1 10 1 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/34e0b3ac27064e2c4e7e70df3822685f.pdf a53d8d6bdfed7c06d4b26de1f46effd5 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 26, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Tenth UW-Parkside High School Art Invitational Exhibit Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document I er News \ The Student Newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside VOLUME 26·ISSUE 17·FEBRUARY 12,1998 ESTABLISHED 1972 News policeBeaL Page 2 BloodDrive Pag e 3 SmallPrint Show Page 3 Features Calendar of Events Page 4 Volunteerof the week Page 4 WinterCarnival. Page 5 Entertainment He Said...She Said ... Valentine's Day Page 6 Horoscope Page 6 sports Women's Basketball Page 7 Men'sWrestllng Page 7 Inside News 2 - 3 Features , .4- 5 Entertainment. 6 Sports 7 Advertisements 8 Tenth UW-Parkside High School Art Invitational Exhibit Dennis Bayuzick About 100 art works by students from thirteen Kenosha and Racine area high schools will be on display during the 10th High School ARt Invitational Exhibit at the UW-Parkside Communication Arts Gallery from March 1-26, 1998. An opening reception (free) for the high school students, their teachers and the general public will be held in the gallery on Sunday, March 1, from 1-4pm. Refreshments will be available and the art studios will be open for tours. High schools participating in the show are: Tremper, Bradford, Reuther, and St. Joseph's from Kenosha; Horlick, Case, Washington Park, Walden III, Lutheran, St. Catherine's and Prairie from Racine; and Westosha Central and Shoreland Lutheran from Kenosha County. Art Works for the exhibit will be selected by area high school art teachers, and are chosen on the basis of creativity and craftmanship; the media vary from traditional techniques like oil painting to contemporary experiments with computer art and glass blowing. The invitational show, which is being hosted by the UW-Parkside Art Dept. and coordinated by Professor Dennis Bayuzick, is designed to recog- nize the diverse creative achievements of the students in our local high school art . programs. The show is also being sched- uled to coincide with National Youth Art Month, which has been designated as the month of March. Regular gallery hours are Monday & Thursday, 11:00 - 5:00pm, and Tuesday & Wednesday, 11 - 8pm. For more information, call the Art Department at 595-2581. TICKETS GET YOUR TICKETS!!!!!! Rebecca Bergman Tickets are now on sale for Tuesday, March 24th, 1998 for the appearance of the University of Wisconsin Varsity Band at the University of Wisconsin Parks ide Sports and Activity Center. Over 100 band members in which are part of the UW Marching band are coming to Parks ide. These members perform at the football games in Madison at Camp Randall Stadium and will be per- forming for the students here at Parkside. Led by Michael Leckrone, the band who is known for their spectacular spring con- cert at the UW Field House in Madison for many many years. The band, which plays a variety of songs like "Varsity," "If You Want To Be A Badger," "You've Said It All," and the song known to man, woman and child "On Wisconsin," will be perfonning THE RANGER NEWS WISHES YOU A HAPPY AND "SAFER" VALENTINE'S DAYHH songs for the UW Parkside crowd on the 24th at 7:30pm. This band has played for a various of people such as: Lambeau Field for the Green Bay Packer game, Giants Stadium in New Jersey and at the Outback Bowl in Tampa Florida. Tickets for the performance on the 24th will cost $8 for adults and $5 for children 14 and under. Tickets are avail- , . able at the UW-Parkside Information Center in the Union. For more informa- tion call 1-414·595-2345. To purchase the tickets through the mail send a check and a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Badger Band Tickets, Information Center, University of Wisconsin-Parks ide P.O Box 2000 Kenosha, Wi 53141-2000. So come out and see what the badger band can do on the 24th of February. Sweetheart Ball Connie Sanders Did you know that there is a Sweetheart Ball coming up this weekend? That's right, this isn't just another dance. In fact, if you have a special a special someone you want to spend Valentine's Day with and don't know exactly what you should do to celebrate the spe- . cial holiday, why not get dressed up and go dancing? Just in case you ate wondering, it is formal so don'! show up in jeans and a T-shirt. It will be fun to see the Union Dining Room transformed into a ballroom, even if it is just for the night. The tickets are $12 for a single and $20 for a couple and can be picked up in the RangerCA RD office. UW-Parkside Science Program gets Federal Grant of $40,000 Becky Bergman The University of Wisconsin Parks ide has received a grant that will help elementary school teachers in Southeastern Wisconsin integrate the sciences into a regular day by day curriculum. This grant is for the first year project that will give the teach- ers in neighboring classrooms the opportunity to work hands on with the children in the science fields and with technology lessons, One of the many districts that are getting involved is the Kenosha Unified School District which involves some 37 teachers. A pilot is on its way with three Racine teachers as well. The University of Wisconsin Parks ide project was on of 24 in the state of Wisconsin that was chosen to receive this grant. The goal is to get the students involved as well as the teachers into the science field and interested in science itself. This grant will cover the project till the year of April 1999. X;;f;*.'=,"w Inc 98-079 Personal Property Theft, Wyllie Hall, 10:12 a.m. Student reported the theft of her cell phone from a book bag. Unknown exact time or place where theft occurred. Inc 98-081 Traffic Accident, Union parking lot, II: 17 a.m. Student struck another student's vehicle while backing out ofa parking stall. Minimal damage. Inc 98-082 Personal Property Theft, Union Square, 8:49 p.rn. Student reports her purse stolen from underneat!- a table in Union Square. Inc 98-083 Unlawful Use of Telephone, University Apts., II :37 p.m. Student reports receiving threatening phone call from unknown person. Inc 98-063 Liquor Law Violation, Union, 10 p.m. Visitor was observed staggering out of the Union. Citation issued for underage consumption of alcohol. Subject was picked up and taken home by a parent. Inc 98-064 Harassment, University Apartments, II :53 p.m. Housing student reports receiving harassing phone calls from unknown male caller. Investigation pending. Inc 98-065 Agency Assist, Wood Road, 4:03 a.m. Officer assisted Kenosha Sheriff Dept. with loud noise complaint at Orchard Courts Apartments. Inc 98-066 Traffic Violation, CTH A, west of Wood Road., 10:08 a.m. Driver was issued a citation for speeding 67 mph in a 45 mph zone. Inc 98-067 Harassment, Comm/ Arts, I:24 p.m. Student reports continuing harassment by a male non-student. Investigation pending. Inc 98-068 Fire Alarm, Sports Activity Center, 2:00 a.rn Officer responded to a fire alarm call. No smoke or fire detected. Inc 98-069 Medical Assist, Sports Activity Center, I:53 p.m. Officer responded to a student who had injured his hip while playing basketball. Med. Unit 4 transported student to St. Catherine's Hospital. Inc 98-070 Sexual Assault, Sports Activity Center. Student reported being physically touched against her will in September of 1997. Investigation pending. / Inc 98-07' Personal Property Damage, Comm/Arts Lot., 8:53 p.m Student reports unknown person(s) broke the mirror from the vehicle. ' Inc 98-072 Medical Assist, Union Parking Lot, 11:23 a.m. Officer responded to a staff member who had injured her wrist when she fell after slipping on a patch of ice. Rescue was refused. Inc 98-073 Battery, Union Bazaar, 6:53 p.m. Officer took a report at University Apartments for battery to a student which occurred during a meeting being held in the Union. Roommate drove the injured student to St. Catherine's Hospital and the perpetrator was arrested - bond posted. Inc 98-074 Battery, University Apartments, II :20 p.m. Officer was dispatched to a fight in progress. Upon his arrival, fight had broken up but one suspect had run into Ranger Hall. It was alleged that a weapon and gang activity was involved. Inc 98-075 Criminal Damage to Property/State, University Apartments, 12:15 a.m. Two students reported a substantial amount of damage done to their apartments as a result of a fight which occurred earlier in the evening. Inc 98-076 Traffic Accident, Comm/Arts Lot, I:01 p.m. Two vehicles collided in a parking aisle as a result of one vehicle failing to yield the right- of-way, No injuries sustained. State accident report was completed. Inc 98-078 Indecent Exposure, University Apts, 8:33 p.m. Student reported another student exposed himself. Suspect was located in Ranger Hall, charged with Lewd &_Lascivious Behavior/Disorderly Conduct and arrested. PSGA Corner Coleen Tartaglia Editor-in-chief Parks ide Student Government Association Election Information * To be considered for candidacy, peti- tions can be picked up In the PSGA Office (WYLL DI39A) or Union 209 on Tuesday, Feb. 17 at noon and must be turned in by Thursday, Feb. 19 at 4:00pm. * The available positions are: I President I Vice-President II Fall Senate seats I SUFAC at-large seat I PUAB at-large seat * Any student enrolled with 6 or more credits, and a minimum 2.0 cum. G.P.A., may apply. * The ballot drawing will be held on Friday Feb. 20. This drawing will deter- mine in which order the naines will appear on the election ticket. * Debates for all positions will be heldat noon, March 3, in the Union Square. * Elections will be held March 4 & 5 in Molinaro Hall from 9:00am-8:00pm. Spring Open House Festival Mark Shilhavy, Forthe first time in a number of years, a University-wide open house is being planned for Saturday, April 25, 1998. This event is going to be called the "Spri~g Open House Festival". Its pur- pose IS to highlight the projects, pro- grams, talents and accomplishments of Ourfaculty, staff and students. The Spring Open House Festival will stretch through the halls of the whole UnIverSIty. All faculry, staff and students are asked to participate. In the past UW- Parkside's open houses were mainly a chance for prospective students and their parents to receive information on admis- sions and other basic campus informa- tion. The new Spring Open House Festival will be different. Now, faculty, staff, and students are being asked to use demonstrations, presentations, perfor- mances, displays, and exhibits to better represent their various academic areas, clubs, organizations, offices, and pro- grams on campus and in the community. Please start planning for this amazing event. Remember that this is a great opportun ity for every aspect of the uni- versity to shine. NewS February 12, 1998. page 3 BloodDrive February 18 KristiMico Every three minutes a patient in an area hospital needs a blood transfu- sion, yet only 4% of the eligible popula- tion donates blood. Donating blood can- not hurt you; the needles used are sterile and discarded after one use, and there is even a blood drive contest on campus. The club to get the most people to donate in their club's name wins a pizza party! However, to qualify you must call 595.2366 in advance to make an appoint- ment, and provide the name of the club you wish to donate for. Please make an appointment so the Blood Center of Southeastern Wisconsin can adequately prepare for everyone, Lastly, in addition to being at least 17 years old and 110 pounds, you must have a form of identifi- cation with you, never had hepatitis or any risk factors or behaviors associated with AIDS, and be free of major cold, flu, or allergy symptoms. It is also rec- ommended that you avoid strenuous activities for 4-6 hours after your dona- tion. You can help people with NO risk of hurting yourself. The whole process takes about an hour. Make an appoint- ment. Just call 595.2366. It's a wonder- ful feeling. - - Are you at least 17 years of age? Doyou weigh at least 110 pounds? If youanswered "Yes" to both questions, thenyou may be eligible to donate blood. Theblood drive will be held on Wednesday,February 18, from 9:00am- 1:30pmin Union 104-106. Sponsoring thedrive are the Molecular Biology Club, pre-HealthClub, and Student Health and Counseling. When you give one of the ten to twelvepints of blood in your body, sever- alpeople benefit. The blood is separated intothe three components: Red blood cells,plasma, and platelets. Red blood cells,used for surgery or anemia patients, carryingoxygen from the lungs to all partsof the body. Plasma, used for hemophilia, bum, or accident patients, and is the yellow fluid in which necessary elements, nutrients, clotting factors, and theother blood components are suspend- ed, Platelets, used during open heart surgery as well as for cancer or leukemia patients undergoing chemotherapy and radiation treatments, aid in stopping bleeding where injury occurs. Small Print Show on Display Now Meridith Jumisko, Features editor size limitation is the interesting twist in the exhibit. The matted works cannot exceed 18 inches in any dimension. The 118 prints by 102 artists may be viewed Mondays and Thursdays, 1-6 p.rn. and Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 7- 10 p.m. Most of the works will be for sale, with prices ranging from $30 to $400. Juror Joseph Ruzika, curator of draw- ings and prints for the Milwaukee Art museum, assembled the show from 800 entries by 274 artists from 4.1states. The exhibit is one of only a handful of national print shows and draws the atten- tion of the best printmakers across the country, according to Doug DeVinny, department chair and the exhibit director. The show also generates scholarship money for the art department, which doesn't typically receive heavy outside scholarship support, according to DeVinny. The show usually generates about $3000 in sales of very limited-edi- tion prints, with 20% going toward art department scholarships. Small Print Show on Display Now taken from Public Relations press release Area artists and UW-Parkside alumni are among a highly competitive field of printmakers chosen to show their works at the 11th Parks ide National Small Print Exhibition through Feb. 19. In an unprecedented honor for alumni, UW-Parkside graduate Gary Weidner took the top cash award in the juried show, which is the most anticipated annu- al art event at the University. Weidner- now exhibiting and working in Chicago- won a $200 prize for a series of three prints which are on display in the Art Gallery. The free exhibition features a range of printing techniques from centuries old traditional engraving methods to cutting~ edge computer-generated imagery. The ClubChanges Format Mark Shilhavy Parks ide Christian Fellowship (P.C.F.) formerly lntervarsity Christian Fellowship is restructuring its meeting schedule in order to delve deeper into the word of God, accommodate more mem- bers, and to allow more time for social interaction in the club. Instead of meeting in one large group fifty minutes a week (Wed. 12:00 - 12:50 Cart 128) they're going to break into two smaller groups, which will meet at the same time on Wednesdays to study the Bible using two books as six week Miss Kenosha Meridith Jumisko, Features Editor Even if you aren't a resident of Kenosha you can become Miss Kenosha! As long as you are a.full-time UW- Parks ide female student, a citizen of the U.S., between the age of 17 and 25, never have been pregnant or married you study guides each. The first book, Basic Christianity by John Stott, spent several weeks on the best seller's list, the other book is My Heart Christ's Home by Roger Munger. In addition to the Wednesday Bible studies P.C.F. will be meeting on Monday evenings from 7:30 - 9:00 at a club member's home. The Monday evening meeting will have speakers, worship, discussion, and social time with food after the meeting. The mem- bers of P.C.F. extend an invitation to all students and staff interested in Jesus Christ to join them. qualify. No entry fee is required. Judging is based on talent, interview, swimsuit, and evening wear. The crown- ing is March 7 at the Reuther High School A.uditorium. If interested, get your entry in as soon as possible. Just submit the adjacent entry blank. You can win a scholarship! If you have any ques- tions, call the Pageant President Lou Cristiano at 694.8893. MISS KENOSHA SCHOLARSHIP PAGEANT. INC OfFICAL CONTESTANT ENTRY BLANK NAME ----------------------- ADDRESS _ ClTV IZIP _ PHONE BIRTHOA V AGL-- i:~... II~'1T>-+~i:-.;.,,.,. .,......""+""-'.~.,..;-.:.--,,,;-------,,,;· ., "," MAILENl'RIEStO: MISS KENOSHA PAGEANT C/O lOU CRISTIANO 7723 - 39 TH. AVENUE KENOSHA.• WISCONSIN 53142 Happy Valentine's Day Meridith Jumisko February t4 is here again. It has come to be known as the day cards, flow- ers, candy, and chocolates are exchanged to express love. How did Saint Valentine's day come about? According to volume 21 and page 59 of the 1972 Funk & Wagnalls New Encyclopedia: "The holiday probably derives from the ancient Roman feast of Lupercalia (Feb. 15), for which young Roman men and maidens drew partners for the coming year by lottery. The festi- val gradually became associated with the feast day (Feb. 14) of two Roman mar- tyrs, both named Saint Valentine, who lived in the 3rd century. Saint Valentine has traditionally been regarded as the patron saint of lovers. The holiday is also associated with the legend that birds choose their mates on this date," What does the day mean to UW-Parkside students? Kerri Bachler says it means "Thinking about all the past jerks that never gave you anything." Doug St Martin states "It's a special day to be spent with your chick." Shawn Burwell adds, "It means choco- lates and heart shaped pizzas at Rocky RoceDeo's. " Features February 12, 1998. page FEBRUARY Volunteer of the Week Thurs. 12 Sal. 14 -con't Jennifer Baumer, AIDS RESOURCE CENTER OF WI (ARCW) Volunteer coordinator Slat~ "Gregg is doing an excellent job ase volunteer in the Emotional Suppana Program. He helps his client in his practical living and assists with bis work. The client told his case-manag ·how pleased he is with Gregg. Witb er Gregg's help he can continue his work. II Thanks Gregg for goingtbat extra mile to help someone needing support! Students are selected as "Volunteer of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared within the communi- ty and the impact their service has made in the lives of others. This weeks' volunteer is GREGG LUDWIG. Gregg Ludwig graduated from UW-Parkside in '93 with a BA degree in Sociology. He has returned for his teaching certificate and will complete his education in December '98. Gregg became a member of the Parkside Volunteer Program in the fall of '92 when he was assisted into two intern- ship placements: Working with children. Last fall, Gregg joined the thou- sands of walkers in Milwaukee for Wisconsin's largest fundraising event bene- fitting AIDS care, prevention, and research. That one-time experience inspired him to do more. In November he was trained as an Emotional Support Volunteer and was later matched with an AIDS patient with similar interests. Gregg volunteers at least four hours weekly helping with household pro- jects such as building a temporary fence, cleaning and organizing a work area, going to the grocery store and just being there to assist in any way he can. Gregg reported, "Helping someone with AIDS is a very posi- tive experience. It's educational and person- ally fulfilling." -Small Print Exhibition, Art Gallery, 1-6 p.m. -PAB film "Jerry Maguire', Union Cinema, 9 p.m. -Wornen's Basketball vs. Northern Kentucky, 5:30 p.m. Mon. 16 -Men's basketball vs. Northern Kentucky, 7:30 p.m. -Small Print Exhibition, Art Gallery, 1-6 p.m. -Winter Carnival Team Competition Forms due by noon in Union 209 -Accent on Enrichment presents Max Morath, the Ragtime Man, CART theatre, 7 p.m. Tues. 17 Friday the 13 -Free Stargate Laser, Union Bazaar, 10a.m.4p.m. -Resident Advisor Applications due -Small Print Exhibition, Art Gallery, 7-10 p.m. -PAB film "Jerry Maguire", Union Cinema, 7 p.m. Wed. 18 -A Touch of R.E.A.L.L.1.T.Y., continu- ation of African oral tradi- tion, Union Square, 7 p.m. -Spring Blood Drive, Union 104-106, 9 a.m.- I:30 p.m., make an appointment x2366 Sat. 14 -Free noon concert, George Lindquist plays the guitar, Union Cinema Happy Valentine's Day!! .- Women's basketball vs. Indianapolis, I p.m. -Jessica Care Moore, spo- ken word performer, pre- sents her poetry, Unior Cinema, 7 p.m., free ~Ak:'.[ AN INNITfAL Dt.PO ~IT oN YOUR R.ANCjb.J2.CAr2.D AND... • RtCbM. COLPorb f~ rm. fOOD ftyb.R !JAYb. TO CAR12.y CA,6U ACjAN '" jAYb. 55% tIN b.Yb.RY AI<.cL!Ajb. • -Men's basketball vs. Indianapolis, 3 p.m. -Small Print Exhibition, Art Gallery, 7-10 p.m. -Fifth Annual Sweetheart Ball, get tickets at Union Information desk, Union Square, 7 p.m. The Ranger News Amanda Bulgrin Editor-in-Chief Coleen Tartaglia Editor-in-Chief Jenny Puccini BusinessManager Ann Marie Schaeffer Communications Editor Patricia Scofield . LayoutEditor Coleen Tartaglia Copy Editor Rebecca Vankerkvoorde News Editor Dehnel Kluzak Entertainment Editor Nicole Sturdevant Features Editor Michelle LaCount Photo Editor Connie Sanders Office Assistant Ranger News University of Wisconsin-Farksidc 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 414/595.2287 :Features F ebruary 12, 1998. page 5 I Winter Carnival is Coming Meridith Jumisko, Features editor :: The annual UW-Parkside Winter carnival begins Monday February 23 and thereis still time to participate. Heather flohr, a member of the three-student WinterCarnival committee, states the carnival is "a fun break in the middle of the semester." There are some changes thisyear, including having the royalty contest now instead of at Homecoming. The royalty forms are due today, Thursday, in Union 209. Flohr says the male and female with the "most school spirit" will be crowned Snow King and Snow Queen. It's not just a popularity ~ntest-- there are now three more components to the usual voting of 'pick your favorite'. One, the club the person comes from must participate in the team competitions. Two, the person must be Kids Love Romantic stuff - Tips on love. From those that should know (all) WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? "Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8) "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tom, 5) WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?? "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a sec- ond date." (Mike, 10) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOME- ONE?? "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10) "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kelly, 9) THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynene,9) "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I interviewed by a panel of faculty and staff, where each person is asked the same questions. Three, the person is Judged by how much he/she publicized himself/herself with posters and so on. The voting takes place during the carni- val. The Snow King and Snow Queen each receive a crown and a present. Clubs or just groups offriends are invited to participate in the competitions. The team competition forms are due by noon on Monday, the 16th in Union 209. Forms are available in Union 209. The activities include window painting, skit competition, coin wars, andjail & bail. Points are tiibulated for each event. At the end prizes are given for the overall scores. First prize is $100, second is $75, third is $50, and fourth is $25. So, gather your friends and/or fellow group members and show UW-Parkside you know how to have some fun! Read next week's Ranger for more details. • don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7) CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEO- PLE "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan,9) "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8) ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9) "If falling in love is anything like learn- ing how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7) ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8) "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7) "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9) CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8) SOME EMPLOYERS DEIUND EXPERIENCR. WE OFFER IT. You can't get the job without experience-but where do you get the experience to get the job? The Army will train you in your choice of over 200 job skills, if you qualify, High tech ...mechan- ical. ..medical ...manyother specialties with civilian uses, too. And you'D also develop self-confldence and a sense of fespqnsibiUty. For the oiferofa lifetime, see your Army Recruiter. ARMf. BE ALL YOU CAM BE: CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE "I'm in favor of love as long as 'it does- n't happen when "The Simpsons" are on television." (Anita, 6) "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."(Bobby, 8) "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10) THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NEC- ESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8) SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6) "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9) "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9) HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE? "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love ." (John, 9) "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8) "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on fire." (Christine, 9) WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINK- ING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU" "The person is thinking: Yeah, 1really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9) HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7) "It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOME- ONE? "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over . you ...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10) HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7) "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8) Entertainment . February 12, 1998. page ( AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18) It's rough trying to tell that loved one how you feel. Keep your eyes open for subtle hints that he or she may be tossing your way. A secret glance, a sensual touch, or a smile in your direction. Love is in the air. PISCES (FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 19) If you are caught in a love trian- gle, remember that two is better than one. ARIES (MARCH 20 - APRIL 19) Your friends miss you. Why don't you try to clear some time this weekend for a rendezvous at the place of your choice? TAURUS (APRIL 20 - MAY 20) Valentine's Day is the perfect time to start a new romance. Take advantage of the romantic evening. GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUNE 20) Cupid is pointing his arrow in your direc- tion. Bend over and take it in the #%$, baby. CANCER (JUNE 21 - JULY 22) Seeing as how ARIES was irresponsible and didn't supply the big ass cookies, now it is your tum. For Valentine's Day, why don't you pick up the heart shaped big ass cookies at the hard hat cafe and drop it by the Ranger Office? You will be handsomely rewarded in next weeks' issue. LEO (JULY 23 - AUGUST 22) No chicks will go out with Davey Crockett wannabes on Valentine's day. Just a tip. VIRGO (AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22) You are cute. Be Mine. Hot dog. Sexy. LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22) Love is going to blossom for you this weekend. That special someone that you have had your eye on in the Admissions Office will begin to realize that their rose is blooming before their eyes. SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21) The day after Valentine's Day is another day for loooooooooooove. Scoop up that special someone at a meeting that morning. SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21) Roses are red. vio- lets are blue, they'll be sad if they don't get a Valentine from you. CANDYCORN (DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19) If you feel the need to leave vulgar messages on someone's voice mail, let's make sure that it is about something with a point. Dear Dr. Proctor Dear Dr. Proctor, I have a very big problem with my roommate. She is nice and fun to be around, but she has a very bad habit. See, she grew up in a culture where you don't use nail clip- pers. So she chews her finger nails like I chew a hot dog, but that is not what bothers me. Last week, I walked in my room after class and came upon her sitting on the floor. She was hunched over, she wasn't stretch- ing, or in pain, but she was chewing her toe nails. EWE GROSS!!!!! It was so gross. She looked up at me and said hi • "Hi???? I just caught you nawing on your toe nails and all you say is hi?" Well that is not all, She kept chewing even after I was there. She contin- ued to use her teeth under her long grimey nails. Instead of spitting out the crap she got out for under them, she pushed it around her mouth to get the taste and then she swal- lowed. Now that is soooooooo gross. I need some advice on what to tell toe-girl. Please help ... Fed up with the toe Dear Fed Up with Toe, EWE! is right. When read- ing this letter, I was highly disgusted. It seems as though your roommate needs some help in the grooming area. My suggestion for you is to simply purchase a toe-nail clipper for this disturbed young person and slip it into her view. Another suggestion is for you to actually clip your toe-nails while your roommate is watching. Sometimes it helps to show what the average person does to eliminate long nails. lfthese suggestions don't help, I implore you to sit down with your friend and explain how insane it is for someone to chew and digest their dirty toe-nails. After all, you would be saving others from having to view this problem. Questions? Need Advice? Send them to Dr. Proctor at the Ranger or e-mail: floweOOO@uwp.edu She Said ...Amanda BUlgrin LOVE IS IN THE AIR... Ah .. .I love Valentine's Day' It's a perfect time to cuddle up With the love of your life in front of a wann fire and think about how much you love that special someone. There is nothing better than being with theone you love on such a special day. Flowers, candy, hearts and pink...What could make for a better day? Nothin' . . I tell 'you! It IS pure heaven. Here you go, guys, this is your perfect chance to prove your love to us gals. I don't think we ask for much. All we want is to feel special and wanted this one day of the year. Is that too much to ask for? I think not. Really, how hard is it to show your love one day out of 365? Ifthat is too much to ask, then forget you, buddy! We gals prove our love eve!)' single day. We watch wrestling, sit in your ugly car and hang with the boys on a regular basis. Now it is time to turn the tables. This Valentine's Day had bet. ter be special for that girl or she will toss you aside like yesterday's news and find herself a mac-daddy to fulfill her every dream. Now, you are proba- bly wondering how to make that gal happy. Here are some suggestions: I. Diamonds 2. Roses (Not carnations, ROSES) 3. Romantic dinner 4. Get out of that WWF T-shirt and take a look at the GAP 5. Did I mention diamonds? 6. Trade in the '81 Buick Riviera for something a little classier. Now that you have all of the basics, tum yourself into Prince Charming and make your gal miss her midn ight curfew. He said.... She said .... Meeting the healthcare needs of you and your family ... ~,.,~ family Practice Center ~, All Saints Healthcare System located in Tallent Hall Hours: Monday - friday 8 am, to 5 p.m, Call 553-9500 to schedule an appoi~tment Amanda Bulgrin and Jody Hipp he said ...Jody Hipp I HATE VALENTINE'S DAY! Bah humbug to all you out there who will be celebrating Valentine's Day. What a stupid holiday. It shouldn't be a holiday. A real holiday would be Mopar Day. I recently separated with my girl- friend and I am kind of glad because then I won't have to buy her something for Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is a girl holiday, it is not a holiday for men. This is just another day for women to milk more money out of us men, and I am fed up. It is not enough to get presents on Christmas, their birthday, Sweetest Day, or whatever. Now they expect to get pre- sents on Valentine's Day. Well I am putting my foot down! I am not spending any more money on a chick! I am a struggling college student trying to put myself through school and I don't need a girl hanging on my neck and weighing me down. What I need to do is spend a little money on myself, like buy' some nice dice for my car, or a new paint job, or get a new engine for my car. I can think of better ways to spend my money. I plan on spending Valentine's Day at a bar because I think it is cool to hang out at a bar, but I also have nothing else to do with my free time, No one wants to hang out with me anymore because I used to ditch them to hang out with my girlfriend. Nice friends. I am sure that ( am going to get a Valentine from some- one special. My mommy always gets me something nice for Valentine's Day. Two years ago she bought me new underwear- because myoid ones had battle scars on them and she was sick of washing them. Last year she bought me air freshener for my room because it stinks like a garbage dump. I think us men should join togeth- er and veto Valentine's Day. sp.orts . February 12,1998. page 7 I Tulip's Tiffs SonyaFlower SportsEditor n SKIING Okay let's give the skiers some credit.I went skiing for the first time in my life a few Fridays ago, and in spite of thetow-rope ripping the crap out of my mittens,I had a great time. I know, you arenot suppose to have mittens, gloves area key asset...but I didn't know that. Aftermy mitten incident, some bad ass thatwhooped past me at 90 miles per hourand made me fall on my keister. I mustsay that was the worst th ing- hesidestrying to get up after I fell down theski lift. I went up the first time all by myself(pout), but the damn thing was rockinglike a mad dog. It was like I was- n't even onthe wretched thing, and when I looked down ...oh Lord, that was great! Abillion feet in the air and I'm sitting on some metal chair that is swaying back andforth, feeling like the winds are a hundred miles an hour, with heavy skis on my feet, and I know that I am going to fall. I cringe and am praying to the Ski- God that he could spare me some relief. Anyway, as I was sitting on this cold bench while the skiiers below are zipping around like they are a human slingshot. These guys are trucking and here I am, snowplowing the whole way down the hill, praying that I can stop, and not run over anyone who falls in my path. It was a great experience, don't get me wrong, but some th ings shou Id be left to people who are capable of handling them. I am NOT one of those people. Website Correction Sonya Flower Sports Editor The wrestling website address that was in the last issue was wrong, and ithas ·also changed. The new address is http://amberland.home.ml.org/wrestling. A non-related sports website is a site to sell used books. This address is http://amber land. home .ml.org/books. Check it out,you can buy books for up to 50% off the cost. It is a great deal so hop online and check it out. Send your comments to rodicOOO@uwp.edu. Thanks! ! Wrestlers fall to UW- Stevens Point Sonya Flower Sports Editor On February 4, the Ranger Wrestlers hosted a dual meet against UW- Stevens Point, but were defeated by a score of 15-25. Individual winners for Parkside were Joe Charles (118) who defeated Bauer by a score of 4-2. In the 158 pound weight class, Boone Smith defeat- ed UW-SP's Weix 5-2. Jeramie Ott (177) pinned Prosen at the 2:32 mark. Andy Tubbs defeated Kureck but a score of 10- 8 in the.190 weight class. So far the Rangers are 2-9 in dual meets this year. Their next meet is on the 18th against Marquette University. Good Luck guys!!l!'! Women's Basketball Falls to Missouri - St. Louis Sonya Flower Sports Editor The Ranger basketball team traveled to Missouri-St. Louis to match up for a conference battle, but came up short, losing 62-88. Leading scorers were Heather Bogenschneider with 16 points, 8 rebounds and 2 blocks. Freshman Haley Meyer added 9, and Shaundra Randolph had 8 points. The Rangers shot 41.7% in the game. 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