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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WiscoDSio.Parkside Profs' 'real' wages drop Recommendation unfair to Parks ide faculty:Shea by JoluJ Kovalic Feoture Editor The real wages of assistant pro- (esson have fallen by over a quarllr since 1m. In the same time perIld the real wages of both associ. .1.and full professors has fallen by rougbly the same amount. This mears that an average professor at Parkslde hs seen his standard of liv- IIlC falldramatically over the last 12 years These figures, cited in a recent "udy by Parkside Associate Professor of Etonomics Lany Duetsch, IIIClude au full-time faculty. except- IbI the chancellor. vice-chancellor iIId the associate deans. A recent report by the Governor', Faculty Compensation Study CommlUee recommends that dlinges in UW faculty salary be mad< on order to bring salaries in .... with those of faculty at other ~ universities. However. James Shea, chairman "the UniVersity Committee which tI studying faculty salaries. has <ailed, this report unfair to Parkside ""Ity S~.. , professor of Geology, thonlts that 'uch changes will only h.1.. an adverse affecl on the fac' ,Ity and ,t,denls here. "What they've done," S3Jd Shea "is to break down the salaries i.nt~ three groups and compare tbe groups system-wide." The breakdown into full associ. ate and assistant professor salaries is one of the main problems With the report, according to Shea "Why by rank? They assume au the ranks have the same meaning throughout the UW system. whicb they don't," he said. "At Parkside, we have an extremely conservative system of promotion to full professor There certainly haven't been very many promotions since I've been here," The policy of conservative promotions keeps the average salary of both full and assocsate protessors relatively high, when compared to the rest of the system, said Shea. In fact, the average salary 01 a full professor at Parkside IS about $2000 higher than the median salary in Ihe group co>ered by the Gover· nor's ComnuUee report. Tbe bottom hne, Shea indicated. is that instead of receiving as much as $406,000 in 'catch-up' money. Parkside may receive as little as $43,000 or aboul a 1.1 percent aver· age raise increase per penon. opposed to a 9.9 percent incr~ "What they're ,aying:' sa.d Food service cuts employees by JeD. Tualdeict service try to use as many students News EdItor as possible. but the number IS llmited due to the employ .. union con- One Union employee has been tract. He added that st~t hours :: oil and one 'tudent employee can be exteaded by catenng. S been let go from Heritage Food "Hopefully business WID poet up' rsterns, the campus food service. and we can bring everybody. bact'. ~~nc to Pat Nora, Food Nora said. Desptte the drop In busi· ~ 'ICC Manager, the layoff was ness. Nora does not foresee ~y .... ~USCd by a drop in business in the nificant increase in food pnces 011 ilion Dining Room, Union Square campus. "Food prices are gouII. to :: the .Coffee SluJppe. Nora said go up but not drasticall~= the ,business usually drops during Ithink we remam Juste are not the __ I~~ semester due to a lower we were ~t year. W uw Syst "~,vw,.... t. ltighest priced In the , Cl'?' witelt IS a cyclical thing with us but we're not the lowest - - re .. re every year we can predict the middle:' be said ~ the laYOff, are going to have Nora feels that il has been a:= take Place and the people under. year for food semce, and end 01 ~ that." said Nora. "I don't like specials are P~ r:.~~ May 4. lba e. layoff, because it means the semester. " . Bananas" be t bllSlness is not what it 'hould there WIll be a . GoinC Room rnor8eheve me, if Icould keep ten special In the U:;: DuunIl one ro e people working all year where ,Iudenls purchase bathlUld, I WOuld.It is just the fact of of the food Items COO, laIJWICBi<: Pen \ayeoIffsOOd', will receive a ree do .. rVlc,~ operallon that nanas will asla be "Study Break" St OCCur. There U· Square and beoalIden\s' work hours have also specials in thed",=the last week CUI back In lood services, ae- Coff.. Sboppe w.... week <lInIiII& to Nora. He siad thai food of scbOoI and dunDll fiDaIs • Shea, ·1S·Look Ialow ,.,.... Ixulty is eanunc Ieoa. '" lIo!n's ..... percent pay . 'aod lbe1 eap«t that to bnnc III up to f "e're :z:; pertelt down Shea quoled DvetsdJ's report and pointed I I saIarw:s for lull professors al Parkside -.. down in real doIIan from SUo .. 1974 to 59.1 today "We can abo cot fooled by real and nonuoal ...... " Shea said ., ommaI have.-_ led smre 1m, but real ...... declined by ..... a qa:ut2r ".~ lot of people _ al Parbide are -aw,. WltiaIIy I...than they dod YftR At a tune 01 tbeIr hfe _ people wouJd be fSPO<WlC 10 eom a bll more, lbe1 re eeumc Iess." In the IoIlI term. limo,... s . people ler are DOl faculty, a<eordulg 10 "Sunply speaking, )..... pay for Ml«. you ply ..,..'1 be 10 _ tile 01 faculty you I In torms 01 .Iy and ltit_ It. III the _ 01 the sludealJ SlId the tupaytn to eet cood people are do _II: said In Doetsch s .. port • trend DOled was lIlal of Parlside larv\ty .-. wbo ..... teadwlc awards. or - ior scboIar .wards - tile -_ 01 Partside' fxuJty - __ decbne In real .... been abool 17 percent ..- 1m, wbereu 01 tile .. facWty .-..ben ,till at Partside ... 01 these annls. the __ real Cerda ...... P..-: Gusken open forum ( Vandals attack Park ide Student group holdawar Movie review: Hlcema HThe Miser" continue perfor Loop 500 a roUBe g ucce Profs' 'real' wages drop Recommendation unfair to Park ide facu by John Kovalic Feature Editor The real wages of assistant pr<r I rs have fallen by over a quarter smre 1972. In the same time pethe real wages of both a ociand full professors has fallen by hly the same amount. This ns that an average professor at de hs seen his standard of livlall dramatically o er the last 12 rs These figures, cited in a recent d) by Parkside iate Profesof Economics Lany Duetsch , lude all full-time faculty , exceptchancellor. vice-ehancellor the associate deans . recent report by the Goverrs Faculty Compensation Study Committee recommend that es 1n UW faculty salary be In order to bnng salaries in with those of faculty at other em univers1ties . However, James Shea, chairman of the University Committee which tud)'lng faculty alaries, ha lled this report unfair to Parkside tty hea, professor of Geology. that such changes will only n adverse affect on the facand tudent.s here. Food service cuts einployees by Jenme Tunldei New Editor ~ nion employee h been ope off and one student employee been let go from Heritage Food tl'ms, the campus food service. A. Ording to Pat Nora, Food ce Manager, the layoff was INSIDE U . by ~ drop in business in the on Dirung Room, Union Square 1 lhe _Coffee Shoppe. Nora satd 1 b~ness usually drops during olkinng semester due to a lower ent. "It is a cyclical thin with u. e ery year we can predict n the layoUs are going to have e Place and the people und rlo that." said Nora. "I don't l.ixe make layoffs because it means busin is not what it hould Believe me, if I could keep ten r ore People working all year ~ d I WOuld . It is just the fact of fOOd service operation that )'Off do OCCUr." bdents• wort hours have also ~t back in food services, acto ora . He siad that food Vandal attack Student group Movie re 0 • iew: Loop 00 a ro aw perfor g z n....'. ILetters to the Editor I Who's 'name withheld'? DowFAkJr. Dar-. IIIJ lbrft ,.,on at U W hr' ......... .-I tIw -Jaritlr of ftIDcIr .w , r n pnaled ... ...... tIw Itt1en lD tIw _ ..., '" tIw Itt1en wee ..- .." N.- ilWlejd" Wllo is "Nome ...,. 'r- ...... MIl II IeoIt ,. tMna MId _ With "Nanw ~" II • Nome WltbIwId" _ or '-II, bIod: or~._ tn<aIate or or lIIIDply "'IUs 1>0< _? ". ill wi,alit,. IDd it would .b.o.~.-.-for .,..uaIs ID 0ttIIr .." ~ ........ ., _', _ ID _. "_ iIbIleId" ~ tIw ..,.. _ -,-,0 II tIw ....... form 01 cow_' Faculty salaries c ._ ...... ' awboopoo-t-_ .- "OIIIy" 1Jl • _," d DwlKh. "PansIdo'. r.noIty 11M ....... '~ ...w' ..._ n • .." 110Ib<illc 'S t t·.-.ell" 1Jl • _. SIoeso ..- tbIt tho '"""" .." tIw Gooonor·. Commlllft _ an "~b6ed ........... dIAst ... ·• lor "-- Io<aIt) WIllI tIw slate II teIIiIc _ doIIIs ill ~ aDd K_lItb1t )OO'J'f ID bavf ID pul up with a tJUr6.rat. system. beca_ thai's aD tbo7'J'f .... ID IaDd )00." said Correction Two typocrapIUaI enon wee "-,. .III tIw Indoa Tnp story last ",. Taj MabaI _ built III lIDO. 110I 1. as tIw story ltalod AIoo. Ijlpbcaboa __ lor tIw tnp IS Od_ 15. III)( NaY I Rancor ~ \be typocrapIUaI omn. Write a Letter to the Editor , ~ It's time to drink it up Silly thoughts {rom the man in ch,¥ge: Monday's opt'II lorwn with Cbancfllor Alan (iusJun pI'O\'ed to bo \be same 01' thing. Nol only was the crowd .... the same (small), bul even \be people who altftldod are the same ones who ALWAYS altend the OOCl a serneste!' eo;enl Oh, wen, at least some people botbos- to C2J'f. One U>1..... l1nI note from the lorum was one 01 the f.. wps Guslun bas eYer made spealting to a crowd. (Alter au.• boIIeYe bo's cbost-wrilten several public ..... v"C lextbooks-boy. can he t.alk. You don'l even have ID ask hun a question. Just cJ,ance al him once aDd oU he coes.• ) But anyway, a liUle while after denouncing the "free.-fIowin& alcoholic .... er.I8es .. on campus and say- UlI that Paltside is "an educallonal inslllulion. nol a bar." Gustin acIdnssed the ISSUe of lbe Big Brother t.avern league, which IS wailing to po""," on Parkside and its alcohol the rust chance il gets. <Those jealous _.lbem.) TaItmc aboullhese oulslde Ulfluences, GusJtin menbooed tbat "we don't encourage anybody other than students ID dnnIt (out herel." As they say in Chancellor ac:booI. Big AI "Oops." ThaI's OK. we don'l always belieYe )'OU anyway. ********** Speaking about encoUl'1lilJ1g studeots to booze it up - be sure ID renembe< thai you only have unlll the end of this senester lo do it In comlort, .so be SUIe to st.art early (I rsIl, chdn'l say thai - I was misquOIedl ....Ipolioes WIll t.ake effecl next semester. Arnone 1M MW Ilens mclude: no more pitchers of heft. no It'IOI'e carafes and half caraIes of "";ne and don'l forget. only ODe alcoholic .... erag. per persOn (01 IepI ace. o( <our'Se) per trip to the bar. 'Ibis Ialest Ilem _three very useful purposes: burrunc oIf those aJcoholic calories WIth aU 01 that - .... Iearrung how nol to be pallenl by bemg consumed by the coneestJon althe bar; and supplymg the campus sticty-rmgen WIth au o( your valuables and/or boob when eYerybody (rom your t.able has to go up to the bar ID order to get aoo!her round. ~ ~ •__ .•_.. EdiI:.- ... ~TuIlieItz_ .... _ _ .• ~ • Job 1[_ - F_. EdiIor '01 PIIrida 0mlb6e_ _ Spom F.dit« C Mkbel KaiIas___ ,, ... ..~ F.dit« ,. Dow cE ...._ .-"c.".EdiIa AM,8u t __ _ .... M. Cd CM' c.Claallft_ .__ _Mwa 55 aMe I" Jill wwme, .NWIa t:MItriIIetioi U•• scer Pat • _AlIt. B $ Ma Sib WRl'I'ERS Kari Dillon. Bob Kiesling. Carol KorteDdtc:t. JeCl Leiswii Rick Laebr, Robb Luellr, 1M"Oberbnmer. Toay Racers, Bill Stou-- pard. idt Thome. SaraII Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERs Itar& Cairo, Todd lferbot. Kara TraIel by Ken Meyer, Editor And who said that next year won'l be any IUD' I chd.) I can'l let *las*l w*ee*k's*i*nfa*mo*us*5*th Annual51_ Awards Banquet pass by withoul a menllon. Believe it or not, it was an enjoyable one. I've beeI al all five of Ihe "fun" events excepl for Iasl year. but from whal I hear ahoul thai one. I'm glad f WIS m I Paltist.anian jail althe time. This year. 10and beboId I success was achieVed. Even the yearly "enter'taJDdl slide present.allon was good. Bul (of course) there was one major disappooJIIJIlO thai made the olherwise successful event only a IIll1dIy successful one: those lhin~s that were supposed III br black olives were hard and tasteless enolll:h to _ members 01 the PSGA Senale. In next week's final edition of the Ranger: Serious thoughts {rom the IIIJII in charge. er o the Editor I me withheld,? • a ares ect·o Write a Letter to the Editor It's time to drink it up from the man in cb~rg_e : forwn with Cbancellor Alan Uuskln ol ' thing. only was the small), but en the people who AL A VS attend the t Oh , well at least IKMlle people WR by Ken Meyer, Editor And who said that next year won't be -any fun did .) ********** I can't let last week's infamous 5th Annual Awards Banquet pass by without a mention Believe it or not, it was an enjoyable one . J' at all five or the " fun" events except for last ye,r , fro11_1 what I hear about that one, I'm glad I • • P tanian jail at the time. This year. lo and behold.• ~ was achieved . Even the yearly "entertailill slide presentation was good. But (of course ) there was one major diSA~ that made the otherwise successful event only • uct'eSSful one: those things that were supposed 10 black olives were hard and'tasteless enough to members of the PSGA Senate. In next week ·s final edition of tht &nger: Serious thoughts from the maa in charge. 3 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Gen Con stimulates area economy The annual Gen Con convention DC war and fantasy game enthusiasts beld at Parkside pumped $614,000 into the local economies of Kenosha and Racine last summer. shows a study conducted by Parkside professon and students. Ceo Con (pronounced Jen Kon) is sponsored eacb August by TSR jne., 01 Lake Geneva, makers 01 the eoormously successful Dungeons & DragOllS role-playing lantasy game. The study, directed by James Rovelslad and Judy Vibnain, both Parkside business professors, was conducted last August during Gen Con XVI. Some 6,000 persons attended. A team of Parkside business management students interviewed nearly 600 Gen Con participants, aslUng questions that sought to detennine who the garners were and how they spent their money. According to the study, 93 percent of the Gen Con participants came from outside Kenosha and Racine counties. represented nearly every state and many areas of Wisconsin, and brought new money mto the area. Most were upscaled young males who were either students or had professional or managerial jobs. the .tudy said. Most had at least two years of college. The study said the garners and their guests .pent a total 01 about '1.4 million over the four days of the convention. Of that amount. $614,000 went directly into the eoonom.ies of Kenosha and Racine througb the purchases 01 goods and services such as plI, lood, lodging. car maintenance and recreational activities. More than half of the money James Revelstad went out of the two-county area, the study shows, either to businesses in other areas of the state ($268,- 000) or to businesses out of state ($487,000). Most 01 that money went to the dozens of game vendors who sold their wares at a trade show during the convention. Rovelstad, who directs the newly established Parkside Center for Survey and Markeling Research, said it might be possible lor local businesses to even further increase the local liscal yield from the convention through methods such as tour groups and displays by local chambers of commerce del.ailing the many activities, events and recreational opportunities available in the Kenosha-Racine area. "There are a lot of things people can do in this area:' Rovelstad said. "Everything from Iishing to touring. There are plenty 01 parks, historical sites and commercial facilities that can be pleasant ways to spend an afternoon. There are good theaters, restaurants and otber fonns of entertainment available. You've got to let people know what's out there." Former prof dies Emeritus assistant prolessor 01 Englisb Bernard P. Porzak died April 6 in Sedona, Ariz., where he had lived since retiring lrom Parkside in 1971. He had taugbt for 25 years at the UW Racine campus and llJen at Parkside and was an organizer and officer of the Racine- Kenosha Branch 01 the American Civil Liberties Union. He received his undergraduate degree at Wabash College and the graduate degree at the University 01 Dlinois. SuIVivors include his wife Betty, who also taught Eng1isb at the lormer Racine campus, and a son and daughter-in-law, James and Anneke Ponak of Los Gatos, Calif. RANGER Vandalism makes mark on campus What ..menliaJ need does vandalism fill? Is it cheap thrills lor bored professors, a release for lrustnted freshmen, a display 01 power for wimps or is it just soeething to do? One area laking its lair amount 01 scribbled tables, ripped chairs and dismanUed bathrooms in the library. Director of the Library Learning Ceoter, HanneIore Rade<, bas also WO<ldered this berse1f, especially with the incrase 01 vandalism in the library. Rade< leels tbis has been the worst year ever' lor vandalism, "Vandalism ranges from tape marks on the waU (paint peels when they're removed) to an entire demolished area," said Jack Dudley, director 01 the Pbysical Plant. He agrees with Rader about the increase in vandalism lately, yet he still believes that Parkside is one of the best lookinl universities in the UW system. This semester alone, seven cases 01 vandalism have been reported. Some of the cases were torn couches, fluorescent tubes removed from the Ughts and the lncreasingly popular lad of destroying the men's bathrooms Since the scbool has up to a $300 deductible, most of the vandaliJm goes UDreCOrded, yet aU 01 it costs the scbool. Accordinc to Rader, this destruction ultimately costs the student. Rader said that library _ty Is minimal_ "The stafl watches, but we can't cover three: floors too well. We're wortiDI with .iii 'barebottom' personnel," added Rade< Assistant director of Security Vin· cent Gigliotti, _ Wlth Rade<, adding that it's diIficuIt to ha.., someone patrol the area _nUy and almost Impossible to cateb someone in the act 01 vandalism. Union Director DiU Niebuhr has seeD DO increase of vandalism in the Union, whicb be atlriboles in part to past precaulioaary measures. New Union lurniture will be "vandalism proof:' because it's al· most impossible to slit open. "We Iry to clean graffiti ncbt a.. y. so others cIon't add to il," said Niebuhr. Rader said, "I'm bopiDc for an increased a........... of vandalism. Let people know it's bappening and eocourace them to report or stop Rader cited by alma mater Hannelore B. Rader, director of Parkside's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, has been named a distinguisbed alumnus of the University 01 Michigan School 01 Library Science, Rader earned master's degrees in library science and German literature as weD as a bacbelor's degree in Russian and Spanish at Michigan. She recently returned to the Ann Arbor campus to accept the di'lingujs~ alumnus award and to he a featured speaker in the annual alumni-in-residence ~. She spoke on "Can We SUlVlve: The Academic Library of the 1980's." . Rader is one 01 only 31 Uruversity 01 Michigan scbool alumni to be selected as distinguished alumnI since the award was first gIVen In 1969. She came to Parkside in t980 Irom Eastern Michigan University, where she was assistant humanities librarian before being promoted to coordinator 01 the university's Center lor EducatiooaJ 1Iesclurees. Rader's expertise in bibliographic instructioa and staff development bas made her a popular speaker at major library coolerences and sbe bas published extensively on those subjects_ Recently, she was appointed editor of Reference SerW:es Review, a major library journal published by Pietiaq Press in Ann Arbor. any vandalism. t, To lurther persuade students to report crimes of vandalism, PattsIde bas a Reward Procnm- nus was >el up by the UW Risk Management C"OI'IUDittee to cave memo ben the aotbority to offer up to $100 for informatioD OIl "ndahan, theft. false ~ aIanm, anon or bomb threats. The student _ report the crime immediately and may........., anonymous. Acconlulc to Karm LouripD, Educatiaaal Services assistant, the _ committee mllSl tbU)nt ,P • ~ ..... by Dow Mdtw, -. SUA! the lnIonnatloe IS nIid and IeacIa to aD arrest After that. the P"OC'e8 of obcelD'nc tM reward Is fatrty CII'd. Dudley aDd Rader boIb ItIt thai ¥aDdaItsm Is DOl _ by the major, itJ of the _ bodJ, bot ralber a .-- lew II affects, • e... ,.... "t'se _ IotIe1 to tIot - Irnm _ ~ tIot ned•lim• I tw.rtiJy C08Nt wttII u.- st_ts," Ooadley stated Rader added, "You're really dam- ... ,..,....., ....... ,.,.. dlomaet parts of the _ •• wl) .. o • 3 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Gen Con stimulates area economy The IMllill Gen Con convention oI war and fantasy game enthus1asu held at Parkside pumped 14,000 .into the local ecooomi of Kenosha and Racine last summer. hows a study conducted by Parkside professors and students. Gen Con (pronounced Jen Kon) is nsored each August by TSR Inc., of Lake Geneva, makers of the enormously successful Dungeons & Dragons role-playing fantasy ame. The study, directed by James Rovelstad and Judy Vilmain, both Parkside busin professors. was conducted last August during Gen Con XVI . Some 6,000 persons attended. team of Parkside business management students interviewed nearly 600 Gen Con participants. king questions that sought to determine who the gamers were and how they spent their money. According to the study . 93 percent of the Gen Con participants came from outside Kenosha and Racine counties, represented nearly every state and many area of Wasconsin. and brought n w money into the area. o I were upscaled young mal ho were either students or had prof · onal or managerial Jobs . th tudy d . Most had at 1 t t o y ars of roll ge. The study said the gamers and their gu ts spent a lot.al of about SU million over the four days of the conv ntion. Of that amount. 14,000 went directly into the et'OllOrni of Kenosha and Racine through the purchases of goods nd 1 uch as , food, lodging. car maintenance and r reational ctiviU . tore th n hall of the mon y went out of the tw~unty area , the study sbo • either to busi es in other ar of the late ( 000) or to busin out of tale ($487 ,000 ). Mo t of that money went lo the dozens of game vendo who sold their wares at a trade show durin the convention , Rovel.stad , ho directs the Former prof dies Em rih1s · tant prof r of English Bernard P . Porzak died April 6 in Sedona, Ariz., where h bad lived since retiring from Park- 1de in 1971. He had taught for 2S years at the UW Racine campus and then at Parkside and was an oranuer and officer of the RacmeKenosha Branch of the American Civil Liberties Union. He received · undergraduate degree at Wabash College and th graduate degree al the Uru,.·ersity of Illinois . Survwo include his wife Betty, who also tJtught English l the former Ra ine cam • and a n and daughter-in-law. Jam and Ann e Poruk of Los Ga , Calif . Vandalism makes mark on campus d . .. l'm boplnc for increased a'llrllftt'teSS of vandalism Let people t' and «N:'t'>l.lra.e them to report or top Rader cited by alma mater H nnelor B. Rader, director of Par ide's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, h been named a d.istingui hed alumnus of the University of 1ichigan School of Library Scien e. Rader earned m ter's d gr in library science and Gennan literature as well a bachelor' degree n Russian and Spanish at M.ichi• an. he recently returned to the nn Arbor campus to accept the di tingui hect Jumnu · aw rd nd to be a featured peak.er m the annual alumru-m-residence program. She poke on " Can We urvwe: The Academic Library of the 1980' _, . . Rader is one of only 31 na, erity of Michigan school lumni ~ be l led a distinguished ~I~ ·n<'e the award was first given m 1969. . 980 he cam to Parkside in l from Ea.stem Michigan niversi_ty, here he a i tant humaruti • n.nday. MayS. 1114 5th Annual Awards Banquet Program recognizes student group members 't would have been difficult ereat- a serious car accidellt ill "-- ~ awards " said one student wbo ber, while he was serviDg ~ ~ the banquet. Chancellor president. ~ Alan Guskin and AssisWlt Chancel- In lbe put. Poereba pia lor Carla Stome were awarded active role in several ~ "WeIcom" to Miller Time" by the "None of us knows bow IIUIdl UWPDT. Stof8e wanted to make a tential.be could bave given pJ:: correction on a Ranger story. de. This year he ViOuId have """ ....... in a past article \be WrIter an obVIOUScontender lor tho D;,. told 01 seeln& her under the table tinguished Student Awan!. s...... (in \be Union) drUnI<. She amended of this. we're given him • 'POdIl this bY saying abe wasn·t intoncat- award." said Couvion. 1'ht pIaqu, ed. only pickiJl& up popcorn off lbe WI read: Phil POIfeba. Ia ....... floor. tion 01 dedicated ....... to tho 'Ibe evening closed wilb a dedi· dents of UW·Parbide. AprU ~ calion to Phil Pogreba. who was 1ft 1984. . Senate considers education budget Are you man enough to enter? C I Woman enough to buy tickets? a I - Warn Bam Singing Telegram! . 553·9095 SWim Suit - Talent. Formal Competition FABULOUS PRIZES! 25- TAPPERS WILL BE SEEN ON "NATIONAL TV'" ALSO. WILL BE AIRED ON STEVE DAHL'S UPCOMING TV SPECIAL "AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION." ~~~~~~~iiiiiiiiiiiii;;;;;;;;;;;;;'~=== bepD With a sIlde preI<!Illalion -me tbf .... ,..... •• _1Ios aad ItIIdmt W•. maFjooIrIowotar&.alltibufUOsliDde -p. rese.-ted· -.10 to IIa .-bon, adriIen _lor laipb-' -,<. IlisIlDpIoMd Serrice Awards W8'e give to IDdividaals _ lDaa_' ." _ ..... ..,tIle oIIoer -.. • bei"I oubtaadiIIC and _Ill«. Recipiellts 01 _ W8'e' SOC-Volerie 0l00II and .lad< 1teaIper; PAB-Katb aar- _ MIke Dry; "- Suppcrt-Laun Mdrdrie and Lawm O>rist-...; PSGA-5<otI Pel..- and Teny ~.,;.....1~.31t,eD ~ aad.len- OMIt _ .-.. tile PreIi· _ Afti'd. 'nlIs award "liVeD to __ -..up qualities of a opeafk: iDdmduaI. '!be pres ~,n\s 01 d..if.f.e.f.t.D.t .... "intiae' vote on the Prot ..... Dovid Habbel received AdviIes" of the V_ Award for his _ wilb tile Parlr:Jide AsIocialion 01 CommllDlC8lDrs Admow\edgemeDts ..... gi.... to students iDvolved in lIomecommg aad Winter carnival 'Ibe Homecomin& Committee lIIC1uded: Chair· man Terry Tunks. Carla Thomas. Louis Valdejah. Dan Ga1braJlb. P2t B~ Cbud<-. J-u. Pbil· lip&, Valerie 0II0n. KeD Meyer and Pal MuDigan. People compooinC the Winter carnival Committee were: Chair· man Valerie Olson. Bill Bader. Mark Chrlst.n •• n, Deborah Dewysl. MIke Dry. Frank Gregory. CarlIle BaImo. Chris J{ammeIeV. Jad< Kemper. KeD Meyer. Jut Niet- .... aad Bruce Preston. Eocb ,.,... one student is c_ 10< bis/her emiJIoDI dedication to. tbf ICbool A -.Jed Terry Tunts received Ibis ,.,... •• boaor. "Witboul corporate spoasonhiP. -'On~Fl'1day AApnI_27 tbf 6fIII Nt- 8Mqaot_ .b.eId..8d",.Ioo.I......... is give yeor\y ! I ..... -' the .-....---....... 8ooddl' CooowIoe, Cuoo 'I Iv 01 _ -'IIJI tIliI_ is .... to II plw _ ..... ... I ed __ totbf ICbool ON.- 1lIded. "Recopt- _ 10 a ...,-. ()( ...... JOII caa _ raIIr poJ 1Ild .. tbf ___ It's jolt one """ 01 II)'- "IMab.'. "-'-I IIIe _.1 t h ..- _W8_'e ?0 •DuCAalIrala G_oI_oIr:la. ,.. IIIe t .. _ adriIen 01 "- .S.t.a.d.e,Dnt. OParrpt:nIItdroau,-. Owm-H. tet. tbf Out T_. lIIod< _ Or· poIII_. tbf ?,...-.., Part· lido "-<1M .... 01 CommUDicalon. tbf Parbide Sluclml CoYeromeo1 A-=-_ ODdRance- n. ~enlnc started off Wllb <OCttaill. pc oceecled Wllb a r.... _ aad was completed wilb \be -.10 procnm The mailer ODd __ of ceremonies ...... Buddy CouvIon aad Maril)'D BuceaboceD Tb. actual award presentation Nest week \be U.S. Senate WI lake up tile bIadIet resolution that sets rJICII ,.,... (FV)1ll85 funding li· mits for led.ral education pro- 1f8DlI. including financial aid. 'Ibe Senate's action. expected bY Coogressional s1aflto be as early as \be middl. 01 next week. Will com· p1ement _. 01 a budget resolu· llon by lb. House 01 Rep.... nla· bv.. belore Congress' holiday recess Senate Joint Budget Resolu· tion t06, being reported out 01 \be Budget Corrunittee. would provld. • NEWS EDITOR • FEATURE EDITOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • COpy EDITOR • ADVERTISING MANAGER • ASST. BUSINESS MANAGER • DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parksldestudent In good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience preferred. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C funding for all education programs ooIy atl~eIs \be sam' as lor FY84. rougbly .15.5 billion. Senators Bradl.y (D·New Jersey). StaUord (R·Vennonl) and Pell CD-Rhode lslandl are sponsoring an amendment to lbe budget to increase the education spending limit to .17.6 billion. companblo 10 ~ fl1 billion target cootaiDod is U. House's hudget resolulloo. Student leaders al 1ota1. lblo and national 1~e1s bave IIped~ 3 to 5 percenl real incre-. .... tilied by enrollment iDc:rases .. cent cuts and economic needs Small business pitfalls Th. piUalls of establishing a small business WI be discussed in a two-session course from 7 to 9 p.m. on consecutive Wednesdays, May 16 and 23. in Union Room 104. Total cost is f20. Advance registration is required and can be don. by calling 553-2047. ne course is designed for the potential or new small business owner or manager. but can also ,help people wilb established busi· n..... recognize areas of ....... in Iheir own operations. Arthur E. Robinson, pmidoDt 01 lbe Racine-based managemeal_ sultant linn RobinsoD. Evans IIld Associates will instruet the COUI1f The course is sponsored by Park· side's olliee of Business 0utlf8dl in lbe Business and AdminillralM Science Division; UW _. and Parkside·. Small BusiDoIIllovelopment Center. coonlioal<d ill BiD Hughes . ... Program r cognizes student group members it would have been difficult creatUIC awards," said one student who attended the banquet. Chancellor Alan Guskil'I and Assistant Cbaneel· lor Carla Stoffle were awarded "Welcome to Miller Time" by the UWPDT. Stoffle wanted to make a correction on a Ranger story, where in I past article the writer told of seeing her under the table (lD the Union) drunk. She amended this by saying she wasn't intoxicated, only picking up popcorn off the floor. a serio~ car accident in flie eftfling closed with a dedi· lion to Phil Pogreba, who was in ber, while he was serving as n.,,, president. • ,11,A In the past, Pogreba pla active role in several 0 ~ "No_ne of us knows how mueh tential _he could have given Part.. de. This year he would hav b . e an o vtous contender for the tinguisbed Student Award . of this, we're given him 1 award," said Couvion. The ~ read: Phil Pocreba. In r lion of dedicated laVice to the dents of UW-Parkside. April ~ 1984. Senate considers education budget • EWS ED TO • FEATURE ED TOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • COPY EDITOR • A VE T SI G ANAGER • ss B SI ESS A A ER • • DIST IBUT 0 A GER in good s a ding ca r mg leas r. p ne ce pre rred. All pos1t1ons are paid Apphcat,on av Uab n the Rang r ott·ce 0139C (undi for all education programs onl at 1 els the same as for FY84, roughly 115 .5 billion. Senato Bradley (D-New Jer- ), Stafford (R-Vennonl) and Pell D-Rhod land) are ponsoring an am1end:menl to the budget to inth education pending limit to $17.6 billion, comparable to $17 billion target contained 111 House's budget resolution. Student leaders at loral and national levels have ~ 3_ t~ 5 percent real increases art i.lif1ed by enrollment increases, r cent cuts and economic Small business pitfalls The pitfall of e tablishing a small UWIJI~ wilJ be discussed in t · n course from 7 to 9 tive Wednesdays , ay 16 d 23 , in Union Room U>-t. Tota.J cost is $20. Advance regt10n as required and can be ne by calling 553-2047. The course · d igned for the po en · l or new small busmess o r or mana er, but can also people with established busi- (II n es recognize areas of • in their own operations. Arthur E . Robinson, ~I ol the Racine-based management suit.ant finn Robinson, Evans Associates will mstruct the The course is sponsored b) Parl side's office of Business Ou in the Business and Administra Science Division; UW ElttnSIOII and Parkside's Small Busines velopment Center, coordinated Bill Hughes . Are you man enough to enter? Call~oman enough to buy tickets? Warn Barn Singing Telegram! s . 553-9095 w,:;1A Suit - Talent • Formal Competition BULOUS PRIZES! 2sc TAPPERS WILL BE SEEN ON "NATIONAL TV!" ALSO, WILL BE AIRED ON STEVE DAHL'S UPCOMING TV SPECIAL "AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION.'' . TIIunday, May 3, 1984 Eft Job hunters must be prepared ployment and know what will make sense to your future employer in relation to the job. The next step is creating your resume. This is a general, overall view of you and your past job experiences. Linquist stressed, "The resume is not a vehicle to a job, but the vehicle to your interview:' There are three types of resumes - the cbrooological, the functional and a combination of both. The chronological lists all your past job experiences, from the past up to the present. The functional contains only those jobs that relate to your present situation. The combination is self-explanatory - it cem- • bines both methods, but the penon would stress those jobs that pertain to the desired job. "Avoid weasel words," stressed Linquist These are passive words that don't say much of anything. Such words to avoid include aided. assisted. helped. received or par. by Carol Korteudick ticipated. Other tlungs to avoid are trite, overused and self-servu>g phrases such as self confident. cost oriented. solid foundation. thoroughly trained. well versed in, linthand knowledge of. ideas penon, Uke to make tIungs happen accept responsibility and bigb-.rgy person. Lioqwst said these words tum an employer off. because: an employer wants to hear soroetlung dlIferent. Instead. said Linqwst. use aclJOll verbs Accent your resume with words that emphasize achievements. Some such words are accomplished. augmented, cernpleted, delegated. established, ... panded, launched. pinpointed. published. solved. surpervised, tnpted. unified and utilized. "When you reach the lOt..".,... you're going to be a salesperson, selling yourself in different terms than the resume,' said Linqwst. 'V,'hen j....gt!lto ~ ~ you're gotng from ob)Cctrve to jectlve. You may ... d tIIal !au maybe DOt. but that's reahry " Upon eIltermc the _, the .... ter.iewer will usaally tty to find COIIlIIlOII Il'JUDd and tbeD prOCO!ed to the topic at baud. He's _ to ... tndI: questions. to try to catdl According to Job Service's Richard Linquist. before a job position goes public. it's already been filled about 70 percent of the time. It costs an employer money to put out the ad. go through the resumes and !Dtemew people. Because of this future job hunters must prepare themselves for the changing job scene. "When you're starting to think about marketing yourself. go to a bigger labor market and do your homework. Know a tiltle of what the organization does. its mission," advised Linquist. He suggested either Milwaukee or Chicago as better. bigger job markets for graduates. Linquist listed three stages necessary for obtaining a job. Job seekers should begin with the preparation stage. Know the technical jargon or the prospective place of ern- ~FunRun' funds Vets' to rai•se CIIiId Care Coatfr and ParlJlllle'l vou·Oq ....._ ... It Rth.eptntioD I"u"f ."."Ud:":"'~~~= and .t -" sbopo _ III ~. RadM_ ""' .....kioe. '!be t4p tint --. bolIt _'J __ ·s I' IIId alder) ~ bo __ tropIDa '!be t4p two f Ia the ,...... _ I~ "1IId _I (lC__ _..... _ForvID-Of.e.I'MarmoIlool oaPaartoat 55).22lII or.. ! 1ft! Ridl II 5M-*6 Iller ~ pm. The second .annual (Jl'~mlle "Fun-Run." 3pOdHed by _. de's studellt Veterans' Orpaizaliou, will be at , a m 011 Saturday. May 19, startioC __ the bnd&e IuWng Molinaro Hall Ind the lhUoa IIwIdinC _ faDer Loop Road Entry 10 the run is 1I5 1ft advaD<e and S7 the day of the ..- M- 'IIDCe regJS1ntioo deodline is Fnday, May It Coot indIIlIes I ·Vets' Fun-Run" T-tbut _ two _ for t>evences PtO<£eds of the _ will 10 to the Muocular DtstJupI't "--- tion, the Disabled Vet....... of Amenu OrJaJUUlUOD. Parmde Mexican holiday observed Mayo and Why We CeJebreale." a famous MI!lDcaJlgenenl and his The panel will include Salamon heavily oulnlllllbend troops repuls. Flores a UW-Milwaukee education ed the Freueb for _ days at prof~r - Oscar Mireles of the "Pueblo. '!be MexicaD army lost that Fiesta P~tria Committee •an area battle. but eveDtua1ly led Mesko to Hispanic culture group; 'Art Mar- i15 indepeDdence from Fnnce. lioez, of the Spanish Centers, inc.. "'!be FIfth of May is ~ of the in Racine and Kenosha' and David most JlIlportant holidays III M.... Granados. of the area' chapter of can culture." Gomez said "It the League of United Latin AmeIi- stu>ds for the In!edom. coarace can Citizens. and iolIepeude .. e of all MexicaD Parkside sociology professor r.::peop!e=='."-----------------------------------, Lionel Maldonado will moderate the discussion. For more infonnation on these even15, call 553-2278. Teoby Gornez. a counselor 10 Parkside's office of Student Development and a coordinator of UWP's Cinco de Mayo observance. said the FIfth of May is to Mesican people wha"l the Fourth of July is to Americans. He said the celebration dates back to the 19th century Mesican- French War when. on May 5. 1862. A free public perfonnance by the cluldren's portion of the acclaimed Hispanic folk-dance troupe "EI Ballet Folklorico de Waukesha" will highlight Parkside's first observance of the traditional Mexican-independence holiday "Cinco de Mayo" (Fifth of Mayl, which is similar to America's Fourth of July celebration. The dance troupe will perform at 7:30 p.m. on Friday. May C, in the Union Square. Following the troupe's performance. the Milwaukee-based dance band "Centella." which performs contemporary pop music as well as traditional Hispanic music in both Spanish and English. will perform at 8:30 p.m., also in the Union Square. The dance is free and open to the public. At I p.m. on Wednesday, May 2. 10 Union Room 104-106. there will be a free public panel discussion lIUed "The History of Cinco de Ranger needs writer Kenosha savings and Loan PREE E I• . I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40.000 in 1984! . 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Send check or money order for only 9.95 pos.p - d . , elude my list of books and publications co,,'e!"ng lt~ 10 ustl')ci plu~ a brief informative letter on how I got InVO V . r se~ jUSL- 2,00 for the list and my Lette~(money refu':abl~ 4. f· d) D_ Hot ... ....-.a- Eidwpa IF._ .... 1IN0t4o-r5e4r. toS:t.......K.....-o sheWI 5514. 8.. Pie ...........-allow 2-3 week::. I for deHvery. And welcome to an ex.cltmg career. In your choice of TWOgreat accountsl 593S 11 Aft • 661"" West s.de-1S3S ~ BlI'#.8141-' _1,",_ --..no!>2nd $I ~'20 South s.de-1D35 22ncf A,... 65113010 Paddock LPe-24721 ~ St At- so 14.3-2lII Lake Gel\eYa-410 8toect 51 2.&&-1141 ~ Thursday. May 3, 1984 Job hunters must be pr pa e by Carol Kortendi k According to Job Service's Richard Linquist, before a job po ·uon goes publi , it's already been filled bout 70 percent of the time. It ts an employer money to put out ad, go through the r umes and mterview people. Because of this future job bunters must prepare themselves for the changing job e. " When you're starting to think • bout mar eting yoursell, go to a bigger labor market and do yoUJ' homework. Know a little of what th organization does. its mission," dvi ed Linquist . He suggested either Milwaukee or Chicago as bett bigger job markets for gradual . Lmqwst listed three stages n - for obtaining a job. Job seekhould begin with the preparation tage. Know the technical jarg n of the prospective place of employment and kno what WiU make s~ to your future employer in relation to the job. The next step · creating o ~um . This is a general, overaU ~ew of yo~ and your past job experiences. Lmqu· t str ed, "Th resume is not a vehi to a )Ob. but the vehicle to your inter. · . " There are three types of r ;mn - the chco ological, the r · l and a combina.tion of both The chronological lists all your pas job experien • from the past up to e present. The functi nal contains o ly th jo t re to your present situation e m ·. nation is sell-apl.inatory - 1t bines both methods, b t the person would stress those jobs that pertain to the desired job "Avoid I Linquist. These are ve that don't say much of ythi . Such ords to avoid include aided, as · ted, helped, r · ed or par- Vets, ~Fun Run, to • raise fund Mexican ho iday observed A free public performance by the c ldren's portion of the acclaimed Hispanic folk-dance troupe " I Ballet Folk.loriro de Waukesha" wiU ht hl.igbt Parkside's first observof the traditional Mexican-Independence holiday "Cinco de " (Fifth of May), whi h is imilM to America's Fourth of July c~lebration. The dance troupe will perform at 7 30 p.m on Friday, May 4, in th nion Square. Following the troupe· performnce, the Milwaukee-based dance band "Centella," which performs con emporary pop m ic as well as lraditional Hispanic music in both parnsh and English, will perform at 8 30 p.m., also in the nio Square The dance is free and pen to the public. Al l p.m . on Wednesday, May 2. in nion Room 104-106, there WIU be a fr publi p el disc · on tit "The History of Cinco d a wr r Kenosha savings and Loan 1n vour choice of KENOSHA SAVINGS , .. - ·' ••• ¾ • ,,, \ o great accounts • Thursday, May 3, 1984 Open forum Chancellor Guskin talks about i• ssues Monday s Ranger-sponsored open forum with Chmcellor Abrl Gustin was eJd an upper Mm! Place mstead of the usua1 lid• 1.aln P • but the crowd was Still mid-siz.ed About 40 people - mostly students - ed the chancellor about tenure dffl.UOns on campus. the new proposed alcohol policies, rorporate sponsorship and collecUve bargaining. Tnve One student presented a quesuon of tenun lh1s way. " You have, one, an excellent researchff who is a good le cher, two, an excellent teacher who did good ~. and three, someone a\'"t!l'llgC at both I.d's say the third one &ets tenure and the other two don't ls this what you want people to Uunk about the Publde faculty? • " Tffll.ltt decisions are always dif. ficult for ~erybody, ancluding the people who make the dedsiom," said Gmkin "Vou set up a couple of strong people there. Who knows whether thett would be a consensus among the faculty who make the d«is1ons about bow you evaluated those three people? It's the faculty In I.hat larea) who evaluate lhe lndMduaL" "For better or for worse, and I think it's lor better lhougb tt's DOl I perfect process, the peer revl!'W system • good system lt's a system in whkb colleagues make the judgmmt about the likely producU\ ity or creatl\ity ol a coll~ for the nm 25-30 years That's what you're talking about m terms of tenun l don't know who else can m.ake that dttision." be said Guskin wd, on ba~. the (acLilty ~e done an excellent job m DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120th Ave. KENOSHA. WI 53142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of BooksLarge Selectit>n of SciFiction Fantasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! granting tenu~ 'They tended to be kind of bard and lean toward performance rather than potential and lO want to be sure nther than havmg a maybe ·• The chancellor explained I.hat the three mtena for granting tenure are teachfng. rcseard'l and either public service or uruvers1ty ser.ice • Somebody has to be dearly com• petent," sald Guskin "You can't be 11 ery good 1n one and not good in another .. but ,rs a \'et)' subjective process •• A foUow,op question asked whether or not past tenure ded· fflHIS nugbt discourage young professors from ronung to Racine "I'd say t.bat a young person rorrung in would not ba\ e much trouble figunng out what has to be done and senior colleagues tend lo be fairly helpful in encouraging them," replied Gustin "1 think with the peer re-.iew system. the rest of us ha,·e I.be responsibility to make sure t.bal the decision was based upon some object. Ive e-.~ rather than Just person2l llk.ing or disl.ilting .. .and t.bat U follows the procedures that are c:alled for," be said Gu.skin s-id the pee- te\iew system helps keep out external inflUeDC'es in the dea- 110n-making process. Akobol Polid~ The chancellor commented on the wort of the Pan.side Union Ad· 1.uory Board (PUAB► and some of its proposals. including operung up the Union Square to~ students reganlless of age dunng days, <hscontinwng pitchers of beer and carafe:$ or wme and limiting patrons to one alcoholic beverage per tnp to the bar. Gustin stated I.hat the PUAB had been doing a good job. " I have very strong feelings t.bat au students should ha~e xcess to all ph)"Slcal Huge Quantities af Bargain Books At Unbellevllbl• Prlc" New York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off New York Times , Best Seller - aperback 25% Off MC-VISA - - '"'We're not in the business to make it easy to drink. a wh?le lot. This is an educ'!!ional institution, not a bar. G k. -Chancellor us in spaces on the campus I don't think that just be(aUS(' somebody is 18. 19, 20 years old and there happens to be a I.aw related to drinking s.hould separate the students from one another. That's one of the unfortunate aspects of the law of 19 )"t'al'S old. It ~lps the high S('hOOls, but it really creates a little chaos at the WU\'ersity level," he said. Gu.skill said be ts in favor of 11}'· Ing to reduce alcohol consumption on campus. something he says aU of the UW campuses are llymg to do He sa1d thal he hopes to accomplish this •·the best way we can (while) at the same time gi\ing people as many options as we can. We"re not in the b~ess of telling people how murb they should drink But al lhe same time. we're not in the bUSUleSS to make 1t easy to drink a whole lot. This is an edu• cational institution, not a bar." "Therefore," he conunued, "we should not make 1l so easy to dnnk large amounts of alcohol " Gustin said the real roncem is to reduce the b.ab1lity of the university in terms of 18 year old students bavmg access to alcoholic beverages. Pitchers and carafes make 1t \ ery difficult to insure that lbe undenge students don't dnnk alcoholic beverages " But to be Ver) honest." be said, ' The specifics don't concern me lbat much My m:ijor concern is that we 11}' to constrain a little bit the free-flowmg alcoholic beverages on campus. And wh.ate<,er PUAB comes up with within that context, I'm happy with." Gusldn was also asked about the tavern le.ague keeping an eye on the uruversities and their alcohol policies to make sure that underage drinkers don't receive alcohol. "They've been watching us for a long time," he said. "We have to do what we think is right within the context of an educational institution. We are not in the business of being a bar, so we don't encourage anybody other than students to drink .. Guskin doesn't think the univer• sibes and the community bars are m competition, "but I can understand why they do but I can't help that. I think we should not be ... encouraging non-students to come here to drink." Corporate Sponsorship The issue of corporate sponsorship has been k.icking around the campus for quite a while and there is currently a committee fonnulal· ing a policy for events that require such sponsorship. " I've always taken a strong stand that we will not accept money on this campus for things that we are not otherwise committed to. This has been the stance we've taken. We also take that stance with research projects. We will not accept every research project on this campus if it means a commitment to resources U for example, a research contract required a matching fund beyond what we could handle, we would not accept it." Guskin also said that some proj• ects require no campus money initially, but eventually the university would have to maintain it financially. "We'd be left holding the PEER SUPPORT'S ANNUAL PLANT SALE MAY 23-24 At the Physical Plant Greenhouse HOURS: 10 am • 5 pm • Bedding Plants . • Hanging Plants we will hold your purchase until after work! bag," he said. "The whole notion of cotpo sponsorship or external sponso rate for me relates to what we wa llibip accomplish as a campus, wh~ ~ be students, one of the services !ac~lty or whatever, I have no'~ Jectlons to corporate sponso for things we really want to dors: somebody else will help us pay 1 it." or '!'he policies that are currenu being developed, said Gusk r "merely require that there be in provals. We have approval pr~ ses throughout the campus on almost everything. Corporate spon sorship is not excluded. u the students really want lo do an acliYll and strongly advocate it and i~ don't have enough money on lhelt own_to do it and it won't reqllll'tlll cumng expenses, I don't see Yilly we would disapprove it." Gusk.in pointed out th.it whilt areas such as the Alumni Assocb lion and the Biomedical Researt11 Institute sponsor one event a yw "the students run potentially SCOTb or projects a year. The truth IS beer companies (and other companies) are more interested m slll dents because they're a capttre population for them in terms of sel ting their wares. That doesn"t mtan we shouldn't approve it, it just means we have to be a little 1111n suspicious of it and ask why they're doing (it)." The key issue, said Gustin, IS beer companies. "That's the 111)' the issue arose. We never bad am problems before that. There wm neve~ any questions about sponsor ship. The concern was that as the 19 year old law came into effect the beer companies seemed to ~ increasing their aggressiveness m sponsoring events on the campus That was our concern." CoUecdve Bargain.ID& The issue of UW faculty mem hers seeking collective bargaillll!I has come up for four or fi\'e yean said Guskin, and has failed each time in the state legislature Ht said the Parkside faculty has befll heavily opposed to it· by a 2 lo I margin. Guskin thinks the issue may nol come up again next year. but ht a not certain. He feels that a colllrtive bargaining bill for the aademic staff in the UW System may be brought up before the !acully rf' submits their proposal. Guskin said he is "not opposed Continued on Page 7 Professional Resume Writing You've spenl thousands or ~ and years 10 get your diploma 00 you want a "'qu1ck1e" or quality rtsume 10 reflect you and your 111- veslmenl? save your valuablt study time and let lhe profesSiOn315 do ii. Call now Anne Gontek 63t-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (former Parti•kle ~I Reasonable ratH, 7 Thursday, May 3, 1984 RANGER Orchestra, Chorale Groups present joint concert Guskin open Schubert's "Unfinished Symph<r forum ny" and Haydn's "Lord Nelson Mass·• will highlight joint concerts by the Parkside Orchestra and Chorale. The concerts also will feature solos by four prominent area vCX'alists. The first performance is scheduled for 3:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 6 at the First United Methodist Church, 919 60th St., Kenosha The second is scheduled for 8 p.m. on Friday, May 11, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to both concerts is $1 for senior citizens, all students and UW-P faculty and staff and $2 for the general public. The Parkside Chorale is conducted by music professor William Meinert, the Orchestra by adjunct UW-P music professor Thomas Weyland Weyland will conduct the Orchestra during the Schubert piece, and the Orchestra and Chorale will perform Haydn's work together under the direction of Weinert. The concerts are sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts Division and Club Events Phi Gamma Nu Our bst general meeting o{ the semester will be held on Monday, May 7 at 1 p.m. in Un.ion 207. The meeting should last about one hour. Come and find out who won the 1984 PGN scholarship. Everyone is welcome. ISO The International Student Organization (ISO) will hold its elections on Friday, May 4 al 1 p.m. in Molinaro 114. Positions to be filled inclu e: president, senior and junior \'ice presidents, secretary, treasurer and party organizer. Write-ms will be allowed on the ballots. AU ISO members and prospective members are invited to our election party to be held at the Birchwood Clubhouse Friday night. We hope to see you at both the election and the party. Veterans' Club There will be a Vets' Club meeting May 7 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center. This meeting will hold elections for the 1984-85 officers. Anyone interested in voting or running for office is urged to attend. We will also be discussing the upcoming Vets' Run. For more information, call Rich Welbon, 554- 1866 after 5 p.m. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization J will hold a run-off for the election of officers on Monday, May 7 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. t~ fill the following positions: President nominees are Ernestine Weisingener and Dwight Mosby; Secre- President, Greg Holcomb: Treas• urer. Derek Thurman: Activille:. Coordinator, Danita Baker Members must be present at the meeting to vote. PSE The Marketing Club held its elections for club officers for the 1984-- 85 school year on Monday. April 23. Replacing acting President John Tropin will be Jane Martin; taltin,g over Martin's job as Vice-President or Marketing will be Mary Dowell; replacing Julie Neu, Vice-President of Personnel, is Shawn Turner EJ.iz.abeth Perry will hold her current office of Vice-President of Administration. Ron Belec will be next year's Treasurer. l\iany activities will be scheduled for the coming school year including the traditional ones such as the Loop 500, the Easter Egg Hunt at the Child Care Center. the folder project to raise money for 1nitiation fees and guest speakers for th~ business-minded students at Parkside. Business majors and any related majors sho1dd consider joirung PSE early in the school year so they don't miss a thing! Nature Walk The Racine-Kenosha Hoy Nature Club will meet on Thursday, l\iay 3, at Riverbend Nature Center, 3600 N. Green Bay Rd., Racine. A nature walk will begin at 6:30 p.m. The general meeting will start at 7: 30 p.m. and feature Dr. Torbo:5t, President of the Racine Zoological Society. speaking about new developments at the zoo. Club member Ed Prins will show slides of spring birds, including warblers, to prepare m~bers !0r the Annual Audubon Society Spnng tary nominees are Janice Block and Bird Count. New club officers will be elected. Prospective members Shawn Turner. , d all """""ns interested in nature Officers elected at last week s an . _r--- election were as follows : Vice are ~~.1.1.l.lil.l..r.i "l'l.ll'.l.11'.IIIIIIIII'-"' summer Jobs Due to special summer program expanding nfmoreth ern Illinois firm. Must fill several full _or part- ~ positions. Work in local area. Starting rate 6 .8 5 . Over 18. car needed. For information contact: d UWP Job Service on Concourse May 2. Brekmar an d 12·30 pm 3, 7 and 8 between 8:30 a.m. an . . . ,,.,..,,..,,,,.,..,,..,..,..,,,,,,..,,,,..,,,,,,,.,:; proceeds will benefit the Parkside Music Scbolarsrup Fund. The guest solo&Sts who will perform with the Orchestra and Chorale are. -John Kuether, bass, of lltWwaultee , who has appeared frequently with Milwaukee"s most prestigious musical ensembles mcluding the Skylight Opera Company and the Milwaukee Orchestra, and has sung numerous recitals throughout Wisconsan. --Kathryn ltbgestro, soprano. of Milwa•lltee, wbo has twice won the District Metroplitan O~rn Audjtions in Milwaukee ~estro has participated in the Chingo Lyne Opera Apprentice Program and has performed with the Skylight Opera Company and the Milwaukee Opera Company as well as with the I\Wwaukee Symphony ln September she will begin an assignment as resident coloratura soprano with the opera company of Hagen. West Germany. -Mary Christensen, alto, and James Schatzman, tenor. both of R.acine. who ba\e perfonned frequently With area ensembles Sd\atmwi condl.lcts the DeKoven FesUval Choir, an Racine ensembl and Christensen is a ml.ml' instructor 1n the Racine Unified School District Weinert. who joined Partside m 1982. teartaes applied voice students met IS dirf'ctor of choral act.i\'1ties He appears l'requentl)• tn Kenosha and Racine as a vocal recit.a~ Weinert holds degrees from the Oberlin Conservatory of Music, UW-Milwaultee and l,1""-Madrson and be has conducted choral per• formancu at those institutions Weyland rf\'ened bachelors and master's degrees 111 mUSM: from Northwestern Uru\mity He ~1- 0U51y was afftli.ted with the Or· questta .teDCana de la Ju\-entud m Mexico City, Mexico. where be sened as assistant conductor and ,iotirust Currently the musk dirtttor of the UW-Park.side Ottbestra. We)·land also ts a \iolinist with the Racine Symphony On:hestra Coathnml from P e 6 to rolledhe tmp1ning m prindpl at all I think lbat io most p ""bee you bat rollccthc bargain mg, there's a ptt'tty good n for ll .. In M asw:busetts Cf or crnn.plt' > > nttdt'd colJccthe twp lo protf.'ct faculty and staff from ~'hat amounts to wblms1c.al deds on• making at stale-wide ~ds. be said ''The sate of Yi tse0mm tw a histoty of much better tr tmmt of tu We emplO) £Cflffall>, and particularly " en 1t romes to I ~ ully Our facultJ poli nd dures as wntten the adminutra· U\e code of thb lbte are stnlHlfll"f' than most uruon contracts Therefore. wd G n 1f lb faculty ba,-e collecth-e lwplnl • they may lose some of t the, al• read} hi~ Thls point. he said ls one of the ma,ar a.rrllllll~ts tollecth cw:gmung for U:c l faculty Career Sales Opportunity .. 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Stop in the Placement Office and sign up for an interview. • Northwestern Mutual Life The Quiet Cornpan~ A tough act to foUow I Tlaanday, May 3, 19" Movies ''Iceman'' entertaineth SUJ~pose one dnr ter momyou were oa your r to the grOM)' stOtt and JOU got caught In an Ice tonn that froze the entire rontlnenl 1be next J l 40 bter and you t-.a,e 1tt or ~t oo Sound mtereting, and a little Ad" Those are the two ad,ectlves that accuntety descri lhe fihn • 11.'.fflWl" 1W'ring Timothy Hutton and J Lone 1be plot of "lmnan.. simple A pre-historic lndbn dlstviered frozen ln the Atttk: Some dMmka) In bis body allows him lo be broupt bid to life, and a group of tdentists want to study hJm 1be only problem is that the medical doc:tors want to find out what is an his body by distectmg him, and Timothy Hutton, the anthropoloto study bis sou) I>) kttp&Dghimalliie The es and the concepts that this mm deals lb are so mnple Hutton, perfect as lhe li\e and mexperienced anthropolo- • has the most difficult dilemma in the film. He IS forced to place the happiness of the imnan IOO\'e the carttr SUttess be could ha~ with the aceman as a subject of study Eventually be does euctly that John Lone as the lc-eman bas a pan that bas no English He communicates to Hutton through body rIIO\'ffllents and facial expressions He is easy to understand, and one of the saddest moments in the Mm occurs when he asks Hutton, and another doctor, played by Lindsay Crouse. where his wife and children are. He had left them to find food, be says when he frozen They look at ch other and cannot teU him the answer. 1be re2l star of this film IS the entific process. The film pays close attention to 1t and raises some intttffling questions about ,t. Do we have the right to disrupt the lhes ol others in the name of sea• ence' Why do we care so little about the customs and traditions of other cult~" Whal IS to It~ SCl· entists from making mistakes that Stngra.m:s ICEMAN n\tOTIIY HtTTOS c\ :--.OR~l\.'\ JN1SO\'. - PATRICK PAUIER PRO~~·cno\'. ... A FRED SCHEPISI FlL\I ICE\1A.-. U\DSAY CROl 'E · JOH" LO'.'iE Sl'f't'fflpla) hy CHIP PROSER and JOI!._ DRl\1\IF.R SIDI) hv )OH\ ORl\1\IER Mu~K' h~ BRl CE S~EATO\ rrtlduced b) PATRICK PAL\1ER and \OR\l\. "- ]E\\1SO\ Oirl'Cled by FRED SCHEPIS! ~~~!l!-~ •. ' ; could cause irreparable damage? "ICfflWI" probably will not win any great awards, but I don't think that It WU designed to. It is a quiet fllrn that depicts the interaction of two people who are 9eplnted i,, 40,000 yean, but manage to Jind 1 common bond in the COll'lpallioe ac humanity. I left this film with a littlt at, ent attitude toward scieDCf 111d 1 also think that our society tads to be a little heavy-handed at times about deciding what is belt for everyone else. Hutton Slid it best when the other scientists wanted lo keep the iceman u: a per1llaDml cage. " It"s life," said one or them ''Not for ham.'' Hutton answer!d Dr. Bill speaks out!!! byBillS~ Hello everybody! I was JIISI th.inking that it was high time lbat I took a few seconds to thank you all for all of your adoration towards me. I just think that all of you art incredibly intelligent to worsllip me, and I (although I really don I need to) thank you from the bottom of my heart. I must confess that I was astounded by the number of letters tbat I round in my envelope this Wftk It must mean that I'm doing one bell of a job fixing up your troubled lit!· le lives because I only received oet lousy little letter this week' Let me just say this: if )'OIi tbiDl that you 're better qualified to dell with your problems than mt, F ahead and mess up your lhlPid lives! I mean all I do is wony rsJ butt off trying to 10M yow pea,lumber- headed dilemmas pd I happen to think that rm doill 1 pretty damn good job! So if all you little pin-llndl Oil there think I'm jut IOUIC to Iii OI my hands and wait for you to ~ to your senses, well roraet it' ,._ going to Europe! To bell • all al you! I don't need you! ,._ ,sniveling selves to Ann l.andln 111 Dear Abby! Let thole old~ deal with your crap for • wllllt' 1 don't need this! . So when you come bad lo ,senses, I may comicler readlll ,-; truh. Oh, and one more tlilldon't want to bar frca .,,,,, - more, Reagan. You made ,bed: now wake up ID It! I don't have to do dldllJ. I'll• t 'lbunday, May 3, 1984 Computer fair A nother success by Bob Kiesling U attendance were used as an indicator of the success of this year's computer fair, it could have been better. Program coordinator Karen Norwood estimated that about 500 people showed up for the fair, but she and several of the exhibitors there blamed the poor attendance on Saturday's wann weather. But in another respect the Computer Fair was a success. The theme or this year's fair was " Telecommunic- ations and Computer Networking. '' and while AT & T had a large display of their new terminal equipment and Sperry Co~ ration presentd an imptess1ve. il poorly attended, seminar on digitized voice processing, most of the action centered around Apple's new lie and the local exhibitors. Newest Apple draws attention The newest addition to the Apple family. the llc, got more than a bit of attention at the Computer Fair. Introduced only last week by Apple. the Ile is designed to compwnent Apple's line of 8 bit microcomputers- the ll, Dt and the Ile. It runs the same software, and a spokesman for Colortron in Racine who was showing the Ile said it uses many of the same accesories. He said the De is designed for the portable computer market. It weighs about ten pounds and is small enough to fit in a good-size briefcase. The Uc comes with 128k of memory, a built-in floppy disk drive, and five training disks. all for $1,295. The Ile will compliment a new lightweight flat panel display. which should be released next fall Cotortron expects to have about ten of the new computers this week, and a spokesman said that Colortron does offer discounts to people who have a Parkside ID He commented that last ran many people doubted whether Apple could survive the introduction of IMB's PCjr. But with two strong new products, lhe Maootosb and the Ile, Colortron·s Apple display was getting most of the atten• tion on Saturday. Week at the Park by Kevin Zirkelbach Brother of Patrick "F1asbdanee" will be shown today at 3:30 p.m. in the Un.ion Cinema. The movie is rated R and runs 96 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. It is sponsored by PAB. ***** ***** Friday, May t-A student reci~I will be held at 1 p.m. in Commum• cation Arts D118. The program ls free and open to the public. ' 'Flashdance" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. "The Miser" starts at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Advance admission prices are $2.SO for students. Parkside facultv. staff and senior citizens, and $3 50 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office and wdl be available at the door. ****'****** Saturday, May >-Another show• ing of "The Miser" can be seen at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. ** * *** * * ** Mooday, May 7-"Time Out (l\'bo oeeds it?): DiscipUoe ill a Pr~ School SettiDg," by Sherry Thomas at 7 p.m. m Union 104 It is a work• shop sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Co11tioued o.n Page 1Z S#ll4d~~ 4500 17th Ave., Kenosha 652-3959 .Vou· Serring Food! 11 am 10 10 pm Sun. thru Thurs. Ladi<'~· '\itt' 7-11pm 50 '\1h.NI Urink-. Monday Night lmpor l '\ight •1 7-11 PM Sunday Night 13 Cover FREE Tap 8 1.'t>r 7-11 PM Tuesday Night \t._.n ·-. '.'i i1<· 7-11 pm 50 ,\1h('d OrinJ.., Featuring ThP flnest Rod, ·., .. Roll llw,ir Most or the 23 exhibitors said business has oe\er been better. More and more people are bu)-mg home computers, whether b«ause of the lower- pnces or better technology being incorporated into I.he new models. l.aJJCe E\-a.'1S, a ulesman for Colortroo Computers in Racine, said many roore people are using computers at home lhan ever before. " There's an incre.ased awareness of what computers are used for," he said. " They're a tool'' Norwood sald awareness was tbe purpose or the fair. " People are really afraid of computers, and they're fun and easy to learn," she said. "lt's kind or a suce way for I.he club to bn.ng computers to people." People were coming to the computers as well. Evans said Color· tron sold se-.eral Macintosh computers and there were inqwries for the olber Apples on display. Coffeehouse is a hit RANGER \bout people boWNS up at lhk }nr· Other vendors did u di, also "As~ COmt! down, mere and Richard Koos. I history aad ero- mort people gd Into t," Aid Tun oom.ics major on a break from Tremmd. who q,ent lbe I Paritside, wtJo set up a ftware Bwldfn Bo.rd on the south side of &'tore in Keaosha se\'eral months Racine. ' You cet peop ago, sald businesa couklD't be bet· rally intttmt!d computm and ter. peop are intettstt!d lti lht'm Even 11nl.bout the free ach'ertis- as pp1lantts " ing he got at the C-omputer Fm. be Vt i.U1 the lower C'OSt of t!q psaid be bas tumed 0\-er a JS ment. d Bu n Board percent of his h\rentory be gets about 40 calls a da , mostly starttd from ml Commodott usm -... -- lith d Gutman pttfonn der G tar" (act~lly a Bar-Kay tar) Thi$ tbt second lime Gutman playf'd at Partskl Aftff the perfonmnc- e. be said ''Tht! acousucs are great. 1 IO\-e playulg Part.side It's lots of fun and the aucliences are ral ruce " Gul<'ZUln I old nd ll\ Todd llu 1 kosb •. 11 1blll'Sda), May 3, 1984 Carl's Corner they would begin letting people in S · ·ts began to twenty al a time. pm RANGER wanted ones with 1>3'ifiers. Thar what I'd do, I'd get one with an. .5 ,-Cl· fier. If they wanted one, my morn Where's the cabbage? soar and we sang fo r J·O y·• but contrarY to what anybody may have seen we were not dan<:ing. A lot o( us j~t b3dn't gone to the bathroom since the night before. . will want one. "That's our last pacifier! Sol'Ty no more pacifiers!" _ · AAAARRRRRGGGGHlffi! ! only five more people lo go and 1 don't know what to get By this time I could see the remaining dolls. There's a blonde one in the comer. I'd get the blonde one. ho people to go and a lady takes the blonde one. I've had it!! by Carl CbaDousli . \\e I the inffltu>le (inally happened Early Sunday monunc. I "• rudely awakened from my I romatose state to go stand an " l lttfflCd to be subzero lhff ~ d Is IUbzerO, isn't 1t"I for houri among thro of ~ple f r ~,) u guessed ll. yet"I Cabmge PDtcb Kids Th Lui th1ng I remembettd PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:lll pn1 • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Mtlk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter O,ip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Roo1beer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spcarment Leaves • Slarllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge x • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee o :scs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Bearis • Calllornla Mix • Caribbean Delicacy e Carob Malted Milk S...lls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix e Yogurt Malted MIik Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brlttle • Smoked Almonds whole CLOSE OUT SALE All ITEMS 50% OFF May 7-11 filling asleep m my cozy bed. and then waklng up an the n.r on the "") to Zayre•~ w[tb my mother's wt words wll ringing m my ears " bite sure you get one that's bale!"' I am~ed there to find the front or the store ~ W1lh a bun• dred people who were practically camping out to insure their little one's bappu,ess It look~ like a ba& bdies' convention Ha\ing not tale:n lhe time to shower or shave I ~ndcd right m and took my posl· lJon After about a hall hour, more and more people bad am ed and dissension began to grov.- I can still bear the screams of the old bdy bclng passed overhead " But I don t want a doll' I'm 1T2lly Just hue to shop' .. We mlght tme t,e,.. Li ed her. too, if It weren't 4 am Then S a m. rolled around, and as the sun slow1y came up l0 th.a our frigid bodies, we could see the mulutudes o( storks fl),ng overh d This bit of Ught ga,-e us great jo} as the tm,pentutt rose. and ga11e us a great scare. as now we could see each other's unshaven. unrombed and morning-creased faces Once Ober Easy A 6 am. came around, we began lo gel LO know ea<'h other. We made fne!ld:s and talked and began to feel as one We were united by a romrnoo cause We felt strong and bold. Ready to conquer Ready to break down the doors th.at blocked our cause and I.lite wh3t was rightfully ours We were ready l0 bum and pillage and .then the police am~ed W1lh the police came clouds nnd our spuils were dampened 7 a m. and once again we were huddled next l0 the bwlding wishlng we bad stayed home, wishing we had never heard of Cabbage P~tch Kuh. w1shang we had the spot neit lo the door so that when the store opened v; v.-oukl ha~ e r arst choi.re Around 8 a.m the pran.ksteri. beg n to wake up Shouts of, " Hey, they're operung the doorS'" follow• ed by " Ha-ha-ha, made ya look!'' could be heard unti about 8 30 1liat was when most of the prank• sters were getting their first good look at mob vtolen<"e and the rensonhlp of speech in action. Al 9 a m a lady came out of the store and annnounced that al 9 30 Just as they had said, precisely ~t 9 . 30 they opened the doors to let an the first 20. Three seconds later, as about 60 of us raced through t_he store, I caught wind of a peculiar odor-that which I have only s~el· led while driving through Burlington in the fall. . Suddenly we found ourselves m another line. only this one was movtng. At the front o( the line the ~pie would point to the doll they wanted and the clerk would band it lo them Ttus got rid of the pawing and groping and stampeding which had happened at other stores. . Now, picture the follow1ng thoughts coming from · a man who doesn't e\·en like Cabbage Patch Kids, who was only doing this for his mother and who hasn't had much sleep. Bald! I had to get one that's bald. That's all! Ask for a bald one! Easy! Simple! You betcha! Then a voice rang out, "That's our Last bald one! Sorry. no more baldies!" Oh, my gosh! Now what? Think. think, lhin.k! Wait a minute! The ladies outside were saying that they Suddenly a clerk from the back room entered with a doll that had a pacifier and set it down. That's it• Tbe one with the pacifier! I did it• I got one! I didn't believe it! As I skipped through the store, 1 thought to myself I had finally made it. I was done, through, finished. It was over. While walking past the racks or Cabbage Patch Clothes, I picked up an outfit out of the goodness or my wallet. Even when I checked out at the counter, I could sense a cuange coming over me. I didn't ask for a bag. I was proud of that symbol of commercialism. Even now that the ordeal is over and I still tell everyone that I hate them, I have to admit one thing. That Cabbage Patch Kid is the cutest piece ol doth, plastic and polyester that t have ever seen. Ain,t that America! The nalional speed limit for ~ cery carts 1:S 3 mph This new law results from numerous accidents dail) an the aisles of large grocery ted in all stores with more than five aisles Anyone exceeding 3 mph will be uct.eted by store emplo)'ees and subject to fl.nes prohibiting the use of coupons. Dri1;er education counes v.ill be offered to am· driver who is thought to be shoppmg regardless of life tores • ~ Umil" SlgJl.S Yi'il.l be pos• CASH FOR YOUR USED BOOKS! WE PAY UP TO 50% FOR YOUR USED TEXTBOOKS We buy air USED textbooks .... WHETHER USED HERE OR NOT f KUI CUllllll(__. l lill&.alll( l TIME MAY 9 -10 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 MAY 11 ·18 9:00- 7:00 Alcove Beside Oampu1 Store. The law arose through federal leg1Slation banning senior citizens from certain aisles during weekend hours Their driving habits have, literally, scared away middle-aged and younger shoppers, which harms store economies. Older shoppers have free access to all aisles on weekdays, when overall shopping volume is less. Lane markers will also be mandatory 1n said stores. Drivers will follow the highway law of staying to the right an traffic. Parking JS allowed when contemplating a purchase, and then only in front of the items to be purchased. Also. parking is allowed at the checkout counter only when immediately behind the customer in front. Unattended or stalled carts, be they blocking an aisle or not will be towed away by carryout boys U these new laws fail to create positive results, all carts will be installed with rear view mirrors directionals and bumpers to ~ure the safety of adult shoppers. ********** " Music soothes the savage beast ,'_' the old saying goes. But now• ,t ~n also be inspmng lo lower animals. Just ask dairy farmer. Barney Tabernacle. He as one of many milk producers who has installed an elaborate stereo system inside his barn to entertain his rows. The melodic atmosphere pleases the senses of most bovine qwidripeds. So much so, in Barney's herd lhe Guernseys_ sing along wjth th~ music. They are known as the Barney Tabernacle All-Guernsey Milking Choir, and the director is mighty proud of his group. "The girls are great. They au have good pitch. Of course I pick the best from the bunch. And not a one of them kicks when perfonn· ing. " All they need is hay and a good beat. The rest is what I call pu.re moosic." Barney's wife, Shirley, retired early as a high school music teacher to devote full time to her new musical family. "You can't teach them much," she says. "They'll moo to their heart's content. as long as the mu• sic's runnin'. When it's turned off, they're feisty for a while, but then they settle down." What kind of music do they siJIC lo? "It's gotta have drums,'' BarneY pounds. "I'll be damned if they'll listen to anything else. Mostly tht stuff the kids listen to nowadays. "They like Little Pink Houses bJ John Cougar. And Bob Seeger. Females and ballads s«>m to latdl on to one another. "The choir is becoming more contemporary. Hopefully, the days of Led Zeppelin and the Doors are over. They like this Boy Georgt character. Milking goes a lot easier when he's singing." Barney says the AII-Guernsef Milking Choir will not last forever But be will continue to provide Top 40 music for his Top 40 COWS 11 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Plays at Parkside Lotsa, Lazzi! by Bill Speare You may have noticed, if you've noticed anything much on the way between classes and the library. some "funny-money" posters. Three dollar bills to be exact. They have caught some of your mercenary eyes with notification of the dramatic arts production of The Miser, which will be continued this weekend, Friday and Saturday, May 4 and 5, at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. U you got close enough to scrutinize the central portrait on these posters, you'll have noticed the insignia "lotsa lazzi." Now, nobody gets sent on assignment for this newspaper to find out Psycho Babble Move by Rick Luehr Every summer. it seems as though we have to sit through end• less reruns on TV. Most of the programs are just repeats of the previous television season. But there is hope. The networks use some of the airtime to try out new series. II the programs prove successful during their summer run, they may be picked up for the regular season. The networks have just aMounc• ed several of these shows to air, and if you ask me, they look like hits. Let's take a look ... JUNG AND TIIE RESTLESSFollow Carl Jung, 'Sigi' Freud and the rest of their wacky bunch as they go from one hilarious adven• ture to the next in the zany world of psychoanalysis. WATT'S THE BEEF?- This nighttime 'soap' stars former Secretary of the Interior James Watt and Wendy's commercial star Clara Peller as the heads of the multi-million dollar chain of EndangerBurger franchises. TIIE KHADDAFY DUCK SHOW - A Saturday morning cartoon show about the wild and wacky Khaddafy Duck and his fanatical followers in their constant battle against Maggie Mouse and her forces of good. The show is full of adorable characters such as Maggie Mouse's friend and constant supporter, Ronnie Right. These little guys should be more popular than the Smurfs. CONSTANTLY CHERNENKOPreviously announced under the title of A.K.A. At71Ugeddon, this kooky farce tells the story of little Constantin and his older brother Wally as they get in one zany sit114!· lion after another. In the first ep1• sode, Constantin accidentally laun· ches an all~ut nuclear attack on Mississippi and hopes dad won't give him a spanking. Loads of laughs. •••••••••• In my constant quest for informatiOn, I have discovered one of what "lotsa" means. "Laz:zi," on the other hand, is the Italian term for "funny business, often physical, or the more common term .... schtick." That's exactly where this reporter draws the line. He'll not explain all the jokes contained m this play ... well, maybe just a few._ The Miser has familiar "schticlt" for most of the characten mvolved in the play. Examples include: the cl~er or_ stupid servants catching flies,, falling down. getting kicked, getting slapped. or just servants catching flies, falling down, getting kicked, getting slapped or just plain trying to get out of a jam. Playing these roles are: Paula Boehler, Steve Orth, John Weatherall, Julian Brown and John Miskulin. Don't \l:0rry about too much "lau.i" bet given awa~ m this article, ho~-er. becaUSE: that's where the ptt'\iousJy Wln!pOrtE'd term .. lotsa" gets into the act The Miser also has the conuc "types" for which 1oliere has become famous, and ror he bas become known as a cla$3ic 10 romed1t' literature. Examples or the " types," or stDd: characters, include. the central miserly fathft (Andrew Brhell, the )-oun« 10\-ers (Rebecca Julich, Scott Reichelsdorf and Connie Kowa~l. U>P duped judge (Bill ~). the lappy landing IJ J Walker) and the •')'Outnow- what-with-lhe-heart-of-gokl'' !Mary Beth Kelleher) C'J'bis zs ooce and for all a family De\\-spa.ptt ) over, Smurfs the most fiendish plots in recorded history. I'm sure you have all heard of subliminal suggestion. For those who haven't. subliminal suggestion involves flashing messages during movies or TV shows loo fast for the COllSCIOUS mind to notice. However, the subconscious mind registers 11 and 11 can influence the way a person th.inks. Now 1t seems that scientists have developed a way to insert subliminal messages drink Cote an the pnnt media wear Jordache Jems Somehow they can now insert U. S. out of El Salvador these messages into newspapers, mag:wnes, and books. or course, as it the nature of subliminal e.1t Cheerio:. ad\·ertising, the messages move so qwckly that you won't even notice drink Coors them. This, of course. Psychobabble is tbe fUIIJliest thing~ imtten means that your mlnd can be this guy desenes tbe Pulitzer Prize marupulatE'd without you e,;en r~lizmg 1t In this way, seod me all of your IDOf>e}' your thoughts and rtions can be controlled II some greedy romt' on, I mean aD your money or tWlSted indMdual els hold of thls,ewelr). too process. be or she could use 11 for his or her own selfish d1«ts are /me pms We must stop the use ol this Just lea,-e the amount bwit - l'U fill ii ,n tec::haique immediately before some warped stodcs and bonds are good, too ~ learns how to use it Be on your .all you girls nnt a date With me guard bj the Ir.I) Ric-k Jou're Cu-ed, John K BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: SUNTOUCH (Top 40) Friday, May 4 8:30 pm-12:30 am LIP SERVICE Saturday, May 5 8:30 pm-12:00 am NO COVER CHARGE with UW-Parkside 1.0. Wednesday, May 9 FULL HOUSE Alabama Slammers 50• & Schnapps SOC 9:30 pm-10:30 pm Tap Beer u you already mow lll'by ther are on!) three laffl-s, or t a happy landing as. you are With immediately lo s«ney Tbefe1J no of a pwposduJ. ly U-.m plot by this r~er Faculty member JDdilh Tucttt Snider bas d and C'OaStnld· ed rostumes for the production tn the height of lush 3""'~ ..... "' wti ion Stelly Warren bas dcsiDK'd IDd built a Witty, splffldid ~ STUDENT SPECIALS FROM 5120 PER MONTH* MODERN " LOFT'' APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Wat r • Carpe ng • Electr c ly • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry fac ltt1 s RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM By contacting the man g r, you can actually be sure of m etlng your hous ng needs In advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based on Double Occupancy r 1! 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U interested, call Bill Robbins at 553-2233. Personals CAROL: HERE'S your classified ad Happy??? RIC&. NJCJt, Dick and Sarah: How does one atu.in immortality? Help Wanted BICK. NICK.. Dick and Sarah: You THE UW-PA.RISIDE office of gets yoursell an OSWALD. Public lnlormat.iOD is seekmg a stu- DR. BILL: So tbe malpractice w.s dent experienctd an all phases of thrown out or court. Now. how photography. including $hooting, about the Girl Scout and the hand· developing and pnnting black and cuffs? Ann Roberts. white pictures. to wort part-time. NA.\1E WJTBBELD: When does The job will reqwre sorM evening your cUy end? "THE OFFICE'' and weekend work Applicant must NA.\1E WlfllBELD: Why didn't ha\e working knowledge of funda- you talk lO the janitors? "OFFICE'' A Week at the Park Coatiaued from Page 9 T\wsday, May I-The classic sd· ence fiction movie. "Tbe Fly," will be shown at 7 p m in the Uruon Cinema The moVM! as rated G and runs 94 minutes. Admiwon is free de Jazz Ensemble can be heard at a p.m. m the Communication Arts Theater. Admission is $3 for Parkside students and SS for others 'nck· ets can be purchased at the Union lnfonnatJoD Center and at the Fine Arb Di~n Offil'fl The long-awaited CODCffl featUI· tng Ed ~ and the Partsi• I i .~ ' ·. \ i PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Mon., May 14 thru Fri., May 18 WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For A Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS "TIIE OFFICE" I did, and they told me they thought you were pigs, loo. ANDY: fflE game's up. I know what you're playing at. Mrs. John• son OFFICE-GOERS: Massage lessons beginning soon. Be there. RICK: YOUR middle name isn't slime. but it sure is ~im.lLar, Ann Roberts. JEFF: SHE was a doll!! Good job!! Y.A.E. UTE: WHAT'S the calorie count so far? Ann Roberts UCK RUEHR: Here's the classified you'1.e been wailing for. Lo,·e. Laroe, K. RACHEL K : My tunes are still spinning! Rock on!! Joey!! SUSAN P. Rock and ROLL for• e"o'er! Rock ON!! JOEY .Snorts Shots KM & JWN: Congratulations! I hope your romance lasts as long as the new rock. WRHJ. DENISE (LEFTY):. How's the left one? SIGNED, raE RIGHT ONE. MEP: WANT to split a can of olives? CH JOEY: DON'T look now, you might find out!! Radio RJZ: YOU were the most handsome man at the ball. Thank you for making lt so special. Cynde. RlZ \'RAY Jni Ebi Kita Cynde Miller. RJZ: YOU still own me a romantic night on the town. MKD. GOOCHIE: LET'S do some pool action this week at the pub. MD. MELVIN: We'll have to mate our little mopeds sometime. DOC ANNIE: ARE you going to make it RANGER by Paul Berge through social problems this semester? MD DEB: I can't wait 'til Monday. The Sox are going lo kill the Brewers DOC ANDI BETH: Good luck with your little RMJ. MD. BLANCHE: fflE smelt fishers are waiting lo attack. Let's send Molly down first to run interferencethey'll never go for her. HAHAHA MOLLY: DOESN'T smelt fishing on a Friday night sound simply charming?? And don't expect to learn the computer business too quickly. I'm not sure it's all it's cracked up to be. STACE: STOP grinding your teeth!!! And if you do it this weekend, I'll take you somewhere to have them pulled. Then we'll see who goes to Tucson. True blue Cub fan b)· Robb Laebr AU right. l confess. t am a true. blue. dyed-in-the'wool, totally dedicated, long-suffering Chicago Cub fan. l have been a fan for the last 12 years, and probably will be for life. Throughout that lime I've started out each year with high hopes for the Cubs: then the season started. It's been that way since 1945, Jr 4446 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha • 652-3690 Live and on S&age Frf,-Sat.-Sun. u NBOYS 9-.30 pm - 1 :00 am • No Increase on Any Drinks • Band Donatton-11 .oo • Pak.Ing Avallabte Aaoss East Corner PLU SUNDAY BEER BUST JAMBOREE 1PM T04PM •S2.00 At The Door• s1 Band Donation • when the Cubs last won a pennant. Ob, sure, the Northsiders have been near the lop of the National League once or twice since then. The most remembered time, of course, was 1969, when the "Miracle Mets" overtook the Cubs during September in probably the most incredible comeback in the history of sports. Contributing to the Mets' comeback was the famous Cubs' September Swoon. now legendary in the world of baseball. During a couple of years in the 1970's, the Cubs were in first place as late as mid-August. but then the Swoon returned to haunt them. For the most part, however, the Cubs usually found themselves out of the division race from the start. This is in a division thought of as the weakest in baseball. (For esample. the New York Mets won the division in 1973 with a record of 83- 79.) Things change, however, and on the north side of Chicago. witllill Continued on Page 15 - 13 .. Thursday, May 3, 1984 THE END May 19 & 20 1984 Parkside Activities Board University of Wisconsin-Parkside Donnie Iris and the Cruisers will perform Sunday, May 20 at 9:30 p.m. on the Union Patro RA ER Saturday, May 19 9 am 10am 1 m HOO 4 pm OP Dt ER 630 pm 30 pm CCU May 20 5 pm 630 pm MAUD *** PLEASE NOTE GUEST POLICY *** NO GUEST TICKETS Ll BE SO O O T DAY OF l'HE EVENT GU T TIC ETS MUST BE PURCHASED lN AD A CE AT THE U 0 I FORMATION DESK LAST DATE 10 PU • CHASE ADVANCE TlCKETS IS flVDAV, MAY 18 BEFORE 4 PM - - - :' ..... ------ _....., . . • -:-..4- r It Tluanday, May 3, 1984 Women ,s softball District tourney first priority By Pat Ounbie SJIOC'1,I Edi&or Durln, this wt weekend the weather played a factor in the lamft the women•s softball te2m played 1n the Whitewater touma• ment The women played agafnst 'A1uteWater, uCrosse and Stevens Pcrint "Pbyini ln Wbltewater was a r I a~ E~eryone played under the same condJuons but at was hard to keep your eyes open because of the blowing sand," coach Lincu Draft eotnmfflted The LaCrosse and St~ens Point pmes were both tipt. wtlh KOres of 1-0 The LaCrosse game was JCOttlm until the overtime Ith inn1nc The only score in the Stevens Point pine '™ in the Ith inning "Both games were good and exciting," said Draft Against Whitewater the men weren ·t so lucky The ending StOre was a 2-1 loss The wtnd was ,ery strong and took the hits away. Draft commented, "It was real disappouiUng to lose that dwnplOO· ship Whitewater game for the second year in a row by a one-run ball game. It was d.isappouiting because one of our goals was to wm that dwnpionsbip .. Earlier an the week the women played St. Xa~ ID a double ~der and lost both of those games 4-1 and 1-1. The team made a lot of mental errors that game and Just didn't play well. The team wasn't bitting IS ~ U I.bey usually do Draft said, "They're a good team and you can't afford to give them any kind of edge " They came back after that to stomp Northeastern Illinois The double header scores were 12-2 and 7-0. The teMD hit them hard with doubles and tnples. The team is ranked 11th 1n the nation now, but don't really foresee going any higher 1n the rankings as of now. Right now the team is roncentraUng on the district touma· meat agamst Green Bay. One goal is to make natiooals, but the team IS coocentntin& on one game at a time. "We can't look ahead If you do that you have a tendency to look past the immediate future, if you do that you might not even get there cnauonalsJ," Draft c:oncluded. RANGER ___ Ill', his band at pitching against Carroll College. Photo by Michael luilM Men's baseball putting together wins By Pat Clambie Sporia Edltor Despite \\eather probl m • the men basebllll team I puttm together a f"' wms. Saturday against Concordia lhe men won their dou• ble ~er 17-7 and 18-0 They play Concordia today 1n the State Tournament at 3 p m. Hitting well against Concordia was Dave Schwartz who hit a grand slam in the rust and in the second game hit a ~ run He fmlsbed wilh 11 RBI, his career best Other hitters ere John Hyatt 4 for 6. Dave Schwartz 5 for S and Duane McLean 3 for 5. Pitdl.ing a shut out game in lhl' second pme wett Sean Patterson and Dan Elverman. Here against Carroll college the men lost 5-4. Duane McLean pitch· ed that game. His usual position is m the outfield, but he pitched to give the other pitchers a rest. Hit• ting well against Carroll was John Hyatt and Joe Meier with 2 hits each and Dave Schwartz with a home run Against Chicago Circle they split lhe double header losing 2·1 and coming back to win 3-l. In the first game Sean Patterson pitched an ex• cellent game giving up only two hits. In the 3-1 game Tun Sorenson ga,·e up 6 hits but stnJck out five Dave Schwartz had two RBI that game. The team suffered heartbreaking losses to UW-Madison on Tuesday. They lost the first game with a close 4-3, although Parkside out hit Madison 9-5. Tom Weipert went 3 for 4 and Randy Speigelhoff was 2 for 3. In the second game they were defeated again. 7-1. "They threw their best pitcher at us that game We had only three hits," said Captain Dave Schwartz. The all-<:oriference baseball team has been named and some of the Parkside team members were selected. Those named for ouUield are Dave Schwartz and John Hyatt Scott Brooks was named for utility outfield. Pitchers Sean Pattenoa and Tim Sorenson were also named. Whitewater Invite results The Whitewater Invitational proved to be a tum for the better for the men·, tract team The team IS small. and most ol the nw,en' talents lie ill distaDce events. Pant• side doel aot have a faeld events team. 'lbe team was fifth out ol Racer pltoto b) Dave McE,-oy nine teams. TAKE A STUDY BREAK An accomplishment the team revels ln i.s beating Carthage, the local nval. UW-W was first with 181 points. Parkside scored 63, and Carthage, who came in sixth, scored 451/a points. Ted Miller came in second place in the 1,000 meter race. His time was 31 :45, a personal best for Miller. He's never run under 32 minutes before. In lhe 10,000 meter walk, the race walkers dominated once again. Olympic qualifying race.. walkers Andy Kaestner placed second with 45:55.2 and Mark Manning third with a time of 46 :44.2. Rod Condon came in fourth at 48.27.6, and an unofficial sixth place for Parbide was from Mick Rohl at 52:10. In the 400 meter dash, Fred Knock placed third with 50 9. Ridl Miller was back in fonn in the 1508 meter getting a time of 4·03.0 and placing second. Dan Stublaski won the 5000 meter, dusting the field witll bis time of 15.02.6. Mark Hunt placed second in that same race. Hunt's time in that race was 15.0U. The 1600 relay team only placed fourth, but they made a penonal best time of 3:31.3. The relay team members are: MiUer, Knock. Lunnow and Schuchardt. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "I am pleased wilh the men's per· formance. They ran well at tbiS meet." 15 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Loop 500 Bike race a good time When was the last time you raced for a pizza? In the Loop 500 bike race, sponsored by the PSE Marketing Club last Wednesday, ten teams of four members went out in cut-throat competition. The team who won the coveted prize of a pizza were "The Units." Team members were Sue Meyer, Mike Vania, Michelle Gross and Don Matanowski. How did winning feel? "Good." The winners of this year's loop race won last year's race, too. . Matanowski coasted to the fmish line well ahead of the pack. The t~ attributes their win to developing a technique for transferring the garter, a secret they would DOl reveal. The bikers had to transfer a garter from the leg of the rider to the leg of the next nder. The second place team "Coaches Crew," was compnsed oi Suzanne Weisner, Greg Spencer Brian Olsen and Esther Will. M 7- ttply to second place statUtt "better than third place. .. ~ team obviously ~ fun was the faculty team of Don Walters, Ron Smger, Irene Hemmans and Marie Rovelstad They didn't do so well. and one of the transfers they bad wasn't smooth Ro\"ristad fell down with the trusfemnc rider an a heap on the bike She commented, .. I wasn't sure bow to get off the bike and tab off the garter at the same lime." \1arie Ro~elstad falls off her bike to tran fer the carter to Irene llerTemans. A true blue Cub {an Continued from Page lZ the Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field, the Cubs appear to have a legitimate chance of taking the National League East title. It may be a bit early to be talking that tughly of the Cubs, but there are signs that 39 years of frustration may be nearing and end. For starters the Cubs are off to a 12-3 start. This may not be real 1mpres~ive to most observers. It isn't the record that has me encouraged: but rather the style of play that gives me real hope. Since Jim Frey took over for Lee Elia (with a short stint by Charlie Fox sandwiched in between). the Cubs hardly look like themselves. In the last week, they attempted to steal home three times (being .._successful twkel. They have been testing the anns of opposing ouU1elders by taking the extra base. They have been using the hit-and•run with great success and they are third in the NL in team batting <.272). Leading the way are Gary Matthews ( 333. 12 RBI, 2 home runs). Leon Durham (.283, 7, 2), Jody Davis ( 308, 15.ll and Mel Hall ( .295, 5, 1). On the pitching end, there are more bright spots than wash-<>uts. Steve Trout is surprisulg everyone. He is 3-1 wtth an ERA of 2.38, a far tty from last year when his ERA was over 4.00. Dick Ruthven, who had a altercation with Mel Hall 1n IJ)rinc tnlning, is 2-1 with an ERA of 4.54. The best of the starters. however, is Scott Sanderson, a Cbi· cap.area native who was acquittd from the Montreal Expos last year. He is S-1 wttb an ERA of 1.67. In bis last four starts be bu _v,,ea up no more than two earned runs m each. This includes a two-hit.~ run performance last Saturday against Pittsburgh. He faced only 28 batters, one c,ver the muumum Last, but not 1~. is the bullpen. Lee Smith has five saves and is considered one of the best relief pitchers in the Nation.al lngue Another big (and I mean big) ronbibutor is Tim Stoddard, acquired recently in a trade.. The combina• lion of Smith and Stoddal'd gives the Cubs the biggest bullpen in the majors; not in numben, but m sheer built. Smith is 6 foot-6, Stod· dard is 6 foot-7, and each man weighs over 200 pounds. 'This ts a help when you're trying to lntimi• date opposing batters On the field, the Cubs have shor• ed up their defense With the cquisition of Bob Dernier from the Phillies Dernier has taken O\'tt the ttnler field spot from I HaD Ron Cey has bttn his steady sdf so far, as has I.any Sowa At s«ond base. Ryne Smdberg. last years NL Gold Glove wumtt, bas linued bls apartlinc pby Togethff with Sowa, the two men anchor the m1ddle of the CUb def~. and cornprise one of the best doubleplay dDOS tn the major ~ Behind the plate, Jody Da does adequate job All an all the Cubs are a tum to be reckoned with an the a. East 'Ibis division has the most panty of any dh-won m baseball, ratt will go down to the end of the son I ~ the Cubs to be the thick of the nee all the Wll} This may be their best season net' I so keep an eye on FrieDdly {mes ----- A1HLETE OF THE WEEK *************** MARK MANNING *************** UW-Parks1de senior. member 01 race wal ng team. Qualified for Olympic Trials in June at the Los Angeles Coliseum. 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