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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Excel '89 stresses leadership and critical thinking By Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Any Parkside student who feels the need to learn anything about critical thinking, creativity, and appreciating differences may want to be a part of Excel '89. Excel '89 is a leadership adventure for all Parkside students. "It's (Excel '89) a two day retreat for Parkside students. It's designed so that it will benefit brand new students of students who have just accepted positions of leadership or experienced student leaders who come to me from a major organization," said Diane Welsh, Assistant Director of Student Life. The leadership retreat offers participants the chance to know other campus leaders, share experiences, and begin establishing valuable networks with them. "I wanted to make sure who was running the Ranger, who was in charge of PSGA and I wanted to familiarize myself with the orginization itself," said Franca Savaglio, vice-president of PAB, who attended the seminar last year. The seminar is an overnite program which is held in Delafieid, WI. The participants ride on a bus with each other and leave from the Parkside Union. The retreat is being held at Camp Sidney Cohen which is on Lake Nemahbin. "There's a lot of sharing with each other," said Welsh. "For freshman it's good beleaders of organizations, Excel *89 helps it's participants become better leaders, and also helps them to get to know other leaders and organizations. The retreat is based on a series of educational sessions_throughout the "We networked and we talked about the university as a whole. We talked about how we could get together and work together," Savaglio said. "We really brought our ideas together. Some of the sessions that \(l Iwfa&hip cause they get to see what the organizations are about. Some of the goals that Excel '89 tries to get acroess to it's participants include such things as personal skill development, and leadership qualities that students need when they graduate. For two days. Some of the sessions are interactive type of sessions such as a low ropes course where participants are challenged mentally and are urged to come up with a solution to a problem collectively. Working together is one of the major aspects of the retreat. are being held primarily for leaders of organizations include critical thinking, decision making, ethics, creativity, communications, presenting yourself and dealing with difficult people. "There is a big focus on various types of communication and assertiveness and self image," said Welsh. "There is a wide range of topics. There will be presenters from all aspects of the campus, those who have a good knowledge base in certain topics. Though the seminar is for any Parkside student who feels the need to learn more about leadership and networking, participation is limited. Excel '89 is limited to about forty people. However, attendance has never gone over it's mark. The main reason the seminar is limited to attendance is to help maintain the one on one basis that helps participants get the most out of the seminar. "We wouldn't ever be able to have a real big group because then it just defeats the purpose. If you get more than forty you could go the whole weekend without really getting to know some of the other individuals," said Welsh. Sign up for Excel '89 ends Friday, September 23. the cost of the seminar is ten dollars and that includes transportation, lodging, meals, workship materials, and an Excel '89 souvenier. "It's one of the best workshops," Savaglio said. "It's very comfortable, it's fun and vou learn so much." Parkside Child Care Center provides valuable service for students by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "We are proud of our service. We feel that it provides children with what they need and that's their childhood," explained Sherry Thomas, Director of Parkside's Day Care Center. The day care center is considered to be a developmentally oriented program. A program that looks at where children are at their various levels of development and from there they are encouraged to do what they are capable of doing. The day care center teachers are a combination of a lot of students and certified individuals. The students come from diverse backgrounds and diverse majors. Such as, business majors, nursing majors, sociology majors, psychology majors, and education majors. Thomas also conducts a monthly staff meeting making sure all teachers are putting in all the necessary hours required by the state. "The teachers are well trained and perform their job very well," answered Thomas. "The support of parents is very important," explained Thomas. "We have excellent parental support. The parents are very active." The day care center has an Active Parent Group, which conducts fundraisers, social activities, such as family picnics, and bring speakers. Due to the groups fundraisers the center was able to receive helpful and beneficial equipment. 1. Flower Garden - children from two weeks of age to eighteen months. 2. Munchkin Manor - children from eighteen months of age to twenty-four months. 3. Pumpkin Patch - children from two to three years old. 4. Sunshine Room - children from two and a half to three and a half years old. 5. Rainbow Room - children from three to four years old. 6. Apple Tree Room - children from four to five years old. The children follow daily routine schedules to give the children anticipation to what is going to happen next. The teachers all share and conduct the same responsibilities. "We work together as a team. We are very much unique in that," said Thomas. The teachers are paid employees. Parkside's Day Care Center has something most centers don't have and that's the use of a campus. The center uses the campus for beneficial information. "The campus is full of enriched information," stated Thomas. The use of the library, the police department, the theater, the physical education building, and the kitchen all prove to be a learning experience for the children. "The campus is always grateful for helping in anyway, they love having the children around." "The teachers are well experienced with a good background, the parental involvement is high, and a good surrounding atmosphere provides our center with good quality service," emphasized Thomas. "We provide an outset where children can be children. We provide them with a childhood." The center has 117 full and part time children enrolled, and has forty five trained staff members. The hours are Monday-Thursday from 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. and Friday from 7:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. The center has also an eveing program that was just recently put together. The evening program provides services on Wednesday and Thursday night from 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Inside... Page 2... Page 11... Parking Player of the week 2 Thursday, September 14, 1989 Ranger Parking at Parkside Many of us are used to the parking crunch that normally occurs at the start of each new semester. However, we expected that the problem would be rectified by the revamping of the university parking procedure. What actually happened is quite the opposite. Prior to this academic year we received notice in the mail which said that there would no longer be different types of parking permits for students. The green permits have been done away with in an effort to improve the parking situation. So far, we at the Ranger have not seen any improvement made by this change. Instead what has resulted is a dog fight for parking spaces. Cars circle the lots like vultures waiting for a spot to open. This causes a hazard to pedestrians and motorists alike. The abolition of the green permits also caused the hundreds of students to pay an extra twenty dollars only to find they still have to wait in the Tallent lot for the shuttle bus. Why even park at school if you end up taking a bus for part of the way anyway. In our opinion, it is not worth sixty dollars a year to park that far away. What the situation essentially boils down to is this. The students that end up parking in the Tallent lot are always going to be in the Tallent lot for the remainder of the semester. Why should these people pay the same amount for parking privileges as the people who park in the closer lots. To some people, the new system may seem more fair than the old system based on a first come, first served basis. We feel that if most students know that their classes begin later in the day, they should have access to some form of alternative parking. South African police f hen exercising restraint: [ A look at the Parkside parking rit-ual by Lyna Paukstelis Picture yourself on a journey, a journey beyond sight and sound. A journey whose wonderous lands are that of imagination. You are about to enter the Parkside Parking Zone. Submitted for your approval, one Connie Swale, the kind of person that's never late for class, doesn't eat sweets, doesn't drink and flosses after every meal, your average run of the mill student. She thought it would be just another day, she thought she'd find a parking space. But what is awaiting Connie ahead will take all of her skills as a driver, all of her patience, all of her courage, for she is about to enter something so terrifying that you'd only read about it in the Ranger. Look a little closer, signed on her ticket, given by the kiddie kops, Welcome to the "Parkside Parking Zone!!" The early morning sun glistens off of Connie's parking sticker. Life is good. No worries to cloud her mind, just the brisk feeling of the wind on her face as she sings Bon Jovi with the radio. And then she sees 52 Parkside students fighting for the only remaining parking space. Her heart begins to beat, her palms begin to sweat, her chest begins to heave and a prayer escapes her lips. "Oh God, why did I pay $60 for a sticker that was suppose to serve me better! Please God, just this once, let me find a parking space only a mile from my class!!" Soon, the sky darkened and as if God had considered the request and refused it, like so many parking appeals, the clouds parted and a thunderous voice bellowed, "Are you kidding?" So, disillusioned and disheartened she went on her way. Bon Jovi was replaced with Metallica and a new road warrior was born. She drove for what seemed to be like hours, days, months, years...to Tallent Hall. "O.K. Even Phy. Ed. was full! This is war! I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!" Her foot hit the gas as she flew through the parking lot, past the signs that said "We really feel sorry for you!", even past the shuttle bus fothe shuttle bus, but there was not a space to be found. Connie glanced at the shuttle bus for those students who were lucky enough to be packed in like sardines. Then she saw it, the overflow parking signs. She followed the signs for miles, not knowing where they would take her. She started to worry once she passed the "You are now leaving the state" marker, but then she saw it, the end of her journey. On the horizon she saw university buildings! When she got there, there were no lines, no car wars, there were enough spaces for everyone. "This must be heaven!" she exclaimed. "Look I can actually see the buildings! What a great day! And I only had to leave three hours before my class to make it here on time!'' She locked her car, like any responsible motorist, and whistled "Wanted Dead or Alive" as she entered the building. Soon, she realized that everything looked strange to her. There was no Main Place, no Comm. Arts, no Greenquist Hall. She wandered around feeling wierd and alone. "Could they have remodeled in just one weekend? At Parkside? No way!" She thought and thought, and then she past a sign that said, "Welcome to Carthage College, your parking space away from Parkside." "What?! Carthage College? Maybe that's why I parked my car with a great view of the beach. Maybe that's why they handed me a life preserver as I drove in, in case I slipped and fell into the lake. Maybe that's why I'm late for my 'Parking is no excuse to be tardy' class!!" As she walked back to her car, she thought of the nightmare that awaits her back at Parkside. She thought of the kiddie kops smiling as they happily give out their quota of "illegal parking" tickets. She thought of what was meant by "to better serve you" in the letter she received. She thought of how nice it would be to actually park on campus. She also thought that if she transferred to another university she might not have to get to school six hours in advance, or that she wouldn't have to sleep in her space all night. , As she drove back, she had that strange feeling of deja vu when she saw Outer Loop Road backed up to the Regency Mall. Taken with as much anticipation as waiting to-hear the sound of "have a nitie Christmas" on the last day of finals, Connie waits for a parking space, and she will continue to wait in the outer terranian lots that can only be found in the Outer Limits...oops, wrong show, in the lost chapters of, "The Parkside Parking Zone." Apology... An open letter of a pology: The 1989-90 Ranger Editorial staff would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the students, faculty and staff of UW-Parkside for articles that appeared in the final issue of the 1988-89 Ranger. We hope that any misunderstandings that arose due to the content of the articles and other sections of the paper are laid to rest. We, on the 1989-90 Ranger staff, hope to bring you objective articles and editorials about the campus and community for whom we serve. What occurred in the last issue of t he 1988-89 Ranger should not occur in a professional newspaper or any paper which is liable for what it prints. A newspaper should be a source of information; it should not be a forum.to print views of personal expression, except in cases where it is in editorial form and well researched. 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Names will be withfamat9oryreSerVeS th® r'9ht t0 edit letters and refuse those which afe false and/or de- Thursday. f°r a" 'etterS' a"d C,aSSified ads"is Monday at 10 a-m- tor publication Ranger Thursday, September 14,1989 3 Student Community Services encourages student involvement Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor The main reason Student Community Se vices (SCS) began is because Gloria Ramirez, executive director of Kenosha Voluntary Action Center (KVAC) felt the need to get students involved in the community. "It (SCS) started because Gloria and her board felt the need for the student population to be more involved in the community," said Carol Engberg, Director of SCS. SCS, which is located in the Career Center at Parkside, began on August 1, 1988, and it's been growing stronger ever since. One major goal that Engberg had set for herself was to have at least 120 students participate in the program. The total number of students actually participating in the program in its first year of operation was 140. Though the majority of the students who are involved in SCS are Parkside students, there are also volunteers from Gateway and Carthage. "I've had two students from Carthage, only because I'm not over there. I made contact through a club, went over there and did recruit two from one of the clubs," Engberg said. "I also have four from Gateway. It was just word of mouth. They heard about it, I met them, interviewed them, and placed them in agencies." There are four main reasons why college students do volunteer work. First of all, some college students want to be of service to others, without thought of reward. "Believe it or not, there are many who come in and say, 'I just want to do something good for somebody,' " said Engberg, "I didn't know how much of that type of response I would actually get." Secondly, they are interested in career development. College students often ask themselves, "Have I made the right choice?" SCS helps them answer that question through volunteer work. The third category includes students who want experience in a specific field for future employment and/or to gain entrance into certain studies. Engberg said, "Seniors will come in and say, 'I'm graduating in psychology, but I don't have anything on my resume'.' I put them into community centers, agencies that are working with alcohol problems, battered children or women, and all of this looks great on a resume'. They have hands-on experience and great references." Last but not least, students may also be required by professors to complete a specific number of hours of volunteer work for class credit. "There is a direct link between what they (professors) are teaching and what the community is offering their students," Engberg said. Some of the professors using the program include Bruce Strom for Human Development, Lana Rakow for a Communications and Social Change class, Carol Lee Saffioti- Hughes for her Freshman Seminar in Women's Studies and Venkat Subramanian for his Management Information Systems class. SCS was originally started to aid college students in the Kenosha area. Engberg immediately saw a problem with this when she realized that sixty percent of Parkside students are Racine residents. As a result, Engberg added agencies in Racine to her list of active Kenosha agencies. The stu- • d ent program agency list includes the Alcohol and Drug Council, Bradford High School, Girl Scouts, Kenosha Youth Foundation, Kenosha Hospital, Women's Horizons, Big Brothers/Big Sisters, Orphan Kanines and the Red Cross. Kenosha is represented by about eighty agencies and Racine by about fortyfive. The agencies involved in SCS submit requests to Engberg regarding the volunteer work each agency most needs. The requests run the gamut from animal care to music coach, from interpreters to AIDS presenters. An AIDS presenter is someone who gives presentations on what AIDS is, how it is contracted and what precautions can be taken in dealing with it. Through the Red Cross, videos are used and handouts given by the volunteer presenter. "In the Milwaukee and Chicago areas, AIDS facilitators start at somewhere between $25,000-$50,000 a year," Engberg said. "There is one bonus that I don't promise, but I can see it down the line already. When a good student goes into an agency and does a great job as a volunteer, they may have a job waiting after graduation." In order to become a volunteer, a student must adhere to the policies of the program. First, the student is interviewed by Engberg to determine interests, skills and the student's choice of placement Then a telephone contact Is made by Engberg with an agency, and a time is set for an interview between the agency and student. Hours of work are arranged, and a training session is set up, if necessary. A volunteer's work day can onlyrange from one to three hours a week, depending on the student's schedule. Next, there is a follow-up call from Engberg to inquire about the volunteer's progress. Often, Engberg visits the volunteer on the job. "I do stress to students that if they can't make it and they (the agency) were expecting you, always call, never just not show up," Engberg said. "It's a job and they are part of a staff. They must treat it that way." Though SCS began one year ago, there are no signs of it or Engberg slowing down. "I think we are on the edge of something great. It (SCS) could be an example for other universities that want to get involved in something like this," Engberg said. "This program was evaluated in February by our main office in Milwaukee, and they feel it cannot fail." 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They started playing around 9:15 p.m., and didn't stop until after 12:30 a.m. (under protest from the audience). The attendence was well over 300 people. What did they do that was so surprising? Well, it was a number of things. First, when they started to play, groups of people came right out onto the dance floor instead of waiting to hear what the band sounded like. Second, they stayed out there for the entire dance. Very few people sat down between songs. Next, "Gerard" played an entire set of original music, and everyone was still dancing. Anyone whose been to our dances knows how hard it is to keep the crowd on the floor. When asked how and why they chose certain music for the group, Todd Michael, or "Science" (his stage name), replied, "personal taste is a large part." Bob Rouse, ("Bob Condo") added, "We listen to the music that is currently popular, and see if it would work for us." "Gerard" just started playing a full set of original music about three weeks ago. At first they were unsure how it would go over with the crowds, but Mike Heidemon, ("Mr. Hyde"), mentioned that every place they've played has loved it. The band was originally formed eight years ago by two brothers and has slowly evolved from there. The only true veteran is Bill Gerard, the sound engineer. However, the "new Gerard" is only four and a half years old. Keedy, the lead female singer, has been with the band since this change. For anyone interested, here is a complete listing of all the members in the band. They are: Keedy, Becky Smith (Ms. Thang), Eric Jordon (Benet), todd Michael (Science), Mike Heidemon (Mr. Hyde), Bob Rouse (Bob Condo), Tony Roland, Bill Gerard and Gran Bourne. "Gerard" put out a record a few years ago, but has not made anything recently. They are, however, making some demo tapes and trying to put together a record deal. With "Gerard's" sound, they shouldn't have too much trouble. Those of you who were at the dance might have seen the computer that was on the stage. They started using the computer a few years ago when technology became more modern. Sometimes they have trouble getting a full rehearsal in, and they are able to simulate the sound of those missing by using the computer. The music played by the drums, keyboards and guitars is programmed into the computer so if members are missing, the sound is still the same. "Gerard" mentioned that they remember things about each gig that they play. They've played in some unique places, including at the racetrack and on a beach five feet from the water. When asked what they would remember about Parkside, they said that the open, responsive welcoming of the crowd will stay in their minds. We'll be in great shape if every dance is as successful as this one. "Gerard" was definitely a hit! Anthony Brown named new director of CECA by Scott Singer Asst. News Editor A new director has been appointed to the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement (CECA) this year. Anthony Brown is the new director for the organization, which provides a wide array of educational and cultural services. Brown has had a successful and varied career before coming to Parkside. After graduating from the State University of New York at Buffalo, Brown went on to work there as an admissions advisor for seven years. He then took a leave of absence to seek other possible places of employment. Although up for permanent appointment, Brown said he "wanted a change of scenery...I was ready to see other university systems". His search lead him to the UW-System and then specifically to Parkside, where he became the director of the Educational Opportunities Center from December 1988 to August 1989. He moved on August l, filling the vacancy of the position he now holds. In addition to his work experience, Brown holds a degree in Business Administration and a Masters in Vocational and Technical Education. He was also the director of the Upward Bound program while at Buffalo. Already Brown has been busy in his new position. After taking over for Elaine Miller, who was acting director, Brown said "tutors have been hired, and we are the only department on campus that puts out information on student support to the entire campus". Another program that "CECA and Brown have been working on is the Minority Admissions Review Subcommittee (MARS). Brown commented that CECA will be "looking for more students working with MARS. The number of minorities has increased, partly because of the MARS program". Brown hopes to help minorities to become more involved on campus, including, "helping them find work on campus, and trying to center on campus based activities". Besides co-advising such organizations, as the Black Student Organization (BAO), Brown wants to develop "on campus internships" Other activities that Brown wants to work on include: sensitivity workshops, career planning and placement, and National Hispanic Week. For more information on these or other activities, interested persons can contact CECA and Anthony Brown in the CECA office, located in WLLC D194. Parkside minority student population increasing by Karen Colvin Staff Writer By the fifth day of classes last year there were 120 Hispanics, 161 blacks, 12 Indians, and 56 Asian students enrolled at Parkside. As of the first day of this year there are 132 Hispanics, 168 Blacks, 13 Indian, and 61 Asian students on campus. This is an increase of 21 percent in just one year. There has also been an upswing in the number of minority faculty and staff. Anthony Brown says that the Design for Diversity plan is the reason for this. It is also the key to persuading minority students currently enrolled in the U.W. system to stay here. There are several steps to the Design for Diversity plan, and it is their combination that make it work. The Ethnic Studies Center blends racially associated material into courses already taught here. One such class, call American Minorty Groups, is in very high demand. It is so popular that teachers and staff are currently enrolled as students. Parkside has developed a special administrative process for minority students. The process involves carefully monitoring special tutors and study groups available to keep the students on the right track. Enrollees admitted through this process can also receive special counseling about day to day problems that majority students won't normally face. Dorm life is changing too. Fully ten percent of students living on campus are nonwhite. To make is easier for them, the dorms have adopted a minority student advisor. . The state and federal governments are also mandating ways to persuade minority students to stay in the UW System. They provide 85 percent of the financial aid funds available for minority students. There are special scholarships available only to non-white students. There is a new discipline system at Parkside. The UWS-17 states that racism will not be tolerated. "This is one thing that I hope we won't have to experience," said Brown. "Design for Diversity is a step in the right direction." College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 PIgnotti's Liquor HOURS: Open Mon. thru Sat. 9-9 Open Sunday 10-9 Mease use our products In'motleraflorT UWP 1585-North 22nd Avenue Ph. 551-8020 ELCOME BACK STUDENTS Hwy. A Hwy. E <z o CENTER o OF THE « WORLD Zi LIQUOR £ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE Win FREE Dorm Decorations Each Week Lamps • Mirrors • Lights *Win a Miller Mirror* FREE POSTERS 10% Off Everything In Store with Parkside I.D. 9.2,.8a Sale Items Excluded 6 Thursday, September 14,1989 Ranger - Cluh Monday Night Football begins in Union Square ** The Drizes to be given away est, there a possibilit Events CLUB EVENTS International Affairs: Yes, gang, It's time to regroup. CIA will be holding Its first meeting on September 15 at noon. In Molinaro 112. Slated for this meeting are the election of 1089-1090 officers, and some work on the Model Organization of American States. Any Parkslde student or faculty member interested in international affairs or the Model OAS should attend this meeting or call Laura Klrchoff at 633-3765. Parkslde Adult Student Alliance: PASA's first meeting of the year will be held on September 20 at 12:00 in Molinaro 111 (Faculty Lounge). Please attend and help us start the year right. Molecular Biology Club: The Molecular Biology Club will hold their first meeting on Tuesday, September 19 In Molinaro 161 at noon. All present members are encouraged to attend and a warm welcome is extended to any prospective new members. Those wishing to join need only to be a registered student at Parkslde In the area of biological sciences. This meeting will give everyone a chance to meet the new officers and brainstorm on new activities and programs. Bring a sack lunch, and the pop and dessert will be furnished! Submitted by Katherine Turk, President of the Molecular Biology Club. Correction PI Sigma Epsllon - Marketing Fraternity meets every Wednesday at noon in Molinaro D137 instead of the aforementioned Sept. 5 issue stating that meetings occured on a monthly basis. We're starting an Al-Anon group at Parkslde. We will meet on Mondays from 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. in Molinaro 217. SOG would like to apologize for omitting the following clubs: Anthropology Club: Purpose of Club: To share information and ideas about anthropology with interested faculty, staff, students and members, as well as giving the same ability to hear speakers in various topics and doing projects which will help In future field experiences. Black Student Organization: Purpose of Organization: To organize, motivate and unify minority students to speak to the Issues and policies affecting them as students at Parkside. In addition, BSO plans a variety of Intellectually stimulating cultural, social and recreational activities to meet the needs and Interests of minority students at the university. "NEW CLUB" - Volleyball Club: Purpose of Club: To create a social, recreational and semi-competitive environment for UW-Parkside students. In other words, have a good time, meet people and play some serious VBall. "UPCOMING CLUB" - Photography Club: Purpose: Remains to be seen! 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Classifieds, cont. on page 9 by Brad Janowitz Staff Writer Nothing to do Monday night? Come to the Union Square and watch men in football uniforms clobber each other on a big screen T.V. What is it? It's Monday Night Football a £ Parkside! That's right. Monday Night Football has come to the Union Square in Parkside. Best of all, you can register to win prizes, and even better, it's all free. Monday Night Football is the brainchild of Chuck Petrach, PAB's Sports and Recreation Chair. Mary Ellen Wesley, PAB Advisor, Bill Nieber and Mike Metzenhuber, Union Coordinators. Petrach said, "Monday Night Football is meant to get people involved and make them aware of Parkside's social facilities." From September 11th to December 11th, you can watch football Monday nights, on the Union's giant screen T.V., and win great ^prizesjfwdoing^t^ prizes each Monday night are, a jersey with the logo of o ne of the teams playing that night, a team hat, team pennants and several food prizes. At least one hundred dollars in prizes will be given away each Monday night. There is a one in ten chance of winning. Plus, in a few weeks, all the winners' names will be placed in a hat, and one name will be drawn for tickets to the October 29th Packer's game at County Stadium. "If there's a strong interest, there is a possibility of a Pro Bowl, or Super Bowl party," mentioned Petrach. To find out which team is playing on which night, you can check the listings posted in the Union Cafeteria, or by the PAB office. "Hopefully we can get lists posted in Main Place, and in some other places," Petrach commented. " Monday night football is brought to you by the Parkside Activities Board, Parkside Union and Parkside Food Services. At BANK ONE, we know what ifs like to be a student. Wfe also know what students lite. So now when you open any checking account, youH get a free Pizza Hut pizza. Ifs our way of introducing you to our Student Banking program. 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Box 221, Racine WI5 3403-Or call 611 8201 Member FD1C ©1989 BANC ONE WISCONS.N CORPORATION VISA card subject to creflt approval Ranger Thursday, September 14, 1989 7 —————— —.i ggMggi Parkside tries to improve parking procedures By Michelle Renee Degenais Staff Writer By now, you will have found out that a Parkside parking permit does not guarantee a parking space, only the opportunity to park legally in the Comm/Arts, Phy. Ed., Union, or Tallent Hall lots. You may have also found how frustrating that opportunity can be, especially if you arrive late and find you have to park a lot farther from your classes than you had planned. If you parked illegally and only received a warning ticket, consider yourself lucky. One of the many changes in the system this year is the ay tickets are being issued. Dave Ostrowski, director of Campus Police and Public Safety, said there sould be more instances of enforcement of parking regulations this year. In previous years, parking violations were issued by the full time Campus Police officers who were often called away to perform other duties. This year student officers will be assigned specific lots to patrol so there will be more coverage of the parking lots then before. This also means a greater chance of being ticketed if you are illegally parked. The use of warning tickets has also been changed. Dur- ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Attention Students Reserve your copy now for the first day of school! • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •A-***** Special Parkside Student rates for the Chicago Tribune will be available for first semester... ACT NOW! (40% OFF) Delivery from Sept. 18 - Dec. 15 1989 (no papers Thanksgiving break) Daily Sunday Daily & Sunday First Semester $14.70 $9.00 22.95 Full Year $33.18 $20.25 52.47 Call 552-8211 to reserve your copy! Remit now to insure first day delivery! 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Green and Reserved student permits have been discontinued to make the parking situation more equitable. This means that all students will be paying the same fees and will have the same opportunity to try and park their car. This new system has allowed the removal of 25% of the reserved parking. Some of which has been converted in to regular parking and the rest into more Handicap parking. There are many student who question the need for the amount of handicapped parking that has been added. What one must keep in mind is that the number of spaces set aside for handicapped parking is determined by state statue and not by Parkside. One of the proposals Ostrowski has introduced is the" removal of the meters and the establishment of a visitors lot. This would open up more prime parking spaces. There are no current plans for any other additional lots. Here are some solutions for coping with the current system. Come early if you want a space in the closest lots. Remember Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings are the worst and that the Phy. Ed. lot is the last to fill. Be prepared to use the shuttle, and after shuttle hours, the Racine bus. Part of your parking fees go to pay for these free services. If you feel it is unsafe to walk to your car at night, call for an escort, or you can ask that there be a patrol car out in the lot when you leave. If there is a reason you must park illegally, call the Campus police and tell where and the reason, so that arrangements can be made. Car pooling and the bus are also possibilities to be considered. This year's new parking system may not have solved the problem, but it has given all of us the same opportunity to find or not find a parking space. Recruitment fair encourages student involvement By Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Imagine this: you hear somebody yell, "Hey you, come over here. Come on, don't walk away!" No, it's not the Bahamas or even a nearby bar. It's the fall semester recruitment faire. The faire will be held on September 20 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Main Place, this location was chosen since most people pass through it at least once throughout the day. This year's committee chair is Paul Ziemer. His first involvement with the faire was last spring, and he was asked to carry on this fall. Some of his work functions include reserving the large amount of tables needed to hold the faire and promotional artwork. This year, there will be prizes given for the best-looking tables. Based on originality and appearance. Amounts of $25, $15, a nd $10 will be put into the winning club or organization's account. Ziemer believes that everyone whould become involved with the clubs on campus. "It'll help you grow and meet people, especially if you're new to Parkside." While you're walking by that day, stop at some of the tables and talk with the people. They're there to help you find the feeling that you "belong." m NDEE LIQUOR MART 10% OFF FOR PARKSIDE STUDENTS * Present current Parkside I.D. at time of purchase. (Offer does not include items currently sale priced) Dandee Liquor Mart • 4701 Taylor Ave. • One mile north of KR on 22nd Ave. (Meachum) Offer good throu October i 8 Thursday, "September 14,1989 Ranger BS Is druagn d alcohol abuse a problem at Parkside? Kbyv MMQaI*rIr*yV LT . 1WX/«e*£eWd1 —I_ —. Tv»A £r% nf 4-V*4- Staff Writer President Bush recently * proposed a $7.9 billion national drug strategy. This brings up the question, is chemical dependency a problem at Parkside? And if so, what is being done about it? When interviewed, Chancellor Kaplan stated, "We know we have a problem with alcohol on campus and underage drinking in the residence halls." This is a common .problem in many schools and is always an issue when mixing underage students with students of legal drinking age. "We're not going to run the residence halls like concentration camps. Students deserve privacy, but if underage drinking is taking place, action will be taken." Depending on the frequency of abuse and the seriousness, action will range from confiscation of the alcohol to fines. If caught drinking and driving on campus your license may be revoked by the campus police. Several students stated that alcohol is available to underage students if they want it. No amount of security can prevent all underage individuals from obtaining alcohol. Overall, students do not appear to be severely abusing alcohol in the residence halls. It is well known that campus police will confiscate alcohol and issue fines if the matter gets out of hand. "We would be naive to assume that we don't have people here that are using drugs," stated Kaplan. It has been several years since an arrest has been made on campus pertaining to drugs. 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Maximum prize is S700. Entries must be received by October 20.1989. Drawing will be held on October 31. 1989. and winner will be notified by mall. Sweepstakes void where prohibited by law. You must be a pari• or full-time college student to enter. KN sha Police. The fact that we are a non-residential university may be a reason the arrest rate is so low. This may be due to a lower student concentration. Students stated that marijuana is not obviously apparent at residence hall parties, but students do smoke pot. The majority felt that pot was used but was definitely not sold on campus. Federal law dictates that a federally funded school must develop educational pro- Drugs, cont. on page 9 Should Cocaine be legalized? The notion of legalizing cocaine and other drugs to solve the country's drug problems has generated just as much debate as President Bush's war on drugs. Recently, some local governments have reduced the penalties for possession of small amount of marijuana becaust strict enforcement of marijuana laws did not seem to be worth the financialand social costs. The legalization of cocaine and other drugs would simply increase the availability of cocaine. Some individuals think there are potential benefits in the legalization of cocaine and other drugs. The reduction of violence associated with illegal drug sales is one possible benefit. Other reasons are that society would save money on both drug enforcement programs and educaitonal and treatment programs. The Parkside community has their own views on the notion of legalizing cocaine and other drugs. "Legalizing cocaine would make it more easier to receive it and would definitely lead to greater addiction, society wouldn't be safe", stated a junior, communication major. "I think cocaine should be legalized, it would stop a lot of violence and illegal sales. If the person wants to use the drug, why not, it's their body", stated a senior, political sience major. Well over the majority of the students I spoke to agreed that the legalization of cocaine and other drugs would cause a more serious crisis. To legalize cocaine would not only cause easier availability, but also more addiction, which could possibly cause more serious crimes and possibly more deaths. Legalizing heavy drugs, such as cocaine and heroin would be a major mistake, because if it was made more 'available, more people would use it", explained Chancellor Shiela Kaplan. "You can easily get addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. Cocaine would be twice as easy. The population would destroy itself." Ranger Thursday, September 14,1989 9 Suplemental Instruction gives students chance to teach others by Scott Singer Asst. News Editor Looking for a way to improve grades this semester? Or hoping to ease the transition from high school to college? Supplemental Instruction (SI) just might be the answer. Currently offered for a small selection of classes, SI is run by Sandra Burmeister, Director of Learning Assistance, and Doris Nice, Mathematician. Started 12 years ago at the University of Missouri- Kansas City (UMKC), SI is not a remedial program, but a program to bring together students in a group to help each other learn. At Parkside there are currently five classes which SI is available for. These classes are: "The Evolution of the U.S. 1607-1865" (86-101 sections 03 and 04), "General Physics I" (67-201-01), " Intro to Humanities" (40-101-01), "Calculus and Analytical Geometry I" (66-221-03), and "Calculus and Analytical Geometry II" (66-222-01). Each of these groups is lead by a student who is well versed in the area. These group leaders attend class, follow the readings, and take notes to keep up to the class. These students are: Donna Bahr, Ron Gaffney, Christine Henning, Dan Mattson, and Laura Dallas. Each leader is trained in methods of stimulating the students and leading discussion. The leaders are reimbursed for their services through either a wage or through credit in the -form of an Independent Study credit. Also, some of the leaders who are doing it for credit do not need the credit, and are doing it to help the other students out. "It's one of those things that if I had the money I would love to have a larger program and staff," Burmeister said. The classes that are selected are ones that the supervisors of the program have choosen because they are "difficult classes, but good solid classes that are necessary for students to succeed in to be able to continue in the major or discipline that that they have chosen," Burmeister said. "Students can begin coming to SI anytime, they don't have to feel that because they didn't come the first time that they can't start any time," Burmeister said. While the SI sessions are there to help the students, penalty will not be given for not attending. Burmeister also stressed that no extra credit would be given to the students who did attend SI versus those who do not. The benefits of SI have been shown to be great. In the past, students who have participated in the program achieved "a half to a full letter grade higher," than students with similar situations, but that did not participate, said Burmeister. To participate in SI, youmust be in one of classes it is offered for. To find out more information or to participate, contact your instructor, or the SI group leader. Professor Kummings publishes book of poetry Professor Kummings Compiled By Craig Simpkins Business Manager Dr. Donald D. Kumminhgs professor of English and a recognized Midwest poet, is the author of a collection of 20 poems titled "The Open Road Trip" recently published by Geryon Press, Tunnel, N.Y. The work explores the joy and despair of intimate relationships, the deaths of Kummings' father and son, travel experiences in Mexico and the Bahama Islands and the excesses of modern culture. Kummings, who came to UW-Parkside in 1970, has had his poetry published in such magazines as Bitterroot, Poetry Now, The Spoon River Quarterly, The West Hills Review, and The Wormwood Review, and in several anthologies including Mandala (Harper & Row), The Landlocked Heart (Indiana University) and LIT (Harper and Row). An international authority on the American poet Walt Whitman, Kummings has lectured at a Modern Language Association convention in Comics... Jim's Journal I'm <T»w\. A""" TKis i* +K* journal of my liftto d*tt. X+ via* o|e*y. 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At Pur- Drugs, from page 8 grams related to alcohol and drug abuse. Parkside has recently hired an alcohol and drug specialist to develop educational programs for staff and students. Parkside has an excellent program to help staff if they have a chemical dependency. There is not a mandatory drug test for staff or students, and Wisconsin law does not state that there be one. Parkside is currently emphasizing educational programs and chemical dependency prevention. due he received the Frederick L. Hovde Award for poetry and at Indiana University was the recipient of the Academy of American Poets Prize. "The Open Road Trip" comes in both paperback and hardbound editions and is available through Birch Bark Books, 4101 Fifth Place, Kenosha, WI 53142. Indiana University was the recipient of the Academy of American Poets Prize. Classifieds, from p age 6 LOOKING FOR a fraternity, sorority or student organization that would like to make $500-$1000 fo r a one week on campus marketing project. Must be organized and hard working. Call Mark or Myra at (800 ) 592-212 1. DEATH ROW prisoner, Caucasian male, age 42, desires correspondence with either male or female college students. Wants to form a friendly relationship and more or less just exchange past experiences and ideas. Will answer all letters and exchange pictures. Prison rules require your full name and return address on the outside of the envelope. Write to: Jim Jeffers, Box B 38604, Florence, AZ 85232. CLASSIC CLEANERS in Racine is offering a perfect job for Parkside students. Need front counter help. Must be neat, organized and personable. Flexible hours to meet your schedule. Interested persons should call Jan at 554-5150 daily 7:00-6:00. LA &C Workshops /!r PASSPORT TO sums. Organizing for Exams Wednesday, Oct 11 3:00 p.m.-4:00 p.m. Monday. Dec. 4 12 noon-12:50 p.m. How to Toko Objective Testa Wednesday, Oct. 25 12noon-1250 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 13 3:00 p.m.-4:00 p.m. How to Take Essav Tests Monday. Oct. 2 12 noon-1250 p.m. or 5:00 p.m.-5:50 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 29 12 noon-1250 p.m. or 5:00 p.m.-5:50 p.m. NQtetaKIng Thursday, Sept. 28 5:00 p.m.-6:30 p.m. fit Monday and Wednesday Sept. 25 sod 27 12noon-12:50p.m. Meets In WLLC D150 Sign up In ARC WLLC D150 -4 10 Thursday, September 14,1989 Ranger Balance a key for Ranger cross-country men by Ted Mclntyre UW-Parkside men's coach Lucian Rosa is not sure who will be his top runners this season, but so far he is not worried. "We have no specific top runners yet, but I'm quite certain we will have a good season," said Rosa. Last year the Rangers finished 2nd in districts, qualifying them for nationals — t hen placed 22nd nationally. This year the team will start with a somewhat uphill battle as two of its top runners are out with Injuries. Senior Deric Brown hurt his back at seasons end last year and is still sidelined. Another injured runner is senior Chris Henkes who is recovering from knee surgery. Rosa is hoping to have both of them back by mid-season. As far as the rest of the team goes, Rosa was deliberate to not give specific names. "Everyone is running so close that it's tough to tell who the top seven runners will be." It's good for the team that they are running closely because Rosa thinks they are running well. The first couple of meets will be an indicator to Rosa as to who has the legs to carry Parkside to success. "There will be no pressure on the team and I'll use these first couple meets to learn about the team and get them to work hard in the first month," added Rosa. As far as the teams goals, "Oh yes, I'm very optimistic. I'm certain we will do better than last year." Women eye top ranking by Ted Mclntyre In the past four seasons the Parkside women's cross country team has placed no worse than fifth nationally, and was first in the nation in 1986. It seems as if a tradition of excellence has become par for coach Mike DeWitt. "Our number one priority is to be in among the top four teams in the nation", said De- Witt of his 1989 cross country team. Three juniors will spearhead the effort for the Lady Rangers. Paula Stokman who placed 6th as an All- Am erican last season, Jenny Gross who was 6th in the mile in track last season and Lori DeBlieck who was 13th as an All-American in cross country. Paula's twin sister Ann Stokman, also a junior, and MONDA Y SPOTLIGHT Kelly & Co. to round-up Broncos Men's Cross Country Women's Cross Country Tricia Breu, a sophomore, are going to red shirt the season until October, but are very promising potential. "If these two are healthy, they may be as strong as the other three", remarked DeWitt. DeWitt also mentioned sophomore Marilynn Meyer, and senior Stacy Kisting as two who could possibly make the team's top seven runners by the time nationals roll around. Jill Spagnolo and Jennifer Zalewski are the teams top freshmen. "We should have another strong team", said DeWitt. "We have good depth". Parkside will get a chance to prove it's depth as the season opens at noon Saturday the 16th, at Parkside. by Jeff Roddick Asst. Sports Editor On Monday night two of the fourteen undefeated teams in the NFL will go head to head as the Buffalo Bills take on the Denver Broncos. The Bills come into this game riding an emotional high after beating the Dolphins last Sunday on a touchdown dive by quarterback Jim Kelly with no time on the clock. The Broncos come into this game 1-0 having turned back the Kansas City Chiefs in a very sloppy win. The Bills are going to show a slightly different look on offense Monday as they will use a more wide open passing offense, something many experts have been looking for Marv Levy for a couple of years. On defense the Bills have the same members which found them no lower than ninth in any defensive category last year. The Broncos on the other hand have a new look and its on offense and defense as they have 17 new faces on this year's roster. Heavy changes were made on the defense which finished a miserable 27th place, but don't look for any big improvement this year. The offense is going to have to put a lot of points on the board and their going to have to do it without a workhorse in the backfield (Dorsett out optimistically 8 weeks). So that leaves the weight of the offense on, you guessed in, John Elway and he's proven he can't carry a team (Superbowl XXII and XXIII). The keys to the game for Denver are to prevent Jim Kelly from picking apart the secondary and the linebackers to prevent Thurman Thomas from beating them to death out of the backfield. On offense Elway needs time to set up in the pocket and if his line doesn't provide protection it could be a long night. The keys for the Bills will be for Jim Kelly to be patient in the first half and take the short passes and draws up the middle that the Denver dropback zone will give him early. On defense the Bills must stay at home and look for the pass and depend on their front men to stop the run. But while Denver is in the zone trying to prevent Kelly from making the big play, he'll be connecting on short passes to Thurman Thomas, which will provide long sustained drives in the first three quarters. And once Reeves decides to close off the screen, probably around half time, there will be an air raid in Buffalo as Kelly pummels the Denver secondary. Elway will still get some points on the board, but it willbe long after Kelly is through with them. Look for a big first half by Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas and a final score of Buffalo 34 - Denver 14. All of this can be seen in the Union Square at 8 o'clock on big screen TV. Bowler qualifying dates set by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor During the Bowling Club's most recent meeting, this year's policy for making the Intercollegiate Bowling Team was finalized. In order to qualify for this year's men's or women's team, an individual must have a minimum GPA of 2.00 and carry a full load of 12 credits. In addition, every bowler who wishes to bowl this year for the team must go through a rigorous 18 game qualifying block. Those 18 games must be bowled over the next two weekends on any five days which have been set aside for qualifying. The days and times are as follows: Friday, Sept. 15, 2-6 pm; Saturday, Sept. 16, 12-5 pm; Friday, Sept. 22, 2-6 pm; Saturday, Sept. 23, 12-5 pm; and Sunday, Sept. 24, 3-11 pm. After which, each bowler must throw six games a week to keep a current record of the hottest and most consistent bowlers in the club. From which, a bowler's 36 games will count towards the following event. For the first semester, the events include trips to St. Louis, Minneapolis, Ohio and Las Vegas. If you have any questions, or would like more information, stop down in the Rec Center or call John Brooks, 553- BOWL or Jeff Reddick, 553- 2876. "THERE'S HOPE-WE CARE" 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414-658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OPTIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RD. KENOSHA Ranger Thursday, September 14, 1989 11» Lem's Line It's anybody's race again in AFC ' by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor alas football fans, another season of Parity and Prejudice is upon us. The NFL has definitely reached its goal of parity as the mad scramble for playoff spots gets underway. Some minor changes to contend with in the coming weeks: penalties on the defense if their fans cheer too much (golf course workers are currently being scouted by teams to find capable personel to hold up "quiet please" signs in grandstand areas), and penalties for enjoyment in the end zone after touchdowns (face forward and return quietly to your bench after reaching the end zone, please.) Will a .500 team again capture the division title in the AFC East? Will either of last year's super two reach the playoffs this year? Will the Roller Domers finally put a cage around Ditka's Cave Dwellers? Will the once "America's Team" ever learn they can only play one quarterback at a time? These answers and more will be answered as the NFL looks to its January classic. My picks? Well, since you asked... AFC EAST Buffalo - An incredible defensive line should keep things in control for the Bills. Jim Kelly is due to bust out for the Bills, if he gets the time. Will stay atop division. Miami - A sleeper pick to challenge after last year's dismal showing. Marino's "off" year should lead to big things- in '89 with healthy Marx brothers combo. If they only had a D. Indianapolis - why this team isn't better than they play is a mystery. With a super charged offense featuring Eric Dickerson and Albert Bently, and a good defense, this team just hasn't learned how to win. New England - injuries will hamper the Pats, especially with the pre-season losses of Andre Tippet and Ronnie Lippet. Stephens is impressive on the ground, but Pats offense lacks punch. New York Jets - no pass rush, average linebackers, week offensive line. Could be a long year for Jets. Deep threat A1 Toon will be loan star in long season. AFC CENTRAL Cleveland - the 'DOGS' may have enough this year to pull off the division title this year. Offensively, they have mor e young backs than the Black forest has trees. Could be big surprises this year for opponents. Healthy QB is key. Houston - it's time to shoot for the Moon in the 'House of Pain' in Houston. Talent rich Oilers have the offense to run Player of the Week m Calm in the crease For the week of September 4th through the 10th, the Parkside Ranger salutes soccer goalkeeper Stan Anderson as the Parkside Player of the Week. Anderson, at 5'11", 180 lbs., is one of the three tri-captains which head this year's soccer team. His leadership on the field has helped the Rangers to a 2-0-1 start in which he has given up just one mark while turning away 22 shots on goal. His most impressive outing: a 120 minute blanking of the Wisconsin Badgers in Racine last Wednesday. Anderson, out of Palatine High school in Paletine, Illinois, is in his senior year at Parkside, majoring in business management. Coming into the season, he had recorded a 21-8-2 record in 31 games as a Ranger. He had compiled a 1.23 goals against average and owned 15 career shutouts before this season. Anderson is also a 30-time Prairie State Game participant and plays for the Croation Eagles club team. For going 1-0-1 and shutting out the Badgers, we congratulate Stan Anderson as this week's "Player of the Week." Meeting the specific needs of Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 circles around division, but defense could remain shortcoming. Cincinnatti - Bengals must reach deep into their pocketbook if they want Eddie Brown back and they must to win. Boomer needs second threat to pair with McGee. Good running game will help, but defense remains question mark, especially the line. Pittsburgh - team has no where to go but up, 5-11 campaign last year. They'll be better, but Bubby will eat a lot of turf again. AFC WEST L.A. Raiders - the real question is how long will they be in L.A.? Raiders ground game, especially in AB times (after Bob), is second to none. If a QB could ever produce here, team would be unstoppable. Age in linebacking core is major concern. Denver - days of the Orange Crush are long gone, and running game received major blow with loss of Dorsett. Yet, in this division, never count out any offense with John Elway at the helm. Seattle - at times, they look like the class of the NFL. Other times, they look like they all skipped class all year. Another stellar year by Krieg and Largent (household names since before electrici^ ty) is needed for the Hawks to take title. Kansas City - many have finally shaken their 'kick the dog' years in division with changes in front office and at helm. Will be competitive, but still a year or two off. San Diego - RB Gary Anderson recorded the only 200 yard day by a back last year, but durability is a question. Addition of McMahon could make this team a sleeper,but defense must play over their heads to really compete. out \t\ \\t crowd % A V 0LUMT£EK Oshkosh Country Club Men's Result Individual Steve "Dealer" Gerber 71-77-144 Rob Schultz 78-75-153 Scott Frosch 78-82-160 Scott Schuit 82-78-160 Jeff "Lewie" Lewis 76-86-162 Tom Agassi 83-81-164 Team Results: UW-Oshkosh UW-Stevens Point UW-Parkside Marquette MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL in the Parkside Union WIN! over $100 in prizes each game • Pro Jerseys & Caps • Team Pennants • Food (Pizza, Burgers, Etc.) • Rec. Cir. Activity Coupons • Packer Game Ticket Drawing FREE ADMISSION But you must sign in, get a door ticket and be in attendance to be eligible to win. Union Square 8:00 p.m. - Parkside Union Monday, Night September 18 DENVER BRONCOS -VS- BUFFALO BILLS THE WEEK AHEAD Soccer Sept. 16 Home vs. Rosary College-1:30 Sept. 20 Home vs. Lawrence U.~4:00 J.V. Soccer Sept. 14 Home vs. Wheaton--4:00 Sept. 18 Home vs. National College~4:00 Golf Sept. 17-at UW-Green Bay Invite-TBA Volleyball Sept. 15-16 at I.U.P.U.1.-6:00-10:00 Men's Cross Country Sept. 16 Home-Midwest Collegiate Open~12:45 Women's Cross Country Sept. 16 Home-Midwest Collegiate Open-12:00 Lady netters look for big results this year by Ted Mclntyre If volleyball matches were won on optimism, then Park's 1989 women's volleyball team should have great success. ; 'We're looking to have a good season, better than last", said head coach Terry Paulson. Paulson was referring to the teams 31 and 23 record last season. While those numbers are not too impressive, Paulson thinks of his present team as "Having a good nucleus", this nucleus consists of four key returning players. Senior Nancy Hoch was an Ail-American last season and is an excellent outside hitter. Senior Nicole Pacione, was an All-District player, who led the nation in assists as a junior. Colleen Ryan, a junior this season, is a 5'11" middle hitter who was All-District last season. This trilogy will also serve as team captains. Paulson also cited Lara Niecula as pivotal in the team's success. Besides those four players, coach Paulson is relying on a good attitude by the rest of his team to key victories. "This team is very hard working and enthusiastic", said Paulson, expressing more optimism of his girls. The team has already played two matches and now possess a one and one record. September 1st, they opened the season by losing in straight games to Madison's Badgers. "Our team was too tired for that match", said Paulson. Parkside recovered to beat Oshkosh by what Paulson referred to as; "Playing well in spots". If the team is going to fulfill it's goal this season, it will need to play well not only in spots, but for a majority of the season. "Our goal is to win districts, bi-districts and eventually qualify for nationals", said Paulson. Ranger defense packs blanks in Badger guns by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside Ranger soccer team played 120 minutes of shut-out defense last Wednesday in gaining a draw against the Wisconsin Badgers. In what coach Rick Kilps deemed a "moral victory," Ranger goal-keeper Stan Adnerson recorded 14 saves in blanking the Cardinal & Red. The tie also broke the Badgers string of 10 straight over the Rangers. Despite the score, much of the game was wide open and end-to-end, with the Rangers pressure defense limiting the Badgers scoring opportunities to just 14 shots-on-goal and 9 corner kicks. Offensively, despite being outshot 13-6, Parkside put together some impressive drives. Freshmen Ron Knestrict and Morten Aksglaede set the tone with strong shots that missed the mark 10 minutes into the game. "I'm impressed with the play of the freshmen so far this year," said Kilps after the draw. "We had more offense in this game than we've had in a long time against Wisconsin." But the Ranger defense was the story. After allowing the Badgers to get of three shots in the first three minutes, Parkside's defenders, led by the play of Mike Riley and Chris Ryan, settled down to take some of the pressure off of Anderson. With just seconds remaining in the game, a Ranger defensive wall turned away a Badger free kick to preserve the shut-out and gain the the tie. Parkside, who is already without all time leading scorere Jens Hansen (sprained ankle), faced a few anxious moments when Anderson collided with Badger forward Brett LaFerrera in the waning moments of the final overtime. Anderson, after being down for several moments, was able to finish the contest. The tie was Anderson's first complete game shut-out of the year, raising his record to 1-0-1, moving the team's mark to 2-0-1. Wisconsin, the first of seven Division I teams Parkside will meet this year, moved its record to 1-0- 2. "I can't say enough about the kids for following the game plan, having a few good chances, and shutting them down in the back," added Kilps. "Sure, I would have liked to win but I'm very Anderson at goal happy with the tie," Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 2, September 14, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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September a. 1 eaa t 1 f[Kl~ lUJ[N]~~~lRi~~lfW (Q)fF W~~~(Q)[N]~~~o~~~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, No. 1 Student services extend office hours - bY Kelly Mc.Kissick News Editor · You "night owls" will have something to hoot about this tall, thanks to extended Student Services office hours. All student services offices will be opert on Mondays and 'J'bllrsdays until 7:30 p.m. to accomodate students who fake night clases, live in the residence halls or just don't flave ttme during the day for appointments. The extended hours are a ,esult of a non-traditional stu, fent task force survey con} icted two years ago, accord- 9g to Sandy Puzerewsk.J, aslant to Assistant Chancelk> r for Student Affairs G. Grace. She explained lllal the survey showed that lludents taking night classes needed tater office hours to accommodate their needs. Prior to the extension of the .office hours, she said a lot of dflces were making appointments after hours for those &tudents. The evening hours proposal was submitted to Chancellor Kaplan on April 15. They were accepted and will begin Thursday, Sept. 8. Puzerewski said that there are a number of promotional activities going on during this llrst week of school for the entended office hours. In addition to advertisement. the offices will be holding raffles for "Night Owl" t-shirts. Students simply go into an office and complete a small survey indicating whether or not they believe they will use the service this year. "On Thursday night (Sept. $) there will be open houses in various student services offices," she said. ''People will be doing different things to generate interest in the nlght hours.'' She stressed, "It's not only for people who are traditionally here for the evening classes. Even ff it's just a person with a busy schedule; if they're done at I> p.m., great, we'll be here." The child-care program will also be extended until 9: 30 p.m. Monday-Thursday for night students. she said. "They're doing programming fo.r children ages two weeks old to twelve years old during the evenings." She explained that longer office hours do not mean a need for more employees In the offices. "There's a rotation schedule in every office. Some employees w1ll stay until 7:30 on either Monday or Thursday. There's always professional staff there too." Puzerewski feels that the extended hours will be popular with a lot of students. "The professional staff w1ll be able to see a wider r&nge of people too, everyone"s really looking forwared to it. I think it will expand things for everyone and will just be popular right across the board." Cable TV comes to residence halls by Laura Pestka. Assistant News Editor As of September 4th Park! lde will be with a new cable lervtce installed by .Jones Inlercable. The new system is called Universal Service. As for the cost, Parkside's ~w Director of Residence fe, Deann Possehl said, "It tects room rates in a genersense." Students living on ~rnpus w1ll pay an additional ve dollars a semester to :ver Installation costs. Posh) said, "We want to offer l\'lore services for students." 0:{he Universal Service will tei!r. several options. Newer up :,:is1ons will be able to pick Clu Dorm-vision," which inad ~e_s 44 channels, at no lhedi~1ona1 charge ot}ler than Old five dollar a semester fee. ~ er televisions can pick up co!tVision with the added ~t ~f a cable converter. The sern s S3.95 a month, $13.95 a ester, or $27.90 for the ck I Year. The educator age includes the 44-cl:lan- Workers connect cable TV to residence halls nels plus one premium service of either HBO, Ctnemax, Showtirne, or The Movie Channel. The rate is $16.95 a month, $58.95 a semester, or $ll7.90 for the school year. The graduate package allows for two premium services in. addition to the 44 channels. The monthly cost is $24.95, a semester of service $86.95, and the school rate ls $173.90. costs year Carthage has also installed the Universal Service this fall. Several other UW campuses have the same service. Possehl said, "It (Universal Service) seems to be real popular." Hearron takes Rang!!r helm by Jenny Oarr Former Editor Describing the coming academic year as a time of "transltion" for the campus newspaper, new Ranger editor Jon Hearron is eager to continue- the tradition of a quality product. Hearron takes over as editor after witnessing the graduation of almost the entire staff from previous years. "There's no doubt that this is a year of transition," Hearron said, "but I look forward to it as an opportunity for fresh ideas and new faces to make their marks on Parkside's campus." Hearron was Ranger assistant business manager and business manager last year and he -feels that job gave him solid insight into the business aspect of the organi• zation. "U there ls no money, there will be no product each week," he said. "I think my background and the strides my staff and I have made over the summer w1JJ take the burden off Segregated Fees and make the advertising revenue greater so we can continue to produce a good product." The selection of editor for this year's Ranger came amidst some controversy at the end of spring semester. In a rare move, the Ranger Board of Directors reversed the decision of the Selection Committee, which was comprised of staff and students. Hearron remains undaunted by the circumstances surrounding his selection. ''I feel that the Ranger Board displayed courage to reverse the decision of the Selection Committee ,md, further, that l now have the endorsement of the Selection Committee. Alth. ough it is a good process to have the feedback of objective represent.atlves, the Board Ultlmately has their fingers on the pulse of the paper and those members of the Board who participated in the reversal-had the best interests of Ranger at heart." Over the summer, Hearron has worked to draft a proposed change In the Ranger by-laws to avoid any further confusion in the editor selection process in the future. "Hopefully, these changes will meet with the approval of the new Board of Directors d put out any fires before ey begin to smolder," he commented. Hearron was recruited from his high school alma Jon Hearron 1988-89 Ranger Editor mater, J.I. case Higb Scilool in Racine, for the position he held with the Ranger 1asi year. He held the position of business manager and editorial page editor for '' Just In Case," the school's newspaper. Hearron feels that he - further improved his writing skills through his freshman English classes at Parkside. "The advanced composition class here gave me an oppor• tunity to sharpen my own skills and to accurately evalu- . ate the work of other students," he explained. "Be• cause most of our staff writers and photographer& are not paid, it ls extremelj important that the editor be sensitive to the effort put , forth by these students as well as continuing to encourage improvement In each writer's skill level. I am counting on the experience of the returning staff to keep the ball roll1ng until the new writers develop their own confidence levels. · "The main thing for our readers to remember," Hear. ron pointed out," is that we all work very hard and long hours to turn out a product each week. It is ama.zl.ng the amount of work involved even in producing our smallest issue. The team effort that we gtve is evident eacli week with the product.'' Although the Ranger staff did some recruiting in late spring, there is always room for one more writer, photo~rapher or helping hand at the Ranger office. Anyone interested in making a contrlbu~ tion to the Parkside Ranger ts encouraged to stop by the office adjacent to the Ooffee Shoppe on the D-1 level of WLLC. 2 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger y"asked. ,, Counselor's corner I have a hunch that a lot of very Important questions people have often go unanswered. Think how many times you've wanted to ask somethlng you thought was important (espec1ally something personal) and for one reason or another never got around to It. Maybe you didn't know whom to ask, thought the question might be viewed by others as silly, thought you would be the only one asking such a question, or were too embarrassed to ask It. The real danger lies, of course, In not asking and getting an answer to a question Important to you. We ask questions as a way of getilng Information to make us more knowledgeable and heip us make Important deerslons. Oftentimes having the answer to a particular question results in a better decision and the difference between succeeding or falling ,-being happy or sad, healthy or I'm convinced that more people would seek answers to personal questions if there were an easier, more convenient way to ask them. ThInk of all the personal questions that wouldn't get answered If It weren't tor newspaper columnists who respond to the personal questions their readers send In. And don't believe someone who vigorously denies reading these "advice columns." Many read them and use the advice to help solve their own or someone else's problems. The "Counselor's Comer" gives every student the opportunity to ask personal questions and receive answers an anonymous way. For my responses to your questions, on professional and personal experiences and judgment. Responses will be direct and to the point. While obviously cannot aware ot all the nuances surrounding your particular question or situation, my response will be one which makes sense to me and that I believe wUl be of help to you, the question asker. So let me hear from you. Remember I any personal question is an important one if It's on your mind. And, chances are others will benefit from your having asked it! The IlCounselor's Corner" column will be successful since you asked. Editor's Note: Don't be shy! The "Counselor's Corner" is the place where members of the Parkside community can anonymously ask questions of a personal as well as general nature and in return receive caring and professional response to the question that may help others as well as yourself. Thls column is .tof you. The "Counselor-s Corner" was conceived as an outreach for those need of answers who didn't know where to turn. Our hopes are high for the column. The potential Is there, and so are you. If you're looking for an answer I give Stu a try. Questions may be submitted at the Ranger offIce, typed or neatly hand-written, in a sealed envelope. There is a lock box labeled "Counse- Stu Rubner The counselor in the corner lor's Corner" in which to de. posit them. Questions wlll be chosen by Stu Rubner. A little effort on yoiJr part may help a whole lot. I SKIPPED LEADING MYSTUDENTS IN :THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ONE DA.Y.,.......•..,. ... 11 The Republicans get their way Library to hos,t celebration Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor way grocery stores scan. UPC codes. •'It's a major major step for the university to accomplish this," says Piele. The on-line catalog will state the avaiiabUity status of the books; whether available,- checked out, lost, ready-to-beshelved, etc. It also pinpoints more accurately where- in the library a book Is located. Piele says, "It seems to us that It makes It-more likely that people will find what they're looking for." Planning tor the program began In 1982. The program Itself won't be completed for . several more years due to the amount of Information that needs to be processed. Two other systems, acqulsttton and serial, will available In a few years. Right now we're taking "the first steps towards an electric library. The acquisition system reduce the amount of work involved In ordering and cataloging books. The accounting process will also be more accurate. This' system will, among other things, give the librarian access to a special report that will Indicate how often a particular book has been checked out. The serial system should be ready within two years. ThIs system will be able to Include periodicals in the on line sys, tern. "The Implications are very far reaching." All 13 UW campuses have this system except Milwaukee and Madison which have devised their own systems. In four or five years there will be some kind of network to connect all the campuses. The money being spent on the program comes to about half a million dollars. The funds were provided by special money from the legtslature. This is money that was specifically earmarked for the program. Ali of the UW campuses received money for the new system, but Parkside was the only one to get money for remodllng to accommodate the system. Luck was the main Ingredient for getting the additional money. The Issue happened to be up In the air when the legislature decided to implement the new system on the UW campuses, On Monday, September 12, between 4 and 6 p.m., the Library Learning Center will host a grand opening celebration. The event will take place Inside the main entrance on the L-l level. Refreshments will be served making this the first, and probably the last, time that the "No Food or Drinks Allowed" signs can be disregarded. LInda Piele, Acting Director of the Ubrary Learning Center, sees the celebration as a "good excuse to have a party". ThIs open house will also double as a reception for new faculty members. "It's the end of a definite state," says Piele. The main attraction of the Grand Opening is the new circulation system, the LS/2000, that works In conjunction with the on-line catalog. Instead of having to fill out a list of information for each book to be checked out, the books w111 be scanned the EDITORIAL STAFF in-Chief Jeff Lemmermann , Sports Editor Petti!.. George Koenig Entertainment Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circu!ation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager Ranger is written and edit~d by students of UW-Par~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial pol~ dcayyasnd content. IS pubhshed every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breaks and holt- . letters to the e~itor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less-.A11 lheettlderuspmonusret qbueeSstIgned. WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes . Names will beWlttr faRmaantgoeryr.reserves the right to edit letters ,and refuse those which are false and/or de- T~~ci~:' for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Ail correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW·Parkside Box 2000 KenInogs) h. a WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertiS • Since Y.,ou asked.,, Counselor!s important ask something important especially to asking it. to as too to ll. The ot in getting important getting information to help important decisions. to question 1n between falling, or ill. I'm to important 1f easter, to Think personal 1f it thelr belleve someone columns." Many to opportunity in questions, I'll draw I be of surrounding response will to you. Remember, 1f it's "Counselor's Comer" Editor's note Counselor's Comer" Parkside anonymously ask response as This is for ''Counselor's in is answer, try. submitted office, neaUy 1n comer to deposit will your host by Laura. Library celebration. inside entrance L-1 Refreshments will this ''Allowed" disregarded. Linda Director Library as to party'•. This will also ''def1n.lte Plele. circulation in line Instead will scan "to accomplish will availability available, to-be. shelved, is "It to it it more for in itself to information to acquisition be in will involved in cataloging ac. curate. This to will indicate within This will include system. ''implications are very devised will spe. cial legislature. This All remodling accommodate ingredient issue in UW campuses. Jon Hearron .................. Editor-in-Chief Amy Pettit.. ................. Managing Editor Jeff Lemmermann ............ Sports Editor ar_,d Parkside. poli• cy and It 1s published ThurSday during hol~ days. George Koenig ..... Entertainment Editor Kelly McKissick .................. News Editor Laura Pestka ............ Asst. News Editor Kevin Zirkelbach ................ Copy Editor John Kehoe ...................... Photo Editor ..... Circulation ......... Shi reel ............. Letters will_ less. All h~ettled rusp monu sret qbuee ssitg.n ed, with included · be with· faRmaantgoerry r.e serves andfor deDeadline tor ads 1 O a m Thursday. ' · · All UW-Parl<side Kem~ ogs)53141 . 2287 553-2295 Adve·rtis - : , Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 19883 PUAB keeps beer garden down by Kelly McKissick News Editor interim alcohol policy :Ushed last year b~ the OS !<SIde Union Advisory paa:r 1 (PUAB) will remain in for this year's first ~~e on Friday (featuring TheNewsboyS). A PUAB meeting was held onThursday, sept. 1to determinewhether or not that polio would remain in effect for ~ year. The policy was establishedin March of last year, ,previous to that, a beer gardenwas used to separate _ers and non-drinkers at dances.Many students voiced complaintsabout student segregalion, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formedto address the issue. Illecommtttee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized~ and further precauliOnswere taken to keepunderage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, theneed for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. me~ts both in favor of and agamst the beer garden at the PUAB meeting. One major point of discussion was that under the interim policy, guests must be of legal drink. ing age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to ' be 18 years old. After 45 ~inutes of discussion. it was fmally proposed that PU AB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark .Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Grygera, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzbuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also 'participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend SUbcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university. which state "admission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests Who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door. two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check m's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • Signage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any via. laters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established· for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving orily one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amend. ment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. SCShelps students find volunteer work by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major?Are you ~ling to be challenged?Are you looking lorvariety in llfe? Are you in needof job references? Are you Interested in helping others?If you answer. "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg,dlrector of Student ())mmUnity Services, can helpyou. Student Community Servleea is something new on eampusthis year. It provides ltudents an opportunity to belpRacine and Kenosha vol- 1lJIteer organizations by giv- Ing twoof their most valuable gifts. time and energy. ' Engbergworked as a teacher, director of a nutrition program for older adults in KenOSha and as a senior ctttzendirector at a church be. lorebecoming involved in the Renosha Voluntary Action Center,Which helped her obtain a federal grant to start StudentCommunity Services. SteveMcLaughlin, director Of StUdent Life, talked to ~ngbergduring the writing of e grant and said that he ~Id furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside, e Works as a link between dents wishing to broaden etr experiences at college d needy volunteer organ!- IaUnnsin Racine and Keno. aha. thWhenshe began her job in e beginning of August. she ~lted a number of-volunteer agenCies in Kenosha who "ere able to provide over 00· r'Sible VolWlteer positions ~ or students. "They vary fromsomething as a simple as working in thel soup kitch. en to possibly working on, Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include, video production, youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting, court advocate and schoolroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. uU's volunteer work, they're (~e students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, 'All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about It in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community ·Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team N\.' 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Engberg's role in thla pro- Volunteers, see page 7 • Faculty, staff receive ·awards Distingutshed service and teaching awards were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at .the university Thursday, Sept. 1. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueiine Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger, received the Academic Staff Distlnguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach, a program assistant in the Division of Education. received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside in 1977.He is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, inctuding the Smithsonian Instltute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madlson and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985.She holds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern lllinois State University. Harris joined Parkslde in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responstble for set design and stage preparation for UW· Parkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university I she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkslde and currently serves as first vice president. - 5 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 3 pUAB keeps beer garden down Faculty, staff receive awards Distinguished service and teaching awanls were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at the university Thursday, Sept. 1. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Interim alcohol policy ~J.ished last year b;: the e kside Union Advisory par (PUAB) will remain in ~ for this year's first =~e on Frlday (featuring The Newsboys). A PUAB meeting was held 00 Thursday, Sept. 1 to deteraune whether or not that policy would remainli in effect for thiS year. The po cy was estabUShed in March of last y~~vious to that, a beer garoen was used to separate i!rlnkers and non-drinkers at 11ances. Many students voiced complaints about student segregation, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formed to address the issue. The committee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized and further precautions were taken to keep underage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, the need for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. ments both ln favor of and against the beer garden at the. PUAB meeting. One maJor point of discussion was that under the interim policy, ~ests must be of legal drinking age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to be 18 years old. After 45 minutes of discussion, it was finally proposed that PUAB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Gryg. era, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzhuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also ·participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend subcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university, which state "adrnission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door, two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check ID's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • SJgnage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any violaters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established • for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving only one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amendment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueline Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger. received the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach. a program assistant in the Division of Education, received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside iri 1977. He Is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, including the Smithsonian Institute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madison and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. SCS helps students find volunteer work Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985. She bolds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern Illinois State University. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major? Are you willing to be challenged? Are you looking for variety in life? Are you in need of job references? Are you interested in helping others? If you answer "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg, director of Student Community Services, can help you. Student Community Services 1s something new on campus thls year. It provides aludents an opportunity to help Racine and Kenosha volunteer organizations by givtwo of their most valuable · time and energy. Engberg worked as a teacher, director of a nutrition proKram for older adults in Kenosha and as a senior citizen director at a church before becoming involved in the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center, which helped her oblain a federal grant to start Student Community Services. Steve McLaughlin, director Of Student Life, talked to ~ngberg during the writing of e grant and said that he ~ld furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside. e works as a link between dents wishing to broaden Ir experiences at college d needy volunteer organitaUons in Racine and KenoBha. When she began her job in the beginning of August, she \'!sited a number of ,volunteer agencies in Kenosha who Were able to provide over ISO· rsslble volunteer positions or students. "They vary ~rn something as a simple working in the soup kitchen to possibly working on / Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include video production. youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting court advocate and sch~olroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. "It's volunteer work, they're (t,he students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, • All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about it in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team M Job Opportunities M f~ At f-+i: 22nd Ave. Location * Shift Management * Maintenance * Food Preparati~n * customer Service Benefits * Uniforms Provided * Advancement Opportunities Free Meal (each time you work) * Flexible Hours (work a~und schedule) * for more mformation Contact Our McDonald's Manager At 3316 - 22nd Ave. experience to the problems of those in need. It encourages career exploration and it offers communities access to a reservoir of talent and energy. Through their involvement in student community service programs, students become more aware of their civic resl)Onsiblllties and are more likely to establish a lifelong pattern of helping others.'' Engberg's role in this pro- Vo/unteers, see page 7 Harris joined Parkside in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responsible for set design and stage preparation for UWParkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university, she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkside and currently serves as first vice president. Ron's Pfuce Sarufwiclus ana Cocftaifs Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon - !!DI 52nd Kenosha.WI 657-4455 4 ThundaY. sept. 8. 1988 Ranger .... New students give reasons for choosing Parkside . byAbaHaueIn. Foreign Correapoadeat Summertime at Parkslde means new student orientations. Over 1000 new students will be coming to Parkslde thIa fall and nearly all went through the orlentaUon programs. The orientation proce... ts geared to acquaint new students with the things that they will be expected to do throughout their academIc career including how to regis. ter for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientaUons sessions. They were LIsa Orthrnan, Colleen geavttte, Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike PiaU 654-0055 or 654-0723 New Bowling Leagues Forming at Platt Lanes MIXED COUPLES BOWLING EVERY OTHER WEEK Friday Night 9:00 p.m. Sunday Night 4:00-6:00 or 8:00 p.m. Saturday Night Once a month - 9:00 p.m. ALL LIMITED TO 16 COUPLES .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL Monday thru Thursday - 3 per Team 51000 INCLUDES: __ FBroewe lBineger from9-11 P M - pS.ho rter BowJm' g Season .. - nze Fund LIMITED TO 24 BOWLERS PER REQUESTED NJGHT ~ :,o ...e.. Tea.... Needed/or Itfo..day/6:30 p..... e./e .... Neededfor Wed"e"day/6:30 p.m. .. 1(1'1222. ~jZS"tson and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some insight from students' perspecUves. Most of the new students seemed to feel better prepared for college life because of the orientation progr~m. ChrIsUne Dejno says, "I think It helped 'cause I had no Idea (where to go); I had been In the school a couple of times, but I'm glad I went on the tour, ...I like to know where I'm going and what I'm doing." Craig SImpkins Is a nontradlUonal student returning to school after an injury "onthe- job." CraIg enjoyed the orientation program because the student leaders made It InterestlHg- Craig says, "It's nice to know where shit Is." Scott Singer, who recently graduated from Bradford, says, •'I chose Parkside because its close to home and they have a real good bust- Students, see page 5 Parkside has new housing director - by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor Parkslde recently acquired a new director of student housing, DeAnn possehl. She started In July when -the former director, Steve Irwin, resigned. possehi was originally hired as Irwin's assistant but became the dIrector due In Irwin'S resignation. possehi attended Luther College, a small private school In Iowa, for her undergraduate' degree. She received her masters at UW· River Falls where she was also a hall director for three years. As for now she ended up at Parkside, 101 worked in the UW System at River Falls and I knew a little bit about the school. I also knew Steve Irwin and he kind of talked me Into applying." Several aspects of Parkslde attracted possehl to the school. •'What drew me here was the unusual setup, the fact that It's a brand new program." She DeAnn Possehl also enjoys interacting students. Willi On-campus hOUsingIs new at Parkslde SUI1 leaves plently of ;..., which new Ideas. ''J'he fact U:t lor jut starting out gives It'. chance to make a dlffeme a because It's not really ~ IIshed," said Possehl. es_ . Possehl has several that she would like' to a ~ pllsh here at parksldeCC: most Important goalls in hall councll going and ~ working with the pro mlng. She would also ~ work on increasing servl for resident students .:: stated Possehl, ufuc ". '1,1 traffic flow In and out :- .... ' •...•......·1... -f.t, orfntche, along with greater 0 e central areas." - .•. She hopes to encourage dents to have a greater s of responslbUity and belle making a better livingen .F .,•.,•%};. ronment Is part of the ... \N~_~ail1l_celss. . 1 Union Square Bar Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 pm 8:00 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. .. Fri. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a -7' Fnday 7:30 a.m._2:0~·p.~.0 p.m. Coffee Shoppe . Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a m -8 p Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.' .m. HOURS Information center Mon.• Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p m Fn. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. .. Reservations Office Mon., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p m Tues., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.rn . Fn. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. . Mini Matt Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight 4 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New students give reasons for choosing Parkside Parkside has new housing director Summertime at Parkside m new student orientaion . Ov r 1000 n w stud nts wlll comlng to Parksld thl.8 f l and nearly all w nt through th ort ntation proms. The orientation prog d to cqualnt new students with the things that they will be expected to do thrOughout their academic career including how to register for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientations sessions. They were Lisa Orthman, Colleen Seavitte. Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike Platt by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor son and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some inSight from students' Parkside recently acquired perspectives. a new director of student Most of the new students housing, De.Ann Possehl. She seemed to feel better pre- started in July when the forpared for college life because mer director, Steve Irwin, reof the orientation progra,m. signed. Possehl was originalChristine Dejno says, "I think ly hired as Irwin's assistant 1t helped 'cause I had no idea but became the director due (where to go); I had been in to Irwin's resignation. the school a couple of times, Possehl attended Luther but rm glad I went on the College, a small private tour, ... I like to know where school in Iowa, for her underI'm going and what I'm graduate degree. She redoing." ceived her masters at UWCraig Simpkins is a non- River Falls where she was traditional student retuming also a hall director for three to school after an injury • 'on- years. the-job." Craig enjoyed the As for how she ended up at orientation program because Parkside, "I worked in the DeAnn Possehl the student leaders made it UW System at River Falls also enjoys interacttn N B I interesting. Craig says, "It's and I knew a little bit about students. g Wltll ew ow ing Leagues nice to know where shit is." the school. I also knew Steve On-campus housing ls 654-0055 or 654-0723 F Scott Slnger, who recently Irwin and he kind of talked new at Parkside sun orming at Platt Lanes graduated from Bradford, me into applying." Several leaves plently of ~ WhlcJi says, "I chose Parkside be- aspects of Parkside attracted ~ew ideas. "The fact O:t ~ MIXED COUPLES BOWLING cause its close to home and Possehl to the school. "What Jut starting out gives lta they have a real good busl- drew me here was the unusu- chance to make a dlffe rne a EVERY OTHER WEEK Students, 8ff page 5 al setup, the tact that it's a because It's not ....Uy-• brand new program." She Ushed," said Possehl estab, ~~:~~YN~~~t :~gg-~ :~o or 8:00 p.m. i---sAf [y:-a~ ::~~~::~; E:i1~ Satu:.:\~!~~i~~ ~t~~~~:~~o p.m. ! STUDENT DISCOUNTS ~-I ?o!~rifi~! i:,: :00 .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL l WITH STUDENT I.Q,r 0 \' ::?Ing. 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Fn . 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. ______ L __ c~::~l!_E!~!:..~t.:,<:,~~~~~~tOf'A-TiO~ ~ ,, ~ ~;I ~~~ent is part of the pro, ..................... ;..;;~~ Union Square Bar M?n,-Thurs. 11 :a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 Pm 8:90 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. · · Fn. 11 :00 a.m.-2:30 p m 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. · · Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dini"-H Room ~~-- h_urs. 7:30 a.m.-?:00 p.m. ay 7.30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Coffee Shoppe · M~n.-Thurs. 7:30 a m _8 Fn. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.ni. . p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p,m. OrientatIon acquaints students Sludenls, from page 4 - ess program." Scott apnreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to ark on the Ranger staff this _ ;,ar. Scott did say that the food that was served during theorientation program could havebeen better. • Christine Czerkas, who is lng to be slaying in the reo ~entce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program," Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her cIasses. Christine hopes to workwith the radio stauon while at Parkside. DeniseMoline was referred to Parkside by a stUdent teacher that had graduated (rom here. Denise saId that she Jearned alot, but there was so much information crammedInto such a Short tlm. lIlat It was hard to rememberIt all. John Vescova chose Park. aide because It Is close to 110m•• John was surprised to /IIId oul, "That I can't just tab any class I want, Z have to lake the baslc stuff first. .. Whenasked It he felt more' prepared for college atler at. tendlng'the orlenlation he IIld, "Yes, Z definitely wouldn't hove known what to do." Jenny·tntsch Is coming to Parkslde because It'll close to ..' Off Campus Jammin' by J. Mark Hall Below, Is located off Hwy, 38. ("Sunny Sparks") across from Mitchell Alrpo in MilwaUkee. This place 1 Too all you people Who are air conditioned, and rocks fo 21 and under, I know the per. five consecutive nights; e8C feet places to meet people night Is different. and make friends! Places Wednesday is New Wave Where you can dance the night; Thursday Is college night away, and If you can't night (so bring your college dance, you're sure to learn. ill); Friday Is all-request There are a number of off. night; Saturday Is the-place_ campus places to go, known to-be night (or party night. as non-alcoholic lounges or because that's Whenthe place dance clubs. There are five In gels jumpln'); Sunday Is MIlwaukee and one In Racine. rocktn' the night away wt FIrst, there's The Attic on Heavy Melal NIght. Hwy. 110, out by Stiver Spring The club In Racine Is Rd., In MIlwaukee. It's not Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. air conditioned, but they kick It's a great place to go. but out the jams. only open for those under 21 StUdents wait patiently to register. whTihchenIs alstoheoren'sHwy.B1a0i0le,yb'su,t po.nm.SuTnhdeayy pnliagyhtsallfroBmOris7-101 home and inexpensIve. Jenny Ing" her go. In regards to the closer to Racine. In Turns musIc, but USUally dan thought that the orienlatIon ori~nlation program, Michelle and Park Avenue are In musIc. was "fun" and went on to saId, "It took too long, but Z downtown MIlwaukee. In The other places are usu say, "z had a good time" learned a10t about the Turns Is open to people under ally open from 7 p.m.-l a.m. .Jenny welcomed the' opport~. campus and what goes on." 21 on Tuesdays, and Park and cost $5 or less. So go ou nlty to learn her way around On a clOSingnote, the orten, Avenue has a college night on and have fun U you're unde campus. Jenny says, "Z feel tatron program, offered by Wednesdays. 21. and jam with me In sbIedtete)r b(aebcoaustecomnoinwg tIo Pkanrokw. ;~:rtho~ved~i:tSotub!e2:dve~ryn~ltl~ULcJcfe~ses~tu~lO•. .~..f:~f~MIc:~=eY~:fa:v:o=rlte::,::Tw::en:ty=-on::e::::pIa::c:es::to=::bel=====:; some people that go to achool here." When Michell Floyd was asked Why she chose Park. side she responded, •'Because Jenny (Ultsch) Is going here.·J She went on to say that she ws only kidding. MI. chelle Is going to Parkslde be. cause her parents are, "milk. Looking So Smart! . c. J.. > \ J-' . ( . . . l.'·""'_CMl...,.;s P PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS r-----COUPON-----..., Shampoo, Condition & Cut I I ONLY $695 I I 'Good Only ":'0 c~~~;:r:,:.r.=r:ontheyr offer. I l . expires 10NO/88 I -. --C-OS-T-CU-lT-ER-S®- __ -, ~HA . RACINE . 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Ed. bUilding schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parks ide Activities Board Coupon 10) Bookmarker of library hours. * Complete this list •••and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. . b__ orientation acquaints students Off Campus Jam min' students, from page 4 ness program." . Scott apreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to work on the Ranger staff this year, Scott did say that the food that was served during the orientation program could 11ave been better. ChJ'i5tine Czerkas, who is going to be staying in the resJdentce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program." Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her claSSeS, Christine hopes to work with the radio station while at Parkside. Denise Moline was referred to Parkside by a student teacher that had graduated Sfudents wait patiently to register. by J. Mark Ball ("Sunny Sparks") Too all you people who are 21 and under, I know the perfect places to meet people and make friends! Places where you can dance the night away, and If you can't dance, you're sure to learn. There are a number of oftcampus places to go, known as non-alcoholic lounges or dance clubs. There are five in Milwaukee and one In Racine. First, there's The Attic on Hwy. no, out by Silver Spring Rd., in Milwaukee. It's not air conditioned, but they kick out the jams. Then there's Bailey's, Below, ls located off Hwy. 38, across from Mitchell A1rpo in Milwaukee. This place t air conditioned, and rocks fo five consecutive nights; eac night is different. Wednesday ls New Wave night; Thursday ls college night (so bring your college ID); Friday ls all-reques night; Saturday ls the-placeto- be night (or party night, because that's when the place gets jwnpin'): Sunday ls rockin' the night away with Heavy Metal Night. trom here. Denise said that home and inexpensive. Jenny ing" her go. In regards to the Ille learned alot, but there thought that the orientation orientation program, Michelle which ls also on Hwy. 100, but closer to Racine. In Tums and Park Avenue are in downtown Milwaukee. In Tums ls open to people under 21 on Tuesdays, and Park Avenue has a college night on Wednesdays. The club In Racine ls Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. It's a great place to go, but only open for those under 21 on Sunday nights from 7-11 p.m. They play all sorta o music, but usually dance music. was so much information was "fun" and went on to said, "It took too long, but I crammed into such a short say, "I had a good time." learned alot about the 11me that it was hard to . Jenny welcomed the opportu- campus and what goes on.•• The other places are usu ally open from 7 p.m.-1 a.m. and cost $5 or Jess. SO go ou and have fun 1f you're unde 21 - and jam with me in remember It all. nity to learn her way around On a closing note, the orien- John Vescova chose Park- campus. Jenny says, "I feel tation program, ottered by side because it ls close to better (about coming to Park- the Student Life office, bome. John was surprised to side) because now I know P .• ro......,ve_d1111to__,be __ v_e_ry...,_su_c;;;;c,;;es;;;;sfu;..,;t. _____________________ .,. My favorite, Twenty-One places to be! 1111d out, "That I can't just some people that go to school lake any class I want, I have here." to take the basic stuff first." When Michell Floyd was When asked If he felt more asked why she chose Parkprepared for college after at- side she responded, • 'Because tending the orientation he Jenny (Ultsch) ls going 111d, "Yes, I definitely wou- here. " She went on to say ldn't have known what to do." that she ws only kidding. Mi- Jenny' Ultsch ls coming to chelle is going to Parkside be- Parkside because it's close to cause her- parents are, • 'mak· Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! • Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. • Obtain all of the 10 items on the following list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. • All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawing! 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) 11 Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind'' - published by the office of Res. Life. · 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5) Phy. Ed. building schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parkside Activities ~oard Coupon 1 O) Bookmarker of library hours. • Complete this list ... and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New ree center director impressed with Parkside by Kelly McK1uIck New. EcII&or Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and thiS should be an exceptional year." She explained that she "hasn't really defined" her duties as Student Activities adviser with PAB members yet, but feels that she WIll serve as a resource person for them. "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she has a lot of experience In pub- Uc relations, marketing ~d advertising to draw from in order to help students. Prior to her job placement at Parkslde, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW.Waukesha. She was also involved,in some of the ethnic festivals and suinmerfest at the :MIlwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really Iike to-see more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different toumaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school.", she said. Who says snap judgments are bad? Although Mary EUen Wesley, coordinator of the Union Recreation Center and Student Activities advtBer, has been here only two weeka. she feels uenthusiastic" about and Hlmpressed" with student Involvement on campus. "I'm st1lJ trying to get UHd to It all, Wesley said. The Recreation center la current- Iy undergoing repairs and cosmetic changes. She explained that she III concentratlng on getting the employees oriented to their jobs right now. It was predicted that the R'ecreatlon center would be open for the tlrst day of school (Sopt. 6). , Wesley la enjoying her role as Student Actlvttles adv1Ber ... well. HI'm very impressed with the current executive committee of PAB (Parkslde Activities Board)," she said. ~ (fhirau-o [ribuuc - - Order now to receive the Chicago Tribune for half price ---Ii --D-YiS!;;;i~~;I~~~~;~;;'-~-T~~n:--------~----=-----l SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER 1/2 Off The Chicago Tribune will keep you informed on sports, current events. nononot employment trends. social issues.the economy and global politics wnh award-winning. in-depth coverage of the news-the kind of coverage you con': find on TY. or radio. 00et "once "'''''''''''''' 2nd"""""'" Amc>.Jnl I- .- .- 00d o DoiI'ISo..rooy 5168 o DoiI' or'< 5105 o S<.no<;>, or'< 5 63 CoI v81.1.,me0 "-0"""P"aCymadent JeonccCIoIM• d [e::tlE!Ck0l' 1T'lCr'eY0def) E>profo)dQ1e Sog'o1ue --- """'"---------------- Ooss{FS.J.S)- -, 1oCO<mJOooro .... ,O:xlm _ ~ - Phone ~'---- ~Pho-n-e_-__-_-__-_-__-__-_-__-_--- ~'----- 00e<.,.,... Dece<roe< 31, 1988 --. ----- I I' Chicago TribUne 435 N, Michigan Ave. Room 504 ChIcogo.IL 60611 Call: CTSKenosha 654-5400 Moll 10; News Briefs Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue Co leted by students at UW_Plattevlll<; Is on Its way';:; f.eillsville, the site Ofthe state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the castmg .of the statue over the past, 1% yel1rs: He sadd the project cost between $25000and $30 000 In materials and labor. , The statue, titled "The Hlghground," depicts a hellcop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, Whois held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. RObert Kanyuslk, a former Platteville art professor, designed the staTtuhee. 37-plece bronze statue was cast from rubber molds made of Kanytlsik's clay origma~s. Wind chimes bearin the names of 1250 Wisconsin servIcemen who died in Viet nam or', are missing- In actIon hang at the back .of the staTtuhee. memorial will be dedi.cated Sept. 18 at the lOO·acre site near Nelllsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the Unlversliy of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW_Madison last spring and were charged with raclSlll were gfven their sentences; according to the Wiscons~ state Journal. Thomas Hetn, Jason Dortenkel, Kenneth Welngard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrup to write essays on the impact their disruption had In Madison, The four fraternity members pleadedno contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unatllhorized presence on university lands that were med after the April 8 class disruptions. I -, Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apologyletter to UW_Madlson, give $50 to charity, provide 100hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class" Hein and Dorfenkel dis· rupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb In the classroom. The Unlversily of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office. ' Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh MInority enrollment at UW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern. Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97to 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW·Oshkosh during the 1987fall semeter. Ranger need's ad reps! Earn extra .'money! $! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL . SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Consult~ng and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. QualilY ~~pesetthn!:?and disc storage capacity, which enables the customer ctput t elf resume and cover letter on file and then retrieveand ar~Ju~st rto::each specific company papers and d~ssertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ted at 24? Mam Street in Downtown Racine Call 637.1991 or mOre details. . We are here to make you look good!!! 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New rec center director impressed with Parkside serve as a resource person for them, "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she haS a Jot of experience in public relations, marketing a.nd advertising to draw from in order to help students. - Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and this hould be an exceptional year." She explained that she .. hasn't really defined" her duUes as Student ActivtUes advts r "1th P AB members yet, but feels that she will Prior to her job placement at Parkside, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW-Waukesha. She was also involved in some of the ethnic festivals and Summeriest at the Milwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really like to 'See more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different tournaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school," . she said. - ~ ((hirauo [ribunc - SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER . 1/2 Off T e Ch cago nbune will keep you informed on sports, current events. notio o! ~ ployment tren~s. _social issues. the economy a d global po~ittcs with oward-w1nn!f10, in-depth coverage of t e news- e kt d 0 coverage you can't find on TV. 01 radio. Order now receive t e Chicago Tribune for half price D YES 1 Beg,n delivery of the Chicago Tribune. - ------~ lg..: I l~ I .: I ~-1 ~ --. - · ·- ooe,) Ooss(F.$.J.SJ- ·· - - ,Ao:JrWJDQ-r.~ _____________ Apl llo;)m __ _ 0y _______________ s0~ _____ 2.p ___ _ Clti~-~~---_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--------Slcle _____ Zp ____ _ ""------------------O!lerecores~ J1 . 1988 ~ to. ChK:OgO Trlt>une 435 Michigan Ave Room504 ChlCOQO. 60611 Call: CTS Kenosha 654-5400 News Briefs ......... ........... Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue co Ieted by students at UW-Plattevill~ is on its way~ teillsville, the site of the state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the casting .of the statue over the past 1½ years. He said the proJect cost betwee $25 000 and $S0,000 in materials and labor. . n ' The statue, titled "The Highground," depicts a helicop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, who is held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. Robert Kanyusik, a former Platteville art professor, designed the statue. The 37.piece bronze statue_ was cast from rubber rnolds made of Kanyusik's clay or1gina~s. Wind chimes beann the names of 1250 Wisconsin servicemen who died in Vief nam or are missing· in action hang at the back of the statue. The memorial will be dedicated Sept. 18 at the 100-acre site near Neillsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the University of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW-Madison last apring and were charged with racism were given their sentences, according to the Wiscons~ State Journal. Thomas Hein, Jason Dorfenkel, Kenneth Weingard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrop to write essays on the impact their disruption had in Madison, The four fraternity members pleaded no contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unallthorized presence on university lands that were filed after the April 8 class disruptions. Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apology letter to OW-Madison, give $50 to charity, provide 100 hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class, Hein and Dorfenkel disrupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb in the classroom. The University of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office . Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh Minority enrollment at OW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern . Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97 lo 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up 10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87 percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW-Oshkosh during the 1987 fall semeter. Ranger needs ad reps! Earn extra money!$! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Con It' d · 1 su !ng an Proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quain) t~pesettm~ and disc storage capacity, which enables the cus1omer ad_Put th e,r resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve ao d Just to each specific company rerm pdapers and dissertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ocate at 24~ Main Street in Downtown Racine Call 637· 1997 or more details. · We are here to make you look good!!! --- : Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 'Larry Zamba "W~m Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo I by Amy Pettit ment in the local newspaper ~"and let .it fly." He late; }JI aspiring artist or pho- ad?ed a belly dancer, a tographermtght ~ever drea~ chtcken, and other charae. f becommg mvolved ill ters. A year Iater-, the Peela- ;o;.mmethinglike a singing tele- gram, was added, now' business, but for Larry Zarnba s most popular tele- zarnba, this has proven to be gram. alucrstlvesidetrack. . Business calls frequently zsmba graduated from ~terrupted zamba's inter. parksideIn 1979 wlth a de- VIew. with the Ranger, and greein broadcast communi- one ill parncuia» typified the cation. and was one class type of customers Warn Bam 4 shortof an art degree. He Singing Telegram serves. couldnot bring himself to A half dozen or so friends takethe required Art History chipping in to raise the $110 n because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peela- ~red me to tears," he said, gram delivered to a female "SOI conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaanhonorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Bam be harassed about the hon- Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000a year. . be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams avallable ~ plete nudlty was not approprithroughthe service include a . ate. Compromising, the caller ,inging gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the KnIght In Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozothe Clown; and for zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business Is 70 to 80 percent huladancers. Phantasygrams Peelagrams.· 'It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other s8.1dhe has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. theseroles, although the busl- A male employee of ness has now. grown to the zamba's, who asked that his pointwhere he can. act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 ern- he is often propositioned b'y ployeesand two branches -his women he strips, ·for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked anda branch in Mllwaukee. for Warn Bam for seven "Desperation leads to Inspl- years, on and off. ration," zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing howthis business began. business," an observer may Desperation was borne of consider zamba unquestionzamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges leacher after graduation, the definition of success. whichhe described as "baby. "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "1 thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex· explained.An article In Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure, in Boston, Massachu- lenged. settes, inspired zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram ~i1l redefine their .goals" he business a try. He Imagined explained. "They WIll develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "1 stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamb,,: has be~n lory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his mterest ill historically the correct thing photography and art. He reo to do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute ?f Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional photography m gorilla suit, put an adver-tise- Chicago. Engberg heads SCS Volunteers,from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization that offers a position they're mterested in. Students interested In the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or call 553.2000. The student then fills out an "apPlication, to stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Ehgberg then matches· them up with a n?edy organization. An inter- View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program a~e covered under the program s insurance .. The only other requireme~t Engberg has of the student IS to fll! out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work toether" she said. "The whole gurpo;e is to get students out Pinto the commuUl·ty. " "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good living doing that," zamba said. Other goals, he continued include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal rela.tionships. Although zamba views the time he spent at Parkslde primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the ~ four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his llfe. .He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the, beginning of his costume design-=- ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Bam's success. "I don't want to put down - forallzed educatton," zamha said, "because institutional. ized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. "It's just that I went in with no Idea (of what I wanted to do)--with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel It inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue It to It's-· hopefully--happy conclusion. i-----:;cOU;ON~---l I SPECIAL OFFER TO I FULL-TIME COLLEGE STUDENTS 4 MONTH RACINE YMCA COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP FOR ONLY $45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers RunninglWalking Track For more information call 634-1994. II II II I I I! \V L__® ..J III II I I II II OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15,1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. Please mail check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654·2148 ----------------------------------------------------- I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: Special Student Rate YES! o Daily Journal o Sunday Journal o Daily & Sunday Journal o Daily Sentinel Regular Price My CheckD or moneyorderD for $ (amount) Is enclosed. Namee. _ CollegeAddre:s:ss5.- _ Roomor Apt. Phone"- _ HomeTown Address(St.~) _ City State ZIPI'-__ Payment must accompany order. $25.00 $15.40 $40.40 $12.50 $7.70 $20.20 $25.00 $12.50 • Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 Larry Zamba "Wam Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo j----:~ou;ON;:-----7 I SPECIAL OFFER TO I I FULL-TIME I COLLEGE STUDENTS ~ent in the local newspaper, and let it fly." He later }JI aspiring artist or pho- added a belly dancer a to rapher might never dream chicken, and other cha~ac. l becoming involved in ters. A year later, the Peelao methiJlg like a singing tele- gram , was added, now ' ~ business, but for Larry Zamba s most popular tele- 1,amba, this has proven to be gram. a Jucratlve sidetrack. Business calls frequently by Amy Pettit Zamba graduated from interrupted Zamba's inter. parkslde in 1979 with a de- view with the Ranger, and gree in broadcast communi- one in particular typified the cation, and was one class type of customers Warn Barn short of an art degree. • He Singing Telegram serves. could not bring himself to A half dozen or so friends, take the required Art History chipping in to raise the $HO JI because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peelaix: red me to tears,'' he said, gram delivered to a female "SO I conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaan honorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November 14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Barn be harassed about the hon. Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000 a year. be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams available plete nudity was not approprithrough the service include a ate . Compromising, the caller singing gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the Knight in Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozo the Clown; and for Zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business is 70 to 80 percent hula dancers, Phantasygrams Peelagrams. "It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other said he has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. these roles, although the bust- A male employee of ness has now grown to the Zamba's, who asked that his point where he can act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 em- he is often propositioned by ployees and two branches -his women he strips, for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked and a branch in Milwaukee. for Warn Barn for seven "Desperation leads to inspi- years, on and off. ration," Zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing how this business began. business, an observer may Desperation was borne of consider Zamba unquestionZamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges teacher after graduation, the definition of success. which he described as "baby- "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "I thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex. explained. An article in Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure in Boston, Massachu• lenged. settes, inspired Zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram will redefine their goals" he business a try. He imagined explained. "They will develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "I stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamba has been tory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his interest in historically the correct thing photography and art. He reto do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute of Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional Photography in gorilla suit, put an advertise- Chicago. Engberg heads SGS Volunteers, from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization ~hat offers a position they're interested in. Students interested in the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or cau 553-2000. The student then fills out an "application," stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Engberg then matches them up with a needy organization. An inter• View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program ai;e covered under the program s insurance. The only other requirement Engberg has of the student is to fill out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work to• ether " she said. "The whole g rpo;e is to get students out pu nit " into the commu Y. "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good Uving doing that," Zamba said. Other goals, he continued, include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal relationships. Although Zamba views the time he spent at Parkside primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his life. 1 1 4 MONTH RACINE I I YMCA COLLEGE I MEMBERSHIP He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the beginning of his costume~ign-:ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Barn's success. "I don't want to put down · foralized education," Zamba said, "because institutionalized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. " It's just that I went in with no idea (of what I wanted to do ) -•with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I FOR ONLY S45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers Running/Walking Track For more information call 634-1994. OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15, 1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. I I I I I I I I I Zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel it inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue it to it's-hopefully-- happy conclusion. L __ ® _________ _J SPECIAL STUDENT OFFER SAVE 50°/o OFF REGULAR PRICE Please mall check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654-2148 ---~------------------------------------------------- YES! I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: • Daily Journal • Sunday Journal • Daily & Sunday Journal • Daily Sentinel Regular Price $25 .00 $15.40 $40.40 $25.00 Special Student Rate $12.50 $ 7.70 $20.20 $12 .50 My Check • or money order• for $ _______ (amount) Is enclosed. Nam, ____________ _ College Addres. _______ _ Room or Apt. Phone.._ _ _ Home Town Address(St.. ____ _ City. __ State Zip Payment must accompany order. ."nlwgq4J*~'19Ba tt~ Parkside lists fall computer courses' Classified" Baffled by the variety of computers aVailable or interested In qulcl<Jy leamlng the luncUona of your new com. puler? A one-day computer seminar offered by Parkslde may be 01 help. :.s"I"ntroducUon to Oomput. wtIl be offered from 3: 9 p.m. on Thuraday. Sepl . . 29. The non-credit course will be held In Parkside's Computer Lab In the Wyllie Ldbrary- Leamlng Center. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planning to purchase a cornputer. The course will deal with computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics wtIl be presented on a level suitable for those with limited computer experience. Cost of the seminar Is $32. To register or for more Infermarion. call 553-2312or write: Division of Continuing Education. Parkslde, Box 2000. DennIs Wiser, a math and Kenosha. WI 53141. computer teacher for the Racine Unified School system, wtIl be the Instructor. Wiser has taught computer classes at Parkside. UW-:M1lwaukee and UW·Madlson. uw parltSide Chicago Tribune. ----- Oo:ler ltP<:e aO:llv~ /week 1St semester 2na semester ,- AtT-oo.nr a O:llv.".,. $168 ,- a S<I>aav.".,. $105 oooa $ 63 0__ aViso a a ~"-{CheclcOt -------------~----~ II ~ k:cl I rT'OneyOlOe</ f SVcue ~~===========--=..=.:=.:.~::E::x:.:p.-r_o_::Iion:. I ~do:te:=-=_=_~= I :_ ..===-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-~--=--=--=--=--===~==== CtosslF.5.J.S/ I ~.::=_::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=:::::_=:=::=:=,:-:=~==:=~=~s:S~:~te~~~::::Apr=/I;Oom:;Zip~~==~==I~==- ----ZipOttere>cpres---- I _-=~---.~.--.-.~----..-;..-=~~----=.=...-.-.-~..~.=~0ctebe<=::16,~19:8:8~ : : For Sale 1918 BUICK LeSabre transmission. curb fi~dNew eh~ 231 V-6. 65,000 miles eoers, Powt! e/ dorm 4E. . n1act liairl'ttu 81 KAW.ASAKI 440 LTD ill 10,000 miles. Runs great inLeS¥, fl.._ included. Asking $900 S· WI hl\i...~ Ranger office. . ee Curt hili: Heln Wanted MARRTING REPRES National company needs ~NT,,'I!l't, side. Make up to $10 Plus/J:8 at Part' ed persons call 312/922_0302 . Interei COLLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subsCrIpti ~ campus. Good income n::n ca.rua 011 vorved. For informatiOn an~1ling IQ. tion, write to: Campus Se appUt&, W. Solar Drive, PhoenixAZrvlee, 1031 LES ASPIN is lOOking to 8502i. terns! If interested, wrt;;.tudent In. Rogers, 1661 Douglas A ~ l5340f or call 632-4446. VtI., Raebit INDIVIDUAL TO post rna campus. Write College ,,"~r1alrI ell 6P0e6b4b0l.ewood Trail. N~.~, II ---r"Y' uqe U. For Rent ROOMMATE WANTED ,177.SO/month, uUllUes iIlcJucIJrn.Jel. jdential Court, 3 mue. from . ~ Fol:' more info, can BtU at 06fi~ Services Offered TYPING OF any klnd a perfect cOpy, call7S2.2t7a. fPaIt. I'ct Personals LORA. YOO'BIl tile _.~ heart. -.., WILLIE, QUIT _ ••• _- me back to work. -r--"6 lad .. HENRY SAYS lame to """ Joooooovveee YOOOOUUU!) a PI UP9lLON Bela Weleome ~ ~ru=,.r~~Ol:"'" yourself . .Joln the- fun! &II out lit' HENRY, r guess YOO'f'e BA.Q{ ~ apln" or are youthe~" WILLIE. THANK God for car seats r Amen, brother! ree.iIJliIt ...... urgm LJbrMyl1liIISIIlbn/eCts""" U' • Ordsr catalog Today with Visa/Me 1r1llO ~"'1_ Or ru h$200 . Incalll.(213Ima ,S . lo~.-.- 113221datro Ave. I206-A. lo5Ange1es, CA_ AD-REPS WANTED The Parkside Ranger Is accepting applications for advertising reDresentatlves. Happy New Year! Parkside lists fall computer courses 29. The non-credit course "ill be held fn Park 1de's Computer Lab fn the \ Yllie Library. Learning Center. •' -------w,1 0 nnls Wi.ser, a math and computer teacher for the Racfn ed chooJ system, 1ll be the instructor. Wiser tau ht computer clas es at Par . ide, •MilwaUkee and - fadJson. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planru.ng to purchase a computer. The course will deal With computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics will be presented on a leveJ suitable tor those With limited computer experience. UWParkside Cost of the seminar is $32. To register or for more information, call 553-2312 or write: Division of Continuing Education, Parkside, Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. For Sale 1978 BVICJ( LeSabre transmission, curb find New entt._ 231 V-6_ 65,000 miles Coers, Po11,0 '"! dorm 4E. · ntact ~lt\ii 81 KAWASAKI 440 L'l'I) bi 10,000 miles. Runs great Kr Less ,~. included. Asking s90o 8 · Wilie~~ Ranger oliice. · ee Ciirt In ii;; Hein Wanted MARlfl1:TlNG REPRESE NaUonaJ company needs re 11'1',t~. side. Make up to s10 plus;,&8 at Part' ed persons cau 312/922.0302 · lntere.i,' 00LLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subscrtptJon ~ campus. Good Income II c~ ~ voJved. For lntormau~n ~ 8e!Jing IQ. Uon, Write to: Campua Se d &J>Pllc«, W. Solar Drive, Phoentx AZ~• ltbf LES ASPIN la loOkJng t """'-'I. terns! It Interested, Wl'l~r ~~~ la. Rogel'B, 1661 Doug1aa .A -.;""lllle 6340f or cat! 632-4446. ve., ~INDIVIDUAL To P0st l'lla campus. Write College l>latri~':!41a 011 =~ 8 WOOd Trau, Nai>e~"'·: For Rent JIOOMMAn; WANn:o '177.IIO/month, Utilities 1nc1~1'11lJeJ. fdenUal Court, 3 miles from · ~ Foi, more lnto, cal.I aw at~~ Services OffeTYPJNo OF any ldnci..,.. perfect copy, caU 7ea.a. 73':'Pect. Jar '---~~ o-ns,a,;;.;;;~;~-ch~;;.;--------- ~~ une. I ~ ~~ 2ro~ A,-_~ I AD-REPS WANTED The Parkside Ranger Is accepting applications tor advertisi~ re resentatlves. Sf68 I~ -~ SiQS - - ______ / S6J - - _ - - ----- - o.,,.. 0 - ~ ------- 0Voo o~~<Chearorrnonevoraer1 ------.&...-==-====-:::_1 I ~~~=:=~===--==--==-= -_=-.::.==~==-===---ElfPt01ionao,e / ~- ------, An--- --------~ --~uerm -------~- I ' ~::---=--=-=-=============_:======----Ao-,-,~--- CassCF.s.ts, / Pt-o-e;=~-------- __ -----------::=~----~~:S•lote----Zp ---- I c.y_ ---- --------- I Pt-o--e ____________ ~=-s~----~:----_ .____0ttererp..es~ l ---------~:~-------------------===- ~~~ I --------~------------------_J Happy New Year! Child share program Interested in expense·free hIId care? Parkslde Adult :tudent Alliance and women's. Affairs of PSGA warkslde Student Government AssocaUon) are aportsor! JIg a co-op child care pro· gram. TheIdea Is simple. A student mother will watch your child,giving you the chance, tor example, to spend an eve- DIng working on the comput •. ers. You will watch her child for the same number of . hours. Basically. we are providing women who are interested In the program an opportunity to meet. If you are Interested and ~ould like further Infer-rna; non, stop In the Parkslde Stu. dent Alliance Office, the PSGA office or call 553.2706. 'HE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON nt-Islen,Mom ... I jusl wonled you 10 know I'm OK and Ihe s1ampede seems 'boul over - allhough everyone's sllll a lillie spooked. Yeah, I know .... I miss Ihe corral:' Hardee's is now.acceptlns applications for day and nightime help. Cooks; Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: . 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 -112nd Ave.,. Bristol, WI 53142 br ...-------=- .~-,. l.RDERYOURTELEPHONENO~ NSTEAD OF CRAMMING LATER. 1 393 1490* Two,wait until the last •• possible moment, then (Mon.-fri.8:ooa.m.-5:30p.m.).rush, along with a host of When itcomes to order- other students, into the ing telephone service,there nearest public telephone are two schools of thought. to order. . One, order now ana Ifyou liveoff campus, prepare yourself oheod consider adopting the first of time. philosophy. And, ifyou must, save cramming for your first exam. "loll-free only when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. e1988 Wisconsin hli WZ'i"ft'?1?'lZ .l&fi!!Jt~!mif!!'ll! _#~wy Child share program 1nterested 1n expense-free hild care? Parkside Adult ~tudent Alliance and women's Affairs of PSGA (ParkSlde Student Govern. ment Assocatlon) are spon. soring a co.op child care program, The Idea is simple. A stu. dent mother will watch your child, giving you the chance, for example, to spend an ev~- THE FAR SIDE nlng working on the computers. You will watch her child for the same number of hours. Basically, we are providing women who are Interested in the program an opportunity to meet. li you are interested and would like further information, stop in the Parkside Student Alliance Office the PS~A office or call 553-2706. By GARY LARSON "listen, Mom ... I Just wanted you to know I'm OK and the stampede seems 'bout over - although everyone's st111 a little spooked. Yeah, I know ... I miss the corral." "ardee.r ® Hardee's is now accepting applications for day and nightime help. Cooks, Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 - 112nd Ave., Bristol, WI 53142 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 9 ~- -- ( .. :RDf R YOUR Tf UPHONf NOyt NSTEAD Of CRAMMING LATER. 1-393-1490* (Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-5:30 p.m.) When it comes to ordering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order now and prepare yourself ah~ad of time. Two, wait until the last possible moment, then rush, along with a host of other students, into the nearest public telephone to order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. © 1988 Wisconsin Bell And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. 0 Toll-free only when coiled from telephone number$ served by Wisconsin Bell. ~APi- tl§'.fflf;f-,:P,.~-1;! v«~\191 by Amy PeUh MaraliDA' Editor Jamaica - paradise or prison? Cascading waterfalls, tropical flora, wblte sand beaches, cool clear seas and perfect temperatures lure many unsuspecting vacationers to this tropical country and inspire JamaIcan holels to adopt names such as Eden II. However. for the first two days of my honeymoon, I felt trapped In a land In which I did not want to be. Bus drtvera are maniacs. the food Is suspect, hotels are dI. ppolnUng, locals are annoying. you can't rent a car it you're under 2G and boneymooners are shown to rooms with twin beda! Give me a break. The nIght and delays that brought us to Jamaica are another story. Once we arrived In )(onlego Bay at 10 p.m, (havtng been traveling a1nce8;30 a.m.), we aearched for the IImouaIDeoervlce that Included In our travel pacl<a&e. Our Umoualne 1ooI<edquite llIte a bus. It was shaped llIte a bus. It was as big as a bus, and It held aa many people as a bus. But It did taIle us to our hotel In Ocho Rlos, two hours from the airport. Comfort was not Included In our package. Our drtver must have moonUghted aa a IerrorisL You Bee. there are very few trattlc laws In Jamaica. It's generally accepted that people drI ve on the len side of the road, but you don't have to. There Ia no speed limit. 80 our driver felt that 120 m.p.h. through twIaUng, dark roads was appropriate. For two hours, we prayed to survive. Nauseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Hotel, formerly owned by Sheraton, but decllning ever since. We were ready for bed. So. we are escorted to our room - keep in mind this is our honeymoon - which has twin beds. No, I don't think so. Finally. we could collapse on a double bed. Well. it looked' Uke a double bed. It was really two twin bed mattresses on a double frame. We spenl three nights falling through the crack In the middle before we got a REAL double bed. And that was a Ooor lower, so our view wasn't as nice. sacrifices must be made. It took me only two days to recover enough to venture outside to the beach. While sand, clear water, palm trees waving in the breezes - no problems there. The food was quite interesting. Due to the humtdtty, bread does not rtse qulle as htgI1 as It does here, and In every fonn, It manages to taste the same. Throughout tha two weeks, we watched tor the everchanging heavy bread to appear at breakfast as croissants and toast; at lunch disguised as a aandwlcb or hamburger bun; at dinner as a dinner roll - plain or Italian. I used to love pineapple - a special tr,oat, but somehow I was sick of them by Week 2. On our tlrst foray Into the ahopping district of Ocho Rio8. we naively walked out the front gate of the holel and were lmmed.1ately accosted I>Y locals offering service.!'. 10 Thun:d:y, 8ept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer va.catlon n we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady want a braid?" was ~:.~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach lIote?Un4 the first 'of hundreds of offers attraction that receives rave seedy joint with no garct I," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws In all our tourist lit- sight. ellaill down during the time I spent ~::~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the he there. The hardest to resist of . ed at the - spot called pointed to her map leI these offers was the woman ~~~:w Park" In only 2% looked nothing like ~:hiCh who challengebd,'d"Ladi; ..are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for rat s ye . Jamaica's poverty up close .miles in the other d~ Uten I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. Con tourists. many who SUC- twisted roads with only m- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked baCktake with frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No danCing tand The .only product offered to roadside walls. J . hat use more frequently than Our destination was not amalcaJ see page 17 b"Sramidoikneg?"was d"rHuagssh.?""CokeW?"e rt:~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~:::::::::::i~::::::::::::::~~ wanted to flash a badget and cry "Interpol!" to fend them off, but It is doubtful that they'd get It. But let's gel- back to the tlrst day out. We Innocently accepted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, which turned out actually to be a lot of fun. But the IIltle hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, which put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth It, but we didn't want to admit It. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back entrance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One itay we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set It up - they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. "You're not old enough," the clerk informed us: "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, weU. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions. On one sweltering after- I UWP I Hwy.A Hwy.E 1585 - North 22nd Avenue. Ph. 551-8020 e·Y.OUR ONE STOP PARTY SHOP • Plo-U .. ourpt"oductslnmOde,allon. , ~«~'~~ Win a . Back-to-Scho'OI Party! ;J ..~ .J-' .·)You SUImI~: kf; .We SUImI'l:' ·If. _ Site ~" .:.r·."',~ Barrel € People ..5: i,Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f. .Bottle of Schnapps ssooo Value ,1 C f W' No Purchase Necessary .'~ ase 0 me Coolers *COl1)e In and Sign Up Today* HWV. L ~ EI3 \}~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE Ceo'e. Of lbe ~ Wor1d LillUor "0 c~ That was then ... NOW HIRING PART-TIME OPENING, CLOSING Turn extra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride .in both the food we serve and the people who se.rve It. As a result, if you can provide us with the enthUSiasm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you .wlth the .• esourc:es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, fleXible scheduling competitive hourly wag.es, excellent benefits package and free uniforms are Just a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. ~~oj~meShifts are available at a starting wage of . our - S3.75 after three months. PURGER .K.ING ® Equal OPpOrtunity Employer 5400 Durand Ave. Racine, WI ... 10 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer vacation or was appropriate. For two hours, ·e prayed to survive. auseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Ho 1, formerly owned by h raton, but declinlng ever sine • W ere ready for bed. So, ·e corted to our room - p In mind thi is our on ymoon • which has t 1n o. I don't think t noon we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady, want a braid?" was Sha~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach Hote~ the .first of hundreds of offers attraction that receives ra':'e seedy joint with no gard l," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws in all our tourist 11t- sight. ens In down during the Ume I spent ~~!~~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the there. The hardest to resist of arrived at the spot called pointed to her map hote1 the e offers was the woman "Shaw Park" in only 2½ looked nothing like ~:hlch who challenged, "Lady, are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for braids yet?" Jamaica's poverty up close miles in the other ~e !en I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. ct1on tourists, many who sue- twisted roads with only in- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked back take ith frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No dancing ,~d The only product offered to J . "a.ti tl tha roadside walls. ama,ca se use more frequen Y n Our destination was not ' e page 11 braiding was drugs. "Coke?" ----------"""'.'.~:::::::=::::::::=:::::::::::~-.... "Smoke?" "Hash?" We :::::='.'.::'.'.::===--------:------;,:;:::-----::: wanted to flash a badget and cry " Interpol! " to fend them off, but it is doubtful that th 'd get it. But let's ge.,_ back to the first day out. We innocently ace pted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, ·hich turned out actually to b a lot of fun. But the little hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, wh!ch put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth it, but we didn't want to admit it. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back en- ., trance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One day we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set it up • they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. " You're not old enough," the cler informed us . "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, well. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions . On one sweltering after- That was then •.• I UWP I " Hwy. A czi > < .c ~ 1585 - North 22nd Avenue• Ph. 551-8020 YOUR ONE STOP Hwy. L Hwy. E a; > < -0 C N N CewterOITbe Wor1d Lltpior ~ m~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE t=. · PARTY SHOP • Pleaeu•°"'swoductsinmoderatlon. ~~~ w,n a ~ (. ~\ Back-to-School Party! ./ ··f Y_~You Supply: ,f E -We Supply:· .<f. · - Site ~- _. r,. ·_ ¼ Barrel . f People ..5 - : 1: Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f . . Bottle of Schnapps •sooo Value . 1 C f w· No Purchase Necessary ~~ ase O I ne Coolers *ConJe In and Sign Up Today* NOW HIRING PART-TIME . OPENING, CLOSING Turn ext-ra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride _in both the food we serve and the people who se!Ve 1t. As a result, if you can provide us with the e"!thus1asm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you _with t~e_.resour~es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, flexible. scheduling, competitive hourly wag~s. excellent benefits package and free uniforms are JUSt a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. $3Part50T1hime Shifts are available at a starting wage of · our - $3.75 after three months. 5400 Durand Ave. ® Racine, WI Equal Opportunity Employer .. Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 SOCholds recruitment fair by Kelly McKissick ganizations and clubs are e N~wSEditor couraged to set up tables fn- set up tables on the matn new students wh or. thoroughfare In the Com. terested in beCO~inr:.a~vb~l~ mWlication Arts building. in Parkside activities. 0 ve An indoor recruitment opportunity will occur on Friday. Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will you Interested In get. ,lJ'elnVOIVatedParkslde but t!J1gns'ut re where to go for in- atroe :SUOD?Just take a stroll Inner Loop Road on ~.dJleSdaYS,ept. 14 and your stionsmay be answered. qu~.week of Sept. 11 has jeen designated Recruitment week. Student Organization COuncil (SOC) President and Vic. president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Letting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opportunlties. _ 'MI_ recruitment week themeIs "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities. bldudingspecial deals In the Recreation Center and a dance.are planned throughout the campus to show students au Parkstde has to offer. TheRecruitment Falre, on sept. 14, wlll feature a live bandand food. Campus or- Total Service for V.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553·2150 Mon..-Frt. 10-3 RaServinfogur other locations , cine Bur Waukesha r Inglon Milwaukee b _ Take a look around,' enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. We also spent an afternoon at Carinosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica" commercial, I'm going to shoot my television set. Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have agood time. Jamai· ca has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We cl1mbed Dunn's River Falls, a 6OO·ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T ,HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS I MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE . Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 soc holds recruitment fair bY Kelly McKissick News Editor Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. you interested in get- Afe1nvolved at Parkside but ~•t sure where to go for inareflllauon? Just take a stroll 10 wn Inner Loop Road on :ednesday, Sept. 14 and your stlons may be answered. qu,nie week of Sept. 11 has n designated Recruitment ~k. Student Organization ~uncil (SOC) President and vice president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Lelting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opJ)Ortunities. 'nle recruitment week 111eme is "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities, 1ncludlng special deals in the ReCreatlon Center and a 11ance, are planned throughout the campus to show students all Parkside has to offer. The Recruitment Faire, on Sept. H, will feature a live band and food. Campus or. Total Service for U.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.,-Fri. 10-3 Serv· Ra . mg four other locations cine Bu I' Waukesha r mgton Milwaukee ganizattons and clubs are en. couraged to set up tables for new students who may be interested in becoming involved in Parkside activities. An indoor recruitment op. portunity will occur on Friday• Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will set up tables on the main thoroughfare in the Communication Arts building. Take a look around,· enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have a good time. Jamaica has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We climbed Dunn' s River Falls, a 600-ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers We also spent an afternoon at cartnosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica'' commercial, I'm going to shoot my television seL JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 -: ..... Track team secures NAIA honors in California b7"__ Park Ide', track team el}ded III oeaoon tast May w':\h 14 AU-American hono... captured at the NAlA nallonal track meet In AzuaI, CalIfornia. 1llree acnoo! records Yo' re broken and M.lkeSlauch WII nallonal champion In the Ill-kllometer walk. Th men '. team was in a s.- way lie for eighth place with 24 polntll In the meet domlnal d by AJ;uoa Pacllic, (CA) with 112 polntll. The women', team made the lop ten for the Ighth con.eecutlve season out of th 1aIt nine (counting croao·country and Indoor t ck). Th 1r Iotal ot 24 pointe ptac d them ninth. PraIrIe VI w A"llI: (TX) won the Swimmers women's meet with 93 points. Becca Scott, Tracey Karsha, Jacquetlne Cotton and Yolanda FInley each received two AlI-Americans tor placing In 4x.100 and sprint medley relayo. In the sprint medley, they flnlahed sixth with a ParluJlde record ot 1:45.54. They captured fourth In the 4x.100 with a 48.08, but broke the ochool record In the trials when they flnlahed In 47.69 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohi fln- Iahed her collegiate competilion with two more AlI-American awa.rds tor flnlshes in the 1500 meter and llOOO meter runs. She WII th1rd In the 1500 with a time ot 4:26.91. A time of 9:38.56 In the 3000 needed Voluntee... are needed 10 h Ip with a IwImming pro- • grim for rUarded people ,poraored by the AaaocIallon for R larded c1t.1zen1. ThIa program beglna on sept. 14 and requ1rel a weekly COmmllm nl of one bour. Volunlee... will help begin. nlng ,tudentll al Jane Vernon School pool Wedneldeys from Welcome back! From the Ranger U p.m. 'I1Iey will encourage students on a one-to-one basLo. Qualifications to volunteer are: ability 10 swim, tack of tear ot the handicapped and good. communication skllls. Intere,ted students Mould caU Carol at 563-2000 or stop by Union 209_ JAP~~Rt\CO C~Ir{C;;SC;~;'C;;S1AURAr;T . KENOSHA'S OWN AND ONLY 4-STAR (4-CHEF.} CHINESE RESTAURANT LUNCH - DINNER - CARRY-OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU ....1II•• L ..With Chef Wone" broke the school record and gave her second place. Also In the 3000, Paula stokman was eighth In the serntfinals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10:41.09. Nancy Marter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4:41.15. In the 1500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished In 4:51.83. The 1600 meter relay was seventh In the finals with a time of 3:54.04. The team consisted of Marler·RoW, Mart· er Scott and Finley. in the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2'2200 in the trials. Scott adv~~ ed 10 the semi-flna~s for the 100 meter dash WIth a time of 12.18. ·In the semis, she false started Anne Stokman ran her best lime in the 10.000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. . In the 10K race walk, Mike staucn captured his tntrdnalIonal championship b ttng' a new meet recY set. 41.56. 01'(1 or Doug Fournier was thir the same race wttn :a d 1Q sonal record of 43.34. Jo Por. genson walked his be.ln~~. of 46.02 to caplure f,"~ John Marter ImproVed-·' lime by over two minute bil a sixth place finish In 47 3~far Dan. Peterson, ~ . 3000 meter ·steeplechaseg tile Injured with less than ' "'sa laps to go when there "'~ accident at a hurdle. '\II Intramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Pro· gram gets underway this year with the flag football season beginning Monday, sept. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone Interestlng In tormlng a team Ihould pick up an .entry form In the Phy Ed Oftlce on the second floor of the Phy Ed BuUdlng. Entries are due on FrIday, Sept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. time slot on BLOOM COUNTY // .... '14 I \ Monda or Wednesday. Flag Football season y Sunday events will begin on will be needed on MOOt Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries and Wednesdays between can be picked up in the Phy p.m. and 6 p.m, from Sepl Ed Office. The tournament through Oct. 28. App will be set up according to for this position are In what participants are inter-'· Phy Ed Office. ested In, i.e., singles, doubles, Other Sunday mixed doubles. Entries are elude: due on Friday, Sept. 16, so Softball hurry In and sign up! Play Soccer will begin at 2 p.m. Badminton The Intramural Program is Floor Hockey looking for offlc!als for the . Volleyball r-- b.;..:Y:......;;;BerkeBre Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for .t. he Ranger! . ...... • • t,"< L,' ..• :." ""'._~' <, Track team secures NAIA honors in California tional championship b ting a new meet rec Y set. 41.56. Ord Of om n ' meet with 93 points. needed ~ encoura a on -to-one elcome back! From t e Ranger J~P~~RAGC C~lt{f:Sf: · e:STr\URi\~T KE OSHA 'S O N ANDO LY 4-STAR (4-CHEF} CHI ESE RES TAURANT LU CH - DIN ER - CARRY -OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU .. W ith Chef Wone " broke the school record and gave her second place. Also in the 3000. Paula Stokman was eighth in the semiflnals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10: 41.09. Nancy larter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4 :41 .1 5 . In the 11500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished in 4 :5 1.83 . The 1600 meter relay was seventh in the finals with a time of 3 : M .04 . The team conI ted of • larter-Rohl, Marter, Scott and Finley. In the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2: 22 .00 in the trials. Scott advanced to the semi-fina~s for the 1 00 meter dash with a time of 12.18. In the semis, she false started. Anne Stokman ran her best time in the 10,000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. In the !OK race walk, Mike Stauch captured hiS third na- Doug Fournier was th.I the same race With rd In sonal record of 43.34. J! !>er. genson walked his best\Jor. of 46.02 to capture f hne John Marter improvedOUrth. time by over two minute hla a sixth place finish l.n 47 38 for Dan Peterson ~ 1. 3000 meter steeplechaseg Ute injured with less than ' waa laps to go when there w~ accident at a hurdle. an lntramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Program gets underway this year ~1th the flag football eason beginning Monday, pt. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone int resting in forming a team should pick up an entry form in th Phy Ed Office on the second floor of the Phy Ed Building. Entries are due on Friday, ept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p .m. or 5 p . m . time slot on BLOOM COUNTY Monda or Wednesday. Sunday events will begin on Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries can be picked up in the Phy Ed Office. The tournament will be set up according to what participants are interested in, i.e., singles, doubles, mixed doubles. Entries are due on Friday, Sept. 16, so hurry in and sign up! Play will begin at 2 p .m. The Intramural Program is looking for offic!als for the Flag Football season y will be needed on M~nda 1111 and Wednesdays between~ p.m. and 6 p.m. from Sept 12 through Oct. 28. Applicatioaa for this position are in tbe Phy Ed Office. Other Sunday ~vents In, elude: Softball Soccer Badminton Floor Hockey Volleyball Sept. 21 Oct.2 Nov.I Nov.ta Dec.u ,-.----by~Berke Breathed ftfvfr.~ / Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for _the Ranger! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 1, September 8, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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