1 10 17 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/0a42bf2ad629fe61f51d14bf5071e6b2.pdf 3ca273c8f46ce81c46d830c9d728e582 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Federal judge bars UW-System's ban on racist and sexist slurs Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of W"ISConsin-Parbide HE Volume 20, Issue 9 October 24, 1991 Concerns voiced at haras.1ment panel BJ l.alelU N. Jude NewsEditM Federal judge bars UW-System 's ban on racist and sexist slurs Tbe Uaiversity o(Wi1CODsio- BJ Erica Sandin Pubide Women's Ceoi« held a News Writtr Sexual Harassment Panel on What racun oooslitu1e dis· OcloW 16. criminaklry inltnliclls? How C811 "We bdd dlis pul"I beam,c youlCl.lirutudentisinlentionally IOllllll)'~ha,e bcenraillCCI causw& •dc-ingarrironmcnt ........ mnawhatoonstilUICSIICXUII (or IIIOlhel1 Juat llow can you ballSSIDClll ill tbe lasl few wccb,• prove racial inlellDOll? ,aid Wcam's Ceni« co-coonli- 'lbeloquestions wae ~ ream10r Dllleen Winker. IODIWbyafedelaljudgedcnOllnced The Sexual Harassment Pallcl the ICCOOd ICClioo c,i Wisconsin mclndNt Bill Honu, Mocleta- AdminisnliveCode-UWSChapllr. r.cis ~ chailpmoo r:::=~/il Ill" 17, lbe rule dial prUeeltid 1111· of UW-Parkside's Sexual dm11 from ra:ist and &crimiDaHarusmeot Commitiee; Steve tcry behavior. UWS Olapler 17 Meyer, 16-y Dqaunen; S• ;,st-dybeeorcviled(ScpNorloll, Basilless Deputme,it; '--- ------"---~-----...:__ __ ....Jtem1,a I, 1989), 1111d Ille act eoSaady Rlello, Dileclor of Sllldeol Saul..._.,_, fH I II tr SandJ a;"• -- sured Sil.,..,.• 1hat they would be lfl!lllb:Blr"-unoo.Coumelor; SN Nortoa,wl SleW MtJff alllelO IIDlly and wort in• eevi- .SDmXniacr,AsmllmtofClm- ••NNNIN'(dWWMfftealcmclmpal'OMCO. tir'lpmt!l'lll<ldltaed ""'""' Ca\'IJl'J-""7 ud,c, jbysi• mam issues coooeming Sexual cal. wrilleo, orvcrl»I inlilZ'ideMD II•-"- of .,otreosive DIIIUeeitherwhcre TbeUniveriityclelinessexual (I) complilllce may be lll8de a llassmcnt as unwaoled. UAWd- la1D or c:ondiclon "'your c4ucaC111DC11CXuallil-.reci-for lion .. rmpk,,mcntOl)l)Ol'IUlliti or (2) in matloll$hip among equals, wbentueb ~bas a banDful effect oo die allilily to IIDlly or wort in die li?kmlc •· ling. cial.iel;,;o,,.. oexltt. &Xuallyorimtal, and diaallled ~- Howevu, questions wel'6 niloclsocmafta-dlerulewui-ed Sle,eMd,nplla tblt lhe In, pe.enled Ibo esi-- aion of 6ee ipea. dllleby uild). lw.g die Pint 411__, l'l'l Tllo nNle W DOlia.-d IO 111PP1W 6eedomof lpeCICll.ilwrtsnH 10 =- univenicy Cc-de••Palll ~ UW-Parkside's remodeled Union Square opens it's doors after long wait •1 David DollcrtJ NewlEdtor Fol.Jowina aeigbt wedr. delay, lkaewlyremodcled Union Square opmcclit'sdoorsll4pmoo0cloblr 17, By 6pm tbc boll1o wa ,aed for Ibo Cbicago Bean vs. 0.- Bay Pacb:n game which was the CCIIURd f;IIDd opc:niDg netlL TIie opming ol lhe Squme drew approximalely 200 ctciled SIUdenls wbo waldled die Bean and Plctffl fOOlball game Thws• day r.ight. "TheGnnd 0penng or die new Union Square wa a huge sucan,• a.t IJW-l'alfc!i& Ac· tivities Board President Brad Rosch~ AaxJrding to the Director of Do you think Judge Clarence Thomas should llave been confirmed by the Senate in light of lhe controversy surrounding his nomJnatioo'l I .. ,.,-:!~~-'---;;...__ __ -, .. .. .. "' 10 Yes No No Comment ,., .... A°fW',allll<I :11 •Jllludctlts.flC1lllJ'••llllf ,.._....,,._._no..• .. ....-~ .... ........ c t\tee'1fa....,.caD .. ,f'f_.. .. , 1111 1hc UW-Paruidc Ullioo, Willian Nid>ubr, "The Ullion Square WIS achedulod IOopen at die beginning of 111c iremesecr wticn 111e original paper wort< v,u done. II bid 10 be te-bid on which is MIIII J)lll it OIi to a different IClledule." The-UnionSquateis vtty diffCfflll ftOl1I the old one which had not bceo mnodeled since the building q,a,cd in 1976. "h was definitely in need of remodeling,-~ UW-l'lrbide Siudc:nt 00\'WllfflCllt Aaocialicln P,wideatltcaScbllh.Scladlldded, "1be llllde"'S didn't - ii dark and Ibey didn't -titoranao-11 ii DOI dark 111d ii la DOI OC'lil8C Ill)'· more.• The Unicn Square bu•- 11C011stical tileceilitlg, anew floor, andmo.eabletablcshaverq,laced Ibo old booChs. The addition of • larae window and new ~I lipt lwufts ha, added I» ,· .. ,. ably 10 die llllOWll oflight in Ille Square. Seni.« Tom KrulOlf lhiDb Who are these people? The University of Wisconsin-Parbideiscumntly celebradng <,()'s Month . To find out who these youthful faces belong to, tum to Page 4. <,()'s month is sponsored byPASA. tbe lleW Squre Is 100 !,right. "I ha.eto--s'-justlO wsJt illlo die 100C11. ne Squn la '11be......, 11 loob like a elf. can,• ,aid Kruooft: Sali«Craig Simpdnt dlillb lhoSquueisf111Cjustalit is. "They did ID e.ceiler4 job in remodellllg lho UDMIII Squs,e, 111d llopefully it wiB be lhe lint of -y posili.e addidoN to 1111a fine Univenily. • ~J-Kunzapca. •11•1 a big im~ an4alot sberpertban die old Ullicln.* IN THE NEWS ... United Council'• support of Roe w. Wade u)l6ds UW-Parkside's Student Government Association ........ -..... _.. .. ·-··-······ .................. ~-stoe'YOD Page 3 A llCIII amiet· ... arrested after flpt at UW• Parkside's Residence Hall C-omplex. ..• .Details on Page 3 ProfHIDi" Vopet and Professor Greenfteld explain the c:blDgea UW·Pukside has experienced over the years.-.... - .............. -. ..,. ...... _ .............. _,_Saory on Paae • Blastfromdleplll: TbeRangerN-s rnisits UW· Paruide'a early years ..................... see Page 5 Tins week'• Edltorill focr oa the media's role in the,,..,., HillHearinp.. .... ComplelellOl')'OII.Page 10 Seewllollal• pipe: Qeckouttlliaweek'sletters to Ille cclitcir-.... • .. -•···-... ••••••• ... -•.•· .. •• .......... --... ,-Sec Paae 10 eam,,,, 1>a11ee 11epart1, - wrllat crmMS llappened onao4••Ju&we k 1 , • ..sec Pqt 14 Clulified Pqr. See if romeone wote you a pcnoaal. ............. -------.See Page 20 Chapter 17 I • AccanliD&todlefcdcnljudac,lbo nale-.Oldledon FinlAmendlllClllrishll,fo. MMi-couldlUII• ply be 11a1U11 their opinion IO Iii• odlet, livln& dldr Ideas In. con- \!(j ,;,,, --"J, er IISina a word •-oftenlltedwilhintbecoafincl ol dick family. All illall, Ibo iadividual pauib1y may 81()( !mow or may beobliviolll to the fact that 111e;,, 1122 7"" - offwi\le to ...,, .. _,..,.,tlld dlerebywOllld l)o pmeJized for Cfflllioa ID envi• ronmemdlabe/llle1uppoeeclly<M OOl~IOCICIIC. OwalJ. the lllJ)lnlobleal- is, bow ca,.ie~int-rirm• Acmnt· iactotNJad&a,iliaai-impllllillle. n-r-. die judge decided tlllltllelleClilmofUWSCbapal7 MIIIMW:1 wek1•bMftlldwouldDO lanpr be wlcac:ed, 111d die uws,-- left widlOll • ~ din • cerllir- dilcririn IC 'I cxmrnau Gary Once, Asgi•• a-. llCllorforSll.,.,...\ffan,IIIICCI tbM "Ille judae decided - the aecood ICiCUClG ol ~ 17 was lllO ambiauC)u$. AJ tbispoinl, ft sre not sure • to what tbe UW • System ii going to clo. The sy11a11 hagrlnaiuandsweprocedma lholcan wort with this. and hopeWy ,ell is ncdOlt;ooce we get cur loearing1 after lhis uoexpecud ~wewillfiad~IIICIIII 20 deal widl ihe problem.• Antllcny Brown. Dilcctar of ihe Ceni« fer BducatiOllal and Cultinl Advancement. Slid in a - intcMew - "'lbc UWS)'Sltlllslloukl say that they do not condone hostile intimidwon. Peq,le should be allle to a:, wbal· cvu they-to say. but should DOtbe able to c.-a hmllilecnYi- '°'-rcr olhen. ~ la no - u to why pc,oplo raia dlaftle,U1ep.~a111aot11er people camot wallt ill - iadmilhursday rriday •Ftlm "City Slickers" 7 pm, Union Cinema. $1 UW-Parbide students, $2 guests (PAB/PASA) •Play: "And a Nightingale Sang" Comm. Ans .Th~~· 8pm. Ticket prices: $5 for students and senior c1uzens, $6 and general admission. ~aturda~ •Excel '9 J, student leadership developmeDt workshop. Weane~aa~ rnur~aa~ ~ovemoer •"T,mc Manllgement: An Honest Loolc at Procrastination.• VIP lecture series. 3:30pm, in Union 2(J7, free. •Play: • And a Nightingale Sang" 10am. $5 students, $6 otbrn •Is the Women's Movement Dead? Panel discussion. Time: 11am. in Molinaro D101. •Native American Awareness Day '42nd Street •Terminator 2 4-d victim·• sboel to - wily they would want to ci.n,e !heir »<:alk:d froo and equal cnvironmenL Wben people reach tbeir final bn:alana point. ;J,a-c ia 00 uncenainty • to bow they will "'8Ct without rules to guide 1hem. Let's hope lllat this chaftse is for tbebells." Sieve Md.aughlin. 0..... oF SIUdcnls, ml lh1ll he was IIOlSW'$ if ihe unwasily will 8l1l)eal the decision. "The decisioa was Wlfortu. nate. • expresaedMcLaughlin, "for we ba-e a mponsibility to treat t.ach otb« wilh fairness and security. - dolt-not ol-:,a happea. Wennotsurewbefttogo from bcre. bu& we midi always ~ lladeata ffl)ffl thll land of behaYior anddoour i-20 • an Mcqllilllllcllldjlllten••· eat• Lmy-r-, Coo.di,- of Acadaaie _. Cllltln1 SUl1P(Jll ser.iceaa&U.Ccatlrforlldac:atlonal and Oihinl ~ (CECA) said rcceruly, however, bebaviordlal,-ltai 'oj dbllhal "cln)ppina the provisions ol qs and an unsaf.c,_,i. a a• Cbapler 17 will cause intaesling The judgemelll oCOmptirl7 nmificatioCIS. 11lil is nee a place was publicly rdealed a r.. llaml forncist behavior, it ia an institu• afta-lhe Jastmedin&ofdll--' licft wh«e a sllldcllt should feel of ResenlS, so it ba\>e 8!02 1-1 1 safe to get Ml educaticn. Chapter cha.,ce to diJeUSI die -• Tail 17 did1101 violate lheF"ltSt Amend• issue will beon the Bomd'I,.... ment,it))ll)le(:teddleSllldeoisfrom in Novanber. Panel discussion will highli~bt three local women at UW-Parks1de Dctaminatioo, cooragc. and strenslh cllarac1erir,e the thtt,e Jo. cal women participltins on a pane.I di~ssion of, "ls The Women·s Movanent Dead? Three peispec. tivea on the changes of IOday.• Ccmm•m~an:ISocialO!ango welcomes professor Frances Kaffllik. dlairolUWPWorneQ•a Studies, Sisler Jeu Vcri>cr, memberoltheRacineCounty Women•s Commission and Edi,- Bloomer, founderofUWPW-•sCcnt«. 'Jbis-wiUOCQarllll'llllQ. day, Octobc, 317 at 11 LIL ii Molilmo D101 as p11trJdlllDries, °'ll'I 11 o•c1oct: DCIJUI .. where youuociool n,o, e c-lf' Thc51l ,,,. ........ viewpoints .... -,.,,,,,,_.. movanent, ~ they alilll 11/11f/1' IIIOlldesirel'"'chllfllll •-:: syslelll. Eadl will ..... • ptaiOIIII eft'oru tu p:~ # P chan,e in our COPP I ty >tfe ••---•11!- low witJ1 al OW-G ....... ... ( Ociober 24, 1991 Campus News THslwloat Nsws, hgc 3 United Council's voting procedures upset many 81r!:-w~ =i= Waderuling.and all Tire Su,IUCllia, 1h11 w11•s not in ..... . _,,,_ f lhat favor and rein- Uniled Couacil's best iotaest 10 .,., VOIUIB ,--= o a force the Supreme C0lnt ~.1:~~ lib .,;.c,sily sysiem n typical~ • -.... a lllnl oo ., issue lbat spliJs ~;;~;:tC:~~=~ PSGA not supporting UC Go,anmelll's(UC)systemallows ByEric&Sancllez PSG a clolegafe ., cast the VOie or 111e Nciws Writtt A doel noc 111pport llie lllivosil)' which Ibey represent. UW-Parkside's Student =.:::~DOll.:'i: flowCYer, lbc UC's voting system Government Association v,. Wade. -81alY is 1101 giving every 1111.i- (PSGA), at the recent Roe 1IS ~ Unilcd Council of Ille ,mity its chance al a fair VOie. Wade ruUng. YOled api.,sl ~ uw Sllldent Govcrnmens is Ill 1be Roe vs. Wade issue of Uailtd Council's resolution in orpniwion for the Sludena la teplittd •1Jortion is the perfect favor of legalized aborlic,n ro- the uw syatem. Coil1J]le11:ly eumpc cl lbr. damaiic that can pdi11glheRoew. WaderuJina. ocasfromtbeUC'svotingmethod. ~:-:-.--::--:--:------=CGll=lbuoecl==Oll:.:Pagt:.::::.:•:..J TIie UW-SIOUt SIIJdmt Associa- Cha.1Jcske,clftC10rofmcdiaaf- lhemonlbeliefsofalhaxlenllin U1111(SSA)isangered bytbei=ot fain• UW.S10ut, said in arecait Ille UW-System." UC iaotudoll Iha! supporu the article ia uw.s10u1's newspaper, ne uc·a weighted vocing S)'SletD oper8ICS in flis fashion: every achool rccei,;ca allout one VOie for e-.ery 1000 studooll dlat lllffld its univusity. The sy.llml WIJlb well unlil one CllllSiders the fact dial larger IChools aand an OYttWbelmina c:lulnceol winnina. OdlerUW achoob,bec•nseotdleir smaUa-student bodies (and therefen dleir laclc of ddcgeies) arc engulfed by the massive VCleS IICquited by IClloob su:h u UWMadi9onand UW-Milwaukee that could decide lhc ootcome cn me.r own. Thia...._ CONidc:niDooon Ille pansottbelldlercldeplelas to whether or IIOI 10 remain in the United Council• all 1beraiolulionpmedbeceew, according 10 SSA Pftisidcnt Merk Klein, "Certain c:aq,uses ffled ovc:rwhdminatY for ii. but Olhc:r (smeller) ICbools, IUCh u Stout and Superior voied a.etwhelmingly .,-nsl iL" SIOUt•bad CUI ID olitl......,(whichnum--) .... theresolUOOQ,bmll'IC'•hey wishedlhe UC would keep ilspeYious neutral posldoo on the m•• ler. 1be Unaed Council will have lO decide whether or DOlilS Ylllin& procemre ii fair 10 the UW- system.......,..lll<ldelepes,llldl!IC unimsityconslihleDISwillhavel0 decide whelberor noc they Willi to RIDIUI a pat of the Uniled Council. Fight in housing results in the arrest of a non-student IJ Dllnd Dollert;r NtlllEdltor On Oclober 17 at II :01 pm Q11111111 JIOO" 1cspoodcd to a ropanedfiplia tbetbe University of Wi1C011Si•-hrtcsi~ Residence HID Complex. Wilen the police amedtheti8'1twascm:r,buufter 6tnla invcsrigarioe •he police arftlll:d one adult wto was charSed will, dilonlcrty condoct. Qicf of ClmpusPollce,DaYid Os..ow!ld .ated, "We had a nonJIUdcol who W8$ Oil calllj)U,', 8j>' pen! 10 be in&oxic:aled, and was llyilg 10 pict fights with Sllldeots. He eventually did get inlo a figtnwithcneswdcnL 1beofficers ari>ed,sorwlouttheslnralionlllxl antSIOII bim for disorderly cooducl." Thecarnpmpoicercportind.i· cad that the inciilcnt occumd what ID 18 -,- old Yisilor oo Cllllpaa vernally bams.1edand tbcn pb)Ullly •ttacted a UW-PlrlcsidealUllenL 1bevisoo, lj)jAc-:htd the Sbldent and tried ID instip&e a fight. When theSllldentignomcl lbe visitor'S,epca,,edattemptSIOSlartl fial,1. themi10tpuohedthelludeat and ll00li: a swing• him. At this lime lbesmdent pol the visitor inabc8dlockand proceeded lO lsM 4 or S pw,ches. The visitor lhea worted bis way free aod the Sludcnt walked •way as the visitor continued 10 fflbally harass the swdonL When the poooc anived, they found appoximaiely 70 SllldenlS wbobadgalheffilin tbell'CSof the fighL They !aired widl the swdent who had llccn involved in the incident, but the visilor had kit lhc !CfflC. At this lime a UW-Partside Resident Assis1ant led campis policeandAssislantDirectmofhous• Ing Steve Wallncr ID the apartment in wbich lho visitor was believed 10 be. ClmpUI police wm< ldmf«W illlo the &jialnltill aid found the visilor auempang 10 bide undernealh a bed. ACampuJIOO"officcr.-d ill hilnport, • Al dua tilMIDOliced the subject bod ., odor cl illlOU• canlScomingfrom his breab."The visila was tw:o 10 another apsl• menl 10 be .aeslioned about his involw:mcnlio Ille light. Durillg questioning be admitled 10 being ma fiaht and ID 1Jein& dNnk. The ,uit« lhcft bopn IO become oncooperalive and was placed in bmlcuffs. 1be offiocn de1emlined lhc visilot had ._, lbe aagressor in the fial,I and procccdcd 10 ~ hlrD widl disclrdedy cnndUCI h;- oording 10 Wallner, "One of lhc Residmt AssislanlS bad recciYed a CIII ieganlina this same individual having anotm allercalicn bcfcn lhclCCOlld al1ercatlon. There were Health office receives $107,719 grant 'Ille Student Hcellh Office is hs bcm 1-...ded l fund for the illpl'O'lemealS of l'ostseconduy 11,\rllion (F!PSE) two-yearpL Thepteotilbl"Creating a Bt.althy ~ Campus Bnviroomenc A Aloohol Abuse cl DnlgUsePrcve.llli011Program"was a.wded inSeptemta-llldwillnm bou&J, OttJller 1993. Sandra Riese. Direc1a of Slltdmt Hcaltb Services end NlllC)' O!ary, SAP Coon1inator will be ~ting and coad.iDatiag tile ...,_,wionol*pntatUWl'lrbidc. The fOCIIS of Ibis inSlilulioowide grant in>Olves development of p,ograms and policies lhal will have. a long lasting impact on lhcl university oommunity. This Alcohol and Other Drug Ablac (AODA) Prevention pr0- 81'1111 will be promocing and ilevelopong • YlllieCy oC melbO<lsw encourage others a tUW• Pamide 10 assist in lhc pJOjecL The following methods will be employed 10 IIICCl the gnmt design: adminisleririganalcoholand other drug suney ID lllldomly 80- ledtJd Sllldalls. surveying faculty Oil tbeiropinionSofthealcobol end drug use{abule of their s111deo11, olfcringmoneeary~tiVCSIDl1UdenlS clubs Mid co-ganizMion• 10 spcnsoralcdlol-frceeveots,clevel• oping M Alcohol UI Olher Drug Abuse Advioy Conunilll:e, a,11 funherdeveloping die Pe« Health EdllCIIOtp,og,1111. ~AOI>A survey will beadministered this fall. and die informalioo will be med 10 assisl ia llilDrii1g lhc pl()SIM• 10 the specific needs ol Pa,bide. The Peer Health EdllC&IOr (PHB) JllOSlllll ii ID it'a ..-xind yes, and they ere Cll8C' lO be 111 active pat of positive CIIID&e IIUW-Pwl•irfe two of them.. Wallner ~ the individual who was charJed was not a UW- ~ SIUdenL Acalrdina10thei:olicc,qiort lhc individual was in 1hc milituy and - swioncdin Califami& Tbevisilorwasdlenlakenin10 CUSIOdy tad trampclllCd to 1bc Ka,oshaQlunly Jail He peeled I bond of $150 • 2: IS 1111 and was relcucd &om jail. Homosexual awareness needed Spedal tone Raa,er Ncwa By AIIStla JC.. Nuur Cumody 121'ofournation's p0lllllalioo is gay or lesbian. On campus e-.ery minoril)' has at least one day, week. or mooth for their n,cognitxlll. Howev«. tbere is no desipaled day, wcet,ormcnth for 1"" -• community. For this reuoo, a ocmmillee of Sludeals and faculty, gay/bbian and IIJlight has been formed 10incteueawa.a1C&Sandl'CCOIIU· lion of this py,'lesbiall minority. In m initial s:tsgeS. the ocmllli110eiswockia,ona wect!fpr0- gnm IClledule. It will COBSilll of IIWDll'OUlacliviliel,mclautpealr;- ers. fibns. Jllllies. de .. desipd 10 bring gay/lesbian issues illlo lbc forefrost of campus concens. Tbeae wecldy aclivilies an not mlended 10 dcbale the legitimacy of the lifestyle, rather, they will paenl fflOISS aspecu o{ homoSClltality. If aa)"ODe is ill...-.cl in pullclpadngcntbecommiUCC.~ contactAllgelaNt1t.erMS95-2170, Brad Roschyt • 59S-2.6SO, or ~&BY JMntsat59S-2101, for darts and limes. R-berlhlt,oudon'thave 10 be PY. lcsbi•n Slllight, or polmCaliYc:ocrect.,pm;,l)lle. Hq,c ID-yautheie. • • • t •••• . . . . . . . . . . ................ . . ' . . . . . .. . ' . . . . . . . " ' . . . . . ' . ' . . . . . Professor Greenfield, 70's to 90's interview Feature Professor Vopat, 60's to 90's interview was ao Jow lbatl papped teaching i11111til rec:cntly, the last couple of yeus. . .10 srude,i13 are much men: &Wlft of ii [ethnic awareness) - moslly due 10 the fact lhlll it is DOW school policy.· BJ Alldy l'atdl Fcatun Writff Carole VOIJII, As1ocialC Professor of Englisb al the UD.M:Bily since the early 1970's. had ,ome UllaeSting lhing:s to say conccming changes ill UW-~ &cm the l960's to today_, Wbcn ded about lhe most sweeping cllanges having laken place at UW-Parbidc since the I 960's, V-erophasiffld lhe rul physiall cllanga in the univetrity from lhea 10 now: "When I came bcre,lllertwUjtmOreenqulstnt TaUed.udalolofmllll. Wewa-e ill Ka,uh and Racine, where 1hc OateM)'c:mnpus isnow,10hlning a c:enaal campus is quite a bit dif. faenL" Funllermore, V opal IIOICS oat~ in the emphasis on edmic diwnily bet•-lhcn and DOW. Then, ii seemed, lhete WIS yay lildo iDlerest er emphasis on Ibis aimpm ml edmic and amlli- a,1-• cliveniry: "When I came [ID Pln:side], I bep,i _,.,.., Women's Studi<:s (--M Women'• I.JIMra. lioll], md I WIS die <lllly ~ wboW11Sdolnglhll. Now,wehrte Women'1Smdies11adislinctfidd. wo haw man, COUl'.9CS, we bric a miDor,mid I bave111111Y colleagues dlllnh.b 11eU11feministstudics." In iddllitJU ID I lll!W•fomd emphasis on WOlllell'I Sllldies, V-iecognlzed a srowm, tm• phasis oa die SIDdy of African. AmamCQ!lure•weU: •.Jbere really WU DO emplluis OD dimsily .•. dlere really w•sn'l a pat dell of IIUdent iMerelt • I llllgb1AfricD.Amaicanlilenblre fer a few year,. 111d emollaleal Anolhet of the great CNll&e$ taldng pi.:e al Palbide between lhe 1960's 811d today woold be die tcaehing methods of die UniveQily faculty. Aa:uding to Vopat. pro, fesaors today are much morendi• llonal in style than they were when she linl began lt8Ching Ill Pn:· side; MM. -,It of the turmoil of the 1960's, people !hat were jut Sllrtiag ou1 telCbing wae much mace opca 10 innovlln-e and ex- '-----c....--v-.,_----l perimenlai lllduliquea. .. 'J'hcrc WIS • con,c:iousness of trying to break down the blnicr ~ Sludmt 111d acber 111d IO ,etow:r tbeidea oldie leKber II III aadlolilariall fiaW'C, and I fml lhlt for us along widl dleresloltbecouncry,people have 1-la,c midi - trldilica, .. _ .. F\lrtbet, ·1 find dial a lac of ,-,ga faculty • mudl - come, ..i-e and craditionll dwl we _._, clurills the IUrlllOiJ oC 1hc 1%0's llDd early 1970'a. Whal is true for lhe aJUDlly u a wide is true ol Ill here. UW-P111aicle. M It -, "1we\u, dllll die mocedringsc:bage,dlellKftdley llay die same. Sllldeats are much the - t1l1W as they lllve - boea. in 111e eya of voi-, "Bdunerioe bere bas an aspc,ct ol eunuty, iJI dull IIUClenb _,ways - inla' laed II die ame dliag • scaiag through dlool. P1YU11 for acboot . . Tbe crilicisms of UWParbicle ba'te always boa! the same: '11>0macllofac:ommum1y CiOllege. • 'not-.,hcailjlliilife.. • OulloolsSII: 1•UW-Pllt, adcdoDOlappearll>baTcd-.id • IJ'lllldeal since Ibo 19'°'1eitw. "MolloCIIJe ......... ta-111111 llldoowJ.-ecithufifflJ 111iui Ameiicw OI' die fill'. .... incollcgc,aedae Wl)'• aiar, ~iJIIJcw:ringd tr,-, doa't - 10 be¥e .... af l)OI' • al . 11 . tt+o•m•.-. cemaaew:.,y in+FW4r ..... lbey-~•c>iaiuif ... llll"Cand-·1 ..... ..,. ,ery idealillic: -- Clllpa jlll doelll'tha..eallillalyrlpalllilll inwlwmcnt .- Tbe - people ... OW-l'a'.bide, dlC• al -• at 1llllllclllyllle-•WIII.•• • 11iedt.1pbyVqa&a1Nill"'IIY wry riq,ly, - Aemicll ... ofbdteth.gdlemlelwe h •i• ;,. • •1 ,,.;.,, ..,_ ao•c:allb liom rou.•h,I bo :,oa'ieliae limply for M ed11ctiOl lfl jlll II belblc to earn men-,...., ctiem•1-• dlillaapdplll:e IO put ,-,elf.• PSGA disagrees with UC view on abortion Ceedelltd fl-om Pap3 ownccl and oi,enlCd by the 1111- dmls, It Is llleoldestanc! oneol. lie -~¥Cre1•acl1Jobl,yuaocilliom ill die COWllry. They c1sc1111 111111) in1po11111t Issues, Ille! dle---lbe-- sial 1973 Roe >S. Wade ruling for legalized abomoi,_. decision wllich oar UW-Pubidc. Student ClcY,11m11CU1 Amcialion {PSOA) vOle>d tpfnsl, di a wie of 7-2-0. lbePSGA wanledllle UCtolllintaln its 111CU1111 position on lllellll>- jcct. bec:ene it {PSOA) tuea a Deunlaldoa1qac:cluui-.ellcaldt - lbeUCl-.clsca-.yil- -, wlaidl nVOIOdupoolbroap a geoeql Ill mbly- 8100P of lion ii a iepi It JditC! 4f die otlldcn1$olUW-PYI eMI Whmas: TbeUW.,.._. Slllden1Go.o11 ertAacldalica does DOlha-ie dlcliplll malte moral decilicw 6-• IIUdcob. Be illCIOMd 11111: '111c UW· Paltsic!eSl>idenlGowi t Aaocialica doca act...,.,. the Unill'.JCICouncllnlUW 511- dent ~plldllrlld rqiroduaive braldl - - ill position ca Roe YL Well, Be it fllllbc, 1cdftld dllt lbe UW-Pubidc SIINlell OoYemmeatA• ·ten• aneulnllstandc..,qat I •i4 llealdt aero 14d die JIDC "' Wade decision. • ()cd,«24,1991 - Feature UW-Parkside's student union B/c:,st--,:ro, r 1 the pc:,st-. .. Raqtr-,-.,a,Kan..•-~· 0.. IIW .... llllcle'• -uc1 lmpnmd ,t.11nc lllUCl!l 111 -OflCII PVP Run /Walk led by staff 0. ftiday, O::lober 11, 69 facay, llldr and SIUdcms panici• - ii~ COllllibural 10 the l'lllbido V:':m:ccr 'Prog.lUI Run/ Wik TlleUW-Pabidcllllffout• D I edew,ryone. Tony Maciu ol die acbJs. liantofflce-lllefirsaaollllbe lilill, lino widl a lime of 12:.55. Sutey Maadcmact and Jean ,__ of the ldmiaislralille of. Iba llld lllelat ~ time of 24:12. The C-- c.cnrcr Slalf .._ IO dllak all tbo9e who do- -.S $5. la n T-suu availllllo ii Ibo..,._ office for an)ICOC llto -.Id lite 10 support 'YQl1111- - --"8d reccopttion IIQjeaa. PleucmakcyourcbcdforSS PIYlblelO UWParbide Volunr= Jlrog.an. 'lbcrollowmgflcallymdaff i-licipaecd or - conlribollors IO die fundrai.,cr. May Blacsius, Kami Lindquist. 1- Bromley, J-i.UJCIII, Bev Burnell. Tony Maciu, Unda Buslla, Shltley Mandcmact. DomaCadaea.MIII< Madaire, c.ot Cashen, R«-m Muoa, Janice Donu, Vltginia McKinley, Cw Engberg. SleYe Mcl.a,aghlin,li"IIFillt,DorilNft, Judy Gui, Jan Ocker, Carole Oincl,. Jean hlCdOO, Margie Glasman. DcAnn ~ • .Jaaon Good)car, Alma Rcnish. Wallet GllliccrcJ, Jim Rot,ert,on.Msilce Hali, Kalhy Ro(kwcil«, Lucia Hcmn,LindaSd,ian,DlvcHollc, Wendi Stllnelder, SDSIII Jclmnl, GlcriaSec«, Marilyn FoslCt Kut<. Ellie SUwalsld, Tom Kriacr, Mary Troy, Diet Kumminp, Evclya Tiucs4ell, Nora Kell«, Steve Walin«, Barbara Lanon, Diane Wcllch and PIil Zarlelli. Nut wedt The Rlnp News will _, __ UW-Plrbide SIiidents wbo panicipatcd in or coaliblled 10 die Walk/Run. Slaning today Tire Rt11tg~ News is joumeyinc to die pest in -'i of old UW-l'lrbide newspipen. Evaywcekl'lleR""IV Ntwswil printaSIOry that lllldo ~news duriQgUW-Paibide'searly years. Tire Rtllt8er .Vtws wooJd like to pruent a wriely of issue, and cbangu dial ba.., happe,ied &aiDi lJW. Paltside's 23 ycaa in Cli!ll"-OC'e Goetz Gets His Guns Deconber 14, 1977 By Pllilip EllilOI' L ~ Vol-lNtlmllarll Wld: 111111,, DIC1r II 1 14, 1171 uo_.....,... lllf Mij"°""'"-___ -~ ,,, OC\ ol-... _ .._,...,_ _ .... - ffplow torc:H IMI• any Hott,woed twQdwc.. - ClsyGocu,4,si-ClwnDorfor AdminillndonandPiscalAft'ain.lw.otdatdlh.ltlhc fourofficcnofParbidcS«wily~C111110tcany&.m,iadlcl101'111alcouneoflbcir clulies. lnGocu' fint-llDwl toSecurity Olid,Roa BrinlnnlM, f'"lelZ Sli4fireenls•aot app.opiailc in sczYin& the bcatialerells of di,, ""ff4'"l' COIIIIDITiy. The folk1tria8 ii die lelliof the Nol-ember 30, Im IIICOIQIDdu.u lO llrinbn-(mm 0om: Nl«monflsOleettoua'10u!t11,001ISider'&liol~ICMil11•d•,u.•ldderweij•,g.-11111 Wts. I 18fflUI c:onm:edlhl QWTy!ng ol lidaMnsorli'WnaOI..,, l1IJe lslllltl!ll),Gj#llle i:>rsetWlg ht best lnlnsll Of ht C31i11U1 commll1ily. ~ ller9fole, lll'dar that u soon as possible,-.. no laler flan Friday, Dea,mbe, 9, 1977, hmsbe l8ffl01'8dhm ltwnllilonn andshal notbelnlhepa 111 Hie ,olanyollhedepwnwh Slllff. I am 8'91abl3 to clscl.a llQ aclior1 with )'CU« memm11 ol ,w Ail GollZallelldeda~wlflthe SecuftyO!iellnCI lheOffietollaQ'MIOnonitally iary piSills en OJly. The amj8cl ol wealk1g lhe 8 ll)O • was If,:; 111 $ Mir .. llllltijj Goecz Issued Ille lobmo memcnum IO ~ o..:..ni. 7. Nltitlhemetqwilhyoll'staf I amatll001M1ad lhalllll~olliclealms«hml d 'rf 111Je isnotl'lqlirldl:>rlhel'OU5nepollcacillesW11111 not. hliabl,ll)l)lupiall, b'IS\q llebesl i 491ests ollhe C8lll'US commcllity. MyOlfgfrw Nowmbet 30ordlrl0 nrnow llwms ton .. lllim nt ~IB&&lan ol 118 ....... 111 by Frtelay, c,-nt,w 9, 1977111 Sllllds. !lowellll', I am wllng IO ,IICXJgim '1at,- po11111l01: JI llnllrmt-~ hlle ,lj. X'.l ~-maybe l9atonallllln-wildellnedc:ilamsln:el. n ... m,. t• IUPPOflh C8t1nlllzalicll I of .,_,,,.IO be slOckedin a Wll aculld bcdcin in .. Secuily Dlpl,,nen! ..S aeeas,_lllllell8~othlsldNwlnalnlltlDlowiigtpllCilc.iillalae. I) Trnpo,talion Of flnll to., ol~ • >llby. bl ABll)Of lClll(I IO a ~ allWm C) AtllQdr,u IO a cal----·• IIPOflld ol!Nllilllct ol a 1)8111110( pnolll h8illeninglD«lnlhelClof1aidlo,igbodlJlwm«JriuYIOmemb..1ol,-camp111CIOlllfflllty. I do prefer hi )'CU be lnwllvedand 111N ,-decili>nlO lllelN ~s ctillfyt, \I 1111 cn ol 1111 abM inelanctl apply. I do not 'fiewlhe Isl d e.\ctp1101• 11 lccbd In COIOilll ..Sall b'Mr kcanbeelCl)lllded«~11001db11, lnmy~wnn. k/1{11.ltlwd be1Nt1ti0118d,aspoinled0ttbillheollcerl,lldearmslnlable~hlttneabowlc:oidlloi• shat- be draVIII illless i,M bOdly hlrffl II appnrc. T1't llllPflcallOn at hlrma II not pen,hld m8111yl0 prol8CI n preservt mn prcpany. The healol peiaonal fllml ~ be ~canbeasand,espetialywiltllemi(b)and(Cl,lhlllhewearingandusagaOI~ wltha11tlObe¥91yfllfl,/andrigilfyeJl)lainedandjusti(i9d. Alll)Oftotalhumsreleuedwlll hi lllalad i,dica1ion roost be maintained, I 8Jq)8CI ht hi poli:y hnin prasctb,d wl Ile lff'4illmeliled ;nl;elleded in~ depnlelllll policieeand ~ for y0IJ' Deperlmetll'I COl1lnJII obeervw1:8. Rqer askcdGoecz if the removal of the WCll)OIIIW lied to tome specific inc:idclltor if the mo.e - a rd1oction on the 1cvd of pnless!ooalivn tJI the officers. 'This in no way is a rclleclion of any JlaSI incidence or the pro(essionalismof the off'ICffl. The issue is the appropriatmcss of &he weapon in a uni-..enity 9Cllina. The in1e111 of die cbanjJc is 10 beaet CNb1o SOC:urit)' IO ICl'Ye the uni¥Cl'lity cnvironmea" Chaoocllo< AlanE. Gwkin llid 1ic _.. thoncw policy and added, "Wcwillupc,ctlhc officcn w1 mainlliD dlcir CJlj)Cllde wilh regard IO Ille me of firalnns. -------------~--------..;_ ______ --,. Campus News _..,. 0c.,.,..24, '!!! Faculty and staff provide sexual harassment inf or1nation dfflUmd-ual raven Crom you u1 caner w11 111e1e 1ype o1 - exchange for allowinJ)'OU ID keep lllffllllld if it ii-✓ ... .::; ply awid !he sub;ect in the clalsrocm. Ithintwhat we dois lMI WC sutr« In lhc nrl8Cof ideal that we .,.. explore about in our l()Ciely. Fnnk.ly, I feel lbll if dlb baj>petlll. we mipt• well I() IO die signs on rbeod,-of dliscampusand wore Plrbiclclfi&IISCllool,"aid Meyec. CMII J•w ..... 1 Mcya-c:q,WIMW!thtltill$ ........... ollDOII ol cti.definirioll lt Ibo~ - "WlllitjAecilelyiloffemlve, .i ror,.... 11 ii o11111111e.., tey--. TINRila~wt1hrrelulloundlryin-olwba oaeca do. Wllll c:a oae IIIY in a ch oca,wllllc:aoaeayata publlc: fonD lite dlis or wtw c:a oae ay in a lea informal lillaalioll ror 1'Udenn, .. a.id Mcya-. Meyer added, "Talkina llllout lhecultolne womanbood_,. lllliD& abcMII piety, iiurkY, - misshwa, domemcicy. Apln, !he object ol ducussing Ibis tel of ...iwa and m concq,t is to sci people ID tbilk about bow In 9C>- cialroleacrelled il11ociety. Piely• ,our llllilglboulnotipoe; purity imolva l!lilldes alJooll KX, lhe ae•u•I double s1a11dard, albmissi-. !he idta of- .,. ai!Jmi!lliwnc11, fl'd domestic• ily. All Aaaica value dlll - c:rared ill 11111 period - that a -•,.,i-ialntllellome. Tbll would Ibo oft"Clld-." w1 dWlt cliec'ltflql !ho whole lllbject misbloffeod mm,y mea; a male IIUdellt mipl nue• 1CJ<IIII haramDallcbalp-,ainltme for raising dlesciaa. The main lbing I am c:oncanedabout is dlcbouad· arieswhea"eonc-u,candreferro !a and IC,walily iDtlle Cluaroom. If lhcbollndaricsaren'1faidy i.ge, I lhink we fall back inro whal I would call thc old Iii-,. The hislOry of rich, whire 11e11. It disc:oura,es divmiiy. Thes•fe posilicn,and I lard male collelgues say Ibis, is to simNononuplainedfromalcpl poillt of view of wbll you can ind ca not do ill M o,pnizalion that mi&bl be coasuued as sexul --- "Nowadays. the couns RICCll· nJu bMlcally tw0broedcareguies olsexusl halassmtt1L Thcfinlme lhat I alluded ID inilially is whal we call "Quid Pro Quo" Ha•ssmemL It - ~ in cxctwwc for something ellC. So iu a riwa- lion where somcc:,ne liltc your boss fo, example, says. 'I'm going to UW-Parkside Student Government Association Election BallotFall 1991 SENATORS (9 SEATS) - Check or write-in up tu 9 names Cl LATESHA JUDE Cl VJNCENTGOODENOUOH Cl BRIC BOVBB • JASON BBYER Cl _______ (WRITE IN) Cl (WRITE IN) Cl (WRITE IN) Cl (WRITE IN) a (WRITEIN) Cl (WRITE IN) a (WRITE IN) Cl (WRITEIN) Cl (WRITE IN) SEGREGATED UNIVERSITY RES ALLOCATIONS COMMITTEE ATLARGE (1 SEAT) a ______ ___:(WRITE IN) PARKSIDE UNION ADVISORY BOARD ATLARGE (1 SEAT) a _______ (WRITl!JNJ All WRllE IN CANOl>ATES MUST BE LEGIBLE OR THEY WILL NOT BE COUNlED i/rPSGA UW-Parkside Student Covemment Association yaurjobormayt,cin~gefor with ,_aa1 i.. 1 'Ill 'Oil allowifllyoutogel~ more fflCOUla8Clheml01'eplllil-.. quickly. ()bvioulfy,ll!al'sonewry merc:w~••but"IIIIIJdill•i b!Mdformol•aalhanls!IDellt." do any reflCllUII& omwl,w-.e said Norton. ill a Healdl Care aaina-.at Norton eomirued. ~ !)Cher rulel of coofidaililli!y.· broad =-sor,, de.aibes behav• 1-spctton l,e PIJao. kn in five differenl levels. The logical effecll of 11111111 .._ five 1-1, incluclc: the hoslile menL Sbe-owra...._ eoviroment, seemingly innoCenl !illtsbelhlnbdelennillellleleod kinds of compliments, settle- of lhe impacL nooveital behaviors (l felt like be The sill laclude: Ind or was unck'essing me with his eyes). egoscrength lhe pe,.-1-llcfart lf thatbolhers you, tecllniWIY Ills L'ie llaJassnlln NIIOCCW ... iadi, illegahexualhsassmellt,anysex- wlual penoo's pe.cqaa.r ist joc$ or comments reganlina displrilyo{~,-1 -.; ,! people"s brealts. or crude com- ber of~ oplionuhe psa 'llllo menu aboot sewal activity that was hlns!cd feeb •MJIIM Ibey cnpged in ClVCC the weekend Milable to lhem; ... clll ii nlfinally,miyinwdcomephysi- aoin, on in the~'llifem caJ advanoe.s. • L••'lh. ........ tinmaly:cbl: ;I'll" "In lhe examples that I gave dlologicalcffeclaof*_,_ you. I dclibenW.cly said sbe's CICrtl· immcdiaiely after Ibo ... 1a, plaining IOOUl whit he is doing. nssmenL Now that is noc to imply tbal men "The8e vlrilblee lldp de· are the only llllCI !bat can be ac- mine the inleolity of• ..,.._ cased of hnssmcnl and women logical implCL The .... idae the only onc's that can 001ll• c:aieanJic,r:11eind-lllll plalnabovtiL __ , _ _, • .,.. __ ...,. ... .,.,ere. Tcchnically, lbccouns recog• Kniuer explained dlecap11 ni7.eharassmentoccuring~ tolice pcaspeclive oa ...iii. a man and a woman where he ha· nssmenL rasses h«, in S001Ccascs • woman "As a po&.. deja._. we maybcaccuscdofbarassingaman. ticcomcinvolved in...i--- Oth«cascs ha,e Ileen flled where mc,itsituationsinllfflllldillaall amanaccuscdanothermanofmalt- ways. Wedoll'tin+eM"I; fllicy ing unwelco111C advances of a violalions. scxualna111tt. Solheeoul1San:not "°l)'picalJy ou- ;, w· 11- limiling •ctionaN,, <:OmplainlS to wive 111 individual wllMI .. ii simplyawomanc:omplainingabout notanemployeH09 I · II aman. Anyonec:111complainaboot !Jut more S1ricdy a. ~It •~· die behavior of anyone else ii it is aJIOCba' individual. ID_,_ a unwelcome adTMICC of a sexual ,.._ L-....... · DIIIW'O." added Norlon. ...,.,,_......,_pe-li,e rL .. ,,.,.,.Ip~-illiu a Sludetll bu been sexually vlduals. • bamsscd diatsllldcnt can go IO lhc "When we_,.. •cir· Healdl Services for medical treat- C11111SlaDCCSofdlcca1e,•dD• menl. to look ll each c.; indiw" tsllr Ricac added. "We may - Bec•uscaswepoinledcuil.,_ them in the Heald! Center having ofthccli,cussioahcle,..__ physical problems, such as head- CllC ask - ror • •- ~ .dilficultysleeping,adominal and Ibey Sly DO, dlea n,o..-S PlfflS, or stress !dared symplOIIS la« .... ..... •-~-'-'-1 SU(b . as IJUdcty cacks wL-- .. •• ., the ud ask • u .. diem y go up outapill ID - -- ..... v,clim nligbt not want to go to depending wllal - aid ii Ille wod:oremetthc ICbool. This can CircwnSWt<:CS lhll..., 1e .-i le•d ID loss of concemnuion or harassment in a daUIII _,. ~~ poo,- performance whether it wou1c1 not 1,e. 1111n 1111 • IS ID die cla-or Ill WOik.. whm: we •re ....--. .. WO Riese ssid, '1f • SIUdeot was do have 10 inieneae • 1 palkt 1..-assedmayt,e Ibey buried this or dq)enmeoL ::.~= witb=oon'. or "In 1erma of;. ,,.... iL body When com . ~ .any- wodoa11.emp110uepil•priWID that~ have we~ a individual as we can: we ftlPZI • ii ill Y comcm1DlhcHeahb very sensitive aea. • Join The Ranger News ecome an Advertising Representati ltPa s ()td,s24,1991 Parkside Volunteer Program Community ServiceAnnouncements Become a Family Financial Consultant. The JCenosha UW-Extension Office will provide a 12 hour nining on Thursday afternoons beginning in early November. Learn bow tocoumel families or indi-nduals experiencing financial problems. $20.00 fee for muerials. Flexible times. Sec Carol in the Career Caller for more infonnation. Speclal Olympics Bowling Event Needs You. Be a ,core keeper or a lane controller for a 2 1/2 hour dllfton Saturday, November9dt atOuttonnscn 'sBowllag Alley. See bow adaptive physical activities arc plCCiced. eq,ericnce the joy of competition and sharing with and a special alhlcte. WIShlngton Park High School Students Need Help With Geometry. Work one-to-one with a high a:hool student one hour a week between 12:15and2:50 p.m. Mustcnjoyandundersundgeometrywelleoough ., mocivale. teenagrr having difficulty in learning. If p,11 Nb} isn't )'OU interest, ask about Olm SUbjcc1s nmling tuiors. Drop by or call 595-2011. Become a Good Friend to a Child. Learn more about bow JOU can make a bigdiffemice in the fut1R of a child through a big brolhetJblg sister organizalion. Ic:nosbe ,.,w.ntt are invited to an oricawion at JCinlhip on Tbunday, October U, at 6:00 p.m. or one Wednctday, November 13 at 6:00 p.m. See Carol for locNiooanddircctions. RacincRsidenr,,canmeetwith I ClleWOlbr at yollf c:onYCllience. The Volun~ Office II Pad side can 1JT111ge for the orienwioo. See Cu'GI Engl,efl In tlle Career Center WLLC-D175 or all 595-201L I.II _.,.11 811 ... DIiiy 111&.f ,.._ g,;"·~~;:;;-,:; ; &ut awww.:aM.., ,,_ ,_., 0.ellladlla'IC.... -VPPcC?IIR 2 SA11JllDAY Ywl'lpCW,IM ~Spnls • Nn MONDAY NIGBT "MADDEN•l!SS .. 'l" Pildlcn • BEl!.WINODINOS Feature UW-Parksuk Volumeer Program's Volunteer of the week To be helpql. k:ln new stillsllld inftuenc<.www•,i.e n Ille 1a10111 why Xdly Davia volallltJen • Gnat Elementary School in Kcmsha In Ille Spec:ill F.ducmoll~ bide and COilQI ..... to fed good about•~ Kelly ii • junior in Englisll and - IO "Mllk will, cbildral willl tpeCialp.oolew. DIIYicl Domine. 1k ED teach« a G1U1. reportod, "ICelly is llea,cn scad• •s1,e llllla lololpalience and9ecu1001wid11beldck. Kelly lllllcocne ii 011 exllaclayswbeamy aidewu.-ble1obclhcre. Kelly ia.,.i• Kelly aq,cned. "I ally eaijoy working will! dlt .. .,.,,.. nie,,.•-11hol-.e--CX· laldbeyond lheacademlc,alm, aodilgl'le$me pleauelOllelplhe lllMleDII - !heir .-Is. which bd111 dim acbieve ""1 experialce . success. This expeaiea,ce bu helped me affirm my cna pl. to become a ll)eCiaJ NleecMior ~!°,'°'°'I Emlhusiasm is oee of Kelly"sSIRQglhl. Sbecao•oe respcnsibility qb I polili-.t llliBea volunteer! One person CAN make a difference -iia.· There aro dlikhD ill K· 12iolCenolhellldRacinewhoae wailing for spcciai ,c.ulOal lib . Kelly. Ast .... )IOll - do by IIOppialsindoe Vol,_Officeill 111ec-ea.. Open Mon-Sun 1 tam 7 Days a Weck LuncbconReservation657•. nI5907 FamoU$ For 5x5°1 (l/2 lb Hamburger & Fries £or S3.50) Souvenir Long Island MU&S Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs I lam-Midnight Fri-Sal llam-2arn 651-44S5 \carroot and delivery ooly) \Ve Now Deliver BIOtiUd Chicken and our comp menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 • The OW-Parkside Student Government Association invites you to vote today! for the positions of: Senator - (9 positions) Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee - (1 position) Parkside Union Advisory Board - (1 position) Elections will continue to be held today Thursday, October 24th in Molinaro Hall from 9:00am to 8:00pm. ~PSGA UW-Parkside Student Government Association ... .,..,,.,,,.,, ... ~····· .. ·•·"~' .. ~""'"" ............. ~--,-,,. .. , .. ,, ....... . ............... ~ .... ,.,..,. •• ~ ··· · ···"' •• , .. !'., ........ . ,,,.,,.,.~ _,,,,,..,,,.,, •• , , ..... Feature ~24.1991 Wingspread Update: What went wrong with Perestroika? (loklmallwdcomedC!uestiom from die audience wbicb r•,ged from die rde ol die media in the demiso of die Soviet Union to fu• nue American ecionomic assis- -. Harvard professor speaks to educators, professionals OD Thundlly, Oc:lohcr 17, Dr. MlnblllLGoldm111,IIS90Cialcdi· rector of the Rusoiaft R....-ch Ccmer of Han'lld Universil)' and proee.ir of ecQll0ffl.lcs, 11>0U ID IA udieace of educa1on, busict v,opc 111d Winppreld Fellows at lboJobllsoDFoandalioll in Racine. Drawina from bis -dyput,Hri,,..._ Wlllt w_w,.,.,, With Pu...aob?, Goldman detcrilled die fac1on thM have led IO the dllmalic collapse of Oie Soviet UIUOII and ill 1ubsequeo1 - of ahoekllldcClllfusion. According 10 Goldman. die - sipificant-forlhe Sovictecoi,omi<:clmsl«wasMikblil 0ort,achev'11amrio111t>induslria1 machinery instead of huic COil· unergoods. Goldman abo augges10d that Clort)a:bev sl""1ld have saressed the docolleclivizalion of farms, Under mis sysu,m, the Soviet people fell exploiled. "They need 1Dlmowlhey arc wortiag:forlhem· selves. ff Goldman said. Goldmu's prese11111ioa, which was full m cnetJY and banu, caplivaltd the Wo,wead • l'litna: -'nexampleoflliskllllUC in cbeet bunlor - bis 4efinilion of "Gcd,acbev's Law"• lit ii a.in'I Haloween Party! Odober31st $ Cash Prizes for costumes $ Witches Wapatooie Win tickets to see Steve Dahl in Concert November 7th ltenemberourw.kday apeda1a Grill Open 4:00 to 12.-00 - Beet Burgen In Town! DJ OU-Splnl Every lhanday, Friday and Saturday CloHd Mondays JC2 · 5-olll . , St reel Kenosha. WI (4141652-0505 brob, ii 10011 will be. Go)dmall frequmliy --- lbeidclof "imessing biilO<)' in lhe matins 111d die IIIODUlllCIIW OC• cunm:e,o ia today's iniemational - He oftm ltlla bis studenlS ID pinch lheraselves u a fflll.incb of lbe signi1kance of tho daily signifjcanl cunge• occuring in IIOl only wbll was formerly lheSoviel Union, bul die rest of the world. Hcaoldedtha&nonoofthia. would have happened widlout God>llche•, who initialed lhe policies of poesuoib ud gJasaosl. and pushed for reform in api~ of re•islance&<lm CocnmlJllis l'arl}- lwdlinus, Goldlun ciled Go,1-chev'~ belief lbal "ew:ry<llle !lbouk1 feel like a bllll&l being." He eqlained dial the glol!al media,esi,eci&lly the BBC and the Voice of America lldio, gave Sovietcilizells a glimp9eof 1he West• em standard of living. In ienns of U.S. economic aid. Goldman sug- ,ested thal ft olf« the "mosl• favored-nalion"S181USIOtheBalbC republics. Privaie American in- ...esunent for joint enirepreneurial 'YffltweS wilh lhe ildopendenl republics should bt bald1ed cau• tiously due ID die wonblessnea of the ruble. die Sovid currency. Wiogspm>d Fellow Chris Kacmareik qoesiiooed Goldman Students at Wmgspread conferences The Joluuoa FoundalioD is • DOD-pro&,pbilalld,ropicorganiza• lion 6n1ed lhrough s.c. Jobldoo. Iac.ofRacine. Under dlediteclion of O>arles Bray, a former U.S. aa,e tdor, 111e 1o11nson Founda· lion ;. mriooally taowa for its lpOft90fSbip of die Winasllread Conference Ceaier localed in Racine. Each ,.- miclweSlem universities are invited k> select SIUdeot repn:aenWives ID IIIOlid lllese corifaeoc.a. u Wingspread Fellows. UW-Partside WingSl)Rld Fdlows for 1991-92 .,. G...en Hdler, Cbris Kacmaicik, Richard Pe•non, Delaine Rogm. and Marilyn Tuclccr. The BJOIIP'S NOTICE I The "NEW' Unl011 Square wHI be closed to the public for three hours only, 5.-()()pm to 8:00pm Oil Tuesday October 29 as site for the ' Annual Fall Academic Staff Banqwl Main Dining Room will remain operi untll 10:30pm. r iiciurdi adviJor is Dr. ~ggy ,_ rJ!lle political science dcpaimeal, Wingsp-ead Fellow• n .... .a to si.re lheir ooa(-aperienca widl Ille pal_.. P'lJdtriOD viatbe.ad+wit) .... paper or classroom p; £ L• Making sense of 60's month Jimmy~ lical guilar YOCa1is1. will llO!lllpill UW-Part:sidc~"'lle#- lng Sfflse of die 60'1 Mad. GI Oc10ber308lDOODiD ... PIO This will include. yalelJd. solo's from the !%O's. E_,- is encouraged 10 come.,. fllJl'II what Ibis IIIOCllh is all aboul, • ~24. 1991 - Feature TD llANaD NIIWI, ~ 9 Political Science internships for students lyLatealllN,Jllde NeWIEdilOI' 111BflJlilil::alScimcc 1Deem- ....... uw.Plrbide 1111 ...... OD &Ir 6ftccn yea,,. 1 ii, • PClllllll for junior and ......... wt,o lie iDURsled .,.. ~•• career in a nwnbcr of .. ltw,prlCtial politics. public ~ or local go.an- _., Sladml inltmsarenotpaid. Sall Flnaccilro, (Coordinaa of OcMmncllt Affain) Asso- • Pldeacr -· KThe pro. ,-ii offeftld ID SIUdalts who • cellaill requirements of po- &ai llCialce. 'Dey IIIUSI have II least six c:redtll la political science, µIii .. ., d,cAmeric&IIGo'lffll· .--llldhavcaGPAofat lcllllll 'lley .,..alao.,_. IM , ... ,...n,qui,mc.atsof the boet .,icy. "Jaadler ~bavetobc -..,t bJ die place lhcy arc goiag to inlCrn,* explained Pawiao. ,-.a.ciao Ayt tbal die SIU· ._lllwll10..e some101tof r 3 I 8 une bactground or- . 1'llia ii why die in.e:n ,.., aottcndtojunionand .... "'May ol - SludcDIS in die ,-111n f ; iM1 .. db Les Aspin. ,,,. ..... ~ . and doing - --nidl mvolve serving • tMoobJIS. Students ••WOIUI& illthc Aspin losti- ----CllablishcdbyCmp Alpintoht1pb 1siocs,es II • - pt government conlllCIL 1'cy llclp !hem by provid· i)l llftmlllon, gelling appcopl• ....... ad giVUlg them advice • bow ID tMa:ttd willl applica• lillll bNelling contntcts." Setlior 0oq Johnscll SIIICS. "lfarilc bad lbc CJl1l)Ol'lllllity ID bo •flllllid ii imlcmlhips with bodl .. AlpaJti, UIW>ll !Jlsibllleand • Alpil Dilri:I Office, I fce1 I ._..,,illlp~m,paapecthe DID bow bow om local cili• ---·. • 1fitin1Dlbe eacwpcun.• ,-wiliio IIUed 1h11 odier •-- 1law. ine.llCld wilh law lldccwu. qcncies liu the laeNceDefmtmeaL Tbe90 ..... - -ny la Crimillal 1-iee.or....,raa-ill .. )llllice wat. "We llawe W a 111111ber of ...... die Rldne Police De- ,., L ID fsc Ken GiD ii inllllita ~ tbiJ ICIDCS'tr: said Pcm,.x:iaro. ScniorGillswes, "l~tosee run-hand what the police go lbrough. I can see how lhcofficen dell widl people. They 'Rll lhcm wi!!I respect and Ibey appydle law tolbem.• l'cmaa;iaro add&. "Orleof our firslwemt,MicJlelleManioo,who is a very good baseball player, i.ntcmcd wilh them 10 &Cl a jib witb one of die 1111e law agencies. She CIIIC out of die CJll)Cricnce men cori>deotlhatlaweofortement'WIS forber." These sll!dcnts go lhroup a l0rl oC cycle in die Police DepartDIClJL They spend two weeks on petrOI. two weeks in die course. twowedcsin invescigatlooandtwo wectsincmieanalysis. SoOYcra 16 wed: period Ibey wort witb pobea ill about 8 dilf-........ "il's ioracsling; tbcy get a rust-hand view oC what the police fcne is like: said Pemacciaro. Some of the stude:nts clloosc internships will! the District Awroey'sOfliceci.dtainKfflOSba or Racine, die Public Offmdcr's omce, Clem oeeooru. m judges. Junior Sata Andenoftbad her first internship at Ille Oisuict Amrney's office in Racine. Andcnon adds, "I dtilldt is a really good expaience es;w:ially if you're Wldecided in which COft• cemati<lll you woold lib r.o get inlo. Some of my responsibilities are wriling aiminal con:plaints, and right DOW I am WQUl8 OD a big iesea,cb project lhal iovdvCI lhescmtaeing of ckugoffcoden in Racine Coonty. I get to di in on IXJIJft cases. and see die different aspects from bcgjnning IO end of !hole being pro,ec:uled. K PanacciaJo added. "Pre-law SQJdcnlsgaindle~ofwhat the legal system is like by helping la-.-yus or judges in die lield._by doing ,ome lcgal rescardl.-· iogajudge,a public dcfeaiet, or• Di!1rict AtlDfflCY. In all ol 1bc90 cmes lheofftcials i.n.olved are re- .Uy commiaed to bringin& die studmll into lhe ~ • "We have also had studatll ialan withs- Kohl, K-. CongressD1an Kletchb. and Moody. w,i..eaYlriel)'oloppldUlliliea b - IIMClffll• We allO bave iMttDships in Washingtoll with die c:oopmllioll ol The WahinglOo C-for Lmnina Al-"ves." Pemacciaro reitmted. "Bisi• cally. the philolq!lly bdiad die ial,emslllppogra .. ilfw,cudc111a to get eomepaclical experience to 1C3l dlcreal world in polilical sci• ente by Wlllting for I Congressman. They find out wllatreal poli• ticsislike,a:Jd dlcycan leSI iL Part of dlciniemship i•ualyzmg, whal tbeir expcrimce is all aboli. and ~ itlO:!IOIDeof Lhc boob they read. And eceing if lhc real world is like die - book world." Join he Ranger News Today UW-Parkside's Writing Center holding free t-shirt contest during fall semester ne WriqC-,loclledia WU.CD150.ishcldm&ackawing for I free T·sbat ll Ille aid of die ::c • er. llach timeyw visit die cca•r--wWbccllleledin die mawing. T-tllilUmay.-.Obepurdluecl inlbeThcWrilitlgCa!lcrfor$7.SO. The llllns Me flect.ed g,ey willl a pic1ure OD 1he froat 111d a slogaft diet ttads: "Write! 1omncy ID die Ina .•• of ywr dreams.. ~Malan. WriqSpecialisto( lbe WrilinlC-, ex• )UineddlatdlcJ)ulJ)OICcflbelhwins - "to make - people awarerldle WrilingCCl!lerand.U dlelff<ica ilpovidet forllUCll:tlll in all ... " die writing proCC&. The -·· scrvicca - free tolll lllldalll, and its boars of opcnliOII an between 9 a.m. and 7p.m. Monday throuab 1'hw,day 1111d 9 a.111. 10 12 p.m. on Fridays. Student Orpnlattou Council cmlially invilea yoll toll!Cad die uw. l'lrtside !Ho{iaay 1"orma! 'IJance_..,...._ ~~23,1991 6~.M. llfffil 1 ~ Mlllk6yJt2JJl £AH tobl-lg !lfoJN" of~s ~~ :J(mtf-tYC..• Tldl,II oi, Nie al the •11o111 II 1 0Nlc f10forllb c1,,...,sforno1111ud1ma The UW-Parkside Student Government Association will be holding an open forum discussing a federal district court ruling against Wisconsin Administrative Code UWS-17.06(2)(a) which states: VWS 17.06 0l'ellNl ddnfcl. Tbounivtrsity maydisciplineaswdentln nonatademic catters in the Collowu,asituations. ,z) (a ) Fvi- rae:bt « di,criminatorr commc»ta, epitbeta « otlw.r u- pre,oive i,.J,avior directed at an i11diridua1 or on ,.parat,, occasions at dilfennt individuals. or rorphysicaleonduct, if suchcomment3. epithets. otlm expre5$ive behavior or pby,ical cond~t intentionally: 1. Ilflnoll lht ,-,,.,._religion.color, cnec!, ~bility, ~ -orien• tatlon. natio..J oricin, __,try or aa,, of the iDd1vtdual or illdmdoala; and 2.. Ct-ea141 an intimiclatm,, boetU. or~._. enviroll'!""'I !o~ ~• cation. univenity mated "ork, or otltr UDlvtntty..autb«i:z,d activity. Monday, October 28 at 3:30pm in the PSGA office iTPSGA OW-Parkside Student Government Association Ta8-Nllft,Plge 10 Editorial Thomas-Hill: Entertainment at its best me wbM kids~ forlbeir (a. vorile au100l]S. by Dan Why wa-e lhe TbomaSHill llelrinp prclCIIICd (II poblic a-,, • liCkvisioo wbca it ...... only one ~·· allep«ions apinst 111- od,er'/ Tbc _, media humill· aced Hill while desuoyina Tlrcmal'I rq,•rllPoD. n•suuo, sexual llarusment did i-7 :0 come Olll in die Ol)Cll. It's poas,'blt dial Jntbisweek'sTlltR""I"' Hil1 w1S lellinS the 1n1:h. It's Nr,111 graph, the question of al.9CI pOISl'ble dial she wu,'l. So wbelhcr J~ ciar-e 'lbomll "'"'YJ'lesed lhison narimwide J)II~ ~vioioa? IIIOllld bave I . ._, conlinnco . bydleU.S.Sm· eiDliptofllleCOIIIIOYCJIS)'U• IOIRlinlb•DORlinllke-ubd to U.W. Pllltidf M!l!lmU. staff and faculty. Ia lbc pa1t .-of TAIi RM,e NtwJ we brle ~ a-' - auneya IO dump dial dncllr iDvohled U.W. Pllbidt: a Ir ~.dliawect"'° stl r I :Ilia llllioa'lrilk _. biM wefek•dlelUlljcctof ....... 3 t.C:cwfia- ... of a s., Collll Jumco waw ti.,,-,madloa .. drall llinda, iii 111t1 ,._ ddl IID ldllaaie-'Y 11,lt r Z E 17 • Editorial I Wby did :he_. - media spend milJioal of dollars matil!g Sift die hearings Ml,; pcsented Oft puliic television widl bltdly llllY evidence Ill all. ~.-.-... ____ , ... - --• bow - _..,.. ........ BeillllnfflVOd la_ ...... for die,.. m,-..llllla~IIF-e•ac jnnalill. 1 w fMII I ~ bow Ibo aedia 111D • ~ of CIiis Inquiry. Wllllil-~comia8tonea ------1117 -leadm illsdle"uoflnalll,•andlaT• .. '!'-·-·~ q"lell wiPMI I• oa piblic lelo,illm dllriaa $ I •4-y _.. The-ls simple; public IClmaion - c:onpete with cable lelevitlon and~ Pli)Wijli4JCII, Tbc --media is a bllli 111, 1111d die n-Hill Jk:ainp pnxtuced die bell E I •-,-.i lelevisiGn, er fordlll- 111ywbere. It'uad to - die field I i,lln CIII \1lftWII& Pl 10 sacll a low lewl to k can•,••• ~• widl olk:c'I. This -'II ba'le1-I coweaedmore p-olcssicwUy, widl a tilde more . . rily ., - IUdieno, Yc:s,-elll b..-nei,t II 111 _. dial ftlSl be dealt wilh. -.I ia defi1.ib:I) wiU be Ilka .... ~ 3 • & die Thoms-Hill llesrinp. but 1he way lhe media .,. * d It,.. ll0l :be profee-- llicwl crdleecllnlcalllld mffll waylD~ ..... But lince wbel bal 1116 media 1-1 lhll way. Got a gripe? Write a Letter to the Editor .. Editorial / Opinion Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: . To the Editor: 1a anyone etee haYing troooi. lNmlng.,. Al a lo~ liberal defflOCt., 1 fel ft they er• auppos-.l to be INmlng at Parbide? ~r.11•:ryto reeponc:1111 Sara~• let!., Leeming to impro,,,e how 10 think for-- which appea,H in the Octcb« 17 edition d n,. s.iv.s? How to think ieauee such u MlCual Ratlfl#Newl. I found her c,onepiracy tt,eorf harassment, diecrlmination, racism, hiata,y or lnieresting, 1 not partic:uiatiy original. but one small polni doea liOUble me: the piYolal member d this iiteracy analysle shoUld be thoughl ol or i....._ dreaded liberal mob la not a liberal. 10 think II<• other peq,I• just becauM lhey n Prof-Anla HNI is, and has illw&Y• .,..-, • "doctors?' conNMdive. She gradullltd from conserv•~~ Ar• we supposed 10 leam, from the food Yale Law SchOOI (U did republican iCOnl WIIHam ..,-,tee pra9, to find peopie, trapped wtil Budde)', George Bueh, and Clarence ThOmaa). virtually no choice of wt,ore they can HI and 911 she "°"'.-I for a con...vatiW Ronald ~agan rich off them? appoln!N, and teaches In one of th• moat con .. r• LNll'I anything from p,o/M110111 who ui, 11181 vativ• cohgee In lh• counvy. Sh• Me ,_., boon whh• maJH can no poaaibly be harMMd? Or a-• o1 tKN(, the NAACP, the AClU, or dl8c:riminaled agaioat? Hu no womyn aver - ..,.,, lh• [)emocrllic party. Ewn the witnff ... .. x 1o get what she wanted, like marriage? 1aa, who attempled 10 brand Miu Hiil • • tuclnalinO this llne ol thinklng-rdl wh~• malN dl9cik,1, a. during the s.nat• Judicial Committ•'• ..-111 nation? fiaeco admitted lhat eh• had been a at.,nch Whai should we leam aboU: ••lfl I,,..., .......,.tec1 d uftra-con.-vlkllv• Supreme Court from a financial aid olfioerthat aay9, • ... w.lelill nomlMe Robert 8oEil. To par11phraM th• key-nole ao many forms, 9C>fflllfflN •• mab ......._. II' ul:e: ol the last republicen co,,...ntlon: I It t.aamlng to malea d«:ieiona for oulMlwN • walka like a right-winger, and tal<a like a right- 10 just blindly ace.,x "pOlltlcally CDITICI" ""-Ii winger .•. u ii tt -• a aoap commercial? Many mlelabe w•• made on both aides of Leaming tha becauae -pat: ::a111w11t the ..... during the Thom• confirmation hasing9, and liVe by the dialllualon of !her........-._._ not the leMI of which - the further vlclimlZalion some members ol a gendef Of,_ clG -.Mij d NrAa H• · thtough penonal lllla::ka from the Of hlw• a penional point ol view that al._., r•publcan. and from IEIMMllve u .. flom mem- that gender Of ,_ think and ad that _,., belw o1 m, _, pwty. rm not h.W u ••llf)lclotto. luwablueClwyll«dr9Cl-wNI .... ~ ol PJOIII- t1il•• motiv-• i ......... piat•-. rillhl lh""'llh the olop ... am ol Clarence Thomas, a member of the pat1y wkhol.C looking on the Inner loop MIDlf ... trim which u been liJlng IO cram l)Qlygraph t.- down wakway at 11:00 Lffl. Monday. W• .... our thi'Olla for the rut IWenty ye«s, who refused to Chanoellot'• car? A womyn d.w.'I aubml IO the aame procedure th8I hi ace:. Mr la lhil a uniV9ralty °' an animal,_, p:asd Pump up the 'IOI-Imel Donald HIii Timothy Clll'I 1 ft (regrettably, no relation} Plugged In - Halloween is finally here! BJ'l'imotlJ E. ICJftN •wa•a Col-ill This yea, ?here ii DO IIW.y p-eal honor movie that has ap, pctRd. Sen,DeddAgainiugood IDOVie, bla ilS DO tearier il1an I hain:ul. AmFreddy slHodl That movie...,..• cnshing bore. So wbal can you do to save yow H&Uowcen? It's time 10 pull out )'OUr video reo:a1 cad and go on acrusadeforlbe ultimalepoul's gold list or fright favorues. Before I bcpn the list-one no1e: there are two CIIIPllfllrrror. 1be suspense llomrr Ila wbir;h is mote subde ..i ilDoM tho audience's iri-,11· M'kw ID~ lie the llorriblelCII dlaloca:•ralf. CClllliallN • .. U University of Wisconsin.Parkside Edllar~~ RANon Nns ST.utP ' Ml,,egi £dllar ·-·--· -··-·-··Dnlkr,-: I -•e1: ............... , ..,_. ·•••-•--•--•-•---••- ; THE RANGER NEWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press l00 Wlod Rold. Ba 2000. K,nelhl, WI 53141-:IIICIO Erliliiill(4t4)5ll5-Zll7 .._(414)5115-22115 'l'lle Rq« News it p,ablilhod ff«y'Thunclay dmil& die , . ICldeallc.,.. """""'"""',,,_...a holidays. n.....,. News it wriamnledilOd t,y,.....,,of\JW. .. M ·• wlao .. ...Wy ._ible lot i• ldilcriolpOlioy -- 1-IO&ll«Nlcy The ..... N-_.,.. ml iDmet 1-., EM !Wilor.1-o~o, .. ··-•tdiooriol, artidc, or lcelurc pzbl::hed ;., The ...... News - .... CD \CT-. .-Ion' Yiowpoil,lt ... - al ...... ~ --··--·--·--···-·-··------- §= .,_ ,.... f.talur9~ Ert,~E-·-----··-···· -·-·· ....... -............ _ .. , ____ .. ··-----·-··· ,, _____ .. "--~LI u...uui""•J• .. - • tr-• Cq:JfE....__ ---.. ·-·--•--·-· ..-·.-· .... - ..... .Judy~,= Spoj11Edit ·--·--·----·-·---·--·-··~s.111 , I, 1S:.-&lii« .. ----·-······ .. ···--· .. -...... ---··-T"U,',t; Phok>E:cilcit: --.--.. -·-------..... ----.. - •1 ,,._. 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He .., ... bow whalbe- ........ eo,ied (lowQ Ille ... I t tiof dial be Wit• ...... Clllcd it Gcomeuy. If I re, in Hollywood, a , ,. ... aa«tspoct .... cs,, ,....llilideltmanewway. a.-.a II I.Alp:. 1bc tw0 got ...... Bl c:reau,d a liUlo ..,_..io-,ec:aledWordVoo- ... Waid Voodao, or Noa-EocMII On I y U it is lcx:ally llllft.llp .:duedbymanycol- ..... ;;cf I :Cl. 'Ibey 119C tilpN&fllmp:IDdiaorient CI •h Mt;on. 1114 vex Midi ...., 0- die IIUdeots are 11d ½'pica, Ille 1111111 I 11111•aldl Illa 1111 widlcol· .._. __ es.lllC!falJehy• I 1 llllt 1111k every1hinc - , .•• -r affair, a,,d not 1ar • ..,.1111. Wlilelll die paa I bave spoPlugged in! C ti 1• "-J'll&elO ..,lllddlel!)lefC81whicbloavec • liale ID Ille imqjnalion as pos- ...._ To 1hc video ahelvcs: lt-A~tor. I have peviCllly dinaed lllls masterpiece. Tab my word for it-rent iL A .-lllct. FUlll:r. TodBrownin,soldie •IDOdief-.resactual sideshow frlllb playing them,elves. This -...iniovegot"Fteab" t,enned 6-e.a,1elf,respecting country CIIIIM globe It tho lime. It's IIUIIO by IDday'a Slllldards. °"""' cf IM Om The fa. -~in themallgorefcst ~~ lhemost uaaly disgust· ... &Im._ llladc INlftl<a in lsge !lal lO Tom Savini' s makeup (and liiililicfC1111COrolc). l!xcellcnt10 ken of Calculus forlheCriminally lnsano,andMalhMumboJumbo.l CeeltbatthisWonlVood9oisafw m<n daogeroos thingforS1Udeo1.1, 1»-eJSP.itdoesllOl,a&fU'$tglance, llllP'lr to be hazardous. The Sluclcnu, at Ille beginn]Qg of the semest:r, are usually lured into a fabe sense of confidence by tho proft$0Cr who invl- !hem all 10 (QW CUClos and lines, Tho 1111• denu think, "Hey. dli.s isn't 1h11 bad",llldlhcymuolhellliscakeof ldliag the profe,,or this. This seu lhet1agefora,equa,ceolbium everu Iha lead 10 the umimely dcmse of me lllldeols. Once die profe,,or:icn,esthis Cabe coofidence, he (in Pmbide's cue the pll1icular Word Voodoo pro{eta' is a he), _,. a rilual lbe inllial Sll&e o( lhls rilllal inYOIYel Ille SIBiing a,,d proving of Ille d>Yious. Then, as the studeall tlllt 10 fall into a ~io-• ioos Jllleo( 89t&t:i e SI, die ritual picb up. 1bo wiu:h doclO', J mean pof-,takatodlanting thelllqO - ol former Word Voodoo priells. The lllldellll have booe knowa to mimic lllil behavior Ill llltirsleep.lllCl901DC1imeswllke up ,creaming. "Lobacbcvlkyl I.J;llw llfflSldl laiupelled wilh a Y OI' .. 11· (It-you know is oxhibmnl lllil behavior, bit them in die bead 1rilll Ill add/drop slip.) lbe fin-' ltlgeof this rilUal is remioiJcent of any bizaa,,magiall rilml. in dllt it involves lhe u,e ol waicb wbilc oaling speghcai. CaniiYol cf Sows: The only horror movie I baveovu acen with only one w>lent act in it (a car crash in tho lirsUen minutes). This one IS 10 subtle it could give )'OU a headache as well as rcocclllring nigltmareS, My penonal favorice horror movie, but it ii not for ev• cryo,e. A list of quickies before I nm ClllofsplU. B04t Slqlhen King adaptions: lxad Zl>M, Misery, aPd Pct Ct,n- <ltf'J. Gooclvampirefilmsincludo Ntar Dark. dleFrig/llNiglllmov• iet, and Dr«llla 1931 with Bela Lu901i and 1979 with Frank Lanrela. Best animal-haler films have tooonsider Willard (1111S) and Jaws (bi& fish with ieeth). Evil m~ 'IbeprofeaorlulbtheSIU· denl$ into a ._ nl w-ge111ion while ~g a sona about Ille fonnac Word Voodoo mucky• mucks kno...., as Ille ''Bolyai• Lobechevsk} Non-farlldeanOe,. omeuy Blues*. This final stage of 1hc ritual la only complele if tho Word Voodoo priest uses a neon lime P'CCD <lecaic guicw while singing this SOllg. and bu Mn. Word VDOdoopriestaccomJ)IOY bim on lhc boog,os. M M oplion to ddariwal, I.he priest can alao sing a 110118 about the~ ol dieer«ae, AJ dlis l)Oinl. the sllldcnts are ready for sacrif,cc. The p-o-- feaor recitta a few more lhinas, like "When you're doillg Lcsk: poblans-don't thinkl·,.sthcn gi-anCU111.TbcexamilMllvea alololprovina dlellbvioul. wllich is about 30 limes banb than it -..,. It is t1,;. ex- dlM 1rm, tho Sllldenu. Que1liona lt.ap off oflhcpeaoaaclmcltthellladcet&' bnlN. Only the Slnlng survi.e, bat not wilhoul ,omo piece of tbeir llllie bc:in& IICriJic:cd to tho evildeity,Madlell,alics. Mybain mclledpatilllybeforelllisclaa, aothomadlclqa-lsfinllb. IJlawhalitSlarlitd. While pens of lhis aiticlo may ,eem a bit nehnloul, lhc aclUII teqUCOCe of e-.aut is 1l'IIC. The nemca ba-.e been omiued to a\'Oidthef1111WllllURby b1adt magic of tho llllhor, D,od and Evil Dead II by Sam Raimi are worth the look simply bectl'lle it is Sam Raimi. Wllh 1h11 listing, I leave you Ibis advice OIi how IO properly walCll lhcse f'tlms. Dcfmittly wm off thc lighis. Do not laugh. no-how much you may be im,ple(I by die ridiculcus lhings you may -· LaUBhierwilhelcaseyourfear and not llllow ii 10 fe11tt. W•och 111cm akirle (lhe fint lime). Do not matelbeconunon enorolviewing atarormov,cwilhOlllanyhelpon yo..-pert. Remember you must panici• pMe with a l!lom>r movie for lhe _ _, thrill and effect. Try ltOUtnexttirne,and you'"' sure IO become plugged in. T1111 RANOa Nsws, Pap 11 Raising awareness u,-.... •upelll power. F«o,wnple.malesollen ColUllllllst play role of authority even iflhtad ·s.,,_,,,.,,_,,,,,wtf11wr,,,,v, per18ins to women. Aa:ordiJoc to dq .,,-·•--""" -" DiancBarlhcl. womea'sadvcnise- _, ID fa,d,c "-icaft _,. w/1111 mcnlS cry, "1luy (du product) and wtHlld IN1 tliinlt tf .,,. be will DOcico )'OIi. Men·• adTu· Gloria Su- tisemealS similarly promi.,e !hat What do ads have in common? femalo1111t11tlc)nwillfollowimmo1n:a11e1· Advcni9cnaellalifestyle, dialely upoo J)Wtlluc. or sbonly not l ptO(IUCL it's Uifestyle yOu llleMfliel". can have if you buy tho product. Another factor that arises is For example, talte the Pan1.een advertisers aim is to S8lisfy cmo- (shampoo) television commercial lional gratification. For example, wilh Kelly LaBroct. At fll'St you lllkethelniemationalCoffeecoot• - Kelly with awful hair. Then, meicial by General Foods. The a11tt using lheshampoo she loots logo says. "Celebralcthe111001en1S fabulous. Looking tabulou$ly she of yo..- life•. The commcttial says "Don't hale..,.. bec1111se r am showsJICCllllesbaringspecial times beautiful". The message conveys that occur in their liws. A spo.,ial you too can be beautiful if you use feelingofwarmthisctelledforlhc Pln!eell. At the same time it dis· audlence, which allows lhem to a,,di1.1thecoouwn..-. Why would draw a iebrlonship to the cxpcrianycoehale_...bec,u,c "icy ence. arc beauliful? Al consumers we !hould be Advcni9Crspromisetbatprod- more aware of what drives us to ucucan berud byodicrs. s-, purcl,ase products? Advetlixn is ollec clccennined according IO areSIICCCSSf>Jlbeca119C'lheyareable - appeannc,o, posture, cloching to aell che imaga they project and 0""1111 pc9Clll8lion of 1elf. •Is it the images we arc Ad-.Misets belp aeale mcaninp trying IOOOlain? rcprdi.Qg hi1l11111111, wbicb ii of. •1a the prcducu oec \· Im hued CJD product COIL or lwtury? A woman's WCC1h lends ID be -~;,-•.umabli.,,,,,bybcrbeauty,a mans' tlwc,-_tfp, frctr·•• by!lispowuoroc(Nll()llliclllaluS. A c- h ;,_,,.. __ woman•• appearance conveys hw """"'of lM c, 111 , t:f"l"'"- p.m....,. 0a the od>..- band a oar JDall •• appearance cooveys his _,,, __ _ I ai S5e3 Faire One day in Kileen l by Terri Lyn .JocmJ IOOlll. hdi.,apW11. police can, and ambtalances 1-.l by her window along with people NII• Jting down die - -· iQg. Lau,r Ibo - Mild about themw ahoo:'>11 die 111ot11 in U.S. hillary. Towof bcr friends twel)' CS::lpcd Ille. SOIIIC)()IIC ~=====----threwac.ha.i'lhrouabawindow. This week I'd llu 10 S1C!> outofmy Laissez Faire allillldc IO addff:ss. IUbjocl of rear. OnOclOber 16, 1991', 81111)- proxima!ely I pm,amancrashed blstruekthroughacafeu:riawindow, pulled out his semi4utomalic pislollDdopenedfitt.. That day he tilled 23 people itlcludina himself. This happened in Kileen, T,._Ml.uhy'•Caf~oor blocks away ftonlagndeachool where one of my good friends tead>es. When I 1-d of die mwdm, I callod bcr to make 11t11e she WISll't 111 Luby's. She was ttachina at die limo ii happened. AJ 1:30 pm, she was suwc-d to bout bcr c:hildrcn bet WU told not ID. While she the children in die classOut of all the fc.-s any per9011 - i.ve, Ibis bu got 10 be die worst. Tbe r-ol' walldng into • public placo anclham,. mad penon shoot It nndonl is OOlll· ma anyone can prepse for. Thc,e incidcnls i..e blppened at restauranis, 1rado ,chools and post office. If there is any way to prevent these shootings. it would most likely be ID probilrit Ille sale ci: hand guns. The gun dial the man in Kileen U8Cd was a Gloct-17 that is 1cpl in die S181e ol Teus. If 81Y 6icnd doeidod 10 do lunch lhatday atl...uby's, I could llavo lost someone dear to mo. Even if hand gim were l]IObibited, 10111001,c wboieally WIIIIOd to COier a public pllce and kill 6¥Ct)'Gl!Owill find a way to cloit. Legal band a,.1$ just make it cam. !!n.~1w1oa~~N-!!!!:_,Plge~~12 ________ _!:E~d~it~o~ri~a!.!l /~O~p'.!.!.in~io!!n.!..-___________ 0cti;:_;==-:::.;:M.~!!!! Getting a job is serious business lob ~arc/, Lelur1 Commaaicalio• wll1 are _., 1118 - lmpor•it mlJI yOII briDa 10 your...-, and your job se.h ..... nonnal1y will bo lhc fine c,ianplo - a,aploycrt will bm: cl your compelel!Cy ii du -. Your Jeam rbould bo fllnclioaal,underandable,euylO -iandplem•ntinlOOe. C:0- leaers IC00IIIJIIIIY Ill resmnaandarceilbetleacrsof IIJP!icalion er inlroducdoL Alell6"of applieaD011relet1IO a specific jobopcningwblJealetler ofinwdoctioo n,fe,s11>ajoban:a widlout fmooil,in& if I Y11C111CY CX· isls. For eac11, e1e111en11 or 00vcr leaiersndleanc; JnllOduc:toly pangnph: inlereSl ga,c,nling, -Of implies anpioymclll iPlaal; Value selling pc....... highli&hts your key llllaJgda and llbililies: cile lbose Illa! arc critical from die employa-'s puspxliwe; llike cues fromjobck:aalplionloaud: Ba:k· pound sua,mary paragraph: llriel1y summarizes yoar tclcvant «wNlOO ..i cxpeneoce; c1on·1 rq,ea raume: Action~ urse lhe employer 11> lab ...,__ Ible aolioo (II yc-w candidacy, or ldJ lhec,nploy«lhll)l(Jll inleod 11> lllr.eK0011:Staie-.ioflf)IX'ec:ialioa:. timple Nnk yw. ,._ _.. wloml for e-,h specific job or orpnizalion; die 11'.lCR you know ahclul the job or employet, lhe bcaer loaa" you CID writtl Always addrea )'DUf leutt 10 a specific individual;caB lheorp• nizalkJn for the penon's comet name and Lille:. •sen• younelf io the em• ployet. Use &Clive ~ and aclioll verbs and be sure IO include ..,ecific eumplea or facls. Use 00.erleumlOlliloryour beckground IO fit the job you'n: applying for or inreresaed in; demon- 1h11 you've done your bomc~ and know what is impor111111 for Ille emplo)'et 10 DOW llbolllyou. Forexamplel ofleaersandan excel...,. di!lcussioo of the "value sellins" pengraph, consult The P,,fectCovttlcllttbyRicbardH. Beally, available in The Career Cent.er, WLLC D175. PAlitik from Padssi® • • • • The Government, an exercise 1n fut1l1ty B1BUIHoner Colllllllllt •••• Gowea - of Ille peq:le. by dlepe01)ic. for be people.all not perish from the esth" (A. un- ~). lbete•n:signific.Wllwords. dlediff',culty lies in lhe facttbeydo not presendy apply 10 thc United Stata govctnmelllal sya1em. Mu:11 of Ola' Cutmlt l)olilical llrifc ckrivca &om .,... an&iqo,aied andan:llliC twOparty syswn. nis is I l)'Slall of ~IIUYC gov• cnunenL II is not a pw:1icipelllly sYstem- Shcllld a polilical dc<:i· sion go awry, the RcpubliCIIIS blame Ilic Democrats. !be Demoalll blanc the Republicans. JI yoa aro • hberal, you are eaipled, if you aro a COftlelVllive. youarcoancizecl,ifyo,,an:a 1'10dr'111•. no one cares. lfyoa arc DOI I member oi either party, you have no voice, you do DOI COWll at all. Ouraovcnmcatno~ffOreecnts die people. Our govan- mc.uuep: serts only those spcclJII bllacsts who caiafford 10 be rq>- resenled. n,epeopk'•1epeatnta• aves, _. legi.slllm'CS, n elected by those special iA!fflSI. unless they have coou,tl ol their own mooey tD ))Ull:ha9e Ilic eleclion. Ourgcwernmentha:lbei •• ,., .. closed organizaoon. a,mpma! of meD and women, mosdy men, mostly while. whose self-importanee and Ille C(llltinualioo has be· a,me more imponant than the id&- ology it purporu IO rcprescnt. We have 110 leaders. only followers, who like caslnred pts. enjoy being led. We have J"Sidents, we have govcmon, we llave mayors, we have police chiels, who have been awarded 10m11Cb power, Ibey now decide what is good for us, cvca if we do not - it. And if you diugree, you are unpalriotic. M America, kweitorlca\'Cit. ff Wha& about Ille people, the citizens. thc Americans whohavcnoocherplace togo? 11110 Jooaer mate, any differeoce if we WIC or oot. it will be decidod rorus. We have a bllreauC111C)' Iha& rules ii.self, from lhefederal l)'Slenl IO die Slate sySICms. We i.vc lbe dvil ~ .,_, anorpruutiondlalll•(io.. motl cmcrimin•luy o. I •., in cxislenoc.. We.,_•,; : ju,ooc sy.11tm which ....... 1C1f,whidi~-- lhough itis noteffccli,e, .. .._ willbc. Wchavc•~•-. OM d1at will do alJdia&- ing provoking illlcr ...... - flict IO ~ illelf, I woold comm. OI GW .. liooal heallh sysiem, ih111111d..,_ By Ilic way, wen dleomy ._ ttia1ized coona:y dill ~·111111 one. The point to bo made II .. our governmcnc ii no bpr ., sponsivc 10 ihc people. 11111 • sponsivc to co,po,.....,111• oationala. IOocbetCO,--,Dle v«y weal lily, 10 the apedal • CJIS, IO political i-tia,.i .... lOOSIS. There WSII only IIIDtoaffcctcbange iD ouraow .,,.._,. !NIie 1111 1)'11,Cffl. in Ille One eJil'ina way ii·-- .,.. a improve ii. The 01W .., ... eiminale it and DI CIC 'lie choice is yours.. UW-Parkside students hard at work on "And a Nightingale Sang" l7T....,E.,C.._t e ,-,wnw Lut Friay, I W11 invilied 10 ace a idlearsal of Parbidc's next podllclioe, ~ADC! • Nightingale Sang ..•• • This drmu,,ctin wwn, c:t:111m on lhe trials and alumpba of an C<CGUril; aunhom &gland family. DiJeclorLiaK«ndSl<ycxplllned10me thatduswas lheirlast ulleasal before die leCbnical • pecll of ihc)ll'oduaion -incorporMcd. Sllldent Michael Lee, who plays ~. tb6 piano playing 00llmal. Slid Ibis about wodl: of puaingonaplay: "I'beleinlways l0mC won; ... Is lil\'OI~. but when you• =uina lDd dmlp arc llappeDing, it's fim-it'• pla~.- Tllere arelloun c'r , ?'I on 1h11 pcriocl, 8lelllOru'llion IIIPIY· iftgmw-ap,lllddi•lectaslung. Howc,e,, ~ a-. nll a play•tllc-••andlains. CIIII mite tbinp excilins ad cx• ........ l.Ae ... "'Tho l)lay is llle-beronel]liorily. Tlllt'1 Ibo dllnc,-11&.,.tDp.1118- time k>. It'~j,alina • 1,adpg l)y lhcoocrdlf:alll I ...... it cenainly does 11b. lol!g time. Beforc I arrived, dl8y were wanning up ia the "peen room" and after I left. it was lime for oote llting. lt'sdifliculno~lhcsc lllarllbon$ go on every night for the people involved in tbcplay. 11 cenalnly Isa laborolloYe. Props Ma1ltt Rob Johnson, wbo is abo • studen~ has lhc iesponsibili 1y to ascertain Ill the pope for the play. This includes WWII fimlilllle, a piano, 1 funclional SIOVe, • icebox, gas masts, and a Cll ~ (which had 10 be ap,ciaUy consluCled for the pcoduc:uon). Johnson !las been woddQg on collecli111 Ille pope since the I» p,ning of tllis ae-. Wllicb prop WU lhehanleatlOrllld? Jolin- -, "The bi&&al dung for t1lia mow-(that)-had IOhavesix Plmasbwbicblallkduphaving IOFlllfiolll Ill Amy/Navy-in Milw•ulrec." Thecbelfeltleolldmon'ajob ia IO find pieces from Ille period that fit the design COllCqlt III well. "Thia show is kdd of cardl ione,, 111+1 ........... Alocollbc"'4rw,; found, - had to dllow out, ~ came ii) - 'An Deco' wlllcb illl'tany oldlat- it's va:yclean. • Jclulson 'tiOIU on the play like I full time job and hdps whenever be can fie in the !Chcdwe. Whea I visilt;d.J~wasatlhepoinlof Slal1ina ,ct dressing wbicll makes the set look "lived in." One of Ille aspects Of 1flc play tll8I swck me WIS Ille .ealism the r.muy•sargwnenu and 0011versations had. l.eccornmenleldonlhefarniy l1lemc o{ lbe play. "One of lhc major things I d1ink the play is •bout is the effects ol war on a fanily ... Thedialoguewaawri11e11 like • family talks: very oflell pecplc...,'1lislaling10eacbothu, people Ire laJkina over CICb odaer, manapting each othu, or cutli•g each ocher off •• Ilia lhis-ol realism in the .... - - ... prop pieces of Ille WWII en that rally bc1ps lh,, l'idic!KC Olller the play.,_. r.Dy. "Tllat is Ille chalJense for die ICIOn iD lllis ..,_,. Lee (IOQlm- -- "Ii is ~ liu .. _ ffllOlclecl 11,Js COirYCt181ioa Md wrooe k llc>WI." 'lbeweebancl-.of c:ollllloillion IR about 10 culminae klmOrrow on opeaing ni&ht, • And a Nightingale Sang •.• • perfor- ~ an: all inlheConununicabOII ArtsThealeru 8pm 0110ctober 25 &c 26 and ~ I .t2. A,, October 31 lliiiee • JOam is Ibo 1theduled. For ~ ~ .59.5-2564 or visil illt boJlgjlice" CART 21,. Ti+;kcCI .. $5 ra, atudcnlSand lmior~-$6 foe g,encnl actminioe l)al'I Ill tllia production S-Jal .,• ~:a,,1991 - Feature Pre-Med students volunteer for forensics Know where your social movement is? IJDtcaS +- ,.._wrlkr HillcrWOlked wilhDr. Wwc:l'.du,. ,..... __ _ ingtbcenlimyoflatr-'ssping -• Marc Pre,.Me,s SIUdenlS gradually lllr.ed to bo involved in Jlld7BCllletltt Featllft Editor movement is ~gin the movement and doing 30111ething forid.itelllledngdiSC'PSlionsuh u tbisand voicing your opinion to make it die ks& diacl&Slion it can bo", comm~ A1iton Opehle, a sep , ~ ntltive 0£ lbc class' media commiace. 1d r -,on: bas always -•-I. I "1pttialOC, olf'cr• _,. I I ffll -, ilS worken Ill ......... cvi:esto lhe ... - ,. _,_ • ........ ----.-. Q.M- ft ... ::: ..... d l?'""llbopcrfmn- - ; widl lhe Kenosha ill ••111.5,-,•.,numincr.rmdcr- o.l/f . , ... .,. ill•-IIISIISYIC»•Otu,ou -•·•l•• -4 iD lhe process, ;... ... dleii p ospcclive - Md...,_ i,sipill,JdlDHiller,aPtelnlo lhcoflice afQIJ 8 ti :s, die Volunteer ,..._CNdl-.:ll'•UW•Pltk• • ai-www1 her lhatbe wu PSlllkb I 1padlologisl, .11.-.1>bowiflherewas a; J wldlatwouldpe- ,-IllllrlPlaC.-cncr. L p J:dy -:clllCIC1ed Dr. ........ XcmebaCounty if 7 T I ,wboisinvol--ed ilP I .. p•COIIIIS lhe au- ...,. .... _ ......... .,IOhetmeit- ----•bOwaper- aalalladifdleclcalhwas caalliJ 11 , 'llicide, m: il it ...... Al • d Ille individuals (Wilie', P el•a. 111d Hiller) sat mf"I• latlelgth bow 1k I I -~wal wi:b Wiliclt ........... ,ed. Ac [ ... ID P.agberg, this lfl • t 11; •ccessful, and tbc program, and die amount or votun--. bas risen to nine, "N"me l're,.Mcd SllldenlS me doini IUIOp!ies with Dr. Witlck. • ~ ~gberg. "They arc ac:IUally ISSISting, and If they feel comfonlble they can ob,erve for a while. Dr. Witict is an w:ellent teachet, and as he is doing dissection lie ldJa Ille studenlS wbal they me wu:hing. Udley arc ob9ervinga d'mscd 'lean. he Informs them why the hcert is dinted, and why iuppearslhat way.• The •udenu arrive and comple1e as much as lhey arccomfonlble with during lheir appointed days. Engberg JIited, wLaJI IIUMlfflet, tbcl'C wac a few ~ lions when the Slaff penon woning with Dr. Wiliclt'sassislanlwas IIOt available, 10 a vol11111- was able10dotbe1U1q1Sywitbbim. He will allow 1h11 10 happen if they feel cornforllble with it. It's vuy eoucariONI; •lleyeq,erienOedtinp they coold never learn in a classroom." Stacy Addams. a UW-Pad· side,ophanorc,,;..p.esscdhufcelings aboul her participalioll in tbe Pie-Med program in aRCCnlinlCt• view • "I enjoy it immensely," ml Addams. •1 believe that the eiq,erience will be helpful latet in my LIZ CLAIBORNE OlITLETSTORE Kenosha, Wisconsin Sen,na!Sales AstodllH FllD and Pllrt· Timc LIIOeR,omc, Inc. ii seeking dcdicmd reull professionals to -badlfullaodput-dmelnourexci;ingOutletSCorelocaacd •ttwM,Wlsooasln. '11111 - HIIIIILII poeidOOI 10 woJt. lhnlUgh our fall and --II NJ .. _.flexible ldledu1es including weekends and~ ,... ... tlng.alaries and agenerouscloCblng dilcoUd- 0 lea111111111outlheteexciling~lllPlYini,e.- l tzwww 1011111 • 6 pm. Monday - $acwday or can tor funher .,. roa:: (414) 157.9333 UzOalbome Outlet Saore Lalteside Malket Place 1121112:0lh Avemie Kenosha. WIS(l()OSln An F.quaJ Opportunity Employer M/F/H/V education and my c:arecr.• Addams it majoring in biology and iolalds IO auend medical 9Cbool • The Pre-Med students are learning valuable informaliOD, while gaining experience tbll will influencetbeircanic:rsforlhe yean toc:ome. Thepropimisqatoall medical -IS WhO Wlsll 10 ell• pcrience forensics. JnlCRSI.Cd SIU· delllSshould CCIOblCICarolEngbelg in the Cattier Cuter or call 595- 2011. Dr. Lalla Ruow's Commaoic911onandSocialChangeclassis plcasedto111110U11CCasociatmovemeuclilcussion seriesenlilled, "It's Elc,cn O'Cloct • Do you know wbcre your social movement is?" to be beld every Thursday from J lam Ulllil 12:ISpm In MolinalO D!Ol. Memben of tbe class decided to q,en uP the discussions ID Ille entire university as wen as membcnoftheCCClllmllliiy bo,•11,clhcy felt Chat doing ao would benefit tbo9e who perticipale and enhance the qualil)' of lhe cliscussiOll. "Part of SIJllPOl1ing a 90Cial Today'sdi,cussion will focus on animal rights. The p.e3Cn1111ion will include tbe film, "Inside Bioselrc:h" followcdbyadiscussioo led by a member of the class. On Octcber3 l, the discussion will r.,.,... 011 women'• ri&f,ls. A panel of woa,en's rish(s activists from duougloul~ Wisconsin will join the clasl. The CHtlauocl oa .... )9 r--------eo-:r,:---------, 1 Dinner For $1.00 : I When you bllJ one at regular price. I 1..... _.......... : ! §:~ : :)Jja: I I I -.Co,poolafl•••-· VcW I I _ _,,peciala«oBen 48207SchSl•ICenosha • &pin,s: 11/7,91 Coupon 4141697-1171 I ~--------------------~ There's no bones about what's happening at this Halloween Party on October 26 Music by: Blu Steel (also playing Oct. 25) Bring in this ad for$1 offcovsr charge/Ill II Boot Factory II Next 10 Nib Olldet Men's .t Waa,en'1 booC1 &leadl«appnl at Prizes awarded for best costume l st prize $200 cash & $50 gift cc:rtificaac for the]300(Factory 2nd prize $50 cash & $SO gift CCltifiCllte for the Booe Factory Jrd prize Beer party for you & 9 af your friends Stirring up Special Halloween drinks!/ 6305 120thAve. ~ •Kenosha, WI• 857-9129 campus Police Reports October 13, 1'91 •Tnffic Viollrioft (1258 LID.) • Officer .. ,,pod • vdl£le and dc,- oa:nai,,c,d dllt rho driver WM IOIM· IBMPSf2 Collegiate Tour o,_ '> I tuJ ~.{ I -·~b--~·-- -- Join us ... Fun, food, and freebies. All on IBM. See how the IBM Personal System/2j!) Selected Academic Solutions work for you. Ask about special student prices and affordable loan payments.* Don't miss the IBM PS~ Collegiate Tour on your campus. Stop By And See Us In Molinaro Hall (The Main Place) On October 30, 1991. We'll Be There From 9:()(}am-4:00pm. Enter To Win A New 1992, Mazda MX-3 GS, Airline Tickets, Free Long Distance Phone Service, Software, and Reebox. ---- ==-=-:=(!I ---- -- - ---- ----- --- October 14, 1991 •U.-01 (12:IS LIii,) • 'Jbrec .-is livlna at die P•wldt-1-" Hall came 10 thb dq.wa~ to 1qult:d abnssncnl incidml iJl. -volviQg lbeir IOQ"'mt!e Matier I wa refc:nccl IO Residence Life Slaff. •Locale Allempt (1:0'2 LID.) • Spome ol a Stlllf member c:ootaceed Olil doplallnenl OUl of c:oncan sincetbcllaff memberbadnot mived home. " Fleet van bad beell med by die Slaff member : and dleirpcncml -.ehiclc wu seill 1W eot 'JII c:ampus. No call bad beellreceived dllldleFleelvcbicle bad bec:omf'. disablt4 •S-Plupoty 1bcft (7:55 LDL) • Sladent m emberoltbc "Womea'a Cema" Jq)Olled tllal die plalic sign wbidl idenl&s die office had beell llOlco. Valiac of rcplaccmalt $20, &Ila -lion will bo proVideCI to Ille office. •LocaleAaanpt(9:17a.m.)-Ould C-ftlClueslled ...e (01111(1 a 1111- dent pamitrefcraic:e lasictc:blld. NoCificalion made. •Penonll Propeny Theft (9:52 a.m.) • Facuky mrmbu upoutd dlltocvenl picc:c:aotlumbe<, ucd to fcnn a shelf in tbc bed of bis picbpina,llllfbecnllulell.Loa estJmaee or under s1s. October 15, 19'1 •Suspidooa Pa-Ion (1:04 a.m.). Off"ICO''•SJ• •-:M todle Recede nee Hall refemicea ~otan inlDXicaled female ltleinpting ID pin eniry in10 one of die bv!Jdinp Offiar WU unable 10 ~ Ibo lllbject. •Su,picious Cimnn•- (5:34 Lill.)· OfficsOD llllrOl (omid that tbc rolling meal -ity --. (k; tw JI, 191t -- October 16, 1"1 •Pe-1 Ptope4y 'llllft (119 a.m.) • S41ldala •f •U•lll l'llbidepaldoc ........... .. off-campa1- .. •• • •l.ccW' • 1 ;•{':91.11,).Qlj ClrerequtaedwellOdl'ya ... reference sick clliliL ..,(1 t lNlde. •Tnfflc Aoi I t (I0:21 u.) · ()fficeria·, t,..., ....... TlllealNonlll.olm_... ... aad a 11aJr IIIN'lbll 'I wlidlClllli:lecl Dem•il•w-11111-. • Harassment (12:00 p.a.) • Clshi«'1officu1p .. .... ltribbled.NX • ,, ..... . dlelr mall sloe. •Traffic Viol..,.{10:05,a),A "'1de~I w +if d 11' 111111• aop ror;ae _,, mpo.(ladolf and Wood ltDed. Sal I 7'"· -iipliondelennined .... llllldina _... ..i.i a.lil - anc1 w nllicil :d I -••spell llecf Cl!Mk-,...,. na••••,-~4Min,alic"Li r illlo CUillOII)' .. --..... kued~polliaa-- •l>iaorclaly ';;c 3 t (IUll ,al ,_,_ • • .,.-11 • \,AH\,~- ftif 111 • ..... pogresscallOUlllded..ol . ..,. Hall. fil, tipiol-•• 1a1r1tr1 visitor w commat17 pu1abll I-= d _. =I a '"'1111 I pllysicalcootronada--~ diSlurbmcec-3 ............ ID pita...... rt..,pll' _,p-clCIIL novilllllr•,.. illao pllysiel,I ......,, .., - p,rled ID die JCer ts ea. 111 Caoh.....Sw•poM••- jcl:l-rc!:r d University of Wisconsin- Parkside POR TS 5ectionB THURSDAY OCTOBER 24, 1991 SectionB S0{1™ Netters one and three at Augsburg tourney A WIW'.\JPON WHATS INSIDE :nw:m:1 Success Women's Cron o-aymamberTricia Breu isourathleteof week following her first place finish at UW-Plrksidelnvitational. Thewomen's fiailbed second behind Bn:u and the - bird to place fifth. B4. .. adds up All the UW-Plllkside spons and Intramural scores and !Mallllii:t are available for you in our section. 83. Aftermath Following !he Chia.a 100 defeat of the Green Bay Plll:lailt,mhmwicuKevinLazarskiandBill 1q1moffwitbsomemud-slingin'shols • Bab Barowski as 1w suppons Ille Bears. IMlhhoi ftlcd ever end? B2. 111tlla One UW-Parkside hosted ...aCross Country National meet this s.da, aJ the Women's team finished c1111hllld die Men's fifth. OYer 30 teams lll:ftlll die United States competed in Greats Football may not be a alllcill aportbere at UW-Padc.side, but that aotmeanthatfootblall faoaarc notbere •""Ht•JS. The University has its own $W'S olllie ialnmmal league and this week we blpl• Heisman/Coech Koch award watch. TFJ> MclNT\'RE Sports F.dlt« The same cld rllylhm played 1his,-tenc! £orthe UW-Parlcsi<le V oleybell team IS ii wallzed 10 a llnc km cne win weekald • ae Au&Jbwa luvilaliooal Friday 811d Salmda)·. Throughout die 1991 - the ~ have failed 10 111:e conlnlloftheiueasmlDdallhouall dleyconlinutlOputOUlbardfOUjhl dfcn,lhey~fallviclim IOdMepmeloaot. ni......i,. c:ndwa110excepaca; lntbeRangen fint matcb against St. Cllherines they lost 13-15, 12-15, IS-11,INI IS-8. Pridaym,hl, UWPubide lost a 1011gb five ~ IIIIIICb p,IUDJ lhem out of I ICspeclablo place finish in tho four - IOll'lle)'. The RangerS - tbal maldllO Mocmcad CdlegeS· IS, 13-IS, 15-11, 15-13,9-15. The thin! game WIS the same aoog SawrdayaftemoarlS UW•Palbide fooglll hard for four pmes conoog up short on toy points duoughout tbe mlldt &pinst Concordia Col· ie«elosing8•1S, lli-14, 13-IS,8- IS. FmallyonSawrdaylflemooc1, lhe Rqen got their plllQ ;o. aedlcr nldid a quick mop up p, of bostAu,sburS College w!Milg in 1bree 15-4, 15-6, IS-10. All ICUDllloft&,lheblgasbavebeea lmoclang Oft d>e verge olbeq a fanl&Stic volleyball team bul lhe 'ttam' aspect bas been the (Ille missingingicdierllindae~ or the 1991 squad. A rew bed pe.,,es Cf missed blocting OIJllO<• Tournament Troubles The Ranger Volleyball team has competed in four tournaments in 1991 compiling a 5-11 record. Date Tournament wins losses 8/31 St.:X.vier 0 s 9/13-14 IUPUI 1 2 9/20-21 Ranger Invite 3 2 10/18-19 Augsburg 1 3 q e yer . • ,acrmpc dig a ball whileothcrtea111 membcndivemidmlss. TheRID&fflwe 10-14. IUDilies bave been teq,ing lhe Rangcn from adliev· i1lg 1bier pis of AIC:CCSS Wbco they do play M a tt.un, lhey•reable1Dcompetenhan,o,e.boweva. lhe !act of lelm play has indeed bindcnod dlis unit 90 r.. This p111-tend, UW-Partside be8M apinll s1. CadleriDea ...s lost in rcur. Tbe Ranaen bad• saong offemive-effon dllou,llout co,npilins 83 kills in me rour pne span. This aggressive play left die Rai..,.-defemecpe11111imesandallowedS1.Cadlerinel collip by willl lhe-will. UW-Partsidealao ~ IS service cnm, a 5lllislic which 101d die wbole SIOIY· lheydid not SK bell. blalheylosl dlepmelh:ulllClvcs widt menllll emirs. Raia« head co.:11 Lynn Thedls wa,awareolherr.eam'sMlClgandweakpoincsdllring Ibis q,emng mM.h. "We played well offensively apitJst Sc. Cal's. We jllSI Nde 100 many aucial errors II imponaol limes. You can not win a nwcb wilil IS service errors.. said 1beehs. ForcheRanam,tbcoffemive.sparl<wuproridcd by die duo of VictiPundsllctandLisa Duewidd wllo callied 19111d l 81tlllsrespeclively. SeuetCindiMaiet hldanincrcdibleSI assistsinlhe fOIW pne malCb and Nicoleptaadded IOoffdle bencb. DelensiYdy, die Raigen wereled byCllris Maher wbo had 15 digs and Pundsack wllou,bad IS. Malletallo hid 14 tills and Maio< 13. team, Dllloo added 12 till..,ll'ensively. MIich r,,,o, pla:,ed Iller Pri• clay W die "Phi 110-.. 7 •efellofllleMehnd l'layasa>ay lll'Oll$J.tx,dl 111-.. wbicllhlda ..,.a ll0lle)ll,all blmry •• yjcny wouJdbe..,po,idodapmaacrof hope ii die odlerwile dlltenn& - VolleJball, M ' . Ranger Middle bitter U Drzewiccld la besiq _, • xnbcuclf oflcmlvcly. IN-TRAM URAL CORNER Flag Football With the end of 1be selSOll fas! approaching, it's time to asscsslhecandidalesfordleHeillman/KOdlTrophy. 'Jbeaward, in its full year of existence, will be given to die mos valuable performer in the league bued Cll1 offensive pn>duc1iCIII. Here's a look at lhi.s aeaaon's front 111111e11. SCIDtt WelBieJ. Grapplen I QB 14 TD PUies, 6 TD Scond, 61111'1 in 6 games Luce Sdlmitt • Grapplen I WR lOTD Re. q11io111 In S pmes Jim Bea 141ir • Grapplen D TFlG 9 ro, SCOnd. 2 TD I'.-11IIOwn In 6 games Daft Lo,y • Grapplen D QB 11mP1aes. 6 TD's Sc:oiat In llx games T .. Knoff· lW"+ • iii& ,:re,r WR 10 TD'a Scoml, 2 TD !>MM In 3 ,._, Bob Brielnaler. COIPl'k Warrfon QB 14TDPases.STDSCIOfflllnSpma DulC4Mlll•PSE 7 TDl'las thrown In 4 pmcs ,-Aala • Brady Bundi 6 TDPases. 3 TD's Scoml In 4 games Hollywood m:nained die only •mbellm Vtm in the Eastern Divlsion,postlng62-60vlctoryoverlhraho••lbea.,....BadBoys From Biscayne. Joi•! Bingslrom tipped in a shot wilh :01 secood• kft to win It for Holly900d. Bad Boys Dan Emer led all scoren with 22 polnla. f\lzzy Onions blaSled 1be CllargiDg AnnadU101 81-SO bemndOuis Roggeman'I 22 and Tommy Kmtoft's 21. NOl'E: Dueto tbedisrnissal of Boss Pia yen form dlelclgue,tbeecbedulewillbe~. Newac:heduleacanbe plcbcl up'Illllnday in the Ranger News Office Dl'tbePhya. f.d R1dJdq JntbeWellemDiv!Jion, TheBoyzclnwetbdneaoomallt to4-0bywaDopingtheSloppy .ka71-14 bdlind Cbrisl'Orcaro's 21 po1n1s. Joe Vandelboff oene Boyz wo neuec1 1s. AJao in the Wesi, Ronald MacDollald'a 24 points led the Fry Guya to a 61-56 vldory over Slay Ugly. Din Covelli neued 20 in a Josina efl'olt. Co-Ed Volleyball OnTllesdaytbeOofDatisdefeated lheSpikers 15-13, 15-11 to take cnoer sole posseasloo of secood p1ac:e. Aerobic Exercize Came jolll the fun. Floor Aerobics meets Monday !hrougb 11ur!day ll4:4S toS:45 and Waler Aerobics meeis Monday and Wednesday at 4:45 to S:45. Everyone is Slill welcome. · For more~ cdl 595-2267 o, 595-2%87 Bears beat offense lacking Packers 10-0 KEVIN LAZARSKI aadBILLOHM w.,,_.,. Beat In 11M was a pooriy played pmo OD bods sides, 1he Chica£O Bean got a few bRal<s as Ibey "beady" downed thc Gteen &y Picken 10.0. The Packer dcfease pla~ wen ...in, but as mual the offeme failed 10 show up. The Pact.en failed toeoa\'CltOII two early O!iQIIO --and wilh thc help of a~ wbisdeoo apunl, M .... Ban bigb lllilccl it blck IO Oric'F widl a vicacry evea Ollc:aao r-can't be proud ol, ewa lbollall-friend Bob prot,et,ly Is. If lbe Ban cooilnae IO play 1116 ....,. dley-, lbeir ci-of gouwan,wberelnlhep011_,,,ae • p,od • dlePacten mmo, ii., I.be play-ufs. Tbcrewasalialep,odnewslO ccmo OUI or lbc Thur,day Night Brawl however. Tbe PacJcen ripped up !be CQlflC • JCanper Lata 10 down lhc Bein In die Blaclt and Blue Golf Shoot-Ou&. UPNEXT: Thel'llcb:nuavd 10 Tape Bay IO lly 10 sweep dlo Puc:•«o• ia the Baldo of die Bays. Tbel'lcbn bad aoproblem wilh lbellllcsin lheirfinlmeellng. The loser will drop 10 the cellar in die NFC Cmual 1binl: positive l'llcm Bd· en, we can Slill finish thc lC8.10Q It lo-6. PINAL: <lffl:11 Bay 17 Tampa Bay 12. TIie Bld&m offeoae cailim,. llfdlOMggle Saturday 81 Purdue deftaed V1S0011Sin 28-7. Neu week Wilconsin -- lllinl lhelloolieradiocti-ioo die amualHanec:omillgpne11tCamp Radlll Slallium in Madilon. Wllleb for thc Badgers 10 play agreai,ie u dley try 10 atop lndiaaa's Vaughn Dunbar, die Big Tea' a leadin1 rusher. If die Ballgas coallOI Dunbar, lhey lhould IOCII IOvicacry andaive !be home crowd IOIDelhin& 10 ca aboul. FINAL: Wieconsin 24 Indiana 17. Apia Mr. Baroww, webave picted bcu thc PICkas 111d die Badgen IO win Ibis weet. Nol bccae•-,oe.-eswpid,asyouwouli IIY, but bttw1,e we are didmd Wi..,,.,sin spons fans. It's IGO bad :you can't say the -lboltlllinoissponsandlheir r.m. BOB BAROWSKJ llaolslle• The Chicago Bean • dcfease leadtlle way wa lO-Ov~ovcr thcPBcia:n. Thedefenseshutdown Gtt,enBay'soffeme.boldinglhem IOI iocal of 138 ysds andooly five rant downs. MajloM!d was held 10 3 for 16 pessin, The Beas' offenaewas ~sluggishandcould oaly-l0poinlsallboup901nC credit mUllt be siven to a sood hcloen' deleose WilhaS-2rec:ord lhelleasmoveintoalirllplacelio wilb die Lions in die Cennl Division. Sllllday the lleml play the Sainls ill New~. h will be lbcfintlilllcblcllil tboSup&dome lillCO tbcir bisuric Jan.26,1986 Super Bowl vicicry rNU die blriots. The Bears - 6 1/2 point undcadop and will pve Ille Sainu lheirt,oupachlla,aeo'lhe-,-. The Saillts, who were e1iminaled fromdieplayufslut-bythe Bein, will t,c, -king rew,nge. The Figbling Dlini lost 24-21 to Iowa. The Illini olfeose was oo fire in Ille mt half but was held ICOldea in thc ltCOlld half. This puu a bi& danpa oo lbcir Role Jlowl cbeecn ~ sot ldllcdbyObioSIIIIC34-3. Thepm6 was uuewhat of. a • access 1hc Wildcats sold 1lier home field adVlllla8C for $1 million 10 have the paeplayedinCleYellndSteditsn • ., called newal lite, in fronl ol 74,000pecpe. Tbeheavily favo.ed 1lUni will face !he Wildcaa in Ji-fur l:ngglng righls Ill D• lilloia. A"ordin1 IO lhe Raqer Spona J)q.wb11C4. not I, Kevin and Bill'spredictioorc.:o.d -1- 5-3-3aslheyao-.However aince tbonlbeirrecord bas climbed, I mean drOl)ped ID 1-7. The one pme lhey did pedia right was Wncx'41sioovuEascem Mkhipn Way to 100111011 a limb pys. One -1 doo't male predictions is I dOll't lbink I cou14 live up 10 their expeni9e of Jn(licti"3 l•ss than IS'l,conect. In defense o( Chica&o fans everywhere we are not "fairwealhered" anddonoljumpoc lhe "bendwagon*.Chicagoflnsarenot afnid IO ICt high eapectallolls and dley11UppOrtdl'nrtnotjutl victories. Ho..ever if IDIINl3fflleo( doesn't 11)1 10 impoye a 1eam o,; p1ay,en don't put Oi1l tbeit bat effort lhe Women sec~ menfifthat Ranger Invite HOLLYERICKSJ!N Sports Writer The women'allld_.,Clliti ::1-'::=--~=- Salu«lay, which - lldd• .:: Natiooal Cross CountryTbe Lalj R.,... -"' ,econd place finill, lttllad - '> t Mictiip,"'110~47~ points. Havinglhe-.__......_ llelped Ille - ....... second place flDilll .. ID lie 0111sid:ral,l,e _.,_"7 p1ecic,e Oil tbec:ome, "Waba,, bow lu lpploa:11 ---- hil,* 11-.! CIOII-,_ F.riDMc~ This ho.nl) ad, a ..- 10 be 1-=-lal b -.'llica Bn,u. wbo-•-•llllled Ul.16. • pailOillll lie• a 11r. FdlowiD&Blw-JeaJO.. (21d ia 18.3-4), Am S...(6111 in 18.39), Kdly w-~ il 19.24) and Maale .... Ofllil 19.45). 1bemeo'acnma.ay11a fini.wd fifth OUI fl • io::;::cai,e twmty•tlwe-lidd.wlli:ln abo nm at their OWII inilr. Coc!ILucilll ltallidll bisieam"dooewell,*ad•ti, "did mllCII beas ._Ill,- perfcinnance.. He - ....., pl:1 ,e j wid11b6pa-•1 ... of Im top lbree ,_ ,.._ XiJt Miller (131111 ia 26.15). Pl ICdwlsli (16dl ia 26.09), al JCevin Collins (621111 ii %7.01~ RAllllldinl oat Ille IDp Boe- - SteveRoctia (63111 ii 17,02), 111i1 I'll Xublmam ca 1111.23~ fllBhavearigbtadn__. to boo or DOt ao ., dll ..-. W _,4cw..taDdJ)ia1111•'1,. OU1 1be effort and die ,.. .. , wice !heir disarilfelial. wlll incentive doel die 6Ndile 1111 IOimproYe. Chicagnf-JIUllldlei• todolbeirullimalebt& -- Soildcr F'aeld one of dll ..,,,,_ placesioplay in lheNJ'J..Oiclf),J S1adil.m is the toudell -'~ I.be-feared pillclel .,p111 ·- oC lll'O spona. Ew,ry Bulll' ,-• aol4 out before die _,. aiGII wilhmlllyBlacldlawb.-,. 1le Wbile Sat bal Oi10 of IM 1111' "a tm1aDce mam dlis ,_.,_. yOtlwaatlO-iclllclidlad~ ynu have to lb,.•·,., .. Cllil fans. . . . .... . . . .. .. . (ldllJcr 2-4. 1991 .. Fi 11; F oo111\1.1. T- W L (ldlllllcll I S 1 ~D S 1 o,o1e wamors s 1 11111 Wiec:ldna Crew 2 3 11111 For Older 2 3 111811dYBuncb 1 4 l'SI 1 4 IAIDIIIP 1 s Pct GB PF PA 0.833 208 77 0.833 -- 166 90 0.833 150 71 0.400 2.S 106 102 0.400 2.S 71 100 0100 3.S 65 152 0.200 3.S 65 112 0.166 4.0 32 159 ,r t I 7 111101 R-its 0-W•. 52 Brody Bunch 19 ...... 0,..,3'1..ooDilblotl2 League Leaders ....,IIIZl/MR..ita c::e~ .. ::~=~ 20 w 10WJJl!"rxtth .... t:h1QwnPSE ... lllarO-.. Bndr Buac:11 r-,.,,.w,.. I. Sc:hmiu 1. KulkolJ 3. Bezoue 4. Lovy 4. Wes&ley 6. Abbou 6. Nolc a. Briuuier •• a. °"""" Hanauer 01 10 WC 10 on 9 on 6 GI 6 cw cw ' cw ' 4 01 4 OJ ...,__,. •• 11 • !JtC t :I In &-ad), llaDch dG I • .._ w,..u,._ o- h 8. uina1webor PSE 4 •• Pm:ao BB • .. $- OD • RI 3 ~'41 biz 0 T-W.w•I'- ... lllarOllor "· Coo. w •. d.lallWllol.._PSE .......... JIIA10PPS "''' I. 1. 3. 4. s. Brielm.altt Weuley Lovy CoYelli Alai& cw 14 01 14 on It PSI! , BB 6 ......... 1.Place aw11111 ... 1n1P1ooe 6. ltaw,:zymli RFO • 6. ltoehl• TI J IIM"' rxt th --= ,· hip I•n; I• I. Weuley 2. .. I .. IAB'IDNDMSION ,._ WL Pct. GB Bal,-wl 4 0 1.000 ... .,,.,._ Biscayne 2 l 0.667 l.S F-,0:ika 1 2 0.33-3 2.5 Q II I A111111df11ce l 2 0.33-3 l.S ...... 0 3 0.000 3.S WiSi.uu, DMSION 1- W L Pct. GB ... 3 0 1.000 N1:,111:tllmdc11 2 1 0.667 1 ftJO.,. 2 1 0.667 1 -... 1 2 0.3,3 2 IIJU&IJ 1 3 0.33,3 2.S ...,,_ 0 3 0.000 3 Tllursdayl0/10/91Resulm WC • OI 6 on 5 PF P-' 267 248 198 179 20S 193 144 168 167 193 PF PA 285 163 182 153 168 149 148 . 190 241 266 99 202 •ATrENnONJM BASK.ETBALLPLA YERS•• Dire ID 11,c withdrawal of a ieam in die Eastern Division and 1he ..,.,._ of WI 1bursdays games. a new schedule must be -... New IChedules will be available 11\urSday ()ctober 24 at 1111\ya. l!d Ruildlng nr the Ranger News Office. SCOREBOARD s, ( ( 1-1{ NCAA Divi~nl'\ ll Men's Soccer Poll I. Seable h:ific 2. Southern Conn. State 3. Florida hlst. of Tech .. 4. U. of Missouri saint Louis 5. Keene SL College Ii, Univenily of Tampa 7. San Bemadlne 8. UW-Parulde 9. USC-Spwnbwg 9. Franklin Plen:c Unlvcmty UW-Pariulde lndlYiduls Ranked Nadonal7: 1.RCll!Knellrict Goals 5. TomCmp Scoring 6. TomCmp Goal Keeping 7. Joel Me •·w Team Scoring 4. UW-l'alblde TeamDef9. UW-l'ldnide I \I \ , ,, ! , ' ·." ' Team w Slammers 3 OofDahs 2 Aces 1 SpikeJS 0 L 0 1 2 3 TllddlJ ltfll I••• Oof Dlhl cLS,a- 15-13.16-14 T I 1 11f24 Set I dale Se11 v,. s,,mmcn '11Nlnda1 tomi Sell e•1!A OofDllblYI.Mel Comeome-Collleal To'l'lle -Cru'-M' f)4sfs. '""''" 94.s~ -56 for tlc:kea Beer . .a.at Kemper 1 3rd Aft. Keeoe• •COIIIIDlel MendetorJ!I .-nckdlJIIS1lbeM11&ht iMbam,."11. 6.sJ NU .ufs{jdS, I lwlou NIIWS SPOll'IS, Page B3 Srn < Ell • UW-Parkside Volleyball Season Statistics 25 Matches Played 10 Wins, 14 Losses Name MP K E Atk~A BS DG S1robl 20 2 3 .250 2 0 48 Vandenlangen 22 2 5 .143 9 0 71 Drzewleclcl Z4 137 62 .Ill 18 11 125 Hughe$,S. JO 7 z .1 t 1 1 0 II Gross 14 9 4 .118 111 I 140 l'lllter 10 0 I .333 42 I 4 Mabcr,C 24 179 58 .204 13 11 189 Pundsack, V Z4 174 76 .128 22 11 222 Hohmann,T 19 55 40 .lXl8 2 7 207 Maier,C 23 94 28 .230 468 3 102 Dilloo,K 24 1S7 70 .229 9 5'.J 64 Kozidl,V 21 75 29 .224 3 2S 15 Totals 25 889 371 .162 711 123 1143 Game Summaries St. Catberines 10(11/tl at A111L T--, St. Oilhtaiota 3. UW-Pabide I 13-15, 12-lS,IS-11,8-JS NAME K AS DG BL Strobl O I 1 0 VIOdenJ'br& 0 0 4 0 Dmwledd 18 I 7 0 Hughes 2 2 2 0 Gross 1220 Pmer O O O 0 Maller 14 2 IS 0 P.w•..._... ffoh,n--, M* Dl1loo Kozlch Totals 19 2 IS 1 S O I 1 13 2 6 0 12 0 2 3 0 0 0 0 8'13555 Augsburg College 1411'1"'1 at Aup. T_.oe, A•IP"'IS 0, UW-l'lrbid63 15-4, 15-6.15-10 NAME K ASDG BL Strob1 I 0 4 0 Vllldenl'brg 0 0 I 0 Drzewiec.k.l I 1 0 0 Hu,hel 0 0 0 0 Gross 0 10 1 0 Parker 0 0 0 0 Maher 6 I 8 0 Plllldsldt 5 I 3 2 liobmlDD 6 0 0 0 Maler 2 2 2 I DiJJoo 8 1 4 4 KODCh 0 0 0 0 Teull 2' 16 23 7 Concordia 10(19191 at Aup. Toume, c-dia 3, UW-l'llklidc I 8-15, 16-14, IS-13, IS-8 NAME K ASDG BL SUltt 0 0 2 0 Vllldtlll'bq I 0 3 0 Dlwwwleiti 2 2 3 0 Hagllel 2 0 1 0 Ofllss 0 0 6 0 Palm 0 0 0 0 Maller 11 0 9 3 Amclsrrk JO 2 9 1 ffohaung 9 0 2 3 Maier s 37 3 0 Dllloo 8 0 I 3 Kodch 0 0 0 0 TIIUII 46 41 3' 10 Moorehead lllt'1&'9l at at A• Tllllffll1 Mool'ebcad 3, UW-l'lrbide 2 S-IS, 13-IS,IS•ll, lS-13,15-9 NAME K AS DG BL Slrobl 0 0 0 0 Vllldall'brg 0 1 1 0 D!7.ewiecld 13 1 8 2 Hughes 0 0 1 0 Gross 0 1 7 0 Pmer 0 0 0 0 Maller 9 0 13 0 l'llnda:k 12 I 13 l Hobmlllll 6 0 4 2 Maier 7 3S 13 0 Di1loo 4 2 4 I Kmich 0 0 0 0 Tolall 51 3' 64 (, l RANGBa NBws Srorrs, Page 84 DAVEDtJHSH SPORTS WJUTEll TheUW-Parbide,oca,r ieam Slqlped up a llOldl wlaen lheir club went from die NAIA division IO Ille NCAA division IJ in lho off. -· UW-Pmside have not only domina1allheNA!Adivisionwilh deVffl COll9CCW>O wimuft& -· 1011S, dcvea COIIIC!Cllli>e trips IO in '91 poet-seuoaplay, of Ulp r-,, Nllional ud - llllkings, years , buthaveamouncedd>eiri-ence into lhe 1991 - by ranting u big1s • fomdl in Ille NCAA DIJ poll. kadina in )lOinls ccrcd • and placing in die top four for defeme. The UW-Plrtlide m:onl ia 12-2- 0. The Ranacrdcfcnsehas been aapring boan:l to3'1CCCSS m 1991. UW-Paltiade i,, ui a twaily• nine - c-ai Repon aad is Ibo oaly W'• 'p - in dlia rep,n. s-_. Rick ICi/pl 111s consi-••r put 10p111er touah a:bedules for bis - ad ID Ibis -dleblfenhl.efa:aldwee NCAAl>ivisim 1 ecllools incbKI· iog UW.o.-b&y,U.ofMialari, (KC), IDd Xavier, (OH)~ la eadl of dlele ..,_ tbeRaaler'• demOIISlned dieir c:onaol of dl8 ball OIi tbe p-ouod, 9lid< llrili>J capabiJitiel, ad 1M abilily IO ...., 11111 a1ow cw•••• 1111et. AJ. thougb die pme ..... Xmu - disallowed due 10 1he lad: of n,{cn,ea1JW-h,bide...ne10pl,y md defedd Xavier 3-1. "We'-.e lllways played pJOd 1eam1 whelhtt in NCAA Division I or NAIA." Slid Kilps. "BUI, I have 10 priorilizo playing qllllily NCAA Division IJ teams for next yarucbedule "ICilpllscurrendy -ldnaoegeaqGunonUaivenity, Men:yhursc, 111d u. of ~ SaiDILouis IOoome play • Parbidc. "The pn,cess is OIi &'(liag ud is OOIIK ljUCndy beia, --• -•lddecl.. Wbea Tom Cz.op, die lead .,.,..,., .. Ille Rans-'• -- about how be lhoopl dl8 seuoa wu soinc, be optimistically rqiliod. "pJOd aea,cn. • Allbougb dlele two words did dc9cribe Ille _, dley !acted die sane style "'81C2iopdelliOIWIMtd ... , the6eld. On further query Czop rc'I' • l,"Whc:n:'tconcbig-.., where're lilcc a family aod evayone doea tlleir job.• RANGERNEWS SPORTS-Jttlilett of tk 'WttK, Breu captures crown at UW-Parkside Invite For her lint place fillisb in 1he tJW •Plwtside Invilational on Sllurday, lhls week lheRatge,NewsS~Slafl'saluie,aoaOOWlay runner Tricia Breu II oar Alhlelo of die Wcet. Tricia was first 1111011g 164 collegiate l'IIMCIS widt a time ot 18:16, leading UW-l'lrbide IOa IOCOlld place finisb 81 die 111111111 Invitalional, held at die UW-l'lrbide Na1iona1 C.O.. COUlllJy Counc, while posliJIJ a peuou1hecud (PR). >,n FAlucalionllldPsycboloamajor, Triciawon lheScholar-AUtlele award last YQr. To qualify for dlis award, one must be., aboYeaverl(e ad!Jete and poa apade point avenge of 3.5 or higher. Ascnior6om Auburndale High Sdtool, Auburndale WI. Breu is pert of a llio of R.aaser ..,ion who"""" eacbod placed ia lho 1q, IS own11 In elCltof lhcirmeea lhis-. 1biJ 11U011. Breu placed third at die UW-Olhkolb lllviwicoel, ltW:lllb ar die UW-~ InviWiona1 and l4Cb • Che MidWCII Collegiale~ i,. wldiriae IO her adilelic and academic punuit,, Tricia is also in•ohed widl 1he Ca!bolic Sllldeat Club, die Prycbo1ogy Cub 111111 the Kieebipproea1. ~ Trkia• dicblgaNewsAlllleteOf Ille Weck. While CCIWCling Ille inletview Mart Gyurto happened by aod while Gyurko is OG due toan Injury lhiJ1Ca100hadaomehelp(ul ... ,gt,a "Ow le>ef of play lhislCUDII is a lot beaa dian r exp,ctrAI, • wd Oyurtr.o. "Lut year dlOl'e ~ lo 111111)' iDdiYiduals, but this - ftel)'QIIC doel lbere pat." Pecu Gyurto couldn't be 1ar:hed ror commer•• One ol lhe maia drawbedcs UW-Parkside suffered when moving up in divisions was ilS a:bed11ling of NCAA division IJ ICbools. Evca lhc,Qp die Rangers ha-.e been play-, quality teams tbey may lact die l'1CCe )' reams IO get 10 posl•scason play. Kilps bas calkd the remaining Ihm, pmes for the Raagen a must win. Tricia Breu Year: ~r: Home: Senior Psyche Education Auburndale, WI Auburndale RS. voneyball continued from bl ..., October 24, 1991 - Team play sparks win for hungry Rangers season the Rqers are having. The match also bad significance Deeause it was Mon:head who knocked UW-Pa!tside out of the National tournament In Hawaii. That mat.ch was played at the UW-Parkside fieldhouse and the Rangers Jost an emolio!Ull four game match as they were simply out sized by Mon:head. 'Ibis year, they hoped to get some revenge on last years nemlsis but it was not to be as Ibey lost in five games. Mordleaddominatcdgame one IS-Sand following a close JS-13 loss in game two, It seemed as if lhe Rangers were ready to fold. However, a fmtastic oome from behind effort speuhcaded the way IO COD· scculive lS-11, lS-13 wins before losing gaae five lS-9. The Josa, although a bard one to swallow was perhaps the most usefull 10$ing effort of Ille Rangen 19'JI aeason. "Mon:bead was a tough match for us." commented Theehs, "After losing to them last year at Bi-districts we were psyched 10 play. We played strong but couldn' t come through in the end. We fell apart in the la.st game." Pundstldr.oooe again, as she has all season, provided Ille offensive spa.de with 12 kilb and Drzewicki continued to come into her own leading UWPaltsidc with 13 kills. Maier once again had a great game setting with 35 and a .304 assist percentage for the match. Maher, Pundsd and Maier all had 13 digs defensively. Game three wuoncc again a sad sto.y for the Rangers. Loslng in four games, menial em>rs cost 1llcm the malcb as the Rangers COtDhincd for 24 attacking enors and just 48 ki1b lnfourgames. Passingand>e:ts were also a psoblem as the ... ----- .. Rangers had just 39 -.. 37 by Maier. The team lllo bad troublc:s 3Crving •81111 • 11ey had nine service enon. Maher and Plmf1sack 111111t again led the attaclc willl 1111111 10 kills, Terri Hohlman IIUcd nine. Defense was llto 1 ooubled area aa the ~ had just seven blocb 11d 40 blocks. The lacbdvical )llay seemed to be a l'CIIIII fl le dissappointing five .. Joa to Moodlead the DI ... bebt. "We had a lwd dmewatingwhcnwepla)WIQ. •• We didn't flow welluateaL Too many mental emm, • oommfflk:d ThedlL Finally,SalunlaJ d e lheRangengOllbelr ... •a long awaited 111d mlldl 111111111 win. The Ranaen - II s1.n1ight games a,liDII 1-111 Augsburg Co11eae, 15-t, U,6, 15-10 to earn the du! pllle t!OJ)hy. This game wu a paflcl example of what the RIIIFI need todo 10 win-playuaaL No one player Sl00d OIi blllv idually; offensively UW· P,utcside was led withj11111:qll kills by Dilloo, six by Mar and Hohmann and IIY• by Pundsack. Assill wile, dle7 had 10 and II from MaieUDI Gross. Butlhroughoallbellllll match, the Rangers mt.a II their positions quietly, and played VCI)' aood defaWI, Theehs was plea9cd ll'illl the team after 111 otberwilC mstratingweekendandprai,ed them for their suong efbl 111 the Augsburg mat<;b. Wb1D"' playedAugsburgwebldlillllY come awake. They wen: 1,ood tew, but we dom!nattd 'lbC 'rw' UW-PaJ!cside yol)eyblll Team finally showed ap.• The weekend dropped die kmgerrec:ontto 1owtna1111114 lOGes on the 19'Jl-. ~24,1991 S<dtlMOVement C ; rd l'roa Plat 13 ,-i CIQll'lidS or ~ Bloomer, SillS Jean Verber, and Fran ~ CiYilrigllllwill be the subject dill rd ,a Novrmbct 7. The fi1a, "!!yea OIi the Prize" will ps11111arou11disclwic>n led by a ..,. of dleclass. 011 Nc,Yember 14 lhc series c· wldi a paoc1 discussioo led by py rigbl3 acliW includiq 1111 piaidmt or lhc Lamda .Nrtwm(l.RN),lhcl..esbian AlliDCC of Meuo Milwaukee (LAMM), ad~ Nation. Or:lndinr die mes is lhc C f ofOlicagc'sEanhDay 1991 wllo will speak IDd lead a di,, ·xallrswlrd. Al..-- are voluntetting t1m lile, 111 die series is free and -io•pallllc. Tbeclassbopes ........ .,.,..,,, .,;11 shire ill dlil ;; Wit> to partieipale in .-.. swrounding 90- cill u: I Ii ofinpor1anCCIO die ahl!lily II well as the com• ma wtm 11111111-,tll f .-o,U.$. ___ 11.111-•MiSIJUCIS .. .,.,.c.,o:,o - Ul-351-0222 ,,._I' . ...., 12 .,. 0010 _._,._CA- - """ r I ..,.Au,.,'=~~ ~25 ~'f'J'B'ofii HurRei'if& Inc .~.,i. Ripnazzar! l\rraten'~i Pbone: 652-8988 23196W SL lteoosba, WI qi.,,,,_, S..t o;, lp.m. fl'llh4tlliilKiYii I Mi! 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Male and female, lets make it official hum, Aspen/ Snowmass SID Trip. Januuy 4 - 12, 1992, price $379, includes tramponatioo. InflllllllltiooalmeetingWcd., Oct. 30, at 12 noon, Union Square. Paricz · YOIIS Francais? Join • the Fmldl Cub l'OUDd table disc:ussion groups. Meets Molldays, CART 136, 12 nooo.. Open to faculty & ltlldenlS · Naas ParlllllS! The Catholic Student Club invites e,,uyooe to come 10 mass every Suday night at 8:00pm in Union 207. Get the early start that is ncressuy Foremployment piogta41 call Student Employment Services at 1-206- 545-4155 CXL81. Math tutor fur 3nl gnider. Must have own transporta· tion. Racine location - call coocerning pay and times, Aftcc 6:00pm. Free spring break trips to students or student organizations promoting our spring brealt packog,,,. Good pay and fun. Call CMI. 1-800- 423-5264. ~ I FOJt RENT I Earn $2000 + free spring ,-••••••• brealttripsl NorthAmerica's Roommate wanted. $220 I #1 student tour operator month,notincludingutilitics. scekin& motivated students, Master bedroom, 1/2 bath- cqaniwions, fralcrnities and room. Lc,cated 5 minutes sororities as campus rcprcfromParlcside. Non-smoker, sentatives promoting female swdcnt preferred. Cancun, Bahamas, Dayiona Call aftu 6pm. 554-1816. and Panama City! Call 1- 1 ~ 800-724-1555! . FORSALE I I LOST & FOUND I Exercise bike - $35, Roll-a- • way bed · $20. Call a&r Lost: black onyx ring with 3:30 pm, 595-2385. two small diamonds. lf found, please return it at The Ranger News office, WI.LC D-139c. umm, lllllll1, umm. .. Oai · Nice Gludius Maximus you got going for ya! • Mike? Chester • How's Phil and Bury? We want to be molested! Myron, congratulations on "corning out of the closeL" Hope your roommates in 3H and Chris will not be too uncomfortablewithyournew life style. • Y .LB. Milteoont: ofthemen'snight ouL You ought to have your owncolumn - gossip.gossip, aossip. Gunny & Jcrsy. John Hagie - quit drawing pictures of my one and only, and never mind about the hot cocoa!! Too bad we can• t sll be romantics - eh?! At1CntionLaveme&Shirlcy: Thanks for your concern in our baskctballru:ord. Maybe youcancomedownandcheer us on. The Banger Boyz in IA. PERSONALS · I I PERSONALS } Terri Fortney: Congratula• lions on your recent engagemenL Carat cake will never taste the same to you, again! The Ranger News Staff, Don't be that way. Be like what? Be a complete and utterdragandbringthewhole world down! Melissa - Happy Birthday! Are we making 3C the "happening place" IOOight? Have a great day! Happy Binhday to me, tool Oieri - I'm in the market for aLazySusan. Doyoolcnow where I can pick one up? GMan. Dave Doherty: Snap your fingers and the women flock to you. It's IOO bad that they can't handle a man like you. Maybe you could give guys like Mike Paupore $Ol'.DC advice on "wodcing the floor" in public. Happy Binhday Dearest "KAJ", Hope this weekend turns out better than last weekend. LoveAlways, S.S. Mikey, Bike. "Michael" hey • whatever it takes to get your attention I Long time no see. .. Happy Birthday, Emily! From your pals • Pat. Tom, ~bby and Shortie. Bryan, I'll always be gray! MilcePapooyousbouldwear a skirt. You gossip like a skirt! You are pw and try 10 show your alligiCO<:c to her by telling bee. Happy Binhdays!I Melba andTmL Make3Cllappea. ingplacc. 1-eyoarlllOlllia, Anonymous Babe in Bio, ru give you $0tnething dm Will pump you upl Mike Paupore: it'aapiciae ofavampirccanyinaabali bag. No-it'sagboll-ia'111 white. Iswearit..._'16- when I tooktl-pbnl Cal Guiness, Mikell Poolcie - Happy 1 Ill ,- anniversary. Ya.'11 die greatest! 1 lo¥I JOI ilmenselyl LoYe,fal!IJ, Marcus, I pea 1111 DID reallyshowcduswllll•• made ofl Boy • 1lo -, punches hard! Hey T.J. Oood lact tm weekend. Come ... • new "miss snowflalrll" • T.G. andD.B. Dear Michael Diellrid · Happy 2 ycan 7 ....... October 24th. LAM, 1)111. SERVICES ) The Data P!vce1d• 1111- agement AaaocillioD (DPMA) offers'-__, help with Lotus, dBIISC, W0tdperfect, and ooBCJ. Stop by MD137d Ma · Thurs.froml~lta11,..al ll2924 tomake a 'Pl·* • • The Party C.O. DJ, amdYidlO service for all occari""L (414)632-6828. Affordable IICIUII ~ IIJ available. Call537-216Sill estimaies. AJk far.._, Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 9, October 24, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 29, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Year Of The Dragon Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document "' j THE RANGER I n s i d e 8 Blacll Hlstorv Mo • th A full spread of four stories to cover all the events. 5 Election Get out and vote on March 8-9 for PSGA. Plus coverage from the last meeting. 10 Snow day Students tum 12 inches in to an excuse to have some fun. 12 Question 01 the Weell Our little question quest l eads us to some of the most interesting presidential choices. 1 Winter Carnival Carnival events end with in al most spring-like temperature. Sections News 3-6 Calendar Stranger Feat • res co •• entarv Spons Entena1n11ent 3 7-10 11-12 13 14 15 S t a f f B o X Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Bu s i ness Manage r Nicole McQuestion Assistant Editor Becky Duba Oeskt op / Oesign Kregg Jacoby Ad O esign e r Nicole McQuestion Photo Editor Jeff Alley Photographers Daniel Yaris En tertainmen t Edi t or Chris Summy Co l um.ni st Vito Tribuzio R anger Advisor Dave Buchana n Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C pl,. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 Staff Photos Tim Overocker The Rmgtt ii publi$h:od ""''"Y ~l'IN' Thllffld.ly IM)lf.9'0Ul ~ flhl'ltt«I' by ttud o'flt,\ ~ !he Unl\'fflilty ol W~Ml<o.Jt,, who .uo tolcly ~-It- b it'• ffl i l(tn,J p,,1ky '10d rnl'llt'I¢ Ld.1icft l(l 1t1r lidiklt Pl,~li(), 111" ~"6ffMC\'IU ... IC'ttcf!i. 'Cl lhe SdMnr. I~ ,hoold tl(>t 1'111:'a'd 254) w\1l'd, Uld lll-.,ul,d t,,,. ,Mi'<'t'n:'d IO tho ~ ohicc (WYU, 0--t);IC) (It~ to ~wp_.,,11,. U'ttCB rnu,t bt" typed and ii.,dud~ ~ 11ulhot't1 Nllt'.- ,tnd ~ "uinbcr l.1-11 ..... mu,1 bC' ~ '"-- ~W libcb»~~. ld'trr,; fllll fail io t(nlply will not bC' pu~ f« pub1.> lk1n ~lluthOr'SIWIINClr\~wilhhcld,.but unly '4l(ll\l\!q11$. The~ fffCl'Vll61flco nght l0«61 all ldtfftt l • DIIID E11nt1 Uth Univenity of W~..uU'I-Parb.lde High School Art lnvitatiunal uhibit, through March 27, frtt, Com. ArtsCallety, houts Mon./Thur .. 11 a.m. to.Sp.~Tue./WeJ., 11 tun. to8 p.m. S lld IS roar 111111 ~roups, org.mizations, clubs, team, and departments send your information to be publishOO in The Range-r.c.a~ender. This ~rvitt l, !ree_a nd inteoded to promQte awareness of campus events. Please indicak' that thlll Worm;,itiOrl is to be ullt'd in The R.mgt'r Calendar. An>' event or information not_ in acco~da.nc~ with th•~ mtenbon may not be pub hMtt-d, Any tvc:nbl longer tlwit 3 days m duration Wlll be put 1n the Ongoing events section. Questions about oppropriate content may be din.~ to the t-drtor at x2287 or ln person at The Ranger O({ice in Wyllie 0-137C. Spring lheik! Wolbtn"$ Hi&tory Month: 0\1$/l pl"(M'n.ts di$cu$ion qn ('(lntribu- tioru; by mi11(1rity women in Amtrian IIOcirty noun, OMSA t..oww-, Wyllie Hall Women's Hi,to.yM°"th; Weight M.111,ah-ement & Hcrb.t.l R--i-. 'I~ Ii p rn Un.ion 104 f'rtdttick Winlert1, IJ\\'-Parl.sid~ '11 favcnitt' hypnot!St 3pm Union Cinrma, $2 pubUc, St UW . rark$ilk stud~,1s ,xn,orecl by PA8. .Ranger NeW8 Ml-cting Noon Wylli<" D-137C Women'f Hittary Month: K.iren Jo hNOn. :,.;ow Vitt president. AOCll\, lhuon IOt ..... Women', ffilltOf)' Month: OMSA pn:-i,ents dr,(uSSi.,on on contribu· bl,nt by truOOl"ity women in Atrler'k.ln society, noon. OMSA l.owlg< . Saaied Circle m1.i:bn~ noon, Com,Art:,233,fl'('t , Spring Break! Women'tl Hiftury Month: Womt"n: O\.\Ueng"'6. &rricr.l, tnequalibe$. & Om:r.i1ty, w/K,;aren }l.lhn:)(,n, NOW vice pr('$Q.-nt, 7 p.m., Ul\lon Cinc1na llleatt!r, 1 ..... Spring Bre;1k? UW-Puksldc Summer Job F,1ir CJ--.31)a.m. ta l:JOp..m. Upper M11in l'l:sa:, free. S;i.c:rcd Ci.rdt NatJvt AmtTk,t,n OigantuUon ptt9CJ'.1b$f!Olker Jo.AM S.ilwn t0.un .. Molin11mJ17, ~. Noon Concert Ml:IOMll'liil Uni<,n Citlem.l llw.l~r, frtt. Wo.ll'ltn'.9 lUt1tory Month: ·Quiet Pll:S,S;'lge,: J.tplll"le$C W •rbrides & Their Experi~ m Amemf'I Culture noon, Molinaro 1 11 , fr~ . Noon o.,n«,rt Recital: Continuing Mus.: Ma»f ~r.ship tteiptt!nts. Wc:dne-iday, Union Cm«N Thl!lllct", lttt. S•ft Spring Break All d.1y, Upper 'A•in Pl.,ci-, ,pclMlnt!d by Pt!tr Health £duca1or.1. Film: "Thf' Pqw.·er of R.act Unity 12-:.lC) p.m., Union 207, fre. • !>poo;on"d by the Bahai Oub. Spring Bruk! Wo lrc,d,:; t-1ocktl• A«"4 h> U\'1 l'Mbldcw/Sandy Ol,,~·k.M.b 1-&.ulttc,& 8i11Uv~• l..'tOp.m., ~ T«hCtnlff. W)'llf.015'11),~ fkiitnds of t1w UW ..... ..._MU U~ "\~! r..x-Juitkt\." w/lht: R,:v . 0,, ftd(,(, MWllfflbda,, 1p.-.~ lou"S",, ~ 1 o/ bl;>r,oty. AIU< AUVI:?: ?1#:np~ard Oi,w~~ m~ 7.ll)p.ll'I .. COISI NW Tht0111't,tkltt't,:$l7.0.llt'.l(L nt,. l\W~ .U..: 't. ik- b 8Nuti"4. ltidy w/lll.lbtill,.,, UnionC.-U~wr. 7Jllp.a Th~/friJAy, (j)f'(lrJlll'd- ~11v!Mlbwl- Next Issue of The Ranger including an all new stranger sed.ion. Continuing Eduatioo 1Hirie11;: ~ulture Counts. Working Erf«tlvely w/Ultlno Politicnt.. Clk!nt:s.,& fMUl.ies" 9:'.'IO ;'l.m. to 3:30 p.m. Union Ci:nem-, Theiner. Call e.ict. 2312. Anime Fntinl 6 p.m. to m.id"W\t M•Jituun 1m_._r1 ,i 1M, r.,,. \?\·~ wekocnt, !op(.ltt~ by PaOOide A.soocilition for w,rg..,m..-n,. Spring Bruk! s- CoDttrt: Student Ri<d-tal, Frtd.ay, Union Clnemil Thr-1~. fn:e . Racc, ct-. and ~ndtr Sh1dy Croup: 'Thl" Ombu Tree," discus- .,;ion led by Robertol 8,:, ttmik, free, 3.30p.m.., MoliNro ttaU room lU, fttii:. Fomgn fili:n;-U/t Is tk"utifut• Italy w/subtltb, Uni()n Cinema Thea!Jtr, 7;30 pm . ThWW;'iy/Frid.sy Mmill,.'Qon by~ pu; (pn,>o rah:d xason pii1.S9tS ,v.,il11blc). Spring Bruk ! Pr«o ll tg" Spring Aademyw/ Multitultural Quiz. Bowl and edUGoltional 1,1,'()Jk.shops. }.UJ\"h 25, 8:30 un. to 3 p.m .• Unic,,n CW\Cttla Tht-ill('l', ffl"C 11nd open to the pub l K. Foc:us on Womtn Co n krtntt, S. 1h111)J)', M111. z;, conff.ft~6 a.m. to S p.m.,. tettption/ o11w,11ds pt"('Sfflt.abOR 6 p.m... Corrunurlk,1tion Affl a:nd Upp« MIiin ~ butldings. '= "'All Evtning in lb.ly," S..l\lnby, Mlltdl.25, Union 8/1:t.S/lt, L1\lon CIJ\('1l'\;1 Thl".lttt, UNOO OlM\g Room, clinnet, film. d.Micing to li~ MUSIC', .ldm.i$Sion : UW-P.arkslde focu). ty,i.U.ff,JJ\d students$ll50 per petS01\ nwke Mlffl'\•abOtlS by \fan:h 15, 1po1buf'OO by the O.,ntcr f.:w folltl'n.itlONJ Studit:'!I. F<»tign fil m: ''Lift Is &1t1tiful," l!aly w/$00titb,. u,uon Cinem.i Thcat.!r, 8 pm, S..twd;'ly lpm.Sund.sy Atlmi"""""' hy ~ pu!I (pro- mt,:d ~ ~•vailabJe), Hi gh schoo l art now on displav in ua11erv Art by students from 14 area high schools is now on display at the Communication Arts Gallery. The 11th High School Art Invitational Exhibition open March 5 and contin- ues through March 27. Exhibition coordim1tvr ,u,d UW- Parkside Art Professor Dennis Bayuzick said the exhibition cele - brates the diverse creative talents of students in local high school art pro- grams. "The pieces are selected on the basis of creativity and craftsman - ship," Bayuzick explained. "People who view this exhibition will= tra- ditional tcclvuques like oil painrin&-"', ceramic pottery, and day sculptures to more exotic media such as blown glass and computer art." Bayuzick said the artwork, about 1 00 pieces in all, is chosen by area high school art teachers. The artists are students at Racine's J. J. Case, Horlick, Par k Prairie Schoo l, Racine Lutheran, St. Catherine's, and Walden Ill, Ke n osha's Bradford, Re u ther, Tremper, St. Joseph, and Indian Tr ail high schoo l s; and Shoreland Lut h eran, and Westosha Centra l in Kenos ha Cou n ty. The exhibit i on coincides with Nat i onal Youth Art Month in March . Regular gallery hours are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Mondays and Thu rsdays, and 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Admission is free and the quahty and crea ti vity on d isplay may sur- prise you . 12 7 I I ft 3 I.' >( -· ------- · --==- Briefs Donna Carr 1941-2000 University of Wisconsin-Parkside students and faculty lost a good friend and teacher when DoMa Carr passed away on Friday, Feb. 25, at the age of 59. Donna was an associate professor of mathemat • ics. Donna came to UW-Parkside in 1989. She served as Math Department Chairperson from 1995 to 1998. A memorial was he ld for her on Friday, March 3, in the Galbraith Room, on the third floor of Wyllie Hall. This is the second UW-Parkside faculty member to pass away during the school year. Late in 1999, retired Psyc hology Professor Geula Lowenberg died from injuries suffered in a traffic accident Spring • IDi• Have any llpM'e ..... pensive $pl'D1(\ niirrr: I I on financial~ range in length&...•• Courses and e I I I s • Debt-"- and to 12:30 p.m. Debt shows partidpllnlJ F 11 mortgages without la I I lk jobs. Cost is M2 whid! ., dr I F ter is March 18. • Swing Dana!, Mot,. ;s 8 p.m., community. S6t. Parkside students and., 1j summer weddlng,I and shows that swing da .... 11 Deadline b' ng' 9 • .,._. 31 • Sucoes9ful M(N)' April 4 to 25, « Thundlyl.. person or couple. lie at • basics of investillg, • by March31. • Power WaDdng. T I ,,,. 7:30 p.m., COfflD\llllitJ: $21; UW-Parkside ._. ... stride and find out &oat · best exercise at any • • The Asian Diet Pill\ 12., 6 to 8 p.m., cwwiidl). UW-Parbide aludmltn to maintain optimal hllllu•• mon ailments wid\o•~JII-D For more infonnab aid.a call (262) 637-9592. News Visit 11a1v and never leave Kenosha, here's how The University of Wisconsin-Parkside honors the majesty of Rome, Milan, Venice, and aU the historic points in between during "An Evening in Italy." Sponsored by the Center for International Studies, this five-hour celebratfon of all things Italian takes place Saturday, March 25, in the University's Union Bazaar and Union Dining Room. Start the evening with hors d'oeuvres and wine, then enjoy the Academy Award-winning film "Life is Beautiful" starring double Osca,--winner Roberto Benigni. A full course Italian buffet and live music by Soundings rounds out this festive evening. Admission is $25 per person. UW-Parkside faculty, staff, and students, senior citizens, and groups of six or more are admitted for S22.50 per person. Children age 12 and under will be admitted for $12.50. Reservations must be made no later than Wednesday, March IS. For more information; call the Center for International Studies at ext. 2701, or contact Laurie Odegaard at laurie.odegaard@uwp.edu via e-mail. Abbott grant suppons science education, diversitv UW-Parkside recently received an $18,000 grant from the Abbott Laborato ri es Fund to help support science education programs and diversity initiatives at the school. Through internship and scholarship programs, as weU as a travelling education program, the grant will help current and future UW-Parksidc students gain access to quality Science education and prepare fur mt,aningf ut p•• Liup•Lion in a diverse workforce. "We have a shared stake in improving the educational life of our region and we are proud to partner with one of our region's leading scientific innovator," said UW -Parkside Vice Chancellor and Provoot John Ostheimer. A portion of the grant will be used to establish an annual minority internship in the Office of Equity and Diversity, which will focus o n the recruitment, rete n- tion, and development of minority students and faculty as part of UW-Parkside 's Plan 2008 for diversity . The Abbott Laboratories gran t will also subsidize scholar - ships for the Minority Pre-College Program, which provides college l earn ing experiences to area students from grades 6 - 12, and support the continued deliv - ery of the UW-Parkside Great White Wave Machine to local elementary schools. The UW-Parkside Great White Wave Machine demonstrates to fourth and filth grade students that science is fun. About 4,000 students each year learn that waves don't just happen on Lake Michigan. And while they learn about waves through the use of a dozen interactive science exhibits, the students also learn the underlying concepts of science. "Abbott Laboratories is c::omm.itted to supporting initiatives that provide v.l lu- able educational opportunities for minority students and help to prepare our future workforce," said Cindy Schwab, vice president of the Abbott Laboratories Fund. United Council launches Site Students Can Reach UC at www.uni tedc ouncil.net Madison-United Council, Wisconsin's statewide student association, is proud to launch its new website at www.unitedcouncil.net. The site will provide stu- dents with information about legislative, academic, multicultural, and women's issues, and contains links to many valuable places for students. 'We are excited to announce o ur new and improved website. This will give s tu dents the opportunity to access our resources more efficiently and allow inter• ested people to obtain current information abo ut United Council," said Michelle Diggles, President of Un ited Council. Th~ United Council of UW S~d~ts is the nation's oldes~ largest and most effective statewide students assooation, representing over 140,000 students at 24 UW campuses. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 29, issue 3, March 9, 2000 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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According to the agreement, both universities will exchange a few selected faculty members, one instructor and five students once a year. The faculty members will engage in teaching, science reo search, and exchange information on curriculum in the United States and Soviet Union for a three-week period. Parkside students will be able to spend ahouU5· days at the Georgian university. Local transportation, interpreters and tap pay will be furnished by the host institutions. It is an honor for Parkside to be involved with GTI because it is oneofthe largest universities in the Soviet Union; it's not one of the best, though. According to Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, "It is a channel of international understanding," asquotedin the Kenosha News. The Soviets believe that they can learn from us-not only science and technology but the feel Homeward Bound shelter to close by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Executive Director, Kathy Rippon, The decision to close the facility was a very dificult one." Unless financial commitrnents are received to enable ilSoperation through the remainder of the heating season, the shelter will close, and will not reopen. UW-Parkside student Eric Hall, who 'is the President of UWParkside's communication Club is contributing his service as well as others frOm the club by raising publil( awareness concerning this issue. "This is a valuable service," DUeiDlack of funds, Racine's Homeward Bound Shelter for homelesswomen and chiidren will closeon October 22, 1990 ... This wili leave thirty women and children homeless. "We are extremely concerned aboutthe fate of the many families Cillrentlyresiding at Homeward BOUnd, as well as the dozens of homelessfamilies turned away each month in our community," said said Hall about the Shelter. We need local and political support in putting pressure on people. More can be done. You can voice your support by calling the following numbers: Legislative Hotline 1-800-362-9696 Alderman 4th district Jim Rooney 632-33.54 Racine Mayor 636-9111 County Executive 636-3118 Head of Racine Counly Human Services, Bill Adams 636-367i , Left to right: Chancellor SheilaKaplan, Nodar V. Rostomashvili,Zaira Chkheidze,Teimoraz N.Japaridze,and Yice-ChancellorJohn Stockwell of democracy and American art and literature. Parkside'srelationship with GTI started wben the Racine Theatre Guild Performed in the Georgian Republic last year. As a result, Robert Canary, associatevice-chancellor, wbo is also a member of the Racine Theatre Guild, quickly made connections with GTI. Soon new faces on campus will be seeking friendship and venture into the world of democracy and capitalism. But that won't be all; university officials are eager to enlist other international universiKim Plache oUhe State Assem· bly 634-3948 Homeward Bound Homeless Shelter 633·3235 The shelter opened DIne months and bas served over 268 women.and children. The sbelter provides food, school supplies and clothes. Anyone who is interested in belping the shelter can call at 633·3235. Today at 12:30theCommunication Club will be meeting at Comm. Ant. 137 to address this issue. Anyone is welcomedtojoin. ties in the program. In two years time more programs will bestaned with universities in Nigeria. Southem Italy,SoudI America, and theCaribbean. StoekweIl feels that it will "Broaden our vision and internationalize our curriculum." However,someoftltestudenlS at Parkside are not al1that positive aboottheexchange. A 15-dayslay is simply notenough time to understand a totally different society. Besides, three weeks out of a year for research and information to be exchanged isjustas weak an intitale as one pending. Inside ... EditoriaL .Page 2 PSGA Report, Page 3 Devil's Advocate ...Page 3 Voice ofUW-P .•...Page 4 Gabe's Gab .Page 6 Coun. Comer Page 8 Sports. .Page 9 International .Page 13 EntertainmenL .Page 14 Oassifieds. .Page 20 ~ •••• ;0 ..... ...- , . .. ~. , . - October IQ§ -RaDaer-.Page-2-----.----~~E~d~it~o~ri~al.--} From the desk of the Editor Afterhavingreadabooktil1edTheCOnlenw!OwCharacter:ANew Vision of Race in America, which was a collection of ten essays by Dr. Shelby Steele, and a recent story in The Chronicle Of Higher Education, by a few thoughts ran through my mind. First of all, Dr. Steele made some Craig excellent points in his book. He stated that black students in college today • • are more likely to blame their problems on racism than he was as a black Slmpkms youth attending a segregated Chicago grade school in the 1950's. He goes on to say that by exaggerating theexrentto which they are actually victims of racism, black students grow up mistakenly viewing opportunity as something owed to them rather than something to be seized. Mr. Steele extols the virtues of self-help and personal responsibility as the best ways for blacks to succeed in the American mainstream. While racism and discrimination continue to exist, the prevailing black identity is often a greater obstacle to black progress. The identity is so tied to white racism and black victimization that itoftens inhibits blacks from taking advantage of opportunities America is now offering. The Ranger has recently been put between a rock and a hard place several times. Every week, staff members submit several stories, and students submit severalleuers to the editor for that week's newspaper, hoping that their stories or letters will be published. The Ranger has encouraged the submission of both, only to find itself in a situation were there's more copy than space. Most editors would love to be in this position. Well, a problem may arise wben astudent of color doesn't have their copy published. Usually, before asking, "why?", they assume that it is because they are a student of color that their story or letter wasn't published. We base placement of copy in the paper on two measures. First of all, a timely story will go in beforean untimely one. SeCond1y, students who write shon leuers to the editor or submit one for the first time will have priority over students who tum them in on a regular basis. I was approached by a student of color last week who requested to have his own column in the Ranger. I W85101dby !lOIDefaculty members a few weeks ago that ifwe have ooemore columnist in the paper, it will stan looking lite a literary guide. 1berefore, I had 10turn down this student' s request, who, by the way has been the fourth person I have turned down wbo wanted to write their own column. Does turning downa student of color mean I'm racist? Idon't think so. . .' Along the same lines, inquiries have been made recently about why their was more security at a function in which students of color were in the majority than at an event where non-minority students were in the majority. The campus police responded that they simply scheduled enough security for the number of people expected to attend each event, The 1990-91 editorial slllff of the Ranger is committed to fair representation of people of color on its staff and in the stories it prints. We believe we're living up to thatcornmitment and hope this editorial helps put things in perspective. Steele ends the foreward of his book with o~e statement; I will end this editorial with the same one and would like to see some dialog on campus about Steele's views: "Black people worry too much about white people. I think they make them too omnipotent in their mind." Letters to the Editor In a previous Ranger, an article discussed a project oncampus to include material on women of color in the curriculum. As a woman of color, I can't stress enough the imponance of changmg the curriculum to include women of color. This imponant step towards a better education will enlighten all races to a fuller understanding of today's society. I~eel it is very imponant for the women .of color, and also the men of color, 10understand where they bavebeen in the past in order to know where they areheadedin the future. People of color have been. blinded throughout their younger school days to what it meant to be aperson of color in today's society. They were taught they should get an education and a good job, but that isn 'talways the real story if you are a person of color. Our education was based on a traditional belief,:tIu!t was thewhite maieview . of the world. This view shielded mine and man Ie of color's knowledgeofwhattheirracernean to them and it still kept them I slaved, but this time mentallyenthe white world's way O[thou; 11 IS about ume for the universitiea throughout the north to get it fO, gether and add this pan of !he curriculum toOUfeducationai8lllll, Some umversities intheSoutb have always included malerial about women of color inthe~bas' educational knowledge. It ~~ shame that this knowledge washeid back from us for SO long, andI1O'lI it's just being offered in universi. ties. How about our ehil~ Hopefully ~lIIe day the studies01 people of color will also be l1lidressed to the indiyidualatanetlly stage ofleaming anddeveloPl1lell, and therefore, when they reachdie college level of learning theirbeliefs and knowledge will be less racist Yes, this is another slep Illwards freedom for the races 01 color. Maybe DOW the "Dream' continued on 4 ·i~~i~~r§itYC.~fWi§¢~)~siI\-parkside )i.·c•..;\,)·,·.·.··c ••"<~~gger .c···.·'.<•• ;.c'·« c.M~;"I>e;:~flhe.A.SlioCii1lecl Collegiate Press StibsCiiP!ion r8te fcir one year ;s$5:oo. Please address all CClI1llSpondonce til: 'Ranger UW-Parkside . Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha, WI C53141·2000 ; ..> Ed"<iriaIOlfi~(414 )553-2287 ••.Busine~ 9f'i<;~(414) 553'2295 ~a~ 0 The Devil's Advocate pinion ~ Any question has a logi:cal answer by Donald R. Andrewski Sincethe beginning of the semesterIhave asked a lot of questions.Some were-asked in all seriousness;others were rhetorical, intended forcomedic effect. Other people have also asked a lot of questionsor made statements that fall intoboth of these categories. Inihisissue,lwish to address these questionsfrom the perspective of tbeDevil'sAdvocate. Questionl: "Why is it when a younguuvenile) brother pulls out a fewhundred dollars he's selling . drugs?" Answer: When someone is holdinga wad of money,'] don't think of drug money because its none of my business 'how that pUsangot that money. So I don't care. Realistically speaking, I'm havinga hard time remembering a limewhen I had a few hundred dollars cash in my hand at anyone moment. So if a young juvenile flashes·aroll of dough big enough to choke a horse, I am keenly interested in taking over his paper route or job at McDonald's! But drugs? Naaaah! Question 2: "If a carload of black men were to ride through the suburbs the neighbors would become hysterical," Answer: Neighborsareprone to watch out for each other., and that includes being suspicious about anyone that thpy do not know. I have driven through the "burbs" with a carload of my buddies and were also 'viewed with suspicion by the neighbors. A phone call later, and the police are there to escort us to the burb limits. So it's not just a "black" thing. Question 3: "And what about when a black wants a new car; the dealer 'always offers a Cadillac." Here's a hint. First of all, when a person wants a new car and waltzes into a Cadillac dealership, the salesperson would be hard pressed to sell that person a Yugo! Secondly, a salesperson makes his! her wages by selling cars. The more expensive the car, the larger their commission check. Simpleas that! Now which car would the salesperson be wise to offer? The next set of questions stems from-au article printed in.tne UWMPost Ianswerthemherebecause I believe these questions are relevant to students of UW-P .. Question 4: "How can the Post claim to support free speech and you can't say #@*&%"?(The writer made several references to maternally incestuous people and the actions in which they engage.) I hear this question a lot. Really now, we are college students, not some sophomoric pottymouthed punks hiding behind the schoolhouse. Most of us outgrew this stage decades ago, and it's unfortunate that people still consider this as a viable means of communication. 'Nuff said! Question 5: "Why does the Post accept advertising for the terrorist organization, the U.S. Army, whose only function is to prop up Arab Dictatorships?" Paradoxical, is it not? This person has the freedom to say this, courtesy of the U.S. Army that lost a lot of personnel defending the nation and the constitution that ensures that right. I saw a sign that said it all: "To those who fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know". Question 6: "Why do they (U.S. Army) support the fascist Range.:, P.a2e 3 South African government in its aggression against the anti-apartheid forces in Angola?" I doubt that this individual really knows the whole story·about Angola. His question soundslike a verbatim parrotting of Marxist literature. Here's a historical review. In 1979 (how old were you then?) the Portugese government granted independence to Angola, a former colony. Jonas Savimbi, the black leader of a rebel group fighting for independence, was elected as president in the only free election in Angolan history. True to form, the Soviets and their puppet terrorist stormtroops from Cuba joined up with the Marxist MPLA, still tasting sour grapes from having lost theelection. These gangsters seized power, driving Savimbiand his people into the jungle. For the past decade, Savimbi has fought to regain the leadership of Angola thatrighlfully belongs to him by the mandate of the people. To date, his forces now control over a third of the country. Angola has been a gold mine for Fidel. Cuba makes several million dollars per year renting out its troops to prop up the morally and fmancial1y bankrupt puppetregime in Angola. In response to criticism of his capitalistic mercenary behavior ,comrade Fidel has histroopS take Angolan citizenship so that he can sleep with a clear conscience by saying therearenoCuban troopS there. The fact that these troopS are still born,raised, trained, equipped, and shipped front CUbameans little to him and those that support him. Sadly enough, a lot of people are turning on Savimbi and his legally elected government simply because Nelson Mandela went on record in favor of his buddy Fidel. So answer my questions; Arab dictatorships? U.S. Army terrorists? Is the writer opposed 10 terrorists and dictatorships, or only those that do not agree with him? When is a dictatorship not a dictatorship? When is terraism not terrorism? Do you really believe in freedom of speech? Where was your defense for racists and sexists? Whether you like it or not, the system either works for all, or it doesn't workatal\! Ifyou disagree, gotaiktocomradeFidel. You'llbe on a boat to Angola faster than you can shake an AK-47. Funny thing is, you won't have a choice or anything to say about it Now let's talk about freedom! Parkside Student Government Association Why weren't you there? by George Yee PSGA Senator Political Awareness Week, October1-5 went very well, consideringthat there was a major lack of student participation and supJlOrt, The two candidates running inthegovernor'sraceeven attended. State Representative Tom Loftus washere and gave a speech on his platform. Governor Tommy Thompson was here but on a differentmatter, however he did walk the halls and said "hi" to some of thestudents. It 'stoo bad that only a handful of studen\S actually attended the events. This just shows' how unimportant our public officials are to the public. It'S only whenthey do something illegal or PBssmore taxes that we care. ThePoliticai Awareness Week attracted many local and state poIitical leaders: Mayor Patrick Moran from .Kenosha, Mayor N. Owen Davis from Racine, Senator Joseph Strohl and his opponent George Petak, Representative James Ladwig and his opponent Robert Beezat, just to name a few. Oneof our own teachers from OWParkside, Barbara AspinwallGittings, spoke'l?n the tWO-party system and the differences between them. . There are two reason why the Political Awareness Week was a success: I. Chris Daniel, VicePresident of PSGA. 2. Brenda Wilson, Vice-President of SOC. They dida great job in getting allof these politicians together and organizing the events. It'S quite an accomplishment..and I congratulate them forall theirtire-sOme work and efforts. James Caspers a~d Darnell Jones were also a major help to the committee, and a thanks to all the volunteers that helped sign people up for voter registration. The lack of attendance by the student body did not create a good image for UW -parkside, and I feel embarraSsed when only five people show up to an event. Events like this are for the benefit of the students; achieving knowledge ismore than just read~ng books; you must be involved to gain experience and knowledge. There are a few more things to do in college than reading, studying and partying. The Political Awareness Week overall was a success, but the low point was the lack of student involvement. It'S too bad, becaUse events like this don't happeD every week, and you have no right to complain that you were not given the opportUnity to participate. Senate meeting minutes OCTOBER 12, 1990 Roll call Senators: EJensen, JJensen, T.Jensen, Jude(L), Olson, Riccio(U), Rosier, Sikora, Yee, Nephew, Lindblom Executive Branch: Bill Homer, Chris Daniel, Maggie Frymire Motion Sikora/Lindblom 10112/90 : I To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Passes S.(}.() Report of the President (Homer) -President dissatisfied with the progress of the Election Committee. Report of the Vicc.-President (Daniel) MotionJudeJ()lson 10/12/90:2 To approve the allocation of $346.55 for the U.C. trip in Madison. -$155.75 for food -$16.00 for car rental -$52.80 for mileage -$122.00 for two hote1 rooms PassesS-G-1 Report of the President of ProTempore (Nephew) -Informed the senate that he is not running for this position next term. Report of United Council -Minority Actions Council (Written report) Committee meetings for the following week: -SUFAC:Fri. 3:00 pm in Union 209 -Committee 011 Teaching: 101181 90 at 9:30 am in Moln 0131 -Committee on Campus Envir: 101 19/90 at 9:00 am in Moln D 131 New Business: -Motion JJensen/Sikora 10112,190 :3 To make a lost and found box located in the PSGA office. <Division Called> Fails 4-3-3 -Motion T Jensen/Sikora 10/12,190 :4 To Suspend the Rules. <Division Called> Fails 5-5-1 Motion EJensenlRosier 10112,190 :5 To adjourn the meeting. Passes I().O'O Adjourned ': "---Op=---=-lDlO --:-0o-n-:----} ()Clllber1a.1~ ii;i;. ~, .. C4 =======1 l "Do you think you can ~v?~,in oice of the condition youare l~.. . Week students participated In an experi• .d (During BACCHUS Alcohol Awareness used t~ check their alcoh~llevel) Parksi e ment in which a breathalyzer was Greg Liegel 5 beers in less than 30 minu , . Blood alcohol at m Ted McIntyre 5 beers in less than 30 minutes Blood alcohol at .07% "No, I never drink and drive. " .1 "Yes, I could makeu" Debra DeVoyst Less than 2 beers in 30 minutes Blood alcohol at ,05 "I consider myself unable to drive. I don't consider driving in these conditions." Diane Jensen 2 beers in less than 30 minutes. Blood alcohol at .01 "No, I've had enough to the point where I wouldn't trust myself to drive. " Editorial Policy spaced, and 350 words or less. All Letters to the editor 1eUers must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withbeld upon request The Ranger reserves the right lOeditlettasandtefusethosewhich ate false and/or defamatory. Deadline for a111eUers and classified ads is Monday 8110an for publication on ThUrsday. zalion Council sponsoredtided "Political Awareness Week 19911," There were events ranging !loD listening 10 political figures,such as Senator Joseph Strohl, Rep!l" sentative Peter Barca, MayOll Owen Davies (Racine) and Pl , Moran (Kenosha) and odlers. ~l voterregisl1ationdrive.11l~d have been an excellentoJl!lOlUlitY to express oneself to dtose wIo make the rules and reguWiOBS ~ which we as citizens mustabideTo alleviate any doubl,llIllll add that my complaint is notllliY .directed toward SludelllS,buI W facultyandstaffperSOllsonca:: yet, Irecall the auendallCe 0 one staffperson 10the ev~~ . Does this lack ofparue~ signify diat the facultY~~I students of UW~P8fkside '1icS. negative percepuon of poIi _ this great democratIC couOIlY which we live? W~lweas::: as people li~1Dg In dll;feetilli1 society,be able to ~~ change or improve the ~ ills of society by no ",, ,see LetW-s, . Continued from page 2 will continue 10 move toward becoming a reality. Maybe now the real meaning of "Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last" will become a goal for aU races to achieve. A curriculum to includewomenofcolpr ... huh,weU, maybe thete is hope for the future women and men of color. Terri Lambert·Jones roofing tar. Speaking of roofing tar, have you tried working out at the gym this week? If you can ,make it longer than.thirty minutes without becoming nauseated and dizzy, congratulations! With all this, we get defensive when other institutions say that we're assbackwards around here. Ifthe shoe fits ... Published every Thursday duriD& dle ........... ic year, the Ranger does IlOI pubIisb duriDg breaks or holidays. TheRupr ispublisbM solely by the studenl! ofUW -Parkside, who ate respoosibIe for its edilOria1 policy and COIItenL Leoen 10theediblr wiD ooIy be accepted ifthey ate typed, doubled Curt M. Shircel To the Editor: WhydOpeopleattendeoUege? Besides the obvious reason forattendingcollege such as 10learn and to mature educationally, there is to socialize, to experience that which we all will experience once we're out: of college. One way of experiencing thesocialization that might take place in the real world while'· here in college is by getting invovlved or being vocal, be it as a student leader, member, or spectator. This past week there was a week of events that the UW- 'Parkside Student Govennent As- , sociation and the Student Orl';aniBuying a car? To the Editor:, ' Last week's column written by David Doherty isan absolute and complete lie. Ican't believe what he wrote about the excessive chlorine being added to the pootwhich is going to cost this instibJbJODa lot of money. 1mean nobody could be that stupid as to add that much chlorine, could they? Especially here! We're better than that. This is a fine institution where the professor's lectures have to compete with manar drills, where the most common place to sbJdy has a. wonderful8imosphete thatincludes a temperature warm enough to melt Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library and pricing service! s...u.rll1l UW-l'IUIaiik ...,,10_ and mMh_ (ii) Tallent Hall- Room 286 ~ 553-2150 9:30-4:00 ~ � .• , •• " " ..... ' 1Ii".·.j .-'J :i , ., If .... - ........ f .. • .. • .. •.• '0" .-,;. ...... - ... ~1~1~ ' '''r ··..~p~t~igQt I Sandra Riese, Director of SlUdem Health Services, examines a student UW-Parkside Student Health Services by Toe! McCarthy Copy Editor StudentHealth Services meets a varietyof needs for students at UniversityofWisconsin-Parkside. Theyare directly involved in bOth activeand promotional campaigns IofOSleroptimumperl"ormanceand maximumhealth for all students. 1'heyare ahealth clinic, and as SUCh,they administer to the needs oflbe injured, provide strep throat screenings,check blood pressure, remove stitches; and practice other firstaid techniques. Though they ~ aseparate entity supported by UFAC funding, yOOy can also ~ students to Southeastern • 'I' IlyPractice Center ,located at allentHall. Southeastern is paid a yearly fee to provide services to students,so much of the time, the' referred service may be free, if ~Channels are used. Though tUdentHealth Services can also ref~r to other hospitals, the services rendered by those organizations are usually billed to the recipient of the service. AcCording to Sandra Riese, Director of Student Health Services, they can dispense over-thecounter medication. offer birth control and family planning information, and will provide contraceptivesforanominalcharge. Birth control pills must be prescribed by a physician. They also offer pregnlll1cy testing. and a treatment and referral service for students suffering from, or suspecting that they have cOntracted, a sexually transmitted disease. CoordiDation of health insurance planS is also conducted by Student Health Services. Special planSareavailabieforinternational students. as well as the more standard format offered to the general studentbody. FormsneeessaJYfor application are available in their office, located in Molinaro D1I5. It is advised that all students have some form of insurance coverage, Whether through parents or family, or by purchaseofan individual policy. . UW-Parkside is attempting to accommodate a growing population of disabled students. This year, we have approximately six students with severe mobility difficulties, as weIl as many slUdentswith other types of disabilities, such as arthritis or dyslexia. SlUdent Health Services helps to provide for transportation arrangements within the school when neeessaJY, and continually tries to assist disabled students hoping to enter the mainstream of campus activitY. Student Health Services also coordinates its activities and services with the counseling staff, Director of Residence Life. and Director of Student.Life to meet psychological needs. as weIl as those of a physical nature. They 'have also nsofed blood drives, Wellness Week, and educational activities, such as National CollegiateAIcoholAwarenessWeek,of which they are a co-sponsor throughout this week. Last year. they initiated a weight loss pr0- gram, and this year, working with Phy. Ed., have assisted in establishinganaerobicsclass. The class is held three days a week from 4:30-5:30 in the Phy. Ed. building. Student Health Services isaIso trying to develop a Peer Educator Program to meet needs of students afflicted with alcohol, drug, and AIDS-related problems. The staff is envisioned to he comprised of students whose other responsibilities will be to help deal with crises of sexuality, rape, and obsessive relationships. Student Health Services also hopes to see the formation of a student advisory group to help them set priorities to more efficiently utilize the services1hey provide and make them more visible to the student lation. Ranier Pboro by Todd Goers Though they had 3,572 contacts wilh students this past year. and dealt with approximately twenty-five percent of the students on campus, Student Health Services is trying to reach even more students in need of help. They presently have two Registered Nursesanda secretary on staff, and are in the process of interviewing prospeclS for the position of Substance Abuse Coordinator. Localed in Molinaro D115. they are open from 8 am-4 :30 pm Monday through Friday, in addition to exIended hours to 6:30 pm on MondayandThwsday. Their telephone number is 553-2366. If you have a heallh-related problem. or if you suspect a problem may exist, don't hesitate to contact SlIIdent Health Services. They're ready and willing to I!elp you to have the most healthful. positive experience possible at. UW-Parkside. ~~:: r Opinion Procrastination and the one-eyed monster in my living room . <' made Iwas outside that has a permanent plac . 51Udeat? WeD. Mr. I'D-do-it-!O- procraslinate with a Capital "P". blue roam It ~ . Hi . e m my monow,lDmOC'JOW'sbere!(ietyouf andanexclamationpoinLIsUppose· scientifically studymg the.aerod~- heart, d soodcour~~e.ren~uy,andaIl tuekus in mocion before a grade they wake up andsay,''Today,l'm namicpropertiesofthenelghbo~ s aroun. g cluzenshipmadellle bootchcws itom" WeU.lhaven't goingtoProcrastinare! Honey,caD garage shingles. It had to be pam- w?rshIPtJ.te~undthatheWaiked. been Iislening 10 my belIer jodg_ the chauffeur and have him fire up fully obvious to my paren~ that HIS true idenuty ,;as millionaire ment,and IlOWmy life resembles a the jet boat," Unfortunarely. the they.needed to do somethl?g 10 B.ruceWayne,butlllaiwaysknow bid movie version of "Sampson rest of us cannot afford to pro- waste my time less destrucuvely. hlmasBaun~n.Man,dldllovelhat and Delilah". The coliseum is crastinare with class, and we are So, they plunked me down in front show.Whenltwas40'c1ock,th~ currently aashing about my head. forced to indulge in Ielevision. ofthebrainsuckingboxin the front was only one place you couldfind Most people understand that Television. Yuck. Just the thought room. Big mistake. I marvelled at me, glued!O the boob-tuhe. Batman Tick-Tocl<, Mr. KInta! Tick- t/lereisanantowastingtime.How of the wordconjl!fe8 up images of the life of Mike and carol B~dy, was the King of the UHF airwaves Tock! Tunes-a-wastin. and your developed your an is, is dependent Gopher on the "Love Boat". - and their six very groovy kids. I from 4 until 5:30. I still lovelhat walChin' football! Tsltl TsIt! Tsk! on how much money you have. I'll be the first to admit ~t I expounded on the phllOso~hy of show to~hls day.1understand Why. Procrastination is like a snake, People like Sam Johnson, of S.C. am a child of the T.V. My parental the Three Stooges. and the Wisdom I like this show so much. It's be· If you're not careful, it will bite Johnson Wax, are probably the units used it very effectively to ofSpanky. Darla and Alfalfa. I was cause Ba.unan was the Leonardo you. Yes folks, it's that timeof year Picassos of procrastination. They calm the young beast that was into awed by the wit of th~ Monkees. Da Vmc~ of Procrastination. He again! It's the time when time canaff~dthingslikeboats,planes, everything in the house. I can't say and every other contrivance t~t had all this co.o l stuffthatheOOUld catches up. 'The time when old and their own golf course. Obvi- that Iblame them. When I wasn't the screen writers came up With. run around With, but, since he was Father Tune walks up and bonks ously, this doesn't mean that they throwing entire cans of Sani-F!ush While I might forget the rest in millionaire Bruce Wayne,hedidn't you on the bean with a large ham- wasre their time; it just means that into the lOilettocheck out the neat time, there is one boyhood hero See Gabe's Gab a mer, and says, "Hey, Stupid. Yes, they have some nice tools for ,p ge7 ~i':::~=~=I",~",:=I:.;~:.:m~::;:=on:::~=:.:.::::::,~::he='::l~~::.--,~!::o~;.::~i~:~~g~r~~i:~f~~::::::r~t~~:~~hi~d~~::..~~ge~ly!.~~·~:~:~ Daymare .., ········c. "'ii·C;.·~·Aii BUY -5 ELL -TRA D E For~/~u:;is~:'~; w~~ere,asSiglledt6i~~~;'S~li-~ei~~~e;;~~~~i~~~~ld~;~~~II.I hadput ?ff reading the essay until very late one night, Beforelbegan, I Pllg;~dthrtlugh the !Daterial to get an ideaof NEW & USED SPORTS EQUIPMENT Its length and how sore my back and neck were going to be afterabsorbingthetext. .. Afrerpaging through th~ essay, I determined thatl would mosllikelyfall asleep to awake with backwards black pnnt tr3?sferred to myfaceand forehead. However, I began toc(ll1ce~lnlte on the multitude of tinylellers that were stanng back at m~~ ... ..... ... ......\ ... .....Well, throughthe~ssaY,Ueu.nd that I was stillinterestedin the'ti,iith~thad ~n written over a century ago. I was completely Immersed 10 what Emersonhad wntten. He.was telling me 10 ignore society and be a complete mdlVldual".He S31dthat what other people think dqesn'lmatter andJhat I should do what I want Ana II people nusun<lerstand me,that's oleay. . . . . ... . ...... .... .. .. The next [];J'yIwent II>Eng;lish claSs and found my professor's lectUre Intensely interesting as he delved 1OtoEmerso? s essay. At that time Iexamined my life and foundthat Iwasn'.t happy or satisfied. I decided 10 take drasuc measures 10 remedy my situation. . I rush~ inin the Studenl RecordsOffice and quickly filled out anad\l!drop form. Ihanded the slipto the woman be~md the coun~rands~~T~gy~ ~l:>f !Dyclas~fronnnYS<ihedule. A sense of freedom swept i through ~e.;IexP'7~}tlRJlellc9Tfl:>rt1pg;R!i~@J~ling,\V!tenirl· U1ith .it.waSactuaIly frightening . to'~ ~~t'a~ehaIj~ay;~~?g;~!.~clclrfl!a;~&!iVfltlliBa~I~?mg·~~%r?'*?t~~PI~'!lYOffreetime i •....,....••.•...... ted, di~ntI.,I'o'fasJ~ 'o'fliJitlj~~gp;orOf~~Jl\i!!lZatlon; lwguldhil"eto get a 'ob! ~T~._.l_I(\if I started calling around looki·· ~ .··k/· ~eWJ!taaIready reallZed,I had.to getaJob. an ad in the pa.·.per.····fro...· m·.a·..···...•. .nn.··.··.···.· •..·-.· ..·.··.·.·.' .. ·.•· .•.8g;..'ood'. O . ..e ..,,,.~ng g .f.s'!;o.r.. store . J".•...•.. l)e;lI' u.Jl..di..m)lhouseld .·d·d >... ·.dri...•.;t~~y~.an.••·...Yl~c~:;j;he ;;~~.iii.iY.l.~aS.d.e;;p;,l'ate.1 ,. ,saw The few moments thatl·····.···· .t!.tfu\ ......••. ,...................•........ ;.>.~!,~.tqrun m.and.grabanappbcanon. own ageimd·old~r wortd~~~~~Sil~k&~I;~'WR6I;~t~~e?~~B1i,ryJjii ••W~T09'i)ISli'" pe,oplemy freedom, no sense of bliss' what lsa·...."tilfit' ..•••.......~PWtR~~hPfth~lf facesil saw no uace of .we are ts refleded fremont ..,i~ffl:)T~~~!WII~~.":or~!!~!Ichailgedlmmensel)l>Hesatd ::'$:!~£~~~it1ta~~.: thaIwho to~dft!~6,~~~oujd ~~~i\~~K'¥ihi'ii~kbr~~i!i!r~tP~~fl1'¥·'i?§§~~.l:>Tlh~~P!~*e~;;d;untel. He Afrer saymg gOpd,bye; [bungihiili;tI~!1 mad~iji¢nght!leclSlon, .. ..'.... ?~~~#.A~: by Gabe Kluka BASEBALL BASKETBALL FOOTBALL SOCCER HOCKEY TENNIS GOLF VOLLEYBALL BOWLING FISHING SKATING CAMPING SKIING BIKES } October 18,I~ 8020 Durand Ave. (Comer ofHWY.ll & Willow Rd.) Phone: 886-4949 .. � 18,1990 • OpinIon''': H -.~ - ] -=RaD=ger=,Page~7 co~munity members nutritionally insecure !low many. nmes ~ave. ~ou yourpangsofhunger. ~oundseasy people find themselves just barely simple enough. Next lime you run in each of Parkside's buildings. iived !hisscenano? You re sunng enough, but for a gr.ow~n~number able to cover shelter and utility toyour local storetoeureamunchie They are for FOOD ONLY please ~claSSlIIldyouhearalo~rumble o!ourlocalpopulauontllSnolthat expenses. The result of this is auack, pick up a non-perishable usethemassuch,thankyou.~get COU!iPgfrom yourabdommal area. slmt>le.. ". . usually foregoing a meal or two a item to donare or forego a soda off your cans and bring them in! YllJIfaceturnS red and you find . While the cost of.Iiving has day in order to try to feed their occasionally and buy a can good Sara J:.emmon:I' Walley yourse!flookingat the clock to see Increased, wages have ·not risen children decently. Local foodpan- fora familyinneed. Thismightnot WargoIet, Maggie Frymue. bOWllIuchmoretime.islefto~c1ass proponionally. ~eresultofthisis tries can only do so much because sound like much, but if half of FOOD FOR FAMlLIES COMtillyoucansilencethlsbeasllnSlde the new.wo.rkl~g poor. These this s.ituation is growing at an Parkside's popu~tion did this we MlTrEE of you. hardworking individuals make too alarming rare. could help all~vlare a shameful When class is over you muchtobeeligibleforfoodstamps Right about this time, hope- situationinourlocalcommunities. speedily approachthe nearest cof- and not enough to be able to afford fully you are asking what you can Containers for donated food items lee shop or cafeteria to remedy three square meals daily. These' do to help. The solution seems will be the shopping carts located Gabe's Gab CoI\linued from page 6 bave 1O)VOrk. Hell, he didn't even bare ~ wash his underwear, be- , cause Alfred would do it for him. 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Grea!est demand is for people with biology, chemIstry, math, education and agriculture backgrounds .. Put your degree to work where it will do a world of good, Repser. ~-~~deSNdentUn~n Oct. 18 & 19 (Thurs. & Fri.) 9a.m.-3p.m. Student U~ - Rrn. lBA Oct. 19 <fri.) 12 noon Fr.. Vldeo: lnIo Inle.vlews: U. S. Peace Corps 800-328-8282 by Jim Newcomb that bigotry in any form is disgusting, and that anyone who engages in bigotry should be prepared to suffer the consequences (like a punch in the nose). I also believe that individuals who engage in prejudicial practices are wholly and completely ignorant, and that those individuals should be treated like the idiots they are. Ifurther believe that the state cannot and should not legislate ~orality or our freedom of speech tn any way. This includes banning slurs, because they are also protected under tho. Constitution. Freedom is not all sweetness and light Even freedom has a nasty side to it . Prejudices are destroyed through education and interaction not by making them illegal. ' The strangest part about this whole mess is that itcomesou1of the uw system- traditionalylibel1l with a long record of proteeu.. Individual rights. Now, it seems that they would do awaywith OIl rights altogether. Iunderstand why theyimplemented the rule, but itiss badruJt. If someone is ignorant ofs0mething, you should educatedJelI, not punish them. I do nothOld I soft spot for bigots; aclually',l~ them but I do love my nglt exp~ssion. Iamjust,.,en:: be ignorant as Iam to be ened, aJlJI' Remember, if yOU • someonelOtamperwithyour~ you are allowing theffi~ " . those rights. our, dIIII fragile enough, don t weake'lf#- any further. Or,asihesayt~, "ifit ain't broke, doIl't fIXtl. r ._.--- 1 . ;-~ I SPORTS • SECTlONB THURSDAY, OCfOBER 18, 1990 SECfIONB Rangers keep Judson #10 UW,.Parkside proves rankings by beating # 11 ByJEFFLEMMERMANN Sports Editor The UW -Parkside Rangers, the NAJA's tenth ranked team, made a point for the ballot casters in their 2-1 victory over eleventh- ranked Judson College. Playing on turf which went from yielding to sloppy over the course of the match, the teams played to a scoreless first half. . Senior goalkeeper. Armando Carlo, made the biggest play of the half, stopping aJudson penalty kick at the 44:30 mark to preserve the deadlock. Neitherteam wasable to break the scoring drought until the 35:00 mark in the second half. Nick Herner and Dennis Nerada hooked up to free Jens Hansen for the first goal of the game in what turned into a mud bath by that time. With 29:45 left, UW-Parkside extended its lead, as Chris Ryan converted a penalty kick after Bob Rogers was tripped in the box. That goal proved to be an important one, as Judson went to the offensive. With just under 20 minutes remaining, Carlo's shutout was gone as Sakie Brown converted from the up corner for the Eagles. The Eagle's continued their assault, but Carlo and the Ranger defense was up to the task, holding off Judson and retaining a 2-1 victory . •Armando was sensational in goal today: said coach Rick Kilps. 'We started strong as a team today, but asthe field degenerated, sodid we. Judson isa very good team. Our bigger game experience was a factor today. ",.,,,,,,.,, Carlo's record moved to 7-0, and his six saves .T"''''''''OANGU gave him his second shutout of the year. Mike Ryan helped the Rangers break-up a pass. Paulson ste~~the~~~dis~~~~er!~~nt By TED- MciNTYRE cussed his alternatives," Slated to Whitewater and won its match Asst Sports Editor Dannehl. Paulson stressed that against the Lady Hawks. • Dannehl was very helpful in his Over the weekend, Paulson decision and made clear that his sent a leuer to senior C~Captiain Unexpectedly and in the leave was not a result of interde- Colleen Ryan. Monday, Ryan read middleofthesea8Oll, Terry Paulson partn!ental conflict. the Ieuerto therestofthesquad.lin took a leave of absence from They decided that a leave of it Paulson encouraged the te8JD to Volleyball's head coaching posi- absence was the best possible play hard and recalled some of his uon leavmg his team Witha ilnrd of choice. The next day, Wednesday, more fond memories of the season. its matches yet to playas they.pre- Dannehl met with Assistant Ath· "We were all surprised he pare for post season compeUuon. letic Director and Softball Coach (Paulson) did not give us any indiIn the thick of his eighth year Linda Draft Dannehl asked Draft cation ofit (Ihe leave): said junior as head coach, Paulson cfecided to ifshe wouldtakeoverthecoaching Karen Strobl. give up the restof the season re- spot for Paulson. Draft agreed to Responding to whether or not guesting irnmedlll\r dismissal for coach the team for the remamderof he was surprised by Paulson's ac- , personal reasons. the 90 season on an interim basis. lions, Dannehl answered, "Yes and "I took the leave of absence PriortoWednesday'spractice no. Terry has been doing so much for personal reasons," stated session, Paulson gathered liis tearn lately that 1thought he mIght have Paulson in a phone conversauon. and told them, in private, that he to slow down." "Right now I think the irnponant would no longer be their head "Terry II.robably will not be thing is that. everyone (Paulson, coach. He wished them luck on coming back, said Dannehl. "We athletic admlDlstraUOn, and the their season and told them to work would "like nothing beuer than to team) moves on." hard for the remainder of it "None hire a new full-time coach." TuesdaY October 9, Paulson of us knew why or what happened. New coach Linda Draft will met with Athletic Director V>fayne he just toldJlS he.w~ no! coaching need to quickly learn ber team and Dannehl. He wanted ~. ~scuss anymore, said junior Lara what their strengths and weakwith Dannehl the P9SslblliUes of Nlecku1aofbercoachesunexpected nesses are. Draft was Parkside's his either resigning from the POSI- del'l1!!Ufe. first Volleyball coach in 1977 and tion or laking a leave of absence. Thursday, after one day of left in 82 whenPauJson was hired. defense has ess in Rick Year &~=, 1989 ~;':':.""'~-h...~~ 1988 1987 1986 1985 1984 Win % .783 .571 .708 .619 .667 .636 -------~_.__ .--------------~ --------------------- .669 Totals 156 .692 1990 12 • In place with 20 charity tosses a piece. In the bowling competition, Lemmermann -eased his way to victory with a 180, well below his' average. Lance Schmidt t~ok second with'a 160 and Tremelbng rolled a 159 for third place. . The badminton competition featured a 18 man single elimination tournament with Joel Dutton defeating Ron Bills in the championship match. "This event offered the most intense head.to-head competition of the day," stated Lemmermann, who losn5·13 in the semi-fmals to Dutton. .' , Wessley pl1nWd, passed and ki<:ked his way to first place in the football competition. Wessley punted 64 yards, passed 63 yards and kicked 43 yards for a total for a total ofl70 yards. Lemmermann finished second with 157 yardsand Jim Bezotte placed third with 145. Slippery conditions made this event very interesting, several participants took "diggers" during the evenL The swimming competition saw Wessley capture his second event of the day.· Wessley swam the 50 meter course in 34.91 seconds,betteringMikeRohiandTom Keefer by 2 seconds. Mike Rohl sped around Inner Loop Road in 2:17.33 to easily By LEN ANHOLD By Sports Writer DAVID IXH1UY Col_1st A few weeks.., I wrote about the lack 01 swdeat support at uwPukside athletic events. Well this is Homecoming week at UW -Parl<side IIId this is your cbInce 10prove 10 the athle1eS at school that you really do care. Did lDyolIe IllCIId the voIIey1lll1 game last night against Milwaukee? All ri&Jtt. Even I'U admit that the Homecoming feslivities at UWPukside Ire not the most exciting thing in the world. In fact, try as I did last re-,I have 10admit that I had a hard time geuing inlOthe Homecoming spirit. It would have been a lot easier if more SlUdents seemed inlaesttd. There really are a lot of events going on around school this week. If you are not in the Hoomeoomingspirit ii's your own faulL Hey, it's not too !lie 10 get invo1vedl There is a dIDce Friday night and a soccer game apinIt SL Norben on SatunIay. That's ri&Jtt. Fer tboIe of you that didn'tlalow it,Partside does not have a footNU _. Here, at UW -Partside,the Homecoming game is a _gameplaye8at 1:30 this Saturday. So insteadofsitling around on your bull 011 Saturday, go out 10 the soccer bowl and enjoy a good game. Fer those of you who really want 10 get crazy you can even attend the Fiflb Annual Partside Invitaliona1 at the cross country course before the game. Beth the men's and women's teams will be competing against some of the finest IUIlIlefS in the Midwest and they could really use your support. TIle meet will begin at 12:00 and will end in lime for you toattend die_game. Ulll'oilli~y, the women's voUeybe1I team will be compeling in MiIIIIeI'U this weetend. so if you're a voUey1lll1fan, it looks like you're going IIIhave to make a road trip. If you are not in the mood for that, the least you could do is attend their next lIome game on October 31, at 7:00 illthe Phy. Ed. building. Hom r cmUng at Partside bas the potential to be a lot of fun, but it is only as IIlIICb fun as you make it.I'm sure, withjusta littieeffort you could have a great lime for the rest of this week. If you make the effort, but do not hive a good lime, youca write. letter to the editor next week and rip D1e!!8l= . By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer The women's cross COWltry team may be rIDding out how good they can become. UW -Parl<side took their 114 ranking in the NAJA poUs 10 UW-LaCrosse this past weekend to face 25 other teams from the Dakota~s, Iowa, Minnesota and Wisconsin. Jenny Clark and Trieia Breu ran personal bests inthe rU1tand second spots and the third tbru 1eIIthrunnen were aU at their best limes, under their season best, or within 10 seconds of their besL The second place fmisb ran their season record to 74-8. Jenny Clark ended Tricia Breu's stronbold on the III team spot by running her best lime ever. Coach DeWitt knows be bas a lot Jeff Lemmermann dominated the focldof26 and scored 50 out of a possible 60 points to capture the Iitleatthe Istannual UW-Parl<side SuperstarS Competilion. Mike Robl and Scott Wessley paced the rest of the field with 23 and 22 points respectively. Rohl took firsrin one event and Wessley grabbed 1st in two events. Jim Koch, Parl<side's Iatramural direclor and creator of the Superstars contest, was very pleased with the competilion in this the innagural year. "We had 26 participants, which is probaly the most ever that have participated in a one day intramural event at Parkside." Friday's four hour affair saw athletes competing in six of nine events, with the top six finishers in each event receiving points. Ten for the winner, eight for the runnerup, six for third, four for fourth, and two for sixth. The points were then totaled todetermineParkside' s best athletes. Complete results ill Scoreboard Page 3B Jeff Lemmermann began his assault on the field by recording a first place finish in the golfing competition. Three shots were made from 50 yards, with the 6 closest shots by each participam taking home points. Lemmermann placed his Titleist 2 '7" from thepin (he missed the birdie putt) for a 1st place finish, Eric Jorczak dropped his 4' froin the pin for second and Joe Munoz took third, 4'5" away. Lemmermann continued his dominance by nailing 21 out of 25 free throws in the basketball competition. Robert Brielmaier and Keith Casper tied for second place. DeWitt felt his team ran a consistent and even race. The team kept moving up little by little at each of themilemarks. UW·Parksidewent from 124 points at the mile to 106 at the two mile and passed 10 more runners to finish with 96 points. Coach DeWitt is still looking for someone took take a hold on the teams 5th spot and close the gap on the lop 4 which was at :30 seconds . on Saturday. With this big confidence builder behind them they are right on schedule for Natiollals, which" are only 5 weeks away. Potential All-Stars bring deptA, title hopes to Bulls By JIM N'..WfMJ Columnist The Chicago Bulls have begun their pre· season, and they looklitt they j~st might win the NJilA Championship this year. . Wltlt the addition of Cliff Levingston and Dennis Hopson the Bulls have gamed something they have needed for theJast few years,depth, Last year, Bulls starters had to scrape and claw through longer·thall· average p~aying minutes to stay in contenlion. This year, theycan resL Last year, the bench was average atbesL This year, with 2 newporential AlI·Stars on the bench, even Superstar Michael Jordan will get a mo: h deserved rest. What to look for this season: The Bulls new personnel promiserresh legged starters and a "deeper" bench. With the addilion ofLevingslOnWll H~psonalSO comes rebounding, an area the Bulls needed improvementm, Michael Jordan, the Bulls resident super.athelete may be evenm(lC dangerous this year now that he can come off-CO~ for longerstin~,A ~ell rested Jordan could make the difference against the DetrOitpjslOOS m the play-offs. . I , ,~cij,"!: Ifitisn'tobvidus aire3:dy,1 believe theBu1ISwinwin~ diVISIon, thel1'conference, and then the NBA Championship. GoBuiJll STANDINGS' - ~ L Ecr fE UOPP'" I 5 0 1.000 181 I.'D1"'" Team 3 I .750 122 (iiIO)''' Hi. Posse 3 2 .600 125 UOPP"'n 2 2 .500 95 1b<W ...... 2 2 .500 76 KiIo'A~ I 4 .200 84 1b<(lolIdIOI 0 5 .000 20 SCOREBOARD '.'-----' EAST DIVISION ~ ~ LA Dream Team 4 Black Walch 4 OWe &:. His Posse 2 OldSpi.. 0 fa 40 40 90 103 104 166 126- 1112 2 2112 2112 3112 5 NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE Monday, Oct. 22 The Gauchos YS. Grapplers I·~4:00 Girdy & His Posse vs. LA Dream Team-·S;OO LA Dr .... Team 28, Tbe Gauchos 0 IAQApTeun s yet nm·Lemmennann 15yd pIS._McKowen from Lem 2 ydpass-McKowen from Lem 15yd run-Hall Ther..... NoSoorinI· Wednesday, Oct. 24 Grapplers n vs. The Warriors--4:00 Men's Cross Country at Carroll College T .... Overallllesults: ~ E2inI! UW-5tevens Point 32 Moomoulh Coll. 50 UW.Parkslde 72 Carroll Coil 101 U. of Chicago 152 UW-Whitewater 201 SI. Nomens 218 MilwaukeeTech. 222 Ripon Coil 264 MadisonTech 271 UW.Parkstde R.unners l!!IIl! Time Pat Kochanski Tim Reeves Kilt Miller Steve Rocha Tracy Norstrom Todd Weber Pat Kuhlman Chris Henkes Kevin Collins KenByom Women's Cross Country UW-LaCrosse Invitational ~ l. Z. 3. 4. 5. 6. Top 10T .. m Ilesults: ~ fQiDl! South Dakota State 52 UW.Parkslde 96 Nonh Dakota State 118 SI. Thomas Coll. 157 . Simpson College 226 .1J.Minnesota 235 GAME SUMMARIES Grapplen I 47, Grapple", 116 ~ pass-Hm .. er from Price . '5 ydpass·Ydcfrom Pri ce 35 yd pass-Mahre from Pri ce SOydint .... m-Mahre 20yd pass-Hemauer from Price 40yd pass-Mahre from Pri ce lOyd int .... m-WessleyiHufnu, liIJIlJim.II 5ydlllJl'Dunon rJs l. 2- 3, 4, 5. 6- 7. 8. 9. 10. Elm 5 8 20 22 24 30 33 46 51 52 .., . Glrdy & His Posse2~ The Warriors 6 "Girdy &: Hi! Posse - 50 yd pass; Telzlafffrom Vorphal 25 yd pass-Tet2lafUrom V~rphal 20 yd pass-Enter from Vorphal 50 yd pass.Tetzlaff from Vorphal TheWaqiou 60 yd run-Breilmaier Women's Cross Country (continued) 7. OW-Eau Claire 256 8. UW -laCrosse 263 ...9. UW-Wh~water 266 10. SI. poud li.·· 267- &£ 4 6 18 22 46 52 59 60 66 ~ \. 2. 3. 4. 5. UW.Parttside's Overall Record: (alter 4 meets) 74-8 UW.Parkslde Rudners lS!!M ]'im§ Jenny Cark 18, II Tricia Breu 18:19 Pau\a SIOkmllll 18,46 Lorri oOBlieck 18,50 Dee Collier 19,20 Wendy Orlowski 19,25 Ann SlOkmllll 19,31 Tara Roy 19,34 Veronica Chamlee 19,41 NAIA NATIONAL IlANKINGS woMEN'S CROSS COUNTRY Iwn Adams Stale Northern Florida Hillsdale, MI UW·PAIlKSIDE Pacific Lutheran BOWLING UW.~atkside Men's Bowling Results Midwest Collegiate Invite at Red Carpet Lanes Bowlero Mllwauk~ Wisconsin October 13-14 (partial tesuhs) . Place I: . 2. 3. ~. 5: 6. 7. 8. 9. 10: 17, 25. 36. Team Event Th!m. Total Pins UW ·Milwaukee 2700 .W. "lliinois *1 2680 .Ohio St. A 2664 Saginaw Valley St. 2627 -Northem lllinois U. 2599 Minnesota . 2556 UW-Whitewater*l 2543 Ohio State B 2515 SVSU 2495 NDSUMI 2475 UW.Parkskie "A" 240'7 UW.Parkslde ''C'' Z33S VW·Parkside "B" USI . All-Events tJW·Parkside Bowlers (12 games) §oom 2743 2565 2444 2440 2376 2327 2312 2303. 2301 2281 2276 2144 .lS!!M Mark Taylor. Jeff Lemmerrnann -Mike Schwam JOhn Brook. Jobn Scot. Jeff Reddick Soon Brandt Andy Beger Chris Roggemann Rob Bohnlein Mario Riccio . Steve Me11iris 1m. 228.6 213.8 203.7 203.3 198 193.9 192.7 191.9 191.8 190.1 189.7 178.7 L I 1 3 5 KI: .800 .800 .400 .000 EE 352 420 294 242 fa 272 276 328 164 2 4 .WEST DIVISION ~ ~ L KI: EE fa !ill Bad Apples 5 0 1.000 358 234 Prime Time 3 2 .600 322 342 2 Warm Black labels I 4 .200 242 360 4 aaafJing Annadillos I 4 .200 272 164 4 TONIGHT'S GAMES nunday, Oct. 11 OwIing Asmidillos VI. Wann Black Labels~,oo B..LAppks VI. Prime Tune ..7,oo LA Dream Team VI. Old Spi.... 7'OO Black WOld> VI. Gird)' ok !lis Posse-l,oo Tuesday, Oct. 2J Prime Tune vs. Wann Black Labe1s--6:00 Bad Apples VI. OIarsms Annad_--7,oo Girdy & His Posse vs. Old Spice--7:OO Black Walch VI. LA Dream Team .. 8,OO THURSDAY, OCT 11 RESULTS 24-30 54 PrIme Time 32-34 66 Old Spke SCORING LA Dream Tum Bad AJlIIIes SCORING LA Dream Team Lemmermann-14. Anhold-6.McKowen4,Lewis-6,Neesc-6,Pluskota·S. Bad Apples Whiuicr-12.Sclunidunann _12,Hemeauer10, T opp-4 ,Som en skc -6 ,N ow ick i2O,Kawczynski--2. Supcrst"rs Overall Results 1.leffLemmennann 50 pt. 2. Mike Rohl 23 pts 3. ScoU Wessley 22pts 4. Kevin Tremc\linl 21 pts 5. Jim Be-. 19 pt •. 6. Roben Briclmaier 17 plS 7. Ron Bills 15 pt. 7. Tom Keefer 15 pt. 9. Keilh Casper 14 pt. 10. Ericlorczak 12.5 pt. Badminton - Toumey Results 1. Joel Dutton 2. Ron Bills :3. Jeff LemmennalUl 4. Kevin Tremelling S. Scott Wessley Baskctbal1-·FfM· PTA 1. Jeff Lemmermann 21-25 2. Roben Brielmaier 2Q...25 2. Keith Casper 2Q...25 4. Ron Bills 19-25 4. Eric Jorczak 19-15 Bicycling - 1.1miles I. Mike Robl z,17.33 2. Robert Brielmaier 2:3212 3. Jeff ~mennann B9.33 4. Lan" Schmitt 2,40.18 5. 'Don Malhes 2,40.61 Bowling - I Game Score 1. Jeff J..,emmennann 2. Lance Schmiu 3. Kevin Tremclling 4. Keith Casper FootbaIl- YardaBe Tola1s 1. ScoU Wcssley 170 yds 2. Jeff Lemmennann 157 yd. 3. Jim Be-'> 145 yd. 4. Ron Bill' 129 yd. ' 5. Rick HofDU' 128 ycls GoU • J)istlIIlee From The Pin I. Jeff Lemme_ 2'7- 2. Eric J..... 4'0" 3. J«MunoZ. 4'S" 4. Jim Be-'> 7'4" ~. JocI [)UltOt1 7'9" ~ 156 152 . 143 133 128 uw.Parkside Volleyball Results QWOnent ~sult !£Qm. UW_Whitewater W 15_2.10-15. 15-11,15-12 27,00 27,21 . 28m 2UI 28,17 28m 28,33 29,11 29,29 29m Parkslde Intramural Volleyball League League Standings 'jL 2 I I o ThA!!1 PumP It lip The UntoUChables The Invaders YMCA posse L o I I 2 League Re$ults: PumP It Up d. The UntoUChables, . 4-15; 15-11; 11·1~ Thelnvaders II. YMCA Posse, 15-8; 17-15 Tonight's Game . YMCA posse vs. The UntoUcbables. . TuesdaY's Camt: PumP It Up VI. 'Ibe Invad~rs 184 160 159 156 511-44 26-34 BlackWatth Charging AnnadU~ SmilING Black Walch RoeGGc_8.MiteheU-8,Toliver-20.Owens18.SliIIs·2.!lrown-2I)adtsonIO. C1t ..... g Annadlltas Siclen_22,Rueth-6,Solomon·4.Smerz14. Ydc_8.!lrockmllll-6,Posil-2. Bad AJlIIIes 42-42 Wann Black Label 211-20 sCORING Bad AJlIIles Schmidtm.nn-~6.Whittier.20.Topp. 2,Somenske-6,Hemauer-Io,Kawczynski8,p.Schmidlmann-12. Warm Black Label K. Lazarski -S,Waldal-8,Tctzlaff -4,Bolshek· 2.Groell-6,A. Lazanki-12. PrIme Time Charging AnnadilloS SCORING 40-32 26-38 ( ro;,;s Countn PrIme Time Was hington-12,Owcns -20,Emer· 10,G1enecki.S,Schneidu-22. Charging AnnadUlOS Sielen-14 ,Solomon-S,Rueth -10, Yde2,P05ig-6,5merz-24. 6. Troy Broc\cmarI 12T Running - 880 yard Dash 1. Keith. Casper 2:16 2: [)on Mathes 2:17 3. Mike Rohl 2,19.9 4. Joe Munol. 2:22.'3 ~. Roben Bric\nlaier 2.22.9 6. EricJ~uk 2~2 S......... I- so yards I. Scoa. Wesslc)' 34.91 2. Tom Keefer 37.0 2. Mike Rohl 37.0 4. Chris Buckley 42.0 5. Darin Tiedt 50.0 6. l<cvin TremcIlinl 53.0 Weighl1iftinl' Ovcrbead Press I. Kevin T.... eIling 2551ba 32·30 34-26 62 60 Prime Time Meadows-2. Owens-22, &ner-16. GlenedU14, Marl< S-2._ W-2,Kcvin M-4 . OldSpke Porter-6.BrielnWcr-16,sranske-24,Harvey8,Kie1·2,Newman-4. 94 60 58 46 Glrdy ... His Posse 34-24 Warm 1lIa<k LaJ>eIs 22·24 SCORING GlrdJ ... His Posse Girdlikas.l0.Fcnnrick.IS,KoehlerII,VorpahI-6,Beler-4,1lcaslY-2. W_ Black Lab* K. Lazarski- J O.Tetzlaff -t 4.0hm· 8,A.Lazarski-8,WaIdal.().GrueU-6. 14 40 Black Walds J6.S2 Old Spice 34-24 SCORING 18 58 _Waldt MilcheU.18,Owens-14.Slills-2,Brown26) ackson-6,Tolivcr-18,ROClle-6. Old Spice Srmske_8,Harvey-2.BrielmauetI O,Newman -12,R<dlin -IO,KoIeno-16 72 64 52 60 Glrdy "His _ 24-28 LA Dream Tum 40-20 SCORING Glrd1 " His Posse Girdaikas_14,Fenneick-14,Koehler4,Vorpahl-6.Beger-S)lasty-6. LA Drum Tum Lemmermann- 8.HaU- t O,N cue2.Mclnty re - 4 tA n hold -I 0 ,Pluskou· 14.McKowen-l2. Lea - Minim 4 pmo' played ~wn §i ~ 2. Sclunidunann S 20.0 3. Smen 5 20.0 4. Fcruuick ~ 19.2 5. Lewis 4 18.5 6. Owens 5 18.4 7. Whiui<r ~ 17.6 8. Toliver S 16.0 9. McKowen 5 15.6 IQ.Emer 5 15.6 250lba ZIOlba 20S lba 1851ba 1851ba 2. Tom Kiefer 3.JimBewue 4. Darin TIedt ~. Dan Pinncrud 5. Tim Whitin8 • When people talk about the UniversityofWisconsin·Parlcsides Bowling program the talk usually centers around John Brooks but !hal may all be about 10 change. Participating in lIIe Midwest ColIegiate Bowling Championship's at Milwaukee's Red Carpel Bowlero laneson October 13111and 14111.UW·P Freshman Mark Taylor stole the show as he rolled 10a second place finish in 250 man fJeld. Taylor bowling on Parkside's number "A" learn started out the tournament in tbe doubles event with a four game 101a1of 943. Combined with partner Brooks' &42for an 1885101a1was good for a fulll place finish. In !he three game team event Taylor's 653 series led !he way 10 a sevemeemh place finish willi a team IOIa1of2407, Other members of the learn were Jeff Reddick 583, Mike Schwanz's 562 and Brooks' 609. Butsunday was Taylor's day as he shined in the singles event, Firing off a much needed 1147 series for five games solidifing his place in ihe muchcovetedtopeight individuals. While Taylor was the story of !heweekendOlherParicside bowlers shined as three teamsmade the trip north. Team "C" consisted of Jeff Lemmermann, Chris Roggemann, Andy Beger and Rob Boehnlein who placed 25111in the learn event with a 2335 101a1. Team"B" was SleveMenins, SCOlI Brandt, Mario Riccio and John SCOlIwho placed 361h in the 65 learn field. Some impressive scores came oUlofllledoubleseventasScwanz and Reddick combined for a 1665, Lemmermann and Roggemann hit a 1578 and Beger -Boehnlein rolled mM/Parkside's Jttlifete qftlie 'Week: "..,...",..,,..,.,,,,,,, Taylor-edJor Success ffiMan d The RANGER Sports Departmenr would like 10congratulate bowler Mark Taylor, a freshman business major on his second place finish at this past weekends Mid-Wesl Collegiate Invitational tournament, Taylor started out the two day competition with a 943 four game series in !hedoublesevenlcombining with partner John Brooks fora 1885 rulll place fmish overall. Taylor then led the way in the team event with a 653 series. But Taylor was notquite done with Milwaukee's Red Carpet Lanes Bowleroas Sunday he look control of his own destiny in !he singles event, firing an 1147 five game total. For ihe twelve game tournament averaged 228.6 (2743 total). In the championship roll-offs Taylordefeated two lefthanders before bowing 10MATC's Hal Petermann in the finals 222-206. CongralUlalions MarIe on being !he ffiM/RANGER Athlete of the Week. Mark TayJor Men's CCX Impress The Parkside men's cross .been a big question made, Derek country ha~ their best showing of Brown the early season teaII11eader the year this Saturday at Carroll is still oUI. Hopefully, he can soli College. Pal Kochanski again was come back and join Tim Reeves the ~ger l~der and placed 5th who was injured earlier, bot cot overall In leOOmgParlcside to a 3rd I :08 from his last race and IS place finish. Coach Lucian Rosa showing signs of being back. Their was much happier with the effon besl shOWing of the year shouldbe of his team. a confidence builder heading into . The health of the tearn has !he Pmkside Invitational lIiisSat- -- urday. • L18.199O ,~ . ~pectatlOns; . . The Underground world of bombs and body odor rage of el~erl~ women sporting in the middleofriJsh hour, glued in man and a parcel had been appre- (IRA), have succeeded in murdertheir plastic ram hats and large, a stifled mass of human bodies. hendedattheOxfordCiIcusSlation. ing innocent bystanders over the e~~ty J~ Penney ~hopping bags Arms grasp the handrail overhead What this wornan was trying to say years. . SIt 10 parrs,. discussing the ~Ie of forbalance,andbeingofsuchshon I3thereuphemisticallywas thaUhey Althoughthetubeisexpens',ve canned fruit at Sentry, Finally, stature, I see an army of exposed, thought this turkey had a bomb! ($14 for a week's pass), and.1 m there are the school kids who storm reeking armpits surrounding me. The locals all groaned as if to forever waiting for the next tram to the b~s and migrate to the rear as Atthis point, I close my eyes, suck say, "I don't have time for this arrive, there is a fascinatingaspect they msult each other and park in my breath and concentrate on nonsense. I have an appoinunent to life underground. MUSICiansof used bubble gum on the windows. the sweet smell of honeysuckle 'downtown at noon." My brain, all ages, abilities and instruments It is a regular three-ring circus in wafting across an open field of however, was catapulted into hor- serenade in the stations. Hearing. a the wonderful world of small town wildflowers, ' rible thoughts of explosives, spies violin play the Pachelbel Canon I,n mass transportation. But even this Another observation worth andthe ideaofneverseeing daylight one of the long echoing halls IS could not prepare me for the mentioning is passenger behavior again! Fortunately, we arrived spine-tingling, transport system that enables a city aboard the tube, People try to lis- safely at the station, where I tip- I have the suspicion that ~hen of ten million inhabitants to reach ten toother conversations and stare toed up the escalator to the fresh air I return home, the three-nng cucus their destinations with an amazing at their fellow travellers, especially above. on the city bus will seem preuy amount of success. Americans, without being too ob- The scary part is that bomb tame compared to the ~i1d world The London underground vious, The British detect my threats are a common occurence in of mass transponauon m London. subway, or the Tube as it is more American accent, which I never London. We have been wamed to commonly referred to by the na- knew Ihad,rightaway. Theyrarely be aware of unauended briefcases lives, will undoubtedly overwhelm just start up a conversation, which and packages. Terrorist organizathe new kid on the block. Twelve is the same way it is athome. Ifyou tion like the Irish Republican Army seperate lines intricately intertwine want to socialize on the bus from~ to create a complex network of Parkside!OtheFirs~Nationalb~, .:/) _•. r" .. routes. Each line is color-coded the unwritten-rule IS that yu Sll m -. ~I ~ .. Q for handy reference in choosing the front by "the talker." I haven' ,I '- Q the most effective one to reach seen many of those in London. -U1.....~"'-.A..--3 Harrod's department store, Royal Lastweekanincidentoccurred BIG 5ROTHER/B1G ~\ST£R... Alben Hall or Big Ben. while I rode the tube from In theory, the tube sounds like Bayswater Station to Oxford Cir- (a) WACo ~ ROCK BA~D. an ingenious creation. Speedy, cus that reminded me lam living in ~ (b' 1.IAC.1iilft.H·JfIH I\DUrll'C. \'1~B4". accurate and efficient. However. a metropolitan z~, The train was z II WI'"J nto ~It\ t. N Vl\Wt.~~\) there are unforeseen surprises delayed in the middle of the tunnel 1> (C) IS A GROOP(f VQl\lNll£R5 lurking beneath the largest capital for about fifteen minutes befOre! \ ,IHO Il.'LI'·V' Co t<YRV KID in Europe. Though I try to avoid it, . the attendant walked through the w VI:. to toJ r;. I:. I always find myselfridingthe tube car to announce that a SUspiCIOUS NEtD5 A FRI£t-JD, fOR At.l"W~R, CALL YOUR LOCAL BIG BROTHERS/ BIG SISTERS AGENCY (ji)• 'llIG'llROTHERS/'llIG6ISTERS OF.:o.MERICA by .Gwen Heller Ican vividly recall those days of myyouth whenI would whine aboUtridingthe city bus home from MarY D, Bradford High School. "I bale k!" I would lament to my 1IIOlber" "Besides being packed to Ibc gillswith sweaty adolescents. it'S filthy and a social embaraSSJDent!" In college it has also been necessary to catch the bus when a ride was unavailable. The cast of dJaJ1W;ters is an exotic blend, including "the talker" who feels it is his obligation to befriend each pa!8elIgerby asking questions like "Are you married?" and "Did you walth'The Simpsons' last night?" These personalities are easy to detectupon boarding the craft because they usually sit up close to the front by the driver who they know by name and how many graodchiIdrenlie has. The entour' ..Inteniational UW-Parkside's foreign students profiled "more than happy to share experiences (of their counrry) with other students," says EdiIma, But, she says, the main purpose of the club is for everyone to "have a better understanding of people around the world, and to promote a better s0- ciety." In addition to the International Club, Abraham belong to the Black Student Organization. But his most irnponantactivity is being a "member of the Parkside corn· munitY, and relating to other stu· dents as a communitY." Oftentimes foreign students are able to look on American societY from a different perspecti~e than one wbo has grown up In America. But the several things that Edilma and Abraham would like to see changed in America are, nodoubt,opinionsofmanypeople. EdiIma wishes society would "stop categorizing people" according to their race. People should '100k a1 everybody the same· a1 the same level. Look a1 individual back· grounds,butdon'ternphasizethern. and don't divide people because of See Foreign Students page 18 Abraham says,"How I'm going to by Tracie A. Nelson achieve that end is uncertain." Edilma Rodriguez and Abraham Makina are two of the IfEdilma and Abraham were back home their lives wouldn '(be manyforeign students here at UWParks'de h aki Am 'ca drastica\lydifferent,forthey'dboth IW oarem ng en be involved in activities to help the their home forafew years~ Edilma, . community. Back in Panama CItY, fromPanama City, has lived in the Edilma belonged to the School of UnitedStatessince-1986. She'sa • Public Relations, representing her lransfer student from the Univer· I ,school at various city functions. t siii' of Wisconsin Wausau. major- , also comes as no surprise, gIven ing in communications. Abraham, the location of Panama, thatEdilma majoring in' political science, is swam a lot, when not teaching fromMamelodi, an African town· folklore dancing to the commu' shipsegregatedforNativeAfriC3ll!l, nity. Abraham didn't ,fi~~ much located in South Africa. time forrecreational actlvlbesback Like most foreign students. in Marnelodi,a1though this wasn't Edilma and Abraham plan on reo because of the lack of game and turning to their country after h II Says " recreation a s. graduatlon. Edilma knows. she Abrah m "I'd consider myself a wants to work in public relatlons. Ii ,~ ~ctivist back home. I'd helping the people of her commu- POrathtl toapoliticalmeetingthan , h be 'II be ergo " DIly. Exactly w at s WI , la soccer or go dancing. doingisuncertain,becauseE~lma_ .p y BothEdilmaand Abraham are says, "I don't know what the SIma' bersofthe International Club, " , . h .. But mem 'd t, re lion (m Panama) ISng t now. 'd nt and vice-presl en - . h' "0 presle at ~hatever Edilma does, s e s g • lively. They want evet?'0ne tog to do it for the g~ of the :Ckside to knOw the club. IS open country These sentlments are ryone not J' ust foreign stu- . h to eve, b shared by Abraham. Eve~~ualIY e dents. The students of the clu are wants to get into pohtlcs. but 1~ ~Ra=qert:::.!-, Page=:..:.:;13 Call: 637-7625 Geek, Goblin or Goddesss Be the life of the party t\dressed in your costume , bought for less at the II; '. GOODWILL ' . During our Ii ~\ MOONLIGHT MADNESS Thursday, October 25th 5:00 pm to 9:00 pm Special Sales· Door Prizes· Fun for All ~ TH~__ ~ GaJDWlll 5109 52nd Street .... STORE Kenosha Entertainment I .. ~1Ober18,~ Homecoming '90 at UW-Pa~kSlde they will be here to rock untillhe morning hours. Their music was described by a band member "young, youthful pop SOund.B~ it's not shallow!" For !he m~ p~, they play top 40 music and mix their ongmal songs into .... U' A· ·,"1 smg ~n pple MaeinlOsh Computer gives them a more s0- phisticated sound than alotof OI!let bands. . It allows them to have more mstrumental possibilities than regular five-piece baod wouldha; Their look has changed Bgain from the many times theY'veplaYed at Parkside in the past, SOif you've seen them before, be Plepared 10 take a second look. Ifyou haven't had the opportunity yet, come 10 the dance and find OUL GERARD will behere foryour enjoyment, so take advantage of this. If you saw them at a bar or dance club, you would have topay $5. At Parkside, students can see • GERARD for $2 and guests only have to pay $3. So what's SlOpping you? =IlaJII«:=II~' PaBcc:a:c.:.14::....- --=- 1 Ballet comes to UW -Parkside by 0.....Malland Enterlaimnent Editor Noted for its imaginative and versatile presenllllioos, the internationally renowned Ballet Francais de Nancy breaks through the boundaries between classical and conremporary dance. Parkside will get tOOopportunity 10 see why the company's rcchnicaJ and sty. listic transformllion hasaslOUnded critics and audiences around the world. Full houses, cheering and standing ovations are everyday occurrences for Ballet Francais de Nancy. Energy pulsates through their repertoire, leaving you breathless as you waich !heir soaring jumps and expressive movements. One critic mentioned ..... a disconcerting energy, an explosive enthusiasm, a craft that is amazing and, above all, a lhirSl for dance that is unquenchable ..." . The ballet has assumed the role of promoting dance, not only throughout France, but also abroad by staging approximately 120 performances each year and making several inrernationaJ lOUrS. Under the artistic leadership of Patriek Dupond, the company has been able to use his remarkable technique, sense of beauty and radiance on stage 10 their advantage. DupondhasbeenawardedtheGold Medal at the Inrernational Competition in Varna, Bulgaria Only two dancers have ever been honored with such a distinction before: Vladimir Vassiliev and Mikhail Baryshnikov. Ifyou' d like to keep company with the Ballet Francais de Nancy, they will be perfonning in the Communication Arts Theatre on Sunday, October 21. The show will Slart at 8 pm, and tickets are only $4 for Parkside students and $12for guests. If you'd like more infonnation, visit orcallthe Union Information Desk at 553-2345. by Dawn Malland Entertainment Editor Right about now. most students" are taking their exams and wondering how soon it is until Christmas and the end of the semester, If you're among the group who needs a break, you're in luck. A remedy is in sight! Homecoming '90 is THE cure for those exam blues. Homecoming, an annual tradition at Parkside, is being held October 17 through October 20 this year. The theme for this year is "Together in the ·90's." Events are as follows: Thursday. OcL 18: 7:30 pm - Coronation of King and Queen 8 pm • Comedian Craig Higgins . 9 pm - Bonfire 9:30 pm- Lip Synch Contest in the Union Square Friday, Oct. 19 7 pm - Dinner (Pasta Extravaganza) in Union 104 and ~06 8 pm • Casino in the Union Bazaar . 9 pm.- D~nce with GERARD in Union Square Saturday, Oct. 20 noon > JV soccer vs. Faculty staff team _ I :30 pm - UWP vs, St. Norbert College at home. (Food for families will allow you to get into the game FREE if you bring a nonperishible food item with you!) AIl of the events are sponsored and/or promoted by tho:: Homecoming Committee.National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week Committee, Pi Sigma Epsilon and the Wyllie Library Learning Center Archives Department. This year, comedian Craig Higgins will be entertaining US with his chann and wit. He'll be performing at 8 pm in the Union Square. GERARD will be performing in the Union Square at 9 pm on Friday, October 19. AMilwaukeebased band well known in thisarea, Three new ways to survive college. With Apple's introduction of three new Madntaih' computers, meeting the chalJenges of college ire just got a whole lot ~ Because now, evel)'body can afford a MadntOlh. The isourntOSl affordable model, yet itcanes with everything}QU needincluding a hard disk drive. The , 6,W combines color capabilities with affordability. And the · _Is perfea for 5lUdentswho need a C\JllIPI*r with eura ~ and expandaliility. . No matter which Macinta;h )QU chooie, )00'1 have a C\JllIPI*r that lightens your v.ak load without giving}Uu anothertough subject to learn. EveryMacintOlh, computer is easy to set up and even easier to master. And when }Uu've Ieamed one program, )OO're ~n on your way to learning them aD.That's because thousands of avail- " able programs all v.urk inthe same, consistent rnannet )bu can even share informalion with someone who uses a different type of computer-thanks to AppIe's versatile SuperDrive;' which reads from and writes to Macintosh, MS-DOO, OS/2, and AppIe'UI1oppy disks. See the new MadnlO5h computeJs foryourself and find out how SlIIViving college just got a whole lot • ~ For all of your computer needs visit the Computing Support Center Lower Level of the Library ti. .~-- ............ - �18,1990 r Feature Raqer, Page IS CommunityAnnouncements Community Service DATA·ENTRY ASSISTANCE FOR FAMILY SE~VICES eeded Some knowledge of Lotus 1- per week on Friday or Monday and Wednesday ~v=g arerncente; 2·3 helpful. Please respond quickly. See Carol in Y S:~ TER •••Saturday of Sunday for a miniRESIDENTIAL VOLUNTEER FOR RUNA WA 'd pporu've listening, and positive role '. "'d nts provi e su mum of four hours per week. Supervise resi e , 1 f rking with youth in crisis. Could be mOdeling. Mature, caring students w~~ are cap~ble 0 wo Psychology students. Ask for more developed into 2nd semester internship for SOCIOogy or information in Career Center. ' . ests students to assist with 1990 Jail and AMERICAJIl CANCER SOCIETY IN KENOSH~ ~~ the bailiff judge of guard. Clerical work Bailfundraiser. Nov. 13_15_anyfourhoursbetween -. e ' is also needed. This is a fun volunteer activity. UM De elop map display with literature and MARKETING PROJECT FOR KENOSHA MUSE d i.A~d this to your experience file before membership information. Flexible times to fit your sche u e. graduation. • ntact Carol Engberg in the Career Center. For more informabon,'CO 1bePrairie SchooL Perform- vidual tickets are avaih.bleat HeriDiAilSeenrer has announced the .tage Banks and Schmitt music liJelII'ofconcerts for the 1990-91 stores prior to shows or at the door 'seI!O" of fme music" featuring, the night of the show. Prices are $8 dII fiIIeSl in folk, jazz and light . for adults and $6 for students and cJaSSicS- . senior citizens. 1be~9Iseriesoffiveshows will includethe followingperformaaees. all on Fridays: OCL 19-HotJazz Vocal QuarIllpresenlS "Radio Days" Nov.16 - Trapezoid· Feb. 22 - Greg Brown April 19 - Lou and Peter Ba!YJD3Il May17 - The Chicago Saxophooe Quartet All perfonnances are ;1t the Prairie Perfonning Arts Center's Miu:beI1TheaIre atPrairie School, 4OSOUghthouseDr., Racine. The phone numberis 631·3845. Season or individual tickets are available. Contact Prairie School for senson tickets. IndiThe Racine Theatre Guild, as part of its continuing exchange program with the Polytechnical Institute of Georgia, U.S.S.R., will present a limited run of the Georgian play "I See the Sun" by Nodar Dumbadze on October 20 and 21. The play, performed in English by local actors, will be directed by .Societ director Nugzar Butskhrikidze, Two UW-Parkside students, Joseph DeLorenzo and Suneeta Akkinapalli, contain roles in the play. The play will be performed on Sat., Oct. 20 lit 8:15 pm, and on Sun, Oct. 21 at 1:30 and 7:30 pm. Tickets are $8, with discounts for The American Medical AssociatillDlFamily Medical Guide leCOl'ds the definition of autism as, "Aloss of the ability to develop normal human relationships with anybody.In JDaIiyof its symptoms autismissimilartoschizophrenia.", Whenayoung,autisticmanneeded IObeescortedtoaweeklycomputer class and assisted through the leamingprocess, wbo would take lhetime? Carol Engberg, the Student Community Service Director, . chose only one person to ask. His namewas Brian Dechant, a senior majoringin Psychology. Bria~s response was positive. Sarah Pederson, caseworker from the DevelopmentalDisabilitiesService Center, commented, "Ifit weren't forvolunteerslikeBrian,ouraduits with disabilities would not have the opportunity to participate in outside activities the community has to offer. 1 really appreciate Brian's assistanCe with one of our clients." One year ago. Brian vol .. unteered at the Mitchell Middle School MASH Program where he tutored children after school. Brian Dechant is recognized as the Volunteer of the Week because of his willingness to improve the quality of life of another human being. - students, senior citizens and Guild season ticket holders. For reservations,.calI633-4218 or come to the box office between 9 am and 5 pm, Mon. - Fri. The Racine Theatre Guild is located at 2519 Northwestern Avenue in Racine. The Milwaukee County Zoo will hostan all-new collegiate snow sculpting competition in 1191 - MilwaukeeCountyZooSnowbowl I. The competition is slated for January 10 - 12. . . Each three-person team will sculpt a 6 foot by 6 foot by 10 foot block of snow. The competition will begin at lOam Thurs., Jan. 10 and end at II am, Sat., Jan. 12. A formal judging and awards ceremony will follow. For additional information, contact the Zoo Public Relations Departtnent at (414) 256-5412. Brian Dechant Political .....------. Awareness Week 1990 Make a Difference in a Child's Life Be a Big Brother or Big Sister by Cbristopber J. Daniel "Political Awareness Week 1990" was an event sponsored by the Student Organizations Council and the Parl<side Student Government Association held October I through the 5. One of the services to students as a result of this week of political awareness was a voter registration drive. This turned out to be a success. Approximately, one-hundred fifty students from the Racine/Kenosha/Somers area registered in the Union Skywalk during the week. The "Political Awareness Week" committee would like to express its appreciation to the volunteerSwhowereoftremendous assistance in this effort. The committee would like to thank Donald Prange, Salimah AI Qawiyy, Larry Dagnon, Rodney Ivy, Brian Petak, Joel Boyle, Mike Johnson, Henry Owens, Latesha Jude, George Olsen, George Yee, Steve Itzenhuiser, Bruce Ralston, Thad Jensen, Anthony Selmon, Todd Lackie, Debbie Kreuser, DaveOrlowsky,BillHorner, Tobin Lindblom, Chuck Haun, Terri Friedrich, Wally Wargalot,Damell Jones,JamesCasper.andanyothers that we may have missed. Thecomrniuee would also like to thank all of the students who registered during the week. It was each one of you thai made the time it took to prepare and organize for "Political Awareness Week 1990" L. ..I worthwhile. Don't forget to vote on November 6. \ 1.1J" a It doesn't lake any time, Include a child In what your doing anyway. a Children are not delinquent, they're nice kids from single parent homes. a No experience necessary. Just be a friend. Call: 637-7625 ~~~~~~*****~ SunBreaks! SkiBreakS!\\ CANCUN MEXICO AUSTRIA 7 DAYS FROM S460 10 DAYS FROM • per person 1---$669 Above rate Is ~ per person based on quads '/ • from Chicago. Departure: Double & Triple Jan 3-12 1991 rooms and Milwaukee UMITtD departures available. INCLUDES: PACE! Departure: .Rd Trip Air Jan 5-12 1991 • 8 Nites Accommodation INCLUDES: • Continental Bldst • AdTrip Air (S16 Departure Tax Addt) etr.nsters end Gr.tu";es UIlITED AlA TRANSPORTATIONBY e 7 Nfl •• Beochl"",1 SPACE! 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She As the speakers concluded explained that the parental in- their presentations. the audiel\te volvemenl at the school was very wasmvltedlOaskquestions. When evident, In Iact, parents actually asked about how children WOuld act as administrators; involved in be chosen to attend the alternative hiring, school operations and schools;Mr. Nathan stressed that committee work. schools should not be allOWed10 A student at an alternative choose on the basis of grades be- . school was on hand to provide her havior, or race. He felt a IO;tery perspective. Her name is Larisa system would be the most reason. Hutchinson, a junior at Walden III able method for selection. AlternativeHigh School in Racine. In response to other questions She spoke enthusiastically of the posed, Nathan encouraged school experience she has gained from districlStosetupfundsforresearch such an educational environment. and' development. Corporations She told how students were actually recognize the value of improVing involved in the decision-making theirresouresand prodUCts,sowhy process in the school's operation. should society do less for its chilo The final speaker was Robert dren? He stressed the need for S. Peterkin, Superintendent of the Parent Information Centers, to Milwaukee Public School System, provide an outlet for accurate in. a man dedicated to alternative formation in areas that are estsbschool choice. 'The Milwaukee lishingaltemativescljoolprograms. Public School System has been School c1KJice is 8pltrase that 'las been used 8 great deal in Wis- ..onsin in the pasl few yean, par- :il:ularly in Milwaukee. What exlCtlydoesilmean? ApproximaIeIy lllehundredpeople,primarilyfrom Jo,ubeastem Wisconsino a«ended I briefing 81Wingspread on Sept. !S seeking an answer 10 \bat JlIC$lion. The primary speaker, Joe Nathan, is an edueator from Minnesota. Through his work aI the Hubert H. Humphrey Institute for Public Affairs, he has researched the idea of alternative schooling. Along with a group of other dedicated educators. concerned and ictive parents, and innovative egtstaiors, 1le has seen the Minoesota educational system advance IOtO areas of diverse teaching methods that can meet the needs of' all students. Mr. Nathan began his presentation by citing three rationales for an alternative school system: first, wemusraccept the fact that there is no one way of teaching all kids by all teachers; secondly, there must be an opportunity for all children to \earn-children from wealthy negative impact on desegregation plans. EnrollmentOplionsPrograms allow parents of children ages S-18 to transfer their children to public schools outside their resident districlasiongasbothdistrictsapprove and movement does not have a negative impact on desegregation plans. AccordingtoMr.Nathan,there is proof of the value of school choice. Students do better in alternative schools and graduation rates increase. Parents tend to become enthusiastically involved in alternative schools. Teachers feel more like professionals, respected and free 10 use their creative energies 10 invent curriculum that will excite children to learn. In discussing Wisconsin's legislative attempts to improve educational opportunities for its school children, Nathan says that Wisconsin's laws do allow for school choice, but mandate curriculum. He feels that mandated curriculum should bereplaced with state guidelines and goals, and a list of skillsthe students must master prior 10 graduation .. In this way, educators. viewedas professionals, _kgrounds already have school choice; third, we need 10 control competition 10 encouraae quality in all schools. 1.5 Mr. Nathan continued, he briefly summarized the progress Minnesola has made in improving \he state' s educational system through school choiceand outlined the legislation passed 10 achieve this. From 1983-1988, the Minnesota Legislature passed several laws expanding educator and parental choice among the public schools: Programs of Excellence allow up 10100 secondary school students 10 attend public schools outside their resident district, which offer outstanding academic programs in particular areas. PosI-SecondaryOptionsailow public school 11-12 graders to attend colleges. universities and vocational schools. Area Learning Centers and High Schoool Graduation Incentives allow students 12-21, who have 1101 succeeded in one public school, to attend another public school outside their district as long as the other district has room and the movement does not have a • COLOCRS hI ('LEXANJ)FI~ JUl.IAN A.) B.) HENRY GRETHEl I Calvin Klein C.) I E.) All of the above Answer:Morrone's~ Clothes for men . closer than any mall! ! ;. · Sunnyside Park Plaza, 2211 80th Street Keno h ~ , S a. .~ Phone: 654-3233 " 1990 ~ .-- ",_,~ __ F...;.-.e...,..a_tu-=-re'::""'_----Jl========~~E!! Will~~rthu~ri~gsunique approach to UW-Parkside .,.Mona qu~ and IS ~ fact well-known areactivelyengagedinlheirfields "' ....... differentlcindsofwayswc SlaffWrltet' for being arelabvely small school doi , " 0-"-' ........". Miehael Willmorth Ihad heard f' d' . ~,~g research, whICh IS very sur- can communicale wi1lleach OIher, "'":--. .,? uan was IRlpressed pnsmg 10 find 1IIaikind of work 11IIinkdlllllhate>tperience with the ,ping this year at ~ide ~ythequahtyofthepeoplewhoare going on in a school that doesn't diversityofideaofcommunication _hitS the commumcatlons 10 the department, and feel it is have that much in, the way of rather Ihan just focusing on human .ld1CS'of Professor Leeds- really an honor 10be here." graduate programs" I' st language .- , WUIm rth . W· . 8llguageorevenJu one ~. ~lessor 0 IS illmorth fin~s ,that the, level Professor Willmonh earned or music or computer languages fJIPiIiar With Pro.fessor Leeds- o~ quality at Parkside seems 10 be his Bachelor's degree in a double individually." iIJlWiIz'sperspective on com~u- high. People here.are good at what major of Linguistics and German Professor Willmonh sees ~beCausetheybothstudlfd they.do. "My first impression is at Washingtop University in St. communication as a discipline, a .dIeAMel1bergSchool of Com- ~t ~t IS a high-quality school for Louis. He received his Master's field of inquiry as a human social ~ at the Universityof 'Its Size, and also high-quality in- degree and Ph.D. in Communica- science. He is interested in the J'ellIllYlvania.The Annenberg stitution for what I perceive as its tions from the University of interrelationshipofaJl the facets 01 SdiJO\ haS a somewhat unique ap- place in the Wisconsin system. The Pennsylvania. communication; production,theor} poaehtolhestudyofcommumca- stereotype is that smaller sch~ls Having lived in Philadelphia' mass communication,or interper· _ "The Annenberg School that have a more local population for the past several years, being at sonalcommumcauon. ForhisdocdUnks of things more in terms of generally don't have the same Parkside means living closer to his "'" toral dissertation on linguistic be- ~ distinctions of areas of caliber of instructors as you would brother is Chicago and to his fam- havior, he was able to integralf ~ of inquiry one might fmd in larger schools that have ily in Southwestern Idaho. Professor Willmorth theories .about interpersonal ~- •• The curriculum at Parkside large student bodies drawn from Professor Willmonh entered ence. In the process of studying in ~umcauon and mass commumcaliIsiDaaealivewaytohispreferred all over the country. To me, college with an interest in lan- these areas he discovered .....That uon, He ~ like to do roore wayofteaChingand studying com- Parkside stands out that way in that guages, but he also had a variety of there are ways that people talk about ~ork m thIS area of communlC8- muoications. "[TheCommunica- it has very high quality people other interests. He took some them in which they refer to them as uons. tiom department at Parksidel is teaching the courses, people who courses in music and computer sci- languages, different kinds of lanFernandez conducting research at UW-Parkside S ' She is a native of Racine. will help it heal faster or slowdown by Mona hannon Ms. Fernandez says she likes the healing process. A possible . doing research because she learns application of the research is to aid Many students at Parkslde are 'dd ' h d lop whl'!e she works_ bed-n en pauents w 0 eve probablyunaware that there is researthbeingdoneon thethirdfloor ','It's like being in school bedsores. without the tests. It's a never- Ms. Fernandez likes working of GRenquisl Bebra Fernandez ending learning process. When at Parkside. "I like it, it's real works !here is an Associate Re- 'nabl and D G-_A _"" is something goes the way you want com.o e r. vvuu~. sean:bSpecialistforDr.Goodman it 10, you push 10 see whal will great. That's the only word to doingbiD-medical research with happen next, and when it goes desaibe him. He knows his stuff eIectIo-magneticfields and wound wrong you push 10see why it went and is willing to share it with other JqIIir. wrong." people so that they can learn more Ms. Fernandez received her Her current research involves about what he's doing." B.S.degreeinBiologyfromEckero growing cells that are take,n from r:------:==------::~~~::==::::::=-l CoUege in SL Petersburg, Fl. She human umbilical cells. She grows badClriginaUyintended to go on 10 , and isolates the cells in various medical school, but lack of money conlainers, sub-cultures them into (IreVented thaL J petrie dishes, and then she does a Even if she is able to go to wounding with a micro-electrode. Maoll-. Prof. Fet'nandez _schoo1someday,shewould , She then monitors them under a lite III~y inthe field of re~h. her interest. She worked in ~ microscope. , She altributes her inte~~ In re- ,testing department of Joh~ s Different growth factors are searthtohernaturalcunoslty,and Wax before coming to Parkslde. added to determine if somethmg to a college professor who peaked bi Vaug'hnbrothers - family sty~e. ues th' album tremely mfecUous. the feeling of country, IS SR V leaves the album with covers a number of genres. " the soulful blues that he was always The song "Long Way ..tom I the song" Brothers "an ff me of tIlat best at. n ' Home" shows 0 so . inslrUJ\lCnral, the Vaughn brothers lightning rock guirar that SRVVIS::' kid around the leads from the fatnOUSfor And when a aug n . Ra lasSic" Ain'tGone 'n' " Stevte yc strikeS, watch out. " boom! Give up on love" from his album In the funky song ~ Soul to Soul. Rockin' SydrlCy Mama Said" the Vaughn videS backup on accordian. provethattheseboysgotsoul'l~ou pro As a long time Stevie Ray just got to hear this one to be leve Vaugbjl fan, I found this to be a it. . fitting collection for h.s, unfortuThe best song on the album IS I I last album. With an album S "a song naIe y. , "The Telephone ong, The such as this. the memory ~f SteVie about a long dlSllIJ\ce love: Ra Ray Vaughn is sure to bve on a .• - ....ble guirar of SteVie y , unmlS""", th I through long ume. VaughnburftS,apa. ~~isexthis one. The rockin by BiD Hawkins Stayaware, music fans! Ifyou don'lalready know it, the Vaughn broIhers new album, Famity Style is at large! The late Stevie Ray Vaugbn and his older brother, Jimmie, teamed up 10 form this toIIector's dream. The album was just released by Epic Records. Excellent guitar work is the fone of the album. Stevie Ray and Jimmie Vaughn set a blistering example of what rhythm and blues is all about. The versatility and skill of these guys is simply amazing. From the intensity of 1O\:k,Io the soulfulnesS ofblues,lO Attention Seniors Information sessions on careers with Federal Government. Monday 10/22 NoonUnion 104. All those graduating within the next nifIC months are encouraged to anend this program sPonsored by the Career Center, TbanIcs. LT.D, 0Jij'0JJ1i7Wl.A ~: .5~~pers $Z,151't+th&rs 1U'ea: $2.76~e"3 WEDS: 1)4l1Ce -tz:, +he '1o.s~80~with aR£l¥f 1'ERw'ALL... -F""ree ~ I dril!kwH111arks& Lb, 1"~ -.:fumlj'fin with 'Thrks:des OeW Lef'(ll"Y'ermarltl nIASA-.:r: lJJDZex's Rut... KERN S~ -1Oo1GALL ALL '[Wi!:: Feature I OclOber 18, 1'1! Life after Parkside L- ~ _ by KimHrly A. Tenuelli Newswriter John Zehren is an artist who majored in Anand graduated from UW-Parkside in 1987. He is currently working al an angalJery and frame shop in Kennelworth, a. John fell that UW-Parkside taugtu him lOlhinIc for himself, and to gel what he wanted by ambition. John also liked the direcmess of the instructors, He stated that the instmctorsa; UW-Parkside gave help whenever he needed it, Tbere is no set salary for an independenl artisl. John lOld me thaI unless you can gel the right contacts after school, you have lO gel a supplemental job and pursue your ancareer on theside. YOIlcan nOI jusr be an artist and support yourself, He suggested that when you graduate you should gel a job thaI pertains lO an, one thaI will help you make the righl contacts, such as he did. Asked what someone who is going 10be graduating soon can do lOgel staned, John suggested thaI they should stan subscribing to any an publications in the city they are interested in working in, and thaI they have infonnation on shows. Keep photographs of your work so they can be sent to the possible shows. Mterlhis,juslkeepentering work in shows. John's advice is, "to be persistent, foDow through, and to keep active." His goal is to be able 10 maintain a living with his an as his only income. His sculptures are on display at UW -Parkside. Ifyou would like more information on his career, he and his roommate will be on Channel IIat 10:30 pm on a coming Friday. The program is called "Wild Chicago," to be aired in the near future, STUDENT FINANCIAL AID PAGEONE Use the U.W. Parkside coupon below before 11-1-90 and recieve a discount of 18% UW. Parkside takes action tosave theEarth sored by the Union of Concerned Scientists. From October 22 Ihru the 26 a nationwide attempl willbe made lo educate the public of Ihe 'hazards of co2. Bruce Ralslon ex. plains, "We want people lopledge a reduction in their co2 produc. tions. Co2 (carbon dioxide) is Ihe acid in acid rain. Co2 Is a major contributor 10 the greenhouse ef. feet, Co2 is also found 10be ex. pelled from many ~ousehold appliances. The automobile emits approximately 116 lbs, or' co2 per mile despite emission standards and the hole in the Ozone is no; getting smaller," Save the Eanh is presently organizing a Rideshare program which will offer rides for , those who want or need them and access 10 those who are offering them. IC you are interesled in Rideshare or gelling involved in another capacily, feel free 10stop in and see Bruce or Steve whocan be found in Molinaro 116 every Wednesday al noon. oUI of our way lo get people to go OUIof their way, so th~1 lOge~er, ' we can do whatever can be done 10 The SEAC (Student Environ- urge corporate and civic America mental Action Coalition) is hold- 10 respond-to the ever-pressing ising a rally in Champaigne, Ill. 10 sue of environmental protection." unify student environmental orga- Save the Earth is a student nizations nationwide. This union founded organization whose aim is will allow all organizations to Io- alsolopromoteparticipation. Steve cuson one environmental issueata Itzenhuiser observes, "I've found' time, intensifying the results of all that the majority of people are conefforts, cerned, bUI aren't willing 10 parThe Union of Concerned Sci- ticipate. enlists is a major force behind the There are so many issues and movement and is responsible for so many sides 10each issue that, for such things as, "laying ,OUI the someone who may be interested, programs and procedures, sending there may be a fear of commitment. , each involveduniversitybrochures BUI it is only necessary 10 and pamphlets on target issues etc.; address one particular aspect of the and ourjob is to execute their plans whole problem. No malter whal andeducalethesludentbody,"says ihe capacily, greal or small, any Chairperson Bruce Ralston. degree of contribulion is in one V ice-Chairperson Steve way or another helping the cause." Itzenhuiser states, "our baSic goal The firsl campaign of UWis awareness ... 10 show where and Parkside' s Save the Earth program how people can help. We're going is '''I1Je Billion Pound Diel," soon- r-----------------------, G:IVE LIFE. GIVE PLASMA. J.A. Bromstad Staff Writer Will provide virtually any student with 6-25 sources of fmancial aid for higher education, for which you qualify, or th service fee ($49.00) will be refunded. Results are Guaranteed All sources will be matched to the needs, interests and requirements of the individual student For free and complete information: Page One Student Financial Aid Services 10332 Kraut Rd. 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'Kenoehe, Wt MoW-F- 8:30-3:30 T-T 10:00-5:30 - (414) 654-1366 ,People Helping .People For Life ~~---------------------~~ Help Wanted· Temporary Christmas Sales ExPerience Necessary Excellent Salary with Incentives Selling High Quality Sweaters Located at Dale of Norway in the Factory Outlet Centre If interested, contact Mike Plate at UW-Parkside Job,Service 553-2656 in Tallent Hall Rm 254 . from 9:00-1 :00 &2:00-4:00, through No~ember 5 Foreign students Continued from page 13 them." Abraham would like , to see more programs 10 socially uplift ' people, and "help Ihe lower class . gel out of their (poor) situation." "Race relations iIithis country can be improved,"says Abraham. Edilma and Abraham are 'looking forward to. finIshing their education, when they can both relurn to their countries and pUIto work all they've learned here at UW-Parkside, and in America. DON"T Drink and Drive. Enteri~~~~tq II-' -------Ra-n-ger-.Pa-g-e 19 Smgll $cale Humor by Chris Ingram - •••••••. 0, *' ~i8,l990 The Week at Parkside FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5 C@NCERT:"Children,"Union Square, 9 pm. $2 students . ..• _ t $3 guests. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6 SOCCER: Away game against SI. Joseph's (Indiana), 3:30pm. MONDAY, OCTOBER 8 . IUSPANIC BAZAAR: National Hispanic Heritage Month, 10 am - 2 pm, Main Place. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9 FILM: "Blood of the Condor," Union Cinema, 7:30 pm, free. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10. LUNCHEON: Hispanic Food of Cost Rica, 10:30 am to 2 pm, Union Dining Room. SOCCER: Game against UW-Milwaukee, Racine field, . 7pm. GUESTENSEMBLE: Klarup Girl's Choir, Klarus Denmark, noon, CA D-1l8. Parkside CAprale toperfonn . 1bePatkside'(;llot<l1e~Ulbeperfonning at St. Paul's Baptist ChlllCh,1120 GiandAVeDueAn Racine on.Sunday,October21. .The concert will sla!1 ai3:.30 pmlllldwillfeature The Mass of SLAugustine, as )Vellaso~tsongs.···· .' . '\ / - - ~. ~ ~) .c:-; -...... -: r>. . . o Chril tnlrlm 1.990 ~~ The Parkside Union announces... .)If' University of Wisconsin-Parkside -; ~ . CANCUN Semester Break January 5 - 12, 1990 INCLUDES: . _ Round trip chartered jet air via American Trans Air 757service Chlcago/Cancun/Chlcago _ Seven nights lodging in first class or deluxe hotels. Casa Maya Carube or Radisson Paraiso Cancun, both located directly on the beach _ Round trip ground transfers while in Mexico -Group escort throughout-tips & taxes on above • Familiarization/fnformation get-together including complimentary snacks & beverages FOR MORE INFORMATIONand/or APPLICATIONFORM PLEASE CONTACT THE pARKSlDE UNION-ROOM 209 (553-2294J • - =-Ocrobcr""':""'"":":-:8.t~990:--------I===C~la-s-s-;i-;;fi:;-e-d~--Il-------~Ran~ge~ . d . om D139C in the Wyllie libraryllearning Center"-;;;: HELP WANTED I I HELP WANTED I I MISCELLANEOUS I I PERSONALS] . close because city Won'tgive .$. Contact your legislatureCf U.W.P. 's women's centertor more info. (553-2170). ,--_C_L_U_B_EV_E_NT_S__ I I vidual or student organization needed to promote Spring Break trip . Eam money; free trips & valuable work experience. Call now!! ! Intercampus program 1-800- 327-6013. WednesdayOctober24,I990 at 12:00 noon in Molinaro 107. Speaker: Tim Webster, Topi : A Continual Study of th S rmon on the Mount. Prayer meeting every Friday in Molinaro 126. Earn $$ for Christmas by putting your clerical skills to work for you. Part-time/temporary work available. Call Lakeshore Employment Specialists at 654-5544. for 8 year old boy and 10 year old girl. Must be dependable and have own transportation. Preference will be given to applicant seeking elementary/middle school certification. Only non-smokers need apply. Location-Racine, in the St. Mary's Hospital vicin- Free Spring Break trips to ity. 15hours a week. Monday students or student organizathrough Friday, 2:30 pm to . tions promoting our Spring 5:30 pm. $5.00 per hour. Break Packages. Good pay Contact Pam Garlow at 632- & fun. Call CIM. 1-800-423- 0042. 5264. I FUND RAISING . I II...__ P_E_R_S_O_N_A_L_S__ No nukes is good' nukes!! Since when do they letdoga in the dog track? Trayc8.1 want the "walking beerkeg. HowaboutthoseclasSrings?r Lovingly-MPH&CS. Help wanted. Full/part-time; am, pm. Dining, banquet and cocktail servers. Sheraton Hotel and Conference Center. Call 886-6100. I i L- FOR SALE _ Amiga lOOOcompuler,color monitor, extra disk drive, u e, novation modern.Iots of. ftware. $650 negotiable. Call Bill 639-4751. Part-time 15-20 hours per week. Late afternoon/early evening hours weekdays only. Applicant must be able to type and have basic computer knowledge. Apply in person at A.C.A. Family Recovery Center, 611 56th Street, Kenosha, Wi, or call Diane Mielke, Business Office Manager at 652-0323. ABBA fan club meeting Moln 1221, Friday. I L-.HELP WANTED , _ Bam Bam, It has beentwo great years. Wouldn't it be nice... Thank you for allmy happiness:. Love Pebbles. Best fund raiser on campus looking for fraternity/sorority or student organization that would like to earn $500- $1000 for one wk on campus mkg project. Must be organized and hard working. Call Beverly or Jeanine at 800- 592-2121. To Steve and Dawn- You have our solemn vow. No more two-timing. Sing! Small church seeking Christians who have musical experience in singing and/or mu ical instruments. Must have transportation. We will provide uaveJ expenses and cash gift. Contact Pastor Henricks at 878- J590, 8am2pm M-F. Andy Warhol is an excellent idea.-Hawk. IF Girls and Jackie, Justa little note to say thanks for putting up with us. Love Pebbles and Bam Bam ISERVICES OFFERED I Hey Excell '90-Camp Sydney Coen, lose or find any shoes lately? Or, how about canoeing for lost shoes? The dark Help wanted. Tutoring in reading and general childcare I LOST AND FOUND I hair smile-The Union God- TOGETHER IN THE 90'S Typing: done in my home. Six (Czechoslovakia) bas- . dess! UW .PARKSIDE Fast and professional service. ketball tickets, Nov.9. Con- HOMECOMING '90 Student rates. Call Debbie tact Chris Toliver 634-9604. Get off your can and bring U)dayat681-3522before7~ WEPNESDAY, OCTOBER 17 ., . two non-perishable items to pm . 12 Noon- Bed Race Missing - Calvin & Hobbes A r.m '*rlW::8 MlU1cI the Homecoming soccer Homecoming Poster. Please game & get in free!!! ATTENTION '''' -,-- Return to the Ranger Office. Immediate openings for THURSDAY. QCTOBER 18 I 7:30p.m. - Coronation of King & Queen Herbicides cause cancer' COLLEGE STUDENTS MISCELLANEOUS I ' . 8:00p.m .• Comedian CRAIG HIGGINS • PART.TIME WORK 9:00p.m. - Bon Rre Very Flexible schedule Racine shelter for homeless' 9:30p.m. - lip Sync Contest Spring Break 1991. Indi- U_Square women and children about to International Mktg. firm FRIDAY,OCTOBER 19 has 23 openings. Work WE NEED EARN 3-5 hours on evenings. 7:00p.m. - Dinner U_'04&106 SELF-MonvATED Weekends optional. 8:00p.m. - Casino UnionBazaar 9:00p.m. - Dance with GERARDu_Square STUDENTS. EXTRACA$H $7.65 to start. Full SATURDAY,OCT08ER20 EARN UP TO $1OJHR. -r 12 noon - JV vs Faculty (soccer) training provided, $25for WITH THE PUSH OF" PIN. Ibooks. 1:30p.m. - UWP vs SI. Norbert College MarItllt credit canis on campus Put up_IS With applieationlorms lor Scholarships awarded """"""F_ Rexible hours. ' Get into the game FREE ~, MaslerCard and olher national if you bong a non--persah.able Only 10 positions available. and some paid intern- food lIeml credR cards on campus. And eam up to ~ by PI $gma Epsilon. Wy-. LIltary lMnwIv Cetnr An:flhon~. Call Now $2 lor each 11SpOnSe.ll's that easy. ships. The Nabonal CcJIe,pl:. A.IcohoI A~ w..... Commrtt .. , and the fb.:ac:omwJg Call Call 11 am • 5pm. c:on-.no1-811J.95H472 Ext. 20 1_950-11137 Ext. 75 259-8118, Main office. .ot . 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -JT University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger ^ Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 23 Schuh elected for 1991-92 in PSGA presidential race by Dan Chiappetta News Editor On March 14, Ken Schuh, UW-Parkside senior, became President-elcctof ihe UW-Parkside Student Government Association. In the three person race, the vote count was Schuh 286votes, George Yee receiving 165 votes, and Latesha Jude with 101 votes. This year's total vote turnout was 557 votes for President, compared to 204 ballots cast last year. "This shows that students are taking the organization seriously," said Schuh. A Business Management major, he would like UW-Parkside students to get the most out of their university. "Students have the right to voice their opinions and ideas concerning university policies and procedures,*' said Schuh. As President, Schuh plans on stimulating more student involvement. 'To encourage involvement is very important Students play a big role in the decision making process." Schuh feels very strongly about Wisconsin State Statue UWS Ken Schuh 36.09(5). The statute states: "Students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review policies concerning student life, services, and interests." He is determined to make "UW-Parkside students aware that they do have a say in how things get run." "I want to ensure maximum student representation on various university committees," said Schuh. "Ken will do his best to represent the students at UW-Parkside," said Bill Homer, current PSGA President. "Ken's experience in student government and other student organizations and activities will allow him to make a smooth transition into office. Congratulations, Ken." "Ken has shown a full interest in the progression of PSGA as a whole," said Chris Daniel, current PSGA Vice-President. "He has also been fully cooperative in dealing with internal matters. My concern is that he will fully represent the student body, which I feel with advice and guidance he will do a fine job. Best of luck." "By the end of my term, I would like to say that I contributed in making PSGA an efficient and dependable organization that students can rely on," said Schuh. Schuh will replace Homer as President of PSGA on March 29. In other election results, Walley Wargolct defeated Daniel for Vice- President by a total of 298 to 202. Both ballot candidates for senator had favorable turnouts. Homer received 265 votes and Tobin Lindblom received 237. Daniel received 24 votes for senator, and Lika Morishita garnered 20. Art department renovations scheduled to begin by Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside's Art Department lab will be undergoing a 5225,800 construction job that will produce a new air exchange system, in order to provide an adequate supply of fresh air and a sufficient exhaust of both gaseous fumes and solid particles throughout the Communication Arts Building. "We've been working on this project for the past couple of years," said Bill Niclson, Assistant Director of UW-Parkside's Physical Plant. UW-Systcms Board of Regents and the Wisconsin Building Commision have recently approved the project which gave UWParkside the go ahead in designing, remodeling and constructing a Communication Arts Building art lab renovation project. Art faculty and students have been complaining about the poor ventilation and poor quality of air since the opening of the Communication Arts area in 1974. UW-Parkside responded to the complaints by consulting with the Wisconsin Department of IndusThursday, March 28 , 1991 1991 Voter Hirnout Up 137% 1880 Election 1891 El.ct.on 0 100 200 100 400 900 000 a of Vot oft Presidential Election Results 0.90% 18.13* 28.82* • K«n Schuh • Qoorga Ym B UtothaJud* • Othor 51.36* Vice-Presidential Election Results 1.88* 38.81* Wally War0olo« Chrio Danlot Olhoc 58.43* Ranger Graphic try. Labor and Human Relations which issued an order for air system modifications. Then, Ring and DuChateau Inc., Milwaukee, an engineering firm, was consulted to prepare and design remodeling plans. DIHLR and the Milwaukee firm found that the original system provided minimal air supply, but not enough exhaust to deal with lab activities. "This project is expected to be completed by Fall of 1991," said Nielson. The new system includes the installation or modification of eight exhaust fans to cycle air from new exhaust hoods or existing exhaust locations. Fifteen exhaust hoods or local exhausts would be installed ormodidifed, and a new paint spray booth will be installed. Theexhaust system would provide fume and dustexhuast and preventthem from spreading to the corridor and other parts of the building. An existing Air Handler would be modified to supply 100% outside air to meet the continous exhaust requirements of the art labs. The new system is expected to Continued on Page 10 Inside... Editorial ....Page 2 PSGA Report.. ....Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 Letters Spotlight Health News.... ...JPage 7 Sports Prof. Profile ...Page 11 ThisWeek ....Page 15 Classifieds. {Ranger, Page 2 Editorial [ March 28,1991 F RACISM IS NOT HONEST, 1 DON'T E VEN ( A PROBLEM HERE. ) THINK OF YOU AS BEING V ^ J A BLACK PE RSON! J 4 y' uiiNJppW - Name withk&o ISIf 1 Translation: • Translation: I 1 Translation: 1 (F RACISM HAS NEVER Y\ CONGRATULATIONS! YOlA I BOTHERED ME. ARE NOW AN HONORARY ^WHITE PERSON! 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Crundbei Chris Ingrai _ , Glen Kell General Staff: ^n^Andrewski, Um Anhold,Chris Deguire, David Dohcrty,Deb: cJiTv?"' ^ ? HeUer' Utesha Ne- Cabe Kluka, Susan Lucpte McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kir berly Tenerelh, David Wick, Chris Toliver, Chris Daniel. News Editor Danide Chiappjetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mafland Feature Editor 1 Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor J^_Lemmcrmann:y|-; Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy&Hfor; Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kawp! Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak j March 28,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Spring break away from the metropolitan rush by Donald R. Andrewski Spring break was a welcome change. After a seemingly interminable winter, I was welcoming the longer days and more sunshine. One day as I stood on the concourse at the BACCHUS exhibit, a woman from my history class stated that she was trying to set up a camping expedition to Devil's Lake over spring break. We then decided to see how many people we could recruit to go on this camping expedition. I contacted fellow jumper and karate partner Dan DcBaere, who quickly agreed that this would be a lot of fun. The woman called to say that two other people would be joining us. Monday, 18 March, dawned with partly cloudy skies. The forecast called for clear and warmer weather and Dan and I drove up to Devil's Lake, arranging to meet the other party up there. We beat the other group by two hours, so we went for a hike, scaling a forty foot bluff just for grins. From our lofty vantage point, we saw their car approaching and tried to hit them with snowballs. Unfortunately, our frosty projectiles glanced off of trees near the road and MIRV'ed into a dozen non-effective particles. The target was not successfully engaged. Once we located our campsite, we set up our tent in five minutes. While the other team busied themselves with setting up their four-person dome tent, Dan and I tramped through the woods and found the timber necessary to start that all important fire. In no time flat we had a most excellent fire going, and all parties gathered around the fire, since it was still a bit cold out there. One person opted to stay by the fire while the rest of us went for a hike. We returned before sunset and prepared supper. After supper we sat around the campfire incinerating marshmallows over the fire. Later that evening, a few people were tossing marshmallows to a bold raccoon that roamed the periphery of the campsite. The little varmint returned to raid a sandwhich from our tent After sleeping about an hour, I woke up realizing that my feet were sticking out of my sleeping bag. This realization came in the form of a numbing sensation in my toes. I returned to the coals of the fire and breathed life back into iL Blazing once again, I strategically placed my feet in relatively close proximity to the flames. Tuesday morning, the other group went home, and Dan and I climbed up the mountain on the west side of the lake. Not really a mountain in relation to the Rockies, but compared to the flat land of S. E. Wisconsin, it was a challenge. We left and went near Baraboo, where we climbed another hill. We left Wednesday, and on the trip home, we discussed the results of mixing prune juice with an orange breakfast drink. After three days of pork and beans, we drove with the windows down, glad for the moderate temperatures. All of this fresh air perked me up for my classes when I returned this past Monday. In history class we studied ancient Rome, and talked about how the politicians would bond with the people via sporting events. She likened it to when the President throws out the first ball of baseball season. Perhaps Ceasar threw out the first spear. I don't know. She asked if anyone knew how the gladiator games got started. I offered that the gladiator sports began when they sold 60,000 tickets to a 50,000 seat amphitheatre. Although she contends that this was not the right answer, I can recall an incident at Milwaukee County Stadium when a guy got up to get a beer and returned to find some other dude sitting in his spot. If it wasn't a gladiator sport, it was a close second. All in all, spring break was a most excellent experience. We plan to go again in a few months. If you are interested, let me know. Meanwhile, welcome back to good old UW-P. See ya around! Parkside Student Government Association Drinking Age Validity Questions United Council Supporting Two New Bils for the Age of Majority Madison—United Council of U.W. Student Governments today is calling upon students to voice their support for two pieces of proposed legislation which would affect Wisconsin's 21-year old drinking age. The Assembly Excise and Fees Committee (Chaired by Rep. Roberts) has set a hearing for March 18 to review testimonies on AB2l9andAB 220. AB219would lower Wisconsin's drinking age to 19, while AB 220 would allow 19 and 20 year-olds on premises where alcohol is being served, if the establishment holds a restaurant license as well as a liquor license. Throughout the 1980's, four proposed 21-year old drinking age bills were successfully defeated, and yet in 1986, the current 21- year old bill was passed in a special legislative session. During this time, the Reagan administration was threatening to withhold $ 10o t $ 14 million dollars in federal highway aid to Wisconsin unless this 21 law was enacted. 'Wisconsin lawmakers were blackmailed into enactingalaw which neither they— nor the facts—supported," stated Lance Walter, United Council Legislative Director. For the past two years. United Council and Wisconsin students have fought the 21-drinking age, believing that policy should be enacted on its own merits, not by threats which directly contradict a recent study by the Department of Health and Social Services (DHSS) and the Department of Transportation (DOT). According to this study, "raising the drinking age has not acted as a serious deterrent to juveniles and young adults. Between 1984 and 1987, persons aged 18 to 20 experienced a 20% decrease in arrests for driving under the influence, but their incidence of arrest for liquor law violations nearly tripled." It is no coincidence that since 1983, as DWI arrest rates for young adults have declined, funding for drunk driving preventative education has increased dramatically. "It's easy to say that the 21-drinking age has been a painless, one-time effort to curb drunk driving among young adults, but that's simply not supported by the facts at hand," staled Phil Stratton, United Council Legislative Researcher. "If this were true, we would not be seeing a steady increase in underage drinking arrests. This is simply a case of young adults responsibly breaking the law." Wisconsin's 21-law is also unfair, according to Legislative Director Walter. "Wisconsin's 19 and 20 year olds are not criminals. It is extremely distressing that tax paying citizens are being treated as second class citizens and as criminals simply by virtue of their age." One such case Walter pointed to involved a series of protests at UWOshkosh. Approximately 17 arests resulted after students took to the streets in opposition to the law. "This population is being subjected to drinking age witch hunts," concluded Walter. Anyone interested in testifying or submitting testimony on this issue should contact Phil Stratton at United Council, (608)263-3422. United Council ofUW Student Governments is the oldest and one of the largest state student associations in the nation, representing over 140,000 students in the UW system for more than thirty years. Senate meeting minutes MARCH 15,1991 Called to order at 12:07pm. Roll Call: E.Jensen, T Jensen, J.Jensen, Jude (E), Kadolph(U), Lindblom(E), Olson, Bovee (E), Riccio, Rosier (U), Sikora, Simpkins (E), Finch, Schuh Guests: Steve McLaughlin, Pcggy James, Walley Wargolet, Henry Owens (treasurer). Justices: Frank Martinelli Motion J.Jensen/Finch 3/15/ 91:1 To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 8-0-0 Report of the President (Homer) No report Report of the Vice-President (Daniel) No report Report of President Pro- Tempore (Schuh) Vice-President-Elect Walley Wargolet will write the Ranger article for the April 4th issue. Report of the Judicial Branch (Martinelli) Thanks, everyone for participating in thist erm's elections. The voting turnout was outstanding! New Business Motion Olson/Finch 3/15/91 :2 To allocate an additional $190.00 towards extra housing costs for the Washington trip. <Question Called> Fails 3-3-1 Motion Riccio/Finch 3/15/91 :3 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 6-0-1 Adjourned at 12:25pm. Letters to the Editor To the Editor: First, I would like to thank Myron H. Jackson, Jackie Handford, Tirshatha Wilson, Victoria Sohan Bennett, Lorissa K. Jackson, and Yolanda Jackson for renewing my faith in the intelligence and character of the people at this university. Your letters were thoughtful, insightful, and offered positive resolutions to the problems of racism. If so much as half of this country's population could think and act with a fraction of the sensitivity, honesty, and foresight you have, I firmly believe we could approach an end to racism in the United States. Now, as for Chris Tolliver and Kevin Williams. I'm sorry, gentlemen, but African-Americans are not the best athletes, carpenters, inventors, scientists,and landscapes - people are black or white, man or woman. Joe Louis was a great boxer, but so was Rocky Marciano. George Washington Carver was a great scientist, but so was Albert Einstein. Benjamin Banncker was a great inventor, but so was Thomas Edison. I think you get the picture. Until you and all people get it into your minds that people ares imply people - not balck people or white people or red people - and that they should be judged by personal accomplishments and achievements and for who they are as people, there can be no racial equality - there will always be labels and stereotyping. By the way, Chris, the day you become president is the day I pack my bags and pledge allegiance to the Shah of Iran. Lastly, to "Name Withheld." I Need An Alternative? Alternative spin every Friday and Saturday night 2 for 1 Until Midnight with college ID Beachweek: Laugh then Dance! Diane Alaimo-Comedienne Surf Boys-Band Thursday March 28,1991 8pm doors open 7:30pm. Tickets $2 students with ID's $3 guests. There will also be sand, since it will be the last time we can have sand before the Union is remodeled. •Make sure you wear your beach wear! Sponsored by. PAB-Special.Events and Live, Entertainment Committees! am truly happy that you submitted your masterpiece of journalistic commentary. I only wish you would sign one of your letters, so that we could have solid, living proof that it is biologically possible to crossbreed a human with a jackass. Andrew J. Patch To the Editor; I would like to know just what in the hell is wrong with Parkside's administration. Myself and about 25 other students, along with a support staff of 6 or 7 have a Scuba Diving class every Thursday night from 6:30 to 9:30. For the last eight weeks or so, we have patiently and politely asked to have the heal in the pool and pool area to be turned up for the class. 3 hours in and out of the water can be uncomfortable when it's cold. That's all we asked for! Well, its eems thai last week we finally had some action taken on our request. The heat in the pool and pool area was turned down, or so it seemed, and yes, everyone froze. All I want to know is why turning up the temp, for a 3 hr. class, on Thursday nights is too much to ask? Name Withheld To the editor: We feel you gave Cancun a "bad wrap". You tried to give helpful hints to those traveling during spring break, however, all you did was complain about the problems you and your traveling companion encountered. Most of your problems were due to your own naivete. What did you expect to find on your credit card statement after you let a stranger leave the shop with your card for 30 minutes? Also, if you take a trip from someone who walks up to you and offers you an adventurous snorkeling trip promising good food, but it turns out your food is awful, cold, and spoiled, it is exactly what you deserve. We went on the same Cancun trip, stayed at the same hotel, and went on several of the same side trips. Sure, we had a few minor problems that we had to deal with, but you need to expect that when traveling away from home, especially in a foreign country. Cancun is an excellent place to vacation provided you just use a little common sense. Cancun lovers, Becky, Lisa, and Jenny A class responds... Guest Commentary We, the Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing class members, are responding to the Daniel columns and the responses to his articles appearing in the February 21,28, and March 7 Ranger issues. During class on March 12,1991, the students read and discussed this topic of racism which has recently provoked much controversy on our campus. The class members, too, found it difficult to agree. They could not decide whether Mr. Daniel had sufficient facts and examples to prove his point His point we agreed, was that racism does exist on UWP's campus. On the other hand, the class could not agree on the accuracy and justification of the responses to Mr. Daniel's columns. For example, Andrewski's first advice to Daniel was, "Dispose of all that hate literature (Malcolm X's life story) that's currently poisoning your mind." What is wrong with reading about past historical facts and opinions? How can an individual's perspective and mode of action be poisonous? Why should Daniel limit his choice of literature? Our class discussion unleashed anger, frustration, disagreement, etc. However, we did agree on one item—it appears that Daniel, Andrewski, and all the people who responded to Daniel's columns used assumptions to back their opinions!?! Assumptions... what can be said about them? Webster defines an a$sumptiop as "an idea, or statement believed to 1* true without proof." Specifically, we refer to the assumptions used as stereotypes that appeared in these columns and articles. How can these assumptions be overcome? This indeed is a challenge and a moral dilemma for everyone. After much discussion, the class reflected and wrote their opinions on how they can overcome these assumptions and stereotypes. Some of the class responses are pessimistic, some are hopeless, and some are more idealistic. Following are excerpts from the090Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing course: "Make your assumptions, and have your prejudices! Be a racist and write meaningless opinions that don't change a thing. Keep rehashing history and bringing up the same old stories over and over again ... I find myself hating everyone. Why is this? I must need help, or does everyone else?" "Looking at racism from another's perspective sometimes sheds a lot of light." "Even if we talk about racism, it will always be a problem in society." "At limes I think colored people bring all this paranoia or racism against themselves. Now, I am not prejudiced towards everything, but, at times, I can be." "When people make assumptions, many untrue facts come out along with the true ones. Thiscau9es much unsettling to arise. People have a tendency to avoid problems, and racism is a. problem, but it shouldn't be avoided. The topic needs to be discussed. There is much information that has not been yet allowed to come out. How can we know how each other feel without first understanding where they come from, how they are? We first need to put ourselves in their shoes. 'Walk a mile in my shoes to know where I come from, before you judge how 1 am.' How can we say a person is different than us when we really don't know who they are inside? You might be surprised to see yourself like in a mirror." "It seems to me that the Anglo race gets scared when they see leaders like McGee, Farrakhan, Malcolm X, and Dr. King making progress with the AfricanAmerican race and feel inferior." "I think that it is good that people are talking about racism because they are the first people to take the first step to make it change." "No one can feel the way the next person feels unless they are in your shoes. White people can never empathize with blacks for the simple fact thai they have not lived with racism all of their lives. I also feel that it's a never ending problem. I live with racism everyday. How can a white person come and tell me how I should respond to prejudiced situations? I am sick and tired, too! You can't be tired of something you don't deal with. If you are sick and tired of hearing about racism, then get your people together and educate them. Racism is not only a black problem.. ."J believe that the truth could possibly be that by keeping' i hot Continued on Page 10 Ranger, Page 5 Brigitte Hauser and Jennifer Burns Coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem, and volunteer Jennifer Burns The Women's Center by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor A walk down the main concourse will lead you to a newer facet of the UW-Parkside campus: The Women's Center. The Women's Center was established in 1989 by a cooperative effort between students, one of the most active being former student Edna Bloomer, administration and faculty, and Diane Welsh and Steve McLaughlin of the Student Activities Office. The Women's Center is presently staffed by volunteers and supplemented by Coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem. Several purposes are primary to the mission of the Women's Center. It is a safe meeting place, referral services are offered, and it also acts as a clearinghouse for pertinent infonnalion. The perspective of other participants often can be beneficial. "When you get so involved in your own problems, you can't find the way out," said Teresa Reinders. Speaking to others who have lived through similar problems or those who can view a crisis in an objective manner can be instrumental in finding a solution. Many myths exist concerning the Women's Center. First of all. there is no stereotype that fits those most active in its operation. Diversity is applauded, rather than ridiculed. The political stances and goals are not necessarily the same for the women who support the operation, nor are the sexual orientations, levels of involvement, or general goals espoused by its participants. Individuals are given assistance to examine or act upon individual issues. Involvement, according to Michelle Herrem, is predicated upon the willingness to "walk in the door and express your interest." "They come in at all di fferent levels," said Reinders. The Women' s Ccn ter caters to the needs of all women on campus, not just students. Volunteers should not feel that they must compromise their own values, according to Reinders, but assistance and information provided by volunteers should be dispensed to facilitate individual decision-making processes. It may be a place to find people with similar objectives, for the Women's Center is also a support network. The Women's Center is involved with people issues, and though many may think of issues explored there as the responsibility of women, the fact is that "people issues" are everyone's cause. Supporters of the center have become involved with providing multi-cultural books for the Child Care Center, compiling information about and sponsoring seminars examining women's history, and investigating sexist or racist activity. The month of March is Women's History Month, and the Women's Center has been instrumental in scheduling a number of activities. This year, Carole Vopal was given the "In Her Footsteps Award" for her continual support of the Women's Studies program and assistance given over the years. Twelve people were nominated, indicating the wide base of supporters of women's issues. Rights legislation is also a major concern of the people of the Women's Center. The proposed "Mini-skiit Bill," along with other victims rights bills, have become rallying points. Information regarding parental consent legislation dealing with abortion rights is offered with insight into both viewpoints, allowing what is hoped to be the least biased opportunity to make an intelligent decision on the matter. The individual must choose to take their own stance with as little pressure as is possible. Information is made available on subjects such as rape, adoption, abortion, and child care. Missing children, health, and welfare rights specifics are also offered at the Women's Center. Referrals given to sources of help are made to resources known for compassion, understanding, and low stress and pressure levels. Use of "brown bag lunches" have also been effective for dissemination of critical information to groups of concerned individuals, and a single parent network may be formed in the future. Several changes have occurred recently in the Women's Centex. A printer and computer have been donated by the office of Asst. Chancellor Gary Grace, plus contacts and referrals are now logged to gauge activity and effectiveness levels. Independent studies are being encouraged, and as a result, handbooks, resource materials, and a newsletter are possible. This is only the second year for the Women's Center, so new issues have come to the forefront regularly and the trend is expected to continue. In the future, it is hoped that greater coordination and cooperation will be possible between the Women'sCentcx to further its goals, and that establishment of a director'sposition may be included in the budget Present plans are to continue to dispense services and information in a responsible, professional manner without sacrificing the comfortable, casual approach now employed. The Women's Horizons shelter in Racine has been a cause supported by the women of the Women's Center in the recent past and a number of other support groups on and off campus have been beneficiaries of their attentions. Sexual assault and eating disorder groups have been formed with the help of the center, and events such as the'Take Back the Night" march and "Men Stopping Rape" seminar have been sponsored by the Women's Center. On Thursday, April 4 at 3:30 in Moln. 107, they will be co-sponsoring Prof. Andrea Nye of UWWhitewater, who will speak on "The troubled marriage between philosophy and feminism: Divorce and reconciliation." Explore the facts about the Women's Center, located in Room 101 on the concourse. 'The Women's Center itself is a radical statement on the university campus," according to Reinders, but if o n e s p e n d s a b i t o f t i m e t h e r e , a niche can be found, no matterwhere oneali Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part I m 4 • f I I I * H I I H M I .Page 6 Opinion March 28,1991 By any means necessary by Chris Daniel Welcome back, great people of Parkside. Times are definitely a changing. 1 had the opportunity to attend a conference in Washington D.C. sponsored by the United States Student Association (USSA) during the break. The focus of the event was to lobby hard for changes in the Reauthorization Act This Act would allow the increase or decrease of financial aid available in the country. The first evening began with a conference held on Capitol Hill. During the conference, a student asked a question of one of the speakers concerning the gay bashing that has been increasing and he asked about the ROTC's discriminatory policies; he continued by asking what was going to be done about these criminal offenses, Well, Congressman Petri from, guess where—Wisconsin—said that he never voted for the legalization of homosexuality. After his statement, he chose to remove himself from the stage unable to answer any more questions. Well, the audience of approximately three hundred student leaders from across the country was very unappreciative of the congressman's statements and responded by shouting "Shame, Shame, Shame!" My reason for bringing this to the attention of Parkside is to give an example of unity. Regardless if you agree or disagree that homosexuality is right, the point is that you need to see that people can unite despite their different cultures, beliefs, or convictions. In this scenario, the people attending the conference joined forces and held a press conference in front of the congressman's office doors. There was a full effort by the students to make the congressman aware of the concern that they held for homosexuals in the world. They united and their point was clearly made—together. This leads me back to us. It appears to me that the hardest thing for a people to do in this world is to change. Of course, this is my opinion, but why do we continue to struggle with the same burdening problems of the past? Can the majority see that there are injustices practiced in this country, in this state, in this city, in this school? 1 can continue to write about this issue until the computer blows up at my fingertips. Yet, deep down in my heart I know that each individual has the potential to change. Although some staff, faculty, administrators, and peas seem not to make an effort to make this institution a better place for us all, it still remains our personal responsibility to bring about this change. People will only learn as much as they are willing to learn. I am asking YOU, are you willing to leam? If you are willing to leam, I am willing to guide you in the right direction, so that WE can make this world a better place to live. We must CHANGE NOW! The search for off campus housing The search for off campus housingcanbehectic.BUTif you ask "the right" questions, your fi experience should be easy as well \. as painless. tlggfe AROUND. Shop around, ask question* rtad the lease, get all promises in writing, and never put money dcwn unless you areji; ready to make a committment • ••JlriMost houses or apartmeoti vary greatly in price depending on size, conditio^lproximity to campus, and whether or not uti|f| ties are included. gllGenerally, prices range from $200/ mo«hto$60Q/nionth.lti also helpful to carry along a notebook to jot notes down regarding! the different units you visit 'm fg VbWrental search should startp 1-2 months prior to your expected occupancy date. If youstartearlier, • many landlords or rental agents will not be able to tell you what units they will have available. Remember to look over a copy#; of the lease. Does the lease state!# who is responsible ft* whafl$ifK$f pays the utilities? Can the lease be renewed? ; ? # '; 88^8 A factor which may also influence your decision about who to rentfrom is the attitude of the landlord or rental agent Good land- : ilords/agents are responsible, hon-1 !|i||pbd: willing to answer; tiona. WA If a landlord/agent seems reluctant to answer important questions or makes a lot of promises -abotttjnuddng repairs, you have |re ason tobe cautious. |llif|§f jS By looking around, asking | questioni^iing down notes, and reading all papers/leases thoroughly, your search for off campus housing should be easy and painless. Good LucfcS,,?|f#f •-;? !§??• For furtherassistance regardingrentalunits in the Kenosha and Racine areas, or for your FREE guide, "UW-Parkside Off- Campus Housing Information," contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UW-Parkside Housing Office | (553-2320). m I I ill —— on a rampage r''''' I WWk j ing just over 30 points per; 1 hY The Celtics are right their tails with a .725 reco..., Newcomb amj ^ ^ m jropressivQ 30-5 at home. _______ So. me the Bulls on the cat week or so way to the NBA Champion-; ports fans. The ^.ship?-||Or:wilI veteran lone in first and Celtics catch up? ; : ; : j ; ,. ic big challenge It's hard to say, actually, ;; ire is keeping an "J' are ea&ly the most' v Celtics team dominant team in the East; up. right now. but the Celtics; ; mixture of youth and experience is a dangerous combo. ' the winner of the East will probably have had the home court advantage. At this rate, the Bulls Wingspread Fellows Program deadline nears Gwen Heller Feature Editor The deadline for the application to the Wingspread Fellows Program is right around the coma. Full-time Parkside students must have application materials completed by April 1. Applicants are required to submit a Wingspread application form, a faculty nomination letter, a letter of interest, a biographical background letter, and an advisor's copy of the student's transcript The Wingspread Fellows Program, sponsored by the Johnson Foundation of Racine, is a unique way for college students to gain practical insight into local, national, and international issues. ; Conferences are held throughout the year at the Wingspread facilities and are attended by experts in fields ranging from education to international diplomacy. Several universities in the Midwest send Fellows who are chosen on a competitive basis to the conferences as observers. Upon their return to the university, the students share their experiences by way of presentations to clubs or classes and writing guest articles for the campus newspapers. Applicants must be a junior or senior during the upcoming 1991-1992 school year. A minimum grade point average of 3.0, a declared major, and completion of the collegiate skills: program (excluding the research paper) are required among other qualifications. Current Wingspread Fellows from Parkside are Inesa Campbell, Sharon Gill, Barbara Messick, Tiara Mitchell, Nancy Hoefs, and Deanna Ding. Their advisor is Professor Lillian Trager of the Anthropology department Any questions should be directed to Dr. Trager at 2543. March 28.1991i 1 Health | The sexually transmitted disease epidemic Kenosha, March 15 — An ever-increasing epidemic is sweeping college campuses. This epidemic is fed by students lack of information and an attitude of "it couldn't happen to me.H The epidemic is commonly referred to as STDs (sexually transmitted diseases). Sandra Riese, director of Student Health Services at UWParkside, states that the majority of the 71 cases of STDs reported at Parksidc last year were sexually transmitted chlamydia and genital warts. STDs are sexually transmitted diseases spread by bacteria and viruses usually through semen, blood, and urine. The Federal Centers for Disease Control (CDC) states that an average of 33,000 people are infected every day. There are approximately 12 million new cases a year, eventually, 1 in every 4 Americans will contract an STD. Since people under 25 constitute over half of all the patients treated for STDs, college students are at the greatest risk. It is impossible to accurately tabulate all of the cases concerning Parkside students. Since Parksidc is a commuter college, the students go to various other sources for check-ups and treatment. The City Health Departments of Kenosha and Racine counties reported 1,176 cases of chlamydia in 1990. Since genital warts do not have to be reported by law, there are not any exact statistics concerning cases of genital warts. Although chlamydia is relatively unknown, it is the nation's most prevalent STD, according to the pamphlet What Are Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It infects 3 to 4 million people every year, including 10-15% of college students. 75% of the people infected with chlamydia do not have symptoms; the disease can easily go unnoticed. Some symptoms that may occur in women are vaginal itching and discharge, painful and/ or frequent urination, chronic abdominal pains, and bleeding between periods. If chlamydia goes untreated, the infection can travel into the womb and fallopian tube lining, causing permanent closure and sterility. It is also a major cause of pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), which occurs when the infection spreads throughout the reproductive system. The symptoms of chlamydia for men are penile discharge that turns creamy, painful urination, and burning and itching around the urethra (the tube leading outside from the bladder). It is the leading cause of nongonococcal urethritis (NGU), which is an inflammation of the urethra that resembles gonorrhea. If untreated, it can rapidly lead to an inflammation of the testicles which, in turn, can cause sterility. Chlamydia is easily treatable with antibiotics. It usually disappears within acouplcof weeks after treatment is started. The other prevalent STD on college campuses is genital warts. According to the pamphlet What Everyone Should Know About STDs, there are approximately 1 million new infections every year. Genital warts form around the genitals or anus and arc usually painless. They appear as pink or reddish warts with cauliflower-like tops and usually appear 1 to 3 months after infection. They can cause itching, burning, and some pain. The removal of genital warts is relatively painless and inexpensive. They can be removed with chemicals, by freezing with liquid nitrogen, by electric cauterization, or by laser. If untreated, genital warts may grow large enough to interfere with intercourse and urination. The STD epidemic is not exclusively chlamydia and genital warts. There are many other STDs, including gonorrhea, syphilis, genital herpes, trichomoniasis, and AIDS. Most of them are curable with antibiotics; some are not. The only absolute prevention for STDs is abstinence. The next best thing is the proper use of condoms. The condoms protect against STDs by reducing direct genital contact and by blocking the exchange of bodily secretions that may be infected. Latex condoms are preferrable to those made of animal skin, because the animal skin is more porous and allows more fluids to seep through. Condoms coated with spermicides are the best protection, since spermicides kill off the bacteria which cause the STDs. The Parkside Health Center distributes Lifestyles Extra Strength Lubricated with the spermicide nonoxynol-9. It is listed as one of the top condoms with a projected maximum failure rate of 1.5%. Reise says that students feel shock and disbelief when they first discover they have chlamydia or genital warts. They start to wonder about and question their partners. This sometimes leads to tension within the relationship. Riese stresses the importance of both partners getting treatment even if only one is diagnosed. The undiagnosed partner may be asymptomatic. The proper use of condoms reduces the chances of contracting STDs; thus, in turn, helping to reduce this epidemic. If one feels that he/she has contracted an STD, he/ she should seek medical attention immediately. For further information, contact Sandra Riese at the Health Center. Here's > Your Chance! The Ran; ger is nc w accepting applications for the position of | Editor-in-Chief I 1 for the 1 9| 91 -92 academic year. 1 Applications may be | picked up in the Ranger office located in the 1 coffee sh< 1 Applic ation Deadline April §, Noon. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER i S P O R T S )f these: mental [North GarOlinal cannot be rail they may be able to cover for ly Zielinski, a sophomore in season as a Ranger, tossed a shutout against Rose-Hulman 3 of the hits coming in the fust While the tall left-hander was out six in the Ranger's first National April 1st March 30 Their big inning came in the fifth, see Baseball, B2 Freshmen to rebuild Ranger Softball By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor How do you spell freshman? i-r-e, that will be the UWDraft ribe 1 ally young group of ballplayers for Parkside. coming off a fourth 1 squad finished higher than any previous Paiksidc team. 1990 wm. . p., ... *» ' " A ill* V fil NAIA All-District 14 two First Team NAIA AU- Americans, left Fielder and first baseman Kim' With all th< a -• <• « Maion High Mikulski, athlete, in 91. i(that's right, Janet's play both infield and - • M Sue Palubicki, returns at second for the Rangers young "While commented learning. Parkside entered the 1991 campaign with a 12NAIA ranking, previous Ranger seasons. This ranking might put unwelcome returns to the n career record years which in Tournament tr inexperienced infield but will sureyl provide the Rangers with maturity and knowledge of opponents and college play. Laura Stock will return as center fielder for Parkside. Stock was a 1990 Honorable Mention Ail- American. The switch-hitting Stock gathered 14 extra base hits in 90 to lead the Rangers in slugging percentage and had a combined average of 356. Laura Nowdom ski rounds out the trio of! fielder and will vie spot in center. Parkside also s< iors to the diamond san Palubicki ter playing third for tears. Palubicki may alsi lion in the outfield in 91. Wright will play first b starting in right last year expects big things from in 91. Jackie Vukos, an : junior, brings quickness and aggressive hitting to the Ranger squad. Vucos hit .333 last year as a designated hitter. Parkside will also field three sophomores. Rachel Siclaff hit ing threat for the Rangers. Tracy Pecs good fielding skills to Parkside. She was of her Nilcs West D. High team and twice an all con- :infielder. JenniferPloshas great credentials as the Captain and i of S. Milwaukee in their season. Plos bats lefty and plays intense defense. Lori Stephens, Midland, MI., was MVP her senior year and her team fu ished seventh in the National tou nameni in 90. Stephens will catch and play infield. Shelly Szymkowiak is from Stevens Point Wl. A power hitter, Szymkowiak will red shirt the 91 season for tl 90 ijun- . Sufirst two a 1.91 ERA 8-2 record. Tare her way into 27 of season on a senior n. Carlson will try in the Ranger outof the line-up as seven rookies will be on the 91 team. Michelle and experienced spot by far is in the dugout. Coach Draft was named NAIA Coach of the Year for 1990 and is widely recognized in NAIA circles for her ability to g roost out of her players. With her very young perspective, not hoping for a miracle but definitely looking for good play. "I expect some errors freshman learn to accept their roles The Fabulous Four Here'c n loot at the four snirvivnrv nFlhi* NCAA Wen'« Honns ^PW8 Kniinzcngawill pitch Rangers answer questions will opt to red-shirt He will: Here's a look survivors of the Men's Hoops Tdumament and how they will matchfop in Indianappolis'J. TED McINTYRE Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball icam answered a few questions in their five-game swing through Indiana rattled by injuries, with now, just one After a three-game series at Indiana State to open the year, one of two seniors on the staff, Dan Langendorf, come down with elbow problems. Langendorf, who went 4-1 with 3 saves last year, looked to be the workhorse of closer position to being a starter. It costing diagnosed Florida tourney stings Rangers with 4-7 start By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Softball has been more like a job than a game to the Rangers so far in 1991. In their first five days of competition, 111) of 4-7. Parkside headed on its annual spring trip to the University of West Florida for three games on the 18th 19th and 20th before the tournament which was played the 21st and 22nd. The road trip takes its toll on the Rangers as the team > the Sunshine state. This its season in a win, over of SC. Tammy double and two RBI's for Parkside. th Hansen started and innings of two run ball Kruizenga relieved innings. Kruinzcnga i two runs getting in I in the seventh and Coach Draft wentback to Hansen to finish up. Kruinzenga, a freshman, got her and the Ranger's first victory Lbjfayimd game of ^ jss in a 2-3 Jeanne Esselman got the loss entering the game in the sixth in relief < outfielder 1 for four in ^ iColof MO. In the f side was no hit by pitching performance from Schmenski of Columbia. Esselman got the loss, second game Parkside »ack to earn a 4-3 win. Beth Hansen survived giving up three runs on six consecutive hits in the third inning as Parkside scored its four runs on five Laura Nowdomski see Softball^ B2 SECTION B THURSDAY MARCH 28,1991 SECTION B Runner. Pane B P () IM RAMI K \L BASKETBALL Eastern Division Team W L PCT. PF PA The Funk (911) 7 1 .875 743 567 The Ramblin' Wreck 5 3 .625 586 518 At Your Mercy 5 3 .625 475 406 War Pigs 4 4 300 599 610 Run N* Gun 0 8 .000 506 808 Justice Department 0 8 .000 411 539 Western Division Team W L PCT. PF PA Uncle 'Dunnkel 7 1 .875 581 509 The Bomb 7 2 .778 752 599 Holmes's Heroes 7 2 .778 637 562 Prime Time 4 4 300 607 591 Charging Armadillos 2 6 .250 543 583 Phawk University 1 7 .125 403 551 THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/28/91 Time Court #1 Court #2 6:00 Ramblin' Wredt v». The Rmk (911) War Pig» vi. Ai Your Mercy 7:00 Justice Dept vs. Run & Gun Phawk U. vs. Prime Tune 8:00 Charging Armadillos vs. Uncle Dunnlcel TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 04/02/91 Tbne Court #1 Court« 6:00 War Pigs vs. Prime Time Holm. Heroes vs At Your Mercy 7:00 The Ramblin Wredt vs. Uncle Dunnkel The Funk vs. The Bomb 8:00 Justice Dept vs. Chg. Armadillos Phawk U. vs. Run & Gun THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin Wreck 71 Just Dept 64 The Fimk (911)77 At Your Mercy 74 War Pigs 112 Run A Gun 73 The Bomb 81 Prime Tune 62 Holmes Heroes woo by forties to Phawk U. HI Scorers Girdaukus-33,Spann>!anooe-15 Martino.Boyd-30, Brielmaier-24 Fuhrcr-33.English-30,Powcn-27 Brown^uttat-23. Emer-21 SCORING LEADERS # Name Team GMS Pts HI PPG 1 Maitino, Joe The Funk 6 200 45 3333 2 Kawczynski, Chad Chg. Armadillos 8 237 38 29.63 3 Brown. Joe The Bomb 9 255 36 2833 4 Prey, Tun Uncle Dunnkel 6 168 45 28.00 5 Powers, Ryan Run & Gun 8 211 38 2638 6 Schmidtmann, Andy Holmes Heroes 6 147 38 2430 7 Boyd, Jermaine The Funk (911) 7 169 41 24.14 8 Whittier, Rod Holmes Heroes 7 155 36 22.14 9 Emer, Dan Prime Time 8 170 29 21.25 10 Girdaukus, Cory Ramblin Wreck 7 140 33 20.00 11 Fuhrer. Jerry War Pigs 8 158 38 19.75 12 Kochler, Matt Ramblin Wreck 7 135 28 1929 13 Glinecki.Jim Prime Time 8 151 27 18.88 14 Anhold. Len Ramblin Wreck 8 136 24 17.00 15 Span, Levi Justice Dept. 6 101 24 16.83 16 English, Mike War Pigs 8 134 30 16.75 17 Toliver, Chris The Funk (911) 8 133 29 16.63 18 Schniedcr, Mark Prime Time 8 129 30 16.13 19 3 Players Tied 15.00 INTRA Ml UAI. N OLI.KYKA I . I . • IVI RAMI RAL I IOCKIA Current Standings Current Standings Team & L Blockbusters 4 0 Stoney's Spikers 2 2 Untouchables II 2 2 PSE 0 4 Thursday 3/28 at 8:00 PJVf. Untouchables vs. PSE Thursday 4/4 & 4/11 at 8:00 P.M. Playoffs begin Team & L I EIS Puckers 2 0 0 4 Big Shooters 1 0 1 3 Killer Avacados 1 1 0 2 Brain Grenades 1 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 1 0 2 Grapplers 0 1 1 1 Sunday, March 31 4O0 Hanson Brothers vs Puckers 5:00 Brain Grenades vs. Grapplers 6:00 Big Shooters vs. Killer Avacados baseball Rangers 2-3 for road trip Stan With the bases loaded and two-out. Marc Thompson smashed a three-run double to clear the bases and increase the Ranger lead to 6-0. Thompson was erased trying to stretch his double to a triple, but the four-run frame gave helped the Rangers cruise to a 7-0 victory. Zielinski finished by retiring 12 of the last 13 hitters he faced in going on to his first victory of the year. Catcher Ron Bills went 3 for 4 in the contest, knocking in a pair of runs. The Rangers completed their sweep of Rose-Hulman with the help of a six-run explosion in the fust inning. All six of the Ranger's first six hitlers crossed the plate as Wade Hollingbeck, Dominic Delrose, and Mike Caccioppo each doubled. Dedrich's two-out RBI single off the frame, as they banged out live hits. Jeff Fennrick, the teams other senior, was the beneficiary of the attack, but he struggled a bit in his first start of the season. After a one-two-three first, he surrendered a two-run blast in the second, and one run in the third on a Cof singles. Fennrick exited after , giving up three runs, four hits, and three walks. Ranger hitlers got those runs back with one in the third and three more in the fourth, highlighted by Greg Green's RBI double. By game s end. Ranger hitters had reached double-digits in hits for the second time in two games, cruising to an 11-3 victory. Ross Kalinowski and Jeff Konczal worked the final three innings, holding Rose-Hulman at bay for Fennrick. who evened his record at 1-1. UW-Parkside travelled to IUPU1 for one nine-irming game and the first collapse of the Ranger pitching staff. Freshman Paul Phillips, in his first career start, hekl IUPUI scoreless for the first three innings, as the Rangers jumped out to a 1-0 lwd. Hollingbeck staked them to that margin with an RBI single in the second. Phillips found trouble in the fourth. He gave up three consecutive singles with one out After striking out Steve Denny for die second out of the frame, coach Scott Barter went to the Ranger bullpen for Tim Cales who surrendered a three-run double before ; out of the inning. : score remained 3-1 until the seventh. Dedrich led off with a single, and after Hollingbeck flied out, Thompson doubled to put runners at second and third with one away. Greg Green's fly to left was to shallow to score a run. but Delrose cashed in both runners with a double to tic die game at 3-3. IUPUI answered back in the bottom of the seventh. After loading the bases against Cates, Dave Barren singled and Mark Chapman doubled as they scored four times to break the game open. Chapman was gunned down at third on the play, but the damage was done as UW -Parkside dropped a 7-3 decision.UW-Parkside's next match-up was against Franklin College. Hollingbeck got things off on the right foot with a lead-off triple, and Thompson's fly ball to center put the Rangers on top 1-0. Franklin tied it with a pair of twoout hits as Ron Mann doubled andTed Sharp singled to even the score against Ranger starter, Brian Crandall. The score remained tied until the fourth when the Rangers manufactured a run. After alead-o If walk. Bob Hall pun ched a single to right on a perfectly executed hit-and-run. Kyle Knothe bunted runners to second and third, and Hollingbeck hit a sacrifice fly to right for a 2-1 Ranger lead. Crandall stayed sharp for the Rangers in his first start of the year. He retired the side in order in three of the first six innings, riving up just the one run in the first. In the seventh, after walking the lead-off hitler and getting Mark Stevens on a sacrifice bunt, Crandall was replaced by Zielinski. Zielinski, a left-hander, struck out the first man he faced, but then gave up a run scoring double to left-handed-hitter, Mike Wood, Jeff Konczal was brought on with two-outs and the score tied, but Tim Clary hit an RBI single to give Franklin the 3-2 win. Zielinski was tagged with the loss, evening his record at 1-1. In the night cap, the Rangers again tallied in the first Hollingbeck led off with a double, and Green brought him around with a single to make it 1-0. Kalinowski. however, wasn't sharp in his second start of the year. After walking the first two baiters he faced, Kalinowski gave up a triple to Mann to erase UW-Parkside's early lead. The second brought on similar fate, as he didn't make it out of the frame having surrendered six runs on four hits and a pair of walks. Jason Holt, a freshman in his second Ranger appearance, was able to keep UW-Parkside in the game until the Rangers made a charge in the sixth. In what was termed a 'miracle inning' by Thompson. UW-Parkside scored five times with just two hits. A pair of Franklin errors, and two catcher interference calls were catalysts to the big frame, but it was Coughlin's two-run double which was the big blow with two-outs, evening the score at 6-6. UW-Parkside'scomebackbidwas doused in the bottom of the seventh with some return help from the Ranger*. Holt got the first batter to ground out, but then walked the nexL He was removed by Barter for Cates, who walked die first two batten he faced. UW-Parkside moved a fifth infielder in from center, and moved the infield up against Dave Blair with one out Franklin went with the squeeze play, but Cates' slider in the dirt got by Knothe as the winning run scored. The pair of bitter losses gave the Rangers a 2-3 record on the trip, and moved their overall record to 3-5. "The defense has been just awesome, "said Caccioppo. "I think we've turned eight double plays so far this year, and our pitching has been a surprise." Added Thompson, "We just need to get a few more key hits and have our offense be a little less sporadic." The Rangers will finally get to play on their home turf as they meet Illinois Institute of Technology on Friday in a doubleheader, starting at 1:00. Spftlfflll senior centerfielder was two for two with a double. In a warm up for the tournament in Pensacola, the Rangers played three games on the 20th. Lindenwood College was an easy victory for Parkside as the Rangers won 5-0. Kruizenga pitched brilliantly giving up just four hits. Shawnee State College was the Rangers next opponent and handed Parkside its third loss in sir games with a 3-2 win. Hansen got her second loss as Parkside failed to drive home runners in scoring position. Monmouth College was Parkside's third test of the day and second loss as Parkside's young squad produced just four hits while Esselman got the 9-0 loss. Parkside was matched against Brown college in its first game and promptly lost 8-4. Beth Hansen got her third loss as the game was close until the fifth when Brown got six hits in a row with one OUL Brown sent two men to the plate in that game and scored six runs. Later Huntingdon defeated Parkside 7-2 as Parkside lost its fourth in a row. The Ranger losing streak increased to five as West Florida University beat Parkside 11-0 as Beth Hansen's road woes continued getting her third loss of the young Francis Marion College met the Rangers for the third time of the trip and Parkside's last game in the Tournament. The rubber game for these teams was close as freshman Tracy Pecs went four for four with two doubles. Freshman Jennifer Plos was 2-3 with a home run. Parkside is now 4-7 on the season but with a hard working team Draft expects that record to improve quickly. "The team I watched in Florida will be vastly different by the end of the year. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sai 1 lam-2am 657-4455 (carroui and delivery only) Wc Now Deliver Broasicd Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 ,P*fielO. Miscellaneous March 28,1991 Don't Get Ripped" for a Safe Spring Break 'mm During the Safe Spring Break Campaign which took place March 6-13, students at UW-Parkside had the opportunity to win a "Don't Get Ripped" T-Shirt for correctly guessing the total number of bars in the cities of Racine and Xenosha,^!';! 1' IS® ! | The magic number was 273 bars. The lowest guess totaled two bars compared to 10,000 taverns as the highest estimate.H/250 bars was the most commoiily guessed answer among contestants. Jeff Levonian, the closest winner, guessed two bars more than the winning number. Other winners included Mark Winnen, Perry Witherspoon, B. Christopher Genack, and Giovanni Luna. Winners should stop by Student Health Services in Molinaro D115 to receive a free "Don't GetRippeSfT-Shirt. Buying a car? Use our FREE Credit Union car fact reference library and pricing service! Serving aU UW-Parkside employees and students ^CATQ/ts TallentHall -Room 286 553-2150 9:30-4:00 g CUA MONDAYS REX R1ZZ and the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE Ladies receive a carnation and drink S.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ACK |V* 33770000 MM eachem Rd Racine Renters have laws to protect rights by Steve Wallner According to the publication "Landlords and Tenants: The Wisconsin Way", published by the Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, maintenance is the number one complaint from renters about their landlords. In a statewide survey, twenty-three percent of the student tenants and twenty-four percent of the low-income tenants stated that maintenance was a serious problem. Whether the problems are maintenance or something else, renters do have laws to protect them. Lack of knowledge about these laws, however, is a major problem. Students need to be more aware of their rights and responsibilities before entering into a lease. Basic codes (codes meaning laws, ordinances, or governmental regulations concerning the construction, maintenance, habitality, operation, occupancy, use or appearance at any premises or dwelling unit) protecting tenants as outlined in "Landlords and Tenants: the Wisconsin Way" are as follows: 1. Once a written agreement (lease) is entered into, the tenant must be given acopy. Tenants must also be provided with a receipt for any rent or security deposit given to the landlord. 2. Landlords must disclose in writing, the name and address of the pcrson(s) authorized to collect rent and maintain the property. 3. It is the landlord's duty to provide premises that are "fit and habitable". This includes hot and cold running water; adequate plumbing and sewage disposal facilities; heating facilities which are safe and operable maintaining a temperature of at least 67 F; safe electrical wiring and electrical fixtures; and conditions which are free from risk of personal injury. The landlord must disclose any utilities not included in the rent before the tenant signs the lease. 4. Landlords have 21 days to return security deposits after tenants move ouLlhe tenants are responsible for leaving a forwarding address. The publication advises tenants to go through the "checkout" of the premises with the landlord. 5. A tenant should protect her/ himself from loss of security deposit by writing down everything that is wrong with the apartment before moving into the apartment The tenant has seven days to "inspect and documenL..prc-existing conditions". 6. Unless otherwise agreed upon, landlords can withhold security deposits for the following: tenant damage, neglect of the premises, nonpayment of rent, nonpayment of utility services provided by the landlord, and nonpayment of government utility charges. The landlord cannot withhold security deposits for routinecleaning, such as carpet shampooing. If a deduction is taken from a security deposit, the tenant must be provided with an itemized list of damages. 7. If a landlord promises, in wri ting, to repair something, it must be done by the agreed upon date unless the landlord is unable to because of circumstances beyond his/her control. 8. The landlord cannot require a tenant to pay attorney's fees or IHtere's Ydjnnir Consume© The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1991-92 academic year. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office located in the coffee shoppe area, room WLLC D139C. Application Deadline April 5, noon. costs incurred by the landlord in any legal action or dispute arising out of a rental agreement. Also, the landlord cannot be relieved, through written agreement, from liability for property damage or personal injury caused by the negligent acts or omissions of the landlord. 9. A landlord cannot enter a premise except to make repairs, inspect the premises, or show premises to prospective tenants. However, entry for other purposes may be made with advanced notice at a reasonable agreed upon time. 10. An "automatic renewal" clause on a lease is not enforceable against a tenant unless the tenant was notified in writing, between 15 to 30 days prior to its effective. date, If a tenant feels her/his rights have been violated, there are remedies. Citations can be issued to landlords for violation of health and safety codes. In Kenosha call (City) Health Department at 656- 8170 or (County) call respective Townshipor Village Hall. In Racine call (City) Health Department at 636-9203 or (County) call respective Township or Village Hall. To receive your own copy of "Landlord and Tenants: The Wisconsin Way" contact the Consumer Protection Bureau at (414) 257- 8956. For further assistance about renting in the Kenosha and Racine areas or if you feel your rights have been violated contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UW-Parkside Housing Office (553-2320). (Article was adapted frcm: "Renters do have laws to protect rights"). Class response Continued from Page 4 issue like racism at the top of priorities, the vested interest groups carry on business as usual." We tend to be idealistic because we like to find happy endings. We have been taught throughout our educational path that "All men are created equal." However, our experience shows that this is not always true. This can cause us to feel frustrated and pessimistic. It would be wonderful if these unsettling feelings would go away, and often times we ignore them, fooling ourselves into complacency. Unfortunately, many cannot walk away from this problem— due to the color of their skin. As a challenge for ALL PARKS IDE STUDENTS, make a commitment to address the question, "How can we go beyond the stereotypes that assumptions reinforce?" Luda N. H err era and Roseann Mason, Instructors 090 Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing Class March 28,1991 Feature ' Ranger, Page 11 Dance offers more than an outlet for English professor by Mona Shannon Staff Writer Dance is more than a hobby or a way to stay in shape for English Professor Carol-Lee Saffioti- Hughes. "Dance is physical, and doing something as cerebral as college level teaching, Icouldn'tkeep a balance in my life, and would take myself much too seriously without it" She began dancing as a young child, but she gave it up before the age of thirteen, partly because she was such a tomboy that she missed a lot of perform ances due to broken bones. She says giving it up at that age meant losing the formative years that build commitment and flexibility. "You have to dance through your adolescence if you're going to have the kind of flexibility that really determines the professional dancer from someone who is a lover of dance." She returned to dance in college. and considered pursuing it as a career, but she decided to continue with English as a vocation and dance as an avocation. "There are limes in life where you have to give up something so there will always be a passion in your life." She continued dancing during grad school, performing with a dance company. "I like the audience experience, so the audience experience has probably tranferred into teaching in the classroom." After coming to Parkside, she did not dance for many years, but a trauma in her life made her realize that dance was always a way that she could deal with stress. She began teaching dance at the Oak Creek Parks and Recreation System. She was surprised to find that she likes working with little kids. "I didn't think you could keep me in a class with five and six year Carol-Lee Saffioti-Hughes olds. I was sure that was why I was teaching college." She teaches ballet, tap, and jazz. She likes teaching pre-teens and adults because she likes teaching jazz, although all the kids do well with jazz. She says today's Illinois students attracted to UW- Parkside by Vija S. Navarro Spedal to the Ranger There are many cars with Illinois plates parked here on campus. Why would anyone commute 70 miles when there are colleges and universities in the Chicago area? The answer is simple. The Wisconsin Legislature made an offer to Illinois residents that was just too good to refuse. The Wisconsin Legislature approved the Illinois Resident Scholarship Program in 1986 in an effort to increase enrollmentatUWParkside. The IRSP grants in-state tuition to Illinois residents who meet entry requirements. The program was designed for transfer students who have earned a minimum of 54 semester credits, and maintained a 3.0 GPA or better. It covers all majors except nursing. The Wisconsin Legislature tentatively approved funding for this program through summer, 1993. The IRSP is limited to 200 students. There are 120 people using the scholarship today. Mary P. Walek, coordinator of Adult Student Services and Student EnrollmcntServ ices at UW-Parksidc,said that the Illinois students range in age from 20 to 55 years. They are full time students, many hold jobs, and have children at home. "These people have a purpose and a sense of direction. They don't take Parkside for granted." said Walek. Daniel Wilczewski, a marketing major, transferred to UWP from the College of Lake County with an associate's degree. "If it were not for the in-state tuition rate, I would not be here at Parkside, because the rate for non-residents is comparable to schools in the Chicago area," he said. "What makes UW-Parksidc especially attractive is the commute itself. It is much easier to drive north to Wisconsin than it is to drive into Chicago." Wilczewski's view is shared by most Illinois students, but some, like Sharon Pasiorino, have other reasons for choosing UW-Parkside. "I'm here because of the communication department It's innovative and different from programs offered in other universities," she said. children are the MTV generation, and she must stress that the purpose of the class is not to imitate what is on TV. "There's a lot more to dance than just imitating those street steps you see repeated over and over in a lot of videos. However, there is a place for MTV." Saffioti-Hughes describes ballet as the grammar that every other kind of dance relies on and builds from; it provides a common vocabulary. She sees ballet as discipline for her to be able to do other types of dance. In recent years, she has returned to tap dancing. 'Tap is neat because you can tap at any age. The style for tap gets richer the longer you stay with it There's a tolerance for longevity in tap that there certainly isn't in ballet. The focus in ballet is always on the younger performers." Hughes says that dance fits into the creaove part of her life. Language and dance have somethingincommc. t -anguagoisonly one of the symbolic systems of human communication. She says that researchers now speak of the body having grammar and syntax that stimulate the same language centers of the brain. Babies crying, people dancing, pee try, and grammar all have something very powerfully similar in terms of the ways the brain starts to put together symbols. That is a very interesting analogy. "I dance because it puts me in tune with something non-verbal that is probably deeper in the core of things for me than the verbal things that I do. I do dance for excellence, but the process is more important than the product I cannot imagine a time when I wouldn't do some dancing at some level It will always be a part of my life." Beverly Brookes, another transfer student from CLC, is majoring in sociology and Spanish. She said that the traditional students in her upperlevel classes are friendly and help each other succeed. "There seems to be less competition between students at Parkside than in other larger universities," Brookes said. The Illinois students are impressed with the quality of the faculty at UW-Parkside. "All of my professors have their Ph.D.," said Pastorino. In most large schools, the student has little contact with the professor. "You have to work through the TA's and that just isn't the same," she said. Here at Parkside most professors make an effort to know their students by name. There are many reasons why Illinois students are commuting to UW-Parkside; the quality of the faculty, the excellent library, the beautiful wooded campus, and the friendly atmosphere. The IRSP is an important factor, but it is not the only one. Those people driving cars with Illinois plates know a good deal when they see one. - * Ranger, Page 12 Feature March 28,1991 Restaurant Review Simpson's Cafe scores well for both food and atmosphere By Sarah Minasian "Prince marring is passe. How about setting me up in my own business?" I couldn't help but wonder if Nancy Simpson's entrepreneurial , credo began with the same belief as the above caption read in the Avomcns' restroom of Simpson's Cafe. Located at 6034 22nd Ave. in Kenosha, Simpson's serves a refreshingly creative lunch Monday through Friday, 11 am to 4 pm. SIMPSON'S CAFE Cafe. Creative Catering. Carry-Out Kenosha. Wisconsin 53140 414-658-8314 GPA Rating: 3.67 Credit Cards-.Master Charge and Visa Smoking Sections: No Handicap Access: Yes Ms. Simpson, a former highschool English teacher.paiticipated in a gourmet club as a hobby which blossomed into a catering business eight years ago. Five years later, Simpson converted the laudromat next to the catering kitchen into an adjoining cafe. Simpson promotes healthy food, that is to sa y food that is light in calories and low in cholesterol without sacrificing good taste. "We make everything from scratch and only use fresh ingredients,'' Simpson said. First impressions of the interior were "black and white," as companion Dan Vallin remarked, although the atmosphere seemed to reflect warmer hues. Color variety could be found in the large floral print tablecloths that were covered with a protective sheet of plastic. The music ranged from 40's to Classical, and the lunch crowd buzzed contentedly as the 56 scat dining room Filled to capacity. Diners selected from a limited, but sufficient one page menu that included homemade soups and chowders, salads, sandwiches, and beverages. Additional daily specials and desserts were listed on two chalkboards in the dining area. Three companions joined me in the eating adventure, allowing me to sample a variety of foods and still walk out of the restaurant without feeling stuffed. Companion number one, Roseann Mason seemed pleased with her selection of Soup and Finger Sandwiches ($3.75) commenting, "The portion was just right," and consequently felt she "didn't need a nap." The three finger sandwiches included various combinations of ham, cheese, olives, cream cheese, and tuna, and were garnished with a slice of pineapple and a cluster of red grapes. Ms. Mason's cupof Cheesy Chowder ($1.35; bowl $1.65) that I ordered as well, was hearty and full of vegetables, but overheated to the point where the cheese had separated from the stock and consequently had a stringy texture. Companion Nancy Hoefs ordered Spinach Feta ($4.95) off the special board andrcceived the greek pastry phyllo dough stuffed with spinach and feta cheese. Ms. Hoefs was impressed with the generous portion and commented on the subtle spinach flavor and the flakiness of the pastry. Creamy cole slaw accompanied her entree, along with a miniature poppy seed muffin and fresh fruit garnish. Companion Mr. Vallin ordered and practically inhaled a rather small portion of broccoli quiche ($4.50) which was also garnished with fresh fruit and a miniature muffin. As Mr. Vallin was commenting how he could "easily eat five or six more portions," our waitress telcpathically set another portion in front of him. We decided to keep our voices down after that. The Cajun Chicken Salad (55.50) 1 ordered had a lightly spiced boneless chicken breast sliced and set upon a bed of mixed greens, sliced mushroooms, chopped tomatoes, black olives, and alfalfa sprouts. A subtly-seasoned cajun dressing and a minimuffin accompanied my tasteful entree. For dessert, three of uss ampled the Ricotta Cheese Pie, which reminded me of the filling used for stuffing cannoli. The ricotta cheese was sweetened with bits of chocolate, studded with slivered almonds and supported on a graham cracker crust. Concluding my review, I have decided to give Simpson's Cafe a well deserved A for food and atmosphere. I knocked down the service grade a tad to an A-because to ward the end of our luncheon our otherwise attentive server neglected our table for a half hour as she was attempting to serve the rest of the dining area single-handedly. Despite the lovely "less is more" decorating motif, I gave "decor" a grade of B because the plastic table coverings and the few food spots on the menus seemed to bring the polish of the cafe down, thus awarding Simpson's Cafe a gradepoint average of 3.67 and an appreciative thank you to Nancy Simpson for bringing Kenosha another little taste of class. Do YOU want to be Here's your chance! All y ou have to do is come the Ranger office ,WLLC D139c, any time and let us know. We're now looking for people for next year for all positions. ,March 28.1991 Entertainment Ba»ger.Pagel3| Beach Week to feature Surf Boys and Diane Alaimo by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor and Milwaukee Comedy Corner. Her humor indicates why she won the Jonathan Brandmeier Comic Relief Contest and Improv's Funniest Woman in Chicago, 1989. Although notacompletelistby far, the following have positively critiqued Alaimo: Chicago Tribune, Siskel & Ebert and Rex Reed. Comedienne Alaimo will perform from 8-9 pm, and the infamous "Surf Boys" will play in the Square from 9-12:30. They've played at Parkside over quite a number of years. The Square will be filled with sand, so wear your beach wear and join us on Thursday, March 28 from 8 pm to 12:30 During Spring Break, many Parkside students were able to kick up their heels in the sand and think "beach party." PAB has made it possible for all of us to walk in the sand with the "Surf Boys." On Thursday, March 28, comedienne Diane Alaimo will be sharing her experiences with cars, her weight and men, in the Union Square from 8-9 pm. Doors will open at 7:30 pm. Alaimo has appeared on "The Oprah Winfrey Show,"and "Showtime Comedy Club," several radio shows, and numerous comedy clubs, including Catch a Rising Star, Funny Bone, Funny Firm, Hollywood's, Improv Comedienne Alaimo and the "Surf Boys" are part of Beach Week and kickoff to spring! Wade Davis will be performing on April 4 in Greenquist 103. LSAT GMAT MCAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. Thursday, March 28 EASTER SPECIAL iiam-2pm Easter Dinner Carved Glazed Ham Scalloped Potatoes Candied Yams Whole Kernel Corn Dinner Rolls Dessert Colored Easter Egg Give-Away with all purchases Alarm Clock Give Away in the Cafeteria Wade Davis set to return in April Kenosha, Wis. — Wade Davis, cthnobotanist and author of "The Serpent and the Rainbow," will return to the University of Wisconsin- Parkside by popular demand on April 4. The free lecture, "Die Death of the Amazon: A Land Where the Gods Reign," will be held at 3:30 in room 103 of Greenquist Hall. This lecture introduces the Amazon and celebrates the extraordinary biological wealth of the most species- rich ecosystem on earth. The current threatened status of that ecosystem is also described. The lecture will discuss the role that ethnobotany and plant exploration can play in the struggle to preserve both the native people and the tropical rainforest they have come to understand. A question and answer period will follow the lecture. In 1989, Davis presented a series of popular lectures on "Voodoo and Zombies in Haiti" and "Extinction or Survival: The Fate of the Tropical Rainforest," at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. He has authored several articles on black magic and hallucinogenic plants for medical use. A native of British Columbia, he holds degrees in anthropology and biology from Harvard University. In 1986, Davis completed a doctorate in biology with a specialization in ethnobotany at Harvard. This event is sponsored • LSAT class starts 4/10 • GMAT class starts • MCAT class meets 6/8 • GRE class starts 4/7 Phone Registration 277-9990 by the Parkside Activities Board's Concept and Controversies Committee. For more information, contact Edris Saldana at ext. 2650. Ranger, Page 14 Feature March 28,1991 Bev Burnell's career road show By Cathy White Special to the Ranger As you are hurrying to class down Grecnquist or Molinaro Hall, you may have seen Bev Burnell, Career Development Counselor, standing behind a table filled with books, brochures, and handouts. Bumell calls this "her road show." Beginning in Fall 1989 Bumell decided to promote the resources of Die Career Center through a program called Career Outposts. Career Outpost Schedule Monday, Aprillst| 2:3O-6:O0| Housing! Core Bldg Wednesday, April 3rd| 9:30-2:30 Concourse Bp by Bookstor|e Thursdays April 4th 1II:(pl:0OInter-(^-: tural Commons Bumell hopes the career outposts will make students, faculty and staff more aware and comfortable with Die Career Center. Burnell's outposts consist of career decision books, free brochures and magazines, career resource handouts and a computer guidance aid. "Off the road," Burnell is usually found in News releases Die Career Center. WLLC D175, aiding students making career decisions. Bumell said, "I hope to let students know who to ask for help. I'm here to give individual attention and to show that there are actual career counselors here to help." Whether in her office or stationed at one of her outposts, Bumell is trying to reach the undecided students, the students who know their major but not their career possibilities, and those who have almost completed their degree and are ready for the job search. She thinks career planning is essential for all students. Bumell looks at career choices differently than most people. Bumell says, "Majors don'talways equal careers and majors don't determine who you are." Burnell's focus is on the undecided student. She believes it is acceptable for students to be undecided while they are in the process of deciding on a major. "Students should not refer to themselves as undecided, but rather as deciding," Burnell commented. Die Career Center docs not only work with seniors; fifty percent of the time is spent with students deciding on a career, the other fifty percent with seniors and job search techniques. Burnell's advice to students is to get to know the Career Center staff and resources before you are a senior. Next time you see Bev Bumell "on the road," stop for a few minutes to acquaint yourself with those resources available. Diey just might set you "on your road" to a successful career. Interviewing..J>ractice makes perfect Area personnel managers will conduct simulated interviews on campus with graduating seniors on Wednesday, April 10. Take advantage of this wonderful Opportunity to refine your interview skills. To register, bring a resume to theCareer Center, WLLC D175, no later than April 1. The Parkside Philosophical Society and the Parkside Women's Center present Professor Andrea Nye University of Wisconsin- Whitewater speaking on: The Troubled Marriage between philosophy and feminism: Divorce or reconciliation? Thursday, April 4,3:30 pm in Moln. 107. Refreshments following. Free and open to the public. Community Service Announcements 1992-93 Fulbright Scholarship applicants sought for grants Faculty members who are seeking a challenge and a change from the daily routine of lectures and grading exams may be excellent candidates for the Fulbright Scholar Program sponsored by the United States Information Agency. 1,000 grants for research, combined research and lecturing, or university lecturing at openings in over 100 countries. Specific openings exist in almost every area of the humanities, social sciences, physical sciences, the arts, business, journalism, and law. In many cases, scholars are allowed to propose their own lecturing and/or research projects. Scholars in all academic ranks from junior faculty to professors emeriti are eligible to apply. The Fulbright Program is searching for good teachers as well as active researchers. Eligibility requirements for the program incl ude U.S. citizenship and a Ph.D. or comparable professional qualifications. University or college teaching experience is necessary for a lecturing award. Language skills may be needed, but most lecturing assignments are in English. There is no limit on the number of Fulbright grants a scholar can hold, and former grantees may reapply. The deadlines are June 15 and August 1 depending on the country involved. For further information, contact the Grants Office at 2539 or call or write the Council for International Exchange of Scholars, 3007 Dlden Street, N.W., Suite SM, Box NEWS, Washington, DC 20008-3009. (202-686-7877. ( Kenosha's ^ I |V/ Catering Newest & Hottest V J \ to the Bar & Restaurant ^ \J College Crowd Pailv Specials,,, Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.00 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday 6 $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Gust like a margarita) Only $1.75 Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday > Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Co// for Carry Outs- .----"-58lh Street Kenosha, Wl (414)652-0505 HeaMirBhtii Planned Parenthood Clinics w Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • Lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Clinics 654-0491 / 654-9060 "SutfBi : Lutheran Artist - James M« Iplrad Lowery men's lenter This Week at Parkside Positions Available: Women's Center coordinators 1991-92 Academic Year. We are currently seeking students to serve as student coordinators for the Parkside Women's center. Job Descriptions and Applications available from Diane Welsh, Union 209 or the Women's Center. March 28.1991 . Feature 1 Ranger, Page 15 IBM Volunteer of the Week Tiara MitcheD Tiara Mitchell is a senior majoring in Communication. One year ago Tiara responded to the need for reading to vision impared people via WGTD-FM 91 through a program called Education and Reading Services (E.AJLS.). She is reading the Milwaukee Magazine oncea week. Bonnie Ore, Staffperson forE.A.R.S., reported how pleased she was with Tiara's participation. "Since E A.R.S. is staffed almost entirely by volunteers, we look for people who are both dedicated and reliable. Tiara Mitchell fits both of those descriptions." "On the few occasions when she has had to miss her regularly scheduled recording lime, she al- . ways makes sure she is here to record before her program's air date. We appreciate her commitment to E.A.R.S." Tiara is a twoproject volunteer. She has also taken a leadership role for Girl Scout Troop 27 that meets weekly at Riverview School in Silver Lake. Keeping a large troop of first, second and third graders busy is not an easy task, but with a sincere desire to help young people, Tiara continues to meet the • challenge. SOC to sponsor benefit dance Special to the Ranger by Jody Robison The Student Organizations Council (S.O.C.) will be sponsoring a fundraising drive and benefit dance to raise Food for Families. All proceeds raised from this drive and dance will be given to local pantries. Around the Christmas season, food for these local pantries is easy to come by with everyone's heightened sense of giving. In April, however, many of these local pantries go on what little savings they have left to purchase food for the upcoming summer months. S.O.C. has taken it upon itself to raise money through a hot meal at their cafeteria. These summer months will also be especially crucial because of the economic recession that is affecting our area. Tie benefit dance that will be held April 18 is ag ood way for students to have fun while helping others. Tickets for this benefit include the band Life Underground, a local Milwaukee altemativedance band; one free soda with the purchase of the ticket, and a buffet The cost of the tickets are $3.00 for students and $4.00 for guests 18 and up. Tickets can be purchased in the S.O.C. office located in the coffee shop area or from S.O.C. * club representatives. Art Department Continued from Page 1 eliminate the tremendous amount of harmful fumes, gases, and dust material that results in an unhealthy environment for students and staff. At this time, the project is being> designed, which may then followed by biddings, which is then followed by construction. The art labs are expected to be closed during the summer while the remodeling takes place, then reopened in the fall of 1991. Open 6am to closing Landing Tavern 719 50th st Kenosha 654-5077 Happy hour 3-7pm 6oz.Tapper $.35 Frosted Mug$.75 Beer and Rail $1.10 Wine $1.25 Pitchers $3.25 Monday 7-10pm Budweiser $1 Wednesday 7-10pm Men's Night Out $1 rail $.25 Tappers Thursday 7-10pm Ladies Night Out Wear a skirt-get second drink free 9pm-close Jagermeister $1 shot Clean friendly atmosphere-Everyone welcome Bring in ad- get one drink free monetary donations and a benefit dance. As of April 1, donation boxes will be placed in several of the main offices on campus. Your support is much needed. In addition, tickets will be sold to the dance which will be held Thursday, April 18. S.O.C. is asking forcash donations instead of food this time because we think it is better for the local pantries who can purchase the food they need in large quantities, making it easier to buy more food for less money. These donations will be used to support the local pantries throughout the summer months when many children are out of school and do not receive £ O V\ O 3* to 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 23, March 28, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. President signs rights bill Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document k"KTUniversity of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 22 Thursday March 14,1991 i President signs rights bill by Dan Chfappetta News Editor President George Bush has signed the "StudentRight to Know Bill" (HR 1454), which will give G. Gary Grace the public up-to-date information on the graduation rates of athletes and other students attending postsecondary institutions. According to Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs, the bill originated from two different bills that had different motives, which Congress and the National Collegiate Athletic Association had been debating for the past two years. "The two bills have been merged together," said Grace. "The first bill concerned athletes believing that universities were using students and were not committed to education. The second bill concerned information about campus crimes." "Students Right to Know Bill" required colleges and universities to disclose the graduation rates of all full-time degree-seeking students. Schools with athletic scholarships also must report graduation rates of athletes in football, basketball, cross country, track, and all other sports. According to the bill, schools must provide this information to prospective studentathletes as well as their parents, high school coaches, and guidance counselors. This part of the bill goes into effect July 1,1992. The bill also states thact olleges and universities must report all violent crimes against students during the past year, even if an incident occurred offc ampus. This Student abducted by Dan Chiappetta News Editor A non UW-Parkside student abducted an 18«year«oM UWParkside art student and held, her against her will using a 13 inch butcher knife on March 5. I According toaDW-Parkside Campus Police Reportsummary, the Kenosha Police Department notified CampasPoitce thatastudent was abducted at knife point from the Communication Arts Department parking lot at noon* The student was driven into . : ' . : ' . :: The oomstudent believed the victim, was having an afair with i Jier husband. According to the report* the victim was unhurt when die Kenosha Police Department located them. .'. The 33 -year-old suspect was charged with one count of false imprisonment while armed with a dangerous weapon. bill also provides the victims with the right to learn the outcome of any disciplinary hearing against them if accused of a crime. This part of the bill takes effect on July 1,1991. 'The federal bill is currently being put together by the Department of Education in Washington D.C.," stated Grace. Grace believes defining the many different policies in the bill will be difficult and will "raise all kinds of issues." He believes applying the policies to the different kinds of institutions will be important and difficult to identify. He also raised the importance of presenting the data with explanation. Grace believes that all data must be followed by information defining the data received. "Defi- - nition without interpretation is dangerous. It must be explained." Grace has appointed a UWParkside Task Force that will be responsible for gathering information that needs to be disclosed to students, identifying how to collect the necessary data, and recommending methods and publications for disseminating the necessary information. Don't drink and drive, come back alive. Rassger photo by Saniu Beads? Drinking and driving resulted in the deaths of the occupants of this car, which was on display this week in upper Main Place. Don't be a statistic. Party with common sense during spring break and survive* Deadline for Teaching Excellence Awards Nominations for the 1990-91 Teaching Excellence Awards are now being accepted by the Teaching Excellence Awards Comm i ttee. The awards are presented annually to up to two faculty who have demonstrated outstanding classroom ability over the lasyt ear. Students may nominate one faculty member, citing their rationale for the nomination on the nomination forms, which are available in the PSGA office (WLLC D-137), the Ranger office (WLLC D-139), the Library/ Learning Center, the Union Information Center, the Advising Center, the office of the Secretary of the Faculty, and all school offices. Forms will be accepted until Friday, March 15th. They can be returned toa ny of thea bove offices. In addition to student nominations, other recommendations will be solicited from all school deans. Nominations from both sources will be considered by the Awards Committee, which will discuss many elements of a nominee's teaching experience, including school evaluation forms. The committee is comprised of four faculty members and fours tudents. All full time faculty members and teaching Academic Staff are eligible for the Teaching Excellence Award, with the exception of those who have received it in the last seven years. Those ineligible are: Douglas DeVinny, Norman Cloutier, Laura Gellott, Esther Wilson, Thomas Fournelle, Pamela Pierce, David Holmes, Lisa Kornetsky, Jane Pinnow, Ross Gunderson, and Don Kummings. Inside... Editorial..,. ..Page 2 PSGA Report.... ..Page 3 Devil's Advocate ...Page 3 Gabe'sGab .... ..Page 4 Letters ..Page 4 Spotlight.. ...Page 5 Spons....................Page 9 Spring Break....... .Page 18 Entertainment..... .Page 19 Classifieds .Page 20 Ranger. Page 2 Editorial March 14,1991 "DAMN REPUBLICANS HAVE O UTDONE US AGAIN!" From the desk of the Editor * A lot of people—and many of these are students at this time of year— visit Cancun. For quite a few it's a first visit; for others a return trip. Most will come away elated with their experience; some will be elated just to get away from their experience. I was one of the latter. This editorial is notmeant to condemn the whole ofC ancun, nor to implyt hat every visitor is guaranteed to have a baedx perience cm- two. But since a number of UWParkside students are travelling there this March, sharing my experience there may point out some potential problems that could arise. I will have accomplished my goal if what potential problems that could arise. I will have accomplished my goal if what I say helps someone avoid a run-in that could ruin an otherwise delightful time. Rude people, rotten food, obnoxious taxi drivers, and a dirty atmosphere. These are all characteristics of one of Mexico's vacation hotspots, Cancun. The people in Cancun can speak fluent English until you have a probelm, and then they can only understand Spanish. They also use bait and switch tactics all the time. The first morning I was there, I went to a "welcome" orientation at the hotel. There was an opportunity to sign up for a dinner cruise, and the cost was $49.00 each person. When I signed up later, the cost mysteriously went up to $55.00 per person. The bad thing about this is the price was raised without anyone being told. The next instance was at breakfast, when the host told me it would cost 18,000 pesos for breakfast Well, when the bill arrived, it was priced at 27,000 pesos. When I went to the waiter to complain, he suddenly forgot how to understand English. Then it was time toc all home to tell them I had arrvied in one piece. I couldn't use my calling card, because finding a pay phone in Cancun is like finding a needle in a haystack. When I inquired at the desk about making a phone call, they told me it would cost at least $45.00 for three minutes. Well, after ten minutes of research I found out they didn't know what they were talking about, and I was able to call for about $7.00. Later on in the day, I was by the pool listening to some Mexican rock-n-roll and catching some sun, when I decided to order a soda. When the waitress brought my soda, she said it cost 5,000 pesos. I gave her 20,000 pesos and she only gave me 12,000 back. I brought the discrepancy to her attention, and she admitted to me that she didn'tknow how toc ount when itcame to giving change. After all, it waso nly 3,000 pesos ($1 ), but I figured after already getting ripped off at least a half dozen times, this wasn't going to fly. Finally, after arguing with the manager for ten minutes, I received my 3,000 pesos back. While sitting by the pool, a gentleman by the name of Manuel stopped by and asked if there was any interest in a snorkeling trip. So for a nominal fee, an excursion was set up for the next day. Upon arrival at the dock, I caught a glimpse of the boat that was being used for the trip. It looked like the boat from the cartoon series "Clutch Cargo and PaddlefooL" We were supposed to get a nice red snapper dinner at the end of the trip, but needless to say, it was cold and rotten. After the great snorkeling trip, I tried finding a grocery store. Well, after geting the same directions to the only store in the area from five different people, I asked a taxi driver to drive me there. When we arrived, there J Continued above From the desk of the Editor Continued from below wasn't a grocery store there; it had burned down about six months ago. The taxi driver then took me downtown to a grocery store, and I was in the store about five minutes before walking out. I wouldn't give that food to my worst enemy. Another incident happened that gave me a negative opinion about Cancun, but I'll share one final one with you. I traveled with a companion via a water taxi to the island of Isla Mujeres. This was a beautiful island and I would have gone back but one incident left a dent in my feelings for the island and its people. I bought my companion a necklace for $25.00 from a little market on the island. I didn't have any cash with me, so I gave the gentlemen my charge card. He told me he had just opened up his business and didn't have a machine that stores use to process charge card receipts, so he was going to the next store to do it. Well, after waiting a half hour, he finally got back with charge card. I signed my slip and was on my merry way, I thought. This past week, I received my charge card bill with $500 of unauthorized charges on it. If they printed the truth about Cancun in all the travel books available, nobody would go there. It costs about five times as much to go there than the literature says, and it is five times a bad as they ysa. The area is highly dependent upon the tourist trade; if not for the tourists, poverty would be much more prevalent than itcurrently is in the Cancun vicinity. If this was supposed to be paradise, I would hate to see what the not-so-famous hotspots are like. When you go on spring break, watch yourself, bring cash or traveler's checks, and don't trust people farther then you can throw them. Have a great time, and I hope everyone returns safe and happy. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins News Editor Business Manager Daniele Chiappetta Kenneth J. Schuh Entertainment Editor Advertising Manager Dawn Mailand Terri Fortney Feature Editor Advertising Representitive Gwenevere Heller Tracy Beecroft Sports Editor Classified Ad Manager Jeff Lemmermann James Chomko Asst. Sports Editor Distribution Manager Theodore Mclntyre Ronald Hansen Copy Editor Circulation Manager Tod McCarthy Elizabeth Spalla Layout Editor Photo Editor Scott Singer Sunni Beeck As9t. Layout Editor Photographers Sara Kahl Todd Goers Advisors % Kurt Geilfuss Stuart Rubner Cartoonists Jan Nowak Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Chris Ingram Glen Kelly General Staff: Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold,Chr is Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Ju de, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, David Wick, Chris Toliver, Chris Daniel. March 14,1991 The Devil's Advocate Opinion Ranger, Page 3 When you grow up you will understand by Donald R. Andrewski As a child, there were many times when I was in the presence of my father when he would ask someone that age-old question "Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults have in adultery?" I would look up and ask "Dad, what is 'adultery'?" He would say "Don't worry about it. When you grow up, you will understand." I did grow up, and I did find out what adultery was. I can honestly say that I have no desire to suck on my big toeo r engagei n an adulterous relationship. So do infants have more fun? I don't know, but I think I understand. My dad was very active in our church, so I was brought up in a very religious family. Since my dad taught catechism and was very knowledgable about such things, I approached him with the question "Dad, why can't priests get married?" "Well", my father responded, "when a man enters the priesthood, he takes a vow of celibacy." Predictably, the next question was "Dad, what is 'celibacy'?" "Don't worry about it. When you grow up, you will understand." Well, I grew up and got married. And divorced. Twice. It has been my experience that within the confines of marriage, celibacy has never been a problem. So why can't priests get married? I don't know, but I think I understand. My father was a veteran of World War Two naval combat, serving aboard PT boats in enemy infested waters. As a result, he developed a deep appreciation of freedom and respect for peace. He taught these principles to me and my three brothers. Dad always taught us that it took a big man to walk away from a fight. As an eight year old, I discovered that big men get beat up a lot. After one such schoolyard incident, my father looked at my split lip, bloody nose, torn shirt and black eye. Grabbing my hand, he took me to the principal's office. The principal was less than sympathetic. "Boys will be boys," he foolishly told my father. "There is nothing that I can do." Looking him straight in the eye, my father replied "Well, there is something that I can do!" That evening my father introduced me to the martial arts. Jungle Judo. At least that's what he called it It was a killer form of self-defense that he learned in the Navy. Keeping true to his principles, dad only taught me the defense part of it, thus precluding that I would ever use it to start a fight. The lessons I learned that evening got me out of a lot of scrapes withoutpersonal injury and only whetted my appetite for more. I enrolled in formal karate classes and now hold a brown belt in Shorei-Ryu Okinawan karate. I intend to win my black belt by die end of this year. The most important thing that martial arts have taught me is respect for other people and only to fight in self-defense or the defense of others. This is merely an extension of the principles that my father has taught me all through my life. These are principles that I intend to pass on to.my six year old son. As I ponder the future, questions come to mind. Will my son learn to respect others the way my dad taught me? Will I bea s great a father to my son as my father was tome? I may never know, but when my son grows up, I think that he will understand. Parkside Student Government Association PSGA to lobby national politicians by Tony Finch PSGA Senator As you all know, or should know, it is election time. I am not going to fill this article with complaints about the lack of student invovement If you do not keep in touch with your student representatives then they do not understand any problems you encounter, then a vicious circle abounds and nobody wins. For Goodness sake, vote and understand the issues and the many excellent candidates running. This is the end of my lecture. Speaking of lectures, the United Council was at UWParkside recently. I again was representing Parkside with Shared Governance. Our committee was the first to get started and the last out The first thing discussed was the assesment test. We blew it; in the near future, all student in the UW-system will be subjected to a horrid three hour test after their sophomore years. As shared governance, we decided to lobby to make assesments of faculty readily available for students. As you al l know, at the end of each semester people who are taking classes must fill out an evaluation form about the teacher and class they are taking. A general majority of our committee felt that these assesments should be made available for all students to use in the case of planning course schedules and picking fac ulty advisors. The second thing discussed was the placement of students on committees in the different universities. In a broad sense, the main issue is student power, especially when it comes to cirriculum. Here at UW-Parkside, we are sending delegates to Washington over spring break to lobby members of congress on the reauthorization of the Higher Education Act of 1965. The goals of our delegates, as well as delegates from the other UW campuses, is to help put pressure on the people in power to make the reauthorization fair. Included in thereauthorization is the balance of grants to loans so students can afford to attend college. Also, making aid available to middle-class students will be covered. I wisho ur delegatesl uck and I hope they lobby hard. On a final note, take part in this week's Safe Spring Break activities. It is important to have a good time, but do it responsibly so you do not have to do your partying six feet under. Have a fun^afe, (and warm?) spring break. PSGA wishes all students, staff, and faculty a safe spring break. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:09 pm. Roll Call: EJensen(L), JJensen, TJensen, Finch, Lindblom, Rosier, Riccio, Simpkins, Schuh, Yee, Bovee, Sikora, Olson, Jude(L), Kadolph(U). Guests: Michelle Lindgren, Dawn Keitch, Steve McLaughlin, Lika Morishita, Peggy James. Justices: Jody Robison, Frank Martinelli Motion Bovee/J.Jensen 3/8/91 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Passes 11-0-0. Report of the President (Homer) -SUFAC has received the final numbers for the budgets, therefore we will be meeting and presenting a letter to the Chancellor for approval. Report of the Vice-President (Daniel) -No report Report of President Pro-Tempore (Schuh) -March 28th Ranger article will be written by Senator Sikora. Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) Motion Lindblom/Finch 3/8/91:2 To approve the allocation of $571.00 for the USSA conference being held in Washington D.C. during the weekend of March 16th. $205.00 - Registration $237.00 - Hotel $79.00 -Transportation $50.00 - Food Delegates: Lindblom, Finch, Jude, Morishita, Daniel, Bovee <Division Called> Passes 8-4-2 Report of SUFAC (T. Jensen) - No report Report of Student Services Committee (E. Jensen) - No report Report of Minority Actions Council (Jude) - No report Report of Women's Affairs (Morishita) -Requests that everyone sign the petition going around concerning the "miniskirt bill". This bill would render the attire of the victim inadmissible evidence in sexual assault trials. Report of Treasurer (Owens) - No report Report of Judicial Branch (Robison) -Officially swearing in of Dawn Kritch and Michelle Lindgren as Justices of U.W. Parkside Student Government Association Inc. Report of United Council - Written reports Committee Reports Motion moved out of committee 3/8/ 91:3 To allocate $45.50 for the Election advertisementplaced in the Ranger. Passes 13-0-1 Unfinished Business: Resolution #91:07 has been vetoed by die President. Motion Sikora/Riccio 3/8/91 :4 To override the veto of Resolution #91:07. <Question Called> Passes 13- 0-1 Motion Simpkins/Riccio 3/8/91:5 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 14-0-0 Adjourned at 12:51pm. Ranger, Page 4 Opinion March 14,1991 Gabe's Gab Beach Party Dhahran on the day of the ground war by lw Sgt. Gabe '• * y ""»• f HH Kluka Editor's note: Gabe's Gab was Dated Feb. 25,1991. Greetings from the land of free postage! Well, at the time I am writing this, the ground war has started, and the liberationo f Kuwait has begun. Hopefully, this thing will be short and to the point, and we will be able to return home in the near future. Being an MP in a wartime Army is not the most dangerous job in the theatre, however, we do have our fair share of SCUD attacks around here, so I am not feeling too safe. Right now, we are hanging around in the vicinity of Dhahran awaiting orders to go up north and guard POW's. For those of you keeping score at home, the Sno-Slugs, who have successfully completed their mutation into Sand-Slugs, are still 100%. In the short time that we have been here, we have managed to begin the corruption of some Saudi Army MP's who we have been working closely with. We are teaching them some interesting American phrases, none of which are printable. Our Arabic is as weak as their English, but the language barrier has not been a problem. We have made some fast and true friends. Surprisingly enough, the weather has been very nice. It gets chilly at night, but by dayi t is warm enough to sunbathe. As I am typing this, I am nursing a sunburn on both sides of my closely shaved head. We sunbathe daily, and this ritual is called "Beach Party Dhahran". After we are relieved from our guard shift, we look at each other and say, "Beach Party Dhahran", and head up toe njoy the mid-February sun. It's almost too much foraMidwestemerto handle, but it's nice. While gambling is illegal, we have managed to start a little thing called "SCUD Bowl 91". It's a way to redistribute platoon money to the lucky soul who guesses what time at night the SCUD alert will gooff. All donationsare voluntary, and if the government doesn't like it, they can bring us up on racketeering charges. Sent to prison for running a SCUD pool, dubious indeed. Well, I wish I could convey all the sights ands ounds of thisc ountry to you in one neat package, but that would be impossible to do. However, the eeriness of prayer call at 4:45 am is the one thing I wish all of you could hear. The entire city wails as the numerous mosques throughout the city call the residents to worship. It is strangely medieval, but very beautiful. As a whole, we are anxious to finish this business with Hussein and come home. For now, we are relatively safe, and definitely safer than our troops who are on the front lines. We all hope that our fellow soldiers get the job done quickly, with as few of them not coming back as possible. Keep your fingers crossed. If you care to write our company in particular, the address is: ANY SOLDIER 822ND MP CO c/o 400th MP CMD (EPW) Operation Desert Storm APO, NY 09616-5000 Letters to the editor To the Editor: I am writing in response to the letters written by several students concerning racism on campus. My goal in this is to basically air my views, because I have some, and try to make sense of this situation. Prejudice is a word that can probably describe how I feel sometimes here on campus. It's not all the time, but sometimes. Prejudice to me is having anyone make a snap judgment about me though they have never met me. I've believed for a long time that I really can't dislike a person that I don't know if my heart is good. It ios nly maybe the externals that may bug me a bit It is likae father whol oves his son. He may not say it, and this may trouble me, but he shows me in other ways. Prejudice is not something that is one-sided in my belief. Sometimes I will be walking down the hall ands ee someone and thinkt hat they wouldn't like me, yet later on sometime we are conversing as friends. The problem with prejudice is that it never allows me the chance to step outside of my own shallow world and find out things about that someone else. I believe that racism exists at U.W.-Parkside, but I think it exists anywhere and everywhere. What can I do? This ias toughy. I usually try to set an example. If "I'm" known for being noisy, then I am quiet I like to have people second guess me because then it proves to me that anything is possible. My advise to the readers of my letter? Don't turn this issue into a war. We should air our views. I would like to see a panel discussion occur here on campus where people first handc an talk and listen to what each side has to say. I am biased but if I had a choice I don't think I would take either side. I would just think for myself and do what I feel is right. Myron H. Jackson. Misguided and Confused Anyone , who writes articles about things they don't understand is misguied and confused. Everyone has something to say about racist You can not know what my people have gone through until you walk in our shoes. Mr. Daniels is a black man, who has enlightened us all to the problem of racis m on this campus. This week I have experienced more than any one person can take black or white. I sat in class listening to the bookreports of my fellow students. It was my turn , I read a book entitled "The Naked Soul of Iceberg Slim" , I told the class why I chose this book because it was interesting. Someone replied (a white student) because it hit home. I have never lived in the ghetto, so why was tihs said because I'm black. This week Ranger was the straw that broke the camel's back. The statements that were made lacked proof and depth. Someone stated "it was our leaders that sold us into slavery", many of my people were stolen from the only home they know. They wereb rought here robbed of their names, taught a new form of religion, and made to work in the fields. My people made this country and still are the underdogs. It was my people, who made work in the fields gathering cotton , tobacco and other crops. It was my people, who made the inventions that would revolutionize this nation but we are still the underdogs. Many must realize that blacks no longer a minority, but a majority and will no longer be the white's man underdog. We will now raise and become masters of lives and of the lives of our poeple that follow. It is time for the white man to realize that such raical satements should not be made. Name not withheld, But YELLED Kim Roberson To Sick and Tired: I'll tell you what I'm "sick and tired" of. I'm "sick and tired" of people like you ignoring the fact that racism exists. Let's just close our eyes and it (racism) will go away by itself . Right? I don ' t think so. And what makes yosuu ch an expert on African history? How do you know how rare iwt as for the Europeans to leave the "safety of their boat and venture into the interior of Africa?" Were you there? No, couldn't have been. On the other hand, maybe you know this because the story has been passed down in your family from generation to generation. I think you know what 14 m i mpl y i ng. To put things in your words, one must only listen to the rhetoric of David Dukes and "name withheld" (that's you), toin deed realize where the true racist attitude stems from. Don't worry, you're in good company . I guess you've done extensive research and found that Dr. King cheated on his research that got him the title doctor. Well of course you have. And shame on Jesse Jackson, using his position for personal gain, tsk, tsk. You are so right Mr . "name withheld " . How can we look up to these people? I would much rather idolize the great Rev. Jim Baker, or the drug king Elvis Presley, or better yet, the ever-so-truthful Richard Nixon. Now these are people to lookup to. To end my letter, I will not say that I am notaracist, because maybe there's a little racism in all of us. I have never had a problem with racism atParkside until now. These articles have gotten way out of hand. It's funny how the true racists start to surface when their position in society is threatened. Finally, to all those cowards out there.. J sign my name. Jackie Handford To the Editor: What good is having an opinion if you're afraid to take thecre dit for it? All letters to the Editor are strictly opinion. So at this time I'm going to offer my opinion to the six misguided, poetically inclined, blind, ignnrant fools; who took it upon themselves to destroy the integrity of Chris Daniels article. I would be ignorant to say that I was not bothered by the stereotypes that I was categorized under by the assumptions of a few Anglo Americans. It is obvious tome that Chris's article hit a sore spot within you because you charged back at him like a ravishinq beast who had not eaten for days. What gives you the right to educate me on the history of my people? All the knowledge that you have attained regarding Black History is simply hearsay from textbooks that were written by some Anthropologist or Professor that did a little misguided research. I am not concerned with the contents of a textbook regarding my history because I have Grandparents and Great Grandparents who have lived through this so called "HISTORY." So you oar ny other God fearing Anglo couldn't correctly tell me one damn thing about Black History that I too have not read in a textbook. You don't feel that racism exists because you are not willing to find out within your own self. Any fool knows that every single human being has prejudiced thoughts and feeling in some shape or form. I don't care if you're black, white, red, or blue it exists. There is always something out there that you have negative feelings about beforehand. We ve always known that racism was there but it has not been until now that we have revealed it within this school system. And now that we're taking a stand on what we believe in we're inventing a new phenomenon that Continued on Page 6 •March 14,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 Staff of the Bursar's/Cashier's Office Ranger photo by Sunni Beeck Bursar's/Cashier's Office by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Education costs money. At UW-Parkside, student payments are made to the Bursar's Office. In the next several months several changes are in st ore for the Bursar's Office. Not only will they be moving from their current location in Tallent Hall, but they will be known in the future as the Cashier's Office. The new Bursar's/Cashier's Office will be located in the D-l level of WLLC and should lessen the need to make the long journey to Tallent Hall. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office is responsible for collecting, depositing, and accounting for all revenues paid by students to the university. They are the agents for disbursement of financial aid payments, such as student loans and the wide variety of grant s for which students qualify. Collection of NDSL/Perkins loans is also handled by the Bursar's/Cashier's office upon a student's graduation from UWParkside, unlike collection of Stafford loans, which is presently the responsibility of thelenderwho originated the loan. According to Kathy Wyler, our Bursar, she and her staff have experienced a default rate of no more than 2.93%, which is rather remarkable considering that many lending institutions have default rates approaching 25%. The high efficiency of our Bursar's/Cashier's Office is important to students in several ways. First of all, if a default rate exce eds 7.5%, a penalty is assessed, rendering the program less financially effective. Secondly, the funds available are a revolving fund, which means that if payments are not collected, a shrinking volume of money would result If old loans arenotcollected, new loan amounts will undoubtedly diminish. If a repayment program is inefficient, the policy guidelines of that program will have to be reset to increase efficiency. Stafford loans will likely have be subject to a different disbursement system by this next year. All checks will be held for a minimum of thirty days after the commencement of the semester for new freshman, and the hold period may apply to continuing students. Check with the Financial Aid Office for updates if you may be affected by the proposed disbursement changes. A month with an empty wallet can seem like an eternity. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office is also responsible for administering tuition remissions, which are a reduction of student charges based on an award from a particular office orfacetof the university. Anaward of this type can influence the amount of other forms of aid, and as Wyler noted, "All those things interplay together." The Bursar's/Cashier's Office serves as the university's bank. They are responsible for drafting checks for student employees. If travel expenses are forthcoming, if purchases are made or university invoices must be covered, the checks originate in the Bursar's/ Cashier's Office. Deferred tuition payments are also managed by Wyler and her staff. It is possible that mail-in payments may be allowable in the near future, which world make payment somewhat less timeconsuming and more convenient When in their new location, Wyler promises that the office will be set up to provide more of a customer-service type of system. A customer service desk is being designed, and the new system may remove some of the trepidation many students feel when they currently have business to takecare of. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office staff understands the sentiments of many students entering their office. "You're handing over your money. People aren't positive about coming over here," according to Wyler. One may tend to disagree with that position on financial aid disbursement days, though. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office hopes to be connected to the new university-wide computer information system by the Spring semester of 1992. The system will allow a daily records update, rather than the current weekly update under the present system. "I think it will streamline any payment or refund process questions a student has about their account," said Wyler. If the system works out as planned, her office may be able to expand services at some future date, though changes are not expected immediately after implementation. No staff reductions are planned due to installment of the system. The combination of a new records system and a more readily accessible location should benefit UW-Parkside students. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office and Financial Aid Office will be located in the same area of the D-l level of WLLC, so convenience should be enhanced by the move. We'll be looking forward to their arrival in June. Next Week's Spotlight: The Women's Center Ranger, Page 6 Opinion March 14,1991 Letters to the editor Continued from Page 4 we're using as a scapegoat to hide our true feelings. There's nothing that I hate more than a educated fool who hides behind closed doors when he's put his foot in his own mouth. But to all of you who were afraid to reveal your name it tells us all a little something about youA. coward can always find fault in someone else but when he's done wrong you can never find him. Name Yelled not withheld, Tirshatha Wilson Deep from within the skin The time has come for me to do the educating on this campus, supposedly designed for ethnic diversity. I am very disappointed with the approach that people have taken towards the articles that my " brothers and sisters" have written. There is nothing I hate more than a narrow-minded, ignorant, naive bigot or a mindless Caucasian who begins to stereotype my people. You can not begin to understand or comprehend the struggle that my people face daily to survive in the America that was stolen from us by you, and you call us separtist and rasist I would never call caucasions ignorant as a whole, but you who have so cowardly withheld your name, ignorance is just the beginning for you. You make statements such as, "You sound as if you expect us "white people" to change to help you, what have you done for me?" My people has done plenty for you. I hear a lot of my caucasion friends; in need of money, and running to the plasma donor center for a measley $ 15, which was made possible by Dr. Charles Drew, who was one of my people. With the minds of people like you who have chosen to write these articles, you could not make it from one end of the street to the other without the traffic lights invented by Garrett A. Morgan, who was also one of my people, Everyone likes to travel even the ignorant. Benjamin Banneker is the man responsible for remembering the construction plans for Washington D.C. off the top of his head. "What time is it?" you may ask, also without the brilliant mind of the black man Benjamin Banneker you may n ot have ever known, for he was the man who invented the clock. NOW YOU MAY NO LONGER ASK WHAT HAVE MY PEOPLE DONE FOR YOU! To Mr. Weber, who happens tobeaman with general prejudice, but has no excuse for it You made an excuse when you state d, "it is something ingrained in me from growing up in aprejudice society." What you fail to realize is you are no longer dealing with your little prejudice society or environment, you are dealing with a wide variety of people, and if you can not learn to respect others culture and backgrounds, then there is nothing more than ignorance within you. You B E L E V E Before Sam was murdered he fold Molly hed love and protect her forever. GHOST Sff l lWE, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Mar. 26, 27, 28 7pm Union Cinema $1 Students $2 others indeed are a racist to say, "this nation should allow racist behavior to continue as long as it doesn't injure anyone." What type of injury do you need? You have injured many with your racist article and bias attitude. Name Yelled not withheld, Cheri Foster To "Withheld" Take that hate log out of your eyes before you take the splinter out of mine. Pluck the seals of hatred out of your souls and minds and live in peace and harmony with your fellow men. "Names withheld upon request," you do our freedom of speech a great injustice by abusing your ability to wage war with your tongues and not your minds. "Nameless" people will say whatever their hearts desire, knowing they will never have to face up to anyone and account for what they say. Truth doesn't hide behind cowardice nor does it mock humanity. The nameless articles in the Ranger reek with stark hatred. I am saddened that such a strong emotion is stirred up just because Chris Daniels published his plight in the Ranger. Chris is not alone, for anyone who is not white, faces the backlash of certain white feelings of inferiority and intimidation for other cultures. Hence, there is the International Students Club, Onda Latina, BSO and MAC. The students in these organizations feel camaraderie and support each other. They know thatatleastwithin these groups they exist, are wanted and are viewed upon as equals. Here they are not just some unwanted abstract minority. I sympathize with the staff of the Ranger, who find themselves caught between a rock and a hard place. However, their policy regarding publishing articles without the writers' names should be viewed with skepticism. The Ranqer should have used finesse in printing the article which mercilessly defames Dr. King. Let's talk about the here and now. Dr. King is not here to defend himself, therefore let the dead rest in peace. "Nameless person", you couldn't even possibly begin to understand the strides Dr. King made for not only African Americans but the whole of humanity. He died fighting to free people from the shackles of bondage from a race who thinks they should be "Master". You have no right to spit on his grave, or to slander his name. "Nameless professor", you by far are the biggest fool of all. You hide your hatred behind your education. Knowledge hasn't set your mind free, it has only made you a covert bigot You hate women and blacks. So, whom do you like, crocodiles and hyenas? You do keep such good company. If a person wants to spend their money on hair jell and boom boxes and Air Jordan's, is that such a sin. You would deny people who have been nailed to the lowest rungs of the economic ladder forcenturies, such trivial luxuries. Take that hate log out of your eye. Cocaine and alcohol are evils introduced by the white man, to keep African Americans and other oppressed people in a downtrodden state. As for how long are you going to be held responsible? As long as there is injustice, which may be forever, because you are sowing the same seeds of hatred in the hearts and minds of the next generation, which your parents sowed in yours. You see, its a vicious cycle. You can choose to stop it, or to perpetuate it All my life, I've been told to do things the way the "Master" wants to. Everyday is white history month. Whether we like it or not, its shoved down our throats. So, it was a welcomed relief when some sensibleperson came up with Black History Month to celebrate the contributions of African Americans to the development of this country. Americans tend to go to far and exotic places to experience a different sort of culture. Well! We don't have to do that here at Parkside. Wearedi verse aren't we? I think only physically. There is no depth in our diversity. You see last year, when we had "An evening In India", no one from the administration came to learn about our culture. Are we just an abstract, cumbersome minority that gets in everyone's way or weren't we important enough? Last semester I wrote an article in the Ranger entitled "Open your Dosed Mind." The closed mind hasn't opened one iota. In fact the situation has gotten far worse. Until the administration of this campus, opens their minds and acknowledges that a deep racist problem exists on campus, I am afraid all we can do is abuse the Ranger by using it to express hate black and hate white sentiments. We don't need an outsider like Johnny Winston to come and tell us the whole system is geared towards the majority population at the expense of the minority. Neither do we need angry parents to complain to the Chancellor before insignificant steps are taken to squelch the problems at hand. I urge everyone on campus to "take the hate log outof their eyes," before it turns into a raging fire and consumes us all. Educate and expose yourself to the history and culture of Americans who are not white. Victoria Sohan Bennett American Asian To the Editor: It is with great disgust and frustration that I sit down to write this letter. I have midterms this week and I really should be study Continued on Page 7 Friends of the UW-Parkside Library to Hold Book Sale The Friends of the UW-Parkside Library will hold a book sale March 22-23 and 25-26. Thousands of books covering a variety of subjects will be available for purchase outside the main entrance to the Library/Learning Center on the following days: March 22-23 (9am-4pm) and March 25-26 (9am-7:30pm). Most books will be priced between $.50 and $1.50. Select books will be offered in a silent auction or at special prices. Funds raised from the sale will be used by the Friends to support the Library's programs and resources. March 14,1991 Letters to the editor Ranger, Page 7 Continued from page 6 ing. But sometimes civil responsibility must take precedent over personal goal attainment. I would 1 ike to resp ond to the three gentlemen who responded to an article written by Chris Daniel Thank you Chris for "smoking them out"; don' t stop, there are a lot more in that room. The three gentlemen did not sign their names so I will not be able to respond to them by name. So for the purposes of this article I will refer to them as Mr. K, K, and K; I will respond to them in the order that they were printed in the Ranger. Mr. K, in reading your article, "Sick and tired", I was convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are "sick", but I could not ascertain what it is that has you so tired. If it is us (black people) who have been working so diligently to keep the "ugly head of racism reared", answer me this -being the intelligent and perceptive person that you are - if you were riding in your brand new car, and your passenger kept trying to draw your attention to the rattle under your hood that, of course, you do not hear, and this happens time after time, would you pull into a service station to speak to the mechanic of these "preposterous accusations of your passenger?" I don't think so. And if it were eighty degrees outside, sun shining and a clear day, and people were passing you on your daily walk (you must keep your body as healthy as your mind) complaining about the rain that was pouring down, would you run for shelter or would you continue your walk? You Mr. K would continue your walk. Racism is not a figment of our (black people) imagination, or an illusion of our creation, and of that I'm sure you are aware. We did not imagine 13, policemen in Los Angeles, California stopping a black man for speeding and then brutally beating him. We did not contrive "60 Minutes" expose that found employment agencies coding applications, at the request of major employers, so that they would be able to later distinguish the ethnic origin of the applicants. This was not so that they might act affirmatively, it was so they could immediately disregard those applications of African- Americans irrespective of qualification. No Mr. K, iits not the black people who keep racism alive. When you are engaged again in the discussion of slavery, whether it be your current attempts to resurrect the institution or casual discussion of the "good ole days", please be aware that it was not tribal leaders who sold their tribesmen into slavery. Tribal leaders were "persuaded" to capture members of rivaling tribes. However, they had no conception of the type of institution thatEuropean slavery was. Africans were accustomed to a very different kind of slavery, definitely not one based soley on race. They did this (sold their countrymen) only to be betrayed and later captured themselves. The number of Africans taken by European force far exceeds that of those captured by tribesmen. Let me also inform you of why we honor Dr. King. You stated, "He cheated on the very research that gave him his title." If we honored people just for completing a dissertation you yourself could have a holiday. Wouldn't that be nice? In fact if challenged I could not tell you what his dissertation research was concerned with. But what I can tell you is that when riding a bus I don't have to give up my se at to YOU! Nor do I have to use separate washrooms (although I could see the benefit of this one), eat in separate restuarants, sleep in separate hotels, or be denied access to other "pursuits of happiness." You see Mr. K, it's the man, the movement, the civil achievement, the self sacrifci es (he gave his lif)e, and the monumental change he fought for and produced that we honor. His dissertation did not lead one march, write one speech, nor was it ever imprisoned. We honor his life not his title. I have spent too much time with the first Mr. K, I must move on to the second. Youaskedof Chris..."does it remind you of a kid who loses and gets mad and takes his toys and goes home.,.". This game is a fixed one. The kid lost because the rules constantly change, because he got his toys long after thoe ther kids got theirs, and because the score means absolutely nothing. I don't think that you are ignorant because you were bom a white male. I don't know why you are ignorant, but you are. Fear not, ignorance is simply being unaware, so it's not terminal, allow me to help. Both my parents also worked to raise a family. We were not "given" anything. My parent's sent four children through college without help from any of your "hard earned tax dollars." It was not until my mother died and my father was a victim of the Chrysler plant closing that I was eligible for any of your hard earned tax dollars. It wasn't easy but I must have really wanted to piss you off! You spoke of "Raiders" jackets, Air Jordan's etc.. Mr. K, of course it would be ignorant to buy those things if you didn'thavefood, clothing or adequate housing. We could parallel it to buying alcohol and drugs, losing your $150,000 house, your Mercedez Benz, your corporate job, and your family all for the sake of a habit. I must apologize for letting these problems escape from the "ghetto". Upon my second look I found that there were only two names withheld. Forgive me. I'll have to let Andrew Weber be the third Mr. K. You asked when is white history month. It is September thru June, K-12, in any school in this country. It is really a shame that we have this type of exchange through the school newspaper. If an institution of higher learning does not foster the type of atmosphere that will allow for "healthy cultural exchange", then where will we find it I am willing to participate. Are you? It's long overdue. Lorissa K. Jackson Education to Stop Racism Racism is a serious problem Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 11 am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 ,: Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sai 1 lam -2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu VISA 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 on college campuses. Being an African American student at the University of Wisconsin Parkside, I have encountered a few unforgettable moments involving racism. For example, I remember walking into a classroom one day to find I was the only non-white student in the class. This wasn't a problem for me, but it was a problem for my white peers around me; one student even commented by saying, "There goes thec urve". How could I, being only one non-white student in the class, possibly mess up a curve? Give me a break! Right away this student showed me his ignorance and narrow mindedness by prejudging me. This student judged me by the color of my skin before he gave himself a chance to get to know me. This happens often, where students of color are judged by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character. Even some white falculty and , staff are guilty of racism. For example, some professors feel that since you are as tudent of color you are going to sit in the back of the cla,sroom, be a trouble maker, or just not come to class at all. Then when a student of color proves these theories to be untrue and try to participate in class by raisi ng his or her hand, the black hand is still over looked for the white one. The only solution to stop this ignorance and stupidity of racism is to educate ourselves of one another. On most campuses the need for education to stop racism has not yet been emphasized enough; not even here at the University of Wisconsin Parkside, where it is suppose to be a campus designed for diversity. All campuses need to start emphasizing and reemphasizing how greatly we need to be educated on one anothers backgrounds and cultures. Once we become educated we will have a much more clearer understanding of why we are who we ar, ebecome much more sensitive to one anothers feelings, become culturally enhanced, and will know that we can act natural around eachother. For example, I am also a student who lives on campus, one of my roommates who happen to be white had these silly myths that all black people were dirty, didn't like baths, and this is why our hair stayed so greasy. Before I became offended, I took the opportunity to explain to her the difference of the texture of her hair;a nd mine. I also explained to her the need for the hair grease in my hair. Now, she understands and she sees thatl bath daily just like she does, but I just don't wash my hair as often because there is no need to do s. Soee how educating eachother can be much more pleasant? In the past other solutions have been proposed. As far I can see, most still along the lines of education. For example, required culture classes, ethinic classes, and sensitivity workshops. Another solution is toeducateourchildrenatayoung age. Teaching them to love, respect, share, and care for all people. No matter what color yourself or others maybe. Still the only way to put a lid on racism is education. Remember, education is the key! In last weeks Ranger myself and other colleagues felt that the need for education is appropriate. Continued on page 8 (PWIi^j ON SIXTH 5118 6th Avenue frLUUpy 652-3545 Kenosha, Wi Across from the Holiday Inn LIL MEL & THE TKO BAND Sat. March 16th "THE ROB RASCH PROJECT" Sat. March 23rd "Try Our Long Island Ice Tea" COLLEGE NIGHT 9:00-Close Every Thursday Domestic Beer & Rail Drinks $1.00 HAPPY HOUR Monday-Friday 4:30-7:00 2 for 1 Specials Ranger t Page.8 Opinion Letters to the editor Continued from page 7 There were so many questions. One person who decided to withhold their name asked the question why honor Dr. King. He or she need to be educated and so do I, because I often find myself asking a similiar question why honor Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, and George Washington, these men who were all proponents of slavery. This person also feesl it is the Black himself who is responsible for racist attitudes. Again he or she needs to be educated. He or she is sadly mistaken. Black people have nothinq to be racist about, every time the Black man trys to progress and reach his highest, the "white man" knocks him down. And you have the audacity to say we're responsible for racist attitudes. My proposal is definitely education. I will try and educate myself on the different backgrounds and cultures of other people other than my own. I will continue to try appreciate and understand others feelings, although they maybe against me, this iss omething I will work hard to find out why people think and feel the way they do, so I can understand that individual. Treat a person the way you would like to be treated- Like most difficult problems, racism will not be solved or end overnight. So far, people have just been agreeing and pretending that their hearts are in the right place. Its time to wake up and face racism and stop pretending. Thes ooner we begin to fighitt , the quicker it will give in. Name Yelled not withheld, Yolanda Jackson To the editor, First, to thee ditor, sorry if you had to deal with any discrimination (which, of course we all "know" is only white male orinated, especially on this campus) duetomy response to Mr. Daniel'a rhetoric. I hope your courage isn't censured. Yes, Mr. Daniel's, I am back again, I'm the "ignorant" one of many, (your words not mine). I've given your topic some more thought You sound ungrateful for all the help social programs have tried to give the poor and disadvantaged paid for by working taxpayers (Yes I work and have paid taxes forfifteen years. Do you have a job Mr.Daniel's? Dark (Side)man?) If these programs Have kept your people down (Mr." Dark Side) why do your people continue to use and misuse the system? Why not just refuse the low income housing (like the projects in Kenosha behind Pick-and-Save which have been destroyed by whom? the white man?); welfare; food stamps; scholarships for students of color, and any other social programs (designed to help the needy)? I'm sure Congress could spend the money ons omething else that might benefit the people who pay taxes. Why don't you complain about taxes? Oh yeh, I forgot your deserving people don't like to work, therefore pay no taxes. How ignorant of me again. Maybe your "brother", who writes the other non-racist column in this fine paper, could advocate legalization of the drugs he so easily suggests should be sold by the under-privileged youths who drop out of school at an alarming rate (forgive me, I forgot again, that's my fault, too). But I guess then selling drugs would be like a job and "sheet man that wounn't be no good. I coun't blame the hoogie then!" (Yea, I probably mispelled hoogie (your word?), and everyone knows your people have been prevented from learning spelling and the rest of the English language). I hope no one thinks I'm a racist just because the words and actions of Mr. Daniel'ahave helped me reach a scientific conclusion about the rest of his people. That would be very narrow minded on my part. Not all blacks are like you Mr. Daniels. Are the successful blacks my fault, too?O r do theyg et to take credit for their achievements? Is it true that some successful blacks refer to impoverished non-trying blacks the same way Huck Finn did? And I guess it'a o.k. for you to call each other that, but a white man can't (See I told you I ain't so ignorant). Another question. How come a T.V. show like "In Living Color" can stereotype blacks and get away with it? Ia that different? Would a white show be treated the same? Anda re you trying tot ell me all blacks are not racist? Remember how I remarked that the U.S. ia the most exploitative country? Ask the American Indian about equality, justice, liberty and the American way! You might think I am against you Mr. "BY ANY MEANS" Daniel's. I'm trying to tell you something. Do you want to end up extinct or on a reservation? How much do you have to receive for nothin'? Did my ancestors who arrived at Ellis Island have everything given to them on a silver platter? Or did they have to work and make sacrifices to live comfortably? And on my topic of compensation. Who from Africa is going to compensate the innocent people who have contracted A.I.D.S.? Did A.I.D.S. not originate in Africa? I don't hear Hispanics or Mexican's whining who have come here to work and make a beter life for them and their families. They are grateful for a chance to be away from thatGod-forsaken place called Mexico. Instead of accepting welfare (which sociologist's complain keeps down the poor) why doesn't the government just give a years worth of welfare to every black who thinks this country is so bad and let them go back to Africa? That might be cheaper in the long run for all tax payers regardless of race. I hear that's a beautiful place to live. Is it South Africa where most blacks (or African-African's) are killed by their own racjeu st like in the U.S.? Lastly, no I didn't forget the feminist'a who think all men are pigs. I think all of you (refering to the last statement) are whores or just sluts if you aren't supported by a man. Have a happy break! Name Withheld To the Editor: In response to the personal add directed to Kevin Williams and Chris Toliver. We would like to express are thought's on why we cry so much, as you would say. First, we dont cry to the Ranger we give straight up fact's. Just because we dont sugar coat it to make you feel good, so what. We have to look out for number one, and thats the black people at Parkside and the one's in the world. Onece thats completed then will work with the blind and nieve. The brothers and sisters add flavor annd color to you otherwise lily white paper. We also get more responses on our articles. Nobody responses to Donald Andrewski ignorant column, it's always Chris Toliver, Kevin Williams, Chris Daniels, and Latesha Jude. If we didn't write in your paper, who would read it? Let's be straight up blacks have finesse in whatever they put their mind to. Were the best athletes, carpenters, inventors, scientist, and landscapes. Bet it when we say landscapes. If it wasn't for blacks you wouldn't have anyone to pick on. Admitted you love having students of color as you would say. Also our ancestors built this femal dog of a country that is being ran by the white man. Have fun now because when the year 2000 rolls around it's over. I might even be President. Toliver for President Finally I dont see how a white man can undestand the plight or problems of the blackman. "When is White History Month?" Open any history book fool. White history is every month of the year. Also, nobody crys as much as you guys in the sports department of the Ranger. Our team is terrible boo hoo! The weight room needs renovations boo hoo! It's no secret why the men's B-ball team was weak, they only had one black brother. We listend to your crys all year. We didn't say you guys cried, but when we write were cry babies. If you dont like what we write dont read it, BECAUSE YOU CANT KEEP A BLACK MAN DOWN. Oh yeah! rumor has it that the majority letter's to the editor concerning Chris Daniels were wrestlers. So instead of ending their letter with their name they end it name withheld. D COWARDS. P.S. Wrestlers we like to wrestle too but not with men in tights, but with women in lingerie. Your kind and mind, D Hill Billies. Ha Ha Cold Madina. P.P.S. Wrestlers we were informed about your racial slogan pasted on your dormitory door. Chris Toliver Kevin Williams Response As Editor of the Ranger I feel the need to note that some of the articles submitted for the Letters to the Editor section are not in accordance with staff sentiments. Yes, we also find many of the articles distasteful, but we feel the need to offer an outlet to all students, even if we do not agree with their opinions. We ask that you recognize distasteful, hate-oriented opinion for what it really is—ignorance. Craig Simpkins Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld on request. Deadline for letters is 5:00 on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material or misleading information will be given back to the writer to correct. All letters should be typed and doubled spaced and 350 words or less. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger will not correct spelling or grammar mistakes in letters to the editor unless requested. Opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change. .r" — * ••»» £ rr ' -*•» *» * • * 4k*. ** «*** ^ * • 1* ,-.i -if . • . . * UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MARCH 14,1991 SECTION B &OR1SWRAP ' A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE :Tbpsy;:;Turvy .Totinie^ . ' • / ' . : . . ' .. . . • spring Fling Ranger baseball kicks l|||||x||l|p! Extrt^||a: za .• . 4 41S3||1^^B :;§l|Jillf|||f| lilll Women's hoops squad recieves final grades • . : •: z • V ' . : a : z : AII-Everylhing B askettiall fplafers Diana Wietzel and Brenda Van Cttick make the NAIA District 14 All-Tournament team Shape it Up Hey UW-Parkside students, now is the time to take advantage of the UW-Parkside Phy. Ed. services and trim down for the approaching summer months Aerobics classes will now be- offered Mon- . by Jennifer Myles will be offered Tuesday through Thursday, 5:OQ~6iOQ. Anderson back in goal for Dynamo By LEN ANHOLD Asst Sports Editor Since his graduation from UWParkside last spring, Ail-American goalkeeper Stan Anderson has been very busy with his career in soccer. Anderson has been playing club soccer and working as a Senior Account Executive for the Chicago Power of the NPSL until two weeks ago when he signed a contract with the Dayton Dynamo for the remainder of this season. The Dynamo are a member of the NPSL (Nation al Professional Soccer League) and are currently in third place in the National Division ,31/2 games behind division leading Milwaukee. Anderson, an NAIA Ail- American and 1990 Senior Bowl participant, was signed by the Dynamo in late February after their all-star goalie Carlos Pefla suffered a knee injury. Since being activated, Anderson has not seen any action, but should see some playing time tonight against lowly New York. Anderson and teammate Jim Chomko were invited to the Milwaukee Wave's training camp last summer but when head coach John Dolinski, now the coach at Dayton, was fired, Anderson and Chomko were not invited to return. Dolinski called Anderson two weeks ago when his number one goalie went down and arranged a contract for the rest of the season. Anderson's job at Chicago will be secured while he is playing with Dayton because of acontractual agreement with the Power signed before he left UW-Parkside coach Rick Kilps was very pleased to hear of his former players success. "I was really happy t o see Stan get this opportunity." said Kilps, "He's a great person and I really enjoyed having him here at Parkside. Stan was a team guy, a really hard worker and improved a great deal in his five years here." Stan Anderson-Career 1985-89 (J C S (JA Shut Outs Record 54 48 ISO .89 34 39-12-3 All-District 1989, All-American 1989, NAIA All-American 1989. Senior Bowl W est 1989 I'll take that! Once a UW-Parkside All-American, Stan Anderson now stars in goal for the Dayton Dynamo of the NPSL National Pro Soccer League. Sunny days and Willie Mays As the boys of summer come out to play the Ranger Sports staff members make their picks for Major League Baseball , , Mmkican - ftfatwrtal Tost West %ast West Mi Lemmermarm Toronto Oakland Pittsburgh Cincinnati Ted Mclntyre ten Anbold Mike McKov. en Boston Chicago Chicago Cincinnati Boston Kansas City New York San Diego Milwaukee Chicago. Chicago Los Angeles Season a success for women By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor No the UW-Parkside Women's Basketball team did not make it to the National tournament in Jackson, Tennessee. They did not challenge for the district 14 Championship, in fact they lost in the second round, but dispite the post-season letdown, the Rangers 1990-91 season was a great one, in fact the teams best ever. Posting a 14-12 record, .526 winning percentage, a Women's Basketball record, and earning the second seed in the District 14 tournament, this team played through a very tough NAIA schedule with focus and determination the entire season. Parkside faced a monster of a schedule in achieving its success. Ranger opponents included the University of Minnesota Duluth, which finished in the NAIA top 15. St. Ambrose which finished in the NAIA top five. Michigan Tech earned a spot in the NAIA National tournament. While these games all ended in blow-out losses, Parkside played other outstanding teams with more success. UW-Milwaukee, now an NCAA Division I school, was played right up to the last shot in a 78-77 Ranger loss. Just five days later the Rangers took on perrenial NCAA DII powerhouse St. Joseph and beat them 86-78 in overtime, the highlight of the Parkside season. That win did more than boost the Ranger's confidence as it knocked Sl Joseph out of the post season tourney. Parkside played good defense all season forcing 21 turnovers per contest and making 13 steals per contest The Ranger leadership came from its two seniors, forward Diania Weitzel and guard Brenda VanCuick. The two averaged 17.2 and 14.9 points respectively. Weitzel grabbed six boards and Van Cuick dished out 4.4 assists per contest Following the Ranger's 86-76 loss to UW-Stout in the second round of the District 14 tournament each player was honored by being selected to the All-District 14 team. Center Becky Lulloff averaged 10.1 ppg. along with 7.7 rebounds. Jody Bloyer turned a fine 90-91 campaign dispite being hampered by fib injuries in the final four games. Bloyer scored 82 ppg. and six rebounds. Freshman Ann Schmid came on strong during the mid-season to shore up the point guard spot and scored 8.6 PPg- The bench was the Rangers strength all year. Jenny Neubert, Joy Wallner, CinthiaFreund, Becky Tibbetts and Jenny Raniewicz all praticed and played beyond the expectations of such a young team. For coach Miller, the 1990-91 season was a great success, "I'm proud of the team, it was a great season, many of our close losses could have gone either way." March J#; 1991 Ranger, Pa'siO B 2 Weitzel, Van Cuick named All-District By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Although the Ranger Women's Basketball team's season ended last week with a 87-77 loss to UWStout in the District 14 Championship, two Rangers will be remembered for their outstanding play during the season and in the Ranger's one post-season game. Senior forward Diana Wietzel andseniorguardBrenda Van Cuick were each selected to the District 14 All-Tournament team. Wietzel averaged 17.2 points per-game during the 1990-91 season and hit 72 percent from the free- throw line through 26 games. Van Cuick, who assumed the role of team leader at the beginning of the season returning from last year with All-American honors, pumped in a solid, 14.2 points and 4.4 assists per contest this season. The rest of the All-District 14 tournament team was comprised of sophomore Julie Maki of District Champion UW-Stout. Sophomore Pam Besch from Cardinal Stritch College, and District Player of the Year Jenny Wittman of Cardinal Stritch. Weitzel is no stranger to fame here at UW-Parkside as she was featured as the IBM Ranger Athlete of the Week twice this past season. Van Cuick who also recieved the award is also a repeat winner having won it last year as a junior. In leading the Rangers to a 14- 12 record, these two seniors were always the backbone of the team as the Rangers lived and died with the duo's success. Wietzel lead Paikside in minutes played averaging 32.6 per game. Di also proved proficient from outside the three-point line shooting .364 percent Van Cuick, known in some circles as B VC, led the Rangers with 81 free-throws and .366 three-point shooting. Allegations, poor bids make tourney a joke By DAVID Columnist This is the time of year basketball fans live for. Once, again March Madness has arrived, and not without the usualc ontroversy which always seems to overshadow the tournament Let's start with The University of Nevada-Las Vegas. UNLV, which is the favorite to win the National Championship April 1, must first survive a loaded West Regional. They may have to face two top ten teams before a semifinal match-up with the Midwest Regional Champion. Maybe there is justice in thwe orld. Remember UNLV isul cky ite ven has thec hance to defend its' National title. UNLV was declared ineligible at the beginning of the year, and if the NCAA had any guts the Rebels would be watching this tournament on television. Now what about the Big East conference which has seven teams in the tournament The Big East waas joke this year. It would have been nice to see Siena or Fordham in the tournament this year. Indiana fans were crying when they did not not receive the top seed in the Midwest Regional. With two defeats this year to Ohio State, who did get the top seed, I do not think Indiana's argument is a strong one. Princeton and De Paul each received much lower seeds then they deserved. Both these teams should have been a No. 5 or 6 seed, but that's life. Now all thep olitics are finally over it's time for the basketblal toS tart The only team from Wisconsin in the tournament UW-Green Bay, will be lucky to win it's first round game. The University of Nevada-Las Vegas will probably win it's second National Championship and next year the tournament will once again be messed-up. Best of the best UW-Parkside Women's Basketball team members Diana Weitzel ,23, and Brenda Van Cuick were named to the NAIA District 14 All-Tournament team last week. The two seniors led the Rangers through the season with 17.2 and 14.9 points respectively. Parkside finished with a 14-12 record. UW-Parkside Women's Basketball 1990-91 Report Card OFFENSE Although the Rangers averaged less points per game than did their opponents, 74.2-74.3, they ran an effective up-tempo style. Parkside shot only .433 from the field while they seemed to have trouble shooting lay-ups in close games. Timely three-point shootinj provided the team with an outside threat as the Rangers hit for .33; nevond the arc. Overall, a slightly better than average effort. c+ DEFENSE While the Rangers were blown out in several games, defense was always The deciding factor in their wins, Bahpressure "DM forced opponents tomakc 2 f ,S tumoversper contest. Themost impressive defensive sU»t was the Rangers t3J steals per game. By taking opponents out of their game plans, Parkside controlled the tempo ana set up its offense. T>' was a definite boost to their grade paint. B+ The return of senior Ail-American guard Brenda Van Cuick and senior forward Diania Weitzel promised big things for Parkside but STARTERS they spent half the season finding a point-guard before freshman Ann Schmid took over. And Jody Bloyer played the finalfour games with rib injuries. Poor clutch free-thro w snooting and costly turnovers 20 pg. tainted an otherwise solid starting effort B BENCH Tube *od tarn? agiua the Ranger behch proved to be the tpms saying grace. When forward Terri Jngatfs went out with a knee injury, foe Rangers found out just how valuable the bench was. Jenny Neubert,3ayWallner, Jenny Raniewicz, and Becky Tifebetts were outstanding support adding ! 2 points and nine rebounds per game. Other intangibles were invaluable. B+ ' COACHING Coach Wendy Miller led her team to a UW-Parkside record 14-12 season in making it to the District 14 Championship. Substituting well all year, Mliler got the most out of her squda. Miller often won with better gamepreperation, outcoaching teams as she scheduled the very best NAIA opponents. The Rangers looked past the Disc 14 tourney and got beat by UW-Stout, the only downfall here. B Big scores, competition fuel IM hoops Thursday, March 7 Joe Brown scored 29 points for the Bomb as they easily defeated Phawk U. 94-71. Saul Sutton added 27 for the Bomb while Pete Aiello scored 27 for Phawk U. Uncle 'Dunn'kel held off a late charge by Prime Time to win 90-75. Shannon Reman and Jim Prey netted 30 points each for Dunnkel while Jim Glinecki led Prime Time with 27. The Funk (911) continued it's scoring onslaught with a 124-56 victory against the Justice Department Joe Martino fired in 45 points and Jermaine Boyd nailed 41 for the Funk. Holmes's Heroes bounced back after two consecutive losses by beating the Charging Armadillos 98-71. The Schmidtmann brothers (Andy and Pete) scored 27 and 24p oints to lead theH eroes. Chad Kawczynski led the Armadillos with 32. The Ramblin' Wreck continued to roll, winning it's third straight game with a 95-61 beating of Run & Gun. Cory Girdaukus netted 30 and Matt Koehler 28 for the Wreck. Tuesday, March 12 Joe Brown had 23 points in the Bomb's 62-55 win over At Your Mercy. Kelly Zalinski had 21 for At Your Mercy. Mark Lauer's 27 points were not enough as Uncle Dunn'del lost 83-80 to Joe Martino, who had 32 points and a spectacular tip-jam, and The Funk. Holmes's Heroes had six scorers in double figures in a 108- 77 win over the War Pigs. Mark Schneider had 30, Dan Emer 26 andJ ason Smerz hitf or 25 as Prime time coasted to a 104 69 win over Run and Gun. Phawk University, led by Ron Bills' 27 points edged the Justice department65-62. Levi Spann had 18 for Justice Department. Len Anhold's 24 points keyed a 71-67 victory over the Charging Armidillos. Chad Kawczynski's 31 were not enough in the loss. March 14. Wl o R Ranker . Pace B.:> NCAA NATIONAL BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT PAIRINGS Lem-Sports Editor East North Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State #1 N. Carolina #16 Northeastern • #8 Princeton *t> ViHanova i~ #121?, Vfichigaa |" 04 UCLA #13 Pcnn State r #6 N. CState #11 So Missisrippir #3 Oklahoma St. • #1 4 New Mexico r #7 Purdue #10 Tannic t" #2 Syracuse #15 Richmond #1 Arkansas #16 Georgia State #8 Arizona State #9 Rutgers #5 Wake Forest : #12 Louisiana Tech}" #4 Alabama : #13 Murray State H #6 Pittsburgh ; #11 Georgia h #3 Kansas #14 New Orleans h #7 Florida State #10 So.California h #2 Indiana #15 Coastal CaroluuE #1 UNLV #16 Montana r #8 Georgetown #9 Vanderhiit "j~ #5 Michigan St. ; #12UW-GrcenBa^~ #4 Utah i #13 South Alabama^ #6 New #11 Cnaghtan p #3 Seton Hall #14 Peppcrdinc r #7 Virginia #10 BYU h #2 Ariy.ona #15 St. Francis #1 Ohio State #16Towson St #8 Georgia Tech #9 DePaul #5 Texas #12St Peters #4 St. John's ; #13 N. IlHnios h #6 LSU #11 Connecticut: #3 Nebraska I #14 Xavier #7 Iowa #10E, Tenrt. St. #2 Duke OlSNELouisianap Lcn-Ass. Sports Editor East North Carolina SE Indiana West Michigan State MW LSU The Ranger Sports Staff, UWP faculty and students make their final four picks. Ted-Ass. Sports Editor East North Carolina SE Indiana West UNLV |MW Duke Mike-Sports Writer EAST East UCLA SE Indiana West UNLV MW St. John's Dave D.-Collumnist SOUTHEAST East Princeton SE Indiana IWest UNLV MW Ohio State Final Four 3/30 Semi Finals 4/1 Championship WEST MIDWEST Rod Whittier-Ex MBB East Villanova SE Wake Forest West UNLV MW DePaul Nellie "the Greek" East Seton Hal] SE Syracuse West Indiana MW Nebraska Todd Allen-MBB East Syracuse SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Duke Henry Owens-student East N. Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State Peter Martin-Prof. East NC State SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Texas Amos Young-Police East SE West IMW Syracuse Arkansas UNLV Ohio State Matt Koehler-Golfer East Syracuse SE Indiana West UNLV MW Ohio State Jodv Blover-WBB East North Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State Coach Jim Koch East North Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State Coach Rick Kllps-Soc East Syracuse SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Duke Dr. Dannhel-A.D. East North Carolina SE Indiana West UNLV MW Duke Craig Simpkins East North Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Georgia Tech Coach Steve Stephens "Tootwr'-CammB Guru East N.C. State East Oklahoma Sl SE Arkansas SE Arkansas West UNLV West UNLV MW Ohio State MW LSU Tim Roberson-MBB East Syracuse SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State Dan Chiapetta (East Syracuse SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Duke I M R A M U R A L B AS K KT B A LL Eastern Division Team W L PCT. PF PA The Funk (911) 6 1 .857 666 493 At Your Mercy 5 2 .714 401 329 The Ramblin' Wreck 4 3 .571 515 454 War Pigs 3 4 .429 487 537 Run N* Gun 0 7 .000 433 696 Justice Department 0 7 .000 347 468 Western Division Team W L PCT. PF PA Uncle 'Dunnkel 7 1 .875 581 509 The Bomb 6 2 .750 671 537 Holmes's Heroes 6 2 .750 635 562 Prime Time 4 3 .571 545 510 Charging Armadillos 2 6 .250 543 583 Phawk University 1 6 .143 403 549 Court #2 Run & Gun vs. War Pigs Prime Time vs. The Bomb THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/14/91 Time Court #1 6:00 Justice Department vs. Ramblin' Wreck 7:00 At Your Mercy vs. The Funk (911) 8:00 Phawk U. vs. Holmes's Heroes TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/26/91 Time Court #1 Court #2 6:00 The Funk (911) vs. Charging Armadillos War Pigs vs. At Your Mercy 7:00 Run & Gun vs. Holmes's Heroes Justice Dept. vs. Prime Time 8:00 At Your Mercy vs. Uncle Duimkel Ramblin' Wreck vs. Phawk U. THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Uncle Durmkel 90 Prime Time 75 The Bomb 94 Phawk U. 71 The Funk (911) 124 Justice Dept 56 Holmes's Heroes 98 Chg. Armadillos 71 Ramblin' Wreck 95 Run & Gun 61 Hi Scorers Prey, Redmann-30, Glinecki-27 Brown-29, Sutton ,Aiello-27 Martino45.Boyd-41, Spann-24 Kawczynski-32, Schmidtmann -27 Girdie-30, Koehler-28 Anhold-19 TUESDAY'S RESULTS Game The Bomb 72 At Your Mercy 55 The Funk (911) 83 Uncle Dunnkel 80 Holmes's Heroes 108 War Pigs 77 Prime Time 104 Run & Gun 69 Phawk U. 65 Justice Dept 61 Ramblin' Wreck 71 Charging Armadillos 66 Hi Scorers Brown-23, Zielinski-21Begger-17 Martino-32, Lauer-27 ,Mitchell-20 English-23, Roggeman.Fuhrer-22 Powers-36, Schnieder-30, Emer-26 Jordan-27, Spann-18, Marrone-17 Kawcynski-31 ,Anhold-24,Koehler-16 INTRAMURAL VOLLEYBALL Current Standings Team L Blockbusters 4 0 Stoney's Spikers 2 2 Untouchables II 2 2 PSE 0 4 Schedules/Results Thursday 3/7 Untouchables over Stoney's Spikers Tuesday 3/12 Blockbusters over PSE Thursday 3/14 at 8:00 P.M. Blockbusters vs. Untouchables II Thursday 3/28 at 8:00 P.M. Untouchables vs. PSE INTRAMURAL HOCKEY Current Standings Team W L I Era Puckers 2 0 0 4 Big Shooters 1 0 1 3 Killer Avacados 1 1 0 2 Brain Grenades 1 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 1 0 2 Grapplers 0 1 1 1 Sunday's Results Puckers 7 Killer Avacados 1 Scaring: (Pi«i«i)Thonq»oi>-3 JotauoD-2. Cncdoppo- 2 (KA) Alton Grapplers 4 Big Shooters 4 Searing: (Gnppte»)Tiedt-2, Bezcoe-2 (Big Shorten) Bogu-2, Ditnoff, Hunted! Game called because of exctttb* fighting •s* "%•***- * ,* +**<* **»**:»•* f i* •aSr.«s-A: f v ' M n r i 'Ws V* * *»« mm frf **"W •iV W* *».«»:*** •- HM ..W rict-ss* I v i i n u e r , P a t i o R4 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER BASEBALL '91 March 14. Il>9! By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor While this isn't the Cactus league in Arizona, or the Grapefruit league in Florida, spring training is alive and well here in Wisconsin. UW-Parkside's 91' baseball team kicked-off their season with a three-game set in Indiana on March's first weekend. The biggest difference between camp in Mesa, Az, and camp up here? Weather. Temperatures of 35 degrees farenheit and below, with rain, met the Rangers in their opener. "It was tough to stay out in weather like that," said coach Red Oberbrunner. "The rain and the coldjust didn't make for good baseball weather." Despite the conditions more suitable for football than baseball, s Ranger hitters responded decently in their first outing outside of the cozy UW-Parkside gym. They scored a touchdown worth of runs in capturing the opener, 7-4, from the Sycamores of Indiana State. "We emphasized getting the jump on them," said coach Oberbrunner. "And we did just that Indiana State had some errors which were not typical of an Indiana State team which helped us out, but we got five or six hits early to help us get up on them." The temperature dropped after that opener to the 20 degree range for their final two games, and the Sycamores seemed to warm up a little bit Sycamore freshman, KC Whitten, a member of theU S Junior Olympic Team, was, knocked around a little by the Rangers, not enough to overcome 14 Sycamore runs as UW-Parkside's pitching staff had some difficulties. The third and final contest saw both teams struggle at the plate, as the Rangers twice wasted lead-off extra-base hits in dropping a 3-0 decision. "In all, we played half-way decent baseball," said a thawing coach Oberbrunner. "We played very good defense, especially for coming right out of a gym. We also had good baserunning.but a couple of times we couldn't get the key hit." The team also struggled with the flu bug, which has struck at least half of the team. The first bad news of the year didn't take long to strike; an injury to co-captain, Dan Langendorf. After going 3-1 last year with, four saves, arm trouble has struck this season's work-horse after struggling in his first outing. It is too early to tell, but Langendorf may sit out the season as a medical red-shirt, a tough blow for a staff weakened by graduation. gags Youth fills the bullpen, as well as the rest of the line-up. A pair of new faces, Paul Phillips and Jason Holt, will likely be called upon for major contributions. Phillips throws from the left side, and has good size. Holt, a right-hander, needs to mature physically yet, this being his first year as a full-time pitcher. IIP fp— ^ [1991 BASEBALL SCHEDULE] Date Opponent Tuns 3/19 Rose Hulman 1:00 3/20* IUPUI-Indianapolis 1:00 3/21* Franklin College 1:00 3/29* III. Inst of Technology 1:00 3/30 North Central College 2:00 4/02* UW-Madison 2:00 4/04* Ul-Chicago Circle 3:00 4/06* M.S.O.E. Noon 4/09 Carthage College 1:00 4/12 Northeastern Illinois 2:30 4/13* North Park College Noon 4/17* Wisconsin Lutheran IKK) 4/18* UW-Milwaukee 1:30 4/20 Marquette University Noon 4/22 Northeastern Illinois 2:30 4/25 North Central College 2:00 4/27 ALUMNI GAME Noon 4/30 Carthage College 1:00 5/01* Lewis College 1:00 5/04* UW-Milwaukee 4:00 HOME games in BOLD *-Doubleheadder Scheduled 1 Bob Hall will finally get a starting nod after playing behind a talented outfield cast for 2 years, i The type of outfielder who will run down a wall to catch a fly ball. Hall brings maturity and the ij potential to add punch to the Ranger line-up in left. In center, Dominic Delrose, last year s : 'rookie of the year' will set up shop for an important year. He hit .426 during the regular season ] last year, and could be the cornerstone of the offense this year. A good year needed to open ' things up for Caccioppo and whoever ends up in the five spot. Don t overlook his good speed and strong arm in the pastures. In right, look for Dave Coughlin, a second-year sophomore, ;;| to get as hot. A solid defensive player, Coughlin's biggest asset could be his power possibilities, at 62", 186 lbs. Also in the outfield, Wade Hollingbeck should make a big impact if he can : recover from an injured back which has limited his early play. He has dynamite speed and a | good arm. With him in the line-up, the Rangers have a good speed threat in the lead-off spot. L_ — mtiatiiiiiii A JUCO transfer from CLC, Greg Green will take over at the pivot. Toutedasacontacthitter(hehit.340atCLC) with a good glove, Green looks to be the Ra nger lead-off hitter early in 1991. Kyle Knothe, a sophomore from Green Bay, finds himself at 1s t after coming in as a catchre. He wont give up his mask for good, but has earned a starting spot there with his hard work and good glove. His size (6'4", 195)giveshim the potential to supply the Rangers with a needed power lift. ! Ken Neese and slx other starters from last year have graduated, giving the line-up an entirely new look. Marc Thompson makes the jump from 2nd to short to replace Ken Neese. He brings a solid glove which proved to be his biggest asset as a freshman starter. He hit .264 last year, but his job this year is defense, defense, and defense. SP. I % l$iS ?# &£$ % # I Team captain and one of the most important parts of the Ranger offense, Mike Caccioppo moves from first base to third the first time in his Ranger career. Coach Red Oberbrunner, citing Caccioppo's good arm and quick hands, opted for the switch after losing the left half of his infield to graduation. The team will need his defense there, but more importantly, they need him at the plate. Last year, he hit .333 during the regular season, but his power numbers were off, hitting for extra bases just 4 times. The Rangers will need that to improve, along with a big year driving in runs. Caccioppo remains confident, "If they get on in front of me, I will drive them in." T— — — At top left, Jeff Fennrick begins his fourth and final year in a Ranger uniform. With it, he also finds himself as one of only two seniors on the Ranger staff. Last year, Fennrick was 3rd on the team in iinnngs, but struggled to a 7.33 ERA. He was able to strike out 21 in 27 innnigs, the Rangers will need more of that from him. A good season could be the key for this team's success. Ross Kalinowski (top right) was a pleasant surprise early in 1990, largely in middle releif. Despite slumping in the latter parts, Kalinowski finished 3rd in ERA, while finishing 5th in innings. In 1991, the Rangers may need him as a starter. Not an overpowering pitcher, Kalinowski is a southpaw who "gets the job done." Jeff Konczal (bottom left) was tops on the team in ERA at 2.84, but was a soldier of misfortune with a 2-4 record. Konczal, who changes speeds better than anyone on the staff, needs to be an anchor on this year's team. Newcomer Kelly Zielinskl is a hardthrowing left-hander who pitched his freshman year at UW-Milwaukee. A good season by him could be a much needed lift for a staff which lost its top two inning producers, 8 of 13 victories, to graduation. After two years 'in the stable', Stan Dcdnch will finally have a full-time job to show what he has learned. Haying behind 4 year starter Gary Fritsch, Dedrich managed a 4304 batting average in 11 games. His defense is to be the real asset though. March 14,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 13 Kummings finishes new book Donald D. Kummings, professor of English, is the author of the newly published book, "Approaches to Teaching Whitman's Leaves of Grass." The book, Kummings' second on Walt Whitman, was released in December by the Modem Language Association of America, New York. The book features a survey of scholarly and pedagogical materials available to teachers and provides a spectrum of critical approaches to teaching Whitman's "Leaves of Grass The work is part of the Modem Language Association of America's popular "Approaches to Teaching World Literature" series. The series includes such volumes on Saavedra Cervantes' "Don Quixote," Johann Goethe's "Faust," Alighieri Dante's "Divine Comedy" and Geoffrey Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales." Kummings' first book on Whitman, "Walt Whitman, 1940- 1975: A Reference Guide," was published in 1982. In addition, Kummings' work on Whitman consists of more than 20 articles and numerous scholarly presentations. For the past eight years, Kummings has served as the book review editor for "The Mickle Street Review", a Whitman journal published semi-annually in Camden, NJ. Kummings holds a bachelor's and master's degree from Purdue University and a doctorate from Indiana University. Donald Kummings By any means necessary by Chris Daniel It's sad to see what hI ave seen these last few weeks: people running wild for tools attempting to justify their own ignorance, people clinging to the views of their peers without any sound reason for belief. Is this what education is all about, relearning what is already learned? Many of the PhD's and others in authority on this campus tell me that I'm hitting the truth right into many ofy our hearts. Yet, like a bad organ transplant, your bodies, minds, and spirits choose to reject this life saving devicetruth. I need not cry ass ome of you say I am doing, because I know without a doubt that I will be a success. However, the truth must be told. How often do many of you, those of all races, go out of your way to introduce or interact with another cultural group without being hand held or pushed? I do this often. If you do not believe it, review my history. It is this progression of body, mind, and spirit that I am advocating. I refuse to respond emotionally to the letters received last week because it only perpetuates ignorance. Nonetheless, I admit that some of the points that were made are valid, even in my mind. However, I cannot condone the ignorance that comes with the lack of cultural interaction, the ignorance that was clearly displayed in most of the responses of last week's Ranger, Are those of you who replied in anger so guilty of this racist/prejudice behavior that you must continue to reach for answers to justify your own ignorance? I have never called all white people ignorant; moreover, it is childish to argue that I write with this intent People of Parkside, you have proven to me, and you have published for the world to see exactly what I have been explaining. Can I, should I, should we allow the proliferation of ignorance when we have the tool of choice to destroy it? I am willing to sit down and discuss my concerns for the progression of people. Are you? My African American brothers and sisters and I have shown that we can survive in a world of turbulence from all sides. Can you? Iam speaking to the woman omr an who cannot If this is you, then it is you to whom I am speaking. You do not have to be a racist to be racist We can be considered racist simply by allowing the continuation of a system that is inherently racist. You can bec onsidered racist by allowing the ignorant racist conversation that you may be confronted with almost daily, be it about yellows, whites, blacks, or browns. Many psychologists or sociologists can tell us that some of the responses that were in last week's Ranger were without a doubtracist in nature. If you cannot see that, it is you to whom I am talking, and it is you who needs to change, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! Oh, by the way, Mr. Andrewski, you don't know me. You have never known me. A man of my caliber you have never known and probably never will. Moreover, I will leave you with this: A puppy that is tired of playing bites back. Very Special Art Festival to be held on campus Dan Chiapetta News Editor UW-Parkside's Student Activities Office is coordinating the 12th Annual Very Special Arts Festival fortheRacineandKenosha area, which will take place at UWParkside on March 13 from 9:45 am to 1:05 pm. The Very Special Art Festival consists of three art sessions, each lasting 40 minutes, and a lunch. UW-Parkside will have art presenters, volunteers, and group aides who will help the participants in window painting and face painting. The Very Special Arts Festival will have 1300 participants from the Kenosha and Racine area, making it one of the largest in the country. Students with physical disabilities, learning disabilities, and visual and hearing impairment will be participating in this event If you are interested in volunteering or need further information, contact Diane Welsh at 553- 2278. Applications for Wingspread Fellowships now available By Gwen Heller die Wingspread Program by six Feature Editor Eligible UW-Parkside students are encouraged to apply for the Wingspread Fellowship Program for the 1991-92 school year. The program is sponsored by the Johnson Foundation of Racine and the Parkside Center for International Studies. Participants attend local, national, and international conferences heldatthe Wingspread Center in Wind Point These conferences cover a spectrum of topics including foreign policy and international relations, education in Southeastern Wisconsin, and the future of the environment StudentFellowsfrom Parkside are required to present their findings from the conferences to the University through articles, presentations,orasimiliarmedium. During the current school year, Parkside has been represented at students. They are InesaCampbell, Sharon Gill. Barbara Messick, Tiara Mitchell, Nancy Hoefs, and Deanna Ding. The advisor to this group is Professor Lillian Trager of the Anthropology department Interested students should obtain the application information from Molinaro 275. The deadline for application is April 1. Students will need to prepare a letter of interest, a biographical background letter, and a completed application form. In addition the candidate must have a faculty nomination letter and an advisor's copy of the student's transcipt Students are encouraged to ask a professor of their choosing to recommend them for the program and should not wait to be nominated. For more information, contact Lillian Trager at 2543. ATTENTION STUDENTS!!! vancement invites nominations for "Outstanding Advisor" from the student body. Nomination forms are availavle in the CECA office WLLCD182. Drop by today and submit your nomination soon!! Deadline is April 5th. • • Ranger, Page 14 A journey through life by Vernonica Chamlee Guest Commentary INCIDENT: A man with a dark complexion of questionable descent is headed towards the East, via highway, leaving the North, driving a motor vehicle. Before arriving at his destination, his vehicle breaks down and causes him to be stranded halfway between where he started and where he wants ^ to end. Obvioualy this would be much too far for him to travel by foot, he realizes; so he is left stranded on a county road with no means of transportation. An hour passes by, and while waiting hopefully for passersby to rescue him from such a mishap, he sits and ponders upon what he should do. Justatthis samemoment ! he sees a white convertible approaching and notices that it is traveling rather slowly. "Certainly this person will stop and ask me if I need a ride," he thought "It is only obvious that I am not wearing a suit and sitting on ablack car in the middle of no where for no apparent reason." The moving vehicle, while passng the man, slows down, then p icks up speed and drives off up the road. Astonished, the man sits back down dumbfounded at the thought that the gentleman in the car had no t seen him and rudely studied him and drove off, leaving him* there. Two hours later, after other moving vehicles had passed, another vehicle approached even slower than the first. This one was a red convertible. Again the man thought, "Surely this person will see me, have pity on my situation, will pull over and offer assistance." Shockingly, the car drove up to the man who was now standing and stopped; again, it seemed as if the person was studying him. "Finally!", the man on the road exclaimed, so sure this person was the answer. Upon approaching the red vehicle, it too sped off going twice as fast than the first. "Damn!" the man shouted in a frustrated voice. "Won't anyone help me?" Taking the load off once again, he sat back down upon the hood of his vehicle. Thirty minutes later, another v ehicle approached. Yet this one was quite different from the two before it. For some reason Opinion the man could not place the name of this vehicle, and its distinct yellow features some how made the man seem uneasy. This one however was traveling much faster than the other two, and at first it appearred to the man that it was not going to s top at all. At this last thought, the man ran out in to the road in desperation. The heat was unbearably hot, almost 97 degrees. "This person will stop, I'll make him stop," he thought, waving his arms in a frantic motion and screaming for help. Suddenly a cold feeling came over the man, and before he ted time to dash back to the side of the road, a man with a rifle fired a shot The man in the car didn't bother to swerve, yet continued to drive, accelerating up the road. QUESTION: To the BLEMISHED NATIONS of the world, can you desert the man who feeds you and leave him stranded? ANSWER: To our BLACK nations, desert those who have no mercy! But remember this: "ultimatums come once in a lifetime". Activism in the '90's by Beverly Jenkins - United Council - As Minority Affairs Di» lectorofUnrtedCounraLIworfc closely with most student governments in the UW System. A problem which f experience daily as that of exclusion of under-represented groups. These groups include people of color, gays, lesbians* disabled and women students, to whom I am gearing this mes--, sage. Although we like it or not* as under-represented groups, it is our responsibility to claim for ourselves the rights to which we are entitled both on our; respeehvecampuses andaeross - the system, Ifwe think that the UW System will even comply with the Design for Diversity, we are sadly mistaken. Student activism has been at the com of our achieving the few services which we have today, . Qiupredeeessorsshuggledlong and hardto getns where we ate > to continue the struggle for studies programs, ehildcare, accessibility • to services, ami recognition. If we don't fight for ourselves, then who who will fight for Us? The answer is obvious. No one! ffyou if you ar e in doubt, takea look at the system's efforts to recruit indents of color. >?.- b -.Uy for Student Services, programmmg, hiring,etc, should not be ours. This isa giv erb Whatwc need now is to reclaim the power to make a change which we have as students. We'must carry on the tradition of student activism to make conditions ix-'Ucr for those who follow us. Meetings had positive impact on attendees and future policy By Dr. James Kinchen Special to the Ranger Toward the end of February, we held a series of TOWN MEETINGS ON THE CAMPUS RACIAL CLIMATE; a first, I think, for our campus. These TOWN MEETINGS afforded students (and some faculty and staff members) the opportunity to come together and discuss racism and how it affects us here at Parkside. Six meetings were scheduled for February 19 and 20: two at mid-day, two in the late afternoon and two at night One of the late afternoon meetings did not materialize, but committe e members waited about 40 minutes for the second late afternoon meeting to begin. While waiting for participants to arrive, they themselves had a very lively discussion about campus racism, and concluded, about twenty-til-five, that a successful meeting had taken pl ace after all, even though no "outsiders" had come. All-in-all, I consider these TOWN MEETINGS to have been successful in several ways. The two noon meetings drew audiences of 10-15 each. One of these meetings was sponsored by the Hispanic Student Organization and was largely attended by Hispanic students. The other was sponsored by the campus Spanish language and culture club, Onda Latina, and drew a mostly white audience! The two evening meetings were held in the r esidence halls, and each proved to be animated and intense. On one evening, more than a dozen African-American students (and a single white student) met for discussion. The following evening, a more mixed group, which included two RA's, gathered in the same room. 1 thought that each meeting was positive and constructive. There was something to be learned from listening to the participants at each gathering. As I reflect on these TOWN MEETINGS, I am struck by several things: 1) People cared. No matter how they felt — angry, resistant, curious, philosophic, or whatever — they cared because they came and talked (or came and listened). The fact that these first meetings did not draw huge numbers does not diminish this impression. 2) Each meeting was different — in tone, content, participants, etc. The day meetings took a more scholarly tone while the night sessions were much more emotional and visceral There was no "typical" meeting! 3) People defined racism differently. Perhaps how people define racism depends a lot on how they are affected by it and whether they feel empowered or victimized. In one meeting, a young man said that racism was any kind of discrimination based on race, religion, gender, sexual preference, and the like. A white student felt that while prejudice was wide-ranging, racism occurred only when someone was actually hurt. An African-American woman in that same meeting responded that even the subtle forms of racism which may seem inconsequential (a white store salesperson paying special attention to and following a black customer around the sales floor to be sure that he/she does not shoplift, for example) are nonetheless, racism. After some spirited but earnest discussion, the white gentleman agreed that he opposed the kinds of discriminatory and dehumanizing behaviors described by the African-American woman, regardlessof whathemightchoose to call them. The fact that they might not fit within his definition of "racism" did not make them any more right or acceptable! 4) Not only do "minority" students readily question non-minority persons, policies, practices and perceptions which they see as racist, these students, with the same vigor and strength of feeling, insist that "minority" faculty and staff be accountable for our actions toward them. While I was not surprised, this was for me, personally, a sobering reminder. 5) These opportunities to talk were significant Communication is, after all, essential in human relations. Many times we do not know how each other feels because we do not communicate. As I became more aware of just how special these TOWN MEETINGS were, not just as assessment tools, which was their original intent, but as vehicles for communication. It seemed logical tom e that we should have more of them. And in one meeting, a participant said as much. Others present agreed. We ought to talk more about this subject which affects all of usin some way or another. So, there will be more TOWN MEETINGS. Wednesday, April 3,9 pm, Residence Halls Wednesday, April 10, 12 pm, Molinaro 105 Wednesday, April 17, 9 pm, Residence Halls Thursday, April 25, 12:30, Molinaro 105 Other details as well as changes, should they occur, will be forthcoming. So, where do we go from here? Having just so lavishly lauded the efficacy of talk, let me sound this note of caution: TALK ALONE IS NOT ENOUGH. Talk is not a panacea. Disaffected persons view meaningful discussion not only as an emotional vent, but as an indication that other s are genuinely concerned and want to improve things, and as a manifestation of their own empowerment. They do not, as a rule, desire to talk for the sake of talking. Disaffection deepens, frustration increases and cynicism takes hold when it becomes apparent that talk leads nowhere. Yes, communication does have inherent value. But talk must be coupled with action. Talk must lead to change. These first TOWN MEETINGS were bright signs, for they demonstrated that people can come together and talk and listen and reason; and they showed that atmosphere (and possibly attitudes, too!) can be changed for the better when people talk with a real sense of hope and positive expectancy. So, if the "findings" of these meetings can be succinctly summed up, I would say that our campus climate is NOT nearly what it should be, but a lot of people believe that it CAN get better. March 14.1991 Feature Ranger, Page 15 HO APNOKmO Support Groups Mo- Co-DependentsArionynious -Mondays 12-1PM New Directions Eating Concerns - Wednesdays j§i§i 11 Narcotics Anonymotis - Wednesdays l2-1PM ' ! ' " ' V . , . : • . . . . . . • . ' . Gay Mens Support Group - Call Nancy Gentry: at Ex i - Cah \ on at Ext; 2170, ' - Professor Manogaran featured in newsletter Emily Heller Feature Writer University of Wisconsin Parkside professor Chelvadurai Manogaran has recently been featured in a UW system newsletter on minority issues. The article spoke of Manogaran *s past education, his future goals and recognized him for his exceptional work. Dr. Manogaran was born in Lumpur, Malaysia, but moved to Sri Lanka during the Japanese occupation with his family. He received his degree in Geography from the University of Ceylon. Manogaran taughtat Jaffna College in Sri Lanka for six years before attending Clark University in Massachusetts. In 1968hereceived his master's degree from Clark, the oldest graduate school of geography in the United States. Manogaran later went on to receive his doctoral degree from Southern Illinois University in 1972. Dr. Manogaran *s goals for the future include establishing a strong international student service program at Parkside and continuing to contribute to Sri Lanka. Professor Manogaran was recognized by the students at Parkside as an outstanding professor in 1974. He has also received recognition for his book, Ethnic Conflict and Reconciliation in Sri Lanka when it was selected as an "Outstanding Academic Book Selection" by CHOICE, an American Libraiy Association publication. Dr. Manogaran feels that success is receiving recognition of a Chelvadurai Manogaran job well done. "I try to do my job to the best of my ability. The acknowledgment of things done well is rewarding." Aerobic exercise... for the fun of it by Lorraine Meyer Student Health Services Exercise can be pursued on many levels depending upon individual interests and abilities. Exercise can actually be classified into three different categories: exercises that improve flexibility, exercises for strength/toning, and cardiovascular aerobic exercises. Each of these types of exercise is important for a well-balanced exercise program, but aerobic exercises are by far the most important Aerobic exercises improve the ability of the heart and other muscles to use oxygen more efficiently. Aerobic exercises provide many benefits. They strengthen your heart and lungs and help lower your risk of heart disease. Aerobic exercise is the moset ffective exercise you can do to lose weight There are benefits for your mental health also because exercise improves your sense of well-being and is a great way to release tension. With all these benefits, why isn't everybody exercising? For many individuals, the hardest part is just getting started. It is not too late to take advantage of the aerobic exercise programs available right here at Parkside and they are free to students and staff. An Aquacize class is being offered on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:00-6:00pm in the pool at the Physical Education Building, beginning March 26. Exercising in water provides a good workout because of working against the pressure of the water. It has the added benefit of exercise with little or no impact on your joints. The60minuteroutine includes all three types of exercise, so you not only get an aerobic workout, but also strength and toning and exercises to stretch and improve your flexibility. No swimming skills are needed. Floor routine aerobics are being held in the gym of the Physical Education Building on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays from 5:00-6:00pm. It is not necessary to attend all four, workouts to participate. Both of these aerobicprograms have a moderate intensity level and pace and are fun and energizing. To take advantage of either of these classes, complete a registration form available in Student Health Services, Molinaro D115. As with any form of exercise, if you are over35 or have any type of chronic health problem, you should check with your physician before engaging in vigorous exercise. The Ranger staff wishes you a safe and enjoyable spring break. Remember, the Ranger will not be published next week. langer, Page 16 Opinion March 14,1991 Think before you react to issues you encounter Cloves Cook StafTWriter Let me begin with a few deflations from Webster's 9th New Collegiate Dictionary and the Vebster's Unabridged Dictionary hat should be referred to throughnit this article for clarification of yeaning: 1) Racism: The belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capabilities, that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race (i.e. Hitler). 2) Prejudice: Judgement or pinion that is formed before the actsareknown: imreasonablebias; m ir rational attitude of hostility lirected against an individual, ^roup, or their supposed :haracteristics (i.e. predilection). 3) Discrimination: Showing of difference or favoritism in treatment; the act or practice of making differences in treatment on a basis other than individual merit (i.e. nepotism). 4) Ignorant: Lacking knowledge or comprehension of he thing specified; uninstructed, minformed, untaught, unenlightened, or unaware. 5) Blaming the victim: The nutting down, blaming, or derogation of a victim to whom an offense (criminal or totherwise) has been committed. Blaming the victim as being responsible for what has happened to him or her (i.e. accusing a woman of "asking" to be raped because of what she was or was not wearing). These five teams are the gisto f all the remarks made in the letters to the editor and in the "Devil's" column in the 3/7/91 edition of The Ranger. The white readers have on numerous occasions expressed their "sick and tiredness" of hearing complaints and "whining" from "minorities" about racism and prejudice. Me thinks thou doth protest too loudly! If you are not guilty of the accusation, don't get yourself all worked upi n toa frenzy! To you people who are guilty, you can be bloody well sure that us people are sick of lviing with it! If we did not think it was an issue in need of a solution, we would not have been singing this same song for the last400 years. We are tired of our complaints falling on deaf and apathetic ears. We are tiredo f being criticized as being "overly sensitive". If anyone is overly sensitive, it is you who turn off your ears, close your minds and put on your blinders the instant anything remotely race-related comes up. It is this type of attitude that perpetuates the stereotypes and fear that, in turn, perpetuate racism and prejudice. Consider this: If you were wearing the shoe of racism and it was nibbing your heel and hindering your climb out of mediocrity, would you not want to get rid of this shoe? Would you want to be - prevented from removing this shoe? If you were prevented from removing this shoe, would you not voice your discomfort and frustration atnot being allowed thec hance to show what a good climber you are capable of being if your climb is smooth and relatively obstaclefree? Would you not insist on a remedy (removal of the shoe)? And finally, would you want to be labeled as a chronic complainer and whiner because you let your voice be heard? I think not! Any of you who have ever worn a shoe that your foot did not agree with can relate to this analogy. Those of you who have not, I give to you my grandmother's advice: "Keep living." This analogy is bound to manifest itself in one form oranother, but the underlying feelings will be the same: frustration and animosity toward your oppressor. Here's a helpful hint This is especially likely to happen if you have the intestinal fortitude to dare speak out against something as unfair and oppressive as racism and its effects. Keep living. As for all of us blaming all of you, unfortunately, we cannot look at people and tell who is a bigot and who is not We should wait for those traits to manifest in that individual, just as you cannot look at us and tell who is capable of being something beyond the stereotypes and who is not You should wait for us to manifest other qualities, also. I guess, to a certain extent, that old slur "you all look alike to me" is true. I have noticed that none of the remarks addressed the intricate dynamics of racism, namely the effects it has on one's self-esteem and self-confidence. Racism can be directly responsible for its victims' inability to realize their goals . It is very frustrating and disheartening to know you have been denied the opportunity to express your potential and reach your goals because you are "pre-judged" by your skin color and rejected before you even open your mouth to represent yourself. Racism is such an intrinsic part of this country's basic foundation that it is close to impossible to be in America without exposure to it at some point in your life. Personally, I think only an act of God will cure the ills of this world, but until then, we have to continue to try to find feasible solutions to our (all humans') problems. Some believe that racism is a myth created and perpetuated by and for black people to be used as a crutch and a place to lay the blame for our problems. I assure all of you non-believers thatracism is alive and kicking in this country and on this campus. Just because you are not affected by it, or not affected to the same degree as we are, does not mean that it does not exist I agree that not all white people are prejudiced, just as not all black people areprejudiced. The informed, enlightened, realistic people of both races know different. The white people that helped make the Civil Rights' Movement a success know different. People of both races who died for thcea use know different To all the "sick and tireds" out there, remember this, the power structure in this country is set up to facilitate the goals, needs and desires of middle-class, white males. The "Golden Rule" applies to them first This rule is simple: He who has the gold makes the rules. If anyone besides this group of middle-class white males benefits from these rules, then you are considered to have fallen through the cracks (of bureaucracy). Finally, since none of you are willing (or able) to assimilate to get the full impact and experience of what it is like to be black in this country, I suggest that you open your minds, unplug your ears, take off your blinders, and allow yourselves to be enlightened and stop judging that of which you have no concept. THE PARKSIDE UNION SPRING BREAK HOURS FOODSERVICE WLLC Coffeeshoppe Mon.-Fri. Dining Room Union Square Deli-Sub Shoppe Closed Closed Closed Reopens Sun., March 24 7:30am-2pm 4pm-7pm f*EC CENTER UNION SQUARE Closed Closed ALL AREAS OPEN FOR REGULAR HOURS ON MONDAY, MARCH 25 Flower PINNER fyve Av*Y .T^dpiNKS FoB. IAD >£3 O.T. 33l£K|NllMe U-OW?estU N MARCK ZOVri E)QCklr?7iivl. 3700 HEACHEM Rd Racine Iri The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1991-92 academic year. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office located in the coffee shoppe area, room WLLC D139C. Application Deadline April 5, noon. Community Service Announcements BECOME A TUTORTRIEND. Can you encourage an underaChiever?Are you willing VERY SPECIAL ARTS FESTIVAL STAFF WILL ACCEPT VOIJR REGISTRA-:: is a perfect opportunity to begin youf volunteer sei^ce^ex|«nd itto help with decorations.^ . ' T V . : / , ; V • : • / • • • • ' : : V : SoblL BURLINGTON AREA STUDENTS READ THIS. Haveyou ever thought of using your l|p§§ Ifltll; ^ p i;! -3::s|| s;^I#g§ . April 11th on four consecutive Tuesdays and Thursdays from 7-9 pm. at the Hospice Office v; 'V: Vv : t;,' ":TV' A •.. T,.T;;;vTT v, v ITTVT '• V • '• 1 '""TV : : V: :: • ; WOMEN'S RESOURCE CENTERSIN RACINE has provided services to women and children for over 12 years with the help of many dedic ated volunteers. Training is provided to do the following: Answer crisis and info calls, screen and complete intakes to shelter, provide support to residents, and help children explore feeim^^ipund domestic violence. Ask for iirfomtaliQa ia the Career Center. f , 4th Annual "Battle of the Bands" at UW-Parkside on Friday, April 26,1991 1st prize: Paid performance at Summerfest 2nd prize: $200.00 3rd prize: $100.00 For details on how to enter your band, contact the Parkside Union Information Desk at 553-2345 or the Student Activities office at 553- 2278. ***Deadline to enter is Monday April 8th, 1991 at 4pm. Demo tape will be required!*** Ranger, Page 18 Feature March 14,1991 "Don't Get Ripped" for a safe Spring Break by Carrie Hinz Special to the Ranger Spring Break! The week everyone has been waiting for to relax away from the stresses and strains of school. Although you're resting your body and mind, it doesn't mean you can stop thinking! Every 22 minutes in the United States, someone is killed in a drinkwig and driving accident - a driver, a passenger, or an innocent bystander, and about 560,000 people are injured every year in alcoholrelated traffic accidents. If you are between the ages of 18 and 24, you are in the age group with the highest rate of drinking and driving incidents. March 6-13, various UWParkside organizations sponsored "Don't Get Ripped" for a Safe Spring Break campaign which included a nationwide opportunity to win a Chrysler automobile and other prizes from local businesses for pledging not-to drink and drive or ride with an impaired driver during Spring Break. The following questions will help you test just how smart you know how to party: True or False? 1. You can tell when someone's had too much to drink by the way he/she talks and walks. False. Judgment is the first thing to go before speech or motor skills. A person may be driving dangerously before he/she starts to slur or weave. 2. A12 oz. can/bottle of beer contains less alcohol than a 5 oz. glass of wine ora l.oz. shot of hard liquor. False. A12 oz. can of beer = 5 oz. of wine = 1.5 oz. shot of hard liquor. 3. There is no way to sober up quickly. True. Time is the only way to sober up. Coffee, cold showers, and other remedies won't work. To get sober, your body must metabolize the alcohol, which is a slow process. 4. Combining liquor with carbonated mixers will slow the effects of the alcohol. False. Even though a mixer dilutes the alcohol, carbonation speeds its absorption. 5. Individuals of the same body weight will not be affected by alcohol at the same rate. True. Many other factors including gender, metabolism, mood, and amount of food intake play a role. Whatever your plans may be for Spring Break, remember these tips: * You don't have to be "drunk" to be impaired - only one or two drinks can affect driving ability. * Drinking,driving,anddrugsdon't mix. * Volunteer as a designated driver - be sure everyone arrives safely to their destination. * Don't let friends drive impaired - it'saquick way to end a friendship. * If one of your friends drinks to excess, stay with him/her - make A great "no impact" way to exercise No swimming skills neded. Open to students and staff at no charge When: 5-6pm Tuesday, Thursday Starting March 26,1991 Where: Pool P.E. Building Registration forms available in Student Health Servic es, Moln D115 Co-sponsored by Student Health Services and Physical Education rmti ikx?B I Don't put yourself in this position sure they sleep on their side and If at all in doubt, seek medical check their breathing periodically, attention. Have A Safe Spring Break!!! IBM Volunteer of the Week Kafhy Wakefield; is in her last year M OW-Farksid e majoringfn Sociology. Sheleametf directly how fo run a volunteer progfam whensbe wasa Student Community Service Intern last summer. Daring that time, she met with agency directors, ieaming how college students could get Involved in placem ents and attended staff meetings. | Through her internship J Kathy learned about the volunteer positrons at Kenosha Youth Development Service and thus decided to become a crisis line volunteer. - Since August, Kathy has Kathy Wakefield call in who are experiencing personal problems sack as loneliness, distraught parents, and even suicide, Sandor Marianyiis very happy with Kathy's help. " He stated, "She has done an excel lent job hears, Kathy is one o our most dependable volunteers. We could use more people iike her. Kathy not only is a student volunteer, but she is a wife, mother and part time employee for a group home of developmental^ disabled adults, volunteered SOhours.S he worksin It takes a special person to the KXD.S. office once a week givesomucbofhertime to helping assisting a staffperson when people others, and Kathy is that special ________________ person. Daily Specials Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd •March 14,1991 frfovie Review Entertainment Ranger, Page 19 Record Review More than an unusual title by Dawn Maiiand Entertainment Editor XYMOX! With a name like that, I wasn't sure what the tape Twist of Shadows would be like, punk oriented or even something worse. However, imagine my surprise when the first song, "Evelyn" played through my tape deck. The song encompassed a strong bass beat, similar to what I've heard from bands such as Erasure and Depeche Mode, and was actually enjoyable. The lyrics were included on the song jacket, and they expressed a sense of loneliness. Loneliness of the world, love and of all the illusions which take place. 'Tonight" starts out with the words "Everytime I look at you/I wonder what goes on/Behind your happy smile." The remainder of this song describes a man's wish tob e able to understand what a woman's looks mean. From listening to this album, it was hard to categorize XYMOX into a musical type. Was it an amalgam of college-dance? Or Altema-pop? Are they even mainstream Top 40 radio fare? What I discovered, though, was that XYMOX seems to be all of the above, while also walking away with a sound all their own. The band' started on a small independent label back in Amsterdam. Their first album, The Clan of Xymox, reached enormous underground success on the college scene back in 1985. Inspired by their appeal, XYMOX released their second album, entitled Medusa. This album also became a large success with the college markets. From these two albums, XYMOX has expanded their sound into the ethereal dance world,which has now become known as their trademark. Despite major success in the college markets, there was still a problem for the band. "There were people out there who had heard of us," said lead singer and guitarist Ronnie Moorings, "but they weren't able to find the album anywhere." This led XYMOX to seek a major label to increase their physical accessibility. Their third album, released on die new label, has approached 100,000copies sold (besting their rivals by quite a few -albums). XYMOX seems to have become the most quiet success story for Wing Records: Asold-outtour across theUnited Statesand Europe as well as two Top 5 singles on the Dance/Club charts with their first two singles, "Obsession" and "Blind Hearts." A goal left for XYMOX to achieve is to break out of the mold of an alternative, underground band because of their prior success in these areas. "'Imaginations' represents our first mainstream record in that we are trying to expand our range of acceptability into Top 40 as well as the college-dance market," replied Moorings. Well, in my opinion, this band has the ability go reach and surpass their goal. With the continuous bass beat, the synthesized sounds, the excellent drum patterns, the almost sensual lyrics and the fitting vocal sounds emanating from XYMOX, they will almost assuredly exceed their expectations for success. Sleeping With the Enemy Roberts reaches new heights Measles Immunizations UW-Parkside Student Health Center is offering FREE Measles Immunizations. If you were born after 1957 and have only had one measles shot, you need a second immunization to protect you from getting the measles. New recommendations by the Center for Disease Control (CDC) and the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) Committee on Infectious Diseases states that MMR (Measles, Mumps & Rubella) vaccine be given twice. Stop into Health Services to get your FREE Measles Immunization Monday through Friday: 9-11:30am 2-4:: # Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices # Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday • Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday # Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Call for Carry Outs- She has shared the screen with such stars as Richard Gere, Kevin Bacon, DarylHanna, Shirley Maclaine,and Kiefer Sutherland. Roberts plays Laura, who is married to an abusive husband Martin played by Patrick Bergan. Martin is an intense, totally analretentive obsessive phycho who gets upset at the very sight of disorder. If anything is out of place, Roberts gets beat up for it To escape from him, Roberts has to fake her own death by pretending to drown. She gets away and assumes a new identity, but Patrick is not far behind. Usually, any films based upon brutality toward women are not any fun to watch. At certain points in this film I was saying to myself "why", but in the scenes in which she is away from her husband, Roberts pulls ito ff. She iss o full of charm that she makes the film fun to watch. She plays the vulnerable but independent women well, but you can't help but think thatif there was different subject matter the performance could really take off. Patrick Bergan plays the obsessive husband Martin. His character is grossly overplayed. His character is so unrealistic that when he is on the screen I imagined a hockey mask over his face, which is the trademark of another unrealistic character. Kevin Anderson plays Ben, a dramatics teacher who catches the interest of Roberts. Anderson is a bright spot in the film with his addition of light hearted comedy in a film filled with depressing realities. Anderson may have possibly caught the eye of other filmakers and you may hear of him more in the future. Joseph Ruben directed the film. He has also directed The Stepfather and Dreamscape. Ruben is known for making straight horror films and he obviously had to be careful to not turn this into a horror picture. That would have been disasterous. There are some real chills here, but not overwhelmingly so. Roberts gives a fine performance, as does newcomer Kevin Anderson. The film doesn 't scare you as much as it makes you feel uncomfortable. I give Sleeping With the Enemy 3 stars out of 4. Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Wednesday $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Qust like a margarita) Only $1.75 Last year, Julia Roberts moved from the ranks of star to bankable mega superstar. Her performance in the box office hit Pretty Woman catapulted her to these great new heights. She has a brother, Eric Roberts, who is in the buisiness, and up until last year, Julia was known as Eric's little sister. Eric is now affectionately referred to as Julia's brother. Sleeping With the Enemy is a new film starring Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergan, and Kevin Anderson. This film is presently playing at the Cinema's 5 theatre in Kenosha and outlying areas. This new film is more or less a box office test for America's newest sweetheart, for Roberts is the only star in this film. She has never carried a whole film on her own. Tuesday $1.00 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light by David Wick 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 Ranger, Page 20 Classified March 14,1991j To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room D139C in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside students are 250 per week run. All classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of advertisng placed by its customers. The UWPatkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger Business Manager at (414) 553-2295. CLUB EVENTS ] [ FUND RAISING ] [ PERSONALS Skydive! PARA (skydive club) will sponsor a jump on March 30. $60.00 for first •> time jump ers, $40.00 for repeat jumpers. Sign up at Union info desk. IVCF presents Dick Sisson: the Christian Guru, March 27th at noon in Main Place. Topic: Spiritual Awareness: Is it Worth the Climb? Cinco de Mayo Committee meeting Friday, March 15, 1991 atnoonin Molinaro 115. Everyone welcome! If you are unable to attend and are still interested in serving on the committee, please contact Mary Ellen at x2277. I FOR SALE IBM XT with 640K memory, color monitor (cga), (2) 360K floppies, keyboard (84 keys) 9-pin dot-matrix printer in good working condition. Asking $800.00. | FUND RAISING 1 Fast fundraising program $1000in just one week. Earn up to $1000 for your campus organization. Plus a chance at $5000more! This program works! No investment needed. Call 1-800-932-0528 ext. 50. | HELP WANTED Tremendous summer job! Outstanding boys' sports camp in Wisconsin's beautiful northwoods looking for counselors in tennis, golf, volleyball, swimming, waterskiing, baseball, basketball, archery, riflery and woodworking. Great facilities, food. Salary. Benefits. Call 1-800-236-CAMP. Summer jobs: conference asst, desk receptionist, conference work crew. Call x2320 or stop by the Residence Life Office for more information. | MISCELLANEOUS 1 Have you figured out the connection between food, writing and good grades: The Writing Center, located in the Academic Resource Center, may be your missing link. We're open Monday through Thursday 9:00 am to 7:00 pm and Friday 9:00 am till 12:00 pm. What do you have to lose? I PERSONALS I Hawk's "Where music matters" March 15 Vagrantz March 16 BluSteel March 22 and 23 Belle Gunness 2319 63rd St. Kenosha, WI 652-8988 Exam secret! Raise that GPA now! Report tells how. Guaranteed. $5.00 post paid. Book bazaar; Dept PR; 5310 32nd ave; Kenosha, WI 53144! Loving Christian couple seeking baby to adopt, homestudied, stay at home . mom. Call our adoption lawyer at 273-0322 (may call collect). Adopted little girl seeks newborn to share secure and happy home with loving parents. Medical/legal fees paid. Call adoption attorney 414- 273-0322 collect. Do you know how to use a computer? If the answer is no, sign up at the ARC desk on the D1 level of the library for free Wordperfect workshops. Wednesdays at 12:00 noon. Gwen, happy 21st birthday!! Have a great day and celebrate! Emily. Roommate wanted, student preferred. Own room in 3 bdr. apt. Computer available. $215 month utilities included. Call 654-9101. Kristy, Brenda, Barbi and Cher, great job at WURHA. RHA display #1 in state!! Congrats! Steve. Happy belated birthday Dan! Love, Jess and Stacey. Nick, have a good spring break, I hope I see you! Love ya, Julie. CITY OF KENOSHA Seeks student workers for Summer employment. Apply at: City of Kenosha Personnel Department 625 52nd Street Kenosha, WI 53140 Affirmative Action Employer M/F/H Featuring 6 Wolff Tanning Beds with Face Tanners To Serve You Get That Healthy Look Before Spring Break, Look Good, Feel Good $ 5.00- 1 1/2 Hour Session $ 20.00 - 5 1/2 Hour Sessions $ 35.00 -10 1/2 Hour Sessions $ 65.00 - 20 1/2 Hour Sessions Tanning Is All We Do 2311 Roosevelt Road - Kenosha WI 652-4484 SUMMER POSITIONS NEED EXTRA CASH FOR SCHOOL? TIRED OF THE SAME OLD SUMMER JOB? ARE YOU AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD? Have we got the opportunity for you!!! Work as a Cup Packer or Material Hamdler in. our clean, modern, air-conditioned plant. Forty hour work week plus overtime opportunities. All three shifts available. 1 ST SHIFT 2ND SHIFT 3RD SHIFT 6 am-2 pm. 2 pm-10 pm. 10 pm-6 am. BENEFITS INCLUDE: Weekly attendance bonus Paid Holidays Apply in person Monday thru Friday between 8 am and 4 pm. or Saturday, May 11 and 18,1991 from 9 am to 1 pm. SOLO CUP COMPANY 1700 Old Deerfield Road Highland Park, III. 60035 An equal opportunity employer Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 22, March 14, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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September a. 1 eaa t 1 f[Kl~ lUJ[N]~~~lRi~~lfW (Q)fF W~~~(Q)[N]~~~o~~~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, No. 1 Student services extend office hours - bY Kelly Mc.Kissick News Editor · You "night owls" will have something to hoot about this tall, thanks to extended Student Services office hours. All student services offices will be opert on Mondays and 'J'bllrsdays until 7:30 p.m. to accomodate students who fake night clases, live in the residence halls or just don't flave ttme during the day for appointments. The extended hours are a ,esult of a non-traditional stu, fent task force survey con} icted two years ago, accord- 9g to Sandy Puzerewsk.J, aslant to Assistant Chancelk> r for Student Affairs G. Grace. She explained lllal the survey showed that lludents taking night classes needed tater office hours to accommodate their needs. Prior to the extension of the .office hours, she said a lot of dflces were making appointments after hours for those &tudents. The evening hours proposal was submitted to Chancellor Kaplan on April 15. They were accepted and will begin Thursday, Sept. 8. Puzerewski said that there are a number of promotional activities going on during this llrst week of school for the entended office hours. In addition to advertisement. the offices will be holding raffles for "Night Owl" t-shirts. Students simply go into an office and complete a small survey indicating whether or not they believe they will use the service this year. "On Thursday night (Sept. $) there will be open houses in various student services offices," she said. ''People will be doing different things to generate interest in the nlght hours.'' She stressed, "It's not only for people who are traditionally here for the evening classes. Even ff it's just a person with a busy schedule; if they're done at I> p.m., great, we'll be here." The child-care program will also be extended until 9: 30 p.m. Monday-Thursday for night students. she said. "They're doing programming fo.r children ages two weeks old to twelve years old during the evenings." She explained that longer office hours do not mean a need for more employees In the offices. "There's a rotation schedule in every office. Some employees w1ll stay until 7:30 on either Monday or Thursday. There's always professional staff there too." Puzerewski feels that the extended hours will be popular with a lot of students. "The professional staff w1ll be able to see a wider r&nge of people too, everyone"s really looking forwared to it. I think it will expand things for everyone and will just be popular right across the board." Cable TV comes to residence halls by Laura Pestka. Assistant News Editor As of September 4th Park! lde will be with a new cable lervtce installed by .Jones Inlercable. The new system is called Universal Service. As for the cost, Parkside's ~w Director of Residence fe, Deann Possehl said, "It tects room rates in a genersense." Students living on ~rnpus w1ll pay an additional ve dollars a semester to :ver Installation costs. Posh) said, "We want to offer l\'lore services for students." 0:{he Universal Service will tei!r. several options. Newer up :,:is1ons will be able to pick Clu Dorm-vision," which inad ~e_s 44 channels, at no lhedi~1ona1 charge ot}ler than Old five dollar a semester fee. ~ er televisions can pick up co!tVision with the added ~t ~f a cable converter. The sern s S3.95 a month, $13.95 a ester, or $27.90 for the ck I Year. The educator age includes the 44-cl:lan- Workers connect cable TV to residence halls nels plus one premium service of either HBO, Ctnemax, Showtirne, or The Movie Channel. The rate is $16.95 a month, $58.95 a semester, or $ll7.90 for the school year. The graduate package allows for two premium services in. addition to the 44 channels. The monthly cost is $24.95, a semester of service $86.95, and the school rate ls $173.90. costs year Carthage has also installed the Universal Service this fall. Several other UW campuses have the same service. Possehl said, "It (Universal Service) seems to be real popular." Hearron takes Rang!!r helm by Jenny Oarr Former Editor Describing the coming academic year as a time of "transltion" for the campus newspaper, new Ranger editor Jon Hearron is eager to continue- the tradition of a quality product. Hearron takes over as editor after witnessing the graduation of almost the entire staff from previous years. "There's no doubt that this is a year of transition," Hearron said, "but I look forward to it as an opportunity for fresh ideas and new faces to make their marks on Parkside's campus." Hearron was Ranger assistant business manager and business manager last year and he -feels that job gave him solid insight into the business aspect of the organi• zation. "U there ls no money, there will be no product each week," he said. "I think my background and the strides my staff and I have made over the summer w1JJ take the burden off Segregated Fees and make the advertising revenue greater so we can continue to produce a good product." The selection of editor for this year's Ranger came amidst some controversy at the end of spring semester. In a rare move, the Ranger Board of Directors reversed the decision of the Selection Committee, which was comprised of staff and students. Hearron remains undaunted by the circumstances surrounding his selection. ''I feel that the Ranger Board displayed courage to reverse the decision of the Selection Committee ,md, further, that l now have the endorsement of the Selection Committee. Alth. ough it is a good process to have the feedback of objective represent.atlves, the Board Ultlmately has their fingers on the pulse of the paper and those members of the Board who participated in the reversal-had the best interests of Ranger at heart." Over the summer, Hearron has worked to draft a proposed change In the Ranger by-laws to avoid any further confusion in the editor selection process in the future. "Hopefully, these changes will meet with the approval of the new Board of Directors d put out any fires before ey begin to smolder," he commented. Hearron was recruited from his high school alma Jon Hearron 1988-89 Ranger Editor mater, J.I. case Higb Scilool in Racine, for the position he held with the Ranger 1asi year. He held the position of business manager and editorial page editor for '' Just In Case," the school's newspaper. Hearron feels that he - further improved his writing skills through his freshman English classes at Parkside. "The advanced composition class here gave me an oppor• tunity to sharpen my own skills and to accurately evalu- . ate the work of other students," he explained. "Be• cause most of our staff writers and photographer& are not paid, it ls extremelj important that the editor be sensitive to the effort put , forth by these students as well as continuing to encourage improvement In each writer's skill level. I am counting on the experience of the returning staff to keep the ball roll1ng until the new writers develop their own confidence levels. · "The main thing for our readers to remember," Hear. ron pointed out," is that we all work very hard and long hours to turn out a product each week. It is ama.zl.ng the amount of work involved even in producing our smallest issue. The team effort that we gtve is evident eacli week with the product.'' Although the Ranger staff did some recruiting in late spring, there is always room for one more writer, photo~rapher or helping hand at the Ranger office. Anyone interested in making a contrlbu~ tion to the Parkside Ranger ts encouraged to stop by the office adjacent to the Ooffee Shoppe on the D-1 level of WLLC. 2 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger y"asked. ,, Counselor's corner I have a hunch that a lot of very Important questions people have often go unanswered. Think how many times you've wanted to ask somethlng you thought was important (espec1ally something personal) and for one reason or another never got around to It. Maybe you didn't know whom to ask, thought the question might be viewed by others as silly, thought you would be the only one asking such a question, or were too embarrassed to ask It. The real danger lies, of course, In not asking and getting an answer to a question Important to you. We ask questions as a way of getilng Information to make us more knowledgeable and heip us make Important deerslons. Oftentimes having the answer to a particular question results in a better decision and the difference between succeeding or falling ,-being happy or sad, healthy or I'm convinced that more people would seek answers to personal questions if there were an easier, more convenient way to ask them. ThInk of all the personal questions that wouldn't get answered If It weren't tor newspaper columnists who respond to the personal questions their readers send In. And don't believe someone who vigorously denies reading these "advice columns." Many read them and use the advice to help solve their own or someone else's problems. The "Counselor's Comer" gives every student the opportunity to ask personal questions and receive answers an anonymous way. For my responses to your questions, on professional and personal experiences and judgment. Responses will be direct and to the point. While obviously cannot aware ot all the nuances surrounding your particular question or situation, my response will be one which makes sense to me and that I believe wUl be of help to you, the question asker. So let me hear from you. Remember I any personal question is an important one if It's on your mind. And, chances are others will benefit from your having asked it! The IlCounselor's Corner" column will be successful since you asked. Editor's Note: Don't be shy! The "Counselor's Corner" is the place where members of the Parkside community can anonymously ask questions of a personal as well as general nature and in return receive caring and professional response to the question that may help others as well as yourself. Thls column is .tof you. The "Counselor-s Corner" was conceived as an outreach for those need of answers who didn't know where to turn. Our hopes are high for the column. The potential Is there, and so are you. If you're looking for an answer I give Stu a try. Questions may be submitted at the Ranger offIce, typed or neatly hand-written, in a sealed envelope. There is a lock box labeled "Counse- Stu Rubner The counselor in the corner lor's Corner" in which to de. posit them. Questions wlll be chosen by Stu Rubner. A little effort on yoiJr part may help a whole lot. I SKIPPED LEADING MYSTUDENTS IN :THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ONE DA.Y.,.......•..,. ... 11 The Republicans get their way Library to hos,t celebration Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor way grocery stores scan. UPC codes. •'It's a major major step for the university to accomplish this," says Piele. The on-line catalog will state the avaiiabUity status of the books; whether available,- checked out, lost, ready-to-beshelved, etc. It also pinpoints more accurately where- in the library a book Is located. Piele says, "It seems to us that It makes It-more likely that people will find what they're looking for." Planning tor the program began In 1982. The program Itself won't be completed for . several more years due to the amount of Information that needs to be processed. Two other systems, acqulsttton and serial, will available In a few years. Right now we're taking "the first steps towards an electric library. The acquisition system reduce the amount of work involved In ordering and cataloging books. The accounting process will also be more accurate. This' system will, among other things, give the librarian access to a special report that will Indicate how often a particular book has been checked out. The serial system should be ready within two years. ThIs system will be able to Include periodicals in the on line sys, tern. "The Implications are very far reaching." All 13 UW campuses have this system except Milwaukee and Madison which have devised their own systems. In four or five years there will be some kind of network to connect all the campuses. The money being spent on the program comes to about half a million dollars. The funds were provided by special money from the legtslature. This is money that was specifically earmarked for the program. Ali of the UW campuses received money for the new system, but Parkside was the only one to get money for remodllng to accommodate the system. Luck was the main Ingredient for getting the additional money. The Issue happened to be up In the air when the legislature decided to implement the new system on the UW campuses, On Monday, September 12, between 4 and 6 p.m., the Library Learning Center will host a grand opening celebration. The event will take place Inside the main entrance on the L-l level. Refreshments will be served making this the first, and probably the last, time that the "No Food or Drinks Allowed" signs can be disregarded. LInda Piele, Acting Director of the Ubrary Learning Center, sees the celebration as a "good excuse to have a party". ThIs open house will also double as a reception for new faculty members. "It's the end of a definite state," says Piele. The main attraction of the Grand Opening is the new circulation system, the LS/2000, that works In conjunction with the on-line catalog. Instead of having to fill out a list of information for each book to be checked out, the books w111 be scanned the EDITORIAL STAFF in-Chief Jeff Lemmermann , Sports Editor Petti!.. George Koenig Entertainment Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circu!ation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager Ranger is written and edit~d by students of UW-Par~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial pol~ dcayyasnd content. IS pubhshed every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breaks and holt- . letters to the e~itor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less-.A11 lheettlderuspmonusret qbueeSstIgned. WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes . Names will beWlttr faRmaantgoeryr.reserves the right to edit letters ,and refuse those which are false and/or de- T~~ci~:' for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Ail correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW·Parkside Box 2000 KenInogs) h. a WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertiS • Since Y.,ou asked.,, Counselor!s important ask something important especially to asking it. to as too to ll. The ot in getting important getting information to help important decisions. to question 1n between falling, or ill. I'm to important 1f easter, to Think personal 1f it thelr belleve someone columns." Many to opportunity in questions, I'll draw I be of surrounding response will to you. Remember, 1f it's "Counselor's Comer" Editor's note Counselor's Comer" Parkside anonymously ask response as This is for ''Counselor's in is answer, try. submitted office, neaUy 1n comer to deposit will your host by Laura. Library celebration. inside entrance L-1 Refreshments will this ''Allowed" disregarded. Linda Director Library as to party'•. This will also ''def1n.lte Plele. circulation in line Instead will scan "to accomplish will availability available, to-be. shelved, is "It to it it more for in itself to information to acquisition be in will involved in cataloging ac. curate. This to will indicate within This will include system. ''implications are very devised will spe. cial legislature. This All remodling accommodate ingredient issue in UW campuses. Jon Hearron .................. Editor-in-Chief Amy Pettit.. ................. Managing Editor Jeff Lemmermann ............ Sports Editor ar_,d Parkside. poli• cy and It 1s published ThurSday during hol~ days. George Koenig ..... Entertainment Editor Kelly McKissick .................. News Editor Laura Pestka ............ Asst. News Editor Kevin Zirkelbach ................ Copy Editor John Kehoe ...................... Photo Editor ..... Circulation ......... Shi reel ............. Letters will_ less. All h~ettled rusp monu sret qbuee ssitg.n ed, with included · be with· faRmaantgoerry r.e serves andfor deDeadline tor ads 1 O a m Thursday. ' · · All UW-Parl<side Kem~ ogs)53141 . 2287 553-2295 Adve·rtis - : , Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 19883 PUAB keeps beer garden down by Kelly McKissick News Editor interim alcohol policy :Ushed last year b~ the OS !<SIde Union Advisory paa:r 1 (PUAB) will remain in for this year's first ~~e on Friday (featuring TheNewsboyS). A PUAB meeting was held onThursday, sept. 1to determinewhether or not that polio would remain in effect for ~ year. The policy was establishedin March of last year, ,previous to that, a beer gardenwas used to separate _ers and non-drinkers at dances.Many students voiced complaintsabout student segregalion, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formedto address the issue. Illecommtttee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized~ and further precauliOnswere taken to keepunderage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, theneed for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. me~ts both in favor of and agamst the beer garden at the PUAB meeting. One major point of discussion was that under the interim policy, guests must be of legal drink. ing age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to ' be 18 years old. After 45 ~inutes of discussion. it was fmally proposed that PU AB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark .Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Grygera, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzbuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also 'participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend SUbcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university. which state "admission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests Who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door. two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check m's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • Signage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any via. laters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established· for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving orily one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amend. ment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. SCShelps students find volunteer work by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major?Are you ~ling to be challenged?Are you looking lorvariety in llfe? Are you in needof job references? Are you Interested in helping others?If you answer. "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg,dlrector of Student ())mmUnity Services, can helpyou. Student Community Servleea is something new on eampusthis year. It provides ltudents an opportunity to belpRacine and Kenosha vol- 1lJIteer organizations by giv- Ing twoof their most valuable gifts. time and energy. ' Engbergworked as a teacher, director of a nutrition program for older adults in KenOSha and as a senior ctttzendirector at a church be. lorebecoming involved in the Renosha Voluntary Action Center,Which helped her obtain a federal grant to start StudentCommunity Services. SteveMcLaughlin, director Of StUdent Life, talked to ~ngbergduring the writing of e grant and said that he ~Id furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside, e Works as a link between dents wishing to broaden etr experiences at college d needy volunteer organ!- IaUnnsin Racine and Keno. aha. thWhenshe began her job in e beginning of August. she ~lted a number of-volunteer agenCies in Kenosha who "ere able to provide over 00· r'Sible VolWlteer positions ~ or students. "They vary fromsomething as a simple as working in thel soup kitch. en to possibly working on, Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include, video production, youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting, court advocate and schoolroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. uU's volunteer work, they're (~e students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, 'All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about It in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community ·Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team N\.' Job opportunities f\I\ I+i: At I-I-T: ~ 22nd Ave. Location . * Shift Management * Maintenance * Food Preparation * Customer ServiceBenefits ** AUdnivfaonrmcesmenPtrovidOepdp.ortunities ' Free Meal (each time you work) : Flexible Hours (work a~und SChediule) for more Informat on Contact Our McDonald's Manager At 3316 • 22nd Ave. Ron's PCaa Sandwiches anaCocktailS Sundays: ~ BlOOdyMarys . 2 for I, 12-4 p.m, Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon SSO'52nd Kenosha, WI &57-4455 experience to the problems of those in need. It encourages career exploration and it offers communities access to a reservoir of talent and energy. Through their involvement in student community service programs, students become more aware of their civic responsibilities and are more likely to establish a life. long pattern of helping others." Engberg's role in thla pro- Volunteers, see page 7 • Faculty, staff receive ·awards Distingutshed service and teaching awards were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at .the university Thursday, Sept. 1. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueiine Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger, received the Academic Staff Distlnguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach, a program assistant in the Division of Education. received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside in 1977.He is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, inctuding the Smithsonian Instltute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madlson and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985.She holds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern lllinois State University. Harris joined Parkslde in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responstble for set design and stage preparation for UW· Parkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university I she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkslde and currently serves as first vice president. - 5 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 3 pUAB keeps beer garden down Faculty, staff receive awards Distinguished service and teaching awanls were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at the university Thursday, Sept. 1. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Interim alcohol policy ~J.ished last year b;: the e kside Union Advisory par (PUAB) will remain in ~ for this year's first =~e on Frlday (featuring The Newsboys). A PUAB meeting was held 00 Thursday, Sept. 1 to deteraune whether or not that policy would remainli in effect for thiS year. The po cy was estabUShed in March of last y~~vious to that, a beer garoen was used to separate i!rlnkers and non-drinkers at 11ances. Many students voiced complaints about student segregation, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formed to address the issue. The committee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized and further precautions were taken to keep underage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, the need for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. ments both ln favor of and against the beer garden at the. PUAB meeting. One maJor point of discussion was that under the interim policy, ~ests must be of legal drinking age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to be 18 years old. After 45 minutes of discussion, it was finally proposed that PUAB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Gryg. era, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzhuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also ·participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend subcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university, which state "adrnission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door, two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check ID's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • SJgnage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any violaters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established • for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving only one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amendment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueline Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger. received the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach. a program assistant in the Division of Education, received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside iri 1977. He Is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, including the Smithsonian Institute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madison and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. SCS helps students find volunteer work Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985. She bolds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern Illinois State University. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major? Are you willing to be challenged? Are you looking for variety in life? Are you in need of job references? Are you interested in helping others? If you answer "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg, director of Student Community Services, can help you. Student Community Services 1s something new on campus thls year. It provides aludents an opportunity to help Racine and Kenosha volunteer organizations by givtwo of their most valuable · time and energy. Engberg worked as a teacher, director of a nutrition proKram for older adults in Kenosha and as a senior citizen director at a church before becoming involved in the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center, which helped her oblain a federal grant to start Student Community Services. Steve McLaughlin, director Of Student Life, talked to ~ngberg during the writing of e grant and said that he ~ld furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside. e works as a link between dents wishing to broaden Ir experiences at college d needy volunteer organitaUons in Racine and KenoBha. When she began her job in the beginning of August, she \'!sited a number of ,volunteer agencies in Kenosha who Were able to provide over ISO· rsslble volunteer positions or students. "They vary ~rn something as a simple working in the soup kitchen to possibly working on / Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include video production. youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting court advocate and sch~olroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. "It's volunteer work, they're (t,he students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, • All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about it in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team M Job Opportunities M f~ At f-+i: 22nd Ave. Location * Shift Management * Maintenance * Food Preparati~n * customer Service Benefits * Uniforms Provided * Advancement Opportunities Free Meal (each time you work) * Flexible Hours (work a~und schedule) * for more mformation Contact Our McDonald's Manager At 3316 - 22nd Ave. experience to the problems of those in need. It encourages career exploration and it offers communities access to a reservoir of talent and energy. Through their involvement in student community service programs, students become more aware of their civic resl)Onsiblllties and are more likely to establish a lifelong pattern of helping others.'' Engberg's role in this pro- Vo/unteers, see page 7 Harris joined Parkside in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responsible for set design and stage preparation for UWParkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university, she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkside and currently serves as first vice president. Ron's Pfuce Sarufwiclus ana Cocftaifs Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon - !!DI 52nd Kenosha.WI 657-4455 4 ThundaY. sept. 8. 1988 Ranger .... New students give reasons for choosing Parkside . byAbaHaueIn. Foreign Correapoadeat Summertime at Parkslde means new student orientations. Over 1000 new students will be coming to Parkslde thIa fall and nearly all went through the orlentaUon programs. The orientation proce... ts geared to acquaint new students with the things that they will be expected to do throughout their academIc career including how to regis. ter for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientaUons sessions. They were LIsa Orthrnan, Colleen geavttte, Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike PiaU 654-0055 or 654-0723 New Bowling Leagues Forming at Platt Lanes MIXED COUPLES BOWLING EVERY OTHER WEEK Friday Night 9:00 p.m. Sunday Night 4:00-6:00 or 8:00 p.m. Saturday Night Once a month - 9:00 p.m. ALL LIMITED TO 16 COUPLES .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL Monday thru Thursday - 3 per Team 51000 INCLUDES: __ FBroewe lBineger from9-11 P M - pS.ho rter BowJm' g Season .. - nze Fund LIMITED TO 24 BOWLERS PER REQUESTED NJGHT ~ :,o ...e.. Tea.... Needed/or Itfo..day/6:30 p..... e./e .... Neededfor Wed"e"day/6:30 p.m. .. 1(1'1222. ~jZS"tson and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some insight from students' perspecUves. Most of the new students seemed to feel better prepared for college life because of the orientation progr~m. ChrIsUne Dejno says, "I think It helped 'cause I had no Idea (where to go); I had been In the school a couple of times, but I'm glad I went on the tour, ...I like to know where I'm going and what I'm doing." Craig SImpkins Is a nontradlUonal student returning to school after an injury "onthe- job." CraIg enjoyed the orientation program because the student leaders made It InterestlHg- Craig says, "It's nice to know where shit Is." Scott Singer, who recently graduated from Bradford, says, •'I chose Parkside because its close to home and they have a real good bust- Students, see page 5 Parkside has new housing director - by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor Parkslde recently acquired a new director of student housing, DeAnn possehl. She started In July when -the former director, Steve Irwin, resigned. possehi was originally hired as Irwin's assistant but became the dIrector due In Irwin'S resignation. possehi attended Luther College, a small private school In Iowa, for her undergraduate' degree. She received her masters at UW· River Falls where she was also a hall director for three years. As for now she ended up at Parkside, 101 worked in the UW System at River Falls and I knew a little bit about the school. I also knew Steve Irwin and he kind of talked me Into applying." Several aspects of Parkslde attracted possehl to the school. •'What drew me here was the unusual setup, the fact that It's a brand new program." She DeAnn Possehl also enjoys interacting students. Willi On-campus hOUsingIs new at Parkslde SUI1 leaves plently of ;..., which new Ideas. ''J'he fact U:t lor jut starting out gives It'. chance to make a dlffeme a because It's not really ~ IIshed," said Possehl. es_ . Possehl has several that she would like' to a ~ pllsh here at parksldeCC: most Important goalls in hall councll going and ~ working with the pro mlng. She would also ~ work on increasing servl for resident students .:: stated Possehl, ufuc ". '1,1 traffic flow In and out :- .... ' •...•......·1... -f.t, orfntche, along with greater 0 e central areas." - .•. She hopes to encourage dents to have a greater s of responslbUity and belle making a better livingen .F .,•.,•%};. ronment Is part of the ... \N~_~ail1l_celss. . 1 Union Square Bar Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 pm 8:00 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. .. Fri. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a -7' Fnday 7:30 a.m._2:0~·p.~.0 p.m. Coffee Shoppe . Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a m -8 p Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.' .m. HOURS Information center Mon.• Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p m Fn. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. .. Reservations Office Mon., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p m Tues., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.rn . Fn. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. . Mini Matt Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight 4 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New students give reasons for choosing Parkside Parkside has new housing director Summertime at Parkside m new student orientaion . Ov r 1000 n w stud nts wlll comlng to Parksld thl.8 f l and nearly all w nt through th ort ntation proms. The orientation prog d to cqualnt new students with the things that they will be expected to do thrOughout their academic career including how to register for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientations sessions. They were Lisa Orthman, Colleen Seavitte. Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike Platt by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor son and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some inSight from students' Parkside recently acquired perspectives. a new director of student Most of the new students housing, De.Ann Possehl. She seemed to feel better pre- started in July when the forpared for college life because mer director, Steve Irwin, reof the orientation progra,m. signed. Possehl was originalChristine Dejno says, "I think ly hired as Irwin's assistant 1t helped 'cause I had no idea but became the director due (where to go); I had been in to Irwin's resignation. the school a couple of times, Possehl attended Luther but rm glad I went on the College, a small private tour, ... I like to know where school in Iowa, for her underI'm going and what I'm graduate degree. She redoing." ceived her masters at UWCraig Simpkins is a non- River Falls where she was traditional student retuming also a hall director for three to school after an injury • 'on- years. the-job." Craig enjoyed the As for how she ended up at orientation program because Parkside, "I worked in the DeAnn Possehl the student leaders made it UW System at River Falls also enjoys interacttn N B I interesting. Craig says, "It's and I knew a little bit about students. g Wltll ew ow ing Leagues nice to know where shit is." the school. I also knew Steve On-campus housing ls 654-0055 or 654-0723 F Scott Slnger, who recently Irwin and he kind of talked new at Parkside sun orming at Platt Lanes graduated from Bradford, me into applying." Several leaves plently of ~ WhlcJi says, "I chose Parkside be- aspects of Parkside attracted ~ew ideas. "The fact O:t ~ MIXED COUPLES BOWLING cause its close to home and Possehl to the school. "What Jut starting out gives lta they have a real good busl- drew me here was the unusu- chance to make a dlffe rne a EVERY OTHER WEEK Students, 8ff page 5 al setup, the tact that it's a because It's not ....Uy-• brand new program." She Ushed," said Possehl estab, ~~:~~YN~~~t :~gg-~ :~o or 8:00 p.m. i---sAf [y:-a~ ::~~~::~; E:i1~ Satu:.:\~!~~i~~ ~t~~~~:~~o p.m. ! STUDENT DISCOUNTS ~-I ?o!~rifi~! i:,: :00 .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL l WITH STUDENT I.Q,r 0 \' ::?Ing. 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Fn . 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. ______ L __ c~::~l!_E!~!:..~t.:,<:,~~~~~~tOf'A-TiO~ ~ ,, ~ ~;I ~~~ent is part of the pro, ..................... ;..;;~~ Union Square Bar M?n,-Thurs. 11 :a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 Pm 8:90 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. · · Fn. 11 :00 a.m.-2:30 p m 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. · · Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dini"-H Room ~~-- h_urs. 7:30 a.m.-?:00 p.m. ay 7.30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Coffee Shoppe · M~n.-Thurs. 7:30 a m _8 Fn. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.ni. . p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p,m. OrientatIon acquaints students Sludenls, from page 4 - ess program." Scott apnreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to ark on the Ranger staff this _ ;,ar. Scott did say that the food that was served during theorientation program could havebeen better. • Christine Czerkas, who is lng to be slaying in the reo ~entce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program," Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her cIasses. Christine hopes to workwith the radio stauon while at Parkside. DeniseMoline was referred to Parkside by a stUdent teacher that had graduated (rom here. Denise saId that she Jearned alot, but there was so much information crammedInto such a Short tlm. lIlat It was hard to rememberIt all. John Vescova chose Park. aide because It Is close to 110m•• John was surprised to /IIId oul, "That I can't just tab any class I want, Z have to lake the baslc stuff first. .. Whenasked It he felt more' prepared for college atler at. tendlng'the orlenlation he IIld, "Yes, Z definitely wouldn't hove known what to do." Jenny·tntsch Is coming to Parkslde because It'll close to ..' Off Campus Jammin' by J. Mark Hall Below, Is located off Hwy, 38. ("Sunny Sparks") across from Mitchell Alrpo in MilwaUkee. This place 1 Too all you people Who are air conditioned, and rocks fo 21 and under, I know the per. five consecutive nights; e8C feet places to meet people night Is different. and make friends! Places Wednesday is New Wave Where you can dance the night; Thursday Is college night away, and If you can't night (so bring your college dance, you're sure to learn. ill); Friday Is all-request There are a number of off. night; Saturday Is the-place_ campus places to go, known to-be night (or party night. as non-alcoholic lounges or because that's Whenthe place dance clubs. There are five In gels jumpln'); Sunday Is MIlwaukee and one In Racine. rocktn' the night away wt FIrst, there's The Attic on Heavy Melal NIght. Hwy. 110, out by Stiver Spring The club In Racine Is Rd., In MIlwaukee. It's not Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. air conditioned, but they kick It's a great place to go. but out the jams. only open for those under 21 StUdents wait patiently to register. whTihchenIs alstoheoren'sHwy.B1a0i0le,yb'su,t po.nm.SuTnhdeayy pnliagyhtsallfroBmOris7-101 home and inexpensIve. Jenny Ing" her go. In regards to the closer to Racine. In Turns musIc, but USUally dan thought that the orienlatIon ori~nlation program, Michelle and Park Avenue are In musIc. was "fun" and went on to saId, "It took too long, but Z downtown MIlwaukee. In The other places are usu say, "z had a good time" learned a10t about the Turns Is open to people under ally open from 7 p.m.-l a.m. .Jenny welcomed the' opport~. campus and what goes on." 21 on Tuesdays, and Park and cost $5 or less. So go ou nlty to learn her way around On a clOSingnote, the orten, Avenue has a college night on and have fun U you're unde campus. Jenny says, "Z feel tatron program, offered by Wednesdays. 21. and jam with me In sbIedtete)r b(aebcoaustecomnoinwg tIo Pkanrokw. ;~:rtho~ved~i:tSotub!e2:dve~ryn~ltl~ULcJcfe~ses~tu~lO•. .~..f:~f~MIc:~=eY~:fa:v:o=rlte::,::Tw::en:ty=-on::e::::pIa::c:es::to=::bel=====:; some people that go to achool here." When Michell Floyd was asked Why she chose Park. side she responded, •'Because Jenny (Ultsch) Is going here.·J She went on to say that she ws only kidding. MI. chelle Is going to Parkslde be. cause her parents are, "milk. Looking So Smart! . c. J.. > \ J-' . ( . . . l.'·""'_CMl...,.;s P PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS r-----COUPON-----..., Shampoo, Condition & Cut I I ONLY $695 I I 'Good Only ":'0 c~~~;:r:,:.r.=r:ontheyr offer. I l . expires 10NO/88 I -. --C-OS-T-CU-lT-ER-S®- __ -, ~HA . RACINE . '~VSide Shopping Center • ~~a£ ~=Bay Rd., S50WMI 'F!"<Jry~c.':.-6440 .. 3ns Doug'as Ave.,831-1313 ,~'·,~A .. nue .... 7-9200 ZION ..,,,.~~~ • 173Plaza 50 ~ Street, 158-8200 131121st Street, 74&-53 WE USE AND RECOMMEND PAUL MiTCHELL Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! * Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. * Obtain all of the 10 items on the follOWing list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. >A: All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawingf 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) "Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind" _ published by the office of Res. Life. . 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5)Phy. Ed. bUilding schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parks ide Activities Board Coupon 10) Bookmarker of library hours. * Complete this list •••and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. . b__ orientation acquaints students Off Campus Jam min' students, from page 4 ness program." . Scott apreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to work on the Ranger staff this year, Scott did say that the food that was served during the orientation program could 11ave been better. ChJ'i5tine Czerkas, who is going to be staying in the resJdentce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program." Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her claSSeS, Christine hopes to work with the radio station while at Parkside. Denise Moline was referred to Parkside by a student teacher that had graduated Sfudents wait patiently to register. by J. Mark Ball ("Sunny Sparks") Too all you people who are 21 and under, I know the perfect places to meet people and make friends! Places where you can dance the night away, and If you can't dance, you're sure to learn. There are a number of oftcampus places to go, known as non-alcoholic lounges or dance clubs. There are five in Milwaukee and one In Racine. First, there's The Attic on Hwy. no, out by Silver Spring Rd., in Milwaukee. It's not air conditioned, but they kick out the jams. Then there's Bailey's, Below, ls located off Hwy. 38, across from Mitchell A1rpo in Milwaukee. This place t air conditioned, and rocks fo five consecutive nights; eac night is different. Wednesday ls New Wave night; Thursday ls college night (so bring your college ID); Friday ls all-reques night; Saturday ls the-placeto- be night (or party night, because that's when the place gets jwnpin'): Sunday ls rockin' the night away with Heavy Metal Night. trom here. Denise said that home and inexpensive. Jenny ing" her go. In regards to the Ille learned alot, but there thought that the orientation orientation program, Michelle which ls also on Hwy. 100, but closer to Racine. In Tums and Park Avenue are in downtown Milwaukee. In Tums ls open to people under 21 on Tuesdays, and Park Avenue has a college night on Wednesdays. The club In Racine ls Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. It's a great place to go, but only open for those under 21 on Sunday nights from 7-11 p.m. They play all sorta o music, but usually dance music. was so much information was "fun" and went on to said, "It took too long, but I crammed into such a short say, "I had a good time." learned alot about the 11me that it was hard to . Jenny welcomed the opportu- campus and what goes on.•• The other places are usu ally open from 7 p.m.-1 a.m. and cost $5 or Jess. SO go ou and have fun 1f you're unde 21 - and jam with me in remember It all. nity to learn her way around On a closing note, the orien- John Vescova chose Park- campus. Jenny says, "I feel tation program, ottered by side because it ls close to better (about coming to Park- the Student Life office, bome. John was surprised to side) because now I know P .• ro......,ve_d1111to__,be __ v_e_ry...,_su_c;;;;c,;;es;;;;sfu;..,;t. _____________________ .,. My favorite, Twenty-One places to be! 1111d out, "That I can't just some people that go to school lake any class I want, I have here." to take the basic stuff first." When Michell Floyd was When asked If he felt more asked why she chose Parkprepared for college after at- side she responded, • 'Because tending the orientation he Jenny (Ultsch) ls going 111d, "Yes, I definitely wou- here. " She went on to say ldn't have known what to do." that she ws only kidding. Mi- Jenny' Ultsch ls coming to chelle is going to Parkside be- Parkside because it's close to cause her- parents are, • 'mak· Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! • Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. • Obtain all of the 10 items on the following list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. • All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawing! 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) 11 Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind'' - published by the office of Res. Life. · 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5) Phy. Ed. building schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parkside Activities ~oard Coupon 1 O) Bookmarker of library hours. • Complete this list ... and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New ree center director impressed with Parkside by Kelly McK1uIck New. EcII&or Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and thiS should be an exceptional year." She explained that she "hasn't really defined" her duties as Student Activities adviser with PAB members yet, but feels that she WIll serve as a resource person for them. "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she has a lot of experience In pub- Uc relations, marketing ~d advertising to draw from in order to help students. Prior to her job placement at Parkslde, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW.Waukesha. She was also involved,in some of the ethnic festivals and suinmerfest at the :MIlwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really Iike to-see more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different toumaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school.", she said. Who says snap judgments are bad? Although Mary EUen Wesley, coordinator of the Union Recreation Center and Student Activities advtBer, has been here only two weeka. she feels uenthusiastic" about and Hlmpressed" with student Involvement on campus. "I'm st1lJ trying to get UHd to It all, Wesley said. The Recreation center la current- Iy undergoing repairs and cosmetic changes. She explained that she III concentratlng on getting the employees oriented to their jobs right now. It was predicted that the R'ecreatlon center would be open for the tlrst day of school (Sopt. 6). , Wesley la enjoying her role as Student Actlvttles adv1Ber ... well. HI'm very impressed with the current executive committee of PAB (Parkslde Activities Board)," she said. ~ (fhirau-o [ribuuc - - Order now to receive the Chicago Tribune for half price ---Ii --D-YiS!;;;i~~;I~~~~;~;;'-~-T~~n:--------~----=-----l SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER 1/2 Off The Chicago Tribune will keep you informed on sports, current events. nononot employment trends. social issues.the economy and global politics wnh award-winning. in-depth coverage of the news-the kind of coverage you con': find on TY. or radio. 00et "once "'''''''''''''' 2nd"""""'" Amc>.Jnl I- .- .- 00d o DoiI'ISo..rooy 5168 o DoiI' or'< 5105 o S<.no<;>, or'< 5 63 CoI v81.1.,me0 "-0"""P"aCymadent JeonccCIoIM• d [e::tlE!Ck0l' 1T'lCr'eY0def) E>profo)dQ1e Sog'o1ue --- """'"---------------- Ooss{FS.J.S)- -, 1oCO<mJOooro .... ,O:xlm _ ~ - Phone ~'---- ~Pho-n-e_-__-_-__-_-__-__-_-__-_--- ~'----- 00e<.,.,... Dece<roe< 31, 1988 --. ----- I I' Chicago TribUne 435 N, Michigan Ave. Room 504 ChIcogo.IL 60611 Call: CTSKenosha 654-5400 Moll 10; News Briefs Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue Co leted by students at UW_Plattevlll<; Is on Its way';:; f.eillsville, the site Ofthe state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the castmg .of the statue over the past, 1% yel1rs: He sadd the project cost between $25000and $30 000 In materials and labor. , The statue, titled "The Hlghground," depicts a hellcop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, Whois held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. RObert Kanyuslk, a former Platteville art professor, designed the staTtuhee. 37-plece bronze statue was cast from rubber molds made of Kanytlsik's clay origma~s. Wind chimes bearin the names of 1250 Wisconsin servIcemen who died in Viet nam or', are missing- In actIon hang at the back .of the staTtuhee. memorial will be dedi.cated Sept. 18 at the lOO·acre site near Nelllsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the Unlversliy of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW_Madison last spring and were charged with raclSlll were gfven their sentences; according to the Wiscons~ state Journal. Thomas Hetn, Jason Dortenkel, Kenneth Welngard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrup to write essays on the impact their disruption had In Madison, The four fraternity members pleadedno contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unatllhorized presence on university lands that were med after the April 8 class disruptions. I -, Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apologyletter to UW_Madlson, give $50 to charity, provide 100hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class" Hein and Dorfenkel dis· rupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb In the classroom. The Unlversily of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office. ' Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh MInority enrollment at UW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern. Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97to 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW·Oshkosh during the 1987fall semeter. Ranger need's ad reps! Earn extra .'money! $! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL . SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Consult~ng and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. QualilY ~~pesetthn!:?and disc storage capacity, which enables the customer ctput t elf resume and cover letter on file and then retrieveand ar~Ju~st rto::each specific company papers and d~ssertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ted at 24? Mam Street in Downtown Racine Call 637.1991 or mOre details. . We are here to make you look good!!! 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New rec center director impressed with Parkside serve as a resource person for them, "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she haS a Jot of experience in public relations, marketing a.nd advertising to draw from in order to help students. - Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and this hould be an exceptional year." She explained that she .. hasn't really defined" her duUes as Student ActivtUes advts r "1th P AB members yet, but feels that she will Prior to her job placement at Parkside, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW-Waukesha. She was also involved in some of the ethnic festivals and Summeriest at the Milwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really like to 'See more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different tournaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school," . she said. - ~ ((hirauo [ribunc - SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER . 1/2 Off T e Ch cago nbune will keep you informed on sports, current events. notio o! ~ ployment tren~s. _social issues. the economy a d global po~ittcs with oward-w1nn!f10, in-depth coverage of t e news- e kt d 0 coverage you can't find on TV. 01 radio. Order now receive t e Chicago Tribune for half price D YES 1 Beg,n delivery of the Chicago Tribune. - ------~ lg..: I l~ I .: I ~-1 ~ --. - · ·- ooe,) Ooss(F.$.J.SJ- ·· - - ,Ao:JrWJDQ-r.~ _____________ Apl llo;)m __ _ 0y _______________ s0~ _____ 2.p ___ _ Clti~-~~---_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--------Slcle _____ Zp ____ _ ""------------------O!lerecores~ J1 . 1988 ~ to. ChK:OgO Trlt>une 435 Michigan Ave Room504 ChlCOQO. 60611 Call: CTS Kenosha 654-5400 News Briefs ......... ........... Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue co Ieted by students at UW-Plattevill~ is on its way~ teillsville, the site of the state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the casting .of the statue over the past 1½ years. He said the proJect cost betwee $25 000 and $S0,000 in materials and labor. . n ' The statue, titled "The Highground," depicts a helicop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, who is held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. Robert Kanyusik, a former Platteville art professor, designed the statue. The 37.piece bronze statue_ was cast from rubber rnolds made of Kanyusik's clay or1gina~s. Wind chimes beann the names of 1250 Wisconsin servicemen who died in Vief nam or are missing· in action hang at the back of the statue. The memorial will be dedicated Sept. 18 at the 100-acre site near Neillsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the University of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW-Madison last apring and were charged with racism were given their sentences, according to the Wiscons~ State Journal. Thomas Hein, Jason Dorfenkel, Kenneth Weingard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrop to write essays on the impact their disruption had in Madison, The four fraternity members pleaded no contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unallthorized presence on university lands that were filed after the April 8 class disruptions. Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apology letter to OW-Madison, give $50 to charity, provide 100 hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class, Hein and Dorfenkel disrupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb in the classroom. The University of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office . Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh Minority enrollment at OW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern . Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97 lo 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up 10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87 percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW-Oshkosh during the 1987 fall semeter. Ranger needs ad reps! Earn extra money!$! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Con It' d · 1 su !ng an Proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quain) t~pesettm~ and disc storage capacity, which enables the cus1omer ad_Put th e,r resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve ao d Just to each specific company rerm pdapers and dissertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ocate at 24~ Main Street in Downtown Racine Call 637· 1997 or more details. · We are here to make you look good!!! --- : Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 'Larry Zamba "W~m Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo I by Amy Pettit ment in the local newspaper ~"and let .it fly." He late; }JI aspiring artist or pho- ad?ed a belly dancer, a tographermtght ~ever drea~ chtcken, and other charae. f becommg mvolved ill ters. A year Iater-, the Peela- ;o;.mmethinglike a singing tele- gram, was added, now' business, but for Larry Zarnba s most popular tele- zarnba, this has proven to be gram. alucrstlvesidetrack. . Business calls frequently zsmba graduated from ~terrupted zamba's inter. parksideIn 1979 wlth a de- VIew. with the Ranger, and greein broadcast communi- one ill parncuia» typified the cation. and was one class type of customers Warn Bam 4 shortof an art degree. He Singing Telegram serves. couldnot bring himself to A half dozen or so friends takethe required Art History chipping in to raise the $110 n because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peela- ~red me to tears," he said, gram delivered to a female "SOI conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaanhonorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Bam be harassed about the hon- Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000a year. . be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams avallable ~ plete nudlty was not approprithroughthe service include a . ate. Compromising, the caller ,inging gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the KnIght In Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozothe Clown; and for zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business Is 70 to 80 percent huladancers. Phantasygrams Peelagrams.· 'It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other s8.1dhe has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. theseroles, although the busl- A male employee of ness has now. grown to the zamba's, who asked that his pointwhere he can. act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 ern- he is often propositioned b'y ployeesand two branches -his women he strips, ·for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked anda branch in Mllwaukee. for Warn Bam for seven "Desperation leads to Inspl- years, on and off. ration," zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing howthis business began. business," an observer may Desperation was borne of consider zamba unquestionzamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges leacher after graduation, the definition of success. whichhe described as "baby. "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "1 thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex· explained.An article In Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure, in Boston, Massachu- lenged. settes, inspired zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram ~i1l redefine their .goals" he business a try. He Imagined explained. "They WIll develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "1 stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamb,,: has be~n lory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his mterest ill historically the correct thing photography and art. He reo to do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute ?f Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional photography m gorilla suit, put an adver-tise- Chicago. Engberg heads SCS Volunteers,from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization that offers a position they're mterested in. Students interested In the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or call 553.2000. The student then fills out an "apPlication, to stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Ehgberg then matches· them up with a n?edy organization. An inter- View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program a~e covered under the program s insurance .. The only other requireme~t Engberg has of the student IS to fll! out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work toether" she said. "The whole gurpo;e is to get students out Pinto the commuUl·ty. " "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good living doing that," zamba said. Other goals, he continued include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal rela.tionships. Although zamba views the time he spent at Parkslde primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the ~ four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his llfe. .He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the, beginning of his costume design-=- ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Bam's success. "I don't want to put down - forallzed educatton," zamha said, "because institutional. ized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. "It's just that I went in with no Idea (of what I wanted to do)--with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel It inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue It to It's-· hopefully--happy conclusion. i-----:;cOU;ON~---l I SPECIAL OFFER TO I FULL-TIME COLLEGE STUDENTS 4 MONTH RACINE YMCA COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP FOR ONLY $45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers RunninglWalking Track For more information call 634-1994. II II II I I I! \V L__® ..J III II I I II II OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15,1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. Please mail check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654·2148 ----------------------------------------------------- I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: Special Student Rate YES! o Daily Journal o Sunday Journal o Daily & Sunday Journal o Daily Sentinel Regular Price My CheckD or moneyorderD for $ (amount) Is enclosed. Namee. _ CollegeAddre:s:ss5.- _ Roomor Apt. 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Business calls frequently by Amy Pettit Zamba graduated from interrupted Zamba's inter. parkslde in 1979 with a de- view with the Ranger, and gree in broadcast communi- one in particular typified the cation, and was one class type of customers Warn Barn short of an art degree. • He Singing Telegram serves. could not bring himself to A half dozen or so friends, take the required Art History chipping in to raise the $HO JI because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peelaix: red me to tears,'' he said, gram delivered to a female "SO I conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaan honorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November 14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Barn be harassed about the hon. Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000 a year. be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams available plete nudity was not approprithrough the service include a ate . Compromising, the caller singing gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the Knight in Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozo the Clown; and for Zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business is 70 to 80 percent hula dancers, Phantasygrams Peelagrams. "It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other said he has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. these roles, although the bust- A male employee of ness has now grown to the Zamba's, who asked that his point where he can act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 em- he is often propositioned by ployees and two branches -his women he strips, for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked and a branch in Milwaukee. for Warn Barn for seven "Desperation leads to inspi- years, on and off. ration," Zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing how this business began. business, an observer may Desperation was borne of consider Zamba unquestionZamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges teacher after graduation, the definition of success. which he described as "baby- "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "I thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex. explained. An article in Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure in Boston, Massachu• lenged. settes, inspired Zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram will redefine their goals" he business a try. He imagined explained. "They will develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "I stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamba has been tory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his interest in historically the correct thing photography and art. He reto do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute of Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional Photography in gorilla suit, put an advertise- Chicago. Engberg heads SGS Volunteers, from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization ~hat offers a position they're interested in. Students interested in the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or cau 553-2000. The student then fills out an "application," stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Engberg then matches them up with a needy organization. An inter• View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program ai;e covered under the program s insurance. The only other requirement Engberg has of the student is to fill out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work to• ether " she said. "The whole g rpo;e is to get students out pu nit " into the commu Y. "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good Uving doing that," Zamba said. Other goals, he continued, include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal relationships. Although Zamba views the time he spent at Parkside primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his life. 1 1 4 MONTH RACINE I I YMCA COLLEGE I MEMBERSHIP He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the beginning of his costume~ign-:ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Barn's success. "I don't want to put down · foralized education," Zamba said, "because institutionalized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. " It's just that I went in with no idea (of what I wanted to do ) -•with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I FOR ONLY S45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers Running/Walking Track For more information call 634-1994. OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15, 1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. I I I I I I I I I Zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel it inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue it to it's-hopefully-- happy conclusion. L __ ® _________ _J SPECIAL STUDENT OFFER SAVE 50°/o OFF REGULAR PRICE Please mall check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654-2148 ---~------------------------------------------------- YES! I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: • Daily Journal • Sunday Journal • Daily & Sunday Journal • Daily Sentinel Regular Price $25 .00 $15.40 $40.40 $25.00 Special Student Rate $12.50 $ 7.70 $20.20 $12 .50 My Check • or money order• for $ _______ (amount) Is enclosed. Nam, ____________ _ College Addres. _______ _ Room or Apt. Phone.._ _ _ Home Town Address(St.. ____ _ City. __ State Zip Payment must accompany order. ."nlwgq4J*~'19Ba tt~ Parkside lists fall computer courses' Classified" Baffled by the variety of computers aVailable or interested In qulcl<Jy leamlng the luncUona of your new com. puler? A one-day computer seminar offered by Parkslde may be 01 help. :.s"I"ntroducUon to Oomput. wtIl be offered from 3: 9 p.m. on Thuraday. Sepl . . 29. The non-credit course will be held In Parkside's Computer Lab In the Wyllie Ldbrary- Leamlng Center. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planning to purchase a cornputer. The course will deal with computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics wtIl be presented on a level suitable for those with limited computer experience. Cost of the seminar Is $32. To register or for more Infermarion. call 553-2312or write: Division of Continuing Education. Parkslde, Box 2000. DennIs Wiser, a math and Kenosha. WI 53141. computer teacher for the Racine Unified School system, wtIl be the Instructor. Wiser has taught computer classes at Parkside. UW-:M1lwaukee and UW·Madlson. uw parltSide Chicago Tribune. ----- Oo:ler ltP<:e aO:llv~ /week 1St semester 2na semester ,- AtT-oo.nr a O:llv.".,. $168 ,- a S<I>aav.".,. $105 oooa $ 63 0__ aViso a a ~"-{CheclcOt -------------~----~ II ~ k:cl I rT'OneyOlOe</ f SVcue ~~===========--=..=.:=.:.~::E::x:.:p.-r_o_::Iion:. I ~do:te:=-=_=_~= I :_ ..===-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-~--=--=--=--=--===~==== CtosslF.5.J.S/ I ~.::=_::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=:::::_=:=::=:=,:-:=~==:=~=~s:S~:~te~~~::::Apr=/I;Oom:;Zip~~==~==I~==- ----ZipOttere>cpres---- I _-=~---.~.--.-.~----..-;..-=~~----=.=...-.-.-~..~.=~0ctebe<=::16,~19:8:8~ : : For Sale 1918 BUICK LeSabre transmission. curb fi~dNew eh~ 231 V-6. 65,000 miles eoers, Powt! e/ dorm 4E. . n1act liairl'ttu 81 KAW.ASAKI 440 LTD ill 10,000 miles. Runs great inLeS¥, fl.._ included. Asking $900 S· WI hl\i...~ Ranger office. . ee Curt hili: Heln Wanted MARRTING REPRES National company needs ~NT,,'I!l't, side. Make up to $10 Plus/J:8 at Part' ed persons call 312/922_0302 . Interei COLLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subsCrIpti ~ campus. Good income n::n ca.rua 011 vorved. For informatiOn an~1ling IQ. tion, write to: Campus Se appUt&, W. Solar Drive, PhoenixAZrvlee, 1031 LES ASPIN is lOOking to 8502i. terns! If interested, wrt;;.tudent In. Rogers, 1661 Douglas A ~ l5340f or call 632-4446. VtI., Raebit INDIVIDUAL TO post rna campus. Write College ,,"~r1alrI ell 6P0e6b4b0l.ewood Trail. N~.~, II ---r"Y' uqe U. For Rent ROOMMATE WANTED ,177.SO/month, uUllUes iIlcJucIJrn.Jel. jdential Court, 3 mue. from . ~ Fol:' more info, can BtU at 06fi~ Services Offered TYPING OF any klnd a perfect cOpy, call7S2.2t7a. fPaIt. I'ct Personals LORA. YOO'BIl tile _.~ heart. -.., WILLIE, QUIT _ ••• _- me back to work. -r--"6 lad .. HENRY SAYS lame to """ Joooooovveee YOOOOUUU!) a PI UP9lLON Bela Weleome ~ ~ru=,.r~~Ol:"'" yourself . .Joln the- fun! &II out lit' HENRY, r guess YOO'f'e BA.Q{ ~ apln" or are youthe~" WILLIE. THANK God for car seats r Amen, brother! ree.iIJliIt ...... urgm LJbrMyl1liIISIIlbn/eCts""" U' • Ordsr catalog Today with Visa/Me 1r1llO ~"'1_ Or ru h$200 . Incalll.(213Ima ,S . lo~.-.- 113221datro Ave. I206-A. lo5Ange1es, CA_ AD-REPS WANTED The Parkside Ranger Is accepting applications for advertising reDresentatlves. Happy New Year! Parkside lists fall computer courses 29. The non-credit course "ill be held fn Park 1de's Computer Lab fn the \ Yllie Library. Learning Center. •' -------w,1 0 nnls Wi.ser, a math and computer teacher for the Racfn ed chooJ system, 1ll be the instructor. Wiser tau ht computer clas es at Par . ide, •MilwaUkee and - fadJson. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planru.ng to purchase a computer. The course will deal With computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics will be presented on a leveJ suitable tor those With limited computer experience. UWParkside Cost of the seminar is $32. To register or for more information, call 553-2312 or write: Division of Continuing Education, Parkside, Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. For Sale 1978 BVICJ( LeSabre transmission, curb find New entt._ 231 V-6_ 65,000 miles Coers, Po11,0 '"! dorm 4E. · ntact ~lt\ii 81 KAWASAKI 440 L'l'I) bi 10,000 miles. Runs great Kr Less ,~. included. Asking s90o 8 · Wilie~~ Ranger oliice. · ee Ciirt In ii;; Hein Wanted MARlfl1:TlNG REPRESE NaUonaJ company needs re 11'1',t~. side. Make up to s10 plus;,&8 at Part' ed persons cau 312/922.0302 · lntere.i,' 00LLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subscrtptJon ~ campus. Good Income II c~ ~ voJved. For lntormau~n ~ 8e!Jing IQ. Uon, Write to: Campua Se d &J>Pllc«, W. Solar Drive, Phoentx AZ~• ltbf LES ASPIN la loOkJng t """'-'I. terns! It Interested, Wl'l~r ~~~ la. Rogel'B, 1661 Doug1aa .A -.;""lllle 6340f or cat! 632-4446. ve., ~INDIVIDUAL To P0st l'lla campus. Write College l>latri~':!41a 011 =~ 8 WOOd Trau, Nai>e~"'·: For Rent JIOOMMAn; WANn:o '177.IIO/month, Utilities 1nc1~1'11lJeJ. fdenUal Court, 3 miles from · ~ Foi, more lnto, cal.I aw at~~ Services OffeTYPJNo OF any ldnci..,.. perfect copy, caU 7ea.a. 73':'Pect. Jar '---~~ o-ns,a,;;.;;;~;~-ch~;;.;--------- ~~ une. I ~ ~~ 2ro~ A,-_~ I AD-REPS WANTED The Parkside Ranger Is accepting applications tor advertisi~ re resentatlves. Sf68 I~ -~ SiQS - - ______ / S6J - - _ - - ----- - o.,,.. 0 - ~ ------- 0Voo o~~<Chearorrnonevoraer1 ------.&...-==-====-:::_1 I ~~~=:=~===--==--==-= -_=-.::.==~==-===---ElfPt01ionao,e / ~- ------, An--- --------~ --~uerm -------~- I ' ~::---=--=-=-=============_:======----Ao-,-,~--- CassCF.s.ts, / Pt-o-e;=~-------- __ -----------::=~----~~:S•lote----Zp ---- I c.y_ ---- --------- I Pt-o--e ____________ ~=-s~----~:----_ .____0ttererp..es~ l ---------~:~-------------------===- ~~~ I --------~------------------_J Happy New Year! Child share program Interested in expense·free hIId care? Parkslde Adult :tudent Alliance and women's. Affairs of PSGA warkslde Student Government AssocaUon) are aportsor! JIg a co-op child care pro· gram. TheIdea Is simple. A student mother will watch your child,giving you the chance, tor example, to spend an eve- DIng working on the comput •. ers. You will watch her child for the same number of . hours. Basically. we are providing women who are interested In the program an opportunity to meet. If you are Interested and ~ould like further Infer-rna; non, stop In the Parkslde Stu. dent Alliance Office, the PSGA office or call 553.2706. 'HE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON nt-Islen,Mom ... I jusl wonled you 10 know I'm OK and Ihe s1ampede seems 'boul over - allhough everyone's sllll a lillie spooked. Yeah, I know .... I miss Ihe corral:' Hardee's is now.acceptlns applications for day and nightime help. Cooks; Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: . 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 -112nd Ave.,. Bristol, WI 53142 br ...-------=- .~-,. l.RDERYOURTELEPHONENO~ NSTEAD OF CRAMMING LATER. 1 393 1490* Two,wait until the last •• possible moment, then (Mon.-fri.8:ooa.m.-5:30p.m.).rush, along with a host of When itcomes to order- other students, into the ing telephone service,there nearest public telephone are two schools of thought. to order. . One, order now ana Ifyou liveoff campus, prepare yourself oheod consider adopting the first of time. philosophy. And, ifyou must, save cramming for your first exam. "loll-free only when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. e1988 Wisconsin hli WZ'i"ft'?1?'lZ .l&fi!!Jt~!mif!!'ll! _#~wy Child share program 1nterested 1n expense-free hild care? Parkside Adult ~tudent Alliance and women's Affairs of PSGA (ParkSlde Student Govern. ment Assocatlon) are spon. soring a co.op child care program, The Idea is simple. A stu. dent mother will watch your child, giving you the chance, for example, to spend an ev~- THE FAR SIDE nlng working on the computers. You will watch her child for the same number of hours. Basically, we are providing women who are Interested in the program an opportunity to meet. li you are interested and would like further information, stop in the Parkside Student Alliance Office the PS~A office or call 553-2706. By GARY LARSON "listen, Mom ... I Just wanted you to know I'm OK and the stampede seems 'bout over - although everyone's st111 a little spooked. Yeah, I know ... I miss the corral." "ardee.r ® Hardee's is now accepting applications for day and nightime help. Cooks, Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 - 112nd Ave., Bristol, WI 53142 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 9 ~- -- ( .. :RDf R YOUR Tf UPHONf NOyt NSTEAD Of CRAMMING LATER. 1-393-1490* (Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-5:30 p.m.) When it comes to ordering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order now and prepare yourself ah~ad of time. Two, wait until the last possible moment, then rush, along with a host of other students, into the nearest public telephone to order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. © 1988 Wisconsin Bell And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. 0 Toll-free only when coiled from telephone number$ served by Wisconsin Bell. ~APi- tl§'.fflf;f-,:P,.~-1;! v«~\191 by Amy PeUh MaraliDA' Editor Jamaica - paradise or prison? Cascading waterfalls, tropical flora, wblte sand beaches, cool clear seas and perfect temperatures lure many unsuspecting vacationers to this tropical country and inspire JamaIcan holels to adopt names such as Eden II. However. for the first two days of my honeymoon, I felt trapped In a land In which I did not want to be. Bus drtvera are maniacs. the food Is suspect, hotels are dI. ppolnUng, locals are annoying. you can't rent a car it you're under 2G and boneymooners are shown to rooms with twin beda! Give me a break. The nIght and delays that brought us to Jamaica are another story. Once we arrived In )(onlego Bay at 10 p.m, (havtng been traveling a1nce8;30 a.m.), we aearched for the IImouaIDeoervlce that Included In our travel pacl<a&e. Our Umoualne 1ooI<edquite llIte a bus. It was shaped llIte a bus. It was as big as a bus, and It held aa many people as a bus. But It did taIle us to our hotel In Ocho Rlos, two hours from the airport. Comfort was not Included In our package. Our drtver must have moonUghted aa a IerrorisL You Bee. there are very few trattlc laws In Jamaica. It's generally accepted that people drI ve on the len side of the road, but you don't have to. There Ia no speed limit. 80 our driver felt that 120 m.p.h. through twIaUng, dark roads was appropriate. For two hours, we prayed to survive. Nauseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Hotel, formerly owned by Sheraton, but decllning ever since. We were ready for bed. So. we are escorted to our room - keep in mind this is our honeymoon - which has twin beds. No, I don't think so. Finally. we could collapse on a double bed. Well. it looked' Uke a double bed. It was really two twin bed mattresses on a double frame. We spenl three nights falling through the crack In the middle before we got a REAL double bed. And that was a Ooor lower, so our view wasn't as nice. sacrifices must be made. It took me only two days to recover enough to venture outside to the beach. While sand, clear water, palm trees waving in the breezes - no problems there. The food was quite interesting. Due to the humtdtty, bread does not rtse qulle as htgI1 as It does here, and In every fonn, It manages to taste the same. Throughout tha two weeks, we watched tor the everchanging heavy bread to appear at breakfast as croissants and toast; at lunch disguised as a aandwlcb or hamburger bun; at dinner as a dinner roll - plain or Italian. I used to love pineapple - a special tr,oat, but somehow I was sick of them by Week 2. On our tlrst foray Into the ahopping district of Ocho Rio8. we naively walked out the front gate of the holel and were lmmed.1ately accosted I>Y locals offering service.!'. 10 Thun:d:y, 8ept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer va.catlon n we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady want a braid?" was ~:.~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach lIote?Un4 the first 'of hundreds of offers attraction that receives rave seedy joint with no garct I," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws In all our tourist lit- sight. ellaill down during the time I spent ~::~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the he there. The hardest to resist of . ed at the - spot called pointed to her map leI these offers was the woman ~~~:w Park" In only 2% looked nothing like ~:hiCh who challengebd,'d"Ladi; ..are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for rat s ye . Jamaica's poverty up close .miles in the other d~ Uten I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. Con tourists. many who SUC- twisted roads with only m- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked baCktake with frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No danCing tand The .only product offered to roadside walls. J . hat use more frequently than Our destination was not amalcaJ see page 17 b"Sramidoikneg?"was d"rHuagssh.?""CokeW?"e rt:~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~:::::::::::i~::::::::::::::~~ wanted to flash a badget and cry "Interpol!" to fend them off, but It is doubtful that they'd get It. But let's gel- back to the tlrst day out. We Innocently accepted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, which turned out actually to be a lot of fun. But the IIltle hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, which put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth It, but we didn't want to admit It. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back entrance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One itay we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set It up - they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. "You're not old enough," the clerk informed us: "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, weU. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions. On one sweltering after- I UWP I Hwy.A Hwy.E 1585 - North 22nd Avenue. Ph. 551-8020 e·Y.OUR ONE STOP PARTY SHOP • Plo-U .. ourpt"oductslnmOde,allon. , ~«~'~~ Win a . Back-to-Scho'OI Party! ;J ..~ .J-' .·)You SUImI~: kf; .We SUImI'l:' ·If. _ Site ~" .:.r·."',~ Barrel € People ..5: i,Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f. .Bottle of Schnapps ssooo Value ,1 C f W' No Purchase Necessary .'~ ase 0 me Coolers *COl1)e In and Sign Up Today* HWV. L ~ EI3 \}~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE Ceo'e. Of lbe ~ Wor1d LillUor "0 c~ That was then ... NOW HIRING PART-TIME OPENING, CLOSING Turn extra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride .in both the food we serve and the people who se.rve It. As a result, if you can provide us with the enthUSiasm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you .wlth the .• esourc:es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, fleXible scheduling competitive hourly wag.es, excellent benefits package and free uniforms are Just a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. ~~oj~meShifts are available at a starting wage of . our - S3.75 after three months. PURGER .K.ING ® Equal OPpOrtunity Employer 5400 Durand Ave. Racine, WI ... 10 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer vacation or was appropriate. For two hours, ·e prayed to survive. auseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Ho 1, formerly owned by h raton, but declinlng ever sine • W ere ready for bed. So, ·e corted to our room - p In mind thi is our on ymoon • which has t 1n o. I don't think t noon we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady, want a braid?" was Sha~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach Hote~ the .first of hundreds of offers attraction that receives ra':'e seedy joint with no gard l," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws in all our tourist 11t- sight. ens In down during the Ume I spent ~~!~~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the there. The hardest to resist of arrived at the spot called pointed to her map hote1 the e offers was the woman "Shaw Park" in only 2½ looked nothing like ~:hlch who challenged, "Lady, are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for braids yet?" Jamaica's poverty up close miles in the other ~e !en I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. ct1on tourists, many who sue- twisted roads with only in- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked back take ith frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No dancing ,~d The only product offered to J . "a.ti tl tha roadside walls. ama,ca se use more frequen Y n Our destination was not ' e page 11 braiding was drugs. "Coke?" ----------"""'.'.~:::::::=::::::::=:::::::::::~-.... "Smoke?" "Hash?" We :::::='.'.::'.'.::===--------:------;,:;:::-----::: wanted to flash a badget and cry " Interpol! " to fend them off, but it is doubtful that th 'd get it. But let's ge.,_ back to the first day out. We innocently ace pted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, ·hich turned out actually to b a lot of fun. But the little hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, wh!ch put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth it, but we didn't want to admit it. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back en- ., trance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One day we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set it up • they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. " You're not old enough," the cler informed us . "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, well. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions . On one sweltering after- That was then •.• I UWP I " Hwy. A czi > < .c ~ 1585 - North 22nd Avenue• Ph. 551-8020 YOUR ONE STOP Hwy. L Hwy. E a; > < -0 C N N CewterOITbe Wor1d Lltpior ~ m~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE t=. · PARTY SHOP • Pleaeu•°"'swoductsinmoderatlon. ~~~ w,n a ~ (. ~\ Back-to-School Party! ./ ··f Y_~You Supply: ,f E -We Supply:· .<f. · - Site ~- _. r,. ·_ ¼ Barrel . f People ..5 - : 1: Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f . . Bottle of Schnapps •sooo Value . 1 C f w· No Purchase Necessary ~~ ase O I ne Coolers *ConJe In and Sign Up Today* NOW HIRING PART-TIME . OPENING, CLOSING Turn ext-ra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride _in both the food we serve and the people who se!Ve 1t. As a result, if you can provide us with the e"!thus1asm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you _with t~e_.resour~es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, flexible. scheduling, competitive hourly wag~s. excellent benefits package and free uniforms are JUSt a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. $3Part50T1hime Shifts are available at a starting wage of · our - $3.75 after three months. 5400 Durand Ave. ® Racine, WI Equal Opportunity Employer .. Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 SOCholds recruitment fair by Kelly McKissick ganizations and clubs are e N~wSEditor couraged to set up tables fn- set up tables on the matn new students wh or. thoroughfare In the Com. terested in beCO~inr:.a~vb~l~ mWlication Arts building. in Parkside activities. 0 ve An indoor recruitment opportunity will occur on Friday. Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will you Interested In get. ,lJ'elnVOIVatedParkslde but t!J1gns'ut re where to go for in- atroe :SUOD?Just take a stroll Inner Loop Road on ~.dJleSdaYS,ept. 14 and your stionsmay be answered. qu~.week of Sept. 11 has jeen designated Recruitment week. Student Organization COuncil (SOC) President and Vic. president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Letting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opportunlties. _ 'MI_ recruitment week themeIs "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities. bldudingspecial deals In the Recreation Center and a dance.are planned throughout the campus to show students au Parkstde has to offer. TheRecruitment Falre, on sept. 14, wlll feature a live bandand food. Campus or- Total Service for V.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553·2150 Mon..-Frt. 10-3 RaServinfogur other locations , cine Bur Waukesha r Inglon Milwaukee b _ Take a look around,' enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. We also spent an afternoon at Carinosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica" commercial, I'm going to shoot my television set. Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have agood time. Jamai· ca has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We cl1mbed Dunn's River Falls, a 6OO·ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T ,HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS I MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE . Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 soc holds recruitment fair bY Kelly McKissick News Editor Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. you interested in get- Afe1nvolved at Parkside but ~•t sure where to go for inareflllauon? Just take a stroll 10 wn Inner Loop Road on :ednesday, Sept. 14 and your stlons may be answered. qu,nie week of Sept. 11 has n designated Recruitment ~k. Student Organization ~uncil (SOC) President and vice president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Lelting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opJ)Ortunities. 'nle recruitment week 111eme is "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities, 1ncludlng special deals in the ReCreatlon Center and a 11ance, are planned throughout the campus to show students all Parkside has to offer. The Recruitment Faire, on Sept. H, will feature a live band and food. Campus or. Total Service for U.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.,-Fri. 10-3 Serv· Ra . mg four other locations cine Bu I' Waukesha r mgton Milwaukee ganizattons and clubs are en. couraged to set up tables for new students who may be interested in becoming involved in Parkside activities. An indoor recruitment op. portunity will occur on Friday• Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will set up tables on the main thoroughfare in the Communication Arts building. Take a look around,· enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have a good time. Jamaica has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We climbed Dunn' s River Falls, a 600-ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers We also spent an afternoon at cartnosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica'' commercial, I'm going to shoot my television seL JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 -: ..... Track team secures NAIA honors in California b7"__ Park Ide', track team el}ded III oeaoon tast May w':\h 14 AU-American hono... captured at the NAlA nallonal track meet In AzuaI, CalIfornia. 1llree acnoo! records Yo' re broken and M.lkeSlauch WII nallonal champion In the Ill-kllometer walk. Th men '. team was in a s.- way lie for eighth place with 24 polntll In the meet domlnal d by AJ;uoa Pacllic, (CA) with 112 polntll. The women', team made the lop ten for the Ighth con.eecutlve season out of th 1aIt nine (counting croao·country and Indoor t ck). Th 1r Iotal ot 24 pointe ptac d them ninth. PraIrIe VI w A"llI: (TX) won the Swimmers women's meet with 93 points. Becca Scott, Tracey Karsha, Jacquetlne Cotton and Yolanda FInley each received two AlI-Americans tor placing In 4x.100 and sprint medley relayo. In the sprint medley, they flnlahed sixth with a ParluJlde record ot 1:45.54. They captured fourth In the 4x.100 with a 48.08, but broke the ochool record In the trials when they flnlahed In 47.69 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohi fln- Iahed her collegiate competilion with two more AlI-American awa.rds tor flnlshes in the 1500 meter and llOOO meter runs. She WII th1rd In the 1500 with a time ot 4:26.91. A time of 9:38.56 In the 3000 needed Voluntee... are needed 10 h Ip with a IwImming pro- • grim for rUarded people ,poraored by the AaaocIallon for R larded c1t.1zen1. ThIa program beglna on sept. 14 and requ1rel a weekly COmmllm nl of one bour. Volunlee... will help begin. nlng ,tudentll al Jane Vernon School pool Wedneldeys from Welcome back! From the Ranger U p.m. 'I1Iey will encourage students on a one-to-one basLo. Qualifications to volunteer are: ability 10 swim, tack of tear ot the handicapped and good. communication skllls. Intere,ted students Mould caU Carol at 563-2000 or stop by Union 209_ JAP~~Rt\CO C~Ir{C;;SC;~;'C;;S1AURAr;T . KENOSHA'S OWN AND ONLY 4-STAR (4-CHEF.} CHINESE RESTAURANT LUNCH - DINNER - CARRY-OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU ....1II•• L ..With Chef Wone" broke the school record and gave her second place. Also In the 3000, Paula stokman was eighth In the serntfinals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10:41.09. Nancy Marter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4:41.15. In the 1500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished In 4:51.83. The 1600 meter relay was seventh In the finals with a time of 3:54.04. The team consisted of Marler·RoW, Mart· er Scott and Finley. in the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2'2200 in the trials. Scott adv~~ ed 10 the semi-flna~s for the 100 meter dash WIth a time of 12.18. ·In the semis, she false started Anne Stokman ran her best lime in the 10.000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. . In the 10K race walk, Mike staucn captured his tntrdnalIonal championship b ttng' a new meet recY set. 41.56. 01'(1 or Doug Fournier was thir the same race wttn :a d 1Q sonal record of 43.34. Jo Por. genson walked his be.ln~~. of 46.02 to caplure f,"~ John Marter ImproVed-·' lime by over two minute bil a sixth place finish In 47 3~far Dan. Peterson, ~ . 3000 meter ·steeplechaseg tile Injured with less than ' "'sa laps to go when there "'~ accident at a hurdle. '\II Intramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Pro· gram gets underway this year with the flag football season beginning Monday, sept. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone Interestlng In tormlng a team Ihould pick up an .entry form In the Phy Ed Oftlce on the second floor of the Phy Ed BuUdlng. Entries are due on FrIday, Sept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. time slot on BLOOM COUNTY // .... '14 I \ Monda or Wednesday. Flag Football season y Sunday events will begin on will be needed on MOOt Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries and Wednesdays between can be picked up in the Phy p.m. and 6 p.m, from Sepl Ed Office. The tournament through Oct. 28. App will be set up according to for this position are In what participants are inter-'· Phy Ed Office. ested In, i.e., singles, doubles, Other Sunday mixed doubles. Entries are elude: due on Friday, Sept. 16, so Softball hurry In and sign up! Play Soccer will begin at 2 p.m. Badminton The Intramural Program is Floor Hockey looking for offlc!als for the . Volleyball r-- b.;..:Y:......;;;BerkeBre Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for .t. he Ranger! . ...... • • t,"< L,' ..• :." ""'._~' <, Track team secures NAIA honors in California tional championship b ting a new meet rec Y set. 41.56. Ord Of om n ' meet with 93 points. needed ~ encoura a on -to-one elcome back! From t e Ranger J~P~~RAGC C~lt{f:Sf: · e:STr\URi\~T KE OSHA 'S O N ANDO LY 4-STAR (4-CHEF} CHI ESE RES TAURANT LU CH - DIN ER - CARRY -OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU .. W ith Chef Wone " broke the school record and gave her second place. Also in the 3000. Paula Stokman was eighth in the semiflnals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10: 41.09. Nancy larter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4 :41 .1 5 . In the 11500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished in 4 :5 1.83 . The 1600 meter relay was seventh in the finals with a time of 3 : M .04 . The team conI ted of • larter-Rohl, Marter, Scott and Finley. In the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2: 22 .00 in the trials. Scott advanced to the semi-fina~s for the 1 00 meter dash with a time of 12.18. In the semis, she false started. Anne Stokman ran her best time in the 10,000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. In the !OK race walk, Mike Stauch captured hiS third na- Doug Fournier was th.I the same race With rd In sonal record of 43.34. J! !>er. genson walked his best\Jor. of 46.02 to capture f hne John Marter improvedOUrth. time by over two minute hla a sixth place finish l.n 47 38 for Dan Peterson ~ 1. 3000 meter steeplechaseg Ute injured with less than ' waa laps to go when there w~ accident at a hurdle. an lntramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Program gets underway this year ~1th the flag football eason beginning Monday, pt. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone int resting in forming a team should pick up an entry form in th Phy Ed Office on the second floor of the Phy Ed Building. Entries are due on Friday, ept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p .m. or 5 p . m . time slot on BLOOM COUNTY Monda or Wednesday. Sunday events will begin on Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries can be picked up in the Phy Ed Office. The tournament will be set up according to what participants are interested in, i.e., singles, doubles, mixed doubles. Entries are due on Friday, Sept. 16, so hurry in and sign up! Play will begin at 2 p .m. The Intramural Program is looking for offic!als for the Flag Football season y will be needed on M~nda 1111 and Wednesdays between~ p.m. and 6 p.m. from Sept 12 through Oct. 28. Applicatioaa for this position are in tbe Phy Ed Office. Other Sunday ~vents In, elude: Softball Soccer Badminton Floor Hockey Volleyball Sept. 21 Oct.2 Nov.I Nov.ta Dec.u ,-.----by~Berke Breathed ftfvfr.~ / Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for _the Ranger! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 13, December 6, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. No losers in this PSGA election Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .";' 102 98 80 78 72· 72- 70 70 57 ;, 118 United Council turnout was as lopsided as it was with all the bad press, The students have spoken and we will reamin in United Council," PSGA Vice- President Ross Pettit com- mented. Pettit explained that ap- proximately 100 ballots had to be discounted because they were not authorized at the polls with the initials of the person working the polls. He said that the discounted bal- lots were checked, but, their validity did not affect the out- come of any races. They would have only made the United Council referendum numbers a little closer. "It was a pretty good turn- out for a Fall election where the only competitive issue was United Council," Pettit said. Lewandowski said he would like to say "Thank-you" to everyone who helped out at the voting polls, The new Senators, SUFAC seat and PUAB seat will be formally accepted at the Nov. 4 PSGA meeting. Spring elections for PSGA will be held in the eighth week of the Spring semester. Donovan new chair of SUFAC , probably be used for a $25,000 disallowance that was spent last year because of low en- rollment. "We have two years to pay back those funds, so we will probably use a per- centage of the excess money to repay the UW-System," Donovan said. SUFAC also discussed the $17,170 Administrative As- sessment Fee that was hand- ed over to the committee. Donovan said the Chancel- lor's office paid that fee in previous years. • 'It does not seem very fair that if ~ere is a surplUS of _mone~ 10 the sUF AC budget at the end of the fiscal year, It Is lost to Administration. We discussed the injustice of having to pl~k up this assessment fee m addition to losing our extra money to Administration if it isn't spent within the budget. "Our argument is that the extra money in the SUFAC budget Is still segregated fees so it should still be our mon'ey_ It seems like we ar~ getting taken two ways, See SUFAC, page 2 by Kelly McKissick News Editor steve "Rocky" Donovan is !OOktng forward to an "easier ~dent process" this year as catIOn t University Fees Allo- ""••_Committee (SUCAFO - ....man because of in- ~d etudent enrollment. _"wan was elected chair- last ~ the SUFAC meeting Is rsday, 3-0-1. SUF AC tho re&IJonsiblefor dealing with bUdgets of all major :)'tua organizations, the ~on bUilding and all facili- 'N1 on campus that operate ~tudent segregated fees. lot ovan is a fifth year sen- lIIe on campus and was a lie IIlberof SUFAC last year. caue was elected chairman be- ence e he has the most expert- bere. Of all the SUF AC mern- 8:1 ftrst task in front of aulltts C Is to look at October e~e "to find out where etelyone Is with their budg- !rack and to see if they're on .. ,__ With all the program- ';;.:~that they said they were --'I: to use their money for Steve "Rocky" Donovan in the previous ~UF AC budg- et •• Donovan satd. :'At the first meeting we talked about the enrollment figures and the increase m se egated fees money gr 000) we have right now. ~'brieflY discussed some tentative plans as to ho~ ~: ld use that money. ~~~la~ed that the money will Thursday. October 27. 19BB PUAB finaUy reaches alcohol policy decision by Kelly McKissick News Editor No losers in this PSGA election by Kelly McKissick ""'" ,.",.. .'., .,.' .'. . '" . . I Ii '~ I " " seaI8 Iumed out as follows: 1latk "Swmy" Hall, 102; IIark Thompson, 98; Kelly I IlcKlsslck, 80; Jenny UUsch, 18; Norman Delaney, 72; Debt Jl'rttschow, 72; Terri I DeItosIer, 70: Karen Pitsoul- IId8, 70 and William Horner, 51. Tlte Student University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC) open seat was filled by Debl Fritschow with 117 votes. carol Curl took the Partslde Union _AdVisory Board (PUAB) open seat with Il8'voles. Although there was propa- glIIIda floating around eaDI\IUB for the past two ... about the pros and - of United Council, the IIulIeIita decided It would be worthwhileto stay in United Qluncil, for two more years wlth 118 In favor of the refer- endumand 43 opposed. "Personally, I was pleased IIlat we're stili in United CouncU,". PSGA President Jay Lewandowskisaid. . "I'm surprised that the At last, after months of sug- gestions, arguments and an opinion poll, the Parkslde Union Advisory Board (PUAB) has made a decision on the alcohol polley for dances. Through a 8-0-0 vote at the meeting held Friday, Oct. 21, PUAB decided to pass a new policy allowing the sponsor- ing organization to decide the alcohol policy for their dance. Organizations have three op- tions to choose from: (1) hav- ing the beer garden up, allow- ing guests 18 and up to attend the dance but allowing only those of legal drinking age to . enter- the beer garden, (2) keeping' the beer garden down, allowing guests only of legal drinking age to attend the dance by allowing beer to be consumed anywhere in the Union Square or (3) having a dry dance, opening the event up to the general public. The polley was amended to state' that the sponsoring or- ganization must report to PUAB several weeks before their dance Is to be held with the rationale for their dect- sion on the alcohol polley for that event. The amendment passed 8-0-0. The new policy was imple- mented in the hopes of ap- pealing to all student organi- zatlons. Diane Welsh, Coordi- nator of Student Activities, felt the new polley would be a good Idea because sponsoring organizations know what kind of audiences they will attract with the entertainment they choose. The Parkside Activities Board (PAB) Live Entertain- ment Chairman Franca Sava- gUo stated that P AB will pro- , , J ompson gram dances that will fall under all three alcohol polley options next semester. Mark Thompson, PUAB Chairman, said, "I'm very glad it's over. We're satisfied with the outcome. I think It will help out a lot with dance programming. '0 PUAB also discussed the al- cohol policy options for other campus special events (come- dians, P AB Night LIfe events, etc.) because they have been growing in popularity over the past few years. It was agreed that the beer garden would not be put up for these events, so PUAB focused its attention on security officers. Welsh felt that at least one officer should be present at the event. She said others could be hired If the event seems to be generating a lot of student interest. The Issue was tabled until the next PUAB meeting so more information could be obtained on costs for addition- al officers. Inside... Page 2...· - Halloween hoaXed for Madison· :' Page 3... Contradictions surface over second shift safety on campus Page 5... New Briefs, Wingspread Conference, Book Sales and morel Page 6..• Counselor's ~orner,. ~Ia~s. Page 9... "," , . • Cartoons, Comics arid Laughs,.,. Page-11 ,&> ...~,.. .'.. . SpoJ:l:S .. ' 2 Thursday, Oct. 27,1988 Ranger .. SUFAC's chair looking ahead SUFAC, trom PIIfI8 1 Idea for their organization Donovan said. and can explain how they will The budgeting process for use more money, then they the 1989-90 flscal year will will probably get an increase begin during Chrislmas In their budgel. However, If break. Donovan sald he would they cannot justify lhings like presentations of tentative they have done in the pasl budgets to be made during and It 'seems like money has the Christmas break, have been wasted, budgets. will still SUF AC go over those budgets be cut, I. Donovan said. and make suggestions and He explained that campus then have the approval of the operating costs and salaries finalized budgets early in the also increase every year, so Spring semester. SUFAC does not really have a Although there is an In- large excess of money. crease in segregated fees lhis "$50,000 looks like a lot of year, "It does not mean that money, but If you look at the we are going to increase percentage of that sum that everybody's budget. You we will have to pay in in- have to look at how organiza- creased prices, thai Is not tiona used their money this really $50,000 of new reve- year. If someone has a good Due," he said. .~ - - Halloween hoaxed for Madison The Madison Police Depart- Street event -due to the ment would like your cooper- change in the legal drinking atlon in alerling your reader- age and increased liability s/listeners to the fact that costs. As a result, there will there will be no Halloween be no provision to close party on State Slreet Ihis Oc- streets and all City ordi- tober- 31 in Madison. The nances, such as open tntoxr. event's past sponsor, the Wls- cants and public consumption consin Student Association, of alcohol, will be strictly en. will no longer fund the State forced. Alcohol Awareness by Scott Singer An open debate on the state's drinking age was held on Wednesday, Oct. 19, as part of Parkslde's Alcohol Awareness Week. Keith Rob- erts, a drug and alcohol counsetor, and GU Meisgeler. President of the Tavern League of Wisconsin, debated as to what the legal age for consumption of alcoholic bev- erages in Wisconsin should be: 19or 21. Alcohol Awareness Week. which was sponsored by Resi- dence Life. Campus Police. Student. Activities, and the Rec Center. presented this. and other activities, to ralse the knowledge and awareness of the students. Attracting 25- 30 people, the debate was held in MaIn Place. Roberts, a recovertng ad. dict himself, supported the 21 year-old drinking age. Stress. ing education .as his key point, Roberts sald he pro. motes "decisions based on factual Information." Contra. dieting the very essence of the debate, Roberts claimed to be neither pro nor con on the drinking age of 21. He cited interaction with "vic. tims of substance abuse." and proceeded to preach the evils of alcohol. .,Alcohol opens the door for a Officer Brian Ketterhagen end RA Jackie Connors hend out alco- hol awareness pamphleta before the debate. . rant/tavern. He stoood for the drinking age of 19.Calling his opponent and those who sup. port the present age of 21 "prohibitionists", Melsgeier said that they were imposing prohibition on a class of citi- zens: those under the age qf 21. He feels that legislators passed the law to please a certain type of voter. He claimed that they do not think that 18, 19, and 20 year olds vote, and that the meetings . and debates were dominated by "senior citizens that have nothing better to do." -When the drinking age was raised to 21 in Michigan in 1930,the consumption of alco- hoi did not change. Melsgeier said this was because the same poeple were drinking even if they. were under age. they just found different ways. With a bill being worked on for a lower drink- ing age, he said the Tavern League and himself want to pro"'de younger adults with a better drinking environment. Stating that the higher 'age has forced 19and 20 year-olds "out of the bars and into the cars." he wants to see these people drinking in an estab- lishment rather than in an un- controlled environment. He argued that If these drinkers drink in a legal environment they have presures not only - other substances," Roberts claimed. "You are more likely to try other substances when under the influence of alcohol." He made an analo- gy of what alcohol does to the body, and compared alcohol eating away paint off of a piece of wood to alcohol eat- ing away at the mind and. morals of a person. Although he did not present any actual statistics or infor- mation, Roberts did take a strong stance on making good judgment calls. "If you need alcohol to socialize, then you've got a problem." he said. Because of what alcohol does to a person under its in- fluence, he urged that when "people choose to drink, they be responsible about their drinking." He also said' that people should go beyond what they hear from people SUch as himself and research for themselves effectively to make an intelligent decision. Meisgeier, in addition to his role as President of the Tav- ern League. owns a restau- from their peers, but from older adults and owners who may ask them to leave If they get out of hand. The floor was opened up to questions after the debate. Jay Lewandowski, President of the Student Government Assoclalton, presented the fact that in the first year after- the drinking age was raised, deaths related to drunk driving decreased. he also stated that after that year. that number increased until It surpassed the ortginal level. Melsgeier attributed this to uncontrolled underage drinking In. which groups of drinkers, who may have only wanted to drink a smail amount, pooled their money to buy liquor in bulk and pro. ceeded to drink It all. StreSSing that the present drinking age was passed by only two votes. Meisgeier presented many solutions. be- yond lowering the drinking age, to control the deaths and other problems related to ex- cesslve drinking. He proposed educallon at the junior high level to prepare for drinking In later life. In addition to et- forts SUch as the Designated Driver Program. he proposed systems to make drinking be- fore the age of 21 a privilege that could be taken away if abused. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Finer points of Parkside presented to UW Board of Regents Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. Oct. 13. 1988 ~~~ tUJ~~~~~~~uW (Q)[F w~~~(Q)~~~[N]o[plffi\[g1~~~[Q)~ Finer points of Parkside presented . PSGA elections to to UW Board of Regents , be held next week By Scott Singer On Friday, October 7,. the JlO&i:d of Regents of the Unf- nrslIY of Wisconsin System mel at Parkside. Two com- IIIlUees,the Education corn- IIIlUeeand the Business and FlDaIlceCommittee, first met jolntlyand then dispersed Into separate groups. In the education group, many, topics. were discussed, Including Parkside'sspecific programs. Whilemuch of the discus- centered on five-year re- from other universities Various programs, Dr. Bchucard and Dr. Wal- Feldt presented many of liner points of Parkslde. card pointed out that l'Irkslde has given many "eonlrlbutlonsto the region al.onsln" that It serves. _of the many ways that PuQlde helps this area, Shu- .. _ted out, is the rela- IIIilIIit, between our unlver- _. lIIId area schools. He ... -examples of giving in- ...... tralning to area btolo- o lfachers and helping with lb& J(athematlcal Olympiads Illllaeineand Kenosha. III additionto area projects, 'beard cited many exam. ... of staff achievements. J'rom the Soclology.Anthro. PIIogy department's 27 books photo. yon e oe A cocktail hour and dinner'were scheduled to allow administra- tors, facully, staff, and campus leaders to meet the Board of Re- gents. to the 50 articles the Science Division published in 1987, Shucard said Parkslde Is "doing what we believe the faculty should be doing." AI· though much publishing Is going on, Shucard was quick to note that "the quality of teaching has never dtmtn- ished because of research." Also a proposal to Imple- ment a Master of Science de- gree in Applied Molecular Biology at Parkslde was . presented. The degree, with a strong emphasis on biotech. -nology, is designed for stu. dents with a background in biology and/or chemistry. using the existing factuties, a two-year course for students already having a B.S. In chemistry or biology and a five-year combined B.S./M.S. degree wtu be offered. The first graduating class for the program slated for 1991, with seven students expected an- See Regents, page 4 Perrault KO'd by Senate· by Kelly McKissick News Editor $eQ.torDan Perrault' was ~d to lake a "mandatory 7"VIl Of absence" for one • effective .tmmedtately, resUltof a 6-0-1 vote by te at the Parkside .<'h Government Assocta- <rBGA) meeting Friday, auIt, Who was under in. ~ on by the Senate for roPriation of funds dereUCtionof duty, had !lies eensured by the Senate It' r1: g . SOfor the purpose 1;";"-- investigation. Jay ii;j""d0WSkl, PSGA presl. 1l'en' said that the Senate tit<, ~to caucus to review all 1he onnatlon gathered by ~estlgatlng committee. lbat t Was not present at to ".!lOlntof the meeting due ~ue constratnts. hIt ~ Was an open caucus, Plese Was allowed to be \'ere ~ but only Senators Wed to speak. They Dan Perrault h i t actions discussed w a Th . needed to be j tltakn en .take~ hl sofacO c 0 ce impeachment ranged from j ou're down to a simple say Y. t - , The Senate felt tha ~::;:~chment was t~ h~~~i and that a slap on e._ was not enough," Lewandow- ski said. He explained that prior to the caucus, quorum was lost, but the meeting was never adjorned. Quorum was t~en regained and the meeting proceeded. The vote will be- come official with the approv- al of last week's minutes at this week's meeting. Perrault would not be able to run for Senate until Fall 1989. . «pm glad the Senate came to a de9lson. I'm glad som~. thing has been done. I don t think that the decision was hasty. He (Dan) was given every opportunity to respond to the Senate, and when asked if he felt remorseful about what he did, he said 'No'." Lewandowski ex· plalned. He said that since Perrault was not present at the PSGA meeting at the time of the de· clslon, Perrault wtu be sent a letter informing him of the Senate's decision. The Parkslde Student As- soclatlon (PSGA) will hold Its Fall elections on Wednesday. Oct. 19 and Thursday, Oct. 20, 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. voting booths will be set up in the Molinaro concourse. Students must bring an ill In order to vote. There will be nine Senate seats, one Parkslde Union Ad- visory Board (PUAB) at- large seat and one Student University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC) at-large seat up for election. Students running for the Senate seats are: Norman Delaney, Terl DeRosier, Debl Fritschow. Mark "Sunny" Hall, WlIllam Horner, Kelly Vol. XVI_I.No. e McKissick, Karen Pltsoul- akls, Mark Thompson arld Jenny mtsch. Carol Curl Is running for the PUAB seat and Debl Frlt· schow Is running for the SUFAC seat. A referendum will also be run on United Council, asking students whether or not they want PSGA to remain members of United Council. The ballot count will take place on Thursday. Oct. 20 at 8:15 p.m. Approval of the elections results "Will take place at the Nov. 4 PSGA meeting and the new SenateJ will take office on that date. The Parkslde Union Adviso- ry Board's (PUAB) opinion poll last week on the alcohol policy for dances resulted with 138 opposed to a sepa- rate area, 97 in favor of' a separate area and four stu- dents with no opinion on the situation. "I'm disappointed by the low turnout (239 voters), but In any event, these results are inconclusive," Ross Pet- tit, Parkslde Student Govern- ment Association (PSGA) Vice President, said. Pettit holds the PSGA seat on PUAB. "I suppose it's back to the drawing board for the com- mlttee," he satd. The opinion poll was run as a result of the .IIt would have taken a landslide In one direction for the opinion poll to slgnlfl. cantly alter the committee's decisions at this point," Pettit commented. The current al- cohol polley for dances, which slates that there wtu be no separate area but guests under the legal drinking age will not be allowed to attend, will remain in effect unless a decision Is made to change that polley. Inside••• page 2 PAB responds to cage Issue page 4 Responsible drinking stressed page 7 The Homecoming lowdown page 8 Boys Next Door page 9 Classified page 12 Cat and mouse games , ( ,. .. I 2 Thursday, OCl. 13, 1988 Ranger. )your views United Council defended ,. ~----------- A QtJAYLE? IT LOOJ{5 MORE LIKE . AN ALBATROSS TO ME! To the Editor: lars for each Parkside stu- dent? Who was it that lobbied and won the largest Wiscon- sin financial aId increase in five years, Including an addi· tlonal 1.45 millIon doilars thIs year? Who made ' sure that there was a mandate In the state budget that required child care costs be taken into account for student parents' financial aid award? And who lobbIed the Board of Regents to make sure that ALL aca- demic misconduct allegations are appealable? It was not "luck". IT WAS UNITED COUNCIL!! United Council is more than just a one weekend a month deal. Mthough they were busy with reorganization last year, United Council was able to achieve many of Its goals that benefit Parkside students immensely. Now If you would Ilke to delve back into the present, you would see that United Council is not only reorgan- Ized but more united than It has been in the past several years. Every four year campus in the Wisconsin sys- tern are FULL MEMBERS OF UNITED COUNCIL. This unprecedented unity should mean even more victories for Parkside students In the fu- ture. Vote YES on October 19 and 20. I would lIke to make a few comments concerning the re- sponse this newspaper made immediately after ChrIsto- pher Balerl's Letter to the Editor In the October 6 edt- tion. First, this newspaper (or any newspaper) has no bust. ness making an editorial reo sponse immediately after a Letter to the Editor as the one this newspaper made last week. If the editorial staff wtshed to make those reo marks then they should have made them In their origlnal. editorial concerning United Council on September 29. You had your opportunity to voice your opinion. Now, unless there is a serious error, stu. dents should be able to freely respond to the editortsl con. tent of this paper without a further editorial immediately after a Letter to the Editor. Second, in your response to Christopher Balerl's you made part of your argument by using the "let me delve Into the past" method, Maybe you should "delve into the~ past" once more and see what else Uitlted Council did. While you are accurate that United Council spent a great deal of time debating reor- ganlzation, who was It that lobbied a proposed tuition in- crease of 14.3o/d 1 down to 9.9% -a savlngs of sixty-nlne dol. Nobod¥ asked me., but PAS' members not neo-Nazis In the September 29th issue · of the Ranger. an editorial · written by Jay A. Lewandow- ski, President of PSGA, was published. In It, he expressed · his views on the current guest polley at university dances. What he provided was a one. sided view of the issue, and a pretty unclear picture of what the real problem is. First of all, I'd Ilke to con- gratulata Jay on his timing. As most of you know, hope- fully. the Parkside Union Ad- visory Board (PUAB) con. . ducied an opinion poll last Monday through Wednesday .asking the students oi Park. side to express their views on the current guest policy. As a member of PUAB, Jay knew that the poll was to be as un- biased as possible. But by getting his edItorial In the Ranger published two school days before the poll was to be run, he might have swayed some people to vote to keep the beer garden> down, be- cause they weren't informed of all the issues at hand. Whether his timing- was In- tentfonat or not, and Jay is free to express his opinion anytime he 'wants, I feel it was, ,bad judgement on his part ior not expressing all viewpoints, and bad judge- ment on the part of the Ranger for printing oniy one side of this hotly debated issue. The real issue isn't whether or not alcoholic' beverages will be served at University dances, but whether or not guests will be allowed in that are under the legal drinking age. In the first semester oi last year, the 'beer garden' (or 'cage") was set up at dances sponsored -by the Parkside Activities Board to comply with the university policy at that time. Since the avallabtl, Ity of alcoholIc beverages to minors was very limited, the Parkslde Activities Board was told It would be alright to allow guests Into the dances who were under the legal dringking age (18, 19, and 20 years old), as long as they were accompanied by a.Park- side student, The number of guests per student was two. During that time attendance at the dances increased. Well, If attendance In. creased over that time, how can Jay state that, "If we are going to choose to revert back to an unacceptable plan. namely the 'cage', ..." or "I'd llke to say that we shouldnot be considering any sltualion that negatively affects our students. The 'cage' has del· rimental effects on all partlct. pants attehding the dance. "1 Are you trying to teU us thaI people loved the negstive,t· iects of the 'cage' and liked to be adversly affected? I t1lInk the attendance increase was due to smart programming and publicity of the events as well as having a guest policy that was acceptable to the students. Last semester, when PAa learned that the beer garden could be eliminated, we were pleased because dt would open the entire facility to every' one. It was only after the beer garden was down thai we learned that our guest policy would have to change. And here Is where the debate starts. Most of the students whoat- See Nobody. page 5 Fred Monard! WLBRreorganization delayed progress To the Editor: OHHHHHH BY GO- SHHHHH, Its another letter about the radio station HELP HELP HELP. I can't read anymore. Well, I get sick of telling this story to people and that ts Why I am writing It down. I would lIke to clear up some of the misinforma- tion of the PSGA President's letter last week and inform you of the PSGA actions In the past few weeks. Alex Petlit may have had the Idea of a campus radio ' station, along with 1,000 other campus students. Talk and campaign promises are cheap, but good work ts hard to flnd. Two senators did at. tempt to form a radio station Jast year. They failed along with other atiempts for the past 10 years. Those senators' did not pass on any informa- tion to me, nor did Alex have any research on the radio sta- tion. ~. The PSGA President stated last week that other commit- tee chairs wrote reports over the summer. I also sit on stu- dent services committee ~ and SUF AC, both standlng senate committees. Those commit- tees did not have a chair for the last 4 months. They have not had a meeting In the last 4 months and ha ve not SUb4 mltted any reports for the last 4 months yet, nobody at the PSGA cares about that. 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Mandatory arrest for domestic abuse includes roommates by Kelly McKissick New9 Editor Students on campus may be facing more than just a black eye or bloody lip as the result of personal confrontations. Under a newly-implemented state law, individuals will face a mandatory arrest in cases of domestic abuse. Wisconsin Act 346 was put into effect on Saturday, April 1. It is not an easy law to interpret, but clearly points out the removal of an officer's discretion in cases of domestic abuse. According to David Ostrowski, director of Campus Police, the law has positive and negative aspects to it. A charge of domestic abuse can only be used after an assault- related crime has been committed. This category includes "intentional infliction of physical pain, injury or illness; intentional impairment of physical condition; first through third degree sexual assualt; or a physical act, or a threat in conjunction with a physical act, which may cause the other person reasonably to fear imminent engagement in the (aforementioned) conduct," as stated in Act 346 The domestic abuse charge results in a mandatory arrest of the aggressor. "Domestic abuse becomes an enhancement of that crime," Ostrowski said. "It does not increase the penalty, its purpose is to identify and address the issue of abuse between two parties." Domestic abuse can fall under two categories. The first is a situation in which abuse is being inflicted on an adult under the category of spouse, former spouse or adult relative. The second is a situation in which abuse is inflicted upon an adult by an adult with whom that person resides or formerly resided. "That's where we get into the situation of college roommates. The idea behind writing the law in that particular language, in my opinion, is to cover people who are not legally married," Ostrowski stated. However, it also applies to individuals living together in academic situations, even those of the same sex. He provided the example of two men living together in the Residence Halls as college >ave Ostrowski Campus Police Director freshmen. They do not live together in any of the following years. If the two individuals become involved in a physical fight in the Union as seniors, battery has occurred. If Campus Police officers estabability." Ostrowski said it complicates a lot of situations on campus. "What would ordinarily be a push and shove case between two roommates now becomes a crime in the State of Wisconsin," he explained. If one aggressor cannot be determined in the situation, if both parties committed a crime, Ostrowski said both parties can be arrested. Another complex facet to the new law is a contact prohibition, which prohibits the aggressor from coming in contact with the victim for a 24-hour period after the arrest has been made. "Essentially it states that the victim has the right to have the suspect avoid the residence or premises temporarily occupied by a victim for 34 hours," Ostrowski said. The victim has the ability to waive the contact prohibition John Kehc According to the new law, officers are left with one decision in cases of domestic abuse: arrest lish that the individuals once lived together, it also becomes a case of domestic abuse. "That's probably where things become a little gray in a college campus situation. The arrest decision is no longer at the discretion of the officer. The law states that the officer must arrest the aggressor and take him/her into custody if probable cause has been established that a crime has been committed," Ostrowski said. "Many law enforcement officers are concerned about the fact that discretion has been removed completely from the officers' at any time. The intensity of the situation increases if the aggressor violates that contact prohibition. Ostrowski explained that if this situation occurs, the crime for which the aggressor was initially arrested immediately becomes a felony. The ramifications of the contact prohibition can potentially upset living conditions at the Residence Halls if a charge of domestic abuse is brought against roommates. Ostrowski said he hopes to change the contact prohibition clause for the campus, See Arrest, page 4 Vol. XVII, No. Prof scam bashes higher education system by Bill Serpe Is Charles Sykes, author of Profscam, the Salmon Rushdie of Academia? A twentyone year veteran of the tenure system dubbed Sykes with this moniker in reference to the professoriat-bashteach at least 12 hours a week and that UW-Madison Chancellor Donna Shalala refuses to directly answer questions concerning that issue. Sykes said his harshest criticism came from people who had not read his book. Profscam charges that professors. "For too long there has been a religious faith in higher education." -Charles Sykes ing Sykes accomplishes in his work. "I'm not surprised," Sykes said. "There seems to be a personal intolerance among the academics to critics." Sykes has made himself their critic by writing a book that suggests we take H. L. Mencken's advice that "anyone who really wanted to improve the universities should start by burning the buildings and hanging the professors." In a recent telephone interview, Sykes, a former editor of "Milwaukee" magazine, said he felt most academics were going to dismiss his book altogether. Instead, he "gets letters everyday from senior professors who are enjoying the book." Reviews in the New York Times and other major newspapers have been very favorable. By writing this book, Sykes had hoped to force higher education to look at itself and as a way of helping parents to be more consumer aware. "For too long," he said, "there has been a religious faith in higher education." He had also hoped to get a national debate going about the priorities of higher education. He talked about Wisconsin state representative Larson's bill to require professors to generally speaking, not only do not like to teach but that they are openly hostile to anyone who does teach. Sykes cites that four of the last five teaching excellence award winners at Harvard have been denied tenure. "One professor said that the book (Profscam) was potentially dangerous and should never have been published," he said, but feels that "the problem is so large and so visible it is impossible to ignore forever." Within the pages of Profscam, Sykes relentlessly gives evidence of the disintegration of the university system. When asked about the preponderance of examples of poor teaching, teaching assistants who do not speak English, and research publication of little or no value, Sykes said, "It's not my normal style to cite so much evidence, but in Profscam I wanted to pile up as much as possible." Sykes explained that he had not spoken against the fine arts as he had against the humanities, the hard sciences and the social sciences because he had not had much experience in that area. See related story, page 10 Inside... Page 2... New Registration policy Page 3... Homo & haircut special Interest dorms — why not? Page 7... It's almost over so don't blow it! Page 10 ... Profscam attacks professoriat of today 2 Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 Ranger Guest editorial New registration policy is for the benefit of all Included in the Fall 1989 registration packet is an addendum identifying a series of changes being implemented at Parkside concerning course registration. These changes include the blessing of the Director of Advising for a student to enroll in more than 18 credit hours, mandatory attendance in all classes or notification of the instructor of absences in advance lest the instructor drop the student from the course, and the ability of the instructor to drop a student from a class if he/she has not completed the prerequisites for the course. While for many these will not have a noticeable effect, there may be cause for alarm or irritation on behalf of both student and instructor. Regardless of your participation in higher education, should you find yourself spontaneously reacting to said changes as negative strictly because they require increased effort on your behalf, reconsider your reaction: their implementation is the lesser of t wo evils. In the summer of 1988, the Board of Regents passed legislation to require all UW System campuses to have no higher than a five percent student course drop rate. Simply stated, this number represents a five percent reduction in overall class enrollment at the end of the semester compared with the beginning. In the event that a drop rate in excess of five percent exists, the Regents mandate a review of existing add/drop standards conducted internally and reported to the Regents for potential action. This guideline is to take effect this Fall. could reduce this number. Parkside has one of the most liberal add/drop structures in the UW System: a student can drop a class unconditionally as late as the eighth week, add a course unconditionally through two and conditionally through eight, and, in extreme cases, conditional add/drop exists up through the last week. Most "We have enjoyed a tolerant policy... we must pay the piper if we are to continue to do so, /est we lose the privilege " ___ -Ross Pettit The date for calculating drop rates are obtained by taking a "snapshot" - a summation of the total sectional enrollment of every course - two weeks into the semester and at the last academic week. The end of semester total is subtracted from the two week snapshot, which is further divided by the two week snapshot. This decimal number is the percentage of decrease (or increase) in the course enrollment. At the time of the aforementioned legislation being approved, Parkside had a 5.7 percent decrease in course enrollment which, if the policy had been in effect, would require Parkside to review its add/drop policy to propose changes in the policy that UW campuses consider the four week drop/two week add period as excessive. We have enjoyed a very tolerant policy, but as the winds of change are now blowing, we must pay the piper if we are to continue to do so, lest we lose the privilege entirely. By deciding to enforce this legislation a year after the date of passage the Regents gave each UW campus a "grace period" to attempt resolution of excessive drop ratio before the mandates took effect. The Academic Policies Committee at Parkside met late last Fall to identify potential "weak spots" in current registration/enrollment guidelines to attempt solution of the high drop percentage through these outlets versus an outright revision of the campus add/drop policy. The revisions in the registration packet are the proposal they developed to address the problem. By limiting course enrollment, it is hoped that students will use more objectivity in selecting courses for a semester by requiring extra effort to enroll in higher course levels. This, hopefully, will discourage mass over-enrollment by students leading to drops in the third to eighth weeks of the semster, thus contributing to a higher drop percentage. This requirement does not prevent students from enrolling in 18 or more credits, it simply makes it less convenient, the goal being that only those students serious about attempting 18 or more credit hours in a semester will seek this approval. The removal of a student from a course for failure to attend a class may raise animosity within both student and faculty alike; however, consider that Parkside has one of the lowest (if not the lowest) student-to-faculty • ratios in the UW System, a fact that has come under scrutiny of news media in the past. This low ratio is a great asset as it facilitates student/ faculty interaction versus the separation that is commonplace at large campuses. Unfortunately, many do not exploit this opportunity. Requiring student communication with the instructor in the event of inability to attend will ideally provide one method by which students and faculty can bridge the intrinsic gap between them. The final change, the ability for a student to be dropped by the instructor because of failure to meet prerequisites for the course is not an inconvenience. Many faculty members waive prerequisites should a student seek instructor consent beforehand. Bravo to the Academic Policies Committee for an objective policy modification that both directly addresses the problem and not an overreaction to an issue in a situation where such behavior would be detrimental. These changes will, we hope, reduce the drop percentage a significant amount and therefore not require the overhaul of the current policy that we all enjoy and benefit from. While these inconveniences may cause irritation, weigh the increased costs with the alternative: loss of the flexibility we now enjoy. The time has come, indeed, to pay the piper. Let's hope this payment appeases his appetite. by Ross Pettit If hindsight is 20/20, Wingspread is a worthwhile investment To the Editor: This past academic year I was selected to participate in a very special program Parkside is involved with: the Wingspread Fellowship Program. For those of you who may not be familiar with it, it is a program in which 13 universities in Wisconsin and the Midwest chose students to attend local, national or interantion-. al conferences, all taking place at Wingspread in Racine. The selection process for new Wingspread Fellows takes place once a year, and the nominations for this year have already started. My term as a Wingspread Fellow will last through August, but I would like to take this opportunity now, during the recruitment and selection process, to share with the faculty and the student body what I experienced as a Wingspread Fellow. The Wingspread Foundation is, above all, an educational institution that strives to maintain a reputation of excellence. At each conference, I was surrounded by a degree of scholarly excellence which reinforced the importance of education, heightened my appreciation for education and emphasized my lack of education. Intimidating? Yes, but that's life. It was priceless for me to be able to witness current issues being debated and information being exchanged. The participants of the conferences are the innovators of our times. They toss around the ideas by which policies are made, although it is not at every conference that deciRosemarie Cucunato sions can be agreed upon. When the debating rounds were over and the bells rang for dinner, the personal level started, and I enjoyed myself the most. At each of the conferences, Wingspread would take care of the dining arrangements. Besides providing gourmet cuisine, this was the chance to meet and talk with the conferees. There is one conversation in particular which I wish to share, because I think it sums up the attitude of the conference participants and the atmosphere of Wingspread very nicely. I was talking with a very impressive woman lawyer working for the Ohio state government. We were talking about life struggles and experiences, good and bad. Then she stopped for a minute, smiled and said, "No matter what goals in life you have or what you achieve, always remember who you are and the opportunities you've been given." I wish to express my gratitude to the Wingspread Foundation for funding this program and giving students the rare opportunity of attending these conferences, to Dr. Lillian Trager for nominating and sponsoring me for the program and to Dr. Willie Curtis a very special thanks, for his work and devotion which insures Parkside's participation in the Wingspread Fellowship Program. by Rosemarie Cucunato Wingspread Fellow EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gaal Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner .'. 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"" ""erS' a"d dassi,ied ads'is Monday at 10 a.m. tor pub lication nosh^wT00l1iO11H. r'efieeptenopnheo 4n1e4/^5w53s-'2!!2^87 (Editorial) or 414/55 3-22B9o5x (2A0d0v0e' rKties"- Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 3 SSmSaiamimtim^^mm^mik^mSSSSSSSSmSSm Homo and haircut special interest dorms - why not? To the Editor: I would like to applaud the advent of the new special-interest dorms. The mother of this brain-child, Cynthia Isetts, is deserving of a serious accolade. I feel such a housing set-up will have many advantages and help all of the campus residents to grow personally and live harmoniously in a spirit of brotherhood and peace, and hey, isn't that what college is all about? I am looking forward to the day when sutjh a project begins. Finally students will be able to live in an environment which nurtures their development, such as the art dorm, the 70's music dorm (where appreciators of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Aerosmith may listen to their favorite bands without visiting a museum or offending those with taste), and the snob dorm (this has certain entrance requirements of course). R.J. Reynolds may even sponsor a smoker's dorm. A homosexual dorm would alleviate such tensions as those experienced this past fall, and ease the burden on counselors who have to quell the unrest. Perhaps most important of them all is the haircut dorm. This would provide a haven for anyone with dyed hair (preferably black), a pony tail (the latest fad), spiked hair (yet another outpost of the passe'), or other such variations on his or her locks and tresses. This seems to be the interest with the strongest lobby, as evidenced by all the posters currently displayed on campus. Here's hoping we all have our interests served on a special- interest dorm platter! Love or what you will, Hamilton Chetwinde In response to a response...cross debate To the Editor: The following is an open letter to Mr. Bill Horner. Dear Mr. Horner; In response to your rather virulent rebuttal of my letter, we are in total agreement on one point: my opinion was uninformed - but not intentionally. Until Assistant Chancellor Goetz's article appeared in the same issue of the Ranger as my letter, I had no idea what the dilemma was concerning the pool, though not from any lack of trying. I regularly called to find out when the pool would reopen only to be given the same pat answer: nobody's sure, call back in a week. Each week I read the Ranger but no mention was ever made of the complications being faced by the Administration. Finally, out of frustration, I wrote a speculative letter based on previous experiences with pools that were not well maintained. It turned out that the delays were caused by an inept contractor. If these problems had been made general knowledge, as they should have been, my letter certainly would have had a different flavor. Although this contractor, and the people responsible for hiring him without thoroughly checking his credentials, could be included as part of the "maintainance staff" per se, I did not specifically do so in my letter. If I pointed too harsh a finger at the engineering staff, I hope that they will now accept my sincere apologies. As to the intelligence Mr. Horner, the concept is very subjective; what you would consider to be intelligent, I might not. For expample: I don't think that it's intelligent to rebut an argument with blind attacks on the author's personality rather than by trying to discredit his or her (admittedly scarce) evidence - you obviously do. Finally regarding expertise; I will continue to maintain that my rather unique upbringing around pool facilities qualifies me, perhaps not as an expert but certainly as an informed amateur, on matters regarding their maintenance. In comparison, you cite an impressive but rather ambiguous list of construction jobs and you are now a student assistant to the Facilities engineer, which gives you possible insights into how these positions affect the pool - none of which you displayed in your letter. Sincerely, Don Hill Student, Swimmer and Radical-a t -La rge P.S. Since the pool is open and presumably functioning properly again (which was my sole concern originally), I propose we declare the debate a draw since it is fairly obvious that neither of us will concede the other's position. UW-Parkside Music Department presents The University Chorale and Chamber Signers Robert Campbell, Conductor in their annual Scholarship Benefit Concert featured work - Brahm's Liebeslieder Waltzes Tuesday, April 25, 8 p.m. Atonement Lutheran Church 2915 Wright Avenue Racine, Wi Admission S4./S2. Zenith gives you more time to concentrate on the important things Like sleep! Zenith pioneered No Wate State technology. Put simply, it's the fastest design in the computer industry. This means your work gets done quickly and your sleep gets started sooner. Free mouse and up to $100 off with any 286 LP computer purchase! Hurry. Offer expires soon. For more information contact: Ross Pettit or Colortron Computers in Racine or Kenosha TgMJTH dsyasttae ms THE QUALITY GOES IN BEFORE THE NAME GOES ON' 4 Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 Ranger Roommate fights complicated Arrest, from page 1 because it would be virtually impossible to guarantee the aggressor would not even see the victim somewhere on campus. He hopes to have it changed to enforce no direct contact with the victim. "For instance, if the aggressor and victim have a class together, we would say that the individual who was arrested would not be able to attend class the next day. However, if they pass each other in the hallway, we do not know how that would work through the clause," Ostrowski said. DeAnn Possehl, director of Residence Life, said the contact prohibition clause "will definitely affect us. Over the course of the year, we've had a number of roommate conflicts, ranging from someone throwing an object to pushing or shoving. We have also had a couple of situations already where the law has been enacted in the Residence Halls." She explained that the 24- hour contact prohibition can cause problems with roommates. "Our current occupancy level is that if we have to find them an alternate place to live, we have some John Kehoe Fighting roommates will find themselves in handcuffs under the new domestic abuse law. open spaces. Ostrowski hopes that students will look at the new law and weigh out its consequences before releasing their anger on another student. Possehl said she explained the law to residents with roommate conflicts prior to its enactment so they could see that their actions would result in an arrest in the future. The law will also be included in the Residence Hall student handbook. PREVIOUS OR FUTURE ORADS 4$Oc. % WWPe''v e got the •i A?*, Hot Ford NEW CARS NEW TRUCKS of your choice Available At 221 Sheridan Road Sheridan Road at State Line CALL 1-800-4MARINA Ask for Dan *To Approved Buyers Ostrowski said the Residence Hall staff is willing to answer any questions regarding the new law. The Parkside counselors, Stu Rubner and Barbara Larson, are informed about the new law as well and can talk to students about its variables and consequences. Dreger is new Aux. business manager by Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Recently Parkside acquired a new Auxiliary Service Business Manager, Mike Dreger. Dreger started his new job on March 2. Dreger's primary responsibilities will be overseeing budgets and keeping records for Auxiliary Services. The Auxiliary Services Dreger will be in charge of includes Child Care, the Union, Student Health Services, Student Activities and Organizations, as well as Housing. In addition, Dreger will be working as a financial analyst, reviewing projected expenses. Dreger will also be working closely with Housing, revising and reviewing their budget. Dreger feels the job will take a great deal of work but he feels it will be a challenge. "The transition into this job will be very challenging, Cindy Wirtz started a lot of procedures that I would like to finish. It is going to be "Isaac Lalor" an aciylic painting by Rick Burns, is one of the works in the Student Art Show. The show will run through May 2. *QWIZ SKILLS EVALUATION SYSTEM 1. Typing 2. Data Entry 3. Multimate 4. WordStar 5. WordPorfect 6. Display/Write 3 7. D Base III Plus 8. Lotus 1-2-3 TUTORIAL SOFTWARE PACKAGES ~~n»miniimiii«iiiiii« i«^— COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH! Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-On- One instruction, flexible schedules. Call Faith At Merrick Business Center MERRICK BUSINESS CENTER A Division ol Memck Consult ants. Inc. for further information <4141 658-8934 Mike Dreger very challenging," he stated. Dreger also plans to organize an efficient monthly reporting system. ".I'd like to have some form of the procedures written down regarding budgets and cash handling," Dreger claims. Dreger graduated with a BBA in financing from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee in December of 1988. While at UW-Milwaukee he worked as the Union Budget Analyst for five years. Dreger feels his job at Parkside entails more responsibility due to the fact that he is in charge of several operations. "At UW-Milwaukee the individual operations were so large that they were responsible for themselves. Here at Parkside, I am in charge of several operations that I would never have had the chance to be at UW-Milwaukee. That's a big responsibility, and a real challenge," he stated. Dreger hopes to soon complete the transition from UWM to UW-P and begin to organize ideas into programs. In December, Dreger plans to return to UW-Milwaukee to start working on his Masters in Business and Administration degree. Supervisors needed The Juvenille Intake Services of Kenosha need college students to supervisework sites where young people ages 12-18 are completing community work hours. This volunteer position may be a possible summer internship. For more information, call 553-2200 or come to Union 209. , RESEARCH INFORMATION Largest Library of Information in U.S. • All „ . „ Subjects Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COD nmid;idj!i,^|i|-| 800-351 -0222 „ In Calif. (213) 477-8226 9W3$!52 0010 Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave . #206-A. Lo s Angeles. CA 90025 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 5 i—- 'i;' News Briefs Compiled by Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Stevens Point bans smoking Starting next Fall smoking will be banned at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, reported the Wisconsin State Journal. Smoking will be banned in all buildings except residence halls and students unions. Under the new rules, which were recently approved by the Faculty Senate, the residence halls and the Wisconsin, Allen, and Debot student centers would be exempt from the smoking ban. The Faculty Senate is also scheduled to vote on a proposal to ban alcohol from all dorms except Baldwin and Hyer Halls, where most upperclassmen reside. All students in the remaining 13 dorms, even those of legal drinking age, would not be allowed to alcoholic beverages in their rooms. Most students receive Fin. Aid. About 1 in 3 University of Wisconsin System students received a share of $223.4 million in financial aid last year,, reported the Milwaukee Journal. Out of 161,887 eligible students some 58,255 were granted financial aid. The average financial aid package rose $262. The $223.4 million was divided among $122.5 in loans, $78.3 million in grants, and $22.6 million in work study assistance programs, according to a report to be reviewed by the UW Board of Regents. According to Fred Poellnitz, UW System vice president for business and finance, the total federal, state, and university assistance was 5.6 percent more than the aid awarded last year. Madison hosts freshman forums Until now, freshman at the University of Wisconsin- Madison have had little choice but to listen to professors from a distance. Recently, eminent professors have held forums with freshmen, reported the Milwaukee Journal. E. David Cronon, dean of the College of Letters and Science, suggested the freshman seninars and recruited retired faculty to teach them. Unfortunately, there is a limit of 15 students to a seminar. With only 9 seminars available that means only 135 students can enroll in the seminars. Reid A. Bryson, emeritus professor of geography and meteorology, feels the seminars are an excellent opportunity for both students and professors. Bryson claims he would rather teach freshmen than upperclassmen or graduate students. "They haven't been pounded into a mold yet," Bryson said. Advanced students become two-dimensional specialists, unable to relate well with others, he said. Shakespeare dinner April 23 Come celebrate the birthday of one of England's great playwrights and poets, William Shakespeare, on Sunday, April 23, at 5 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is being sponsored by the Teaching Shakespeare Resource Center (TSRC) and the English Club. An authentic Elizabethan English roast beef dinner will be served. Vice Chancellor John Stockwell will speak and present awards to the winners of the TSRC sonnet writing contest. Take advantage of the opportunity for English faculty, majors and interested students to get together. Cost of the dinner is $8.50 for students and $9.50 for non-students. Checks should be made out to TSRC and sent to the Regional Staff Development Center, c/o Ann Moskowitz. Reservations must be made by Wednesday, April 20. Call 553-2002 for more information. Women's Center meeting April 18 The Women's Resource Center Steering Committee is presently holding meetings to work on a revised draft of a mission statement for the center. The next meeting will be held Tuesday, April 18 at 3:20 p.m. in Union 106. The group is working on changes in goal statements for the mission statement. A sub-committee has been formed to determine job qualifications and duties for a part-time employee position at the center. Anyone interested in providing input for the Women's Resource Center should contact Diane Welsh n Union 209 or call 553-2279. Club-Events GEOLOGY CLUB ENGLISH CLUB Dr. Jean Bahr, of the Department of Geology and Geophysics at UW-Madison, will speak on "Field Studies of Groundwater Contamination in Glacial Deposits" at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 14, in GRNQ 113. Dr. Bahr is a hydrogeologist who specializes in the flow and chemical characteristics of subsurface water supplies. The talk is free and open to the public. SEXUAL HARRASSMENT COMMMITTEE The Sexual Harrassment Committee is sponsoring a forum entitled "Personal Safety on Campus" on Monday, April 17, at 1 p.m. in UNION 104. The talk is free and open to the public. Elections for the English Club 1989-90 officers will take place on Wednesday, April 19 at 1 The Ranger is now soliciting applications for the 1989-90 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. Applications are available at the Ranger office, WLLC D-139C. Deadline for submission of applications is April 20, 1989 at noon Ranson to give Dickens readings Charles Dickens is coming to town! David Nicholas Ranson, Englishman and English professor at the University of Akron, will present a slide lecture on "The Landscape of Consciousness: Dickens and Thackery," on Monday, April 17 at 1 p.m. in Comm Arts 134. Ranson will also give a public reading of Dickens' work on Tuesday, April 18 at 7 p.m. at the Golden Rondelle Theater, 1525 Howe Street, Racine. The event is free to the public, but reservations must be made by calling 631-2154. The slide lecture will compare the housing, landscape and materialism of the lives of novelists Dickens and Thackery through pictures and discussion. Ranson will dress as Dickens for the public reading, which will feature excerpts from "The Trial from Pickwick" and "Nicholas Nickleby at Mr. Squeer's School." Dickens often gave public readings, where he reached a popular compromise between narration and impersonation of his characters. He often modulated his readings to the David Ranson type of audience, adding deleted material and even commenting on his own performance. Dickens' own annotations in his reading copy, memoir notes and newspaper accounts help Ranson to recreate the excitement that was part of these public readings. p.m. in Comm Arts 128. Elect your new officers, meet other club members and make known what you would like to see happen next year. Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamsicles $1.50 Open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, wi 657-4455 6 Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 Ranger CP&P announces spring internships The Career Planning and Placement (CP&P) office recently announced placements of a number of students in internships for the Spring semester. The students, their names and placements are as follows: Todd Wilier, accounting, Johnson Wax; Rudy Waluch, economics, and Dan Prondzinski, finance, Kenosha Area Development Corp.; Patty Tworek, business, Aspin Procurement Institute; Pamela Garlow, personnel, St. Catherine's Hospital; David Schwenn, applied computer science, IBM; Don Gruber, management information systems, Wisconsin Natural Gas Co.; Delois Snow, labor/industrial relations and personnel, and Todd Henerson, administrative management and personnel, Western Publishing. Also, Cynthia Larson, management information systems, and Karen Nelson, applied computer science, will begin internships with Northwestern Mutual in June. JoAnne Goodyear, director of C P&P, said that the CP&P office is looking to work with academic programs interested in establishing internship initiatives and has a booklet available outlining opportunities for experiential learning, internships, externships and cooperative education. If faculty members are aware of Parkside students in internship situations other than those listed above, please notify Goodyear. City off Kenosha Seeks Student Workers For Summer Employment Contact Mike Plate at UW-Parkside Job Service 553-2656 Kenosha County residency not required Affirmative Action Employer M-F-H PS/2 - top of the charts! For a limited time, you have your choice of three IBM Personal System/2* models at a special campus price. These PS/2 models are on the top of the charts in quality and value. So, stop in and see us today! PS/2 Model 30 286 The 8530-E21 includes 1 Mb memory, an 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 20 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse. 8513 Color Display. DOS 4.0, Microsoft* Windows/ 286, Word and hDC Windows Express™. Software la loaded and ready to gol PS/2 Model 50 Z The 8550-031 includes 1 Mb memory, an 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 30 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, IBM Micro Channel Architecture"', 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, Microsoft Windows/386. Word. Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software Is loaded and ready to gol PS/2 Model 70 386 The 8570-E61 includes 2 Mb memory, an 80386 (16 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb). 60 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, IBM Micro Channel Architecture, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, Microsoft Windows/386, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to gol List Price $4,437 $6,117 $8,912 Your Price* $2,399 $2,799 $4,449 I'm''9d'°3u^l'ea slu<*nts, faculty and slatt who order an IBM PS/2 Model 8530-E21.8550-031 or 8570-E61 on or before June 30.1989 Pnces quoted do not Include sales lax, handling ancVor processing charges. Check with your school regarding these charges. Orders are sub|ect lo availability. IBM may withdraw the promotion at any time without wntien notice. For more information contact the Computer Support Center, 553-2235 • vadem** erf *M CorporaMn. Week at the Park Thursday, April 13 Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" will be shown at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00 for Parkside students and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Friday, April 14 Workshop: "File Transfer to CMS" begins at 1:30 p.m. in WLLC D150A. Call ext. 2235 for reservations. Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" (PG) will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Battle of the Bands begins at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cafeteria. Admission is charged. Sponsored by PAB. Sunday, April 16 Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 17 Round Table: "World Awareness and Perception Among University Business Majors"by Anne Austin at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. The event is free and open to the public. Tuesday, April 18 Workshop: "Plan, Create and Carry Out an Advertising Program" begins at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Call ext. 2047 for details. Talent Show: "Open Mike Night" begins at 9 p.m. in Union Square. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, April 19 Workshop: "Introduction to PageMaker Macintosh"• begins at 1 p.m. in WLLC D150E. Call ext. 2235 for reservations. Concert at 1 p.m. in CA D118 featuring the UW-Eau Claire Arts Quartet. The concert is open to the public at no charge. Workshop: "How to Start a Home-Based Business" begins at 6 p.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Thursday, April 20 Movie: "Babette's Feast" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Easter Seals Camps in the Wisconsin Dells Seeks Summer Staff to work with people who have physical disabilities. Room and Board provided with average salary of $105.00. Male staff especially needed. J Contact: Mike Plate, UW-P Job Service. 553-2656 JAps pkacoH cjiiHese ReslAURAffT Kenosha's Own & Only A Star (4 Chef) Chinese Restaurant * * • * Sunday Buffet 7 Main Courses Some New Main 3 Appetizers Courses Every Soup & Cookies Week A spicy Hot Dish Added (Hunan/Szechuan Style) Luncheon Selections Daily Daily Combination Specials (4 Items including Egg Roll) - SPECIALTIES - Mandarin, Szechuan, Hunan Cantonese Cuisine (American Plates & Children's Menu Available) Dinner & Cocktails NOW OPEN MONDAYS Monday - Thursday, 11:00 - 9:30; Friday 11:00 - 10 30 Saturday 4:00 - 10:30; Sunday 11:00 - 9:00 We Now Deliver 4-9 P.M. Carry-Outs Available! •&I 60th St. (at 34th Ave.) 654-1125 30 THE FAB SIDE By GARY LARSON "For crying out loud. Igorl Fird thorn's that screw-up with the wrong brain business, and now you've lei his head go through the wash In your pant s pocket I" Out there, ominously moving toward ils destiny, was a truck with Reuben's name on It. c&*+4r>^ mLsa 12-1 - -ssjjtu j Where beet Jerky comes from Beats me how they did It _ I got th e whore thing at a garage sole for live bucks — an d that included the stand." "Wowl Now Ed an d Carl are gone.... Seems like lately we've been dropping like ourselves." By GARY LARSON It's almost over so don't blow it! It's almost over so don't blow it now! For many students this seems to be the most critical part of the semester. This is especially true in classes where instructors include material going back to day one on the final exam. Even if a final isn't cumulative, your anxiety might be up just because the semester is winding down and lots of things are coming due. Jean Zimmerman of the Learning Assistance and Counseling staff put together a booklet entitled "Organizing for week's column I suggested that you plot out on a calendar your exam dates, work hours, and other commitments. Then mark down specific study periods. If it doesn't look like there will be enough time for effective studying, shift some of your commitments around, assuming school is a priority. Cramming for tests is not likely to result in success. While there are some who claim that cramming is the only way they can study before a test, in the long run it's not the preferred method for truly learning material. But sometimes life just happens to work out so that you absolutely have to cram. In such cases keep the following in mind. • If you have to cram, accept the fact that you cant study everything in your notes and textbook. • Mark off in your notes and in your text the material you are most willing to bet will be on your exam based on what your instructor has told you. • Write this selected material on sheets of paper. • Prepare catchwords or phrases to recall the material and then memorize the points through repeated self-testing. • Time permitting, review all your notes or skim your text to reinforce points you've already studied. Don't try to learn new concepts in the final moments. If you want more information on any of the material presented in this Counselor's Corner you can schedule an appointment to see Jean Zimmerman in the Learning Assistance and Counseling Office, WLLC D-175. But don't wait until the last minute. -Oh yeah? And you donl stinki You never did and you never will, you mama * little roier Since you asked... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner \, Crisis p Pregnancy Center 2222 Roosevelt Rd. * 24-Hour Hotline 414/658-2222 • FREE pregnancy test • FREE counseling on options • Complete confidentiality • NO appt. necessary Kenosha Wl 53140 Primitive mink tank* Exams" and it's from that publication that I draw most of the advice for this week's column. And what she has to say is especially timely. Her suggestions may be helpful as you prepare for finals. • As to what to study, Jean suggests looking for key terms, their definitions, and examples that clarify the meaning of terms. These terms may be a good part of the foundation material for the course. • Look for lists of items (enumerations) found in class and textbook notes. Jean says that these lists are often the basis of essay test questions. • Pay special attention to points emphasized by the instructor or in the textbook. If a phrase such as "the most significant" or "of special importance" or "the chief reason" precedes some content matter it's a good bet that material will appear on an exam. • Devote time to reviewing areas your instructors have advised you to study. In-class reviews are also likely to cover material which directly or indirectly may appear on a final exam. • Consider your past tests and quizzes and any tests at the end of textbook chapters. Sometimes instructors go back to these when developing their final exams. As to how to study, Jean suggests a technique she calls "effective memorization" through which you take your well organized study materials and repeatedly test yourself on the materials to be learned. Through this method, memorizations and understanding reinforce one another and the desired outcome — learning — has occured. Maybe. There are those who contend that study conditions have a lot to do with how successful you are in studying. Having a positive attitude, specific study goals, a good place to study, and being in good physical condition all set the tone for getting the most out of your study time. Jean also suggests that you vary your studying (e.g., 50 minutes on history then a 10 minute break, another 50 on math, then another 10 to relax, and so on). Finally, when you study is also important. In last The SCHOOL OF NURSING Offers Summer Elqqivg» Opportunities for learning in a variety of health-related areas Undergraduate 1ml: 397-364 @ • • * Principles 6f Methods of 3 cr. Dickson Mursing Research 397-368 @ * * Health Promotion of Black 3 cr. Felder Americans Understanding Death, Dying 8c Bereavement 3 cr. Swain • Ad Hoc: Practicum 8c Seminar: Community Health in a Rural Setting in Kenya, East Africa # * * * Health of Working Women # • * Current Topics of nursing: Clinical Pharmacology 4 cr. Olsen LA & C Workshops 3 cr. Shell 3 cr. Diekmann, Porth, Wierenga PASSPORT TO SUCCESS . 4 cr. 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The show is the final production of the 1988-89 Parkside theatre schedule. The vaudeville-like comedy centers on love and a Roman slave's search for his children. The play is the first major musical undertaking of its kind at Parkside. The show features Parkside students and area talent. Choral director for the show is Kurt Chalgren, music director at Tremper High School and director of "Kids From Wisconsin." Instrumental director is August Wegner, associate professor of music at Parkside. Production director is Lee Van Dyke, chairman of the Parkside Dramatic Arts Department. COMING SOON! REGISTER AND WIN A SCHWINN TEN SPEED BIKE STARTING APRIL 17TH. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. FROM THE P-SIDE FOOD-SERVICE. Parkside Food-Service Employees and Contract Administrators not eligible to win. There is help... The adult children of alcoholics by Sandra Riese Who are the adult children of alcoholics? There are an estimated 27 million children of alcoholics (ACOA's) in this country. The problems of growing up with a chemically dependent parent are far-reaching and many people feel the effects well into their adult lives. Once these children of alcoholics reach adulthood they experience problems related to trust, control and expression of feelings. Many no longer live with the alcoholic or drug dependent parent but find their adult lives unmanageable because of the heavy emotional involvement they continue to have with the family. Others have been made aware through their current experiences that alcoholism has left them with scars which still hurt and negatively affect their marriages, dieir relationships with friends and children, their self-esteem and their sense of family life. Some characterists of adult children of alcoholics are: • They are often loners and feel different from other people • They tend to judge themselves to harshly • They have difficulty having fun and take themselves too seriously • They have difficulty with intimate relationships • They are often approval seekers and fear personnal criticism • They often are attracted to people who are not there for them emotionally • They tend to focus on others rather than look honestly at themselves • They tend to be overly responsible • They have strong guilt feelings • Without intervention, between J/0-60% are in danger of becoming chemically dependent themselves. In recent years, there has been a sizeable increase in the number of adult children of alcoholics who are seeking help. To begin the process of recovery the adult child or co-dependent needs to admit that their parent is or was a chemically dependent individual and realize that this disease has affected and is still affecting them personally. Through education and support and insight the ACOA can learn that they are not alone, that they are not to blame for their parent's dependency. The process of recovery helps them to focus on themselves and their needs, and to begin to reach out to those that are close to them for perhaps the first time in their lives. Adult Children of Alcoholics meetings are held on campus Tuesday's from 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m. in Molinaro D131. Other related support groups meet Mondays 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.- Alcoholic Anonymous and Wednesdays 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.-Narcotic Anonymous both in Molinaro D131. The role of parents... Academic success to be discussed "Mobilizing Parents to Promote Student Academic Achievement" will be discussed by a California education consultant Monday, April 10, at Parkside. Erical Ladawn Law, a former elementary school principal, will discuss ways parents can work with their children and the schools in maximizing student achievement. The free public lecture will be held at 7 p.m. in Parkside's Union Cinema Theatre. The lecture is part of the Second Annual Cooperating Teacher Recognition Program, a program designed to honor teachers who have participated in Parkside's student teacher program. A reception, hosted by Parkside Chancellor Shelia Kaplan, will follow the lecture. Law has worked Reginald Clark, a nationally recognized educator who has studied the effect of parental involvement on student academic achievement with particular emphasis on minority populations. In 1985, Clark and Law headed the "Pasadena, California School-Home Relations Project," a bi-lingual program to assist teachers in developing collaborative strategies for students and parents. The program included structured parent-teacher conferences, a series of six parent information workshops and the development of "family friendly homework calendars" designed to incorporate family activities with school work. Applications available for women leaders seminar Applications are now being ** accepted for the "Women as Leaders" conference to be held May 14-27 at the Washington Center in Washington, D.C. The seminar is geared towards college women, its purpose is to help women define their career aspirations i l 20% DISCOUNT l Clip & Save This Ad j To all Parkside students and faculty . members only, on all merchandise in I our store. This ad is valid for as long | as you attend Parkside. ID required. 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(213) 477-8226 OURS ?2 00 to: Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave., A206-A. Los Angeles. CA 90025 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 9 HELP WANTED NANNY OPPORTUNITIES * San Diego - one girl - $250/week * Atlanta . travel - $160/week * Las Vegas -toddler - $250/week • New York -private apt. - $175/week * Virginia -infant - $200/week * Many positions available. One year comitment necessary. Call 1-800-937-NANI ATTENTION Accounting students. Needed: on-call bookkeeping assistants. If you have free days of evenings, temporary assignments are available in S.E. Milwaukee and Racine. Must have own transportation. Please send resumes to: Acu-Comp, P.O. Box 234, Oak Creek, WI 53154. WANTED BASS & guitar needed for Blues / Twang band...Chuck, 634-8699. WANTED - RIDE to and from DEAD show Mil. April 15, call Allan, 654-1778. PERSONALS FORGET FLORIDA - "Let s Padre" Texas Rocks! But we gotta fly! OVERHEARD IN PSGA Who's that giggling under Jay's desk? Shelle? RIKA, THE water's too deep! - Pebbles MONSIER, FRIENDSHIP & trust & respect & fun still equals a relationship - Mademoiselle RONDA: THAT'S a very BAD HABIT, signed B&T TOM: WAS the blow up as good as down? MITCH AND Teri, When are you coming over again? SIN CLAIR: If I get rid of the eyeball I will become bowlegged. You get rid of the name. Love Sioux LORI, HOW many positions. FRANCA, WHERE was your bra Sat. night? MARIE, DON'T slip on that vaseline. FRANK • THANK you so much for being there. I do really care. CHUCK, HOW was NACA? What was her name? MARIE B, DO you like ponytails? I hear he likes legs! HAPPY 20th Birthday Mike Bado! -An Art Friend. TED KOPPEL is a waffle. ED(itor): DO you get bootei when you partei, or are you doomed to rooms full of bazooms. RANGER GANG: I didn't know that Zack could fart, did you? Query: did Craig teach him? KELLIE P: The Bluebird Motel again? Love and kisses. - Kelly NO. Jon's Motel. - the Ayatullah ^Classifieds* CLIFF: CAN we BOTH see how Der- £££«».." 0r maybe Indiana. A1 I KNOW how soccer players get their exercise. HEY AL, go for the dolphin doink - dill ALL PARKSIDE Men, beware, the wrath of 3A Tiff and Jen. WANTED: POP TARTS! 3A - J.J. & J.T., Stay away from Bill T., Brian J., and Me. GIDGE, WHY did you eat the last piece of cake, Ha Ha Ha...Cliff & Burt. RONDA: ARE you a Tootsie pop or a Blow Pop? BORA BORA you Bar NONE!! RONDA: MY shorts are half wav down!! OH YEAH - You popped my button!! T.P. MISSED you during "naptime" last week "Dr. Schachter" RONDA: DON'T even qualify to measure your two blows!! I SAW Gidge kissing Goobey. - Frupv. PAB WE'VE made it happen! All year long. - Thank you SCOOTER! CAN we say Alimony? Moonpuppy? Cough up some dough! - Gidge RAISIN HELL in Wisconsin, and he even moon walks. 3C TERI - LOVE those bikinis! PARTY AT my house Friday night. - Gidge. JENS THE Union Man - I hear you don't like Peanut Butter! Shame on you! PAT DOLF - no, we don't all think you're god. AT LONG last...the Ranger needs a new cut line. STEVIE J. is a compulsive liar! HEY B.T. Cat. you are now Bildo. Thank You! Have a Nice Day. - C.O.C.K. PAT DOLF - Did you and your ego enjoy South Padre? STEVIE J. lies cuz he lacks It! TO - A. FISH, Help! I'm drowning • From Catman. BOB. A. - 60 pound weight loss - All right! HOW LARGE is the ant population down at D2 (D2 level)? MATT K. - Let's fuse our gametes! - Zygote. DON'T GET on the bad side of Jan and Tiff!! HEY BISON, why don't you be your own person! Pretty soon people will be calling you Ivan. SJ - I thought we could at least be friends. STEVIE J - I'M not going to apologize AGAIN!! I've tried several times, but you're too stubborn to realize it. DAVE, WHAT do you tend to attract more: Blondes or Brunettes?? Inquiring minds want to know!! LONDO, YOUR my lust man!! (IN or OUT of water!) - guess who?? WLBR is now accepting applications for Station Manager. Other management positions are also available. Applications available from: WLBR Union 203 Student Life Union 209 Senator John Kehoe D139C PSGA D319A APPLICATION DEADLINE IS APRIL 17, 1989 AT 5:00 P.M RINA, IF I get Into another compulsive mood, I may not have any Hair left!! HELP! - ME SCOGGINS - DID you ever consider a career in Politics?? KIN - HOW do you spell relationships?? or is it relationSHOPS - Lisa RINA - DID your products arrive yet? (was it seaweed CREAM?) KIN - YOU & I almost made it to stage 3!! Oh well, we can't always be perfect! -Lisa STEVEY "J" - We miss talking with you!! Let's do lunch sometime - Cafe- 'style!! Love ya! Lisa & Rina IT'S NOT the age that is important, only the attitude. "SHE WALKS like a lady, but cries like a little girl." - POET PRINCESS: NOW can't tell left from right. Now, hiding natural beauty. - ROCK DENNY, DO you think you could walk a little bit slower down the "main hallway" so that we can enjoy the view a little longer? Love - us- PAT, SO like hows it like feel like to be like totally LIKED. DERRICK, WE love the way you get down and sport those moves! Love Lisa and Kim. A.J. THE walking hormone NACA 89. NPB - JUST wanted to say I like being with you! - PMS 3A - M. Monroe, Joe Dimaggio played baseball not basketball. JEN- JEN - Mama told me not to. LISA, DO you think that C-2 doesn't prefer blondes the same way C-l doesn't?! I thought NOT too! SAY WHAT!? LISA, SINCE Cassi 1 and 2 don't know the meaning of relationship, do you think they can tell us the meaning of relationSHOP. r LA & C Workshops MATH HELP Math Competence Preo. Thursday, April 27 4:30pm-6:00pm Meets in WLLC D150 Review for Finals College Algebra (Math 112) Tuesday, May 2 10:00am-11:30am Elementary Algebra (Math 015) Thursday, May 4 9:00am-10:30am intermediate Aiqet?ra (Math Q16) Thursday, May 4 11:00am-12:30pm All levels 015-112 (evening classes) Thursday, May 4 4:30pm-6:00pm All meet in WLLC 0150 No reservations needed v y Forum to address personal safety on campus by Kellie Pacagnella Ast. News Editor Do you feel safe at Parkside? Is safety just a woman's issue? What can yo do to assure your own safety? These are a just a few questions that will be discussed at a forum entitled, "Personal Safety on Campus." The seminar, which is being sponsored by the Sexual Harassment Committee, will take place on Monday, April 17, at 1 p.m., in Union 104. Frances Bedford, chairperson for the Parkside Sexual Harassment Committee, believes that the strongest measure of prevention is education. "Education is primary preventive measure in safety, we hope this seminar will help inform people around Parkside," Bedford stated. The Sexual Harassment Committee at Parkside is comprised of nine members from the University community. If you believe you are a victim of sexual harassment, contack Linda Andrey at the Affirmation Action office, Tallent Hall, room 269. All complaints brought to the attention of the committee will be kept confidential. •FROM THE PROFESSIONAL TO THE DO-IT-YOURSELFER, WE OFFER SERVICE" AUTO & TRUCK PARTS AMERICAN & IMPORT SUPPLIES • ACCESSORIES • TOOLS • NEW & REBUILT PARTS r-C0MPLETE AUTO MACHINE SHOP SERVICE— ENGINE REBUILDING • AIR CONDITIONING PARTS DISC BRAKE REPAIR • CYLINDER HEAD & VALVE WORK OPEN DAILY 8 A.M. TO 5:30 P.M. SAT. 8 A.M. TO 3 P.M. 10 Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 Ranger Profscam attacks professoriat of today by Bill Serpe "Faculty members are locked in place through tenure, and they wield the moral authority of 'Academic Freedom' like a mighty engine of destruction." This is only one of the charges against the professoriat of today made by Charles J. Sykes in his new book, Profscam. What the professors have destroyed is the university and the quality of undergraduate education. All of this, according to Sykes, is the result of the "... they wield the moral authority of 'Academic Freedom' tike a mighty engine of destruction." . -Pr ofscam, Charles Sykes post-war baby boom and the American dream that everyone should have a college education. As admissions standards are lowered, professors move away from the classrooms and the illiterate new students, thus creating the dawn of teaching assistants, huge class sections an'd the hands-off policy towards professors. Add to this the "publish or perish" syndrome established by the professoriat to weed themselves out and you have the academic PAB's seven-band challanae.. This Friday: Battle of the Bands '89 by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you ready to rock and roll this Friday? The second annual Battle of the Bands is ready with seven acts from up-and-coming area groups vying for a performance spot at Summerfest '89 Mark Thompson, Live Entertainment Committee chairman, said the event will be held in the cafeteria this year. The doors will open at 7 p.m. and performances will begin at 7:30 p.m. Two stages will be available so one band can set up while another is playing. Each band will play a y2 hour set. The bands involved in the competition are finalists selected from an original list of twelve applicants. "The response to the event has really been good this year," Thompson said. "The bands that will play this Frday are really good; it will be a lot of fun." The seven finalists are as follows. Open Wound, from Parkside, plays hard rock music. They have some original songs mixed in with top 40 music. Xpress, from Waukesha, plays top 40 music including Cheap Trick, INXS and Van Halen. Moriah, from Parkside, is a Christian rock band already in the recording circles in this area. They play original music. The Danger Cats, from Parkside, played music by the Ramones and the Vapors on their demo tape. Euphoria, from Parkside, plays original hard rock songs. Sky Watcher, from Parkside, plays mostly top 40 music. They include a song by Cars in their performance. Cosmic Validator, from UW-Milwaukee, plays a unique version of original progressive rock music. Several judges have already been selected to choose the Summerfest-bound band. They include Bob Babish, who is in charge of booking entertaiment for Summerfest; Chuck Might, an entertainment columnist for the Racine Journal Times, and Mark Krueger from WQFM radio station in Milwaukee. Runners-up in the competition should not be too disappointed; the second place band wins $200, the third place band takes home $100. Thompson thinks that the event will be a success. "We got a lot of promotion out to the area schools ahead of time. The response has been really good," he said. The event will be dry, meaning no alcohol will be served. Tickets are $2 for Parkside students with ID and $3 for guests. (P PaiK&ioe Activities Boaio village of today. Sykes levels his charges primarily at large universities, with Harvard and the University of Wisconsin-Madison taking the brunt of his indictment. He tells, one after another, the horror stories about the undergraduate class sizes numbering into the hundreds, and how these classes are left at the mercy of graduate students and teaching assistants while the professoriat has locked itself away doing research. When it comes to research, Svkes notes the titles of undoubtedly questionable published material, among them: 'Evolution of the Potholder; From Technology to Popular Art", "Women's Shopping: A Sociological Approach" and "A Linguistic and Pedagogic Exegeses of Some (Jieng) Dinka Tongue Twisters, Riddles and Song and Dance Games." "Profspeak," the language of the academic village, according to Sykes, "is a direct Root Hoq or Die... product of the culture's Triple Imperative of Obscurantism- ...they (professors) can make even the most trivial subject sound impressive and the commonplace observation im- > measurably profound, even if the subject is utterly insignificant." While reading Profscam one gets the feeling that Sykes gets redundant. However, what seems to be a rehashing of an already stated idea is, in fact, a new angle at which he corroborates the charges he is making. This book should make anyone who reads it angry: students, when they realize that what they had expected about being shortchanged is true; parents and taxpayers, whose dollars go to support a system where sicktime is added up by the class hours missed rather than the days away from the job; and finally the professoriat, when they discover that they have been caught with an accumulation of evidence against them that is very impressive. Music doesn't always have to be serious DISCovery by Chuck Might Music doesn't always have to be serious, and some of the best musicians have taken a humorous approach to it. A recent addition to this genre is a new album by MOJO NIXON & SKID ROPER entitled "Root Hog Or Die." This album is hilarious from beginning to end, starting with "Debbie Gibson is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child," through a tribute to "Pirate Radio," on up to the final cut "She's Vibrator Dependent.'' The funniest parts occur on the song "Chicken Drop" which- describes an unusual betting pool which takes place on a huge piece of plywood, complete with imitative sound effects courtesy of the horn section. Another highlight is a version of Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Lapd" in which we are introduced to an ideal society called "Mojo World." The underlying style of the album is horn-based blues, and the musicianship is of high quality, but this record never takes itself too seriously. If you just want to have some fun, though, check it out. Ml College Students EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-4:30 T-TH 10-7 Ranger bats AWOL in double-header loss by A1 Trammell The Parkside pitching staff made the trip to Chicago last Thursday, but it looked like the rest of the squad missed the bus as the Rangersdropped a pair of games at the hands of the University of Illinois-Chicago Circle 2-1 and 4-1. The AWOL offense could manage only nine hits in 14 innings of baseball against the Flames, with Don Keller getting one of only two Ranger extra-base hits with his first collegiate homerun in the third inning of game two. That was all the Rangers would get through, as they let opportunity after opportunity go by. The nightcap saw Parkside strand nine runners, six of them in scoring position, throughout the contest. At the other end of the spectrum, game two saw the Flames make good use of their opportunities as they scored four times on only six hits against starter Jeff Lemmerman and reliever Dennis Oakley. Crucial Ranger errors added to their misery as two of the UIC four runs were unearned. Offensively, the Rangers were on the verge of breaking out, but a pair of two-out, bases loaded strikouts closed down rallies in both the third and fourth innings. Parkside's women take second in outdoor meet by Jeff Lemmermann The Parkside women's track team finished an impressive second last weekend in outdoor action. Becca Scott keyed the Rangers with sprint victories in both the 100 meter and 200 meter with times of 13.3 and 26.3 (into the wind). The 200 featured a one-two Ranger finish as teammate Yolanda Finley was edged by Scott in a time of 26.5. Finley won the 400 meter with a time of 60.4. Also winning for the Rangers were Nancy Marter in the 800 meter with a time of 2:20.5, and Jilleen Pfarr in the 1500 at 4:52.5. Paula Stokman and Amy Kampf finished second in the 5000 and 3000 respectively, while the Ranger relay squad of Lori DeBJieck, Marter, Pfarr, and Finley placed second in the 1600. The men, who were in action in Beloit last weekend, had three runners winning. Dan Peterson won the 3000 meter Steeplechase and finished 3rd in the 5000. Pat Kochanski won the 800 meter and followed with a 4th in the 1500, while Mike Nelson won the 500 for the Rangers. Netters lose a close match to Carthage by Jeff Lemmermann The men's tennis team played a pair of matches last week, losing a tough one to Carthage while playing to a 3- 3 tie in a shortened match at UW-Stevens Point. Against Carthage, the Rangers fell behind early as Joe Barrette and Jeff Stanich dropped their singles matches in the number one and two spots respectively. Brian Chike got one of those losses back as he took a 6-4, 6-7 (5- 7), 6-2 Decision from Carthage's Craig Niebler. Andy Callahan was beaten in three sets, but both Dave Harris and Scott Schuliet won in straight sets as the teams finished tied after singles play 3- 3. In doubles, Carthage took control of the match with straight set wins in the one and two doubles as Callahan and Stanich were beaten 2-6, 3-6; and Barrette and Chike dropped their match 0-6, 4-6. Harris and Schuliet avoided the doubles sweep by winning in convincing style 6-1, 6-2 at number three doubles. In unofficial matches against Carthage, Andy Hay dropped a tough two set match 6-7 (5-7), 4-6; while Kirk Noha won easily 6-0. 6-1. In doubles, Noha and Hancock combined on a 6-2, 6-3 victory. Against Stevens Point, only the singles portion of the match was completed as the Pointers had failed to schedule adequate court time. Barrette opened at number one singles against Point, and he took a 6-7 (5-7), 7-5, 6-3 decision. Stanich and Callahan, playing at number two and four respectively, lost two set matches, but Chike evened up the team scores with a 7-6 (9- 7), 6-2 win. The teams split the final two singles matches, with Harris losing in three and Schuleit winning in three for the tie. The teams opened the doubles portion of the match, but were forced to suspend play after completion of the first set in all three of the doubles matches. Baseball squad bounces back in double-header dual against MSOE by Jeff Reddick On Saturday the Parkside Rangers baseball team took on M.S.O.E. at home in a double header. Which featured the Rangers taking both games in what was a welcome offensive charge in sup- Port of some rather effective Pitching. In the first game Parkside pitchers Darrin Pluskota, Doug Langendorf, and Jeff Fenrick combined for a five hit shutout in the 5-0 win. The offense was again powered by Brian Gauthier who went three for three including a double and a long homerun, while driving in two. The second game turned out to be a slaughter as M.S.O.E. put on a rendition of the Keystone Cops in the field, committing six errors while the Rangers scored a 15-4 victory in a slaughter rule shorted five inning game. The top three in the order scored nine runs with Doug Londo two for four with three runs scored, Hall one for four, with two runs and two RBIs, and Armand Bonofoglio three for three, three runs and four RBIs. The bottom of the order set the table for the top as the last three men in the order Star Dietrich, Tony Bonofoglio, and Jeff Lewis each scored twice. Pitching under very loose conditions for the first time all year, John Hagen picked up the win while allowing only one base hit. George Doome finished up for Hagen and got his first work of the season. Game one saw a beautiful pitching performance by Steve Leonhard go down the tubes as he went the distance in allowing only two runs on three hits in six innings of work. Circle starter Keith Lichteustu matched Leonhard though, giving up only a single run in the sixth. On the day, Lichteustu allowed just four hits while striking out seven. Only three Rangers reached second base on the day as Parkside dropped the opener 2-1. For the day, the only hitting highlights were Keller's solo homer in the nightcap, and a two for two performance by Dave Rebro in game one. Leonhard, whose record dropped to 1-1, gave up only one earned run in six innings of work. Lemmermann, the loser in game two, also dropped to 1-1 on the season as the Ranger overall mark dropped to 2-7. Intrameural Basketball Championship S.I.W. - 30-39-69, The Busters - 23-38-61 S.I.W. - Henry Owens 4, 3-6, 17. Daryl Garland 5, 1-4,14. Dave Peterson 4, 3-6,11. Joseph Brown 5, 0-0, 12. Brian Brown 7, 3-4, 18. Bino Hickman 1, 0-0, 2. TEAM 26, 10-20, 69. Busters - Bill Topp 6, 0-0, 16. Len Anhold 4, 0- 0, 8. Scott Leske 9, 3-4, 27. Jeff Somenske 2, 0-0, 4. Guy Leach 3, 0-0, 6. TEAM 24, 3-4, 61. Parkside Get JUCO Transfer Ed Pettis, a former Whitnall High school basektball star, has agreed to attend Parkside, and will be eligible to play for the Rangers in the 1989-90 season. Pettis, who graduated from Whitnall in 1988, is currently attending Gogebic Community College in. Ironwood Michigan. THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Baseball: TODAY at UW-Madison Apr. 15th at UW-Milwaukee-1:00 Apr. 18th at Carroll College Women's Softball: Apr. 14th at St. Francis College Tournament Apr. 17th HOME vs. St. Xavier~4:00 Apr. 18th at Ul-Chicago Apr. 19th at N.C.E. Men's Tennis: Apr. 18th at Carthage College-3:00 Men & Women's Track: Apr. 15th at Boilermaker Special, Indiana (MEN) Apr. 15th at UW-Whitewater (WOMEN) 12 Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 Ranger BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed THE FAR SIDE ATTENTION SOPHOMORES & JUNIORS If you're a Math, Engineering, Physics, or Chemistry major & your GPA is 3.3/4.0 (or better), the Navy would like to give you: • $1,100 a month until graduation • Paid graduate-level training Make an appointment at the Placement Office, or call ahead for information, toll-free: 1-800-242-1569 You arc Tomorrow. NAVY OFFICER. You are the Navy. By GARY LARSON "Well, look who's excited to see you back from being de-clawed." EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC... provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quality typesetting and disc storage capacaity, which enables the customer to put their resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve and adjust to each specific company. Term papers and dissertations according to the APA guidelines. Located at 245 Main Street in Downtown Racine. Call 637-1997 for more details. We are here to make you look good!!! The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1989 - 1990 academic year The Editor-in-Chief job is a paid position and may be open to any Parkside student carrying 6 credits or more. Qualifications must include: • Strong Grammar Skills • Writing Ability • Positive Attitude Application Deadline is April 20,1989 at Noon. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office, which is located in the coffee shoppe area, Room WLLC D139C. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Multifaceted Union facelift project is underway Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document , Atlong last, remodeling of theUnionIs underway. As Is common knowledge. Parkside'sUnionis In dire need of renovation.According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union.the remodeling project will be undertaken In stages. No definite timetable has beenestablished. Neihburstated that the processwill be done in segments to sidestep the additional coststhat would be Incurred byorganizing the remodeling processas one project. The cost of implementing a one part renovation scheme, on thescale of the Union, would dictatethat the State be involved. Remodeling the Unton will include recarpetlng certain areas, painting or wallpaper. ing many walls, and installlng new furniture in conferencerooms. According to the . plan,a majority of the Union willbe renovated. The cafeteria .will undergo a few changes. IIIn an atThree Thursday, teBe I---'D~Cq~~-.1 j,Jf iJrFJ ~ [)JJ [M ~~~[R1~~uW(Q)[FW~~~(Q).[M~~ [M=~~[R1~~~'[Q)~ Atlong last... .. MultifacetedUnionfacelift project is underway--- by Kel1lePaccagnella Asst. News Editor The face of Union Square will soon be changing tempt to rid the cafeteria of the mllltary-ilke atmosphere, we hope to have dividers and planters placed In the dining area," stated Ntebuhr. This will stlll allow maximum seating for special occasions and banquets. The serving area of the cafeteria will also be renovated with new menu Parkside profs ~ JOhn Stockwell, Parkside vice chancellor, announced day that three professors have been named to newly created deans' positions as part of the University's academic reorganization. They are: Eugene NorWOOd,Racine, dean of the Schoolof Liberal Arts; Ben Greenbaum. Racine, dean of the School of Science and TeChnology; and Barbara Shade, Racine, dean of the School of Education. The three join Beverlee Anderson Whowas appointed dean of theSchoolof Business In 1987. Deans Will oversee budget, CUrriculum and personal matlers in their respective schools. Alsonamed to new administrative positions were Robert Canary, Racine, associate \1lncechancellor for graduate s dies and planning and Laura Gellott, Racine, associpage 2••• The Cost of Apathy en Greenbaum ate vice chancellor for undergraduate studies. "The leadership of the new deans and associate vice chancellors is crucial to the succesS of Parkside's acapage 3... . : Student Becomes MIllionaire boards. Another change that will occur In the building is the refurbishing of meeting rooms. All of the meeting rooms will be reearpeted. The rooms wlll be either painted or wallpapered and will receive new furniture. As most students have to fill new demic reorganization," Stockwell said. "We have a strong pool of candidates and this made the deciston for fllllng the positions difficult. Nor- -wood, Greenbaum, Shade, canary and GeUott are solid leaders and will be instrumental In malntaintng and building the strength of the University's academic goals." Norwood, former head of the division of humanities and a professor of German, has been at Parkslde since 1970. He holds a doctorate in German from the University of Wisconsin.Madison. . The School of Liberal Arts will comprise the former divisions of behavioral science. humanlties, social science and fine arts. The School of Science and Engineering replaces the divisions of science and engtneering science. Greenebaum, currently an associate page 4••• WLBR Plans to Expand Apr. seen, the Ree Center facelift hs begun (i.e., the new ceiling). Further Rec Center improvements are in the works. One of the most obvious and appreciated renovations will be that of the Union Square. The entire Square will be remodeled, from a new menu to seating arrange. merits. Niebuhr said many of the ideas for making over the Square have come from students. Many feel removing the existing booths and partlstons would increase the ca. pacity and esthetics of the room. Another addendum to the present-day Square would be a television/lounge area. Nelbuhr stated, "Currently, we don't have the proper equipment for everyday use down in the Square. If we furnish students with these facilities and eqUipment, it would allow them a place to relax and watch TV." Another change that may occur is the availability of alcohoUc beverages in the Square. "Because of the change in the drinking age, e, Vol. XVII. No. 25 and the results that can occur from the drinking laws. beer sales have gone down dramatically," stated NIebuhr. He commented that there could be a posslbl1lty of having beer and wine avallable for special occasions only, such as comedians. If all goes according to plan, the Union Bazaar won't be excluded from the Union refurbishment crusade. NLe· buhr plans to hold a meeting With the Parkslde Union Activlty Board, Res Hall Board and the AdVisory Board, to work on redeflntng the Bazaar's function and runcttonalIty as a facl1lty. Niebuhr would like to see the Bazaar remade into a lounge area with permanent furniture. "Obviously, the Union Bazaar area 18a large space. This space could be used more efficiently. Parkside could always use another area for special occasions," stated Niebuhr. Because the remodeling project Is being executed In stages. the tolal cost of the project Is unknown. dean positions-- Barbara Shade dean of faculty, head of the science divisIon and a professor of physics, has been at Parkside since 1970. He holds a doctorate In physics from Harvard University. Shade earned a doctorate In page 8•.• Sex Questionnaire Results & Classlfleds education from the UW·Madlson and came to Parkslde In 1981. She has headed the education division since 1986. canary, associate dean of faculty and professor of Eng· lIsh, has been at Parkside since 1970. He has a doctorate In English from the trruverslty of ChIcago. canary will oversee Parkslde's graduate studies and grants program. He also will be responsible for academic planntng and scheduling. Gellott. assistant profeS80r of history. joined Parkslde In 1982. She holds a doctorate In history from the UW·Madlsian. She will coordinate academJc advisement and student policy issues. general education. freshman seminar. honors. interdisciplinary centers and faculty development lnItiatives. These new positions w1lJ become effective July 3. page 10••• Sports! Sports! Sports! - 2 Thursday, Apr. 6, 1989 Ranger lour view- I The opportunity costs that are lost in apathy Why does Parkside have a student newspaper? Well, It's lhts ltrne of year again. The Ranger has embarked upon the annual task of selecting and appointing the upcoming year's editor-inehlef. As with any organization. times of changeover are also times of self-evaluation, times of reckoning. The Ranger Is, above all else. a facllltator of education; a learning experience that augments and enhances the classroom curriculum. This act aside, your student newspaper exists as a service; we're here to serve you. The Ranger Is by no means a standard by which other journalistic endeavors are jUdged. Be that as It may, as an orga.n1zatlon we are better than the Individual talents and efforts of our staff. And foremost, the experience of being more than just a student is rewarding and educational in lis own right. The jist of the drive Is simply lhts: Involvement reaps benefits much greater Ulan the effort invested. As a newspaper, the propensity exists to affect a great many people on a regular timetable. As the chief officer of an orga.n1zation, the level of Involvement Is bounded only by the number of hours In a day. On the reverse side of the same coin, the benefits harvested are proportlonatIy and equally as high. Applications for the position of editor-In-chief are available in The Ranger ottice. by JO'n Hearron Nobod~Jmb Campus Police is being cuffed by penny pinchers You're silting around waiting for Campus Police to respond to your call (be it a key assist or noise complaint or rescue) and the response is a long time In coming. To your dismay, you laler discover that the delay was caused by a faulty squad car. Fortunately, these failures have not come at critical times. But they have happened. Faulty squads and equipment are not a new occurrence on this campus. Symptoms of the problem begin with mlsadjusted headlights and broken window cranks. Unfortunately, the problem does not end with worn out tires and squads thai just don't start. In fact, the symptoms get worse. For instance, a squad was recently made unuseable by an engine failure In the middle of a single officer shift. As recently as this past Friday night the drlverslde door came off of its hinges on squad 15. What Is the problem with Administration? Don't they view the maintenence of Campus Police vehicles and equipment with the same priority, 11 not more, as the aging waterpipes In WLLC or the Phy Ed pool? Keep in mind. in a medical emergency such as a stroke. heart attack, seizure or accident, Campus Pollee Is the first to respond. How can they respond if they can 'I reach the victlm(s) because they don't have a safe, let alone. working car? Ii's shocking to 1hInk thai the higher echelon of Admin. Istration would attempt to tie the hands of the fine men and women of the Campus Pollce department. Administration Is short changing Campus Pollee on the new equipment In addition to dragging their feet on needed repairs of existing, alllng equipment. How can we expect David Ostrowski, director of Campus Police, to provide quality service when he Isn't given what is needed to keep his department In working order? Another question to be asked is who will take the fall when someone gets killed or injured? It certainly won't be those truly responsible: the penny. pinchers in administration. ~~L-,~ '. e:L.:::::Z:4. 1HE EfFECTS Of 'TIlE EXXONVALDEZ OIL SPILL CONTINUE 10 Pool project rebuttal To the Editor: After reading the Iwo articles in the March 23 edition of the Ranger regarding the swimming pool project, I wanted to present an Informed viewpoint on the matter. The administration and staff involved in this construction project, as well as all others, are dedicated and concerned professionals. Despite the chains of bureaucracy that bind, hinder and inhibit I their performance, they continually strive to provide this University with their utmost concern. Uninformed criticism on any SUbject indicates a complete lack of Intelligence, and certainly is counter-produc, tive. My qualifications: 29 years of "hands on" experience in the . construction industry, rangmg from laborer. to Project Manager and General Manager; responsible for Commerical, Industrial, and MIlItary contracts throughout the United States. Bill Horner Full time student Senator/PSGA Student assistant to Facilities Engineer . EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Kellie Paceagnella Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gaal Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner .............••....................... Advisor BUSINESS STAFF c . S· ki ralg Imp Ins Business Manager Brad Behhng .....••................. Advertising Manager John Marter Distribution Manager . GENERAL STAFF David ~oyd, Christine Dejno, Dave Debtsh, Abu HasselO,.Sharon Kra!JS8, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissic Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski, Scott Singer 8'11 Topper, R.0b Twardy, Daniel Valfin. Vickie Pund~a~k Jeff Red~ICk, Da~n Malland, Felix Konklin, Suzann ' McCormIck, Louie Tenore, Mario Lemeiux. ~a~~~ ~swritten and edit~ by students of UW-Parkside,who are solely responsiblefor its d~Ys. ontent. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except overbreakli letters to the editor w·1I b . . ... letters must be' I . e accepted only If they are typed. double-spaced and 350VM ..... held upon reqlJe~~~ned,With a telephone number Included for verification purposes.Names fa~~~oe~~eservesthe right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or deDeadlinefor all letters a d I lf . . Thursday. ' n c assi led ads, IS Monday at 10 a.m. for publicatIOn n~~h~ow~g~ndenceshould be"'ddressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside, Box 2000, Keing). 141. Telephone 414/553-22B7 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- >. The Ranger is -now accepting application for the position of Editor-/n-Chief for the 19.89 - 1990 academic y The Editor-In-Chief job is ap position and may be open to Parkside student carrying 6 c or more. Qualifications must include: • Strong Grammar Skills • Writing Ability • Positive Attitude Applications may be picked up in t Ranger office, which is located in coffee shoppe area, Room WLLC 01 soC undergoes Ranger Thursday, Apr. 6, 19893 by Kelly McKissick changes with new leaders News Editor student Organizations cll (SOC) will undergo coun tnternal and external ~ges under the direction f 'Isnew President, Rhonda o 'ck and Vice President, Bra Beth Israel·Casey. ~Ck and Israel-Casey ran IIllcontestedfor their' posltiOnsat the April :VSOC meet. ~ ~ura KITchoff won fue officeof secretary. They wlll takeoffice at the next meet- ~gon Monday, April 17, reo plSCfngPrestdent Kevin Polheber and Vice President WandaLeiting. Brock,a juntor majoring in English,has represented the Wargamersclub in SOC for Ibepast five semesters. Beforerunning for SOC Prestdent,she was Vice President 01Wargamers. As President, Brock will be responsiblefor running the SOCmeetings, keeping the organizationin contact with !be campus as a representa. tiveto the administration and maintainingor changing SOC poUcies.I 'Personally, I am an ambitiousperson and would like,as President, to try to makeIt to at least one of eachof the club's Individual meetingsnext year.' I she said. Shesought the Presidency. becauseshe enjoys working with people. "You can see so much potential with SOC, especially When you're ento see SOC as a whole sponsoring things. This year they sponsored the fUm 'Ibe Color Purple for Women's HIstory Month and a few lecturers on campus. I think that's always a good idea.' I Israel-Casey, a freshman majoring in Nursing, has been involved in SOC in a number of ways this year. She was chairman of the committee to plan AIDS Awareness Day on campus and has participated as a member of the Sociology club. She wanted to become Vice President because she "wanted to learn more about how to deal with the beauracratic system and how to get things accomplished. I want some practical life expertence and skllls. Also. I feel I have a lot to offer the organization." One of Israel-C3.sey's major responsibilities will be to run the Budget and Review Oommlttee (B & RC) for SOC. She presently serves on the committee and explained that It will undergo some major guideline revisions next year. B & RC aids the individual clubs in their budgeting process each year. "The B " RC guidelines definitely need some changes. There are a few rough spots In them," she saId. 1srael-Casey feels that a good addition to SOC meet. ings would be the particlpa. tion of major status organlza. nons, administration from the Student Life/Student Actlvtties office and possibly Cnancetlor Sheila Kaplan. "I would really Ilke to see the major status organizations take advantage of tnetr- voting power," she said. "I think that If all major status organlzations work together, a lot more can get accomplished" One message she would like to relay to the students Is that th.ey should get Involved with the clubs and organlzatiolUl. "I've learned a lot of sktJa through my experience, jusl in dealing with things In a protesstonar manner, ,. Israel .. Casey stated. Brock's message to the students Is, "I'm accessible. If someone wants to see me or write me a letter, I'm more than happy to listen. I want to know what people think about SOC, because If there Is only one person nmn1ng Ute whole show, it defeats U1.epurpose of representing everyone." photo by John KoIloe Rhonda Brock (Iell) is the new SOC President and Mara Beth I.... rael-Casey is the VIce President, compassing as much of the student body as we do. I've had fun with SOC so far, I just wanted my shot at It," Brock said. Although Brock claims that she does not want to make any major changes in the way SOC is run, she would like to expand the, organtza, tion to make it more visible on campus. "The general student body either hasn't heard of or doesn't care about SOC. I think that's kind of a pity because we are supposed to represent such a wide range of people," Brock said. "I would like to make us more understood and accessrble.: that's what SOC is for." She plans on implementing these image changes next semester. "The Recruitment Fair is always a very good place for the clubs to be recognized, II she said. "I'd like BE GRADS Studentbecomes "millionaire" tition were actual stocks, but were not actually traded on Wall Street. "The stocks were traded for real in the compe- BrianParagamlan, a Park- trtion, but did not affect the sidesenior, not only ranked actual trade market in any sixthout of 11,252 university way," claimed Paragamian. 'tudentsat the AT&T oonegt- Paragamlan, a finance ate Investment Challenge, he major. said he became interalso became a millionare in ested in the competition when fourmonths. a friend saw an ad in the Wall UnfOrlunately, the money Street Journal and Informed investedwas not real. Each him of the competition. To stUdentwas given $500,000 to enter the competition Paraga- 'tart out wtth. The $500,000 mtan had to pay a $60 admlswas not actual currency I but siem.fee. forthe purpose of the competitionIt was accepted to buy Paragamlan turned $500,000 andsen stocka. . into a grand total of $1,331,652. The top ten stulrolndlvidual competitors dents were awarded with a IIIacross the country had one week trip to New York to set up their own portfolio and the Bahamas in addition ~fSlocks,and commence with to dividing $65,500 In cash uYingand selling. All trans- prizes. ~Cretion of the competitors. actionswere Initiated at the .--------;;:;-~;:;;n.W~~------~~=J ~..;~s::c~~:~:' ~I ao~a~~ Ay-GpOIZOZ~~tICKSTOPVIDEOS ~,OOo'PIUScompetitors were th sponslble for dealing with . PIZZA SPECIAL Ine.trslock brokers and keep· ERED ing traCk of their stock hold· \ $3 00 OFF PIZZA DELiV g. '00 OFF PIZZA PICKED·UP , $4. . ERY OF PIZZA AND VIDEOS IS FREE ac'For fOur months I sat TDOELTIVHEPARKSIDE CAMPUS. uprc:ss from the phone booths HUR ONLY ho In MainPlace and did my SPECIAL RUNS FROM MON. THRU T • a:ework, call1ng my broker 551-0300 p ut tWice an hour." stated 1543 SHERIDAN RD • tharagamaIn. Paragamlan explained that· l~~~~~---_:'=--------__====: e stocks used In the compe. by Kellie Paecagnella Asst. News Editor We've got the Hot Ford NEW CARS NEW TRUCKS of your choice Availahle At 221 Sheridan Road Sheridan Road at State Line CALL 1·800·4MARINA Ask for Dan *To Approved Buyers - 2 ~ & Save This Ad To II Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise In our store. Thrs ad Is valid for as long a you attend Parkslde. 10 required. I I I I I con In' Largest Jeweler _lionVMliUULU lec:roea hom PerahIng PlazJo on Hwy. SO) ",on. .. ....£LEII. POC11'M. 4017 • 75th St. Open Dally 9:30 a.mAI:3O p.m, I I 7.Qll84 Sunday. 12:ClO-4:3Op.m •• ------------- Take It L Or eave I -..:== ...- data systems - ,. One of the best kept secrets of the University Is the stu4ent nm radio station, WLBR. Over the past year w'LBR nas undergone a tra.n.sfonnsUon from eontusion and scandal to a smooth running organization preparIng for the future. Presently, the statIon Is prepartng Itself for the upcommg . r, "We're starting our setee on process (or new • tatloo Manager:' said John Kehoe. cnaimen of the board. Appll uons for the poslUon are being accepted now in nlon 209. \~'LBR (Union 2031. the Ranger. and In the P. G otrlce unUl April 17. ..A lot of people don·t know 110'" exist because we just bl'Olldcast to the aee center, and th re are Inherent limitations In that," sald Kehoe. According to Kehoe. an emphasts 1a being placed on promotion of the station so that more students will be aware of the listening opportunity. • \\ e try to meet the needs of the diversified audience," sald Kehoe. Iuch of this Is obtained by alloWIng the OJ's some creative freedom. The OJ's. whO are volunteers, are not restricted to a specific play l1.at. "we encourage the DJ's to brtng In the type of musIc that they like to ptay . Dave Rebro (left) and Jeff Relkowakl entertain liat...... WLBRbroadcaatlng room. it's part of our variety." "The music choice Is varted from OJ to OJ. You can usually find something you like listening to," said Kehoe. It Is this variety that Kehoe and WLBR want to bring to a wider audience. Plans are being made to hire a consultant to analyze the situation and report on how to best expand the scope of the operation. "We're looking at something we can expand with. and something that would be cost effective," Kehoe said, The optlons being consIdered Include FM: or AM transmissIon, carrIer current, and cable casting. The most desirable medium would be FM, but It must flrst be determined if there Is an available frequency in this area. If achieved, broadcast would be at most a local exper-renee. Operatlng at " power level It WOU"I'd~:=~ campus and a communities, No matter what m decided on WLBR 1a Ing their horlzona III ways. They will be Ing to the College MIllIe nal (CMJ). "We're 1aaI... i1 getting CMJ. It·. a ve.,. tool for showing record panles that we do 0IlIIt operate on a regular With that they are more wlJltng to Bend... rIal to use," Kefwe uJd. Kehoe saId he 1a veIJ pressed with the otatr. really quite proud of till pie working up there. done a good job and gether - they are wlIIt radio statIon 1a au They work day In _ and deserve the crediL Psychology student creates career information center by Kelly. IcKJssIck News Editor Many psychology students do not realize the number of job fields In which their degree W\Il be applicable. Janetle DeChant will provide for these students through a career and job information center to be held during April. DeChant, a psychology major graduating In Decem. ber, Is presently an intern for career counselor Beverly Burnell In the Career Planning and Placement office. DeChant saw a need for guld. ance for psychology majors and developed the informa. tion center program, Ute Career and Job Information Center. It W\Il be held every Tuesday In April In Molinaro 275Afrom 10 a.m.-3 p.m. She was been working on the program since the beginning of the semester. •'I've been ta.lk.1ngwith the professors and fellow psychology majors to see what is needed for the program. Also, I real. Iy was not quite sure of what I could do with my psychology major, so I developed the VoD-SCOij-,.l WLBR prepares for expansi I I I I I I I I I Janette DeChant program to help others while I answered my own questions ~bout the field," she said, It IS Intended for psychology majors or those considering a psychology major. DeChant said it is not intended to serve as a job placement seminar but rather an informatlonai meeting. The Career and Job Information Center will provide Information about liberal arts programs and what ... done wIth them; ~ and volunteer oppo~ methods of chooalng IIIlI plying for graduate the labor market and guides for job aeek..... Chant will also have ~ tion available on the Plarming and Placement ter. An added benefit to till gram will be the srol computer, which Is a job vey program. Studenll are not certain of their field respond to a su",", computer generates. on the students' lnteresta. computer W\Il provide market suggestions. I also be able to refer to other sources for career counseling," saId. "I really did not _ I wanted to do with • chology major, and I there is a lot of negaUve tton to the fIeld," """ "There are really more opportunities out thera you know about. The is an affirmaUon that are jobs out there. It .... VIde a more opumllllO of the field. " 1" ce/e~ratl~q' and recognition by Kelly McKissick News ,Editor <!ampus organizations win bavethe opportunity to recog. pJze !heir outstanding memo berswhlle celebrating a suecessfUlyear at the 1989 StudelltAwards Banquet, to be heldFrida)', May 5, The festivities will begin with a reception In the Union D!Jrlng Room at 6 p.m. Dinner will be served at 6: 45 p,m" and awards wtll be presentedat 7: 30 p.m, All students who participated In a campus organization or club this year are invited to attend. The cost of tickets for' most organizations' staff members Is covered within their budgets.Tickets for guests will be $7,25. Students are encouraged to contact their organlzation's executives to deter. mine ticket distribution for the banquet ~ Each major status organi_ zation. Will be given 10 In durmg the awards pres~ta: tions to give persOnal awards to Its members. The StUdent Organlza~lons Councu (SOC) will be gIVen 20 min. for presentations, to be split u among Its "I"bs. p Nomination forms are now aVallable at the Union Infor.- mation Desk and In Union 209 f?r the PhD Progreba Memo_ nal Award, Dlstlngutshed Student awards, and Advisor of the Year award. Nomina. tlons must be turned In by no,?n on Monday, May 1. The Phil Progreba Memorial Award is given to the student who has made significant contributions to Parkslde this academic year. The Dlstlngutshed Student awards are presented to two members of each organization for their achievements Local government offers summer lntern positions Summer Intern positions at local and national governmentagencies are available through an internship program at Parkslde. The Public Ser.vlce Intern. ship Program (PSIP) provides college students pi-actl.· cal experience In helping with legal services for the poor, assisting local court agencies and researching constituent problems for. legislators and political campaign work. students Can earn three to six credits In the program. Intern sites Include the offices of congressmen Les Aspin and Gerald. Kleczka, the District Attorney's Office, the Racine County Juvenile Court, Walworth County Court, the Kenosha County Juvenile Court and the Wisconsin Department of Local Affairs. The program Is open to any sophomore, junior or senior college student who has completed at least six credits of political science classes. Samuel Pemacciaro, associate dean at Parkside, is coordinator of the program. The PSIP program is one of the oldest and largest internship programs In the UW System according to Pernacclaroo Initiated In 1976, the program has placed more than 150 students In sites throughout Wisconsin and WashlngtonD.C, For more information, call PerI)acciaro at 553-2032. Cityof Kenosha Seeks Student Workers Por Sulil.er •• ploy.ent C0lltllctMlko Plate at gw·Porksldo .loll Sorvlce 551-2656 K.no.... County .resldency not required AHir.atlve Action •• ployer M·P·H Ifeveryone over 50 had colorectalcancercheckups, the cure rate could be 75%. Call us. ~ AMERICAN CANCER soaETY' within the organization. One rlStingutshed StUdent award s also presented to the stu. dent who has shown contrfbu. tions representing all organizations, Advisor of the Year Is given to the best advisor of an organization. A Prestdent's Award Is also given to a student who represents accomplishments and contributions on campus, but is determined through nominations by each organization's executives. All Campus Events will be sponsoring a dance that evening at 9 p.m., featuring the top 40 band "Blame the Drummer." Those attending the banquet will be admitted free. The dance Is open to all students for a $2 admission fee. USAA scholar Parkslde student Linda M. Jones was recenUy named an All-American Scholar by the United States Achievement Academy. The program was establIshed to offer deserved recognition to superior students who excel in academic disciplines, EligibUlty requtrements include a 3.3 grade point average or better and a nomination from a dean, professor, coach or athletic director as having an excellent academic record. Jones will receive recognition In the All·American Scholars Collegiate Program Directory and the opportunity to compete for cash scholarships awarded by the Councll exclusively to All·American Scholars. News Briefs Compiled by KeWe Paccagnel1& Asat. ews Editor Keep legislature out of UW system According to a btU sponsored by Rep, Bob Larson, RMedford, all University of Wisconsin professors should spend at least 12 hoon a week In the classroom, reported the RaclDe .JouroaJ 'l'bne8. The RaclDe ,JouroaJ 'l'bne8 believes the Legislature should not have the power to decide such management decisions. The .JouroaJ also believes the answers to such altuatlons are not the respona1bUlty of the Legislature. Instead, Issues which hold such a powerful Impact on the university ahou1d be made by the campua adrnlntstra. t1on. The ,JouroaJ fee18 that In order to beet meet the needs of the student body at each campus, campus administration should be the oniy organizaUon to hold the power to make campus related decisions. Colleges install condom machines In a multt-faceted effort to educate stu<leota on protectIng themselves against AIDS and other sexuaJly transmit. ted diseases, colleges around Wisconsin have Installed condom machines in campus restrooms. Many representatives stated that the InstsUstlon of the machines Is not to endorse sexual activity, but Instead to make students aware of the rising problems of AIDS, The University of Wisconsin-Plattevtle, which baa condom machines, In Its AIDS policy states, "These educatlonal efforls are not Intended to encourage sexual acnvtty In those who choose to abstsln, but are Intended to en. courage protection, responsible dee\.slon making and safer sexual beha viars In those who choose to be sexuaJly active." Fall enrollment deposits Increase According to the University of Wtsconsln·Oshkosh more freshmen students have put down thler enrollment deposIts for the Fall semester than usual, reported the Oslll",.11 Nortbwe8tern. This indicates that highe.r enrollment standards at the university are not scaring studenta away. The standard admission for graduating high school classes has been raised this year form the top 60 percent to the top 50 percent In the high school class. For now the university will stop taking appllcaUona for next Fall, and will turn away discretionary-admit stu. dents. NOTICEI STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION All pos~ions availsllla thISSemester With some special evenl wOO< reqUired Students must have a minimUm cumulative GPA of 2,00, AppIocationsfo.-student manager positions must have a minimUm cumulatoveGPA 012.50. STUDENT MANAGERS, . Responsible for evening snd weekend building operation and inlernal secunty. Involves , coordination of special events, cash receipt handling snd student payroll sud~. Must be personable and have the abilityto work WIth others. BARTENDERSfCASHIERS InvolveS over·the-counterCO~lOn .~les, check out and rental of recreation faCIlities! equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling expenence preferred bu1 not required, UGHT • SOUND TECHNICIANS Involvesset-upltear-down ope18toon, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound eqUipment. Operating knowledge and/o.- prior expenance reqUired. Some specific tralnlng wtll be provKIed. Must be sIlle to work .......nlngs and _ends. SET -UPITEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involvesthe ..,t-up and tear-down 01 chairs, tsbIes, etc.. lor dances, receptionS, meetIngs and special events. No prior e~perience .-sstY, but applicants should be in good physical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The p_ Union.... oq .... -",nIty .."ploy... W we ~ 10apply. "Three top hits from IBM This offer is si~ply irresistible! If it's value that counts, and it u~ually does, you can't afford to mls~ this offer on these IBM Personal System/2. models. 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Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $6, II 7.''' Your special price' $2,799.00 PS/2 Model 70 386 The 8570-E61 includes 2 Mb Memory, 80386 (16 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 60 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, IBM Micro Channel Architecture, Microsoft Windows/386, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $8,912."" Your special price' $4,449.00 "This offer is limited to qu~lified students, facul,ty and staff who orde~ an IBM PS/2 Model 8530-E21, .8550-031 or 8570~E61 on or before June 30, 1989. Prices ucted do not include sales tax, handling and/or processing charges. Check with your school regarding these charges. Orders are subject to availability IBM may withdra th . q. . h . otice . • W e promotion at any time Wit out written n . IBM Personal Svstem/z and PS/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation IBM M· Ch I A hi . . Microsoft is a registered trademark of the Microsoft Corporation hOC wince 'S E . . rcro an.ne rc necture IS a trademark of IBM Corporation. • l "" xpress IS a trademark of the hOC Computer Corporation. For more information contact the Computer Support Center 553-2235 WLLC-D150A -, Wingspread~ellows benefit in many ways by Ellen Habeck WlngllpreadFellow the . Issues surrounding a partIcular topic. At each con. ference, fellows have expo. Sure to group dynamics, the exercise of leadership skills and the art of oral and writ: ten presentations. Fellows are able to observe the pro. , fesslonals who affect polley decisions through the process of first defining problems, and then searching for the best solutions. In short, What the Wing. spread Fellows program of. For the past four years, fers to students Is an oppcrtuparksidehas been one of thir-, nlty for professional developteenMidwestern colleges and ment In a setting Ideally suit. un!versitles active In the ed for the purpose. I strongly W'n-spread Fellows Pro- recommend the program to .'b tI I t" h I any eligible student. gram. Par c pa mg sc 00 s L; ..:sa-, Ellglbillty Is based prima. are allowed to designate a rily on academic record, perumitednumber of students to Ellen Habeck sonal Interest, and a strong serve as conference ob- sense of commitment to the servers. ference experiences. program. The other purpose of the The first step In the setec. Wingspread Fellows Program tion process is a letter of recIs to give the fellows an op- ommendation from a faculty portunity to benefit person- member. I encourage faculty ally from conference partict- members to nominate ellglble patton, As one of this year's students. (Contact your divtfellows, I found the value of sion head. or Dr. Willie the program to be far greater Curtis, the Wingspread Felthan initially anticipated. ~ lows Program Director, for What the fellows can gain more information.) The dead. from their participation is line for nominations is April more than an appreciation for 15, 1989. ThIS week marks the begin. . of the annual drive to nJ!I£lifY and select the next ~r's Parkslde Wingspread' l"'"":"OWS. HFellows" are stu- :;ts who serve as delegates frOnt Parkside to local, na1IOJl2.l, and International conlerencesheld at the Wing. spread Conference Cel}ter In Racine. Thepurpose of the program istwo·fold.First, the fellows act as information liaisons betweenthe conferences and theuniversities which the felIlowsattend. Newspaper articles, classroom discussion, student club presentations, and roundtable .....discussions are some of the _ ways in ~ whichfellows share their con. National y Volunteer Week Apr. 9-15 Theweek of April 9·15 has beendesignated National VolunteerWeek, to honor indivtduals who have given of theirtime to help others. To recognize the students whohave enrolled in the StudentCommunity Service program and have actively volunteeredduring the Spring semester, a complimentary continentalbreakfast will be heldon Wednesday, April 12, 7:30·9:301it the Union Cafeteria. Volunteer pictures will be on display and appreciation favors'.~illbe given to those attending. - BrOChure designer needed The Reach.Out program at the St. Mary's Health Center 1Jl RaCineis in need of a brochuredeSigner. ~ th The volunteer will assist in e deSign and development ~f a brochure for the Blood ressure Awareness proram, Which focuses- on the ~w-inc~me and disadvanC ged ill the Racine area. - onUl1unication and market- ~g skUls would be helpful for IS Position. For more information, stop by Union 209 or call 553.2200. "QWIZSKtlLS EVA~UATION SYSTEM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH! Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-OnOne Instruction, flexible schedules. Call Faith At Merrick Business Center 1. Typing 2. 0010 Enlry 3. MulhmOle 4. WorelStor 5. wordPerfett 6. DisployjWrilll 3 7. O·Bole III Plus e. lotus 1-2·3 TUTORIAL SOFTWARE PACKAGES ~falMERRICK f>.:j llUSlNE..'iS CENTER MERRICK BusfNESS ClNTER_ ~ A ewlSlOf) 01 MemCk Cot1sunanl$. Jnc. for further information (414J 658-8914 Earn more at ECU! We'll get right to the point ... the . percentage point ... and we give you more points - higher rates- when y?U t ECU Regular savings, IRA s, save a . Christmas, CD's, etc.. I Sharpen your pencil and sign up now. i.-~\}CATOits) (j!J> Serving UWP employees and students Tallent Hall, Hm.286, Mon.-Fri. 10-3 553-2150 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 6, 19897 Week at the Park FrIday, April 17 SEMINAR "Focus on Women: The FernJ.nlzation ot Pov. erty" begins at 12 noon. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Monday, April 10 ROUND TABLE "Intergenerational FamUy Relation. ships: Impllcatlons for Mental Health In Later Adult. hood" by Prof. Jeanne Thomas at 12:15 pm In Union 108. The event is tree and open to the public. Wednesday, April 1: CONCERT at 1 p.m. In CA 0118 featuring Parkslde music students. The concert Ia tree and open to the publlc. COMEDIAN Tom Anzalone performs at 9 p.m. In Unlon Square. The event is tree and open to-the publlc and being sponsored by PAB. Tbunday, April 13 MOVIE "U2 Rattle and Hum" (PG) will be shown at p.m. In the Union Cinema. Admlsston is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. "~o 22" 652-4700 ~ FAMILY HAIR CAPE Specializing in perms. spiral perms. chper CUi • haircuts. highlighting. manicuring, sculptured nails and ups Student Special Get Haircut and ext Haircut i I Price. Jud)' Pulera 3021 - 22nd venu Owner Keno ha, \\ tscon in Present Parkside J.D. At Time or Haircut THE U\v-PJll{KSIDE STUDENT AJ{T SHO\v COMMUNICAnON ARTS GALLERY April 11th thru May 2nd Opening reception April 11th 7-9 pm Gallery Hours: Mon.-Thurs .. 1·6 pm .• Tues.-Wed. 7·10 pm. results' are" ~releasecl-: ....: r.. . • Stranger sex . questIonnaIre ., -Oral.Roberts is, or-course." completely,. undoubtedly, without reservation, unnaturaL by Jon Hearron Edltor-In·CbIef The enee-or-twtce-tn-a-utetime Stranger sex questionnaire generated responses from all comers of the Unlveralty. A sum total of 32 hours were spent compiling the results of the questionnaire. To be frank, reading a research paper on the sex life of the African Tree Toad was more exciting than the .results of the Stranger's sex questionnaire. Anyways here are the tallles; enjoy. I. GENERAL INFORMATION • Of those who completed the survey. 1537 were males. 1669 were females. (Grand total: 3206). • Of the 3206 survey filleroutters, 12 were freshmen, 970 were sophomores, 200 were juniors, 3 were seniors, and 1201were eight-year wonders ... 820 answered with question marks. • As far' as age. 19 were 19 and under. 19 were 19 and over, the remainder left the question blank. • The sexual orientation (of all you sick, dlsgustlng, morally corrupt) of those who responded chose <O(D) Whips and Chains. I. D. SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE • According to the tally, everyone who completed the questionnaire believes that women are unable to become pregnant while Immersed In Cream of Wheat... (Idlots!) • Similarly, everyone believes intercourse with the lights on Is dangerous If you don't know what you're doing. (I bet most were speaking from expertenee.) • All except for the 3 senIors feel autoeroticism Is indeed OK If the auto Is parked In a safe place. • Except for the 1201eightyear wonders and the 3 seniors. all believed oral sex to be natural. Intro to Filipino culture to be held at uW-P An Introduction to PhI1lppine culture complete with arts and crafts, dinner. music and a sUde presentation will be held at Parkside saturday, Aprll15. <0An Evening In the PhI1lppines" will be held at 6:30 p.m. In Main Place. Highlights will Include Filipino dancing by Silahls, a FilIpino dlnner complete with chlcken Adobe, a popular dlsh In the PhI1lpplnes and a bazaar featuring baskets, textiles-and jewelry. A zo.mtnute slide presentation focusing on the culture and people of the Phlilpplnes will be shown by Dick Ammann and Lllllan Trager. both professors at Parkslde. The two have lived and conducted research in the PhI1lpplnes. Cost is $15 for the general public, $13.50 for educators and senior cltlzens and $12for students. Reservations are required. Discounts are available for people registering In groups of six or more. The event is sponsored by Parkside's Office of International Education. WLBR is now accepting applications for Station Manager: Other management positions are also available. Applications available from: WLBR Union 203 Student Life Union 209 Senator John Kehoe D139C PSGA D139A . APPLICATION DEADLINE IS APRIL 17, '1989 AT 5:00P.M. I I m, VOCABULARY • 53% of those who responded were 94% sure of the definition of the word "condominium." 120/0 were 63.8% sure, and the remaining 35% weren't sure now sure they were. • Angiosperm was definitely a word of confusion; nobody was sure how sure they were. • Everybody was 94% sure of the meaning of "night stick ." • 1662 (of the 1669 females questionnaired) were familiar with "Peninsula envy:' None of the male flller-outters responded. • ..oops..... dah. • Surprisingly enough, "stinky twinky" was a word familiar to all except ..the.z fe-':, males not familiar with- "penInsula envy." ' POSSIBLE .PROanatomy .are edible .•.tlwt. mouth program. ' . • Dlsgustll1g Impulses \bat keep cropping up ... eitheriiidlvldual or group, the bllltles are IImlUess! PO!IoI• Editor's Note: We, of tAe Stranger/Ranger clan/31411 hope you enjoyed laat weet~ attempt at' humor. ----Classifieds:------ HELP WANTED LOCAL PART TIME JOBS with nexible hours available summer/fall for students interested in sales. Unlimited earning potential. No prior experience necessary. call the reservation regtstry 1-800-733-3333. cun.o CARE for summer. Needer: a person who is caring. patient. with references for a chlld with special needs. Please call after 6 p.m. ISM9418. MISCELLANEOUS QEOLOGY CLUB: Rock and Gem Sale. April 12·14, 9 a.m.·a p.m. Union Bridge. ROOMMATE WANTED; $225 mo., cable. M/F July 1. Call B.T. cat 6S9- 1977 AFT 553-2223. FOUND: LOCK by bike racks at phys ed building. Claim it with your key at Security. PERSONALS THANK YOU to everyone who helped make Pi Upsilon Beta's TALENT NlTE happen! CONGRATULATIONS NOELLE1 Behavioral Science Division Queen. IV. GRAMS '. Well, finding the bathroom ina strange house was obviously a group program according to our c.ompiled psuedo-data. • Practically Impossible positions was, conversely. an activity for exploring with a gorgeous date. (Note: the cheerleaders who returned the questionnaire believed It to be a group program. ) • How to "Just say no" was a peer-group possible program ... though we know we'd all fail this one! • How to say Yes, Yes, Oh God Yeeesss! was, again, a group program - but only for those of you who are sick. disgusting, morally corrupt people. • some parts of the human WARREN A.K.A. Paul. How 'bout those Peter Pan Peanut Butter Buns? SIOUX: THE weather is cold but the thought is warm. so get rid of the eyeball. From Sin Clair. OVERHEARD in SC ·"Rock a bye baby!" HEY MALmU Ken, whaz-up? Settle down here! Listen up now! R·E·L-A· X. . STARING MAN in coffee "enop. take a picture. it lasts longer. ' RONDA: BEWARE Ali Baba is back to catch you in the act. RONDA: HOW WAS the blue-eyed pizza pizza man. MARIE: NEED your hormones expelled? See me! . JEANETTE: WHAT happened to my curel? Or did you use it to shrink my sweatshirt? 6B ·BILL Ohm. answer the phone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brian!! Love, Jen. 5E ·T.P. YA right! You'll call! WANNA CLIQUE' PAD' We'll "clique" ya in the forehead. SO ·J.D. YA Right! SA ·M. MONROE What goes on in there? JFK JOHN A. RAKOW; Your still not over the hill. Happy B-Day Bro. INTERPRETED: "A friendship is a relationship and I am a bitch." ARMANDO ·WE "Wanda" have an· SummerFinancial Aid Applica· ·tion deadline is April 22, 1989. Summer aid is awa,rded using 1988·89 need analysis docu· ments.If you did not·apply for 1988-89and wish to apply for Summer 1989, do so immedi· ately. The Pell Grant processor must receive your application by May 1, 1989. Contact, the Financial Aid Office, 284Tallent Hallfor details. other party! This ones in the .... okay? -Wanda 1 & Wanda 2. DAN EMER. HO\I,' about a aCJ Gives us a cail! ·The "Wanda" ....... I WAS just wondering ·11"II real? SIPPY THE "bundle man," ,. .. not forgotten. CLIFF: THE eyeball 11=1' scuba diver -piease come hontt. YER-YERlt? 6B -M.M. ·VA right! 5A ·K.G. ·YA right! 'You'U caBf 4J -B.J. ·YA rIght! You'U caUl PROKOS FUNERAL Home: was busy sacrificing vlrginB .. ! ing neighborhood dogs ·RA SA . Leave that Jon. GO GREYHOUND" and lea" .. driving to Rose. 30 ·D.M. YA right! You'll CIBlI won't pressure you!! 4J ·WHAT are you? Who ".JIll wearing? -Passton PrinCelJ8. DAVE AND JULIE. dota, tkIIdiIt. questions en trenceie, SYLVIA,. SHEILA. ALL WE are saying ...lI give III'" ass. A BIG THANK you to allwI»'" me celebrate my 23rd. It WlUI.1IIIt' to remember. Love Ya AU, Naaer' better known as Lush. 3B -J.P YA Rlght! HEY 3C girls -we hear you're_ cool, let's ~et together and JIlUVI~ TIM D. COOK -We haven't ."" see you a lot. I think you are .- lutely gorgeous and wanted ,.. know. -An Admirer. ..... HEY "DENNY" I'm sWlfIDdIM'''' everywhere from Frltt&1! .... , dance!? Michelle --a 111: EUGENE, LET'S cut tile --r and got on with it! It. U'ITLE DIRDIE now lmOWI cret. It is not flowers, It II - ...!t nuts. IT is grapes. oranpI._ nanas that lead to a women" "'" DOUG S. LOOK out behiml JCIl:I, ... you enter bathrooms; 1'111iitII =~~u~~~: :tiliu:.tor'" You have one hour to prove to us! ·Wonder Women. .MIt. BELLYBUTTON -III!t% "a lack of professionsJ1slP lfrci;'S:'~OT.eus 1/1'. 111ft' ton is the Ayatullah! OVERHEARD IN the RollI" '" "Kehoe's losing his baUI ..... turn Is it to dean e~." ..-! ~::~Esl~t~ at ~ rI time!" O.K, M.B. bad 1Ift~ THE BISON lives! Too I ,,,,, UP to another threesome •• ners. Club Events HOMECOMING COMMITTEE ntecoming committee =.n, are now available from e Welsh In Union 209. : committee hopes to meet f1lI1In the next few weeks. fIJ1OD' interested In partici- ~ In the planning of next p.ar'sHomecoming event is invited to sign up. RAClNE.KENOSHA "HOYNATURE CLUB \lie Racine·Kenosha Hoy Na- \UI'S Clubwill meet Thursday, April 6 at Riverbend Center, S800 N. Green Bay Rd., Ra-, cine. At6 p.m, there wlll be a WIldflOwerwalk, and at 7' pm, liMen & Women in Con- - servatlon,"will be presented by LIlaBerge. The public is invited to attend. Refreshmentswill be served. PSICWt PSYCIIOLOGY CLUB PSiCHI/Pschology club will be having a bake sale Wednesday,April 12, from 10 a.m, to 2p.m. in the alcove across from the library. Anyone interestedin atending the PSI em convention in Madison on AprU.29, or becoming an officer for next year should see oneof the present officers for information. ENGINEERING CLUB TheEngineering Club will be holdingan all·you-can.eat fish fry on April 14, from 5 to 9 p.m., at the Kenosha National GuardArmory iocated at 4200 13rd Ave. Ticketsare $6.50 and can be pu~chasedat the engineering ·offlee(MOLN 253) Volunteer bookkeeper needed, CDispute Settlement of Rame needs a bookkeeper who can volunteer 1-2 hours twice ~emonth. Do you have bookrt epIng skills and need expewence on your resume? Do rat you can to assure emp oyment after graduation ('d be a valuable volunteer ~ a small non~profit agency. cor more information, .call U a':"'l at 553-2200 or come to Dian209. RESEARCH INFORMATION ~ LIbra" of InfDrmatlon In u.s. • AU o Sflb}e<t5· r;er CatalogTOdaywith Visa/MC or COO "i;fi,al'!.,III, 800..351..0222 o In aliI. (213) 477-8226 I~'rush$2.00to: Research Information 322 Idaho Ave, N206-A, los Angeles. CA 90025 ~~.:~ a lot is hanging· semester winds d~ semester about this time As th a lot hangs In the ba~ome students begin to re~llze lha~ begin to mount and llfe~~e. End of semester pressures bee:r;-.~e past twelve weeks~er seems as casual as it had Its important, not to let all th get the best of you. Grab e semester_end activities you have assignments an: calendar and map out when final exams are. Mark in the b:ers due. and when your do your assignments and e you think you'll need to prepare for finals. If you're Since y'QU asked. .. The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner working and going to school, mark down your work hours. And don't forget to put down other scheduled events like family activities, concerts, ballgames and the like. What you're tr-ying to do is get a picture of just how much you have going on in the remaining weeks of the semester. If your first priority is schoolwork then almost everything you do In the remaining weeks should revolve around that commitment. .If it doesn't look like you7 ve got enough uncommitted time for studying7 paper writing7 and preparing for teste, make some adjustments! • Since so many students work in addition to going to school, this is one area that requires serious scrutiny. Talk with your employer about the possibility of tempo' rarily reducing some of your hours or getting someone . else to work your scheduled tsmes. • 'Stick to the times you7ve identified as study times. It may be tough passing up an opportunity to be.outside on a warm Spring day, but it wi!! be tough startmg the Sum' CLASSIFIED STAFF DISTINGUISHED SERVICE AWARD Deadli~e for the Classif.ied~taff D~stinguished Service Award nominatIons IS April 14, 1989. Criteria • Nominees should be those who: 1. are carrying or have carried exceptional workloads 2. show exceptional performance 3 are engaged in activities that ~romote the well- . being of the campus community and/or general public 4 exhibit exceptional effort that enhances the . individual'S work site. department, and/or university in general. mination forms and a list of eligible. N~ssified staff are available at the URlO~ ~nformation Ce~ter and the library/LearRlng Center CirculatIon Desk. Ranger Thursday. Apt. 8. 1989 9 in the balance ... mer or FaU aemeateT Oft. wa.rniftg or probatiotl.. • Make ....re you find as quiet a place as poarible for studying. • Use effective techniques for preparing for f1-1s (see • next week's Ranger for some helpful_gest"","). . • The Lea1"'ning Assistance and COKMeliKg office is giv~ .ng a workshop on Tuesday, April 18th from 3'~pm. in WLLO D-150en.titled HHow to Take Objective Teata. U Til'" is a Hmust attend:" event unle33 you kn.ow euerything there is to know about taklng this tllPe of test; no reserva' tions a.re needed ... ;u.st show up. • Make sure you have as clear an idea a3 posaible as to what will be covered on your finals. You should also know what criteria wiU be used to judge papera you are submit· ting. Remember, the best surprise i3 flO aurpTise. • There are "Review for Final.s'7 sesaions coming .cp for math 015~016, and I1f!. Sponsored by Learning As"iatance and Oounselingl these review session..! are held Oft. Mall 2nd and ..tn. and fLO reservation& are needed. Watch for dates and time" in th.e Ranger and Oft. bu.lletin board". in clas"rooms. If all of this is simply too much to deal with, make an appointment to sit down and talk with one of the two counselors on campus - Barbara Larson or Stu Rubner. Both are located In the Counseling and Testing ornce, WLLC D·l75. They will help you sort th1ngS out and get you thJnking about how to manage your life more effectively during these rema.lnlng weeks of the semester. In any case, do what you can to be as successful as possible. A lot of resources are at your disposal. The rest is up to you. . College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY' AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-4:30 T-TH 10-7 • SHERATON ~ now accepting applications for the following positions: • Cashier. Host/Hostess • Waiters/Waitresses • Bussers • Room Service Waiters Benefits include: Full medical & dental; paid vacations; paid breaks with meals; length of service awards; as well as many other incentive programs. Trump's otters flexible schedule for a.m. & p.m. shifts. If you feel qualified to join the Sheraton/J. Trump's team, please pick up an application at the restaurant hostess stand. Washington Avenue, Racine • 10 Thursday. Apr. 6. 1989 Ranger Price,StephensonAII-Americans--- fourth match of the tourney. Tremelling suffered his tourney-ending loss when he was pinned, despite holding the lead before he was taken to his back. Steve Roher, Scott Wessley, and Rob Fox also participated In the NAIA tourney, but all failed to win matches. Wessley drew the national champion in his first bout, then was eliminated by the number four finisher in the competition. As a team, the Rangers finished impressively in both tournaments. despite having to split their squad as both tournaments were on the same weekend. In the NCAA II Nationals, the rangers placed 16th, and in the NAIA Nationals, they finished 26th. In the final national polls, the Rangers were ranked 16th and 12th in the NCAA and the NAIA respectively. Price. from page 12 at the hands of Western Mon· tana's Rod Clugston, who placed third, and Casey Schweitzer from Valley City State, who finished fourth. Five other Rangers nearly earned All American honors. Mark Hemauer and Arthur Demerath both competed in the NCAA II Nationals, each coming within one victory of All American status. Each won their first match and lost their second, both by eight points and both to the respective number one seeds in their weight class. Likewise, in their next matches, Hemauer and Demerath both lost. 6-4, and were eliminated from the tourney. Tim Whit· ing, John Karl. and Keven Tremelling all wrestled in the NAIA tourney with each coming within one victory of All American status. Whiting won his first match after receiving a bye in the first match, while Karl and 'r'remelling won their first two Pitching fails, Rangers drop two ... by Mario Lemeiux kota was reached for four Rangers lost the servlcoC\ The Parkslde Ranger Base.' runs, the big blow coming on .c:'"tcher Gary Fritsch for" baU team, after being Idle for a one-out, two-run by Lewis' .slbly a week as he reaqa. almost three weeks because Bill Judge. ,vated. a hamstring • of the weather. returned to The score remained at 4-1 .early m game one. The action last Friday against until the fifth when a lead-off Fritsch jumbled the Lewis University by losing a double and a RBI single :line-up as freshman Don pair to the Flyers in Romeo. knocked Pluskota out of the :ler, normally a catcher. ville, Illinois, game and extended the Flyer .himself in the lead-off The Ranger hitters didn't lead to 5-1. Dan Langendorf the Ranger ltne-up 88 waste any time in getting on relieved Pluskota and retired started in left field. the board against the Flyers. six of the seve; batters he Pa~kside's offense Ken Neese, the Parkside faced to shut down Lewis. no ttme in ~etting OIl third-baseman, led off .the Unfortunately. Lewis board again. In the top contest by roping a double to starter Roger Popplewell was second, consecutlve left, and he later scored on also shutting down the by .Neese and Jeff Re Brian Gauthier's double to Rangers as he spread out 19n1ted. a three-run raIIt stake the Rangers to a 1-0 three Ranger singles in the the third, they picked lead. final five innings. relinqulsh- where they left off by s That lead lasted until the ing only one more run as the four times as parkslde! bottom of the second. when Flyers took the opener 5-2. advantage of. three Ranger starter Darrin Plus- More. importantly, the errors in jumping outto - lead. Starter Jeff Lemme was unable to protect lbe BRAS S TAP his offense staked ~-, After retiring the Ill'IR' men in order. Lemm 1618 63rd St. faltered by walking the off batter in what lunl Just East of Armando's Body Shop to be a five-run inning Flyers which pulled Attn: Students over 21 within a pair 7·5. Jeff Fennrick ri Sh 10 d d 0 ff Lemmermann. and OW your car s an get 1 0/0 0 Flyers reached him fo~r all beer and drink prices. (Student runs in the fifth, takiDi lead when MIke S discount does not apply to any other scored on Dave Re . I ) throwing error after hI-- specra S. pled to tie the game.HI Parkside threatened Listen to Kenosha's best juke box sixth when Gauthier t h 5 a one-out double, bUt sys em were songs are still just and Relkowski both 50~!!Featuring Dokken, INXS, AC/DC down on strikes agatnst d reliever Jay Russ NO PURCHASE an many more., ended the' game at siX NECESSARY. FROM THE - Pool, Darts, Video Games, and ~~~~-- R~:e/~~~~~d d:P1~ P-SI DE FOOD-SERVICE. Pinball also available. So stop in the Lewisraisedtheir~ ~ 'd 6. On the day. Gau rn ays & Saturdays starting at 8 p.m. four for seven with a Parkside Food-Service Employ' ees doubles and an Neese was three tor and Contract Administrators not BRASS TAP with two doubles runs scored. Plu SIld eligible to win. received the loss lit L ..:- -.J 1618 63rd St. one, dropped his re •7'"-:-:----------------------.J and Fennrlck, the nightcap, alSO dr<>PtMllJ Scott Stephenson AII·Amerlcan at 158 lbs, . , matches before losing. Whit· ing lost his next two matches. first to the eventual winner and next to the' fourth-place finisher. Karl came within one point of All American. but lost a 4-3 decision in his COMING SOON! REGISTER AND WIN A SCHWINN TEN SPEED BIKE STARTING APRIL 17TH. Women's Softball Home Double Header vs. Lake Forest Game 1- UW-Parkside 10 Lake Forest 6 Win - Hansen (4-2) •• The Ranger record !lOW stands at 7-&·· .Game 2- UW.Parkside 13 (5 innings) Win - Livesey, Karen (1-3) Lake Forest 2 �illVaukee10ronlONil' york· DetroitCleValandoaklandKanllS City· Texlt' MinnesotacaliforniaChicagosealllePillaburgh. New YorkMontrealChicagoSt. LouisPhiladelphiaJeff Lammermann Sports Editor AL EAST This young colt has the staml . run-if all four legs get healthy ~~~o Win a stretch Anther good bet to place but a st stay that way. could give them wire-ta-wire win rong start All depends upon how hard this 1,0 .. holds onto the reigns. Early injurie rse SIJOCkey this runner boxed in. . s cou d keep This aging horse has the experience to sta . . strong, but won't have the kick to keep up rt th stretch run. . In e Too many distractions in home stabl this pony to repeat last year's come_efrsomto_bexpect hinder. . eStill a future project with potential down the road. Apprentice Jockey will use this race f penance. or exAn 8th place, finish in last year's seven hor race. Expect a slow start again this race ..:ell· prove by \I pole; , 11m· Ranger Thursday. Apr. 6, 1989 11 A's, Mets have right stuff to capture baseball titles Al WEST This thorou~hbred has wire-to-wire potential in Improvmg field. Should win going away after tight start. An old favorite who could steal this one away. Has good mix of experience and new blood. Will have to nde whip. Always lots of promise, but past runs have been drssappointtnq. Could turn trend with new blood this year. Lived off storybook race in maiden year, not ready to run in improved field. . Ques.tionable pitching staff will cause this philly to fade In the second turn. A good bet to come around in a few. Running way above class in this race. Needs good claiming race to find way into money down the road. Home stables give this foal problems in all areas. Past performance indicate poor races ahead. NL EAST A sleeper with a veteran jockey. May win photo. Class of field, but outside pressure could take toll. . . Always a good money bet. Could surprise field. Lights are on, but only an outside shot at best. Would fare better in weaker field. Lacks big guns. Lottery ticket would be better investment. NL WEST Cincinnati- Consistent money finisher will finally find roses. San Diego. Made big class move over break, Will contend early. Los Angeles- Did it with mirrors in last. Not enough to repeat. Houston- Pitching will keep them there early, but will fade. San FranciSCO-Young staff not quite ready. Wait. Atlanta- Just here to fill the card. by Jeff Reddick A.L. EAST Toronto has finally put all the ~gos aslde and, for the first time In three years, all the pieces fit together. Sorry Milwaukee fans that BreCrew cannot win from Ii hospital bed. If they can get healthy early they're legit. Look for Cleveland as a darkhorse. If they can put all the personnel moves Into a cohesive unit they may edge out everybody. Boston IS too worried about 'The days and nights of Margo Adams' to do anything. Detroit is becoming genatnch while Naw York will see themselves in the paper so much they'll believe thay'ra in first (but the ink is compliments of George Steinbrenner). If Baltimore were any worse the whole team would be sent down to the farm. A.L. WEST Oakland is about to start the dynasty of the 90's much like their empire of the early 70's. What more can you say about a team capable of hitting over 250 homers while holding opponents to two runs per game. Minnesota finally puts it together and the west suddenly isn't the other division. Too bad for them. texas is gaining and may only be a year away while the rest of the division is made up of pretenders who are all at least two or three years away from having any cases of pennant fever. N.L. EAST Start spreading the news - the Mets are unstoppable. The best starting rotation in the majors supported arguably by the best bullpen. With a staff lika this a triple A team could provide enough run support to carry them to a pennant. So cool off Daryl, you're not the whole team. Pittsburgh needs big years from everybody and the Mets to open a M'NS'H unit, but don't expect it this year. Montreal has just about enough ripe talent to start trading it off ala Gary Carter. If they do stand pat they're not far away, but not this Who will win where, k td ~~ t H according to the Par Sl e exper s 000 AL East AL West NL East NLWest Jon Hearron Milwaukee Oakland New York San Diego (Ranger Editor) Cincinnati Wayne Dannehl New York Oakland New York (Athletic Director) Cincinnati Bill Topp Boston Minnesota pittsburg (Basketball Writer) Cincinnati Gary Fritsch Toronto Minnesota New York (Baseball Captain) Cincinnati Kelly McKissick New York Oakland New York (News Editor) . New York Los Angeles Craig Simpkins Milwaukee Oakland (Business Manager) San Diego Brad Behling Mitwaukee Oakland Chicago (Advertising Manager) xear. 5t. Louis may do very well (It IS an odd year isn't tl) yeah sure. and Baltimore will win a hundred games. A starting rotalion of nobodies won't get to Tod "We are the" Worrell who will get a much needed year off and a lot of rest even if he doesn't need it. The Cubs keep getting more fans and this winter was no exception as they added many Texas Rangers fans to their support by sending Texas a Christmas present in Rafiel Palmeri<>. The Phillies need nine young Mike Schmidts and that ain't going to happen any time soon. N.L WEST San Diego has the right stuff this year. Thay plugged two big hoies by acquiring Jack Clark and Walt Terrel. lt's enough to win out here. Cincinnatti perenn~ al second place finishers will be there again, you can bet on that Pete. It's going to take Los ~ geles 'till August to forget '88 and move on to '89 and WII be too late even in this dIViSion. Houston has great pttching because of its huge park. but that isn't very good for the hitters. Move in the pasture a bit and show confidence in the staff if you've got a chance. San Francisco needs a new park if they're ever gOlOg to contend. Atlanta may start a new seoes of the At· lanta Murders only thiS time on the Baseball FIBld. The postseason will feature the matchup evarybody wanted last fall - New York and Oakland. This fall they will get n. With New York commq out on top because pitching wins the fall claSSIC and that's enough of an edge for the Mets pitchers who don't need many edges. Of course if Cleveland can .. - or MHo. waukee mlqhl... etc ... etc, Pack of Lies. When~u party remember to.., Ix.il 1,'11 ~n.did.UIOU'''''llJl"" ,,- . (J' 1Wl'e llJl,;urelei:out"":'.. ehe do Ita!dn u • First National's TYME Twice As Convenient Many Parkside students and faculty rely heavily upon TYME machines for their basic banking needs, The First National Bank of Kenosha makes that more convenient because it has two TYME machines only minutes from Parl<side, • SOmers Branch 1350-22nd Avenue • North Branch 30th Avenue and Washington Road In all. the First National Bank has seven locations in Kenosha County. Let us serve you in all of your banking needs. ~ FIRST NATIONAL BANK W of Kenosha Other LocatiollS: _...- OOwlrtOWR K-aa. AI.tto 8atlll; 50lrUl an.tl IkWldl SSZZIttlA". SSOI1tt1A". ""IOtII"- MOO...... _..... F.D.I.C. _..- c:or- oi' 1tWf. .._10 Ranger baseball splits in home opener- ..... by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside's men's baseball squad opened up their horne schedule last Saturday, splitting a twin bill with Indiana-Purdue University of Indianpolls. In the opener, Parkside jumped out to an early 3-1 advantage with Armand Bonoflgllo hitting his first homerun of the year In the 1st and Ron Wilke driving In a run In the two.run second. Starter Dennis Oakley made the lead stand until the fourth, when the Metro's Tony Long hit a bases loaded single off Oakley'S glove to tie the score at 3-3. Coach Red Oberbrunner went to his bullpen and brought In Dan Langendorf, who escaped the fourth with no further dama~e. In the fifth, however, I.U.P.U.I. reached Langendorf for two more runs, keyed by Bob Limbaugh's double. The Metros weren't finished there, as they knocked Langendorf out of the box in the sixth by scoring five times. Chris Assmusen relieved him and didn't fare much better as he was greeted by an RBI double and a two-run nomerun in the eight-run sixth to lock the game for the Metros. The Ranger offense, on the other hand, was shut out from the second inning on, reachIng base only four times In the final innings. Langerdorf suffered the loss. his first of the season as Parkside dropped their fourth straight of the young season. In game two. the Ranger hitters came out flying, scoring seven times in the openIng inning. Doug Londo's tworun double and Don Keller's three-run double were the big blows as eleven Rangers stepped to the plate In the Innln!l'~_ The Metros chipped away at the lead with a run In the second and two in the third before Parkside scored again In the fourth with a single tally, but were unable to put the Metros away as they stranded the bases loaded In the inning. \ Again, I.U.P.U.I. chipped .away against Ranger starter steve Leonard with single runs In the fourth and fifth to pull within 8-5. Finally, the Rangers carne with the knockout punch, this time scoring four runs in toe sixth as Gauthier doubied horne Bonoflgllo with - his fourth hit of the contest to pump the Ranger lead back to 12-5. Darkness cut the game to only six innings as Leonard went the distance for the win, .his first of the year. On the t()ffensive slate, Gauthier was .a perfect four for four with :two runs scored and an RBI. Doug Londo and Keller each were two for two as Keller :!knocked in four and Londo 1knocked In two and scored a ]pair, as the Rangers scored 112times, their highest output fOfthe season. Parkside, now '2-5, will next take on UW- .Madison on Tuesday in Madi- .son, Indiana's record stood at .7-17after the split. Loss of Fritsch hasjumb line-up (Pric~ adds largest of jewels to his crown Special to the Ranger The Parkside wrestling team ended the season on a very successful note this year I as Ted Price became the seventh ever Ranger to win a national championship. He accomplished this at the NCAA II Nationals held at California State University of Pennsylvania. Wrestling In the 167lb. class, Price had to defeat tour wrestlers to win the title. His first win was an 8·2 triumph over Rich Wright of Ashland College. Next, Price won by Injury default when Indianapolis University's Chris Pughese dropped out while trailing 11-3. In the semi finals, Price was pushed In his tightest match of the meet, defeating Dave Yahner of Pitt-Johnstown In overtime, 5-1. Ted rallied from a' 1-Qdeficit with just 20 seconds ~.. remainlng in the overtime with a reversal and a near fall to put h1rn In the finals. Brad Morris of Ferris State was Price's final opponent of the tournament. The two had met on two previous occaslons, with Morris winning last. year and Price wlnnlng earlier this year. Price won Ted Price a season of success the rubber match with a 5·4 victory which he controlled from wire to wire. The victory gave Price a season mark of 47-4. the most wins by any NCAA wrestler In the country. The national championship was the first for Parkside ..since Bob Gruner did It In 1979 at 158 lbs. In the NAIA. Since then, 33 Rangers have earned AllAmerican honors, but none have reached the top of the award stand as Price did. Price's win qualified him to compete In the NCAA I National Championships In Oklahoma City. Amateur Wrestling News had Price ranked number 11 in the nation coming into the tournament. In his opener, Ted defeated Mark Perkins, the New England League Champion from New Hampshire, by a 5-2 margin. Price then carne up against John Hefferman from the perennial powerhouse Iowa University. Hefferman a two-time All American wa~ the third ranked wrestl~r at , 167lbs. In one of the most exciting matches of the tournamen~, Price lost In overtime by a 2-1 score after tying In regulation 4·4. Fresno State's Dan Nlehbur eliminated Price from the tournament with a 10-2 win In a consolation match.' One other Parkside wrestier, Scott Stephenson, earned All American -honors, as he competed In the NAIA Cham plonshlps In, JamestownNorth Dakota. Stephenso~ placed seventh, going 4-2 In the tourney. His losses were See All-Americans, page 10 THE WEEK AHEA Men's Baseball: TODAY at UI-Chicago Circle Aprl 8th HOME vs. M.S.O.E--NOON Apr. 11th HOME vs. Carthage College--1:00 Women's Softball: Apr. 8th HOME vs. DePaul U.--NOON Aprl10th at UW-Green Bay--5:00 P.M. Apr. 11th HOME ~s. UI-Chicago--3:00 P Men's Tennis: Apr. 10th HOME vs. UW-Milwaukee--3:00R Apr. 11th HOME vs. Concordia--3:00 p, Men & Women's Track: Apr. 8th PAHKSIDE OPEN--NOON Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 25, April 6, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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