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Little Shop; Mechanical monstrocities and four actors breathe life into evil plant
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"Horrors" stalk Parkside
Last chance to do
a "Little Shop"ping
6 Terror firma
Get six feet under in
Parkside's haunted tunnels
14 Waiting in the wings
The Royal Canadian Geese Army wings
past our boders to attack
5 law & Order
Police Beat and the PSGA report round up the
good, the bad and the ugly
9 Over your shoulder
New.Pay-to-print policy
sucks up students' spare change
S e c t 1 0 n s
Hews 3-1
Things to do 3
Police Beat 5
Features 8-11
Question of the Weell 11
spons 12
Entenainment 13-15
Classified 15
S t a f f Box
Editor-in-Chief
Kregg Jacoby
Business Manager
Nicole McQuestion
News Editor
BeckyDuba
Copy Editor
Chris Elst
Desktop
Kregg Jacoby
Nicole McQuestion
Ad Designer
Nicole McQuestion
Photo Editors
Daniel Yaris
JeffAlley
Tim Overacker
Entertainment Editor
Chris Summy
Columnist
Vito Tribuzio
Ranger Advisor
Dave Buchanan
Ranger Office
Wyllie D-139C
ph. 262.595.2287
fax 262.595.2295
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The I n Box
Editor
Kregg Jacoby
Help wanted. Immediate openings. Apply Inside.
What else is there to say. The Ranger is in need of a few
dedicated souls to write about news, campus' events, and
sports. I could even use a desktop publisher with strong
Quark skills. The recent letters received demand a paper
that can not be delivered without more writers.
The staff, at present, is a hardy bunch, used to criticism
and attack. The sheer weight of "hate" mail that amounts to
"you guys suck and the newspaper sucks" is almost overwhelming.
We struggle on. Truthfully, there is one writer to
cover all non-sports stories. Some of our critics fail to grasp
that. Every paid staffer works at least 10 hours at a job and
carries a full class load. They get paid poorly and receive
more complaints than compliments. Yet, they try to bring
the students a newspaper we all can be proud of. These are
not excuses, just facts.
I am extremely proud of the amount of time and work
that this staff dedicates to the paper. Each week I will try to
add the faces of the staff into the paper so the student body
can get to know them. If you see these hard workers give
them a compliment or at least some kindly worded constructive
criticism. It makes the whole job seem worthwhile.
Remember that we also need new blood (Note: sorry I
couldn't avoid the Halloween tie-in). You can work as often
as your schedule allows and still get paid. Ten students
writing about campus events and sports once a month
would give The Ranger a greater student voice and help
lighten the load. With help and hard work, The Ranger can
grow to fill the needs of every student, faculty and organization.
We need student involvement to do that. We need
student support to do that.
PSGI Vote results
The votes from Oct. 22 are in, but won't be official until Friday
Oct. 29. Seven new senate seats were created for more diverse representation
in the government. Corey Mandley was voted in for the
SUFAC Committee. New Senators include: Shana
Hopkins, Angie Gomez, Theosphist
McIntyre, Tanja Jankovic, Chris Leipksi,
Tarajee Amin, Kara Norton, Maria Negron,
Claudia Villalba, Natasha Branch, Kevin
Matson, Jon D. Walker, Ernesto Vaca [r.,
Alain Gbae, Tawona Nicholson.
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limber 11, 8:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. LastdaYj;(j
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Take back the night
Nicole Foras
For those who have suffered abuse, or for those who wish to make a difference
in the fight against domestic violence, the Womyn's Center, in association
with the GLO will sponsor a Take Back the Night rally on Thursday,
October 28 at 7:30 p.m.
San Francisco, 1978, marked the beginning of TBtN in the United States
and their occurrence and strength are steadily growing in the U.S.
The unifying purpose of TBtN is the self-empowerment of the women and
men present. Particularly recognizing the needs of women of color, disabled
women, lesbian and bisexual women, and women with children, woman and
men ban together in order to educate and empower themselves and discuss
all forms of violence including hate crimes, domestic abuse and sex crimes.
The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Womyn's Center would like your
help to make this event powerful and insightful. Even if you are not affected
by abuse, your presence will support those who have been. If you would like
to do even more, contact [oni Calhoun or Jackie Buzzell, Womyn's Center
coordinators at 595-2170, or Nicole Foras at forasOOO@Uwp.edu.
There will be a musical performance by Betsy Ade, a bonfire, a rally, a
speak-out, and several keynote speakers.
NewS Briefs
Save with Arts: ALIVE!
season tickets
The Parkside Activities Board calls the Arts: ALIVE! series "Sevenperformances
worth leaving home for." For UW-Parkside students, make
that seven performances worth leaving your residence hall for. And with
a season ticket, you save nearly half the cost of full pnce tickets.
The series starts November 5 with "Buddy Holly and the Cricketers:'
This is the music that got your parents-or maybe your grandparents-in
trouble. It's the stulf they listened to on a tinny transistor radio with their
heads (and the radio) under the covers so Mom and Dad wouldn't hear.
Before rock and roll became a multi-billion dollar business run by
multi-national companies; before rock and roll became a political statement
or a fund-raising tool; before grunge, industrial, punk, goth, folk,
progressive, and country rock, there was Buddy Holly. He died as all
icons do: before his time.
But he left behind a pile of music that can't help but bring a smile to
you face. Don't miss Buddy Holly and the Cricketers, November 5 at 7:30
p.m.
The Arts: ALIVE Series continues with "Messiah," December 5; "Let
Us Light Candles," December 12; the band from the blockbuster film
"Titanic," Gaelic Storm, January 25; the Jose Greco II Flamenco Dance
Company, February 3; Peking Acrobats, March 7; and "Pump Boys&
Dinettes," March 23.
The total cost of series if you purchased tickets individually is $87.But
currently enrolled students who purchase the entire series receive a 40%
discount, making your cost $49.50.
It's seven performances worth leaving home or residence hall for. For'
Arts: ALIVE! tickets, call the UW-Parkside Information Center at (262)
595-2345.
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Police Beat
10/13/99 Inc 99-672 Traffic Vio.ation,
CrY E, 2 miles east of CrY jR., 8:55 a.m.
UPPSofficer observed a vehicle drive onto
theshoulder of the road, accelerate and
then passa semi-truck on the right shoulder.The
driver, a student, was cited for
Unsafe Passing on Right.,
10/13/99 Inc 99-673 Property
Damage/Personal,Union Lot, 12:23 p.m.
Studentreported another student opened
hervehicledoor, striking the passenger
sidemirror of his vehicle causing a chip,
1/4" in diameter. No damage to the other
vehiclecould be detected.
10/13/99 Inc 99-674 Medical Assist,
UniversityApartments, 8:59 p.m. UPPS
officerresponded to a student suffering an
asthmattack.Kenosha Med 5 transported
the studentto Aurora Hospital.
10/14/99 Inc 99-675 Medical Assist,
WyllieHall, Hard Hat Cafe, 10:56 a.m.
UPI'S officerresponded to a student who
hadfallenand was unconscious. Oil had
been spilled on the floor and while
attempts were being made for clean-up,
thestudent slipped on the spill. Subject
Was transported by Kenosha Med. 5 to
AuroraHospital for treatment.
10/14/99 Inc 99-676 Agency Assist,
Kenosha Sheriff Dep t., University
Apartments,12:20 p.m. Kenosha Sheriff
dIspatchcalled regarding 911 hang-up
calls cOnningfrom a university apartment.
The student in the apartment was contacted
and she stated there was no emergency
and indicatedthe problem was caused by
amalfunctiOningcorclless phone.
10/14/99Inc 99-677 Criminal Damage
to Property/State,Molinaro Hall computer
lab,2:05p.m, Staff member reported
vandalism to two computer components
anda disk drive. The vandalism was disCOVeredon
Oct. 10th. There are no wit-
'esses Orsuspects to the incident.
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10/14/99 Inc 99-678 Fire Equipment
amp . UPpg enng, Molinaro 01 level, 7:56 p.m.
b officersresponded to a staff mema:,s
report of smoke. Upon officer's
jus~al,~ere Was no smoke at the scene,
Fadt dIScharged fire extinguisher.
dean~tiesManagement was notified for
1 up and the extinguisher replaced.
toadO/14/99 Inc 99-679 Animal, East Lot
East'tlOp.m. While on routine patrol of
front .ot, a deer ran out and struck the
lireareaof the police squad. The deer
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PSII report
Becky Duba
October 8's PSGA meeting started with heated debate concerning
Resolution 99-14, an amendment to Parkside's constitution about committees.
Also heated were comments made about the prior meeting's vote on
Resolution 99-9 pertaining to the campus gun policy. There was
brought to light a discrepancy as to whether senators who abstain from
voting should have their votes count as no's or ignored.
Unfortunately, the dilemma about abstaining votes did not deal with
the amendment to the constitution, but took up nearly all of the hour
available. Finally, when a roll call vote was called for on Resolution 99-
14, many of the senators did not understand what the vote entailed. The
vote was still taken. Due to time constraints, may senators left during
the confusion over the vote. One senator was heard to say that the
bureaucracy of the government comes mainly from just such misunderstandings.
got up and ran off into the field. No visible
damage to the squad was detected.
10/15/99 Inc 99-680 Disorderly
Conduct/Noise, Ranger Hall, east side,
1:05 a.m. A student filed a complaint
regarding a large group of people outside
the east doors 6f Ranger Hall who were
making too much noise. Officers advised
the group of 25-30 people to keep the noise
down and to move along. Officers cleared..
10/15/99 Inc 99-681 Traffic Violation,
CrY jR at 5TH 331, 11:37a.m. UPPS officer
observed a vehicle with expired license
plates. Driver was cited for Unregistered
Vehicle - plates expired 04/99.
10/16/99 Inc 99-682 Property Damage,-+---------- _
University Apartments, 1:10 a.m.
Unknown person threw an object through
a window. No witnesses to the incident.
10/16/99 Inc 99-683 Traffic Accident,
SAC Lot, 12:10 p.m. Visitor reported striking
another vehicle while backing out of a
parking stall. Damage appeared to be
under $1000. Drivers exchanged
names/information and were given
Driver's Report of Accident.
10/17/99 Inc 99-684 Fire Equipment
Tampering, Union, 1:27 a.m. UPPS officer
observed. a discharged extinguisher inside
the south entrance doors to the Union. No
suspects or witnesses. Extinguisher will be
replaced.
10/18/99 Inc 99-685 Harassment,
Union Dining Room & Ranger Hall, 7:57
p.m. Student reported being harassed by
another student on three occasions.
Student advised she will talk to Residence
Life staff regarding the problem.
10/19/99 Inc 99-686 Accident-Hit and
Run, Communication Arts Lot, 2:08 p.m.
Student reported a black truck struck her
vehicle and then drove off. Student was
not able to get the license plate of the vehicle
before it left the scene.
10/19/99 Inc 99-687 Medical Assist,
Union 104, 7:22 p.m. Staff member reported
a visitor had a seizure. Subject was conscious
when officers arrived. Kenosha
Med 5 transported subject to Aurora
Hospital for treatment. .
10/20/99 Inc 99-689 Agency Assist, 900
Block of Green Bay Road, 9:06 p.m. UPPS
officer responded to a reported injury acodent,
however, when officer arrived at the
scene, nothing was fmUld
PSGA 10-15-99
The meeting started late, with only four senators present at noon.
The coming elections were addressed marginally, before the previous
week's walk out became the main subject on the floor. President Corey
Mandley offered an apology for being among the representatives who
walked out. He also addressed the senators saying, "I don't see us
[PSGA] moving forward. It's a major concern for me. We aren't functioning
properly."
Solutions to this problem were brainstormed following an open discussion.
Mandley suggested having a social where the senators can get
together on an informal basis to discuss where they want the government
to go. He also stated that one of the current focuses of the government
should be the parking situation.
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Sigma Tau Delta
Sponsors Events in
November
Lisa Long
UW-Parkside's English Honor Society, Sigma Tau Delta, is sponsoring
a children's book drive on November 16, 17, and 18. Books can
be dropped off next to the Womyn'sCenter anytime on these three
days. Children's books in new to slightly used condition will be
donated to Children's Memorial HospitaL Sigma Tau Delta also welcomes
people to donate other unwanted books to be sold in a fundraiser
for the society.
The honor society also invites students to attend a lecture, given by
Joanne Goodyear, on November 1, at noon in the Communication
Arts building, room 133. Joanne works in the career center and will
be speaking on career opportunities and information for English
majors. Everyone is welcome. -,
Another event of some interest to English majors, among others, is
a University-sponsored trip to a performance of Shakespeare's
"Anto,:y and Cleopatra." The office of Business and Continuing
Education IS offenng a trip to the Chicago Shakespeare Theater on
Navy Pier to experience the November 18 production. The performance
starts at 7:30 p.m., and tickets cost $45.00 per person. Cost
includes 'admission and transportation by Coach Bus. The bus will
leave from the Tallent Hall lot at 4:30 p.m. and is expected to return
around midnight. Preregistration is mandatory due to availability of
space. To register call the University outreach office at 414-595-2312.
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Parkside's Dark Side
The Haunted Tunnel Project
Becky Duba
October haunts us with ghosts and goblins, witches and vampires, and
spooky stories. In the spirit of Halloween, a strip of tunnels underneath
Parkside from the Rec Center to the main building very soon will contain our
darkest fears.
Mike Kamphuis, S.o.c. President, has been working on this project since
the beginning of the month. Finally, after weeks of planning and threats of
being shut down because of Fire Code problems, the dates are set. The
Tunnels will open Friday, October 29, at 6 pm and stay open until 11pm that.
, Saturday, October 30, they will be open from 6 pm to 12 am and on Sunday
(Halloween) they will be open from 6 pm to 10 pm. The charge for Parkside
students is $3.00 and only $5.00 for non-students. Kids under 12 get in for
$1.00.
The entry, for those brave souls who dare, is near the Rec Center.
"One main advantage we have over other haunted houses is that the
Tunnels are very large. They start at the Rec Center, go under the street, and
end up underneath the 'building," Kamphuis explained.
Patrons will be immersed in extremely dark conditions and smoke filled
halls. Sound effects will be used alongside black lights to emphasize the
eerie feeling of the tunnels. To add to this, there are roughly 10 school clubs,
containing over 30 students, who have volunteered to spring from dark corners.
The drama club..has gracefully donated the use of their makeup, so
expect grade A gore.
On Friday, PAB is sponsoring a kids carnival from 6-8 PM to run alongside
the haunted tunnels. PAB is looking for organizations to furnish and
operate booths for the carnival.
On Sunday, the Tunnels will host "Night Fall '99" featuring big-name Drs
from Chicago and Milwaukee. The dance starts at 8 PM and lasts till lAM.
Students can get into the dance and tunnels for only $7.00 and non-students
for only $10.00.
"This has been a hard project to pull off up to the last minute. We can't
even get into the tunnels to set up until Friday morning. [Plus] we have
equipment to move. But, everything is planed out, and our volunteers are up
to the task," said Kamphuis.
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On Friday, October 15, the Committee on Health, Safety, and the Physical
Envirorunent sponsored an open forum regarding the University Police campus
weapons carry policy.
The majority of the committee was present, along with the Sheriff and an,_I- _
assistant chief of the Kenosha Police Department. Although this was an
opportunity for anyone opposed to voice their concerns, only one student
and one professor spoke against the current full carry policy.
Ed Wallen, chair of the Health, Safety and Physical Environment
Committee, had hoped to bring in as many viewpoints as possible for open
discussion. Moderator Dr. Herb Pitts made statement that those opposed
were notified 72 hours prior to the forum and only Dr. James B. Kinchen Jr.
responded.
Kinchen revealed his feelings on the subject and told the other members of
the forum that he spoke for the welfare of the University of WisconsinParkside
in bringing forth two serious questions: "What do we need from our
police?"and "What are our needs on this campus?"
According to Kinchen, there are very few exceptions where police officers
should need their guns. Examples he cited were night patrol and outer
perimeter patrol. Kinchen called for recall of the full carry policy.
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weapons carry policy
The Sheriff from the Kenosha Police Department described disarming a
police officer as an "unsafe situation." He likened taking a gun away from a
police officer to taking an air tank away from a SCUBA diver.
Five University police officers attended the forum. Toward the end of the
meeting they expressed concerns for their lives if they were to perform their
jobs without their primary tool. Removing the full carry policy was regarded
among the officers as an act of mistrust toward the force. One University
police officer stated that if a part-time carry policy were enacted, he would .
seriously consider leaving.
"I was pleased with the quality of discussion and viewpoints that came
out in the open forum. Due to the lack of participants, however, Iwould like
to welcome all faculty, staff and academic groups to bring forth their views
on this subject, because it is very important. The committee wants to seek out
as much input as possible before bringing it to the chancellor," said Wallen.
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Removing the full carry policy was
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One University police officer stated
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Nicole Turnquist
As the lights dim and curtains fall
for the last performances of the
musical "Little Shop Of Horrors" on
October 28, 29, and 30 at 7:30 p.m.,
members of the cast will leave the
stage with the experience of working
with elaborate puppets that have an
unimaginable hunger for life. The
Dane are all students at UWParkside.
Matt Harris is a 10.year old
student at the School of Fine Arts in
Racine. With the help of other cast
members, the puppeteers produce
the plot of a plant that promises
fame and fortune, but the characters
learn to be careful what they wish
for.
In the play,
Seymour (Kevin
McWilliams)
gains fame from
the plant in
exchange for its
diet of human
blood. Soon
Seymour, his
boss Mushnik
(Gil Gonzalez),
Audrey (Jillian
LaVirika), and
her sadistic dentist
boyfriend
Orin Sci vella
(Ryan D.
Schabach) all
learn the plant's
true motives.
Musical narration
is provided
by the trio of
Catherine
Apilado, Cicely
Elam, and
Elizabeth
Brouillette.
There are
three different
puppets used
throughout the
play to show different stages of the
plant's development. Harris is the
puppeteer for the small plant in the
beginning of the production. He
gives the plant expression by standing
under a table below the puppet.
Welk controls the plant when it
begins to feed on human blood and
grow in size. Finally, there is a giant
plant at the end of the play. Welk,
Goeb, and Dane are the puppeteers
for this huge monster which consists
of three separate suits combined.
Tim Bohn is the voice of the plant
throughout the play. He has a microSeymour
(Kevin Mcwilliam) shows off his strange new botanical discovery
to Audrey Gillian LaVinka). The plant is one of four ingenious
puppets used in the musical comedy "Little Shop of Horrors" which
begins its final three performances Oct. 28 at 7:30 p.m. in the
Communication Arts Theater, •
puppeteers in the play are using
puppets rented from Milwaukee's
Polaris Puppet Theater.
Tim Brown of the Polaris Puppet
Theater created the puppets used in
the play about a plant that thrives on
human blood and causes disaster. As
the plant grows, the puppets grow
and the puppeteers soon have their
hands full.
The four puppeteers who work
with this hungry plant and bring to
pseudo-life its evil intentions are
Corey Welk, Sam Coeb, Katie Dane,
and Matt Harris. Welk, Goeb, and
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phone off-stage as the puppeteers
mimic his words with the puppets.
The stages of the plant as it grows
are a cross between puppet and costume.
"It is hard getting into the heavy
costume but I enjoy working in it,"
said Katie Dane.
The rented costumes did need to
be altered in order to suit this version
of the play. Corey Welk claims
that extra pieces and modifications
of the puppets were needed to personalize
their version of "Little Shop
of Horrors."
"There are fast changes in the
show and the costumes needed to be
rigged for those changes," said Judy
Tucker-Snider, chair of the
Department of Dramatic Arts.
Each of the puppeteers engagein
different techniques of puppetry.
They each need to adjust to the puppets,
their alterations and the techniques.
Keith Harris, the set designer
and fa ther of Ma tt Harris, said,
"Matt loves helping out and working
with the puppet."
"I usually do makeup or costumes,
so memorizing lines was a
different experience for me. It was
also demanding physically," said
Corey We1.k..
"The puppets were very detailed,
flashy, heavy and hot. It is verydifferent
being in a show where I am
not acting, but where I am the prop,"
said Sam Goeb.
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Julie Thompson
"Charging for anything is stupid.
Parkside seems to be just milking its
students for every penny," said student
Elizabeth Turner.
Despite the growing concern of
the student body, the print charge
will go into effect. Administration
sees the new charge as the only way
to keep up with the demand for new
ink cartridges, paper supplies, and
regular maintenance on the
machines,
"pay to print" strains students' pockets
BeckyDuba
In the near future, Parkside is
planning to charge students $.08 for
every page printed in the computer
lab. Currently, when a person clicks
on the print icon, the computer displays
a window asking questions. It
asks for the title of what is to be
printed, the user name of the person,and
a password. Then, the person
has to go over to the main desk
and swipe their Ranger Card at the
computer and another screen will
come up that has the list of all the
print jobs for the lab. The person
has to click on their print job and
punch in their password, before
anything is printed. Without having
opened an account with money on
it, the computer will not allow students
to print their work.
"Students are over-printing and
abusing the system we have right
now," said Patricia Eaton, "Also, we
have a number of non-students
come in and use our systems
because it is a public site. If we
charge everybody, then we can
makesure people aren't getting anythingfor
free."
"The public can get temporary
cards from the circulation desk that
can allow them to print," said Chris
Robaidek, Instructional Program
Manager when asked how non students
can print without Ranger
Cards. "UW-Madison has been
chargingfor use of printers for some
time,"he added.
The technicians have encountered
difficultysetting up the program to
run on the Macintoshes.
"All of the computers in the lab
print, but you have to swipe your
RangerCard for them to do it. The
programmers are still trying to
implementthe 'charge' program for
the Mac's, but they're having problems.
I don't have a date when the
charging will actually begin, but it
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isn't far off," said Eaton.
When the system does come into
effect, each student will get 100 free
pages to print. After this is used up,
they will have to put money onto
their Ranger Card before they will
be able to print anything. It will be
much like the system, in use now1
used for making duplicates on the
copy machines. Also, as the date
approaches, posters will appear in
the labs, warning students of the
printing fee.
"People should make sure they
use print preview before they go to
print anything, so they can make
sure they're not going to be charged
for excess pages they don't need,"
Eaton cautioned.
Many students are upset about
this new fee.
"I think for computer classes, the
fee should be waved. Printing for
those classes is necessary. I think
it's ridiculous because we pay
enough for other things," said junior
Dominic Cantrell adds money to his Ranger Card which can be used allover campus and will soon be needed in order to print. Gina Sanders
swipes her card through one of the computers demonstrating the new process.
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lOranger Ilealures Financial aid funding will increase
to an estimated biennial increase of
$3.3 million in available financial
aid. Also, students will see a
$500,000 increase for the Lawton
Grant as well as a $750,000
increase for the Advanced
Opportunity Program.
State Budget means
tuition Ireeze lor UW
students
There's good news about tuition-increases for the 2000-
2001 school year: there won't be any. The.cost of attending
UW-Parkside-and all other University of Wisconsin
System schools-next year was frozen at 1999-2000 levels
thanks to the new Wisconsin state budget. The freeze,
however, only applies to resident undergraduate students.
The spending bill contains other good news for uwParkside
and -System students. Financial aid funding will
increase to an estimated biennial increase of $3.3 million
in available financial aid. Also, students will see a
$500,000 increase for the Lawton Grant as well as a
$750,000 increase for the Advanced Opportunity
Program.
In addition, the increase in the general purpose revenue
appropriation of $4.8 million will help support 1,000
more students in the UW System (700 system-wide and
300 at UW-Madison).
University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Jack
Keating called it, "The best budget in ten years for the
UW System," and praised lawmakers and the governor
for their work.
Along with $90.6 million in spending appropriations
over the next two years ($78.1 million in general purpose
revenue (GPR) and $12.5 from fees), the budget gives the
System additional management flexibility. That will
allow the UW-System to offer more courses to non-traditional
students in new markets and more distance education
courses to meet the changing needs of students, businesses,
and communities.
The spending plan also includes $1 million for implementation
of the UW-System's ambitious diversity initiative
Plan 2008. Another $732,600 is earmarked for pre-college
programs. The budget will also allow the UWSystem
to fund the employer contribution for health
insurance benefits from the first day of hire, eliminating
the six-month waiting period.
Other provisions of the budget include $7.3 million for
libraries, $2.5 million for international education, $3.9
million for instructional technology, and $2 million for
student advising services.
"We are very grateful to the legislature," Keating said.
"Especially to Governor Thompson for proposing a solid
budget and to Senate Majority Leader Chuck Chvala and
Assembly Speaker Scott Jensen for the leadership they
provided. We also want to thank our local lawmakers for
their work in creating a budget that helps students and
our faculty, allows us to maintain quality, and gives us
the flexibility to respond to the needs of our region."
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If you won $50 mil/ion in the lotto,
what would you do with the money?
Pamela Morisse,
Sophomore
"I would pay all my
debts and all my
friends and families debts. I'd move out of
my parents house, take some vacations,
and donate the rest to charity. "
John Lemut,
Senior
"I'd move to India
and start a harem."
Chad Colombari,
Senior
"I'd be lazy for life and
never work again. " .
Jodi Young,
Freshman
"I'd spoil myself
rotten. Then I could
dowhatever I wanted. "
Matt Swanson,
Freshman
"I'd buy the school
and renovate it. I'd
paintit green, make a bigger parking lot,
andlower tuition. Then I'd buy some new
clothes."
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The 12th annual UW-Parkside invitational cross-country meet was run
under damp conditions on Saturday, Oct. 16 at the school's national crosscountry
course. Over 800 runners participated in one of the largest meets in the
Midwest.
In the women's race, UW-Gshkosh (ranked third in NCAA III) and Western
Michigan (NCAA I) tied for the top spot with a team score of 48. Host
Wisconsin-Parkside (ranked 8th in NCAA Il) was third out of the 34 teams with
a score of 77. Aquinas College was a distant third at 186. The women's 5Kindividual
winner was an open entry: Tiffany Ebensperger of Bristol, who ran the
course in 18:18. Kim Lopez of Western Michigan was second, 18:22, followed
by Laura Petersen of Wisconsin-Parkside, 18:23.Strong Ranger finishers included
Amber Antonia, 11th, 18:42; Erin Enright, 27th, 19:15; Linda Muffler, 31st,
19:19;and Janna Weeden, 39th, 19:29.
"It was a solid team effort. We are making good progress. Laura Muffler
worked he~way into the top five which will give us a little bit of an edge as we
go on," said UW-Parkside women's coach Mike DeWitt.
There were 396 total finishers in the event.
In the men's race, Marquette was the winner, followed by Lansing
Cornmurdty College with scores of 80 and 96 respectively. Wisconsin-Parkside
------------.- was 10th out of 36 teams with 288. Kip Rop of Taylor Urdversity was the individual
winner in 24:39 for the 8K course. James Kenedy of Grace College was
second, 24:46. Wisconsin-Parkside's top firdsher was Shawn Burwell, 29th in
26:23.Ranger Davey Place was 53rd in 26:51 and Freddy Garcia was 57th 26:54.
"It was kind of disappointing," said veteran Ranger coach Lucian Rosa. "We
are much better than what we showed today. We had three guys break 27minutes,
but we had five capable of doing that."
One of those runners was Ryan Gill, who did not participate due to injury.
Garcia and Bernie Radobicky (85th, 27:29) ran with injury problems. A total of
397 runners finished the men's race.
"We don't have too much time to prepare for the conference race (at
Indianapolis next Saturday)," noted Rosa. "Our injured people will have to run
regardless."
Alex Kulig
The Ranger mens soccer team had to work double overtime to pull it off,
but it was well worth the wait as Wisconsin-Parkside defeated Missouri-St.
Louis, 1-0, at Wood Road Field on Saturday, October 16. The win bumps the
Rangers'Great Lakes Valley Conference record to 5-3-1., 9-3-1 overall.
Missouri-St. Louis fell to 3-5, 5-8.
"We should have never let it go to overtime. We were getting shots, but
we couldn't find the back of the net," said Wisconsin-Parkside head coach-t------------
Rick Kilps.
The Rangers finally broke the stalemate as the clock read 11:12. Casey
Pawlak drove home a free kick set up Adam Chwala for the game.
"Adam really nailed it," said Kilps. "It was a great goal and an emotional
win."
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Wisconsin-Parkside lost Ryan Lockhart due to a red card in the second
half and had to play short-handed. Also, Justin Meredith and Bill Wiedel,
were lost for the game due to injury, further hampering the Rangers.
"It was a great gut check for the kids who came in off the bench," said
Kilps. "The guys who played the whole game were absolutely dead."
The Rangers hosted Quincy in the final home contest of the year, Sunday,
October 17 at 3 p.m.
On Sunday at Parkside's Wood road field, Chwala scored an encore.
With 42 seconds remaining in the game, he pumped in a shot from eight
yards away to give the Rangers a 2-1 victory over Quincy University. The visiting
Hawks had tiedthe game at 1-1 with 1:01 left ill the game.
The goal came on a 4O-yard boot from Sean Collins who steamed the ball
past UW-Parkside goalkeeper Dan Tredo. Jeff Hines carne off the bench to
score the first goal of the game for Parkside. Hines headed the ball off a
defender and into the net. Mike Samer assisted the goal. .
"We were the better team both days," said Kilps, who scored his 296th
career win. "Adam 'Favred it' on his goal. At least that's the term I've been
hearing. We need this win so bad. We had a lot of tired people out there. I
give credit to everyone who played."
The Rangers improved to 6-2-1 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference; 10-3-
1 overall. The Hawks fell to 5-3-1, 7-7-2. Kilps noted the fan support. The
Rangers lead the league in horne attendance.
"To have over 200 people in the stands on a cold, windy day and the
Packers playing. I'm just so proud," he said.
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The University of Wisconsin-Parkside women's soccer team nearly overcame
a 5-1 deficit in the second hall in their game against Missouri-St. Louis on
Saturday, October 16; however, the team came up a goal short, losing to
Missouri-St. Louis, 5-4, at Wood Road Field.
The visiting Riverwomen held a 4-1 advantage at hall time. The loss drops
the Rangers to 4-3-1 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference, while Missouri-St.
Louis jumped to 4-4 in the GLVC and 6-7 overall.
The Rangers played their last horne game of the year Sunday afternoon at
Wood Road Field against Quincy Urdversity. After Quincy, they move on to
the Great Lakes Conference.
Their first game will be against South Indiana on Saturday, Oct. 23 and their
following game will be against South Illinois University-Edwardsville on
Sunday, Oct. 24.
"If we win both games we're directly into the tournament. These are our last
games of the weekend and there probably going to be our two toughest games
so we're hoping that we play well and have a good outcome," said forward
Jessica Tuttle.
"I think we'll do all right. We've been practicing hard all week. Our confidence
level is a little up from our last two games," said defender Annie Gustaf.
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Volleyball rallies to win
With a dominating 7-0 in game 4, it looked as if Lewis University would
extend the UW-Parkside women's volleyball team to a fifth, decisive game.
Such was not the case as the Rangers rallied back and posted a 15-4, 8-15,
15-13, 15-13 Victory at UW-Parkside's Sports and Activity Center Thursday
night, Oct. 14. Each team came into the contest at 5-3 in Great Lakes Valley
Conference play. This match broke the third place deadlock in the Blue
Division of the league. The Rangers are now 15-9 overall, while Lewis is
back to .500 at 11-11.
"We just kept plugging away. It was that never quit attitude that allowed
us to corne back and prevent a fifth game," said UW-Parkside assistant
coach Ron Danoski. "Angela Zoiss (5-11 junior, Johnsonburg, IL) really
stepped up her game tonight."
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Entertainment Editor
Chris Summy
It's time once again for a Saturday Night Live sketch to be turned into a
full-length feature film. Molly Shannon steps into the spotlight as Mary
Catherine Gallagher, a Catholic school girl with stars in her eyes and the
clutzy moves to match. So brace yourself.
Mary is an unpopular student who has been raised by her grandmother
(Glynis Johns) after her parents were trampled to death in a Riverdancing
accident.Dreaming of superstardom, Mary attempts to enter and win a talent
show. Her grandmother will not allow it, but Mary has her sights set. Enter
the villain, nasty rival Evian (Elaine Hendrix), the prettiest girl in school and
also the most bulimic. She is a constant- thorn in Mary's plans. Even more
problematic is that Mary's love interest, Sky Corrigan (Will Ferrell) the star
athletewith the great dance moves, is dating Evian. Mary has a serious crush
on him and dreams of planting her first -kiss in 'him. One of the funniest
scenesinvolves Mary smooching- an oak tree while dreaming of Sky, to the
surprise of a nun standing by. With her dreams in sight, nothing stops Mary
Catherine Gallagher.
What does stop Mary Catherine Gallagher is this plot. One of the biggest
problems with taking a eight-minute Saturday Night Live skit and tuming
into a movie is that the writers have to stretch for filler. Sounds like Chris
Rockwas right when he said that Saturday Night Live has been responsible
forthe worst movies in history. -
While Superstar does have some funny bits to it, it doesn't sustain them
for ninety minutes. And that's a shame considering it wastes the talents of
MollyShannon and Will Ferrell. Shannon has already had supporting roles
in Analyze This and Never Been Kissed and has an upcoming part in next
year's How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey. Maybe Mary
CatherineGallagher will have a chance to be a superstar after all!
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Vito Tribuzio
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Note: As a heralded journalist, 1 ordinarily charge big bucks for every article
1 write, but because 1 write foe a publication whose award-winning
reporters seem to be mulishly unwilling to cover only events that take place
right here in our backyard, I'm waiving all charges for the following article.
Where are newspapers and TV reporters when you need them? Why are
they covering insignificant worldly events and neglecting important local
events? 1 mean, where were they when several UW-Parkside students were
being brutally attacked by contemptuous Canadian geese as they goosestepped
their way to Microcosmic 2000 classes from a far, way-too-far parking
lot?
This is important global news, and yet, as it has often been the case with
other worldly events occurring on campus, neither The
Ranger nor CNN covered the incident. 1 thought the
Canadian geese imbroglio deserved extensive
probing and coverage (not only because the
attack took place in our own backyard,
but also
because it
involved
innocent students
getting bashed by
belligerent Canadian
geese), so 1 used my journalistic expertise to ask a few questions
about this seemingly small but growing problem.
"I don't mind walking thirty miles to Microcosmic classes," said
fellow student Nick Notewell, "but it gets to be a problem when
Canadian geese form barriers across the walkways. They put on a
menacing stance with their hissing, and the toll they often charge
is even more costly than my parking permit."
"I made the mistake of feeding stale French
bread to the Canadian geese once," said Nick's
girlfriend, Haria Bookbender, "and now it
seems I can never make it to class on time
unless 1 park in a geese-free parking zone."
When 1 asked them whether they were ready
to testify that the geese they'd seen were
indeed Canadian, Nick replied: "They definitely
need more parking space here."
But my story is about the Canadian geese
incident, and the UW-Parkside parking problem
will seem insignificant once 1 tell you
about the more serious problems we're likely
to face because of these devilish birds.
The first and least important thing every
student should know is that this is not the first
time anything Canadian has had the gall to
cause harm to the US population. I've done
some research on Canadian-related problems
and I've gathered some facts I'd like to pass on
to you:
Fact 1: Several months ago, Italian American
hunkster Fabio was nearly massacred by something
Canadian while innocently riding a roller
coaster.
Fact 2: Last year alone, countless law-abiding
US citizens suffered heart failures while
trying to get vending-machine junk food with
Canadian quarters and dimes.
F t 3· L t eek's issue of the official newsletter of the Wisconsin
ac . as w di I d b f . Organization of physicians reported that an tu>: lSC ose num er 0 mnocent
Wisconsin toddlers had to be hospitalized this past summer because they
mistook Canadian geese droppings for Tootsie Rolls.
Fact 4: Two months ago, the NRA reported that hundreds of defenseless
US hunters got lost and died of starvation last year because they were unable
to locate Canadian geese in hard-to-find Canadian-named places such as
Prairie du Chow Mein, La Road de les Dead Skunks, Les. Butte de Morton
D 'etc (The NRA blames this tragedy on Canadians because our owney, .
northerly neighbors can't seem to agree on which language to use when
naming places and things. NRA Spokesperson Charlton Heston says that the
French named the city of Oshkosh by that alien-sounding name because
"oshkosh, oshkosh" happens to be the sound one hears when one steps
through Canadian geese droppings). . . .
Now, as a true-blue, Italian-born but legal and loyal citizen of the Uruted
States, 1 am appalled by all these facts. Our populationis suffering great
wounds, and the wounds are being inflicted by the inhabitants of a country
that wouldn't even be a country ifit weren't for Benedict Arnold's errata.
But that's not all. If you think that the above facts are merely natural
events, think again. 1 said that 1 had some important revelations to make
about Canadian-related things, but thus far I've only talked about seemingly
trivial incidents because 1 didn't want to create panic by starting with the
most important news.
The second and most important thing every student should know is that
the above events are just the first in a chain of events, eventually capitulating
in a long-plotted Canadian invasion of US colleges. The Canadian geese we
see on campus are just the beginning. Today Parkside, tomorrow Harvard!
The third and perhaps the very, very most important thing you should
know is that most UW-Parkside Faculty and Administration members
are in on all this. Trust me, 1 usually know what I'm talking
about. 1am, after all, a well-informed phenomenologist.
1 also know that the next gale of northerly wind will bring
the resounding wave of Canadian geese honks and the ghastIy
unleashing and scattering of their contemptuous cargo.
Therefore, brothers and sisters, it is absolutely necessary that you
join my cause: my valiant attempt to fend off the Canadian invaders.
You may opt to do nothing about the problem, but as for me, give me a
Tootsie Roll-free backyard or give me death!
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Entertainment Editor
Chris Summy
There are three films I really want
to see that are coming out in the fall
season. Actually there are a lot of fall
films I want to see, but I decided to
pick three because they will be coming
out during the holidays. So here are a
couple of films you will be hearing
about in the next two months.
Sleepy Hollow (Nov. 19)-
Considering that I am a major Tim
Burton fan, this made my list. People
tend to forget that he first clirected Pee
Wee's Big Adventure, but they do
remember that he made Beetlejuice,
Batman, Edward Scissorhands,
Batman Forever, Ed Wood, and Mars
Attacks!. So when it was announced
that Burton would create an adaptation
of Washington Irving's classic
novel about lchabod Crane's run-in
with the headless horseman, I was
thrilled.
There are some deviations from the
original. For instance, instead of being
a coward, Crane is played by Johnny
Depp as a slightly detached in
Colonial America. Crane is sent to the
village of Sleepy Hollow to investigate
a series of murders, decapitations all.
Here's the twist: their heads were
never found.
If anybody can make a good movie
out of this, it's Tim Burton. And it
doesn't hurt that his previous collaborations
with Johnny Depp (Edward
Scissorhands, Ed Wood) were artistic
triumphs. Throw in a screenplay written
by Andrew Kevin Walker of Se7en
fame and art-house favorite Christina
Ricci as the heroine and you can see
why there are great expectations for
this.
The Green Mile (Dec. 171- The last
movie directed by Frank Darabont
(Shawshank Redemption) won several
Oscar nominations including Best
Picture, Best Actor [Morgan Freeman],
and Best Director [Darabont] but didn't
do well at the box-office due to
poor marketing.
Once again, Darabont goes back to
prison, this time with film-favorite
Tom Hanks. Hanks plays a cynical
warden in a South Carolina prison
who bonds with one of his inmates
(Michael Clark Duncan from
Armageddon). This inmate turns out
to be a life-saver in prison despite his
sentence of death. The buzz is that the
ending is going to cause a lot of tears.
I'll have to see about that considering
the last flick I cried at was Schindler's
List six years ago.
The expectations for this movie, like
any Tom Hanks film, are sky-high.
Test screenings for this have gone
through the roof, receiving one of the
highest scores for a Warner Brothers
release. That says a lot considering the
studio's seventy-five year legacy produced
Casablanca, A Clo'ckwork
Orange, The Wild Bunch, The Exorcist,
and L.A. Confidential.
The World Is Not Enough (Nov.
19)- With a few exceptions, the most
notable "Rain Man", MGM/UA has
had little to celebrate since the struggling
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM)
and United Artists (UA) merged in
1981. Once again, they turn to 007 to
save the day.
Despite Pierce Brosnan's being
credited for saving the franchise, there
has been a growing feeling that James
Bond has gone stale. So, in order to
inject new life into 007's $IOOmillion
adventure, MGM/UA hired respected
director Michael Apted (Coal Miner's
Daughter, Extreme Measures) for
some long-needed creativity. In the
past, the company hired inexperienced
directors who kept Xerox copying the
formula from the previous Bonds.
So what's new? Well there is a
femme-fatale (Sophie Marceau from
Braveheart) who wants James. Big
change there! Then there's a sexy sidekick
(Denise Richards from Wild
Things), a scientist whose main job
seems to be studying in spandex.
Bond will have his hands full on either
side, and I wouldn't have it any other
way.
But the key, as always, is the villain!
Remember Robert Carlyle as the psychopathic
Begbie in Trainspotting and
the leader of an unlikely band of strippers
in The Full Monty? He plays
Renard, a brilliant sicko whose gunshot
wound to the head will eventually
kill him, but currently renders him
inunune to physical pain. And how's
this for publicity? The movie hasn't
come out yet and Renard has already
been voted Best Bond villain in a
recent magazine poll. Considering the
poll included such legends as
Goldfinger, Red Grant (From Russia
With Love), Blofeld (You Only Live
Twice), and Jaws (The Spy Who Loved
Me), I am definitely intrigued!
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career development with hopes to serve
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advising that will enhance the quality for
the student. DeAnn Stone is the Student
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focusing on on the health and living
arrangements of student life and attracting
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Survey on University Police
Ratings low among students
Lisa Nowak
Special to the Ranger News
A police officers job is to protect and
care for hislher community. Enforcing the .
law is also a big part of a police officers job.
Many students at the University of
Wisconsin-Parkside don't appreciate or feel
the need of the campus police.
A recent survey completed among stu-
dents and faculty at UW-Parkside found more
than half were satisfied with the University
Police. However,
in
general, the students' rat-
ings were lower than ratings of faculty and
staff.
A large portion of students, 57%, have
never contacted the University Police for
- assistance. Students who have had interac-
tions with the police were less satisfied with
responding officers
services than were
faculty i'nd staff. Most students have only
contacted the police when they had vehicle-
related problems.
The students also think that some of the
issues that campus police deal with are not of
great importance. Students rated assaults and
battery, domestic violence, drug and liquor
violations, and loud parties as less important
concerns for police than did faculty and staff.
A
few
students living on campus gave
their opinions of the University Police. Kate
Janoska said, "I feel like I'm in jail. The
police should only be called in to handle cer-
tain emergency situations." -
Carrie Card, also a dissatisfied student
.added, "They're too eager to give out tickets
to everyone."
Linda Muftler thinks that the police
should fmd better ways to spend their time.
She said, "I-constantly see the police circling
the Ranger Hall parking lot just looking for
cars to ticket.
I'm
sure there are better things
they could be doing with their time."
Robert Deane, head of the University
Police Department, responded by saying, "I
think that tbe students are misinformed. We
patrol the halls to make sure there are no fires
or problems. We patrol the parking lots to
.lllake sure people aren't taking the student's
parking spots.
Thi;
is all part of our job. I
would think that the students would feel bet-
ter know that we're doing our job.
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Overall, the students at the University of
WIsconsin-Parkside don't see the need for the
police. Many think that the police should not
be walking the residence halls or circling the
parking lots. Some also think that the police
arejust looking to get students in trouble. At
any rate, the University Police seem to be fac-
ing challenges with regard to trust and confi-
dence.that students have in them.
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11/04/98 Inc 98-616 Weapons,
11/04/98 Inc 98-611 Property
Damage, Sports
&
Activity Center
Lot, 10:44 a.m. Construction trailer
was damaged by a grounds crew
machine which slid
in
the mud,
Il/03/98 Inc 98-605 Traffic
Violation, Inner Loop Road, II :28
a.rn.
Vehicle traveling at high rage of
speed was stopped and driver cited
for failure to fasten seat belt
1l/02l98 Inc 98-599 Elevator
Rescue, Union, 4:43 p.m, An eleva-
tor operator technician was stuck in
an elevator, UPPS officers assisted
subject's release through an elevator
hatch,
University Apartments, 10:23 p.m.
Officers were dispatched regarding
an individual who was pointing a gun
at others, Investigation revealed stu-
dents were having water gun fights,
Incident escalated when one student
said he had a gun and verbally threat-
ened
others, Item a student had con-
cealed in the waist band of his
trousers was found to be a TV remote
control, Student was issued a citation
under UWS Chapter 18- display/por-
tray of any object resembling a
weapon on university lands.
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Il/03/98 Inc 98-606 Traffic
Violation, Inner Loop Road, 12:08
p.m,
Vehicle traveling at a high rate
of speed was stopped and driver cited
for failure to fasten seat belt
Il/04/98 Inc 98-612 Fire Drill,
Sports
&
Activity Center, 2:24 p,m,
An annual fire drill was conducted by
the safety director. Alarm sounded
and all areas checked, No problems
were observed.
11/03/98 Inc 98-600 Traffic
Violation, Inner Loop Road, 9:26
a.m.
Vebicle was stopped and driver
cited for failure to stop for a stop
sign,
11/03/98 Inc 98-607 Traffic
Violation, Inner Loop Road, 12:18
p.m. Vehicle was' stopped and driver
cited for failure to stop for stop sign.
11/03/98 Inc 98-601 Traffic
Violation,
Union
Visitor's Lot, 9:54
a.m. Vehicle was stoppedand driver
cited for failure to stop for a stop
sign,
1l/04/98 Inc 98-613 Agency
Assist, 3900 Block of CTH E, 4:56
p.m,
Kenosha Sheriff requested
UPPS assist with an injury accident
Officer assisted with traffic control
until vehicles were towed away.
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Il/05/98 Inc 98-617 Traffic
Violation, Outer Loop, I:25 p.m.
Vehicle was stopped and driver cited
for speeding 46 mph in a 25 mph
zone.
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Il/03/98 Inc 98-608 Traffic
Violation, Outer Loop Road, 2:49
p.m,
Vehicle was stopped and driver
cited for speeding 46 mph in a 25
mph zone.
1l/03/98 Inc 98-602 Traffic
Violation, Inner Loop Road, 10:00
a.m. Vehicle was stopped and driver
cited for non-registration of vehicle
(expired Jan. 1998),
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11/04/98 Inc 98-614 Unlawful Use
of Telephone, Ranger Hall, 3:28
p.rn,
Student reported receiving obscene
messages on her answering machine.
Investigation pending,
Il/05/98 Inc 98-618 Traffic
Accident, Ranger Hall parking lot,
2:12 p.m, Two student's vehicles had
a minor collision in the parking lot
Il/03/98 Inc 98-609 Traffic
Violation, Outer Loop Road, 3:44
p.m.
Vehicle was stopped and driver
cited for speeding 45 mph in a 25
mph zone.
1l/03/98 Inc 98-603 Traffic
Violation, Inner Loop Road, 10:00
a.rn.
Vehicle was stopped and driver
cited for failure to stop for stop sign,
Il/05/98 Inc 98-619 Traffic
Accident, Communication Arts park-
ing lot 3:28
p.m.
One vehicle pulled
in front of a second vehicle causing
an accident. No injuries were sus-
tained, State accident report com-
pleted,
1l/04/98 Inc 98-615 Fire Alarm,
Sports
&
Activity Center, 11:07
p.m,
Power Plant operator informed UPPS
- of an alarm sounding. Officer fo;'nd
no evidence of fire or smoke. Alarm
had reset itself at the power plant
11103/98 Inc 98-604 Traffic
Violation, limer Loop Road, 10:55
a.m,
Vehicle was stopped and driver
cited for failure
to
stop for stop sign.
ll/O3/98 Inc 98-610 Harassment,
University Apartments, 7:45
p.rn.
Student reported being harassed by
roommates. Investigation pending.
Victorious Parkside Graduates
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Special to the Ranger
At least three UW-Parkside gradu-
ates were successful on November 3.
Election Day, Incumbent State Senator
Kimberly Plache beat Dave Hazen for
the 21st Senate District seat.
According to the November 4
Journal
Times
unofficial vote totals, Plache
received 27,277 votes (55%) while
Hazen received 21,934 votes (45%),
Plache became senator when George
Petak was recalled over the Milwaukee
Brewers taxation issue.
Both
Plache
and Hazen received their
bachelor degrees from Uw-Parkside.
Plache received hers in psychology
while Hazen received his in account-
ing, Plache graduated in 1984, The
21st district includes eastern Racine
County.
.Incumbent State Representative
Robert
L.
Turner was unopposed,
except for some write-in votes. He
serves the 61st Assembly District in
Racine County, He received his bach-
elors degree" in business administration
from UW-Parkside in 1976,
Incumbent State Representative
James Kreuser was elected again to
while on the campaign trail and
Spottswood appeared at the "Take
Back The Night" event on October 29,
serve the 64th Assembly District in
Kenosha County, He received 12,229
votes'(72%) while Don Ruge received
5,003 votes (28%) according to the
Kenosha News
web site. Kreuser
received his bachelors degree in politi-
cal science from UW-Parkside in 1983,
Plache, Turner, and Kreuser are
Democrats.
In other key elections, Russ
Feingold defeated Mark Neumann to
remain a U.S, Senator and Lydia
Spottswood lost to Paul Ryan, who will
now represent the 1st District in the
U.S, House, Feingold visited campus
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blood drive
child care center
parkside academic resource center (PARC)
united council (UC)
university police
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Volume 25, issue 18
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Chancellor Addresses Harassment on Campus
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VOLUME 25 • ISSUE 17 • FEBRUARY13, 1997
Ranger
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to have
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tighter security
KRISTINE HANSEN
two
entrances and hopefully ihose will
NEWS WRmR
be
key-card
access
after
certain
hours:' said Stone.
Ranger
Hall, !he
new
400-bed
resi-
Stone also said there
are
plans to
I
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under
construction,
hopes
have a manned desk at one of
the
[
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enrom:security
with
key-cards
and
entrances.
amanneddeskforits residents.
Last
month
University
Police
Housing
expects
that
construction
assisted female residents in Building 2
,
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be
completed sometime
this
sum-
with
a
male, non-student.
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t
mer,
wilh
University
of Wisconsin- to police,
the
man
was
wandering
out-
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;mallseimcster'"students moving in for !he
side housing andardentered
their
apart-
I,.
ment. JOIning a c
game. When
the
The
current and only
housing
game was over, !he man did not leave
~on
fOfstudents i an apanmcnt-
tbe
apartment, causing suspicion.
The
I
stylecomplex
wnh
six or seven stu-
residents
of that apartment
called
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den~sharing a kitchen, living room,
University Police, but
the
man walked
I
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two
bathrooms.
over
to
tllC Parkside Union before
they
There
is
110
security for each indi-
arrived.
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apamncnt. '11's up to students
When
!hey
apprehended
the
man
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makegood choices about who !hey
the
officers discovered he was not a
Or
in
treir
apartmen~" said
Deann
UW-Parkside student and was wanted
Stone,
directOfof residence life.
On a warrant from Racine County.
'The
difference
between this one
The warrant,
said Robert
Deane,
[the
currenthousing]
and
our
new
one
director
of
University Police, was for
r
IS
that this one has 53 separate
failing to
appear
in court
ona
worth-
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entrances.
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facility will have
less check charge.
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Chancellor
Addresses
Harassment
on Campus
JASON KLUZAK
NEWSIN1ERN
Chancellor Eleanor Smith released
a statement this semester regarding
sexual harassment on campus. From
time to time, pver a
period
of two
years, unidentified members of
the
staff
at
Parkside
have received anony-
mous
letters,
presumably
from
stu-
dents. As
the
letters were' received,
however,
victims
apparently chose
not to report !he instances right away.
This delayed response tends to lead to
and promote
further
harassment:
Several
instances
of harassment have
been reported recently, but not imme-
diately following !he incident
There
was also one instance of a student
being
harassed
in a classroom.
Smith
remarked "This is behavior
that creates a negative teaching
and
JASON KLUZAK
NEWSIN1ERN
The
University of Wisconsin-Parks
ide
was
recentlychosen by the Gov. Tommy G.
~mpson as a winner of
the
1996 Govemor's
h
aste
Reduction and Recyclino Award. This
~le~
e
B
nncnt
was spurred by Chancellor William
. Streeter'ssubmission of an application for the
aWanJ.
m'
As
pan
of !he application, Streeter was to sub-
~tasummary of the campus' qualifications
for
c aWan!.
The
first of seven qualifications dis-
USsed
was
!he
'Program Background.' This sum-
~inoted
!he
recycling task forcc
at
UW-
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which
IS
comprised of people from !he
'1'jSlcaJ
PI
!he
.
EAR.
T ant,
student environmental
group,
SIaIf
.H., the Parkslde Unton and mterested
tnary~mhers. Also in !his ponion of
!he
sum-
con. treetergave mention of
the
compames
tnrctedto handle recyclable items such as
paper, cardboard, glass, aluminum, steel cans and
all types of plastics. The
scrap
metal, motor oil
and oltl tires generated by campus operation
are
also sent
10
companies that deal specifically with
those materials.
Mary
Ruetz, a program assistant in Busines.o;;
Services at Tallent Hall
and
a member of the
Recycling Committee, mentioned UW-Parkside's
cooperation wi!h the Andis Company of Racine.
This company picks up and re-uses Parkside's
excess polystyrene packing peanuts.
The second qualification dealt wi!h UW-
Parkside's partnerships. One such partnership is
with !he above mentioned Andis Company and
another is
with
an unnamed individual who re-
pairs
and re-sells excess paileLs...
.
The
thin:l qualification dealt with Innovallons
implemented at UW-Parkside. UW-Parkslde was
!he tirst and only site in the country for In-Sink
See Award/page 2
Eleanor Smith
learning community. Professors
can
'I
teach and
the
students can't
learn.'
She urges faculty, staff and students,
"to join us in creating a teaching and
learning environment and to make
sure
that
everyone knows to report
the
incident
and
to
identify
who
the
per-
petrator is. Don't tolerate
it!"
Victims of harassment can contact
charlotte Westerhaus, Assistant to
the
Chancellor for Equity
and
Diversity,
at
the
Affirmative
Action Department
.
in Wyllie Hall 340
at
ext
2369
Victims can also contact Steve
Mclaughlin,
Dean
of Students,
in
Union 209 or
at
ext. 2419. Professor
Frances
Kavenik, Chairperson
of
the
Sexual Harassment committee, is
located
in Communication
Arts
240,
ext is 2644, or she can be
reached
by
email
at
frances.kavenik@uwp.edu.
ESTABLISHED 1972
A Statement
from the
Chancellor
I was distressed
10
learn that
recently a numbersof incidentsof .
harassment have occurred on our
campus.
Harassment is a fonn of
repeated demeaning verbal and
other expressive
behavior,
in
instructional and non-instructional
settings.
The behavior
can
be
harmful
to another's
work
and
study
performance,
or to the work,
study- or service
environment
It
can
'seriously
interfere
with
the
learning or
performance
of univer-
sity faculty, staff or students and is
hostile, intimidating, or demeaning
to university faculty, staff or stu-
dents of a particular gender. race,
cultural background,
ethnicity,
sex-
ual orientation, or disability. Such
behavior
is reprehensible
and will
not be tolerated by the University
of Wisconsin-Parkside.
Harassment has no place in any
setting but certainly not in a institu-
tion of higher education.
In both
obvious and subtle ways, the very
possiblility
of
harassment
is
destructive
to individual
faculty,
staff and students, and to the
acad-
ernie cummunity
as a whole.
When, through the fear of reprisal,
a faculty member, staff member, or
student submits, or is pressured to
submit,
to
harassment,
the
University's ability to carry out its
mission is
undermined. "
The University's
educational
mission"is promoted by forging and
maintaining ~ supportive and toler-
ant campus atmosphere for all fac-
ulty, staff and students.
Any indi-
vidual who believes that he or she
has been the subject of and/or wit-
nessed an occurance of harassment
is encouraged
to promply report the
incident to the Office of Equity and
Diversity; Dean of Students, Deans,
and/oupervisors.
Please join me in creating a
teachingflearning
environment
where each person can reach
his/her fullest potential.
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February
13, 199?
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Volunteer of the
week
Award/from page 1
Students are selected as
"Volunteer of the Week" on the
basis of their altruistic attitudes, the
amount of time shared within the
community and the positive impact
their service has made in the lives
of others. This week's volunteer is
Goran Jankovic.
Goran Jankovic, a sophomore
Chemistry major, became a mem-
ber of the Parks ide Volunteer
Program in October of 1995 when
he began volunteering at the
Kenosha Hospital and Medical
Center in the emergency
room.
Along with helping at a few on-
campus events, Goran has volun-
teered 150 hours. Not recorded are
the many volunteer hours of lab
work he does with Dr. Dale
Wheeler. His club involvement
includes the Pre-Health Club and
the Chemistry Club. Helping
to
stay physically fit and to control
stress levels, Goran credits his 15-
year participation in Tae K won Do.
Diane Andrekus, Kenosha
Hospital Volunteer Coordinator,
relayed information about Goran
from John Hollister, Patient Care
Coordinator for the Emergency
Room. John thinks Goran would
numbers follow in the summary
dealing with can liners, toner car-
tridges, etc.
The seventh and final qualification
discussed the information and educa-
tion provided at UW-Parkside
regarding environmental awareness.
Faculty, staff and students may recall
hearing former Governor Gaylord
Nelson, the founder of Earth Day,
speak on
Earth
Day of '95. There
were special displays and articles in
the campus newspaper. At the pre-
sent moment, the glass display in
Main Place highlights the special .
award granted to Parkside.
Mary Ruetz encourages students
to participate in this honorable
endeavor. "Our Recycling
Comnnittee would like you to take
part in any of our environmental pro-
jects. Right now, we could use some
help planning our annual
Earth
Day
celebration. Give me a call at ext.
2667 if you want to do something
hands-on for the environment; or
if
you simply want to share your ideas
with
us."
If
students, faculty or staff have any
questionsor would like more infer-
mation on the campus' waste reduc-
tion and recycling program, they can
contact Bill Streeter at 595-2141 or
Mary Ruetz at 595'2667.
the amount of paper used by way of
"ordering fewer phone books, mak-
ing two-sided copies wherever possi-
ble and reducing incoming junk
mail." Faculty and staff also "refill
toner cartridges for our laser printers
and reuse file folders, paycheck
envelopes, plastic packing materials
and boxes."
The fifth qualification described
UW-Parkside's recycling efforts.
Parkside recycles approximately sev-
enteen tons of cardboard each year.
Mary Ruetz gave special mention
to the custodians on campus for their
. part in this effort. They are known to
pick recyclables out of the general'
trash bins and put them into their
appropriate receptacles.
Concerning the sixth qualification
regarding buying recycled items,
Streeter responded in his summary
that, "We practice the philosophy
that recycling means both collecting
recyclables and buying products
with recycled content. After all,
diverting waste from landfills is
helpful only if it is made into some-
thing else that people want to buy."
He followed this statement with
efforts to "[close] the loop" during
1995. According to the summary,
UW-Parkside purchased 34,744
pounds of recycled paper. Other
Erator's garbage pulper. As stated in
the summary, "This new innovative
machine, designed by In-Sink-
Erator, removes 75 percent of the
liquid from our food-service trash
and results in far less volume being
sent to the landfill."
The fourth qualification outlined
the campus' methods of waste
reduction and reusing products. By
donating to charities all re-usable
items left behind by the residential
housing students, waste is reduced.
Paper is saved
by
electronic means
now becoming popular among facul-
ty, staff and students such as "using
voice mail or email, making reports
and
data
available on-line." There are
items outlined in the summary that
describe how the campus reduces
Goran Jankovic
be an excellent selection for the
Volunteer of the Week. He said,
"Goran is dependable, helpful,
mature and has a positive attitude."
Volunteering at the hospital has
allowed Goran first hand experi-
ence. '''I have observed how vari-
ous health care professionals work
together to provide patient care,"
reported Goran. "My experiences
in the ER have confirmed my inter-
est in pursuing a career in the field
of medicine and at the same time
has allowed me to help patients as
well as the staff. It provides me
with an atmosphere outside of the
academic setting in terms of
preparing me for medical school"
Thanks, Goran, for maintaining
high standards. and doing a top
quality job.
Correction:
In the February 6 issue of The
Ranger News
the article entitled
"Students host on-campus rave"
stated some facts incorrectly.
The expected attendance for
the Jan. 31 rave was 500 with an
actual attendance of approxi-
mately 10. Based on the antici-
pated number of participants in
the activity and the amount of
space used, University Activities
and Union staff hired 4 officers to
monitor the rave. There were no
state patrol cars on hand.
According to policy, a "beer
garden" is allowed if all partici-
pants are over the age of 18. In
this case alcohol was not served
because all attendants were not
18;
The University never allows
"pass-outs"
of alcohol.
The
University Cinema does not sell
alcohol.
Inner Loop Road was not shut
off to traffic. The south entrance
to the Union was restricted in
order to control admission, how-
ever; no doors were sealed off.
The admissions office was not
intending the dance to promote
recruitment.
VOLUNTEER
OPPORTUNITIES
EDUCATION
CONSULTANT
FOR JUNIOR ACHIEVE·
MENT. Teach Racine young people business and economics.
Five, 35-minute sessions. Business and Communication majors or
students interested in teaching
may
find interesting. Go to Career
Center.
ENGLISH INSTRUCTOR
OF SPANISH SPEAKING
ADULTS, The Kenosha Spanish Center NEEDS help on
Wednesdays from 5:30-7:45 pm. Work with small groups of stu-
dents. Lessons planned for you. Must know Spanish. See Carol in
the Volunteer Office soon.
CAMP (Companionship,
Activities
&
Meal Program) HELPER.
The Kenosha Area Family and Aging Services requests help with
frail and disabled elderly at a nutrition site only 5 minutes from
Parkside. Wed. or Thurs. from 10:00-1 :00 (or a portion of the
time). SOCiology and Pre-Health majors will benefit. Sign up in the
Volunteer Office .:
Entertainment
Editor
Coleen Tartaglia
Sports Editor
AI Heppner
Copy Editor
Genevieve
Guran
Copy Editor
Jim Hendrickson
News Intern
Jason Kluzak
Editor-in-Chief
Amanda BUlgrin
Managing Editor
April Schoenberg
Business Manager
Corey Mandley
Campus Features Editor
Kendra Macey
Community Features Editor
Jennifer
Puccini
Features Intern
Troy Getter
Photo Editor
John Nunn
Office Assistant
Aaron Rich
Ranger Reporter
Kristine Hansen
Ranger News
University
of Wisconsin-Parkside
900 Wood Rd
. Kenosha, WI 53141-2000
(414) 595-2287
February, I repeatedly made one poor attendance _ as God's
suggestion that was unfortunately
truth. Equating the dismal atten-
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never heeded: for the most
accu-
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with
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Office (Union 209) tone of the
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February
Ranger News
story Amber Lundskow
and Bill took advantage of 300 free tickets
"Students host on-campus rave" Niebuhr in Union 209. The result speaks more to that point.
primarily because such bias of this gaping omission was a
Highlighting the inadequacies
could have been easily avoided.
story which presented uncontest-
of the story is not my main pur-
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pose, however.
It
is rather to let
phone for this story by the implying that Union 209's atti- this campus know about Union
reporter in charge on Sunday, 2 tude toward the rave caused its 209 as it actually is, not how
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subtly suggests, the personnel in
Union 209 are among the most
dedicated supporters of the stu-
dent body at this university. In
four years of increasingly close
working ties with these people, I
have always been impressed with
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Do you lie?
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past,
but there comes a time in
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Pretending to be someone
who you're not.
This world is one in which
these people who are different
are persecuted and considered
subhuman.
This is the world in which
people of
a
gay/lesbian
orientation must
live.
themselves "to accommodate stu-
dent groups and their well-laid
plans. They did not deserve the
short shrift they received in the
Ranger News, and I deplore it for
printing such a poorly researched
article.
Richard Karwatka
Student Organizations
(SOC)
President
Council
Through the support of
friends who know
and others who care, we meet
one day a week -
too short of a rime to be our-
selves.
Remaining invisible is safe
yet lonely.
Whether you're gay, lesbian,
bi, or a straight
person who cares, the
Parks ide Gay and Lesbian
Organization (GLO) meets
every Tuesday at 12:30
until I pm. Friends - that's
what we're all about.
John Powi laites
Wustum Museum Celebrates Valentine's Day
shaped treats. Special prizes will
be
award-
ed for those dressed for the theme. Cost,
per person, is $4.00 for Wustum Mus~um
Art Association members, $4.50 for city
residents, and $5.00 for non-city residents.
The event wiIIbe held at 2519
Northwestern Ave., Racine, Wis. For addi-
tional information about registration call
.Wustum Museum at 636·9177.
JENNIFER PUCCINI
FEATURE EDITOR
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and combinations.
"At the Heart of Art" family workshop
will
be
held on Friday, Feb. 14 from 7:00·
9:00 p.m. for families and children of all
ages. Families can share their Valentine's
Day and create heart-shaped projects
together. There will be warm fuzzy stories,
love songs, theme projects and heart-
For all you students who have children at
home, how about visiting Charles
A. _
Wusturn Museum of Fine Arts for
Valentine's Day. The Wustum Museum Art
Association Education Department has
planned special Valentine-rherned work-
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FEBRUARY
"Black History Month"
COLE EN TARTAGLIA
&
KENDRA MACEY
ENTERTAINMENT
&
FEATURE EDITORS
Thurs., Feb. 13: Love Carefully Day, UW.
Parkside Wind Ensemble,
II
:30 a.m , CART
Theatre
Fri.,
Feb. 14: Valentine's DaylLove Carefully
Day; Last day to drop without getting a transcript
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and last day to drop 8 week module courses;
Latinos Unidos Dance, 9 p.m.
Sat, Feb. IS: Valentine's Ball, 6 p.m., Union
Dining Room
Mon., Feb 17: President's Day; Last day to sign
up for installment plan and last day of 50%
tuition refund period; Winter Carnival Week
begins. Carnival, noon, Main Place; Tonic Sol-fa,
g p.m., Union Square
Tuesday, February 18: 0% refund of tuition as of
today; Scavenger Hunt, noon, Union Square
wed.,
Feb. 19: Spring Blood Drive: 9 a.m.. 1:30
p.m.; Fashion Show and Art Display by Bodunde
Moroni, noon; Team/Club Competitions, noon,
Main Place; "Set it Off' , 7 p.rn., Union Cinema-
Thur., Feb. 20: Family Feud, noon, Union
Square; Basketbal): UWP vs. Missouri-St. Louis.
Women 5:30 p.m .. Men 7:30 p.m.; Comedy
Sportz , g p.m .. Union Square
International Women's
Day
in March
The Women's History Month Committee will
hold an international Fair in honor of "International
Women's Day" in March. The F~ir will be held on
March 3, from 10 a.m.· 2 p.m., in Main Place. We
are hoping to make this a student effort by asking
students to make the displays. We would like to
see several countries represented in the fair, and in
order to see that happen, we will need many stu.
dents to help.
Any group or individual interested can create a
display for the country of their choice (it need not
be
lavish or expensive). The display can cover as
many years as preferred. For example: France from
1650· 1750, or the USA from 1900.present. Also,
the creators can choose which aspects of that coun-
try to highlight (politics, fashion, art, literature,
etc.) The only thing we do require is that women
be
heavily included in the display, since it's for
International Women's Day.
In addition, we are looking for several different
ethnic dancers and/or dance groups, to perform dur-
ing the lunch' hour. All dancers would have their
names entered into the drawing for prizes as well.
ALL WHO PARTICIPATE IN CREATING DIS.
PLAYS WILL HAVE THEIR NAMES PUT IN A RAF·
HE DRAWING FOR CASH PRlZES AND ITEMS
FROM DIFFERENT CAMPUS VENDORS.
For more information. or to sign up, please con-
tact Katie Kozenski at the Women's Center 595.
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COLEEN TARTAGLIA
ENTERTAINMENT
EDITOR
My lunch hour was spent
listening
to
Dr. Julia Hare,
book author, educator, psy-
chologist and motivational
specialist, on February 5, in
Molinaro 105. The ads were
right. She is very outspoken
and controversial. Yet, what
the ads did not say is that she
has a great sense of humor
also. She does not take life
too seriously, but seriously
enough to get her point
across.
She started by addressing
only the women in the audi-
ence. Women are the "moth-
ers of the universe, the moth-
ers of all men, which
includes Newt Gingrich and
Dennis Rodman."
She
received a lot of laughter for
that. She continues, "I hope
I'm not standing in front of
women who are still waiting
to exhale." More laughter
and applause. Today, women
do not wait around. They
speak up. Maya Angelou
was raped and could not
speak up for a long time, but
look
where she is now.
Hillary Clinton speaks up
and up and up, "She will be
heard no matter how much
they [I wonder whether she
meant men or congress"] try
to shut her up."
She addressed the men
next. There's a rumor that
the black man is an endan-
gered species, "so why don't
we treat black men like we
treat the bald eagle? ..
Brothers, you are judged by
your peers ... We have poster
boys like Mike Tyson. a
poster boy for rape, yet
. William Kennedy's a poster
boy for practicing medicine.
Clarence Thomas is a poster
boy for sexual harassment,
yet Senator Packwood ... [is
not],"
Dr. Julia Hare continued,
why are black men endan-
gered species? Possibly
because women are looking
for the successful black man,
who wears a three-piece suit,
and carries a briefcase.
Women need to start looking
at the blue collar worker.
They may not dress fancy,
but many of them have a
heart bigger than most busi-
ness men.
Perhaps women are look-
ing for the jocks, and not the
PC
nerds -, Look very seri-
ously at the PC nerds. They
are the smart ones. Booker
T.
Washington was a nerd,
and look at his success.
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TROY GETTER
FEATURES INTERN
Television sucks and you don't have many bucks.
It
is fortunate you
checked here because you in luck.
Thursday the 13th: the Student Union will be hosting The
American College Unions International Regional and National
Tournaments. The festivities will begin at
3
p.m. when they will have
bowling. At
5
p.m., chess and ping pong will commence. There is a
$5.00 refundable registration fee payable at the Rec Center.
Friday the 14th: Chadwicks Game Zone will be having a Type I
Magic tournament at 7:30 p.m. The registration fee is $1.00 and you
are invited to arrive early. There is a guaranteed
$15.00
first prize if at
least four people participate. If you have any questions call 658-
GAME.
Saturday the 15th:
You can live action role play being a vampire or
vampire food. LARP will be held at the Kemper Center this Saturday.
There is
a
participation fee between three and five dollars depending on
how many people show up. For more information visit the PA.W war
room at the top of Molinaro Hall.
Sunday the 16th: Chadwicks Game Zone will be holding a type II
Magic tournament. Registration is
$1.00;
to watch and learn is always
free.
Monday the 17th: the Recreation Center will be having half price
bowling, pool, soda and popcorn between 8 a.m and
11
p.m. The
Parkside Student Government Association will be holding an open
house with free food and drink between II a.m. and 3 p.m.
Tuesday the 18th: drop by Chadwick Game Zone and check out
their ten local networked computers. You can play the latest computer
games solo or against your friends. Everyone gets
15
minutes free for
their first visit. After that it's $6.00 per hour or $5.00 (M-F) before 5
p.m.
Wednesday the 19th: OMSA and International studies will be hold-
ing a fashion show and art display at noon in the Main Place. Nigerian
artist Bodunde Montoni will have a show and tell about the culture and
art of Nigeria.
Please ....continue to submit your activities to the Ranger for free
advertisement, Attn Troy Getter.
Jocks have no jobs. Nerds
have jobs. Every woman
wants a BMW (Black Man
Working), she claimed.
Dr. Julia Hare also
addressed the "new" Ebonies
decision. Ebonies are just a
band-aid. The adults have
"thrown in the towel and
think this child is incapable
of learning." [This subject
really interests me, I wish
she had
spent
more time
on
this.]
Black families are in crisis,
Hare states. How does the
familyrestore itself! Instead
of complaining about the
"white", the "Korean", the
"anyone", who owns the
store, the black fami Iy needs
to buy their own store.
Hare also stated that white
social workers take black
children away from their
families. The social worker
would take away the child
because they did not see
"family values:', good food
in the refrigerator, etc.
Perhaps the social worker did
not know what grits, collard
greens and black-eyed peas
were. They could not see
family values and nutrition,
because they were looking
for the white family's idea of
values and nutrition and
not
the black family's.
She then addressed all the
students at UW-Parkside by
saying that they need to set
goals for the year 2000.
Join every organization on
campus to see what they are,
ask questions,
get
answers,
form new ideas, wonder
about the
world.
There are
dependents, co-dependents
and independents.
Independence
is
the only
way to succeed.
Hare concluded by say-
ing, besides Black History
Month, they should make
every day a day to celebrate
our differences. "Our com-
mon goal is to respect
and
understand each other's her-
itage. . .Be a leader ..
.if
you
fall, try to fall on your back,
because if you can look up,
you can get up."
While she was talking, I
could see the audience clear-
ly from my seat in the back
of the lecture hall. I had to
notice the ratio of black to
white students in
the
room.
It was about 75% to 25%. I
also noticed they were each
on opposite sides of the
room. Now what does that
say to you?
If you'd like to obtain Dr.
Julia Hare's books, contact
me at: tartagli2it.uwp.edu.
I was an Internet virgin
COLEEN TARTAGLIA
ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR
My first experience with
Internet Dating was a disaster. As
an
Internet virgin, the chat lines
were not gentle with me.
I
was
naive and inexperienced. I was
very careful not to give my
address and telephone number out,
but I was less cautious with my
heart and emotions, I let them fly
all over the web.
The web was very addicting to
me at first.
I
was caught in a
sticky domain, with no way out.
My mind was addicted, I couldn't
stop. The more I struggled to free
myself of talking, the more entan-
gled I became.
I
met people from Australia,
Africa, and Europe. I would try to
say, "So long, gotta go," but then
another interesting person
appeared, so I stayed, and stayed,
up all night. talking, talking,
revealing, exploring. Soon I
bought a Rolodex to organize my
new realm of possibilities. I had
so many people spiraled into my
web, I had to write down their
stats and other info.
Needless to say, I was carried
away by this new reality. Yes. I
had some cyber-boyfriends. My
heart was broken by my first. He
was from Denmark, his name was
Josh* and he was studying in
America to get a degree. I would
talk to him daily, we wrote letters
pouring out emotions. I'd rather
not say how, but it unraveled in
disaster. After him,
I
swore
I
would never speak another conso-
nant or vowel to
a cyber-rnan
(spi-
der), again.
Yet, my web continued ...
I had made some friends along
the way. When Josh broke my
heart, I turned to one
of
those
friends,
Rick",
who lived in
Indiana. Rick said, "Good, now
will you give me a chance?" And
I
did. We were very good friends,
he was not a spider, but it ended
mutually, on a good basis. So
again I said,
"I
will never write
another consonant or vowel. .
.etc."
However, my web continued ...
While we were at the end of our
relationship. I was e-mailing
another friend. (Ok, so he hap-
pened to be a male also, so what?)
He was an Italian man who lived
in Palermo, Sicily, named
Alberto'. I began talking to him,
telling him what happened.
Alberto said, "Colina, adesso mi
darai una possibilita'?" (English
version: Colleen, now will you
give me a chance") My heart was
entangled in his Italian web.
I gave Alberto a chance, but not
at first. It took me a long time to
trust "cyberly" again. We ended
up meeting last summer. He spent
$5,000 to come to America.
Alberto spoke very little English,
but could read and write it very
well.
I
spoke no Italian. We com-
municated through writing on
paper, and sometimes writing on
my PC. The other times we used
body language, and played a lot of
charades. People who saw us
thought we were absolutely crazy!
But we didn't care, we were hav-
ing a great time! He stayed for 5
weeks, then had to leave.
Our web unraveled slowly,
painfully, and with a lot of strug-
gle. For legal reasons, he can't
live in America, and because of
economic reasons,
I
can't live in
Italy. We still write weekly
through e-mail, send packages,
and are the very best of friends .
We are loves turned friends,
because of laws and
economics.
I have not said goodbye to the
Internet. However, the chat lines
are a things of the past for me. I
do visit the Singles places some-
times. These past two years have
made me wiser to the web. I can
tell if someone's a spider by the
way he writes. I have had my
share of spiders, and met a few
decent men from the Internet, but
none of them have ever compared
to my Italian love, Alberto. None
of them will ever compare to him.
Needless to say, I shall go on...
*Names have been changed to
protect the gui Ity.
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Wrestling through tough times
Grapplers could be without their star
ALHEPPNER
. SPORTS EDITOR
In a dual meet against UW-
Stevens Point last week, about
the worst thing that could have
happened to UW-Parkside, hap-
pened.
Last year's NCAA II
National Runner-Up Jeremie
on
blew out his knee during his
match.
He
was
forced
to
default, causing a nine
point
swing that allowed Point to nip
UWP 18-16. But of much more
concern was the condition of
on,
"At
first we
feared his career
.might be over. But in the five
days since, his knee has fell
much better," Coach Jim Koch
said.
At press time, Ott was under-
going an
MRI.
There is still a
chance
he could
wrestle
at
NCAA II Regionals, which are
less than three weeks away.
Roger
Spear
(126),
Brad
Shefchik
(142),
D.C.
Lewis
(150), Tim Wyler (158), and
Andy Tubbs (190) were all win-
ners
in the meet against Point.
Shefchik won a major decision
with a 21-7 triumph.
Over the weekend, the team
traveled
to
the
Wheaton
Invitational where the UWP fin-
ished
7th out of 33 teams.
Spear sat out with an injury.
while Trevor Hasenjager (118)
and Shefchik both took second
in the meet.
Hasenjager lost a
heartbreaker
in the final, 6-4.
Tubbs was 5th, while heavy-
weight Miles Weaver took 7th.
"Injuries have really hun
OUf
record. This is the first time in
17 years that we will finish with
a losing dual meet record,"
Koch said.
But their 2-7 dual record is
quite deceiving. All of their
dual meet opponents are ranked
in the
top
five nationally in their
respective divisions. Not exact-
ly a cake walk. Koch also said
that many of the schools in the
area don
't
want to wrestle his
team,
because
they have no
chance
of beating UWP.
In
addition to OU's injury, Spear
Jeremie
Ott
and Wyler among others have
spent time on the injured list
this season.
"If I had known we'd have all
these injuries.
I
wouldn't have
red-shirted so many wrestlers,"
said Koch. "We still could pos-
sibly finish in the top ten at
Nationals."
Currently,
the Rangers
are
ranked 18th in the nation, most-
lyon the strength of their invita-
tional performances. This
weekend they face a Marquette
team having its best season
In
many years.
Track runs with
Sarnow
Division One' and
4
~ore
qualify for
S ftb II
nationals
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ALHEPPNER
SPORTS EDITOR
The UW-Parkside Women's Track Team truly ran with the
best last weekend in the
SalukilMcDonald
Invitational at SIU-Carbondale.
Stacked
against NCAA Division I teams, UWP more than held their
own. Once again it was Pam Tucker and Wendy Licht pulling
out the victories.
Licht won the 5000 meter run (18:06.47)
and Tucker the mile (5:05). Tucker's time broke her person-
al best by three seconds.
Danielle Kirk and Margaret Ditchburn chipped in points
with
a
one. two finish in the
3000
meter racewalk. Kirk
(13:45.38) and Ditchburn (14:05.53) both set personal bests
and qualified
for the
USA Track
and
Field
Indoor
Championships in Atlanta.
In the men's 3000 racewalk, AI Heppner, Dave Michielli,
and John Nunn swept the medal's table. Heppner's time of
12:31.59 also qualified him for Atlanta.
Jill Branner (10:23.44) took her running to the next level by
shattering her old best time in the 3000 meter run and quali-
fying for the NAIANational
Championships.
"This was an excellent meet. We had 15 athletes compet-
ing and nine
personal
best times. That's exceptional," said
Coach Mike De Witt.
Despite only taking 15 athletes, the women finished sev-
enth out of eleven teams in the prestigious field with
24
points. SIU-Carbondale won the meet with 149 points.
The University of Chicago Invitational is up next for UWP.
AL HEPPNER
SPORTS EDITOR
"
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13,1997·
pageS
Men's
rrackupdata
BRIAN BORKOWSKI
Things are just starting to come
around for the men's track team.
Just 2 weeks ago Andy Sarnow
was in the back of the pack, now
he's on his way to nationals. Andy
qualified in the 600M run with a
winning time of 1:23.2.
Marshall Donnerbauer complet-
ed a sood double with a 4th in the
1500M
(4:0 I) and 7th
in the
3000M (8:50).
In a slow runners challenge
senior Ryan Benson out kicked
Bark
in
the
r1l!l!~~
1500M,
but
had the advan-
tage as Bark
ran the 5000M
one event
pnor.
Eric
Place
won
his
1000M heat (2:37).
In
the
55M
hurdles
Matt
Peterson
and
Jeremy
Kirst
advanced to the final, end results
4thl7th.
Lastly, freshman Nate
Uselding ran I :58 in the 800M.
RANGER NOTEBOOK
BRIAN
MIKOLAjEK
SPORTS REPORTER
'Parkside,
with 6 games remaining, have already eclipsed last season's
6 wins by earning their 10th win of the season on Saturday at SIU-
Edwardsville.
'The Rangers have a better record on the road at 5-5, compared to 4-5
at home, and I- I at a neutral site.
'Levi Bradley and Steve Sanders are ranked 7th and 9th respectively
in the Great Lakes Valley Conference scoring race averaging 14.6 and
14.3 PPG.
'Bradley's
7.1 rebounds per game ranks him 7th, with Sander's 6.34
RPG, in the 8th position.
'Bradley's
57.1
'k
field goal percentage ranks second in the GLVC.
"Thadd Jacobs played all 80 minutes for Parkside in the two games
this weekend.
'Parkside
ranks 3rd in the GLVC as a team in scoring defense allow-
ing just 67.0 PPG and 5th in FG percentage defense at
43.90/c.
*The final
2
home games for the Rangers will
be
on Thursday.
February
20th
against Missouri-51. Louis. and on Saturday. February
22, against Quincy.
seniors Bradley, Thadd Jacobs, brooks Banyai.
Craig Evans, Calvin Lucas and Bryant Carter will be playing their final
home games that weekend.
Fact: Despite numerous injuries.
UWP wrestling is still #18 in the
nation.
Opinion: You just can't stop a good
program.
Fact: The men's basketball team is
10-11.
Opinion: They show improvement
every time they step on the floor.
Fact: The men's basketball team is
also second in the conference
in
team defense.
Opinion: Too bad the conference
tournament doesn't start until next
year. You know the saying, "defense
wins championships."
Fact: Andy Sarnow qualified
for
NAIA Nationals
in the 600 meter
run.
Opinion:
If
you would've ran over
break, you'd be running for a nation-
al title now, punk'
Fact: UWP softball starts
in
just a few
more weeks.
Opinion: They should be the team to beat!
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KATE MORRISSEY
SPORTS REPORTER
final minutes of the game" The turning
point came
with
four minutes remaining,
as the Cougar's bench came through with
two consecutive three pointers. The sec-
ond trey put SlUE up by seven and victo-
ry out of reach for the Lady Rangers as
SlUE grabbed a 77"67 victory.
Heather Bogenschneider
led the
Rangers with 14 points and four assists.
Jenny Kassing and Amy Hurlebaus scored
twelve a piece. Cathy Verkuilen led the
team with 10 boards. She also chipped in
six points. The Rangers are now 10"II
overall, but remain .500 in the conference
with a record of 7~7. This weekend they
take on Lewis and Bellarmine.
The Lady Rangers had a seesaw battle
with SIU·Edwardsville last Saturday in
Illinois. Both teams were coming off
losses from Thursday's games. The
Cougars lost at home to the Flyers of
Lewis University, while UWP fell to
GLVC Leader Southern
Indiana._
Saturday's matchup was a tough one for
,
both teams.
SlUE took a one point lead (34"33) into
halftime. But at the start of the second
half, UWP came out roaring. to take a five
point lead. The battle continued until the
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Trailing 31-22 at the half, Parkside cut
the Southern Indiana lead to 36-31 with
16:30 remaining in the second half on a
free throw by Melvin Allen, but the
Rangers couldn't get any closer the rest of
the game.
Parkside played without starting for-
ward, and second leading scorer, Steve
Sanders, who stayed home with his wife
and their newborn child. The Rangers were
hurt on the boards all night, losing the
rebounding battle 39-24. The key stat of
the night was the 15 offensive rebounds
that led to many second and third chance
opportunities for US!.
With the help of 7 three point baskets.
and playing without a primary post player.
the UW-Parkside Mens Basketball team
were unable to overcome hot, outside
shooting and dominating rebounding, thus
falling to the University of Southern
Indiana. 74-58, Thursday night in
Evansville. Ind.
Bryant Carter led the Rangers. (9-11, 4-9
in GLVC) with a team high 13 points, along
with 12 each from Levi Bradley and
Michael Lee.
Bradley
sparks
road
victory
points with 41.S seconds in the contest, but
free throws by Carter and Michael Lee, put
the game away.
Levi Bradley's 23 points on 10 of 15
Along with Bradley's 23 points, Carter
shooting led the UW-Parkside Mens basket- was the only other Ranger to score in dou-
ball team to a 59-54 victory against SIU· ble figures with 13 points. Melvin Allen's 7
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2/13/1997
Subject
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College student newspapers and periodicals
Student publications
University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers
Format
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Newspaper
Language
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English
Coverage
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Kenosha, Wisconsin
Type
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Text
Publisher
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University of Wisconsin-Parkside
Rights
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The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System
chancellor
enviroment award
ranger hall
security
university police
wustum museum
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University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News
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Student newspaper of UW-Parkside
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Issue
Volume 25, issue 13
Headline
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Information on Winter Commencement
Series Number
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UWPAC124 Ranger News
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Greek
Organizations
at
UW-Parkside
See
pa1,e
8.
Tracy
C~apman's
New
Beginning
has
creative
JUtces
See
page
JO
Sanders
leads
men's
basketball
vict
o-
ry
with
team-high
22
points
See
page
13
VOLUME
25
•
ISSUE
13
•
DECEMBER
5,
1996
I
ESTABLISHED
1972
Information
on
Winter
Commencement
I hope
you
will
be
able
to
join
us
for
Winter
Commencement
ou
December
11
at
l
p.m
rn
the
Communication
Aris
Theatre.
Graduation
is
011
m,,,~meJy
imp<>rt<1nl
c,,•cnt
m
the
lives
of
our
studems
and
families.
/I
is the
last
formal
actiw'ty
for
a
studenl
and
marks
an
important
passage
to
the
next
phase
of
a
graduate$
life
and
career
JJ~
have
reserved
a .rpecial
secaon
of
seatmg
near
the
stage
for
our
faculty
and
staff
Please
call
the
Chancellor'.\·
Office
al
2168
by
December
JO
if
you
plan
to
march
with
us
so
we
can
pro-
wde
adeq11a1e
seat
mg
I loolcfor-
ward
10
seemg
you
a,
1h1J
special
event.
from
Chancellor
Eleanor
J.
Smt1h
Certificate
Program
offers
~
students
specialization
PHOTO
BY
O.
BRI<..GS
WILLIE
LABONNE
(far
left),
a Biology
major,
instructs
high
school
stu
-
dents
on
the
rules
of
the
"Paper
Airplane
Event"
during
the
seventh
annua
l
Science
and
Technology
Competition,
which
took
place
on
Saturday,
November
16
at
UW-Parkside.
See
Feature
story
on
pages
5
&
6.
Bl'
Jf,NNIFf.R
K
OUTNI
RANGER
N~WS
1'he
Faculty
Senate
met
on
Nm,.
26
with
tJ1e
CommiHcc
on
Academic
Planning
(CAP).
One
of
the ,ssues
discus..~cd
at
the
meeung
\\as
a pr
opost1l
10
i
mp
le-
ment
Certificate
programs
in10
tht:
Universit)'
of
Wisconsin-
Parkside
curriculum.
The
CAP
unanimously
approved
the
proposals
fo
r
the
following
Certificate
Programs:
Sport
Management,
Wellness
and
Professional
Writing.
However,
approval
by
the
Faculty
Senate
is
necessary
for
the
implemcn
lation
of
the
new
programs.
After
they
have
bee
n
approve<!,
they
wJII
become
a
pan
of
the course
cata•
log.
An
Dudycha
. chair
of
CAP
slated.
"The
mam
purpose
of
the
certificate
program
will
be
to
a11rac1
additional
students."
Dudycha
also
stressed
t
he
useful-
ness
to
che
recipient
in
the
j
ob
market.
The
general
guidc
line-
s
for
the
.;ertificate
program
include
a
se1
of
courses
of
normally
n
ine
credits
or
more,
designed
to
develop
a
panicu
lar
expertise.
The
proposa
l requires
that
at
least
50%
of
the
coursework
be
taken
at
UW
-
Pa
rk
side.
Othe
r certifica
te
programs
are
in
t
he
works
by
many
differ-
ent
departments.
Full-time
child
care
new
at
UW-Parkside
BY
AMANDA
NEDWESKI
RANGER
NEWS
The
Child
Care
Center
on
Wood
Road
next
to Tallent
Hall
is
offering
a
)Car-round
full-time
c.hild
care
comract
for
the
first
hme.
Child
care
services
are
a\•~ilable
to
University
of
W1scons1n-Parksidc
students.
faculty.
staff,
and
the
surrounding
community.
The
new
year-round
contrac1s
will
be
available
to
UW-Parksidc
faculty,
Slaff,
and
the
surrounding
communjty
only,
not
to
students
.
In
the
past,
the
Child
Care
Center
was
only
open
during
UW-Parkside
semesters
and
sum-
mer
school.
Now
the
Center
will
be
open
year-round,
excep1
for
holidays
and
one
week
in
December,
May,
and
August.
Registration
will
rake
place
yearly
for
full-time
year
round
contracts.
Parents
may
choose
f,vm
7.30
a.m.
to
4:30
p.m.
or
8:00
a.m.
to 5:00
p.m.
options
on
weekdays.
Contracts
are
avail-
able
for
9 and
12 months,
wi
th
each
beg
inning
at
t
he
start
of
the
semcst¢r.
Fees
for
enrollme
nt
at
the
Center
vary
according
10
child
ogc
groups.
Fees
for
students
t:nrolhng
their
children
pan-t
i
me
are
lower
than
fees
for
faculty.
staff.
or
community.
Ourins
the
school
y~&r.
thP
Center
serves
children
aged
in
fa,u
to
2 years
and
3
to
S
years
old
Ch
i
ldren
aged
6 to
12
years
may
be
enrolled
during
the
sum
-
mer
months
To
regis
t
er.
parents
must
prov
i
de
a
copy
of
each
child"s
health
and
immunizat
ion
records
.
Students
and
othe
rs
wishi
ng
to
register
for
part-lime
enroll-
ment
may
continue
to
reg
iste
r
'-i>parare1)'
for
each
semester
and
interim
period
The
Child
Care
Center
is
open
Monday
through
Friday
from
7:30
a.m
. unti
l 5:30
p.m,
Janet
Robbins
is the
director.
for
more
informa1ion,
stop
in
the
Center
on
Wood
Road
or
call
595
-2227.
Regis
tra
ti
on
has
been
exte
n
ded
through
Dec.
2.
News
19&~~&~11
December
5,
1996
•
fJ11f18
2
Ocker
remembered
for
his
back-
ground,
wealth
of
knowledge
BY
JENNIFER
8RAT"J;K£
RA'
/G
~R
\I
E \\'S
After
28
ye
ar
s of
se
rv
i
ce.
Jan
Ocke
r~
di
re<:
IOr
of
linancia
l aid
and
payment
, ha
s resi
g ned
trom
his
po
si
tion
~l
lhe
Universi1y
of
Wiscon
sin-P
arks
ide
financial
aid
office.
Ocker
announc
ed
his
resigna-
tion
in
earl
y October
,
and
is
cur-
rently
wo
rking
for
Gateway
Technica
l Colle
ge
in
Kenosha.
As
director
of
financial
aid at
U
W-Parkside
,
Ocke
r o
versaw
1he
distribuuon
of
over
seven
mi
l
lion
dollars
in
financial
aid
to
srudent.c:
at
the
University
. Ocker
also
supervise
d scvernl
loan
programs
available
to
students
through
financ
ial aid
. The
se
loan
s
in
c
lud-
ed
the
Federal
Peli(
i
ns
Student
Lo
an,
1he
Federa
l
Stalfo
rd
Student
Loa
n,
as
,,..
·ell
as
state
loans
for
,·ctcrans.
Ac
ting direc
tor
of
financia
l aid
a
nd
payment
Bill
Henderson
said
that
during
Ock
er's
stay
~•
UW-
Parksidc,
" his
wealth
of
knowl-
ed
ge
and
backgr
o
und
"
he
l
ped
10
benefit
the
financial
aid depan-
men1
at
the
Un
ivers
il
y
Before
com
in
g to
UW-Parksi
de.
Ocker
was
assistan
t d
ire
ctor
of
fi
nancial
aid
at
UW-Milwauk
ee.
Ocker
received
his
Bachelo
r 's
degree
in
economics
and
ps
y•
chology
rrom
Bel
oi
t
College.
He
also
earned
his
Mas
ter's degre
e
in
gui
danc
e
and
couns
e linS
al
UW
-
Madison
.
Whi
le doing
gra
duate
work
at
UW
-
Mad
,son.
Oc
ker
wa
s
a
research
ass
istant
in
th
e
CORRECTIONS
•Tssue
11
(November
14,
1996)•
In
the
Univer
s ity
Po
li
ce
reports
,
a
Nov.
5
Unauthorized
Presence
report
shou
ld
have
read
"an
up
s
et
student
interrupted
a
c las s
in
Greenquist
to
co
nfront
anot
her
student
who
had
c ut
her
off
in traffic."
It
read
that
the
student
was
" disg runt
led "
If
you
see
an
inaccuracy
printed
in
/he
Ranger
Ne
ws.
we
want
you
to
let
us
know.
Call
595-
22
87
and
leav
e
a
dctai
led
corr
ection
and
a
number
where
you
can
be
reached
shou
ld
we
have
any
quest
i
on
s.
Dr.
Michael
B.
Wakoff
and
the
Parkside
Philosophical
Society
presents
--
God
and
the
great
pumpkin:
What
are
the
limits
of
Faithr
Wednesday,
Dec.
10,
3:30
p.m,
in
CART
129.
Take
a
study
break!
Un
iversity
placement
office
.
From
1963-66
,
Ocker
served
as
ass
istant
dean
of
s1udents
at
Belo
it
College.
He
al
so
served
for
one
year
as
director
of
finan-
cial
aid
at
Grand
Valley
!>tate
Coll
ege
on
Grand
Rap
i
ds,
Mich
..
While
at
Beloit.
Ocker
was
appointed
co
the
Wisco
ns
in
High
er Education
Aid's
Board
.
He
wa
~
also e lected
to
the
First
E
xecu
ti
ve
Board
of
1he
Wisconsin
Association
ofStu
denl
Financia
l
Aid
Administrators
.
Ocker
has
be-en
a
member
of
the
Wiscon
s in
and
Midw
esl
•
Associations
of
Student
Financial
Aid Administrators.
and
has
also
•
•
•
,.
,
,
•
be
en a me
mber
of
the
Amer
ic
an
JA
N
OCKE
R,
Unl\ers11)
of
\\1scons111-Pa
rk
s
1dc
s
director
o
Personnel
and
Gu
idance
fi
nancia
l aids
and
payment,
has
resigned
from
his
position
in
the
Association
.
fi
nancial
aid
office
after
28
years
of
serv
ice
to the
uni,crsity.
Housing
students
ask
'Where's
the
Tidy
Bowl
Man?':
Johnson
Wax
tests
its
products
BY
MARIO
REED
RAl'
,<
;ER
Nl
\\
S
At
che
Un
iv
er
sity
of
Wisc
o
ns111
~Par
l..
~id
c
a
test
sp
o
n-
sored
by
Johnson
Wax
is
rcach-
i
,l
g its
fi
nal
sta
g.es
A
product
test on
toi
lei
c
lean
i
ng
has
been
in
pro
gress
since
Nov.
12
an
d
will
e
nd
D
ec
10.
Wirh
pennissi
on f
ro
m
the
Residence
flall
Asso
ciation
on
campus
.
John~on
Wa
).
has
be
e n
tes
u
ng
each
to1le1
in
th
e apa
rt
-
ments
.
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the
test
the
on
ly
things
r<"qmred
of
1he
resi<knts
are
1101
10
dc.:an
their
toilets
and
mad,
the
numberofOushes
until
1hc
test
is
O\.er
.
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roughout
this
1es1
ing
process,
re51Jenl!>
hctd
mixed
f1..'C
lings.
Gr
eg
Jones.
a resident
at
40
said,
"lney
to
ld
us
1hey
would
COilie
by
once
a
week
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, I
ain
·1
seen
them
) e
t.
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residents
question
lhc
quality
of
the
prod
ucts
they
are
us i
ng
for
lhc
toilets
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belie,·e
t
he
produc
t testi
ng
is
not
he
lpi
ng
mu
ch
at a
ll
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r
Jenkins.
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re
s
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ied,
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n)
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j
ust
doesn't
work,
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toilet
is
unsan
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ary"
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t everyone
feds
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same
way.
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Franks.
a
resident
at
7E,
t
hin
~s t
ha
t
the
p
roducts
work
very
w
ell
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sai
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k 1ha1 t
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co
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hel
p
the
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The Ranger News, Volume 25, issue 13, December 5, 1996
Description
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Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis.
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12/5/1996
Subject
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College student newspapers and periodicals
Student publications
University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers
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Newspaper
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English
Coverage
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Kenosha, Wisconsin
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Text
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University of Wisconsin-Parkside
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The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System
arts and crafts fair
athletics
certificate programs
child care
international trade talks
johnson wax
peer health educators
racine plasma center
science and technology competition
university police
world AIDS day
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Students troubled by tuition proposals; cut in state support would be harmful
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VOLUME 25 - ISSUE 11 - NOVEMBER 14, 1996 ESTABLISHED 1972
PHOTO BY JO N NUNN
Withfinals only a month away, University of Wisconsin-Parkside student
Will Leggett (a.k.a. Worms) cracks down on his homework for a computer
programming class.
University Police receive
federal grants
BY JASON KLUZAK
RANGER REPORTER
to look up and share information
such as license plate numbers
and permit numbers with other
patrolling officers.
The Cops More Grant will provide
University Police the funding
to go toward, purchasing
additional computer equipment
to assist the midnight dispatch.
As part of President Clinton's
plan to put more police officers
on the streets, the Department of
Justice provided University
police with the Cops Universal
Hiring Grant. The Grant offers
University Police an additional
$75,000 to go towards hiring
another police officer over a
three-year period. This grant will
pay 75 percent of the officer's
salary and benefits. University
Police are responsible for paying
the other 25 percent. This position
will be filled within the next
few weeks.
The University of WisconsinParkside
police department was
the recipient of federal zrant
eo
money this year.
As part of the Police
Technology Grant, University
Police acquired two mobile databases
that have yet to be installed
In police vehicles. These data-:
bases will allow police officers
Students troubled
by tuition proposals;
cut in state support
would be harmful
RANGER NEWS REPORT
MADISON ~ On Nov. 7
student leaders expressed grave
concerns over tuition proposals
that were approved by the UW
Board of Regents Business and
Finance Committee. The proposals
are in response to the
Department of Administration's
request for state agencies to submit
budget proposals that include
a 3.5% reduction in state support.
For the lIW System, this reduction
would be $27.1 million.
The first tuition proposal
would result in tuition increases
of approximately 9.5%, when
factoring in a partial faculty
salary increase. This proposal
would also include an enrollment
reduction of approximately 3,900
students. Under the second proposal,
there would be no reduction
in enrollment; however, the
tuition increase would be 13.7%
when accounting for a partial
faculty salary increase.
"C learly, these tu ition
increases are more than students
could handle," said Timothy L.
Casper, President of United
Council of UW Students. "With
the tuition increases in the last
biennium, we saw student enrollment
drop in the UW System. If
tuition were to increase at triple
the rate of inflation, many working
and middle class families
could decide it is no longerfeasible
to send their son or daughter
to a UW institution."
Providing continued quality
education to the citizens of
Wisconsin would be extremely
difficult with a permanent budget
reduction of $27.1 million. In
the last biennium, the UW
System's $33 million reduction
resulted in large cuts to administrative
services. With little left in
administrative costs, these potential
cuts would directly impact
instruction.
"A reduction of this magnitude
is going to directly impact
the quality of instruction students
in the UW System will receive,"
said Casper. "I am sure that universities
will have to contemplate
eliminating academic programs,
reducing course offerings,
and cutting back on student
services such as academic advising,
computer access, and tutoring."
The Governor will be introducing
his 1997-99 biennial budget
to the Wisconsin legislature
in late January.
"My hope is that the
Governor proposes to invest in
education and the economy of
Wisconsin by not . cutting
resources to the UW System,"
said Casper.
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stipends totaling $10,000
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maximum of 24 months of graduate
study. Each fellowship
includes:
* Fellowship stipend up to
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* Department grant up to
$15,000
3)UNCF*Merck Postdoctoral
Science Research Fellowships
Ten postdoctoral fellowships
will be awarded in 1997. Each
fellowship covers a minimum
period of 12 months up to a maximum
of 24 months. Each fellowship
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must be postmarked for return to
The College Fund/UNCF by
January 15, 1997. .
Each year for the next nine
years, scholarship and fellowship
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Scholarships. Fifteen undergraduate
scholarships will De awarded
to undergraduate students
who expect to graduate in 1998.
Each scholarship award
includes:
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$25,000
* Two Merck summer interr ship
RANGER NEWS REPORT
Applications are now available
for the UNCF*Merck
Science Fellowships. These fellowships
are part of a ten-year
initiative known as a
UNCF*Merck Science Initiative
- funded by Merck &.Co., Inc.
and administered by The College
Fund/UNCF. The goal of the
Initiative is to expand America's
pool of world class AfricanAmerican
biomedical research
scientists.
The fellowships are targeted
to African-American students at
both minority and majority colleges
and universities. Students
can obtain applications through
the office of their department's
chairperson. The application
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Editor-in-Chief
Kristine Hansen
Managing Editor
April Schoenberg
News Editor
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News Editor
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Features Editor
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Features Editor
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News
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Po-etee ~ea,t
Nov. t. Persona I Property
Theft: University of Wisconsinparkside
student reported that on
10/31/96while in the Cornrn Arts
LI hallway, he left his jacket on a
lounge chair and found it missing
when he returned over an hour
later.
Nov. 1. Fire Drill: Preschool &
Children's Center. A fire drill was
conducted at 2:40 p.m. Drill went
without incident.
Nov. 3 Traffic Violation: 12:45
a.m. University Police stopped a
vehicle on Hwy. 3 I just off of
Hwy. E for non-working headlight
and expired registration. Dept. of
Transportation revealed registration
expired 07/95. Citations
issued.
Nov. 4 Sexual Assault:
Kenosha Sheriff Dept. reported a
sexual assault which Deemed on
10/25/96 south of Hwy. A and
west of Wood Road. Investigation
Nov. 4 Personal Property
Theft: A University of
Wisconsin-Parks ide housing student
reported that money was
taken from her purse which was in
an open area of her unattended
dorm room. Case pending.
Nov. 5 Unauthorized
Presence: A disgruntled student
interrupted a class in the
Greenquist Building to confront
another student who had cut her
off in traffic.
Nov. 5 Personal Property
Theft: . A University of
Wisconsin-Parks ide student
reported the theft of his housing
Students attend Gore rally
BY APRIL SCHOENBERG
MANAGING EDITOR
Vice President AI Gore was
in Racine Nov. 4, to campaign
and support candidate Lydia
Spottswood (D-Kenosha) for
Congress Spottswood lost the
highly-publicized race to incumbent
Mark Neumann (RJanesville)
by approximately
4,500 votes.
Approximately 750 people,
including several University of
Wisconsin-Parkside students,
attended the breakfast, which was
held at Memorial I-Iall on 7th St.
and Lake Ave. "1 felt the rally
marked an historical breakthrough
for this district, because
it is one of the few limes that a
celebrity like AI Gore has visited
the area, I felt honored that he
came," shared sophomore Tonya
Hoffman. Corey Mandley, a
freshman that attended the breakfast
shared similar sentiments.
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"Seeing the Vice President overwhelmed
me, 1 felt that my vote
really meant something with him
here."
Students Teri Jacobson, Zac
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Pawlowski, and Jeanne Sanchez
were greeters and helped serve
breakfast at the rally. "Ann
Manhiern, a coordinator for the
campaign, called me and offered
50 tickets to attend the breakfast.
My volunteer time stemmed from
my involvement in the campaign:'
shared Jacobson.
Jacobson also coordinated the
"Rock the Vote" campaign here
on campus, which registered
approximately 450 Parks ide students
to vote.
Some students were a bit disappointed
by the rally. Alumnus
Jim Hendrickson stated, "The
wait for AI Gore and Tom Barrett
(D-Milwaukee) was frustrating,
and it was a bit of a letdown.
What the advertisers called
breakfast was in fact a kringle
and coffee." Pawlowski said, "I
volunteered because I wanted to
hear Gore speak, but it felt like
preaching to the converted that
late in the election."
There was a rally for candidate
Neumann, later that day at
Racine's Batten Air Field.
Governor Tommy Thompson
headlined the rally and approximately
130 people attended. In
retrospect Pawlowski stated, "in
hindsight,. while Racine was a
good location there are other Parkside Student Government President Teri Jacobsen led the
areas that would have been more "Rock the Vote" campaign registering students to vote.
advantageous for the campaign." L- ---------'
a) Depression is a bunch of. symptoms
exhibited by weak people. .
permit. Theft occured prior to
Oct. 28 according to complainant.
in payment of a parking citation.
Notice letter sent.
Nov. 5 Attempted Theft: A
University of Wisconsin-Parkside
student reported an attempted
theft of his vehicle. Complainant
stated someone had forced open
the right rear window. Incident
occurred in the Tallent Lot.
Nov. 6. Traffic Violation: A
University of Wisconsin-Parkside
student was cited for failing to
stop at a stop sign on Outer Loop
Rd. and HWy. JR.
Nov. 7. UWS Chapter 18
Violation: Unknown persons
wrote with chalk on a chair in
Wyllie Hall. Gum was also put on
a window.
Nov. 6. Agency Assist:
University police officers assisted
the Kenosha Sheriff's Department
with traffic control for a vehicle in
a ditch at Hwy. 31 and Hwy. JR at
7:59 a.m.
Nov. 7. Actual Fire: A cigarette
caught trash on fire in a cigarette
urn outside of Molinaro Hall. Fire
was extinguished by University
police without incident.
Nov. 6. Worthless Check: A
University of Wisconsin-Parksidc
.studenr issued a worthless check
Commonly
Unbearable.
b)Depression is an unbearable suppression
of brain activity that can strike anyone.
Dangerously
I;3elievable.
Subsequently
Straiqhte . . runq out all the misconceptions, the correct answer is .
'b'. It's a concept we should all understand and remember, and here's Fatal.
Why. Depression strikes millions of young adults, but only lout of 5 ever seeks treatment for it. Too many just drag themselves along
th Y see relief through suicide. Why not treatment? Partly lack of awareness. Partly or eventual! k reli
heunwarranted negative stigma. This is what needs fixing .. This is where we need you to UN TR EA 1E 0
~ ange your attitudes. It's an illness not a weakness. And it's readily treatable. DE PRES·SION
oreadinq the word and making thlscommon knowledge is everybody's assignment. -- ,.. - -, '" .~ ... -'
Public Service message from SAWE (Suicide AwarenessWoices of Education)
#1 Cause of Suicide
http://wwW.save.org
#1 Cause of Suicide
uNTRE.ATED
DEPRESSION
http://www.save.org
On-campus fundraiser
to benefit
Saffioti- Hughes' late
daughter
BY JENNIFER PUCCINI
FEATURES EDITOR
A tragic automobile accident
that claimed the life of an English
professor's daughter is now the
focus of a fundraiser organized by
the University of WisconsinParkside
and the Children's
Hospital of Milwaukee.
The Parks ide Community
Outreach Club (PCOC) is sponsoring
the on-campus fundraiser
Nov. 18 through Nov. 22. The
fundraiser was started by Carol
Lee Saffioti-Hughes, UWParks
ide professor of English,
after the loss of her daughter
Autumn, to help educate and
entertain other children. Autumn
RACINE
died in January of 1995.
Because the fundraiser is in
the form of a game, prizes will be
awarded. The money raised will
be used to purchase books for the
children who are staying in the
hospital. Each book donated will
feature a photoplate of Autumn
inside the front cover.
PCOC would also like to help
students and faculty become more
aware of the fact that Children's
Hospital of Milwaukee is the only
children's hospital in Wisconsin.
The event will be held on the
Molinaro bridge on November 18
and 19, and in Main Place on
November 20 and 21. The event
will take place from 10a.m. to
2p.m. each day.
Spectrum gallery
BY JENNIFER PUCCINI
FEATURES EDITOR
Area residents Lisa Bohan
and Lori Artimov are presenting
their work at the Spectrum
Gallery in Racine. Their presentation
began on Nov. 8 and will
run until Dec. 1. Bohan's work
creates itself through a process
starting with a blank page and
evolving. Her work, which was
influenced by Zen philosophy,
results in everything from splash
paintings to work that has been
described as "elephant scratchings."
,
Bohan works with colored
glass to produce lamps and hangings
that combine contrasting
shapes and colors. Lori's pieces
also evolve as she works, resulting
in spontaneous design and yet
retaining structure.
Spectrum Gallery hours are
Friday from 5-8 p.m., and
Saturday and Sunday from 12
noon until 5 p.rn. For more information
call 634-4345.
KENOSHA
Orpheum Theatre's
celebrates one year
The Orpheum Theatre, in
downtown Kenosha, is getting
ready to celebrate its one year
anniversary. November 17 marks
a year since it reopened as a discount
theater, offering relatively
current movies for $2 a showing,
although the building itself will
be seventy-five years old in 1997.
The anniversary celebration
will take place on November 20
and 21. On those nights, admission
will drop down to just twenty-five
cents. The theater asks
that patrons also bring along a
non-perishable food item to
donate to a local food pantry.
Shows generally begin at
7p.m. on weekdays and noon on
Saturdays and Sundays.
Thursday nights are college
night, when admission is $1.50
with a college 1.0., and on
Tuesdays, all movies are only $1.
The Orpheum Theatre is
located at 5819-6th Avenue, right
down the street from Library
Park. Make the short trip downtown
and help celebrate a piece
of Kenosha's history.
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Fest arrives next
week
MONDAY: Discussion: "Myths
& Stereotypes: The Search For
Cultural Identity" in Union 104-
Native American Awareness
Here comes Culture Fest!
Next week, Nov. 18-21, Office of
Multicultural Student Affairs
(OMSA) will sponsor a multitude
of events, all of which are
absolutely free! Beginning on
Monday, Culture Fest will offer
discussion, movies, music, dancing,
a fashion show, and much,
much more. Signs are posted, but
in case you've missed them, here
is a listing of what's in store:
106, 2p.m. to 4p.m.; Movie:
"Uncommon Ground" in Union
Cinema, 7p.m.
TUESDAY: Resume and Cover
Letter Workshop In the
Intercultural Commons area
(WYLL 0-182), ) la.m. to
12p.m.; The Rug" ~eaver,
Rosalind Begay in Main Place
(through November 22);
"Uncommon Ground", 7p.m.
WEDNESDAY: Inroads
Internship Service in MOLN 105,
noon; Around the World in One
Night (music and dancing) in the
Union Cinema, 6p.m.
THURSDAY:
Fashion Show
7p.m.
A Contemporary I
in Union Square,
This will be the first Culture
Fest at the University of
Wisconsin-Parkside and a history-making
event. Attendance is
desired and welcomed. Oh, and
by the way, EVERYTHING'S
FREE"I See you there.
Compiled by Kendra Macey,
Features Editor.
Week commentary
Most students are probably
aware that November is Native
American Awareness Month,
thanks to the artists, vendors,
dancers and speakers that spent
most of last week in Main Place
sharing their culture. All this
month there will be exhibits and
vendors on campus, but
November 4-7, Native American
Awareness Week (NAAW), was
the highlight of the celebration.
On Nov. 4, 5 and 7, artists,
vendors, videos and the library's
display of Native American
books and artifacts were made
available. On Wednesday, in
addition to the events of the previous
days, Spotted Eagle High
School's Woodland Woodticks
brought their traditional drum,
Chief Joe Ackely spoke, as did
Thurza DeFoe, who was also
responsible for some traditional
dancing. Additional singers. were
also on hand; like, Lois McGuire,
and others. All that combined to
make for a mighty interesting,
eye-opening week. This year
marks the seventh successful year
of events for NAAW at the
University of WisconsinParks
ide.
I f, for some reason you
missed these, and would like to
see other Native American displays,
check out the library and
look for Rosalind Begay, a
Navajo rug weaver, weaving and
selling pieces in Main Place
November 18-22. For those of
you who made it and enjoyed
what you experienced, look for it
again next November.
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Features Editor.
Native American Merchant
I would like to share with
everyone my experience with a
Native American merchant. On
Monday I went window shopping,
looking for something
un ique and pretty. Isaw someone
I knew there, she too was looking
over the items on the table. We
started asking the lady "how
much is this," and "how much is
that." She had some vases that
were $10.00 each separately, but
$25.00 as a set. (what's up with
that?) My friend made a purchase
and paid by check. The lady
asked her if the check was good.
She said, "yeah, my check is
good."
On Tuesday I went back and
found two small vases worth purchasing.
I asked the lady how
much they were. She said,
"they're $4 dollars each." I could
have easi Iy written her a check
but I remembered how she asked
my friend if her check was good
before she took it. So I asked if
she would hold them until tomorrow.
"Sure," she said, "just wear
those pretty earrings tomorrow, so
I'll know who you are" It sounded
easy enough to me. On
Wednesday, I went back to make
my purchase and low, and behold,
she wasn't there. Needless to say
I was disappointed.
So I went back on Thursday;
she was there and so were my two
little vases. She asked me how
much did she say they were. I
said "you told me $4 dollars
each." She said, "oh no I didn't
say $4 dollars; I must have said
$10 dollars. The little ones are $4
dollars." I thought to myself,
damn, I can't believe this. I really
wanted them, but I wasn't
going to allow myself to be hustied.
So I told her I didn't want
them for $20. She pretty much
said oh well, too bad. Then she
picked one of the vases up and a
little white price sticker fell off.
The price on the sticker was
$7.50. I just played it off Iike I
didn't even see it because Iwasn't
going to pay $15 either. In her
final effort to sell them, the price
went to $5 each. In her eyes I
would have saved $10, but in my
eyes I would have overpaid by $2.
In the end, I bought a $8 dream
catcher from a different merchant.
From this story I wish to inform
students not to buy something
unless you really want it and/or it
has a price tag on it. Maybe
Parks ide can make it a requirement
that all merchants place
price tags on their items.
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Karen Whyte
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KENOSHA HUMANE
SOCIETY REQUESTS
VOLUNTEERS
Groom and exercise animals,
clean cages and assist customers.
1-3 hours weekly
between 12:00 noon - 6:00 pm,
Monday - Saturday. Sign up in
the Volunteer Office.
DOCENT NEEDED BY
ANDERSON ARTS
CENTER.
Provide information and assistance
to patrons at the art center.
Must have people skills and
memorize historical data. 3
hours weekly. Get more informarion
in the Volunteer Office.
SPECIAL EVENTS:
National Smoke-Out Day
staff can use help distributing
materials from table on the
University of WisconsinParks
ide concourse between
10:00-2:00 on Thursday,
November 21 st. Volunteer I
hour.
Cerebral Palsy Overnight
from Saturday, Nov. 23 (noon)
to Sunday, Nov. 24 (noon). Help
with persons with disabilities at
Best Western Hotel in Kenosha.
One-on-one help with recreation
and meals. Future teachers
and Sociology majors would
benefit from this experience.
See Jennifer Brooks in the
Volunteer Office in the Career
Volunteer of the week
Students are selected as
"Volunteer of the Week" on the
basis of their altruistic attitudes,
the amount of lime shared within
the community and the impact
their service has made in the lives
of others. This weeks volunteer is
ROSEMARY SHIAVI.
Rosemary IS a junior
enrolled in the Pre-Med Program.
As a freshman, Rosemary began
volunteering in the emergency
room at Kenosha Hospital and
Medical Center, received her
training with Hospice Alliance
and helped out with the After 5
and Very Special Arts Festival.
As a sophomore she added
SEWAP (Southeast WI AIDS
Project) and the Kenosha Co.
Medical Examiner's Office
assisting with autopsies. After 5
and the Racine Christmas House
were added to her special events.
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Volunteer Opportunities
HIGH SCHOOL TUTOR
NEEDED.
Case High School student needs
help with chemistry, economics
and algebra. 1-3 hours weekly.
Student is highly motivated to
learn. See Carol in Volunteer
office.
ANIMALS
cHant
Panila
Red List's 3 categories:
• CriIically endangered,
endangered, vulnerable
Species tIlllt meet any of
these are "endangered":
• Population has fallen at
least 50% in last 10 yoo.rs or
3 generations .
• Populatiotd5rojected to
halve in 10 years or next
3 generations
• Population is less than
250 mature individuals
Population is less than
nd expected to
st 20% in next
impacted by HIV/AIDS. She
also volunteered at the Prairie
Springs Halloween Party this fall.
Darleen Chiappetta,
Volunteer Coordinator for
Hospice AlIiance, reported how
pleased she is with Rosemary's
assistance. "Rosemary does an
excellent job of encouraging conversations
with her Hospice
patient who resides in the nursing
home."
Why does Rosemary volunteer?
She said, "Volunteering
isn't a chore that I perform so I
can have something on my
resume, but it is an activity that I
really enjoy. I have met interesting
people, learned many valuable
lessons and skills, and I have
had a lot offun in the process."
Thanks Rosemary for your
positive attitude while going the
extra mile to help others.
Rosemary Shiavi
This year Rosemary is continuing
with her weekly activities and has
added the responsibility of CoCoordinator
of the UW-P Hearts
for Camp Heartland Club, an
organization that helps children
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comes to Racine
BY JENNIFER PUCCINI
FEATURES EDITOR
On Saturday November 16,
1996 at 8:00 p.m. the Prairie
Performing Arts Center
Entertainment Series will present
its second show of the season
featuring Harmonious Wails
from Madison, Wisconsin. This
band is a vocally oriented all
acoustic instrument string band.
The members of this band are
Sims Delaney-Potthoff, mandolin,
Maggie Delaney-Potthoff,
on vocals and percussiontwhich
sometimes includes brush-sticks
on a duct-taped cardboard box--
"just because they like the
sound"), Henry Boehm, stand up
bass, and longtime member
Doug Brown, acoustic guitar.
The Harmonious Wails have
traveled throughout the United
States and Europe and are the
winners of four WAMI
(Wisconsin Area Music Industry)
awards. They have one CD
released entitled Airborne on the
Bufflehead label. Individual
tickets are $12.00 for adults and
$10.00 for students and seniors.
Tickets are available at all
Heritage Bank locations and at
Schmitt Music at 1409
Washington Ave. in Racine. ~f4iO I~
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Gay and Lesbian studies class
to be offered this spring
Gentlepeople,
I am pleased to announce that I will
be offering U. W-Parkside's only
course in Gay and Lesbian studies,
Women Studies 290/Engiish 464: Gay
and Lesbian Writers, meeting
Wednesdays from 6 - 8:45 p.rn., beginning
January 22. Everyone is welcome
to register for the class, either for credit
or audit. There are no prerequisites.
The course surveys literature by Gays
and Lesbians from the end of the nineteenth
century through the present, as
well as history and theory. It is highly
recommended for anyone interested in
literature, gender, sexual orientation,
diversity, and humankind.
Registration for Spring semester
begins December 2 through January 17,
1997 or students may register by
attending the first class meeting.
Beginning students should enroll for
the course as Women's Studies 290;
those wishing credit for advanced study
should register for English 464. I urge
all interested learners to sign up for this
course NOW; low enrollment will mean
cancellation not only of this but of
future courses in gay and lesbian studies!
Sincerely, Carole Vopat Professor of
English & Women Studies
Native American Merchants
on campus for NAAW
Dear students, faculty, and staff,
I would like to share my experience
with a Native American merchant.
On Monday f went window
shopping. I saw someone I knew there
who was also looking over the items
on the table, We started asking the
lady how much is this and how much
is that. She had some vases that were'
$10.00 each separately, but $25.00 as
a set. (What's up with that?) My
friend made a purchase and paid by
check. The lady asked her if the
check was good, She said, "yeah my
check is good." On Tuesday I went
back and found two small vases worth
purchasing. I asked the lady how
much they were.
$2. In the end, I bought a $8
dream catcher from a different
merchant. Maybe UW-Parkside
can make it a requirement that all
merchants place price tag on
their items.
Sincerely, Karen Whyte
She said they're $4 dollars
each, I could have easily written
her a check but I remember how
she asked my friend if her check
was good before she took it. So
I asked if she would hold them
until tomorrow. Sure she said
?ust wear those pretty earrin~
omorrow, so I'll know who you
are." It sounded easy enough to
me, On Wednesday, I went back
to make my purchase and low
and behold she wasn't there,
Needless to say I was disappointed.
So I went back on Thursday,
she was there and so were my
two little vases. She asked me
how much did she say they were.
I said "you told me $4 dollars
each," She said, "oh no I didn't
say $4 dollars; I must have said
$10 dollars. The little ones are $4
dollars." I thought to myself,
damn, I can't believe this. I really
wanted them, but I wasn't
zoina to allow myself to be huse
e
tied. So I told her I didn't want
them for $20, She pretty much
said oh well, too bad. Then she
picked one of the vases up and a
little white price sticker fell. The
price on the sticker was $7.50. I
just played it off like I didn't
even see it because I wasn't
going to pay $15 either. In her
final effort to sell them, the price
went to $5 each, In her eyes I
would have saved $10 but in my
eyes I would have overpaid by
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RANGER ENTERTAINMENT
In certain circles of the hiphop
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debating whether Tupac Shakur
is really dead. His death in
September on Friday the 13th,
~early a week after being shot
four times in Las Vegas, his
hasty cremation and the continuing
search for suspects all are
seen as evidence of a fix by his
record label, Death Row, to boost
sales and enhance his gansta
credibility.
In Shakur's new album he
introduces us to his new character
"Makaveli", (borrowed loosely
from Machiavelli, a gangster who
faked his own death). His new
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This album is just a recycling of
the same .gansta theme, beats, and
language that Shakur has written
in the past. This album is based
on a pay back, such as in "Hail
'Mary" he raps: "I ain't a killa but
don't push me/Revenge is Iike
the sweetest thing." This album
is on its way to the top just like
the album of six months ago, All
eyes on Me, in which he
expressed death as just being
around the comer. Yes, all eyes
were on Tupac Shakur; and will
remain, just like his music.
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Sports
rSoccer players' awarded; .,
Siers is the big winner
BY AL HEPPNER From the women's soccer rn-cc---,---==~
SPORTS EDITOR team, Jeanette Claude was
named second team All-Region.
Even though the men's soc- The defender was second on the
cer team came up short in its team in scoring with four goals
GLVC semi-final match against and four assists. The women's
Quincy, the Rangers came up soccer All-Conference Team
big in post-season awards. Dave had not been released at press
Siers became the first four-time time. The 1996 All-American
All-Region player in school his- Team will be named later this
tory with his selection to this week. Siers is a strong con- ~='i=~:,g;~~
year's team. The two-time cap- tender for a spot on that team as
lain and Ranger award winner well.
was also named the GLVC play- From GLVC men's soccer
er of the year. Siers was "the Lewis is a lock to make the
motor that made the Rangers NCAA II Regional Tournament.
run." The UWP men's team still has
Senior Defender Craig slim hopes for an at-large birth
Posse It was also named first Into the tournament. Had they
team All-Conference and second beaten Quincy in the semi-final,
team All-Region. The hard- the Rangers would have been in ~===~==~==
nosed defender is also the soccer good shape even if they
reporter for the Ranger News. would've lost the final.
Netminder Mike Guzaski was However, a 0-2 record against
named second team All-Region Quincy makes the NCAA much
and set a school record for more likely to pick Quincy i:
shutouts (39). Sophomore Jason they select a second team from
Zitzke and Senior Troy Troskey the GLVC. Nonetheless, it was
were named second learn AII- a remarkable season for the
~nference. Rangers.
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Men's soccer loses
another heartbreaker
BY CRAIG POSSELT
SPORTS REPORTER
Last Wednesday the
University of Wisconsin-Parks ide
soccer team started off the first
round of the Great Lakes Valley
Conference Tournament with a
victory against Indiana PurdueWayne
and then moved on to
Lewis University where the final
four was held. The Ranger's
opponent was Quincy University
and the Rangers had a chance to
wipe out the loss against Quincy
during the regular season. It was
a cold and windy day that also
showed some flurries but that did
not stop either team from going
out and giving it their all. The
first half belonged to the Rangers,
but, just like during the regular
season, they were not able to converge
on a number of opportunities.
The first half remained
scoreless.
Quincy started off the second
half as if it was a new game, The
Rangers came out cold but then
finally warmed up because about
20 minutes into the second half
junior midfielder Steve Gall
scored the goal of the year. It was
a cracker from the right side of
the 18 yard box, in the upper left
, hand side of .the goal.
Unfortunately there was a.defensive
lapse with about 10 minutes
left and Quincy seized the opportun
iry by tying the game at 1-1.
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The match then went into two 15
minute overtimes where UWParks
ide again scored first, the
second goal coming from senior
forward Troy Troskey, but were
not able to hold the lead. Quincy,
now a man down because of a red
card to one of their players, came
back to tie the match once again.
After the two 15 minutes the
score remained 2-2 and as a result
the match went into penalty kicks
where Quincy pulled out the victory
and earned the right to face
Lewis University in the final.
It was a great season for the
Rangers, 16-3-1, and a great
career for the seniors. They will
be missed. A special thanks goes
out to all the coaches, especially
coach Kilps and coach Vacca
from the seniors. It was a great
four years. Thanks, and good
luck in the future.
Results from the semi-final
shootout vs. Quincy
UW-PARKS!DE
Adam Riesz, good
Craig Posselt, good
Dave Siers, good
Dave Johnson, good
Jason Zitzke, no good
QUINCY
Jason O'Donnell, good
Matt Mader, good
Andy Ippensen, good
Scott Rogles, good
Matt Rakers, good
UW-Parkside soccer player named
GLVC conference player of the year
RANGER SPORTS REPORT Wisconsin-Parkside men's soccer
team has had this season (16-
3-1). A huge reason for this success
is the contributions of three
seniors and team captains:
defender Craig Posse It, goalkeeper
Mike Guzaski and midfielder
Dave Siers. Guzaski
broke the school record of 35
shut-outs and ends the season at
39 with a possible post-season
game still at hand. He was the
First Team goalkeeper in the
NCAA All-Midwest Team in
1995 and First Team AIIConference.
He has been in the
top ten national list of goalkeepers
all season. In 1995 and 1994,
he was nationally ranked #8 and
# I respectively. Guzaski played
19 games (I J10m inutes),
allowing only 9 goals. HlS goals
against average is 0.4-7.
Senior Dave Siers was
named the GLVC Player of the
Year for 1997. Siers amassed 9
goals and 17 assists in 20 games
played to lead the Rangers in
both categories. In addition,
Siers made the GLVC AIIConference
First Team and the
Sports Information Directors
NCAA Division II Ail-Central
Regional Team. Other Rangers
that received honors were: Craig
Posse It (First Team All
Conference, Second Team SID
Ali-Central Regional), Troy
Troskey and Jason Zitzke
(Second Team, All-Conference)
and Mike Guzaski (Second
Team, All-Conference).
The honors rellect the success
that the University of
Siers also has been in the
National Top Ten list in assists
all season with 35 points in the
season (9 goals, 17 assists). The
three time NCAA All-Midwest
(1993, 1994, 1995) midfielder
has started in 78 straight games
for the Rangers. He ranks third
on the schools' All-Time mark of
assists with 46. An outstanding
achievement considering that
Siers had to sit his freshman year
due to surgery to reconstruct a
tear in his ACL.
The defense has been led by
Craig Posselt. In 1995, Passel!
made First Team ALL-GLVC.
Posse I! has led the team to 12
shutouts this year and has also
put up impressive offensive statistics,
contributing to 4 goals
and 8 assists. The sturdy defend- .
er has started ·in '76 games for"
Parks ide. His only time off the
field was in 1995 GLVC semifinals
and final when he sustained
a knee injury.
The three players all agree
that their best trait is that of
being hard workers. Their modesty
comes out strongly, as they
are quick to give 'credit to the
team as a whole. "Many times
my defenders have saved a sure
goal when I have made a mistake.
This has made the shut-out
possible," adds Guzaski. Siers
has a similar story: "It would not
be an assist if my teammates
would not score off my pass."
The ".'Tri-Caps" were essential
in the Rangers' bid to get
revenge on Quincy University in
the GLVC semi-finals on
Saturday at Lewis University.
The game ended '2-2 after two
overtime periods but, in the
penalty kick shoot-out the
Rangers lost 3-2. It was a bitter
disappointment as all expected to
win the GLVC tournament.
They were just getting over the
bitter memories of last year's
tournament in which they lost in
the final game 2-1 to Northern
Kentucky.
The loss left UW-Parkside
with a 16-3-1 record. The
Rangers will now await the possibility
of post-season play.
Either way, the contributions of
Dave Siers, Craig. Posselt and
Mike Guzaski will be greatly
missed next year. Hopefully we
will continue to enjoy their play
in a professional career in the
near future.
Hepp's Hype
Picks
Kansas City over Chicago
Everything's pointing towards a
blowout in this one.
Carolina over St. Louis Back
to earth for the Rams after 59
point explosion last week.
Buffalo over Cincinnati Bills
halt spirited Cincinnati run.
Denver over New England Is
th is finally the Broncos year?
Pittsburgh over Jacksonville
Nom iscues this week for the
Steeiers.
Atlanta over New Orleans
Who cares?
Indianapolis over N.Y. Jets
BY AL HEPPNER
SPORTS EDITOR
Look who comes to town to save
the Colts.
Detroit over Seattle .Seahawks
looking good, but Lions are better
at home.
Philadelphia over Washington
'Skins in trouble with 4gers and
Cowboys (2x) looming.
San Francisco over Baltimore
A free-bee.
Miami over Houston A must
fwjn for Marino and Miami.
N. Y. Giants over Arizona Sit
down Boomer.
San Diego 'over Tampa Bay
Come on, have Bues ever won
two games in a row.
Oakland over Minnesota Stick
a fork in 'em, the Vikings are
done.
Dallas over Green Bay Uh-oh,
trouble in Cheesehead Land.
Last week: 6-9 (.400)
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Season Total: 90-45 (.666)
Last week's winner: Jose Gomez
8-7 (.533) See, it can be done'
E-mail your picks to: heppner@it.uwp.edu
or call 595-2848
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Men"s CC places 10th in
GLVC Regional
BY BRIAN BORKOWSKI
SPORTS REPORTER
This past weekend the
Rangers competed In the
ivision II Great Lakes
Regional, Central Missouri, in
what they hoped wouldn't be
their last meet of the season. The
Great Lakes Regional is one of
the toughest in the nation and the
men knew what they had to do. It
was an excellent 35 degree day to
run and we were ready for battle.
The results: Rangers - 10th. A
surprising 10th out of 21 teams!
"Things went good for most,
but a lot of runners were hurting
by injuries towards the end of the
season. We have a very talented
national qualifying team," said
Bark.
As for the race, Marshall
Donnerbaur was the top guy for
the Rangers with a 27th place finish
and 33:05 for a time, Dave
Sheriff came on strong once
again and was second for the
Rangers at 41st, 33:47. Sarnow
and Bark were next 42nd (33:55)
- 69th (34:33) respectively.
A !though the men didn't
qualify, the guys feel they had a
season to smile about and
improve. We will be tough,
we're only graduating two guys
and everyone will be back. A lot
of us feel we have a lot of unfinished
business to take care of. So
look out track world because here
come the Rangers.
"Good luck, women, in
California. We know you can do
it." - The Men's CC Team.
Results
27 Marshall Donnebauer - 33:05
4 J Dave Sheriff 33.47
42 Andy Sarnow 33:55
69 Bark 34:33
89 Shane Carr 35: I 0
93 Bernie Radobickey 35:23
109 Nate Uselding 36:03
Qvember 14, 1996· page 10
Blowing games &
basketball coaches
BY AL HEPPNER
SPORTS EDITOR
Fact: GLVC Player of the Year
Dave Siers led the conference in
assists (17) and was third in scoring
(35).
Opinion: Ifhe doesn't make AIIAmerican,
I'll shoot the selection
committee.
offsides. The re-kick 1T0m five
yards closer finally put the 'Skins
out of their misery. (Don't laugh,
the Packers lost too.)
Fact: The women's cross country
team made it to Nationals.
Opinion: Two runners, Wendy
Licht and Pam Tucker, have good
shots at earning All-American.
Fact: The Packers lost,
Opinion: Just had ia mention
that twice, because it almost
never happens.
Fact: The men's soccer team lost
their GLVC semi-final match to
Quincy despite out shooting them
11-3.
Opinian:WE WERE ROBBED'
Fact: The men's basketball team
has a different coach (Jeff Rutter)
than last year.
Opinion: The men's basketball
team is better than last year. Go
Rangers!l!l!
6. Who hit three home runs in the
final game of ,he 1977 World Series'
7. How many yards are there from
goal line to goal line in Canadian
football?
8. What country won the 1960
Olympic gold medal in hockey?
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PHOTO BY JOHN NUNN
·Men's and women's basketball
teams line up for introductions
duringthe "Meet the Rangers"
basketball luncheon on Monday.
BY AL HEPPNER
SPORTS EDITOR
It wasn't exactly midnight
madness, but if you missed it,
you missed some good pizza and
a good time.
Monday's lunch with the
University of WisconsinParkside's
basketball team
proved to be a successful event as
UW-Parkside officially kicked
off its basketball season. Many
students and parents attended the
promotional event. The Ranger
faithful started out with delicious
pizza, courtesy of Casa Capri.
(My roommate and I treated
it as an all-you-could eat buffet.
After we finally finished, we
could barely walk into the gym to
watch the scrimmages.) The
women and the men each played
ten minute scrimmages, highlighted
by Men's Coach Jeff
Rutter's insightful and humorous
play-by-play commentary.
"We're really good at passing,"
Rutter said as his team
passed the ball around the
perimeter. "We just need to learn
how to shoot how."
Rutter's light-hearted ness is
a welcome contrast to the ranting
Fact: In case you missed it, the
Cardinals beat the Redskins 37-
34 in OT
Opinion: Never in the history of
the NFL has one team blown a
game worse than the Redskins
did last weekend. After squanderine
a two-touchdown lead
twice ~(the second time was with
7: 13 left in the fourth quarter),
the Redskins kicked the winning
field goal in overtime only to
have it called back on a holding
penalty. The re-kick from ten
yards back was no good. Then
the Cardinal's and ex-Bear Kevin
Butler missed the game winning
field goal, but the Redskins were
Sports Quiz
by Larry Duncan
1. How many times in a row maya
volleyball be struck by one team?
2. Where must a soccer goalie
stand to be permitted to handle the
ball?
3. How many Olympic medals did
gymnast Cathy Rigby win?
4. What is the maximum number of
clubs a golfer may use in a round?
5. Who succeeded A very
Brundage as International Olympic
Committee chairman?
and raving oflast year's coach.
A fter a pass was picked off
Rutter commented, "He's trying
out for the Packers next week."
At the completion of the
scrimmages, fans came onto to
the court and received a dollar for
a basket made from designated
areas. Then, students participated
in a game of lightning, where
the winner received ten dollars.
"The basketball was OK, but
I loved the pizza," said UWParks
ide freshman John Nunn.
it was a great start to what
will hopefully be a great season.
PHOTO BY JOHN NUNN
Three UW-Parkside women b-ball
players attempt to get a position
for a rebound during the luncheon.
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VOLUME 25 • ISSUE 6 • OCTOBER 10, 1996
ESTABLISHED 1972
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Joel Buschmann (right) and Johnrae Stevenson (left) were UW-Parkside's 1996
Hoemcoming King and Queen
Parking permit
thefts
By
Jason Kluzak
Ranger News Reporter
The little tags students hang
from their rearview mirror allow
them to park on University of
Wisconsin-Parkside property
without being penalized.
But so far this year, seven
. parking permits have been stolen,
as opposed to a total of twelve
last year.
A majority of these incidents
take place every year in the
beginning of the semester, at any
time of day, but normally in the
warmer months. The types of
stolen permits range from one
and two semester penn its, to
housing and general parking per-
mits .
Robert Deane, Chief of
University Police, says that park-
ing permit thefts are, "not a real
problem," but University police
are still keeping tabs on stolen
permits.
Deane said the University
police department keeps a list of
stolen permits and actively looks
for them. Deane said that in the
two years he has been with the
Department, four or five have
been recovered.
A standard one semester, 12
credit hour permit will cost a stu-
dent $43. Ifthe permit is stolen,
the student must then pay that
amount again to replace the
stolen permit, along with any
other citations given for failing
to display a parking permit. This
could end up costing the student
-
close to a hundred dollars.
\Vben apprehended, the
permit thief will be fined $25
and will be dealt with by the
Dean of Students independently
of the University police depart-
ment, said Deane.
I
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1\
Permit Thefts, page 3
University Police Implement Bike Program
By Ryan Verbruggen
Ranger Reporter
of that duty and others to the
new bicycle patrol program on
campus.
The program began back in
June, according to UW-Parkside
Police Chief Robert Deane. He
said the department uses bicy-
cles to patrol the parking lots
and various trails around cam-
pus, along with soccer games
and cross-country events.
"It's nice to have because
it
(the bicycle) can go where the
cars can't,"
explained Deane.
He also said the police depart,
ment will continue implement-
ing
bicycle
patrol
at
the
University as long as weather
permits.
Currently
the department
only has one bicycle.
Deane
said that in the future the police'
If you have noticed that the
University
of
Wisconsin-
Parkside squad cars have not
been
patrolling the parking lots
as
much lately, there is a reason
for that.
Univ
.
ersity
Police has left some
department
would like to get
more. However, not all of the
officers on the force are able to
use the bike.
Patrol-persons
must first complete a state train-
ing program to become certified.
Deane said that eventually
the police department would like
to have all of its officers trained.
The bicycle currently being
used for patrol was donated by
Total Cyclery of Kenosha.
It
is a
TREK
7400 mountain
bike,
fully equipped with a rear rack,
bags, and a "I ighting" system.
The bike is specifically made for
police use by Trek. Estimated
cost of the bicycle is over one
thousand dollars.
For more information
about
theprogram contact theUW-
Parks ide Police Department at
Voting campaign mass
transit services discussed at
PSGA meeting
Wyllie Hall
Fpod
Court construction
calls for relocation
of student offices
was scheduled last Tuesday in
Molinaro Hall.
Steven Mcl.aughlin, dean of
students, plans to discuss the
mass transportation issue further
at this week's PSGA meeting.
Visitors Parking
Besides the bus issue, ways to
improve visitors parking was dis-
cussed. "We are visitor unfriend-
ly," explained Jacobsen. A possi-
ble $30 parking fee paid by each
individual student could help to
e1eviate the hassle of purchasing
a $73 annual parking permit each
academic year, and also eliminate
meter usage for visitors, said
Jacobsen.
Food Court Expansion
The last item on the agenda
at the Oct. 4 meeting was discus-
sion of the Food Court, slated to
open at the beginning of Spring
1997 semester. PSGA, along with
the UW-Parkside Adult Student
Alliance (PASA), and the Ranger
News will re-locate their offices.
The new PSGA office will allow
access to wire in two computers
for Internet access, and the over-
all space will be slightly bigger.
Construction will begin on
Dec. 18 and is scheduled
to
be
completed by the end of January.
By that time, all of the offices
will be in their new locations.
PASA will be forced to move
sooner because of the interim
Coffee Shoppe,
Leadership House, housing six
female students.
At the Oct. 4 meeting, seven
members of PSGA signed up for
committees dealing with:
Legislative, Student Affairs,
Social Issues, Constitutional
Ballot, Academic Student Affairs,
and several others.
"If you're part of the PSGA,
you have to serve on two com-
mittees. It's a must - if you don't,
you're gone," said Weniger.
Weniger reminded students
of vacancies on the Election
Committee, advising those who
are not running for the election to
take part. "It is part of your
Senatorial duties to serve on the
Election Committee," he said.
Mass Transportation Surveys
Besides the "Get Out the Vote"
campaign, the mass transporation
surveys were discussed. UW-
Parks ide students are being asked
to complete multiple choice sur-
veys about their usage of the
Kenosha and Racine bus services.
Additional attempts at circulating
the surveys were made by con-
tacting professors and asking
them to distribute in class.
Several professors refused.to
comply with the surveys, arguing
that it would consume class time.
Students' imput is great-
ly appreciated because "if we
keep the bus service, it's going to
come out of [students'] segregat-
ed fees," Jacobsen said. A forum
Registering students to vote
in the Nov. 5 election is on the
main agenda for the University of
rently located in this space will Wisconsin-Parks ide's Student
be moved to the area near the Government (PSGA) this sernes-
Student Records and Financial ter.
The University of Aid offices.
The "Get Out the Vote" cam-
Wisconsin-Parks ide Student The new location for the paign, engineered by PSGA pres-
Government
Association PASA office has not been con- ident Teri Jacobsen and Senator
(PAGA), Parkside Adult Student firmed.
' Jeanne Sanchez, has agoal to reg-
Alliance (PASA) and the Ranger Once the offices and the food ister 1,400 UW-Parkside voters
News will all be moving into new court are completed, high traffic by Oct. 22. Besides registering
offices to make room for a new is expected throughout the lower with PSGA, students can also
food court to be located in Wyllie level of the Wyllie Hall, especial- obtain registration information
Hall.
ly in front of the bookstore.
from Samuel Pernacciaro, profes-
The PSGA office will be The remodeling, being done sor of political science at UW-
relocated to the area at the lower by Warner Design Associates, Parkside.
level entrance to the library that will begin during the winter In an effort to recruit voters,
is currently locked. The new break and will be ready for use in Jacobsen went to the UW-
office will edge into the current the spring of 1997 semester.
Parkside Activity Board (PA.B.)
library lobby space.
A representative for Warner and Latinos Unidos meetings last
The Ranger will move into a Design said, "The principal dri- week. Jacobsen also plans to
slightly larger office than the one ving force behind the project is attend 13 University Seminar
it now occupies. The new office, that we're going to have a poten- classes within the next two
which will be constructed in the tial400 more people on campus." weeks.
foyer near the Career Center, will (Due to the new dorms.)
PSGA President Jason
include a private office for the No further information is Weniger and Tanya Hoffman,
Editor-in-Chief and a darkroom available about the new food Senator, also agreed to speak to
with a revolving door.
court as it isstill inthe early plan- University Seminar students
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Other items on the agenda
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Committees
Students are still needed to serve
on the Physical Education
_Building Expansion committee
and the committee that will
decide future plans concerning
the Chancellor's residence.
Currently, the house is used as a
BY KERRI BACHLER
RANGER NEWS REPORTER
This Week In History
On October 12,1492, Christopher
Columbus and his crew sighted land
in what is now the Bahamas ... Oc-
Iober 8,1755, the British moved the
Acadian French from Nova Scotia to
Louisiana ... October 7,1765, nine
American colonies, ledbyNew York
and Massachusetts, convened at the
Stamp Aet Congress inNew York ...
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