1 10 1 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/fb9d68dcd9eaf3a2ad94277fd4f0a5a7.pdf d6fb7e5c68982f11658e229853e70451 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Glistening Cultures Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document GUITAR ENSEMBLE PAGES PAGE 4 Glistenin ~~2~~~Nrasisne!s§g~~~~~~~,~,," AND . K for this year Initially the gUldelmes dictated that REW C. WESTBROO organizatio. ns. could re'q$u3est no ~ore than '.000 greater than their allocation for the prevIouS academic year. The guidelines passed on Dec. 4 stated, "Budget Requests for 2007-08 should not exceed the 2006-07 allocation by more than 3.9% as stated by UW System Guidelines 11/6/06 unless the organization or department has a compelling reason which is under the discrenon of the SUFAC committee." . More heavily contested were the levels .of s.upends allowed in the proposed guidelines. The gUidelines sepanrte organizations into three groupS in regard to (he percenta0e of their budget thar can be s~nt on o~ficer stipendS.:;>Governance organizations. which consists . solely of PSGA, cannot use mor~ than 35 percent of their budget for officer stipends. MedIa outlets, such as WTPZ and The Ranger News, cannot use more than 30 percent. If you were walking through Main on Wednesday, Dec. 6, you may e been surprised. "Winter Cultural brations" was taking place from -3p.m. Socializing, dancing. and ntations all added to the holiday e. The event featured presentations several different cultural holiday ebrations, Kwanzaa (African American ture), Hanukkah (Jewish culture), andas (Puerto Rican culture), . s (Mexican culture), and Befana .an culture) were just some of the y celebrations that were featured Iftsentations and displays. Several .zations, such as Black Student n, the Diversity Committee Parkside Student Government iation, Insieme Italia, Latinos Unidos, Park side Asian Organization. and Zeta SigmliaU!f ~;(f/lii1~'!Il'illl'iiill'lr"'IiI'lIlli""III"._tlili_..._ .... -"'!< pan in the event. Some presentations included small performances from participating organizations. During an explanation of the Hmong New Year. tjw-parkside Asian Organization explained and. demonstrated a Shaman ceremony. The ceremony featured prayers that asked for ancestors to look and protect everyone and to have a happy new year and years to come .. Another perfonnance also featured Filipino dancers who performed "tinikling," the most popular traditional dance of the Philippines. Another perfoonanee featured Subha Cheema, who did alive demonstration of praying verses called "Talawat" that are found 10 the KDran. The prayers were said in Arabic and are geuerally said every day by Mifs1iins. I Parkside Student Government Association's Senate Passedthe budget guidelines to which all student . organizations must adhere during a rescheduled meeting anMonday, Dec. 4. The guidelines, which are creared by the Student University Fees Allocation Committee, are used by . student organizations to create their budget requests for :hefollowing year. The guidelines were voted down In two previous meetings. Because of the snowstorm .onFriday, Dec. I, the regular meeting was moved to ~onday. UW-Parkside student organizations l~ust turn \ lIltheir budget request proposals by 4:30 on Fnday, Dec. 15. One of the major points of contention among Ithe senate members was the Emit on what student Cultures displayed at the booths. Some ev n featured food or peculators to try One item lJlat was a was G lub laman. an 100181I <te<SeIt. This event was sponsored by Ihe Office of Mlllticultural Sludcnt Affairs and was coordinated b Carmen Ireland and Mary Xiong Wednellday marked the sixth annuaJ cclebratioo at UW-Parkside of the event, wbidl was created for differem coIIunol to come together and expI8iD lhei1 traditions during Ihe boIida The event came to a Sandy Duveneck leading !be audm"" to count down until die CbrisllmllS tree 10 lower main place Shannon Holbert. a.uw'-Pa1rts1oile student said "It was an a",esome celebration of hfe c~ and bringing the holidays toge1l1e< THE ORIGI~ecembef 12.2006 OF SNAKES PAGE3 Passage of the Paul Wellstone Mental Health Equitable Treatment Act BY MARY RE: 'EE PIRRELLO PirreOOO@u\\p.edu Organization under '''Pro organizations uch Blac '''Come get that good copy!" GUITAR ENSEMBLE PARKSIDE CHOIRS PAGES PAGE4 THE O Decem~ 12 2006 RIGIN ? ' Bl'CA.\,1ILLA SIMOJ\,; Simon026@uwp.edu lf you were walking through Mam Place on Wednesday, Dec. 6. )OU may have bec-n surprised. "Winter Cultural Celebrations•· \vas taking place from 12-3p.m. Socializing. d.mcing, .and presentations all added to the holiday scene. The event featured presentations on several different cultural holiday celebrations. Kwanzaa (African American culture), Hanukkah. (Jewish culture), Parrandas (Puerto Rican culture), Pasadas (Mexican culture), and Befana (Italian culture) were just s ome of the many celebrations that were featured in presentations and display:... Se\eral organi1ations, such as Black Student Uruon, the Diversity Committee of Parkside Student Government Association. lnsieme Italia, Latinos l.i ni<lo<,, Park~td '.\ 1 n Of!'anization. and Zet,1 Sigma C'ti1 oronty; nl~Jc pare m the event. Some pre!-entattons mcludcd small petfonnances from panic1p.1trng organizatmns. During an explanation of the Hmong Ne\\ Year, l W-Parks1de Asian O~anization explained and demonstrated a Shaman ceremony The ceremony featured prayers that asked for ancestors to look and protect ei;eryone and to have a happ) new year and ,>ears to come. Another perfonnance also featured Filipino dancers \\ ho petformed .. tinikling," the most popular traditional dance of the Philippines. Another performance featured Subha Cheema, who did a li1i e demonstration of praying verse,, called "'Talawat" that are found m the Koran. The pra}ers "ere s aid in Arabic and are general I y ,aid every day by Muslims. I t r One Item that \ a: a I le Jaman, an Ind an de rt This e\ent w s sponsored b}' the Offic..- of Mul11cultur. I Student Affi 1rs and was coordinated b Cann n Ireland and Man Xiong Wednesda marked the sixth annual celebra1 n t UW-Parkside of the event, \\h1 h \lias created for different cultural clubs 10 come together and explain their own tradrtions dunng the hohda student said, '"It w, an 3\lie )n,e celebration ofhfe. <.Ulture and bringing the hohda) t t !odget J'asses in 0!:~0~~."~"!~~!,! oc.,;on EVERLY SPIRES A . I .. II th ·ct 1· d' ' tat .. , that t\ND OOK for th1.s year. nrlla y, e gm e mes 1i; c.:u / Parkside Student Government Association· s Senate Passed the budget g uidelines to which all student . . REW C. WESTBR oroanizations could request no more than 3.000 greater t:, • • than their allocation for the previous academic year organizations must adhere during a rescheduled meeting 0 n Monday, Dec. 4. j The g uidelmes, which are created by the Student University Fees Allocation Committee, are used by • / Student organizations to cr~ate .their budget requests for ~e fo llowing year. The gmdelmes were 1i0led down Ill two previous meetings. Because of the snowswnn 0n Friday, Dec. J. the regular meeting was moved to '.\fonday. UW-Parkside student organizations •~ ust tum lit their budget request proposals by 4:30 on Fnday, Dec. IS. One of the major points of contention among the senate members was the limit o n what s tudent The guidelines passed on Dec. 4 1.tatcd, ·'Budget Requests for 2007-08 should not exceed the 2006-07 allocation by more than 3.9% as '1ated b) U\\' S},tem Guidelines 11/6/06 unless the organization or dep~mcnt has a compelhng reason which is under the d1,cretron of the SLFAC committee." More heavily contested were the le\els_of ~Upend, allowed in the proposed guidelines. The gu1dcltnc separate organil.ations into three groups in regard Ul the percentage of their budget th.at c_an be s~~t on officer stipends. Governance orgamzattons. wh~ch con,1'ts . lei) of PSGA. cannot use more than :.b percenr of their ~:doet for o fficer stipends. Media outlets. such as WTPZ and The Ranger News. cannot use more than 30 percent. . h d '" '" "Come get t at goo cop J • OF SNAKES PAGE3 Passage of the PauJ Wellstone Mental Health Equitable Treatment Act BY MARY RE."\EE PIRRaLQ Pi rreOOO@u" p ed u has been m commmcc ,nee P:lUI \\c.11.tone Me tal He 1h IAfun,mCK: 3 9oo Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ads@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Editor-in-Chief AndrewC. Westbrnok Westb002@uwp.edu Design Manager loohyunKim Kim00009@uwp.edu luslness Manager . d . h . Parmm er Sing - linghOOOO@uwp.eiu Advertising Manager k - HenryD.Gosins . GoskiOOO@uwp..edu Hews Page Editor I I Koil~ U mer eopoe666@yahoo.com Sportl Page Editor Tyrone Payton Payto004@uwp.edu Artl and Culture Page Editor . O.While While041@uwp.edu Photo Manager Oonlorkilsen dlork02@yahoo.com Delign Ailistants TimothyKeithGriffenJr. Oonon_Mogit®yohoo.com Erica Knutsen knutsDD8@uwp.edu Illustrator Brittany Farinoartlyanimegirl@ aol.com Staff Reporters . 8re"Houdek OopeyOl®wiJr.com Robef1 Rosafl ·rosatiOOO@uwp.edu AmandoGrandke mandi,noe@gmail.com (omilloliman siman026@uwp.edu RamanA.JUimez iaime001@uwp.edu Copy Editors Tina Strauss SIr'iluDl2@uwp.edu (assandraWheeler wheeI019@uwp.edu Cartoonists Advisor ZacharyKeehan KeehoOD3@uwp.edu Aaron Fanning zodiacshodoW®hotmail.com KOlie Zimpel nmpeOO1@uwp.edu TJ HY"!II HyselOD~ulwp.edu JudilhLogsdan Logsdan@uwp.edu Special Thanks MatthewGanyo Mission Statement The Ranger News strIves to inform, educate, and engage the UW-Parkside community by p"blishing well-written, accurate studenriournalism on . a weekly basis. . The Ranger News Aas meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty of UW-Pnrkside are welcome, Please' feel free (0 attend. Have any comments, concerns. questions. or story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangemews@uwp.edu. We are locared at Wyllie D139C Each person may take one newspaper per issue date. Extra newspapers can b;e purchased for $1 apiece. Newspapers Clln be taken on a firs! come~ first serve basis. meaning that once they are gone. they are gOlle. We work on the honor system, but viohnors ffi will be prosecuted for theft. ~aculty members and Sludents • orguni,':Qtions who .wish to u~ A$SCXlATlD The Ranger News 10 classrooms COU1<ilAT1 should consull the edilor-in-chief PUSS to reserve however many free co~i~ they wish to U$e._ The Ranger News Tuesday, December 12, 2006 11:00 AM-Il:OO PM Game Day @ The Den The Den, Parkside Union Celebrate the final week of The Den (it's being closed to allow work on the Union Expansion) with five days of special events. Today is Game Day with board games, cards, and 'Twister' all day. 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Second Senior Art Show Com Arts Gallery The second and final Senior Art Show featuring the computer Illustration, graphic design, and 3D animation of Dan Ellicsson, Kong Feng Lor, Amanda Petersen, and Gina Trevino. Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and l la.rn. To 8 p.rn. Tuesday and Wednesday, 12:00 PM-1:00 PM Pie-O-Rama Main Place, Wyllie Hall The Eta Pi chapter of Sigma Gamma Epsilon gives you the opportunity to throw a cream pie at your favorite faculty member during the first-ever Pie-O-Rama. There's also a pieeating contest starting at 12:30 p.m. 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Concert: UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra Communication Arts Theatre UW-Parkside's MeJTY Musie Month continues tonight when the UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra, conducted by Alvaro Garcia, storm the Communication Arts Theatre stage. 'Let us entertain you!' Alvaro says. 'Our 'Gift of Music' concert offers a unique blend of holiday favorites . and traditional pops tunes, along with a few surprises. WHnesday, hce......r 13, 2006 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Second Senior Art Shaw Com Arts Gallery Gallery hours for the show are II am, to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and II a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. 11:00AM-ll:00 PM Video Game Frenzy @ The Den 1be Den, Parkside Union Today it's Video Game Frenzy with free play on selected games all day. 12:00 PM-l:OO PM Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Student Recital Union Cinema Theater 7:00 PM-8:00 PM' Science Night: Astrobiology at UW-Parkside Greenquist 103 Astrobiology is the study of life in the university, It - investigates the origin. evolution. cftstribution. and future of life on earth, and the search for life beyond Our planet, This program features UW-Parkside students who are active in astrobiological research and will reveal their research accomplishments. Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:00 AM-5:00 PM Second Senior Art Show Com Arts Gallery Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m, to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and l la.m. To 8 p,m. Tuesday and Wednesday, 11:00 AM-I1:00 PM Aloha Party @ The Den The Den, Parkside Union Today it's the Aloha Party. 7:30PM-9:15PM UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble & Community Band Communication-Arts Theatre If you know' conductor and UW-Parkside Music Professor Mark Eichner, you know he likes the music of Aaron Copland (he's certainly not alone), And Copland's Scenes from 'Billy the Kid' is prominently featured during this concert, There's also music composed by Camille Saint-Saens and David Bedford. friday, December 15, 2006 IL:OOAM-5:00PM The Den Rummage Sale The Den, Parkside Union Everything must go! The Den is closing to make way for the Union expansion and every last item--right down to the bowling shoes and pins--will be sold. 12:00 PM-I:OO PM Concert: UW-Parkside Ensembles Union Cinema Theater It's an afternoon of ensembles! The UW-Parkside String Ensemble, Woodwind Ensemble, and Flute Ensemble are in action. December 12, 2006 . BLOTTER 12101/06 06-803 MotoristAssist-Other. CTHJR@Ouler Loop Road. 8: 17am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch. Officer arrived, vehicle removed from ditch. Officer cleared. 12102106 06-804 Bail Jumping, Ranger Lot 1:36am. Anonymous Caller reports subject drinking and about to drive vehicle. Officer arrived; various citations issued 3 Underage Drinking Possession/Consume •. l Possession of Marijuana, 1 Bail Jumping and 1 Disorderly Conduct. Subject transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety Building "Jail". Officers cleared. 12102106 .. 06-805 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. Ranger Lot. 1:58am. ern indicated active warrant. Subject unable to Post Bond. Then transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety Building "Jail'? Officer cleared 1210206 06-806 Medical Assistance. Com Arts Building. 6:42am. Report of female having chest pains. Officers arrive. female conscious and breathing. Rescue Units arrive, female transported to local hospital. Officers cleared. 12102106 06-807 Tow Vehicle. CTH JR @ CTH E. 8:16am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch due to icy conditions on roadway. Tow Company caJled and removed vehicle from ditch. Officer cleared. 12102106 06-108 Medical Assistance. Sports! Activity Center. 1:36pm. Report of Male with possible head injury. Officers arrive, male conscious and breathing complaining of dizziness nausea Rescue Units arrive and transport to local hospital. Officers cleared. 12102106 06-809 Alarm - Fize. Sports/Activity Center. 6:02am: UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active tire alarm. Officers . arrive. no fire/no smoke. Alarm reset, officer cleared. 12102106 06-810 Traffic Violation. CTH G @ CTHA. 6:57pm. Citation issued to Jennifer a Caretta for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 12102106 06-811 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ Outer Loop Road. 9:12pm. Citation issued to Erica H Higuchi for Operating win a Valid DL and Verbalwarning for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 121/0210306-112 Tow Vehicle. Ranger Lot. 11:19pm. Chronic Violator vehicle was viewed illegally parked. Tow Company was requested. Officer cleared. 12104/06 06-813 Medical Assistance. Wyllie Hall. 1'2:14pm. Report of female fainted. Officer arrived, female is conscious and breathing. Medical units arrive, female refuse medical assistance. All Units cleared. 12104106 06·814 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. CTH JR @ Pet'-s Park. 3:55pm. Officer view vehicle in ditch. no injuries reported. Officer takes report. tow company requested. Offi cleared 12104/06 06-815 Lost and Found Property. Molinaro Hall. 4: 15pm. Complainant reports lost wallet containing $800.00 cash. Officer takes report and cleared. 12105/06 06-816 Traffic Violation. STH 31 @ CTH E. f2: 19am. Citation issued to Deanna Palmer for Operating After REV! SUSP and 2 Written Warnings. Officer cleared. 12/05/06 06-817' Criminal Damage to Property - State. Ranger Hall. 3: 14am. Complainant report the discharge of .extinguisher without consent. Officers arrive and take report. Officers cleared. 12105/06 06-811 Theft - From Building. University Apartments. 5:29pm. Complainant reports apartment broken into and cash taken from desk drawers. Officer takes report and cleared. 12105106 06-819 Harassment - Phone Calls. University Apartments. 7: 17pm. Complainant reports annoying telephone calls dorm telephone. Officer takes report and cleared. 12106106 06-820 Traffic Violation. CTH G. 8:38am. Citation issued to Latcyia'I Darden for Operating after S~spensjon or Revocation. Officer cleared. 12106/06 06-821 Agency Assist. Ranger Hall. J2:44pm. Officer were advised of Warrant Pick-Up Other Agency. Subject transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept. Public Safety Building "Jail". Officer cleared. 12106106 06-822 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Com ArCS Lot. 2: 11 pm. Complainant reports items were taken from vehicle ·wi'thout.consent. Officer takes report and cleared. 12106106 06-823 Traffic Accident-Nan-Reportable. Unioo Lot. 3:35pm. Complainant repofts accident, no injuri~s. Officer takes report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-824 Theft - From Building. Com Arts Building. 5:04pm. Complainant reports various items taken without consent. Officer takes report and cleared. 12106106 06-825 Tow Vehicle. Union Lot. 8:30pm. owner request Tow Company be called, due to vehicle not being able to s Officer standjng by until tow arrived then cleared. 12107/06 06-126 Traffic Vi~lation. 4100 Block of Outer Ireop Road. 9: lOam. Citation issued to Neal E Baughman for Speeding. Officer cleared. ' 12107/06 06-827 Harassment. Ranger Hall. 5: l2pm, Officer arrived and takes report. and complainant explained some other options. Officer cleared. . _ .._--~- .._--_._~---~ ........... 2 University of Wisconsin-Pork side 's Stvdert Newspaper 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ads@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Editor•in·Chief Design Manager Andr~w C. Westbrook Westb002@uwp.edu Soohyun Kim Kim00009@uwp.edu Business Manager . d . h Parmm er Smg - SinghOOOO@uwp .eau Advertising Manager k Henrt D. Gas ins GaskiOOO@uwp.edu News Page Editor I 1 KaitY.TI U mer eapoe666@yahoo.com Sports Page Editor Tyrone Payton Payto004@uwp.edu Arts and Culture Page Editor P. White White04 l@uwp.edu Photo Manager Dan Torkilsen dtork02@yahoo.com Design Assistants Illustrator Timothy Keith Griffen Jr. Dorian_Mogic@yahoo.com Erica Knutsen knuts008@uwp.edu Brittany Farino ortzyanimegirl@ool.com Staff Reporters Copy Editors Cartoonists Advisor . Breit Houdek Dopey0l@wi.rr.com Robert RosQ!i rosati00o@uwp.edu Amanda Grandke mondi.noe@gmail.c om Camilla Simon simon026@uwp.edu Ramon A. Joim~z joime00l@uwp.edu Tina Strauss strnuOl ?@uwp.edu (~andra Wheel~r whee10l 9@uwp.edu Zacha!Y Keehan Keeha003@uwp.edu A(Jfon Fanning zodiacshadow@hotmoil.com Katie Zimpel ZimpeOOl@uwp.edu TJ H~II Hysel001@uwp.edu Judith Logsdon logsdon@uwp.edu Special Thanks Matthew Gonya Mission Statement The Ranger News strives to inform, educate, and engage the UW-Parkside community by publishing well-written, accurate studenl"iournalism on a weekly basis. The Ranger News has meeungs e,ery Monda) at noon. All students and facull) of UW-Parkside are welcome. Please feel free to auend. Have any comments. concerns, qucsdons. or story ideas? Please e-mail us at: raogemews@uwp.edu. We are located at W}llie DI 39C Each person ITlllY take one newspaper per is. ue date. Extra newspapers can be purchao;ed for SI apic:ce. Newspapers crm be taken on a lm.t come, first serve basis, meanmg that once they are gone, they are gone. We work on the honor system, but violators a? will be prosecuted for theft. !'acuity members and tudcnLs • orgnnizalions who wish to u<;e ASSOCIAflD The Ranger , 'ews in classroom, COUl<ilATI ,b uld consul! the ed11 T· ,n-chid free The Ranger News Tuesday, Dece111ber 12, 2006 11 :00 AM-11 :00 PM Garn Day @ The Den The Den. Parkside Union Celebrate the final week of The Den (it's being closed to allow work on the Union E pansion) with fwe days of special events. Today is Game Day with board games, cards, and 'Twister' all day. 11 :00 AM-8:00 PM Second Senior Art Show Com Art Gallery The econd and final Senior Art Show featuring the computer lllu. tration, graphic design, and 3D animation of Dan Ellies. on, Kong Feng Lor, Amanda Petersen. and Gina Trevino. Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and 11 a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. 12:00 PM- I :00 PM Pie-O-Rama Main Place, Wyllie Hall The Eta Pi chapter of Sigma Gamma Epsilon gives you the opportunity to throw a cream pie at your favorite faculty member during the first-ever Pie-O-Rarna. There's also a pieeating contei;;t starting al 12:30 p.m. 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Concert: UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra Communication ArL Theatre UW-Parkside's Merry Music Month continues tonight when the UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra, conducted by Alvaro Garcia, storm the Communication Arts Theatre stage. 'Let us entertain you!' Alvaro says. ·our 'Gift of Music· concert offers a unique blend of holiday favorites and traditional pops tunes. along with a few surprises. Wetlnesday, Dece111Hr 13, 2006 11 :00 AM-8:00 PM Second Senior Art Show Com Art· Gallery Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and l l a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. 11:00AM-11 :00 PM Video Game Frenzy @ The Den 11le Den. Parkside Union Today it's Video Game FrcnL.) ith frt:e play on game!-> all day. 12:00 PM-1:00 PM Noon Concert: OW-Parkside Student Recital Union Cinema Theater 7:00 PM-8:00 PM Science Night: Astrobiology at UW-Parkside Greenquist 103 Astrobiology is the . tudy of life in the university. It ~ investigates the origin, evolution, distribution, and future of life on earth, and the search for life beyond our planet. This program features UW-Parkside students who are active in astrobiologicaJ re.-earch and will reveal their research accomplishments. Thursday, December 14, 2006 11 :00 AM-5:00 PM Second Senior An Show Com Arts Gallery Gallery hours for the show are 1 l a.in. to 5 p.m. Monday and Thun.day and 1 la.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. 11 :00 AM-11:00 PM Aloha Party @ The Den The Den. Parkside Union Today it's the Aloha Party. 7:30 PM-9:15 PM OW-Parkside Wind Ensemble & Community Band Corrununication Arts Theatre If you know·conductor and OW-Parkside Music Professor Mark Eichner, you know he likes the mu ic of Aaron Copland (he's certainly not alone). And Copland's Scenes from 'Billy the Kid' is prominently featured during this concert. There's also music composed by Camille Saint-Saens and David Bedford. Friday, Dece111ber 15, 2006 l LOO AM-5:00 PM The Den Rummage Sale The Den. Parkside Union Everything must go! The Den is closing to make way for the Union expansion and every last item--right down to the bowling shoes and pin ·--will be old. 12:00 PM- I :00 PM Concert: UW-Parkside Ensembles Union Cinema Theater It' an afternoon of ensembles! The UW-Parkside String En emble, Woodwind Ensemble, and Flute Ensemble arc in action. • - ... - J .. - December 12, 2006 12/01/06 06-803 Motori tAssi t- Other. CTH JR@ Outer Loop Road. 8: l 7am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch. Officer arrived, vehicle removed from ditch. Officer cleared. 12/02/06 06-804 Bail Jumping. Ranger Lot. 1 :36am. Anonymou Caller report ubject drinking and about to drive vehicle. Officer arrived; various citations issued 3 Underage Drinking Po . ession/Con ume, _ l Po se sion of Manjuana, J Bail Jumping and I Di orderly Conduct. Subject tran ported to Keno ha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety Building "Jail". Officers cleared. 12/02/06 06-805 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. Ranger Lot. 1:58am. CIB indicated active warrant. Subject unable to Post Bond. Then tran ported to Keno ha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety Building "Jail". Officer cleared 12/0206 06-806 Medical As istance. Com Arts Building. 6:42am . Report of female having che t pains. Officer arrive, female conscious and breathing. Rescue Units arrive, female transported to local hospital. Officers cleared. 12/02/06 06-807 Tow Vehicle. CTH JR @ CTH E. 8: l 6am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch due to icy conditions on roadway. Tow Company called and removed vehicle from ditch. Officer cleared. 12/02/06 06-808 Medical A i tance. Sports/Activity Center. I :36pm. Report of Male with possible head injury. Officers arrive, male con ciou and breathing complaining of dizziness nausea. Rescue Units arrive and transport to lo al hospital. Officers cleared. 12/02/06 06-809 Alarm -Fire. Sports/Activity Center. 6:02am. UWPPD Alann Panel reports active fire alarm. Officers arrive, no fire/no smoke. Alann re et, officer cleared. 12/02/06 06-810 Traffic Violation. CTH G@ CTHA. 6:57pm. Citation issued to Jennifer a Caretta for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 12/02/06 06-811 Traffic Violation. CTH JR@ Outer Loop Road. 9: 12pm. Citation issued to Erica H Higuchi for Operating w/o a Valid DL and Verba!"warning for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 12//02/03 06-812 Tow Vehicle. Ranger Lot. 11 :19pm. Chronic Violator vehicle was viewed illegally parked. Tow Company was requested. Officer cleared. 12/04/06 06-813 Medical Assistance. Wyllie Hall. 12: 14pm. Report of female fainted. Officer arrived, female is conscious and breathing. Medical unit.~ arrive, female refuse medical assistance. All Units cleared. 12/04/06 06-814 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. CTH JR@ Pet's Park. 3:55pm. Officer view vehicle in ditch, no injuries reported. Officer takes report. tow company requested. Offic cleared 12/04/06 06·815 Lost and Found Property. Molinaro Hall. 4: l Spm. Complainant reports lost wallet containing $800.00 cash. Officer takes rep rt and cleared . 12/05/06 06-816 Traffic Vioiation. STH 31 @ CTH E. f2: l9am. Citation is ued to Deanna Palmer for Operating After REV/ SUSP and 2 Written Warnings. Officer cleared. 12/05/06 06-817 Criminal Damage to Property-State. Ranger Hall. 3: l4am. Complainant report the discharge of extinguisher without consent Officers arrive and take report. Officers cleared. 12/05/06 06-818 Theft - From Building. University Apartment . 5:29pm. Complainant reports apartment broken into and cash taken from de k drawer . Officer take report and cleared. 12/05/06 06·819 Haras ment - Phone Call . University Apartments. 7: l 7pm. Complainant reports annoying telephone calls I dorm telephone. Officer takes report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-820 Traffic Violation. CTH G. 8:38am. Citation issued to Latoyia I Darden for Operating after Suspension or Revocation. Officer cleared. 12/06/06 06-821 Agency A ist. Ranger Hall. 12:44pm. Officer were advi ed of Warrant Pick-Up Other Agency. Subject tran. ported to Keno. ha Sheriff Dept Public Safety Building "Jail". Officer cleared. 12/06/06 06-822 Theft- From a Motor Vehicle. Com ArtS Lot. 2: 11 pm. Complainant reports items were taken from vehicle wi.thout con ent. Officer takes report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-823 Traffic Accident- on-Reportable. Union Lot. 3:35pm. Complainant reports accident. no injuri~s. Officer take report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-824 Theft - From Building. Com Art Building. 5:04pm. Complainant report various item taken without consent. Officer take report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-825 Tow Vehicle. Union Lot. 8:30pm. Owner reque t Tow Company be called, due to vehicle not being able to srart Officer landing by until tow arrived then cleared. 12/07/06 06-826 Traffic Violation. 4100 Block of Outer Loop Road. 9: 10am. Citation issued to Neal E Baughman for Speeding. Officer cleared. 12/07/06 06-827 Hara sment. Ranger Hall. 5:12pm. Officer arrived and take report, and complainant explained some other option . Officer cleared. ·---·------····· ... -·-· ... - .. -- -.. ... - .. - - .. .,._ ---~ ........ ~~:~~be~r~21~O2~O,~6~=============T=he=R=a=ng=e~r :N:=ew=s!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~==============3===================:_ BUDGET from cover Senator Carly-Anne Surber. The first of he Origin of oakes lizards have hind timbs. In 1997 Caldwell and Leses fouod fossils Pachyt!Jachis era that 'live snakes with hind limbs, snake to the ils 'of snakes eloped hand that they are a sister osasaurs. Aniloded ave a lateros sphenoid ~. Scolecophided snakes ·'1rave a single mental foramen. A regressive ancestral condition for squamates is an anapsid skull. The way to maximize the cross section of the jaw adductor musculature in a close space .s by manipulating the muscle ~cture. end of the lecture, ~gywasnot ,=~_::ugh to identify ('!! nships and that JIlltions on snake versity of Wisconsin- Parkside SCHOLARSHI application. One dea these pieces of legislation was a resolution to ~tr~nglyurge the faculty senate to extend acnvrty hour to include 12:00 p.m.-I :00 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays in addition to the present 12:oo-I:()(} p.m. periods on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The second resolution stated. "Parkside Student Government Association sees fit to establish the position of LGTBQ Director for the upcoming 2007 -2008 year, and will forward this document to The Ranger News for release:' All three of these resolutions were tabled until the regularly scheduled meeting on Fnday, Dec. 8; however, during that meeting those resolutions were tabled once again because of time constraints. The Dec. 8 meeting started off with a presentation by Parkside Police Chief Michael Manion. The presenation was an informational session about Tasers and their use in law enforcement after the Mount Pleasant Police department donated four Tasers to Parkside Police. He spoke about the possibility of officers carrying these weapons; although, he said only two would be in use at any given time because of the number of officers on duty. ii!IIIMENTAL HEALTH from cover Manion said that the Tasers would serve as an intermediate step between initial contact and deadly force. He 'tressed thaI they would be another option for officers ~hen.are confronted with dangerous Situations. The second half of the meeting was spent discussing PSGA's 07-08 budget proposal. Per the new spending guideline, budget proposals must be passed by the general membership of an organization before being submitted to SUFAC. Senator Carly-Anne Surber suggested a cut in the stipends across the board. President Tyson Fettes defended the proposed stipends, saying that he is the lowest-paid student government president among 4-year UW-System schools and thaI the percentage of the budget proposal spent on stipends is 3 percent lower than the 35 percent that they could have requested. The motion to cut the stipend figure. was voted on and not approved. The senate then voted on the budget proposal as a whole, and it was approved. Young on the senate nominees was postponed. The next PSGA meeting will be Friday, Dec. 15, in Molinaro D139. Treatment Act. The two lawmakers also held a press conference in September with others in recovery to appeal for treating addiction on par with other medical conditions in addition to this bill. There are as many as 80 other members of the house with mental health or substance use issues themselves. Over 300 organizations across the U.S. support the passage of this bill, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, American Federation for Suicide Prevention, Brain Injury Association of America Inc., Center for Women's Policy Studies, Easter Seals. ational Council on Aging, National Eating Disorders Association. United Jewish Communities. and the Wisconsin Psychological Association. According to Renee Kirby, the Disabilities Coordinator for UW-Parkside, the university has approximately 275 to 300 students each year with documented disabilities, approximately 80 with a diagnosed mental illness, and 78 with a diagnosed learning disability each year; she noted that 90 percent of students have more than one diagnosed disability. Half of the number of students with documented disabilities would benefit from this legislation. The benefit is that a student who needed immediate hospitalization for a mental health iss.!!ecould not be turned away by the hospital for the inability to pay, an experience she had in the past. Kirby said that eventually suitable placement was found for the student with the help of the caseworker and the on call p ychiatric professional at the hospital to a local residential treatment center. but what if there had been no room there? Kirby believes me bill will restore the earlier cuts made by President Bu ...h to the mental health and veterans program, due to the war. which doesn't make sense to Kirby. This bill would guarantee that the limits placed on treatment times would be made equal to those of treatment of physical illnesses. One aspect of thi bill is that it forces insurance companies to stop requiring higher co-pays, higher deducribles. higher co-in urance. and limiting doctor visit, and ho pital !-l(3)JS for mental health patients by extreme compared to physical health patient: will have to be equalized according to treatment plan recommendancns set out in the DSM (IV). The ational Alliance on Mental Illness has posted on il' Web. ite at \\ ww. nami.org under ill! Leg: lathe Action Center, an urgent call for the general public and professionals to contact their representatives while they are home over the holiday break to urge them to sign on to the Ramstad-Kennedy discharge petition on HR 1402. , The Ranger News The origin of Snakes BY ROBERT ROSATI rosat()OO@uwp.edu Olivier Rieppel gave a Jecture on the origin of snakes last Friday at noon in Greenquist 101, Rieppel is the curator of Fossil Amphibians and R@lcs and chairman of die Department. of Geology at the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago. Rieppel is from Switzerland; he studied in London and graduated from the University of Zurich. In 1951, a hypothesis was fonned that snakes come from a terrestrial origin. Snakes originated from reduced limbed lizards as evidenced by the reduction of eye and limbs. Many lineages i~tly reduced limb to aryina degrees. Limb reduced sq111rnates ~ by pushing with their bis thr~h substrate by inqlimilizing dlo size of their head and body. 111',v., .... -,..ow lizards consolidate their kull and lower jaw. The skull is not a good tool to use when ~-However, due to - adaptation, their bniDcue ~ larger thus making their ~ a good tool for burrowing. Fossils dating back 130 W1lion years are most informative from the Middle East; they show lizards have hind limbs. In 1997, Caldwell and Leses found fossils from the Pachyrhachis era that ~_pdnutive snakes with weJl-4eveloped hind limbs, which link the snake to the 'fflDMIW Fossils of snakes fiith weJl.developed hand limbi _. that they are a sister group to mosasaurs. Aniloded IIIIIDI have a lateros sphenoid bone. Scolecophided snakes have a single mental forarnen. A regressive ancestral condition for squamates is an anap id skull. The way to maximize the cross section of the jaw adductor musculature in a close space is by manipulating the muscle architecture. At 1he end of the lecture, be Mid osteology was not aatisfactqry coough to identify all snake relationships and that preconceived tions on snake relationships show.a not be allowed to prevent the evaluation ~ an unorlhodox hypodieais. When asked what made him decide to study the origin of anakes, Rieppel said. '1t was a problem that had to be investigated." n versity of Wisconsin-Parkside CBOLA SRI application. One deadlin ebruary 1, 2 ;;:llW BUDGET from cover Senator Carly-Anne Surber. The first of the e piece of legislation wa a re elution to _tr?ngly urge the faculty senate to extend act1VIty hour to include 12:00 p.rn.-l :00 p.m. on Tuesdays an<l Thursday in addition to the present l 2:00-1 :00 p.m. periods on Mondays, Wedne day , and Fridays. The second resolution stated, "Parkside Student Government A sociation sees fit to establish the po ition of LGTBQ Director for the upcoming 2007-2008 year, and will forward this document to The Ranger News for relea e." All three of these re olulion were table~ until the regularly cheduled meeting on Fnday. Dec. 8; however, during that meeting those resolutions were tabled once again because of time constraints. The Dec. 8 meeting tarted off with a pre entation by Park ide Police Chief Michael Marzion. The presenation wa an in~onnational es ion about Taser. and their use in law enforcement after the Mount Pleasant Police department donated four Tasers to Park ide Police. He poke about the possibility of officers carrying these weapons; although, he said only two would be in use at any given time becau e of the number of officer on duty. Jl:11• MENTAL HEALTH from cover Treatment Act. The two lawmakers al o held a pre s conference in September with others in recovery to appeal for treating addiction on par with other medical conditions in addition to this bill. There are as many as 80 other member of the hou e with mental health or ub lance u e issue them elves. Over 300 organizations aero the .S. support the pas age of this bill, including the American Academy of Pediatric , American Federation for Suicide Prevention, Brain Injury As ociation of America Inc., Center for Women '. Policy · tudi . , . r I , t u ii on Aging. ational Eating Disorders Association, United Jewish Communitie and the Wi con in Psychological A, sociation. According to Renee Kirby. the Disabilitie Coordinator for W-Park. ide, the university ha. approximate!; '275 to 300 tudent each year with documented disabilities, appro. imately 80 with a diagno ed mental illne . and 78 with a diagnol\ed learning di ability ach ) car: she noted that 90 percent of studenL ha, e more than one diagno ed disabilit . Half of the number of tudents with documented di abilities would benetil from lhi legislation. The benefit is that a student "- ho needed immediate ho pitalization for a mental health i ue could not be turned away by the ho pital for the mability to pa). 3 Manion said that the Ta er would serve a an intermediate . t p between initial contact and deadly fore . He ,Lr ed th l they would be another option for offic r ':hen. are confronted with dangerou 1tuat1on .. The econd half of the m eting wa pent di cu fog p GA'. 07-0 budget propo al . Per the new spending euid Jin budget propo al mu t be pa ~ed~b , lh general membership of an organiz ·tion before being ubmitted to S E-\ . enator Carly-Anne, urber u g I d a cut in the tipend. aero . the board. President Ty on Fette defend d th propo ed stipend . a) in that he i the lowest-paid tud nt government p idcnt among 4-year U -Sy tern sch I and th 1 the percentage of the budget propo I pent on . tipend is 3 percent lower than th . _ percent that they could have requ ted. The motion to cut the tipend fi urei was VQted on and not approved. Th enat then voted on the budget propo. al a. a whole, and it wai appro,ed. otin on th enate nominee "- po tponcd. Th nc t PSGA meeting will be riday. . 15, in 1olinaro D139. an experience he had in lh pa t. irby :aid that e,entually uitable pla ement wa. found for the tudent with the h Ip o the caseworker and lh on c II p • hi tric profe ional at the h pita! in a I al re. id ntial treatm nt center, but \\hal i there had been no room th re. Kirb. believe the bill ill r t 4 The Ranger! ews December 12..·2006 , Parkside Choirs Sing Like Angels BY BRETT HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp.edu The choirs, overall, sang brilliantly. As any choral concert should be, the singing was the The UW-Parkside choral best part. However, what really department held a concert on drew me and other audience - Sunday, Dec. 3, at 3:30 p.m.The members out of the concert were performances were absolutely the numerous lulls. or awkward superb. breaks, in between numbers The UW-Parkside choirs, that were nothing but waiting, under the direction of Dr. James and waiting and waiting for B. Kinchen, Jr., held a special something to happen. benefit concert for two important Tbese pauses in the show local charities: Even Start and forced Dr. Kinchen to make Project New Life. All proceeds a couple improv speeches. went to these two groups. It appeared as if the stage Halfway through the directions and knowing who was performances, Kinchen took supposed to do what at a specific the time to acknowledge some time and place in the concert audience members who were were not solidified beforehand. affiliated with the two charities. For example, after the Kinchen told the audience what last song that was listed in the good each charity does within program, the audience members the Racine and Kenosha areas. applauded and began to leave. The audience was then asked to However, they noticed that the support the charities as much as choir was still standing on the possible, Al that moment, in the stage risers. middle of the concert, Kinchen A few choir members jumped got out his pre-signed personal off of the risers and began to checks and gave them to each of disappear offstage. These few the charities. Kinchen wanted to stragglers were called back onto make sure that everyone iii the the risers by the remaining choir , . , thea!'!' ~e~ t!'~t he !,~c.ti7~S_, ~ • .', ~m~~: /:~}~t a~~."Jw~~'!t ,,. what he p. .reaches. ' ". ( . , by before the majori,y of'the Although he still didn't hit the high notes perfectly, Peralta's charisma made it work out just fine. The style of the song, West Indian Calypso, also helped him out drastically. Peralta's sliding vocal_smatched the song's style beautifully. [was also impressed to see that Peralta had the entire song memorized. He had ari enormous solo, which must have been fairly difficult to memorize. My personal favorite song that University Chorale sang was still "Marry a Woman Uglier than You." This little number is always quite the crowd pleaser. Once again, the audience cracked up at the song's lyrics. The title probably had something to do with it, too. Voices of Parkside sang eight numbers: "Praise Ye the Lord," ."God is a Spirit," "Sing unto the Lord," "If music be the Food of Love," "Hail Mary," "Do not Awaken the Sleeping Little Baby," "Rockin' Jerusalem," and "Three Spanish Carols" ("Pastores a Belen," "Que regalo?," and "Adorer eI Nino"). The soloists in "Rockin' Jerusalem" were Kristina Dahl and Adrian O'Connor. Dahl's operatic, soprano voice soared once more. O'Connor gave a good attempt at his solo but was a'iittle Oat for most of it. "If Music be the Food of better job than when .1last saw , Love" was definitely one of him perform the piece, ." 't e: , , my two favorite songs. that this waiting choir finally decided to exit. This made a couple people sitting in the audience yell, ''Well. is that the end, or isn't it?" That was clearly the question that everyone had at the time, both on and off the stage. University Chorale initially sang seven songs: "Hallelujah!" "All ye who music love," "All Ye that Cried unto the Lord," "A Red, Red Rose," "Marry a Woman Uglier than You," "Lo! How A Rose E'er Blooming," and "Alleluia." "Hallelujah!" started off the concert with a powerful and dynamic entrance. Rita Torcaso, a student conductor, directed the choir during "La! How A Rose E'er Blooming." Robin Haselwander, another student conductor, directed the choir during" All ye who music loves." Peterval Peralta, a tenor in the University Chorale and the soloist in "Marry a Woman Uglier than You," did a much particular choir sang. 1 listened to part of this song while closin»0- my eyes. I got goose bumps all over my arm~. The song was so entrancing that I got sleepier as it continued. Not only was this a gorgeous song to begin with, but also the choir performed it with 8 perfection. " My other favorite song that this choir performed was Gregory Berg's ''Do not Awaken the Sleeping Little Baby." This number was a fun, staccato piece. I In other words, this song's notes and lyrics w~re short, accented, and choppy. It was another beautiful piece. High Five, a female ensemble, final!thad all of its members on stage to perform the Meredith Willson classic from "The Music Man," -rui There Was You." The members included Elizabeth Lynn Hanson, Briana Lipor, Aimee Miller, Sha- Nita Rhea, and Lizann Villatoro. The first time Iheard this song performed by this group, I thought it sounded fairly decent. It is difficult to produce a 'great number when not all of the group's members are present. This time around. with each of the members there, the song was brilliantly sung. It was absolutely gorgeous! After High Five performed, the audience was Invited to sing 3 couple Christmas carols with the choir. The audience and choir were directed by Carly Potter and Terry Spradlin. The caroling sounded like it was a big hit. University Chorale was back on the stage to close out the show with four shorter pieces. They sang "Pat-a-Pan,' "Nia,' "Earol of the Bells," and "My God is an Awesome God." The final song, "My God is an Awesome God." was. a delightful ending to an excellent concert: This song had the choir swaying, sidestepping, and smiling throughout the entire piece. The soloists were Ayesu Lartey, Lizann Villatoro, and Benjamin Hacker. Each of these soloists did a great job and had a nice. strong voice. Bravo to you all! There was supposed to be one more section of the audience joining with the choir in singing more Christmas carols. but this moment never happened. Alejandro Alumbreros accompanied the choirs on piano. .1've never seen Alumbreros perform before, but he was clearly a professional and has been playing the piano for a long time. He was fun to watch, and his hand movements on the keys were intriguing. Although this was a faprastic concert, there weren't many audience members. 1• 4 The Ranger News December 12, 2006 Parkside Choirs Sing Lik~ Angels BY BRETT HOUDEK houde000@uwp.edu The UW-Parkside choral department held a concert on Sunday, Dec. 3, at 3:30 p.m.The performances were absolutely superb. The UW-P arkside choirs, under the direction of Dr. James B . K inchen, Jr., held a special benefi t concert for two i mportant local charities: Even Start and Proj ect New Life. A ll proceeds went to the e twQ group s. Halfway th roug h the performanc e , Kinc he n took the time to acknowledge some audience member who were affiliated with the two charities . Kinchen told the audience what good each charity does within the Racine and Kenosha areas. The audience was then asked to s upport the charities as much as possible. At that moment, in the middle of the concert, Kinchen got out his pre-signed personal checks and gave them to each of the charities. Kinchen wanted to make sure that everyone in the thea ~e kn.e""'._ that he J.>~C!iCCS what he p reac hes . The choirs, overall, sang brilliantly. As any choral concert should be, the singing was the best part. However. what really drew me and other audien c · members out of the concert were the numerou lulls. or awkward breaks, in between numbers that were nothing but waiting, and waiting and waiting for o me th i ng to happen. These pauses in the how fo rced Dr. Kin chen to make a couple improv speec hes. It appeared as if t he stage directions and knowing who wa uppo ed to do wh at at a specific time an d place in th e concert were not olidified befo re h and . F or example, after the last song that was listed in the prog ram, the audience members applauded and began to leave. However, they noticed that the choir was still s tanding on the stage risers. A few choir members jumped off of the risers and began to disappear offstage. These few stragglers were called back onto the risers by the remaining choir members. M least a minute went 0by before the majority of the waiting choir finally decided to exit. This made a couple people sitting in the audience yell, "Well. is that the end, or isn't it?" That wa clearly the question that everyone had at the Lime, both on and off the stage. University Chorale initially sang seven songs: "Hallelujah!" ''Al l ye who music love," "All Ye that Cried unto the Lord," " A Red, Red Rose," " M arry a Woman Ugli er than Yo u ," " Lo! How A Ro e E'er Bl ooming," an d "AJleluia." " Halle lujah !" started off the concert with a pow erful and dynamic e ntrance . Rita Torcaso, a s tudent conductor, d irecte d the choir during "Lo! How A Rose E ' er Blooming." Robin H aselwander, another student conductor, directed the choir during "All ye who music loves." Peterval Peralta, a tenor in the University Chorale and the soloist in "Marry a Woman Uglier than You," did a much better job than when I last saw him perform the p~ ., Although he. till didn't hit the high notes perfectly, Peralta's charisma made it work out just fine. The style of the song, West Indi an Cal ypso, also helped him ou t drastically. Peralta 's sliding vocal_s matched the song's style beautifully. I was also impre sed to see that Peralta had the entire song memorized. He had an enormous olo, which must ha e been fairly difficult to memo1;ze. My personal favorite ong that University Chorale sang was still "Marry a Woman Uglier than You." This little number is always quite the crowd pleaser. Once again, the audience cracked up at the song's lyrics. The title probably had omething to do with it, too. Voices of Parkside sang eight numbers: " Prai e Ye th e Lord," ."God i a Spiri t ," " Sing u n to the Lord," "If mu sic be th e Food of Lo ve," " H ai l Mary," " Do not Awaken the Sleeping Little Baby," " Roc kin ' Jerusalem," and " Three Spanish Carols" ("Pastore s a Belen," "Que regalo?," and " Adorar el Nino"). The soloists in "Roclcin ' Jerusalem" were Kristina Dahl and Adrian O ' Connor. Dahl's operatic, soprano voice s~ared once more. O 'Connor gave a good attempt at his solo but was a little flat for most of it. "If Music be the Food of Love" was definitely one of my two favorite songs that this particular choir sang. I listened to part of this song while closino 0 my eye . I got goose bumps all over my arms. The song was 0 entrancing that I got sleep ier as it continued. Not only was this a gorgeous ong to begin with, but also the choir performed it with perfection. My other favorite song that this choir performed was Gregory Berg' "Do not Awaken the Sleeping Little B aby." Thi s number was a fun, staccato pi ece. In other word , thi o n g' notes and lyric were s hort, accented, and choppy. It was ano th er beautiful piece. High Five, a female en emble, finally had all of its members on stage to perform the Meredith Willson classic from "The Music Man," "Tili There Was You." The membe rs included Elizabeth Lynn Hanson, Briana Lipor, Aimee Miller, ShaNita Rhea, and Lizann Villatoro. The first time I heard this song performed by this group, I thought it sounded fairly decen t. It is difficult to produce a ·great numtier when not all of the group'. members are present. T his time around, with eacli of the members there, the song was brilliantly ung. It was ab olutely gorgeous! After High Five performed, the audience was invited to si ng a couple Christmas carols with the choir. The audience and choir were directed by Carly Potter and Terry Spradlin. The caroling sounded like it was a big hit. University Chorale was back on the tage to close out the show with four shorter pieces . They sang "Pat-a-Pan," "Nia," "Carol of the Bells," and "My God is an Awesome God ." The final song, "My God is an Awesome God." was a delightful ending to an excellent concert. This song had the choir swaying, sidestepping, and ·mi ling throughout the entire piece. The soloi ts were Aye u Lartey, Lizann Villatoro, and Benjamin Hack er. Each of the e o l ois t d id a great j ob an d had a nice, strong vo ice. B ravo to you a ll ! There was suppo ed to be o ne more ec tion of th e audience joining with the choir in singing more Chris tmas carols, but thi s moment never happened. Alejandro Alumbreros accompanied the choirs on piano. I've never seen Alumbreros perform before, but he was clearly a professional and has been playing the piano for a long time. He was fun to watch, and his hand movements on the keys were intriguing. Although this was a fantastic concert, there weren't many audience members. I [)ecernber12.2006 SeAl••-or Art S ow The Ranger News BY ROBERT ROSATI rosatOOO@uwp.edu The Communication Arts Gallery hosted the semester's first Senior Art Show. The three artists who were featured during the Senior Art Show were Jamison Bell, William Hinca and Michael Rash. ' All three of them had a number of works on display, to the point where 55 total items were on display for the public to look at. Bell showcased numerous works that were completed through the process of printmaki n 0O' Hinca displayed many designs that used graphic artistry, and Rash had an abundance of illustrations on display. 'In addition to their art work, all three artists had statements on display for the public to view, which gave an insight into what types of characteristics are present in their works as well as revealing a bit about themselves. Exerts from Hinca's statement were "Like a ~haracter in a font, my function IS to communicate speci fie messages to my audiences. My structural features of bold italic, serif or san serif offer ' a variety of representations information-and experienc~s. "The majority of my graphics consist of strategic focal points consisting of classical forms and elements of characters. but from a new perspective or with a new motivation for sales. Iallocate collective parameters of color d~nsity, placement, and graphics either in motion or static for my works," Portions of Rash's statement were "Every artist should strive to affect or change anyone coming in coiuact with his or her art work. The duty of an artist should couple expression with practical executiou.jind within such a simplistic format, become casual agents of transformation or recognition in the audience. "My work seeks to do so by combining certain idealistic elements of formalism with an added emotional context of imagery and shape." Portions of Bell's statement were "In order for me to be an artist I must be constantly having in my artistic environment this is where I live and find my inspiration. is why I do what I do. This inspiration comes from the everyday items. where I see fonn and artistic design. 'These ideas come from my ~ history in the automotive and industrial fields. I tend- ~g to foeus,.onJ.1:Je ~p£eneraLion,_ .. _,~z of an industry and the graffiti ~ approach in industrial decay. g Bell stated" ~ A Bitter-Sweet Peace iliol111ll1QJIW 16111\fl .Il),l RlI[lI;I 1I\Q 1I:£Iul <:hrlstmal' En-. 1914.' 00._'l\ow4o\I\.1 t;M<""",",,_\,,--I..- .................It>_.r .......... "'-I_~...ol[ .......... L.M'-d UII a irue !\tury. .' ,.1 ... I:' .. ,,1,. , , 5 Guitar Ensemble BY ROBERT ROSATI - . RosatOOO@uwp.edu were w.nuen by Antonio Lauro. The Music department Lindquist and Robin-on sponsors free concerts in i:rfonned Fernando or', the Union Cinema Theater ue~ m Tho Mmemcms once every Wednesday at noo Robinson \, '010 performance Wednesday Dec 6 G . n. had concluded. The Guuar . '. unar En bl Ensemble performed at th ~111 e reappeared on Union Cinema Theater T~" \tag.e a... an entire group and concen was directed b~Gee ~rtc.mned" uite 111 C 1aJor" Lindquist. orge 1 ~ Leonhard \ on COAl!. op. Th h _6 to end the how It "a a d e s ow opened wiIth SI.X spectacular concert ance numbers from the 17th and I th centuries. including "Menuette" by Teleman and "Bourree" by Bach. which were performed by the entire group. After that, Vivaldi's "Andante" from the "Concerto G" was performed. In solo performances. Keith Abrams played "Caprice" by Carcassi and "Waltz" by Carulli. Travis Robinson then took center stage while performing "Vals Venezolano No. 2" and "Virgilio:' both of which Black Student Union Has a Fashionable Night " .. .' JOYEIJX NOEL ('nm"," (;1I11I~TI'I \S) .Y RAMON A. JAIMEZ JaimeOOl@uwp.edu It's hard to carry on the business 9f war when Debas shared a drink with the enemy. Such is the eSSQDof Christian Carion's "Joyeux Noel," shown DIbe Uoion Cinema last Wednesday as part of e Student Foreign Film Series despite technical 55ues Ibat delayed the start of the film. Carion's film examines the events of the first '~lrrujs.~d,tI!e,fjt:s~~ f!~"of,WqrldWar I" in which German. French. and Scottish soldiers enjoyed each other's drink, music, and company to come together on a frozen battlefield to forget the war for a few hours. Together opposing sides of war came to a peace that their commanders could nOl understand or accept, disbandjng or relocating those units which had fraternized with the opposition, for as the film's tagline says. "Without all enemy. lhere can be no war:' The unique horror of World War I, in which there is constant shelling and mOre than a few mjssions with very high casualty rates, is hard to comprehend ill the modern world where in we can see whole wars fought on television and won during commercial breaks. With an absolutely perfect location. the snow, the trenches. and the bombings are brought back to horrid reality. Fear and disparity play on the faces of the soldiers, perfectly portrayed throughout the film. The sense of loss and a desire for home are made palpable by the end where, for getting so close to the enemy, soldiers are denied the chance to see their families before headi.n.g to a new front. If "Joyeux Noel" suffers from anything it is a slow, plodding, pace. To get the audience in touch with the soldiers, there is a great effort made to focus on little things and minor moments that anyone could relate roo And. while this is effective, it forces the film to crawl at times. None the less, "Joyeux Noel" proves to be an enjoyable and enlightening step into the First World War and the hopes and hardships suffered therein. t 1: CAMILLA SI~10S simon026@uwp.edu Excitement. cncrg} and Sl) Ie were ju ... t ...ome of the words that could dc..c.ribc Black Student Union· ...f'a\hlon Sho" Frid3) night lllarlcd th~ ~nd annual show. The free e\ ent \\'h held I~ Main Place and featured l:\\ Park,ide ,tudeDh modellOg clothing frPm local ,Ulre . .,ul.:h as Attitude. Buc~le, CharI oliO Ruse. Boston tore, After Hours. Debb. and Morage The opening catcg.o£). entitled "Up and Coming" had clothing from UW-Parkslde student Edward Griffin. Grifhn. the CEO and founder of the online hip hop magazine www. hiphopuciLcom, designed shirts for the Web site. Other categories were titled Urban. Business; and Formal. Each had about 15 models per category. Masters of ceremonies Duane Johnson and Latoya Henry kept the audience amused with dancing. singing, and laughter. WIPZ DJ.'d the music at this event The event was opened with special guests Deuce Deuce, a hip-hop group from Milwaukee ..,) way ofCtn \., udrc- C members were n ouraged t tand up and da.m: 10 the: beat Dunng tnt mu Ion. (he C'h t Dan ...c learn llcrtuncd the .ludlcn C' \\uh roulll1 Ih r ux:ludcd hlp--h0!l retlll \ rOil I lal gu t en: 1I1\'II~dh y,.av of \ Ir invitation The I ull nd 'taff \\e aled I lal lahl nc r the fron. of Ih lage and \\ ~ ~I\en lal tn:atlJl('nl "lIh ~ ndJ ht t hi and catcn.-d sand\\1ct JaJ...131(lhn n pro~ammtng chair of th e\ cnl. -.ald .... h ultcnUnn hlf thi ) eat' 00\\ I 10hOI' I n' mcamng and more Iud nl cxpo\ure ., The c\t.nt \\3 \Cf) crowded and had man) gu from ,urroundmg 11001 . uch as UW-Mlh .. ukee. W. Whitewater. Marquette, and Carthage College. Dam'ha WillIam> •• member of the audience, was very Impressed WIth the show "I like how they featured different c10dung Slyl ..... said. "Everydung was up 10 date and very organm:d. Ihope they have anod>er one." oece,mber 12, 2006 e ro at000@uwp.edu The Communication Arts Gallery hosted the semester's first Senior Art Show. The three artists who were featured during the Senior Art Show were Jamison Bell, William Hinca. and Michael Rash. All three of them had a number of works on display, to the point where 55 total items were on di play for the public to look at. Bell howcased numerous works that were completed through the proces of printmakmg. Hinca displayed many design that used graphic artistry, and Rash had an abunaance of illustrations on di play. In addition to their art work, aJJ three artists had statements on display for the public to view, which gave an insight into v,.hat types of characteristics are prt:sent in their works as well a revealing a bit about themselves. Exerts from Hinca ·s statement were "Like a character in a font, my function i. to communicate specific mes ages to my audiences. My structural feature. of bold, italic. serif or san serif ofter a variety of representation . information and experiences. ''The majority of my graphic. consist of strategic focal points consisting of clas. ical ~ rms and elements of characters, but from a new perspective or with a new motivation for sales. I allocate collective parameter of color. density, placement and graphic either in motion or static for my works." Portions of Ra!sh 's stat ment w re ".l~,ery artist should strive to affect r change anyone coming in co11tact with his or her art work. The duty of an artist should couple expression with practical xecution, ,l_nd within such a simpli:tic fom1a1. become casual agents of tmnsformation or recognition in the audience. "My work seeks to do so by The Ranger News combining certain 1dcali ti element s of formalism with an added emotional conte t of imagery and shape." Portions of Bell' ·tatement were · In order for me to be an arti t l must be constantly having in m} arti. tic environment thi. i v.here l liH! and find my inspiration. i h) J do \\ hat I do. Thi 1n p1ration come from the e, Cl) day item where I ee form and arti ti .------,.. _ A Bitter-Sweet Peace ( hrl IR ~ hi', 11114. • ........... ,.. .......... , ......... , .... I ....... ~ .......... ~ ........ ,._,t[ ... P'tttrJ. ( r, I _.) ( --•-- ) JO ~!JI .. ~,~ El in which Gennan. French. and coui h soldiers enjoyed each other· drink. music. and company to come logcth r on a fro.ten battlefield to forget the 'I\ for a few hour .. Together oppo ing sides of war came to a peace that their commanders 1.:ould not under tand or accept. disbanding or relocating tho e units which had fratemi7ed with th opposition. for as the tilm' taglinc a) ... "Without an enemy. there can be no Y.ar. The unique horror or World War I. in which there is con tanr shelling and more than a few missions with ,cry high casualty rates, is hard to comprehend in the modem world where in we can ee whole war fought on tele, i. ion and won during commercial breaks. With an absolutely pertect location. the sno\\, tl1e trenches. and the bombings are brought back to horrid reality. Fear and disparity play on the faces of the . oldiers. perfectly po rtrayed th roug hout th e film . The en. e of loss and a de ire for home are rn_ade paJpable by the end where. for ge tll?g o close to the enemy, soldiers are demed the chance to ee their fami lie before heading to a new front. . If "Joyeux oel'' uffers from anything L-------~~~:_..:::..:::::::~:_ ______ __. it is a low, plodding, pace. T~ get th e . audience in touch with the soldiers, there Y RAMON A. JAIMEZ jaimeOOI@uwp.edu It's hard to carry on the business 9f war when ne has shared a drink with the enemy. Such is the CSSon of Christian Carion's "Joyeux Noel," shown 0 the Union Cinema last Wedne day as part ~f e Student Foreign Film Series de pite techrucaJ ssues that delayed the start of the film. Canon's film eitamines the events of tbe firS t · stmas, and the .first <;ease ~.re, of Worl<l W~ I, · is a great effort made to focu on little things an! . ts that anyone could relate to. An ' mmor momen fi wl at hil this is effective, it forces the lm to era : e None the Jess, "Joyeux Noel" proves to be :::joyable and enlightening step i~to the;trs~ World War and the hopes and hardships su ere therein. Guitar Ensemble BY ROBERT ROS Tl Ro,atOOO@uwp.edu The 1u\tc department sponsor free concen m the nion Cinema Theater eve!) Wedne. da) at n n. Wedne da}. Dec. 6. Guitar En emblc perfonncd at the nion Cinema Thl: tcr. Th concert 'I\ a, direct d by G org Lindqui t. The h \\ opened with i dance numhcr from th 17th and I th centurie , including .. lenueue" b) Telcman and "Bourree" by Ba ·h. , hi h \\ ere perfonned b) the entire group, After that. Vivaldi" "Andante•· from the ··concerto G" 'I\ a perfonned. In olo perfonnanl Keith bmm. played ··caprice" b) Carca i and "Waltz" by arulli. Tra,i R bin n tage whil performing "Val \'enezolano Black Student nion Has a Fa hionable 'fht:openm entitled " p nd omin clothing from \ •-~ r id student~Edward riffin Gri Im the CEO and found r o 1 online hip hop magazin w · hiph pucit.com. design d hirt fo r the We b ite. 0th r ateg rie \\ tjtled Urban, Bu in ; and Formal. Each had bout 15 model per category. Ma ter., o ceremonies Duane John n and Latoya Henry kep~ lhe ~ud~e n amu ed with dancmg. 10 mg. and laughter. WIPZ DJ. 'd lhe musi c at thi event. . The event was opened \\1th special gu lS Deuce Deuce. a hip-hop group from Milwaukee ht 5 6 The Ranger News December 12,2006 Men Lose Two Leads on Road BY JOSH TALYOR taylo039@uwp.edu The UW-Parkside Men's Basketball team took a trip to Illinois for two Great Lakes Valley Conference games last week. The Rangers returned with two hard fought losses and a conference record of 1-3 (6-4 overall). The team suffered a loss of 66-62 to the Cougars of SIU Edwardsville on Thursday night, Dec. and another defeat of 82-72 to the Hawks of Quincy University on Saturday afternoon, Dec. The Rangers led until late in both games. Good all-around effort by both teams had Thursday's game against SIU-Edwardsville tied at the end of the first half .. As a team, the Rangers made five three-pointers • and shot 45.2 percent from the field in the first half. Brad Ferstenou and Cory Brezovar both knocked down two jumpers each from long range. The Cougar's matched the hot shooting of the Rangers with a first half percentage of 51.7 from the field. There were six ties and five. lead changes in the first half, with Lavontay Fenderson taking-flight with a powerful slam to tie the game at 34 to end the first half. UW-Parkside's nice shooting continued in the second half. as the Rangers added four more threepointers and shot 42.9 percent from the field. The game' continued to be tight, however, as the lead continued to flip-flop between UWParks ide and Sill-Edwardsville. While attempting 13 more shots from the charity stripe than the Rangers' single second half free throw attempt, the Cougars captured a four-point lead over the Panthers with 3 :08 remaining in the game. Fenderson then hit a threepoint shot to reduce the Cougar's lead to one, making the score 63- 62. A pair of turnovers and missed shots by UW-Parkside allowed SIU-Edwardsville to pull away with the 66-62 victory over the Rangers. Ferstenou led all Rangers with 14 points, while Fenderson and Brezovar both contributed with 13 points in Thursday's difficult contest. UW-Parkside arrived at Quincy University on Saturday, Dec. 9, desiring a win to redeem Thursday's loss. The team found itself in another tense first half of basketball. The Rangers jumped out to an early seven-point lead, making five of their first six shots from the field. . The Rangers shot 43.3 percent from the field for the entire half. Quincy quickly diminished UW-Parkside's lead with their own great shooting, making five of eight froin threepoint range for 62.5 percent. Quincy's Andre Muse finished the first half with a three-pointer to capture the lead for·Quincy; however, La Ventay Fenderson and Kyle Clark's first half points of 12 and II, respectively, kept the Rangers close behind the Hawks at halftime. Quincy University entered the second half by quickly securing an eight-point lead. Good defense then fueled the Rangers, as they went on a 9-0 run to recapture the lead 46-45. Midway through the second half, Parkside began to pull away with a seven-point lead, but poor shooting from the field allowed Quincy to get back into the game. Down "the stretch, the Ranger's 25 percent shooting from long range, along with the 26- point effort from Quincy's Muse, accompanied by his teammate Joel Box and his 25 points and rebounds, caused UW-Parkside to fall to Quincy University in a final of 82-72. Fenderson led all the Rangers with 19 points. Kyle Clark added 15 points, and TyroneDeacon scored 12 in Saturday's contest. The Rangers will now look to regain some momentum against their next four opponents, all of which are non-conference matches. They meet up with the Saginaw Valley State Cardinals of the Great Lakes Intercollegiate _ Athletic Conference on Wednesday, Dec. 13, for their third road game within a week. Their next GLVC competition doesn't come until the Northern Kentucky Norse visit UW-Parkside on Jan. 4 of next year. How Stressed Are You? AMANDA mandi.noe@gmail.com As students near the end of semester. their stress levels begin to rise. This is due 10 pressure from final exams. papenl. pending graduations, going home for the holidays. and much more. One easy way to tell if someone is stressed out is to take a stress lest, which can be accessed through www. stressbusting.co.uklquiziquiz. Here, one can be rated by their answers to 30 questions, and then the Web site will say if it is time to seek professional help. If someone is stressed out, there are lots of things that they can do for relief. For example. take a few hours a week out of study time and replace it with personal time. This has been proven to help reduce the effects of stress. Some other helpful techniques include keeping a journal and talking to people to help reduce stress. Exercising regularly is another good way to relieve pressure. Most people don't realize that stress raises hydrocortisone levels, which increases fat content. This makes irmore important for people to stay stress-free for their health. 1£ a person is too stressed out, then the ability to eatdt influenza or a cold is higher. as well. Being too sick 10 take finals will make for a shoner • holiday break, because those finals will have to be made up. Avoiding the use of alcohol or cigarettes to cope with stress is also beneficial to good health, Another simple stress reliever is taking five minutes during studying to stretch those weary anns lind legs. Keeping the blood flow going constamly relaxes the body and keep person awake. Certain aromas also can help with reducing stress. such as jasmine. chamomile, and lavender. which scents higbly recommended for producing calming effects. Organize the work area wben studying for a certain subject, and put all other hooks and corresponding materials away while working. Knowing that everything else put away will put the other subjects out of ntind. It is also important to think positively about one's self in relation to what is going on in life. A positive outlook on doing well with individual goals will help reduce stress levels. Those interested in more information on stress relieving tips can check out www.rd.com and www.stressbusting.co.uk:. • 262-552-8241. 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LS 12, E 0 -: g ..ac a: 0 .·;. o, • "II .-.;..; .a. .. :I 0 >- "II s: .•.. ----~.....--- 8 The Ranger News December 12, 2006 Another Subplot by Matthew Gonya and Henry D. Gaskins Not Enough Hours in the Day by T.e. DeWitt ,---------;--- '100 GUYS ATE Al..1.. me ccccesa ""\'" Ir'S "OOITA CATCHTHEM All".CATCH,NOTEAT. ~ YOU KNOW - "OOTTA eAT THEM ALL' \ by Nathan Johnson Ilcrhert IJo<)\'l:1'~Ih:.l~r.dtion 0.,. ~l"",h s. 1929. Herbert Il{lO\-et. In.'\ugut"oItkm 0." Mllfcl> ;, 1933.. Moot Point by rr Hysell Dog Life by Mary Kate Bernier Classifieds Ads Now Hiring We will work around your hours. Selling jobs and ski. board, and bike service. Ski and Sports Chalet (262) 658-8515 I0 a~m. to 6 p.m. Christian family looking for consistent child care provider in our home for two children. 5 and 2, every Saturday and Sunday. Must have own transportation. $6.50Ihour. 262-909- 3074. Famous Dave's is hiring! We're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy, 50. Looking for outgoing personalities for our host counter position. SLOP by for an application and return. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 2 I? Do you have two free hours a week? Contact Abbie Huck at 656- 8420 ext. 175. Aurora Medical Center volunteers invite you to join Our hospital volunteer group. We greer patients and visitors, transport patients to their cars and much more. Call for more information - Peggy Crane 948- 5605. Located all0400 75"' Street, Kenosha. San Juan Diego Middle School, Racine WI, Volunteers needed. One day/evening/week. After school activities program, M- T-W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Memorlng Program M-T-W-T7 - 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator rayp@sjdms.org. Safe Haven of Racine, Inc. Relief Staff openings. Part time, weekends, holidays - 24 hr. residential shelter and transitional living programs. Applications online at: www. safehavenofracine.org $7.50/$8.50 per hour. Flexible schedule. - Museums need you! Consider volunteering at the Kenosha Public Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery Museum! Have fun and meet people from around the world. Great experience. Call (262) 653-4139. Meet the World at Parkside Join us for the weekly meetings of Parkside. International Club (PIC) every Wednesday at 12:00 in Molinaro 109. For more information, contact President: komaldhindsa@gmai1.com or vice president: iakhalid@yahoo.com. FREE PIZZA! Flexible hours. Make some money while working part time at Nick-n-Willy's Pizza. Stop by for an application, II a.m. to 8 p.m. 1-94 & Hwy. 50. 857-8039. SERVERS-Part time eves. Apply in person, THE YELLOW ROSE, 340 Main St., Racine Cooks- Part time eves. Apply in person, SEBASTIAN'S, 6025 Douglas Ave.) Racine. Doc 'FE Services Cal! STS for the best deals to this year's top 10 Spring Break destinations! Earn the highest rep commissions! Ask about our group discounts! Voted best party schedules. 1-800-648-4849. www.ststraveLcom. Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center (262) 637-8323 Care Net Pregnancy Center: Pregnancy tests, parenting classes, material assistance. All 'Services free and confidential. Call 262-658-2222 (Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion, ll.) Opening soon in Racine. Also looking for volunteers and interns. For Rent Parkview Manor Apartments now accepting applications. Studio - $385 1 Bedroom - $485 2 Bedroom - $585 Air, heat. appliances, underground parking, balcony, on-site storage and laundry, park-like setting, quiet and secure, professional staff. on the busline. 2200 Washington Ave: Racine. Please call for a tour today! (262) 898-3953 Studio apartment, 6505 22"' Ave. Rear, Kenosha. Utilities and appliances included. $400 per month plus security deposit. Contact Betty at (414) 828- 5024. Female needs a place to share housing. January to May. Cal! 496,5526. Responsible roommate wanted to share large house. Northeast Kenosha, $400 per month deposit needed. Call Mary (262) 818-6818. Responsible roommate wanted. lncludes own bed room, bathroom, in unit laundry and on site parking. On Wood Rd. near themall. Rent 400$. For more info please call 262-960- 4244 For Sale Student Kaitlyn Ulmer's first poetry collection: Inklings. Available online at www.publishamerica.com.Price: $19.95. Poetry Booklet by Soraya, Price $10. pouriOOO@uwp.edu. 2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS V6 3.8 Liter All new tires and breaks, 25- 28 mpg, great runner. Sharp looking - Must See! 103,000 miles $7,000 contact Kim @ 262-498-6072 or srhwa023@yahoo.com. Announcements Would you be interested in joining a Heathen/PaganlEtc/Questioning group? Email me at Foat 0000 I @uwp.edu. I am Looking to see if there is enough support to get this started. Do yon have a talent you want to sho« off? Then come to Talent Night Tuesdays sponsored by Parkside Activities Board. Next TNT is on November 21st. 8 p.m. in the Union. 8 The Ranger News December 12, 2006 Classifieds Ads ~charthamcoJIUC.b~llhost COJI!. So did Cbarlemape just i...ve us all in his room... alone? Another Subplot by Matthew Gonya and Henry D. Ga kin Not Enough Hours in the Day b, TC. o~witt YOU GUYS ATE i<U. lliEGOOKifS~ llcrhrtt IJomc:r, 111.uigur.1.llon Dll\, llltdi ' 1929. l T' ~ "501TA CA TCH ™fM i<U.", CATCH, NOT €AT, WB.I. NOW I ICNOW WHAT I ' VE BEEN DOING WRONG Dog Life by Mary Kate Bernier Now Hiring We will work around your hours. Selling job!> and sk1. board, and bike ervice. Sl-i and Sport Chalet (262) 658- 515 10 a.m . to 6 p.m. Christian family looking for c nsistent child care provider in our home for two children, 5 and 2, every Saturday and unday. Mu t have own transportation. $6.50/hour. 262-909- 3074. Famous Dave' is hiring! We're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy. 50. Looking for outgoing personalities for our ho. t counter p sition. Stop by for an application and return. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 21? Do you have two free hour a week? oniact Abbie Hue!- at 656- 8420 e . l. ]75. Aurora Medical Center volunteer im ite you to join our hospital volunteer group . We greet patients and visitors, transp rt patients to their car and much more . Call for more information - Peggy Crane 948- 5605. Located at 10400 75~• treet. Keno ·ha. San Juan Diego Middle chool, Racine WI, Volunteer needed. One day/evening/week. After chool activities progmm, M-T-W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Mentoring Program M-T-W-T7 - 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator rayp @sjdms. org. Sa fe Have n of Ra ine, Inc. Relief Staff openings. Part time, weekend , holidays - 24 hr. residential :,helter and tran!>itional living program .. pplicati ons online a t: w ww. safe ha veno rrac ine .org ' 7 .50/$8. 50 per hour. Flexible schedule. Museums need you! Consider volun'teering at the Kenosha Public Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery Museum! Have fun and meet people from around the world. Great experience. Call (262) 653-4139. Meet the World at Parkside Join us for the weekly meeting of Parkside International Club (PJC) every Wednesday at 12:00 in Molinaro 109. For more information, contact President: koma1dhindsa@gmail.com or vice president: iak.halid@yahoo.com. FREE PIZZA! Flexible hours. Make some money while working part time at ick-n-Willy's Pizza. Stop by for an application, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. l-94 & Hwy. SO. 857-8039. SERVERS-Part time eves. Apply in per on, THE YELLOW ROSE, 340 Main St. Racine Cooks- Part time eves. Apply in person, SEBASTIAN'S, 6025 Douglas Ave .. Racine. Services Call STS for the best deal to thi year' top IO Spring Break destination ! Earn the highest rep commissions! Ask about our group discounts! Voted best party schedules. 1-800-648-4849. www.st travel.com. Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center (262) 637-8323 Care Net Pregnancy Center: Pregnancy test. , parenting clas es, material assi tance. All service · free and confidential. Call 262-658-2222 ~ (Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion, IL) Opening oon in Racine. At o looking for volunteer· and inlerns. For Rent Parkview Manor Apartments now accepting application ·. tudio - $385 1 Bedroom - 485 2 Bedroom - $585 Air, heat appliances , underground p;. in g, ha lcony, on-site ·torage and 1a·undr). park-like setting, quiet and secure, professional staff. on the busline. 2200 Washington Ave. Racine. Please call for a Lour today! (262) 898-3953 Studio apartment. 6505 22nd Ave. Rear, Kenosha. Utilitie. and appliances included. $400 per month plus ecurity deposU. Contact Betty at (414) 828 - 5024. Female needs a place to share hou ing. January to May. Call 496-5526. Responsible roommate wanted to :hare lar e house. 'orthcaM Ken ~ha. 400 per month de posit needed. Call Mary (262) 818-6818. Responsible roommate wanteu. Includes own bed room, bathroom. in unit laundry and on site parking. On Wood Rd . near the. mall. Rent 400 . 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Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 37, issue 15, December 12, 2006 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 2006-12-12 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System art exhibits black student union budget choir equitable treatment act fashion show mental health parkside student government association (PSGA) senior art show snakes