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Charge-back system places burden on students
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z Thursday, December 7, 1989
Charge-back system places burden on students
by Michelle-Renee Degenais
Staff Writer
There has been recent student
opposition to a newly proposed
charge-back being formulated by
the state. The main contention of
the students seems to be that they
were not made aware of the issue
and given enough time to provide
an adequate response. Many
students are not even aware of the
charge-back system. Yet, one-half
of its cost comes from student
tuition.
Due to budget cuts at the state
level, the state has been
discontinuing the support it had
been providing for auxiliary
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Geology major
studies radon
scare
New feature...
page 4
The Voice of
Parkside
programs on campus. These
include the resident halls, parking,
food service and certain parts of
the Union. These areas are not
state funded, and the state wants to
charge the university for the
services it provides to it
The State is currently
proposing a change in the way
utilities, cleaning and servicing
costs are charged to its auxiliaries.
Previously, all repair and
restoration project of the Physical
Power Plant were looked at
individually, and Parkside was
assessed a percentage for each job.
What the State would like to
see is a flat fee of $16,400 charged
to the school annually. This would
Dan Chiappetta
News Editor
On Dec. 3, 1989 UWParkside's
Union D100 level B of
the stairway was the area where a
fire took place.
"Someone lit a poster on fire,"
stated Doug Wielgat, Assistant
Director of UW-Parkside's
Campus Police and Public Safety.
The fire was on the landing
floor and was burning paper and
plastic. "Light fixtures on the wall
had flames coming from it. The
fire was put out with a fire
extinguisher," explained Wielgat
"The brick surface of the wall
ease the bookkeeping chore that
individual assessment causes.
Students will see an initial raise in
tuition for the next semester,
according to Vice Chancellor Gary
Goetz.
This could actually be a saving
to students in the long run, though.
If the school undertakes a major
repair or restoration project on the
Physical Power Plant, like the one
it has planned for some time in the
next two to three years, it would
save the students money if the state
does not decide to raise its fees
accordingly.
There is another type of
charge-back that many students are
not aware. It is due to state audit,
and the plastic grid need work,"
answered Bill Niebuhr, Director of
UW-Parkside's Union.
Somers Fire Department
responded and checked out the
scene.
"As of this time we are
conducting an investigation, we are
still interviewing people. At this
time we have no suspect," stated
Wieglat.
"Itcouldhavebeenalotworse.
The fire could have touched the
wood framing or the electricity
work," said Niebuhr. There is no
estimateon the amountof damage."
which found excessive reserves in
the UW-system. Several schools
have generated a large profit in
their residence hall and food portion
of their operations. This is not the
case at Parkside, however.
The state has decided that
excessive reserves should be
recovered. Instead of charging each
individual school according to the
amount of excess reserves, they
have spread the cost across the
system equally. This means that
Parkside will have to pay back
$250,000 over the next ten years,
for excessive reserves it does not
have.
The municipality chargebacks
came to light in dealing with
the surrounding municipalities as
to who was to provide water, fire
and police service. These had been
provided by the town of Somers
which has been reimbursed $4,000
a year by the state. The amount of
money the state pays out to the
surrounding municipality has been
increased now that the City of
Kenosha provides fire protection,
and Kenosha County is providing
police back-up. Now, the state
wants to charge Parkside a
percentage of this to cover the
amount spent on providing service
to non-state supported areas.
The Board of Regents has
requested input from the students
Continued on page4
Johnson speaks to students during AIDS Awareness Week
Dan Chiappetta
News Editor
'This is serious business we
are looking at,"e mphasized Brother
Ben Johnson, Community Health
Educator of Milwaukee's AIDS
Project. Johnson spoke to about 50
UW-Parkside students on Nov. 28,
1989 during AIDS Awareness
Week.
The Milwaukee AIDS Project
provides education about AIDS and
services for people with AIDS, their
families, loved ones, and friends.
Acquired Immune Defiency
Syndrome (AIDS) is a breakdown
of the body's ability to fight off
disease. Individuals with AIDS
can develop cancers and numerous
other infections.
This has been seen as only a
problem for homosexuals, which
is not the case. It's become an
increasing problem among
heterosexuals and drug abusers. "It
can happen to anyone," stated
Johnson.
It is believed that AIDS is
caused by a recently discovered
virus called human
immunodeficiency virus.
"People just don't seem to
think about the people who are
clinically diagnosed with AIDS,
without thinking that we have a
large population of unknowing
carriers of HIV," explained
Johnson.
HIV is transmitted by semen,
vaginal and cervical secretions,
blood and blood products ando ther
body secretions.
"Once youare affected, you're
affected for the rest of your life,"
added Johnson.
It can take from two to five
years for those individuals with
HIV+ that have developed AIDS
to develop signs and symptoms.
The time between the exposure to
the AIDS virus and development
of a positive HIV test isf rom 6 to 8
weeks. Not all persons infected
with HIV will develop AIDS.
"As of Sept. 30,1989 there are
109,000-167,000 clinically
diagnosed AIDS cases in the United
States. We estimate well over 1.5
million Americans are affected by
HIV and they don't even know
they are carrying it," explained
Johnson.
Continued on page 5.
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Opinion...
No excuse for campus vandalism
Traditionally, Parkside has not had a problem with acts of vandalism and
violence on campus. There has, of course, been the occasional isolated
incident. This is normal in our society . However this past weekend there were
two incidents that occured. A fight broke out on the stairs outside the Union
Recreation Center on Sat., Dec. 2, and a large poster was set on fire on Dec. 3
on the very same stairway.
There is absolutely no excuse for this type of behavior at an institution of
higher learning. We asc ollege students are supposed to be above thesceh ildish
and criminal behaviors. As yet it has not been determined whether or not
Parkside students were responsible for the incidents, however Campus Police
state that at least one of the incidents was caused by non-students.
The Ranger feels that this is asa fe assumption. Since the Recreation Center
is entirely funded by the segregated fees made up of Parkside student tuition
dollars, Parkside students and their guests should be the only ones allowed to
use the facilities during regular business hours. There is even a sign abov e the
doors of the recreation center which says people entering should be prepared
to show their Parkside ID as well as proof of age. However, anyone who has
been to the recreation center any day of the week in the past can tell you that
many of the patrons are not even close to college age, let alone from this
university.
The Union and its advisory board must start to put stricter restrictions on the
Union and its parts, most of all the Rec Center. In terms of manpower, it may
be impossible to card everyone at the door, but it is aggravating to want play
a video game when it is taken up all day by a 15-year-old high school student
who shouldn't even be there. Incidents such as the riot at the "Rocky Horror
Picture Show" weren't caused exclusively by students at this university;
Campus Police said that a lot of the people in line were of high school age.
The Ranger feels that if the Union is not goingo t enforce the polciies in the
Union, thai take the signs down; they obviously mean nothing to anyone.
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The Christmas by Lyna Paukstelis
Staff Writer
"Deck die halls with boughs of
holly! Fa la lal a la,l a la lal a." Yes, it's
the Christmas season (I know all the
stores thought it came in October, but
I wasn't taken in!!), a time when all
children are especially good and all
adults go money-mad.
Christmastime is a wonderful
time. Everyone is just a little cherrier,
the weather doesn't feel so cold (O.K.
so I'm exaggerating a little. Give me a
break, it's my column and if I want to
exaggerate, I will!) and Christmas
carols seem to follow you around.
Speaking (or rather writing) of
carols, where did they come frOm
anyway?! Fa la la la la? Did someone
actually write that? Would it workbetter
if he used something like "she boo, she
shop?"
Shopping. The center of the
Christmas season. So many things, so
little money. I personally have no
money. I'm not exaggerating this time.
I didn't plan ahead. I didn't join a
experience:What it's really like Chrissttmmaass savingss cclluubb.. II ssppeent all my with tinsel and deoced out wi
birthday money and every two weeks
on Friday some dire monetary
emergency arises. Christmas presents
have definitely taken a back seat this
year. (I am beginning to look around
my house to steal just the perfect gift.)
But the mall is truely a shopping
wonderland for sado-masochists. It's
a pushed and be pushed world in there.
And would someone kindly tell me
why everything is 75% off the day
before Thanksgiving, but the day after,
not a sale sign as far as the eye can see.
(Wouldn't a store with a great sale sell
10 times as much? Oh, never mind.
I've got to admit, it's all capitalism at
its finest!!!)
I guess no matter how I look at it,
it 's better to give than to receive. (O.K.,
when I'm tearing through the sea of red
and green paper, I'll admit, receiving is
awfully nice, but for now, let me be'
idealistic!)
One important symbol at
Christmastime (after $) is the Christmas
tree. A twinkle with lights, shimmering
with
homemade ornaments you made in Girl
Scouts. (I'mhaving a personal moment
If you don't mind?) But the people
who just look at the trees don't really
realize what a pain in the rear a trecea n
be.
First, is it going to be real or
artificial? Personally, artificial trees
are too perfect. Always the perfect
shape, the perfect fullness and the
perfect shade of too green, too whtei or
too silver. A real tree makes a real
Christmas for me. The expense is
staggering. Getting ithome is difficult,
hiding the bald spots, impossible.
Getting pine needles stuck in your bare
feet in the morning is eye opening, and
getting rid of it is time consuming. But
nothing beats that real smell of pine or
the triumphant feeling of beating
someone out of the perfectly flawed
tree.
Family is also important at
Christmas. (Actually, its probably the
one time a year you all at least try to
stand each other for an entire day.)
Also, dies anyone else notice that
everyone is wearing red and green and
that fruitcake is really disgusting. Why
do people insist on giving it anyway?
(If they wouldn't even it eat, what
makes them think anyone else would
want to?!)
One nice thing is watching
children at Christmas. I think children
are God's gift to the holidays. They all
want the latest expensive toys, and
Santa always seems to get a child just
the right thing, expensive or noL Santa's
a great guy! (I met him one night whlei
he was lingering over a dozen or so
cookies. His tummy really does shake
like a bowlful of jelly when he
laughs.(HEY! It's my column!!)
Santa is great, but I still haven't
found out some very important things
about him like how does he get into
houses that don't have chimneys, how
does he make it to everyone's house in
just one night and does he really know
who's naughty or nice because the
naughtier I am, the better presents I get.
As youc an see, I'm very confsued.
The University o f Wi sconsi n Parkside Ranger
I really wonder if anyone has'ever
actually gotten a lump of coal and
would Santa be cruel enough to rub a
kid's mistakes in his face during the
joyous season?!
Another Christmas tradition is
decorating the exterior of your house at
Christmas. I like it, sometimes. My
family never did that. Actually, every
year my parents say in unison,
"Decorate the house?" and "Where are
you planning to plug those lights in?!!
I like getting in caa r and driv ing around
looking for Christmas lights. I think
they're beautiful, but the one thing I
don't understand is the desire to make
your house the symbol of Disco reborn.
With all the twinkle lights and travel
lights, it looks like the set of Dance
Fever!!
Christmas, what a season!! A
time when life is just a little more
hopeful. Help a brother in need. Invite
a lonely person to share your joy and
love. If everyone kept the spirit in him
yearlong, the world would be a much
better place. Merry Christmas, and fa
la la la la, la la la da!!!
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Parkside student and professor study area radon threat
by Suzanne Mantuano
Feature Editor
According to the channel 5,
Chicago Radon Report, federal and
environmental officialsbelievethat
radon causes between 5,000 and
30,000 lung cancer deaths a year in
the United States alone.
Radon is second only to
cigarette smoking as a cause of
lung cancer.
Radon causes lung cancer due
to decay that the radon daughters
give off. Radiation is also present
during the process of decaying. The
particles of the radon daughters
stick to dust particles in the air.
When inhaled, the radon daughters
strike cells in the lungs and damage
them.
"If you inhale dust particles
and they get lodged in your lungs
or if radon decayed in your lungs
and the polonuim stuck to the inside
of your lungs,y ou'd have polonium
lodged very close to the very
sensitive tissue in the inside of your
lungs," said Steve Leavitt, assistant
professor of geology. "When it
decays it will release alpha particles
and gamma rays and those can
directly affect the cells inside your
lungs."
Greg Parkhurst, who is a
senior, is currently doing his senior
thesis on radon in groundwater to
test the amount of radon in private
wells in the Kenosha and Racine
area. This process has never been
done before tod etect the amount of
radon found in private wells.
However, the test has been done by
the state to test thea mount of radon
in municipal wells. The actual
testing that Parkhurst and Leavitt
did on the wells in the Kenosha and
Racine area was made possible by
the University of Arizona. The
University of Arizona borrowed a
piece of equipment to Leavitt and
Parkhurst valued at approximately
$5,000 dollars for a period of four
months. This equipment allowed
them to make the determination of
the wells in Southeast Wisconsin.
So far, the results have shown that
the amount of radon is higher for
those homes who use well water
then for those who use surface
water, such as water from Lake
Michigan. The reason for this is
because the water on the surface
' has the ability to let the the radon
escape, whereas wateri n theg round
is stuck between the rocks, as this
does not allow for the radon the
escape.
"No one had done anything in
terms of what the concentration of
radon is in private wells in the
Racineand Kenosha counties," said
Leavitt. "That was completly
unknown."
There are many ways that
radon can get into a home and one
of the ways is through well water.
If a home gets it's water supply
from a well,a nytime that the sink is
used, or a shower is taken, or the
dishes are done, the amountof radon
content in the house is being
contributed to. There is also an
increasing concern over the hazards
of drinking water that ist aken from
groundwater or wells as to the
affects that it has on the digestive
tract. The research for this type of
health risk is in thee arly stages and
there is still a considerable amount
of controversy over the effects that
radon may have when ingested
through drinking groundwater.
Because of this, the EPA is having
a hard time deciding what to set as
the standard for radon in
groundwater. The proposed
standard may average anywhere
from 200-2,000 Pci/L. Pci/L, or
picoCuries per liter is a
measurement used to describe the
number of decays that take place in
a certain amount of time in a certain
volume of air.
"Usually Wisconsin tends to
be at the forefront of these types of
things. Wisconsin may come out
with this longbefore the EPA does,"
Leavitt said.
Parkhurst decided to do his
senior thesis on radon in
groundwater for several reasons
which include it's marketabilty and
his interest in geology.
"Radon's a pretty hot topic
right now and I like geochemisty as
my area of interst in geology,"
Parkhurst said.
The method thatP arkhurst and
Leavitt used with their equipment
borrowed from the University of
Arizona consisted of the Alpha-
Scintillation method. This process
is a long process, but the results of
the test determine the amount of
radon in the particular well that
was being measured. The results
that the two came up with were
basically what they expected to see.
Though the results for the radon
content in the Kenosha-Racine area
were well below what the probable
Weekly Senate Report:
By Gary Nephew
PSGA Senator
This article is the first of many
weekly Senate reports to come. The
Ranger, in cooperation with PSGA,
have agreed to let me write an
article for the Ranger on a weekly
basis. These articles will help
students become more informed on
Senate issues. I would like to thank
the Ranger for this opportunity.
During the Senate meeting on
December 1, there were two issues
discussed. First, earlier in the week,
the Academic Policies Committee
passed a new add-drop policy. This
policy would only allow students
four weeks to add or drop a class,
instead of the usual eight weeks. It
still has to be passed by the Faculty
Senate before this policy can go
into effect.
The second issue dealt with
how effective the students think
their student government is. Due
to low voter turnout and the lack of
student interest on University
issues, the PSGA is wondering how
effective they really are.
There will be more details on
these issues and many more in the
weeks to come. To find out more
information on times of committee
meetings or Senate issues, stop in
the PSGA office on the D1 level by
the Coffee Shoppe. Senate
meetings are held weekly on
Fridays, 12 noon in CART 129.
All students are encouraged and
welcomed to attend.
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standard may be, it is still hard to
determine how large the impact of
what this means to our society will
be because the research for radon
affecting the digestive tract is not
yet conclusive. However, it is
inevitable that radon will always
be a part of our world.
"No matter what you do, no
matter how much money you spend
you will never be able to get rid of
background or natural occuring
radiation," said Parkhurst "You
just can't get rid of it."
Though Parkhurst has not even
finished writing up the results of
his study on radon in groundwater
in private wells, it is already being
sought by several agencies who
currently have no information on
the topic.
"A number of people from the
DNR and The Wisconsin
Geological Survey have requested
that as soon as we have this wtrtien
that they get copies'" Leavitt said.
"We are sort of charting new
ground."
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Mob Killing
Evelina de Bruin is a black South African maid in her 50's, a
mother of 10 who is illiterate and suffers from arthritis, heart disease and
high blood pressure.
De Bruin and 13 men were sentenced to death in May for the
mob killing in November 1985 of black police officer Lucas Sethwala.
He was chased from his home, beaten and set afire. Black police officers
are frequently accused of collaborating with the government.
According to USA Today, no execution date has yet been set
South Africa has executed more than 50 people, mostly blacks, this year.
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Neat, but not interesting 29 %
Distinctive 19
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Elegant 7 %
Always print 5 %
You thought"Crack" was bad, now there's "It*."
Even as the U.S. struggles with crack cocaine, a more chilling
drug has appeared according to TIME: "ice." Like crack, ice is not a new
drug butasmokable version ofan old one -crystallizedmethamphetamine,
better known as "crystal meth" and speed during the 1960's and '70's,
when it was usually taken as pills or injected.
La Crosse rally.
Students at the University of Wisconsin - La Crosse staged a
rally to protest the state's 21-year-old drinking law without making
enemies with police and community people, unlike their counterparts in
Oshkosh.
About 120 students marched to the La Cr oss City Hall Thursday
night where the City Council was meeting.
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How do you feel the Parkside Activities Board is doing this semester in providing weekend
entertainment?
DAVE KLEUSKENS
class-Junior
Major-Engineering
"I like basic rock-n-roll, like the
Rolling Stones and the Beatles.
People like to party in the dorms.
The best way to get people to go
to the dances is to pull people out
of the dorms."
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"PAB should publicize more, do
more word of mouth, and
advertise more. Many students
have friends under 21. I think
the policy that excludes people
under 21 should be changed."
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the dances I've gone to."
Business Seminar:
Joel Barker, futurist and
business consultant, will present
"Discovering the Future: The
Business of Paradigms" at at
Parkside on Monday, December 4.
The seminar, designed for area
teachers, administrators and
community leaders, will be held
from 8 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. in the
Union Cinema.
Cost of thep rogram is $1 5 and
includes lunch. For more
information or to register, call the
Regional Staff Development
Center at 553-2002.
To all students,
faculty and
staff:
The food service
survey deadline has
been extendedto
December 15.
Please return surveys to
the Union Inormation
Center.
Wind Ensemble Concert:
Music from George
Gershwin's "Porgy and Bess" will
be featured during the Parkside
WindEnsemble concert on Thurs.,
Dec. 7. The concert will begin at 8
p.m. in the Communication Arts
Theatre. Admission is $4 for the
general public and $2 for senior
citizens and Parkside students and
staff.
The featured clarinet soloist
will be Vicki Impola, a senior music
major. The Wind Ensemble is
direc ted by Mark Eichner, associate
professor of music. For more
information, call the Music
Department at 553-2457.
Chargebacks
Continued from page 1
on these matters, but the matters
have not yet been brought to the
attention of the student body as a
whole. Only a few students on
campus are even aware of the
situation.;
Nearly all of the students
spoken to had no idea as to what
kind of fees were being assessed to
their tuition.
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a week, anytime between 8:00 am and noon.
Do you relate well with young people from 6th
grade to 12th grade? Can you be a role model for
adolescent girls? Help chaperone a Girl Scout LOCK-IN
at UW-Parkside onFriday, December 15th from 10:00pm
to 7:00am. Volunteers are also needed to run video
equipment for the taping of music videos.
David needs your help. David is 6 years old and
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For more details, contact Carol in the Career
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AIDS. Continued from page i
Wisconsin has between 12-
20,000people with potential HIV,"
said Johnson. "It can happen to
anyone."
The following are signs and
symptoms:
* Red to purplish, flat or raised
blotches bumps, or spots under the
dun, inside the mouth, nose,
eyelids, or rectum, that don't go
away.
* Swollen glands in the neck,
armpit, or groin that may or may
not be painful
* White patches in mouth and
persistent pain with swallowing
* Persistent dry cough or
shortness of breath.
* Fevers or drenching night
sweats that may occur on and off
and last for several days to weeks.
* Severe tiredness.
•Persistent diarrhea unexplained
by other causes.
* Weight losso f more than 10
lbs. within 2 or less months for
unknown reason.
* Personality changes,
memory loss, confusion, or
depression unexplained b y other
causes, visual disturbances.
AIDS is preventable," added
Johnson. The following can reduce
the risk:
* Maintain good health, take
good care of yourself, get adequate
rest, good nutrition and physical
exercise. Reduce toxic substances,
stress and maintain good
friendships.
* Avoid large numbers of
AIDS can be
acquired at infancy
or at the age of
seventy five. "AIDS
is a serious
problem, affecting
men and women,
people of all a ges
and groups."
sexual partners. Get to know your
partners.
* Avoid exchange erf body
secretions from sexual partners,
especially semen and blood. Use
condoms with adequate watersoluble
lubricants.
* Delay contact with a new
sexual partner if that person is not
well, but be supportive.
* Be a good friend, be
supportive to someone having
physical or emotional problems.
* Avoid sharing needles,
razors,or toothbrushes.
• See a knowledgeable doctor
if you are at risk or develop any
symptoms.
AIDS can be acquired at
infancy or at the age of 75. "AIDS
is a serious problem, affecting men
and women, people of all ages and
groups."
The age group of 30 to 39 is
the highestage category with AIDS,
the group of 20 to 29 is second and
the group 40 to 49 is the third
highest affected group.
Bill Houtz, Director of the
Southeast Wisconsin Aids Project,
serving Racine, Walworth and
Kenosha Counties was also present
during Johnson's presentation.
Houtz presented UW-Parkside with
AIDS 101 on December 1,1989.
For more information about
Aids and the Project call:273-AIDS
(Milwaukee), 414-657-6644
Kenosha or414-632-3335 Racine.
"By 2002, 14.5 million
Americans will testHTV-f, if people
don' tchange their act, that's exactly
what's going to happen," said
Johnson. "AIDS is preventable."
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6 Thursday, December 7, 1989 Ranger
s
Vienna Choir Boys offer stunning performance
by Dawn Mailand
Entertainment Editor
On Mon.,Nov. 27, the Vienna
Choir Boys astounded the entire
theatre with their magnificant songs
and voices. They performed in the
Communication Arts Theatre to a
sell out audience.
Their program was performed
excellently. They started with
"Laudate Pueri" by Felix
Mendelssohn. Next came "Ave
Maria" by Jakob Arcadelt and
"Abengebet" by Joseph Haydn.
A soloist sang "Brahms
Lullaby" by Bach so beautifully, it
tugged a few strings in my heart.
The next song on their carefully
planned repetoire was "Gloria" by
Benjamin Britten.
The Boys performed "Hansel
and Gretel" by Engelbert
Humperdinck. This comic opera
in one act enthralled the crowd
with the humorous, familiar
gestures, and storyline of two
children who get lost and meet up
with a nasty witch.
After the intermission, the
ViennaChoir Boys came back with
a holiday section. They sang such
familiar songs as "OTannenbaum,"
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
and 'The Little Drummer Boy."
As an encore, theys ang the German
and English versions of "Silent
Night."
Listening to these boys speak
English was another treat. They
put the dialogue in admirably
pronounced and slangly English to
help the audience follow along with
the stories.
There are not many choirs that
could top the Vienna Choir boys in
the areas of lightness, sheer beauty
and purity of tone, not to mention
their clear enuciation. Choirboys
of all levels achieve somewhat the
same effects, but Vienna added the
perfection of attack and devotion
of effort that is rarely matched - by
other children or adults.
Their vocal blend was
outstanding, and their vocal quality,
for a group, where the lowest bass
voices are really altos, was
shimmering beauty. Most will
aeree that the Vienna Choir Bovs
have reached a local popularity
level around here that mirrors their
international reputation as a group
of seasoned, polished artists whose
quality performance belie their age.
Where did these boys get all
that energy and piping cheer, all
that optimism, that freshness of
spirit, that newness? We may
never know. All we can say is that
we've been given the opportunity
of a lifetime, and those who saw
the Vienna Choir Boys in concert
will never forget that "music is the
universal language of mankind."
Classifieds and Club Events
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CIA Meeting Friday, December 8, at 12:00
pm in Jerry's office.
Are you being sucked under by the
academic whirlpool? Drowning in the rapid
flow of assignments and papers? If so,
grab a life preserver and float down to the
Lbrary FacultyLounge(D1Level)on Friday,
December^ at 2:00pm forapoetry reading
by the Root River Poets. The English Club
invites everyone to come and relax at this
much needed break. "Sea" you there!
The Racine - Kenosha Nature Club will
meet Thursday, December 7, at 6 pm at
Riverbend Nature Center for the annual
Christmas Potluck Dinner. Please bring a
dish to pass, plus your own plates and
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Ranger Thursday, December 7 , 1989 7
• 1— Jady Kurrent to charge up Union Square with electric dance sound
by Dawn Mailand
Entertainment Editor
As you well know, the end of
the semester is near. With the end
comes finals, Christmas, and, of
course, the "End of the Fall Ball."
This year, Paikside is proud toh ave
"Jady Kurrent"playingin the Union
Square tomorrow.
A performance by "Jady
Kurrent" is guaranteed to fall into
the never-a-dull-momentcatagory.
Their ability to ignite an audience
and elicit an appreciation for the
term "crossover appeal" has taken
them throughout Ohio, performing
before a wide variety of audiences.
This band has played colleges
in Pennsylvania, Indiana, West
Virginia, Ohio, Kentucky,
Michigan and Missouri. They've
Jso played clubs in Ohio, Florida,
South Carolina, Pennsylvania and
Japan. Back in September 1988,
they went to Japan and toured the
country.
This Ohio-based band has
performed at such outdoor fairs
and festivals as the SunsetFestival,
Apple Festival, Rock the Dock and
the National Rib Burn-off.
One reason for their immense
popularity is the popular type of
music they play. As one college
put it, "Jady Kurrent" covers all
bases. Also, music as "JK"
interprets it has a broad base and
mixture of influences. The band's
show emphasizes the richness of
pop and rhythm and blues. Another
university mentioned that "Jady
Kurrent's" repertoire is diverse in
its flavor as Creole and Italian
cooking.
Just a partial listing of the
groups performed by "Jady
Kurrent" are: Pebbles, Chamice
Wilson, Paula Abdul, Prince, Tone
Loc, Robert Palmer, Jody Watley,
Michael Jackson, Club Nuveau,
Shelia E., Cameo, Madhouse, the
Time, Anita Baker, Terence Trent
D'Arby, Bobby Brown, George
Michael, The Jets, Sade, Whitney
Houston, Sheena Easton, Georgia
Satellites, Madonna, and Ready for
the World.
"Jady Kurrent" is one of
Cleveland's most popular show
bands, but it isn't enough to satisfy
them anymore. The band wants
greater visibility, which prompted
them to record a demo tape. This
tape shows the hard work and
preparation put into their music.
Their determination has started
to pay off for "Jady Kurrent."
They've opened for The Jets on
their last concert tour. They've
also played on a floating rest aurant
and nightclub called theB oathouse.
This band has persistence, and
you know what is said about
persistence and its many rewards.
If any band I've heard yet this year
is deserving of the "big time," it's
"Jady Kurrent!" They've got
excellent original material and a
lively stage performance.
If you don't believe me, listen
to what other colleges/universities
have said about "JK." Cleveland
State University mentioned that
"Jady Kurrent" seems to have some
kind of magical power over the
CSU student body thatmakes them
want to dance and have a wonderful
time." The Young Professionals of
Cleveland stated that "the band had
so much energy it was easy to get
caught up in the excitement From
the many smiles and screams
expressed by the kids, it was
obvious that the dance was a BIG
SUCCESS!"
Part of their success lies in that
they've been together for over five
years and have performed with
numerous "big boys" of the music
industry, as well as college concerts
and clubs throughout the Great
Lakes, East Coast and Florida
regions. "Jady Kurrent's" live
performance is a definite "must
see," incorporating their individual
style and original material with
popular hits, thus creating as erious
current (or Kurrent) between the
audience and the band.
However, this current can only
be created if there is an audience at
the dance. "Jady Kurrent" may
have not played here before, but
they have an impressive list of
performances. Several Parkside
students have seen them perform
live, and everyone agreed on one
thing: "Jady Kurrent" is the band
to see!
"Jady Kurrent" will be playing
at Parkside tomorrow. Doors will
open at 8:30 p.m. Admission is $2
for students and $3 for guests, 18
years and up.
Come to the dance and take a
beak from studying, writing papers
and worrying about finals. If you
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Ifyou'vebeen waitingforapopular
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8 Thursday, December 7; 1989 Ranger"
Off the record...
By Teresa Harris
Special to the Ranger
Eric Clapton, Journeyman
Reprise Records, a Warner
Communications Company, c. 1989
This disc consists of 12 songs,
so you can't record all of it on one
side of a 90 minute cassette. This
is the only bad thing about the
album. There isn't a bad song on it,
and there is some excellent backup
to help Clapton out of this one.
Phil Collins, Robert Cray, George
Harrison and Daryl Hall are among
many that help make this a great
album.
. . After "August" (his last
album), I was wondering what he
would do to better himself. As
usual, he is full of surprises. He
seems to begoing back to his earlier
R^& B roots.
He did have some help with
the songwriting. For example, on
"Hard Times" you can tell who
wrote the song if you know anything
about the blues. But in case you
can't tell, it was written by Ray
Charles.
Clapton's remake of "Hound
Dog" is very enjoyable and even
fun with his manager Roger
Forresterand some friends barking
at the end. Perhaps my favorite
track on the album is "Anything for
Your Love." It is a very good track,
partly due to production and
engineering. However, Robert
Cray on guitar together with
Clapton doesn't hurt either.
Of course I like "Pretending."
It is the first track that they released
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Ranger Thursday, December 7, .1989 9
Children's Christmas theatre programs to be held
By Dawn Mailand
Entertainment Editor
A musical production from the
children's Christmas series
"Peppermint Bear" will be offered
in a combination theatre/breakfast
or theatre/brunch package in the
Union Cafeteria.
'The Tarn ing of theS hoe" will
be staged by Parkside students and
faculty. The play revolves around
a villain who captures one of the
Christmas elves to perform in a
show-biz production. The missing
elf brings Christmas preparations
to a halt asS anta, Peppermint Bear,
the "kid next door" and Santa's
elves pull together to find the
missing elf before Christmas.
Performances will be preceded
by either a breakfast or brunch.
Breakfast/theatre programs will be
held at 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. on
Saturday, Dec. 9 and Dec. 16.
Tickets are $7 for adults and6 $ for
children 12 and under. Brunch/
theatre packages will be held at
noon on Sunday, Dec. 10 and Dec.
17. Tickets are $8 for adults and $7
for children 12 and under.
Reservations are required, and
tickets should be purchased by
Thursday, Dec. 7. Following all
performances, cast members will
mingle with the children, sign
autographs and distribute balloons.
Cast members include: Linda
Belotti, John O'Lesky and Becky
Werve of Kenosha; Paula King and
Dan Peterson of Racine, and Rich
Cleven of Kansasville.
For more information, call the
Parkside Dramatic Arts
Department at 553-2564.
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•Jdondau .fyotGflfit,. 'Niners look to stave off Ram charge
by JeffReddick
Asst. Sports Editor
This weeks monday night game
may be the most exciting game of
she season as the division leading
San Fransisco 49'ers take on the
Los AngelesRams. The9'erscairy
an 1 l-2recordintothe contest while
the Rams bring in a 9-4 record.
This is the game of the season for
both teams as the Rams playoff
spot may be in jeopardy.
If the Rams lose this game and
the Packers win it would put them
in a tie for the final wild card spot.
The 49'ers have locked upa spot in
the playoffs and are now just going
for home field advantage which
they can obtain with two wins in
their last three games.
San Fran has to be worried about
the health of number one quaterback
Joe Montana, who was unable
to finish their last game with
sore ribs. But they have a more
than reliable replacement in Steve
Young who would be a starter on
any other team. Regardless of who
isat the helm the targets will still be
the same with All-Pro Jerry Rice
and Roger Craig seeing most of the
offensive action. But don't forget
about the other components of the
49'ers attack, Tom Rathman and
long reciever John Taylor.
Defensively the 9'ers still have
one of the most tenacious defenses
in the league with captain Ronnie
Lott the guiding force on the unit
The Rams meanwhile will be
trying to stop San Frans streak of
nine straight road wins and prevent
them from locking up the division
title. In order to do that they must
play as well as they did against the
lowly Dallas Cowboys. They will
need their offense to be hitting on
all cylinders in order for them to
beat the 49'ers. Jim Everett must
be able to go to his number one man
Ron Brown with consistency. And
Greg Bell will have toru sh for over
100 yards so that they can throw as
they need.
On the other side of the fence
they will need to keep the front
man rush on the QB and will have
to play exceptional in the secondary
to keep the two talented San
Fran recievers from overwhelming
them.
TheNiners are playing very well
right now and they will need to
continue to do so against the Rams.
With their offense they should be
able to put enough points on the
board to keep the Rams out of it.
Remember they had a hard time
stopping Aikman and theC owboys
last week. Look for the 49'ers to
win this one by a score of 35-10.
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was a Boris loss with a 173 game.
That finish allowed the Rangers to
end the day on a strong note as
they took fourteen points.
On the second day The team
was going to have depend on their
bench as number two man Guy
Boris' services were not available
on Sunday. In the opener of the day
they took on Platteville and again
they came out very slow. In the
two games they were only able to
pull out seven points due mostly to
the fact that Platteville came out
very hot. "
In the last match of the weekend
Parkside tookon UW-Oshkosh and
they were unable to win the first
game despite a Matt Jensen 231.
The second game saw four of the
five team members in the200's but
it wasnt enough to overcome a
powerful attackby Oshkosh as they
were taken for 14 points by
Oshkosh.
Without the final results in hand
theRangers will be more than likely
see a drop in the standings from
first to third after the sub-par performance.
The Rolling Rangers will next
see action ina pair of nationalt ournaments
out in Las Vegas, Nevada
as they fly out to participate in the
National Collegiate Spectacular
and the Sam's Town College shootout
over Christmas break.
DuChene leads wrestlers
to second in Whitewater
from Wrestlers, p. 12
were a pair of sophomores, 150
pounder Steve Skarrka and 190
pounder Scott Wessley. Both wrestlers
finished the tournament with
a 5-1 record. Steve dropped a 5-3
decision to the champion in the
semi-finals and Scott lost a 15-7
decision to the runner-up in the
semis. Steve has a 10-1 season record
and Scott is 9-2.
While the other eight Ranger
wrestlers did not earn medal s in the
meet, everyone of them won
matches. Freshman Joel Dutton at
126 pounds came closest to placing
by finishing with a 5-2 record.
His two pins in the consolation
round earned him the pinners trophy.
Arthur Demeroth at 142
pounds, Dave Lovy 142 pounds,
and Tom Keefer at heavyweight
each won three matches but failed
to place. Bill Nevoraski at 118,
Kelli Becker at 134, and Darin
Fieldt at 177, eached reached the
semi-finals but lost in the consolations.
Coach Koch was satisfied with
the tournament results. "While we
won seventy percent of our
matches, over half of our entries
were freshmen, I see alot of room
for improvement. When we get our
best team on the mat, and at the
right weight classes we will be very
solid."
Mmm
from Admirals, p.12
of the LH.L. the Bradley Center
which holds around 18,000 people
for hockey. Meanwhile the rest of
the leaguei s forced top lay its games
in second rate facilities which
compare with Whitnall Park's practice
ice.
The Admirals are in their second
year of affiliation as the top
farm team of the N.H.L.'s Vancouver
Canucks. This relationship
proved fruiful for the Admirals last
year as they compiled a 54-23-5
mark. This year the Admirals have
gotten off to a slow start with a 12-
12-1 record.
Though the Admirals havecome
out of the gate rather slow they
have been anything but unexciting
to watch. They have scored wins in
the final period in five of their
victories and have lost four games
in the final period.
Behind new coach Ron Lapointe
the team has several members back
from last year including crowd
favorites Jeff Rohlicek, Jose Charbonneau,
Ernie Vargas, Jay Mazur,
Carl Valimont, and Troy
Gamble.
The leading scorer for the
Admirals is Tim Lenardon with 33
points, steadily becoming a Milwaukee
crowd favorite. Just behind
him at 27 points are centers
Rob Murphy and Jeff Rohlicek.
Rohlicek is most likely to be the
next Admiral called up to the big
club so get your chance to see one
of the stars of the future now.
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Defensively the Admirals are
led by Jim Agnew, Ian Kidd, and
Carl Valimont who have played a
strong defense all season but have
had trouble defending against the
power play. They have had 19
more power play goals scored
against them.
In the net for the Admirals will
be Troy Gamble who holds a .874
save percentage. If Gamble isn't in
the net you'll more than likely see
the promising goalie Dean Cook
who has a 2-2 record thus far.
The last time that the Riverman
played in the Bradley Center it was
a 3-2 defeat for the Admirals and
this weekends game promises to be
just as closely matched. If you are
interested in attending this contest
you can do so in a group with PAB,
for more information about the bus
trip stop by the union information
desk.
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Saurday, Minnesota-Duluth
rolled into town to battle the
women's Basketball team. Paikside
was a big underdog going into the
contest but Duluth was lucky to escape
with a three point victory as
the Lady Rangers fell to two and
two on the young season.
Minnesota showed up with its
big guns: Kelli Ritzeer and Dina
Kangas who have a combined
average of over 50 points per game
this season. The Parkside gameplan
was to stop these two from
scoring. Int he first falf theR angers
used a swarming half court defense
to hold the Deluth stars in check, as
Minnesota shot only 41 perc ent for
the first 20 minutes.
"We forced the ball to one side
of the floor and were able to keep it
there," said Ranger coach Wendy
Miller.
The Lady Rangers used headsup
defense and smart shooting offensively
to take a 38-33 halftime
lead.
At the start of the second half
Parkside came out and hit twoquick
shots to take a 42-35 lead at the
18:02 mark. The Lady Rangers then
plummeted offensively and failed
to score until 13:17. By then, Duluth
had taken a four point lead 46-
42.
The next few minutes were an
exciting, see-saw battle and at the
six minute mark the score was tied
at 59. The Rangers then went into
another shooting lull and did not
score for three minutes, trailing
64-59at the 3:00 minute mark. Teri
Ingalls hita jumper to pull Parkside
within one. The Rangers then
fouled with three seconds remaining
and Duluth hit two foul shots to
take a three point lead. A last
second three pointer by the Ranger's
Sue Maass fell short as did the
Parkside effort 71-68.
"It was just a well fought ballgame,"
said Miller. Although the
Lady Rangers lost. Miller was
quick to praise her teams effort "It
was a great tribute to see that we
could hang with them. Duluth is a
very good ballclub."
While the Lady Rangers were
able to capitalize on occasional fast
breaks and the defense was exceptional,
free-throws were the straw
that broke Parkside's back. The
Rangers converted on just 14 of 21
attempts from the charity stripe.
"The free-throws really hurt us,"
said Miller, "we got to the line but
just did not hit the shots."
For Parkside, Tracy Northrop
had an outstanding performance.
She was perfect from the field and
the line scoring 10 points with nine
boards, two assists, a block, and
two steals. Teri Ingalls played
tough with 12 points, hitting three
for three from 3-point land and
getting five steals. JenniNewberg
also played well off the bench with
six points, four assists, and four
steals as the bench was again a key „
in a hard fought effort.
"Our bench contribution is
keeping us in ballgames, I can not
say enough for them," said Miller.
Miller hopes in the next few
games the Rangers will continue to
play hard-nosed ball, " I would
like top ossibly be 7-7 by thee nd of
the month" said Miller optimistacally.
Rolling Rangers suffer let-down in confrence meet
by Jeff Reddick
Asst. Sports Editor
Parkside's mens and womens
bowling teams took to thelanes at
UW-Madisons Union South this
past weekend in the second conf erence
meet of the season. The
rolling ranger mens team came
into this meet trying to maintain
their first place standing in the Big
Six Conference.
The men responsible for keeping
Parkside in first place were
Guy Boris, Matt Jensen, Mario
Riccio,JeffReddick,JeffLemmermann,
John Brooks, and Mark
Straubel. On the womens side
PCayeroftlw Week...
Making his presence known again
For the weeko f November 28th toD ecember 4t h, the Parkside Ranger
would like to congratulate junior wrestler Dennis DuChene for capturing
this week's Player of the Week honors.
DuChene is off to a fine start this year already, as he has compiled a 9-
2 record in three meets. Most recently, he won the 134 lb. weight class at
UW-Whitewater's Warhawk Invitational by winning all fiv e of his matches,
defeating UW-LaCrosse's Jim Wolfe by a slim 10-9 margin. In spite of
that close match, DuChene managed a 58-22 scoring advantage for the
tournament.
DuChene completed a similar sweep earlier this season in the UWStevens
Point Open. He defeated the three opponents he faced there by
a combined score of 34-10 in winning the 134 lb. weight class in what was
the season opener.
DuChene is no stranger to success on the Ranger mats. In his freshman
year of wrestling (1986-87) he set the record for most wins by a first year
man, winning 33 matches. In the following campaign, he compiled the
eighth-best mark for wins in a season by a Parkside wrestler, going 37-10
which also puth im in 13th on thec areer winning % list witha 70-24 record
(•745).
After missing all ofla st year, ita ppears that Duchene isr eady tor esume
his march up the Parkside record books, and his fast start is a promising
sign. Congratulations again to Dennis DuChene as this week's Parkside
Player of the Week.
Dennis DuChene
the ladies were forced to forfeit as
only one member of the team was
able to make the trip.
The men opened up their conference
play on Saturday against
second place UW-Whitewaterand
the team came out of theg ate very
slowly. They lost both team games
and total and were only able to get
five points out of a possible eighteen.
Without a chance to recover the
team faced UW-Milwaukee in the
next shift. In the first game Boris
fired 220 and Brooks a 222 for
wins but the team again lost total.
In the second game Straubel came
in for a collapsing Reddick and
was able to help pick the whole
team up as Boris came back with
a 257, Lemmermann a 236 and
Brooks a 225. The team was able
to squeak out the total for the sec- ^
ond game and the two game total
which gave them 11 points for the
Milwaukee match.
The third and final match of the
day was against hostUW-Madison
and very uncharacteristically the
rangers were hot. After only taking
eight points in their first meeting
against Madison in Whitewater the
Rangers had something to prove.
They came out hot and took five
points in the first game but they
weren't through. In the second
game the team caught fire and was^
paced with a Reddick256, a Riccio
202, Lemmermann a 220 and
Brooks a 214. The only thing that
prevented a sweep in the second
see Bowlers, p. 10
S P O R T S
Rangers take two with their own triple double
. . . . . / • . . j . n n l u f u / n c p r n n d h a l f r m i n K
by Jeff1 Lemmermann
Sports Editor
via their own version of the triple
double as the Three Amigos all
scored in double figures in both
The Rangers scored a pair of wins,
victories at home last weekend InFriday night'scontestagainst
Andy Schmidtmann leads the Ranger's attack with 19 ppg.
Grace College of Indiana, the
Ranger's locked up in a half of
streaks; first falling behind 8-0,
then rallying off 22 points of their
own before sitting back and watching
Grace turn in a 14-point parlay
to bring the squads back to square
one at 22-22.
Poor shooting was the rule in
the see-saw first half, with the
Rangers hitting 10-29 (34.5%) and
Grace just clipping that mark at 12-
32 (37.5%). Still Parkside managed
to find the mark just enough
to take a30-26lead at the intermi ssion,
despite eight first half turnovers.
In half number two, Grace continued
their prolific shooting, plugging
12 of 35 attempts. Meanwhile,
the Ranger offens e awoke in
major fashion as they filled the
hole with 56 points on 18-27 shooting
to go along with a 15-17 spree
from the charity stripe in turning
what was a close contest into a
route.
Andrew Schmidtmann led the
Ranger charge with 27 points including
a 5-9 outing from bonus
land. Steve Jerrick and Rod Whittier
netted 17 and 1a0p iece to bring
the Three Amigos in with double
figures for the second time this
year. Whittier, despite hitting only
two of his eleven attempts, added
Short-handed wrestlers manage to salvage
second in Warhawk Invitational
by TedMcIntyre
The Parkside Wrestling team
advanced five men to the championship
finals but had to settle for
one first place finish, with four
finishing as mnners-up. Two other
Parkside wrestlers captured consolation
championships by placing
third. Fifteen Rangers compiled a
49-21 record in competition with
eighteen other schools to finish in
second place. Host UW-White water
won the championships by
scoring 90 points, followed by
Parkside with 87, Marquette 66,
U.W. LaCrosse 50, Wawbonsee
College 41, and UW-Oshkosh 31
to round out the tospi x teams. Considering
that the Rangers were far
from their full strength, it was a
very good finish for them.
Dennis Duchene was the lone
Ranger to capture a title. He dominated
the 134 pound weight class
by finishing with a 5-0 record and
outscored his opponents by a 58-
22 margine. His only close match
was his finals match victory ova-
Jim Wolfe of UW-La Crosse by a
10-9 score. DuChaene's record is
9-2.
Earning a second place finish
for the Ranger's was Kevin Bird at
126 pounds. Bird won his first four
matches, but an injury in his semifinals
victory over UW-Whitewater's
Doug Parker prevented him
from trying for the championship.
Bird foutpointed his opponents by
a 52-19 margin. Also finishing in
second place was John Karl at 150
pounds. Karl won his first four
matches before losing his finals
match to Rob Schmidt of UWWhitewater
by an 8-3 decision.
Three of Karl's wins were by pin.
He has a 13-5 season record. Another
second place finisher for
Parkside was freshman 158 pounder
Lance Schmidt Schmidt won
his first three matches, two by pins,
to reach the finals. In the finals he
was outpointed by Whitewater's
Ail-American Rob Loreab y a score
of 12-4. Parkside's fourth second
place finisher was sophomore Rob
Fox at 167 pounds. Fox finished
the day with a 3-1 record. His loss
was a 41 second pinning by Brian
Chambers of Marquette. Chambers
was selected as the outstanding
wrestler of the tournament by the
coaches.
Placing third for the Rangers
see Wrestlers, p. 10
four rebounds, eight assists, and
three steals. Dan Lyons, in one of
his strongest outings of the year,
scored eleven points and pulled
down a game-high nine rebounds,
with Jerrick adding seven of his
own to stake Parkside to a 43-39
edge on the glass.
Grace was led by forward Rich
Coley, who hit 11 of 15 shots and
hit for 24 points in the 86-59 loss.
With no time to rest, the Rangers
faced WSUC foe UW-River
Falls the next night. They came out
the same way as the previous night,
this time giving up the first 14
points in falling behind 14-0.
Schmidtmann answered back in
the first half, keeping Parkside
within striking distance with four
first half 3-pointers. Fall'sforward
Rick Montreal did most of the
damage in half number one, scoring
18 points and equaling
Schmidtmann's three point attack
with four of his own.
In the second half, River Falls
went stone cold from the floor,
shooting a dismal 29% in scoring
just 21 second half points, with the
Parkside defense holding Montreal
to only two second half points.
Offensively, the Amigos picked
up where they left off on Friday
night. Jenrick scored eight of his
thirteen total points in a sevenminute
stretch late in the game,
including two trifectas. In addition,
Jerrick led the team in rebounding
with eight. Whittier
dished out four assists and scored
six of his thirteen down the stretch
and Schmidtmann, despite only
hitting for five second half points,
nailed the biggest of his five 3-
pointers with 2:10 left to tie the
game, and catapult Parkside to a
62-59 victory.
With Schmidtmann, Jerrick, and
Whittier scoring 17, 13, and 13
respectively, it marked the third
time this year that each member of
the Ranger trio hit double figures,
all of which have resulted in victories.
For River Falls, Dean Cook
scored 19 points with Montreal
leading all scorers with 20. Ranger
forward Doug Bums added 11
points in just 16 minutes of play in
the victory, whichraisedParkside's
record to 4-2. Admiral hockey on tap
by Jeff Reddick
Asst. Sports Editor
This Saturday night the Milwaukee
Admirals face off against
the Peoria Riverman in a 7:30
contest. If your interested in attending
this exciting contest between
the top two teams in the
International Hockey Leagues
West Division, you can do so with
your friends from PAB. Peoria is in
first place, three points ahead of
second place Milwaukee.
The Admirals play in the jewel
see Admirals, p. 10
Men's Ba sket b a l l :
12/07 Home vs. St. Norberts
12/09 at Lake Superior St.
W om en's Basketball:
12/13 Home vs. UW-Platteville
7:30
7:30
7:00
W resiling:
12/09 Home vs. UW-LaCrosse 3:00
12/10 Home--WI. Collegiate Open 9:00
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Chancellor Alan
PUAB discusses enforcement
of new drinking age law
by Jennie Tunkieicz
News Editor
"How do we keep underage students
from drinking in the Union?
We don't want to be a police state
and we don't want to be winking at
the law, so what do we do?" asked
Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle
last week.
Enforcement of the new drinking
age law in the Union on campus
was the discussed topic at the Friday,
April 13 PUAB (Parkside
Union Advisory Board) meeting.
Stoffle and Security director Ron
Brinkman were invited to the meeting
to discuss their roles in enforcement
and disciplinary actions when
the new drinking age law takes effect
in July. The board felt that it
would be in the best interest of the
Union to find out what disciplinary
procedures and enforcement of the
law will be followed by the campus
before they form any conclusions in
that area.
Stoffle said that college campuses
are in a unique situation in
that they were deliberately omitted
in one area by the legislature in the
new drinking age law. This omission
gives campuses the option to
establish their own policies concerning
the law.
After PUAB finishes their proposal
package, and if the package is
approved, Stoffle said she will meet
with Assistant Chancellor Gary
Goetz, Brinkman, and disciplinarian
Jenny Price "to discuss how to
cany out the proposals." Stoffle
said that she would appreciate
PUAB's advice concerning discipline
and enforcement. "I've never
been a bartender here, I don't
know all the problems, and I'm not
always aware of the pitfalls," she
said.
Jack Kemper, SOC (Student Organization
Council) representative,
said that he feels students should
know that something will happen if
they do not follow the rules. "I also
don't feel that hauling people off to
the D.A.'s office will all the time be
sufficient," he said.
Brinkman said that one way to
handle the situation if people are
breaking the law (underage drinking
or sharing alcohol with underage
students) would be for Security
personnel to first issue warnings,
second time abusers would be sent
to Price for disciplinary action and
third or fourth time abusers would
be arrested. "There is no rule saying
that we have to arrest people
immediately," said Brinkman.
"Educating the bartenders, hiring
addtional staff, establishing pro-
'cedures, explaining the law to students
with signs or some other
mechanism to warn them about the
law are some of the ideas Stoffle
added.
Bruce Preston, committee member,
said that community tavern
owners will be watching the campus
very closely.
Brinkman added, "(Tavern owners)
are going to put (students) in a
fish bowl and watch their every
move."
PUAB plans further discussion of
alcohol policies and possible ways
to enforce the new drinking age
laws on the campus. The group will
not meet on Friday, April 20 but
Open Forum
with Guskin
April 30
Ranger is sponsoring an
open forum with Chancellor
Alan Guskin on Monday,
April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main
Place. All welcome to attend
to ask qu estions or
make comments to the
chancellor. Be sure to at^
"avc w dIiesi people will probably meet April 27.
tteenndd.. Kilbourne examines alcohol advertising
bhiy/ Cfoarrnoll KIT AorI^tAenMdfliicnklr 1 . .
"The two major aspects in today's
Society are alcohol and advertisingf'
said media analyst and
writer Dr. Jean Kilbourne, who
talked at Parkside last Wednesday
on the effects of advertising on alcohol
consumption. Creator of two
films, "The Naked Truth" and
"Under The Influence," Kilbourne
has exposed the media industry
over alcohol.
At the beginning of the lecture
she stressed, "This is not a temperance
lecture, nor a lecture on alcoholism,
but rather it's an examina-^
tion of the atittudes about alcohol .
in this society and the effects of
these attitudes on whether we
drink or not." She also said, "My
aim is not simply to reform the advertisers,
but to use these ads to illustrate
just what these advertisers
are perpetuating and reinforcing in
these present attitudes."
"Ads alone don't cause alcoholism,"
according to Kilbourne, "but
they do play a big role in the U.S.
by establishing norms and creating
a climate. Alcohol is presented as
a myth. The point of a ll advertising
is not to uform but to establish
myths. Advertisers play on the conscious
and unconscious so people
associate alcohol with good things.
"Alcohol advertisers link alcohol
with many positive qualities and attributes,
the very qualities that the
abuse of alcohol diminishes or destroys,"
stated Kilbourne.
"Alcohol is big business," said
INSIDE
Student artists show their work
Drummer Shaugknessy to perform
Moliere's "Miser"
plays at Parkside
Women's softball on winning streak
Kilbourne. "The Revenue is over
$40 billion dollars a year and the industry
spends over $1 billion on advertising
alone. That's 20 times
more than the National Institute on
Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism uses
in the prevention, research and
treatment of alcoholism."
As stated before, alcohol advertising
employs several links to
human qualities and feelings. People
like to celebrate, and the essential
part of every holiday is alcohol.
Advertisers imply something else in
some ads: "Holidays were made
for Michelob." According to Kilbourne,
"The point of holidays IS
the beer." This ad also implies the
same idea; "Actually, there are
several good reasons for getting
married."
Success is another desired quality.
Advertisers play on this need.
"There is a relationship between alcohol
and success, however negative.
Even small amounts of alcohol
decrease Alertness and efficiency,"
said Kilbourne. "Advertisers, however,
display it as a magic potion. It
will even give you instant athletic
abilities, second only to Tampax."
Kilbourne claimed, "There isn't a
thing you can do that alcohol will
make you do better."
"Not only can you become a successful
athlete, you can also become
creative." "Edgar Allen
Stroh," for instance, shows this.
Poe was an alcoholic, he died of alcoholism
and died a grotesque
death. According to Kilbourne, Poe
was an alcoholic at a time when
there was no hope for alcoholics.
"Imagine any other drug addiction
that would be joked about. With alcohol
it becomes acceptable," Kilbourne
stated.
There are several sighs of trouble
that indicate a problem drinker and
alcoholic. Isolation and loneliness
become prevalent in an alcoholic's
life. Advertisers turn it around with
this ad: "Create your own special
island." "Clearly, this is promoting
solitary drinking, which is a sure
way to get into trouble," Kilbourne
advised. Other signs of trouble are
fragmentation, life becoming unmanageable
and when the drinker
hoards his/her supply.
"Alcohol is related to parties,
good times and fun, but it's equally
related to suicide, depression, murder,
unemployment and sickness,
but this side is erased," said Kilbourne.
"Sixty percent of the general
population that seeks psychological
help for depression have a
drinking problem, and the suicide
rate of alcoholics is 58 times more
than for non alcoholics," added Kilbourne.
Kilbourne also discussed the effects
of subliminal advertising. She
defined it as being below the
threshold of consciousness, nsiffiHy
sexual. "These ads are not made to
turn you on, but to make you anxious.
Person sees ad, the unconscious
image is repressed, repression
sets up anxiety. Anxiety is a
Continued on Page Z
RANGER
Letters to
the Editor
Disgusting behavior
Dear Editor:
I am a member of the Parkside
Dart Team who is very perturbed
with the behavior of some of my
fellow students. Recently I had the
opportunity to observe first hand
the handiwork of some highly educated
college students.
On March 30, myself and some
fellow dart players enjoyed a couple
of hours of darts in the Recreation
Center during the afternoon.
Later that same day, while the
band "Java" was taking a break,
we went downstairs to toss a few
more darts. We were greeted by the
sight of a badly vandalized score
board, dart board and best way out
chart. Written across the scoreboard
was "Dart Players are a
bunch of Pussys."
This kind of behavior leads me to
support retroactive abortions. I sincerely
hope the low life or low lives
who are responsible for this act of
degradation catch AIDS from a
dirty needle and live for 11 years in
fear before dying a slow and painful
death.
I am really fed up with vandals
and thieves. If you see someone
perpetrating an illegal act, call the
campus security. We don't need
scum sucking dogs roaming the
halls of Parkside ripping people off
or destroying what is left of the
school. Idiots such as these only increase
the cost of your tuition.
Don't let these dirtbails run your
life. Let them know you aren't
going to put up with their behavior.
Nick Thome
'WE SHOULD HAVE M/JVED PEARL HARBOR. I UNDERSTAND
AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WOULD NOT CONSIDER THAT
AN ACT OF WAR."
Another view of the caucus
To the Editor:
The general caucus chairperson
was Sue Decker and the chairperson
of the individual candidates
were: Cletus Williams, Jr. (Mondale),
James Pridding (Hart), M. A.
Olson (Jackson) and S. Strickler
(uncommitted).
Election Ballot Results:
First ballot: Mondale 1030, Hart
183, Jackson 32, Uncommitted 14.
Second ballot: Mondale 1033, Hart
225, Ja ckson 0, Uncommitted 1.
Taking the bus to the UAW Hall
was a real adventure for me and
my walker since the closest stop
the bus made was by the entrance
of the Vision Center on Washington
Road and the closest and safest
route was through a steep undercut
field.
The officials at the door were
kind enough to let me come in and
sit down before registration began.
A sergeant-at-arms conducted me
to a room to wait, and as I entered
that room I was struck by the fact
that the UAW off icials were escoring
some 200 o r so retirees to the
front of the building to stand in
line. I found out later that the UAW
retirees have a meeting the first
Saturday of every month, and they
moved that day's meeting to the
morning to accommodate the caucus.
"A stroke of good luck to pack
a caucus for Mondale."
Next I met a newly franchised
voter and Hart supporter, and also
the Hart supporter's parent, who
was a Mondale backer. The parent
was trying valiantly to change their
off-spring's mind. Finally the parent
said, "I have an economic reason
for you to support Mondale,
and it is called room and board."
Sorry to say I did not see that Hart
backer in the Hart section of the
caucus later. "Chalk one up for
coercion for Mondale." Too bad
that young voter could not decide
on national issues.
Upon turning around, I saw
someone who I knew tried to run
for alderman on the Republican
ticket and asked him what he was
doing there. He said he was with
his wife who was a Jackson supporter.
This so-called Repulican did
not have a visitor sticker on, but
was plastered with Mondale stickers
all over his UAW ja cket. Maybe
he didn't vote for Mondale, and I
hope he didn't, for his own conscience'
sake. Anyway, he probably
did, just to curry favor from the
union steward at work. "What a
blatant ctoss-over vote for Mondale."
By the way, if you want the
union steward to stand up for your
rights at work, you had better not
let him see you in any other delegation
other than Mr. Mondale's.
Inside the Hart section of the
caucus, I ran into many complaints,
especially from the people from
Western Kenosha County complaining
that in the local papers there
was no news about when or where
the Democratic caucus was to take
place. I was told that most of the
county people had to call the County
Clerk long distance for any information
on the caucus.
Saturday, April 7, 1984, s ure was
a politically educational day for me.
I learned first to pick a very neutral
spot to hold the caucus, like my
own county headquarters building,
then use packing, coercion, crossover
voters and stone silence in my
opposition's stronghold.
You can call this double hearsay,
but I was told by James Priddis,
Hart's caucus leader, that National
Democratic Representative Robert
Shapiro, who was there to observe
the caucus, said that it was the dirtiest
caucus he had ever seen run.
Oh, by the way, five hour Kari
"Sore Feet" Dixon: the uncommitted
caucus ended at 4:30, the Jackson
delegation joined the Hart caucus
at 4:15, the Hart delegation
ended at 6:45, and the Mondale delegation
packed it in at 9:45.
Anyone with other information
on the Kenosha or Racine County
caucuses, I'd like to hear from you
8:00 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. M-W-F in the
PSGA office.
Franklin Kuczenski
Kilbourne looks at
alcohol advertising
Continued from Page 1
powerful motivation and abusers
tend to be anxious, but feel alcohol
will cure the anxiousness," Kilbourne
said. "When the image becomes
conscious, the ad loses power over
us," she added.
All alcohol advertising has three
purposes, no matter how they are
employed: recruit new members,
increase consumption of product
gpd assist buyers in choosing a
*>rand. The ads want to get young
people, want to show a new life
style for them. They also want to
maintain or increase present sales
and, of course, influence a person
to purchase a specific brand. The
ads focus on the alcoholic in this respect,
because, said Kilbourne,
"Most heavy drinkers tend to stick
to one type of alcohol."
There are several symptoms of
the problem drinker, according to
Kilbourne. 1) Frequently drinking
to a state of intoxication; 2) Drinking
in order to function; 3) Missing
classes or work due to hangovers;
4) Driving while drunk; 5) Blackouts;
6) Drinking alone; 7) Denying
a drinking problem; 8) Doing something
that you wouldn't do while
sober.
"These are all signs, but in the
U. S. they are acceptable and
funny. This saying expresses the attitude:
'I don't have a drinking
problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall
down, no problem'," she said.
"If you have problems with one
drug, just take another," Kilbourne
stated. "The morning after I discovered
martinis, I discovered Alka
Seltzer." "A hangover is a withdrawal
from a drug," said Kilbourne.
"If you're having a bad hangover,
you're suffering withdrawal."
Kilbourne added, "A blackout is
when you're conscious, but jon't
remember the next day what happened.
It's a serious form of withdrawal
and if it occurs, one should
get help."
"Alcoholism is a disease," said
Kilbourne. "It has little to do with
will power, as does any other disease."
She also said, "There is no
such thing as a typical alcoholic.
Less than five percent are on Skid
Row. An alcoholic is far more
likely to be a man or woman over
30, with a family, home and job."
"We don't know the causes.
There is no common denominator.
The only known relationship is that
all alcoholics see alcohol as the
most important thing in their
lives," stated Kilbourne. Advertisers
know this, and use it heavily
throughout the ads.
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a Xgllight Show" drummpr 3 Thursday. April 19,1984
Shaughnessy to perform with Ensemble
fh W Sh0W ia22 drunu"er
Ed Shaughnessy, whose lively and
extraordinarily precise percussive
style has formed the rhythmic nucleUS
the acclaimed Tonight
Show Orchestra for 20 years will
perform with the Parkside Jazz Ensemble
I at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May
8, in the Communication Arts Theater.
The ensemble is directed by
Parkside music professor Tim Bell.
Tickets are $3 for students and $5
for the general public and can be
purchased at the campus Union Information
Center. All seats are reserved.
For more information, call
553-2345. Shaughnessy *s Parkside
appearance is sponsored by the university's
Fine Arts Division.
Shaughnessy also will give a
drum clinic the day of his performance
with the ensemble. The clinic,
free to persons who show their tickets
to the evening performance,
and $2 for others, will be at 3.30
p.m. in the Communication Arts
Theater. Shaughnessy will demonstrate
basic drum principles and
techniques.
Shaughnessy joined the Tonight
Show Orchestra in 1964 and has
CPD
performed with it ever since. In
1975 he established his own 17-
piece band, the Ed Shaughnessy
Energy Force, with which he tours
occasionally.
A native of New Jersey, he is active
as a drum clinician at universities
and high schools throughout
the U.S. and has composed a number
of original pieces for jazz
bands, including "Nigerian Walk"
and "Blues Detambour."
He has been featured on a number
of albums, including "Rhapsody
for Now," with Tonight Show
orchestra director Doc Severinsen;
"Afro American Sketches," with o'.
Nelson; and "Broadway Basie's
Way," with Count Basie.
The Parkside Jazz Ensemble I
has earned a reputation as consistently
one of the finest young jazz
ensembles in the Midwest. Parkside
jazz ensembles have won "outstanding
band" honors four times
at the prestigious Midwest Jazz
Festival at Elmhurst (111.) Colle ge,
winning the latest honor at the festival's
most recent competition last
year.
Two members of the current ensemble
received individual awards
for outstanding musicianship in the
1983 festival. Steve Jacob, of Kenosha,
on saxophone, and Tim Fox,
of Racine, on trumpet, were recognized
as the Parkside Jazz Ensemble's
outstanding musicians; and Fox
was ranked second among outstanding
musicians of the entire
festival.
Director Bell, who teaches woodwinds
as Well as jazz at Parkside,
earned bachelor's and master's degrees
in music education from
North Texas State University,
where he was a member of the
famed One O'Clock Lab Band for
five years, including service as a
graduate student director and lead
alto saxophonist for two years.
Bell performed with name bands
and top entertainers including Tom
Jones, Glenn Campbell, Jack
Benny, Bobby Vinton, Rich Little
and Burt Bacharach. Since coming
to Parkside in 1975, he also has performed
on saxophone with the Milwaukee
Symphony Orchestra, as
well as with many classical ensembles
in southeast Wisconsin.
He frequently performs as a sideman
in Chicago with the Ralph
Berger orchestra for commercial
and jazz engagements.
* "**• i
"Tonight Show" drummer Ed Shaughnessy will join the Parkside
Jazz Ensemble I for a May 8 concert.
Correction
The Corporation for Professional
Development was incorrectly identified
in the Communication Colloquia
story last week. Ranger
regrets the error.
Ranger
needs
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Students tflearn by doing 99
by J ennie Tunldeicz
News Editor
"Learning by doing" is the philosophy
maintained by the Corporation
for Professional Development,
an organization which is concerned
with enhancing the learning experiences
for themselves, other students
and the community.
The organization was formed in
Spring 1983 under the auspices of
the Communication Department
students who "wanted to take the
skills and competencies learned in
the classroom and apply them to
real life," said Traci Fordham,
CPD Information Services Coordinator.
CPD has sponsored many workshops
and colloquia for students
and plans more for the future. The
group will host Ralph Stayer, Chief
Executive Officer of Johnsonville
Sausage, on April 25. The group
also is in charge of Communication
Internships, held a workshop at
Capsule College and hosted Communication
Major Alumni panel
discussions and many other activities.
Fordham said that CPD members
are encouraged to "take their
competencies and interests and expand
on them by creating their own
type of program or job." An example
of this philosophy is the
CPD Inreach/Outreach Program.
Susan Moles', Inreach/Outreach
Coordinator's, interests lie in public
speaking. Her job is to bring people
on the campus from the community
to speak as well as take university
people to speak in the community.
"We plan these programs to help
students learn...to help students
'shed their student skins.' In other
words, we help them take the
things that they have learned in the
classroom and apply them to other
things," said Fordham.
One goal of CPD, according to
Fordham, is to enhance the quality
of student graduates. Membership
in CPD helps these students gain
experience in their area of interest.
"We do many things students
would be unable to do outside the
classroom," she said. Preparing
surveys, reports, proposals and brochures
are some of the skills required
by businesses which CPD members
learn. "I feel that I am much
more prepared to go out and do
things in the business world now
that I have been in the corporation,"
said Fordham.
CPD is run primarily by communication
students. Some of the
more active members include Steve
Schreiner, Chief Executive officer;
Jeff McKelvie and Jane Proesel, internship
program; Moles, Inreach/
Outreach Program; and Eric
Elsmo, information services; and
Fordham, Information Services and
Inreach/Outreach Program.
Fordham added about CPD,
"What it is all about is to not just
sit back and go through the grind,
but to really get something out of
the university and the classroom
setting...going beyond being a student
and being professional within
the school setting."
Students interested in obtaining
more information about the Corporation
for Professional Development
can contact Prof. David Habbel,
Comm Arts 224, ext. 2017,
Schreiner or Fordham.
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ActorT former teacher
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* Brown enjoys Parkside's stage of life by Ric k Luehr -—-— *
I want to be flexible enough not
to be considered a 'black actor,' but
just an actor."
Julian Brown, actor and former
teacher is completing his second
year at Parkside. He is working on
his second degree, his first being an
education degree from UWM. He
says that he is "over 25", single and
has an 8 year old son who lives in
Milwaukee.
Brown says one reason he picked
Parkside was its proximity to Milwaukee."
Another factor that was
very important was (Parkside
drama professor) Lee Van Dyke."
Lee sent me tickets to a show
here. When I came down and
talked to Lee, I was impressed by
him. He sort of caught my ear and
eye, and I thought that it would be
a good experience to work with
him."
Brown has- been accepted in the
graduate acting program at Temple
University in Philadelphia, making
this his last semester at Parkside.
He has also been accepted at the
Goodman Theatre in Chicago, Oklahoma
State, and Michigan State.
"But I've decided on Temple, so
I'll be moving to Philadelphia for
three years," he said. I don't know
a I've been lucky. I've played a wide
contrast of roles. I've been given the
opportunity to pick up different angles
and go in different directions. There's
still so much that I have to learn."
Julian Brown
exactly what it's going to bring. I
think they have a fairly interesting
program. The people that I've met
there from the program and talked
to have all been fairly impressive."
Another thing he likes about
Temple is its nearness to New York
City. It's about two hours from
Philly to New York, so I'm close to
the things that go on. They open
many plays that eventually go to
Broadway in Philadelphia and it's
on the east coast.
Brown lived on the west coast, in
L A. for four years and said he
didn't particularly like what's going
on out there. "I much prefer what's
going on out on the east coast.
There's a sort of laid back approach
to life on the west coast. I remember
one day, I went to the barber
and there was a sign in the window
that said "Closed for the day, gone
to the beach." I mean, I need a
haircut, I've got a job interview,
and this guy's gone to the beach.
People in New York are more conscious
of what they're doing."
Brown feels ready for the
change. "I think that the motivational
forces that you get on the
east coast are much sharper than
you get on the west coast because
people are up and aggressive and
out there at six in the morning
doing it, whereas people in L.A. are
on the beach playing volleyball. It's
a totally different lifestyle, and I'm
ready for that."
Of course, after college, Brown
would like to work professionally as
an actor.
"An ideal situation for me would
be to manage my own time, teach,
and be able to work professionally.
I wouldn't need to be working back
to back all the time. If I could manage
my money so that I could do
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Student, actor, former teacher Julian Brown
one or two shows a year, and then
have some time to spend writing,
play my flute, and just live, spending
lots of time with my son, it
would be ideal. Of course, not in
that order because my son is at the
top of the list."
Brown looks back on his two
years at Parkside as being a basically
positive time.
" It will always be part of my
life. There are a lot of people that
IH meet again somewhere. The for-
.mulation of fr iendships is not some-
* thing that just flakes off. I guess
I've learned that in the last couple
of years, because there are people
from this area that I'm going to
stay in touch with, so that my
phone bill keeps up it's $150 average.
I think that I have made some
real and true friends here, " he
said.
The time at Parkside has also
been a great learning experience.
"There's two ways of learning. You
learn from what the instructor says,
and you learn from the culture, so
it's like subteaching. I remember
when I first got to Parkside, walking
down the hall and people saying
'hello". This was on the heels of
coming for L.A. where people will
walk aU over you. So I knew immediately
that I was in a different environment,
and I found a lot of
things that were positive about
that. There is a lot of sincerity in
people. On the other hand, there's
a lot of 'Peyton Place' type stuff
going on. The small town, closed
ipinded thinking. But, aU in all it's
nice."
Among his roles in Parkside
plays are Petey in "The Birthday
5^-'' Panisse in "Ring Round
The Moon", Private Meek in "Too
True To Be Good," and his present
role as La Fleche in "The Miser "
I ve been lucky. I've played a wide
contrast of roles. I've been given
the opportunity to pick up different
angles and go in different directions.
There's still so much that I
have to learn."
One of the things that he has
learned is that he enjoys studio theater.
"You can hear people
breathe, you can feel them in your
space. Your concentration has to be
right there because if it's not,
you're going to trip over someone's
feet and fall into the audience. I
like that challenge."
Another thing Brown enjoys is
the summer productions at Parkside.
"Last year's summer shows
were the first time I had ever done
summer stock. We, in essence, rehearse
for two weeks and put on a
play. It was so frightening to me
only having two weeks to rehearse.
But I'd like to get the chance to do
it again. It gave me a great respect
for the rehearsal process.
An incident that occured during
last summer's production showed
the dedication to acting that Brown
has. "This woman went through a
stop sign and I was going about
thirty miles per hour on my motorcycle.
I slammed into the side of
her car, flew over it, and flipped
three times. They took me to the
hospital in an ambulance. I got up
out of the hospital and went to re
hearsal. About midway through,
however, my body said 'Don't you
realize that you've been in a motorcycle
accident', and I just sort of
folded up."
Brown said that if he could play
any role, it would be "Othello."
"Maybe it will have significance for
me, I'm, not sure why, but it's
something that kind of lays there
more than anything else. I would
like to be able to do the role differently
than any of the other great actors
who have played the role. I'm
speaking of people like James Earl
Jones, Anthony Hopkins and Paul
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RANGER
5 Thursday, April 19,1984
AT&T to headline annual Computer Fair
\nd ??" de's s,udMl t he the mai "Computer Networking and Tel „ ..
ecommunications" will be the
theme of the eighth annual Computer
Fair at Parkside, to be held
from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday,
April 28, in Main Place of the Wyllie
Library/Learning Center.
The event, sponsored by Parkside's
student chapter of the National
Association of Computing Machinery,
will feature demonstrations
and presentations by four major
corporations and 17 area vendors.
Admission is $1 and entrance is
through the Communication Arts
Building on the southwest end of
Club Events
Dart Team Phi Gamma Nu
The UWPDT is proud to announce
Corporate Sponsorship T-shirt
and Hat Day"
On April 27, th e Dart Team Antagonism
Committee will sponsor
this event. To participate all you
have to do is wear your favorite
corporate T-shirt or hat or both.
Any t ype of advertising will do including
the likes of Miller, Pabst,
Old Style, Peanut Butter or Twinkies
(Nick's personal favorite).
The Dart Team will not meet on
Friday, April 20 in observance of
Good Friday. Not to mention the
fact that the campus will close at
noon, thereby preventing us from
using the Rec Center.
Veterans' Club
On Saturday, April 28 the Veterans'
Hub will be going waterskiing
at Brown's Lake. The trip is
open to anyone brave enough to
battle the cold water. Rich Welbon,
President of the Vets Club, said
that when he went to test the water
temperature at Browns Lake, he
stuck his hand in and pulled out an
ice cube.
All are welcome to attend whether
you d ecide to try waterskiing or
not. The Vets Club will provide the
boat, the gas and two water skis.
Beer and soda are to be provided
by the guests themselves.
This opening day event will begin
at 1 p.m. If the activity is rained
out it will be postponed until further
notice.
Psychology Club
The Psychology Club will hold a
meeting on Wednesday, April 25 a t
1 p.m. in Molinaro 311. Dr . David
Beach will be discussing the Fall
1984 schedule. All interested students
are encouraged to attend.
Do you know where you're going
to live after you graduate? If you
don't, come and hear Shirley Schmerling
as she speaks on "Housing
after Graduation." Learn where to
look and how much you can expect
to spend. Everyone is welcome, so
join us at 1 p.m. on Wednesday
April 25 in Union 207.
NUP
Students for the National Unity
Party will meet on Wednesday,
April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 165.
BSO
The Black Student Organization
(BSO) will hold elec tions of officers
for the 1984-85 academic year on
Monday, April 23 in Molinaro 107 at
1 p.m.
Persons nominated for President
include Dwight Mosby, Calvin Singleton
and Ernestine Weisinger.
Vice-President nominations include
Greg Holcomb, Dwight Mosby and
Derek Thurman. Nominated for
Secretary are Danita Baker, Hope
Bowden, Joyce House, Hope Jones
and Karling Thurman. Those nomT
nated for Treasurer include Greg
Holcomb, Jill Killian and Derek
Thurman. Activities Coordinator
nominations include Danita Baker,
Dwight Mosby, Napoleon Scarborough
and Derek Thurman.
Students running for the above
positions will provide statements
about their qualifications at Monday's
meeting. All voting must be
completed at the close of that
meeting and no other votes will be
accepted after that time. Election
results will be published in the May
3 Ranger.
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the main academic complex. Parking
will be availabl e in the Communication
Arts lot.
The AT&T Company will headline
the fair with a display of its
new line of powerful Unix-based
terminals and heavy-duty line
printers. The terminals will be displayed
for the first time in the Midwest
at the fair, said Karen Norwood,
student coordinator of the
event.
In addition, AT&T will demonstrate
its 3B2 computer model and
will present a display titled,"The
History of Telecommunications
Museum."
A keynote address on computer
networking and telecommuications
will be presented at 3 p.m. in the
Union Cinema Thea ter by Maureen
McGraw, national networks marketing
manager for communications
products of Digital Equipment
Corporation in Massachusetts.
Other computer systems on display
will include those produced by
the Xerox, Sperry and Zenith corporations.
Norwood pointed out that the
event is an excellent oportunity for
people considering purchasing a
business or home computer to see
and compare many of the computers
on today's market. She said the
fair this year is stressing computer
systems suited to the needs of business,
and encouraged area businessmen
to "come to the fair."
This is the first time four major
corporations are participating in
the fair, demonstrating the latest in
hardware and software systems and
packages," Norwood s aid. "It will
be the biggest fair ever."
Last year 1000 persons attended,
she said.
TO:
FROM:
SUBJECT:
MEMORANDUM
March 15, 1984
All UW-Parkside Employees and Students
Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee
Stuart L. Rubner, Chair
Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel
Maureen Budowle Richard Keehn
Teoby Gomez Jeanne Buenker-Philllps
Nominations for Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award
.he award he/she will resignTrom 00—6 b6C°me 3 Ca"didate
ELIGIBILITY
CRITERIA
be esPeci,al|y distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the Univer
PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING
1. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at Information kiosks in
AlfoMhTr Mr RaCe 3nd at the Library/Learning Center C mulaWon Desk
All of the information requested on the form must be supplied
2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence, etc., would be appropriate.
3. Deadline for nominations is Monday, April 30 1984
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5. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation.
—to IMLerTime Questions may be directed to the Chair, Stuart L. Rubner, ext. 2576.
6 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER
Seminar examines
premenstrual syndrome
Ranger photo by Todd Herbst
Patricia Limburg, a counselor at Racine's Family Planning, Inc.,
spoke on premenstrual syndrome at last week's "Women's Studies"
seminar.
Library trivia winners
The winners in the Library Trivia
Quiz Contest are as follows:
Lydia Morrow won a $5 gift certificate
for the Union Sweet Shoppe
(sponsored by the Parkside Union).
Mark Rau won a pizza (sponsored
by Food Service).
Dean Hervat won a $3 gift certificate
for the Campus book store
(sponsored by the Parkside Campus
Store).
A pair of passes to the Union
Cinema (sponsored by PAB) will be
given to each winner. Prizes must
be picked up from Donna Nicholson,
L/LC by Friday, April 27.
by Kari Dixon
The annoying and sometimes debilitating
problem of premenstrual
syndrome (PMS) can be alleviated
with vitamins and a proper diet and
exercise routine, according to Patricia
Limburg, counselor at Family
Planning Inc., of Racine, who
spoke at the Women's Studies seminar
last Wednesday.
According to Limburg, it is estimated
that from five to forty percent
of the female population suffers
from PMS, but she believes the
numbers are higher. PMS, by definition,
is any symptom or complaint
that is present before menstruation.
To actually be PMS, the
symptoms must be present sometime
after ovulation and before or
during the bleeding.
PMS can be mild, moderate or
severe. "The majority of the symptoms
of PMS are associated with
the fact that the body is retaining
water," Limburg said. "Some
women just refuse to leave the
house during this time."
The reason that PMS is surrounded
by some controversy is because
it is hard to determine scientifically.
"There are no tests to diagnose
PMS," Limburg continued.
"Because it is women-related and
women-reported, there has been
some resistance from the medical
community."
The symptoms of PMS are varied.
The more common include bloating,
sore breasts, lower backache,
nausea, food cravings, depression
and lethargy. The more uncommon
ones include sinus trouble, vision
problems, fainting, panic attacks,
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spontaneous bruising and joint and
muscle pain. Because some of these
symptoms can indicate other problems
besides PMS, Limburg suggests
that all suspected PMS sufferers
have complete physicals to
rule out other medical causes for
the problems. PMS, according to
Limburg, is often hereditary and
can worsen or begin near menopause.
The women who suffer from
PMS tend also to have weight problems
and usually cannot tolerate
the birth control pill.
"The usual medical treatment
for PMS is a diuretic to relieve the
bloating and a tranquilizer to relieve
the tension," Limburg said.
"This is really no good."
Instead of the more traditional
treatment, Limburg suggested a
different route. The first step is
keeping a PMS diary to see exactly
what symptoms occur at exactly
what time. The cause of PMS, Lim-
Continued from Page 5
The Fourth Annual Parkside International
Computer Problem-
Solving Contest for elementary,
junior and senior high school students
will be held in conjunction
with the fair. The local section of
the contest will take place at Parkside,
with other segments being
held at schools and colleges around
the Midwest.
Hardware and software vendors
participating in the fair include,
For Sale
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Personals
LORE: IT'S been one year. I love
you — Gre g.
LORIE: I love you — Y up.
JULIE AND Dave, keep your
clothes on off-campus. Friskie.
FRISKIE: THAT'S not possible.
Julie and Dave.
J & D Hey love, I really missed
you. Smoke a bomb? D.G.
D.G. I came a long way, I quit
smoking!! J&D.
I DON'T care what anyone says, I
like Parkside. Robibaby
STUDS: DO the skeleton face til it
scares me. Zemog.
A.K.A. CUDDLE Bear, Creating
Respiratory problems in elevators.
SLY
"AWESOME YY," Fan club information.
Inquire at Union Square.
JOEY: YOU dancing maniac —
have your feet recovered yet?
burg said, is due to a vitamin deficiency,
and high doses of B6, potassium
and magnesium are prescribed
by Family Planning. A special
low salt diet that also eliminates all
caffiene (including chocolate, tea,
coffee and Coke) and aerobic-like
exercises at least three times a
week are also recommended to
help the body deal with the problems
of water retention. One vitamin,
called Optivite, has been a
great help to some of the women,
Limburg said.
"PMS is still more like witchcraft
than science," she said.
"Women must rely on each other to
read the symptomatology," she
said. Perhaps the only good aspect
of PMS is that it often results in an
increased libido prior to menstruation.
"Some women really love sex
at that time of the month," she
concluded.
from Racine, Colortron Computers,
Office Equipment Corp. (which will
be presenting a display in conjunction
with the Zenith Corp.), Radio
Shack and Computer Sales, Inc.;
from Kenosha, Duke's Electronic
Service Ltd., Heinzen Computer
Consultants Ltd. and Kane Associates;
and from Milwaukee, Successful
Software, Vision Computer Systems,
Media Management and Magnetics,
Soft House and North Shore
Computers.
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SNUGGLE BUNNY - I long for
your love. Fred.
GEE WHIZZERS!!!!
FRED: EAT Dung and live—Snugglebunny.
HEY WHIT: I got a reprieve. No
bars for this boy. K.
GIRLS AT P.U. — I 'm not available
any more. Baby Animal.
GUYS AT P.U. I'm available. Baby
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BABY ANIMAL welcome aboard:
the fellows pierced in the pink.
FELLOWS IN pink. We want Baby
Animal back, the girls.
GIRLS AND fellows in pink, He's
mine! Debbie.
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DEBBIE AND Baby Animal live
happily ever after.
BLANCHE: WE'RE so clever!
Stop telling me to not get out of my
car!!!
MOLLY: IF no one else wants to,
I'll be chairman of the parade, but
only if the Association allows that.
They tend to send letters acknowledging
how much people owe...how
rude!
PAT: GET THE LIGHTER RUG!
THE DARK ONE IS TOO BUSY!!!
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and John Muskuhn Racine rehearsed a scene from Moliere's class
farce The Miser, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside dramati
arts discipline s spring mam stage production to be performed on Fr
days, April 27 and May 4, and Saturdays, April 28 and May 5. All pei
formances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater.
Plays at Parkside
4The Miser'
arrives
Moliere's classic comedic farce
"The Miser," a play that reveals
human vice and folly with irrepressible
joy, is the Parkside dramatic
arts discipline's Spring main
stage production, directed by Prof.
Lee Van Dyke.
The play will be performed over
two consecutive weekends, on Fridays
April 27 and May 4, and on
Saturdays April 28 and May 5. All
performances are at 8 p.m. in the
Communication Arts Theater.
"The Miser," a 17th century
French play that sets the standards
by which comedy and comic acting
have ever since been judged, concerns
Harpagon, the central character
who is determined to spend as
little money as possible.
Harpagon takes to holding onto
his money so obsessively that he
becomes convinced that his servants
are robbing him, and he buries
his money in the garden rather
than trust it to a bank.
He doesn't approve of the money
his son spends on clothing, and he
wants to marry off his daughter to
the first man who will have her
without a dowry — n o matter how
old he is.
The miser's children meet and
fall in love with people they intend
to marry, but Harpagon announces
his own wedding plans: he' will
marry the girl with whom his son is
in love, and his wealthy friend will
marry his (Harpagon's) daughter.
Van Dyke said the resolution of this
situation is sure to inspire laughter
in the audience.
"In writing his plays, Moliere
drew frequently upon the Italian
form called 'Comedia deU'arte,'
which is based on improvisation,
stock characters and 'lazzi,' or
small comedic pieces," Van Dyke
said. "Modern equivalents of that
style of comedy include the walk of
Charlie Chaplin, the famous 'Who's
on First' exchange between Abbott
and Costello and the contemporary
Second City troupe from Chicago."
Van Dyke said Moliere's humor
is universal and has endured for
three centuries. "It's astonishing to
find out how fresh Moliere's characters
and situations are — and
those characters and situations
form the basis of Moliere's
humor."
Van Dyke called Moliere "one of
the funniest people in history. Moliere
was the Shakespeare of
France, except that he concerned
himself exclusively with comedy."
Cast members of the play include
Steve Orth, Scott Reichelsdorf,
Mary Beth Kelleher and Andrew
Brhel, Kenosha; Paula Boehler,
John Muskulin, Rebecca Julich,
Bill Serpe and James Walker, Ra-
Continued on Page 10
"Beef" gives the beef
on alcohol policies
Astute readers will probably
have noticed by now that the administration
is debating on possible
new alcohol policies in the Union.
As this will likely affect nearly
every student on campus, I decided
to nip down to the administration
offices and ask "Beef" O'Jooce, director
of student responsibility,
about the proposed changes.
Responding to the charges that
the new policies were 'assinine' and
'mindless,' O'Jooce quickly stood
up to the administration's critics.
"Basically, we wanted to cut
down on under-age drinking without
detering our older population
from the occasional quick one with
their friends. I believe we have
reached a comfortable compromise."
said Beef.
"We had to focus on two main
problems. The first was actually
stopping minors from purchasing
alcohol, and the second was to cut
out the sharing of drinks by seniors."
' 'Our One-Beer-Per-Trip-To-Bar
policy was a bit lax, so now all purchases
of beer and wine must be
accompanied by on-the-spot blood
tests, urine analysis, presentation of
birth certificates and passports plus
retina scan and fingerprint matching.
"As the whole process should
take less than an hour, we feel it
will be unlikely to dissuade our
older drinkers," he quipped.
Regarding the heinous crime of
drink-sharing, "Beef" announced
new administrative policies designed
to combat this lethal wrongdoing.
"Actually, we've been toying
with the idea of lacing all drinks
with small but lethal doses of cyanide,"
acknowledged O'Jooce,
"which, believe you me, will cut
down on this beer-sharing business
something drastic."
However, there were dissenters
to this plan.
"Yea, the chancellor wimped out
again," said "Beef," with a trace of
bitterness in his voice. "That pansy
by
John
Kovalic
Feature Editor
was afraid of t he reaction from parents.
What a wimp."
The new policies are somewhat
less drastic.
"Anyway, we finally decided to
cut down on the size of drinks
again. After playing around with
the idea of just pouring the drinks
right down their yaps, we started
thinking of reinstating the one-and
two-ounce glasses. Eventually we
cut that out. Too f—liberal, if you
ask me."
"The size of a large beer," he
continued, the pitch of his voice
reaching dangerous altitudes, "was
finally decided to be no more than
that of a fair-sized thimble."
But that is just the beginning, he
indicated. \
"At the moment, we're just putting
the finishing touches on an
amendment to really cut down on
sharing.
"All wine and beer glasses are to
be encased in three tons of molten
lead and concrete and buried in a
secret location somewhere in the
Rockies," he said, grinning broadly.
"And if that doesn't work, we'll
just shoot the bastards."
* * * * * * * * * *
What with the Democratic primaries
well on the way, and what
with a new government at the helm
of Parkside's student body, I decided
it was time to put my one political
science class to good use. I
therefore offer the following as a
list of laws, by-laws and proprosals
any aspiring political candidate
would do well to include in future
manifestos.
Take heed, Gary Hart. These are
the real new ideas.
• Anyone caught saying
"Where's the Beef?" should first be
publicly flogged, to be followed by
not less than a hail of small arms
fire.
• All cafeteria cheeseburgers
should be labeled with the warning,
'Not to be taken internally.'
• Public humiliation of person
or persons found wearing 'I Love
Michael Jackson' buttons, to be followed
by a two-year term locked in
a small box in Utah.
• The force-feeding of male hormones
to the afore-mentioned Jackson,
with serious thoughts about
the same for Boy George, Richard
Simmons and the Smurfs.
• Give accounting majors their
own room in Molinaro Hall. Lock
them in it.
• Make it legal to beat person or
persons sadistically about the head
with a large blunt object upon the
utterance, 'Have a Nice Day.'
• Ban California.
• Restrict the sales of coffee
shoppe bagels as lethal weapons,
especially when used in hand-tohand
combat or ingested.
• Immediate withdrawal of all
US combat forces from Lebanon
and Central America followed by
the invasion of Akron, Ohio.
• Record conversations between
communications majors and play
back recordings to same. Wait for
resulting hemorrhaging.
8 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER
Student art
Art show successes
Ranger photo by Michael Kailas
Students whose art is currently on exhibit include (left to right) Bill
Grieder (Library Purchase Award), Frank Mandli (Award Recipient),
Karen Cairo (Honorable Mention), Kenneth J. Kangas (Best of Show
and Honorable Mention), Brian Passino (Award Recipient), Deb Rolling
(President, Art Addicts), Karen Roszkowski and Bob Ludwig
(Honorable Mentions).
PLO se
on campus
A juried show of works by Parkside
art students featuring an impresive
array of art forms including
painting, sculpture, ceramics and
mixed media is on display in the
Communication Arts Gallery
through Thursday, May 3.
Gallery hours are from 1 to 6
p.m. Monday through Thursday; in
addition the gallery is open from 7
to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday.
The juried exhibit includes 56
works selected from 141 entries by
juror Joseph Wilfer, a widely recognized
papermaker, typographist and
graphic designer who is a visiting
professor at UW-Madison.
Wilfer selected the works on the
basis of creativity, innovation and
use of materials.
The show is sponsored by a student
club, the Art Addicts, and by
the Parkside Art Discipline in the
Fine Arts Division, and includes
three cash awards and four honorable
mentions along with a Parkside
library purchase award.
The first prize, of $40, was awarded
to Kenneth J. Kangas, of Kenosha
for his work titled "Sunday
Night," a birch veneer woodcut depicting
a cozy domestic scene featuring
enormously dramatic contrasts
between light and darkness,
geometric and fluid shapes and
horizontal and vertical lines.
Kansas, 34, is a junior who works
third shift at the Chicago & Northwestern
Transportation Co. as a
yard clerk and attends Parkside
part-time during the day.
He said "Sunday Night" is a depiction
of his two children, Carey,
8, and Cassie, 6, on a typical Sunday
night lying in front of the TV
set in the living room.
Kangas also won an honorable
mention for his oil painting titled
"Thirteenth Avenue," which shows
a real-life two story structure at
13th Ave. and 52nd St. in Kenosha,
the first floor of which is a tavern,
with the second floor housing
apartments.
The work communications a
sense of loneliness and isolation in
the tradition of urban-based artists,
Kangas said.
In addition, Kangas had a third
work accepted in the show. It is a
warmly colored acrylic painting
titled "Extirpator," which depicts,
on a grand scale, ordinary objects
including a mouse trap, button and
cleaning brush in a cardboard box.
Kangas, who was supervised in
the creation of "Sunday Night" by
Parkside art professor Douglas
Devinny, slyly incorporates gently
humorous touches in his work.
"Sunday Night," a woodcut, includes
a wood-carved dude in one
corner "watching over the children."
"Thirteenth Avenue" features
a one-way sign pointing in the
direction of the tavern entrance,
and "Extirpator" depicts a "Never-
Miss" brand mouse trap that has
been sprung, and "guess what,
there's no mouse," Kangas said.
He said, "I was overwhelmed
just to be accepted in the show. I'm
really honored. I know there are a
lot of extremely talented and hardworking
art students being taught
by high-quality art faculty at Parkside.
This show really means something
to me."
A cash award of $25 went to second-
place winner Brian Passino, of
Kenosha, for his giant and flamboyantly
fluid oil painting titled
"Flight," which gives the viewer
the impression of flying over a
strange and fascinating yellow,
green and red planet, approaching
an unfolding horizon.
A $15 c ash price went to Frank
Mandli, of Racine, who took third
place for his intriguing "Pig H," a
ceramic, feminine-faced pig bedecked
in sparkling necklaces and
dangling from slings in mid-air.
A lithograph by William Grieder,
Racine, titled "Baby's Ride,"
which shows a bemused baby sitting
in a baby carriage along with a
huge dog won the $75 UW-Parkside
Library Purchase Award. The work
will be put on permanent display in
the Library.
Other honorable mentions were
awarded to Robert Ludwig of Racine
for a polyester resin piece
titled "Struggle;" Karen Cairo of
Kenosha for an acrylic and mixed
media work called "Creation;" and
Karen Roszkowski for a copper and
wood piece titled "Musical Reflections."
by Nick Thome
The Parkside Liberation Organization
(PLO) is the newest group to
seek major organization status.
The PLO was formed early this
semester to further the rights and
freedoms of concerned students
who feel special interest groups and
members of the administration are
discouraging the "American way of
life" as set forth by our forefathers.
Recently I had the opportunity to
interview the man in charge of the
PLO at the regional headquarters.
The following is a condensed version
of the conversations we had.
Q. Colonel Keck, why was the
PLO formed?
A. The members of the Parkside
Liberation Organziation are disgusted
by the hypocrisy of special interest
groups such as Women
Against Pornography. They complained
bitterly last year when
Parkside showed the soft porn
movie "Emanuelle," but they
didn't say one word during the Foreign
Film Festival when an underaged
male child was graphically sodomized
to death.
Q. What are the PLO's feelings
about the Union's projected alcohol
policies?
A. We were shocked by the elimination
of pitchers and carafes.
Never before has there been a complaint
about the 17 year old students
who came into the Union. We
feel the Alcohol Awareness Committee
is a bunch of namby-pamby,
undersexed eunuchs with nothing
better to do with their lives than to
make other people unhappy.
Q. By what means do you maintain
your organization?
A. We have sufficient funding
from the private sector, in addition
to the support from students, who
feel as we do. We have the proper
equipment and training to counteract
the tainted menace that has
been overshadowing the real pursuit
of happiness at Parkside.
Q. If there was one change you
could make tomorrow here at Parkside,
what would it be?
A. We would terminate the Corporate
Sponsorship Committee.
The PLO was appalled at the elimination
of corporate sponsored
events such as Old Style night and
Miller night. These events were immensely
popular with the students
since their beginning when the university
first opened its doors. For
some reason unknown to the average
adult, the corporate sponsorship
committee and the alcohol awareness
committee have deemed college
students incapable of deciding
how much alcohol they should consume
on any given occasion.
Maybe they believe that we are
not the future of this beloved country,
but potential criminals who
upon touching our lips to a cup of
beer succumb to ancient animal desires
and immediately rape and pillage
the surrounding community
leaving nothing that even remotely
resembles human life forms in our
wake. Were these people playground
directors in another life
who feel compelled to treat us as if
we are mindless, whimpering
brats?
What was the Alcohol Awareness
Committee? Why did they disband,
leaving their totalitarian measures
intact? Do they fear social retribution
to such an extent that they
would depart before an outraged
student body could physically state
its objection? We think so.
Q. Colonel Keck, what is the
American way of life?
A. The American way of life is a
feeling of self expression. The
United States is the only country
that believes in the individual, yet
we are being subverted by outside
factions that want to incorporate us
into a homogeneous pool of garbage.
I and my group aren't going
to let that happen here. We will
prevail.
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Ask Dr. Bill 9 Thursday, April 19,1984
'Twinkie" girl gripes Depaarr DDrr.. BBiillll,. t j to the doctor
I have a boyfriend who thinks
that taking a girl on a date means
accompanying me to the nearest
snack-bar and treating me to a
Twinkie. He also thinks it is real
cute when he and his friends cut
the cup out of his mother's bra and
wear it as a yarmulke to the mall.
He offered to drive me to school
once and made me ride on the
handlebars of his Big Wheel. Do
you think that a college girl might
be too mature for a fifth-grader?
Am I expecting too much?
Signed.
Unsure
Dear Unsure,
Your boyfriend sounds like he is
kicking up his heels a little too
much. My three years of fifth grade
never found me pulling stunts like
that. Give him hormone shots.
Dear Dr. Bill,
I have been afraid to write you
because I have a feeling you've
been written to a lot and I was
afraid I might suffer by comparison.
I'm from Chicago, but I'm
stuck in a small town with a bunch
of degenerate freaks. My best
friend is a wimp who doesn't know
his left from his right and my girl
friend is a minister's daughter who
freely admits that she's not a virgin.
They don't even allow music or
dancing here! What can I do?
Signed,
Screwloose
Dear Screwloose,
Well I think that you should quit
Chamber
music
A free public recital of ten chamber
compositions written by Parkside
music major Michael E. Edgerton
will be performed at 8 p.m. on
Friday, April 27, in Communication
Arts Room D-118.
The works, which will include
three compositions for flute, voice
and guitar and three pieces for a
mixed woodwind and string quintet,
will be performed by about a
dozen Parkside music students in
various ensembles.
Edgerton, a senior, will perform
as a vocalist in the recital.
A n ative of S turtevant, Edgerton
has studied composition with Parkside
music professor August Wegner
for the last two years, and has
sung in chamber groups under
Parkside music professors Frank
Mueller and William Weinert.
In addition, he has studied under
a number of area voice instructors,
including Mary Christensen, Carol
Irwin and Martha Dodds, and he
has performed with the Renaissance
Trio, an area vocal chamber
group.
After graduating from Parkside
this spring, Edgerton plans to continue
his music education by enrolling
in a graduate school of music,
where he will study composition.
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poems to realize that you
are correct. However, we on the
Ranger staff like to have Carl
around because he makes everyone
else look so much better.
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Good-day, happy Easter, and
welcome to another action-packed
WEEK AT THE PARK!!! Ru
more intelligent people out there
have probably realized, this weekend
is, as it were, a holiday weekend.
So, there isn't anything happening
out there, which leaves us
with...
Monday, April 23, "Kennedy's
Personal Life: Does It Really Matter?
' by Prof. Tom Reeves at 12:15
p.m. in Union 106. This program is
tree and open to the public.
Tuesday, 24th, Yes! Registration
nath begun for continuing students
Business
mistakes
explained
Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive officer
of Johnsonville Sausage, will
make a presentation entitled, "Confessions
of a Bungler: Mistakes I
Made and What I Learned From
Them," on Thursday, April 26 at 5
p.m. in Molinaro 107.
Topics under discussion will include
leaders and managers, are
they different?; various ways of
looking at organizations; what to
look for in organizations when you
graduate; and many other subjects
concerning leadership, business and
communication.
Stayer is being sponsored by the
Communication Inreach/Outreach
Program which operates under the
auspices of the Corporation for
Professional Development.
Stayer is a member of the Professional
Associates Program of the
Parkside Communication Department.
His last visit to Parkside was
PJJ1 of a highly successful series of
Modules with Professional Communicators"
that took place in the
spring semester 1983.
for fall semester in Main Place.
For you students who have questionable
grades this semester and
don't luiow if it is worth the effort
to register if you're going to get
kicked out of school anyway, the
movie classic "Casablanca" will be
shown at 7 p.m. in the Union
Cinema. The movie is rated G and
runs for 102 minutes. Admission is
free, sponsored by PAB.
A basic course on investment
strategies starts at 7 p.m in
Molinaro 107 by Beth Janicek of
Shearson American Express. Call
553-2047 for reservations.
Wednesday, 25th, Registration
for fall semester continues in Main
Place for continuing students. So
i i
for all of you freshmen with names
beginning with the letters W, X, Y
or Z, get your little selves 'down
there or you won't get the Music
Appreciation class you wanted
A seminar entitled "Sex Roles in
Grandparenting," by Prof. Jeanne
Thomas will be held at noon in
Union 106 (busy room!). The program
is free and open to the public.
For the majority of you grandparents
who already have your sex
roles in order, the PAB Coffeehouse
is featuring Michael Gulezian
from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8
p.m. to 10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar.
All are welcome; admission is
free, and of course this gala event
is sponsored by those real fun guvs
down at PAB.
us covert
The Miser" opens
cine; and Julian Brown and John
Weatherall, Jr., Milwaukee.
Linda Springer, Kenosha, is serving
the production as assistant to
the director and stage manager.
Set designer for the production is
Skelly Warren, and costume designer
is Judith Tucker Snider, both
Parkside dramatic arts professors.
John Schoenoff, Parkside's technical
theater manager, is lighting
director.
Major drama critics have praised
the enduring quality of Moliere's
The Miser." Clive Barnes of the
New York Times wrote, "Only the
French can write this kind of play,
and even they have lost the knack."
Douglas Watt, writing for the
New York Daily News, said, " 'The
Miser' ranks high in Moliere's canon...
it is practically foolproof...and
in it we relish the dramatist's cool
appreciation of the foibles of men."
Advance tickets are $2.50 for senior
citizens, students and staff;
$3.50 for the general public. Tickets
at the door are $3 and $4. Tickets
can be obtained at the campus
Union Information Center, 553-2345
or at the Fine Arts Division Office.
553-2581.
A special matinee performance
for high school students and senior
citizens will be at 10 a.m. on Thursday,
May 3. The general public is
also invited. For more information
contact Judith Tucker Snider at
553-2702 or 553-2568.
Happy Easter
from the
Ranger staff
The Parkside Union
EASTER WEEKEND HOURS
Building and all its services closed
ss of noon Good Friday.
Good Friday food service
WLLC coffee shop only!
by Dick Oberbruner
In an effort to avoid nationwide
criticism, President Reagan is reportedly
giving covert aid to struggling
American farmers.
He has authorized the U.S. Agriculture
Department to launch a
secret relief fund for eight Midwestern
states: Illinois, Wisconsin,
Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas,
Nebraska and South Dakota. Hundreds
of small farms are selling out
due to financial difficulties.
The plowing of f ields will be performed
by migrant workers,
equipped with farm implements
supplied by the U.S. Army.
"The spring plowing will be completed,"
one agriculture official declared.
"Chalk up another win for
Washington."
Evidence for the need of help is
obvious - a $215 billion farm debt,
high corn prices raising feed costs
and devaluating land worth. All this
is taken in stride as Reagan promises
"ongoing resolution of the current
recession," and the "slow, but
eventual, buildup of agricultural
production."
"I will continue to monitor
America's small farmer as he pulls
up his own bootstraps," he said in
his weekly radio address.
Meanwhile, under his breath,
Reagan has bypassed congressional
spending authority and approved
emergency agricultural aid to Mid-
America.
Some 15,000 UW-funded migrants
are being used to pressure small
acreage farmers into agricultural
gains.
'"Die migrants represent an incentive
for small farmers to move
in a direction of belief in the system,
despite drawbacks in the
past," said another official.
Small farms are becoming victims
of large-scale business farms
that receive direct aid from an
otherwise trickle-down president.
With more money in the hands of
these business farmers, the small
farm is, realistically, losing ground.
They will soon become self-sustaining
enterprises, a reversion to pre-
Industrial Revolution days.
"America's breadbasket is bottoming
out," says Sen. Douglas
Furr (D-m.). "Under the Reagan
administration, farm production
has suffered from a great deal of
neglect. As a result, this entire
country will have to diet for the
next ten years to maintain its current
surplus."
In response to the accusation
that farmers are not receiving
enough aid, President Reagan said:
"•••This is preposterous. Farmers
are the backbone of our nation,
next to the armed forces. The federal
government spent record
amounts to protect farm incomes in
1983. The downfall of the American
farmer has not resulted from any
oversight of this administration "
Meanwhile, $348 million is being
pumped into these eight states.
Two-thirds of it goes to dairy
farmers, one-third to grain farmers.
The president has once again failed
to keep a covert operation
covert. As you may know, U. S.
military intervention in Central
America has been horrificaUy concealed
— li ke Minnesota Fats hiding
behind the eight ball.
Agriculture representatives are
in each of the depressed states, as
well, working with thousands of
farmers. They are advising them
how to spend federal money efficiently,
to ensure maximum output
and future stability.
In Kansas, official reports show
wheat farmers improving their predicament
through the purchase of
used machinery and the painting of
barns.
U S. reconnaissance flights surveyed
farm fields in Nebraska and
South Dakota and report soil conditions
to be "considerably damaged
by years of overuse and unpredictable
weather patterns." It goes on to
say only larger farms, with 200 o r
more acres of grain or pastureland,
will undoubtedly survive in the long
run.
Since 1970, farmers were thought
to be in good stead. But the farm
debt has nearly quadrupled from
$62 billion (of that year) to the current
$215 billion.
No wonder you can't buy a box
of cereal for less than a dollar.
Grain farmers are less worried
about making good, more worried
about making even.
In fine political double-talk.
President Reagan confirmed his be^
lief in the American farmer: "Mid-
America has become the stage for
bold attempts by farmers to unite
and solve their own economic problems.
They are the best judges of
their own woes.
"Smal l farmers i n eight
states...are being threatened by
economic nonexistence. Let it be
known that this administration recognizes
this fact, and will be watching
with anxious eyes as the rise of
the American farmer results in the
only, and proper, outcome."
Nonetheless, Americans have to
eat, and boy, will we pay for it.
Food prices will be high this summer;
restaurants will be hurting for
business. If a dangerously cold winter
isn't enough to ruin life support
systems, we have to suffer from
neglect.
Wait until Congress gets back
from recess and hears about this!
RANGEK
Softball 11 Thursday, April 19.1984
Women have five _
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by Patricia Cumbie
Sports Editor
During the past week the
women's softball team played five
games and won all of them. The
team was ranked 12th in the nation
last week, tied with Oklahoma Baptist.
The first double-header last Wednesday,
April 11, was against UWGreen
Bay, which is in its first year
as a university team. They do, however,
have strong fastpitch leagues
there over the summer. The first
game was a no-score for Green
Bay. Parkside won 6-0.
In the first inning the women
scored 2 runs. The second score
came when Pam Young hit the ball
into center field and Jackie Rittmer
ran in for the score.
Another good inning for the
women was the fifth. Karl Porter
S,ed « * «y ball to center
field; on the next pitch she stole
donhiJraUrt Laurenzi bunted and
to for Z bUnt 3nd Po rter ran
[IV f or the score. The next play
Laurenzi stole third, Renee Spear
was walked; and Lauren?,
sneaky move, scored
th™? Eay threat™-dt0 ™re ,n
the next inning with a triple. There
were already two outs and the next
batter up was out at first.
Michelle Martino pitched very
^Lyvnnnn "J?o natsh Cs tSelpXpthe din innin. 6' and then
rr«?g, that contributed to
S Was incons»stent
pitching. They walked many players
and changed pitchers often.
The next game Green Bay came
d more t'Eht. However, the
Parkside women beat them 3-2.
"n"0aCh ^inda ^raft commented,
Both of those games were well
played. It was nice to beat Green
Bay because they are District competition.
We now feel a lot more
confident about playing them."
During the weekend the women
played in the St. Francis tournament.
The competition was arranged
in pool play. There were four
teams in a pool and they played
against each other. First they played
Loras University and won 2-1.
Then they played Lewis and beat
them 5-0. They went into extra innings
against Illinois Central. The
game went eight innings and Parkside
won 3-2. Parkside was champion
of their pool.
Tennis
Still fighting
Men's baseball
Weather setbacks
by Patricia Cumbie
Sports Editor
The men's baseball team has
begun their season despite set
backs d ue to weather. Last Friday
they played against Carthage and
beat them 7-6 before they were
rained out. They played 5 V2 innings
before the rain started.
Duane McLean had a big day
against them and had the game
winning RBI. Another good performance
against Carthage was by
Dan Elverman, who pitched a winning
game.
Tuesday against Lewis the men
lost a double header, 4-1 and 4-2.
Two good pitching performances
came from Tim Sorenson and Sean
Patterson.
Offensively there were a few
problems. "We didn't have real
good hitting that game. Even
though that wasn't good, we should
have won. We had a lot of errors,"
commented Captain Dave Schwartz.
The following Monday, the team
played a double header against Chicago
Circle. They won the first
game 7-4. The game was played at
Carthage because the home field
was too wet. The big inning for
Parkside was the bottom of the
anH uJ men were down by one
and they came back with four runs
to win the game 7-4. Sean Patterson
did an outstanding job pitching. He
allowed only 5 hits and 4 runs; he
struck out five and only walked
one. Tom Weipert had the last
game-winning RBI.
The second game against Chicago
ended m a tie. The score was 5-5
and the game went into eight innings
when it got too dark to finish
the game. Highlights of the second
game were two hits by John Hyatt
and two by Scott Brzenk. Scott
Brooks also had a triple.
Beating Chicago Circle was satisfying
after being beaten by Lewis
Chicago is an NCAA Div. I team.
"We were really happy to beat
them, because after losing to Lewis
we were pretty down. We were
hoping to split the games. We know
we can play against them," Schwartz
said.
Their next games against Aurora
College and MSOE were cancelled
due to rain. Coach Ken Oberbruner
commented, "This is nothing new.
In all the years I've coached, we've
had about six to 16 games cancelled
in one season." The weather still
hasn't let up and it looks like there
will be a few more rain outs before
the season is over.
by Patricia Cumbie
Sports Editor
On a sunny, windy day last Tuesday,
the men's tennis team played
outdoors against UW-Oshkosh and
lost 0-9.
Some fight came from Brian
Langenbach, who competed against
Andy Phillip. The ending scores
were 6-2 and 6-3. The doubles team
Carson-Birch was defeated in the
first set 6-1, but came back to try to
win the second and lost 64.
Oshkosh is nationally ranked;
last year they played in the NAIA
and NCAA national tournament.
They are second in the state only to
UW-Madison.
Coach Richard Frecka said, "We
had some good matches, but Oshkosh
has the experience and the
quality. It really shows they are nationally
ranked."
The men had better luck during
their last two meets. They didn't
win, but they did put some scores
on the board. Against Carthage the
score was 3-6. Brian Langenbach
was able to defeat Steve Rose 64,
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5-7 and 6-3. Langenbach was also
successful in the doubles competition
with his partner, Carson. They
beat Parker-Goschey from Carthage
6-3, 6-3.
Chris Walley chalked up a win
against Rick Goschey with 64, 6-7
and 64. "Chris Walley has done
very well so far this season. He's
played the best tennis. He had a
small slump at the beginning but
he's won three so far now," Frecka
commented.
The team will compete against
Carthage again a week from now.
"We're going to beat them when
we play over there, just wait and
see," Frecka added.
On Thursday against Moraine
Valley, they lost 2-7. Moraine is another
experienced team. Everyone
from last season has returned, and
they've added two new players.
The winners in this meet were:
Walley against Dave Munoz 7-5, 6-0;
and Walley and Roszkowski in doubles
64, 2-6, 64.
Coach Frecka added, "They are
all trying hard and they are coming
along fine."
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Sunday's playoffs were rained
out. The team was going to play
against St. Francis. "We were anxious
to play against St. Francis.
They are always good competition.
In other games we played very well
and had good tough competition.
All of the games were close," said
Draft.
The women's record so far this
season is 16-8.
PARKSIDE UNION
10:00 am - 4:00 p m
• Jube Jells
• Licorice Bully
• Malted Milk Balls
• Milk Carmels
• Orange Slices
~ Peanut Butter Chip
Peanut Clusters
Peppermint Kisses
Rootbeer Barrels
Sour Balls
Spearment Leaves
Starllte Mints
Carmel Targets
Cinnamon Discs
Candy Pops
Corn Nuts
Assorted Perky
Assorted Royal
Assorted Toffee
Bridge Mix
Burndt Peanuts
Butterscotch Discs
• Candy Coffee Discs
~ Carmel Bully
Chocolate Drops
Chocolate Jots
• Chocolate Peanuts
• Chocolate Raisins
• Chocolate Stars
• Jelly Beans
• California Mix
© Caribbean Delicacy
~ Carob Malted Milk Balls
Carob Raisins
Carob Peanuts
Natural Pistachio
Red Pistachio
Spanish Peanuts
Sunflower Seeds
Student Food Mix
Yogurt Malted Milk Balls
Yogurt Peanuts
Yogurt Raisins
Yogurt Sesame Brittle
• Smoked Almonds whole
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Bike race
Prepare for
Loop 500
The fourth annual "Loop 500"
bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma
Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will
be held on April 25 this year. The
race consists of two laps around the
inner loop road — eac h participant
(of a team of four) riding halfway
around the loop road.
Julian Brown
Continued from Page 4
Robeson. Each one of them
brought a different sort of life to
the part, and I want to find a way
to breathe some new life into the
part."
Julian expresses some concern
over the lack of black people involved
in the theater department.
"There has not been the opportu-
- nity to do some things that I would
like to have done. I think part of
the problem would have been
solved if there had been more black
actors here. Not necessarily actors,
but theater people period."
Brown does not see that being
one of the only black actors at
Parkside has been very limiting to
him. "On the one hand, I've been
conscious of that the two years I've
been here, but on the other side of
the coin, what I have dealt with has
been a full experience. And I have
never been really confronted with
the situation where someone has
said to me, 'You can't play this part
because you're black.' And I don't
think that would ever happen, but
then again, to a a large degree,
people don't say 'You can't cross
this line because you're black', because
you can't do that. You work
with what you have. If you have a
department that is 99% white people
and 1% black people, you have to
deal with something that's going to
arouse interest in most of that 99%,
so I have, on occasion felt like that
was the case. I know that I
wouldn't want to be in this situation
again. It's not based on the
people I've been with, it's just
based on the situation."
Brown's love of acting stems
from his love of performing in general,
ever since he was a child. "I
was one of those kids who played
the broomstick in the basement."
This developed into a love of music
and involvement in several bands.
But he decided that music wasn't
the way for him, and came to the
realization that acting was the route
he should take.
"The immediate gratification satisfies
me. And I need that. I'm
hooked on the applause. I can't do
anything else. I like being creative.
I work harder at this than I've
worked at most things in my life. I
love what I'm doing. I'm sort of
used to being broke, so it's not like
I'm looking to make lots of money,
but I'm looking for some gratification.
I like being around intelligent
people, I like being creative. I don't
know, maybe there's a creative
bubble in my body."
The bike race is open to all Parkside
students and faculty. The entry
fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt
for each team member.
Each team must consist of two
males and two females. Limited
room means that we can only accept
the first ten teams that sign up
and pay their entry fees. Look for a
registration table in the Molinaro
concourse this week and next week.
Prizes for the winners will be announced.
Last year's was a big success
and a great time so don't miss
out on the fun!
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Union approved by regents
Parkside's long-awaited
student union is a step closer to
construction with the approval
granted last Friday by the Board
of Regents. Construction is expected
to begin by late fall, with
completion scheduled for early
1976.
The project, costing an
estimated $3,523,800, will provide
more than 45,000 usable square
feet for such activities as dining
(with both rathskellar and
cafeteria-style food service
areas), recreation, movies,
lectures, lounges, lockers,
meeting rooms. There will also
be space for student organization
offices.
The building will be constructed
north of the Classroom
Building on the site of the present
temporary faculty-staff parking
lot. It will be linked to the
Classroom Building by an enclosed
walkway over the loop
road. An adjacent parking lot is
scheduled for completion this
fall.
The University has received a
federal interest subsidy grant of
about $1 million and expects to
accumulate $1,020,500 by 1975-76
from segregated fees - a balance
which university officials say
assures the union can be selfsustaining
with no fee allocation
increase for at least 12 years.
James Galbraith, Parkside
Planning and Construction
director, said he views the union
as the campus "town square."
"The purpose of this project is
to serve the special needs of the
commuting student who conThe
Parkside
Wednesday, Feb. 13, 1974 Vol. II No. 20
Step-by-step chronology
Faculty review process
clarified
by Debra Friedell
Editor's Note: Every year Parkside faculty
members as well as faculty from throughout the
UW system are reviewed to determine whether a
merit pay increase or promotion is due.
This year in particular students have been in
contact with the Parkside Student Government
Association and RANGER with questions and
complaints about the review process. In this article
RANGER will out-line the chronological steps involved
when a faculty member is reviewed
regarding his or her reappointment, tenure, or
termination.
In all committees which concern themselves with
personnel matters, strict adherence must be
maintained to the "University of Wisconsin-
Parkside Rules and Regulations" handbook and the
"Regents' Statement of Policy."
In most cases a faculty member is hired as an
instructor or an assistant professor for a period of
one year and is reappointed in that same rank for a
similar period not more than six times. In rare
instances an individual could receive a termination
notice before the sixth year. Also, promotion and-or
tenure may be granted at any time, not necessarily
in the sixth year.
However, after not more than seven years in the
rank of instructor or assistant professor one must
either be given tenure without promotion, given
tenure and a promotion, or be terminated. Usually
one will be notified in the sixth year that both
promotion and tenure have been granted or termination
has been decided.
Divisional Executive Committees
Each academic division within the University has
an Executive Committee where the review process
begins. The Executive Committee is made up of a ll
the associate and full professors of that division,
and a faculty member is reviewed by the divisional
Executive Committee in which he or she teaches.
The various divisional executive committees are
Science, Social Science, Humanities, Education and
the School of Modern Industry (SMI).
(SMI does not have the required number of
associate and full professors and therefore has one
Executive Committee, appointed by the chancellor,
No user fees, but...
which does the reviewing for all divisions within
SMI.)
Executive Committee members have access to
personnel files kept on all faculty members within
their academic division. Files contain such things
as student evaluation results, information on
publications and scholarship, awards, and any
other information faculty members submit for
placement in their files on their own behalf.
Executive committees review personnel in their
respective divisions and make a recommendation
on each case to their respective Dean-either Dean
Moy of SMI or Dean Norwood of the College of
Science and Society.
The Dean's Recommendation
The Dean, once he receives a recommendation
from an Executive Committee, has many options
open to him. No matter what the recommendation
calls for he may send it back to the divisional
Executive Committee asking for more information.
If the recommendation calls for tenure and-or
promotion he will send it to the Tenure Faculty
Division Executive Committee (TFD) to acquire
another source of input. If it calls for termination
and the Dean approves, he will retain the recommendation
until deliberation over all individuals is
completed and at that time will notify everyone
reviewed by letter of the decision respecting
themselves.
TFD Makes Recommendation
The TFD is an all-campus faculty committee and
its existence is based on the need for the Deans to
get a total faculty input in personnel decisions, as
opposed to the academic Executive Committee
input which is specialized by academic area.
The TFD is comprised of three tenured faculty
members from each division, elected by all the
faculty members in each division. TFD makes a
recommendation to the Dean in cases involving
tenure and promotion but not those involving termination.
Ben Greenebaum, associate professor of
physics and chairperson of the TFD, explained that
it is not common for the TFD to reverse a decision
made by an executive committee.
From the TFD the recommendation is returned to
continued on page 3
Phy Ed faculty on notice
by Harvey V. Hedden
Four Physical Education
faculty members are to be terminated
at the end of this
semester unless the state
legislature acts to put back at
least some of the $70,000 that was
cut from Parkside's Athletics
budget last year by the Governor.
According to Wayne Dannehl,
Director of Physical Education
and Athletics, the P.E. faculty
were given notice about a year
ago when it was realized that the
department could not make up
the $70,000 budget cut through the
use of User Fees. The cuts were
to be made in coaches salaries,
but since the coaches also teach
both Athletics and Physical
Education will feel the effects of
the cut.
"The same problem exists on
every campus in the state," said
Dannehl. Madison is losing a
quarter of a million dollars as a
result of budget cuts, and according
to Dannehl they have
been unable to raise the destitutes
the large majority of our
enrollment," he said. "Ifwill be a
place where students and faculty
can mix, exchange views and
become acquainted in a personal
and casual environment. Our
commuters don't have a dormitory
or apartment to return to
between classes," he said, "so
the union will be another way to
give them, and others on campus,
the richness and variety of a
university community."
Galbraith said the building will
utilize the space concepts that
went into Main Place of the
Library-Learning Center and the
pedestrian corridors which
connect campus buildings and
widen into lounge and study
concourses.
The union was on the priority
list for the past biennium, but
was delayed by a series of
reviews, site studies, and
changes within the architectural
firm selected to design it - Peters
and Martinsons Architects, Inc.
ference through User Fees even
though they have enormous
sports facilities.
Dannehl stated that he believed
most of the funds would be put
back into the budget, but that it
still might be necessary to terminate
some faculty if they do
not receive the $70,000. The
Governor has stated that he has
lost the battle over user fees but
Dannehl replied that "we can't
rehire people on the gracious
statements by the Governor in
the paper."
Students affected
by tax changes
Changes in the Wisconsin Tax
Law may affect many students
who are self-supporting, since the
Homestead Credit Claim has
been extended to include persons
who are 18 years of age and over,
according to Shirley Schmerling,
Housing Coordinator at Parkside.
Until this year the Homestead
Program benefitted only senior
citizens.
Wisconsin Homestead Credit is
designed to soften the impact of
property taxes and rent on those
who are least able to pay. For
those who are eligible it means a
credit on their Wisconsin Income
Tax or, for those who don't have
to file state tax forms, it may
mean a check will be due them.
A p erson may qualify whether
he-she rents or owns a home or
mobile home. Otherqualifications
include having
been at least 18 years old by Dec.
31,1973; a total household income
under $7000; renting or owning
the homestead occupied during
the year; living in Wisconsin all
of last year; not owing any
delinquent taxes on the
homestead; not claimed as a
dependent on someone else's
federal tax return for 1971,1972 or
1973; and not receiving general
relief or AFDC (aid to families
with dependent children)
payments.
All of these requirements must
be met to be eligible for a tax
benefit.
To file, one must include a copy
of his-her property tax bill if a
home-owner, or a certification of
rent paid (a certificate for this
purpose is included inside the
front cover of the Wisconsin
Income Tax booklet , signed by
the landlord.
The filing date extends to Dec.
31,1974 for the Homestead Claim.
However, for people required to
file a state income tax return by
April 15, 1974, their Homestead
Claim should accompany it.
A filing form for Homestead
Credit is included in all Wisconsin
income tax booklets this year,
identified as "Schedule H."
Further information is
available by calling a Department
of Revenue office (in
Milwaukee, the nearest office,
the number is 224-4000) or by
contacting Shirley Schmerling in
the Housing Office, Tallent 215,
phone (553-) 2320.
Parkside student Dennis Biel recently broke a national track record
when he won the national title at 1,000 yards in the NAIA indoor
championship meet, and he's looking forward to the outdoor meet in
May. Biel, a junior, is featured in an article on page 7.
2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Wednesday, Feb. 13, 1974
RANGER
Editorial/Opinion—
Respond
about
faculty review
For several months students have been complaining
to RANGER, to PSGA, and among themselves about the
faculty review process. RANGER has come out on a
number of occasions criticizing the ways in which
review decisions are reached, the ways criteria are
used, and the lack of meaningful student input into the
process.
Now, all of us have the opportunity to voice our
opinions and make suggestions about faculty review.
Printed on this page is a form prepared by the Committee
on Tenure and Promotion Policies. This is a
faculty committee, composed of one tenured and one
non-tenured faculty member elected from each division,
which has been established to study review criteria and
is soliciting students' feelings in this matter.
RANGER is cooperating with the Committee and
printing the form because we feel that faculty review is
a concern of utmost importance to students. We also
hold that it is the right of students to have some say in
the hiring and firing practices of their University.
We urge all students to complete the form and be
available to the Committee to provide verbal input as
well. Since there are no students on the Committee this
may well be our only formal chance of gaining student
representation in the formulation of any new
suggestions about faculty review.
We also urge the Committee to be responsive to
student opinion. We hope this is the first step, though
long overdue, toward creating an equitable procedure
for reviewing faculty members, a procedure which
recognizes and respects the value of students' feelings
as well as faculty's.
Point of view
Speed up
food service
by Ken Pestka
At one time or another we have all been the victim of Canteen Corps
"slow crawl." The line of hungry students inching closer and closer to
food yet stymied from fulfillment by the nauseatingly slow pace of
service. Once the "slow crawl" has been performed the student is
rewarded with Canteen Corps profitable servings of food-meager
portions-sometimes cold-always overcooked. Added to the foregoing
pleasures is the opportunity to play "table hop" ~ try to find a seat in
an area designed to serve one third the present number of patrons.
The present food service area was designed as a hamburger and hot
dog snack shop. The overall layout of Parkside called for the bulk of
food service to take place in the Student Union (not to be confused with
the beer bar). In the planning of the construction stages of Parkside no
one took into account the availability of an eating area that could efficiently
serve the student body prior to completion of the Union. This
original lack of foresight is the major excuse of Auxiliary Services and
Student Life for the present situation.
The manager of the food service also uses that (now old) excuse
"the architects did it." This reasoning doesn't explain away the fact
that present service could be speeded by rearranging the present
facilities and by properly scheduling the work load of the women
behind the counter. During the peak hours of the cafeteria's day it is
common to see one or two of the waitresses doing food preparation
(which should be completed before the rush hour) while the line of
waiting customers does that "slow crawl."
Perhaps it is true that the bureaucracy has fallen prone to the
"government by crisis" syndrome. To get the bureaucrats to move
one must create a crisis that stimulates action. Perhaps Canteen Corp.
would think less of its profits if there were No sales ~ Auxiliary Services
would think less of Candy Stores if there were No sales - Student
Life would think less of Greece if there were No sales - and think more
about the immediate needs of the Student.
In order for the Special Committee on Tenure and Promotion Policies to assess
student impressions of the policies regarding faculty tenure and promotion at
Parkside, we ask that you answer the following questions. Completed forms may
be turned in at the Information kiosk, or any divisional office.
Status:
Major (if declared)
Freshman. Sophomore Junior Senior
What is your impression of the criteria that are in fact presently being applied
in decisions regarding hiring, retention, promotion and termination of Parkside
faculty?
If you personally disagree in any way with these criteria, please indicate what
changes you favor and why?
(Attach additional sheet if necessary.)
If you want the opportunity to be called by the committee to elaborate upon
your written statement, kindly print your name and a telephone number at which
you can be reached.
Name. Telephone.
Return on or before February 21.
(This form has been authorized
by the Committee on Tenure and
Promotion Policies)
We get letters
Letters to the editor are encouraged.
All letters on any
subject of interest to students,
faculty or staff should be confined
to 300 words or less, typed
and double-spaced. The editors
reserve the right to edit letters
for length and good taste. All
letters must be signed and include
address, phone number,
and student status or faculty
rank. Names will be withheld
upon request. The editors reserve
the right to refuse to print any
letters.
To the Editor:
Why, in this age of Women's
Lib, Gay Lib, and Black Powers,
do the powers here at Parkside
feel it necessary to discriminate
against those students who are
not old enough to acquire a
Wisconsin I.D.?
Whereas it is logical to require
a Parkside and Wisconsin I.D. for
admittance to activities that may
involve the sale of alcohol, there
is no need for such requirements
at movies and other activities
that a minor may freely indulge
To the Editor:
The function of the security
police on this campus, is the
same as the function of any other
police force; to serve and to
protect. While they could
probably do a good job protecting,
they do a miserable job
serving the student community.
We say this in retrospect of the
Tuesday night snow storm, and'
the circumstances which
prevailed in the parking lots.
As we understand it the
security police have jumpercables
in their vehicles, yet when
numerous students were
stranded because of dead batteries,
they didn't stop to help.
They actually seemed to hurry
their patrol of the parking lots so
that it was impossible to even try
to flag them down.
If security was not doing it's
job then a few student
Samaritans were. We would
especially like to congratulate
the guy in the green and white
jeep, license number E12-122 f or
trying to tow people out of drifts
or until they got enough traction
to pop a clutch. This remarkable
person was out there for about
two hours. Thanks also to the
students who pushed others out of
ditches and snow banks, it shows
that many, people reach out in
some of life's little crises.
Peggy Hansen
Sue Johnson
Cliff Croxford
amy cundari
himself in off campus.
There are students who,
through outstanding academic
performance in high school have
earned the right to become
Parkside students before
becoming of legal age.
They are expected to accept the
responsibilities of being a college
student and yet they are denied
the right to socialize at planned
events with fellow students
simply because they are not
eighteen years of age.
Those who regulate these
events would do well to reexamine
their reasons for
requiring dual identification at
activities where simply being a
Parkside student should be
enough.
Art Leccese
Kenosha Special Student
C RAIMGER
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jane M.
Schliesman
MANAGING EDITOR: Tom Petersen
NEWS EDITOR: Harvey Hedden
FEATURE EDITOR: Debra Friedell
COPY EDITOR: Rebecca Ecklund
WRITERS: Sandy Busch, Michael
Olszyk, Marilyn Schubert, Carrie Ward
PHOTOGRAPHERS: Dave Daniels,
Brian Ross
ARTIST: amy cundari
BUSINESS MANAGER: Steve Johnson
ADVERTISING MANAGER: Ken
Pestka
Wednesday, Feb. 13, 1974 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 3
c. Photo by Debra Friedell
Kris Simpson (left) of the "Harvev" east ic titt-A u , •
I I Harvey" moves into
production stages
by Rebecca Ecklund
Parkside's spring theatre
production, "Harvey," is getting
underway. The cast has undergone
one revision: the part of
Dr. Sanderson will be played by
Jeffery Kiehlbauch instead of
Marc Harrison. The change
occurred because of rehearsal
scheduling conflicts.
Associate professor of communications
Richard Carrington
is director of the play. The
central idea in the play, explained
Carrington, is to point out
that everyone lives in their own
world of illusion, thinking it is
reality. To bring this idea out for
the audience, Carrington plans
for certain aspects of lines and
blocking (movement of a ctors) to
be emphasized.
An important visual aspect of
the play, the set, has been
designed by Tom Reinert,
theatrical productions coordinator,
and is under construction
at this time. "Actually,
this show "Harvey" is a two-set
show," commented Carrington.
"We're working for a 30 to 60
second change in the scenery - a
quick shift."
Louise Woiteshek, a student, is
the costume mistress for the
play. She is responsible for
another important visual aspect
of the production, that of portraying
through costumes an
authentic 1943 time period. That
was the year that "Harvey" was
first produced.
Woiteshek is looking for
donations or loans of old clothing,
or patterns for making
them. She has gone over the play
and has made a chart of the
costume that each character will
wear for each event in every
scene of the entire play. She has
prepared sketches of the
costumes for each major
character and is now searching
for clothing or patterns that will
help create those costumes.
All donations of clothing are
tax deductible, all loaned apparel
will be properly cared for and
returned.
Carrington is working closely
with Reinert and Woiteshek to
create what he calls a "unity of
design" in the play. He stressed
the importance of the learning
experience for the students involved
in the production. "Our
educational theatre emphasis is
on giving as much experience to
as many people as possible."
Anyone who is interested in
working in the production crews
of "Harvey" can sign up on the
sheet that is attached to Reinert's
office door Comm Arts 240,
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Faculty review
continued from page 1
the Dean. Alter the Dean has approved the
recommendation it is sent to the Vice-Chancellor,
the Chancellor, and finally the Board of Regents. A
small percentage are changed after the Dean has
approved a recommendation; however, Norwood
stated that the further up the ladder a recommendation
is, the more the concern is on equity and
comparison between divisions and the College and
the School rather than on individual cases.
Appealing a Decision
After all recommendations have been received by
the proper Dean and after all those not involving
termination have been approved by the TFD and
returned to the Dean, letters are sent out to faculty
members who have been reviewed adivising them
as to their status.
Until this point all meetings and recommendations
are closed and secret, and except for
rumor no one is advised as to where he or she
stands. The reason for the secrecy is that many
cases are reconsidered or changed, at various steps
in the process.
In a letter of termination the Dean will not give
the reason for termination, in that often faculty do
not want this information placed in their files as it
seems easier to find other employment without it.
A faculty member may, however, request in
writing the specific reasons for termination in
which case the Dean will supply it. To appeal one
must notify his or her Executive Committee within
10 days upon receipt of the Deans' letter.
In appealing a case, the steps are the same. The
divisional Executive Committee which made the
original recommendation is required to re-evaluate
its decision. The appeal is called a "hearing" and
the individual may have either an open or closed
hearing, bring in witnesses to testify, and have a
lawyer present. If the original recommendation is
changed and tenure granted the case goes to the
Dean, to the TFD, back to the Dean, and on up the
ladder. If the decision is not changed the Dean will
once again notify the individual that he or she is
being terminated.
II a faculty member feels that his or her case was
treated in an unfair manner they may contact the
University Committee which handles faculty
grievances. It is one of the most powerful faculty
committees but is not part of the normal review
process.
Outlook this year
Personnel matters are confidential and records
are not open to the public. To RANGER' S
knowledge nine faculty members will have received
notification of termination by this week. Faculty
members who are terminated in their sixth year
receive one "terminating year" in which they
remain on the staff which gives them time to seek
other employment.
Norwood explained that no terminations made
this year were due to budget cut-backs. He did say
that vacant positions would not necessarily be
refilled. Money to hire an individual can be transferred
into other academic areas. .
In short then, the process of review begins with
faculty committees and recommendations come
from faculty committees. Administrators have the
option of a pproving or returning a recommendation
for further consideration.
SHERWOOD
2200 Lathrop Ave., Racine >
518-56th St., Kenosha
TEAC • ALTEC • KOSS • SENNHISER •
4 THE PARKSI D E RANGER Wednesday, Feb. 13, 1974 Brief news
ParksMp wp™ fa L" SUPP°rl 0t student financial aids at the
The m„nf • ,C? , Fnday by the UW System Boar<i of Regents.
Enforcement Z 7 $5'50° 'he U.S. Department of Justic? Law
n orcement Assistance Administration for the Law Enforcement
suDDOTt for tho°rra"|1 (LEEE) at Park support for the fiscal year ending June 3s0ti od e$1,0 ,0b0r0in. ging total LEEP
pniwlf , Pr0gram,is desi8ned to assist currently employed law
duties Personnel m taking courses relating to their professional
Seven students are currently enrolled under the program at
i~ a"d 63 have been in the program since its inception in the
1969-70 academic year. Total funding for the project at Parkside in the
past five years has been $46,081.
The regents also accepted a gift of $25 to be added to the Kenneth L.
Greenquist Memorial Scholarship fund from Seymour I. Burton of
Chicago.
Porkside Plovers will meet Monday
The Parkside Players invite any interested students to attend their
meeting in GR101 at 2:30 p.m. on Feb. 18. A discussion will be held
concerning upcoming projects and workshops. Workshops include
media, acting, technical theater and costuming. The Players are
dedicated to the goal of creating "Theater" within the university. In
order to make their goal a reality the Players encourage student involvement
and participation.
XC ski championships here Sunday
On Sunday, February 17, beginning at 2:30 p.m., the Parkside Intramural
Cross Country Ski Championships will be held. The event is
open to all students, faculty and staff.
The classes are: Men's open, three miles; Women's open, two
miles; Faculty men, three miles; Faculty women, two miles.
,arbciPantf must furnish their own equipment. For entry blanks
and additional information Vic Godfrey in Athletics may be contacted,
at ext. (553-) 2245 or 554-9210.
Poetry needed for Broken Horn
The Broken Horn, Parkside's poetry magazine, is now soliciting
contributions (poems and illustrations) for its second is sue of this
school year. Work may be sent to The Broken Horn, in care of
assistant professor of English Carl Lindner, CA 218. The deadline for
contributions is March 22.
The first issue is currently available free on a table in the Library,
just to the left of the main entrance. The magazine is a student-run
operation, with the editorial staff composed of student volunteers who
read and evaluate all entries.
NSF grants to UW-P now total »1Qf*«i
Sc|ence Foundation institutional grant of $5,400 to
ms&rtStes"research was accepted Friday by 11,6 uw
The latest grant brings the total given to Parkside under this NSF
director* ^ 81' ViCG Chancellor otto F- Bauer is the project
Prize in free throw contest 1, n.rza L"A sP°"»"s *°authority
On Thursday, Feb. 14 at 8 p.m. the Athletic Department will hold a
Valentine s Day Free Throw Contest. There will be three classes for
entry—men, women, and basketball players. The winners will receive
a free pizza from Casa Capri. Admission to the contest is 25 cents.
Extension offers fun and games in math
Beauty, humor, and surprise found in mathematics will be
examined in a University Extension course entitled "Mathematical
Games." Instructor Donald Piele, Parkside assistant professor of
math, says that students will be taken on a "mathematical trip for the
fun of it. This pleasant side of mathematics is for anyone interested,
and will be of special value mathematics teachers in junior and senior
high schools.
The noncredit 7-week course will begin February 14, 7:30 p m and
meet for 7 Thursdays at the Kenosha Campus. Contact University
Extension at Parkside for registration information.
Wrinkle to do FEPA re search
Parkside faculty member Robert D. Wrinkle has been named a
senior research political scientist to examine public attitudes toward
environmental protection measures by the Federal Environmental
Protection Agency (FEPA) effective immediately.
The study is funded by a $27,730 agency contract.
Wrinkle is on leave from Parkside for the period through Jan. 6,
1975, t o originate and conduct the research project in Washington'
D.C.
The au thor of several studies on political-environmental interest
interactions, Wrinkle also served as an FEPA consultant in
Washington during the summer of 1972, immediately before coming to
Parkside as an assistant professor of political science.
His previous faculty posts were at The University of New Mexico,
where he was assistant director of the Division of Government
Research and its Institute for Social Research and Development, and
at Southwest Texas State University and the University of Arizona.
Wrinkle, 32, received his B.A. degree in economics from Texas
College of Arts and Industries, his M.A. in economics from Texas Tech
and his Ph. D. in government from the University of Arizona.
The World Food Crisis" will be the topic of a free public lecture
scheduled for Monday, Feb. 18, at 7:30 p.m. in Greenquist 103. Georg
Borgstrom, internationally known author and professor at Michigan
State University, will speak on world food resources and their
utilization. Henry Cole, assistant professor of earth science, is coordinating
Borgstrom's appearance on campus, and the lecture is being
sponsored by the Lecture and Fine Arts Committee. Borgstrom will
also be speaking to several classes on Tuesday, Feb. 19.
UW-P profs conduct
environmental study
A federal grant of $46,200 in
continuing support of an environmental
impact study
related to Project Sanguine by a
team of Parkside researchers
was announced last week,
bringing total federal support for
the investigation to $115,115.
The new award from the U.S.
Office of Naval Research extends
the period and scope of the
Parkside study of the effects of
low frequency electromagnetic
fields on cellular growth and
development of a primitive plant
form called Physarum
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growing on decaying vegetation.
The study is related to debate
over the environmental effects of
Project Sanguine, an underground
radio antenna system
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in the Parkside experiments,
which seek to determine their
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through next June, is being
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UW-P student experiences different life in South
by Jane Schliesman
^erront Parkside's participant in the
North-South student exchange program, came
wTtt n 3 vSit last weekend- Perroni is attending
North Carolina Central University (NCCU) in
Durham, N C. this semester. RANGER took a few
minutes of his limited time here to record some of
his impressions after a month at NCCU.
anHHffeXPe«enCe iS °Pening mind to new ideas
Ncn te"rTs °f living'" Perroni be§an' "At
Sf htr minonty-I feel like an NCCU £ rw 1 am in the minority gro up
there. Everyone knows who I am because I'm one of
the few white students."
He explained that the white students there are
mostly commuters, whereas the blacks are in
residence. Commenting on the racial balance he
said, it s like Parkside in reverse "
The school has black students from all over the
country and from Nigeria, Ethiopa, Jamaica, and
other black nations. "Integration is being forced on
them but most of the blacks are very proud and
don t want it. They came to NCCU because thev
wanted to go to a black school," Perroni commented.
The teachers, too-almost all seem extremely
interested in teaching blacks. Several of
them are really excellent, like from Harvard."
Black Perspective in Courses
He went on at length about his teacher for Black
History, who is personally acquainted with several
African revoluntionaries and who "really gets vou
thinking," Perroni said.
u£e -S alS° takinS a sociology course, titled
Marriage and the Family," which he says is
"taught from a black perspective-the examples
and illustrations are related to the socio-economic
level of the students, and the course presents black
ideas and black family life." Perroni often finds
himself being singled out in class to provide
examples from his experience, too.
He is currently carrying 21 credits but says he will
drop three. He is not working and has so far not
gotten involved in any extra-curricular activities,
but he is thinking of joining the history club. As a
resident on campus, he finds that he spends more
time than he used to on school work.
Social life is centered around basketball games
and a few dances and parties. "Everyone is in a frat
or sorority," he noted (Perroni is a member of
Sigma Pi at Parkside, which does not have a
chapter at NCCU).
Enjoys Basketball Games
"One of the things I enjoy most is going to the
basketball games," he remarked. "There's an
African rhythm to the music and cheers, and the
whole audience becomes involved. NCCU is a small
school, so its not big-time basketball, but North
Carolina has two teams in the top five in the
country."
Concerts are also big, with the students often
travelling to nearby Duke University. This week
Churk Pprrnni A - photo by Debr V Perroni discusses some of his exneriencps nfa aF riedell
Perroni will hear Seals & Crofts there, and in March
will come the Allman Brothers.
vonon?^6 "° bars ?own therc> said Perroni, and
you can t buy a mixed drink. The school has a union
r-™ °!- y game r00ms~and again, no alcohol.
Commenting on student government there
Perroni said it is "excellent." Last semester, for
example, there was a problem with the food service
rlS^i 8 hours- the food preparation, and
cleanliness. The student government gained concessions
on almost all the demands, after a wellorganized
boycott.
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and concerning PSGA he said that "things are
happening like I thought-fragmenting, nothing
happening, people losing interest." When reminded
that the Grievance Committee of PSGA seems to be
working he agreed that this was a hopeful sign.
No Major Issues on Campus
Commenting on one of the major discussions in
the Grievance Committee meetings, which is
faculty terminations, Perroni said that "students
need to get together again and rally around this
issue." At NCCU there are no major issues on
campus at present, certainly not the fate of faculty.
"You don't hear much about research eitherthere's
not one teacher who won't take time for oneon-
one contact with each student."
The issue that is big in North Carolina right now is
an argument over the death penalty "which
presently is the mandatory sentence for conviction
of rape, first degree murder, and even burglary,"
said Perroni.
Perroni reiterated that he is very happy he has
taken this opportunity to go to NCCU. "It's very
broadening, I look at myself differently now~I try to
look at my behavior and see it as they would. There
are lots of deeply-rooted prejudices I wasn't aware
of that are surfacing."
At one point in the interview history professor
John Buenker came by to ask "how a nice Italian
kid from Kenosha" was getting along at NCCU.
Perroni replied that many of his new friends had
mistaken his ancestry and started telling Polish
jokes when they first met him. "Blacks have just as
many stereotypes about whites as whites do about
blacks," Perroni concluded.
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American Dream fails
for many Chicanos
Editor's Note: The following is
the fourth in a series of articles
dealing with individuals or
members of groups who are
oppressed by our system of
politics and economics as well as
our social institutions. The story
here is written as told to
RANGER Feature Editor Debra
Friedell by a Parkside student.
I was the youngest in a family
with nine children and was born
in Texas about 150 miles from the
Mexican border. I say that
because it's important to know
that a lot of Mexicans emigrated
to Texas, illegally and legally,
which put a big strain on the work
force. Wages were so low that a
family like ours could not afford
school, food and clothes solely on
my father's income. He was a
carpenter.
Th'e first time I was in trouble
with the police was when I was
about 6 or 7.1 got caught stealing
apples and oranges and my
pockets were so full that I
couldn't run fast enough to get
away. I was put in a detention
home for a couple of weeks.
My father signed the whole
family up to work in the migrant
stream to supplement our income.
Some migrant workers
stay in just one state, but our
family, like most, moved around
from state to state through the
"I got caught stealing
apples and oranges and
my pockets were so full
that I couldn't run fast
enough to get away."
midwest. It is called the central
migrant stream, which is made
up mostly of Chicanos. The
eastern migrant stream works
from Florida to New York and is
comprised of Cubans, Puerto
Ricans and some blacks. The
western stream works California
to Washington and is made up of
poor whites, Chicanos and
blacks. We worked in Indiana
picking tomatoes, cherries in
Wisconsin, sugar beets in
Michigan, and other places as
well.
Usually canning companies
and large farmers work through
agencies to hire hands. The
agency will recruit the work
when it is notified by the company
or farmer. They provide the
transportation, housing, grocery
store, and often own a
cafeteria. Single men are
preferred, as then the farmer can
profit from them eating in his
cafeteria.
The workers are brought to the
area oftentimes a month or
longer before they are actually
needed. As they rarely have any
money when they get there the
"Everybody wants to be
happy but no one really
knows quite how to. Maybe
you st art drinking a little
or taking drugs and you're
happy for a while so you do
it more often and eventually
you don't stop."
farmer will allow them credit at
his grocery store. By the time
they've started working most
money earned in wages goes
back to the farmer to pay for the
debt accumulated in buying
groceries. After working five or
six months a family like ours
would return to Texas with five or
six hundred dollars. That's not
much when one considers there
were 9 or 10 of us working 16
hours per day.
Before I was 17 I was picked up
twice on drug charges in Texas. I
served about a year each time.
Everybody wants to be happy but
no one really knows quite how to.
Maybe you start drinking a little
or taking drugs and you're happy
for a while so you do it more often
and eventually you don't stop. I
dropped out of school in eighth
grade.
The first factory I worked in
was in Rockfield, Wisconsin when
I was 17. I started going into
Milwaukee and saw how the
Chicanos there seemed to be
surviving all right. Then I was
busted for possession of drugs.
There weren't any drugs but they
told me to go home to Texas or I
would be put in jail. I went to
Texas and was told never to
return to Wisconsin.
I came back to Wisconsin when
I was 18 and got busted right
away for shoplifting. I was sent to
Green Bay for a year. I was
paroled to Milwaukee and after
getting out was to report right
away to my parole officer. I had
it in my mind that I wanted to
make it and thought that the
parole office was the place where
people could help me make my
way into society a little easier.
But in Milwaukee I had a hard
time finding my way around the
city on the buses. I got lost and
showed up late for my appointment
at the parole office.
They jumped on my case right
away and harrased me so much
that by the time I left I vowed
never to go back again.
I was a runaway from the state
of Wisconsin so couldn't ask for
assistance from anyone. I went to
Chicago and in time found a job
as a dishwasher. That didn't pan
out though because I couldn't
even make enough money to pay
my rent. I also had a heroin habit
and was forced to either steal or
peddle to support it. I started
stealing and got busted.
I spent six months in the Cook
County Jail. It's run by inmate
tier bosses, the king of the floor.
He tells you what you can eat,
where you can sit, who must do
the work, and he's got his right
arm men to make sure you do
what you're told.
They let me out with fifty cents
in my pocket in the cold of winter.
I had no coat, nowhere to stay,
and no food. I wanted to save the
money so I walked downtown
rather than take a bus. When I
got there I didn't know what to do
but I saw a church and thought
that maybe a priest could help
me. Although the church was big
and beautiful and I'm sure accumulated
plenty of money from
its congregation I didn't take into
account that it was located on the
edge of skid row and saw many
derelicts enter its doors for
warmth, food and protection. I
"Discouraged as I w as, I
checked out the employment
office and explained
my circumstances.
They put me
on a list. I went to the
Salvation Army and was
told it would take two
months to process my
application."
went in and talked to the priest,
telling him that I wanted to make
it, that I was willing to work, and
that I needed his help. He gave
me a peanut butter sandwich and
the address of the employment
office and sent me on my way.
Discouraged as I was, I checked
out the employment office and
explained my circumstances.
They put me on a list. I went to
the Salvation Army and was told
it would take two months to
process my application.
Finally, I gave up. The only
thing in which I had any ability
was stealing. By that night I had
$120 in my pocket. I was on that
same cycle again of stealing and
drugs, the same merry-go-rcund
of drugs. Within two weeks I got
busted and was sent to Vandalia
"I was on that same cycle
again of stealing and
drugs, the same merry-goround
of drugs. Within two
weeks I got busted again."
for eleven months. There I
worked in the kitchen, seven days
per week from 4 a.m. until 10
p.m. They had no facilities for
recreation.
After that I went back to
Milwaukee. For eleven months I
was strung-out and stealing. I got
busted again and spent six and a
half months in solitary confinement.
I went back to Chicago and
within six weeks I was busted for
stealing, trying to support my
"I know families with
three generations hooked
on heroin-grandparents,
parents and children."
habit. I spent one year at a house
of correction called Bridewell. It
was an institution for alcoholics,
drug addicts, and derelicts who
had committed petty crimes.
When I got out I was in the
same situation. I was determined
not to shoot up but wanted help
desperately. I wanted some one
to help me. I stole and sold
enough so that I could return to
Texas. There, I got a job in a
bakery.
I hate the circumstances
society imposes on people with
problems. With all the combined
research and technology, the
system insists on punishing those
with problems because it doesn't
know how to help them. Punishment
is a fallacy as a deterrent, it
only keeps people in line for a
little while. I know families with
three generations hooked on
heroin-grandparents, parents
and children.
I stayed off smack for one year
in San Antonio. It was hard
because there is so much of it
there and I knew everyone. I had
clothes, a job and a place to stay
but I didn't feel good about
myself. I was drinking to stay
away from dope. It was only a
matter of time before I'd be
shooting. As long as I stayed high
by drinking I wasn't handling my
problems.
I got strung-out and busted in
Texas for selling heroin. I did 43
months of a six year sentence in
prison. There we had to pick
cotton and we had a quota which
had to be met every day. If the
quota was not reached I could not
sleep, eat, shower, or change
clothes. We were given a can of
water twice a day. We worked
under a gun and dogs. I saw
people literally die from
exhaustion and sun-stroke.
I got out in 1966 and went to
stay with my sister in San Antonio.
I was scared of people, of
myself. I had seen so much
hatred and anger that I didn't
want any contact with anyone. I
stayed in her house for three
weeks, never going outside.
I had a brother living in
Milwaukee and I came to live
with him. He was strung-out on
heroin too. I got a job in a bakery
and stayed off smack for 14
months. In 1967 I was busted for
selling it.
In Waupun I started writing
some poetry. I also worked in the
bakery and was an assistant
teacher of adult basic education.
I was then sent to Fox Lake which
is a minimum security prison
where I was a priest's clerk.
There I got my general high
school diploma. From Fox Lake
they sent me to the Walworth
camp where I worked as a
secretary to a social worker. My
final 15 months were spent at the
Union Grove prison farm where I
was a baker.
At this time I continued to write
poetry and began to recite it.
Sometimes groups from outside
would come in and hear me and
they encouraged me to send some
of my poetry to Parkside. When I
did, a visiting professor of
English, Martin Seymour-Smith,
came out to visit me. I guess he
thought I'd plagiarized it but
when he was convinced it was my
own he came out once a week to
hold class with me. I was
determined to go to college. The
prison administration refused to
"With all the combined
research and technology,
the system insists on
punishing those with
problems because it
doesn't know how to help
them."
let me out to take courses at
Parkside, but by the time I got
out Vocational Rehabilitation had
given me a grant so that I could
attend.
I lived in Parkside Village until
the owner, Abendroth, found out I
was an ex-con and terminated my
lease. I now have accumulated 52
credits and have a grade point
average of 3.44. I want to major
in English or Spanish. At first
Spanish was very difficult. I was
expected to do well because it
was "my" language, "my"
culture, but I'd never read a book
in Spanish in my life, and was in
fact punished in prison and school
for speaking Spanish.
Since I got out of Union Grove
I've seen a lot of glaring needs in
this community. Kenosha can't
compare with Racine's social
agencies. There are a lot of
people who want to help but the
system hampers communication
and stifles the help. Racine has
the social agencies and could
expand with the slightest encouragement.
People are beginning to realize
the court system is not working,
and they are referring people to
the Addiction Center and the
Mental Health Association as
alternatives to punishment. I
work as a drug counselor, trained
by the Mental Health
Association.
A lot of people still believe in
the American Dream ~ that is,
everyone can pull himself up by
his bootstraps. A lot of people
can't do that. People want to
relate to life, to others, to
themselves. I have learned to
deal with my problems. To look
at them, examine, and change
when I can. If there is nothing 1
can do- I must accept that.
The National Assn. of Intercollegiate
Athletics (NAIA)
outdoor meet, scheduled for
Arkadelphia, Ark., May 23-25,
isn t as far off in Dennis Biel's
mind as the calendar might indicate
it should be.
Although Biel has much of the
indoor season and nearly a whole
outdoor campaign ahead of him
before those May dates, he can't
help but look forward to it.
Biel, a junior, broke the
national 12-lap board track
record and the NAIA record as he
won the national title at 1,000
yards in the NAIA national indoor
championship meet recently in
Kansas City, Mo.
His 2:11.5 effort eclipsed the old
record, shared by two runners,
by seven-tenths of a second and
made him the fastest 1,000-yard
man ever on a 12-lap banked
board track.
For the second consecutive
year, Biel was named all-
America. But he's still not
pleased.
"I'm happy I won the race," he
relates, "But I'm really not
satisfied because I still think I
could have gone faster."
In retrospect, Biel was still
moving pretty well. He went
through the half-mile mark in
1:54.6, which would have given
him a better than two second
margin over the 880-yard winner,
Tommy Fulton of Texas
Southern.
Unlike some big men, Biel (6-2,
165) did not have trouble on the
tight curves of the Kansas City
Auditorium track.
"I felt relaxed at the start,"
Biel said, "and I knew that I had
to get out quickly and get the lead
from the start to win. I wanted to
go through the half in 1:55 so my
time there was just what I
wanted."
Biel ran 1:50.4 last year in the
NAIA outdoor meet at
Arkadelphia, a Parkside varsity
record, but failed to advance to
the finals. This year, Biel plans to
run fast enough to be in those
finals (although 1:50.4 is usually
good enough in almost any meet
to qualify) and his main competition
in the 800 race may well
be Texas Southern's Fulton, last
year's champ and the indoor
titlist.
Biel candidly admits that he's
pointing for a 1:46 or 1:47 halfmile
outdoors, which would rank
him among the nation's best,
collegiate or post-collegiate.
And Parkside track coach Bob
Lawson figures Biel's potential is
well near unlimited.
"He has now established
himself as one of the top distance
runners in Mid-America,"
Lawson said, "I rank him up
there with Mark Winzenried
(former UW-Madison 880 star
from Monroe) in potential.
Dennis can go as far as he wants
to go in track."
Biel, a former state prep
champion at Wausau East under
Coach Dick Smiley, has run the
mile often and while he likes the
race, Lawson calls him a true
half-miler.
"His temperament is better for
the middle distances although he
has great physical ability for the
mile," Lawson explained. "But
for him every race is an all-out
effort and in the half he can run
that kind of race. In the mile he
can't."
Biel posted a 4:09.7 mile, a
career best, last Friday at
Madison in a special mile with
University of Chicago Track Club
stars Tom Bach and Lowell Paul
and former Wisconsin all-
America Glenn Herold. So a
better effort in the mile outdoors
would seem likely, although he'll
be concentrating on the 880.
Regardless of which type of
race he runs, or what distance,
Dennis Biel should be a name to
remember in Midwest and
national track circles.
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Wednesday, Feb. 13, 1974 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 7
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^nHEPARKSIDE RANGER Wednesday, Feb. 13, 1974
All eyes are on Parkside's Gary Cole (43) as he climbs toward
heaven m last Saturday's game against Grand Valley. Cole was top
point-getter for the Rangers, who lost the contest 92-78, while Malcolm
Mahone (23) was Parkside's second-highest scorer.
Cagers win at Milton,
lose at home
UW-Parkside came out on the
shoft end of a 92-78 game
Saturday night against Michigan
NAIA power Grand Valley State
after drubbing Milton 80-58
earlier in the week at Milton.
The Grand Valley loss dropped
the Rangers' record to 11-12
heading into a game last night
(Tuesday) at College of Racine.
Parkside will be at UW-Green
Bay Saturday afternoon, seeking
revenge for a 62-53 trimming
administered by the Phoenix in
mid-December.
The Rangers return home next
Monday for their last home
contest of the season against
Oakland University of
Rochesterm, Mich. Parkside will
close its regular season the
following Saturday night (Feb.
23) at Northern Illinois:
Against Grand Valley, the
Rangers got behind early in the
game and were forced to play
catch-up ball.
Grand Valley led 47-40 at
halftime behind 62 per cent
shooting from the field. The
closest Parkside could get in the
second half after the first five
minutes was 10 points.
Gary Cole had 23 points for
Parkside while Malcom Mahone
had 19 and Chuck Chambliss 14.
The Rangers shot 42.8 per cent to
the visitors' 56.5 p er cent from
the field.
Earlier in the week, however, it
was a different story as Parkside
surprised Gateway Conference
leader Milton at home. The
Rangers took command from the
start and spurted to a 44-25
halftime lead with 10 points each
from Cole, Mahone and Chambliss.
The closest Milton could come
in the second half was 56-41 with
14:46 remaining in the game but
the Rangers put it away for good
after that with a ten point burst
that made the lead 66-43.
Cole led the Ranger scoring
with 32 points. Mahone had 16 and
Chamblis 14.
Hockey team suffers
weekend losses
In hockey over the weekend
Parkside lost both its contests, to
St. Norbert's 7-3 on Saturday and
to Harper College (111.) 7-5 on
Sunday.
In the Saturday game goals for
Parkside were, in the first period,
by Bill Iserman from Jerry
Madala and John Lulewicz, and
by John Culotta from Chuck
Andersen and Robin Lipske. In
the second period Lipske scored
with an assist from Andersen.
Against Harper College
Parkside scored three goals in
the second period, by Lulewicz
from Randy Robarge and Iserman,
Bby Iserman from Robarge
and Lulewicz, and by Robarge
from Bill Evans and George
Krulatz. The third period saw
John Bruneau score unassisted
and Bill Evans gained Parkside's
last goal of the game on a play
from Jerry Simonsen.
Next week the pucksters will
journey to Niles for a game
against Northeastern Illinois at
10 p.m. on Saturday. Sunday they
go against Lewis College at the
Kenosha Ice Arena. Face off will
be at 6 p.m.
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Wrestlers are victors at
Michigan, fourth in NAIA
NAIA fifth ranked Parkside
wrestlers travelled to Houghton,
Michigan where they scored a
victory and a draw over
Michigan Tech and Bemidgi
State in 'a dual meet last Saturday,
which moves them to fourth
in the NAIA.
The Ranger grapplers defeated
Michigan Tech 34-4. Winning for
Parkside were Ricco Savaglio,
Joe Landers, Bill West, Ken
Martin, Randy Scarda, Rich
Baron, Tom Beyer and Brad
Fencers
beat
Big Ten
teams
Parkside came up with four
wins against four Big Ten fencing
teams in duel meets at home last
Saturday.
They beat the University of
Minnesota 19-8 P urdue 19-8, UWMadison
14-13, and Michigan
State 15-12.
In four year's competition this
was the first time the fencers
were able to beat Michigan State.
The one point decision against
Madison was won by Mark
Mulkins in Epee.
Frieburg.
The draw came against
Bemidgi State with the point
standings tied at 19. Winning for
Parkside were Savaglio, Landers,
West and Martin.
Martin defeated NCAA
divisional champion Jerry
Cleveland and was voted outstanding
wrestler for his efforts.
Coming up is the National
Tournament, to be held at River
Falls on March 7, 8 and 9. Coach
Koch said that all the wrestlers
will be moving down one weight
class to their normal weight for
the nationals.
He said he feels that the
competition and experience they
got wrestling one weight class
higher was good preparation,
even if it may have hurt their
standings a little until now.
First place in the NAIA is held
by Central Oklahoma, second by
Adam State and third by Central
Washington, with UW-P in fourth.
Whitewater is ranked sixth,
LaCrosse fourteenth, and River
Falls seventeenth.
Phy. Ed. Bldg. schedule
Wed., Feb. 13 Gym open 12:30-1:30 p.m.
Handball courts open 8:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.
Pool open 12:30-2 p.m. and 3:30-9:30 p.m.
Intramural basketball in gym 8 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.
Special swim group in pool 7 p .m.-9 p.m.
Thurs., Feb. 14 Happy St. Valentine's Day - Va lentine's Day Free Throw Contest
Gym open 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m.
Handball courts open 8:30 a.m. - 10:3 0 a.m. and 12:30-9:30 p.m.
Pool open 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 3:30-6 p.m.
Free Throw Contest in Gym 8 p.m. open to all - prize: a free pizza
Fri. Feb. 15 Gym open 10:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
Handball Courts open 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
Pool open 11 a.m.-l p.m.
Building closes at 5 p .m.
Sat. Feb. 16 Gym open 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
Handball courts open 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
Pool open 12:30-4:30 p.m.
Sun, Feb. 17 Cross Country Ski Race today..2:30 p.m.,behind P.E. Building
Gym open 2-6:30 p.m.
Intramural basketball in gym 6:30-9:30 p.m.
Pool and Handball courts open 2-9:30 p.m.
Mon., Feb. 18 Last home Basketball game at 7:30 p.m., JV game at 5:30 p.m.
Gym open 12:30-1:30 p.m. only
Handball courts open 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m.
Pool open 12:30-2 p.m.
Tues., Feb. 19Gym open 12:39-1:30 p.m. and7:30p.m. -9:30p.m.
H andba 11 cou rts open a 1 da y except 10:30a.m. -12:30 p.m.
Pool open 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 6-9:30 p.m.
Note: Sauna open same hours as pool.
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