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              <text>November 27, 2013&#13;
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University of Wisconsin Parkside's Student Newspaper&#13;
The Ranger News is written and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content.&#13;
Parkside celebrates 3rd annual Veterans Day ceremony&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debar004@uwp.edu&#13;
On Nov. 11 at noon in Main Place the Parkside Military Veterans Organization (PMVO)&#13;
and Parkside Student Government (PSG) hosted their third annual Veterans Day Ceremony&#13;
honoring those who have served in the U.S. Military.&#13;
Chancellor Deborah L. Ford opened the ceremony by mentioning the many veterans&#13;
who have crossed the stage at UW-Parkside, including Parkside graduate and former army&#13;
medic Michael Falbo and current student Colonel Byron C. Dowse. She expressed her&#13;
pride and gratitude on behalf of UW-Parkside for all of our current students, alumni,&#13;
faculty and staff members who have served in the US. military She also thanked students&#13;
who continue to support our military veterans.&#13;
Chancellor Ford noted PMVOs willingness to come together and the importance of&#13;
our continued support of this organization on campus. The Military Veterans Organization&#13;
is an organization that has recently been emerging on campuses across the nation.&#13;
They provide support for unique issues that may be encountered by students, alumni and&#13;
family members of those who are serving or who have served in the United States military.&#13;
PMVO also works with students who are interested in being a part of the armed forces of&#13;
the United States and allied nations. They allow interested students to contact recruiters&#13;
of any branch of the military&#13;
Chancellor Ford went on to say that she would like to continue to make UW-Parkside&#13;
a destination for our active duty military their families and our veterans by enhancing&#13;
services, educational pathways and educational partnerships with our active duty military&#13;
"Our commitment forty five years ago must be sustained today, and so I pledge to you we&#13;
will continue to provide a wonderful educational environment for our veterans and active&#13;
military members here at UW-Parkside," said Chancellor Ford. "I too want to express my&#13;
gratitude, my appreciation and my honor for those who serve and those who continue to&#13;
serve. Thank you on behalf of the University of Wisconsin Parkside," she concluded.&#13;
PSG Speaker of the Senate Dustin Beth introduced fellow student and U.S. army veteran&#13;
Colonel Bryon C. Dowse. Dowse has served in the military for 35 years total. He&#13;
spent three years in the active army as an airborne ranger in the 1st Ranger Battalion. Following&#13;
that, he was a sergeant for the Wisconsin National Guard for four years while attending&#13;
UW-Madison and UW-Eau Claire. He was also in the Army Reserve for 28 years,&#13;
of which he spent almost 1 Vi years in Iraq from 2003 to 2004. In a brief interview, Byron&#13;
mentioned that one of the best things Parkside students can do to support fellow student&#13;
army veterans is to simply thank them for their service. He also said it helps to listen: "Every&#13;
veteran has individual needs and issues." US. military veterans offer a unique addition&#13;
to our student body here at Parkside.&#13;
"They have real world experience in many countries around the globe and involvement&#13;
with current world issues," said Dowse. He says that it is also helpful to encourage veterans&#13;
to seek professional help if need be and let them know that it is okay to ask for help.&#13;
The ceremony concluded with a proper US. flag folding demonstration along with an&#13;
elaborate explanation for the meaning behind each fold.&#13;
Top: Chancellor Ford addresses the audience. Middle: The crowd looks on excitedly. Bottom:&#13;
Two members of the military listen to Colonel Dowse speak. Photos by: Ray Pajarillo&#13;
Animation Gallery debuts work from senior student artists&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbsO 14 @ u wp .edu&#13;
A group of seniors here at Parkside have been working&#13;
diligently over the last several weeks of the semester&#13;
creating animations. These animations are their senior&#13;
projects and will be on display for all to see in the Rita&#13;
Talent Pickens Regional Center of Arts Foundation&#13;
Gallery. The first showing will began on Nov. 18 and&#13;
will run through Nov. 29. This show features three animations:&#13;
Kenowhere by James Passannante, An Honest&#13;
Fable by Dustin Kraus, and Arid by Aaron Clutter.&#13;
Kenowhere is a short about two locals bar hopping&#13;
with an interesting twist, Arid is clever new sci-fi short,&#13;
and An Honest Fable is, well, just that, an honest fable.&#13;
Students, friends, and family will have two weeks in&#13;
order to catch these three animations. After Nov.&#13;
29 the gallery will switch over and a new batch of&#13;
animations will have their turn for public viewing.&#13;
Having seen bits of the animations, it is clear the&#13;
animators have been working extremely hard this&#13;
semester to turn what started as sketches on blank&#13;
paper into full blown animations. As usual, there&#13;
is no charge for entering the gallery and viewing&#13;
the animations. All are welcomed and encouraged&#13;
to stop by and support your fellow students and,&#13;
hopefully, check out a cool new cartoon short. In&#13;
the gallery there will also be a white board for anyone&#13;
to leave comments on what they thought about&#13;
the gallery showing in the form of words or even&#13;
pictures.&#13;
The grand opening of the gallery took place on&#13;
Nov. 20. All three animators were there for the&#13;
opening for the chance to show off their hard work&#13;
to their friends and family that came. The turnout&#13;
was very high during the grand opening, fellow art&#13;
students came to support their fellow students, and&#13;
also get a taste of where they can take their educational&#13;
career. If you missed the grand opening or&#13;
still haven't seen the shows, you have until Nov. 29&#13;
so be sure to swing by the gallery and have a quick&#13;
seat. The three animations together only take about&#13;
15 minutes to watch, so you can check them out inbetween&#13;
class, on your way out, or on your way in.&#13;
The gallery will be open every day from 9:00am4:30pm.&#13;
&#13;
Send us your press releases, news tips, and opinions!&#13;
Email us at: rangernews@uwp.edu &#13;
I'Diversity of Wisconsin Parkside Student Newspaper&#13;
900 Wood Road&#13;
Kenosha, WI53141&#13;
Phone: (262) 595-2287&#13;
Fax: (262) 595-2295&#13;
E-mail: rangernews@uwp.edu&#13;
Editor in Chief:&#13;
Staff Reporters:&#13;
Copy Editors:&#13;
Photographers:&#13;
Designers:&#13;
Maggie Lawler&#13;
lawle020@uwp.edu&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbs014@uwp.edu&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debar004@ uwp .edu&#13;
Katlynne Davis&#13;
davis086@uwp.edu&#13;
Michael Jensen&#13;
jense089@uwp.edu&#13;
Carl Rollmann&#13;
rollmOO 1 @ uwp .edu&#13;
Raymone Pajarillo&#13;
pajarOO 1 @ uwp .edu&#13;
Maggie Lawler&#13;
lawle020@ uwp .edu&#13;
MISSION STATEMENT:&#13;
THE RANGER NEWS S TRIVES TO IN FORM, EDUcate,&#13;
AND ENG AGE THE UW-PARKSIDE COMMUNITY&#13;
BY PUBLISHING WELL-WRITTEN, ACCURATE&#13;
STUDENT JOURNALISM O N A B I-WEEKLY&#13;
BASIS, AS WELL AS ONLINE.&#13;
The Ranger News meetings are every Friday&#13;
at noon in MOLN 107. All students and faculty&#13;
of UW-Parkside are welcome to attend.&#13;
Have any comments, concerns, questions, or&#13;
story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangernews@&#13;
uwp.edu. Like to meet with us? We are located&#13;
in the Student Center in room L101A.&#13;
Letter from the editor&#13;
Feels good to be back in print, doesn't it?! I sure do love&#13;
that new paper smell. I don't love when the ink gets all over&#13;
my hands and I can't touch my iPhone, though. That's such&#13;
a first world problem, isn't it? Everyone is probably reading&#13;
this like "wow, that poor thing, can't update her twitter for&#13;
two minutes." You know what my twitter would say? "Got ink&#13;
on my hands, lol." I'm just kidding. Anyone that follows me&#13;
knows I only talk about cats anyway.&#13;
Can we just take a second to think about how crazy it is&#13;
that we got snow this past week? Yeah, I know. It's November&#13;
in Wisconsin. I shouldn't be surprised, but I was. And seeing&#13;
the snow outside just made me feel so much better about&#13;
my day. I'm one of those people that thinks snow is magical,&#13;
and I never plan on leaving the state. I'm also too much of a&#13;
Packer fan to be appreciated anywhere else, so I guess there's&#13;
that. Getting back to my main point, snow. It snowed. And&#13;
snow means winter. Winter means winter break, and SANTA.&#13;
SANTA. Sorry. Sometimes my inner Buddy the Elf comes&#13;
out in Christmas conversation. This is our last issue before&#13;
Thanksgiving. And we all know what's after Thanksgiving. It's&#13;
like, move over pilgrims, I have presents to open. Just kidding.&#13;
That was mean. But seriously, the semester is fast approaching&#13;
its end, and I for one am thrilled. I think I have five&#13;
papers to write in the next few weeks? I should start those.&#13;
I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling it. Yesterday, I saw this&#13;
girl scream "CALCULUS FINAL" and then collapse on the&#13;
ground clutching her heart, right in the middle of the hallway.&#13;
Maybe that's a lie. Maybe it's not. Either way, the end is near.&#13;
After this issue we only have one more until we're done for&#13;
the semester! We're such a tease, right? We come back into&#13;
your life and make you feel all warm inside, then leave you&#13;
again for another few months. We're like the stray cat I had in&#13;
my backyard when I was little, except you don't have to catch&#13;
us with bologna to make us like you. Well, maybe a few of us,&#13;
but most of us will just say hi if you want to talk about anything.&#13;
We love to talk about the newspaper, or what you can&#13;
do to join! You thought I'd let that go, but I'm not. I never will,&#13;
either. Spring semester is right around the corner, and maybe&#13;
you need an internship. Just saying, food for thought. You can&#13;
get six credits in two semesters working on the paper. And&#13;
you'll have fun doing it. Okay. I'm done for now. For now. Join&#13;
with all your friends! Okay now I'm really done.&#13;
At least do us a favor. If you like what you see, tell us! Shout&#13;
it from the rooftops if you have to, but don't fall, because&#13;
that's dangerous. We'll only be around if you guys want&#13;
to read what we're producing. Without a willing audience,&#13;
we don't have a paper. Our funding depends on&#13;
how many people pick up each issue, and how many&#13;
of those people actually like what they're reading each&#13;
week. We even take suggestions, as long as they're appropriate.&#13;
&#13;
Ladies and gentlemen, since this is the last time I'll&#13;
talk to you until December, I hope you all have a happy,&#13;
calorie-filled Thanksgiving. Just remember, you always&#13;
want that second piece of pie. Saying no is for quitters.&#13;
That's why they invented sweatpants, okay? Own it.&#13;
Wednesday November 27&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Art Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Thursday November 28&#13;
HAPPY THANKSGIVING&#13;
Art Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Friday November 29&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Art. Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Saturday November 30&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Art. Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Sunday December 1&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Art. Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Monday December 2&#13;
Art. Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Keep an eye out for other Parkside events&#13;
using the Parkside calendar.* &#13;
November 27,2013&#13;
The Ranger News&#13;
Redaction: UW-Parkside Segregated&#13;
Fees, what does Parkside use them for?&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debai004@uwp ,edu&#13;
It was stated in our Nov. 6 issue that all military veteran students&#13;
Alth Tl SCh&#13;
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Although this is true for some veterans, this is not the case for all&#13;
military veterans. All UW schools are required to waive tuition and&#13;
segregated fees for the military veterans who fall under the requirements&#13;
of 2007 Wisconsin Act 25. The school is then reimbursed by&#13;
he state for tuition, but not for segregated fees. Subsequently, the cost&#13;
ot these segregated fees increases accordingly for the students are required&#13;
to pay them. Some veterans who do not fall under Wisconsin&#13;
Act 25 get different benefits that do not require Parkside to waive&#13;
their segregated fees or tuition. For example, there are veterans who&#13;
receive benefits from the federal government, which cover their tuition&#13;
as well as their segregated fees. There are also cases in which&#13;
military veterans do not fall under any of these categories and do not&#13;
receive any benefits at all, such as a veteran who was released from the&#13;
military under dishonorable conditions.&#13;
College Democrats invite&#13;
Senator John Lehman to&#13;
speak at UW-Parkside&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debar004@uwp.edu&#13;
On Nov. 18 at noon the College Democrats hosted a Subway&#13;
lunch with guest speaker Senator John Lehman in Molinaro D128.&#13;
Lehman is a Democratic member of the Wisconsin Senate representing&#13;
the 21st District. He announced on Jan. 31, 2012 at the&#13;
Racine Public Library that he would run against Van H. Wanggaard&#13;
in the recall election. The recall election was held on June&#13;
5, 2012, and after a recount, Lehman's victory over Wangaard was&#13;
announced.&#13;
Prior to running for the State Assembly, Senator Lehman was a&#13;
high school economics and history teacher in the Racine Unified&#13;
School District. He was first elected to the Racine City Council&#13;
in 1988 and served until 2000. Lehman is a leader on educationrelated&#13;
issues, and is currently serving as the ranking Democratic&#13;
member of the Senate Committee on Education. He is also a member&#13;
of the Senate Committees on Workforce Development, Forestry,&#13;
Mining and Revenue, as well as the Joint Legislative Audit&#13;
Committee and the Joint Survey Committee on Tax Exemptions.&#13;
One of the most recent guest speakers invited to campus by the&#13;
College Democrats was Democrat Rob Zerban, who visited on&#13;
Monday Nov. 4. Zerban is currently running for Congress again in&#13;
2014 against Paul Ryan. He announced his second run for Congress&#13;
on Oct. 28,2013 at UW-Parkside. Rebel comments that "Rob&#13;
is the first person to give Paul Ryan a run for his money. He beat&#13;
Ryan in his own district!" Along with the rest of the College Democrats,&#13;
Rebel is very excited about his candidacy. "We are hoping&#13;
that this time around he will beat Paul Ryan." Rebel went on to&#13;
say that she is most excited about his "Medicare for All" stance on&#13;
healthcare in America.&#13;
The day before Zerbans announcement, Kenosha Mayor Keith&#13;
Bosman also spoke at the College Democrats weekly meeting,&#13;
which is held in Molinaro D128 every Monday at noon. All students&#13;
are welcome to join.&#13;
For news on other upcoming events, visit the College Democrats&#13;
Facebook page or campusconnect.uwp.edu.&#13;
The Ranger News does not affiliate with a political party, and&#13;
covers both sides objectively.&#13;
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November 27,2013&#13;
The Ranger News&#13;
Movember - growing mustaches for a cause&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbsO 14 @ u wp .edu&#13;
We're nearing the end of November, which for those in the know, has been&#13;
relabeled Movember in honor of the brave men that clip, trim, and shave their&#13;
facial hair into a perfectly awesome mustache. This is a month where no man&#13;
has to fear being made fun of or being labeled a pedophile for simply sporting a&#13;
mustache. Instead, they can proudly hold their heads high with their upper lip&#13;
hair blowing in the wind created by the cheers and gasps of all those screaming&#13;
due to the greatness of the mustache. If you're unaware of Movember and you're&#13;
wondering why it is that you're seeing so many mustaches around recently, you&#13;
should be ashamed. Movember is similar to Breast Cancer Awareness Month,&#13;
only it deals with prostate and testicular cancer. Anyone sporting a mustache&#13;
during the month is considered a supporter of prostate and testicular cancer&#13;
awareness.&#13;
The Movember tradition reaches back all the way to the almost forgotten year&#13;
of 2003, where its point of origin was Melbourne, Australia. It started with just&#13;
30 men; they grew out mustaches and called themselves Mo Bros. Since then, the&#13;
number of mustache-sporting supporters has climbed to over one million and&#13;
continues to grow. For those men out there that have missed the ball on Movember,&#13;
worry not. There is still time to let those mustache hairs grow and feel the&#13;
sweet touch of daylight. If you're nervous about growing one, grow up and be a&#13;
man. You weren't afraid to wear a pink jumpsuit and jump around like a crazy&#13;
man screaming "I heart boobs!" so why would you be nervous about growing&#13;
a piece of history on your face? When Breast Cancer Awareness Month is over,&#13;
it's no longer cool for men to wear pink, but when Movember is over, it's cool&#13;
to wear a mustache year-round. For more information regarding Movember, its&#13;
history, and places you can donate to advance studies and practices regarding&#13;
prostate and testicular cancer, visit us.movember.com.&#13;
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Photos from The Arabian Nights provided by Justin Helm.&#13;
Chicken and Chuckles: Hot wings, lukewarm comedy&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbsO 14 @ uwp .edu&#13;
On Nov. 13 Parkside played host to comedian Shang Forbes. The event took&#13;
place in the Den and was advertised as Chicken and Chuckles due to the fact that&#13;
the special deal in the Den that evening was six chicken wings covered in either&#13;
hot sauce, BBQ sauce, or spicy ranch sauce for $5.49. Forbes was supposed to&#13;
begin his act at 8 p.m., but was a bit late due to his enjoying the wing special.&#13;
Shang Forbes' act, when it finally began, provided some chuckles. I don t want&#13;
to say the man wasn't funny because there were occasions where I did let out a&#13;
chuckle. The rest of the audience seemed entertained at certain points as well,&#13;
and he did get some laughs from his acts. In the end, though, it was hard to&#13;
tell what the better deal was that night in the Den: the $5.49 basket of chicken&#13;
wings, or the free comedian. Forbes opened his act not knowing how to properly&#13;
pronounce the name of the city in which he was performing. This became on&#13;
ongoing joke of his for the first 10 to 15 minutes of his act, along with aggressive&#13;
flirting with female members of the audience. After insulting the audience by not&#13;
being able to say where he even was, he kept on with the flirting, threatening to&#13;
impregnate one female audience member and calling out another for not following&#13;
up on her promises for sex.&#13;
When Forbes moved on from these antics, he transitioned into some jokes&#13;
that were subpar and mostly racially inclined, utilizing the "N" word as much as&#13;
possible. I don't think many were offended by his act, if any at all, but he did feel&#13;
the need to keep announcing that we were all too young to be offended. I agreed&#13;
with him on that. I've never seen a comedian explain that he was a "wild" comedian&#13;
so many times in one act. He also kept giving us his credentials, mentioning&#13;
that he must be funny due to the 2,000 people that saw him at his last act. By the&#13;
end it felt like more time was spent by Forbes defending his style of humor and&#13;
his act than actually providing us with an act. The jokes that he did tell seemed&#13;
recycled and unoriginal, and if there weren't attractive female audience members,&#13;
his act would have been about 40 minutes shorter.&#13;
You can check Shang Forbes out on YouTube, along with Facebook, Instagram&#13;
and Twitter. The short clips on YouTube are like the previews for movies that&#13;
flop; they show the best parts that entice you to check out the full movie, but then&#13;
you get there and realize you've already seen the best parts and really just want it&#13;
all to end. However, not all think he's that bad. He does have a special coming out&#13;
soon, as he made sure to tell us several times throughout his act. Check him out&#13;
if you're curious. I would recommend this as a last resort to boredom, though. &#13;
6 The Ranger News&#13;
Battlefield 4 sets high bar going into the holidays&#13;
November 27,2013&#13;
Guest Writer Karrica Andersen&#13;
Battlefield 4 marks a new generation in the Battlefield franchise. The game introduces&#13;
a couple of new features, but keeps faith with the traditional gameplay that&#13;
has made the Battlefield brand popular. Featuring the new Frostbite 3 engine, Battlefield&#13;
4 brings the look of war to an all new high. Battles look much more detailed&#13;
and the environment looks and feels more realistic. Trees sway in the breeze, waves&#13;
crash against the shore and of course nearly everything is destructible. Jam-packed&#13;
with new features, game modes and nonstop action, Battlefield 4 is a very exciting&#13;
and appealing start to this year s next-gen shooter releases.&#13;
Although the series has been most famous for its multiplayer, Battlefield 4's single&#13;
player campaign brings many new features to the table. First, the campaign gives&#13;
the player much more freedom in completing objectives as compared to previous&#13;
Battlefield games. Instead of following a completely linear path to objectives, players&#13;
are now challenged to use the environment in new and creative ways. If a wall is&#13;
blocking your path, simply blow it up. Another new feature is the target designation&#13;
ability. Players now have the ability to mark targets for their squad to engage, allowing&#13;
the player to take advantage of greater squad control. The campaign story takes&#13;
place in 2020, six years after the events of Battlefield 3. China is on the brink of war,&#13;
as Admiral Chang plans to overthrow Chinas current government, and Russia is in&#13;
support of going to war against the United States with China. You play as Daniel&#13;
"Reck" Recker, a member of the United States Special Operations squad known as&#13;
"Tombstone." Your squad mates include Dunn, Irish, and Pac. Tombstone squad&#13;
teams up with CIA operative Kovic and Chinese Secret Service agent Hannah in a&#13;
shaky cross-cultural alliance to stop Admiral Chang.&#13;
The Battlefield 4 multiplayer mode introduces a new game mechanics: Levolution.&#13;
Levolution expands the dynamics of destructibility on a massive scale to&#13;
include whole buildings and even the very composition of a map. Players will be&#13;
awestruck when a skyscraper comes crashing down during the Siege of Shanghai&#13;
map, or when a broken levy turns the streets into waterways in the Floodzone map.&#13;
In fact, every multiplayer map features some form of destruction that alters the&#13;
battlefield causing players and teams to shift tactics to keep up with a changing&#13;
battleground. The beloved multiplayer mechanic, Commander Mode, also makes a&#13;
return in this iteration. This role functions as a global support class which, if used&#13;
properly can turn the tide of battle. The Commander is presented with a tactical&#13;
map of the battlefield which displays the game objectives and the position of his&#13;
team's soldiers. Commanders can then issue orders to select squads to attack or&#13;
defend specific points. As players on the ground comply with his orders, the Commander&#13;
unlocks various new abilities that further aid the whole team. UAVs for&#13;
reconnaissance, an AC-130 gunship for suppression fire, and cruise missile strikes&#13;
are just some of the perks that a Commander can unleash on the battlefield. ComPhoto&#13;
courtesy of EA.com&#13;
mander Mode adds an additional tactical layer to the game and encourages much&#13;
greater teamwork.&#13;
Another unique feature of the Battlefield series is the Battlelog. Battlelog is an online&#13;
social networking system specifically for Battlefield that allows players to interact&#13;
with the game on any computer, tablet, or smartphone. Players can customize weapon&#13;
load outs, check their friend lists, stats, and change their player profiles anywhere they&#13;
want. Battlelog allows players to take the experience of the game with them wherever&#13;
they are.&#13;
Despite its many innovations, Battlefield 4 received significant criticism, particularly&#13;
from PC gamers. Almost immediately after launch, the PC version of the game was&#13;
plagued by infuriating server crashes, game freezes and a wide variety of other glitches&#13;
that rendered it nearly unplayable for several days. EA continues to work towards&#13;
addressing these technical issues and have assured gamers that the problems will be&#13;
resolved in a timely manner. Other than the technical problems, long time Battlefield&#13;
fans took notice of the absence of the Platoons feature from Battlelog. Platoons were&#13;
a organizational system, first introduced in Battlefield 3, that allowed players to form&#13;
gaming communities to facilitate easier group play. EA has announced that it will be&#13;
implementing a revised Platoon system in 2014.&#13;
As expected, EAs Battlefield 4 has kick started the holiday gaming season with a&#13;
bang. Bringing a host of new weapons, vehicles, and game modes to the table, Battlefield&#13;
4 again sets the bar high for next-gen games. With its solid mix of classic Battlefield-style&#13;
combat mixed with unique gameplay innovations, Battlefield 4 offers something&#13;
new for long time veterans of the series and first time players alike.&#13;
Marvel fans can expect big things from Thor 2: The Dark World&#13;
Guest Writer DM Haight&#13;
Dmhuniversal@gmail.com&#13;
Gods. Men. When their worlds collide nothing&#13;
overtly good can come of it. But when the threat of universal&#13;
darkness hangs over the heads of the universe,&#13;
the Asgardians go to battle to set right the wrong enacted&#13;
by much darker creatures. The first Thor was an&#13;
underwhelming venture that we all knew was merely&#13;
meant to set up The Avengers. It was blatant, it wasn't&#13;
special, and although it did make for a moderate set&#13;
up to the ultimate comic book blockbuster, it wasn't a&#13;
film many enjoyed. Thor suffered from being a piece of&#13;
a much larger whole, and not a completely connected&#13;
one. Thor 2: The Dark World is still a piece of a larger&#13;
whole, but one that has since expanded to not only a&#13;
world, but an entire universe.&#13;
Thor 2 is an outstanding expedition into the different&#13;
realms of the Marvel Universe. For a long time we've&#13;
all been hoping that the decent films coming from the&#13;
Disney/Marvel coupling would become great films. We&#13;
waited and watched as Iron Man, Captain America, and&#13;
Hulk all tried to be great. They succeeded when all of&#13;
those narratives finally smashed together in the Joss&#13;
Whedon Avengers. Thor 2 is now proving that those&#13;
films can be great as stand-alone entities. There's a formula&#13;
that seems to be getting stronger with every dip&#13;
back into the Marvel Universe. With incredible action&#13;
sequences and a fantastic score by Brian Tyler, the drama&#13;
of Asgard and its hero, Thor, is brought to audiences&#13;
in one of the cleanest, well-executed comic book films&#13;
we've ever seen. Finally the worlds are falling into place&#13;
(literally), and the Dark Elves, with their sinister plots,&#13;
are helping to build up the legend of Thor as the hero,&#13;
and not the god.&#13;
Asgard, the home of the gods, is under siege by the&#13;
Dark Elves who seek to use an ancient weapon, the&#13;
Aether, to bring about an eternal darkness that will leave&#13;
Photo courtesy of hdwallpapers.in&#13;
them in the seat of godly power. Thor's old squeeze&#13;
back on Earth, Dr. Jane Foster, played by Natalie Portman,&#13;
is finding odd gravitational anomalies in London.&#13;
She ends up getting into a lot of trouble, Thor comes&#13;
to save the day, yadayadayada. But what is so striking&#13;
about this scenario is that it is somewhat original. For&#13;
once we see the hero against the ropes with very little&#13;
hope of survival. His home is destroyed, his family is&#13;
ripped apart at the seams and left decimated, and the&#13;
hopes of being king of Asgard have finally been dashed&#13;
by a reality that Thor knew was coming, but couldn't&#13;
yet admit. It's an interesting play on Marvel's part, and&#13;
I couldn't say I didn't like it.&#13;
Chris Hemsworth seems more grizzled, more gruff,&#13;
and more godly than he did in the first venture of this&#13;
particular side of the Marvel Franchise. He seems more&#13;
grounded, less child-like, and desperate. It's an addition&#13;
of certain qualities that slowly strip away the otherness&#13;
of Thor and make him into a man we can identify with,&#13;
sympathize with, and in some cases even empathize&#13;
with. Hemsworth is becoming an actor whose presence&#13;
onscreen is engaging and thought-provoking.&#13;
Many will not agree with this, but the interpretation&#13;
of Thor in The Dark World, although a new theme in&#13;
the recent Marvel films, is still an interpretation that&#13;
lends more to the character than detracts. We're seeing&#13;
a character who is love-sick, but one who understands&#13;
that duty comes first. He's become so divided from his&#13;
brother Loki, played by Tom Hiddleston, that the two&#13;
now represent the opposite ends of leadership capability.&#13;
Loki will sacrifice anything to sit on the throne&#13;
of power, but Thor will only give up so much. In this&#13;
respect we are starting to understand that a power shift&#13;
is indeed occurring in the Marvel realm, where up is&#13;
down, heroes are mere men, and power is meaningless&#13;
to those who already have it. It is a far different message&#13;
than what we've seen in other comic franchises,&#13;
and it's damn refreshing.&#13;
The worlds are just so clean and filthy. Slowly but&#13;
surely the universe is being mapped out and realized&#13;
on the screen. Asgard is beautiful, the Aether is intriguing,&#13;
the art design is top notch, and it all works&#13;
really well with the work done by Christopher Eccleston,&#13;
playing Malekith, who is plain outstanding.&#13;
The main grievances from audiences and fans of the&#13;
actor will come from the fact that you can't tell that&#13;
it's him under that fantastic makeup. His voice is altered,&#13;
his presence is eerie, and he is engrained in the&#13;
character. His work as a villain is something that gets&#13;
buried under all the Whovian love for the actor's portrayal&#13;
of the Doctor. But he's moved on since his days&#13;
in the Tardis. Eccleston is a catch. He's one of the few&#13;
villains I've liked from Marvel thus far, and he's a nice&#13;
mix up from the evil geniuses we've been stuck with&#13;
in the other Marvel films (Avengers and Thor aside).&#13;
He cruises through Asgard, destroying buildings and&#13;
throne rooms, being an evil doer we can all get behind.&#13;
He's a nice opposite to Loki, who seems to be the&#13;
pseudo-villain in anything involving Thor. Loki is an&#13;
anti-hero by default in this sequel, but only time will&#13;
tell if he ends up being a full-fledged arch-nemesis of&#13;
Thor in the films to come. It's hard to say if he could&#13;
top Eccleston's performance, but if anyone can, it's the&#13;
internets villainous darling. Maybe in a third sequel?&#13;
One can only hope. &#13;
November 27,2013&#13;
The Ranger News&#13;
Weekly Horoscopes - See what the stars have in store for you/&#13;
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Does it feel like&#13;
you're missing something, Sagittarius? Oh, right! It's yo ur&#13;
birthday. Keep in mind that no one will remember because&#13;
you're competing with two major holidays. Should've been&#13;
a March baby.&#13;
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You n eed to stop&#13;
playing your new PS4, addicted Capricorn. It's turning you&#13;
into something you're not. Put down the controller and&#13;
stop yelling "YAR MATEY." Black Hag can't save you from&#13;
your angry roommates.&#13;
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Homemade eggnog&#13;
probably wasn't your brightest idea, dear Aquarius. Rocky&#13;
can get away with drinking raw eggs because he's Rocky.&#13;
What's your excuse?&#13;
Pisces (February 19-March 20): Yes, Thanksgiving is right&#13;
around the corner, but keep in mind The Hunger Games is&#13;
only a movie. You d on't actually have to beat your uncle&#13;
over the head with a handmade sword to get a slice of pecan&#13;
pie.&#13;
Aries (March 21-April 19): Finals stressing you out, Aries?&#13;
Don't worry, this anxiety will be tempered when you and&#13;
your fellow classmates bring a bottle of booze to history&#13;
class so that you can take shots every time your professor&#13;
mentions Napoleon.&#13;
Taurus (April 20-May 20): We all know you're not the best&#13;
when it comes to your finances, Taurus. That will all change&#13;
when you decide to make a wise investment in scratch-off&#13;
lottery tickets.&#13;
K&#13;
T&#13;
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): This week you'll focus on boosting&#13;
your portfolio for your post-graduation job search by&#13;
removing "School of Hard Knocks" and "Hogwarts School&#13;
of Witchcraft and Wizardry" from the previous education&#13;
section of your resume.&#13;
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Don't let your boss get to you,&#13;
Cancer. Hurling yourself into a giant pyramid of supersized&#13;
soft-drink cups in the back of that McDonald's you work&#13;
for was really just you expressing your creative side.&#13;
Leo (July 23-August 22): Thanksgiving is a time for rowdy&#13;
and uncomfortable political debates with family members&#13;
who annoy you. Just remember this, Leo: don't do anything&#13;
Rob Ford wouldn't do in one of his drunken stupors.&#13;
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Feeling a little sad and&#13;
nostalgic about graduating from Parkside this semester,&#13;
Virgo? Well, shoot for the stars and dream big. Oh, and&#13;
also, don't forget that I like my lattes with two shots of&#13;
espresso and extra foam, because I'll be seeing you soon at&#13;
the local Starbucks!&#13;
Libra (September 23-October 22): The stars are aligning&#13;
this week, sweet Libra, and they're telling you to stop being&#13;
a Scrooge. Christmas is fun! So what if we haven't even had&#13;
Thanksgiving yet. Tis the season to blast Christmas music&#13;
on the radio and celebrate the emptiness that is your bank&#13;
account.&#13;
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Hopefully you had&#13;
a great birthday, because no one is going to treat you that&#13;
nicely again for a year now. At least it was fun while it lasted!&#13;
I&#13;
m,&#13;
Dear Doctor Jimmy, Advice for all your questions and concerns!&#13;
For this current edition of everyone's favorite advice column, I was forced to make a&#13;
somewhat hard decision. You see, my goal is to help the individuals that reach out to me&#13;
either through the Facebook page or through e-mails, but there seems to be a bigger issue&#13;
at foot that I cannot help but give my attention to. I feel it is time to bring attention to&#13;
the modern dating phenomenon that I thought we were over, but are unfortunately still&#13;
stuck on. The reason I feel this topic must be addressed is twofold. Recently, a very interesting&#13;
blog written by a Mackenzie Newcomb came to my attention which talks openly&#13;
about slut-shaming". Also, I could not avoid hearing a conversation recently in the halls&#13;
of Parkside about a certain girl who is "together with a guy, but not together with him,"&#13;
which after much unneeded explanation of what that really means, she finally just came&#13;
out with it and said, Yeah we hook up but we're not putting a title on it, you know?"&#13;
First off, I would like to recommend that you check out the Newcomb blog on the&#13;
Dear Doctor Jimmy page on Facebook. The basics of it, however, are that Ms. Newcomb&#13;
writes a public letter to a man she recently had a one night stand with. She is upset with&#13;
him because he either didn't call, or really only wanted the one night stand. She doesn't&#13;
make it clear. Then she rants on about how the only girls that can be taken home to mom&#13;
are a size zero, and she's sick of being labeled a slut and being shamed for it when it was&#13;
just the thing to do in high school to be popular. Now, Ms. Newcomb met this unnamed&#13;
mister at a night club, and then proceeded to go home and have sex with him That was&#13;
that.&#13;
My advice to Ms. Newcomb, and all of you out there that struggle with the one night&#13;
stand debacle, is to stop lying to yourselves and come to grips with reality. The one&#13;
night stand is not a one-sided coin. It does, indeed, take two to tango. You cannot be&#13;
upset with a person who doesn't want to deal with you anymore after a one night stand&#13;
because after all, you both did it. If your intentions were different, for instance getting&#13;
something long term out of it, sex usually isn't the best thing to do right when you get&#13;
home from the club, especially when you admittedly can't even remember if you told&#13;
him your last name. You need to get a grip on your emotions and realize that he is not&#13;
to blame but you are for making assumptions. Look what happens when you make assumptions.&#13;
Now, if a one night stand is what you're looking for, fine, have ftin. You don't&#13;
even have to tell them your name if you don't want to. But if or when someone calls you&#13;
a slut, make sure you're ready with a proper come back, possibly like, "Don't be mad at&#13;
me because I'm an empowered woman and your only shot is with someone with beer&#13;
goggles so strong they can't walk straight," or something along those lines. After all, if&#13;
someone calls me stupid, I don't get moody and write a six-page long blog post blaming&#13;
them and crying about it. I say, "No I'm not, I'm a doctor, so I couldn't possibly be&#13;
stupid!"&#13;
So, as for you Miss We're Together but We're not Together but We Hang Out all the&#13;
Time, my advice to you is this: call it what it is. Don't be afraid of what others think, because&#13;
"slut-shaming" is just something weak and jealous people do to bring themselves&#13;
up from whatever miserable ditch they may be in. When it comes to sex and partners&#13;
and all that fun jazz, if a man can be a stud, then you, ladies, can be goddesses, just as&#13;
long as you don't let anyone, including yourselves, bring you down.&#13;
Dear Doctor Jimmy,&#13;
I have a friend whose negativity is beginning to wear on me. We've&#13;
been friends for a long time, but I don't remember him ever being&#13;
this negative before. It really brings everyone down. The cynicism, the&#13;
sarcasm, it s just draining for someone like myself who is a generally&#13;
positive person. I worry that we're just growing apart as friends, and&#13;
that talking to him about it may fix it in the short term, but will ultimately&#13;
delay the inevitable truth: we're just not meant to stay friends&#13;
forever. How should I approach this?&#13;
-Positive Peter&#13;
Dear Positive Peter,&#13;
It seems like you may have already made up your mind on how this&#13;
is going to go with your negative Ned of a friend. Sometimes in life we&#13;
know the answers to certain questions we've been asking ourselves, yet&#13;
we still feel the need to have those answers affirmed by others in an attempt&#13;
to make sure we're not wrong. While mistakes are a great way to&#13;
learn, it never hurts to get a little affirmation. As a youth I went through&#13;
a bit of a rebellious stage. During that time my father sat me down and&#13;
said to me,&#13;
"Son, family is going to be your only constant in life. Friends come and&#13;
go, and even the friends you've had for years may one day not be there.&#13;
Remember that."&#13;
I believe what he was trying to say was that as we grow and move on&#13;
to bigger and better things in life, the friends we've had may not be ready&#13;
to make that leap with us. You can approach this situation in a few ways.&#13;
One, and the most effective, would be to tell your friend the truth that&#13;
his pessimism is bringing you down and you can't handle it anymore,&#13;
and you're going to have to keep your distance until he changes. This&#13;
way may be made easier over a beer or a stiff drink. You could also take&#13;
the subtle approach of young people that don't know any better and just&#13;
stop responding to phone calls and other forms of communication from&#13;
him, but this is not recommended. It's possible that, in time, he will come&#13;
around and his frown will turn upside down, and once again be tolerable&#13;
to be around. If this doesn't happen, however, than you are doing&#13;
yourself a service by cutting ties with him. Misery loves company, and&#13;
too much exposure to negative attitudes can be contagious. Tread carefully,&#13;
my friend, and keep in mind that friends are great to have, but some&#13;
things just can't last forever.&#13;
-Doctor Jimmy&#13;
Any students with problems seeking advice or answers can find Doctor&#13;
Jimmy's page on Facebook at facebook.com/askdrjimmy. &#13;
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and White House pardoned&#13;
Thanksgiving turkey cause riot in government&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbsO 14 @ uwp .edu&#13;
Just when things seemed like&#13;
they couldn't get any worse for the&#13;
American government, Thanksgiving&#13;
decided to peek its head around&#13;
the corner and get every politicians'&#13;
undies in a big bunch. The Tea Party&#13;
republicans have been butting heads&#13;
with President Obama recently over&#13;
some newly leaked information. Every&#13;
year for Thanksgiving the President&#13;
of the United States of America&#13;
ceremoniously gives a full pardon to&#13;
a lucky turkey. That turkey then goes&#13;
on to live out its life in a selected petting&#13;
zoo instead of ending up on a&#13;
dinner platter. Earlier in the month,&#13;
information surfaced regarding the&#13;
rumored turkey that would be receiving&#13;
this year's ceremonial pardon, and&#13;
it wasn't good.&#13;
Through yet another leak from the&#13;
National Security Agency, it has been&#13;
discovered that Germany was not the&#13;
only foreign country they were spying&#13;
on. Apparently Canada was on their&#13;
list of countries to spy on, as well.&#13;
Through their undisclosed leak, it has&#13;
been reported that Rob Ford wasn't&#13;
the only one enjoying some occasional&#13;
crack while in office as Mayor&#13;
of Toronto. The NSA leaked report&#13;
claims that Rob Ford was doing crack&#13;
along with the rumored turkey that&#13;
was to receive a full pardon this year&#13;
Photos courtesy of NY Daily News and National Journal.&#13;
from President Obama.&#13;
When Mayor Rob Ford was questioned&#13;
regarding his crack use with&#13;
the turkey he said, "Everyone knows&#13;
I did crack, so what? The bigger question&#13;
here is why is the NSA spying on&#13;
me and Canada?"&#13;
NSA director General Keith B. Alexander&#13;
replied to Fords remarks by&#13;
saying, "The NSA does not spy on&#13;
people. We simply listen so that when&#13;
people come to us for help, we know&#13;
best how to help them, having listened&#13;
to their problems for so long. In Rob&#13;
Ford's case, we listened in because we&#13;
believed he was harboring terrorists&#13;
with intentions of poisoning all of&#13;
America's turkey supply with crack,&#13;
thus turning the eating of turkey on&#13;
Thanksgiving Day into a giant, nationwide&#13;
chemical attack. We believe&#13;
he was planning this in order to take&#13;
control of America by force and keep&#13;
us all under his command by making&#13;
us crack addicts."&#13;
The Tea Party then began to complain&#13;
that Obama was no longer trying&#13;
to run this country efficiently, but&#13;
instead making deals with Rob Ford&#13;
to give him America willingly in return&#13;
for untainted turkey. The Tea&#13;
Party is now saying they will orchestrate&#13;
another government shutdown&#13;
unless Obama not only kills the rumored&#13;
turkey on the nations capitol,&#13;
but also declares turkey eating illegal&#13;
since they now believe all turkeys to&#13;
be coated in a fine layer of Rob Ford&#13;
quality crack.&#13;
Obama had to say this, regarding&#13;
these allegations: "Uh, crack is whack.&#13;
I've always stood by this belief and it's&#13;
something I've always tried to instill&#13;
in my daughters. These allegations are&#13;
simply not accurate. Another government&#13;
shutdown will hurt the American&#13;
people and ruin their trust in us&#13;
as a governing body. Plus, how the&#13;
hell are we going to make Michelle's&#13;
famous stuffing without Turkey for&#13;
Thanksgiving?"&#13;
Black Friday: some metaphorical food for thought&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debar004@ uwp .edu&#13;
With Thanksgiving just a day away many of us are looking forward to a very&#13;
fortunate feast to share with close friends and family. This is a feast not only for&#13;
our taste buds, but for the eyes and the soul. We can look forward to a seemingly&#13;
endless array of warm home cooked dishes smothering our tables and&#13;
crowding our plates. The aroma will permeate each room in our homes as it&#13;
slowly fills with family and friends who will join us in enjoying this beautiful&#13;
meal. What greater gift is there to be thankful for than food and love?&#13;
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in life, we will proceed to eat ourselves into an inevitable food coma. This will&#13;
mark the end of our expression of gratitude and the beginning of our celebration&#13;
of greed. Tables will be quickly cleared. Houses will empty. The rush begins.&#13;
&#13;
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Friday shoppers at 6:00PM on Thanksgiving Day. The Premium Outlet mall in&#13;
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"midnight madness" - trying their best not to fall asleep or pass out. This Friday&#13;
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dream of participating in this quite dreadful tradition, who have no Thanksgiving&#13;
meal to enjoy, and worst of all no family to share it with. This being said, I urge&#13;
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of materialism, and rather take a trip to your local soup kitchen or church to&#13;
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and caring,&#13;
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Campus&#13;
Disc&#13;
Golf&#13;
Tournament&#13;
(top)&#13;
Starting&#13;
at hole one, students&#13;
competed"&#13;
in a&#13;
disc golf tournament&#13;
on Oct. 9, beginning&#13;
play&#13;
at 4 p.m, As part of Fall Fest,&#13;
the event&#13;
proved&#13;
to be a challenging&#13;
match.&#13;
setting&#13;
players&#13;
head&#13;
to head&#13;
to see who could&#13;
throw&#13;
under&#13;
par for&#13;
the&#13;
course.&#13;
'&#13;
Fun Fair&#13;
(center&#13;
and hottom)&#13;
With&#13;
sumo&#13;
wrestling,&#13;
snakes,&#13;
henna&#13;
tattoos,&#13;
hayrides,&#13;
games&#13;
and free food,&#13;
the fun fair on&#13;
Oct.&#13;
13 entertained&#13;
both&#13;
students&#13;
and their&#13;
families.&#13;
Held&#13;
from&#13;
10 a.m, to 2 p.m.&#13;
in Main&#13;
Place,&#13;
it served&#13;
as a great&#13;
way to spend&#13;
the last&#13;
day of Fall Fest.&#13;
October&#13;
16, &#13;
2007&#13;
News&#13;
Since&#13;
1972&#13;
New&#13;
residence&#13;
hall on&#13;
campus&#13;
proposed&#13;
ROBERT&#13;
ROSATI&#13;
robertrosati@hotmail.com.&#13;
Due to the increased&#13;
demand&#13;
for student&#13;
housing&#13;
on campus,&#13;
a proposal&#13;
has&#13;
been&#13;
made&#13;
to&#13;
build&#13;
a new&#13;
residence&#13;
hall at the University&#13;
of Wisconsin-Parkside,&#13;
The&#13;
proposal&#13;
calls&#13;
for a new&#13;
residence&#13;
hall to give those&#13;
who&#13;
will be living&#13;
in it more&#13;
privacy&#13;
than&#13;
.is currently&#13;
provided&#13;
to&#13;
those&#13;
who live &#13;
on campus.&#13;
If&#13;
the proposal&#13;
passes,&#13;
a&#13;
four-story&#13;
apartment,&#13;
which&#13;
will have&#13;
250 beds,&#13;
will be&#13;
built&#13;
northeast&#13;
of the student&#13;
union&#13;
during&#13;
thefirsr&#13;
phase&#13;
of&#13;
construction.&#13;
During&#13;
the second&#13;
phase&#13;
of construction,&#13;
there&#13;
will he 112 more&#13;
beds&#13;
within&#13;
the four-story&#13;
apartment.&#13;
The&#13;
building&#13;
will have&#13;
30 living&#13;
units&#13;
that will be made&#13;
with the&#13;
idea that four people&#13;
can live in&#13;
them&#13;
and 26 living&#13;
units&#13;
made&#13;
so five people&#13;
can&#13;
live in them.&#13;
In an area close&#13;
to the building,&#13;
there&#13;
will &#13;
be houses&#13;
to include&#13;
17 to 28 students&#13;
as well as one&#13;
resident&#13;
assistant.&#13;
The apartments&#13;
wilJ be&#13;
designed&#13;
so that the four people&#13;
who live in them&#13;
can have&#13;
two&#13;
bedrooms&#13;
for double&#13;
occupancy.&#13;
The apartments&#13;
made&#13;
for five&#13;
people&#13;
to live in &#13;
them&#13;
will have&#13;
three&#13;
bedrooms,&#13;
two for double&#13;
occupancy&#13;
and one single&#13;
room.&#13;
Additionally,&#13;
there&#13;
will be a&#13;
place&#13;
to live for the residence&#13;
hall director.&#13;
Each&#13;
of the living&#13;
..&#13;
quarters&#13;
will &#13;
have&#13;
one private&#13;
bathroom&#13;
with&#13;
separate&#13;
toilet&#13;
and shower&#13;
spaces.&#13;
Lounges.&#13;
study&#13;
areas.&#13;
a game&#13;
room,&#13;
a&#13;
computer&#13;
lab. laundry&#13;
room,&#13;
and&#13;
conference&#13;
rooms&#13;
will also &#13;
be&#13;
in the building.&#13;
Asuite&#13;
will &#13;
be&#13;
constructed&#13;
for two overnight&#13;
visitors.&#13;
roo. On the first floor,&#13;
then,&#13;
will he a full kitchen&#13;
to&#13;
prepare&#13;
food.&#13;
The basement&#13;
will&#13;
have&#13;
space&#13;
for mechanical&#13;
equipment.&#13;
bins for trash&#13;
and&#13;
recycling,&#13;
as well as an area for&#13;
general&#13;
storage.&#13;
The construction&#13;
of the&#13;
first 250-bed&#13;
residence&#13;
hall is&#13;
expected&#13;
to begin&#13;
in the spring&#13;
of&#13;
2008&#13;
and be completed&#13;
by July&#13;
of 2009.&#13;
UW-Parkside&#13;
presents&#13;
"Legacy&#13;
of Matthew&#13;
Shepard"&#13;
with Judy&#13;
Shepard&#13;
~&#13;
'G·····,····&#13;
•&#13;
..  '•.,  J&#13;
,&#13;
.&#13;
PRESS&#13;
RELEASE&#13;
days&#13;
later&#13;
at the age of 21. His&#13;
death&#13;
spurred&#13;
a spontaneous,&#13;
unprecedented&#13;
nationwide&#13;
public&#13;
outcry&#13;
motivating&#13;
millions&#13;
to&#13;
fight&#13;
the nation's&#13;
growing&#13;
hate&#13;
crime&#13;
epidemic.&#13;
For much&#13;
of the past 10&#13;
years,&#13;
Judy&#13;
Shepard&#13;
has used&#13;
her grief&#13;
over Matthew's&#13;
death&#13;
to make&#13;
a difference,&#13;
speaking&#13;
before&#13;
standing-room&#13;
only&#13;
audiences&#13;
across&#13;
the country&#13;
about&#13;
what&#13;
they can do to make&#13;
their&#13;
schools&#13;
and communities&#13;
safer&#13;
for everyone,&#13;
regardless&#13;
of&#13;
their&#13;
race,&#13;
sex, religion,&#13;
or sexual&#13;
orientation.&#13;
"I feel Matthew&#13;
with&#13;
me&#13;
every&#13;
day, or I would&#13;
not he&#13;
able to do this,"&#13;
Shepard&#13;
said,&#13;
"We&#13;
realize&#13;
that we must&#13;
use the&#13;
Judy &#13;
Shepard&#13;
Hate Crime&#13;
Activist&#13;
The University&#13;
of&#13;
Wisconsia-Parkside&#13;
welcomes&#13;
hate crime&#13;
activist&#13;
Judy&#13;
Shepard&#13;
to campus&#13;
for a special&#13;
program&#13;
on Monday,&#13;
Oct. 22. The&#13;
mother&#13;
of Matthew&#13;
Shepard.&#13;
whose&#13;
brutal&#13;
murder&#13;
inspired&#13;
the acclaimed&#13;
play and film&#13;
"The&#13;
Laramie&#13;
Project,"&#13;
speaks&#13;
on "The&#13;
Legacy&#13;
of Matthew&#13;
Shepard"&#13;
beginning&#13;
at 7 p.m, in&#13;
Main&#13;
Place&#13;
of Wyllie&#13;
Hall.&#13;
On Oct. 8, 1998,&#13;
Judy&#13;
and Dennis&#13;
Shepard&#13;
learned&#13;
that Matthew&#13;
was &#13;
in &#13;
a &#13;
coma&#13;
after&#13;
two &#13;
men&#13;
attacked&#13;
and&#13;
savagely&#13;
heat him because&#13;
he&#13;
was &#13;
gay. &#13;
Matthew&#13;
never&#13;
regained&#13;
consciousness&#13;
and died four&#13;
,&#13;
"".&#13;
•&#13;
~&#13;
:Ii,&#13;
',".&#13;
~."&#13;
:..&#13;
,..&#13;
•&#13;
"Come&#13;
get&#13;
that&#13;
good&#13;
copy!"&#13;
voice&#13;
his death&#13;
has given&#13;
us. &#13;
I&#13;
realize&#13;
that what&#13;
I &#13;
can&#13;
try&#13;
and&#13;
accomplish&#13;
is to make&#13;
people&#13;
aware.&#13;
We &#13;
get so complacent&#13;
in our lives&#13;
that &#13;
we&#13;
forget&#13;
not&#13;
everyone&#13;
is 'Safe.&#13;
and &#13;
frequently,&#13;
it &#13;
is our children&#13;
who aren't&#13;
safe."&#13;
Judy&#13;
Shepard&#13;
has testified&#13;
before&#13;
the United&#13;
States&#13;
Senate&#13;
in support&#13;
of the Hate&#13;
Crimes&#13;
Prevention&#13;
Act. She has appeared&#13;
in television&#13;
ads aimed&#13;
at curbing&#13;
anti-gay&#13;
violence&#13;
and promoting&#13;
a greater&#13;
understanding&#13;
of gay"&#13;
issues.&#13;
Through&#13;
the Matthew&#13;
Shepard&#13;
Foundation,&#13;
she has&#13;
carried&#13;
on her son's&#13;
work&#13;
to&#13;
promote&#13;
equality&#13;
for gays&#13;
and&#13;
lesbians&#13;
and to prevent&#13;
hate&#13;
crimes.&#13;
Now&#13;
she comes&#13;
to&#13;
UW-Parkside&#13;
with a powerful&#13;
message&#13;
of&#13;
hope&#13;
and tolerance.&#13;
"The&#13;
Legacy&#13;
of Matthew&#13;
Shepard"&#13;
with Judy&#13;
Shepard&#13;
is&#13;
free and open&#13;
to the public.&#13;
It&#13;
is sponsored&#13;
by the university's&#13;
Center&#13;
for Women&#13;
and Gender&#13;
Studies,&#13;
the Student&#13;
Health&#13;
and&#13;
Counseling&#13;
Center,&#13;
the Alcohol&#13;
and Other&#13;
Drugs&#13;
Committee,&#13;
the&#13;
Office&#13;
of Equity&#13;
and Diversity,&#13;
the Sociology&#13;
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the Theatre&#13;
Arts Department.&#13;
Student&#13;
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Student&#13;
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Residence&#13;
Life,&#13;
the&#13;
Rainbow&#13;
Alliance,&#13;
and the&#13;
Parkside&#13;
Student&#13;
Government&#13;
Association.&#13;
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marc&#13;
information.&#13;
call&#13;
262-595-2278.&#13;
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of 30 or more&#13;
hours&#13;
per week.&#13;
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a dollar&#13;
an hour.&#13;
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get great&#13;
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together&#13;
all by myself.&#13;
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not be&#13;
able&#13;
to attend&#13;
classes,&#13;
sleep,&#13;
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any type&#13;
of a social&#13;
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and even&#13;
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too,&#13;
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              <text>Novemberl4.&#13;
2006&#13;
What's&#13;
Your Number?&#13;
BY AMANDA&#13;
GRANDKE&#13;
rnandi .noe@gmail.com&#13;
and lecturers&#13;
were not included&#13;
in this&#13;
listing.&#13;
The "complete"&#13;
list of the faculty&#13;
is located&#13;
in the next section,&#13;
Faculty&#13;
and&#13;
Staff Listings.&#13;
Of &#13;
course,&#13;
people&#13;
have their privacy,&#13;
and some faculty&#13;
and &#13;
staff na"" had-their&#13;
information&#13;
removed&#13;
from the listing.&#13;
Mielke&#13;
said that this is where&#13;
most of the&#13;
problems&#13;
occur.&#13;
"The information&#13;
thar is in the&#13;
faculty&#13;
and staff section&#13;
of the directory&#13;
we receive&#13;
directly&#13;
from the Human&#13;
Resource&#13;
department,"&#13;
be said. "The&#13;
department&#13;
and office listings&#13;
are sent&#13;
around&#13;
the campus&#13;
and are corrected&#13;
accordingly."&#13;
The last section&#13;
of tbe white pages&#13;
is the student&#13;
listings.&#13;
The numbers&#13;
included&#13;
there are students'&#13;
home phone&#13;
numbers;&#13;
the phone&#13;
numbers&#13;
to students'&#13;
donn&#13;
rooms&#13;
are not included.&#13;
These&#13;
listings&#13;
can also be kept private.&#13;
Anyone&#13;
who&#13;
doesn 'r want his or her information&#13;
published&#13;
in future listings&#13;
can visit the&#13;
Registrar's&#13;
Office,&#13;
0187 &#13;
of Wyllie&#13;
hall,&#13;
and fill out the necessary&#13;
form.&#13;
For those who don't like carrying&#13;
around&#13;
another&#13;
phone&#13;
book, the student&#13;
directory&#13;
is also available&#13;
online.&#13;
The .&#13;
same information&#13;
(except&#13;
for the yellow&#13;
pages)&#13;
can be found on the UW-Parkside&#13;
Web site:&#13;
The 2006-2007&#13;
UW-Parkside&#13;
Student&#13;
Directory&#13;
was put out about two&#13;
weeks&#13;
ago. Soon after the books&#13;
were&#13;
distributed,&#13;
complaints&#13;
of inaccuracy&#13;
were made.&#13;
In addition,&#13;
the tutoring&#13;
center's&#13;
information&#13;
was missing.&#13;
The student&#13;
directory&#13;
is laid out&#13;
in &#13;
a very easy to use fashion.&#13;
The &#13;
first&#13;
section&#13;
of the directory&#13;
is the department&#13;
and office listings&#13;
of the campus.&#13;
John&#13;
Mielke,&#13;
director&#13;
'of marketing&#13;
and&#13;
publications,&#13;
explained&#13;
that this section&#13;
was just for the departments&#13;
and the&#13;
professors&#13;
in each department.&#13;
Adjuncts&#13;
Safety&#13;
First!&#13;
campus&#13;
police.&#13;
If &#13;
items have&#13;
been stolen or something&#13;
has&#13;
been vandalized,&#13;
students&#13;
offices.&#13;
Then the students&#13;
would&#13;
have &#13;
to &#13;
fill out a fonn&#13;
BY BREIT&#13;
HOUDEK&#13;
houdeOOO@uwp.edu&#13;
campus&#13;
safety,&#13;
for information&#13;
regarding&#13;
"safety&#13;
and creating&#13;
a&#13;
bias free environment."&#13;
Specifically,&#13;
the e-mail&#13;
lists "Alcohol&#13;
and substance&#13;
abuse information,&#13;
prevention&#13;
and education&#13;
programs,"&#13;
. "Laws&#13;
and campus&#13;
policies&#13;
.&#13;
govemiog&#13;
alcohol&#13;
and&#13;
controlled&#13;
substances,"&#13;
"Crime&#13;
statistics,&#13;
reporting&#13;
policies&#13;
and procedures,&#13;
prevention&#13;
tips and safety&#13;
programs,"&#13;
"Non-discrimination&#13;
and&#13;
harassment&#13;
policy&#13;
and&#13;
reporting&#13;
procedures,"&#13;
and&#13;
"Sexual&#13;
assault&#13;
prevention,&#13;
response,&#13;
victim&#13;
assjstance&#13;
services,&#13;
reporting&#13;
procedures&#13;
and annual&#13;
statistics."&#13;
If &#13;
students&#13;
have&#13;
emergencies,&#13;
they should&#13;
immediately&#13;
contact&#13;
the&#13;
Dr. &#13;
Steve Mcl.aughlic,&#13;
vice chancellor&#13;
of student&#13;
services&#13;
and dean of students,&#13;
feels that UW-Parkside&#13;
.&#13;
is, overall,&#13;
a safe campus.&#13;
However,&#13;
with the university's&#13;
layout&#13;
the way it is, which&#13;
is&#13;
completely&#13;
surrounded&#13;
by dark&#13;
woods&#13;
and long highways,&#13;
it&#13;
doesn't&#13;
hurt to be cautious.&#13;
In &#13;
an e-mail&#13;
sent out the&#13;
first week of November,&#13;
Mcl.aughlin&#13;
stated,&#13;
"The&#13;
safety and well-being&#13;
of&#13;
all members&#13;
of our campus&#13;
community&#13;
is very important&#13;
at the University&#13;
of Wisconsin-&#13;
Parkside."&#13;
.Subsequent&#13;
to&#13;
that, the e-mail&#13;
directs&#13;
readers&#13;
to www.uwp.edu,&#13;
keyword:&#13;
"STUDENTS&#13;
DON'T&#13;
THINK&#13;
THEY&#13;
ARE&#13;
VULNERABLE,&#13;
BUT&#13;
THEY&#13;
CAN&#13;
BE."&#13;
-STEVE&#13;
McLAUGHUN,&#13;
DEAN&#13;
OF STUDENTS&#13;
can contact&#13;
either the campus&#13;
police&#13;
or the administrative&#13;
or a complaint&#13;
in order for the&#13;
university&#13;
to investigate&#13;
the&#13;
Veterans&#13;
Day&#13;
in'PSGA&#13;
BY BEVERLY&#13;
SPIRES&#13;
spireOOO@uwp.edu&#13;
The Nov. I&#13;
J &#13;
meeting&#13;
of the Parks ide Student&#13;
Government&#13;
Association&#13;
began&#13;
with Veterans&#13;
Day tribute,&#13;
featuring&#13;
a guest speaker&#13;
from&#13;
the U.S. Military.&#13;
Senator&#13;
Ted Lucier&#13;
read a&#13;
brief history&#13;
of Veterans&#13;
Day&#13;
which&#13;
including&#13;
an explanation&#13;
of the change&#13;
in name from&#13;
Armistice&#13;
Day to Veterans&#13;
Day&#13;
after World&#13;
War II.&#13;
Zara Dittman,&#13;
PSGA's&#13;
director&#13;
of legislative&#13;
affairs.&#13;
read a poem honoring&#13;
veterans'&#13;
service&#13;
to their country.&#13;
PSGA&#13;
President&#13;
Tyson&#13;
Fettes read&#13;
a &#13;
short statement&#13;
thanking&#13;
all those who served&#13;
in the&#13;
military,&#13;
including&#13;
senators&#13;
Ted Lucier,&#13;
David Wilson,&#13;
and&#13;
Andrew&#13;
Sheeler.&#13;
Senator&#13;
Sean&#13;
Rakidzich&#13;
resigned&#13;
last&#13;
week, leaving&#13;
another&#13;
CONTINUE&#13;
PAGE&#13;
3&#13;
situation.&#13;
Also, if students&#13;
have&#13;
emergencies&#13;
outside&#13;
of &#13;
the&#13;
campus&#13;
buildings,&#13;
there are&#13;
numerous&#13;
poles &#13;
with &#13;
blue lights&#13;
attached&#13;
to them.&#13;
On each&#13;
emergency&#13;
pole is a button&#13;
that&#13;
is linked&#13;
to &#13;
the &#13;
campus&#13;
police .&#13;
There's&#13;
also a &#13;
speaker&#13;
attached&#13;
that &#13;
students&#13;
can use &#13;
to &#13;
talk &#13;
to&#13;
the police,&#13;
letting&#13;
them know&#13;
what the current&#13;
situation&#13;
is.&#13;
Since students&#13;
carry with&#13;
them&#13;
much &#13;
more&#13;
expensive&#13;
items today than they did, say,&#13;
a decade&#13;
ago, the crimes&#13;
have&#13;
increased.&#13;
"Students&#13;
don't&#13;
think they are vulnerable.&#13;
but&#13;
they can be," said McLaughlin.&#13;
"Come&#13;
get that&#13;
good&#13;
copy!"&#13;
\&#13;
....&#13;
,  &#13;
.'.&#13;
What's&#13;
Your&#13;
Number?&#13;
BY&#13;
AMANDAGRANDKE&#13;
mandi.noe@gmail.com&#13;
and&#13;
lecturers&#13;
were&#13;
not&#13;
included&#13;
in&#13;
this&#13;
listing.&#13;
The&#13;
"complete"&#13;
list&#13;
of&#13;
the&#13;
facolty&#13;
is located&#13;
in&#13;
the&#13;
next&#13;
section,&#13;
Faculty&#13;
and&#13;
Staff&#13;
Listings.&#13;
Of&#13;
course,&#13;
people&#13;
have&#13;
their&#13;
privacy,&#13;
and.somefacu&#13;
lry&#13;
and&#13;
staff&#13;
have&#13;
h.ad&#13;
their&#13;
information&#13;
removed&#13;
from&#13;
the&#13;
listing.&#13;
Mielke&#13;
said&#13;
that&#13;
this&#13;
is where&#13;
most&#13;
of&#13;
the&#13;
problems&#13;
occur.&#13;
"The&#13;
information&#13;
tnar&#13;
is in&#13;
the&#13;
faculty&#13;
and&#13;
staff&#13;
section&#13;
of&#13;
the&#13;
directory&#13;
we&#13;
receive&#13;
directly&#13;
from&#13;
the&#13;
Human&#13;
Resource&#13;
department,"&#13;
he&#13;
said.&#13;
"The&#13;
department&#13;
and&#13;
office&#13;
listings&#13;
are&#13;
sent&#13;
around&#13;
the&#13;
campus&#13;
and&#13;
are&#13;
corrected&#13;
accordingly."&#13;
The&#13;
last&#13;
section&#13;
of&#13;
the&#13;
white&#13;
page&#13;
is the&#13;
student&#13;
listings.&#13;
The&#13;
numbers&#13;
included&#13;
there&#13;
are&#13;
students'&#13;
home&#13;
phone&#13;
numbers;&#13;
the&#13;
phone&#13;
numbers&#13;
to&#13;
students'&#13;
donn&#13;
rooms&#13;
are&#13;
not&#13;
included.These&#13;
listings&#13;
can&#13;
also&#13;
be&#13;
kept&#13;
private.&#13;
Anyone&#13;
who&#13;
doesn't&#13;
want&#13;
his&#13;
or&#13;
her&#13;
information&#13;
published&#13;
in&#13;
future&#13;
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vi&#13;
it the&#13;
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of&#13;
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hall,&#13;
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the&#13;
necessary&#13;
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those&#13;
who&#13;
don't&#13;
like&#13;
carrying&#13;
around&#13;
another&#13;
phone&#13;
book.&#13;
the&#13;
student&#13;
directory&#13;
is also&#13;
available&#13;
online.&#13;
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same&#13;
information&#13;
(except&#13;
for&#13;
the&#13;
yellow&#13;
pages)&#13;
can&#13;
be&#13;
found&#13;
on&#13;
the&#13;
tjw-Parkside&#13;
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site.&#13;
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2006-2007&#13;
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was&#13;
put&#13;
out&#13;
about&#13;
two&#13;
weeks&#13;
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the&#13;
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complaints&#13;
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inaccuracy&#13;
were&#13;
made.&#13;
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addition,&#13;
the&#13;
tutoring&#13;
center's&#13;
information&#13;
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information&#13;
regarding&#13;
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and&#13;
creating&#13;
a&#13;
bias&#13;
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environment."&#13;
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e-mail&#13;
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substance&#13;
abuse&#13;
information,&#13;
prevention&#13;
and&#13;
education&#13;
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reporting&#13;
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safety&#13;
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response~&#13;
victim&#13;
assistance&#13;
services,&#13;
reporting&#13;
procedures&#13;
and&#13;
annual&#13;
statistics."&#13;
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students&#13;
have&#13;
emergencies,&#13;
they&#13;
should&#13;
immediately&#13;
contact&#13;
the&#13;
Dr.&#13;
Steve&#13;
McLaughlin,&#13;
vice&#13;
chancellor&#13;
of&#13;
student&#13;
services&#13;
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the&#13;
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layout&#13;
the&#13;
way&#13;
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which&#13;
is&#13;
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vacancy&#13;
in &#13;
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President&#13;
Pro-Tempore&#13;
Brian&#13;
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nominated&#13;
Senator&#13;
Curtis&#13;
Jackson&#13;
to &#13;
the open&#13;
SUFAC&#13;
spot.&#13;
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senate&#13;
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Men's Basketball&#13;
Tips Off with Disney Classic&#13;
BY&#13;
TYRONE&#13;
PAYTON&#13;
payto004@uwp.edu&#13;
71&#13;
victory&#13;
over&#13;
the&#13;
Division&#13;
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Milwaukee&#13;
Panthers&#13;
with&#13;
a trip&#13;
to&#13;
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in&#13;
Orlando,&#13;
Florida.&#13;
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the&#13;
trip&#13;
was&#13;
just&#13;
the&#13;
Rangers'&#13;
next stop &#13;
in &#13;
theirbasketball&#13;
season, as&#13;
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UW-Parkside&#13;
Men's&#13;
Basketball&#13;
team&#13;
celebrated&#13;
their&#13;
77-&#13;
UW,Parkside&#13;
would&#13;
challenge&#13;
three&#13;
non-conference&#13;
opponents&#13;
in the &#13;
I&#13;
O"&#13;
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'Disney's&#13;
Division&#13;
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The&#13;
action&#13;
for&#13;
the&#13;
Rangers&#13;
started&#13;
on&#13;
Friday,&#13;
as&#13;
they&#13;
faced&#13;
their&#13;
first&#13;
challenge&#13;
in&#13;
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of&#13;
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bard&#13;
fought&#13;
match&#13;
in&#13;
a 79-63&#13;
final,&#13;
but&#13;
thebattle&#13;
was&#13;
foul-filled&#13;
for&#13;
both&#13;
teams.&#13;
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were issued &#13;
four&#13;
fouls&#13;
apiece,&#13;
and the Pacers had one player&#13;
foul&#13;
out&#13;
while&#13;
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others&#13;
collected&#13;
four&#13;
fouls&#13;
each.&#13;
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53&#13;
percent&#13;
shooting&#13;
from&#13;
the&#13;
floor, sophomore&#13;
forward LaVontay&#13;
Fenderson&#13;
scored 25 points, while&#13;
junior&#13;
guard&#13;
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Deacon&#13;
added&#13;
~4&#13;
points&#13;
to&#13;
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Jurno&#13;
Brad&#13;
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forward,&#13;
and&#13;
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Clark,&#13;
guard,&#13;
also&#13;
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with&#13;
and'll&#13;
points,&#13;
respectively.&#13;
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24&#13;
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percent&#13;
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shooting.&#13;
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affair,&#13;
as&#13;
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14'"&#13;
ranked&#13;
team&#13;
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the&#13;
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Dakota&#13;
Coyotes,&#13;
was&#13;
the&#13;
Rangers'&#13;
next&#13;
challenge.&#13;
At&#13;
halftime,&#13;
the&#13;
Coyotes&#13;
led&#13;
the&#13;
game&#13;
wi&#13;
a slim&#13;
34-30&#13;
margin;bnt&#13;
the&#13;
rt&#13;
took&#13;
command&#13;
at&#13;
the&#13;
onset&#13;
of&#13;
the&#13;
second&#13;
half with a 12-2 offensive&#13;
run.&#13;
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look&#13;
back,&#13;
as&#13;
the&#13;
Coyotes&#13;
fell&#13;
by&#13;
a final&#13;
of&#13;
86-75.&#13;
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these&#13;
two&#13;
starting&#13;
wins,&#13;
Sunday's&#13;
contest&#13;
was scheduled&#13;
to be against&#13;
the&#13;
Shippensburg&#13;
Raiders&#13;
of&#13;
Pennsylvania.&#13;
This game was not finished&#13;
prior&#13;
to&#13;
press time.&#13;
~&#13;
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will)"ay&#13;
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Coffeehouse&#13;
Features&#13;
Left-Handed&#13;
Brothers&#13;
BY CAMilLA&#13;
SIMON&#13;
simon026@uwp.edu&#13;
Amidst&#13;
the candle-lit&#13;
tables&#13;
at&#13;
"Coffeehouse,"&#13;
soothing&#13;
sounds&#13;
of&#13;
guitarists&#13;
Mike and &#13;
Tom &#13;
Mangione&#13;
filled&#13;
Union&#13;
Square&#13;
on Wednesday,&#13;
Nov.&#13;
8.&#13;
The&#13;
two brothers,&#13;
who&#13;
grew&#13;
up &#13;
in &#13;
Glenview,&#13;
Illinois,&#13;
have &#13;
been&#13;
musically&#13;
active&#13;
since theirchildhood.&#13;
Dancing,&#13;
Education,&#13;
and Life&#13;
BY RAMON&#13;
A. JAIMEZ,&#13;
jaimeOO&#13;
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Very&#13;
quickly,&#13;
it becomes&#13;
apparent&#13;
that the prepubescent&#13;
youngsters'&#13;
are more&#13;
knowledgeable&#13;
about&#13;
the world&#13;
around&#13;
them&#13;
than&#13;
most&#13;
would&#13;
think.&#13;
They express&#13;
desires&#13;
for&#13;
good lives, &#13;
free &#13;
from the crime&#13;
and suffering&#13;
that many&#13;
of them&#13;
see all around&#13;
them.&#13;
The children&#13;
take&#13;
pride&#13;
in&#13;
themselves&#13;
and theirclassmates&#13;
as they&#13;
draw&#13;
closer&#13;
to the end&#13;
of the program&#13;
and the citywide&#13;
dance&#13;
competition.&#13;
Especially&#13;
notable&#13;
is the lack&#13;
of a narrator.&#13;
The &#13;
stories&#13;
presented&#13;
are in the&#13;
words&#13;
of the children,&#13;
their &#13;
dance&#13;
instructors,&#13;
teachers.&#13;
parents,&#13;
principals,&#13;
and friends.&#13;
As such,&#13;
it&#13;
is &#13;
of extreme&#13;
importance&#13;
to offer&#13;
proper&#13;
respect&#13;
to the film's&#13;
editor,&#13;
Sabine&#13;
Krayenbtihl,&#13;
for weaving&#13;
the footage&#13;
into &#13;
such a &#13;
wonderful&#13;
and complete&#13;
story.&#13;
If the film&#13;
suffers&#13;
at all, it is just&#13;
past &#13;
the &#13;
middle&#13;
when&#13;
the wonder&#13;
of&#13;
starting&#13;
to learn&#13;
passes&#13;
and the thrill&#13;
of competition&#13;
has yet to set in. The.&#13;
childreo&#13;
find themselves&#13;
equaUy&#13;
excited&#13;
and apprehensive&#13;
about the&#13;
coming&#13;
competition,&#13;
and as most of&#13;
us &#13;
are aware,&#13;
the'waiting&#13;
can &#13;
be &#13;
the&#13;
worst&#13;
par. of any endeavor.&#13;
Yet,&#13;
the&#13;
excitement&#13;
picks up &#13;
once&#13;
more &#13;
as&#13;
the students&#13;
take&#13;
everything&#13;
they've'&#13;
learned&#13;
,,&gt;bout&#13;
steps,&#13;
attitude,&#13;
and grace&#13;
to the &#13;
competition&#13;
floor.&#13;
"Mad&#13;
Hot Ballroom"&#13;
brings&#13;
the&#13;
audience&#13;
into the lives&#13;
of these&#13;
kids&#13;
and reminds&#13;
anyone&#13;
who&#13;
had forgotten&#13;
how awkward&#13;
and &#13;
yet &#13;
enlightening&#13;
,&#13;
being&#13;
II years&#13;
old can be.&#13;
Children&#13;
can &#13;
be &#13;
brighter,&#13;
more&#13;
insightful,&#13;
and mature&#13;
than&#13;
they&#13;
are&#13;
often&#13;
given&#13;
credit&#13;
for. This&#13;
simple&#13;
truth&#13;
is the crux&#13;
of Marilyn&#13;
Agrelo's&#13;
"Mad&#13;
Hot Ballroom,"&#13;
sbown&#13;
in &#13;
the&#13;
Union&#13;
Cinema&#13;
on &#13;
Wednesday.&#13;
Nov.&#13;
I as part of the Student&#13;
Foreign&#13;
Film&#13;
Series.&#13;
. Following&#13;
three classes&#13;
of 5&#13;
ID&#13;
graders&#13;
in &#13;
New &#13;
York, the film is a&#13;
documentary&#13;
about&#13;
the city's&#13;
IO-week&#13;
ballroom&#13;
dance&#13;
program.&#13;
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camera&#13;
follows&#13;
the action&#13;
at eye level&#13;
with&#13;
the chi Idren&#13;
and makes&#13;
it easy&#13;
for the&#13;
audience&#13;
to&#13;
join the &#13;
children&#13;
on their&#13;
journey.&#13;
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their&#13;
guitars&#13;
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down&#13;
and&#13;
left &#13;
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and &#13;
occasionally&#13;
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a &#13;
harmonica&#13;
harness,&#13;
they &#13;
brought&#13;
a&#13;
unique&#13;
appearance&#13;
to the stage.&#13;
Wednesday's&#13;
repertoire&#13;
of songs&#13;
was performed&#13;
from&#13;
memory.&#13;
Mike &#13;
is&#13;
the primary&#13;
song writer and musician,&#13;
while&#13;
his brother&#13;
Tom&#13;
travels&#13;
along&#13;
to&#13;
accompany&#13;
him. Mike independently&#13;
released&#13;
his second&#13;
album.&#13;
'There&#13;
and&#13;
Back."&#13;
The album&#13;
has entered&#13;
the &#13;
"eMJ"&#13;
(an interactive&#13;
discovery&#13;
music&#13;
network)&#13;
top two hundred&#13;
adds,&#13;
WIth&#13;
number&#13;
sixteen&#13;
in the country.&#13;
Other&#13;
than Alaska&#13;
and Hawaii.&#13;
the two have&#13;
performed&#13;
inevery &#13;
state.&#13;
The brothers&#13;
perform&#13;
with&#13;
the&#13;
purpose&#13;
of paying&#13;
homage&#13;
to great&#13;
musicians&#13;
who &#13;
have inspired&#13;
them.&#13;
including&#13;
Bob Dylan,&#13;
Dan Lanoi.&#13;
,&#13;
Wilco,&#13;
and Ryan&#13;
Adams.&#13;
"My&#13;
goal&#13;
is to &#13;
try &#13;
and capture&#13;
truth,&#13;
motion,&#13;
and give&#13;
heart.&#13;
Mike&#13;
said,"&#13;
Tom&#13;
said he perform,&#13;
to&#13;
"express&#13;
the ineffable."&#13;
One song,&#13;
"Daddy's&#13;
Angel,"&#13;
was inspired&#13;
by&#13;
a woman&#13;
the &#13;
brothers&#13;
saw while&#13;
on&#13;
tour in New&#13;
York.&#13;
Although&#13;
they&#13;
did&#13;
not personally&#13;
meet&#13;
her, they&#13;
were&#13;
moved&#13;
to &#13;
write a song about &#13;
her.&#13;
The two will &#13;
continue&#13;
their tour&#13;
through&#13;
Wisconsin,&#13;
and then hit Reno.&#13;
Nev. More &#13;
information&#13;
about the&#13;
group can &#13;
be &#13;
found &#13;
at www.mspace.&#13;
com/mikemangione&#13;
6&#13;
OPI&#13;
The &#13;
Rang &#13;
r News&#13;
LS'&#13;
November&#13;
14.2006&#13;
GUEST&#13;
EDITORIAL&#13;
Acts of Contrition&#13;
We would&#13;
live in a very&#13;
strange&#13;
and foreign&#13;
world&#13;
if&#13;
it &#13;
were that we never made&#13;
any mistakes.&#13;
If &#13;
it were&#13;
so&#13;
that all,of our intentions&#13;
and&#13;
subsequent&#13;
actions&#13;
contributed&#13;
positively&#13;
to the betterment&#13;
of humankind,&#13;
without&#13;
an&#13;
uncharitable&#13;
thought&#13;
to be found&#13;
or a selfish&#13;
action&#13;
to be judged,&#13;
what&#13;
an unusual&#13;
state&#13;
of affairs&#13;
that would&#13;
be. All concepts&#13;
of&#13;
guilt, shame,&#13;
remorse,&#13;
anger,&#13;
revenge.jealousy,&#13;
envy,&#13;
and&#13;
the like would&#13;
be nonexistent&#13;
- there&#13;
would&#13;
be no known&#13;
circumstance&#13;
to give rise to any&#13;
of those&#13;
ideas.&#13;
In&#13;
a world&#13;
minus&#13;
mistakes,&#13;
we would&#13;
be 'rid of&#13;
all hostility,&#13;
all hurt&#13;
feelings,&#13;
..l1&#13;
issues&#13;
of injustice'&#13;
- &#13;
all &#13;
issues&#13;
of&#13;
oppression.&#13;
We would,&#13;
as well,&#13;
be rid of our personal&#13;
freedom.&#13;
When&#13;
the potential&#13;
for making&#13;
a mistake&#13;
is &#13;
present,&#13;
then we&#13;
genuinely&#13;
exercise&#13;
personal&#13;
freedom,&#13;
or free will,&#13;
in the&#13;
moment.&#13;
When our choices&#13;
are&#13;
not guaranteed&#13;
success.&#13;
then&#13;
we are responsible.&#13;
and free, to&#13;
make&#13;
the choices&#13;
that we feel&#13;
are in our best interests&#13;
and,&#13;
hopefully,&#13;
in the best&#13;
interests&#13;
of others.&#13;
Freedom&#13;
is a difficult&#13;
thing.&#13;
Mistakes&#13;
seem to come&#13;
in two forms.&#13;
Those&#13;
mistakes&#13;
that arise from choices&#13;
made&#13;
with&#13;
good&#13;
intentions&#13;
in&#13;
mind,&#13;
in which&#13;
the untoward&#13;
consequences&#13;
are unforeseeable,&#13;
are inevitable.&#13;
The&#13;
human&#13;
condition&#13;
seems&#13;
to dictate&#13;
that&#13;
our vision&#13;
of the future&#13;
and&#13;
the outcomes&#13;
of our decisions&#13;
be obscured&#13;
or vague&#13;
to us. &#13;
If&#13;
this were not so, we would&#13;
be&#13;
omnipotent&#13;
- which we are,&#13;
most&#13;
assuredly,&#13;
not.&#13;
On the&#13;
other hand, some &#13;
mistakes&#13;
arise&#13;
from less-than&#13;
good intentions.&#13;
This&#13;
is a different&#13;
species&#13;
of&#13;
mistake&#13;
in that the standard&#13;
eight-year&#13;
old kid on the street,&#13;
if stopped&#13;
and asked,&#13;
could&#13;
probably&#13;
point&#13;
out thatno&#13;
good&#13;
can come from choices&#13;
arising&#13;
from ill intentions.&#13;
Yet these&#13;
mistakes,&#13;
as well,&#13;
are part&#13;
and&#13;
parcel&#13;
of the human&#13;
condition&#13;
- we are not particularly&#13;
charitable&#13;
towards&#13;
one and&#13;
another,&#13;
for whatever&#13;
reason.&#13;
We,&#13;
then,&#13;
have&#13;
a traditional&#13;
status&#13;
for all of us to occupy&#13;
at&#13;
one time or another&#13;
when our&#13;
mistakes&#13;
become&#13;
public&#13;
and are&#13;
deemed&#13;
harmful.&#13;
We have&#13;
the&#13;
status&#13;
of Contrition.&#13;
Contrition,&#13;
from&#13;
the Latin,&#13;
Contritus,&#13;
"ground&#13;
to pieces."&#13;
This is an&#13;
apt definition&#13;
for the feeling&#13;
of&#13;
standing&#13;
publicly&#13;
accountable&#13;
for some&#13;
less-than&#13;
commendable&#13;
personal&#13;
decision&#13;
- ground&#13;
to pieces.&#13;
Sincere&#13;
contrition&#13;
demands&#13;
that we set aside&#13;
pride,&#13;
set aside&#13;
all defensiveness&#13;
and&#13;
set aside&#13;
the. outside&#13;
hope&#13;
that&#13;
the public&#13;
will somehow&#13;
see&#13;
our bad decision&#13;
in a more&#13;
favorable&#13;
light&#13;
if we just&#13;
had the&#13;
opportunity&#13;
to explain&#13;
ourselves.&#13;
Sincere&#13;
contrition&#13;
requires&#13;
that&#13;
we surrender&#13;
all of those&#13;
ideas&#13;
and freely&#13;
admit,&#13;
"I was&#13;
wrong,&#13;
and I am truly&#13;
sorry&#13;
for the pain&#13;
I caused."&#13;
The&#13;
most&#13;
profound&#13;
thing&#13;
about&#13;
this life,&#13;
a life in which&#13;
we&#13;
make&#13;
mistakes&#13;
everyday,&#13;
is that&#13;
the nature&#13;
of human&#13;
character&#13;
rests&#13;
on those&#13;
very&#13;
mistakes&#13;
- not so much&#13;
the bad decision&#13;
itself,&#13;
but how&#13;
it is that we&#13;
conduct&#13;
ourselves,&#13;
in our acts of&#13;
contrition.&#13;
It &#13;
is when&#13;
we take&#13;
our turn&#13;
occupying&#13;
the status&#13;
of contrition&#13;
that we define&#13;
precisely&#13;
who&#13;
we are and for&#13;
what&#13;
we stand.&#13;
In&#13;
that moment&#13;
we discover&#13;
whether&#13;
we can&#13;
genuinely&#13;
be accountable&#13;
for our&#13;
freedom,&#13;
whether&#13;
we can live&#13;
harmoniously&#13;
with&#13;
our freedom,&#13;
or whether&#13;
we cash&#13;
it all in and&#13;
just become&#13;
another&#13;
victim&#13;
of an&#13;
uncaring,&#13;
unjust&#13;
world,&#13;
ground&#13;
to pieces&#13;
as it were.&#13;
Clearly,&#13;
we should&#13;
not&#13;
be surprised&#13;
or dismayed&#13;
that&#13;
people&#13;
make&#13;
mistakes,&#13;
of either&#13;
type. However,&#13;
we can, and&#13;
should&#13;
be surprised&#13;
when&#13;
a&#13;
. genuine&#13;
act of contrition&#13;
soars&#13;
above&#13;
the mundane&#13;
of our&#13;
everyday&#13;
struggle&#13;
- embodying&#13;
a spirit&#13;
of character&#13;
that requires&#13;
far greater&#13;
courage&#13;
than&#13;
we are&#13;
generally&#13;
able&#13;
to bring&#13;
about.&#13;
In&#13;
that moment&#13;
we may&#13;
be able to&#13;
say that,&#13;
mistakes&#13;
and all, this is&#13;
the best&#13;
of all possible&#13;
worlds.&#13;
Minus&#13;
a true sense of remorse&#13;
though,&#13;
there&#13;
really&#13;
may&#13;
be&#13;
n~&#13;
hope&#13;
for any of us as Weprepare&#13;
to make our next mistake.&#13;
While&#13;
it may&#13;
not be the most&#13;
applicable&#13;
citation,&#13;
Martin&#13;
.&#13;
Luther&#13;
said,&#13;
"God&#13;
does&#13;
not save&#13;
people&#13;
who&#13;
are only&#13;
fictitious&#13;
sinners:&#13;
Be a sinner&#13;
and sin&#13;
Boldly,"&#13;
but be genuinely&#13;
accountable&#13;
for your sins - not a&#13;
victim.&#13;
-Scott&#13;
Scofield,&#13;
Junior,&#13;
PhilosophylHistory&#13;
major&#13;
UESTION&#13;
Do &#13;
VOU&#13;
THINK&#13;
VOTING&#13;
IS&#13;
IMPORTANT&#13;
AND&#13;
WHV?&#13;
Yeah,&#13;
if you have&#13;
a voice&#13;
and you want&#13;
to be heard&#13;
you&#13;
can express&#13;
it.· &#13;
If &#13;
you want&#13;
to impact&#13;
the future,&#13;
voting&#13;
is&#13;
essential.&#13;
Kim&#13;
Hill, &#13;
21, Theater&#13;
Yes,&#13;
so our voices&#13;
can be heard&#13;
Briana&#13;
Knuuti,&#13;
20, Biology&#13;
Yes,&#13;
cause&#13;
all the votes&#13;
count.&#13;
Gus'Lopez,&#13;
24, Economics&#13;
Yeah, you can have a say in what you want, 'so if you&#13;
don't like the issue, you can voice your opinion.&#13;
Stephanie&#13;
Morgan,&#13;
18, Criminal&#13;
Justice.&#13;
I think&#13;
it's important,&#13;
because&#13;
if you don't&#13;
care,&#13;
then&#13;
you don't&#13;
care&#13;
what&#13;
the outcome&#13;
is.&#13;
Travis&#13;
Riechart,&#13;
22, Art&#13;
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GUEST&#13;
EDITORIAL&#13;
The Purpose&#13;
of Comics&#13;
....&#13;
The Purpose&#13;
of Comics&#13;
Two weeks&#13;
ago,&#13;
a comic&#13;
published&#13;
in the Ranger&#13;
News&#13;
titled,&#13;
"The&#13;
Misadventures&#13;
of Swampy&#13;
andLavagurl&#13;
in 3D,"&#13;
caused&#13;
much&#13;
controversy.&#13;
Being&#13;
a cartoonist&#13;
of&#13;
a pretty&#13;
lame&#13;
comic&#13;
myself,&#13;
it made&#13;
me think&#13;
about&#13;
the purpose&#13;
of comics&#13;
and how to know&#13;
if &#13;
you are crossing&#13;
the line.&#13;
Comics&#13;
are meant&#13;
to entertain&#13;
people&#13;
and make&#13;
them&#13;
laugh.&#13;
Eveo&#13;
though-reading&#13;
an entire&#13;
comic&#13;
strip&#13;
takes&#13;
very little&#13;
time,&#13;
cartoonists&#13;
are satifisfied&#13;
knowing&#13;
that for 5&#13;
whole&#13;
seconds&#13;
they&#13;
can produce&#13;
joy in a person.&#13;
This&#13;
is done&#13;
in all&#13;
different&#13;
kinds&#13;
of fashions&#13;
from&#13;
the wholesomeness&#13;
of Peanuts&#13;
to the often&#13;
sadistic&#13;
(and&#13;
my&#13;
personal&#13;
favorite)&#13;
Pearls&#13;
Before&#13;
Swine.&#13;
Comics&#13;
have&#13;
also taken&#13;
on&#13;
an important&#13;
role in enlightening&#13;
people&#13;
about&#13;
the state&#13;
of our country.&#13;
Doonesbury&#13;
and Mallard&#13;
Fillmore&#13;
discuss&#13;
world&#13;
issues&#13;
and politics.&#13;
with&#13;
a humorous&#13;
approach.&#13;
When&#13;
all else&#13;
fails,&#13;
the cornic&#13;
section&#13;
will at least&#13;
come&#13;
in handy&#13;
when&#13;
you run out of&#13;
gift wrap&#13;
or when&#13;
you're&#13;
trying&#13;
to&#13;
house-train&#13;
a pet.&#13;
But like all other&#13;
types&#13;
of .&#13;
entertainment,&#13;
certain&#13;
comics&#13;
have&#13;
been&#13;
criticized&#13;
for being&#13;
politically&#13;
incorrect.&#13;
No one probably&#13;
knows&#13;
this better&#13;
than Aaron&#13;
McGruder,&#13;
the creator&#13;
of the The Boondocks.&#13;
McGruder's&#13;
comic&#13;
sparked&#13;
much&#13;
debate&#13;
over&#13;
the main&#13;
character's&#13;
views&#13;
on politics&#13;
and African-&#13;
American&#13;
culture.&#13;
It was so&#13;
controversial&#13;
that newspapers&#13;
often&#13;
withheld&#13;
its publication.&#13;
I am not&#13;
a fan of The Boondocks,&#13;
but I can&#13;
appreciate&#13;
McGruder's&#13;
courage&#13;
to&#13;
writ~&#13;
the comic&#13;
for as long&#13;
as he did,&#13;
despite&#13;
the constant&#13;
backlash.&#13;
So even&#13;
though&#13;
controversy&#13;
has&#13;
been&#13;
found&#13;
in&#13;
comics&#13;
for years,&#13;
what&#13;
was wrong&#13;
with&#13;
"The&#13;
Misadventures&#13;
of Swampy&#13;
and Lavagurl&#13;
in 3D"?&#13;
The mistake&#13;
here was that it was&#13;
personal.&#13;
It was used&#13;
solely&#13;
as an act&#13;
of revenge.&#13;
Although&#13;
the people&#13;
it&#13;
spoofed&#13;
were&#13;
left nameless,&#13;
comics&#13;
should&#13;
not be used&#13;
to attack&#13;
certain&#13;
individuals&#13;
(unless&#13;
it's Maury&#13;
Pavich&#13;
or anyone&#13;
else contributing&#13;
to the&#13;
.downfall&#13;
of our society).&#13;
And&#13;
no&#13;
one knows&#13;
this better&#13;
than the two&#13;
guys&#13;
involved&#13;
with&#13;
making&#13;
the&#13;
comic&#13;
strip.&#13;
Who&#13;
are now&#13;
suffering&#13;
major-consequences&#13;
because&#13;
of&#13;
it. So to them&#13;
I say, I'm glad&#13;
there&#13;
are still people&#13;
out there&#13;
like you&#13;
with&#13;
the courage&#13;
to cross&#13;
that line.&#13;
Without&#13;
you,&#13;
every&#13;
comic&#13;
would&#13;
be like Family&#13;
Circus:&#13;
But more&#13;
inaportantly,&#13;
I'm glad&#13;
there&#13;
are people&#13;
like you with&#13;
the courage&#13;
to admit&#13;
when&#13;
they've&#13;
made&#13;
a mistake.&#13;
-Katie&#13;
Zinapel&#13;
Plo\l"pose:&#13;
The&#13;
Student&#13;
Actjvities&#13;
Office&#13;
seeks&#13;
to promote&#13;
active&#13;
involvement&#13;
in student&#13;
organizations,&#13;
activities,&#13;
and University&#13;
governance&#13;
by offering&#13;
two $850&#13;
Leadership&#13;
Scholarships.&#13;
The&#13;
~chola~shtpS&#13;
Willbe&#13;
given&#13;
to two current&#13;
undergraduate&#13;
student&#13;
leaders&#13;
intending&#13;
to conlinue&#13;
at UW-Parkside.&#13;
CI"·I+el"·I~:&#13;
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candidates&#13;
have&#13;
made&#13;
contributions&#13;
to the enrich-&#13;
ment&#13;
of the campus&#13;
community&#13;
through&#13;
active&#13;
enrollment&#13;
I~ co·~urncular&#13;
activities.&#13;
The&#13;
recipients&#13;
will have&#13;
demonstrated&#13;
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creativity,&#13;
responsibility,&#13;
cooperation,&#13;
and I~adershlp&#13;
ability.,&#13;
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by Dan Chiappetta&#13;
News Editor&#13;
Last year. 100% of a1l UW-&#13;
Parkside students who graduated&#13;
with an undergraduate  nursing&#13;
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Milwaukee's  Consortial Nursing&#13;
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Ph.D .• Coordinator   of UW-&#13;
Parksi  de/UW·  Mil waukee&#13;
Consortial Nursing Program.&#13;
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students&#13;
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misunderstand the way&#13;
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UW-Milwaukee it's necessary to&#13;
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"Students  can take all the&#13;
classes necessary at UW-Parkside&#13;
to earn the degree. including all&#13;
clinical work&#13;
can&#13;
be done in the&#13;
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"Everything isoffered here, but the&#13;
degree is actually confinned by&#13;
UW-Milwaukee,"&#13;
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R.N., M.S., Academic Advisor of&#13;
UW -Parkside/UW  -Mil waukee&#13;
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Parkside nursing students are very&#13;
successful in the program.&#13;
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infinding meaningful employment&#13;
career in Health Service," said&#13;
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them."&#13;
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Joan Wilk&#13;
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in Wisconsin. The primary reason&#13;
for forming a nursing major was to&#13;
benefit&#13;
this area," said Wilk.&#13;
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student newspaper&#13;
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when she decribes certain problems her paper has been/acing and&#13;
explains perfect solutions to the many criticisms she has beenfaced&#13;
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not judge  a man  until  you have  walked  a mile  in his shoes."&#13;
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you have spent  a Monday  nigbt  in our  olrlce."&#13;
When  I say Monday  night,  I mean  from  mid-Monday   arternoon   up to press  time  2 p.m. Tuesday.&#13;
That  is right,  SDSU.  While  most of&#13;
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six se&lt;:tion editors,  an  advertising   manager,   a managing   editor,  an  editor  and  usually  a few ad  staff&#13;
members  are  working  in our  basement  corner  of the Student  Union  to bring  you the next  Collegian.&#13;
Mondays  are  not a time  for sleep.  Our  motto:  "Sleep  is for wimps."&#13;
I&#13;
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10&#13;
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on a radom  Tuesday  morning.   People  will not get a warm  reception.&#13;
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is nothing  personal;  butallshould&#13;
be forewarned   that  the mere  presence  of anyone  nol of Collegian&#13;
origin  will either  cause  our  stair  to glare  savagely,  grunt  and  ignore  the unforlunate    intruder,   or worse&#13;
yet, to laugh  sharply  at any suggestions  of what  should  be in our  next  issue.&#13;
Our stalfrealius&#13;
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any  criticism   offered   will  not  bruise   our  egos,  which  is,&#13;
I&#13;
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stop&#13;
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lssue&#13;
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do&#13;
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hesitation.&#13;
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remember   to keep your  cruel  evaluation   private.   You n~ver&#13;
know who might  sit&#13;
behbtd&#13;
you  in&#13;
sociology&#13;
class.&#13;
Denise&#13;
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On the otber  band,  if someone   is truly  furious  ab~ut informa~&#13;
or opinions  printed  on&#13;
these&#13;
pages,  the best  recourse   ISa letter&#13;
l0llle&#13;
editor.&#13;
.&#13;
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the&#13;
office  and  y.elhng at our  business mana&#13;
will get you  nowbere   (except  pOSSibly into  Collegian  conversatio:&#13;
downtown   establishments).&#13;
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