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Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside a nger Thursday, April 16, 1981 Vol. 9 - No. 26 Breadth of Knowledge Students concerned by Ken Meyer Editor An April 10 student forum dealing with the proposed revision of the Breadth of Knowledge requirements expressed much student concern about the proposal being considered by the Academic Policies Committee (APC). Students stated concern that the proposal, if implemented, would result in: extending the student's stay at Parkside, causing additional financial burdens; time conflicts in scheduling courses; losing academic freedom because students wouldn't be able to work directly .in their major, thus possibly hurting their grade point average; bigger classes or more sections of courses which will create staffing problems; and making Parkside unattractive to non - traditional students. Donella Elsen, a non - traditional business student, said, "To me, looking at what you're proposing right now, were I to consider coming to Parkside under this proposal, I would be overwhelmed. I would not come to Parkside." Elsen commented that the requirements would keep students here longer. Assoc. Professor of Physics Ben Greenebaum, a member of APC's Breadth of Knowledge subcommittee, said, "It's not a question of whether we're keeping you here longer or whether we are removing an elective so you can put (a requirement) in its place." Asst. Professor of Mathematics Leo Comerford, another subcommittee member said, "Nobody's talking about keeping students here longer. The number of c redits required for graduation is 120, p eriod. As far as concerns that changing the requirements might diminish the number of students, those are real concerns. But I think they were much more serious concerns with the Collegiate Skills program, and I think the effects of that program have proved to be positive. I think it hasn't significantly harmed the enrollment and I think it's good for the (reputation) of the institution. So I don't perceive any serious negative effects (with the proposal)." Some students expressed the feeling that the Collegiate Skills and current Breadth of Knowledge requirements are adequate. Others agree with the subcommittee that the Breadth of Knowledge needs revision, but that the current proposal isn't the right way to go about changing it. Said Life Science Professor Surinder Datta: "I believe we ought to very seriously go back and (say), 'Yes, the requirements were wrong, there were some loopholes.' Find ways of fixing those loopholes rather than increasing the requirements. Comerford answered, "We anticipate we'll have roughly the same number of students taking roughly the same number of credits. People will come here and take 120 credits. I don't understand how people see this enormous strain on resources in attending classes." Many students, however, do see the strains that the proposed requirements might have on students. There are many courses that are required for majors that are not offered every semester or every year, said PSGA Senator Bill Morrone, "If I had to fulfill the Breadth of Knowledge requirement, I would either be putting the requirement off, trying to squeeze these (major) courses in, or fulfilling the Breadth of Knowledge and losing in my area of concentration because of course availability." "You can answer that by saying courses will be available," continued Morrone. "Well, if they're going to be available, you have to make them available more often or go outside of that area of concentration to get an ad-hoc professor who will not be proficient to teach these courses." Greenebaum answered, "It was recognized that there would be fewer non - required electives at the upper - levels, either in or out of your field. We figured that rather than analyze every single major ourselves, we would go RANGER photo by Dan McCormack BEECHAM ROBINSON (left), chairperson of the Academic Policies Committee addresses students during an April 10 forum. around to the divisions and probably catch most of the problems from the division faculties themselves." The Science and Humanities divisions have expressed concern about staffing, but have come up with alternatives, according to Beecham Robinson, APC chairperson. "How much money is this going to cost students?" asked A1 Holzman, a business student. "It's going to cost you nothing extra," said Comerford. "For almost everybody there's loads of room to complete (the Breadth of Knowledge requirements) and major requirements and still have flexibility. It's only for a very few programs with a very large number of credits required for the major, double - major programs ... that there might be some relatively small increase in the number of c redits." "It is not the intention to pull money out of th e student's pocket (or) to pad the number of credits," said Greenebaum. "If anything the faculty, if it's going to fear something, is going to fear a loss in enrollment because people will decide to go someplace else." Academic freedom was mentioned by many students. "I don't think I need you to tell me (what Continued On Page Six Student demonstration results in dialogue by G. Helgeston A student protest in front of t he UW - Parkside Bookstore on April 10 resulted in a dialogue between protestors and Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services Carla Stoffle. Visiting assistant professor of political science Dan McGovern and a small group of students conducted the protest, which raised the issue of student ownership of the bookstore and coincided with the 111th anniversary of Lenin's birthday. Parkside's bookstore is currently managed and supplied by Follett, Inc. of Milwaukee. Protestors said they felt that the bookstore, as it is currently managed, is a "rip-off" because of "high prices" and "inefficiency" which leads to what protestors said they considered to be a lack of variety in books and shortages of supplies. Student cooperative ownership of the bookstore, students said, would be preferable. At a few minutes after 11 a. m., students began the protest, which attracted little attention from passing students until Parkside security officer Vincent Gigliotti appeared from the direction of the Union. Gigliotti asked the students to disburse, stating that they were violating campus regulations forbidding "demonstrations within the campus buildings." Students, however, refused to disburse and the officer began to collect student I. D.'s. At this point two students indicated that they felt that the administration should know about the demonstration and, despite Gigliotti's attempts to stop them RANGER photo b y Dan McCormack STUDENTS HELD A DEMONSTRATION outside the bookstore on April 10. they broke from the group and ran to administrative offices on the third floor of WLLC. A few minutes later, Assistant Chancellor Stoffle was also in front of the bookstore. After reading placards the protestors were carrying, she asked, "What else do you want to own?" Follet, she said, does have definite problems on this campus. "They have the highest return rate of any campus they currently service," she said. "Also, they only made $1500 on us last year. They're only with us because they think in the long term a profit will be made." "But students are right about needing a variety of things outside of texts," Stoffle said. "We've been pushing Follett to do that." Follet, Stoffle said, was the sole bidder for and received the University contract four years ago, and comes up for a renewal decision next January. Stoffle had several arguments against the concept of a student owned and run bookstore. "Some campuses do own their own bookstores," she said, "but it's a drag on resources and students pay for it." Students answered by noting that they currently pay about $100 per semester to buy books that, they said, they often have trouble reselling at the end of the semester. One protestor said, "I spend so much money on books and then at the end of the semester they (the bookstore) gives me a lousy 5% for the book, which they resell." "It would save some of your cost (to operate the bookstore on a rental basis), but not all," Stoffle said. "On this campus, we're paying the lowest segregated fee in the system, and that doesn't include rental. Seg. fees would go up." "Also, a text book rental system restricts academic freedom," Stoffle said. "Once a faculty member orders a book cm that system, he or she must live with it for five years. Faculty like to be up on the latest in a field and be able to make a choice." Kathy Slama, a member of Parkside's Student Government Assocation (PSGA), told protestors, "We didn't know people were interested (in the management of the bookstore)." Slama said there is a PSGA committee working on the problem and that committee meetings are open to student participation.. "The bookstore committee sets policy," she said. On Monday, Stoffle said that campus bookstores are "never as good as you want them to be. There are places that are a whole lot better. We've been constantly working to improve ours." The campus owned bookstores in the UW - System, Stoffle said, add a per - student fee of b etween $30 and $45. But, Stoffle said, "That doesn't mean students at these schools cover all their expenses through that fee — some faculty, no doubt, require books that are not available through the campus bookstore." Stoffle said that there are also outside problems surfacing at Parkside, as they are on every campus this year. This year, she said, student enrollments are up. Also, a new IRS ruling has ended tax write - offs for unused books, and so publishers are printing in smaller runs, she said. Both these factors result in shortages that are not controllable on the level of the campus bookstore, she said. "What you're paying for is not entirely the bookstore's fault," she said. The Parkside bookstore, Stoffle said, pays a rental fee every month of $600 plus 6% of gross sales. Last year's university profit on rental came to $25,000, Stoffle said. This money was used for various student functions, like Winter Carnival and High School Night, she said. Until two years ago, these funds were used to "keep the Union out of the red," Stoffle said. On Monday, Parkside Security Chief Ron Brinkman said that no report had been filed and no action was being taken against student protestors involved in the incident. Brinkman said that demonstrations are allowed inside Parkside buildings, but that protestors may not obstruct access to University lands, buildings, or rooms. Protestors also may not carry signs supported by standards or sticks, make excessive noise or threaten or attempt to use force or violence against members of th e university community or university property. "These things happen so seldom here that my officer had no experience in dealing with it (the protest)," Brinkman said. "Now that the officers know the rulings, it won't happen again." Thursday, April 16,1981 Breadth of Knowledge: revise the revision by Ken Meyer Editor Revising the Breadth of Knowledge requirements will not affect students currently at Parkside, but it is a matter of such importance that we must not act selfishly and uncaringly about the proposed change. Requirements are the essence of a university. They reveal how an institution feels about the way higher education should be conducted. If the requirements are weak and unstructured, the university looks like a failure. If the requirements are overly rigid and extreme, the university will suffer by appearing unattractive to prospective students. On that scale, the current Breadth of Knowledge requirements are more the former and the proposed changes propel the requirements completely across the spectrum to the latter. What we need now is a satisfactory median. Many problems and concerns were brought out last Friday at a student forum in which students gave their opinions on how the proposed revisions would affect them and their majors. Among the students' complaints: financial burdens caused by students having to stay at Parkside an extra semester or two; staffing problems caused by offering more sections of r equired courses (either that or have bigger class sizes); too much diluting from a student's work in his or her particular field of study. Some people don't see the difference between the current and the proposed requirements because a student would still need 120 credits to graduate. The average requirements for a major are 40 credits; add on the current Breadth of Knowledge it becomes 78 credits (counting foreign language). So that leaves roughly 40. credits of electives a student can take. That seems adequate. But the proposal would raise the number of Breadth of Knowledge requirements by 10, thereby lowering the number of e lectives. Also, the proposed requirements go from the current broad and inconclusive requirements to a set of requirements that contain questionable areas. They are proposing too many required credits. Not only would the proposal reduce the number of ele ctives, it would, as students said at the forum, create financial burdens, staffing problems and scheduling conflicts. The APC should fix the loopholes of the Breadth of Knowledge without adding to the number of credits. Fix the problems but don't create additional ones. It's commendable that the Academic Policies Committee wants the best for Parkside's requirements by reviewing existing standards to see if they are doing what they were intended to do. Revisions are needed, and the Breadth of Knowledge subcommittee saw that. But the bottom line is, their revision needs to be revised. New SOC officers should clean up election process by G. Helgeson At the last bi-weekly meeting of the Student Organizations Council (SOC), next year's chairperson and vice-chairperson were elected. Sort of. On April 7, Sarkis Yoghourtdjian, who is currently president of International Students, became SOC's new chair. Chuck Neu was elected vice-chair. I have absolutely no quarrel with the persons who are in these positions. Becuase of my work for Ranger, I am familiar with both Neu and Yoghourtdjian, who seem to be very concerned, capable people. They have convinced me they are committed to solving SOC's current problems responsibly. And they seem to be very aware of their joint ties to the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) and to individual student groups. During the voting process last week, however, I did notice certain inadequacies that I challenge these new leaders to correct as their first project in office. As soon as club presidents entered the room last week, they were handed ballots with a list of names on them and told to vote.. Many voters seated around me were confused — and understandably so. They had hever heard those candidates running against the incumbents speak. Many of them had not even been present two weeks prior when the candidates had been pointed out to the group by SOC chair Jan Oechler, who was running for reelection. Many of them had never met the non-incumbent candidates. Yoghourtdjian also noticed the confusion. He tried to correct that situation by making a motion before the other members to provide a few minutes before the voting process was completed for all the candidates to introduce themselves and to address the pertinant issues. A vote was taken and failed 10-8-2. None of the other candidates then spoke, except Oechler, who was chairing the meeting. When the official vote was tallied, it was discovered that Yoghourtdjian had won by one vote, and Neu had won by four votes, making the election a very close one. Even more surprising than the vote, however, was the number of persons who voted. In the vote to decide whether or not members would hear from their candidates, 20 persons voted. In the election itself, 33 persons voted. There is truly something wrong when so many out of a voting body do not register even an abstention to show their preference on an issue as important as whether or not candidates for leadership positions will speak to them before an election. Moreover, there is something drastically wrong when the chair of that body accepts a vote that nowhere near represents the wishes of the group as a whole. This is especially true when a simple command for order from Oechler would have increased the vote and lessened everyone's confusion. Yoghourtdjian and Neu won by only a slim margin; that means they will be under some pressure to prove themselves during the coming year. One of the ways in which they can gain more support from SOC members (and a lot of other people around here) is to get to work on the sort of proglems that were ironically reflected in the process that Yoghourtdjian and Neu got their positions through. I challenge them to do so. Happy Easter ganger Ken Meyer FHitnr .".'::::;:.Bui.nesV^nager Sue Michett _dS Wendy Wes.pha, Feature id! o Eton pt^nn Edi,°r 5 "" p*"ln0 Ginger Helgeson Photo Editor Edjtor STAFF Carni ££?*» Farrel1' Dan Galbraith, Mike Holmdohl, Carol Klees, Dan McCormack, Lori Meyer, Bruce Preston Kim Schlater, Janet Wells, Jeff Wicks ' res pons! ble'tor"i is* ed i torla | e^Mcyband'content °' UWParkside and th*V are solely 013,; u„. Names w ill be wi thheld f or va lid rea sons reserves ll! "1 2/8t.9 a m' ,or Publication on T hursday. The RA NGER SSorTcfrS" Pr""'egeS Which 'coni^SK from the ganger staff |OP 4Q4UST THE WAU. C4Pn*M57 Sunset Fog Soc/ALlSssif y A j U i \ HE Y Coaj IUL ? To the Editor: Concerned over proposed change in r equirements To the Editor: Recently I attended an open forum put on by PSGA. The forum's agenda was the proposal of the Breadth of Knowledge as stated on February 25, 1981. T his proposal was published in the April 2nd issue of the Ranger. This proposal would change the Breadth of Knowledge from the current 30-38 cr. to approximately 48 cr. A fairly strong student turnout was evident due to the sensitive issue and the promotion by the current president, Jim Kreuser. Beecham Robinson, chair of the Academic Policy Committee, was pleased at the opportunity to exchange ideas with the student body. He said that this was the first time in his nine years at Parkside that he had the opportunity to participate in a forum with students. With the support of Prof. Datta and Prof. Carmen the students expressed their deep concern over th~ present proposal. Many valid points were brought up and it is hoped that this attempt to show the Committee the flaws in their proposal will be met with an open mind. I, along with members of the student body that I have talked to, express our deep concern over this change in policy. I feel that the present Breadth of Knowledge is more than adequate and major change to it would lower the quality of education. If the changes were to be implemented most, if not all, special interest classes would be eliminated. Higher level courses in all areas would be offered less frequently because the staff would have an increased number of introductory classes. Persons majoring in Med. Tech., Pre Med, Pre Law, IEH, and some education majors would find it impossible to graduate in four years unless they took summer school. More importantly, more money is going to be spent, both by the student and the school. The school is going to have to offer more classes at more times and add ad hoc instructors to meet this load; which will increase costs and lower the quality of education. Many students will be at school for longer times during the day andor evenings; some will have to stay an extra semester. Where is this money to come from when financial aid is being reduced and Parkside's operating budget being cut back? I ask you, the students and faculty, to speak out against this change in the Breadth of Knowledge. We should have the right to an individualized education and not to be "universally cloned." John Alan Kemper ganger is now accepting applications for Editor and Business Manager for the 1981-82 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: April 24, 1981 Send application ^Lcom & resume to : UW-Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141 UW System produces blueprint for equality MADISON - The UW-System has reviewed its 1970's progress toward equal opportunity in education and produced a blueprint for successfully completing the effort in the 1980's. A UW System task force report mailed last week to members of the board of regents contains 33 recommendations for attaining equal opportunity for women in this decade. "This report appropriately stresses what remains to be done rather than emphasizing the often significant progress that has been made by our institutions," President Robert M. O'Neil said in a covering letter. "It is a blueprint designed to give guidance to the entire system in Working toward achieving its commitment to equal opportunity in education and employment," he added. The regents, meeting in Madison today and tomorrow (April 9-10), will be asked to approve a time schedule for institutional review of the task force recommendations. They also will be asked to adopt recommendations to establish a system advisory council on the report and give funding for the academic and non - academic needs of women a top priority in the next several biennial budgets. The Regents' Task Force on the Status of Women was chaired by Board President Joyce Erdman of Madison. It began its work in December, 1979 and last year held a system - wide series of hearings. The resulting report, said Erd- Assistant Chancellor Stoffle replies to Task Force optimism by G. Helgeson "I guess I would be a bit skeptical," Carla Stoffle commented on the UW-System projection of changes in the status of women in Wisconsin higher education during the 1980's. Stoffle chaired UW-Parkside's Institutional Resource Committee for the Task Force on the Status of Women last spring. She is also one of the highest ranking women in the UW-System campus administration. One of her foremost concerns is about the status of women and minorities in education. Stoffle feels that it is "naive" to believe that making recommendations about women's status in education is enough to solve their problems. "One of the criticisms I have heard is that all the Task Force did was make recommendations," she said. "No way of enforcing them is the problem. A few years ago, it was the same for the minority Task Force." However, Stoffle does feel that the Task Force accomplished some goals. "They did a good, thorough job of laying out the problem areas," she said, "and the position of Woman Council to the President of the System means that women will have more direct influence than they have in the past. Reporting directly to the President is a way of keeping problems on the front burner." The only way that women can make significant progress, according to Stoffle, is by making it possible for women to move into non - traditional fields in the university, by actively seeking women for faculty positions and by making visible those women who are already qualified for administrative positions in education. "Once you have significant numbers of women in these areas," Stoffle said, "you'll begin to see more women hired for non - traditional positions, as faculty, in administrative positions at a higher level." "We've got to get women out of the idea that there are 'women's majors' with no alternatives," she said, adding, "It's OK if women want to major in college in a traditional field, but we've got to begin identifying women who need alternatives." One of the ways to help women open career choices, Stoffle said, is to reach them at the high school level. "A woman is still in high school when she decides not to take math, but her occupational choices are cut by 3/4 without it," she noted. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASS OCIATION KENOSHA SAVINGS & LOAN ASSOCIATION Tomakeyour future look much brighter. In the areas of women in faculty and administrative positions, Stoffle said the main tasks ahead are in identifying^ and recommending women who are capable. "Many women are qualified for positions in higher education now," she said, "but they need to be recommended initially by someone important, to get a step ahead "of everyone else. That's the way the system works." Women who are already in these positions need to help other women, Stoffle said. "Women are going to have to be a little more tolerant of other women, more supportive," she said. "Women in administration cannot be 'queen bees' and hope to help other women. They cannot remain unique and different." "Even with men who get ahead, if you are different, you are subject to all kinds of gossip. Women must learn to be less sensitive to it, not to be afraid to be themselves. Women administrators have certain qualities, as do successful men, that make them aware and sensitive to people's problems. This is a much more humane way to go. This is an androgynous quality." Also, Stoffle sees the Task Force recommendations as "pointing out some unique needs of women, like the recommendation for better child care facilities. I hope it goes through, but eight or ten years ago, you wouldn't have even seen the recommendation." "But you can't relax," Stoffle said. "I worry about the Reagan administration. Now what we're going to see across the country is how many people are really for affirmative action when much of the social legislation is removed." 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"By this deliberate and careful process we have now evolved a sound analysis of the present status of women, an analysis on which we have built pragmatic recommendations for attaining the needed goals of equal opportunity in the present decade," said Erdman. In its review, the task force found: Regent policy providing equal opportunities in education and eliminating discrimination based on sex had not been fully carried out. Women students still are clustered in such traditional areas of study as education, the arts, home economics and library sciences. Regent policies in the area of equal opportunity and affirmative action have not had a substantial impact on improving the status of women. Women employees remain in lower status and lower pay positions in the system. Current budget priorities offer no incentive to improve women's employment status. Sexual harassment is a serious issue facing students and employees. Campus protection and security is an area of continuing concern. The task force recommendations urged these actions in prescribed areas: STUDENTS — programs to encourage women to enter fields in which they have been traditionally underrepresented, reallocation of student service resources to meet the special needs of women, evaluation of campus security and health services available to women, and exploration of ways to provide more adequate child care. FACULTY — improve institutional records on recruiting, hiring, retention and promotion of faculty women; correct salary inequities between males and females; re - examine personnel rules to assure that women and minorities would not be disproportionately affected by layoffs. WOMEN'S STUDIES — ask faculty to incorporate material about women into the curriculum, introduce classroom materials reflecting the diversity of women's roles and experiences, seek every means to sustain women's studies programs in periods of funding decline. ACADEMIC STAFF — review personnel rules, procedures and practices to determine if they adversely affect the institutional participation and professional pursuits of women; support salary equity for women and programs to further their professional development. CLASSIFIED STAFF — support and strengthen equal pay policy; make training and development programs more accessible to clerical staff; support flexible work hours, job sharing and permanent part time positions; make a more equitable distribution of clerical positions within pay ranges. WOMEN IN ADMINISTRATION — reaffirm regent policy that search and screen committees agressively seek women candidates; strongly encourage internal promotion at the middle management level; introduce administrative internship programs for women at each institution in the system. The task force also asked the regents to adopt a series of changes in equal opportunity policy to strengthen affirmative action efforts. These include annual reports to the regents which assess institutional progress toward affirmative action goals; periodic examination of all employment policies, practices and procedures to assure none discriminate, and adequate financial support for affirmative action offices. You Don't Have to Invest Your Entire Summer to Earn Credits at the University of Wisconsin Oshkosh > i i OSHKOSH * one 8-week session June 15 - August 7 * two 4-week sessions «£une 15 - July 10 July 13 - A ugust 7 * 4-day class week * early morning classes * evening classes For information, clip and mail the form below to: Summer Semester University of Wisconsin Oshkosh Oshkosh, Wisconsin 54901 Please send me a Summer Class Schedule Name. Address. City .State. .Zip. 4 Thursday, April 16,1981 RANGER Student " M0C2U'eWSki' ^ National premiere UW-P hosts "See What I Sa y" by G. Heigeson UW - Parkside will host the premiere of "See What I Say," a film that speaks to the important shared concerns of advocates of deaf awareness and the feminist community, on May 9. The Union Cinema premiere will begin at Coupon V2 Off on the second buffet Eat All You Want Buffet Lunch Buffet $4.35 Dinner Buffet $6.55 10% Discount with UW-P I.D. Villa Capri Shopping Center 2116-20th Place 551-7883 2:30 p. m., with a wine and cheese reception to follow in the Bazaar area. Currently a finalist in the American Film Festival in New York, the film has been purchased by WGBH public television in Boston for a Holiday Special airing nationally this summer. Sponsors for "See What I Say" at Parkside are the Educational Outreach Office and Parkside Women's Concourse. Interviews with four deaf women and with feminist songwriter Holly Near, whose filmed concert is interpreted for the deaf, combine to reveal the frustrations of the deaf, who have limited access to cultural and political events. The film also captures the excitement that a live performance brings to the deaf community, while a hearing audience experiences a new language. Near's music is interpreted by Susan Freundlich, who incorporated mime and dance into American Sign Language. The film is a 25 minute, 16 mm documentary that was produced and directed by Michigan Women Filmmakers. Project directors for the film were Freddi Stevens, a special education instructor at Reuther Alternative High School in Kenosha, and Linda Chapman and Pam Le Blanc, both from 0e*Aosiria//^ Mail Personally Yours To: Stretch & Sew Fabrics 6100 Washington Ave. Racine, Wl 53406 Shirt Color Size S-M-L-XL Initials (3) Monogram Color Ladies ready-made scoop-neck shirt in a 50% polyester/50% cotton interlock knit. 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"The film won't be completed until it is captioned," Stevens said. "One of the major goals of this film is to show people how films and other cultural events can be made accessible to the deaf audience." "Our work on the film really started two years ago when all three of us attended the Michigan Women's Musical Festival," Stevens said. Everything was interpreted. Now that we're almost finished with captioning, we're really excited about the product we have to share. While working on "See What I Say," we learned not only more about film, but about the problems of the hearing impaired. We feel we have created a model of what can be done to include them in cultural activities." Student tickets for the Union Cinema premiere of "See What I Say" can be purchased at the Union Information Desk. The public can also obtain tickets from the Kenosha Achievement Center, Society's Assets of Racine or Developmental Disabilities Information Service of Racine. Tickets are priced at $3 for students and $6 for the public. Volunteers needed for conference by G. Heigeson Volunteer workers are needed for the week before and the days of UW - Parkside's womens conference, according to Esther Letvin, on - campus organizer for the conference. A training session will be held for volunteers at 1 p. m. on Monday in Greenquist 210, she said. At that time, volunteers will be able to work with the conference coordinators on publicity planning and can sign up to work during the conference. "Some volunteers will be able to attend the conference free if they donate enough of their time," Letvin said. She encourages students to volunteer. The conference, entitled "Accent on Women," will feature a one - woman dramatization of the life of 19th century feminist Margaret Fuller, a lecture on "Women in the Work Force" by feminist commentator Caroline Bird, an organizational fair featuring community agencies from Kenosha and Racine and a full day series of workshops. It will be held at Parkside on Friday night through Saturday, April 24 - 25. Childcare for the first 50 registered conference goers and volunteers will be supplied by Parkside's Child Care Center free of charge. Reservations must be made by April 15. For more information, call Maureen Budowle at ext. 2227. Brochures and registration forms for the conference are available at the Union Information Desk, at the Main Place Kiosk and at the Child Care Center. For more informaton call ext. 2351 between 1 and 5 p. m. weekdays. The conference fee, which includes all the events and a luncheon in the Union Dining Room, is $6.50 for students and $10.50 for the public. MDA summer camp requests recruits The Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) is recruiting student volunteers for an 8-day residential summer camp for children and teens, ages 8 to 18, with muscular dystrophy. The camp will be held June 13 - 20,1981 at the YMCA Camp Minikani on Amy Belle Lake in Hubertus, Wisconsin approximately a 30 minute drive northwest of Milwaukee. The main purpose of the camp is to provide a release for the camper, a chance to get away and a chance to communicate with others sharing common interests and mutual problems. While at camp, the campers and volunteers participate in a most diversified program of activities. There is swimming, boating, fishing, horseback riding, riflery, modified forms of baseball, hockey and other activities including art and crafts. Because the campers are physically handicapped and almost all are in wheelchairs, volunteer attendants are necessary. The MDA policy states that there will be one volunteer for each and every camper that attends. Without volunteers such a camp could not exist. The attendant is someone outside the home with whom the camper can talk with, depend on and confide in. He or she assists the camper whenever he or she needs help, actually becoming the campers arms and legs. The attendant is available to the camper 24 hours a day when necessary. Volunteers are required to arrive at camp Saturday morning, June 13th. Campers arrive on June 14th. This gives the volunteers a full day and evening for staff training and orientation. Room and board will be furnished. The only expense for the attendant is transportation to and from camp. The MDA is always in need of good volunteers. They believe that the program provides an excellent experience for students, both personally and professionally. For this reason, the MDA Summer Camp has been used as a field replacement for student credit or as a partial requirement in an independent studies program. If you wish to attend the MDA camp, send for an application to: MDA Summer Camp, 5918 W. North Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53208 or phone (414) 453-7600. Patronize Our Advertisers mmmmm mmmmin j AMow 2-3 weeks for delivery Zip ^oc'e -j .State POSTAL INSTANT PRESS Only BUCK to a Customer WILL GIVE THE BEARER ON DEMAND $1.00 TOWARD ANY RESUME PRINTING WHILE-YOU-WAIT 'ONE FAST BUCK< RANGER Thursday , April 16,1981 James recreates Fuller's life in one-woman show Margaret Fuller was America's "first feminist." She started the first "rap" sessions in Boston, was the first to speak out for women's rights, authored the first book on the condition of women, was the New York Tribune's first female reporter and its first foreign correspondent, and was a leading light in 19th century Transcendentalism. New York actress Laurie James recreates that remarkable life in her one - woman show "Still Beat Noble Hearts," to be presented at Parkside's Communication Arts Theater at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, April 24, in conjunction with an "Accent on Women" conference the following day on campus. Fuller's book, "Women in the 19th Century," laid the ground work for feminism in the United States in the 1840s, forming the first written statement on women's issues. The book was widely criticized as immoral for its advocacy of women's rights. Born in 1810, t he eldest of e ight children, Fuller was given a classical education rare for girls of her era. She also early formed friendships with such giants of Transcendentalism as Emerson and Thoreau. Forced by her father's death to support her family, she launched intellectual discussion groups for women in Boston and shared the editorship of Dial magazine. At Horace Greeley's invitation, she joined his New York Tribune where her articles called for a new American literature and art, for 2n reform and for women's nghts. She went to Europe as a joreign correspondent in 1846 became a supporter of revolutionary movement in Rome fhl n?arruied a young nob,eman, the Marchese Giovanni Ossoli. duller, her husband and young &on were killed in a shipwreck aunng a voyage to America in 1850. James' dramatic presentation, interlaced with slides showing historic locations in Fuller's saga, deals with the American period of her life and career. James wrote me show based on several years of research and currently is at work on a sequel dealing with Fuller's European years. James launched her show before NOW chapters in New York, later performed it at Harvard University where Margaret Fuller Day" was proclaimed and has just completed a west coast tour. Writer-actress James follows in the Fuller tradition in her own life, combining professional activity with marriage and five children Both husband and kids, she says, are supportive of her efforts to bring Fuller's story to wider public attention. Admission to her performance is included in the registration fee for the "Accent on Women" program. Individual tickets are $2.50 and may be purchased at the door. A wine reception will follow the performance. Honor society now accepting applications The Scholastic All - American Selection Committee is now accepting applications for the 1981 Spring Semester. Students who are active in scholastic organizations and who perform well in class are asked to join. The Scholastic All - American is an honor society founded to recognize this country's top undergraduate and graduate students. Five thousand students are selected from over 1,280 schools covering all 50 states. Members participate in various nationally organized service projects each year. Students are selected for con- Discussion on wellness During the Activity Hour on Wednesday, April 22, 1981, the Campus Health Office and the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee School of Nursing Consortial Nursing Program at Parkside will present a panel discussion on Health and Wellness in Union Room 106, from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. The nurse participants will be Esther Alexanian, Administrator, Community and Family Health Services of Kenosha County; LuAnn Wells, Community Health Educator, St. Luke's Hospital, Racine; Carol Jacobs, Director of Nursing, Schoop Memorial Home, Racine. sideration based on the extent of their academic and scholastic performance both in and out of th e classroom. No one factor is weighed heaviest when a new member is considered. A student's best asset must be his or her "well roundedness." Interested students are asked to send a stamped, self - addressed envelope to "Applications," Scholastic All - American, Administrative Offices, P. O. Box 237, Clinton, New York, 13324. Application deadline is May 30. All students are encouraged to submit an application regardless of their grade point average. LEITCH PRINTING CORPORATION For The Very Best in Resume Printing 1619 - 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 652-1837 Conference explores issues facing women in the '80's Author and social researcher Caroline Bird, who has won a reputation as a "centerist" in the women's right's movement, will keynote a major conference exploring 55 different issues facing women in the '80s on Saturday, April 25, a t UW - Parkside. Bird, who will open the Saturday sessions at 9 a. m., following 8:30 a. m. registration in Wyllie Library - Learning Center Main Place, is widely known for her books, "Born Female: The High Cost of Keeping Women Down," '^Everything a Woman Needs to Know to Get Paid What She's Worth," and "The Two Paycheck Marriage." Her knowledge of trends in both business and education has resulted in guest appearances on several national TV shows including "The Today Show," "Good Morning America," and "Sixty Minutes." Between 10:45a. m. and 4 p. m., conference participants will be offered choices from among 43 seventy - five minute sessions and 12 two and one - half hour sessions dealing with a variety of topics i n c l u d i n g i n t e r p e r s o n a l relationships, career and work life, health and female sexuality, stereotyping, marital property reform, education and re - entry to the work world, combining home and job responsibilities, life styles and life stages, women and unions, volunteerism, coping mechanisms and women's support services and networking. In conjunction with the conference, a number of local women's organizations and agencies will participate in a fair at which they will distribute literature and other information on their services. The "Accent on Women" ACCENT on WOMEN.. April 24-25, 1981 program is sponsored by UW - Parkside, University Extension and the Wo/Men's Bureau of Gateway Technical Institute. Student group co - sponsor's are Political Science Club, Parkside Women s Concourse and Parkside Student Government Association Advance registration is required by April 20. Why do some people think Bud. is sort of special? Go ahead and find out why! (Brewing beer right does make a difference.) When you say Budweiser., you've said it all! ANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC, • ST. LOUIS Thursday, April 16,1981 Problem-solving workshop offered i tmi V-* . . _ . "The Bottom Line," an organization of Parkside communication students, will present a workshop entitled "Problem Solving — Thinking Hard Doesn't Always Work" on April 23, in union 207 from 8-9:15 p.m. Since everyone can "own" at least one problem — related to job, school, or home, "The Bottom Line" intends to aid workshop participants to focus on real problems as opposed to a problem's symptoms. The workshop will first show a film strip: "Using Your Head Creatively." Participants will Mexican immigration discussed then form groups of three to four people, using cooperative problem solving techniques while aided by consultants. Each participant will receive a workshop folder, containing helpful articles, brain teasers, and a problem solving bibliography. Refreshments will be served. Door prizes will be drawn at the end of the session. The workshop is free and open to students, staff, and faculty. For further information, interested persons may contact Jan Brown at 554-1200 or Terri Londre at 636- 7666. I McGovern to discuss USSR Professor Dan McGovern of the Political Science Discipline will present a slide/lecture program on the Soviet Union, Wednesday, April 22 in Union 104 from 1-2 p.m. The talk, entitled "Inside the Soviet Union Today," will describe the recent trip taken by Prof. McGovern and 10 Parkside students during spring break. It will focus on Moscow, Leningrad, and Tallin with special emphasis on the Kremlin and political control, Soviet cultural highlights, the educational system, and the current standard of living in the USSR. The program is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center for Activity Period and is free and open to students, faculty and staff. by Jeff Wicks "Mexico — U. S. Relations: Immigration and the Labor Market" was the subject of the March 31 public forum held at Parkside. The program, moderated by Behavioral Science Professor Lionel Maldonado, featured guest speakers Patrick Lucey, former Wisconsin Governor who served as U. S. Ambassador to Mexico during the Carter Administration; Dr. Paul Storing, formerly on the Bureau of Inter - American Affairs; and Dr. Richard Perlman, labor economist and Latin American specialist at UW - Milwaukee. Dr. Storing was asked to speak when the scheduled speaker, Everett Ellis Briggs was unable to appear. Lucey stated that the current program concerning illegal aliens from Mexico is ineffective. He said that although temporary immigration to the United States is frequently dicussed, permanent immigration is not. Lucey said that two - thirds of the illegal immigrants who cross the border into the U. S. r eturn home. Lucey also pointed out that U. S. money made by "undocumented workers," as they are officially called, is sent back home to support family and friends still living in Mexico. The former ambassador stated that although illegal alien labor is used all over the U. S. unscrupulous businessmen in the border states thrive on cheap foreign labor. The "undocumented workers" do not complain about very low usages and terrible working conditions because their employers will report them to the Immigration and Naturalization Service. "I think we should grant amnesty for everybody who has been here since January 1, 1980. I think that the most reprehensible part of the bulk of Immigration and Naturalization is to try to sneak out and send back ... the most reproductive people to Mexico." Dr. Storing pointed out that although many Americans are upset aboqt the aliens working in the U. S., they do not realize that prices are lower on food and clothing products when Mexican labor is used because it is cheap. "The Mexican government seems content with the status quo, as it allows an escape valve for a large per cent of the people, 40 or 50% of the workforce," Storing said. He said that the Reagan Administration is looking at the Select Commissions' recom- British Labor Party crisis contains political realignment vehicle hv Stisnn Mirhotti " Thn f,..n n.:u.L . .. ... ^ mendations. Storing said that progress has been made by both countries' administrations. Perlman gave some statistics on what he called "the numbers game" concerning Mexican immigrants, life expectancy in Mexico and the Mexican workforce. Perlman said that 20 years ago the 1960 census reported 35 million Mexicans. In 1980, there were 70 million. "If that rate were to continue for the next 40 y ears, there would be as many Mexicans as there are Americans — about 280 million," said Perlman. "There aren't more people being born in Mexico. There are fewer people dying; so that children live to adulthood, adults live to middle age. Twenty years ago the average life span in Mexico was 47. Now it's 64," Perlamn said. "Only 18 million are working out of 70 million. The rest are children — 16 i s the average age," said Perlman. He pointed out that Mexico still does not have an economy with much industry. A video tape of the forum is on reserve in the library under Prof. Kenneth Hoover's name and may be viewed during library hours. by Susan Michetti "The End of the Broad Church? Fundamentalism in the British Labour Party"- was discussed at Parkside's Roundtable on March 30 by Colin Hargrave, a Labour Council Member from the London Borough of Bexley. The Labor Party in Great Britain is now facing its most serious crisis in history and could possibly result in a fundamental realignment in the British Party system, according to Hargrave. The two major British Parties, the Labour Party and the Conservative Party, are relatively •evenly matched in their national electoral appeal. Yet election results create the semblence of big political changes because a three percent swing can change control of government between the Labour Party and the Conservative Party. Currently, the Labour Party is only 12 seats away from winning control of the Parliamentary government. Students concerned Continued From Page One courses to take)," said student Gary Strathman. "You're forcing me into things I don't think I need." Another student commented that it is the job of advisors to inform students about which courses would be beneficial in their particular fields. Luis Valldejuli, PSGA Senator, said, "High school is where they ask you to take all these courses and see what you want to do in life. I don't think we need- to do all this in a university. I'm an adult. I can decide what I want to do now." Visiting Assoc. Professor John Carman suggested that a research project on the importance and implementation of the Breadth of Knowledge be undertaken to determine if the requirements need revision. "One of the main issues here is whether there should be any requirements. And for sure, we should not impose new requirements until the old ones are shown where they are wrong." Professor Datta said that the APC should "mend the problems, solve what you've got rather than create a whole bunch of problems that the students are not going to be able to solve." The issues and comments brought up at the student forum will be submitted to the APC along with all additinal input from other areas. Announcements of division meetings pertaining to the Breadth of Knowledge will be posted on the PSGA office window, next to the Coffee Shoppe. The Science division will meet Friday, April 17 at 1p .m. in GRNQ D-lll. Hargrave said that a new British party called the Social Democratic Party was launched in March by a dissatisfied group withing the Labur Party, which is unhappy with the left wing of the Labour Party. The growth of the left wing in England predates Margaret Thatcher's right wing government, according to Hargrave. Factional strife is nothing new in the British Labour Party, but the change is contained between "the decent left of the fifties and the indecent left of today," Hargrave said. He explained that most of the new left are young people who are not especially well - educated. "Some are sincere, but others are motivated by the savage ... Their understanding of Marx consists of cliches when you try to pin them down," Hargrave said. He said that Harold Wilson has reminded the British people that the Labour Party was always a broad church and that a split could create a threatening new situation. The Labour Party has been more tolerant of Trotskyites and Soviet sympathizers which have only been permitted to join the Labour Party recently; yet this new left, in turn, is not very CLASSIFIED ADS Silly PERSONALS DO YOU WANT SILLY RULES? politicians? Do you want control of this silly Institution? Then vote silly party in the next PSGA election. The Larch VOLTAR is a necrophiliac and his mother is a pedophile. The Larch HOPE ya have a good Easter Cocoa Puffs! Love, Me! GOOD LUCK this season baseball players. The Cheerleaders THE PEP SQUAD NEEDS YOU! Cheerleaders TEN CHEERLEADERS are in need of a lift! Join squad MALES NEEDED for mounting. 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He said that perhaps this movement to radical policies is not so bad because now the complacent Labour members are being called upon to be more accountable. Hargrave said that old cliches and dogmatics are abundant, creating disillusionment with policies. "In a democratic system, government should be conducted by intelligence," Hargrave said. The wide change in the traditional Labour vote, caused by massive disaffection of voters who are not just abstainers but actually voting conservative, is disturbing to Hargrave. Yet, Hargrave finds that the members of the radical left are strangely unconcerned. "Pleasing a small group of Labour Party activists is not democracy," Hargrave said. Instead, Hargrave pointed out that the Labour Party should seek the opinions of the people that it wishes to represent rather than the members squabbling amongst themselves. Hargrave said that the novelty of a new party may be a sufficiently serious force that could bring about relignment. The Social Democratic Party, comprised of the break - away members of the right wing of the Labour Party, hopes to eitiist the support of the Liberal party through some sort of an issue pact, according to Hargrave. Considering that the Liberal Party generally carries 15 - 20% of the vote, three possibilities for major realignment are possible. The Social Democratic Party could gain Parliamentary power only if it could enlist the entire Liberal Party and about one - half of the Labour Party. Otherwise the Social Democratic Party may prevent the Labour Party from gaining control in the next election. Meanwhile, this movement could force the Labour Party to become more accountable. "For the press and the academics, these are exciting times; for the Labour Party, it is not clear where we are going," Hargrave said. CLASSIFIED POLICY for student/ student organization 1. Submitters must present valid Parkside ID. 2. Two free ads 10 words or less. 3. 30$ will be charged for every additional 10 words < or less. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS DEADLINE: FRIDAY 10:30 AM! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered UW-P student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (Phone numbers equal 1 word.) I | Classification: Name SS No. Ranger WLLCD139 RANGER Thursday, April 16,1981 RANGER photo by Kim Schlater Erick Hawkins Dance Co. f*'C* haWK|Ns DANCE COMPANY concluded the 1980-81 Accent on Enrichment Series. The program ended with the performance of "Agathlon" which features the entire company. Business management areas to be focus of sessions A "Professional Development Day" focusing on the future of Wisconsin business and industry and trends in four specific business management functional areas will be held at Parkside on Saturday, April 25, beginning at 8:30 a.m. with registration in the Campus Union. A morning general session in Greenquist Hall room 103 will include presentations on "The Business Outlook for Wisconsin in the '80s and '90s" by Dale A. Landgren, project specialist for forecasting and economics, Wisconsin Electric Power Co., Milwaukee; "Interest Rates and Inflation - Short Term and Long Term Expectations" by Russell Kafka, first vice president, Heritage Bank, Milwaukee; and "Prospects for Business Growth in Southeastern Wisconsin" by Ettore Barbatelli, chairman, Valuation Research Corp., Milwaukee. Concurrent sessions will be held from 1:15 to 4 p.m. in four specific management areas: Developments in Accounting and Financial Reporting: Speakers will be William J. Chernelich, CPA, senior manager, Price-Waterhouse & Co., Milwaukee, on "Trends in Financial Reporting - FASB and SEC"; Charles Baker, CPA, manager, Ernst & Whinney, Cleveland, on "Inflation Accounting"; and Don W. Elleman, pianager of internal accounting, Clark Oil & Refining Corp., Milwaukee, on "The Changing Role and Responsibilities of the Internal Auditor." Developments in Management Information Systems: Mary Aschauer, office systems specialist, IBM, Milwaukee, "Office Systems Overview"; and Gregory A. LaFond, manager, management services department, Arthur Young and Co., Milwaukee, "Feasibility and Cost- Benefit Analysis of Word Processing Systems." Developments in Management Planning: Allan Kauth, vice president, Forum Ltd., Milwaukee, "MRP (Materials Requirement Planning) to BRP (Business Requirements Planning): Journey Through the '80s"; and Duane E. Lakin, PhD, president, Lakin Associates, Milwaukee, "HRP (Human Requirements Planning): Key to Running a Business." Managing Stress in the Work Environment: Prof. James J. Polczynski, PhD, assistant professor, business and administrative science, UWParkside, "Coping with Stress: The Manager's Dilemma." Parkside business management alumni who will chair the sessions are Rex Brown, 1971, vice president of human relations, St. Luke's Hospital, Racine; Thomas Garner, 1972, controller, Aetna Bank, Chicago; Kenneth Van Kammen, 1972, senior systems analyst, Abbott Laboratories, Chicago; Thomas Baur, 1980, vice president of manufacturing, Dremel Division of Emerson Electric Company, Racine; and William G. Ferko, 1975, 1980, manager, finance office accounting, J.I. Case Credit Corp., Racine. The program is sponsored by the Parkside Division of B usiness and Administrative Science, the Small Business Development Center Management Assistance Center and the UW Extension Division of Business Outreach. The program carries .6 Continuing Education Units (CEUs). Advance registration is required and can be made by contacting the Parkside Division of Business and Administrative Science in Molinaro Hall, Room 326 B, o r 553-2280 or 553-2 047. The fee, which includes luncheon, is $15 for an individual or $20 for an individual and spouse. Alumni College offers classes for graduates and their spouses The second annual Alumni College, for Parkside graduates and their spouses, will be held Saturday, April 25, beginning at 8:30 a.m. in the Campus Union Bazaar. The program also is open to graduates of other UW System campuses. Thomas Krimmel, Director of Alumni and Placement Services, said Parkside has about 4,400 alumni, some 80 p ercent of them in the Southeastern Wisconsin / Northern Illinois area. The day-long Alumni College includes 14 cl asses. Morning class topics, from 9:15- noon, include buying a home in the '80s, calligraphy, personal computers, the economy under the Reagan administration, classical music and record collecting, biofeedback for fun and recreation, and 35 mm photography. Afternoon topics, from 1-3:45 p.m., include the home darkroom, starting a small business, the Soviet Union today, home energy conservation, a follow-up biofeedback session, prevention of job burn-out, and investment opportunities. Instructors will include Parkside faculty members, alumni and community resource persons. Class sessions have been scheduled so that participants will be able to select one course during the morning session and one during the afternoon. The program, which includes luncheon, will conclude with a cocktail reception at 3:45 p.m. Deadline for registration is April 21. The fee is $15 per person or $20 for an alumnus and spouse. More information can be obtained by contacting the Alumni and Placement Services office, D-173 Wyllie Library - Learning Center, Kenosha, 53141, phone 553-2452. Percussion, Wind Ensembles to perform A joint spring concert will be presented by the Parkside Percussion and Wind Ensembles at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 20, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are $1 for adults and 50 cents for students and senior citizens and are available at the door. The Percussion Ensemble, directed by Linda Raymond, will present John Beck's Jazz Variants, Michael Colgrass' The Three Brothers and Gardner Read's The Aztec Gods. The Wind Ensemble, under the direction of Scott Mather, will perform Franz Joseph Haydn's Octet, Gordon Jacob's William Byrd Suite, Morton Gould's Ballad and Kenneth Alford's The Mad Major March. Coming Events Thursday, April 16 RECITAL by students at 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. r Monday, April 20 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Prof. Linda Kamens will talk on "Social Program Evaluation: A Feminist Perspective". The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO CONCERT at lp. m. in Union Square with Roger Daltrey, Isaac Hayes, Pat Travers, Peter Gabriel and "Kool & t he Gang". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. CONCERT at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Scott Mather directing the Parkside Percussion and Wind Ensembles. Admission at the door is 50% for students and senior citizens and $1.00 for others. Tuesday, April 21 CONCERT MENC student compositions at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. Wednesday, April 22 PANEL DISCUSSION "Wellness and Health Promotional Strategies" by a panel of three nurses and the UWP Health Office at 12:30 p. m. in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. SLIDE/LECTURE at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Prof. Dan McGovern will talk on "Inside Russia Today". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by the Library Learning Center. SENIOR RECITAL at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Monica Scholz, piano; Lynn Ruud, piano; and Tim Fox, trumpet. The program is free and open to the public, Thursday, April 23 FACULTY RECITAL at 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema with Martha Dodds, soprano. The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO TAPE will be repeated at 1 p. m. in Union Square. - Library hours during Easter Library hours on Good Friday, April 17, are 7:45 a. m. -12 noon. The library will be open as usual, 8:30a. m. -4:30 p. m., on Saturday and will be dosed on Easter Sunday. Senior recital to be held Monica Scholz, a piano student of Barbara English Maris, will present a senior recital at 8 p. m. on Wednesday, April 22, in the Communication Arts Theater. She will be assisted by Tim Fox, trumpet, and Lynn Ruud, piano, in the free public program. Scholz will perform Six Piano Pieces Op 118 by B rahms, Sonata in B-flat Mayor for Two Pianos by Clementi, Sonatine pour Trompette Ut et Piano by Casterede, a contemporary composer, and Sonata in F Major by Haydn. After her graduation in May, Scholz plans to open a studio for piano instruction in her home in Somers. Paddling Council formed The Parkside Area Paddling Council is a newly formed organziation for people interested in canoeing and kayaking. The dub will highlight several aspects of paddling, including safety, cruising (river touring), and competition, through workshops, clinics, and on the water experience. They will be holding their first meeting Thursday, April 23 at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside at 7:30 p. m. in room 107 of Molinaro Hall. Activities planned for the near future are a pool clinic on Saturday, April 25 at the Parkside pool from 2:004:00 p. m. There will be a variety of canoes and kayaks available for people to try, with demonstrations of the eskimo roll and canoeing skills. The following weekend there will be a Sunday afternoon cruise through the Horicon Marsh area on May 3. It will be a leisurely paddle down the Rock River with a break for a shore lunch. Saturday, May 16 the Pole, Paddle, Portage, and Push Canoe Race will be revived. The location of the race will be determined pending water conditions. Membership is open to anyone interested in paddling. If you have a favorite cruise or any special interests or talents there will be time to discuss them at the meeting. There will also be some paddling films shown at the meeting. For further information contact Steve Kaufman at 654- 0645, or Dave Vollmer at 553-5359. ~ Htntfa^arai SALES - PARTS 552-7070 County Hwy. "H" At Hwy, II, Stvrtouant, Wn. Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear r Softball team keeps winning RANGER photo by Doug Edenhauser during a game againft tht Colteje oTLak^Co^nt^ ^ +h'rd ^ Pep Squad needs men This past basketball season was the first time that the Parkside cheerleaders have used men on the Pep squad during the games. Hopefully it was the start of a trend that will continue here at Parkside. In an effort to perpetuate the trend, the Pep squad has organized two clinics and a tryout later this month in order to put together a group of men to accompany the women at a cheerleading camp to be held at the end of August at either Memphis State or the University of Michigan. For those who make the team the cost of t he camp will be paid. The first clinic will be held Wednesday, April 22nd at 6 p.m. in the gym. The second one will be held on Sunday, April 26th, also at 6 p.m. and also in the gym. If you are interested you should try to attend both of the clinics. Those who are unable to attend one or both of the clinics should contact Melanie at 552-8631 or Shirley Schmerling at 553-2320. The tryouts for the men will be held Monday, April 27th at 6 p.m. in the gym. There are many advantages for those who make the squad. Along with the paid trip to the cheerleading camp, the team will travel to all of the away basketball games in the state, with some of those being overnight stays. Not to mention the fun. Table Tennis Club Parkside students took advantage of the opportunity to play and watch table tennis in Main Place on Wednesday, April 1st. The purpose of the exhibition, sponsored by Parkside Table Tennis Club, was to prove that table tennis is for everyone. "We want people to realize that the club is for everyone of all skill levels," explained Gary Ledger, PTTC President. "In fact, the club right now is composed of players of a wide variety of table tennis skills. This is why we can guarantee anyone who joins the club that there is another club member of comparable table tennis skill." One exhibition table featured two pairs of members. Brian Walley played Hak Jun Kim and Brian Langenbach played Matt Giovanelli. This attracted interest from the people passing by. The other table, an open play table, was for spectators to play. These players experienced first - hand that you don't have to be a good player to have fun — which is the idea behind the club. Certificates were presented by PTTC member Joan Mandli to all who participated, which included both students and staff. Variety was added to the exhibition with three special guests. Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle played PTTC member Patty DeLuisa. Patty edged out Asst. Chancellor Stoffle 11-8. Student body President Jim Kreuser then battled it out with his Vice - President, Kathy Bambrough. The two were equally matched. Kreuser won all three games 21-14, 21-1 8, 21-19. The club gained a new member during the event, with another dozen potential members that signed up at the open play table. "Our club is mainly a social club, to meet people and have fun. Thats why the club is for everyone - of all skill levels " Ledger said. by Doug Edenhauser Parkside's women's softball team continued its winning ways this past week by running its record to 9-1, with five victories in six games. April 7th, the women hosted the College of Lake County and took both games, the first one by a 7-4 score and the second one 12-11. Freshman Laura Laurenzi pitched the first game and got the win giving up only five hits. Although Parkside managed just two hits in this game the real story was the defense, or lack of it. Lake County committed six errors and the Rangers capitalized on them. The second game was more exciting as Parkside came from behind to win the game 12-11 on a home run by Debbie Lopez in the top of t he ninth inning. Freshman Paula Sandahl pitched the last five innings and got the win. Last Saturday the women travelled to Chicago to battle DePaul and lost their first game of the season, 3-1 in the first contest of a doubleheader. All the games that the women play are doubleheaders except for the tournament games. The games were played in the mud, eliminating Parkside's speed on the basepaths. The first game was won by DePaul, 3-1. Coach Linda Henderson said, "We shouldn't have lost that game. The field was terrible. We let them have two runs in the fourth." In that inning, the first woman up got a double, then Parkside retired the next two batters and it looked like they would get out of the inning. Pitcher Lynn Barth hit the next batter and then walked two more to force in a run. An error by Debbie Lopez gave up the second run in the inning and that was all DePaul needed. They scored an insurance run in the sixth inning to seal the victory and hand the Rangers their only loss to date. Lynn Barth pitched the whole game for the Rangers and got stuck with the loss. The Rangers took the second game 3-0 as Paula Sandahl pitched another complete game victory. Debbie Lopez got three hits in four times up to the plate hitting in the fourth spot in the batting order. Lead-off hitter Laura Laurenzi went 2 for 3. "She's getting on base and that's her job," Henderson said. April 6th, the Rangers took on conference foe Carthage and had to battle their own lack of def ense before winning the first game 6-5. "The game shouldn't have been that close, but we made seven errors. Fortunately they made five errors," Henderson said. Jeanne Hintz and Kathy Tobin both went three for four at the plate as Parkside knocked Carthage pitching for 14 hits. Lynn Barth got the win, running her season record to 3-1. Paula Sandahl again proved to be the Ranger's ace pitcher as she ran her season record to 5-0 with a two hitter. The difference in the two games was the defense. Hintz made a great catch early in the game and Laurenzi made another one later in the game. Both hits prevented possible runs by Carthage. Parkside played flawless defense in this game, while the opponents only committed one error. Parkside's next home game is Thursday against Northwestern Illinois at 3 p.m. on the Pets diamond. Sharp breaks another record Trudging 25 times around a track with a 20 m.p.h. wind blowing, Parkside's Ray Sharp turned in another awesome performance by winning the 10,000 meter walk at the Parkside Invitational last Saturday. Sharp's time of 42:12.2 set an American record for the distance, thus eclipsing the old mark by an astonishing fifteen seconds! Sharp said, "I may have brought my time down under forty - two minutes if th e wind hadn't been so strong." The rest of the five man field was dominated by Parkside Freshman Will Preischel took third with a PR of 48:34, and Tim Houden took fifth with a time of 54:59. All - American walker Steve Ball, who took fourth in this year's NAIA national indoor meet, will be out for the rest of the season due to a fractured vertebrae. The rest of the men's track team showed vast improvement compared to earlier indoor performances. In the field events, John Anderson flung himself to a first place finish by jumping 13'6" in the pole vault. Chicago freshman Greg Sanders leaped 42'3/4" in the triple jump to capture second place. Lewis Adams took fifth in the hammer throw and fifth in the discus. Ed Thomas took fourth in the hammer throw. In the sprints, Harold Seligmiller bounded his way to first place in the 400 meter hurdles with a time of 57.4. He also took fifth in the 400 meter run, as well as running on the winning mile relay team. The distance events were dominated by Parkside. In one of the top events of the day, Parkside slammed the 1500 meter run by going 1-2-3. Freshman Bruce Schmierer was Parkside's only double winner. He won the 1500 meter run with a time of 3:57.8, and the 800 meter run in 1:55.4. Dan Stublaski turned in a good effort by placing second in the 1500 and second in the 5000 meter run. Paul Cannestra captured a second in the 800 meter run and a third in RANGER photo by Dan McCormac P°HE:V^ULTER J0HN ANDERSON competes durina tra. meet held at Parkside last Saturday. 9 the 1500. In the 10,000 meter run Dave Mueller outkicked an opponent from Beloit College to win m a time of 32:45. Radavan Bursac placed fourth in the 10,000 and fifth in the 5000. In the 3000 meter steeplechase Steve Brunner placed second and Tom Barrett took fourth. No team scores were kept. Tt Ranger track squad travels i North Central College tti weekend for an Invitational mee The following Tuesday they travi to Whitewater for the Warhaw Invite. SPECIAL EXPORT ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE •©REDREW r > 1 4 % hair styles for men and women ^0/i»)iii))i\i,))\iiuiii uvjijiHmnn. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 26, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PAW searches for space to game Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �------~----- The Ra The Student Newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside VOLUME 26·ISSUE 4·0ctober 9, 1997 ESTABLISHED1972 News Alcohol Awareness Week and PSGA Corner ............................. Page 2 Features Volunteer of the Week: Lisa Summers Page 3 ABC's of SOC and French Club Page 4 Entertainmen t He said ...She said and Fright Fest.. Page 5 Sports Hepp's Hype Picks ............................. Page 7 Inside News 2 Features .3 Entertainment. 5 Sports 7 Advertisements 8 - PAW searches for space to game Amanda Bulgrin Editor-in-chief The Parks ide Association of Wargarners (PAW) and the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's radio station (WPRS), have recently been the center of debate. Each organization is search- ing for ample and efficient space to house their equipment and meetings. According to Dean Stephen McLaughlin, the space in Molinaro Level 4 has been granted to WPRS, but it still subject to change. An October 10th date has been set to find adequate room for PAW. Conflicting views still stand in the issue of the space problem. According to Student Organizations Council (SOC) secretary Teri Jacobson. PAW was an inactive member of SOC at the end of last semester. Their lack of attendance at SOC meetings caused PAW to lose their budget. Jacobson also stat- ed that proper notification was sent to PAW. PAW President. Andrew Kenth on the other hand, responded that he was not informed of this information and that Paw was an active club, raising $2000 over the semester. One opinion of the Facilities Planning Committee is that there is a stronger academic link between the radio station and academics than the Wargamers and academics. Because the space is in an academic building, this plays a large role in the decision. The radio station will be directly associated with the communications department and hopefully broadcasting classes will be offered in correlation with the station, and PAW is associated with the history department. . Another factor in the decision of room placement is of cost and conve- nience. Student funding will have to provide $80 per foot of wire connecting the station to the antenna, the higher the room, the more cost effective the station will be. Another issue is the need for an outside entrance, which Molinaro L4 offers. PAW and WPRS are willing to work the issue out. An offer was made by PAW to share the space; however, due to the amount of people that would be sharing the space, Risk Management rejected this offer. This is yet one more reason that the station would be better suited for Moln L4.· The-chance of risk is much lower with one or two people in the room at a time than the larger group of people that game in the PAW room. President of PAW stated that the. club was simply looking for a room of equal size. "There are several members of PAW that are interested in the station, so it is not an anti-radio situation," stated President Andrew Kenth, "we just want an acceptable room." Stephanie Hess, assistant station manager of WPRS, agreed that it was not a club vs. club debate. "We never pushed for the room. We hope that the Wargamers will be able to use our sta- tion by broadcasting a show on the air," stated Hess. She added that the faster this issue be cleared up, the sooner WPRS will be broadcasting. , Students playing games in the Union Recreation Center. Assistant Chancellor leaving Parkside Rebecca Vankervoorde News Editor Dr. Gary Grace recently accept ed the position as vice chancellor for str dent affairs at the U~versity of Missou: - St. Louis. Dr. Grace has served as the assistant chancellor for student services that past II years at UW-Parkside. During his II years here at' UW-Parkside, Grace helped to create tl student information system, a system that handles admissions, registration an many other student related functions. I also established an effective student leadership program. "Dr. Grace has served UW- I Parks ide well as assistant chancellor fOJ student affairs and his leadership and counsel will be missed," said Interim Chancellor Gordon Lamb. ) • _~~ "",,:,---...-~------ ..a.. "--- -""- PSGACorner Coleen Tartaglia Editor-in-chief This week, Pro-Tempore Zac Pawlowski introduced Resolution # 97 B~I, a new treasurer was appointed and a re-election for the senate seats because of a technicality. Resolution # 97 B-1 was intro- duced in the best interest of the ""dents at UW-Parkside. It contains a lot of tech- nical jargon, but it is basically this: if for any reason, funds need to be taken out of any type of budget in PSGA, a typed copy of the allocated funds must be given to every mem ber in attendance at the meetings. The next week it will be voted on whether or not the money will be withdrawn from the budget. In the event of an emergency, this waiting peri- od may be waned." An emergency is defined as, "An action that is absolutely necessary to the continued existence of PSGA .... [arid] determined by a unani- mous vote of the senate." Newly appointed Treasurer DeShon Jackson has been at UW- Parkside since 1994, is a graduating senior, a history minor, president of his fraternity "Iota Phi Theta", is Seargent at Arms at BSU and a member of the Stallion Study Club. Because of a technicality, last week's nominees were voted on again. The five nominees from last week were in the running this week, and with the re- voting, Chris Leipski and Coleen Tartaglia were elected as spring senators, and there was a two-way tie between Luis Benevoglienti and Camel ius Russel. The deciding vote for the tie will be held this Friday. Vice-President Corey Mandley apologized for any inconvenience this technicality may have caused anyone. Problems with Parkside's mission statement Rebecca Vankervoorde News Editor When this years new mission statement came up f9r approval, ques- tions were raised as to why past state- ments concerning managerial and tech- nological areas were being dropped. The mission statement outlines the goals and values to guide the school in serving the public. "The current statement says the region is adapting to a changing indus'tri- aI-technological society," said George Perdikaris, professor and chairman of the computer science and engineering , department. "It says the university .. offers professional and preprofessional programs. It's good to say we are offer- ing the opportunity to get jobs in those areas." On September 23, a revised mission statement approved by the University Planning Council was sent to each of Parkside's four governance groups for further approval. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Professors Participate In Academic Exchange with Nigeria Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document SPORTS: College Be Professional Football Predictions pg.14 Editorial Columns Observing the steps to making sense of suPPly and demand. pg. 5-!) Parkside's Early Years: A Retrospective Look At UW-Parkside's Formative years. pg.3 I - THE NEWS September 16th, 1993 • Vol. 22 • Issue 3 PROFESSORS PAR,.ICIPA,.E IN ACADEMIC EXCRANGE WI,.R NIGERIA special to the Ranger "I am having experiences that no book can capture," says Dr. Wole Ogundele, a visiting professor from Nigeria, who is teaching a one semester course in African Literature at Parkside this fall. "I have been to the United States twice before for brief visi ts, staying in hotels, but now I am getting the real feel of the place.' "In books I can read about I palm wine drinkers," continues Dr. Leon Van Dyke, Professor of Dramatic Arts at UW-Parkside, "but in Nigeria, I could actually drink palm wine ... I can read about the talking drums which are quite famous, but when you I really experience it, it is really quite indescribable, as they sing your praises with the drum." Ogundele and Van Dyke are participants in a cultural immersion program sponsored by the United States Information Agency. Van Dyke was to be in Nigeria for two months, this summer past, teaching at Obafemi Awolowa University in Ile-Ife, a school roughly 1000 times the size of Parkside where Ogundele teaches 19th century English Literature and poetry. Despite a carefully planned program, he was only able to conduct a small workshop for advanced acting students. "The University faculty was on strike ... the actual reasons behind the strike are somewhat mysterious," states Van Dyke. Ogundele explains that it has much to do with the newly appointed Minister of Education unilaterally revoking many parts of a former agreement between faculty and the governmen t. As a resul t, "I was only able to meet with University faculty and members of a residential acting company,' Van Dyke says. "What Lee did was on his own initiative,' Ogundele I Cbalce Between Proteetlon 01 ""'ven80n against Crime and VloI8nce' alarms is that, "people may ignore these like they do car alarms,' noted Schlecht. She continued, "my best advice is to be aware of your surroundings and know how to react and avoid the situation in the first place .• When asked about spraying dye in the face of an atacker, Sgt. John Rohde, of the Kenosha Police Department, expressed concerns of legality. However, Officer Schelcht spoke with the office of the Kenosha District Attorney and was told that the product She was referring to was legal. DYEWitness Criminal Identifier is the means of protection against attack. "Although it is not a technological breakthrough it may be a novel idea,' said an employee of a local paint factory. The employee went on to say that a solvent to remove any stain from the dye could chemically be determined. Nonetheless, it would seem that an attacker marked with dyed green skin, would be at a disadvantage. Continued on page 2 IJy Marquita Hynes feature writer Raised consciousness, behavioral changes, and SItuational adaptations: are these attempts to protect oneself from an assault? Are these attempts to prevent an assault? Information abounds regarding the protection against personal assaul ts. Prevention is another matter. Staff from the Women's Center on this campus relayed their concerns in a recent interview to the Ranger. One such concern was that un til American society decides to teach nonviolence (prevention), people can only protect themselves against attacks. Protection is a marketable idea. Officer Marlene Schlecht, of the Parkside Campus Police showed this writer a box filled with items that attempt to protect a victim from an attack. The mechanisms ranged from hand held alarms to vision obstructing solvents. Schlecht said the campus police could not endorse any such product. A problem with hand held emphasizes. States Van Dyke, "My atti tude became one of learning as much as I could from the drama that was taking place around me ... I was saddened because of not meeting with students.' After a month in Nigeria, Van Dyke wa asked to leave by the American Consulate because of the decaying political situation. Despite his shortened visit, Van Dyke reports that "I feel richer for having been in Nigeria at all. • Describing his hasty departure, Van Dyke quietly says, "I was as close to a real revolution as I'd ever like to be. I was frightened sometimes, especially on the last day as we were driving to the capital.' Van Dyke remembers driving around and through burning road-blocks. He remembers feeling the heat licking at his face and arms. "I was not comfortable,' he describes in an understated tone. "I felt Dr. Leon Van Dyke with Dr. Wole Ogundele that I was in the middle of a of children, starting a mob action that could get revolution is a scary thing." worse at any time. I was on Ogundele speaks of Van Dyke's their (the students') side ... situation. "A white man is Nevertheless, seeing a road full Continued on page 2 Book Store's Fresh Image a Success Nicholas W. zahn News Editor someone collecting the books for you. The old way that we were doing it only caused longer lines, not convenience for the student.' "At first students are a little intimidated when they see that they have to find their own books. But after we give them some direction, they have a positive reaction." The advising center moved into the bookstore's old location in WLLC 107 next to the new teaching center. "There are plans to renovate so as to make the center more easily accessible to students the new location on the concourse is a plus," said Jack Elmore, director of the advising center. According to G. Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs, money will be made available in the upcoming year for those renovations. The renovations for the new bookstore area, however, were paid for completely by Follet, the company contracted to run the store. "Follet paid for all the remodeling, which ended up costing about $70,000. Though that sounds quite expensive, it's actually modest, considering the cost of masonry and labor. That doesn't include things like the shelves and furnishings ... • Grace wen t on to explain that "the bookstore's renovation is actually an anchor for remodeling of the entire coffee shop area. We're looking at upgrading food service operations. n This includes the possibility of national fast food vendors. Grace's goal is to get campus operations up to speed with students "If I had a singular goal it would be to reduce all lines on campusincluding registration.' "The campus store's new look is more professional. Students tend to like the selfservice," said Nancy Schroeder, manager of the Parkside Campus Bookstore. Schroeder is referring to the revamping of the bookstore that took place over the summer. The old bookstore located in WLLCI07 moved to WLLC Dl74 - the advising center's old location. "It was a much needed change," said Schroeder. "Very few college bookstores have RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 • I -...... __ - - - - ~... - -- SPORTS: Colleg & profi ional Fo otball Predi tions pg. 14 THE Editorial Columns Obs erving the steps to making ens e of supply and demand. pg. 5-9 P OFIISORS PAR ICI ATE I ACADI IC IXC ANOE WITB NIDIBIA Special to 1M Ranger Wa.\ to in. igena for tw 11:111111:11 le Prnullan bJ 1 la7VUht1 ff ml!'s fi al'Urt writer mo th , thi umme.r past teaching at Obafi n11 wolowa Dr. Uni er ity in De-lfi , a boo] roughly 1000 tim lhe size o Parksid wher Ogundele lt!:ache 19th cenlUT}' Engli h Literature and poetry. D . pite a carefully plann d program, he was only able to o dun a ma.I workshop for advan d acl!lng t denLS. "The 1 niv r · q1 faculty wa n 111lr.e ... th cmaJ reason beb'nd me trike are somewhat ID) t rious," tat Van Dyk,e. OgU11dele explain. that it ha much t d wh.h the ·ly appointed Milliner of Educ.atlon unildl many par of a former agreemenl ben,,·cen fa uJty d the govermn lll. i a r u lt, ~1 wai; onJy a le ro meet with ni r ity faculcy• and m mber: ofa r idential ting company,'" an Dy • "\VbaL Lee did mu on his own e initiati\\ , Ogundel _, RA EWS - YO I ak lar 'a • richatas ~ ZuJm rm, EditlJJ' 'The campu 5Lor ' nev,• look is more pro essional. tudenu tend to 1ike th elf" r ,ce," d ·an hroeder, theParbide Parkside's Early Years: A RBtrorpective Look At UW:.Pamside 's Formative years. pg. 3 NEWS 1 that I was m the middle of mob action tha c uJd get worse at any tim . I n their (the tudcn ')side ... e\·erth e1e . , full C • 3 B th RANGER NEWS, PAGE 2 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 IIlgerla, caat.from PI.I highly visible and vulnerable to being held hostage no matter what his sympathies." he explains. "He is very conspicuous. " The civil unrest was precipitated by an election held in Nigeria on June 12, 199~. Nigeria's military leader, apparently dissatisfied with the results, has annulled the election. "It is illegal to even speak of it." claims Ogundele. "It is as if it has never happened." He chuckles and says, "The best way to respond is to laugh and regard it as a comedy." Van Dyke hastens to add, "Yet it is the lives of our friends and family which are effected ... It is a comedy with a tear in the middle of it." Ogundele's wife and three cl ildren remain in Nigeria. Vs.n Dyke sums up his hopes at: d fears: "I want a sane resolution to this mad situation and 1 fear for one ... I fear for the friends that 1 made." On August 23, Ogundele left Nigeria for his portion of the planned exchange. He spent some 20 hours in the air, flying to Chicago by way of Brazil, because there are no longer any direct flights available between Nigeria and the U.S. He says that he is not overly concerned about not being able to return. "Even if we wanted to be a totalitarian regime," he claims, "it would be impossible, because of our history and culture ... This is a government that is trying to please everyone ... They won't restrict movement." Ogundele summarizes, "As of now, I have no fear of not being able to return anytime I like." Ogundele reports that in comparison with his home, he feels fairly safe here. "We know that there is serious violence here." he says, " but the violence here is more predictable and hence more avoidable than what I am used to ... Violence in Nigeria is inimical, random, un predictable." Ogundele describes his reception at Parkside as "very satisfying." He speaks of the advantages of a small campus. "here, I was able to have lunch with the Chancellor. In Nigeria, I would have to make an appointment weeks in advance, for just a word." Asked about his initial impressions of the U.s., Ogundele responds. "Well, in Africa. we tend to know more about the U.S. than we do about ourselves .., We get almost daily reports of what is happening in the U.S. through the BBC and in our newspapers," he chuckles. Van Dyke teasingly says, "Yeah, he knows Springsteen and Dylan better than I do." Ogundele goes on, "In all seriousness, though, there so far has not been any disappointment ... The reality has not fallen short of the expectations." Ogundele, a bright, witty and personable scholar, can be found in his office or in the coffee shoppe or courtyard, chatting with students. Immersing himself in the culture of Parkside, he adds to Parkside an incisive and refreshing presence. We at the Rangt'>' bid him welcome and best wishes. 1993-94 STAFF Edltor-ln-Ohlef Steven Moore Managing Editor ...•.. ,•...••••...•....•........................•.....••.....• Stanley Washington Assisting Managing Editor .........................•••..••.••....••••...•..•... Joseph G. Kane Business Manager Tanya M. Domlk Assistant Business Manager Christine L. Wilson Layout Editor/Designer Raymond G. WIggins News Editor Nlcholas W. Zahn Assistant News Editor : Alan R. Cook Feature Editor ....•.................•....••..........••••...................• Christopher S. Tishuk Sports Editor Kevin C. Williams Copy Editor Joseph G. Kane Copy Editor Gabe R. Kluka Copy Editor Vanessa Woods Calendar Editor Betty C. Mcilvaine Photo Editor Michael D. Paupore Photographer Greg Lebrick Entertainment Editor Jeffrey M. Weniger Cartoonlst'Deslgns Moss Ingram Colurmists: Mary Ritchie, Gabe K1uka. C. J. Nelson, Joseph G. Kane, George Harris Jr., Reginald Slaughter, Jeffrey Weniger, Jeffrey a. Woosley, Regie Brost, Sandra Swantz, Awey Walker, Yolanda Jackson, and Brian Matsen. Advioors: Julie King, Anci"ew Mclean, Stuart Rubner, Jan Nowak, and Jt.dy Logsdon General Staff: Ginger Helgeson. Gregory Gauthier, Greg Jones, Violet Crufll)ler. MarqJita Hynes, Joe Buenker, Brain Matsen, Vanessa Woods, Julie actueter, Mike Stukel, Rick Exner, Suoan L.uepk .. , Nathan Carrillo, Vlhkas Jethwanl, Mary Dunnington, Jared ari.. le, Cory R. Rath, Derek Brown, Jeremy Haudt, Eric Tegen, Rotb Vanselow, David Fose, Marl<Lewle, Scott Gragale, We"", Christopherson, Myron Jackeon, Mike ShNel, AI Heppner, Melinda Vllllalko, Todd Rhode, Kay Sogal, Gary Smith, and J888lca PnHss. Studying Abroad Made Possible Grant Larset: is definitely "no". don't know where to apply for a :/ by I discovered during the few program; (insert your favorite "It's th . ceofa months I lived in Ireland that excuse here). Yet, regardless of , -lifettims e!"e expenen statements such as these are not th ese "reas ons" , students of _"I learned so much and had a merely advertisements for every age, racekgsr'ex, andd ~ great n.me dooimg it!" capitalistic ventures They are economic bac oun manage I • • tak t in these program _ "You have to see the place and the honest expressions of many to e par s meet the people to understand students who have had a every semester '. How they ill how beautiful the country is!" profound experience manage to J?aI:uopate IS not a JJ Are th ese su. np Iy thousands of miles . away from moyrskte,ry. It IS not even hard / overpunctuated statements their local uni~erslty. w " ~ made for the benefit of the Excuses for ignormg the On Sept. 22, UW-Parkslde s 4' rro' reign touns.t. 10dus tr'y. opportunity to study abroad ,are Cendteir for IInternatioDn'al SIP' .M Rhetoric used to sell tickets? many: I can't afford it; I don t Stu es we comes iane 0 es~, For students abroad, the answer speak a foreign language well; 1 from the University of . , Wisconsm-Madison. She will rJ give a presentation and will I" encourage discussion regarding " study abroad programs. Also in I' attendance and willing to ~ answer questions will be past ~ participants of such programs. IjIo Parkside students are welcome ,J to apply for programs throughout the UW system (of I~ which Madison offers 5~ iii' programs in ~2 countries). (!II Simply attend the meeting next II" Wednesday at noon in Moln. Ilfb. 109 to begin planning your jjll "experience of a lifetime". r-r 11- 1\ ,1 iii III I~ll! Following UW-System ." approval, declarations of III majors in French and German 111 Studies are being accepted with m. Fall 199~ at UW-Parkside. The Ii revised majors consist of a ~4 1M credit minimum for French III and 35 credi ts for German. III Interested students or those na seeking further information I should consult with Professor ((J Zepp (CA 256, 595-2~63) in l(] French or Professor Christoph Il' (CA 242, 595-2~96) in German. III ~~~ I~ Starting September 20, the ~ Parkside Student Government Organization will meet Mondays at 4:~0 in CART 129. , The student senate voted to I change the date and time from Fridays at noon. It was decided . that a longer meeting at the IC new time would allow more p students to attend and better I facilitate discussion. I I: 1'i"""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""'iI1 ~ \pP I TRAVEL FREE! Sell quality vacations! The hottest destinations! Spring break to Cancun, Jamaica, S. Padre Island, Florida. Splash Tours 1·800 ·426·7710 i Prevention, contlrom pg. I Dan Mitchell, Kenosha resident and seller of the product, views the price of the spray dye to be comparable to a trip to the hair salon. He became interested in the product when he saw it at a Las Vegas trade show. Mitchell supported his product by saying it is legal, unlike pepper spray. Protection is indeed a marketable concept; but, it does not preven t crimes. Several Parkside students did say that they try to protect themselves from physical attack through behavioral changes and situational adaptations. Mike Morrone, a senior studying geography, said that when in a leery situation, "I look around, I watch." He avoids areas in large cities that may be troublesome and has had, on occasion, had to present himself in an imposing manner. Jenny Punzel, a communication major, always tries to keep alert when at school in the evening. She recalled how, in her neighborhood, "walking home once I had someone fallowing me, so I just walked up to a house and acted like it was mine." It worked. Parkside senior, Stephanie Ritter relays another sentiment. Said Ri tter, "I have a really hard time with this idea of always having to be cautious. We have to go to extremes to be safe. There's no privacy left in our lives. 1 think that really hurts me more than anything else. I have to rely on others for my exercise (not jogging aloner-for my transportation. If I don't I'll partially be at fault (if assaulted). It's a difficult situation. It frustrates me and makes me angry." There are attempts to stop violence in American society. Makato State University in Mankato, Minnesota teaches classes in nonviolence. Anyone interested in more information on the subject can stop by the Women's Center. Frencb 8 German Malols Reinstated WANTED! PIGATo Meet On Mondays " ========~~~~~=---:-------------I\ RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 $ RA S llgarlll, GDaL ba• pg.I 94 Col - : Ma,y Rl!Dhle, G R. rra Jr., Reginald Sllltq1!11r, J s.oora swana. Attirey w AcMsofs: Juli J RA a '1t's th riem:e o lifelim I" a I learn d 110 much and had a gr at llme doing it! - "You have to the plareand m t the people to understand ow b utiful the cou uy · ! fb.e3-e impl' 0\-erpun tu d tatements made for che benefit of 1h foreign touri l industry? Rhetoric u ed to sell ·ck.e For stud nts abroad, Ner Mi c ell, Kl n h reiident viell.'I! ,pra b com iarabl LO th H beam inter ed th sa ¼:gas ho . by it: i pra . mark 1:able nc , t, d preli nl trim. ra! Parui e tuden th o-y pr-o ec tbemsehi; from ph ical au.act beha1.ioral chang ituational adaptatio • like Morron , enior tudying g lfrapby; said that wh n in a leer')' i tu.ation, I loo watch. H avoiru area larg ' tie lt at C"ou ble ome h had, on occasion, had lo pre t himsdf m an imp ing J nny PuT1Zel, ommunicati major: I ys alen h 11 t 1lr mpg. WANTED1 RAVEL S 11 vacatio . d J amru.ca, adre tinations I Spring land, Florida. Sun S lash ours 1-426-77 0 R #1 NEW ALL 595-2287 2 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 3 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 CAMPUS NEW S Recollection of Parkside's Early Days A l/£/rospectrue View Of the Personal Histary of Our Great University by Greg Gauthier This is Part 2 in a series of articles commemorating Parkside 's 25th amlivmary year. By iJrillgillg its history to today's students we bring in the hope that we aU might - be better able to embody the letter and spirit of this annrumary year's motto: "Knou: the Past / Imagine theFature" As pointed out earlier, the selection of the Petrifying Springs property in Kenosha County was, at best, a last effort by the selection committee to produce a site which would, at the very least, please President Fred Harvey Harrington. At the time, that's about all that it did. In retrospect, the property was probably the best of all possible places that Parkside could have gone, few were willing to concede the fact at the time. The committee's selection of the Petrifying Springs property marked the climax of Parkside's early development. Rather than quieting the storm surrounding the selection committee's various other doomed decisions, the Petrifying Springs Park property selection raised the amplitude of public discontent to it's highest level. Indeed, many of the area's residents were anything but ready to welcome their new neighbor. In a letter of objection to the committee's plans to acquisition privately owned property, one resident lashed out at former President Harrington as valueless, comparing the decision to the "ruthlessness" of industry, and chastised the president thus: "When the schoolmaster joins with 'trade's unfailing train', he loses his identity, and reason for being." Others were less hostile, as was another local resident, who offered 16 acres of his farm adjacent to the Parkside property, and even submitted a plan to construct a swimming pool on the tract. period lingered long into it's early growth period. WIthin the soil of that fight, though, lay the seeds of a vibrant and growing Universityin the form of a master plan developed by the architectural firm of Helmut, Obata, and the structure. Greenquist Hall, the original classroom building upon which the majority of expansion has taken place, was named for Kenneth L. Greenquist, a prominent member of University of Wisconsin's Board In a process which progressed from negotiation to outright condemnation, the county finally aquired 31 contiguous properties amounting to $2. I million, which constituted the whole of the Parkside Campus. According to Parkside's own original Academic Philosophy statement "A University gains strength by relating itself to the region in which it is located." Much of this strength had been sapped by the events of the previous year-and-a-half. This process crowned a period of aggravation and acrimony, and the hostility fostered during this Kassabaum of St. Louis. They proposed a $6.5 million plan, which initially included Greenquist, and Tallent Halls. The Library Learning Center, the PhyEd Building, and the Communicatjpn Arts building were all part of the original master plan designed by Gyo Obata, a partner of the architectural firm which took the project on in 1966, specifically to "de-emphasize clearly defined stories, or floors", and to center visual attention and student activity around the Library Learning Center, intended as the hub of Volunteer Opportunilie. CLINICAL ASSISTANT for Planned Parenthood of Kenosha. Volunteer will be asked to answer telephone, maintain cross index files, work with charts and other office duties. Must have good communication skills and use professional telephone protocol., See Carol in the Volunteer Office. UMOS OF KENOSHA is requesting volunteers to become a companion for clients who have an alcohol abuse problem. Must be patient, recovering, able to be supportive and preferably, bilingual. Contact Kent Cairo at 694-1204 or the Par kside Volunteer Office. HOT UNE OPERATOR for Safe Haven in Racine. Become aware of Current community resources, develop counseling skills and learn how to react in a crisis situation. Training will begin soon. Ask for more information in the Career Center-Volunteer Office. BECOME A BIG BROTHER/BIG SISTER to children from-dysfunctional homes. Your friendship and guidance can influence someone's life. Ask for details. jERSTAD AGERHOLM MIDDLE SCHOOL IN RACINE needs help in the after school study sessions. Help out 1 afternoon per week for 1 hour. out interpersonal and tutoring skills with 6th-8th graders in a supervised study hall. Education become your station in life. Visit the Volunteer Office in the Career Center. HOSPICE ALLIANCE IS IN NEED OF DIRECT SERVICE VOLUNTEERS. An 8 session training course is being offered at the Hospice offices. Classes are conducted on Tuesday and Thursday nights from 7-9 p.m. Kenosha classes begin Sept. 28th, Burlington classes start on Oct. 19th, and Racine classes sta"' November 2nd. Prehean., students welcome. Volunteers must be 18 years old and make a 1 year commitment. Get more information in the Volunteer Office. LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS want Parkside student volunteers. Bose Elementary School-in Kenosha and Dr. Jones Elementary in Racine are waiting for patient and enthusiastic students who can help individual children with reading, math and spelling. Call 595-2011 for an appointment. CANOE GUIDES, TICKET MANAGERS AND FOOD DISTRIBUTORS are needed for a one-time event called Harvest Fest at River Bend Nature Center in Racine on Sunday, September 19th from 12:0Q.4:00pm. See Tonya in the Volunteer Office today. Contact Carol in. the Volunteer Office, WLLC-D175 or call, 595- 2011. Visit the Volunteer Office- WLLC-D175 far mare infomuuion: of Regents (and president, at the time of his death in April, 1968). Greenquist was a vocal supporter of plans to develop a four-year university in Southeast Wisconsin. Tallent Hall was named after Bernard C. Tallent, the first director of University of Wisconsin's two year Kenosha center. Tallent ran the center for 17 years, until his death in 1965. Tallent was particularly known for his devotion to education and community service, and was awarded an Honorary Doctorate of Humane Letters in 1965. These original buildings were not large enough to handle many of the necessary requirements of the university, and several temporary structures had to be erected to bear the burden. Even more interesingly, several of the administrative and support services - including the library utilized many of the old buildings abandoned by their unfortunate owners. The Library Learning Center, which replaced makeshift temporary buildings as the reference center for the university, was not approved for construction until October of 1969, along with the plans for the PhyEd building, in the midst of a $20.3 million construction program in the 1969-1971 biennium. The library cost $7 million to construct, and the P.E. builiding was slated at $2.2 million. These two buildings were not ready for occupancy until fall of 1972, which would be the same year that Parkside was to receive it's own separate accredidation, apart from the parent facility UWMadison, from the North Central Association of Colleges, and secondary schools. The Comm Arts Building would not be ready for use until fall of 1973, and the Union, attached to the main campus, would not be available until 1976. The Physical Education Building's original plans included an extension for future growth, and was actually considered during the 1975-77 biennium, but has not been -looked at since. Next Issue: Political Activity in Patkside's "Tender" Years. Dr. Peace to Speak OR Education On September 20, at NOON, Dr. G. Earl Peace Jr., UWSystem Academic Planner in the Office of Academic Affairs, will be speaking on "Process Oriented Science Education" in Moln 0-137. While Dr. Peace was a chemistry faculty member at the College of Holy Cross, Worcester, MA, the chemistry department developed a laboratory-centered approach to the teaching of general chemistry entitled Discovery Chemistry. This approach emphasizes the connection between a theory and the supporting empirical data. New topics are first introduced in the laboratory and then discussed more fully later in lecture. The students participate in a cooperative effort in which they are partners in the learning process. The inductive nature of the laboratory format appeals to the students' sense of drama and, during the postlaboratory meeting, provides them with the opportunity to experience the meaning of discovery - that flash of understanding which draws many of us to the study of science. Campus events succeed hen published In the Ranger tel. 595-2287 7 RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-228.7 a RA - EWS laHl•cllan al Parkalda'a ,-\ ~it,y V-lffi' Ofth, Ptmmal H'mary o/Cmivmiiy · 2in m a 'cln a:nnmemcmt 1,g PadcsidR's 1Jlh am1m ary year,; B,y bringing IU histary lo toda 's students~ /Jmig • , hojJt wt all rmght ,,,, t,rttlr abu w tmhooJ tmo lRtn' f1Jld ann.ivmary ear~ ,r1otto.· Ktiow &At PasJ I lmagiu~ t Futurr• . poin d arHe. th sel ction tl1e pnng Keno h las gasp df rt election prod i te whlch ety lea Pre iden l larrin.gt.on. he I.hat' al.I tba retro pect, ro rty lhe be lo all arksid ouJd g nc, we 10 ncede th l Tb ommiUee' selectlon P trifyin prings mack d clima." Park.side' earl dei.•efopmenL Rath r qweting he to _ u.rroundiog lection commiu ' -a.nous otbeTdoom d decisiom, prings ]eel.ion rai ed amplitud p blic ont n o it' 1 el lndeed, oft e id ts wer, anythi g hut elcom thcir :11 neighbor, In l e:r f LO th committee' plaru; a.cqu· 'lion p.rivat l own d properly, oner 'd ntwhed al formtt Pr · d n -aluel • compari g decinon Lo th •ruthl " ch3.lti d Wh n oolma5ter jo.im trade•~ train'. h pr w · ch progres ed negotia ·o ouuight on emnation, finally 1 contiguo propertie amowiting 2.1 m' lion, co.a tituted wh le me Cam.pm. LO Paruid ' cadernic Philo phy tatemem ~. Univ rsity gain · e it i J ch o tbui sr:reng!.h b~en pped by Ule e,i u oftbe previo } ar- nd-a-half, proc cr wned ape ·oo of aggra....ation a.nd Lhe h tility fo :r d lhi!i riod ling red int if gr Within il r:h ugh, la}• ~eeds ,.;branl niver icy~ in pl n de\· loped ar i ectural o H I ut, Oba , Ka · baum t. otili. propo d 6. 5 Ian, initiall)' includ d Tall n L Hall TheLmraryLe.amingCent~ BuiJding, Commumcation Ar w e an of onginal m.aater th .ftrm. look. o 966,. ;pecifically ~de-emphasize defined tori . r .lloor.s , cent.er vi ual nudcnL earning Lhe Oppartunitie ASSISTA.."IT of Keno5ha oJu.nr.e r an!W r telep one. CTOM · dex f:tles, w:ith chan, otb er duues, hare oommun.ication kilb and we pro.fi · onal te1ephone protocol.. caro1 Offic, . L'MOS Of KENOSHA. r u.esting olun lo compan.i on tlien ha\•e abw.e he patJ.ent, reco-.,rering. upportive and pr ferably, bilingual. Contac: a 694-1204 th Parbid Volunteer Offic . LINE f. r Sare Ha11 n llacin . a CWT nt . ommuni resource , d op counseling kills and learn how lo :,eatt in a cruis situation. Training will gm so n. mor Care r Volunteer Offic . BECO~i!E BROTHER/IUG SISTER to children from d),sfun tion.al h rne. Vj u fri ndship guidanc inOuence om one' life for detail . ]ERST.AD AGERHOU.1 need h lp c.hool tudy 5iom. l 'Cc Try your in erper on.al ~kills 8 h grad r upervi.sed rudy hall, Ed ucat.i n may }'Our talion lifi , Vi 't VoJunt er Volun tee~ mWil be I 8 yean ld andma ear com.mibnen.L hlunteer Offi . CmitlUI 'n 111l' \-blunt • Of/fo , \Vl.LC-Dl '7J ur caU. 595- 2011. tsit w \" !O 'Uf' Oj]iJ:, - WLLCDJ 'Jj /M more irifurmalion. EPTEMBER 993 NEWS Reg n presid l, ofhi!I de.alb m A: ·1, 968). Gree q tmL ~ ,·oca.I ~uppOTter o plaru Lo d - · lo (our-1 ar un h•eni l}' Sou.theru;L Woconsi.n. Tall.en H II was afte Hernan:! Tall , rst dir LOr U · i;versity ¼1 onlin' y; ar .Kenosha C!el1~ • 7) ar. unti.1 hi dea · 965. partirularly h1. derndo to ommunity sen-ice, and"" warded Leu.en ·nee. J 'o.-1 J w: Pol'ti al aiuit:, i'1 Parlr.rnu's ... Temter• Yea , P ac• lo an Science ldacallan publlshed 1287 RA EWS - YOUR# EWS 228_7 a SEPTEMBER 16, 199j RANGER NEWS, PAGE 4 Univelsity Oilers Services to the Disabled In today's growing society, individuals with disabilities offer a substantial statistic for the United States (and world) population. Unfortunately, these people are often neglected by barriers created upon myths, prejudices, stereotypes, fears, and basic ignorance of which concern their true disability. This misguidance can be eliminated with facts, understanding, and common sense. Along with Renee' Sartin Kirby (coordinator of students with disabilities), an academic support group for students with disabilities is being cofacilitated by Cheryl Montgomery and Sonya Rhutasel to take the first step. Prior to admission, students with disabilities are encouraged to schedule an appointment with an admissions officer and the coordinator for students with disabilities (as for now, Renee' Sartin Kirby). Note that students with physical disabilities are also encouraged to contact Student Health Services for support, not only those with a mental impairment. Students with disabilities, admitted to the UW-Parkside are further encouraged to take advantage of services offered to them under Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1973, and the Americans with Disabilities Act ofI990. Accommodations available to students with disabilities include. but are not limited to: taped textbooks; enlarged materials; preferential seating; alternate format (black/white copy); taped tests; extended time; distraction free environment; computer assistance; braille materials; and note taker services. Eligibility for such services include a form of records and/ or evaluations from a physician, psychiatrist, psychologist, or a licensed diagnostician. The academic support group for students with disabilities will . be meeting in CART 143, Wednesdays from 12:00 to 12:50. On September 29th, the planned topic is, "Is Time Manageable?" Followed on October 27th, addressing, "How Can I Get What I Want and Need?" As the semester comes to a dose, November 17th, the issue at hand is. "Is There a Better Wayto Prepare for Exams?" For more information about this support group, contact Renee' Sartin Kirby in WLLC D175, 595-2610. For further references, the Office of Admissions is MOLN Dill, 595-2355 and Student Health Services is MOLN DI15, 595- 2366. Captain Goon \Jo\J! \ ?ll.Clr(SSO~ 'Z..E(,51-11"\\"" ~OLl'£.L. A (" E:tJIUS! ':IOu'VE. t/I~t>(, l'\E \N~IS,al..(,\ \ I CAREER PLANNING GROUPS FOR STUDENTS STRUGGLING WITH CAREER/MAJOR DECISIONS SIGN UP NOW--GROUP SIZE AND SPACE IS LIMITED! 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STARTING SEPTEMBER 2 7TH FOR MORE INFORMATION OR THE CAREER CENTER WLLC D175 595-2452 , RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 R Uni malty 0111118 l•vlcasta Ula Dlsalllad In Loday' gro"'ing society, indi 'idual · ""''ith disabtli Ii offi r a u.bstantial tatistic for Lhe ahed w rld) U of. rtunatel , I.he ar fre negl cted by barriers created pr~judice , t:er type , feara, d ignorana of hi on rn heir lrue disability, This maguidan an with facu undentanding, and n , Alo g Renee• Sar · {coordinat r of tudenu rith disabili ·es}, ruppor studen d15.ahihti is being cofacilitated Cheryl Moncgomery and Sonya Rhu el to take lhe fi Prior to admi ion, t1tude with disabiliti art! encouraged to hedui~ appointmen "'iirh an adrni.Mio officer and the coordma or fOI" t.ud nt!i with diia di ti (as for now, enee' Sartin Kirby). ote that students Ii.th ph kal disabititie ar also n ouraged o conra.ct tuden ti e for upport, not only th wi lh a mental impairment. tuden with disabilities, admitted to the iW-Par kl id are further en cou d to take ad :aotage of seni . offered to them under nion 504 of the Rehabili tion Act o 197!<, and the erican whh Disabilitie Ac of 990. . ccommodation av.ti bl to tudencs wnh disabm i mdude, to: taped t .·tboo ; enlarged materials; preferen tw a.ting; alternate for al w 1itc c py}: taped te ts: exte ded t1 m ; di ractmn free 1.:0\1 onment: compul r a~1 tance; bra.ill materials; no takr.r St.-n1ce . Eligibin · f r ch se ·ca 1nd11de a form of records and/ or e,•idu tion. from a physman. psychiatri 1., p:; ch logist. or a li en d diagno ncian. Th· academic upportgroup or mden~ 'li\,ith di · .biliti will be meeting in CART I 3, W dn , da from 12:00 to 12:50. On September 29th, lbe planned t pk 15,, ·J un . ianageabler Followed OcLOber 27th, addressing, "How Can l Get Whal I • t d . eed?" R s "-t'\ ? "::tou. c.w i"c.t ME:! I I PLAN ING FO MAJOR START G TO REGISTER CONTACT: WllC 0175 2452 I ,,.,.,, WS YOUR# BER 16 199 'j)i2,.crES~ Z.E: E:.sl-\~\~I yo :tr. A. C!,t 1u. ! ldoll'vt ~"N:. 1"'\E. \tJ\h StS E. ~ r __ ,-·.N-G-E-R-N-E-W-S-,-P-A-G-E-5----- ----.:S:..:E:.P:n..T~=RE.1=6M, 1993 DBSERVA710NS ....o.ords G.J. Nelso... defense. Baloney, on both counts. If one keeps a hand weapon properly in a house. You keep it in a locked place and unloaded. Ifyou did have and intruder in your house, by the time you got the weapon ready to go, the intruder would most likely have the upper hand on you. Ifyou keep a hand weapon unlocked and loaded thinking, "My kid will police officer. I have yet to meet a police person not in favor of handgun control. There is no reason, NONE, for a civilian to have a assault weapon, Those weapons are designed to do one thing very well. Kill people! The tragedies that have happened all over the country with regards to these kinds of weapons are appalling. It is only by God's grace that a disaster concerning automatic weapons was recently averted here in Kenosha at a local McDonald's. To the argument that criminals will always be able to get guns: true, but a lot more killings would be averted with control than without it. II we must have access to handguns than why not have state-run armories. In the Navy, if! wan ted to own a personal weapon, I was required to check it in and out of the armory. Why not the same in civilian life? Lastly. people are required to obtain license to drive, to fly, to teach. to practice law. Why not a requirement to show that you have been properly trained with a weapon before being allowed to obtain one? At least it would help. This week I would like to comment on two words. These two words are guaranteed to create controversy. The two words are ( Rush Limbaugh,just kidding) gun control. More specifically, hand gun and assault weapon con trol. The Second Amendment to the Constitution talks about the need of a well armed militia being necessary, the right of people to keep and bear arms shall not be abridged. This amendment has never been read into the 14th amendment by use of the due process or equal rights clauses, The Supreme Court has rarely ruled on the second amendment. As a conservative I nonetheless believe that the second amendment at the lest pertains to shoulder weapons (shotguns and rifles) only. I am more persuaded that a well-armed militia refers to the military or police and that civilian ownership of weapons can be regulated. The argumen t in favor of uncontrolled access to hand guns and, to a lesser extent, automatic weapons is for self Vignelles by Cal the bastard semi-colon; being born of legitimate punctuational parents; the period and the comma semicolons are half one and half the other;and therefore half useless; or at least half assed; and have added at least half wrong to the punctuation of this misarable little critique. Out; Damned Spot! C.J. Nelson Havingjust finished my entrance exams ; I realized that there is a vast disparity in the waysentences are to be puncuated. I have a particular problem;maybe have it.tool It comes down to the way I was taught; if two disparate thoughts are joined into a single sentence; by means of a semi-colon; aren't they complete enough thoughts to desereve there period,exclamation point.or question mark? I think so; I say do never find it,' than you will likely come home to a tragedy someday. A loaded weapon in a home is an invitation to trouble. It is to easy to reach for a weapon in a moment of anger and, Bang! If that does not happen, than you may have an incident like the one in Florida several years ago. A boy found a gun, accidently shot his brother dead, then left a note to his parents explaining this and shot himself as atonement. If you don't believe me ask any •, PARKSIDE UNION HOURS Union: INSTANT REPLAY Information Center Monday - Thursday 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. Friday 8 4:15 Monday - Thursday 11 a.m. - 11 p.m. Friday 11 a.rn.> 7 Monday - Thursday 9 -11 p.m. Friday 9 a.m. - Midnight Saturday Noon - Midnight Sunday Noon - 10 p. m. Films and events as scheduled Monday & Thursday 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. Tuesday, VVednesday and Friday 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Deposit your non-winning tickets at the display in the "Union Dining Room" for a drawing of fabulous prizes. On Friday, October I, 1993!!! 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B Sq are Ber Oen er Union Sub Din·ng B a.m. - p.m. 1 hursday 1 1 a.m. - 7 p.m. a.m. 9 Midn·ght 1 Fi' lrns even s as Mo· day Wed asday 8 Mo day Saturday&. m -7 p,.m. - p.m. p.m. • p.m. m. 2 in. 4:30 7 m. 2 e..m. p.m. a.m. - 0 WL C Coffee 6:·epa it ·ckets al Iba in "Union Dining Raam" far a drawn ol labulaus pr"azas. On Octoller I, 199311! Isl B1cycle 2nd loll 3rdPriz• A&• Ra Beer naat Kil 4th Snapp e Shirl .t .I. RANGER NEWS, PAGE 6 A Step Towards Peace by Jeffrey M. Weniger Esq. "There are very few moments in history that are comparable to this moment." -Hanan Ashrawi, PLO representatioe to Washington talks "Right here, right now. There is no other place I'd rather be." -fesus J(JII1!S I normally take a very cavalier look at life when I write my article, but events this past week have moved me to take a step in the more serious direction. The prospect for peace in the mid-east had been brewing for about a week and I didn't much think about it. It was finally announced that the PLO and Israel both formally recognize each other. This step is an important one in world history, if it is a start of a journey of true peace. The twentieth century is one which has been defined by war and violence. It is encouraging to see people of different cultures trying to overcome their differences to keep the peace. I remember watching an episode of Head of the Class on year when the class was given an assignment to report the news twenty years from now. The overly pompous Alan talked about many unlikely events, mentioned that the Israeli/Palestine team looked promising to win the gold in track and field. At the time it was funny. Now it seems that there migh t be a chance that in twenty years Israelis and Palestines might actually find they have more in common wi th one another. War is a great deal like alcoholism, you first have to admit you have a problem. From there you have to work on staying sober, one day at a time. I can only hope that the mid-east can remain sober after nearly thirty years of unrelenting hostility. The differences between these two cultures are centuries old,which means that a secure peace isn't going to be a certain ty overnight. It will take a great deal of work, dedication, understanding and patience. The longest journey begins with a single step. Let us hope that its a long and fruitful journey. . .:.•.... -':'.;; --- . 595-228Z by George Harris.Ir. In recent years. some people have been invoking the name of McCarthyism to silence conservatives. We are taught that McCarthyism, at its height, was the ultimate evil that government can perpetrate on its citizens. I shall bring to your attention an overlooked chapter in American History. The fairness doctrine, which came into being during the 19110'sand lasted until the early 1980's, was used during the Kennedy/Johnson administrations to monitor right wing broadcasts - whether they were extremist or not. Under this rule. a radio station can lose its license to broadcast if enough people object to its programming. Many times it became a way to legally censor unwanted free speech. Here is an example of how the fairness doctrine would work: WAYChires me to be a conservative talkshow host. I become very popular and very controversal. A group of disgruntled liberals, for example, can petition the radio station, when their licence goes for renewal, to either get me off the air or balanced with other hosts who have a differing view point. The most liberal among us can not defend what the government of the sixties did. The government basically dictated who should get to speak out and who didn't. The fairness doctrine is silently being proposed by liberals, like George Harris,fr. Barbara Boxer of California, who are concerned about the popularity of conservatives on the radio. They feel that it isn't fair that a guy like Rush Limbaugh reaches millions of people while they are left in the cold. 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W, Wtlmot, Wi 53192 or Monday- Friday, 8 am-6 pm at 8338 Washington Ave., Suite 105, Racine, Wi 53406. (Conveniently located next to Ensenada's Restaurant.) I!y Vanessa Woods Envigion that there are two haIlds of two males. One hand iswhite and one hand is black and they are handcuffed. Whicb is the captor or which one could be a criminal? Benetton's Parisian agency, Eldorado crafted the picture. This past summer, I completed research for an Indepent Study Communication course. I realized how numb I had become over my short lived years to propaganda (advertising) and how it exploits and neglects people of color. Racism is a major . drawback in advertising. There are roles ads play in our country's racial unrest and consumer marketing. Racism in advertising means a negative message conveyed to people of color from the media promoting the idea that they are inferior. Therefore, the media implies or suggests to non-whites that they have an obligation or right to distort the images of people of color at will. First, ironically there not only is the presence of racism in ads, but the lack of people of color as well. Negativity in portrayal creates hostility for all people of color. However, Ward remarks, "The absence of blacks in advertising, more than stereotyping, makes black people irate about their situation and status," said Marilyn Kern-Foxworth, a journalism professor at Texas A&M University who is writing a book on the history of blacks in advertsing" (35) . SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 conjures up all the negative directors. Ads produced within Cosmopolitan and Vanity Fair. stereotypes. (52) the last few years support this There were many stereotypes Then, there is the aspect of concept. This idea goes with and much lacking in the the niche ads. Niche ads are the female characters that presence of any person of color. when producers engage in a promote supplies who have In conclusion, long ignored strategy that continues to found younger looking skin in by white merchants and market consumers in a certain a bottle, fast relief from manufacturers, Black area specifically to protect their headaches, or a really great consumers are now estimated assets whether or not it is at the gum(19). What about the to have, in aggregate, more expense of the consumers. darker sisters? This kind of than $270 billion worth of There are cigarette, alcohol, racism has played a role for the buying power, according to and sneaker niche ads, but last half century. Lena Horne, statistics provided by Andrew sneakers are the biggest Dorothy Dandridge and Brimmer & Associates a problem of all. Predominantly Diahann Carroll became the Washington, D.C., consulting white companies are using first black sex symbols accepted and marketing firm ("Black black stars to promote more bywhites. Now we have Consumer 60"). It's all a than a hundred bi11ion dollars a Vanessa Williams, Sade,Jasmine matter of supply and demand. year in ghettos for sneakers. Guy and many others in music People of color do have the The sneakers are retailed for videos and movies. To my option to buy or take their $50-$70 and generally worn dismay, the presence of other money elsewere.All people of between two and five weeks just ethnic groups in ads especially color are making tiny steps to make a fashion statement. Native-Americans are almost forward in the market because Then the person replaces the non-existent. they have a significant amount sneakers with a totally new Next, there is the aspect of of buying power. People of model. According to Nike consumer marketing. color want quality products, so figures, Leo shows black males According to Fischer, Hispanics eventually their needs have to ages 1~24 all applied in the (62%) buy the same food, be met. The U.S. largely 9.8% of the 10.3 billion' beverage and household item depends on a wealthy economy annually for shoes (20) . brands on a regular basis while to be a viable nation-state. Companies heavily market $150 only 35% will be lured away by America needs money to shoes at the expense of those a sale, Miami-based Market provide for things like military who can't afford them. The Segment Research found. defense, government spending media is encouraging the Asian-Aericans are almost as and foreign trade. This is why compulsive obsession with likely to buy a sale item as a the consumer market is so shoes. familiar brand (45%each). Ag important right down to the Yet another issue has risen for African-Americans, 54% last dollar. America truly but this time it's distinctively said they consistently buy the wouldn't be what it is today if it cast at black women. Brown same brands and 41% buy wasn't for its democracy and states the light-skinned black what's on sale(6). capitalism and the thanks is due woman is the most common Some of the magazine's ads I to the people and that includes black woman in visual media found most offensive were all its citizens of color. and the preference of many arAt!!!!!~N.~ew!!!!swe!!!!e~k,!!Good;!!!!!!!!!Iwus!!!!!!!!ekeefri!!i!!!·'~Ig~ani!!!!d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!c!!!!on~Lon page 8 Vanessa Woods Next, Clarence Smith, president of Essence, a magazine targeted to black women was invited to preview a group of ads accompanied with other Essence staff members. Benetton buys a lot of pages from Essence magazine. However, one of the eight ads did not pass. Benetton's Parisian agency shot photos of a racially mixed rowing crew and a white teacher tutoring a black child. Smith pointed out the pictures has a natural, equal and beautiful approach about them. A handcuff photo was even acceptable. Yet a portrait of a topless black woman nursing a white child was not acceptable. Generation of black women were forced to nurse white children while their own went hungry. Smith thought the picture was an anathema to blacks because it • Paid holidays • Paid training "A fantastic place to wort< and live" CHARGE! ffia= New. lower Interest rate! Get convenient credit with ECU MasterCard or VISA 13.8% APR with a $5 annual fee and 2541y grace period! Serving oil UWPar/csfde employees ond students. 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Thi id . goo "'i.th and mu h lacking in Lhe hand of ·o male · O e and Marilyn lu:rn·Foxwort.h, a th niche ads. iche ad ar the femal. c.haracte II tba preM."nce of pe 50 of lor. is white and on hand is black j our ism profes or al exas when produ!i:er mgag in a promote mppli who ha rn conclusion, ong ignored and t.bey are handcuffi d. A&M Univer • 'who is writing a trat gy lb.at continu~& to found youn er looking kin in by whlte mer hams and Which i the captor or which book. n tl e hi tory of blacks in market con umers in a c rtain boul , fast r lief from manufacture , Black one could be a cruninal? advertsiogn(!5) , area spoci.fically m protect their headache.s, o a really great co mer are no e timal d Belletton' Parisian agency, a.MeU wheth r or nor it u at the gum{ 19). What about e to have, in a.ggr te. mor £Idorado crafted th picm.r • ex.pen e of the con ume:rs. dark:er · u : This kind f than 70 illion wonb of This past summ r. f There are cigarette, alcohol, raci m has played ro}e for the buying JXJWer, a ordmg w coinpleted raearch fo an and n le.er niche aw, bu ,t hut half century. Lena Home, r.a · ti prmoided by uirew ln.depenl tu<ty m ak.en arc th~ big e t Dorothy Dandridg and Brimmer & oci.al.J a eommunication coune. Vanena Woods prohlem fall. Predo:minant..ly Diahann Can-oU became the Washington, D.C., consulting rtalized how numb had wlut..e companie~ are wing fin · blac sex symbol a...cc.epted and marketing Iirm c•Bfa l)ee()ID ai.· r my shon )iv d black. tan prQm.oi.e more by whi Now we ha: e Coruurne.- 60~) , It's, all yem to p opaganda ext, Clarence mi , than a hundred billion dollan a Va.new Williams, Sad • Jamune m ttf'r of upply and d em , . (adver'li!ing) and how iL p · eudenl of~. a magazine y ar i ghet for meat.em.. Guy and trumy oth in mu.sic Peop e of col r do ha e th exploiu and n gl H ~o le of rar~trd to blacll 1omen W2.!l The mealu:n are retail d for "id and m0\lle11. To ,ny option to buy or take etr color. Racimi iu major inv:i.Cc d top mew a group, of -,o- 70 and g nenilly wo:r di may, the pre ence of othCT money uewere.All people of (lra~·back. in m·ertrnng. Th re ads a companied with other bet'!-t.een two and fiv wee-kl ·u t ethnic groups in ad · specially color are malun tiny p. are role ad: playm out &s.tnustaITmembera. to ak.e a fa hion r.at@mmt. ~ ati~ American ar-,ea1most forward in the market becau e w11Dtry' racial unre and Benetton buys a lot of page11 TheP t.he pen.on replaces the non..e,ti_stent. l.h ha -ea cignificam amounl coosumer marke · ng, from &snu:e magazi e. , ea~n with a totally new ext. there i the aspecl of of bU}'lng powe:r. Pe pie of Raci&m in adverti 'ng means However, one of th eight ru model According to ike con um.tt marketing. colo wanl quali woduca, negative message c nveyed to did not pa . Ben tton' figure Leo shows black mal According to FiK.her, Hispamc et· ntuaU, tbe1r n ed b.wc to people o c.olo:r from th media Parisian age ty b t photos ofa: ages 18-2 an app1i din the (62%) buy the sam food, b meL The U .. largely promoting the idea tha[ they racially m · ed rowing crew and 9.8$ f l:h e l0.8 billion be\ erage and homehoJd item depend on weal y e onomy are inferior. Therefor~, the a white teacher tutoring a black an ually for hoe (20). branw on a regular b.lli hil to be a ~i· ble nation-stat . media implif's or Uigg to child. Smith pointed out the Compani · heavily market 150 only 5% wi l be Jured away b)· Am rica a~ch money to 11.on-white8 I.hat they ha\•e an pic.tur h a. narural, equal shoes at th expert e of th e a sale, Miami-based arke provide for things like miluar • oblig· tion or right to di tort and beautiful approach bout who can't o d them. h Segmen Re&eatthfound. defense, gO\· mmenl spendin the images of people of color at them. • handcuff photo was media i encouraging the • ·an-Aericans ate ahno. t and foreign uad . TI.ti I why will. en ccep1ahle. li a .Portrait compubive bie:ssion 'th 1.ikeiy to buy we item rui a Lbe con wnt::r marke 1 Fir: t. ironically here not of a to leg black woman .!hoe . familiar brand (45%ea ) . importam righ n to the on.Jyi tbep:re nc ofrarim uringa"'•hitechildwasnoL Yetanothe.rissuehasri n for rican.aA.merican -4% lastdoUa:r, Am ricatruly in d , bu the lac of people of acceptabJ . Generation of but t i time iI'll distinctiv y said ey con iltent:ly uy the wouldn't be wh tit i today if il color as wi ll. egat.M.I.}' in black wom n were forced to cast al black. worn en. Brown same brands and 41 % buy wa n 'l for iu democra an portrayal create hostility for all nurse white c hildren while lh ir slate th light kinned bl ck hat'tt on sale(fi). c pitalis:m and h wan· i du people of color. However, own went h ungry. Smith woman i th mo t common Some of the znagazine' ad I to the peopJ and lh t include Y..ard remarb, 'The absence of thought the picture was an black woman in vi uaJ m di.a found most offen!live were all i citizen of color. blac in adv :rtising. mor~ than anathema to b]a.cb because i L and the p:rtlerence of many art w~dr,, Goodlwu.stlrapif,g and Com. on ~ 8 .--------------~---------.... .,,._~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!~~~~~!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!~ •aag a great fall job! , A1 Gander Mountain. you c ·.ten good n , wo a convenient sched ulc, and till ha th tim ynu need for family. friends, sch or ~tfon. 1e're hiring upbeat individuals to hclp u:s 5ell and distribute our premier hunting. fishing and amping equipment, and we have hours mac are flexible enough to &t n:11.osr any Lif~tyle, So if you're ooking to" ·:Jg'' a super )Ob this fall , consider th · following: Telephone Sales Reps Wi rk fuU r pan-am • day. evening or night. 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Servfng ,rll UW Parladde employees and tudents.. [!«IIA I Tallent all Rm. 286 595-2 50 9:30-4:00 Al l£NTION STUDENTS: I SPECIAL ANNOUN·CEME T C anceUor' "Drop•ln' Offl ours for W dnesd i, Sept. 22 d will be c. ang d o onday, Sept. Z , 3:30 p. • 5:00 p.m. lbe o nal day &. 01115 of: 3:30 p.m. - 5•00 p.m. lvery Wednesd J wlll then re e IN.ck to Its orlpaal edule In WLLC 353 TIMnlifou LL 595-2287 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 8 & SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 EYE on the EDGE !Jy Steven Moore editor-illrchkJ Mycolumn, Eye on the Edge, will attempt to explore several controversial issues in an effort to stimulate thought and discussion. Whenever you .... -ee or disagree with my views, 1:o\~~1Ieyxpress yourself with a "-<el~l.-to the Editor. ihave noticed a sensitive issue still lingering in our consciousness todaycommonly called The Battle of the Sexes. Some people continue to debate the subject with misunderstandings and preconceptions about men and women. Bookstores try to offer answers by loading shelves with variations on the same themes-women's guides to understanding men and the complete guide to understanding the female gender. Talk shows like The Oprah Winfrey Show also try desperately to offer answers to this "heated" issue. I get extremely agitated, especially when I read or hear that "men will always do that" or "women will always be that way." I work at Wal-mart as an Electronics Associate, and I often notice silly squabbles between couples. As I was selling a VCR to a couple, I laughed as I noticed their use of common stereotypes. The man stated, "Oh honey, keep quiet ...you know that women are not electronically inclined," and the woman looked across at him and said, "men think they know everything." At first this seemed funny, but the expressions on their faces revealed something tragic about their relationship. They continued their back and forth exchange of harsh and cruel statements. It's disappointing to see how petty arguments can split a couple apart. Most of these disputes are largely due to how society has programmed us about men and women. We need to tear down these barriers, and eliminate the misconceptions about the sexes. James Thurber once said, "The wife who keeps saying, 'Isn't that just like a man?' and the hushand who keeps saying 'Oh well, you know how women are,' are likely to grow farther and farther apart through the years." lapply 8 .... and, cont. from pg. 7 I hope this will give all the people the incentive to contact the television networks, consumer product companies or even your local restaurant to give constructive criticism and compliments when thy are due. To see is to believe. Here are the sources I used for my study. One can find them at the Racine library. Amiel, Barbara. "Through the Lenses of Gender and Ethnicity." Maclean's 27 May 1991:15. Brown, Clinton J. ·Which Black is Beautiful?" Advertising Age I Feb. 1993; 19. "Inventing the Black Consumer Market." Ebony Nov. 1992:1. Fisher, Christy. "Minority Shops Hinge Sell on Specialty." Advertising Age 1Jul. 1991:18 "Poll: Hispanics Stick to Brand ..Asian Americans Shop For Good Price, and African Americans look for quality." advertising Age 15 Feb. 1993; 6 Leo,John. "The Well-Heeled Drag Runner." U.S. News 30 Apr. 1990;20 Phillips, Carol. "Data Cap" Wall Street Journal 19 Feb. 1993 R18. Rodkin, Dennis. "How Colorful Can Ads Get?" Mother jonesjan 1990;52. Ward, Adrienne. "What Role do Ads Play in Racial Tension?" Advertising Age 10 Aug. 1992:14. 1Letlefs to QJe qebitOf Dear Mr. Moore; I would like to rectify the optical illusion that Jeffery Weniger was trying to create in his most recent article in the Ranger. He stated that he •...Iived through the seventies once ... ., Well, I'm sorry to say, that if it happened allover again (the seventies), it would be the first time he could remember. Jeffery is trying to create the impression that he is a veteran, experienced writer who has seen more of the world than his fellow "fresh out of high school" students. 1 know for a fact that Jeffery is at least two years younger than myself, with me being twenty-two. Even I don't really remember the seventies except from what I see in family pictures and a few debilitating flashbacks of the hideous clothes my mother dressed me in when I was a child ...a very young child. Kids born in the late seventies spent most of that decade in diapers. Bythe time most kids born in the early to mid-seventies have memories they recall vividly,those memories occured in the eighties. Stuff like Blondie and roller skating at the local rink. Those year we can saywe lived through. And personally, the thought of going through that again terrifies me more than the seventies ever could I And by the way, bell bottoms were out offashion in the first few years of 1970. My ·70's" expert says that when she married in 1975, all that was left of bell bottoms was a slight flare in the in the hemline. Bell bottom belonged to the sixties. I hope you don't say that you lived through that decade also! The next fashion to become extinct was the "young yuppie in the business suit"look. Before you attempt to insult a lifestyle you have not truly experienced. as you say you have, why not talk to those that have. There are plenty of people who would be willing to oblige you. You may find that it wasn't as bad as you "remembered ." p.s. We the readers would love to see a photo of you in 1970 so we can approximate your agel Sincerely, Brigitte Hauser Dear Mr. Moore: I wish to reply to Brian Matsen, author of "The Silent Cry-A Christian Perspective." During the 1992/'93 school year, Mr. Matsen's writings appeared regularly in the Ranger- News. While 1 found his ideas to be somewhat unorthodox and radical, I was able to dismiss them as simply over-zealous. Now, however, Mr. Matsen has gone too far. In calling himself a "voice for the mainstream Christian population," he has taken a great deal too much upon himself. I consider myself a Christian; however, I would never allow Brian Matsen to be my "voice." While I believe that Mr. Matsen may have the right ideacertainly it is good to be a Christian and to share those beliefs with others-he does not or cannot communicate those ideas effectively. I feel safe in saying that I, and probably the majority of this campus (Christians and non- Christians alike), find his articles extremely offensive. The Lord does not want us to point fingers or pass judgement on others. Instead, he asks us to "Co and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit (Matthew 28:19)." Instead of following this command, Mr. Matsen's method of sharing his faith appears to involve simply spewing rhetoric and misinterpreted Bible passages. The Bible can be interpreted any way that anyone chooses; even Satan can quote the Bible (see Matthew 4:1-10 and Luke 4:1-13). As they read now, Mr. Matsen's articles are confusing, non-sensical gibberish; people are being turned away from Christianity, rather than to it. Remember, we must "open men's eyes, not tear them out." Until you can get off of your soap box and have a reasonable Christian discussion of your beliefs, Mr. Matsen, please do not presume to call yourself a Christian voice. A Concerned Christian, Traci A. Kitelinger Dear Mr. Moore: I too am one of the many students who have viewed the new Ranger format and like it. However, all of the fancy prin t styles and pictures do not seem to override the fact that the Rang",' has changed drastically in content - I'm not sure it's for the better. I recall when reading the Ranger-consisted of pertinent student news. Things that were important regarding students directly, not the political games being played while discussions of religion, upward mobility, and abortion are being discussed. My original concern is that, while the new- Chancellor is very irn portan t to our student lives, the publishing of his complete speech may have been a bit overboard. I personally hope that all will go well, and I welcome Chancellor Stockwell to the position with open arms. However, as a student who has been burned one too many times by all of the "great expectations," I just wonder how much of the promises will really come true. My advice to the Ranger is simply cut down on the overpowering publicity. Students will come to a Chancellor who is willing to listen to students, not to a man who is overpublicized. Finally, my greatest disappointment with the new Ranger is a pair of articles regarding religion. I have never been so appalled as I was when the rash generalizations of Christianity were made. Furthermore, my anger was intensified when I saw the same author's article about abortion. A man who uses nothing other than biblical references to attempt to support his weak, colored view of abortion should be taken out and shot. What person ever gave him the power of authority of the effects of abortion. Granted, I believe that every individual should be allowed his or her own opinion of what is right regarding abortion however, when writing this opinion, state that it is only an opinion. As a woman who stands strong and proud behind the Pro-Choice view point, I really wonder how he can sleep at night knowing that not only does he think that by writing this article he has the authority to tell me what to do with my body, but that his view was accepted by the Parkside student body. WRONGI I ! Things are deftnitely changing at the new Ranger. Now, let's take the time to change them for the better or ALL students on campus, not just the ones who have a column in the Ranger. Thank you. RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 7 R S, b_j Siet't:'11 MWl't ed.itor--iu-cl:iif 2: -l. BER 16 th d Ethnicit .9 r. Ad. Pl. Ra al 1Letters ta <!ellitor Dear Mr., re: r would Ii e to rectify the optical ill i n th.at Jeffery , 'emger rrvu1g to cre te in b1 mo t rec.enc article m t.he Rm , He tated tha l he ~ .. .livr-d through the a·e a one ~ W ll, rm sorr)' lo say. t.ha.1 t l bapp n(:d al] over again (d1 . •entie,), it would be lhe first nm he ould remember. efle ts lr i.ng LO c ace the tmpr ·s · n that h i \'eteran, expen a ed writer who ha., more of tlu~world Lhan bi fellov,,r ~fresh out of higl hooi~. tud n . know For a fact thatje ry 1 atleas twn y r }'ounger t.han m elf, w1tb mt" bei g Mem:y•two. E ·en I don' r 11)' remember the e\'enrie e -cept from bat 1 see in family icture and a few debih ·ng f1a3hbac of the hideorn clothes mother dre sed m hen child ... a ,·ery young chtld. Kid! born in he late ·¥en lies .pen m f of thac decade in du.pers. By the um mo l kids born in th arly mid eutie ha,e memolie th ·yre(.'..3.\1 i\idly, lhose mexn rie~ ocrured inc rely, Brigitte Hau er D ar tr. Mo r •: ear r. Moor ; ucemed Christian, Traci Kitcling r Thank ou. 7 'ifANGER NEWS, PAGE 9 "Someone you can tell everything to and someone who is with you during good and bad times" SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 ,.he Greal Gambling ftaseo of 1113 Gabe Kluka "Viva las Vegas" -Elvis Presley "Hit Me." -Isabella Rosellini in Blue Velvet "Andy, we should get the hell out of here 'cause we're broke." -Me Three weeks ago, Andrew Patch and I decided to take a little trip up to the Oneida Casino in Green Bay to try and win a big pile of money. Itwas a trip that was inspired by a monetary thrashing we both took a week earlier, while betting on dogs running in circles. Oddly enough, gambling out of spite does not seem to be the wise thing to do. After work, at about 5;30, Andy picked me up at my house in Racine, and on the night before school started, we started out on a trip that I was sure would only take two hours. We also figured out that we didn't know the directions to the casino, but we saw a sign in Milwaukee, and figured that we should easily be able to find our way. Our plan was to speed 'up to Green Bay, gamble until ten, and then be back at home by midnight counting our fortunes. So, with three dumb assumptions under our belt, we headed off into the north woods. Two and a half hours later Patch and I were at a Citgo station somewhere in Green Bay asking directions; we had apparently taken quite a large wrong turn, but fortunately we were back on track and standing in awe of the Oneida Casino about fifteen minutes later. The Oneida Casino is essentially a large pole barn with a lot of slot machines, Blackjack tables and Bingo seats. There are a lot of flashing lights, but not much in the way of wall decorations. We wandered through the forest of one arm bandits, and found two seats at a Blackjack table. The game of Blackjack is relatively simple, even odds game of cards that moves very quickly, which is why it is so popular with gamblers. I am sure that the majority of you out there in Parkside land have played it so I won't go into the gory details. I do wish that someone had gone over the gory details with me, because my wallet began bleeding at a rapid pace as soon as I sat down and started to play. As I was losing more and more money, Patch seemed to be winning, and was at one point about fifteen dollars ahead. Now this may not sound like a lot of money, but when you are down forty, it is flfty five bucks away from where you are. Fortunately for my ego, the dealer put together a remarkable string of hands that included back to back "Someone who you can trust to stand behind you." Blackjacks, a three seven twenty one, and a seven card twenty, to put Mister Patch's money in the same crapper mine went down. At about ten thirty, we had taken enough abuse and walked away from the table shaking our heads at the brilliance of our plan to gain a fortune, or at least the price of one book. However, I had not quite had enough, and in a desperate act, I got about five bucks in quarters, and threw it into a slot machine. Well, oddly enough, I won back about half the money I lost ( I am being an optimist). so I only threw about twenty-six bucks away. At about twelve thirty, Andy and I stopped in the "SuperSaver" in Port Washington to get some food, and some caffeine, so that we would stay wide awake for the ride home. We browsed through the health food, and picked up a bag of Ruffles, some "Garlic Toasties", and a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi. This little stop started a conversation that basically went like this until we got back to Racine; "Gabe, we suck at gambling." "Yeswe do Andy" "This was a dumb idea Gabe, probably dumber than going to the dog track last week." "Yesit was Andy; it was definitely dumber than going to the dog track last week." "We're stupid Gabe." 'Yes Andy, we are." "Someone who doesn't tell your business to your parents!" Wendy Orlowski (Benlor/art education) Wendy M. Wise Ounlor/soclology) "Someone you can share many secrets with and not have to worry about finding out those secrets" "A person you can talk openly with and who you can trust wholeheartedly." Joshua Bruschuk (8ophomorelpr.med) Craig Rebro Ounlor/communlcatlon) "Someone who's always there when the going gets tough." Deborah Morgan (senior/psychOlogy) RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 PAGE 9 OFFICIAL QUOTE . OR THE DAY by Raymond G. w·ggins Grap ic Designe fo 1h19' R~~ "Cope witli it. " Teri Jacobsen "'Someone you can tell everything 10 and someone w o is with you during good a d ba times'' E P T EMBER 16, l 93 ha Gr• at Iambi I sea • 111 3 "'Vi,-\'a la egas" -ElVl!i Pr q• Hi Me." •I be'lla Rmellini i.n Biue Vel 'el ~Andy, we should ge the hell out of her 'c:au · w 'n: broke." •Me Three weeks ago. Andrew Patch and decided to take a little trip up to he On ida ~mo in Green Bay to try and wm a ig pi1 f money. t, a trip that was lll pired by a monetary t.h.rashing both LOok a ee · earlier, while be ting n dog, numing in circ1a Oddly nough, gambling oul f pite doc noL seem to b th wi thing t do. After work, at about 5:30. Andypic d me p tmy hou in Racine, and on t.he night before chool t.arr d, we started ou on trip I.hat 1 was !'iure wo · ld on.I take two hours. 1e al figur d out I.bat e didn't know th dll' tions. to casino, but e 1a • a flign u.1 "MJ.Jwauk. e, d figured that we hou.1d easily be abJe to find o r way. Our plan was to speed up 10 Gree1 Bay, gam 1 un tiJ ten, and men be c'k at home by midnighr counting our fo runes. So, "'--ith tb.r dumb assumptiom under our ell, e beaded off into th north woodr.. Two and a half hour I ter Patch and ere at a Cltg tation omewhere ·n Gr; n Bay asking dir tio ; we had apparently taken quu.e large \IITong turn, but fortun tely w were bac n tra and Atanding in awe of the Oneida c.asino abou fif en min te. la er. Th On ida Qui.no ti\ · tially a lar · e polt: bar "',t a lo or lo ma hi.n Blackjac · tab e and Bingo a . There are a lot of fl.ashing ligb , bu n t mucll m. th wa of wall decoration , \V :andcrt:d through the forest of one ar bandi ~. and found two a ata Bladjadoablc. The game of 81ac:kjac.k. is retati el)' s·mple, e'\'e odd game of Carra that O\' \ •r qui.c y. ·hich h)' ; ti so popular i.th gam le . I am ure that lhe majority of 'O oul 1ere in Par 1 land ha\· played it so 1 ·on't go into he gory det.ri . T d wish that !ltOmeo had gon o ·er the gory details with me, beraw my wall t bepn b}eetling at a rap· d pa oon I !ia.L down and staned to play. M was losing mo e and mor money, Patch med to be winning, au at one pomt abo l- fifi en dollars ah d .• • ow lhil may not • n like a lot f ntonev, but when you are down orcy, Lt i1I fifty five bu away from ihe e ou are. Fortuna.tel}' for y ego, th deal r put together remark.a.bl~ i.nng hand th t incJuded ba LO bac "Someo e who you can trust to stan . behind you." ·Someone who do sn t ell your business to yo r parents!" andy Orl owski (Sanlorial't Id catlo ) Wendy M. Wtsa Ounlorlsoclology) "Someone you can share ma y secrets with and not ave to worry about finding out hose secrets" R EWS - YOUR #1 .. A per on you can ta k openly rth and who you an trust wholeheartedly." IJon) OURCE - 'Someone who's always there en the gain ets toug . ." or/ cho ogy) RANGER NEWS, PAGE 10 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 ;;1 I TRY A WHOLE OR HALF••• ANYWAY YOU SLICE IT, IT'S SUPER! An overly generous portion of freshly shaved roast .... -._. ._._._. __ ._._._._._._._._._._._._.... beef and turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, sliced tomato, cucumber, and red onion ... all on a freshly baked (AND REALLYBIG)french roll. _', ,;~,,,~j,\$W.:~";:'m,,,.~I1Th'l\fu~W~';~'W'9tt*Pi>j i&'f~~' ~,~EiiiiRTAIN SECTION.... .A' mt, ;.d--i-@.~~ Entertainment Week NT Television can be a wasteland for the average viewer. Thankfully, there are some good television shows out this season. There are many duds out there but there are a few quality show you can watch. Get Mad on Thursdays. On Thursday nights, NBC runs a well written show called Mad About You. It's a funny, well written show about married life and relationships. The characters are believable and fun to watch. If you like police drama, I'd highly recommend The Comrnish. The series revolves around police commissioner Tony Scally. He looks like a real life person, not a perfect model. The stories are well written, the plot holds you attention, and its fun to watch. Saturday nights, ABC 9 PM. The John Laroquette Show is a great show which revolves around Jack Hammond, a recovering alcoholic. The humor is dry and has an edge to it, giving the show a grip in reality. The sets look like something from the movie Blade Runner, a definite plus. Tuesday nights, NBC 7 P.M. Monday nights are dominated CBS. At 8 P.M. you should watch Murphy BTOW1. Its topical humor is witty and well written. Loue and War, which I think is Mad lite, isn't all that bad ofa show. Nothem Exposure has to be the dominating show on 1V right now. Ifyou don't know what it's about, you don't know what you're missing. It's a funny show with a little bit of drama thrown in. Myfavorite show on any network has to be Stm' Trek: The Next Generation. Ifyou hate science fiction, please skip this paragraph. Next Generation is, in my opinion, the best television show in years ( Next to HiU Street Blues.) Where else can you find drama, full characters, and a hint of subtle comedy every week. Plus you cano zip off into the 23rd century and have fun. Roadhouse Saloon & Eatery 657-7888 6208 Greenbay Rd. Kenosha 1'2 Mile North of Hwy, 50 on Greenbay Rd. Come 'or the Food, Stay 'or the Fun! ~'J..~~.~.~..r~.~~c::':.'.:~..,~!.'~~~I..c~.:::'.~'..r.'.,~..~!'~~.~. .~~.'!~.~ EveryThursdayNight EveryFriday Night EverySaturdayNight FreeRailDrinksand LadiesNight BuckNight TappedBeer:Miller, FreeDrinks $1.00Rail Drinks, MillerUte,Genuine $1.00 Bottles(domestic) Draft. in 16oz. taps From9 p.m.to 1a.m. From8 p.m.to midnight From8 p.m.to midnight $5.00Cover $3.00Cover $2.00Cover Looking for Fall Volleyball T~ms -No Fee- PARKSIDE PREVIEW THURSDAY, SEPT. 16 compiled by Betty Mcilvaine Athletics for Students: call 2159 regarding use of pool and gyms w/validated !D. Foreign Film Series: "Proof' (Australia) award winner, 7:30 pm, Union Cinema. Season ticket averages $1.00 per film w/student discount. Sierra Club Meeting, program; "The Importance of Butterflies," 7 pm at Messiah Lutheran Church, 4901 Durand, Racine. SATURDAY,SEPT. IS Cross Country Annual Midwest Collegiate Open, Women's; Noon. Men's: 12;45 pm, At Parkside. Indonesian Shadow Puppet Play & Gamelan Orchestra at the Field Museum in Chicago (Roosevelt Road at Lake Shore Drive). Performance at I pm. 1-312-922-9410, ext 288. Foreign Film Series: "Proof," (Australian) award winner, 8 pm, Union Cinema: season tickets at the door. Kenosha- Spaghetti Dinner, Noon to 5 pm., Moose Lodge, 3003 30th Ave., $5.50. SUNDAY, SEPT. 19 Afternoon Open House w/ movie break and potluck; sign up at the Women's Center (2170) for location and directions. Foreign Film Series: "Proof," 2 pm, Union Cinema- Australian award winning film, Monthly Stamp Show, VFWHall, 661839th Ave., Kenosha. 10 am to spm. MONDAY,SEPT. 20 Panel Discussion, "How Student Aid and State Aid Affect Each Other." w/ The Welfare Warriors, the Financial Aid Dept. and Social Services. Molinaro 113 at Noon. TUESDAY,SEPT. 21 VOLLEYBALL AT HOME, Robert Morris, IL, 7pm. WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 22 HISPANIC HERITAGE WEEK SOCCER AT HOME, Lakeland College, WI at 4pm. MUSIC- Noon Concert Series; songs of Margaret Bonds- soprano and piano. Free, CART 0118. Recruitment Fair, Main Place. 9am to 3pm. Movie; "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," Union Cinema, 7pm. $1.00 for students, $2.00 for others. .. OVERBEARD Official who remains mnamed in East Hampton, ".Y., about the threat of a ful1- :hrottle paparazzi assault fueled )y rumors thatJohn F. Kennedy ir, and Daryl Hannah plan to ie the knot Saturday at the ~ong Island beach burg of the ich and famous: "There'll be helicopters all over that beach. It'll look like Vietnam." RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALl':. 595-2287 RA EWS 19,93 PBftllll RSDAY, S 16 Athl ti for Srud n ; c:all 2159 regardin · use of po and gym /validated ID. Entartainmant Weak ustralia) wiRner. m. •erage rum w / tud nt Tclevisio can be a. w.i5teland for vievi'er. hanliully, then-me h . OU t . eaon. Th re ai-e many duds but ther ar-e few how watch. Get Mad on Thursdays. On Thunday nigbr.s, NBC run a well written b call d About You. It' a v.•elJ written: how abou married life and relatioruhlps. The characters are be iew.ble and fun to watch. Hyon like police drama, I'd hight r mmend The CoDl.lDllh. The~ r ·olvea arowid police commi.Slione,Tony He looks Ii e a real r e person, no a perfect m,odel. The torie.5 are ell wrinen th plot holds you ttention. and ii& fun to wa ch. Saturday nights. C 9PM. T john Laroqu tte ow a great mhow which revoJ s Every Tburaday Night Free RaI D nks and Tapped Beer. MIiier, 1Ue11" Ute, From 9 pm. a.5.00 Cover aroundJa k. Hammond, a recm•ering alcoholic. l'he humor i11 -dry and h ~dge to it,, giving the how a grip · n r al" ty. The :rem look like m thing fr m t:be mo-,.<ie Bl rl Runner, defin·te plu·. Tu day nigh P. • 'lond y rugh u, are dominat d by CDS. At P,yo should v,,atch Mu,,-ph:, Brown. Its topical hwn r i witty and welJ written. Low-W4T, v,•bi 1 ink i lite, · n l all that had of a how. otht:ro &:porurt bas to be th dominating ow on 1V rigbt now. rr you don't know wha it's abo t, yo d n't what you 'r n• a fwmy show w:ilh a Little bit of drama thrown iy favorit how on any network has to be Siar Dt · ~ !-.~ Get,emii(m. If you bate cience fiction, please !kip lhi5 paragraph. • exl Genm1tian i • m opinion. th best televi · n how iin yean - L toHiU :rm Blua.) Where els (aD. find<lm.a.. fun Characle • and ·n o subU comedy every week. Phu you cano zip off into the 23rd century and hav Road ouse Salaon ery 65'1-'1888 6ZG G-rl~W Rel. K 1/Z 11• wy. Sa ~ E e,y Fr1day Nlghl ladtes Night Free Drinks From 8 p.rn. mid ight $3 00 Caver Ev ry satu y N 1 Buck Nigh $1.00 Rai Dri ks 1.'00 Bottles (domestic) In i 8 oz. taps rom B p.m. to midnight 2.00 Covar ~I ena Club!\. ling, p.rqgram: '"The lmporumc ofButterilies," 7 pm at ie · h Lutheran Gbur • 4901 Durand, Racin . SATUBD , SEPT. 18 GrOM Country Annual · ~e t Collegiate n, Yl men' · oon. M o' ; 12: • m. Par 'd • ludo wi had Mu umi Chi Performance a 1-312-922-9410, Puppel Play Gam 1an Oreb tra t e F1eld (RoO!C\'cl.L at Lake hor Drive), pm. 288. ( wtralian) award win , 8 pm. atth d oo to 5 pm., foose l.odg , 300 SUNDAY, SEPT.19 After -oo H u movi t". • k potluc~ a the Women' ~te (2170) or location and direction Monthly lamp bow, VFW Hall, 6618 39th ve., Kenoma. IO am o4pm. MONDAY,S • 20 Pan l Di ion, H d and tale Aid . ect Each 0th . 'fA•/ The Welfare ~arrion, the Hnancial Aid DepL cial. Services. olinaro ll3at N n. TUFSDAY. EPT. 21 , THOM:£ , Ro rt Morri I I , 7pm. WED ESDAY, SEPT. HI AM • HEJUTAGE WEEK HOME Lakeland College WI 4pm. MUSIC oon Concert Series· ,o.ngs MargaceL Bond&, soprano and iano. Free. CART Dll . .&eauitm Dl Fair, Main Place, 9am to 3pm. tor ~ ms Fee- Movie: "'Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Union Cinema, 7pm. Sl.00 for tudent:5, 2.00 ' r others. RA EWS - YO - ~·-;- .:-r , I ·. . . ', ~ - I RY WHO E HA SLIC SUPE ••• overiy g nerous sha d beef a d turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, sliced onion... 11 bak:ed (AND REALLY BIG) fr nch roll. _.. .. 0 1ria] w h remain . mnamed in Eas Hampton, • ..• about the threat of fuU. hroule paparazzi a.Mault fueled JY rumo LhatJohn .F. Kenn d) r. and Daryl Hannah Ian LO je lhe knot Saturday at the .. ong bl d beach burg of the · ch famom: ''There'll b helicopter all er that beach. L'll look. hk~ RCE - CAL 595-2287 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 11 iiiii.····· M •R••E••V••I•E••WS ~(7'!~1~" FORTRESS SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 NT (DavisEntertainment) R Stafring: Christopher Lam bert (Highlander), Kurtwood Smith (Robocop), Loryn Locklin. desert. We don't know what desert, which is only part of the problem with this film, Owned and run by the Men'<Iel Corporation, prisoners are easily regulated with a behavior-eontrol device called the "intestinator," and can become intestinated for such things as unauthorized thought processes or failure to behave, all at the discretion of a somewhat sadistic prison director (Kurtwood Smith). Our hero realizes he must find a way to be reunited with his wife, although he knows that once you're inside the fortress, you do not escape alive. Director and "carnage-meister, .. Stuart Gordon, better ""illiiiI known for the 1985 • horror film, Re- Miiillilliill Animator, tries science fiction for a second time after his 1990 big screen failure, /Who!fox. His horror movie gore tends to surface in this new science fiction thriller, and the special effects may be disappointing for some science fiction aficionados. While the idea is fresh, it is spoiled by several implausible scenes and too many gaps in the unanswered questions of the plot. What starts om with a spark of appeal ends with a dissatisfying fizzle. Director: Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator) lmagine a world where a form of identification is a universal product code tattooed on your forearm. Imagine a world where an authoritarian government deems having more than one child a crime and a just cause for incarceration. This is the United States of the future in Fortress featuring French actor Christopher Lambert, best remembered for his role in the film Highlander, and newcomer Loryn Locklin who portray a hushand and wife team illegally attempting to cross the U.S. border into Mexico. Consequently discovered by a border guard, they try to escape. But Lambert is wounded and captured by border police. He is sent to a hidden, maximum security prison called the Fortress, a 3~story underground penitentiary located somewhere in the Rating: 4 SW£LL~ 'A- ~ '1(;;,"'.~' . ~ INSTANT VIDEO GUIDE Joe Kane AU videos are rated on a scale from zero to ten. .......•;.....• Job Openings . In The Parkside Union Applications being taken now for: Student Manager - must be 21 years of age or older and have a minimum overall GPA of 2.5. Evening and Weekend work. Bartenders - for special events. 21 years of age or older. Evening and Weekend work. Bowling Mechanics - Lane Maintainence and light mechanical work on AMF Pin-Setters. Experience . Preferred. Clip on dotted line and save r---------THE-PARKsiIiE--iiNioN---------~ "You've Got Our Number" 595 Menu Hotline 2689 Info. Center 2345 Union Square Pizza Delivery 2690 Rec. Center 2695 Facilities Reservations 2294 ~------------------------------------------------------------------~ Clip on dotted line and save HEY GANG! IT'S ... MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN UNION SQUARh Sept. 20 DENVER at KANSAS CITY 8:00P.M. Big games coming . Oct. 25 - VIking/Bears Nov. 8 - Green Bay/Kansas City RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 EWS E II ENTERTAI SECTION •••••••••• REEL REVIEWS~( .••••••••.• ?),, FORTRESS (Da" · Enc.ertamim n t) It !arring: Chn toph r l.amber (Highlander), urt.wood mith (Robocop), Loryn ocklin. IhreCtO.r: Sruar Gordon (Re-Animator) Imagine a orld her' a. form of 1dentifica -on i a unh:enal product code tattooed Oil fO f forearm, Im gine a w rld here an authontarian gm mm md n having m r th n n child a crime and a just cause for incarceration. Thi~ is the U ited Sta.ta of the f tur in f'm1rm featuring French acto Christopher Lambcn, best rem m bered for hi role in the filin High/a uter, and nrv.·comer Loryn Locklin who portra a h band and wife tJ am illegally attempting to cro Lhe U. . bo der mto Mexico, Consequently di O"o' ed by a border guard, they try to escape. But Lambert 1 ounded and capmr d by border po.lk . He i e L ta a. hidden, maximum erurity prison called the Fortre· , a S!-story underground penhenliary located ,omewhere in me deserL W.e don't know what de n, whi h i only parl of th p obkm wilh ilii film. Owned and run by e ~•'IeJ Corporation, prhone are easily r gulated with a behaYior- trol de oi.c called th "intestinator, • and can become int tinat d foi;- uch !hin.g unauthorized thought p oce es or failur o behave, all at the discr ti n of a somewhat di tic prison director tKurtwood ' th). Our hero realizes he must find a way to be reunited wi llis wife. although he know11, that ce you•re inside th forire you do not exape alive. Director and INSTANT VIDEO GUIDI JoeKa,ie All videos ar. ra ttd on a scale from :urn lo ten. SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 NT JobOpen"ng In he Parkside Union Appllcatians being taken now for: Student Manager - must be 21 years of age or older and have a m,inimum overall GPA of 2.5. Evening and Weekend work. Bartenders - for special events. 21 years of age or older. Evening and Week ,end work. Bowling Mechanics Lane Maintainence and light mechanical work on AMF Pin-Setters. Expenence Preferred. Clip on dott d line and sa e r - -T 1HE PARKs1DE- uNioN , "You've Got Our umber'' 1 nu Hotlin l Union Square Pizza Del' ery I Facmties Reservations 2689 2690 2294 Info. Center Rec. Cante Cl'ip on dotted lme and are HEY GANG! IT'S ... at KA SA CITY 8:00 P.M. CALL 595-2287 595 2345 2895 --------------J RANGER NEWS, PAGE 12 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 1 10. escort the movies faster. i,",',',','.:. ~v~~~~~~ t~~:;::1 with the 8. After they sign a there's :;: ~t~fo;:U~lb:~~our left eye, Co"" seal reads ::~:i: ofthe ~"", ~'~'"6. I get I~·~~ be get invited Letterman. 3. french President can't 2. have be a 1. Secret service code name: "Buttafuoco." Tap Albums 1. Billy Joel '''Sleepless in Seattle' Soundtrack" "Blind Melon," Blind Melon "Janet," Janet Jackson 5. "Black Sunday," Cypress Hill "Core," ''The Bodyguard' Soundtrack" 8. "Prornleee and Lies," UB40 a Grip," Aerosmith "Unplugged ... " Kidding I I I Here's what every American could have if money owed on national debt were distributed nationwide: II 1. A 1993 Escort 2. Nine Day Caribbean cruise 3. Fifty compact sound discs 4. Four 24-inch color 1V's 5. Ten Super Bowl tickets 6. Four hundred bags of peanut M&Ms Ten shares of Ford stock thousand Big Macs, with fries World Features Syndicate lil!1 Johnny Carson, retired talk show host, will be one of five American to receive the distinguished Kennedy Cen ter Honors for lifetime contributions to American culture. The other recipients announced Wednesday in Washington, D.C., will be Arthur Mitchell, founder of the Dance Theatre of Harlem; conductor Georg Solti; gospel singer Marion Williams; and the composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim. Their contributions will be celebrated at a Kennedy Cen ter gala December 5, which will be taped to air later. x TOPPING CHOICES Sausage, green peppers, onions, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, black olives, mushrooms, hot peppers. PIZZA 8" Cheese Pizza $3.20 8" 1 Topping $3.99 4.15 8" 3 Topping $4.35 10" 1 Topping $4.99 10" 2 Topping $5.49 10" 3 Topping $5.69 14" Cheese Pizza $5.45 14" 1 Topping $6.10 14" 2 Topping $6.59 14" 3 Topping $7.09 SANDWICHES Grilled Chicken Filet $3.49 Bacon Burger Basket.. $3.39 Pizza Burger Basket.. $3.09 Alpine Burger Basket $3.09 Jack Burger Basket $3.09 Cheeseburger Basket... $3.19 Plain Burger Basket.. $2.99 DELIVERY PROGRAM FOR CAMPUS HOUSING Hours for Delivery: Monday - Thursday 4:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Sunday 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Tap Singles 1. Drearntover" Carey '(~ 2. Can1 Falling Love," UB40 . 3T.a"gWTheoaommp! Ther.e it L~~f~fi~~fs~;~;;:ylum '.J,.I.,>,.,!:,.I.", Will There," Michael Jackson 8. Lately," 9B.il"lTyhJeoerliver Dream ," .1TOo.n"yIfl TI ohandilTnoonLeolot," 'I. ~ r J) t<.',..,, ~ -,' ,. \~J1L' .~' ill 1.~.t :~lJ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;::;:::::::::::::::::~::;::::::;::::::::;:;:::::;:;:;:;::'::::::;::i::::::;::::::::::::::~;::::::::::::::;::::;;:~;:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~:::::.~::::.:::;:::::::::::::~:::;:::::::::::::;:::::::::::~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.:::::::::::;:::~;:::~::::::::::::::::::::::::.:::::.~: MISCElLANEOUS U.F.O.'s : $.99 with Ranch or Pizza Sauce Chef Salad ~ $2.75 Garden Salad $2.99 BEVERAGES Snapple $1.29 ea Ice Mountain $1.09 ea Pepsi $1.15 It Diet Pepsi $1.15 It Mountain Dew $1.15 It Slice $1.15 It & RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 Top Teo: Poking fun •• his l deadly earnest image, Vu» IT ~:~~~~: ~=y~D ;;:~• :J Sep1embcr 8th. He compiled a ,1 «>p ten list whb the bcSI puu of •· thejob7 4. You don't have to funny to oet Invited on Letterman . You get to eat all the trench fries the Preeldent get to. You don't have to a great speller. servioe t. "Buttaluoc:o." Police eeoort gets you to ❖• the movies faster. Tap Albums :',?- 9. I played tetherball with the ;.'.f.'.;.: Inventor oflethertlell. "River of Dreams," Billy ,.. bill, 2. •s1eep1esa in Seattle' tots of free pens. Soundtrack" \ 7. If you close your left 3. "Blind Melon; Blind Melon } the &eal on the podium reads 4. "Janet; Janet Jac;bon ·l "President of the United 5. "Black Sunday; Cypress HIii t.i States." 6. "Core; Stone Temple Pilots l ~~ intellectual rights to my 7. "Thndte ~guarcr ,... ..,,.,_,es. Sou ra~~ 1 5. Dan Quayle and Gerald 8. "Promises and Lies; UB40 ~ Ford are pretty easy to beet 9. "Get a Grip." Aerosmith ~, during Vice Presidents Week 10. •unplugged ... And ··" on •Jeopardy!" Seated, · Rod Stewart ffi Slngl• 1. "Oreamlover" ,Mariah Caltty "Can't Help Falllng in Love." 3. "Whoo111p! (There It is)," Tag Team 4. •11; Janet Jackson 5. "Runaway Tarin,"Sou/Asy/vm 6. "Right Here (Human Nature)-Oowntown; SWV 7. "WIii you be There; Michattl Jackson "Lately; Jodeci 9. "The river of Dream; Silly.Joel 10, "If I had no Loot." · Tony/ Tonfl Tone/ ~,,·· , ,,;,; I , ' 111,,"l ·: ,:.-,❖"«;i/.(,:V ;- ❖X•W ::; ,x- <:»»~ ... '.:< ?"-0{~/..:;:: ~ :r...:~:•··;.::-,v.r.❖•. :<~~:?;::-:.:,..9.•~•:(.«.,:~:--;~-:«_:(.•.-:x ,x· .. , ". .,. ·-~,r,·•· ··.·,:.;,;. No Here's what every American could bav~ money owed on nauonwide: I. 2. Nine Day Caribbean crwse S. F'tfty 24-inch color Ten Super tickets ofpeanul 7. 8. One Macs. Kudos host. dutinguished Kennedy Center HonOI'$ for lifetime t0 rulcure. recipien1S announced Wednesday in washington, D.C., will be Arthur Mitchell. founder of the Dance Theatre of Harlem; Sol ti; the composer lyricist Stephen Sondheim. Their contributions celebrated al a Kennedy Cent.er gala December which will taped tO air later. 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MISCELLANEOUS .............................................. ........................................ .................................... 2. 99 BEVERAGES ........................................ ............................... ............................................. 1.1 S ...................................... 1.1 s .............................. 1.1 S .............................................. TO PLACE YOUR ORDER PLEASE CALL EXT 2690 (UNION SQUARE GRILL) CASH "COB CARDS" ACCEPTED . 2287 I , 'I £ RANGER NEWS, PAGE 13 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 (LUBCOLUMNS Rangerwelcomes articles announcing club events, for more Information call 595·2287 or stop in at the Ranger office. PAl bringing FUN and Enjoyment to the Student lady Club QIA Chris Tishuk Feature Editor For this week's edition of club Q&A, I met with the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) president Rebbeca Stenstrup. She began her work on PAB four years ago on the live entertainment committee and worked up to team coordinator of film and video. Last year, she served as vice president and this year president I discussed with her the responsibilities of the PAB and their plans for the upcoming year. CT: What does the PAB do? RS: We put on approximately 95% of all campus activities ranging from comedians, hypnotists to bands, movies, and plays such as Oklahoma and Lost in Yonkers. CT: What goals do you have for this school year? RS: Over the summer we made five or six goals for ourselves. We wanted to do an open house- which was last week. We have recruitment goals. We want to have 15 people by the end of October. CT: How could someone join the PAB? RS: Just stop down. We are located down the hallway behind the Union info desk. Just stop in and we'll make you part of the family. CT: What events do you have planned for this year? RS: Last night we had the comedian Brad Perry. We have a lot of events planned for this year. Tonight we are showing Who Framed Roger Rabbit which is free for all students. CT: Are all the movies going to be free this year? RS: Yes! All the movies will be free for students and one dollar for guests. CT: How do you decide which acts to book? RS: That is very difficult. We get so much information and there are so many acts. What we do is we like to see all of the performers before we book them. We go to the NACA conference, which is the National Association for Campus Activities. Many of the acts we book are there and then we get the chance to see the performers before we book them. .CT: What are your duties as PAB president? RS: To make sure all the different committees are doing their job. Make sure promotion is up on time and there is some diversity in each of the committees and the performers. Basically, I oversee everything that happens in the PAB. CT: Who are the other officers ofPAB? RS: There are many. They are Amanda Lawrence, Melisa Halverson, Aaron Sens, Katie Klingsporn, Desaree Franklin, Claudia Foertsch, Bryan Halverson,Jenny Punzel, and Patti Jefferson. CT: How do you get student input into the performers you book and the activities you plan? RS: Well, it's very difficult to get student feedback. We have tried more than once to send out surveys to the student body. Last year we sent out a survey about "The End" asking students to mark which types of music they like to listen to and we based our entertainment on that. But generally those type of things don't work to well. The easiest way to give us input is to stop in the PAB office and talk to somebody or to join. Just join. CT: Does the PAB have any type of motto or founding principle? RS: Yes! We take your fun seriously! ATTENTION BOWLERS! SOC Defines SeRlester Goals. I1y Morten Sunde Another semester has started, and all the clubs and organizations are coming hack to life. As the president of the Student Organization Council (S.O.C.) I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate all the new officers with their positions. 1 look forward to working with you in the upcoming year. For those of you who don't know what S.O.C. is, it is one of the five major status organizations on campus. All smaller clubs and organizations are funded through.S.O.C. Together we represent a wide range of interests, and most clubs sponsor different events throughout the semester. Every two weeks on Mondays we meet in Molin~ 0-137. The next meeting will be September 27th. If you are interested in joining a club, just stop by the S.O.C. office in Union 203, or stop by the Student Life Office in Union 209. If you can't find a club that you would like to be in, then start your own. It's not very difficult, and we'll help you along the way. 1 will try to actively work to create better communication between the different clubs and organizations, so if any of you have any suggestions to how we can improve S.O.C., please let me know. It is not mandatory for the clubs to attend the meetings, but I strongly suggest Morten Sunde that each club send a representative. We will inform you of upcoming events, try to avoid clubs having an even t at the same time and give deadlines for budget due dates. On September 22nd. S.O.C. will be holding a recruitment fair in upper main place from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. I hope to see all of the clubs represented. It's a good opportunity to increase your club membership, and for students not involved it is a good time to look at what clubs are active on campus. I hope I see a lot of you there. modem dance club 3790 Meachem Rd•• 554-9695 Corner of Meachem & Taylor D.J. Wednesday· Saturday Alternative • Top 40 • Rave· Rock -Nightly Drink Specials- Men's Intercollegiate Bowling Team Now Forming. For Tryout and Qualification Information Contact the Union Office. Room 209 or Call 595·2027 Also: New League Bowling/or men and women. Leave name & telephone number with union office. Every Thursday - College Night! $3.25 pitchers of beer 9:00 p.m. - close D.J. starts at 9:00 p.m. Mix-It-Up Music (Alternative, Top 40, etc.) NO COVER CHARGE Every Friday- Ladies Night! Ladies $5.00 cover Ladies drink free rails & tap beer 9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 59!>-2287 GE 13 S E P T M BE R 16, 199 3 CLUB -COLUMNS Ranger welcom , . artlcles announcing club events, for m,or• Informal on call 595-1187 or stop In at the Ra gar office. PAB bringing FUN •d Enjoyment to Illa lladanl Body Club Q&A Cl:ris Tishwi Ftatun Editor or dm week's edition of club Q&A. I met with th Parkl!id Activitie Board (PAB) pr sident Rebl a. temnrnp. he began berwork on PAB f'our years ago on me live enrertainmentcommiueeand worked up to am coordinator film and vid o. La J'tar, &be served \1Ce presiden and [his year president l di1cussed with her tbe rcspon ihiliti.es of the PAB and their plam1 for the upcoming ~- Cf; What does the PAB do? R& We put on approximately 95% all campus activities ranging fr m comedian , bwno - ts to band • mov' e I and plays such Oklah a and Lost in \lonk • : VtrJiat gool.s d you have for th" school year? RS: Over the um.mer we made fi ·c or ix. goal for ounelves. We wanted to o an open house- which was last wee We run recn:ribnent goals. W wan to have 15 people by lh end of October. CT: How could someone join the PAB? RS; Jmt top down. W. are localed down the hallway behmd lhe nion · nfo desk. Jwt .t pin and we'U make you part of th family. CT: What events do you have iaan d for lhi year? RS; . t night · d the co edian Brad Perry. Vii have a lot of event& fanned for tlili year. Tonight w are howm Who Framed Roger Ra.bbi whi i free for all rud nu. CT; Are all the mories going to be fr"tt this year? RS: 'res? All the morie will be free for stud n and o e dollar for gue m. CT: How do you decide hie C ,obook? RS: That Ui very diffirulL Wi get ucb inform · on and th re are M> many acts. What w do · we like to see all of the pedormer be£ re book them. \\'e go to th Ac.A conferen , which it th atlonal · tion for Campus cth"i ties. Many of the acts we book are there and th n w e the cha.nee Lo see the performen before we book them. .CT: What are your du . PAB pre "dent? RS; To m le sure all lhe different committee are doing their job. Make sure promorion is up on rim and ATTENTION BO~LERS! Men' there l some dh•emity i11 each of the committees and the performer . · cally, I oversee erythlng at happe in the PAB. Cf: Who are lhe other office fPAB? RS: There are many. They are Amanda L.awr~nce, Mrli.Q Halvenon, Aaron Sens, Kati Klingsporn, Desaree Franklin, Claudi Foertsch, Bryan Hal n,JennyPUllZJ , and atti Jeff c:non. CT; How do you ge tudem input into th performen you boo and the acthn ti you plat,? RS: Wi U, it'11 very difficul to get 1 dent feedback. V, ha1· tried mo:re than c.e to send out rve-ys lo t e studenl body. Last year we se.D'.l out a urvey about -rhe End asking students to mark which type of mu 'c they like lo lliten to and we ba3ed om ent rtainm n on LhaL But generally th 08!e type of things don't work to well Thee ·est way to gi"·e input 1s to top m the PAB office and tal to somebody or tojoin . Ju tjcin. GT: Does the PAB have any type of motto or founding princip] ? RS: Y~sl We t.ake your fun seriously. ng. SOC Deftnas la•aster Boals An the aeme let" baa tal" d, and all the ciu and o~anizatiom ar co~ back tor . As th r "dent ofth Student Orgaruzatio Counci (S.O.C.) 11 would like to ke thls opportunity Lo ongratulate an the new officers with their poai tions. I loo forward to "''Orking with you in the ~ ming year. For those ofyou who don't know what S.O. is. -tis oae of e five major tatu or~anization on campw. All unalJer dubs and orgamzatlon are funded through .0. Together w represent a wid raage of inter ts, and mo t dubs :sponsor different enu throughout the seme ter. Every o weeb n Mondays w meet in Mor aiiJ D-137. The next meeting wiU be September 27th. U you ;:n,e interi sted in joining a club, ju t to by lhe S.O.C. office in Union 20 stop by the tudeo1 Life Office in nion 209. ITyou can't find a club that you wou1d like LO be in. then tart your own. It' not rery d.ifficuJt, and we' help you along th w y. I will try to act:i Jy work to creat:e better communication between Lhe diffi rent clubs and organizations, if any of you have any uggeslioru ro how e can improve S.0.C, please le me know. It i not mandatory• for the dubs to att nd the m tings. but I l'.JIOngly ~ugge.!n Mr.mm Sunde that each dub ~d a repr ntative. We wiU inform YQU pco ing en • try to avoid dub having .an event aL the wn time and gi e deadlines for budget due'. date . On September 2'lnd. S.O.C. will b holding a recruitment f'ai.r in upper main place from 9 a,m.. to !I p.m. I hope to see all of the dub$ repl'eKm d. I • a good opportunity to incr ue your club me:mbrnhip, and for midents no invohi d it i a good lime lO look a Whal ciubl1 e live on rampw. I hope I see a loL f ·ou there. modem dance club 3790 Meach d. • 554- 695 Comar of Maache D . W ne day- Altematlve • Tap 40 • Rave .. Rock g y DrinkSpe a - very Thursday - Col age Nigh I $3 .25 p·tchers of beer 9:00 p. . - close U.J. starts at 9:00 p.m. M·x It-Up Music (Alternaf ve, Top 40 etc.) NOCOV RC ARG Also: New Leagu Bowling/or men and women. Leave nan, & telephone number ,with union o.ffice. RA YOUR #1 very r"day- Ladies N'ght\ Ladies 5.00 cover Ladies drink free rails & tap beer 9:00 p. . - 1 :00 a.m. EWSSO RANGER NEWS, PAGE 14 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 - :.:.:..•:•:.:.:•.:•.:.:.}}.}??p ..••%•••••••••••~•~••,•~•~••~••.~ NEWS In Case You Missed It .:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.:, ..:.'," :.:: :......... :::::::::::}::::::::::.: San Diego outfielder Phil Plan tier went nuts with the bat. This week, St. Louis Cardinal,' outfielder Mark Whitten had 4 home runs and 12RBI's against the Reds. The Chicago teams fared well as the White Sox built their lead in the west to 6 1/2 by taking two out of three from I New York and sweeping Detroit. George Bell returned to action with a homer in each game against theTigers. The Cubs have won six in a row, including three against the division leading Phillies. In the divisional races, Atlanta has closed to within 2 1/2 of the Giants; Montreal is six behind Philadelphia. Toronto, New York and Baltimore are still fighting it out in the American League East; all are within a game of each other. Huffing and Puffing: Finally, in the spirit of Remington Steele, who once said to Laura Holt "Laura, why spoil a perfectly good day by running?", a new record in the mile run was set. yards, and the defense allowed no touchdowns. All in all, it was quite an enjoyable weekend for Wisconsin football fans. In other NFL action, Joe Montana returned by throwing three touchdowns to lead the Kansas City Chiefs over the lackluster Tampa Bay Bucks. Despite a cheap shot by Kevin Green of the Steelers, Steve Young and the San Francisco 4gers beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh. In Chicago, the Bears continued a trend of losing games in the last 3 minutes, when the New York Giants scored a late touchdown to beat them. Finally, the defending Super Bowl champs (or maybe in this case chumps), the Dallas Cowboys, came to Washington D. C. to play the Redskins, and left 35 -16 losers. No Hits: In baseball, onehanded Jim Abbott of the New York Yankees no hit the Cleveland Indians 4 - 0, and Daryl Kyle of the Houston Astros no hit the New York Mets 7 - 1 (the Mets run scored courtesy of errors). Last week, C.J Nelson Match Point: Six of the top ten seeds at the V. S. Open Tennis Championship have been eliminated. These include the top mens seed Jim Courier, past womens winner Martina Navratilova. For only the second time in the Open's history, and the first time since 1963, there will be no American in the women's semifinals. Kickoff: The Wisconsin Badgers won their first game of the season beating Nevada 35- 17. In Milwaukee, the Green Bay Packers dominated the Los Angeles Rams, winning 36-6. This was one of the most impressive and lopsided opening day wins in Packer history. Quarterback Bret Favre spread passes all over the field. 'Tight End Jackie Harris and All-Pro Sterling Sharp were outstanding. Receiver Mark Clayton (a cast off from Miami) also joined the parade with a circus touchdown catch. The Packers rushed for over a 100 Sports Calender Men's Cross Country: 14th Annual Midwest Collegiate 12:45p.m. (H) Sept. 18 (OPEN) V.W. Parkside Oakland University 1:30p.m. (H) Sept. 25 Volleyball: V.W. Parkside v, Robert Morris 7p.m. (H) Sept. 21 Women's Cross Country: V.W. Parkside Midwest Collegiate 12p.m. (H) Sept. 18 V.W.Parksidev. MSOE 7p.m. (H) Sept. 28 Soccer: V.W. Parkside v. Lakeland College 4p.m. (H) Sept. 22 Time For Intramurals Hey all you athletes out there! Intramural Sports are about to begin. Intramurals are a great way to keep in shape and also remain competitive. Here are the Intramural sports offered this fall. VOlLEYBAlL: Entry deadline: Fri. Oct. 1st Play begins: Tues. Oct. 5 SWI" VIEWS ONSPORTS College and Pro Football Predictions and get the legend of Joe Montana(four Superbowl wins) off of Steve Young's (no Superbowl wins) back. As for the Packers, they will improve and make the playoffs. But as far as a Superbowl run, they will fall short. The 4gers opponent in the Superbowl will be theJoe Montana led Chiefs. Montana gives the Chiefs that final element to make a Superbowl run and the Chiefs vs. the 4gers will be a storybook match up. But, don't look for a marvelous Joe Montana come from behind victory. Steve Young will be the hero of this year, and he can finally say "I'm going to Disneyworld. " In college football look for the Florida State Seminoles to reign and finally win a national championship. Florida State simply has the most talent of any college football team out there, and they will finally bring Bobby Bowden that elusive national title. Michigan will win the Big Ten and make a bid for a national crown, Michigan problems will arise against Notre Dame and Penn State. BASKETBALL: Entry deadline: Fri. Oct. 1st Play begins: Tues. Oct. 5 FLAG FOOTBALL: Entry deadline: Mon. Sept. 20th Play begins: Wed. Sept 22 You can pick up a form to play, any of the intramurals at the Phy. Ed. building. Good luck and most of all have fun. Kevin Williams Spurts Editor Wisconsin will make an improvement and return to competition in bowl games this season. Wisconsin will not win the Big Ten title, but they will be a team to watch out for. Other surprise teams to keep an eye on are Parkside favorite Northwestern, Stanford and Penn State. Teams which will fall short of dreams for a national title are Notre Dame, Miami and Colorado. This looks to be an exciting year in both college and pro football. The new football season brings with it a need for new things, a new battery a new remote and a new meaning for the word coach potato. The '93 football season is finally underway, no more preseason anxiety. The games being played now are for real and it's time to either put up or shut up. It's also the time of year when we sports fans make our predictions on what teams we think will be the big winners in 93. Well, here are my predictions for college and pro football 93. Let's start out with pro football: News flash, the Dallas Cowboys will not repeat as Superbowl Champs in '93. Why? Because with the long holdout of Emmitt Smith the Cowboys don't have their most effective offensive weapon in the line-up. Without Emmitt in the game, it makes it harder for all of the other offensive weapons that Dallas has to make big plays. One message to Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones :PAYTHE MAN. The team to beat in '93 will be the San Francisco 4gers. They will return to the Superbowl in '93 SOFrBALL: Entry deadline: Mon. Sept. 20th Play begins: Wed. Sept. 22 Don't tell him Tennis season is over. GETA TALL COOL ONE SPORTS INFO BangBn BI.B to IbB Occasion In each KBtcbam'. Bome DBbat. Gm., L. Smith sports Information Director important. Not only was it the Rangers home opener. it was the first victory for new head coach Susie Ketchum. Ketchum, a graduate of Idaho State, was satisfied with her team's performance. "We didn't give up, we played a little sporadic, but we are a very young team, and we keep learning" This years team only has three seniors on it's roster, so the younger players must step up and play big. After the game, Ketchum did admit she had a few butterflies in her stomach before her first game in front of the home crowd. "I was a. bit nervous, but I felt comfortable because I knew we would play hard: I really wanted the win." Parkside is 1-4, but don't let their record fool you: these ladies work hard. They travel to Mankato State, MN this weekend. Parkside's next home game is Tuesday, September 21 against Robert Morris College. Tip-off is at 7p.m .. Come out and support the team and new coach Ketchum. Parkside's women's Volleyball team defeated St. Joseph college in a very tight battle Tuesday night. Ranger player Tammi Rickert sparked the team out of a deadlock tie, in the fifth and final match. With a superb example of leadership, Rickert, a sophomore displayed great defense with 19 digs. Jessica Morrison, a freshman, also stepped up her play and had 19 kills. This game was very IN A DESIGNER CUP $1.49 AVAILABLE IN ALL RESTAURANTS RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 RA GE NEWS Calendar en' Cr - Coun cry: l4t A.nm.1.al Midw t 4 ·p.m. pL 8 {Women• U.Par Collegiat SepL 1 ro Connery: ideMidwe.\t m. v, .Park..\id Coll ge 4p.m. p. 22 Im Far }'OU atb]e lh r ! lmramural Sport& abom begi . Intramu gr at hape ah •main otnpetitive. H r ntramural m ffi red thi fall Fl.AG En tty deadlin ; Mon. Sept. 20th Play b£>gin ; Wed. Sept 22 OFTBALL: deadJine: pt. begin : SepL 2-2 U.armde v. Oat.I d Umvcrsi l: Op. l pl.. 2::i VolJ 'ball: .Parbide . obim Morri m. e-pL 2 amurals ou pi p o m pla , a y intnunurals building, luc d ail hai,e tel seasan AVAIL ADESIG RCUP LE IN LL RESTAURANTS R GER NEW BER 16 I II .J. 'el.set 1nv1av1 o Ca I ga and D ball Pr diction• Ktviti Willia 'rf)ort Ediu:,r IPDRTIINFD :;;iaiii1iiiil8 Gary mith sport lnf r.mna ·q;1 Dfrn:tor coai 7 7 .S~:~~~..~."..~..~I.Iii"~····~.~~~•I•I•I·•I ·_·! RANGER NEWS, PAGE 15 , - SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 "HEAR YE, HEAR YE" Student Services Will Be Open Monday and Thursday Evenings Until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) Admissions ... Career Center ... Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement ... Information Center (Union Bazaar) . Learning Assistance &\ Counseling . Registrar/Student Records ... Student Life/Activities ... 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Write about campus events and gain the prestige you deserve RANGER NEWS, PAGE 16 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 Classified Advertising To place an ad call 595-2287 or stop in at the Ranger Office ~usEvents GE().SCIENCE CLUB stop by the GEO-SCIENCE CLUB booth during the recruitment fair, Wednesday 9/22 from 9- 3. Rome "Rock" with usH PRE-HEALTH CLUB welcome back picnic, Sunday, Sept. 19 at Pet's Park, 12:00 the volleyball area. Call Alma Venish (595- 2611) for a reservation or talk to an officer. Be There! AA·Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in MOLN 0133. Call 595- 2366 for more information. Anyone interested in participating in the foilowing Support Groups, Narcotics Anonymous, Codependents, AI-Anon, Eating disorders, Sexual Assauh or Abuse Survivors Support Group? Call 595-2366 or 595-2338 to express interest l Free Nicotine Patch Program to stop smoking will start in October. It you are interested, call Heaith Services at 595-2366. Heartburn Suffers - Men and Women asked to participate in FDA approved heartburn study through the Medical College of Wisconsin. Study will take place campus at SI. Catherine's Family Practice Center. For more information call Ms. Wick 553-9500 between 9 a.m. and 12 p.m. or contact Health Services. FREE MEASLES AND TETANUS IMMUNIZATIONS - Health services MOLN. 0115 PRE·HEALTH Special pre-health club speaker of the month - Dr. James Concannon, Kenosha, Memorial Hospital ER physician - Tuesday, September 21 at 7:00 Union 104. Be there! Opportunities GREEKS & CLUBS raise up $1,000 in just one week! For your fraternity, sorority & club. Plus $1,000 for yoursell! And a FREE T-Shirt just for calling 1-800-932-0528, ext. 75. FREE! convtsor Duffy CPA Review (Choice of the Big Six) is looking for campus reps to market out course on campus in exchange for a Free Review. Candidates should be on/off campus acctg clubs & organization. To apply please call 1-800-328- Wanted Wanted: Preferably Christian Female to lulor math & English (7th & 8th level) for our 13 year old daughter in our home. $8-$15 call 414/652-1646 For Sale Renaull1965 Alliance, auto, air - $1,000 or best offer. Ph. 595-2899 Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $1.00 and birth control pills $4 per packet. Contact UW-Parkside Health Services, 595-2366 or Moln. D115 for more information. Free Free Pregnancy Testing· Contact UW-Parkside Health Services Moln 0115 for more information. Second Nature byMosslngram el993 Moss Ingram Our last resort to save the Earth from an alien attack, Secret Weapon: Mick Jagger RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 s RA 6 stop in at the Ranger ,Qffice Campus Events GEO.SCtENCE step by SC lENCE recruttm nt raI,, 9122 rom Rock• p1Cnic, S nday, at votteyball area 595· ta k AA-A co ones ev ry at neon In MOLN Di 33. Call 595- or i formation. interes1ed In following Aoonymou • C<xiep8Jl'lden1s, Al-ir,g Assault SuNivors Support Group? express interest Nlcot ne to stop smoking will lf ara Health se rvlces a1 SuHe11 and In heartbu m he edical Co lege of Wlsalnsin. wllll Laks pl ca on St Calhenne·s Ptactioe Centef. informatio 553--9500 am. aoo Heall Services. MEAS ES lMMUNIZATIONS Heal h servle OLN. D 15 PREaHEALTI-1 CLUB pre eallh 01 Kenosh.a, Memorial Hospital ER • S ember Unio 1104. Beth r ! ewes u to S I st o e we. I for f aternity, yourr.ettl And a FREE T-Shirt just or calling 1-800-932·0528, ext FREE Convlsor Duffy CPA o B g Six) Is looking or campus oourse camp s n Flaview. s cukl bi acctg clubs organizatio • o 4444 WantMk P eferably Fema e to tutor E glish grade 1 3 oome. SB--$15 can 414t652--1646 Rena It 1985 auto otter. tor afforda. le !)l'ices. 1 o or bi h pills $4 packe . Contact UW-Parkside Health Mein. D1151or rn10rmati0n. F H es Ing • Parksid o n D115 111tormaron. BER lry Moss~ :gram ast e o lien attac , agge itnessTM For complets product irrformaJJon soo package and lnSlructlons DYEWltness fires up to sever ee with a 70 lb. b ast. Wi hin seconds it foams a I over the attacker's face, obscuring vision, w i e not harming eyes. 4SECO DS Totally dispensed over he attacker, DYEWitness eaves a gree aln on the attacker for up, to seven days for easy identification. 7SECO DS • t ck.er i ea i.1 id nrifi.cd up to 7 days or longer. • ha.rm to auacker, e 'en il' sprayed · the eyes. • Has a deceptiv ly ·m 1 ize, but pac · a 70 lb. blallt of foaming green d ~- For our Prot.ection and Peace of Mind $29.95 Contact~ 1tc e I World mports (414) 657, 7788 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 3, September 16, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-09-16 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System bookstore disabled services parkside activities board (PAB) racism science education student organization council (SOC) study abroad https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/5e2be8aafaff22ad806dde2d3c9f124c.pdf 5da8f4f4ba046ef81f0aba7776611367 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 12 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside student arrested in Marquette stabbing incident Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 20, Issue 12 UW·Parkside student arrested in Marquette stabbing incident ., .. OIqpeUll 1dIIIr-lltoChJef AD18 yw old UW-Parbidc .... alllClllldsuspect were .-.sraraDepdly Slabbing two ....... Ualvellity SlUdents last PridIY. AI rl WedDeaday. accmIIng 10 daD Milwaukee District AJm/IfI' 0IIke. the UW -Park- ide .... llldthesccood suspect IlIIli11 iD CUIllldy. Because Ibis is • pubIid7I!d -. authorities WIIIt" SCIboIb sides of the story IlIIpdleralldleliclsbdorechalg. lui die iDdiYIduaIa. DaDaId Bllllldford. 21. a se- ... Mar .... UDiversity. was IlaIJbed .-.J times In the chest IlIIIIJdomm Tom Bowles. 21. a 1IIIU-* .... UDiversity. was IIIIl1Ied in lberigbt side of his chest 1lII1IfIil:nId.)lliIICtWtd lung. As ctr ' ....... boIbSlUdentwere . o0oi"" ~.. Mil m c:ro ,t'M1 at • WIIDoCoaaty Medica1 Complex. Twojllhar Marqueue Univer· lily IlIIdeaIa NCeiwd minor inju· riesialbeliPL RobertF'dardi.and PllilipDay.boIbMUjlmion, were Rledllld _ RImed Aa:anIias to \be Milwaukee Police J)epartmeot, a melcc broke out about 11:50 pm after both groups of studenls bad been at. teuding different perlies. Police said B1andford and the suspectbad been involved in a fight last sum. mer and began to fight again when they encountered each Olher. Accordingtopolice, witnesses reported that six total Marqueue students jwnped three Kenosha men. Wilnesses also alleged that Marqueue studenls shouted racial slID'S at ooe of the Kenosha men during the incidCIU. Police said that the UW-Pllrlc- side student allegedly Slabbed the Marqucue studenls with a poclcet knife after he was knocked to the ground. According to the Marquette Tribune. (Marquette's student newspaper) the t/u'eesuspectswere detained when public safety offic- ers responded to a call of a fight in progress. 'Theofficerssawthesus- peets wa1king"nUher briskly" from the apartment complex where the brawl took place. Two suspects were takelI inlO custody while the Olher was released. CoatiDaed 011 Page Z AIDS Awareness ••• '!he IICIN IlIWI about Magic John8Oll haa prompted a great deal 01 CIIlllIIIn and awareness about AIDS on cam~ and across ltle 0IlUIlby, 1be RangerNews stalf IIconcerned about public awareness oIA1DSandlulO\lotedge about howtlle dlse_can beoontraeted. This, .... pol pnlpOaed a number of different sftuationa and asked l1IbIlherorIllIl there Is a risk 01contracilng AIDS wfth each scenario. '!helllllloftlle poll was ROt to educate. but ralherto test how weU the ..... polIM had already been educated. IT'''' Ranger News polled 111 students. facully. and stall on the II IIII11lJe campus. Pol auestIan Poll 1ItIPC"1I1 Yes I~No No MlSQII be comat:ted by: .w- I, A biIII m a lllOSQIikl Yt11Ich haS aIIeady 13 89 9 IliIIBnIDm80ne lnIecllld Ytil!l the AIDS vinI8. t ~ drugs wilh an unstllrilizlld needle 110 0 1 ~~someonein1ecllldwilhAlDS, 3. Sl1Iq hands Ytil!l someone 1nl8CWdwilh 0 111 0 ADS. 4,Havlngl8llwilhsomeoneinlec1edYtilhAIDS 110 1 0 YlIhott using a condom. S, SlIng on a ililelSeal reoenlIy used by 2 108 I 8llIIleone in1ecIlld with AIDS. mC1l:-""= . ao,o ...... , UW campuses fail to cut enrollment uw System may enact tougher standards as re- sult of noncompliance B1 DaD Clllappetta Edilor· .. ·ChIer According to UDiversity of Wisconsin officials, UW cmn. puses have missed Ibeir target Cor culling enroUmenls by more than 2.000 studenls. which may cause UW officials to enact tougher CII- forcemeat S1lIIIdanIs. 'The UW-System is fOlCCd to cut overall enroUment by more than 4 percent by the 1994-9S school yea:. 'The goa1s put fortb by the UW-System YrJ by cam- pus. Eightoflbe 13UW-campuses have missed Ibeir goa1s forreduc- ing fall enrolbDCIIL UW .officials want to cut enrollment in the next four years and aJIocate the sav- ings from educating fewa' stu- dents to faculty saJaries and Ii· braries. UW wanted to cut 2,931 full-time slUdents this year. but i 1JW'ilM!i' fallS .'" \lW't1lId1$011 uW-l.a crosse uw-Stout:'j !~~~~~~:~~ 11f(-Plittll'i'H1e ;. IJW-t1llwaJ<ee U'W-Green Blly " UW-$.Uperlot 1 l' 0.0'1 liM' F'c ; 21M)" ,,0-&;.......... ;',,' -.»" :;::;:,.{: ;.:. i~;?:~~:,:·::j~:::· only cut 770 mJdents. Katharine Lyall. acting , 1'RsidentoflbeUW-5ystemsaid the inability of UW campuse's to follow the BoIIrd of Regents guidelinesCoreuttingemollmeat could RSU1tin waiting Jists or earlier admission cUlOffa on llOIIIO campuses. UW-Plutside was one of the five campuses that met the enroIJmcnttrimmiDggnidetines, Others were Bau-elaire. Oshkosh, Stevens PoInt, and WhiliCWll«. Among the biggest vioJakn are UW-Milwaukee. wit!J 7S6ex- tra mKlenIl (4.6 percent); UW- Madison. witb 412 ex1lllSlUdenIl (1.2 percent); and UW-5uperior. witb 348 extra SlUdenIs (17 per- cent). OtberUW ~ exl:tled- inglbeenrol1meatRductiollguide- lines w=; Green BlIy.6.9pcl1cent; La Quae, loS percenl; PIlGeviIIe, 4.2 pclIcem: Ri_ FaJJa, 0.7 per- Celli; and SIOOf,2.6 percelL Professor Hayward Elannin B1 Latesha N, Jude News Editor UW -Plukside students. fac- ulty. and staff are invited to 1IlIveJ to the Republics of Russia and the UIaaine during Spring Break '92. UW-Parkside willjoin UW- Stout, UW -Srevens Point, UW-oshlwsh, and UW -Eau Claire in touring Leningrad, Moscow. Yalta and Odessa from March 14 to March 28. "I think this is the most fasci- nating place 10 be right now in temlSoflbeenonnouschangesthat have IlIkeu place: said UW -Park- Prof_ Oliver S, HaJWlll'd side professor Oliver S. Hayward, senior leclUnll in history. "We will be able to tell whether people are seriously in need of food. if stores are empty. or whether that is not quire as uue as we were told." "The UJaaine is trying to de- cidewhetheritwantslOb"Cakaway compietelyfromRussiaorwhether it wants 10 have some sort of feder- ated arrangement with iL I think it is an especially exciting time 10 go to those two republics ... ·said trip to Soviet Republics penses, food. and some of the en- tertainmCIIL "SlIJdenls can go OVCI' witb Vfsy IittJc money and come back two weeti later perfecdy healthy and happy." Hayward said. "1bere will be a theaIa' per- formance or two. and we will go to some museums and art galleries." Hayward said. "WemayaJsogolO l a oDiversity or a school of some ' sort 10 see how theiredueation sys- lCIDwOlb." Hayward estimates that by the time the trip takes place, one year of preparation has occurred. Hayward, who escorted a group of 30 in 1990. usually goes to the Soviet UDion every other year. Studenls may lsIce the trip as a threecreditcourse. butmembersof the commoDity who don't need 10 taIce the course for college credit can audit iL "Before we go CII the trip. \here are eight weeks of class. I try to pack as much inf<mllltioo as I can about what we are going !Osee CoatiDaed OIl Page Z Hayward. The Soviet seminar is a pr0- gram within the University of Wis· coosin·System and visits the S0- viet Union annually. Each partici- paling school will send oneprofes- sorandstudentsorinterestedmem- bers of the commoDity. The cost of the trip. $2400. is the lowest price it's been in three years because the exchange rate is improving. It includes 1IlIvelex- ," Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 12, November 14, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1991-11-14 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System eating disorders enrollment habitat for humanity model organization of american states stabbing student health services student organization council (SOC) https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/3c84885a40232e5131f50705d9a783aa.pdf a30b9d6995c49008d022aa7c09c26578 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shaw resigns UW-System post Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Shaw resigns UW-System post by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Kenneth A. Shaw,52, has resigned as UW-System President, and will be taking ova* as chancel- Kenneth Shaw lor and president of Syracuse University, a private school in New York. Shaw's resignation came a day after he encountered major questioning by the Legislature's Joint Finance Committee members concerning the UW-Systems use of $18 million that was granted to Shaw in 1987 after his plea thata n expansion of classes and courses was being sought by students. The legislature was angered after a state audit was recently conducted that showed class offerings did not increase to 990, which was promised by Shaw, for which 328 new positions were funded for in the UW-System in 1987. Only 302 new classes have been created on 15 UW campuses. Shaw was hired as UW-System president in September of 1985. He will Start his new position at Syracuse on August 20, replacing Melvin A. Egger, who will retire on August 19 after 20 years of service. Shaw has been frustrated of late because of lack of resources and authority to get things accomplished as UW-System president Shaw has also been involved in a budget struggle with the legislature and Governor Tommy Thompson. He has been asking for an additional $40 million which he believes is necessary to maintain quality in UW-System campuses. Shaw's resignation has also been referred to as "double the pay, and less the headaches." As UW-System president, Shaw earned an annual salary of $116,115, which is the maximum allowed under UW-System rules. A car and large home was also provided. As chancellor of S yracuse University, Shaw will receive a car, $200,000a year salary, and a large home. Replacing Shaw might be more difficult than one expects. Being president of one of the largest university systems in the country, with UW-Madison and many other UW schools being leaders in research, to find a replacement may may cost more than the annual salary of $116,115 allows. "The fact that the position of system president is vacant can put the UW-System in plenty of trouble. It will probably be at least a year before the position is filled," commented PSGA President Ken Schuh Kenneth A.Shaw earnsanannual salary of$J 16,115, the maximun allowed under UW-System rules. Shaw's salary is considerably less than other comparable University State System Presidents, as well as UW-Madison employees. Leading system presidents1 annual salaries University of Wisconsin System Univ. of N . Carolina System California State Univ. System City University of New York State University of N ew York State University of F lorida University of Texas System University of California System $116,115 $142,520 $149,040 $152,250 $157,500 $165,000 $196,400 $243,000 Various UW employees' annual salaries UW-System President Football Coach Barry Alvarez1 Medical Dean Arnold Brown* Biochemistry Prof. Hector DeLuca Law Dean Daniel O. Bermstinet Athletic Director Pat Richter* Business Dean Andrew Poiicano* ttnfic^UW-Mufeon $116,115 $122,628 $124,600 $130,000 $135,000 $139,000 $150,000 Source: College and University Personnel Association, UW-System. Ranger Oaptuc New SOC officers inducted for upcoming year : : " ! " ' ~~ 1 sen by Gwen Heller Feature Editor A seasoned team of leaders vill head the Student Organizaions Council during the 1991-92 ichool year. Newly elected Presilent George Yee, Vice-President irenda Wilson, and Secretary Steve Dberst were inducted into office ecently and are already making >lans for their upcoming terms. Yee joined SOC as a member >f P SE (Pi Sigma Epsilon) and ierved as SOC secretary this past rear. Wilson is returning as Vice- Yesident, a position she held durng the 1990-91 year. She repre- ;eiited the College Republicans on JOC. Oberst comes to SOC from VPO (Alpha Psi Omega). "There will be a lot of work to George Yee do this summer," said Wilson. 'We will need to review the SOC constitution, revise the Budget and Review Committee guidelines, and update the student activities club directory." President Yee stresses that SOC does not simply allocate money for club functions, but serves as a tool for inter-club communication and interaction. "Many c'ubs work together on major campus events such as Food For Families, Toys For Tots, and Save the Earth." These activities and others are represented as committees within SOC. The Parkside radio station, AIDS committee, "The END" picnic, and Bacchus Spring Break campaign are also represented. A new advisory board made up of ten campus organizations has been developed to encourage betsen and include: Parkside's radio station, Computer Club, APO (AlphaPsi Omega), Black Student Or- Continued on Page 6 Brenda Wilson ter communication among clubs. These clubs were randomly choPSGA Keport„v,.. Page 3 i's Advocate.. .Page 3 Volunteer Banger, Page 2 Editorial May 2,1991 Letters to the Editor MINE FIELD From the desk of the Editor With next week's Ranger being the farewell issue, I would like to leave a few standing thoughts for next year' s editorial staff to tackle. First, the smoking policy. If the smoking policy was approved by Chancellor Kaplan today, it would allow smoking in the Union Square and Rec Center, Main Place, and half of the Coffee Shoppe. This is unrealistic. How well do you think this policy would flow? They should either ban smoking on campus or allow it because it would be impossible to enforce both. What are people going to do when others are smoking in the concourse, the bathrooms, and half the Coffee Shoppe? Do you really think that members of the academic staff and faculty are going to quit smoking in their offices? I doubt it! I can just see Campus Police catching an administrator puffing away on a smelly old stogie in his office and then wrestling him to the ground as they take him into custody. There will be plenty of controversy floating around as soon as non-smokers catch a whiff of second hand smoke. Perhaps this is a decision that the students themselves should make. They could make this decision next fall by having PSGA run a referendum on the ballot of fall elections. We should remember that the students comprise die vast majority of thec ampus population and thus should bea llowed a say in what directly affects them. Secondly, we need to address the problem of remodeling the Student Union. When the project was originally bid on, iti ncluded both the Union Square and cafeteria. But now,b ecause the bid came backh igher than expected, we will be lucky if Union Square is remodeled by fall. It's about time that someone in Madison stuck a crowbar in their wallet and shelled out a few schekels so that wcea n have an up-to-date campus, instead of settling for an outdated project that was designed for the sixties. Thirdly, all student organizations should be located in the Student Union instead of being scattered all over the 700-plus acres of God's green creation that this campus owns. After all, it is our Student Union, so we should be located there. If you go to any other campus you will find that this is where the student organizations are located. The bureaucratic B.S. with finances within the UW System is such a joke that UW System President Kenneth Shaw recently turned in his resignation to accept another position out East. He apparently figured that the UW bureaucrats woe too busy practicing rectal-cranial inversions to help System. Shaw quit so that someone else could deal with the headache. Perhaps if we gotrid of a few bureacratic chowderheads it would break up quite a few logjams and save some of their grossly inflated salaries to put tob etter use in the system. These dweebs are more interestedi n putting on "dog and pony shows'* for the media than doing their jobs helping students. Maybe it's timef or a little spring cleaning. We should start immediatelys o that we can save moreo f your hard earned tuition dollars. To the Editor: In the 25 April edition of Ranger, Linda Rawlings-Dregne offers herexperienceof being "Colorless at Parkside." I would like to commend Ms. Rawlings-Dregne for her courage and determination in pursuing a difficult chain of events. And I would like to take this opportunity to say "farewell'' to a fine editor of this publication, Craig Simpkins. Future editors are left with a great role model. The rest of this letter is to Ms. Rawlings- Dregne publicly. Continued on Page 4 The teacher who taught Once upona time, there wasa kingdom which believed that anything good happens to someone else. Within the realm, by law, anything so splendid could not possibly exist A decree was sent forth. Then, one day die kingdom awoke to find a computer that thinks, and more than that, a computer that feels, and more and better than that, a computer that works. The people questioned themselves. A computer that thinks? A computer that feels? A computer that works! And it came to pass: the kingdom banished what it could not know, what it would never love, a teacher who taught—a mind is also a heart by Fred Jobst '90 Correction A headline in last week's paper stated that Father Mark Gotvald was leaving his position as campus minister due to budget cuts. This is incorrect Father Mark is seeking a full-time position as a campus minister. The Ranger apologizes foar ny confusion this may have caused. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins News Editor Business Manager Daniele Chiappetta Kenneth J. Schuh Entertainment Editor Asst. Business Manager Dawn Mailand Annamaria Sexton Feature Editor Advertising Manager Gwenevere Heller Terri Lyn Fortney Sports Editor Classified Ad Manager Jeff Lemmermann James Chomko Asst. Sports Editor Distribution Manager Theodore Mclntyre Ronald Hansen Copy Editor Circulation Manager Tod McCarthy Elizabeth Spalla Layout Editor Photo Editor Scott Singer Sunni Beeck Asst. Layout Editor Photographers SaraKahl Todd Goers Advisors Kurt Geilfuss Stuart Rubner Cartoonists Jan Nowak Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Glen Kelly General Staff: Moss Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Daniel, Chris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha ]ude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Toliver, David Wick. Executive Commitee: Ted Mclntyre, Ken Sc Dan Chiappetta, Dawn Mailand, Tod McCarthy, huh, Craig Simpkins, Scott Singer. May 2,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate # Nursing program is source of unlimited opportunity by Donald R. Andrewski The question seemed simple enough. "What are you going to school for?" As I rerun a mental checklist of why I was subjecting myself to seemingly endless nights of study, test anxieties and working for reduced wages, the reason is as clear tome now as it was when I decided to return to school "Job security, good pay, benefits and opportunities for advancement and personal growth," I replied. She continued, "But why nursing?" "Why not?", said I. "I can't think of anything more rewarding." For the majority of students of UW-Parkside, the consortial nursing program is perhaps the best kept secret on campus. For me and scores of others it is our ticket to the future. One would have to be a hermit not to have noticed the increasingly severe shortage of nurses in this country. A glance at the Sunday paper's classified section will show just how extensive is thed emand for nurses. I've also had people question my reasons for coming to UWParkside for the nursing program. These people are quick to recommend thatlgetadegree atGateway Technical College, even going so far as to claim that Gateway's program is superior to that of UWParkside. Of course, I consider these claims to be ridiculous. While I contend that people in Gateway's program hav e every right to feel that they have a good program, the proof, as they say, is in the pudding. Consider the facts. Gateway only offers a two-year associate degree; the UW-P consortial program offersafive-yearBachelorof Science/Nursing (BSN) degree. It should be immediately apparent that the additional three years of intensive education should account for something. Secondly, while an associate degree can get the student into the work force three years faster than a BSN, the pay isn't as good as a BSN graduate receives. Also, the graduate with the BSN degree will have more and better opportunities for advancement in administrative circles. BSN grads are often put in charge of associate degree nurses. Thirdly, opportunities abound for the BSN graduate, who can then go on to do graduate studies in Anesthesiology, Doctor of Nursing, Nurse Practitioner, and scores of other highly specialized fields. In my case, I will do graduate studies in anesthesiology courtesy of the U. S. Army, and the sky's the limit It is clear that there is no comparison between the two nursing programs. As far asl'm concerned, the Consortial Nursing Program here at UW-Parkside is the best place to begin laying the foundations of your future. All of you non-declared majors should seriously consider entering theUW-PNursing program. The virtual guarantees of a "write your own ticket" degree greatly surpass the prospects some people face as they graduate with a degree that they cannot use due to oversaturation of human resource pools or decline of said industry. I would especially encourage more men to enter the nursing program. Thenumbers are growing, but there is always a demand. Contact the Consortial Nursing Program at 553-2480 and talk to advisor Ann Boyle about an exciting and rewarding career in nursing. Also be sure to patronize bakesales and fundraisers by the Student Nurse Association- Parkside (S.N.A.P.). They are really super people and deserve our support Never forget that one day we will all be patients. So be kind to nurses. We literally cannot live without them. Parkside Student Government Association Students feel cheated over spending discrepancy by Craig Simpkins PSGA Senator The following is a news release from United Council, Madison, WI. If this issue or any other issues pertaining to this campus irritate you, stop by our office and voice your opinion. We are here for you, the students. If you don't express your concerns to us, we will think everything is running smoothly. Obviously, that will never happen. Madison—Students around the state are outraged today by a report released by the Wisconsin Legislative Audit Bureau. The report suggests that the $18.6 million dollars set aside toh ire newf aculty members to expand general course offerings were misused by some of the campuses in the University Wisconsin System. In the last biennial budget, students were forced to accept Enrollment Management when the UW adopted this access limiting-policy. This cutting of students, coupled with funding from the legislature to reduce class size and increase section offerings, was the UW's promise to increase quality within the University Wisconsin System. The report points out, however, that this promise was blatantly broken. The report shows that UW officials recently told the legislature that 328 recently hired instructors were teaching 990 sections. In reality, the UW System dropped 688 courses already in existence; this makes the total number of courses added 302—not 990 as promised by the UW System. This deception by University officials has left students feeling angry and cheated. United Council Legislative Director Lance Walter stated, "We have questioned the policies of enrollment management and were told earlier that class size has decreased by one student per class since the beginning of that policy. We questioned then whether we were getting what we were promised, and this audit suggests that we are not" The University's continual use of the word "quality" to describe their educational goals, combined with the threat that lack of funding will automatically affect "quality", is being considered too simplistic by students throughout the state. Elliott Madison, Shared Governance Director for United Council, said that "the UW lied about the number of classes being offered, cut students, and charged the state $18.6 million dollars to do it—all under the banner argument of "quality". Students feel that they have been used and cheated out of stateapportioned funds," Madison continued. This Legislative Audit has been released at a particularly critical point in the UW budget process. Students.ledby United Council, continue to fight to keep tuition low, but are being threatened with further enrollment cuts if the UW does not receive the funding it deems appropriate. This audit may be placing students in a no-win situation, all in the name of quality education. "The people involved in the process need to remember that students were the ones hurt by this mismanagement of funds, and we need not hurt students again in the process of solving this problem," stated Charles Chen, United Council's Academic Affairs Director. United Council's Legislative Affairs Director will be meeting with members of Representative Krug's staff to discuss the details of the audit United Council of U.W. Student Governments is the oldest and one of the largest state student associations in the nation, representing more than 140,000 students for over thirty years. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:05pm. Roll Call Senators: Jude, Bovee, Simpkins(U), Finch, Homer, Lindblom, Olson, Yee, Sikora(U), TJensen, Daniel, Minasian, E.Jensen. Guests: Jennifer Smith, Carla Handel, Connie Desotell, Steve McLaughlin. Executive Branch: KenSchuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Jude 4/26/91 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Amendment: Add Legislative Affairs to the United Council report Passes 9-0-0. (amendment) Passes 9-0-0. (minutes) Report of the President (Schuh) Tuesday, Vice-President Wargolet and myself attended the Faculty/Senate meeting. Chancellor Kaplan said that the Legislative Audit Bureau did an audit on the UW system and the results appear unfavorable. UW-SystemPresident, Kenneth Shaw, resigned. Smoking policy should be going into effect on campus shortly. Its ounds as ifth e Chancellor may also include Lower Main Place as a designated smoking area. Request that if any senatorwrites an article for the Ranger, could they let either myself, or Vice- President Wargolet assure the accuracy of the facts contained in the article. Motion Daniel/Lindblom 4/26/ 91 :2 To approve $135.00 for tickets to the Students Awards Banquet on May 4th. Passes 10-1-0. MotionLindblom/Jude4/26/91 :3 To approve the allocation of $85 for PSGA letterhead. Passes 11-0-0. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) No report Report of the President Pro- Tempore (Bovee) No report Report of Minority Actions Council (Gosey) No report Directors in United Council spoke on current issues they are dealing with. Ranger, Page 4 Opinion May 2; 1991 Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 2 I am sorry that you have had further insult from society in addition to what you might presently be experiencing as a differently abled student As a member of society, I offer you my sincere apology for what i s happeni n g t o you. lam a member of the group served by CECA, although you a nd others probably don't see me as a woman of color. My personal life is not readily apparent to most folks, and I get damn tired of constantly being the dissenting voice when it comes to issues of race and class. But dissent is what furthers knowledge, belief and learning, so dissent I will. Through an administrative error in data entry, and probably a reluctance to face up to embarrassment, you were given social status as a black person and then that status was taken from you, with no small amount of insult to your rightful achievements as a person who, it seems to me, wishes to be recognized as useful and capable despite obstacles which would likely overwhelm others. I think you are right in ask ing for that recognition—and I have said this before, CECA should be addressing issues of all oppressed people, regardless of racial and ethnic background. So, in that sense, I agree with you. In another sense, however, I would like to point out that you are not unlike most white people when they notice that people of color are standing together in solidarity and applauding one another for our hard work. You feel excluded because of your color, "a member of the out-group." What you describe is what most "different" folks feela t some time or other, this time it is because you are white. Also, because the data entry for your racial identity said "black," you got listed for recognition based on a perception of you. You seem to be saying that if the perception includes your physical ability, rather than your racial identity, then you accept the label and the applause. When the criteria of color is adjusted to reveal whatyou call "colorless," then the criteria is wrong and no one deserves to have any special recognition. I don't know how to remedy that, except to say that if I say congratulations to a fellow student of color, I don't automatically thumb my nose at white students. Society operates on an either-or model and it's hard tolo ok past that sometimes. You say that everyone at Parkside has an equal opportunity to achieve success. In theory, that seems true. In practice,something else often happens. I could point to your experience as an example of that As long as you color is invisible— white—you are operating in a frame of reference that d oesn't include color. • You are achieving and succeeding beyond s ocial "expectations." Perhaps it's those "expectations" we need to change. Individual achievement is used as a weapon that serves those who want to blame individuals for personal failure to live up to an expected norm. In thepast people of color have been "expected" to fail and some professors still believe that I have a very black friend who noften gets asked if she's actually doing her own work. The assumption, by some professors, is that she couldn't possibly be so intelligent and articulate. I look white; I often get to hear racist comments that are very unexpurgated because people assume it's OK tos ay racist things to another white person. We get judged as individuals who belong to a particular group and we are expected to conform to that group's stereotyped behavior. In your case, I'm guessing that you have expected that you would get recognition from another oppressed group based on some type of empathic understanding. That appears not to have happened. We leave behind our oppression very slowly, we often oppress others in the process. We often fail others as we ourselves succeed. I'm truly sorry that this has happened to you. Sincerely, Mary Dunnington Ritchie To the editor: It was funny to me that the woman who was denied recognition at the T.C.B. banquet was only upset at her personal loss (vanity) and not that the C.E.C.A. was distributing potentially (if true) racist material. I guess that is only Gen (human, mankind) nature. I wonder if the animals discuss in theirbanquetof spring how badly gen has treated them and what changes have to be made to stop this injustice and inequality? It's a good thing the animals can't understand our language and how we treat and think of them. While walking by the woods behind Comm. Arts Theatre I had a few other thoughts about nature. I wonder if the robin's song is one of woe? Singing to all who care to listen how bad the life of arobin is? Or if the goldfish think they are superior to the bluefish therefore deserving to be fed by them? If female dogs think their mating position is degrading? Or if sows tell male pigs, "if you lose a few pounds I'll consider a roll in the hay." Or if the female mallards think they are more attractive than the males. Or if crows "caw" cause they feel ignored? Did the dinosaurs become extinct because they quit making love with the opposite gender? Are fish so stupid that they bite a worm on a hook and get killed and eaten by gen or are the teachers the schools pay to educate them too busy reaearching how t o teach the fish not to bite the worm on gen's hook? If chipmunks in their mating ritual say,"make love? ButI hardly know you." If a gen is killed in the Ranger and nobody reads it will all the typewriter keys' taxes increase? Do park pidgeons die if gen ceases to feed them bread? I wonder if Gen ia a part of nature at all. Timothy Christoffel To the Editor: This letter is in response to Linda Rawlings-Dregne's letter regarding her experience with the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement (CECA). Linda, you claim that CECA is a racist organization. First of all, since you misplaced your American Heritage Dictionary and your Webster is outdated, I suggest you buy a good dictionary. This could benefit you during your academic career. My New Lexicon Webster's Dictionary, which is current by the way, defines racism as " the assumption that the characteristics and the abilities of an individual are determined by race and that one race is biologically superior to another a political program or social system based on these assumptions". Based solely on this definition, you have made an inaccurate statement by calling CECA racist. You see Linda, CECA does not view students of color as being superior to whites, therefore, CECA is not a racist organization. In fact, while CECA focuses on students of color, it also provides services to all students. Yes Linda, there have been many white students that have used CECA's services. About now, I predict your thinking to yourself "why then does CECA exist?". Simply put, Linda, theansweris: it exists because there is a need. You see Linda, if we go back to the definition of racism, that one race perceives themselves as superior to another and we give this some deep thought, we can see that throughout history (well maybe we should focus on U.S. history, since I wouldn't want you too deep in thought) whites have thought of themselves as superior to people of color. Moreover, this attitude was reflected in U.S. laws. Today, welcome to the world Linda, there are still people that feel this way. Today, if we look at retention rates of college students nationally, we will see that overall whites have a fifty percent retention rate while minorities have only a twenty-four percent retention rate. Therefore Linda, while you may believe that "every student has just as much of a chance to succeed as the other...", the reality is that there is a need for services, such as CECA, that focus on helping minorities succeed. Are you getting this Linda? I'll explain it to you in a different manner. I work at the Women's Resource Center (WRQ in Racine. WRC provides services to women who are victims of domestic violence and sexual assault. Now Linda, because WRC only serves women, this does not make uss exist Why is there a program for victims of domestic violence and sexual assault for women and not for men? You see Linda, now pay attention THERE IS A NEED! By the way Linda, did you know that women also were oppressed throughout history? Perhaps, while your pursuing your academic, career at Parkside, you may want to take some history courses to expand your mind which appears to be limited in it's thinking capacity. Jacqueline Martin Dear Ranger: I would like to address the author of the article concerning the coffee shopemployees. This is only a simple request for the writer, as well as anyone else who feels they have had a less than perfect encounter at the coffee shop, to employ a bit of common courtesy themselves. Please, if you feel there is a problem between yourself and Continued on Page 6 Union Dining I at 1 pm on M due to previou All you ?oom will close r > nday, May 6 in commitment can cat Spagl will be se 4:30pn hettti ^llllw /^>gVs Women's Center Open House W Wed. May 8 MV(/ Jr\ Noon-2pm WLLC101 ^ Have you been thinking of volunteering at the center next year? Have you wondered what we're all about or what we do? Do you have any concerns or ideas to share with us? Stop by and join us at our open house!! Meet the new co-ordinators Hors d'oeuvres will be provided. May 2,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 Learning Assistance and Counseling Part IV: Overview by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Learning Assistance and Counseling, the subject of this column for the past few weeks, is a complete service network under one roof. The arrangement and alignment of the office at UW-Parkside is unique to the University of Wisconsin system. All major personnel of the division perform prescriptive advising, in addition to the other various duties they are committed to complete. The sub-divisions of the office consist of Counseling and Testing, Learning Assistance, Student Support Services, and die Career Center. All of die aforementioned services have been examined in die recent series of features, with the exception of the Career Center, which was highlighted in an earlier edition. The Student Community Service Program, supervised by Carol Engberg, is also housed in the same area and offers valuable opportunities for students to serve in local communities. Learning Assistance and Counseling services are directed by Carol Cashen, who has aptly guided the complex of student services since its restructuring, which will be outlined shortly. The main priority of Learning Assistance and Counseling is as "a support unit for everybody," according to Cashen. The range of services are not designed to meet the needs of any specific class or category of student Nearly all students will seek assistance from the office during their collegiate careerss, and attempts to erase the image of it being a remedial service have been increasingly successful. Learning Assistance and Counseling, as we know it today, evolved during the era of Assistant Chancellor Michael Bassis, who was succeeded by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace. During the middle of the last decade, Bassis restructured and realigned a total of thirteen services into eight new components. After the consolidation, Learning Assistance and Counseling consisted of the Career Center, Counseling and Testing, and Learning Assistance, to be joined by S tudent Support Services Director Carol Cashen Bassis also eliminated the adult student services component of the area, but to the credit erf the staff in the realigned departments, effective attempts to serve that population have been ongoing. The mix of programs is designed to provide a full range of services, and as Cashen states, "We are constantly looking at improving the quality of our service." Changes continually occur in the UW system and at Parkside, and Learning Assistance and Counseling is no exception to that requirement. Grants must constantly be rewritten to support provided programs, and sophomores may be subjected to a battery of tests in the near future. The possibility also after its birth in 1987. At that time, exists that placement tests may be replaced by ACT's or another standardized examination. Non-traditional student needs are also of increasing importance at this university. "We know that adult students have different needs," said Cashen. To accommodate those needs, all services she administers are provided during selected evening hours. Math problems are widespread, especially for women returning to the university. Adult students often haveextensive family responsibilities and are subject to different schedules. They often have different priorities that may affect their collegiate careers. After all, nontraditional students are the majority, comprising over 58% of the present student population. Our numbers are ever-increasing, we do have needs, and we will be heard. Another population whose presence is rapidly increasing is that of the disabled student Many have multiple disabilities, further complicating the matter. Middle and High Schools are now doing a credible job of mainstream ing, thereby creating additional opportunities denied the disabled student for too long. Learning Assistance and Counseling has been aided by increased faculty and administration support, and it has used experience gained over the years to develop a program using that knowledge of general student needs. In plain words, it works. According to a recent report containing pertinentstatistical data about Learning Assistance and Counseling, over 10,000 contacts are made with students each year. Only 8.4% of those contacts were the result of basics skills courses, 31.1% were in the performance of prescriptive advising, and the lion's share, a total of 60.3% of all contacts, were dedicated to other than remedial services. Only 14% of the hours expended by the office were devoted to remediation, with over 80% being non-remedial in nature. Programs such as Supplemental Instruction, ARC services, and services of the Career Center often serve high achievers and all elements of the student population. Talk about myth explosion... At least 8500 tests have been administered to approximately 5800 students during each of the past few years. GPA averages of prescriptive advisees have risen to 2.41, an increase of .36, over the past four semesters. The rate of retention into the sophomore year actually exceeds that of standard advisees. The Career Center has experienced a steadily increasing traffic flow, and usage of SIGI PLUS has dramatically grown. All of the facts and figures point to one conclusion—Learning Assistance and Counseling services have been exceedingly successful in achieving their goals. If you'd like competent, friendly service with a smile, need someone to talk to, or would like to begin planning your future or addressing other academic concerns, take advantage of the services offered by Learning Assistance and Counseling, located in the D-l level of WLLC. You have everything to gain. Period. Next Week's Spotlight: The Ranger in retrospect Ranger. Page 6 Opinion May 2,1991 New SOC officers Continued from Page 1 ganization,PaiksideAduItStudent Alliance. History Club, Club for International Affairs, Anthropology Club, Parkside International Club, and Geo-Science Club. "The newly formed advisory board will assist the SOC executive officers in keeping everyone informed and up to date on what is happening on campus." explained r Students!!! Due to the Student Scholarship Banquet held at Main Place, Sunday, May 5th, the Sunday Brunch will be held in the Union Square from 10:30 to 1:00. Thank you Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- •, 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 11 am-Midnight Fri-Sat 1 lam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu VISA 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 Letters to the Editor Yee. SOC meets every other Monday during the semester and is advised by Diane Welsh, Assistant DirectorofStudentLife. Any campus organization or club is welcome to send representatives to meetings. Currently there are fifty clubs participating in SOC. b <r Continued from Page 4 another party, speak to that party directly first It is uncommonly harsh to resort to your strongest weapon first in this case the printed word. Often people are not aware that they have offended. We all have our faults, but I would not want mine brought to my attention by seeing them printed in the paper. I am nots aying thaty our experience is invalid or that how you feel is unwarranted. But I do ask that you offer these women the respect any person deserves and talk to them directly. If you really want change it is better to try to create a friend than an adversary. In my experience these women are kind and efficient, but overworked. In their place I am not certain I would be able to remain calm and patient hour after hour, day after day. If they had known how strongly you felt concerning their manner, I feel honestly that they would have made an attempt to work with you. But if common courtesy lacks on both sides, what is gained? Delaine Rogers To the Editor: So far, only one individual has expressed to me an overall negative reaction toward my feelings and acusations written in last weeks Ranger, the director of CECA. Here are some quotes: "It was inapropriate to make the acusations you did." "We have a special grant that gives us the right to operate CECA.." "The money doesn't come out ofy' our' pocket."'There are other campus groups that offer things like scholarships to 'other* students." "You should come in to read our policies." "This banquet is for Parkside's students of color..." "Why didn't you just go to the Chancellor?"... I may ask to speak with the Chancellor about this after finals. Of the campus groups that offer 'other' students scholarships, find me one that offers recognition to caucasion students only, and I will write abouttheir discriminatory acts as well. Linda Rawlings-Dregne To the Editor: It's incredible what people are capable of doing when they are willing to cooperate with others and contribute theirt alents to worthwhile causes. As I'm sure most people at UW-Parkside have realized by now, a university is only as exciting as its members are willing to make it, noot nly for themselves, but for the public as well. This past week I had the opportunity to attend two of several events taking place on the UWParkside campus. Both events reconfirmed my belief in people and their unique gift to share individual ideas and tal ents with others in both educational and entertaining efforts. I'd like to begin by thanking the Communication Faculty and all of the members of the Senior Seminar class who made last Thursday's conference a huge success. Who would have thought that learning could be so much fun? Let's do it again next year! Secondly, the Theatre Department deserves a standing ovation for their incredibly entertaining and thought provoking performance of Stud Terkel's "Working." Thanks go to all who contributed to the success of this musical both onstage and off. (Can I have your autographs?) Finally, I'd like to thank all of the individuals involved in organizations on campus for contributing to UWParkside's success this past year. The campus would not have been the same without you! Greg Lebrick Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at, the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only upon legitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00 pm on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 350 words. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to p int a representative sample of letters pertaining to the same subject or viewpoint. Letters willnot be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters or opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. Coming...Next Thursday May 9,1991 Union Square 12 Noon Featuring the With it Sounds of the UW-Parkside Jazz Band Free Admission! UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MAY 2, 1991 SECTION B .. t ? - ™ and this year's officiai :::Sp^t|pitpr Jeff I .emrnenViiimf gives his recieve. through an enchanting story* B2. More Bui! ' ' • •" ' ' . . : . . . : ' . • " • ' . . . an Divisioo I executive meeting- . : v' BlllllfcilflllISP Big innings key split lingers nearly burn Flames with seven-run seventh inning By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor When it comes to innings in baseball, it's not always the quality, but the quantity. Despite scoring in only three of the fourteen offensive innings on the road, the UW-Parkside Rangers were within a batter of sweeping the Flames of Ul-Chicago Circle. It was in game one whereth at one batter made the difference. After falling behind by a 10-1 margin, the Rangers came up with seven runs in the seventh before the Flames could control die Ranger fire and hold on for victory. Circle built their lead on the heals of seven stolen bases and thirteen base hits, seven off of Ranger starter, Kelly Zielinski. Zielinski lasted only 3 1/3 innings on the day, yielding five runs to the Flames before giving way to Jeff Konczal. The Flames went to work on Konczal, scoring three times in the fifth on three base hits, a stolen base, and a sacrifice to buildu p an 8-1 lead. The Ranger hitters weren't doing much up to that point They scored a single run in the second, but had bases loaded with nobody out and couldn't cash in any more. In the fifth, Circle starter, Dennis Trollian fanned the side as it looked like he would cruise for the victory. Especially after the Flames tacked on two more runs in the bottom of the sixth off of the third Ranger pitcher, Jason Holt Ah, but what was said about' the safety of leads in baseball? UW-Paikside'slivingproofof that statement started in the seventh with five consecutive walks issued by Jim Cenzen, who relieved Trollian after the fifth. When Cenzen did get something across the plate, Marc Thompson was there to greet it, to the tune of a tworun double. Dominic Delrose was next with a two-run single, followed by Mike Caccioppo's run scoring single. Suddenly, it was 10-8. Greg Green, representing the tying run, followed with the Ranger's fourth straight hit, putsee Rangers, B3 Rangers stop skid during busy weekend By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor When the week began, the UW-Parkside Ranger Softball team was in need of a win. In serious need of a win. Coming into the week the 11-16 Rangers were carrying a seven game losing streak and before they got their much needed wins, they had increased the streak to nine games. The Rangers played a total of six games from Wednesday to Monday and split for a 3-3 record, typical by the team's performances this season. Friday the Rangers played a doubleheadder at National Lewis College IL and dropped two. Beth Hansen gave up eight hits while the Rangers gathered seven, two by Rachel Sielaff and Sue Palubicki for three runs in the 4-3 loss. Lewis got a run i n the second, third, fourth and fifth innings to spark their win. Game two sawUW-Parkside's Jeanie Esselman give up two first inning runs on a Lewis home run which boosted Lewis past theRangers in a 5-4 game. Down 3-2 in the fifth, UWParkside came back to take a 4-3 lead on a Tara Carlson homerun. The lead did not hold however as Lewis manufactured two in the seventh to get the win. Friday the UW-Parkside Rangers faced Northeastern IL, andfinally broke the nine game losing streak with two wins of 6-4 and 5-4. Laura Stock scored twice and got three hits for the Rangers. Hansen got the win for UWParkside scattering seven hits in giving up two in the fourth and sixth. Game two saw the Rangers score three in the fifth to boost Esselman to a 5-4 win. Northeastern scored all its runs in the sixth on a base hit, a hit batsman, a triple and a single. After Saturday's games atPets Park against Loyola college woe rained out the Rangers played Sunday against UW-Whitewater and split a twin bill 6-3 and 1-4. In game one, Esselman took to the hill once again and gave up scattered five hits for the win. The Rangers capitalized on a big seventh scoring four on two base hits by Tracy Pecs and Palubicki, a walk and a fielders choice. Game two had UW-Parkside's Hansen give up three runs in the second and one in the fifth for the 4-1 loss.T he Rangers, aren ow 14- 19 on the 1991 season. Intramural Instructors needed for fall From Intramural Department and Student Health Services The intramural department and the Student Health Office are seeking students as instructors for their Aerobic programs next ML Students are needed to instruct both floor routines and water aerobics. Instructors should be available between 5:00 and 6:00 p.m. on Monday and Wednesday or tuesday and thursday. The instructors should have prior experience in aerobics. Anyone interested should contact the Student Health Office in Molinaro Hall room D115 and ask for Lorraine or call 553-2676. kaimer. Pjl'C B2 Tougher rules needed to awaken college recruits By DAVID Columnist In a meeting with the executives of the National College Athletic Association a number of Division I college basketball coaches recommended the NCAA adopt tougher penalties for athletes who are caught taking illegal payments for participating in athletics. They also recommended that athletes who are not eligible to compete under the NCAA's Proposition 48 rule be banned from taking paid recruiting visits to colleges. These are both good recommendations and should be adopted by the NCAA as soon as possible. Many athletes in high school today assume that they will participate in athletics in collegea nd eventually become a professional. Because of this they do not take their studies seriously and find themselves ineligible to compete in college athletics their freshman year under the NCAA's Proposition 48 rule. To be eligible an athlete must maintaina 2.0 grade point average. They must alsos core 700 or above on theS AT or 18 and above on the ACT. The rule is a good one because it will encourage the students to study in high school Banning those who do not meet the standard from taking paid recruiting visits will only do more to encourage them to do well in school. Most of these athletes will not become professionals and a good education will be important for them later in life. Some athletes think that they should be paid to participate in college athletics. This is illegal and when a school gets caught paying athletes it is severally punished, but thea thlete themselves are not. It is about time the athletes start assuming some of the risk when they accept illegal payments. Athletes who are caught taking illegal payments need to be banned for life from collegea thletics. College is a place to geta n education not a place to get paid to play sports. Tougher penalties are what is needed for athletes to understand they need to study before college and they are not going to get paid in college. The tougher penalties will benefit both the athletes and the schools. Jl TinaCWord... By: JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor When baseball went bankrupt... "Daddy, I know whaIt wantt o be when I grow up." "What's that, Billy?" "A professional baseballp layer!" "Oh, Billy, why would you want to do thaf? You'd be poor your whole life." "No I wouldn't, dad. I read in a magazine from school about a baseball player who made seven million dollars, just for playing one season. Look, I've got it right here." "Let's see that 'Dave Justice, the seven-million dollar man.' I remember that That must have been ten, fifteen years ago. Sure this is from May, 1996. That was two years before baseball went bankrupt'' "Bankrupt? What's that?" "Bankrupt is what you are when you have no money." "And all the players ran out of money?" "No, the people who owned the teams ran out of money. You see, back when this article was written, a lot of the players were making over four million a year. In fact I think the average majorleague salary was almost two million a year." "So, what happened?" "Well, did you know there used to be baseball on regular T. V. and on ESPN?" "Really!? Every night? "Just about The people who put those games on T.V. paid lots of money to all the teams to do that" "Enough to pay all the players, right?" "More than enough, but that was the problem. The owners started to pay the players more and Guest ArticCe Ranger racewalkers among nation's elite By Karen Pitsoulakis Guest Writer Have you ever wondered what some of the University of Wisconsin- Parkside students were doing on Innerloop Road at four o'clock in the afternoon with the temperature 30 below zero wearing oily tights, a sweatshirt and racing flats? The answer... racewalking. Racewalking is an aerobic exercise in which contact with the ground must be maintained at all times. This differentiates racewalking from running. The lead foot must touch the ground before the rear foot leaves the ground. The supporting leg must be straight when it passes under the body. Within this framework, racewalkers efficiently pump their arms in coordination with each step, producing a smooth and fluid stride. Racewalking events have been part of the Olympic Games since 1900. The distances varied in the early years, but have been set at 20 km.(12.4 mi.) and 50 km.(31.1 mi.) for men. Elite men average 6:30 per mile over the 20 km. Olympic distance, and approach 7:00 per mile over 50 km. Women average 7:00 per mile for 10 km.(6.21 ml) more, and when one player received a lot of money for playing, some of the others wouldn't play until they got as much or more than that player." "But, the article I read said players signed contracts to play for lots of years." "Well, the players still wouldn't play until they wore paid more, and the owners woe dumb enough to let that happen. It got so bad that half of the regular players wouldn't show up until the season started. The owners kept spending and spending, thinking the T.V. contracts would keep getting bigger. "They didn't, did they?" sighed Johnny. "Nope, the T.V. stations were justbreaking even on the contracts, so they wouldn' t pay more and risk losing money. When that happened, the owners were in trouble." "What did they do?" "They tried a few things. They tried charging people for each game that was televised, but that made less than the old T.V. cbntracts. They tried putting advertising on the player's uniforms, but that caused problems. What really messed things up was when they started to raise ticket prices to foot the bill. Prices got so high that only rich people could afford to go, and see Final Word, B3 Parkside's racewalking team is composed of athletes from Wisconsin, Indiana, New Jersey and New York. The team is currently ranked the number one college in the United States for racewalking at the National level for male and female junior walkers (undo* age 20). They are also ranked number one in the country fort he Open, in which anyone who meets the qualifying standard time may enter. Last year at the National Athletic Inter Collegiate Association, Parkside's team swept the top six all American places out of 19 athletes participating in the race. This year Parkside's team has the ability and potential to take the top eightplaces, the most allowed from any one school. The two distances for which Parkside's team strives are the 10km. and the 20km. Robert Cole and Tim Seaman of UWParkside have walked a six minute mile. This time is faster than most people would hope to run. UW-Parkside has produced two Olympic caliber athletes, Jim Hiring of the 1980,1984, and 1988 Olympics and Andy Kestner of the 1988 Olympics. At the helm of all of thigs success stands the coach, Mike DeWitt. He is the reason why UWParkside is at this national level. DeWitt began the program in theearly 1980's and has progressed steadily since then. He himselfis a dedicated racewalker and walks with the team every day through all types of weather, while making sure that practices are completed correctly by his athletes. Ali Dewitt of Parkside's racewalking team says, "I feel that DeWitt is a good coach, because by practicing with the team, he stays young. Some people might see him a strict coach, but that's only becauge he's interested in his team and if'something is lacking from one's racewalking, he tries to help them out." "Part of the reason why we have such a good program at Parkside, is because coach (DeWitt) trains with us and that is something special that not many people have," said racewalker Tim Seaman. UW-Parkside racewalker Rob Cole summed up DeWitt's accomplishments,"Coach (DeWitt) is one of the greatest coaches in the country, simply because his athletes have a lot of confidence in him,". Outlook on playoffs simply Bullish By JIM IVEWUVB Columnist It has been 6 years since Chicago has won an important National Championship, and it looks like we won't have to wait that long for another one. The Bulls have shown that they have a knack for knocking-off the Knicks by dominating the first two play-off games as well as destroying them during the regular season. In fact, the Bulls are looking good enough to win the conference, relatively easily. The next team into the stadium will be the 76ers. The Bulls shouldb e able to take thiss eries in four games. The 76ers aren't healthy and the Bulls are, but aside from that, the fiesty 76ers will surely get themselves into foul trouble early. After that the Bulls should see Detroit, a very unhealthy team. Detroit has gone a long way to prove that they can't do it without a healthy Isiah Thomas. Edwards and Aguirre are also suffering from chronic back problems. Then the Bulls lose home court and go on to Portland. Portland is tough, but I still have faith in the East as a tougher conference than the west Bottom line: Bulls in five over Portland. \iii\ 2. iwi R; in»e r . PulvI V I W-PARKSIDK BASEBALL BOX St (IRKS UW-Parkside at UI-Chicago Circle GAME 1 UW-PARXSIDE ab r Hoflinbedrf 3 1 Thompuen 4 1 Ddrwerf 3 1 Cioioppe3b 4 1 Greta 2b 4 0 Knothelb 3 1 Bilbc 2 1 Begerdh 2 1 Mif 2 1 UI-CMcago Circle i b r b b i Totak 278 b M 0 1 Redtc 3 111 2 2 G o n k y c 1 1 1 0 1 2 PtnUc*2b 3 0 0 0 2 1 Nearicf 3 2 3 0 2 0 Robin If 4 12 1 0 0 Kntntklb 4 1 1 2 0 1 Krappif 4 2 3 3 0 0 Asqtfm3b4 1 1 0 0 1 Mriken 10 0 1 Stjakvicdh2 1 1 1 7 8 Tot* 29 II13 9 UW-Partskk 010 000 7—8 Ul-CblogoCWe 012 232 X—II E: Knotbe, Zdimki, AjquinL DP: Circle 2 LOB: Partaide S,Gsk7.2B: Tbompton, Krktovtk, Stcjakovk. SB: PfaiHoc, Ncan(2),Rubm,Krc^,AjquinLSl^'akovk.CS:ThQtnf>ont {Mot, Neiri. SF: Kiwtiie, MaQtc, Stojakovic. UW-Partskte IP H 1 ER W K ZdimtiL 333 7 5 4 2 3 Kane* 167 3 3 3 0 0 Hit 1 3 2 2 1 0 Chicago Circle IP H R ERW K TroOianW 5 4 7 7 2 7 Smyfle 0 3 11 5 0 Knew S 1 0 0 0 0 0 UW-PARKSIDE ab r Hoffinbeckcf 3 1 IbfflnpMB m 4 0 Delnaeif 4 0 Caccioppo 3b 3 1 Green 2b 3 0 Knotbe lb Bake CougHindb Hall If Totak UW-Parkside at Ul-Chicago Circle GAME 2 UI-CMcagoCirde M ab r b b i 0 Jaobckc 4 0 0 0 3 Stjakvice 0 0 0 0 0 Ph01oi2b 3 0 0 0 0 Neacicf 2 10 0 0 Rate If 3 12 0 0 Hall lb 2 0 0 1 1 Goieckidb3 1 1 1 0 Kroppif 3 0 0 0 1 Aaqiini3b 2 0 0 0 Milken 3 0 10 b 0 2 1 2 0 2 1 1 3 1 2 2 1 0 3 0 0 27 5 8 5 Totak 25 3 WP-.HoIL HITTING Name 1 Caccioppo 2 Delrose 3 HoQenbeck Bilk Greta Knotbe Coughlin Thompson Hall lOBdpr 11 Cans 13 Others 12 Dieticb** totak HTCHING UW-PartaWe 050 000 0-5 Ul-ChkagoClrde 000 300 0-3 E: Thompson, Caccioppo, Bilk DP: Parbide 2, Qrcle 1. LOB: Pariside 4, Circle 5.2B: Thompson. UW-Parkslde IP H R ERW K FenrickW 467 4 3 2 1 6 KaiinowdaS 23 1 0 0 1 0 ChicagoClrde IP H R ERW K Host L 167 3 5 5 2 0 Cafcta 33 5 0 0 1 3 TroHiaa 2 0 0 0 0 1 WP: Fenrick (2) Season Totals: Through 04/27/91 GP IN 22 150 21 148 22 146 19 13 22 151 20 137 22 152 19 119 22 146 5 30 7 22 9 32 14 74 22 164 ABR H2B3B 62 17 24 5 0 72 12 27 6 65 21 24 9 52 10 17 3 71 16 20 4 55 15 15 3 84 15 22 9 39 10 9 3 60 6 10 1 3 1 2 0 2 0 9 1 HR an 93 8 0 11 3 3 0 7 15 15 6 15 9 9 22 6 8 0 0 3 8 BBKhbtSBSM SP 0 9 3 2 2 3 12 0 5 14 0 6 0 5 4 1 0 13 0 4 0 14 1 3 0 3 0 3 0 9 0 5 5 0 0 0 0 611 135184 45 k 2116 58 96 8 29 39 9 -AVE SLG 0387 0316 0375 0356 0369 0369 0327 0385 0282 0423 0273 0327 0262 0393 0231 0359 0167 0183 0333 0444 0250 0300 0182 0182 0300 0333 •298 0413 FTELDING e a po fld% 8 31 17 0857 4 48 0.981 2 36 0974 5 53 0 951 38 26 0985 6 71 0 306 44 20 0000 0 1 1300 26 130 0 1 0000 2 1300 3 0625 22 096 0 361383261928 NUM GGS IN WL R EXH il 2B3BHRBI KWPHB SV ESA IF BE/IN 1 Zciimki 9 8 5133 4 3 16 14 32 24 7 0 1 17 31 0 0 0 145 162 3.16 2 Holt 5 0 1033 0 1 4 3 7 7 0 0 0 8 2 0 0 1 261 45 436 3 CnnM 7 2 16.67 0 0 5 5 13 11 1 1 0 12 15 4 1 1 170 60 360 4 CUBS 5 0 633 1 1 4 2 12 10 2 0 0 3 S 0 0 0 284 33 521 5 Kmc* 10 1 2033 4 0 12 8 18 16 2 0 0 4 2 0 1 1 0 354 95 467 6 Fenrick 8 6 3167 3 3 23 19 28 20 3 3 2 16 16 8 1 0 5JJ8 138 4.10 7 Philip 5 2 1267 1 0 10 8 10 8 2 0 0 10 7 0 0 0 568 64 565 8 K4inowiki6 2 10 0 0 12 7 10 6 3 0 1 9 5 0 1 1 630 43 430 9 Lngrirf*M 1 3 0 1 7 3 4 3 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 930 20 667 totak 22 22 16433 1 3 9 93 6913410528 5 4 83 10113 4 3 3.78 661 462 r Castle Lanes Coor's Light Volleyball Tournament Saturday, June 1st & 2nd Call 633-1199 for more information T RAC K & F IELD Hillsdale College Relays April 26/27,1991 Unofficial Scoring 1. Kent State (OH) 146.3 2. Michigan 83 3. Bowling Green 753 4. Toledo 713 5. Saginaw Valley (MI) 57 6. Ashland (OH) 51 7. Eastern Michigan 39 8. Hillsdale 38 9. Macomb CC (MI) 28 lO.Siona Heights (MI) 23 I l.Central Michigan 18 II .Southwest Michigan 18 13.Grand Valley 11 U.UW-Parkside 8 UW-Parkside Results 5000m Run 6. Wendy Odowski 19:03 Sprint Medley Relay 8. Thayer/Chamlee/ SOFT BALI- SI MM ARILS UW-Parkside vs. National Lewis 04/24/91-Game #1 UW-Parkskle vs. National Lewis 04/24/91-Game #2 UW-PARKSIDE NatkaulLorii UW-PARKSIDE National Lewb * X k hi ib r k bi tb x k bi ab r k bi Sielaff 4 1 1 0 Norton 4 0 0 0 Sielaff 3 0 1 0 Norton 3 0 0 0 Wri|M3 0 1 0 Ron 2 2 1 0 Wright 2 1 1 0 Ruuo 3 0 1 0 Slock 3 0 1 0 Arrijo 4 2 2 2 Slock 4 2 1 0 Arrigo 3 0 0 0 Hnaen3 0 1 0 Justin I 1 1 0 HJBKB3 0 1 0 Jtto 3 2 2 2 Nubki3 0 1 0 Stanley 4 0 0 0 Hbcki3 0 2 3 Stanley 2 0 2 0 CtrkonS 2 2 2 SwatzJoff 4 0 2 1 Pta 3 0 0 0 Swartzloff 2 1 1 1 KerkmnO 0 0 0 Troflman 3 0 1 0 Cskan2 0 0 0 Bamm 2 0 I 0 Mikki3 0 0 0 Pckwood 3 0 1 0 Nwdn»3 0 0 0 Mailer 3 0 0 0 Pea 3 0 1 0 Jones 3 0 1 0 MikukkO 0 0 0 Jones 211 1 Barkdol 0 0 0 0 Pk» 1 0 0 0 Bakdoi 0 0 0 0 CarisonO 0 0 0 Totak 25 3 8 2 Totak 28 5 9 3 Miukki3 0 0 0 Totak 27 3 6 3 Tottk 23 4 8 4 UW-Parkcde 101-020-0—3 UW-Pskade 100001 0-3 National Lews 0111010—4 NALA National District 14 Softball T ournament Downing/Kunz lOOOOm Run 7. Tan Roy 3000m Run 7. Tiicia Bieu 10. Jen Zalewski 400m Relay 10. Thayer/Majerle/ Wilkens/Kiinz 1500m Run 5. Jenny Grose Kelly Watson Holly Erickson 3200m Relay 7. Ma teile/Radar/ Zalewski/Breu 400m Dash 11. Pam Downing 800m Run 7. Veronica Chamlee 9. Kim Avery Julie Radar 1600m Relay 5. Kunz/Avery/ Downing/Chamlee Watson/Majede/ Wflkens/Thayer 1:51.7 38:44 51.2 10-.26.6 11.07.9 4:49.9 5:09.2 5:32^ Loser 2; Game 7 MMM—1 wmmm mmmm 2.20.0 595 2:22.3 2:38.0 4025 4:17.7 UW-P 1 1 Game 11 I Game 9 If four tenuis rermim after game 6; Gsane Geme ^7~W Winunmeerr o off g gaammee 5 4 v vss. Wlosienrn oerf goaf mgaem 5e- 6 GGaammee 91-0W-Wmmsenre or fo gf agmame e7 8 v gv,s l.o wseinr noefr g oafm gea m8 e-9 If five teams remain after game'6:j Game jMdsbf of game 5 -vs. loser of game 6 Game 8-winner of game 4 vs, winner ofgame 6 Game 9-W inoor of game 5 vs. wirnief of game- 7 GIfa tmweo K tMeavmhnse rreomf gaaimn ea 9f tVeSr. wgainmn&er 9or gam' e 8 III | III Tournament hegttis Friday I until Saturday at Thompson's double caps five run second as Rangers split again. A lead-off single was erased when catcher, Ron Bills, tossed out continued from front page ting runners at the corners with nobody out. But, just as the safety of leads is uncertain, so is the life span of rallies. This one died on a come-backer to the mound off the bat of Kyle Knothe. The Flames turned a double-play on that ball, keeping Caccioppo at third while putting the clamps on the run away rally. One batter later, Circle had a 10-8 victory and their eyes on a double header sweep. UW-Parkside's five-run second inning said otherwise. Thompson had the big blow again, lacing a three-run double with two-out He was tossed out at heme, trying to score on a Delrose single, but the Rangers had built a 5-0 lead. Starter, Jeff Fenrick made that last until the fourth, when Circle produced three runs on just two hits, making it a 5-3 game. In the fifth, Circle challenged Jason Jarsombeck trying to steal, but the Flames still managed to get runners on first-and-third with two away. That chased Fenrick to the showers, but Ross Kalinowski came in and shut the door the rest of the way. He got Steve Hall to bounce back to the mound to end the fifth, worked a 1-2-3 sixth, and used a double-play and a fly out in the seventh after a lead-off single, to end the game. It was a good thing, because the Ranger offense, after its five run outburst, was silent the rest of the way with the last ten batters going down in order. The win evened Fenrick's record at3-3, with Kalinowski earning his first save of the year. Zielinski, the loser in game one, dropped to 4-3, and the Ranger record currently stands at 15-9. Final Word Baseball closes continued from page B2 those weren't the type who would normally go to baseball games." "So. nobody went anymore?" "Right, and empty ball parks meant empty pocket-books for the owners. Since they still had money to pay on the big contracts they were giving to the players, one-byone, teams began to fold. It started in the smaller cities, but soon, the entire league went under." "What did the players do?" "The good ones collected what money they could, then went to other countries to play. Some of the others stayed here and tried to start new leagues a couple of years later. Not a lot of people would come out to watch, though." "You mean leagues like theR yan league?" "Exactly. A few of those leagues are still around, but the players ride in busses all over, and they don't get very much money. Now, people go to soccer games and World Football League games. Everyone was fed up with greedy players and owners, so they let Major League Baseball die." "Dad, will baseball ever come back?" "Not for a while, son, not for a while." R;»n«t'i\ P;iiie K4 Athlete of the Year Nominees Women's Track & X.X. A Junior, Breu was the most consistent performer in a solid Ranger group. After finishing sixth in the NAIA District 14 XJL Championships to help pace a Ranger victory, Tricia ran to a 28th place finish at the NAIA National meet On the track, Breu continues to score big in the 3000 meters. Tim Seaman Men's Track & X.X. Only a freshman. Seaman is tearing up the race walking circuit. Tlim finished second in the Mobile TAC meet in New York in February and took 4th in Glascow. Scotland on a National level for the U.S. In March. In April, Tim broke the Junior national record in the 10K walk at the prestlgous Penn relays. Tom Agazzi-Men's Golf: Tom appeared In last week's Ranger as our Athlete of the Week,and continues tc score well for the National Qualifying Rangers. Mike Riley Men's Soccer After a strong senior season, Riley was selected to play for the West team In the annual NAIA Senior Bowl in Las Cruces, NM, and was selected 1st team Ail-American, All Area, All-District and all Mid-East. Riley, the team's captain, started all 20 games for the Rangers as their number one defender. In his career, Riley has started in 68 games for the Rangers, while only being injured in two. Diana Weitzel-WBB Mark Hemauer-WR Women's Basketball "Lady Di" averaged 17.2 points per game and 6 rebounds per game while leading the Rangers to District 14 championship game and a 14-12 record. A senior forward, Diana moved into sixth on the all-time Ranger scoring list and was named to the All-District 14 team. With several Outstanding performances. Diana earned Ranger/ IBM Athlete of the Week honors twice during the 1990-1991 campaign. Women's Volleyball Aseniormiddle hitter. Ryan captained this years Ranger volleyball squad to the District 14 championship. Ryan led the team in attack % (23.6%) and blocks/gm (1.36) and was second on the team with 2.19 kills/ game. Colleen came to the forefront in her Junior year after seeing limited playing time her freshman and sophomore years. Not only has she increased her playing time, but has proven the teams most valuble asset Men's Wrestling Mark was named first team All-District 14 after a record breaking season. Wrestling at 167 pounds, Hemauer broke the UW-P single season records for wins (52) and takedowns (224). Mark also set the career marks for takedowns with 535 and is second on the all-time win list with 145. Hemauer placed 5 th at the NCAADivision II National wrestling tournament in Fargo, ND, earning his third All- American honors. • Mike Riley-SOC • Colleen Ryan-WVB • Domonic Delorose-BB • Tammy Wright-WSB -1 Tom Agazzi-GOLF • Tricia Breu-WXX/Tr • Tim Seaman-MXX/Tr • Write-in One Vote Per Student Men's Basketball Nicknamed "Horse" for his workman-like performances, Roberson was a highlight in an otherwise dismal season for Ranger hoops. Roberson led the team in scoring (15.1), rebounding (10.7) and minutes (36.3) while starting all 27 games. Urn's 288 rebounds for the season placed him 6th on the all-time Ranger season rebounding chart His 10.7 rebounds also placed him tenth In the nation NAIA. VOTE NOW! Women's Softball AJunior first basemen/right fielder. Tammy was named the NAIA National Player of the Week for April 21-27 for her outstanding batting accomplishments. Tammy went 13 for 22 for a .591 average in 7 games. Wright was 6 for 8 on drag bunts agalnsts Nationally ranked St. Francis and D-III Coe College. Against Northeast Illinois, Wright flared a bottom of the seventh single to tie the game. the Athlete of the Year. Dominic Delrose Men's Baseball As a freshman last season, this sweet swinging lefty led the Rangers with a .426 batting average, was fourth in hits and 5th in RBI's. This season, hitting In the third position. Delrose is batting .375 with 27 hits and 15 RBI's through April 28. Though this weekends action, Delrose has only made one error in right field and is second on the team in fielding percentage. this ballot to Ranger Office by 5:00 .M.Monday, May 6th place your vote. Q Tim Roberson-MBB May 2,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 11 Gabe's Gab Bored and baked at the beach % if by : SgtGabe %"/' Kluka 'ill . ' • 1W Editor's note: Gabe's Gab was dated March 24,1991. Greetings from Wasteland! When I last wrote, I spoke of fun and sun in beautiful Dhahran. Well, as fate would have it, two hours after I wrote that article and sent it off, a SCUD landed two miles away, andkilled28 people. Ifeltlikethey had paid the price for my levity. My sympathy goes out to their families. War sucks, plain and simple. Currently, I am living in the desert in a tent 1 am doing a mission that involves guarding Iraqi POW's. We treat them well, and they pester us for cigarettes. Go figure. Initially, I was involved in a processing center. The Iraqis would come to this center, where they would be searched, showered, given a medical checkup, given new clothes, deloused, processed UW-P Master Singers to perform The Parkside Master Singers will perform in conceit at 8 pm, Monday, May 6, at Parkside in the Communication Arts Threatre. Admission will be $2 for students and senior citizens and $4 for adults. Musical selections will include the "Four Motets" of Aaron Copland, three French choruses from "The Lark," by Leonard Bernstein and "Fronstiana," by Randall Thompson, a cycle of choral settings for some of Robert Frost's most famous poems. Choral selections by Undine Smith Moore, Gustav Hoist and William Dawson will also be performed. The choral group is under the direction of James Kinchen, Jr., associate professor of music and director of choral activities at Parkside. Piano accompanists during the concert will be Pamela Barsuli of Kenosha and Valerie Pogue and Jeanne Ruelle, both of Racine. For more information, call die Music Department at 553-2457. for name, rank, and blah, blah, blah, and then sent back to the POW camp, where they live now. Most of these people hadn't been fed in weeks, and some had thrown down their weapons and walked south until they ran into Americans. One soldier said that he and his friends walked 60 miles through the desert, with no food or water, to surrender. It was a crazy war. Hopefully, we will not see the likes of this again in our lifetime, or our childrens lifetimes. The things I saw were mild in comparison to the front line soldiers. I have seen no dead, nor do I want to. You, at home, have seen more of the war than we have, as news is a mixture of rumor, Shortwave radio (BBC) and Armed Forces Network. TV's kind of hard to come by in the middle of nowhere. If you've ever thought that you woe in the middle of nowhere, and you were not in the desert, you were wrong. The weather here can best be described as dicey. One day it is hot - we've already had a 104 degree day, and the next day it is 65 degrees and cloudy. The desert's weather has no rhyme or reason to it. It is 100 degrees by noon, and 60 degrees by 7:00 pm., and sand storms kick up for no really good reason. A sand storm is an awful thing to be in. First of all, it is painful. Imagine a giant trying to sand you with a really coarse grit sand paper. S econd of al, dust gets everywhere. Unless you are hermetically sealed, you will be coughing up funny chunks of things for a few days. The worst thing about sand storms is that they usually last two days. They play tennis, and we are the net. They blow like hell from the north one day, and then blow like hell from the south the next I think this is to make sure we are completely saturated with sand. From the rumors, snake season is also right around the corner. Oh joy. We really haven't had a problem with critters, but someone did squash a scorpion by the showers. This has prompted the lot of us to start wearing combat boots out at night when nature calls. Flashlights that frantically scan the ground for anything crawling are a common sight at night Our motto is, if it crawls, slithers, or hisses, kill it, or leave it alone. Well, that's all for now, hopefully we will be back near the first of June, but that's just a rumor. Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award Deadline for the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award nominations is May 10,1991 Criteria- Nominess should be those who: 1. are carrying or have carried exceptional work loads 2. show exceptional performance 3. are engaged in activities that enhance the individuals work site, department, and/or univerity in general 4. are engaged in activities that enhance the individual's professional skills Nomination forms and a list of eligible classified staff are available at the Union Information Center and the Library/Learning /Center Circulation Desk Accounting/Finance name scholarship recipient for 1991 The Accounting Faculty of the School of Business has selected Ann Biondi as the Spring 1991 recipient of the Becker CPA Review Scholarship. This scholarship is a full tuition scholarship for the Becker CPA. Review course, awarded on the basis of academic achievement and service to the School of Business. Ann will graduate in May and has a GP.A of 3.84. She has been Disabled cabin People with disabilities are constantly facing obstacles when attempting to vacation, but this summer a new cabin facility at the Mirror Lake State Park will allow persons with disabilities to enjoy camping. "This cabin will be exclusively for those with disabilities," said Representative Peter Barca (DKenosha). "I would like to see these types of cabins be available in a series of locations in and around the state." The site is a prime location because of its proximity to the Wisconsin Dells area. "This a great place to begin increasing the accessibility ofWisconsin'sparks and forests to the disabled, but there are many beautiful areas which need to become accessible as well," stated Barca. a member of the Accounting and Finance Club for t o years, and has served as its representative to the Student Organizations Council. In addition, she has been involved with Parkside'sSafe Spring Break and Winter Carnival. The Becker course is designed to assist students in their preparation for the national CP.A examination, offered annually May and November. site prepared Construction of the cabin is funded by the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources and the Wisconsin chapterof the Telephone Pioneers of America, a philanthropic organization. Reservations for the cabin are being accepted for occupancy beginning] July 1,1991. The rate is $30.00per night Campers who want to use the cabin will be asked to complete a Cabin Campsite Reservation Form and forward the application to Mirror Lake State Park. An application form is available at most state park offices, district headquarters or by writing: Cabin Campsite Reservation Form Department of Natural Resources Box 7921 Madison,WI53703-7921 Phone: (608)266-2181 MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! Meachem Rd Racine Ranger, Page 12 News May 2,1991 Graduate business program revised Press Release Revisions in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside graduate business program designed to improve the preparation of graduates for broad-based business management were announced by Beverlee Anderson, dean of the School of Business, Tuesday. Coursework leading to the masterof business degree (MBA) will provide study in all functional areas of business, preparing graduates for general management responsibilities. Courses will be offered in the evening on a regular schedule, enabling working professionals to complete an MBA in a minimum of three years. "We have made significant changes in the master's of business administration program," Anderson said. "The changes will improve the accessibility, consistency and overall quality of the graduate business degree at UW-Parkside. All revisions are consistent with curriculum standards of the American Assembly of Collegiate Schools of Business." The revisions are the result of a two-year comprehensive study by the university's business faculty with input by the Community Business Advisory Board. "Incorporating advice from local business leaders, we are confident we have a graduate business program that will provide a greater service to the business community and our student constituents," Anderson said. Program revisions include a more concentrated array of business classes in the areas of accounting, management, economics, finance, marketing and organizational behavior. The revisions provide a standardized curriculum that is in line with the broad-based nature of MBA programs at most other institutions, according to Ronald Singer, chair of accounting, finance and information systems, and chair of the MBA Committee. "The core curriculum will offer students graduate coursework in all functional areas of business and provide a rotation of courses on a regular schedule allowing the working professional realistic graduation timelines," Singer said. "We've reduced the number of electives offered, providing greater focus on competencies reflective of a generalized MBA. Fmthennore, the revisions will help insure that all students of the program have common competencies going into the core curriculum." The broad-based program consists of a core of nine courses,; (27 hours). Core courses will be offered during each academic year—four in one semester, five in the other. Elective courses win also be offered during the summer session. Graduate students will choose; two elective courses, out of the ten offered on a rotating basis. All ten electives will be offered during a two year cycle. If two classes are taken each semester, and all prerequisites are met, the program can be completed in three years. Other revisions include additional refinements in course prerequisites through undergraduate : coursework and/or competency : tests in the six functional business areas. According to Anderson, students with an undergraduate degree in business will have satisfied most prerequisites. Students currently enrolled in the business administration program will not be required to take additional credit hours and will be able to complete their degrees without interruption. Bastille Day Bastille Day is coming May 8th! Heads will roll in the name of Liberie, Egalite and Fratemite! Sponsored by the Club for International Affairs, The Parkside History Society, and L'Alliance des Amis (French Club), an attempt to create interaction between faculty and students by using historical references combined with entertainment. At noon on Wednesday the 8th, students will meet at the Union Bridge to begin their march to Main Place demanding justice and freedom! At Main Place, the ruling aristocracy, graciously impersonated by our volunteer faculty members, will provide entertainment as they are given a public trial. An auction will begin for the right to carry out their sentences. The highest bid from the audience wins with proceeds collected by our own visiting executioner. This mock re-creation of the French Revolution and ensuing Reign of Terror is an effort to relieve tension just before finals as well as allow faculty and students to enjoy a bit of comraderie as the semester ends. If you know of a professor whom you feel would enjoy volunteering as a member of the aristocracy or the revolutionaries, please feel free to contact any of the sponsoring clubs through the S.O.C. office in WLLC. Costumes welcome, but not required. Come and relive the French Revolution and bid to carry out the sentence on your favorite or maybe not so favorite professor! Adult open house Interested in going to college for either personal enrichment or to expand your career objectives? Adults interested in exploring a college education are encouraged to attend an "Adult Open House" Thursday, May 9, here at the University. The event will be held from 6:30 to 8:30pm in Union 104. The program is open to individuals who have never attended college or those who have completed some college and are interested in obtaining a degree. The program will cover financial assistance programs, full-time or part-time study option and evening or day class scheduling. Parkside staff will be available to answer questions and help with the application process. John Buenker, chair of Parkside's History department and the 1990 Wisconsin Professor of the Year, will be one of the featured presenters. He will discuss his experience with adult students and their educational needs and contributions. Alumni and current adult students also will discuss their university experiences in juggling family, work, and school obligations. A tour of the campus will also be offered. For more information, call the Admissions Office at 553-2355, Monday through Friday from 8 am to4:30 pm. Pre-registration is encouraged but not required. Inventive presentations make math a memorable moment for many . . . « • a . • « « i 4 L ! - 1 * ^ a m » k A . . . . by Mona Shannon . I l l « L . . . J . ! * . 1 * L « . . feature writer Many people believe that anyone seriously interested in math must be a serious and therefore boring person. Math Professor Thomas Fournelle could change their minds about that. He takes math seriously, but often with a sense of humor. When he was asked to participate in a program at The Prairie School in Racine, he arrived on stage in the persona of Professor Bubble. Wearing a lab coat and rubber gloves, he carried a bottle of glycerine, which he uses for making bubbles. He told the audience it was the most volatile substance on earth —one slip and the whole building would be destroyed. He then tripped and fell, screaming into the wireless mike. After explaining that it was only a joke, he blew huge bubbles and explained that the bubbles try to close but can' t because of the air inside. That is why they form a sphere. To demonstrate, he made all the Prairie School math teachers line up on stage, then he put a rope around them and pulled it tight forcing them into a circle. To the delight of the students, he left the teachers tied up. Fournelle uses humor in his classes at Parkside, but only when it helps to make things clearer for the students. He says the most important thing about teaching mathematics is to explain so that the students can understand it This often requires repeating something several times, until the students grasp it Humor helps hold the student's attention. Fournelle is doing research in group theory. His research involves looking for very basic explanations for complex phenomena. He finds this carries over into the classroom, and he tries to find new and simple ways to explain math to his students. He starts each year fresh; he doesn't use the same notes from year to year. In fact, he usually doesn't use notes at all Fomelle's students like his classes. Initially, they will say that his classes are easier, but on second thought, they will realize that they work very hard in his classes. Then comes the recognition that his classes only seem easier because he explains things very clearly. It is important to Fournelle that students understand math so that they can make an informed decision about whether it will be a part of their lives. "These classes are keys thatopen doors for people. The idea is to make those keys accessible to the students. When they are done with the class, I say here is this key." It is the student's decision whether or not to use the key. "If they are not interested in math and they understand it, fine. If they're not interested in it just because they can't do it, then they are not really making a free choice. I want to give them an opportunity to make a free choice." Math is not Fournelle's only interest. He enjoys playing the blues and early rock-and-roll on his neon green electric guitar. As a graduate student, he wrote a song about the math department with one verse for each member of the department He says he hasn't done that at Parkside. Last year he participated in the silent auction held to raise money for science scholarships. He proffered his winning bid in a performance of 'The Cheesecake Blues." Of course, he was bidding on a cheesecake. May 2,1991 News Ranger, Page 13 PSGA "Outstanding Delegation of the Year" Latesha N. Jude egation who shows leadershipa nd News Writer The Parkside S tuden t Government Association was named the "Outstanding Delegation of the Year" during the monthly meeting of the United Council in April "The PSGA delegation went above and beyond the normal call of duty in participating in activities of the UC," Brenda Leahy, current president of UC, said. "UWParkside involvement was exceptional this year." Members of PSGA honored were former Vice-President Chris Daniel-Directors' Committee, Legislative Chair and Senator of PSG A-Tobin Lindbolm, and Senator George Olson for Legislative Affairs Committee, Senators of PSGA- Latesha N. Jude and Thad Jensen for President's Committee, Senators Jill Jensen and ChairR ika Morishita for Women's Affairs Committee. The honor recognizes the delextraordinary contributions for work with UC. These are some members of the delegation who had nearly perfect attendance throughout the year. The group was also commended for their participation i n the United States Student Association Conference held in Washington D.C. in March. UW-Parkside students attending were Eric Bovee, Daniel, Jude, Linbolm, and Morishita. At this conference, students from throughout the country discussed the Reauthorization Act, which affects p roper loan-grant balance, special services, adequate policy and information dissemination on student aid, needs of middleincome students, elimination of student aid fees, and elimination of linkage of extraneous requirements to student aid. Simplification of the application processes, college work-study improvements, elimination of delayed disbursement of student loans, penalities for the working students, and others. The delegates also lobbied the issues to numerous congressmen and senators while attending the conference. In addition, Daniel was named as the "Outstanding Committee Member in the Director's Committee." He was cited for his extensive work «i UC issues. UC is the voice of the students within the University of Wisconsin System. Each month, schools send delegations to discuss activities of their campus and issues regarding the UW System before the State Legislature. Meetings rotate to a different campus each month. UW System schools are also encouraged to send a minimum of seven delegates to each meeting. Delegates are usually chaipersons of such committees as Academic Affairs, Directors, Legislative Affairs, Minority Actions, Presidents, Shared Governance, and Women's Affairs. Workshop set for renters The Office ofResidence Life wiD be sponsoring a Fair Housing Workshop on May 10th at 12noon in Rm.207of the Uni ver-; sity Union. The workshop will feature Ema Bosemonte of the Racine Fair Housing Program. Issues to be discussed include how to protect yourself from housing discrimination, what to do if you think you have been discriminated against, and legal obligations of the tenant and landlord, i The workshop will be of par- | ticular benefit to the first-time renter, many who experience discrimination and/or landlord-tenant conflicts. Most discrimination and landlord-tenant conflicts are the result of tenants not knowing the legal rights and responsibilities of both themselves and the landlards. Ifa lease has already been signed, renters will benefit from the workshop by le arning their legal rights and responsibilities entailed. For further information regarding the Fair Housing Workshop or rental units in the Kenosha and Racine areas, contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UWParkside Housing Office (553- 2320). Walter named president of United Council Latesha N. Jude News Writer Lance Walter, former Legislative Affairs director for United Council (UC), was named president of UC during the organization's April meeting held at the University of Wisconsin- Marathon in Wausau. Walter, of St. Paul, Minnesota, defeated David Jacobs of UW-Green Bay and Tim Roelling from Superior. Walter's appointment is effective May 1 and runs through the 1991-1992 academic year. He intends to make his term productive by working closely with students and state government bodies.'! plan to unify students and direct our energies toward a more directed lobby effort at the Legislature and the Board ofRegents," Walter said. "The reason people elect a president for UC is because they need a person with the experience to get things done. They want a person who must work for results." UC, formed in 1960, is the state association for students in the UW System and is one oft he largest student research and lobbying groups in the nation. Walter, a 1989 Marketing graduate of UW-Eau Claire has been involved with UC since 1990, when he was named legislative affairs director. In 1988, he was elected vice president of the organization. During his involvement with UC, Walter has been involved with several legislative bills. He worked on the passage of Act 98, a bill allowing 20 year-olds to rent motel rooms. He also was involved with the passing of Wisconsin ACT 177, formerly called AB 431. This bill mandates that the UW System provide information and statistics on the number of sexual assaults and harassments thattookplaceon campus, as well as information about what to do if you are assaulted and harrassed, such as where to go. Most importantly, the bill provides a definition of sexual assault The bill has to be distributed in written and oral form during all Freshmen Orientations and it has to be given out to all students and faculty every year. "Lance should do a wondeful job," Brenda Leahy, out-going UC president said. "He has experience working with UC and will be able to get things done since he is famflar with the systems. He also has a good reputation for working with students and that will be a great asset for the work UC needs to do in the upcoming year." HEALTHY BENEFITS FOR HEALTH CAREMBAS. Enjoy excellent salary and benefits working with a worldwide health care system. Discover an environment where the needs of the patient-not costs of treatment-come first. Experience the rewards of being a commissioned Air Force officer, plus advanced education, medical/dental care, 30 days vacation with pay each year and much more. Call USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS COLLECT (414) 291-9475 Cast le Lanes 633-1199 Meal Plan Participants Bulk Food Purchases are Available for Students with Excess Meal Cards Call 553-2601 for more info: • 5 Lighted Courts • Club Jesters Beach Bar • Wooden Viewing Deck • End of Season Beach Party Sink your toes in over 800 tons of beach sand at Racines only Beach Volleyball facility. CoEd, Mens, Ladies and junior leagues now forming. Sign Up Now for a Summer of fun under the sunt Cast le Lanes 633-1 199 .J Ranger, Page 14 Feature May 2,1991 IBM Volunteer of the Week Reoben Pohna is a sophomore ig in Psychology and So- In January of 1990, Reuben enrolled in the Student Community Service Program and began volunteering in the Kenosha area. He helped an olds Hispanic person improve her English skills and he worked with de velopmentally disabled clients in a workshop setting. Reuben's most current placement, and most rewarding, is being a friend to a boy from a single parent home through the Kinship organization. He was matched with Tommy last November and has become his good friend. They spent approximately three hours a week together except during spring break,^when they metdaily to build a model car for a scouting project Diane Solberg, Kinship Director, is quite satisfied with Reuben's performance. She stated, "I am very pleased with Reuben's involvement in Kinship. He is doing a fine job." Reuben h as volunteered a total of 115 hours. Far out days Reuben Polina Kenosha's Newest & Ho ttest Bar & Res taurant Catering to the College Crowd Remember the Beach Party zvith the Surf Boys celebrate the end of the school year Prizes! - Giveaways! May 16th Attend a special benefit party for Nadine Rittaca Reindel who is in need of a bone marrow transplant $3.00 donation Live Entertainment from 2 bands! May 5 from 2:00 - 6:00 free beer and raffle! 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 by Moss When I was in 2nd grade, my family and I movedt o al ittle town in the Rockies. I started in the middle of the year at a new school I was from the city and I had a lot to learn about the country. I was in a place where the hip things in life were pick-up trucks, horses, rodeos, guns, and of course, cowboy hats. I was not used to this style of life. But little did I know that I was going to learn quickly. First days at new schools are always freaky. You never know what will happen and th e strange things always seem to take control And if you've moved around you know what I'm talking about, and believe me, you never get used to going to a new school for the first day. But, (compared to other first days of my past) my first day went relatively fine. I decided who I wanted to hang out with and who I wanted to find out more about. I found out who was the tough guy to stay away from and I found out what teachers were pushovers. (The tough kid, by the way, was a bully who really belonged in 4th grade. He was said to be tough because he broke the teacher'se raser in half. I told everybody that it didn't take any strength whatsoever to break an eraser. Well, the word spread around that the new kid thought that he was the toughest guy in school so the big hulking flunky greeted me the next morning with h is fist, landing a solid punch in my face. So I beat the crap out of him and neither he, nor anybody else, ever gave me a hard time at that school (So the second day didn't go over so well with the administration, but let's back up again to the first day.) I was feeling confident that I had made a good first impression as I stepped onto the bus slotted to take me home. (Little did I know that the next day's fight was already being plannedatthatmoment. And I soon learned how f ast information can be passed around In the most twisted and warped ways possible.) I felt good and somewhat comfortable around my n ew surroundings. I was quickly adjusting to the new accent that I heard twang from everyone's mouth. My new residence was a mere five miles from school and my ride was almost over. The school bus was quickly approaching my house, but the driver did not slow down. I began to sweat a little. The driver had forgotten about me. "This is my stop!" I stated. The bus kept hauling down the road. "Stop! I live here!" I began wondering if the driver was going to kidnap all the kids on the bus and bury them alive in the coal mine down the road. Whoosh! The bus whizzed past my house. My life was fleeting before my eyes, and I was too young tod ie. Butnoother kids were panicking and they seemed to ignore my distress. "Stop! Please! Stop! I live back there!" I shouted. There was no response. I wonderedi f I was to ever see my dirt bike again (my only prized possession). My thoughts raced. What was I to do? Should I sneak forward and clobber the driver with my books to stop the bus? Should I just ride the thing out? No way. I was getting off, there were no two ways about it I remembered where I was, in the country, in the mountains. I was no longer in the city. Things were different here and something clicked in my brain. A door opened to a little room in my brain. I remembered what life was all about here, like pick-up trucks, horses, rodeos, guns, and of course, cowboy hats. "Whoa!" I commanded and fell forward in my seat as the bus screeched to a halt Everyone's eyes were upon me. I hads uddenly broken through the barrier. I hopped off die bus and walked the half mile the driver had overshot Anytime life is going too fast or that things are out of control and someone is pushing you over the edge; do what I do. Pull the reins and shout ina deep voice", Whoa!" Community Service Announcements HELP PREVENT HEART ATTACKS AND STROKES. Become a Blood Pressure Screener-Technician for St Mary's Health Care Charitable Foundation. Volunteer monthly or more. Training May 14,16and21 from 6 00-9:00 PM. Must attend all three sessions. See Carol in the Career Center or call Julie Dickert - 636-4363. BE A FRIEND OF THE DISABLED. Female student interested in gaining experience working with disabled may consider this request 32 year old woman needs companion/ friend to visit by telephone and in person. DD client works in community, loves people, enjoys shopping, riding bicycles, and going to movies. See two times monthly and visit weekly. Ask Carol Engberg for more information. Call 553-2011. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SHELTERS NEED YOUR HELP. Kenosha and Racine area agencies use volunteers to answer crisis lines, escort women to court and housing search, and provide structured activities for children. Day or night placements available. Training available. See Carol in Career Center or call Beverly - 652-1846 in Kenosha or Amanda - 633-3274 Racine. SERVE AS GUARDIAN TO INCOMPETENT PERSON. Kenosha and Racine agencies will train you to make decisions on behalf of an elderly, mentally ill or a developmentally disabled person. Volunteer must be mature, dependable, and committed to helping someone. This position is very important, rewarding, and has flexible hours. Call volunteer office - 553-2011. For more information, contact Carol in the Career Center between 8:00- 12:00 or call 553-2011. May 2,1991 Entertainment Ranger, Page 15; > 1 he Week at Parkside UW-Parkside's Jazz Ensemble to perform SATURDAY. MAY 4 •' • . •' , . . ' : . " ; • , .. . . : • •: ; v. • • • • V ' , ! • • ' . • • '• ' ' '• : CAB-H&, ' - .. , MUSIC: Parkside Jazz Hasetnble, CART Theatre, & prtu f j illlllisHllllllI • - •. • 3, neoa, fg| I : : • : , " • : ' ' iWPON:CONCRRT-SKRiESj'--'Facu]ty Artist Ned/a SUNDAY, MAY 12 THE END {MAY 17 & IS) MAY- 17; musical eftiertainniejtit by Ghost Dance and Java MAY 18; entertainment will be provided by Werfd Order and Exotic $4 per day or $6 fore weekend pass. All defects will be 55 at thedoor. FAIR HOUSING WORKSHOP •Learn to protect yourself from rental discrimination. •Learn what to do if you think you have been discriminated against. •Learn the legal rights of Tenants and Landlords. MAY 10. 1991 12noon-lPM UNION Rm. 207 Sponsored by: Racine fair Housing Progra# & UW-P arkside Housing. compiled by Dawn Mafland Entertainment Editor The Parkside Jazz Ensemble will perform at 8 pm, Tuesday, May 7, in the Communication Arts Theatre. Accompanying the ensemble will be Frank Man tooth, pianist, composer and arranger. Admission for the concert is $2 for senior citizens/students and $5 for the general public. Man tooth, of Oak Park, IL, released his first album "Suite Tooth" in 1990. The album met with critical acclaim and Grammy nominations in three categories. Mantooth's recently released second album "Persevere" features jazz artists Clark Terry and Pete Cristlieb. He also just finished a one-year residency as interim director of Jazz Studies at DePaul University in Chicago. Recent writing commissions are from "Doc" Severinsen and drummer/bandleader Louie Bellson. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble will perform a plethora of selections including "Blues for Youse," "Dead Ringer," both by Mike Steinel; "Quality Time,"by Charles Gray; "Out on a Whim," by Mike Tomaro; and "Cut to Paste," by Doug Beach. Mantooth's selections to be performed will include "White Pontiac," "Young and Foolish,"; "Slow Darrein'" and "Soon It's Going to Rain." All year long, the Jazz Ensemble has been performing excellent concerts at Pakside. Thisisthe last one of the year, so don't miss this opportunity to hear a talented' bunch of performers. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble is directed by Timothy Bell, associate professor of music. For more details about the concert or the music program, contact the Music Department at 553-2457. Horn soloist to play with UW-P Wind Ensemble Press Release Horn soloist David Babock will join the Parkside Wind Ensemble for a joint concert with the University of Wisconsin Parkside Community Band on Thursday, May 9, in the Communication Arts Theater. The concert is scheduled at 8 pm. General admission is $4.00. students, faculty, staff, and senior admission is $2.00. David Babcock will perform W.A. Mozart's 3rd Horn Concerto in Eb, K.447 with the Parkside Wind Ensemble. Since 1972, Mr. Babcock has served as Associate Principal Horn of Die Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, and he also performs as Principal Horn of Chicago's Grant Park Symphony Orchestra. Previously, Mr. Babcock was Associate Principal Hom of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, Principal Horn of the Oregon Symphony, and Principal Horn of the New Orleans Symphony Orchestra. Die Parkside Wind Ensemble will also perform Allerseelen (All Souls Day) by Richard Strauss and Danses Sacred and Profane by California composer, William Hill. The UW-Parkside Community Band will perform Savannah River, Holiday by Ron Nelson, Armenian Dances by Aram Khachaturian and two Symphonic Songs by Robert Russell Bennett. The two ensembles will combine for a finale that includes Mars, BringerofWarfrom the Planets by Gustav Hoist, and Marc he Militaire Francaise by Camille Saint-Saens. Both ensembles are conducted by Mark Eichner, a UW-Parkside Associate Professor of Music. 99' Play Ball19 9 Register to win two tickets to the Brewers vs. White Sox at the New Comiskey Park on Sat. July 10th at 7 pm Ten winners will be drawn May 10. Home juice ftOWOA-8 StAl OF APPTOVAt Sponsored by PFM, Florida Dept. of Citrus and Home Juice. Toplaca classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room D139C in the Wyilie Library/Learning Center, next to the CoffceShoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkstde students are 25* per week run. All classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following week. No refunds. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 20 Thursday, February 28,1991 Math controversy continues by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "The end of the story is that Math 016 is no longeracoursc.and Math 101 has taken its place," explained Laura Gellott, Associate Vice Chancellor of Undergraduate Studies. According to Gellott, the new policy for Math 101, which was passed in November, allows 4 credits toward graduation, whereas Math 016 was a 4 credit class that didn't count toward graduation. The UW-Systcm put together a task force a couple of years ago to review all the basic competencies, including remedial math and English. "Their conclusion was that Math 016 should be a col lege level class and should receive four credits," said Gellott. After a committee appointed by UW-Parksidc's Academic Policy Committee reviewed the task force's evaluation, they made the same recommendation to UWParksidc's Math Department as ht e task force did. After passing the new math Laura Gellott policy, the math department decided that it should go into effect in the Fall of 1991, but then it was decided that since it was already passed, to put the new policy in effect as soon as possible. Thus, they then decided to begin Math 101 in the Spring of 1991. "This way wc will have fewer unhappy people," said Gellott "Wc knew there was going to be an abundance of students wanting retroactive credits for taking the class in the pasL" "Unhappy" are UW-Parkside students who feel that four credits represent a lot of money to waste on no-graduation credits, but know they arc now counting toward graduation. UW-Parkside Student Government Association is circulating petitons around the university for students to sign who have taken Math 016 in the past and feel they should receive retroactive credits toward graduation. Bill Horner, PSGA President states, "If we can gel 2.000or more signatures, I'll personally hand deliver the petitions to thegovernor." According to Gel lot, because of the sudden change to get Math 101 in effect in the Spring, they were unable to get new books, so students arc using the same book as 016studentsused. New books will be ordered for Fall of 1991. "The topics might not change, but work expectations will be difContinued on Page 13 Campus police under investigation by Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside's Campus Police are being reviewed by a consultant that Sheila Kaplan. UWParkside Chancellor, has invited to examine the relationship between Campus Police and UW-Parkside minority students. According to Kaplan, there has been concern, mainly on the part of African Americans students, particular those living at the Residence Hall Complex, that there is a growing racial tension between minority students and UWParksidc Campus Police. UW-Parkside students believe that they have been unfairly stereotyped and have been the subject of harassment and disproportionate punitive action by Campus Police. Lt. Johnny Wilson, who belongs to the Madison Police Department, will be conducting the "Program Review of Campus Police" in which he will prepare an independent report for the Chancellor. Wilson will review and comment on the following issues: 1. Are Campus Police policies and procedures in accordance with the appropriate state laws and regulations? 2. Does the working relationship between Campus Police and the Student Life Staff contribute to the resolution of student disciplinary problems in the best possible manner? Should specific policies and procedures be developed to formalize the relationship between the two groups? In what areas should policies be crafted? 3. Are Campus Police policies and procedures implemented differentially in relation to majority and minority students? 4. What is Campus Police's current awareness and understanding of cultural di fferences and what additional training effort and interventions are needed? 5. What is the quality of interLt. Johnny Wilson action and communication between Campus Police and the residence hall student, minority or majority? What kinds of programs might be developed to improve communication? What action should the University take to improve this relationship? Continued on Page 14 Davies visits campus Ranger photo by Gary Worthara |gj Niki Olyaniyi Davies, batik artist and; clothing designer, has been displaying examples of artwork, cultural views, and personal insights this month at UW-Parkside. See page 14 for related story. Teaching Excellence awards Nominations for the 1990- 91 Teaching Excellence Awards |1| ;OQW! being f§gj theg (Teach ing^lExceUence; Awards^ ; 1|§ The awardsareprcsentedan- g nually to tip to two faculty memgi bcrs who have demonstrated .out*] standing classroom abtfity ovcrg toe lastjfear.; ; ' •;gg$tudents ra^TOminateto^? faculty /member,,citing their ra*f tionalc lor the nomination on thtig .Forms will be accepted until Friday, March 15th. They can be returned to anyg'of the aboVeotg fices, In addition tostudentnomiContinued on Page 12 nomination-pinns, : which are : available/wt^c TSGA offi#- (WLLC D* 137), the Range r ojffice <WLLC:p:.139), the Library/ Learning Center, toe, Union & formation Center, the Advising= Cebtor, theofficeoi the Secretary :pf thO Faculty, Md all school of? .fices. i| itiii Inside... Editorial Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 By Any Means Page 4 Dining out Page 6 Sports Page 7 Health News Page 11 This Week Page 12 Life after UW-P...Page 15 Classifieds Page 16 'Ranger. Page 2 Editorial February 28.1991 Letters to the Editor Reader wants recycling bins To the Editor: Since the welcome introduction of canned juices for sale from the machines east of theCoffce Shoppc, I hope that we will also soon have a receptacle for that recyclable aluminum. Chris Kacmarcik To the Editor As a black American. 1 am enraged at the thought of Black History Month. After all. Black History Month is in February, and February is the shortest month of the year. In my opinion, this is an attempt to short black Americans out of a full month of their history. Another thing that angers me is why only one month. You could never learn enough about black history in one month. After all Africans were the first inhabitants of this planet; forget that Adam and Eve garbage. Also, a month that is supposed to be for black history is sure filled with a lot of White American days. For instance, President's Day, Lincoln and Washington's birthday, all in the same month. I cannot recall a black man ever being President and there are no black American holidays in this month. My solution to this problem is simple. Give black Americans a full month to celebrate, a month like January. Not only a month with 31 days, but also our only black holiday is in that month. But, as it is now Black History Month is a joke. I will never celebrate While History year and Black History Month. Even though this is the last week of the so-called Black History Month, I'm one black man that is glad it's over. Peace to the Middle EasL P.S. Malcolm X's birthday should also be a national holiday. Sincerely, Kevin C. Williams Founder of the Fade Coalition of America From the desk of the Editor Once again, UW-Parkside's radio station is on the air. The station has changed its call letters back to WLBR (low budget radio). The radio station will be broadcasting from the second floor of the Union until June, and then it will broadcast from anew location in the recreation center. The station has made several unsucccsful attempts to stay on the air, but new management, which was recently selected by a sub-committee of SOC, has already shown that they are serious about running the station. The station was first proposed as WLBR by Alex Pettit, who was president of PSG A during the 1987-88 academic year. Since then, it has been a thorn in the side for all parties involved in trying to run it. Shortly after it started broadcasting in June of 1988, PSGA shut it down. There were a few reasons for this: first, the radio station committee didn't submit a list of written rules and guidelines, and second, PSGA senate intern Dan Pcrrault, who was station manager, was censured by then-President Jay Lewandowski and Vice-President Ross Pettit for dereliction of duty and misappropriation of funds. Then in February of 1990, and after two shutdowns^ excutive action was taken by PSGA to lock up the doors on the station that now called itself WZRX, because large amounts of materials were missing. This was the third time that WZRX had to be reorganized, and something had to be done to solve the dilemma of the station. In March of 1990, PSGA passed their headache over to the Student Organizations Council. Teresa Harris, then station manager, was highly recommended to head the station operations because of her previous radio station experience. Harris didn't do much for the radio station and finally resigned from her position after being nonexistent on campus for several months. After spending several thousand dollars rewiring the station and for other expenses, it would have been a disappointment if the station didn't have another chance. Well, SOC recently formed a sub-committee and picked a new group of students to run the station. This needed to be done a long time ago. You get absolutely nowhere when you have the same group of students trying unsuccessfully to accomplish something that they attempted to do before to no avail. The newly elected executive committee of the radio station has done more in the past two weeks than all previous management put together. The radio station has some credibility to establish before they will broadcast at any location besides the recreation center. It would be nice if they could be wired into Union Square, but contractual agreements with entertainment vendors would prohibit them from broadcasting there. Eventually, if the station becomes popular, maybe the Union will override the stipulations in the contract and let them broadcast in the Square. Because of the diverse group of students attending UW-Parkside, it will probably be impossible to ever broadcast in the cafeteria. Satisfying everyone's diverse tastes in music would be as difficult as offering a menu that everyone liked. If the station really becomes popular, maybe they could start broadcasting in the resident halls. The station has a ol t to prove to the UW-Parkside comm unity. But with a new group of hard working students they should be able to do a lot of proving in a little period of time. Go out and forget all the negative feedback you may have heard about the station and support these students. They're doing a great job and all deserve a pat on the back. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha. Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor G wen eve re Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyrc Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kahl Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Advertising Manager Terri Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla Photo Editor Sunni Bceck Photographers Todd Coers Kurt Geilfuss Gary Wortham Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R. Grundbcrg Chris Ingram Glen Kelly General Staff: Anhold, Chris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra ? Lalesha J ude ' Cabe Kluka, Susan Luepkcs, Ncwcomb, Mona Shannon, KimTenere,h ' Dav,d VmChris Toliver, Chris Daniel. February 28,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate P.A.R.A. Club takes to the skies in force over Omro by Donald R. Andrewski On the evening of 23 February I arrived home from work at approximately 2200 Hours. I was too wired to go to sleep even though I had to wake up a few hours later. The following moming we were to go skydiving. The Weather Channel offered no information on what the weather would be like. After packing my lunch, I drove out to Parkside. 1 walked to the bus only to find more than half of the people already aboard. I loved all of that enthusiasm. After a roll call and brief spiel about safety, the bus left the Union and we began our pilgrimage north to Omro, WI. As we cruised the Interstate through Milwaukee, we encountered some snow flurries. This caused a minor flap among some folks who were afraid that they would not get a chance to jump. I reminded them that Omro is about 120 miles north of Racine and that any weather we get is already through the Oshkosh area. We arrived at the drop zone (DZ)at07:30. The"newbies",still groggy from a two hour bus trip and a few hours of sleep the night before, shuffled into the classroom area to begin almost five hours of pre-jump instruction. Although not mandatory for us repeat jumpers, we all took the sport seriously enough to sit in on some of the lectures while we waited for the flight ere w to prepare the planes for our jumps. Scott Pias and myself reviewed procedures in the hangar, where we met Jpaul, a fellow jumper from Chicago. Jpaul had his own suit and helmet, which sported a thirty-six inch pheasant feather. The flight crew from the DZ advised him to remove the feather, jokingly reminding him that the wind will carry him over the gun club and that the feather might attract some ground fire from some triggerhappy hunter. I was the first to jump for the day, and once again, I was under my beloved canopy in the clear blue skies over Omro. This was the first time I jumped in the winter, and everything had a black and white hue. This is totally in contrast to the multi-colored landscape prevalent in summer, yet the view was as breathtaking as usual. As I c ircled overhead, trying to get my bearings and looking for the DZ, my eyes focused on an obnoxiously neon pink object in the snow. This was the hat worn by my radioman, Bruce Everard. I was amazed that I couldn't see the bus we rode up in but I could see that damned pink hat standing out like an outhouse in the fog. Perhaps he wore it for its "beacon effect". Bruce is a former Racine native who now leaches at the Fox ValleyTechnicalCollegeand helps out at the the DZ. With over a thousand jumps to his credit, Bruce frequently works as a jumpmaster for Accelerated Free Fall, or AFF. Once I landed and turned in my chute, I watched Scott and then Jpaul drift to earth. By this time, the "newbies" were receiving their instructions in the hangar. I ate my lunch as the others nervously asked me what it was like. Though I am known to conjure up a morbid sense of humor on occasion, I decided to play it straight and give an accurate report to all inquirers. By the time I was done with my report, these people were really fired up to go, and any semblance of nervousness vanished. The newbies divided up into eleven lift groups, three jumpers per plane. In addition to this, three people opted for AFF. Two of them had the experience videotaped, and we are trying to secure copies to show to interested parties at one of our subsequent club meetings. With only a few minor delays, the entire operation went rather smoothly. Unfortunately, the last six jumpers had their lifts canceled at sunset. I felt bad about that, since sunset is my favorite time to jump. We are working out a means to get these people up for their jumpsAll in all, the P.A.R.A. Skydiving Club's first Parachuting Expedition was a success. Everyone had a great time and a lot of hard core bom-again super hoo-ah airborne people eagerly asked when we arc going again. I wish to thank Bill and Donna Hasenfus from Para-Naut Skydiving School for the professionalism of their crew, which made the day both pleasurable and memorable. Thanks to the folks in Union 209, especially Carole Girsch who had the maddening task of keeping the paperwork straight. Finally, thanks to Dan DcBcarc for all of the help in organizing this project. He helped with poster making and hanging, calling people and handing out literature. We could not have done it without his help. As for the rest of you, keep watching for posters, flyers or ads in the Ranger club listings. We'll keep you posted. Keep smiling and keep jumping! Parkside Student Government Association Elections scheduled for March By George Yee PSGA Senator As some of you have noticed, the elections for student government arc coming up. You may just say "big deal," but it is a very "big deal." Well, if you feel like you're up to it, get involved. Parkside Student Government Association is holding its Spring election, and the positions now open are for President, Vice President, and 9 Senate seats. Student government is a good place to leam about campus activities and how the University of Wisconsin-Parkside is run. It's also very beneficial if you are looking to seek a career in politics and government As of Monday, February 25, there were only five applications taken for these eleven offices. This seems to point out a lack of participation by the student body. What do we have to do to get some of you people off your backs and involved, not just in PSGA, but in all of the other clubs and organizations on campus? It does not take all that much time to put in a couple of office hours, and then every Friday at noon, we have a senate meeting. Now if you can't run for an office, you should at least take the time and effort to cast your vote on March 13 and 14. Maybe some of you haven't realized that the two top positions of Student Government are up for election. The President and Vice President arc the highest elected officials on campus, and it's the highest positions for a person in the student body. The senate seats arc almost like an entry level position and you will be trained and directed in procedures. So don't be afraid of joining just because you don't know how to do anything; we will teach you everything you need to know. Student government represents all of you, and if you feel like you're not part of the program, run for an office and you just might be surprised and win. By the time this article is printed, it will be too late to file for a candidate petition, but you will be able to run for election as a write-in candidate. So even if you can't find the time or you're just not interested in Student Government, don't forget to vote on March 13 and 14. ANNOUNCEMENTS MEETINGS: Committee on Teaching - Thur., 2/28/91,12:30 pm in Moln D-131. Committee on Campus Environment - Fri., 3/1/91, 9:00 am, Moln D-131. Awards & Ceremonies Committee - Fri., 3/1/91, 11:00 am, Moln-275 University Committee - Thursday, Thur. ,2/28/91,2:00 pm, Moln-D131. Special Senate Meeting on Wed., 2/26/91, 3:00 pm. to approve Segregated Fees Budget. Women's Affairs Committee -3/5/91,2:30 pm,Moln-116 Legislative Affairs Committee - 2/28/91, Thur., 12:30 pm. PSGA Office. Petition being circulated for signatures regarding credit for Math-016 in PSGA, Women's Center, PASA Offices. Senate meeting minutes Call to order 12:06 LRoll call : A. Senators: Schuh, Yee, J Jensen. TJensen, E Jensen, Sikora, Bovee, Jude, Kadolph(K), Lindblom(U), Olson, Riccio, Simpkins, RosierfU), Finch. II.MotionJude/Bovee 2/22/91 :To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 10-0-2 III.President's Report (Horner) A.Reviscd budget presented to the Senate B.Michclle Lindren approval for the Judicial Branch. Motion by E. Jensen/Riccio Passes 12-0-0. Motion to take a formal oral vote. By Riccio/Finch. Passes 10-2-0 IV.Vice President's Report (Daniel) no report V.Pro-Temp Report (Schuh) A. Article for the Ranger March 7, will be EJcnscn. VLReport of SUFAC - TJensen, call of a meeting on Monday to do further review of budgets. 3:00pm VII.Women's Affairs - Resolutions 91-05, and 91-06 Passes 12-0-1 (91-05) Passes 10-1-2 (91-06) Meeting - March 5,1:30 .MOLN 116 VIII.New Business - Resolution 91-07, on the smoking policy Sikora/EJensen Passes 7-2-3 IX.Announcements - Election Packets arc due Feb.27 at noon. X.Motion to adjourn EJensen/ Sikora 2/22/91 Passes 12-0-0 Adjourned 12:37 A vote of appreciation for the SUFAC Committee and the difficult work they have had to accomplish - Thad Jensen, George Yee, Latesha Jude, Mario Riccio, Chris Kenth, Suzanne Larson, Jill Jensen, and Tobin Lindblom. A special thanks to the following individuals for their assistance: Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, Bill Homer, Vice-Chancellor Gary Grace, Campus Comptroller Dave Holle, Dean of Students Steve McLaughlin, and Assistant Diane Welsh, and also all of the SUFAC funded organizations for their cooperation in the budget process. Ranger. Page 4 Local art teachers to ex Opinion libit their talents at uw-Parkside By &ny means neccessary In an effort to highlight the talents of local elementary and secondary art teachers from both Kenosha and Racine, the University of Wisconsin-Parksidc Art Department has organized two separate exhibitions of their creative work. Each show will display a diverse mix of artistic media. including ceramics, printing, sculpture, weaving, stained glass, photography, and computer art. The "Kenosha Unified School District Art Faculty Exhibit" will be held Feb. 28 - Mar. 14, and will include the work of about35 teachers. A free public reception will be held on Sun., Mar. 3, from 1-3 pm in the Parkside Art Gallery. The "Racine Unified School District Art Faculty Exhibit" will be held Mar. 24 - Apr. 5, and will feature the work of about 40 teachers. A free public reception will be held from 1 - 3pm on Sun., Mar. 24, in the gallery. Both receptions are being sponsored by the UW-Parksidc Art Department, the Regional Staff Development Center, and the Kenosha and Racine Unified School Districts. Dennis Bayuzick, Assoc iatc Professor of Art, is coordinating the exhibits with the assistance of Larry Simons, Art-Music Coordinator for Kenosha Unified, and Lyle Peters, Chair of the Art Department of Case H.S., Racine Unified. Gallery hours for the shows will be 1-6 pm Mon. through Thur., and from 7 - 10 pm on Tue. and Wed. For more information, call the UW-Parkside Art Dept. at 553- 2581. Afro-American history lecture Tracing Afro-American family history will be the focus of a free, public presentation at the University of WisconsinParksidc, Thursday, March 7. The presentation will be held at 7 pm in UW-Parkside's Library/Learning Center Overlook Lounge, located on the second floor of the library. Topics discussed will include resources available for researching family istory, how to begin the process tracing Afro-American family oots, and personal experiences of ndi viduals who have traced famy history. Featured speakers will be David Thackery, curator of local and family history, Newberry Library in Chicago; Dclores Woodtor, outreach coordinator, Newberry's Afro-American Family History Project; Jim Hansen, of the Wisconsin State Historical Society; and Ellen Pcdraza, archivist at UWParkside's Archives and Area Research Center. Refreshments will be served following the presentation. Individuals are asked to make reservations to attend the free lecture by Friday, March 1. To register call, UW-Parkside's Library Administrative Office at (414) 553-2273 or (414) 553- 2221. GIVE LIFE. GIVE PLASMA l Give us 2 hours, twice a week, and we'll use your plasma donation to help save the lives of burn and shock victims, heart surgery patients, and hemophiliacs. And you could earn up to $100 per month. Take the time today MONTHLY & DAILY CONTESTS NEW DONORS Bring in this ad and receive $15.00 for your first donation £ Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha Inc. wlW 6212 - 22nd Ave. People Helping People For Life M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-Th 10:00-5:30 (414) 654-1366 by Chris Daniel I get the impression that some of us do not like to discuss this issue of racism. After receiving responses to last week's article, it became apparent that the atmospheric "thickness" on this issue of racism is, as expected, very much alive on this campus. Some responses are as follows: "Where does racism exist in this area in this day and age?" "I'm not a racist!" "What other factors contributed to student's reaction in the class mentioned?" WAKE UP PEOPLE! All people need to realize that discrimination does exist right here at UW-Parksidc in blatant or subtle form. The rationale used to justify ignorant behavior is ancient. History exposes the ignorance of people, specifically white people, inthiscountry. Might it be true that people try to justify their faults in order to remain comfortable? Should this nation, this city, allow racist behavior to continue? Besides, if nothing that I am saying is true, why docs so much anger reside and boil over in people when these issues arc raised? Let me explain. Let us look back to the history of this country. No one can deny that blatant racism was applied to the AfricanAmerican people here. Laws were passed that made it illegal to actively discriminate againstcitizcns on the basis of race. Although the laws have changed, I feel it is safe to say that the ideas, stereotypes, and problems remained. Yes, of course, through the years, racism in its primitive form has been nearly erased from existence; however, subtle and institutional racism still exists. It is imperative that educational institutions provide and insure a full education. You cannot claim to be racially unbiased if you go through life thinking that racism Guest Commentary by Pam Smith Dir. of Student Support Services I was recently sitting with a group of my favorite students in the cafeteria talking about "home training". If I now play word association with the term, it brings to mind the following responses: Courtesy, consideration, respect, knowledge, pride, determination, drive, diligence, motivation, conviction, perservcrence, and victory! WHEW! Actually, we were comparing the lessons of being raised in the South to the privileges of those whose parents had migrated North, and how important it was to behave in church, either way. The group was fairly evenly split half of us had southern training, the others didn't; half of us could appreciate those hard learned lessons, the others thought it was child abuse. We ate, talked and laughed a while! It was a great exchange. As a child living with my grandparents and growing up in Mississippi during my early school years, folk tales, rabies and stories were often used to teach a lesson or to make a point! In a fleeting moment of creativity, I've come up with one of my original tales from the South Indulge me, please. AND THE RACE GOES TO THE SWIFT To test my wit, my grandpa asked me what I would do to try to run our mule in an average horse race, colts and stallions allowed. Now everyone knows that if a mule is going to compete, it must run twice as hard to stay in the race, and the jockey has got to be twice as good a rider. To stand a chance, the trainer will work the mule to tighten its muscles, to firm up its torso, to change its diet from hay to grains and nutrients, to perk its floppy ears to keep them from falling over its eyes, and to teach it to move its short legs five times for every single gallop of the horse. As an added tip, the mule has to learn the track; its* curves, its' turns and the pace. Come derby time, the mule is prepared to run the best possible race that it is capable of! At the sound of the gun, the race is on. Never mind the stallion who will bust out of the gate ahead of the pack, or its kin, the colt, that was bred from a line of champions; the mule must run hard, steady and smart In the end, it may not win, but it is sure to place. One thing is certain: the race will go on and for all the mules that want to be in the running, the best jockey with a whipping rod can't make a donkey move, and will simply be stuck on their ass. If college is the race, then each semester sets the pace, and students arc their own trainers. At the sound of the bell...GO! You can either crawl, walk, or keep pace, and if you're like the donkey in the midst of a race with colts and stallions, you can cry "unfair" or you can run your ass off!! I'm told that my name came up several times during the first'townmeeting' withcxamples from several students criticizing is a problem only black people need to fix. It is the responsibility of a nation to "insure domestic tranquility" for "the land of the free." Must I break it down any further? All of the education (Ethnic Diversity Requirement) that you may receive that encourages the view of situations from a different perspective mean nothing if never applied. I leave you with a quote from a dynamic African-American leader of times past and present The man is Malcolm Little, better known as Malcolm X. He says, "The young generation of whites, blacks, browns-you're living at a time of revolution, a time when there's got to be a change. People in power have misused it, and now there has to be a change and a be tier world has to be builL" This change has to take place within each of us. However, the desire to change will be needed in order to succeed. We can do it, all of us can. We just have to force ourselves to do our pan to make a difference, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. some of my actions as an adviser and that's fair. Those of you who know me know that I enjoy students and I love learning. I have a job to do and keeping students in school is what it is all about. I take my job seriously and passionately. For those of you who don't understand the work that we have to do in the Student Support Services program, take time to find out. Sometimes I have to push students... to think, to perform, to re-group, to produce! If some of you lake offense, do me a favor and TCB-take care of business. Don't give me cause to "check on you". It'll be one less student for me to be concerned about failing or dropping out The bottom line is ht at all of us in the University want to see you succeed. Inadvising.wealsoknow the signals which tell us you're headed for trouble in your academics or in your personal development At that jx)int, the choice is ours to either care enough to "check on you" or to let the chips fall where they may. It's not in my character to do the latter. For the record, if information is brought to me or comes to my attention and it is my professional judgment that I need to act on it, consider it done! There are two ways to prevent me from circulating information: either speak to me in confidence, or keep it to yourself. I would say 'sorry', but I make no apologies for who 1 am. If there is anything you think we need to talk about, bring it to me. If you just want to blow off steam, talk about me at the town meetings. I hope it makes you feel better.. February 28.1991 Spotlight Ranger. Page 5 Student Organizations Council membership .eft to right: Sec. George Yee, Vice-Pres. Brenda Wilson, and Pres. Jody Robison SOC Chairpersons left to right: Jody Robison, Craig Simpkins, Jeff Appenzeller, ManaiP Pr vmirp. Rrenda Wilson, and Steve Itzenhuiser (not pictured: Sarah Lemmons) Student Organizations Council by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Approximately forty clubs, fraternities, and service organizations currently are active at UWParksidc. The primary overseer of these entities is the Student Organizations Council (SOC). The design of SOC and its associated organizations is best described as a pyramid. It is composed of an Executive Committee. a body of elected representatives from each represented club, and encompasses nearly 1300 members of those organizations. The Executive Committee is composed of a President, VicePresident, and Secretary. Serving in those positions this year are Jody Robison (Pres.), Brenda Wilson (V.P), and George Yee (See.). The positions are elective. Representation at the regularly scheduled meetings by elected club representatives is critical. First of all, if aclub'sreprcsentative misses three of the meetings in any semester, funding for that organization is dropped. All of the clubs and organizations may have their own structures for selecting a representative. Secondly, the representatives must justify any funding that goes to their organizations. Without funds, few of our campus activities would ever occur. Coordination of activities and approval to hold activities is also critical. SOC is a coordinating and a governing body, so it is wise for organization representatives to understand and follow procedure. Many guidelines must be met for campus activities or officially recognized, funded organizations. University guidelines must first be met by any club, and then SUFAC requirements apply. As we enter the next three facets of the chain, SOC becomes heavily involved. The Budget and Review Committee (BRC), headed by Brenda Wilson, is composed of eight people elected by SOC representatives. Projected expenditures must be justified to the BRC. University guidelines again come into play; the BRC must be sure the rules are followed, and in this era of more strictly controlled budgets nationwide, frivolous budgets will be heavily scrutinized and pared accordingly. Student Organizations Council constitutional guidelines must also be followed. As a governing body, guidelines issued are to be administered and enforced. Activities approved by SOC must generally meet SUFAC requirements and be open to everyone at the university. Each club and organization also has its own constitution or guidelines that must be followed. At this level, the individual membership becomes active with SOC, further accentuating the son of dual membership that characterizes all club membership. All arc related, and their activities arc coordinated through SOC. According to Jody Rob'son, "Service is the biggest part of what SOC is involved in." As a committee link, SOC organizes the various clubs at UW-Parkside to effectively conduct many community-oriented activities. Special committees formed by SOC serve to initiate services such as the Food for Families program and Toys for Tots. SOC also is active in spreading the word in the Save the Earth Week acti vities. BACCHUS, and in making arrangements for The End Picnic. Though not yet an officially sanctioned club activity, SOC has become active in attempting to reestablish WLBR, the campus radio station. A new level of commitment was deemed necessary to ressurrcct WLBR, so SOC now has the station's activities under its auspices. A five member committee of interested, committed individuals were selected to establish a system dominated by on-campus personnel and management. The station is scheduled to air on March 4. SOC is also investigating the possibility of initiating a club membership to operate the station in the future. In the vein of community service, SOC will also be holding a Feed the Families benefit dance on April 18. Tickets will be available at a modest price, and fund-raising boxes to support the program should be in place in early April. Student Organizations Council continues to promote involvement and offer direction to the organizations at UW-Parkside. There should be an activity available to meet your needs; if not. SOC can point you in the right direction to initiate that activity in accordance with policy guidelines. Stop down to WLLC D-139A, next to the Coffee Shoppe, if you have any unanswered questions. You may be surprised at what you've been missing. Next Week's Spotlight: Parkside Adult Student Alliance Ranger. Pane 6 News Events at UW-Parkside Entertainment Editor Wiih Winter Carnival over andMltetrns approaching, many WeB, I'm letting you know that that isn't the case. MARCH: If If ll'Presu med|fonoeent"will be showed in tbc Union Cinejw'offl Wed, Mar. 6 and Fri, Mar. 8. During the next week, the Big Band Jamboree will be going on. If you'd like to see that, all you have to do is be at the CART Theatre at 8 pm on Tuesday, March 12. Two comedian(cnnc)s will be performing in March, one on Wed., Mar. 13, Don't forget that spring break is nearing us as well. Whether you 're planning on joining one of the Union-sponsored trips, going on one of your own or just staying around horoe. relaxation is the. key to your happiness. APRIL: liiiii iiaii •The Freshman" will be featm^dJWf Wed., Apr. lOaodJBri.,%W^M The next week wifl be the annual "Battle of the Bands," where local immunity tends get together, perform on stage at-Parks»de, and HOG Bowl, Housing's Olympic Games .which are similar to Winter Carnival, will be in top form during the week of April 22, Get V i h A * i f c A . i i > i i n 4 1 i l i < - u > c i - ^ i S m x v i t i i h h 4 T V ' . i v « n f " T l i w i r i e r ' ? b f t h comes 'THE END," guaranteed to be better Utan ever before. down, '.think again.'-4;As wett'^ralCpE 'the; ^afco^er^^.-EAB^. s p o n s o r e d e v e n ts ( w i t h t t e ' < a x & | & < ^ f < $ H O G t h e r e w i l l b e numerous concerts scheduled by the Music Department. college; with something to offer! Dining Out Eating out at the Iguana Grille Financial Aid 1991-92 Applications for 1991-92 Student Financial Aid are available from the Financial Aid Office located at 284 Tallent Hall. All students are encouraged to apply by the April 15,1991 PRIORITY DEADLINE for the fall, spring, and summer of 1991-92. TO BE CONSIDERED FOR MAXIMUM FINANCIAL AID YOU MUST APPLY BY THE APRIL 15,1991 DEADLINE. For 1991-92 all students will use a simpler, faster and less expensive application for financial aid called the APPLICATION FOR FEDERAL STUDENT AID. These forms are available in the Financial Aid Office. To be considered for any type of financial aid (grants, work study, or loans) the entire financial aid process must be complete. By Sarah Minaslan Feature Writer Maybe it's because I'm a communication major; 1 don't know, but every time I drove past Racine's new Iguana Grille, located at 16-9 North Main Street, I tried to conceptualize just that—grilled iguana. Feeling adventurous last Saturday, a friend of mine, Ms. Kline, and I stopped in for lunch. We were anxious to sec how owner Cliff Johnson had remodeled the 98 year-old building that we once frequented, playing Kankakee bowling, when it was known as Schonert's. We discovered that Mr. Johnson had successfully combined old warmth with a crisp contemporary flare. In shades of teal and muted copper, the Iquana Grille proudly IGUANA GRILLE 1659 North Main Street Racine. Wisconsin 53402 414/634-9597 GPA Rating: 3.33 Handicapped occeu One itep a! enhance Credo Card? No Norvimottng section: No Hours: 11 BO a.m. to 2.00 am Monday ttvouQh Thursday; Friday and Satuday til 2.30 am; Sunday 3:00 pm to 12:00 am.. displayed a renovated ornate oak "Brunswick" front and back bar and a tin ceiling that made this admirer of beauty wonder what had happened to craftmanship of that caliber. In a room adjoining the eatery, we happily discovered the two Kankakee bowling lanes still intact. The lanes deceivingly looked narrower than regular lanes, but Mr. Johnson assured me they were the official size. Only five pins and a smaller bowling ball are used to play the game. And get this— no automated lanes. Pin setters at the end of the lanes reset the pins. These pin sellers, also known as children, are usually tipped heavily by the players (up down, up down). League players take up five of the seven nights, but for $.80 a game you can reserve the lanes on cither Monday or Thursday night. Kankakee bowling, eight comfortable custom-made booths, prints ranging from Marlon playing Stanley to 99 bottles of beer, casablanca fans, and a great music system all added to the ambiance of the Iguana Grille. All this before the food! After a quick menu scan (looking for you know what), I sighed and noticed how inexpensive the food items were. In order to sample as much food as possible, Ms. Kline and 1 ordered enough food for four people. Wc started our culinary adventure with two appetizers. The later strips (S3.25) 1 ordered were deep-fried potato strips smothered with real bacon pieces and shredded Cheddar cheese. They arrived in a lip-smacking, chin-shining mound that required a steak knife to cut through them. Ms. Kline, an authority on mozzarella sticks (S2.25), was satisfied with her order. They were breaded, deep-fried and served with a side of marinara sauce. Our server, Gina, staggering our order as requested, next brought out a bowl of chili (SI.75) served with saltinc crackers. We were glad we had opted for onions and cheese to embellish the piquant, yet slightly thin, dish. Following the chili, our main entrees were delivered in 4" deep wicker baskets accompanied with potato chips and a dill pickle spear. My companion relished her 4 oz. chicken breast served on a Kaiser roll, commenting on how juicy it was. The all-beef Chicago Style hot dog (S2.75) 1 ordered came lopped with chopped tomatoes and onions on a slightly toasted bun. The Iguana Grille serves lunch Monday through Friday from 11:00 am to 2:30 pm, Saturday till 3:00 pm.. They offer a fish fry on Friday evenings, which is also available on Friday's lunch menu. The limited lunch menu also includes entrees such as a tcriyaki steak sandwich, sirloin burger, soup, salad, and a hot beef sandwich which is almostalways available (even when the kitchen is closed). Although their food preparation was above average, Mr. Johnson implied the food was better on week days when their regular chef. Barb Wagner, was cooking. As I am reviewing for a school publication, I have decided to rate the restaurant the way students are graded. With atmosphere and decor rating A's, and food and service B's, the Iguana Grille has earned a GPA of 3.33. Parkside Radio WLBR to be resurrected next month by Anna Curi Special to the Ranger Guess what, ladies and gentlemen? On Monday, February 20lh, the newly appointed Executive Council of Parkside's#l (and only) Radio Station held their very first "official" meeting. This enthusiastically motivated and extraordinarily hardworking group of individuals are prepared to "do their darnedest" to make ours the best campus radio station in the whole wide world (or within a 5 mile radius, anyway). The above mentioned Executive Council consists of: Eric Sennholz (Station Manager), Kristan Shumway (Programming Director), Rachel Ivcrson (Music Director), Perry Witherspoon (Technical Director), and myself as Public Relations and Promotion Director. The new WLBR (Wisconsin Low Budget Radio) will resume broadcasting for your listening pleasure as soon as 'The Great DJ Search" is completed. Our programming will consist of a variety of music based upon your requests and will be broadcast down to the Recreation Center (hours TBA). Our ingeniously creative new slogan (and I'm not just saying that because I thought of it) is "Recreate with...WLBR." "Recreation" Ccnter..."Recreate"with...Getit?? Anyway, getting to the point, we are still in need of any assistance you can offer in helping with the revitalization of WLBR. As a matter of fact, applications are still available (HINT, HINT, HINT) in Union 209 and the SOC office for the positions of Business Advisor, News Advisor, and DJs. If you are atall interested in an opportunity to have fun while gaining an invaluable learning experience, come on up to WLBR, located in UnionLevel 2, or just give us a call at 553- 2527. Thank you for your support. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER SPORTS SECTION B THURSDAY FEBRUARY 28 , 1991 SECTION B Pinned Down! A dozen of UWParkside's wrestlers will head to the NAJA and NCAA wresltmg tournaments this weekend. B4. Downe d MfPin (s) % \ bowlers, led by Johnny Brooks, .qualified for a trip to "Nationals B2. J Out of the Garden, into the Yard. Tim Seaman had his landlegs about him, as the 5000m at Madison Square Garden, qualifying him for an international meet in Scotland. 2B. A Date in Dayton. - F ormer [Ranger? soccer goal-tender.^JStan! Anderson, has been picked jupjby Dayton, of the League. The M.I .S. Lfeatures teams' from'Chicago. and other Midweste^StfteSt^4;?;> - (Bombs Away three pointers as he sparked Uncle "Dunn'kel to a two -pom^ictory over die \\^f;PigO in' intr£U£|iral actiOh.. He finished die night^0j83^|?tHey^ remained Holme's Heros at Standings and LeadiritfScorers, 3B| Viterbo holds clinic on all fronts By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sporls Editor School was in session Saturday, as UW-Parkside took to their home floor for the final time in what has been a prolonged campaign. Fittingly, it was the Rangers who were being instructed at UW-Parkside's campus by Viterbo College. The V-Hawks put on a defensive clinic for the entire forty minutes. The Rangers committed 25 turnovers against intense pressure from end-to-end. UW-Parkside was only able to gel pff 49 shots for the entire contest, 90% of them with one or more VHawks in their face. Had the Rangers hit all of their shots from the field, they still would only have won by nine, barring any three-pointers. Instead, they shot a pathetic 40.8%, including a 10 for 27 performance in the second half. Viterbo's defense held the Rangers scoreless for a five minute interval in the first half, and allowed just one three-pointer in another five minute interval in the second half. V-Hawk defenders tallied five steals, three by Adrian Boyd, in thai period, sparking a 16-3 run. The V-Hawks put on aclinic in depth. All twelve of Viterbo's players made it into the game, nine of which scored, and four scored in double figures, led by Carl Bridges with 20. No V-Hawk played more than 32 minutes. The V-Hawks put on a clinic in shooting and versatility. They hit 50.8% from the Field, including 8 for 17 from three-point range. Bridges hit eight of his ten attempts, and Mark Skogen connected three times from three-point range on five attempts. They also hit from everywhere in between. Centers sewed 32 of their points, forwards scored 20. and guards scored 37. They utilized the fast-break, the slow-down, and every speed in between. And the V-Hawk coaching staff put on a clinic of their own in the arts of making adjustments and substisee Viterbo, B2 Looking to score. Ranger center Todd Lubkernan moves past the Viterbo defense which yielded only 58pts to the Rangers on Saturday. 1991NAIA District 14 Women's Basketball Playoffs Mm 2/25/91 Wed 2/27/91 Thu 2/28/91 #1 Cardinal Snitch Bye *5 Northland Colic [Cardinal Srtiicli At CSC #4 Viterbo College «3UW-Sffiul At CSC 7:30 #6 Marian College #2 UW-Parkside Bye At CSC UW-Parkside Champion The winner of the District 14 Tourney will advance to the NAIA National Tournament in Tennessee on 3/2-3/4. Ranger women squeek out win By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Parksidc's Women's Basketball team carried its midscason form right through the final game of the season and came up with a one point win over Mundelcin College in Chicago, Illinois last Thursday. The win was the Rangers fourth straight and with it they moved atop the all-time win record for Women's hoops with a season ending 14-11.record inNAI A play. The win was perhaps the strangest victory for the Rangers this season. The game was played on a court which doubles as a highschool court in Chicago. Being ten feet shorter, the court caused the Rangers to make adjustments all game long. "We had a difficult lime adjusting to the court," said head coach Wendy Miller, "we did not have time to rest because the court was so much shorter." With a definite home court advantage, Mundelcin opened up an early lead and look a 39-32 lead over the tired and confused Rangers at the end of the first half of play. Parksidc battled its way back in the second 20 minutes of play with great defense causing 14 second half turnovers while committing just five and holding Mundelein to a lowly 10-32 shooting from the field. With just seconds left in the game, and the Rangers trailing by one. Miller called for their patented in-bounds play. Foreward Diania Weitzel got the pass from guard Brcnda Van Cuick and put up a ten foot shot from the right side of the lane, it misses but she followed, grabbed the rebound, and promptly missed again. Once again the rebound came off to Weitzel and this time she hit a lay-up in front of the basket for the 65-64 win. see Women, B2 Budd straggles with her Olympic return By DAVID DOHERTY Columnist Most Americans remember Zola Budd as the 18 year old South African runner, who tripped American Record holder Mary Decker Slaney in the finals of the women's 3000 meters at the 1984 Olympics. Just a year before the Olympics, Budd had gained British citizenship in order to compete in the games. Today she is happily married and attempting to return to her championship form while living in South Africa. Beginning next year it looks as if South African athletes for the first time in 30 years arc going to be allowed to compete internationally. This means that Budd may be able to compete for her native South Africa in the 1992 Olympic Games, but first she must be released by the British Amateur Athletic Union. Once again Budd is caught in a political battle she wishes no pan of. Being forced to leave her native South Africa in order to compete in the Olympics has left a lot of painful memories for Budd. The pressure which was put on Budd almost caused her to leave the sport she loved so much. Now she wishes to compete for South Africa and to be allowed to live her life without constant political battles. In this day of Olympic boycotts and constant political pressure on athletes it would be nice to sec the Olympics return to an arena for the athletes to compete, not for the world leaders to compete. Leave the athletes alone to compete in the sports they love. Political battles do not belong in the world of amateur sport. Bowlers roll to regional title now gear up for sectionals in Indiana IBM/Parkside f s fltMete of the Week: Freshman Seaman leads Ranger walkers This week the UW-Parkside Ranger sports staff and IBM send out our most hearty congratulations to freshman racewalker Tim Seaman. Tim finished second in the 5000 meter walk at the Mobile TAC Meet inside the infamous Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York. Coincidentally for Ranger Racewalking buffs, Tim's second place finishing time of 20:24 was 21 seconds behind former Parkside All-American racewalker Doug Fournier who won the event in 20:03. His second place finish qualified him to compete in an international meet to be held in Glascow Scotland next week. Tim also competed with the junior National Team this summer in various meets throughout the United States. Being a freshman, Tim promises coach Mike DeWitt and the Ranger Racewalking Team great things to come in his next three years. So Congrats Tim Seaman for your second place finish at the prestigious Mobile TAC Meet in the big apple. You are the IBM Ranger Athlete of the Week. By JEFF REDDICK Special to the Ranger One phrase describes the University of Wisconsin Parkside Mens bowling team over the past three weeks," simply sensational baby". The Rolling Rangers have won all three tournaments they have entered during the month of February. On Feb. 5-6 the Rangers landed thcirfirst conference victory in five seasons. They followed that with a convincing 500 pin win in the Wisconsin Collegiate Bowling Conference Invitational held at Parkside on Feb. 16-17. Which brought about this weekends succesful bid for a first place finish in the Associated College Unions International- Region 8 out rnament at Marqueuc, MI. The nine game, Viterbo V-Hawk lesson leaves Rangers with 4-22 record tutions. Rod Popp, Vitcrbo's head coach, made some adjustments to his team's defensive alignments after the opening minutes dissecting the Ranger's less-lhan intricate offensive sets. After briefly getting some open shots at the game's outset, the Ranger's didn't get off an 'open' shot for the rest of the half. Fresh bodies helped that, a luxury the Rangers don't have with just seven able bodies. The scoreboard clearly reflected who was the teacher. The lead was 21 after a 12-0 Viterbo run with 5:02 left. It reached 30 a little over eight minutes into the second half, after Bridges pounded home his second dunk in under a minute. Shortly after, UWParkside's modest three-game home winning streak was over. Lost in the lesson was another work-man like effort by forward TimRobcrson. He played all forty minutes of the contest, scoring 17 while pulling down ten rebounds. Tim Cates also pulled up some of the slack for a missing John Evans. Cates played 39 minutes, scoring 19whilehandingout6assists. But, it was the teacher who did all the shining, and the Rangers who brought home another poor set of marks. The Ranger record now stands at 4-22. two day tournament was held at host Northern Michigan Universities, Bottum Union Lanes.Parkside opened up the tournament with the first of two three game blocks on Friday. They came outof the blocks fast paced by Joe Dahlstrom 224, Scott Brandt 221, and John Brooks 222. The team will now go through rigorous practice sessions as they gear up for the NCBC sectional tournament in Indianapolis, IN (March 16-17). This tournament is the final step towards the National Bowling Championships inToledo, OH. From the seventeen teams competing in the Indianapolis sectional three will advance to the national finals. Should Parkside advance that far it will be their first ever national finals appearance. Women The Rangers were led by Van Cuick's 21 points, guard Ann Schmid had 13 and Joy Wallncr and Becky Lulloff combined for 22 rebounds Parkside now gets set for its biggest test of the season and with the expectations Miller has for the team the biggest test Ranger Women's hoops has ever had. Parkside advances to the District 14 tournament as the second seed. Their seeding means they got a bye in the first round of the tourney. Wednesday they played UW-Stout after stout beat Marian in the first round. Depending on the outcome of last nights game, the Rangers could face the winner of the Cardinal Stritch Viterbo game played tonight. If the Rangers could win these two games Wednesday and Thursday, they will advance to the National Tournament in Tennessee. ''Since I've been here this is the best we have looked, the team is motivated and really wants to go to Nationals," added Miller. Salary cap answer for baseball's greed By 41 JIM NEWCOMB Columnist In a sport that has a season that stretches on for 162 games, and a great hitter gets to base safely only one third of the time, it is no wonder that many fans object To a player earning six or seven million a year for participating in it's execution. Now, knowing this, is it any wonder that so many fans are objecting to Dwight Gooden's conduct in New York. Goodcn was offered a contract that would have paid him over four million dollars for a year of play. Thai's approximately S24.691.36 per game including the 75% of them he won't play as a pitcher. If you count only the games he plays it works out to around S 100,000 a game. Yet, it wasn't enough for Goodcn. He considered the offer an insult. Why? Because Goodcn wants, and if by right should be if players were payed equivalent money for equivalent skills, to be paid somewhere around $6 million, just like Roger Clemens. Is Gooden being too greedy? Hell yes, but there is a simple way to stop it. Introduce an NBA style salary cap into baseball. Since there are more players the cap would have to be higher, but it could be just as effective. I hink about the irony of the situation, Gooden, an excellent, but replaceable pitcher, could get paid more than Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan, basketball's two greatest players and most irreplaceable players combined. For those of you who don't appreciate irony think about this, smaller cities like, oh, say, Milwaukee will soon be cither driven out of the market place or forced to sell tickets at unattainable prices to pay player salaries. So, the next time you feel yourself saying "a player deserves what management will pay him." Think about the credit you are not only giving but mThc 8phyc^ thC 8UyS WC a " C3U idi0tS WhC" somcUlin 8 wronS' WOMEN'S BASKETBALL UW-Parkslde vs Mundclein College UW-Parkslde- ~ 65 INDOOR TRACK Northwestern University Track Open Crown Pavilion - 200m Mondo Track Brenda Van Cuick All American senior guard Brenda Van Cuick ended her regular season in style at Mudelein College on Thursday by scoring 21 points in a 65-64 Ranger victory. Next up for Brenda and the Rangers is the NAIA District 14 tournament at Cardinal Stritch College Wednesday. The women's 14-11 record is the school's best ever. Mundelein—• ....... _..... ............. 64 Pukiido Wdner. Fniiheit 53m Duh 6. TefcBae William 07J UW-Parkside (65) 6COm Run 1. Vcraiica ChanAcc 140.9 <i ft wb 3. Putt Downing 1*5.1 m-» m-a <n • pf «P Kewbert O-l 04) 04) 0 0 0 4COmR«n 2. TofonooWillkm 1:01.9 Vw Cuick 9-21 04) 02 2 2 21 4. L» Wilkria 104.2 Weiod 4-12 04) 3-7 1 1 9 5. AanTha>« 1:06.0 Schmid 5-19 04) 03 3 2 13 WiUm 39 2-2 3-9 0 1 8 800m Run I. KcUyWioco 2.243 M»y« 1-3 04) 04) 0 1 2 2 Kim Avery 2:24.6 Lull off 3-11 04) 313 0 2 6 3. lane Kuni 129J Bloyct 0-2 04) 02 1 3 0 DNP Dee Dm Roche 2:35.2 Tibbctu 3-4 OO 1-4 0 1 6 Julie Ruder 2:393 touU 28-78 2-2 13-44 7 13 63 Liu Majerta 2396 LoriSirdd 2:39.8 riRCENTAGfSPG-359 FT-.10CO JPT7-22 323 Holly Erickmo 245.* TURNOVERS:2Scfarcid 7. WiDnsA. Neuben Vm Cuick 5, WeiU*»Bloycr7,LullofI)BLOCKS J(V«nCuiciLu2ofr 200m Dub 1 Anne The)** :27.2 Wtlloer) STEALS: IS (WiKner 6, Weinul 4. VAn CUkk 5. Pun Downing :2*0 Scfxnid 2 Hloycr) 7. Loo W .Ike r» :2*7 Mundelein (64) Bugala Bo«So Pkkca J«*. Suit war t* ft m-« rc-a 7-14 4-5 OO 2-4 0-0 3-11 1-2 2-2 04) 11-22 *4 reb 0-t • 2« 6 1-7 4 1-3 0 1 3-9 2 04) 2 M7 2 2 PERCENTAGES: FO-.440 FT: .820 3-PTFO: 14..2J0 TURNOVERS: 24 (Hug.). 11. Suik 6. BoOci J, Wolf 3, Itxtt 2.Fmkci) BLOCKS: 1 (Jonci) STEALS:! (Jcoci) UW-Paikside Mundclein 1 2 T 32 33 65 39 25 64 North Central College Indoor Invitational Wcstwood Sports Center 1500m Run 2 KdlyWuno 5.4X14 40OnDt*h 2 Jane Kurj 1:01.1 4. Ken Avery 1:04.2 7. Lori WilkerB IOS.3 SOOm Run 3. Vercmice Chunlee 223.6 3000m Run 2 Tara Roy 10:413 3. Ann Stokmin 10:423 4. Wend y Orlo-iki 10:430 5. E/in McDetmon 10:44.1 8. Jenn y Grou 11:05.3 MEN S BASKETBALL VITERBO (89) fg 3fg ft min m-a m-a m-a rcb a toblk s Pf »P Brazelton 9 1-1 1-1 0-0 0 2 2 0 0 1 3 Boyd 32 8-18 2-4 0-0 4 5 3 3 3 3 18 Martin 6 1-1 0-0 1-2 0 0 0 0 1 0 3 Skogcn 32 5-9 3-5 0-0 5 2 0 0 0 3 13 Wagner 30 1-5 0-3 2-2 2 3 0 0 1 1 4 Rust 7 0-2 0-1 0-0 2 0 1 0 2 1 0 Mariflce .2 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 Brieske 22 3-6 1-2 2-2 2 1 1 0 0 1 9 Behnke 16 2-2 1-1 2-2 4 2 0 0 0 0 7 Dismukes 4 0-3 0-0 0-0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 Cobb 15 4-8 0-0 4-5 4 0 1 0 0 2 12 Bridges 25 8-10 0-0 4-8 5 0 1 0 1 0 20 TOTALS 200 33-65 8-17 15-21 29 16 11 4 8 13 89 4 * 400m Reliy 1. Kuiu. D owning, WUluim ChixrtM 4(87 J. Avery, WJkcn».Th*j*i WMKO 4:25.9 University of Oshkosh Friday, Feb. 22 Men's Results 600m Run 1. KiaByom 2. Erie M ay 4. KevlnCoUU JCOfcn Run 2. S*vo Rocha OOHHurdk. 3. Kanloicnon lOOOMRun 6. TanSebmkje. 1-23.6 1:23.7 1:253 8:58.0 :07.9 240.8 UYV-PARKSIDE (58) fg 3fg ft min m-a m-a m-a reb a toblk s P f IP Pcpclca 18 0-5 0-4. 1-2 2 2 5 0 0 3 1 Allen 23 0-4 0-3 0-0 1 3 4 0 0 1 0 Roberson 40 8-16 0-0 1-2 10 0 1 1 2 2 17 Cates 39 5-7 3-4 6-6 6 5 6 1 1 4 19 Burns 34 4-8 2-4 2-2 4 0 6 0 1 4 12 Lbkcman 38 3-9 0-2 2-4 3 1 3 1 0 4 8 Whcclock 8 0-0 0-0 1-2 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 TOTALS: 200 20-49 5-17 13-18 28 11 25 3 4 19 58 PERCENTAGES: Ficldgoals- Vitcrbo 50.8%. Parkside 40.8%. FreethrowsViierbo 71.4%. Parkside 72.2%. 3-Pointers- Vitcrbo 47.1%, Parkside 29.4% TEAM V-Hawks Rangers 1 2 T 43 46 89 23 35 58 Diiuncc Medley 1. Byor a. M.y. CcJln. 10:490 NelKm Im Outdoor Meet for Men -April 13th« Whetta Cctl NAIA Qualifiers at Kansas City Mile Ronkemy Gtou. TricU Breu SMfloRoiAnn Stotonen, Tua Roy MfleReUyJ«m KumJ-un Downing Tefmoe Willium 2 Mile Run • Wendy Orlowiki 600m Run V. 2 Mile RcUy - Kelly WilwnJmeKuB EJOI McDcraxm Kim A'mry 8COm RunKen Bycan EiicMiy RACEWALKINf Mobil TAC National Indoor at Madison Square Garden 5000m 1. DoigFarjcr 20.02 TOUW-PGnd ZToaSevua 20:24 Fmtenin 4. Jots Muter 2038 Scout 6. PulTevuci 21(0 Piwhmm 7. Rob Cole 21:14 Junicr Tim Seemon hu quilifiedlo the Unfed StM* in Glugow, Scotland USA n. Greit Btfca INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL Eastern Division Team W L PCT. PF PA At Your Mercy 3 1 .750 270 215 The Funk (911) 2 1 .667 252 202 War Pigs 2 2 .500 289 274 The Ramblin' Wreck 0 3 .000 187 218 Justice Department 0 3 .000 174 198 Run N' Gun 0 3 .000 169 283 Western Division Team W L PCT. PF PA Holmes's Heroes 4 0 1.000 297 269 Uncle Dunn "kel 4 0 1.000 247 223 Prime Time 3 1 .750 288 270 Charging Armadillos 2 2 .500 288 259 The Bomb 2 2 .500 332 287 Phawk University 0 4 .000 225 320 THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 2-28 Time 6:00 7.-00 8:00 Time 6:00 7:00 8:00 Court 01 Chg Armadillos vs. The Bomb The Funk vs. Run & Gun Court #1 War Pigs vs. The Ramblin" Wreck At Your Mercy vs. Justice Department Holme's Heroes vs. Uncle Durmklc TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 3-5 Court #1 Court 02 The Ramblin Wreck vs. Holme's Heroes Charging Armadillos vs. War Pigs Hie Bomb vs. Justice Department The Funk (911) vs. Prime Time Run & Gun vs. Unkle Dunn' kcl Ai Your Mercy vs. Phawk U. THURSDAY'S RESULTS Gyme Ai Your Mercy 57 The Ramblin' Wreck 55 Charging Armadillos 89 Phawk U. 44 Hie Funk (911) 90 War Pigs 65 Uncle "DunnTcel 60 The Bomb 59 Holmes's Heroes 87 Prime Tune 71 HI Scorers Zalinski-17. Kochler Kall-16 Kawc2ynski-38, Turek-18 Manino-29, English 18. Sievens-14 Brown-24. Lauer-16 Whitlicr-36. Emer-22 TUESDAY'S RESULTS Game Prime Tune 67 The Ramblin Wreck 60 The Bomb 119 Run & Gun 69 Ai Your Mercy 69 Charging Armadillos 56 Hie Funk (911)98 Phawk U. 65 Uncle "DunnTcel 67 War Pigs 65 Holmes's Heroes 74 Justice Dept. 52 Hi Scorers Anhold-22, Glinecki.Koehler-18 Brown-36, lvy-32, Powers-25 Kawcynzski-25, Smerz-15 Toliver-29, Lynn-19. Mitchell-17 Prey-35, Fuhrer-20. Dunn-12 Roggcman-19, Spann-19, Fcnnrick-15 INTRAMURAL VOLLEYBALL Current Standings Team & L Blockbusters 2 0 Stoney Spikers 1 1 Untouchables 11 0 1 PSE 0 1 Schedules/Results Thursday 2/21 Blockbusters over PSE 15-4,15- 12,15-12 Tuesday 2/26 Stoney Spikcrs over PSE Thursday 2/28 at 8:00 P.M. Untouchables II vs. PSE Tuesday 3/5 at 8:00 P.M. Untouchables II vs. Block Busters INTRAMURAL HOCKEY Current Standings Team I L Bfi Puckers 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 0 2 Killer Avacados 0 0 0 Big Shooters 0 0 0 Brain Grenades 0 1 0 Grapplcrs 0 1 0 Sunday's Schedule 4O0 Hanson Bros, vs Killer Avacados 5:00 Brain Grenades vs. Big Shooters 6:00 Open Play Results Puckers -10 Hanson Bros. - 3 Brain Grenades - 3 Grapplcrs - 2 Ranger. Page B4 S P C) R February 28, 1991 UW-Parkside f s 1991 National Wrestling Competitors Mark IIemauer-167 48-8 Mark is entering his fourth National Tournament. Placed4thNAIA as Soph & went to NCAA Div 0 as Fr and Jr. If Mark fares well, can go D-I tourney Rick Hufnus-HWT 12 0 Rick placed 5th at the National JUCO meet as a Fr & was 6th at NCCA D-D Tourney last year Kevin Bird-126 30-8 Kevin qualified twice for Division III at UW-Whitcwatcr and last year was one match away from placing at NAIA Nationals. Tim Whiting-150 27-9 Tim is entering his fourth National Tourney (Fr-NC AA D-D. So, Jr-NAI A) All-Academic Wrestling Team member for three consecutive years. Dennis DuChene-134 29-12 Dennis is in his 4th tournament and has been an All-American in both the NAIA and NCAA Division II. Placed 2nd at NCAA D-II tourney last season. Iteve Skarda-150 Steve placed 6th at the NAIA meet last year as a Soph, and with the top 5 at his weight class gone, he has an excellent shot at a high place. Two losses are to D-I Wrestlers. Scott Wessley-190 24-11 Scott wrestled in the NAIA meet in his fr. and soph, season and was rated 3rd in the NAIA in his weight class by Wrestling USA in their pre-scason poll Jim Bezotte-HWT 24-14 Jim is wresting in his 1st tournament after finishing an excellent rookie season. Jim was 4th at the National High School Freestyle meet and was fourth at the WTAA HS meet in 1990. TYoy Brockmann-167 15-5 Troy . a freshman, is a former High School S talc Champion and along with Bczotte is the best freshman on the team. Lost a 2 point decision to the #3 Division III wrestler this season. Joel Dutton-126 9-8 Joel wrestled at NAIA in his first year at a slight disadvantage since he was wrestling up a weight class. means double opportunity at National Tourneys Chris Buckley-158 22-14 Chris is wrestling in his 1st NAIA tourney and has been the most improved wrestler this season. Darin Tiedt-177 27-13 Darin is wrestling is his 2nd NAIA tournament & was also nominated for the All-Acadcmic Wreslting Team. Coach Jim Koch Coach Koch is the President of the NCAA Division II Wrestling Coaches. mMmppx a dose ofitlcmbfe ® iafipn'H • IpSMiB NCAA.thekan^erS; wve the.unique opportunity ©f; -ending wrestlers to both national J M - '. p||||iSpf pf UW-Parkside is currently wMtcnth in 1)0,18 and .flNlliS finishes fib both beets. startStoday in Suite, Montana with, theRangers sending eight grapplers to the mats vyhUe-four Ranger's travel to the moetl which starts Friday in Fargo, North Dakota. IM be the first school ever to place teams in the *op ten n i both the NAIA and NCAA National meets on the same day" stated Coach Koch. "Several of Our guys have a great shot at earning ^"American h6nors.lffff - '% %>; This will be the Ranger *s22nd cpnKCutivtj appearance at the JS#§ and their 14th con- .sccmivoai ihe NCAA fr .February 28,1991 Health Ranger, Page 11 Spring Break activities scheduled for early M ch When you party this spring break, fY remember to Party Smart! you are cordially invited to a fashion Show with Qfigerian Artist 'Hike Olaniyi Davies, featuring the works of African Artists and CDesigners. Thursday, !Fe6ruary 28 in WW-Tarkside Union1Bazaar from 5:30 pm to 8:30 pm pree admission fyception will follow Sponsored By the UlV-Qarkside SlackjHistory Month Committee with support from Links. m -••v.-: . : : : i • : Mk% . " ' Support groups — : —-—• — — T Alcoholic Anonymous - Mondays 12- Sexual Abuse/Assault - Wednesdays 2- Co-Dependents Anonymous - Men Survivor Support Group Room 271 days 12-1PM MoHnaroD114 Gay Mens Support Group - Call Nancy at New Directions Eating Concerns - Ext. 2366 for time and location. Wednesdays 12-1PM Mollharo D114 Lesbian Support - Every other WednesNarcotics Anonymous - Wednesdays days - C all Women's Center for time and 12-1PM- MolinaroD133 - location at Ext. 2170. Women: 15 minutes next week could save your life Because breast cancer is the most common cause of cancer death among Wisconsin women, we're offering an on-site breast cancer screening and information clinic in Union 104 on Tuesday, March 5th, 9:00am- 12pm, and 1 pm-4pm. Dr. Angelina Montemurro, a physician and director of the Women's Health Center at St. Catherine's Hospital, will conduct free, private exams. If you don't want to have an on-site exam but would like information on breast cancer, or how to conduct monthly self-exams, an informational video will be shown throughout the day, and brochures and other materials will be available. Dr. Montemurro and a nurse will also answer any questions you have. The exam does not include a mammogram,butDr. Montemurro will give referrals for one if medically warranted. If you thought Winter Carnival was a riot, wait until you here what Spring Break offers. This is the week we all look forward to from the first day of Spring semester. People will be taking off for various beaches, ski slopes, or anywhere else they go to relax. Unfortunately, every 22 minutes in this country someone is killed in a drinking and driving accident. Again this year, we want to be a part of encouraging you to party smart. We want you back in one piece. SO...DON'T GET RIPPED! The goal of various school and student organizations will be to provide a variety of activities and events promoting a fun and healthy Spring Break. The Ranger, BACCHUS, SOC, Peer Educators, Pre Med, Campus Police, StudentUnion, and the Residence Halls will all be working hard to bring you a Safe This could be you if you drink and drive Spring Break Kick-off campaign. Party. other chance for Parkside students The activities will begin March 5 That's right, the Spring Break to take the Safe Spring Break and end March 13 with a Beach campaign is back, along with an- Pledge. By taking tin :ge, students promise not to dri id drive, not to let their friends Or ink and drive, or ride with an impaired driver. Of course, we at Parkside would sign up just to show campuses nationwide that we Wi« insinites can control ourselves ' v In case you nc extra incentive, taking the pledge also makes you eligible to win your choice of a 1991 Chrysler automobile, including Chrysler, Plymouth, Jeep, Eagle, Dodge, and Dodge Truck! The winner will be chosen from the pledge ca'ds sent in by BACCHUS Chap", nationwide and those signed ai BACCHUS/ Chrysler Welcon iters. Other activii JudcaBar Guess, Breath.. - Testing, speakers (includm, vlcdical Examiner), and mam j..icr events we can enjoy together sober. Come and joir JS. everyone! We're telling you »e care! And DON'T GET RIPPr D! Thebreastscrceningclinic will be in Union 104 on Tuesday. Appointments aren't necessary. You can just walk in at your convenience for either an exam or information. The exams, which are free, simple, and painless, wili be conducted on a first-come, firstserved basis. This program is sponsored by Health Services, and for further information call Ext. 2366 or come to Molinaro D115. i Ranger, Page 12 Feature February 28,1991 The Week at Parkside FASHIONSHOW AND RECEPTION: NikcOlyaniyi Daviraand other designers, 5:30 pro. Union Bazaar, free. WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH: through March 30. / MUSIC:jfcase Mastersingera, CA D-118, PI.AY; "Waiting for Godot," 8 pm, Comm. Arts Theatre, admission. Also Saturday, March- 2,8 pm. \|I1|KjSiiStt8fc§ MUSIC: Performance by flute trio, 3:30 pm, CA D-118. '.ifg-; WEDNESDAS^feRCH jjBl MOVIE: "Presumed Innocent," 8 pm. Union Cinema. S2 public. SI mdcw%%f$fl'l"''? ; i - T -" - j MUSIC:' Craig Roberts, tenor, CA MUSIC:iB&iksirfe Community Band ahtfi^McUyfBrasssvorks| %Slffirbeatre,March'?;'^®V5^%?^^^S :^fcjf^K BIG BAND JAMBOREE, March students,$12others, Call 553-2345 for ticket information and availability. COMEDIAN, TaylorMasGtv# prih ; • I lylf§| Trager granted sabbatical leave by Emily Heller Feature Writer Lillian Trager, associate professor of Anthropology, will be working on a sabbatical project in Nigeria and other parts of Africa next year. The amount of time she spends in Africa will depend on the amount of grant money she receives from various funds. Trager hopes to spend between four and six months in Africa researching different aspects of social and economic development. More specifically, she will be studying these changes in a small community in Nigeria. She will be reluming to an ethnic groupcalled the Yoruba that she studied in 1973 to compare her previous findings to what is taking place now and how things have developed through time. On a broader level. Professor Trager will be studying how communities throughout Africa are working together as a team to improve their socio-economic system. This will include how the contributions of women in contemporary African society play an important role. Professor Trager will be travelling throughout Africa as part of her sabbatical, but she will also have an office and access to materials at the Oba Femi Awolowa University in ile-Ifc, Nigeria. Here she hopes to team up with other individuals working on similiar projects. Trager plans on writing a book based on the information she gains through her research. She hopes to use her discoveries from 1973 as well as her new in formati on o t wri te about the changes in the social and Lillian Trager economic systems over the past seventeen years in Nigeria. She also plans on using her information in class projects and lectures. Teaching awards Focus on Women conference to be held here Continued from page 1 nations, other recommendations will be solicited from all school deans. Nominations from both sources will be considered by the Awards Committee, which will discuss many elements of a nominee's teaching experience, including school evaluation forms. The committee is comprised of four faculty members and four students. All full time faculty members and teaching Academic Staff arc eligible for the Teaching Excellence Award, with the exception of those who have received it in the last seven years. Those ineligible are: Douglas DeVinny, Norman Cloutier, Laura Gellou, Esther Wilson, Thomas Foumellc, Pamela Pierce, David Holmes, Lisa Komctsky, Jane Pinnow, Ross Gunderson, and Don Kummings. LTD. MOM: . 5 0$ tappers *2.75 Tatars l£§s: *2.-75nWrs WEDS; Dante \o +faz TosWs, wi+ti 4R£(# 1ERIA7ALL free Roil drink wtffi 7brkskfe. I.i>. -fwiRg -dam Again with Tiwki'd&s OefP Lemmewiann ffti.tSta lofea'sttuUKE«M 5 -^ <fool6hll ALLVf\Y/.': y?00 tyiieachein cfyoa. Shiclm 55^'9695 Welfare rights,child care issues, health care needs and job improvement will be among the various topics discussed during the third annual "Focus on Women Conference: Working to Solve our Problems" Friday, March 1. The conference, which will be held in the UW-Parkside Union, will begin at noon and will conclude with a dinner and awards presentation at 8pm. Cost of the entire event is S20. Cost of attending only the afternoon workshops is $12. Financial assistance, child care and transportation is available upon request. Both the Kenosha and Racine Women's Commissions will be involved in the day's programming and will spearhead follow-up activities after the conference. The conference is designed to develop strategics and initiatives for solving issues particular to women's concerns. Featured speakers will be Sarah Harder, past national president of the American Association of University Women, past chair of the Wisconsin Women's Council and an advocate for women in the educational system; Lidia PazBeckett, executive director of Women's Business Initiative Corporation, an organization devoted to helping low income women start and maintain their own business; Deborah Dardon, founding member of Right Alternatives Family Services in Milwaukee and coordinator of Milwaukee 9 to 5 Job Retention Project; Ellen Bravo, executive director of Milwaukee 9 to 5 and regional organizer for the national organization; Deborah Wheeler, head of the School Age Parent Program for the Milwaukee Public School System; Patricia Limburg, founding director of Women's Place at St. Luke's Hospital in Racine; and Bonnie Michaels, vice president of nursing at Sl Luke's Hospital in Racine and former director of Prentice Women's Hospital in Chicago, a division of Northwestern Memorial Hospital. Coordinator of the conference is Anne Statham, associate professor of sociology at UW-Parksidc. The conference is sponsored by the University of WisconsinParksidc, Sl Luke's Hospital of Racinc, Racine Junior League, and the Racine and Kenosha Women's Commissions. For more information on the program or financial assistance, call Statham at (414) 553-2162. To register for the conference, call the UW-Parkside Office of Continuing Education at (414) 553- 2312. Community Service Announcements PRE-MED AND NURSING STUDENTS: PLEASE READ. Kenosha Hospice is offering 4 week training beginning March 12th (Tuc$. & Thurs.) for Hospiceyoluntcers. Learn how to enhan^^ quijty'Of life tor terminally Blpaaents. One year commitment. Flexible scheduling of hone visits after training. Ask for more BLOOD PRESSURE SCREENERS NEEDED. St Maty's Charitable Foundation in Racine offers an Outreach blood:pressure sci^fing program00 minority^,^inc<Wnc,;^|fcrly and youth. Training begins first week of March. $>'- ->;• UW-PARKSIDE WOMEfcPS CENTER HAS OPENINGS FOR VOLUNTEER STAFF. Tucsda&and Thursdays between 8-12 are avmUbteg^sciiedi^/l^hbUrl^ift'wedkv' 111 IIllBSI iiillfli El^^USl AS^CStT^FNTINTERF;STF:D IN SOUTHEASTERN wi HiSTORY. Da^tsneededfcff Weekend tour throtvph the. Kenosha Cot tmv Historical a .. J V For more information contact Carol Engbcrg in the Career Center or call 553-2011 % f .-HIGH QUALITY ACCOMMODATIONS FOR 7 NIGHTS AT THE -BAIUA MAR CONCOHOTEL ON THE BEACH •POOL. TENNIS COURTS. HOT TUBS. KITCHENETTES •ROUND TRIP CHARTERED MOTOR COACH -PLANNED PARTIES ON SIGHT •ESCORTED TH KOLGHOUT SO.PADRE' ISLAND 219 con*>l#t» PANAMA CITY BEACH 319 eomptote SO. PADRE ISLAND FO« FURTHER INFORMATION AND RESERVATIONS UNION RM. 209 553-2294 . 'lie Idll Input NoteDPoR M«ntpuUt» 6iih>I> P»«Ii CM Iwltit liwtlirin BE • ,pe, | ....tfo.m O «p«n I tturim Qtitmplra O'-'a i >('•») ("HI • IJ • rp. 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JACUZZI V111 ROUND TRIP MOTOR COACH BEACH PLANNED PARTIES-ON SIGHT •ESCORTED THROUGHOUT Students rally around proposed "mini-skirt" bill United Council Press Release Madison—Students this mo.vJt are rallying around the "pro mini-skir*" bill, introduced by Senator Barb Ulichny (D-Milwaukce) and Representative Peggy Roscnzwcig (R-Wauwatosa). The proposed legislation would prohibit the use of a victim's manner of dress as evidence in a sexual assault triai. Jennifer Smith, United Council's Women's Director, spoke in favor of the bill, stating that "Wisconsin has had a history of progressive legislation in this area, but this legislation is long overdue. "We fully support this measure, and hope that this will mitigate the attitude jurors may have that the victim was "asking for it" by their manner of dress. The proposed legislation is based on a Florida law, reportedly one of the first of its kind. The 'manner of dress' proposal was brought forward as one of the many changes considered by a Special Legislative Council, chaired by Sen. Ulichny, set up to review Wisconsin's Rape Shield statutes. United Council Legislative Director LanceWalter stated/This legislation is a crucial next step in the process of eliminating sexual assault, and starts by taking the blame off the victims." United Council, the Wisconsin state student association, fully supports the mini-skirt bill, and feels that this proposed legislation is a ogl ical and important follow up step from Wisconsin's Act 177. Act 177, passed last year, mandates that all schools in the University Wisconsin System distribute sexual assault information to all UW students. This legislation was also strongly supported and lobbied by Wisconsin students, who now feci that the proposed miniskirt bill furthers the intent of Act 177. As in the past, United Council and students in the UW system will continue to monitor and support legislation affecting students. United Council. Inc. is the oldest and one of the largest stale student associations in the nation, representing over140.000students for more than thirty years. Changes in math policy draw criticism Continued from Page 1 part-time students who have taken fercnt compared to 016," said Gcllott. "This course is somewhat different and will be different in the future. This is the intellectual reason why students will not receive retroactive credits." "In view of the way these matters were handled, as it pertains to using the same book, and basically the same course, and this occuring in the middle of the academic year, all presently enrolled full-time and Math 016 should receive graduation credits for it," said Horner. "This is very unfortunate," said Frank Martinelli, Justice of PSGA's Judicial Branch. 'The administration believes that students graduate with more than enough credits, so it doesn't matter if wc pay $320 for the exact same course for no credits." "No, students shouldn't get credits for it." said Chris Daniel PSGA Vice President. "To my understanding, the course is not completely the same. You can't positively incorporate the needs of each student who has taken the course. You have to start a change in policy somewhere." If you have taken Math 016 in the past and feel that you should receive credits toward graduation, you can go to PSG A, WLLC D139, and sign the petition. jRanger, Page 14 Feature * February 28.1991 Feature * Firebaugh experiences a healthy high in the hills By Mona Shannon Feature Writer Many people take up hobbies that allow them to escape the stresses of their jobs in a relaxing manner. Other people prefer excitement to relaxation. Professor Morris Firebaugh enjoys both kinds of hobbies. He likes to sail, which he says is a very relaxing way to spend an afternoon, and it allows for a great deal of camaraderie. But he also loves the challenge and adventure of mountain climbing. "Mountain climbing gets you about as high as you can get and is very rugged and adventuresome; and you see some very lovely parts of the world." Professor Firebaugh started mountain climbing in 1960 when a college friend learned to climb and introduced him to the sport He does a lot of climbing with his son, Steve, who started climbing at the age of three or four. His daughter also started climbing at a young age, but he says his wife doesn't climb if she can avoid it. Firebaugh docs most of his climbing in Wyoming and Colorado, and his favorite range is the Tetons in Wyoming. He has climbed all the maior peaks of the Tetons, including tne Grand Teton, which he has climbed twice. He has also done some climbing in the HighSierras and Canada. Someday he would like to climb the Alps. Firebaugh does his climbing in the summer, but at higher elevations there is snow and temperatures of 30-40 degrees. He says he usually doesn't feel the cold because of the elevation and because he is working hard. He did have a frightening experience in the snow last June, when he and his son, Steve, were climbing Mt. Baker in Washington. They found themselves up to their waists in soft snow, unable to walk; Campus Police investigation Continued from Page 1 6. What actions or interventions should be undertaken by the University to assure minority students that they are treated in a fair and equal manner by Campus Police? Kaplan has also put together the Campus Police Program Review Advisory Committee, which is chaired by James Kinchen, UWParkside Associate Professor of Music. Kinchen also chairs the Racial Awareness and Cultural Diversity Committee, which serves to assess the campus climate and offer educational programs for the university community on topics of race relations, non-discrimination, and multi-cultural issues. The committee is also to identify where the the campus stands in the present and the future on campus climate for individuals of all races and cultural heritages. The advisory committee will participate in Wilson's review process and make recommendations to the Chancellor after it has reviewed Wilson's report. The Domestic Abuse Law, SCHOLARSHIPS - GRANTS There exists billions of dollars in financial aid for higher education. Much of it goes unused every year because most people believe the myths about financial need, etc., or they just don't know where to look! It's our job at PAGE ONE to help you. The one time processing fee is surprisingly low and our guarantee is better that risk free! For free and complete Information, return the form below: Send to: PAGE ONE - Student Financial Aid Services j 10332 Kraut Road Franksville, Wisconsin 53126 Name, Address. City. School now attending:. i State Zip. .Year in School. Fellow climber with Morris Firebaugh on the peak they had to lay on the snow and almost swim through it in order to get out. Firebaugh says the hardest climb he ever made was on Gannett Peak, the highest mountain in Wyoming. It is surrounded by glaciers and normally takes two days toclimb. He and his son started at 5 am and completed the climb at midnight. The scariest climb he made was up the 3,000 ft. vertical face of Symmetry Spire in the Tetons. He started the climb at 8:00 in the morning and at 8:00 in the evening was still climbing. " I was very frightened and exhausted " Mountain climbing can be very dangerous, but Firebaugh has only fell once, while he was teaching students how to climb at Devil's Lake. He had just taught a girl how to belay, which is when the higher climber holds the rope for the person climbing up. If the lower climber falls, the higher climber locks the rope and stops the fall. He was the lower climber when he fell; the girl was able to stop his fal 1 onl y fi vc feet above the ground. Firebaugh says every climb is different, just as every time he goes sailing is different. "In both cases, nature makes the final decision; you have to survive the best you can." which states UW-Parkside students who are rooming together can go straight to jail if they arc involved in a fight, is a policy Wilson will review. Last semester, a black female student residing at housing was arrested after gelling into a fight with a white female student who she had roomed with in the past. The Campus Police arrest was said to have been discriminatory after the white female officer only arrested the black student. Wilson has been with the Madison Police Department for the pastl9 years. Some of his responsibilies include Detective of Investigative Service Bureau, Metro Narcotics Section and Vice Section, Youth Aid Section and Neighborhood Intervention Project. He is also assigned to the Experimental Police District.Tcam Management of the Detective Section, and is currently assigned to the Investigative Services Bureau. Wilson's past special assignments include the following: Belonged to Hostage Negotiations Team, Career Development Task Force, Neighborhood Intervention Project, Special Assignments to assist area pol ice departments with recruiting and oral board, and Madison Police Department's recruitment and selection. Nigerian culture and art examined j Gwen Heller Feature Editor While Wisconsin remains trapped in the cruelties of unrelenting winter weather, Nigeria, an African nation an ocean away, is enduring scorching temperatures in the 90s and 100s. According to Nike Olyaniyi Davies. a Yoruba native, "I love America, but not the cold weather!" Ms. Davies has been a guest lecturer on campus for the last two weeks. As a world-renowned batik artist and clothing designer, she has travelled the globe speaking about her work and that of other Nigerian artists. While visiting the Racine area, Ms. Davies has given a number of presentations ranging from traditional Nigerian head-ties to womens' roles in contemporary Nigerian society. Several anthropology and art classes, as well as the Black Student Organization, have had the opportunity to meet with Davies and view her artwork firsthand. The processes in completing a batik design are tenuous and can take weeks to complete. While she relies upon natural resources such as cotton, indigo, and bird feathers to create a piece, Davies finds that aspects of modcm Western style are gradually interweaving their way into age-old tradition. In fact, one of her headties isconstructcd out of purple and black lame accented by golden thread. Davies claims that this "shiny look" is growing in popularity at home. Originally from Ogidi, a small village with no electricity, cars, or running water, Ms. Davies now lives in Oshogbo, a bustling Nigerian city. She is the mother of five children, the oldest of which attends college in California. Aside from conducting workshops in Oshogbo for aspiring artists, Davies displ aysherartingalleriesin Lagos, the capital city of Nigeria. During a recent lecture to Dr. Lillian Trager's Cultural Anthropology class, Davies elaborated on various aspects of Nigerian society. One of the most informative topics she covered was the polygamous marital structure. It is common practice among Yoruba men to marry more than one woman. Davies herself was formerly married to a man who had eighteen wives. While monogamous marriages exist, this traditional custom of multiple wives is widely accepted among the Yoruba, an ethnic group of Nigeria. And according to Davies, "It is not easy to let your husband marry another wife.but tradition is hard to break." The rich legacy of folkore among the Yoruba wasanotherarea for discussion. Davies explains that worship of certain deities is a integral part of life. She used the Oshun Festival as an example. Each year, an internationallyknown festival occurs in Nigeria where Oshun, goddess of the river, is honored. People come to ask Oshun for gifts such as a child, a husband, or money. There are numerous clauses that are common knowledge among the Yoruba. For instance, if one does not ask for anything, bad luck could result. Also, if the woman who serves as "priestess of the shrine" is not given some money, bad luck is likely. The tradition of folklore and custom are evident in the works of Nigerian artists, but scenes from religion and modem-day life are also employed. Davies displayed a large wallhanging that depicted a motorcycle that she had ridden on and been injured by in an accident. Nike Olaniyi Davies will culminate her visit to Parkside with a special fashion show tonightat5:30 pm in the Union. The event is free and open to the public. The clothing designs of Davies and other Nigerian artists will be modeled by several Parkside students. February 28.1991 Feature Ranger, Page IS IBM Volunteer of the week Life after Parkside Jon Hiller is a sophomore premcd student from Milwaukee living in university housing. Jon's volunteer experience is an example of the limitless opportunities college students have if they so choose. Last November, Jon inquired if his interest in forensic pathology could be a volunteer experience. Mark J. Witeck, Kenosha County Medical Examiner, was contacted and agreed to include Jon in his autopsy work, even allowing Jon to he present at crime scenes when investigative work was being done. During the month of January, Jon observed and assisted at three autopsies and has learned much first hand. Mark explains each procedure in detail so that Jon can continue the learning process. Because of his volunteer assignment, Jon is able to do research in medical parasitology with Dr. Amin at Parkside. The results will later be published. Jon Hiller Mark Witeck thinks Jon is doing fine. "Jon's interest is obvious. He asks questions since each case is different. We discuss what caused the death and if ii could have been prevented. There are times when he has been an extra hand for me." Women for Guatemala 'Staff Writer fpSilg Onda Latina is sponsoring "Women for Guatemala" on Wednesday, March 6 at 12 noon; in the Union Bazaar. Q The "Weavers Project of Women for Guatemala" wilt give a presentation to promote awareness and appreciation of the Gua-; temalan cu I lure by speak ing about Hbeht political and ecomimiC situation in Guatemala. ' t'itl There will be various opportunities for active response, and ; weaving! produced- by the • Wid Jf ows' Cooperatives in Guatemala will be for;sale.- [|f| y§ j§ Iff ; > Fo rinformaiion.contactAnn Duquainc at 553*2855 for Prof. Cynthia Tompkins at 553-2130. MURDER. SEX. SUSPENSE, SIMS,SM(M! II SUPER'S MOST THRILLING MOVE* -GRIPPING: - UFIRST-R\TE THRILLER." - l.wai >M« mr\in»s **ti*ooo "A REAL SIZZLER." - B.h.-O f r.irt.ia Si 'SPELLBINDING. PASSIOWTE.- "KEEPS TO BRELTHLESS." - r» Tr^rv DOUiM. iTCAl - R—1. »t TH1 MW1L» "EXCITING..RIMTING... ••••!" - 1—• l>m. GO.MT1 M»i SI*>K1 -TOTALLY ABSORBING." - JirtAktrn. H A R R I S O N F O R D P R E S U M E D INNOCENT MARCH 6 & 8 9* 8PM UNION CINEMA Kimberly A. Tenerelli Feature Writer Susan Michetti is the President of Michetti Multi-media Associates. Sounds impressive, doesn't it? Well, it is. Susan is considered a print media specialist. She researches, writes, edits, does design and layout, and coordinates production, primarily on textbooks from Kindergarten to College, but does work with other print media. She also consults management for two companies. This entails coordinating production activities for entire textbook programs, and scheduling and tracking material (locating material). There arc three main parts that Susan has to work on; manuscript, art, and layout and design. She also checks the quality of the publication to see if it is up to the set standards. Many skills arc needed for this type of job. Skills in editing, layout and design, management, and training are essential. Good communications skills, both oral and written, arc required. The approximate salary can range from S20.000 a year and up. Once in management, you could earn up to $80,000, but not until various skills are learned and responsibility is earned. This usually takes ten to fifteen years to achieve. It should be stated that Susan said that in this type of career, you are dealing with millions of dollars and that deadlines are most important You have to give up your private life for this career. The best locations for this type of career is New York and Boston. Other opportunities exist in San Francisco and Houston. Big city metropolitan areas are best Susan stated, however, that Milwaukee is not a good area. Susan majored in English and Political Science with a minor in Communications. She felt this was the best major she could have chosen for this type of work. The most positive aspect of Parkside, Susan felt, was the free thought present at Parkside and the opportunities that existed. She also said that she was challenged by her professors, two in particular, who taught her to write and how to deal with problems out in the real world. Parkside demanded the ability to think through ideas, to recognize inferior plans that have not been thought out and superficial proposals. The skills required for this type of job were not all learned at Parkside, such as layout, design and training, but there are skills that can be acquired at Parkside for this career choice. Writing, communication, and research skills can be acquired mastered. Susan suggested taking various courses to give flavor to your outlook. Although there aren't usually internships because of the high money risk involved in book publishing. there are cxtra-cumcular activities • and internships in writing and communication areas. The advice Susan gives to all of us students is "to yive body and soul to course. Get your money out of your educations. Excellence is where it is at, not only in educations, but in the workforce." Honesty and integrity play a big part as well, expressed Susan.. .She also Susan Michetti felt the criticism she got along the way helped her to learn. "Everyone has to be a student at heart all of their lives and continue to lcam because industry is always changing and you have to stay on top of it," stated Susan. Remember that. No one can every stop learning; it is not over after life at Parkside. National Hamburger Week March 4-8 Monday Bacon Cheeseburger Tuesday Mushroom Swiss burger Wednesday Grilled Patty Melt Thursday Pizza Burger Friday Western BBQ Burger Come celebrate with us in the Coffee Shoppe and the Union Dining Room Raoger, Page 16 Classified February 28,1991 To place dassitied advertising in the University ol Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stopj in 11he Range.dudm^e^^e^eS'rS^AII the Coflee Shoppe. Deadline tor classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All dassit ed ads placed by u , h h fo|lowing classitied ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order IIan errar ^ cust0° 8[s. The uw° week. No retunds. The University ot Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, stall and members are not Business Manager at (414) 553-2395. Parkside Ranger reserves the right to reluse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquines to the UW-Parkside Rang 9 I CLUB EVENTS I I FOR SALE I I HELP WANTED | | PERSONALS | Attention history lovers. 1st History Society meeting Wed. March 4, 12pm. All welcome! Parkside Airborne Rangers Assoc. (PARA) meets every Wed. at noon in Moln 163. FOR SALE 1 1987 Dodge Shadow 5 speed loaded, good condition, call 553-2320 (day) or 634-3052 (evenings). Last chance for the Apple Scribe Printer. Don't delay! $50.00. Call after 4:30 at 654-0095. For Sale used office equipment: 1 table, 3 desks with chairs, 2 typewriters. Great . Plains accounting software. Phone 633-6575. Deal of the Decade: one brown Philco full size refridgerator with a complimentary pair of junior crosscountry skis. $100 or best offer. Call after4:30pm 654- 0095. I FUND RAISING 1 Best fundraiser on-campus! Is your fraternity, sorority or club interested in earning $500.00 to $1,000.00 for a one week, on-campus marketing project? You must be well organized and hard working. Call Lena at (800) 592-2121, ext. 115. | HELP WANTED | Nationwide company offers summer employment. Managerial and general employment needed. Coming from New Jersey, will be in main concourseMarch 5,2-4 pm. Sponsored by Mike Plate. Photographers and advertising reps needed at the Ranger. Training provided. Call 553- 2295. I MISCELLANEOUS 1 Wake-n-bake spring break '91! Cancun from $399, no addons. Jamaica from $539. Come play in this year's hottest spring break destinations. Don't be left in the cold. Availability limited. Sun Splash Tours 1-800-426- 7710. PERSONALS ] CITY OF KENOSHA Seeks student workers for Summer employment. Apply at: City of Kenosha Personnel Department 625 52nd Street Kenosha, WI53140 Affirmative Action Employer M/F/H Women Hoops - Good Luck! Mike, Ted, Len & Lemm. Jon- How's your tight jeans? Terrino, good job at the lip sync. Your friend and colleague - Chrisirino. Exam secret! Raise that GPA now! Report tells how. Gauranteed. $5.00 post paid. Book bazar; Dept. PR; 5310- 32 Ave; Kenosha, Wl 53144! Check out next week's Easter coloring competition in the Ranger. Cash prizes awarded. 2CC, MVP of Vies win over Croats. I SERVICES OFFERED Room, apartment or home for rent? The office of Residence Life is seeking offcampus housing accommodations for the summer and fall 1991. Contact Steve Wallner at 553-2320 with your off-campus listing. RESEARCH INFORMATION Largest Library ot Information in U.S. - aH subjects Order Catalog Today with VIsa/MC or COD Or. rusrt $2.00 to. Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave J206-A. UJS Ang eles CA 90025 Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 HELP WANTED SC Johnson Wax Golden Rondelle Theater Guest Relations Representative The Guest Relations Representative represents the corporation to all levels of corporate and public guests by providing: • tours of all SC Johnson Wax facilities • tours of Racine and its points of interest • staffing for the Golden Rondelle daily operations and special events. Candidates should possess strong communication and presentation skills and a high level of energy and flexibility. Poise in public speaking and a professional appearance are also necessary. This is a part-time position with an irregular work schedule, including daytime, evening, and weekend hours. An average work week involves 20 hours of activities. Interested persons should send a resume and letter of interest to: SC Johnson Wax Guest Relations Center 1525 Howe Street Racine, Wl 53403 SC Johnson Wax is an Equal Opportunity Employer. H a w k s 2319 63rd St. Kenosha 652-8988 "Where music matters" March 1 Somethin Wild March 2 Roxx Boys March 8,9 Push Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 20, February 28, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Summer Issue Spectacular Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ijjP" University ofWisconsin-Parkside Summer Issue Spectacular! Rjager photo by Don Range A sleeping giant During the school year the Communication Arts Building (right) and the Wyllie Library and prepare for the upcoming school year. However the campus will pick up the pace Learning Center (left) are busy places on campus. But the summer months are when approximately 1,700 students begin summer classes on Monday, June 18. Other contrasted by as lower pace ass tudents and professors uset he time to catch up on studies events scheduled for the summer include Elderhostel, sports camps and conferences. Counselor's Corner: Advice To Start College Right Page 2 Inside == Student Leaders Want You To Become Involved. Pages 4 & 5 Revised Sports Section Is Now A Pullout Insert. Pages B1-B8 2 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger College Life and Studies Different Than High School Start right, start bright, I wish I may, I wish I might. Andwhenldo, I'll knowi t's 'cause, I listened to Stu and did things right. This is obviously a very long article. If you're impatient and don't want to read any more of the fine print, skip directly to the points enumerated at the end. If you want the full benefit of what I've written, however, stick with me and keep reading (you don't have to do it in one sitting). As with most new situations we encounter in life, and especially that of starting college, there's nothing like having some advance information on what things will be like so you can be better prepared to deal effectively with what you run into. And for those coming directly to UW-Parkside from high school, which is thec ase fort he majority of new students and the group for whom this article is written, iits especially important both to have some insight into how different college will be from high school and to seek out resources at the University, as necessary, to help make the transition a smooth and successful one. So in this "The Counselor's Corner," a column appearing in the Ranger a number of times each semester. Some of the more commonly encountered differences will be highlighted along with some that are more subtle. The overall environment at UW-Parkside You come and go as yopul ease. Nobody asks you whyy ou're walking in the halls, aren't in class or what you're doing just hanging around. Withtheexceptionofdoing it in the classrooms, the library and theaters, you can eata nd drink soda almost anywhere on campus and, until a policy goes into effect that says you can't do it at all, smoke (yuk) in designated areas. There are no bells signaling a start or end to classes, so you have to pay attention to time. And you won't hear any announcements in homeroom, because there is no homeroom. You can go bowling in the middle of the dayif you wanto r pop quarters into the video games in the Rec Center, and best of all you can study in the library. You're also going to see students who look old enough to be your parents and then some. That's because UW-Parkside has one of the highest percentages of what they call "non-traditional age" students in the UW System. These folks take their learning very seriously (as evidenced by their good grade point averages) and you'll appreciate having them in your classes with you. They also benefit, believe it or not, from being in classes with younger students like yourself. Your classes One thing that may really throw you is that classes don 't meet every day. Most classes only meet two w three times a week, although some meet more and a few meet less. There's also something called a "modular" class. These meet for less than a full semester (usually eight weeks). They are often found in Phy Ed and Academic Skills courses such as Study Skills and Reading Improvement. You choose your classes (best done by working with your adviser) and when you want to take them. Depending on class availability, you work out a schedule that meets your educational needs and personal time constraints. Only one note of caution here: the more you limit yourself to certain times of the day when you would like to take classes, the fewer classes there will be to choose from. Look at it this way: going to Parkside is like having af ull-time job; to thee xtent possible you should be planning your class schedule and locking in the times you're going to study The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner their skills in English and math before taking more advanced courses in those areas. Also, spending extra time taking additional exploratory courses in potential areas you might major in means you'll make a better decision as to what you want to focus on at Parkside; similarly, taking additional electives in an area once you've chosen your major means you'll make yourself more attractive to potential employers when it's time to graduate. Most students take about five to six years to graduate. This is true across the country as well as at Parkside. I have always told students that whatever is waiting out there for them at the end of four years will almost certainly be out there for them after five or six years; they may even be better prepared to greet it. Using your time effectively You must use your time effectively if you're going to be successful! An hour or t wo between classes may be used for homework, addi- S tudentsfail not because they lack intelligence but because they lack the necessary commitment to their academic goals and don't use their time effectively. first and then fit in everything else. "How many courses should I take my first semester?" This is a question commonly asked by new students. In general, if you were a strong high school student, somewhere around 15 or 16 credits would be a good bet. If you weren't that strong you should plan to take only 12 or 13 credits, and a course in Study Skills should be a part of that load. Regardless of how you did in high school, don't get caught up in that "I have to graduate college in four years or else" mentality; for many students that isn't possible because they need to strengthen tional study time to keep up with your classes, to prepare for an exam, or play pinball in the Rec Cento-. Your choice. And having all day Tuesday aid Thursday free (if that's how your schedule turns out) means you have to decide what your priorities are going to be—school, job, or play. I've never believed you can do all three simultaneously and be good at each of them. Very few successful students are able tow ork more than 20 hours a week in addition to going to school. Students fail not because they lack intelligence but because they lack the necessary commitment to their academic goals and don't use their time effectively. Homework and tests It's fairly safe to assume that most of your college courses will be more rigorous than those you had in high school. You'll be expected to approach learning differently: analyze more, develop independent thinking, grapple with ideas, determine cause and effect that you're expected to spend two to three hours studying outside of class for every hour you're in class. Don'tbe lulled into a false sense of security by how easy classes may seem at the beginning of the semester. Sometimes things start slow but pick up speed quickly. If you don't keep up with classes on a daily basis you'll find it's too late to catch up when things really get I encourage students to get involved because it helps them feel they are more a part of the campus. relationships. You'll love it! The amount of homework and number and type of tests (multiple choice, true-false) vary with instructor. Some assign minimal amounts of homework, others expect you to do something for every class, and others fall in between. Regardless of how much or how little homework is assigned, the rule of jjiumb has always been going. You'll also have instructors who only give two tests the whole semester and others will test you every week. Where tests are few and far between you'll be expected to remember more for each exam. A few instructors may even allow you to drop a low grade you get on see Rubner, page 3, col. 1 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Published every Thursday during th e academic year. The Ranger does not; pubfish during breaks or hoBdays. The Ranger is published solefy by the stu-: dents of UW-Park side, who are responsible for its editorial policy and content: Letters to the editor will only be accepted if they are typed, doubted spaced, and; 350 words or Jess. AB letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for venfication purposes. Names wtli be withheld upon request The Ranger reserves the right to edit tetters and refuse those which a re false and/or Deadline for all fetters and classified ads is Monday at 10 a.m for pubficarion on: Thursday. Subscription rate for one year is $5.00, Please address all correspondence to: Ranger UW-Parkside Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha. W1 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 Editor-In-Cbief News Editor Craig A. Simpkirts Busines Manager Dan Quappetta Kenneth). Schuh International Editor Adveitsing Manager Cvven Heller Terri Fortney Feature Editor Advertising Representative Suzanne Mantuano Heather McGee Asst. Feature Editor Public Relations Director Carta Checki Greg Lebrick Entertainment Editor Co-Photo Editors DawnMailand Don Prange Sports Editor Todd Goers JeffLemmermarm Photographer Asst. Sports Editors Patrick Puhr jeff Reddick Advisors Ted Mdntyre Stuart Rubner Copy/Layout Editor Jan Nowak Dan Pacetti Cartoonist Layout Editor Paul Berge Scott Singer Design Consultants . • ' Pace Associates Ranger Thursday, June 14,1990 3 Stockwell Welcomes AH Students On Behalf of UW-Parkside Faculty The key players in any flourishing and progressive institution take seriously that institution's reason for being—its mission. Certainly a university faculty must do so if the university is to serve its students effectively. Vast amounts of public and private dollars are invested in campus facilities, in faculty and staff salaries, in student services, in teaching and research laboratories. Millions, annually. Lifetimes of energy are invested by faculty in preparing themselves to teach, in pursuing research, in advising successive generations of students. Why? To what end? What is the point of such a massive investment? Universities exist for the sharing of knowledge — for teaching; for the generation of new knowledge — for research; and for the innovative application of knowledge — for service. Some universities fulfill these roles better than others; but these roles, for the most part are common to all. What distinguishes the University of Wisconsin-Parkside from most other universities? Primarily, it is the seriousness of purpose with which its faculty undertakes these roles. The fundamental objective of the UW-Parkside faculty is the achievementof excellence in teaching. You will not face graduate teaching assistants in the classroom John Stockwell as a UW-Parkside freshman. You will work with professors — those same professors who work with advanced students and who are engaged in advancedresearch. You will have the opportunity to develop close, collegial relationships with them. If you work to your potential, you can be sure they will work intensely with you tod evelop your analytical and problem solving skills, preparing you for full participation in an advanced technological society. Engaging you in the teaching/learning process ist he fundamental concern of the UWParkside faculty. What else distinguishes this university? Before expecting scholarly activity from you, the faculty expects it of themselves. The magnitude of the faculty's accomplishment from year to year in research and creative activity is truly outstanding, exceeding that which one would encounter on the vast majority of campuses of our. size. Why? The expectations the faculty hold for themselves are very high. Their own work in labs, studios, and libraries lends immense credibility to the expectations they hold for you. In this way and many other ways, the faculty's commitment to excellence in teaching and research interact to your direct benefit. Finally, this faculty is unique in see Stockwell, page 4, col. 1 Rubner Continued from page 2 one of your tests (very generous, I'd say). All of this means you really have to stay on top of things and be prepared to take full responsibility for your own learning! "Hey, wait a minute," you say. "Isn't that the instructor's job?" Read on... Grades and Repeats You got grades in high school and you'll get them in college. It's the university's way of telling you how well you are doing. If the grade you receive for a course is not what you were expecting then by all means talk with the instructor about what happened. You can repeat a course if you are not satisfied with how you did in it The grade you get the second time around is the one which gets calculated into your grade point average, but theo riginal grade stays on your transcript since it's part of yourofficial academic record. You may repeat a course as often as you like but it's always the most recent grade that isu sed tod etermine your overall grade point average. the instructor determine what you have to do to complete the course. When you've done what you had to do, the instructor will give you a grade for the course. If the incomplete isn't made up by the end of the next full semester it turns to an "F." Instructors It's safe to say that mosint structors will notride herd on you, which lends credence to what I just said —that you are responsible for your own learning. You'll find many of your instructors more informal, casual, and relaxed than in high school. Faculty attire will vary froms uits/sport coats and ties for men and dresses for women to jeans and sweatshirts for both. While instructors may tell you to be sure to buy the textbooks for the course, they probably won't go around the room to bes ure you did. Some of your instructors will take attendance, some won't Most encourage students to ask questions in class, some have specific class time set aside for questions. Many will stay around a few our going to college will probably be as much of a new experience for your parents as it will be for you. If for some extraordinary reason beyond your control you were unable to complete a course but did come reasonably close, you might try to convince the instructor to give you a grade of "I" for n"Icomplete." When this happens you and minutes after class so students can talk with them, others will have commitments to run off to. All are expected to have office hours, and these are often the best times to get in to see them. NOTE: Don't associate a casual or informal style with permissiveness; this can be deceptive and result in youdr oing poorly if you don't take the course or instructor seriously. How classes are taught In some courses the instructor will stand in front of the room and lecture for the better part of the semester, which means you better be very good at taking notes (watch for workshops on notetaking presented by the Learning Assistance and Counseling office or register for a one credit Study Skills module). In other courses there may be a nice mix of both lecture and giv-e and-take discussions between instructor and students. And some will be participatory or "hands on" (art, drama, science labs for example) with less talk and more doing. Yes, instructors still show films in college and take their classes on field trips. And when an instructor cannot make it to class chances are good the class will be canceleld for that day. Some students celebrate when that happens. Remember, however, that you or someone else is paying good money for that class, so don't party too much and don't waste that time when you find you have an hour or so free. Involvement in campus activities You may have participated in one or more clubs oarc tivities each year they were in high school. You can do that at Parkside, too. In fact I encourage students to get involved because it helps them feel they are more a part of the campus. You may, however, want to postpone your involvement in a club until after your first semester at which time you'll have a better idea of what clubs exist and how much time you'll have to devote to those extra activities. In addition to joining a club, there are countless other activities offered on campus, many of which are free. Announcements of performers, dances, coffee houses, films, art shows and other events always appear in the Rangera nd on bulletin boards around campus. You and your parents Finally, your going to college will probably be as much of a new experience for your parents as it will be for you. So you'll need to help them understand some of the things you' ve just reada bout Your life isn't going to be the same as it was in high school, but that doesn't 2. If you're still having trouble in a subject after talking with your instructor, be sure to come to the Academic Resource Center in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center and look into getting free tutoring in the subject 3. If you are having trouble thinking clearly and concentrating on your studies—two ingredients necessary for academic and personal success—then make an appointment to see one of the two counselors (Barbara Larson or myself) in the Learning Asistance and Counseling area. Either of us can help you identify and remove most roadblocks you encounter. 4. Don't walk around confused about policies andp rocedures. Stop at the Advising Center in lower Main Place for information and as- Don ' t be lulled into a false sense of security by how easy classes may seem at the beginning of the semester. mean they can't share your success with you. And if a parent is having trouble coping with your going to college, encourage them to come in and talk with one of the counselors in the Counseling and Testing office (see item 3 below). If all else fails Chances areexcellent thatif you work at it you'll be successful at UW-Parkside. If you run into difficulty, remember: 1. Don't ever hesitate to talk with an instructor if you aren't doing as well as you think you should be. sistance. 5. Get to know youra dviser and seek them out for advice in planning your schedule. 6. Uncertain as to what to major in (one of the major concerns of college students)? Talk to the staf in The Career Center. Well, you either made it through the fine print or you jumped from the first paragraph to the last section called If all else fails. In any case, think about the things I've pointed out from time to time. They are good points to remember. Enjoy the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, be successful, and make the mostof your experience. You'll never regret it. 1' 4 Thursday, June 14, 1990 Ranger Ranger Staff Getting Ready For New Features Changes Coming For Paper Py CRAIG SIMPKINS Editor-in-Chief The Ranger newspaper is published weekly by students of the University of Wisconsin-Paikside. The Ranger, the voice of UWParkside is produced entirely from desktop publishing, from the front logo to the final period on the last page. Staff meetings are held once a month in which all members of the Ranger are required to attend. Executive Committee meetings are held at least three times a semester. This committee is made up of the editor-in-chief and six otherelected members. Editorial staff meetings are held weekly. All section editors are required to attend these meetings. The Ranger staff consists of many staff members; both paid and volunteer positions are available. Positions include writers, photographers, editors in news, feature, entertainment, minority affairs, sports, copy, layout and photography, and assistant editors. You might also be interested in our year's newspaper. Weekly columns will be featured such as a spotlight on different services and organizations, recognizing international Getting involved in the Ranger will be one of the best decisions you make while attending UWParkside. Craig Simpkins staff and no experience is necessary. Our experienced staff members are always willing to orientate new students to our staff, as they were once new themselves. Getting involved in the Ranger will be one of the best decisions you make while attending UWParkside. While the staff takes the paper seriously when it comes to making deadlines, there are still many fun staff activities that take place outside of the Ranger. You will meet many different people that you will be friends with the rest of your life. Stop by, you won't regret it Our office is located in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, D139C or call our office at 553- 2287. We look forward to hearing from you. PAB Planning Big Events Bands and Activities business department which consists of a business manager, advertising manger, and advertising representatives. The Ranger will also need a circulation manager and a distribution manager. The Ranger will be adding many new and exciting features to this Stockwell Continued from page 3 its efforts to apply specialized knowledge to real problems, in bringing to bear their expertise on the challenging issues faced daily within the region the university serves. UW-Parkside is no ivory tower. It is a "metropolitan university," a leading citizen of the uiban corridor of Southeast Wisconsin with its faculty embedded in the affairs of the region. This commitment to regional service also pays dividends to students by engaging them in pre-professional activities through internships, field placements, and volunteer work. the faculty members of the University of Wisconsin-Paikside are, indeed, key players in this institution; and their professional excellence and commitment to the roles of teaching, research, and service are what separates the UWParkside from many of its counterparts. But the faculty recognize that their primary reason for being is thedevetopmentof students. That recognition, in fact, is what gives meaning to the faculty's endeavors. We welcome you to the University ofWisconsin-Parkside with an earnestness that is fundamental to our reasons for being as an institution and as a faculty. John Stockwell is the vice chancellor of the University of Wfeconsiu-Parkside. students, and honoring distinguished alumni with "Life After Parkside." The sports section will expand. It will be a special insert in the middle of the paper. Many ne w and exciting thingsa re coming your way in this year's Ranger. We welcome any student to our Student Action Is What PSGA Is All About The Focus The Parkside Activities Board is composed entirely of UWParkside students. These students, like yourself, work together to bring events like Jell-Owrestling, blockbuster movies, stand-up comedy acts, Broadway performances, hypnotists, popular dance bands, nationally known speakers, ski trips, gameshows, tailgate parties and much more to the UWParkside campus! Horner Has Committees To Be Filled The Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is the sole representative, and the recognized voice of the students attending the University of Wisconsin- Parkside to the administration and faculty in campus governance the legislative branch or student senate. The student senate has five standing committees: The Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC), Legislative Affairs Committee, Student Services Committee, Minority Actions Council, and Women's Affairs Committee. Theexecutive branch of student PsGA represents and ensures students' rights and privileges. 111.1 ' wim Bill Horner matters. PSGA, through it's membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Governments, is represented to the state legislature and the University of Wisconsin System Board of Regents. PSGA represents and ensures students' rights and privileges, oversees thedistributionofstudentfees, and actively works to improve the physical and academic atmosphere of the campus for all students. PSGA is composed of an executive branch, judicial branch, and government consists of the president, vice president, secretary, and treasurer. The president and vice president are elected by the student body in the spring election for one year terms. The secretary and treasurer are appointed positions. The judicial branch consists of five judges including the chief justice, who is elected by the other judges. The termo f office isf or three years. The judicial branch isa ppointed by the president and approved by the senate and the chancellor. The legislative branch consists of 18 senators, nine elected in the spring election, and nine elected in the fall election. SUFAC is a group of eight students responsible for the allocation of student activity funds for organizations and services for students at UW-Parkside. Six of the members are senators, and two members are elected from the general student body, one in the spring election, and one in the fall election. The committee presently allocates a budget of nearly one million dollars. This is the most important committee of PSGA. The Legislative Affairs Committee involves itself with issues on the local, state, and national level, that directly or indirectly affect students in higher education. The Student Services Committee acts as a liason between the studentbody and the UW-Parkside administration in voicing the rights and concerns of students. The majority of problems that affect students on campus are addressed by this committee. The Minority Actions Council represents the interests of all minority and disadvantaged students. Members of this committee act to address the issues that affect minority anddisadvantaged students, and to monitor the effectiveness of existing campuspolicies. This isa see Horner, page 5, col. 5 It's the students of the PAB who talk to agents, negotiate prices, and book the entertainment. They also run their own professional office on campus, and are responsible for a $100,000 budget Besides sharpening their communication skills and participating in meetings, they travel across the state and country to attend activities and conferences. Executing what they learn in their classes improves their future job It's the students of the PAB who talk to agents, negotiate prices, and book the entertainment. MichelleDeede resume. By working behind the scenes students have the opportunity to meet the celebrities. Joining PAB will make friendships that last a lifetime; and you will getalot more out of your college education. For more information on joining the PAB, contact Michelle Deede at 553-2650 or write to: UW-Parkside, Parkside Activities Board, Wood Road - Box No2000, Kenosha, WI 53141-2000. We hope to hear from you soon! Michelle Deede is the president of the Parkside Activities Board. Ranger Thursday, June 14,_1990J> Student Organizations Council Moving Forward Motto: Involvement The Student Organizations Council is the umbrella organization for all clubs available on campus. There are roughly 40c lubs available to students who attend the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. The clubs available on campus have an emphasis on the different goals of the students of the university. One might find that they prefer a club with an emphasis on academic goals. This person mightchoose Pre-Med, ift hey were going into that program, or maybe the Accounting Club if they were Horner Continued from page 4 pro-active committee of PSGA. The Women's Council Committee deals with the concerns of women's interests on campus. This is also a pro-active committee of PSGA. The committee is currently enjoying a resurgance of interest and growth at UW-Parkside, statewide, and on a national level as well. There are over 30 other faculty, and university committees to which PSGA appoints students. Membership on thesec ommittees are open to all students who meet the current "student life eligibility criteria." Students are encouraged to become involved. These committees involve academics, athletics, the student union, parking, and various other areas. The appointments to these committees are made by the executive branch and approved by the Senate. PSGA is located on the D-l level of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Bill Homer is the president of the UW-Parkside Student Government Association. 'THERE'S HOPE - WE CARE' 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414-658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OPTIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RD. KENOSHA in the business field. A student mightalso choose to join the Cheerleading club or if they like fantasy or adventure games, the Wargamers. SOC also tries to get the members of all clubs active in their committees that are set up to serve Parkside and the local community. A few of the committees available are Toys for Tots, which is designed to collect toys from UWParkside and give them to needy children in the community; and BACCHUS, which is a informational program for a safer Spring Break by trying to prevent students from drinking and driving. A student is welcome to be part of many Soc also tries to get the members of all clubs active in their committees that are set up to serve Parkside and the local community. Jodi Robison committees, even if they choose not to become part of a club. If you are interested in joining one of the SOC clubs or committees, please stop by our office, located in lower Main Place near the Coffee Shoppe or call 553- 2037. If you don't wish to get involved until the fall, SOC holds a Recruitment Fair in September. At that time, clubs and organizations will have booths set up to provide you with information on how to get involved. Jodi Robison is the president of the Student Organizations Council PASA Helps Adult Students Non-Trads Purpose of Organization The Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) is a major status organization composed of adult, very overwhelming and frustrating. But it need not be; PASA can help. PASA is an organization of currently enrolled non-traditional students, who from their own experiences and diverse backgrounds Returning to an academic environment is exciting as well as apprehensive because of the "juggling" of the many other responsibilities of life. non-traditional students, whose main purpose is helping other adults make a successful entry or re-entry into academic life. Non-traditional students are people (usually 25 or older) who are returning to school after a break in their education. As "non-trads" we bring with us a unique set of circumstances and needs. Returning to an academic environment is exciting as well as apprehensive because because of the "juggling" of the many other responsibilities of life. Sometimes this can become are able to understand your concerns regarding returning and continuing in school. We are always happy to meet new people, hear new ideasa, ccept volunteers, answer questions, give information on whom to see for individual problems, orjust to talk. Please feel free to stop in the PASA office which is located on the D-l level of the Wyllie Library- Learning Center in D139F. Make your life easier and get to know us. Student Community Service Program LITTLE PEOPLE NEED BIG PEOPLE. Kenosha Kinship needs mature students who have transportation to escort a child to monthly outings. Picnics, parties, swimming and rollerskating events are planned for children from single parent homes who are waiting to be matched. Police check and application form required. Minimum of three events yearly. Sign up today in the Career Center. ARE YOU A GOOD LISTENER? Several Kenosha and Racine organizations help children and adults who have personal problems via the telephone. Approximately three hours per week after training. No experience necessary. DEVELOP YOUR SUPERVISORY SKILLS. College students living in t he Kenosha and Racine areas have the opportunity to work closely with disabled persons in a workshop setting. Volunteer during summer or one semester for three hours weekly. On-site training. Only dependable students apply. For more details, contact Carol In the Career Center WLLC D175 or call 553-2011. THE NEW "JULIES" IS NOW OPEN IT^LlylN CUISINE /instate QOo0 •V-\ rZ + TED THOMPSON Senior Account Agent 1912 Lathrop Avenue, Racine, WI 53405 Bus. 632-3124 Res. 639-2829 FREE DELIVERY 4PM -11PM DAILY! CARRYOUTS AVAILABLE BANQUET FACILITIES AVAILABLE CALL NOW - OR STOP IN - FOR YOUR PIZZA SPECIAL 1543 22ND AVE, KENOSHA. 551-7324 PIZZA SPECIAL r i i i i L ANY 14 INCH OR LARGER PIZZA 1 I $1.00 OFF EXPIRES 9/1/90 r DINE IN SPECIAL 1 | 16" CHEESE PIZZA j | with 2 toppings of your choice l garlic bread and 4 sodas . ! $9.99 L — m^™RES 9/1/90 6 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Volunteering Benefits All That Become Involved • ... y-n By GWEN HELLER International Editor Looking for a way to jump into campus life as the doors to the wonderful world of college beckon to you? If you are ao pen-minded, motivated person who knows the meaning of altruism and can use it in a sentence, then the SCS organization may hold the key to your college involvement Joining Student Community Services could be the most significant and rewarding move you'll make during your college career. This organization, which is sponsored by the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center, links student volunteers with agencies, organizations, and programs in both Kenosha and Racine. The choices of where and when to volunteer are left up to the individual. The decision making process is simplified by Carol Engberg, director of SCS. Potential openings range from schoolroom tutor and accounting clerk to blooddr ive worker and radio broadcaster. Although this diverse list can seem overwhelming, Engberg will focus on activities that spark your interest. For example, a biology student can be placed at the emergency room of a local hospital to gain valuable experience for a future medical career. An education major may take on the task of tutoring an illiterate adult A foreign language expert can finda position asa translator. An advantage of the SCS program is that students who have no clue about future majors or careers can investigate possibilities through firsthand experience. Now that you have the desire to check out SCS, you are beginning to consider the logistics. You live on campus and do not have the wheels to cruise aroung town. No problem! Not only are there numerous volunteer openings on campus, but the public transportation systems are quite reliable to shuttle you to your job. Since the program began in 1988, over 300 students from UWParkside, Carthage College, and Gateway Technical College have given their time and energy free of charge to help put in the community. Don't let that number fool you! There are still a plethora of positions available for new volunteers. In fact, Engberg will telly ou that wec annot have" too many volunteers!" Some students feel that volunteering their valuable time isn't worth it, unless a paycheck accompanies their job descripti on. "Why should I work for free when I can go to get a job that pays?" many students ask themselves. If you have never volunteered before, or have done something for someone else that was out of the goodness of your heart, it is difficult to describe the unique feeling of satisfaction that accompanies a good deed. Volunteering brings back the qualities of selflessness, goodwill, and compassion that have slowly been erased from the modem lifestyles of society. Making a difference and feeling good about it is why people enjoy volunteeringa, nd why they continue with it. Recently a UW-Parkside volunteer said, "I work harder at my volunteer job than I do at my paying job. I enjoy my volunteer position more, and I guess that's why I devote so much energy to it" Many students go to classes, study for a few hours in the librar,y and go home to watch soap operas for the resto f the afternoon. By the time they graduate, they realize that the years have passed them by, and that they never bothered to get involved in any meaningful activities. Be aware that the opportunities ior you to become a mover and a shaker are waiting for you to reach out and make a difference. y y VS; Pholo By Don Piauge PARKSlDE RANGER Putting Some Time In Carol Engberg (left), coordinator of Student Community Services, consults with UW-Parkside student volunteer Donna Bahr. Becoming Involved In Red Cross An Educational Experience By DAN CHIAPPETTA News Editor Lakeshore County's Chapter of the American Red Cross is looking for volunteers to provide beneficial services for the Kenosha and Racine area. "Opportunities are open for college students. Experience is important, take advantage of volunteering," said Kirk Hartlage, director of Community Volunteer Services and Youth Services for the Kenosha and Racine area. "If you can find the time, make it. Rewards come at the end." Basic Aid Training- to promote and teach exciting new safety and first aid training for children. Blood Pressure Screenersneeded to do blood Pressure once a month. Receptionists- general light duties might consist of answering phones, photocoping and maybe a Kids taking the courses learn A Red Cross volunteer helps an elderly man in his garden The American Red Cross is providing courses for pre-teens and teens, but there are opportunities also available for the instructors. "Kids taking the courses learn new skills in which they will benefit in the future. The instructors energy will be rewarded with training and experience that will benefit them in the future," said Hartlage. The following are opportunities for college students to provide others with valuable services. Training will be provided. Babysitting- to teach responsible babysitting techniques. new skills in which they will benefit in the future." Kirk Hartlage some light typing. Like Busy Work?- need someone to cut and roll bandages for first aid and CPR classes. Recordkeeping- to record blood pressure stastisics and help maintain health service records. Friendly Visitor- Visit someone in a nursing home or their home. Drivers- to transport people to medical appointments, therapy, and treatments. Vehicle and gas provided. Disaster Volunteers- compassionate people needed who can follow procedures in the middle of chaos, work closely with people who are suffering hardships and injuries. Save a Life- learn first aid and CPR. Knowing Mowing- needed instructors to, teach children 12 years and older the basic procedures of safety, maintenance, and maneuvering of power lawn mowers. Over 60,000 lawn mower accidents each year. Registered Nurses- need to be available for major disasters and to assist in blood pressure screening. "Volunteering for theR ed Cross is a wonderful reference. Not getting paid shows you have a strong interest in working," explained Hartlage. For more information on volunteering call Community Volunteer Services at 553-4060. "If you have as pecial skill, there is someone out there that can use it," said Hartlage. ^angei^rhuj^da^June^^^^^Q^ Summer Job Tips By DAWN MAILAND Entertainment Editor Recognizing that summer jobs can be steppingstones to careers, college students advise their peers to look for opportunities to learn a variety of skills. Students and others who are launching job searches this summer will find a world of opportunities, if they know where and how to look. Mitchell S. Fromstein, president and CEO of Manpower Inc. which expects to fill more than 100,000 temporary job openings this summer, offers these tips for job seekers. 1. Get started early. Not only will you have an edge for the jobs that interest you, you'll demonstrate initiative and drive to potential employers. It may still take you a while to line up a job, but the fact that you started early will work in your favor. 2. Use your contacts. Go beyond the newspaper ads, because many good jobs are never advertised. Networking can work well for you: talk to your friends, relatives and teachers. Don't forget former employers; they may not have a job for you this year, but they may pass along leads about others who are hiring. 3. Turn to the professionals. Temporary help firms and government job service offices can help you find openings that may not be advertised elsewhere. 4. Apply in person. Telephone calls may not get past a company's switchboard, or get you the information you need. Dress appropriately, even if you're just stopping in to pick up an application — you never know who you may meet 5. Polish your resume. Use previous jobs or special course s (in word processing or computers, for example) to highlight your skills. But be honest — remember, you have to live up to the expectations your resume sets for you. 6. Have proper legal identification. The Immigration Law requires that you have a Social Secu rity card, birth certificate or pictured driver's license to prove citizenship. Lack of identification will delay your job search. 7. Keep the commitments you make to your employers. Employers want assurance that you will stay for the duration of a summer job. Leaving an employer in the lurch could destroy your valuable contacts. Remember: today's employer is tomorrow's reference. 8. Stay open to learning opportunities. Your eagerness to learn new skills and business practices will not only enhance your image at this job, but build your resume for the future. Ranger photo by Don Prange Another school starts Summer is the time when part of UW-Parkside's residence halls become the home for 270 soccer players, ages 12 and under. The camps are held continuously all summer and are independently coordinated. Last Monday, June 11, was check-in day for these players. Wyllie Library/Learning Center Hours SUMMER 1990 June 18 - August 10 Saturday 10:00 a.m. - 6:00 August 11 - September 3 June 14 - June 17 Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m. p.m. Monday - Friday 9:00 a.m. - Monday - Friday 9:00 a.m. - - 9:00 p.m. Sunday Closed 4:30 4:30 p.m. Friday July 4 Independence Day Saturday & Sunday - Closed Saturday & Sunday - Closed 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Closed COFFEE SHOPPE RECREATION CENTER SEdliTIt! Mon-Fri 7:30am-2:00pm Mon-Fri 7:00pm-10:00pm Mon-Fri 7:30am-2:00pm Closed JUST A SAMPLING OF THE VOLUNTEER POSITIONS WAITING FOR YOU IN WLLC D175 CAREER CENTER • JUST SAY NO CLUB ADVI SOR • ANIMAL CARE • NEWSLETTER EDITOR • GYMNASTICS INSTRUC TOR • RECEPTIONIST/SECRE TARY • WOMEN'S CENTER STAFF • CRAFT INSTRUCTOR • NURSING HOME VISITOR • FOOD PANTRY STOCKER • COMPUTER ADVISOR • DRUG ABUSE PRESENTER • RENOVATOR OF BUILD INGS • RECORD KEEPER • TUTOR "AT RISK" YOUTH • INTERVIEWER • PHONE FRIEND CAROL ENGBERG 553-2011 SCS DIRECTOR 8 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Not All Jobs Have To Be Boring And Mundane Most of us have dreamed of spending a month, a season, or a few years living and working in paradise. Whether you consider paradise to be the alpine mountains or the Rockies, the scenic shores of Hawaii, the frigid tundra of the Arctic, or the deck of a sleek cruise ship in the Caribbean, there are a plethora of exotic jobs available. Each year thousands of sleepy beach and mountain towns are transformed into bustling tourist meccas. As the number of tourists multiply, so does the demand for seasonal employees. Employees make the resort industry work. Without seasonal and long-term workers, the beaches, ski slopes, cruise ships, and resort hotelsw ould all have to close. In short, any Keys, from the Rocky Mountains to the Hamptons, and from Alaska to New Zealand are desperately seeking competent personnel. The recent shortage of resort and tourism employees makes it a job seeker's market. Many resort town employers have raised salaries by 35% to 50% within the past year in an effort to attract the qualified help they need. Resort areas such as Cape Cod have established employer sponsored community organizations to advertise for seasonal resort employees. Even the ever popular Disneyland has begun to offer subsidized housing for summer employees in an effort to attract qualified applicants from around the country. Flipping hamburgers all day long may not seem like the ideal glamour job, but its a lot more fun when the grill is located in a luxury mountain ski resort, on a warm soft beach or on the deck of a cruise ship. vacation facility, no matter how beautiful, is only as good as its staff. If you have ever thought it would be fun to live in paradise, but didn't think you would be able to find a job or a place to live—think again! Resorts from Hawaii to theF lorida WHAT KINDS OF JOBS ARE AVAILABLE? You've seen them sitting on their lifeguardplatforms overlooking the beach. Perhaps you noticed them guiding a raft full of thrill seekers down a Whitewater river. They teach sailing and scuba diving. They organize beach parties aboard cruise ships. In the winter they whisk vacationers up ski slopes, teach them how to ski, and hopefully get them back down the mountain. They are the lucky few who hold jobs that ARE paradise! Flipping hamburgers all day long may not seem like the ideal glamour job, but its a lot more fun when the grill isl ocated in a luxury mountain ski resort,o n a warm soft beach or on the deck of a cruise ship. Large resort hotels and cru ise ships are similar to small cities, requiring everything from the front desk staff to food servers, from bartenders to housekeepers. These are the lucky MANY who hold jobs in paradise. Everyone dreams of holding such jobs. Most people simply don't know how to apply for such positions and figure they'd never get hired even if they did apply. Well dream again. UNUSUAL JOBS In addition to the usual assortment of typical resort jobs, many employers offer unusual and fun positions. For example. Dunk Island Australia Resort hires the usual assortment of bar and restaurant staff, housekeepers and front desk clerks. The island also hires entertainers, activities leaders, nurses, hairdressers, barge captains and even five farmers! Yes, Dunk Island actually hires farmers to run its own self-contained dairy and horse corral! Everyone knows that Disneyland hires attraction operators, ticket sellers, and maintenance staff, but did you know that the Magic Kingdom also has positions for kennel attendants, pony breeders, craftsmen, and fire fighters? Some companies are themselves exotic. JOBS IN PARADISE: The Definitive Guide to Exotic Jobs Everywhere (Harper & Row; 445 pages; $10.95), includes descripsome of the finestmountain scenery in Oregon. BARKER-EWING SCENIC FLOAT TRIPS—Based in Moose, Wyo., this official national park concessionaire operates rafting adventures through the Grand Tetons. THE REMARKABLES SKI AREA—For those who have al- If you have ever thought it would be fun to live in paradise, but didn't think you would be able to find a job or a place to live—think again! tions of over 200,000 exotic jobs from Vermont to the Virgin Islands and from Carter Lake, Wash, to Key West, Fla. The compendium of listings inJ OBS IN PARADISE includes: ATLANTIS SUBMARINES— For those who have always wanted to run silent and deep-Atlantis hires personnel for its fleet of underwater tourists submarines in Hawaii and the Caribbean. BALLOON AVIATION OF THE NAPA VALLEY—The ideal employer for anyone who dreams of soaring silently above the splendor of California's famous winemaking valley. HURRICANE CREEK LLAMAS— A unique firm which hires trip assistants to lead treks through Your summer could be even better than you had planned.... .with a membership at Southern Lakes Credit Union!! lyme., . cards!! Student loans!! MasterCard/Visa!! Sharedraft (Checking) accounts!! We're a full service community credit union just waiting for you to join our family!! SOUTHERN LAKES 5001 - 60th Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 5314 Phone 414 654-8628 Fax 414-654-3531 3000 - 80th Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 5314 Phone 414-694-1600 Fax 414-694-5546 CREDI T UNION 740 N. Wisconsin tlkhorn, Wisconsin 53121 Phone 414-723-4888 Fax 414-723-4988 ways wanted to spend their summers skiing, this New Zealand ski area offers unlimited snow from May through September. More routine listings in JOBS IN PARADISE tell you how to apply to work as a host at Disneyworld or as a tour guide on Cape Cod! HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES While it is true that jobs in paradise are highly sought after, they are not impossible to get. For starters, if you can swim, your local Red Cross office can certify you as a lifeguard in a few short weekends or evenings. With a Red Cross certificate you can lifeguard on beaches from Hawaii to Key West or the Jersey Shore. If you want to further increase your chances of landing a dream job, another few short Red Cross courses can earn you a CPR and advanced first aid certificate. Are you interested in a joble ading Whitewater rafting excursions? In many instances, that same Red Cross certificate is all you will need when sending in your application. Numerous rafting companies offer river guide courses and then offer jobs to the students who perform best in the course. Are you interested in spending a summer working for a scuba diving school in the Caribbean? There are countless diving companies, including a few who even hire personnel who have been scuba diving! BE REALISTIC ABOUT A SUMMER JOB En route to my various dream jobs, I left behind a mountain of rejection letters and unanswered applications. Friends have described how their attempts to find an ideal job led to lives of indensee Jobs, page 10, coL 4 _p!^r: Th,rHfYi,lijne 14 im- Heller Leaving UW-Parkside To Study Abroad by DAN CHIAPPETTA News Editor This fall semester Gwen Heller will be able to fulfill a dream she has been having and saving for the past five years. Heller, a UW-Parkside junior, will be studying in London, England for a semester. "Five years ago my cousin went and the pictures I saw really got to me. I've been saving since my junior year in high school. I feel really good about it." Heller is an English and international studies major at UWParkside with a minor in political science. "I'm interested in working in an embassy overseas or working for a news wireo r national magazine. Whatever I do I want it to have something to do with international theme, international flavor." Heller is involved with UWParkside's Student Community Service which is a student volunteer organization under Carol Engberg in the Career Center. She also spent a lot of time writing for the Ranger in which she was the assistant news editor. Heller will be staying and studying at the French Center in London which is owned by the French Administry of Education. She is going through a program provided by UW-Stevens Point, with about forty other students. Before starting her study she will be taking a three week tour of Europe. She will visit France, Italy, Austria, and West Germany. "I think I will gain a real appreciation for what I have here. I hear it's so much different I will appreciate home so much more," said Heller. I think I will learn a lot about Americans when I see them through the eyes of other cultures. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get to know other cultures." Leaving her family won't be easy for Heller. "We have traveled so much together and I love traveling with my family. Going to Europe, I'm going to see so many things that I want them to see too. I'm going to experience things that I wish they could be there to share with me," said Heller. "I'm going to be a good pen pal." Heller will be sharing her experiences in Europe with UWParkside as she will be sending Q0ino ACWSS the Shores the Ranger a weekly article. Heller ° . , . Gwen Heller is leaving UW-Parkside for a semester to study in England this fall. She has also been named the Ranegr's international editor while in the United Kingdom, faxing stories over every week starting September 4. leaves for Europe on August 28 and will return in December. Orientation Leaders Show Freshmen Survival by DAPHNE COOK UW-ParksideOrientationProgram, The position of summer orien- believe that orientation leaders are tation leader is not taken lightly at important, because they introduce the University of Wisconsin- the University and it's functions to Parkside. Steve McLaughlin, Dean new and incoming students, of Students, who coordinates the The orientation leaders serve as positive role models to students, help in advising and scheduling, and also help to alleviate nervousness among the students. Since undertaking a new experience such as college can promote fear and anxiety, the 1990 summer orientation leaders are determined to reduce this anxiety. This can be done by becoming a friend to the new students and making them feel comfortable. There are four two-day orientation sessions throughout the summer: June 28 - 29, July 26 - 27, August 9 -10, and August 22 - 23, and one non-traditional orientation session which will be held on see Leaders, page 10 col. 1 s¥ I I * I ISLAND WEST LIVE DISC JOCKEY 7 NIGHTS A WEEK LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ON WEEKENDS DANCING A T ITS BEST EXCELLENT LIGHTING IIIGH-TECH SOUND SPACIOUS DANCE FLOOR TUESDAYS - "TIPSY TUESDAY" $1.25 Rails • 75* Tappets All Nile Long! WEDNESDAYS - "EXOTIC DRINK NITE" Discounts on your favorite Exotic Drinks with "Crazy Roger" "RACINE'S BEST LADIES NITE" - Ladies enjoy 2 for 1 drink specials all ni le with "Jammin' Marty-Z"! JOIN "CRAZY ROGER" and the original "Island West Bull Contest" — It's Hot! THURSDAYS - FRIDAYS - I G501 WASHINGTON AVE. INSIDE PARADISE LANES WEST HWY. 20, RACINE ^ 886-5151 COME JOIN THE FUN RACINE'S "NEW" #1 HOT SPOT ISLAND WEST! 10 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Leaders photo by Don Prange Daphne Cook reviews plans with Diane Welsh Continued from page 9 August 11. These sessions will pre-advising, and campus life. Also include discussions of faculty included will be a campus tour and expectations, campus diversity, finally registration. SIGN UP NOW! BE PEEAR EDUCATOR 1) Campus resource people who coordinate and present general information on: alcohol related problems & other drug use, STD's, sexuality & sexual abuse 2) Students who promote responsible decisions about alcohol & sexuality 3) On-Campus/off-campus referral agents for resource people 4) Students who promote healthy lifestyles through on-campus activities & serve as a role model for healthy, positive living Applications available at: Student Health Services Molinaro D115 The 1990 summer orientation leaders staff consists of: Jared Brieske, Daphne Cook, Tina Gosey, Yolanda Jackson, Latesha Jude, Patrick Kochanski, LuAnn Nurmi, Chuck Petrach, Karen Pitsoulakis, Jodi Robison, and Craig Simpkins. These student were selected for their campus involvement, communicational skills, creative thoughts and ideas, and for their dedication to the University. They will create a comfortable and soothing atomsphere for the new and incoming students attending this summer's orientation sessions. They will share experiences with the students and answer any questions that they might have. For entertainment the orientation leaders have arranged to have a dance featuring a popular Parkside disc jockey. The dance would be a great opportunity to relax, meet other students, converse, and have lots of fun. This year's theme for Orientation is F.O.C.U.S. '90 which stands for "Freshman Orientation: a Commitment to Undergraduate Sucess." This is structured to provide the students with information to ease the transition to the university experience. Jobs Continued from page 8 tured slavery instead. Phil Friedman's summer job in a national park sounded ideal. The employment application promised clean living in the beautiful Sierras with plenty of time for hiking, rock climbing, fishing, and exploring. Instead, Phil found himself slaving over a hot grill for minimum wage while being forced to pay exorbitant rent to live in mandatory employee dormitories which were not suited for human occupation. He lasted six weeks. You can last longer and be a great deal happier than Phil. Know the facts about any job in paradise before you accept employment. While paradise can be beautiful, it is often very isolated. Before accepting a position, always confirm the specific duties, hours, pay, working conditions, regulations, and living conditions. Most of all, remember that a job in paradise is still a job. HOW TO APPLY No matter what job you want in paradise, most employers will be impressed with a professional cover letter and resume. The purpose of your cover letter is to introduce you to the employer. It serves to Liberal opportunities for liberal arts majors Whether you want a part-time job while you're still in school, or you're ready to pursue a promising career full-time, your chances are great with Hardee's, one of America's fastest growing restaurant chains. You'll join many career-smart college graduates and get thorough training, excellent pay and benefits, flexible hours, and outstanding growth potential. Apply now at: Hardee's of Bristol 7435 122nd Avenue (1-94 & Hwy 50) •Starting wage of $4.00 if over 18. •Meal Discounts. •Recruitment incentives. Hadeex. We're out to win you over.SM . Hardee's isan Equal Opportunity Employer tell the employer which specific job you seek and whether or not you will consider other positions if they are offered to you. Your cover letter should call attention to your relevant job skills and creatively emphasize how your skills will benefit your employer. Your cover letter creates the employer's first impression of you. A cover letter should always be neatly typed in a professional business format on good quality 8 1/2" x 11" white bonded paper. You want the letter to demonstrate in both form and style that you are a neat, organized, efficient and intelligent applicant. Never use fancy script styles; never use colored ink, and never, ever submit your cover letter on colored paper. As tempting as it might be to write on the funky fluorescent paper your college roommate gave you last Christmas, forget it! The letter should be attention getting, short and concise. Begin your letter by introducing yourself and stating the position for which you are applying. If you want to increase your chances of being hired, specify other positions you would consider. Next, your letter should specify the date you are able to start work and how long you are willing to commit yourself to that position. The more flexible you can be in your start and finish dates, the better your chances of being hired. You should always send a onepage, professional resume. The resume should highlight your education, work experience, special talents, unique skills, and community activities. Even if the employer asks you to fill out a special application form, attach your resume as well. You can almost never give a potential employer too much information. Finally, if you are applying for a job for which you are unable to personally interview, always send a photograph. The picture should be simple and professional. Dress conservatively and try to convey the "all American youth" image. With a little luck and persistence, anyone can land a dream job in paradise. Partially excerpted from JOBS IN PARADISE: The Definitive G uide to Exotic Jobs Everywhere (by Jeffrey Maltzman; Harper & Row; $10.95) with permission from the publisher. South African Student Starts Anew In U.S. By GWEN HELLER Internationa] Editor Imagine having to start'from scratch after already completing two years of college. To add to the frustration, you find yourself at a University on another continent! This is the scenario that UWParkside sophomore Abraham Makena, a political science major from Mamelodi, South Africa, is experiencing. A former full-time student and residence hall advisor at the University of Wiwatersrand in Johannesburg, Makena, 23, was actively involved in student politics, and the fight to end apartheid. A governing member of the Black Student Society, he moved up through the ranks to project officer in 1988. Police raids in the dormitories, student arrests, and government crackdowns of student protests were common occurrences at the university, known for its liberal policies. Prior to his position as president of South Africa, F.W. de Klerk was the minister of national education and training. He spearheaded government efforts to spy on student activities on college campuses. But the University of Wiwatersrand refused to comply, stating that students had the right to protest. Makena's grades slipped due to the lack of time he was able to contribute to homework. His campus was in a state of turmoil, and he found himself in the middle of it. Another blow came when the government cut subsidies to the universities by 20 percent. Makena was no longer able to count on the financial aid he had received his first two years of college. Makena needed to take action by deciding whether to study abroad, flee to a neighboring African nation and join the African National Congress at a military camp, or remain at the University of Wiwatersrand and be arrested, jailed, and perhaps killed. Therefore, in 1989, Makena returned to the United States to begin his studies at UW-Parkside. He had sampled American high school life in 1985-1986 as an exchange student at Horlick High School in Racine, so he was familiar with the neighboring university. Although UW-Parkside's population of 5,500 students is significantly smaller than 18,200 at the University of Wiwatersrand, Makena believes that UW-Parkside is an excellent school in many aspects. "I feel good about being here, and I have made many friends. I feel accepted," said Makena. Possessing an active spirit, Makena isa member oft he Paikside International Club and the Black Student Organization. He also hopes to expand his interests into the Parkside Student Government Organization next year. In addition to working in the UW-Parkside Union, Makena spent much of his freshman year participating in roundtable discussions describing the political developments in his see Makena, page 14, col. 3 % * Restaurant Ubiw/7ty 7/1 11:30a.m. to close Tues-Sun. Closed Mondays. 1700 Sheridan Rd. Kenosha, Wl 53140 Phone: 414-553-5514 Makena comes to UW-Parkside South African citizen Abraham Makena has left the turmoil of his country to become a student at UW-Parkside. 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Harbor Fest's non-stop schedule of entertainment features 25 concerts on three music stages. Contemporary jazz, acoustic rock, jazz/fusion, reggae, dixieland jazz, rock, top 40, rhythm & blues, cajun, blues, pop, Irishf olk, funk,z ydeco/ cajun, swing, and big band styles of music will be played. Bands appearing at Harbor Fest will be Oceans, Aurora, Gerard, Susan Julian Band, Eddie Butts, The Drovers, Bill Sargent, Untrained Laymen, Koko Taylor, Java, Capital Drive, Wayne Toups and Zydecajun, among others. Over 40 mouthwatering menu choices will be available from such local establishments as The Acropolis, Chi-Chi's, Gallery on the Lake, the Great House of Ribs, Infusino's Pizzeria, Lehmann's Bakery, Oh! Flannery's, Whey Chai Chinese Restaurant, Zack's Yogurt and three others. The Harbor Fest Market Place in Festival Hall will show many Fine artists and craftsmen from all around the Midwest. See the Frank Boucher Chevrolet's dazzling fireworks display from the festival grounds Friday night! The show will begin around 9:20 p.m., with a rain date of Sat., June 23. Programs for the children will be held on Sat., June 23 and Sun., June 24. Other attractions include costumed characters, storytelling, coloring contests, gymnastics demonstrations, science shows and an illusionist. Harbor Fest hours will be Fit, June 22: 5-11 p.m.; Sat., June 23, 11 a.m. -11 pm. ; andS un., June 24, noon - 8:30 p.m. Admission for the festival will be $3 if tickets are purchased in advance, $4 at the gate, S8 for a three-day pass; children 12 and under will be admitted free when accompanied by an adult and an early bird special of $2 admission for anyone arriving at the festival site on Friday from 5 - 5:30 p.m. and Saturday from noon - 2 p.m. Tickets can be purchased from The Farm Restaurant, Lee's Deli (both locations), Bank One, Four Mile Food & Liquor, Mainstream Music and Lange's Pharmacy in Racine, and Bank One in Kenosha. Other Events In Racine by DAWN MAILAND Entertainment Editor The arrival of summer means three full months ofe vents. Racine, known as thes howcase of Wisconsin's southern gateway, offers a unique blend of charm, tradition, culture and enticing attractions that fascinate, stimulate, educate and entertain its people. Sites and activities that reveal some of Racine's finest features include: the largest and most modem facilities on Lake Michigan, Racine's Reefpoint Marina; Festival Park; Zoological Parkg; olf courses; museums; antique shops; restaurants and Danish bakeries. Upcoming summer events for the city of Racine include the following: June 15-17: Bohemian Fest'90. This unique church festival includes Bohemian food and crafts, rides, entertainment by the "Pony Express" band, refreshments, a bake sale and Bingo. (Racine Lake Festival Paric, 5 Fifth St.) For more information, contact Mike Sucharda: 639-9093. June 15-17: Juneteenth Day Celebration. The annual celebration of the Emancipation Proclamation features sports, carnival rides, food, entertainment, speakers and the crowning of the "Juneteenth Day Queen and Court." (Dr. John Bryant Community Center & Roosevelt Park, 60121st St.) For details, call Morris S. Reece at 636-9235. June 15-17: YMCASportsfest Events will include tournaments in Softball, tennis, golf, soccer (adult & youth), volleyball, canoe races and special children's activities. Food and beverages will be available. (Island Park, Domanik Drive.) Contact Cheryl Buckley at 634- 1994. June 22-24: Fun Truckin' '90. Monster truck car crushing, mud drags, obstacle course racing, truck pulls, back-to-backpulls, precision pylon course racing, and truck show competition. (Great Lakes Dragaway, County Line Road, Union Grove - Racine County.) For information, call Broadway Bob at 462-5520. June22-24: Harbor Fest. There will be continuous live entertainment by local and regional artists on three stages featuring jazz, top 40, blues and ethnic music; children's theater and foods served by many local restaurants. Art exhibits, kite flying demonstrations, magicians and a craft show will also be present at the festival. (Racine Lake Festvi al Park, 5F ifth St.) For details, contact Curt Foreman at 633-FEST. June 27: Animal Crackers Jazz Series. The fourth year of the series will bring some of the finest jazz performers today to the Racine Zoological Gardens. (Racine Zoological Amphitheater, 2131N. Main St) Contact Jean Garbo at 636-6905 for other information. June 30: Fifth Annual Forth Fest Band Championships. The Field Show consists of 13 High School age marching bands from Wisconsin, Illinois, Minnesota, Indiana and Ohio. Competition will be in formation marching and musical presentation. (Horlick Field, 1648 N. Memorial Drive.) For details, contact Tefi Schrader at 534-3322. June 29-30: Racine Lake Air Show. Featuring the fabulous United States Air Force Thunderbirds, the air show will include a practice show on June 29th and the full air show on June 30th. Insee Racine, page 23, col. 1 Air Force Thunderbirds Again Appearing At Air Show by GENA C. CHECKI Asst. Feature Editor - Racine's lakefront will again provide the setting for the upcoming 1990 Racine on the Lake David Daniels. Scheduled to take place at noon on Friday, June 29 and at 12:30 p.m. on Saturday, June 30, this year's show will feature the Air Force Thunderbirds Precision The Air Force Lakefront Air Show. Sponsored by the Downtown Rotary Club of Racine, this year's show promises to be "special" and "financially bigger" than last year's show, according to the show co-chairman Thunderbirds Flying Team and the U.S. Army Golden Knights Parachute Team in addition to 18 other acts. There will also be flight demonstrations by theC onfederate Airforce asw ell see Air Show, page 23, col, £ ' 'H*;-Cv'rh>f t t'l f y> <?:i< I Ranger Thursday, June 14,J990_13 Fishing and Fun For All In Kenosha Kenosha Area Events by DAWN MAILAND Entertainment Editor During the summer, Kenosha's historic sites and events are in full swing. The National Register of Historic Places has registered three historic districts in Kenosha. The three areas include Third Avenue, Library Park and Civic Center. These three areas have a number of things in common. Among them are excellent examples of architecture; importance to the community and very interesting stories. In the Third Avenue area, historic places available to visit are Kemper Center, the Manor House, Gallery 124, Harmony Hall, and the Kenosha County Historical Soyou experience Congo River, you can explore Africa while playing 18 holeso f miniatureg olf at So utheastem Wisconsin's most exciting attraction. Then, complete your adventure and visit the new video game arcade. Summer hours are 10 a.m. to midnight daily. There are numerous places to go shopping. Nike Factory Store, Pershing Plaza, Friarswood Mall, the Factory Outlet Centre, Lakeside Marketplace, Mission Village and Simmons Plaza are just a few of the neighborhood malls, antique shops and spectialty stores available to visit For sports, there is the Kenosha Twins Baseball Club, whose sea- Kenosha's scenic lakeshore with lighthouse ciety Museum. The Library Park District features a mix of commerical, civic, social, and private uses, and each building is beautiful and significant in its own way. The Civic Square District includes Reuther High School, the Kenosha Public Museum, the Labor Building, County Courthouse and the U.S. Post Office. Kenosha has put forth an overwhelming commitment to the fine arts. Its performing groups and visual art displays compare favorably with any other in the country. Between the Kenosha Symphony Orchestra, the Sesquicentennial Band Shell, Kenosha Pops Band, Lakeside Players and the art galleries, anyone will be able to find something to occupy himself/herself this summer. For entertainment, one can visit the Congo River Golf & Exploration Co. on 1-94 andHwy. 50. While son runs through August. Forticket or schedule information, call 657- 7997. Southport Rigging and Total Cyclery of Kenosha are also available for those interested in waterlife or cycling. Fishing is another possibility for the sportsminded person. If none of the above seems to interest of the above seems to interest you, maybe the summer lineup for the Kenosha area will. The 1990 calendar of events for Kenosha is as follows: June 15-17,22-24: the annual celebration of Cohorama Fishing Derby will be taking place in Kennedy Park along the lake. June 15-16: Somers Day Family Festival will be hosted in the town of Somer. June 22-23: Celebration Days will take place in Pleasant Prairie. June 23-July 4: Star Spangled Kenosha Days - entertainment will Cohorama 1990 Offering Greatj Prizes and Entertainment by DAWN MAILAND Entertainment Editor One of the most well-known events on Kenosha's summer plans is Cohorama'90. This event, held every year, draws large crowds every day and night This year, Cohorama will be held from une 16 to June 24. A variety of events are planned for the eight days that the festival will run. Many contests, including the general contest and the shoreline prizes, will take place each day. A grand prize winner of the largest fish will be given out. 75 major prizes will be awarded for the 15 largest fish by weight in each of the five fish species categories. Holders of the regular $ 16 or family $26 tickets are eligible to win the $50 daily cash prizes awarded for the largest fish in each species category. 90wetline prizes will be drawn from fishermen's registrations awarded for the 15 largest fish by weight A grand prize winner for the shoreline contest will be announced. 50 major prizes will be awarded to the ten largest fish. Holders of the $8 shoreline ticket are eligible to win the $25 daily cash prizes awarded for the largest fish by weight in each of the ive species categories. For the non-fishing people out there, you can enjoy events lanned to match the themes for each night. Friday, June 15 is Sportsmans Night, and will host a amily fish fry and raffles from 5 m. on, a kids-a-rama and "Boppers" on the main stage. Saturday, June 16 has been termed Family Day. Special events have been planned for moms, dads and kids all day long, plus the kids-a-rama. There will be a family ravioli dinner and raffles starting at 5 p.m. "Orphan" will be performing on the main stage. On Sunday, June 17, the theme will be "Day in the Park." A kids amateur hour will be held from 1 -3 pan., along withth e kids-a-rama and "Pony Express" on the main stage. "Wave-Length," a contemporary jazz group consisting of Parkside students Jon Viola and Shawn Delacy, will play from 3-6 p.m. "Just Pickin," bluesgrass entertainment, will be performing from 11a.m. until 2p.m. From 3-6p.m. the contemporary jazz music group "Pat Crawford Sextet with Dave Kennedy on vocals" will perform. , "Encores," Dixieland music at i t s b e s t wi l l b e p l a y i n g f r o m 3 - 6 p . m . " W a v e - L e n g t h " f r o m 3 - 6 p.m., a family fish fry and raffles from 5 p.m., sky divers at 6 p.m., kids-a-rama and the "Class of '62 Dattilo" on the main stage from 6 - 9:45 p.m. Saturday, June 23 is known as Kid's Day. A Mauro balloon contest will be held al l day, a kid's dress-up bike parade from 12:30 - 1:30 p.m., the kid's amateur contest finals from 2-4 p.m., hot dog and soda special of $1 for kids and thekids-a-ramaallday. Also showing will be "Pat Crawfords sextet | with Dave Kennedy on vocals' from 3 - 6 p.m., a ravioli dinner | and raffle from 5 p.m. and the, "Chevelles" on the main stage from 6 - 9:45 p.m. The last day of Cohorama '901 has received the designated theme | of Family Day and Prize Awards. Events planned for this day are | the kids-a-ramaprize awards, Co- j horama prize awards, "Just Jazz,' a Chicago style jazz group performing from 1-3 p.m., food, beverages, raffles and entertainment Bingo will be held every Friday and Saturday from noon until 3 p.m. Family activities will include sky-diving demonstrations^ a bike parade, Deputy Friendly, Mauro auto balloon contes,t and a | fashion and style show. Prices for the dinners will be $5 per person for both the fish fry and ravioli dinners. If ordering j tickets through the mail, pleasej make the check payable to Cohorama '90 and send it to: Cohorama '90, P.O. Box 602, Kenosha, WI 53141. Cohorama '90 consists of two | weekends of pure enjoyment Take a few hours and drop in at j Cohorama, which is being held at | Kennedy Park along the lake. You j won't regret it! take place all over town. For details, call the Chamber of Commerce at 654-2165. June 30-Julyl: Beach Party at Pennoyer Park - food, sailboarding, entertainment and beach volleyball are just a few of the many activities going on during the Beach Party. July 1: Kenosha Civic Veterans Parade is one of the largest in the state. July 7: Great Lakes Band Championship - will take place atTremper High School. Hours are 9:30 am. to 3 p.m., and a final field show will take place from 6:30 to 10 pm. July 15: Art Fair in the Park - will be sponsored by the Kenosha Public Museum. Hours are from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. July 17: Ice Cream Social - Held at Kemper Center and sponsored by the Kenosha Band Boosters, ice cream, fresh pie and band concerts by the lake will be given. July 22: Festival of Arts and Flowers - will feature live entertainment and refreshments in the beautiful Lincoln Park botanical gardens. July 29: Picnic in the Park - A community-wide picnic with entertainment and family fun will be held in Petrifying Springs County Park. August 15-19: Kenosha County Fair - will be held at the fair grounds in Wilmot Features of the fair include exhibits, animals, rides, refreshments, entertainment every night and much, much more. For times, places or questions regarding any of the above summer events, contact the Kenosha Area Tourism Corporation at 55th Street, Kenosha, WI 53140 or call 654-7307. Although this is an incomplete list of all summer Kenosha events, it should give you a variety of events with which you can attend. 14 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Makena Ranger photo by Don Prange Watering The Flowers UW-Parkside grounds supervisor Karl Schroeder works on the flower bed outside the Communication Arts Building on a recent sunny day. THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSINPARKSIDE STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION, INC. Students Working For Students OPEN TO ALL STUDENTS HELP WANTED: Dedicated UW-Parkside students who want to contribute. (students must meet student life eligibility criteria) POSITIONS VACANT: Fall Senate seats (must serve internships). There are also many vacant seats available on the various university and faculty committees. CONTACT: Bill Horner or Chris Daniel at the PSGA office or phone 553-2244. Located in WLLC 139A, next to Coffee Shoppe. Continued from page 11 homeland, the release of jailed ANC leader Nelson Mandela, and his own insights on them. "It is important for me to share knowledge and my experiences of South Africa," Makena explained. "Some people do not have an understanding of what is going on over there. This is what I can do indirectly for the struggle (against apartheid). I can let people know of the injustices." When asked how Americans respond to him when they learn he is from South Africa, he said, "Special attention is focused on me because South Africa is a unique country with special problems. However, I think there is some ignorance among Americans regarding foreigners." After his eventual graduation from UW-Parkside, Makena anticipates law school and a degree that will allow him to return to South Africa to help in the country's reformation process. He misses his home and his family who he has not seen in a year, and plans to help finance his younger brother's and sister's educations. Makena hopes that the inevitable changes in the lives of South Africans will allow him to live and work in Johannesburg, the New York City of South Africa. Several months ago Makena would have stressed the need for tougher sanctions against South Africa by other world nations, but today he is more hesit ant in this regard. The ANC and the white South African government have shown signs that they are willin g to work together, and some of the exiles are being allowed to return to their homeland. Yet the state of emergency still remains in effect in «g£rseS «gt*rseS «gf«rg"'s 1990 FRI. JUN 15 SAT.JUN 16 FRI. JUN 29 SAT. 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Continuing Education is currently offering positions to interested students in working with various organizations in the Racine and Kenosha areas to lead discussions on a variety of educational topics. Initially, Continuing Education would like to reach local organizations such as nursing homes, local correction centers, hospitals, etc. This is the perfect opportunity to improve your human relation skills in addition to meeting new faces. Apply what you've learned in your courses and attain useful skills and experience that future employers will look for! For more information, call Greg at the Continuing Education Office at 653-2312. Natal province. Restrictions lay heavily on the media, and there are hundreds of thousands of homeless South Africans living in poverty. Organizations such as theU nited Nations Fund for Southern Africa and the Africa Fund were established to raise money to fight the destruction caused by apartheid. Makena urges Americans to support them as a way of supporting the abolition of apartheid. Makena left South Africa and his family when the politics and social reform were erupting with change. He remains committed to the struggle against apartheid and hopes to witness the beginning of a new era in his country. It is his hope that the societal changes will develop through a peaceful revolution, though many of South Africa's youth are taking more militant stances and discarding the peaceful strategies of Mandela and others. Bayuzick Receives Honorable Mention In Art Competition Dennis Bayuzick, associate professor of art at UW-Parkside, has been awarded an honorable mention (merchandise award) in the Fourth Annual Airbrush Excellence National Competition sponsored by Airbrush Action Magazine. Bayuzick's winning painting, titled "Secret S tage", will be on exhibit in early fall at the gallery of Airbrush Action; the painting is a symbolic still-life created totally in airbrushed acrylic. Along with the art of the other winners of this national competition, Bayuzick's work will be reproduced in the May- June issue of the magazine. Bayuzick will also be teaching a Basic Airbrush Workshop on June 30 at UW-Parkside, sponsored by Continuing Education. The workshop will be a hands-on introduction to the basic technical skills and aesthetic possibilities of airbrush painting for the beginner, covering both freehand and stencil application with acrylic media. For more information, call 553-2312. Bayuzick received his master of fine arts degree from the Ohio University School of Art in Athens, Ohio, and he has used the airbrush in his work for about fifteen years. He has exhibited in many regional and national exhibitions and is currently affiliated with Joy Horwich Gallery in Chicago. He has taught at UW- - Parkside since 1977. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY, JUNE 14,1990 SECTION B SPORTS WRAP A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE Jerrick named Mr. Long Ranger: Led team in 3 pt accuracy and was also named co- MVP along with SchrnMimm: Whhfier* 2B. Baseball Team Finishes at .500: Team's victory in first round short-lived as second round sees defeat. 3B. Dominic Delrose takes batting crown: .435 average egough to hold off Wiike as team bats .301. Lemmermann leads pitching staff with 3.25 ERA. Final stats. 4B. Topp deals in Tbpps: Campus collector making sport cards more than a hobby. SB. Tracy Burbach puts name on books: .708 slugging percentage is all-time, Ranger Softball highest. Claims career homerun mark as season's success sets multiple records. 7B. Softball wins despite loss: Duiuth knocks Women from playoffs, but team receives atlarge bid for nationals. 7B. Parkside Basketball League: student league to open play in September on Tuesday and Thursday nights. Sign-ups begin August 30th. •/••• •• \ •x';> - Women Rangers 4th In U.S. By Todd GOCT. RANC DIVING STAB: Merrisa Posig makes a diving attempt at a foul ball for Parkside's Softball team. By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor PENSICOLA, FL. - For the first time in eight trips to the National Tournament, the UWParkside Softball team was ranked other than eighth. As the sixth seed, Parkside went 3-2 at the tourney to finish fourth nationally in Pensicola, FL May, 16th the Rangers faced Bloomfield College from New Jersey. Pitcher Karen Livesey pitched four innings to giving up one first inning run for the win. Jane Esselman came in in the seventh for the save. Parkside was sparked by Wendy Sackman's two RBI performance and coasted to a 5-3 win. The next night Parkside faced Pacific Luthern University. In the bottom half of the first lead-off hitter Kim Vanderbush reached on a single, stole second and third and scored off Burbach's sacrifice fly to right The rest of the contest was deadlocked, as pitcher Karen Livesey shut out Luthern on four hits. Day three brought the Rangers their first loss as West Florida scored five runs on nine hits to the Ranger's two on four hits. Parkside stranded seven runners in the loss and advanced to the losers bracket. St Mary's of Texas was next in line for the Rangers as Parkside scored all of the games three runs in the bottom of the fourth inning. Pitcher Karen Livesey turned in another stellar performance, scattering five hits, going the distance once more for the 3-0 win. Parkside scored its runs on just two hits and fielding errors by St Mary's. In the final day of the tourney for Parkside, the Rangers once again met up with Pacific Luthern University who had clawed its way back through the losers bracket The game was scoreless until the bottom of the third inning when Luthern scored its lead off batter with a bunt and a single. Parkside answered in the fifth inning when Pam Hosp ledo ff with a walk and was sacrificed to second by pinch batter Jode Farber. She scored two outs later when see Nationals, next page Pitching Shortage Brings End Of Line For Ranger Baseball By TY WEBB Of The Sports Department The Parkside Rangers found out why you can't go very far in baseball without good pitching the hard way in the District 14 tournament as they were eliminated from play by the host, Viterbo, 11-4. In just their second game of the tourney, three Ranger hurlers surrendered 12 base hits, including a pair of home runs, tosp ell the end of their season. "You can't go very far, especially in tournament play, without see Elimination, p. 3B oo More Base ball Results, p. 3B Weather does little to slow golf team By JEFF REDDICK Asst Sports Editor The Parkside golf team had one of its most succesful spring seasons in 1990 as they placed no lower than third in any of their six tournaments. The team success can in no way be attributed to the weather which could only pass for see Golfers, p. 5B 2B Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Seniors Share MVP Honors Special To The Ranger The UW-Parkside Men's basketball team handed out their annual awards at a banquet on May 5th. Sharing honors as the team's Most Valuable Players was the Senior trio of Andy Schmidtmann, Rod Whittier, and Steve Jerrick. Schmidtmann, lead the team in scoring with a 14.2 ppg. Whittieraveraged 12.5 ppg., andJe rrick averaged 13.3 ppg. with 4.2 rebounds per game. In addition to MVP honors, Jerrick was also crowned Mr. Long Ranger, the award given to the highest three-point shooting percentage. On the year Jerrick connected on 74 of 162 attempts from behind the arc for a .456 percentage. Other awards which were handed out that evening went to freshman center Tihomir Juric, Most Improved Player, freshman gaurd TimCates, Mr. Ranger, and junior center Dan Lyons, Top Rebounder. Lyons was also handed the job of team captain for the 90- 91 season. Departure Of Bombers Means Its Back To Basics By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Well, Parkside Basketball fans, welcome to year 1 A.S. in Ranger basketball. Andrew Schmidtmann is gone, along with Rod Whittier, Steve Jerrick, and almost 62% of last year's offensive output. The past few years have brought us an offense built around the Outer Limits which, if not always successful, proved to be exciting at times. Whether it was done out of necessity because of Parkside's lack of depth in the front court, or because of the shooting talents of the "Triple threats", those days are gone. What direction will Parkside basketball take from here? The team on the flow for thirdyear coach, A1 Schiesser, will be one that was built by him and recruited for the most part by him. Most of the players who were recruited by former coach, Reese Johnson, are now gone, and Scheisser has a team that is his. Looking at the talent he has now, expectthe Rangers tob e more of a traditional team. The gimmicks are gone. The team does still have some Help, TJ!: The development of Parkside's inside game depends on June's continued improvement. MERRITT'S RUNNING CENTER SPECIALIST IN ATHLETIC FOOTWARE & CLOTHING FOOTWEAR FOR: long range threat Doug Burns hit 36 trifectas on the year, and averaged 7.1 ppg (points per game). Tim Cates showed some deep tosses. And 1989-90redshiit, Tom Parker, is rumored to have an itchy three-point trigger finger. But, unlike last year's team, the three-pointer will not be the only weapon at their disposal. 7-footer, Tihomir Juric, is one year smarter than last He showed some promising signs last year, and caused as much hope as he did frustration. If the duo of Juric and the teams only senior, Dan Lyons, can buckle things down inside at all, it will open up more of the Ranger offense. Mark Lauer and Jim Prey, a pair of versatile players, will see more court time with the frontcourt log jam now somewhat relieved. Both have the potential to score, and both can rebound. While this year's team will be very young, it appears to be one with good depth. Their schedule is again a tough one, but the size match-ups of this year's team will allow them to do more. With Parkside moving out of the Schmidtmann, Whittier, Jerrick era, it appears to be headed towards a more balanced attack. The key to this year will be the consistency of the younger players. While we will no longer be seeing the 20-plus three point attempts a game, don't expect Scheisser to forget about his favorite weapon of the past few years. But, this year's team need not rely on just the three pointer, and Parkside will look to the basics of basketball, showing that an inside game isn't just and game played under a roof. The era After Schmidtmann won't forgetthe three pointer. Guys like Burns, Cates, and Artie Pepelea wouldn't let that happen. But no longer will it be a means for survival. Welcome back to basic basketball, Parkside. * RUNNING * BASKETBALL * TENNIS * RACQUETBALL * * SOCCER * VOLLEYBALL * SOFTBALL * * AEROBIC DANCE * GOLF * WALKING * * SWIMWEAR * EKTELON RACQUETES & ACCESSORIES1 * X-C SKIES & EQUIPMENT * FOOTWEAR * Nike * Loto *Tiger * Avia *New Balance * Etonic * Brooks * Reebok * Pony * Converse * Saucony * Tretorn * Turntec * Bata * Mitre * Rocksport Casual * Le cog sportif CLQTHINQ * Dolfin * Sub 4 * Frank Shorter * Moving Comfort * New Balance * Marathon Her/Sir * Bill Rodgers * Nike Clothing * Hind-Wells * Property Of * Lifa * Arena Nationals: Rangers Break 8 Spell Continued from front page Vanderbush hit a double. In the top of the seventh, PLU forced another run, the winning run, across the plate when Burbach misplayed a hit to left field. The 2-1 loss wrapped up the game, tournament and season for the Rangers placing them fourth Nationally. Kearney College of Nebraska won the NAIA National Championship by defeating PLU in the championship game. ooRoad To Nationals, 7C ©©Season Records, 7C UW-PARKSIDE (DQACIIIIN© STAFF Mike Dewitt Linda Draft Rick Kilps Jim Koch Wendy Miller Ken Oberbrunner Terry Paulson Lucian Rosa A1 Schiesser Steve Stephens Women's X-Country Women's Track Women's Softball Men's Soccer Athletic Trainer Men's Wrestling Women's Basketball Men's Baseball Women's Volleyball Men's X-Country Men's Track Men's Basketball Golf OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK MasterCard and VISA Accepted 5200 Washington Avenue, Racine^ WI (In Washington Square) Ranger Thursday, June 14,1990 3B 1990 RANGER BASEBALL Elimination Viterbo Hitters Pounce On Ranger's Mistakes Continued from front page three or four good starters," said Parkside first baseman Jeff Reikowski. "We were already struggling in just our second contest of this thing." Jeff Konczal, coming into the contest with an impressive 2.84 ERA, but only a 2-4 record in 7 appearances was given the starting nod. It was only hiss econd starting assignment of the season though, as 17 of his 19 innings pitched in the regular season came in relief. He retired five of the first six batters he faced, but with two outs, Viterbo banged out four hits which led to three runs before catcher Damian Miller lined out to end the inning. After the Rangers responded with a pair of runs in the third, Viterbo struck again with two outs, this time via the bat of Dennis Skogen. He took a Konczal breaking ball and deposited it in the left field bleachers for a two-run blast W e were already struggling in just our second contest of this thing. - Jeff Reikowski to make it 5-2, Viterbo. "He (Konczal) didn't throw badly," said catcher Gary Fritsch. "When he made a mistake, though, it cost him." Viterbo hitters didn't have to be told twice to jump on those mistakes, banging out nine hits against Konczal by the sixth inning. By the time he departed, the Hawks had built an 8-3 lead, and Parkside's Steve Leonhard was on in relief. He fared no better, as Viterbo threw the knock out punch in the seventh. After the Rangers third error of the game put a runner at first with one away, Leonhard walked Mark Klonsinski. Pinchhitter, Andy Arenz, took an inside fastball and lined it over the right field fence to send Viterbo on its way to victory. Offensively, Parkside hitters managed 10 hits, but were unable to dispose of Craig Gralapp who was on the ropes several times in the game. In the first, Parkside had two on with two outs, but Gralapp got Brian Gauthier to fly out toe nd the inning. In the second, Armand Bonofiglio's lead-off triple was wasted. In the third, three singles and a walk produced only two runs, and in both the seventh and the eighth, Parkside had two on with one out and failed to score. By game's end, eleven Rangers were stranded, as Gralapp upped his record to 7-1. Parkside's missed opportunities and pitching shortage ended their season with the Rangers finishing with a 14-14 mark. For Viterbo, they move on to the semi finals of the tournament to face Marian College. UW-PARKSIDE AT VITERBO Parkside ab r h rbi Viterbo ab r h rbi Neese-ss 4 2 1 0 KoeIbl-2b 5 1 2 3 Klebesadel-rf 3 1 0 0 Lee-rf 4 0 4 2 Delrose-rf 4 1 2 0 Miller-c 4 0 0 0 Wilke-dh 4 0 2 2 Olbert-lb 4 0 1 1 Gauthier-lf 5 0 2 2 Korcer-ss 5 0 0 0 Bonofiglio-cf 5 0 1 0 Isensee-dh 4 2 1 0 Fritsch-c 3 0 0 0 Wright-ph 1 0 0 0 Dedrich-ph/c 0 0 0 0 Skogen-lf 5 2 2 2 Caccioppo-lb 4 0 2 0 Klonsinski-3b 2 3 0 0 Thompson-2b 3 0 0 0 Scheffler-cf 2 2 1 0 Rebro-2b 1 0 0 0 Arenz-ph 1 1 1 3 TOTALS 36 4 10 4 TOTALS 37 11 12 11 RANGERS 0 0 2 - 0 1 0 - 0 0 1 - 4 10 4 V-HAWKS 0 3 2 - 0 0 3 - 3 0 x - 11 12 1 Parkside IP H R ER BB SO Konczal (L) 51/3 9 8 6 2 4 Leonhard 12/3 2 3 2 2 0 Fenrick 1 1 0 0 0 1 Carthage IP H R ER BB so Gralapp (W) 8 10 4 4 5 3 Hutchings 1 0 0 0 0 1 "" E-Neese (2), Gauthier, Fritsch; Korcer. LOB~Parkside 11; Viterbo 8. 2B--Gauthier, Caccioppo; Lee. 3B~Bonofiglio. HR—Skogen, Arenz. SB—Lee, Isensee. DP-Parkside 0, Viterbo 1. HBP-Klonsinski (by Konczal). Parkside's Persistance Delivers In First Round Victory Of District Tournament By TY WEBB of the Sports Department LaCROSSE, WI. — Persistence pays. For seven innings against UW-Platteville, the Ranger offense frustrated itself, banging baseman Brian Gauthier. "We were out ten hits but managing only two hitting the ball hard, but right at runs. The key factor? Parkside hit people. It was just a matter of into three inning-ending double keeping at it, sooner or later, the plays, all with two men on. ball has to find a hole." "They're not called rally-kill- They started finding holes in ers for nothing," said Ranger third the eighth inning. Ron Wilke EARLY ARRIVAL: Parkside's Jack Klebesadel beats a throw home in the Ranger's six-run eighth. started the inning witha single, and with one out, Armand Bonofiglio singled up the middle. A walk to Gary Fritsch loaded the bases with Mike Caccioppo coming up. Back in the second inning, Caccioppo grounded into a twinkilling, but this time he took the age-old advice of Pee-Wee Reese to "Hit 4em where they ain't" and stroked a two run single, pulling the Rangers even at 4-4. Mark Thompson followed with a RBI single, and before the inning was over, the Rangers had turned a 4-2 deficit into a comfortable 8-4 lead. "It was getting frustrating, because we were knocking their starter all over the box," said Caccioppo. "We had him on the ropes a couple of times, especially in the fifth. It was about time we put him away." In the fifth, Parkside managed their first run of the ball game, but they needed four hits in the inning to do it. Thompson, Ken Neese, Jack Klebesadel, and Dom Delrose strung consecutive hits, but the output was just a single tally as see Persistance, p.4 1990 ^aseBatC KesuCts Opponent Us Them Indiana St 3 5 Indiana St 2 11 Indiana St. 6 21 William Penn 3 5 S.Dakota-Wess. 15 1 Northeastern 2 3 Northeastern 11 5 Ul-Chicago 3 4 Ul-Chicago 0 1 UW-Madison 5 10 UW-Madison 8 4 UW-Milwaukee 6 2 UW-Milwaukee 9 3 UW-Milwaukee 7 4 UW-Milwaukee 6 7 North Central 7 12 North Central 5 4 North Park .3 2 North Park 7 2 UW-Stvns Pt. 4 5 UW-Stvns Pt. 11 15 Carroll 11 2 Carroll 10 4 Carthage 11 5 Lewis 7 6 Lewis 6 23 UW-Pltvle 8 4 Viterbo 11 4 4B Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Stats tell story of 90' team In some cases, statistics can be misleading, but not in the case of this year's Ranger Baseball team. Hitting was not a problem, as the squad posted a .301 team batting average, ledby Freshman, Dom Delrose. After seeing limited playing time early in the season, Delrose's bat won him a spot in the outfield, and he moved into the number three spot in the order. Ron Wilke proved to be a formidable threat in Parkside's DH slot, batting fourth for the last half of the year. In 21 of the teams 28 games, Wilke led the club in RBIs and home runs, while bating .408. Ken Neese was also solid, leading the Rangers in triples, runs, hits, and doubles. Pitching, on the other hand, was not a pretty picture. Only three members of the staff were under five in ERA. As a group, they ended the year with a hefty 5.88 ERA. Jeff Lemmermann led the squad in innings pitched, wins, strikeouts, and ERA, while Dan Langendorf topped the team in saves. Ranger Baseball Statistics (FINAL) - Hitting- NAME G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K Ave DelRose 21 62 14 27 4 0 1 16 10 5 .435 Wilke 21 71 11 29 5 0 4 24 6 7 .408 Brielmaier 10 20 7 8 3 0 1 4 4 1 .400 Neese 28 100 28 36 12 5 3 20 13 7 .360 Klebesadel 28 91 23 31 7 1 2 20 21 15 .341 Caccioppo 21 50 13 17 3 1 1 2 6 5 .340 Dedrich 12 23 4 7 0 0 0 3 4 2 .304 Fritsch 22 53 14 15 3 0 1 6 17 9 .283 Thompson 20 59 14 16 2 0 2 11 6 7 .271 Gauthier 27 98 15 26 6 1 3 14 9 19 .265 Bonofiglio 25 88 17 23 6 1 3 15 4 19 .261 Reikowski 13 32 7 8 2 0 2 5 5 17 .250 Keller 19 41 6 10 1 0 0 6 12 7 .244 Rebro 17 39 7 7 0 0 0 4 3 11 .179 T. Bonofiglio 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 B. Hall 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 TOTALS: 28 830 180 250 54 9 23 151 120 131 .301 -Pitching- NAME W L S G IP H ER BB K ERA Lemmermann 5 1 0 10 52.67 48 19 21 46 3.25 Konczal 2 5 0 8 24.33 24 12 10 18 4.44 Langendorf 4 1 3 11 25.67 33 14 12 29 4.91 Kalinowski 0 1 0 7 20.67 18 12 20 10 5.23 Cates 0 0 0 7 10.33 13 7 6 4 6.10 Fennrick 0 1 0 8 28 36 22 21 22 7.07 Leonhard 3 3 1 11 29.67 39 28 11 14 8.49 Pluskota 0 2 0 4 7.33 17 15 8 1 18.41 Hagen 0 0 0 1 .33 3 1 0 0 27.00 TOTALS: 14 14 4 28 199 227 130 109 144 5.88 Persistence Lemmermann and Langendorf Move Rangers Past Platteville Continued from p. 3B Thompson was caught stealing after his hit,a nd one of the threed oubleplays ended the frame. Ranger starter, Jeff Lemmermann, kept them close after sah aky third inning. After giving up a lead-off double to the Pioneer's Steve Schmitt, Dave Nelson hit a slider over the wall in right-center to give Platteville a 2-0 lead. "I was still upset about the last batter after I was ahead of him, 0- 2. Gary (Fritsch) wanted a pitch on the outside part of the plate, but I put a fastball over the middle to Schmitt, then hung a pretty flat slider to Nelson." That flat slider was followed by a walk to the next hitter, but Lemmermann and Fritsch hooked up (Hi a twin-killing of their own as Lemmermann fanned Jim Foskett and Fritsch threw out Anthony Rossini. After that, Lemmermann held the Pioneers at bay, giving up only one run on three singles until the UW-PLATTEVILLE vs UW-PARKSIDE / was just in the right place at the right time. Those six runs made it easy to pitch the ninth. With a lead like that, I can go right at guys. - Dan Langendorf eighth when he was replaced by Dan Langendorf after an infield error led to Platteville's fourth run. Langendorf retired five of the final six hitters he faced, and received his fourth victory of the season after the Ranger eighth inning outburst "I'm just glad we got the win," added Langendorf after the game. "I was just in the right place at the right time. Those six runs made it easy to pitch the ninth. With a lead like that, I can go right at guys." Lemmermann, despite getting a no-decision, struck out eight and gave up just five hits in seven and one-third innings. In the six games which Langendorf and Lemmermann have worked together, Parkside is 5-1, with the only loss coming on a 3-2 decision in which Langendorf relieved Lemmermann after he had given up the third tally. Parkside's win, making them 15-14 on the season, moved them into the quarter final round of the single elimination Districtplayoffs, in which they will meet the tournament's host, Viterbo. Platteville ab r h rbi Parkside ab r h rbi Nelson-If 4 2 1 2 Neese-/ss 5 1 2 0 Rossini-cf 2 0 0 0 Klebesadel-lf 4 1 3 3 Foskett-dh 4 0 0 0 Delrose-rf 4 0 2 1 Handlen-3b 4 1 2 1 Wilke-dh 4 1 2 1 Slunmentz-c 3 0 1 0 Gauthier-lf 5 0 2 0 Hilker-rf 3 0 0 0 Bonofiglio-cf 4 1 1 0 Konishi-ss 3 0 0 0 Fritsch-c 3 1 1 0 Gritz-ph/ss 1 0 0 0 Caccioppo-lb 4 1 1 2 Jones-lb 4 0 0 0 Thompson-2b 3 2 2 1 Schmitt-2b 3 1 1 0 Rebro-2b 0 0 0 0 TOTALS 31 4 5 3 TOTALS 36 8 16 8 PIONEERS 0 0 2 - 0 1 0 - 0 1 0 _ _ 4 5 1 RANGERS 0 0 0 - 0 1 0 - 1 6 x 8 16 2 North Park IP H R ER BB SO McKeough(L) 7 11 5 4 4 ? Litefried 1/3 2 2 1 1 0 Denn 0 3 1 1 0 0 Nelson 2/3 0 0 0 0 0 Parkside IP H R ER BB so Lemmermann 7 1/3 5 3 4 8 Langendorf(W) 12/3 0 0 0 1 1 7 *-• ^*-• * IMUVTUIV u« x curvoiUv 7, / Schmitt; Klebesadel. HR—Nelson. SB-NONE. CS-Rossini; Thompson. DP- Platteville 3, Parkside 0. Ranger Thursday, June 14,1990 5B Fun By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Transport yourself back ten years or so, if you will, to the neighborhood you grew up in. It's a sunny, Saturday afternoon and you're walking back from the corner store with your friend who goes by the name of "Spike" With a mouthful of stick bubblegum and a bagful of baseball cards, you're trying to swing a deal to trade one oft hose three Ned Yost cards you just found for Spike's A1 Bumbry card. Spike won't go for it, so you agree to throw in Kurt Bevacqua card and a piece of gum. Ah! childhood memories. Well, the gum is still the same, but the stakes have changed, and it's no longer for kids only. Trading cards are back in a big way. "I was probably seven or eight when I started collecting cards," says UW-Parkside student Bill Topp. "I remember riding my bike to the corner drug store in Wauwatosa to buy packs of baseball cards at $0.15. At a recent card show, I just sold a Nolan Ryan rookie card (1968 Topps) for $850.00." Golfers Topp has been caught up in the recent surge in the collecting market for sports cards after collecting through grade school and some of high school. With all the new interest, Topp has taken his hobby one step further with Bill Topp's Sports Cards. "One year ago, that Nolan Ryan card would have been available for maybe $100 or $150," mentioned Topp about his recent sale at a card show. "It really can be a good investment, and really pay off if you do it smartly." Topp was introduced the the card business a few years backw hen the current owner of Sportsworld Investment Company, Tim Seeger, opened up shop on 122nd & North Ave. in Milwaukee. At the time, Topp helped with setting things up, and running errands for the fledgling business. Now, he helps by selling cards and merchandise at various card shows about the area virtually every weekend, and with his Milwaukee-based supplier, he has opened up a small business here on campus. "Rookie cards are almost always the most valuable card of any individual player," added Topp on Promising Spring Has Team "On Course" Continued from front page spring conditions at the North Pole. The team was able to put all of that behind them in their final meet of the season at Lake Arrowhead Country Club's Invitational. The day belonged to Parkside senior Todd Schapp who fired a 3 under par 69, leading the way to the Rangers third tournament win of the season. Schapp extended a streak started in die spring of '89, when then senior Dave Wente fired a 3 under par 69 in his final collegiate tourney. Head coach Steve Stephens was pleased with the addition to the streak adding, " Hopefully we can keep it going into next year." Schapp also received top medalist honors with teammate Steve Gerber taking the second spot with a 2 over par 74. Despite these two performances UW-Stevens Point almost managed to over take the Rangers on the final hole. On the eighteenth T his was one of our most productive springs in years. - Coach Steve Stevens hole Parkside was able to hold of the Pointers charge via two pars and two bogeys, securing the 388 to 389 victory. Placing third was UW-Whitewaterat396. The other three teams were virtual non-factors as UWEau Claire, UW-Plattville, and Mid State-Tech all finished above the high water mark of 420. Also helping the team on to victory was Mark Schneider, Tom Agazzi, Scott Brandt, and Scott Frasch. For the Spring schedule Parkside wound up with the three first place finishes, two seconds, and one third place finish. Stephens summed up the schedule, "This was one of our most productive springs in years." his trading tips. "I like to compare it to the stock market in ways. You must speculate on potential Hallof- Famers and really plan your strategies. Timeliness is also a big thing, if you can be smart and timely in your trading, you can generate some hefty returns." Recent prices of cards show proof of the big returns he speaks of. Take, for example, a 1986 box of Fleer Basketball cards. In their original year, you could go to a store and purchase a full box containing packs of cards for just $20.00. Today, that same box would go for upwards of around $2,000.00. "Something like an unopened box of cards can often be more valuable than a complete set People are willing to gamble on unopened boxes which could contain multiples of the more valuable cards. 1986 was the rookie year of Karl Malone, Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, and Patrick E wing, among others." Big profits have attracted a lot of people back to the collecting tables, and Topp's business here is beginning to show that interest, "Things started off slowly, but recently business has picked up. A lot of word-of-mouth 'advertising' has helped between my friends." While selling cards has been the biggest part of business so far, his door is always open for anyone who is looking to sell. "It's a good way for someone who finds cards at home to get some quick cash. RightnowI'm especially interested in a Jack Klebesadel rookie card, hard to come by." Added Topp, "Buying sets of cards is comparable to putting money in the bank. I've never heard of a set depreciating, as long as it's been taken care of. Some sets do better than others, and a lot depends on how the rookies do that year. The 1987 set with Jose Canseco, Will Clark, and Bo Jackson will obviously do better than the 1981 set which never did pan out." Of his current collection, he points out a rookie Walter Payton (1976 Topps—$300.00) and three Joe Montana rookie cards (1981 Topps—$200.00) as his most vaulable. "My favorite, though, besides the Buddy Biancalana collection, is a Robin Yount rookie (1975 Topps) worth about $200.00. He's always been my favorite player." "If your looking to buy or sell cards, give me ac all. If Id on't have it, I'll find someone that does." Interested parties can reach Bill Topp at.. TRADE Bill TOoppoprt ss ^Lj ards collectables & memorabilia a division of p sets SPORTSWORLD INVHTMfNTtCO • wax packs & boxes • supplies & posters • investment recommendation BILL TOPP Home 453-7663 School553-2807 Summer in Kenosha? Enjoy it more with great athletics & good times while you take care of your student body * Complete Fitness Center * Walleyball * 7 Racquetball Courts * Indoor walking Track * Aerobic Center * Luxury Locker Rooms * Medically Sound Fitness Programs * Sandpit Volleyball SOUTHPORT FITNESS AND RACQUET CLUB 7360 57th Avenue • Kenosha, Wisconsin 53142 IN AFFILIATION WITH ST. CATHERINE'S HOSPITAL special SUMMER student memberships $125.00 now thru September 15th 6B Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger * % 'TO A SPECIAL QROELP ORATSlLETES WMO COMPLETE® TSLEIR COLLEQIATE CARREERS TSlIS EASE REAR % Thanks for the memories! 1990 LADY RANGER SOFTBALL Silver Lining Appears Behind Duluth Cloud By TED McINTYRE . Asst Sports Editor With wins over UW-Green Bay andUW-Superior, the Parkside Rangers clinched the District 14 Softball title May 5. In the first inning of the opening game, Parksidedrew first blood with its lead-off batter, Kim Vanderbush. Vanderbushdrewawalk, stole second, and scored when clean-up hitter Laura Stock singled. Vanderbush scored again in the third when she reached second with a lead-off double, and was brought home by Burbach's double. Winning pitcher Karen Livesey kept Green Bay scoreless for a 3-0 victory. Inthenitecap, theRangersonly needed as ingle game toc apture the title by defeating UW-Superior for the second time in two days, 4-2. The game was a tight bat tle. In the first, both teams scored their leadoff batters. The second, third and fourth innings were scoreless. In the top of the fifth, Parkside scored when lead-off hitter Wendy Sackman doubled and went to third on a passed ball. With two out Superior's shortstop mishandled Kathy Livesey's hit allowing Sackman to score. The lead was short lived however with the Rangers allowing a run off two hits in the bottom half if the inning. The sixth also passed scoreless, but in the top of the seventh, Tammy Wright led-off with a bunt single. Sackman reached first on a mm UNDER COVER: Rachell Sielaff wins a foot race to cover third in the District Playoffs. bunt, moving Wright to second, with Pam Hosp at the plate, Wright muscued on a single and was thrown out trying to steal third. Hosp then attempted to drive the ball through the right side but the second baseman retired her while Sacman was unable to advance. Ranger third baseman Patti find maved Sackman and was safe on a groundball. With runners on the coners, Fink stole second before Livesey walked. Then with two out and the based loaded, Vanderbush hit a double to right center to score both Sackman and Fink before Sielaff grounded out to end the inning. The Yellow Jackets, did not score as Beth Hansen secured the win allowing two runs off six hits. Parkside advanced to host the Bi-District best two of three series at the Shane Rawley Sports Complex against Minnesota Duluth. The Rangers won the first contest but ended up losing two. Fortunately, despite the loss, Parkside advanced to the NAIA National Championship as the at-large team by virtue of its position in the final team rankings. In the opening game, Parkside faced Minnesota Duluth and pull ed out a victory in the bottom of the seventh. The first five inning were scoreless until Duluth scored in the top of the sixth. But the Rangers put together the winning runs in the bottom of the seventh when leadoff hitter Laura Stock reached on a single. Stock was sacrificed to second an Tammy Wright's drag bunt She then advanced to third on a wildp itch. Wendy Sackman drove in Stock stroking a home-run down the left field line lifting the Rangers to a 2-1 win. Karen Livesey recorded the win giving up nine hits. In the second game Parkside scored early but it was too much too soon as they dropped a 5-4 decision to Duluth. Parkside scored three indie top half of the first but pitcher Beth Hansen gave up three in the bottom half. In the Ranger half of the fourth, Pam Hosp scored after being bunted and singled in. The lead was short lived as the Bull-Dogs scored in their half of the sixth. Duluth scored again in the seventh on two singles. Beth Hansen took the loss, allowint five runs off twelve hits. Day two of the tourney was entirely rained out but the game waspostponed until Sunday. Again the Rangers lost a heart breaker, and more importantly, the automatic NAIA bid to the Daws by the final of 3-2. Duluth scored first in the top of the second with twoa nd Parkside promptly came back with two of their own in the third. Duluth scored the game-toumey winning run in the fifth on a bad throw to home by Vanderbush. A Ranger rally was cut shout in the seventh to end die game. Although Parkside lost the best of three series it advanced to the NAIA tourney with an at Iaige bid by posting the sixth best record in the Bi-District. 1990 Season One For The Record Books By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor The Women's 1990 season culminated with a fourth place finish at the NAIA Tournament. Along the way to a successful! 44- 15 record, the Rangers set several school season and career records. Left fielder Tracy Burbach single handebly eraced theP arkside hitting charts. Burbach shattered the season record slugging percentage of .563 set by Michele Zimmerman in 1988 by posting a .708 mark. Burbach also set the record for extra base hits at Parkside with 19 erasing Zimmerman's 1988 record of 14. She also knocked off Zimmerman's hame run record of five by chasing six over the fences this season. For her career records, Burbach set a new Parkside high of 12 career homers doubling the old record of six held by past Rangers. Wendy Sackman set the career record for extra base hits to 65 from the 31 she set last year. On the base paths first baseperson Kim Vanderbush obliterated the season and career records for stolen bases. Vanderbush stole 40 bases up 16 from the previous season and set the career record at Parkside with the total of 114. Vanderbush also set the post-season record for stolen bases with eight. On the Ranger hill, pitcher Karen Livesey became the first pitcher in Ranger history to win 20 games in a single season. Livesey won 21 in 90 and lost 6. She also set a career record for innings pitched in her career with 681.2. Ranger acolades continued when Burbach and Vanderbush were named First Team All-Ameri can. Center fielder Laura Stock was named Honorable mention to the All-American team, and Wendy Sackman was chosen for the National Tournament All-Tournament team. Seven players ended their careers as Rangers, graduating in May were Kim Vanderbush, Wendy Sackman, Tracy Burbach and Pam Hosp. Graduating in December of 90 will be Karen Livesey, Kathy Livesey, and Merisa Posig. 8B Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger IhaaBBaBBaHHBHBHBBBi I SAILBOARDS I RENTALS ! LESSONS 2 V*5) « $ Hwy. 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Green Bay Rd., 554-8556 • 3715 Douglas Ave.. 639-5353 ZION • 173 Plaza 1311 21st Street, 746-5350 PARKS IDE BASKET BALL LEAGUE B e g i n s P l a y S e p t . 2 5 t h Games on Tues. & Thurs. Nights S i g n - U p $ B e g i n A u g . -Organize tour Squad Now!- After Aug. 30th, Call: S53-22&7 'luesday Hhursckj . 50£ tappers *2.75 Etchers *2.75 Etchers I #1.00 Long Island IcedHea Hamu/Hh "Parkstdes 'deff Lemmerm ann 'Friday 4 Saturday Four favorite bOls.70s 460s ujrUi VJ&Qis -Paul Hyern VI Ladies Nite 2 for 1 All nite !!! ~ Jn C imeSmmL 370oQKc •nw 55i-9695 Racine Air Show Continued page 12 eluded will be multiple air craft demonstrations and the Golden Knights sky diving team. Also included in the program will be aerobatic performances featuring vintage aircraft Food and drink concessions will be available. (Festival Park/Pershing Park, 5 Fifth St.) Contact the Racine County Convention & Visitors Bureau at 634-3293 for more details. July 4: Fourth of July Parade & Fireworks Display. A full day of fun featuring Wisconsin's longest 4th of July parade, entertainment, carnival and fireworks. The parade will start at 9 a.m. with fireworks beginning at 9 p.m. (Main Street in Downtown Racine.) Call 634-3293. July 13-15: Kraut Festival. A three day salute to sauerkraut with carnival rides, music, clowns, Bingo, continuous entertainment and the world famous kraut eating contests for men, women and children. (Caledonia/Mt. Pleasant Memorial Park, 9614 County Trunk K, Franksville.) Contact Lyle Gustin at 886-4514 for more details. July 14-22: Salmon-A-Rama. The ten day festival will feature exhibits, entertainment, a variety of foods and the largest fishing contestonLakeMichigan. (Racine Lake Festival Park, 5F ifth St.) For more information, call Marilyn Murrack at 634-1931. quette Street Bridge - Harbor Area and Festival Paik.) Boat Parade will begin at 8:30 p.m. with the fireworks at 9:30 p.m. August 5: Men Who Cook Fair. This unique festival will feature some of the finest local cuisine that can be prepared by over 50 male personalities. Admission includes a sample of their delicious dishes. (Racine Festival Park, 5 Fifth St.) Contact Cynthia Bland or Ken Lumpkin at 636-1900. AugustS: Starving Artist Outdoor Art Fair. International juried Art Fair featuring local and regional artist willb e priced fore very budget Municipal Band concert will be given. (Gateway Technical College - Racine Campus, 1001 Main St.) For details, call Jeanne Rognlie at 634-1697. August 10-12: Fiesta On The Lakefront Mexican food (fajitas, tacos, nachos), Mexican beverages, traditional ethnic dancers, Bingo, authentic arts and crafts, Hispanic heritage exhibit mariachi and Latin American music. (Racine Festival Park, 5 Fifth St.) Contact Oscar Mireles at 384-3100 for more information. August 11-12: Fun-D-Fest. Live music every day, outside bingo, amusement rides, hourly raffle, smorgasboard dinner, white elephant rummage sale and youth and adult games. (St Edward's Church, Corner of West Blvd & Wright Ave.) Contact St Edward's Parish at 633-9794. August 11-12: Mid-America Siamese Club Cat Show. Judging will take place of all breeds of cats including household pets. Kittens will be available for sale. (Racine Festival Hall, 5 Fifth St.) For details, contact Sandra Kline at 544- 4051. August 12: Racine On The Lake Triathlon. Athletes 16 and over can compete in the main event the eighth annual race including a 500 yard swim, 18 mile bike race on city and county roads, and a 3.3 mile run. Both individual and relays competitions will be held. For more information, contact the Downtown Racine Corporation at 634-6002. August 12: Greater Racine Kennel Club 17th Annual Dog Show. All breed dog show with over 113 different breeds from all over the country showing in both conformation and obedience. Show also features vendors selling various dog products. (Pershing Park, Pershing Drive.) Contact Patricia Darling at 633-2983. August 16-19: In-Water Boat Show. The Midwest's most important boat show. Over five hundred 1991 model year boats of all types and sizes, from sailboats to motor yachts on display in water and on land, a wide variey of marine accessories and services, plus free sailing lessons. Salmon Unlimited will serve a tasty menu of brats, burgers, beer and sofdt rinks. (Festival Park, 5 Fifth St. and Reefpoint Marina, 2 Fourth Street Causeway.) For details, call Ben Wold at 836-4740. September 1: Main Street OktoberfesL Oktoberfest is a familyoriented street festival complete with ethnic food, four stages of continuous entertainment featuring music, jugglers, dancers, animals and more. Hours are noon to 5 p.m. September 1: Racine Night at the Brewers vs. Baltimore Orioles. Money raised from local ticket sales benefit local youth sports organizations. Game time is 7:30 p.m. For details, contact Scott Piemeisl at 637-9101. (Milwaukee County Stadium.) September 1-3: Labor Day Weekend Spectacular. Jetrocket wheelstanders, prostock and funny car nationals. Other special events include monster trucks, cars and motorcycle jumping and car crashing. For more details, contact Broadway Bob at 462-5520. There are many more events this summer than can beli sted here, but this will give you an idea of what's going on in Racine this summer. Continued from page 12 as fly-bys of various experimental aircraft as early as 10 a.m. Both shows will be approximately 3-1/2 to four hours long. There will be no rain date. In addition to the Air Force Thunderbirds and the US. . Army Golden Knights, other highlights will include such military aircraft as the U.S. Navy F-14 Tomcat and F-18 Homet, and the U.S. Air Force T-37 and T - 38. An AV-8B Harrier II, which can hover in air and take off without a runway, will perform various tactical maneuvers. Also featured in this year's show are Team America and Taylor Craft who will perform precision aerial maneuvers. Aerobatic stunt flyers Patty Wagstaff and Dave Darcy will also demonstrate their aerial talents. Darcy will be flying a Bucker Jungmeister and a Super Stearman. TheBucker Jungmeister was flown in the 1936 Olympics. An estimated crowd of 500,000 is expected to line the lakefront, whether on land or boats, to watch the show. Todeal with size crowd, people are encouraged to use other modes of transportation such as city buses or bicycles. The YMCA willp rovide a bicycle parking corral for a nominal fee. Daniels emphasizes the importance of arriving early as itw ill afford you the best possible view. The air show will be simulcast on WRJN. July 27-29: Italian Fest. Ethnic celebration with entertainment, Italian foods, arts and crafts, music and continuous raffles. A Catholic Mass will be held on Sunday. (Racine Festival Park, 5 Fifth St.) Call Ben Yanzito at 886-3610 for other details. July 25-29: Racine County Fair. Family oriented fair with exhibits, midway carnival, free grandstand entertainment every evening, exhibits, livestock auction, numerous food booths, dining hall and special children's activities. (Racine County Fair Grounds, Highway 11, Union Grove R- acine County.) CallDonTubmanat878- 4466. August 4: Venetian Nights. Colorfully lit and decorated boats will float down the river and around harbor area. Fireworks will follow the boat parade. Downtown Rotary will be hosting food and activities at Festival Park, and there will be a municipal band concert. (fcVsfcver - .beginning at Mar24 Thursday. June 14,1990 Ranger UW-Parkside Union: For All Students Union Trying to Keep Prices Reasonable For Students, Faculty Students Searching For Jobs Can Look To The Union .:-v v ( idy served students ; . :• ' . • . • " • • ' ' • . . . . : : • Ti m t j r > > * - :: •. . positions may even be-iiid to-ictcis-: job types at varying hours both day and evenm& Food setvtoe- has ||i^||i|i|piop; counter worke^i: person- i upkeep workers. ; i; chia Theatre Concessions, and the :l|||!l!l|Il;iina:Wg&M !!ltl§l . . : . • ' . • . : : sclerfcsftypists, bookkeepers ami Union student workers are paid - " ' ; : . ' • . : .. '. . ." .: ' ' :• .: ; .: V . '. .' . . " ; . .. '... • : .• : ' - : • " • " • ' / ': \ > .; ;;•/••:;•: • ; , . .: . : ; • . •' • •. • ' •::• . . . • • ; • : • . ' • . : ' . ' . . ' : • . ' . . ' . ' • - : ' . ' . . . . . : . • . • • '•:. . : • ./ • •:. •: • •: SBi^ " ' ' . . V' ., •. ' •. '. • :: '•• .: • ." . • • • ...' " . '• • ' - '. " ' : • -ahte- i Other Functions The Union Does On Campus Whether its aquestion thatneeds answering, a location that need s directing to, or a confusion that needs straightening out, chances are the Campus Information Center is a good place to turn to. Located in the Parkside Union Bazaar (main lobby area), the Info Center operates daily from 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Its purpose is to provide general campus information not only to guests, but to students and staff as well. In addition to having information on most campus services, offices and departments, it also provides a variety of its own services. Among the things to be found at the Information Center desk are: * University literature and brochures * Class location and information * Class cancellations * Ticket Sales for campus events * Check cashing service * Evening and weekend taped phone message * Stamp Sales and postal drop * "Week-At-A-Glance" Calendar * Bus tokens, tickets, and passes * Notary public service * Operation identification (engraver use) * Lost and found During the year, the Info Center also provides one-time services such as special event registrations, reservations and others. For such activities it is prepared to handle MasterCard purchases to assist in customer convenience. When calling for information or for weekend and evening information on the code-a-phone recording, dial: 553- 2345. With ever yone possibly more aware than ev er of exactly how many dollars they have in their wallet or billfold, or how much change is in their pocket or purse, the price of potential purchases continues to grow in importance. Sellers of products and services are just as aware of this as are buyers, and the Parkside Un ion is no exception. How then are Union prices determined? Some background information must proceed a direct answer. A little known fact to many is that for the most part of the campus Union is a self-supporting operation not receiving general university funding or state tax support dollars. Its source for operating dollars, which exceeds one-half million dollars per year, is solely from student fees and earned revenues. When the Union first opened its doors, student fees represented 50% of its total budget. Presently fees support about one-third of the budget The remainder must then come from revenues, which brings the subject back to pricing. It is one of Union management's biggest challenges and concerns: How to develop hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue while not gouging student, staff and community customers. No one single method of price setting can be used for all Parkside THE PARKSIDE UNION RECREATION CENTER INVITES YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WEEKEND PASS FREE BOWLING TABLE TENNIS POOL TABLE SOCCER DARTS Only $25.00 Pass is valid on Saturdays, Noon - 7pm and Sundays, Noon - 10pm during Fall and Spring Semesters. To purchase a pass or for more information, stop by the Union office, Room 209, or call 553^2408. Union offered products and services. Each product and each service is looked at as an individual entity when prices are set, and a number of factors are considered. Among them are: what are the direct out-of-pocket costs involved in providing the product or se rvice? What are the other UW Campuses charging for it? What are area merchants charging for it? What volume business is expected from selling it, or providing it? What is the need factor for it? What is right or reasonable? For example, in pricing a quarter pound cheeseburger, Parkside Union management along with the food service director would first look at what it costs to put out the product; the cost of the 4 oz. hamburger patty, the 1/2 oz. slice of cheese, the single cut bun, an estimated average condiment use and the labor cost to prepare it. (Labor is actually applied as a set percentage figure over all preparation required fo od products). From a list supplied by the UW System Auxiliary Operation Analysis office, selling prices for a quarter pounder with cheese at the other twelve UW Campuses are examined. Similarly, prices at both Racine and Kenosha fast food chains are surveyed. These will give management an idea of what people are accustomed to paying. Considering all these things, plus the volume of 1/4 pound cheeseburgers sold at UW-Parkside, their contribution to total sales or potential profits, and the contracted University rebate applied to each sale, brings about agreement to an eventual selling price. Some food service items are highly profitable, while others barely break even. The former necessarily have to support the latter. When pricing candy, nuts, beer, wine, soda, room rentals, technical services, special physical set-up and other Union offered products and services, a similar process occurs. In each case prices aren ot seta rbitrarily, but rather with specific purpose, keeping in mind the overall role of the college Union...that being service to the campus community. Ranger Thursday, June 14, 1990 25 Festivals Keep Brewtown Alive By SUZANNE MAN WANO Feature Editor, park; aloug* t lto Milwaukee festivals intended for all people: illlli! , . ' : • , • • . y; : Septeiaber.ihG park II be opened to the public for several celebrations of different cultures. Start* wis host Fest&fiabana. A uthen« ated family recipes will be served* W&WM Iftom 12> i F e s t ; r n . n ) t K ! s from -"est wlueft is sponsored by Hie Milw?, i! ' • J ' "" U, 'f/ fcaiw/l Department, The Greater Milwaukee Pubhc Recreation Association* ; • . : / . : • • r : : : - : T : ^ : D 0 C T • • •' • ;. • ; • . • . " ; . ' ,>••,• . . :• ,•••,-,• • ' . ' • • . . • . ' |i|:p tlI and A ugust '24-26 will s end t he •'•••• • • • : • •• " ' • ' • : • be Indian Summer running from September 7-9f wd -wjfi include ' • . . ••:••• • : ^ . • . . • . ; . : . • : ' • ' ^ • : • : ; • and will benefit • : . •' . " :..•••• 800-827-FEST and retjuest more events. 21 great stores in a totally air conditioned mall. iter Washington Ave. (Hwy 20) & Ohio St., Racine FASHIONATION BIG DISCOUNTS OFF DEPARTMENT AND SPECIALTY STORE PRICES. SAVE UP TO 70% EVERYDAY. FORENZA-OUTBACK RED-HUNTERS RUN WESTGATE MALL 4901 WASHINGTON AVE. 632-3399 A Burning Issue For Summer The BOOK RACK WE BUY AND SELL USED PAPERBACKS NEW BOOKS USED BOOKS MAGAZINES COPIES STATIONERY CRAFTS WE CAN SPECIAL ORDER NEW BOOKS WESTGATE MALL 633-9380 wtmm SUMMER BEGINS AT ON MEMORIAL DAY AND ENDS LABOR DAY EXTENDED HOURS: Sunday-Thursday Open Till 8:30 Friday-Saturday Open Till 9:00 f^rjfy_£w^ -r-Mok* f"" •6-»y* hmmmm |j + +*-«c mat wr4s rf *• mycK—o J^OHSL\ma If you like cards with this kind of humoi; come in and browse our Shoebox display. You're not fat. SHOEBOX GREETINGS (A *'•"/ IWtfc dif!*4on of Hollmark) Sue's Hallmark (Westgate Mall) Ph< 632-7024 p • • • • • • • • • • • • • f• • • • • • • • • • • • • > < • • • • • 26 Thursday. June 14,1990 Ranger Summerfest Makes Milwaukee A Great Summertime City By SUZANNE MANTUANO Feature Editor Summerfest, the annual summer festival of activities and entertainment which is held along 70 acres of Milwaukee's lakeshore, is scheduled to open June 28 and run through July 8. In it's 23rd year of operation, Summerfest has become an ever popular attraction for people from many locations. The addition of the Marcus Amphitheater has only helped to push the revenues and attractions of the summer festival to an even higher plateau. The Marcus Amphitheater has hosted such names as Rod Stewart, Jackson Browne, and Bob Dylan, just to name a few.T his summer's line up proves to be just as exciting as those before it Acts scheduled to appear at the Marcus Ampitheater throughout S ummerfest include: Crosby, Stills, and Nash on June 28, Fleetwood Mac and Squeeze on June 29, and Depeche Mode and Nitzer Ebb on June 30. The beginning of July will begin with a performance on July 1 by Jerry Harrison , Tom Tom Club, Debra Harry, and The Ramones. July 2 will host Luther Vandross, and July 3 Anita Baker and Perri will be performing. Richard Marx will be on the Summerfest grounds on July4 performing at the Marcus Ampitheater, and on July 5 M.C. Hammer is scheduled tQjappear. Cher will be performing on July6 and Bruce Hornsby and The Range will be making their third appearance at the Marcus Amphitheater on July 7. The last show scheduled to be given during The Summerfest run at the Marcus Amphitheater is the B-52's with Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers. All shows begin at 7:30 p.m., however, reserved seating for some of the shows has been sold out Free concert hand stamps for non-reserved seating may be obtained starting at 11:30 a.m. on the day of a show at the gate adjacent to the Marcus Amphitheater box office to the first 14,000 persons. Aside from the many well known acts appearing at The Marcus Amphitheater, there are also many more locally or specialized artists performing on the smaller, more concentrated stages along the Summerfest grounds. The other stages that will be holding concerts throughout the summer festival include: the 93QFM Mainstream Rock Stage, the Big Band Ethnic Stage, the Lazer 103 Pepsi Comedy S tage, The BreezenS tage, and The UMVP Four Cord Blues Stage. Though Summerfest is known mostly for it's musical attractions, it has much more than that to offer. On June 10, Bob Uecker will host Uecker's Ride for the Arts which will benefit the United Arts Fund of Greater Milwaukee. June 15 will hostSenior.Day. Thisdaywill include a variety of activities and entertainment designed especially for seniors. The event is sponsored by the Sixty-Plus Senior Program. Also on June 15 -17 Summerfest will host Polish fest. There will be polka bands, folk dancing, and food and folk art native to Poland. The weekend of June 22 and 23 is when the Big Bar-B-Que weekend will take place. Party goers will enjoy a wide variety of BBQ foods and entertainment TheBig Bar-B-Que Weekend will also include the Big UW-System Alumni Reunion on Saturday. June 2d will also include a City of Festivals parade with each of Milwaukee's ethnic festivals represented with floats, displays, music and entertainment which takes place on the streets of downtown Milwaukee. On June 27, Summerfest will also be a part of the Great American Race. The Great American Race is a cross counrty race of antique cars. There will be a special pit area created for spectators to view the classic automobiles. Ticket price for a dayo f fun and entertainment on the Maier Festival Park grounds during the Summerfest celebration is $5.00 when tickets are purchased in advance and $6.00 at the gate. Children under 12 years of age, accompanied by an adult, get in free before 6:00 p.m. After 6:00 p.m., the cost is $.50. Remember, Summerfest isn't just for the music lover. For more information dial 1-800-827-FEST. M.C. Hammer performs on July 5 Appearing At The Marcus Amphitheater During The Fest Fleetwood Mac Appears on June 29 Ziggy Marly comes to Marcus on July 8 Ranger Thursday, June 14,1990.27 Students: The Reason For the University Student Activities Guides Student Lilc Provides Services vu - * ' - miii ' Stmfeftt Acfivifi&i - ii* Students Through Fun Times The Student Activities Office, located on the second floor of the Union building, believes that college life is notall studying and hard work. There is more to college life than that. They believe that social activities and campus involvement are very important to leading a satisfactory college life. The Student Activities Office offers many differentprograms that students are encouraged to become involved in. If you are interest ed in Hispanic Heritage, Sept. 15 - Oct 15 has been set aside as UWParkside's month to learn more about and celebrate Hispanic cultural achievements. If you feel strongly about women's issues and would lik e to help in c elebrating and promoting this issue, the Women's History Month Committee is for you. The Student Activities Office also has detailed information about over 40 different clubs on campus, that are always seeking new and interested members. If you have a general interest in any activity chances are the Student Activities Office has a club just for you. Beside monthly celebration and clubs, the Student Activities Office sponsors social, educational, and leadership development activities throughout the academic year. Some examples include: Alcohol Awareness Week, Welcome Week, RESEARCH INFORMATION Largest Library of Information in U.S.' all subjects Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COD 800-351-0222 IN CALIF. 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For more detailed information feel free to contact Diane Welsh, assistant director of student life and director of student activities at 553-2279 or Mary Ellen Wesley, student activities advisor at 553-2277. The staff would love to see you become "Very Involved at Parkside." >y SteveMcLaughliri lean of Students illBSKifif Residence Life : ' : . . . • ; ' ' . . . . V . faswiihdiverse studentcampusand : IThe Student Life area is dedi- • ; ' :• •• .' • • . '• • • "111:-' li§ ••• - • : . .. ' : .- ' : " • - ' ' ' . • ' well as stimulate social* mterper- . - :: '. '• - . . .-... [ whe re recognition, leadership, and : - • • - ' ' • ' I gram s, and services that meet the needs of theentire commumty. This is achieved through the following offices and programs: Student Health Services socialneedsof students; pre-school ables students to participate fully iiijlth a;v; r^ierral that, meet tbe residential and program needs of Its participants; in addition, leadership opportunities through attrdenf activities are actively promoted. Students Win Awards At Annual Banquet The eleventh annual Student Awards Banquet was held on May 4. The event is coordinated by the Student Activities Office to recognize the contributions of UWParkside students to campus life. The President's Award, which is presented by the leaders of the five major status organizations, was presented to Mara Beth Israel-Uebe and Craig Simpkins. The Distinguished Student Award, for outstanding service to university life through participation in extra-curricular activities, was presented to Simpkins. The Phil Pogrega Award, named in memory of a former PSG A president, was presented to Rhonda Brock, based on her overall contributions to campus life through a variety of activities. Dr. Barbara Shade, Dean of the School of Education, and Anthony Brown, director of the Center for see Awards, page 29, col. 1 Union Telephone Directory Building Services Union Director Bill Gossett 553-2692 Bill Niebu hr 553-2027 nformation Desk Student Life, Dean Lorraine Kiekhoefer 553-2345 Steve McLaughlin 553-2419 General Office 553-2294 Reservations rood Service Audrey Keehn 553-2294 huck Haun 553-2601 Rec Center Mike Menzhuber 553-2695 DO yOU with enjoy working children? Apply now for an exciting on-campus employment opportunity at the Child Care Center Applications are now being accepted for fall semester teaching postions Employment begins September 4,1990 Applications available at: UW-Parkside Child Care Center Phone: 553-2227 Summer Hours Monday through Friday 7:30 - 2:00 (Closed July 4th) Have a Great Summer! 28 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Zenith Data Systems Higher Education Student/Faculty/Staff Purchase Program I: II 11 JL WMplK - r i tfrn ^1-%-V"> ' •fcP ~ V > 4. 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Also Included Is a detachable 48WHr NICad battery pack with overcharge protection; external 110/220V autosenslng AC adapter/charger unit; slots fo r Internal modem, memory expansion, and expansion chassis connector; and MS-DOS 3.3 PLUS. SUPERSPORT 286 with 20Mbyte hard drive now $2099.00 with 40Mbyte hard drive $2299.00 SUPERSPORT 286e with VGA compatable graphics and 20Mbyte hard drive now $2799.00 with VGA compatable graphics and 40Mbyte hard drive now $2999.00 •m •• M ' i t i t r j » . » »i » i • 4 ' •» * * » t • » t •m* i i * i j mmt Z-286 LP/12, 80286 SYSTEM 80286 processor, zero wait state, 1M byte base RAM (640K byte user memory, 256K byte EMS. and I28K byte slushware). Memory Is expandable to 6M byte of zero-walt-state memory on the system board with a total of 16M byte supported In the system. EMS version 4.0 Is supported In the hardware up to 2M byte of RAM can be conligured as EMS. The system Includes one 3.5" 1.4M byte floppy disk drive, two open 8/16- bit expansion slots, two serial ports, one parallel port, and VGA video with BIOS and register level compatibility of the EGA, CGA, MDA, and Hercules video standards. In addition, a battery backed-up realtime clock calendar, 60K byte PC/AT compatible ROM BIOS, an 80-watt 115/230 auto switching power supply, a 101-key keyboard, password protection, and MS-DOS 3.3 PLUS are Included with the system. — Z-286 LP/12Mhz with 20Mbyte hard drive now $1599.00 plus monitor Many other desktop models to choose from, ranging from 8088 systems to 80386,33 Mhz, 320 Mbyte hard drive systems with VGA monitors. Prices and Specifications subject to change without notice. For current prices or ordering information, contact Zenith Data Systems Campus Representative Ken Schuh at 553-2883 before Aug. 18 or 553-2838 after Aug. 18 ZENITH data systems amm Groupe Bull For more information stop by the ComputingSupport Center on the D-1 level of the Library - • • - j Ranger Thursday, June 14, 1990 29 Advising Center Place For Answers The Advising Center in lower Main Place of the Wyllie Library Learning Center, under the supervision of the director of advising, is the office in which academic advising is coordinated at UWParkside. Every degree-seeking student is assigned an academic advisor with whom he/she must consult before each spring and fall semester. The international student adviser and the academic actions officer are also located in the center. The academic actions officer is the person to see for permission to re-enter the university after being on drop status and for other academic actions. The Advising Counter isa service of the Advising Center. Here you can obtain academic information of all kinds. You can also declare your major, change your name, address, or adviser, and pick up add/drop, withdrawal, request for a degree summary, change of status, and many other forms, as well as BOK sheets, course schedules, closed class lists, and catalogs. Studentemployees are always happy to look up office and telephone numbers of faculty and staff for you, and to assist you in any other way they can. If you don't know where to go for what you need, this is the place to start. Jack Elmore is the director of the Advising Center. Campus Police UW-Parkside's First Line Of Defense The University of Wisconsin- Parkside has had sworn officers since its inception back in 1968. Each full-time police officer attends the police academy and is certified by the state of Wisconsin as a law enforcement officer with full arrest authority. The Campus Police Department also employs reserve police officers and xommunity service officers. The Campus Police and Public Safety Department offers a wide variety of services to the campus community. These services include key assists, jump starts, entry into locked vehicles and responding to medical emergencies, just to name a few. Awards Women's Center Expanding Continued from page 27 Educational and Cultural Advancement, received Advisor of the Year Awards. They served as advisors for the Black Student Organization. Emerging Leader Awards, presented to students who demonstrate outstanding leadership potential, were given to Gary Nephew, Latesha J ude, Kirsten Tenges, Tina Gosey, Edris Saldana, John Kadolf, Chris Daniel, Abraham Makena and Edilma Rodriguez. Individual organizations selected the following students to receive Distinguished Service Awards: Parkside Activities Board— Jenni Dreher, Franca Savaglio, Chuck Petrach Ranger— Dan Chiapetta, Simpkins Parkside Student Government Association— Nephew, Bill Horner Parkside Adult Student Alliance— Kathy Wakefield, Rick Pazera Student Organization Council— Steve Itzenhuiser, Bruce Ralston. The Parkside Women's Center was established in Fall, 1989 to provide educational programming, support, referral and advocacy for all women at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Students, faculty, and staff members will find that the Women's Center is "every women's place"—a safe place for women, regardless of race, age, affectional orientation or political beliefs. The center is also a place where women can work together dissolving barriers, rules and attitudes which deny women education, earning power or choices about their own lives. This is done through outreach programs, support groups, and one-to-one efforts. The center staff is made up of two student coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem, and volunteer students. Duringthe 1989-1990academic year, the Women's Center has sponsored or co-sponsored the following programs: Rape Awareness Week, a Pro-Life/Pro-Choice Debate, Women's History Month Activities, a Brown Bag Lunch series on women's issues, training programs, and support groups. Everyone is welcome to visit the Women's Center and participate in the programs it offers. The office is locatedo n the WLLCC oncourse. For more information, stop by or call 553-2170. Diane Welsh is the advisor for the Women's Center. Angelo Florist, Inc. a tradition in flowers since 1930 Phone (414) 654-0721 Simmons Park Plaza 7707 Sheridan Road Kenosha, WI 53140 COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP SPECIAL! 4 months for only $45. THE RACINE YMCA 725 LAKE AVENUE For Complete Info rmation Call: 634-1994 Today's YMCA, Feel The Difference Campus police officers are responsible for the protection of all persons and property on campus grounds and residence halls. The officers also enforce state statutes, administrative codes, and investigate crimes and suspicious activities. Campus police also enforce traffic laws and respond to vehicle accidents (Hi campus roads and surrounding county highways. Each officer is assigned a specialty. We have a crime preven tion officer, a court officer, an evidence technician officer, a fire safety officer, a department equipment maintenance officer and a firearms instructor. The department recently hired a special project officer who will be responsible for a survey on campus safety through environmental design. Each year we employ UWParkside students for the positions of reserve police officers and community service officers. We encourage all interested UWParkside students to apply for these positions. Applications may Be obtained at the Campus Police Department located in the east side of Tallent Hall. For more information contact Campus Police at 553- 2455. Sergeant Brian Ketterhagen is an officer with the UWParkside Campus Police and Public Safety. EI • DOMINO'S PIZZA JOB OPPORTUNITIES Part time job - Full time pay Domino's Pizza of Kenosha/Racine is now hiring delivery drivers and management trainees. "Great job for students." We offer. # $8-$ 12 Per hour earning potential - Drivers earn an hourly wage, mileage, plus tips. * Cash paidmonthiy-take home cash everytime you work. Drivers can bring home $50-$75 on one weekend night. # Flexible scheduling-we set our schedule to meet yours. • Employee discounts-50% off all our delicious pizza. # Advancement opportunities-85% of all Domino's pizza franchisess started as drivers. [Applicants must be 18, with own car, a safe driving record, plus proof of auto liability insurance. Apply in person at KENOSHA 2130-Washington RD 654-5070 8028-22nd Ave 652-1222 RACINE 3945-Erie ST 681-3030 1100 Washington Ave 634-2600 2308 lathrop Ave 554-9543 *w ;V- T * v*v .* •!$;: $ < rr. : r *#'3 5 J ( s f i 1,55 t-S It H 3/y"hursda^^ Residence Halls Not The Only Option For Housing The search foro ff campus housing can be hectic but if you ask "the right" questions your experience should be easy as well as painless. Start by looking around. Shop around, ask questions, read the lease, get all promises in writing, and never put money down unless you are ready to make a commitment Most houses or apartments vary greatly in price depending on size, condition, proximity to campus, and whether or not utilities are included. Generally, prices range from $200/ month to $600/ month. It is also helpful to carry along a notebook to jot notes down regarding the different units you visit. Your rental search should start one to two months prior to your ex pected occupancy date. If you start Ranger photo by Don Prange Steve Wallner (right), assistant director of housing, helps Karen Pitsoulakis find housing. earlier many landlords or rental agents will not be able to tell you what units they will have avaailble. Remember to look over a copy of the lease. Does the lease state who is responsible for what? Who pays the utilities? Can the leased be renewed? A factor which may also influence your decision about who to rent from is the attitude of the landlord or rental agent Good landlords/ agents are responsible, honest, and willing to answer questions. If a landlord/agent seems reluctant to answer important questions or makes a lot of promises about making repairs, you have reason to be cautious. By looking around, asking questions, jotting notes and reading all papers/leases thoroughly, your search for off campus housing should be easy and painless. Good luck. For further assistance regarding rental units in the Kenosha and Racine areas, or for your free guide, "UW-Parkside Off-Campus Housing Information," contact Steve Wallner, assistant director of residence life at the UW-Parkside housing office (553-2320). Steve Wallner is the assistant director of UW-Parkside housing. CECA Advances Needs Of Students Of Color ACADEMIC ADVISING SERVICES CECA (Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement) takes pride in the emphasis it places on academic advising. The focus of this emphasis lies in the great educative value of the advisors helping students tos et meaningful, selfdirected life/career goals. This is an ongoing, multifaceted communication exchange. Helping advisees is the foundation of CECA's dedication to the growth and development of the individual. These services of the center can only support and compliment efforts to obtain educational/life goals and insure the retention and graduation of students of color at UWParkside. CASHE PEER MENTORING PROGRAM CASHE stands for "Collective Approach to Success in Higher Education." This program started in the fall 1988 as an effort to improve the retention and graduation rates for students of color at UW-Parkside. Upperclass students who have demonstrated high achievement in the areas of math and English have been hired by the center to facilitate small group study session for students registered in English 090 and/or Math 015. The mentors meet with students in groups of eight to ten to help the students with any difficulties that they may encounter in these courses. TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS RECOGNITION BANQUET This banquet honors high academic achievers and graduating senior students of color. This event demonstrates that there are those who are notd oing so well that they, too, can achieve their goals. Public recognition is an incentive to those who are not recognized as well as those who are. The annual TCB Banquet takes place in the spring. The event features a guest speaker, dinner, and the presentation of awards. MINORITY ADMISSION REVIEW SUBCOMMITTEE (MARS) The MinorityAdmission Review Subcommittee was established in April 1988 by the Admissions Records and Information Subcommittee. Its purpose is to give minority applicants for admission to UW-Parksideadditional consideration. Minority students who don't meet the standard criteria for admission and don'tqualify for admission because of insuffisee CECA, page 33, col.l STUDENT MANAGERS Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit. Must be personable and have the ability to work with others. BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over the counter concession sales, check out and rental of recreation facilities/ equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling experience preferred, but not required. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. Applications available in Union, Room 209. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION FOR FALL SEMESTER Students must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.00. Applications for student manager positions must have a minimun cumulative GPA of 2.50. SETUP-/TEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of chairs, tables, etc., for dances, receptions, meetings, and special events. NO prior experience necessary, but applicants should be in good physicial condition. INFORMATION CENTER ATTENDANT Involves over-the-counter ticket, stamp, and bus ticket sales; check cashing, copy service, and providing general campus information to walk-up and telephone customers. Must be personable and outgoing. Cash register and cash handling experience preferred. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. r Hey UW-Parkside $$ Students! $$ The Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha needs your plasma and we'll pay you $10.00 for your donation. First time donors will also receive a $5.00 bonus with this coupon! Expires 9/01/90 I J * Earn up to $100.00 per month. * Help burn victims, shock victims and hemophiliacs. * M.D. supervised * Our equipment is used once and then discarded - absolutely safe * You will receive a free medical check-up 6212 - 22nd Ave. Kenosha, Wl 654-1366 Pre-Med Students, call about possible employment opportunities! Mon., Wed., Fri. 8:30-3:30 Tues., Thurs. 10:00-5:30 Ranger Thursday, June 14!_1990_31^ Substance Counseling Available M UW-Pfcrk$irfe Wp believe. if U important for students and pro* fessionals to work together. combat the problem. ADAPT addresses alcohol md '' . ' . ••''• • : : " f'. . ,ADAPT was proposed by a $te university community, Realizing that alcohol and other drug ' • ' : • '• ' ' • . ''••• • •' • ' •' • " " : "V • ' • yenfkKt program targeting#!! sa&» K • • ' • Parkxide is committed to redupof incidents that adversely affect dp!WMM0MM vastly J pro- TiO-:.- > • ; . r • CO'V.. :'V . T' ' g heir. j/or • •' <:!g along 'Aiiii < ic i!;r pus teiniVuvc^ : resp^pi|fi? |p}$$gi|| .;T . , JJlOtedt'.r •; v-V" ^ ipjpOit t :;i!lllli!!lii|i •r'MMMII:1 Si®ftfillll "• for students • • -, • . . • •• •" • •. .. •, , ,, . ; .. ; :•:• • •' Tn ~ r !,,1] cotin- Adult Children of Alcoholics • ' ' • ' ' '®: ' . , • •' • ' . : • •• • ' •: • . • : • : ' . ' .. Alcohol and Drug Education Croi'p. : >.• ' . . T " • . • ; Tng to chemical use, consequences Peer Educators jj • . • •: :. ...•/:•;••• ' •;•'; g; "g >• i' • • : ' • • ' ' • '•"••• ' • ' ^ • , • • . , • ,.•••• . • .•••. . :;::p^>j^e;;i^d^otd; heal tin' lifestyles " . . : ; / ' #1(11^ . • ••: •, ; '• : Student Health Services, MOLN . : . : " ,• ••••• . • - : , Be A Peer Educator Peer Educators is a newly developed program at UW-Parkside. We are looking for creative, caring students who will coordinate and present alcohol & drugs, STD's, sexuality and sexual abuse presentations. The types of presentations will vary from rehearsed skits and informal role playing to formal presentations on strictly factual information. Peer Educators will act as resource people and will promote healthy lifestyles through on campus activities and serve as role models for healthy, positive living. Eight Peer Educators will be selected to do presentations to students, coaches, professors, residence halls, and other special interest groups of any size. We are looking for a variety of talented students. If you haves kills in leadership, human relationships, mass media, theater, graphics arts or writing, consider being a part of a multi-disciplinary team of Peer Educators. Applications are available through the Student Health Center, Molinaro D115, stop in or call 553- 2366. Student Health Services Provides Services To UW-Parkside UW-Parkside Student Health Services, as an integral part of the university's educational experience, emphasizes maintaining optimal health so that students can complete their educational goals with a minimum of interruptions and enjoy their future lives in good health. All students are encouraged to visit the Health Center for any kind of health related matter. ELIGIBILITY - All enrolled students are eligible to use all the services. Students pay a required Student University Fee each semester. A portion of this segregated fee covers the cost of Health Services on campus. Pre-entrance physical exams are not provided by Health Services. S tudents should have this exam from their own physician. SERVICES - Appointments with a registered nurse are available by phone or by walk-in for treatment of minor illness or injuries. Physician services are available through Southeastern Family Practice Clinic located in Tallent Hall on campus. There isn o charge to see a physician when referred by the health nurse. However, there is a fee for laboratory, x-ray, and special procedures. Confidential medical recordsa re maintained on each student and regarded as privileged information. These records are controlled by strictpolicies to protect confidentiality. Information can only be released with written permission. Other services include; strep throat screening, blood pressure monitoring, mental health referrals, TB skin testing, contraceptive counseling, and pregnancy testing. All types of contraceptives are available for a minimal fee. HEALTH AND WELLNESS PROGRAMS - In addition to regular outpatientclinic services, Health Services promotes preventative health education through wellness programs. Consultation for individuals or programs are available on such topics as weight control, exercise, AIDS, alcohol use and abuse, sexuality, and stress. A Health Fair is sponsored each year providing health screenings and information. ALCOHOL AND OTHER DRUGS PROGRAM - Professional counseling is available to assist you in deciding if chemical use is having a negative effect on your life. Helpi s available for those concerned about someone else's chemical use. This service is free and confidential. Appointments can be made with our certified alcohol^ drug counselor. HOURS OF SERVICE - Open Monday through Friday 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. with evening hours until 6:30 p.m. on Mondays and Thursdays during the fall and spring Semesters. Summer hours are Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. INSURANCE - Information on medical insurance is available from Health Services for those students who are not covered by other insurance. This insurance plan is designed to protect you against high medical costs of accidents or illness requiring hospitalization. Sandy Reise is the director of Student Health Services. Financial Aid Office Helps With Money Woes If you have already applied for student financial aid to help with the cost of attending the Univ ersity of Wisconsin-Parkside this fall and you have completed the process as instructed by the Financial Aid Office, you are on your way to finding out if you will be eligible for student financial aid. Financial aid at UW-Parkside is in the form of grants (money that does not have to be paid back), loans (money that does have to be paid back), and work opportunities. But, if you have not completed the process or if you have not applied for financial aid it is not to late. The Financial Aid Office mails out award letters to those who have completed the process and are eligible for aid on an ongoing basis starting in June. An award letter informs the student exactly what kind of aid is available for the school year and any conditions that may go with aid. The award letter must be signed and returned to the Financial Aid Office within two weeks. When the award letter is returned, financial aid checks are Financial aid at UW-Parkside is in the form of grants, loans and work opportunities. Lloyd Mueller ordered. Financial aid is distributed by the Bursars Office located in Tallent Hall approximately one week before school starts. If your financial aid file is not complete, please make every efofrt to complete your file as soon as possible. If you have any quesotins about your financial aid file status please contact the Financial Aid Office. June 15,1990, is the deadline for fall 1990 financial aid applications. Students who apply after this date are considered late. Late filers cannot expect tor eceive a financial aid award letter or funds prior to the start of classes. Late filers may be eligible for financial aid but must make arrangements to pay their own educational costs by the first week of school. Short torn loans are not available to thosO who apply after June 15. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside does offer students a three payment installment plan to pay tuition and housing costs. Forty percent must be paid by the end of the first week of classes. This is handled through the Bursars office. You can still apply for financial aid at UW-Parkside. If eligible you will receive your financial aid during the semester. Please contact the Financial Aid Office located in Tallent Hall 284. Phone number is 553-2291. Lloyd Mueller is the program director for financial aid. i Career Center Not JFust For Seniors HOURS; Summer 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.tu.* Holiday through Friday Semester 8 a.m. * &30$> j& „ Monday through Friday 8 a.m* - 4:30pjtt« Tuesday* Wednesday, Friday STAFF: \ \ lo-Ann Goodyear, Director Bev BumelLC^eerDeyelopment Coordinator Carol Engberg* Volunteer Dtrec- : •: .. " Evelyn Tntesdeli* Program Assistant SERVICES: The Career Centeri s your center - all the resources and information yon need to plan your major, your Career* and to carry out your job search can be found inside, Q Meet witha eareer counselor to clarify your career goals* identify options for developing experience, and develop strategies for i putting career plans into action, j • Cotnein and meet SIGI-PLUS, ourcomputerized career guidance system designed to informatively steer you through the career planning process. Q Enroll in Career Planning and Exploration* 09-092, a two credit course designed to develop your abilities la self-assessment, career exploration, goal-setting, and decision- making, • Browse throughover400pxinted career resources* periodicals, and guides covering topics from choosing a major to choosing a graduate school, • Attend group earner information sessions or the Career Conversations series of workshops covering topics such as "Skifi-Birildfrig," "Choosing a Major," aGoaL ... .'. . ' • ' ' . plying to Graduate School , \ Q explore interests in. experiential opportunities such as internships or volunteer work* and formulate strategies to gain the experience you desire before you graduate! D Asa senior, participate In job search strategy workshops: ume-writing, interviewing* and identifying employers; establish a placement file for referral to prospective employers; meet with a counselor Individually to discuss your after-UW-Barkside plans. Support Services Assists Academic Needs Student Support Services is a special retention program in the office of Learning Assistance and Counseling for students who need academic support to achieve success at the college level. An emphasis of the program is to also have students learn about the university calendar, policies and procedures during their freshman year. Student Support Services began at UW-Parkside fall semester, 1987, and is funded by a three-year renewable grant from the U.S. Department of Education under a category commonly known as TRIO programs. TRIO programs date back to the post-civil rights era of the late 60's when they were established to promote educational opportunity for students from economically disadvantaged backgrounds. Eligible participants are typically first generation college students, physically impaired or from families whose income does not exceed federal guidelines. In 1989-90 approximately $85.4 million was awarded to over 700 colleges and universities in Student Support Services grants. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside received $300,000 for the 1987-90 period and has served almost 200 students in its first three years. Early results show that the retention rate for students participating in the program exceeds the national average, and that of the University at large. The intrusive advising and monitoring strategy used by Student Support Services staff prescribes an individual educational plan for each student scheduled over four semesters to improve academic capabilities, and to complete collegiate skills, BOK and other general university requirements. Students are expected to declare a major by the end of their sophomore year at which time a faculty adviser within the discipline is designated. To further ensure the retention of its participants, assistance is also provided in coordinating arrangements for financial aid, books, housing, child care, learning aids, adaptive equipment or other non-academic services. Efforts have paid off! Student Support Services was funded to assist 125 students during 1989-90, of which 109 or 87% are eligible to continue next year. In contrast, the number of students lost to transfer, withdrawal or academic drop (attrition) accounted for the difference, resulting in a rate of 13%. The academic performance of students in the program shows that 29% achieved a grade point average of 2.75 or better; 12 students made the Dean's List after the spring semester and another 16 had averages greater than 3.0. Finally, 74% of the 125 participants in Student Support Services were ing ood academic standing at the end of the 1989-90 school year, with cumulative grade point averages of at least 2.0. All freshman students admitted to UW-Parkside under prescriptive advising are assigned to a staff adviser. If you are interested in the Student Support Services program, applications are available in our office in Learning Assistance and Counseling, WLLC D-175. Students who are eligible to participate will be accepted as capacity permits. Pam Smith is director of Student Support Services. Learning Assistance Provides Tutoring And Testing The Learning Assistance Office offers a variety of services to all students at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. This office is staffed by reading, writing, and mathematics specialists, who direct and supervise the various academic services, including the Academic Resource Center and the academic skills courses. The Academic Resource Center (ARC), located in the lower FACTORY OUTLET CENTRE FACTORY OUTLET CENTRE RETAIL ! 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Math tutoring, ranging from algebra to calculus, is available either by appointment or on a drop-in basis. Also, in preparation for final exams, special math -Become- ERY NVOLVED fARKS!DE Contact the Student Activities Office Union 209, ext. 2278 review sessions are available. The Writing Center, also located in the lower level of the library, is available to assist students engaged in any writing task such as essays, research papers, formal papers, etc. Computer workshops are conveniently available for students throughout the semester in the Writing Center. The Academic Skills courses consists of math, reading, writing, and study skills. Depending on the placement testresults, students may be automatically placed into these courses, which offer both individual and cooperative group activities, reinforcing and enhancing student academic abilities. The math courses offer self-paced, individualized instruction. The reading courses provide students with a strategic approach to reading texts from a variety of disciplines. The writing course engages students in writing activities including the publication of a student anthology. Student success tips are presented and practiced in theS tudy Skills course to assure academic progress, the main goal of the Learning Assistance Office. Doris Nice is a math specialist for Learning Assistance and is also a math lecturer. •* ». 1 r/l "• ' •- t f ' gm £ Ranqer Thursd CECA Continued from page 30 cient placement scores in English, math and reading will typically be asked to submit additional information to demonstrate their potential for success at UW-Parkside. This may take the form of letters of recommendation, a student statement of purpose and an in-person interview with the subcommittee. The activities of the subcommittee are consistent with UW policy concerning minority student admissions. SCHOLARSHIPS, GRANTS, LOANS AND FELLOWSHIPS Minority Teacher Forgivable Loan Program (MTFL) The MTFL program is to provide financial incentives to prospective teachers who are members of designated minority groups (African Americans, Hispanic Americans, American Indians and Southeast Asians) and agree to teach in an approved school district meeting the MTFL program requirements. (The school districts are: Beloit, Racine, Madison, and Milwaukee Public Schools or in the Milwaukee area school district organized under Chapter 119 for the first four years after graduation and certification.) If you choose not to teach in one of these areas after graduation and certification, you will be expected to repay the full amount of your awards. This loan will not replace "need-based" grants for which the student is eligible. UMRG (LAWTON UNDERGRADUATE MINORITY RETENTION GRANT) This grant is used tos upplement other financial aid, with the intention of meeting the full financial need of qualified continuing minority applicants and/or reducing the amount of loans required to finance student education. All grant recipients must satisfy the specific criteria. The maximum a student will be granted in a single academic year is $2,000. EEESA TITLE H PROGRAM Scholarships will be awarded to minority students planning toenter the teaching profession in mathematics, science, computer science, and/or foreign language. Selection will be based upon demonstrated teaching potential. Scholarship amounts will range from $1000 - $2000depending upon the number of qualified applications and funds available. ADVANCED OPPORTUNITY PROGRAM MINORITY/DISADVANTAGED GRANTS (AOP) AOP grants are intended for African Americans, Hispanic Americans, American Indian and disadvantaged students. Awards to designated Southeast Asian students are made on a case-by-case basis. Both Wisconsin residents and non-residents students are eligible. Full-time and part-time graduate students are eligible. UW-PARKSIDE FOUNDATION SCHOLARSHIPS Entering minority (African Americans, Hispanic, Asian, or Native American) students; evidence of leadership and achievment in school or community; HSGPA of 3.0, ACT of 20 orb etter, orother evidence of potential for academic success. UW-Parkside Memorial Scholarship Either entering or continuing African-American student; minimum GPA of 3.0; involvement in school and/or community activities. McConnell-Robinson Scholarship African-American student Preference for those majoring in psychology, accounting, pharmacy or education. GPA of 2.5 or better. CULTURAL PROGRAMS National Hispanic Heritage Month. Celebrated September 15 through October 15. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Celebrated January 15. Black History Month. Celebrated in the month of February. Cinco De Mayo. Celebrated on May 5. For further information, we invite you to visit, write or call: Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement D194 WLLC 553-2731. Anthony Brown is the director for the Center Of Educational and Cultural Advancement. Personal Counseling Available For All Like other universities, UWParkside has free, confidential, personal counseling available to all of its students. The counseling services are available through the office of Counseling and Testing which is located in room D175 of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center and open Mondays and Thursdays from 7:45 am to 6:30 pm and other weekdays from 7:45 am to 4:30 pm. UW-Parkside students seek personal counseling for a variety of reasons ranging from personal development (such as help with improving assertiveness skills) to receiving assistance in resolving personal problems or making diffi cult decisions. In the past, UW-Parkside counselors have assisted students with the following problems: Q Stress • General anxiety • Test anxiety • Problems with roommates • Difficulty making decisions • Math anxiety • Lack of motivation • Lack of goals • Depression • Alcohol/drug abuse • Low self-esteem • Procrastination • Difficulty adjusting to college • Lack of assertiveness skills • Poor time Mmnagemcnt O Family disharmony • Boyfriend/girlfriend • Relationship problems If you experience any of these or other problems and would like to talk to a counselor, call 553- 2370 and ask for a one hour appointment with a personal counselor or make the appointment in person in WLLC D175. The Counseling office at UWParkside is staffed by two experienced professional counselors. One is Stu Rubner, the director, who received his PhD in Counseling and Guidance from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. The other counselor is Barbara Larson, a national certified counselor, who has a Master's degree in Educational Psychology with a concentration in Counseling and has certification in Reality Therapy. Any student with a personal concern or problem is encouraged to use the Counseling office. Don't let personal problems or concerns interfere with your academic success. Use the counseling services on campus! Barbara Larson and Stuart Rubner are counselors in the Learning Assistance Center, Child Care At UW-Parkside Park: ffcrs and school-age<i programming for and residents of the surrounding of Talient Hall, theceoter is a short - " • ' • : • • • . , . . : • • . . ' agency, the center's programs care centers and nufseryscbools. . ' . '• . • .. : • . . , , concept-1eacherslassisi children in developing their Own special llOisyriJp :|p| ||if|| llllif fi| i|i ||||; children grow to learn the value of - ;| • . : . •,:•••: • Ale- gftitivs children are offered ample oppor- • -i' |||| e'en. A • is • : . .. • • Chddren must be registered m -Pp9 Care Center; jptmdgihe academic until for c bsklreo from two weeks thru four yea* ge-i program fop children to age ten u held duringsummer session only Because program* eflllill Fees possible; * dtal available.' provide infc assistance child care Interested is eoiirag d i( 553-22-271* Sherry The the Child C - •yien uons irre proe- EO Llil-p.in, : affordable m; tves for finan- j rts are also ' staff are able to on financial other aspects of request. Parent? • Tt&rJ ihe center at tarn further Informs 1 $ di rector of Center. Scholarships Available For New And Continuing Students The University of Wisconsin- Parkside is committed to recognizing and rewarding its academically and artistically talented students. Last April, 101 scholarships were presented to new, entering and continuing students for the 1990-91 academic year. These scholarships, most of which stress leadership and academic/aesthetic achievement, averaged $1000, and includes many renewable scholarships. The total dollar awards for 1990-91 reached nearly $70,000— representing a significant increase over last year. Through rigorous fund-raising programs and the commitment and support of students, alumni, staff, faculty, and com munity colleagues and friends, theUniversity expects scholarships funds to continue to grow every year. While some scholarships are specialized, such as the Art Department Scholarships and the MolinaroPre-Medical Scholarship, every student who meets the minimum criteria (see below) is encouraged to apply. Applicants will automatically be considered for all general scholarships and all discipline- related scholarships if a m^Or area of study is listed on the application. WHO SHOULD APPLY? 1. Continuing, degree-seeking students with at least half-time status (reduced scholarship amounts for part-time students), and transfer students. 2. Students who have demonstrated academic excellence, artistic achievement or leadership in high school (or a previous college) with a minimum of a 3.25 grade point average. 3. Students who can demonstrate outstanding extracurricular involvement in school and/or the community. If you wish to be considered for a scholarship for the 1991-92 academic year, you may request an application (in November 1991) from the Office of Student Enrollment Services, located in Moln. Dlll.orcall (414) 553-2355. Cynthia Jensen is program* ming manager for Student En* rolhnent Services. 34 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger International Stuents Assisted By A rofessional Staff Here it is, mid-June, and things are just beginning to settle down (a little) in the International Stu- | dent Services Office. It's been a most rewarding year. Our thirtyfive international students have formed friendships that will last a lifetime, and have begun to make a noticeable difference in the ! personality of our school. In addition to juggling their class schedules and studies, they have participated in a number of extracumcular activities such as panel discussions; folk dancing; and international evenings consisting of ethnic foods, dancing, music, displays of clothing, art, and crafts. Many international students attend and participate in seminars on international topics offered both on and off campus. UW-Parkside has, over the years, become a culturally diverse university. This means that students, faculty, and staff from a wide range of social and ethnic backgrounds are enrolled, teach- | ing, or working on campus. In order to meet the needs of this group the office of International Student Services (ISS) was ! established and is currently housed in the Advising Center located on the lower level of Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning | Center (D-174.) International students especially are encouraged to stop by the ISS office and get acquainted with its director, Dr. Chelvadurai Manogaran and his assistant, Chris Kacmarcik, who is a UW-Parkside junior. The ISS office communicates regularly with international students who are considering attending the university and works with the university's admissions office to make sure all the immigration regulations are being observed and university requirements for admission are being met. During the school year the ISS office sponsors programs of interest not only to international students but also to the campus community and residents of the Racine- Kenosha area. These include social as well as educational activities. All international students are urged to work closely with Professor Manogaran and Chris as they plan their first semester of classes and to contact the ISS office anytime a problem, concern, or question arises with which they need assistance. The office is open from 8a.m. to 4:30p.m., Monday through Friday. The phone number is 414-553- 2600. Christine Kacmarcik is a student assistant for International Studies. Wyllie Library/Learning Center Making Changes To Improve Access In the last several years the Library/Learning Center has been moving from traditional paper'periodical indexes to CDROM (Compact Disk-Read Only Memory) indexes. In the coming year the L/LC will add several new CD-ROM products to its reference collection. These will include Compustat, a business database with financial information on over 10,000 publicly traded and research companies; General Science Index, providing access to journals in all areas of the sciences; National Newspaper Index, an index to news stories in a number of national newspapers, including four held by the L/LC; and WISCAT, a union catalog of over 1.4 million books and some journals held by many Wisconsin libraries. The Library/Learning Center already owns or subscribes to a wide array of CD-ROM products: The New Grolier Electronic Encyclopedia, a complete general- purpose encyclopedia; PsycLit, an index to journals and reports in all fields of psychology; Social Science Citation Index, an index to journals in all fields of the social sciences; ERIC, an index to journals, special reports and dissertations in education-related disciplines; Medline, an index to over 3,200 journals in all areas of medicine, nursing and health sciences; Business Periodicals Index, and Social Sciences Index, both in- Such technology would have seemed like science fiction ten years ago; ten years from now it will seem like a horse and buggy technology. Ed Meachen Pignottrs " IEHOURS: Open Mon. thru Sat. 9-9 Open Sunday 10-9 UWP Liquor Please use our products in moderation. CENTER OF THE WORLD LIQUOR 1585 - North 22nd Avenue - Phone 551-8020 * Convenient to UW-Parkside and the surrounding parks and Lake Michigan Complete selection of Liquors - Cold Beer - Wine - Wine Coolers 1/4 & 1/2 Barrels of Beer (Tappers & Ice) dexing hundreds of journals over the past several years; Academic Index, a general information index to journals whose subjects would be of interest to university students; and PC-SIG, a library of public domain software. CD-ROM technology is fairly expensive compared to traditional paper indexes. It requires a microcomputer, special computer card, connecting cables and compact disk player. In addition, subscriptions to CD-ROM databases are generally more expensive than subscriptions to paper indexes. So why would the L/LC invest in this technology? The answer to that question requires just a little knowledge about compact disk technology. A CD-ROM disk contains the equivalent of 1,600 floppy disks of digitalized information. The fact that you can get a complete 20 volume encyclopedia on one 5 1/4 inch disk indicates the tremendous storage potential of this technology. Such storage capabilities are especially attractive to libraries, one of whose functions is the warehousing of huge quantities of information. But more importantly, the use of lasers to "read" the information encoded on the compact disks combined with sophisticated search software allows users to search large databases much more rapidly and efficiently than was ever possible with paper indexes. And the information retrieved on CD-ROM can be downloaded to either a printer or a floppy disk. In the very near future, producers of compact disks will be reproducing the full text of journals on CD-ROM. For some research projects, then, students may be able to achieve "onestop shopping". That is^hey can come into the L/LC, sit at one terminal, look up their subject in the computer, get the articles they need from five or ten different journals, and print all of them without leaving the computer workstation. Such technology would have seemed like science fiction ten years ago; ten years from now it will seem like a horse and buggy technology. In the meantime, the Library/Learning Center staff will guide anyone with information needed through the use of any of our CD-ROM products. Stop by the Reference Desk and check out this powerful information retrieval technology. Ed Meachen is director of the Library. Planned Parenthood Clinics Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • Lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Clinic Racine Clinic (414) 654-0491 (414)634-2060 Ranger Thursday, June 14. 1990 35 annIoBuMnc es an enhancement to the PS/2. A high-speed loan. 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FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT YOUR IBM COLLEGIATE REP, CRAIG SIMPKINS AT: (414) 553-2287 OR 1-800-866-4772 •This offer is available only to qualifi ed students, faculty and staff who purchase IBM PS/2's through participating campus outlets. Orders are subject to availability. Prices are sub|ect to change and IBM may withdraw the offer at any time without written notice. ®IBM, Personal System/2, and PS/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation. ® IBM Corporation 1990. . . I'.'i'i tHYt i . Ti r.V.V.'.Vii .f'.L'V'. • 36 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger The Ranger would like to making our first Summer Issue a success. thank the following advertisers for Allstate Insurance Angelo's Florists Back I n Time Book Rack Brewmaster s Pub Chiam Cantonese Restaurant Cost Cutters Continuing Education Crisis Pregnancy Center Domino's Pizza Factory Outlet Center Fashionation George's Bar Hardee's Restaurant International Business Machines Corporation Julie's Fine Food Kir by Vacuum Cleaner's Manpower Temporary Services Merritt's Running Center Old Country Buffet Paradise Island West Pignotti's Center of the World Liquors Planned Parenthood Plasma Center Research Information Residence Life Southern Lakes Credit Union Southport Elite Fitness Southport Rigging Student Activities Office Student Health Services Sue's Hallmark UW-Parkside Child Care UW-Parkside Food Service UW-Parkside Student Government Assoc. UW-Parkside Union Westgate Mall YMCA Zenith Data Systems I would like to thank everyone at UWParkside including the Summer Staff of the Ranger. I appreciate the many long hours contributed to produce a Spectacular Summer Issue. Craig Simpkins Editor-in-Chief Continuing Education Office Offering Small Business Classes ..<• < « • i * Tn/,kni^nl ^ccdccmpnt Hpvplottftd BUSINESS FEASIBILITY The objective of this program is to help prospective business owners to determine the feasibility of their enterprise ideas. Participants will receive information to help them develop their ideas and make decisions. * Refine your business idea * Meet the essential requirements * Test your idea against vital constraints * Analyze to determine feasibility Presented on two separate dates: Monday, July 9 6:00 - 9:00 pm UW-Parkside OR Wednesday, August 22 5:30-8:30 pm Burlington Library Fee: $30 or twof rom one organization, $45. (Includes Feasibility Guidebook). Instructor: Patricia Duetsch MANAGING CUSTOMER RELATIONS This intensive one-day seminar is designed for any manager or executive who wants to improve his/her employees' service to customers. Whether you are in business, education or government you will learn: * How managers can reach customers * The analysis of customers expectations * How to link service and profits * Communicating a service vision * Giving support to customer service * How to achieve customer satisfaction * How to generate employee communication * Avoiding common service mistakes Monday, July 23 9:00 am - 4:00 pm Fee: $75 Instructor: Alan Scheffer DO-IT-YOURSELF MARKETING AND RESEARCH A practical "nuts and bolts" workshop for small and mediumsized businesses. Benefit from the same knowledge and techniques or used by successful businesses. Learn when and how to effectively conduct mail and telephone surveys, increase response rates, interview small groups and use information that already exists to increase market share..all on a shoestring budget! * Identifying and defining the problem •Measuring customer satisfaction * New product or service testing * Focus groups * Mailed product booklet * Mystery shopper * Brand and package shopper * Picking a location for success * Competitor intelligence Thursday, July 19 8:30 am -12:30 pm Fee: $45 Instructor. Patricia Oaklief HOW TO UNDERSTAND FINANCIAL STATEMENTS A basic course in understanding balance sheets and income statements and how to improve the format and effectiveness of these statements to you as a small business owner-manager. You can bring your financial statements to life by learning how to convert the" ho-hum" intoa most useful tool. This three morning seminar will offer you the opportunity to take full advantage of the valuable records of performance contained in your financial statements. Begins August 2 Thursdays, (3 sessions) 9:00 am -12 noon Fee: $125 Instructor: Robert Davidson .9 Continuing Education Units (CEUs) will be awarded COMMERCIALIZING YOUR NEW PRODUCT: CONCEPT TO MARKET INTRODUCTION Moving a new product from the concept stage into a successful market launch is not easy. To develop a new product from scratch takes an average of one to three years. Delays, skeptics and lack of resources are typical barriers. Designed for product champions, engineers, marketers and others involved in the process, this program offers knowledge gained by those who have done it * Idea generation and evaluation * Technical assessment developed business plan * Intellectual property protection: * Licensing patents, trademarks, copyrights, * Financing trade secrets * Management team * Disclosures and contracts structure * Knowing market potential is key * Product introduction * Design and prototype development * Pre-commercialization production * Life cycle extension Tuesday, August 14 8:30 am - 3:30 pm Fee: $80 Instructors: Chuck Sara and Eric Brown .6 (CEUs) will be awarded FULL PAYMENT MUST ACCOMPANY REGISTRATION Make check payable to the University of Wisconsin-Paricside. Use MasterCard/Visa to register by phone at (414) 553-2312. For information call (414) 553-2620 Mail to: UW - Parkside Continuing Education Office Wood Road - Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53141-2000'///.*' Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 30, June 14, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document by Jon Hearron Editor·in·Chief Dude,party at Parkside - bring the Miller EdItor's Note: This article llJIpe&red In the April 6, 1989, lis•• of the Badger Herald, one 01 UW·Madison's two stu. dent newspapers. by John Zipperer Ba~ger Herald As if the world needed a demonstrationof Why some POOpledon't go to UW-Madi- son, students at Parkside haveopened therr mouths and Screamedtheir ignorance for ~ lherest of us to witness. Thts past week the Park. ~ide Student Government Issued a press release prais- Ing Mlller BreWing' compa- ?Y',~ recent "Spring Break 89 ad Campaign. Surely you remember that ad. It .fea- luredhalf-naked women, jun. lor·high school attempts at sexualhumor (how to tell if a man Is well.endowed, etc.J, and tips on how to ..scam babes." It created sueh a ~ror on the Madison campus wt t Mmer killed the nation- de campaign and publicly ~POloglzed. The Wisconsin tudent Association waged a ~InI'boYcott of Miller, 'and n realened to boycott the I ewsPaper that ran the of· endingad. • altPologies and excuses flew overthe place and every- :e reaffirmed their commit. in ~t to Work against sexism 10 e future. WSA went back l1UzZllngMiller Lite. '!'hen the student govern. ment of Parkside climbed back- from over the edge of the earth where it had disap- peared many years ago. And what deep, sensitive state- ment dldUW-P make as its coming-out speech? ., [We] would like to com- mend Miller Brewing compa- . ny on their Spring Break '89 ad campaign. We found it humorous and interesting." According to Jay Lewan- dowskl, president of UW-P's student government, the press release was issued by him and approved by the rest of his student g~vernment. With that many mmds work- ing on it, it is astonishing hoW little intelligence was trans- ferred to paper. • After stating that 'w.e, be- l' eve that United CouncIl s ... ;nd the UW-Madison Student . tlon's condemnatlOn ASSOCla f the advertisement was way o I'" the statement be- out of me, . t h'l ious· downngh I ar . ~.~es believe that everytone has the ri~~~:o ~r~~;h:i::~ er they aranteed time. This right Is gu dment b the.( sic J fIrst amen .. r the U.S. Constitution. . o L wandowskl If he I asked e· t that clafm. was serious abou I told him He said he was. t did tl:1at the First Amend~e~t all not protect all sP::~t did. I ti~es. He.tsa~fctX,t. He's as. saId no I, at UW-Madl- parkside., I ~ a coincidence. son. Tha f t ~"sday night, the As 0 had not U}V-P ~ crusaders new SWEA state president tremendous success and brought Parkside state.level recognition. As state president, D'Ac. quisto is looking to buuc upon the existing foundation of SWEA member universities and colleges across the state. The more members there are, the more people that wUJ benefit. "I think this is such an excellent group (for education majors). It Is so beneficial for individuals going into this profession," said D'Acqulsto. heard from Miller, or anyone else for that matter. I was the first person to call them about it. Given the general lack of Interest in UW-P and what Its student representatives have to say, one must ask why they even bothered to ls~ue the press release in the first place. Lewandowski said hiS campus' paper has not cov· ered it. It was not even an issue on their campus. In fact the issue did not in any way' affect Parkside until they opened their mouths and reminded all of us why they should keep them shut. What a brave mIssion UW· P has chosen for itself. Some schools dedicate themselves to eradicating racism and . m of pushing Intellectu- seXIS , finin the al curiosity and re ~ugh students who pass them. UW_Pllrkslde has dedi· See Brew, page 3 magazines and group. a support pollUcs, playing wtth them. ...Iocklng horns with the big. shots." Of Parkslde, 0' Acqulsto has a great deal of pral e. She believes that Parksld of' fers education students more than many of the larger tnsu- tutions while not recetvtng the recognition It deserves. In addition, she will serve as a voting member on the Wisconsin Education Assccta, tlon's board of directors. The Wisconsin Education Assc. is the parent organization of SWEA and Is affiliated with the National Education As. sociation (which is the largest lobbying organization In the country). D'Acquisto is looking for- ward to both graduating from Parkslde this May and taking on the responsiblllties and challenges of state president. "It'll be rantasttc . and an in. credible experience." corn- mented D'Acquisto, "I like - "...·.....·6J·, ...I~~I..~'A.., .. ,.'.I.. Lewandowski's memo is source of controversy "What I'm really thrilled about is that Parkslde is being put on the map ...people are golng to see that we're not ju t a pup unlverslty In the comer or the state At thla school. we're not a num T~ we're a person:' sa1d O'Ac~ qutsto. "Parksld 19 turning out quality stud nta." We believe that t;nlted Coun. ell's condemnation of this ad vert1se.ment 11 an lnfrtnge. ment of your rlgh to rre dom or the pre ... We do how. ever agree lhat 80m or the material may have be n on- strued sa sexist and orren. stve, but, t.hia does not give them or anycne the right to Infringe on your rreedom Of thepre . At this Ume I would Uk to condemn the acUona taken by the nlted CouncU and th UW·.ladlson tUd nt Associ • Uon as a blatant vlolatlon of the first amendm nt of th II.S. ConsUtuUon ce, United Council Stud nt Govemm nt PreaI. dents ChanceUor bella Kaptan UW·MadJaon tud nt soc1ation Badger H rald '.'ladison CardJnal parkslde'a not-too- long-ago defunctand recently revital- ;zed Student Wisconsin Education Association (SWEA)has given rise to SWEA's newly elected state president, Dawn D'Acqulsto. She willassume her new r-e- SJIllIISibllltieson June I, 1989. In Springof 1988 O'Acquisto broughta new attitude to SWEA.O'Acquisto has seryed on thelocal level of SWEA as presidentthroughout the 1988- 89 academic year. She organ- ized and coordinated a state- According to D'Acquisto, Wideworkshop that has SWEA provides excellent hosted . by Parkside. The. pre-professional experience educationworkshop was a Dawn D'Acquisto via workshops, pamphlets, r',.,."'"""" , , ,. ..... Inside ••• P... 2••• ...... Is ,.. '.... on I' to .tull.n" Pag.4.•• A book ........ p... S•••· ... 0....... *. hOllf? 1'8.. 7_ ......... IpMSZ Sparte To: Miller Brewing Company Advertising Department From: Jay Lewandowski. President, Parkslde Student Government Association Inc. Re: Spring Break Advertise. ment As President of the Student Government or Parkslde I would like to commend _ {iller Brewing Company on theLr . Spring Break '89 ad cam- paign. We found It humorous and Interesting. I would also Uke to stale that we believe that United CouncU Of Unl· versity Of Wisconsin Student Governments' and the UW· Madison Student Asaocla- tlon's condemnation of the ad· vertisement was way out of Une. We believe that every- one has the right to print whatever they want at any given time. This right Is guar. anteed by this first amend- ment of the U.S. ConstltuUon. 2 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger l ourvmw I L..;...------ Where is the University's responsibility to students? Who's looking out for me? I'd like to share a real life story with you. This story began over two months ago and has yet to reach an end. Be forewarned: It Is not a happy story; It Is taking place right here, at Parkslde; It should make.you mad. A young women living In the Res. Halls was attacked by her supposed boyfriend. an athlete attending Parkslde on scholarship. This incident took place In February of this year. They had apparently been seeing each other for sev- eral weeks. Though It would be Inappropriate and frui- tless to disclose the "cause" of the assault, the effects are plain for all to see. The aftermath of the assault was a broken nose, numer- ous contusions, blood. and the memory of threats to be fulfilled. Campus pollee. the Kenosha Sheriffs Depart. ment, the Kenosha Distrtct Attorney's office and the Of- flee of Student Life were notified. Crtmlnal charges are being pressed. A traumatic and emotional experience has fallen vtctlm to due process under the bureaucratic way. Two months after the incident the outcome of the case Is still pending. All the while her assailant has remained at Parkside, par- ttclpating In athletics, going to classes. living In the apart- ment upstairs from her. What kind of educational environment has been created in which a man can attack a woman and she must live under his shadow for two months while proceedings pro- ceed? Who's protecting who? Where Is the University's sense of responsibility to Its students? by Jun Hearrun Nobody asked me, bot ... Responsibilities, priorities - which is more important? by Jon Hearron I was once asked which Is more Important: responsibil- Ities or priorities. Sounds like a mind twister, eh? Well, my response was this: neither. In order to be content with yourself, the two must be equals. If you are responsible for certain tssks either at home or work, shouldn't these tasks also be your prtorltles? Similarly, lf a boyfriend/girl- friend becomes a priority In you life, shouldn't you also assume greater responsibility (and be accountable) for ac- tions that affect that person? In addition to there being no difference in the impor- tance of these two elements, It should also be pointed out that many, if not most, reo sponslbllIties as weil as prt- orltles are chosen by the Indi- vtdual him or herself. Only In rare instances does anyone other than yourself select your responsibilities and pri- orities. If this is true, then why do so many not fulfill reo sponslbllIties they have chosen to take on and observe the accompanying priorities they've set for themselves? A large part of the unlver- slty experience Is taking reo sponslblllty for yourself., learning to pull your own weight. Be that as It may, there seems to be a whole lot of people that haven't figured that out. Everyone likes to make decision/commitments; how many are willing to bear the responsibility that comes with such decisions/ commlt- ments? ... UCcontinues fight to lower drinking age ~y of the arguments were old news, but two new points have surfaced at the center of this perennial con- troversy; the decline In drunk driving accidents, and the potential loss of federal high. way funds. "The drinking age issue has gone beyond the rights arguments and become a matter of money, pure and simple," said Smith; "If that's the case, then' let's go The other side of this issue, find some money." the decrease in underage The money he Is talking drunk driving by 50%, also about Is $13.7 million In fed- . came under heavy fire. About 600 people flocked to the state capitol Tuesday, April 11, to debate wiscon- sin's 21 year old drinking age, according to Jim Smith, president of United Council. llWe had a good balance of about 300 students, 200 Tav· ern -' league members, and about 100 MADD mothers and supports of 21. It was a great turnout for this all Important first hearing. The tremendous student turnout was testi- mony to the strong, organized opposition we have to 21." eral highway aid that would be withheld If Wlsconslnre- turned Its drinking age to 19. "How long Is the Wisconsin Legislature going to give in to these federal blackmail taco tics?" .remarked Eric Bor- gerding, United Council legis- lative affairs director. IIThis $13.7 million, which Is equtva- lent to 22 miles of highway, Is the only reason we' have a 21 year old drinking age, the only reason." "We didn't pass 21 to save lives, we passed it to save money. If these funds could be made up in some way, our drinking age would change very quickly. We would easily have the votes." Smith agreed, "It's pretty sad when the federal government can trample all over the Tenth Amendment and states' rights over 22 miles of hlgh- 'way. What whim of Washing- ton will be next?" "What the Department Transportation conve falls to tell you Is that driving preventive edu spending has Increased since we raised the age. A majority of this being targeted at the high-school audience," Borgerding. "And let'~ forget," Smith con "Wisconsiil has some 0( most stringent drunk drI laws in the nation. If ~ age drinking Is just as pant as before the change, how can we~ credit the 21 year old Ing age with the dec drunk driving? It's now j case of underage drink driving drunk. They •sponslbly breaking the Though action In the and Fees Committee expected for a few United. Council will bs centratlng on plans to the lost highway hopes that the bills taken up on the floor In the Fall Ie session. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ...........•....•.•..•.•... Editor-ifl<Chief Kellie Paceagnella , News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Jsff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gasl. Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubnar , Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins -:-:Business Manager Brad Behling ........•..••• AdvertIsIng Representative John Marter Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF ' David Boyd, Dave Oebish, Christine Dejno Abu Hassein. Felix Konklin, Sharon Krause Ma"rio L~~iux, Jeff lewis, Dawn Mailand. Chuck Might, Vickie Pundsack, Scott Singer. louie Tenore, Bill Topper, Rob Twardy. Daniel Valliil. . RangeriswrittenandeditedbystudentsofUW·Parf<slde.whoaresolelyresponsiblefor itS . cy and content. It IS pubhshed every Thursday during the academic year except over bf88kS days. . LetterstotheeditorwiUbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double·spacedand 350 wordS or h lettlde~ must be siuned, With a telephone number inclUded for verification purposes Names" e uponrequest. ... f Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- amatory. . . T~~~~~:'forailletters.andclassifiedads,IsMondayat 10 a.m, forpublication Ailcorrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto:Ranger.UW-Parl<side Box 2000. Ke- noshaWI53141.Telephone 414/553·2287 (Editorial)or414/553-2295 (Advertis- mg). sadgers pounce on UW-P's student gov't srew,trompage1 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF t,ditselftobeerandbabes. VAN G<;>-GOON THE BEACH ca ()lOi party at their place. U th,y are to be taken af fhOIr word-that they are q:OO AM ...IOPE.N M':I 6'::lE!; IlIiY defending freedom of . Q·.2SI'lM- 1~\T UP. . speech-then they are just "\:.ti.~M- l.fJlLL 61\(,11, A~LE.EP. pJaJnwrong. No one sought to q.'t':>.AM-ICRAWt..OUn-A B"O een sor either Miller or the "'. ... newspaperthat ran the ad on Q:5SAM- \ ~TI\ND UP Ibiscampus, However, both 10;00 AM- t.HOW ... COLO Pli"ZA .erecondemned for their ac- HALFA I!>VIl,RITO I\NO JA Ll'IPeJ;;;O 1iOJlB, and no one-not even .. POfATO Cli IPl:l.! the beSt NRA or ACLU law. 1,0:.30. A~·. ~ffiO FO~ THf.6f.F!1CH .. "IS-could find a clause In . ~.;)S.AM TQPOO~M-MI"I.l.£R.LI"'& lbeFIrst Amendment ban- '. ri'lRT8. 5~AM '6Ae.E.£>: .... ...... ~r.co:~t from Park. .' .~~g' ~M~H~!'lD.TO 11-\6M I i.\.f.R.' dd"S Campus . Crusaders? , '. '. c:.E-f :,DUM\>OFF·eMPTlES; -: ,.'- He re's an Item for them: the .... c.'c.' A· M C u::A41CJJ:lTH6S, ',. .' . I rt .;.' "' •. BAe.~·.:", ,.,.. \-":"':;';"";"-,.-,d :=~e p~:~;:em~:f;:'g s a~ ".';-I:Q~·pillJ'JQ1:.00PM-':' ~ton's Lawrence Univer.·.' . MILJ.,E.A.~UINe·'· .: dty, Them inutes of the meet.,'· " O.R~Fr, PART.I:l/ .' ....... "SC'AM 8AD."'S " inlincludeoplans for a party : •..':; .......•.. '....... ::: . .: .' . /'..; _ ,....~--:. • -( .' dubbed"Rape a Dee Gee," to.:;':. :1.0~PM~.Ct:l0~.... ::.> ';;'"-:'.. '.-'; .:..';- be held with the Lawrence ... " .·....•. COl.l)Plll;P\, 1-\1\(;1'- A ~UIl.RITO AIIIO ~:,.:: ''1 d1apterof the Della Gamma' : ,',.. ' ,)At~O'POl'A'fO CHIPS .~,., .. ,<:: IOrarily.The Sentinel quoted " ··;"l:IO,PMTO,·Wc\J#!.I~",C:~lAr5E· .. -. , lb' minutes; "Discussion of ...... ':T/1E.BI:\I\S·'LPT5·.0F.M'1.1.~,'· .,.,\ "'" 00 bash at 9: 00 Friday was o.~ .""-"" discussed,Again the unoffl· • clal name is 'Rape a DG, t however,not to be the sexlst,- w, must officially call It IOmethinglike 'put it on a 00," since they probably don'tknow what the hell that reallymeans anyway." Now I to those of us who are outsideof the UW·P intellec- This Is an example 01 the Miller advertisements being referred to. lual circles, the Rape Party. is extremely offensive. The frIltemity should be con. demned,and Lawrence offl. claIs should look into bump· ing It off campus. If, at the most cynical, the Lawrence frat boys can't even fake BeRsitivltyon sexism issues they are beyond hope. . '.' Jay Lewandowski and his Campus Crusaders would probably disagree' with me. I suspect they would issue a statement like this: "We found the fraternity's 'Rape a Dee 'Gee" party idea a funny and exciting proposal. No one should step on their Constltu· tlonally protected right to be· have like inhuman beasts, and we condemn anyone who criticizes these boys. We hope they invite us, too." For the first time in a long while, I am actually proUd of the UW~Madison for the tur- moil it's going through. With all of our infighting and nJt· picking in our public debates over racism and sexism. we never issue a congratulatory letter to Larry Flynt and P.W. Botha. SOCsponsors AIDS/STD info center b . f STD . - addition to drop·box whJch will allow stu· y Kellle Paccagnella ~~~~:. ~bout ~~. The pam. dents and faculty to write News Editor phlets were obtained through down questions they may the National AIDS clearing have about particular dis- house, the Racine Health De- eases. Israel-Casey said the artment, and Parkside's stu· questions will then either be ~ent Health Center. Israel· answered by a doctor or Casey said all three sources licensed nurse. In to blain helpful In Anyone wish g 0 havel~ege~eV~~mittee with literature on AIDS of STDs is prav . ti welcome to the material. Is- up-to-: te ~~%~o~ ~~.the in- rael-Casey said the pamphets Ano er land will be a will be updated periodically. formation s Students and faculty will now have literature on Ac. qUlred Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) and Sex. ually Transmitted Diseases ISThiTDs)readily accessible. . s Is a project organized and COOrdinatedby the AIDS • ISTD Information Commit. teeUDderthe Student Organi- zationCouncil's (SOC) direc- ~on,According to Mara Beth olrael.Casey, vice president IJw SOC, the recently placed In ormation stand Is located 1 ~e L·llevel of the library; ~s inside the entrance. Is. ~-easey feels there is a .. ng need for a service to hich proVides information ,~cernlngAIDS and STDs. ~IhWtth the new problems lh AIDS, and because of IVe age·old problem of STDs, e have to learn how to pre- =~nlthem. We already know t out them, now we have to h'Y and educate people on 'Wowto prevent them, and hat the symptoms are'" Is- rael·Casey stated. la~e Information stand con- s Pamphlets on various -QWIISKIUS EVAWATION SYSTIM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH. Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-On- One instruaion, flexible •schedules. ee" 'enllAt Merrick.... in_ e.nter I. Typing 2. 0010 EnlTy 3. Mull;rnote •. WordSlor 5. WordP.rfit<1 6. Oi,ployfWri1e 3 1.0-801. lit Plul 8. Lolut 1·2·3 TUTORIAL SOfTWARE PACKAGES ~~MERRlCK g BUSINESS CENTER ~ A DNISJOIl 01 Metrcl Consu/lat1IS. ttc. for further Information 14'4) 65.... 54 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 3 UW-SP paper ordered to apologize by gov't CompUedby Kelly Paccagnella New8 Editor marks, profanity and sexual. Iy suggestive cartoona. Action was lOught by SGA on the evening before the Unl- verslty of Wisconsin System Board of Regenta approved an administrative rule that allows campuses to punIah people or organizaUons for comments or acUons that were belleved to be offensIve to mlnor1t1es, women or eth- nJc groups. Gabrielle Wyant· Perillo, editor of the lJIudenl·funded newspaper, had encouraged students to submit article on "any topic, In any words, wlth the guarantee that they would not be censored." The actions of SOA com. menced alter Republlcan caucus C'haJrman Robert T. Welch wrote a letter to acting Stevens Point Chancellor Keith Sanders. Welch con. demned the Issue and urged a complete Investigation of the incident. The UnJverslty of Wisconsin ·Stevens Point student news. paper has been ordered to apologize for comments and cartoons it Included In an un- censored edition or risk losing student government eever- tlsements. reported the Osh- kosh Northwestern. With a 2(}.5 vote by the Stu. dent Government Assocta- tion's senate. The Pointer was ordered to print an apolo- gy In lis_next Issue. If The Pointer were to refuse to print the apology they would lose all advertisements paid for by the student govem. ment. The disciplinary acllon was in response to a M.a.rch 9 un· censored Issue of '!be Pointer, which allegedly con. laIned racist and sexist reo Style Cut Special. Includes: Shampoo, conditioning cut and style fmish. Bringthat salonfeeling home ''lth you. Ask yourstylistabout The &eries professionall;neofbair (Me procluca. And out for yourself wlJy people keep coming back to COITCUII"~ KENOSHA • SUnnysocle ~ng Cent .. 8038-22nd Ave 652-6440 • Factory OuUet Genter n1,.,2Oth Avenue •• 75-t200 • K-Mart Plaza .-124-92nd StretM. 651..e2OO RACINE '_PIaza 2710 5 G,.., Bay Ad ~SI 371S Doogau A... f3t..S353 ZION • 173 Plaza 1311 21. Street. 7.... 5350 4 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Week at the Park Thursday. April 20 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be shown at, 7:30 p.m. In the Union CInema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday. April 21 PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum n begins at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Call ext. 2564for tickets. Saturday, April 22 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be repeated at 8 p.m. In the Union CInema. PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" will be repeated at 8 p.m, In the Communication Arts Theatre. . Sunday, April 23 MOVIE: "Babette'« Feast" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 24 ROUND TABLE: "The Johnson Foundation Wingspread Fellows Program: History and Goals" by ,Charles W. Bray at 12:15 p.m, In the Union 106. The event Is free and open to the public. Tuesday. April 25 WORKSHOP: "Ooncepts of the Token Ring Network" at 1 p.m. In WLLC D117. Call ext. 2235for reservations. . OONOERT at 8 p.m. at the Atonement Lutheran Church In Racine featuring the Parkslde Chorale and Chamber Singers. Admission will be charged at the door. Wednesday, April 26 OONOERT at 1 p.rn. In CA D118 featuring the Parkslde Brass and Percussion Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. GAME SHOW: "The Boob Tube" begins at 9 p.m. In the Union Square. The event is free and open to the public and sponsored by PAB. This week's pick hit! On top of the charts with IBM PS/2 Model 30 286 Your Special Price- .PSGAplans to launchboo'k swap . Under the direction of Tom divisions. As present Rosier and Rebacca Wells the have It, th}'re will be a~ book swap Idea Is taking a day swap every August ..._ new course. Previous' at- Ing registrations In addl~ tempts to coordinate a book to every January. - exchange program met with The initial operational ..... failure as the result of va- expected to be Incurred"" rlous Internal organizational student government iii snafus. This time around, ac- under $100. ..,. cording to Rosier, "It's going to work. There are very few projects going on In student government right now, and this is a major one." Different from previOUS at- tempts to operate a book swap, the present plan Is to offer students a posting board where announcements of books for' sale can be placed. Students will be offered an or- ganized listing of books for sale by other students as well as an avenue of selling their used books for a better return than the Follett Bookstore of- fers. According to Rosier, there are plans to have a semi-an- nual two-day book exchange extravaganza on the con- course. Areas along the con- course would be designated by major to accommodate the exchange of books be- tween students within various. """""""""""",1,,""""'._- Madison fights merchants over mascot..-... by Jon Hearron Edltor·In·Chief Though this semester Is winding to a close, Parkslde's student government is looking to - implement a campus-wide book exchange program by the end of April. . , Tom Rosier Complied By Kellie Paccagnella News Editor Retailers who have been ar- guing with the University of Wisconsin's commercial re- strictions of its cartoon mas- cot, Bucky Badger, have decided a federal court should resolve the issue, re- ported the Milwaukee Senti- nel. Douglas- J ohnson, vice president of the Wisconsin Merchants Federation (WMF). said the group would file suit In Federal Court. WMF is accusing the uni- versity of illegally charging companies for the use of Bucky _Badge.!:...and other unl- verslty symbols, which ap- peared on items ranging from T·shlrts to toilet seats. . 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WLLC·D150A 553·2235 from the federation ~ rtous university. names and graphics never registered by the of Regents with the federal governments. The five-year . allows Intercollegiate U merchandise of the proved by the unlversl collect one-third of the $100,000 annually, pl smaller subsequent sha.r't thur Hove, a chancellor' who Is In charge of the Ing program. claimS made $65.539 last yeatl gross receipts of $86.1l66. Johnson stated the stty expected to collect $200.000 a year from rangement. __ AlMIIlGII Rebecca Wells COLLEGE GRADUATES. THE AIR fORCE IS READY fOR YOU ... ... if you're ready for the Air Force. If you have your college degree, ,you may qualify for a rewording and challenging cereeroso n Air Force officer. For more infor- malion,call 1_800-423-USil F TOLL FREE ';i.almos t diploma time.. 0 .' Fear. of graduating by stu Rubner sohereyou are. You spend ywhere from four to maybe an (or even more) years siX klI1g toward your college .. r e and -in the final degretbS, you begin vto dread :' IJIOUghtof graduating, ~ "" jrOJlic. This certainly aue of everyone, but ling Is enough of a to enough people to II a reasonable topic for lor's Corner. 1(eIl1 students who expert- IIiIIJl \!ps fear don't recognize IIlINUch. It manifests itself _ commonly as a delay in jjirUng the job search pro- .... , They take additional _es to stay in school long. er, bangonto a part-time job (whichprobably isn't even closelyrelated to the major), get married or live with semeone and let the other personwork to earn money, kill time by staying at home, orsome combination of these. "I'll look for a job after I graduatewhen I have more . time" is an often voiced claim. So Is, "There's nothihg I can do with my major so I lhJhk I'll go next semester andtake some more classes." Or, "It's too late to start my job search now so I might as well wait." For what? ButWhy do so many have tbls fear of graduating? I talkedwith -loAnn Goodyear who heads up our Career Planning & Placement office. • For one thing there is a lot of risk· taking involved in lookingfor 'fa real job" that make. U8e Of the knowledge olld .kills ·acquired by going to college. After all, while you could mul up in the running lor a particular job· and even' tually land it, you also· stand a chance of being turned down and that hurts, especial· ly alter the time and money YOU've invested in your education. For some· people il'. iust easier not to apply for jobs at all than to apply alld be rejected. • .• Then again it may be dif· llCUUto pUll away from the college environment because 01what it offers: a structure alld Ihe routine that goes with U; friends; relationships; a Place to hang out· a scene tkat's less stressful, more com/orting, and freer than home. Human nature tends I~rd staying with the fa' nuliar and for some, ventur~ "g out into·what is perceived as the unknown is forboding. • And then there are gradu- ates WhO, despite having met Ihe reqUirements for the tnajor (or majors) still isn't .ure what they want to do Wilh themselves. A number of stUdents plug away fn some academic area while in col- lege Without giving it much Ihought and before they klWW It theY're about to graduate ,in an area theyJ re not commit- ~ed to., This situation doesn't Inspire a meaningful job search.; it 7 s tough to come across as sincere in a job in· terview when your heart just isn't in it. • And finally, despite their efforts, many graduating sea- iors are still looking for em- ployment as graduation ap· proaches. Many students really work at finding a job but for one reason or another (either valid or not so valid) they simply haven't been able to lock in suitable employ' ment by the time they are about to graduate. 1 say valid or not so valid because some students sort of set them· selves up to not find positions that interest them (there are lot's of excuses to turn down potential opportunities) or get turned down as a result of having inadequate cr~dent~ls or coming off poorly on the on- terview.- This fear of graduating is legitimate however, and those who experience 1t are not alone. My bet Is that every reader of this column knows at least one individual so im- mobilized. The real issue here Is how to deal with It. People who have be~n re- jected in various ways m th,e ast and those who haven t ~xperienCed a lot of successes in their lives are likely candi· dates. Everyone has a need to "be accepted, whether at. home, in a relationship, as a Ranger Thursday. Afx. 20. 19895 the ultimate in - Since you asked ... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner student inA a classroom, or when applying for a job. Most of us don't understand the forms rejection can take and the Impact It can have on our behavior. Those who are afraid of being rejected need to talk. about it with someone (such as a counselor) who can help them put things In perspective and establish an adequate level of self confi- dence and esteem. As tar as leaving the famili· arlty of college behind. a per- son has to confront the reality of moving on, experiencing new living conditions, and dealing with individuals here· totore unknown. Fortunately or unfortunately, most people can't stay in college forever, no matter how comfortable It Is. Here. too. talking with a counselor can help·-if the per· 'son wants to come to grips with this problem. One would hope that by the time a student was a sentor they would have some idea of what they wanted to do as graduation approached. Btlt for those who don't, or for those who have tried to obtain employment but hav~n't been successful (on some cam- puses it would be the kiss of death to be facing either of these situations. at Parkside there may still be hope), keep Ihe following In mind. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. M-W-Y 8:30-4:30 654-1366 T-TH 10-7 irony?--- • First a.nd foremost, visit the Career Planning and Placement office (WLLC D· 173) and get acquainted with the good supply of career in' formation they have availa· ble. They even have a com.- puter program named SIGl to help you with your career planning and e:l:pwra-Uon pro- cess. If you want~ you can also make an. appoin.tment to see Career Planning and Placement staff members JoAnn Goodyear or Beverly BurneU to lalk over your 8ftu· ation. • Don-'t pa.8S up any oppor- tunities for employment. If someone says as an offhand remark aSend me your reseme, " follow through with- out delay; and include a cover letter with it. o Family and friend8 sh<>ttId be considered a.s potentia l SOUTces of l.ead&. DOft. 't be afraid to ask fOT their advice and. a.1.Jf.!tance. W1I.l"n. it comes to getting a job by relyi"g on help from others~ the word pride ha6 lIet 10 be Invented. • Job openittgs come .... to the Career Pla"nf"1/ and Placement office d4i1I1. Stop bll a8 often (l$ neceUQTJI· And the staff there e""" refer 8t,,· dents to empwyen who have porition openinl/8. • DoK-'t lock 1:/OVrselj into OM 8peclr", po8i1ion; al· thoul/h your major mall ap· pear to be .ti"lI"lar in /OCtU, think about ",hat other po 8" biliti.e.s emt. TM Ca~er Planning and Placement atafl can help you sort. Ih'"1I8 oul. The boltom Une Is U1a.1U lUI a graduating senior you ha· ven't got a )Db yet or havent figured It all out yet you aren't alone! There Is h lp available but you need to seek It out Put your Ceara aside and get movtng . EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, I Coo 0 provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resum and CO\eT letters, QuahlY typesetting and disc storage capacaity. -.hkh enable\ tM- amomC'f to put their resume and CO\CT letter on file and the'n retne\e and dJ t to each specific company. Term papers and di.sscnations according to the APA ewdelin . lo-- cated at 245 Main SUett in Downto"n Racine. CaJI637-t997 rOt more details. WI' art hl"rt to mdl" )'Ou looT..tODd!!! Attention, Students Parkside Food Service would like to remind you to check your meal card balance. End of year is coming soon. Bulk purchases available at Mini-Mart. Meal cards are valid through May 12, 1989. Meal cards will not be accepted after this date. 6 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Parkside's"'* "Pur/2.le Dream: House of Pain" • • • Ch' Art prof wins award, takes competition In iceqo Dennis Bayuzlck, art pro- April 22. fessor at Parkstde, has been Bayuztck, a re~ogn~e~ named the recipient of the Midwest painter, s es . Frank DIMaria Award at the known for his two-dimenslon- 16th Annual Union League al paintings which Integrate Club Art Competition In Jungian psychology and sur- ChIcago, Ill. realist art. He holds a mas- Bayuzick Kenosha, was ter's degree in fine arts from awarded $2i5o for his airbrush the Ohio University School of palnllng entitled "Purple Art. Dream: House of Pain." The Other works of Bayuzlck .work was selected from 70 currently on exhibit include finalists chosen from 690 en- the 3rd annual Airbrush Ex- tries from throughout the cellence National Competi- Midwest: The exhibit was tlon, Lakewood, N.J.; the jurled by Dennis Adrtsn, Harper College 13th Annual ChIcago art critic, Richard Print & Drawing Exhibition, Hunt ChIcago artist and Palatine. Ill.; the North Shore Susa~ Wise, an art collector. Art league Midwest Print "Purple Dream: House of Show, Northwestem Unlver- Pain" is currently part of an sUy, Evanston, Ill,; and the exhibit at the Prince Gallery, 32nd Annual Beloit & Vicinity 357 W. Erie st., Chicago, Exhibition at Beloit College, which runs through Saturday, Beloit. Some People Carry our Compatibility a Bit Too Far Free mouse and up to $100 off with any 286 LP computer purchase! 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Apply Comm Arts theatre April 21-29, 8 pm NANNY OPPORTUNITIES: San Diego - one girl. $250/week * Atlanta _ travel· $160/week * Las Vegas . toddler _ $250/week * New Yor~ • private apt.. $175/week·Virginia. tntant . $200/week· Many positions available. One year commi~ent nee- essary. Call 1-800-937 -NANI. HELP WANTED· Receptionist. Part· time position requiring good math and typing skills, neat appearance, and good personality. Needed MWF 3-7 pm. If interested, call Donna at 652- 8936. WANTED -1 have four David Letter- man (in Chicago) tickets for Thurs., May 4. Want to trade two or all four for another night, Tickets NOT for sale! 8G7-2841. LOST & FOUND LOST: WEDDING ring • wide gold, scrolled "keepsake." Reward offered, Call Jill 639·9642. , PERSONALS HUMP me, Hump me, sitting on a wall, Hump me, try not to fall! If we should fall, we'll try It again, but Hump me, Hump me, don't let It end! GIDGE . We missed your party!! When was it? THE REAL Parkslde "dream" team lives in SA. TO THE schizo sports ed...when did you become a professional short stop and a profesional hockey player?? • pretty tricky! ! JAN & TIFF. Is that a threat? OohL..J'm scared. YES, WE'LL come over again! But to where? . Mitch & Teri CONGRATULATIONS Kathy and Clayton. "Like you're engaged or something!" . Beanz WHAT did Marilyn Monroe die of? ·a broken heart - HAS ANYone eaten any Gizzly Bear lately? WACKER· Congrats: on "stealing the show," number 47 sure is sweet! Way to~! • Burb and Beanz THE WANDA Twin's now own an an- swering machine for your conven- ience. Please leave your name and number at the sound of the moan! STEVE - Friday nite was fun: let's do it again. ABCD. NICOLE I & Nicole II, Have you decided yet?? MARCUS K, • ,You've got the look!! • me & me. TO mE POPcorn queens ...Ok this time we're really going to get some work done!! - Me. ATHENA, Been to any good parties lately?! - Kim DENNY ...oops, I mean Dennla ...J love that sexy look!! . Kin . NICOLE I & Nicole II, who's the lucky winner? PRINCESS: Look! No more chest! SONNY ·1 missed you... I ···U . Deed- er-, JAQUE and Wanda 2 went up the hill to fetch a box of Trojans. Before it was done they had joined Wanda, 1 and no one came down w/a frown! BIG BOB, Big Bertha: Bad News. OOOPS 111 Was that your drink that I spilled? ANTHONY, Sorry about the Curel. I know you need it for the "stuck butt" • Jeanette • PAT DOLF you know you want It, why don't you just come and get? . . MADEMOISELLE: Show me what a friendship - I mean relationship -real- ly is. - Monsier Rock OVERHEARD in PSGA ~ "Don gets it from both ends! !" OVERHEARD: "After Thursday nite Shellte had enough!" ATTENTIONl ATTENTION! Pat Dolf' breaks compulsIve_liar world record! What's next Pat? Are you king of England -or queen? JAQUE' be nimble! Jaque' be quick! Jaque' please give us your candle- stick! - The Wanda Twins TO THE PERVERT who dialed the porthole at 9:30 a.m. "What are you wearing?" Next time call after 7 p.m., that's when the Wanda's talk dirty! HEY JAQUE' . Collette and Chantal are now featuring ~ pelvic pushes for 65 cents. Yes, we accept all major' credit cards, and now meal tickets too!XDXOX chorale to perform Brahm's "LlebeslIeder WaI .tzes;" will be perfOl'llled": Parkslde's ChOrale ., Chamber Singers dUring~ annual "SchOlarship !leneIii Concert" Tuesday, April .. at .Atonement LU~ Church, 2915Wright Ave.• !li. cine. The concerl WllI be bel4. 8 p.m. Adinlsslon Is $4 for tile general public and $2 foto-. dents and senior CI~ Proceeds from the ~ will fund scholarships,. qualified Parkslde must.... dents. JOHN ,LUNA: Are you sure U...... and not crabs? SIN CLAIR: If you become 8; player I'll like you better. HEY, when temperatul'el rise the Wanda twins rise 101l1de! good time call1·800-WANDA! . PEBBLES, Sorry, but the WIler 'It never too deep: I know how w "'" Luka DOGGER, Denny, and Derrl~' look as good (if not better) front as from the back! But best? We're puttin' awn a NAW-W-W!! VACANCY I • Vacancy! 10. ., available. Contact the HOU~ for details! 3E RENEE, your new hick you well"E·Z Street" We know given more rides than a bus! HEY JAQUE' Scott - Ro8el~ Orchids are black, we Uke when you're on your back!! over! RUSSELL AND Ace . Wednel p.m. Dinner? Drinks? Passion flavored Massages? Brlng [ammtes! (And don't forget YOW' coats) RSVP-ASAP .. ,'j; HEY -TERI, Is it boot-boer or ~ or bici-bopi? - Mitch DOUG HOFFMAN, yoo ~ Check the mirror. TOO bad no ont.eI beholds your beauty. ... ,E, PATRONIZE the house Of MIa Lycus - MerchanJs of Love!! I JUNO, DIANA, and Venus .WooNJIIt be jealous. FORUM HELEN and her thousand sbtpll be,there· FORUM S-EE JOHN Olesky's 'BIG sword'''' 21st, COMARTS theatre. .i£I. EVER SEE a Eunuch? come_ . FORUM!!! DISCUSSION on Katy Lynn's . C.A, Theatre, Fri., April 21Jt i:N~ERESTED in sex, Uts. anll .Join us for FORUM:. COME meet the merchant 01 C.A. theatre, Apri.122nd. See Classified, page 7 ATTENTION SOPHOMORES & JUNIORS If you're a Math, Engineering, Physics, or Chemistry major & yo GPA is 3.3/4,0 (or better), the Navy would like to give you: • $1,100 a month until graduation • Paid graduate-level training Make an appointment at the Placement Office, or call ahead for information,toll-free: 1-800-242-1569 You are Tomorrow. You are the Navy. NAVY OFFICER. * Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 19897 ~111111""'Classifieds"""""""" ClaSSified from page 6 your knees and spread 'em for a . doggie style! Curt MR. SPORTS editor, don't cry Over a THIRD MuSketeer _ WOW spHled speller dlsk...crybabyl TH~ WLLC elevator needs a more in. .sA·MARILYN Monroe who's this . tuttrve order to the buttons week's fool? "IF YOU'RE not with the one you - A.R.K. Animal Rehabilitation Kinship love..Jove the one you're with!" Is Iooklng for volunteers. See Carol En~berg in Activities Office Student OV~RHEARD. in the darkroom Union,room209. (amidst giggles): I'm not going to THE PARKSIDE Sociology Club wUl blow. I didn't even do It yet! ED be havlng~a sludenl/faculty social on NOTE. Kehoewas not involved: . April 26th, 1-2p.m. in MOLN faculty TO ALL the men worth loving, I want lounge. to get to know you! . ONE U'l'TLE. two little, three little SB . YOU sate you "come down real shots, four HtUe, five UtUe, slx lltUe hard?! Sounds interesting! shots...Hey, next time let's try th1a JENNY AND TIFFANY d.ominate with alcohol! Parkside dorm night life . GIDGE - Have tun tomorrow: I'll be SAJENNI _ Beer here! Free beer. thinking of you, oh, around, lunch u- me.:.ME _TIlING tamiUar, something pe- ~iar, something for every-body • FORlJ)f! CAST and crew ot "A F.unny 1'1f! HaPpened on the Way to the TliIJ1~" lJIvtte you to join us! Foru,,·: Are you really "too easy?!" ~. NO dolphin m my water bed ~ be'if he calls me. AI. ~, IF dolphin is in my sea ~ wUl I tch'something? AI. O~I:RIIEARD in COMARTS parking lOt! Jon can get It in but he can't get ~t~1NE M. - Hey! Yo! Bitch -on Anemic Ranger bats fatten UWM's win 'column by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Ranger baseball hit rock bottom last Saturday, losing a doubleheader to the UW·MIlwaukee Panthers In Milwaukee. Onceagain, it was the ane- micRanger offense which did 'them in. as they could only generate eight hits on the af- lernoon, only one of which went for extra bases. The Panthers, on the other hand, drilleda pair of homeruns In the opener, and banged out elghi hits in game two for the sweep. The Panthers reached Ranger starter Darrln Flus- kolafor four' runs in the first three Innings, as he gave way to Dan Langendorf In the fourth. Withthe Rangers tralllng 4- 1. Langendorf held Milwau- kee at bay until the _sixth Whenthey hit for a single run witha two-out single. In the seventh, Parkside rallied, scoring three times with two outs. Brian Gauth- fer, who puiled the- Rangers Within one with hls two-out, two-run single, got as far as eecondbase but was stranded there as the rally ran out of gas. In game two, Parkside's-of- fense remained punchtess as onlythree men reached third The Ranger men's baseball squad Is having a rough time con- necting. base or beyond in. seven in- nings of baseball. Their only ron came on a run-scoring double by Ron Wilke in the fourth after Milwaukee took a 5-0 lead. Parkside's defense wasn't much help either, as they committed five errors in sur- rmtdlng the five panther runs UWM added a parr of run" in 'the sixth off John Hagen, the third Ranger ttcner of the game. Jeff konczal came in relief of Hagen to flnlsh the contest. which resulted in a 7·1 loss for the Rangers. starter Steve Leonhard suf- fered the loss In game two, while Langendorf was tagged wtth the loss In the opener as Parkside's record dropped to 5-10. A busy week looms for the Rangers as they reach the heart of their schedule. After having doubleheader in Waukesha against Carroll College on Tuesday, they will play five games in three days starting with a 1:00 p.m. twlnblll Friday. here. against Concordia. 1. UW·Parkside , 2. UW-Whitewater 3. UW~EauClaire 4. UW-Stevens Pt. 5. Marquette 6. UW-Oshkosh hldividual SCores: Scott Brandt - Todd Schaap Dave Wente 417 421 435 437 464 76 78 88 Footwear for: • Running • Soccer • Tennis • Racquetball • Aerobic • Basketball Dance • Volleyball Footwear by: • Etonic • Tiger • Adidas • Rocksport • Pony • Saucony • Nike • Bata • Converse • Reebok • New Balance • Treturn • Brooks • Le Cog Sportif 1150/0 OFFwith this ad I Specialist in Athletic Footwear and j;;in g Clothing MERRln'S RUNNING CENTER 5200 WASHINGTON AVE. WASHINGTON SQUARE RACINE, WISCONSIN PHONE: 632-4699 Parkside Golf Results Oshkosh Collegiate Golf Tournament Westhaven Golf Club TEAM RESULTS: 378 7. UW-Platteville 378 8. 51. Norbert 380 9. M.5.0.E. 388 10. UW-GreenBay 394 11, Madison Tech 406 oed Ii t" Scott "Ringer" Brandt (UWP)-72 Mas "Jim Lombardo (UWEC)-72 .72 Steve Gerber 73 Guy Leach. 74 Steve Jemck Hours: Daily 10-8; Sat. 10-5; Sun. 12-4 Ron's Peace Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for', 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna coladas Dreamslcles • $'.50 open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon :S:SO'52nd Kenosha,W. 657-4455 8 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger 'Lady softballers are off to a strong 12-7 start by Tracl Nothrop and Suzie Brugionl Trying to Improve last year's overall record of 29·18, the Lady Rangers softball team appears to be on the right track. Combining a consistent defense with time- ly hitting, the squad has accu- mulated a 12-7 record thus far. Experience has proved to be a key for the Ranger's Ia- test winning streak. The team began their campaign with their annual trip to the Uni- versity of West Florida. On the trip, the team compiled a respectable 6-6 record. de- featlng three nationally ranked teams. A heartbreak- ing 2·1 1955 came at the hands of the host team, who was ranked number one national- ly. Coach Linda Draft, in her twelfth year of coaching at Parkside attributed the Flor- ida losses to weak hitting and some base running problems. Since their return, however I Parkside has posted a 7-1 re- cord, and has shown improve- ment with good hitting and strong pitching. Parkside defeated Lake Forest, Lewis, and Loyola all in five innings due to the 10· run rule. Laura Stock threw her second career no-hitter (a Parkside record) to highlight an impressive seven-game winning streak. On Sat., April 8, the Ranger ... winning streak came to an end, splitting with DePaul (who has been their toughest competition since returning from Florida). Behind the veteran pitching of Karen Both Ranger track teams defeated in action by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor .. Strong defense and timely hitting have been the key to success. Llvesy (4-3), the Rangers de- gest scoring opportunity be- feated DePaul 5-1 In the first fore that as they loaded the game of the doubleheader. bases in the seventh but Cheryl Rentmeester high- failed to score. ~ Ilghted the offense, going two In the top of the eighth, the for three With a pair of runs Blue Demons scored three scored, while Laura Stock times. to give them the lead knocked in three runs. and the win as Parkside was The winning streak came to held scoreless in their half of an end in a disappointing the inning. Beth Hansen took extra/ inning loss 6.3. In the the loss, their first" since reo top of the first, the Blue turning to Wisconsin, leaving Demons started with a bang, her record a 5-3. In the game, connecting for three runs. Parkside out-hit DePaul 10-8 The bottom of the first saw but trailed at the pay window. the Rangers answer, as they Coach Draft summarized rallied for two runs on a the season to this point by Wendy "Smurf" Sackman commending the hitting of blast to the right-centerfield Sackman (.411) and Merisa gap. "Merv" Poslg (.500) since After holding DePaul in Florida. Kathy Livesy was check in their half of the sec. also praised by Draft for her ond the Rangers added a run defensive skills behind the to tie the score at three with plate. "On the whole, I'm a single tally. really pleased," commented Both teams remained sco- Draft. "They're playing like retess until the eighth, with juni'ors and seniors this the Rangers missing the big- year." Bimger Vs. Redmen Cross-town rivalry ends in draw by Jeff Lemmermann In the bottom of the sev- Sports Editor enth, the Ranger's wasted a The Parkside men's base. prime opportunity. With two ball team continued to strug- on and one out, Ken Neese gle at the plate for eight in. lined hard to second for the nings against Carthage Col. second out of the inning, and lege last Tuesday, but found Jeff Reikowski went down on some life in the final six in. strikes as the winning run nings to gain a split against was stranded at second. their cross-town rivals. Carthage scored what For five innings in game proved to be the game winner one. the teams were locked in in the 8th as a one-out single a pitcher's dual as Parkside's I put runners on the corners Steve Leonhard and Car. - against Langendorf. Jay thage's Steve Kuhnke each Nazos, the Redmen's left gave up only one run. In the fielder, gave Carthage the sixth, though, the Redmen lead with a fly ball to center tallied twice, aided by a pair to give them the 5-4lead. of Ranger errors to give them Parkside didn't go quietly a -3-1 lead. Immediately, though. After a lead-off Walk, Parkside responded with 3- Parkside bunted Into a dou- runs of their own, capped off ble-play. Still, the Rangers -s. by Dave Rebro's RBI single loaded the bases with two to give them the lead at 4-3. outs, but the tying run stayed The lead was short lived as 90 feet away as Armand a tiriitg Leonhard gave up a" Bonofiglio went down swing- lead-off double and an RBI Ing to end the game. single with only one out In the - For' the contest, the seventh. Reliever Dan Lan- Rangers 'stranded 11 runners gendort was called upon and as Parkside shortstop Doug he escaped the jam with no Londo and left fielder Ron ~ further damage. Wilke COllidedon a short fly ball. Wilke suffered only a black eye In the Incident, but Londo will be out for at least two weeks with what was thought to be a mildly sepa- rated shoulder. In game two, Parkslde dis- covered some life in their dormant bats as they erupted for 8-runs In the first three in- nings to grab an 8-2 advan- tage. Freshman catcher Stan Diedrich's two run single in the first and .Neese's two run single in the second sparked the attack. Still, Carthage rallied with a pair of runs In the fifth on four- consecutive hits against pitcher Jeff Fennrtck, the eventual winner in game two. Brian Gauthier captured those runs back with a two- out, two run single in the fifth to clinch the split for Park- side as they went on to win 10-6. Jack KJebesadel was 3-3 In the night cap with two dou- bles and three runs scored as Parksldes record moved to 5- 8. Last weekend both Park- side track teams were in ac- tion as the women's team went to Whitewater for a dual meet and the men's team went down to Napervtlle, Ill. for- a five team meet at host North Central. The women's team swept all the running events but had to forego the field events and hurdles which led to their 81- 61 defeat. The day was high- lighted by some outstanding performances as Nancy Mart- er and Becca Scott qualified F for the NAIA national meet May _25·27 in Asuza, Ca. Ma.rt- er qualified in the 1500m WIth a time of 4:36.5. In addition she ran on the winning 1600m relay and finished third In the 4oom. Scott qualified In the 100m with a 12 second flat and had enough left to anchor I the 400m and 800m teams to victory as well relay first place finish In the ':a with a 25.8 finish. ...... Also running on the teams were Rueshon 1'e\lIt wards. Veronica Ch!lo~~ and Yolanda Flnle;;:"O; first place finishers were n.;.... Collier In the 5000m Walk ~ 17.0), Jilleen Pfarr In.1\Ie 300m and 400m daSh, alii Chamlee in the 800m ill, 20.8. For the men the '-' didn't fare quite so wen but several indiViduals stood. Dan Peterson won the steeplechase in an cu ing time 9 minutes 19.9 Mike Norris -ann Brown finished 4th and the 5000m in with respec times of 15:21.3 and 16' respectively. Tracy pull. sixth In the 1500m With 07.6 as host North won the meet. . Men's tennis squad swe off court by UWM by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor ,On Monday, April 10, the Parkside men's tennis team took on>a "far superior UW- Milwaukee team in a contest which featured a clean sweep , by Milwaukee. Parkside was overpowered throughout the day as they were swept in straight sets in all but one match that being Jeff Sta- nich's in the second singles as he was retired in three sets. Although the 0-9 record on the ,day was a disappointment for the team it was. not demor-al- izing because Parkside was playing great tennis against a team that was far superior. The Milwaukee trip had to be put behind the team quick- ly as they returned home for a Tuesday match against Concordia.· The team showing no ill effects Monday en route to an tory. Joe Barrette .. tone for the day In gles as he scored a s set 6/3, 6/3 Victory. It lowed by the only loss day as a tired Jeff went. down in straight But after that it was all side as Brian Chlke, Harris, Scott Schulle~ Andy Hay all scored set victories in singles. that impressive start to them jnto .doubles the scored straight set v In al1 three doubles Play in doubles was hlg ed by an excellent *1 which .saw Kirk Nohlii Stanich score a hard 7/6 (7/5), 6/3 victory. Basketball recruitment derby is underway by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor The Spring signing period has been good to the Rangers men's basketball team as they have already signed three .players for next year's squad. . They are: Dan Kuehn a 6' 9" junior college transfer from Gogeblc Community College; 6' 8" Tim Juric a Yugoslavian native ~ho - played in Graettinger, Iowa. last . season; and Racine Park's Todd Gray a 6' 6"sec. ond team Ail-Racine County, Kuehn looks to be the re- placement for departing sen- ior Richard Delk, and he has fine numbers to back him. Last season he averaged 21 points and 13 rebounds. Jurtic averaged 20 points and 12.7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 28, April 20, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Multifaceted Union facelift project is underway Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document , Atlong last, remodeling of theUnionIs underway. As Is common knowledge. Parkside'sUnionis In dire need of renovation.According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union.the remodeling project will be undertaken In stages. No definite timetable has beenestablished. Neihburstated that the processwill be done in segments to sidestep the additional coststhat would be Incurred byorganizing the remodeling processas one project. The cost of implementing a one part renovation scheme, on thescale of the Union, would dictatethat the State be involved. Remodeling the Unton will include recarpetlng certain areas, painting or wallpaper. ing many walls, and installlng new furniture in conferencerooms. According to the . plan,a majority of the Union willbe renovated. The cafeteria .will undergo a few changes. IIIn an atThree Thursday, teBe I---'D~Cq~~-.1 j,Jf iJrFJ ~ [)JJ [M ~~~[R1~~uW(Q)[FW~~~(Q).[M~~ [M=~~[R1~~~'[Q)~ Atlong last... .. MultifacetedUnionfacelift project is underway--- by Kel1lePaccagnella Asst. News Editor The face of Union Square will soon be changing tempt to rid the cafeteria of the mllltary-ilke atmosphere, we hope to have dividers and planters placed In the dining area," stated Ntebuhr. This will stlll allow maximum seating for special occasions and banquets. The serving area of the cafeteria will also be renovated with new menu Parkside profs ~ JOhn Stockwell, Parkside vice chancellor, announced day that three professors have been named to newly created deans' positions as part of the University's academic reorganization. They are: Eugene NorWOOd,Racine, dean of the Schoolof Liberal Arts; Ben Greenbaum. Racine, dean of the School of Science and TeChnology; and Barbara Shade, Racine, dean of the School of Education. The three join Beverlee Anderson Whowas appointed dean of theSchoolof Business In 1987. Deans Will oversee budget, CUrriculum and personal matlers in their respective schools. Alsonamed to new administrative positions were Robert Canary, Racine, associate \1lncechancellor for graduate s dies and planning and Laura Gellott, Racine, associpage 2••• The Cost of Apathy en Greenbaum ate vice chancellor for undergraduate studies. "The leadership of the new deans and associate vice chancellors is crucial to the succesS of Parkside's acapage 3... . : Student Becomes MIllionaire boards. Another change that will occur In the building is the refurbishing of meeting rooms. All of the meeting rooms will be reearpeted. The rooms wlll be either painted or wallpapered and will receive new furniture. As most students have to fill new demic reorganization," Stockwell said. "We have a strong pool of candidates and this made the deciston for fllllng the positions difficult. Nor- -wood, Greenbaum, Shade, canary and GeUott are solid leaders and will be instrumental In malntaintng and building the strength of the University's academic goals." Norwood, former head of the division of humanities and a professor of German, has been at Parkslde since 1970. He holds a doctorate in German from the University of Wisconsin.Madison. . The School of Liberal Arts will comprise the former divisions of behavioral science. humanlties, social science and fine arts. The School of Science and Engineering replaces the divisions of science and engtneering science. Greenebaum, currently an associate page 4••• WLBR Plans to Expand Apr. seen, the Ree Center facelift hs begun (i.e., the new ceiling). Further Rec Center improvements are in the works. One of the most obvious and appreciated renovations will be that of the Union Square. The entire Square will be remodeled, from a new menu to seating arrange. merits. Niebuhr said many of the ideas for making over the Square have come from students. Many feel removing the existing booths and partlstons would increase the ca. pacity and esthetics of the room. Another addendum to the present-day Square would be a television/lounge area. Nelbuhr stated, "Currently, we don't have the proper equipment for everyday use down in the Square. If we furnish students with these facilities and eqUipment, it would allow them a place to relax and watch TV." Another change that may occur is the availability of alcohoUc beverages in the Square. "Because of the change in the drinking age, e, Vol. XVII. No. 25 and the results that can occur from the drinking laws. beer sales have gone down dramatically," stated NIebuhr. He commented that there could be a posslbl1lty of having beer and wine avallable for special occasions only, such as comedians. If all goes according to plan, the Union Bazaar won't be excluded from the Union refurbishment crusade. NLe· buhr plans to hold a meeting With the Parkslde Union Activlty Board, Res Hall Board and the AdVisory Board, to work on redeflntng the Bazaar's function and runcttonalIty as a facl1lty. Niebuhr would like to see the Bazaar remade into a lounge area with permanent furniture. "Obviously, the Union Bazaar area 18a large space. This space could be used more efficiently. Parkside could always use another area for special occasions," stated Niebuhr. Because the remodeling project Is being executed In stages. the tolal cost of the project Is unknown. dean positions-- Barbara Shade dean of faculty, head of the science divisIon and a professor of physics, has been at Parkside since 1970. He holds a doctorate In physics from Harvard University. Shade earned a doctorate In page 8•.• Sex Questionnaire Results & Classlfleds education from the UW·Madlson and came to Parkslde In 1981. She has headed the education division since 1986. canary, associate dean of faculty and professor of Eng· lIsh, has been at Parkside since 1970. He has a doctorate In English from the trruverslty of ChIcago. canary will oversee Parkslde's graduate studies and grants program. He also will be responsible for academic planntng and scheduling. Gellott. assistant profeS80r of history. joined Parkslde In 1982. She holds a doctorate In history from the UW·Madlsian. She will coordinate academJc advisement and student policy issues. general education. freshman seminar. honors. interdisciplinary centers and faculty development lnItiatives. These new positions w1lJ become effective July 3. page 10••• Sports! Sports! Sports! - 2 Thursday, Apr. 6, 1989 Ranger lour view- I The opportunity costs that are lost in apathy Why does Parkside have a student newspaper? Well, It's lhts ltrne of year again. The Ranger has embarked upon the annual task of selecting and appointing the upcoming year's editor-inehlef. As with any organization. times of changeover are also times of self-evaluation, times of reckoning. The Ranger Is, above all else. a facllltator of education; a learning experience that augments and enhances the classroom curriculum. This act aside, your student newspaper exists as a service; we're here to serve you. The Ranger Is by no means a standard by which other journalistic endeavors are jUdged. Be that as It may, as an orga.n1zatlon we are better than the Individual talents and efforts of our staff. And foremost, the experience of being more than just a student is rewarding and educational in lis own right. The jist of the drive Is simply lhts: Involvement reaps benefits much greater Ulan the effort invested. As a newspaper, the propensity exists to affect a great many people on a regular timetable. As the chief officer of an orga.n1zation, the level of Involvement Is bounded only by the number of hours In a day. On the reverse side of the same coin, the benefits harvested are proportlonatIy and equally as high. Applications for the position of editor-In-chief are available in The Ranger ottice. by JO'n Hearron Nobod~Jmb Campus Police is being cuffed by penny pinchers You're silting around waiting for Campus Police to respond to your call (be it a key assist or noise complaint or rescue) and the response is a long time In coming. To your dismay, you laler discover that the delay was caused by a faulty squad car. Fortunately, these failures have not come at critical times. But they have happened. Faulty squads and equipment are not a new occurrence on this campus. Symptoms of the problem begin with mlsadjusted headlights and broken window cranks. Unfortunately, the problem does not end with worn out tires and squads thai just don't start. In fact, the symptoms get worse. For instance, a squad was recently made unuseable by an engine failure In the middle of a single officer shift. As recently as this past Friday night the drlverslde door came off of its hinges on squad 15. What Is the problem with Administration? Don't they view the maintenence of Campus Police vehicles and equipment with the same priority, 11 not more, as the aging waterpipes In WLLC or the Phy Ed pool? Keep in mind. in a medical emergency such as a stroke. heart attack, seizure or accident, Campus Pollee Is the first to respond. How can they respond if they can 'I reach the victlm(s) because they don't have a safe, let alone. working car? Ii's shocking to 1hInk thai the higher echelon of Admin. Istration would attempt to tie the hands of the fine men and women of the Campus Pollce department. Administration Is short changing Campus Pollee on the new equipment In addition to dragging their feet on needed repairs of existing, alllng equipment. How can we expect David Ostrowski, director of Campus Police, to provide quality service when he Isn't given what is needed to keep his department In working order? Another question to be asked is who will take the fall when someone gets killed or injured? It certainly won't be those truly responsible: the penny. pinchers in administration. ~~L-,~ '. e:L.:::::Z:4. 1HE EfFECTS Of 'TIlE EXXONVALDEZ OIL SPILL CONTINUE 10 Pool project rebuttal To the Editor: After reading the Iwo articles in the March 23 edition of the Ranger regarding the swimming pool project, I wanted to present an Informed viewpoint on the matter. The administration and staff involved in this construction project, as well as all others, are dedicated and concerned professionals. Despite the chains of bureaucracy that bind, hinder and inhibit I their performance, they continually strive to provide this University with their utmost concern. Uninformed criticism on any SUbject indicates a complete lack of Intelligence, and certainly is counter-produc, tive. My qualifications: 29 years of "hands on" experience in the . construction industry, rangmg from laborer. to Project Manager and General Manager; responsible for Commerical, Industrial, and MIlItary contracts throughout the United States. Bill Horner Full time student Senator/PSGA Student assistant to Facilities Engineer . EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Kellie Paceagnella Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gaal Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner .............••....................... Advisor BUSINESS STAFF c . S· ki ralg Imp Ins Business Manager Brad Behhng .....••................. Advertising Manager John Marter Distribution Manager . GENERAL STAFF David ~oyd, Christine Dejno, Dave Debtsh, Abu HasselO,.Sharon Kra!JS8, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissic Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski, Scott Singer 8'11 Topper, R.0b Twardy, Daniel Valfin. Vickie Pund~a~k Jeff Red~ICk, Da~n Malland, Felix Konklin, Suzann ' McCormIck, Louie Tenore, Mario Lemeiux. ~a~~~ ~swritten and edit~ by students of UW-Parkside,who are solely responsiblefor its d~Ys. ontent. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except overbreakli letters to the editor w·1I b . . ... letters must be' I . e accepted only If they are typed. double-spaced and 350VM ..... held upon reqlJe~~~ned,With a telephone number Included for verification purposes.Names fa~~~oe~~eservesthe right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or deDeadlinefor all letters a d I lf . . Thursday. ' n c assi led ads, IS Monday at 10 a.m. for publicatIOn n~~h~ow~g~ndenceshould be"'ddressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside, Box 2000, Keing). 141. Telephone 414/553-22B7 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- >. The Ranger is -now accepting application for the position of Editor-/n-Chief for the 19.89 - 1990 academic y The Editor-In-Chief job is ap position and may be open to Parkside student carrying 6 c or more. Qualifications must include: • Strong Grammar Skills • Writing Ability • Positive Attitude Applications may be picked up in t Ranger office, which is located in coffee shoppe area, Room WLLC 01 soC undergoes Ranger Thursday, Apr. 6, 19893 by Kelly McKissick changes with new leaders News Editor student Organizations cll (SOC) will undergo coun tnternal and external ~ges under the direction f 'Isnew President, Rhonda o 'ck and Vice President, Bra Beth Israel·Casey. ~Ck and Israel-Casey ran IIllcontestedfor their' posltiOnsat the April :VSOC meet. ~ ~ura KITchoff won fue officeof secretary. They wlll takeoffice at the next meet- ~gon Monday, April 17, reo plSCfngPrestdent Kevin Polheber and Vice President WandaLeiting. Brock,a juntor majoring in English,has represented the Wargamersclub in SOC for Ibepast five semesters. Beforerunning for SOC Prestdent,she was Vice President 01Wargamers. As President, Brock will be responsiblefor running the SOCmeetings, keeping the organizationin contact with !be campus as a representa. tiveto the administration and maintainingor changing SOC poUcies.I 'Personally, I am an ambitiousperson and would like,as President, to try to makeIt to at least one of eachof the club's Individual meetingsnext year.' I she said. Shesought the Presidency. becauseshe enjoys working with people. "You can see so much potential with SOC, especially When you're ento see SOC as a whole sponsoring things. This year they sponsored the fUm 'Ibe Color Purple for Women's HIstory Month and a few lecturers on campus. I think that's always a good idea.' I Israel-Casey, a freshman majoring in Nursing, has been involved in SOC in a number of ways this year. She was chairman of the committee to plan AIDS Awareness Day on campus and has participated as a member of the Sociology club. She wanted to become Vice President because she "wanted to learn more about how to deal with the beauracratic system and how to get things accomplished. I want some practical life expertence and skllls. Also. I feel I have a lot to offer the organization." One of Israel-C3.sey's major responsibilities will be to run the Budget and Review Oommlttee (B & RC) for SOC. She presently serves on the committee and explained that It will undergo some major guideline revisions next year. B & RC aids the individual clubs in their budgeting process each year. "The B " RC guidelines definitely need some changes. There are a few rough spots In them," she saId. 1srael-Casey feels that a good addition to SOC meet. ings would be the particlpa. tion of major status organlza. nons, administration from the Student Life/Student Actlvtties office and possibly Cnancetlor Sheila Kaplan. "I would really Ilke to see the major status organizations take advantage of tnetr- voting power," she said. "I think that If all major status organlzations work together, a lot more can get accomplished" One message she would like to relay to the students Is that th.ey should get Involved with the clubs and organlzatiolUl. "I've learned a lot of sktJa through my experience, jusl in dealing with things In a protesstonar manner, ,. Israel .. Casey stated. Brock's message to the students Is, "I'm accessible. If someone wants to see me or write me a letter, I'm more than happy to listen. I want to know what people think about SOC, because If there Is only one person nmn1ng Ute whole show, it defeats U1.epurpose of representing everyone." photo by John KoIloe Rhonda Brock (Iell) is the new SOC President and Mara Beth I.... rael-Casey is the VIce President, compassing as much of the student body as we do. I've had fun with SOC so far, I just wanted my shot at It," Brock said. Although Brock claims that she does not want to make any major changes in the way SOC is run, she would like to expand the, organtza, tion to make it more visible on campus. "The general student body either hasn't heard of or doesn't care about SOC. I think that's kind of a pity because we are supposed to represent such a wide range of people," Brock said. "I would like to make us more understood and accessrble.: that's what SOC is for." She plans on implementing these image changes next semester. "The Recruitment Fair is always a very good place for the clubs to be recognized, II she said. "I'd like BE GRADS Studentbecomes "millionaire" tition were actual stocks, but were not actually traded on Wall Street. "The stocks were traded for real in the compe- BrianParagamlan, a Park- trtion, but did not affect the sidesenior, not only ranked actual trade market in any sixthout of 11,252 university way," claimed Paragamian. 'tudentsat the AT&T oonegt- Paragamlan, a finance ate Investment Challenge, he major. said he became interalso became a millionare in ested in the competition when fourmonths. a friend saw an ad in the Wall UnfOrlunately, the money Street Journal and Informed investedwas not real. Each him of the competition. To stUdentwas given $500,000 to enter the competition Paraga- 'tart out wtth. The $500,000 mtan had to pay a $60 admlswas not actual currency I but siem.fee. forthe purpose of the competitionIt was accepted to buy Paragamlan turned $500,000 andsen stocka. . into a grand total of $1,331,652. The top ten stulrolndlvidual competitors dents were awarded with a IIIacross the country had one week trip to New York to set up their own portfolio and the Bahamas in addition ~fSlocks,and commence with to dividing $65,500 In cash uYingand selling. All trans- prizes. ~Cretion of the competitors. actionswere Initiated at the .--------;;:;-~;:;;n.W~~------~~=J ~..;~s::c~~:~:' ~I ao~a~~ Ay-GpOIZOZ~~tICKSTOPVIDEOS ~,OOo'PIUScompetitors were th sponslble for dealing with . PIZZA SPECIAL Ine.trslock brokers and keep· ERED ing traCk of their stock hold· \ $3 00 OFF PIZZA DELiV g. '00 OFF PIZZA PICKED·UP , $4. . ERY OF PIZZA AND VIDEOS IS FREE ac'For fOur months I sat TDOELTIVHEPARKSIDE CAMPUS. uprc:ss from the phone booths HUR ONLY ho In MainPlace and did my SPECIAL RUNS FROM MON. THRU T • a:ework, call1ng my broker 551-0300 p ut tWice an hour." stated 1543 SHERIDAN RD • tharagamaIn. Paragamlan explained that· l~~~~~---_:'=--------__====: e stocks used In the compe. by Kellie Paecagnella Asst. News Editor We've got the Hot Ford NEW CARS NEW TRUCKS of your choice Availahle At 221 Sheridan Road Sheridan Road at State Line CALL 1·800·4MARINA Ask for Dan *To Approved Buyers - 2 ~ & Save This Ad To II Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise In our store. Thrs ad Is valid for as long a you attend Parkslde. 10 required. I I I I I con In' Largest Jeweler _lionVMliUULU lec:roea hom PerahIng PlazJo on Hwy. SO) ",on. .. ....£LEII. POC11'M. 4017 • 75th St. Open Dally 9:30 a.mAI:3O p.m, I I 7.Qll84 Sunday. 12:ClO-4:3Op.m •• ------------- Take It L Or eave I -..:== ...- data systems - ,. One of the best kept secrets of the University Is the stu4ent nm radio station, WLBR. Over the past year w'LBR nas undergone a tra.n.sfonnsUon from eontusion and scandal to a smooth running organization preparIng for the future. Presently, the statIon Is prepartng Itself for the upcommg . r, "We're starting our setee on process (or new • tatloo Manager:' said John Kehoe. cnaimen of the board. Appll uons for the poslUon are being accepted now in nlon 209. \~'LBR (Union 2031. the Ranger. and In the P. G otrlce unUl April 17. ..A lot of people don·t know 110'" exist because we just bl'Olldcast to the aee center, and th re are Inherent limitations In that," sald Kehoe. According to Kehoe. an emphasts 1a being placed on promotion of the station so that more students will be aware of the listening opportunity. • \\ e try to meet the needs of the diversified audience," sald Kehoe. Iuch of this Is obtained by alloWIng the OJ's some creative freedom. The OJ's. whO are volunteers, are not restricted to a specific play l1.at. "we encourage the DJ's to brtng In the type of musIc that they like to ptay . Dave Rebro (left) and Jeff Relkowakl entertain liat...... WLBRbroadcaatlng room. it's part of our variety." "The music choice Is varted from OJ to OJ. You can usually find something you like listening to," said Kehoe. It Is this variety that Kehoe and WLBR want to bring to a wider audience. Plans are being made to hire a consultant to analyze the situation and report on how to best expand the scope of the operation. "We're looking at something we can expand with. and something that would be cost effective," Kehoe said, The optlons being consIdered Include FM: or AM transmissIon, carrIer current, and cable casting. The most desirable medium would be FM, but It must flrst be determined if there Is an available frequency in this area. If achieved, broadcast would be at most a local exper-renee. Operatlng at " power level It WOU"I'd~:=~ campus and a communities, No matter what m decided on WLBR 1a Ing their horlzona III ways. They will be Ing to the College MIllIe nal (CMJ). "We're 1aaI... i1 getting CMJ. It·. a ve.,. tool for showing record panles that we do 0IlIIt operate on a regular With that they are more wlJltng to Bend... rIal to use," Kefwe uJd. Kehoe saId he 1a veIJ pressed with the otatr. really quite proud of till pie working up there. done a good job and gether - they are wlIIt radio statIon 1a au They work day In _ and deserve the crediL Psychology student creates career information center by Kelly. IcKJssIck News Editor Many psychology students do not realize the number of job fields In which their degree W\Il be applicable. Janetle DeChant will provide for these students through a career and job information center to be held during April. DeChant, a psychology major graduating In Decem. ber, Is presently an intern for career counselor Beverly Burnell In the Career Planning and Placement office. DeChant saw a need for guld. ance for psychology majors and developed the informa. tion center program, Ute Career and Job Information Center. It W\Il be held every Tuesday In April In Molinaro 275Afrom 10 a.m.-3 p.m. She was been working on the program since the beginning of the semester. •'I've been ta.lk.1ngwith the professors and fellow psychology majors to see what is needed for the program. Also, I real. Iy was not quite sure of what I could do with my psychology major, so I developed the VoD-SCOij-,.l WLBR prepares for expansi I I I I I I I I I Janette DeChant program to help others while I answered my own questions ~bout the field," she said, It IS Intended for psychology majors or those considering a psychology major. DeChant said it is not intended to serve as a job placement seminar but rather an informatlonai meeting. The Career and Job Information Center will provide Information about liberal arts programs and what ... done wIth them; ~ and volunteer oppo~ methods of chooalng IIIlI plying for graduate the labor market and guides for job aeek..... Chant will also have ~ tion available on the Plarming and Placement ter. An added benefit to till gram will be the srol computer, which Is a job vey program. Studenll are not certain of their field respond to a su",", computer generates. on the students' lnteresta. computer W\Il provide market suggestions. I also be able to refer to other sources for career counseling," saId. "I really did not _ I wanted to do with • chology major, and I there is a lot of negaUve tton to the fIeld," """ "There are really more opportunities out thera you know about. The is an affirmaUon that are jobs out there. It .... VIde a more opumllllO of the field. " 1" ce/e~ratl~q' and recognition by Kelly McKissick News ,Editor <!ampus organizations win bavethe opportunity to recog. pJze !heir outstanding memo berswhlle celebrating a suecessfUlyear at the 1989 StudelltAwards Banquet, to be heldFrida)', May 5, The festivities will begin with a reception In the Union D!Jrlng Room at 6 p.m. Dinner will be served at 6: 45 p,m" and awards wtll be presentedat 7: 30 p.m, All students who participated In a campus organization or club this year are invited to attend. The cost of tickets for' most organizations' staff members Is covered within their budgets.Tickets for guests will be $7,25. Students are encouraged to contact their organlzation's executives to deter. mine ticket distribution for the banquet ~ Each major status organi_ zation. Will be given 10 In durmg the awards pres~ta: tions to give persOnal awards to Its members. The StUdent Organlza~lons Councu (SOC) will be gIVen 20 min. for presentations, to be split u among Its "I"bs. p Nomination forms are now aVallable at the Union Infor.- mation Desk and In Union 209 f?r the PhD Progreba Memo_ nal Award, Dlstlngutshed Student awards, and Advisor of the Year award. Nomina. tlons must be turned In by no,?n on Monday, May 1. The Phil Progreba Memorial Award is given to the student who has made significant contributions to Parkslde this academic year. The Dlstlngutshed Student awards are presented to two members of each organization for their achievements Local government offers summer lntern positions Summer Intern positions at local and national governmentagencies are available through an internship program at Parkslde. The Public Ser.vlce Intern. ship Program (PSIP) provides college students pi-actl.· cal experience In helping with legal services for the poor, assisting local court agencies and researching constituent problems for. legislators and political campaign work. students Can earn three to six credits In the program. Intern sites Include the offices of congressmen Les Aspin and Gerald. Kleczka, the District Attorney's Office, the Racine County Juvenile Court, Walworth County Court, the Kenosha County Juvenile Court and the Wisconsin Department of Local Affairs. The program Is open to any sophomore, junior or senior college student who has completed at least six credits of political science classes. Samuel Pemacciaro, associate dean at Parkside, is coordinator of the program. The PSIP program is one of the oldest and largest internship programs In the UW System according to Pernacclaroo Initiated In 1976, the program has placed more than 150 students In sites throughout Wisconsin and WashlngtonD.C, For more information, call PerI)acciaro at 553-2032. Cityof Kenosha Seeks Student Workers Por Sulil.er •• ploy.ent C0lltllctMlko Plate at gw·Porksldo .loll Sorvlce 551-2656 K.no.... County .resldency not required AHir.atlve Action •• ployer M·P·H Ifeveryone over 50 had colorectalcancercheckups, the cure rate could be 75%. Call us. ~ AMERICAN CANCER soaETY' within the organization. One rlStingutshed StUdent award s also presented to the stu. dent who has shown contrfbu. tions representing all organizations, Advisor of the Year Is given to the best advisor of an organization. A Prestdent's Award Is also given to a student who represents accomplishments and contributions on campus, but is determined through nominations by each organization's executives. All Campus Events will be sponsoring a dance that evening at 9 p.m., featuring the top 40 band "Blame the Drummer." Those attending the banquet will be admitted free. The dance Is open to all students for a $2 admission fee. USAA scholar Parkslde student Linda M. Jones was recenUy named an All-American Scholar by the United States Achievement Academy. The program was establIshed to offer deserved recognition to superior students who excel in academic disciplines, EligibUlty requtrements include a 3.3 grade point average or better and a nomination from a dean, professor, coach or athletic director as having an excellent academic record. Jones will receive recognition In the All·American Scholars Collegiate Program Directory and the opportunity to compete for cash scholarships awarded by the Councll exclusively to All·American Scholars. News Briefs Compiled by KeWe Paccagnel1& Asat. ews Editor Keep legislature out of UW system According to a btU sponsored by Rep, Bob Larson, RMedford, all University of Wisconsin professors should spend at least 12 hoon a week In the classroom, reported the RaclDe .JouroaJ 'l'bne8. The RaclDe ,JouroaJ 'l'bne8 believes the Legislature should not have the power to decide such management decisions. The .JouroaJ also believes the answers to such altuatlons are not the respona1bUlty of the Legislature. Instead, Issues which hold such a powerful Impact on the university ahou1d be made by the campua adrnlntstra. t1on. The ,JouroaJ fee18 that In order to beet meet the needs of the student body at each campus, campus administration should be the oniy organizaUon to hold the power to make campus related decisions. Colleges install condom machines In a multt-faceted effort to educate stu<leota on protectIng themselves against AIDS and other sexuaJly transmit. ted diseases, colleges around Wisconsin have Installed condom machines in campus restrooms. Many representatives stated that the InstsUstlon of the machines Is not to endorse sexual activity, but Instead to make students aware of the rising problems of AIDS, The University of Wisconsin-Plattevtle, which baa condom machines, In Its AIDS policy states, "These educatlonal efforls are not Intended to encourage sexual acnvtty In those who choose to abstsln, but are Intended to en. courage protection, responsible dee\.slon making and safer sexual beha viars In those who choose to be sexuaJly active." Fall enrollment deposits Increase According to the University of Wtsconsln·Oshkosh more freshmen students have put down thler enrollment deposIts for the Fall semester than usual, reported the Oslll",.11 Nortbwe8tern. This indicates that highe.r enrollment standards at the university are not scaring studenta away. The standard admission for graduating high school classes has been raised this year form the top 60 percent to the top 50 percent In the high school class. For now the university will stop taking appllcaUona for next Fall, and will turn away discretionary-admit stu. dents. NOTICEI STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION All pos~ions availsllla thISSemester With some special evenl wOO< reqUired Students must have a minimUm cumulative GPA of 2,00, AppIocationsfo.-student manager positions must have a minimUm cumulatoveGPA 012.50. STUDENT MANAGERS, . Responsible for evening snd weekend building operation and inlernal secunty. Involves , coordination of special events, cash receipt handling snd student payroll sud~. Must be personable and have the abilityto work WIth others. BARTENDERSfCASHIERS InvolveS over·the-counterCO~lOn .~les, check out and rental of recreation faCIlities! equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling expenence preferred bu1 not required, UGHT • SOUND TECHNICIANS Involvesset-upltear-down ope18toon, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound eqUipment. Operating knowledge and/o.- prior expenance reqUired. Some specific tralnlng wtll be provKIed. Must be sIlle to work .......nlngs and _ends. SET -UPITEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involvesthe ..,t-up and tear-down 01 chairs, tsbIes, etc.. lor dances, receptionS, meetIngs and special events. No prior e~perience .-sstY, but applicants should be in good physical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The p_ Union.... oq .... -",nIty .."ploy... W we ~ 10apply. "Three top hits from IBM This offer is si~ply irresistible! If it's value that counts, and it u~ually does, you can't afford to mls~ this offer on these IBM Personal System/2. models. Now- at a special campus 'pnce~you have your choice of thr~e hit computers with high quality graphics to hell? Y0U_ organize your class notes and wnte and revise papers. Check it out. ..three great computers ... three fantastic prices! And selected software that's loaded and ready to go. So, come and see us today! ~,. ,.." :.~..'. "...' . ---- --.--- --- - - --- - - --- =.:..:=';'=~ " .- .. '".,.. \. PS/2 Model 30 286 The 8530-E21 includes 1 Mb Memory, 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 20 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, Microso!t'Word, Windows/286 and hDC Windows Express>, Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $4,437."" Your special price' $2,399.00 PS/2 Model 50 Z The 8550-031 includes 1 Mb Memory, 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 30 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, IBM Micro Channel Archttecture«, Microsoft Windows/286, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $6, II 7.''' Your special price' $2,799.00 PS/2 Model 70 386 The 8570-E61 includes 2 Mb Memory, 80386 (16 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 60 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, IBM Micro Channel Architecture, Microsoft Windows/386, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $8,912."" Your special price' $4,449.00 "This offer is limited to qu~lified students, facul,ty and staff who orde~ an IBM PS/2 Model 8530-E21, .8550-031 or 8570~E61 on or before June 30, 1989. Prices ucted do not include sales tax, handling and/or processing charges. Check with your school regarding these charges. Orders are subject to availability IBM may withdra th . q. . h . otice . • W e promotion at any time Wit out written n . IBM Personal Svstem/z and PS/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation IBM M· Ch I A hi . . Microsoft is a registered trademark of the Microsoft Corporation hOC wince 'S E . . rcro an.ne rc necture IS a trademark of IBM Corporation. • l "" xpress IS a trademark of the hOC Computer Corporation. For more information contact the Computer Support Center 553-2235 WLLC-D150A -, Wingspread~ellows benefit in many ways by Ellen Habeck WlngllpreadFellow the . Issues surrounding a partIcular topic. At each con. ference, fellows have expo. Sure to group dynamics, the exercise of leadership skills and the art of oral and writ: ten presentations. Fellows are able to observe the pro. , fesslonals who affect polley decisions through the process of first defining problems, and then searching for the best solutions. In short, What the Wing. spread Fellows program of. For the past four years, fers to students Is an oppcrtuparksidehas been one of thir-, nlty for professional developteenMidwestern colleges and ment In a setting Ideally suit. un!versitles active In the ed for the purpose. I strongly W'n-spread Fellows Pro- recommend the program to .'b tI I t" h I any eligible student. gram. Par c pa mg sc 00 s L; ..:sa-, Ellglbillty Is based prima. are allowed to designate a rily on academic record, perumitednumber of students to Ellen Habeck sonal Interest, and a strong serve as conference ob- sense of commitment to the servers. ference experiences. program. The other purpose of the The first step In the setec. Wingspread Fellows Program tion process is a letter of recIs to give the fellows an op- ommendation from a faculty portunity to benefit person- member. I encourage faculty ally from conference partict- members to nominate ellglble patton, As one of this year's students. (Contact your divtfellows, I found the value of sion head. or Dr. Willie the program to be far greater Curtis, the Wingspread Felthan initially anticipated. ~ lows Program Director, for What the fellows can gain more information.) The dead. from their participation is line for nominations is April more than an appreciation for 15, 1989. ThIS week marks the begin. . of the annual drive to nJ!I£lifY and select the next ~r's Parkslde Wingspread' l"'"":"OWS. HFellows" are stu- :;ts who serve as delegates frOnt Parkside to local, na1IOJl2.l, and International conlerencesheld at the Wing. spread Conference Cel}ter In Racine. Thepurpose of the program istwo·fold.First, the fellows act as information liaisons betweenthe conferences and theuniversities which the felIlowsattend. Newspaper articles, classroom discussion, student club presentations, and roundtable .....discussions are some of the _ ways in ~ whichfellows share their con. National y Volunteer Week Apr. 9-15 Theweek of April 9·15 has beendesignated National VolunteerWeek, to honor indivtduals who have given of theirtime to help others. To recognize the students whohave enrolled in the StudentCommunity Service program and have actively volunteeredduring the Spring semester, a complimentary continentalbreakfast will be heldon Wednesday, April 12, 7:30·9:301it the Union Cafeteria. Volunteer pictures will be on display and appreciation favors'.~illbe given to those attending. - BrOChure designer needed The Reach.Out program at the St. Mary's Health Center 1Jl RaCineis in need of a brochuredeSigner. ~ th The volunteer will assist in e deSign and development ~f a brochure for the Blood ressure Awareness proram, Which focuses- on the ~w-inc~me and disadvanC ged ill the Racine area. - onUl1unication and market- ~g skUls would be helpful for IS Position. For more information, stop by Union 209 or call 553.2200. "QWIZSKtlLS EVA~UATION SYSTEM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH! Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-OnOne Instruction, flexible schedules. Call Faith At Merrick Business Center 1. Typing 2. 0010 Enlry 3. MulhmOle 4. WorelStor 5. wordPerfett 6. DisployjWrilll 3 7. O·Bole III Plus e. lotus 1-2·3 TUTORIAL SOFTWARE PACKAGES ~falMERRICK f>.:j llUSlNE..'iS CENTER MERRICK BusfNESS ClNTER_ ~ A ewlSlOf) 01 MemCk Cot1sunanl$. Jnc. for further information (414J 658-8914 Earn more at ECU! We'll get right to the point ... the . percentage point ... and we give you more points - higher rates- when y?U t ECU Regular savings, IRA s, save a . Christmas, CD's, etc.. I Sharpen your pencil and sign up now. i.-~\}CATOits) (j!J> Serving UWP employees and students Tallent Hall, Hm.286, Mon.-Fri. 10-3 553-2150 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 6, 19897 Week at the Park FrIday, April 17 SEMINAR "Focus on Women: The FernJ.nlzation ot Pov. erty" begins at 12 noon. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Monday, April 10 ROUND TABLE "Intergenerational FamUy Relation. ships: Impllcatlons for Mental Health In Later Adult. hood" by Prof. Jeanne Thomas at 12:15 pm In Union 108. The event is tree and open to the public. Wednesday, April 1: CONCERT at 1 p.m. In CA 0118 featuring Parkslde music students. The concert Ia tree and open to the publlc. COMEDIAN Tom Anzalone performs at 9 p.m. In Unlon Square. The event is tree and open to-the publlc and being sponsored by PAB. Tbunday, April 13 MOVIE "U2 Rattle and Hum" (PG) will be shown at p.m. In the Union Cinema. Admlsston is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. "~o 22" 652-4700 ~ FAMILY HAIR CAPE Specializing in perms. spiral perms. chper CUi • haircuts. highlighting. manicuring, sculptured nails and ups Student Special Get Haircut and ext Haircut i I Price. Jud)' Pulera 3021 - 22nd venu Owner Keno ha, \\ tscon in Present Parkside J.D. At Time or Haircut THE U\v-PJll{KSIDE STUDENT AJ{T SHO\v COMMUNICAnON ARTS GALLERY April 11th thru May 2nd Opening reception April 11th 7-9 pm Gallery Hours: Mon.-Thurs .. 1·6 pm .• Tues.-Wed. 7·10 pm. results' are" ~releasecl-: ....: r.. . • Stranger sex . questIonnaIre ., -Oral.Roberts is, or-course." completely,. undoubtedly, without reservation, unnaturaL by Jon Hearron Edltor-In·CbIef The enee-or-twtce-tn-a-utetime Stranger sex questionnaire generated responses from all comers of the Unlveralty. A sum total of 32 hours were spent compiling the results of the questionnaire. To be frank, reading a research paper on the sex life of the African Tree Toad was more exciting than the .results of the Stranger's sex questionnaire. Anyways here are the tallles; enjoy. I. GENERAL INFORMATION • Of those who completed the survey. 1537 were males. 1669 were females. (Grand total: 3206). • Of the 3206 survey filleroutters, 12 were freshmen, 970 were sophomores, 200 were juniors, 3 were seniors, and 1201were eight-year wonders ... 820 answered with question marks. • As far' as age. 19 were 19 and under. 19 were 19 and over, the remainder left the question blank. • The sexual orientation (of all you sick, dlsgustlng, morally corrupt) of those who responded chose <O(D) Whips and Chains. I. D. SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE • According to the tally, everyone who completed the questionnaire believes that women are unable to become pregnant while Immersed In Cream of Wheat... (Idlots!) • Similarly, everyone believes intercourse with the lights on Is dangerous If you don't know what you're doing. (I bet most were speaking from expertenee.) • All except for the 3 senIors feel autoeroticism Is indeed OK If the auto Is parked In a safe place. • Except for the 1201eightyear wonders and the 3 seniors. all believed oral sex to be natural. Intro to Filipino culture to be held at uW-P An Introduction to PhI1lppine culture complete with arts and crafts, dinner. music and a sUde presentation will be held at Parkside saturday, Aprll15. <0An Evening In the PhI1lppines" will be held at 6:30 p.m. In Main Place. Highlights will Include Filipino dancing by Silahls, a FilIpino dlnner complete with chlcken Adobe, a popular dlsh In the PhI1lpplnes and a bazaar featuring baskets, textiles-and jewelry. A zo.mtnute slide presentation focusing on the culture and people of the Phlilpplnes will be shown by Dick Ammann and Lllllan Trager. both professors at Parkslde. The two have lived and conducted research in the PhI1lpplnes. Cost is $15 for the general public, $13.50 for educators and senior cltlzens and $12for students. Reservations are required. Discounts are available for people registering In groups of six or more. The event is sponsored by Parkside's Office of International Education. WLBR is now accepting applications for Station Manager: Other management positions are also available. Applications available from: WLBR Union 203 Student Life Union 209 Senator John Kehoe D139C PSGA D139A . APPLICATION DEADLINE IS APRIL 17, '1989 AT 5:00P.M. I I m, VOCABULARY • 53% of those who responded were 94% sure of the definition of the word "condominium." 120/0 were 63.8% sure, and the remaining 35% weren't sure now sure they were. • Angiosperm was definitely a word of confusion; nobody was sure how sure they were. • Everybody was 94% sure of the meaning of "night stick ." • 1662 (of the 1669 females questionnaired) were familiar with "Peninsula envy:' None of the male flller-outters responded. • ..oops..... dah. • Surprisingly enough, "stinky twinky" was a word familiar to all except ..the.z fe-':, males not familiar with- "penInsula envy." ' POSSIBLE .PROanatomy .are edible .•.tlwt. mouth program. ' . • Dlsgustll1g Impulses \bat keep cropping up ... eitheriiidlvldual or group, the bllltles are IImlUess! PO!IoI• Editor's Note: We, of tAe Stranger/Ranger clan/31411 hope you enjoyed laat weet~ attempt at' humor. ----Classifieds:------ HELP WANTED LOCAL PART TIME JOBS with nexible hours available summer/fall for students interested in sales. Unlimited earning potential. No prior experience necessary. call the reservation regtstry 1-800-733-3333. cun.o CARE for summer. Needer: a person who is caring. patient. with references for a chlld with special needs. Please call after 6 p.m. ISM9418. MISCELLANEOUS QEOLOGY CLUB: Rock and Gem Sale. April 12·14, 9 a.m.·a p.m. Union Bridge. ROOMMATE WANTED; $225 mo., cable. M/F July 1. Call B.T. cat 6S9- 1977 AFT 553-2223. FOUND: LOCK by bike racks at phys ed building. Claim it with your key at Security. PERSONALS THANK YOU to everyone who helped make Pi Upsilon Beta's TALENT NlTE happen! CONGRATULATIONS NOELLE1 Behavioral Science Division Queen. IV. GRAMS '. Well, finding the bathroom ina strange house was obviously a group program according to our c.ompiled psuedo-data. • Practically Impossible positions was, conversely. an activity for exploring with a gorgeous date. (Note: the cheerleaders who returned the questionnaire believed It to be a group program. ) • How to "Just say no" was a peer-group possible program ... though we know we'd all fail this one! • How to say Yes, Yes, Oh God Yeeesss! was, again, a group program - but only for those of you who are sick. disgusting, morally corrupt people. • some parts of the human WARREN A.K.A. Paul. How 'bout those Peter Pan Peanut Butter Buns? SIOUX: THE weather is cold but the thought is warm. so get rid of the eyeball. From Sin Clair. OVERHEARD in SC ·"Rock a bye baby!" HEY MALmU Ken, whaz-up? Settle down here! Listen up now! R·E·L-A· X. . STARING MAN in coffee "enop. take a picture. it lasts longer. ' RONDA: BEWARE Ali Baba is back to catch you in the act. RONDA: HOW WAS the blue-eyed pizza pizza man. MARIE: NEED your hormones expelled? See me! . JEANETTE: WHAT happened to my curel? Or did you use it to shrink my sweatshirt? 6B ·BILL Ohm. answer the phone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brian!! Love, Jen. 5E ·T.P. YA right! You'll call! WANNA CLIQUE' PAD' We'll "clique" ya in the forehead. SO ·J.D. YA Right! SA ·M. MONROE What goes on in there? JFK JOHN A. RAKOW; Your still not over the hill. Happy B-Day Bro. INTERPRETED: "A friendship is a relationship and I am a bitch." ARMANDO ·WE "Wanda" have an· SummerFinancial Aid Applica· ·tion deadline is April 22, 1989. Summer aid is awa,rded using 1988·89 need analysis docu· ments.If you did not·apply for 1988-89and wish to apply for Summer 1989, do so immedi· ately. The Pell Grant processor must receive your application by May 1, 1989. Contact, the Financial Aid Office, 284Tallent Hallfor details. other party! This ones in the .... okay? -Wanda 1 & Wanda 2. DAN EMER. HO\I,' about a aCJ Gives us a cail! ·The "Wanda" ....... I WAS just wondering ·11"II real? SIPPY THE "bundle man," ,. .. not forgotten. CLIFF: THE eyeball 11=1' scuba diver -piease come hontt. YER-YERlt? 6B -M.M. ·VA right! 5A ·K.G. ·YA right! 'You'U caBf 4J -B.J. ·YA rIght! You'U caUl PROKOS FUNERAL Home: was busy sacrificing vlrginB .. ! ing neighborhood dogs ·RA SA . Leave that Jon. GO GREYHOUND" and lea" .. driving to Rose. 30 ·D.M. YA right! You'll CIBlI won't pressure you!! 4J ·WHAT are you? Who ".JIll wearing? -Passton PrinCelJ8. DAVE AND JULIE. dota, tkIIdiIt. questions en trenceie, SYLVIA,. SHEILA. ALL WE are saying ...lI give III'" ass. A BIG THANK you to allwI»'" me celebrate my 23rd. It WlUI.1IIIt' to remember. Love Ya AU, Naaer' better known as Lush. 3B -J.P YA Rlght! HEY 3C girls -we hear you're_ cool, let's ~et together and JIlUVI~ TIM D. COOK -We haven't ."" see you a lot. I think you are .- lutely gorgeous and wanted ,.. know. -An Admirer. ..... HEY "DENNY" I'm sWlfIDdIM'''' everywhere from Frltt&1! .... , dance!? Michelle --a 111: EUGENE, LET'S cut tile --r and got on with it! It. U'ITLE DIRDIE now lmOWI cret. It is not flowers, It II - ...!t nuts. IT is grapes. oranpI._ nanas that lead to a women" "'" DOUG S. LOOK out behiml JCIl:I, ... you enter bathrooms; 1'111iitII =~~u~~~: :tiliu:.tor'" You have one hour to prove to us! ·Wonder Women. .MIt. BELLYBUTTON -III!t% "a lack of professionsJ1slP lfrci;'S:'~OT.eus 1/1'. 111ft' ton is the Ayatullah! OVERHEARD IN the RollI" '" "Kehoe's losing his baUI ..... turn Is it to dean e~." ..-! ~::~Esl~t~ at ~ rI time!" O.K, M.B. bad 1Ift~ THE BISON lives! Too I ,,,,, UP to another threesome •• ners. Club Events HOMECOMING COMMITTEE ntecoming committee =.n, are now available from e Welsh In Union 209. : committee hopes to meet f1lI1In the next few weeks. fIJ1OD' interested In partici- ~ In the planning of next p.ar'sHomecoming event is invited to sign up. RAClNE.KENOSHA "HOYNATURE CLUB \lie Racine·Kenosha Hoy Na- \UI'S Clubwill meet Thursday, April 6 at Riverbend Center, S800 N. Green Bay Rd., Ra-, cine. At6 p.m, there wlll be a WIldflOwerwalk, and at 7' pm, liMen & Women in Con- - servatlon,"will be presented by LIlaBerge. The public is invited to attend. Refreshmentswill be served. PSICWt PSYCIIOLOGY CLUB PSiCHI/Pschology club will be having a bake sale Wednesday,April 12, from 10 a.m, to 2p.m. in the alcove across from the library. Anyone interestedin atending the PSI em convention in Madison on AprU.29, or becoming an officer for next year should see oneof the present officers for information. ENGINEERING CLUB TheEngineering Club will be holdingan all·you-can.eat fish fry on April 14, from 5 to 9 p.m., at the Kenosha National GuardArmory iocated at 4200 13rd Ave. Ticketsare $6.50 and can be pu~chasedat the engineering ·offlee(MOLN 253) Volunteer bookkeeper needed, CDispute Settlement of Rame needs a bookkeeper who can volunteer 1-2 hours twice ~emonth. Do you have bookrt epIng skills and need expewence on your resume? Do rat you can to assure emp oyment after graduation ('d be a valuable volunteer ~ a small non~profit agency. cor more information, .call U a':"'l at 553-2200 or come to Dian209. RESEARCH INFORMATION ~ LIbra" of InfDrmatlon In u.s. • AU o Sflb}e<t5· r;er CatalogTOdaywith Visa/MC or COO "i;fi,al'!.,III, 800..351..0222 o In aliI. (213) 477-8226 I~'rush$2.00to: Research Information 322 Idaho Ave, N206-A, los Angeles. CA 90025 ~~.:~ a lot is hanging· semester winds d~ semester about this time As th a lot hangs In the ba~ome students begin to re~llze lha~ begin to mount and llfe~~e. End of semester pressures bee:r;-.~e past twelve weeks~er seems as casual as it had Its important, not to let all th get the best of you. Grab e semester_end activities you have assignments an: calendar and map out when final exams are. Mark in the b:ers due. and when your do your assignments and e you think you'll need to prepare for finals. If you're Since y'QU asked. .. The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner working and going to school, mark down your work hours. And don't forget to put down other scheduled events like family activities, concerts, ballgames and the like. What you're tr-ying to do is get a picture of just how much you have going on in the remaining weeks of the semester. If your first priority is schoolwork then almost everything you do In the remaining weeks should revolve around that commitment. .If it doesn't look like you7 ve got enough uncommitted time for studying7 paper writing7 and preparing for teste, make some adjustments! • Since so many students work in addition to going to school, this is one area that requires serious scrutiny. Talk with your employer about the possibility of tempo' rarily reducing some of your hours or getting someone . else to work your scheduled tsmes. • 'Stick to the times you7ve identified as study times. It may be tough passing up an opportunity to be.outside on a warm Spring day, but it wi!! be tough startmg the Sum' CLASSIFIED STAFF DISTINGUISHED SERVICE AWARD Deadli~e for the Classif.ied~taff D~stinguished Service Award nominatIons IS April 14, 1989. Criteria • Nominees should be those who: 1. are carrying or have carried exceptional workloads 2. show exceptional performance 3 are engaged in activities that ~romote the well- . being of the campus community and/or general public 4 exhibit exceptional effort that enhances the . individual'S work site. department, and/or university in general. mination forms and a list of eligible. N~ssified staff are available at the URlO~ ~nformation Ce~ter and the library/LearRlng Center CirculatIon Desk. Ranger Thursday. Apt. 8. 1989 9 in the balance ... mer or FaU aemeateT Oft. wa.rniftg or probatiotl.. • Make ....re you find as quiet a place as poarible for studying. • Use effective techniques for preparing for f1-1s (see • next week's Ranger for some helpful_gest"","). . • The Lea1"'ning Assistance and COKMeliKg office is giv~ .ng a workshop on Tuesday, April 18th from 3'~pm. in WLLO D-150en.titled HHow to Take Objective Teata. U Til'" is a Hmust attend:" event unle33 you kn.ow euerything there is to know about taklng this tllPe of test; no reserva' tions a.re needed ... ;u.st show up. • Make sure you have as clear an idea a3 posaible as to what will be covered on your finals. You should also know what criteria wiU be used to judge papera you are submit· ting. Remember, the best surprise i3 flO aurpTise. • There are "Review for Final.s'7 sesaions coming .cp for math 015~016, and I1f!. Sponsored by Learning As"iatance and Oounselingl these review session..! are held Oft. Mall 2nd and ..tn. and fLO reservation& are needed. Watch for dates and time" in th.e Ranger and Oft. bu.lletin board". in clas"rooms. If all of this is simply too much to deal with, make an appointment to sit down and talk with one of the two counselors on campus - Barbara Larson or Stu Rubner. Both are located In the Counseling and Testing ornce, WLLC D·l75. They will help you sort th1ngS out and get you thJnking about how to manage your life more effectively during these rema.lnlng weeks of the semester. In any case, do what you can to be as successful as possible. A lot of resources are at your disposal. The rest is up to you. . College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY' AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-4:30 T-TH 10-7 • SHERATON ~ now accepting applications for the following positions: • Cashier. Host/Hostess • Waiters/Waitresses • Bussers • Room Service Waiters Benefits include: Full medical & dental; paid vacations; paid breaks with meals; length of service awards; as well as many other incentive programs. Trump's otters flexible schedule for a.m. & p.m. shifts. If you feel qualified to join the Sheraton/J. Trump's team, please pick up an application at the restaurant hostess stand. Washington Avenue, Racine • 10 Thursday. Apr. 6. 1989 Ranger Price,StephensonAII-Americans--- fourth match of the tourney. Tremelling suffered his tourney-ending loss when he was pinned, despite holding the lead before he was taken to his back. Steve Roher, Scott Wessley, and Rob Fox also participated In the NAIA tourney, but all failed to win matches. Wessley drew the national champion in his first bout, then was eliminated by the number four finisher in the competition. As a team, the Rangers finished impressively in both tournaments. despite having to split their squad as both tournaments were on the same weekend. In the NCAA II Nationals, the rangers placed 16th, and in the NAIA Nationals, they finished 26th. In the final national polls, the Rangers were ranked 16th and 12th in the NCAA and the NAIA respectively. Price. from page 12 at the hands of Western Mon· tana's Rod Clugston, who placed third, and Casey Schweitzer from Valley City State, who finished fourth. Five other Rangers nearly earned All American honors. Mark Hemauer and Arthur Demerath both competed in the NCAA II Nationals, each coming within one victory of All American status. Each won their first match and lost their second, both by eight points and both to the respective number one seeds in their weight class. Likewise, in their next matches, Hemauer and Demerath both lost. 6-4, and were eliminated from the tourney. Tim Whit· ing, John Karl. and Keven Tremelling all wrestled in the NAIA tourney with each coming within one victory of All American status. Whiting won his first match after receiving a bye in the first match, while Karl and 'r'remelling won their first two Pitching fails, Rangers drop two ... by Mario Lemeiux kota was reached for four Rangers lost the servlcoC\ The Parkslde Ranger Base.' runs, the big blow coming on .c:'"tcher Gary Fritsch for" baU team, after being Idle for a one-out, two-run by Lewis' .slbly a week as he reaqa. almost three weeks because Bill Judge. ,vated. a hamstring • of the weather. returned to The score remained at 4-1 .early m game one. The action last Friday against until the fifth when a lead-off Fritsch jumbled the Lewis University by losing a double and a RBI single :line-up as freshman Don pair to the Flyers in Romeo. knocked Pluskota out of the :ler, normally a catcher. ville, Illinois, game and extended the Flyer .himself in the lead-off The Ranger hitters didn't lead to 5-1. Dan Langendorf the Ranger ltne-up 88 waste any time in getting on relieved Pluskota and retired started in left field. the board against the Flyers. six of the seve; batters he Pa~kside's offense Ken Neese, the Parkside faced to shut down Lewis. no ttme in ~etting OIl third-baseman, led off .the Unfortunately. Lewis board again. In the top contest by roping a double to starter Roger Popplewell was second, consecutlve left, and he later scored on also shutting down the by .Neese and Jeff Re Brian Gauthier's double to Rangers as he spread out 19n1ted. a three-run raIIt stake the Rangers to a 1-0 three Ranger singles in the the third, they picked lead. final five innings. relinqulsh- where they left off by s That lead lasted until the ing only one more run as the four times as parkslde! bottom of the second. when Flyers took the opener 5-2. advantage of. three Ranger starter Darrin Plus- More. importantly, the errors in jumping outto - lead. Starter Jeff Lemme was unable to protect lbe BRAS S TAP his offense staked ~-, After retiring the Ill'IR' men in order. Lemm 1618 63rd St. faltered by walking the off batter in what lunl Just East of Armando's Body Shop to be a five-run inning Flyers which pulled Attn: Students over 21 within a pair 7·5. Jeff Fennrick ri Sh 10 d d 0 ff Lemmermann. and OW your car s an get 1 0/0 0 Flyers reached him fo~r all beer and drink prices. (Student runs in the fifth, takiDi lead when MIke S discount does not apply to any other scored on Dave Re . I ) throwing error after hI-- specra S. pled to tie the game.HI Parkside threatened Listen to Kenosha's best juke box sixth when Gauthier t h 5 a one-out double, bUt sys em were songs are still just and Relkowski both 50~!!Featuring Dokken, INXS, AC/DC down on strikes agatnst d reliever Jay Russ NO PURCHASE an many more., ended the' game at siX NECESSARY. FROM THE - Pool, Darts, Video Games, and ~~~~-- R~:e/~~~~~d d:P1~ P-SI DE FOOD-SERVICE. Pinball also available. So stop in the Lewisraisedtheir~ ~ 'd 6. On the day. Gau rn ays & Saturdays starting at 8 p.m. four for seven with a Parkside Food-Service Employ' ees doubles and an Neese was three tor and Contract Administrators not BRASS TAP with two doubles runs scored. Plu SIld eligible to win. received the loss lit L ..:- -.J 1618 63rd St. one, dropped his re •7'"-:-:----------------------.J and Fennrlck, the nightcap, alSO dr<>PtMllJ Scott Stephenson AII·Amerlcan at 158 lbs, . , matches before losing. Whit· ing lost his next two matches. first to the eventual winner and next to the' fourth-place finisher. Karl came within one point of All American. but lost a 4-3 decision in his COMING SOON! REGISTER AND WIN A SCHWINN TEN SPEED BIKE STARTING APRIL 17TH. Women's Softball Home Double Header vs. Lake Forest Game 1- UW-Parkside 10 Lake Forest 6 Win - Hansen (4-2) •• The Ranger record !lOW stands at 7-&·· .Game 2- UW.Parkside 13 (5 innings) Win - Livesey, Karen (1-3) Lake Forest 2 �illVaukee10ronlONil' york· DetroitCleValandoaklandKanllS City· Texlt' MinnesotacaliforniaChicagosealllePillaburgh. New YorkMontrealChicagoSt. LouisPhiladelphiaJeff Lammermann Sports Editor AL EAST This young colt has the staml . run-if all four legs get healthy ~~~o Win a stretch Anther good bet to place but a st stay that way. could give them wire-ta-wire win rong start All depends upon how hard this 1,0 .. holds onto the reigns. Early injurie rse SIJOCkey this runner boxed in. . s cou d keep This aging horse has the experience to sta . . strong, but won't have the kick to keep up rt th stretch run. . In e Too many distractions in home stabl this pony to repeat last year's come_efrsomto_bexpect hinder. . eStill a future project with potential down the road. Apprentice Jockey will use this race f penance. or exAn 8th place, finish in last year's seven hor race. Expect a slow start again this race ..:ell· prove by \I pole; , 11m· Ranger Thursday. Apr. 6, 1989 11 A's, Mets have right stuff to capture baseball titles Al WEST This thorou~hbred has wire-to-wire potential in Improvmg field. Should win going away after tight start. An old favorite who could steal this one away. Has good mix of experience and new blood. Will have to nde whip. Always lots of promise, but past runs have been drssappointtnq. Could turn trend with new blood this year. Lived off storybook race in maiden year, not ready to run in improved field. . Ques.tionable pitching staff will cause this philly to fade In the second turn. A good bet to come around in a few. Running way above class in this race. Needs good claiming race to find way into money down the road. Home stables give this foal problems in all areas. Past performance indicate poor races ahead. NL EAST A sleeper with a veteran jockey. May win photo. Class of field, but outside pressure could take toll. . . Always a good money bet. Could surprise field. Lights are on, but only an outside shot at best. Would fare better in weaker field. Lacks big guns. Lottery ticket would be better investment. NL WEST Cincinnati- Consistent money finisher will finally find roses. San Diego. Made big class move over break, Will contend early. Los Angeles- Did it with mirrors in last. Not enough to repeat. Houston- Pitching will keep them there early, but will fade. San FranciSCO-Young staff not quite ready. Wait. Atlanta- Just here to fill the card. by Jeff Reddick A.L. EAST Toronto has finally put all the ~gos aslde and, for the first time In three years, all the pieces fit together. Sorry Milwaukee fans that BreCrew cannot win from Ii hospital bed. If they can get healthy early they're legit. Look for Cleveland as a darkhorse. If they can put all the personnel moves Into a cohesive unit they may edge out everybody. Boston IS too worried about 'The days and nights of Margo Adams' to do anything. Detroit is becoming genatnch while Naw York will see themselves in the paper so much they'll believe thay'ra in first (but the ink is compliments of George Steinbrenner). If Baltimore were any worse the whole team would be sent down to the farm. A.L. WEST Oakland is about to start the dynasty of the 90's much like their empire of the early 70's. What more can you say about a team capable of hitting over 250 homers while holding opponents to two runs per game. Minnesota finally puts it together and the west suddenly isn't the other division. Too bad for them. texas is gaining and may only be a year away while the rest of the division is made up of pretenders who are all at least two or three years away from having any cases of pennant fever. N.L. EAST Start spreading the news - the Mets are unstoppable. The best starting rotation in the majors supported arguably by the best bullpen. With a staff lika this a triple A team could provide enough run support to carry them to a pennant. So cool off Daryl, you're not the whole team. Pittsburgh needs big years from everybody and the Mets to open a M'NS'H unit, but don't expect it this year. Montreal has just about enough ripe talent to start trading it off ala Gary Carter. If they do stand pat they're not far away, but not this Who will win where, k td ~~ t H according to the Par Sl e exper s 000 AL East AL West NL East NLWest Jon Hearron Milwaukee Oakland New York San Diego (Ranger Editor) Cincinnati Wayne Dannehl New York Oakland New York (Athletic Director) Cincinnati Bill Topp Boston Minnesota pittsburg (Basketball Writer) Cincinnati Gary Fritsch Toronto Minnesota New York (Baseball Captain) Cincinnati Kelly McKissick New York Oakland New York (News Editor) . New York Los Angeles Craig Simpkins Milwaukee Oakland (Business Manager) San Diego Brad Behling Mitwaukee Oakland Chicago (Advertising Manager) xear. 5t. Louis may do very well (It IS an odd year isn't tl) yeah sure. and Baltimore will win a hundred games. A starting rotalion of nobodies won't get to Tod "We are the" Worrell who will get a much needed year off and a lot of rest even if he doesn't need it. The Cubs keep getting more fans and this winter was no exception as they added many Texas Rangers fans to their support by sending Texas a Christmas present in Rafiel Palmeri<>. The Phillies need nine young Mike Schmidts and that ain't going to happen any time soon. N.L WEST San Diego has the right stuff this year. Thay plugged two big hoies by acquiring Jack Clark and Walt Terrel. lt's enough to win out here. Cincinnatti perenn~ al second place finishers will be there again, you can bet on that Pete. It's going to take Los ~ geles 'till August to forget '88 and move on to '89 and WII be too late even in this dIViSion. Houston has great pttching because of its huge park. but that isn't very good for the hitters. Move in the pasture a bit and show confidence in the staff if you've got a chance. San Francisco needs a new park if they're ever gOlOg to contend. Atlanta may start a new seoes of the At· lanta Murders only thiS time on the Baseball FIBld. The postseason will feature the matchup evarybody wanted last fall - New York and Oakland. This fall they will get n. With New York commq out on top because pitching wins the fall claSSIC and that's enough of an edge for the Mets pitchers who don't need many edges. Of course if Cleveland can .. - or MHo. waukee mlqhl... etc ... etc, Pack of Lies. When~u party remember to.., Ix.il 1,'11 ~n.did.UIOU'''''llJl"" ,,- . (J' 1Wl'e llJl,;urelei:out"":'.. ehe do Ita!dn u • First National's TYME Twice As Convenient Many Parkside students and faculty rely heavily upon TYME machines for their basic banking needs, The First National Bank of Kenosha makes that more convenient because it has two TYME machines only minutes from Parl<side, • SOmers Branch 1350-22nd Avenue • North Branch 30th Avenue and Washington Road In all. the First National Bank has seven locations in Kenosha County. Let us serve you in all of your banking needs. ~ FIRST NATIONAL BANK W of Kenosha Other LocatiollS: _...- OOwlrtOWR K-aa. AI.tto 8atlll; 50lrUl an.tl IkWldl SSZZIttlA". SSOI1tt1A". ""IOtII"- MOO...... _..... F.D.I.C. _..- c:or- oi' 1tWf. .._10 Ranger baseball splits in home opener- ..... by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside's men's baseball squad opened up their horne schedule last Saturday, splitting a twin bill with Indiana-Purdue University of Indianpolls. In the opener, Parkside jumped out to an early 3-1 advantage with Armand Bonoflgllo hitting his first homerun of the year In the 1st and Ron Wilke driving In a run In the two.run second. Starter Dennis Oakley made the lead stand until the fourth, when the Metro's Tony Long hit a bases loaded single off Oakley'S glove to tie the score at 3-3. Coach Red Oberbrunner went to his bullpen and brought In Dan Langendorf, who escaped the fourth with no further dama~e. In the fifth, however, I.U.P.U.I. reached Langendorf for two more runs, keyed by Bob Limbaugh's double. The Metros weren't finished there, as they knocked Langendorf out of the box in the sixth by scoring five times. Chris Assmusen relieved him and didn't fare much better as he was greeted by an RBI double and a two-run nomerun in the eight-run sixth to lock the game for the Metros. The Ranger offense, on the other hand, was shut out from the second inning on, reachIng base only four times In the final innings. Langerdorf suffered the loss. his first of the season as Parkside dropped their fourth straight of the young season. In game two. the Ranger hitters came out flying, scoring seven times in the openIng inning. Doug Londo's tworun double and Don Keller's three-run double were the big blows as eleven Rangers stepped to the plate In the Innln!l'~_ The Metros chipped away at the lead with a run In the second and two in the third before Parkside scored again In the fourth with a single tally, but were unable to put the Metros away as they stranded the bases loaded In the inning. \ Again, I.U.P.U.I. chipped .away against Ranger starter steve Leonard with single runs In the fourth and fifth to pull within 8-5. Finally, the Rangers carne with the knockout punch, this time scoring four runs in toe sixth as Gauthier doubied horne Bonoflgllo with - his fourth hit of the contest to pump the Ranger lead back to 12-5. Darkness cut the game to only six innings as Leonard went the distance for the win, .his first of the year. On the t()ffensive slate, Gauthier was .a perfect four for four with :two runs scored and an RBI. Doug Londo and Keller each were two for two as Keller :!knocked in four and Londo 1knocked In two and scored a ]pair, as the Rangers scored 112times, their highest output fOfthe season. Parkside, now '2-5, will next take on UW- .Madison on Tuesday in Madi- .son, Indiana's record stood at .7-17after the split. Loss of Fritsch hasjumb line-up (Pric~ adds largest of jewels to his crown Special to the Ranger The Parkside wrestling team ended the season on a very successful note this year I as Ted Price became the seventh ever Ranger to win a national championship. He accomplished this at the NCAA II Nationals held at California State University of Pennsylvania. Wrestling In the 167lb. class, Price had to defeat tour wrestlers to win the title. His first win was an 8·2 triumph over Rich Wright of Ashland College. Next, Price won by Injury default when Indianapolis University's Chris Pughese dropped out while trailing 11-3. In the semi finals, Price was pushed In his tightest match of the meet, defeating Dave Yahner of Pitt-Johnstown In overtime, 5-1. Ted rallied from a' 1-Qdeficit with just 20 seconds ~.. remainlng in the overtime with a reversal and a near fall to put h1rn In the finals. Brad Morris of Ferris State was Price's final opponent of the tournament. The two had met on two previous occaslons, with Morris winning last. year and Price wlnnlng earlier this year. Price won Ted Price a season of success the rubber match with a 5·4 victory which he controlled from wire to wire. The victory gave Price a season mark of 47-4. the most wins by any NCAA wrestler In the country. The national championship was the first for Parkside ..since Bob Gruner did It In 1979 at 158 lbs. In the NAIA. Since then, 33 Rangers have earned AllAmerican honors, but none have reached the top of the award stand as Price did. Price's win qualified him to compete In the NCAA I National Championships In Oklahoma City. Amateur Wrestling News had Price ranked number 11 in the nation coming into the tournament. In his opener, Ted defeated Mark Perkins, the New England League Champion from New Hampshire, by a 5-2 margin. Price then carne up against John Hefferman from the perennial powerhouse Iowa University. Hefferman a two-time All American wa~ the third ranked wrestl~r at , 167lbs. In one of the most exciting matches of the tournamen~, Price lost In overtime by a 2-1 score after tying In regulation 4·4. Fresno State's Dan Nlehbur eliminated Price from the tournament with a 10-2 win In a consolation match.' One other Parkside wrestier, Scott Stephenson, earned All American -honors, as he competed In the NAIA Cham plonshlps In, JamestownNorth Dakota. Stephenso~ placed seventh, going 4-2 In the tourney. His losses were See All-Americans, page 10 THE WEEK AHEA Men's Baseball: TODAY at UI-Chicago Circle Aprl 8th HOME vs. M.S.O.E--NOON Apr. 11th HOME vs. Carthage College--1:00 Women's Softball: Apr. 8th HOME vs. DePaul U.--NOON Aprl10th at UW-Green Bay--5:00 P.M. Apr. 11th HOME ~s. UI-Chicago--3:00 P Men's Tennis: Apr. 10th HOME vs. UW-Milwaukee--3:00R Apr. 11th HOME vs. Concordia--3:00 p, Men & Women's Track: Apr. 8th PAHKSIDE OPEN--NOON Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 25, April 6, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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