2 10 28 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/36788d31ced822988455fb90dfdc1ac6.pdf f5ea4a45da5820323ab6f8e2de037237 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Come together for the 20th Anniversary Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. Sept. 29. flHJ ~ (UJ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ u)'f ®) [p W~ ~~(Q) ~ ~ ~ [NJo[p) ffi\[R1~~CI~ [Q)=D=~==V=O=I.=X=V=II.=N=O:::J. 4 Come together for 20th anniversary by Kelly McKissick News Editor TIte chalices are good that of us weren't around =- parkstde was' built or \lit Beaties were recording IIIe!r top hits. Now we all bave a chalice to take part in !he celebrationof the 20th an- niVersary of Parkside iIIIOUg h Homecoming 1988. ilcomeTogether. .. -, Fesllvltlesand competition take place throughout the aomeeomlng celebrations \1IIII'Sday,Oct. 6 through Sat- 1IIdaY, Oct. 8. The theme, ''Qlme Together ... Herne- eomtng '88" was developed to lilIP-lie it in to the 20th anni- lIrlI\rY of the University. '!lie Homecoming. Commit- 1M, beaded by Brian ChIke, lis been meeting since last _ to give students a weekend they'll never forget. PreparatIonsfor Homecom- II( weekend take place ~t the week, Oct. 3-7. :~jJpportunities for this E ecomin g KIng and ~ Monday, Oct. 3- , Oct. 5. The vot- .. booths, located in the llo1IRaro concourse, will be aeI1Ing tickets to the Home- lOIIIlng dinner and dance' and '~ Together" t-shirts. Vote for your favorite candi- ilatea,grab your tickets now 80d buy a souvenir of a m.emorable Homecoming. Dmner and dance tickets cost $7 and tickets for the dance only cost $3. The Homecoming Games start things off on Thursday. 4-9 p.m. Clubs, organizations and individuals are encour- aged to make teams ot four to eight members to compete in four events. Forms for teams can be picked up in Union 209 until noon on Tuesday, Oct. 4. There must be two men and two women competing in each event for every team. . Dive right Into the action with the first event, the Tug of War, held at 4 p.m, behind. the Phy Ed building. If one team has more members than an opposing team, they will be asked to cut their UIt'~I'/\Hl\~lDE numbers to make an even 20"fllllt'':,\lIl'1:HSJ'lm' match. Don't worry. the mud CfLLH/VITlOl\! pit between the teams wllI be '- ~_--_...:::==:..:.:.:..:.:.:- _:..._J thick to make winning very sweet. Here's mud in your eye! . Get your team cleaned off quickly because the Ball Toss Is at 5 p.m. behind the Phy Ed building. T~am players must toss a football, baseball, ping-pong ball and a shot put to accumulate. the highest total yardage. Sounds easy, right? Guess again! '. The track relay race at 6 p.m. remains a mystery to all. ehike, who is in charge of the games, said, "This relay were funny I tune your ears to the words of Joe Mariotti, the comedian who will perform at 9 p.m. He'll tickle your funny bone for an hour before lead- ing you all out to the Housing "pit" for a bonfire sponsored by the Parkside Alumni (10 p.m.). After the fire dies down or you all start freezing to death (whichever comes first) there will an opportunity to experi- ence one of cinema's finest works, "Head," starring the one and only Monkees. Save your seats from the corona- tion ceremonies and the co- median because you'll be right back in the Union Square for the movie. Getting a littie tired? Come on, there's even free popcorn! You can sleep in on Satur- day morning, but bundle up and make sure you're at the Parkside soccer field by noon. You won't want to miss the Faculty/Staff vs. Junior Varsity soccer game. At 1 p.m. the UW·Parkside VB. McKendree soccer game will take place. The Parkslde soccer team alumni wtll have a food booth set up at the games, so grab a hot dog and some hot cholo- cate to root your team on to victory! Don't worry about getting See Homecoming, page 6 HOMECOMING 1988 OCT 6-8 race with a different version of the common baton ex- change -ts sure to make this event one worth remember- ing. We'll keep you guessing on this one." This event will be held on the track around the soccer field. The Homecoming Games will wind down with a bowl- ing tournament at 7 p.m. in the Rec Center. This game may not be the easiest for all, but it wlll probably be the cleanest. The team with the highest rour-game total takes help with sponsoring this event. Make sure you're back In the Union Square on Friday night. Coronation ceremonies for the Homecoming KIng and Queen you voted for begin at 8 p.m. Last year's Homecoming King, Jim Voss, and Queen, Jenny Bitiner, wllI be there to help crown their successors. The night is far from over after the regal event. If you .thought the Homecoming King and Queen contestants wasteful? United worthwhile it is council, or dominated fields of study • adoption and ratification of the Wisconsin Civil Rights Act • the condemnation and erad- ication of all forms of racism and cultural insensitivity • implementation of a "De- sign for Diversity" program, to meet the educational needs of minority and/or disadvan- taged students. UC has also recentiy ac- quired a computer system that will allow direct access to state government officials, bypassing the postal and tele- phone services. PSGA does own the equipment needed to hook into this system. by Amy Pettit Students will soon have the :!,~ty to decide whether lil •... vement in United Coun- (UC) is worth the more ~ $5,500Parkside contrtb- .... each year to belong to ::..alate lobbying organiza- Areferendum question ask- ~atudents if they would like ...CO!lUnue to be involved in 'v WlI1be included in the Parkslde Student Govern. ~t (PSGA) elections Octo- .... 19and 20. This referen- ts run every two years. with the other mern- UIliversities, Parkside utes 50 cents per stu- per semester to UC, de g from segregated fees d In tuition costs. faIl enrollment at , the dues paid to UC $2,576.50. During the er , enrollment was and DC collected .Bo. Last spring, UC col. t $2,227.50on an enroll- ts of 4,455. The total for $5,526.50. e stUdents question the Inside.•• page 6·7 "Come Together", Parkslde's 20th annlversry homecoming page8 Life after Parkslde page 9 Classlfleds page 11 Counselor's Corner The hierarchy of United Council value of UC's services against the money they re- ceive, while others feel that . UC is an effective way to lobby state legislators. Last weekend (Sept. 23-24), UC established its platform for the 1988-89year. According to their plat· form,. UC plans to lobby for: • a tuition cap of 33 percent of the cost of instruction (in the UW system) • increased state and federal aid to students • a legal drinking age of 19 • greater student involV~~ent in administrative deClslOns throughout the UW system • equality for women in male· . 2 Thursday. Sept. 29. 1988 Ranger lour view A question of value... United Council is an entity the likes of no other In the state. They speak on your behalf. Let me ask you a quee- non: what Is United Councll? It would not be surprising to find that few Parkside stu- dents are aware of what V.C. Is. Regardless of whether you are familiar with the term United Council or not. you are paying for It. Fifty cents per student per semester is paid to United Council as a mandatory refundable "mem- bership" fee. Thts does not Include the additional ex- penses of sending seven PSGA representatives to U.C. meetings In state vehicles, hotel accommodations and mlscellaneous costs each month. United Council is an organization whose membership conaists of student bodies throughout the University of Wisconsin System' that chose to belong. that lobbies the atate legislature and the Board of Regents on issues and concerns facing students (e.g., drinking age; tuition cap and system pollcies). The next question to be asked Is what has United Ooun- cll done for you. the Parkside student. Basically. not a thing. The recent successes of United Council (e.g, add- /drop. academic misconduct chapter 14) can only be at- tributed to good luck. not good lobbying. Its failures (e.g. tuition cap, 19-year-old drlnk1ng age. and non-traditional tinanc1al aid) show a series of miscalculations and blun- ders. On the other hand, the most prevalent activity of United Council Is the careful ptannlng of the fights between mem- ber campuses. On the occasions that we have accompa- nied the PSGA delegation to U.C. meetings, we have seen nothing but unpolished polltlcklng. By no means are we trying to say that there Is no need for an organization the likes of U.C. to safeguard student rights. We belleve that this representative body, to which we are paying large sums of money t is not adequately serving Parkslde's needs or interests. Is the service worth the price tag? You, the students, are going to have the opportunity to voice your op1n1onon Parkside's membership with United Council Oct. 19 and 20. by John Kehoe and Jon Hearron YMFARIIDI By GARY LARSON I IL.::..YO_U_P _vi_ew_s__ ----:~~_____:_--l On the opposite end of the wire To the Editor: It Is past tlme to set the re- cord straight on what has happened In reference to WLBR, the student radio sta- tlon at Parkslde. I can personally attest to the fact that the 1987-88idea for the station originated with Station Manager Dan Per. rault. He chose this pursuit as an Internship project. He, to- gether with an outstanding Radio Production Committee. worked to promote, organize and operate the station by June. 1988. I know Dan Per. rault and I know of the many hours of labor put Into this project. Not only did he con- tribute labor. but enthusiasm. organizational skills and his own capital. I can provide names, titles and phone num- bers of people who can' vertt- fy how Dan lald his time and money on the line for WLBR. He used his own vehicle to transport the needed equip- ment from Burlington. Mil- EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ...•....................... Editor..Jn-Chief Amy Pettit ,Managing Editor Kefty McKissick News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor KeYin Zirl"ilbsch Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Oejno Asst. Photo Edttor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins ' Circulation Manager John M~uter Distribution Manager CurtShtr~ Business Manager GENERAL STAFF Oa~id Boyd. Sheita Bugalecki. Ruben Carbajal Dan Chl8.P8tta.Tim~. David Oebish. Tricia Ebner lynd~y Knof:tlt, George.Koenig. Mark Hall. Abu • Ha~n, David Heller, JIll Janovicz. Michelle Van Konmgsvek1, Sharo~ Krause. He~r Malzahn, Ken McCray. Karen McKISSIck.~l:dloe MuraWSki. CarUse Newman, Ge:orge ~lson, MIke PIC8ZO. Scott Singer Rob Twardy, OaOlel Vallln. ' waukee and Kenosha. He put up his own money for items when approval was slow In coming. During the summer, while many vacationed In various parts of the country. he and the committee worked tire- lessly to produce a solid con- stitution and set of policies and procedures, based on re- search accomplished by con- tactlng several schools and stations. The PSGA President called three Council meetings duro Ing the summer vacation pe- riod. (How can any valid school business be decided during a term break. when Council members and others are not In school or are on vacation?) These meetings should be declared null and void, because they were not publicized properly and not attended by a majortty of representatives. The PSGA President fur- ther claims In his letter to the Ranger (Sept. 15), thai credit for the radio statlon belongs to Alex Pettit. Even Alex doesn't claim that dlslinction. I refer Mr. Lewandowski to the March 24. 1988 issue of the Ranger, where on page 3, Alex Is Interviewed about his year in office. Question one and its answer contradict Jay's contention: Question: ,"What was your grea ted accomplishment In office?" Answer: "Probably the radio station, although that wasn't my personal accom· plishment. ... I'd have to point to that as the besi thing for the students and the uni· versity .,;" It's time for the PSGA lesd· ership to abandon their jeal· ous, arrogant attitude and work with the WLBR commit· tee for "the students andthe university" as Alex believed. And let's accord credit where It is definitely due! P.A.M.Mon< Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Minority rally heightens campus awareness Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Minority rally heightens campus awareness by Kelly McKissick News Editor "How many students have to pass through the system before we have something in place to address and deal with these problems? We felt the time to move was now," Jay Lewandowski, PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) president said at a rally for Minority Issues on Wednesday, April 27. PSGA recently formed the Minority Action Council in response to the distribution of racis't literature on the UWMilwaukee and Marquette campuses, racists actions on other campuses in Wisconsin, the response of Parkside minority students to a recent survey and UW System President Kenneth Shaw's proposal, "Design for Diversity," according to a press release. The Council's purpose, as defined in the PSGA Senate Bill, is "to formulate, set and monitor the effectiveness of all policies pertaining to minority students attending the University of Wisconsin-Parkside." Over 100 students attended the rally to listen to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, Assistant Chancellor of Student Affairs G. Gary Grace, United Council Minority Affairs Director Don Parker, PSGA President Jay Lewandowski and Special Programs Coordinator Jesse Hargrove speak about minority issues. Parker spoke first, opening "That I have black skin should not be my qualification for obtaiing an education that I deserve." -Don Parker with " I think the theme or topic we can address at this rally is that it's bringing awareness to the issue (of minority needs and discrimination) before an incident like what happened at UW-M.il- A strong, final reminder: be careful at The End. Don Blazavier, who donated signs, assists Hall Council President George Koenig in hanging the reminders at the housing exits. waukee, Marquette or UWMadison precipitates and grows and becomes ugly." He was referring to the distribution of racist materials at these campuses. He explained that racism is "a problem that is growing, is very serious in nature, and affects every one of us. I believe through education and working together we can stop segregating ourselves." Parker stressed the issue of minority education, saying that it has been an issue that has been addressed in the UWsystem over the past ten years through a variety of groups, reports, proposals and plans, "yet the number of minorities entering the UW system has remained the same over the past couple of years in relationship to the total student population." He feels that the real problem is in minority retention. "For instance, at the UW-Milwaukee campus, eight out of every ten students are not going to graduate in the fouryear undergraduate track. That seems to suggest that the problem of minority recruitment and retention is a very important issue." He mentioned a cartoon printed in the UW-Eau Claire student newspaper, in which two white students were covering themselves with a black substance and saying that they could now get free tuition because they were black. "I think that any normal- thinking person would know that it would be an economic waste to throw money at a person who is not going to be able to achieve or obtain an education that's going to benefit them and society as a whole," he said. "We need to take into account that there are certain social and economical barriers that keep the minority students in the subclass as they are classified. Those barriers are what keep the minorities away from the educational opportunities that the other students have," Parker commented. He feels that a mechanism needs to built up that will "bring all students up to the same level." Chancellor Kaplan stated that measures have been taken by Parkside "to do a substantially better job of serving minority students" during her past 16 months as Chancellor. She said that scholarships have been an issue as well, although, "there is never enough money." Kaplan explained that during the past year, Parkside has been or- Don Parker, United Council Minority Affairs the gathering at the rally for Minority Issues 27. ganizing to do some major private fundraising to aid scholarships. "We have established the raising of funds for minority student scholarships as one of the priorities of that fundraising campaign," she said. "Aside from saying that this is a cultural imperative and a political imperative, it is also an imperitive for this institution because we live or die with the cities of Kenosha and Racine," she said. April an investment in the students' futures. He does not believe in Utopia, where everything is perfect, but he does believe "that we can reach a point where we can at least start to look at people based on the merits of the individual character. That I have black skin shdlild not be my qualification for obtaining an education that I deserve if I work as hard as everyone else." Kaplan explained that these communities are undergoing major changes in their demographic makeup, and "this institution is going to have to learn how to relate to and how to educate the minorities, who are going to the majority in the population of Racine and Kenosha in the next fifteen to twenty years." Hargrove feels that minority education "is at a point where we need to identify key personnel who can advance the educational opportunity message. They fall into two categories: role models and champions." He explained that role models and champions are trying to relate a message of hope, shared commitment, the advancement of educational opportunity, and Grace addressed the crowd by comparing Parkside to the other institutions where he has worked. "This is the first place I've ever worked where the chief executive is committed to making some progress. These are people at the top who are willing to be counted and who will take some leadership to get things changed," he said. Hargrove complimented the audience at the rally and PSGA. "You sponsored this rally because you believed and cared to invest your energy in a problem concerning minorities. It is said that involved students make stronger alliances, stronger citizens and stronger government. You are making a difference here today." Inside Chancellor's reflection page 3 New SOC leader HOG Bowl page 5 As Doc saw it page 9 Classifieds page 10 Sports wraps page 17 Farewells UWP RANGER" Ranger writers never die... by Robb Luehr Six years. Yes, it seems like forever, but it's been only six years. Contrary to heresay, the builders of this school did not see me and my brother standing in a field and build the school around us. But, sadly yes, the rumor concerning my impending graduation from this university is true. It's been 13 years since the last time I wore a cap and gown-when I got out of high school (yes, I'm that old)-and I have mixed feelings now that Pm leaving the hallowed halls of old PU in that same get-up. It's difficult to find a lot of good things to say about Parkside, but there's more than you think. In my remembrances, I'll try not to get sentimental, but if I do, hey, so it goes. First of all, I have to thank my brother (who's been here a semester longer than me) for introducing me to the Ranger lo those six years ago, and for getting me on the road to a degree by suggesting English as a major. Thanks to the late Ken Meyer, who gave me my first paid Ranger position, as Sports Editor (which I lost in three weeks). Also thanks to all the editors and sports editors since then who have put up with all my quirks (ahem). Thanks also to the Parkside athletic department and coaches for keeping the stories coming. Another thank you goes to the professors of the English department, who put up the various late papers, poems and assignments. I especially have to thank Prof. Kummings for keeping his sanity, because I had at least six classes with him, and I'm sure I drove him crazy some- .times. Outside of Ranger and writing, I have to acknowledge (grudgingly) Nick Thome for corrupting me in Dart Team. I was part of the Team in it's glory days, and I know I'm not the same person I was before that. And finally, I wish to thank the University itself for somehow keeping my interest piqued for the past six years. I'm going to miss the daily grind of classes, the 10 to 20 page papers, buying textbooks, the clog in Molinaro in the morning, Ranger deadlines, Union Square, the Rec Center, bad jukebox music and the daily walk down the concourse. I'm going to miss this place. They just say thanks and so long by Rick Luehr Forgive me if this thing gets a little sentimental. I figure, since this is the last thing I'll ever write for Ranger, I can get away with it just once. When I first came to the Ranger office six and a half years ago, I felt like I was entering a room full of strangers. By the time I left, it was a room full of friends. And it's been that way ever since. Being on the staff has made me really feel like I belong, and it also gave me a sense that I was doing something really important. I would really like to thank everyone who has made an impression on me over my years here. I'd like to mention them all by name, but that would take the whole issue. First of all, I want to thank the Ranger staffs of the "HOW TO BECOME AN ELDER S TATESMAN? OH, YOU TWO SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM." Letters to the Editor Emphasis on research questioned past, all the people who gave me my first chance and always encouraged me. Of course, I have to thank the staff this year. All of you have really been good friends, as well as one hell of a great staff. So Jenny, Jon, Terri, Pook and Mooch, Randy, Amy (still the hottest news babe in the business), and everyone else; I love you and I'm really going to miss all of you. I can't end this thing without acknowledging everyone else on campus who have meant a lot to me over the years. To all the members of Alpha Psi Omega, and to all the rest of the faculty, students and staff, past and present, who have made these the best six and half years of my life: Thank you all so much. I'm really going to miss this place. To the Editor: My experiences with two professors situated in two different academic divisions at Parkside require comment. I would like to know why the university is terminating the employment of someone in the science division who is perhaps the best lecturer in his department. People I have talked to agree with me that he is, over all, one of the best, if not the best, teachers of the subject Parkside could hope to find. He has, in addition, made major efforts to coordinate club activities and, in general, increased interest in the field, at a time when enrollment in the program has been declining. The reason given for denial of tenure is the old familiar one: not enough research. Second, I would like to know the university's reasons for tolerating another professor, located in a social science discipline. This professor, who is well known beyond this campus, fills his lecture time with one-sided polemics about political ideas he doesn't like, talks mainly about those few parts of his subject he has done research in, and, in fact, doesn't even teach. I am told he has fewer students in his survey classes than any other professor in the discipline. In addition, this semester he has missed class time equivalent to two full weeks in order to attend conferences and meetings, yet he demands standards from his students equal to those of graduate school. Why, I would like to know, does the university fire the first professor and keep the second? Apparently it's the old "publish or perish" syndrome again: do mostly research and forget about teaching or risk getting axed. People have complained about this situation. They have complained to department heads, to other professors, and to members of the administration. Predictably nothing has been done. Obviously, with regard to these and similiar situations, nothing will ever be done. No wonder Parkside is losiSf lit If this institution eally wants to educate peotll' W!U have t0 recognize the contributions of those here who have actually assisted it in the accomplishment of its mission, not those who spend their time writing books. At Parkside. in the battle between teaching and research, it is obvious which has won out. Sincerely, Dennis Wheeler To the Editor: The Parkside Student Government Association would like to thank the faculty, staff, and students for attending the minority awareness rally which took place on Wednesday, April 27. We feel that the attendance at the rally gave support to the need for the minority actions council. We would also like to thank all the guest speakers for their invaluable time and support for the rally. Their participation was greatly appreciated. Ross Pettit PSGA Vice-President John Acklam Director of Public Relations for PSGA Editorial Staff Jenny Carr Editor Kelly McKissick News Editor Amy H. Ritter News Editor Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Business Staff Randy LeCount Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor John Kehoe Asst. Photo Editor Robb Luehr Copy Editor General Staff Jon Hearron Business Manager Steven R. Picazo Operations Manager Ken Aehl, Jason Caspers, Dan Chiapetta, Denise Furuglyas, Peter Hansen, George Koenia, Jeff Lemmermann. Christina Lojeski. Rick Luehr, Jim Maastricht, Dawn Mailand, Doc Maltory, John Marter. Ken McCray, Doug McEvoy, Laura Pestka, Maria Rintz, Bobbi Jo Slater. Wendy Sorenson. cy and content "if is published ew^ThnlcH^'Harkside'who are sole|y responsible for its editorial p( days. P S"ed every Thursday dunn9 the academic year exce pt over b reaks and he letters mus/be sfgnedWwith6a3feleolfnnp"numhh6^ a,re.typed' double-spaced and 350 words or less, held upon request ' number included for verification purposes. Names will be wi fR^ger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- • Say. f°r a",etterSl and classi,ied ad*- 's Monday at 10 a.m. for publication nosh^V^|S5314in^le^<honeb4"f4/553^287>VFfrt ^>ar'<s'cle' Box 2000' Ke" jng) eiepnone 414/553 -2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- Hrmb*' of th* assocoreo cpu eoate MtfMI IP Student twists knee Chancellor reflects on year waits in the rain by Doug McEvoy On March 29, Parkside student Jorie Hamsing was entering the campus from the Comm Arts building parking lot when she stepped in a hole in the walk caused by a missing brick. Three bricks surrounding the missing brick were loose. Hamsing twisted her knee causing severe cartilage and tendon damage. Hamsing lay on the ground in the rain for 25 minutes unable to move. Though many passers-by said they would call for help, all failed to do so. "I had one guy ask me if I was part of a demonstration!" recalled Hamsing. "I told him that my umbrella had blown away, my books were God knows where, and my glasses had flown off of my face. I was sitting in a puddle and couldn't move, but other than that I was part of a demonstration. He said he would get help but never did." Approximately twenty minutes after her fall, two men approached her and told by Amy H. Ritter News Editor Without mentioning Parkside specifically, the new Kenosha mayor, Pat Moran, has expressed the intent to annex land surrounding Kenosha during his term in office. Moran made these comments during his inaugural address on Tuesday, April 20. "I totally believe in the good neighbor policy with the townships of Pleasant Prairie and Somers," he said. "I pledge to them that I will respect their concerns and also realize the need to work to-, gether for the economic growth and well-being of the Kenosha area. "However," he asserted, "the townships must realize that the city must be allowed to grow. I would expect the townships to honor the 1970's and 1980's sewer and water agreements that provide for economic growth and annexation opportunities for the city of Kenosha. The city cannot be landlocked." Moran said that one of his first objectives is to meet with leaders of the townships to formalize these agreements. In a previous interview with the Ranger, Moran said he would make no move toward annexing Parkside until a "win-win" situation was found, whereby the city, the university and the town of Somers would gain from the action. Moran's inaugural address focused on his plans to abide by the wishes of Kenosha citizens as expressed during the her they were athletic trainers and could help. "They tried to take me into the building out of the rain," explained Hamsing. "But as soon as they lifted me, I turned white and began to feel nauseous. They said I was going into shock." The two men left her there and called Campus Security for help. Upon arriving at the scene, Campus Security called the Somers Rescue Squad who took Hamsing to St. Catherine's Hospital for treatment. Hamsing was on crutches for a few weeks. Campus Security gave her a two week disabled parking permit which did not cover the full time she was on crutches. The hole in the walk, according to Hamsing, is still not repaired appropriately. She reports that a brick that does not fit was placed in the hole and packed with wet sand. The surrounding bricks remain loose and the replacements sticks up. In addition, Hamsing reports, one of her professors recently tripped on the replacement. Mayor Pat Moran Focus 2000 p roject. This project collected opinions on what needs to be changed in Kenosha, through neighborhood meetings, a telephone hotline, and other means. "Kenosha, over the next few years, will be faced with one of the greatest challenges in its history," Moran said. "This .imperative need has been outlined by our fellow citizens. "They have conveyed that we must ... diversify our economy, ... develop our lakefront, ... and enhance our image." To achieve economic diversification, Moran said he plans to target the city's efforts to attract new indusby Amy H. Ritter News Editor Chancellor Sheila Kaplan views her second year at Parkside as a positive experience, although not without blemish. During her first year, she explained, Kaplan focused on understanding and recognition of Parkside's needs. Through personnel she has appointed, this year she is beginning to see operations being built. "We meet all our goals here," she joked. However, in addition to reaching goals that were planned, Kaplan's responsibilities have included responding to unexpected situations. The Chrysler pull-out was an event that had not been expected nor planned for. Kaplan said this is a sad matter of course for the community, for those who will lose jobs, but she is pleased with Parkside's response to the crisis. While she realizes that Gateway Technical College carries the responsibility of re-training displaced workers, Parkside has played a role in the community's reactries. "I feel that the Focus 2000 effort initiated by this Council should be the city's blueprint for change," he said. "Last week at the Focus meeting, 50 percent of the respondents felt that there had not been any progress in addressing our three major objectives." To move forward to meet these goals, Moran stated his tion as well. Up to ten faculty members have become involved with Kenosha County committees to offer their expertise. "The University has done excellent work in providing intellectual support for the community," Kaplan said. Increasing enrollment and retention are goals that Kaplan set for this year. Although she will not see the results until September, the prospects look good. Applications are up 40 percent, and preliminary retention figures seem to be heading in the right direction, she said. Other successes are the completion of the search for a Dean of Business, improvement of the computer center, increased services for minorities (through the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement), and several projects in academic areas. The UW System mandate for a new Mission Statement reinforced the plans Kaplan said she had already made to rewrite the statement. intention to set up a City Focus Commission. Aldermen and citizens will hold seats on the commission, which will evaluate the city's progress, establish goals, conduct public hearings, and report to the Council on the progress of the Focus 2000 effort. "Our time has come." the mayor concluded, "and I am proud to be a Kenoshan." Released earlier this year, the statement is the first revision since 1973. "It's been a very positive year in terms of fundraising," Kaplan added, citing an increase of 289 percent. Kaplan explained that the outcome of many projects will not be seen for several years, but the direction they are heading seems right. The tragic death of Dan Hall created another situation that required administration response. Kaplan said tht campus security will be given greater freedom to enforce stricter alcohol policies. "We will not tolerate alcohol abuse here," she said. Hall's death, although a great tragedy, has caused increased awareness of alcoholrelated problems. "From all tragedies, sometimes good things can come," Kaplan said. Total Service for U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee New Kenosha mayor hints at annexation 4 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger Polheber plans "something big" for SOC during presidency by Steven R. Picazo and Kelly McKisslck Kevin Polheber admits that he hasn't had much leadership experience with SOC (Student Organizations Council), but is more than ready to jump with both feet into his new title of SOC President. At the SOC meeting on April 18, Polheber was elected President, Wanda Leiting became Vice-President, and Lisa Donais retained her position as secretary. Polheber is a senior majoring in psychology, and represented the Psi Chi Psychology Club in SOC for the past year. He had passing fancies about becoming president, but his thoughts only turned serious after the nominations were announced. "I had my reservations at first," he said, but once he was nominated, "I realized that if'I was going to be in the race that I should try to win it and do what I could to help SOC. "It sounded appealing to me because I always wanted to become more active and involved in the things that are going on at the University. I also think that the clubs are an important part of campus life," he said. Polheber explained that he ha^ really not had a chance to get in contact with some of the administrators on campus to get their views on SOC, but said that he received some Kevin Polheber advice from SOC's advisor, Diane Welsh. "She told me that I could do a lot with SOC to make it into something big, or I could do just enough to get by. I want to make it into something big," Polheber commented. According to the SOC Constitution, Polheber is supposed to run Monday's meeting, but past SOC President Marie Bayer requested that she be allowed to run it to say her good-byes to the clubs. He said that Bayer expressed to him that she would like to see the SOC clubs become more "SUMMER SCHOOL" STUDENTS BEAT THE HEAT! Summer Housing is now available for the 8-week summer session in the UW-Parkside Residence Hall. Modern, convenient, airconditioned, apartment style assignments are available. Limited Space is Available! Act Fast! For more information call: 553-2320 or stop by the Housing office #4C unified. "I concur with that, and will try to get it more recognized and involved on campus. It is major status organization. I know that here are some clubs that are starting to form, and I'll help them out with whatever they need to get started," he said. Polheber feels that a number of SOC clubs will be very helpful to him over the next year, including Pi Upsilon Beta, Sociology Club and Student Wisconsin Educators Association (SWEA). He explained that members of these clubs have already approached him with ideas for next year. "I'm really excited about this, and winning the election was a real rewarding experience in itself," he said. "I plan to do as much as I can to get SOC recognized and off to a roaring start next year." Dr. Curtis participates in arms control Dr. Willie Curtis, assistant professor of political science at Parkside, is one of 35 college instructors invited to participate in a two week seminar on Nuclear Weapons and Arms Control at Harvard University this summer. The seminar, sponsored jointly by Harvard and the Center for International Studies at MIT, will include discussions of such topics as arms control theories, ethical issues in the nuclear age, and nuclear weapons testing limits. Curtis, currently on leave at the University of Delaware, will be offering a summer course at Parkside on World Politics and a new course this fall, entitled "Force, Diplomacy, and World Order." Annual student art show presented The Parkside Art Department will present their 1988 Senior Art Exhibition with two different shows in the Communication Arts Gallery. The first show will be exhibited from Monday, May 2 through Thursday, May 5 and includes student work from Susan Schuder, Kathleen Trentadue, Robert Krause, and Michele Zimmerman. The opening reception will be held on Monday, May 2 from 7-9 p.m. The second show will be exhibited from Sunday, May 8 through Thursday, May 12, with a special showing on graduation day, Sunday, May 15 from 3:30-5 p.m. The second show's participants are Scott Ludwig, Dan McKelvie, Jerril Grover, and Laurel Wise. The opening reception will be held on Sunday, May 8 from 5-7 p.m. Gallery hours are Monday- Thursday 1-6 p.m., Wednesday- Thursday 7-9 p.m. The reception is free and open to the public. photo by Oave McEvoy WLBR postpones start by Doug McEvoy Parkside's radio station WLBR should begin broadcast within the next few weeks. Originally slated to begin broadcast on April 22, the station ran into delays in processing paperwork. M U S I C M O V I E S M O R E Your Summer Music Headquarters Rock, Jazz, New Age, Rap LP, Cass., Compact Discs, and T-Shirts Now Also Featuring Ticketron MAINSTREAM-RACINE 422 Main Street 632-8052 "We just sent all the paperwork through the Purchasing Department," explained station manager and committee chair Dan Perrault. "We weren't informed, and our president and vice-president (of PSGA) were not aware that we had to go through the purchasing department." At present, hopes are that the Purchasing Department will approve the plan to buy the equipment necessary. If so, the equipment should be available within a week and the set should be completed within the next few weeks. The majority of the equipment needed will be purchased from WBSD, Burlington High School's radio station. The entire package, including turntables, cassette machines, a reel to reel machine, a cart machine. 500 carts, and various other equipment, will run approximately $1,200. After installation costs and the remaining equipment is bought, the total cost should be about $1,400, which has already been allocated towards the project through the Segregated University Fee Allocation Committee (SUFAC). "We would like to get things underway as soon as possible." said Perrault. "If See Radio page 6 -News Briefs Cartoon causes furor EAU CLAIRE - A cartoon in the April 14 issue of the campus newspaper, the Spectator, has created a furor at UW-Eau Claire, reports the Eau Claire Leader Telegram. I he cartoon portrays two white students smearing themselves with black paint in a mocking attempt to participate in UW System President Kenneth Shaw's minority recruitment plan. Shaw's proposal would set aside 500 scholarships each year for minority and low-income white students who meet UW admission standards. In the cartoon, a student is painting himself black, drawing paint from a bucket bearing the labels "Minority In A Minute" and "E-Z 2-ition." The student is saying. "Who needs to work so hard to get a perfect GPA or money for tuition when ya have this stuff!" A second student also has painted himself black and is wearing a T-shirt with "Crosby Show" enblazoned across the chest. He is singing, "FREE TU-I-TION here we come..." Gerald Conner, an associate professor of journalism and the Spectator's faculty advisor, said he didn't see the cartoon until after the newspaper had been distributed. Upon seeing it, "I thought, 'My God, what is this?' " Conner said. "It's offensive." Racial confrontation in Madison MADISON - Madison police broke up a confrontation between black and white students at the Acacia fraternity house, on Langdon Street, Thursday night (April 14)--a clash provoked by a disruption of three UW-Madison classrooms last week, reports the Wisconsin State Journal. As a result of last week's disruption, one Acacia member at the University of Illinois was expelled from the fraternity and 15 others were suspended. Members of the Madison chapter apparently were not involved in the incidents on the Madison campus. The altercation at the Madison Acacia house began shortly before 11 p.m. When officers arrived, they found black and white students engaged in an argument outside the fraternity house. The fraternity's president told police that Acacia members were having a party when about 20 blacks entered the house in three different groups. According to police reports, they disrupted the party and made a variety of demands. Among the demands was that the fraternity apologize to all blacks on campus and identify the Illinois student who last Friday disrupted a UW class called "The African Storyteller" and set off stink bombs in an African language and literature class. Voc. school system in trouble Wisconsin's vocational-school system, long regarded as one of the nation's best, is beset by problems as it faces an uncertain future, reports the Wisconsin State Journal. The system, which has served millions of full-time and part-time students over 75 years, is confronted by legislative proposals for dramatic reorganization and the prospect of decreasing property-tax financing. Moreover, directors have been ousted in two of its districts, and in a third, an administrator resigned so his salary could be used to save other jobs. Some 440,000 people, or the equivalent of 58,340 full-time students, are being served this year at the system's 43 main and satellite campuses. Housing Olympic Games a hit Next Ranger Sept. 8 - Have a good summer! Ranger repents for sins In the April 21 edition of the Ranger, the information concerning the changes in the financial aid laws incorrectly stated that women can have their tuition payments deferred for six or twelve months. The words "tuition payments" should have been educational loan repayments which can be deferred. Tuition payments cannot be deferred. The Ranger repents for this error and regrets any confusion it may have caused. by Laura Pestka The second annual Housing Olympic Games, otherwise known as the HOG Bowl, was held Wednesday, April 27 through Friday, April 29, and was, by all accounts, a huge success. The games were kicked off Wednesday afternoon with an obstacle course held in the Union Bazaar. The event included sucking lemons and then blowing up balloons, drinking baby bottles filled with kool-aid, and then contestants had to wrap their hands with toilet paper and push a brick across the floor using only their noses. The Music Mania event was held Wednesday evening. This was a lip-sync contest that was won by Derek Brown and Mike Ferreira of House Three and Seven. Preceeding the marvelous Music Mania was the first half of the Family Feud game. The Feud was hosted by Rocky Dawson (otherwise known as Rocky Donovan), and the hostess was Vanna Black, alias Michelle Herrem. The games continued on Thursday, starting with a graffitti contest on the housing complex patio where teams drew their chalk masterpieces. House Two won the event with picture of a dragon. A wiffle-ball tournament that had originally been scheduled for Wednesday but The Hog Bowl wiffle ball game heated up as Kevin Smith took a mighty 9wing at George Koenig's speedbaH. was postponed until Thursday because of the weather. When it was played, the winner was House Five. Thursday evening brought a conclusion to Family Feud and the event was won by House Six. The events wound down with a picnic on Friday afternoon. The scent of brats wafting through the air drew students out into the sunshine. The overall winner of HOG Bowl was House Four. House Three came in second. Houses Two, Five, Six and Seven tied for third with House One coming in last. The HOG Bowl was the brainchild of Resident Assistant Rocky Donovan who started the event last year. This year's games were a super success with good representation from all the houses. HOG Bowl t-shirts were a hot item sold during the games. The event, now a housing tradition, will be held again next year. Thanks Jen! - The Ranger staff v-im RANGER IS NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING STAFF POSITIONS FOR THE 1988-89 ACADEMIC YEAR NEWS EDITOR FEATURE EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR COPY EDITOR ADVERTISING MANAGER DISTRIBUTION MANAGER BUSINESS MANAGER OPERATIONS MANAGER ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 i credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience helpful. Deadline: May 13,1988 All of these positions are paid. Applications available in the Ranger office D139C. 6 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger Conflict in Sri Lanka subject of book Ethnic Conflict and Reconcitation in Sri Lanka, a recently published book by Chelvadurai Manogaran, associate professor of geography and international studies at Parkside, provides a comprehensive account of the current ethnic conflict and an analysis of its causes in Sri Lanka. The , book has been published by the University of Hawaii Press. | Manogaran, an expert in geography and climatology, focuses upon the relationship of land settlement and water distribution and their interconnections with government ; policies toward the Tamil mijnority. | Manogaran further discusses the current warfare, the arrival of the guerilla movement, and steps needed for reconcilation in a united Sri Lanka. Manogaran, a Tamil, re- Chelvadurai Manogaran ceived his early education in Sri Lanka during a critical period in the modernization of the country. He holds a B.A. from the University of Ceylon (Sri Lanka), a masters from Clark University, and a Ph.D. from Southern Illinois University. Paperwork delays WLBR start Radio from page 4 we get the equipment set up in the next few weeks, we can learn how to use the equipment and be fairly mistakefree by next year." When the station begins broadcasting, students can expect to hear top 40, classic rock, and progressive alternative music. "We (PSGA) conducted a survey on what types of music students wanted to hear and we got 188 returns," explained Perrault. "We will be playing a fairly strict format of top 40, classic rock and progressive alternate music during the prime hours of the rec center." During the less crowded hours in the recreation center, the station will be playing more off beat music and talk shows. At present, the station is relying on donations of records from record companies. So far they have received 50 records. These records are promotional. The station will Campus Cinco de Mayo celebration set Cinco De Mayo, a celebration of the Mexican overthrow of Emperor Maxmillian and French control of Mexico, will be held May 4-6 at Parkside. Cinco De Mayo's celebration begins with a movie on the history of Mexico in the Union Cinema at noon. Following the movie is a musical performance by area high school bands. A jazz festival from 1-4 p.m. will also be held on the same day in the Union Cinema. A dinner celebration held in Union Square highlights the second day of the celebration, May 5. A Hispanic folk dance group led by Diane Garza and a keynote address by Joe Muniz, a member of the Board of Directors of the Spanish Centers of Racine, Kenosha and Walworth Inc., follows the dinner that includes chicken in mole sauce, rice and beans. The dinner begins at 6 p.m. with a $6 donation per person. Dancing to the music of El Destino from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. in Union Square ends the celebration's activities on May 6. A $3 donation is requested for the dance. Tickets for the celebration are available at the Racine Spanish Center, Kenosha Spanish Center, and the Parkside Information Center, Union building. Cinco De Mayo is co-sponsored by the Spanish Centers of Racine, Kenosha, and Walworth, Inc., Parkside All Campus Events Committee, International Studies, Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, Educational Opportunity Center, and the Coca-Cola Bottling Co., Kenosha. LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY NIGHT Beat the Clock Double Bubble Mon.-Fri. 3-7 Thursday All Night EVERY Mon. & Wed. LADIES' NIGHT TUESDAY'S COMEDY NIGHT Cash Prizes SUNDAY'S REX RIZZ AND HIS SINGING MACHINE Thurs., May 5 Class of '62 featuring the Surf Boys Fri. & Sat., Maayy 6e & 7 LOVE EXPRESSION Hottest Dance Band in Town RELAX Single *19" Double *26" ' Weekend Single *23" | Weekend Double s30,s | With this coupon € RUMORS Located in Apple Valley Lodge 5005 Wash. 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The third step would be to strike a deal with Jones' Intercable or Racine Telecable allowing the station to broadcast off campus. The broadcast hours have not yet been set, but are likely to correspond with the hours of the recreation center. Distinguished service award for staff Chancellor Sheila Kaplan has announced that a distinguished service award of $500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for "exemplary university service." Non-teaching members of the academic staff who hold appointments of 50 percent time or more are eligible. Those who hold positions of teaching and non-teaching will be considered. Questions about eligibility should be referred to the committee chair, Doris Nice. Nominees should be those who exhibit especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the campus community or which exceeds the required performance of his/her normal duties or job responsiblity at the university. Nomination forms are available at the Union Information Desk, Main Place Information Kiosk and the Library/ Learning center. The winner will be announced at the fall con vocation. Loop 500 Wke ra'cp F H » Marketing fraternity, held its annua caotein Len rahaitorl i8w' April 27' *or th« third year in a row place victory Tpf l e,? h,f team' the Geeks t0 the flrs Cabaltera Val Lee? CEnEJ lnc,ude (from ,eft to r i5ht) went to the PnuSSi Rieder> and Laurie Salusz. Second plac Pi S ama Eo?i oS an5 Foursome. Third place went to host Sigma Epsilon, and fourth went to PAB's Rockside Rockers. Bostetter 'sees positive things' by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor As her year as president of Parkside Activities Board (PAB) comes to an end, Sue Bostetter is proud of the accomplishments PAB has made to the campus this year. "I feel that our overall image has improved," Bostetter said, "and that really shows in the number of students that we had involved with the board this year. " "Students all over the campus realize who we are now," Bostetter explained, "and that's basically because of our new members all showing such positive attitudes." Bostetter said when she started out the year, the number one goal she set for herself and the board was to increase the membership. She feels that all the committees were able to fulfill their goals because the board had the people -- people who were Sue Bostetter committed to make it happen. "The one thing that didn't happen this year," Bostetter pointed out, "was better com-', munication between the student organizations and the student leaders. I don't think that has happened, and I'd like to see everyone work on that next year. It's a realistic goal, and I think it could happen." As far as the future of PAB, Bostetter feels that the executive council for next year has the experience to help the board continue it's forward movement. "All I see are positive things," Bostetter said. "I'd like to see the overnight training and team-building session continue next year. That was something we started last year, and it really helped us to come together as a working unit this year. "I would also like to see the board keep the high energy level and the high amount of involvement going. The new ideas and the creativity are what made things happen this year, and that's what will continue to make things happen next year." UC has new leader Current UC Legislative Affairs Director Jim Smith was elected President of United Council for the upcoming year on April 26. After a rather grueling three hour election process, Smith won the majority vote of those attending the Gener-, al Assembly meeting. Because only 77 members of the General Assembly were at the meeting and a majority vote of 68 is needed to win a presidential election, election rule 10.11 was suspended after the fifth ballot. This rule states that the president must be elected with the majority vote of the entire General Assembly, whether they are present or not. The other candidates running for president were Steve Cady, current UC vice president and president of Stevens Point student government; and David Woldseth, current Legislative Affairs Director of UW Madison student government. Both candidates dropped out of the election before the third ballot. However, internal haggling within the General Assembly precluded quick, concrete election results. After the sixth ballot was cast. Smith was officially declared new UC president. Although the outcome was a long time coming, Smith told the General Assembly he was ready to move forward with plans for the upcoming year. "In the same way in which we've gained credibility within the Legislature, we're going to gain credibility on the campuses next year," Smith said. Citing his record as Legislative Affairs Director, Smith said he has the experience and the dedication to make solid changes in UC. "I want to raise the profile of United Council as a whole." Smith begins his presidential term June 1, replacing current President Adrian Serrano. Bayer cites accomplishments by Rick Luehr and Terri DeRosier With the Student Organization Council (SOC) gaining major status at the beginning of the semester, and the resignation of former president Don Harmeyer in the middle of last semester, the task of keeping SOC on the right track fell to Marie Bayer, and she feels that she did just that. "I think my greatest accomplishment was keeping SOC together and functioning," Bayer stated. "We didn't make any great leaps forward, but we didn't move backwards either. We kept the meetings informal, and tried to make them fun." In discussing things she wanted to do with SOC, Bayer said she wished that she could have gotten the clubs more involved with SOC. "Most of the members just came to the meetings," Bayer explained. "They were all involved with their own clubs. There were a lot of re- Marie Bayer organizations in the clubs this year, so that took away from SOC functioning as one group. "I would like to see SOC take off on its own," Bayer continued, "and I'd like to see SOC become an actual organization and function as one group." Bayer said that she would like to encourage all the members to take SOC seriously. She said that there was a communication problem with the clubs this year. Bayer said that a lot of clubs lost money because they were unaware that they needed to attend meetings to keep their budgets from getting cut. Bayer also feels that one of the big problems that all the leaders of the clubs and organizations on campus will face next year in student apathy. "I'd really like to see the student get more involved in the clubs and their activities," Bayer said. "To get students to become involved in this campus is a hard job, and the leaders for next year will have their work cut out for them. I really feel that it's (getting rid of student apathy) not an impossible task, just a tough and challenging one." Orientation aims at more excitement New Student Orientation is in its fourth year at Parkside. Plans to make this year's events even more exciting are in the works, according to Steve McLaughlin, director of Student Life and chair of the planning committee. To make the day a more memorable event and to give new students the opportunity to meet and talk with continuing students, the committee is looking for a few current Parkside students to serve as Orientation leaders. The leaders will serve as tour guides, lead group discussions and perform as public relations specialists for the new students and their families. The leaders are paid by the university for their participation in the program. "Last year's program gave new students the opportunity to get to know the campus and its students a little bit before the start of the semester," said Maria Rintz, an Orientation Leader from the 1987-88 program. "I think this helped many of the new students feel at home quickly. I still see some of the students from my groups and I'm always glad to help with problems." The Orientation program will again be spread over a day and a half and the leaders will be able to commit to as many or as few of the scheduled programs as they can manage. Further information and applications for these positions are available in the Student Life office, Union 209. Good luck Graduates! Reach For The Stars! NOW HIRING FOR SPR ING AND SUMMER * * ^ New Friends! yL n- Free Tickets! ^ Dances! Discounts! Sports Activities! 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I would hate to think that there's somebody out there that much in the dark-but I forget-this is Wisconsin. This has been a very difficult semester for me: first in trying to take 17 credits, and then in trying to graduate. I feel yery apologetic because I know I have a few readers out there who count on me to say this and that about what's going on. So to those, few, I apologize. Two weeks ago, when I picked up a Ranger, a fellow student approached me and said, "What's up, man?!" I tried to laugh it off and said that I didn't have anything to write. No dice. "Nothing to write. What about Jesse ("Democratic Presidential hopeful") Jackson?" It was then that I realized that I was letting my readers down. So in this, my last Ranger article., I will try to redeem myself by letting you know my true feelings concerning Jackson, and also other matters that I feel need to be said. "So what about Jesse Jackson, Doc?" I really have nothing much to say except that I do support Jackson. "Why? Because he's Black?" Yes, and also because he's down for the people. If I have learned anything from this election, it is that people are starting to open up their minds. There are still those who choose to stay locked in their simple-minded attitudes. It hurts me to think that there's someone out there saying, "hell, it's the White House! They didn't make it for no niggers to be in charge." I'll bet my degree that such a person exists. That's why it's encouraging ' to see Jackson win in a state like Vermont. I think most people would reply, "Word Up!" if I made the statement that Wisconsin is a bugged-out state. When the news went down that Chrysler was pulling out of Kenosha, it was Jackson who came to support these people. Brian 'Doc' Mallory Wasn't he-in fact-supporting keeping big business in Wisconsin? And still governor Dukakis won the Primary. Don't get me wrong. I'm going to support the Democratic Party no matter what...but it seems to me that America loves to get screwed. And maybe America's wish will come true by supporting such candidates as "Bush" and "Do-Cock-Us". But hey-that's just this writer's reality. As far as the music scene is concerned, I think I've preached too much on how much good music is out there. In those articles, I tried to connect not only Top 40 pop fans, but also Top 40 R&B fans to good music that somehow or another never gets the airplay it deserves. So I listened to the ballads, the mellow tempo, the fast tempo, and the hard core styles of music because these are the arenas of black music. It doesn't matter if it's A1 B. Sure harmonizing "Nite and Day," or the Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff reminding us that "Parents Just Don't Understand," because, like black students, black music is rich in its variations, and it is this richness that I wanted Parkside to (at best) try to appreciate. I feel it was successful every time I heard some brother in the hallway thinking about being a deejay for our new campus radio station- complete success doesn't come until this flavor of music is actually aired.-so do stay tuned. I note these things because they are strides of progress at Parkside. In five years, I have seen a few other positive steps. The first is the Minority Retention Grant. This grant has helped minority students battle the rising cost of college expenses. If this grant existed in the Spring of 1986, I would not have had to withdraw from that particular semester, so I do know what I'm talking about when I say that is does help. Another stride Parkside is currently making pertains to having students show competance in college level courses rather than the Competancy Exams. There are a number of students I know passing pre-calculus, which eliminates the math portions of these type of exams. I'm very glad for the new freshman who will not have to worry about the writing and reading claws of the dreaded Competancy Exam Monster. This monster has devoured many victims in the time I've been here, and believe me when I tell you that some of those victims were damn good students -who could have been graduating with me. For those students who still have to defeat this beast, kill it quick because the rest of the path is much safer. I would like to note some of the progress in campus awareness that I have seen. This ranges from the sit-ins to open the D-l level doors of the library for a free South Africa. I can't forget my involvement in the group, Students For Peace, and how one of our main objectives was to make students aware of the fact that hell on earth is just a computer-screw up away. Other groups that have tried to raise the awareness of this University are poets, prophets and performers and those in charge of the "Somewhere in the Room" publication. For a minute, let's talk about racial awareness. The present and future leaders of the Black Student Organization (BSO), as well as it's members, are aware of the trashy, scummy, literature that's being polluted on other college campuses across teh country. Instead of giving that type of trash the gratification of having me describe its contents, I'm gonna come correct and say that those writers and editors of such filth and sick, atavisticminded creatures (not at all human), and their only cure rests in the fires of Hell-so burn bastards! The other bit of me "speaking now or forever holding my "piece" (leave it alone Robb!) has to do with my views on my position in the Ranger Stud Calendar. There's only one way to play this situation-real chill. When I was asked to pose for the calendar, I couldn't imagine doing it, especially after seeing George Koenig's nude shot. Then there was Gary Schneeberger posing in the icy lake. It was here that I realized that this was just clean fun. When the calendar came out, I was surprised that I was December, it didn't break my heart though. When a person partakes in an activity such as modeling (not that I call myself a model or anything), he tries not to look at the negative. A negative way to look at my pose is to say that I was last because I was the least attractive of the twelve or because I am black. A positive way to look at my pose is to say that I was last because T was the most attractive of the twelve and I am black. But I want the reader to notice that something being positive or negative depends on those interpretations of those facts involved. Reread the sentences on the positive and the negative and notice the things I can change and the things I can't change. The things that can change are the words "positive" and "negative" and the words "least" to "most." These words can make a person a winner or a loser. When we look at the things I can't change we see the words "my pose" and also "was last;" but wait a minute -I see a few other words, namely "attractive" and "black"«with these words I can't seem to lose. So I can thank the Ranger for the chance to pose on the calendar and Amy H. Ritter, who I know isn't a racist. I must also commend Lorissa Jackson for being "aware to care". So that's it Parkside: five years, four and a half semesters, thousands of dollars spent, thousands of dollars in debt, hundreds of memories (good and bad), a lot of notes, plenty of professors, many friends, a few close friends, and one love all add up to a world of knowledge-not to mention a B.A. in Sociology. PEACE, LOVE AND UNITY! I'M OUTTA HERE! Choirs recruit by Peter Hansen Last month, Parkside's Chorale and Chamber Singers went on their second day-long tour of area high schools. The schools at which they appeared were: Whitefish Bay Dominican, Burlington, and Salem Central. The choir went on a similar high school tour last fall, covering Greendale, Greenfield, Cudahy, St. Francis, and South Milwaukee. During the 1987 tour, they celebrated the bicentennial signing of the Constitution with all American composers on the program. Performing four and five times in one day was "a little grueling," said director Robert Campbell, but "we received very positive feedback" from students, directors, and some administrators. "I applaud the students for their efforts." At some of the schools, members of the high school choirs knew the music and joined in the performance. But the objective of the tour extends beyond the spreading of beautiful music. Parkside hopes that this exposure will result in higher enrollment, not only for the music department, but for the whole campus as well. The schools covered by the tour were chosen from a Student Enrollment Services list of preferred schools, and literature promoting Parkside was distributed at each school. According to Campbell, the choir is "an effective recruiting tool" because it's easy for them to display the profits of their labor on the road. ON THE A VE 5701 22ND AVE. KENOSHA 652-3824 GEROLMO'S is giving away 2 tickets for the Smithereens Concert which will be May 14th at the Cabaret Metro in Chicago. Sign-up deadline for the drawing is May 12th. * * • • • • • • • * * * GEROLMO'S ON THE AVE. - A Whole New Concept Proper I.D. Required 0pen Daily 10:00 For Sale: AKC WEIMARANER Pups. Ready to go home May 13. Call 886-6413. ROUND TRIP ticket to L.A. May 16 to Aug. 11. Call Amy at 551-0697. 1973 CATALINA. Great runner. Only $300. Nadene 634-4573. Help Wanted: EARN EXTRA money In your spare time. Must be neat and have sales experience. Transportation is a must and having a pick-up is best. Call for an appointment (414 ) 859-2700 between 9 a.m.-4 p.m. PART-TIME office help wanted. Includes data entry, typing, filing. Apply Paielli's Bakery, 6020-39th Avenue, Kenosha, Wi. Rental Wanted: COUPLE LOOKING to rent one or two-bedroom home in rural area with either garage or barn. Contact either Bill or Jo at 633-2337. Personals: JUST REMEMBER, when it's all over, we're all on the same team. AL: OK, Now I'm depending on you- ...completely. I love you a ton. Amy. BYE GANG! I'll miss you! Come visit me in Mad-town. Ames. DOES EVERYONE have spring fever or what? AL: I want to be the mother of your first born ... and your second, and your third ... Princess. ROSS: KEEP up the good work! I'm gonna miss you so much... PZA: I love you. RHA (how clever, Amy!) COMING SOON to a theater near you- "Vampire Lesbians of Parkside" OVERHEARD, ALPHA Psi Division I: I want my buttons in your pants. U: I didn't think it would feel like that! HI: HE waxes it down then polishes it. IV: I just want to touch them. V: IT'S a little lower, but it's bigger. VI: KATY, what was that thing between your legs that you were writing with? VII: I got home last night and even my underwear was wet because of you. t VIII: HE'S the only pitcher who doesn't swallow. SYBIL: GOODBYE and good luck in CA. SB. DENNIS B.: Toto, I don't think we're in Kenosha anymore-or is that Racine? RANGER DUDES and dudettes: Adlos. I've loved you all. Your ed. STRISTOPHER: MY wation stagon is in the strocery gore's locking pot! Breph. JIM V.: A mood ring couln't keep up with your mood swings! JIM V.: Thanx for your support and encouragement-it means a lot! JOANN K.: I do not gurgle or lust after "funny" people! CHRISTINA R.: If I yarp for you will you wop for me? MARK T.: Great battle! Care to do another "clash?" TAL J.: Parkside's newest soprano! 8UE: PISS! There ya go! RICH CLEVEN: I'm glad you have become a part of my life-and I promise I'll never miss another show! Terri. 7E: IT'S been a while since we've fought you-shaving cream, squirt guns-I think we ought to!! HOG AN: IT'S not nice to tell lies! TIM: WAS $7 worth all that "kaka!!" BUNK: THANX a bundle. I love you. Zug Zug. Duck. HASAN: I love you! You little cobber you. The halls of this school won't be the same without you. Your Admirer, Odibie. , L ORMAN, THE Carrot Man: Thanks for the shoulders. I think I'm ready to move onto other parts! Seriously, I'll miss you.-Jen. WHO'S EVER heard of getting tan through a window. Steve? POOR TRACY: You've got a very long wait. MS. N.K.: I like it when you "beat me." Pink Pedaling Fool. ELROY: IN light of your sex change, I'd like to get to know you better! Muscle Man. EDGE: HERE'S to FR's, THE END, and L.A.! Bono. BERNITO: SORRY, we're out of grape popsicles! Buddha Baby. BAGEL LADY: Will Eve ever get that leech off her face! ? P and C. MAC: STAYING at your place was still on of the best college mmemories 1 have. Thanks for the friendship. You're the best. JOOBIE-GOOBIE: It was a hardyear, but mumble-jumble thru it all! TONY G.: Drinks prune juice. 2B: THANKS for a great year! You're the best! Tanpam. EDGE: YOU'RE choice, Matilda Bay, Lite, or Prune Juice?!? Bono. BETTY: HOW 'bout bringing some "Get Hot, Get Naked" for Danny and Kelly?? The Phantom Roomie. BONO: I'D love to go to the end, but I have Irritated bowels!! The Edge. VJC: I love you, Baby, I really do. SAP. WE WANNA die between Mel Gibson's thighs! The Edge. VICKY: JUST remember...he's 98% water!!! S.O. COLREEN: ARE you inviting Susan from Sesame Street to THE END? Hung. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Swine Raam!! Better late than never. Your Raamettes and Peasants. MADAM X: Go to hell! Laurie. P.A.B.: I will be here next year. Whiskers. Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2forl, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas Dreamsicies $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, WI 657-4455 Classifieds JILL KUHLMANN: See you at "THE END." JILL KUHLMANN: I want you to want me! ROSS: SO who's your girl friend this week? Al. POOK AND Mooch: Thanks for including us! Pook Jr. and Mooch Jr. PRINCESS: I love you! Butch. PRINCESS: I'M sorry these took so long. But good things come to those who w&it' MAVERICK: DON'T let it get too hot for you! Thanx for your help. Tower out. PRINCESS: DO you forgive me for the atrocity of ignoring your personals? Butch. JAY AND Ross: You're off to a good start. Keep up the good work! Al. OK PRINCESS: I would say my penance is served. Butch. ROSS: THE Pepper Steak was wonderful, and can't wait to watch the sail boat in the moonlight with you! BU.L SERPE: You're the best. Thanks for keeping me on my toes during the Carnival. Keep in touch, Okay. Terri. MARIA: THANKS for putting up with me. Let's get matching shopping carts and be bag ladies together. We're a good team. -Ed. MELISSA: MY Desk is clear. Reese. BLEACHERS WILL be installed in PSGA this summer. PSGA: GET Ready for another Rocking Year!!! Norman. PSGA MEMBERS: Good Job. Nice meeting everybody. Norman. AMY: I'M gonna miss you babe. Love, Ross. JENNY: THANKS for begin there "when the organization's very existence was at stake." Ross. MAVERICK (SCOTT): We dusted a lot of bogeys this year. You're a veritable cornucopia of pilot skills. Goose (Ross). AL: YOU'RE King. What else needs to be said? Ross. BOHER, MOM, Sprout & Debster: Yeeeaaahhh girls! You guys are great friends! Love Yas! Carrie (Lush). COACH KOCH: Without you my work is a bore-how I love to type at a quarter after four. COACH KOCH What would you do without our little typer? You'd always be so nervous & hyper! COACH KOCH You're hot as the sun. I bet you're lots of fun! -Ed. 7E: WHEN we first met we became wet Revenge is sweet-but it won't be neat. You name the time at your place, Cuz we can't wait to water your face. Shaving cream & squirt guns too-we can't wait to get back at you!! I'D LIKE to thank Bono, Bernito, Betty, Elroy, Bagel Lady, Tom D., (my Lust!), Billy the Weasel, George and his maple leaves, LONDON U.S.A., Jimi Hendrix, John the Baptist, James T. Kirk, Walt Disney, Gregory Peck, Dr. Ruth, Batman and Robin, Pee Wee Herman, Fawn Hall and Last but not least Mike Hunt for making this an indescribable 9 months!!! The Edge. PAM; L.A.: Your Mafia Staff car is on reserve until you earn it!! Michael. JIM VOSS: You are the Greatest! Thanks for everything this past year. Mark. TWO MISGUIDED Youths have a message "send help" (handprints optional ). OPEN YOUR eyes & let the sun break in for a while there may be something . that you've never seen inside. KRIS HANSEN: To your Leff be some beedy eyed guys. TO THOSE who are here: "May the days be aimless. Let the seasons drift. Do not advance the action according to plan." Love, Psycho Killer. J AH: YOU still owe me a drink. When? -Ed. VINCE: WALKED through any glass doors lately?! Love, Cameron St. Clair. "SOME BOOKS are to be tasted, other swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested." Bacon. TO THE Journal Times input person: Thanks for putting up with us. You are great. You are also almost half finished with this piece. Last one! - Ed. THANKS ED., we wish you and the staff lots of luck in the future and welcome the "new" staff back next year. Kim the Typist. TO ALL my friends: Thanks for a great year. P.D.R. LISA & RINA: Cute dresses at the dance Friday night!!! You Know Who. "WHEN THE gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers." "A WORK of art that did not originate from emotion is not art." Cezanne (love, Psycho Killer). AT FIRST I didn't think it would be worth it. When my world fell apart I knew it wasn't worth it. Now that I've done it and learned to trust a few true friends I know that it was well worth it. Thank you all. -Ed. "YOU MUST look into people as well as at them" Chesterfield. "TO FIND one good, you must a hundred try." Socrates. "BETTER TO reign in hell then serve in heaven." Milton. "I VAGUELY mind anyone knowing something I don't." John Lennon. QUESTION OF the day: How hot does it have to get before the air conditioning kicks in? RENNE BLISE: Only Michelle Cairo is hotter than you. OVERHEARD AT the Ranger: "I've filled my holes!" OVERHEARD AT Ranger, Inflatable Dinosaur Division: "All those blow jobs paid off." JINX: GIMME some Butt-Luv. Hal. Monkey, & Bessy. "YOUR OLD ment shall dream dreams. Your young men shall see visions." Joel, 2:28. "WE DO our best work at indecent hours." "THE MORNING light in your eyes breathes invitation." OVERHEARD IN the Ranger: "You're making my crack tingle." OVERHEARD IN the Ranger: "The phone smells like Amy." KOMRAD KOMEREC: Can you be funny? Hawk. WHIGGIE: MAY your life be full of enchantment. BOBBY RIO: You are my everlasting idol. Grasshopper. STACY SCHMIDT: A freshman is better than an old woman! Eddy. 8TACY: IF you had any brains you'd realize Osius is not spelled Oscious. LONDO: TRY not to be such a stranger next semester. Maybe I should arrange another night of spaghetti and Scruples! STACY: SAY Hi to Jetta for me!!! STACY: YOU take everything just a little bit too seriously. STACY: WE love you. The Lab Fags. MARK HEMAUER: I hate that picture! Next year we'll use a new one. MARK HEMAUER: I love that picture. That's why I'm the editor! MARK: WHY did you let Jetta Go? STACY: ARE you still going to the Brewer game? STACY: PLAY ball. LIKA, KRIS and Paulette: We made it through our first year. Dawn. JOHN KEHOE: You're a GOD and someday the right girl will prove it to you. PHYSICAL GOD (J.L.): Don't make us sick. You're pathetic. Parkside Women. GORGEOUS TIM Oscious: You and Ivan are sooo perfect! Marvelous & Sunshine. FRANCA SAVAGLIO: I can see it in your eyes, you mean business! Good luck with the 1988-89 Live Entertainment Committee. J.V. DOUG MCEVOY: Next year I promise you there will be no excrement! WAS IT fun while it lasted? Yes, indeed. Dream with me one more time? (with a single touch and without complication?) I can see only friendship to be taken. With much love... DOUG, YOU sweet thing! OVERHEARD AT the Ranger: "I get off on doing that." WLBR: BOTH are pretty fun; why not try either one? P-CROWD: PI, "I wanna borrow that." P2, "I have to go to the bathroom." P3, "I gotta rake the leaves.V P4, "I have so much to do." P5: "I'm gonna get trashed." P6: "That *$%*&!!!" P7, "Who wants to go eat? " P8, "I've gotta scam for you?" MARK THOMPSON: When you told me Sting's album was good, I had no idea it was that good! OVERHEARD IN PSGA: "I'm not going to do that -here!" I'LL KEEP your secret if you Hemauer will! MICHELLE H.: Since we'll both be in the same town this summer, maybe we can do something together. HEY, GIN A: Do you think we will ever be able to tame that Michelle Sandberg? Me, neither. Don't ya love her just the way she is. ROD: DREW says the mad bomber was after your new skids. STEPHANIE, ALIAS Lorraine: "You're the greatest even though you're not blonde! RANDY: Watermelon underwear?? You weren't supposed to tell!!! CONNIE: THANKS, mom, for taking care of us! The 3:15er and the 5:00er (A.M.)!!! P.S. Which window? DAD: THANKS for being there for me. You make the phrase "Father Knows Best" a true one. Ames is lucky. Bye, Butch. Jen. KATHY: THANKS for being there. Love, Anne. DARRIN: REMEMBER, 1 always get what I want I want! Luv Ya, Karen. I.EM: BOWLING wouldn't have been the same without you! Dinner's on me! Kath. KATY: I still get butterflies. Can we "share" them all summer? ANNE: BOWLING pool, partying, etc. ... thanks for it all! You are the best! Best Friends Always, K. CJ: 11 years and counting. Thanks for putting up with me! DARREN: IF it weren't for bowling Class ... Love. Anne. BOWLING TEAM #2: Thanks for a great time! I love all three of ya! Kathy. LA DREAM team will return next fall! TED PRICE: You're a god and pretty beautiful, too! TO ALL the nay-sayers: AMF MICHELLE: TO my Bopsie Twin. Thanks for everything. This summer is gonna be the BEST!! AB & Erry: We challenge you in pool. Name the time and place! High stakes!! Anne and Kathy. THANKS TO all my friends who bought or sold car wash tickets. LONDO: DON'T worry, PMS only comes once a month -well, that's more than you do! TO WHOM it may concern: Thanks for the bomb threat! You couldn't have picked a better day. THANKS TO all my friends who helped at my car wash. Mark. ALL MEN are rectums. Some are just bigger than others. P.S. Lem, you're not. ROBB: THANKS for putting up with my last-minute requests all year. You're a doll. Ames. DAVE MCEVOY: You're truly a good cookie. Thanks a million for your help. We'll miss you. Kelly & Steve. LYNN: I'M glad I got to know you this semester. Hope we can go mailing more this summer. Kelly. AMY: I'M going to miss you next year. I'm glad you found your own mooch; hang onto him. Kelly. STEVEN: THANK you for an absolutely wonderful year! I love you! Pook. TERRI: YOU have a tremendous rack and all the guys are digging you. Stay crispy. Bone. TUMBLE WEED: STAY cool. You are always there when people need bailing out. Bone. JOHN K.: You are without doubt the next photo stud. You shall reign supreme for years to come. Bone. RICK & Robb: I know it's got to feel good to finally be done. You crazy guys will be missed. Bone. KEVIN Z.: You and I ruled Russian History, but watch out for the Dang Dang Monster!! Bone. JON II.: Between you, I and Kev, we sure put up with a lot of Bolshevik in class. Good luck with L. She's very sweet. Bone. AMY: I'VE watched you flow and grow but now that you're with that big schmo, you will really go. I love you. Bone. TIM L.: You are King of the Rec Center and the Winter Carnival. 1 hope you can sell your truck, but I still think the price is too high. Bone. ALEX: YOU try to come off as a hard-boiled guy, but you've got a pretty soft shell once you let people know you. You are an inspiration to us all. Bone. SCOTT: MAY men in white sweats surround you for the rest of your life. Over, Bone. JAY & ROSS: You've got a long year ahead of you, but if the work you've done so far is any indication of your abilities, I have the utmost confidence in you. JENNY: YOU'RE the best. You've put up with a lot of crap all year and stil managed to come out smelling like a rose. Good luck in both job hunting and house hunting. Bone. RANDY: YOU will always be the t King of Cobbs, the Sultan of Sweet, the Prince of Peace, the Baron of Beauty and I'm thinking the Good will always be diggin' you cause I know I always will. Bone. KELLY: YOU are my Queen and everything. Thank you for putting up with all that is not good about me and remember that the best times are ahead of us. I love you, Bone. THANKS TO Jen, Pook, Mooch, Ames, Don Cobb & Goobie-Joobie, Gremlin. Jon, Laura, the Ultimate Blonde, Kehoe, Mac, Little Mac, Terri and her dinosaur, R. from Hell, Mrs. R. from Hell, Brother-in-law of R. from Hell, Maria, Lem, Jim, plus Al, Ross, Tim L., Kevin Z.. and anyone I forgot to mention. I speak for both Wheels and myself when I say this was the best Ranger year ever. We'll miss all of you big time. THIS IS Rick's and my last Ranger, and we are outta here! AND SO ENDS ANOTHER EDITION OF THE RANGER: "GEE, THIS IS JUST SIGNING YOUR YEARBOOKS IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT WE DON'T HAVE YEARBOOKS HERE." THANKS FOR MAKING THIS AN IN TERESTING YEAR. YOUR ED. Life and love explored in new Simon film by Randy LeCount Biloxi Blues i Directed by Mike Nichols , screenplay by Neil Simon Starring Matthew Broderick and Christopher Walken The familiar and stereotypical clash between the military discipline of the drill instructor and the youthful rebellion of the recruit vividly comes to life in Neil Simon's 'Biloxi Blues." Despite the familiarity of the plot, Eugene Jerome (Matthew Broderick), a city boy from New York who finds himself in Biloxi, Mississippi, for basic training for World War II, and Sergeant Toomey (Christopher Walken), the cliched disciplinarian drill instuctor, both serve to make the picture something more than the simplistic, overused plot it is in theory. Broderick and Walken, along with the rest of the excellent leading cast, take the viewer deeper into human conflict a nd emotion than the on-the-surface differences between the two main characters, Eugene and Sergeant Toomey. In fact, the conflict between Eugene and Sergeant Toomey, with the exception of the p icture's introduction and early scenes, and the climax, does not completely dominate the a ction as in films with a similar plot such as "Stripes." Don't be mistaken, though. Sergeant Toomey's presence is felt throughout, despite the emphasis in the middle scenes which pointedly shifts to t he recruits' travels down the road of innocence to maturity. This is shown as Eugene is initiated into the world of sex with the help of a hooker (Park Overall), and the security and confusion of falling Another ghost story Matthew Broderick in love with Daisy (Penelope Ann Miller). Director Mike Nichols seems to skillfully blend the vividness of Simon's dialogue and visible comedy, go beyond the possible simplicity of the plot, and make it the deeper depiction of World War II that it is. Simon provides all the comedy and human drama necessary to provoke contemplation which is aimed at the more mature viewer, as the recruits encounter the issues of friendship, love, honesty, discrimination, homosexuality, and more. This may account for the relatively subdued reception the movie received from younger viewers expecting to see Broderick in his familiar role of "teen" comedy. - But, it is Nichols' skill in orchestrating the middle scenes to show how the recruits learn about each other, and, at the same time, about the cruel realities of life in the 1940's, and 1980's, that make this movie more enriching than the plot originally lends it to be. African slide show and lecture offered An "Evening in Nigeria" is scheduled for Saturday, May 7, 6:30-9 p.m., in Main Place. Lillian Trager, associate Professor of anthropology, who returned last summer after two years in Nigeria as * Program officer for the °rd Foundation, will present a slide lecture. addition, F. Niyi Akinass°. internationally-known Nigerian scholar and one of seven Senior Fulbright lecturers in the United States, will Provide commentary. Akinasso has spent the year n the Parkside campus as a Siting lecturer in interna- 0nal studies. An authentic West African Road rally set to go dinner of Akara, Jollof Rice, Ground Nut Stew, Fried Plantain and tropical fruit will precede the lecture. The evening will also include a West African fashion show with music and dance and a jewelry display and sale from The Talking Drum in Milwaukee. . Admission for an "Evening in Nigeria" is $16.50 for the general public, $15 for senior citizens, and $12.50 for students, faculty, staff, and educators. The dinner is sponsored by the Parkside International Studies Club. For more information or to make reservations, call 553- 2701. by Rick Luehr "Beetlejuice" is being touted as one of this spring's funniest comedies. The truth is that it just isn't that good. Michael Keaton stars (if you can call anyone who doesn't really do anything until the film is half over the star) as a really disgusting ghost called 'Betelgeuse,' who is enlisted to help a newly deceased young couple chase away a family that has moved into the stiffs' country home and is ruining the charm by redecorating it in a truly nauseating "post-modern" style. The dead couple, played rather charmingly by Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis, has failed in their solo attempts to scare off the family, and, against advice by their afterlife "caseworker," summon up the gross title character. The main problem with this film is that director Tim Burton often substitutes grossness for humor, especially in the scenes involving Keaton. Betelgeuse is forever eating bugs or picking something really nasty out of his nose. I thought the attitude of "sickening is funny" went out with "Animal House." Maybe I had my sights set a little too high, but somehow I expected a lot more from both Burton and Keaton. Another problem is a very troubling subplot regarding the daughter of the living couple. She walks around the entire film dressed in black, which is alright in itself. The troubling part comes when she begins contemplating suicide. The serious nature of the topic seems totally out of place in a supposed comedy. Call me old fashioned, but I don't like the idea of even one laugh being derived from this situation. All in all, the subject is so trivialized in the film that one wonders why it was ever included in the first place. On the positive side, both Baldwin and Davis are very likable as the recently deceased couple, and Sylvia Sidney turns in a good performance as their caseworker. The special effects are quite well done and give the film a cartoony quality similar to Burton's last film, the infamous "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure." In the final totals, the film's problems outweigh the positive aspects. Okay, it's better than "Transylvania 6-5000," but then again, what isn't? by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Parkside Activities Board (PAB) will sponsor "Road Rally '88" on Saturday, May 14 starting at 11:30 a.m. in the Union Bazaar, in conjunction with its "The End" festivities. This year, contestants will be given a list of 30 items that they will need to "search" for in both Racine and Kenosha. "People will have to go to certain places in cities," JoAnn Kalinka, coordinator of the rally said. "We'll be asking for specific items from certain places." Kalinka said that PAB is setting a limit of 25 entries, so students are encouraged to sign up right away. The entry fee will be $5 per car with four people per car allowed. Students may sign up in Union 209 or at. the Union Information Desk beforehand. PAB will also accept registrations up to the start of the event, providing the limit of 25 hasn't been reached. Prizes for the rally will be $50 and trophies for first place and $25 for second place. The winners will be announced during the break between bands at The End Saturday night. The rally is a timed event, and will begin and end on Inner Loop road. The cars will be sent off in five minute intervals, with individual contestants choosing their routes. "PAB would like to remind everyone that's interested in entering that this is a fun event," Kalinka said, "and 'we encourage all students to adhere to the no drinking and driving law." For more information, students may call the PAB office, 2650 or they may call the Union Info. Desk, 2345. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Fri., May 6 Thru Final Exams All Food Service Locations Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For a Second Cup of the Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS See you next semester The Johnson Foundation Wingspread Fellows Program is looking for participants. If interested, contact Prof. Sue E. Strick/er, Molinaro Rm. 364, for more information. Nomination/Application Packets will be due May 17, 1988. » « « *. * A a m 'i '• "« s 4 YrVVHl *. ,'-V I It > 'YV*«'»'ftrvft* v-1-»Y r« >r &£ l *' « - • • • " » ' » = i « s a i l . ' t t f ' : 1988-89 Campus Ambassadors: Front row, left to right -- Sharon ESS, % Judy Arbet, Andrea Cahill, Sherry Garrett, Karen Wilkes, Terri DeRosier, Brian Maher, Cathy White, Kristy Parham. Second row, left to right -- Todd Wilier, Jim Chomko, Jens Hansen, Lisa Donais, Lisa Ortmann, Jim Woss, Don Durkee. What your diploma can get you these days. Students share customs with local children No Down Payment* Cash Back on Most Models* No Payment for 90 Days* If you're a graduating senior, we have something your first payment isn't due for 90 days, you might like to get into - a new Pontiac. So stop by your Chicagoland Pontiac Dealers Just visit your Chicagoland Pontiac Dealers, pick today. You'll see a diploma gets you a whole lot out a new Pontiac and we'll pay your down payment more these days. equal to 5% of the agreed upon selling price. You • To qualify, customer must be a graduating senior at a 4-year can also eet 8400 to $1000 cash hark on Fiern accredited institution or a graduate student; have a job or commitment o u CdM1 ,dCK on ricro> for employment; no derogatory credit references and can meet the Lemans, Sunbird, 6000, Bonneville, Grand Am and monthly payment obligation. Not available in conjunction with any c- . • i j- „ .. , , , other GMAC program. For cash back, must take delivery from dealer Firebird, depending on the model you choose. Plus, stock by May n, 1988. Chicagoland/Northwestern Indiana Pontiac Dealers by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Six Parkside students are taking a little bit of their homeland to a Racine elementary school. Students Herman Cheung, Saddaf Mehar, Rika Morishita, Chuck Kariampuzha, Ping Fong and Hung Tran are currently participating in the program that was arranged by Professor Gerry Greenfield. Cheung, who is originally from Hong Kong, is a freshman majoring in mechanical engineering. He lived in Hong Kong for seventeen years, and spent one year as a student at Milwaukee School of Engineering before coming to Parkside. Cheung shares his experiences with a group of second graders and is enthusiastic about the program. He especially enjoys the questions that the children ask him. "They want to know everything about my county," Sheung said, "and they seem really eager to learn." Mrs. Billingsley, the teacher of the second grade class, said that the teachers were first approached with the idea during a staff meeting. After deciding the program would be worth while for their children, the teachers got the opportunity to meet with the students. Billingsley said that when Cheung choose to work with her class, she asked him to share the customs and traditions of China, and to compare them to the same things here in America. Cheung will have four sessions with the class, and so far he has taught the children to write the words mouth, water, sun, and moon using Chinese symbols, and he has taught them how to write the numbers 1-10, 100, and 1000. The children also learned how to hold and use chopsticks. Cheung explained that children in China know how to use chopsticks by the time they are two years old. While answering questions about his country, Cheung took the time to help every child in the room hold the chopsticks. After using the sticks, the children took out pencils and practiced picking up erasers. Cheung closed out the session by asking the children if they had any questions. They wanted to know things about computers, whether or not the schools had clubs and basketball. One bespectacled child wanted to know if children in China wore glasses, and another wanted to know if it was true that China had "dancing dragons?" Cheung said he is participating in this project because he feels it is an important experience not only for himself, but for the children too. "I only hope that some of the things they learn from me today will bring our two worlds a little closer." Herman Cheung helps child hold chonstick* 'to by John Kehoe Jiiivfiiiiiii MAY 8 ! The rest of the best Rock from pg. 14 76. The Clash by the Clash. More deep punk, with a pinch of pop thrown in. 77. Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin. Zeppelin's last great album. The rest was water over the dam. 78. Wheels of Fire by Cream. Schizophrenia from the best power trio. 79. Loaded by the Velvet Underground. Another great unknown. 80.1 Never Loved a Man by Aretha Franklin. The queen of soul struts her stuff. 81. Moondance by Van Morrison. Influential. Pure and simple. 82. Cheap Thrills by Big Brother and the Holding Company, Janis Joplin and company jam. 83. The Wall by Pink Floyd. One of the best concept album sets, Floyd's increasingly depressing messages come through strong. 84. The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle by Bruce Springsteen. An often overlooked Springsteen classic. He's more than just bubblegum rock. 85. Buffalo Springfield by Buffalo Springfield. "For What It's Worth" says it all. ,> 86. Spinners by the Spinners. A great soul album from the most underrated band of the 70's. 87. Mr. Fantasy by Traffic. Stevie Winwood goes psychedelic. 88. Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan. Dylan revolts in the 70's. 89. From Elvis in Memphis by Elvis Presley. The King still influenced the style of love songs into the 1970's. 90. Bookends by Simon and Garfunkel. This soft 70's tandem produced many good singles. 91. Bluesbreakers: John Mayall With Eric Clapton by John MayUll. This album redefined blues, thank you Mr. Clapton. 92. In-a-Gadda-da-Vida by Iron Butterfly. The epitome - of acid rock. 93. Can't Buy a Thrill by Steely Dan. Famous for unique styles, this album was the product of competition for control of the group. 94. Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits. It's hard to believe, but an 80's album with some 60's sound. 95. The J. Geils Band by the J. Geils Band. Early 70's American Rolling Stones sound. 96. In Search of the Lost Chord by the Moody Blues. Timothy Leary is dead, no, he's jammin' with the M. B. 97. Green Onions by Booker T. and the MG's. The best of the purely instrumental groups of the mid '60's. Good stylistic changes. Backed up the Blues Brothers. 98. The Long Run by the Eagles. Thanks again to Joe Walsh, the Eagles continued to rock. 99. Zenyatta Mondata by the Police. The police combine rock, jazz, and reggae into a unique sound. 100. Surrealistic Pillow by the Jefferson Airplane. Psychedelia from the summer of love. 101. Imagine by John Lennon. Imagine not including this album. It ain't easy if you try. 102. Bad Company by Bad Company. Meaty, Beefy, Big and Bouncy 70's rock. 103. Electric Ladyland by the Jimi Hendrix Experience. The Master's last great album. 'Wimpy' wants to rock to the top by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Parkside student Robb Andrews is hoping to make it to the top. Not to the top of the building, but to the top of the music charts. Andrews, who is a music major, uses the stage name "Wimpy" and has recorded a 45 lp on Sonic Arts Records out of Lake Villa, 111. Last week, with the help of dramatic arts Professor Lee Van Dyke, Andrews made his first video using the Parkside campus for background. The song, "Hello, Can you Tell Me Your Name," is the song that Andrews is banking on to take him to places like MTV, VH1 and other highlyrated cable TV-video shows. Andrews said that he starting getting serious about music when he was in the fourth grade. He started playing string bass and moved up to electric bass. He then learned to play piano and the electronic keyboard and then the guitar. "I also do my own background and lead vocals," Andrews said, "and I do my own studio editing." Andrews has had a little air play on a small AM radio station out of Milwaukee, and hopes that after his video gets sent to record companies in Detroit, Los Angeles and New York, that he will not only get national coverage but local coverage as well. "I'm going to keep trying," Andrews said, "and some day I'll make it." Robb Andrews "Casual Sex? \ 9 9 w* is now playing at the UA CINEMA 5 Theatres 7310-57th Avenue Kenosha,Wl 53142 uis i n n BEAT IT! Before You uAm'QX 1 Speed Out of HERE— - •n Sell Us Your Textbooks for Quick, After finals, sell the textbooks you won't need (textbooks become outdated rapidly). Our Bookstore pays up to 50% for used texts. Library Learning Center • Telephone: 553-2301 CampusStore SERVING UW-PARKSIDE MAY 5 MAY 9, 10, 11, & 12 MAY 6 & 13 9:00 AM-4:00 PM 9:00 AM-7:00 PM 9:00 AM-3:00 PM 14T7iureday^y 5,1988 Ranger Rock's greatest 103 from the last 23 years by Scott Peterson and Ross Pettit Reading "Rolling Stone" magazine's arti- Sihi.me +kP °ne. hundred most influential albums of the past 20 years prompted us to compile our own list of what we believe to be the best 103 albums of the last 23 years. The incredible injustices done to classic albums m that article cannot be left to stand. Why such odd numbers, you may ask? We chose 23 years because every album listing covers the last 20 or 25 years. We chose 103 because we felt 100 was too limiting. In including and ranking albums, consideration was not given to popularity, but to influence on rock 'n roll as it has developed, and the general quality of the album in terms of listening pleasure. For the most part, this list is our personal opinion. Being veritable cornucopias of musical information, we believe this list is the most comprehensive, or at least the most PSGA has to offer (sorry, Jan). If you get Pettit and Peterson's picks you've got it all. F KS* OOOAAAHHHHHHH! 1. The Beatles (a.k.a. the "White Album") by The Beatles. Truly the best and most influential album in rock 'n roll history. The most stylistic contrast on one album ever. 2. Abbey Road by the Beatles. Broke ground for rock for the early 1970's. The swan song of all swan songs. 3. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles. The best of the classic Beatles' concept albums of all time. What more can be said? 4. Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band by John Lennon. Classic Lennon at his best Lennon was pissed off, and it showed. 5. Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek and the Dominoes. The best pure guitar album of all time, featuring both Clapton and Duane Allman. 6. Who's Next by the Who. This album captured the performances of the individual members of the Who at their personal climax. 7. Beggar's Banquet by the Rolling Stones. The philosophic Stones pushed their message to the world. 8. Are You Experienced by the Jimi Hendrix Experience. A talent overflow with Hendrix's guitar performance outclassing anyone. 9. Rubber Soul by the Beatles. Full of some of the most memorable Beatles singles. 10. The Velvet Underground and Nico by the Velvet Underground. The best album that no one ever heard or bought, but clearly one of the most influential. 11. Stand! by Sly and the Family Stone. Sly showed the Woodstock feelings of the 1960's. 12. Sticky Fingers by the Rolling Stones. The best 70's album by a 60's group. 13. Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan Classic electric folk rock. Dylan in a nutshell. 14. What's Going On? by Marvin Gaye. Broke away from classic Motown to express "his own feelings 60's protest style. 15. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen. Springsteen's best, with more layers of sound than Phil Spector. 16. Sly and the Family Stone's Greatest Hits by Sly and the Family Stone. Although not a concept album, probably the best greatest hits album ever produced. 17. Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. Floyd, famous, for distinct music, prpduced \ an outstanding album incorporating the lyrics, guitars, percussion, and sound effects. 18. Truth by Jeff Beck. The most overlooked bu probably best guitarist of all time does it all on this album. ,19- Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan. Dylan does it again. Gears by Cream. The power trio of all time created this psychedelic clas- SIC. the Bullocks, Here's the iwfSl !L y t!ie Sex Pistols- We know you don t like them, but this album is punk to the S™, fame impact on rock that the Beatles had 10 years earlier. 22. Let it Bleed by the Rolling Stones. The Stones last real 60's style album. 23. Letit Be by the Beatles. Highlights the competition between Lennon and McCartney for the direction the Beatles took. Outstanding singles material. 24. There's a Riot Going On by Sly and the Pam,1.1y S1y Sot mad at society and didn't hold back. 25. Exile on Main Street by the Rolling Stones. The last of the 60's protest material from the Stones. The best basement record ever made. 26. Music From Big Pink by the Band. Dylans former backup band did it on its own. 27. Revolver by the Beatles. The second concept album from the Beatles. 28. Magical Mystery Tour by the Beatles. The movie was a flop, but the album continued the style ideas from "Sgt. Peppers," making it a classic. 29. Beatles '65 by the Beatles. The first of many concept albums the Beatles would produce. 30/ Aftermath by the Rolling Stones. The first Stones album. Shows musical diversity that would become standard for rock 'n roll for the late 60's. 31. Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin. The introduction of 70's heavy metal. JfIkinS Book by Stevie Wonder. Stevie s break from Motown. 33. Quadrophenia by the Who. One of the best concept albums of all time, featuring elaborate sound effect implementations. 34. The Doors by the Doors. Jim Morrison's best. A major contribution to rock 'n roll of the late 60's, and only worthwhile Doors album from the most overrated rock group in history. 35. Double Fantasy by John Lennon. Lennon s last hurrah. Without Yoko's stuff, it would be in the top 20. 36 Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin. Has the classic single of the 70's, as well as other good productions. 37. Willy and the Poor Boys by Creedence Clearwater Revival. The album that peaked the performance of the best American single's band. 38. London Calling by the Clash. Although punk rockers, they have a ton-o-stuff to say. 38. The Pretenders by the Pretenders. A great debut album. Schizophrenia from the best 40. Lola Versus Powerman and Monevgoround by the Kinks. The Kinks' unique style showed through on this great singles, but stylistically concept, album. "Lola" alone makes this album worth the money x. 41"_'rh® Basement Tapes by Bob Dylan and the Band. Dylan and the Band jammin' in the basement. 42 Innervisions by Stevie Wonder. Stevie gGiS a6ep. 43 Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence bayou singles music that was still rough, but full of commentary. 44. Axis: Bold as Love by the Jimi Hendrix Expedience. The Master's second. 45. The James Gang Rides Again by the James Gang. Joe Walsh makes his presence felt in 70's rock. ' 46. Mott by Mott the Hoople. Who? A great heavy metal album that only Martin Scorcese remembers. 47 The Harder They Come by Jimmy Cliff and others. A great sampling of reggae. 48. Music of my Mind by Stevie Wonder. Stevie keeps it going. 49. Rumors by Fleetwood Mac. Mac's best effort deserves to be in the top 50. One of the most remembered albums of the 70's. 50. Running on Empty by Jackson Browne. An experimental album recorded on a concert tour. 51. Graceland by Paul Simon. Shows a good comeback and shift of gears for the soft-singing Simon. 52. The River by .Bruce Springsteen. Bruce's version of Dylan's Blonde on Blonde. 53. The History of Otis Redding by Otis Redding. Redding comes on powerfully in this collection of his life's works. 54. 461 Ocean Boulevard by Eric Clapton. Another Clapton album that shows the rock 'n roll skill which created guitar standards for the 60's and 70's. 55. Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin. Zeppelin continues its heavy metal mastering. 56. Shaved Fish by John Lennon. Although a greatest hits album, its collects Lennon's works that complement each other well. 57. Get Yer Ya Ya's Out by the Rolling Stones. Even though it's recorded live, it doesn't sting, it bites. 58. Edgar Winter's White Trash by the Edgar Winter Group. A single's album that features Winter's peak in songwriting. 59. Fire and Water by Free. Pure 70's hard rock. More deep punk, with a pinch of pop thrown in 60. Volunteers by the Jefferson Airplane. Simply the Airplane's best. 61. Days of Future Passed by the Moody Blues. The M.B. had many good deep rock 'n roll cuts with a symphony to boot. 62. Hollywood Dream by Thunderclap Newman. Another album nobody heard of, but none the less, a rock classic. 63. Forever Changes by Love. The best album to set the mood of the summer love. 64. Joe Cocker! by Joe Cocker. OOOAAAHHHH! rri_35 *Bsy chedelic Shack by the Temptations. The Temps let loose. ,X76®' Gotel, California by the Eagles. Joe Walsh teaches the Eagles how to rock. 67^ Band on the Run by Paul McCartnev. McCartney's best single effort. 68. Live Bullet by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band. ,Seger is awesome live, and this album propelled them to stardom 69 Tommy by the Who. The album where Daltrey s singing peaks. The album where mentals S 1S m°re than heavy instru" TWngS Must Pass by George Harrison. Harrison proves that he was more than just a session guitarist. 71. Astral Weeks by Van Morrison. You a,cqaire a ta-ste for him, but his rockers this one> affected many 70's 72. Moby Grape by Moby Grape. Another grearafb°uUmneVer °f that is aU around Prorn^^K8!1^ °f Pa,e by Proco1 Harum. it's mirk E UniqUe muSic style left 74. Frampton Comes Alive bv Peter rampton. One of the most popular live albums ever made shows Frampton at his 75 Street Survivors by Lynvrd Skvnvrd SZ ™Ck'S £in6St ^ 5SS See Rock pg. 13 Metal band is a real ear burner BUND ILLUSION The Sane Asylum (Combat Records) At first look, the song titles on "The Sane Asylum," the debut album of Blind Illusion; titles such as "Blood Shower" and "Death Noise," could make you dismiss them as just a run-of-the-mill death metal band. This would be a mistake, because if you did, you would be missing out on some of the most innovative and original metal to come along in years. . The members of Blind Illusion eschew most of the cliches of standard speed metal. They rely instead on shifting tempos and interesting harmonic structures which seem at times to be almost classical in construction. Bassist Les Clay pool (formerly of the band Possessed) contributes some of the most incredible bass passages I've heard in a long time. It seems likely that Claypool has some amount of jazz training, as his bass riffs are constantly in motion. Often, the band reminds one of early Iron Maiden, both in sound and construction. The albums lyrics demonstrate that, while not totally Christian inspired, the band is definitely anti-Satanic. For example, in "Blood Blind Illusion records on the Combat label Shower," a song about Armageddon, with some concepts lifted directly out of the Biblical Book of Revelations, the lyrics state that when final judgement comes, "It's Satanist souls - not ours he'll take/ To rid forever/ From the universe/ Those who claim their fate/ With Lucifer." The only major drawback to the album lies with band leader Marc Biedermann. While his guitar work is great, his singing is very standard. Biedermann shouts and growls the lyrics just as most average death metal singers. This is quite disappointing when one considers the originality and talent which lies in virtually every other aspect of the album. Don't let all of this heavily analytical stuff I've been writing so far fool you. Far and above everything else, "The Sane Asylum" is a definite ear burner. The band put all of its musical talent and finesse together to create an album which, if played loud enough, will peel the paint off the walls and clean out your sinuses. —Rick Luehr Drum sounds dominate new release SISTERS OF MERCY Floodland (Electra Records) Following the release of The Sisters Of Mercy's first LP, "First and Last and Always," the band split. The Mission and The Sisterhood evolved as a result. Andrew Eldritch, the leader of the original Sisters, has joined up with Patricia Morrison, former bassist for The Bags and The Gun Club, and The Doktor drum machine to rekindle that exceptional sound found on "First and Last and Always," and on the rare Sisterhood LP, "The Gift." Eldritch, Morrison, and The Doktor created the "The Gift," a unique LP that is a must for all Sisters fans. The trio has recently released another masterpiece, reclaiming the original The End is near! The End is near! Photography "Specializing in elegant wedding photography Racine, Wl (414)637-8984 We Call It Special Checking • Free Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME 0 Bank of Elmwood 0U(/ (xirfte/ tienm e Green Acre Office 4708 Northwestern Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 53406 Main Office 2704 Lathrop Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 53405 (414) 554-5321 Motor Bank Durand at Kentucky FDIG name, The Sisters of Mercy. The new LP, "Floodland," explores the development of different drum machine sounds, and creates a seemingly, doomy tone. The addition of Morrison's vocals ruins the hope for a replica of The Sisters' earlier sound. Overall, "Floodland" is purposely spiritual and generates exceptional sound quality. —George Koenig Jazz band offers more than music by Ken McCray Last Sunday at Milwaukee's City Club, I had the pleasure of being part of the well-attended Uncle Festive concert. The concert was sponsored by radio station WBZN 100.7. Uncle Festive took the stage after the band Oceans, at approximately 9 p.m. and played for about 90 minutes. During the night, Festive played many tunes from all three of their albums: '86's "Say Uncle" and their soon to be released "Young People With Faces." But the highlight of the concert was that each of the band members played at least two solos. The evening started out with the quick, crisp, and loud percussion sounds of Bud Harner. The audience was then transformed by the smooth, impressive virtuoso bass playing of Marc Levine (who happens to resemble Geddy Lee). John Pondel, the guitarist, added excitement throughout the night with his rock-oriented style of guitar playing. One interesting comment overheard from a woman in the crowd was "lie's so short." The response was, "good thing guitar-playing ability and height are not related." FinallyLbest for last? Ron Pedley, composer and ^ arranger, kept the women* screaming with his gyrating pelvis and non-stop voracious playing of the keyboards. Uncle Festive is a Los Angeles based band and con> trary to belief, are well established in the world of touring and recording. Pondel's guitar can be heard on a few TV soundtracks, such as Hard Copy, St. Elsewhere and Dallas. Harner has played on several of Barry Manilow's top hits as well as on his world concert tours, and has also been a featured artist in Modern Drummer Magazine (May '86). Levine's music speaks for itself -he is currently one of L.A.'s top session bass players. In addition, the band members have played with Freddie Hubbard, Stanley Clarke, Steve Bach, and Paul Anka. Some of the band members have also played back up to such artists as Manilow, Bette Midler, Melba Moore, Stevie Wonder, composer Pat Williams, and many others. So if you didn't see Uncle Festive on Manilow's TV special, and didn't see them at the City Club, don't worry. Uncle Festive will be appearing July 3 and 4 at Summerfest's brand new Jazz/New .Age stage.. Fuel up for Finals! THE END PartiskJe Activities Board Wrestlers rewarded for strong season The Parkside Union by Ted Price The Ranger Wrestling team held its annual wrestling awards banquet last Sunday. Awards were given and season highlights were replayed and rehashed. The Ranger wrestlers had a fairly successful 1987-88 season that could best be described as a transitional year. Three seniors closed out their careers, while four sophomores and five freshmen were still gaining experience for the years to come. The grapplers still had a fine season as they managed to post a 9-3 dual meet record, extend their win streak against Wisconsin opponents to 32 in a row, and also had two wrestlers, Jack Danner and Mark Hemauer, earn All- American honors. Here are some individual highlights of the 1987-88 wrestling season: Tim Whiting-Freshman, 142 lbs. Whiting had a few injury problems early and wrestled at one of the deeper weight classes on the team. He posted a 10-11-1 season record and placed third at the Stevens Point Open and sixth at the Midwest Classic. He also placed third at the NCAA II West Regional and qualified for the NCAA II national tournament, but did not place. Greg Stritchko-Freshman, 177 lbs. Stritchko was a hard-working freshman that needed to gain some college experience. His season record was 7-14. Doug Bremer-Freshman, 190 lbs. Bremer also had injury problems and a lack of experience. His season record was 4-13. Kevin Tremeiling-Freshman, Heavyweight Tremelling really improved toward the end of the year and fell just short of a national tournament berth. His season record was 16-17-1, and he played an intregal part in keeping the Rangers' Wisconsin win streak intact against Whitewater with a tie that preserved a 23-20 victory. Scott Stephenson-Freshman, 158 lbs. Stephenson was a red-shirt freshman who was also bitten by the injury bug but recorded an 11-6 record. He placed third at the Stevens Point Open a nd won three matches at the NAIA nationals while falling one match short of earning All-American honors. Stephenson was also an NAIA District 14 honorable mention. 190 lbs. against state rival UW-LaCrosse. John Karl-Sophomore, 142 lbs. Karl came out on top of a 142 pound dog fight to man the varsity spot, accumulated a season record of 21-15. He placed fourth at the Southwest Missouri St. Invitational, fourth at the Wheaton Invitational, and second at the Stevens Point Open. Karl qualified for the NAIA nationals and won one match, but did not place. He was also an District 14 honorable mention Dennis DuChene-Sophomore, 126 lbs. DuChene led the team with 37 wi ns on his way to a 37-10 record. DuChene racked up third place finishes at the Stevens Point Open, the Wisconsin Collegiate Open, and the Southwest Missouri St. Invitational. He was runner-up at the Warhawk Invitational, See Wrestling awards page 18 Doug Parker-Sophomore, 142 lbs Parker was a valuable wrestler who filled in wherever an injury created a vacancy. His season log was 13- 18, and he had the unique distinction of winning matches at four different weight classes, including a victory at REC CENTER: Mon.-Fri. 8:30 am-10 pm MINI MART- Won.-Wed. 11 am-7 pm IVIINI If I Hit I. Thur.-Fri. 11 am-4 pm CLOSED CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7 pm-10 pm Watch for posted summer hours Finals Week SEMESTER BREAK SUMMER SCHOOL DINING ROOM: COFFEE SH0PPE: UNION SQ. GRILL: Mon.-Wed. 7:30 am-7 pm Thur.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm Mon.-Thur. 7:30-8 pm Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm Mon.-Wed. 11 am-2:30 pm 8 pm-10:30 pm Thur.-Fri. 4:30 pm-7:00 pm UNION SQ. BAR: Mon?TtFrio»n:^ Fri. 10:30 am-7 pm SWEET SH0PPE: CLOSED pm CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Ranger Thursday, May 5, 1988 1 1987-88 UW-PARKSIDE WRESTLING TEAM FRONT ROW (L to R): Arthur Demerath, Dennis DuChene, Doug Parker, John Spahr, Dan Hall, and Dale Hall. MIDDLE ROW (L to R): Coach Jim Koch, Tim Whiting, Jack Danner, Mark Dubey, Todd Stephenson, John Karl, Assistant Coach Bob Gruner, and Assistant Coach Todd Yde. BACK ROW (L to R): Ted Price, Scott Stephenson, Mark Hemauer, Greg Stritchko, Doug Bremer, Kevin Tremelling, and Robert Topps. MMHBUtiHHH HHUIUll ISKWSSimW Wrestling summary IRDER TELEPHONE SERVICE IN AUGUST, AND AVOID CRAMMING IN SEPTEMBER! 1-393-1490' (Mon.-Fri. 10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m.) When it comes to orderering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order immediately after August 1st, and prepare yourself early for the fall semester. Two, wait until the semester begins, then rush, along with a host of other students, to the nearest telephone and order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. * Toll-free when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. ©Wisconsin Bell AN AmtmncH COMPANY MHssreswiagB^ Wrestling awards from page 17 He earned the first seed at the NAIA nationals, but fell one match short of placing. He was selected to the District 14 second team and led the team in reversals, near falls, and technical falls. He received the Most Inspirational Award from his teammates, and is also the first Parkside wrestler ever to win his 70th career match as a sophomore. His career record now stands at 70-24. Mark Hemauer-Sophomore, 167 lbs. Hemauer took third at both the Stevens Point Open and the Midwest Classic, fourth places at the Warhawk and Southwest Missouri St. Invitationals, and won championships at the Wisconsin Collegiate Open and Wheaton Invitational. He culminated his season with a fourth place finish at the NAIA national tournament, and was selected to go to Australia with the NAIA cultural exchange team this summer. Hemauer had a season record of 35-11, and led the team in takedowns with 129, falling nine short of the record for most takedowns in a season held by assistant coach Todd Yde. He was also on the District 14 first team and was voted the Most Improved Wrestler by his teammates. Mark Dubey-Senior, 150 lbs. Dubey had to sit out most of the first semester with a knee injury but still cam e back to earn a 25-10-1 record. He placed third at the Warhawk Invitiational, runner-up at the Midwest Classic, Southwest Missouri St. and Wheaton Invitationals, and was a champion at the Wisconsin Collegiate Open. Dubey won three matches at the, NAIA nationals but also fell one match short of placing. He was a tri-captain, a member of the District 14 THE FAR SII and also won championsnips at the Midwest Classic and the Wheaton Invitational. second team, and led the team with 12 pins to earn the Dan Hall Memorial Pinners Award. Dubey was also an NAIA and NCAA II Academic All-American for the second year in a row. Jack Danner-Senior, 134 lbs. Danner was a runner-up at the Midwest Classic, won championships at both the Stevens Point Open and Southwest Missouri St. Invitational, and earned All-American honors with an eighth place finish at the NAIA national tournament. His season record stood at 31-9 and he was selected to the District 14 first team. Danner was an NAIA and NCAA II, Academic All- American for the second year also. He was a tri-captain and was selected as the Most Valuable Wrestler by his teammates. Danner finished his career with 106 career wins to place him sixth on Parkside's alltime win list. Dan Hall-Senior, 126 lbs. Hall had a 12-6 season record while being hampered by a rib cartilage injury throughout the year. He was third at the Stevens Point Open and runner-up at the Warhawk Invitational. Hall was the third tri-captain and an NCAA II Academic Ail-American for the second year, along with Danner and Dubey. He also set a new record for most falls in a career with 51. Unfortunately, Hall was tragically killed in an auto accident earlier this spring. The annual Parkside Pinner's Award is now given in his name. Coach Jim Koch was also selected as District 14 Coach of the Year, along with UWRiver Falls' Byron James. By GARY LARSON "Nope. I cant do it either.... Dusty! Can you make an 'O' with your lips?" Women stand atop field of 18 at Elmhurst relays by John Marter The women's track team captured a narrow victory at the Elmhurst Relays last Saturday from a field of 18 teams. In a cliffhanging finish, Parkside was tied with North Central with only the 1600 meter relay left. The race ended with three teams crossing the line with less than a second between them, with Wheaton first, Parkside second, and North Central third. The final score was 74 points for Parkside to North Central's 72. The 1600m relay consisted of Michelle Marter-Rohl, Nancy Marter, Tracy Karshna, and Yolanda Finley. Finley finished the final leg in 56.3 seconds to bring the total time to 3:47.4. The relay team of Jacqueline Cotton, Finley, Karshna, and Becca Scott was first in the sprint medley with a time 1:48.4, and in the 400m relay as well with a time of 48.4. Paula Stokman took the 5000m run in 18 minutes 14.7 seconds. Stacey Kisting and Anne Stokman also scored team points with fifth and sixth place finishes. Another winner was Becca Scott in the 100m dash with a Golfers strong despite winter layoff by Robb Luehr After waiting all winter for a chance to play, the Ranger men's golf team finally got out for the spring season. On April 19, the Rangers played in their first meet of the spring at the Oshkosh Collegiate, an eight team tournament. They didn't seem to show any signs of the winter layoff as they shot a team total 394, good for fourth place in the tournament. It was kind of a full house of scores as two men totaled 77 a nd three scored 80. Dave Wente and Steve Gerber shot the 77's, while Scott Brandt, Steve Jerrick and Steve Miller had the 80's. Four days later, a partial team of Rangers traveled to Lawsonia Links in Green Lake, WI, for a tournament. There was no team score kept for Parkside due to the lack of a full team. Wente led the small Ranger contingent with a (42-37)-79. Miller and Gerber shot identical (41-43)-84's and Brandt had (43-47)-90. This past weekend, the full Ranger team went to Stevens Point for the Pointer Invitational. The Parkside squad fared very well as they finished fourth out of 15 teams. Wente again played the best for the Rangers, shooting a (37-38)-75, tying him for medalist honors with Mickey Gilbert of Stevens Point and Charlie Brown of Stout. Other scores for Parkside were: Gerber, (39-40)-79; Jerrick, (40-43)-83; Brandt, (41- 44)-85; and Miller, (45-44)-89. Rangers gear for playoffs by Rex Jefferson With the school year rapidly coming to a close, postseason play for the Ranger baseball squad is just around the corner. Last weekend, Parkside learned that its opponent in the second round would be Lakeland College, if .the Hangers are able to get around UW-Milwaukee in round one. In order to move on to face Lakeland, Parkside must win one of two games tomorrow against the Panthers here at Parkside. The Rangers currently hold a 2-0 edge in the best of five series against them. If they do succeed, Lakeland will travel here to face the Rangers in a doubleheader starting around 1 p.m. on Wednesday. One game will be played Thursday to determine who hosts the districtfinals that Saturday, most likely against UW-Stout. * * * « * Coming into the week, Armand Bonofiglio continues his hot-hitting, going seven for 12 in the last three games to push his average to .508. A1 Albert leads the squad in runs scored with 30, and has pushed his average to .460, second on the club. Jack Klebesadel has hit in his last 11 at-bats, and has 12 RBI in the last three games. He is currently hitting .415 and is third in RBI with 20. Ken Neese and Brian Gauthier are also among the leaders in hitting. Gauthier's average is currently at .349, while Neese has pushed his to .397. Jeff Lemmermann is leading the pitching staff with a 2.10 ERA and a 5-0 record, while Darrin Pluskota is beginning to get hot with two complete game wins in his last three starts. Steve Leonard is 4-0, while Dennis Oakley is 2-1 to highlight the staff. As a whole, the team has scored 46 runs in its last 14 innings, and has raised its record to 15-5. time of 12.0 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohl qualified for nationals in the 1500 by winning the race in 4:28.4. Nancy Marter also qualified for nationals with a close win in the 800 with a time of 2: 14.0. Parkside's Veronica Chamlee finished fourth in that race. In the men's meet, Dan Peterson had some impressive finishes. He was the first in the 3000m steeplechase with a time of 9:15.3, and second in the 1500m run with a time of 4:00.1. He also participated in the fourth place finish of the sprint medley. The relay consisting of Pe- 'terson, Dan Vogt, Todd Nommenson, and Todd Brawner finished in 3 minutes 38.8 seconds. Mike Nelson also scored points with a fourth place finish in the 5000. The men's team captured 26 points for a ninth place team finish in a field of 23 teams. Team Results Women 1. UW-Parkside 74 2. North Central 72 3. Wheaton 64 4. UW-Milwaukee 75 5. Lewis College 51 6. North Park 49 Men 1. DuPage 112 2. Lewis College 67 3. Northwestern 49 4. Wheaton 45 4. North Central 45 (tie) BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL? DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS Before you burn out on studying, pick up the phone and call Domino's Pizza, In just 30 minutes we'll deliver hot, delicious pizza right to your door. No problem! Call Us, Kenosha! 654-5070 2136 Washington 652-1222 8028 22nd Avenue 654-5577 4919 60th Street Our drivers carry less than $20.00. Limited delivery area. 1 1988 Domino s Pizza. Inc Six Pack of Coke For Only 99C With Any Pizza Purchase! Expires: 5/31/88 One coupon per order. Not valid with any other | coupon or offer. At participating stores only. | Call Us, Kenosha! J 654-5070 2136 Washington 652-1222 8028 22nd Avenue 654-5577 ® 4919 60th Street J Sluggers win streak extended to 13 as season nears close by Jeff lemmermann The Parkside baseball team won its 14th and 15th games of the season at home last Saturday by beating the Mac. - quette Warriors in an afternoon double header, extend* ing the Ranger winning string to 13 straight gamesv fi j* ' In game one, ^ Parkside struck hard and Quick, sending 13 men to the plate before the Warriors could get but of the inning*, With runn ers on second and third, with two out and one in, Ren Neese, Ron Wilkc* and Gary Fritscftftlt consecutive doubles id make itN$ r:: ' /-"v ^ i I3oug Londo, ai Albeit {who led off the game with a sin* glei, ^ack. Klebesadel;^ and Armand Bonofiglio each banged, out Singles immediately after the double assault to put the game away early. photo by Dave McEvoy At Albert lays off a pitch in the dirt In all, eight Rangers crossed Oakley each tossed a pair of the plAte in the inning on nine scoreless innings for Parkside hits* ' , ' " ' *** | j ; j-/ '• *" to keep the game on ice. Darrin Pluskota and Dennis Offensively, the Rangers struck for three more runs in the third, caj ,>ed off by Jeff Reikowski's two-run single to make it li-O. Marquette answered with a solo run in the fifth, but It was hardly enough as Parkside won its 12th straight, 11- V Dennis Oakley was the winner, raising his mark to 2-1. Parkside threatened to break game two open in the first again, scoring four times on five hits to take the early lead. That stood up until the third when Warrior hitters awoke for three runs off Ranger reliever Steve Leonard. The big blow came on a three-run homer which cut Parkside's lead to one. Parkside responded quickly, though, hitting the paywindow four times, with Jack Klebesadel doing most of the damage on a bases-loaded triple to make it 8-3. Again, Marquette came back, scoring three more time in the fourth to make it 8-6. Parkside opened the flood gates, though. In the fifth. Klebesadel again provided the punch with a bases-loaded double to drive in his fourth, fifth and sixth runs in the game. After the smoke cleared, six Rangers had crossed the plate in the inning, and Parkside held a 14-6 advantage. Jeff Lemmermann struck out four in two innings to get the victory, with Dan Langendorf and John Hagen each working an inning of scoreless relief to secure Parkside's 13th straight victory. Men's Tennis Netters finish up and down season at 6-9 by Don Cobb , The Ranger men's tennis > team took a somewhat disappointing 5-9 record into its final match of the season at Concordia College on Wednesday (May 4). The Rangers will more than likely finish at 6-9, adding a probable win against a weak Concordia team that Parkside defeated in its first meeting by a 9-0 score. One would have to go all the way back to April 19 to find the netters' last victory. In that match, the Rangers soundly beat Carthage by a 6- 3 score to raise their record tat the time to 4-5. The only losses for the Rangers in the match were Jeff Stanich's 5-7, 3-6 loss to Dave Antilla; Brian Chike's 2-6, 2-6 loss to Chuck Werve; and the doubles team of Stanich-/ Randy LeCount's loss to Antilla / Werve, 7-6, 1-6, 6-7 (4-7 tiebreaker). The Ranger netters did record another win without even stepping on the court as Carroll College failed to field a team for the scheduled April 20 matchup. The result Was a win by forfeit for the ^Rangers, which raised their record to 5-5 at the time. The men then traveled to Northeastern Illinois on April 25, looking to avenge an earlier 4-5 loss to the team from Chicago. The result was no different as the Rangers dropped a 3-6 decision, with four of the nine matches c , . _ 1980 Ranger Tennis Team From left toi right: Andy Callahan, Kirk Noha, Brian Chlke, Jeff Stanich, Joe Barrette, Randy LeCount. and Coach Dick Frecka, (Not pictured Mark Murray). y cvuum' going to three sets. The loss dropped the Rangers' record to 5-6 at the time. Those matches which went to three sets were number one singles man Joe Barrette's 7-5, 2-6, 1-6 loss to Paul Crane; number one doubles team Stanich/LeCount's 4-6, 7-6 (7-5 tiebreaker), 4-6 loss to Crane / Mike Pacini; number two doubles team Barrette/ Chike's 7-6 (7-4 tiebreaker), 6- 7 (4-7 tiebreaker), 6-4 win over Luke Zuetmulder/Chris Metke; and number three doubles team Kirk "Yannick" Noha / Andy Callahan's 3-6,6- 3, 4-6 loss to Jim DeJesus / Al Aquino. The Rangers then lost a pair of matches by 4-5 scores, the first being to UW-Green Bay on April 23, and the second to Beloit on April 28. The men were forced to play in the "Ranger Dome" (Phy Ed building) against Green Bay due to rain, and the result was a "soggy" performance by the Rangers. Winning for the Rangers were Stanich, Barrette, Callahan, and the number two doubles team of Barrette / Chike. The close loss lowered the netters' record to 5-7 at that time. The second straight 4-5 lo ss came to Beloit (also the second time the Rangers lost 4-5 to Beloit), which dropped the Rangers' record to 5-8 at the time. Winning for the Rangers were the numbers four through six singles players LeCount, Noha, Callahan, respectively. The number two doubles team Barrette / Chike also prevailed, to give the match its final 4-5 score. The men then took a break from dual match play by competing in the alwaystough eight-team Midwest Invitational at Whitewater. The netters managed a sixth place finish, which was a respectable showing, considering the teams' ineligibility and injury problems that have plagued them all season. The tournament featured some of the best teams in the Midwest, with host Whitewater proving to be the best of the lot as they took first. The team returned to Whitewater two days later to take on the Warhawks in a dual meet. The result was a 2-7 loss for the Rangers, which lowered their record to the 5-9 present mark (at Ranger press time - not counting the Concordia match). Pulling out victories for the Rangers were Callahan, in a 7-5, 3-6, 6-3 win over Mike Sauer, and the number three doubles team Noha-/ Mark Murray in a 6-2, 6-2 win over Massa / Foley. The Rangers' probable 6-9 finish (counting the Concordia match) on the season was disappointing, but not unexpected, due to the previously mentioned ineligibility and injury problems. Head coach Dick Frecka had stated at the beginning of the year that if his team finished at .500, they would have had a good year because of his team's problems and the tough schedule they would play. The 6-9 finish was not See Tennis page 16 16 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger sassansffiffiSBassB^^ Lady Rangers primed for District 14 softball tourney by Robb Luehr With tournament time approaching, the Parkside women's softball team has been playing well-make that very well. Up until this past Sunday, the Rangers had been riding a 10-game winning streak. The streak began with the doubleheader against the National College of Education on April 20 and ended four days ago against UW-Green Bay. During the streak, the Parkside margin of victory was at least five runs per game. The NAIA District 14 tournament begins this weekend, and the Rangers tuned up for that last week. On April 26. they hammered the University of Illinois- Chicago, 8-0, for six innings when the rain came, washing out the end of that game and the entire second game. The Rangers were also rained out the next day, but returned to action last Friday and Saturday in the University of Chicago tournament, which actually turned out to be just two more games under their belts. One of the four teams in the tournament backed out just a few days before, so the "tournament" was reduced to three teams- Parkside, Trinity College and the host team. The Rangers played two games on Friday, one against each team. They demolished Trinity 24-0 in six innings, and pounded U-C 6-1. On Saturday, head coach Linda Draft didn't feel the caliber of competition was beneficial to her team so the squad didn't return for the second day of the "tournament." On Sunday, the 10-game winning streak came to an abrupt halt in Green Bay as the Lady Phoenix beat the Rangers not once, but twice, by scores of 3-1 and 2-1. The sudden lack of offensive punch surprised Draft. "I was just flabbergasted." Draft said. "I wondered where this team came from. It didn't look like mine." Later that day. Draft's squad played Lakeland and picked up again where they left off before Green Bay, Photo by Jim Maastricht Kim Vanderbush strokes the bail in a recent game beating the Lady Muskies 10-0 (six innings) and 8-1. Due to the two losses to Green Bay, Parkside's district tournament seeding fell to fourth, when it would have been higher had the losses not occurred. The Rangers now have to play the number one seeded team UW-Superior, in one semi-final. UW-Green Bay Shane Rawley's serves up summer sand volleyball The Shane Rawley Sports Center has begun its registration for summer league volleyball. Coed, Men's and Women's leagues are available and the Coed leagues will have a competitive and recreational level of play. The adult league will run from June 6 to September 9. There is a player fee of $15 but no sponsor fee. The youth league, for high school players only, will run from June 13 to August 19. There is a $10 player fee. The youth league will play on Tuesday nights starting at 6 p.m. Registration for summer leagues ends may 23. The Shane Rawley Sports Center will be featuring special tournaments this summer that will be announced at a later date. For more information, call the SRSC at 886-3400. ioTTCl! Student Job Openings in the Parkside Union All positions available Spring Semester with some special event work required thi s semester. Students must be o f leg al drinking age and hav e a mi nimum cumulative GPA of 2.00 . BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over-the-counter concession sales, check out and re ntal of recr eation facilities/equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash regi ster and cash ha ndling experience pre ferred bu t no t req uired LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of ele ctronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or p rior experience required. Some specific training will be p rovided. Must be a ble to work evenings and weekends. SET-UP/TEAR DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of chai rs, tables, etc., for dances, rece ptions, mee tings and special events. No prior experience necessary, but applicants should be i n g ood phy sical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. and UW-Eau Claire will square off in the other semifinal. This year represents a return to form for the Rangers. Last year, the team had an off year, with its record hovering around the .500 mark. After six straight years of playing in the national tournament, which was every year since the tournament started in 1981, the Rangers won the District 14 title, but lost in the Bi-District final, denying them a seventh appearance. This year, they look poised to strike. Draft believes the key to thie turn-around is maturity. Last year, freshmen were called on to replace graduated seniors, and they played well, but lacked experience in the college game. But this season, those players have one more year of experience, and that has helped the team. "Instead of having eight freshmen, we have eight sophomores," she said. Another key, according to Draft, is the confidence the players have in their teammates. "They believe in each other to the point where it (one of them) doesn't get a hit, she knows the next one will. This team is very together. "Our pitching and hitting is better (than last year), and I feel we're the best team in the state," she said. Brian Chike dares his opponent to return a winner "v ^ Keh' Netters Tennis from page 20 quite .500, but was respecta-' ble under the conditions. . Look for a better 1989 season from Ranger netters, as last year's number one singles player, Jason Caspers, is APARTMENT HOTEL ROOMS Available. Full maid service, telephone furnished. Weekly rates from $120; Monthly rates from $400. APPLE VALLEY LODGE, Racine. 637.7911. expected to return from « year of ineligibility, as is thi; year's ineligible player, Davi Harris. This should make a stronj team when you add the re turnees Barrette, Stanich Chike, Noha and Callahan The only losses from thi year's team will be LeCoun (graduation) and Murra' (transferring). If things fall into place, th Ranger netters should retun to their winning ways of pas seasons. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 30, May 5, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 10, 1987 University OfWlsconsln-Parkslde armeyer steps down from byKelly McKissick News Editor WhenDon Harmeyer took er the Chalrmanship of the entOrganizations Council ) after Bill Serpe re- ed Isst spring, he didn't his term would end so eyer tendered his res- lion on Friday to Diane h, coordinator of student viII es. SOC presently has one to fill the positions of , Vice Chair and secre- e explains that "It's noth- reallymajor." He had an hlp In the accounting ent at Cherry Elec- Company this summer. was only supposed to be the summer, but they me back and asked me rk there." he said. e said he wouldn't have Urne to hold down job, go to school and e both SOC and the Ranger. "So, something had to go. It was an easy decision to make In knOwing that something had to go, but It was hard deciding what I wanted to give up," he ex- plained. "SOC Is entering a new phase of Its evolution. We just wrote a new constitution and just gained major status last semester. There are a lot of big plans that I had for It this year, but I'm sure they'll be able to pick up the pieces and go on. Someone just a. good or better than me will step In and take over," Harmeyer continued. He sald thai Scott Peterson, chairman of the Segregated University Fee Allocation Committee (SUFAC), will step In temporarily to help SOC. They are currently working on ftIl1ng the Vice Chair position, but will not say who that person will be. Harmeyer realizes that SOC Is In a transitional period Don Harmeyer right now, but he knows that they have a lot of concerned members. HThey're just not going to sit and let SOC fall by the wayside. Someone will step up and say, 'Let's get things rolling.' The new con- stitution outlines the duties of the officers really well, so It's SOC chair not going to be difficult for someone to step In and take .over." He said that when he told Welsh of his resignation, "She was happy that I got the op- portunlty to get some expert- ence, but also a little sad to see that 1 had to give up SOC. She underslands my position. I've always felt that I'm a student first, and 1 wouldn't . be at Parkslde If 1 wasn't get. ting an education." He explalned·that Welsh hired an Intern, due' to an in- crease In the Student Actrvt, ties budget, approved by SUFAC. THIs may give the intern, Tim Lorman, an op- portunity to get further in- volved In SOC. - "The consolation Is that be- cause of the new constitu- tions, there Is no one around to say, 'ThIs Is the way It's been done,' so no matter who steps In, It's going to be brand new, to Harmeyer saId. "Alex Pettit (Parkslde stu. dent Government Association President) has been super Ir, offering to help with SOC. He aa1dthathewouldbe~ to guide the new SOC prest- dent along and help him out with any questions he might have. Scott Peterson has also been super In helping out," he continued. Harmeyer added that the best advice he can give SOC Is to be patient. "You just don't leam everything over- night. It's going to take a lit- tle bit of time, a lot of effort and a lot of help from each club. My advice to the new ChaIrman would be to really use those two (Pettit and Pe- terson) and use their knowl- edge to SOC's advanlage." Harmeyer added that sOC will accept nominations for all three officers' positions at the first meeting Monday, Sept. 14 at 1 p.m. In Molinaro 0-137. Anyone Interersted In the positions should attend or contact Welsh, Union 209. overnorissues encouragement for businesses Gov. Tommy Thompson Inside ConstitutionBicentennial I.tacIershlpseminar set ~t scholar here ....... team Wins first game page 3 page 4 page 10 page 12 by Amy H. Ritter News Editor Governor Tommy Thompson appeared briefly at Parkslde to speak at the beginning of an all-day Governor's Confer- ence on Small Business held In Molinaro Hall, Sept. 1. The conference was one of 17 regional meetings that will . culminate In a statewide na- tional conference. ' "What you say here today will be heard by the decision makers in Madison," Thomp- son told about 150 business- persons present, "and 1 am optimistic that many of your ideas will become law." Thomp.on said that priori- ties listed In a 1981 Gover- nor's Conference have re- . celved the attention of law- makers. He emphasized that results are due to bt-parttsan efforls. Changes In unemployment compensation laws, he said, was rated top on the list of priorities at that conference. In response, significant reo form has been achieved. "The new law allows differ- ential rates for small busi- nesses, which was asked for out of that conference, reo duced rates for those compa- nies with good records, and the opportunity for some bust- nesses to opt out of the sys- "What you say here today will be heard by the decision makers in Madison, and I am optimistic that many of your wishes will become law." Gov. Thompson tem" the governor said. Participants In the 1981 con- ference also requested changes In the inherilance tax, which also has been achieved. In five years, the tax wII be phased out. "I could go around this room and 1 bet each and every one of you could tell me of a relative, of a friend, of somebody who's been assoet- ated 'Yith you In business, that's left the slate of Wiscon- sin because of a high inherit- ance tax," aa1d Thompson. UNo more," Another request met was In regards to Income tax. 'Our Income taxes now are com- petitive with other states." Thompson aa1d his recent veto which saved 60 percent exemption on capital gains met needs expressed at the 1981 conference as well. Thompson has received 600 responses to a state-wtde sur- vey In association with the 1987 conference. The survey showed that the - top concern of the manufac- turing Industry Is Income taxes; and In agriculture, It Is property taxes. Omer Issues raised In the survey were liability insur- ance, unemployment compen- sation, capital gains, payroll taxes, tax credits, inherilance taxes and health care insur- ance. "Your recommendations will receive my immediate attention," Thompson told the participants, "and hopefully also the Immediate attention of the legislature." • Thompson said that in- creased services require In- creased funds, and expanding the tax base Ie a better ap- proach than raising taxes. "I want Wisconsin not only to be the etar of the snow belt, " he concluded, .'I want Wisconsin to be the best. eco- nomic state In the nation. 1 think It can be." Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 2, September 10, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Anderson steps down Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document SOC gets major status by Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor After sbc months of work and five drafts of its constitution, the Student Organizations Council (SOC) has gained major status and is no longer a standing committee of the farkside Student Government Association (PSGA). f!SPA Senate voted on Monday, April 27, in favor of attaining major status, provided the change passes as a fall referendum. SOC's constitution will go into effect July 1. It plans to continue its standing programs, including Toys for Tots, Food for Families, involvement in the Recruitment Fair and helping clubs with budgeting. In addition, it plans to start a Student Orientation Corn- Committee freshmen and a sPrin£ Leadership Workshop Before the Senate vote, Don Harmeyer, president of SOC, addressed the Senate with some of his concerns. "It would be nice if we could set personalities aside and focus on the issues. I don't want SOC to become the political football of PSGA and Ranger. SOC doesn't write what goes in the paper," he said. Harmeyer commented on SOC's accomplishments. "Like I said back in January when I took over SOC chairmanship, our number one goal would be to gain major status. We've accomplished that, so I feel it's been a successfull semester. "We're very proud of the constitution. After five drafts we finally got one we felt we could work with. That's the one we presented to the Senate. It's very hard to sit down and write a 25 page document and have it turn out exactly the way you want it on the first try," he said. Harmeyer also addressed the concerns other major status organizations had about SOC. "With SOC gaining SOC see page 9 Inside... ildinBS Moody visits •. .v.4 Student debuts on TV........................page 5 Women of color special center "Cradle," "Camelot" reviews page 10 Stranglers interview page 11 Wrestler also racewalker ...page 15 PSGA vice president resigns Anderson steps down by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Citing scheduling conflicts and lack of cooperation from colleagues, Parkside Student Government Association Vice President Corby Anderson resigned Tuesday, April 28. At press time, PSGA officials were in the process of setting up a selection procedure for his successor. In his resignation letter, Anderson said the decision "was in the best interests of the university." "I think the senate is an important enough body that we need somebody who can be an effective leader (to serve as vice-president)," Anderson explained when interviewed Wednesday morning. "I thought I could work my way toward that - but I don't envision things getting better; they're just getting worse." The resignation has "very little" to do with the controversy surrounding the senate's approval of SOC's major status bid. "That wasn't a deciding factor," he noted. One of the factors that did contribute to his resignation, Anderson said, was that the job required more time than he had anticipated it would. "When I decided to run, I was told by Sue (Brudvig, former PSGA vice-president) and Adrian (Serrano, former PSGA president) that I would need to put in between 20 and Corby Anderson 30 hours per week. I was prepared to do that, but I wound up putting in that much time and more, and I wasn't getting anything done. "It's not that I can't make it my top priority," he went on. "But I can't make it the only reason I come to school. I do have to work, I do have to take classes and I do have to do well in them." Another problem, according to Anderson, was that he and PSGA President Alex Pettit "got off to a bad start" with the senate. "A lot of people didn't support our candidacy in the beginning, and they weren't about to start after we won the election," he commented. "It's a relatively young senate, and rather than working together to try to gain some experience as a body, the senate seemed to work against me and A1 right from the start." Anderson admits that his inexperience (he had never worked in student government prior to winning the March election) contributed to the difficulty of the transition of administrations, but he doesn't believe all the problems can be traced to that source. "I think my inexperience only hurt me to the extent that other people anticipated I wasn't going to be able to do the job," he said. "And when that's the case, you don't get much cooperation or respect from your colleagues. "You get to feeling," he added, "that you're just a figurehead and that other people are really running the organization." Although the experience hasn't been as rewarding as he would have liked, Anderson has no regrets about seeking as capturing the position. "The vice-presidency is something you can't really prepare for," he explained. "But it's been a good experience for me - and I don't think I'm the only one who benefitted from it. If anything can be gained from this (resignation), I hope it's that people will realize how important student leadership positions like PSGA vice-president are." i ne old and the new PHOTO BY DAVE MCEVOI Past PSGA president Adrian Serrano confers with SOC chair Don Harmeyer at Monday's Senate meeting, in background, current PSGA president Aiex Pettit and ex-SOC chair Bill Serpe listen to the proceedings. Carr takes over Ranger driver's seat Vol. IS, No. 29 Jenny Carr has been named editor-in-chief of the Ranger for 1987-88. The selection was made on the recommendation of a committee consisting of two students, two faculty and a member of the administration. The Ranger Board of Directors then voted to accept the recommendation. She replaces Gary Schneeberger, who has held the position for the past year. Carr served as both news editor and feature editor this year, after contributing as a staff writer during 1985-86. In addition to her Ranger involvement, she's been PSGA senator, a Campus Ambassador, a member of SUFAC, a tutor in the writing center and has served on several faculty and university committees. "I hope the students will recognize that the Ranger is their paper," Carr commented. "I want to encourage students who have story ideas or would like to be part of the Ranger family to come in and get acquainted with our eclectic group. "When I was first a student at Parkside I was very critical of the paper," she continued. "I kept my mouth shut, however, because I was not in a position to give the time necessary to make a contribution." • "When I did become involved, I realized that the production of a quality paper is & difficult job and takes a lot of cooperation from a number of people. (Former editors) Jennie Tunkiecz and Gary Schneeberger have very different managment styles Jenny Carr and they both leave very big shoes for me to attempt to fill." April 30, 1987 University of Wlaconaln-Parkalde Vol. 1 IS, No. 29 The old and the new P t PSGA p dent Adrian Senano confer• with SOC chair Don Harm y1 rat Mond y'a Senate m ting. In background, current PSGA president Alex Pettit and ex~OC chair BIii Serpe II t n to the proceedings. SOC gets major status ter 1x months of work and five drafts of Its constltutlo , the tudent Organlzatton Council (SOC) has gained m Jor status and la no longer a landing committee of the Park ld Student Government Association (PSGA). he P GA Senate voted on Monday. April 27, in favor of ttalning major tatu • provided the change passes f 11 r ferendum. 0 ' constitution wlll go into effect July 1. It plans to n u Its landing program , including Toys for Tots, Food for Families, involvement in the Recnlltment Fair and h )ping club With bu g Ung. In ddltlon, lt plans to ta.rt a Student Orlentatton Committ for fr hmen and a spring Leader hip Work hop mmltt . fo the Senat vote, Don Harmeyer, president of , ddre d the Senate with some of his concerns. "J would be nlce lf w could set personallUes aside and fo us on the issues. don't want SOC to become the pollU- 1 football of PSGA and Ranger. SOC doesn't write what go ln the paper," he said. H rm yer commented on SOC's accompllshmenta. "Like J s Id back in January when I took over SOC chairmanshlp, our number one goal would be to galn major talus. We've accompllsh d th t, so If el tt• been a sucsfull emest r. " e're very proud of th consUtution. After f1v drafts e flnally got one we felt we could work with. That's the one we presented to the Senate. It's very hard to sit down and write a 25 page document and have it tum out exactly the way you want 1t on the fl.nt try," he said. Harmeyer also addressed the concerns other major statu organizations had about OC. "With OC gaining S0Caeepage9 Inside ... James Moody visits •.•••.••••••.•••..•.••••••• page 4 Student debuts on TV •.•••..•..••••..•.••••.• page 5 Women of color peclal. ...•••••..••....•••• center "Cradle," "Camelot" reviews .•..••••••• page 10 Stranglers Interview ........•................ page 11 Wrestler also racewalker .......•...•...••. page 15 . . . . . . . . . PSGA vice P..tesident reslgJ1.! Anderson steps down by Gar L chD Editor Citing scheduUng conflicts and lack of cooperation from colleague • Park Id Student Government Association Vice President Corby And rson resigned Tue day, Aprll 28. At pre s time, PSGA Ottl• la.ls were in the proces of ttlng up a election procedure for his succes or. In his r s gnation letter, Anderson said the decision "was in the best interests of the un1versity." "I think the senate la an Important enough body that we ne d som body who can be a effective leader (to serve as vice-president),'' Anderson explained when Lntervtewed W dnesday morning. "l thought I could work my way toward that - but I don't enviston things getting better: they're just getting worse.'' The resignation has "very Ultl " to do W1th the controversy surrounding the senate's approval of soc• major status bid. "That wasn't a deciding factor," he noted. One of the factors that dld contribute to his resignation, Anderson aid, was that the job required more time than he had anticipated 1t would. "When I decided to run, I was told by Sue (Brudvig, former PSGA vice-president} and Adrl.a.n (Serrano, form r SGA pre ident) that 1 would n d to put Ln between 20 and Corby Anderson 80 hours per week. I was prepared to do that, but I wound up putting 1n that much time and more, an wasn't g tttng anything done. "It's not that 1 can't make 1t my top priority," he went on. ''But I can't mak lt the only res.son I come to school. I do have to work, I do hav to take classes and I do have to do well in them." Another problem, according to Anderson, was that he and PSOA President Alex P Wt "got off to a bad start" with the senate. • A lot of people didn't support our candidacy in the b • giMlng, and they weren't about to start a.tter we won the election," he comment d. "Jl'a a relatively young senate, and rather than working together to try to gain some experience as a body, the nate seemed to work against me and Al right from the et.art.'' Anderson admita that his inexperience (he had nev r worked in student government prior to wlnnlng the March election) contributed to the difficulty of the transition of admlnl trationa, bu he doesn't believe all the problem can be traced to that source. "I think my lnexperlenc only hurt me to the extent that oth r people anticipated I wasn't going to be able to do the job,·' he said. "And when that's the caa , you don"t get much cooperation or respect from your colleagues. ''You get to feeling,.. he added, ''that you're just a fig. u.reh.ead and that other people are really running th organization." Although the experience hun't been aa rewarding as h would have llk d, Anderson baa no regre about seekbtg as capturing the position. ''The vice-preeldency 1s something you can't really prepare for," he explalned. "But lt's been a good experience or me • and I don't think I'm the only one who benef1tted from lt. H anyth1rt can be gained from th1a (re • lgnation), I hope lt's that people wU1 realize how important student leadership poslUo like PSGA vice-preeld nt are. ♦ ' Carr takes over Ranger driver's seat J nny Carr has been named editor-in-chief of the Ranger for 1987-88. The selection was made on the recommendation of a committee conststJng of two students, two faculty and a member of the adminlstration. The Ranger Board of Directors then voted to accept the recommendation. She replaces Gary Schneeberger, who has held the position for the past year. Carr served as both news editor and feature editor this year, after contributing a a staff writer during 1985-86. In addition to her Ranger in• volvement, she' been SOA senator, a Campus Ambassa• dor, a member of SUFAC, a tutor in the writing center and has served on several faculty and university committees. "I hope the tudents will recognize that the Ranger ls their paper," Carr commented. "l want to encourage students who have story ideas or would llke to be part of the Rang r family to come 1n and get acquainted with our eclectic group. "When I was first a student at Parkside I was very crttlcal of the paper," she contln• ued. "I kept my mouth shut, however, ecause I was not Ln a poslUon to give the time necessary to make a contrtbuUon." ' "When I did b come involved, I realized that the productton of a quality paper 1s Q difficult job and takes a lot of cooperation from a number of people. (Former edit.ors) J ennte Tunkiec.z and Gary Schneeberger have very different managment styles Jenny Carr and they both leave very btg shoes for me to attempt to fill ... L --- perspectives 2 Thursday, April 29, 1987 RANGER youn views Masturbation: pro To the Editor: I'm writing in response to Mr. Hogan's letter about his embarassment over the article on masturbation. I'm somewhat embarassed (just a tiny bit) myself - only my embarassment stems from knowing there are adults (I'm assuming Mr. Hogan is over 18 years of age) who are embarassed just by reading about sexuality. And I feel sorry for those who equate non-exploitative articles of sexuality with phrases or terms such as "hit bottom," "disgusting," etc. The article was clearly titled, so that if you were skittish about the topic of masturbation, you didn't have to read it. The Ranger has not pushed "freedom of the press to the extreme." One of the responsibilities of "freedom of the press" is to inform. The article did just that - it informed. And it did so in a non-sensational, nonexploitative manner. I fear for the survival of our society if we are not willing to accept an obviously small risk of the "freedom of the press;" that risk being that we might read some things that will bother us. It's a small price to pay. Hopefully, someday everyone will be willing to pay it. Glen Larson To the Editor: Two things bother me coneering the April 16 edition of the Ranger. The article entitled "Masturbation is safe, satisfying" was woefully inappropriate and perhaps misplaced. This article would have served a better purpose in a sex manual. While it could be argued that this article is part of the "Safe Sex Campaign" and prevention of AIDS, etc., I hardly think that students of college age need to be lectured on safe sex practices. This is especially true when one takes into account all of the information which has been made readily available since the ADDS scare broke out. Is this institution In existence for the purposes of developing intellect while attaining higher education, or it is here to serve as a mainstay for social workers from and con To the Editor: Brian Hogan's letter in response to the article on masturbation echoes my own sentiments on the article. The article was hardly informative unless one was interested in Ms. Kranich's personal experiences in the area of selfgratification. In the article Ms. Kranich states that she was in third Planned Parenthood? As staff reporters, editors, publishers, etc., for the Hanger, what you print reflects very much on the other Parkside students - which brings me to my other complaint. I do not appreciate being portrayed as condoning such "literary artwork" as the use of the four-letter "f word" in editorials (as was used in the Prince editorial) or any other article. I hear these words often enough in the hallways or student Union. I do not need to be exposed to them in my student newspaper as well. I Relieve that those responsible for making such slop ought to re-evaluate a few priorities, as you are making a mockery out of the Ranger and those whom it represents - the entire student body here at Parkside. Elizabeth Osredkar grade and that "for some reason" she "knew not to share my experience with any of my schoolmates." Obviously she had more taste and class as a third-grader! She was correct in assuming one thing: nobody asked and quite frankly I'm surprised she thought anyone would care. Diane Perkins Stranger puts protestor in "pique To the Editor: I am writing this letter to protest the sexual slur and innuendo perpetrated by the front cover of your April Fools' issue of t he Stranger. As a man, as a masculist, and as one of Frank Sinatra's biggest fans, I object to that cover's obvious insinuation that Frank Sinatra does not measure up to some standard of masculine attractiveness. While all men are aware of society's standards of beauty, few can measure up to it. Sure, Frank is no Tom Selleck, but hey, with all his hair, Tom Selleck looks more like Chancellor Kaplan than Frank Sinatra does. (Okay, I'll grant that Ms. Kaplan has no mustache, but the point is that if the standards of masculine attractiveness are to have anything to do with objective reality, they should include baldness. You're welcome, Gary.) One cannot look at the Kaplan/ Sinatra photo in isolation: in the same issue, Frank Gorshin and Wayne Dannehl are both demeaned for their shared deviances from the Leading Man Look, and Sports Editor Robb Luehr is once again held up (oof!) to riduicule and derision for the fact that his body will probably never show up in any Soloflex commercials. Granted, your so-called "Mr. Blackwell's Best Dressed List" does mention Ranger award surprises student To ttlA EHitnr* two female professors, presumably included to protect yourself against charges of sexism; this feeble gesture, however, is shown for what it is by the fact that there are not two, not three, but six male professors chided because they fall short of GQ criteria. I call upon the Ranger to learn to understand and annihilate sexism. If this comes at the expense of o ur sense of humor, or ability to laugh at ourselves, our sense of and appreciation for beauty, and the differences between us, so be it. In seriousness, blandness and sameness only can we collectively triumph. In a fit of pique, Paul Berge the Editor: When I first read that the Ranger won a national award for excellence among college and university newspapers, I was surprised. After reading the last few issues, that surprise has changed to shock. Have national standards sunk so low that the Ranger ranks among the top college papers in the United States? I surely hope that these high marks have not been based upon content. Kim Kranich's article "Masturbation is safe, satisfying" (April 16, 1987) and one of the (personal) ads found in the current issue (April 23, 1987) "The exploitation of Frank Sinatra based on his physical appearance deeply upsets us. We ca n feel ourselves becoming anorexic already. Nancy and Frank Jr." Constance Rovelsta EDITORIAL STAFF Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr News Editor Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor Kimberlie Kranich Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Tyson Wilda Asst. Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr sports Editor Michael J. Rohl Asst. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter Copy Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Photo Editor Leo Bose Asst. Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan Business Manager Don Harmeyer Asst. 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To Ul EdHor: I'm writing In respo e to Mr. Hogan's letter about h1I embaraaament over the arti• cle on masturbation. I'm somewhat emba.rassed (just a tiny blt) my elf. only my emba.rassment stems trom knowing the are adults (I'm assuming . Hogan 1a over 18 yean of ag ) who are embaraa ed just by reading about aexuallty. And I fe 1 sorry for those who equate non-exploitative articles of sexuality with phrases or terms such a.a "hit bottom," "dlaguetlng," etc. Th article WU clearly tilled, so that If you were klttish about the topic of m turba• t1on, you dldn•t have to read lt. The Ranger has not pushed "freedom of the press to the extreme." One of the responslbllltles of ''freedom of the press,. is to Inform. The article did Just that - 1t informed. And it did so In a non-sensational, nonexploitaUve manner. I fear for the survival ot our society lf we are not will· Ing to accept an obviously small ruk of the "freedom of the press;" that risk being that we might read some things that will bother us. It's a small prtce to pay. Hopefully, someday eveeyone w1ll be will1ng to pay it. GI n I.anon • • and con To tbe Editor: Two things bother me concerlng the Aprtl 16 edition of th Rang r. Th artlcl entitled ''Masturbation 1s safe, satisfytng'' was woefully Inappropriate and perh&p misplaeed. ThJa article would have aerv a better purpose tn a aex manual. Wh1I It could be argu d that lhJa article is part or th "Sa! X Campaign" and p ventl n of AIDS, tc., I hardly think that atudenta of 11 ge age ne d to be lectured on safe ex practices. Th1.a is specl.ally true wb n o tak s lnto cc unt all of th lnformaUon which baa mad readily Vall bl th AIDS broke th1B lnaU uUon ln extstnc for th purposes of dev opln lntell ct whll attatning higher e ucatton, or It l here to serve as a mainstay tor 1aJ wor en from RANGER Planned Parenthood? M staff reporters, editors, publishers, tc., for the Ranger, what you print reflects very much on the other Parkside students ~ Which brings me to my other complaJnt. I do not appreciate being portrayed as condoning such "literary artwork " as the use ol the four-letter • 'f word" 1n editorial (as was used In the Prince edltortal) or any other article. I hear these words otten enough 1n the hallways or student Union. I do not need to be exposed to them 1n my student newspaper as well. I 6elleve that those responalble for making such slop ought to re.evaluate a few prlortttes, as you are making mockery out of the Ranger and thOse whom it represents • the entire student body here at Park lde. Elizabeth Osredkar grade and that "for some reason" she "knew not to share my experience wlth any of my schoolmates.' ' Obviously she had mor taste and class a.a a lhlrd-grader! She was correct ln assuming one thing: nobody asked and quite frankly I'm surprised she thought anyone would care. Dian Perkins .. lrour views I Stranger puts protestor in ''pique'' To tbe Editor: I am writing lhls letter to protest the sexual slur and In· nuendo perpetrated by th front cover of your April Fools' issue of the Stranger. As a man, as mascullst, and as one of Frank Sinatra' s biggest fans, I object to that cover's obvious insinuation that Frank Sinatra doe not measure up to some standard of masculine attractiveness. While all men are aware of society's standards of beauty, few can measur up to lt. Sure, Frank ts no Tom Selleck, but hey, with all his hair, Tom Selleck looks more llke Chancellor Kaplan than Frank Sinatra does. (Okay, I'll grant that Ms. Kaplan has no mustache, but the point is that lf the standards of masculine attractiveness are to have anything to do with objective reallty, the y should Include baldne s. You' r welcome, Gary. ) One cannot look at the Kaplan/ Sinatra photo ln isolation: 1n the same issue, Frank Gorshin and Wayne Da.nnebl are both demeaned for their shared deviances from the Leading Man Look, and Sports Editor Robb Luehr is once again held up (oof!) to rtduicule and derision for the fact that his body will probably never show up In any Soloflex commerc ial . Granted , your SO·Call d "Mr. Blackwell's Best Dressed List" does mention two female professors. pre. sumably ineluded to protect yourself against charges of e m : this feebl ge ture, however. ls shown for what tt ls by tile tact that there are not two, not three, but six male professors chided b • cause they fall short of GQ criteria. l call upon the Rang r to learn to understand and rumlhllate sexism. If thi comes at the expense of our sen of humor, or ability to laugh t ourselves, our sense of and appreciation for beauty, and the differences betw en us, so be tt. In seriousness, blandness and samen s only can we collecUvely triumph. ID a flt of pique, Paul Berge Ranger award surprises student To th Editor: When I flrst read tha the Ranger won a national award for excellence among college and university newspapers, I was surprised. After reading the Ia.st few issues, that surprise has changed to shock. Have national standards sunk low that the Ranger ranks among th top college papers in the United tates? I surely hope that these high marks have not been based upon content. Kim Kranich' s article "Masturbation ls safe, $8.tlStying' ' (Aprtl 18, 19 7) and one of the (person l) ads found in the current I ue (April 23, 1987) "The explolla· Uon or Frank Sinatra based on his physical appearance deeply upsets us. W can feel ourselves becoming anorexic already. Nancy and Frank Jr." .-:nintr1tAnce Ro I tad DITORIAL AFF BUSINESS STAFF Ranger is wntten and edited by students of UW-Parkside. who are solely res()OllSlble tor ,ts ed1ton~ ~t cy and content It IS IIUbltShed every Thursday dunng the academte year except over brea ao Gary L. Schneeber r .... ............ ...... Editor Jenny Carr .............................. News Editor Ketly McK1ssick ................ Asst. News Editor Kimberli Kr n ct, ................. Feature Editor Jim Ne1baur .... .............. Entert 1nment Editor Tyson Wilda ......... Asst Entert inment Editor Robb Luehr ............... ......... .. $Ports Editor Mtcha I J . Rohl ............... Asst . Sports Editor Amy H Ritter ... ................ ...... ... Copy Edi.tor Dave McEvoy ............ .... ............ Photo Editor Jack Bomhuetter ...................... Photo Editor Leo Bose ..................... . .... Asst. Photo Editor Andy Buchanan .. ............. Business Manager Don Harmeyer .. ... . . Asst. 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Telephone 414/5-53-2287 (Edrtonal) or 414/553 2295 (Adv rtis• mg) RANGER Thursday, April 29, 1987 3 perspectives Ranger lax in "reporting" details of SOC delay To the Editor: The article "reporting" the delay of the approval of major status for the Student Organizations Council (SOC) and the Ranger's editorial, "Senate sloppy in dealing with SOC," seriously lack the proper perspective and do not include all the issues involved. In fall 1986. SOC placed the pursuit of major status as one of their top priorities of the year. It took six months from the time of inception to final SOC approval for the matter to be presented to the PSGA Senate. To assume that a constitution, titled a fifth draft (not titled final copy) would have to pass in one meeting of the PSGA Senate after it took six months to formulate is absolutely ridiculous. The UW-Parkside Student Organization Handbook, Chapter 10, states: "An organization is granted major group status by the PSGA, Inc., Senate after an extensive application process. For the specific process that a group must go through to become a major status organization, contact the Pro-Tempore of the PSGA, Inc., Senate." Both Don Harmeyer, the current SOC chair, and Bill Serpe, the past SOC chair, were informed by the Pro- Tempore and myself that a three-week process (consistent with the three weeks it took for Peer Support's appeal) was in place and should be used for SOC's appeal. SOC's leadership not only ignored this process, they also failed to notify the PSGA Vice President or Pro-Tempore that this business would be presented to the Senate at the April 20 meeting. This was highly irresponsible. When Peer Support appealed for major organization status in 1981, not only did they present their governing documents, they included a rationale, their budget, a list of accomplishments and their future plans. This information was not presented by SOC to the PSGA senate. Finally, and most important, SOC failed to propose the appropriate changes to PSGA's governing documents: the PSGA constitution (Article IV, sub-article II, section 1), the PSGA Senate By-Laws (XII) and the PSGA Bylaws (SOC's governing documents). I suggest that the Ranger get the facts straight before they accuse the Senate of incomptence. Sue Brudvig 1986-87 PSGA Senate President SOC made some mistakes in major status bid To the Editor: Let's not discuss if SOC should get major status or not. Let's discuss the charges that the PSGA Senate was sloppy and irresponsible for not making a decision on this issue at a recent meeting. The PSGA Senate meeting in question took place April 20. The Senate did make mistakes at this meeting; however the blame for the mistakes is not theirs alone. At its April 8 meeting, SOC approved a a fifth draft of its proposed constitution. They did not make nor pass a motion to appeal for major status. They finally passed the motion to appeal two days after the PSGA Senate meeting on April 22. This is one reason the PSGA Senate should not have been asked to act on this issue at the April 20th meeting. At PSGA's April 20 Senate meeting, Don Harmeyer, the SOC chairperson, asked the PSGA Senate to take action on business that was done at the April 8 SOC meeting, however, no minutes of this meeting were presented to the senators. The Senate should not have been asked to take action on this issue without the minute. SOC has a committee called the Budget and Review Committee (B&RC). I have been attending SOC meetings for over three years and SOC has never approved business of B&RC without minutes of the meeting when the business took place. Why should the SOC chairperson expect the PSGA Senate to pass SOC business without the minutes? This is another reason the PSGA Senate should not have been asked to act on this issue at the Senate meeting of April 20th. SOC started working on this five or six months ago; obviously, it is important. It took them a long time to formulate the constitution. Why should SOC expect the Senate to act in one week? Sure they set up a meeting for those interested to talk about the issue, but this just shows how important the issue is and should just mark the beginning of long debate on the issue. Harmeyer stated that the Senate was irresponsible. What about the half-dozen times this year that SOC minutes should have been presented to the Senate for approval and the SOC chairperson was not at the meeting to present them? Also, it is irresponsible on Harmeyer's part that no documentation of SOC's accomplishments or goals have been presented to the PSGA Senate to supportthe appeal for major status. The PSGA Senate did make mistakes at this meeting, however these facts show that they are not the only group that makes mistakes. We are all students working for the good of the students and what is needed is more communication. I will take fault for some of this lack of communication and the SOC officers need to take some fault also. Adrian Serrano Nobody asked me. but... Why are we making such a fuss over some jokes? by Tyson Wilda Anorexia, AIDS, homosexuality, feminism, chauvinism, racism, sexuality, masturbation, abortion and rape are all wonderful words to use to attract attention to an article. They also make good topics of "tasteless" humor. HELLO! I really hope someone made it past that last paragraph because this is the important part. Is everyone paying attention now? THESE ARE ONLY JOKES!! Somehow, someone seems to have gotten the idea that this "tasteless" humor is a personal attack directed straight at them and meant to publicly humiliate them and anyone like them. Somehow, the new sensitive mood of the Eighties seems to have replaced our collective sense of humor. Lately, there's an anti-sexism bandwagon claiming that a photo poking fun at Chancellor Kaplan is a disgrace to all women. These same people seem to have completely missed the fact that the editor of this same publication was shown bald on the front page and Sports Editor Robb Luehr was the target of a joke about obesity. The argument could be made that this would make men feel insignificant about their self-images much more directly than one woman's fictional resemblance to a popular male singer. Anorexia, AIDS, homosexuality, feminism, chauvinism, racism, sexuality, masturbation, abortion and rape are all wonderful words to use to attract attention to an article. I'm sorry, I forgot that white males aren't sensitive to humor. I guess that this means that a joke is only OK if it's directed at a male WASP. Only the "majority" deserves to be made fun of these days. The point of a joke is to make people laugh and forget about their problems. The point is not to hurt people. The American culture has always made jokes about sensitive subjects in order to not only brighten people's moods, but also to point out the serious nature of these subjects. Three volumes of "Tasteless" humor were published in this decade. All of them made a large profit. No cases of suicide or homicide are on record as being caused ,by these books. I doubt that -the Ranger will cause this such heartache either. Look, people, they are just jokes. If you find them offensive don't repeat them. If you censor them, the only jokes in the future will be about abstract concepts that can't whine about their offensive nature. When was the last time you found an abstract concept to be funny? Next week is our last publication date. All letters must be in by 10 a.m. Monday. RANGER -Thurs-day,-AprU-29,19-87 -3 ------·'perspectives I your views I Ranger lax in ''reporting'' details of SOC delay To th Editor: The article "reporting" the del y of th approval of major status fQr the Student OrganlzaUons Council (SOC) and the Ranger's editorial, "S nate sloppy ln dealing with OC," seriously lack the proper per pectlve and do not include all the Issues lnvolv d . In fall 1986, SOC plac d the pur ult of major status as one of their top priorities of the year. It took slx months from th tlme of Inception to final SOC approval for the matter to be presented to the PSGA Senate. To assume that a constitution, t1Ued a fifth drat (not titled final copy) would have to pass in one meeting of the PSGA Senate after lt took slx months to formulate is absolutely ridiculous. The UW·Park8iae Student Organ®tion Handbook, Ch.apt r 10, states: "An organJzation ls granted major group status by the PSGA, Inc., Senate after an extenlve appllcatlon process. For the specific process that a group must go through to become a major status organization, contact the Pro-Tempore of the PSGA, Inc. , Senate." Both Don Harmeyer, the current SOC chair, and BW Serpe, the past SOC chair, were informed by the ProTempore and myself that a three-week process ( consistent with the three weeks it took for Peer Support's appeal) was in place and should be used for SOC's appeal. SOC's leadership not only Ignored Ul1s process, they al.so failed to noWy the PSGA Vice President or Pro-Tempore that thls business would be presented to the Senate at the April 20 meeting. This was highly irresponsible. When Peer Support appealed for major organization status in 1981, not only did they present their governing documents, they included a rationale, their budget, 11st of accomplishments and their future plans. Thls information was not presented by SOC to the PSGA senate. Flnally, and most important, SOC failed to propose the appropriate changes to PSGA's governing documents: the PSGA constitution (Article IV, sub-article II, section 1), the PSGA Senate By-Laws (XII) and the PSGA Bylaws (SOC's governing documents). I suggest that the Ranger get the facts straight before they accuse the Senate of lncomptence. Sue Brudvlg 1988-8'2 PSGA Senate President SOC made some mistakes • ,n major status bid To th Editor: Let's not discuss lf SOC hould g t major status or not. Let's discus the charges that the PSGA Senate was sloppy and irresponsible for not ma.kl.ng a decision on thl l ue at a rec nt me ting. Th PSGA Sena.te meeUng tn question took place April 20. Th enate did make m . takes at this meeting; however the blame for the mistake l not th lrs alone. At its Aprll 8 meeting, SOC approv d a a fifth draft of its proposed consUtution. They did not make nor pass a motion to appeal for major status. They finally passed the motion to appeal two days after the PSGA Senate meet• ing on April 22. This ls one reason the PSGA Senate hould not have been asked to act on thls issue at the Aprll 20th meeting. At PSGA's Aprll 20 Senate meeting, Don Harmeyer, the SOC chairperson, asked the PSGA Senate to take action on business that was done at the Aprll 8 SOC meeting, howver, no minutes of this meeting were presented to the senators. The Senate should not hav been asked to take action on this lsaue without the minute. NobodY. asked roe~ but ... SOC has a committee called the Budget and Review Committee (B&RC). I have been attending SOC meetings for over three years and SOC has never approved business of B&RC without minutes of the meeting when the business took place. Why should the SOC chairperson expect the PSGA Senate to pass SOC business without the minutes? This ls another reason the PSGA Senate should not have been asked to act on th.ts issue at the Senate meeting of Aprtl 20th. SOC started working on th1s five or slx months ago; obviously, it ls Important. It took them a long tim to formulate the constitution. Why shOuld SOC expect the Senate to act Jn one week? Sure they set up a meeting for those interested to talk about the issue, but this just shows how important the issue is and should just mark the beginnlng of long debate on the issue. Harmeyer stated that the Senate was irresponsible. What about the half-dozen times this year that SOC minutes should have been presented to the Senate for approval and the SOC chairperson was not at the meeting to present them? Also, it ls irresponsible on Harmeyer'• part that no documentation of SOC's accomplishments or goals have been presented to the PSGA Senate to supportthe appeal for major status. The PSGA Senate did make mistakes at this meeting, however these facts show that they are not the only group that makes mistakes. We are all students working for the good of the students and what ls needed ls more communication. I wUl take fault for some of this lack of communication and the SOC officers need to take some fault also. Adrian. Serrano Why are we making such a fuss over some Jokes? I•• by Ty n Wilda Anorexia, AIDS, homosexuality, femlnlsm. chauvtnlsm, racism, s xuality, masturbaUon, abortion and rape are all wonderful words to use to attract attention to an article. They also make good topics of '•tasteless'' humor. HELLO! 1 r ally hope someone made lt pa t that last paragraph because this is the lmportant pa.rt. Is everyone paying attention now? THESE ARE ONLY JOKES!! m how, som one seems to have gotten the idea that this "tasteles " humor t a personal ttack dir cted straight at them and meant to publicly humlllate them and anyone Uk them. Somehow, the new sensitive rnood of the Eighties seems to have replaced our collective sense of humor. Lately, there's an anti-sexism bandwagon claiming that a photo poking fun at Chancellor Kaplan is a disgrace to all women. These same people eem to have completely missed the fact that the editor of this same publication was shown bald on the front page and Sports Editor Robb Luehr was the target of a joke about obesity. The argument could be made that this would make men feel inslgniflcant about their self-images much more directly than one woman's fictional resemblance to a popular male singer. Anorexia, AIDS, homosexuality, feminism, chauvinism, racism, sexuality, masturbation, abortion and rape are all wonderful words to use to attract attention to an article. I'm sorry, I forgot that white males aren't sensitive to humor. I guess that thls means that a joke ls only OK lf It's directed at a male WASP. Only the "majortty" deserves to be made fun of theae days. The point of a joke ls to mak people laugh and forget about their problems. The point la not to hurt people. The American culture has , always made jokes about sensitive subjects in order to not only brlghten peopte•s moods, but also to potnt out the sertous nature of these subjects. Three volumes of "Tasteless" humor were published in this decade. All of them made a large profit. No cases of suicide or homicide are on record as being caused , by these books. I doubt that , the Ranger will cause this such heartache either. Look, people, they are just jokes. U you find them offensive don't repeat them. If you censor them, the only jokes in the fUture will be about abatract concepts that can't whine about their offensive nature. When was the last time you found an abstract concept to be funny? Next week is our last publication date. All letters must be in by 10 a.m. Mond~y. . . . . . ... . . . . . . .. t .. • • • •• I • • ,. ... , 4 Thursday, April 29, 1987 55 Ranger — NEWS BRIEFS — Deposit on admission required New freshmen must pay a $100 deposit when applying at Stevens Point to confirm their intent to attend the college, reported the Stevens Point Journal. Chancellor Phillip Marshall told members of the Faculty Senate that the deposits are being used to help determine how many students will indeed attend Stevens Point JrV^S' The deP°sits will be applied toward the individual's tuition. The deposit requirement has been in effect for nearly three weeks. Nearly 700 prospective students have paid, while nineteen others requested waivers, citing need for financial aid. Marshall and his administrative staff have decided that «ienew freshman class this fall should be limited to about 1.700 students, down nearly 122 from one year earlier. Marshall said that if applications continue to be received so quickly, it will be necessary to "close or greatly curtail' admissions as has been done several times before. Student credit more valuable Obtaining a credit card has become easier for students over the past few years as credit card companies compete for sales, reported the National On-Campus Report. Most credit card companies only handle billing and settlement guidelines, leaving the banks, credit unions and savings and loans to determine recipients of cards. Although students are usually considered risks because most have unstable employment records and no established credit rating, competition between credit cardcompanies has driven them to accept students. However, some companies are lessening the risk of monetary loss by requesting a parent to co-sign application forms. Professor Noel Capon of Columbia feels that the companies are taking more risks because "students graduate and become real people. The companies are attempting to make people loyal to them early on in their lives and hope that they'll hold on to the cards over time." Valparaiso has complaint man Students at Valparasio are encouraged to complain - to Henry Prahl, head of a retention committee aimed at really listening to students' concerns, reported the National On-Campus Report. Prahl makes himself a target for school complaints, inviting angry students to tell him about their frustrations. He directs specific complaints to the appropriate officials and follows up on how the complaints are being handled. -compiled by Kelly McKissick FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha KENOSHA'S ONLY INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY BANK DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office — Auto Bank — TYME NORTH BRANCH — TYME SOUTH BRANCH — TYME BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS MEMBER F.D.I.C. PHONE: 658-2331 Trade bill means "massive job loss" by Amy Hitter The U.S. House of Representatives began debate Tuesday on a sweeping trade bill and the controversial Gephardt Amendment. Parkside students Monday were treated to a preview of the discussion when congressman Jim Moody, a member of the house Ways and Means Committee, spoke in Main Place. Moody discussed free trade and protectionism, the two extremes around which debate is expected to centralize. "As a professional economist," he said, "I start with a strong bias in favor of free trade. Trade without barriers, trade without tariffs does benefit both parties. But we do not live in a world of free trade. We live in a world where there is a vast array of complex, and sometimes not so complex, hidden, and sometimes not so hidden, direct, and sometimes not so direct, barriers to free trade. "Over the course of our history," Moody continued, "trade with foreign countries has not been a very significant element. It hasn't made much of a dent in our economy. It has never been controversial. But it has become very controversial (now) because of the staggering volume of the trade imbalance." The U.S. trade deficit has ballooned from $37 billion in 1980 to $170 billion in 1986, Moody explained. This year's deficit may reach $190 billion. "What this means," the Congressman said, "is a massive loss of U.S. jobs. For every $40,000 you add to the trade imbalance, you lose one American job, on average. So a $190 billion trade deficit loses a range of 4 million U.S. jobs per year." U.S. trade imbalances occur only in certain countries. Moody cited seven countries that are making huge profits in America. Canada exports 153 percent more goods to the U.S. than it imports from the U.S. The export- import ratio for Japan is 318 percent; for Taiwan, 410 percent; for West Germany, 248 percent; for Italy, 235 percent; for Hong Kong, 317 per- Coming... Friday, May 8th PARTY ON THE PAD Live Band - Free Admission Watch for it! James Moody speaks in Main Place. photo by Dave McEvoy cent; and for Brazil, 187 percent. "These are the kind of staggering figures that are unsustainable, politcally or economically, for the United States," said Moody. He went on to explain that the Gephard Amendment classifies countries whose export- import ratio is higher than 150% as "excessive import countries." Countries that practice "a systematic method of excluding American imports" through tariff or nontariff barriers, are classified as "unwarranted surplus." The Gephardt Amendment applies only to countries that are placed on both excessive import and unwarranted surplus lists. "The Gephardt Amendment says that if a country falls under both those categories, then the president of United States must - may, but must - engage m negotiations with the country in question to bring the surplus down," Moody said. Those negotiations have a year to run. If at the end of that year, nothing has happened to remedy either the excessive surplus or the unsAurPlus situation, the president must take certain action to reduce the sur- P1® Pe of action he takes is not specified in the amendment, or in the bill that would be up to president. ''So if a country is using unfair trading practices/® he continued, ••but less thin 175 SntorVXP°rtS o ver ^ ports, or if a country has a large trade surplus over 175 more of its exports to imports, but it's not pursuing unfair trade practices ® Gephardt Amendment not come into play. the not in the the does 4. — Bouutt iift they are doing both, then it does. And if it does, then the president has a finite period to achieve results or must take final action." In the past, Moody said, "What we have had before us in Congress has been a series of sector-specific proposals, on shoes, on glassware, on leather goods, on textiles, on copper, to either enforce trade agreements that have been not very well kept, or even go beyond those trade agreements to insure American jobs and American exports, or to bar imports. The problem with those is that they are truly protectionistic, and they do reduce the total amount of goods and services that are traded. I think they are unwarranted and I am opposed to them, except perhaps as a bargaining technique. "In my judgment, the Gephardt Amendment is very subjective," he continued. "It is, more than anything, a bargaining technique. I don't think that year's time will ever be needed. I think it is only because there are real, live, breathing, red-blooded sanctions that lie at the end of the trail of the Gephardt Amendment - that those sanctions are real - is the very reason they will never be invoked. The philosophy of the Gephardt Amendment is that it is results-oriented. "I think we are overdue in taking international trade seriously in America," Moody concluded. "We need to think in terms of international trade. Our future depends on changing our basic philosophy of foreign trade. We have to take it seriously and we have to demand equal fair trade. All the Gephardt Amendment does, and the rest of the bill, is to try to level the playing field." 4 Thursday, April 29, 1987 - NEWS BRIEFS - Deposit on admission required New freshmen must pay $100 d po lt wh n applying at Stev na Point to confirm thelr Intent to attend the coll ge, reported th tevena Polnt Journal. Chancellor PhWlp Marshall told members of the Faculty Senat that the d po lts are being used to help determine how many students will lnd ed attend Stevens Polnt in th fall. The deposita will be applied toward the Individual's tuition. The d po it requirement has b n tn effect for nearly thre we ka. Nearly 700 pro p ctlv student have paid, while nineteen others requested waivers, citing need for flnanclal aid. hall and his dmtn tratJv staff ha.ve decided that th new r shman cl this fall sh uld be Umlt d to about 1,700 students, own nearly 122 from one year earlier. f hall said that if ppl cations continue to be received so lckly, It wt1l be ne s ry to "close or greaUy curtail' admt slona aa has been done several limes before. Student cred t more valu ble Obtalnlng credit card ecome easier for students over the p t few yea as credit card companies compete for sale , r ported th National On- mpu Report. Mo t er dlt card companies only handle bllllng and ettlement guide s, J a lng th bank , er dit unions and ving and loans to determine recipients of cards. Although students are usually considered rlaks because most have unstabl employment records and no established credit rating, competition between credit cardcompanlee drlven them to accept tudents. Ho ev r, some companies are lessening the rlsk of mon tary oss by requesting a parent to co-slgn appllcatlon forms. Professor oel Capon or Columbia feels that th companies a.r ta.king more rlsks because "students graduate and become real people. The companies are attempting to m e people loyal to them early on ln their Uv and hope that th y'll hold on to the cards ov r Ume." Valparaiso has complaint man tud nta t Valparasio ar ncouraged to compl.ain - to H nry Prahl, head of a r t nuon committee aimed at ally Ustenlng to atu nta' concerns, reported th National On-Campu Report Prahl makes himself a target for school complaints, 1nv1tlng angry students to t ll him about th tr frustrations. He di c specific compl lnts to the appropriate officials and follows up on how th compl lnts are being handled. ••comp led by Kelly McKlsalck FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha KENOSHA'S ONLY INDEPENDENT COM UNllY BANK DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office - Auto Bank - TYME NORTH BRANCH - TYME SOUTH BRANCH - TYME BRISTOL . PLEASANT PRA RIE SOMERS MEMBER F.0.1.C. PHONE: 658-2331 RANGER Trade bill means ''massive job loss'' by Amy Ritter Th U.S. Hou e of RepresentaUves began debate Tuesday on a sweeping trade bill and the controversial Gephardt Amendment. Parkside tudenta Monday were treated to a preview of the c:U.acusalon when congreuman Jim oody, a member of the house Way and Means Committee, spoke in Main Place. Moody discussed free trade and protectionism, the two extremes arowid which d • bate la expected to centralize. '' s a professional economl t," he d, "l tart wtth a strong blas ln favor of tree trade. Trad without barriers, trade without tarlffa does benefit both partte . But we do not live 1n a world of fre trade. We live in a world where there Ja a vast array of complex, an sometime not so complex, hidden, and sometimes not so hidden, direct, and aometlmes not so direct, barriers to free trade. • 'Over the course of o r history," Moody continued, "trad with foreign COWltries has not been a very signlf1- cant element. It hasn't made much of a dent tn our economy. It has never been controveraial. But it has become very controversial (now) be· cause of the staggering volume of the trade imbalance.,. The U.S. trade deficit haa ballooned from $87 bllllon ln 1980 to $170 blllion 1n 1986, Moody explained. Thia year's deficit may reach $100 bll11on. .,What th1s means," the O)ngresaman said, "is a maaatve loss of U.S. jobs. For every $40,000 you dd to the trade imbalance, you lose one American job, on average. So a $100 billion trade deficit loses a range ot 4. m111lon U.S. jobs per year." U.S. trade imbalances occur only ln certa.ln countries. Moody cited !!even countries that are making huge profits 1n Amerlca. Canada exports 1~ percent more goods to the U.S. than It im• ports from the U.S. The export- import ratio for Japan 1 S18 percent: for Taiwan, UO percent; for West Germany, 2"8 percent: for Italy, 286 percent; for Hong Kong, 817 per- Coming ••• Friday, May 8th PARTY ON THE PAD Live Band• Free Admission Watch for it! cent; and for Brazil, 187 percent. "These are the 1nd of taggertng ttgure that are unsustainable, polltcally or eco. nomlcally, for the United States," saJd Moody. He wen on to explain that the Gephard Amendment elaaslfles countries whose export- import raUo is higher than IGO% as · 'excessive import countries." Countries that pracUce "a sy tematic method of excluding Amertcan imports" through tariff or nontarlff barriers, are class1fled aa "unwarranted surplus." The Gephardt Amendment applies only to countries that are placed on both exce slve lmport and unwarranted surplus lists. "The Gephardt Amendment says that lf country falls under both those categorles, then the president of th United States must - not may, but mu t . engage tn negotiations with the country 1n question to bring the urplus down," Moody said. "Those negotiations have a year to run. If at the end of that year, nothing has happened to remedy either the excessive surplus or the unwarranted surplu situation, the president mu t take certain acUon to reduce the surplus. The type of acUon he takes ls not speclf1 d ln the amendment, or tn the blll . that would be up to the presld nt. "So lf a country l u lng unfair trading practices." he continued, "but less than 17~ percen of exports over lmports, or 1f a country has a large trade surplus over 17?5 percent more of 1 exports to imports, but it's not pursuing unfair trade practice , th Gephardt Amendment does not co e Into play. But 11 they re doln both, th lt photo by oaw 11(:ffoJ aln Place. doe . And if t , then the president finite period to achieve results or must tak Hnat action." In th pa.st, oody said, "What we hav bad before us ln Congress haa been series of sector-apeclftc proposal.I, on shoes, on glassware, on leather goods, on textiles, on copper, to either enforce trade agreements that have been not very well k pt, or e en go b yond those trade gr emen to Insure Amerl• can jobs and Americ n exports. or to bar imports. The problem with those la that they are truly protectlonlBUc, and they do r duce the total amount of goodS and services that a.re traded. I think they are Wlwarranted and I am oppo d to them, exc pt per• hap as a bargaining tech• nlque. "In my judgment, the Gephardt Amendment ts very subjective," he conttnu d. ''It la. more than anything. a bar· galnlng technique. I don't think that year's tlme wU1 ever be n eded. I think lt ls only because there are real, ll e, br athing, red.blooded sanctions that lie at the end of the trail of the Gephardt Amendment - that those sancUon are real • ls the very reason they wlll never be invoked. The philosophy of the Gephardt Amendment is that tt results-oriented. ''I think w are overdue In taking 1nt ma onal trade seriously 1n Amerlca,'' oodY conclud d. "We need to thlnknal 1n term of Int rnatio trade. r future d pends on changing our basic phlloSO• phy of foreign trad . We have to tak it ertou ly and we hav to d mand equal fall' tr d . All the Gephardt Am ndm nt o , and the t of th blll, l to try to 1 ln RANGER Thursday, April 29,1987 5 lie president Tolefree reflects on year To the Editor: It has been an honor and pleasure to serve as United Council President. During the organization's 27-year existence, there have been several dramatic changes in the way students interact and relay important issues to policy makers. There were periods where students set the agenda. In the 60's, the student involvement in the political process was at an all-time high. During the past several years, we have also dealt with a decline in student participation. The presence of apathy on our campuses has caused frustrations for student activists and policy makers alike. During my tenure as president, I have been committed to setting's new direction for United Council (UC). Over the years, UC has reacted to changes only after the final decisions have been made, rather than proposing viable solutions to the many complicated issues facing students. I have felt it is important for our organization to become pro-active, thereby increasing our involvement in the process. Today's students are different from those who crowded campuses twenty years ago. Today's students are aggressive, competitive, independent, moderate, older and a little selfish. These are changes that UC must deal with if we hope to continue to effectively represent students in Wisconsin. I am very pleased with our achievements this year. However, without the combined efforts of the staff, the General Assembly and, of course, the students, none of these goals could have realistically been obtained. We must always remember that UC isn't the president, the staff or an individual campus or unit. UC is a union of students working together to achieve common goals. This year, that goal has focused on maintaining an affordable, accessible University System for all Wisconsin citizens. We have expanded and clarified students' rights by developing new language (under Section 36.00(5) of the State Statutes) to help student, administrators and the Regents better understand the role the students play in The Old Book Corner the governing process of our instutitions. We have heightened the intent of the Statute by becoming more responsible for upholding the provision prescribed under 36.09(5). This can be illustated by the level of dialogue exchanged between UC, the Board of Regents and the System Administration concerning the future of the System, segregated fee policies, students rights, financial aid, tuition and a number of other issues that directly affect student life, services and interest. We have also become more visible by inundating the media with information and maintaining continuous contact with relevant agencies that interface with the system. We have extended our outreach program to organizations like the AFL-CIO, the Wisconsin Action Coalition and the Association of University of Wisconsin Faculties. Finally, we have strengthened our efforts to inform our student members of our activities and of the important role they play in influencing policy decisions. I have dedicated over five years of my life to the student movement and I am proud to say that student activism is alive and well in Wisconsin. Bryce Tolefree Class assignment leads to TV by Amy H. Hitter with Gary L. Schneeberger What began as a simple class assignment to find and investigate a social problem has become a "once-in-a-decade kind of experience," for senior Jennie Tunkieicz, according to the professor who made that assignment. Tunkieicz, a 22-year-old communications major, received the assignment in Carol-Lee Saffioti's Technical Writing course last fall. Interested in a career in journalism, Tunkieicz decided to research the nearby Zion nuclear power plant and how the media informs the public about the facility. "I chose to look into the Zion plant and discover how the public learns about it," she explained of the project. "How they get their information, what role the media plays in educating, what kind of relationship the media have with the plant." What she discovered not only helped her get an "A" in the class, it also helped her get on television. Soon after Tunkieicz submitted her project, Saffioti - who produces and hosts "Space: The Final Frontier" for Kenosha's Jones Intercable - was asked if she'd like to produce an installment of "Kenosha Today," another Jennie Tunkieicz Jones local access series, which spotlighted the Zion plant. "She immediately called me," Tunkieicz recalls, "and said that since I'd done some research already on the plant, she felt it would really be educational for me - and helpful to her - for me to get involved in the program." Get involved she did, serving as an assistant to the producer (Saffioti) and also appearing as an interviewer on the program, which airs Friday, May 1 at 6 p.m. and Saturday, May 2 at 11 a.m. on Kenosha Cable Channel 21. The show, which was filmed in two half-hour segments, looks at radiation leaks and what concerns would arise if Kenosha had to be evacuated. "The first half of our discussion centers around how the plant operates and a little bit about how people can get information about it," Tunkieicz explained. "Hie next half-hour focuses on a federal test that's coming up this summer, how it's going to work, how it's going to afffect the plant and whether or not the public will be involved." Of Tunkieicz's involvement, Saffioti says, "It's a good experience for her, whether it's for credit or whether it's for the experience because she can say that she was able to do something that went from classroom research to abroader audience. While she acknowledges the professional benefits of her stint at TV production assist-, ant and on-camera talent, Tunkieicz was more intrigued by the experience of just being on television for the first time. "What was interesting for me as a writer was that I feel I'm very writing-oriented, so I wasn't prepared for being on camera," she commented. "All the while I was thinking, 'How do I look? Is my dress straight?' And because of that, it was really hard to think of more questions or to concentrate on how they answered them. "It was an exciting educational experience," she went on, in conclusion. "I hope more students can try to get this kind of experience. 312 - 6th Street, Racine RANGER Thul'9day, Aprif29, 1987 5 ~president Tolefree reflects on year Class assignment leads to TV. by AmJ H. Bitter ates and a little blt about how people can get information about tt." Tunklelcz explained. "''1'1\e next half-hour focuses on a federal test that'• comlng up th1a aumm r, how it's golng to work, how it's going to aff1 ct th plant and whether or not th public w11l be involved." To th Editor: It h b n an honor and pleasure to serve as Unit d ncu re ldenL During the organlzat1on's 27-ye r exJ tenc , there have b en v ral dramatic chan ln the way tudenta inter ct and re y important lssu s to policy makera. Ther were periods where tud nta set the agenda. In th 60's, th tudent lnvolv m nt 1n th poUUcal proc at an all-time high. During th paal V ral yea.rs, we hav al d alt with a decline ln tu nt pa.rttclpaUon. Th pres nc of apathy on our campu ha.a caused rn.tstrat. lon. for tudent actlviata and policy makers allke. During my tenur as pre 1- dent, I h v been committed to ttln · n w dire Uon for nite Council (UC). Over th y • bu react d to chang s only after th final d c ton hav be n made, r th r than propo lng vlable solution to th many compllcated ls u a faclng students. I h ve felt lt ls important for our organization to become pro-acllv , thereby tncrea.sing our Involvement ln th pro- Tod y·s students are d1ffernt from tho who crowd d c mpuses twenty ye rs ago. Today' students are aggreslve. competitlv , independnt. mod rate, old r and a llt• tle elfish. These are chang that UC mu t deal With lf we hope to continue to effectively represent tud nts ln Wlaconln. I am v ry pleaaed with our achle em nts th.la year. Howv r, without th combined efforts of th ata.tt, the General Assembly and, of coune, th stud nta, non of th goal could have reallaUcally b en obtained. We must alw y r member that UC l n't th president. the staff or an individual campus or unlt. C 1 a union of students working together to achieve common goals. Thi year, that goal has focu d on malntalnlng an af. fordabl , accessible University System for all Wlsconsln clUzen . we have xpanded and clartfled students' rights by v loping n w language (un r cUon 36.09(15) of the Stat t tut ~> to help tu• d nt, dmlnlstr tors and the g n better understand th rol the students play in The Old Book Corner ) 312 - 6th Street, Racine the governing process or our tnstutlttons. We have heightened the Intent ol the Statute by becoming more responsible for upholding the provlalon prescribed under S6.09(G). This can be Ulustated by th level of dialogue exChanged between UC, the Board of Regents and the System Admln18tratlon concerning the future of the Byatem. segregated tee policies. students rights, flnanclal ald, tuition and a number of other tau a that dlrecUy af.fect student life, services and interest. We have also become more vlaible by Inundating the medla w1th information and malnta.lnlng continuous contact with rel va.nt agencies that interface with the sys. tem. W have extended our outreach program to organlzaUons like th AFL-CIO, the Wisconsin Action Coalltion and the Association of University of Wlsconsln Faculties. Flnally, w have strengthened our efforts to inform our l!lludent members of our actlvlties and of the important role they play in innuenclng pollcy d ctslons. I have dedicated over five y a.rs of my life to the student movement and I am proud to say that student actlvlsm is alive and well in Wf consin. Hryce Tolefree with Gary L. Scbneeberpr What began as a slmple class assignment to flnd and investigate a social problem has become a "once-in-a-decade kind of experience," for aenlor Jennie Tunklelcz, accol" d!ng to the professor who made that assignment. Tunklelez, a 22-year-old communications major, re- '----,.a.. __ ..._ __ _ celved the aastgrunent tn Carol-Lee Saffloti's Technical Writing course last fall. Inter• ested in a career 1n ,Oumal· lsm, Tunklelcz decided to re• search the nearby Zlon nuclear power plant and how the media Informs the public about the faclllty. "I chose to look into the Zion plant and discover how the publlc learns about tt," she explained of the project. "How they get their lnfonnaUon, what role the medla plays in educating, what kind or relationship the media have with the plant." What she discovered not only helped her get an "A" 1n the class, it also helped her get on televtalon. Soon arter Tunkielez ubmitted her project, Safflotl • who produces and hosts "Space: The Final FronUer" for Kenosha's Jones Intercable • was asked 1f she'd like to produce an installment of ..Kenosha Today," another Jennie Tunklelcz Jones local access rtea. which spoWgbted the Zion plant. "She Immediately called me,'' Tunkielcz recalls, '•and sald that since I'd done some reaea.rch already on th plant. she felt lt would really be educattonal tor me • and helpful to her - for me to get Involved ln the program." Get Involved she did. serving aa an assistant to the producer (sattlotl) and also appearing as an Interviewer on th program, which airs Friday, May 1 at 6 p.m. and Saturday, May 2 at 11 a.m. on Kenosha Cable Channel 21. The how. which was filmed in two half-hour segments, look.a at radiation leaka and what concems would arise if Kenosha had to be evacuated. "The first half of our dlecu lon centers around how the plant oper- Of Tunklelct's involvement, Saffiot1 says, "It's a good experience for her, whether it's for credit or whether Lt'a for the expen C8 becPJlN lbe can ., that Ille WU able to do aomethlng that went trom clasaroom research to a· broader audience. While she acknoWledgea the profeatonal benefits of her stint at TV producUon asslst. ant and on-camera talent, Tunldelcs waa more intrigued by the experience of just· being on televlston for the first tune. "What was interesting for me as a writer was that I feel I'm very wrltlng-orlented, 80 I waan't prepared for being on camera.'' she commented. "All the while I was thinking, 'How do 1 look? Is my dress straight?' And because of that, tt was really ha.rd to th.Ink of more questlona or to concentrate on how they answered them. "It was an exciting educational experience," she went on, 1n conclusion. • 'I hope more atudenta can try to get tb1a kind of experience. COMING ••• MONDAY, MAY 4th, NOON to 2:00 C UNION SQUARE Featuring: UW-Parkside Jazz Band ALSO APPEARING AT 4 P.M.: C FREE ADMISSION - 6 Thursday, April 29, 1987 RANGER Nobody asked me. hut Record reviewing not a simple task by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor In the recent wake of mail our record review section has managed to dredge up, I figured it was finally time to explain our method of operation. First of all, we do not buy these records, they are sent to us by the record companies. These free promo LPs are sent by most of the major labels (we have made attempts to obtain material from underground labels to little avail), and we rarely have any choice as to what we're sent. It all depends what the respective companies deem appropriate for a college audience. As entertaiment editor, I decide, with my assistant Tyson Wilda, who among our staff reviews what album. It generally comes down to which writers are most familiar with the body of a particular artist's work and have no bias. In the case of the Prince album, that was given to Gary Schneeberger to do because, ironically, he is not biased against this performer (his most recent review notwithstanding). Gary is familiar with Prince's past work and likes some of it (he gave "Parade," the previous effort, a good review in an issue last year). Otherwise, we distribute according to type. I do blues,, heavy metal and oldies reissues. Tyson does new wave and punk. Bernie Doll, an entertainment staff writer, also does much of the new wave product (there is probably more of that than anything else). Pop, country, and other musical styles not mentioned are given to staff members who like that style and can give an unbiased review of the LP's contents. I will admit our having little in the way of urban contemporary music, or music that is performed predominantly by Black artists. My reason is that we are basically unqualifed. The few records we do get in by such artists are given to writers who have at least a modicum of understanding of this type of music. I, personally, do not dislike this musical style, per se, but don't feel I know it well enough to analyze it even journalistically. For instance a recent letter to the editor labeled Prince as one of the greatest Black musical entertainers. I can't in any way see how Prince would rank along side Marvin Gaye Count Basie, Billie Holliday Bessie Smith, Ray Charles Jackie Wilson, Duke Elling ton, Art Tatum, Sam Cooke or any of the other black en tertainers whose music was powerful enough to influence virtually any musical style. If Prince is indeed the contemporary example of these great black musical entertainers, then I must say I am not qualified to review this style of music. What we try to present in the entertainment section is an example of what film and music has to offer the college student. We are coming off as other students describing what we heard or saw. As far as our credentials are concerned, we have at least a general understanding of the material we cover, some of us a bit more versed on certain subjects than others. We welcome writers with a good knowledge of any musical styles especially in the categories we are weak on, and thus review little of. The one fringe benefit of reviewing record for The Ranger is that the reviewer is allowed to keep the record he or she is asked to review. I hope this editorial helps you to understand how we do things as far as record reviews are concerned. Your comments and suggestions are always welcome. If you have any interest in contributing, please arrange to see either myself or Tyson in the Ranger office. This year is over, but there is always next year. Thanks for reading. Art gallery announces upcoming show TT hheo RRoanciirni Ae AA »r*tf AA ssociation i i . it i . . . (RAA) of the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts, 2519 Northwestern Avenue, Racine, announces that it will hold its annual jurying of a rtists' work for its Art Sales and Rental Gallery on Saturday, May 2, 1987. Each year the Gallery re- CONGRATULATIONS PARKSIDE GRADUATES! APPLY FOR THE NEW COLLEGE GRADUATE PLAN TODAY! YOUR DOWN PAYMENT CAN BE LOW AS 5°/o! • 1.8 liter fuel-injected engine • Power front disc brakes • Steel belted radial tires • Halogen headlamps • Tinted glss • Electric rear window defogger • Intermittent wipers • Remote controlled mirror All standard equipment IT'S HERE The 1987 Volkswagen FOX! AH AUTOMOBILE FOR ALL MAJORS... s ?s mai°rs Wl" a 9r®ftt deal at an investment of $6310.* • Engineering majors will appreciate its fine German engineering utilizing a 1.8 liter fuel-injected engine and front wheel drive • Art majors will also appreciate its Geirgio Givgiaro design, the same designer who has inspired Ferrari s * Fox 2 door only. ©Racine 8100 Washington Ave. 886-2886 Hwy. 20 West of Hwy. 31 on the Frontage Road views actual pieces submitted by Midwestern artists who wish to have their work represented for sale and for rent at the Wustum. Artists may deliver up to five framed pieces to the Wustum on Thursday, April 30 from 1:00- 9:00 pm, Friday, May 1 from 1:00-5:00 pm and on Saturday, May 2 from 9:00-11:00 am. ' Pettit's PSGA update I have nothing but good news for this week's column. I hope to continue this for the rest of t he year. Frist of all, I will run the questionnaire for another week, as I don't feel 27 returns is a good number to draw conclusions upon. I intend to print the results in next week's column. United Council met last weekend. I would like to thank the delegation who volunteered to go up with me. I will print their names as soon as the Senate approves them as our delegation for the next year. We also agreed to allow Madison and Milwaukee a stronger voice when deciding issues of budget and platform. This will hopefully bring Madison back into UC. The Senate (as I'm sure you've read) approved SOC for major status. I would like to thank Adrian Serrano for his help in guiding the Senate as to what was needed to be done to pass this. The Information Resource Committee (my computer project) will have met by the time this is printed. I will print the results of the meeting in the next column. I am looking forward to a successful meeting. PSGA Questionnaire Drop off in PSGA Office, WLLC Would you use a skating pond if one were available on campus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Comments on°campus?liSten l° 3 radi° Station if we were to run one YES-NO-UNDECIDED Comments Would you participate—support were one on campus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Comments ___ a football club if there University of Wisconsin Parkside Limited Space is Available for fall, 1987 in the Residence Hall. F°r aPcLii^tS.n«tnCft°ntraCt informa»ion Call 553-8900 or 553-2320 "source." ••• 6 Thursday, April 29, 1987 RANGER Nobody asked me, but ... Record reviewing not a simple task Pettit's PSGA update I have nothing but good news for this week' column. I hope to continue this for the rest of the year. by Jim Nelbaur Entertainment Editor In the recent wake of mall our record revlew secUon has managed to dredge up, I fig. ured it waa flnally time to explain our method of operation. FlrlJt of all, we do not buy the r cords, they a.re sent to us by the record companies. These free promo LPs are sent by most of the major l belS (we have made attempts to obtain mater1al from underground labels to little avail), and we rarely have any choice as to what we're s nt. It all depend what the respective compa. rues deem appropriate for a college audience. Aa entertatment editor, I decide, with my assistant Ty n Wilda, who among our staff reviews what album. It generally comes down to which writ rs are mo t famUlar with the body of a particular a.rtlat's work and have no blas. In the case of the Prine album, that was given to Gary chneeberger to do be· cause, ironically, he Is not biased against this performer (his mo t recent revlew not. withstanding). Gary ls familiar with Prince' p t wor and like some or It (he gav "Parade,•' the prevlous ef. fort, a good revlew In an 1 el t year). Otherwise, we distribute according to type. I do blues,, heavy metal and oldies re- 1ssues. Tyson does new wave and punk. Bernie Doll, an entertainment staff writer, also does much of the new wave product (there Is probably more of that than anything else). Pop, country, and other musical styles not menUoned are given to staff members who like th.at style and can give an unbiased review of the LP's contents. I will admit our having little In the way of urban contemporary music, or music that is performed predoml• nanUy by Black artists. My reason is that we are basically unquallfed. The few records we do get in by such a.rtlats are given to writers who have at least a modicum of understanding of thls type of music. I, personally, do not dlsllke this' musical style, per se, but don't feel I know lt well enough to analyze it even journallstlcaJly. For instance a recent letter to the editor labeled Prince as one of the greatest Black musical entertainers. I can't 1n any way see how Prince would I'8Jl.k along side Marvin Gaye, Count Basie, B1ll1e Holllday, Bessie Smith, Ray Charle , Jackie Wilson, Duke Ellington, Art Tatum, Sam Cooke, or any of the other black en• tertainers whose music was powerful enough to Influence Virtually any musical style. If Prince ls indeed the contemporary example of these great black musical entertainers, then I must say I am not qualified to review this style of music. What we try to present In the entertainment section ls an example of what fUm and music has to offer the college student. We are coming oft as other students describing what we heard or saw. As far as our credentials are concerned, we have at least a general understanding of the material we cover, some of us a bit more versed on certain subjects than others. We welcome writers with a good knowledge of any musical styles especially in the categories we a.re weak on, and thus review little of. The one fringe benefit of reviewing record for The Ranger ls that the reviewer is allowed to keep the record he or she ls asked to review. I hope th1s editorlal helps you to understand how we do things as far as record reViews are concerned. Your comments and suggestions are always welcome. If you have any interest In contributing, please arrange to see either myself or Tyson In the Ranger office. This year ls over. but there 1 always next year. Thanks for reading. Frist of all, I will run the quesUoMaire for another week, as I don't feel 27 returns is a good number to draw conclusions upon. I intend to print the results ln next week's column. United Council met last weekend. I would like to thank the delegation who volunteered to go up with me. I will print their names as soon as the Senate approves them as our delegation for the next year. We also agreed to allow Madison and Milwaukee a stronger voice when deciding issues of budget and platform. This will hopefully bring Madison back into UC. The Senate (as I'm sure you've read) approved SOC for major status. I would like to thank Adrian S rrano for h1 help 1n guiding the Senate as to what was needed to be done to pass this. The Information Resource Committee my computer project) will have met by the tlme this I print d. I wlll print the results of the meeting 1n th next column. l am looking forward to a succe sful meeting. - PSGA Questionnaire Drop off in PSGA Office, WLLC Would Y.OU use a skating · pond it one were available on cafr!pus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Comments Would you listen to a radio station if we were to run one on campus? YES-NO-UNDE IDED Comments Art 9allery announces upcoming show Would you partici~te-support a football club if th re were one on campus? The Racln Art s oclatlon hold Its annual jurying of art- ( A) of the les A. Wus- ists' work for lts Art Sales tum u um of Fin Arts, and Rental G Uery on atur- 25 9 orthwestern Avenue, day, May 2, 1987. cine, announces that 1t will Each year the Gallery re- CONGRATULATIONS PARKSIDE GRADUATES! APPLY FOR THE NEW COLLEGE GRADUATE PLAN TODAY! YOUR DOWN PAYMENT CAN BE LOW AS 5o/o! • 1.8 I ter fuel-Injected ang ne • Power front dllC brake • St I belted r8dl81 tlr • Halogen headlamps • Tinted g • Electric rear wlndOw defogger • Intermittent wipers • Remote controlled mirror AH •tandard fHIU/pmtml IT'S HERE FOX! AN AUTOMOBILE FOR ALL MAJORS ... • Business majors will find a great deal at an investment of $6310.· • En9lneerlng majo(s will appreciate its fine German engineering utihzing a 1.8 liter fuel-injected engine and front wheel drive. • Art majors will also appreciate its Geirgio Givgiaro design, the same designer who has inspired Ferrari s. • Fox 2 door only. ~Racine -=- rnazoa 8100 Washington Ave. 886-2886 Hwy. 20 We t of Hwy. 31 on the Frontage Road vtews actual pieces submitted by Midwestern artists who wish to have thelr work represented for sale and for rent at the Wustum. Artists may deliver up to five framed pieces to the Wustum on Thursday, Aprll so from 1:00- 9: 00 pm, Friday, May 1 from 1:00-6:00 pm and on Saturday, May 2 from 9:00-11:00 am. YES- 0-U DECIDED Comments University of Wisconsin Parkside Limited Space is Available for fall, 1987 in the Residence Hall. For . application & contract information C~II 553-8900 or 553-2320 There's no ''alternative'' to the Ranger. It's the only "source.'' . RANGER Students travel to Missouri Participate as mock members of the NSC by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Richard Marshall, Kay Rouse, Cindy Hoffmann and Anne Peacock are Parkside students, but on April 16-18 they were also members of the National Security Council. Sort of. All four international studies students attended a public affairs conference at Principia College in St. Louis, Missouri, where they roleplayed policymakers drafting United States foreign policy in the Middle East. Designed to resemble the American NSC, the conference group (consisting of about 60 students from across the country) reached general agreements in three broad areas and offered participants insight into the problems and pressures of policymaking. "You walk in and you butt heads with everybody," explained Marshall of the experience. "Trying to get a concise policy is almost impossible, since everyone is arguing for their own viewpoint and you're all operating against a deadline." Students were originally divided, based on their interests, into nine small groups of 3-10 members to discuss aspects of Middle East policy such as U.S. economic interests, U.S.-Israeli relations and Islamic resurgence and the Palestine situation. Following initial debate, three of these small groups were combined into "mini plenaries," where further discussion ensued. In the end, all participants met in final session and recommended a general policy. Among the agreements reached were provision to recognize Yassi Arafat as the spokesperson of the Palestinians and to establish dialogue between between Israeli and Arab nations. More important than what the policy stated, however, was what the students learned about formulating that policy. "What came through loud and clear in my group," Rouse said, "was the extreme imporatance of lobbying (in policy decisions). Special interest groups, I found out, don't just influence policy, they can formulate it." Marshall discovered in his sessions that humanitarianism has little place in the realistic world of public policy. "I guess a lot of people in my group had never been out in the real world," he said, "because they were speaking idealistically rather than realistically. They kept saying that everything had to be for the people - that the individual was more important than the state. "But looking at it realistically," he went on, "you can't sit there and say, 'These poor little people; we might kill three or four. Oh, my heart bleeds.' At this level, the individual isn't important at all." Hoffman agreed partly with Marshall, noting that in her group there was "a constant struggle to balance a feeling of humanity with the very real feelings of a government (like Israel) struggling to maintain itself and its national security. It (the issue of humanitarianism) kept coming up in discussion, and we found that realistically it couldn't be a top priority." Honors concert final one in series The final concert in the Wednesday 1 o'clock Concert Series will be preented Wednesday, May 4 in Communication Arts D-118. The concert, an honors concert, will be followed by a reception given by the Music Department for its graduating music majors. From the Exiting Ed. to the Redheaded Ed. Congratulations You'll do great! Concert performers include Randy Rovik, trumpet, recent winner of the Kenosha Symphony Youth Scholarship Auditions. Accompanied by music professor James McKeever, he will perform Hummel's Trumpet Concerto. William Nelson, clarinet, will perform a suite by Darius Milhaud, with Tersa Naidicz, violin and McKeever, piano. Nelson was named outstanding soloist in the recent Elmhurst College Jazz Festival for his performance on tenor saxophone. Denise Barrett, classical guitar, will perform five Estudios Sencillos by Leo Brower. Graduating seniors who will be honored include Sandra Saladis, William Nelson, Rick Soens, Vivian Rodriguez, Denise Barrett, Karen Newell, Katherine Martin and Cheryl Brown. The concert and reception are open to the public. THE OLD BOOK CORNER 312-6th St. Racine Gently Used Books on all subjects. Racine's only used Bookstore. MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE We Call It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME © Bank of Elmwood • Moior Bank Durand at Kentucky &«/ (birjbef < lerrttce 554-5321 • Main Office 2704 Lathrop Ave. Racine. WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC Conference participants (l-r): Richard Marshall, Kay Rouse, Cindy Hoffmann and Anne Peacock. Peacock found the conference educational because it allowed her to see the Middle East issue from a different vantage point. "Everything in this country is oriented toward Israel," she commented. "I think we get a really one-sided view of this issue. There were two speakers about Arab concerns, and I thought they were most interesting. They talked about how we perceive them, and how they perceive us, and how those perceptions aren't always accurate." Summing up the experience, Hoffman admitted that the conference was "very tiring. We were exhausted at the end." The experience of a lifetime For people who want more than a paycheck. It* not your ordinary Job. If you're looking for more than a regular summer job, try Six Flags Great America. 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"You walk 1n and you butt h ads wlth everybody,'' explain d M hall of the experlenc . ''Trying to get a con. els policy ls almost trnposslble, since everyon i arguing for thelr own viewpoint and you'r nil operating against a d adlln ." Stud n w re orlglnally divid d, bas d on their Interests, lnto nine small groups of 8-10 members to dlscuss aspects of Middle East poUcy BUCh .s. economic tnteresta, U. .-Israeu relations and I l mlc _re urgenc and th Palesttne situation. Following lnltlal debate, three of these small group were combined into "mlnl plen rles,'' wh further d1 cusslon ensued. In the end, 11 participants met ln final session and recommended general policy. Among the agreements reached were provision to recognlz l Arafat as the spokesperson of the Palestinians and to establish cllalogue between between Israeli and Arab nations. More Important than what the poUcy stated, however, was what the students learned about formulating that policy. "What came through loud and clear in my group," Rouse said, "was the extreme imporatance of lobbying (in policy decisions). S clal interest groups, I found out. don't just influence policy, they can formulate it ... Marshall discovered 1n his sessions that humanitarianism has little place ln the reallBtic world of public pollcy. "I gu a lot of people in my group had never been out In the real world,•' he said, • 'because they were speakJJlg ideallstlcally rather than realistically. They kept aay. lng that everyth,lng ha.d to be for the people - that the incllvtdual was more important than the tate. "But looking at it reausttcally," he went on, "you can't sit there and say, 'These poor litUe people; we might kill three or four. Oh, my heart bleeds.' At thl level, the individual Isn't Important at all." Hoffman agre d partly with Marshe.11, noting that 1n her group there was "a constant struggle to balance a feeling of humanity with the very real feelings of a government (like Israel} struggling to maintain ttselt and Its national security. It (the lsBUe of humanitarianism) kept coming up ln cllscusslon, and we found that reallstically tt couldn't be a top priority." Honors concert final one in series Th !lnal concert 1n the W dn day 1 o'clock Concert rl wlll be preented Wedn d· y. May 4 1n Communication Arts D-118. h concert, an hono concert. will be followed by a reception given by the Music Department for lt.s gradualin mu le majors. - From the Exiting Ed. to the Redheaded Ed. Congratulations You'U do great! THE OLD BOOK CORNER 312 -1111 St. Racine Gently Used Books on all subjects. Racine's only used Bookstore. MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE Concert performers lnclude Randy Rovlk. trumpet, recent w1nn r of the Kenosha Symphony Youth Scholarship Auclltlons. Accompanied by music professor James McKeever, he wlll perform Humm l's Trumpet Concerto. Wllllam Nelson, clarinet, will perform a suite by Darius Mllhaud, wlth Tersa Naldlcz, violin and McKeever, piano. NelSon wa named outstanding soloist in the recent Elmhurst College Jazz Festival for his performance on tenor saxophone. Denise Barrett, classical guitar, wlll perform five Estucllos Senclllo by Leo Brower. Gradua.tlng seniors who will be honored include 8andra Saladts, William Nelson, Rick Soens, Vivian Rodriguez, Denlse Ba.rrett, Karen Newell, Katherine Martin and Cheryl Brown. The concert and reception are open to the public. We Call It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME _(D_ Bank of Elmwood ~l?t·,I a,~, , 1~"'H"' 554-5311 • M tl'lf Banlt • Mam om« Durand I keniuck)' 27()4 Lathrop A.,t. kacmt. Y. I ,3-401 . ' .... • Orn:11 A~re Omct H"Y' ll & 3 Conference participants . (l•n~ Richard Marshall, Kay Rou , Cindy Ho ann and Anne Peacock. Peacock found the conference educational because tt allowed her to see the Middle East issue from a dltferent vantage point. ''Everything in this country is oriented toward Israel,'' she commented. "I think we get a really one-slded view of this issue. There w re two speakers about Arab concerns, and I thought they were most interesting. They talked about how we perceive them, and how they perceive us, and how those perceptions aren't always accurate." Summing up the xperlence, Hottman admitted that the conference was "very tiring. We were exhausted at the end," The e~erience of a lifetime For people who want more than a paycheck.,,__ __ lt"s not your ordinary Job. If y04/1'9 tooktng for more than • regular unmer Job, try SIX Flags Great America. Here y04III deaf with literally thousands of Guests of II t;ypes. and learn the l'HI meaning ot responslbtllty. Because 10 mo,e than • summer Jab. '"not your ordinary tun. Keep the fun going after the work Is donel Along with a great uperieta. yau'N f'Kefw a regular wage, free admission. and compltmentay paaes for famlly and friends. Plus. there .. speda emplOyN acttvttle, lndudlng fflOYta, danCes. -,,cl spo,u actMtles. =r!:.~forfollowlng semi • food servb1 • Mltchandlse • Rldetlfnlnt gall{ ... • Clerical • Showap..akllw • GIINI anda'Cldls • Eiedronlc tectndanl Apply 7 days a wieek. 9!00 am • 5!00 pn a: ~It Offlce: Route 21 (Between GrandAve. & ~igtcn St.f • Gurnee. IL 60031 • 13121249-2045 ... .qaa ~...,,. WORK/IG' HAVINGFUNI RANGER Thursday, April 29,1987 7 Students travel to Missnnri Participate as mock members of the NSC by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Richard Marshall, Kay Rouse, Cindy Hoffmann and Anne Peacock are Parkside students, but on April 16-18 they were also members of the National Security Council Sort of. All four international studies students attended a public affairs conference at Principia College in St. Louis, Missouri, where they roleplayed policymakers drafting United States foreign policy in the Middle East. Designed resemble the American NbC, the conference group (consisting of about 60 students from across the country) reached general agreements in three broad areas and offered participants insight into the problems and pressures of policymaking. "You walk in and you butt neads with everybody," explained Marshall of the experience. "Trying to get a concise policy is almost impossible, since everyone is arguing for their own viewpoint and you're all operating against a deadline." Students were originally divided, based on their interests, into nine small groups of 3-10 members to discuss aspects of Middle East policy such as U.S. economic interests, U.S.-Israeli relations and Islamic resurgence and the Palestine situation. Following initial debate, three of these small groups were combined into "mini plenaries," where further discussion ensued. In the end, all participants met in final session and recommended a general policy. Among the agreements reached were provision to recognize Yassi Arafat as the spokesperson of the Palestinians and to establish dialogue between between Israeli and Arab nations. More important than what the policy stated, however was what the students learned about formulating that policy. "What came through loud and clear in my group," Rouse said, "was the extreme imporatance of lobbying (in policy decisions). Special interest groups, I found out, don't just influence policy, they can formulate Marshall discovered in his sessions that humanitarianism has little place in the realistic world of public policy- "I guess a lot of people in my group had never been out in the real world," he said, "because they were speaking idealistically rather than realistically. They kept saying that everything had to be for the people - that the individual was more important than the state. "But looking at it realistically," he went on, "you can't sit there and say, 'These poor little people; we might kill three or four. Oh, my heart bleeds.' At this level, the individual isn't important at all." Hoffman agreed partly with Marshall, noting that in her group there was "a constant struggle to balance a feeling of humanity with the very real feelings of a government (like Israel) struggling to maintain itself and its national security. It (the issue of humanitarianism) kept coming up in discussion, and we found that realistically it couldn't be a top priority." Honors concert final one in series «/ ?e al concert in the Wednesday l o'clock Concert Series will be preented Wednesday, May 4 in Communication Arts D-118. The concert, an honors concert, will be followed by a reception given by the Music Department for its graduating music majors. From the Exiting Ed. to the Redheaded Ed. Congratulations You'll do great! Concert performers include Randy Rovik, trumpet, recent winner of the Kenosha Symphony Youth Scholarship Auditions. Accompanied by music professor James McKeever, he will perform Hummel's Trumpet Concerto. William Nelson, clarinet, will perform a suite by Darius Milhaud, with Tersa Naidicz, violin and McKeever, piano. Nelson was named outstanding soloist in the recent Elmhurst College Jazz Festival for his performance on tenor saxophone. Denise Barrett, classical guitar, will perform five Estudios Sencillos by Leo Brower. Graduating seniors who will be honored include Sandra Saladis, William Nelson, Rick Soens, Vivian Rodriguez, Denise Barrett, Karen Newell, Katherine Martin and Cheryl Brown. The concert and reception are open to the public. r We Call It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME © Bank of Elmwood 1 M otor Bank Durand at Kentucky da/pef < iervtce 554-5321 • Main Office 2704 Lathrop Ave. Racine. WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC Conference participants (l-r): Richard Marshall, Kay Rouse, Cindy Hoffmann and Anne Peacock. Peacock found the conference educational because it allowed her to see the Middle East issue from a different vantage point. "Everything in this country is oriented toward Israel," she commented. "I think we get a really one-sided view of this issue There were two speakers about Arab concerns, and I thought they were most interesting. They talked about how we perceive them, and how they perceive us, and how those perceptions aren't always accurate." Summing up the experience, Hoffman admitted that the conference was "very tiring. We were exhausted at the end." The experience of a lifetime For people who want more than a paycheck. It* not your ordinary Job. If you re looking for more than a regular summer Job, try Six Flags Great America. Here you'll deal with literally thousands of Guests of all types, and learn the real meaning of responsibility Because It 's more than a summer Job. It* not your ordinary fun. Keep the fun going after the work Is done I Along with a great experience, you'll receive a regular wage , free admission, and complimentary passes for family and friends. Plus, there are special employee activities Including movies, dances, and sports activities. Apply In person for following seasonal positions. • Food services • Merchandise • Rides/front gate/ area • Clerical • Show operations • Games and arcades • Electronic technicians Apply 7 days a week, 9:00 am - 5:00 pm at: Employment Office: Route 21 (Between Grand Ave. & wasnington St.) • Gumee. II60031 > 13121249-2045 an equal opportunity employer ' — WORK AT HAVING FUNI ©Warner Bros. Inc. IS76 SIX FLAGS GREAT AMERICA A Company RANGER Thuraday, Aprll 29, 1987 7 Students travel to Missouri Partic i pate as mock members of the NSC b ry L. Scbn berg r dltor Rlch rd Marshall, Kay Rou , Cindy Hoffmann and Ann P acock are Parkside students, but on April 16-18 they wer ala<> members of th a tlonal S curtly Council. Sort of. All four lntemaUonal tudl s student& atten ed pubHc affairs confer n t rlnclpla ollege 1n t . LoulB, Ml url, where they role• played policymakers drafting Unl d tates foreign poll y ln the • fiddle East. Deslgned to r s mble the American N C, the conference group ( on lsllng of about 60 students from across the country ) reached general agreements ln three broad areas and offered participants fn. lght Into the problems and pressur s of policymaking. "You walk in and you butt head with everybody," explaln d Marshall of the experience. "Trying to get a conctse poUcy ls almost impossible, slnce everyone ls arguing for th Ir own viewpoint and you're all operating against a deadlin ." Students w re originally dlvld d, b ed on their interests, into nine small groups of S-10 memb rs to discuss aspects of Middle East policy such as .S. economic lnterta, U .S.-Israell relations and Islamic r surgence and th Palestine sttuaUon. Foltowtng lnlttal debate, three of these smaU groups were combined Into "ml.ni plenaries," whel'e further dlscusslon nsu d . In the end, all partlclpants met 1n flnal session and recommend d a general policy. Among the agreements reached were provision to recognize Ya l Ara.fat as the spokesperson of the Palestinian and to establlsh dialogue between between Israeli and Arab nations. More Important than what the policy stated, however, was what the students learned about formulating that pollcy. "What came through loud and clear In my group," Rouse said, "was the extreme imporatance of lobbying (ln pollcy decisions). Special Interest groups, I found out, don't just lnfluence policy, they can formulate lt." Marshall discovered 1n his sessions that humanltartantsm has llttle place in the realistic world of public policy. "I gues a lot of people 1n my group had never been out 1n the real world," he said, "because they were speaking ideallstlcally rather than real! tically. They kept aaylng that everything had to b for the peopl . that the indt' ridual was more important than the state. "Bttt looking at it rea1tst1- cally," he went on, "you can't slt there and say. 'These poor UtUe people; we might klll three or four. Oh, my heart bleeds. ' At th1B level, the individual isn't important at all." Hoffman agreed partly wtth Marshall, noting that 1n her group there was "a constant struggle to balance a feellng of humanity with the very real feelings of a government (Uke Israel) struggling to maintain ltsel.t' and its national security. It (the issue of humanltarlantsm) kept comIng up in dlscusslon, and we found that realistically 1t couldn't be a top priority." Honors concert final one in series The final concert 1n the N dn day 1 o'clock Concert erle wUI b preented Wedn sday, y t 1n Communication Arts 0-118. Th concert, an honors cone rt, will b followed by a reception given by the MusJc partment for lts graduating mu le majors. - From the Exiting Ed . to the Re dheaded Ed. Congratulations You 'U do great! Concert performers Include Randy Rovik, trumpet, recent winner of the Kenosha Symphony Youth Scholarship Auditions. Accompanied by muslc professor James McKeever, he will perform Hummel's Trumpet Concerto. William Nelson, clarinet, wUl perform a suite by Darius Mllhaud, with Tersa Naldlcz, vtolln and McKeever, piano. Nelson waa named outstanding soloist 1n the recent Elmhurst College Jazz Festival tor his performance on tenor axophone. Denise Barrett, classical guitar, wlll perform five Estudlos Senclllos by Leo Brower. Graduating seniors who will be honored include Sandra Saladis, Wllllam Nelson, Rick Soens, Vlvlan Rodriguez, Denise Barrett, Karen Newell, Katherine Martin and Cheryl Brown. The concert and reception are open to the public. We Call It Special Checking 1 l • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No M inimu m Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access wit h TYME - ~ -. - Bank of Elmwood ~Jful a,rpel < fel'fJtU 554-5321 • fotOf Bank • Mam Office • Grttn re Office Our nd t Kcntud,y 2704 La1hrop A,c. H"'} )I & 3 Racine, WI S340S FOIC Conference participants (1-r): Richard Marshall, Kay Rouse, Cindy Hoffmann and Anne Peacock. Peacock found the conference educational because It allowed her to see the Middle East issue from a dillerent vantage point. • 'Everything 1n th18 country Is oriented toward Israel,'' she commented. "I think we get a really one-sided view of this issue. There were two peakers about Arab concems, and I thought they were most lnterestlng. They talked about how we perceive them, and how they perceive us, a.nd how those perceptions aren't always accurate.'' Summing up the experience, Hoffman admitted that the conference wa "very tiring. We were exhausted at the end." The e~erience of a lifetime For people who want more than a paycheck.,...,_,.. lt"I not your ordinary Job. tr )'OU'N looklng for more than a regular summer Job, try Six Flags GrNt America. Here you'll deal with ltteratty 1housa1ds of Guests of an t;ypes. and team the ru1 meaning of respomlblllt)( BecaM It's more than• summer Job. It's not your ordinary tun. KNp the bl going after the W0fk Is donel Along wtth a great expe,1etice, you'I recelw a regular wage , free admlsSlon. and compllment• y passes for fanlly and friends. Plus. there .. spedal employee actMt1a lndudlng mcwla, dances. and spon:s actMtles. Apply In person few folloWlng seasonal poiltlons • • Food serYk:es • Meff:handltll • Rldesl9ronC gata1a,u • Oerkal • ShawCfl"atiol• • Gaw and .cactes • £1ectronk tCChnldanl Apply 7 days a week. 9:00 am • 5:00 pm at: EmpkJyment Office: Route 21 (Between Grand Ave. & Wilshkigton St.) • Gurnee, IL 60031 • 13121249-2045 an.....,~..,,_ WORKAr HAVING FUNI Solidarity Coalition works to end war in El Salvador by Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor The Racine/Kenosha Central American Solidarity Coalition (CASC) be sponsor a station on May 6-7 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. in Main Place. The station will provide information on the events in Central America and ballots for the "National Referendum to End the War in Central America." Elaine Kinch, organizer of the Campaign to Stop the Human Rights Abuses in El Salvador and member of CASC, explained that CASC "is a voluntary organization seeking justice for the people of Central America and a more just relationship between the U.S. government and the governments of the Central American nations." The "National Referendum" is the most recent project of CASC. In February the organization sponsored fundraising for the re-population of El Salvador. In March it sponsored the refugee caravans across the country. CASC is a country-wide organization of nearly 100 cities and over 100 sponsors. It attempts to reach as many Americans as possible to inform them of the military actions in . Central America. It also helps refugees in Central America through visits to the Central American countries, letter-writing to Central American and American political leaders and relief aid for victims of bombings. Kinch explained the reason for directing the "National Referendum" at colleges. "We want to reach a new audience. Two-thirds of the American people are against the Reagan Administration's policy in Central America. We want to give them an opportunity to come out and vote for peace," she said. CASC is gathering referendum ballots now in the hope that a bill will soon come up before Congress. Having a number of ballots to give to officials immediately "is much better than scrambling around after the bill is announced. We want to be ready,'"' Kinch commented. Kinch feels "Congress isn't really looking at our foreign policy from the standpoint of whether or not it is a moral policy. They're not even looking at the suffering the U.S. government is causing in Central America." David Castaneda, senior, feels the same way. "I guess no one can relate to hundreds of thousands of Nicaraguan refugees dying, yet they can definitely relate to a few Americans dying," he said. "We just want people to come by to get an idea of what is going on in Central America and what the U.S. policy is there. We want people to ex press their feelings about Central American just bv marking 'YES' or 'NO' on the ballot. ne He also stressed the impor tance of hearing college students' opinions, "it's important for 18 and 19 year old students to realize that thev soon may be drafted again 1 doubt staying in college win help this time. People need to take personal responsible for just filling out a simple referendum baUot." Students are encouraged to stop by the station and fill out a ballot on May 5 and 6. Committee okays undergraduate tuition caps April 22 aPPr°Ved a ™<™™nda- cent ATTENTION UWP EMPLOYEES Save while you borrow with a ECU Loan: • Car Loans • Mortgages • Line of Credit • Home Improvement • Any Purpose Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee approved recommendation by United Council of UW Student Governments to cap resident undergraduate tuition at 33.4 percent of instructional costs. The recommendation to the Joint Finance Committee would still allow for Governor Thompson's proposed 12 percent tuition increase. Rep Bill Berndt (R-River Falls) proposed the cap, effective through the 1988-89 school year. It passed by a 7-1 vote. "For years, the state has looked upon tuition as a blank check," said UC President Bryce Tolefree. "The committee's recommendation MKSH&e r I activiti**/ 50AR&^ MAY 16 AND 17 SCHEDULE OF EVENTS SATURDAY 2:00 pm Road Rally <6:30 Tent opens 7:00 pm Mind if I Smoke? 10:00 pm Bad Boy 1:00 am Ruthless People SUNDAY 6:30 pm Tent opens 7:00 pm Pat McCurdy & the Confidentials 10:00 pm The Cheeters 1:00 am Pee Wee's Big Adventure Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center Students, faculty, staff, alumni $3.00 per day $5.00 per weekend Guest $4.00 per day $7.00 per weekend H!!i9«?mts milst be.StA,,e?st 18 years old. Limit of 3 guests per UW-P ID per d ay. AH tickets will be $5.00 per day at the door. would once again inject stability into the state's tuition policy." During the 1970's, resident undergraduate tution was frozen at 25 percent of instructional costs. Since 1980, however, the resident undergraduate portion has increased to 31.4 percent. Under Gov. Thompson's proposed 12 percent increase, it would be 33.4 percent. Tolefree said that while he is pleased with the proposed cap, UC will seek to cut Thompson's tuition hike. "A $172 tuition increase would still hurt needy students. In the last six years, state and federal financial aid appropriations have not kept up S&,. increased student Tolefree is optimistic about a tuition cap passing the legislature. "There appears to be substantial support among legislators for controlling tuition increases. Legislators are rightfully concerned that a large number of low- and middle-income students are being priced out of the university." Those voting in favor of the tuition cap were: Berndt, Stan Gruszynski (D-Stevens Point), Sue Magnuson (DMadison), John Medinger (DLaCrosse), Spencer Coggs (D-Milwaukee), Barbara Linton (D-Highbridge) and Ben Brancel (R-Endeavor). Rep. Margaret Lewis (RJefferson) voted against the cap. the far side By GARY LARSON x—Mnv take th;s gram+e^ bowl- It Up not far from here and probably dates to... Oh, Td say early July. 5- 5 Early archaeologists I • a• • I la .. • • • ' • • .. • • • , f • . .. 1•41 ., • • ,, . ' . ' • • , . ' . ' •• • I -., I , , 8 Thursday• April 29, 1987 RANGER Solidarity Coalition works to end war in El Salvador by Kelly McKt lck Ant. Newa Edl1or The Racine/Kenosha Cen• tra1 America.n Sollda.rity Coalltton (CASC) be aponsor a station on May ~-'l from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. in Main Place. The station w1ll provide infor. mation on the events in Central America and ballots for the "National Referendum to End the War 1n Central America." Ela.lne Kinch, organizer of the Campaign to Stop the Human Rlghts Abuse in El Salvador and member of ASC, explained that CASC "ilJ a voluntary organization seeking justice for the people of Central America and a more Just relationship between the U.S. government and the governments of the Central merican nations.'' The "National Referendum" ts the moot recent project of CASC. In February the organimtion sponsored fundraising for the re-population of El Salvador. In March it sponsored the refugee caravans across the country. CASC ls a country-Wide organization of nearly 100 cities &11d over 100 sponsors. It attempts to reach as many Americans as possible to inform them of the rnilltary actions 1n Central America. It also helps· refugees 1n Central America through visits to the Central American countries, letter-writing to Central American and American poliUca.l leaders and relief aid for victims of bombings. Kinch explained the reason for dlrectlng the "National Referendum" at colleges. "We want to reach a new audience. Two-thirds of the American people are against the Reagan Admlnlstration's policy in Central America. We want to give them an opportunity to come out and vote for peace," she sald. CASC 1s gathering referendum ballots now 1n the hope that a bill wlll soon come up before Congress. Having a number of ballots to give to officials immediately "ls much better than scrambllng around after the blll 1s announced. We want to be ready,,., Kinch comment~d- Klnch feels "Congress lsn 't really looking at our foreign policy from the standpoint of whether or not It ls a moral policy. They're not even look• Ing at the suffering the U.S. government ls causing in Central America." David Castaneda, senior, feels the same way. "I guess no one can relate to hundreds of thousands of Nicaraguan refugees dying, yet they can definitely relate to a few Americans dying," he aald. "We just want people to come by to get an ldea of what ls going on in Central America and what the U.S. policy is there. We want people to ex. press their feelings about Central American ju t b marklng 'YES' or 'NO' on th! ballot. He also stressed the impor. tance of hearing college stu. dents' oplnfons. "It's impor. tant for 18 and 19 ye r old students to realize that they soon may be drafted again. r doubt staying In college wUJ help this time. People need to take per onal responsibllty for just fllltng out a simple r ferendum ballot" Students are encouraged to stop by the station and fill out a ballot on May 5 and 6. Committee okays undergraduate tuition caps The Ass mbly Colleges ancl Unlventties Committee April .(~Utis) ~i•D1~~,o . ATTENTION UWP E PLOYEES Save while you borrow withaECU Loan: • Car Loan • Mortgage • Lin of Credit • Home lmprov ment • Any Purpo e Tallent Hall Room 286 on.-Fr". 10-3 ning four oth,•r (O<' lion R in W uke ha Burlin on tilwnukt' 22 approved a recommendation by United Council of UW Student Governments to cap resident undergraduate tuition at ss., percent of Instructional costs. The recommendation to the Joint Finance Committee would still allow for Governor Thompson's proposed 12 percent tuition increase. Rep. Bill Berndt (R·Rlver Falls) propo ed the cap, effective through the 1988-89 school year. It passed by a 7-1 vote. ..For years, the late has looked upon tuition as a blank check,'' said UC President Bryce Tolefree. "The committee's recommendation MAY 16 AND 17 SCHEDULE OF EVENTS SUNDAY . 1:30 Pill T opens '7:00 pa Pat McCunly & tlttConfldefttlals 10:00 nae Cbeeters 1:00 • Pee Wee's A ture avalilabl11 at Ill Unlo I nnaUon Center. mnl $3.00 per dar $5.00 per weekend $4.00 per day $7 .00 per weeke d All guests tnust be at least 18 years old. UmH of 3 gusts per uw;:p ID day. All tickets WIii bl $5.00 per day at the door. would once again inject tabllity into the state's tuition policy." During the 1970' resident undergraduate tution was frozen at .2ti percent of instructional costs. Since 1980, however, the resident undergraduate portion has increased to a1 .• percent. Under Gov. Thompson's proposed 12 percent Increase, It would be 38.4 percent. Tolefree said that whlle he ls pleased Wlth the proposed cap, UC will seek to cut Thompson's tuition hike. " A $172 tuition Increase would still hurt needy students. In the last six years, state and federal financial aid appropriations have not ke pt up with increased student costs.'' THI FAR SIDI 5- 5 Tolefree ls opttmlstlc about a tuition cap pas Ing the legtslatur . "There appears to be sub tantial support among legislators for controlllng tultion lncreas s . Leg! • lators are rightfully con• cemed that a large number or low- and middle-income students are being priced out of the unlve rslty. " Those voting 1n favor of the tulUon cap were: B rndt, Stan Gruszynskl (D-Stevens P oint l. Sue Magnuson CD· Madison), John Medinger {D· Lacrosse) , Spencer Coggs CD -Milwaukee), Barbara Linton (D-Hlghbridge) and Ben Brancel CR-Endeavor . Rep. Margaret Lewis IR• Jefferson, voted again t th cap . By GARY LARSON 1 Early archaeolog~ lst=•=------------- Historically, higher by Kimberlie Kranich Because wnmon I..A« education access limited Table 1 Enrollment at Parkside (Spring, 1987) by Heritage and Sex Male Female American Indian Black Oriental Latin or Latin American White Foreign Barbara Shade data collected on these contrasts. "In many instances we can only reliably describe the experiences of Black Americans because the most detailed and complete educational record exists for this category of people," according to Marrett and Matthews. It has only been in the last decade that enrollment statistics have been broken down by both heritage or race and gender. Barbara Shade, chair of the Education Division and associate professor of education, talked about the importance of looking at many factors when considering women of color and higher education. "When you talk to Black women," Shade explained, "you have to look at them from where they came up and at the whole social strata around them and what they plan to use education for and their age." Shade attended college in the early 1950's and had an experience different from what Black women college racism sexism Feminist women of color have spoken of the need to be heard. The book, "This Bridge Called My Back: Writings By Radical Women of Color," by Cherrie Moraga and Gloria Anzaldua for example, is a collection of writings that address issues of race, class, ethnicity, gender and sexuality. Feminists of color have stressed the need for an understanding of their unique struggles which are a result of race, ethnicity, class and gender. There are some hurdles that women of color, by virtue of being women and nonwhite, have had to overcome 'Ranger Special Women Of Color Historically, higher education access l(mited by Klmberlle Kranich Because women were -~~- ..,.,__~ Table 1 Enrollment at Parkside (Spring, 1987) Feature Editor dented access to most male ~~~ by Heritage and Sex There are 178 women of color currently attending Parkside (see table 1) out of a total student enrollment of 4,M6. In 1978 when enrollment figures totalled 4,624 atudenta, there were lM women of color. This increa.Re Is indicative of the trend across the nation . In the early 1960'1, far more men than women attended college: during the 1970's, the education level of women 1n the United States rose . In the population as a whole. more women than men entered lnstitutiona of higher educo.tlon. For Black, Hlspan. lc, Aslan, and American Indian women, college enrollments rose more than for men of the same race or ethnicity. Women have not always had access to institutions of higher education. "There were no advanced educational opportunJtiea for women unW Emma Wlllard opened a seminary for females in Troy, N.Y. in 1821," according to Catherine Clinton, author of the book, "The Other Civil War." Women's access to higher education waa llmited by the attitudes held by men. ··Argument& against women's education were that the pathway to equality would seriously undermine women's health," according to Clinton. "Male opponents also argued that women were mentally inferior and incapable of pursuing an advanced degree." Oberlln College became the first co-educational institution when ll opened lts doors to both men and women in 1837. unJversltles and colleges, women started their own colleges, Vassar, in 1861S, was the flrst bonaflde women's college. "But not unW Smith and Wellesley opened ln 1875," states Clinton, • 'were women's colleges able to clalm that thelr qualifications for admission as well as their curriculum matched that of male instltuUoM.'' These separate women's colleges had enrollments of mainly white women. However, organized efforts to educate Black girls began u early as 1838 when Prudence Crandall instituted and attempted to maintain a school for Black girls in Connecticut. Finally, in 1881, Spelman College in Atlanta, Georgia was founded as the first college for Afro-American women in the U.S. Cora Bagley Marrett and Westlna Matthews have examined women of color in higher education and polnt out in their essay. "The Participation of Minority Women in Higher Education," the dif. flculties ln doing so. "Ideally. one should distinguish between MexlcanAmericans, Puerto Ricans and persons from various Latln American countries when reporting on H.lspanlc populations," wrote the two authors. "However, the data are not adequate for such distinctions." Marrett and Matthews point out that the experiences of forelgn-bom Asian women, for example, differ from those of U .s. born A8lan women. There has been little Barbara Shade data collected on these contrasts. "In many lnstancea we can only reliably describe the experiences of Black Americans because the most detailed and complete educational record exists for th18 category of people," according to Marrett and Matthews. It has only been in the last decade that enrollment atatistica have been broken down by both heritage or race and gender. Barbara Shade, chair of the Education Division and associate professor of education, talked about the importance of looking at many factors when considering women of color and higher education. "When you talk to Black women," Shade explalned, "you have to look at them from where they came up and at the whole social strata around them and what they plan to use education for and their age." Shade attended college 1n the early lOtiO's and had an experience different from what Black women college Heritage American Indian Black Oriental Latin or Latin American White Foreign atudenta experience today. "When I entered school I went in business because I was in the early liro's, you simply couldn't go on and fin. lah off in bu.siness 80 I got into teaching because that was the way to do lt," said Shade. Generally. there are three different cultural groups within Blacka in the U.S. "There were those who grew up in the northeast and even from the begtnnlng of history they were free," explalned Shade. "They started 1n education early because they were pinpointed for going into teaching. Most women, up unW very recently, started out 1n education. ''The young Black women on campus hit education at a time when lt ls a choice and they are not necessarUy majoring in teaching education. They're in looking at a whole broad perspective of occupations. ''The second cultural group," continued Shade, "la in the South. In the South they had real layers . not only of skin color but of, high statua and they therefore did very different things. "Spelman Oollege waa almed, a.a near as I can tell, for atartlng to Insure that those of very high 11tatua had Feminists of color speak about racism, sexism by KJmberUe Kranich Feature Editor Feminist women of color have spoken of the need to be heard. The book, • 'Thls Bridge Called My Back: Writings By Radical Women of Color," by Cherrie Moraga and Gloria Anzaldua for example, la a collection of writings that address 1asuea of race, class, ethnicity, gender and sexuality. Femlnlst.a of color have stressed the need for an understanding of thelr unique struggles which are a result of race, ethnicity, class and gender. There are some hurdles that women of color, by virtue of being women and nonwhite. have had to overcome what white women and all men do not face. The phrase, women of color, in the book, "The Feminist Dictionary" by Cherts Kramerae and Paula A. Treichler, la defined a.a "a posltlve term designating women of many different ethnic and racial heritages (in• eluding Black, Native American, Chicano, Puerto Rican, Filipino, Hlspanic and A81an) and emph.aslzlng commonalities, sisterhood, and shared expressions.•• Sexism, according to the "Femlnlst Dictionary," ta "behavior, policy, language, or other action of men or women which expresses the in.stltutlonallzed, systematic, comprehensive, or constatent view that women are inferior. "Sexism and racism define indivtduala as inferior, llmlt their options and subject them to exploitation and demeaning treatment on the baala of their membership ln some general claaa ( e.g. women or blacks)," writes Mary Anne Warren. Black writer Angela y. Davla wama that sex.tam "can never be seen in isolation. It has to be placed in the context of ita intercoMectiona with raclam, and especially with claaa exploitation." Raclam ls defined as "lnstltuUonallzed dlacrimlnaUon, prejudice and oppression baaed on race; specifically oppreaston by white people of people of color." Black lesbian femln18t poet Audre Lorde writes that rac- 1am 1a "the belief in the inherent superiority of one race over all others and thereby the right to dominance, manifest and Implied." Raetam 1a also an ideology. "Everyone ta capable of being ractat whatever their color and condition," writes Puerto Rican femlnlat Rourlo Morales. "Only some of us are liable to racist attack." Angela Davia believes all white people should have a , vested interest ln eradicating ractam. "White people, white women In particular," Davia writes, "should not tight ractam almply because they want to help those ot us who are hurt by lt. The v~ ma- Femln!m ... ,,.,_ 3 Male 7 66 38 47 2,0M H Female 6 106 21 89 1,982 g the culture and the manners as well as the education. In the Black community lt waa always asaumed that the women would be educated because that'• how to keep her out ot the kitchen and a prey of white malea. They forced her (Black women) into education but they didn •t force the men. "There la the third group of the West," Shade continued, "which 1a a much more integrated soclety. Therefore, their orientation was very dlf. ferenl'' The trend 18 for Black women to enter lnatltutions of higher education on a greater scale than Black men. 'nlere are 106 Black fem.ales attendIng Parkside compared to 66 Black malea. "Becaw,e of th1a trend," said Shade, "young Black women 1n college now are staring to rethink whether they should go on for a muter'• and PhD. because they are perceiving that 1t may llmlt their abllity to marry, and that's really important to them." Shade related an example of her daughter's friend who stopped going to school because of pressure from her husband. "Thia young woman graduated from the Univeralty of Shade ... page2 Editor's note Th.la four-page special section focuses on women of color at Parkside. The inter-' views are of Native American. Hispanic, Asian, Black and Indian women who are part of the 178 women of color on campus. We also spoke to all of the Black women on campus who teach or hold staff positions (a total of three). 'nle word.a of these women have been left as cloeely as poaatble to the or1glnal spoken interviews, illustrating the diversity of Engllah language speakers. All stories were written and edited by Klmberlle Kranich except for the two atorlea by Mary Woods, special guest Writer to the Ranger. Native American Ramnna Powell 'Echo' tells of nationality, stereotypes BBoorrnn oonn nann ITnndHiiaann reservaa n. . . . tion in northern Wisconsin to a young Native American woman of 16 who was too young to care for her, Echo was removed from the reservation at six months old and at three was legally adopted. Echo's real name is Ramona Powell but she doesn't go by it very often. She has identified herself with Indian names from the time she was little. "When I grew up," Echo explained, "my best friend was an Indian and we gave each other Indian names. I was Shy Fox because I was shy and because a fox is clever." Echo wanted to know more about her family history, but since she was adopted, obtaining information is very difficult. She knows that her biological mother was a member of the Chippewa tribe and that her biological father was German. "I was brought up knowing my nationality," said Echo. "When people are asked what are they and they say, 'I'm German, I'm Italian,' their descendants go back overseas. But with me, at least the Indian part, my ancestors are here." Echo has lived in both Wisconsin and California. People in both places seldom recognize her as Native American. "Here, a lot of people think I'm Italian, Spanish, or Indian. I lived in California and there they didn't even think of Indian right away, they just assumed I was from Mexico. "Of course, people can tell I'm something," continued Echo. "A lot of people generalize that whole kind of look - being a little darker. Indians have high cheek bones, that's how I know. I've been mistaken a lot." As a child in school, Echo was aware of the images people have in their heads about Native Americans. "Growing up, when kids in school knew I was Indian, they thought I could run really fast," Echo explained. While in high school, Echo took a history course on Native Americans. "In the books the male Indians were always shown as the ones who went out and shot the buffalo and then brought it home to the wife," Echo explained. "He was the one who produced. The female or wife, was just like today; even though she did work, she stayed home and had to take care of the house and kids and food. The book mainly focused on how the buffalos were skinned." A different picture comes to Echo's mind than that found in the history books. "I have a scene that comes to mind," she said. "I have a scene of a tepee, camping (which is what I love) with a family and cooking outdoors with horses. No war paint, just living out in nature and Sandra Villarreal Strong Hispanic community urged "To me, being Hispanic means coming from a Spanish speaking background," said Sandra Villarreal, a sophomore majoring in inter- • national studies. She explained the different geographical regions included in the term Hispanic. "Hispanic is everybody from Mexico, Central America and South America, Spain, Puerto Rico and American- Mexican," she said. "To me," Villarreal continued, "Mexico is Indian, yet the Spanish came so you could say your roots go back to Spain also. The European and the Indian together is called mestizo. In a way I don't like the term Mexican because I wasn't born in Mexico. At the same time it's hard to say that you're a Spaniard. It's easier to say Mexican heritage.'' Villarreal was a member of the Hispanic club on campus which is currently defunct. "We can't get people involved. Every time we do Cinco De Mayo or National Hispanic Heritage Week, there's very few people involved," Villarreal explained. "They say, 'I've got stuff outside school or I have to work.' It's Hispanics we're trying to get in the club and that's their excuses." Villarreal knows only a few of approximately 90 Hispanics on campus. She would like a stronger Hispanic community to develop on campus but there are difficulties. "Sometimes I wonder what's the matter," said Villarreal. "I think it would be so nice to experience Hispanic culture the way Blacks are getting into Black history. I think it would be nice for Hispanics to do the same. "When we (Hispanics) don't even know each other, then we don't even have that (a sense of culture) and we can't move on to another level," Villarreal continued. Except for her family and the few Hispanic friends she has at school, Villarreal knows few other Hispanics in Racine where she lives. "I've told people I'm not exactly sure I know what the minority experience is because I've always lived in neighborhoods where we were the one or two minorities in that neighborhood," she explained. "I went to a school and all my friends were white." Villarreal's experience as a Hispanic student at Parkside differs in a unique way from what white students experience. Her experience in a Spanish class is an example. Although both her parents are Spanish-speakers, Spanish is not spoken in Villarreal's home. "I took a Spanish class and the students wondered why. A friend was telling me what the students were saying. They'd say, 'She just wants an easy A, that's all.' I felt like I had to explain myself. That's just one instance," Villarreal explained. "I don't like to be paranoid about it but sometimes I feel that when I walk into a class, people look at me just a bit differently. Here are all these white people and then somebody with darker colored skin comes in. I noticed this a lot in the classes; it's not just Mexicans but Blacks too. The Sandra Villarreal proportion (of people of color) is so smaU that you kind of stick out. "At the same time," Villarreal continued, "I don't like to say that people are looking at me because I'm Hispanic, because maybe they're looking at me because of what I'm wearing for example." Villarreal believes that too much worry over what people are thinking about her builds limitations to what she can do. "It limits people to be the fullest person they can be. People will say, 'I don't want to do it because I don't want to stick out.* So what they've done is limited themselves and then they don't grow in the way that they could have. "My parents have always said, 'Be a person.' You're not just Hispanic, you're not just a woman, you're a person and you do what you do as a person," Villarreal concluded. peace, not war. I have a view of how great it must have been to live back then." There are thirteen Native Americans on campus, some of whom are interested in starting an American Indian club. Echo is interested in the club. "I thought it'd be interesting to meet and become friends with other people who are Indian. I'd have somebody to talk to about being Indian instead of always being 'someone else,' " she explained. Echo is pleased with the attention given to people of color and believes that it will help secure needed jobs. "Whatever I do, I always do my best, but you've got to be given the chance first. That (attention to people of color) might be a way for me to be given a chance to prove myself other than (an employer) picking a white male who looks the part. "I'm not the typical female," Echo continued, "where I put on a bunch of make-up and wear little frilly dresses. I like adventure." Echo has gone scuba diving, has jumped off cliffs in California and plans to go hand gliding this summer. "I could do a job that some might not be able to, but I might not be given a job because I am female. "Moving furniture is an example. I'm pretty strong but Education Shade from page 1 Minnesota, got into medical school, went to work for a lab and married someone who was a steamfitter," explained Shade. "He put so much pressure on her and she put so much pressure on herself...he couldn't tolerate her going away or spending additional time in school and as a result she refused to go to medicai school." There are 202 persons holding teaching positions at Parkside; 153 are males and 49 are females. Out of the 153 males, all are white except for 13 Asians, two Hispanics and one Black. There are two Asian and one Black among the female faculty. Being the only Black female professor on campus has some unique consequences for Shade. "When I taught in Madison, I became involved with Black females there. I have not done that here and I think it is a disadvantage for the young people, but it gets to be a disadvantage to me by being the only one." explained Shade. * ''Jf 1 indeed get caught in it (being a mentor for 106 Black women), then what I do is spend so much time being a tthhePmm t^hWatI rae nndd* au pm neont thoar vifnogr Ramona Powell I'll be helping someone move a desk and some guy will say, "Oh, don't do that, I'll do it."' While in California a few years ago, Echo auditioned for an Indian role in a movie. "The men producers, writers and directors who hire, after they hire you, you don't know if it is just for the job because they think you can do it or because they think you're cute. This producer said I was right for an Indian part. He came over to my apartment and made advances. Fortunately, I never heard from him again," Echo recalled. Echo plans to study mass communications at UW-Milwaukee in the near future and would like to make her own film documentaries. She one day envisions herself making nature films with National Geographic. anyone to respond to myself because I have no peers to share it with. "Secondly," . continued Shade, "I end up getting flack from my colleagues because then when I get involved with 106 people, that means I don't do research, I don't spend time teaching, I don't spend time doing the committee work. "If I spend so much time with all of that (mentoring), then they (colleagues) have only one expectation for me - that I ought to function in one way and that may not be my particular culture," concluded Shade. Hendricks from page 4 and the experiences that I can bring in. "The experiences that I've had over time with people, education, young people and experiences that I've had in my personal life, bring a certain perspective. My reading and understanding of the research and seeing and knowing what's happening with young people in school everyday, gives me a certain perspective. So, I see my perspective as the greatest thing that I can bring to Parkside," Hendricks concluded. Native American Ramona Powell 'Echo' tells of nationality, stereotypes Bom on an Indian reservation in northern Wisconsin to a young Native American woman of 16 who was too young to care for her, Echo wu removed from the reservation at six months old and at three was legally adopted. Echo's real name ls Ramona Powell but she doesn't go by it very often. She baa idenWied herself with Indian names from the time she was little. "When I grew up," Echo explained, "my best friend was an Indian and we gave each other Indian names. I waa Shy Fox because I waa shy and because a fox 11 clever." Echo wanted to know more about her family history, but since ahe wu adopted, ob• ta1nlng information ls very difficult. She knows that her biological mother waa a member of the Chippewa tribe and that her biological father waa German. • 'I waa brought up knowing Sandra Villarreal my nationality," said Echo. '· When people are asked what are they and they say, 'I'm German, I'm Italian,' their descendants go back overseas. But wtth me, at least the Indian part, my ancestors are here.'' Echo has lived in both Wisconsin and cautomia. People in both places seldom recognize her as Native American. "Here, a lot of people think I'm Italian, Spanish, or Indian. I lived in C&llfomia and there they didn •t even think of Indian right away, they just assumed I wa.a from Mexico. "Of course, people can tell I'm something," continued Echo. "A lot of people generalize that whole kind of look · being a little darker. Indians have high cheek bones, that's how I know. I've been mistaken a lot." As a child in school, Echo wa.a aware of the Images people have in their heads about Native Americans. "Growing up, when kids in school knew I was Indian, they thought I could run really fast," Echo explained. While tn high school, Echo took a history course on Native Americans. "In the books the male In• dlans were always shown as the ones who went out and shot the buffalo and then brought it home to the wife," Echo explained. "He was the one who produced. The female or wife, was Just 11.ke today; even though she did work, she stayed home and had to take care of the house and kids and food. The book mainly focused on how the buffalos were skinned." A different picture comes to Echo's mind than that found in the history books. "I have a scene that comes to mind," she said. " I have a scene of a tepee, camping (which ls what I love) wtth a family and cooking outdoors with horses. No war paint, just llvlng out in nature and Strong Hispanic community urged "To me, being Hispanic meana coming from a Span• lsh speaking background,'' said Sandra Villarreal, a sophomore majoring in international studies. She explained the different geographical regions included in the term Hispanic. "Hi.span1c ls everybody from Mexico, Central America and South America, Spain, Puerto Rico and AmericanMexican," ahe aald. "To me," Vlllarreal continued, "Mexico 11 Indian, yet the Spanlah came 10 you could say your root. go back to Spain alao. The European and the Indian together 11 called mestizo. In a way I don •t 11.ke the term Mexican ooeauae I wasn't bom in Mexico. At the same time ll'a hard to say that you're a SpanJ&rd. It's ea.aler to aay Mexican heritage.'' Vlllarreal waa a member of the HJ.lpanic club on campus whlch 11 currenUy defUnet. . "We can't get people in• volved. Every time we do Cinco De Mayo or National Hispanic Heritage Week, there'• very few people involved,'' Villarreal explained. "They say, 'I've got stuff outside school or I have to work.' It's Hilpanics we're trying to get in the club and that's their excuses.•' Villarreal knows only a few of approximately 90 Hispanics on campus. She would 11.ke a stronger Hispanic community to develop on campus but there are difficulties. "Sometimes I wonder what's the matter," said Villarreal. "I think it would be so nlce to experience Hispanic culture the way Blacks are getting into Black history. I think lt would be nice for Hispanics to do the same. "When we (Hispanics) don't even know each other, then we don't even have that (a sense of culture) and we can't move on to another level," Villarreal continued. Except for her family and the few H!spanic friends she has at school, Villarreal knows few other Hispanics in Racine where she lives. "I've told people I'm not exacUy sure I know what the minority experience is because I've always lived in neighborhoods where we were the one or two minorities in that neighborhood," she explained. "I went to a school and all my friends were white.'' Villarreal's experience aa a Hispanic student at Parkside differs in a unique way from what white students experience. Her experience in a Spanish class 1s an example. Although both her parents are Spanl.sh•apeakers, Spanish ls not spoken in Villarreal's home. "I took a Spanish class and the students wondered why. A friend was telling me what the students were saying. They'd say, 'She just wants an easy A, that's all.' I felt 11.ke I had to explain myself. That's just one instance," Villarreal explained. • "I don't llke to be paranoid about it but sometimes I feel that when I walk into a class, people look at me Just a bit differently. Here are all these white people and then somebody with darker colored skin comes in. I noticed this a lot in the classes; it's not Just Mexicans but Blacks too. The Sandra VIilarreai proportion ( of people of color) ls so small that you kind of stick out. "At the same tlme.'' Villarreal continued, "I don't llke to aay that people are looking at me because I'm Hispanic, because maybe they're looking at me because of what I'm wearing for example.•• Villarreal believes that too much worry over what people are thinking about her builds limitations to what she can do. "It llmlts people to be the fullest person they can be. People wl11 aay, 'I don't want to do it because I don •t want to stick out.' So what they've done ls llmited themselves and then they don't grow in the way that they could have. "My parents have always said, 'Be a person.' You're not just Hispanic, you're not just a woman, you're a person and you do what you do as a person," Villarreal eon. eluded. peace, not war. I have a view of how great it must have been to live back then.'' There are thirteen Native Americans on campus, some of whom are interested in starting an American Indian club. Echo ls interested in the club. "I thought it'd be interesting to meet and become friends wtth other people who are Indian. I'd have somebody to talk to about being Indian instead of always being •someone else,' " she explained. Echo 11 pleased wtth the attention given to people of color and believes that it will help secure needed jobs. "Whatever I do, I always do my best, but you've got to be given the chance first. That (attention to people of color) might be a way for me to be given a chance to prove myaelf other than (an em• ployer) picking a whlte male who looks the part. "I'm not the typical female," Echo continued, • 'where I put on a bunch of make-up and wear little frilly dresses. I like adventure." Echo has gone scuba diving, has jumped off cliffs in Califomla and plans to go hand gliding this summer . " I could do a job that some might not be able to, but I might not be given a job because I am female. "Moving furniture is an example. I'm pretty strong but Education Shade from page 1 Minnesota, got into medical school, went to work for a lab and married someone who was a steamfitter," explained Shade. "He put so much pressure on her and she put so much pressure on herself .. . he couldn't tolerate her going away or spending additional Ume in school and as a result, she refused to go to medical school.'' There are 202 persons holding teaching positions at Parkside; 153 are males and 49 are females. Out of the 163 males, all are white except for 18 Asians, two Hispanics and one Black. There are two Asian and one Black among the female faculty. Being the only Black female professor on campus has some unique consequences for Shade. "When I taught in Madlson I became involved with Black females there. I have not done that here and I think it ls a disadvantage for the young people, but lt gets to be a disadvantage to me by being the only one," explained Shade. "If I indeed get caught in it (being a mentor for 106 Black women), then what I do ls spend so much time being a counselor and a mentor for them that I end up not having Ramona Powell I'll be helping someone move a desk and some guy will say, "Oh, don't do that, I'll do lt." While in Callfomla a few years ago, Echo auditioned for an Indian role in a movie. "The men producera, writers and directors who hire, after they hire you, you don't know it lt ls just for the job because they think you can do 1t or because they think you're cute. Thia producer said I waa right for an Indian part. He came over to my apartment and made advances. Fortunately, I neve r heard from him again," Echo recalled. E cho plans to study mass communlcatlons at UW•Mll• waukee in the near future and would like to make her own film documentaries. She one day envisions herself making nature films with National Geographic. anyone to respond to myself because I have no peers to share lt with. "Secondly," . continued Shade, "I end up getting nack from my colleagues because then when I get involved with 106 people, that means I don't do research, I don't spend tlme teaching, I don't spend time doing the committee work. "If I spend so much Ume with all of that (mentoring), then they (colleagues) have only one expectation for me • that I ought to function in one way and that may not be my particular culture," conclud• ed Shade. Hendricks from pi,oe 4 and the experiences that I can bring in. "The experiences that I've had over time with people, education, young people and experiences that I've had ln my personal life, bring a certain perspective. My reading and understanding of the research and seeing and know• ing what's happening with young people in school every• day, gives me a certain per• spectlve. So, I see my per• spectlve as the greatest thing that I can bring to Parkside," Hendricks concluded. Suiata and Sunita Shah Left India for education in United States They heard from some relatives in America that the U.S. is the place to go to get good education. That's why two sisters from India, Sujata and Sunita Shah, came here four years ago. The Shah family did not leave India together, but left months apart. The traumatic experience of changing countries and being separated from their family is not easily forgotten by either sister. Sujata, now 19 years old, came over with her father and older brother leaving Sunita, their mother and younger brother behind for six months. "I came down here (America), it was in the nighttime and it was snowing," Sujata recalled. "It was cold and I feel like why did I come. It was hard for me because I did't know how to speak, read and write." Sunita, now 17, remembered what it felt like to be in a foreign country. "It was real difficult," she recalled. "I was like in jail because I didn't know how to speak English or write or anything else. When I go to school (at this time it was a high school in Chicago) the teacher talked to me and gave me homework. I didn't know how to do it and I come home and cry." It took the sisters two years of liv ing in American to learn English. They had taken an English course in India but it didn't teach them how to speak English. "There's a difference between British pronunciation and American pronunciation," Sujata explained. ."Sometimes American students are talking to me and I don't understand what they are saying. If they write it down we can understand." Sunita had heard, prior to coming to the U.S., that "America is a free country." When she moved here she found out that the meaning of freedom is subject to different interpretations. "They say that America is a free country, but not really to me," Sunita explained. "Like here you could do anything you want but you cannot go to your friends' house. You have to call them if they are free or not. And you cannot play through your neighbors* ground. In India you don't have to call, you can just go over and talk and play with them. Everybody knows who is living next to each other." The Shah sisters are glad to be women in America. They say it is more difficult to be a woman in India than in the U.S. "It's very difficult. They treat you real differently," Sunita explained. "If you're a girl, you have to be very careful who you talk to. You have to know how to respect other people. I kind of like it here. You can talk anyway you want to anyone." A sexual division of labor exists in India. "Women don't really work outside the home," said Sunita. "Men only work. Most of them are farmers. Women stay home and do the home cooking and clean the dishes." Neither sister works outside the home because they've been unable to find work. Since their mother works, they cook an Indian dinner in the evening. "We eat mostly Indian food - bread, rice, no meat," Sujata explained. "It takes almost one and one half hours to make. In India and here, boys have to eat only. They don't do nothing." In two years when Sujata is 21, she will be expected, according to Indian custom, to consider marriage. "I like to pick my own but they (parents) tell me we have to do it Indian way, not American way. In India we don't have boyfriend or girlfriend," she said. In India the parents pick a male for their daughter and then the prospective couple meets and talks. "First your mother and father see the boy and if they like the boy they tell me that we like this boy so would you like to get married. Then we (she and the man) talk and then afterward I say I like you and if he say I like you too, then we get married," photo by Klmbertlo Kranlch Sunita Shah (I) and her sister Sujata, both originally from working their degrees. Sujata explained. The wedding date is set by the parents. Traditionally, the woman moves into the husband's house with his family and must take on the household responsibilities. Sujata's marriage will deviate slightly from custom. "I will go after two years to India but my mother and father are going first. They go to some of the relatives house and they ask, 'Do you know any boy for my girl?' If they say yes, then they will give me a call and I will go," Sujata explained. Sujata's husband will come back to the U.S. where the two will live with her parents for one year and then they will move into their own apartment. Sujata plans to finish college and become a travel agent. However, it is expected of her to have children. "If you don't have children," she explained, "they call you bad names." After two years of marriage she will have a child and if it's a boy "It's lucky for everyFlorence Blends cultures for best of two worlds A native of Hong Kong, Florence Lo left her hometown four years ago. Separated from her parents and friends, she and her younger brother stayed with an uncle in Kenosha, whom they had never met before. Lo began her studies at Parkside in 1983 and was joined in the United States by her mother one year later. In 1985 while co-founding the Parkside Asian Student Organization (PASO), her father came to America and the family unit was completed. According to Lo, PASO was started because the Asian students with whom she talked felt it would be a good idea. "We thought," Lo explained, "might as well get this started and have somebody in school recognize us as part of t he Oriental culture." Lo, president of PASO, believes that some club members expressed concern with her as president because she is a woman. "When I first started the club," explained Lo, "I feel that there are people that feel it's a bit uncomfortable having a girl run a club. This is really true. They feel that a girl shouldn't be doing something really powerful. I always try to give my first image that I'm a woman, but it doesn't mean I cannot do it. "Just to give you an example," continued Lo, "I know that there are a few guys in the club that show some kind of interest in me because I'm different, yet one of the differences is that I am pretty much dominant when I do things. I'm not the kind of girl that's 'traditional.' "This is particularly true for these Asian guys since most of them are not from here and they do look at 'tradition' as a very important component in a wife or girlfriend. A woman might want to go out and work even as a wife, that's no problem, but you aren't supposed to achieve anything higher than what you started out to work Lots of guys think that a woman shouldn't be sitting at the top of the hierarchy and be an executive person. "Some guys in our club think that I shouldn't be the president because I'm a girl. Some of them just look at what I do as overdominant but at the same time they go along with what I've plannedthey think it's great." Lo has been learning English since she was in first grade. She is fluent in Chinese. Even though she's studied the English language extensively, Lo has had some difficulties while a student at Parkside. "I had been having a bit of a hard time understanding stuff when I first came. Ordinary communicating I don't have a lot of problems," explained Lo. "When I was taking my first semester, I couldn't listen to the professor as fast as he speak. He speaks ordinary speech but to me it's not ordinary, it's fast. "Anytime I feel I need some help in terms of something, I go to the professor," continued Lo. "I think they do try to help me. Sometimes I will even be offering to tell them that I come from another country and I just couldn't understand it as well as other people do." Lo believes she has the best of both worlds because she, can blend American and Chinese culture together. "I feel good about being in America. I feel I'm different but I can have something to be proud of in my culture. Orientals have some values Florence Lo that Americans think are really good. I'm like one of the products shipped from Hong Kong over here. "Don't hesitiate to be proud of where you come from," advises Lo. "I know there are people who stay real quiet about their own backgroundwhere they came from and what they do. I think you should carry some of your own culture. I can understand people who blend the cultures together, that's what I'm doing. You have the advantage of knowing two things." "I think a woman shouldn't be ashamed of being woman," concluded Lo. body," Sujata explained. "If she has girl people will say, 'Oh, gosh!' You have to spend more money on the girl for her marriage ceremony.'" Sujata practices the Jain religion, which dictates the marriage process. A person is only allowed to marry within the same caste, which is indicated by last names. Hence, Sujata's mother and father had the same last names before they married. Wedding ceremonies are in India and last for about two and one half hours. The woman's father hall gives gold, money and clothes costs between dollars and is attended by 400 500 man walk around a fire seven times and thus become husband If religion. Divorce in India is Feminists of c olor Feminists from page 1 jority of people in this country, and especially the masses of women, stand to benefit from the most militant, the most assertive, challenge to racism..." bell hooks has written that "while it is in no way racist for any author to write a book exclusively about white women, it is fundamentally racist for books to be published that focus solely on the American white woman's experience in which that experience is assumed to be the American women's experience." Racism is a joint responsibility. "I do not hold any individual American woman (or man) responsible for the roots of this ignorance about other cultures (which is one basis for racist oppression)..." writes Judith Moschkovich, "I do hold every woman (or man) responsible for the transformation of this ignorance." . l §JJjata relaUves In 18 Inclla, and Inclla ot 19 slx it 1n it snowing." "It llke hard 17, it In "It "I 1n jail (at In It It llvlng In Engllsh. ta.ken 1n Inclla Florence Lo - - . "I If understand.'• Suntta had ls Interpretations. tree Suntta call lt are cannot neighbors' Indla call, ls In it in In diUicult. Suntta "If girl, it . A in Suntta. dlahes." thelr in • half Indla ls 21, will Indian Indla girl• friend," Inclla a talks. If so I if say llke Lo In Lo 1n 1983 In 1986 famlly Lo, 1t be Idea. Lo In part the as isa "I ls something lt It. In Interest In I kind of ·traditional.• ''ts are In than as. In I overdomlnant plannedthey in ls fiuent In Chinese. extensively. having blt hard I Lo. my fast 1n Lo. ''1t Lo "1 good in photo_.,,, l(lfflbM1le Kranich Suntta (1) 118te, India, are worldng on Sujata explained. The wedding date 1a set by baa a the parents. Traditionally, the goah!' woman moves Into the hus- girl band's house with hl8 family marrtage and must take on the house- hold responsibilities. Sujata's rellglon, marriage will deviate slightly 1a from custom. "I will go after two years to 18 lndiInclla but my mother and fa- cated laat ther are going first. They go Sujata•• to some of the relatives house laat beand they ask, 'Do you know fore any boy for my girl?' If they say yes, then they will give very elaborate In Inclla me a call and I will go," Sujata explained. fa- Sujata's husband will come ther arranges everything back to the U.S. where the from the to the food and two wlll live with her parenta givea for one year and then they to the marrriage. will move Into their own The ceremony coats beapartment. Sujata plans to tween three and five thousand finish college and become a ls travel agent. However, it 18 or IIOO people. At the end of expected of her to have chll- the wedding, the woman and dren. f1re "If you don't have chll- husdren," she explained, "they band and wife. either call you bad names." After spouse dies, the other cannot two years ot marrtage she remarry, according to Jain will have a child and lt it's a 1n ls boy "It's lucky for every- not heard of. good. hesttJate qulet backgroundwhere I I'm shouldn •t being a ofcolor -~ from P""8 1 Jorlty 01 1n milltant, racism ... " baa ·it in is raclat be 1n is aasumed the experience.•• Raclam ls responaibllity. ''I Individual man) thls is oppression) ... " Moschkovlch, tranaformation this Pamela Smith Accepts being a role model on campus, in community by Mary Woods Pamela Smith is a role model at the Parkside campus, as well as in the Racine community at large. "I accept the responsibilty of being a role model," she said. As one of only two Black women on campus in a staff position, Smith is sought out for advice which she freely gives so that others may benefit from her knowledge. As a minority professional, she tries to pass on what she knows to others. "Each generation should prepare the next," she said. Smith realizes that not all minority professionals have interests that extend beyond themselves. "As different as minorities are, as different as men are from women, you'll find these differences in terms of commitment to one another." Smith acknowledges that her strong commitment to helping others is a personal, individual commitment. It is this interest, the interest in seeing others succeed, that is one factor which accounts for her effectiveness as an advisor/ educational outreach counselor at EOC (Educational Opportunity Center) where she has worked since the program began in October 1985. In her position, she is responsible for assisting adults in exploring vocational/technical or college programs. EOC is funded by by the Department of Education for the purpose of aiding low-income minorities, women, veterans and the handicapped who have fewer opportunities to pursue information on post secondary programs. Smith realizes that being a Black woman equips her with the required empathy for those with whom she works. However, she adds, it is possible for non-minorities to be effective in such a position - just not as likely. She points to the effectiveness of missionaries who freely gave of themselves for humankind. She realizes that the missionary spirit lives in but a few. Having trained in behavioral psychology at Western Michigan, Smith understands incremental learning and is able to transfer this to her work by giving her clients appreciation of the various steps necessary for them to realize their dreams. Her unquestionable commitment to others over the years gives her respected stature in the community and makes her a most valuable staff member. Smith views education as "the most viable avenue of achieving because it broadens your thinking capabilities, analytical abilities and self-introspection. "It is a process," Smith continued, "and ultimately we'd like to think that the end result is a degree and therefore a marketable skill, but I think there's something missing when you forget about the learning process itself. The process itself is important." When asked what she would like minority students to gain from higher education, she responded by saying, "One of the most important skills that a minority person can have is to be able to learn the system, to learn systematic ways of thinking, to learn the process and to learn organizational structure because all of society and everything you want to do is based on a structure or a system. "If we, as minorities, don't have the confidence or are intimidated by pursuing a phenomenon from one step to the next, we lose," Smith continued. "We may start the process and then there's a second level or a third level or a Debbie Hendricks A woman with a beneficial view by Mary Woods As Director of CHAMP (Creating Higher Aspirations and Motivations Program), Debbie Hendricks tries to instill within pre-college students the idea that CHAMP serves their motivation to achieve whatever it is that they deem important for their fulfillment. The CHAMP program works with minority students in eighth through twelfth grades. The purpose of the program is to motivate students to attend and be prepared for college. Hendricks, though director of CHAMP, has also served as acting director of Minority Student Services, much to the delight of the students served by that office. She has implemented positive change while serving in both capacities. Before coming to Parkside in July, 1986, she was the assistant director of the Educational Opportunity Program at Marquette University where she also received her Master's degree. In her work with CHAMP students and Parkside students, Hendricks tries to show that having a sense of responsibility of self is responsibility to other people. The CHAMP program, under her direction, has added a new course entitled, "Ethnic History," to show the results of others' sense of responsibility. Contributions of Blacks, Native Americans and Hispanics will be presented in this new course to show that being responsible for oneself has implications for the lives of others. As a Black woman at Parkside, Hendricks would like to see the day when she is "not looked at as a Black woman who works in the CHAMP program, but as an individual who can be helpful to anyone," Hendricks said. "I would like for a visitor to be able to come on campus and not be told where the Blacks are, where the Hispanics are, where the International students are," Hendricks continued. "I'd like them to feel while they are here that Parkside encompasses everybody. That's the impact that I'd like to make. That's what I'd like to see." When asked how important it is for minority students to interact with the majority population, she responded, "It is critical for minority students to interact. "We must mix, mingle and understand one another. Minorities are bothered by others' not understanding them, so that's why it's so important for minorities to mingle with others. It's the way that the majority will get to know the minority. I resist the idea of being separate but equal. This is not to say that the minorities at times may not need outlets together, but real understanding will only come from interaction." In her short time at Parkside, Hendricks has been a mover. She has worked ceaselessly in helping the university come to grips with its understanding of the importance of Minority Student Services. Funds have been allocated and a staff will be coming in to further serve the needs of minority students. Hendricks is currently responsible for proposal writing and the day-to-day operations of both CHAMP and Minority Student Services. Hendricks comes from a family that has high regard for education. Both of her parents have college degrees. One of her grandfathers was a horse shoer in Mississippi where he worked and sent all of his children through college. Hendricks is dedicated to seeing more minorities attend and be prepared for college. She is very proud that at this time, CHAMP has its highest enrollment of Spanish students. When asked how she sees herslf in the university she responded, "The only difference between myself and anyone else here is perspective, Hendricks see page 2 fourth level and before we can make it through the hierarchy, we've gotten wiped out. So once we've mastered the thinking, once we've adapted our thinking to a systematic way, then it's harder to eliminate us from the process." Her mother and grandmother (who is now 80 years old) instilled within her a strong desire to help others. She was taught at an early age that her responsibilities go beyond herself. As a single mother who finds parenting rewarding, she is instilling these same qualities in her daughter. Smith is the eldest daughter and one of seven children, six of whom have obtained colege educations. For this, she credits her mother, who values education. Smith feels that Parkside could have a positive impact on the community and is somewhat optimistic of this end because of the broader educational concept of the present administration. When asked if being a minority places extra responsibilities and additional expectations upon her, she said that if and when that is the case, she uses it as an oppor- Pamela Smith tunity to educate others. She feels that minorities have an obligation to educate non-minorities about the minority experience since the majority population seldom has the cause to look beyond their own experience. If there is a message that Smith would deliver to the Parkside community, it would be to "be receptive to new ideas, to new ways of looking at the same thing." To minority students, she would say, "Develop a sense of self, a security, a confidence. If you take that with you, you can make it." 'We share same problems differently "We all go through the same problems whether you're Black, white, Hispanic or whatever. It's just that we i share it differently." That is the belief of Sophia Tina Miller, one of 106 Black female students on campus. Miller is a sophomore who has been attending Parkside for four years. "The first two years I was doing real good, but the peer pressure groups I hung around with, I lost confidence in what I really wanted to do at Parkside," Miller explained. The peer groups Miller associated with gave her advice but not the kind that she would now give to a student. "Put your facts in order," suggested Miller. "Is this a good place for you to be? What are the requirements? No one ever told me this They (peer groups) told me what teacher not to take and what teacher to take. But sometimes if you get the teacher by yourself and you open up to them, they can see where you come from." Lack of positive encouragement from peer groups also didn't help Miller in her academic career. "Some people don't like to see you put forth an effort and try to put you down," explained Miller. "I found the majority of them was my own race, which was a shock. "To me, the majority of Black women have the worst attitude problem about one another. They judge you on the outside, how you dress up, and not normally on what you really are on the inside. "You got to know how to take criticism. That's what Black women have to learn to do with themselves in order to relate to others. They criticize with each other but when somebody criticizes them, they hold a grudge on each other," Miller explained. In addition to being a student, Miller is very active in church. She wishes more professors would understand why she sometimes takes time off from her classes to engage in various church activities. Miller believes that professors are more understanding of the time involved in athletics than other activities. "Athletes get away with it (being excused from classes). With me, my church activities are more important (than school) and they (professors) can't accept that. I have a lot of church and prayer service that I'm trying to get into," explained Miller. "I would like to sometimes go to prayer service but the teacher would tell you, 'Well, you have to work it out and if you don't, I don't care.' "» Faith in God is a major positive force in Miller's life. "I'm trying to let God lead "JY w»y that I can accomplish my goal. There's a lot of stuff that I can do and I don't even have to have the educa- **or ^ because I have faith in myself," said Miller. ' I . \ ... Pamela Smith Accepts being a role model on campus, in community by Mary Woods Pamela Smith ls a role model at the Parkside campus, aa well as in the Racin community at large. "I ccept th re.8pons1bllty of being a role model,•· she said. As one of only two Black women on campus in a staff po ltion, Smith 1s sought out for advice which she freely gtv so that others may benefit from her knowledge. As a minority professional, h tries to pass on what she know to others. "Each generation should prepare the next," sh said. Smith realizes that not all minority professionals have interests that extend beyond themselves. ••As diff rent as mlnoritl s are, a.a dllferent as men are. from women, you '11 find these differences in terms of commitment to one another." Smith acknowledges that her strong commitment to h lping others ls a personal, individual commitment. It 1a this interest, the interest In eing others succeed, that ls on fact.or which accounts for her effectlvene s as an advisor/ educational outreach counselor at EOC (Education- 1 Opportunity Center) where she has worked since the program began in October 1986. In her position, she ls responsible tor aastatlng adults in exploring vocational/techn1cal or college programs. EOC is funded by by the Department of Education for the purpos of aiding low-Income minorities, women, veterans and the handicapped who have f wer opportunities to pursue lnformaUon on post secondary programs. Smith realizes that being a Black woman equips her with the r quired empathy for those with whom she works. However, she adds, 1t ls possible for non-minorities to be effecUve in such a posttlon - just not as likely. She points to the effectiveness of missionaries who freely gave of themselves for humankind. She reall.zes that the missionary splrtt lives in but a f.ew. Having trained in behavioral psychology at Westem Michigan, Smith understands incremental leamtng and ls able to transfer this to her work by giving her clients ap. preclation of the various step necessary for them to reallze thelr dreams. Her unquestionable commitment to others over the yea.rs gives her respected tature 1n the Debbie Hendricks community and makes her a most valuable staff member. Smith views education as "the most viable avenue of achieving because it broadens your thinking capabilities, analytical abillties and el!-introspectlon. "It ls a process," Smith continued, "and ultimately we'd like to think that the end result ls a degree and therefore a marketable skill, but I think there's something missing when you forget about th leamlng process itself. The process itself is important.•• When asked what sh would ll.ke minority students to gain from higher education, she responded by saying, "One of the most important skills that a minority person can have is to be able to learn the system, to learn systematic ways of thinking, to learn the process and to learn organizational structure because all of society and everything you want to do 1 based on a structure or a system. "If we, as minorities, don't have the confidence or are intimidated by pursuing a phenomenon from one step to the next, we lose," Smith continued. "We may start the pro., cess and then there's a second level or a third level or a A woman with a beneficial view by Mary Woods As Director of CHAMP (Creating Higher Aspirations and Motivations Program), Debbie Hendricks tries to instill within pre-college students the idea that CHAMP serves their motivation to acht ve whatever it ls that th y d em Important for th ir fulfillment. The CHAMP program work with minority stud nta 1n lghth through twelfth grad s. Th purpo of th program ls to motivate stud nts to attend and be prepared for coll g . H ndrlcka, though director of CHAMP, ha.a also served acting director of Minority Stud nt services, much to th d light of th students served by that offlc . Sh baa implemented posltlv change while serving tn both capacltlea. B fore coming to Parkaide ln July, 1986, she was the a. aiatant director of the Educational Opportunity Program at Marquette University where she al80 received her Master'• degree. In her work wtth CHAMP students and Parkside atuden , Hendrlcka trte1 to ahow that having a senae of responstbUlty of self la responsibility to other people. Th CHAMP program, under her direction, ha.a added a new course entitled, "Ethnic Hlatory," to show the results of others' sense of re- 1ponsibility. Contributions of Blacks, Nativ Americana and Hispanics will be presented in this new eourae to show that being responsible for onesel1 has lmplicatlons for the lives of others. >J a Black woman at Parkllde, Hendricks would like to see the day when she is "not looked at as a Black woman who works in the CHAMP program, but an individual who can be helpful to anyone," H ndrtcks said. "l would Uke for a visitor to be able to come on campus and not be told where the Blacks are, where the Hispanics are, where the International students are," Hendricks continued. "I'd like them to f l while they are here that Parkside encompasses everybody. That's the impact that I'd l1k to make. That's what I'd like to see." When asked how important it 1B for minority students to interact with the majority population, she responded, "It ls critical for minority students to interact. "We must mlx, mingle and understand one another. Minorities are bothered by others' not understanding them, 80 that's why it'• so important for minorities to mingle with others. It's the way that the majority wUl get to know the minority. I reslat the Idea of betng separate but equal. This ls not to say that the minorities at tlmes may not need outlets together, but real understandJng will only come from interaction." In her short time at Park• side, Hendricks has been a mover. She has worked ceaselessly tn helping the university come to grips with lta understanding of the importance of Minority Student Services. Funds have been allocated and a staff will be coming ln to further serve the n eds of minority students. Hendricks ls currently responsible for proposal writing and the day-to-day operations of both CHAMP and :Minority Student Services. Hendricks comes from a family that has high regard for education. Both of her pa.nmts have college degrees. One of her grandfathers wu a horse shoer in Misalssippl where he worked and sent all of hl8 children through college. Hendricks ts dedicated to seeing more mlnoritles attend and be prepared for college. She ls very proud that at this tlme, CHAMP has lts highest enrollment of Spanlah students. When asked how she aeelJ henlf in the un1vemty she reaponded, ''The only dlffer4 ence between myself and anyone else here la perspective, tMndrick91ffP-,.2 fourth level and before we can make it through the hierarchy, we've gotten wiped out. So once we've mastered the thlnldng, once we've adapted our thinking to a systematic way, then it's harder to eliminate us from the process." Her mother and grandmother ( who 1s now 80 years old) lnStllled within her a strong desire to help others. She waa taught at an early age that her responslbllltles go beyond herself. Aa a single mother who finds parenting rewarding, she 1s lnSttlltng these sam qualltl ln h r daughter. Smith ls the eldest daughter and one of seven children, slx of whom have obtained colege educations. For this, she credits her mother, who values education. Smith feel that Parkside could have a positive impact on the community and is somewhat optimlsUc of th.ta end because of the broader educational concept of the present admlnistratlon. When aaked if. being a minority places extra responsibilities and additional expectations upon her, she said that if and when that 1s the case, she uses lt as an oppor- Pamela Smith tun1ty to educate others. She feels that minorities have an obligation to ducate non-mJ. norittes about the minority experience since the majority population seldom has the cause to look beyond thelr own experience. If there ls a message that Smith would deliver to the Parkside community, tl would be to ''be receptive to new Ideas, to new ways of looking at the same thing." To minority students, she would say, "Develop sense of self, a security, a confidence. If you take that with you, you can make lt." 'We share same problems differently' "We all go through the same problem whether you're Black, white, Hispanic or whatever. It's Just that we 1 share it dlfferenUy." That 1s the belief of Sophia Tina Miller, one of 106 Black female students on campus. Miller is a sophomore who has been attending Parkside for four years. • 'The first two yea.rs I was doing real good, but the peer pressure groups I hung around with, I lost confidence in what I really wanted to do at Parkside," Miller explained. The peer groups Miller associated with gave her advice but not the kind that she would now gtve to a student. "Put your facts 1n order," suggested Miller. "la thla a good place for you to be? What are the requlrements? No one ever told me th.ta. They (peer groups) told me what teacher not to take and what teacher to take. But sometimes if. you get the teacher by yourself and you open up to them, they can see where you come from." Lack of poaitlve encourage. ment from peer groups also didn't help Miller in her academic career. "SOme people don't l1k to see you put forth an effort and try to put you down," explained Miller. "I found the majority of them was my own race, which was a shock. "To me, the ma:,Orlty of Black women have the worst attitude problem about one another. They judge you on the outside, how you dre up, and not normally on what you really are on the inside. "You got to know how to take criticlsm. That's what Black women have to learn to do with themselves ln order to relate to others. They criticize with ach other but when somebody criticizes them, they hold a grudge on each other," Miller explained. In addition to being a student, Miller ls very active ln church. She wishes more profe$ 80rs would understand why she sometimes takes time off from her classes to engage in various church activities. Miller believes that professors are more understanding of the time involved in athletic than other activities. "Athletes get away with lt (being excused from classes}. With me, my church activl• ties are more important (than school) and they (professors) can't accept that. I have a lot of church and prayer service that I'm trying to get into," explained Miller. "I would like to sometimes go to prayer service but the teacher would tell you, 'Well, you have to work lt out and if you don't, I don't care.· •~ Faith 1n God ls a major positive force in Miller's llte. "I'm trying to let Ood lead my way that I can accompllsh my goat. There's a lot of stuff that I can do and I don't even have to have the education for 1t because t have faith in myself," said Miller. RANGER Thursday, April 29,1987 9 park's dept. Thursday, April 30 VIDEO: "Shoah" will be shown continuously all day starting at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. This film is about the destruction of Jews during World War II. The showing is free and open to the public. Friday, May 1 MOVIE: "Liquid Sky" (R) will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union cinema. Admission is free for Parkside/Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. A Week at the Park• PLAY: "The Cradle Will Hock" starts at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Saturday, May 2 WORKSHOPS: "Successful Parenting of Teenagers" and "Advanced Lotus 1-2-3" both start at 9 a.m. Call ext. 2312 for further details. PLAY: "The Cradle Will Rock" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, May 3 DOCUMENTARY: "Shoah" (part one of part two) will be shown at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MOVIE: "Liquid Sky" (R) will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, May 4 CONCERT: "Pizza, Pasta and all that Jazz" featuring the Parkside Jazz Ensemble from 12 noon to 2 p.m. in Union Square. All are welcome. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. in Union Square. Sponsored by PAB. DOCUMENTARY: "Shoah" (part two of part two) will be shown at 6 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The film is open to the public at no charge. Tuesday, May 5 CONCERT: featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble starting at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission will be charged at the door. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Union Square. Wednesday, May 6 WORKSHOP: "Marketing in a Non-Profit Organization" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. COFFEEHOUSE: featuring Steve Mullin from noon to 2 p.m. and from 6-8 p.m. in Main Place. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" will be repeated at 3:30 p.m. in Union Square. 16. The rally will be a road race/scavenger hunt and will begin at 2 p.m. A $5 entry fee will be charged, but all entrants will have the opportunity to win a $100 cash prize for the best time. There will be a post-rally celebration with food and beverages. The rally winner will be announced at The End Saturday night. — ThFeil es — One Year Ago May 1, 1986 Residence director dies The recently-named residence director for Parkside's new housing project died this weekend in a seven-car accident near Oklahoma City, OK. Craig A. Hall and his wife Jill were killed when a semitruck veered across the highway median strip and hit seven cars, according to Jenny Price, director of student life. Hall, who was chosen for the position last month, was to begin work at Parkside next week. Price said she is uncertain what will happen to fill the position. She speclated another candidate from the final pool will be selected to fill the vacancy. Five Years Ago April 29, 1982 "Save the Library Day" set Members of student organizations - PAB, PSGA, Ranger and SOC - are organizing "Save the Library Day" on Wednesday, May 12 in an effort to raise funds for the library, which has been seriously hurt by state mandated budget cuts. The library is also receiving attention from the PSGA Senate and the Science Division Ad Hoc Library Crisis Committee. The student organization leaders have arranged for more than 30 items to be donated to a raffle to raise funds for the library. The prizes include a semester's books and a white parking sticker. They also have sought and received several donations from the business communities in Racine and Kenosha. Ten Years Ago April 27, 1977 Balsano receives unisexual grant Life science professor Joseph Balsano has been awarded a $35,000 grant from the National Science Foundation to continue his studies of an evolutionary biology of an unusual species of small unisexual fish in which all offspring are female. Balsano, who has been studying the various aspects of the Poecilia formosa since the mid-1960's, points out that the research is particularly valuable for genetic research. Pi Sigma Epsilon The Pi Sigma Epsilon Co- Ed Marketing Fraternity will hold meetings every Wednesday at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. PAB The Parkside Activities Board will be sponsoring a road rally on Saturday, May Club Events Geology Club Mr. Bart Adrian of the Weather Department of WITI-Channel 6 in Milwaukee will speak on "Tornadoes and Severe Thunderstorms" on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. The talk is scheduled for Greenquist 113 but may be moved to a larger room if interest dictates. Everyone is welcome. Humanities Symposium Sheila Kaplan will be speaking on "State Colleges and Universities: Their Role in the Future" on Sunday, May 3 at 7:30 p.m. The symposium will be held at 4601 Edgewater Drive in Racine. Everyone is welcome. English Club Students interested in forming an English club will meet Monday, May 4 in CA 233 at 12:15 p.m. The winner of the English scholarship will be announced at the meeting and organizational strategies will be discussed. All interested students are encouraged to attend. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop 500 on SOC SOC from page 1 major status, it doesn't mean another organization has to lose major status. There is no guideline stating that there can only be four major status organizations on campus. "Our goals for the next year are to continue club involvement on campus and continue the worthwhile activities SOC has been doing all along. Hopefully we'll be able to set up new clubs on campus, we've also got several new committees that are going to keep us busy," Harmeyer stated. "I hope that as a result of SOC gaining major status, we don't have a break from PSGA. Although we're not going to be a standing committee of PSGA anymore, I would hope that the president and vice-president would continue to work with SOC as well as the other organizations on campus. Just because we're leaving PSGA, it doesn't mean we have to stop doing all the important things we do together," he added. Harmeyer summarized his feelings about SOC by saying, "The whole thing with SOC could never have been done without the help of people like Bill Serpe, Dan Galbraith, Buddy Couvion, Kay Rouse and many others. I'm really thankful for the help all those people have given me this past semester. I hope they continue in their support for SOC. "This is what SOC deserves. We've worked long and hard to gain major status. I don't see any problems with SOC keeping major status. We're a vital part of Parkside and will continue to be for years to come," Harmeyer concluded. In other Senate business, Senators and Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC) members were elected. Kay Rouse and Sue Walborn were elected senators of PSGA. Dan Vogt was re-elected assistant pro-tempore of PSGA. The three spring SUFAC seats were filled by Senators Kevin Zirkelbach, Blake Topel and Sue Walborn. The two fall seats were filled by Chief Justice of PSGA Scott Peterson and Peer Support member Ralph Abagian. Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. in the Inner Loop Road. Team fees are $12 and price includes a Loop 500 t-shirt for each member. Prizes will be awarded for winners. Sign-up will be held through May 1 in the Alcove. Remember, no issue after next week. Get your club events in by Monday at noon GOOD EXPERIENCE GREAT EARNINGS Telecable of Ra cine has need of part-time direct sales people WE OFFER: • paid training • evenings and weekend hours • average income $200-$300 per week WE NEED PEOPLE WITH: • professional appearance • professional attitude • dependable transportation CALL TELECABLE AT 637 6977 ASK FOR FRED eoe - M/F RANGER Thursday , April 29, 1987 9 park's dept - --------A Week at the Park-------- Thursday, April 80 \1DEO: "Shoah" wlll be shown continuously all day starting at 8:30 a .m. ln Union 104. ThJs film ls about the destruction of Jews during World War II. The showing Ls free and open to the publlc. Friday, May 1 MOVIE: "Liquid Sky'' (R) will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union cLnema. Admission ls free for Parkside/Carthage students and $2 for other . Sponsored byPAB. PLAY: "The Cradle Will Rock" starts at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Saturday, May 2 WORKSHOPS: ''Successful Parenting of Teenagers" and "Advanced Lotus 1-2-3" both start at 9 a.m. Call ext. 2312 for further details. PLAY: "The Cradle Will Rock" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, May S DOCUMENTARY: ''Shoah'' (part one of part two) wlll be shown at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MOVIE: "Liquid Sky" (R) will be repeat d at 8 p.m. in the Uruon Cinema. Monday, May 4: CONCERT: "Pizza, Pasta and all that Jazz'' featuring the Parkside Jazz Ensemble from 12 noon to 2 p.m. in Union Square. All are welcome. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. in Union Square. Sponsored by PAB. DOCUMENTARY: ''Shoah'' (part two of part two) will be shown at 6 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The ftlm is open to the public at no charge. Tuesday, May cs CONCERT: featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble starting at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatr . Admission w111 be charged at the door. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon'' will be reoeated at 8 p.m. ln Unton Square. Wecln y, Ma WORKSHOP: "Mark ting in a Non-Profit Organlzation" tarts at 9 a.m. in nton 207. Sponsor d by the Continuing Education Offlc . OOFFEEHOU E: featuring Steve Mullln from noon to 2 p.m. and from 6-8 p.m. ln Main Place. The v nt l fr e and open to th public. ponsored by p AB. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" wlll be repeat d at 3:SO p.m. in Uruon Squ r . - - --------Club Events---------- Pi Sigma Epsilon 16 . The rally will be a road race/ scavenger hunt and will begin at 2 p.m. A $IS entry fee will be charged, but all entrants will have the opportunity to win a 100 cash prize for the best time. There will be a post-rally celebration with food and beverages. The rally winner will be announced at The End Saturday night. The Pl Sigma Epsilon CoEd arketing Fraternity will hold meetings every Wednesday at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. PAB Th Park ide Activities Board will be sponsoring a road rally on Saturday, May - The Files On Year Ago May 1.1986 Rettld n dlr tor di - The recently-named residence director for Parkside's new housing project died this weekend in a seven-car accident near Oklahoma City, OK. Craig A. Hall and hJ wife Jlll were killed when a semitruck veered across the highway median strip and hJt sev n cars, according to JeMy Price, director of student llfe. Hall, who was chosen for the posltlon last month, was to begin work at Parkside next week. rice said she is uncertain what will happen to fill the position. She speclat d another candidate from the ftnal pool will be selected to fill the vacancy. Flv Years Ago April 29, 1982 "Sav th Ubra.ry Day" set Members of student organizations - P AB, PSGA, Ranger and SOC. are organlzlng "Save the Library Day" on Wednesday, May 12 ln an effort to ralSe funds for the Ubra.ry, which has been seriously hurt by state mandated budget cuts. The library ts also receiving attention from the PSGA Senate and the Science Divlslon Ad Hoc Library Crisis Committee. The student organization leaders have arranged for more than 30 items to be donated to a raffle to raise funds for the library. The prizes include a semester's books and a white parking sticker. They also have sought and received several donations from the business communities in Racine and Kenosha. TenYean Ago April 7, 1977 Bal ano r celv unJ xual grant Lif scienc professor Joseph Balsano has been awardd a $35,000 grant from the National Science Foundation to continue his studies of an evolutionary biology of an unusual species of small untsexuaJ fish in which all offspring are female. Balsano who has been studying the various aspects of the Poectlla formosa stnce the mid-1960's, points out that the research ts particularly valuable for genetic research. oeology Club Mr. Bart Adrian of the Weather Department of WITI-Channel 6 in Milwaukee will speak on "Tornadoes and Severe Thunderstorm '• on Friday, May l at I p.m. The talk is scheduled for Greenqulst 113 but may be moved to a larger room 1f interest dictates. Everyone Is welcome. Humanities Symposium Shella Kaplan wtll be speaking on "State Colleges and Universities: Their Role in the Future" on Sunday, soc May 3 at 7:SO p.m. The ympostum will be held at 4601 Edgewater Drive ln Racine. Everyone ls welcome. English Club Students interested ln forming an Engll.sh club will meet Monday, May t In CA 233 at 12:15 p.m. The winner of the English scholarship will be announced at the meeting and organizational strategies will be discussed. All interested students are encouraged to attend. Pi Sigma. Epsilon Pl Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop ISOO on SOC from page 1 major status, It doesn't mean another organization has to lose major status. There is no guideline stating that there can only be four major statu organizations on campus. "Our goals for the next year are to continue club involvement on campus and continue the worthwhile actlvi• ties SOC has been doing all along. Hopefully we'll be able to set up new clubs on campus, we've also got several new committees that are going to keep us busy," Harmeyer stated. "I hope that as a result of SOC gatntng major status, we don't have a break from PSGA. Although we're not going to be a standing committee of PSGA anymore, I would hope that the president and vice-president would continue to work with SOC as well as the other organlzationa on campus. Just becau se we're leaving PSGA, it doesn't mean we have to stop doing all the important things we do together," he added. Harmeyer summarized his feelings about SOC by saying, "The whole thing with SOC could never have been done without the help of people like Bill Serpe, Dan Galbraith, Buddy Couvion, Kay Rouse and many others. I'm really thankful for the help all those people have given me thJs past semester. I hope they continue in their support for SOC. "This ls what SOC deserves. We've worked long and hard to gain major status. I don't see any problems with SOC keeping major status. We're a vital part of Parkside and will continue to be for years to come," Harmeyer concluded. In other Senate business, Senators and Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC) members were elected. Kay Rouse and Sue Walborn were elected senator of PSGA. Dan Vogt was re-elected assistant pro-tempore of PSGA. The three spring SUF AC seats were filled by Senators Kevin Zlrkelbach, Blake Topel and Sue Walborn. The two fall seata were filled by Chief Justice of PSOA Scott Pet erson and Peer Support member Ralph Aba gian. Friday, May l at 1 p.m. in th Inner Loop Ro d. Team fee are $12 and price includ s a Loop ISOO t -shirt for h member. Prizes will be awarded for wlnn n. Sign-up will b held through y 1 ln the Alcove. Reme mber, • no issue after next week. Get your club ev ents in by Mond ay at noon GOOD EXPERIENCE GREAT EARNINGS Telecable of Racine has need of part-time direct sales people WE OFFER: • paid train ing • evenings and weekend hours • average income s200.s300 per week NEED PEOPlE WITH: • professional appearance • professional attitude • dependable transportation CAlL TElECABLE AT 837-8977 ASK FOR FRED eoe. M/F RANGER Thursday, April 29,1987 9 park's dept. Thursday, April 30 VIDEO: "Shoah" will be shown continuously all day starting at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. This film is about the destruction of Jews during World War II. The showing is free and open to the public. Friday, May 1 MOVIE: "Liquid Sky" (R) will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union cinema. Admission is free for Parkside/Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. A Week at the Park• PLAY: "The Cradle Will Rock" starts at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Saturday, May 2 WORKSHOPS: "Successful Parenting of Teenagers" and "Advanced Lotus 1-2-3" both start at 9 a.m. Call ext. 2312 for further details. PLAY: "The Cradle Will Rock" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, May 3 DOCUMENTARY: "Shoah" (part one of part two) will be shown at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MOVIE: "Liquid Sky" (R) will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, May 4 CONCERT: "Pizza, Pasta and all that Jazz" featuring the Parkside Jazz Ensemble from 12 noon to 2 p.m. in Union Square. All are welcome. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. in Union Square. Sponsored by PAB. DOCUMENTARY: "Shoah" (part two of part two) will be shown at 6 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The film is open to the public at no charge. Tuesday, May 5 CONCERT: featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble starting at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission will be charged at the door. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Union Square. Wednesday, May 6 WORKSHOP: "Marketing in a Non-Profit Organization" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. COFFEEHOUSE: featuring Steve Mullin from noon to 2 p.m. and from 6-8 p.m. in Main Place. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" will be repeated at 3:30 p.m. in Union Square. 16. The rally will be a road race/scavenger hunt and will begin at 2 p.m. A $5 entry fee will be charged, but all entrants will have the opportunity to win a $100 cash prize for the best time. There will be a post-rally celebration with food and beverages. The rally winner will be announced at The End Saturday night. — The Files — One Year Ago May 1, 1986 Residence director dies The recently-named residence director for Parkside's new housing project died this weekend in a seven-car accident near Oklahoma City, OK. Craig A. Hall and his wife Jill were killed when a semitruck veered across the highway median strip and hit seven cars, according to Jenny Price, director of student life. Hall, who was chosen for the position last month, was to begin work at Parkside next week. Price said she is uncertain what will happen to fill the position. She speclated another candidate from the final pool will be selected to fill the vacancy. Five Years Ago April 29, 1982 "Save the Library Day" set Members of student organizations - PAB, PSGA, Ranger and SOC - are organizing "Save the Library Day" on Wednesday, May 12 in an effort to raise funds for the library, which has been seriously hurt by state mandated budget cuts. The library is also receiving attention from the PSGA Senate and the Science Division Ad Hoc Library Crisis Committee. The student organization leaders have arranged for more than 30 items to be donated to a raffle to raise funds for the library. The prizes include a semester's books and a white parking sticker. They also have sought and received several donations from the business communities in Racine and Kenosha. Ten Years Ago April 27, 1977 Balsano receives unisexual grant Life science professor Joseph Balsano has been awarded a $35,000 g rant from the National Science Foundation to continue his studies of an evolutionary biology of an unusual species of small unisexual fish in which all offspring are female. Balsano, who has been studying the various aspects of the Poecilia formosa since the mid-1960's, points out that the research is particularly valuable for genetic research. Pi Sigma Epsilon The Pi Sigma Epsilon Co- Ed Marketing Fraternity will hold meetings every Wednesday at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. PAB The Parkside Activities Board will be sponsoring a road rally on Saturday, May Club Events Geology Club Mr. Bart Adrian of the Weather Department of WITI-Channel 6 in Milwaukee will speak on "Tornadoes and Severe Thunderstorms" on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. The talk is scheduled for Greenquist 113 but may be moved to a larger room if interest dictates. Everyone is welcome. Humanities Symposium Sheila Kaplan will be speaking on "State Colleges and Universities: Their Role in the Future" on Sunday, May 3 at 7:30 p.m. The symposium will be held at 4601 Edgewater Drive in Racine. Everyone is welcome. English Club Students interested in forming an English club will meet Monday, May 4 in CA 233 at 12:15 p.m. The winner of the English scholarship will be announced at the meeting and organizational strategies will be discussed. All interested students are encouraged to attend. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop 500 on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. in the Inner Loop Road. Team fees are $12 and price includes a Loop 500 t-shirt for each member. Prizes will be awarded for winners. Sign-up will be held through May 1 in the Alcove. Remember, no issue after next week. Get your club events in by Monday at noon GOOD EXPERIENCE GREAT EARNINGS Telecable of Rac ine has need of part-time direct sales people WE OFFER: • paid tr aining • evenings and weekend hours • average income $200-$300 per week WE NEED PEOPLE WITH: • professional appearance • professional attitude • dependable transportation CALL TELECABLE AT 637-6977 ASK FOR FRED eoe-M/F SOC SOC from page 1 major status, it doesn't mean another organization has to lose major status. There is no guideline stating that there can only be four major status organizations on campus. "Our goals for the next year are to continue club involvement on campus and continue the worthwhile activities SOC has been doing all along. Hopefully we'll be able to set up new clubs on campus, we've also got several new committees that are going to keep us bus v." Harmeyer stated. ^^°Pe that as a result of SOC gaining major status, we don t have a break from PSGA. Although we're not going to be a standing committee of PSGA anymore, I would hope that the president and vice-president would continue to work with SOC as well as the other organizations on campus. Just because we're leaving PSGA, it doesn't mean we have to stop doing all the important things we do together," he added. Harmeyer summarized his feelings about SOC by saving, "The whole thing with SOC could never have been done without the help of people like Bill Serpe, Dan Galbraith, Buddy Couvion, Kay Rouse and many others. I'm really thankful for the help all those people have given me this past semester. I hope they continue in their support for SOC. "This is what SOC deserves. We've worked long and hard to gain major status. I don't see any problems with SOC keeping major status. We're a vital part of Parkside and will continue to be for years to come," Harmeyer concluded. In other Senate business, Senators and Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC) members were elected. Kay Rouse and Sue Walborn were elected senators of PSGA. Dan Vogt was re-elected assistant pro-tempore of PSGA. The three spring SUFAC seats were filled by Senators Kevin Zirkelbach, Blake Topel and Sue Walborn The two fall seats were filled by Chief Justice of PSGA Scott Peterson and Peer Support member Ralph Abagian. A RANGER Thursday, April 29, 1987 9 park's dept. --------A Week at the Park-------- 'lbunda , April SO VIDEO: "Shoah" wlll b shown continuously all day starting at 8:80 a.m. in Union 104. This film ls about the destruction of Jews during World War II. The showing is free and open to the public. Friday, May 1 MOVIE: "Liquid Sky" (R) will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. In the Union cinema. Admis ion is fr e for Parkside/Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. PLA y: "The Cradle Will Rock" starts at 8 p.m. In the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Saturday, May Z WORKSHOPS: •·successful Parenting of Teenagers" and "Advanced Lotus -2-3" both start at 9 a.m. Call ext. 2812 for further detail . PLAY: "The Cradle wm Rock" will be repeated at 8 p.m. 1n the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, May 3 DOCUMENTARY: "Shoah" (part one of part two) will be shown at 2 p.m. In the Union Cinema. MOVIE: "Liquid Sky" (R) will be repeated at 8 p.m. 1n the Union Cinema. Monday, May t CONCERT: "Pizza, Pasta and all that Jazz" featuring the· Parkside Jazz Ensemble from 1.2 noon to 2 p.m. 1n Union Square. All are welcome. VIDEO: "Flash Gordon" will be shown at l:M p.m. 1n Union Square. Sponsored by PAB. DOCUMENTARY: ''Shoah'' ( part two of part two) will be shown at 6 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The film ls open to the public at no charge. Tuesday, May 5 OONCERT: featuring the Parkside Wind Ens mble starting at 8 p.m. 1n the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission will be charged at the door. VIDEO: ''Flash Gordon" will be repeated at 8 p.m. In Uruon Square. Wedneaday, May 8 WORK HOP: "Marketing In a Non-Profit Organization" starts at 9 a.m. In Union 207. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Offlc OOFFEEHO f turing Steve Mulltn from noon to 2 p.m. and from 6-8 p.m. In Main Place. The event ls free and open to th public. Sponsored by p AB. VIDEO: "Fl h Gordon" wlll be repeated at 3:30 p.m. In Union Square. ----------Club Events---------- Pl Sigma Epsilon The Pl Sigma Epsilon Co· Ed Marketing Fraternity will hold meeting every Wednesday at 1 p.m. In Molinaro 116. PAB The Parkside AcUvitles Board will be sponsoring a road rally on Saturday, May 16. The rally will be a road race/scavenger hunt and will begin at 2 p.m. A $~ entry fee will be charged, but all entran will have the opportunity to wtn a $100 cash prize for the best time. There will b a post-rally celebration with food and beverages. The rally winner will be announced at The End Saturday night. - The Files - On Year go May 1, 1986 Iden dlrector di The recently-named residence director for Parkslde's new housing project di d this weekend in a seven-car accident near Oklahoma City, OK. Craig A. Hall and his wife Jill were killed when a semitruck veered across the highway median strip and hit seven cars, according to Jenny Prlce, director of student life. Hall, who was cho en for the position last month, was to begin work at Park Ide next week. Price said she ls uncertain what will happen to fill the position. Sh speclated another candidate from the final pool will be selected to fill the vacancy. Flv Y rs Ago April 29, 198 " th Llbrary Day" t Members of student organizations • P AB, PSOA, Ranger and SOC. are organizing "Save the Library Day" on Wednesday, May 1.2 in an effort to raise funds for the library, which has been seriously hurt by state mandated budget cuts. The library ls also receiving attention from the PSGA Senate and the Science Division Ad Hoc Library Crisis Committee. The student organization leaders have arranged for more than so items to be donated to a raffle to raise funds for the library. Th prize Include a semester's books and a whit parking Ucker. They also have sought and received several donations from the busln communities In Racine and Keno ha. Lt cl nc profe or Jo eph Balsano has been award• d 35,000 grant from the atlonal Science Foundation to contlnu hi tudl of an volutlonary biology of an unusu l specl of small unlsexual fish in which all o!f• spring ar f male. Balsano who ha b en studying the various aspects 0 f the Poecuia formo inc the mld-1960's, points out tha the research Is particularly valu ble for genetic research. oeology Club Mr. Bart Adrian of the Weather Department of WITl•Channel 6 In Milwaukee will speak on • 'Tornadoes and Severe Thunderstorms" on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. The talk Is scheduled for Greenqulst 113 but may be moved to a larger room if Interest dictates. Everyone Is welcome. Humanities Symposium Sheila Kaplan will be speaking on "State Colleges and Universities: Their Role 1n the Future" on Sunday, soc May S at 7:30 p.m. The symposium will b held at 4001 Edgewater Drive In Racine. Everyone is welcome. English Club Students interested In formIng an English club will meet Monday, May 4 1n CA 283 at 12:lr» p.m. The winner of the English scholarship will be announced at the meeting and organizational strategies will be discussed. All Interested students are encouraged to attend. Pi Sigma. Epsilon Pl Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop ISOO on SOC from page 1 major status, lt doesn't mean another organization has to lose major status. There ts no guideline stating that there can only be four major status organizations on campus. "Our goals for the next year are to continue club involvement on campus and continue the worthwhile activities SOC has been doing all along. Hopefully we'll be able to set up new clubs on campus, we've also got several new committees that are going to keep us busy," Harmeyer stated. "I hope that as a result of SOC galntng major status, we don't have a break from PSGA. Although we're not going to be a standing committee of PSOA anymore, I would hope that the president and vice-president would continue to work with SOC as well as the other organizations on campus. Just because we're leaving PSGA, it doesn't mean we have to stop doing all the important things we do together," he added. Harmeyer summarized his feelings about SOC by saying, "The whole thing with SOC could never have been done without the help of people like Bill Serpe, Dan Galbraith, Buddy Couvion, Kay Rouse and many others. I'm really thankful for the help all those people have given me this past semester. I hope they continue In their support for SOC. "This is what SOC deserves. We've worked long and hard to gain major status. I don't see any problems with SOC keeping major status. We're a vital part of Parkside and will continue to be for years to come," Harmeyer concluded. In other Senate business, Senators and Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC) memb were elected. Kay Rouse and Sue Walborn were elected senators of PSGA. Dan Vogt was re-elected assistant pro-tempore of PSGA. The three spring SUF AC s ats were filled by Senators Kevin Zlrkelbach, Blake Topel and Sue Walborn. The two fall seats were fUled by Chief Justice of PSGA Scott Peterson and Peer Support member Ralph Abagian. Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. Jn the Inner Loop Road. T m f are $12 and price lnclud Loop 500 t- hirt for member. mes will b awarded for winners. lgn-up will b h ld through y in the Alcove. . Remember, • no issue after next week. Get your club events in by Monday at noo n GOOD EXPERIENCE GREAT EARNINGS Telecable of Racine has need of part-time direct sales people WE OFFER: • paid training • evenings and weekend hours • average income '200-'300 per week WE NEED PEOPLE WITH: • professional appearance • professional attitude • dependable transportation CAl.l TB.ECABlE AT 837-8977 ASK FOR FRED 10 Thursday, April 29, 1987 entertainment Play on campus "The Cradle Will Rock" has fine performances bv Kimberlin Kmnirh Q/ttinrv ... 1 - 3 1. • •- -- — I •iniMWi—IMMMMMMMilUllMIII I - RANGER by Klmberlie Kranich Feature Editor The Dramatic Arts Discipline's production of Marc Blitzstein's play, "The Cradle Will Rock," has broken the long record of non-musical performances on campus. Judging by the acting and directing of "Cradle," more musicals should be staged. "Cradle's" pro-union plot about a foreman who tries to organize workers In a steel mill is not a big audiencedrawer, given the conservative tone of the Reagan administration. Nonetheless, the excellent acting combined with the directing of Lisa Kornetsky provide the audience with an unusual experience. The musical never intended to give the audience the illusion that what they were seeing was real - one knew it was a performance the whole time. Kornetsky achieved this from the beginning of the play when the audience was seated in front of an empty stage. The play began with the stage hands setting up the scenery, the stage manager checking the lights and the entire cast walking across stage in full costume. All of the actors were on stage at all times. When they weren't acting, they would watch the musical from the sidelines, in clear view of the audience. Signs with quotations from union leaflets and comments about the human condition were lowered and raised on stage to get the audience to think about the play in addition to reminding us that what we were seeing wasn't real. In addition, several actors had to play more than one role. With little more than putting on a robe or adding an accent, these actors had to convince the audience that they were a different character. They pulled it off, especially Dave Heller and Scott Verissimo. Heller played three characters - a sleazy gent, a grimy thug and a pseudo artist. Everything from Heller's accent to gestures proved that he was well cast for his three roles. Verissimo was the perfect Reverend with a voice for singing gospel. He also convincingly played the character opposite the Reverend Salvation; Mr. Mister, a ruthless union-busting manipulator who has the town under his thumb. Pianist August M. Wegner and the actors managed to stay in sync with one another throughout the musical. The music, which was played entirely on a piano, also helped shatter the reality illusion. Often times the beat and the lyrics seemed to contradict one another. In one scene, Mrs. Mister, the rich wife who manages to wrap men around her finger, sings a depressing song about the idiocy of war with a smile on her face accompanied by a light and bouncy melody. Missy Weaver was originally cast to play Mrs. Mister but came down with a case of the chicken pox and was replaced by Paula Boehler. Boehler turned out a fine per* formance and can really sing. Other excellent performances included John A.J. Oleksy as Editor Daily, the town newspaper editor who prints lies in his paper because he's afraid of Mr. Mister; Andrew Holahan as the brave union organizer and Connie Kowalski as Sister Mister, a bratty, preadolescent girl. Kowalski is a joy to watch because her facial expressions are so precise and appropriate to her character. She also does an excellent job while she's sitting on the sidelines. The only criticism I have is the choice to have the thug light and smoke his cigarette on stage. Several audience members, including myself, tried to fan the smoke away. RANGER IS NOW ACCEPTINGAPPUCATION^ORTHEFOriSwiNG STOFPOSITIBMSraaI THE 1987-88 ACADEMIC YEAR NEWS EDITOR • ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR • FEATURE EDITOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • ADVERTISING MANAGER • DISTRIBUTION MANAGER • BUSINESS MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience helpful. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C Scene from "The Cradle Will Rock' Camelot Harris a show is by Gary L. Schneeberger Richard Harris and "Camelot" played the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee on Tuesday, April 28, the first in a series of engagements running through Sunday, May 3. One of them was sensational. Harris, the Britisher, as noted for his drinking as for his acting, was superlative as King Arthur, the legendary role with which his name has become synonymous. The overall production, however, hampered by leaden performances and technical problems, rose just slightly above the best a high school drama department has to offer. By now everyone is familiar with the story of Lerner and Loewe's musical, which was immortalized in the 1967 film starring Harris. Arthur, a frivolous chap, who more or less becomes King of England by accident, marries Guenevere (Elizabeth Williams) and starts to get serious about his royal duty. Envisioning a world where "might for right" replaces "might is right," he establishes an order of knights devoted not to destruction but to peace. Leading these Knights of the Round Table is Lancelot (Bob Cuccioli), a flawless Frenchman who knows no passion until he falls in love with Guenevere and ushers in the end of the idyllic civilization Arthur has succeeded in building. Harris, now 54. brings a world-weariness to Arthur that wasn't present in his almost chUdhke portrayal in the mm, and the effect is striking. Still vigorous and photo by Ken McCray Richard Harris forceful even though he could easily sleepwalk through the part after 20 years of doing it, the veteran actor/singer clearly has a good time, especially in his comical scenes with Merlyn, his magical mentor (delightfully played by James Valentine). But, alas, Harris and Valentine can't compensate for the performances of Williams and Cuccioli, who are wholly unbelievable in their central roles. Williams' Guenevere comes off not as the naive girl made to be a woman and wife before her time, but rather as a spoiled, maneuvering wench deserving little or no compassion from the audience or the husband she betrays. And Cuccioli, an Italian, sounds like Steve Martin doing his Swinging American" character on "Saturday Night Live ' when he tries to tackle a French accent. e rite rt a i nm en t ~1 0 T~hureday:::• Aprl:::l 29:::• 1987 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Play on C8fflRUS '' The Cradle Will Rock'' has fine performances by Kimberli Kranich tur Editor Th Dramatic Arts clplln ' s producUon ot Mate lltzsteln's play, "The Cradle WW Rock," has broken the long cord of non-muate&J p rformances on campus. Judging by the acting and dieting of "Cradl , " mor musical Bhould be tag; d. ''Cradle's" pro-union plot bout foreman who trle to organize worker& tn a. teel mill ls not a big audlencedrawer, given the conservative tone of the Reagan a.dmlnlstratlon. Nonethel s , th c llent ctlng combined with the directing of Lisa. Kornetsky provide the audience wlth an unusual expertenc. The musical never intended to gtv th audience the Wuslon that what they were seeing w real - one knew it as a performance the whole me. Kometsky achieved this from the beginning of the play when the audience was eated 1n front of an empty stage. The play began with th stag hands tting up the sc n ry, th stag manager checking the lights and the nUr cast walking across stag 1n full co tume. All of the actors were on tage t all times. When they wer n't acting, they would watch the musical from the aldeUnes, in clear view of the audlenc . Signs with quotations from union leaflets and comm nts about the human condltion were lowered and rats d on tage to get th audience to think about the play in addition to reminding ua th t what we were eing wasn't real. In ddltlon, several actors had to play more than on role. Wlth little more than putting on a robe or adding an accent, these actors had to convince the audlence that they were a different character. They pulled lt off, especlally Dave Heller and Scott Verissimo. Heller played three characters - a sleazy gent, a grimy thug and a pseudo artlat. Everything from Heller's accent to gestures proved that he was well cast for his three roles. Verissimo wa. the perfect Reverend with a voice tor slnglng gospel. He also convlnctngly played the character opposite the Reverend Salvation; Mr. Mister, a ruthle s union-busting manipulator who ha.s the town under hJs thumb . Pianist August M. Wegner and the actors managed to stay in sync with one another throughout the musical. The music, which was played en- • NEWS EDITOR tlrely on a piano, also helped shatter the reality Uluslon. Often times the beat and th lyric s med to contradict one another. In one scene, Mrs. MJster, the rich wUe who manages to wrap men around her fln er, ings ad • pressing song a.bout the idiocy of war with a smile on her face accompanied by a llght and bouncy melody. Missy We ver w orlg1nally cast to play Mrs. Mister but came down With a case of the chicken pox and was replaced by Paula Boehler. Boehler turned out a fine per• formance and can really sing. Other excellent performances included John A.J. Oleksy as Editor Daily, the town newspaper edltor who prints lies 1n his paper because he's afraid of Mr. Mister; Andrew Holahan as the brave union organizer and Connie Kowalski as Sister Mister, a bratty, preadole cent glrl. Kowalski 1.8 a joy to watch because her facial xpresslons are so precui and appropriate to her character. She also does an excellent job while she's sitting on the sidelines . The only crltlctsm I have ts the choice to have the thug light and smoke h1a cigarette on stage. Several audience members, including ·myself, tried to fan the smoke away. • ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR • FEATURE EDITOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • ADVERTISING MANAGER • DISTRIBUTION MANAGER • BUSINESS MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Quallflcatlons: Previous newspaper experience helpful. All positions are paid Appllcatlons available In the Ranger office D139C photo by Kll'l llcCNy Scene from • 'The Cradle WIii Rock'' Camelot Harris a gem, show is not by Gary L Scbneeberger Richard Ha rts and "Cameiot" played the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee on Tuesday, April 28. the first ln a series of engagements running through Sunday, May s. One of them W&.8 sensational. Harris, the Britisher, as noted for his drlnklng u for his acting, wa.s superlative as King Arthur, the legendary role wtth which h1.a name ha.s become synonymous. The overall production, however, hampered by leaden performances and technical problems, rose juat l'lllghtly abOve the best a high school drama department ha.s to offer. By now everyone ls fa.mu. tar with the story of Lerner and Loewe's musical, which was immortalized 1n the 1967 film starring Harris. Arthur, a frivolous chap, who more or le becomes King ot England by accident, marries Guenevere (Elizabeth Wllllams) and starts to get serious about h.1s royal duty. Envisioning a world where "might for right" replaces "might ls right," he establishes an order of knights devoted not to destruction but to peace. Leading these Knights of the Round Table ls Lancelot (Bob Cuccloll), a flawless Frenchman who knows no passion until he falla ln love with Guenevere and ushers 1n the end of the idylllc ctv111za. tion Arthur has succeeded in building. Harris, now M, brings a world-weariness to Arthur that wasn't present in his al. mo.st childlike portrayal in the film, and the effect 18 strlklng. Stlll vigorous and Richard Hams forceful even though he could easily sleepwalk through the part after 20 years of doing It, the veteran actor/singer clearly has a good time, especially ln his comical scenes with Merlyn, his magical mentor ( delightfully played by James Valentin ). But, alas, Harrl8 and Valentine can't compensate for the performances of Williams and Cucctoll, who are wholly unbelievable In their central roles. WW!ams' Guenevere comes off not as the naive girl mad to be a woman and wife before her time. but rather as a spoiled, maneuvering wench d serving little or no compassion from the audlenct, or the husband she betrays. And Cuccloll, an Italian, sounds llk Steve Martin doing his "Swinging American" character on • 'Saturday Night Live'' wh n he tries to tackle a French accent. RANGER Exclusive interview Thursday, April 29, 1987 11 Stranglers' drummer discusses philosophies by Rick Luehr so Ion, . ^ ^ Rising out of the turbulent mid-seventies British music scene, The Stranglers made their mark with their own brand of harsh, often cynical commentaries on the world around them. Still going strong afer 13 years, The Stranglers are embarking on their first American tour in five years. In a recent phone interview, drummer Jet Black discussed the band's philosophy and reasons for tourning after such a long abscence. "We decided to tour," said Black, "because it has been so long, and one can't keep going to the same pices, which one has to do if you keep missing out on America. that's really why we've come here, because we feel its overdue. It's great to be back here. It's surprising me, the audiences seem to be getbigger all the time, wnich is encouraging. It's going so well, it's been suggested we stay away a bit more often." Over their 13 year existence, The Stranglers have gone through an almost constand evolution, becoming smoother and more melodic. The addition of horns on their two most recent albums has aided in this transition. The horns also bring a new dimension to the bands older material in concert. Black, who for an undisclosed reason was absent from the band's recent Milwaukee appearance, explained that, although their music is becoming smoother, and several songs more optimistic, this does not mean the band's basic philosophy has changed. "I think we're still prophets of doom, in a minor, unimportant way," Black explained. "I think that we observe some of the nastier facets of Record review Del Fuegos release third LP Scrt*a. nd.i »UTp_ The Del Fuegos (Slash) Oh muse give me the gift of the golden tongue so I may laud the talents of a band of rogues known as The Del Fuegos. These boys just don't stop producing music that needs to be heard from the highest mountaintops. Their third release just furthers the status of the Fuegs as the band with probably the best chops in the business. The Fuegs are augmented by the awesome talents of producer Mitchell Fromm (who also handled production chores on the bands' other two releases.) He captures the Fuegs' killer live sound in the studio while also giving them a smoothness and soulfulness that has yet to be equaled by any of those other so-called "American" music bands. The key word to describe what makes "Stand Up" different from the band's previous work is Soul. Fromm adds some background singers, horns, very tasty Hammond organ licks (Fromm's own) and, get this, there is even a track with strings! There is absolutely no filler on this album and every track has its own character and feel showing the various influences that have touched the Fuegs and their music. Lyrically the Fuegs are direct and emotive. They seem to be in touch with what is common to most people's experience. Rather than giving the listener diatribes on the joys of burning flesh for satan, the Fuegs tell us the story of a guy who tossed back one too many at the cor-- ner bar and if that isn't poetry I don't know what is. The Fuegs are one of the best recorded bands emerging in the last few years, and The Del Fuegos continue success the mix on "Stand Up" is proof positive of this fact. Rock and roll is too often seen in black and white terms and that is why a band like Del Fuegos is so needed, because their overabundance of talent allows them to bring out the full spectrum of colors that exist in the rock and roll idiom. This album should be the one to catapault the Fuegs into success ("Long Slide," the first single, is doing quite well) on a mainstream level and there isn't a band in this country (except Milwaukee's Pat McCurdy and the Confidentials) more deserving. "Bernie Doll 1841 Douglas Ave. Racine, Wl 53402 637-8895 4006 Durand Ave. 554-1311 We Have It All! The Finest Danish Kringles, Cakes, Rolls, Breads & Donuts. OH-SO-GOOD! 3 Generations of Quality Baking the environment in which we move, and occasionally make comments on them. But," he added, "it's usually done in a very ambiguous manner, and it isn't always apparent what we're actually saving. "We've never attempted to promote any kind of doctrine", Black continued, "but we do, in fact use various social and political scenarios to explore a lyrical idea." Having been in the music business for 13 years, Black has some very definite views on the industry. "We don't really listen to any particular music, except one might be travelling and have the radio on. So, I just have a general idea of whats going on, and basically it's the same as always, a mixture of the blend and adventurous. "From the artist's point of view," Black continued, "The industry is rotten to the core. On the one hand, you have the artist, who is, generally speaking, only capable of doing one thing, that is, producing his art. Then on the other side of things, you have the entrepreneurs, who are only good at one thing, and that's making money, out of anyone or anything. And unless one of those parties has sympathies for the other, there's no way the two groups can work together with the same interests. So," he added, "it makes for a strained existance most of the time for most of the artists." Black says the band has no definite long range plans, but that, as long as they enjoy what they're doing, they will continue. "We've always felt that we're doing what we wanted to do. It was very, very difficult in the beginning, but it's getting easier all the time. We don't actually look that far ahead. In retrospect, I wouldn't have dreamt that we'd still have been active after 13 years. As long as we have plenty more ideas, there'll be plenty more work to be done. 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I Simply present this • coupon when you receive your order. • I Name J Address p Prion# J Last time I or dered a pizza | from Domino's Pizza was | Expires: 7/15/871 Fast, Free Delivery'" J| Our drivers carry less man $20 00 Limned delivery area Toppings car oe svesniuied ; I RANGER • I • J f Thursday, April 29, 1987 11 Exclusive interview Stranglers' drummer discusses philosophies by Rick Lu br Rislng out of the turbulent mld-sevenU s Britlah muslc scene, The Stranglers made thelr mark with their own brand of harsh, often cynical commentaries on the world around them. Still golng strong afer lS years, The Stranglers are embarking on their first Amert. can tour ln five years. In a recent phone interview, drummer Jet Black discussed the band's philosophy and reasons for tourning after such a long abscence. "We decided to tour," said Black, ''because It has been Record review so long, and one can't keep going to the same plces, which one has to do U you keep missing out on America. So that's really why we've come here, becau e we feel it's overdue. It's great to be back here. It's surprlslng me, the audiences seem to be getting bigger all the time, which ts encouraging. It's going so well, it's been suggested we stay away a bit more often." Over their S year existence, The Stranglers have gone through an almost constand evolution, becoming smoother and more melodic. The addition of horns on their two most recent albums has aided in this transltlon. The homs also brlng a new dimension to the bands older material in concert. Black, who for an undisclosed reason was absent from the band's recent Milwaukee appearance, explained that, although their music ls becoming smoother, and several songs more optlmistic, th1 does not mean the band's basic phllosophy baa changed. "I think w 're still prophets of doom, in a minor, unimportant way," Black explained. "I think that we observe some of the nasUer facets of Del Fuegos release third LP Stand Up 1b Del Fu gos ( h) Oh muse give me the gift of the golden tongue so I may laud the talents of a. band of rogues known a The Del Fuegos. These boys just don't stop producing music that needs to be heard from the highest mountaintops. Their third rel as just furthers the status of the Fuegs as the band with probably the best chop ln the business. The Fuegs are augmented by th awesom talents of producer Mitchell Fromm (who also handled production chores on the bands' other two releases.) He captures th Fu g • killer live sound 1n the studio while al o giving them a smoothnes and soulfulnes that has y t to be equaled by any of those other so-call d "American" mu le band. The key word to descrlb what mak " tand Up" different from the band's previous work is Soul. Fromm adds some background singers, horns, very ta.sty Hammond organ licks (Fromm's own) and, get thls, there ls even track with etrlngs! There ls absolutely no filler on thls album and very track has its own character and feel showing the varlou influences that have touched the Fuegs and their music. Lyrically the Fuegs are direct and emotive. They seP.m to be 1n touch with what is common to most peopl 's experience. Rather than giving the listener diatribes on the Joys of burning flesh for satan, the Fuegs tell us the story of a guy who toss d back one too many at the corner bar and if that isn't po try I don't know what ls. Th ueg ar one of the b st r corded bands em rglng in th last few ye rs, and The Del Fuegos continue success the mix on "Stand Up" ts proof positive of this fact. Rock and roll is too often se n in black and white terms and that ls why a band 11.ke Del Fuegos ts so needed, because their overabundance of ta.lent allows them to bring out the full spectrum of colors that exist in the rock and roll idiom. DANISH This album should be the one to cata.pault the Fuegs into success ( "Long Slide," the first single, ls doing quite well) on a mainstream level and there Isn't a band in this country (except Milwaukee's Pat ?t{cCurdy and the Confi. dentlals) more deservtng. •·Berni Doll We Have It All! BAKERY The Finest Danish Kringles, Cak s, Rolls, Breads & Donuts. 1841 Oougla~ Ave-. ltKIM, W1 'i J402 637-889S .-006Ourind Aw. 554-1'.111 OH-SO-GOOD! Gen ration of Quality aking the environment 1n which we move, and occasionally make comments on them. But,'' he added, "it's usually done 1n a very ambiguous manner, and lt isn't always apparent what we're actually saving. • 'We've never attempted to promote any k.lnd of doctrine", Black continued, "but we do, in fact use varlous social and political cenarlos to explore a lyrical idea.'' Having been in the mu le business for 18 years, Black has some very definite views on the industry. "We don't really listen to any particular music, except one mlght be travelling and have the radio on. So, I Just have a general idea of whats going on, and basically it's the same as always, a mixture ot the blend and adventurous. "From the artist's point of view," Black continued, "The industry ts rotten to the core. On the one hand, you have the artist, who ls, generally speaking, only capable of doing one thing, that ls, producing h1s art. Then on the other side of things, you have the entrepreneurs, who are only good at one thing, and that's making money, out of anyone or anything. And unless one of those parties has sympathies for the other, there's no way the two group can work together with the same interests. So,'' he added, "it makes tor a sll"a1ned extstance moat of the Ume for most of the artists." Black says the band has no deflnlte long rang plan , but that, as Ion as they njoy what they're doing, they will continue. 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Let us acknowledge Harry Belafonte's consistent efforts to secure an audience for the music of South Africa's Blacks. Don't denigrate "King Kong," a notable musical of the early sixties in London. Indeed, as a refugee, Kurt Weill did a gallant job of trying to identify with native music in "Lost in the Stars." We have no real chance to experience the Black South African musical scene in depth. We can't pretend to judge whether what we hear when we listen to Shaka Zulu is typical, top rank, or musical genius. But if this disc is a unique contribution, it can still have an impact on serious popular music akin to that of Japanese prints upon Impressionist painting. If this disc only served to remind us of how many rich musical forms we are ignorant of, whether Portugese fados, Malaysian theater music, or South American Indian lullabies, it would be worth all the fuss. But apart from all the social and cultural overtones, Shaka Zulu is a stunning musical tour de force that people will either love or RANGER Short Cuts hate. I, for one, love it. -Davie M. Doll GUIS GUIS by Dr. John (Alligator) Dr. John, who had a hit with "Right Place Wrong Time" back around 1972, is being hailed with his first and best LPs in Alligator's "rockback" series. The release of the long outof- print "Gumbo" last fall proved successful enough to release Dr. John's debut classic "Gris Gris," which many find to be his masterpiece. In the wake of John Fogerty's present urge of "we missed you" popularity, Dr.John's often more stated musical works are a much deeper presentation of the same Bayou style. Similar to "Gumbo," the music of "Gris Gris" is much grittier and, thus, more biting Dr. John is back in print in its delivery. And the Doctor's gravelly, swamp-filled sound is a fascinating extension of the blues that Alligator Records is so noted for. Continuing with their string of blues and rock roots LPs, Alligator has initiated a wonderful series with "Rockback" that is destined to rerelease many rare gems the likes of "Gris Gris." As per usual, everything the label releases is the foundation of virtually all rock-oriented music. -Jim Neibaur Made In The USA: Soundtrack Various Artists (Chrysalis) What we have here is an interesting compilation of the music that - for the most part- Top 40 has deemed unacceptable. Music that can only be found in the back of Pignotti's - if Please use our products in moderation. 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Also marring the LP is the appearance of Timbuck's suicidal and depressing "Life Is Hard," and a cumbersome cowpunk tune by Flies On Fire, "Baptize Me Over Elvis Presley's Grave." These are balanced by some great performances, including the return of Peter Case (ex of The Plimsolls) with "Old Blue Car." Also bright is the Dyianesque "Ballad Of The Little Man" by World Party. Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper bring their bizarre sense of humor in "I Hate Banks." This soundtrack is like the unlabeled box of chocolates. You might grab something really tasty or it might end up being a really disgusting piece. -Tyson Wilda Boom Baby Boom Mondo Rock (CBS) Synthesizer meets power percussion, jazz sax, and a voice like Kenny Loggins in this rocking debut album. With summer just around the corner, the release of the LP is perfectly timed. This is the typical good-time, cruisin- '-with-the-top-down music. This is high-energy, fun music. Surprisingly, Mondo Rock manages to create this sound without becoming Tod 40 clones. v Sizzling guitar solos mix with deep, throaty vocals. A soul background chorus harmonizes with keyboards. Horns punch up bright dance tunes. Real drums accentuate an atmosphere of fast times and girl chasing. This is 80's style surf and summer music at its best. Unfortunately, the band seems to lack an ability to capture other musical styles They stand out in their rock but fail with slower moods! This is most obvious in the track "Let It Rain," which is a nice mellow island song, but doesn't seem any different than thousands of other nice mellow island songs on the adult listening charts today. Mondo Rock's chance for success lies in their power their ability to create a last! ing impression with a powerful rock beat. This does make them a one dimensional band but within that dimension! they work wonders. -Tyson Wilda Atmosphere Various Artists (CBS) "Atmospheres" is CBS records' latest entry into the market of new age samplers and though there are some wonderful tracks included on this disk it does not contain the cohesiveness of a Windham Hill or Narada sampler. That is not to say that "Atmospheres" is not a worthy effort to garner some attention for the new instrumental artists recording for CBS, but they can learn from the independents who have really cornered the market on this type of music. "Atmospheres" is a sometimes acoustic, sometimes electric, and sometimes vocal journey that take you anywhere that the music inspires your mind to go. The album features the incomparable talents of electric harpist Andreas Vollenweider, cellist Yo-Yo Ma, guitarist Liona Boyd, and the fusion group Free Flight. It is their tracks that make "Atmospheres" a worthwhile addition to your collection. The album does have a problem with the fact that some of the other artists included are simply overshadowed by the aforementioned musicians and the tracks by avant garde composers simply do not have a place here. "Atmospheres" is a noble and worthwhile effort that includes some of the most talented instrumentalists of our day. Too bad it doesn't sustain the quality of performances throughout. -Bernie Doll ALL THE WAY CRAZY by Little Charlie and the Nightbeats (Alligator) For years a fixture on the San Francisco music scene, Little Charlie and the Nightbeats play a hard driving mixture of rock and blues, aptly described on the album as "genuine houserockin' music." Much of the credit for the album's drive and excitement goes to vocalist and harmonica player Rick Estrin. Estrin has one of the most expressive and powerful blues voices around, and has been described as "the best harmonica player working today". Many of the songs exhibit a rather bizarre sense of humor. Numbers such as "T.V. Crazy" and "Poor Tarzan" take a warped and very funny look at life and relationships. The album also gives the band ample opportunity to demostrate its skill at slower, more traditional blues numbers. Alligator Records is to be commended for giving broad exposure to one of San Francisco's best and most popular bands. This is the kind of stuff the Fabulous Thunderbirds only wish they could Play. -Rick Luehr 12 Thul'8day, April 29, 1987 Zahl m.lt.b Black I buo (Wam r) Paul Simon and Wamer Brothers have opened a window on an incredibly rich and lnsplred culture which ls almost totally fol"elgn to u aa the Saxons who decorated D erhurst Chapel with jagged toothed monsten of lnlster be uty. Never mind that there have b en period.le peeks at thla culture over the past thirty years. Let us acknowledge Harry Bela.fonte's consistent efforts to secure an audience for the music of South Africa 'a Bl ck . Don't denigrate "King Kong," a notable musical of the early sixties ln Lon• don. Inde d, a retug e, Kurt Welll did a gallant job of trying to ld nWy with naUve mustc tn "Lost in the Stars." W have no real chance to experl nee the Black South African musical scene in depth. We can't pretend to judge whether what we hear when we llsten to Sha.lea Zulu 1 yptcal, top rank, or mustcal genius. But lf this disc la a unique contribution, tt can sUll have an imp ct on serious popular mu le kin to that of Japanese prints upon Impressionist painting. If th1s disc only erved to remind us of how many rlch mwdcal forms we are Ignorant of, wh ther Portuges fadoa, M.alayalan theater music, or South American Indian lullabies, lt would be worth all the fuss. But apart from all the aoclal and cultural overtonea, Shak ZUlu 11 a .tunning mu lcal tour de force that people will either love or Short Cuts Dr. John I back In print hate. I, for one, love tt. ··Dav M . DoU ORIS ORIS by Dr. John (All1pt:or) Dr. John, who had a hit with "Right Place Wrong Time.. back around 1972, ls being hailed with his first and best LPs in Alligator's • 'rockback" series. The release of the long outof- prlnt "Gumbo" last fall proved successful enough to release Dr. John's debut classic "Orta Orta," which many find to be his masterpiece. In the wake of John Fogerty'a present urge of "w mined you" popularity, Dr.John's often more stated musical works are a much deeper presentaUon of the same Bayou atyle. SJmllar to •'Gumbo,•' the music of "Gris Oris" ls much grittier and, thus, more biting in its delivery. And the Doctor's gravelly, swamp-filled sound ls a fascinating extension of the blues that Alllgator Records ts so noted for. Continuing with their et.ring of blues and rock roots LPs, AlUgator has lnttiated a wonderful series with "Rockback" that ls destined to re• release many rare gem the likes of "Orts Gris." All per usual, everything the label releases ls the fowtdaUon of virtually all rock-oriented music. •·Jfm Nelbaur Made In Tbe USA~ 8ouDdtrae Various .Artim (Olryuli9) What we have here la an interesting compilation of the music that • for the moet part. Top .0 hU deemed unacceptable. Muatc that can only be found in the bacJc of P~~-notg~ Please use our products In moderation. HOURS HwyA Open Mon. thru Sat. r 1 S.9 : UWP : Open Sunday t . __ J HwyE 10-9 Liquor 585 · North 22nd Avenue • Ph. 551-8020 FREE POSTERS l ~~saa gram s ne o ers Ong1nal • Golden • Peach • Wild Berries • AWle Cranbeny s2,!ck s1 ·e!!of 24 15pack "Stmh's Spok,n Hm" Miller ~ s4~2,ckcans Meister Brau Ps2t!L I Old Style ~:~ • Peach • Apple s41 9 ! -~ I • P.oot 0eer & More 12 pk/cans iii s51&1ter - t.J $2Rebate Barrel Specials Hamms ¼ s12 1 • Schlitz ¼ s1 41 9 WINE LERS Close Out Sale Assorted Flavors $299 $1699 ~~x 4 pack 24 Pack Match altemativ r cord stor s . Unique muslc that's been rejected because of Its differ• ence and lack of commercial attractiveness. Low points of the album Include yet another "Enu!t" song from The Fabulous Thunderbirds. "Can't Tear It Up Enuff'' ls identical to any other T -blrd's song. Also mar• ring the LP la the appearanc of nmbuck's sulcidaf and depressing "Life Is Ha.rd," and a cumbersome cowpunk tune by Files On Fire, "Baptize Me Over Elvis Presle.,"B Grave." These ar balanced by some great performances, Including the return of Peter Case ( ex of The Plimsolls) with "Old Blue Car.'' Also bright le the Dylanesque "Ballad Of The Little Man" by World Party. Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper bring their bizarre sens of humor in "I Hate Banks.'' Th1s soundtrack ts like the unlabeled box of chocolates. You might grab something really tasty or lt might end up being a really disgusting piece. ··T11~on Wilda Boom Baby Boom Mondo Bock (CBS) Synthesizer meets power percu.sslon. Jazz sax, and a voice llke KeMy Logglna 1n th.la rocking debut album. With summer Just around the comer, the release of the LP ls perfectly Umed. This ls the typical good-time. crulsin• '•with-the-top.down mualc. Thia is high-energy, tun music. Surprisingly, M.ondo Rock manages to create this aound without becoming Top to clones. Btzzllng gultar aolos mix with deep, throaty Vocals. A IOUl background chorus har· moniles with keyboards. Horns punch up bright dance tunes. Real drums accentuate an atmosphere of faat times and girl chasing. This ts SO's styl surf and summer muslc at its best. Unfortunately, the band aeems to lack an ability to capture other musical style . They stand out in their rock, but fall with lower mOOd . Thi ls most obvious ln the track "Let It Rain," which ls a nlce mellow 1 land song, but doesn't s m any differnt than thousands of oth r n1ce mellow Island songs on the adult listening charts today. ondo Rock's chanc or success lles in their power, their ability to create a last. Ing impression with a powertut rock beat. Thi does make them one dimensional band but Within that dimen Ion' they work wonders. ' · ·Tyson Wilda tmosph r V rlous Artist (CBl ) "Atmospheres" is CB records' latest entry into the market of n w age sampler RANGER and though there re some wonderful tracks lnclud d on th1.9 disk it does not contain the coheslv ness of a Windham Hill or Narada sampler. That ls not to y that "Atmospheres" ls not a worthy effort to gamer some attention for the new instrumental artists recording for CB • bu they can learn from the independents who hav really cornered th m rke on Um type of muslc. ., Atmospheres" la a sometimes acoustic, sometlmea electric, and sometJmes vocal journey that take you aay. where that the music lmpl..rea your mind to go. The album features th incomparable talents of el ctrtc harplst Andreas Vollenweld r, celllsl Yo-Yo M , gultarlst Liona Boyd, and the fusion group Free Flight. It ls thel.r tracks that make "Atmospheres" a worthwhll addition to your collection. The album does have a problem with the fact that some of the other artists included are simply overshadowed by the aforemenUoned muslclans and the tracks by avant garde composers simply do not have a place here. "Atmosphere " la a noble and worthwhile effort that includes some of the most taJ. ented lnstrumentallats of our day. Too bad 1t doesn't sustain the qua.ltty of performance throughout. ··Beml6 DoU ALL THE WAY CRAZY by Uttle rlle and the lgbtbea&a (Alligator) For years a fixture on the San Franclseo mu.ale scene, Little Chad.le and th Night• beata play a hard driving mixtuN of rock and blues, aptly described on the album as "genuine houserockln' music." Much of the credit for the album's drive and excitement goes to vocallst and harmon• ica player Rick Estrin. Estrin haa one of the most expressive and powerful blues volces around, and has been described "th b t har· monica play r working today''. 1:any of the songs exhlbll a rather bizarre ense of humor. Numb rs such as "T.V. Crazy" and "Poor TarUU'l" take a warped and v ry funny look at life and rel • Uonships. The album also giv the band ample oppor• tunlty to demostrate lts skill at alower, more tradlUonal blues numb rs. Alligator Record Is to commended for giving bro d xposure to one of San Francisco's b st nd most popular band . This L the kJnd of luff th Fabulou Titund r - birds only i h th y could play. ·· Rick Lu hr RANGER Movie review Thursday, April 29, 1987 13 as; Ra,S,"g Ari??na" towers viewer expectations ITlOrp an fhon overplay even funny. However, nnthino- ,, .«« * ... . by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor The Three Stooges meet Jerry Lewis as per their comic styles in this wild, unhibited farce by brothers Joel and Ethan Coen ("Blood Simple"). As one awaits a surprise cameo by Jim Nabors or Andy Griffith, the Coens present a film of startling comic images that owe more to intentional overacting and director brother Joel's intentionally obtrusive close-ups than to the script. A childless couple steals a baby from a child-filled couple, complicated- by two greasy-but-loveable ex-cons, plenty of sight gags that that pay affectionate homage to Mack Sennet silents, and a hillbilly setting (complete with intentionally blatant southern accents) that makes one wonder whatever became of Max Baer, Jr. What hinders this film most significantly is its pacing. While it does want to be obtrusive, it hastily exerts high levels of energy in its opening moments and thus has trouble maintaining such a breakneck pace throughout its duration. Hence after about twenty minutes it dies on its feet. An interesting aspect is that the Coens, like Jerry Lewis, allow their supporting players to overplay even more so than the leads. Durwhirl ^ tPPing attem which the two ex-consP (tB iinll J0hn ^man) dnl th ^ drive back down the street looking for it. all the while screaming repeatedly at the top of their (a ^ect parallel to a similar scene in Jerry Lewis' "Which Way to the FnnVr . ™ leads. on the other are more low key. Nicholas Cage plays deadpan . . . manic s h enani gans , while Holly Hunter is a cute, fiery example of southern belle screen sexism. As thev are at the forefront of the action, they are the most reserved (although reserved in this film is comparatively inrf" e)- 11 is their duty to uphold the thread of the narrative amidst the craziness that even manages to include Tex Cobb as a fugitive from a Road Warrior film. Another interesting ode to Jerry Lewis is a scene directly borrowed from his 1959 feature "Rock-a-Bye-Baby" in which Cage attempts to steal one of five infants, only to have them be a bit frisky for his careful maneuvering (Joel Coen's camera work here rivals Frank Tashiln's in the Lewis original). "Raising Arizona" does manage to give enough depth to the characters so that it is not merely the gags that are funny. However, nothing in the film is too terribly innovative, Joel's camera work the only genuinely original aspect (presenting not so much a new technique in photography as a different way of photoghraphing this type of film). But can I recommend the movie? Upon my comparing it to the Three Stooges, I had a friend mention to me that not everyone is all that familiar with the Stooges. So perhaps this is a comedy for people who have never seen the Three Stooges. They won't know any better anyway. Selected Shorts by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor THREE FOR THE ROAD More teenage shenanigans, this time featuring Charlie Sheen and Kerri Greene - the principals of "Lucas"- and John Ruck of "Ferris Bueller ' fame. Greene is a senator's daughter with a wild streak, Sheen is the senator's yuppie yes man who's ordered to drive Greene to a girl's prison. Ruck is a Maynard G. Krebs incarnate who is just along for the ride. Greene is both amusing and terminally attractive as the uninhibited lass with a taste for the truly outrageous. Her antics are in rebellion of her staid father's political status and his insistence that she act like a "real lady." Sheen, wno s come down from "Pla- °?J}" here. is appropriately stitf as the brown-nosing young bureaucrat, while Kuck adds the necessary character balance in a familiar "trusted friend" role. The script alternates from amusing, to poignant, to sophomoric, then back to amusnS. etc. It apparently is attempting an underlying ineme regarding teenage pris who should not be afraid 10 be themselves, along with the genuine nastiness of the suppressive parent role. That it takes such a stand is impressive, but the ensuing hijinks make the film more a "cute" item than one to go away pondering. Sally Kellerman's substantial talents are wasted in the small, thankless role of the girl's estranged mother, especially in comparison to a similar role Kellerman had in the 1979 feature "Foxes" with Jodie Foster. In some ways "Three For The Road" makes the same see page 14 Coming... Friday, May 8th PARTY ON THE PAD Live Band - Free Admission Watch for it! 21^ CINEMAS 5 57th AVE . & 75th St. • 694-7301 m m. STARTING JUNE 26th An MGM. UA Communications company £196; MtrnOGpLOWYN MAYER PICTURES. INC RANGER Thursday, April 29, 1987 13 Movie review "Raising Arizona" lowers viewer expectations players to overplay even more 80 than the leads. DurIng a kidnapping attempt In which the two ex-cons (BW Forsythe and John Goodman) lose the baby. they drive back down the street looking for lt, all the while screaming repeatedly at the top of their lungs (a direct parallel to a similar scene In Jerry Lewis' "Which Way to the Front"). by Jim NelbauJ' Entertainment Editor The Three Stooges meet Jerry Lewis as per their comic styles In this wild, unhlblted farce by brothers Joel and Ethan Coen ( "Blood Simple"). AB one awaits a surprise cameo by Jim Nabors or Andy Griffith, the Coens present a tum of startling comic Images that owe more to Intentional overacting and director brother Joel's lntenUonally obtrusive close-ups than to the script. A childless couple steals a baby from a chlld-fllled COU• pie, complicated by two greasy-but-loveable ex-cons, plenty of sight gags that that pay affectionate homage to Mack Sennet silents, and a hillbilly setting ( complete with Intentionally blatant aouthem accents) that makes one wonder whatever became of Max Baer, Jr. What hinders this film most algnlftcanUy ls its pacing. While lt does want to be obtrusive, It hastily exerts high levels of energy In its opening moments and thus has trouble maintaining such a breakneck pace throughout Its duration. Hence after about twenty minutes It dies on Its feet. An lnteresttng aspect ls that the Coens, like Jerry Lewis, allow their supporting The leads, on the other hand, are more low key. Nicholas Cage plays deadpan to the manic shenanigans, while Holly Hunter ls a cute, fiery example of southern belle screen sexism. As they are at the forefront of the action, they are the most reserved (although reserved In this film ls comparatively in• snne). It ls their duty to uphold the thread of the narrative amidst the craziness that even manages to Include Tex Cobb as a fugitive from a Road Warrior film. Another Interesting ode to Jerry Lewis ls a scene directly borrowed from his 1969 feature "Rock-a-Bye-Baby" In which Cage attempts to steal one of five Infants, only to have them be a bit frisky for his careful maneuvering (Joel Coen's camera work here rivals Frank Tashlln's In the Lewis original). "Raising Arizona" does manage to give enough depth to the characters so that It ts not merely the gags that are -Selected Shortsby Jim .Selbaur Entertainment Editor THREE FOR THE ROAD More teenage shenanigans, this time featuring Charlie Sheen and Kerri Greene . the principals of "Lucas"- and John Ruck of "Ferris Bueller" fame. Greene ls a senator's daughter with a wild streak, Sheen Is the senator's yuppie yes man who's ordered to drive Greene to a girl's prison. Ruck Is a Maynard G . Krebs Incarnate who ls just along for the ride. Greene ls both amusing and terminally attractive as the uninhibited lass with a taste for the truly outrageous. Her antics are ln rebellion of her staid father's poutical status and his Insistence that she act llke a "real lady." Sheen, who's come down from "Platoon" here, ls appropriately stiff as the brown-nosing young bureaucrat, while Ruck adds the necessary character balance In a famll• lar "trusted friend" role. The script alternates from amusing, to poignant, to soph• omorlc, then back to amusing, etc. It apparently Is at• tempting an underlying theme regarding teenage girls who should not be afraid to be themselves, along with the genuine nastiness of the suppressive parent role. That It takes such a stand ls Impressive, but the ensuing hijlnks make the film more a "cute•· Item U1an one to go away pondering. Sally Kellerman's substanlla. l talents are wasted In the small, thankless role of the girl's estranged mother, especially In comparison to a similar role Kellerman had 1n the 1979 feature "Foxes" with Jodie Foster. In some ways • 'Three For The Road" makes the same ...page 14 Coming ..• Friday, May 8th PARTY ON THE PAD Live Band• Free Admission Watch for it! funny. However, nothing In aa a different way of photogh- not everyone la all that famll• the rum Ls too terribly innova- raphing th1.s type of ft1m). lar with the Stooges. So per- Uve, Joel's camera work the But can I recommend the hapa th1.s la a comedy for peoonly genuinely original aspect movie? Upon my comparing pie who have never seen th~ (presenting not 80 much a lt to the Three Stooges, I had Three Stooges. They won t new technique In photography a friend mention to me that know any better anyway. 14 Thursday, April 29, 1987 RANGER Columbia Press releases cinema books by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Four new cinema studies by Columbia University Press can be considered somewhat of a series on American film studies. The Classical Hollywood Cinema by David Bordwell, Janet Staiger, and Kristin Thompson This first tome deals with film style and mode of production to 1960. Encompassing what many consider to be Hollywood's "golden years," we can get an idea of various technological changes that occured in the film medium in this country (which in turn affected all other countries). The final essays deal briefly with the mode of f ilm practice since 1960 (the previous eras having already been studied at extreme length). It is here that the authors observe alternate film practices from this contemporary era. The appendices, which include things like brief synopses of U.S. film industry structures, are most helpful for the film student. POWER ANDPANANOIA by Dane Polan Subtitled "History, Narrative, and the American Cinema, 1940-1950,' this study closely examines a very pivotal decade in American film that is often overlooked. This is the period that was so deeply affected by World War Two, the film offerings balancing somewhere between the blatant flag waving propaganda of John Wayne and the dark film noir with actors like Humphry Bogart and Robert Mitchum, the latter having a tremendous influence on the French New Wave that spawned Francois Truffaut and Jean Luc Goddard. Scholarly film studies rarely if ever touch upon the historical significance that American cinema exhibits. That the author chooses to concentrate on one decade, allows for a more complete analysis that covers every aspect of that period's motion picture output. THE WORLD WAR TWO COMBAT by Jeanine Basinger A perfect companion piece to the "Power and Paranoia" tome, and the best of the four book reviewed here. Basinger examines a screen sub-genre in full, giving attention to World War One Films as a veritable foundation for the basis of her study, while commenting on Korea and View Nam interpretations to culminate her Book review Lorentz critical essays by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor "Lorentz on Film" (University of Oklahoma Press) collects some of the most important critical essays from longtime movie critic Pare Lorentz. Focusing on the years from 1927 until Lorentz's retirement in 1941, th is compilation allows us to see period reviews of some of the most honored screen classics. What is most fascinating about this book, is that often the reviews at the time of the film's initial release belie its lasting value. Good examples are Lorentz's reviews of Laurel and Hardy and The Marx Brothers; two comedy teams that have withstood the test of time, but whom Lorentz merely found quaint back then. That Lorentz became a fine filmmaker in his own right ("The Plow That Broke The Plains") makes his criticisms all the more valid. But reviews aren't all this book has to offer. We also get articles on film arts and commercialism that are as topical now as they were some fifty years ago when first written. "Lorentz on Film" is an engrossing look at criticism from an era when film genuinely mattered, even from a commercial aspect. Open 7 days 857-7333 1-94 at 60th St, Kenosha (1 mile north of the Factory Outlet Centre) FACTORY OUTLCT Shorts from page 13 statement as Stanley Kramer's thoughtful "Bless The Beasts and the Children" (1972), in which juveniles were compared to beasts being slaughtered as their spirit is continually broken by parental oppression. However B.W.L. Norton's direction paces the film so that the comedy is pretty much at the forefront, causing the whole thing to look like "Doris Day and Rock Hudson meet Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme." But Greene turns in a fine performance (outclassing "Goonies" and "Lucas"). She thoughts on World War Two. It is these films that are most dismissed among all examples popular American motion picutes, in that they are too often propogandafilled and dated. Basinger looks carefully at these works (her essay on the 1948 John Wayne feature "Sands of I wo Jima" is most interesting), understanding the underlying substance that adds the meaning and depth to the often otherwise superficial narratives. These films were far different during the war than afterward, and have taken on a whole new meaning in the aftermath of Korea and Vietnam. Basinger approaches these points in her analysis. Strongly recommended for all libraries. HOLLYWOOD FROM VIETNAM TO REAGAN by Robin Wood Wood puts an indelible stamp on all of his fiim essays, so this book is no different. A nice culmination to the three afore mentioned books, this bold look at changing trends and ideas in the past twenty or so years of American cinema gives extensive coverage to horror films, while also looking at the treatment of Women, the buddy pictures, and important works by Martin Scorcese and Micael Cimino. The radical political viewpoint Wood has likes to weave its way into the writings, making them seem aU the more personal and interesting. It gives us a different, more liberal understanding of many trends within the American screen system that would often be shielded had the author not carefully pointed them out. Cineaste interviews by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Cineaste has always been a very politically oriented film magazine, as attested to by this compilation of interviews from that periodical. Editors Dan Georgakas and Lenny Rubenstein have compiled some of the most interesting conversations for "The Cineaste Interviews" (Lake View Press). From Village Voice critic Andrew Sarris to German filmmaker Rainer Werner Fassbinder to actress Jane Fonda, the interviews contained in this fascinating compilation not only give the reader a diverse look at several aspects of film, but also give an excellent idea of the depth contained within the pages of Cineaste. The filmmakers discuss their work with the perception only they themselves can have. The performers comment on what they find film should be from both commercial and artistic perspectives. is the antithesis of the apple pie wholesomeness she had projected in her other films, and this difference is impressive on more than a visceral level. It is her character that has the most potential to make some sort of statement through the narrative's underlying intentions. Unfortunately, this aspect is not explored well enough to cause "Three For The Road" to rise above the commonplace. THE ARISTOCATS This 1970 Disney animation is hampered by the fact that it was not made under Walt's » * < » # i * * * * *****************„* * * * * POOL CENTER: 5102 Green Bay Rd., Kenosha * THE SWIMMING POOL I M M PROFESSIONALS IN-GROUND - ABOVE GROUND * • CHEMICALS T • ACCESSORIES * ; • SERVICE . EQUIPMENT * • PHONE: KENOSHA 654-3341 RACINE 632-522^ * * ** * ^* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * • • • • k k * • • * • SALES J • INSTALLATION PUS supervison (he died in 1966), but still manages to exhibit some of the Disney magic. All of the most desirable aspects of Disney cartoon features (amusing villians, savvy heroes, slapstick, colorful images) are present, without a lot of preachiness. But then there isn't a great deal of true substance to please more discerning adult lovers of animated features. Yet it should be successful in keeping most small children amused for an hour-and-ahalf. Perhaps this is best recommended as a good film to take the kids to see. Since the youngsters will be out of school for spring break soon, "The Aristocats" might be a good way to keep them amused for a short time. SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Refrigerators, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More! Get the Surplus Price SUPER SURPLUS OUTLET 5535 22ntf AV E. OPEN 7 days a week 14 Thurad y, April 29, 1987 RANGER Columbia Press releases cinema books by Jim Nelb Ill' Enterlalrunent Editor Four new cinema studies by Columbia University Press can be considered somewhat of a series on American tum studies. Tb Hollywood ClneJD& by David Bordwell, Janet Staiger, and K.rlatln omp on This first tome deals with film style and mode of production to 1960. Encompass• Ing what many consider to be Hollywood's "golden years," we can get an idea of various technological changes that occured 1n the !Um medium In th18 country (which in tum affected all other countries). The final essays deal brief. ly With the mode of film practice ince 1960 (the previou eras having already been studied at extreme length). It ls here that the authors ob- Book review serve alternate fllm practices from thJs contemporary era. The append.lees, which in• elude ~gs llke brief synopses of U.S. film industry structures, are most helpful for the film student. POWER AND PANANOIA by Dane Polan SubtiUed "History. Narrative, and the American Cinema, 19ffl-1960,' this study closely examines a very pivotal decade In American film that ls often overlooked. This ts the period that waa so deeply affected by World War Two, the film otferlngs balancing somewhere between the blatant flag waving propaganda of John Wayne and the dark film nolr wtlh actors like Humphry Bogart and Robert Mitchum. the latter having a tremendous influence on the French New Wave that spawned Francola Tnltta.ut and Jean Luc Goddard. Scholarly film studies rarely 1f ever touch upon the historical significance th.at American cinema exhibits. That the author chooses to concentrate on one decade, allows for a. more complete analysis that covens every aspect of that period's motion picture output. THE WORLD WAR TWO COMBAT by Jea.nlne Ba.singer A perfect companion piece to the · 'Power and Para.nola'' tome, and the best of the four book reviewed here. Basinger examines a screen sub-genre In full, giving attention to World War One Films as a veritable foundation for the basis of her study, while commenting on Korea and View Nam interpretations to culminate her thoughts on World War TWo. It is these Wms that are most dismissed among all examples popular American moUon picutes, 1n that they are too often propogandafilled and dated. Basinger looks carefully at these works (her essay on the 1948 John Wayne feature "Sande of Iwo Jona" ts most interesting), understanding the underlying substance that addS the meaning and depth to the often otherwise superficial narratives. These films were far different during the war than afterward, and have ta.ken on a whole new meaning In the aftermath of Korea and Viet• nam. Basinger approaches these points In her analysis. Strongly recommended for all Hbrarles. HOLLYWOOD FROM VIETNAM TO REAGAN by Robin Wood Wood puts an lndellble stamp on all of hls film essays, so th1 book ls no dlf. ferent. A nice culmination to the three afore mentioned books, this bold look at changing trends and ldea.s in the past twenty or so years of Amert. can cinema gives extensive coverage to horror films, while also looking at the treatment of Women, the buddy pictures, and lmpor. tant works by Martin Scor. cese and Mlcael Cimino. The radical political View. point Wood has likes to weave its way into the writings, making them seem all the more personal and interest. ing. It gives us a di!fer nt, more liberal understanding of many trends Within the American screen system that would often be shlelded had the author not carefully pointed them out. Lorentz critical essays Cineaste interviews by Jim NelbBW' Entertainment Editor .Jane Fonda, the Interviews contained in th1s fascinating compllation not only glve the reader a diverse look at several aspects of film, but alsO give an excellent ldea ot the depth contained within the pages of Cineaste. by Jlm Nelbaur Entertainment Editor ''Lorentz on Film" (University of Oklahoma Pree•> collects some of the most important critical essays from longt1rne movl critic Pare Lorentz. Focusing on the years from 1927 until Lorentz's retirement in 1941, this compllatlon allows us to see period reviews of some of the most honored screen classics. What l8 most fascinating about this book, ls that often the reviews at the time of the film' lnltial release belle its lasung value. Good examples are Lorentz's reviews of Laurel and Hardy and The Man( Brothers; two comedy teams that have withstood the tellt of t:lme, but whom Lorentz merely found quaint back then. That Lorentz became a fine filmmaker 1n h1a own right Open7days 8.57-7333 1-M at 60th St.,. Kenosha (1 mile north of the F dory Outlet Centre) (' 'The Plow That Broke The Pla1ns") makes his crttlclsms all the more valld. But reviews aren't all this book has to otter. We also get articles on film arts and commercialism that are as topical now as they were some fifty years ago when first written. "Lorentz on Film" 18 an en• grossing look at criticism from an era when film genuinely mattered, even from a commerc1al aspect. Shorts lrompage 13 statement as Stanley Kramer's thoughtful "Bless The Beasts and the Children" (1972), in which juvenil s were compared to beasts being slaughtered as their splrit ls continually broken by parental oppression. However B.W.L. Norton's direction paces the film so that the comedy 1s pretty much at the forefront, causing the whole thing to look llke ''Doris Day and Rock Hudson meet Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme." Clneaste has alwaya been a very politically oriented film magazine, as attested to by this compilation of interviews from that periodical. Editors Dan Georgakas and Lenny Rubenstein have compiled some of the most interesting conversations for ''The Cineaste Interviews" (Lake View Preas), From Village Voice critic Andrew Sarris to German fllmmaker Rainer Werner Fassbinder to actress ls the antithesis of the apple pie wholesomeness she had projected in her other films, and this difference ls impressive on more than a visceral level. It ls her character that has the most potential to make some sort of statement through the narrative's un• derlylng intentions. Unfortunately, this aspect ls not explored well enough to ca.use "Three For The Road" to rlse above the commonplace. THE ARISTOCATS But Greene turns in a fine This 1970 Disney animation per!ormwice (outclassing Ls hampered by the fact that "Goontes" and "Lucas"}. She lt was not made under Walt' ***************************~i* ! e · POOL CENTER: :1gs 5102 Green Bay Rd., Kenosha • * THE SWIMMING POOL : *. PROFESSIONALS • : · IN-GROUND • ABOVE GROUND * * *•SALES • CHEMICALS * : • INSTALLATION • ACCESSORIES * ~ • SERVICE • EQUIPMENT : * PHONE: KENOSHA 654-3341 RACINE 632-5223 ! ****************************** .... . ,. , .. .. .... ....... ,, .. The filmmakers discuss their work with the perception only they them elves can have. The performers comm nt on what they find film should be from both commercial and artistic perspectives. supervison (he died in 1966}, but sWl manages to exhlblt some of the Disney magic. All of the most desirable aspects of Disney cartoon features ( amusing vtlllans, 88.vvy heroes, slapstick, colorful lmages) are present, without a lot of preachiness. But then there isn't a great deal of true substance to please more discernlng adult lovers of animated features. Yet 1t should be successful tn k eping most mall children amused for an hour-and-a• half. Perhaps this ts best rec• ommended as a good fUm to take the kids to see. since the young ler wlll be out of school for spring break soon, "The Aristocats" might be a good way to keep them amused for a short time. SURPLUS GOODS Stereos. TVs. Refrigerators, Stoves. Furniture. and Much Morel Get the Surplus Price SUPER SURPLUS OUTLET 5535 22 d AVE. OPEN 7 days a week • RANGER •• 11" iS Thursday, April 2d, 1987 15 Athlete profile Wrestler tries racewalking by Michael J. Rohl It is rare today for college athletes to participate in two different sports. The length of the season and caliber of skills required to compete at the collegiate level are so great they usually require the specialization. That is the case for most athletes, but Ken Arend is not like most athletes. The twenty four year old senior sociology major transferred from Illinois University to Parkside two years ago. Since then he has qualified for three National wrestling tournaments, and now he has qualified for his fourth national meet - in track and field. "An interest" got Arend started in racewalking. "I saw the Parkside guys do it and I decided to try it just for fun" said Arend. "I have a knack for trying new things,'' continued Arend, "and seeing if I can Ken Arend win something out of it." Trying different things is nothing new to Arend. He was a triple sport athlete in high school where he was an allconference, all-area offensive guard and he placed at the Illinois state wrestling meet. He also played hockey, which was his first sport. "Hockey used to be my main sport," said Arend "but that got too expensive so I made the transition to wrestling. Wrestling is my main sport now, but I decided to try it (racewalking)." The transition seemed natural to Arend. "The big difference is you're using different muscles," said Arend. "I'd also characterize wrestling and racewalking as individual sports." Arend also recognizes another similarity. "In wrestling you have to be flexible; in racewalking its the same. That's the similarity." Of course, many people would want to know which is more difficult, and Arend has an answer. "Most people think wrestling would be harder, but racewalking is very competitive. I wouldn't say walking was a piece of cake." Baseball Rangers sweep Concordia Services Offered ACCURATE, FAST professional typing. Any size job. Call Pat, 662-7261. Help Wanted 8TUDENT INTERNSHIP. Further your career opportunities by interning in the office of Student Enrollment Services this fall. Open to all majors. For more information, call or stop in WLLC D-196, 562-2355. EARN UP to $8000 next school year managing on-campus marketing program for national companies. Flexible part-time hours. Must be junior, senior or grad student. Ask for Gene or Dee at 1-800-592-2121. 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Thermo Trim "Body Wrap The most advanced European weight loss and cellulite reduction treatment \Tan Before I You \Travel Student Special 10 sessions s4000 • SCA Wolff Systems • Solana Systems • Solana Torso Systems Parkside i.D. Required With Coupon Only 633-3022 304 6th St. . Downtown Racine I ^RjerTTK^rirT^enter For pour ultimate tan - we have the ultimate in tanning beds. 304 6th St., Downtown Racine • 633-3022 by Randy LeCount The men's baseball team raised its record to 7-5 with two victories at Concordia College on Monday (Apr. 27) by 12-4 and 9-5 scores. The Rangers began paving the road to their present record with a 7-5 win a game ended by rain after five innings against Carroll College back on Tuesday, April 21. The Rangers then proceeded to defeat Concordia at home on April 25 (Sat.) with 2-1 and 7-4 victories. These games were highlighted by successive shutouts pitched by Steve Leonhart and Joel Bumgarner. In Monday's 12-4 and 9-5 wins at Concordia, shutouts were once again pitched by Robb Peiffer and Doug Londo. As the recent wins have shown, the Rangers have been getting good pitching as well as good hitting. Catcher/outfielder Craig Kealty leads the team in batting with a .444 average. He also leads in RBIs with 10 and hits with 12. First baseman Randy Spiegelhoff is not fir behind with a .423 average, 4 RBIs, and 11 hits. Center fielder Armond Bonofiglio also sports a .344 average, as well as 11 hits and 3 RBIs. The Rangers next game was on Wednesday, April 29 against Northwestern Illinois. Results will be available in next week's Ranger. Men's track improving Track from page 16 Rangers were Damkot, John Hunt and Mike Nelson in the 5000 meters. Damkot placed third in 15:22.7, however, Rosa feels that he is "much better than his time shows." Hunt was 6th with his 15:37.9, and once again Mike Nelson raced to a personal best by 28 seconds with a time of 15: 49.5. He finished eighth. With the constant progress his team has been showing. Coach Rosa is already looking forward to the future. "I'm really happy with Brown and Nelson. For freshmen, they are running good times. Next year, we'll put together a good two-mile relay team." RANGER Thursday, Aprtl 29, 1987 15 Baseball Athlete P.,rofile Wrestler tries racewalking . Rangers sweep Concordia by Mlebael I, Rohl It Is rare today for college athletes to participate In two dllferent sports. The length ot the season and caliber of skills required to compete at the colleglate level are so great they usually require the specla.llzation. He also played hockey. which was his first sport. "Hockey used to be my main sport," ll&id Arend "but that got too expensive so I made the transitlon to wresUing. Wrestl1ng ls my main sport now, but I decided to try it (racewalldng)." The transition seemed natural to Arend. "The blg difference ls you're using dillerent muscles," said Arend. "I'd also characterize wresUing and racewalklng as individual sports." That ls the case for most athletes, but Ken Arend ls not llke most athletes. The twenty four year old senior sociology ma.Jor transferred from Illinois University to Parkside two years ago. Since then he has quallfied for three National wrestling tournaments, and now he has quallfied for his fourth nation- '--....,........,':"':'" ______ ..._.....,;w al meet • in track and field. Ken Arend Arend also recognizes another almllarlty. "In wresWng you have to be flexible; in racewalking its the same. That's the simllar1ty." "An interest" got Arend started in racewalking. "I saw the Parkside guys do it and I decided to try tt just for fun" said Arend. "I have a knack for trying new things," continued Arend, "and seeing if I can win something out of it." Trying different things ts nothlng new to Arend. He wu a triple sport athlete in htgh school where he was an allcon! erence, all-area offensive guard and he placed at the n. llnols state wrestling meet. Of course, many people would want to know which ts more difficult, and Arend has an answer. "Most people think wrestling would be harder, but racewalklng la very competitive. I wouldn't say walking waa a piece of cake." ~classified Ads~ Services Offered AOCURATE, FAST proteulonal typ~. Any aiu Job . can Pat, 062·7=1. Help Wanted TUDE INTERN HIP. Further your career opportwuUes by lntemtna ln the office of Student Enrollmen1 Servic • th18 tall. Open to all majors . For more lnfonnatJon. call or atop 1n D·1&6, 662·23&11. R. J> to S8000 next IIChool year managing on, campua mark ting prorram C r naUonal compa.ni . Flwbl pa.rt.ume hours. u.st be Junior. eenlOr or grad ■ tudent. Aak for Gene or Dee al 1-800-692•212:1 . For Sale Q 'E • IZE waterbed. 9 mont.ha old. S12ts . 1161-96211 . TEREO ABINET with dural glaall doors. 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Tio mo IC:hool 1 Congn,.tulationa! m , T ~• P1 Just reme-mber wh n you ■ta.re out at ~ moon It's the aame on that Mike on hl.!J ton Jy night.II lhwlthout you. but I'm not lRltt about &2muth and n!Utud rs. B . Tl.ooEJUU. VO . ·oER men hav btgg r Is. AOWGT. ROBB: NOW are you old and matureT Happy Birthday! MJKE SLIWA, love thole legal 'lbe Female Society. LET THI) sunahine. let the IWl&h.lne let th peace flow. To my broth rs, In peace, Dave. PEACE TO all the brothent-PN,Ce brother 0.. peace broth(!r Jlm. ~ brot.Mr Randy, peace brother Hung. from brother Dave. B.ROTBERS: IOIN - now 1n a ■uent moment of ~ reflectlon ... ... ............ .... Amen. I feel sweettully peaceful, peac brothera, T.>ave. TU YOU& but ahot■ now, you Idiot■ ! There•• only one week left. .. CHERRY B. the offer ■till 1umd■ • Sucldng on your?! Crank. C.I., no 11nAffU1« You now SNAFU. Bean r . "IF I had a penil, I'd sWI be a prt but I ' d maJr mo mon y and con'. querthe world ! ' ' lllEAmEAD. MOANIN Winona await■ you. You ahould prevail -on top! Bean. TENNESSEE 18 not a state. You are an lmpreaslon. ltlephanl. EDITOR DAILY: Oua Pow:JI· GREAT Job. nice voice. too! Devotee K. ALL BIGHT, Dave. I won't aay any thin~ naaty about your having 2 Oan· ceu. TO THE guy who u■ed lo have a mul, U·COIO~ carpet: you' re ao JQ'I I RUDY: I lov you. Rainbow. DO 'T YOO have anything tter to do? Try taking a reading courae here. Snort.I. OF OOVR81l I don't. That'■ hy It's 10 much tun annoying you with theae ads ' duh' The masked kindergarten crayon kWer! A.ND . R kl , only one more lUue ot the Ranger S. left to be cnide. offen■lve and augge■Uve Let's do It' . We-veMoved We-re Bigger and Better Than Ever 7dnlght Sun Tanning Salon Now Offering: Exclusive to the Radne/ Kenosha area ... 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In Monday's 12., and 9-5 wins at Concordia, shutouts were once again pitched by Robb Peuter and Doug • Londo. A8 the recent wins have shown, the Rangers have been getting good pitching as well aa good hitting. Catcher/outfielder Craig Kealty leadS the team In batting with a .«4 verage. H also leads In RBIs with 10 and hits with 12. First baseman Randy SplegelhoU la not ...r behind with a .t28 verag • 4, RBIs, and 11 hits. nter fielder Armond BonofigUo also sports a .s« averag . well aa 11 hlts and S RBIs. The Rang ra next gam was on Wednesday, Aprll 29 against Northwestern Illinois. Results will be available ln next week's Ranger. Men's track improving- Track ttom page 16 Rangers were Damkot, John Hunt and Mike Nelson in the ~ meters. Damkot placed third in 15: 22 . 7. however, Rosa feels that he la "much better than hl8 tlme shows." Hunt was 6th with hl8 115:87.9, and once again Mike Nelson raced to a personal best by 28 seconds with a time of lG: •9.15. He f1n1 bed eighth. With the constant progre hl8 team has been showing, Coach Rosa la already lookIng forward to the future. "I'm really happy with Brown and Nelson. For fresh• men, they are running good time■. Next year, we'll put together a good two-mile relay team." • Women s, men's track teams showing progress Marter sisters lead squad by Michael J. Rohl In track and field, unlike other sports, the relative improvement an athlete makes can be accurately measured. The competition may change, the course may change, but on a track a mile is a mile any where you go. Because of this ability to accurately gauge performance pr's or personal bests are very important to the athletes. If nothing else, the Parkside women's track team is good at getting pr's. This past weekend the women traveled to Elmhurst, Illinois to run on one of the fastest tracks in the midwest. There were some very noteworthy performances. Nancy and Michelle Marter both came away with victories in the 800 and 1500 and ran their personal bests. Sarah Hiett ran second to the Marter sisters in both the 800 and 1500. Hiett too, ran her best time in the 1500. In the 5000, Colleen Wismer, Patty Tweork and Stacy Kisting placed third, fourth, and fifth. The Parkside relays also placed very well. The 4x100 and Sprint Medelay relay teams of Jacuquline Cotton, Veronica Chamlee, Rebbeca Scott and Yolanda Finely placed second and first respectively. In all, ten women have now qualified for the NAIA National Championship to be held in Arkedephia, Arkansas May 20-23. Complete Parkside Results: 100 - Jacquline Cotton 3rd, 12.1; Rebbeca Scott 4th, 12.2. 800 - Nancy Narter 1st, 2:14.7 pr; Sarah Hiett 2nd, 2:15.6; Anne Rietter 1st (unseeded) 2:29.7. 1500 - Michelle Marter 1st, 4: 28.5 sr; Sarah Hiett 2nd, 4: 32.0 pr; Jill Fobair 3rd, 4:40.3 pr; Laura Kauffman 4:49.6 pr; Jackie Melotick 4:55.5 pr; Kristan Alioto 5:00.6 pr. 5000 - Colleen Wismer 3rd, 19:00.0; Patty Tweork 4th, 19: 26; Stacy Kisring 5th, 19.38. 10,000 walk - Carol Romano 1st, 53:50; Val Smith 2nd 54: 07; Julie Wunrow 3rd, 55:03. 4x100 - Cotton, Chamlee, Scott and Finely 2nd, 49.4. Sprint Medally Sames as above 1st time not available. Rosa "happy" with team by Sarah Hiett It was a perfect day for running, and it showed in the results of the men's track team as they competed in Illinois at the Elmhurst Relays. The sun was warm, but didn't begin to slow the men down as the walkers began the day of competition for the Rangers. Once again, Parkside dominated the track. Mike Stauch, the team's premier walker, finished first in the 10,000 m. race in 42:11. Doug Fournier walked to a strong second place with a 44:22. Mike Rohl, in training for the 50 kilometer (a race covering over 31 miles) finished third in 48:26. In a solid effort, Ken Arend, walked 53: 55, getting a personal best by over three minutes and finish ing fourth in the process. The next place winner for the Rangers was Dan Vogt. His time of 15:8 in the 110m. high hurdles earned him a sixth place. As a relay meet, Elmhurst offered competitors the chance to race in some different events. In the distance medley, runners are required to run a half, quarter, three quarters and finally a mile. Parkside's team of Derek Brown, Dan Vogt, Robb White, and Randy Damkot proved equal to the challenge as they came from behind to place second in 10:28.04. Coach Lucian Rosa was "very happy with their performance." Finishing up the day for the _ . Ti rraacckx see ppai ge 15 Lady Ranger softball team's troubles continue bbyy RRoobbbb LLuueehhrr hall tanm'a wnac onnt<n,in^ *< Sports Editor The Parkside women's soft ball team's woes continued this past week as they lost seven straight games, five of the the an photo by Leo Boss ttrtsttsuszsrtss rr lost 6-5, SOFTBALL Sat., May 2 - Home vs. Alumni, 10:30 p.m. Sun., May 3 - Home vs. St. Francis, noon Mon., May 4 - At St. Xavier, 3:30 p.m. Tue., May 5 - Home vs. UW-Whitewater, 4 p.m. All dates are doubleheaders TENNIS Today - At Concordia College,-3 p.m. Fri., May 1 -Home vs. UW-Whitewater, 3pm BASEBALL Fri. and Sat., May 1-2 - Wisconsin Independent College Association playoffs , _ WOMEN'S TRACK Sat., May 2 - At the Illinois State U. Redbird Invitational Normal, 111., 10 a.m. * them by just one run, to drop their record to 25-17. Tuesday, April 21, the Rangers hosted DePaul University, a team they've had trouble with all year long. Once again, the Lady Blue Demons took the double-header, this time by scores of 6-5 and 1-0. This past weekend, Rangers participated in I.U.P.U.I. tournament, event the team has done well in in recent years, but it wasn't to be this time. Parkside lost all five games of the tournament, three of them heartbreaking one-run defeats. In the first game Friday, the Rangers took a six-run lead in the second inning, but a breakdown of pitching in the middle innings by Parkside led to eight St. Xavier runs to send the Rangers to an 8-6 defeat. In the second game, against Spring Arbor (Mich.), all the scoring was done by both teams in the first inning. Parkside, playing as the visitors, opened the game with one run. Then Spring Arbor tallied two in the bottom of the inning. Pitching then took over. The Rangers actually outhit their opponent 12-2, but couldn't put anything together to score. The final was 2-1 tn favor of Spring Arbor. The next morning, Butler of Indiana was the Rangers' foe and once again, the result was a 2-1 loss. They had a chance to win the game in the seventh when Parkside loaded the bases with two out, but a line shot by Karen Livesey was speared on a pure reaction play by the third baseman for the game-ending out. The fourth game of the tournament, against the host I.U.P.U.I. team, was a disaster for the Rangers as they lost 13-3 in six innings due to the 10-run rule. According to coach Linda Draft, she couldn't remember the last time one of her teams lost a game due to the rule. In the last game of the tournament, Parkside took on Valparaiso University and played well, but lost 1-0. Draft was disappointed by the results of the week, but remained optimistic. "We were in almost every ball game, but we had some pitching problems," Draft said. "We're playing well." 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This past weekend the women traveled to Elmhurst, lllinois to run on one of the fastest tracks 1n the mldwest. There were some very noteworthy performances. Nancy and Michelle Marter both came away with victories 1n the 800 and ll500 and ran their personal bests. Sarah Hiett ran second to the Marter lsters in both the 800 and 1500. Hiett too, ran her best time 1n the ll500. In the 5000, Colleen Wismer, Patty Tweork a.nd Stacy Klstlng placed third, fourth, and fifth. The Parkside relay also placed very well. The 4xl00 and Sprint Medelay relay teams of Jacuqullne Cotton, Veronica Chamlee, Rebbeca Scott and Yolanda Flnely placed second and first respectively. In all, ten women have now qualified for the NAIA National Champlonshlp to be held in Arkedephia, Arkansas May 20-23. Complete Parkside Results: 100 - Jacquline Cotton 3rd, 12.1; Rebbeca Scott 4th, 12.2. 800 - Nancy Narter 1st, 2:14.7 pr; Sarah Hiett 2nd, 2:115.6; Anne Rletter 1st (unseeded) 2:29.7. ll500 - Michelle Marter lat, 4: 28.IS sr; Sarah Hiett 2nd, 4: 32.0 pr: Jlli Foba!r Srd, 4:40.S pr; Laura Kauffman 4:49.6 pr; Jackie Melotlck 4:51S.IS pr: KrlStan AUoto IS:00.6 pr. l5000 - Colleen Wismer Srd, 19:00.0; Patty Tweork 4th, 19: 26; Stacy Klsrlng 5th, 19.38. 10,000 walk - Carol Romano 1st, 153:l50; Val Smith 2nd M; 07; Julie Wunrow 3rd, 51S:03. 4.xlOO • Cotton, Chamlee, Scott and Finely 2nd, 49.4. Sprint Medally sames as above 1st tlme not available. Rosa ''happy'' with team b · rah Hiett It was a perfect day for running, and lt showed in the r suit of the men's track team as they comp ted in Ill1• nols at the Elmhur t Relays. The sun was warm, but dldn 't begln to slow the men down the walker began the day of competition for the Rangers. Once again. Parkside dominated the track. Mike Stauch, the team's pre mier walker, flnlshed flrst in the 10,000 m. race in 42:11. Doug FournJer walked to strong second place with a «:22. Mike Rohl, in training for the l50 kilometer (a race covering over 31 mil s) finished third in 48: 26. In a solid effort. Ken Arend, walked 153: M, getting personal b t by over three minutes and flnlshing fourth ln the process. The next pface winner for the Rangers was Dan 'ogt. Hi Ume of llS:8 in th 11 m. hi h hurdle earned him o. sixth place. A a r lay meet, Elmhur t offered comp tito th chance to race in some differ- 1 ent even . In the distance medley, runne ar requlr d to run a half, quarter, thr e quarter and finally a mu . arkslde's team of Derek Brown, Dan Vogt, Robb Wlute, and Randy Damkot proved equal to the cha.ll nge as th y cam from b hlnd to plac second ln 10:28.04. Coach Lucian Rosa was " ery happy with th tr performance." flnl h1n up the day for the Track see page 15 Lady Ranger softball team's troubles continue by Robb Loehr Sports Editor The Parkside women's soft. ball team's woes continued this past week as they lost seven straight games, ,five of phofobyLaoBote Parltskle'• Julie Gaestel alleles home safely In the first gam o. if • doUblehead r against DePaul on Aprtl 21. Unfortar nately, the run wasn't enough u the Lady ~gera loat 6-5 then fell 1-0 In the second game. • Sports Schedule SOFTBALL Sat., May 2. Home vs. Alumni, 10:so p.m. Sun., Mays. Home vs. St. Francis. noon Mon., May t • At st. 'Xavier, 3:30 p.m. Tue., May rs - Home vs. UW-Whltewater, 4 p.m. All dates are doubleheaders TENNIS Today - At Ooncordla Ooll ge;S p.m. Fri., May 1 -Home vs. UW-Whltewater, S p.m. BASEBALL Fri. and Sat., May 1-2 • Wisconsin Independent College ~ssociation playoffs , WOMEN'S TRACK Sat., May 2 - At the Winois State U. Redbird Invitational, Normal, Ill., 10 a.m. them by just one run, to drop their record to 25-17. Tuesday, April 21, the Rangers hosted DePaul University, a team they've had trouble with all year long. Once again, the Lady Blue Demons took the double-header, this time by scores of 6-IS and 1-0. Th.ls past weekend, the Rangers participated 1n the I.U.P.U.I. tournament, an event the team has done well 1n in recent years, but it wasn't to be this time. Parkside lost all five games of the tournament. three of them heartbreaking one-run defeats. In the first game Friday, the Rangers took a six-run lead in the second ilmfng, but a breakdown of pitching 1n the middle tnnings by Park• slde led to eight St. xavler runs to send the Rangers to an s.e defeat. In the second game, against Spring ArbOr (Mich.), all the scoring was one by both teams in the first lnning. Parkside, playing as the visitors, opened the game wlth one nm. Then Spring ArbOr tallled two in the bottom of the ilmfng. Pitching then took over. The Rangers actually outhit their opponent 12-2, but couldn't put anything together to score. The final was 2-1 In favor of Spring Arbor. The next morning, BuUer of Indiana was the Rangers' foe and once again, the re ult was ·a 2-1 loss. They had a chance to win the game in the seventh when Parkside loaded the bases with two out, but a Une shot by Karen Livesey was speared on a pure reaction play by the third bas - man for the game-ending out. The fourth game of th tournament, against the host I.U.P.U.I. team, was a disaster for the Rangers as they lost 13-3 in slx lnnlngs due to the 10-run rule. According to coach Linda Draft, she couldn't remember the last time one of her te ms lost a g me due to the rule. In the last ame of the tournament, Park lde took on Valpara.tso University Md plf\Y d well, but lost 1-0. Draft w disappoint d by th results of the we k, but r maJn d opllml tic. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Major status delayed: Senate tables vote on SOC constitution Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document APrll 23, 1 987 - Unive rsity ot Wis consin- P a rkside Vol. 1 5, N o . 28 Good Day Sunshine Joel Bumgarner (I) and Mike Gonflantlnl soak up sun Instead of knowledge In their resi-dence hall front yard. Major status delay_ed Senate tables vote on SOC constitution by Jenny OUT Ne~ Editor After fh•e drafts of the Student Organizations Council (SOC) constltututon had been prepared and distributed, SOC chair Don Harmeyer WU very disappointed that the Senate did not approved the constitution or SOC's bid for major status. "! wanted the vote this week because Wednesday is our last SOC meeting for the year, and 1t will be hard to get th18 information back lo these people If the decision ls made next week," said Harmeyer. The Senate was unable to decide whether a simple majority or a two-thirds major!, ty was necessary to pass the motion made by Jan Kratochvil and seconded by Jim Lawell. The consensus ~"U that It would take a tv.-o-thlrds majority, although it Is not Bpe• clally menUoned ln the constitution. Because the Senate presently has 18 membera, a 9-aye vote i.1,ould have been necessary. There were exactly 9 Senntors present at the meeting. The Senate voted to go lnto a ton to diacuss th matter nnd, while in closed 1SC5Slon, • d ctded to tabl lt Senator Kelly Robtnaon ad• mitted that she could not vote ln favor of the bid and oonsU• tuUon becau she had not had the opportunity to read the flnal draft of the constitu• Uon. " I will not pass something that I hnve not read," Robln• aon declnred. "lf you want to underlln the Chang that have bec.n mad 1n lhla drnft, fine, but that's not what's In here. and I do not have Um to sit here and read this now." "I Just feel that SOC llhou• ld.n't uffer becaus of any of the Senators • lrresponalbUlty 1n not checking lhe1r mall soc ... ,,.,,.10 f.ettit ''irritated' ' Bureaucratic snafus delay gift's acceptance by Jenny Carr News Editor I' "It really irritates me that ve had to go through au of this. After I got the donation, that should have been the end : It. 1 should have just given to them and said 'Here's a t~tl~n for you; it's $2.5 mil• .. · It 8 yours; deal with it.• la But that's not the way it au~. seems I've got to do it Ins ve got to get the system ftn~ed for free; I've got to down a way to transport it on and I have to find somean: ~ service 1t at a low cost get th Is difficult for me to ~ at kind of information l't~use I am not officially a Pur sehntlng the univerlsty in Thee astng capacity." In the ~2·5 million donation is Corn orm of an IBM 3033N the Puter and it comes from ~ Wisconsin Physicians th~ce (WPS) courtesy of dent egorts of Parkside Stu( PSGA~v~rnment Association Ut·s eff resident Alex Pet' PPlied orts. Pettit is a senior !'lana computer science, terns ~~ent information sys- The accounting major. Provldedonated system would an opportunity to team some of the more recent computer languages that students are not a ble to leam on the present system. It would also speed up the processing of the information that is run through the current system. , 'The current system we use doesn't have the fire power to change to an MVS (an operating system). It would be questionable if we could do it on a MOD 12· U so it would be a lot of work. They would more than likely do it on a 4381 system but that is three years down the line We're going to graduate a I~t of students before the~ without that experience. Pettit reported. • The university is planning to purchase a new system soon and the one they pl~ to b IBM 4381 will only bring uy, ' to date the system as far up t as the donated equipmen would, according to Pettit. d "Currently the turn aro~ time on a job thrOugh roxi~ computer center is app hich mately 20 minutes, w means only three runs~! hour. This is j,ust ~ing a consuming, Ifthl m ls a prob· program and ere lem with lt, lt takes over an hour to run it throUgh three times. "The behavioral science people have two programs that they run and when they run them, the whole system just freezes up because It 1s not sophisticated enough to handle the load. The same thing happens when the university does registration or grade processing." Pettit also suggest that the university sell the excess Central Processing Unit (CPU) time. "Other universities sell the excess time to local businesses and we could do the same thing here and offset some of the cost of operation because this machine has the power to allow us to do that. we have not been able to do that in the past because the system we have now b~rely keeps up \I.1th our needS. The new system that the university is considering purchasing would cost approx!• mately $475,000, Apparently, this purchase is two years away and they plan to buy an upgrade to the current system which wU1 only meet their needs for two years and then make the major expenditure of the $475,000. Spread out over a ten year period, the expense would be a lltUe more than $50.000 per year and, according to PetUt. the university would be housing a unit that would become obsolete before It Is patd for. The cost of bringtng ln the donated system would be qulte high and the maintenance of it would run approxJrr. ately $50,000 per year. "The beauty of taking advantage of the donnUon Is that the university would not be tied to the system for any length of time. Al any time, the universJty could cancel Inside ... the service contract and throw away the machine," Pettit explained. ''With the purchase of a system, there b no choice-th payments must be made unW the unit 1B paid for and ten years 18 Ufctlme to a computer." Pettit would llke to ck ·ns• alstance from the buBln community ln the wny of contrtbutlons to pn.y for the ln• tallnUon of WPS' donation. PctUt became Interested tn s eking an updated system becnu or his major and what he feels has be n the problem with the US department. Assassins on campus ....................... page 3 James Moody to speak ..................•.. page 5 Powerful film on Holocaust •••••••••••••.• page 7 Pat Mccurdy comes to Mllwaukee ...... page 9 Marter sets new record ................... page 12 ,. . " . •• of· ... RANGER" perspectlves-.Th~ursdaY~'APri~123'1~987~~~==~. 1'<1 meet a man whowasn't there. our view Senate sloppy in dealing with SOC It Is Indeed disappointing, for both the Student Organlzations Council and the students of this university. that SOC's bid for major status has been sidetracked not due to controversy, but due to incompetence. That the PSGA senate was forced to delay a vote on the raUfication of SOC's new constitution for a week indicates slipshod operating procedures on the 'part of the senators who have been elected to serve the student body. How can the senate justify postponing a declston as tmportant as lhls simply because some of Its members didn't have the professional Integrtty to read the document in question or to show up for the meeting? The consUtutlon they were to have voted on last Monday was in Its t1fth draft; It had been circulated, In subtly different forms, for most of this semester, and the final document had been slipped Into ali senators' maliboxes well In advance of the meeting. From this, reasonable people can draw only one concluslon; the PSGA senate has falied In Its responsibility to the students of Parkside, and S<>e; which has fought long and hard for the deserved recognition that Is major status, has been unnecessarily victimized. Ironically enough, this latest occurrence Is perhaps the best proof that the time has come for an organization like SOC to escape the authority of an organization like the PS9A senate. Iyour views I Wilson right to .question Stranger --------...;--------------" To the Editor: tlon; one must look at it in laughed at, unfortunately .Masturbat-.on piece I praise Christopher WII· the context within which It causes real pain for many son's protest of the appeared. The "Ranger" has women. "stranger" cover featuring power that Is· different from A sense of humor Is embarrasses student Chancellor Kaplan as the the power one has as an Indl- healthy, but not at the ex- twin sister of Frank Sinatra vidual because the "Ranger," pense of others; especlally and whole-heartedly agree unlike any given individual, is when the joke is made by an with him. Joaxonu's letter to a recognized and institution. institution that has been Ie· the editor last week accused allzed system that Is. legttt- gltimated by power. Wilson of having a "rare mated by both Parkslde and As a member of the Ranger magical power to see things the targer newspapers around staff. I know that the RanW that don't exist." Joaxonu, the country which it tries to was hot out to humUiale unfortunately, missed WIl· emulate. women when we printed !he son's point. Tile sole focus of the front photo of Kaplan and Sinatr1l As a woman, as a feminist, page photo and caption was together. However, -all of us and as one who has taken on physical appearance. All are sexist and must learn to women's studies courses, I women are aware of society's .understand our sexism so we know what Wilson has written standard of beauty, few can can annihilate It. to be true. All women have a live up to It. To focus on The point, Joaxonu, Is not notion of a standard of beauty physical appearance then, In who can degrade women best Imposed on them by lhls cul- the context of the "Stranger" (they shouldn't be degraded ture and its supporting insti- Is to remind people of so~l. tutlons. et'y s rIdlculous standard of at ali), but who his stropnieg One cannot look at the Ka. beauty and then to laugh at ternyough dto listen w en peo ptan/Slnatra photo In Isola- It. However, what many of us . to e uca~berlle Kranich Students should act rather than react Student apathy Is a prob- are few and far between. While I doubt that this letlem that pervades Parkslde It makes me wonder then tar will actually reach any of ~: ::'~jer ~puses. Most of amidst all of this non.partiCI: these students my Suggestion zation ~;reanw~or °fganl• patton, why. some students· to them would' be..lf yOUwan: new members u WI;,e ~me feel that their only duty Is to so badly to be he~rd, sh:. ar b t th pen write fullle letters to the edt- your mouths and ge Involve rna, U e new members tor. Laura NlclkOwoJd To the editor: I believe that the Ranger has hit bottom when it finds It necessary to write an article on masturbation. Is nothing off-limits any. more today? Granted that I am more consertative than other students, but lhls Is tak· Ing freedom of the press to the extreme. I only hope that I am not alone In my opinion In lhls malter. (If I am, I fear for the the survivlal of our society). I urge ali the UW·Parkslde studenls who have been orfended by this article to write and make their opinions known. Some things just should be left In the privacy of the home and not splattered over the media. I am disgusted by lhls article and believe that the entire staff of the Ranger should be ashamed. Being a student of Parkside, I am embarrassed for the campus and for myself. Brian Hogan Prof says misquoted To_Editor: In his article on the honors Psych 101 section that I will be teaching. Doug McEvoy attributed remarks to me that I never made. The content of the quotations In the article was essenllally !be same as the content of things I said. However, the grammatical errors were original with Mr. McEvoy. Erika Hoff·Glnsberg Assistant Professor of Psy!'bOlogy (your views RANGER EDITORIAL STAFF Gsry L SChneeberger Edttor Jenny can News Editor Kelly McKissicfc .Assl. News EditOr Kimbe<tie Kranic:b Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Tyoon Wilda AssI. E!*rtainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor _ J. Rohl .AssI. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter Copy Editor DaIle McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bomhuetter Photo Editor Lao Booe .Asot. Pholo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan Business Manager Oon Harmeyer •...... .Assl. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Business Staff Assistant Dave Roback Actvertising Manager Steven Picazo Distributlon Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Dolt. Mary DeFaziO, Terri DeRosier, Michelle eirich, Christina lojeski, Randy leCount, RicK lushr, Doug McEvoy, Julie Pencleton. MtcheUe Petersen, Ted Price. Maria Aintz, Adrian serrano. Andy Tschllmpef, Jennie Tlinkieicz, Karen W8gerhauer. Ranger is written and edit~d by, students of UW-Pa~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial=- cy and content. It IS published every Thursday dunng the academic year except over breaks and days. . letters to the e~itor will,be accepted oaly if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words ~r less,,~ letters must be Signed, With a telephone number Included for verification purposes. NamesWlIIbewi1I1 held upon request. faRmaantgoeryr..reserves the right to edit letters and.refuse those which are farse and/or de- ~~Jfo~r ail:len.ers. and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW~Parkside. Box 2000. Kit' nOS)h.WI 53141. Telephone 4141553-2287 (Editorial) or 4141553.2295 (Advertis. mo· perspectives 2 - our view Senate sloppy in dealing with SOC It ls Indeed disappointing, for both the Student Organizations Council and the students of this university, that SOC'a bid for major status has been sidetracked not due to controversy, but due to incompetence. That the PSGA senate was forced to delay a vote on the ratification of SOC's new constitution for a week indicates sllpshod operating procedures on the part of the senators who have been elected to serve the student body. How can the senate justify postponing a decision as Important as this simply because some of its members didn't have the professional integrity to read the document 1n question or to show up for the meeting? The constitution they were to have voted on last Monday was in its fifth draft; lt had been circulated, in subUy different forms, for most of this semester, and the final document had been slipped into all senators' mailboxes well in adance of the meeting. From this, reasonab e people can draw only one conclusion: the PSGA senate bas failed 1n its responsibility to the students of Par aide, and SOC, which has fought long and hard for the deserved recognltion that is major statua, bas been wmecessarlly victimized. Ironically enough. this latest occurrence is perhaps the Thursday, April 23, 1987 RANGeJt .. I'd meet a man who wasn't there. best proof that the time has come for an organization like I ~':.':.i':.oc_s _a __ A _ to _s_e-:,en_s_a_c_t-:,i_. ___th':,_e_-:a_u':.th':.':.o':.r_l_ty-:,-:,-o_-f:_an':.':.':.o':.r_g _an1za _____:_ti-:_o-:_n-:,-lik ___e ___ th __e:,~ L.:y:._o_u_r __ v_i_a __ w __ s _______________________ --: ____ ,. ..... I y_ou_r_v_ie_w_s ___ .___.l Wilson right to question Stranger To tbe Editor: tion; one must look at it 1n laughed at, Wlfortunately Masturbation piece embarrasses student To the editor: I believe that the Ranger has hit bottom when it finds it necessary to write an article on masturbation. Is nothing off-limits anymore today? Granted that I am more consertative than other students, but this 1s taking freedom of the press to the extreme. I only hope that I am not alone in my opinion in this matter. (If I am, I fear for the the survivial of our society). I urge all the UW-Parkside students who have been offended by this article to write and make their opinions known. Some things just should be left 1n the privacy of the home and not splattered over the media. I am disgusted by this article and believe that the entire staff of the Ranger should be ashamed. Being a student of Parkaide, I am embarrassed for the campus and for myself. Brian Hogan Prof says misquoted To tbe Edttor: In his article on the honors Psych 101 section that I will be teaching, Doug McEvoy attributed remarks to me that I never made. The content of the quotations 1n the article was eaenUally the same aa RANGER the content of things I said. However, the grammatical errors were original with Mr. McEvoy. Erika Hoff•Glnsberg As istan& Professor of Psychology I praise Christopher Wll- the context within which 1t causes real pain for many son's protest of the appeared . The " Ranger" has women. "Stranger" cover featuring power that ls different from A sense of humor la Chancellor Kaplan a s the the power one has as an indi- healthy, but not at the ex. twin sister of Frank Sinatra vidual because the "Ranger, " pense of others; especially and whole-heartedly agree unlike any given individual, is when the joke is made by an with him. Joax.onu's letter to a recognized and institution- institution that has been le· the editor last week accused alized system that is legitl- gitimated by power. Wilson of having a "rare mated by both Parkside and As a member of the Ranger magical power to see things the larger newspapers around staff, I know that the ~ that don't exist." Joaxonu, the country which it tries to was not out to humiliate unfortunately, missed Wll- emulate . women when we printed the son's point. The sole focus of the front photo of Kaplan and Sinatra As a woman. as a feminist, page photo and caption was together. However, au of us and as one who has taken on physical appearance. All are sexist and must learn to women's studies courses, I women are aware of society's understand our sexism so we know what Wilson has written standard of beauty, few can can annihilate it. to be true. All women have a live up to It T f t . o ocus on The point, Joaxonu, is no notion of a standard of beauty physical appearance then, 1n who can degrade women belt imposed on them by this cul- the context of the "Stranger," (they shouldn't be degraded ~~~nS:.d its supporting insti- is to remind people of socl- at all), but who is strong ety's ridiculous standard of enough to listen when people One cannot look at the Ka- beauty and then to laugh at try plan/Sinatra photo 1n Isola- it. However, what many of us to educa~berlie Kranfcb Students should act rather than react Student apathy ls a prob- are few and far between. While I doubt that this Jet• le~ ~at pervades Parkside It makes me wonder then, ter wlll actually reach any of ~e ::iaj8:r ::::,pu~s. Most of amidst all of this non-partici- these students, my suggestio~ m or organJ.. pation, why some students to them would be--lf you wan zation here would welcome feel that their only duty is to b dl to be beard shut new members with open write fuW so a Y ' 1 d arms, b t th e letters to the edi- your mouths and ge tnvo ve · u e new members tor. Laura Niclkowui EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINF.SS STAFF Ranger is written a,:id edit~ by students of UW•Parkside, who are sOlely responsible for its editonal :=: cy and content. It 1s published every Thursday during the academic year except over breakS and days . Gary L. Schneeberger . ............... .. ....... Editor Jenny C8rr ............................. ... News Editor Kelly McKissick .. .. ............ .Asst. News Editor Kimberlie Kranich ............... ... Feature Editor Jim Neibaur ..... ... .......... Entertainment Editor Tyson Wilda ........ .Asst. EnlBrtainment Editor Robb Luehr ............................ .. Sports Editor IMctl88I J. Rohl ···-·····-·..Aast. Spotts EditD, Arny H. Ritter ............................. Copy Editor Dave McEvoy .... .. ...................... Photo Edt or Jack Bornhuetter ....................... Pholo Editor Leo Boee ...... .. ·-···--·-·-·.Asat. Photo EdiCor Andy Buchanan ...... .. ....... Business Manager Don Harmeyer .... .. . .Asst. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan .. . Business Staff Assistant Dave Aoback .......... ...... Advertis1ng Manager Steven Picazo _ ............ Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Doll, Mary OeFazio, T81Ti OeRos,er. Midlel1e Eirich. Christina t.o,eski. Randy l.eCounl, Rick luehr, DouQ McEvoy. Julie Pendeton. Michelle PelerSen, Ted Pnce, Maria Rmtz. Adrian Semano, Antty Tachumpe,, Jennie Tunkietcz, Ka1'811 Wegerhauer. Letters to tile editor wm be accepted only ii they are typed, double•spaced and 350 words~ less .Al letters must be signed , w,tll a telephone number lflcluded for verification purposes. Names win be wiffl' held upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are falSe and/or defamatory . To°::~J~:. for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication All correspondence shOuld be addressed to : Ranger. UW-Parkside , Box 2000. Ke~ osh) a WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 4141553.2295 (A<!vertls· ing . -- TIIurMIIy. AprIl 23,1.7 :I Dangerous living on campus bYTerrlDe~ For the students who live en campus, the week of April 27th coUld become "the week of liVing dangerously." The word. out of Hall Council is that there will be an influx of assassins on campus, each armed with a loaded gun and a cameo picture of his victim . Who are these a.ssissins? Where are the coming from? Who are they after? According to Tracey Conners, coerdlnator of the game, "the as. sasstns can be anyone currently living on campus. The cost to become involved is $2 and a picture of oneself. H Caner went on to say. "I'm hoping that all the students who live on campus will get involved, it's really a lot of fun and will promote a sense of unity for all of us who live on campus." On Monday, April 27th, the assissins will be given a loaded dart gun and a passport containing the picture of a victim. Each assassin is then on the prowl. stalking hIs victim, looking for the chance to "gun" him down. When asked if the victims were targets everywhere, Conners said. •'there are three 'no-kill' zones on campus. They include all classrooms, all bathrooms, and the victims' apartments. AU other campus areas are potential 'klll zones'." . News Briefs Anernativeto fed loans set . !newnaUona1 loan project was announced by flnan. ..... and academics last week, reported the Green Ba ~r.~:~. y new loan system will enable students to borrOw _y baSed on credit worthiness rather than a random lofOIoffamllyincome. The loans are designed to help stu. .... wboare unable to obtain federal, slate or academic IlL",. program Is designed to provide students with flex; IbIe loW Interest loans. It wlll allow students, natlonwlde ~~w up to $15,000 or as little as $1,500 annually, The """",om cumUlative loan Is $60,000 at payback terms qread over 12 years. ()JIls of borrowing wUl Include an applicatlon fee of $45 lDd a one-time charge equal to 5.5 percent of the loan, 1.DaIIS may be used to payfor books, tuition, travel, Hvlng expenses.ud other college·deflned costs of educatlon. Regents'ban on gays in ROTC TheUW Board of Regents was asked to continue its ban onhomoaexuals entering the Reserve Offices Training (j)rp (ROTC), reported the Wisconsin Slate Journal. TheBoard recentiy endorsed a resolution asking that (l)ogressbe lobbied for the policy change to permit homo. II!1018toIsbe commlsloned In the Army, Navy and Air ""e programs. The vote was 9-6. Rep. John Merkt, R·Mequon told Regent President LaurenceWeinsteinthat having gays In the armed forces can createmorale problems. Weinstein said the Board's vote was not a "knee jerk" reaction on the- resolution, which was oiferedby regent John Schentan. Seheniansaid the ROTC program Is the only one In the OWsystemIn wtI1ch discrimination on the basis of sexual preferenceIs tolerated. . To play, the assassin hunts down hls target, shoots him with the dart gun, thus kUltng him and eliminating him from further competition. The "dead" man slgns the pusport with his picture confirm. Ing the kll1 and he also giv • hls assassin the paasport he was carrying, alIowI.ng the assaSSin the chance to hUnt for another vtcum. By Thursday, Aprtl 30th, Conners Is sure that there wU1 stllJ be some survivors. so to find an U1tlmate winner, all remaJ.n1ng a ssp sslns will be put througb an oboW:le course Thunday night at 7 p.m. The winner ot the obetacle course will be the "U1ti· mate asaaaaln." "We will be aWarding a prize," Conn ... said. "we just don't know wbat It will be Y t!" "All housing lItud n should have gotten an appttcaUon in their mallb0x:e8." Conners .tated. "U not.. they can call ll63-8370to get Infor. matlon. or they can call the hOU8ing otnce." So, beware Parkalde! U slu<lenla are .talidII& the halla with loaded guns, U'. bees"'" !bey are all -kin&' to become the "Ultimate .... Middleburyends requirement ...... !•• R!ghJyselective Middlebury College has become the fourth college to in the nation to stop requiring applicants lolakeScholastic Aptitude Tests (SAT), reported the MIl· waukee Sentinel. MiddleburyPresident Olin Robinson said Monday that . the collegewants to attract a broader spectrum of stu· dents, including those backgrounds or nations where apti. tude tests are not part of the education. Robinson said that SAT scores do not always retlect a ltudent'. !roe abUlty. There has been Increased concern overthe lagging performanace on the test by minorities lnd female students compared to whites and males. This Ia part of the reason why he decided to drop the require· lIlentof SATscores .• 'It's part of our hope that by giving alternativeoptions other than the SAT's, we can make an appeal to students that might not believe that they can at· Ialn an education at Middlebury," he said. Tiddly Wink Mania comes to area as organIZed tiddly winks. When'. the laat lime you played tiddly winks?" he asted. T1ddly Wink Manta I.s a 32· team, double elimination lid· dly wink toumament to be· held saturday, May lItII, at the Pilchln' Palace. off I~ between Highways 20 and 11. HIt's a chance to relive your childhood and have BOme good old fashioned fun," said Tom Roanhouae, Pitchln' Pal· ace operator and tournament direCtor. "It'. a lark. It'. a page out of 'Animal House.'" said Roanhouse, who bought more than 100 tiddly wink games for this event. It's an opportu· nity to do something different." he said. "Everyone will have the same chance because there isn't such a thing $300.00 Cor fint place. ~.oo foc aecond. UOO.OO tor third aDd 140.00 Cor fou.rIIL '"'" toun>ament alarta at 1:00 p.m. and will end .........st:OO p.m. 'nddly _ wW be provided and .. ~ IliPt baa been at .. .. tree prac. Uee ...son~Roe,nbo.JM -.J.d. Teams can enter by eaIUnc ~ at tha Pitd1ln' Palace atter 5:00 p.m, at 1M- 8ll55. Here'. how the toun>ament will work. There will be rtve person teams and the tIrat thtrty·two entries wW make up the toun>amenL Entry fee ts $25.00 per team and \he entry deadline ta May 2nd. There will be eaAh prtzea of Guitarconcert slated 20% DISCOUNT Clip & San This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. 1.0. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler ~ ~kslde'S ClasSical Gullar IicIl lOble,under the dlreco", rg Of music professor Pr>aen~ Lindquist, wlll day A. a free concert on Sun. ~ Plil 26 at 3:30. Spon. IIlent by the Music Depart. iIlon' in~ concert Will be lJI. mm. Arts room D. flutist Cherie Gotthardt. SHOAH t film about the A 91/2 h<?urd~~~~1~:sryduring Y'/i?rldWar II dsheostwrunctWl~nith 0a15 minute. intermiSSion: Part II m • Sunday, May 3, 2:00 p ~~bers of the GUitar En. • Monday, May 4, 6:30pm OIude J "'ho Will perform In. I~lltCthardoa~ ..~stlgan, Denise 'w w.ur Rose, Leah Cleorge,John Wynstra, and Perto""LIndquist. They wlll ~"""Pa~s m:UuSic:by major guitar, tnIcud· To e. Albenlz, Sor, ~er &nd'TboaS. Duarte, Leo leve Howe. 'lb.y ...... "", be asmsted by Part I A r 26 3:00pm • Matinee' Sundsy, t·27 6:30pm • Evening - Monday, pro , .A video verS'ifon .~ S,hoah will be shown in it s entirety in the UOiono' 6'30 pm in Union 207 29 8'3 am - , Wed" Apr, 'S'30 am _6:30 pm in Union 104 Thurs., Apr, 30, .' 0 to the Public . Free & pen Mission Village (ac:nISS froII Per 'I •Plaza "IIwJ, !SO) 4017 - 75th St. Open Dally 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m, 697-0884 SundJlYs 12:00-4:30 p.m. T r9day. Aprl 2 , 1 7 3 News Briefs Dangerous living on campus by Terrt Deltosler AHernative to fed loans set A new nattonal loan project was announced by flnan. and acaderolcs- last week, reported the Green Bay cil'S Gasette. ri;: new loan system wUl enable students to borrow ,_ey baled on credit worlhtness rather than a random )tl'el of family income. The loans are designed to help stu. deDlS who are unable to obtain federal, state or academic akl-'l'be program ts designed to provide students With fiexB, le 10W interest loans. It will allow students nattonwtde 111 ~w up to $15,000 or as little as $1,600 annually. The niaxunum cumulative loan is $60,000 at payback terms spread over 12 years. Costs of borrowing will include an application fee of $45 ud a one-time charge equal to 5.5 percent of the loan. [.DallS may be used to pay for books, tuition, travel, living expenses and other college-defined costs of education. Regents' ban on gays in ROTC The UW Board of Regents was asked to continue its ban 011 hOmosexuals entering the Reserve Offices Training o,rp (ROTC), reported the Wisconsin State .Journal. The Board recently endorsed a resolution asking that O:>ngress be lobbied for the policy change to permit homo- 11eX11als to be commis1oned in the Army, avy and Air Force programs. The vote was 9-6. Rep. John Merkt, R-Mequon told Regent President Laumtce Weinstein that having gays in the armed forces can mate morale problems. Weinstein said the Board's vote n.s not a "knee jerk" reaction on the resolution, which was offered by regent John Scheman. Scheman said the ROTC program ls the only one ln the UW system ln which discrimination on the basis of sexual preference ls tolerated. Middlebury ends requirement For the students who live on campus, the week of April 27th could become "the week of living dangerously." The word out of Hall Council ls that there will be an influx ot assassins on campus, each armed with a loaded gun and a cameo picture of his victim. Who are these l ins? Where are the coming from? Who are they after? According to Tracey Conners, coordinator of the game, "'the assassins can be anyone currenUy living on campus, The cost to become involved ts and a picture of one elf." Coner went on to say, ·•t·m hoping that all the students who live on campus will get involved, it's really a lot of fun and will promote a ense of unity for all of us who live on campus." On Monday, April 27th, the assisslns will be given a loaded dart gun and a passport contalnlng the picture of a victim. Each assassin is then on the prowl, stalking his victim, looking for the chance to "gun" him down. When asked if the victims were targets everywhere, Conners said, "there are three 'no-kill' zone on campus. They lnclud all classrooms, all bathrooms, and the victims' apartments. All other campus areas a.re potentlal 'kill zones'." Highly selecUve Middlebury College has become the fourth college to ln the nation to stop requiring applicants lo take Schola$Uc Aputude Tests (SAT), reported the Milwaukee Sentinel. Tiddly Wink Mania comes to area Middlebury President Olin Robinson said Monday that the college wants to attract a broader spectrum of students, including those backgrounds or nations where aptitude tests are not part of the education. Robinson said that SAT scores do not always reOect a ltudent's true ability. There has been increased concern over the lagging performanace on the test by minorities and female students compared to whites and males. This ls part of the N!ason why he decided to drop the requirernent of SAT scores. "It's part of our hope that by giving alternattve options other than the SAT's, we can make an lppeal to students that might not believe that they can atla! n an education at Middlebury,•• he said. Guitar concert slated Park ·11e• Ense si s Classical Guitar flutist Cherie Gotthardt. Tiddly Wink Mania ts a 32- team, double elimination tiddly wink tournament to beheld Saturday, Y 9th, at the Pltchln' Palace, otl. I between Highways 20 and 11. "It's a chance to relive your childhood and ha'-" aom good old fashl ed fun,'' Tom Roanhouae, P1tchin' Palace operator and toumam t director. "It's a lark. It's a page ou of 'Animal Hou ,"' d Roanhouse, who bought mo than 100 tlddly wink m for this event. It's an opportunit to do something di.ff reni." he said. "Everyone will have the same chance b · cause there I n 't such a thl.ng lion lnbie, under the dlrec~ rg of rnusic professor Presen~ Lindquist, will day A a free concert on Sun- SHOAH , Prl.l 28 at a: ao. Spont bfu the Music Depart- 81ven' in Q, concert will be ll&. mm. Arts room D- ~rbers of the Guitar Enelude e "'ho Will perform 1n- 8arretf0~ ... ?>stlgan, Denise lti~ ~1.0ur Rose, Leah Ceorge ~ohn Wynstra, and Pert0rtn dqlllst. They will ~Pos rnustc by major 1,:_ vu~~ guitar, inlcud:.- eno.T 8 , Albeniz, Sor, ~er a::d!lToba, Duarte, Leo Steve Howe. 'l'liey Will be assisted by t film about the A 9½ h~ur d~~~mJ~:sryduring World War 11 destruct,~>n ° 15 eminute intermission: shown with a Part I A 26 3:00 pm • Matinee· Su nday, pr . 27 6 :30 pm • Evening. Monday, APr. , Part II • Sunday, May 3, 2-00 pm • Monday, May 4, 6.30 pm . f Shoah will be shown in its A video version ~ . entirety in the union0. 6.30 pm in Union 207 29 a·3 am - • . Wed., Apr. , ·. 0 am_ 6:30 pm in Union 104 Thurs., Apr. 3o, 8·3 0 n to the Public Free & pe 20o/o DISCOU T Clip S Th Ad To All Parkside students and facu ty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you a end Parkside. 1.0. r quired. 1sconsin 's Largest e eler ~ Mission VIiiage (across 4017 - 75th St. Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sund.,ays 2:00e4:30 p.m. ·. '" 4 Thursday, April 23, 1987 f ,. j RANGE~ :::; Alumna $54,900 Parkslde alumni Kay car· ter, who 1986was co-recipient of the university's Chancellor's Award as outstanding student, has been awarded a $54,900 National Science Foundation (NSF) fellowship to support her graduate studies and research at trw- Parkslde. carter, who Is working toward a Ph.D. degree In Inorganlc Chemistry, wlll receive $12.800 annually for three years for her research in the chemical bonding processing of molecules. Also, the NSF wlll pay carter's tuition and fees for three years, about $6.000annually. She Is one of only 50Il students selected for an NSF fel· lowshlp thls year from appllcants nationwide. Other students chosen are attending universities that include Hare vard, University of Callfor· ntB-Berkeley, Stanford, Yale and Columbia. Fellowships are awarded based on academic merit. Panels of scientists assembled by the National Academy of Sciences, evaluated appllcatlons and final selectlons were made by NSF personnel. carter, a 1960 graduate of Racine's Lutheran High, had been away form school for 1'\ years when she enrolled Parkslde, where she achieved outstanding academic success that resulted In her selection as co-recipient of the Chancellor's Award. the highest honor bestowed upon graduat- Ing Parkslde students. Playin' it again •••••• "Play It Again Sam," a revue of American popular songs and words, wlll be the title of Professor Sam Chell's talk at the HumanIties Symposium, Sunday, April 26, at 7:80 p.m., at 4221 Greenbriar Lane, Racine. The publlc Is invited, and asked to bring refreshments. Professor Chell, ChaIrman of Engllsh carthage Oollege, Is a professional jazz ptanlst. He also teaches courses In jazz, conducts the Car. thage Jazz Band, and takes tours to hear Dixieland jazz in New Orleans. He Is also a jazz and fllm reviewer. 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The fllm Includes se· quences on World War I, Woodrow Wilson, and the establlshment of the Republlc of Armenia In 1918. The program Is free and open to the publlc. PI Sigma Epsilon's Tlmm Eckhardt, Marian Johnson, Olve Gedemer and Amy Tropin treated the Child ClIre children 10 a v10lt from Ihe Easter Bunny, prof's work A painting by art professor David Holmes has been selected for inclusion In a fine arts exhibition In Maastricht, Holland, that opens In May. TlUed, "Ichthyology rcenography," the 4 'by 8-foot acryllc painting defines a colorful array of highly detalled fish all properly numbered as If a part of a display chart for a biology. class. The painting Is from Holmes' larger "environmental" work, "The Alchemic Emporium." Works selected for the Hoi. land show were drawn from the Greater Midwest Intema, tlonal Art Exhibition featur- Ing the work of artists from across the nation and abroad, That exhibition Is sponsored annually by Central Missouri State University. This year some 570 artists compeled for inclusion In the Greater Mid· west International. Holmes' work was one of just 28 selected for the Hoi· land show. The study, which Is a follow- up to the Racine Gang Project study conducted by Takata and a group of student researchers last year, wlll Involve Inter-viewing additional youth gang memo bers, further examining the city's juvenile justice pro. cess, and evaluating the etfectiveness of coordination among groups dealing with Racine juveniles. Faculty, student funds accepted University of Wisconsin ~, Parkslde Limited Space is Available for fall, 1987 in the Residence Hall. For application & contract information Call 553-8900 or 553-2320 More than $78,000 In funds supporting faculty research and student flnanctal aid at Parkside was accepted Friday, April 10, by the UW Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $15,000 from the Wisconsin Council on Criminal Justi-ce for a study by sociology professor Susan Takata on youth. 'related services and- pro. grams in Racine. The $15,000 Is part of a $46,000 grant to Racine from the Wisconsin Council on Criminal Justice aimed at helping the community better coordinate youth-related servo Ices and programs. The Regents also accepted $6,360 from the city of Kenosha for a study of youth gangs In that city currently being conducted by Takata and her student researchers. The study, dubbed the' Kenosha Gang project, In· volves analyzing eodsl!ng data at the city's pollee de· partment, Unified SchoolDis· trict and social service agencies to determine the dem~ graphic characleristicS 0 .Kenosha youth gang memo bers. Re Also accepted by lh~erll: gents was $9,800from arage Racine Corp. for a 'gw. ket feasibility study by and P's Center for Survey !OO Marketing Research; II,Ine from Johnson Wax In Ra~dl' for the unlverslly's BiO~401 cal Research Inslilute; : r s from multiple donors.::. de. print workshop In the the partment; and $774fro com' Wisconsin Humanilies eele' mlttee for a symposiumial of brating the blcentenn the U.S. Constllutlon. epted The Regents also ace1De' $53,457 from the feder~ peU partment of Educallo~al aid Grant student financ program. Aprll receives Parkstde Carter, in 1986 was recipient Chancellor's $64,900 NaUonal tudies UWParkside. Carter, la toward 1n Inorganic Chemlatry, will 12,800 1n will Carter's $6,000 annually. la '50IS students fellowship this 4,730 applicants a.re Harvard, California- assembled Academy applications selections personnel. 1960 1'1 at Parkside, 1n Chancellor's Award, graduating Parkside Playin' it again • • • • • • will UUe Humanities Symposium, April 26, t221 public la Chairman English at Carthage College, ls jazz plantst. also in jazz, Carthage is jazz film Porter, Robert Altman, or Frank Illinois. nurse. you'll find more than thought possible. Righi now, we positions facilities all around the world, can expect a in be part learn profess10nals - keepmg currenl with of-the-art technology facilities providing medical treat• available. You'll get the respect and responsibili! Y a Navy officer • along with a solid startin~ salary. 30 vacation), worldwide U.S. So There's no obligation. 1-800-242-1569 In 72nd genocide in 1915 1923, Library/ Learning ls sponsoring film, case," 45- mlnute will Aprll 21, 1- 1:45 1n 107. deals occupied historical ls its historical film includes sequences establishment Republic in 1918. is public. , ' RANGER Pl Timm Dave Qedemer Chlld Care to • vtait the Bunny. Art · chosen selected 1n arts 1n in Iconography," acrylic colorful detailed numbered if biology is larger ''environmental" Alchemic Emporium.'' HoJ. Intema. tional featur. ing abroad. 1s Missouri This year 570 competed for 1n Midwest Holmes' work was one of Holland $78,000 1n financial 10, UW Board The Justke professor Susan Takata on youthrelated services and programs is follow- a student will involve interviewing mem. city's process, effectiveness with a.a.cine i,JI' Parkside in the Hall. For application contract Information Call or 2320 The $15,000 1s part of a from at coordinate youth-related services Kenosha a youth in being conducted by Takata The study, dubbed the Kenosha Gang Project, eKi5tJng police de• School District and social service agen• cles demographic characteriSUCS of mem· tht : $9,800 from ear· age Racine Corp. for ~ket feasibillty study bY and 500 Marketing Research; $l~1ne ln Ra edl· university's Blom 4(11 cal Research Institute; :~;. a from multiple donors art de· print workshop in the m tbe 774 fro com· Humanities celemittee for a symposi:ai brating the bicente the U.S. Constitution. epted Regents also ace oe· $53,457 from the fe~e~ ped Educationta ! Grant student fiJ18.IIC program. Flve Years All'> April 24, 198Z Committee established Files One Year Ago April 24, 1986 Asbestos,radioactive waste ralse concerns on campus Asbestosremoval, storage of hazardous waste and tb possiblemishandling of radioactive materials on campu~ werediscussed at an Environmental Concerns Committe meetinglast week. CarolLee Saffiotl, associate professor of English, representedfaculty, staff and students who raised questions to her about the handling of hazardous materials at Park. side. . Asbestosremoval has bee.n occuning in Greenquist HaU forthe past month, SafioU said the campus may not have compliedwith many guidelines outlined by the EPA or OSHA. TheSexual Harassment Advisory Committee has estab- Ushedmembers to represent the faculty. academic staff, classifiedstaff and students, Representative of the faculty are: Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson; academic staff: Unda Piele and Stuart Rubner; classified staff: Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems; students: CarlaThomas and Pat Henslak. The functions of the committee will be to advise the Chancelloron all matters relating to sexual harassment; to advise and assist the Chancellor In devising programs designedto Inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassm.ent. to increase their sensitivity to it and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies availableagainst it; and to help people who feel that they are victims of sexual harassment. to bring about an informalresolution. Ten Years All'> April ZO,1977 Wine to be served In Union The Parkslde Union Operating Board voted last Thursday to begin serving wine In the Union effective as soon as possible. The proposal to serve wine began with a request to ChancellorGuskln from PSG A President Harvey Hedden and Presldent.elect Rusty Tutlewskl. The chancellor had no substantial objection to the proposal, the UOB unanl· mouslyto permit wine. Concert features students "Musicfor 88 Keys and Six ~trlngS" will be featured on ednesday, April 29, when Parkslde plano and classical guitarsludents present a con. cor! at one o'clock In Com.' mUnicationArts room D-IS. The Music Department is eponsorlngthe concert. Krlsly Parham and Jill Lammers, pianists, wtIl join gultsrlsts John Wynstra, Arthur Rose, Denise Barrett and John Costigan In present. Ing solo works by composers Leo Browe, Vllla·Lobos, Brahms, Chopin, and Moreno· Torroba. The concert Is free and open to the public. PACEnl'S MUSIC UNLIMITED PARKSIDE STUDENTS WELCOME auality Instrument for Band and Orchestra Complete Repair service 5905 6th Ave. Kenosha 657-5031 We Have It All! 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Before immigrating 10 the United Slales from Poland. be waa a reeearch sclentlat at the Pol. Ish Academy of Scienc... In Wanaw. His other reeearch Inlere8to inclUde inductive Inference, expert sya\.enuI, Inle1llgent robotIo8 and appUcatJono of computer science to life science. particularly to medicine and agriculture. He baa pubJlsbed more than 120 researd\ and technical papers. and edited or co-edited four booIuo In the Uniled stales and abroad. Two ed!· t10na 01. "Machine LearnIng: An Art1flcal lnle1llgence Ap· preach," whlch he co-edited, represent the first boob on mac1llne leartlin« and are U8ed in eIaaaroom. &CI"OS8 the country. JoIIcba1llItI baa CC>«'glUlIzed three InlemalionJ machine leam.inc worU!lopl and Is coeditor of the _ Learn· In&JoumaJ. HIs tal1< 10 part 01. the Artifl· cIal lnle1llgenea Lecture Sert.... Moody arrives Monday, 27th "Free Trade or Protection- Ism--Which Path for the United States?" will be the topic of a free public talk by U.S. Rep. James Moody (OWls.) at .1 p.m, on Monday, April Z1 In Ibe Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center at the University of Wisconsin·Parkside. The talk will be followed by a dlacus· sian. Moody will be the distinguished lecturer In Political Science at uw-p that day and will speak before a number of politlcal science classes and meet with faculty and students at an lnfonnal lunch· eon. His visit Is organized by UW-Parkside political science professor Kenneth Hoover, chair of the university's Polit- Ical SCience Department. Moody, a member of the influential House Ways and Means Committee. was first elected to Congreaa In 1982. He represents WlscooaIn's FItth CongressIonal DIstrIct. which essentJalJy 10 the north side of KIlwaukee. Moody's predeceeeoe ..... Henry Reuss, who served for 28 years as a leading Ubera1 In the House of Repreantatlves. Moody holds a Ph.D. de· gree In economIo8 from the University of C8Jifornta-- Berkeley and a Kaster's de· gree from the John F. Kenne. dy School of GovenuD4lllt at Harvard University. He served as a Peace Corpe vol· unteer In PaJdslan In the early 19110'•• He bas worked as an economist In the federal Department of Transportation, been a profe.saor of economics at UW-Mliwaukee and served In the slate Legislature aa botl1 assemblyman and senator. CONGRATULATIONS PARKSIDE GRADUATES! APPLY FOR THE NEW COLLEGEGRADUATE PLAN TODAY! YOUR DOWN PAYMENT CAN BE LOW AS 5%! His uw·p viall Is sponsored by the student Political ScIence Club and the urnverslty'. Political SCience Department. 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Safioti said the campus may not have complied with many guidelines outlined by the EPA or OSHA, Five Years Ago April 24, 1982 Committee established The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee has established members to represent the faculty, academic staff, classified staff and students. Representative of the faculty are: Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson; academic staff: Linda Piele and Stuart Rubner; classified staff: Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems; students: Carla Thomas and Pat Hensiak. The functions of the committee will be to advise the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment; to advise and assist the Chancellor in devising programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassment, to increase their sensitivity to it and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies available against it; and to help people who feel that they are victims of sexual harassment, to bring about an informal resolution. Ten Years Ago April 20, 19'7'1 Wine to be served in Union The Parkside Union Operating Board voted last Thursday to begin serving wine in the Union effective as soon as possible. The proposal to serve wine began with a request to Chancellor Guskin from PSGA President Harvey Hedden and President-elect Rusty Tutlewskl. The chancellor had no substantial objection to the proposal, the UOB unanimously to permit wine . Concert features students "Music for 88 Keys and Six ~trlngs" Will be featured on ednesday, April 29, when Parkaide piano and classical guitar students present a concert at one o'clock in Oommun1cat1on Arts room D-18. The Music Department ts SJ>onsortng the concert. Kristy Parham and JW Lammers, pianists, will join guitarists John Wynstra, Ar· thur Rose, Denise Barrett and John Costigan in presenting solo works by composers Leo Browe, Villa-Lobos, Brahms, Chopin, and MorenoTorroba. The concert is free and open to the public. 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Moody arrives Monday, 27th "Free Trade or Protec onism-- Which Path for the United States?" will be th topic of a free public talk by U.S. Rep. James oody ( O Wis. at 1 p.m. on onday, April Z1 lo the Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. The talk will be followed by a diacussion. Moody will be the distinguished lecturer in Political Science at UW-P that day and will speak before a number of political science cla.ues and meet with faculty and students at an infonnal hmcheon. His visit is organized by UW-Parkside political clence professor Kenneth Hoover, chair of the university's Poutteat Selence Department. Moody, a member of the influential House Way and Means Committee, was first • 1 .8 liter fuel-Injected 8fl9IM • Power front disc brakes • Steel belted rad ial tires • Halogen headlamps • Tinted glss . • Eledric rear window detogger • Intermittent wipers . • R&mOle controlled m,rro, All standard equlpmsnt AN AUTOMOBILE FOR A~ MAJORS .• • Business majorS w find a great deal I an trrY8S of • ~~;~~ring majors wit! ~ppreciate its fine German eng in ~ring utilizing a 1.8 liter fuel•tnJected . engin~ and front wheel dnve • Art majors will alsO apprecaate I Geirg,o Grvgsaro desig , same designer who has insptred Ferraris and Lamborg mis. • fox 2 door only. ~RaRUJL - 8100 Washington Ave. ~2886 Hwy, 20 West of Hwy. 31 on the Frontage Road ATTENTION p EMPt YEES nt nt all m286 03 .. "BOW I MADE 818,000 ' . PORCOLLEGE BY WORKING WEEKENDS." 'f~ When my friends and I graduated from high school, we all took part-time Jobs to pay for college. . , They ended up in car washes and hamburger joints, putting in long hours for little pay. Not me. My job takes just one weekend a month and two weeks a v: I' year. ' r,-MA-IL-TO-: An-ny-Na-ti:o-na-l"G-ua-rd. -P..~.,.;Bo-x 6-0'0-0, C-lifto-n, N-J 0-701-5, 1- let, m earning $18,000 for college.' ' Because I joined my local Army NAME OM OF : National Guard.· ArADiDiDRWES;SS ---..:.-------=---=----'---- 1 They're the people who help our CITYISTAT&ZIP " " : state dunng emergencies like burri- - AREA CODE PHONEUSGITIZENIilYES DNO 1 cimanpeosrtaanntd fplaorotdos.f oTuhreyc'oreuntarlys'os amni'litary I SOCIAL SECURITY NU"1 BER BIRTH DATE I defense. ' OCCUPATION 1 So, since I'm helping them do such n~E~;L;~,tlJ~~~~~~Ld\fE~LbE~6 : an important job, they're helping me BRANCH. RANK AFMiMOS N--=--_I,--'" 1 make it through school :rc e~e "Sl"-~oa~llECA'lJ'I"'O<'G''"~"q""lS~£SON'<~,v '0lJ'l0-~0'\J~<l s'o~c ...,-SlCl/RlT'o "UIoOIl(A ................. I • L='R"O_"'~_ROO'~OO'~.~~'~,~;:;,'-' _____A__r_m_-_¥_National- G-------M~~-J -!..A~m~eriCansAtTheir Best. uard As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New , GI Bill,I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard: And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it back-up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000-or more -for college for just a little of my time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE 800-638-7600,* OR MAIL THIS' COUPON. .: . 'In Ha":aii: 7~7-5255: Puerto Rico: 721-4550: Guam: 477-9957: Virgin Islands (51. CrOIx!.7,3·6438: New Jersey: 800-452-5794, In Alaska consult yourlocal phone directory. -, - - . A c,1,9,85h United States Ggverri:mentas represented by the Secretary of Defense. ng t:s reserved. >,' - , : -, • "ROW I ■ ADE 818,000 . FOBC LLEGE BY WO-ING WEEKENDS." ,r - .. .Jit • - .... 4. . ., \ When my friends and I graduated from high school, we all took part-time jobs to pay for college. As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New GI Bill, I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard. And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it back-up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000-or more - for college for just a little of my time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE 800-638-7600;' OR MAIL THIS COUPON. They ended up in car washes and hamburger J0 oints, putting in long hours *In Ha~aii: 7.? 7·52 55; Puerto Rico : 721-4550; Guam: 477-995?; Virgin Islands ,£ <St. Cro1_xl: 7 13-6438; New Jersey : 800-452-5794. In Alaska. consult your local 1or little pay phone directory. . • c 19_85 nited States Government as represented by the Secretary of Defense. Not me. My job takes just one Allnghtsreserved. weekend a month and two weeks a year. r- - - - - - -:- - - - - ;_ _ - - - - - - -, v: I' MAIL TO : Anny National Guard, P.~. Box 6000, Clifton, NJ 07015 I 1et, m earning $18,000 for college. Because I joined my local Army NAME c M □ F I National Guard. •oo••ss I They're the people wnG> help our c1Tv1sTAT&z1p I state dunng emergencies like hurricanes and floods. They're also an AREA <::ODE PHONE • f SOCIAL SEC RITY NUMBER important part o our country's military defense. occuPAT10N So, since I'm helping them do such iI~Yt~J.1~fJ~~~~~~LJ\C&Lff~6 an imJ?Ortant job, they're helping me BRA cH RANK AFM / Mos make 1t through school. L !t:SiW..E,=~~~'!"'~~ .. -=-r;.-• I Arm NatioDai-i~~-----Af~L~_J ' Americans At Their Best. ___ U_ anl Thursday, April 23, 1987 7 . , ~our Holocaust documentary ,IShoah" provides "emotional c ." byGaryL.schneeberger man's 9% hour documenta . onnectlon to Holocaust Editor about the annihilation of Je~ on ~Unday. May 3 and at 6 In Europe during World War p.~ on ~onday, May 4. II. What s amazing about The movie, called "the 'Shoah'" Rosenberg ex. greatest use of film In motion plamed, "is that Lanzman picture history" by critic does not use a single frame of Gene Siskel, will be shown in ~~d foota~e. He concentrates two four-plus hour parts In th updating the stories of the Union Cinema. Screerun sase who went through the for part one will be at 3 p ::, ~olocaust. He doesn't fall on Sunday, April 26 and ":t Ii ack on stale. images of p.m. on Monday, April 27' em,aclated bodies . things .part 2 will be shown at 2 p..m' webefovree. seen a hundred times ~----.Club Events'-- _ Sigma Epsilon llle PI Sigma Epsilon CoilarketlngFraternity will meetingsevery Wednesall p.m, In Molinaro 116. "'CCIUb Yeswe are alive and well, existing at Parkslde! eClub Is a brand new ortion this year, and. we a lot of exciting plans the upcoming 1987-88 Iyear. Ieare opento all students DO, youdon't have to be a e major to join or have ! next meeting will be y, Apriln at 1p.m. In . Arts D118. "Iverybody's heard of the ust, but no one really an emotionalfeel for It. ~ y, this will help esthat emotional connec- " tbat's how Richard Rosenassociate economics ~ssor,views the upcomscreening of "Shoah", chdirectorClaude Lanz- 'llle Pre·MedClub will be speakers on Monday 27 at 7:30 p.m. tri DI. Three hospital aclsls will talk about expandingrole of the 1stIn health care. A comparing hospital erclal and privately: .."e,.harmacles will also at . The meeting will. Pre M8 p.m. with elections ••..:..ed officers for 1987. - ...gat 7:30 p.m .. Pi Sigma Epsilon PI Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop 500 on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. In Inner Loop Road. Team fees are $10 and price Includes a Loop 500 t-shirt for each member. Prizes will be awarded for winners. Sign-up will' be held on April 23-24 In the Molinaro Concourse. Physics Club The Physics Club wlll be touring the Argonne National Laboratory on Saturday. April 25. Students are to meet In the Union Bazaar at 10:45 a.m., transportation will be provided. All university students and faculty are Invited to join us. Sign-up on the door of Greenqulst 233. Geology Club The Geology Club will be sponsoring a speaker on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. In Greenqulst 113. Dr. Joe Moran of the College of Envi· ronmental Sciences at Green Bay . will present the talk "Blocllmatlc Anomaly at the Edge of the Laurentide Ice Sheet?.. The presentation Is free and open to the .public. .We Call·It Special Checking • Free Printed checks • Unlimih~d Checkwriting • Safekeeping 0f Checks • No Minimum Ballm\£· " • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME llailk~Elmwood • Motor Bank Durand al kentucky !7I,,<I {-{Ir,Pe1 (Fe/wlt"i' 554·5311 • Main Office 2704 lathrop Ave. Racine. WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC Psi/Chi Psychology Club There will be a PsI/ChI Psychology Club meeting Wednesday, April 29 from 1-2 p.m. In Molinaro 311. New of. ficers for June 87-June 88 and new Psi Chi members will be Installed. All are welcome! Wargamers The Parkslde Association of Wargamers will hold a meet. Ing on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. In Molinaro L-4. We encourage anyone interested to attend. Club events such as GenCon and the year end plcnic will be discussed. International Studies Club The New Officers for the International Studies Club are President: Nadene Ellis, Vice President: Shelly Kortendlck, Secretary-Treasurer-: Ya- 'Coub (Jack) Ayyoub. ''If one really wants to understand history," Rosenberg went on, "this is the way to do It. Perhaps because of this film, history won't repeat it. self." 10 addition to showings in the Union Cinema, there will also be Video presentations. The movie will be shown in Its entirety on Wednesday April 29 from 8:30 a.m. to 6; 30 p.rn, in Union 207 and on Thursday. April 30, at the same tune In Union lOt. After those showings, the videotape will be placed In the Ubrary's collection. Rosenberg is coordinating the showing, which Is co-aponsored by the International Studies Program, PAB, the Lecture and Fine Arts Committee. Beth Israel Sinal Congregation of Racine, Beth Hillel Temple Congregation of Kenosha and the Parkslde Foreign Film Series. Chorale and Chamber Singers to present final concert The Chorale and Chamber Singers. directed by Prof. Robert Campell, will present their concert of the season at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 7. at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 2915 Wright Avenue .• Racine. Admission Is $2 for stu. dents, senior citizens and Parkslde faculty and staff, $t for the general public. Proceeds from the concert will be used for music scholarships. The Chorale will sing a selectlon of short pieces for choir. with contemporary works by Delta .roio. Pfautsch and Curtis. The Chamber Singers will sing Schurnann'a "Spanisches Liederspiel. tI a ecng-cycte for a quartet of voices. Both groups will join forces for the last selections of the concert. featuring the songs of Ives, American Negro spir- Ituals and popular numbers, "Misconceptions" is theme of art show Gallery 124 presents a group show, entitled "M1S· CONCEPTIONS" on Sunday, April 26th. and on Sunday, May 3rd, 1-15 pm at m 66th Street, Kenosha. ThIs Is a multi-dimensional show with the theme of mls. conceptions as Interpreted by the individual artists. It Is free and open to the publlc. Call 6112-3993 or 6117-8OOlI for more lnformaUon. PI-gnotti 's HOURS PleaseuseourprodUClsin:~eralion. . 6,f 0pen~9hrusal. iuwp i V~ ~:9Y ~-- HwyE oomJl 1 ~ 1585 ~North 22nd~A"V'-.nue-e~~~Ph~'q-;-;!-;8-' l/2O-0U r ,!I I;:::!..! FREE POSTERS ~ EXCHANOt: MILLER S4282pack N/R Bottles Returnable Cases Meister Brau 8489 Mamms 8489 24.12 oz. Ret. Bottles 7-Up, DIet 7-Up, Squirt, CIlerry 7·Up, Dr Pepper S32~Pack Barrel Specials Hamms 1/4 81299 Schlitz 1/4 81899 Beremen Original Apple UqulUr 8711M~~re .52 Rebate II~S399 art es aymes - ~ Wine Coolers I I~ "Stte/I's Spot;;"" S21~pack SleU of 24 WINE LER Close Out sale Assorted Flavors $299 $1699 ~~x 4 pack 24 Pack Match J Thursday, April 23, 1987 7 ~ur Holocaust documentary 115hoah'' provides ''emotional c • ,, byGafYL,Schneeberger man's 9½ hour documenta . onnect,on to Holocaust Editor about the annit.lilation of Jez on l::hmctay, May 3 and at 6 in Europe during World War P-~ on ~onday, May 4. gverybody's heard of the usl, but no one really an emotional feel for it. y, this will help es' that emotional connec- !bat's how Richard Rosenassociate economics ' r, views the upcornscreening of "Shoah", ch director Claude Lanz. II. , Wh~~ s amazing about The movie, called "the Shoah Rosenberg greatest use of film in motion plained, "ls that Lanzm~ picture history" by critic does not use a single frame of Gene Siskel, Will be shown in old footage. He concentrates two four-plus hour parts in on updating the stories of the Union Cinema. Screenings those who went through the for part one will be at 3 pm Holocaust. He doesn't fall on Sunday' April 26 and at 6 back on stale images of p.m. on Monday, April 27; em,aciated bodies - things part 2 will be shown at 2 p.m. we ve seen a hundred times before. J..----Club Events·----- SJgrna Epsilon !lie Pl Sigma Epsilon Colfarketing Fraternity will meetings every Wednesal 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. cClub Yes we are alive and well, existing at Parkside! c Club is a brand new ortion this year, and we a lot of exciting plans the upcoming 1987-88 year. We are open to all students no, you don't have to be a c major to join or have ! 1lle next meeting wlll be Y, April 27 at 1 p.m. in .Artsous. 1'e Pre-Med Club will be speakers on Monday 27 at 7:30 p.m. 1n Dl. Three hospital cists Will talk about expanding role of the cist in health care. A comparing hospital ercial and privately: atiJnharrnacies will also · The meeting will Pre at 8 p.m. with elections 11 • .:..~ed Officers for 1987• ..... \lllg at 7:30 p.m. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop 500 on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. in Inner Loop Road. Team fees are $10 and price includes a Loop 500 t-shirt for each member. Prizes will be awarded for winners. Sign-up will be held on April 23-24 in the Molinaro Concourse. Physics Club The Physics Club will be touring the Argonne National Laboratory on Saturday, April 25. Students are to meet in the Union Bazaar at 10:45 a.m., transportation will be provided. All university students and faculty are invited to join us. Sign-up on the door of Greenquist 283. Geology Club The Geology Club will be sponsoring a speaker on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Joe Moran of the College of Environmental Sciences at Green Bay will present the talk ''Biocllmatic Anomaly at the Edge of the Laurentide Ice Sheet?" The presentation is free and open to the_public. Psi/Chi Psychology Club There will be a Psi/Chi Psychology Club meeting Wednesday, April 29 from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro 311. New officers for June 87-June 88 and new Psi Chi members will be insb¥1ed. All are welcome! Wargamers The Parkside Association of Wargamers will hold a meeting on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro L-4. We encourage anyone interested to attend. Club events such as GenCon and the year end picnic will be discussed . International Studies Club The New Officers for the International Studies Club are President: Nadene Ellis, Vice President: Shelly Kortendick, Secretary-Treasurer: Ya' Coub (Jack) Ayyoub. "If one really wants to understand hi tory," Ro en berg went on , ' 'thi is the v.:ay to do it. Perhaps becau e f this film, history won't repeat ft. elf." In addition to showings in the Union Cinema. there 111 also be video presentations. The movie will be hov.n in its entirety on Wedne day April 29 from :30 a . m . to 6; SO p.m. in Union 2<YT and on Thursday, April 30, at the Chorale and Chamber Singers to present final concert The Chorale wW slng The Chorale and Chamber Singers, directed by Prof. Robert Campell, will present their concert of the n at 8 p .m. on Tue day, • y 7, at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 2915 Wright Avenue. , Racine. l ction of hort I c tor choir, with contemporary ork by D lla Jo o, Pfau h and CurtJ.s. Admission is $2 for tu. dents, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $( for the general public. Proceeds from the concert will be u ed for music chol arshlps. "Misconcep ions" is theme of art show Gallery 12( p n a group show, entitled '' CO CEPTIO S'' on Sunday, April 26th, and on unday, May Srd, 1-5 pm at W th Street, Kenosha. Call 662-399 or 8157 . Thia l a multi-dim nslonal more lnlorma on . for We Call --It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance ~- Wine Coolers II ~ s311 art es aymes I "Stroh'sSpok;;,.,, s2 9 ~pac s18~!of24 • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME B-an-k~ Elmwood 'Mo1or Bank Durand a1 Kentucky rl?nlau;/Jet ,ferfJkt' 554-5311 • Main Office 2704 Lathrop Ave. Racine, WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC MILLER s4212pack N/R Bottles Returnable Cases Meister Brau 14119 Ham ms 14119 24-12 oz. Ret. Bottles 7-Up, Diet 7-Up, Sq lrt, Cherry 7-Up, Dr Pepper s32~pac Barrel Specials Hamms ¼ s1299 Schlitz ¼ 118 99 Berentzen Original Apple Uqueur s711 •ff:r • S2 Rebat WINE C LERS Close Out Sale Assorted Flavors $299 * 1699 ~'t 4 pack 24 Pac Match 8 ThuntdllY, Aprtl23, 1987 PSGA Questionnaire Drop off in PSGA Office, WLLC Would you use a skating pond if one were available on C~!1!Pus? YES-ND-UNDECIDED Comments Would you listen to a radio station if we were to run one on campus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Comments Would you participate-support a football club if there were one on campus? YES-ND-UNDECIDED Comments Have you any comments-suggestions you would like to have addressed or answered? . Name (Ophonal)==,.=;;;;-;-;;~;-;;:;;;: Thank you. I will try to post the results In my next column. .. . ' ____ .....A. W~e~N~!T!~!N!~~tudents and 1200 Thursday, "priUS ~ a Party featurtng "The others. Sponsored by PAD. far WORKSHOP:. "Managerial gkers" starting at 9 p.rn. ~ Styles" starts at 9 a.m. In Sh~ Square. Admission IS Monday, Apru 2'1 Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for Un ~ned at the door. SP<)n- , reservations. Sponsored by cha g b PAB ROUND TARLE: "The!lolo. the Continuing Education Of- sored y. caust and the Ge"""" fice. "Saturday, April 25 Church" by Rev. llelnrt•• MOVIE: "Secret Honor wlil Grosse of West Ge "" be shown at'7:30 p.m. In the WORKSHOP: "Bartender starts at 12:15 p.m. In U Union Cinema. Tickets for the Awareness" starts at 11 p.m. 106. The event Is free Thursday Foreign Film Se- In Union 207. Call Ext. 2312 open to the pUblic. rtea will be available at the for details. FILM: "The Armenian ".."..'".. door. PLAY: "The Cradle Wlll The Genocide of 1915" WlJ1 • Friday, April 24 Rock" wlll be repeated at 8 shown at 1 p.m, In Mo WORKSHOP: "Staffing Your m In the Communication 107. The film Is free 8lld Organization" starts at 9 a.m, l::rt; Theatre. Tickets wlll be to the public. In Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for available at the door." WORKSHOP: "Malor details.' MOVIE: "Secret Honor wlll slons" will be repealed at WORKSHOP: "Major Decl- be repeated 8 p.m, In the p.m. In Union 202. Call ext. slons" starts at 1 p.m In Union Cinema. All seats are "2452 for reservations. Union 202. Sponsored by sold for the Saturday Foreign' DOCUMENTARY F'IUIt Career Planning and Place- .Film Series. "Shoah" (part 1 conllnualllrl ment Office. starts at 6 p.m. In UteUnlall BIKE RACE: Starting at 1 Sunday, April 26 Cinema. The film is free SIIl\ p.m. on the Inner Loop Road. MOVIE: "Secret Honor" wlll open to the public. Call ext. 2125 for more de- be repeated at 1 p.m. In the talis. Sponsored by Pi Sigma Union Cinema. Tickets for the Epsilon. Sunday Foreign Film Series MOVIES: "Modern TImes" wtll be available at the door. wtll be shown at 1:30 p.m, DOCUMENTARY FILM: and "The Great Dictator" will b wlll be shown at 7:30 p.m. In "Shoah" (part ~) , e the Union Cinema. Admission sChionwemnaa. tT3hep.mfil.mInIstahbeouUtnitohne is free for Parkside and Car- destruction of the Jews duro thage students and $2.00 for' Th fI1 . others. Sponsored by PAB. Ing World War II. e m ,IS Will free and open to the public. ' PLAY: "The Cradle MOVIE: "Monster Verdoux" CRoomckm" usntiacrattsionat A8rtps.mT.heInatrteh.e wtll be shown at 8'30 p.m. In Call ext. 2564 for ticket tnror- the Union Cinema. Admission matlon. Is free for Parkside and Car. Tuesday, Apt1) 28 WORKSHOP: "Major DecI. slons" will be repealed at I p.m. In Union 207. Call ext. 2452 for details. LECTURE: James R. PeW. sen, who writes Ute "Pla1IxI Advisor" 'column In Playbaj Magazine will talk at 8 p.1t In the Union CInema. program Is free .and opea the public. Sponsored by PAB. ANNOUNCING PERSONAL SYSTEM PC FAIR ---- -- - ---n----__-1-. ..,. ...-, TUESDAY, APRIL 28th ALCOVE AREA (Next to Bookstore) 9 a.m, - 4 n-m. COME SEE THE NEW IBM PERSONAL SYSTEM/2 8 Thur9day, April 23, 1987 PSGA Questionnaire Drop off in PSGA Office, WLLC ----~A Wte~N!!r!!'..!}!''!,!.~,udent, and 12,. Thunday, April ZS ~ a Party featuring "~e others. Sponsored by PAR. for WORKSHOP: "Managerial sh!kers" starting at 9 p.rn. m Styles" starts at 9 a .m. in U ·on Square. Admission ls Union 207. can ext. 2312 for c~rged at the door. Sponreservatlons. Sponsored by sored by p AB. Would you use a skating pond if one were available on ~usb-UNDECIDED Comments Would you listen to a radio station if we were to run one on campus? YES- 0-UNDECIDED Comments Would you partici~te-support a football club if there were one on campus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Co mments Have you any comments-suggestions you would like to have addressed or answered? . l ) ame (ophona ---.------,---:-Thank you. I will try to post the results m my next column. the Continuing Education Of• flee. .. will Saturday, April 25 MOVO:: "Secret Honor be shown at 7:30 p.m. in tbe Union Cinema. Tickets for the Thursday Foreign Film Serles will be avallable at the door. Friday, April 2' WORKSHOP: "Staffing Your Organization" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for details. WORKSHOP: " Major Decisions" starts at 1 p.m in Union 202. Sponsored by Career Planning and Placement Office. BIKE RACE: Starting at 1 p.m. on the Inner Loop Road. Call ext. 2125 for more details. Sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon. MOVIES: ' 'Modem Times" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and " The Great Dictator" wW be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission Is free for Parkside and car. thage students and $2.00 for others. Sponsored by P AB. PLAY: " The Cradle Will Rock" starts at 8 p.m. in the CommunicaUon Arts Theatre. Call ext. 2564 for ticket information. WORKSHOP: "Bartender Awareness" starts at 9 p.m. in Union 207. Call Ext. 2312 for details. PLA y: • 'The Cradle Will Rock" will be repeated at 8 m in the Communication ~~ Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. MOVIE: "Secret Honor" will be repeated 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, April Z6 MOVIE! "Secret Honor:• will be repeated at 1 p.m. m the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. DOCUMENTARY FILM: "Shoah" (part 1) will be shown at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The film is about the destruction _ of the Jews during World War II. The film is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "Monsier Verdoux" will be shown at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside a n d Car. ANNOUNCING TH - - - - • ... -- ,.. - ----- - - - ... .... - -- ..,, -- --- • • PERSONAL SYSTEM PC FAIR TUESDAY, APRIL 28th ALCOVE AREA (Next to Bookstore) 9 a.m. - 4 p~m. Monday, April r, ROUND TABLE: "The 1fo1o. caust and the Ge Church" by Rev. Rei:: Grosse of West starts at 12:15 p.m. 1n u111a1 106. The event Is free open to the public. FILM: ''The Armenian Caae· The Genocide of 19115" Will • shown at 1 p.m. In Mo 101. The film ls free and to the public. WORKSHOP: "Major Deel,; slons" will be repeated at I p.m. in Union 202. Call ext. 24f52 for reservations. DOCUMENTARY F'IUI: "Shoah" (part 1 cont1nuat1Ga starts at 6 p.m. 1n the Untan Cinema. The fllm is free and open to the publlc. Tuesday, April 28 WORKSHOP: "Major Deel, sions" will be repeated at t p.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2452 for details. LECTURE: James R. Pei.. sen, who writes the "~ Advisor" 'column in Playbof Magazine will talk at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. ~ program is free and ops It the public. Sponsored by P AB. COME SEE THE NEW IBM PERSONAL SYSTEM/2 ~~~~ThUrsd~aY'AP~rtI23'~1987~9 ente rtai nme nt McCurdy -Short Cuts·- byBernie Doll m~sicalscene which is !II aturated with top forty IItl"'bandsand groups that the oldies of one's nightmares it is reasthat there are still • bands who silll play Ibeb' muslc. one of best original bands ibis area is Pat McCurdy the Confldentlals. y's music appeals to wid' variety of Individuals I lh1s tact illustrates that iIIIaoog wrillng ability of this Is something to be reck- _ with. The band plays and roll ( for lack of a r moreall encompassing ) and their songs deal '11th the everyday expertences (withsome exceptions) ratherthan recounting the IpOlIs of a million dollar life· Ilyls droning about how blehuman existence Is. ane 01the things that sets Ibe Conlldentialsapari from othergroups In the area Is tile metthat the live show is alwaysdifferent. Along with _t additions their 1epetolre McCurdy and band IIao do an Impromptu request I8Ctlon In which they perform 1IIlatever audience members ea1l out some mcdlflca, lions). This part of the show can take some interesting recent session doda Led Zepplln, Laurie Pat McCurdy and the Men About Town atlesting to the band's popuyou Iarlly. Pat said that the most fun recent recording was done "With the spirit In mind" In Confident1als perform. rather than aiming for a per. ance. feet recording. Recently, Pat and band went Into MlIwaukee's Breezeway studios to record a three song demo which features, "Wonderland of Love" I "How". and "Don't Wait an. other Day". The demo (which was aided by Mike Hoffman) is now being shopped around to the major labels. The Con. flndentials last release "How to Love and Be Loved" (which featured ten tunes) sold out a couple hundred copies the two weeks that It was available the public Pat McCurdy and the Conti· dentials are an entire entertainment package featuring humor, satire. social commentary, and some of the best music in this or any section of the country. see them now before the large area markets snap them up. Pat said that "There is a demand for us in Minneapolis and Chicago." would be great disservice yourself to not see Pat McCurdy and the Confidentials soon! ALL IN THE NAME -----OF LOVE by AlianUc Starr------ (Warner Bros.) two. Ita lyrics are uninspired but harmless, as are the vocals. UUe cut other duet, "All of Love, II 1!1 a poor rendition at Al Hudson and One Way. It has a mellow ballad sound, but the vocals just aren't impressive. The Instrumentation is typtcal synthesized keyboards and percussion. the music simplistic repetitive. There is nothing special about songs the sing- Ing. None 01 the songs are ortenstve, but most of them are lorgettable. Atlantic Starr's latest album is just as the title suggests - a compilation of love songs with nice IIttie beata. boasts the song "Always," which is currently on The group's pop sound, with touch of R&B, may hit home with those who are just looking lor a ballad album ot the mediocre. IIght.groove Aliantic Starr·s trademark has been duets by Weathers either David or Wayne Lewis. Ot the album's songs are duets. "Always" is the beller of the Utlle America -------- by Utlle America (Warner The debut disk from Uttle America presents a band that developed something worthwhlle. ThIs is not to say that the album Is an e/fort completely devoid of enterlalnment, but most 01 it is about as appetiz. Ing as a piece of dry toast. The trouble with Uttle America the fact that they present the lack on the is atrocious. There are only two tracks on the entire LP ·Rlntz tlme distinct from the rest and much material is plain and repetitive. Yet, as easy it would be to dismiss lh1s album as a toial loss It would not be fair to do 80. The recording is quite god with a strong bass and drum attack and well mixed vocals and The album also contains some standout like "World". "Lost Along Way". and the haunting "Walk On F~' ··Bernle Doll BRATS. BURGERS AND "I 29 11am-2pm Union Patio WedL.ivAepnMusic by .. " JACK MACKEREL" Free Admission I!! =--==============-Thul'Sd-=ay,==Aprt2l3=, 1=9 :::::897 en t e rta i nm en t Mccurdy man about music by eernle Doll t%ii .. .• ·-- 'N'i -- - musical scene Ill a turated -:' bands and groups ~t one s reasthat still uieil'muslc. One Ibis ts Confidentials. ~y's wide individuals !. ihiB fact • 1111 aoog writing ablllty • lllld ls reck- 1 with. The band plays ,-..uer more all w1111 experiences with some rather than ipo111 llfeiyle or i.rtble human is. One of the lie Confldentials apart Giber groups in is le fact that ls always different. mutant to npetolre llao impromptu aeclion in whatever call (with modificallona). an . A ded a Anderson combination. As you might have noticed, McCurdy likes to have fun and humor plays a large role in any Confidentlals performance. into Milwaukee's features, Love", How", another Confindentials ''to and in it to attesting to the band's popularity. Pat said that the most recent recording was done "With the spirit in mind" rather than aiming for a perfect Confidentlals entertainment satire, commentary, section Go demand It a to -Short Cuts- ------OF LO\'E Atlantic Starr -----( Br01J.) AUantic ls as suggests • little beats. The album being played the airwaves. v.1th a tor of mediocre, light-variety. Atlantic Starr's Barbara and Of nine only two better Its The title and in the Name Love," ls of ha.a impressive, instrumentaUon ls typical percussion, aimpllatic and la the or singing. of offensive, forgettable. •·Marla Rint:: Uttle Little Bros.) disk Llttle has not yet fully into worthwhile. This ls effort entertainment, of abOut ing Little is nothing new and the. of variety album that have the time signatures much of their is - ns It this total lt falr to so. la and guitars. nlso tracks like .. Perfect the and "Walk Firf'~' ••Be"tfc BRATS, ••• Wed. April 29 11 am-2pm Live Music by: " ~A~K MACKEREL" Adm1ss1on !!! Shape upt by Michael J. Rohl Agood, nutritious and 1I'IlIj..... diet Is what a body '" perform:But what Is pi. balanced diet? Well, candy, cake, cookies, fnlils and vegetables, and McQonald's is aweD·balanced diet. Remembethrose Saturday adverfisments. or .choolhealth education? 100 do, you probably mberthe four basic food Whole grains and , dairy products, meat fish and fruits and ....... "hlea are still the best to go. Youdon't have to a healthfood nut to eat a diet. Promthe four food groups, III.Ix most haslc nutrients ... be acquIred. Carbohy. /rate., prqleins, fats, vita. 1Ibla, mineralsand water are IIIsupplied In some form or IIIllhebrythe four groups. I ~bohYdrales are the· ...,. preferred energy ........ They supply the body with most of the body's energy .. CarbohYdrates are complex su~ars Which come from fruIts, vegetables gralrts and bread. ' The same molecules that make up table (refineel) sugar are in vegetables fruits and grains. Refined sugar, however, is not an efficient source of energy. You may ask, "Isn't It the same s"tuff? What's, the difference?. This is the difference. Re. fined sugars are small. They enter the bloodstream direct. Iy with very lIttie digestion. This Influx of sugar causes in. sulin fluctuation, causing energy highs and lows. Also, the excess sugars can only be stored as fats. More complex carbohydrates, however, take longer to digest and usually contain more vitamins, minerals and fiber. Because complex car. bohydrates require more di· gestion, they allow a steady flow of energy. Also, the body doesn't naturally break down food to the smallest parts right away. Carbohydrates are broken down into glycogen and stored in muscle. Fats are a secondary source of fuel and are present in virtually aU foods to a cer· tain degree. They are burned over a long period of time and contain more energy than any other source, but there's one problem, - some fats con· tribute to high cholesterol. Thursday. Apcl123, 11187 11 Athlete p-rofile Le~~c~!!!n~ces Englishand tennis "Tennis is my best 5 rt coach, Dick Frecka, really but not my favortta r I POth' relates to the players. This I. competi.on. but I'm .notaovveerte a rnajor partin our success, " dedicated to It." Y explained LeCount. This Is the persp tI Besldes tennis, Randy la Randy LeCount ec ve. of also active In football, billie. English major and a senior ball, and basketball. He also of Parkslde's tennis atmember Is participating In an Intern- Tennis comes ve earn. ship in Writing and Editing Iy to LeCount He bry natural· here. He feels It Is very Im- .ing tennis in the el ~::,nplay. Randy Lecount portant to stay In ahape nnd for fun th g grade to do well In school. te U; ~n went on to corn- feated. ThIs Is an impressive Randy aspire. to • Journal. pe high school. In his record for a person who has !.smcareer In sportswriting or ~:~~ season in high school never taken a tennIs lesson. po8lI1bly Publ1c Relation •. Pia named Most Valuable There are eleven mem- "I'm just l1I<eany other col. yer. LeCount is ranked bers on Parl<slde's tennls lege student. I'm here to get sixth in smgles and third In team.' "I'be laat three yeara a degree then I'll try to lind doubles (with partner Jeff have been goad for us. Last 8Ome~ to do with It." he Stanich) where he is unde- season. we were 10-0. Our aJ.d. • -----ClassifiedAds----- Services Offered sNORTS 'DASII' 1'0_ you _ sharpen your blg crayona 810 that )'OUr writing would be more legible and one could tell the dittere:nce between and a 'dash' Na. Na, Na EXa....ulATlON POINT KIM: WHY is it that ew.n thouc1\ Gary does not agree with you, he sUll defends you, bul )lOU take every 0pportunity to rag on him" SiaLerhood /brotherhood begtns at home. Some-. times I wonder It you are lhInk1Dc. THE EXPWITATIOS at Frank Su.. tra baaed on his phyalcaJ ..~ deeply upsets WI. We can feel our· selves becoming anorexic: &lru.dy, Nancy and Frank Jr. WE WANT a swtnpet! We ""&llt • sw1n.geel! HOW DOD one. maD a UYiDC ... career 01 masturbation! AND ROW about that re:Urement plan? 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DID you notice that ..sertous blue eyes" is still MY secret? CONGRATUlATIONS STEVE B. aDd Sarah, It, psych major and Howdy Doodles's older sister-what a couple! BONEMAN: WOOT woo! As In the woot rIver. Love you babe! . B.W. JAN·D. heard you're: nmntng for Aut. Pro Temp_ That's Speclal. PROFESSOR C.: Thanks for an en· joyable semester. It's Obsesalon. Ks. IF LADIES' rooms have femInIne napkins what do men'. rooms ha'Ye! Q: WHA'J' did the Amazons do with their men? A: They kept them as pets. EVIDENTLY I didn't ~u it clear enough for you! Would bIg crayons have helped?·!t'8 Snocta not Sborta! 'en's track . Heat slows down runners by llarah ltiett 500m this year in 15:57. Mike . Nelson was also entered and ..'!be SUnunerweather was a ran a personal best by twelve ~ factor In some slower seconds. His finishing time ... ' last weekend as the was 16:17. &al ::• lrack team competed Although mostiy made up Universityof Illinois In of distance runners, Parkslde the Palgn. After traInIng in had two men competing in Lue COOlweather coach the hurdle events. In the 110m IIlneIan RosafeU the 'heat was high hurdies, Todd Nomm:.; I illte whatof a shock and def. sen ran a 16.2. This was s /orhJly causedsome problems first race of the year, a.s he i lin • runners. coming back from an mjury. lihitethe1000meter run Rob Dan Vogt, running the 400m 1bne Offtntshed eighth ";Ith a hurdles, didn't have a good ......Bfour minutes, 6.72 sec- day, and finished in 59.8. will 111.(11'Own wasn't far behind Next weekend, the men t 1Iik~3li.e Placed tenth. be competing at the Elmh~S i l.unow ran his first Relays In Elmhurst, IllinO . Iiii"''''.",************************ : .POOL CENTER: I ~i S 5102 Gr.een Bay Rd., Kenosha * THE SWIMMING POOL * i PROFESSIONALS: : IN.GROUND • ABOVE GROUND ... i:8,ALES • CHEMICALS : ~. ~ALLATION • ACCESSORIES - ... i P VICE • EQUIPMENT : : ..HONE:KENOSHA 654.3341 RACINE 632-5223 ... 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They supply the fen's track body with most of the body's energy. Carbohydrates are complex sugars which come from fruits, vegetables grairls and bread. ' The same molecules that make up table (refined) sugar are in vegetables fruits and grains. Refined s~gar, however, is not an efficient source of energy. You may ask, "Isn't it the same stuff? What's the difference? This is the difference. Refined sugars are small. They enter the bloodstream directly with very little digestion. This influx of sugar causes insulin fluctuation, causing energy highs and lows. Also, the excess sugars can only be stored as fats. More complex carbohydrates, however, take longer to digest and usually contain more vitamins, minerals and fiber. Because complex carbohydrates require more digestion, they allow a steady flow of energy. Also, the body doesn't naturally break down food to the smallest parts right away. Carbohydrates are broken down into glycogen and stored in muscle. Fats a.re a secondary source of fuel and a.re present in virtually all foods to a certain degree. They are burned over a long period of time and contain more energy than any other source, but there's one problem . some fats contribute to high cholesteroL Heat slows down runners by 8arab Hiett 500m this year in llS: 57. Mike Nelson was also entered and -~ IIUnuner weather was a ran a personal best by twelve an.;- factor 1n some slower seconds. His finishing time ._, last weekend as the was 16:17. at ta! track team competed Although mostly made up n..._ University of Winois 1n of distance runners, Parkside ~PIIJgn. After training in had two men competing in l.tic~ool weather, coach the hurdle events. In the 110m an,,,...,.._Rosa felt the heat was high hurdles, Todd Nommenl! tteiywna t of a shock and def. sen ran a 16.2. 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Thursday, Apdl 23, 1987 1 Classified Ads TOGA-TOGA' ' - J ~ - /, 1· dance FRIDAY APRIL 24TH 8:30 UNIO SQUARE STUDENTS 2 GUEST 3 FIRST 100 IN TOGAS GET FREE LAURELS THE SHAKERS MQv~ review No secret by Gary _berger Movies like "The Secret of My Success" are a lot like mJd·aJr plane colllaions: disasters which could have, and should have, been avoided. Michael J. Fox, fresh from taking It on the chin for the labored "Light of Day," Is lost In this brash, overblown stinker which purports to be a comedy. But there's nothing funny to about a script that. unloads more Implauslbllltles than UHaul unloads couches. Brantley Foster (Fox) abandons Kansas. heads to New York to work in the mallroom of his uncle' 5 corporation. beds his aunt, falls for a comelybut- cold executive and winds up Impersonating a top-level exec between mall runs. None of this meshes well with the ridulculous romantic undercurrents, in which .. Fox's lack of success every prtnclpal character Is shacking up with another principal character who happens to be married or attached to yet another prtnct- .pal character. So frenetic and disjointed Is Director Herbert Ross' pacing that viewers feel like they're watching three tennls matches taking place simultaneously on the same court. When the plot contrivances aren't befuddling viewers. Film dictionary released by Jim Nelbaur Entertainment Editor There have been many Who's Who books on film, but this Is the first What's What. .'The American FUm Industry" by Anthony Slide (Greenwood Press) Is a brlllant, encyclopedic tome packed with valuable information. Slide carefully has complied statistics on every aspect of American turns and filmmaking, giving descrlptlons and essays for each entry, followed by addresses (where appropriate, e.g. studios, and a bibliography of further readings for each entry.) For students of American films It Is most Important. In its pages we have references to so much essential data on film, It would conceivably take a dozen or more reference books to make comparisons by volume alone. What makes this book even more salient Is Its In-depth descrlp- ~Ia~ DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS! A Regular DOMINO'S PIZZA $3~~TASK A Large DOMINO'S PIZZA $5~~TASK TWO WEEKS ONLY!! Just ask for the $3.95 special or the $5.95 special when you order. Good from April 13 through the 26th. Order as many times as you'd like-no coupon necessary. 12 additional ilems available! Not valid with other offers or coupons. ssa-ssrr 491960th Street tlons and information for absolutely every entry. Not one thing Is dismissed as insignificant. For libraries with sections on film, it is an indlspensible reference work. Anthony Slide's name certainly adds value to the already comprehenstve tome. Slide has written a number of fine books on the media, his works on silent film being especially noteworthy. Helen Slater (as Fox's love Interest) Is lulling them to sleep with a pitifUl performance which makes her work In "Superglrl" look like Oscar fodder. Embarrassingly shff, especially when she's trying to be bitchy, Slater boasts all the chartsma of an old cat toy. And It's clear that Fox, who's as cute and endearing as ever, has a hard time trying to work with such a stifferoo. . Had Michael J. Fox, otUI hot property deSPite ..a "Light of Day" fiasco ".. agreed to waste hlmseu Ilol this hokum, "The Secret'" My Success" WOUldprobab~ have never seen cellulbld aJ as long as folks the callb~rIII Fox lend themselves to SUCh vacuous endeavors, We can expect to see movies as d184 trous as any mid·alr l'1aJl crash. e Softball--- Softball from page 12 scored two runs In the seventh inning and had two on with two out, but a shot off a Parksde bat was snagged on a diving catch by the Demon's snortstop, preserv- Ing their victory . That afternoon, Parkslde played the host team St. Francis. The Rangers scored first with a run In the first, but couldn't bring anyone around and ·lot 4·1. The Rangers left 12 runners on base In the game. The lone bright spot was Zimmerman, who went 3-for-4. Last M**on*d*a*y,* the Rang"" hosted St. Xavier. The VIal. tors, however. weren't gracious guests, taking the .... bleheader by scores 6·2 8Ild 10-3In eight Innings. Parkslde led the first g8IIIe until the third inning, but St. ·Xavier scored two in the tll1rd and four in the fourth. In game two, Parkslde 104 3-1 until the sixth, whenSl. Xavier tied the game IIlII sent it Into extra 1nnInga. Major statusdelayed------ SOC from page 1 boxes, II Harmeyer comment. ed. Robinson explained that she was not on campus at all last week and was unable to read anything that was In her mailbox. The other senators who were absent from the meeting and may have read the final draft of the constltution were excused from attending or' had previously informed Vice President Corby Anderson that they would be late. . A futher complication In the WEDNESDAYS ___ FROM7PM .. IMPORTED B:Efj~'SPECIALS "'?.- \. .;. ~ T A • t •• """ 6100 WASHINGTON AVE., RACINE, WI. AND ALL THAT LIVE JAZZ approval of the consUlulllll and acquisitlon of mojo' status arose with Senator Fred Monardl's questlonlng whether the entlre body 01 SOC was aware that the approval of the consitution_ Indeed, the signal for petlUon· tng for major status. I 'There was no motlCII made In SOC that we pas. tlIe constltutlon through the sen· ate to gain major status, but as a representative of SOC, I'm entitled to bring an~ that SOC passes for Sena approval. We don't move to have the minutes approved by the Senate, yet that is done each week." Harmeyer explained. ell I' The explanation satisfi 1: Manardl's question. Bill I Former SOC chair lh I Serpe was unhappy with ,,; I,' Senate's indecision as well.the think it is disgraceful thsaotme' Senate could not act on uIS I thing that has been in c1r~er: I, tlon all year and, furas<. " more, I will help D°':rcum. meyer find a way to C a'or vent the Senate to seek111J status." he commented. j,I j I' • I~,I I, l' I' SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Refrigerators, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More! Get the Surplus Pnce SUPER SURPLUS oUTLET 5535 22ndA:- I OPEN7d8P' ......... ~ ,. " Thuladlly, April 23. 1117 Movie review No secret to Fox's lack of success b Gary hneeber r tovtes like • 'The Secret of 1:y uccess" are a lot like mid• Ir plane colllaJons: disa t which could have, and· hould h ve, been avoided. Michael J. Fox, fre h from king It on the chin for the 1 bor d "Light of Day," Is lo t In thJs brash, overblown tink r which purport to be a comedy. But th re's nothing funny about a cript that unloads more lmplaustbllitles than UHaul unloads couches. Brantley Foster (Fox) abandons Kansas, heads to ew York to work in the mallroom of hJs uncle's corporation. bed hi aunt, falls for a comelybut- cold xecutlve and wind up impersonating a top-level exec between mail runs. one of this meshes w U with the riduiculous romantic undercurrents, in which every principal character is shacking up with another principal character who happens to be married or attached to yet another principal character. So frenetic and disjointed is Director Herbert Ross' pacing that viewers feel like they're watching three tennis matches taking place simultaneously on the same court. When the plot contrivances aren't befuddling viewers, Helen Slater (as Fox's Jove interest> is lulling them to sleep with a pitiful performance which makes her work in "Supergirl" look like Oscar fodder. Embarrassingly stiff. especially when she's trying to be bitchy, Slater boasts all the charisma of an old cat toy. And it's clear that Fox, who's as cute and endearing as ever, has a hard time trying to work with such a stifferoo. Had Michael J. Fox Still hot property despite lhea "Light of Day" fiasco agreed to waste himsei, not this hokum. "The Secret OIi My Success" would ProbabOf have never seen celluloid ~ as long as folks the callb~r Of Fox lend themselves to SUCb vacuous endeavors, we can expect to see movies aa disaa. trous as any mid-air Plane crash. Film dictionary released Softba//--- Softball from page 12 scored two runs in the seventh inning and had two on with two out, but a shot off a Parksde bat was snagged on a diving catch by the Demon's shortstop, preservb · .Jim . lbaur t,ntertalnm nt Editor There have been many Who· Who books on film, but thJ. l th first What' What. ''The merican Film Industry" by Anthony Ude (Gr nwood Press) is a brilant, encyclopedic tome ck d with valuable information. Ude carefully has compiled tatistics on every aspect of American rums and fllmmaking, giving descrtp- Uons and essays for each entry, followed by addresses (where appropriate, e. g. studios, and a bibliography of further readings for each entry.) For students of American films It ls most important. In Its page we have references to so much ess ntial data on film, lt ould conceivably take a dozen or more reference book to make comparisons by volume alone. What makes this boo even more salJent is its in-depth descrip- DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS! A Regular DOMINO'S PIZZA s3~~TASK A Large DOMINO'S PIZZA ss~!TASK TWO WEEKS ONLY!! 654-ssn 4919 60th Street lions and information for ab• solutely every entry. Not one thing is dismissed as insignificant. For libraries with sections on film, it ls an lndispensible reference work. Anthony Sllde's name certainly adds value to the already comprehensive tome. Slide has written a number of fine books on the media, his works on silent film being especially noteworthy. ing their victory. That afternoon, Parkside played the host team St. Francis. The Rangers scored first with a run in the first, but couldn't bring anyone around and lot 4-1. The Rangers left 12 runners on base in the game. The lone bright spot was Zimmerman, who went S-for-4. ****** Last Monday, the Rangen hosted St. Xavier. The vial. tors, however, weren't gra. cious guests, taking the doubleheader by scores 8-2 and 10-3 in eight innings. Parkside led the first game until the third inning, but SL xa vier scored two in the third and four in the fourth. In game two, Parkside led 3-1 until the sixth, when St. xavier tied the game 111d sent it into extra lnn1nga. Major status delayed------ S0Cfrompage1 boxes," Harmeyer comment. ed. Robinson explained that she was not on campus at all last eek and was unable to read anything that was in her mailbox. The other senators who were absent from the meeting and may have read the final draft of the constitution were excused from attending or -had previously informed Vice President Corby Anderson that they would be late. A futher complication in the AND ALL THAT LIVE JAZZ WEDNESDAYS -...-- FROM7PM IMPORTED BEER SPECIALS approval of the conatltutiml and acquisition of major status arose with Senator Fred Monardi's question!llg whether the entire body ct SOC was aware that the approval of the consituUon was. indeed, the signal for petition• Ing for major status. ''There was no motioo made in SOC that we pass the constitution through the Sen· ate to gain major status, but as a representative of SOC, I'm entitled to bring an~ that SOC pa$808 for Sena approval. We don't move to have the minutes approved by the Senate, yet that 11 done each week," Harmeyer explained. The explanation sattsfled Monardi's question. Bill Former SOC chair Serpe was unhappy wllh ~.; Senate's indecision as well. think it is disgraceful that the Senate could not act on so: thing that has been in clrc er: tion all year and, turthHaJ'· more, I will help Dotcurn· meyer find a way to c ajOr vent the Senate to seek m status." he commented. - SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Ref~geratOIS, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More( Get the Surplus Pnce SUPER SURPLUS OUTLET 5535 22nd A:. ._~on .. ;11.;.1.11a_,,,_,_ .. :......._ .. .. I • Ranger softball team's erratic season continues by Kobb Luebr Sports Editor The Parkslde softball team carried a 13·14 record into last week's action and put together a rour-gama winning streak before losing two games over the weekend and two on Monday. Last Tuesday's game agatnst Loyola was cancelled due to rain. then the women travelled to the National Oollege of Education for a doubleheader. In the first game, Ranger pitcher Karen Livesey almost pulled a Juan Nieves, tossing a one-hitter, with a walk, as Schedule SOFTBALL Fri., April U- I.U.P.U.I. tournament; vs. St. Xavier, 6:45 p.m.; vs. Spring Arbor (Mich.), 7:30 p.m, Sat., April as - The I.U.P.U.I. tournament continues; vs. Buller (tnd.). 9 a.m.; vs. I.U.P.U.I., 10;45 a.m.; vs, Valparaiso, 2:15 p.m, Mon., April 27 - At UW·Green Bay, 6 p.m. Wed., April 29 - Home vs, U.I ..Chicago, 4 p.m, All games are doubleheaders TENNIS Fri. and sat., April 24 - At the Midwest Invitational tourn arnent , Whitewater, begtnntng at 10 a. m. Friday; continues at 9 a.m. Saturday Mon., April 27 - Home vs. Northeastern IllInois, 3 p.m. BASEBALL Today, April 23 - At UW-Madison, 2 p.m, Sat., Apr11~ - Home VB. Concordia College. noon Mon., April 27 - At Concordta College, Mequon, 1 p.m. Wed., Al?rIl 29 - At Northeastern IllInois, 1 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TRACK Sat., April 2ll - Women at the Elmhurst College Relays, 10 a.m. Ron'sPCace Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2fO,1, 12-4 p.m, Tuesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 330152nd Kenosha, WI • 657·4455 -z photo by Jack No, you're not .. elng double. Kim Vanderbush (17) is at bat for Parbidl while Renee SpE:ar(4) assumes a similar stance while waiting on deck duriIt Monday'S game against St. Xavier. The Lady Rangers lost the doubtl hIIdIi to drop their record to 17·18. Crosse was Parkslde's oPPO- on KIm Vanderbush's nent, "Thls game was sco- Buckland pitched the reless until the fifth tnntng, plete game shutout. when the Rangers struck for The next morning, a run- which turned out to be Rangers took on DePaul, the only one of the game. team they've had trouble With two outs, Jane thls year. The Blue De Schumaker hlt the ball to cen- jinx continued as DePaul ter field, where It was 4-2, but It wasn't due to a dropped by the fielder. of Parkslde effort. Schumaker ended up on third Behind 4-o,the on the error, then came home Softball see page 10 Marter breaks school record Women's track team "running hot" by Michael J. Kohl Asst. Sports Editor Parkslde won 1-0. The Rangers got the only run they needed tn the fourth tnntng. Pam Hosp led off with a single and was sacrificed to second by Julie Gaestel. A wild pitch got Hosp to third. then a single by Michelle Zimmerman brought in the run. In the second game, the Rangers scored three times tn the third Inning and five times tn the fourth to support Tracy Buckland's pitching and beat National College 8-3. This *Pa*st * w*e*eke*nd, the Ranger-s were a part of the College of St. Francis tournament. In the round-robin event, Parkslde ftntshed thlrd out of five teams with a 2·2 record. The first game for the Ranger was Friday agatnst UI·ChIcago, a team lost to earlier in the week. This time. though, the tables were turned as the Rangers got two runs in the seventh inning PJ beat UI-C 4·2. Gaestel was the hltttng star as she went 3- for-4 with 2 doubles. Livesey was the winning pitcher. Later that day, UW-La. Another beautiful spring day - maybe on the warm side, but not warm enough to slow down the Parkslde women: but then, there is very Iltlle that seems to slow them down. Coach MIke DeWitt's team Is tn a dynamic state; dynamo "Icany Improvtng . or so It would seem • from the way they keep runntng faster each week. We~eMoved Were Bigger and Better ", . Than·Ever Midnight Sun Tanning Salon Now Offering: lier-'r ExclUSive to the Racine/Kenosha area... Thermo Trim "Body Wrap" The most adlJanced European weight lass and cellulite reduction treatment rr;;- - 5;d:t;S;:;i;j" - -;;th~u=l IBefore 10 sessions s4000 Only "OU • sea Wolff Systems 633-3022 I I ~ • Solana Systems ITravel Solana Torso Systems 304 6th St. ~ Parkslde J-.D.-Re-qU-ired--D_ownto:w:.n :Ra1c.ine I em" Foryo - /t.. ur U Imate Ion - we naue the utI/mate in tonning beds. 304 6th St., Downtow~!laclne • 633-3022 "Thls happens this ttme year because we are sw1 ing from more volume distance to less volume more quallty," said DeWitt. Of the 11 women who veiled to Southern Illinois, ran their personal bests season bests, including chelle Marter, who set a Parkslde record In the meter run. DeWitt attribu the outstanding preformsn to the nice-weather I exceU track and an easing up training. "Things are a llttle diffe ent this year," said DeWI "I wouldn't be surprisedIf.. , see a steady drop In tim . If this trend contlnues,vlll squad going to Russel Arkansas for the Nollui Champlonshlp could be q large. . ten "There are about .. pIe running pretty hot, Witt said. "There are ten pie who could break and qualify." •••.•• meter'" Parkside results. 20090(sbl;!U" JacqueHne Cotton. 4thOO25isbl. ~ • becca Scott, 6th, 2~i.168 (pr). ~ Nancy Marter, 2nd, . d .4'30.511 (II' - Michelle Marter. ~t46 '(Ib); Jilleen Fobalr, 4th, . ooixlrn . J Reiter, 5:00.3 (S~k2 ($b); Melotick, 2nd, 10. . LSUJ'& Alioto, 3rd, 10:39.4 (prj; man. 4th, 10:40.6 (sb). Key: sb • sea"on best; pr • best; Sf' • school record. b Robb Lu hr po dJtor Th Parkside softball team carrt d a 13-14 record into I t w k's action and put tog ther a four-game winning tr ak before lo Ing two m s over the week nd and two on onday. Last Tuesday's game against Loyola was cancelled due to rain, then the women travelled to the atlonal College of Education for a doubleheader. In the fir t game, Ranger pitcher Karen Livesey almost pulled a Juan !eves, tossing a one-hitter, wtth a walk, as Schedule OFl'BALL Frt., April 24 - I.U.P.U.I. tournament; vs. St. xav1er, 5:45 p.m . ; vs. Spring Arbor (Mich.), 7:30 p.m. t., April ~ - The I.U.P.U.I. tournament continues; vs. Butler (Ind.), 9 a.m.; vs. 1.U.P.U.I., 10:45 a.m,i vs. Valparaiso, 2:15 p.m. on., Aprll 27 - At UW-Green Bay, 5 p.m. Wed., April 29 - Home vs. .I.-Chicago, 4 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TENNI Fri. and Sat .. April 24 - At the Midwest Invitational toum ament , Whitewater, beginning at 10 a.m. Friday; continues t 9 a.m. Saturday Mon., April 27 - Home vs. Northeastern Illinois, 3 p.m. BASEBALL Today, Aprtl 2S • At UW-Madlson, 2 p.m. Sat .. April :m - Home vs. Concordia College, noon Mon., Aprtl 27 • At Concordia College, Mequon, 1 p.m. Wed., April 29 • At Northeastern Illinois, 1 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TRACK Sat., April :m - Women at the Elmhurst College Relays, 10 a.m. Ron'sPface Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2fort, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas oreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, WI 657-4455 Parkside won 1-0. The Rangers got the only run they needed in the fourth inning. Pam Hosp led off with a single and was sacrificed to second by Julie Gaestel. A wild pitch got Hosp to third, then a single by Michelle Zimmerman brought in the run. In the second game, the Rangers scored three times in the third inning and five times in the fourth to support Tracy Buckland's pitching and beat National College 8-3. ****** This Past weekend, the photo by Jac11 Rangers were a part of the College of St. Francis tournament. In the round-robin event, Parkside finlshed third out of five teams wtth a 2-2 record. No, you're not -Ing double. Kim Vanderbush (17) Is at bat for Plltllldt while RenH Sp(,ar (4) assumes a similar stance while waiting on deck 11111111g Monday's game against St. Xavier. The Lady Rangers lost tlM double IINdli to drop their record to 17-18. The first game for the Ranger was Friday against UI-Chicago, a team lost to earlier 1n the week. This time. though, the tables were turned as the Rangers got two runs in the seventh inning to beat UI-C 4-2. Gaestel was the hitting star as she went 3- for-4 wtth 2 doubles. Livesey was the winning pitcher. Crosse was Parkside's oppo- on Kim Vanderbush's nent. This game was sco- Buckland pitched the reless until the fifth inning, plete game shutout. when the Rangers struck for The next morning, a run which turned out to be Rangers took on DePaul, the only one of the game. team they've had trouble With two outs, Jane this year. The Blue De Schumaker hit the ball to cen- jinx continued as DePauJ ter field, where it was 4-2, but it wasn't due to a dropped by the fielder. of Parkside effort. Schumaker ended up on third Behind 4-0, the Later that day, UW-La- on the error, then came home Softball see page 10 Marter breaks school record Women's track team ''running hot" by Michael J. Rohl Asst. Sports Editor Another beautiful spring day • maybe on the warm side, but not warm enough to slow down the Parkside _women; but then, there is very little that seems to slow them down. Coach Mike DeWitt's team is 1n a dynamic state; dynamically improving - or so it would seem • from the way they keep running faster each week. WeveMoved Were Bigger and Better ··· Than Ever Midnight Sun Tanning Salon Now Offering: Exclusive to the Racine/Kenosha area ... Thermo Trim "Body Wrap" The most advanced European weight loss and cellulite reduction treatment I T;;;- - ~~~-=i~ --=th~u= 7 ' Before 10 sessions s4000 Only v: • SCA Wolff Systems 633-3022 I I OU • Solana Systems I Travel • Solana TOl'SO Systems 304 6th St. Parkside I~ R::!:':::!,,, _Downtown Racine I ---- Trtm Center c~ 1 For your uhimote ton . we have the ultimate in tanning beds. 304 6th St., Downtown Racine• 633-3022 • 'This happens this time year because we are sw1 ing from more volume distance to less volume more quality," said DeWitt. Of the 11 women who velled to Southern IlllnOII, ran their personal bests season bests, including chelle Marter, who set a Parkside record In the meter run. DeWitt attr1b the outstanding preforman to the nice weather, excell track and an easing up training. "Things are a mue ent this year," said DeWI "I wouldn't be surprised If see a steady drop In tiJlleB, If this trend cont1nues,vill squad going to Russeh Arkansas for the Na ui Championship could be q large. • 'There are about t~. ple running pretty hOt, Witt said. "There are ten ple who could break and qualify." • • • •• tel1 Parkside results: :soi::1, litJacqueline Cotton. 4th, ·sbl _,i becca Sco\t, 6th, 26-~6 ~ (prl, J.l(l.lill Nancy Marter, 2nd, 2· · 4.30.'8 •• . Michelle Marter, 2nd, ·1sbl, Jilleen Fobalr, 4th, 4:~ • J• Reiter. {>:00.3 (sb). sb)' ~.-::..,,. MeloUck, 2nd, 10: 98.Z .1~-Alloto, 3rd. 10:39,4 (pr), man. 4th, 10:~.6 (sb). Key: ab • sea.7on b~I; pr • be.7t; .,,. • school record. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Serpe resigns position as SOC chair Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - Jan, 22, 1987 University of WlsconSln-Parkslde VOl. 15, No. 115 ;aving for Moscow Kaplan to -visit Sakharov 'Gary L. Schneeberger b) Editor ' ChancellorSheila Kaplan the states today for Ie&,'es w where she and nine }fOSCOU'Shigher education other .' d rs will meet with Soviet Jea ~ rights activist Andre :srov and his wife, Elena sonner, . . . Tbe trip to the noted dISSI- dents'MosCOWa!,artment Is ~~onein a series of stops the Americandelegation will make in an·.effort to "raise nationalconsciousness about the struggle for human rights andabout higher education's commitmentto that strug- gle," accordingto Kaplan. "It'squitean honor to meet 1Ir. Sakharovand Ms. Bon- ner," Kaplan explained. "Whatever influence we (the delegation) can have on keep- Ing the country aware that peoplestili have to struggle 1m' basichuman rights, that thingsare not 'rosy, I will make the trip a success." Kaplanwas chosen by the trip'sorganizer, City Univer- sity of New York--Staten Is- ,Sheila Kaplan land President Ed Volpe, bjl- cause "he didn't want to have a strictly East Coast group. Also, I. Kaplan said, •'this symbolizes Wisconsin's com- mitment to human rights causes, to making sure that people don't forget about the oppressed because Sakharov, who has such a high profile, has been released. to Following the visit with Sakharov and Bonner on Sun. day, Jan. 25, the group. which includes seven university and college presidents, will travel to Vienna, Austria to attend a conference on Security and Cooperation in Europe (CSCE) on Tuesday, Jan. 27. The first such conference, in 1975, produced the Helsinki Accords, an agreement signed by' 35 European na- tions -dncludtng the Soviet Union --and the U,S, and Can- ada, which pledges signatory nations to respect human rights. The delegation will return to the U.S, on Feb. 1. Soon thereafter, Kaplan will speak at a Parkside Social Science Roundtable to discuss the trip. As for the severe sub- zero weather blanketing Russia, which has been reported as low as 100 below, Kaplan fs casually undeterred. "I've lived in Minnesota for seven years, to she jokes. "There's no way Moscow can be colder than that." New alcohol policies endorsed, take effect by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor terlaced in all their recom- mendations was a serious committment to responsible Alcohol polley changes rec- alcohol use, and I say 'Amen' ommended by a subcommit- to that." tee of the Parkside Union Ad- Bill Neibuhr, director of the visory Board (PUAB) have Union, believes the new poll. been approved by Assistant cies will lessen the chance Chancellor Gary Grace and that the university could be took effect Jan. 20. sued for failing to comply Those policy changes, ap- with Wisconsin's new 21 year- proved by PUAB Dec. 16, In·' old drinking law. elude the elimination of all "They'll be beneficial on multiple alcohol purchases In two counts," Netbuhr said of Union Square, including the the revised pol1cies. "First, it abolition of pitchers of beer should lessen the likelihood of' and carafes of wine. In addl- our being taken to court; and tion, mandatory ID checks second, it should improve our will become standard proce- standing in the event we ever dur-e, as will departmental are named in a suit. tI procedures outlining the han- Chancellor SheUa Kaplan dling of intoxicated Indlvidu- also believes the new policies als in the Union. are the best possible answer Also part of the subcommit- to the slate's higher drinking tee's report are plans for an age. She is especially in favor experimental "beer garden" of the mandatory ID checks dance In which segregation of required of all Unlon Square legal drinkers and minors patrons. would be more feasible. "I don't think Joe Smith "I was very Impressed with should feel slighted if he's the work of the Alcohol Policy asked to show proof of age." Review subcommittee," Kaplan explained. "I'll be Grace said in announcing his personally flattered when approval of its revisions. "In- they ask to see my ill." erpe resigns position as by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Citinglack of support from administrators and student government officials Bill Serpe, chair of the Student OrganizationsCouncil (SOC) resignedTuesday. . SOC represents approxi- mately 500 Parkslde students who are members of aca- demic and social clubs. Serpe says his decision comesas a result of an ad- ministratorcommenting that "e dr velj'one knows you're OOhng"to receive the Dis. ~guishedStudent Award, an d nor presented to the stu- ~~t Whocontributes the most Irahe university through ex- ,;~urncularinvolvement. pr/ that',~ the Image I'm "u :t~g, Serpe explained, elthe t ~the way I look, then """ rim doing something ingng or people are perceiv- toq~~ wrong, and it's time "I thin never intended for any- ter g I've done at Parkside in tie~ of cO-curricular activt- COntin be self-serving," Serpe S1\'e ueu, "Yes, I'm aggres- do iJ,!::'dassertive, and I'll "on't gS that most people do. But "I'm still a "I just happen to be the patriotic type. I'm proud of Parkside and I've only tried to make it better. " --Bill Serpe human being, and when peop- le say things that hurt, they hurt just as deep in me as they do In anyone else." . Serpe also contends that he hasn't had the proper support from the Parkside Student Government Association {PSGAl, and that group's president, A«;lrianSerrano. As a standing committee of PSGA. SOC needs. according to Serpe, the cooperation and encouragement of student government representatives. "I definitely don't feel ,I have any support from Adn- an, to Serpe said. 'When we went through the controversy over the GROW workshop (which prompted concern over allocation of travel funds when SOC members did not attend), Adrian remained on the fence. not saying anythmg either way. On this, and other issues, I haven't felt I was able- to ask of him, 'So, what do you think?' " Serpe's resignation comes at a critical time in SOC's evolution. The group has been lobbying for major organiza- tion slatus all year, and pres- ently appears close to obtaln- soc chair Ing that goal. "No, I don't think SOC will suffer a loss of leadership," Serpe commented, "because the strenglh of the leadership In any organization Is only based on the strength of the follOWing and the members' commitment. "I don't think SOC has been committed to me, I think they've been committed to SOC as an organization. That's why they're fighting (for major status). "And if I'm wrong," he went on, "then SOC doesn't deserve major status any- way." Serpe admits that eumtnat- ing his campus involvement will be difficult. In addition to his SOC chairmanship, he has also resigned from his post as Winter Carnival committee chair, and forfeited his seat on the UnJon Advisory Board (PUAB). "There are people who are patriotic, and those who look at a patriotic person and say, 'Ah, what an asshole,' .. Serpe said of his involvement. "I Just happen to be the patrt- otic type. I'm proud of Park- side, and I've only tried to make it better. "So, yeah," he concluded, "leaving (Involvement) ts going to be very hard. And the only thing that's going to keep me from getting down on being gone Is that somebo- dy thought I was drooling." Inside ••• Student seWes system sult 3 Student affairs reorganIzed •...•.••••...••••••••••••••••••••••••• 4 lIaI1In Luther KIng remembered a ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 5 Some women keep names .. Rader leaves ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• __ ,. Student ptOtesfa In Korea ••••..••••••••••••••• _ ••••••••••••••• '2 New Order Int.mew _ __ •••14- Shape up _ 11 J811• 22, 1 987 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 15, No. 115 ;ving tor Moscow i(aplan to visit Sakharov ·Gary L.Schne ebergcr b) Editor ~ Chancellor Sheila Kaplan the states today for jeal'fS w where she and nine MOSCou•s higher education other • · ders will meet with Soviet tea an rights activist Andre ~v and his wife, Elena eonner. nie trip to the noted dissi- dents' Moscow apartment is jUSI one In a series of stops the American delegation will make in an effort to "raise national consciousness about the struggle for human rights and about higher education's commitment to that strug- gle," according to Kaplan. "It's quite an honor to meet Kr. Sakharov and Ms. Bon- ~:• Kaplan explained. Whatever influence we (the delegation) can have on keep- Ing the country aware that people still have to struggle for basic human rights , that U!lngs are not 'rosy.' will make the trip a success. ·' Kaplan was chosen by the trip's organizer, City Univer- sity of New York--Stat en Is- .Sheila Kaplan land President Ed Volpe, b - cause "he didn't want to have trictly East Coast gro p. Also," Kaplan said, "this symbolizes Wisconsin's com- mitment to human rights causes, to making sure that people don't forget about the oppressed because Sakharov, who has such a high profile, has been released.'• Following the visit with Sakharov and Bonner on Sun- day, Jan. 25, the group, which includes seven university and college presidents, will travel to Vienna, Austria to attend a conference on Security and Cooperation in Europe {CSCE) on Tuesday, Jan. 27. The first such conference, in 1975, produced the Helsinki Accords, an agreement signed by 35 European na- tions --including the Soviet Union --and the U.S. and Can- ada, which pledges signatory nations to respect human rights. The delegation will return to the U.S. on Feb. 1. Soon thereafter, Kaplan will speak at a Parkside Social Science Roundtable to discuss the trip. As for the severe sub-zero w ath r blank ting Ru sia, which has been reported as low as 100 below, Kaplan is casually undeterred. "I've lived in Minnesota for seven years," she jokes. "There's no way Moscow can be colder than that." erpe resigns position as by Gary L. Schneeberg er Editor Citing lack of support from administrators and student government officials, Bill Serpe, chair of the Student Organizations Council (SOC) resigned Tuesday. SOC represents approxi- mately 500 Parkside students !'_ho. are members of aca- ui:m1c and social clubs. Serpe says his decision comes as a result of an ad- ~lnistrator commenting that everyone knows you 're drooling" to receive the Dis- :guished Student Award, an nor presented to the stu- :~~ who contributes the most e u_nlversity throu gh ex- ~;curricular involvement . U that's the image I'm ~~tt~g," Serpe explained, either t ~ the way I look, then v.-ro I m doing something ing ng or people are perceiv- lo q:~ wrong, and it's time "l thin n?ver intended for any- teJ 1 ve done at Parkside in Ues ~ of co-curricular activi- COnt" be Self-serving," Serpe Bi\le tnued. "Yes, I'm aggres- do th and assertive, and I'll ~n·t ings that most people do. But I'm still a '' I just happen to be the patriotic type. I'm proud of Parkside and I've only tried to make it better.'' --Bill Serpe human being, and when peop- le say things that hurt, they hurt just as deep in me as they do in anyone else." Serpe also contends that he hasn't had the proper support from the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA). and that group's president, Adrian Serrano. As a standing committee of PSGA, soc needs, ac?ording to Serpe, the cooperation and encouragement of student government representatives. "I definitely don't feel . 1 have any support from Adri- an," Serpe said. 'When we went through the controversy over the GROW workshop (which prompted concern over allocation of travel funds when SOC members did not attend), Adrian remained on the fence, not saying anything either way. On this, and other issues, I haven't felt I was able- to ask of him, •so, what do you think?' '' Serpe's resignation comes at a critical time in SOC's evolution. The group has been lobbying for major organiza- tion status all year, and pres- ently appears close to obtain- New alcohol policies endorsed, take effect by Gary L. chneeberger Editor Alcohol policy changes rec- ommended by a subcommit- tee of the Parkside Union Ad- visory Board (PUAB) have been approved by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace and took effect Jan. 20. Those policy changes, ap- proved by PUAB Dec. 16, in- clude the elimination of all multiple alcohol purchases in Union Square, including the abolition of pitchers of beer and carafes of wine. In addi- tion, mandatory ID checks will become standard proce- dure, as will departmental procedures outlining the han- dling of intoxicated individu- als in the Union. Also part of the subcommit- tee's report are plans for an experimental "beer garden" dance in which segregation of legal drinkers and minors would be more feasible. "I was very impressed with the work of the Alcohol Policy Review subcommittee," Grace said in announcing his approval of its revisions. "In- terlaced in all their recom- mendations was a erlou committment to responsible alcohol use, and I say 'Amen' to that." Bill Neibuhr, director of the Union, believes the new poli- cies will lessen the chance that the university could be sued for failing to comply with Wisconsin's new 21 year- old drlnklng law. "They'll be beneficial on two cou.'\ts," eibuhr said of the revised policies. • 'First, lt should lessen the likelihood of ' our being taken to court; and ' second, it should improve our standing in the event we ever are named in a sult." Chancellor Shella Kaplan also believes the new policies are the best possible answer to the state's higher drinking age. She ls especially in favor of the mandatory ID checks required of all Union Square patrons. "I don't think Joe Smith should feel slighted if he's asked to show proof of age,'' Kaplan explained. "I'll be personally nattered when they ask to see my ID." SOC chclir ing that goal. "No, I don't think SOC will suffer a loss of leadership," Serpe commented, "because the strength of the leadership in any organization ls only based on the strength of the following and the members' commitment. "I don't think SOC has been committed to me, I think they've been committed to SOC as an organization. That's why they're fighting (for major status). "And if I'm wrong," he went on, "then SOC doe n't deserve major status any- way." Serpe admits that eliminat- ing his campus involvement will be difficult. In addition to Inside ... his SOC chairmanship, he has also resigned from his po t as Winter Carnival committ e chair, and forfeited his eat on the Union Advisory Board (PUAB). ''There are people who ar patriotic, and those who look at a patriotic person and say, 'Ah, what an asshole.' " Serpe said of his involvem nt. "I just happen to be the patri- otic type. I'm proud of Park- side, and I've only tried to make it better. "So, yeah," he conclud d, "leaving (involvement) ls going to be very hard. And the only thing that's going to keep me from getting down on being gone ls that somebo- dy thought I was drooling.'' Student settles system suit ...................................... 3 Student affairs reorganized ...................................... 4 Martin Luther King remembered.................... . ....... ,. 5 Some women keep names............................ • .......... I Rader leaves. . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . • . . . .. . . . . • . • • . . •• • • • • • • • • • • • • ••••••••• 10 Student protests In Ko,ea ...................................... 12 New Order Interview •••••• ,. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •· ••••••• • 14' Shape up............................................................................. 19 perspectives~~~~~~~! our view Cocaine not worth it Cocaine. Euphoric. seductive. Additive. Fatal. Southeastern Wisconsin newspapers lately read like an episode of M1ami Vice or a scene from Scarface. Two men were bludgeoned, stabbed and burned, one alive. in the middle of the night. In a gas station. allegedly because of $11.000worth of cocaine. Maybe that could happen In ChIcago. but not here. Not In my coummunlty. Well. It did. • TIle problem with cocaine Is that the more press it gets. the more attractive It becomes to the potential or occa- sional user. As It gains more of an evil reputation, it be- comes a forbidden fruit. Irresistible. Use becomes an obsession. and the user becomes an ad- dlct.Addlction usually results In death. Death by over- dose. or death by an irate dealer hungry for payment. Sprtggte Hensley Jr .• 21 and Luigi AieUo. 22. have been accused of the brutal slayings of John E. Ekornaas, 19, and Steven D. Klnney. 21. at the Slemper Shell Station at 1-94and Highway 150.Hensley and Aiello have offered two widely differing stories In their defense. with one thing In eommon-ccocatne. One thing is clear. Four human Uves have been destroy- ed. before they barely had a chance to begin. because of cocaine. Priding itself as a recreational pastime, cocaine de- stroys llves by suppressing a young person's potential. Obscured by the blInding obsession for cocaine. that po- tential does not have a chance to grow and develop as in- tended. Soon It Is lost. At age 19. 21. or 22, a person should be discovering his potential, not lying dead In the back room of a service sta- lion. or sitting In jail accused of murder. The tragedy of this incident lies deeper than the surface brutality of It. I! good can arise from evil, perhaps the loss of two lives can serve as the salvation of many others. Perhaps this tragedy will open the eyes of the potential addict and pre- vent that addiction. Perhaps potential will be salvaged. Rich man's aspirin, blow, coke, nose candy-chowever it Is Identified. the results are lethal. If not physical deterio- ration. then bankruptcy. debt. and the fatal words. "Sorry. man. gotta waste ya." Ranger's new look meant for you YOU'll notice many changes in the appearance and con- tent In today's Ranger: changes designed to make the paper more Interesting and "readable" to you. In tenns of physical appearance. we've added page headings to let you know just where you are when you're reading. Our. and your. opinions are page two's "perspec- tives." And when you want to find out the latest In arts news. check out our "entertainment" section. Page three. "park's dept. ." Is where you'lI find Infer- mallon about what's happening right here at Parkslde. With Club Events. The Files, Week at the Park and a weekly club profile, in addition to periodic campus news updates. you'll be kept abreast of the gotngs-on In your own backyard. The back page. as well, illustrates our new look and at- Illude. By making the last page of the paper the first page at sports, we·U be emphasizing athletics more prominent- ly. including a weekly fitness column and a weekly profile of an outatandlng athlete. We hope you appreciate these changes as much as we appreciate you. I pI Gary L. Schneeberger u Edltor Kimber1le Kranich News Editor Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor Jenny carr Fe.ture Editor Julie Pendleton Asst. 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Rangerreservesthe right t d't I famatory. 0 e I etters and-refusethose which arefalse and'or ce- T~~~:J~:' for all letters. and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication AU correspondenceshould b dd nosha WI 53141 Tie a ressedto: Ranger• .uW-Parkside,Box2000. ~e- ,iogj.. . '.'phO~, 1 14/5 53-2287 (Editorial) 9r 4141553-2?95.W\V~rt.; . • your views Mini-car parkers tread on others an article pointing out ... yone's uncalled for rush. TI author of that article SIJIIII ted that people park in III Phy Ed lot becauseIt's c!<Ir tlian the Tallent lotand III ally doesn't fill up. I suggest. though. the Phy Ed lot a green penI parking area InsteadIII white one. 1 don't mind parkinglllll lent during the sUlllllll'· even prefer It so 1can.. the sidewalk to school" when I have to walk and II cold. 1 don't mind makinl: privileged parkers walk' Ie bit. .... Steve- over is the time you lose from having to walk from the other spaces farther away. Granted. I realize the econ- omy and saved space of hav- Ing a minf lot. and the fact that you wouldn't have to worry about the extra walk- Ing if people weren't wrongly parked in the mini car space you could have had. but If the mini car lot were exchanged with the larger spaces, then I, for Instance. would be among the privileged parkers and would . be annoyed. when someone took my. spot. Parking controversy is not a new thing here. I remember To the Editor: In response to the letter "Mini lot not for maxi cars" (Dec. 4. 1986Issue) 1 say this: I agree with the problem of abusing the handicapped parking in the Union circle. However, I feel the letter's author. Mr. Hermann. might consider another viewpoint on the mini car lot. The mini lots are a discrtm- ination against larger cars. People with little cars are able to park relatively close to the school. You talk of the "rush rush" of sociely when what you're actually lighting Deadline for all letters-to- the-editor and classified ads is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. our view Cocaine not worth it Ranger's new look meant for you You'll notic many change in the appearance and con- tent in today's Ranger: changes desJgned to make the paper more interesting and "readable" to you. In term of physical appearance, we've added page head.in to let you know just where you are when you're reading. Our, and your, opinion are page two's "perspec- Uv s." And when you want to find out the latest in arts wa, ch ck o t our "entertainment" section. Pag thr e, "park's dept.," is where you'll find infor- mation about what's happening right here at Parkside. With Club Events, The Files, Week at the Park and a weekly club profile, in addition to periodic campus news update , you'll be kept abreast of the goings.on in your own backyard. Th back page, as well, illustrates our new look and at• Utude. By making the last page of the paper the first page of sports, w 'U be emphasizing athletics more prominent- ly, including a weekly fitness column and a weekly profile of an outstanding athlete. W hope you pprectate the e changes as much as we pp clat you. L. Schneeberger .............................. ...... Editor K mberfle Kranich ................................. News Editor Kel McKI ............................ Asst. News Editor your views - Mini-car parkers tread on others To the Editor: In response to the letter "Mini lot not for max.I cars" (Dec. 4, 1986 issue} I say this: I agree with the problem of abusing the handicapped parking in the Union circle. However, I feel the letter's author, Mr. Hermann, might consider another viewpoint on the mini car lot. The mini lots are a discrim- ination against larger cars. People with little cars are able to park relatively close to the school. You talk of the "rush rush" of society when what you're actually fighting over ls the time you lose from having to walk from the other spaces farther away. Granted, I realize the econ- omy and saved space of hav- ing a mini lot, and the fact that you wouldn't have to worry about the extra walk- ing 1f people weren't wrongly parked in the mini car space you could have had, but if the mini car lot were exchanged with the larger spaces, then I, for instance, would be among the privileged parkers and would be annoyed when someone took my spot. Parking controversy is not a new thing here. I remember Deadline for ail letters-to- the-editor and classified ads is Monday at 10 a.m. for · publication Thursday. STAFF an article pointing out tl'f yone's uncalled for rush. author of that article sup ted that people park in Phy Ed lot because It's clL8 than the Tallent lot and ally doesn't fill up. I suggest, though, mdl the Phy Ed Jot a green parking area instead II white one. I don't mind parking Int' lent during the SUfllJlllt even prefer lt so I can a, the sidewalk to schoOL when I have to walk and cold, I don't mind makirl privileged parkers walk 1 le bit. Jenny Carr ........................................ Feature Editor uli Pendleton ......................... Ant. F ture Editor J m N ibeur ............................. Entertainment EditOf Robb Luehr ......................................... Sports Editor Mike Rohl ................................. .. Asst. Sports Editor Dave McEvoy ....................................... Photo Editor Jack Bomhuetter ......................... Ant. Photo Editor Andy Buchanan ........................... Business Manage, Brend Buchanan ............... . Asst. Business Manager D ve Roback •. , ........................ Advertising anager Steve Picazo ... ................ . ........ 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Sclmeeberger Editor Snow joke n seemed a bit premature but the cold temperatures and snow nUrrles on Monday ~ere qu/le real, even if It is only November. A decision by members of the· Student Organizations Council (SOC) to not attend a 'series of workshops In Madl. son last weekend has generat- ed some controversy in stu- dent activities circles. At issue, according to Jenny carr. Student Govern. ment Association senator who was pari of PSGA's delega- tlon to the same conference, Is not non-attendance; In- stead. It Is SOC's decision not to return home. "I think that If they did not want to go to the conference they should have returned home," Carr explained. "By remaining, they. In essence - had a vacation weekend paid for by Parkslde stu- dents. tI The seminar, entitled "Grass Roots Organizing Workshops" (GROW) was held Nov. 7-9 at UW-Madl. son's Student Union building. SOC and PAB members' en- trance to the workshop ses- stons, In addition to hotel ac- comodations and meal provi- sions, were paid for through student-acquired funds. The total amount approprr- ated to SOC's nine-member delegation was $680. ~hot.o by Leo Bose Bill Serpe, SOC chair, ad· mltted that he and the major- Ity of his delegation did not attend. He indicated, how. ever, that there was warrant- ed reason. "Those who didn't attend did so because after attending pari of It they reaJ1zed the workshop was not what they expected It to be," Serpe ex- plained. "We had hoped It would be more focused on clubs and organizations In terms of leadership, retention and recruitment. IIIn my opinion," he con- tinued, "It turned out to be more of an activist workshop. It seemed to me to be the kind of thing that taught people how to take over an administration building." Serpe'a senUnments were echoed by Marie Aiello, one of the students who attended only the Friday evening ses- sion, bypassing the Saturday and Sunday offerings. "What they were doing was teaching us how to be radi- cals," Aiello said. "It was a misleading workshop, and I find It really ridiculous that the school would even pay for something of this nature." Jeff Dreher, the only mem- ber of SOC's delegation to at. tend the entire weekend's ac- tivities, disagreed. "I got a lot out of what was presented," he said. "I think the workshop offered Infor. matlon valuable to all student leaders, and those who didn't attend lost an opportunity to learn something." With regard to the decision not to return to Parkslde after most of the SOC party had written the workshop off as "militant and activlst," Serpe recognizes the decision as his own. f'The decision was mine, and the reason I decided not to get everyone back here Saturday morning was that I was going to put together a separate workshop for people who didn't want to attend the other one," he said. "The truth of the matter is that It never occured to me to bring everyone back," he added, "because I personally believed that I had the lead- ership ability to take these students through an artema- tlve workshop. Unfortunately, because of the dissension I got from other student lead- ers, I.. was unable to accom- plish that. "Rather than them saying 'What can we do to alleviate this situation,' "Serpe con- tinued in reference to other leaders, "they either argued SOC see page 6 System's stance on future, funds debated at hearing in Madison are other alternatives than them to devise a co-op Iearn- GPR support per student (I.e. by Gary L. Schneeberger ters of excellence and rev~. what they're mentioning with . Ing program. It would take a reducing enrollments).' " Editor Ing admissions stateme~ s regard to budgeting," Serra- lot of students out of the "At our request, they ell. have a. direct Impact on e no ex tamed "The 'triangle' classrooms on crowded earn- mlnated the paria about rats. faculty, and I think thO~,econ- theo p they're advancing puses, and those students Ing tuition and reducing en- cerns should be raised. th look7 at three sources for would be gaining valuable on- rollment," he continued. "We Those who spoke before e therin more funds· state the-job experience. They're feel that their commitment Study Group based their c,:,' ga oney {;,ltIon Increases and still paying tuition, but they should Just state that they ments on the report the ~. mnrollr:.ent decreases. aren't using up the state me- want to keep tuition within gents released this month a - e "Pro Ing to Increase tul- ntes ~t are appropriated." state range." . dressing the future - fiscal n ~ecrease enrollment Serrano appluded the Re- Peck·McGovern disagreed and otherwise • of th~ sys· ~o too big an Issue not to tn- gents for seriously constder- with Serrano over the value tern. tI ate all the alterna- Ing the proposals of those who of the hearing. "I'm not sure By far the most popular ves ,:, Serrano continued. spoke, noting that a key par. that It made all that much topic of discussion, especiallY ~~~~ of the suggestions I agraph of the Future Plan difference," she said. "They among students, was the made was that they establish was changed as a result of (the Regents) are mandated group's proposal for funding f undatlon to help keep tui- student lobbying. by Jaw to hold .such hearings, the system as economic times ~o~ costs down. There are a IIThere's a section in the but there are no provisions .beco,me· increasingly more I t of foundations for gyms plan that had read that the which say they have to listen. strained. According to Serra' a':,d libraries, but none direct- system 'should continue Its "I'm trying to get In touch' no the plan set .forth by the I set up for keeping tuition In strong commitment to keep- with 80me people In MadIson R~gents lacks enough "cope J:.e. Ing tuition within reach of and see what ~d "of impact of sources. .. "The other suggestion I Wlsconaln resldents while In· It really made, she conclud. "I asked them to. Inve~tI· ·n1ade," he went on, "was for. c""",1ng . tuition, and state ed. gate, the"posslbUity that there ~ldrepresentatlves from ~ e addressed the stu of Regents Future dy Group last Wednesday ~~ the group's plan '"Ill.e future of the UW Sys. c~resa Peck.McGovern, tee of the Faculty Commit; , and Adrian Serrano, ~~ident of the Parkslde Stu- ap~vernment Association, GIbe d along with sixty In Ma~ the pj!bllc heartng "I n. the I~ed them to consider deebj"""'t tillLtsome of their the ~ are going to hav.e on '-le." pty. and faculty mo- 'laeuea eck·McGovern said. like establishing cen. - 2 Thur:daY' November 13, 1986 ~ SAFE results are sorry Tb18 week, the Parkside Student Government Associa· lion (PSGA) released the re ults of Its SAFE (Student Ac, quired Faculty Evaluations) survey. stating that the pur- pose of the evaluations was to "assist students in objec- uve wtroctorjcourse selection."· Such a rat10nale Is commendable. but the survey's re- lUI do nothing of the kind. SAl' w Impl men ted by PSGA last fall to provide ltud nta self.generated tnrormanon on instructors and cia •. II I. a dille rent evaluation than the teacher evaluallon qu uonnalres which have been distributed by Individual dJvlalon offices for years. Although both surveys are completed by students. the dtvt lon's ve Ion ts used to determine faculty tenure and alar')' d cl ona and is conttdenUal. not intended for re- I e b yond th committees adjudicating such matters. FE. on the other hand is designed as an informational .tud nt survey. it evaluates instruction and passes those evetu Uons on to those who are most directly affected by what occurs In the classroom. All faculty must dl.trlbute the divisional evaluations. AYE distribution I. voluntary . ....Ilh the s-ere e of the SAFE results from last spring. how v e, another dlfference between the evaluation pro- c dur has arisen ~ one of validity. What PSGA has com- pU d t 19 students nothing substantive about the quality of tUh r tnatrcctor or instruction; instead. it assigns a nu- mencal ~'gradeU to a classroom experience. often basing itilifinaJ score" on fewer than ten collected surveys. Th1s problem. we believe. stems from the nature of the questions that were asked of students. It is inconceivable that a !urvey can attain accurate evaluations when it uk. individual. with no experience In assigning grades to do ju.t thaI. To our mind. the "GPAS" contained In PS· C '. SAFE avajuatforrs are merely arbitrary numbers w1lh no accompanying meaning. They do not. in any way. "assist students t.n objective instructor/course selection." The Ranger has always supported students being gran- ted access to the divisional evaluation forms. and the sta- tus of the SAFE program reemphasizes our conviction in that neceasity. Those surveys ask students to determine faculty merit on a relative scale ("compared to other tn- .tructors you've had at Parkslde ....,:). using evaluation tools famillar to them. It haS always seemed more than a little ironic that evaluations completed by students about the quality of their education _ and upon which crucial decisions about faculty personnel matters are made - be kept confiden- llal. Perhaps now is the time for this precedent of connden- Uallly to be e\'aluated Itself. In the next few days. Jose apoleon Duarte. president of El Sal\'ador. will viSit Wash· Ington. D.C.. to lobby Con· gress for $:114mill on In ald to hi. coountry. ThIs hsII mJlIJon dollars In mlUtary and economic assist· Gary L.Schneeberger Edltor Klmb.rU. Kr.nlch N.w. EditOt' Jull. Pendleton Asst. Newa Editor J.nny carr Fe.ture EdltOt' Jim Nelbeur Ent.rt.lnment Editor Robb Lu.hr .sporta Editor MikeRohl.. Asat. 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Advertising deadline is Tuesdayat9 a,m. letters to the editor will be a t d . . ~ size paper. Letters should be' cc~~ e It typewritten. double·sp.aced on,standard phone number includ d f e.s~ .an350 words and must be signed, WIth a tele- Quest. Deadlinefor le~er~~sv~nflc~tlonpurposes. Names will be withheld upon reo- reserves the right to edit I~tte~es day aft10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger content. an re use lette~scontaining false and defamatory Ra,ngeris prinled ~y tbe ~cine Journal Times. • ....-- ~ . SAFE survey can Improve To the Editor: The Parkside Student Gov- ernment Association (PSGA) is proud to annouce that the Spring 1986 Student FacuJly Evaluallons (SAFE) are ready to be distributed. The intention of SAFE is to help students make choices in their class selection. We see the fact that many students drop classes as a waste of students' money. This is only the second SAFE we have complete and it is much improved. How- ever. we know it can be im- proved further. Anyone that is interested in helping us im- prove SAFE is welcome to stop by the PSGA office and inform us of their interest. What we would really like to see happen is the depart- mental evaluallons that are already done. released as public information. compiled and printed Into a newspaper format like the course sch<d. ules. These evaluations have probably gone through yean of improvements and are very fair judgements of pro fessor's ablllty. Adrian Se1'l'8llO. PSGA Presldenl Letter Other security issues cause worry To the Editor I read with interest the re- cent articles in the Ranger on 1ile subject of security at Parkside. I'm VERY concerned with the security situation here after nightfall because. quite unintentionally, I happened to observe two of the security officers while they were on duty. I'm wondering who is mind- figurehead--an articulate and p,lausible cover for what con- tmues to be, after Guatemala t~e most brutal and repres: Sive regime in Latin Ameri- ca. promoted by the Ameri· can president and attended to by the American media Duar~e is far more popular i~ Washmgton, D.C., than he is ing the store when these110 are alone together in a safell secluded spot engaging in ac· tlvity that Is sexual rather than responsible? An ·evening classstudell in EI Salvador. President Duarte is un"': ing or unable to controleadl country's military and TId W squads. Even if he wante ~ he is unable to mOdl!Y,jlll conduct of the war ag Jul the rebels (many of them former allles). Elaine~ ~ Duarte is not as democratic as some might be thinking To the Editor- anee ~ould make Ei ~8:ivador military dictatorship and is the fifth largest ~eclplent of now an American·style de- U.S. ald, foBowmg Israel, mocracy. After all. the Salva- Egypt. Pakistan and Turkey. doran death squads have not Duarte is the elected presi· murdered a Catholic bishop dent of Ei Salvador. He is the or American nuns since 1980 Reagan administration's Ex- Is Jose Napoleon Duarte hibit A that Ei Salvador has the embodimeilt of democ· suddenly ceased being a vio- racy in El Salvador? Unfortu- lenUy savage and murderous nately he is little more than a d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 11, November 13, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Back to school special edition Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Campus Ambassadors profile tm Animal House " review Orientation photos Page 4 Tuesday, September 2, 1986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Special Edition •••• 2 Tuesday, September 2, 1986 RANGER Meet Parkside's core of goodwill ambassadors Worried about how you'll fit in at college? Need to talk with an understanding person who's been where you are? If so, remember the Campus Ambassadors, Parkside's goodwill force. The CAs, now in their second year, are students who can answer the questions and address the concerns of students who are a bit apprehensive or frightened about entering college. Successful students themselves, they impart the survival knowledge they've accumulated through the years to help make college a less strenuous, more rewarding experience for the as-yet uninitiated. 9 Maintaining a higher profile is a priority of this year's Ambassadors. To that end, the twelve of them will be highly visible throughout Back to School Week, manning their Comm Arts concourse (adjacent to the Campus Store) and distributing information on Parkside's various clubs and organizations. So, if you have a problem and would like to talk to someone who knows where you're coming from, look for any of these Campus Ambassadors: Rich Borkowski, 23, is a senior sociology major seeking teacher certification. He's become a CA because he wants to "contribute something to other Parkside students and have an impact on the future ones^" Jenny Carr, 36, is a junior English major also pursuing a minor in women's studies. In addition to her work as a CA, Jenny is a PSGA senator, co-news editor of the Ranger and a tutor with the Academic Resource Center. "Being involved at Parkside has done a lot for my selfconfidence," she says. "And I feel other students could benefit from this type of involvement." Aldred Days, 20, is a junior criminal justice major who's also involved with BSO. "I'm interested in Parkside and in giving it a good reputation," he says. "I also want to help students make a smooth transition from high school to college." Bev Landreman, 55, is a sophomore political science and art major beginning her second year as a CA. "We only go around this academic life once," the president of Peer Support says, "so we should make the most of itlearn and enjoy." Kimberlie Kranich, 21, is a senior communication major and a first-year CA. "I'm a How to get involved at Parkside Campus Ambassador because I walked by the CA window last year and liked the feeling I got," she says. Kim is also active as president of the Parkside Association of Communicators, a Ranger conews editor and a member of the tennis team. Kathy Matranga, 23, is a senior psychology major seeking teacher certification. Also involved with chorale and chamber singers, Kathy "believes in Parkside's future and in welcoming and assisting new students." Chuck Metz, 21, is a junior communication major who is also a PSGA senator, a member of SUFAC and PSGA's treasurer. "I enjoyed being a CA last year," he said. "And I would like to see this year's CA's have even more fun." Carol Romano, 22, is a senior geography major seeking teacher certification. A member of cross-country and track, she's competed at the National Olympic Sports Festival. She likes being a CA because "I feel that the new, incoming students deserve a chance to get a view of the campus and campus life from a peer's point of view." Kay Rouse, 42, is a senior international studies major who is also involved with the honors program and the In- "Despite what students may have been led to believe by the faculty," says Bill Serpe, "there is more to Parkside than studying 60 hours a week." Serpe, chair of the Student Organizations Council (SOC), assumes the responsibility of stimulating extra-curricular involvement among students. ' 'The college experience can be so much more rewarding if students get involved outside the classroom," says Serpe. "Parkside has over forty clubs and organizations which offer all kinds of opportunities for students to grow socially as well as intellectually. "It's especially important," Serpe continued, "for new students to get involved. Starting college can be an overwhelming experience, and getting to know people who share your interests can help ease the burden of adjusting." SOC oversees the operation of the following academic-related and social clubs, most of which are open to all interested students: Accounting Club Alpha Psi Omega (Dramatic Arts) American Society for Personnel Administrators Anthropology Club Art Addicts Parkside Asian Student Organization Biological Sciences Club Black Student Organizaion Bowling Club Parkside Association of Communicators Computer Club Dance Ensemble Data Processing Management Association Doctor Who Speculative Fiction Society Parkside Society of Engineering Science Geology Club Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Nordic Ski Club Parkside Activities Board Philosophical Society Peer Support Organization Physics Club Pi Sigma Epsilon Political Science Club Pre-Med Club Parkside Student Government Association Psychology Club Ranger Sailing/Sailboard/Ski Club Shooting Club Student Wisconsin Education Association Student Trainers Club Wargamers International Studies Club Campus Ambassadors Music Club Women's Studies Club Circle K (Kiwanis) Students interested in finding out more about any of these clubs can contact Serpe in the SOC office. Campus Ambassadors (front row, 1-r): Kathy Matranea Bev Landreman Jenny Carr Kay Rouse, Sandi Salals' Carol Romano; (back row, 1-r): Dan Vogt Rick iw' kowski, Blake Tope!, Chuck Metz, Kimberli! kranich Ah dred Days. (Not pictured: Julie Wunrow.) ternational Studies club. "I hope my enthusiasm for Parkside will be contagious," she says. Sandi Saladis, 22, is a senior music major seeking teacher certification. A member of chorale ensembles, she "has great feelings about Parkside" and wants "to share them with others to help build Parkside's image." In addition, Sandi has worked as a first grade Sunday school teacher for five years. Blake Topel, 19, is a sophomore math major seeking teacher certification. "I'm really excited to be a part of the Campus Ambassadors, and I'm looking forward to a great year." E>an Vogt. 19, is a sophomore political science major who s also involved with PSGA and the varsity track team. Elected to the fourth highest office in PSGA as a freshman, he wants to "make new students' first time at Parkside an easier experience." Julie Wunrow, 20, is a junior business administration major and a member of the women's track team. "I want to help incoming freshmen avoid the pitfalls of campus life." BACK TO SCHOOL WEEK Sept. 2-6 Tuesday, Sept. 2 "Ra<*to School" button distribution T-shirt sales begin ? °J New st "dent Revue begins stude^ Informational meeting for residential _ Wednesday, Sept. 3 2-4 om' F o r u m i n M a i n P l a c e Place Cut-Out plays on lawn outside Main in^a»hwa rk^ S,aXe ootebrlty bookstore cloth­ ing fashion show during band break vi A Thursday, Sept. 4 In PiS? ic and live music on the Pad f>U^'«^nim?'imu Peei :, SUP POrt °P €n h ° USe popcorn, glS open h ° Wn ^ 4nm* S " m p US s P i a s h o f f ^ P h y . E d . p o o l 8 om* <^ Cn er /f ame at home v< st Schoiastica. mission to new^Sf % Uni °" SqUa, ' e ' Free ad ' band*break^ Dan&Grfie id look-alike contest during r> Saturday, Sept. 6 dential students re& nai center °Pen - freG to resi " *00 <2 Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr Kimberlie Kranich News Editors Kay Murach Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Jack Bornhuettcr photo Editors Andy Buchanan Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Dave Roback Advertising Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Ralph Abagian, Leo Bose, Jason Caspers, Mary DeFazio, Ronda Ditter, Lisa Donais, Gretchen Gayhart, Peter Hansen, Hans Hauschild, Holly King, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Vahan Mahdasian, Suzanne Mantuano, Kelly McKissick, Scott Osimltz, Julie Pendleton, Andy Tschumper, Jennie Tunkieicz, Tyson Wilda are Volely %™po!£ible^or^itetdit s . tu ? ent>i at UW-Parkside and they published every Thursday 'durina lhl P °"S y a "'' contcnt - R ° n9 er * breaks and holidays. '"ring the academic year except during All cor res pond c nee ., versity of Wisconsin-Parks^e Bni ^tL^ Parkaid e Ranger, Uniphone (m) 55,1-2295 or (iU Tsksooa-, 000 ' K™osha IV/ 531!, t- TeleAdvertising rates are X/! , . deadline is Tuesday at 9 a m for %l eSS in bulk - Advertising Letters to the editor will he Thursday, on standard size paper. Letter« '/ typewritten, double-spaced be signed, with a telephone numbe^it a* I 03? } hnn 350 words nnd must Names will be withheld »/,.«„ . J uded f°r verification purposes. for letters is Tuesday at in „ ™q l lest Deadline * \ Thursday. Ranger reserves iC HghUned^ ters and refuse letters - 9 , to cdlt lc tfamatory content. laming false and deTime7" * Pri "' ed *» Kiel no Journal Member of the associOTeo coneciaTe rRessi 0* Welcome back...to school! From the 1986-87 Ranger staff. Find out Friday! RANGER Tuesday, September 2, 1986 3 Welcome . . . An open letter to students Dear new Parkside students: We are excited about the upcoming school year. You should also be excited, because you're on the ground floor of something special. It is the beginning of a new era for the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. We have three new additions to our school that you should know about. Most of you already know that the Residence Halls are new. They will bring a new environment to our campus. For the first time we will have students who actually live on campus. We also have a new Chancellor, Sheila Kaplan, who comes to us this year from New York via Minnesota. She's new, with new ideas and goals to lead Parkside into this next era and into the 20th Century. Gary Grace is also new. He is our new Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs. He has a wealth of knowledge in student services and brings years of experience in student housing to help ours move along. We want to let you know that besides your classroom work, your college experience should also include other activities — activities of your choosing. Some people look for purely social and recreational activities. Others look for more extensive work in the areas of their studies. There are also those who find activities which are both. Here at Parkside we have many organizations for you to choose from. We encourage you to look around, ask questions and get involved. We Parkside Board of Student Governors (I-r): Adrian Serrano, Bev Landreman, Bill Serpe, Marie Aiello, Gary Schneeberger. represent the five major organizations on campus and would like to tell you what our organizations do. Parkside Activities Board (PAB), plans most all the activities that go on around campus; such as dances, concerts, movies, trips, entertainers, etc. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA), is the voice of the students to the faculty and administrators in campus governance matters, and the safeguards of student rights. Peer Support Organization (PSO), is the organization for non-traditional age students, to help make their entry into college as comfortable as possible. Ranger, is the student newspaper on our campus. It is run by students and comes out weekly. Any student can write for the newspaper. Student Organization Council (SOC), is the body of all the club presidents. They represent over 40 student clubs on campus, ranging from social to academic. Please seek any of us out if you have questions about our organizations. We will be than happy to help. Sincerely, Adrian Serrano, PSGA President Marie Aiello; PAB President Bev Landreman, PSO President Gary Schneeberger, Ranger Editor Bill Serpe, SOC Chairperson i i Animal House" Come and make a splash by Ronda Ditter Back to School Week will conclude with a big "splash" on Friday at 1 p.m. with a special Splash Contest at the pool in the Physical Education building. All students attending Parkside are eligible to participate. Participants will be judged in seven categories: costume, originality, height of splash, effort, poise, audience participation and sportsmanship. Judges and moderators will be present, with The "Double-F Twins," Gary Schneeberger and Bill Serpe, serving as event announcers. Prizes will include a $25 gift certificate redeemable at the book store. Seven $10 c ertificates will be given as second place prizes. In addition, all entrants will receive a token for a free soft drink at the Union and will be eligible for a drawing, offering valuable prizes, including another $25 gift certificate. All prizes will be awarded during half-time of the Parkside-St. Scholastica soccer game at 4 p.m. Participants must be present to win. Open swimming will be offered after the contest until 4 p.m. Two bands set to perform by Suzanne Mantuano To add to the festivities of Back to School Week, two bands have been hired to entertain the masses of new and returning students who will be attending the events. On Wednesday, the newly-formed Kenoshabased band Cutout will be performing outside Main Place in the grassy area from 2 to 4 p.m. "I heard about the band because their leader is a Parkside graduate. They play mostly dance rock and new wave music," said Adrian Serrano, president of the Parkside Student Government Association. In order to get new students to attend the functions of Back to School Week, the Live Entertainment Committee chose Wally Cleaver as its entertainment. "Our committee chose them because they are very popular around here. This way it will bring in more freshmen if it's a band they know," said Marie Aiello, president of the Parkside Student Government Association. At 8:30 Friday the doors to the Union Square will open. A half hour later Wally Cleaver will begin the first of their fifty minute sets. "The event Is to get more people out and to have fun the first week of school," Serrano said. "Sort of like a kick-off fun event." Cult favorite shown on Pad by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor In commemoration of our return to academia, the Parkside Activities Board (hereafter known as PAB), will be presenting the 1978 campus comedy "National Lampoon's Animal House." While certainly not among the most important cinematic achievements in the genre of comedy, "Animal House" is still a very apropro presentation for "Back to School Week." The film celebrates the lighter side of the college experience with doses of slapstick, anarchy, sex, and stereotypical attitudes. Director John Landis* purpose in creating this movie was apparently as a non-cerebral entertainment than an attempt at any serious competition with the work of Charlie Chaplin or Jacques Tati. What is genuinely important about "Animal House" is that it not only spawned a handful of future screen stars (most notably the late John Belushi), but altered the course of comedy in motion pictures. Since its release, we have seen a seemingly endless supply of brash upstarts in major comedy roles whose humor is about as subtle as The Three Stooges and whose attitudes exemplify the results of the seventies "Me Decade." In this sense, "Animal House" can be considered somewhat of a milestone. A more positive note about this film is that it is definitely far more entertaining than the abyssmal efforts — fro m "Stripes" to "Bachelor Party" - that have ridden on the coattails of its success. The film will be shown for free admission on the Union Pad at dusk. Bring your own lawn chairs. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, September 2, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB discusses enforcement of new drinking age law Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Chancellor Alan PUAB discusses enforcement of new drinking age law by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor "How do we keep underage students from drinking in the Union? We don't want to be a police state and we don't want to be winking at the law, so what do we do?" asked Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle last week. Enforcement of the new drinking age law in the Union on campus was the discussed topic at the Friday, April 13 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) meeting. Stoffle and Security director Ron Brinkman were invited to the meeting to discuss their roles in enforcement and disciplinary actions when the new drinking age law takes effect in July. The board felt that it would be in the best interest of the Union to find out what disciplinary procedures and enforcement of the law will be followed by the campus before they form any conclusions in that area. Stoffle said that college campuses are in a unique situation in that they were deliberately omitted in one area by the legislature in the new drinking age law. This omission gives campuses the option to establish their own policies concerning the law. After PUAB finishes their proposal package, and if the package is approved, Stoffle said she will meet with Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz, Brinkman, and disciplinarian Jenny Price "to discuss how to cany out the proposals." Stoffle said that she would appreciate PUAB's advice concerning discipline and enforcement. "I've never been a bartender here, I don't know all the problems, and I'm not always aware of the pitfalls," she said. Jack Kemper, SOC (Student Organization Council) representative, said that he feels students should know that something will happen if they do not follow the rules. "I also don't feel that hauling people off to the D.A.'s office will all the time be sufficient," he said. Brinkman said that one way to handle the situation if people are breaking the law (underage drinking or sharing alcohol with underage students) would be for Security personnel to first issue warnings, second time abusers would be sent to Price for disciplinary action and third or fourth time abusers would be arrested. "There is no rule saying that we have to arrest people immediately," said Brinkman. "Educating the bartenders, hiring addtional staff, establishing pro- 'cedures, explaining the law to students with signs or some other mechanism to warn them about the law are some of the ideas Stoffle added. Bruce Preston, committee member, said that community tavern owners will be watching the campus very closely. Brinkman added, "(Tavern owners) are going to put (students) in a fish bowl and watch their every move." PUAB plans further discussion of alcohol policies and possible ways to enforce the new drinking age laws on the campus. The group will not meet on Friday, April 20 but Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to attend to ask qu estions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at^ "avc w dIiesi people will probably meet April 27. tteenndd.. Kilbourne examines alcohol advertising bhiy/ Cfoarrnoll KIT AorI^tAenMdfliicnklr 1 . . "The two major aspects in today's Society are alcohol and advertisingf' said media analyst and writer Dr. Jean Kilbourne, who talked at Parkside last Wednesday on the effects of advertising on alcohol consumption. Creator of two films, "The Naked Truth" and "Under The Influence," Kilbourne has exposed the media industry over alcohol. At the beginning of the lecture she stressed, "This is not a temperance lecture, nor a lecture on alcoholism, but rather it's an examina-^ tion of the atittudes about alcohol . in this society and the effects of these attitudes on whether we drink or not." She also said, "My aim is not simply to reform the advertisers, but to use these ads to illustrate just what these advertisers are perpetuating and reinforcing in these present attitudes." "Ads alone don't cause alcoholism," according to Kilbourne, "but they do play a big role in the U.S. by establishing norms and creating a climate. Alcohol is presented as a myth. The point of a ll advertising is not to uform but to establish myths. Advertisers play on the conscious and unconscious so people associate alcohol with good things. "Alcohol advertisers link alcohol with many positive qualities and attributes, the very qualities that the abuse of alcohol diminishes or destroys," stated Kilbourne. "Alcohol is big business," said INSIDE Student artists show their work Drummer Shaugknessy to perform Moliere's "Miser" plays at Parkside Women's softball on winning streak Kilbourne. "The Revenue is over $40 billion dollars a year and the industry spends over $1 billion on advertising alone. That's 20 times more than the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism uses in the prevention, research and treatment of alcoholism." As stated before, alcohol advertising employs several links to human qualities and feelings. People like to celebrate, and the essential part of every holiday is alcohol. Advertisers imply something else in some ads: "Holidays were made for Michelob." According to Kilbourne, "The point of holidays IS the beer." This ad also implies the same idea; "Actually, there are several good reasons for getting married." Success is another desired quality. Advertisers play on this need. "There is a relationship between alcohol and success, however negative. Even small amounts of alcohol decrease Alertness and efficiency," said Kilbourne. "Advertisers, however, display it as a magic potion. It will even give you instant athletic abilities, second only to Tampax." Kilbourne claimed, "There isn't a thing you can do that alcohol will make you do better." "Not only can you become a successful athlete, you can also become creative." "Edgar Allen Stroh," for instance, shows this. Poe was an alcoholic, he died of alcoholism and died a grotesque death. According to Kilbourne, Poe was an alcoholic at a time when there was no hope for alcoholics. "Imagine any other drug addiction that would be joked about. With alcohol it becomes acceptable," Kilbourne stated. There are several sighs of trouble that indicate a problem drinker and alcoholic. Isolation and loneliness become prevalent in an alcoholic's life. Advertisers turn it around with this ad: "Create your own special island." "Clearly, this is promoting solitary drinking, which is a sure way to get into trouble," Kilbourne advised. Other signs of trouble are fragmentation, life becoming unmanageable and when the drinker hoards his/her supply. "Alcohol is related to parties, good times and fun, but it's equally related to suicide, depression, murder, unemployment and sickness, but this side is erased," said Kilbourne. "Sixty percent of the general population that seeks psychological help for depression have a drinking problem, and the suicide rate of alcoholics is 58 times more than for non alcoholics," added Kilbourne. Kilbourne also discussed the effects of subliminal advertising. She defined it as being below the threshold of consciousness, nsiffiHy sexual. "These ads are not made to turn you on, but to make you anxious. Person sees ad, the unconscious image is repressed, repression sets up anxiety. Anxiety is a Continued on Page Z RANGER Letters to the Editor Disgusting behavior Dear Editor: I am a member of the Parkside Dart Team who is very perturbed with the behavior of some of my fellow students. Recently I had the opportunity to observe first hand the handiwork of some highly educated college students. On March 30, myself and some fellow dart players enjoyed a couple of hours of darts in the Recreation Center during the afternoon. Later that same day, while the band "Java" was taking a break, we went downstairs to toss a few more darts. We were greeted by the sight of a badly vandalized score board, dart board and best way out chart. Written across the scoreboard was "Dart Players are a bunch of Pussys." This kind of behavior leads me to support retroactive abortions. I sincerely hope the low life or low lives who are responsible for this act of degradation catch AIDS from a dirty needle and live for 11 years in fear before dying a slow and painful death. I am really fed up with vandals and thieves. If you see someone perpetrating an illegal act, call the campus security. We don't need scum sucking dogs roaming the halls of Parkside ripping people off or destroying what is left of the school. Idiots such as these only increase the cost of your tuition. Don't let these dirtbails run your life. Let them know you aren't going to put up with their behavior. Nick Thome 'WE SHOULD HAVE M/JVED PEARL HARBOR. I UNDERSTAND AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WOULD NOT CONSIDER THAT AN ACT OF WAR." Another view of the caucus To the Editor: The general caucus chairperson was Sue Decker and the chairperson of the individual candidates were: Cletus Williams, Jr. (Mondale), James Pridding (Hart), M. A. Olson (Jackson) and S. Strickler (uncommitted). Election Ballot Results: First ballot: Mondale 1030, Hart 183, Jackson 32, Uncommitted 14. Second ballot: Mondale 1033, Hart 225, Ja ckson 0, Uncommitted 1. Taking the bus to the UAW Hall was a real adventure for me and my walker since the closest stop the bus made was by the entrance of the Vision Center on Washington Road and the closest and safest route was through a steep undercut field. The officials at the door were kind enough to let me come in and sit down before registration began. A sergeant-at-arms conducted me to a room to wait, and as I entered that room I was struck by the fact that the UAW off icials were escoring some 200 o r so retirees to the front of the building to stand in line. I found out later that the UAW retirees have a meeting the first Saturday of every month, and they moved that day's meeting to the morning to accommodate the caucus. "A stroke of good luck to pack a caucus for Mondale." Next I met a newly franchised voter and Hart supporter, and also the Hart supporter's parent, who was a Mondale backer. The parent was trying valiantly to change their off-spring's mind. Finally the parent said, "I have an economic reason for you to support Mondale, and it is called room and board." Sorry to say I did not see that Hart backer in the Hart section of the caucus later. "Chalk one up for coercion for Mondale." Too bad that young voter could not decide on national issues. Upon turning around, I saw someone who I knew tried to run for alderman on the Republican ticket and asked him what he was doing there. He said he was with his wife who was a Jackson supporter. This so-called Repulican did not have a visitor sticker on, but was plastered with Mondale stickers all over his UAW ja cket. Maybe he didn't vote for Mondale, and I hope he didn't, for his own conscience' sake. Anyway, he probably did, just to curry favor from the union steward at work. "What a blatant ctoss-over vote for Mondale." By the way, if you want the union steward to stand up for your rights at work, you had better not let him see you in any other delegation other than Mr. Mondale's. Inside the Hart section of the caucus, I ran into many complaints, especially from the people from Western Kenosha County complaining that in the local papers there was no news about when or where the Democratic caucus was to take place. I was told that most of the county people had to call the County Clerk long distance for any information on the caucus. Saturday, April 7, 1984, s ure was a politically educational day for me. I learned first to pick a very neutral spot to hold the caucus, like my own county headquarters building, then use packing, coercion, crossover voters and stone silence in my opposition's stronghold. You can call this double hearsay, but I was told by James Priddis, Hart's caucus leader, that National Democratic Representative Robert Shapiro, who was there to observe the caucus, said that it was the dirtiest caucus he had ever seen run. Oh, by the way, five hour Kari "Sore Feet" Dixon: the uncommitted caucus ended at 4:30, the Jackson delegation joined the Hart caucus at 4:15, the Hart delegation ended at 6:45, and the Mondale delegation packed it in at 9:45. Anyone with other information on the Kenosha or Racine County caucuses, I'd like to hear from you 8:00 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. M-W-F in the PSGA office. Franklin Kuczenski Kilbourne looks at alcohol advertising Continued from Page 1 powerful motivation and abusers tend to be anxious, but feel alcohol will cure the anxiousness," Kilbourne said. "When the image becomes conscious, the ad loses power over us," she added. All alcohol advertising has three purposes, no matter how they are employed: recruit new members, increase consumption of product gpd assist buyers in choosing a *>rand. The ads want to get young people, want to show a new life style for them. They also want to maintain or increase present sales and, of course, influence a person to purchase a specific brand. The ads focus on the alcoholic in this respect, because, said Kilbourne, "Most heavy drinkers tend to stick to one type of alcohol." There are several symptoms of the problem drinker, according to Kilbourne. 1) Frequently drinking to a state of intoxication; 2) Drinking in order to function; 3) Missing classes or work due to hangovers; 4) Driving while drunk; 5) Blackouts; 6) Drinking alone; 7) Denying a drinking problem; 8) Doing something that you wouldn't do while sober. "These are all signs, but in the U. S. they are acceptable and funny. This saying expresses the attitude: 'I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem'," she said. "If you have problems with one drug, just take another," Kilbourne stated. "The morning after I discovered martinis, I discovered Alka Seltzer." "A hangover is a withdrawal from a drug," said Kilbourne. "If you're having a bad hangover, you're suffering withdrawal." Kilbourne added, "A blackout is when you're conscious, but jon't remember the next day what happened. It's a serious form of withdrawal and if it occurs, one should get help." "Alcoholism is a disease," said Kilbourne. "It has little to do with will power, as does any other disease." She also said, "There is no such thing as a typical alcoholic. Less than five percent are on Skid Row. An alcoholic is far more likely to be a man or woman over 30, with a family, home and job." "We don't know the causes. There is no common denominator. The only known relationship is that all alcoholics see alcohol as the most important thing in their lives," stated Kilbourne. Advertisers know this, and use it heavily throughout the ads. U 9 •OD $ Ken Meyer jlttieK2eira :::::::z::~;:^ews Editor PoSJf J? 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PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Karen Trandel Todd Herbst aJ°",T " T, °nd edit*d by students of UW-Parkside and they Thu SnZ TP°™.t °'T ed"0r•'0, P°'ICy and co°'*n'- P"M*bed ^ery R a n Z 9 ! ^ e * C e f " d u " " 9 b r ' ° k > ° " d b ° " d a y i Ranger ,s pri nted by the Rocine Journal Times. be addre"ed porkside Ranger, Universrtyof Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. standard s^zl I b\acceP,ed H typewritten, double spaced on ZntdwhaTJ ' ' t ud ^ >h°n 350 WOrds and mui> he RanaZd!ZrfZ 1^,? , ?° ° m" for Plication Thursday. lory content Contoi™9 false and defame• RANGER a Xgllight Show" drummpr 3 Thursday. April 19,1984 Shaughnessy to perform with Ensemble fh W Sh0W ia22 drunu"er Ed Shaughnessy, whose lively and extraordinarily precise percussive style has formed the rhythmic nucleUS the acclaimed Tonight Show Orchestra for 20 years will perform with the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. The ensemble is directed by Parkside music professor Tim Bell. Tickets are $3 for students and $5 for the general public and can be purchased at the campus Union Information Center. All seats are reserved. For more information, call 553-2345. Shaughnessy *s Parkside appearance is sponsored by the university's Fine Arts Division. Shaughnessy also will give a drum clinic the day of his performance with the ensemble. The clinic, free to persons who show their tickets to the evening performance, and $2 for others, will be at 3.30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Shaughnessy will demonstrate basic drum principles and techniques. Shaughnessy joined the Tonight Show Orchestra in 1964 and has CPD performed with it ever since. In 1975 he established his own 17- piece band, the Ed Shaughnessy Energy Force, with which he tours occasionally. A native of New Jersey, he is active as a drum clinician at universities and high schools throughout the U.S. and has composed a number of original pieces for jazz bands, including "Nigerian Walk" and "Blues Detambour." He has been featured on a number of albums, including "Rhapsody for Now," with Tonight Show orchestra director Doc Severinsen; "Afro American Sketches," with o'. Nelson; and "Broadway Basie's Way," with Count Basie. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble I has earned a reputation as consistently one of the finest young jazz ensembles in the Midwest. Parkside jazz ensembles have won "outstanding band" honors four times at the prestigious Midwest Jazz Festival at Elmhurst (111.) Colle ge, winning the latest honor at the festival's most recent competition last year. Two members of the current ensemble received individual awards for outstanding musicianship in the 1983 festival. Steve Jacob, of Kenosha, on saxophone, and Tim Fox, of Racine, on trumpet, were recognized as the Parkside Jazz Ensemble's outstanding musicians; and Fox was ranked second among outstanding musicians of the entire festival. Director Bell, who teaches woodwinds as Well as jazz at Parkside, earned bachelor's and master's degrees in music education from North Texas State University, where he was a member of the famed One O'Clock Lab Band for five years, including service as a graduate student director and lead alto saxophonist for two years. Bell performed with name bands and top entertainers including Tom Jones, Glenn Campbell, Jack Benny, Bobby Vinton, Rich Little and Burt Bacharach. Since coming to Parkside in 1975, he also has performed on saxophone with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, as well as with many classical ensembles in southeast Wisconsin. He frequently performs as a sideman in Chicago with the Ralph Berger orchestra for commercial and jazz engagements. * "**• i "Tonight Show" drummer Ed Shaughnessy will join the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I for a May 8 concert. Correction The Corporation for Professional Development was incorrectly identified in the Communication Colloquia story last week. Ranger regrets the error. Ranger needs writers Students tflearn by doing 99 by J ennie Tunldeicz News Editor "Learning by doing" is the philosophy maintained by the Corporation for Professional Development, an organization which is concerned with enhancing the learning experiences for themselves, other students and the community. The organization was formed in Spring 1983 under the auspices of the Communication Department students who "wanted to take the skills and competencies learned in the classroom and apply them to real life," said Traci Fordham, CPD Information Services Coordinator. CPD has sponsored many workshops and colloquia for students and plans more for the future. The group will host Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive Officer of Johnsonville Sausage, on April 25. The group also is in charge of Communication Internships, held a workshop at Capsule College and hosted Communication Major Alumni panel discussions and many other activities. Fordham said that CPD members are encouraged to "take their competencies and interests and expand on them by creating their own type of program or job." An example of this philosophy is the CPD Inreach/Outreach Program. Susan Moles', Inreach/Outreach Coordinator's, interests lie in public speaking. Her job is to bring people on the campus from the community to speak as well as take university people to speak in the community. "We plan these programs to help students learn...to help students 'shed their student skins.' In other words, we help them take the things that they have learned in the classroom and apply them to other things," said Fordham. One goal of CPD, according to Fordham, is to enhance the quality of student graduates. Membership in CPD helps these students gain experience in their area of interest. "We do many things students would be unable to do outside the classroom," she said. Preparing surveys, reports, proposals and brochures are some of the skills required by businesses which CPD members learn. "I feel that I am much more prepared to go out and do things in the business world now that I have been in the corporation," said Fordham. CPD is run primarily by communication students. Some of the more active members include Steve Schreiner, Chief Executive officer; Jeff McKelvie and Jane Proesel, internship program; Moles, Inreach/ Outreach Program; and Eric Elsmo, information services; and Fordham, Information Services and Inreach/Outreach Program. Fordham added about CPD, "What it is all about is to not just sit back and go through the grind, but to really get something out of the university and the classroom setting...going beyond being a student and being professional within the school setting." Students interested in obtaining more information about the Corporation for Professional Development can contact Prof. David Habbel, Comm Arts 224, ext. 2017, Schreiner or Fordham. Professional Resume Writing You've spen t thousa nds o f dollar s and years to g et yo ur d iploma. D o you wa nt a "q uickie" or quality rei sum e to reflect you and your investment? Save your valuable study time. Ca ll the professionals now. Anno Qontok 639-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (formor Parkald* atudanta) Reasonable rates. oooooooooood Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1984-85 academic year Requirement UJ^V-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per QuaHfication-^ous experience preferred, as is know,edge of UW-Parkside This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 27, 1984 Ranger is also looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Thursday, April 19,1984 ActorT former teacher RANGER * Brown enjoys Parkside's stage of life by Ric k Luehr -—-— * I want to be flexible enough not to be considered a 'black actor,' but just an actor." Julian Brown, actor and former teacher is completing his second year at Parkside. He is working on his second degree, his first being an education degree from UWM. He says that he is "over 25", single and has an 8 year old son who lives in Milwaukee. Brown says one reason he picked Parkside was its proximity to Milwaukee." Another factor that was very important was (Parkside drama professor) Lee Van Dyke." Lee sent me tickets to a show here. When I came down and talked to Lee, I was impressed by him. He sort of caught my ear and eye, and I thought that it would be a good experience to work with him." Brown has- been accepted in the graduate acting program at Temple University in Philadelphia, making this his last semester at Parkside. He has also been accepted at the Goodman Theatre in Chicago, Oklahoma State, and Michigan State. "But I've decided on Temple, so I'll be moving to Philadelphia for three years," he said. I don't know a I've been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." Julian Brown exactly what it's going to bring. I think they have a fairly interesting program. The people that I've met there from the program and talked to have all been fairly impressive." Another thing he likes about Temple is its nearness to New York City. It's about two hours from Philly to New York, so I'm close to the things that go on. They open many plays that eventually go to Broadway in Philadelphia and it's on the east coast. Brown lived on the west coast, in L A. for four years and said he didn't particularly like what's going on out there. "I much prefer what's going on out on the east coast. There's a sort of laid back approach to life on the west coast. I remember one day, I went to the barber and there was a sign in the window that said "Closed for the day, gone to the beach." I mean, I need a haircut, I've got a job interview, and this guy's gone to the beach. People in New York are more conscious of what they're doing." Brown feels ready for the change. "I think that the motivational forces that you get on the east coast are much sharper than you get on the west coast because people are up and aggressive and out there at six in the morning doing it, whereas people in L.A. are on the beach playing volleyball. It's a totally different lifestyle, and I'm ready for that." Of course, after college, Brown would like to work professionally as an actor. "An ideal situation for me would be to manage my own time, teach, and be able to work professionally. I wouldn't need to be working back to back all the time. If I could manage my money so that I could do YOUR As AND Bs COULD GET YOU INTO OLCS. Your Bachelor of Science (BS) or Bachelor of Arts (BA) degree could be your ticket into Army Officer Candidate School (OCS). Naturally, you have to pass mental and physical tests. Then complete basic training, and you're on your way to O.C.S. at Fort Benning, Georgia. Fourteen weeks later, you could be wearing second lieutenant's bars. It's not easy. But you'll come out tough. Sure in your ability to lead. You'll be in great shape. And you'll gain management skills civilian corporations look for. When you think about your future, O.C.S. seems like a great place to start. Look into it with your Army Recruiter. SSG Robert Centerbar 8600 Sheridan Road Kenosha 697-0520 ARMY BEALLYOUCANBE. Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Student, actor, former teacher Julian Brown one or two shows a year, and then have some time to spend writing, play my flute, and just live, spending lots of time with my son, it would be ideal. Of course, not in that order because my son is at the top of the list." Brown looks back on his two years at Parkside as being a basically positive time. " It will always be part of my life. There are a lot of people that IH meet again somewhere. The for- .mulation of fr iendships is not some- * thing that just flakes off. I guess I've learned that in the last couple of years, because there are people from this area that I'm going to stay in touch with, so that my phone bill keeps up it's $150 average. I think that I have made some real and true friends here, " he said. The time at Parkside has also been a great learning experience. "There's two ways of learning. You learn from what the instructor says, and you learn from the culture, so it's like subteaching. I remember when I first got to Parkside, walking down the hall and people saying 'hello". This was on the heels of coming for L.A. where people will walk aU over you. So I knew immediately that I was in a different environment, and I found a lot of things that were positive about that. There is a lot of sincerity in people. On the other hand, there's a lot of 'Peyton Place' type stuff going on. The small town, closed ipinded thinking. But, aU in all it's nice." Among his roles in Parkside plays are Petey in "The Birthday 5^-'' Panisse in "Ring Round The Moon", Private Meek in "Too True To Be Good," and his present role as La Fleche in "The Miser " I ve been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." One of the things that he has learned is that he enjoys studio theater. "You can hear people breathe, you can feel them in your space. Your concentration has to be right there because if it's not, you're going to trip over someone's feet and fall into the audience. I like that challenge." Another thing Brown enjoys is the summer productions at Parkside. "Last year's summer shows were the first time I had ever done summer stock. We, in essence, rehearse for two weeks and put on a play. It was so frightening to me only having two weeks to rehearse. But I'd like to get the chance to do it again. It gave me a great respect for the rehearsal process. An incident that occured during last summer's production showed the dedication to acting that Brown has. "This woman went through a stop sign and I was going about thirty miles per hour on my motorcycle. I slammed into the side of her car, flew over it, and flipped three times. They took me to the hospital in an ambulance. I got up out of the hospital and went to re hearsal. About midway through, however, my body said 'Don't you realize that you've been in a motorcycle accident', and I just sort of folded up." Brown said that if he could play any role, it would be "Othello." "Maybe it will have significance for me, I'm, not sure why, but it's something that kind of lays there more than anything else. I would like to be able to do the role differently than any of the other great actors who have played the role. I'm speaking of people like James Earl Jones, Anthony Hopkins and Paul , Continued on Page 12 RANGER 5 Thursday, April 19,1984 AT&T to headline annual Computer Fair \nd ??" de's s,udMl t he the mai "Computer Networking and Tel „ .. ecommunications" will be the theme of the eighth annual Computer Fair at Parkside, to be held from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, April 28, in Main Place of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center. The event, sponsored by Parkside's student chapter of the National Association of Computing Machinery, will feature demonstrations and presentations by four major corporations and 17 area vendors. Admission is $1 and entrance is through the Communication Arts Building on the southwest end of Club Events Dart Team Phi Gamma Nu The UWPDT is proud to announce Corporate Sponsorship T-shirt and Hat Day" On April 27, th e Dart Team Antagonism Committee will sponsor this event. To participate all you have to do is wear your favorite corporate T-shirt or hat or both. Any t ype of advertising will do including the likes of Miller, Pabst, Old Style, Peanut Butter or Twinkies (Nick's personal favorite). The Dart Team will not meet on Friday, April 20 in observance of Good Friday. Not to mention the fact that the campus will close at noon, thereby preventing us from using the Rec Center. Veterans' Club On Saturday, April 28 the Veterans' Hub will be going waterskiing at Brown's Lake. The trip is open to anyone brave enough to battle the cold water. Rich Welbon, President of the Vets Club, said that when he went to test the water temperature at Browns Lake, he stuck his hand in and pulled out an ice cube. All are welcome to attend whether you d ecide to try waterskiing or not. The Vets Club will provide the boat, the gas and two water skis. Beer and soda are to be provided by the guests themselves. This opening day event will begin at 1 p.m. If the activity is rained out it will be postponed until further notice. Psychology Club The Psychology Club will hold a meeting on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 311. Dr . David Beach will be discussing the Fall 1984 schedule. All interested students are encouraged to attend. Do you know where you're going to live after you graduate? If you don't, come and hear Shirley Schmerling as she speaks on "Housing after Graduation." Learn where to look and how much you can expect to spend. Everyone is welcome, so join us at 1 p.m. on Wednesday April 25 in Union 207. NUP Students for the National Unity Party will meet on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 165. BSO The Black Student Organization (BSO) will hold elec tions of officers for the 1984-85 academic year on Monday, April 23 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. Persons nominated for President include Dwight Mosby, Calvin Singleton and Ernestine Weisinger. Vice-President nominations include Greg Holcomb, Dwight Mosby and Derek Thurman. Nominated for Secretary are Danita Baker, Hope Bowden, Joyce House, Hope Jones and Karling Thurman. Those nomT nated for Treasurer include Greg Holcomb, Jill Killian and Derek Thurman. Activities Coordinator nominations include Danita Baker, Dwight Mosby, Napoleon Scarborough and Derek Thurman. Students running for the above positions will provide statements about their qualifications at Monday's meeting. All voting must be completed at the close of that meeting and no other votes will be accepted after that time. Election results will be published in the May 3 Ranger. WELCOME—\ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK •••**••••••**** SEAN PATTERSON •••*••••••***** His pitching against Illinois Chicago Circle was outstanding. Sean pitched 7 innings and won the game 7-4. He allowed only 5 hits. 4 nans. He had 5 strike outs and only one walk. the main academic complex. Parking will be availabl e in the Communication Arts lot. The AT&T Company will headline the fair with a display of its new line of powerful Unix-based terminals and heavy-duty line printers. The terminals will be displayed for the first time in the Midwest at the fair, said Karen Norwood, student coordinator of the event. In addition, AT&T will demonstrate its 3B2 computer model and will present a display titled,"The History of Telecommunications Museum." A keynote address on computer networking and telecommuications will be presented at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema Thea ter by Maureen McGraw, national networks marketing manager for communications products of Digital Equipment Corporation in Massachusetts. Other computer systems on display will include those produced by the Xerox, Sperry and Zenith corporations. Norwood pointed out that the event is an excellent oportunity for people considering purchasing a business or home computer to see and compare many of the computers on today's market. She said the fair this year is stressing computer systems suited to the needs of business, and encouraged area businessmen to "come to the fair." This is the first time four major corporations are participating in the fair, demonstrating the latest in hardware and software systems and packages," Norwood s aid. "It will be the biggest fair ever." Last year 1000 persons attended, she said. TO: FROM: SUBJECT: MEMORANDUM March 15, 1984 All UW-Parkside Employees and Students Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee Stuart L. Rubner, Chair Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel Maureen Budowle Richard Keehn Teoby Gomez Jeanne Buenker-Philllps Nominations for Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award .he award he/she will resignTrom 00—6 b6C°me 3 Ca"didate ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA be esPeci,al|y distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the Univer PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at Information kiosks in AlfoMhTr Mr RaCe 3nd at the Library/Learning Center C mulaWon Desk All of the information requested on the form must be supplied 2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence, etc., would be appropriate. 3. Deadline for nominations is Monday, April 30 1984 4 saaaKassrB* »»«> 5. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. —to IMLerTime Questions may be directed to the Chair, Stuart L. Rubner, ext. 2576. 6 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Seminar examines premenstrual syndrome Ranger photo by Todd Herbst Patricia Limburg, a counselor at Racine's Family Planning, Inc., spoke on premenstrual syndrome at last week's "Women's Studies" seminar. Library trivia winners The winners in the Library Trivia Quiz Contest are as follows: Lydia Morrow won a $5 gift certificate for the Union Sweet Shoppe (sponsored by the Parkside Union). Mark Rau won a pizza (sponsored by Food Service). Dean Hervat won a $3 gift certificate for the Campus book store (sponsored by the Parkside Campus Store). A pair of passes to the Union Cinema (sponsored by PAB) will be given to each winner. Prizes must be picked up from Donna Nicholson, L/LC by Friday, April 27. by Kari Dixon The annoying and sometimes debilitating problem of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) can be alleviated with vitamins and a proper diet and exercise routine, according to Patricia Limburg, counselor at Family Planning Inc., of Racine, who spoke at the Women's Studies seminar last Wednesday. According to Limburg, it is estimated that from five to forty percent of the female population suffers from PMS, but she believes the numbers are higher. PMS, by definition, is any symptom or complaint that is present before menstruation. To actually be PMS, the symptoms must be present sometime after ovulation and before or during the bleeding. PMS can be mild, moderate or severe. "The majority of the symptoms of PMS are associated with the fact that the body is retaining water," Limburg said. "Some women just refuse to leave the house during this time." The reason that PMS is surrounded by some controversy is because it is hard to determine scientifically. "There are no tests to diagnose PMS," Limburg continued. "Because it is women-related and women-reported, there has been some resistance from the medical community." The symptoms of PMS are varied. The more common include bloating, sore breasts, lower backache, nausea, food cravings, depression and lethargy. The more uncommon ones include sinus trouble, vision problems, fainting, panic attacks, Help Wanted NEED CASH? Earn $500+ each school year, 24 (flexible) hours per week placing and filling posters on campus. Serious workers only; we give recommendations. Call now for summer & next fall. 1-800-243- 6679. Services Offered TAKE THE train, Jane! East and Gulf Coasts — $175 max. roundtrip. 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"The usual medical treatment for PMS is a diuretic to relieve the bloating and a tranquilizer to relieve the tension," Limburg said. "This is really no good." Instead of the more traditional treatment, Limburg suggested a different route. The first step is keeping a PMS diary to see exactly what symptoms occur at exactly what time. The cause of PMS, Lim- Continued from Page 5 The Fourth Annual Parkside International Computer Problem- Solving Contest for elementary, junior and senior high school students will be held in conjunction with the fair. The local section of the contest will take place at Parkside, with other segments being held at schools and colleges around the Midwest. Hardware and software vendors participating in the fair include, For Sale 1977 YAMAHA XS 360. W indshield, rack and back rest. 11,000 mi. $600. PHone 694-3813. 1969 MGB with overdrive engine, good body. Best offer. 634-5597. Personals LORE: IT'S been one year. I love you — Gre g. LORIE: I love you — Y up. JULIE AND Dave, keep your clothes on off-campus. Friskie. FRISKIE: THAT'S not possible. Julie and Dave. J & D Hey love, I really missed you. Smoke a bomb? D.G. D.G. I came a long way, I quit smoking!! J&D. I DON'T care what anyone says, I like Parkside. Robibaby STUDS: DO the skeleton face til it scares me. Zemog. A.K.A. CUDDLE Bear, Creating Respiratory problems in elevators. SLY "AWESOME YY," Fan club information. Inquire at Union Square. JOEY: YOU dancing maniac — have your feet recovered yet? burg said, is due to a vitamin deficiency, and high doses of B6, potassium and magnesium are prescribed by Family Planning. A special low salt diet that also eliminates all caffiene (including chocolate, tea, coffee and Coke) and aerobic-like exercises at least three times a week are also recommended to help the body deal with the problems of water retention. One vitamin, called Optivite, has been a great help to some of the women, Limburg said. "PMS is still more like witchcraft than science," she said. "Women must rely on each other to read the symptomatology," she said. Perhaps the only good aspect of PMS is that it often results in an increased libido prior to menstruation. "Some women really love sex at that time of the month," she concluded. from Racine, Colortron Computers, Office Equipment Corp. (which will be presenting a display in conjunction with the Zenith Corp.), Radio Shack and Computer Sales, Inc.; from Kenosha, Duke's Electronic Service Ltd., Heinzen Computer Consultants Ltd. and Kane Associates; and from Milwaukee, Successful Software, Vision Computer Systems, Media Management and Magnetics, Soft House and North Shore Computers. REEN. SNUGGLE BUNNY - I long for your love. Fred. GEE WHIZZERS!!!! FRED: EAT Dung and live—Snugglebunny. HEY WHIT: I got a reprieve. No bars for this boy. K. GIRLS AT P.U. — I 'm not available any more. Baby Animal. GUYS AT P.U. I'm available. Baby Animal. BABY ANIMAL welcome aboard: the fellows pierced in the pink. FELLOWS IN pink. We want Baby Animal back, the girls. GIRLS AND fellows in pink, He's mine! Debbie. DEBBIE, I am yours. Baby Animal. DEBBIE AND Baby Animal live happily ever after. BLANCHE: WE'RE so clever! Stop telling me to not get out of my car!!! MOLLY: IF no one else wants to, I'll be chairman of the parade, but only if the Association allows that. They tend to send letters acknowledging how much people owe...how rude! PAT: GET THE LIGHTER RUG! THE DARK ONE IS TOO BUSY!!! University of Wisconsin-Parkside Fine Arts Division —• p resents — Ed §Eau^Eres§y of the Tonight Show with Jazz Ensemble I conducted by Tim Bell May 8, 1984 8:00 pm • Communication Arts Theatre Tickets: $5.00 General Admission • $3.00 Studsnts Classified ads Dckats AvatttMe: HM Art* D IVMM 553-2564 Units Is forasltes D esk 553-2345 • Ail SMU RM trwd Computer Fair I^^SCONSIN-PARKSIDfe^^'? ? *±/M I'KIMMS /\\/ \ M r jF^M? 4PRII 27 2S, 'H,4Y/l,5.vrSir.u.i ./444Y 3 at io v\t. ^ ^r.'. - MVIRSIIT OF THE MISER ft"* ? T u e i, ?°, ' KDen0Sha- Rebecca Julich, Racine, (both standing and John Muskuhn Racine rehearsed a scene from Moliere's class farce The Miser, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside dramati arts discipline s spring mam stage production to be performed on Fr days, April 27 and May 4, and Saturdays, April 28 and May 5. All pei formances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Plays at Parkside 4The Miser' arrives Moliere's classic comedic farce "The Miser," a play that reveals human vice and folly with irrepressible joy, is the Parkside dramatic arts discipline's Spring main stage production, directed by Prof. Lee Van Dyke. The play will be performed over two consecutive weekends, on Fridays April 27 and May 4, and on Saturdays April 28 and May 5. All performances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. "The Miser," a 17th century French play that sets the standards by which comedy and comic acting have ever since been judged, concerns Harpagon, the central character who is determined to spend as little money as possible. Harpagon takes to holding onto his money so obsessively that he becomes convinced that his servants are robbing him, and he buries his money in the garden rather than trust it to a bank. He doesn't approve of the money his son spends on clothing, and he wants to marry off his daughter to the first man who will have her without a dowry — n o matter how old he is. The miser's children meet and fall in love with people they intend to marry, but Harpagon announces his own wedding plans: he' will marry the girl with whom his son is in love, and his wealthy friend will marry his (Harpagon's) daughter. Van Dyke said the resolution of this situation is sure to inspire laughter in the audience. "In writing his plays, Moliere drew frequently upon the Italian form called 'Comedia deU'arte,' which is based on improvisation, stock characters and 'lazzi,' or small comedic pieces," Van Dyke said. "Modern equivalents of that style of comedy include the walk of Charlie Chaplin, the famous 'Who's on First' exchange between Abbott and Costello and the contemporary Second City troupe from Chicago." Van Dyke said Moliere's humor is universal and has endured for three centuries. "It's astonishing to find out how fresh Moliere's characters and situations are — and those characters and situations form the basis of Moliere's humor." Van Dyke called Moliere "one of the funniest people in history. Moliere was the Shakespeare of France, except that he concerned himself exclusively with comedy." Cast members of the play include Steve Orth, Scott Reichelsdorf, Mary Beth Kelleher and Andrew Brhel, Kenosha; Paula Boehler, John Muskulin, Rebecca Julich, Bill Serpe and James Walker, Ra- Continued on Page 10 "Beef" gives the beef on alcohol policies Astute readers will probably have noticed by now that the administration is debating on possible new alcohol policies in the Union. As this will likely affect nearly every student on campus, I decided to nip down to the administration offices and ask "Beef" O'Jooce, director of student responsibility, about the proposed changes. Responding to the charges that the new policies were 'assinine' and 'mindless,' O'Jooce quickly stood up to the administration's critics. "Basically, we wanted to cut down on under-age drinking without detering our older population from the occasional quick one with their friends. I believe we have reached a comfortable compromise." said Beef. "We had to focus on two main problems. The first was actually stopping minors from purchasing alcohol, and the second was to cut out the sharing of drinks by seniors." ' 'Our One-Beer-Per-Trip-To-Bar policy was a bit lax, so now all purchases of beer and wine must be accompanied by on-the-spot blood tests, urine analysis, presentation of birth certificates and passports plus retina scan and fingerprint matching. "As the whole process should take less than an hour, we feel it will be unlikely to dissuade our older drinkers," he quipped. Regarding the heinous crime of drink-sharing, "Beef" announced new administrative policies designed to combat this lethal wrongdoing. "Actually, we've been toying with the idea of lacing all drinks with small but lethal doses of cyanide," acknowledged O'Jooce, "which, believe you me, will cut down on this beer-sharing business something drastic." However, there were dissenters to this plan. "Yea, the chancellor wimped out again," said "Beef," with a trace of bitterness in his voice. "That pansy by John Kovalic Feature Editor was afraid of t he reaction from parents. What a wimp." The new policies are somewhat less drastic. "Anyway, we finally decided to cut down on the size of drinks again. After playing around with the idea of just pouring the drinks right down their yaps, we started thinking of reinstating the one-and two-ounce glasses. Eventually we cut that out. Too f—liberal, if you ask me." "The size of a large beer," he continued, the pitch of his voice reaching dangerous altitudes, "was finally decided to be no more than that of a fair-sized thimble." But that is just the beginning, he indicated. \ "At the moment, we're just putting the finishing touches on an amendment to really cut down on sharing. "All wine and beer glasses are to be encased in three tons of molten lead and concrete and buried in a secret location somewhere in the Rockies," he said, grinning broadly. "And if that doesn't work, we'll just shoot the bastards." * * * * * * * * * * What with the Democratic primaries well on the way, and what with a new government at the helm of Parkside's student body, I decided it was time to put my one political science class to good use. I therefore offer the following as a list of laws, by-laws and proprosals any aspiring political candidate would do well to include in future manifestos. Take heed, Gary Hart. These are the real new ideas. • Anyone caught saying "Where's the Beef?" should first be publicly flogged, to be followed by not less than a hail of small arms fire. • All cafeteria cheeseburgers should be labeled with the warning, 'Not to be taken internally.' • Public humiliation of person or persons found wearing 'I Love Michael Jackson' buttons, to be followed by a two-year term locked in a small box in Utah. • The force-feeding of male hormones to the afore-mentioned Jackson, with serious thoughts about the same for Boy George, Richard Simmons and the Smurfs. • Give accounting majors their own room in Molinaro Hall. Lock them in it. • Make it legal to beat person or persons sadistically about the head with a large blunt object upon the utterance, 'Have a Nice Day.' • Ban California. • Restrict the sales of coffee shoppe bagels as lethal weapons, especially when used in hand-tohand combat or ingested. • Immediate withdrawal of all US combat forces from Lebanon and Central America followed by the invasion of Akron, Ohio. • Record conversations between communications majors and play back recordings to same. Wait for resulting hemorrhaging. 8 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Student art Art show successes Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Students whose art is currently on exhibit include (left to right) Bill Grieder (Library Purchase Award), Frank Mandli (Award Recipient), Karen Cairo (Honorable Mention), Kenneth J. Kangas (Best of Show and Honorable Mention), Brian Passino (Award Recipient), Deb Rolling (President, Art Addicts), Karen Roszkowski and Bob Ludwig (Honorable Mentions). PLO se on campus A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impresive array of art forms including painting, sculpture, ceramics and mixed media is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 3. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. The juried exhibit includes 56 works selected from 141 entries by juror Joseph Wilfer, a widely recognized papermaker, typographist and graphic designer who is a visiting professor at UW-Madison. Wilfer selected the works on the basis of creativity, innovation and use of materials. The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by the Parkside Art Discipline in the Fine Arts Division, and includes three cash awards and four honorable mentions along with a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $40, was awarded to Kenneth J. Kangas, of Kenosha for his work titled "Sunday Night," a birch veneer woodcut depicting a cozy domestic scene featuring enormously dramatic contrasts between light and darkness, geometric and fluid shapes and horizontal and vertical lines. Kansas, 34, is a junior who works third shift at the Chicago & Northwestern Transportation Co. as a yard clerk and attends Parkside part-time during the day. He said "Sunday Night" is a depiction of his two children, Carey, 8, and Cassie, 6, on a typical Sunday night lying in front of the TV set in the living room. Kangas also won an honorable mention for his oil painting titled "Thirteenth Avenue," which shows a real-life two story structure at 13th Ave. and 52nd St. in Kenosha, the first floor of which is a tavern, with the second floor housing apartments. The work communications a sense of loneliness and isolation in the tradition of urban-based artists, Kangas said. In addition, Kangas had a third work accepted in the show. It is a warmly colored acrylic painting titled "Extirpator," which depicts, on a grand scale, ordinary objects including a mouse trap, button and cleaning brush in a cardboard box. Kangas, who was supervised in the creation of "Sunday Night" by Parkside art professor Douglas Devinny, slyly incorporates gently humorous touches in his work. "Sunday Night," a woodcut, includes a wood-carved dude in one corner "watching over the children." "Thirteenth Avenue" features a one-way sign pointing in the direction of the tavern entrance, and "Extirpator" depicts a "Never- Miss" brand mouse trap that has been sprung, and "guess what, there's no mouse," Kangas said. He said, "I was overwhelmed just to be accepted in the show. I'm really honored. I know there are a lot of extremely talented and hardworking art students being taught by high-quality art faculty at Parkside. This show really means something to me." A cash award of $25 went to second- place winner Brian Passino, of Kenosha, for his giant and flamboyantly fluid oil painting titled "Flight," which gives the viewer the impression of flying over a strange and fascinating yellow, green and red planet, approaching an unfolding horizon. A $15 c ash price went to Frank Mandli, of Racine, who took third place for his intriguing "Pig H," a ceramic, feminine-faced pig bedecked in sparkling necklaces and dangling from slings in mid-air. A lithograph by William Grieder, Racine, titled "Baby's Ride," which shows a bemused baby sitting in a baby carriage along with a huge dog won the $75 UW-Parkside Library Purchase Award. The work will be put on permanent display in the Library. Other honorable mentions were awarded to Robert Ludwig of Racine for a polyester resin piece titled "Struggle;" Karen Cairo of Kenosha for an acrylic and mixed media work called "Creation;" and Karen Roszkowski for a copper and wood piece titled "Musical Reflections." by Nick Thome The Parkside Liberation Organization (PLO) is the newest group to seek major organization status. The PLO was formed early this semester to further the rights and freedoms of concerned students who feel special interest groups and members of the administration are discouraging the "American way of life" as set forth by our forefathers. Recently I had the opportunity to interview the man in charge of the PLO at the regional headquarters. The following is a condensed version of the conversations we had. Q. Colonel Keck, why was the PLO formed? A. The members of the Parkside Liberation Organziation are disgusted by the hypocrisy of special interest groups such as Women Against Pornography. They complained bitterly last year when Parkside showed the soft porn movie "Emanuelle," but they didn't say one word during the Foreign Film Festival when an underaged male child was graphically sodomized to death. Q. What are the PLO's feelings about the Union's projected alcohol policies? A. We were shocked by the elimination of pitchers and carafes. Never before has there been a complaint about the 17 year old students who came into the Union. We feel the Alcohol Awareness Committee is a bunch of namby-pamby, undersexed eunuchs with nothing better to do with their lives than to make other people unhappy. Q. By what means do you maintain your organization? A. We have sufficient funding from the private sector, in addition to the support from students, who feel as we do. We have the proper equipment and training to counteract the tainted menace that has been overshadowing the real pursuit of happiness at Parkside. Q. If there was one change you could make tomorrow here at Parkside, what would it be? A. We would terminate the Corporate Sponsorship Committee. The PLO was appalled at the elimination of corporate sponsored events such as Old Style night and Miller night. These events were immensely popular with the students since their beginning when the university first opened its doors. For some reason unknown to the average adult, the corporate sponsorship committee and the alcohol awareness committee have deemed college students incapable of deciding how much alcohol they should consume on any given occasion. Maybe they believe that we are not the future of this beloved country, but potential criminals who upon touching our lips to a cup of beer succumb to ancient animal desires and immediately rape and pillage the surrounding community leaving nothing that even remotely resembles human life forms in our wake. Were these people playground directors in another life who feel compelled to treat us as if we are mindless, whimpering brats? What was the Alcohol Awareness Committee? Why did they disband, leaving their totalitarian measures intact? Do they fear social retribution to such an extent that they would depart before an outraged student body could physically state its objection? We think so. Q. Colonel Keck, what is the American way of life? A. The American way of life is a feeling of self expression. The United States is the only country that believes in the individual, yet we are being subverted by outside factions that want to incorporate us into a homogeneous pool of garbage. I and my group aren't going to let that happen here. We will prevail. Kenosha Savings and Loan in your choice of TWO great accounts! 5935 7tti Ave—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side—4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 KENOSHA SAVINGS RANGER Ask Dr. Bill 9 Thursday, April 19,1984 'Twinkie" girl gripes Depaarr DDrr.. BBiillll,. t j to the doctor I have a boyfriend who thinks that taking a girl on a date means accompanying me to the nearest snack-bar and treating me to a Twinkie. He also thinks it is real cute when he and his friends cut the cup out of his mother's bra and wear it as a yarmulke to the mall. He offered to drive me to school once and made me ride on the handlebars of his Big Wheel. Do you think that a college girl might be too mature for a fifth-grader? Am I expecting too much? Signed. Unsure Dear Unsure, Your boyfriend sounds like he is kicking up his heels a little too much. My three years of fifth grade never found me pulling stunts like that. Give him hormone shots. Dear Dr. Bill, I have been afraid to write you because I have a feeling you've been written to a lot and I was afraid I might suffer by comparison. I'm from Chicago, but I'm stuck in a small town with a bunch of degenerate freaks. My best friend is a wimp who doesn't know his left from his right and my girl friend is a minister's daughter who freely admits that she's not a virgin. They don't even allow music or dancing here! What can I do? Signed, Screwloose Dear Screwloose, Well I think that you should quit Chamber music A free public recital of ten chamber compositions written by Parkside music major Michael E. Edgerton will be performed at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 27, in Communication Arts Room D-118. The works, which will include three compositions for flute, voice and guitar and three pieces for a mixed woodwind and string quintet, will be performed by about a dozen Parkside music students in various ensembles. Edgerton, a senior, will perform as a vocalist in the recital. A n ative of S turtevant, Edgerton has studied composition with Parkside music professor August Wegner for the last two years, and has sung in chamber groups under Parkside music professors Frank Mueller and William Weinert. In addition, he has studied under a number of area voice instructors, including Mary Christensen, Carol Irwin and Martha Dodds, and he has performed with the Renaissance Trio, an area vocal chamber group. After graduating from Parkside this spring, Edgerton plans to continue his music education by enrolling in a graduate school of music, where he will study composition. f°un(Jry to P^ue a baUet ca- [m ii't mean you should dress up like a woman and audition for a soap op...•&!»..don't let people know that you are a mermaid! Dear Dr. Bill, We would like to lodge a complaint pertaining to one of your associate writers for this juvenile (yet credible) publication. Carl Cher- Wildlife cAAj£>rpq-pE ts The MotXrC OF Of?l6-!KJA£.rTY iuggmoitY. nouski, the Polish obtuse columnist, contributes his meaningless, vulgar and obtrusive abominations to this paper. He continually takes an article soaring to the heights of utter subliminity, to just let it come crashing to earth with a drab climax. He is an author with the vocabulary of Dr. Seuss, the depth of a Marvel Comics author and the style of a Harlequin romance writer. We would appreciate your held in our crusade by speaking with your editor about his dismissal! Sincerely, Michael Jackson The Smurfs Preppies Boy George and Snoopy Dear All of the Above, Your complaint is well founded. One has to be peruse one of Chernouski's poems to realize that you are correct. However, we on the Ranger staff like to have Carl around because he makes everyone else look so much better. Dea Docto Bil: D yo hav an advic fo someon who canno manag to finis anythin h start? I'v ha this proble fo year an year, and i i really gettin ou o han, s I'l b waitin o pin an needle fo you repl i th. Signe Dear , I'm glad that this issue has finally surfaced in this column. by John Kovalic TEMoos (}hX> srtfeNooos f&horftlPS rffOD fouxs... ^~\f t He ciosr fyso p(?flcncr fop tfoo^s OM ENP 5 rtvipur AS A PffEPl^ATlOKJ . 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GO GET IT, OR HAVE IT BROUGHT HERE. \ CONVINCED THEM THAT I COULD GET My SECRETARY TO DELIVER THE PELICAN. KATHY HAD NO EXTENSION PHONE; I GLANCED AT MY WATCH AS I FORMULATED AN IDEA- r PUT THELMA ON FOR ME, WILL YOU? NEXT WEfcfc TIME WILLTEU.! A Week at pg».ir 0 Once O^Lb/Ce-r/ JEJ jaL LsayV Did that register? He's got by BBiillll SSttooiuugraaaarrrdi c . . . C-? Good-day, happy Easter, and welcome to another action-packed WEEK AT THE PARK!!! Ru more intelligent people out there have probably realized, this weekend is, as it were, a holiday weekend. So, there isn't anything happening out there, which leaves us with... Monday, April 23, "Kennedy's Personal Life: Does It Really Matter? ' by Prof. Tom Reeves at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. This program is tree and open to the public. Tuesday, 24th, Yes! Registration nath begun for continuing students Business mistakes explained Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive officer of Johnsonville Sausage, will make a presentation entitled, "Confessions of a Bungler: Mistakes I Made and What I Learned From Them," on Thursday, April 26 at 5 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Topics under discussion will include leaders and managers, are they different?; various ways of looking at organizations; what to look for in organizations when you graduate; and many other subjects concerning leadership, business and communication. Stayer is being sponsored by the Communication Inreach/Outreach Program which operates under the auspices of the Corporation for Professional Development. Stayer is a member of the Professional Associates Program of the Parkside Communication Department. His last visit to Parkside was PJJ1 of a highly successful series of Modules with Professional Communicators" that took place in the spring semester 1983. for fall semester in Main Place. For you students who have questionable grades this semester and don't luiow if it is worth the effort to register if you're going to get kicked out of school anyway, the movie classic "Casablanca" will be shown at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs for 102 minutes. Admission is free, sponsored by PAB. A basic course on investment strategies starts at 7 p.m in Molinaro 107 by Beth Janicek of Shearson American Express. Call 553-2047 for reservations. Wednesday, 25th, Registration for fall semester continues in Main Place for continuing students. So i i for all of you freshmen with names beginning with the letters W, X, Y or Z, get your little selves 'down there or you won't get the Music Appreciation class you wanted A seminar entitled "Sex Roles in Grandparenting," by Prof. Jeanne Thomas will be held at noon in Union 106 (busy room!). The program is free and open to the public. For the majority of you grandparents who already have your sex roles in order, the PAB Coffeehouse is featuring Michael Gulezian from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. All are welcome; admission is free, and of course this gala event is sponsored by those real fun guvs down at PAB. us covert The Miser" opens cine; and Julian Brown and John Weatherall, Jr., Milwaukee. Linda Springer, Kenosha, is serving the production as assistant to the director and stage manager. Set designer for the production is Skelly Warren, and costume designer is Judith Tucker Snider, both Parkside dramatic arts professors. John Schoenoff, Parkside's technical theater manager, is lighting director. Major drama critics have praised the enduring quality of Moliere's The Miser." Clive Barnes of the New York Times wrote, "Only the French can write this kind of play, and even they have lost the knack." Douglas Watt, writing for the New York Daily News, said, " 'The Miser' ranks high in Moliere's canon... it is practically foolproof...and in it we relish the dramatist's cool appreciation of the foibles of men." Advance tickets are $2.50 for senior citizens, students and staff; $3.50 for the general public. Tickets at the door are $3 and $4. Tickets can be obtained at the campus Union Information Center, 553-2345 or at the Fine Arts Division Office. 553-2581. A special matinee performance for high school students and senior citizens will be at 10 a.m. on Thursday, May 3. The general public is also invited. For more information contact Judith Tucker Snider at 553-2702 or 553-2568. Happy Easter from the Ranger staff The Parkside Union EASTER WEEKEND HOURS Building and all its services closed ss of noon Good Friday. Good Friday food service WLLC coffee shop only! by Dick Oberbruner In an effort to avoid nationwide criticism, President Reagan is reportedly giving covert aid to struggling American farmers. He has authorized the U.S. Agriculture Department to launch a secret relief fund for eight Midwestern states: Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota. Hundreds of small farms are selling out due to financial difficulties. The plowing of f ields will be performed by migrant workers, equipped with farm implements supplied by the U.S. Army. "The spring plowing will be completed," one agriculture official declared. "Chalk up another win for Washington." Evidence for the need of help is obvious - a $215 billion farm debt, high corn prices raising feed costs and devaluating land worth. All this is taken in stride as Reagan promises "ongoing resolution of the current recession," and the "slow, but eventual, buildup of agricultural production." "I will continue to monitor America's small farmer as he pulls up his own bootstraps," he said in his weekly radio address. Meanwhile, under his breath, Reagan has bypassed congressional spending authority and approved emergency agricultural aid to Mid- America. Some 15,000 UW-funded migrants are being used to pressure small acreage farmers into agricultural gains. '"Die migrants represent an incentive for small farmers to move in a direction of belief in the system, despite drawbacks in the past," said another official. Small farms are becoming victims of large-scale business farms that receive direct aid from an otherwise trickle-down president. With more money in the hands of these business farmers, the small farm is, realistically, losing ground. They will soon become self-sustaining enterprises, a reversion to pre- Industrial Revolution days. "America's breadbasket is bottoming out," says Sen. Douglas Furr (D-m.). "Under the Reagan administration, farm production has suffered from a great deal of neglect. As a result, this entire country will have to diet for the next ten years to maintain its current surplus." In response to the accusation that farmers are not receiving enough aid, President Reagan said: "•••This is preposterous. Farmers are the backbone of our nation, next to the armed forces. The federal government spent record amounts to protect farm incomes in 1983. The downfall of the American farmer has not resulted from any oversight of this administration " Meanwhile, $348 million is being pumped into these eight states. Two-thirds of it goes to dairy farmers, one-third to grain farmers. The president has once again failed to keep a covert operation covert. As you may know, U. S. military intervention in Central America has been horrificaUy concealed — li ke Minnesota Fats hiding behind the eight ball. Agriculture representatives are in each of the depressed states, as well, working with thousands of farmers. They are advising them how to spend federal money efficiently, to ensure maximum output and future stability. In Kansas, official reports show wheat farmers improving their predicament through the purchase of used machinery and the painting of barns. U S. reconnaissance flights surveyed farm fields in Nebraska and South Dakota and report soil conditions to be "considerably damaged by years of overuse and unpredictable weather patterns." It goes on to say only larger farms, with 200 o r more acres of grain or pastureland, will undoubtedly survive in the long run. Since 1970, farmers were thought to be in good stead. But the farm debt has nearly quadrupled from $62 billion (of that year) to the current $215 billion. No wonder you can't buy a box of cereal for less than a dollar. Grain farmers are less worried about making good, more worried about making even. In fine political double-talk. President Reagan confirmed his be^ lief in the American farmer: "Mid- America has become the stage for bold attempts by farmers to unite and solve their own economic problems. They are the best judges of their own woes. "Smal l farmers i n eight states...are being threatened by economic nonexistence. Let it be known that this administration recognizes this fact, and will be watching with anxious eyes as the rise of the American farmer results in the only, and proper, outcome." Nonetheless, Americans have to eat, and boy, will we pay for it. Food prices will be high this summer; restaurants will be hurting for business. If a dangerously cold winter isn't enough to ruin life support systems, we have to suffer from neglect. Wait until Congress gets back from recess and hears about this! RANGEK Softball 11 Thursday, April 19.1984 Women have five _ •car" ™i„fortheseore game winning Annthor J . ers SnH phonn/^l _ n by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor During the past week the women's softball team played five games and won all of them. The team was ranked 12th in the nation last week, tied with Oklahoma Baptist. The first double-header last Wednesday, April 11, was against UWGreen Bay, which is in its first year as a university team. They do, however, have strong fastpitch leagues there over the summer. The first game was a no-score for Green Bay. Parkside won 6-0. In the first inning the women scored 2 runs. The second score came when Pam Young hit the ball into center field and Jackie Rittmer ran in for the score. Another good inning for the women was the fifth. Karl Porter S,ed « * «y ball to center field; on the next pitch she stole donhiJraUrt Laurenzi bunted and to for Z bUnt 3nd Po rter ran [IV f or the score. The next play Laurenzi stole third, Renee Spear was walked; and Lauren?, sneaky move, scored th™? Eay threat™-dt0 ™re ,n the next inning with a triple. There were already two outs and the next batter up was out at first. Michelle Martino pitched very ^Lyvnnnn "J?o natsh Cs tSelpXpthe din innin. 6' and then rr«?g, that contributed to S Was incons»stent pitching. They walked many players and changed pitchers often. The next game Green Bay came d more t'Eht. However, the Parkside women beat them 3-2. "n"0aCh ^inda ^raft commented, Both of those games were well played. It was nice to beat Green Bay because they are District competition. We now feel a lot more confident about playing them." During the weekend the women played in the St. Francis tournament. The competition was arranged in pool play. There were four teams in a pool and they played against each other. First they played Loras University and won 2-1. Then they played Lewis and beat them 5-0. They went into extra innings against Illinois Central. The game went eight innings and Parkside won 3-2. Parkside was champion of their pool. Tennis Still fighting Men's baseball Weather setbacks by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The men's baseball team has begun their season despite set backs d ue to weather. Last Friday they played against Carthage and beat them 7-6 before they were rained out. They played 5 V2 innings before the rain started. Duane McLean had a big day against them and had the game winning RBI. Another good performance against Carthage was by Dan Elverman, who pitched a winning game. Tuesday against Lewis the men lost a double header, 4-1 and 4-2. Two good pitching performances came from Tim Sorenson and Sean Patterson. Offensively there were a few problems. "We didn't have real good hitting that game. Even though that wasn't good, we should have won. We had a lot of errors," commented Captain Dave Schwartz. The following Monday, the team played a double header against Chicago Circle. They won the first game 7-4. The game was played at Carthage because the home field was too wet. The big inning for Parkside was the bottom of the anH uJ men were down by one and they came back with four runs to win the game 7-4. Sean Patterson did an outstanding job pitching. He allowed only 5 hits and 4 runs; he struck out five and only walked one. Tom Weipert had the last game-winning RBI. The second game against Chicago ended m a tie. The score was 5-5 and the game went into eight innings when it got too dark to finish the game. Highlights of the second game were two hits by John Hyatt and two by Scott Brzenk. Scott Brooks also had a triple. Beating Chicago Circle was satisfying after being beaten by Lewis Chicago is an NCAA Div. I team. "We were really happy to beat them, because after losing to Lewis we were pretty down. We were hoping to split the games. We know we can play against them," Schwartz said. Their next games against Aurora College and MSOE were cancelled due to rain. Coach Ken Oberbruner commented, "This is nothing new. In all the years I've coached, we've had about six to 16 games cancelled in one season." The weather still hasn't let up and it looks like there will be a few more rain outs before the season is over. by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor On a sunny, windy day last Tuesday, the men's tennis team played outdoors against UW-Oshkosh and lost 0-9. Some fight came from Brian Langenbach, who competed against Andy Phillip. The ending scores were 6-2 and 6-3. The doubles team Carson-Birch was defeated in the first set 6-1, but came back to try to win the second and lost 64. Oshkosh is nationally ranked; last year they played in the NAIA and NCAA national tournament. They are second in the state only to UW-Madison. Coach Richard Frecka said, "We had some good matches, but Oshkosh has the experience and the quality. It really shows they are nationally ranked." The men had better luck during their last two meets. They didn't win, but they did put some scores on the board. Against Carthage the score was 3-6. Brian Langenbach was able to defeat Steve Rose 64, I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40,000 in 1984! ) Based on my earnings so far at S15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over , $4 0,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler in the ( G raphic Arts Industry'. I love my job and now I w ant to tell others how to teach themselves as I did . If you've thought about the grapic »• arts but weren't sure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, the best and most comprehensive book I know of if you re searching for one of the numerous challenging, creative, wellpaying career opportunities in graphic communications. Send check or money order for only S9 95 (postpaid) and I'll include my list of « books and publications covering the industry, plus a brief informative letter on how I go t involved. Or send just $2.00 for the list and my « letter (money refundable towards first order) to: Roger Horton, % Horton Enterprises, Dept. R, 1824-54th St., Kenosha 1 ' 53140. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. And welcome to an exciting career! ^ 5-7 and 6-3. Langenbach was also successful in the doubles competition with his partner, Carson. They beat Parker-Goschey from Carthage 6-3, 6-3. Chris Walley chalked up a win against Rick Goschey with 64, 6-7 and 64. "Chris Walley has done very well so far this season. He's played the best tennis. He had a small slump at the beginning but he's won three so far now," Frecka commented. The team will compete against Carthage again a week from now. "We're going to beat them when we play over there, just wait and see," Frecka added. On Thursday against Moraine Valley, they lost 2-7. Moraine is another experienced team. Everyone from last season has returned, and they've added two new players. The winners in this meet were: Walley against Dave Munoz 7-5, 6-0; and Walley and Roszkowski in doubles 64, 2-6, 64. Coach Frecka added, "They are all trying hard and they are coming along fine." For a taste that's out of this world. Heileman's Special Export Pick some up soon. "On Tap at Union Square" streak Sunday's playoffs were rained out. The team was going to play against St. Francis. "We were anxious to play against St. Francis. They are always good competition. In other games we played very well and had good tough competition. All of the games were close," said Draft. The women's record so far this season is 16-8. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices ~ Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearment Leaves Starllte Mints Carmel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs ~ Carmel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix © Caribbean Delicacy ~ Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole WEEK OF APRIL 23 SPECIAL YOGURT COVERED PEANUTS 'OWM«Ui G0UMM' ID W W '»* • ttMOW S*o0rams 1 1 Stwn Crown ysfmrmtrroffm imii ••• 7r Seagram a 7 -—TTS, , X.*«- »" I^P^Sevengets thing* stirring. ^' JhursdayjApr i ] 19,1984 Bike race Prepare for Loop 500 The fourth annual "Loop 500" bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will be held on April 25 this year. The race consists of two laps around the inner loop road — eac h participant (of a team of four) riding halfway around the loop road. Julian Brown Continued from Page 4 Robeson. Each one of them brought a different sort of life to the part, and I want to find a way to breathe some new life into the part." Julian expresses some concern over the lack of black people involved in the theater department. "There has not been the opportu- - nity to do some things that I would like to have done. I think part of the problem would have been solved if there had been more black actors here. Not necessarily actors, but theater people period." Brown does not see that being one of the only black actors at Parkside has been very limiting to him. "On the one hand, I've been conscious of that the two years I've been here, but on the other side of the coin, what I have dealt with has been a full experience. And I have never been really confronted with the situation where someone has said to me, 'You can't play this part because you're black.' And I don't think that would ever happen, but then again, to a a large degree, people don't say 'You can't cross this line because you're black', because you can't do that. You work with what you have. If you have a department that is 99% white people and 1% black people, you have to deal with something that's going to arouse interest in most of that 99%, so I have, on occasion felt like that was the case. I know that I wouldn't want to be in this situation again. It's not based on the people I've been with, it's just based on the situation." Brown's love of acting stems from his love of performing in general, ever since he was a child. "I was one of those kids who played the broomstick in the basement." This developed into a love of music and involvement in several bands. But he decided that music wasn't the way for him, and came to the realization that acting was the route he should take. "The immediate gratification satisfies me. And I need that. I'm hooked on the applause. I can't do anything else. I like being creative. I work harder at this than I've worked at most things in my life. I love what I'm doing. I'm sort of used to being broke, so it's not like I'm looking to make lots of money, but I'm looking for some gratification. I like being around intelligent people, I like being creative. I don't know, maybe there's a creative bubble in my body." The bike race is open to all Parkside students and faculty. The entry fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt for each team member. Each team must consist of two males and two females. Limited room means that we can only accept the first ten teams that sign up and pay their entry fees. Look for a registration table in the Molinaro concourse this week and next week. Prizes for the winners will be announced. Last year's was a big success and a great time so don't miss out on the fun! © 1984 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO. N Y. N.Y A MERICAN WHISKEY-A B LEND 80 PROOf SEVEN UP" AND "7 UP" ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE SEVEN UP COMPANY Seagrams Lasi year s Loop Race in progress. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 27, April 19, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. SOC considers major status Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda March 29 1984 soc. considers • major status that clubs must go through in order to have an event kills members' en-- thusiasm. "If there is a guest speaker in the area, it is possible that a club won't be able to have him or her appear on campus because of the time it takes to have funds reallocated," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both feel that SOC is ready to become a major organization. "We've been treated as a major organization, and given almost every right of being a major organization, with the exception of the title," said Galbraith. "There's a real grey line between the definition of a standing commit- tee and a major organization. There are little, petty dillerences, but they are important," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both leel that although SOC has had a past history 01 weak leadership, the or- ganization is now flourishing and members are showing great enthu- siasm and interest in the group. . They also feel that the question 01 luture leadership should not be the indicator for the group's not be- coming a major organization. "Every organization is going to have their time when there is not going to be a lull leadership. Train- ing potential leaders and holdlD~ by Jennie TunkieiC'l. News Editor Ylhether or not to seek major or- ganization status is the question being addressed by SOC (Student Organization Council). SOC is an or- ganization consisting of over 40 stu- deat clubs, representing over 1000 Parkside students, which acts as a fOl'lDD for interorganizational dis- cussion, helps plan and execute budgels and helps new organiza·. _ form and develop. Presently SOC is one of four .tlllding committees of PSGA lParUide Student Government As- lOCiation). As a standing commit- tee, \he organization must have all their major motions and budgetary lll:IIons approved by the PSGA Sen- lie, a process which takes from lour to ten weeU according to the orpa!zalion's representatives. "By becoming a major organiza- tioa, we would alleviate the respon- libility of the Senate having to watch over anolher committee. A, I'eat deal of the PSGA meetings are spent with SOC business. We leel that receiving major stalus will encourage clubs to do more on <ampus and they won't feel as if Big Brother is watching them con- Itontly," said Dan Galbraith, SOC ViceChairman. Valerie Olson, SOC Chairperson, feels that many limes the red tape ', .• nl P 01 Joh "e\\l) elected PSG.\ pr~ident. ott Pet r-.oft llt·ru and \ir-e--p fir-;l PSGA nate meeting last Thur"MIa\ er 010 'l 'Ii hHI o moreMiller time' BiD lebuhr then had the jani rial WI remove !be unwonted pur lions of Ihe bann<'n '.1be probl<rn mine, .t had nothi.nC to do WI til I1I1.r" ',ebuhr 'I .'" til.." (PSF.I per- to put up the 001""'''' caUJO Budd) oul 0/ lowIl. It was an moore 1 d I on The ..-bole I""lion 0/ corporat 10 P Is bein& (d t now Once "'" de\lnes d<dslon3 10k II are in charge 01 approvong ten. 10 1 talt(d to Bill :'ollObuhr, the Umon D1rector, and he IUthorued \he bannen'· When Buddy Couv.OII, 0l0rd1fla. tor 01 Student ActiVIties, returned to campus, be ed that \he ..... portion of \he posten he """",,(d because be felt they were map- propnate. He said that \he (duca- I tional aspect of \he worbbop <OU1d be better emphasiud ....thout \he Miller beer poctures b) Pit Zirkelhach Miller beer signs were removed from banners advertising the Illler Brewing Co. Strategies wortsbop that was hosted by Pi Sigma Epsi- Ion (PSE), the business lraterruty, when PSE failed to get tile bannen properly authori2ed. "We put up tile banners at \he end of spnng break," said Bill Tro- pin, president of PSE. "At tile lime there was no one OD campus from the Student Activities Office, who Continued on Page 13 INSIDE Ted Mondale st p for his father Chancellor Gushkin slain Pocan campai 8 &11 ..... on UW-P campus See Inside for Stranger Things PUAB limits alcohol purchases Sarah Hiett runs in transition % Thancllly, Marcb %t, l!lll4 --------------------------------Q RANGER I Letters to the Editor I Student "su:" offered To The Editor: This year ill the fIrst year we are offenng an EducaUooal Gift to a coBece st_t. The UWEX-Homemakers are of- lenne a _ Educational Gift to a student wbo wishes to enter the Home Economics Related Field. ApplIc:atlons bave been sent to the FInancial Aids Dept. and our posten sbould be posted to give you an Idea of JOIlle of the areas of study one can enter. The spectrum ls broader tban most students thlnk. CoIJese students will be allowed more lime lor return of application due 1Io the dlffaaKes in the spriIl(l breaks. The appticaUoos should be re- turned to the UWEX-Qllice by April 30th. H there are any ques- tions concerning the lields, the offi- ce coo be 01 assistance to you. Scholastic ability will be taken into consideration, but other thlncs will be taken into consideration as well. This EducaUooal Gift is not based on need, but primarily the fields the students are entering. There are approximately 30 areas 01 study open as the major area 01 study and several secondary areas. Carol McCarver ScholarshIp Chairperson Pocan for Mayor To the Editor: With Electioo Day quietly ap- Proachin« us, it is time lor voten to start makine decisions about the many candidates who are seeking offIces. One important decision that Ke- nosha residents need to make is in the Mayoral election. There are two candidates that emerged from the primary - incwnbent Mayor John Bilotti and Alderman Bill Paean. In 1980, Mayor John Bilotti slat- ed that be wouJd "set spending li- mits, eliminate waste and ineffI- ciency." He also said be would "de- clare war on waste in government." However, wbat be has done is to in- crease government spending by 32%. He also has raised the city's budget surplus Irom $628,728 to $1.2 mlIllon. It seems as though the Mayor, as well as the Kenosba tall- payers. have lost the "war on waste." Bill Pocan, wben elected, will get city spending in control and will keep it in control by runnine the city like a business. Pocan realizes the key in doing this - you can't spend more than you have. He also realizes that the government cannot continue raising property taxes to cover expenses. Most importantly, he realizes that, since Kenosha has a large budget surplus. It should be used instead 01 mcreasine property taxes. Also in 1980 Bilotti vowed to "seek more quality stores down- town, more adequate parking. a carefree environment and a com- mercial complex downtown." How- ever, during his admmistration, Wards and Penney's have both lell Kenosha and no real signs of eco- nomic growth are anywhere to be lound. Pocan understands tfusiness since he is a businessman. As mayor, be will work not only to at- tract new industry to Kenosha, but to keep the industry that is curren- tly in the city. He will be the chief salesman for the city and will work with labor and civic leaders and with local businessmen, to create and maintain a favorable business ctimate for new and expanding businesses. However, probably one 01 the more important goals 01 Pocan is to improve the mayoral working rela- tionship with the state. Bilotti has been spending a great deal 01 time over the past year attemtping to get more state revenues to cover his spending increases. In his luWe at- tempt, he has appeared petulant and has embarrassed many taxpay- ers as well as city and state offi- cials. Pocan will re-establish the work- ine relationship that existed belore Bilott's tenure. He will contact state ollicials once his tenn begios and will begin to erase the bad name Kenosha bas recently receiv- ed. So nut Tuesday, April 3, remem- ber that you bave many decisions to make lor many offices. Also, please remember that your vote will count and that Bill Paean is the "positive alternative for mayor" of Kenosha. Concerned and committed. Jeanne Buenter-Phillips Student votes ARE important Five days from now, on Tuesday, April 3, a number 0110cal races will be decided in the Kenosba/Racine area. Heading the list is Kenosha's race for mayor between the incum- bent John Bilotti and the strong challenger, Bill Paean. The lollow- ing are the most prominent races in our area and the respective candi- dates: Kellosha City PositioDS Mayor John M. Bilotti William Pocan MuDicipal JUdge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema School Board Mary Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Racine City Positllo .. Alderman (2nd District) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judge Guadalupe G. Villarreal Robert Michelson Voting' is patriotic On March 23, 1775, Patrick Henry made his famous "Give me liberty or give me death" speech. In 1776, at the age 01 21, Nathan Hale made an inspired speech end- ing with his last words: "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" and then was executed by banging. These were two great American patriots of the Revolutionary War, but there are many unsung patriots of this country who have exercised their freedoms by voting in munda- ne elections on the local level such as surveyor, municipal judge or dog catcher, where there is no great bwning issue. Those people who year after year vote are the true American patriots who make this country great. Be grateful that many of our forefathers have defen- ded our liberty by voting or by hav- ing to regret that they had only one life to lose for their country. Won't you also consider becom-· ing true American patriots by vot- ing in the next election April 3 and the Democratic caucus April 7? Franklin Kuezenski WRITERS Carl Cbernouski, Karl Dixon, Michael Firdtow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirtoa-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Korteadid:, Dawn KroDke, Rick 1...Debr, Robb Loebr, Dick Oberbrun- OU, Tony Rogers, Bm Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhti" Kevin Zirkelbach Pat Zirkelbacb. • KeD Meler Editor ... Je.aie TvDkieicz. News Editor of ~=~.~~:.:~::.:::.::.::.~~:.::.~.:::::.::.:.:.~.::.~:::::.::::.~~:.:.:::.~:::.~~::.~::.::J.r::~ 5:: , Dave McEvoy COpy Ediwr II AJldy BucbalWl Bosiaess Maaager Cath.rtae Chaflee Advertislllg Manager Jill Whitney Nielse Distributio. Manager Pat HeDsiak Asst. Bosiaess Manager PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eicbhorn Todd Herbst, KareDTrudel. I Ranger is ....ritten and edited by students 0' UW-Parkside and H1ty - are solely respons~le lor its editorial policy and conlen!. Pub'ished_e~el)' Thursday durmg 'he academic year except during breaks and holidoyl- Ranger is prinled by Ihe Racine Jourrtol Times. All conespondence shcwld be addressed to: Porbide Ranger, I1ft,tlt.· sity 0' W;'consjn-PorJr.side, Bo....No. 2000, Kenosho, Wis. 5314/. letters to the editor will be occepted il typewrillefl, double.~poced 011 standard size paper. tenets should be leu rhon 350 words ond mllJ' be ~igned wi,h a lelephone number included lor lferilicalion pvrpaJes. Nomes will be withheld 'or lfolid reosons. Deadline lor letfers is Tuesdoy 10 O.m. lor pl,lblicalion Thursdoy Ranger reserves the right to refuse leiters containing 'al~e and delo rne tory con'ent. Circuit Court Judge (bra.cb 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Coostable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Held jointly with the local elec- tions is the open presidential pri- mary in which a voter may vole for anyone candidate in one party. The only ticket that has competition, however, is the Democratic party ticket, and for them the primary is largely a "beauty contest." The Democratic National Con- vention will only accept the results of the Wisconsin caucuses which are to be held on Saturday, April 7. The primary does not determine delegates lor any candidates; it only acts as sort of a poll, showing who is stronger or weaker. The following are the candidates as they will appear on Tuesday's ballot: Democratic Party Ernest F. Hollings Alan Cranston Walter F. Mondale George S. McGovern Jesse Jackson Gary Hart John Glenn Reuben Askew Continued on Page 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 24, March 29, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-03-29 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor alan guskin student organization council (SOC)