1 10 18 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/09cbfda0e67bc54cc7ab23a14d6d9860.pdf ef05aff9fd71fe1e17b3f41e10a5655b Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Finer points of Parkside presented to UW Board of Regents Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. Oct. 13. 1988 ~~~ tUJ~~~~~~~uW (Q)[F w~~~(Q)~~~[N]o[plffi\[g1~~~[Q)~ Finer points of Parkside presented . PSGA elections to to UW Board of Regents , be held next week By Scott Singer On Friday, October 7,. the JlO&i:d of Regents of the Unf- nrslIY of Wisconsin System mel at Parkside. Two com- IIIlUees,the Education corn- IIIlUeeand the Business and FlDaIlceCommittee, first met jolntlyand then dispersed Into separate groups. In the education group, many, topics. were discussed, Including Parkside'sspecific programs. Whilemuch of the discus- centered on five-year re- from other universities Various programs, Dr. Bchucard and Dr. Wal- Feldt presented many of liner points of Parkslde. card pointed out that l'Irkslde has given many "eonlrlbutlonsto the region al.onsln" that It serves. _of the many ways that PuQlde helps this area, Shu- .. _ted out, is the rela- IIIilIIit, between our unlver- _. lIIId area schools. He ... -examples of giving in- ...... tralning to area btolo- o lfachers and helping with lb& J(athematlcal Olympiads Illllaeineand Kenosha. III additionto area projects, 'beard cited many exam. ... of staff achievements. J'rom the Soclology.Anthro. PIIogy department's 27 books photo. yon e oe A cocktail hour and dinner'were scheduled to allow administra- tors, facully, staff, and campus leaders to meet the Board of Re- gents. to the 50 articles the Science Division published in 1987, Shucard said Parkslde Is "doing what we believe the faculty should be doing." AI· though much publishing Is going on, Shucard was quick to note that "the quality of teaching has never dtmtn- ished because of research." Also a proposal to Imple- ment a Master of Science de- gree in Applied Molecular Biology at Parkslde was . presented. The degree, with a strong emphasis on biotech. -nology, is designed for stu. dents with a background in biology and/or chemistry. using the existing factuties, a two-year course for students already having a B.S. In chemistry or biology and a five-year combined B.S./M.S. degree wtu be offered. The first graduating class for the program slated for 1991, with seven students expected an- See Regents, page 4 Perrault KO'd by Senate· by Kelly McKissick News Editor $eQ.torDan Perrault' was ~d to lake a "mandatory 7"VIl Of absence" for one • effective .tmmedtately, resUltof a 6-0-1 vote by te at the Parkside .<'h Government Assocta- <rBGA) meeting Friday, auIt, Who was under in. ~ on by the Senate for roPriation of funds dereUCtionof duty, had !lies eensured by the Senate It' r1: g . SOfor the purpose 1;";"-- investigation. Jay ii;j""d0WSkl, PSGA presl. 1l'en' said that the Senate tit<, ~to caucus to review all 1he onnatlon gathered by ~estlgatlng committee. lbat t Was not present at to ".!lOlntof the meeting due ~ue constratnts. hIt ~ Was an open caucus, Plese Was allowed to be \'ere ~ but only Senators Wed to speak. They Dan Perrault h i t actions discussed w a Th . needed to be j tltakn en .take~ hl sofacO c 0 ce impeachment ranged from j ou're down to a simple say Y. t - , The Senate felt tha ~::;:~chment was t~ h~~~i and that a slap on e._ was not enough," Lewandow- ski said. He explained that prior to the caucus, quorum was lost, but the meeting was never adjorned. Quorum was t~en regained and the meeting proceeded. The vote will be- come official with the approv- al of last week's minutes at this week's meeting. Perrault would not be able to run for Senate until Fall 1989. . «pm glad the Senate came to a de9lson. I'm glad som~. thing has been done. I don t think that the decision was hasty. He (Dan) was given every opportunity to respond to the Senate, and when asked if he felt remorseful about what he did, he said 'No'." Lewandowski ex· plalned. He said that since Perrault was not present at the PSGA meeting at the time of the de· clslon, Perrault wtu be sent a letter informing him of the Senate's decision. The Parkslde Student As- soclatlon (PSGA) will hold Its Fall elections on Wednesday. Oct. 19 and Thursday, Oct. 20, 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. voting booths will be set up in the Molinaro concourse. Students must bring an ill In order to vote. There will be nine Senate seats, one Parkslde Union Ad- visory Board (PUAB) at- large seat and one Student University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC) at-large seat up for election. Students running for the Senate seats are: Norman Delaney, Terl DeRosier, Debl Fritschow. Mark "Sunny" Hall, WlIllam Horner, Kelly Vol. XVI_I.No. e McKissick, Karen Pltsoul- akls, Mark Thompson arld Jenny mtsch. Carol Curl Is running for the PUAB seat and Debl Frlt· schow Is running for the SUFAC seat. A referendum will also be run on United Council, asking students whether or not they want PSGA to remain members of United Council. The ballot count will take place on Thursday. Oct. 20 at 8:15 p.m. Approval of the elections results "Will take place at the Nov. 4 PSGA meeting and the new SenateJ will take office on that date. The Parkslde Union Adviso- ry Board's (PUAB) opinion poll last week on the alcohol policy for dances resulted with 138 opposed to a sepa- rate area, 97 in favor of' a separate area and four stu- dents with no opinion on the situation. "I'm disappointed by the low turnout (239 voters), but In any event, these results are inconclusive," Ross Pet- tit, Parkslde Student Govern- ment Association (PSGA) Vice President, said. Pettit holds the PSGA seat on PUAB. "I suppose it's back to the drawing board for the com- mlttee," he satd. The opinion poll was run as a result of the .IIt would have taken a landslide In one direction for the opinion poll to slgnlfl. cantly alter the committee's decisions at this point," Pettit commented. The current al- cohol polley for dances, which slates that there wtu be no separate area but guests under the legal drinking age will not be allowed to attend, will remain in effect unless a decision Is made to change that polley. Inside••• page 2 PAB responds to cage Issue page 4 Responsible drinking stressed page 7 The Homecoming lowdown page 8 Boys Next Door page 9 Classified page 12 Cat and mouse games , ( ,. .. I 2 Thursday, OCl. 13, 1988 Ranger. )your views United Council defended ,. ~----------- A QtJAYLE? IT LOOJ{5 MORE LIKE . AN ALBATROSS TO ME! To the Editor: lars for each Parkside stu- dent? Who was it that lobbied and won the largest Wiscon- sin financial aId increase in five years, Including an addi· tlonal 1.45 millIon doilars thIs year? Who made ' sure that there was a mandate In the state budget that required child care costs be taken into account for student parents' financial aid award? And who lobbIed the Board of Regents to make sure that ALL aca- demic misconduct allegations are appealable? It was not "luck". IT WAS UNITED COUNCIL!! United Council is more than just a one weekend a month deal. Mthough they were busy with reorganization last year, United Council was able to achieve many of Its goals that benefit Parkside students immensely. Now If you would Ilke to delve back into the present, you would see that United Council is not only reorgan- Ized but more united than It has been in the past several years. Every four year campus in the Wisconsin sys- tern are FULL MEMBERS OF UNITED COUNCIL. This unprecedented unity should mean even more victories for Parkside students In the fu- ture. Vote YES on October 19 and 20. I would lIke to make a few comments concerning the re- sponse this newspaper made immediately after ChrIsto- pher Balerl's Letter to the Editor In the October 6 edt- tion. First, this newspaper (or any newspaper) has no bust. ness making an editorial reo sponse immediately after a Letter to the Editor as the one this newspaper made last week. If the editorial staff wtshed to make those reo marks then they should have made them In their origlnal. editorial concerning United Council on September 29. You had your opportunity to voice your opinion. Now, unless there is a serious error, stu. dents should be able to freely respond to the editortsl con. tent of this paper without a further editorial immediately after a Letter to the Editor. Second, in your response to Christopher Balerl's you made part of your argument by using the "let me delve Into the past" method, Maybe you should "delve into the~ past" once more and see what else Uitlted Council did. While you are accurate that United Council spent a great deal of time debating reor- ganlzation, who was It that lobbied a proposed tuition in- crease of 14.3o/d 1 down to 9.9% -a savlngs of sixty-nlne dol. Nobod¥ asked me., but PAS' members not neo-Nazis In the September 29th issue · of the Ranger. an editorial · written by Jay A. Lewandow- ski, President of PSGA, was published. In It, he expressed · his views on the current guest polley at university dances. What he provided was a one. sided view of the issue, and a pretty unclear picture of what the real problem is. First of all, I'd Ilke to con- gratulata Jay on his timing. As most of you know, hope- fully. the Parkside Union Ad- visory Board (PUAB) con. . ducied an opinion poll last Monday through Wednesday .asking the students oi Park. side to express their views on the current guest policy. As a member of PUAB, Jay knew that the poll was to be as un- biased as possible. But by getting his edItorial In the Ranger published two school days before the poll was to be run, he might have swayed some people to vote to keep the beer garden> down, be- cause they weren't informed of all the issues at hand. Whether his timing- was In- tentfonat or not, and Jay is free to express his opinion anytime he 'wants, I feel it was, ,bad judgement on his part ior not expressing all viewpoints, and bad judge- ment on the part of the Ranger for printing oniy one side of this hotly debated issue. The real issue isn't whether or not alcoholic' beverages will be served at University dances, but whether or not guests will be allowed in that are under the legal drinking age. In the first semester oi last year, the 'beer garden' (or 'cage") was set up at dances sponsored -by the Parkside Activities Board to comply with the university policy at that time. Since the avallabtl, Ity of alcoholIc beverages to minors was very limited, the Parkslde Activities Board was told It would be alright to allow guests Into the dances who were under the legal dringking age (18, 19, and 20 years old), as long as they were accompanied by a.Park- side student, The number of guests per student was two. During that time attendance at the dances increased. Well, If attendance In. creased over that time, how can Jay state that, "If we are going to choose to revert back to an unacceptable plan. namely the 'cage', ..." or "I'd llke to say that we shouldnot be considering any sltualion that negatively affects our students. The 'cage' has del· rimental effects on all partlct. pants attehding the dance. "1 Are you trying to teU us thaI people loved the negstive,t· iects of the 'cage' and liked to be adversly affected? I t1lInk the attendance increase was due to smart programming and publicity of the events as well as having a guest policy that was acceptable to the students. Last semester, when PAa learned that the beer garden could be eliminated, we were pleased because dt would open the entire facility to every' one. It was only after the beer garden was down thai we learned that our guest policy would have to change. And here Is where the debate starts. Most of the students whoat- See Nobody. page 5 Fred Monard! WLBRreorganization delayed progress To the Editor: OHHHHHH BY GO- SHHHHH, Its another letter about the radio station HELP HELP HELP. I can't read anymore. Well, I get sick of telling this story to people and that ts Why I am writing It down. I would lIke to clear up some of the misinforma- tion of the PSGA President's letter last week and inform you of the PSGA actions In the past few weeks. Alex Petlit may have had the Idea of a campus radio ' station, along with 1,000 other campus students. Talk and campaign promises are cheap, but good work ts hard to flnd. Two senators did at. tempt to form a radio station Jast year. They failed along with other atiempts for the past 10 years. Those senators' did not pass on any informa- tion to me, nor did Alex have any research on the radio sta- tion. ~. The PSGA President stated last week that other commit- tee chairs wrote reports over the summer. I also sit on stu- dent services committee ~ and SUF AC, both standlng senate committees. Those commit- tees did not have a chair for the last 4 months. They have not had a meeting In the last 4 months and ha ve not SUb4 mltted any reports for the last 4 months yet, nobody at the PSGA cares about that. See Lefter, page 3 BUSINESS STAFF CraigSimpkins CirculationManager John-Maner DistributionManager Curt Shircel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF DavidBoyd,Sheila Bugalecki,Ruben Carbajal,Dan C~iapetta,TimCook,DavidDebish,TrlctaEbner, MichelleGaal, lyndsay Knoell,George Koenig,Mark Hall,AbuHassein, DavidHeller,JillJanovicz, Sharon Krause,HeatherMalzahn,KarenMcKissickGeraldine ~urawski, Carli.~Newman,George Olson,'Mike PICazO, Scott Smger,Rob Twardy,DanielVallin MichelleVanKoningsveld • L...-----------.;;;~----~~- ::...l.. Rangeriswrittena~dedjt~dbystudentsofUW·Parkside,whoaresolelyresponsibleforitseditorial poI~ cy andcontent-aIS·publlshedeveryThursdayduringthe academicyearexceptoverbreaksand !lOt days. . Lettersto theeaitor will. be acceptedoniyiffheyaretyped.doubie-spaceaana 350 words orles,.M h ,ett/dersmustbesigned,WItha telephonenumberincludedforverificationpurposesNameswillbewith· e uponrequest . _ . f Rangerreservestherighttoe~itlettersandrefusethosewhicharefalseand/orde- amatory. TR~~~~:, forallletters,andclassifiedads, is Mondayat 10 a.m. forpublication All.correspondenceshouldb:eaddressedto: Ranger,UW-Parkside.Box2000,Ke- ~~)ha WI 53141. Telephone 4141553·2287 (EditOrial)or 4141553.2295 (Advert!s- EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron EditOf.in-Chief KellyMcKissick News Editor laura Pestka , EntertainmentEditor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor KevinZirkelbach COpy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor ChristineDejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner : Advisor Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 6, October 13, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1988-10-13 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System alcohol budget cuts homecoming parkside union advisory board (PUAB) senate sexual assault united council (UC) uw system board of regents wingspread https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/f31ced3d3d8f0b5157d85d118d0374dc.pdf 5e669fd97b999d0734732beae4c9b869 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Americas most unreported and misunderstood crime Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -1- ;~dP. tnl{av':'R '" ~ Newly elected PAD 'Pi Sigma Epsilon's Loop Ranger baseball team IPresidentlooks forward • 500 bicycle race coming drops home opener to to exciting year. soon. UW-Stevens Point. Page 3 Page 4 Page 12 Thursday. April 12, 1990 l ate ra e ~ ~America'smost unreported and misunderstood crime by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "He was a senior, I was a e. He was so good gaudhadgorgeous blue eyes. to meet him, but I didn't II give him the wrong-idea. day after class he introduced andasked me out to lunch. sucha great time, we had in common. , washoping he would ask againand he did. He asked dledancethe following night. SO good and he was so After the dance he asked me room for a few drinks. I it would be alright, just a . . When we got to his IIcwasn'tthesame. Beforel chance to finish my first beer kissingme and started to IIlIaln my shirt. I told him to but be wouldn't listen. I tried away,but he was too strong. 'tfighthim anymore. I was And then. I never thought 1llIUldrape me. ~I wanted him and I was lor i~' was what he accused If. Hestill believes he didn't lie." "Did I ask for it? Was it my Did be rape me?" Deesthismeanthat if a woman OIltona date with a man, and lites her to have sex, it is not ACCOrdingto the New 's Dictionary, rape is as,"sexual intercourse by , an Outrageous violation." . g to the New Webster's onary, she was raped. g tothe state law, she was !late rapedoes not only cause IDJury, but also emotional injury which is devastating. It's difficult to believe that a date, a friend, or your boyfriend would be a rapist. Being forced to have sex with someone you know is still rape and it's still against the law. On college campuses, the majority of rapes aren't by strange men jumping from a bush in the middle of the night. "In most cases, the victim knows the attacker. A lot goes unreported," said Sandra Riese, director of student health. "Many victims have remained in silence." "I know there is a problem on campus," said Marlene Schlecht, a campus police officer who has special training in assisting rape victims. "Sexual assault is the most unreported crime and least understood." Schlecht has been providing sexual assault prevention programs for the campus since 1982. "Nearly 25% of woman that go to college are victims of date rape. College woman report less than the public does in general," said Riese. "The victim feels it's her fault. She also feels uncomfortable about facing the attacker on campus, as well as everyone knowing about her being a rape victim." ''The female blames herself; they don't understand it's rape. Some way or another they believe they caused it to occur by the way they dress or had a little to drink," said Susan Bums, coordinator of UW-Parkside's Women's Center. "Neither parties understand, but it doesn't get reported because the female doesn't report it. He thinks it's right" "We don't have very good figures. People just don't feel comfortable reporting it We do have date rapes on campus, no different frOID other campuses. Lack of reported cases does not mean we don't have a problem," said Riese. It is important for the rape victim to tell someone. If you don't want to report to the police, tell a friend, or a counselor. "The rape victims should confide in someone. Talk to a counselor or come to Student "Sexual assault is the most unreported crime and least understood." - Marlene Schlecht Health Services. It will stricUy be confidential," said Riese. In Kenosha, St. Catherine's Hospital has a Sexual Assault Treatment Center that can help victims. In Racine, St. Mary's Medical Center provides services for sexual assault victims. They both provide total confidentiality. The following are ways people can protect themselves against the possibility of sexual assault o Awareness. Realizingthat one could be a victim is the first step in self-protection. . o Self Defense. Leammg self-defense techniques is one of the best things one can do for protection. Self-defense will increase confidence and decrease vulnerability. o Assertion training. Victims are often "tested" by their assailant prior to being physically auacked. Assertion training can help you identify your rights as a person and teach you how todeal withcoercive behavior. o Communicate limits clcarly. Speak up. If feeling uncomfortable with someone and if he or she is offensive.Jet him or her know. Leave If he or she continues to cause uncomfonableness. o Pay auenllOn to ,.1w IS happening. WalCh for clues and don't be fon:cd Into vul situations. o Avoid use of a1cobol and drugs. Alcoholanddrugsdcacase the abihty for clear thl ng and effective communicauon. Rape Awareness Wedtl' Ami 22 to ApnJ 28. Dunng the ,. acuviues promoung""'armess,. beprovided by the Womcn',O:,"a and campus pobcc. "Prevenuon LSeduc:alJOn:saId Schlecht, Drug and alcohol survey deals with UW-Parkside and the UW System by Dan Chiappetta News Editor The l1\li0 JlIIIIlOlIe for dIis s)'Sltlll wide survey IS ~ the Wldc.rslandilla 01 aJcoboIlIld orhcr drug andllld)/J=~:~ problems. The dala a will be usefullD the clcvelolla- 01 programs designed III reduce aJcoholand ocher drvI probIcmJ on campuses WlIbilI die S)'Sltlll,lCIXlfdJng to Gealry. The dala I'ClCelved WI \I1lOt ased 10 c:ompwe ........ IDd will be held IDSltlCl COllfldeace. Gentry emphasIzed \be imporwlce 01 !he 473 UW· P.rtside .......... dill will lISted IIIfiDOlIl!he",",M'lMMIe. ~We need all !he II suneyed to take II ~ and provide us wilh bencIi information.- The quc:sllOlUla1Je has bcm designed so the quesoons can filledinaWiOpliald mthespKe proVldod. Enclosed th!he questionnaire will be I __ envelope... .....:.:.:..:.:...:-~...;........ .d UW-Parkside IS working with other 12 UW four-year univetSities in the UW System in producing I project about drugs and alcohol that will randomly survey 1~ 01 the currently enrolled undergraduate degree-seeking students at each university. The other 12 campuses Ire UW-La Crosse, UW-Qshkosb. UW-Green Bay, UW-PIalteville, UW-Madison, UW-Milwaukee. UW·Stout, UW-Eau Claire, UW- RiverFalls,UW·Whitewala.UW- Superior, and UW-SleVens PoinL ''This is a flISl time a sySlel1l- wide survey is being dQne concerning drugs and aIccIIoI",said Nancy Gentry, UW-Partside's substance abuse coordill8llJr. ·We need 40% of the 4 73 UW -Parkslde students that are being sampled to return the surveys, for this to be effective." 2 Thursday, April 12, 1990 Ranger Qgi nion ~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~ Smartfood ad brings forth many questions A series of advertisements in last week's Ranger were the topic of much discussionand controversy over thepast week. The most commonly discussed one was the ad showing a sketched image of a woman's breasts. Although the Ranger knew that someone -would most likely take offense to the advertisement, we had no idea that the response would be so great. The Ranger staff reviewed the ad upon receipt anddecided that the monetary rewards of running the ad outweighed the possible consequences. Some feel this was a judgement error, and we have since made arrangements toreceivealtemativeadvertisements from thecompany inquestion. The ads were placed by the Smartfood Popcom Company and submitted· to the Ranger by the CASS Communications Company. For those who do noeknow, advertisements are paid spots that reflect the opinions of the advertiser. They do not represent the opinions of the Ranger. CASS Communications is one of our largest advertising accounts, and it would be senseless for us to discontinue working with them because of a questionable ad. It is important to realize however that steps have been taken to see that CASS does not send the Ranger these types of ads in the future. If you have anycomments orconcemsabout the Smartfood ad, please contact CASS Communications, Inc., 1800 Sherman Avenue, Evanston, Ill., 60201-7315, Attention: Betsy Lazar. The phone number is 1-708- 47fi-8800. We realize that it is impossible to please everyone, and we are certainly not in favor of censorship. However, we have always, and will conlinue to strive to remain impartial in all matters of race and gender. "RELAX, MOMMY. IT'S JUST A NOTE FROM JOHN POINDEXTER THANKING ME FOR ALL MY HELP IN HI5 TRIAL." ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Letters to the editor People need unity and goals To the editor: Everyday I observe negativity involving us against us, but who am Ito tell you what I see, and I've been in the same situation, Well this is wake up time for Chris Toliver, and while I'm waking up, I want my people to wake up right along with me. I'm tired of watching us bring each other down while the other races unify and succeed.l'mtiredofusjustsettling for Burger King, Kenwcky Fried Chicken, McDonald's employment, and welfare income. My personal opinion of those jobs is nothing but organized slavery. I want to see future doctors, lawyers, judges, engineers. governors. and scientists. I want our children of tomorrow to be able to go to school and say, "Mama is a lawyer," or "My daddy is the mayor of the city we live in." Don't get me wrong. We are getting somewhere in this country, but we could get a little bit further a little bit quicker. But we need people to say to themselves, "I'm going to do it." That'. when the motivation sets in. When we accomplish these two things, that's when we can appreciate ourselves and receive appreciation from other people. I know we always hear, . "Go back where you came from if you don't like where you are." So the next time someone teUs you to go back where you came from, make sure you tell them you didn't ask to be here. Make sure you tell them you were captured and terrorized. TeU them you've taken the hassle tong enough, and it's time for a change. See, they don't understand that we've lived here since our captivation, and we've multiplied. Our stakes are here, are, family is here, and our roots are here as well as in Africa. We can't just up and leave; that would be a sign offear and irresponsibility. I want my people to realize that it's time for a change and time for unity. The quicker we realize it, the better we will be. We need to uprise. Chris R. Toliver Stranger's Mandela story sparks controversy You need your consciousness say this stuff, think of us. raised. You need to include people of color in your life, on your staff, and to respect what we can teach you about how to see the world in a less narrow way. Next time you Ranger ad not offensive to some To the editor: exploited or degraded. Recently the Ranger has had However, whenahungry~ trouble with a certain ad that was has an artist-sketched p~wre d printed in the April 5,1990, issue. breasts above his headinacol!lF Cass.Communications paid for an newspaper, it suddenly lJeroOIlS ad in which a baby was dreaming perverse in the eyes of some. of women's breasts because he was • In no way was this ad meanl W hungry. As an advertising be perverse, exploitive, or sexllll representative, I would like to state It was a marketing ploy. Tb6 my opinion. advertisementalsoappearsinodVS !took a trip to an art institute in college publications. EvenRoUiII which many art forms displayed Stone, a nationally distriballd women nude. These women were magazine, printsmUChIDOIenSllil meant to be portrayed as forms of ads. beauty, for all the public to see. For those who are concema\ TherearecJasses atParksidewhere please voiceyouropiniO nslOwanis nude women model forart students; those who mean to explOIt they are simply meant to be studied as a human form. Neither of these situations perceive women to be ~.-'I To the editor: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but the days of making fun ofblack people with impunity have ended. The fact that you wrote what you did in the March 29,1990, edition about Nelson Mandela is a sure indicator of the level of racism still embedded in our local culture. Nelson Mandela is a hero to oppressed people allover the world. When you satirize aheroyou wound all of us who revere her or him, and you make us trivial in the process. In the case of Nelson, you also reveal your inability to recognize bigoted behavior. . If something in the Ranger offends you, write a letter to the editor Mary Dunnin Member, Forest Potowato' Terri FortOlY .. .- ~~!!!!!!!~ Ili< • • The Ranger office is located on the Dl.levelof I!te 11'/ L ;:::~B~u~s:m~e:ss7::s:S:3::"2~2~9:ilS~B~O~X':2:0~OO~,!K~e~n:OS~h~a!.WI~l.!S~3!.!I~4~1~_1!;;~·~~!;;eami~~· ~<2~~~~!2l:3!2< --.-::::::;;1 Steve DeAngelis..•......•...•..•. Editor-1n-Chief 1 ary ng enter,room . Dan Chiappetta ...........•..•..•••.. ;We... Editor Facu1tyAdvisor St Th hc",soidl • • • • • • • • •• uart Rubner e Ran,ger is w. riuen and edited by students of UW .Park, side. 'Ii ..",--/ QwenHeller .....••............. hst. HewsBditor BinS aff b -'--~.1 .uotV HI f)IoI" US ess t res~sl le for Its editorial policy and content. It is publism;u en"j Suzanne Mantuano...•.•...•....••.. Featur. Bditor d ~ Dawn Malland Entertal1'Ullent Bditor Craig Simpkins....•...... : Busines8 Mana r.: nng academic year except over breaks and holidays. bl ~ ... J.f~ LemlDeJ:]lW\ft •••••••••••••••••••• Sporta Editor Terri Fortney •.••...•.••...••.........• Ad.R;;~ ners to the editor will only be accepted if they are typed,doU eber~ • tt ddi-'- Carol CUri..••..•..•...•.••.....• : ..•.. ~...a. Re' • 350.wordsorless. All letters mustbe signed, with atelephooenlllTl ...e Re '-'A ••••••••••••••••• bat. Sports Editor G ....... P f; rifi est. Scott Singer ...•..........•........ Layout Editor eneral Staff or ve icaticn purposes. Names will be withheld upon requ hiGh Iltfi' Dan Pacetti .•....••••.•.•.•.•••..•.•. Copy Bditor Chris DeGuire, TonyaHamilton T The Ranger reselVe! the right to edit lenen and refuse those W Yluka ~ d U-I t ' eresa Harris, Gabe and/or defamatory. ~. John Keboe ••,••• ~.\.,.'".~.· ....\~.\.\ ... ,J.\.\.Photo·Editor.... .,I,e -- n rye LynaPaukstll K thi Dedlin '''' Ken Schuh. Hope Far'i. and 1M s, a e Pope, a' efor:allJettersand.classif'iedadaisMondayat,lO .. m. Todd Goers...............•.... Aaat. Photo Editor , , . . Fletcher. Thursday. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 26, April 12, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1990-04-12 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System alcohol drugs parkside activities board (PAB) pi sigma epsilon sexual assault union square https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/7864de57bdfb6658e4e9193dc59e90bb.pdf 7623becc43f69d96b7223a59519dcef7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-President issues challenge Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 16 Thursday, January 31,1991 anMHBHnMaajjfe ] UW-President issues challenge Kenneth Shaw MADISON — As the war in the Persian Gulf continues, Kenneth A. Shaw, president of the University of Wisconsin System, today called upon the University community to "acknowledge and respect" five principles vital to free expression of personal opinion and appropriate university action. "The current war in the Persian Gulf presents significant challenges for all Americans," Shaw said. "Those of us in the University community are inextricably affected by its events and citizen reaction to them. I believe that it is essential for the University Community to acknowledge and respect five principles as we address this issue in the days ahead." In summary form, these principles include: 1. The University must be a place where all issues can be discussed and debated freely and openly—in both instructional U W-Parkside student is brought up again in sexual assault case bv Dan Cbiapuerta News Editor . : • • • ' • • : • •. 7 :: person on October 19,1^0. Complex. She was invited imoa apartment to condoct her presentation. Afincompleting her -presentation^ she joined the males j She then filed a repeat- with UW- • : : : : : :: ; • Lathrop's conrt appearance is sehednied lor today where the they have been ttnablo to make contact with ihe t8-year-old» but hearing. If found guilty, Lathrop copldfacettp to ten years in prison, a $10j5OO finet or both, Heeould also face suspension or expulsion from the fintverstty, . settings and out-of-class activities. 2. Universities must maintain institutional neutrality, in order that faculty, staff and students have the freedom to express and pursue their individual beliefs. 3. Strong dissent and protest are an accepted part of the democratic process, and it should be expected that such expressions will occur on our nation's campuses. 4. The University community must encourage its members to obey campus policies and local, state and federal laws. Those that protest should want itnootherway. 5.TheUniversity's commitment to its ongoing responsibilities of teaching, research and public service must continue regardless of war or other external conflicts. Crisis in the Gulf Worth the weight? Ranger Photo by Sunni Beeck UW-Parkside's weight room A UW-Parkside student uses newly acquired, used equipment in the weight room facility which is located on the second floor of the Physical education building. Troop support decals available by Gloria Secor Special to the Ranger Operation DcsertStorm is now over two weeks old. Although Americans hold differing opinions regarding our involvement there, we should all agree that we must support our men and women serving there. Graphic Resources Inc., of Hartland, Wisconsin, has come up with a great idea to help all of us express that feeling of support. They have created a special OPERATION DESERT STORM - SUPPORT OUR TROOPS decal, and are distributing them free of cost to anyone who wants them. Here at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside they will be available to all faculty, staff and students at the WLLC Advising Center, the Union Cafeteria, the WLLC Coffee Shoppe, the Issue Room window on the firstfloor of the Physical Education Building, Physical Plant Office, Personnel office in Tallent Hall, and on the display case in the entryway to the LI level of the library. A decal will also be distributed to all of the students living in our campus housing units. If anyone would like more, just send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to: Graphic Resources Inc. 520 Progress Avenue Hartland, WI 53029 and they will send you twenty-five decals. If you want to order a larger quantity, simply call their office at (414) 367-1300. The decals will be sent UPS C.O.D. (The cost for mailing 1,500 to our area is about S5.) The one burning question in the hearts and minds of all Americans serving in the Gulf is whether or not the people back home are supporting them. Let's make that answer a resounding "YES"! Inside... Editorial .....Page 2 PSG A Report......... .Page 3 Devil's Advocate.....Page 3 Spotlight PageS Gabe'sGab..............Page 6 Life After....... ...Page 7 Winter Carnival Page 8 Sports.... ...Page 9 Winter Carnival Page 13 This Week Page 18 Classifieds... Page 20 Correction : An error appeared in last week's Ranger story titled Another arrest made by Dan Chiappetta. The victim provided a statement to Dave Ostrowski, Director of Campus Police and Public Safety, admitting that he had struck her and had engaged in sexual intertcourse. There was no statement made that the victim engaged in sexual intercourse without consent. _ Ranger, Page 2 Editorial January 31, 1991 Letters to theEditor From the desk of the Editor by Craig Simpkins It's that time again to get involved. Winter Carnival '91. with the theme "Parkside's Playhouse," will begin Monday. This is one oft he best events of the year and a great time to be involved with your club or organization. Many events, ranging from the "Smurf Fling" to "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," will highlight the week. Your club or organization can also win prize money which will go toward your private account, so you can do whatever you want with it. The Winter Carnival Committee has been putting in many strenuous hours to make this the best one yet, but we need the support of you, the students, to make this a success. "Parkside's Playhouse" will kick off Monday with a Cartoon Parade in which many clubs and organizations try to outdo each other by forming the most creative float to wheel through the concourse. The Volleyball Tournament will start on Monday and end on Wednesday. This is the perfect opportunity to spike the ball down the throat of someone that you can't stand. The College Bowl also begins on Monday. This is the year to set big goals and get rid of the WarGamers once and for all. They have dominated several College Bowls and now it's time for a different group to capture the title. To round out the evening, Comedian Happy Cole will be performing free of charge in the Union Square. Don't Worry, See Happy. On Tuesday, the festivities begin with the Bart Simpson Balloon Toss. Test out your balloon tossing abilities and win some great Winter Carnival apparrel. The Scavenger Hunt takes place right after the balloon toss; this a great workout because you have to hike all over campus with your leg tied to your partner's leg. College Bowl preliminaries begin on Tuesday night Remember, beat the WarGamers. The Gnome-Pin Tap begins on Tuesday night for all the Earl Anthony's on campus. On Wednesday, give the gift of life: BLOOD. There will be a blood drive conducted all day in Union 104. At 12:30, the Ranger will be sponsoring the "Smurf Fling". Come to the Union Pad and take your frustrations out on a stuffed smurf. Rumors have it that Chancellor Kaplan will be judging this contest. Volleyball finals and College Bowl finals also take place on Wednesday. That night. Comedy Sportz will be back by popular demand. They will be performing in Union Square at 9:00, free of charge. On Thursday, the famous "Twister Tournament" will take place in Union Bazaar. This tournament is always interesting, especially for many spectators. Family Feud will take place in Union Square, so come and watch different organizations and clubs fight "neck and neck" for the Family Feud title. At night, is the ever famous Lip Sync contest with Musician/Comedian Sigmund Snopek III. Snopek alone is worth coming to see. On Friday, the Tug O' War competition will take place. Hopefully, there will be lots of mud out on the ground to make it more interesting. Draw or Die and the Family Feud Finals round out the afternoon festivities. And back by popular demand, 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show". This performance of "Rocky" won't be as messy as last year, but it will be just as fun. There is no reason why you should be bored around campus next week. So join in the fun and participate in Winter Carnival '91. You will be glad you did. To the Editor, In March of 1982, the Reagan administration removed Iraq from its list of countries that support terrorsm, even though it was well known in the international community that Baghdad provided safe haven for many terrorist groups, including the May 15 Organization responsible for several airline and hotel bombings. The lifting of "Terrorist Nation" status was done in order to allow our NATO allies to sell the Iraqis arms which would aid them in the war that they had started against Iran. France and Germany were especially eager to help the Iraqis by selling them aircraft, and helping them establish plants which were ultimatly used for manufacturing chemical weapons and refining Uranium. Throughout the Iran/Iraq war, the Reagan administration did litle or nothing to protest the Soviet Union giving massive quantities of arms- including the Scud missies which arc now being used against Israel and the United Nations coalition forces - to Iraq. President Reagan made formal protest when Saddam Hussein used internationally- banned chemical weapons, not even when he used them against the Kurdish people living within his own borders fthese atrocities were glossed over until George Bush exploited them recently to drum up Pro-war fcrvo r). Saddam Hussein has always been a sadistic megalomaniac; the only differance between the present Hussein and the one that Ronald Reagan helped elevate from neighborhood bully to international menace nearly a decade ago lies in the tragically mistaken notion that he could be "our" sadistic megalomaniac. By bowing to the rabid public hatred of Iran (no matter how justified that hatred may have been), Ronald Reagan allowed Hussein to amass a great deal of military power. Now, innocent lives on both sides must be spent in order Continued on Page 4 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is S5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager ,T' :,;U;v Kenneth J. Schuh Advertising Manager Terri Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers Kurt Geilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Chris Ingram • Glen Kelly News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kahl Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak General Staff: Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Jude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes; Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, John Taylor, Kimberly Tenerelli, Rufus Thome, David Wick. January 31,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Northern climate freezes all but the mind *>y Donald R. Andrewski In case you haven't noticed or have been on vacation in a more balmy climate, we have been in the middle of a deep freeze for the past two weeks. If you were recently in Florida or Mexico you are a lucky stiff. With the weather colder than the proverbial polar bear's nose, I suppose that it is better to be lucky stiff than frozen stiff. This past Friday I woke up extra early to drive to a class at UW-M. Aside from the fact that I lost two hours of beauty sleep that probably wouldn't have helped anyway, I drove thirty miles (one way) in a car with no heat only to discover that the class had been cancelled. Walking the six blocks to my parked car, I was amazed to see my breath hang in space for fifteen seconds. This proves to me how cold it was. In all fairness, I must say that aftera good spicy Mexican dinner I can see my breath in the middle of July, but that's another matter. Needless to say I was not a happy camper. Here I was sailing down the Interstate toward UWParkside hoping that if I drove fast enough the friction of the car moving through the atmosphere would keep the car warm. With my teeth chattering like a pair of castanets I came to the realization that I did not achieve the desired resul ts. I parked in Tallent parking lot to take advantage of the shuttle bus and guess what? The "Green Machine" was not in service. In its stead was a conventional red family van. Apparently the green shuttle has been out of comm ission all week. The way my day was going it was merely par for the course. Twenty people crammed into this van like sardines. Had I known that it would be that tight of a squeeze I would have brought a gallon of Mazola! As I scrunched down in the narrow isle and felt the welcomed heat pouring into the compartment, I remembered that on warmer days I would opt to walk to Molinaro Hall. Today, however, I figured that if I wanted to trek across the frozen tundra with a blast of arctic air whistling up my back I would simply have parked in the Union LOL This leads me to challenge the traditional concept of what is "smart" and what is "dumb". Iam, of course, referring to the ideas that animals are "dumb" animals and require our attention and protection. No one has to tell the bears or the squirrels what to do when the seasons change. They actually have a pretty good system going for them. They store up food, eat until they can't eat anymore, then go to sleep for a couple of months. (I seriously considered this option when last semester's final exams approached.) "Consider the birds of the air", Jesus said, and consider them I did. These "dumb" animals can sense when the wheather is changing, and will pack up and get the flock out of here. Right now I can envision a flock of geese splashing around in some pond in Florida. Some are undoubtedly sitting at the poolside with a Pina Colada within easy reach and commenting "Yep, I sure am glad that those 'smart' humans are up north making sure that the corn is planted for us to eat when we get back." The unfortunate thing is that some humans have a similar concept of other humans. For example, many Northerners think that Southerners are not as smart as they are. I personally do not agree with this. The Southerners that I have met are a delight to be with. People are people and if we want to get technical, how "dumb" can Southerners be if they live in a warm climate and don't have to freeze their keisters in winter? This anti-South bias sounds like a case of "sour grapes". So while we Northerners prove to the world how allegedly "smart" we are for staying in this region in the winter, why don't we really get "smart"? Let's admit that we can't handle it, shut everything down, and all go South for the winter. All of you diehard Polar Bears can have my share of the cold. Just don't be surprised to see frozen tumbleweeds rolling down Main Street. Me? I have an appointment with a flock of geese in Florida. If I get there soon enough, maybe they'll buy the first round of drinks. Parkside Student Government Association What is United Council all about? By Senator Latesha N. Jude United Council is thestate student association for students in the UW system. United Coucil was organized in 1960 and is entirely owned by and operated by the students. United Council is the oldest and one of the largest student research and lobby groups in the nation, representing over 170,000 students. UC help students in three ways. First, UC provides information, materials, and advice to students in the fight against tuition increases. Second, UC research issues and lobby policymakers on issues of student concern. Third, UC promote programs and services to help women, minorities, and other students and student organizations. Parkside Student Governement Assocation will be going to UC on February 1st and 2nd at the University of Wisconsin- Oshkosh. Our PSGA delegation will be discussing the crisis in the Persian Gulf, tuition freeze, and much more. You will have a great opportunity to discuss political, social, and economic issues to UC representatives on March 1st and 2nd. The UC representatives are Brenda Leahy - President, Karla Handel - Executive Director, JenniferSmith - Women's Affairs Director, Beverly Jenkins - Minority Affairs Director, Lance Walter - Legislative Affairs Director, Elliott Madison - Shared Governance Director, and Pamela Imm-Thomas - Academic Affairs Director. I encourage all of you to participate or become more familiar with Parkside StudentGovemment. PSGA is here to help and support the students at this university. If you don't tell us your concerns or problems then we cannot tell other UC members what your feelings and ideas are on campus. Do something positive on campus, get involved with PSGA,and help your fellow students. More... by Bill Homer For those students interested in what is taking place regarding the change in the Math 016 course, here is the latest. The change was recently discussed with the chancellor, and she stated "The change from remedial (016) to creditbearing (101) was made in response toaUW-System mandate designed to take effect in September 1991. We accelerated the change by one semester in order to make it possible for students who were taking the course thi s semester to earn credit". There are several openings available for students to participate on University/Faculty Committees, as well as two positions as Justices on the PSGA Judicial Branch. The Committee on Teaching has one opening. The Course and Curriculum Committee has one opening. PSGA is also seeking a student to serve on a Ad Hoc Committee on Academic Policies and Procedures Related to Students With Learning Disabilities. Please Be aware that all students who serve on these Committees must meet "Current Student Life Eligibility Requirements," whichconsistofa2.00Cumulative GPA, and be registered as a fulltime degree seeking student. Senate meeting minutes Senators: Simpkins, Riccio, Lindblom, Finch, Schuh, Rosier(E), Sikora, T.Jensen, J.Jensen, Yee, Jude(E), Olson, Hanford(U), E.Jensen(U), Bovee, Kadolph Guests: Chief Ostrowski, Officer Schouten, Peggy James, S teve McLaughlin, Dan Lehmen, Lika Morishita Executive Branch: Bill Horner, Chris Daniel, Maggie Frymire Motion Lindblom/Olson 1/25/91 : 1 To approve the minutes of 12/ 14/90. Passes 12-0-0 Report of the President (Horner)- Had a meeting with Chief Ostrowski of the Campus Police Department, on the matter of possible rallies occurring on campus about the Gulf war. -Chief Ostrowski addressed the matter and answered questions from the Senators. He claimed that the Police Department will attempt to accomodate any rally or demonstration as long as there is no violence, vandalism, or destruction of property. He also requested that if there is a planned rally, it would be better for everyone concerned if they contact the Department prior to the event. -There are openings in the Teaching Committee, and there are three openings on the Judicial Branch. -The Chancellor has given us a chance to respond to the recommendations proposed for the potential smoking ban. Motion Executive Committee 1/ 25/91:2 To approve an allocation of S68.40 for a state flag for the U.C. meeting here in March. Passes 12-0-0 Report of the Vice-President (Daniel) Motion Schuh/Finch 1/25/91:3 To approve the allocation of $220.00 for the U.C. meeting in Oshkosh on Feb. 1st. Passes 11-0-1 Motion Sikora/Simpkins 1/25/91 :4 To approve the following to their designated committees. Finch-Shared Gov., T.Jensen- Presidents, Jude-Legislative Affairs Gosey-M.A.C., Daniel- Directors, Morishita-Womens Affairs Passes 11-0-1 Report of President Pro-Tempre (Schuh) -Senator Jude will write the Ranger article next week. Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) Motion TJensep/Sikora 1/25/91:5 To move the issue of the Domestic Abuse Law into the Legislative Affairs Committee. Passes 11-1-0 Motion Riccio/Lindblom 1/25/91 :6 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 12-0-0 Campus Police and Public Safety fills vacancies by Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside's Campus Police and Public Safety welcomes two new members to its staff. Thomas J. Kniter is the new Assistant Director of Campus Police and Public Safety and FayeSchouten is the new Sergeant of Campus Police and Public Safely. Knitter, who started on December 17,1990, is the Operation Commander for the department's day to day operations and activities. "Vm also responsible for coordinating major investigations," stated Knitter. Sdiouten's firstday was Januaiy 14,1991. She is in charge of UW-Parkside's Campu s Police and Faye Schouten Public Safety's 2nd shift police officers, reserve officers, and student officers, in regards to scheduling and training. Knitter and Schouten both have experience working in a University setting. Both of them formerly were police officers at the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee. Schouten worked at UW-Milwaukee for over six years. She believes underage drinking is one of the more major problems on a college campus. "Underage drinking is a big problem on college campuses and the problems that come with that, relating to my experience at UWMilwaukee," said Schouten. "Physical violence, verbal abuse and property damage are usually all related to some kind of alcohol use." Knitter spent 6 years at UWMilwaukee, before spending over 7 years with Caledonia's Police Department. Knitter is pleased to Thomas Knitter be back on a college campus. "I'm more satisfied working in a campus environment than municipality. In municipality, it's a neverending struggle, while on campus you have a semi break and graduation in which you can take time in defining positive progress and in grading the safe environment to the students, staff and faculty," said Knitter. Knitter and Schouten both agree on the importance of a quality work relationship between the administration and the different de-r partments. "I've seen the close communication lines between the administration and the different departments," said Schouten, "and their general concern for student welfare." "The open communication between Campus Police and the student body is great," said Knitter. "In general, the police department has a good working relationship with the administration." ALL YOU CAN BOWL NOON-1PM Monday thru Friday $100 per day or $20 for the semester Letters to the Editor Continued from page 2 " to prevent him from wielding this power. To those who would hail Mr. Reagan as the hero who provided us with the marvelous weaponry being used to fight the present war, I hope that they will not forget that he also directly and indirectly provided the need for it.a Il so hope that in November of1992, America will remember George Bush not only as the man who saved the world from Saddam Hussein, but as the self-professed "integral member" of the administration that made Hussein a threat to world peace in the first place. Donald Hill To the Editor The Library Research Paper is aCollegiate Skills requirement that must be fulfilled by all Parkside students by the end of sophomore status. It is a requirement designed to prepare students for research and writing skills needed in upper level classes. There are different routes students can take to complete the requirement First, the paper can be completed by taking English 102, the Library Research Paper class. Second, students receiving a B or higher in English 101 can complete the requirement on their own. Finally, a research paper written for a class can be submitted. Some students, however, decide to fulfill the requirement by submitting a paper they did not write. Take this advice from one of your fellow school mates, this is noat good idea. The attitude of far too many students toward this requirement is that, "It's no big deal, just get a paper from someone." Contrary to this popular belief, it is a big deal, and it should be taken seriously. Most importantly, if you think you will not get caught, you are sadly mistaken. And the results of getting caught-plagerism-can be as severe as permanent expulsion from school everywhere. Take it from someone who almost learned the hard way (I got caught and nearly expelled) copying a paper is not worth tire risk. Imagine some of die long term effects it could have in your future. If you have not fulfilled the requirement yet, set aside some time to do it yourself. When you finish, you will have learned something and will feel a sense of accomplishment. If you find that your procrastination has left you without enough time to submit a paper, visit the office of Learni ng Assistance in CADI They are very helpful, fair, and more than willing to help. Handing in a plagarizcd paper is not the soulution, it is the problem. Name withheld Editorial Policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines. Letters must be signed by the writer orrepresentati vc of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld on request Deadline for letters is 12:00 noon on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material or misleading information will be given back to the writer to correct All letters should be typed and doubled spaced and 350 words or less. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger will not correct spelling or grammar mistakes in letters to the editor unless requested. Opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. Spotlight - » ^ Ranger Photo by Sunni Beeck Pictured from left to right, Evelyn Truesdell, Program Asst, Joann Goodyear, Director, Bev Burneli, Career Development Coordinator. January 31,1991 Ranger, Page 5 UW-Parkside's Career Center By Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Have you ever asked yourself "What do I want to be when I grow up?" If you have (regardless of your age) or are unsureof the qualifications necessary to be successful in achieving your goals, the Career Center is for you. The Career Cen ter is a branch of Learning Assistance and Counseling, under the direction of Carol Cashen. Career Center Director JoAnn Goodyear generally assists seniors, alumni, and employers, as well as overseeing internships in the department. Beverly Burneli serves as Career Development Coordinator, dealing with career decisions, self-assessment processes, and establishing career plans. Carol Engberg is Student Community Service Officer, coordinating student in volvement in the community, whether that involvement is voluntary or compensated. It is important to pay a visit to the Career Center early in your collegiate career. Proper planning can be the key to success, and SIGI PLUS, the user-friendly computer system in the Career Center, can solve many career planning mysteries. SIGI PLUS is capable of assessing individual needs and preferences, can indicate which professions would most likely satisfy according to its findings, and can help to chart a course to effectively achieve success in a chosen field; You not only can learn more about yourself and your strengths and weaknesses, but can obtain specific information regarding employment trends, monetary compensation; and employment prerequisites for most positions. I intend to gain entry into the" system soon. Each question I have solved has raised several more, and SIGI should prove to be an interesting vehicle to examine myself and the feasibility of my present goals while searching for answers. The Career Center is also the last place many of us will turn to before exiting the university. A proper resume and cover letter are required by nearly every employer in the labor market. The Career Center can assist you in developing introductory composition stressing your qualifications arid achievements to offer the best possible impression to a prospective employer. Experience is important, and according to Ms. Goodyear, many employers are most interested in "what you can do, not what you studied." The information you present should stress that whenever possible. , Volunteer and community service work offers many rewards, including a high degree of selfsatisfaction and work experience. Training and experience unavailable elsewhere may be gained. "It may be the key to a job in some cases," stated Ms. Goodyear. One can also-get a sense of whether a particular career is suitable before making a long-term commitment. I Browse through the listing of op- ; portunities offered by the Career Center and see if any of them fit your schedule and present career I goals. The Career Center offers a { number of workshops. Though j most services rendered by the Ca- ? reer Center are primarily through j an individual process, workshops make it possible to efficiently instruct small groups in resume writing, job search skills, interviewtechniques, and to provide graduate school counseling. A resume • writing workshop, aimed primarily at seniors, is offered on Friday, February 8, from 12-12:50 and another on Job Search Communications on Thursday, February 7, from 5-5:50. Sign up at the Career Center for whichever workshops you'd like to attend. A mock interview workshop is also anticipated focApril, and could serve tqpolish one's presentation skills to smoothly enter the workplace. A proper presentation may be the advantage you need over the competition and the deciding factor in obtaining lucrative employment. More peop.le than ever are graduating from our university system each year, and it is increasingly important to organize yourself to be distinguished from the competition. Begin planning now to package yourself in the most attractive manner. Stop down to the Career Center in WLLC D175 and make an appointment -to develop a strategy to obtain success. The staff is available from 8-4:30 Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday, and until 6:30 on Monday and Thursday. Think critically of yourself and your goals. As is stated on the Career Center's brochure, "What could be more important than your future?" Next Week's Spotlight: The Student Organizations Council Ranger, Page 6 Opinion January 31,1991 Oahe's Gab Greetings from Disneyland Of Sand and Sno-Slugs by Sgt. Gabe KJuka Editors note: GabeKluka is currently serving in the US Army and is over in the Middle East fighting for our country. We received his column, which was dated 15 January 1991, on January 23, The Ranger staff wishes Gabe the best of luck, and we hope to see him back at UW-P real soon. Greetings from Disneyland! You may remember me from last semester when I wrote a little column known as Gabe's Gab. Well, things have changed drastically in my life, as will be evident. For those of you who know me, you know that I was activated in my Army Reserve Unit. Currently, I am sitting in Ft. McCoy, WI, waiting to be deployed to the largest beach in the world. Nothinglike an extreme climate change to keep you healthy. I am assigned to die 1st Platoon of the 822nd MP Co., or the Sno-Slugs. My platoon consists of around 30 people who, for the most part, are from Chicago. We decided that Sno-Slugs would be a good name for ourselves, seeing as Ft. McCoy has been getting snowed on for 5 of the last 7 days. We've even erected a little mascot in front of our barracks to commemorate the name. We call him "Sluggo, the Killer Sno-Slug", and boy,is he a handsome fellow. He comes complete with antennae, and we salute him every time we pass. Everybody in our platoon has been initiated as a Sno-Slug. This, "initiation" consists of getting gang-tackled then white washed with snow. It's loads of fun, and very cold, but there isa lot of bonding going on, so it's worth it The Army does strange things to people. It takes people of varying social backgrounds and makes them comrades by shoving them into very extreme and bizarre circumstances. While this has been interesting, so far the tension that underlies the surface really hasn't broken through yet. Hopefully, when it does, we will all be strong enough to help each other through it. We are all watching the situation, unfold with anticipation. All the pro-war rhetoric aside, everybody is nervous and is hoping for the best. All we can do is watch and wait. The deadline is less than 7 minutes away at this point, and we all hope that Hussein blinks. Well, that is it for now, hope for the best, and wish the Sno-Slugs luck before you go to sleep at night. Alleged assailant remains Dan Chiappetta News Editor James Rutherford, UWParkside student, has been removed from his apartment at UWParkside's Residence Hall Complex. Rutherford was arrested by UW-Parkside's Campus Police on January 19, 1991 and charged by Kenosha's District Attorney's office with battery, disorderly conduct, and having sexual intercourse with a child age 16 or older. According to the DA. .' s report, Rutherford, 19, would not let the victim leave hisapartment, in which he used force by sitting on top of her, straddling her body. He later punched her, slapped her, and once covered her face with a pillow, while stating, "I'll kill you." According to Steve McLaughlin, Dean of UWParkside's Student Life Office, Rutherford is still living at housing due to his appeal action to Student Life. Rutherford is toa ppear inc ourt on February 1, 1991. He faces $21,000 in fines or 21 months in prison, or both. UW-Parkside is also conducting a separate investigation for University disciplinary action. LOOKING BACK; MOVING FORWARD 1991 UW-PARKSIDE BLACK HISTORY MONTH 1/31 Armenia Hummlngs, pianist. An evening ol classical and African-American music. 8:00PM. Comm Arts Theatre $6.00 public. $2.00 UW P students Black History Month Kick-olf reception, 7:00PM, Comm Arts 2/1 The Urban League & NAACP; "Looking Back and Moving Forward" a presentation by Rodney Brooks (Director. Urban League ol Kenosha. Racine Inc.) George Stinson (President, NAACP ol Racine) and Darnell Mason (President, NAACP of Kenosha). Noon, Union 207 2/4-8 Black History Month Cultural Market Place, featuring artists and vendors. 10:00AM - 2:00 PM, Union Bridge 2/4 Happy Cole, comedian. Winner of 1 986-87 "Star Search" Competition. 9:00PM, Union Square 2/5 "A Bit of the Bard" with Darryl Maximilian Roblnson.An original one-man show of Shakespeare and time-travel comedy incorporates the best of Shakespeare in a modern day setting. 7:00PM. Union Cinema An Evening With the French Impressionists Treat your eyes and ears to the; artistry of French Impressionists Claude Monet, F.douard Manet, Edgar Degas, and Auguste Renoir during an evening presentation on Thursday, January 31. The evening will be led by David Holmes, professor of art at Parkstde who will utilize a multimedia presentation, featuring Impressionistic art and music. Held from 7 to 9 prn in Moltnaro 105, admission is $6. For more information on the program call the Office of Continuing Education at 553-2312. DA Darkside by Chris Toliver I'm a black man surrounded by a white man's world, as I struggle day by day for equality for all men/ women. Blinded by the ordinances, posture, predjudice, and the masquerades put on by the (one who thinks he's superior and better than everyone else) devil. Our generations have struggled for over 400 years, and are winning slowly but surely. But then I observe my brothers and sisters, and sometimes it's so pitiful it makes mc want to breakdown. So I look on the bright side of things and I sec a positive brothers and sisters doing the right things, then I smile and wipe my tears. Even though I'm broke in capital, rich in heart, raped in the past, captivated from my original land, I'm am still a multi-millionaire in color. Also I'm a child of the almighty, a friend to a needful brother in need, and the most nasty BLACK AFRIKAN I'LL EVER KNOW. Peace. UW-Parkside Blood drive underway by Emily Heller Feature Writer As part of Parkside's Winter Carnival activities next week, Student Health Services, in cooperation with the Southeastern Wisconsin Blood Center, will be sponsoring a blood drive. Sandra Riese, director of Student Health Services, hopes to exceed the seventy- eight donations from the November blood drive. Riese hopes the Persian Gulf war will inspire people to donate. Riese stated, "There is a great need and desire for blood now. Each of the Blood Centers in the country must send a certain percentage of blood to the Persian Gulf to support the war." Knowing that the blood could very well be used for American soldiers in the gulf, people may be persuaded to give of themselves in this time of need. Donating blood is a quick and virtually painless procedure. The donor starts out at a registration area where personal data is taken, as well as a quick medical history. A small blood sample is also taken to determine the donor's blood type. The actual donation takes between five and seven minutes followed by a rest period. Fluids and energy can then be replaced by drinking juices and eating cookies provided by the center. To donate blood, one must be at least seventeen years of age and weigh 110 lbs. A donor should eat a healthy breakfast and get a good night's sleep before donating. Noone should donate if they are feeling ill in any way. As an activity of winter carnival, any members of participating clubs will receive points toward their club's total points for donating blood. Appointments can be made to donate by stopping in or calling the Student Health Services office. Walk-ins are also welcome. The blood drive will take place in Union 104-106 on Feb. 6 from 9- 1:30. January 31,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 7 Dr. King honored in school salute by Gwen Heller Feature Editor The words and ideas of several influential Afro-Americans emanated through Upper Main Place on Wednesday, January 23 during a commemorativeceremony in honorof Dr. Martin Luther King. The memory of Dr. King and his ci vil rights campaign was rekindled by several Parkside students and faculty in an hour-long tribute. A panel discussion focusing on the "Civil Rights Movement" led off the program. Dr. Barbara Shade, Dean of the Sphool of Education, Dr. James Kinchen, Associate Professor of Music, Mr. Doug Townsend, Advisor ot the Cultural Awareness Leadership Council, and Ms. Delorse Stewart, Director of Pre-College Programs discussed their experiences in the turbulent days of sit-ins, marches, and demonstrations. Several students entertained the audience of roughly eighty seated spectators and many others who passed by on their way to class. Poetry readings by Yolanda Jackson preceeded student por- Raiiger Photo by Sunni Beeck Delorse Stewart, Director of Pre-College Programs, speaks about the Civil Rights Movement at the Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Commemorative Holiday Celebration on January 23. trayals of famous Black Americans. : Tabitha Cole, Cheri Foster, Kim Roberson, and Tatia Jackson brought to life the words of Coretta Scott King, Charles Drew, an inventor, Benjamin Banaker, designer of the US Capitol in Washington, D.C., and Phillis Wheatley, the first Afro-American poet, in a dramatic sucession of monologues. Yolanda Jackson remained poised on stage wrapped in a white chain signifying the struggle of the civil rights movement. Tina Gosey, a Parkside student who works in the Center for Cultural Advancement, chaired the event and served as Master of Ceremonies. "We had a great turnout with people from Kenosha and Racine attending. The feedback we have received has been very positive. The Dr. Martin Luther King Commemorative Holiday . Celebration was definitely a success!" Life After Parkside Kimberly Tenerelli Feature Writer Carlene Heard is an inspiration to anyone who has started on the manufacturing flooras a factory worker and worked their way up. Carlene started as a racker. This was a factory position where shechecked for defective products. She then moved up to press operator. Later, she became a trainer for the press operation. Today, Carlene is an Employee Education Coordinator. In this position, she works with different departments to determine the training needs. She writes training and safety procedures, as well as company policies and she is involved in the hiring process. She also provides facilitator skills to managers and employees. Quite a step up from a racker. This position, because it was newly developed within her company, was hard to get a salary on. Carlene estimated, however, approximately $20,000 a year to start out. She majored in Business with a concentration in Personnel, currently Labor and Industrial Relations and Personnel, and Administration Management. AtParkside, she was involved in the American Society Training and Development - Student Chapter, currently Society of Human Resources Management Here, Carlene and others talked about what was happening in the field and heard guest speakers. She felt this organization was very helpful and developed skills she would later need. Carlene felt Parkside taught her to learn and to use different resources. The most positive thing about Parkside, said Carlene, was the teachers who had students work on semester-long projects instead of only text book learning. The skills Carlene used in these projects were very close or were the skills she needed out in industry. "A teaching major, to me, seemed like it might be helpful in this position so I asked Carlene why she chose a Business major rather than a teaching major. Carlene said in this position, you have to know how business is run as well as knowing teaching skills. She knew of teachers who are now in similar positions as herself who lacked the business skills. She was happy with the major shechose but felt that ac ourse in designing course work or policies and procedures would have been helpful. Before graduation, anyone pursuing this type of career should try to become a leader in a group or organization or coach someone to get training experience, suggested Carlene. She also suggested to get as much experience as you can and design some sort of training. The advice Carlene gave to students was identify your weaknesses, define the area you want to get into, strengthen the areas you will need for this position, and go after it. Carlene is an example of working your way up to the top. She went to Parkside for 7 1/2 years part-time, starting days, then changing to nights. So to anyone out there working and going to school - don't give up. . Carlene didn't and look where she is now! Black History Month activities Poetry readings by Pulitzer- Prize winner Gwendolyn Brooks, music, panel discussions and films are just some of the activities planned at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside to commemorate National Black History Month in February. Most events are free and open to the public. Events are sponsored by a number of UW-Parkside organizations, including Black History Month Committee, English Club, Black Student Organization, Student Activities, Lecture and Fine Arts Committee, and the Parkside Activities Board. The following list of events is the UW-Parkside Black History Month schedule of events for the upcoming week: January 31- Music- Armenta Hummings, internationally-acclaimed pianist, will perform classical and African-American music. 8 pm Communication Arts Theatre. Admission $6. February 1- Lecture- "Looking Back and Moving Forward," a presentation by Rodney Brooks, director of the Urban League of Kenosha and Racine Inc., and George Stinson, president of NAACP of Racine. 12 noon, room 207-Union. Free. February 4- Comedian- Happy Cole, winner of 1986-87 "Star Search" competition. 9 pm. Union. Free. February 5- Theatre- "A Bit of the Bard," featuring Darryl Maxmilian Robinson. A one-man show of Shakespeare and time-travel comedy; 7 pm. Communication Arts Theatre. Free. February 8- Lecture- "The Current Situation in Southern Africa," a presentation by the Mozambique Solidarity Organization, Chicago, Illinois. 12 noon, room 201-Union. Free. For more information on Black History Month, call the UWParkside Student Activities Office at 553-2278. a different set of jaws. FILMS INCORPORATED Friday Night February 8. Pre-show at 11:00, show starts at midnight. Tickets $2.00 for students, $4.00 for guests. Advanced ticket sales only! Ranger, Page 8 Winter Carnival January 31,1991 Winter carnival needs participants By Dennis Brown Winter Carnival Chair Are you ready for this year's Winter Carnival? You may have noticed that the Concourse is starting to look much like a comic strip. That's because this year's theme is animation, combined with comedy and a bit of general silliness. During the week of February 4th, weirdness will be the norm, supplementing your acedemic life with a little fun and friendly competition. This is the time of year when you are encouraged to join a cl ub or become active in your organization in order to defeat opposing clubs in a slew of games and activities offered throughout the week by the Winter Carnival Committee. Everyone is encouraged to join in the festivities. If you are interested, please look for the insert in today's Ranger for a list of events. Clubs that participate in Winter Carnival events will receive Competition Points for winning events (First, secondand third place) and also Spirit Points for attendance, participation, overall spirit and co-sponsorship of events. Each category of points will be totalled at the end of the week and prizes of S I0 0, S75, and S50 will be awadred for each category. Also, individual events, those events in which the teams consist of two or fewer people, will receive Winter Carnival sweatshirts, t-shirts and mugs for first, second and third place, respectively, in addition to Competition and Spirit points. For more information, see your club president for a copy of the Winter Carnival booklet or call the Student Activities Office (Union 209) at 553-2278. A event schedule, game rules, point breakdown, prize information and some registration forms are included in the booklet. Be warned, you must registeryourclub in order to be eligible for cash prizes, and you must register for the Up syn c and College Bowl in order to participate. Club/organization and lip sync registration forms are included in the W. C. booklet. College Bowl registration form and extra club and lip sync registration forms are available from Carole Girsh in Union 209. All events and entertainment are free and open to everyone, except the Rocky Horror Picture S how Winter Carnival point system: A guide to the program Compiled by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor With Winter Carnival rightaround the corner, not to mention the Window Painting Competition already at work, organizations and clubs might be worn dering what the point system is like this year. The folowing information in i "this article contains \ changes from last year. * The two methods of obtaining points consist of a "Competition Point Category" and a pint Point Ca t eg o r y . " Events are open to all s tu de n t s , faculty, staff and alumni; however, only teams sponsored and registered with the Student Activities Office (Union 209) will be eligible for Spirit and Competition Cash Prizes. WINTER CARNIVAL '91 There are rhree ways to earn competi- Ifaiverefyofwisconsfo-^ tion points. The first one is team events and points are as follows: first place - 300 points, second place - 200 points, and third on Friday night. Tickets and additional information for this is available at the Union Information Desk. Deadline for the three registration forms is Friday, February 1. Good Luck!!! College bowl Competition coming to UW-Parkside The University of Wisconsin- Parkside will compete in College Bowl, "The Varsity Sport of the Mind". College Bowl is a game of academic knowledge and quick recall. Now in its 14th year, the College Bowl Campus Program is a popular tradition on America's campuses. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside is among over 300 institutions of higher education playing College Bowl 1991. Like the popular radio and television series of the 50's, 60's, and 70's, the game features two teams of four players each competing to score points to Toss-Up and Bonus questions. The questions cover every conceivable topic of literature, science, history, geography, religion, social sciences and the arts, to popular culture, sports and current events. College Bowl is organized and administered with the cooperation of the Association of College Unions- International (ACU-I). Our Campus Tournament is run by Mary Ellen Wesiey, Student Activities Office. Competition at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside begins with the Campus Tournament to select the Campus Champion Team, scheduled for Febuary 4,5, and 6th (if necessary). Our Varsity Squad will advance to the Regional Tournament, March 1 -3. This year's Regional Competition will be held at Madison. The National Championship Tournament, held April 26-28, features the 15 regional Champions and a 16th Wild Card team. To sign-up for the University of Wisconsin-Parkside College Bowl competition, contact Mary Ellen Wesley at 553-2277 by Fri., Feb.l. place -100 points. The second way to earn points is by placing in individual events. Individual events include the following point structure as well as the following awards: first place - Winter Carnival Sweatshirt, second place - Winter Carnival Tshirt, and third place - Tin Winter Carnival Mug. Finally, the third way to earn competition points is by co-sponsoring an event. 300 points, the equivalent of first place, will be awarded to clubs that co-sponsor an event. The club cannot compete in the event they're co-sponsoring; however, they will be allowed to participate as an exhibitional group. The other method of obtaining points is with spirit points. A change this year is that spirit points will be awarded based on four factors: (a) attendance, (b) participation, (c) overall "spirit" and (d) event co-sponsorship. Each factor will receive 25% of the overall amount of spirit points. (A): Each club member that shows up at an event will be allowed to register for attendance points for their club or organization. Participation in the event is not required; however, the person must be present at the event in order to earn points. Look fortheWinterCamival Ballot Box to sign-up. Attendance points will be given at every event. _ (B): All clubs and organizations will receive participation points simply by participating in each event. Total number of points is based upon the total number of events offered. (C): Judges will be members of faculty and staff not associated with clubs/organizations. Three criteria will be judged at each event: sportsmanlike conduct, chants/ cheers, and visible banners. Team members and audience arc judged. HINT: Being more visible (define "visible" your own way) will gain more points. (D): All clubs and organizations have the opportunity to gain one fourth of the total spirit points by co-sponsoring an event. Cosponsorship means that a club creates and oversees an event using the rules provided in this booklet in the GAME RULES section. Additional rules may be added by the co-sponsoring club, and should be announced at the start of the event. Three criteria will be judged for the event that a club co-sponsors: ere-, ativity, organization, and promotion (posters, banners, flyers on campus). The more work and fun you put into an event, the more points you will receive. Let Mary Ellen Wesley at 553-2277 know by Friday, February .1, if you are interested in co-sponsorhip. The last bit of information is in regards to team event and spirit point prizes. Competition points for all events will be added together at the end of the week and the top three organizations/clubs will be awarded the following cash prizes: first place - $100, second place - $75 and third place - $50. Spirit point cash awards will be handled in the same manner and with the same cash prizes. All cash prizes will be deposited into the organization's private account. Only organizations that submit a clyb/organization registration form will be eligible to receive cash awards. The deadline for all registration forms will be Fri,Feb. 1, at 4 pm in the Student Activities Office (Union 209). A WRAP-UP ON WHAT'S INSIDE BreakiiU the tape Ranger women run to afirst place victory as the indoor season kicks off at UWM 's Klotche Center. B2. Crackdown! NewNCAAruieswill hurt "minor sports" says columnist Dave Doherty. B2. 7 tip Men's CCX earned seven first place victories at their indoor season opener a UWM. B4. Swarmed The women's basketball team lost by 42 to St. Ambrose as the Queen Bees stung our Rangers. B4. The Great One? Hockey player Frank Casalena is Athlete of the Week scoring 12 points in two games over the weekend. B4. Spanning the Globe Col umni s t Jim Newcombsaysthe WorldFootballl.eague could Hop with international competition as the USFL did- B2. Taken down RangerGrapplerslose dual meet to Central State University in its biggest test of the season. B4. Lend a helping hand R e f e r e e s scorekeepersand statisticians needed. Call Phy. Ed office ext 2245. By JEFFLEMMERMANN Sports Editor The slide continues. The UW-Parkside basketball team continued its hunt for the first home victory of the season, and an end to a 13 game skid, in a home match-up with Quincy College. The 3-16 Hawks seemed to be ripe pickings to end the losing slide which began at the end of November. For almost 30 minutes, it looked like it may happen. Quincy, without the services of two of its premier front court players, and the Rangers, with just eight players suited up for action, matched up well in height. The Hawk's interior consisted of 6'6" center Garland Grant, and 6'4" Bret Kasubke. Across from them, the Rangers lined up at 6'6" and 6' 5" with Todd Lubkeman and Tim Roberson. It was Roberson and Kasubke who led the charges in the first half for both squads. Roberson was involved in 11 of the first 14 Ranger points. He had three assists and four points in the first nine minutes of play, and by half time, he had totaled nine points and eight rebounds. His fifteenfooter witli 1:20 left put the Rangers on top 23-22 as they regained the lead in a half which saw seven lead changes. Kasubke scored six points and grabbed six rebounds, helping Quincy to a 20-15 rebounding edge by half. Two of his baskets came on rebounds of missed shots, as second and third chances kept the Hawks in striking range. Despite shooting just 29% in the half, Quincy found itself down just two at the intermission. UW-Parkside clung to that lead in the opening minutes of the second half. Doug Burns con verted two of three freethrows after he was fouled from beyond the arc, making it 36-33 with 13:40 left. Quincy responded with full court pressure, unravelling the Ranger front court and sparking a 7-0 run to take their first lead of the half. In that run, the Hawks forced two turnovers and had a pair of steals see Quincy, B2 Where's the D? Yes, that is a Parkside defender, Tim Cates, behind Quincy's Bret KaSubke. Basket was good and Parkside lost 71-62. Weitzel's 26 paces wii By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor j Diana Weitzel scored 26points as UW-Parkside used a UNLV style fast break en route to a 82-57 victory over North Central College of Illinois Tuesday at the UWParkside fieldhouse. The win lifted Parkside to the i .500 mark at 9-9. "We were really up on the boards and we played good defense," said Weitzel. "The win felt good," she added. The Rangers pressure defense shocked the Cardinals as turnovers i turned into fast break points early, j Parkside scored the game's first 14 see Women, B2 Diana Weitzel SECTION B THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 1991 SECTION B Climbing To The Top Senior grapplers Dennis DuChene and Mark Hemauer are moving in on Ted Price's alltime career victory total. Below are the top ten victory totals at UWP: Ted Price (85-90) Rangers rout Redmen in ice-breaker Mike Muckerheide (81-85) 142 By JEFF LEMMERMANN Dennis DuChene* (86-Pres) 131 Sports Editor Mark Hemauer* (86-Pres) 127 UW-Parkside's home ice- Dan Winter (79-62) 124 Ted Keyes (83-85) 113 breaker could safely be called a smashing success. Playing against crosstown rival Carthage College, Bob Gruner (76-80) 110 the Rangers piled up 9 goals, outshot theRedmen 38-34, and moved Mike Vania (82-84) 107 to within one game of the .500 Jack Danner (84-88) 105; mark at 3-4. Playing in front of an estisee Hockey, B4 P O R T s Tim Whiting* (87-P) 99 Deja vu with new football league By JIM Columnist During the Superbowl, there were a number of ads for the World Football League, a new set of teamfsr om such exotic locales as Barcelona and Hamburg. This looks to me to be about as promising as the USFL and Arena Football. Maybe it's because I can't swallow the idea that the same people who run with bulls at Pamplona can run with the Bears in Chicago, at least not for a while, or maybe 'ist because I believe that there is as hortage of good football coaches. Maybe it's both. But what if I'm wrong, and American football spreads across Europe and the rest of the world? Hey, who knows for sure that it won't. But, I'm worried that it'll be as lackluster as the USFL, producing such forgettables as Doug Flutie and, urn, who were those other guys? The theory behind this new league seems to be an old one. "If you throw enough s t against a wall, some of it is bound to stick." Well, if it dosen't stick, we can at least hope it doesn't stain. Rangers dash for win in indoor debut at Klotche Center By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer UW-Parkside took the Klotche Centerin Milwaukee by storm. The Rangers came home with 12 place winners in the 9-team meet A team score wasn't kept, but the Rangers racked up some solid individual performances for the first indoor meet of the year. Three race victories highlighted the season opener for the Ranger women tracksters. Veronica Chamlee took the only individual title by winning the 800m run in a time of 2:20.9. "Veronica jumped out quick and ran very well. Her times will improve with better competition," stated DeWitt In the 4x400 relay, Ann Stokman, Lori Wilkens, Kia Avery and Veronica Chamlee ran to a 4:20.7. The Distance Medley Relay completed the victories for the Rangers at 13:18.0. In the 1500 meter run, Jenny Gross and Erin McDermott took second and third respectively with a 4:51.6 and a 5:02.7. Coach DeWitt felt the two ran nice controlled races. A good start to the indoor season the two will keep improving on. Freshman Jane Kunz in her first collegiate race took second with a 1:03.3 in the 400 m dash, which was one-tenth of a second behind the winner. The second place finishesbegan to roll in: Kelly Watson in the 1000m run with a 3:12.5, Kia Avery in the 660m run with a 1:44.5, Lori Wiliams in the 300m dash running a :41,5 and Ann Stokman in the 3000m run wit a 10:21.6. Along with Ann, Wendy Orlowski took 5th and Tara Roy finished 6th for the Rangers in the 3000 meters with times of 10:56.1 and 10:59.2.The Rangers handled the field, comprised of UW-Milwaukee, Loyola, Lawrence, Lewis, UW-Whitewater, Carroll, MATC, and Ripon very well for the first meet of the year. Coach DeWitt stated, 'This was a very good meet. In all cases I felt that wer aced well and looked good for a first meet." The Rangers will be heading to UW-Stevens Point this weekend. They will be breaking in a new track which is made to use spikes for the indoor meet. This could be a good opportunity to turn in fast times for the early season. The indoor season is short and the Lady Rangers have their work cut out for them in their quest for qualifying runners for the National Indoor Meet. Women . . • Team effort equals important win continued from page B1 points and North Central used two time-outs and nearly six minutes before scoring a basket. Coach Miller substituted perfectly, keeping fresh bodies and tight pressure on the passing lanes. Brenda Van Cuick capitalized on the passing lanes to initiate the fast break. Her steal and fast break basket with 9:31 in the first half turned into a three-point play and Parkside led 24-8. North Central managed to whittle the lead to 11 by the half at 43-22. Parkside did just about everything it wanted. The Rangers ran their motion offense well and made transitions from offense todefense smoothly. About the only thing Parkside did not do well was de- Ouincv Rangers streak is now at 14 continued fron page B1 within 40 seconds. The Rangers were able to regroup momentarily with an 8-2 run of their own. John Evans hit a 19 footer with just two seconds on the shot-clock to move the Rangers ahead 44-42 with 9:25 remaining. That would be their last lead of the game, as Quincy's Mike Harlow, scoreless to that point, drilled three three-pointers within 1:08. This fueled a 14-pointHawk run to put the Rangers down by twelve with 6:11 left. UW-Parkside never fully recovered from that run, getting to within five with :24 left before Quincy's Fred Devoe hit four freethrows to account for the 71-62 final. UW-Parkside committed 20 turnovers in the contest. That, compounded with eight Quincy steals and a 39-30 Hawk rebounding edge, painted a pretty clear pictureof the Ranger's 14th straight loss. Evans led all scorers with 23 points in his first strong outing since an ankle injury two weeks ago. Roberson finished with 14 points and 16rebounds for Parkside before fouling out late into the game. For Quincy, Tommy Gill and Devoe had 16 each..as four Hawks scored in double figures. fend the low post. North Central's Sandy Eberhardt posted up time and time again, and although she missed numerous puppies down low, finished with 16. Van Cuick pumped in 21 with five assists and four steals, having a nothing less than typical BVC game. A milestone mark Brenda Van Cuick, Parkside's; senior Ali-American guard and last week's IBM Ranger Athlete of the Week, recently reached another milestone in her basketball career with the Rangers. Van Cuick eclipsed the 1000 point mark on the 15th, scoring 20 in the Ranger's 79-41 trouncing of Wisconsin Lutheran. Freshman guard Ann Schmid was outstanding at the point with no-look fast break passes scoring six points with four steals. At the 12:02 mark of the second half, Parkside was up 62-33 and coasted to the victory. "It was a good game. We needed the win," said Van Cuick. Sophomore Becky Lulloff played a great game, hustling for every loose ball and scoring 12. Jenny Newbert was tough off the bench scoring 13 points and held the team together when four freshmen were on the court with her late in the game. "This was a much needed win," said coach Miller. "It was our best game since our Florida trip." NCAA lays down law hurts "minor sports" By DAVID DQHERTY Columnist On January 9 of this year, NCAA delegates approved the recommendations of its Presidents Commission, reducing practice time and limiting scholarships for its member schools. The proposal, which passed overwhelmingly, reduced scholarships in Division I football from 95 to 85 starting in 1995, reduced basketball scholarships from 15 to 13 starting in 1995, and reduced scholarships in all other sports by 10 percent effective August 1,1993. It also limited practice time to 20 hours a week during the season with a guaranteed one day off. During the off-season, practice is limited to eight hours per week with three days off. By approving this proposal, the NCAA is going to see a dramatic decline in the quality of competition in all" minor sports". Because of the limit on practice time, many of the high quality college athletes will be forced to leave school to train for Olympic or professional careers. The athletes who will be hurt the most will be swimmers, gymnasts, and tennis players. The top athletes in these sports must practice more than 20 hours a week to be competitive. Those athletes who want to remain at the top of their spotr will not be able ot compete for their college teams. Many of these athletes have already made great sacrifices in order to compete at the NCAA level and this is how the NCAA shows its appreciation. The only reason I can see to limit prcatice time iss o athletes will have more time to concentrate on their academics. So why did the delegates also on January 9 reject proposals which would require that athletes achieve a certain grade point at various stages of their academic career, and one which would penalize Division I schools which graduate less than 50 percent of their athletes? The answer is very simple. These proposals would hurt schools football and basketball programs. These programs bring in far too much income to be bothered by little problems like academic achievement The scholarship cut also hurts the minor sports. Sports like swimming and track already have less than half the scholarships required to field a complete team. Cutting their scholarships by 10 percent will only make the problem worse. I don't think many football teams are going to miss the ten scholarships they lost UW-Parkside at North East Missouri UW-PARKSIDE (58) fg 3fg ft rb min m- a m- a m- a o-t a to blks pf lP Pepelea 11 0- 0 0- 0 0 - 0 0- 1 2 4 0 0 1 0 Allen 28 1 - 4 1- 1 0 - 0 0-0 1 2 0 1 0 3 Evans 14 2- 5 1- 3 0 - 0 0- 1 0 4 0 0 0 5 Roberson 40 8 - 16 0- 0 6 - 6 4- 12 1 4 1 4 2 22 Cates 39 3 - 6 2- 4 2 - 2 1-7 0 4 1 1 3 10 Bums 36 2- 5 2- 5 0- 0 0-2 2 4 1 0 5 6 Lubkeman 27 2 - 8 0- 1 4 - 5 2-2 0 0 0 1 3 8 Wheelock 5 2- 2 0- 0 0- 2 1-1 0 0 0 0 2 4 TOTALS: 200 20-46 6-14 12- 15 9-29 6 22 3 7 16 58 NE MISSOURI (83) fg 3fg ft rb min m- a m- a m- a O-l a to blks pf fp Brock 13 1 - 5 1- 5 0 - 0 0 - 3 0 0 0 2 1 3 Matthews 22 3 - 7 0- 2 0 - 0 0 - 2 2 2 1 2 1 6 Chilton 12 3 - 6 1- 3 0 - 0 2- 2 1 1 0 1 0 7 Clements 21 3- 5 0- 0 3 - 9 5- 8 0 1 0 2 4 9 Schieppe 27 6- 9 5- 7 0 - 0 0- 4 1 3 0 1 0 17 Printy 22 4- 5 3- 3 0- 0 0- 3 3 1 1 0 2 11 Linnemeyer 18 5 - 13 3- 10 2 - 4 2- 2 I 2 0 2 2 15 Lewis 5 0- 2 0- 0 1 - 2 3- 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 Parmeter 12 0- 1 0- 1 0- 0 0- 0 1 0 0 2 1 0 Rigsbee 21 4- 6 0- 0 0 - 0 3- 5 2 1 1 1 1 8 Reid 27 3 - 6 0- 0 0- 0 2- 5 1 0 1 2 0 6 TOTALS: 200 32-65 13-31 6-15 18-39 1212 4 15 14 83 PERCENTAGES: Fieldgoals- NE Missouri 49.2%, Parkside 43.5%. Freeihrows- NE Missouri 40.0%, Parkside 80.0%. Team 1 2 T Rangers 31 27 58 Bulldogs 41 42 83 Quincy College at UW-Parkside QUINCY (71) fg 3fg ft • rb min m- a m- a m- a o - t a to bks pf tp GUI 37 7 - 10 2 - 4 0- 1 1 - 3 3 3 1 2 2 16 Harlow 26 3- 7 3 - 4 1 - 2 1 - 4 0 0 0 1 2 10 Kasubke 28 5- 6 0- 0 0- 3 3 - 9 2 2 0 1 1 10 Noore 35 3- 5 1 - 1 1 - 2 1 - 3 3 3 0 2 0 8 Fluckey 11 1 - 3 1 - 3 0- 0 0- 1 2 2 0 0 4 5 Priebe . 5 0- 0 0 - 0 0- 0 0- 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 Devoe 28 6- 15 0- 2 4 - 5 2- 7 0 2 0 0 3 16 Gram 11 2 - 8 0- 0 0- 0 0- 1 0 1 0 0 0 4 Young 19 1 - 5 0- 0 2- 2 1 - 2 0 1 0 2 1 4 TOTALS: 200 28-59 7-14 8-15 12-39 10 12 1 8 13 71 UW-PARKSIDE (62) fg 3fg ft rb min m- a m- a m a o - l a to bks Pf *P Pepelea 5 0 - 2 0 -2 0 0 0- 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 Allen 8 0 - 3 0 -2 0 0 1 - 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 Evans 32 9- 15 5- 11 0 0 0- 2 1 6 0 0 1 23 Roberson 40 5 - 9 0 - 1 4 6 1 - 16 4 5 0 1 5 14 Cates 38 5 - 1 4 3 - 9 0 0 1 - 5 4 5 0 0 4 13 Bums 40 2 - 3 2 -2 2 3 0- 2 3 1 1 0 2 8 Lubkeman 37 1 - 5 0 -1 2 2 1 - 2 2 0 1 0 1 4 TOTALS: 200 22-51 10-28 8 -11 5 -30 14 20 2 1 13 62 PERCENTAGES: Fieldgoals- Quincy 47.5%, Parkside 43.1%. Freeihrows- Quincy 53.3%, Parkside 72.7%. Team Hawks Rangers 1 2 T 22 49 71 24 38 62 WANTED: Scorers and officials needed for intramural season; Contact PE office (x2245) for pay rates and details. WANTED: WOMEN'S BASKETBALL UW-Parkside vs St. Ambrose College UW-Parkside 57 St Ambrose 99 St. Ambrose (99) fg ft rcb min m-a m-a o-t a Pf 9 Langbehn 13 5-6 0-0 1-3 7 1 11 Nutrop 9 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 Karom 30 7-8 3-4 0-1 0 0 17 Tegeler 11 2-4 2-2 3-6 0 0 6 Frommelt 4 2-3 0-0 2-7 3 3 4 Johnson 29 6-13 0-0 0-0 7 1 12 Grarert 6 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Qarke 23 8-10 0-0 1-4 5 4 16 McKinley 4 0-0 1-2 0-6 0 2 1 Born 24 7-11 3-4 2-5 1 1 17 Sikkcma 27 6-9 3-4 1-10 2 5 15 Totals 200 42-62 12-16 10-45 27 18 99 fg ft teb min m-* m-t o-t a Pf 9 6 0-1 0-0 0-1 1 0 0 11 0-2 0-0 1-2 0 2 0 30 4-8 2-2 0-2 4 3 11 24 4-8 1-2 0-0 0 1 9 9 0-2 2-3 0-2 0 1 2 27 Ml 0-1 0-2 2 2 5 4 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 2 13 0-1 2-2 0-3 0 0 2 11 0-1 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 23 5-8 1-2 2-4 1 3 11 29 6-12 3-5 2-3 3 1 15 13 0-2 0-0 0-0 1 1 0 200 22-57 11-18 7-24 11 15 57 1 UW-Parkside 27 St.Ambrose 50 2 30 49 T 57 99 UW-Parkside vs North Central College North Central--—— ——57 UW-Parkside——— -82 North Central (57) fg ft reb min m-a m-a o-t a Pf 9 Stamm 9 1-5 0-0 2-4 0 2 2 Burch 8 1-4 0-0 0-1 0 1 2 Essingtoo 9 0-2 0-0 1-3 0 2 0 Miller 35 4-7 0-0 0-1 0 3 8 Free 26 2-9 0-0 0-2 2 3 7 Kuneit 32 3-6 4-4 1-1 0 4 10 Zurawski 9 1-2 0-0 0-0 0 1 2 Eberhardt 32 7-17 2-4 2-8 2 1 16 Pirkle 30 0-5 2-2 0-1 0 0 8 Kircbdfr 4 0-1 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 Ogilvie 6 1-3 0-0 0-1 0 0 2 Totals 200 20-61 8-10 6-23 4 1* PERCENTAGES:FG-.328 FT-.800 3-PT: 3-6 300 TURN'OVERS:22(Eberhsrdt-5, Miller.Free-4,Pirkle-4, Burch.Essington-2, Ogilvie,) STEALS:5(Eberhardt- 2^iUer, Ogilvie) UW-Parkside (82) rg ft reb mm m-a m-a o-t a Pf 9 Preund 5 0-0 0-0 0-0 1 0 0 Neubert 11 6-8 1-1 1-4 1 2 13 VanCuiek 28 8-11 2-2 14 5 2 21 Weitzel 28 9-15 5-8 2-5 4 0 26 Hack 6 0-1 0-1 0-1 0 0 0 Bcnn 5 0-2 0-0 2 -3 0 1 0 Schmid 26 3-8 0-0 1-3 2 2 6 Wallner 11 2-5 0-0 3-6 0 2 4 Raniewicz 9 0-1 0-1 1-1 0 0 0 Mayer 10 0-2 0-0 0-0 2 1 0 Lulloff 28 5-9 2-2 3-8 0 2 12 Bloyer 23 0-5 0-0 2-5 2 3 0 Tibbetts 10 0-1 0-1 0-2 0 1 0 Totals 200 33-68 10-16 16-4217 16 82 PERCENTAGES:fg-A85 ft-.625 3-pt.\182 BLOCKS: 7(Wallner-3.Neubert-2.Hack. Tibbett*).| TURNOVERS:14 (Raniewicz-3,Schmid-2,Van Cuick-2,1 Hack -1 Freund-1) STEALS: 14{Van Cuick-4, Scbmid-4,| Wallner.Lulloff-2, Neubert, Bloyer) 1 North Central 22 UW-Parkside 43 2 35 39 T 57 82 WRESTLING Central Oklahoma State Dual 1-25-91 in Edmond. OK CSU 26, UW-Parkside 10 Individual Results: 118 Randy Zellner (CSU) won by forfiet 126 Kevin Bird (UWP) maj. dec. Jantz Kinzer 10-2 134 Jeff Gowens (CSU) dec. Dennis DuCbene 4-2 142 Todd Drake (CSU) (fee. Kelly Becker 13-7 150 Tim Whiting (UWP) drew withC. Skidgel 10-10 158 Keith Cunningham (CSU) dec Chris Buckley 7-1 167 Mark Hemauer (UWP) maj dec B. Roasset 14-4 177 Wayne Cole (CSU) dec Darin Tiedt 8-7 190 Greg Oplotnik (CSU) dec. Scon Wessley 11-6 HW Fay Bamett (CSU) dec. Jim Bezooe 11-4 How They Scored DUAL RECORD UWP 28 UW-LaCrosse 6 1-0 UWP 10 Central Oklahoma 26 1-1 UWP Ferris State (2-1-91) UWP Grand Valley State (2-1-91) UWP Lake Superior Sate (2-1-91) UWP Central Missouri (2-2-91) UWP SIU-EdwardsvOle (2-2-91) UWP UW-Whitewater (2-5-91) UWP Marquette University (2-13-91) PERCENTACES:FG-.623 FT-.750 3-PT: 1-2 300 BLOCKS:4(Bora)TURNOVERS:20(Langbehn- 4,NuUop-4Fromelt-4,CI ark-4,Born-3 Johnson-1.) STEALS:16(Johnson-6, Nutrop-5 Langbehn, Qarke, McKinley, Bom, Sikkcma) UW-Parkside (57) Freund Neubert Van Cuic Weitzel Hack Schmid Wallner RarJcwic Mayer Lulloff Bloyer Tibbetts Totals PERCENTAGES.fg-.386 ft-.611 3-pt:.143 BLOCKS: 2( Hack. Bloyer).TLRNOVERS:24(Schmid- 6. Frcund-4, Van Cuick-4.Maier-4, Neuben-2,Bloyer- 2.Weitzel. Hack) STEALS:13(Van Cuick-8. Maier-2, Tibbetts-2.Schxrud) Takedowns Reversals Near-falls Escapes Penalty Points CSU 19 CSU 1 CSU 3 CSU 13 CSU1 UWP 13 UWP 3 UWP1 UWP1 UWP 5 TOURNAMENTS VW-Stevens Point Open: 6 Chimps. 11 place winner* Northern Open: No Champs, one place winner VW-Whitewater Invite: 2 Champs, 11 place winners Wisconsin Collegiate Open: 1 Champ, 12 place winner* Drake Open: 5 place winners Midwest Classic: 3rd Place (86 jXs) 6 place winners VW-Eau Claire Invite: (2-2-91) Wheaton Invite: (2-8-91) 1990-1991 Wrestling Statistics Wrestler m sn 112 REV ES 3NF 2£E EI EES VL L PIN MP IE Kevin Bird S R 126 58 5 23 U 3 2 8 22 7 4 4 2 Joel Dutton SO 126 24 1 8 3 2 0 1 7 4 2 1 1 Shane Seymour FR 126 4 6 8 0 2 0 2 4 2 0 0 Dennis DuCheae SR 134 37 3 38 20 18 2 3 18 9 4 0 7 Kelly Becker SO 142 35 4 22 1 1 0 4 9 8 1 2 0 Steve Skarda JR 150 54 4 23 S 2 0 I 13 2 3 4 2 Tim Whiting SR ISO 104 6 26 4 0 2 3 22 % 4 6 0 Chris Buckley SO 158 42 4 27 3 0 2 16 9 0 2 1 Kevin Schmitz FR 158 12 4 21 1 4 0 1 12 7 3 1 0 Mark Hemauer SR 167 164 13 28 8 6 4 3 33 8 3 9 3 Troy Brockman FR 167 39 1 16 3 2 2 2 13 3 1 3 0 Darin Tiedt SO 177 47 1 21 3 0 1 8 14 9 0 2 1 Scott Wessley JR 190 29 11 20 4 2 3 1 16 8 7 3 0 Tom Keefer SO 190 17 1 10 0 2 0 1 7 7 0 0 0 Rick Hufiius SR HW 20 0 4 3 0 1 8 9 0 2 2 0 K. Trcmelling JR HW 7 1 5 2 0 0 1 3 2 1 1 0 Jim Bczdtte FR HW 39 6 28 4 2 2 16 19 13 8 2 0 RACEWALKING UW-Milwaukee Indoor 01/26/91 at the Klotche Center Women's 3000 Meter Walk Men's 5000 Meter Walk 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Michelle Rohl Dee Collier Ali DeWiu Jennifer Zalewski Maggie Pagan 15:08.2 15:23.1 16:17.0 16:27.8 17:03.0 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Rob Cole Tim Seaman Jon Jorgenson John Matter Paul Tavaras 20:45.2 20:45.3 21:15.1 21:16.5 21:53.2 Next Meet: UW-Stevens Point Indoor Saturday 2-2-91 LTD. MOkJ: .5C^ tappers *2.75 m-hers 1m tZtf-fMers WEDS: 2)ance +o -H-uZ ^Os ISO s lyilh £&£($ iERu/ALL ir&! foil drink wlib 'TturUsHe. IT>, -Ihurs tJamatjuinwiih T^rksldas t^efP LennmemQM -ffjUiSfirl: LtjJza's'BuL Ke«M ^ AUVfiY/.': tyfteacheM c/c!oaofr Stacine 6&i-9GQ5 Ranger, Page B4 January 31, 1991 Grapplers lose duel I Rgnger skaters find home ice is nice By LEN ANHOLD Sports Writer The Ranger grapplers took their 1-0 dual record into Edmond, Oklahoma, on Friday, looking for a victory against NCAA Division II Regional rival Central State University. Despite wrestling well, the Rangers came up short in what was aso mewhat misleading final score of 26-10. After forfeiting the 118 pound weight class, which the Rangers have all year, KevinBirdtooktothematand decisively defeated Jantz Kinzer 10-2. Bird, down 2-1 after th e first period, scored nine unanswered points in the second and third periods to win and pull the Rangers within two points. At 134 pounds, Dennis DuChene lost a hard foughtmatch to Jeff Gowens 4-2. Gowen's third period take-down and a DuChene reversal accounted for the only scoring of the match. Kelly Becker, wrestling at 142, lost to Todd Drake 12-7. With the Rangers down 12-4 in the match, senior Tim Whiting stepped onto the mat looking for career victory 100. His opponent. Chance Skidgel, ruined his "chance" at 100 by wrestling Whiting to a 10-10 draw. Whiting's season record is 22-9 and he is tenth all-time at UW-P with 99 career victories. After a 7-1 loss by Chris Buckley at 158 pounds, Mark Hemauer took to the mat to try and put a dent in Central State's 11 point lead. Hemauer made easy work of his opponent, scoring two takedowns in each period on his way to a 14-4 major decision over Brady Rousset. Rousset was taking the place of Central State's number one 167 pounder who was out with a shoulder injury. With the lead cut to seven, Darin Tiedt faced Wayne Cole at 177pounds. Cole, a transfer from Division I Oklahoma, defeatedTiedt 8-7. Tiedt evened the score 6-6 early in the first period, but a Cole takedown with 42 seconds remaining made it 8-6 and Tiedt's escape at the 27 second mark ended the matches scoring. At 190 pounds, Scott Wessley had the unenviable task of facing last year's NCAA Division II Champion Greg Oplotnik. Oplotnik scored six points in the first period and fought off Wessley the rest of the way for an 11- 6 victory. Freshman heavyweight Jim Bezotte, wrestling for the injured Rick Hufhus, lost the final match of the day to Fay Bamett 11-4. The final score of 26-10 was a little deceiving, as the Rangers lost six points by forfeiting at 118, had two losses by one point, and one draw. "We had three matches that could easily have gone our way. We wrestled very well against what I consider the front runner for the National Championship," stated coach Jim Koch. "Now that our guys have had a look at what they've got, we should be ready for them at regionals. I think CSU is the team to beat." This weekend the Rangers will travel to Grand Valley State University in what will be the toughest wrestling weekend of the season. The Rangers will be competing in the Grand Valley State Duals. On Friday, the Rangers will duel Ferris State, Lake Superior State and Grand Valley State. Then on Saturday, the Rangers will do battle with SIUEdwardsville and Central Missouri State. All these teams are ranked in the top 25 and two are in the Ranger's regional. "After this weekend, we will have seen the top three teams in our regional and will know how we stack up against them." Added Koch, "This may be the toughest weekend of wrestling we've ever had here at UWParkside." While the varsity squad is doing battle in Michigan, the JV grapplers w i l l head north t o defend UWParkside's title at the UW-Eau Claire Invitational. IBM/Parkside's ftthCete of the 'Week: Frankly outstanding In the same weekend which the UW-Parkside Ranger hockey club notched its first home victory (and sweep), it also notched its first athelete of the week award. An accounting major from Kenosha, Frank Casalena turned the Carthage defense inside out in their recent two game set. In their first meeting, Casalena tallied a natural hat-trick (three goals in one period) in the second period, after getting a goal and an assist in perioid one. If that wasn't enough, he added a pair of assists in the final period, giving him seven points by nights end in a 9-4 Ranger win. For an encore, Caselina scored two goals and an assist in the first two periods as the Rangers jumped out to a 4-0 lead on the Redmen. Just so nobody would forget about him, he added a pair of assists in the final period of the Ranger's 7-4 win, giving him five points on the day. IBM and the UW-Parkside Ranger salutes Frank Casalena for his twelve points in two nights, netting him this week's Athlete of the Week. continued fron page B1 mated crowd of about200, the Rangers came out of the gates in very disorganized fashion, playing sloppily early on. The Redmen were in a position to jump out on top, but missed twice on loose pucks in the Ranger crease. UW-Parkside cleaned up its act mid-way through the opening period. Breaking out on a three-on-two rush, Frank Casalena fed right winger Mike Cacciopo who was closing from the left side. Cacciopo's back hand was deflected back to Casalena who put the rebound home for the first tally of the game at the 7:05 mark of period one. Carthage struck back shortly after. With both teams one man short, Jeff Moore beat Ranger defenseman Mike Klaus down the left side. Left with a one-on-one with Craig Goluki in goal, Moore connected with a wrist shot to the upper right comer of the net, evening the score at one. Carthage took their first lead of the contest a little more than a minute later. Wen Fonk's one-timer from beyond the left face-off circle eluded Goluki, making it 2-1. After a pair of penalties on the Redmen gave the Rangers a five on three advantage, UW-Parkside'spower play unit evened the score with just :45 left in the period. After failing to Runners hit lucky 7 as indoor season begins at UW-M By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer The indoor season for track is underway, and the men's 15 man team came home from the UW-Milwaukee meet with 7 place winners. In the 800m race, freshman Ken Byum placed second with a 1:58.9. The 800m race turned out to be the strongest race for the Rangers as three UW-Parkside runners finished in the top six finishers. Following Ken Byum was Kevin Collins in 5th place with a 2:023, and Tom Schmierer in 6th with a 2:04.6. In the 3000 meters, M ike Nelson took 6th and needs to improve about 20 seconds to get in qualifying range for the indoor championships. Coach Rosa feels Mike will get better and has a chance to quali fy as the season goes on. Eric May place 3rd in the 600 meter run. A 1:26.9 for Eric puts him about 3 seconds behind qualifying time for Nationals. May, Byum, Collins and Derek Brown then combined to run the mile relay in 3:42.7 which was good enough for second place. The biggest surprise of the day for the Rangers was Kurt Johnson. His 8.3 was good for 3rd in the 55m High Hurdles. Why was this a surprise? A hurdler has not been seen in recent history at UW-Parkside. The Rangers have always been known for the great distance runners to come out of this school, but rarely do we have anyone ever entered in the field events. In the next meet, the Rangers will mount any offensives in the first 1:30 of the two-man advantage, UWParkside's Chris Hamstedt fired a shot from the right side of the net which was knocked down by Carthage goal tender Mike Parsons. There for the rebound was Cacciopo, who flicked home goal number two, and the score was tied after one period. Carthage took advantage of a Ranger defensive lapse in the opening minutes of the second period. Breaking out on a thre on one rush, JC BeiTy beat Goluki with a slapshot from short range to again retake the lead. The Ranger checking attack picked up as the period wore on, wearing down the Redmen attack. Offensive pressure also came about from the hitting, but poor shot placementkept the Rangers out of the net for the first five minutes of the period. A two-man advantage rectified that situation. After being penalized for playing with a broken stick and interference gave the Rangers the advantage, Buencamino cashed in by knocking home the rebound of a Casalena backhand.The offensive pressure continued, as Casalena went on a scoring rampage of his own in the second period. Taking advantage of a five on four advantage, Casalena maneuvered in untouched from left of goal and scored with a wrist shot, beating Parsons to the near-side comer. He followed that with a breakaway goal in a four on four situation. Casalena skated in on Parsons, beating him high after Parsons bit on a low fake for his hat trick. Goal number four for Casalena, and his third of the period, came after Hamstedt picked up a rebound of a Cacciopo shot. Hamstedt fed Casalena, who beat Parsons with a slapshot from the right wing, and the Ranger rout was on. By period's end, the Rangers had out-shot the Redmen 18-6, building a 6-3 advantage moving into the third. Carthage was unable to mount any serious threat throughout the period, scoring just once on a rebound goal midway through the period. UW-Parkside's offensive onslaught continued in the third, as they scored three times including a pair of goals by Mike Cacciopo and one by Hamstedt. The final: a 9 A Ranger victory, their first home-ice win on record. Casalena scored seven points with four goals and three assists in the victory, while Cacciopo had four on three goals and an assist. No anecdote for Bees sting as Rangers buzzed in Iowa By TED MclNTYRE Assistant Sports Editor Sometimes a nickname just fits i Ask the UW-Parkside Women's ; Basketball team. They were stung, and stung bad. by the Queen Bees of St Ambrose Saturday in Davenport IA 99-57. St Ambrose swarmed Parksidc's guards all afternoon forcing |4 backcourt turnovers. St. Ambrose used j a 1-2 pass quick shot offense which i turned the tables on Parkside's up- i tempo style of play. The Rangers knew they were in for a battle at the outset. St. Ambrose is currently ranked third in the NAIA. and is returning from last season's loss in the NAIA Championship game to S.W. Oklahoma. The Queen Bees are i currently 17-3 and have lost just six : games in the past three seasons. Parkside coach Wendy Miller has a great deal of respect for their program, i "They (St. Ambrose) are a premier ball club, they play a tough schedule, and are very well prepared, Wejust wanted to see how good we could play against them," added Miller. ParksideplayedSt. Ambrosebas- : ket for basket in the first five minutes i of the contest but then the bottom fell out on the Rangers as die pressure defense and St. Ambrose's constant onslaught on the hoop was just too much for Parkside. St. Ambrose, who averages 85 ppg., lit up the Rangers, shooting 62 percent from the floor. "They shot so often and so well wejust: could not keep with them," said MiUcr. By the half, Parkside found itselfdown 50-27 on 13 for 29 shooting with 14 turnovers. In the second half, thing? stayed the same as St. Ambrose shot 60 per cent to Parkside's 32 percent outscoring the Rangers 49-20 in the final 20 minutes. The Bees swarmed the boards, too. grabbing 33 to the Rangers 17. St. Ambrose was led by the trio of guard Stacy Karom at 17 pts, and for wards Cindy Bom, 17 pts and Kim Clark, 16 pts. The three paced the Queen Bees with 22-29 shooting from the field. St. Ambrose attacked offensively all game and had six players in double figures. "We were flat emotionally," said Miller of her club's performance. "We got caught playing their style of play and that run and gun hurt us." Jody Bloyer played well in the power forward spot, scoring 15 while giving up seven inches to her defender. Becky Tibbetts, a freshman eligibility wise, is now eligible to play and will jom the team at an important juncture in the season. Position by position, Parkside looks strong as the season begins to wind down. If the backcourt can cut down on the turnovers and the team can improve from the free-throw line, Parkside could challenge for the Dis- • trict 14 Championship. pack their bags and head to UW-Stevens Point and help break in their new track at the inaugural meet for the new indoor surface the Pointers have just completed. This will be one of two meets the runners will have an opportunity to run on a spiked indoor track, a valuable opportunity to cut some time off from the slower tracks. The indoor season only has four more meets and then hopefully some of the Rangers can qualify for the National Meet. .January 31,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 13" Joe Bob's America by Joe Hob Briggs Facts we should know about the Iraqis: 1. Twelve thousand years ago, they invented irrigated farming. They got to be so good at it that, today, they can still produce all the food they need even when 'sanctions" are imposed. 2. They invented writing. 3. They figured out how to tell time. 4. They founded modern mathematics. 5. In the Ctxlc of Hammurabi, they invented the first legal system that protects the weak, the widow and the orphan. 6. Five thousand years ago, they had philosophers who attempted to list every known thing in tire world. 7. They were using Pythagoras' theorem 1,700 years before Pythagoras. 8. They invented artificial building materials, some kind of prefab- crete stuff used to construct high-rise towers. 9. Ur, in southeast .Iraq, isassumed to be the place wc Ve a! 1 descended from. 10. They were the first people to build cities and live in litem. 11. For thousands of years, they wrote the greatest poetry, history and "sagas" in the world. 12. Because they were great horse breeders, they invented the cavalry in war. 13. The Iraq Museum at Baghdad contains some of the most outstanding stone, metal and clay | sculptures and inscriptions created in the history of the world. Some of them arc more thai??-,000 - years old. Ifa bomb hits this place, art lovers around the world will go into mourning. 14. The first school for astronomcrs was established by Iraqis. This is how the "wise men" got to be so wise. They knew how to follow the j star. 15. Beginning around 800 A.D., die Iraqis funded universities that imported teachers from throughout the civilized world to teach medicine, mathematics, philosophy, theology, literature and poetry. 16. For the first 1,200 years of its existence, Baghdad was regarded as one of the most refined, civilized and festiveritjesin the world. 17. Abraham, the father of Israel, was from Iraq. 18. Abraham, the father of Islam, was from Iraq. 1.9. Abraham, the father and NmodelN of Christian faith, was from Iraq. 20. Saddam Hussein doesn't regard him self as hte heir ot Abraham, or even as the heir of Mohammed. He regards himself, first and foremost. as the heir of Nebuchadnezzar. He identifies, in otiier words, with the enslaver, not the eoslavee. Everything we know about the rest of Iraq tells us that he is the exception, not the Iraqis. To discuss the meaning of life with Joe Bob, or to get his world famous "We Are the WeirdN newsletter, write P.O. Box 2002, Dallas, TX 75221, or leave your name and address on Joe Bob's comedy line, 1-900-4-JOEBOB ($1.50 first minute, 75 cents each additional). Joe Bob's Fax: 214- 368-2310. COPYRIGHT 1991 P R E G N A N T ? Let's talk about it. Our staff of trained social workers are caring, sensitive, and understanding of your needs. We'll explore your choices in a nonjudgemental, confidential manner. s CHILDREN'S SERVICE SOCIETY OF WISCONSIN 5455 Sheridan Road Kenosha, WI53140 Fees based on (414) 652-5522 ability to pay. Red Cross Chapter reaches out to service families of U.S. Troops Kenosha, WI - The Lakeshore Counties Chapter of the American Red Cross is working to help U.S. forces in the Persian Gulf and service families at home as part of the Red Cross's most extensive military support operation since the Vietnam war. "No matter what happens in the weeks ahead, the Red Cross will be there, supporting National Guard, Reserve and military members and their familes," said Michael Bemier, Chapter Chairman. "Red Cross chapters across the country are Teaching out to theircommuniues, as they always do in times of trouble. No matter what happens in the weeks ahead the Red Cross will be there." Lakeshore Counties provides a bridge to service members abroad by staffing a 24-hour-a-day emergency communications system that allows family members to contact service personnel in times of crisis. This service nationally has transmitted some 64,000 messages to and-from the Persian Gulf since August 1990, including nearly 3,000 birth announcements for proud parents. Service members and their families who need emergency communications assistance, want to join a family support group, or need referral services should contact the Lakeshore Counties Chapter at 553-4060. We're more than just in a faraway place... More than 4.000 times a day. the American Red Cross provides worldwide emergency communications to members of all branches of the Armed Forces. We also provide other critical services for their families back home The brave men and women in our Armed Forces are working hard for all of us. We're proud to work hard for all of them. The American Red Cross — Providing service to the Armed Forces and their families. + American Red. Cross The Parkside Union' iiiinfflJS '5W HOURS RECREATION CENTER Monday-Thursday 9 am -11 pm Friday: 9 am - Midnight Saturday: Noon - 12 am Sunday: Noon -10 pm UNION SQUARE BAR Monday-Thursday 10:30 am *11:00 pre Friday: 10:30 am - 7:00 pm MINI-MART Monday-Friday 11 am - 7 pm Saturday: 11 am -1 pm Sunday: 4 pm - 7 pm UNION SQUARE GRILL Monday-Thursday: 11 am - 2:30 pm 8 pm -10 pm Friday: 11 am - 2:30 pm 4:30 pm - 6:30 pm Sunday: 5 pm - 7 pm INFORMATION CENTER M.TR: 8 am-6:30 pm T.W: 8 am-5:30 pm F: 8 am-4:30 pm DINING ROOM Monday-Thursday: 7:30 am - 7 pm Friday: 7:30 am-2 pm COFFEE SHOPPE Monday-Thursday: 7:30 am-8 pm Friday: 7:30 am - 2 pm Saturday, Sunday: 10:30am-1pm RESERVATIONS OFFICE Monday, Thursday 8 am - 6:30 pm Tues., Wed., Fri. 8 am-4:30 pm Ranger, Page 14 Feature January 31,1991 Prism What is co-dependency? by Nancy Gentry Student Health Services Many of us struggle with the questions: What is co-dependency? Am I co-dependent? Most co-dependents have been searching for ways to overcome the dilemmas of the conflicts in their relationships and childhoods. Many were raised in families where addictions existed-some were not In either case, many have found in each of their lives that codependency is a deeply rooted, compulsive behavior and that is home out of our sometimes moderately or dysfunctional family systems. Co-dependents have each experienced in their own ways the painful trauma of the emptiness of their childhood and relationships throughout their lives.T hey attempt to use others-their mates, their friends, and even their children-as a sole source of identity,value and well-being as a way of trying to restore within themselves the emotional losses from their childhoods. Codependents histories may include other powerful addictions which at times they have used to cope with their co-dependency. We believe that recovery begins with an honest self-diagnosis. We came to accept our inability to maintain healthy and nurturing relationships with others and ourselves. We began to recognize that the cause lay in long-standing destructive patternsof living. We have found these patterns to fall within two general categories: compliance- pleasing others, and controlmanipulating others. Following is a checklist of characteristics,behaviors, and attitudes. We suggest it might be helpful to use the notations- Always,Usually, Sometimes, Never. CONTROL PATTERNS I must be needed in order to have a relationship with others. I value others' approval of my thinking, feelings, and behaviors over my own. _J agree with others so they will like me. 1 focus my attention on pro- _I use sex to gain approval I value others' opinions and tecting others. ; __i believe most others are incapable of taking care of themselves. - __I keep score of "good deeds and favors," becoming very hurt when they are not repaid. _I am very skilled at guessing other peoples feelings. J can anticipate others needs and desires, meeting then before they are asked to be met. _I become resentful when others will not let me help them. J am calm and efficient in other peoples crisis situations. I feel good about myself only when I am helping others. I freely offer others advice and direction without being asked. I put aside my own interests and concerns in order to do what others want. I ask for help and nurturing only when I am ill, and then reluctantly. I cannot tolerate seeing others in pain. I lavish gifts and favors on those I care about. THE RANGER AND WINTERCARNIVAL PRESENT SMURF FLING f91 Wednesday, February 6, Union Pad at Noon. "Come take your frustrations out on a Smurf" 1 1 . . . . . . . . . / . T J ' j y . ' j ' : 1 —- and acceptance. I attempt to convince others of how they "truly think and "should feel, perceive myself as completely unselfish and dedicated to the wellbeing of others. COMPLIANCE PATTERNS I assume responsibility for others' feelings and behaviors. I feel guilty about others' feelings and behaviors have difficulty identifying what I arn feeling, I have difficulty expressing feelings. I am afraid of my anger, yet sometimes erupt in a rage. I worry how others may respond to my feelings, opinions, and behavior. I have difficulty making decisions. I am afraid of being hurt and or rejected by others. I minimize,alterordeny how I t ruly feel. I am very sensitive to how others are feeling and feel the same way. I am afraid to express differing of opinions or feelings. feelings more than my own. I pu t other peoples needs and desires before mine. I am embarrassed to receive recognitions and praise, or gifts. I judge everything think, say, or do harshly, as never "good enough." I am a perfectionist. I am extremely loyal, remaining in harmful situations too long. I do not ask others to as a lovable and worthwhile person. I compromise my own values and integrity to avoidrejeclion or others' anger. After completing this Checklist, you may find that attending a Co-Dependents Anonymous (CODA) support group will be helpful. No matter how traumatic your past or despairing your present may seem, there is hope for a new day in the program of CODA. Meetings are held every Monday, 12 - 1 in Moln. D114 This group is anonymous,free, and open to anyone at UW-Parkside. Accent/ w < ' jjuiEjv n it'll MRNI_ \ . Internationally Acclaimed Pianist Armenta Hummings . - YX An evening of Music from i' ?\ r Mozart to Joplin \\I j \; ] v \ k s / • s $2 Students $6 Non-Students TONIGHT For (lckct Information contnct the Union Info 11 Desk 553-2345 BLACK HISTORY MONTH KICK OFF RECEPTION 7PM COMM ARTS, L-l LOBBY I'i January 31,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 15 The Parkside Housing Office can help YOU... Find off-campus housing in near-by communities Apartments, flats, houses in a variety of price ranges are available Call 553-2320 to find out about listings and services available through the Housing Office G R E 'A Til it TIME: Wednesday, February 6 9:00 am-1:30 pm PLACE: Parkside Union Room 104 -106 Fitness, fun, and it's free by Lorraine Meyer Student Heatih Services Would you like to do something fun that also increases your flexibility, strength and stamina, recharges and energizes you, releases tension and anxiety, and gives you a more positive mental outlook? Sounds like just what the doctor ordered, right? Well, it is and it's EXERCISE. While you're planning your schedule for second semester, take time out for exercise. With an activity that you enjoy, exercise is fun and rejuvenating. Two forms of aerobics exercise classes are available to Parkside students and staff this semester at no charge. These classes are being co-sponsored by Physical Education and Student Health Services. Classes will begin on Monday, !•!m•m• m• February 4th. New this semester is an AquacizeClass which will be held Mondays and Thursdays from 5:00pm-6:00pm in the pool in the Physical Education Building. Aquaeize is a great way to get a good workout with little or no impact on your joints. The 60 minute routine includes warm-up and stretching, an aerobic exercise phase with cool down, toning exercise, and ends with relaxation exercises. Exercising in the water provides a good workout because of working against the pressure of the water. No swimming skills are needed. All parts of the routine are done with your head above the water so you don't have to get your hair wet and you don't work up a sweat! Floor routine aerobics classes are available again this semester and will be offered from 4:30pm- 5:30pm in the gym in the Physical Education Building on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. Persons interested may choose to attend all four workouts or choose a combination of two to three days as it fits into one's schedule. The routinesare of moderate intensity and pace and are fun and energizing. To take advantage of either of these classes, complete a registration form available from Student Health Services, Molinaro D115. Class size is limited, so register early to ensure "your spot". As with any form of exercise, if you are over 35 or have any type of chronic health problem,you should check with your physician before engaging in vigorous exercise. «a i la*? w THE PARKSIDE UNION SPRING BREAK MARCH 16-25,1991 -HIGH QUALITY ACCOMMODATIONS FOR 7 NIGHTS AT THE PANAMA RENDEZVOUS RESORT AND BEACH CLUB ON THE BEACH -LAGOON POOL AND WATERFALL. MINIATURE GOLF. JACUZZI -ROUND TRIP MOTOR COACH BEACH -PLANNED PARTIES-ON SIGHT -ESCORTED THROUGHOUT CITY „ -HIGH QUALITY ACCOMMODATIONS FOR 7 NIGHTS AT THE OU.r AJJKE • " BAHIA MAR" CONDO/HOTEL ON THE BEACH -POOL TENNIS COURTS. HOT TUBS. KITCHENETTES -ROUND TRIP CHARTERED MOTOR COACH -PLANNED PARTIES-ON SIGHT -ESCORTED THROUGHOUT ¥ The Blood Center of Southeastern Wisconsin Ranger, Page 16 Feature January 31,1991 Rubin Williams and Robert DeNirostar in Awakenings. Child Care Center serves community Ranger Photo by Sunni Beeck Kris Sigler performs one of her many duties in Munchkin Manor. by Sarah Minasian Feature Writer Children learn what they live. At the University of Wisconsin- Parkside's Child Care Center, located just south of Tallent Hall on Wood Road, children are guided toward accepting individual responsibility, solving problems, and cooperating with others. Specifically serving the needs of the students, faculty, and staff, the Child Care Center follows the University's calendar, including several interim programs which are held over school breaks. Registration is held each semester where either fulltimc or half-day blocks of time can be reserved with continuing users getting registration priority. Since 1982, the state licensed center has been a part of the Uni • versity System and is primarily funded from 84% user fees and 16% student segregated fees. Child care rates are comparable to other quality child care facilities and students, taking a minimum of 6 credits, are given a reduced rate. A staff of for ty-eight part-time teachers, half of whom ar e Parkside students, are under the direction of Sherry Thomas, who holds a master's degree in Administrative Leadership and Education, and Janet Robbins, who holdsa master's degree in Early Childhood Administration. Meeting the state of Wisconsin's requirements, the staff must complete a forty hour training program over a semesters period of time. In addition to this, several staff members have associate degrees in Early Childhood Development. Currently the staff governs over 127 pre-school children. 75% of the enrollment are Parkside students' children, 22% are the children of the staff and faculty of the university, and the remaining 3% are children of the surrounding communities. Taking an alternative path to the common academic approach of formal teaching, the center's developmental program is carried through a variety of structured and unstructured play activities. Children learn the alphabet, counting, colors and shapes through story telling, poem and finger plays, puzzles, creative dramatics and various learning centers that include science, art, and cooking. Before I left the Child Care Center, I hypo the deafly asked Sherry Thomas how she would discipline little "Sarah" for riot wanting to share her toys with a playmate she claimed she didn't like. Thomasstated thatnopunitive measures would be taken; however, she would explain to Sarah that it was okay not to like someone, but she still had to find a way to do what she wanted without hurting others. Children learn what they live. Or is it children live what they learn? v V Art/English publication seeks student input Altar Ego which recently Student writers, poets, and artists are encouraged to submit entries for a student publication produced by the Art and English clubson campus. The intent of this yet unnamed collage of student achievements is to encourage creativity at Parkside and to instill a tradition of artistic expression, both visual and written, that all of Parksidecantakepridein. Amixed panel of faculty and students will evaluate each anonymous en trya nd will publish the selected pieces of poetry, fiction, non-fiction and art in a quality book form. All written submissions are due in the English Club mailbox in the SOC office (WLLC D139A) by Friday, February 15 at noon, or entries may be mailed to Tod Gagliano, 6904 Whitewater Lane, Ranger Photo by Sunni Beeck won the Purchase Award Racine, WI 53402. Submissions must be typed and double spaced. It is recommended that entrants retain a copy of their writings, as the materials cannot be returned. Poems must not exceed fifty lines and fiction/non-fiction pieces must be under 1500 words. A registration form must accompany each separate entry and may be obtained from the English Club mailbox in the SOC office. Do not put your name on the work itself. Artistic entrants shouldcontact the Art Club for more information concerning entries. If you have any questions, con tact Tod Gagliano at 639-9225, or attend an English Club meeting in CART 135 on Wednesdays at noon. Movie Review Awakenings- Dramatic breakthrough for Williams, DeNiro by David Wick Staff writer Who would have thought that a guy who started his career playing an alien named Mork from Ork would become one of the best dramatic actors of our time. Robin Williams has proved to us that there is a fine line between comedy and tragedy, and he might get an Oscar nomination for it He has been nominated twice before for hisr oles in Good Morning Vietnam and The Dead Poet's Society. Awakenings is a film based on the true story written by Dr. Oliver Sacks. Sacks is also well known for writing the book The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat. Sacks also served as a technical adviser on the film. The film stars Williams as Dr. Malcolm Sayer, a reclusive neurologist, and Robert DeNiro as a patient, Leonard Lowe, who has been in a sleep-like state for three decades. Sayer experiments with a drug called L-Dopa and awakens Leonard. DeNiro is very effective as Lowe, who loses thirty years of his life. Try to imagine being a person who goes to sleep as a teenager and then wakes up a man in his 40's. I don't want to give anything away, but the performance thatDeNiro gives at thee nd of the movie is very emotional and there were a few tears being wiped away by a couple of audience members. DeNiro may be the greatest actor in the world and the best thing about this film. For Williams, this film is a major breakthrough, because he does not add any of his stand-up comedy bits that he is so popular for. This is straight acting for him and he has surprised a lot of pe ople. This is, without a doubt, Williams' best performance. Penny Marshall directed Awakenings, which is her first drama and only her third film. Marshall has also directed Big and Jumpin'Jack Flash. Marshall pays great attention to detail and adds a lot through her direction. There is a scene in which DeNiro takes his first steps out of the hospital. He takes little baby steps down the stairs while a small child takes little baby steps up the stairs. Who would have thought that the woman who played Laveme from "Laverne and Shirley" would become a bigtime movie director? Awakenings ijs w ell written, well directed and it has two of the best performances of the year. Awakenings is one of the best films of the year, and I give it four stars out of four. January 31,1991 Entertainment Ranger, Page 17 Record Review Iron Maiden: No Prayer for the Dying by Chris DeGuire Staff Writer Eddie's boys are back for their eighth studio release, NoPrayerfor the Dying. If you enjoyed 1988's Seventh Son of a Seventh Son you should really like this one. Keyboards again have been added to enhance Maiden's distinct sound. No, it's not Killers (my personal favorite), or The Number of the Beast, or Powcrslave, but does it have to be? Each album has had a different quality about it and this one is no exception: a definite original work. The most noticeable difference is the replacement of long-time Maiden guitar ace Adrian Smith, who left to pursue a solo career. Replacing him is Janick Gers of Gillan fame. Gers played on Maiden vocalist Bruce Dickinson's solo disc, last spring's Tattooed Millionaire. Adrian's writing will be missed for sure, although he did co-write the track "Hooks in You." This leaves room efw guitarist Dave Murray to help with the writing, which he rarely does. But if you remember 1980's "Charlotte the Harlot" or 1983's "Still Life" you know how well he can write. This time around, check out "Fate's Warning," co-written with Bruce. It's one of the heaviest tracks ever recorded by Maiden. The disc's most original track is the first single, "Holy Smoke," a stand against television evangelists and other pray T.V. services that manipulate people into sending them money: "They ain't religious but they ain't no fools/When Noah built his Cadillac it was cool/Two by twoand they're still going do wn/ And the satellite circus just left town." Other standouts include "Tailgunner" and "No Prayer for the Dying." My personal favorite is the song Bruce wrote last year for the Nightmare on Elm Street V soundtrack, "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter." Its sound this time around is much sharper, especially with Steve Harris' bass and Nicko McBrain's drums, giving the song much more life than the soundtrack version and is very reminiscent of the Killers days. The disc also contains the epic "Mother Russia," about the sweeping changes that have occurred in Eastern Europe over the past few years. It's not as long or complex as Powcrslave's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" or the Seventh Son title track, but it has the richness of Somewhere in Time's "Alexander the Great"and is ac lassic in itso wn right. The guys are showing little signs of age and this outing is their heaviest in a few years. If anything, buy this one for the cover. Artist Derek Riggs again gives life to Maiden's macabre mascot Eddie, who still seems to be in search of his brain which was taken from him in 1983's Piece of Mind. In addition to the new Maiden disc, a live video, Maiden England, has also been released. It's a full length 90 minute video recorded at London's NEC Pavilion and features almost the entire concert. It is also one of Adrian Smith's last performances. The video was directed and edited by bassist Steve Harris and was originally supposed to feature only three songs: "Infinite Dreams," "Killers" and "Still Life." The band did not want to release a full show such as 1985's World Slavery Tour. But they obviously changed their minds and the result is Maiden at their best. Featured are standouts from the Seventh Son disc and rarely performed favorites "The Prisoner," "Still Life," "Die With Your Boots On" and "Killers." Classics "Iron Maiden," "The Number of the Beast" and "Hallowed be thy Name" have never been as intense. No one puts on a show quite like Iron Maiden. The stage set is a massive recreation of theic e fields depicted on the Sevent h Son cover. The video also features the appearance of Eddie at the end of "Iron Maiden", a giant puppet in the Seventh Son cover pose. It's a spectacular scene and is a must for fans and collectors alike. Noted African-American pianist to perform Classical, contemporary and Afro-American music will be performed by Armenia Hummings, an internationally acclaimed pianist tonight in the Communication Arts Theatre. At age four,Hummings began musical training in violin and piano at the New England Conservatory of Music in Boston. Twelve years later she received a scholarship to the Julliard School of Music, where she won several awards. Hummings then began a tour that took her to five continents and 27 countries. She has won numerous competitions, including the Musician's Club of New York, the National Association of Negro Musicians, and the Leeds International Pianoforte Competition. During the 1960's, she worked with Vladimir Horowitz teaching at the Harlem School of Arts. Selections performed at UWParkside will include "Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring," Johann Bach; Mozart's Sonata K 576in D major; "Before I'd Be a Slave," Undine Smith Moore; Mendelssohn's Snncr Without Words No. 21 in E major; and "The Entertainer" and "Maple Leaf Rag," both by Scott Joplin. Admission to the 8 pm concert is S6. The concert is part of Parkside's 90-91 Accent on Enrichment Series. This series is funded in part by a Wisconsin Arts Board Grant. Tickets are available at the door, but toe nsure yourselfa seat, hurry down to the Information Desk to buy your ticket now. rjANDEE JL/liqlor mabt 10% OFF IP FOR PARKSIDE STUDENTS * Present current Parkside I.D. at time of purchase. (Offer does not include items currently sale priced) Dandee Liquor Mart • 4701 Taylor Ave. • One mile north of Kit on 22nd Ave. (Moochurn) Offer- Good Thru February 28 Enjoy ^ onr) bonofi HEALTHY BENEFITS FOR HEALTH CARE MBA'S. excellent salary and benefits working with a worldwide health care system. Discover an environment where the needs of the patient-not costs of treatment-come first Experience the rewards erf being a commissioned Air Force officer, phis advanced education, medical/dented care, 30 days vacation with pay each year and much more. Call USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS COLLECT (414)291-9475 SET4IWT£AR4»WN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of chairs, tables, etc.. for dances, receptions, meetings and special events. No prior experience necessary, but applicants should be in good physical condition. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION Ail positions available this Semester with some special event work required. Students must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.00. LIGHT AND SOUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/teardown operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experiencerequired. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evening and weekends APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UN ION ROOM 2 09 TN PaitoMu IMor Is an aquaI opportunity ampfoyar. Woman and mlnofHloa aro oncouragod to apply. Ranger, Page 18 Feature January 31,1991 The Week at Parkside THURSDAY, JANUARY 31 MUSIC: Pianist Armenta Hummings, Comm. Arts Theatre, 8 pm. $2 Parkside students and $6 others. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1 BLACK HISTORY MONTH runs from February 1 to February 28. Look around campus for details of events and activities. MOVIE: "Flatliners," 8 pm, Union Cinema. $2 public and $1 students. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4 PRESENTATION: "The Urban League and NAACP; Looking Back and Moving Forward," Union 207. MARKET PLACE: Black History Month Cultural Market Place, 10 am - 2 pm, Union Bridge. Will run through Feb. 8. WINTER CARNIVAL: Feb. 4 through Feb. 8. Events to follow. COMEDIAN: Happy Cole, Union Square, free, 9 pm. DRAMA: "A Bit of Bard" with Darryl Robinson. One man Shakespeare & comedy delight, 7 pm, Comm. Arts Studio, free. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6 COMEDY: Comedy Sportz, Union Square, 9 pm, free. SPRING BGJEAK9T CANCUN FROM $399 COMPUTE PACKAGE INCLUDES: • BotnofnD air to Ccrcui. Mexico. • POCJY3 Mp (TcrtSea from expert :o hotel • 7 nignti occommoocWa. • 1 ha* teqiAO pcrty. • On location protesSonc! to* •JCOrt. • At hotel taxes arc services. • Oottood tars aveSctie. WEEKLY DEPARTURES ! (800)BEACH I T I J UW-Parkside news releases Bangkok trip offered Bangkok, Hong Kong and Singapore will be someof the stops during the 15-day Southeast Asia Study Tour offered through Parkside's Center for International Studies, May 28 - June 10. Chelvadurai Manogaran, professor of geography and director of International StudentServices, will lead the tour. Cost of the trip is S2.695 and includes roundtrip airfare from Chicago, double occupancy accommodations in first class hotels, most meals and al tour fees. Early registration is encouraged in order to secure participation. Arrangements for installment payments are available. For more information, call the Center for International Studies at 553-2701 or 553-2600. Master singers group Do you feel like singing? Parkside is seeking adult members for its Masters Singers group. Individuals of all music levels and experience can participate. Rehearsals will be held from 7-9:30 pm on Mondays. Concerts are scheduled for April 7 and May 6. A diverse range of music is performed including longer choral works, show tunes, folk songs, spirituals and a variety of contemporary musical selections. Participants in Master Singers can choose to receive academic credit or not. For details, contact the Music Departmental 553-2111 or 553-2457. Community Service Announcements WASHINGTON PARK HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMEN NEED HELP. TNT program requests assistance during 2nd and 3rd hour study halls (8:47am- 9:34 am or9:34am-10:26am). SC Johnson Elemementary School could use volunteers in their Homework Assistance Progtam on M/W from 2:30-4:30 pm. Fifth grader in Racine still needs math tutor. One hour weekly can be a solution. Please respond. COMMUNICATION MA J ORS....RE AD THIS. Racine Tourism Bureau is in search of someone who is a creative writer, has good verbal skills and is a self-starter. Become Racine's "Visitor Line" writer and reader for the telephone and for radio broadcasting. You can also write Press releases for Journal Times. See Carol in the Career Center today. GENERAL OFFICE WORK is requested by the Racine Literacy Council. Duplicating materials, typing and filing are needed any time between 9 am and 4 pm or until 7 pm on M and W. Two hours weekly flexible time. KENOSHA SPANISH CENTER has several programs that can use volunteer help. Become a tutor for high school youth on T/W or from 3-5 pm. Tutor older youth who arc working for their GED. Spanish speaking adults are learning to read and write English. Become a PALS Program volunteer. Internships are also available if more time is needed. See Carol Engberg, in the Career Center—WLLC-D175 formore information or call 553-2011. All graduating seniors are encouraged to attend these seminars: Thursday, January 31, 5-5:50 pm, WLLC D182 Friday, February 8, 12-12:50 pm, WLLC D182 Job Search Communications Wednesday, January 30, 12-12:50 pm, WLLC D173 Thursday, February 7, 5-5:50 pm, WLLC D173 Come to The Career Center, WLLC D175, to sign up for the workshop you plan to attend. THE MOD ROCKERS /GEEZMFTO! rwng tuition, buying I BOOKS.GOtMG TO Al l MY C1ASSES, IAMD SEEING M Y OLD FRIE NDS,IT 1 STILL DOESN'T SEEM L IKE THE VSE/AESTER HAS ST ARTED! J January 31,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 19 IBM Volunteer of the Week Jennifer Burns has managed her time well as a psychology and elementary education student, wife, mother, and volunteer since enrolling in the Student Community Service Program last March. Jennifer has recorded over 100 hours as a staff volunteer in the Women's Center at UW-Parkside. She answers the telephone and greets students as they stop by the center. Depending on the need, the student receives a listening ear or a referral to a campus or a community service that can be an answer to a more difficult problem. In October, Jennifer chose to volunteer at the Planned Parenthood office located in the Lincoln Neighborhood Center in Kenosha. She runs the front desk assisting with client intakes and testing. Dana Barnhill, Site Manager, reported, "I am very satisfied with Jennifer's Jennifer Burns work. She is friendly and outgoing as well as sensitive to the clients' needs." Thanks Jennifer for your willingness to help others here at UW-Parkside as well as in the community. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 r GIVE LIFE. GIVE PLASMA i Give us 2 hours, twice a week, and we11 use your plasma donation to help save the lives of burn and shock victims, heart surgery patients, and hemophiliacs. And you could earn up to $100 per month. Take the time today MONTHLY & DAILY CONTESTS NEW DONORS Bring in this ad and receive $15.00 for your first donation Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha Inc. 6212-22nd Ave. People Helping People For Life M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-Th 10:00-5:30 (414) 654-1366 Small S cale Humor by Chris Ingram © Chris In gram 1 990 The origin of "The Wave" J Library/Learning Center Offers Free CD-ROM Workshops Learn to find magazine and journal articles on one or more of the Library/Learning Center's 20 CD-ROM Databases You can find magazine and journal citations on everything from Iraq and Scud Missiles to AIDS and Gun Control to Ancient History and Dinosaurs by using CD-ROM Databases Come in or call the Reference Desk at x2360 to reserve your place at one of the following workshops: Ttiesday, February 5,5 pm Wednesday, February 6,12 noon Monday, February 11,12 noon Tuesday, February 12,5 pm Wednesday, February 20,5pm Friday, February 22,12 noon Monday, February 25,12 noon Tuesday, February 26,5pm Ranger, Page 20 Classified January 31,1991 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room D139C in the Wyllie i rary earni g • Gx ° the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside studen s are p r run. classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. Ifanerroroccurs.thead will be run reeo c arg o wing week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of a dvertisng Place V ' s CUS smooqc' Parkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger Business Manager a ( ) - 5. [ CLUB EVENTS Hispanic Organization at Parkside (HOP) first meeting of the semester Feb. 1, noon in the Center for Education/ Cultural Advancement (CECA) office. All interested people welcome. UW-Parkside Geology Colloquium presents Dr. John Attig, Wisconsin Geologic Natural History Survey, speaking on Lake Wisconsin Permafrost History and its influence on landform development, Friday, February 1, 1991, noon, in Greenquest 113. Parkside Airborne Ranger Association (PARA) meets every Wednesday noon in Molinaro 163. Pi Sigma Epsilon, the national marketing fraternity, will hold its Orientation Night on Sunday, February 3, 1991. All majors may attend. Orientation Night will start at 5:00 pm in Molinaro Room D137. ] [ FOR SALE | H HELP WANTED Apple Scribe Printer - excellent condition, $75. Call 654- 0095, after 4 pm. *87 Chevy Nova (Toyota), well cared for, west coast car (no rust), automatic, 4 door hatchback, air-conditioning, 55,000 mi., $4,500. Conie Bailey, WLLC175, ext. 2610 or 554-0404 (home). Meal tickets for sale. For more information contact Heather at 553-2806. FUND RAISING | Fast Fundraising Program $1000 in just one week. Earn up to $ 1000 for your campus organization. Plus a chance at $5000 more! This program works! No investment needed. Call 1-800-932-0528 Ext. 50. HELP WANTED We need self-motivated students. Earn up to $10/hr. Market credit cards on campus. Flexible hours. Only 10 positions available. Call now. 1-800-950-8472 Ext.20. MISCELLANEOUS Wake-n-Bake Spring Break '91! Cancun from $459. Jamaica from $539. Come play in this year's hottest spring break destinations. Don't be left in the cold. Availability limited. Sun Splash Toursl- 800-426-7710. Party with MTV this Spring Break. Sign up for Daytona Beach now! Call 634-0192 for more information. PERSONALS Partv at Paradise Lanes, 6501 ¥ Washington Ave. in Racine on Sat., Feb. 2, 1991 from 8 pm - 2:30 am. Free beer! Tickets $3, contact Deb at 553-2889. Vaun. real cool taking the rackets. Lynn thanks you for her job security. Idiot!!! RESEARCH NFORMATNN Largest Library of information in U.S. - all subjects Order Catalog Today with Visa/M C or CO D 800-351-0222 m Calif (213) 477-8226 Or, rush $2.00 to Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave. #206-A. Los Angeles. CA 90025 The UW Parkside Music Department presents Heather Hall, Soprano Joel Boyle, Trombone Junior Recital Sunday, February 3, 1991 3:30 pm Comm Arts Building D-118 Free Admission 'Jm Featuring 6 Wolff Tanning Beds with Face Tanners To Serve You Get That Healthy Look Before Spring Break, Look Good, Feel Good $ 5.00 - 1 1/2 Hour Session $ 20.00 - 5 1/2 Hour Sessions $35.00-10 1/2 Hour Sessions $65.00-20 1/2 Hour Sessions Tanning Is All We Do 2311 Roosevelt Road - Kenosha WI 652-4484 h LSAT GMAT MCAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. NEW LSAT starts 3/23 • GMAT starts 2/4 • MCAT starts 2/12 • GRE starts 2/25 Phone Registration 277-9990 »> STANLEY H. KAPLAN d=2 Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances Available at the Union Recreation Center Monday - Thursday: 9AM - 11PM Friday: 9AM-12AM Saturday: Noon-12AM Sunday: Noon - 10PM Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 16, January 31, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1991-01-31 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System black history month blood drive campus police campus safety career center child care parkside student government association (PSGA) red cross sexual assault troop support united council (UC) https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/4c46c7a4109b60b79e25c5d6ba2480b6.pdf 9a6fb63b8c70535756ccc8d31d1f09a5 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 31, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Student Charged in break-in Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE A~NGEA April 12, 2001 INSIOE Page3 Allan awareness arrives al Parkside in April Fmnt Page continued Page4 Mia's Horoscopes Pages Liquid Crack: Running with the Bull Page 7 Suggested drink list for Nlimng end-of-semester stress Page8 New Parkside club N<Ognizes community importance Page 12 This too shall poss Page 13 Sports Editor of the Week: Sarah Olsen University of Wisconsin-Parkside Parkside student charged in break-in Zach Robertson Sports Page Editor University of WisconsinParkside student Clarence M. Easterling was charged last Friday witfi beating a custodian and robbery. According to the Kenosha News Easterling, 22, was arrested for allegedly stealing pizzas from a gas station in Ifie early morning hours of April 4. While Easterlin15 was m jail police found evidence linkin!,l him to the attack of the custodian. Easterling is accused of wearing a mask like the one in the movie "Scream'" du.ring the attack on the custodian and allegedly trying to break into an Automated Teller Machine in the Student Union. If convicted Easterling could face up to 77 years in prison and $60,000 in fines. Dean of Students Steve McLaughlin said that there is going to be a student discipli- nary hearing al the University when the police reports are fin- ished. Easterling could face sus- pension or expulsion. A suspen- sion would mean that he would not be admitted into the Univ_ersity for 2 years. An expul- s10n would be for an indefirute amount of lime. The student would have to appeal in order to return to the University. According to the Kenosha News, campus police found the ATM broken into on the morn- ing of April 2. The custodian was found shortly alter in a restroom with his feet bound and arms tied behind his back with black plastic straps. The custodian told police that he was cleaning when two people wearing "Scream• maslcs entered and put a gun to his head. The two men ordered him to get on the floor and told him that if he wasn't quiet, they would kill him. An officer received an anonymous tip that Easterling might have been involved. A roommate showed the police a bag that Easterling had given him. The officers found a "Screrun" mask and black plastic tics. The custodian, who has asked to remain anonymous, was taken to a nearby hospital, where he received stitches in his ear and was released. Although the food service workers were shook up by the incident, they have remained calm throughout the investigaA mHk almilar to this one was wom during the April 4th break-in at Parllaide. tion. "lhe workers were obvi• ously concemed," said Paul Ehlers Director of Dining Services. "Many of our employees have worked for us for qwte a few years, and these thinl;jS just don't happen at Parkside. According to Ehlers the campus police have been escorting worl<ers into the building. Talking Color retreat rewarding experience Sanchez added that he enjoyed, "being free to talk openly about what we didn't understand." Sandy Struebing, a non-tradi- tional student commented, "I liked the fact that l got to know my classmates on a more personal level." issues. However, the retreat gave me that opportunity. I feel ihat there should be more opportunities for discussion am~ classmates about these issues said Liz Jordan, a UW-P sophomore. ____ Ju_lie Thompson __ During the Ja,,i weekend in March, several UW-P students and faculty members converged al Riverbend Nature Center to discuss issues related to race, and lo hopefully learn more about their fellow UW-P students. The second annual Talking OJ/or Retreat was orgaru7.ed by Eng- lish Department Senior Lecturer, Chris Christie and UW-P seruor and PSGA Ptesident, Joseph Rucker with help from Christie's Ethnic Studies 290/490 students. Although some retreat attendees arrived with feelings of anxiety about being filmed while others arrived with questions about race., Chris Christie's biggest concern was that the group would be too timid to dlscuss such powerful issues. But when all was said and done, the overall reaction to the weekend's events was positive. 'The retreat was a welcome forum to interact with people of other ethnic h,,ckgrounds said UW-P senior, Ray Sanchez. "I learned a lot. We each had a totally different outlook. I learned that people of different racial grour,s often misinterpret each other· said UW-P freshman, Prisilla Canada. "As a commuter I don't often get the chance to talk to my classmates about social issues and other important . Frida{ night's a~a. consisted o eacli participant introducing him or herselI, followed by a getting-to-kr!Ow-you exer- ose, led by Curtis Bickham from the Advising Center. Afterwards, everyone enjoyed making their own piu.as and Contlnu«I on ,,,,,. 3 April 12, 2001 Page2 Aprlf 10 April 19 • Friends of the Library presents: "Political Construction of Asian American Identity" w/author Leny Mendoza Strobel, 7 p.m., Owrlou._ Loung~ (5E!C• ond floor of UW-Parkside Library), free April 11 • Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Percussion Ensemble, Communication Arts D118, free • lnfoBrcaks: Introduction to Netscape email (Tom Peischl), free, 2 to 2:45 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie O!50D Aprll 12 • lnfo8reaks: CBT (Smartforce Computer Based Training) w /Pat Eaton, free, 2:15 to 3 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D April 12-15 • Foreigr, Film: "Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl," China, subtitled, film shown: Thur./ fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater; admission by season pass. April 17 • lnfoBreaks: Remote Access w /Sandy Ouveneck. free, 9:45 to 10:30 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150O April 18 • Noon Concert Student Recital, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • lnfoBreaks: Web of Science w /Cindy Bryan, free, 2 to 2:45 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D Co--Edltors-in.Chitf Reporters Cartoonists • lnfoBreaks: Introduction to Scannin_g Graphics w /Don Lintner; free, 2:15 to 3 p.m., Ir,structional Tech Center, wyllie D150O Apr/120 • Noon Concert Brass Ensemble, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • Second Annual Conference on Teaching & Leaming, 3 to 8 p.m., location to be announced. • Special event: New Student Orientation Day for fall 2001, open to campus and community April 20-21 • Plays at Parkside: "Lysistrata 2411 A.O." Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets: $10 adults; S7 students/seniors; group rates available. Call Diane Smith at (262) 595-2564. April 21 • Special event: RangerFest 2001, campus-wide program, all UW-Parkside organizations will participate w /interactive booths, 10 a.m. lo 2 p.m., liee. Sports and Activity Center Hours: Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Friday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday: noon to 6 p.m. Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m. Monday through Wednesday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovation. Brenda Dunham T~nePayttm James Berry S.rah Olsen na Coady DavidGehmg GinaCiardo Sheree Homer Copy Editor Mel;s,a Stepru,,,son l'hol~hy Dlttcton Melissa 51<,phenson Zach Rob<,rtson e/frey Alley BcnSdunwll Kory Holm DanFral<e Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop ~ RiayeemRaslud Des1:i and Ulyout M~nagtr dela Lazano BusinetS Manager and participate as the meetings are open to • I eter Jason Forchette MiJan.ka Sulejic Dan White those at Parkside. '<I'. Opinion Page Co-Edito,. $~~tor Ad...tiemg Manager Wy/1/e D-139C • Chri,,tule Agaiby TyronePa~ .,.. phone: (262) 595-2287 MeUssaSttp SJ>0115c!fv fax: (262) 595-2295 Ranger Advi,or Dena y Dave Buchanan April 12, 2001 Page3 Asian awareness arrives at Parkside in April TYfOM A Payton Opinion Page Co-Editor Tie Parkside Asian Organization (PAO) represents a mall fraction of Parkside's student population, but they have big plans for the Uni• versity ana the rest of the month. Its members have been planning the whole year to get the chance to sponsor their club and their Asian ethnicity this April, which is Asian Awareness month here at Parkside. Most of the planned events are still left for the end of this month, but students may have already caught a glimpse of Asian culture when a vendor shop was set up in Upper Main Place from Tuesday, April 3 to Thursday, April 5. The vendor shop was decorated with numerous items including cell phone cases, eyeglass pouches, pillow cases, bool< bags, colorful stuffed snake, turtle, and lizanl ornaments, and numerous other sacks, satchels, packs, and pUr'..CS. For those three days, PAO representatives manned the vendor booth, as they sold over $500 in native goods that were manufactured m Thailand by Laotian workers, acco~ to PAO president Ymg Vang. t;'.ach of these products were 1,cautifully adorned as many of the pouches and bags were garnished with "pansdaos, an Asian form of embroidery," said Pakou Vang, one of Parkside's new student senators in the Parkside Student Government Association. On Wednesday, the booth operators gave a surprise as many dressed up in Hmong clothes. Pakou said these clothes "basically consist of a shirt, a _blouse, some jewelry, and_ c~m bags of Laotian design. The vendor shop is just the beginning of more upconung events. On Thursday, April 19th, an Asian comedy troop called Stir Talking Color continued munching on homemade brownies and cookies. Bickham came equipped with plastic cups and multi-colored oeads. Each f>articipant was asked to place the appropriate colored bead into a plastic cup depending on the partic• 1pant's answer. For example, if the participant's physician is white, he or she placed a white bead in their cup. If the partici· pant's physician is Asian, he or she placed a tan bead in their cup. At the end of the exercise, all participants examined their beads to determine if the participant Includes pwple of d iver.;¢ l>~unds into their lives. The Theatre of Empower• ment, led by Communication Department Professor, Jonathan Shailor, ended the evening with students re-enacting events from their past that involved racial discrimination. It was a painful, eye-opening experi• encc for most. -When we were forced to act out, or see someone else act out the 1'31'1 of a bigot, although it was hard to do and see, it was necessary so we could see issues from the black view• point" Struebing stated. Rucker added, "Jonathan Shailor was very inspiring, and (he) create<! an unusually relaxed atm06phere given the fact that we were dealing with Friday Night will be doing a one hour performance in the Union Cinema starting at 1:00 p.m. courtesy of Claudia Mosley of the Office of MultiCultural Affairs. Their main purpose of their comedy is to use humor to address Asian stereotypes," said M06ley. some senously strong topic,,," Sanchez's favorite activity •·was when we were all instruct~ ed to strike a pose that defined how we felt about something. The rest of us would try to determine what the subject was trying to convey, which helped give us an insight we dian't fiave, but it also gave us, as su~ jects, an insight into how others perceived us." Unfortunately, although Rucker and Christie made numerous attempts to attract students, the number of partici• pants was low. "I was let down and so was Chris Christie. This type of retreat is critical. It opens up a whole new avenue ol Jeamm17, and is a powedul ex~riencc,' stated Rucker. Also, Friday, April 20th, the PAO will be sponsoring a dance in the Union Square from 9:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. On Monday, April 23rd, there will al.so be a social located in the Den from 12:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m., but the month isn't done yet An Asian ethnic dancer, SeulGhcz'.:s reaction to the low turnout was similar, '1he group was small, and some of us were less represented than others as far as numbers went, but the messages were clear, and we proved that the silence could be broken. I'd really like to see this kind of retreat become more well established, a venue that allows barriers to be crossed even briefly." Yet, despite low turnout, Christie wasn' t deterred as she carried out a final exercise. She instructed participants to divide according to race and then to prepare a list of questions that each wanted to ask the other race, an exercise she called, "fishbowl". While some quc."Stions were clightly arous~ ing, most were thought provokPeggy Myo-Young Choy, is scheduled to enlighten a crowd in the Union Square on April 26th. This event will begin at 1:00 p.m. and is sponsored b{. the Office of Stt1dent Multi-Cu • tural Affairs, respectfully from Carmen Ireland. The PAO has big plans for this month, but these events aren't the only bright thing about this club. Pakou is not the only PAO member in tl>P !'!,(;A. Newly elected senator, Peng Her, was awarded a seat beside his fellow PAO member. Also, Ying will be graduatini; this May with her major in cruninal justice, and another _graduate, PAO secretary, lien Chau, will be getting her second bachelor's degree in political science with a legal studies concentration to add to her bachelor's degree in French, "Vhen asked about what the PAO taught her most, Ying said, "It has helped me to be more o~ while still Jetting me talce a part in my ethnicity." O,.,u also rccolleded on how exciting it was to spend her fall graduation semester as an int'?tn fnr 1 Jnitro States Senator for WISCOnsin, Russ Feingold, as she worked for immigration services as a caseworker along with constituency. The PAO representatives and the Office of Student Multi-Cul· tural Affairs has all of these events coming up in. this mon!h to display the diversity of the Asian culture. There are many p061ers hanging up in the uruversity hallways, and to find out more about cultural happenings at Parkside, visit tne Office-of Student Multi-Cultural Affairs locan?d in Wyllie Hall next door to the Parkside Activities Resource Center. ing. For c-,x;implP, one student asked, 'Would any of you trade f>laces and become black for one <lay?" Although the initial response was ·•yes," it quickly change to "no" after the student changed the ?uestion to, "What if you couldn t go back to being white?" A question U,at caused white students to stumble and to contemplate was, "How does it kcl to be white?" When asked what her overall response to the retreat was, Christie's said,· Attendance was somewhat low. I'm disappointed that we didn't have more e thnic diversity," Although attendance was low, most atten· dees were grateful for the experience, and beyond a doubt, they left with a greater understanding of each other. Page4 S ent Nurses ... Here's the place for shiny, happy futures! Nurse Tuch OPEN HOUSE Thursday, April 19th 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM in the Sturtevant Room accross from Human Resources St. Mary's Medical Center 3801 Spring Street, Racine, Wisconsin Lt.am about our exciting Nurse Tteh Program and finil a great home for yoor career! If yoo are at least in your 1st year of clinicals, you can earn $10 an hour, AND rtetive valuable hands-on experiena. •Get information on career opportunities • Apply for our Nurse Ttch Program •Interact with Department Managers •We offer flexible hours that fit your schedule • Enter to win a new Stethoscope! Enjoy complimentary hors d'oeuvres Call (262) 687-4577 to RSVP before April 13th, 2001 April 12, 2001 Mia's Horoscopes ___ M_ l_lanka Sulojlc __ _ Staff Reporter Capricorn December 22- )anuary 19 Capricorn th rives in the era of the specialist. Your comer of the universe is hot property and you know it better than anyone. When chOOGing com~ petent support stall, you get first pick. Aquarius January 20-February 18 Making excuses is a cheap form of creativity. People are more impressed by something that will last for ages. Take your skills out of the closet and prove to you rself what you can do with them. Pisces February 19- March 20 A staJJed vehicle slips into gear and roars into action. Your dark days arc over. Open the curtains and look out upon the world that awa its you. Throw yourself passionately at the next attractive opportunity. Libra September 23-0ctobcr 22 An ideal rises above its material accessories. The game is more than the pieces that you move around the board. Ask others to determine who else might be sharing your dream. Scorpio October 23-Novcmber 2.1 The Scorpio moon dominates the week with you as its favorite. Some will see you in all your magic, while others only perceive the mischief that it causes. Those who sense your overwhelming love are quick to forgive. Sagittarius November 22-December 21 The first try serves as a map of the landscape that you currently inhabit. Everyone still has a different idea of what is happening. Your next attempt should introduce style and meaning to those who know you better. Aries March 21-April 19 An easy target is likely to shatter on impact. It's best to swaJJow your anger, although you're the one who might get hurt. II you can't be nice to othc-rs.. at least trP.at you!'5ielf like royalty. Taurus April 20-Mary 20 You enjoy being a part of a scene that may not be altogether good for you. If trouble leaves you unscathed, don't invite it back for another round. Under the Scorpio moon, Taurus stands on precarious grounds. Gemini May 21-June 21 Your impulse to be alone might cheat you out of observational knowledge. This dance is open to the public. Watch your opponent's footwork, even if they don't slip, you can still learn something. Cancer June 22-July 22 The Scorpio moon casts you in a bright, outgoing light. You're playful and articulate for much of this week. Neighborhood business associates sec a different, more fun side of your personality. Leo July 2~August 22 CO undercover. Your t:\!S-" pects act naturally when they're oblivious to the outsider in their midst. The most comfortable way to maintain• fa~ade is to have at least one person to whom you can open your heart. Virgo August 23-September 22 Feel free to wonder about things that you don't fully understand. An open n,iJ1d helps you pass many rich hours. The Scorpio moon has a p owerful lesson to teach you. LISTEN UPI April 12, 2001 Opinion Page Liquid Crack: The Running of the Bull Tyrone A Payton Opinion Page Co-Editor 36 hours of overstressed nerves nearly shattered me past my reality 6reaking point two weeks ago ti •II ~n during my usual Friday night late shift at good ol' Brcwmasters Pub on the south side. It seemed that the majority of the staff was getting into this new Red Bull cnergy ilrink. You may have seen the com- mercials w,th its clever cartoon illustrations and clipping catch phrase, "Red Bull gives you wii- ,ngs!" Well, it seems from wordof-mouth, my Brcwmasters facility has found a new adrenaline zapped resource to keep them catapulted into a state of readiness, because the Red Bull epidemic spread fast. That Fnday, two weeks ago, was the day Red Bull eradicated my physical and mental health for the entire nij;ht spanning into the next evening. Around 7 p.m., 1 chugged the cylindrical Junkie drinlcand waited to see if my patience would be rewarded. Unbeknownst to me, Red Bull was about to take me on a day and a half of pure roller coaster insanity. This silver and blue can dispenses a shade of tan liquid that is similar to a real bull's hide. This liquid tastes like smashed Skittles, but unfortunately is over• powered in its .after taste by the carbonic acid. It states on the can that this elixir will increase endurance and reaction speed, but is not intended for the caffeine sensitive. lhat was the catch live. After alL like most college students, I enjoy the regular cup of coffee. Well, Red Bull is a far shot from your ordinary coffee. Heck, I'd consider ii a galaxy away from a simple espresso shot. This liquid crack kept me ' up forever. 1 call it liquid crack, because of its unfortunate side effects. My hypersensitivity to caffeine was evoked by this strange concoction. I fowtd myselI completing homework that was due wecl<s away from this tl.me of ron~umpliun and cleaning my room more thoroughly than a French maid. When Saturday came around and I was scheduled to do another late shift, though I came off my high as if 1 plummeted from a mountain summit ,&", for me. Before now, I ~ never considered ,,_,~ ~ 11 8 V RNS :J"' w , "!!" ! 1 never felt my body fall into such a lethar}\ic state as I was in that Sat• urday. All! cared about was slamming my head down on my pillow and catching some well deservea Z's. My brain told me to shut my eyes, myself caffeine sensi- L---------------' Page5 but they felt as if they were sta- pled to the back of my head. I had no control over my functions. 11 was as if my blood- alcohol content was doubled and l was in a dysfunctional stupor. App.,rcntly this withdrawal i:, sinilltu· to tne ,,•ithdra\Val of a cocaine fix after its rejection from the system after an exposed time. No, rm not on drugs, a server at my work just harpened to know this insight• fu 'knowledge. Well, if you dare to experience my private hell, than be my si!esl, I just hope_you don't go off the deep ena like me. Oh, hey, you can even take your choice between your body's destroyer now. It appears that Sobe has e,•en started their own juice junkie fix called Sobe Adienaline Rush with its patented ti2ards in the S-shape. Ifs your choice, the lizard or the bull. P A12.ll.6ID6.. 6 TUDb.NT Cb.NTb.R.. Spa1ds NAPPY HOUR 1-4 PM DAII.Y t.S CINT TAPPERS TS CENT IOTTI.H AND RAILS Summer Positions Available • A/V Technical Services Assistant • Bartender • Building Manager • Graphic Oe!l.ioner • Office Assistant-Activities • Summer Orientation Assistant • Office Assistant-Information Center • Office Assistant-Ranger Card Office • Set-Up/Maintenance Services Assistant Fill out an application today or stop by or recruiting table in April l Applications and position descriptions are available in Union 209, Ranger Card/Information Services or at the Career Services Offices. Apply I od,iy1 L n 1<H1 20') r-.a Th,trn""'1~ol'o\1><<~~•11'P.1t~•"l'I'"''' -.,,,,,t.,,,,•, n •1h•t •• ,1, .. ,h ,., f"\o,>>t•u•"l .odll'l<'P.,ot l.Mc!,•\t,~l,11<•nl,1t ><-'"'I>~• ,)h..t ~'< /!• DRINKS • MUSIC • DANCING SE Wisconsin' s Newest & Hottest Dance Club & Sports Bar THURSDAY LADIES NIGHT DJ KWIK PUI IHOfl FOR THI LADIII TUESP_llY KARAOKE WITH CRAff BONNIE 50 CENT TAPPERS $1, 50 BOTTLES FRIDAY & SATURD_~Y MIC.HTS DJ KWIK IPINNINC. VINYL 11 INOT SPECIALS WEDNESDAY COLLECil NICiNT le> CINT TAPPIIH le> ONT SNOT IP~S 11,M> IIOTTLIS DJ's • Bands • Pool • Foosball • Darts • Food • Daily Specials Open Daily @ 3 PM • Closed Sunday and Monday Reduced Co,cr \\ilh Colle\!<' JI) Frid,n and Salunla)! 1146 Sheridan Road• Kenosha, WI• 552-0830 Page6 . Northwestern College of Chiropractic ,,111h,,.1·\!r ,, l )!) ;•1111 ,,k \• 1 "',1~1 J1l \·Juc..1: .,or, 1.1w111(-I\· 1•1'.U....-l! ,,,, 11,r )f,l l \''l'.!lr\ 111\l .-.J. •'Yf I llllli .i' ,11111 lhr\ ,1!1'. 111.1,h,1·1.: I r, m \!tlMH.J '(• /1rn!•J""'(' ,1, "'''' j'IJ\l1t1,;,cw1, 11>d ,,, 1111\'fl''"'-'l'I •1J.f\ -...·un,1,:, 1hn l,.n1,..., 1lu1 ,,u: I()( U\ON IX('I 1.1.1.~CI. h.a., ,;~n,-nl II'• .l•l m ,·•nJ.,11•1J! ~e.:;'l(1tJ1111r -" o1 ,,, ,11,0 ,n, l,11"1'1J\h\ \·J•.1\.lt1 ,n J'Ml1111t ,Jn J •-1,• '(.lq1t,l1 n·,c.i1uh ,,,r~l,.,.,·,1,;n, , <1 ,1v,1td e.:rr,.'lt1!P!l j101.1lt ll!•ltl,11"•1) h·Jl,1111'1( I ·•t1f 1,,..!,,\!tt! !lt,l"lfllU'>H!,1\.,!li•T1,I p10,:1,)MI <'lqt,.): •1f,/ th,· hJ"( J•1,f, ! Tl, .1 -< T"I< ,;, J,,'l:''"''"' \ IJ• , h,i11r,• ·" 11, th<"•l:-,t·1 11, • -.. r 1 •"""'' 1 '• ,1n,I p1ut111 ,•1;itl ,l~<ll1·'l,t {l,u 'L"l)l\fll'll ,lnlt\l 111·•·•,!1-r l''"):I JI'!'• mlfltlN ,pl ''IJI\ ,1 !lh- • 'l'l"llll!.n1t t" l!"l.f .i • 1 ,1\r I ·\ ,,,rlqit •• 111<' n \(uJ, 111, 1t\lt pr•r.1tk ,-.,11 1,:1.:,!,1.ett, "-tl'h Jrt U~l•AR,\1.1.flrll CIJ',l(AI. IOUNll,\IION \o.M f),lf ( !1\'\'t '-t.·1", -C.(''\. ( t~•:t•~ \o, IU~I' ....... J\\•\J II! f 1,1r10,l,1.itt•,11t ·,hpb(tlnllll .Jr•,J,, 1t.in11nJo,1,1J rt1I ""' ,,01 i,:,;1o;f,1~1o,·, hnt .... ,,h J ·•1~h ,.1:"IAI,., 1 k'\t J.., ,1h t' 1n1 ,,1·t·, ,, I 1,1 ., J)t. r ... ,n~• \· ,,1 ut 11101\ 1ku1lnl i-1 ,r,,,•un l,,I ,I,,, 1!, ... ,,.,1,.,,, .1d11l', '"'"" ,<,(l!l\( ,o t/ Jl I 800-fllJS-4777 ... if'-' , 1111.il .,, ...,., ... 11,.h,,,hht,l,,1 Mlftl 11\\ l\lt ~~ 111 \I i II ... 11,, 1, ! , \, ,1 , ~ \.ll I 'Q; IUllrt. ",t \f,.,"uf•ol" "" ~q\ 1 April 12, 2001 EHTAAI EHTAAI The Ranger will be appearing for Ranger Fest April 21st, Noon - 4 p.m. • Come find out what we have been up to this year and what we plan to do next year. • Have your story ideas heard. • Talk to us about how you can contribute. Position avai lc1bl1• .is oi August 1st! Position avai I able as of May 14th! Student Employment Opportunity Available Womyn's Center Coordinators • Coordinate resources and programs for women • Wage: $7 per hour • Excellent opportunity to gain and Improve leadership skills • Minimum of 10 hours per week (can be combined with a Student Activities Assistant position to provide more hou~) Applications and position descriptions are available in Union 209, RangerCard/lnformation Services or at the Career Services Offices. Apply Today! Union 209 < ~,,,,.,.,,, ,,+ ""'" ,,. ''" r_,.1.,.,1,. ,,..,,.;,Ir•,...,,.,,., '"' D,>l•t>!' '- "11h °"''' ,.,I n,~-.1• ri,•~••·, , .,,),o, I 1t..- f>J,i,,1.Jt• V u.-lr"! C",~,t,•f t,·,, ,,,,;~•.,~,., ,·1t,t• ~•l',-1 l~~ PAR.~.:>IDb.. 6 TUDb..NT Cb..NTb..12. Student Employment Opportunity Available Summer Orientation Assistant • Coordinate Ot'ientation registrations and other tasks associated wrth New Gtudenl Orlentauo, 1 • Wage: $7 per hour • Must be enrolled as a student ln Fall 2001 • Minimum of 20 hours per wook (can be combined wich a Stvdent Activities Asslslant PQ$ttion 10 provide more l'laor$} Applications and position descriptions are available in Union 209 ' RangerCard/lnformation Services or at the ,'a"·· Career Services Offices. LJ11io11 .'i i" ._, .......... l " ' ~"' u1»tn,.f>,1,l,,id,• j><uvi.tn _,,.,;, ,., "" I"'! " "'" " tf, 'I", ,.,I f>lf•h ~ """'·"' II,_. P.ut.,i,IP ~lud<-t,I (" ffil<'I j,., .,,,,_!Jn, , •. U l, ! , ; ,, ,- ' , j -, Apr1112, 2001 Page7 Suggested drink list for relieving end-of-semester stress Recipes taken from the Digital Bartender website Comfortable Fuck Buddy A favorite with late-night study buddies. Ingredients: Southern Comfort, Peach Schnapps, 7-up, Sweet and Sour Instructions: Tall drink glass take ingredients as listed and pour into glass in equal parts. start as such 1/4 southern comfort, 1/4 peach schnapps, 1/4 7- up, and top off with 1/4 sweet and sour and enjoy! Contributed By: Space Ace Dirty Girl Scout Dedicated to aJI the secretly naughty good girls out there. Ingredients: 1 oz Kahlua 1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1 tsp Creme de Menthe Instructions: Combine all the ingredients and mix. Pour into a glass filled with ice. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Frozen Cappuccino For the ivy-league college student. Ingredients: 1/2 oz Irish Cream 1 /2 oz Coffee Liqueur 1/2 oz Hazelnut Uqueur 1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream 1/ oz Light Cream 1/2 cup Ice Instructions: B_Jend until smooth. Sprinkle cinnamon sugar on top and add a cinnamon stick for a stirrer. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Liquid Cocaine A favorite with The Ranger News editors and anyone else under too much pressure. Ingredients: 2 sbots Southern Comfort 2 shots Amaretto Splash of Grenadine Orange Juice Instructions: In an 8 oz glass, add Southern Comfort and Amaretto. Fill with Orange Juice. Top with Grenadine. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Three Legged Monkey What you wi.l walk like after you drink a few of these. Ingredients: 1 oz Crown Royal 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Pineapple juice Instructions: Shake and stiain, into rocks glass. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Toasted Blow Job Need we say more? Ingredients: Kailua Ammoretta Milk Ice Instructions: Mix, Shake, Serve Contributed By: Corey Hair on your balls Grow some. Ingredients: 1 oz Tequila 1 oz Jack Daniels 2 oz Orange Juice Instructions: Mix the shit up and drink. Contributed By: Amanda Brain Hemorrhage Save this one for after your last final. Ingredients: Peach Schnapps Bailies Touch of Grenadine Instructions: Get a shot glass pour 2 3rds Peach Schnapps, pour bailies onto the top of a spoon so' as it sits on top of the schnapps and then a drop of grcnaame "remember just a drop of Grenadine", Contributed By: Gaz C Cumstain A toast to every couch in the dorms with !hat strange smell always lingering around it Ingredients: goldschlager white creme de cacao malibu milk Instructions: mix liquor in shot glass put a few drops of milk in the shot Contributed By: avilee smith G- Spot Here's one any man could find. Ingredients: 1/2 oz Grand Mamier 1 oz. Stole Oranj Splash Triple Sec Splash Orange juice Splash Sprite Instructions: Shake Grandma, ,•odka, triple sec and OJ, after shaken add a splash of Sprite and strain into shot glass. Enjoy! Contributed By: AtlBartenderPia Dr. Feelgood A toast for that one creepy professor. Ingr~di1:,,~. Bacardi 151 Dr. Pepper Ice Powered Sugar Cherry Instructions: Put the ice in the glass, pour 2-3 shots of 151 on the ice. Fill the rest of \\lass with Dr. Pepper. Top drink with sugar and drop in the cherry. Contributed By: The Choads Dirty Monkey What can be found in sweaty gym shorts at the Sports and Activity Center. Ingredients: 1 oz. Banana Liqour 1 oz. Kahlua Dash of pure Vanilla Extract Top of with Half and Half Instructions: Add all the above ingredients in a shaker and serve on the rocks Contributed By: Neil Thomas (Harbor S Screaming Nazi You know you've had a few of these for teachers - take a shot for every one. Ingredients: 1 oz Jaegermeister t oz Peppermint Schnapps Instructions: Combine and drink. Good if chased with milk. Contributed By: Andreaounds Nightclub -Solomons P98 New Parkside club recognizes community importance _Courtney Chr1stllns.n _ _ StaflR_,.... Anew club started this semester at Parkside • called Students in Action (SIA). During the week of March 26th•30tfi they advertised their club in Wyllie Hall, where they had a raffle for books, Jamaican dolls and a Parkside I-shirt. They also gave away several free journals titled "Through Others' Eyes," which contained papers written by Parkside students. The journal was sponsored by SIA and PSGA president of SIA and a sophomore English major. One of the goals of SlA is to help the community around Parkside. They expressed an interest in working on more projects with the Parkside Communi'}'. Outreach Club (PCOC). I'm interested in becoming more involved here on campus, said Jesse Bennett, Vice President of SIA and junior Business major. Another soal is to get students more mvolved oy pub- lishing their papers in their l ·ournals. They also would ike to see more students recognized for academic achievement by having an academic awards ceremony at the end of the school year. sit. "We just want to get involved in the community to see growth and chan_ge. That's our motive for getting involved, " said Ishihara. SIA has recently done a blanket drive for newborns in Kenosha Hospitals and a book drive.Members of SIA attended a Student Awards Banquet on April 5th, where they were recognized as one of several new clubs at Parkside. On April 7th, SIA partici· pated in Huni;er Cleanup, a volunteer pro1ect that helps solve the problems of hunger and homelessness, with otlier clubs and student volunteers from Parkside. April 12, 2001 ·----------------------~ I I :aowl 2 Games! Get1 FREE EXPIRES 5/4/2001 I I I I I I I I .. Coupon must be presented at time of : service. Not valid with any other 1 discounts or offers. Prices may vary. 1 All offers subject to lane availability. 1 ·----------------------· Quote of the Week A J'rofessor at Parkside slarte the idea for SIA. "She got her class to do work in the community by teaching the importance of community. Each person in lhe class had to do some sort of activity, such as lhe blanket drive, book drive and volunteering at Women's and Children's Horizons" said Kelly Ishihara, SIA is interested in volun- teering their time at Women's and Children's Horizons, a shelter in Kenosha for women and children. They would like 10 tutor children, work with parents in teaching their children and possibly baby •He who is outside the door has already a good part of the Journey behind him.• Deferring taxes with TIAA-CREF can be so rewarding, you'll wonder why you didn't do it sooner. One of the fastest ways to build a ,~ement n~ egg 15 through ux.-cleferrecf Supplemental Retirement AMu1t~(SAAs) from TIAA-CREF. Your funds are automat.ally~ucted from~ paycheck.~ it\ easy 10 build in<Ome 10 ~rnen1 'fOU' penStOO aod Social Secuuty • E-speoally since your SRA contt,butioos grow und1nw11shed by ta.a:es until yov wittv:hw !he funds. And wu may even be ab1t to bOtrOw funds against )'Our SR.IN: unique benefit of choos,ng TIAA-CREF.· INl/fSl AS lff111 AS ~,month tt,1ou;,t1 • ""'°mW< Pf)'roll plan So why w¥t? let TlAA-CREF's low eq,enses andirwertment expert~ h('1p yoo bvtlda comfort•retirement. We think you will find ,t rewarding ,n lhe ~ to come. Ensuring the future far tliase wba shilpe it• 1.800.842.2776 1rs EASY TU S,,VI MORI THROUGH THIPOWEJI OFTAX OHIARAL $ 10 2J)68 S67.Sl4 $41.2.'2 SJl,9.'.' S0.0."12 SIi .609 . 'L,..--.-.... .,.. ........... • Al~~..,_..,.,.._ .. ¢11\ h)P>lhWc:lltumplt ~u .. , UUI' SI CU a fflVnlh in, la•·«ft~ m,,w1W111 "'!a.llfli'' rt1um 111a l&•~ u , tmli:l.tt 1h111t,,~11tr I«'"'* lh• 1M ,_ v , ' ""'""',.._1111t1 , u,,,11,, - 1eul "'iums ...w: pn11 ~ I • ~!w'°f 111•"•-.,ill t\l,,-1a11t.W •c:ld-'-> ThcC'lw1 :it,,,-, 11 Pft"lt'fllf\l f,;,, illu1rr;,11, .. ~ ' Oft!) w .in ~11rfln<1 JA1,I PfflOlffll.llU. or lltt'(lln '"''-'It ft,W!U.. cir -~ fL\ " Othf .mlUIII, (If ft,flect t•~, www.tiaa-cref.org APRI _ , 12-2:00 pm - \ ~ \~ l "\ ~ ' '~ Skipper Seeks Racing Crew owner/Ski~r of 36' cruising/rcidllg •loop -.kin, c,-for Set• ul'day rcic. arlcl ,oiling out~ North Poillt/Wlnthrop Harbor. s..kq either ~d rocar, or ffllnldlastic: IIOY!ca wilting te 1'9 adr. Their ,kills. Crew ~tcd to commJt to l'IICffl9 dat., and 2 praetioe sessions, donata OM -kand both prior and ofter rou tlOIIOII top~ boat, and poy f«' own food ond bcVCl'OgU. Practica and race dat• en as follows: MIi:( 12th-~ica MIi:( 19th - prcctlce J'ung2nd Jurw 23rd J'I/Jy 14th JI/Jy 28th Augu,t25th SeJ)t.mb81'15th for .,. Infoi matlon Or To Apply EmAII Stcphaftl• Byer ot UISclllWIM9col. COIi\ The Campus Cultural Programming Committee Presents STIR-FRIDAY NIGHT! The Midwest's Premier Asian American Sketch Comedy Troupe Thursday, April 19, 2001 1:00 p.m. Union Cinema Sponsored by the Plan 2008 Divers,ty Monitonng and Assessmenl Committee. Office of Mutticultural Student Affair$, Parkside Activities Board. Parkside International Club, Student Activilies, Parkside As,an Organizalion Jostens "' Jostens will be on campus April 16th and 17th 10 a.m. - 3 p.m., Campus Bookstore • 14 kt gold rings • Half off on diamonds Margo T. Kurtid Office: 262-763-4626 Fax: 262-763-3248 Attention Nurses! 1~ v Aurora Health Care Nurses have been honored with the oovctcd Mag~t . Award from the American Nurses Association. While the Magnet Award s1gru· fies excellence in all areas of nursing, it is the bedside care of patients and the nurses' ability to act on behalf of tfte patients that is the heart of the award. We would be honored to have you share this recognition by becoming part of our award "~mung team. Available positions include: • Graduate Nurses • Nurse Interns • Nurse Assistants W~ offe~ a generoush1ition forgiveness program, educational assistance, indi· ,•1dualized onentation, advancement potential, CNS support, referral bonus program, flexible scheduling options, generous retirement savings plan, atten· dance awards, shared governance, and numerous opporturutics. You_ can apply now, tour units, and/ or meet with an Aurora nurse. We are flex.1ble to m':"'t your n_eeds. Consider opportunities in the following areas: Med1cal/Surg,caf, Cardiac, Medical Rehabilitation, Onoolog)~ Jntens,ve Care, . Long Term Care, Hosp1ce, Orthopedics, Women's Health, Emergency, 8ehaV· ,oral Health, Telemetry, Labor and Delivery, Operating Room ana Home Care3307 West Forest Home Avenue P.O. Box 343910 Milwaukee, WI 53234-3910 Phone (414) 328-6664 Fax (414) 389-8111 www.aurorahealthcare,org Equal Employment Employer M7F/D/V C Au ro r aHea lthCare"" l' • , <, ,! ·--:. .. . • I ' ' Ve .... Canaan Chicago Opens April 13th ! ,/ ,..· ~ u,,.u,- u l , t ,. l ! - .• --.'+~' ::; B ·•· ~ ' , ' i>.\, ... ~;~:s 1. ~.).·, · ... _,.. ;:\ ,,.. . Drink Chicaeo -, ,~.- ~---,·l•-~nm,,... ... r],-" ' ,, - . -' ,, ] I, I ' ' I ·· _.; · ::! :;!J· ..;1~:1n • I • • • • .J l ,:_ • Veaas Milwaukee • • ·Ai.'.t au 11. Chicago We Took A Little From The Best Clubs InAmericaTo BringYou s 0 s C L u B The Dance Club Kenosha's Been Waiting For 4626 Sheridan Rd. 654-9196 Page 12 "fl'!12,llllt - This too shall pass Advocates Help Sexual Assault Victims Missie Stephenson --Opinion Page Co-Editor Are you willing to take 24 hours out of your month to help those in need? Put your spare hours to good use by becoming a sexual assault health advocate. Advocates go through train- ing to become more eaucated about sexual assault. There are five 3-hour training sessions required to be an advocate. In these sessions, volunteers are taught how to help assault victims, their families and friends. Future advocates learn the emotions behind assault, what the victim is feeling, the procedures they will go through in the examination room, and some of the legal procedures the family can follow to prosecute the offender. When an advocate is called, they go to the hospital after someone has been raped, molested, or sexually assaulted and act as an advocate". Advocates help family mem- bers cope with what their loved one is going through and explain to tfiem what Ifie vic- tim will be going through when at the hospital. Advocates also help explain to family members fhe emotions they and the victim may feel, and that what they are feeling is normal. Having an advocate at the hospital tielps the victim and their family to feel that they are not alone. Advocates are there for support, to answer questions on the procedures the victim goes through, and help them learn to cope. One example would be that many victims recoil when touched by fa.mlly members after being assaulted. Advocates are there to explain to them that this is a normal reaction and is not because of anything they did. When on call, advocates have a phone with them for a 12-hour period. Shifts range from morning, night or all day. They are allowed to sleep during the 12 hours. The requirement is just to be able to drop everything and get to where they are needed. There are monthly meetings to catch up and refresh on what is happening. April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. There will be a peace walk on April 29th, details are still in the making on where it will be held. There will be bands, a Walk for Peace and speakers. To find out more, visit the Womyn's Center on campus. You may also call Moira Kalichman at 399-0625 and le.ive a message. If you or anyone you know has been assaulted and wants help, or just wants to talk, call the assault hotline at 637-7233. i"he one -th,n9 B<>.-f vv,o,v-'s- u+: 1;;y be\\ dc,e5vi't do ; 14 ee r' 1-\; s f0"+5 vf'. Cartoon by Jim lllny } I want my MTV Win a studio tour and trip for two to NewYork City courtesy of Time Warner Cable $ Give me money - that's what I want Say hello to the KISS-FM DJ and make a mad dash for cash in the KISS~FM Ka$h Kube A Keep your eyes on the prize Enter to win tickets to HarborFest, gift certificates from area businesses, and much more ' f !f: (,I . _ . There's a party going on right here Get 1n the sp1nt, celebrate all UW-Parkside has to offer and share it with new students Saturday April 21, noon to 4 pill Ranger Fest 2001 ,April 12, 2001 THE: RANGeR Men's baseball red hot - Dena Coady Sports Page Report..- The men's baseball team on Saturday, March 31, swept Missouri-St. Louis at home. The Rangers first game against Missouri was a 5-0 victory. The Rangers accounted for 11 hits. First baseman Ryan Thiede had two hits, as did designator hitter Michael Elliot and short stop Mark Prina. Last year's second team All GLVC-Honors pitcher Ri ley Gostisha gave up only four hits. Elliot came away with two RBI's. Right fielder Erik Kraemer also had two RBI's. In the second game against Missouri, the Rangers ran awav with a 6-1 win. Rangers had 'seven hits, as opposed to Missouri's three hits. Left fielder David Devey had three hits and three RBI's. Three Rangers were hit by a pitch, Ryan Thiede, Brian Rehm, and Mark Prina. Pitcher Scott Dreyer gave up only three hits, and pitcher Steve Kargus gave up no hits. On Sunday, April 1, the Ransers swept Quincy University. In the first game the Rangers knocked down four hits, two of the hits came from center fielder Jason Morgan. Left fielder Erik Kraemer and second baseman Brian Rehm had an RBI each. Catcher Frank Gagliardi was hit by a pitch. Pitcher Aaron Taylor gave up the five hits by Quincy and he gave up one run. Pitcher Micfiael Elliot gave up no runs or hits. The Rangers did pull away with a 3-1 win. 1n the second game against Quincy, the Rangers came away with 10 hits. Three of the hits were from left fielder Erik Kraemer. Right fielder David Devey had two RBl's. The Rangers pitchers Walter Vojacek and Matt Sattersten each combined for a perfect game, with the exception of the two runs in the second inning. The Rangers won 6·2. According to coach Sal Bando Jr. six of the !'itchers Riley Gostisha, Scott Dreyer, Aaron Taylor, Matt Sattersten, Michael Ellis, and Walter Vojacek played hard over the weekend. "Michael Ellis is a valuable weapon out of the bull pen for us," said Bando. Walter Vojacek, who is coming back from surgery, coach Bando said, -Walter played five innings over the week• end." Coach Bando went on to say that the pitching was outstanding and that tlie top four pitchers gave them chances to win. As far as a team, "There was good pitching and the defense was exceptional. We only gave up two errors in lour games." Junior /itcher Walter Vojacek sai , "Best weekend we had all year. All three aspects were working pitchini;, hitting, and defense." Voiacek also stated that his arm felt good to play and that he played five innings without any soreness. Next up for the Rangers is Northern Kentucky Uruversity at home, tomorrow at noon. Also Saturday, April 14, at noon. Let's hope those Rangers continue to stay red hot. Baseball Page 13 UW-P softball sweeps Bellannine and Kentucky Wesleyen Dena Coady SportaR__, UW-P softball squad topped Bellarmine, 2-1 and 7-2 on Saturday, March 31. UW-P also outlasted Kentucky Wesleyen on Sunday. April 1, 2-1 and 3-2 A steal from third base to home plate won the game on Sunday. The softball team traveled to St. Francis on Wednesday, April 4. They did return home for games on Saturday, April 7, and Sunday April 8. Saturday's game was against St. Joseph's. Sunday's game was against IUPU-Fort Wayne. Ranger track teams fair well in Wheaton Invitational Dena Coady SportsRaponor• On Saturday, March 31, the men's and women's track teams took part in the Wheaton Invitational. The UW-P men finished sixth place out of 19 teams participating. The women's team was 12th out of 17 teams participating. Winners for UW-P were Josh Slaml<a in the 400 meter; Bob Sikorski in the high jump; Jason Meekma in the 1,500 meter; and Erin Enright in the 3,000 meter. The winning streak for the UW-Parkside Ranger baseball team stands at 7 after the team swept Lewis, 3-2 and 5-3 at Oberbrunner Field last Wednesday. The first game counted in the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) standings and lifted the Rangers to 5-3. They are now m second place m the conference's North Division. After the wins, UW-Parkside was 20-8 overall. Coach Sal Bando's crew played at Southern Indiana and SIU-Edwardsville over the weekend. Intramural Volleyball Standings Intramural Men's Basketball TEAM Wins Loses Pct. TEAM Wms Loses Pct. Strikers 7 2 .750 The Avengers 7 2 .750 And 1 10 1 .9QCJ Monkeys 6 3 .670 FiTaBis Hazard County 9 2 .818 3 6 .330 Odd Style 2 7 .220 PCF 9 2 .818 Shaken Not Stirred 2 7 .220 Wind Lake Ice 6 7 .461 Results: The Pomstars 5 6 .571 March 29 Blazers 4 7 .363 The Ave;Jtrs defeated Strikers 15-11, 15-9 Shaken ot Stirred forfeited to FiTaBis Teaml 3 8 .272 Monkeys defeated Odd Style 15-5, 15-10 HNIC 1 10 .090 April 5 Gad Style defeated FiTaBis 15-4, 15-11, 15-4 Standings will be updated weekly. Monkeys defeated Strikers 1&-o, 15-11, 15-10 The Avengers defeated Shaken Not Stirred 15-2, 16-14 I Page 14 3/30101 Inc 01-277 c rim in a 1 Damage to State Property, University Apartments, 1:30 a.m. A student reported loud voices outside his ro::xn and then his door burst open and several male subjects entered. 'The apartment resident chased them into the ccmron area. A check of the area revealed beer cans, bottles, food, etc in the corrmon area of l.he apartment. Incident pending further investigation. Inc 01 278 Disorderly Conduct/Underage Alcohol, Liu versi ty Apartments, 2:17 a.m. An unidentified caller reix>rted subjects t h r o w i n g bottle~/garbage off a balcony. 'Three inc:lividuals were issued citations for underage t drinking violations-1st offense and one individual for 2nd offense. Inc 01- 279 Traffic Violation, 4200 Block of CTH A, 7:55 a.m. A driver was cited for speed'.ng 69 mph in a 35 mph zone. Inc 01-280 Personal Property Theft, Moli naro 115, 12:21 p.m. P student reported her wallet missing. No suspects or witnesses at this time. Inc 01-281 Security Alarm, UnlVerSlty House, 12:23 p.m. Officers responded to a call regarding a malfW\ction of an alann system. Alarm was reset and residence secured. The alarm company will be called to service the systan. Inc 01-282 Conduct, Apart11lents Disorderly University oore building, 4 :04 p.m. A student raportQd anothQt:' student had pushed her into a wall. Investigation revealed there had l:)een previous conClict between the two individuals. No further police involvement is needed at this time. Both parties agreed to have the incident referred to ,, housing officials. rnc 01-283 s t o l e n Vehicle, .Ranger Hall, 5 :56 p.m. A parent reported her vehicle stolen which had been loaned to a roomnate by her son. It ls MlimPrl C"'Ar will be returned within a few days. case inactive until further information develops. Inc 01-284 T r a f f i c Violatjon-Operating While Intoxicated, C'lli E at Wood Road, l :08 a .m. UPPS officer stopped a vehicle for a defective headlight. Investigation revealed driver was intoxicated and citations were issued for CMI, 1st offense and blood alcohol content over .10. Subject was transPQrted to Kenosha County jail and the vehicle towed from the scene. 3131/01 Inc 01-285 Medi c a l Assist, SAC Pield'>ouse, 11 :44 a .m. A visitor was injured when he 'Was hit by a pole vault bar. Kenosha Med Unit 5 transported subject to Aurora Medical Facility for treatment. 4/01/01 Inc 01-286 ASsist, Agency Ranger Hall lot, 10:54 p.m. Kenosha Sheriff Dept. requested UPPS officer assist with a subject on an active warrant. KSD had follo,,-ed subject who had fled from Pet· s Park into Ranger Hall lot. SUbject was t.aken im:o custody by KSD and UPP$ officer cleared. 4/02/01 Inc 01-287 Suspicious Circumstances, Ranger Hall, 12:00 a.m. Officers responded to a report of an individual who had passed out in level 3. Investigation revealed this was an April Fool's joke. SUbjects were warned about their behavior. Inc 01-288 Ar.ned Robbery, union Building, 3 :51 a .m. Officer on patrol noticed the A'IM machine had been broken into. A food service cue todian was later found bound and injured in a food service locker room . Investigation continuing. Inc 01-289 Weapon Violation/Illegal Dis- charge, Ranger Hall exterior, East side, 9:36 p .m. A ctudcnt reported hearing a gunshot outside her bedroan window·. Officer checked the area with neg~tive results. 4/03101 Inc 01-290 Security Alarm, Corrm. Arts, 7:59 a.m. An employee accident.ally set off the a l arm system. Everything was found to be ok. Inc 01-291 T r a f f i c Violation, C1'H G and outer LOOp Road, 9: 06 p.m A driver who T He RANGeR April 12, 2001 failed to stop for a stop sign was issued a written warning for l.hat offense and a citation issued for. mandatory seatbelt. me 01-292 Tr a f f i c Violation, CTH G and outer LOop Road, 9:29 p.m. A vehicle with a headlight out was stopped and driver issued a citation for mnndatory seat belt. 4/04/01 Inc 01-293 Tr a f f i c Violation/0\ll, HWY 31 at HWY e, 12:33 a .m. A driver who failed to stop at a red light was found to be intoxicated. Citations were issued for operating while intoxicated and mandatory seat belt violation. Inc 01-294 A g e n c y Assist, Amoco Gas Station, 30th Avenue & 15th Street, 2:39 a.m. Officer assisted in locating a subject regarding a theft . One suspect was taken i nto custody. Inc 01-295 Fire Alam, Greenquist Hall, 10:32 a.m. Officers resl)olld. ing to an alarm fc:,Jlld it LO have been caused by workers flushing fire hydrants. Inc 01-296 State Ptx,perty Theft, Ranger Hall, ll:33 a.m. An employee reported a SU.'> of money taken from her office. Incident pending further investiga- tion. Tnc 01 297 Suspicious Circumstances, Visitor· s parking lot, 12:42 p.m. A staff member reported receiv- ing a profane note oo his parked vehicle. No suspect or witnesses. 4/05/01 Inc 01-298 Traffic Vio- lation, HWY 31 at fftl'/ E, 5: 59 a .m. A vehicle with no taillights was stQpped. Driver was cited for mandatory seatbelt violation. .. ( ,,. ·, J v r Go.,,,,e • < oo.d L< , ' 1 • Cartoon by Jim lllffY April 12, 2001 FREE CLASSIFIEDS! For a limited time only! The Ranger News will print your student classified ads free of charge. Forms are available at the newsstand in front of the library and between Wyllie and Greenquist Hall. Call 595- 2287 for more information. Announcements QuMtions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center. 637-8323. • Chess Club meets on Tuesdays from 7pm-dose in Library Lounge 2nd floor. • 1 roommate needed for halt house. $250 a month. Washer and dryer includ• ed. Great location near lake and the Boat House. CaU Christy @ 605-0287. • Ladies ring found in Ladies washroom (Upstairs Wyllie). Mainly a gold ring with stones, please describe though. Call (312) 286-7315 or e-mail me: dos1er@1friendly.com if you believe it belongs to you. Triple H Grange, L.LC Organic Boarding, Horse· back Private Lessons • English equipment • 15 miles of trails • Be inspired by nature. Come ride with us. 7417 - 7 Mile Road David Higgins (262) 681-2964. www.rbcisfree.com Services Offered FREE TUTORING • Free tutoring is being offered by the students from Student Technology Corporation. Tutoring n the following areas of com· puter related software is available: Microsoft Office, Using the Internet Effectively, E-mail and Creating Web Pages. Tutoring will be by appointment. To schedule your appoint• ment, call Bob or Cfui.s at 595-2790. HELP WANTED ApartmentRenling.com • Free online college apartment search. Ranked #1 apartment site for colleg, students. EARN CASH, 6, an ApartmentRenting.com campus representative. Clerical Position • Part time clerical position, $7 /hr. Duties include record keeping and general office knowledge oT medical terminology a plus. Send resume to 7611 Pershing Blvd., Kenosha, WI 53142 • Enjoy working with kids? Kenosha Unified School Oh .. ttid's 21st Century Community Learning Centers are looking for Activity leaders, Instructors, & Tutors for paid after school hours. If interested, please call Gail Netzer 262-{;54- 6200 or 262-653-5923 Disc Jockey Wanted • •No experience necessaryWe are looking for outgoing people to work in thE music and video busines~. Must be available to won weekends and have a valid driver's license. Part-nm, positions are available fo, Spring/Summer 2001. Call to set up an interview! 262-632-6828 X 5 1 •SOO•Disc•Jockey Marketing Representative • Are you looking for a CAREER, not just a job? If you said yes1 Northshore Business Technology has what you've been rooking for. • Locally owned since 1938 • Vendor /Reseller for Major Manufacturer • Established Account Base/Territory • Attractive Benefits Package • Competitive Pay Structure • Product Training Provided • Sales Experience Preferred An excellent opportunity for the right candidate. Send Resume: NORTHSHORE BUSINESS TECHNOLOGY Gary Nephew 9114 58th Pl., Suite 100 Kenosha, WI53144 Phone: 262-657-3355 Fax: 262-6571575 Equal Opportunity Employer • Athletics Department looking for aerobic kickboxing instructor. The UW-Parkside Athletics Department wants to start an intermural kickboxing class for the second eight weeks of the semester. Now all the class needs is an instructor. Stu· dents who are interested in the ~osition and have experience that would qualify them to fill this role are askea to call Melissa Wolter at ext. 2127. Outdoor Summer Employment • Camp Singing Hills nea Whitewater, WI is seekini Counselors, Lifeguards, a Craft Director, and Program Staff. Room/Board includ ed with salary. June 18 - August 4. Saturdays off Contact Theresa at 262-598- 0909 or tbrady@girlscoutsracineco.org. Work witl kids! Work outdoors! Hav, fun! Positions filling quick ly. FOR SALE 1987 Mazda 626 • V4 2.0 engine, Runs great! Page15 New brakes. Asking $950 OBO. Call Ashi at (home) 551-7431 or (work) 595- 2705. 1988 Ford Escort • 5 speed, good cheap transportation. $500 Call Sarah (262) 633-3786. 1991 Ford F-150 • Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call 884-6812 and ask for Jeremy. 1999 Hyundai Tiburon FX 2 Door Coupe • V4 2.0 engine, 5 spd. numual transmission front wheel drh•e. 28,500 miles, asking $10,900, FulJy Loaded. Questions call Dave Higgins at (414) 282-6870 and Jeave a message. 1997 Mazda 626 UCI • $8,000 Call 262-595-3133 18 Inch Wheels and Tires • $1,800 o.b.o. Call 262-595- 3133 1990 Cadillac Fleetwood • 93,000; Ice Cold A.C.; great running car. Call Vanessa Johnson at 633-3761 or email at john056@uwp.edu. r I I I I I I I -------------.. THE A~NGEF14il FREE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENT FORM Free only to UW-Parkside students Name: _________________________ _ Address: _____________________ _ Phone#: E-mail Address: I _H_o_w_w_o_ul_d-y_o_u_li-ke_th_e_a_d_t_o_re_a_d_? ______________ ------- (Please include your name and phone number in the ad as you would hke it to read.) I I I •------------- Deadlines are every Wednesday br 1:00 p.m. for publication the following week on I Thursday. Forms may be dropped in the inbox ~t The Ranger, located across from the Career Center, Wythe D· 139 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 31, issue 25, April 12, 2001 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 4/12/2001 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System asian-americans ethnic studies parkside student government association (PSGA) robbery sexual assault students in action https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/68bdfbcd0ad3dbeeeb3926e2e00d0e1a.pdf f6d24a5dbae7911ada9225e8c3474c5e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Dr. Thayer to leave university Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �I HE University of WlSCOrisin-Parkside Volume 20,Issue 11 Dr.Thayer to leave university distinguished universities around the globe, including Harvard Uni- versity, the University of AmsIerdam,Kuring-gaiCollegeof Advanced Education '(Sydney, Australia), and the Institut de l'Environrnent (Paris, FI8IICe). Thayer has an extensive amount of published material to hiscredit,includingfourteen boob (all of which he badl audlllred and edited), and a seemingly endless list of over one hundred-fifty ad- dresses and articles. He has three boob cmrently in the wOlks, two of which are near completion and should be released wilhin the next year. In addition to these writings, Thayer has served as founder and editor of ComnwnicDlio1l, geDelll1 editor of ComnwnicDlio1l: The HUJn01IConlexr (a book series), and general editorofPeople, Com- mJUlicalion, Organization (a book series),and has served on theedito- rial boards ofthe/oumal of Com- mwlicalion. Communication and Cognition, Cuardernos de Comunicacion, and COmmJUlica- -tion Theory. Thayer has been listed in Contemporary AUlhors, American Continued on Page 4 By Andy Patch Feature Writer As the spring semester ap- pnJChes, it appears thaI UW Park- side will suffer a great loss. Com- lllllllic:ations Professor Lee Thayer wiD beaving the University after founecn years of service. Thayer will be on leave for the Iprin, and fall '92 semesters to finish two book proje<:ts, after wbidlbewi11 official1yretire from the University. Before coming to UW -Park- side, Thayer served in various ca- pacities with graduate faculties at such institutions as Simon Fraser University inBritish Columbia, dle University ofIowa, the University of Missouri, Wichita State Univer- sity, and the University of Okla- homa. Furthermore, he has been a visiting scholar and professor at Question: Should th~rebe'~ '~~~ys;efnix>lj(;YPto~e~ti~b;U students from lacist and discriminatorybeha'lti()~? >. ,.,'~ .'. 15.79 Don't Know 51.46 November 1, 1991, UW-Parkside faces reallocation of state budget funds in near future State legislature says that there are other priorities than the University System By Latesha N, Jude News Editor In the 1991-93 biennial bud- get submission, the UW System argued lhattherewerecertain fund- ing needs which, if not met by legislative appropriation, would have to be met by reaI1ocation of funds and a commensurate de- crease in enrollment system-wide. These high priority educa- tional needs identified in the bud- get submission include: compen- salion,suppliesandexpenses,JaI». ratory modernization, general ac- cess computers, engineering tech- nology, program and learning as- sessmentand library resowcesand technology. These needs were not met in the bieonal budget, Thus, the UW System and the Board of RegenlS are determined to address them through base reaI1ocations. They have labelled this undertaking the "Quality Reinvestment Plan." "Last year, when the Univer- sity System submitted its budget to the legislature, we said that there an; some areas where we need mOney. We also told them lhat if Sbeila Kaplan they didn't give' it to us, if the legislature didn't give us more . money, we would have to find the money internally by reallocating," said UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. "The state did not give us the mooeybeeauselheysaid lheydidn't have the money. The Governor and the Legis'ab're did not want to raisetuitionanyhigher. They said that there were other priorities in the Slatebudget other than the Uni- versity System,and that they didn't care if we wanted to reallocate our own money intemally,lhat was our decision. They gave us all the money they feh they could give us," said Kaplan. "We had a big I'JI> sa1ary in- crease for the fust year. Now, ilS Continued on Page 4 Whatrights dofaculty have? By Latesha N, Jude News Editor "On one hand, we want to be sure lhat faculty members are pr0- tected against unjustified accusa- tions regarding their pedOl1lllll!CCo and this committee has the ri:spon- sibility to hear and fairly deal widl accnsations against faculty mem- bers. " "00 the odler hand, we expect faculty members to live to up to certain professional standards, and to behave as we would hope they would to meet those standards," said Larry Doetsch, Chair of the Faculty Rights and Responsibili- ties, and professor of economics. . The functions of the Faculty RighIS and Responsibility Com- mittee include: hearing fiIcuIty dis- missal cases, appeals, and com- plaints of alleged misconduct, rec- ommending solutions,and serving as the "faculty hearing committee" for layoffs due to fISCal emergen- cies. The committee also serves as the "appeals committee" for non- renewable faculty appointments. Together widl members of the Academic Staff Policies and Per- sonnel Committee, it implemenlS Continued on Page 2 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 11, November 7, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1991-11-07 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System academic policies committee chemistry department english club sexual assault smoking policy wyllie library learning center https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/5424d63e769c9b877767e9a85e6fe5e8.pdf 53bd017016565069d90319d9fc32f33a Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Assaults at UW-Parkside Housing Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Assaults at UW-Parkside Students arrested for outbreak of violence ., ......... N.Jude News EdItor Two University of Wiscoo· siJH'IIbido male students, both .... oftbe~hallcom. pIeI weaelll'eSled Thunday, Scpo ranb« 19 for disonIcrIy conducL AlII:30p.m. Thunday,cam. pus pOOce responded to a fight in the Iakbce hall aparunenL "Wo found two students enppI in amblll, punching each odIer,lIlIll Wlalling on the floor," DawOslrowsld,ChiefofCampus ........... I'oIil:o, said "The officers had to physically separate the individuals and place them in handcuffs bec: auselbeywerenotcooling down." "Evidenlly, one individual _."" came 10 the other apartmenL He exchanged some words and there mayhavebeensomedisagreements betweea dIeae two male students, The studcat confronted each other and'Mlldl_exchanged. They Wbfijllli slalled f1PlDing, and throwing \lIIIlCblls. Some female students lIIIempIedlDlJreaIr:up lhe fight, but they sot sboved and pushed nmd," housing Sexual assault in U'W-Parksidr residence halls results in arres By Erica Suebs 3, 1991, she was in • room ( News Writer campus and was undreasing wbf On SepremberS,ataboutl2:47 tbedefendantwalkedin,uninvite in the morning, uw· Parkside's He told bee. "Hi, baby" sr, Campus Police Depanmeot reo wasprompllyastedtoleave, wbic ceived a complaint from five fe- be did,leaving. feeling uncon male students who live in theResi· fortable, intimidated, and Ihrea dent Hall complex. ened. SberemembeJed bim from Iteoncemed a male II11dentby previous encounter. where be \u, the nameofRaDdy Bolden; whom, questioned. about dating. they claim, was walking in and out The second woman, AW. sai of their aparunents forthe last few that on September4. thedefendaJ days wilhout their consenL He came, uninvited, into her spar allegedly walked into their bed- menL He allegedly flirted wil room and bathroom areas, malcing her, touching his leS asainst 1JeJ vague anempts at romantic con- until she moved away, while J, versalion. followed. She subsequenlly got u Whilewalking on campus,one and told the defendantlhat she ha of the women (who is a minor) had to use the bathroom and \eeL !ifb¥iGWan encounter wilh the defendant, Tensecondslaterhecameint whoallegedly insisted upon physi· the bathroom, after she had prev cal contact with her, which she ous\yshutandlockedthelllgb< . ... "".!.!.!.!W..!~!' prompdy refused. Wilh 1his incl· hind.. AW screamed at It, UW·Parksiile RCSJdence HaIb denl,thedefendantallegedlyfon:ed defendantandhequicldyleft;lea, Thetwostudents,bothl9years male student got involved with the sexualcool8CL ing bee III discover the \oc:k WI old, were separated for a shon pc- fight The investigation revealed the broIa:n on the lIlg. riod oflirneby residence hall assis· Onestudentswhobiedtobreak following srory: On September 6, the thiJ tants. At anotha point, another CODtinUed on Page 2 The fust woman, AE, stated woman.CB,stalesthatshesawth that on theaftemoon ofSeprember CODtinued 00 .... Cultural Background Among AHANAStudents 48.97il! Amencan Indian Asian Hispanic 6.15il! ~ llidents 81eOf African AmBrican, His . Asian or Native American deamt Multi-Cultural studei)t enrollment' The muttl-ctillUral student enrollment I'l3s'ln<;reased Whilethe nUmber of CaucasIans students halideCrE1a~!!d.. Thlf Amelican Indians have Increased from 1a last year to 27.now.' The AfrIcaiI AmeHcan populatlon wjls 201,laSl year and21J~thi$; YBar. The ASian population, including Vietnameseanct CI1In!'Se iIcreasect from 58 to 59 students. Hispanic;s have also in~ CIfllIsecl from 135 to 138 $lUdentll: EaChII'1Jttj,eu~ral PQPula~: JIon has Increased while Ihll CaucasianJXlPulatlOn h!tS~·' !l!IaI1dfIQm !U68 to 4, $76.* '.. '. " .. ) bz Dr. Lindner awarded university's top honoJ coniplishedpoetwhohaspublished ,---------- three books of his original works. Currenllyheisawaitingtherelease of his latest collection of poetry, Angling Into Light In addition to teaching poetry, Lindner has also taught composi· tion and a variety of courses focus· ing on American literature. "Literature is where I am at my best," explains Lindner. "My ~~";?" passion for Iiteral11reand teaching come togelher. I try to approach the course as a human being rather 1han a scholar and relate lhe material to human concerns, human nature, or America" "You learn a lot about yourself and about life in Dr. Lindner's literature classes," says senior Dionne Trecroci. "It is surprising how he can apply the works to a person's real life." When asted III describe the qualities of an outstanding educa· tor, Linllner responded, "There By Gweo Heller . MauagiDS Editor "The key III teaching is to be authentic, to be yourself," says Dr. Carl Lindner, professor of English at UW-Parkside. "SbJdents know if you're putting·them on. What I do is who Iam in the classroom." Considered by students and faculty to be an expen on Ameri· can literature, Lindner was recently presented the Stella C. Gray Award for teaching excellence for the 1990-91 academic year. Lindner was nominated by Parkside stu· dents for his outstanding teaching tattics and his academic energy. Dr. Lindner earned his undergraduateandgraduatedegreesfrom lhe City College of lhe City Uni· versity of New York and obtained his doctorate from UW-Madison. He has been teaching at UW·Park· side since 1969. In addition III his instructor's CQUTSCIoad, Lindner is also 811 ac· Carl' Lindner needs III be a genuine, caring, Tl spect, and consideration byltt. teacher for the students. Basically, a form of trust to t honest and fair must be honon: CODt-inaed OD.... , Assaults at: : OW-Parkside Students arrested for outbreak of violence housing IJLateslt•N.Jude _ ., Nns F.ditor • 1wO University of Wisconsin- Pllbidc male students. both ,esidealloftbe residence hall complex _.anested Thursday. Seplalber 19 for disorderly conducL Sexual assault in UW-Parksid< residence halls results in arres Atll:30p.m.1bursday.camBy Erica Sancbez News Writer JJIII police responded to a fight in 1-----. a=c-::::~~f.-~ :--:-~~'l""'""'.'I On Septanbt.r8.atabout 12:47 in the morning. UW- Parkside's Campus Police Department received a complaint from five fc- . -.s•l malcstudentswbolivcindlcResithe resideacc hall apartment "We found two students engaged in combal. punching each olher. and wuling on the floor." DaveOslrowski. Chief of Campus P'oJice. said ""The officers had to ~ysicallysepara1etheinw~duals r::~..1 aid place them in handcuffs ~ ,--- = cause they were not cooling down." "Evidently. one individual = ::::=:::::-,,::; came k> lbe other apartment He exchanged some words and there mayhavebeensomedisagreements between dlele two male slUdents. TbeSIUdeatconfronted each other ,tj-'"t:.l9&J_,l!!!tll,lltd dent Hall complex. It concerned a male swdent by the name of Randy Bolden; whom. , V : • "_ they claim. was walking in and OUl .. ..;;::,, •. ,~f~ , , of their apartments for the last few · ·« : ~ , ~- days without their conseoL He · : allege.dly wallted into their bed.room and bathroom areas. maldng vague attempts at romantic conversation. Whilewalkingoncampus.onc ~.-.. of the women (who is a minor) had an encounttt with the defendant, who allegedly insisted upon physi- , •l!!lll~w cal contact with her. which she -~iii ..,._._.._i,,x.a.u. promptly refused. With this inci- UW-Parksicle Residence Halls dent,rbcdelendantallegedlyforced and wonll were exchanged. They scancd figbllling. and throwing pancbes. Some female students llllml)llallDbreakup the fight, but they got shoved and pushed The two students, both 19 years male student got involved with the sexual contact old. were separated for a shon pe- fighL The investigation revealed the IIOUlld.. riod of time by residence hall assis- One students whobiedtobreak following story: tants. At another point. another Continued on Page 2 The first woman, AE, stated that on the afternoon of Septembt.r 3. 1991. she was in her room c campus and was undressing whc thedefendantwaltedin. uninvite He told her. "Hi. baby" ar waspromptlyaskcdtoleavc. wbk he did. leaving her feeling uncon for1able. intimidated. and direa cned. Sheremembm,d him from previous encountt.r. where be h8 questioned her about daling. The second woman.AW. sai that on September 4. the dcfendlJ came. unin~ted. into her apar menL He allegedly flirted wi1 her, touching his leg against hei until she moved away. while l followed. She subsequently got u and told the defendant that she ha to use the bathroom and lefL Ten secondslaterhecameint the bathroom. afttt she had prev ously shut and locked the door bt bind her. AW screamed at ll defendantandbequickly left; lea, ing her ID discover the lock M broken on the door. On September 6. the t1w woman. CB. Slates that she saw th Continued on Pqe Cultural Background Among AHANA Students Dr. Lindner awarded university's top hono1 6 . 15% 48,97% Amencan Indian Asian Hispanic AHANA saidents areof African Am8ricafl His , Asian or Native American d9C911t Multi-Cultural student enrollment The multl-cuttural student enrollment has Increased While 1he number of Caucasians students has decreased. The American Indians have increased from 18 last year to 27 now. The African American poputatfon was 201 last year and 21 _5 this yea,, The As1an population, including Vietnamese and Chin~e ilcreased from 58 to 59 students. Hispanics have also 1nCl8ased from 135 to 138 students. Each roolti-cuJtural popula: Jlon has Increased while the Caucasian population has de· ~ from 4. 668 to 4. 576. By Gwen Heller Managing Editor "The key to teaching is to be authentic, to be yourself," says Dr. Carl Lindner, professor of English at UW-Parkside. "Students know if you're putting them on. What I do is who I am in the classroom." Considered by students and faculty to be an expen on American literature, Lindner was recently presented the Stella C. Gray Award for teaching excellence for the 1990-91 academic year. Lindner was nominated by Parkside students for his outstanding teaching tactics and his academic energy. Dr. Lindner earned his undergraduate and graduate degrees from the City College of the City Univeisity of New York and obtained his doctorate from UW-Madison. He 1w been teaching at UW-Parkside since 1969. In addition to his instructor•s courseload. Lindner is also an accomplishedpoet wholwpublished three books of his original worts. Cwrentlyheisawaitingtherel~ of his latest collection of poetry. Angling Into Light In adrution lO teaching poetry• Lindner has also taught composition and a variety of courses focusing on American literature. "Literature is where I am at my best," explains Lindner. "My passion for literature and teaching come together. I try to approach the course as a human being rather than a scholar and relate the material to human concerns, human nature, or America" "You learn a lot about yourself and about life in Dr. Lindner's literature classes." says senior Dionne Trecroci. "It is swprising how he can apply the works to a person•s real life." When med to describe the qualities of an outstanding educator. Lindner responded. "There Carl Lindner needs to be a genuine, caring, n spect. and consideration by tl teacher for the students. Basically. a form of ttust tot honest and fair must be honort Coatinaed on Pqe -------=-- ------;;-------:;--------- --• t ... ,, ' •• ' •• ,. •• t ., \ 't • ' ' '--..- • ' ] • ,, -, .... ' ,.. .... ,, ' ••• ••• " ', .,. 1' • • .. . . ...... .......... . ...... 4 .....•. .. _....l't .... 't ... , .. ,1.._,.,,4 .. ._,, ... il .... ,t,,. .. ""." 4 4 .t ... t t t t , ~ • t t I • 1 I ~ • 1(!'!!I!l~~i UW-Parbide.,.,n;au,, .. . ... ,. ,. . .. .. . . ,. ~j~f -'~~.~9.~ 7F:.;,~ompl~te story~: on -~• ~e -,3::;, CatlaolleStbdentClublefs new·pri~ and is heading to greater heights.M•o••:;, .... ;:•••♦•M••••Details on ~ge 4. Parkside students facing housing discrimination in their quest for off campus housing. What can be done illld how do it ................. ~ .................... Story on Page s. 'he RangerNews Letter or the Week• See what it hast o sax_.~ .................................... : .... o~ Page 10. , ~ ~ This week's Ewtorial explores both sides of a to~chr ·· ssue ............................. : .................. See Page 10~ • .... heck out UW-Parkside Sports~ Get the latest scores ·n the Scoreboard ......... ,. .... J ....... : ............... See Section B. This week's Classifieds. g~t the latest gossib, for sale and elp wanted ................................ Sec Page 20. ight in housing .,ontinued from Pagel student went into the kitchen :J the fight fell and became uncon- searching for a knife, the report ious for a short period of time. further outlined. Both parties were i suffered a concussion and sus• arrested fordisorderlyconduct,and ined a bruise.· Steve Wallner, were taken to Campus Police for ~tant direcUr of housing wm questioning. tlled to the scene and the students "Both students emotions were ere separated. When Wallner's very high and uncomfortable," ~tion was diverted, both stu- Osuowski said. "After several ::nts went aftel' each other again. people tried to intervene, the stu• t this point, campus police ar• dents did not calm down. The r. ved. custodial arrest was for them to "We were very concerned calm down and reflect the seriousr.!) oot the escalation of this fight," ness of what they had done." Ostrowski said. '"This fight was Early Friday morning, both , •ot a friendly disagreemenL It students had their bail posted. · q ,peared that seveial people at- The Disttict Attorney will be . :mpted to break up the fight, but it reviewing the case for charges. It cid not work." is the judgement of the officas to Acoording to the repcxt, one send students to the Kenosha of the SIUdents in the fight lried to County Jail," Osttowski said. pick up a piece of weight lifting Disciplinary actions are being C4uipmenuouseuaweapon. One investigatcdbySteveMcl.aughlin, of tbe wimesaes IIOppCd him from dean of students, said assistant didoma dlllL Suppoeedly tbe same rector of housing, Steve Wallner. Lindner receives honor CoadlliNClfnllh&el between die teacber and lhe lludenL Knowledge is a given, but ono IDUll baYe a pmioa for commmdc:• lna and be a good role modellDO.· Enalisb major Tim Kretschmann said, .. He's brillianL Hetakesacammon sense8JJIX08Cb to lileralure and comes out wilb uncommon pcrcepdons. He highlights opposing points of view to achieve a complete image. You gee a 3-D loot inSlead of a fJat pbcqlapb.· · · •• · -!:•, .·,:,;. Friday •Film "Sleeping with the Enemy" 7pm, Union Cinema $1 UW-Parkside students, $2 others (PAB) •Hispanic Vendors from 10am-2pn:i, Union Bridge •DJ Dance, 9pm, Dining Room (SAO & BSO) ~un~ay •"Madame Butterfly" 7pm, Communication Arts Theatre, $6 UW-Parkside students, $12 others (Accent on Enric}:unent) • Well Day (Health Seivices) . • "Goal Setting:Getting There" VIP lecture, 3:30pm, Union 207, Free (SAO) • Patrick Reynolds, lecture on Smoking and theTobacco fudustry, location TBA (PAB) • Film: "Boyz in the Hood" 7pm, Union Cinema, $1 UW-P students, $2 others (PAB) • J apenese Week Assault in housing Continued from Page 1 defendant walk into her apartment and asked him what he was doing there. He allegedly responded. "Hey, what's the matte.r, baby?" and ignored her. CB took action and told the defendant to get out of the apartment and shoved him out of the door. She watched the defendant walk out onto the sidewalk, and then leaned over the bal· cony to ask the defendant what his name was. He suddenly looked nervous and scared. stating that he did not want to tell her that. He left, only to return two minutes later to ask "Why do you want to know my name?" Allegedly, he then said "You do not need to know my name, it's not important" CB said that she never consented to have the defendant in her apartment on that day. September 7 was the final day for these alleged incidents. The· fourth woman KE, said that the defendant came into her room uninvited and sat down on her bed. Herq,onedlymedherifhername was KE, to which she respondedyes. The defendant sat on her lap. which ·a did not consent to, and attempled to write down her name. Hecbcn laid back on IJC"Zbed, when a friend entaed the room and told the defendant to leave. Upon his departure,heaskedKEforhertelephone number repeatedly. · The same day. MM. a minor, was walking on campus when the defendant grabbed her hand just outside of her apartmenL She told him that her friends were waiting for her, and he then allegedly Jed hei-to his apartment._ He locked the door and iwced her to sit down, "just for a minute." MM said no, but the defendant supposedly insisted, soshesatdownandhe tumed offthelights. Theallegedlypushed MM down on the bed and began kissing her on the mouth. She pushed him off, refusing to let herself be kissed, but he continued. The defendant then attempted to feel undea: her clothes and touch her in private areas; while opening his pants and vulgarly asking her to perform oral sex on him. MM told him no, and· he still continued his auempes to fondle her, while she held him away. Finally, the defendarll turned on the lights, unlocked thedoor,andallowedMMtoleave. Dave Ostrowski, Director of UW-Parbide'sCampusPoliceand Public safety. said that the initial . investigation led to a follow-up. consisting of detailed written state· ments from the people involved and an interview with the alleged defendant. Randy Bolden, to obtain his version of the story. His explanation coincided with MM' s, so they requested that the District attorney's office look over the matter and request a charge for Fourth Degree Sexual Assault. and a Felony charge of sexual contaet with a child. (10 years imprisonment max.) A minor cannot give consent for any sexual contact. the District Attorney had to give the Felony charge for contact with MM. He adds that the defendant was removed from the residence halls on the same day of his interview by the University for disciplinary action by the Dean of Students. The alleged defendant has denied all charges. The Dean of Students, Sreve McLaughlin, stated that we mus& all remember that the defendant is innocent until proven guilty; all of the accusations against him are al· leged. He praised the effms of those who came forward for action, and hopes lbat this incidenl will alat odlen dial quick ICliclaS result in quick dlanges. )4 tw26. 1991 News Search for UW~System president IJIrIca SUdaa ..... WrIfer veiled iD mysaay, tile seercb Ibrdle- UW-SyslelD President II....... rionfrom UDiver. il'IcxiIiz.aIL- A. S.. w, presideat rJ die UW-SyslelD, resignM rec: eadJ1IIIl1eft1bis major post open widlaUUDYpll8lJCClivecandidates His deQsion 10 resign was an 1IIlOIlP"""", but be bad been PresjdeDI far lbIput several years and bid lCClJI'IIl'isbed tile agenda he IIId come lO tile system 10 compIelD IIIIl fdt tbat it was lime 10 JDOW.CIL A1Ibou&h 110one could have JIOlIiUd lbIeuct lime he would .. It was c:1ear 10 everyone QIIICGIIlllIIbltMr.Sbawwasleav. iDa fBirty soon. UW-Pmkside's Vic:eQanc:e1_ Icr 101m Stoe:kwel1 Slated that be didnotblowofanydefinitecandi_ dates up for tile position. One possibility is Kalberine Lyle, acting President t of tile UW-System and Executive Vice Presideat direedy WIder Mr. Sbaw. She, how. ever, bas not decided whether she is a candidate or noL Presendy, no one bas come forward for the post. Ac:c:ording 10 UW -Parkside Student Government Association President Ken Schuh, there are possible candidates for tbe position, but they are reluctant 10identify themselves unlil the lime is righL Their silence is due to tile fact thatthey may losetheirpresent jobs if they make their intentions known now. - Former UW PresldeDt Shaw However, the situation in Madison is somewhat more hectic:. ludith Temby, Secretary in tbe BoardofRegentsofflCCat tile UW· System,saidthattllec:andidatesfor •In progress the SysleID PJesldcnt positioo bid not been selec11ld It this lime for there _110 qrwlific:ations at the _t to use as a method of dorennilllltion. Wben asted if the Director of Ibe Repus. office was available for comment, Ibe answer was "be's on vac:ation in TaUabas- -. and woo't be b8c:t unlil 0ctober." AfI# many inquiries, a staff member in tile UW -System finally gavelhls information: Maureen Quinn, Associate Vice Presideat ofUnivemty Relations, staled that an Executive Director bad been named. He is Ibe formerChanc:ellor of UW -Oshkosh, Edward Penson. She also added that tIley were in tile piocess of meeting with tile c:ommiuee and the Regents to determine cpwlific:ations and lO ItIrt up the se1ectionp\ddwe. 1nqaIries for J'l1csiclentioJ c:amf*'M will be nationaI.andlbe timeltwill take 10 select a I'\'eIident will be Ibe entire sc:bool year. Executive DIrector Penson nIDIa consulting finn in Florida; a aearcbing hlsjnms that specializes in positions oflhlskiDd. He bas an oulSl8lldingrepulBlion asathoughtful and creative adminislraIcr, and baving just retired from Ibe UWSystem, lbe Board of Regents saw him as sullBble forc:onduc:ting this impor1ant seartb. All inall,tIlec:hoic:eforPresideat that tile UW-System finally makes will be eagerly awaited. Assuredly, as Ihe veil of III)'SlerY is \ifted, tile Ranger News will keep youposled. UW-~ystem tenure challenged Solutions to campus parking problem discussed ., ErIca Sancbez News Writer TIle recent tenure cbaIlenge brings to mind tile following im- JlOIlIIl questions: to what extent c:sn IalIR designation that guar- &DIeM employment for faculty IIleIDbeIs be denied, and mder whit cimImstances is the denial CIlIIIideRd lex discrimination? JelllEIefson, a formerprofes- IDol lpic:ultural education at the UalYellity of Wisconsin-River Falls, is challenging the 1IIivenIty'. refusa1 to allow her IbelallRdcsignationthatshefeels Ibedeserves. Ms. B1efson, 37; during tile course of one year, gave birth to bl'rIeCOIId cbiId, IIJfVived a brain lUmor, and was told she that she wasout of wort. Sex discrimination is her an- IWeftolbequeslionofwhyshelost bcr jib. During tile meeting to discuss ber lenore applic:ation, tile IIIIislIntdean bad asked her ifshe wasplanningtobaveanotberchi\d. She flllllld this to be a distwbing question. Jerry Matteson, the assistant dean, denies that be ever talked 10 bl'raboutcbi1dren,andneverasked bl'r Ibis qUMtion. _ The case, now submitted 10 a I10ant of Regents personnel com· tliImliaee.e,isundcrreviewattlle .Y....'.-..-n' Ms. Elefson said that she was tonsideringacivil suit, but she was wailing until tile regents respond to - .'r-''"t··~ -.. ,·,...·.~-. ... ......'" a similar case at UW-Milwaukee. Her story is as follows; JeanElefson was hired in 1983, and became an assistant profeesor in 1988. She finished work on her doctorate in 1989, thinking that her tenure would be granted in 1990. fora tragic brain twnor. AsaresulL She lost ber tenure and her job. Matteson said she lost her ten when it was a performance thing." The faculty grievance commiuee who reviewed me situation recommended c:anc:eling the tenure denial. The denial bad been initially made by Matteson and Richard Jensen, chairman ofUWRiver Falls agricultural educ:ation department. Chancellor Gary Thibodeau upbeld me previous denial. The UW -System offered Ms. Elefson another year of employment because of serious errors that tIley made in notifying heron lime. Ms. Elefson didnotaccept because she is on post-surget)' medication. UW ·Parkside Vice Chancel· lor Jolm Stockwell bad quite a bit to say about the topic of tenure denial. He staled that the Tenure Bill given by Rep. Barbara Notestein that favors committees appoinled to review tenure decisions is the best provision for C8SM of this kind. There are rare occasions, he said, that reviews are appropriate and. warranted, and he supports these and encourages others to come forward if they feel that they have been unjusdy ueated. ------- By Latesha N. Jude News Editor The inadequate number of parking spaces for University of Wisconsin·Parlcside students, faculty and staff continues 10be problem according to Dave Ostrowski, UW·Parlcside's Otief of Campus Polic:e. Solutions to me parldng pr0blem at UW -Parlcside are complicated and there is some disagreement over how best 10 solve tile problem. Ostrowskiexplainedthatthere is not a lot of parldng spec:e on campus, particulary during tile flJ'St couple of weeks. During those weeks students are trying to get organized, and finding a parking space is a pr0blem, he said . OsbOwski believes that a partial solution to tile problem isto get rid of tile "benns, " meraisedgrassy areas localed in tile Communication Arts parking lot (Berms are also referred to as hills) Ostrowski .., cried 10remove tile hills from tile parking lot, butis having problems with the UW -systems' architeelS. '7he system architeelS claim thatwedon'tneedanymcrespac:e, and that we don't have enough trees and grass," be said In me summer of 1m, tile parking lot needed to be resurfaced so I submitted a propcsal to remove the two hills from theComm. Arts. lot The propcsal was denied." ---.,-- One of UW-PlIr1Iside's Parklnllot I Ostrowski believes tbe hills c:ome from the parking fund. Unshould be remove for two reasons. der poposa\, the hills would be "FIfSt, tIlehills causes damage remove, tile cracks remled, the to tile parlcing loL In winter, snow concrete resurfaced. and a green falls on top of tile hill and when it lighting would be Installed. melts and freezes it damages tile ·SinceCommArtsislhemain road. Second, for safety reasons, parking lot on campus, tile protile hills are 100 high, and students posa\ cannot wait anotber year," are scared because tIley can't see Ostrowski said over the hills." If tile lot is not expanded, an. According to Ostrowski iftile tile hills are left in, resmfacing th, small strip of grass iseliminaled, at concrete wouldc:ostapproxltnajel; least 200 spaces would be avail- three hundred thousand dollars. able for parking. UW-Parkside students bav. If the proposa\ was accepted, similar opinions about the parkin[ It would cost no more than $300 lot problem. th9t!sand, 3nd tile money would COIItlnued 011 Pap 5 .;( .., 0' • -.l , ~ .. If' ~ f, . ,. ~.' "'..." 'I' ~ {', . . News Sear ch for UW~System president • ID progress IJlrlcaSncba NenWriter Veiled in mystay, the arch 1r111eaewUW-Sysaem President •--d• IIIIJDlinn from univer · c:ilimll, it/~ A. Shaw. president rJ Ibo UW-System. resigned re-, lllllleftdus major post open widlald91pmpectn'eamdidares. Bil decision to resign was an ....... bathe bad been Presidea lar lbe put sevcnl years and Mil a:compUshed the agenda be Mil come ID die system to compl111uad fclllbal it was time to move.cm. Abboagb DO one couJd have pediaed lbc exact time be would 1C1ip. il was clear to everyone coacaned dll&Mr. Shaw was lcav- By Erb Sanchez News Writer Tho recent tenure challenge brings 10 mind the following impcrllll queslions: to what extent am 1m111re designation that guarllllees employment for faculty membl!n be denied. and under * CQQUDSl8nces is the denial COlllidaed sex discrimination? JeanElefsan. a formerpofes• of agricultural education al the Uni'fCllity of Wisconsin-River Falla. is challenging the IIIMllily'a refusal to allow her lbe~designaoon thalsbefeds lbeclr.lcnes. Ma. Eidson. 37; dming the coane of one year. gave binb to her leCOlld child. survived a brain lllnor, 111d wa, told she dW she WIS out of wort. Sex diacriminatioo is her an& Wertotbequcstion of wby she lost "!' job. During the meeting to diacusa her lenure application, the ISSislantdean bad Bed her if she Wllp)anningtohaveanolherchild. She found this to be a distwbing QUeslicm. Jerry Maaeson, the a,sistant dean. denies that he ever talked to heraboutchildren,and never asked her Ibis question. The case, now submiued to a Board of Regents personnel comnliaee. isundcrreview atthe-nt lune. r•-- Ms. Elefson said that she wa CC>nsideringa civil suit, but she was waiting until the regents respond lO iog fairly soon. UW-Parbidc'aV~OancelJar John Stockwell Slated that be did not know of my definite candidates up for the posidon. Ono possibility is Kalberine Lyle. acting President t of lbe UW-Sysiem and Executive Vice President direedy under Mr. Shaw. She, however. bas not decided whether she isa candidate orDOL Prcsendy. no one bas come forward for the post. , According to UW-Parkside Student Government Association President Ken Schuh, there are pos.,ible candidates for the position. but they 8l'C reluctant to identify themselves until the time is righL Their silence is due to the fact dWthey may losetheirpresent jobs if they make their intentions known now. a similar case at UW-Milwaukee. Her story is as follows; Jean Elefson was hired in 1983, and became an assistant profcesor in 1988. She finished work on her doctorate in 1989, thinking that her tenure would be granted in 1990. fora tragic brain twnor. AsaresulL She lost her tenure and her job. Matteson said she lost her ten when it was a performance thing." However, the situation in Madison is somewhat mme hectic. Judith Temby, Secretary in the BoardofRegentsofficeatthe tJW. System.said d1al the candidates for By Latesha N. Jude News Editor The inadequate number of parking spaces for University of Wisconsin•Parlcside students, faculty and staff continues to be problem according to Dave Ostrowski, UW-Parkside's Olief of Campm Police. Solutions lO the parldng problem al UW-Parksidc are complicated and there is some disagreement over how best to solve the the Sysaem Presidelll position hid not been selecled It this lime for tJae Wt.re DO qnati6carioos at 1be moment IO me ua method of dotamination. When &Del if the Director ex the Regents office was available for comment. the answer was '"he's on VIC8lion in Tallabasaee. and won't be bar.t until October." Ma many inquiries. a staff member in the UW-System finally pvethis information: Maureen Quinn. Associate Vice President ofUniwnity Relations, swed that an Executive Direcuir bad been named. He is the former Chancellor of UW-Oshkosh, Edward Penson. She also added that they were in the process of meeting with the committee and the Regents to detamiDo qualificaliom and IO lllrl up Ibo ldecdon proc:edure. lnquiriea for Presidcni11 candidlles will btDltional,andlbedmeitwill lllke IO ldect a President will be the entire ICbool year. Executive Director Pemon nmsa consulting firm in Fbida; a IClldling business 111,t speci•Hus in positions mdliskind. He bas an OUISIIDdingrepuWion 811 thoughtful and creative adminislralor, and having just retired from the UWSystem, the Bc:md of Regents saw him as suitable for c:onducting this impor1ant search. All in all, the choice for President that the UW-System finally makes will be eaga-)y awaited. Assuredly. as the veil of mysaery i., . lifted. the Ranger News will keep youposled. The faculty grievance committee who reviewed the situation recommended canceling the 1enure denial. Toe denial had been initially made by Maueson and Richard Jensen, chainnan of UWRiver Falls agricultural education department. Chancellor Gary Thibodeau upheld lhe previous denial. prob:::Owskiexplainedthattheie ~ ft,,J;:±lfii#~ ·"'" "' is not a lot of parting space on .. '··· · ·,, '"' '• t The UW-System offered Ms. Elefson another year of employment because of serious errors that they made in notifying heron time. Ms.Elefson did not accept because she is on post-surgeiy medication. UW-Parksidc Vice Chancel- 1~ John Stockwell had qui1e a bit to say about the topic of tenure denial. He stated that the Tenure Bill given by Rep. Barbara Norestein that favors commiuees appointed to review tenure decisions is the best provision for cases of this kind. There are rare occasions, he said. that reviews are appropriate and warranted, and be supports these and encourages others to come forward if they feel that Ibey have be.en unjustly trea1ed. campus, parlicularyduringthefust couple of weeks. During those weeks student., are trying to get orgaoiffit, mad finding a parking space is a problem, he said. Ostrowski believes that a partial solution to the problem is to get ridofthe .. benns," thenuscdgrusy areu localed in the Communication Arts parking lot. (Benns are also referred to as hills) Ostrowski has tried to remove the hills from the parking Jot. but is havingpoblems with the UW-systems' architects. •The system architects claim that we don 'tneed any more space. and lhat we don't have enough trees and grass," he said. In the summer of 1990, the parking lot needed to be resurfaced so I submitted a proposal to remove the two hills from the Comm. Arts. loL The proposal was de· nied." ........... ., .. o.u.. One of UW-Panside'I Puking lot I Ostrowski believes the hills come from the JBting fmd. Unshould be remove for two tt.asonS. dcr proposal. the bills would be "FU'St,thehillscausesdamage remove, the cracks resealed, the to the parking lot. In winter, snow concrete resurfaced. and a green falls on top of the hill and when it lighling would be installed. melts and freezes it damages the "SinceCommArtsisthemain road. Second. for safety reasons. parking lot on campus, the prothe hills are too high, and students posal cannot wait anodler year ... are scared because they can't see Ostrowski said. over the hills." If the lot is not expanded. an, According to Ostrowski if the the hills are left in, reswfacing th small sttip of grass is eliminated, at concrete would costapproxim&Jel~ least 200 spaces would be avail- three hundred thousand dollars. able for parking. UW-Parkside student., bav< lf the proposal was accepted. similar opinions about the parltini it would cost no more than $300 lot problem. ~d, and the money would Continued OD Paae S _. .. 1WIoD NEWII, Page 4 News Seplelllber 26, 1991 New priest brings new life to the UW-Parkside Catholic Student Club .,' ..... N,Jade News EdItor Durin& 1996-1991, dleCalbo- .SIDdenI Club was supervised by ark Golvald, OP, Order of eacben 1aIowD IS Dominic:lns. llV8\dlcftcampusminislry81dle liVCIIily of Wjsoopsin-PIrkside d Carlbage CoUeae 10 puIIIIC a reer in haviDa his own Mcblllth' d Mc:oagrepIion. , Currenlly,dleCalbo1icSlUdeoI Ib is supervised by Sal Rqusa, )$, Society ofdle Divine Savior. gusa wiDbeJR8Cbin&andteaeh- : 10UW-Partside and Carthage JUege. Ragusa was born in Brooklyn, :w YOlk, but be was raised in JIISlllII, Teus. He)lllJ'SUed his dergraduare SlUdies and masters Theological SlUdies 81 a Semiry in HOUSlOD 81 die Univenity SL Thomas. Ragusa's expertise is in woripping, rilUa1, and lilUrgy. He lSa1soamonlcfor 12112 yean in ,Iumbia, Missouri. Ragusa's pis for die CaIbo- ; SlUdeal Club IIto builda_ .CClIIIIDlIJIity IIId belonging, and . beIp peop1e pow in a tDowJ- 'ge of dIeir faidL Rlpaadded, ~canbe Ia ccIlcp level ill terms of __ IllicbowJellle,bulbeOllapade !Ioollevelln ..... oftaowledae dIeir faidL ' Rapsa decided 10 become more active in die preislhood. In 1990, be lOOk die posilion IS a Campus Minisler 81die University ofCa1iforniaillSanlaBarbara. The UCSB parish consisred of 900 C8lbo1ic SlUdeNs and ISO families. '11 was wonderful. SlUdenlS IlID for !be position, and dley knew lhallhings did not happen un1ess dley made il happen! The slUdenlS had a 101of la1enL They wenl aclive in !be Gospel CbonJs, relrealS, socia1 actions, such as worIdng 81 homes for !be elderly, food pantry, Tijll8Jlna- Habil8lfor Humanity, and helping in terms ofbuilding homes for lite homeless; commenled Ragusa. Al UW -Parkside, Ragusa wanlS 10 build a nice place in a bealllty way where people can have a sense of belonging. ~ is a 101of peer JrCSSUI'e such as drinking, drugs, Cle. SIUdeDlS parlicipale in Ibem because dley W8IltlO be pan of a group,' said Ragusa. Ragusa'sgoal is10change lhaL He WlllIlSmore CaIbolic studenlS ornon-CalholicstudenlSlObecome aclivelllClDbersin dleCatholic SilldealOub. '1 WIIIlpeop1e Iocometomass becIusc lhey WIIIllOcome 10mass and not botMise lhey have to; exp\ aiDed Ragusa. "MY",5I: ce 1bis,..11 limiled I have only IOhours a week 81 both UW-Parbide and Carlhage CoDege. I will be 81 Canhage 011 WedDesdaysmomingsand8lUWParkside on Wednesdays after- IIOOlIS in die Coffee Shop. At C8nhage, lbe mass will be on Sunday ni&blS 816:30, and UW -Parkside 818:00 in Union '1ff1.' WUnforlUD8lely, I do not have a 101of lime for programs. I do hope Sunday masses can build a commllJlity and let people know lhal dley can come and I8I\c 10me. Iwill be planning pizza events and odIers. •Iwill tty 10 do something lOgelher to build a sense of commllJlity. I hope thatl can be available for lite studenlS, and Ihope slUdenrs can become more aware of !be richness ofCalltolic Christianity; said Ragusa. Anollter goal Ragusa wants to accomplish is to do lItings willt Olher denominations on campus. "I want 10 look at lite common ground. There were two services last year. Everydenominationcame together, die Jews, Moslems, Cle. Wea11 believe in God. !be Creator, Jesus, Our Lord, and we can Sl8lI haviDa lhal in COIlIDlOO.' MEveryone is welcome. On beha1f of!beCatholic StudentOub, we would 1ike you 10come, and be willi us for mass; Rapsa Idter- 8led. !JW-Parkside's Second annual Well !)ay to be held in Main Place TheuwPadaidc Hca1Ib SeI'- :es wiD bold u's lDllual Well lyon Wednesday Ocl. 2Dd. The lDIC MKeep die Be8l Hea1lhy' .U be die focus of Ibis ~'a J81l1tFair. MWe 1ft p1Mning lICliviliea 19ingfrom iDdividual bloodpesrc screeniD& to plIysical fiIness d body raa 1esliDg. WWe 1ft ~liDg 10 see a od turnout Ibis ,.. as we have :II iD lbc pul" Il8lcd Lanaine ayec, a HeaIIb Services RIpe- Illative. .. MlDyIluc!m'JI ~visileddle ·rindleyeanI'vebeeninwlved. wouJdn'llIlIIprise me to see be- . Cell two and lhree thousand 81- Jdlbis~.' Other activities of die Hea1lh 7 Fair will be filDesl evalualioas, fmc society?). jaDcn:lse, IIId ID8SS8ge lberapy Patrick Reynolds' many ap- (wbichmayinlmstlhosewholCDd peanmces have made him quire 10 overdo dleir wortouls). . . recognizable. MJIe has given lee- Cho1eslerollevel tesling will lUres, been on various I8I\c shows also be available al a minimal and news rcpcx1S. as well as given charge. speeches 10 Slate legis\alures and A1lhough MKeep lite Beal Congress. , ~lIt!,isdlethemeofdlebea1lh SaidLanaineMeyer. MInhis fm Ibis year, die I8I\c by Patriclc I81\che wiD reU us why he made lite Reynolds is being lied in willt die decision 10 fight ngainst lite toactivitiesas well PalricItReynolds bacco induslry and how his family is die gnmdsoo of RJ. Reynolds,' has reacred 10 his posilion against 1ObIcco COIlIpImyfounder. die tobacco industry. Anyone willt He wiD be speaking die nighl queslions and/or concerns related before dleHea1l1t FairOllOcL Ist81 IOtohaccouseandcigareue smok- 7:30 p.m. in !be Union Cinema. ing won't want 10 miss Patrick SeverallOpics he will be discuss- Reynolds. , jog will be: why women, blacks, Willttoday'sbea1lhconscious and teens are tobacco ad targets; society, you'U want to be sure 10 how worldwide smoking has in- visildlefairlbisyear. Onceagain, creased by 73% aince 1968; and itwillbehe1d81MainP1aceonOcL whal can be done about second- 2nd Be sure 10check it out, whal hand smoke(can lItere be a smoke- you leam may last you a lifetime. Parkside Volunteer Program Community ServiceAnnouncements BROCHURE AND POSTER DESIGNER- The YWCA Teen Parenting Program requests assistance with the design of a brochure and a poster that will bedistributed in the Racine area schools, community centers and businesses. Can be done at home with flexible hours. Artistic and writing ability helpful. ONE.TIME EVENT AT KENOSHA YOUlH FOUN· DATION - 10-12 students are needed on Saturday, October 12th and Sunday, October 13th for a morning or afternoon shift. Volunteers will help with timing, scoring and setting up various events during the Corporate Cup Weekend Ifqualified, become the general assistant for the total event. GYMNASTIC INSTRUCTOR FOR YMCA - The YMCA in Racine is asking for people with gymnastic experience who enjoy working with children to volunteer one afternoon or evening a week. Yorkville Grade School meets Tuesdays from 5:30 - 8:30 pm and down-town Racine Y meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 4:00 - 6:00pm. RACINE SALVATION ARMY HAS SEVERAL RE· QUESTS - Help supervise gym activities with children ages 6-13, assist with clothing coordination and/or help al the Harvest Festival Auction on October 5th. Hours are flexible. Here is an opportunity to help the community's poor population. CONTACI' CAROL IN 1HE CAREER CENTER WLLC-D175 OR CALL 595-2011. JntelYiewin~ Getting a job is serious business Good intervicw slrills are essenlia1! Candid8les need 10 do all lbey can to prepare for !be interview. Interviewing is a neCessary pan of !be aeIeclion process and involves bollt die transmission and cvalualionofinformation.Hereare a few tips: -Analyze yourstrenglhs and weaknesses. Know what you have to offer lite employer lhal relates 10 die specifIC job for which you are being considered. -Give specific examples to support your qua1iflC8lions. "Prove' thaI you have lbe slrills required and link lItose :WIIs 10 die prospective employer's IICCds. -Be yourself: leI your persona\ity show • you will be eva1uared on your "fit" willt Ihe organization. -Look lite part. Dress according to die standards of die organization; conservative is safe. -Research the organization. Find out as much as your can about die employer; use prinred as well as "peop1eM resoun:es. -Ask good questions. What doyou need 10know about !bejob and tho organization? During lite INTERVIEW TECHNIQUES workshops oa Monday, September 30 al noon in Union '1ff1, employer re..-esenlltives will highlighl die essenlia1s of a good intervicw. Those planning to attend arc asked 10regisIer in WLLC D175. Apane\ presentalion by recruiters ~ Dow Chemical, Arlhur Andersen and AT&T is scheduled for Thursday, October 3 in 281 Tallent Hall. This nationwide inler8ctive teleconference is supported by lite organizations mentioned and is scheduled from 5:45- 7:45pm. All lItose 8llending will need 10secure a ticketin lite Queer Center. m RANoa Nns. Page 4 :, News ~ew priest brings new life to the UW-Parkside Catholic Student Club By L .... , ~. Jade NewsEditor During 1990-1991. tbeCalho. Student Club wa supervised by art Gotvald, OP. Order of :acbcrs known • Dominicans. ltValdleftc:ampusministryatlbe uvenity of Wi1roasm-Pllbide d Canbage College to pursue a ~ in having bis own .. cbun:h" j "congregalion.. Cum:ntly,tbeCadJOlicSIUdent 1b is supervised by Sal Rqma. >S. Society of lbe Divine Savior. gusawillbepmchingandteacht to UW-Parbide and Canbago Jllege. Ragusa was bomin Brooklyn. }W York. but be WIS raised in >USU11. Texas. He pursued his dergradua&estudiesandmMters Theological studies at a Semiry in HOUSU>D at the Univmity SL Thomas. Ragusa's expertise is .in woripping, ritual, and liturgy. He 1Salsoamonk for 12 1/2 years in ,lumbia, Missouri. Ragusa's goals fer lhe Callao. Student Club is to build a 1e111e community and bmngitw, IDd help poopJe pow iD a lmowl- ·ge of daeir faidL Rlpsallldod."'Peoplecabe I 8 colqe Jevel ia lelmS of IC:amit~ balbecmagrade 'IOOllevelinlellnloflmowledge dleir 6idL. Ragusa decided to become more active in the preislhood. In 1990. be took the position as a Campus Minister at the Univcnily o(Califcwniain SantaBarbara. The UCSB parish consisted of 900 Calholic SIUdents and 150 families. "It was wooderful. StudenlS ran fer the position. and they knew that lhings did not happen unless they made it happen! The studenlS bad a lot of laleoL They were active in the Gospel Cbmls. rettealS. social actions. such as woddng at homes for the elderly. food pantry, TijuannaHabitat fer Humanity, and helping in terms of building homes for the homeless," commented Ragusa. At UW-Parkside. Ragusa wants to build a nice place in a healthy way where people can have a sense of belonging. "There is a lot of peer pessure such as drinking, drugs. etc. Students participate in them because they want to be pan of a group," said Ragusa. Ragusa 'sgoal isto change that. He wants more CadlOlic students ornon-C81holicstudentstobccomc aclivcmcmbersiotheCatbolicSIUdcnt CJub. "I wantpeoplemcomcaomas.s bccw Ibey Wllll IOCOIDC IO mass and not became they have to: explained Rapa '"Mypwedlis yearillimilcd. I have only IO hours a week at bodl UW-Parbide and Carthage College. I will be at Carthage on Wednesdays mornings and at UWParkside on Wednesdays afternoons in tbc Coffee Shop. At Canblge. lhemaawill beon Sunday nigbU al 6:30. and UW-Partside al 8:00 in Union W." "Unfortuna1ely, I do not have a lot of lime for programs. I do hope Sunday mmscs can build a community and let people know that they am come and talk to me. I will be planning pm.a events and others. " I will uy to do something together to build a sense of community. I hope that I can be available for the students. and I hope students can become more aware of lhe richness of Catholic Christianity," said Ragusa. Anolher goal Ragusa wants to accomplish is to do things wilh other denominations on campus. "I want to look at the common ground. 1bere were two services lastyear. Eve.rydenominationcame together, the Jews. Moslems. etc~ We all believe in God. the Creator, Jesus. Our Lont. and we can start having that in common." .. Everyone is welcome. On bchalfoftheCatholicSIUdcntClub, we would like you to come, and be with us for mass," Ragusa reiteralcd. -JW-Parkside's Second annual Well )ay to be held in Main Place b:, Daa JGllaloa Featare Writer The uw Palbide Health Set;. es will bold it's anual Well ,yon Wednesday Oct. 1.nd. The m1e 111Ceep the Beat Healdly" ll be tbe focus of Ibis year•s ~th Fair. .. We are plMning IClivities ,gingfromindividual blood pare aaeening to physical filness d body fal lealing. "We are expecang to • a od turnout Ibis year IS we have :lll iD lbe IMll" smed Lorraine eyer. a Heahb Senices n,pre.. lllltive. .. Mlnystudambavcvisitecllbe ·rio the yearal've been involved. wouldn't surprise me 10 a bceen two and three thousand •· ldlbisyar." Other activities of the Health Fair will be fitness evaluations, janercise. and massage tbtlapy (wbichmayimaesttboecwbolend to~ their wmouts). Cholesterol level resting will also be available at a minimal charge. Although .. Keep the Beat Healthy" is the theme of the bcahh fair this year. the talk by Patrick Reynolds is being tied in with lbe activitiesaswell. PauickRcynolds is the grand.10ll of RJ. Reynolds. tobacco COIDpmly founder. He will be spawng tbc night beforethcHcalthFaironOcL lstat 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Several topics be will be discus.1- ing will be: why women. bJacts. and teens are tobacco ad largets; how worldwide smoking has incrcmed by 73% since 1968; and what can be done about secondhand smoke(can lhere be a smokeflee society?). Palrict Reynolds' many appearances have made him quire rccognu.ablc. '"He bas given lectures. been on various talk shows and news repons. as well as given speeches IO Slat.e lcgislaturcs and Congres.,. .. Said Lcnaioc Meyer ... In his talk he will tell us why he made the decision to fight against the tobacco industry and how his family has reacted to his position against the aobaccoindustty. Anyone with questions and/or concerns related to tobacco use and cigarcue smoking won't want to miss Patrick Reynolds. .. With today's health CORScious society, you'll want to be sure to visiuhc fair this year. Once again, it will beheJdatMain P1aceon OcL 2nd. Be sure to check it out, what you learn may last you a lifetime. September 2.6, 199) Parkside Volunteer Program CommunityServiceAnnouncements BROCHURE AND POSTER DESIGNER-The YWCA Teen Parenting Program requests assistance with the design of a brochure and a poster that will be distributed in the Racine area schools, community centers and businesses. Can be done at home with flexible hours. Artistic and writing ability helpful. ONE-TIME EVENT AT KENOSHA YOUlHFOUNDATION - 10-12 students are needed on Saturday, October 12th and Sunday, October 13th for a morning or afternoon shifL Volunteers will help with timing, scoring and setting up various events during the Corporate Cup Weekend. H qualified, become the general assistant for the total event. GYMNASTIC INSTRUCTOR FOR YMCA - The YMCA in Racine is asking for people with gymnastic experience who enjoy working with children to volunteer one afternoon or evening a week. Yorkville Grade School meets Tuesdays from 5:30 - 8:30 pm and down-town Racine Y meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 4:00 - 6:00pm. RACINE SALVATION ARMY HAS SEVERAL REQUESTS - Help supervise gym activities with children ages 6-13, assist with clothing coordination and/or help at the Harvest Festival Auction on October 5th. Hours are flexible. Herc is an opportunity to help the community's poor population. CONTACT CAROL IN 11iE CAREER CENTER WLLC-D175 OR CALL 595-2011. InteryiewiIJ& Getting a job is serious business Good interview skills IIC essential! Candidates need 10 do all they can to prepare for the interview. Interviewing is a necessary pan of the selection process and involves both the transmission and evaluation ex information. Here are a few tips: •Analyze yoursttengthsand weaknesses. Know what you have 10 offer the employer that rela!es to the specific job for which you are being consideied. •Give specific examples to support your qualifx:ations. "Prove" that you have the skills required and link those skills to lhc prospective employer's qccds. • Be yourself. Let your pcrsooality show - you will be evaluated on your "fit" with the organi7.ation. •Look the part. Dress according to the standards of the erganization; conservative is safe. •Research the organi1.ation. Find out as much as your can about die employer; use printed as well as "people" resources. •Ask good questiom. What do you need IO know about the job and Ibo organization? During the INTERVIEW TECHNIQUES workshops on Monday, September 30 at noon in Union 207, employer representatives will highlight the essentials of a good interview. Those planning IO attend are asked IO rcgisler inWL1£D17S. A panel presentation by recruit· era from Dow Chemical. Anhur Andasen and AT&T is scheduled for Thursday, October 3 in 281 Tallent Hall. This nationwide in· tcractive teleconference is supported by the «ganizations mentioned and is scheduled from 5:4S• 7:45pm. All those attending will need to secure a ticket in the Career Center. . : ~ews Ttm RANGu NEWS, Page ' pAB presents Madame Butterfly ., Jti4J Ill_Idler , ... EdItor TIle Al:ceDl on Enrichment serics.lIjlOii5OIed by !he PerfooniDJ AIls division of !he Plukside kdvilies so.d. begins this week' wi1b III eIaboraIe production of /dIdIIDC Buaerfly. PeilOimed by the Great Lakes Opera Company. this dramatic mastl'IIJiece is the story of the bell8yal of aJapanese Geisha girl by an American Navy officer. 11Ie opera, perfooned in English, is compIeIe with beautiful musicandOlllllleSlilSofaJapanese bousellldpnlcns. TheCompany. fcrmed iDMilwaukee, has gained JIIIioaaIJeP'lj"i'ioo for its perfor- IIIIIICeI duougbout the United SIaIeS. PAB isvery excited about this , o.... qmusica1 which will take p/lceSaDday,September29,in the ('ommgnjaIriop Arts Theatre at 7:00pm. • SladcnlSsbculdnotethat wItiIe Madame Butterfly tickets are 5 12 for the general pub- tivities office Iocatcd iDUnion 209 lie, student tickelS are only $6 with or call 595-2278. a valid UW-PlUkside 10. Because Performances like this do not of the largenurnberof AOE series comealongevetyday. Don'tmlss subscribers good seats are going this opportunity to see Madame fast, so for the best seats buy your Butterfly in our own theatre for ti~early.Formoreinformation such a low price or you will be on bckelS CODIaCt !he Student At- sony you did. • ~,~ , .,:.:.:.".: ,.:.:•.•.•:.:...:.:,:, ...: :"':'":"":.,:::, ,':.:, ,.;: :.':"'~ ;:::::.:::::~:: }~::: • > if • Baja vehicle design: Finall'hasc class in national competitior By BrIaD MaIseD vice was made into a report. Featare Writer rmally, the mass productic On May 31 to April 2, Prof. ofthevehiclewasccnsidered. Th' OuIrles Spraker and a group of is the cost, of how much it wou' four.indivi~iDbisclassofBaja costtoproduce5,OOOvehiclesp< Vehicle Design: Fmal Pbase. en- year; the least expensive vehicle I tered into a national competition. manufacture would win. The r, These four students were in a maining seven activities were a' class of seven; the remaining three tualIy physical competions. The, helped with the construction of the demonstrations of the vehicle vehicle. Domenic Debartolo, TQm acceleration, brake, top spec Neu~. !"IJD Koc~ .and Bob chain pull, manuvering capabilil Blasi were m the actiVIties there, and bill climb happened during tl wbile Jim Hansche, John Korako, . and Jerry Leonard SlIye<!. This Mini.Baja Vehicle Competion took place in Bellefontaine, Ohio at ihe Ohio Department ofTranspcnation Research Center. on a test track for big operations. Manufacturers of automotive vehicles fill out contracts and test theirproductshere. Tbiscompetion has been in existence for fifteen years; Parlcside has been involved since 1988. During this three-day event, seventeen activities were combined to fonn the fmalllln1cings of fortyninecolleges; Parl<sideplacedthirtieth. The top five Colleg~niversities are the following: Tennessee Tech •• Univ. of Akron, Lawrence Institute of Tech., Milwaukee School of Engineering, and the Univ.ofWis.-Platteville. On the first day, safety. orgina1ity,rideevaluation,appear· ance,operationcomfort,andstruetmalintegrity were made known to the judges. In addition. the cost and design function of the vehicle's see- Parking Problem This, Mini-Baja VehicleCompetion took place in Bellefontaine, Ohio at the Ohio Department of Transportation Research Center, on a test track for big operations. second day. Tbenmain eventtookplacer the thinI day. The "Big Racl calledtheenduranceevent, was I only physical activity not time The race begun at noon and lasl for two hours; the vehiclecompl ing the most laps won thataetivi Overall, this participation h agoodresulL AsmallU.Wcolle participating with major univer. ties is commendable. illegally wiD suffer the penalti( "If SbJdenlS don't buy a r mit, we have to charge them 55 parking in that spot," Ostrov. said. "If !hey buy a patlcingpen the costs is only 23 cenlS a da) Students should also know tit: tl!ey have fouroutstandingpad tickelS, the fifth action will not; ticket, but a towed car," Ostrov added. Aceording to Ostrowski. student lives in housing \ doesn't have a parking space: can call campus police. and permission to patk in the par' lots.· This would insure that th, willoot be ticketed or towed. - Continued from Page 3 "The farthest distance a student would have to walk is shorter than the distance students from other campuses are required to walk," said Doug Johnson, vice president of Phi Sigma Epsilon. Wally Wargolet, vice presidentofSlIIdentGovernmentagrees, "Parking is not a problem, I have attended other universities such as UW-Milwaukee. All patlcing is in inconvenienttoanexteDL AtUW· Milwaukee you have to walk 10 blocks to campus." Studentswhocannotfmdparlt. jog spaces or did not purchase a JIlI(king permil8lld choose to parlt _!ep!'!'!"! 26. 1991 ~ews PAB presents Madame Butterfly 1be Acceol on Enrichment 9t1ies. spomoml by lbe Perfmnill AIU division of the Parkside Acdvilies Boad. begins this week widl • tlabcnte production of MadlmeBuUCrily. Pabmed by the Great lakes Op«a Company, this dramatic masrapiece is the story of the beuayal of a Japanese Geisha girl by an American Navy officer. 1be opera. perfooned in English, is complete with beautiful music andomare sets of a Japanese bomeandgardens. TheCompany, fcrmed ia Milwaukee, bu gained llllionalm:opitimfocmperformanca throughout lhe United SIIICS. PAD i1 very excited about this . OillllllMliPgJJWSical which will lake pJaSanday,Sepccmber29.in the Comoiunicatioa W Theatte at 7:00pm. Saudenlssbouldnotethatwbile Madame Butterfly tickets are $12 for the general pu~ tivities office Jocatcd in Union 209 lie. student tickets are only $6 with or call 595-2278. a valid UW-Parlcside ID. Because Performances like chis do not of the large number of AOE series come along everyday. Don't miss subscribers good seats are going this opportunity to see Madame fast, so fm- the best seats buy your Buuafly in our own theatre for ticketsearly.Fm-moreinformation such a low price m- you will be on tickets conract the Student Ac- sorry you did. _..,_.,-----., like to see published? Well~ you >, ·.- ·: .. , just may get the opportunity! .: :·,:: · Profess<n Chris Christie arid Julie King of the English Departmentareauempting to put together aoannualstlldeot-opcratedfumry and 811 magazine. : . : . . : Baja vehicle design: Final Phast class in national competitior By Brian Matsen vice was made into a rq,on. Featare Writer Fmally, the mass prodoctk On May 31 to April 2, Prof. ofthevehiclewasconsidered. Th Olarles Spraker and a group of is the cost, of bow moch it wou four_indivi~in his class of Baja cost to produce 5.000 vehicles p Vehicle Design: Fmal Phase. en- year;theleastexpensivevehicle1 teted into a national competition. manufacture would win. The r, These four students weze in a maining seven ~tivities were a chw of seven; the remaining three tually physical competions. The. helped with the construction of the demonstrations of the vehicle vehicle. Domenic Debartolo. Tom acceleration, brake, top spee N~ucr. Tun Koc~ and Bob chain pull. manuvering capabilit Blasi were m the activities there, and bill climb happened dwing tt while Jim Hansche, John Korako, and Jerry Leunard stayed. This Mini-Baja Vehicle Competion took place in Bellefontaine, Ohio at the Ohio Department of Transportation Research Center, on a test track for big operations. Manufacturers of automotive vehicles fill out contracts and test theirproductshere. Thiscompetion has been in existence for fifteen years; Parkside has been involved since 1988. During this three-day event, seventeen activities were combined to Conn the final rankings of fortynine colleges; Parkside placed thirtieth. The top five Collegcir/Universities are the following: Tenne.uee Tech., Univ. of Akron, Lawrence Institute of Tech., Milwaukee School of Engineering. and the Univ. of Wis.-Plaueville. On the first day, safety, orginality, ride evaluation, appearance. operation comf ort,and struc• IUral integrity were made known to the judges. In addition. the cost and design function of lhe vehicle's ser- This Mini-Baja VehicleCompetion took place in Bellefontaine, Ohio at the Ohio Department of Transportation Research Center, on a test track for big operations. second day. Then main event took p~r the lhird day. The "Big RaCI called the endurance event, wast only physical ~tivity not time The race begun at noon and last for two hours; the vehiclecompl ing the most laps won thataclivi Overall, this participation t agoodresulL A small U.W collt participating with major univei ties is commendable. Parking Problem Continued from Page 3 .. The farthest distance a student would have to walk is shorter than the distance swdents from other campuses arc required to walk," said Doug Johnson, vice president of Phi Sigma Epsilon. Wally Wargolet, vice presidentofStudentGovemmentagrees, "Parking is not a problem, I have attended other universities such as UW-Milwaukee. Allparkingisin inconvenient to an extent. At UWMilwaukee you have to walk 10 blocks to campus." Studentswhocannotfmdparting spaces or did not pun:;hase a parking pennit and choose to park illegally will so.ff er the penalti1 .. If snidents don't buy a r mit. we have to charge them $5 parking in that spot," Ostrov. said. "lf theybuy a parkingpen the costs is only 23 cents a da! Students should also know th. they have fOID'OUtstandingpad tickets, the fifth action will not ' ticket. but a towed car," Ostro\ added. According to OslJOwski, student lives in housing , doesn't have a parking space: can call campus police, and permission to park in the par lots. This would insure that th , will not be ticketed or towed. - - ... News UW-Parkside students face housing discrimination .,DneDr' lJ NnI... I.Ia ye.0-50UIIMnily of WJrmsln.PIIblde ..... nwere 0Rled to live II die YMCA lin& mrm dueto .... iDCIIIIlUI bousiJIa. Many ~ de- :ided dIia yar 10look for hmsing Jff Cllllput, but dley found Ibem- Jelves facing IaDdIonIs woo were Jllwilling to rent to college lllUJenrs. Housing discrimiDaIion is illegal, bul il is also • realil)' for many UW -Parlcside SlUdeDrs. Junior Jared Brieske is CID'- rendylivinginanofl'campusllpllrlmenLHeadmilShowevecilwasn'l easy for him to find an apartmenL "1started looking for an 8plII1IlIenl in!hebeginningof!heswnmer,bul 1found Ibis a difficulllMt. Many landlords would DOleven consider renling to me. because I was a studenl," said Brieske, "I found a 101of nice places, bUIno one wanted 10 renl 10 me. My credil was fine !he landlords j USIdidn'l wanl to renl to college studenlS.I didn'l find a place to live until three days after school llIIIed,"aid BrieIb. D1IecIarofSludentLiCeS__ WaIIDer IIu 1Iad dne snMlenn come to bim with complainta of bousiDg cIiacrimiIIIlio .wit.hin die 1IItlWOmootbs. W.u-aplaiDed dleimponanc:eofSllldenlSfigbting disc:riminalion "When people come in with. complainl I do a couple of dtings. Some people I refer 10 Wiscoosin Legal Council, some Irefer 10 !he MetrOpillitan Milwaukee Fair Housing Council, and some I refer to !he Dispule and Settlemenleen- Ier of Racine Counl)'. These organizationscanbelp! heSlUdenlS6ghl discrimination. Ifpeople blow off, housing discrimination ilonly perpetuates Iheproblem for other studenrs." Wallner estimares thaI only aboul 20 percent of !he SlUdenlS who are experiencing housing discrimination actually do anylhing abouliL "A landlord isnot goingto sropdiscrimination unless !heyare going to be called on Ihe carpel," said Wallner. UW -Parkside studenl Holly Free No Urnit Credit Cards!! male ... Nightly Specials n.ctq Tappers only 25¢ 6:00-12:00 pm WedlWday $2 Long Island Ice Teas All Night Long Tllurtldlly ThUrsday fa always UW-Parkslde Night OJ Oliver Spins ~Dance, Dance, Dancel No Frllfa or Gimmicks - Just Funl ' FrIday Rock-n-Roll Night· 25C Tappers 4:00· 9:00 pm SU1ldlly $1 RaIl Drinks 6:00· 12:00 pm HaIoween PartyI - October 31at $Cash ~. FO:Od $ Grill Open 4:00 to 12:00 - Best Burgers In TOWJII DJ Oliver Spina live!)' Thunclay. Friday UIl1Satunlay CIosedM cia 302· 58th Street Kenosha, WI (414) 652.0505 , ~ is JeIIling I boule Ibis ." ,., • "Some fricIIds of mine wereJookinglllbe boule I'm RIlling' oow. 11Ie landlord didn'l want to _10 Ibem beca'"" dley ""' guys. My IOClIIIIII8Jes and I a/mosl didn', aea Ihe boule becallle the JandJord was going to _ to lllUdenu from Carthage College. He figured studenlS from a privare schoolwouldlllkebettercareof!he house, staled Ericksen. II illegal for a landlord to discriminaIe in housing based on Ihe following protected classes: Race. color, sex, national ancestry, religion. age, handicap, marital status, and lawful source of income. According 10WallnerstudenlSusually experience the most problems wilh lawful source of income. "II'Seas), for a JandJord to tum down astudenlbecauselhestudent doesn'lmakeenoughmoney. What !he landlord doesn'llake inro ac- , counlislhallhesludenlmayhave sludenl's abilily 10 pay," said olher sources of income. A good Wallner. landlord will have IhestudenlSpar- Any sludenl at UW-Parkside enlSco-sign Iherentalagreemenlif can get helpalthehousing office if there is an)' concern aboul Ihe !hey Ihink lhey are experiencing R.:w- He_FIlaID" I.t.~ UW-Parkside ResideJIce Han. housing discrimination. There will also be a community worIcshop at Galeway Technical College on Ocrober 17 aI3:00foranyonewho is having problems wilha landlord. Sleeping with the Enemy by EmUy Heller and ADdy Patcb Feature Wrilen Sleeping with !he Enemy is a gripping tale focusing on the life of • young woman held prisoner by her physically and menla1Iy abusive husband and her courageous yet frighrening escape to a life of herown. . Julia Roberts does a wonderful job porlIaying Laura Burney, die young, beaulifuI wife looking fan way llUlofher hus1lend'slife. AJIhoogh Laura appears fiq_ De physically, she possesses • Ilroag wiIIllIddelerminalioll of to be heoldle man who bpther in sa fear, pein and isohllion for over lbRle years. Her husband is played by PIlrict Bergen, who iscoovincing as _ oIIIessive, menla1Iyill individual New-comer to the SCIllen, Kevin A~ plaYs the role of Laura's DeW frielId, BeD. 'Ben is i WOIIderfu1, sensilive, kind, .!IIIderStandin man who is there to support Laura through her . lime1lf~ into her IlCW life. Sleeping with l1)eEnemyisan excellenl movie.wilh a very trueto- life SlOIyline. 11Ie plot is completely believable and very smoolhly presenled. Themovie ilSelf is extremely suspenseful and will keep you on Ihe edge of your seal.Jllimlnleed. . You will definitclywanl to bring someone wilh. you 10.,Ibis movie. You willlIOl WIIIlto Jeave lbe theatre alone. Do 1101 pass up Ibis opponunil)' to see this suspense/lhriUer- Ihe UnionCinemaonFriday,(dIlIl'S tomomlwll) al 7:00 pm. in the Union Cinema for only $1 ($2 for . guests). You'll be sorry if you dol , t .. ~ _I,. ~ i. , .' " "f~,.. '"'I News Sel)tmd,er 26. 1991 - UW-Parkside students face housing discrimination •1 Dae Dallll1J "-"' ...... LIit year 40-50 Ullffllllty al Wilconsin-Pllbidl,tlllllmll were ... 10 live II die YMCA tint ~daetoalllcllllgeiacam, us bo11si"3. Many SIUdeats de. ided dais year IO loot for housing 1ff campus, but Ibey found tbem, elves facing landlonls wbo were mwilling to rent to college sm- 1ents. Housing discrimination is egal. but it is also a reality for many UW-Parbide students. Junior Jared Brieske is currently living inan off campusapartenL Headmitshowevaitwam't easy for him to find an apartment. " I started looking for an aputment in the beginningofthesummer,but I found this a difficuh wt. Many landlords would not even consider renting to me, because I was a student." said Brieske. "I found a lot of nice places, but no one wanted to rent to me. My credit was fine lhe landlords just didn't want to rent to college students. I didn't find a place to live until three days after school 1111te11.·llidBrielte. DireclorofS&udentIJfeSle¥e WIiiner bll bid dno lllldenll come to him widl complainU of bousina dilClimimdon within die lllttwomombs Wlllncre.xp)ained tbeimponanceof llUdentsfigbling discrimination. '"When people come in widl a complaint I do a couple of things. Some people I refer to Wisconsin Legal Council. some I refer to the Metropolitan Milwaukee Fair Housing Council. and some I refer to the Dispute and Settlement Center of Racine County. These m-ganmtionscan heJptbestudents6ght disaimination. If people blow off housing discrimination it only perpetuates the problem for other students." Wallner estimates that only about 20 percent of the students who are experiencing housing disaimination aclUally do anything about iL "A landlord is not going to stop discrimination unless they are going to be called on the carpet," said Wallner. UW-Parkside student Holly Free No Umit Credit Cords!! ~CIC-iii Catering Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant to the College Crowd Nightly Specials TUNday Tappers only 25¢ a:00-12:00 pm Wednesday $2 Long Island Ice Teas All Night Long Tlwnlday Thursday Is always UW-Parkslde Night DJ Oliver Spins • Dance, Dance. Dancel No Frills or Gimmicks • Just Funl Frldlly Rock-n-Roll Night • 25C Tappers 4:00 • 9:00 pm Sunday $1 Rall Drinks 8:00 - 12:00 pm Haloween Putyl - October 3ht S Cash Prizes - Food$ Grill Open 4:00 to 12."()() - Best Burgen in Town! DJ Oliver Spina Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday ClosedMo da 302 - 58th Street Kenosha. WI (414) 652-0505 &icbeD ii IClllina • boUle dlis ..... .. Somo friends of mine 1WR1ootiq1t&bebomermreatinl now. The landlord didn't WIDl 10 Jen& ID ahem became tbey were guys. My roommares and I almost ,, didn't get tbe houae became die , landlord WU going to Jen& to studelUs &om Carthage College. He figured students from a private school would take beuercareof lhe house, swed Ericksen. It illegal for a landlord to dis- · <t+ · ~ H:,,:~ ft';~ criminate in housing~ on the t •~, following proteeted classes: Race, ,,"'¥•« color, sex, national ancestry, religion. age. handicap, marital swus, and lawful source of income. According to Wallnetstudents usu- . ally experience the most problems ·,. ' with lawful source of income. "It· s easy for a landlord to tum downastudentbecausetbestudenl.'=....,.........;=-.......;;;.;._....,. ____ .......,......, ......... .......:~__,,...._...,..;o-~...,....,,~~ doesn'tmakeenoughmoney. Whal the landlord doesn't take into account is that the student may have other sources of income. A good landlord will have the smdents parents co-sign the rental agreement if there is any concern about the student's ability to pay," said Wallner. Any student at OW-Parkside can get help at the housing office if they think they are experiencing housing discrimination. There will also be a community workshop at Gateway Technical College on Ocrober 17 at 3:00 for anyone who is having problems with a landlord. Sleeping with the Enetny by Emily Heller and Andy Pate Feature Writers Sleeping with the Enemy is a gripping tale focusing on tbelifeof a young woman held pisooa' by her physically and menially abusive husband and her courageou., yet frightening escape to a life of herown. Julia Roberts does • wonderful job porUaying Laura Burney, the young, beautiful wife looking for a way out of her hmband's life. Allboup Laura appears fragile physically. she possesses a 111mg willanddelerminadooofto be freed tbe man who kept ber in sacb fear, pain and isolalioa for over dne years. Her husband is played by Pllrict Bapn, who isconvincina • • obeessive. menially ill individual. New-comer to the screen. Kevin Andeaon plays tho role of Laura's new friend. Ben. Ben is a wondaful. seosilive. kind. mxlerstanding man who is dae to support Laura through her dmednnsilic:11 into her new life. Sleeping with the Enemy is an excellent movie with a very true- . ' . "A TERRIFYINGLY GOOD ROMANTIC TH RILLER .. :' - Pat CoUms , WWOR IV . !\fl'/ YORI! JuJla Roberts stars in Sleepla1 wJda Ole Enm7 to-life storyline. The pb is completely believable and very smoothly presented. The movie itself is extremely suspenseful and will keep you on the edge of your seat-guaranteed. . You will definitely want to bring someone with you to .this movie. You will not want to leaYO die &latte alone. Do not pass up this opportunity to see this suspenseltbrill a& lbe Union CinemaonFriday ,(dial"s tomanowll) at 7:00 pm. in Ibo Union Cinema for only $1 ($2 for guests). You'll be sorry if.you do! ,..l:cr26, 1991 Whatbeing involved on campus has done for me . com~ueewas~c~ofdoing 11IIel,~COff~pognIID- ., MIrIe IIorIi evenbing from pIcking the groups men from 8IOW1d theS1atCthat had ........ tlleItaqerNews that pla~«:? here at UW.ParksidctheSl\ll1Cchorel(\id,~gtheir' Iremember ~hcD I began !Oadvertisingw~theywerecom. a:hoo\'smoneytogetthebestqual _ __ IIPl1rbide. I was, m a mg. ity coffeehoU/lCentertainment _ WlId.a.tJEI,.ESS. College was The day that Ihey anived we sibiefortheleastamountof~ ~to~. . helped the tech crew load in and laIsometandhungoutwitba Ibid ~ advised 12 credits se~up, we decorated ''The Square" number of the performers which lIII_flnishedewrydayby.nOOD. Wllh ~oons and streamers so it was really fun! It was here that I IdidD'tknoW what to ~ Wllh all looked different thanjust the daily leamedwhatprogrammingwasall dis.... time. It was weird for me "Square", we greeted the band, about and I realized that this was 1D_lICbooIsoearly. showedthemtotheirdressingroom my niche. 1got rec:ruired into Alpha Psi and made sure that they had every- Since then I've been to many 0meP (the theater club hen: at thing they needed. conferences wbere I've learned PIIIbide)andf~myselfatte?d- Whensbowtimecame,itwas about leadersbip, programming, . ilIg WIICkly meetllJgs and hanging a member of our comminee that promotion, and how to keep the IIOIIIId in the theater·s backstage got up on the stage and did the board interested in what we're dobaDIloutc: aIledtbeGreen Room. introduction. After the dance was ing (ex. holding meetings under It was about this time that over, we were the ones that stuck the table instead of on top), I've espey's (Now the Greenbay around and cleaned up and helped met bundreds of agents and per- RaIdbouse) bad an Ullderage club the band load back out, formers, loryoaagin'slikemyse1f. Hound Soundslikealotofwork,buh? I've had my own committes myselfbanging around there quite Well it was, but it was a lot of fun and with their help put on about I bit. It was here that I met two too. Why else would we have twenty-five events here on cammembcn oflbe Padcside Activi- given up so much of our time and pus. I'm now vice-president of lies 1OloIordc. :e" energy for free? programming for PAB. I was recruited At the end of every year PAB I have my own desk (oooh) IIIdfoundmyselfattending weekly holds elections to fill positions for my own bulletin board (aaah) and meetiDpoftheLiveEntertainment the following year. I decided at the even access to this wonderful com- Commitll;O. whicb puts on the last minute that I would run for a puter whenever I need it to write dantes br:ro atlcbool. It seemed chair position but I wasn't sure articles like Ibis! I've met so many which one I wanted so I did what people on this campus. not just on seemed like the logicallbing to do, PAB but people in other clubs and Iran for more than one. people who come to Ibedancesand lranforSpecia1Events(which things andjustlikewhatiliswe do. puts on events like the comedians For me, looking back is and the Annual Arts and Crafts suange. Ifyou would have told me Fair) and didn't get iL Then I ran when I was a freshman thatl would forNighl1ife(wbichhandlesmusi- someday be running meetings and cal entertainers that don't fall WI- planning an event hereon campus. der the dance band category; we I would have told you that you usually c;al1 it Coffeehouse) and I were aazy. I am a very different was elected (yeah!). (and hopefully better) paIOII than Now iwas faced with a new I was then. pobIem.lhadneverevenbeenon I've grown toreallyknow and tbeNighl1ifecommiueeandlnow undersIand this campus and the Iwas expected to run ill?! unique variety of people who go PAB does most of its fall Ie- here. Now, as I am faced with this mester programming during the lastsemester,I'mnotsurelW8Dlto summer. This consists of going get out of here. It's hard to admit, through files and files of promo- but I'll will miss Ibis pace. Iional materials and t8peS, callina: Allhough the things that I've up agents and negotiating dates \earned'in classes have helped me . and prices, and planning the pro-' too, I believe' that il was being motion or ''bow we are going to involved in these other things that pull Ibis thing off". has given me what it is ~'ll ~ I was totally ignorant as to whenlgetoutofbereandmto the how all of this was done and even real world." worse, what exactly a coffeehouse You've beard it a number· of prov.un was. Somehow, being times but it really is tnJe-being the roc1l;- n·roller I was, coffee- iqvolvedllelpsyouanditonlylllkes house music didn't reaI1y sound as much time as you are willing to my speed. I got very lucky be- give. I encourage you, if it is IrUe cause I was offered the unique that with age comes wis4om, take experience (and a scholarship) to it from a senior with, four yeats go to a small summer conference . experien~ under .her belt, .find called lbeCoffeehouseFestivailhat YOUR D1cbe on campus, whatl:ver use to be held in Wisconsin ·every it may be, and go wilb it because as year. the saying goes I know I've "come . This was my initiation. Here a long way baby." Somehow, being the rock- n-roller Iwas, coffeehouse music .... 't really sound myspeed. lraallltaffla .. peapIe were friendly and "Gmby'"III Iwould DC' 'siooally bead inio die PAB office 10 .. if tbenl were my projects dltlllGllldbelpwi1b.lspemmoch arlbM_ II! just making post- !".......,;ag meelings and work- ... die door of the danl:es. WIlen ItelUllIed to school the ~ fall, Iwas much bolder. .... PAD office felt more comfort· IIbIe 10me and I now knew many PliOple from the ~ year. I ~arun fledged member, pilch- .. ill Wherever Icould. I had a Pllcerokeepmycoatand books(in the olfice), a place to study and IDcialiJe , and.lOlS of fun, people :::c'to bang 011 and abo work. the ~was once again a member~f U1eEntenainment Committee ~ lleamed a lot about ~hat went .-0 Ihe planning of a dance. Our - Feature • LZ~ ~1OI\DHOUSE Nightly Specials Football Mania Monday 50¢ drafts, $1 shots, $1.50 mixers 8 foot large screen and cable T.V • Rock and Roll Tuesday $3.50 pitchers, $1.50 mixed drinks (all brands) D.I. spinning the best of Classic Rock and Roll Wild Wednesdays 25¢ tappers for everyone, 50¢ mixed drinks for the ladies (for the college budget) Thirsty Thursdays $1 mixed drinks (any brand), $1 bottle beer (all Bud products), $1 20oz. drafts Friday and Saturday Dance, Dance, Dance to the best music in Southeastern Wisconsin D.I. spinning Tuesday thru SatuIday Coming soon the all new "Roadhouse Eatery" the best menu in town • 6208 Greenbay Road, (~14) 657-78f Kenosha, WI Book your party he: ~"''','r•..... '''",,\'''*'·'''"''' O"M,.,m...i.le..north."or¥H.w..y 50) '~"""lo"it .. t {...... \. 1. • Feature What being involved on campus has done for me ., Marie Borll .............. News I ..-ber when I began ,;11a11111ere•Pllbide· I was, in a wud, a.tJELESS, College was ovc,wlldmmatome. 111111 die advised 12 credits ••fiaisbedewrydaybynoon. J didl't knoW what to do with all diselllltime. Itwasweirdforme .,Jeave acbool so early. I got recruited into Alpha Psi Omega (die theater club here at Pmbide)mdfound myself attending waly meetings and hanging .ound in die tbeala's backstage bllgoutcallcd the Green Room. It WIS about this time that Cagney's (Now the Greenbay Roadbome) bad an ~e club for)'Olllllin's like myself. I found myself banging around there quite I bit. It WIS here that I met two members of lbe Parkside Activitics Bolrd. ~ ,ain. I was recruited and found myself auending weekly meclinpof theLive Entertainment Commiaee, which puts on the dances here M ICbool. It seemed Somehow, being the roct-n-roller I was, coffeehouse music didn't really sound my speed. .... afr... no people were frieDdJy and ...._., I would occuionally Jlllkmy bead into the P AB office lo• if diem were any pojects IIIIIICIDlldbelpwidl. Ispemmucb or.,.,.,. just matins post• !ft.Mmcting mcelings and work· ... die door of the dances. WIien I fflUmed to school die ~fall.I was much bolder. ua;PAB office felt more comfort• Ible to me Ind I now knew many people from the previous year. I ~•full fledged member, pitchma ■ ~ I could. I had a JJllceaoteepmyCOMand boots(in lbe office), a place 10 study and ---. and lob of fun people --to hang OI& and abo wcrk -.a... I was once again a member of IIIDl.neEntenainmentCommittee ~ I learned a lot about what went lllo lbe planning of a dance. Our committee was in charge w doing evenhing from picking the groups that played hae at UW-Parksido toadvertisingwheo tbeywereaning. The day that they arrived we helped the tech crew load in and set up, we deccnted "The Square" with balloons and streamers so it looked different than just the daily "Square", we greeted the band, showed them to their dressing room and made sure that they had every~ g they needed. When show time came, it was a member of our committee that got up on the stage and did the introduction. After the dance was over, we were the ones that stuck around and cleaned up and helped the band load back OUL Soundslikealotof work.huh? Well it was, but it was a lot of fun too. Why else would we have given up so much of our time and energy for free? At the end of every year P AB holds elections to fill positions for thefollowingyear. Idecidedatthe last minute that I would run for a chair position but I wasn't sure which one I wanted so I did what seemed like the logical thing to do, I ran for more than one. Iran for Special Events (which puts on events like the comedians and the Annual AIU and Crafts Fair) and didn"t get iL Theo I nm forNigbllife(whicb handles musical entertainers that doo't fall under 1he dance band calegOI')'; WO usually call it Coffeehouse) and I was elected (yeah!). Now I was faced with a new poblem. lbadneva-evenbeenon the Nightlife committee and I now I was expected to nm it!?! PAB does most of iu fall semesta: programming during the summer. This consisls of going through files and fil~ of promotional materials and tapeS. calling up agents and negotiating dales and prices. and planning the promotion or "bow we are going to pull this thing off". I was totally ignorant as to how all of this was done and even worse, what exactly a coffeehouse program was. Somehow, being the rock- n-roller I was. coffeehouse music didn't tcally sound my speed. I got very lucky l,e. cause I was offered the unique experience (and a scholarship) to go to a small summer conf~ce called dleCoffeehouseFestival that use to be held in Wisconsin ·every year. This was my initiation. Here I met ochel' coffeehouse programmers from around the state that had tbesamechorcl<Ud,speooingtheir achool'smoney to get the best quality coffeehouse enteilainrnmt J>OS· sible for the least amount of bucks. I also met and hung out with a number of the perfonners which was really fun! It was hae that I learned what programming was all about and I realiz.ed that this was my niche. Since then I've been to many conferences where I've learned about leadership, programming, promotion, and bow to keep the board interested in what we're doing (ex. holding meetings under the table instead of on top). I've met hundreds of agents and perfonners. I've had my own committes and with their help put on about twenty-five events here on campus. I'm now vice-president of programming for P AB. I have my own desk (oooh) my own bulletin board (aaah) and even access to this wonderful computer whenever I need it to write articles like this! I've met so many people on this campus. not just on PAB but people in other clubs and peoplewhocometothedancesand things and just like wbatit is we do. For me, looking back is suange. If you would have told me when I was a freshman lhall would someday be running meetings and planning an event here on campus. I would have IOld you that you were crazy. I am a very cliff emit (and hopefully bea.cr) pGIOII lban I was then. I've grown to really know and undcrsland this campus and the unique variety m people who go bcR. Now. as I am faced with dais last semester, I'm not sure I want to get out of here. It's hard to admit. but I'll will miss this place. Although the things that I've learned in classes have helped me too. I believe that it was being involved in these other things that bas given me what it is I'll need when I get out of here and into "the real world." You've heard it a number of times but it really is ttue-being involved f\elps you and it only takes as much time as you are willing 10 give. I encourage you, if it is true that widi age COl11e$ wisdom, lake it from a senior with four years experience under her belt. find YOUR niche on campus, whatever it may be, and go with it because as the saying goes I know I've "come a long way baby." Nightly Specials Football Mania Monday 50¢ drafts, $1 shots, $1.50 mixers 8 foot large screen and cable T.V. Rock and Roll Tuesday $3.50 pitchers, $1.50 mixed drinks (all brands) D.J. spinning the best of Cassie Rock and Roll WIid Wednesdays 25¢ tappers for everyone, 50¢ mixed drinks for the ladies (for the college budget) Thirsty Thursdays $1 mixed drinks (any brand), $1 bottle beer (all Bud products), $120 oz. drafts Friday and Saturday Dance, Dance, Dance to the best music in Southeastern Wisconsin D.J. spinning Tuesday thru Saturday Coming soon the all new HRoadhouse Ealery" the best menu in town 6208 Oreenbay Road Kenosha, WI (414) 657-78£ Book your party he: ... I THE RANGER.NEWS has an opening for the position of Advertising Account Representitive. " Responsible for generating weekly advertising revenue, designing display advertisments and maintaining existing accounts. " this position is a paid position and offers 'benefits of: -,.Being a part of a top student organization ..•The Position is excellent job experience. ._.~...... To apply come 10 THE RANGiRNEWS officeor call . " 595-2295 and ask/or Van oiAnna S. .. ,. ' TH-E RANGER NEWS Keeping you on top of the world . '. ;-", '~". The Parkside Union TWO NEW SERVICES: u.s. POSfAL SERVICE Sf AMP VENDOR • north side Union Bazaar. - Available 7 days a week. - Single stamps and books so, d at face value . FAX SERVICES' - sending and receiving ·atcompetitive rates. - Union Information Center. - Starting Monday. Oct. 28. UW-Parkside Chess Club The UW-1'IItsideCllellCJub bas IIlCCIIdy beeD farmed. 'Ibo club meets C'IeIY Friday.1IOllII ill Greeoquisl237. The is open 10 all 1llJ'k"!1, with 110IcvclorpriortnowJedleof chess expa1ise requlRd. The club cumady bas aboUI twenty members IIId is tIIlhusiIItic: aboutCutureexpansion cI..... bersbip. Thc.president isDavidJ)ebisb 8IIl1tbc Vice PlaideDl is David Boyd. To join tbc Chess Oub. SlOP inIOa meeting orc:allDave at652- 8333. The Oub iscunendy working on a method 10 I8Ie ilS players. allowing members 10 compece against equally qualiflCd players. THE RANG·ER NEWS has an opening for the position of Advertising Account Representitive. ✓ Responsible for generating weekly advertising revenue, designing display advertisments and maintaining existing accounts. ✓ This position is a paid position and offers benefits of: •Being a part of a top student organization ~The position is excellent job experience To apply come to THE RANGER NEWS office or call 595-2295 and ask/or Dan or Anna S. Tn ·E RANGER NEws Keeping you on top of the world The Parkside Union TWO NEW SERVICES: U.S. POSI'AL SERVICE STAMP VENDOR • north side Union Bazaar_ • Available 7 days a week. - Single stamps and books sod at face value. FAX SERVICES • sending and receiving at competitive rates. - Union Information Center. - Starting Monday. Oct. 28. UW-Parkside Chess Club The UW-PubideOcaClub bas recendy been formed. 'lbe club meecs every Friday ll lOODil Greenquisl 237. The is open IO all SIIJCkGIS, widl noJcvclorpriorknowledgerl chess expenise required. The club cumntly bas abo1i twenty members and is emhuSilltic aboutfutureexpansiond~ bersbip. The president is DavidDd,i.111 and the Vice Presideal is David Boyd. To join lbe Chess Oub, SlDP inlO a meeting or call Dave al 652· 8333. The Club iscurrmtly womn1 on a method to rate its playetS, allowing members to compcat against equally qualified players. "'.....---~----------=::.:..::::==~---_.-~-. jI 7.,:r26, 1991 Feature to; • , , - Teaching excellence committee seeksprestige for award winners. • - - 0", ., awe- Heller ........ Ed1tor llr.CId 1JDdDer. professor of BqIlIIt.IIClDCoftwoprofessors 81 uw-Pllblde who was recently IfIIlIedIbe Uaiversity' s Stella C. GraY AWfId for teaching excel- _duringlbel990-91academic ,car,..aWJtd. which includes a pIaqUO lIId c:hec:Ii: for $500 was Jl'llCl*dbylbe univezsity's CommiIleO III Teaching at the faculty c:oovoealiolI earlier earlier this se- _.In Iddilion, both Lindner and JoIephGcmiD, a professor of commllllieation who is now teachlIUt UW.Qshkosh, had their JI!IM' added 10 the Wyllie Learn- ~,*r's plaque of distin- J!ll1ipientswho have won lbea.... ill the past, ~appointedbythe ~ l1Ident Government As- .. lind four faculty memben, -have won the award in lbe.... _alXllllntittee during lbe lJIIi/1lI_oater of 1991 to cIIooIe -two OIIlSl8Dding faculty IIIeIIlbeiI from a field nominated billie MIents of UW-Parkside. TIle former award winners wbollllnedCllll1le committee were ....... UIa Kcmetsky, profes- .. DoaaId Kwnmings, professor &iliJJilllldcrson, and professor JuePimow. The student representatives were Inesa eampbell and Michael Fang. The committee evaluated the nominees on the content of course. syllabi, student evaluations, and the student nomination forms. The candidates" professional credentials outside of the teaching field were not considered since the purpose of the award is to single lion process. All equal ratio of fai:ulty and students should be represeated since"studentinputi$mostimportailt", according 10 Kcmetsky, il dnunatic arts professor who won the award in 1989. Secondly, the committee would like to see the award presented at the commencement ceremony at the end of the spring semester. "Some students who have nominated a professor never know that he or she won the award. They may be graduating seniors and aren't around the following fall semester to find out the results," Kornetsky said. The committee feels that the award deserves more prestige than it has been given in the past, out excellence in the classroom. Kornetskypredictsthattherewould Confidential discussions and ' .be,more student nominations as ... careful deliberation allowed the well as a greater sense of competicommittee to reach its final lion' for the faculty.' ' decision.'''Thewholeprocessissub- Furthermore, students might jective," explained committee chair understand how important the stu- Kornetsky. .. dent evaluations are and how they Tbereareallsortsoffactorson affect the university. how you are rated by both students "The evaluations are used in and fellow faculty. The selection cases of tenure, faculty merit, and process can't be 100% fair when of course, the leaching excellence you compare different fields such awards". explained Kornetsky. as science and the arts. However. "This award really shows who everyoneonthecommittee,includ- the people are ~ take teaching ing thestudents, had an equal vote." seriously," It is an Opportunity for Thecommitteehasseveralrec- recognition by the university comommendations for the future elec- munity.as a whole." "This award really shows who the people are that take teaching seriously" ·Professor Lisa Kornetsky Sunday, September 29 , 7pm.CART Theater .,, Tickets: $6 for UW • Parksidestude.nts $12 for 'all others. Available at the Union Information Center or at the door. Presented by the Parkside Activities Board. , I ..... Ne.. ptIaID"'Jt.-~ KALIDAD performing at Heritage Week at UW-Parkslde THE SPOT DRIVE-IN ,• I I, II i , ' Serving Kenosha for over 45 years The order you phone waits/or you j, I I III Sunday thru Thursday Friday and Sat~[daY. '(' Two Locations to serve you better 2117·75thStreet 2918Washington Rd. t Kenosha, WI Kenosha, WI r 654-9294 657-7768 . . , " "-~.c_-:....-'- _ Feature Teaching excellence committee see ks prestige for .award winners 11 aw- Heller ........ Editor Dr. Cid Lindner. professor of Baltilb-iloneof twoprofessors at UW-Plrbide who was iecently awadedlbe University•s Stella C. Gray Award for teaching excel- 1meeduringlhc 1~91 academic ,rar1he award. which includes a pllqUO 111d check for $500 was lfflCD• by the university's Com• minee cm Teaching at the f acuity COIM)CIDOD earlier earlier this se• ... In addition, both Lindner and JoaephGernin. a professor of commanication who is now teachmg ,t UW-Oshkosh. had their mes added 10 the Wyllie Learnillj Cenrcr's plaque of distingllished reclpientS who have won die aWlld in the past ho~appointed by the ParbideStudent Oovem ment AslOCilt, ioll ~ four faculty members, who have won the awaro in dleJllll,met•acommittee dining die lllil'I semesJer of 1991 to dlooee two OlllSlanding faculty membtn from a field nominated by die lllldents of UW-Parkside. '111o former award winners wlloaenedon lbecommitte.e were ~ Lisa Kometsky, pofes• a Donald Kwnmings, professor - GUDdcrson. and professor 1-Pinnow. The student representatives weie lnesa Campbell and Michael Fang. The committee evaluated the nominees on the content of COID'se syllabi. student evaluations, and the student nomination fonns. The candidates• professional credentials outside of lhe teaching field were not considered since the pmpose of the award is to single "This award really shows who the people are that take teaching seriously" -Professor Lisa Koroetsky out excellence in the classroom. Confidential discussions and careful deliberation allowed the committee to reach its final decision."Toe whole process is subjective," explained committee chair Kornetsky ... Thereareall sorts off actors on how you are rated by both students and fellow faculty. The selection process can't be 100% fair when you compare different fields such as science and the ans. However, everyooeon the committee, includ• ing the students, had an equal vote." Thecommitteehasseveralrecommendations for the future elecdon~ An equal ratio of faculty and students should be represeoted since "student input is most important", according 10 Kometsky, a dramatic ans professor who won the award in 1989. Secondly, the committee would like to see the award presented at the commencement ceremony at the end of the spring semester. "Some studentS who have nominated a professor never know that heor she won the award. They may be graduating seniors and aren't around the following fall semester to find out lhe results." Kometskysaid. The committee feels that the award deserves more prestige than it has been given in the past , Kometsky predicts that there would be more student nominations as '· well as a greater sense of competition for the faculty. , Furthennore, students might understand how important the student evaluations are and how they affect the unive.rsity. "'The evaluations are used in cases of tenure, faculty merit. and of course. the teaching excellence awards". explained Komer.sky. 1bisawardreally shows who the people are lhal take teaching seriously," It is an opportunity for recognition by the university com• munity ~ a whole." Sunday, September 29 7pm CART Theater Tickets: $6 for UW - Parkside students $12 for all others. Available at the Union Information Center or at the door. Presented by the Parkside Activities Board. TD llANOD Nsws.Page 9 ._.Nenp,,mbJ"-atlll,d,mm KALIDAD performing at Heritage Week at OW-Parkside . Serving Kenosha for over 45 years The order you phone waits.for,you Hours: J------ Sunday thru Thursday Friday and Saturday 10:30-3:00 10;30-3:30 11.vo Locations to serve you better 2117-75th Street 2918 Washington Rd. Kenosha, WI Kenosha, WI 654-9294 657-7768 . I l I ·~Doubled edge sword B,BIIH_ GtIfII EdIIuri8I 1'beIelllways exi8IIlWOsideI, NOIIJlUIIICIIlS, IWO points of view la1lIlr)'. noIlIlr)' ill IasI ~'s be 1tIDgllr News c:oaccmiDg IIIe :slpadon of Professor 0_ .miD, _ 011O side of !he 1lIlr)', DC side of lbe IWllI1I. This article will lIIIeIIIPl to WDiDeand~!heOlberpoinl fview,lbeodlersideoflbeswonL To begin, it bas DOlbeeD sbowD sit)' poceduJe.lIIe victim is COllIplelcly at !he men:y of whaIevcr decision !he univcnity .nves at. no univenity must illvesti· pie andexamiDe all evidence pre- -'Cd in IIIe case. 'lbey must examiDe! hevictim 'saa:usalionsand !he aDeged apssor's response. It is posSIble lbat!he ac<:USCI' IS well IS !he aJIcgcd aggressor is DOlspcsIdng the truth. 'lbe univcnity has !he resp0nsibility of dclamining the truth in Editorial I !at the resignation _ a result of :xualharassmcnl/assauJL Noevieoc: c hasbeeD presenlCd to affirm r deny this aDcgadon. In a case of sexual Jwrassment \SSllult in a univcnity scttiJjg, the ictim has few opdons. 'lbe prj- 8I;y of the victim must be honored Bdrespected above all else. The victim has the option of ling a complaint within the crimiat justice system. or within the niversity system. If the victim cbooscs, or is 'IllSSured, DOl to file an official omplaint with the propel authoriies within either system, there is inually nothing dlat can be done ~ ISSist the victim. As in Ibc aiminaI justice sys- ;m,onccacomplaintisfilcd within lie univcnity syslClD. !he bureau- IlIlic procedure that must be fol- Jwcd is tragicaJIy derDCm1ing to lie victim. Itoftendiscllulagcs Ibc victim oIJlOl:Ccdwithanyaetion. Should lJcvictimchoosctofoJJowuni_- !he investigation. One must be reminded that !he individuals involved are not professional investigatorsoraccompJisbedattorDCys. They must amve at a fair and just decision that protects the victim's rights as weU as the alleged aggressor. The university must also consider the effect their decision will have on the student body, and university policies and programs. The victim, univcnity, and alleged aggressor. may be represented by private cOUllSCl. There may be binding legal agreements betwcenaD of the parties involved. These agreements may not allow for open discussion of !he e\'Cllts that took place. Wbcn one does IIOlposscssaD ofllle informadon. aD that is left is coojecwre. 'lbe analogy of the double edged sword is that there are IWO sides to every story. to every argument, and in this case. DOmatter what side is presented, every- OIIC 1oses, especially the victim_. ... Editorial I Opinion Scplember26, I~ =::::minder ofAmericangeo~raph~Scores Sadat. Hosni Mubarak.and that m!he u.s.this am 1s1lSUally I bad to Jaugh wilen I read ~war to home recenl1y criticized associated with deICeDdanIl 01 Aubrey walker's coJumn that ai- c oser f~Omar Amin who Africa's Negroid JlOJI'''adcn ludcdtolbchisUJryof man. Appar- ~ormcr~ of Cairo EgypL' We Frankly I don't ClIIe ifMccolly Ibc anlbor of "an intellig~t ::aa ::"Amin's~icwreinlbis was or was DOl black, bat Mr oul100k"be1icvesthat entircconU- ve . and I'm sure we WaIkcr's I'ClIIOIlin& III 1IIIIeIt"": of Africa . promised of same DCWspaper. ... :~ ~ ~ DOL North wouIdaDagrcethatheisCauCll"'id, be was, ~ serlousIy fIawcd. Africa ~ made of beings from not Negroid. Therefore Mr. I would also like to say I1Iat Ido IS • up . WaIkcr'sassertion thatsiDceMoses supportMr. WaIkcr·s ...... &QlI !he C1~m race. North ~- was born in Egypt he was a black of heightened community I'" cancoun~~arecom~ man is false. The "city of the ncss,cveniflhavctoCllC1uRbeiDa of C1ueasam incIude~, .' . " . necessarily referred to as "brother". Algeria, Libya, and most tmpor- African man IS not . tantfortheissuehcrc,EgypL Egyp- black. People such as Omar ~ tians are not Negroid. lhey are could. also be term~ Afncan~ Caucasoid, examples include Amencans.allhoughlt\Sapparen ADdmrWeber An jnte!!jee;nt Qutlook Divided we fall By Aubrey Walker m aDd Angelo Smith ColumDists Divided wefaJl,onenationwe stand in our struggle for economic, educational and cultural agvancemenL "I am Angelo Smith lhe newest edition to" An Intelligent Outlook". I am a first year student with ambidons to major in sociology. then to furthermy education in law school. Just like my partner in writing. I feel Ibere's a strong nced for cuJtmaJ awareness. An awareness that will uplift the black mind from the stinch of a slave mmtality. Our point in the creationof" An intelligentoul100k" is not to point our fingers or to desicrate the white masses. I feel we will bring about a point of view that wiu make us recognize that beast in us aU. It is .blatantly obvious the crippling effect mcism can take on a society. But as your "oul1ook" writers will a1waysbeheretoexposelhatbeasL We want to bring about a knowledgeofhislOry thatwiU make people understand what is meant by a "Slave Mentality." A knowledge that will help black people see hislOry has created the today that will in tum affect tomorrow. Iwant the black man to realize the need to unify with his brother. It is a slave mentality for the black man to be at odds. On the planllldon the master never let the slaves live in harmony andit is the same today. We are being brutalized, robbed and eaten. ill aD of Ibis direct genoi:ide we still are killing to dress, killing for crumbs from masters table. We need to learn to love ourselvesand leave the white women alone. During slavery, a slave was killed if he was C8ughtlooking 81a white woman. In the60'sbro!hers were arrested for speaking 10 a white woman. So if a brothcrduringeithcrol those times got !he chance to IlCI next to a white woman he felt lie was in heaven. He was making it widt lb81 which be WIS forbiddaL lie fdI like he was getting aDIbc ripu iD !he wOOd. "That is 110 III1lIIiII* for justice" !hen. and it isn't llldIyl BI'Olhm)'Oll shou1dJoveyof sisters bccl!usc she is you,"')'01 should only love lbat which isyou. If you want better Je1atioas widI !he white man. leave his womea alone. "SlOp lusting, atJovins!' .t\ Doubled edge sword Byl■ Haner G..al!'.dlmrlal Tbaealwaysailll&wolidel. NO....,,,,.., two poinlsof view ,a IIOrJ. no 110rJ in last week's ho Ranger News coacaniaa die :signadon of Professor Omar .mio.MSonelideoflbcstay, ne aide of Ibo awon1. 'Ibis anicle will anempt ro wnineandpreaeallbcodlerpoinl f view, dleodleraideof lbcawont. To bepl. ilbaa not been sbowD Iii)' procedure. die Yicam is c:omplelely • the macy of whatever decision the university srives IL 1be university must investipre and eumine all evidence pelffltCd in the case. 'Ibey must examine the victim 'saccusationsand the allcpi agreaor's response. It is possal>le lhal the ~ IS well as tbc alleged aggressor is not speaking die ttuth. 1be university has the responsibility of detamining die truth in Editorial i lit Ibo resignauon was a result of ~xualharassment/assaulL Noevimcc bas been presented IOaffirm r deny this allegation. In a case~ sexual harrassment lS8IUll in a university seuidg, the iclim has few options. The pi' M:.Y of the victim must be bonOJed nd respected above all else. The viclim has the option of ling a complaint within the aimial justice system, or within the niversity system. If the victim choo9es, or is reamed, not ro file an official omplaint with lbe proper authoriics wuhin either system, tbm is irtually nothing lha1 can be done ~ mist lbe victim. As in the criminal justice sys- onceacomplainlisfiled witbin le university sysaem, the bureauratic procedure that must be folJWC! d is tragically demeaning ro llovictim. hoftaldiacoungesdleviclim oproceed with any action. Sbould lie viclimcboosetofollowuniverthe investigation. One must be reminded that the individuals involved are not professional investigators or accomplished at1C111eys. They must arrive at a fair and just decision that protects the viclim's rights as well as the alleged aggressor. The university must also consider the effect their decision will have on the student body. and university policies and programs. The victim, university. and alleged aggressor. may be represented by private counsel. There may be binding legal agreements between all of the parties involved. These agreements may not allow for open discussion of the events that took place. When one does notpossessall of the information, all lhal is left is coojecmre. The analogy of the double edged sword is that tbm me two aides to every story, ro every argument. and in this case, no mat• tt.r what side is presented, everyone loses. especially the victim-. Letkr to Edlt<ll' Polkf . ·. . / The Rim~ New, ~~ ~ iii~ms letter$ ~ 11w \ Editor, Letters ~gteeins.. ot ~ing with 111'.J eQitorial. · :_ !ltlkl~. or: ~ publls~ • in 'l'he. . -Ranger News . are welcomed,u 1ft readtn' :vie,y.,poinr& on campuf and ~i ,;'; ' .... ;:: ... :,.• -~ ' . . . . . . . Editorial / Opinion September 216. 1991 ._ :tll~:;,i:minder of American geo~aph~ scores An Sadal, Hosni Mubarak.and lbaf ~ the U.S: this lerm ii llllally I bad ro Jaugb when I read Aubrey Walter's column that alJudedrolbebislOl)' of man. Appat· ently the author of "an intelligent oudoak" believes that entire continent of Africa is compromised of the Negroid race. It is noL North Africa is made • of beings from the Caucasoids race. North Africaneowuries lhalarccompromised of eaucasom include Morocco, Aigeria, Libya, and most imporlantforlbeissueb=, Egypt. Egyptians are not Negroid, they are Caucasoid, examples include An intellieent outlook .:S: 10 home reccndy critici1.ed. associated with delcendanta of ~ormtZprof~Omar Amin, who Africa's Negroid pnplletion, • native o( Cairo, Egypt. We Frankly I don't en if Mo.ea ::a:e all seen Amin 's picture in this was or, was ~ black. IIUt Mr. same newspaper. and I'm sure ~ Walker s fflllOIUD8 ID - 1111 wouldallagreethalheisc.aucmid. he was, ~ la'ioully flawet not Negroid. Therefore Mr. I would a1ao like ID aa, lbat I do Walkt.r'sasserdon lhalsinceMoses support Mr. wa1m•,..,.._1111 was born in Egypt he was a black of heigh~ community a-. man is false. The "city of the ness,even1flbaYe10enclanbeina A{rkan man" is not necessarily refemd to as .. brotba-". black. People such as Omar Amin could also be termed AfricanAmericans, although it is apparent Divided we fall By Aubrey Walker m and Angelo Smith Columnists Divided we fall, one nation we stand in our struggle for economic, educational and cultural advancemenL ..I am Angelo Smith the newest edition to .. An Intelligent Outlook". Iamafirstyearstudentwith ambitions to major in sociology, then to further my education in law school. Just like my panner in writing, I feel there• s a strong need for cultural awareness. An awareness that will uplift the black mind from the stinch of a slave mentality. Our point in the creation or An intelligemoudook" is not to point our fingers or ro desicmte the white masses. I feel we will bring about a point of view that will make us recognize that beast in us all. It is blatantly obvious the crippling ef • feet racism can take on a society. But as your "outlook" writers will alwaysbeheretoexposethatbeast We want to bring about a know ledge of history that will make people understand what is meant by a "Slave Mentality." A knowledge that will help black people see history has ae• ated the today that will in tum affect tomorrow. I want the black man to realize the .need to w1ify with bis brother. It is a slave mentality for lbe blact man to be at odds. On the plantation the master never let the slaves live in bannooy ancHt is lbe same today. We me being brutalized. robbed and eaten. 1n a11 of this direct genocide we still are killing to dress, killing for crumbs from masters table. We need to learn to loveourselvesand leave the white women alone. During lavcry, a slave wm killed if he was caught looking au white woman. In the 601s brothen were arrested for speaking to a white woman. So if a brothcrdmingeirherof those times got the cha:e to Fl next ro a white woman be fell lie was in heaven. He was mating it widl dial which be was forbiddaL He frll like he was getting all therigllllia the world. "Thal is DO llallllilale for justice" then, and it isn"I IOdayl BrodlCls yousboaldlowe'fOII sistt.n because sbe is you.al )'OIi should only love lblt which is you. H you want better re1a1iom ~ the white man, leave bis __. alone. "Stop lusting,11111)ovilgl• - ber 26, 1991 .. LAissez Faire Somebody give Artie a job even considered for die replacementofJobnnyCarson. Wbatdoes Jay Leno have that he doesn '0 A pmonality, perlJaps? Or possibly a full bead of hair? Speakingofhair, Aniecould do a commerical for die Hair Club for Men. He'd geta piece that'sa to18lly differentcolorfrom hisll8lUraJ hair color and go swimming with his kid. His slogan would be, "I'm not justa member,I'm amemberofdle Rock-n·Roll Hall of Fame!" Even better ,Dr. Sam Beckett could Quantum Leap into his body in the late Sixties and make Artie rip his shin off and learn how to play the bongos. That way, Artie could have the bongos mastered to play back up in what's his name band one hot August night at Central Park in the summer of 1991. Although Artie wasn't asked to sing thatnightin frontof750,OOO people with that little guy from Queens, I'm sure he's working on something. It'sprobably a screenplay. Yeah, right-just like every other guy who shows up at his high school reunion without a job and tells everyone he's working 011 a "really cool" _play. On the other hand, mayhe he should just slick with Ihe dictionary. by TerriLyn Fortney ReceDtly I read in Rolling S_Ib8tArtGarfunkelisreading adil;tbllly b8ckwards and is upto lbolelllr"c·. I'm SllII)', folks, but Ibis IlIlIIIdsjust.1ittle bit weinS to me. A OWl who will forever be IisIed in the annals of pop rock bislcryas oae-half of a Sixties duo issiIliDg at home reading a dictioaary. Somebody give this man a job. Suddenly ,Iimagined what he was doing besides the dictionary lhing. Maybe he's memorizing the Sixlies version of Trivial Pursuit 10be caD answer all the questions lIbout bim correctly. JDSlincasesomebody brought lbopmeover to his house. (Can JOIIimaaine the party then>-what a h-'iD&erl) Or maybe he's ClIIIIIlin& eacb and every character in dIlIIe WbtR's Waldo pictures wbile nBtting the malls. vn..va: he's doing, I'm sure ICIa tbiak of something beller. FintofaD,lcan'tbelieve he wasn't Conservation Comer 8, Jackie Niles Columnist The Parbide Volunteer Pr0- gram Office and the City of !Cenosba's Keep Kenosha Beauti· ,fu1Pmgnnare sponsoring abeach IIId pub& park litter pick-Up on SlIIIdayOetober6,199I,from2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. The clean-up will meet at A1ftId Park's Lake Michigan·side lIUldng lot, directly south of Canbage College Campus, on Sheridan Road. The litter pick-up Will Slllrt st Alflrd's Park and pro- ~ IIOUlh. Trash bags will be pr0- Vided. Participants areencowaged to bring work gloves if Ihey have Ibem. As of Monday September,23, 1991, six Parkside clubs and orga. nizations have volunteered to par' iicipate in the clean-up. They are: thePre-HeaIth Club, DataProcessing and' Management Club, His· panic Organization at Parkside, Circle K, Parkside Student Gov· ernment Association, and The Ranger. Two local restaurants, McDonald's(3116-22ndAve)and Subway Sandwiches and and Sal· ads (3706-3Oth Avenue), are sponsoring a dinner to follow the cleanup. Ifinterested in participating in this event, contact the Volunteer Program Coordinator, Carol Engberg, at 595-2011. Don't like what you see? Do you have a comment on an issue? Is there something you feel must be said? If so write a Letter to the Editor! Drop it off in the Ranger News office in WLLC D139c .» by Gabe Kluka TIU RANGD NEWS, Page II "SKIB?" the student would query again. The voice would continue on, in • IlJIIe worthy of the high IIlIdition of a Ronco Kill:hen Magi. cian commercial, "Yes SKIB! SKIB is an amazing new drug designed to slice. dice and make Julienne fries out of your pIIlCIlIS- , tinationl SKIB, which is short for Swift Kick in the Bua. is made of Ihe amazing new wonder drug Methylmonohokeycrap-polysor. bate 60, and will sene as an amazing placebo foI" your lack of moo· vstionl Here, try somel" Atlbispoint,lhestudentwould estapill,andthesoundofsomeone kicking him in the pants with a size thirteen combS! boot would fol· low. He'd jump in his chair and exclaim, "Wow I" Thevoicewould continue on and explain that, "You too can lake advantage of this great offer", by sending $19.95 cash, check. or money order 10 someplace like Frostbite Falls, Minne· SOla. Well, there you have it,' the idea. and the groundwork for the marketing is laid out as plain as day. All that is left is for some entelprisingchemistlOcomealong and make Ibis nightmare a reality. Ithink things would be easier if I started my homework earlier. Besides that.I would shootmy television ifa COIIUIierciailike that actually came on. I have an idea that could , make some adventurous chemist milIions.llhought oflbis 011 M0nday morning st 4:30 a.m., when I was putting the fmallOuches on a paper that was due st 9:00 a.m. The ideaisreal1yquite simple, and it stems from either a deep seeded lack of motivation, or the sheerabsenceofanycommonsense on my part. (Which is to say that I am either lazy or stupid, or both.) This drug, which could be called Swift Kick in the Butt, or SKIB, for short, would be an antiprocrastination drug that students of all ages could lake, for example, when they are weighing the pros and cons of watching "Married ...with Children", or getting 10 work. They could also lake this drug right before they sit down to watch another dismal Packer outing. ~ before they go off to golf, or play pool in the Union, or decide 10 lake anap, ordoanything but what they should be doing. I'd Is something REALLV getting to you on a particular issue. policy or article? ~ 26. 1991 ~ L,aissez Faire Somebody give Artie a job by Terri Lyn Fortney Rec:endy I read in Rolling SIOM dlllArtOarfunkelisreading adicdonlry backwards and is up to lboleacr"c:•. I'm sony,folks, but dis ands jmt a little bit weinl to me. A man who will forever be lislal in die annals of pop rock bisloryuone-half of a Sixties duo is siUiDg at home reading a dictionary. Somebody give lhis man a job. Suddenly, I imagined what he was doing besides the dictionary thing. Maybe he's memorizing the Sixties version of Trivial Pursuit ., be can answer all the questions lboua bin c:orrectJy. Jastincmesomebody brought tbe game over to his house. (Can yoaimlginctbe party lhero-whal • ~!) Or maybe he's COllllina each and every cbaracser ii dlOle Wbae's Waldo pic:turcs wllile ftJlllling the malls. Wbalevcr be' s doing, rm sure I Clll dnnt of aomedrlng beuer. Fintofall.Ic:an'tbelievebewa.m'& even considered for the replacementofJobnnyCarson. Wbatdoea Jay Leno have dW be doesn't? A penooality,peihaps? Or pos.,ibly a full head of hair? Speaking of hair, Artie could do a commerical for &he Hair Club for Men. He'd get a piece dW's 8 totally diff erentcolorfrom his natural hair color and go swimming with his kid. His slogan would be, .. rm not justamernbcr,l'm amernberof the Roclc-n-Roll Hall of Fame!" Even bette.r, Dr. Sam Beckett could Quantum Leap into bis body in the late Sixties and make Artie rip his shirt off and learn how to play the bongos. That way, Artie could have the bongos mastered to play back up in what's his name band one hot August night at Central Parle in lhe summer of 1991. Although Artie wasn't asked to sing thatnightin frontof750,000 people with that liule guy from Queens. I'm sure he's working on something. It's probably a screenplay. Yeah, right-just like every olher guy who shows up at bis high school reunion without a job and tells everyone he's working on a ...-eatly cool" saeenplay. On the odler hand. maybe be should just Slick with the dictionary. Conservation Comer By Jackie Niles ColumnJst The Parbide Volunteer Prolfllll Office and the City of Kenosha's Keep Kenosha Beauti. fulPmgramare sponsoring a beach md public part litter pick-up on StmdayOclOber6, 1991,from2:00 , ... to 4:00 p.m. 1be clean-up will meet at A1fcxd Park's Lake Michigan-side Pll'king lot, directly south of Carthage College Campus, on Sheridan Road. The liuer pick-up will Slart at Alford's Park and pro~ south.Trash bags will be provided. Participants are encouraged to bring work gloves if they have lbem. As of Monday September, 23, 1991, six Parkside clubs and organizations have volunteered to par&: ipare in the clean-up. They are: thePre-HeallhClub,DataProcess· ing and Management Oub, Hispanic Organization at Parkside, Circle K, Parkside Smdent Government Association, and The Ranger. Two local restaurants, McDonald's(3116-22ndAve)and Subway Sandwiches and and Sal· ads (3706-30th Avenue), are spon• soring a dinner to follow the cleanup. If interested in participating in this event, contact the Volunteer Program Coordinator, Carol Engberg, at 595-2011. Editorial / Opinion Gabe's Gab S~B. for everyone by Gabe Kluka I have an idea dW could make some adventurous chemist millions. I thought of this on Monday morning at 4:30 am., when I was putting the final touches on a paper that was due at 9:00 am. The idea is really quite simple. and it stems from either a deep seeded lack of motivation, or &he sheerabsenceof any commonsense on my part. (Which is to say that I am either lazy or stupid, or both.) This drug, which could be called Swift Kick in the Butt, or SKJB, for short, would be an antiprocrastination drug that students of all ages couJd take, for example, when they are weighing the pros and cons of watching "Married. "th Childre " •• WI n • or get• ting to work. They could also rake this drug right before they sit down to watch another dismal Packer outing. « before they go off to golf, or play pool in the Union, or decide 110 rake a nap. or do anything but what they should be doing. I'd buy this drug, and would probably put the manufacturer's children dlrougb college with it's use. Many smdents, besides myself, would benefit from it's use. Gone would be the many wonderful side effects of being a pofessional proaastinator.Forcumple, the exciting sensation of a blearyeyed caffeine hangover on three hours of sleep, is somelhing everyone could do without. 1be gutwrenc: hing, mind-bending fun of cramming three weeks of studying into four hours might also be a thing of the pat. Everyone who used this drug would be well organized and ahead of the game by at least three steps, and would avoid the wonderful agony of wondering if the professor was going to include the section that they rationalized out of their cramming the night before. I can see the commercials now. A voice wouJd come on and say, "Are you tired of this?"The picture would show a hair pulling student, with huge black circles under the eyes, reading by candle light. and mumbling over and over again, "Why didn't I do this earlier, I could kick myselfl" The voice wouldc:omeonandsay, "Youdon't have to wony about it anymore!" "Why not?", the student would query. The voice would amwer,"Bec:ause of SKIB!" TD RANGD Nns. Page 11 "SKIB?" the student would CJJe1Y again. The voice would continue on. in a tone worthy of the high aadition of a Ronco Kitchen Magician commercial, "Yea SKIBr SKIB is an amazing new drug designed to slice. dice and make Julienne fries out o( your procrastination! SKIB, which is short for Swift Kick in the Bun. is made of the amazing new wonder drug Methylmonobokeyc:rap-polysorbale 60, and will serve as an amaz. ing placebo for your lack of motivation! Hae, try some!• At this point, the student would eata pill.and thesoundof someone kicking him in the pants with a si7.e thirteen combat boot would follow. He'd jump in his chair and exclaim, "Wow!" Thevoicewould continue on and explain that, "You too can take advantage of this great offer", by sending $19.95 cash, check, or money order to someplace like Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. Well, there you have it,· the idea. and the groundwork for the marketing is laid out as plain as day. All that is left is for some entclprisingchemisttocomealong and make this nightmare a reality. I think things would be easier if I started my homework earlier. Besides that. I would shoot my tdevi· sion if a commercial like that actually came on . Don't like what you see? Do you have a comment on an issue? Is there something you feel must be said? If so write a Letter to the Editor! Drop it off in the Ranger News office in WLLC D139c ,, Is something REALLY getting to you on a particular issue, policy or article? What's 'wrong wi.t'h a scare every now and again, anyway? acepiest eiIdings ever.' Of c:ourse, when it comes to )llftintluencellltodayscinema,no diRl:tmseeinstoniali:h up to Alfred Hircbcoct, the mastcrof suspcrise. In some' video suxes and video Ql/8Jogs, they put aside a section justfor him. A111heseclassicdirec- IOI'Sdabbledin thedarltsideoffilm genre horror. Quick nowl What was Steven Spielberg s first movie? If you answered "Jaws," you are absolutely correct, However before Steve and the big fISh created the world of blocl<buslerfllms,Spielberg filmed for Rod Serling sTV series, "Night Gallery" and did a TV movie with Dennis Weavercal1ei1"Duel." FIancis FordCoppola, thegodfather of the ''Godfather" movies, started out with asweetlittle blackand- white movie about an ax murder with the seemingly innocent title of "Dementia 13: I Richard Donner, 'who maae "Superman" 'fly and Mel Gibson into a "Lethal Weapon; did one of the most fa· mous horror movies to dale, "The ' Omen." Frequent Oscar winner Oliver Stone of "Platoon" and "Born on the Founb of July" di· rected "The Hand" early on, and I believe we ought to bring that up every now and then so he doesn't get too big of a head. Contioued on Page 13 B, n.oda, E. KJellct·PM C........ JJnasine my sboct. Tho 1990 Aeademy Award for Best Al:nss _lDKalbyBalaIm"&inedlaa? An actress from a honor movie-lite "Misery" aetuaI1y get. tiog some acclaim. For many a. years bmor movies have been the target of criticism from everything to belOllllexploilive to overly via- 1eDLWell. thaDk goodness they arel Because of the exploitive nature of bmor films, they provide excellent training grounds for our new la1ents-especiaIly In the field of film direction. It s very difficult to think of a major mrector that whose early WOIIt was nota horror film. Most of the great names of tlte past were primarily horror film directors. Howard Hawks' "The Thing" is still considered a classic. "Dracula" was directed by Tod . Browning, perhaps one of the fltSt directors to have one of his horror movies banned. The movie "Freaks" which used real circus freaks, was pulled from domestic theaters because of its disturbing images. Cecil B. DeMilleof"TenCommandments" andsimilarepics fame, started on a much smaller scale in his early career witlt "Sunset Boulevard" which has one of Hollywood's ~ ,.' .Anne get your gun revisited I-;.-",......-~----'-:- c' ment polic:ies were a lot different than oms and that many ~ 'tilugbt in the ranks of tm: ~- by gents. Postwarintt:iviewSWlth Viet Donald R. 'Nam vets reveal that it was not • uncommon to fmd enemy wom~n Andrewski troopskilledinactionortakenpns. oner. u The wwn documentary The World AtWar" interviewed former Soviet troops. It was stated ~t Little more than J\ year ago - female Soviet troops took part m the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait pre- thecapture of Hider' s Chancellory cipitatedabattlethathistorywill in 1945 and raised the Soviet flag forever refer to as "The Persian on the roof, signifying the end of Gulf War". ihewarinGermany. It also precipitated 1UI0t!Jer . For that matter, in its sixteen battle-the battle over whether or ' years of publication, Soldier of not women should be allowed to Fortune magazine has reported on serve in combaL over thirty wars ofliberation. The As an ROTC cadet and common denominator; women future officer in the U. S. Army, troops serve in combat alongside I have studied a lot of military their male coiinterparts. history :While LdOJlo~ for ...:..~ .t,1. S. women IrOOPSarc:trained the Army, as the Devil's Advo· in the. use of the M-16 nfle and cale and avid history buff, 1be· other weaPons. Why bother train· lieve that some facts are being ing them if tltey are never to use igoored. these weapons in combat? . InViet Nam our enemy was ~. -Women also serve as medics. the communist Viet Cong, also /i if YOlr"1hinI< this is some form of referred to as "Charlie". It is a battlefield Florence Nightingale, known fact thatCharlie'srecruit- guess again. Medics carry .45 pis· Help is available, so help someone if you can By Sue Nuenke there is an even higher power that 5. The idea01needinga higherWMlt mation: Special to the Ranger News ClIII guide and strenglhen you to is onlyanolher dependency, whichis Rational Recovery Systems lusedtothinkthatarealfriend stop using the drugsi:>r alcohol, myprobleminthefirslplace. Box800,Lorus,CA 95651 wouldn't hurt my feelings by lell- there is a relatively new rehab pro- 6. Surrenderthe ida 01perfectionand Here is a slightly paraphrased ing me that was being ajerk or that gram called Rational Recovery leamto accept myselfas Iam...eitceq>i from the RRA Small Book I had spinach in my teeth or thall Sysrems(RRS).ltwasS1a11edbya alallible,yet'Mlrlhwhilehumanbeing. . concerning 'Jack's' opinion about had B.O. or had breatlt. But now I psychiatristnamedAlbertE1lis,and 7. Value the principlesof rationality, Iiperson who is going to RRS for expectarealfriend to level with me his program is suited for tltose per- learning,objectivity,self- lorgive· assistance in recovering from ad. in all things whether they be of sons who absolulely cannot con· ness and on myown self-inleresl dictions: trivialorofmajorimportance. Itis ceive of a Higher Power philoso- 8. Recognize the need 01others to If Jade lhinks I may drin1c, in this area lhatl hop you 'friends' phy. Tho message of RRS is lhat recover,so lake these ideas to them. that's his opinion. My opinion is out tlterewiI1sbare witlt your friend you can SlOpyour habit and addic· 9. Recognizelhat1hereIsmuchmore' lhat I probably wOll't drinic in the lhat be or she needs to take a long tion as soon as you truly decide to to lifethan just remainingstraightand future because drinking is so de. look in the mirror for a selfexami. quit playing around with the idea sOber,andknoWthalieanliveamean. struetive to me. Drinking and tatnation concerning tlte usage of aI· of stopping and 'just do iL' The ingfullneof sobriety. ing drugs is a choice, as is not coholand/ordrugs. Amlimplying program has an eleven Rational 10. Accept lhat there are no perfect '. l\rinking and taking drugs, and its that the drug and alcohol abuser is Recovery Systems ideas list (as solutionsto life'sproblemsand to .starting to loot very stup.id to do blind? Far from it! But perhaps a opposed to M's 12 steps): take risks to achieve my own self· either one. I prefer to be ~traights habilUa1paaem has come to life, 1. Admitdependency and thatlhe defined goals. . and sober at all times bec8use it and it isn't an easy truth to face consequences are unacceptable. 11. Nowbeingcertain01myinherent feels better. I would prefer to be - when itbappens. Itwould be betler 2. Acceptlhall muststopcompletely worth,J can take the risksofIoving,lor liked by Jack, butl Willnot baSemy to bave this news come from a or it willbe easy 10IaJJ back intomy lovingIs far beuer than beingloved. • self,worlhonhisopinionsofme_ ~ friend than '?~tinue as- addiction. . PsychOlo&!calhelp is encour- good or bad. I will not depend on summgthateverythinglSflne. So, 3. AccepllhalOu1SldehelpmayaSSlst aged,andmostmsurancepackages anyone to give me self,wOrlh I d~n't remain silent, help your me for~very ~ I haven't been cover benefits for psychological will claim that for myself. I ~ friendl successftj InpreVIOUaSttempts. needs. H the eleven Sleps listed. like me whether or not Jack likes Besides AA, which is based 4. Even lhQughI have problems, I above are more 'rational' to you me. I cannot really 'be' an aleaon the premise that you have lost have1hecapacilytoachievea durable than olher help lhat is available, holic or drug addict because all I power over your own life, but that and meaningfulstraightand sober life. wrile to thisaddressformore infor. really am is justa person who has •• ' ••••• ,.,., t" "'to .. • .... '. -r#~ , ,, , tols with which lodefaad_ selves and their)llliienls *'oaId they come under enemy lie while treating the YIIIUIIdell Over ninety pel\1CIItahll military specialities lie ... combat jobs in logisticsSllll. port, ThusfewwomenWOlddbe assigned tocombatduty,J-t. notall men serve in comIlet_ Women should therefOle be given TIlE CHOICE ofabli duty if they so desire. . The bottom Hoe is ilia gender is determined by .. ductiveorgan~IserioudydoDM that women troops wiI1figbtwilh their reproductive organs any more than a male soIdierwl1likl a "Pee Wee Herrnan"implnOllation in plain view of the enemy thus, if you pardon lhe pun; "ex. posing himself to enemy fiIe". The VietCongtaughtusdlll gentle hands can pull a ~, throw a grenade or thrust atnlfe into the beJly of the eDCIIIY. TIle same hands can hold aDd cuddle a child. Our troops ItIUIIIiDa from the GulfWarcuddledlheir children. Need I say more? made consistently bad deCIliaIsro drink alcohol and use drIIgs. Though fallible, Iam not a defec· tive person who regardstollcobol and substances, that doeS 1101define me as a perslll any morellJsD ifThad diabetes would. Here in lies part of dlellllb' lem. Once you come to see dill a problem exists, you need to COlIcentrate on recovery end IiOl be influenced by the negatm Sl8Jeo ments and opinions of othe/S. Life is not over. You are not hdples!. You are still a humao bein& wid! great potential. You sIiJI hsve people who love and care (or ~ . \\ihether they arefamily,friends,lI people tltatyou've metllllhFto recovery. There are peopIe wbo are hurting because they IOYe ,ell and are living your drug or aIc:oIIOI addiction with you. These people are important to you and you - important to them. Learn ~ ~ important to yourself. 'Ibele IS hopeforyouandyourfulUJe, '1beIC is belp available, so help yoursdf . or someone else. if you can. Editorial / Opinion ~~lt,1 ,.-... Plve&e4 Jnl • What's wrong with a scare every now and again, anywa~? A:i~; your gun revisited BJ TiaodaJ E. r.retlct:nn:w Cohmulllt Imagine my sboct. Tbe 1990 Academy Award f<X Beal A&:area wentlOKalbyBate& Imaginetbal? An ICll'CSS from a honor movie-lite "Misery" actually getting some acdaim. F<X many • . years boo'Or movies have been the target of aiticism from everything to beloog exploitive to overly violenL Well. lhank goodness Ibey are! Be.cause of the exploitive nature of hmor films. they provide excellent training groimds for our new talents-especially In the field of film direction. It s very difficult to think of a major director that whose early work wa, not a horror film. Most of the great names of the past were primarily horror film directors. Howard Hawks• ''The Thing" i still considered a classic. "Dracula" wa, directed by Tod Browning, perhaps one of the fust directors to have one of his horror movies banned. · The movie "Freaks" which used real circus freaks. was pulled from domestic theaters because of its disturbing images. Cecil B. DeMilleof''Ten Commandments" and similar epics fame, started on a much smaller scale in his early career with "Sunset Boulevard" which has one of Hollywood's creepiest cildings ever. Of course, when it comes to pureinfluenceootoday scincma.DO dutdorset.mStomar.chuptoAlfred Hitchcock. lbc master of suspense. In some video saores and video catalogs. Ibey put aside a section justf<X him. All lhesecmsic directors dabbled in lhedarksideof film genre horror. Quick nowt What was Steven Spielberg s first movie? If you answered "Jaws," you are absolutely correct. However before Steve and the big fish created the world of blockbuster films. Spielberg filmed for Rod Serling s TV series, "Night Gallery" and did a TV movie with Dennis Weaver called "Duel." FrancisFord Coppola. lhe godf'alher of the "Godfather" movies, startedoutwithasweetlittleblackand- white movie about an ax murder with the seemingly innocent title of "Dementia 13.'1 Richard Donner. who made --Superman" fly and Mel Gibson into a "Lethal Weapon," did one of the most famous horror movies to date, ''The Omen." Frequent Oscar winner Oliver Stone of "Platoon" and "Born OD the Fourth of July" directed "The Hand" early OD, and I believe we ought to bring that up every now and then so he doesn't get too big of a head. Continued OD Page 13 • t ment policies wae a lot different than ours and that many w_omen fought in the ranks _of die:~by gents. PostwarintemeWSwtthVJCt Donald R. . Nam vets reveal that it was not • uncommon to find enemy wom~n Andrewski troop5killedinaction or taken pns- Little more than a year ago the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait precipitated a battle that history will forever refer to as '-rile Persian Gulf War.'. It also precipitated another battle-the battle over whether or not women should be allowed to serve in combaL As an ROTC cadet and future officer in the U. S. Army, I have swdied a lot of military history. While I do not speak for the Army, as the Devil's Advocate and avid history buff, I believe that some facts are being ignored. In VietNam our enemy was the communist Viet Cong, also referred to as "Charlie". It is a known fact that Charlie• srecruitoner. .. The WWII documentary The World At War" interviewed former Soviet uoops. It was stated lh:1t female Soviet ttoops took part m the-capture of Hitler's Chancellory in 1945 and raised the Soviet flag on the roof. signifying the end of the war in Germany. For that matter, in its sixteen years of publication, Soldier of Fortune magazine has reported on over thirty wars of liberation. The common denominator; women ttoops serve in combat alongside their male counterparts. U.S. womentroopsaretrained in the use of the M-16 rifle and other ~eapons. Why bother training them if they are never to use these weapons in combat? Women also serve as medics. If you think this is some form of balllefield Florence Nightingale, guess again. Medics carry .45 pis- Help is available, so help someone if you can 87SueNuenke Speda1 to the Ranger News I used to think thata real friend wouldn't hurt my feelings by telling me that was being a jerk or that I had spinach in my teeth or that I had B.O. <X bad breath. But now I expcctarealfriendtolevelwithme in all things whether they be of ttivial or of major importance. It is in this area that I hop you 'friends' out lhere will share with your friend that he <X she needs to take a long look in the mirror for a self examination concerning the usage of alcohol and/or drugs. Am I implying that the drug and alcohol abuser is blind? Far from it! But perhaps a habitual panem has come to life. and it isn't an easy truth to face - whenithappens. ItwouldbebeUer to have tins news come from a trusted friend than to cootinue assuming that everything is fine. So, don't remain silent. help your friend! Besides AA. which is based on the premise that you have lost power over your own life, but that there is an even higher power that 5. The idea of needing a higher power can guide and strengthen you to is only another dependency, which is stop using the drugs or alcohol, my problem in the first place. there is a relatively new rehab pro- 6. Surrender the ida of perfection and gram called Rational Recovery learn to accept myself as I am .•. Systems (RRS). It was staned by a a fallible, yet worltMhile human being. psychiattistnamedAlbertEllis.and 7. Value the princiP!es of rationality, his program is suited for those per- learning, objectivity, self- forgivesons who absolutely cannot con- ness and on my own self-interest ceive of a Higher Power philoso- 8. Recognize the need of others to phy. The m~ge of RRS is that recover, so take these ideas to them. you can stop your habit and addic- 9. Recognize that there is much more · tion M soon as you truly decide to to life than just remaining straight and quit playing around with the idea sober,andknowthatlcanliveameanof stopping and 'just do iL • The ingftA ltte of sobriety. program has an eleven Rational 10. Accept that there are no perfect Recovery Systems ideas list (a, solutions to life's problems and to opposed to AA's 12 steps): take risks to achieve my own self• 1. Admit dependency and that the defined goals. consequences are unacceptable. 11. Now being certain of my inherent 2. Accept that I must stop completely worth, I can take the risks or loving, for or it will be easy k> fall back ink> my loving is far better than being loved. addiction. Psychological help is encour- 3. Accept that outside help may assist aged, and most insurance packages me for recovery since I haven't been cover benefits for psychological successflJ in previous attempts. needs. If the eleven steps listed 4. Even though I have problems, I above are more 'rational' to you havethecapacitytoachleveadurable than other help that is available, and meaningful straight and sober life. write to thisaddressformore infor- • • • f • • • • •• ♦ .., .. • • ♦ mation: Rational Recovery Systems Box 800, Lotus, CA 95651 H~re is a slightly paraphmsed excerpt from the RRA Small Book concerning' Jack's' opinion about a person who is going to RRS for ~istance in recovering from addictions: If Jack thinks I may drink, that's his opinion. My opinion is that I probably won't drink in the future because drinking is so destructive to me. Drinking and taking drugs is a choice, as is not drinking and taking drugs, and its starting to look very stupid to do either one. I pref er to be slraights and sober at all times because it feels better. I would prefer to be liked by Jack, but I will not base my self-wonh on his opinions of megood or bad. I will not depend on anyone to give me self-wonh. I will claim that for myself. I can like me whether or not Jack likes me. I cannot really 'be' an alcoholic or drug addict because all I really am is just a person who has toh with which to defmd-. selves and their )Jllienls lbld they come under enemy fie while treating the wounded. Over ninety percent fl Ill military specialities nre DCJll. combaljobs in logisticsllld1111pporL Thus few women woaldbe assigned to combat duty, just• not all men serve in combatunils, Women should therefore be given THE CHOICE of cdnt. duty if they so desire. The bottom line is Iha gender is determined by rtpOductiveorgans. Iseriouslydoull that women troopS will fight with their reproductive organs any more than a male soldier will«> a "Pee Wee Hennan" impenoa. ation in plain view of the enemy thu , if you pardon the pwi. .. ex. posing him 1f to enemy fire". The Viet Cong taught us that g tl ban can pull a μigger, throw a grenade rthrusuknife into the lly of th enemy. Tbe same hands can hold aac1 cuddle a child. Our uoops mining from the Gulf War cuddledlbeir children. Need I y mort? made consi Uy bad dedsiom ID drink alcohol and use drags. Though fallib I am nm a def cc• live whoregards'tollcohOI and SU es. that doeS IIOt def me me as pe any mo1t\ball if I had . betes ould. H in lies of die poblem. Once you come to see dial a problem exists. you need IO concentrate on recovery and not be influenced by the negatne ~ments and opinions of omen. Life is not over. You are not bdpleS,1, You are still a human being with great potential. You sai1l ha~ people who love and care for you. whether Ibey are family, friends.It people that you've met on the road to recovery. There are people wbO are hurting because they 1~ JOU and are living your drug or ak:(Jld addiction wilh you. These people are impMant to you and you - important to them. Learn ., ~ important to yourself. 'lberC IS hopeforyouandyourfuture. 1bcfC is help available, so help yourself or someone else, if you can. . .i\ •••••• -••••••.• ,{"•'• -6 .-'""' •••• ~"t~ ;r.. I!'==::::-::--------~...;:'...~.;.-.,,;;':;~.''-'-:'":;''":'''::':;:;'.''::.';.:.:..:....:.:.:.:~~~.:.:.:;,;,;,,:.:..:.~,;..:.;-. ~.,.~ .1> •••• 1> , •••••••• , ~ . · - T • J '1r26.19U FEATURE ~ toPASA by.·. ~h:t~~l;;"fth~~k . ·'dM... but,1IWd II for fulme _. . ,JIdde~ IelCIIdICC.lran~lI_when. ROBERT\'IlRBORGis.6dI- A1.JIIYdIoIoIy"'p!PniDlto ........ R_I'!I' 1was geuingready forscboollhis amostudenll wIIo wmbolfCllll- COOlinuehisedllCllimafWsnduw, -- ~ and it faIJ. I was • bil shy about IIOiDI pus 30-40 boun. wwL AnIlClM Ilion, Robert CIII - the 1IJPIica- Ilk. If -- II IeaIl 100 there lhough.. ~ber of the Cllllpus _ limbelweea experience and edu- ...... ill lIlY .... w:h I was I SIt in the coffee shop WIlcJi. 1Iity, VedKq is praideIIl of Pi c:IIion • ..... 011 for my finl day of ing the bust1c of people come IIId Upsilon Bellllld. member of lbe "I CIII like wbal I Ieam in ..... gollPASA(IocaleddirecdylCftlSS Studenl Organizatioos Council IChooIIIId apply lito my Hospice ",_'uberetopickOUl from the coffee shop)1IIdcouJdn'l (SOC) 1114 the Pubide Union uperieuceandviceVCllll,"Robert .,cIalbeI.l**mylllllCh,orgive belpbulwonder, whalifldidn'Uil ~BOIId. RobertcouldSlY IlIIed. . • 11IIl...... looItlSsbehad inlhae. Finally 011Ihe Ihird day of belSlOObusY!Ovohmteer,bulhas Aftd' wortin, willi 1l1elsl •_m..,y ,an f&O, when I had lIChooll wandered inlOthe PASA. choseDIOCOlIliDUeIS.bl'eavemeDl twenty cliClllSover the Iasl nine 'Iftl'J finl trek 10lIChooL office. I was promptly greelCd by counsel~ for XenosIIa Hospice monlbs, be has. vRty of~- IllB"oy, wbIll would have give Sue, Ihe SCCrelllry of PASA 1114by af~ hIS ~X~lp ended Ia;U ences from which 10 draw. 1Icr walk me 10 my finl Connie, a member. Theymademe ~g. His clienls arelocaled In LanyUglow,lbeBreavemenl c1I& I.-dill wou1dn'l have feel comfonable the second I Ihe CIty and county of Kenosha and Program DiIeclor, reponed "Bob .. ""ide. "cool" however, walked in. western Racine. Au breavemenl is enthusiastic and dediclIlCd 10 lbe liat1lilwas coI1etleIIId IlOt kin- They asked me about myself ~Ior, Robert is .... 10be lbe breavementprogram. Hehasgill\l1l ..... and my schedule lIld in 111m IOld "Ii~ner" people often need after more of his lime and commilDJenl IlIrivedlllbecampusaohour me aboulthemselves and PASA. losmg someone Ihoy love. TeJe. lbao Iever expected. lam->, .,IOp1Dmycullposureandto That '¥lIS Ihree weeks ago. I've ~conllCtS~abigpartO!~ hailP>:willl"Bob'swarkandsoare 1IYIOflauIe0Ul exacl1y where I beenhangingoUldiaeevers~ semceaJongwilbrequestedVlSlIS. lbeclienlS. ... ...,..s10be JIOing. Ihad all I'd like 10share willi you some ...... 1lIIdenl jiltas, such lIS, of the helpful lbings PASA haS "WIllI be IbIe 10 fDld my class- a1rcady provided for me. They _? Will my professors be hu- have lockelS for mil 011a semeslU _?Willl ever 1O'lb1e to afford basis. (oUlSidelbeir.office) They' .... PIIbide?" (The latter I .haveamicl'owa"""8l1Iallrefrigera-.-, ----'-II ...... Je8nIed is next 10 im- lOr, coffee pol (10fJghI inflation), it ...... willi prices 10 rival aJ- compulU (willi loIS of friendly 1IIOIl-.y &sl food joinL Alas, I help), a place where you can re- -tlillklslJaUsavelhisforananicle ceive messages from a spouse or ·111 ils own), daycare Cle., bUI besiofall,PASA PlACED STUDENT SYN. billpeople. _"",,ni'i ..· I. ASlUdel!t They are sin~ married, _ die • of 19 and llIlCb' lbe . wiOOwed; divorc.Cd. maie 8lId fo-' .af80. 2. Someoaewllohasa ma1e, fairly yoUng 10 raIher majab .. or cbildraJ IS well and lift, and a IiUle of everylbing in .... 1IDddJL 3. Someone wbo between. We have had some ex- ......... coI1etledirecdyafW ceUent dilICussions 1l1wlch and . ·r'" ;e 4. Abo reCcned 10IS cIuriog Inaks aboul everylbin, ·1"NON11tADmONAL "SbJdrsM from daycare 10 1aodIont and IieII- 'I1Io ..... of_lndilionll _rights. ...... PIIbiIk: bill .-eel in So if you're. _lnIdilionll . ... _ dlade. on. creIling • studeat ItPubide, why IlOt drop lIII aeed for iiIJlPlNl services. in and say HI'l You'U be glad you . ·'ASA (wIIIcb ... for PIIbide did. If you're IiiU lbinking you Adak Sladenl Alliance) is ODe of mighl fee1.liale, 0Ul Qf place,just ... -" cw.M';tI'ions I had ask for JACKIE. I'm one ollhe ·lIeehed • leaer from lbem IIsl "lie_I Idds 011 the. bloclt" in • ·,.wIII1elwasll1ling.fewnight lIlIIU1trof~ I wasjustJikC ~ 11Iada'l givca it much youafewsholtweebago. .'." .Good scare ·Ca n u.rr- .... 12 Doesa'l iIllpress you? BlocIt- ..... "TermiJwor 2" director __ Camerca's f1lSl film WIll ta11ed "PiIaDha D: The Spawning" IIId went 011 10 make the block- "'- bomlr ftict "Aliens." John McTiemao, wborecreaJed Ihe acdoIa lIIOVie in "Die Hard." made a lenibIe bomlr auanpt in "Nomads."" Die Hanl2" was dlreclCd by IllOIher homlr-alumni, Renny Harlin, who came 10 the projecl hsb from directing ''Nightmare 011 Elm Streel 4." Michael Mano,creatof of the TV series "Miami Vice," directed "The. Keep." , Honor movies have also attracted John Landis, Stanley 'Kubrick.JrviftKetslmer,John carpen., John Badham, Wes Craven, David Cronenba'g, Brian D,e PaJma. and my penona1 favonte samRaimi. Inmy nexl column, Iwill follow up on honor movie'direclOl'S by looking closer at why the genre l\lIlllClSyoung,freshdirect0r5.Until lhen, SIllyplugged in! Robert VerIJori The Hospice IIlIininS begins . for olber intereslCdvohmteers 011 0cI0ber lSI. ConI1lClCaroIEngberg in lbe Career CenIU for more information at S9S-2011• .~ • , , c~FfJ1ie1f'~~IT-r ~ 8J.lYlBlJiJiJU=- . • . .•. , t ... •. .. ~AII"...,..&I ~ • .1 1 !...LL.LLL..:.. (r { Ii, {r l =~~U~F~•-:ib~--~ .. ;1~99~•==::::::::::::::t·~-·: .. ~·~--::· ·:sE~~::~;.A~·T1~.:11·~·~::· ·t··~· :_·:.:.·~· -~· -·:.:_:.:·~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;~~~~~~~~~ .... : I"\ I . Ta~ Niwa, .. 13 · fASA Pjpel~ OW-Parkside Volunteer ProP..3!11 'S Too good to PASA by . Volunteer of the week ...., ..... bal saved ii far fuaaro ,..... ac..... rdcrcace.lnnacroakllaiawben lpeclll tDllle Rnrr I was geuing ready farlCbool dus My pllml were sweaty and it fall. I was a bit shy about going fllM • if lbere were • least 100 Ibero 1hough. ._.me, in ID)' -.uch. I was I sat in Ibo coffee shop walehlllldiDI off IJr my fin& day of in& tbe bu.flle of peaple come and 1C11DD1- goatPASA~direcdyaaoss Mma -•t dlCl'e to pick out from die coffee sbop)and couJdn•t a,c:lodlN.plek my lunch.or give help but wonder. what if I didn't fit • dlllaeaaurinJ look as she had in lherc. Fmallyon lhc dlinldayof • -, yars ,ao. when I bad 1thool I wandered into lhc PASA .. my Vf/11 fint tfft ID school office. I wu prompdy greeted by Boy, wbll I would have give Sue. the secrc&ary of PASA and by eo llave lier wait me ID my first Connie.amembcr. Theymadcmo di& I pea lhal wouldn"t have feel comfortable the second I • cmmm,d --cool" however. walked in. liadlilWII c:olleaeand no&km- They mked me about myself claipneD. and my schedule and in tum told larrivedaubecampusanhour me about themselves and PASA. ealy,eopiamycomposureand&o That was lbrec weeks ago. I"ve 111 ID figure out eualy where I been hanging out dlae ever suice: -~ ID be goiJl8. I had all I'd like &osharewith you some die ..a llUClent jiUa1. such as. of the helpful things PASA bas "W'II I bo Ible to find my c:Jm. already provided for me. They IICIII? Will my pofesson be hu- havelockersforranonasemes1er aa? wm I ever ao abJc io afford 1mis. (outside their office) They la:II • Parkside?" (Ibc laller I havc~mictowave.1111allmrigc:ra• . ..,esiace leal1led is next to im• cor.coffeepol(IOfaghtinOation),a pallillle wida prices to rival al- computer (wilh lots of friendly IIOll-, fasl food joint. Alas, I help), a place where you can redillt I shall save Ibis for an article ceive messages from a spouse or Ill ils own). daycare CIC., but besl of all, PASA ft.ACED fflJDENT SYN• Im people.. Wddniioa· I. Astudent They are single. ll_lllried. owr die. of 19 and unda' die wi&,wed. divora:d. male and fc- .dlO. 2. Someoaewbohasa male. fairly young to ralber majab al Cl' cbildrca II well and tin, and a linJe ol ~ in lleilsallDdmL 3. Someone who between. We have bad some exlll• llle8dcollegedirecdyda' ceUcnt di,cu1Sions at lunch and ..... kw 4. Abo reftmd ID II during breaks about everything ·l'KlmW>mONAL .. IIUdcnl from daycare ID landlold and lm- '1111 .... olaon lPlditimaJ •rigla. ..... Pllbide bas l0nd in So if you're a DOD ll'adilional ...... decade. 'lbGI ~ • lbldent at Pmtside. why not drop 1111 aoect far 1appon services. inandsayHI? You·nbegladyou · PASA (wldch mads for Parbide did. If you•rc lli1l dunking you AM Slldenl Allilnce) is one of might fed a liulc out of place.just 111ic11e a:11 °'pnitations. I bad ask for JACKIE. rm one of lbe IIC:eiwd a leaer from diem last "newest kids on the block" in a · Jllrwllilel wulltingafewnigbt manoerofspeaking twasjus&like ..._ I bldn't givm it much you a few short weeb qo. Good scare . Owe: ... ,,._ ... u Doan't impras you? BJoct• lllller '"Terminator 2" director Jamea Cameial's fmt film was talled "Piranha D: The Spawning" IDd went on ID make 1hc block· --horror flick .. Aliens." John McTiernan. wbo recreated the ac• don movie in .. Die Hard." made a lerrible horror aaanp& in .. Nomads." "Die Hard 2" was directed by IIIOlber horror-alumni. Renny Hartin. who came to the project hsb from directing "Nightmare OD Elm Street 4." Michael Mann.creator of &he TV series .. Miami Vice,• direclCd "The Keep." ' Homw movies have also at• tracted John Landis. Stanley Kubrick.Irvil'lKershner.John Car· penta. John Badbam, Wes Cra· ven David Cronenberg, Brian De . . PaJma. and my personal favomc SamRairni. In my next column. I will follow up on horror movie directorS by looking closer at why the genre auracts young.fresh direcrors. Until lhen, stay plugged in! ROBERTVERBCllGisafuD.. limo studenll wbo worts off CIID• pus30-40ho1Daweet. Anactivo member of lbe canpus community, Veitug is preaidelll of Pi Upsilon Bela and a member of lbe Student Organizations Council (SOC) an4 lbe Parbidc Union Advisory Board. Robertcould say he is too busy'° vohmteer, but has chosentocontinuea,abreavement counselor for Kenosha Hospice after his cxtemship ended last spring. His clienas arc loc:a&ed in the city andcountyofKenosbaand western Racine. As a breavement counselor, Roben is tbae 10 be the "'listener" people often need after losing someone &hey love. Telephone conlaCIS are a big pan of the servicealongwithrecpleSICdvisits. • • t)f Aaapa)'Cbolosym..-planni11110 y cmlinuehbedacalianaftergradu- '\ alien. RolJen c:aD ICC the applica- '. lion between experience and eduCllion. '1 CID llke wbal I learn in ICbool and apply i1 to my Hospice · expeiienceandviceversa. "Roba1 . srated. ,%1 • ~ # After waking with II least , "· ·,f' _ twenty clients over the last nine ·• .. , months, he bas I variety of experi- •· cnces from which 10 draw. Robert Verbcq I.any Uglow. the Breavement Program Direct«. reported "Bob~......is enthusiastic and dedic:atcd IO the breavementprogram. Hehasgiven The Hospice ll'aining begins for Olher interesled vohmteen on October lSLContactCarolEngbelg in the Career Center for more in• formation II 595-2011. more of bis lime and commitment than I ever expected. I am very happy with Bob's wort and so arc the clients." . . C~~fK!(ffL~ITl. ~Sl)~_ll_JjiIJiJiJIJ ___ ~ . . . •; • l!Md To Hrad • .' . Siouxsie & the Banshees update their Image on latest release lion, filled widI oplimism and Jes. more upbeat and more commer- level and even rue (in tune willi SllIISinself-impruvemelILltseems ~tbananyof!beirprmOUS !beir apparent new pop image, I tIIat, after nearly a decade and a reltases,butlbetellleflasbesoftbe suppose) - "Oat To Get Up·1Dd baIf of doom-saying, Siouxsie ~ old SiOuxsie lk. !be Banshees 10be "Softly"canelllOllreadilyl9mind. !be Banshees are attemptiJ)g 10 found ("Drifter," "Silver Water- The_meaningfulaOllgsClll1lle change their image - they're be- flIlIsj. Several of the IIlICks (JII album, such as "LiU1e Sister" IDd coming (God please, say it isn'l Superstition are definite radio- "Drifter"amplymateupforthem, sol)mainstteam! Toputitmildly, songs, particularly "Got To Get however. MusicaUy,l1leylllejaa Iwas unpleased... Up," "Shadowtime," and "Kiss as talented as always, and jllSlas Idid, however, Iisten.1O it a Them For Me," but they are still unique. Siouxsie's voice isagJeal few more times and decided that it enjoyable listening. Lyricallymany deal subdued comPllled IOher~ lsn'lreallythatbad.ltisdefinitely of the songs seem overly surface- viousreconlings,anddoesn'lleeIII 10 be quite as full and as ricb asit was on Peepshow (their previous, and, in my opinion, most successful release) - but is still well above average and far from mediocre. All in all, wbileSupelStilionisdefi. nitely not my favorite Soiuxsie &; theBansbeesproduclion,andwbile I do continue 10 deeply regIel1IIe "new image" the group seems lObe trying 10allain, the album is a mIsonabJe success. Grade: B. And now, here's Sam•• My first encounter wilb Siouxsie &the Banshees wasabout a year ago. The song was a tnIct off of Peepshow, and at first Iwas shoc1cedbylheeerinessoflhemusic and the haunting wail of Siouxsie. One thing thai Sluck in my mind, though, was the undeniable 0riginality that this band bad developed. Herewasagroupthatwasn'l trying 10create a false soundjustlO please the "T0p4O" aowd,and for ~ that I admired them. So, wIleD ay th.r. s•• m. to be an "inv •• tm.nt CREF. And b.cau •• we're nonprofit, our Andy asked me if IW8DIed 10Illexpen" or a "financial adviser" just expense charges are among the lowest in view SO·s latest disc.. Supc:ndabout .verywh.re you turn. the insurance and mutual fund indu.trie •.- tion, I was mildly eacited _ But peace of mind about your retirement So more of your money is where it should com •• from .olid planning. From invest- be: working for you. thobghl maybe be bad fiDaIIy m.nt. and service. that are d.sl·gn.d and or d picbtl a group willi ..... •0 ay, TIAl'\-CREF is the large.t private I WIlIIII1 managed with your needs a'nd retirement pension system in the nation-with over IIInce. was .ecurity .peciflcally in mind. Th. kind of $ It's haRllObe1ieve tbataa..! inve.tment. and •• rvices TIAA-CREF L. 95 billion in .... t •• serving over one with !be musical ability _ iDIeI- """ million participant. nationwide. Jel:tuaI.....-m. of Siouuie lk.1bo be.n providing for more than 70years. TlAA-CREF. -'--'1 . WE DON'T JUST TALK TO yOU. THE CHOICE THAT MAKES SENSE. Banshees can ""OOwb IIItbeewr' WE LISTEN TO YOU. growingnmkof8Oll-outL AIt'mJb It'. tough to wade through all the ..advic." Iagree with Andy that tbe IIIlIIicaI Because our coun •• lors are train.d to f,nd a reliabl. p.n.ion plan provider. depth 011Superstitioa is quiIe iIIIretirem. nt professional., they only have But .. a member of the educational and you and your future in mind. Soyou're researc h'commumty. h }lmlSivc,Ifindtbelyricsandaea- t e best choice is simple: _I •....:....-of !be .... treat.d .. the unique per.onyou are. with TIAA C h ...... mOIl........ 111... 'a1 ed d . - REF, t e retirement expert.. unin.spired. Songs like "Silly Specl ne s an concerns about retire. .....'nn· and "Lillie Sister" seem m.nt. And that makes for an under.tanding, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "~'6 comfortable relation.hip. r ..-,-.. shallow 10 a point of p1aIticity. HELPING YOU BUILD I, SEND NOW FORA FREE The original sound is gooe 011all A REWA n~ING RE I RETIREMENT INVESTMENT KIT, but a few IIlICks and the Banshees ra.&U.I TJREMEN1:. IndudttJ«. ¥«U11 R~1'<'rlon TIAA investments With T1AA-CREF. you h~ve pl.nty I Ma;l ,hi. 'oupon '0: TIM-eREF. O,pl. QC. . - justdon'lstaeltupmusicallyagains! f h . d '" I 7311n",d Av<n .... N... Yo,k NY 10017 0,.,&11 modemalternativerockbaods(ie., o c OIC. an flexibilIty-from TlAA'. J 800-842-2733. Ext. 8016. . The Cure, Jane's Addiction) • ttoradthitio.nal annuity. with it. .guarant.... II SI'OUX";" "1OWl' 's vocals do _ e Investment opportunities available -N="nrt=/F'k'-au'p-f'=inl) _ ~ ,;) ....,. trhot ugh he variabIe annuity accounts of I "'A""'="'- -: _ carrythepo~oremolionthalSbe has displayed in the past, and bet I C.y s,." Zip c.... lyrics jusI dOD'l hold true 10 the J ' I.""",...(F ,II .'-J poetic reputation she has buill for herself. This album may seD and it I. To>y Ik"im, p~w1 I just mighl be "Top 40" material. ""':===:::=:~:::::=:=========~I TlAA·CRF.FPurfU:ipilIfl I' b 0 y.....0Nil '.f !IU,SMW'~(urrIJl' utI still can·t classify it as a sue- "A.Al.IJutC..BnI'.s.uht~eRepons;Li,ywA-.JytW~s.n-,-,,-,='------:-,--:-,-:-,--,--=-_-, -=-I*",~.:r. tess. Grade: C+~ . ,,",~w. MUlaaJFundPerrorm~eAn.aJysq. - ~ .... - .1.L .. d .•." ,. '':-'''_ N6('Wt.i~""-GUlUIlltdRo~':4 Use Your Illusion I & II. r ., s..M.t ." udADd7h1d1 (Wpm..... ;.. )lIllIniaed twl! weeb lIllO, we will (finally) be reviewing Siouxsie lk. tbe Bans!w.s' IaIest rdease 011 GefIelI ReconIs, SupersliJiOD. This _ my(Andy) pick, SO bore we 10.• To begin with, I have 10admil tb8t 011my first listen IIISupmtilion, I was somewbat closedminded Haviagfirmlye-b"sbe'" dJemaelves as the queen and bet COIIrt of the gothic-pop genre (for thole of yOII unacquainted with Siouuie lk.the Banshees. they are, simply stated, EdgsrA1len Poepul 10music). Iwas fully piepllled for aDd anticipating another gloomily mcrbid,eerily Iwmting collection; what Igot, however, was far from this. Insll:ad, what I beard was moreofapopldancesty!ecompila- EVERYONE WILL GIVE YOU THEIR TWQ.CENTS WORTH, BUT WILL THAT BE ENOUGH TO RETIRE ON? ., Jj Jt J .'.f, 1J j hI; Ensuring the future for those who shape it:" ' Hradt0 Bcad Siouxsie & the Banshees update their image on latest release By S1111 M•duater udAINIJPaldl 0---lm minded. HmngfirmlyeallbNshed dlcmaelves u the queen amd her comt of lbe godlic-pop genre (for tboee of you unacquainted with Siouuic & lbc Ban1btt.,, •hey are. simply S181ed. Edgar Allen Poe put to music), I was fully JRJ)m'ed for and micicipating llll0Cbtt gloomily morbid,eailybauotingcolJection; what I goc. however, was far from tJus. lnslead, wbal I heard was more of a pop/(lancestylccompiladon, filled widl opdmism NICI Jes. aonsinself-improvemenL Itseems that, after nearly a decade and a half of doom-saying, Siouxsie &: the Banshees are auempting to change their image - they're becaming (God please, say it isn"t ao!) mainslream! To put it mildly. I was unpleased. •• more upbeat and more CCllJUDef• cializ,ed 111111 Illy cl lbcir previous releases, but lbelearcflabesof tbe old Siouxsie &: die Banshees to be found ("Drifter," .. Silver Watcrfallsj. Several of the tracks on Superstition are definite radiosongs. particularly "Got To Get Up," .. Sbadowtime," and "Kiss Them For Mc," but they are still enjoyable listening. Lyrically many of the songs seem overly swfacc- >J pomiled two weeb IIC>, we will (finally) bo reviewing Sioauio A die 8aasbees' laleSI rdtUD on Geffen Records, SuperSlition. 'Ibis WIS my(Andy) pict. aobeleweao ... To begin with, I have to admit that on my first listen to Superstition, I was somewhat closed- I did. however, listen to it a few more times and decided that it isn't really that bad. It is definitely J j J I J -f "'= 1 j j i ... 0 I' I{ I :-_· C I I' I. I . S ,, f S < > l .. '\ I ) R F T I R L .\ l E ~ T I ~ \. E S T I :--.; G EVERYONE WILL GIVE YOU THEIR TWO.CENTS WORTH, BUT WILL THAT BE ENOUGH TO RETIRE ON? '1',day there seems to be an "investment .1. expert" or a "financial adviser" just about everywhere you turn. But peace of mind about your retirement comes from solid planning. From invest• mcnts and services that are designed and managed with your needs ~d retirement security specifically in mind. The kind of investments and services TIAA-CREF has been providing for more than 70 years. . WE DON'T JUST TALK TO YOU. WE LISTEN TO YOU. Because our counselors are trained retirement professionals, they only have you and your future in mind. So you're treated as the unique person you are, with special needs and concerns about retire• CREF. And because we're nonprofit, our expense charges are among the lowest in the insurance and mutual fund industries:4' So more of your money is where it should be: working for you. Today, TIAA-CREF is the largest private pension system in the nation-with over $95 billion in assets, serving over one million participants nationwide . TIAA-CREF1 nm CHOICE THAT MAKES SENSE • It's tough to wade through alJ the "advice" to find a reliable pension plan provider. But as a member of the educational and research community, the best choice is simple: TIAA·CREF, the retirement experts. ment. And that makes for an understanding1 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ comfortable relationship. r: - HELPING YOU BUILD I SEND NOW FORA FREE AREWARDINGRE I ~'J'.IRE~NTINVESTMENTKJT, TIREMEN'I:. 1nclud11,g a Sp,~,,./ R~l'l',t on TIAA investments With TIAA-CREF, you have plenty I M.ai!:._li_is coupon to: TIAA · CREF, Dept. QC. · f h . d , . , f 730 • nird Avenue. New York . NY 10017 Ore.al.I o c 01ce an flex1b1l1ty-from TIAA'a l 800-842-2133, En. 8016. · traditional annuity, with its guarantees, I to tL.. • I N,.-,Pk-pnn•> ne investment opportunities available ----<-~'--,------.....:... __ _ through the variable annuity accounts of I AJJr,,, Ensuring the future for those who shape it:' ------------ 1 Cil-, I I l11,1il,,J~ (Full Mme) I Ti1k Daytim, Pl,.,,., ( I 11AA·C/I.F.F l'wrtu:ip,,111 l' ~===::=:=~============, _O_Y,.,_□M ___________ ,ll'_~_;. s.,,:__..,/_;Stt:_u...,.nly.,...# • if.M. IJutC.., Bn1'11.,..,_,,. Repons; Li,,,t,,- A,.,,/ytinl ~ _ ,_,,,_,w, Mut...J Fund p,.,fo,m....,,. Analysis. level and even fab (m tune widt their apparent new pop image. J iuppose) - "Gal To Get Up" and "Softly" comemostreadily10mind, Thelll<R mcuingful IOllpOll die album, sucll u "Liule Sister" 1nC1 "'Drifter" amply mate up for diem. however. Musically, they are jaa as talented as always. and just ■ unique. Siouxsic's voiceisagreaa deal subdued compared to betpe. viousrecordings.anddoesn 1 t1ee111 to be quite as full and as rich• it was on Peepshow (their previous. and. in my opinion, most succeaful release) - but is still wdJ above average and far from mediocre. All in all. while Superstition isddinitely not my favorite Soiuxsie & lheBansheesproduction.and while I do continue to deeply regret the "new image" the group seems to be trying to attain, the album is areasonable success. Grade: B. Andnow,bere'sSam. .. My first encounter with Siouxsie & the Banshees wuaboot a year ago. The song was a Inlet off of Peepshow. and at first I wa, shocked bythe~of lhemmic and the haunting wail of Siouxsie. One thing that stuck in my mind. though, was the undeoiab1e originality that this band bad developed. Herewasagrouptbalwasn't llying rocrcate a false soundjustro please the "Top40" aowd,and fm lhat I admired them. So, when Andy asked me if I wanred 10 review S&B's latest di.1c, Supendtion. I WIS mildly excired 111d lhougbt maybe he bad fiDIUy piebd • group wilb - - lllnCe. I WIS wroaal It's bad ID believe dlllabad wi1b Ibo musical ability ad illlellectual QISity of Sioauie A die Bansbeesam succumb., lbccwrgrowingmnkclldkJuls. Aldlaup I agree wida Andy 1bal Ille musical depdl on Supersdtioa is quile im,, )ft&live, I find Ibo lyrics 111d p eal motivation of Ibo bind 10 lie uninspired. Songs like .. Silly Thing" and .. Little Sista" scan shallow to a point cl plasticity. The original IOUlld is gone on all but a few tracks and the Bansbeel just don 'tsaackupmmically againsl modem alternative rock bands (ae .. The Cure, Jane's Addiction). Siouxsie Sioux 1s vocals do not carry the power or emotion thalshe ha displayed in the past, .. hcl lyrics just don't bold true to die poetic repuwim she has built for hczself. This album may sell and it ju.,t might be "Top 40" material. but I still can't classify it as a success. Grade: C+. Na, wtfl; G,uu tl1ld RoM- ' Vu Your Illusion I & II. -a~f-~-------------~--------------------_':_-~:.'...._... University of Wisconsin~Parkside ~onB PORTS 11WRSDAY SEPIEMBER 26. 1991 Tourney Tallies vitational day: . 5-0 4-1 3-1 3-1 4-1 81 DAVID DEBISH SporlI Writer SectionB Tbo UW·PIrbide IOCCeI' Ie8III 1r8~ 2,000 miIef iB niDo days, wimiD& 4 of 5 ...- 10 up ill JeCOrd 107"1. ID last week's game. UW·PIrbide met UW· Greenbey IIGreen Bay, in which Jolm 1.uDI, 08CIr Toano; IIId Joel Meadow c:ommaiIded !be Ransers 10a 2-0 win. LuDa 1\l22:32 inlO!be firsl half scored a beadshot p off a me kick from Ron KDeslricL At 68: 15 Osc:ar TOSl:lIIIOreceived !be bell inside !be 1m from Tom Czop and with the Green Bay goeJktieper charging 10~ Toano biked !be bell iDIO!be Del widt bis back 10!be pI UW·Parbide IOCCeI' COICh RIc:t KiJps said of P.....Jc.ie.l Meadow following !be Gnlen Bay game." Aft« a nervous Slart tbis SC8SOII, Meadow passed !be 'big' test willi flying colors. By saying a breakaway in !be firsthalf, punlingweD, tOIIIJIIlIIIdiD ••••••••••••• III!,~'.,!.~........ see Soccer B2 .. scoresand statistics mthe /MNOEi{§ ",~ $eCtiO~~:f~1\:itj?1~li:!iil(1~~;1 _OF IRON ioelr>UUonfmiShedlr; "......,...._._,.....'tt'=.c:-,~ as jWlior wrestler JaSOn Fimicane , honors in the team's annual iron Man' , >, a'lIIClISUI'C of lhl('wrestleis fimess/( PICllledOYCl'88pm:entoipQssiblej,Qints"j _da=:~u~~~f~i MDed bead Wrestling coac~allJW-tW ':'- Here's how the Volleyball 'Ii 1st 2nd 3rd , (tie,) , Consolation .Netters place third at 14th Ranger invite 81 TED McINTYRE III8ICh1\l2:00 Friday apinst cs- Sports Editor ClIO Stale. Tbo Ranprs bad an easy time with Ode:eao SL crusing lOa 15-2, 15·10 win. Going iBlO the mall:h. !be Rangers had a five game losing streak and seemingly needed an easy match 10overcome !be streak. A much weaker Chicago SL never chaUenged fill' a viClOl'yas Vield Pundsack lead the Rangers offen· sively with seven kiDs in tbe two games. "Wewouldhavell\lherplayed a stronger team but !be weaker Chicago SLgave us a chance 10use !be bench," said Ranger coach Lynn 'Ibeebs. Freshman setterNicole Patter also played very weD in her first test of the 1991 season shehad nine assists for her Rangers. Later Friday afternoon, the Rangerssquaredoffagainstacompetitive ~ Slrill:h team and won in a 15-11,15-9 stnJBgIe. The Rangers _1D01t control of the mall:h but Ibey did l118111&e 10play greIIl in spolS IIId wiD. """ "We played average," said 'Jbeebs. "we had IIIOIIIOIIlS of brilliance mixed witb momenlS of de- 1p8ir." UW.J'lDside had defCllSive poblemstbrougbout!betwogsmes _SlriIcbbutlbeyWOlbdlhem out enough 10 finisb first in !be Green poolllld earn a bye in the firsllOUlld of Saturday's llUDamenL Tbo oIber Ihree teams which placed firslllld eamed byes were National Louis from !be Red pool, Schoolcrsftfrom !beBluepooiand Hulltingt1la College from !be Yd· low pool. TboRangenlltlllledouts.ur· day IIId faced off in !be IflCOIld ' roundapinst WinonaSL gainiJlca 15-12, 17·15 viclOly. UW·Park· side used a balanced alIacIt fOl'!be wiD as five players combined fill' 2Oof!beRangersldlls. Onceapln, J'Imd-k stood out as she had 15 dias 10 keep' !be Rangers in !be conrestdefensiveiy. "1be Winona., mall:h was our best of !be week· end," said Theehs. National Louis University was !beRangerslastmatchof!beweek· end as they came out 011 !be losing see VoIle,b111 B2 The UW·Parkside Ranger VoDeyhaU team's young season can be defined best as, simply, undefineable. ConsidertheirreeOl'd going into the 14th Annual Ranger Invitational last week. the Rangers were 2-5 with a five game losing streak. Theyshowedsignsofgreat team play only 10foDow it up with extremely poOl' play. The Ranger Invite was no dif· ferentasUW-Parksideplayedgrelll , in their wins and looked not so greatinlosing. UW-Parksidewent 3-1 for the two day lOurnament placing in a tie for third overall. The lOurnarneDLwas.set.up 80 that the 12 teams were split up into four pools of three teams each. Each team would then compete 1 within itspoolandbasedupon their two mall:hes 011 Friday. they wen: l seededin!betournamentonSatur· ~ day. ~ UW-PaJtside was seeded in t !be "Green" pool with Chicago ~ Stateand Cardinal Slrill:h College. i ID!be Red pool was Quincy Col· i lege, National Louis College and I;;;;;;:;:;;;;:&=~==~ ~~=.=,=j§' ]- Hull· Ranger kickers win 4 . The Rangers played !beir first of 5 on road trip ~~~-------------~J-· University of Wisconsin:...Parkside -5ecdonB . . :-,;, .. · . •.•' • · /·_: :,: RUNNJNG The UW-Pa.rksidt =·-< '1005.1 Country team placed third as it · ·. die Midwest Collegiate Championships. -•• le8m. finished 12th in a 281eam field. . POR THURSDAY SEPl'EMBER 26, 1991 By TED McINTYRE Sports F.ditor The UW-Partside Ranger Volleyball team's young SQISOll can be defined best as. sim ply, undefineable. Coosidettheir recool going into the 14th Annual Ranger Invitational wt week, the Rangers were 2-5 with a five game losing streak. They showed signs of great team play only IO follow it up with extremely poor play. The Ranger Invite was no diffemitasUW- Partsideplayedgreat · in their wins and looked not so great in losing. UW-Parkside went 3-1 for the two day tournament placing in a tie for third overall. The toumarru:nt w.auetup so lhat the 12 teams were split up intO four pools of three teams each. Each team would then com pete 1 within its pool and~ upon their I two matches on Friday. they wae ] seeded in lhe tournament on Salur- $' day. ' UW-Parbide WU seeded in E TS the "Green" pool with Chicago 2 State and Cardinal Suitch College. R In lhe Red pool was Quincy Col- j legc. National Louis College and McHenry. The Blue pool consisledofW" mooaSIBIC.SLAmmose and Scboolaaft. The founb and yellow pool included Dlinois lnsli· IIJle of Technology (ITJ'), Hun• tiDgton and loc:al Canbage. &llii~!S Ranger kickers win 4 1be Rangers played their first of 5 on road trip Tourney Tallies By DAVID DEBISH SporCI Writer Here's how the Volleyball 'Ii 1st 2nd 3rd . (tie) Consolation 5-0 4-1 3-1 3-1 4-1 The UW-Parbicle IOCCU - lra'Veled 2,000 miles in nine days. winning 4 of 5 pmea to up u ffl:Old to 7-1. In last week's game. UW-Plrbide met UW• Oseenbey II Green Bay. in which John Luna. O.C. Toacmo, and Joel Meadow commanded the Raqen ao a 2-0 win. Luna at 22:32 into the firs& half scored a beadsbotgoal off a~ kick from Ron Knesuict. At 68:15 Oscar Toscano received the ball inside Ibo 1m from Tom Cmp and wi1h the Gieen Bay goalkeeper charging to bkd. Toscano biked the ball into the net with bis hick ID the goal! UW-Partside soccu coach Ric:t Kilps said of goalkeeper Joel Meadow following the Green Bay game,"After a navous Slllt this ason, Meadow ~ the 'big' test with flying colors. By saving a breabwayinthefirstbalf,puntingweU,commanding see Soccer B2 SectionB IIIIICh at 2.-00 Friday IIIDlll Qi. C180 Stale. 1be Ranprs bM1 an easy time widl Olicago SL c:rusing aoa 15-2, lS-lOwin. Going into the mat.ch. the Rangers had a five game losing streak and seemingly needed an easy mat.ch aoovercome the Slreak. A much weaker Chicago SL never challenged for a viCIOI)' a., Vicki Pundsack lead the Rangers offensively wi1h seven kills in the twO games. "'We would haveralherplayed a stronger team but the weaker Chicago SL gave usacbancc to use the bench," said Rangtz caach Lynn Tbeebs. Freshman setter N'JCOleParter also played very well in her first test of the 1991 season she bad nine assists for her Rangers. Later Friday afternoon, the Rangers squared off againstacompeliti- ve ~ SlrilCb team and won in a lS-11, 1S-9111'Uggle. The Rmgm never root conbOI of the maacb but they did 1D1D18C-» pJay 8fflll in spolS and win. ~ "We played average," said T'beehs. "we bad momen&s of bril· liance mixed with momen&s of desplir." UW-Pabide had defensive poblemsdnougboutthetwopnes YCIIIIISailcbbuldleywolbdlhcm out enough ID finish first in the Green pool and earn I bye in lhe first round of Salmday's uuaamenL The Olber duee tams which pJaced first and earned byea wae National Louis from the Red pook Schoolcraft from the Blue pool and Hunlinglon College from the Yel· low pool TheltaDgenllafledoutSalur• day and faced off in the aecond . roundapinst VmonaSLgainqa lS-12, 17-15 victory. UW-Partside used a belanc:td aaack f<r lhe win as five players combined for 20oftheRangerskills. Onccapin. Pandsact SIOOd out• sbe bad IS digs IO keep the Rangm in the contest dcfcnsi-vely. "1be Winona match was our best of the weekend." said 1beehs. Nationall.ouis Univasitywas tbeRangerslastmalchof theweetend as they came out on die losing see Volleyball B2 ••• t". t v •• , , , , , • , " , " .",.', r •• , • , , , , , , •• , •••• I •••• I I I , •••••••••••••• , I •••• , , • , •• ........... ,.. " Sep!ember.26. 199-J RAHou NBWlI SpollTS, Page B2 ~ .. - No Majik for Pack ... while Bears fmd By KEVIN LAZARSKI ud BILL OHM WIIIcoasID Beat DonShulareceivedcareervic- Illry number 300 on Sunday as die Packers Ietanother game slip away at die hands ofdte Dolphins 16-13. Afteranimpressive II suaight completions by Don Majkowski, the Packers turned the game over to the Dolphins. With the Packers leading 13-6 early in the fourth quarterMajkowski,tryingtothrow from his own end zone, fumbled the ball and Miami nose I8Clde Chuck Klingbeil recovered it for the game tying touchdown. Two possessions and an inlerception later, Marino marched e down the field to set up a game winning 31 yard field goal. AIlhough theoffensesputlaed at times, the defense stepped up to thec:ba1lengeofMiami'soffensive machine. Bryce Paup regiSlmd two of the Packer's three sacks to move his league leading total to 7 Next week die Packm travel to eoost to heada with Jim Evereuand the 1-3 Los AngelesRams. TheRamsarealsostruggling early, and lost to the 4ger's SlIJIday27-IO. LooItforbothtearns to come out with fire in their eyes as whoever loses moves to 1-4 and all but eliminates any hope of mating the play-offs. FINAL: Green Bay 17, LA 10. The Badgers remained unbeaten (2-C) by kooeking off Iowa SI8IC7-600 Saturday. Leading die Badgers was Racine native and Racine Parle graduate Brent Moss, who rushed for a game high 62 yards. Linebacker Brendan Lynch blocked a Iowa SI8ICfield goal in the seconds to save die game for WISCOIISin. Up next for the Badgers is Eastan Michigan. The boys from across the lake are IooItiDg to snap a 12 game loosing skid. The Badgers are on a roD and shOuId~ to vicIory. FINAL: WiseOllSin 3S, Eastern Miehi an 12. some of their own winning toucbdowD •. ~~ showed that he is commg mto his own as a clutch quarterbae1c in the NFL and the Bears showed tba1 tbCy can make the big PJ:!Yswhen they need to puB outa VICtory. • The Bears next opponent IS Buffalo at Buffalo in a battle of unbeatens. TheBiI1scorneintothe game as seven point favorires, but the Bears looldng to pull off a sweep of New Yon state in three conseeutiveweeks. (Beat the N.Y. Giants, and N.Y. Jets) The Bears have proved to be one of the most exciting and dramatic teamsin footbaIl and this game looks to be one of the weeks best, In last weeks Wisconsin Beat report, a question was asked, "Is MajikBaekForPaclc?" WeD,after Don Majkowski's butterfingers performance against the Dolphins. I think we all know the answer to tba1 question. the Bears continue to fmd new ways to win , the Paclcers continue to fmd new ways to lose. Both teams 0 llewed to that by B1 BOB BAROWSKI IIIiDois Beat The Bears puUed off a miracle victory Mondaynighl,comingfrom behind to defeat the New YoritJets 19-13 in overtime. The Jets seemingly had the victory weD in hand in regulation and just had to run out the clock, ButSteveMeMichaelforeedaBIair Thomas fumble and recovered it with 1:S4 remaining. Trailing by a touchdown, the Bears drove towan! the end zone and Jim Harbaugh hit Neal Anderson with an eight yanl touchdown pass with no time left on the dock. The extra point by Butler sent the game into overtime. With less than four minutes left in the extra period, the Jets oneeagain looked tohave die game won, but Pat Leahy missed a 28 yard field goal and the Bears were baclc in business. Onecagain Harbeughmarehed the Bears down the field a dove over from a foot out for the game INTRAMURAL CORN'ER Co-Ed Volleyball Pickup andentry fonn inthePhys.Ed. BuildingorRangerNews office and get your teams togetbernow. Play starts October 1st and ennies are due tomorrow at S:OOPM. Pickup andentry fonn in the Phys. Ed. Building or Ranger News office and get your teams togetbernow. Play starts October 1st and enb'ies are due tomorrow at S:OO P.M. Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Hoot Aerobics meets Momay tluough Thursday at4:4S toS:4S andWater AerobicsmeetsMonday and Wednesday at S:4S to 4:4S. Everyone Is still welcome. Superstars 1bc scan:h for UW -P8Ikside's best athlete is on. Enter in six of nine events to see how you stack up against UW -Paticside's best athletes. Emu Is Friday. October 11th, get yourenb'ies hi soon. For more information call 595-2245 or 595.2287 Soccer ContInued from the box, culling off through baUs. and eatehing and punching out crosses. " The6 fOOl,190 lb. keeper won all physieal chaIlenges in the box as weD as orchestrating a few plays from the baeldield. "UW -Greenbay now knows what our players have to contend with in paetiee each day: said Kilps Coach Kilps also had some worda of praise for his defensive sweeperChrisRyan by stating that, "Ryan continues to show exceptional quickness in the back field. His most excelIent reading of the game and stepping up to defuse dangerous situations is evidenL WhatmakesRyanpartieular\ydan_ gerous is his abili1y to step up and lIlI8Ck. " the weekend Parlcside played in the Hamot Sports Medi. cine Soccer Classic. Where Parle. side dropped a tough game to Mereyhurst, PA losing 2-1. Parlcside's only goal came from Tom Czop on a punch and pass assist from John Luna. Parlcside gave up two goals while allowing six sIIotson goal Me=yhurst would go onto beat G8IUIOnin thechampionship game I-C. Coach Kilps said, "It took us 30 minutes to get our rhythm and getorganized. Weweretakenbaek by the oflieiating. Not tba1 it was bad, it was what they let go. In the Midwest they eaIlaIot tighler game than they do here." Parbide went on to beat Loekhaven, PA, in the consolation game C. Goals came from Tom CzoponacombinationfromOsear Toscano and Joim Luna. Luna came back to score a header goal seven minutes later with an assist from Chris Ryan and Dennis Nerada. The final goal came from Bob Rogers, hisf11'Stof the year, on an assist from Ron Knesbick. Tom CzopandJohnLunacontinued to tear up the freId, both havee~htgoalsine~htgames. All in all Kilps was satisfied with the team's level of play, but disappointed with the fan tumoul,"at,thelastfewhomegames . we've had more support at away games than we've had our own field" TheUW-Parlcsidesoeeerteam will be playing against 0a1dand this Saturday at I :3Opm andagainst U. of Indianapolis this Sunday at 1:30pm. Both games will be at home, so be there. ~ Continued from B1 end for the first time in four IImea faIling 7-IS,13-IS. TheRangers, whop\ayedYay well earlier in the day, suffeIed a severe lack of motivatioo • !bey lost 7-0 lead in game lIId 1clIl confidence in their game plan. NationaILouisUni\'lilSity1bal wenton to play Huntingtoncollege for the tournament C\Iampioosbjp and 1S-9, IS-IO. The Rangers finished tied fer third with SchooleraftcoDege. DT was given consolation honors. As whole, the Tournament was a huge success for UW-J'art. side volleyball, The teams which partieipatedareamoogdlelinestin the midwest and the experieoce of playing in difficult matches b very bennificialto the Ranger squad II the on. Coach Tbeehs was pleased with her team 'spcrfonJllllltCpnis. ing the things they did wdL "Asa whole, the toumameDt went well, we were able toeompete witbsome very talenled teams. I'm bqliDg the experience against dIese ttams will payoff for us the _ wears on." Kudos ...; The Ranger Soccer'-. opening eyes 1IIIioUUY.~ has gone on a tear soc._a 1991 season. Coach Kilps's mCII _YO racked some impressive" bers compared to other NCAADivision nschools: The Rangers are third ill. NCAA n in team defc:me wiIb .37S goals against per-game. second in offensive goal produclioD widt an amazing 4.2S goIisper- contesL The Rangers sueeess • sively can attribute Ii dIl success to a wide open, fast-peced st..y..l·e·Inodfi·p··la··y·. t.'. . ,..,.... ... .,'i vlllual1y, TQID~ rneked up 20 points andis_ secoJld natiOOatly an4JohnL1JlliS fifth with 17 points. Czop is" ~ in goals scorN wiIlt ~ aDd Lima fifth with . t j;!tCoach KiIps ~1iI thi$ is thanks tdIhe Rangers" 6iiC~tedattitude; ,"We rfIiJJ'J p.·i8eyaIDr~gto~g~ ."':..\~asa_ JIJIs ~r /i ,, ► I I' ' ► f I ,, .,,,,,,.,1'1• •···''''''''"''''''''''' llANoD Naws S,ons, State Spirit _ some of their own toucbdowll, . ~~ is his own quarterback that they Pf:1YS when pull VICtor)'. and BILI.OHM Wl!Jcoasln Don Shula received carcervic- 1«)' a, the Packm Jetanothet atthehandsoflheDolphins Afu:ranimJnSSive 11 straight Packers turned to the Packt.tS quarter Majkowski, trying to throw 1aekle touchdown. Two~ionsandan imerception to set game AJthoush theoffensespuaered up to the challenge of Miami• sofJensive registered to to the Pacten aavcl to the coast lO knock heads Everett and LosAngeJesRams. TheRarnsarealsostruggling to 49er's Sunday27-10. Lootdorbolhteams out a, loses making FINAL: L.A. Rams unbeaten 0) knocking State 7-Satwday. IP.Bding the was Part graduate Moss, game high 62 yards. State field final the is P.astem The boys lake looking to a The Badgers roll should cruise to victory. FINAL: Wisconsin 35, Michi ' CORNER Pick up and entry in the Phys. Ed. Building or Ranger News teams together now. stans and entties tomom>w 5:00 P .M. Piclcupand entry Phys. and teams togethcrnow. starts and entties tomom>w at 5:00 join the Floor through Thunday 4S to S:45 and Water Aerobics meets Monday and 5:45 45. is The search OW-Park.side's F.nter in UW-Parkside's lllhleles. E't'eDtisFriday, 11th, getyourenttiesinsoon. For t,formalion call or 595-2287 By IUiDois Beal Bears pulled viclory Monday night.coming from to Y orkJets well in to clock. ButSteveMcMichaelforcedaBlair 54 touehdown, Bears towanl Anderson yard clock. exaa Kevin sent into left extta period. once again looted lOhaVC the Pal yard wtte back Onceagain Harbaugh marched Bears the Continued ttom Bl cutting balls, catching and crosses." lbe6 foot, 190 lb. won all physical challenges in the a, well the backfield. UW-Gn:enbay knows to JnCtice day," also words sweeper Chris Ryan to exceptional quickness the back field. most excellent the and dangerous is evident WhatmakesRyanpaniculartydangerous is ability lll8Ck.,, Over Parkside Medicine Where Parkside tough Mercyhurst, 1. Pmbide's only punch pass assist from John Luna. Parkside gave up two goals while allowing six ~ on goal. Meluyhurst would onto beat Gannon in the championship 1-0. as The Bills come into the favorileS, the Bt>MS are looking to sweep York three consecutive weeks. (Beat teams in football be besL report, asked. "'Is MajiltBackForPack?" Well.after Majkowsld"s the to that While to find win , the Packen find new to Both reams should be used 10 lhat now. said, took to get our and getorganaed. Wewerctakenbaclt the officiating. that was let call alottightt.r than Parkside Lockhaven. 3-0. Goals Cwponacombinationfrom Oscar John back to goal final goal from his first of the Knestrick. CzopandJohn Luna continued to tear field, have eight goals in eight games. play. disappointed with turnout, "atthelastfewhomegames had at than had field." The UW-Parksidesocce.rteam will Oakland Salurdayat 1 30pm and against at l:30pm. games be at Seplember-26, 19-9J Volleyball Bl first lllllea falling IS, 13-15. The Rangen, whoplayedvay earliez lllffeftd 1 motivatioa ■ Ibey loot one 111d lcll ptm, NatiooalLouis Uniwnityda went on to Huntingtonco11ege Championsbjp and won l S-15-10. f<r Schoolcraftcollege. a Park. volleyball. participated are amoog die fmestin mid.west expciience uf is bennificial to as season wears on. Theehs was pleued her team sperlormancepais, ing things they did well. townamcDt went able tocompeu, wilblOIDe talented teams. rm bq)ing the lhese ltaillS will pay off for us as die season Kudos ... The Ranger Soccer - ii some eyes na1iolllly •ii bas on a tear so fs duriDI• season. Coach Kilps's men ave up unpteSIM _. bmcompared to~NCMDivision n school!: The Rangers aic ii• n aeam defcme wilb 375 Sec· ond in produC1iOII with 42S goall.-1 pez-contest. The Rangers success sive1y much cl 1111 to fut-~ style of play. . •. lnd.ivhlually, Tom C7.Cll> 1111 racked 20 points and is ,.-S second nationally aodJohn'-1 with °'!is~ second io scorr.d widl ..and Luna fifth with seven. . Coach Kilps ~ ii' this is to the Ranged_ oriented auimde. ~e are raB'f playing together as a te,111 ;jtis ear." * I'" I •• .. . .... ........ . ... '. '. f_1 mber 26. 1991 ., SCOREBOARD . FI. It, Fool II ILL - IWiGIlIl NEWS SPOII1'S, Page B3 Pet GB PF PA ,1.000 76 26 1.000 27 6 1.000 40 0 1.000 7 6 0.000 1.5 6 7 0.000 1.5 0 40 0.000 2 20 54 0.000 2 12 49 Good ddIp .. lime.. W'ms • JIQd lIIiDp. W'1II"lime. 1AI ... wiD Ibe UW-hrtsidc 1lIIIerVoIIeyW team bldaplnst ....... riYIl e.thIge Tuesday ..... After Ibe IIIlIIdIwas over all .. fiDe, iljust took a !iDle lime. "We could bave played bet- ... IIid essis1Iux coech Becky 1enIlal."".We bave things to wert wiD was good." TIle victory came in Ibe form ofafoarpmel6-14.6-15.15-10. JS.611l1HaW billie whiclJ bad Ibe a...,. in about as much uouble • ildid in coolroL Following Ibe cerimonial in- ............. pme one began 00 a soar IIIIle for UW-Parlaidc. The Lady Redmon jumped out to a 3-0 bd beIIind good defense. The Ranaers fust point came wben K-.SlIObIcame in to serve upan lICe IIIbreak Ibc ice for Ibe UW· 1'aIbide offense. A1lhougb lbey sbowed some very sloppy defense. ':'W-PaJtside did manage to con· IiDaaIIy climb back into Ibe game lIldsqueaked 00\ a 16-14 win. UW-Parblde Wrestling 8th AnnuallroD Man Coolest Name PIs"Max J. Fmucane 170.885 S. Kinpel 162.844 C. Buckley 140.5 .732 J. Dulton 138.5 .721 D.l.ovy 136 .708 S. Seymour 134.698 D. Tiedt 130.5 .680 T. BrocIanaD 127.5.664 S. Skarda 125.5 .654 S. Wessley 125 .651 J. Dolan 110.5 .576 C. Shane IOS.547 K. Becker 98 .510 T. Keefer • 84 .438 M. Dietricb 82.5 .430 L. Schmitt 81 .422 K. Casper 80.5 .419 M. Muckerbeide 76 .396 R. Kimpel 71.5 .372 R. Fitzgemld S4.5.284 K. Snyder 50.260 M. Weaver 46.5.242 K. Tremelling 45 .234 J. Bezoae 26.5 .138 SOl I I·1< NCAA DlviliOll D Soccer Poll 1. SclaIMnl C m Olkut St. 6-&-1 2. tlDi>allily ofT..... 6-0-0 3. SeoIIIa Podfic 6-2-0 4. U. of MiIIouri SL LouiI 5-0-0 5. Florida InIliIute of Tech. 4-1-1 6. Me Kalcbeo S_ Col. 5·1-0 7. Col S_ B"'I Pield 5-1-0 8.~ 5-1~ 9.Sanoma S_ 3-1-1 10. Florida Adanlic 5-0-0 lU1W-PII7blM 1·1.(1 12.North HampbiJe CoL 5-2-0 13. 00Idand 3·2-1 14. U. of S.C. SpllItIIIbuIa 5·1-0 15. VaJpaniIo University 5-1-0 UW·Pautside·sseasn record is now at 5·5 for Ibe )'OUJIg season. Larsen was pleased with Ibe Rangers overall effort bot admitted that her team still needs some WOIk. "We bave mucb to work on sucbas passing and defensive positioning. but it was a good win." TheRangers will uaveI to lllinois BenedictineCol1egeon Saturday for a ten o'clock stint and on Monday Ibe Rangen travel north to meet Wisconsin Lutheran. The Rangers nell1 home contest is against Rosary on Monday October 14 and October 23 the Rangen face NCAA division 1opponentUW- MilwauIa:eattbePhys. Ed. Building. Men's Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championship Team Results (28 Total Teams) • ScbooI 1 2 3 4 5 ToIIll 1 Morquelle 4 8 14 16 18 60 2 CenlnI Mich. 2 5 11 20 29 67 3 UW-Osbkolb 3 21 23 27 32 106 4 JndisnaSwe 1 9 10 53 64 137 5 HiIIsdoIe CoL 7 15 25 55 56 158 6 UW·£au Claire 13 34 48 50 59 204 7 I!ulem lIIiDoil 6 22 41 57 82 208 8 SWMicbipn 26 38 39 58 69 230 9 LIb Superior St 24 35 40 54 84 237 10 WaboIh CoDege 17 30 63 80 83 273 11 MidIipn Tec:h 28 42 44 74 95 283 12 UW-hlbiIU 46 61 11 91 99 314 13 Siena Hei&hIa 12 60 62 88 160 382 14 Lindenwood (MO) 43 47 77 104 li4 385 15 UW-Olhkolh (B) 65 72 75 79 100 391 UW-Parkslde Finishers 46. Pal Kochanski (26:27), 61. SIeVeRocIIa(26:50), 71. Eric May (26:59), 97. Pil Kuhlman (27:32), 99. Bill Skuppien (27:35) Women's Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championship Team Results (24 Total Teams) # Scbool 1 2 3 4 5 Total 1 UW-Madilon I 5 8 9 10 33 2 lndianaStare 2 20 21 23 26 92 3 UW·PtubliJ. 11 13 14 31 51 no 4 Eastern D1inois 16 19 28 33 48 144 ., UW-Osbkosh 4 7 30 S2 53 146 6 UW·£au Claire 17 3S 36 41 43 172 7 Hillsdole (Mich) 24 29 37 44 54 188 8 CedomIle (011) 25 42 55 58 77 257 9 LabSup.S_ 3 61 69 78 88 299 10 Siena Htqla 6 32 64 95 110 307 11 Onad Volley SL 22 45 74 82 85 308 12 LiadosawoodCoL 34 46 84 89 120 373 13 Mi<:hipaTedl 15 71 86 106 115 393 14 NorIMrD MidL 39 59 93 98 130 419 15 DJinoiI Cbict&o 83 92 100 lOS 108 488 UW-Parkside Finishers 11.Jenny 0.-(18:37), 13. AIm SlOIanm (18:39), 14. Tricia Bmi (18:41) 31. Kelly WaIIOII (19:19), SI. JeD ZoIewsld (l9:49) -\ 01.1 I , BILL UW·ParIIIIde .... Cartb .. CaIIege Tuesday September 24th 16-14.6-15.15-10, 15-6 Dip Bik 2 0 o 0 11 2 o 0 14 0 10 2 10 8 2 4 6 1 o 0 2 4 o 0 57 21 1'IIlD W L arappters I 2 0 ()JIlI1lc Warriors 2 0 GJaPPleIS II 1 0 LoS D1lblos 1 0 JtIIIl For Order 0 1 'I1Ie BrlIdy BIIIlCIt 0 1 PSE 0 2 'I1Ie wteeking Crew 0 2 Monday 09/16191 Results Los Diablos 7. Rage for Order 6 Grapplers n49, The Brady Bunch 12 Wednesday 09/18191 Results Cosmic Warriors def. Wrecking Crew (forfiet) Grapplers 127. PSE 14 Monday 09/23191 ResuilS Cosmic Warriors 27. PSE 6 Grapplers I 49. PSE 12 Wednesday 09/25191 Schedule 4:00 Los Diablos vs. The Brady BWlCh 5:00 Rage For Ordervs. Grapplers II Monday 09/30191 Schedule 4:00 Wrecking Crew VS. The Brady Bunch 5:00 Rage For Order VS. Brothers of Struggle New Records: Wednesday 10102191 SdteCIule ,....---1 Bench PreSsItCps: Dobn (37) Beach Press Max.: Dolan (229%') 4:00 Grapplers I VS. Grapplers II Leg Press Reps: Buckley (335%) 5:00 Los Diablos vs. Cosmic Warriors 100Yan1I>asb: Lovy (10.67) Name KIIII Ass SlIObl 0 0 VIIlllenl'lq 0 0 Drzewiecki 5 2 Hughes 0 0 Gross 1 9 Maher 5 0 Pundsack 16 1 Hohmann 5 1 Maier 6 18 PIIka 0 0 DiIJoo 9 0 Kozich 0 0 Tolals 48 31 REMEMBER: All Intramural basketball and volleyball entry fonns are due ommorrow in the Phys Ed. Office or the Ranger Office. Don't miss your chance to participate in a great intramural program. F1.,<; FOOIB\1.1. Tellll W L arappters I 2 0 0J11D1C Warriors 2 0 anpplelS II 1 0 I,olDiabJOS 1 0 .,.e For Order 0 I ~ Brady Bunch 0 I pSB 0 2 Pct GB PF PA ,1.000 76 26· 1.000 27 6 1.000 40 0 1.000 7 6 0.000 1.S 6 7 0.000 1.S 0 40 0.000 2 20 S4 ~ Wrecking Crew O 2 0.000 2 12 49 Monday 09/16191 Results Los Diablos 7, Rage for Older 6 Onpplers Il 49, The Brady Bunch 12 Wednesday 09/18191 Results Cosmic Warriors def. Wrecking Crew (forfiet) Grapplers 127, PSE 14 Monday 09/'23/91 Results Cosmic Warriors 27, PSE 6 Grapplers 149, PSE 12 Wednesday 09/25191 Schedule 4:00 Los Diablos vs. The Brady Bunch 5:00 Rage For Order vs. Orapplers II Monday 09/30/91 Schedule 4:00 Wrecking Crew vs. The Brady Bunch 5:00 Rage For Order vs. Brothers of Struggle Wednesday 10/01/91 Schedule 4:00 Grapplers I vs. Grapplers II 5:00 Los Diablos vs. Cosmic Warriors Rangers win a see-sa~ battle Ooaddlap aue lime. W-ms •1111111 ..... Wiaa aue dme. 1111 .. win Ibo UW-Parbido 8-VoDe,w1e1mbadlpimt -.ma1 c.1bage Tuesday .,..._Merlbe mr,cbwasova-111 Wllfiae, iljust took a liaJe time. -We could have played bet•: llid ...... coach Becky 1-. -We have things to wort • llll 6e win was good." 'l1le vic1ory came in the form of afoapme16-14, 6-15, 15-10, IU___, baule which bad the ...,_ in about as much trouble • it did in cmtroL Following die caimonial in....... game one began on a .,_ DOie for UW-Paruide. 1be lady Redmcn jumped out to a 3.() lead llebind good defense. 1be Ranaen fust point came when IC-.SIIOblcamein to serve upan lee lo lftalt lbe ice for lhe uwPabide offense. Allbough they lbowedsomc very sloppy defense. ~-Pastsidc did manage to con-. ny climb back into lhe game 111d SQUeaked outa 16-14 win. One benifit of playing sporll isdlal)'OUClll leamfrom mis&ates, bowcvet, Ibis WIS not lhe case for lbe Ranga1 IS Ibey llllfCd game two falling bching once ,gain duo ID sloppy play paticwarilly on lhc defensive end. They never caught up and lost by nine 6-16. Game thtce was the turning point in the maich. The Rangers came out with good teamwork, passing well and everyone wa., moving to their spots on defense. Carthage did mount an anack but neverposcdathrealJosing 15-10. GICaldefensebegangamefour for the Rangers u an ovennatched Carthage team could just not compete losing 15-6. "Carthageisascrappyteamso weweiefcxtedtoplay their scrappy game," said Larsen. Although it occured in spots, team play is what won the match for UW-Parkside. Cindy Maier dealt out 18 assists for the four gamesandNicoJeGrossaddednine to spark the Rangers spiking al· rempts. Karen Dilloo had nine kills but the outstanding player forUW- Parkside was Vicki Pundsack with 16kills,and10digs defensively. UW-Parblde Wrestling ltb Annual Iron Man Contest Name Pts '1,Mu J. F'mucane 170 .885 S. Kinpel 162 .844 C. Buckley 140.S .732 J. Duaon 138.S .721 D. Lovy 136 .708 s. Seymour 134 .698 D. Tiedt 130.S .680 T. Brockman 127.S .664 s. Skarda 125.S .654 S. Wessley 125 .651 J. Dolan 110.S .576 C. Shane 105 .547 IC. Becker 98 .510 T. Keefer 84 .438 M. Dietrich 82.S .430 L. Schmiu 81 .422 IC. Caper 80.S .419 M.Muckerheide76 .396 R. Kimpel 71.S .372 R. Fitzgerald 54.S .284 IC. Snyder 50 .260 M. Weaver 46.S .242 IC. Tremelling 45 .234 J. &zotte 26.S .138 New Records: Bench Press R~: Dolan (37) Bench Press Max.: Dolan (229~) Leg Press Reps: Buctley (335%) 100 Yard Dab: l..oYy (10.67) S1 H I I· I< NCAA Dhilloa D Soccer Paa 1. Soalbml Oianecticua SL ~1 :2. Uaifllail.y olT..- 6-0-0 3. Saide Pacific 6-2-0 4. U. ol Miaouri St. Loaia 5.()..() 5. Florida lmliblte of Tech. 4-1-1 6. MC Kmdree sraae Cot 5-1-0 7. Cal Sra Babr"1 Field 5-1-0 8. Mercyhunl 5-1-3 9. Sanonia s~ 3-1-1 10. Flcrida Admlie 5..().() 11.UW-P...tsl# 1-1-0 12. Nor1h Hampmre CoL 5-2-0 13.o.t!and 3-~l 14. u. ofS.C. s~ 5-1-0 15. Vllpanilo University 5-1-0 UW-Parbide's seasn record is now at 5-S forlbe young se&10ll. Larsen was pleased with the Rangers overall effort bot admitted that bet team still needs some walk. "We have much to wort on such as pa.,sing and defensive positioning. but it was a good win." TheRangers will travel to Dlinois Beaedictine CoDegeon SallJrday for a ten o'clock stint and on Monday lhe Rangers travel north to meet Wiscomin Lutheran. The Rangers next home contest is against Rosary on Monday Octoba 14 and Ocrobet 23 the Rangers face NCAA division I opponentUW- Milwaokeeat thePhys. Ed. Building. RANGEll NEWS Srorrs, Page B3 Men's Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championship Team Results (28 Total Teams) • Scbool 1 2 3 4 5 Tocal l Marqueae 4 8 14 16 18 60 2 CentralMidt. 2 5 11 20 29 67 3 UW-Oabkoah 3 21 23 27 32 106 4 Indiana State 1 9 10 53 64 137 5 HilbdaleCoL 7 15 25 55 56 158 6 UW-Eau Claire 13 34 48 so 59 204 7 Eaatan 1llinoil 6 22 41 57 82 208 8 SWMiempn 26 38 39 58 69 230 9 Lab Superior St 24 35 40 54 84 237 10 Wabah College 17 30 63 80 83 273 11 MichipDTeda 28 42 44 74 95 283 12 VW-Prwblb "' 61 11 91 99 314 13 Sien&Heighla 12 60 62 88 160 382 14 Undcnwood (MO) 43 47 77 104 114 385 15 UW-Oahtoeb (B) 65 72 75 79 100 391 UW-Parlcside Flnishers 46. Pat Kochanski (26:27). 61. Steve Rocha (26:50). 71. Eric May (26:59). 97. Pat Kuhlman (21:32). 99. Bill Skuppiat (27:35) Women's Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championship Team Results (24 Total Teams) -# School 1 2 3 4 5 Tolal 1 UW-Madison 1 5 8 9 10 33 2 Indiana Stale 2 20 21 23 26 92 J VW-Ptlllsltk 11 13 u 31 SJ JZO 4 Eastern Illinois 16 19 28 33 48 144 -s UW-Oahkosh 4 7 30 52 S3 146 6 UW-Eau Claire 17 35 36 41 43 172 7 Hi11sda1e (Mich) 24 29 37 44 54 188 8 eec..ille(OH) 2S 42 55 SI 77 257 9 Lib Sap. Stlle 3 61 69 78 88 299 10Siemffeigllls 6 32 6' 95 110 'Jq1 11 Gnnd Vllley SL 22 4.5 74 82 ., 308 12 LiadeDwoocl Col 34 46 84 89 120 373 13MidlipaTeda 15 71 16 106 115 393 14NortmrnMicb. 39 59 93 91 130 419 15 DliDoil Cbictp 83 92 100 105 108 488 UW-Part.rlde Flnlshm 11. Jenny Oroa (18:37). 13. Ann SIOlanm (18:39). 14. Tric:ia Bma (18:41) 31. Kelly WIIIOll (19:19). 51. Jen 7.alewaki (19:49) \'01.1 I·\ II \I.I. IJW-Parulde ... Carthage Collep Tuesday September 24th 16-14,6-15,15-10. 15-6 Name KIIII Ala SlrObl 0 0 V andenl'brg 0 0 Dn.ewiecki 5 2 Hugbea O 0 0nm l 9 Maha 5 0 Pundsack 16 1 Hohmann 5 1 Maier 6 18 Parker O 0 DiDoo 9 0 Kolich O 0 TC>Calt 48 31 Dip Blk 2 0 0 0 11 2 0 0 14 0 10 2 10 8 2 4 6 1 0 0 2 4 0 0 57 21 REMEMBER: All Inttamural basketball and volleyball entry fonns are due ommorrow in the Phys Ed. Office or the Ranger Office. Don't miss your chance to participate in a great intramural program. i-, ••. «'" < •..- '" ~~ .- .~, ~ ,..., ,..., , ~ 44- Sepember26, 19-9i' Ranger runners capture third place in 24 team field Women runners place three intop 15 at UW-Parlcside hosted Midwest Collegi ate Championships while men place 12th in 28 team field IIId wlJ1 probIbIy move up after broken ill one meet is incredib1e," Ibis weckeods performance. IIlIIed Men's Coach Lucian Rosa. This Saturday the Rauger "When we finishcd twelfth I didn't women tmve110 UW-Whilewaler feel we did thatweJJ.butaflerlookfor the Warbawk Invitational, iDgatthe times, lrea1izedyoucan't which wlJ1 featule sdIools from . ask for more than niDe P,R.'s (perthe formidablo Wisc:onsin Stale sonal records)." University Conference (WSUC). TheRangemelatively low fill- The Rangers wlJ1 be without the ish can be altributed 10 the high services of sopbomore len ievel of competition at the meeL zaJewrId, who wlJ1 be out unliI "With seven or eight division one Oclllber with health problems. schools here, it's rough 10 place ~eiabtdoolsfJomfhe IIIaIeS took 10 the UW·P8rbide NaIionaICIIlssCounayComseIhis wIll end ill Ibe 131bAnnual Midweal Collegiato Cross Country Meet. The annual meu' s and _'s evenfetattues lOp IeaIIIS fJom IIlIUIId Ibe Midwest. The Ranpr _ made a SlIllIIglbowiDgilllbeirsecondmeet of the -. pIaciDs third ill a 1leId of 24 IeIIDS. Division I foes UW-Madison IIId Indiana Stale finished fiIat IIId Iec:OIIlI respec:- tive1yandEaslanDlinoisandUWOshkosh finished founh and fiflb, rounding out the lOp five. The Rangers were paced by Jenny Gross. Ann Stolanan and TridaBJeU, whop1al:ed llth,13th aud 14th, only :04 seconds apart. Kelly Watson p1al:ed31st aud len zaJewsId '1st 10 round oat the Ranpr scoriDg. "1iw:ryone ran a solid rFJI:e," SIlled _'s bead CllIdI Mite DeWttL "Twenty-dgbt of oor tbirty-twoCOlllpetironranOllIheir assiped pace or faster." The Rangers 'are c:arrently rlIIted 6Ib ill Ibe NAJA Natioaal Pollaud 10thill Ibe DivisionnpoD "Everyone ran a solid race. Twenty-eight of our thirty-two competitors ran on their assigned pace or faster." - Coach Mike DeWitt Nine runners set personal records OIl Saturday, en lOUie 10 a 12tbplac:efinish ill Ibemen'sevenL Malqueue captlued lbe 28 ream event, with Cenbal Michigan finisbiDg a close Iec:OIIlI and UW- 0sbIr0sb a dislant third. SeniorPatKocbanskyfinishtd 46Ib III lead lbe Rang«'s scoring, with a quarret of Rang«'s an finishiDg withiD 70 seconds of eech 0111«. "TobaveDinepersonalrec:mls RANOER NEWS SPORTS-~tlifete oftlit WeeK Pundsack on the attack ~ agaiD it is ~e III tip our RQIlger News Sports bats III that oatstanding UW·Pllltside aIblere who ill this JIISl week exemplified the very essence of 8l'ClIIDOSS inlbeir sport as we name our-RQIlger Sports- AtbIere of~ Week. And, forthe weekofSeptembet 191brougbthe 26th, that athIere IS none 0111« than Ranger Neller Vield Pundsaclt Vic:ldaseniorVoI1eyballathleteatUW.Pllltsidehaso~thecourse oftheJllSlfour~lII8lIIIediDtothereamspemiergolOplayer. Vic:ld led lbe ~~ this ~ wee1end at the 14th Annual UW.PaItside Rang~ Invitationsl Wllb 311ci11sill four mall:hes as well as IS digs ~eDSlvely. Tuesday apinstCanbage, Pundsackadded 161ci11sand10 digs. M~ a ~,"Vi~ is ~ ream leader who playes every game with gmtl desiIe III WID, SlIid Assistant Volleyball coacb Becky UIrsen. .,..~sack,a ~ majorc:ame 10 lbe Rangers afteratlending . ffigbscbool in Milwaukee. In pevious seasoas she had e=sts~blis:bcad ~m as.an excel1eutplayer defensively and one ;ho rarely Wllb~pIa In 91,shehas accepted the role of offensive &ggIeISive y. So way IIIgo Vic:IdPundsal:k of the UW-ParbideRanger Volleyball team, you lie our RQIlgeTSports Athlete of lbe Wedc. Fonner Ranger Grappler Damed head coach at UW-Oshkosh B, LEN ANHOLD As8L SpOrIII EdItor Former UW-Parkside Ranger wresder, c:oach and student Todd Yde signed aOllO year COIltnlCt last month as Head WrestlingCoachat UW..()shkosh. Yde, a 1988 UW-Parkside gradualeand three-timeAII American performer, wlJ1 begiD his duties OcIDber 1st for lbe Titans. In his first job as ahead roach, Yde is very enthused about the wrestling progrsm's possibilities. "I'm n:aIIy looking forward 10 gettiIIg up lbeir and working with the " ~ guys and putting in aU the hours To have nine personal necessarylObuildasua:essfulprorecords .in one meet .is~ grsmBr ecsatautseed Yodfe. the coaching incredible ...You really change, noreauiling was donefor can't ask for any more this season and of the 20 men reo th th t .. turning from last year, only two an a. had winning records. ..ColiClfI;ocian Rosa~inucan e high." staled AssislantCoach Mite Lunow. '1 feel we had a good overall perfOl'lllllllCO from everyone." Even though the Rangers es- Iablished several personal marks, Coacb Rosa sees plenty of room for improvemenL "We ran well this wee1end but we wlJ1 run betler." said Rosa. The Ranger men wlJ1 lrsvel withlbe WOOlenIIIUW- WhiIewaIet this weekend. ViCky Pundsack Senior - Outside Hitter Milwaukee, WI "My goB1 for ibis .... isIII qualify oae 01 two guys far dII NaIioaal T~ and l'CCnit some solid Ia1eatfor nextllllSoB,' After graduating frolll Hartland Anowhead Hiab SdlooI ill 1980, YdeauendedajunlorCdlege and then UW-1.aCnJae before coming 10 UW-Plltside ill 1982. In his years with the Raugeq, Yde was twice named .. NAJA AII-AmericanlllldoaceandNCAA DivisionnAlI-American. Ydebas been the Rangers ossimnt COICiI for lbe past few seuons. "Maybe a few yean down 1IIe road we can come down bcRlIIIl break Coach (Jim] Koch's ~ of 44 consecutive viI:torIeslpiDst UW-System schools." The last UW-SysIenI scbooI 10 defeat UW·ParJtside in a dual meet- UW.()sllkosb. crowned as UW-Parkside's Iron Man B, LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports EdItor The UW-Parkside Rauger WrestliDg squad crowned a new champion last week at it's eighth annual "Iron Man" COI1IeSL lunior lason Fmlll:lUle scored 170 poilllS, which is 885'1> of lbe maximum poilllS possible, 10 capture this year's crown. Steve Kimpel finished a close second at 162 poilllS (84.4'1». On his way III the fourth highest IDla1 ill lbe history of the c:ompetition, Fmucane posted one first plac:e finish, two seconds, a third, two fourths, one fifth and one eighth. Fmuc:ane's first place finish came ill the leg press repetitions, w~ ~ competitors do as many ~lJlJODSas they can at two times their body weight. Finucane pressed 32S pounds 140 times. . ~mucanewas pleased with his finish mthecompetition, "I'm very ~ of my finish, cspec;ially con- SIdering all the great athleres Iwas competing againsL" 'this years competition also ~eaturedseveral new records. lun- IOftransferlohn Dolan rewrote the bench -press records, benching an , Jason Finucane iIIcredible229'l>ofhisbodyweiahl (47S pounds) andpressingbisbodY weight (2fJ1 pounds) 37 timc& Chris Buc:kley put bimsdf in the record books by winning dlC leg press c:ompetition wilb s prest of 33S'I> of his body weight (590 pounds), leadiDg him III a Ibild plac:e finish overalL Dave Lovy flew also put biIIIself i1111lIron Man history, DyinJlO vil;lOryin the 100 yard dasb wilha record time of 10.67. Fmlll:lUle and the RSl rJ dlC Rangers will start fall p1IClice in three weeks. Ranger runners capture third place in 24 team field Former Ranger Grappler named head coach at UW-Oshkosh By LF.N ANHOLD Allt. Sports F.cUtor "My goal for ....... ii., qualify one or two pys far die National TOU11111Dent IDd ftCllit some solid talent for nm--.• Women runners place three in top 15 at OW-Parkside hosted Midwest Collegi ate Championships while men place 12th in 28 team field Former UW-Parkside Ranger wrestl«, coach and SIUdent Todd Yde signed a one year contract last month asH~WresdingCoacbat UW-Osbkosh. By LEN ANHOLD AaSPol'IIEdttor Twemyeqkacboolsfromh 11a1e1 took to lbe UW-Pmtside NllicmlCrossCounlryCounedus weeund in lbe 13111 Annual Midwest Collegiate Cross Counuy Mee&. The annual men• s and women's event fealares top reams from IIOUDd Ibo Midwest. 1be Ranger women made a lll'Onllhowingindw:irleCOlldmcet of lbe lellOll. placing durd in a field of 24 1e11DS. Division I foes UW-Madison and Indiana Staae finished fint 111d leCOlld iespeccivelyandEISltln DlinoisandUWOshkosh finished founh and fafth, rounding out the top five. The Rangm were paced by Jenny Gross. Ann Stokman and TriciaBreu. wboplaccd lldl.13tb and 14th. only :04 secmds apart. KeDy WIJIOD pJaced 3lsa and Jen ~ 51st to JOUDd OU1 tho Ranger a:oring. "E"VayODe ran a solid nt:e," llated women's bead coach Mite DeWia. '"TYt'ellty-eigbt ~ our thirty-two competitors ran oa their assigned pace m- r.aa ... Tho Rangers 'are currently nmed &b in lbe NAIA National Polland 10th in the Division II poll and will probably move ap after dis weebnds performance. 1bis Saturday the Ranger women 11avel to UW-Whitewater for lbe Warhawk Jnviaational, which will fearme schools from tho formidablo Wisconsin Swe University Conference (WSUC). 1be RIDgas will be wilhout die services of sophomore Jen 7.a1ewsld. who will be out until October with lahb problems. "Everyone ran a solid race. 1\venty-eight of our thirty-two competitors ran on their assigned pace or faster." - Coach Mike DeWitt Nine runners set personal records on Satunlay. en route to a 12111 place finish in lhemcn'sevenL Marqueae c:aptun,d lhe 28 aeam eYCDt. with CenbaJ Micbigan finishing a close second and UWOshkosb a dislant 1hird. Senim'PatK«.bamtyfinisbed 46dt ID lead the Rangds scoring, widl a quartet of Ranger's an finishing wilbin 70 ICCOllds of~ Olber. "Tobaveninepersona)rcc:uds RANGER NEWS SPO_RTS-Jttnfete oftlie Week Pundsack on the attack ~ again it is ~ to tip our Rager News Sports haL1 to that OUISlanding UW-Parbide alblete who in this pa.,t week exanplified the vecy essence of greallleSs in their sport as we name our-Ranger Sports. Athlete of~ Wa And,fm-lheweetof September 19tbrougblhe261h. that athlete as none odler than Ranger Neuer Vicki Pundsack. Vicki a senior Volleyball athlete at UW-Partsidebas over lhe course oflhepa.,tfour~IDIIUffllinlothe teamspemiergo10player. Vicki led the ~~ this J!ISl weaenc1 at the 14th Annual UW-Partside Rang~ lnvatiOnal with 31 kills in four matches u well u 15 digs ~ensavely. Tuesday against Canbagc. Pund,act added 16 kills and 10 digs. .. ~ a aemor ... Vi<:ki is a team leader who playes every game with great desire IO win. said A&uant Volleyball coach Becky Larsen. ~rndsack.. a~ major came to the Rangen after attending ~ Highschool in Milwaukee. In p-evious aeuons. she bad ellablisbed herself as an excellent player defensively and one who rarely ~~~with~ In 91, sbeba., 8CCeplcd the role of offemive 11111.a WIUI &ggreasiYe play, So way 10 So Vicki Puodsactof tbe UW-ParbideRanger Volleyball leam. you are our Rager Spon, Athlete of the Week. broken in one meet is incredible," ltalCd Men's COICh Lucian Rosa. "'When we finished twelfth I didn't feel we did dull well. butafta look· ingatlhe limes. I realized you can't ask for more lhan nine P.R. 's (per• sona1 records) ... TbeRangmreJatively low finish can be auributed 10 lhe high level of competition at the meeL '"With seven or eight division one schools here, it's rough to place "To have nine personal records in one meet is incredible ... You really can't ask for any more than that." - Coach Lucian Rosa high ... Slated Assistant Coach Mike Lunow. •1 feel we had a good overall performance from everyone." Even though the Rangers established several pe,sonal marks. Coach Rosa sees plenty of room fm- improvement "We ran well this weekend but we will run better." said Rosa. The Ranger men will travel wilhlhewmnen to UW-Wbitewatcr Ibis weekend. Vicky Pundsack Senior - Outside Hitter Milwaukee, WI Yde, a 1988 UW-Parksidc graduate and tine-time All American perfoon«, will begin his duties October 1st for die Titans. In his first job as a bead coach, Ydc is very enthused about the WRSding pogram's p<mibilities. .. I'm JCally looking forward 10 get• ting up their and working with the guys and putting in all the hours necessaiytobuildasuccessful program ... staled y de. Because of the coaching change, no reauiting was done for this season and of the 20 men returning from last year. only two had winning records. After gradaatin1 from Hartland Anowbead Hip School in 1980, Ydealtffldeda)llbcoi. lege and then UW-1.aCroae before coming to UW-Parbide in 1982. In bis yr.an wilb 1he Rangeq, Yde was twice named m NAJA All-AmericanudonceandNCM Division D All-American. Y deb&, been the Rangers mistant cc.la for the past few seasons. .. Maybe a few Yt,ll'Sdown lbe road we can come down bere llld break Coach (Jim] Koch's reccxd of 44 consecutive victories lpinst UW-System schools." The last UW-SY91em school 10 def eat UW-Parkside in a dual meet- UW-Oshkosb. Finucane crowned as uw~Parkside's Iron Man By LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports F.ditor The UW-Parkside Ranger Wiestling squad crowned a new cbampioo last wcdc at it's eighth annual "Iron Man" contest Junior Jason Fanucane scored 170 points. which is 88.5% of me maximum points possible. to capture this year's crown. Steve Kimpel finished a close second at 162 points {84.4%). On his way 10 the fourth highest total in the history of the competitioo, Fmucane posted one firsi place finish, two seconds. a third. two founhs, one fifth and one eighth. Fmucane•s first place finish came in the leg press repetitions. w~ ~ competitors do as many fCP!tiUonsas Ibey can 81 two times thear body weight. Finucane pres.,ed 325 pounds 140 times. Fmucane was plea,ed with his finish in the competition, .. rm very ~ of my finish. especially conSldering all the great athletes I was competing againsL" 'nus years competition also ~eatured several new records. Jun- 1m- transfer John Dolan rewrote the bench press records, benching an • Jason Finucane incredible229%ofhisbodyweigbl (475 pounds}and pessingbisbodJ weight (2<11 pounds) 37 tima, Chris Buckley put himd iD the record books by winning die leg press competition with a prrss of 335% of his body weight (590 pounds), leading him 10 a dird place finish overall. Dave Lovy flew alsopulbiatself into Iron Man hislaly, Oyilgto vi(;tory in the l 00 yard dash widl I record time of 10.67. Fmucane and lhe rest rJ Ibo Rangers will saart fall practice ii three weeks. r ., ........_' \a e sure your road trip J)toceeds with Sometimes road trips can be a little more adventurous t4~ you expect them to be. Which is why you should always pack your AT&T Calling Card. □ It's all you' need to ma'k e a call from almost anywhere to anywhere. · Its the least expensive way to call state-to-state on AT&T when you can't dial direct. And you'll be connected to the reliable service you'Ye come to expect from AT&T. □ Plus if you get your Calling Card now, you'll also get a free hours worth of AT&T long distance calling.* And you'll become a member of AT&T Student Saver Plus,_a program of products and ' services designed to save students time and money. D The AT&T Calling Card. Its the best route to whererer ~ u're going. • Get an-AT&T Calling Gard today. Qill 1 800 654-0471 Ext. 481,2. AT&T .. =Page 20=------~~~~CLA~SSIF~IED~AD-V-ER-T-ISI-N=G' ========-=-- To place ~ advertising il the'lki'IersiIy ofWisconsin-Part<Si _1lle Ranger News, stop il1lle Ranger News office located illllOm D139C in the Wyllie UbrarYJteami~= next tlthe Coftee Shoppe. Deadlne lor classitied advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior b plilIication. ~ cJassitied ads placed by lui or part time U~-Parkside studentS ar~~I:~~' No relund~ .: ~~ anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 perMek lilt Payment must accompany order. Ifan enor occurs, the ad~!be run free o! cha!ll8 _. ---OIl' , of WlSCOIlSin-Parkside_1lle Ranger News. and Its employees, staff and members are no! responsible for the eontenl or advertiSing placed by Its customers. 1lle ~ Parkside Ranger News re58rIes lI1e right to refuse to plilIlsh any advertising at Its dscretion. Please dlred all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson al (414) 595-2295. CLUB EVENTS J.l CLUB EVENTS II HELP WANTED I IMISCELLANEOUS I Bowling patty - cree to Ac- 'counting Club members! Meeting today (Sept. 26) at the Union Lanes at 3:30pm. Tutoring services and office bours: Mon. 8:00am - 3:00pm, Tues. and Thur. 9:30am - 4:00pm. Wed. 9:00am-3:00pm, Fri. 10:00am - 2:30pm. Molinaro D137d. Help with: Lotus, d-Base, Wordperfect, , Cobol. Thank you to everyone who visitedour''French Connection" booth yesterday. NOw stop by our next meeting, Wed. Oct. 2nd, 12noon, CA 142. Geology Colloquium presents Martin Liepzig, B.S, M.S., - Geology "Economic Geology; For Fun and Profit." A. Video presents "Eruptive Phenomena at Kildued's East Rift zone." Noon, Friday Sept. 27, Greenquist 113. Casino Night. Tuesday, Oct. 8, 7: lOpm. Black Jack dealers wanted. Union 209 sign-up. I FORRENT I Two female roomates needed. $130amonthplusutilities. Call 551'()148, Laurie Vincer. Roomate wanted. $215/month. Includes indoor toilet, hot and cold running water, male or female. 654-9101. I FOR SALE I 1976 Honda 550cc motorcycle. Runs great. Many new parts. (414)632-6828. Wanted: babysitterinmyhome from 2:30 - 11 :30pm. Franksville area. Weekdays. Call886-0444. $3.00 per hour. Free travel, cash, and excellent business experience!! Openings available fur individuals or student organizations to promote the country's most successful spring break tours. Call Inter-Campus Programs at 1· 800-327-6013. Free spring break trip, and cash! Cancun! Jamaica! Bahamas! Join the #1 spring break team. Sell trips on your campus and earn free trip foryourself plus bonus cash! 1-800-331-3136. , ALL YOU CAN BOWL Monday· Friday 12pm-lpm Mon, Tue, Thurs, Fri 4pm-6pm Kenosha's 90's Rock Club Where muslc'mettersl September 27 &28 Blue Steel October 4 Ook Hammer October 5 Last Right Phone: 652-8988 2319 63rd St. Kenosha, WI Open Friday & Saturday 8p.m. 14141634·3637 Adoption: provide your baby with a future, a warm secure home, loving parents, a 9 year old-big sister, and supportive family and friends. Willing to meet Please send infonnation to: Loving Home - 8032-22nd Ave. Suite 112. Kenosha, WI, Alona-areyoudrunk,ordoyou 53141. just walk that way? Wailingfar I PERSONALS ~ Iyourcall! . I SERVICES I Bryce Paup ...wholoves ya?? 4F __ ••••••• 1 and, well, come on Bobby! NCed help with a descripdw writing assignment in Englisb 100 or is your senior thesis giving you nightmares? Come10 the Writing Center. We'reopen Mon - Thurs 9am - 7pm m1Fri 9am-12pm. RESEARCEHRMA'" Urges! Ubrary of Inlormatilln in U.S. .. .. 19.271." TOPICS· ALL SUBJECTS Order Catalog Today with VIsa I Me or COD ElJllllD 800·351·0222 Or, rush $2.00 to: Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave. '206-A, Los Angeles. CA 90025 Pregnant? Loving couple eager to provide a happy, secure future for your child. Our home and our hearts are waiting to be filled. All medical and legal expenses paid. Call collect artorney Sandy Ruffalo (414)273- 0322. Scholarships: Dependent ChildrenofDisabledVeterans. $200 - $300 annually. Applications available in Admissions Office, ·Molinaro D11 I. Great Adaption on an old idea - need air now? Knock a hole in wall - instant ventilation! ...frozen artist. .HappyBirthdayLeanne!! Love, Jess. Co...s.... RESUME AND COVER I.E1TtR PREPARATION STATE-OF'THE-ART WORD PRocESSING . AHNI'I'ft Ea c _ CPS ..'". ~ j ... & • &.... ..... _...• ~... - PERSONALS) Donations needed for an dept warm clothing, blankets, space heaters, mittens, and hot COCOa. (Our ventilation system woJis too well!) Walley, have a great day! Rose. Wanted: wann, workable gloves for frozen potter. (In. quire in the ventilated cel'lllllica room) Malic James gives the hardest astrology tests. Heyeveryone! It's Language! Gender Awareness Week! I think dictionary sounds a little too masculine, what do you think? The Party Co. - D.J. and Video service for all occasions. (414)632-6828. YOU DmTYRATl YOU DIDNT PLACE A PERSONAL YET! - t LASSIFIED ADVERTISING - To placedassified adYarlishJ il lhe-~of WISCOl'ISin-Park- The Ranger News, stop11 The Ranger News office located i'I room_D139C in lhe Wyllie Ut,,aryA.eamnQ ~~ nextb "8Conae Shoppe. Deacllne for classified advarlising Is 3:00pm Monday prior b pli>Hcation. Al classified ads placed by u or part time U~-Parkside s1Udents ar:,::,::"we:'·: :: : ~~ anyone other than UW-Parkslde students are $5.00 per week nr,. Payment must accompany order. If an error oeetn, Iha ad will be run tree of charge . .... ..... °", of Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, and its employees, staff and members are not responsible for the content of advertiSing placed by its customers. The ~-Part<side Ranger News '8S8rVes the right to refuse lO publish any advertising at Its dscretion. Please direct an inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595-2295, CLUB EVENTS .. I CLUB EVENTS I I HELP WANTED I I MISCELLANEOUS I Bowling party - free to Accounting Club members! Meeting today (Sept. 26) at the Union Lanes at 3:30pm. A. Video presents ''Eruptive Phenomena at Kildued's East Rift Zone." Noon, Friday SepL 27, Greenquist 113. Tutoring services and office Casino Night Tuesday, Oct 8, hours: Mon. 8:00am - 3:00pm, 7 - 10pm. Black Jack dealers Tues. and Thur. 9:30am - wanted. Union 209 sign-up. FOR RENT I 4:00pm, Wed. 9:00am-3:00pm, I Fri.. 10:00am - 2:30pm. Molinaro D137d. Help with: - Lotus, d-Base, Wordperfect, Two female roomates needed. S130amonthplusutilities. Call 551-0148, Laurie Vincer. Cobol. Thank you to everyone who visited our"French Connection .. booth yesterday. Now stop by our next meeting, Wed. Oct 2nd, 12noon, CA142. Geology Colloquium presems Martin Uepzig, B.S, M.S., - Geology ''F.conomic Geology; For Fun and Profit" Roomate wanted. $215/month. Includes indoor toilet, hot and cold running water, male or female. 654-9101. FOR SALE I 1976 Honda 550cc motorcycle. RlmS great Many new pans. (414)632-6828. FOR A a Ill. tr: -1t I -. ALL YOU CAN BOWL Monday- Friday 12pm-lpm Mon, Tue, Thurs, Fri 4pm-6pm j .... ' I. • " Wanted: babysitterinmyhome from 2:30 - 11 :30pm. Franksville area. Weekdays. Call 886-0444. $3.00perhour. Free travel, cash, and excellent business experience!! Openings available for individuals or student organizations to promote the country's most successful spring break tours. Call Inter-Campus Programs at 1- 800-327-6013. Free spring break trip, and cash! Cancun! Jamaica! Bahamas! Join the #1 spring break team. Sell trips on your campus and earn free trip for yourself plus bonus cash! 1-800-331-3136. Kenosha's 90's Rock Club When, music matters/ September 27 &28 Blue Steel October4 Dok Hammer Octobers Last Right Phone: 652-8988 2319 63rd St. Kenosha, WI Open Friday & Saturday S p.m. (414) 634-3637 Pregnant? Loving couple eager to provide a happy, secure future for your child. Our home and our hearts are waiting to be filled. All medical and legal expenses paid. Call collect attorney Sandy Ruffalo ( 414)273- 0322. Scholarships: Dependent ChildrenofDisabled Veterans. $200 - $300 annually. Applications available in Admissions Office, -Molinaro D 111. Adoption: provide your baby with a future, a wann secure home, loving parents, a 9 year old big sister, and supportive family and friends. Willing to meet Please send infonnation to: Loving Home - 8032-22nd Ave. Suite 112, Kenosha, WI, 53141. PERSONALS I BrycePaup ... wholovesya?? 4F and, well, come on Bobby! Great Adaption on an old idea - need air now? Knock a hole in wall - instant ventilation! .. .froun artist Happy Birthday Leanne!! Love, Jess. RESEA HIFO A large t Library of Information ln U.S. 19 :!1r.c TOPICS • ALL SUBJECTS Order Cara1og Today wrth Vrsa / MC or COO Eiliil> aoo.351.0222 Or. rush $2.0010: Research Information 11322 ldahc) Ave. 1206-A, Los Angeles CA 9002!) Co,..PSnv RESUME AND Cova LrntR PREPARATION ' 5TATE•OF·THE·ART WORD PAocl:SStNG . PERSONALS l Donations needed for an dept warm clothing, blankets, ~ heaters, mittens, and hotcoeoa. (Our ventilation system worb too well!) Walley,haveagreatday! Rose. Wanted: wann, workable gloves for frozen potter. (In. quire in the ventil~ ceramics room) Madt James gives the hardest astrology tests. Hey everyone! It's Language/ Gender Awareness Week! I think dictionary sounds a little too masculine, what do you think? Alona- are you drunk, ordoyou just walk that way? Waiting a your call! SERVICES Need help with a descripdve writing assignment in F.nglish 100 or is your senior thesis giv• ing you nightmares? Come ID the Writing Center. We 'reopen Mon -Thurs 9am - 7pm ml Fri 9am-12pm. The Pany Co. -D.J. and Video service for all occasions. ( 414)632-6828. YOU DIRTY RAT! YOU DIDNT PLACE A PERSONAL YET! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 5, September 26, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1991-09-26 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System catholic student club housing discrimination literary magazine parking parkside activities board (PAB) parkside student government association (PSGA) residence halls sexual assault uw-system president well day https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/476ca871c2d5f8739785afe3678fb7c1.pdf 757c98325177dc88020a9067dff96d1a Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Seuxual Assults Remain Unsolved Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document e THE Severalimportant con- sequenceshave emerged from theunsolved sexual assaults of thelastacademic year, accordingto Interim Chancellor,Dr. John Stockwell, buta continuation of the Safe Escort Service may not be one them.'The Escort Service will be brought to the table again university of wisconsin-parkside concerned a female student who was sexually assaulted in a wooded area ofthe uw- Parkside Cross-country Trails. The area of the assault was near the Intersection of STH 31 & CTHE. In all three cases, the perpetrator wore a mask, dark clothing, and displayed a knife. He IS described as a white male 5'10" tall, medium build, short' hght-eolored hair, very fair skin, no facial hair, and heavy veiny eyelids (see sketch). Further investigation into these three sexual assaults indicate that the perpetrator of these incidents may be the same person. If you have any information regarding a possible suspect, please contact Lieutenant Larry C. Zarletti at 656-7333 or Police Officer Marlene Schlecht at 595-2455. If you live in Western Kenosha County call 1-800-773- 7333. Service that was conducted during the last five weeks of the spring semester was funded through Parkside Student Govern-ment Association. "For a program that was established rather rapidly, it was rather successful .. It's not there this semester because there is not a continued on page 2 Parkside as a whole. By appointment, anyone who wishes to talk about any specific topic should feel open to do so. This includes faculty and staff members. Dr. Stockwell stresses, "The office of the Chancellor is here to serve the university." By carrying out this service. his office welcomes all student activities. Different organizations are encouraged to use the Chancellor's office as a part of their relations as well. Dr. Stockwell says that he is open and anxious to get involved. He plans to do his best by stressing accessi bili ty and participation in various student functions. As in any "open-door" program, the objective is to form a relationship that is sincere and honest to bring forth a positive outcome among those involved. Dr. Stockwell and the staff of the Chancellor's office hope that this type of attitude will catch a flame and spread across the entire university. case # 113-57131 Wanted for sexual assault Date: 5/29/93 Time: 4:20 p.m. • Location: N..E. Corner of STH 31 &CTH E Description Sex: Male Age: 25-30 Race: White Hair: Very Short Strawberry Blond Height: 5'10" - 6' Eyes: Blue Complexion: Very Fair/Clear Build: Thin Clothing: Cotton Carnoutlaqe Gloves Hat: Dark Heavy Cable Knit Ski Mask. Shirt: Dark Long Sleeve Pants: Very Dark Jeans Shoes: Black Leather Field Type Boot Building eyes - heavy veiny eye lids. Suspect armed with a 5" folding knife. Simulated wood handle (white & black). Suspect hid in a wooded area of trails and sexually assaulted the victim at knife point. Kaplan's Contributions Sheila Kaplan greatly miss my many friends and acquaintances." "It has a delightful and talented student body, said Kaplan. "It's been great.J'tl miss it." Kaplan came to UW-Parkside, one of the youngest comprehensive universities in the UW System, in 1986 and served as the university's third chancellor. Under her leadership,UW-Parkside aggressively worked i.i improving the recruitment and retention of minority faculty, staff, and students. She also spearheaded a plan for academic infusion of issues of race, class, and gender throughout the curriculum and student programming. In response to the UW System's Design for Diversity, UW-Parksid: achieved, on balance, the most diverse student body in the UW System in percentages of students of color (II %), of part-time students (38%) and of non- tradition students aged 25 or older (34%). In 1991 and 1992 continued 0'// pagr' 2 f "tI.,NEWS SEXUAL ASSAULTS REMAIN UNSOLVE Thisweek Kenosha Area CrimeStoppers is offering a rewardof up to $1,000 for information leadmg to the arrest ofche subject(s) involved inthe sexual assaults which tookplace in an approximately onemile radius of the Universityof Wisconsin- ParksideCampus. Three sexual assaults have occurred since October of 1992 inthe above described area. Thefirst assaul t, which occurred on October 27, 1992 at 6:40 p.m., involved a female studentwho was sexually assaulted.4 miles west of Highway31 on Highway E. In thesecond assault, which occurred on March 29, 1993 at approx-imately 8:15 p.m., a femalestudent was sexually assaultedas she walked from theacademic complex to Wood Road.The third and most recentcase, on May 29, 1993 at approximately 4:15 p.m., SexualAssualts Continue To AHed Campus "OpenDoors" From The Chancellor's Office by Stanley Washington, Managing Editor The doors of the baocellor's office are being pened this semester to ~ tudentsevery Wednesday from :30 p.m. to 5:00 p.m., a appointment needed. ~he interim Chancellor .ohn Stockwell will ' rovide servic~s from his ffieedUring this time to anystudents who desires them. In this new "open- door"approach, Dr. Stockwellsays he hopes tohelp maintain a ~ealthyenvironment, h,ch he beheves is ess . enUalto the success of thestUdents. Students are :COuraged to drop in at b }'tUneduring these ourst di . 0 lSCUSS whatever ~tontheir minds. Dr. th oekwellhas informed bee~ger that this will wi ~ e student's time ,,~ their agenda. "nether th . probl ere IS a specific take these concerns. idea em, concern, or just an Although this period on pe -.,'ther institutional or Wednesdays will be prOVided rsonal th d I h "0 en Ch - e oors of the for students on y, t e p - ap aneellor's office will be Door" invitation extends to the ened wide. This University of Wisconsin- r--..---.._~~~~--::::;~~;WZ~RCE~LL5~~---- -RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 this year. Its implementation will depend on interest and funding," states Stockwell. "We do not have funding in our current operating budget to continue this operation out of security funds," states Chief David Ostrowski of Parkside's University Police. Ostrowski explains that the special Escort communication between student and upper administration, it is hoped, will fulfill the student's desire to discuss matters of importance to them. Often, in the past, students didn't know where to Nicholas W. Zatm, News Editor Sheila Kaplan, chancellor of the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, announced her resignation. effective Monday, Sept. 6. On that date.john Stockwell, vice chancellor and provost, will become chancellor. Howard Cohen, dean of the School of Liberal Arts, will become vice chancellor and provost. Kaplan was named president of Metropolitan State College of Denver May 17. She is replacing Thomas B. Brewer who, after five years as president, is retiring. Last December when the Board of Trustees at the Denver college started the search for a new president they decided that candidates should have experience as a senior administative executive, a commitment to diversity, an understanding of the special needs of urban education, and knowledge of Colorado higher education. She is the first woman president in the college's 21>- year history. Approximately 17,500 students are enrolled at the school and there are about 850 full and part time faculty and staff -. The school is 100% commuter. It offers four yea, degrees in Technical, Professional, and Liberal Arts. "It is with extremely mixed emotions that I have accepted this position," Kaplan said. "I have enjoyed beyond words my years at UW-Parkside. It is an excellent institution and I will Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 1, September 2, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-09-02 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System abortion chancellor sheila kaplan interim chancellor native americans resignation safewalk sexual assault women's center https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/b61e905101d0a8e860f4001666c44281.pdf f0d8bca13425550baf8088cf38d534a7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 10 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Improprieties In PSGA Election Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE ~university of wisconsin-parkside NEWS November 4, 1993 Vol 22 Issue 1 o Coffee Shoppe Renovations Sought IMPROPRIETIES IN PSGA ELECTION by Alan R. Cook Assistant News Editor Preliminary steps are under- ay to plan and implement ren- ovations to the Coffee Shoppe area in Lower Main Place, acoording to Mr. William R. Niebuhr, Director of the Parkside Union. "Our plane at Ibis time," he says, "are very · inary at this point ... We to work out proposals with the state in order to proceed with this project." If permission is granted by the UW System, a planning commit- tee oonsisting of staff and stu- dents will attempt to determine what members of the University community might like to see developed, through surveys and discussions. Other Universities will be examined and studied to determine what plans they haw· found most helpful. In June C' '. 1995, the current contract w: th Food Se .vices 4111Jif'd- JJ:,::v Ste\/e McLaughlin · ... vations will probably be under- taken then. This means that a target date of Christmas 1994 has been set for the completion of a contract which will be put out to bid. What will the renovations look like? "The tendency among Universities is to move toward a 'Food Court' kind of concept, similar to those found in many malls," Niebuhr reports . Whether this would involve national franchises or one of the college food contractors using local brand names is as yet com- pletely undetermined. "We are hopeful that the successful con- tractor will foot the bill for some of the development, similar to what happened with the book- store renovations just complet- ed," he says. Dr. Steve 1 icLaughlin , Dean of Students, reports that a com- mittee has already been formed to examine the changes in stu- dent organization space that will be a necessary part of such reno- vations . The committee, headed by Ms. Diana Sharpe, and including representatives of var- ious student organizations is in the very initial stages of plan- ning, having met once. The com- mittee's mandate is to study where organizations can find adequate space in Parkside's existing structure , at least on an interim basis, until a possible long-term addition to the Student Union is completed. McLaughlin reiterates much of cont on page 2 New Election Called by Chris Tishuk The results of the fall UW- Parkside student government election held October 20 and 21 have been ruled to be invalid and a new election will be held at a future date. In a formal complaint contest- ing the election, Terri Jacobson, student senator, outlined a few of the problems and impropri- eties concerning the election. According to Jacobson, Dave Towle, Senator and Chairman of the Election Committee, "Stuffed the ballot box." He has formally admitted to putting a ballot into the ballot box to "even out the voting." This action was wit- nessed by PSGA president Eric Bovee, who immediately made Towle rip up the ballot. Bovee said, "I was very upset with Senator Towle's actions." After the incident, Towle was allowed to sit at the ballot box under the constant watch of Bovee. According to Bovee, "After the incident, he was at the poll for 15 minutes to half an hour. But Dave was never there by himself and I sat with him the whole time. I wasn't going to leave him alone and I couldn't dismiss him because it was a matter for the Election Committee and he was the chair of that committee." Bovee waited until the follow- ing morning report this issue. When asked why he waited so long, he replied, "That was one mistake I made. I didn't notify anyone right away. But I did that because the issue needed to be brought up to the Election Committee and the entire com- mittee was not there when the votes were counted. But Dave never touched the ballots. All he did was write down write in can- didates and he was watched the whole time." Towle could not be reached for comment. But this was not the only problem with the election. As reported in Jacobson's com- plaint, one student was allowed to vote twice. And after further investigation of the results it was revealed that 308 votes were cast while only 304 voters were accounted for. Aleo, some of the ballots were put into the box without initials from a mem- ber of the election committee present at the polling place- a direct violation of an Election Committee resolution. Because of those proprieties it was decided on Monday, November 1, by the senate, to throw out all the results of the October election and to redo the election. Terri Greathouse Resigns Bruce Rocco, President Pro- Temp of PSGA, and unofficial winner of vice-presidential seat in that election, said, "The sen- Jeanne Sanchez News Writer October 29, 1993, was the last day for Terri Greathouse, the Minority Recruitment Manager, for Parkside. Two years ago Greathouse joined the staff of UW-Parkeide. She had moved away, but come back when her father devel- oped cancer. She needed a job, saw one in the newspa- per, and the job was ~o be a recruiter . She came m told her future boas, "I'm your new recruiter." She was hired immediately. She stated recently, "I felt it was an excellent opportunity to fulfill one of my career goals." Greathouse has fulfilled all the goals she created for her- self at the university. She hoped to achieve a remark- able increase in the number of students of color who attend this institution. Parkside has the second largest enrollment ratio of students of color in the UW System. She created pride in the institution with students at Parkside, and expanded the credibility of the university. She stated that she truly enjoyed her last two years at Parkside. "I still have great expectations for the future from some of the seeds I have planted. I firmly believe the best is yet to come. I am confident that my pro- tegee will implement the same commitment and enthu- siasm that has been demon- strated in the past," she said. "Terri had a lot of ideas that she could not get imple- mented but, that's what hap- pens with new growth, even- tually it out grows the soil,"said Anthony Brown, Director of CECA. Greathouse wanted commu- nity awareness and involve- ment with the students. She started a program calJed "Plant-A-Seed" for the stu- dents of color at Parkside and in the elementary schools. The program was for the stu- dents of both ages to spend quality time together after David Towle Eric BOV88 ate was very dignified and justi- fied to throw that election out. I think they did the right thing when they realized all the prob- lems with the election and I commend the Senate for taking a stand when a stand needed to be taken and in a very organized and timely manner. I think when the Senate Committee gets the repolling of the election orga- nized everything shall run smoothly." When Gary Blevons, student cont on page 2 school. She desired and proved able to provide a good rapport with companies and set up a program for students of color for internships, sum- mer and professional employ- ment. "In my short span of life- time, I can truly say that Parkside has been the most enjoyable experience thus far." She is leaving us to become Mrs. Stanley Jamee of Houston, Texas. Her future plane include traveling around the world, settling down, and having children. She is also continuing her education to become a Ph.D. Adioe Ms. Greathouse! It j I I I PSGA, eont from pg. 1 mittee in getting people to sit at the polls during the election . The Election Committee is currently people should really care about the election process and student organizations. Not just PSGA but all the other organization son campus. Just get senator, was asked how he feels about having to go through this election process again, he replied, "I hate to see this happen because we are supposed to be representing the stu- dents. And when problems like this arise, it is unfor- tunate, because that delays our purpose. As far as running again, that is sec- ondary to the true issue, and that is the quality of the Senate. I think it is difficult for us to regain our credibility when mem- bers of the Senate have demonstrated to be untrustworthy." ate. For two weeks he is not able to vote on any committee or in the senate . He is also not allowed rep- resent PSGA to any organi- zation. One student's reaction to the censure was the follow- ing. "I think he should have been thrown out of the senate. · If this had been done in a federal elec- tion, he wo~d have been thrown in a federal prison." Bovee will be writing a formal apology to the stu- dent body explaining why the election needs to be redone and his actions sur- rounding Towle. The letter will appear in a future issue of The Ranger News. involved." ~:ip!:i~:_tu- ~c- 0 -m---=-e-e----;S~h;--0-p_p_e_, _e_o_n--::t~fi-o- m-p-g.I ~to~ . • with the elec- what Niebuhr describes, empha- descnbes the Coffee Shop tion. sizing the tentative nature of the an area for "light food ee~; t. According process to date. "No decisions It was never designed to to Justin have been made ," he stresses. meals, as it does now. Iteller\>i Marcincus, "Whatever we do will involve expdanshion into servicing new 8 student sena- long-term thinking and plan- n~de ds es atl~ey:hbeen a "ban~ tor , volun- ning ." a1 e opera 1?n, e says. "It ~ teering and "It's always very exciting try- doeis _none of its own productio t 1 getting ing to think about these issues ," ... t Just wee not designed tod ~ involved is d "O h t h k d · rei: McLaughlin conclu es. ur use w a we ave,, as e 1t to do in C one way to d t of space , our needs an recen years. • 1 insure that resources are all interrelated ... In addition, Niebuhr talks - i something b h · ee\ like this can 't All of it takes careful planning." a out t e increased demand M happen again . Certain facts are clear, Niebuhr a proposed second phaeehou,· C "More people states. "The Coffee Shoppe , in project might entail. "We are I on campus its current configuration, is not looking et a possible increase~ 1 need to get really fitting our University's 200 to 400 students in housini For this next election Towle and Bovee have removed themselves from the Election committee. Bovee does not feel it is the president 's responsibility to serve on any senate committee and Towle has been censured by the sen- The election committee will be running the polls, again. And faculty repre- sentative to PSGA, Steve McLaughin, has offered his services to assist the com- involved with needs very well. It was never he says. "Our current facilitiei 0 the things designed to do what it is doing simply could not absorb this." I that concern now." Niebuhr points out that StQ them . More the original documentation p R I :'\ C I p I. E S o ( S () L' :'\ I) R E T I R E ,\ \ E :'\ T I :'\ \'E S T I :'\ G IF YOU THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS EXPENSIVE, TRY PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH RETIREMENT. T hink about supporting yourself for twenty-live, thirty years or longer in retirement. It might be the greatest financial test you'll ever face . Fortunately, you have one valuable asset in your favor. Time. Time to take advantage of tax-deferral. Time for y~ur money to grow. But starting early is key. Consider this: if you begin saving just $100 a month at age thirty, you can accumulate $172,109* by the time you reach age sixty-live. Wait ten years and you'd need to set aside $219 a month to reach the same goal. At TIAA-CREF, we not only under- stand the value of starting early, we can help make it possible-with flexible retirement and tax-deferred annuity plans, a diverse portfolio of investment choices, and a record of personal service that spans 75 years. Over a million people in education and research are already enrolled in America's largest retirement system. Find out how easy it is to join them. Call today and learn how simple it is to put yourself through retirement when you have time and TIAA-CREF on your side. St11rt plRnnine your future. Cllll our Enrollment Hutline 1800842-2888. 75 years of ensuring the future for those who shape it:" *1l . w111t111,J "" i,1/,•n· . ,1 1·,11,· ,if I.(}()'¾, ,.,.,.,lil,•,I /11 Tftl,I Hdir,-mml 1 ln1tuitiu . Tbi.1 rail',: , 11. , ,.,l,r,,f,,/.v /,1 .rh,,,,., ,b,. l"'v.'r"r mttll'(/e<I ,,{ ,.,,,,,l"'""'lti~q. /,0Mvr,1r bigbrr mlu ""'"Id 1ir111l11n· 1•o·v ,M)~rml r,·. ,11/J . ,. ( 'f(/ ~ 'f' n· rh/intlo art' ,J,:,1,-,hulr',I /, _y T/ , 1,1-CRHF /mJ;,,i , )11,,/ mul f11.1litult~11w/ Stn•il'a. m th ' n exp fyh uni you ~& ab ail Yo so, pro det aco in Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 10, November 4, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-11-04 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System coffee shoppe renovations new election nobel prize radio station sexual assault skydiving https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/b6d5a6ccdac7c158605bc5ca9d84d2c3.pdf 081c2899d24b96debc1a85db9ae64cda Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Enviromental Studies Minor Created Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE An Environmental Studies Minor hasbeen developed by the University of Wisconsin-Parkside facultySenate. Consisting almost entirely of courses already offered, it will be In place spring, 1994. The Environmental Studies Minor is meant to help (OCUS the studies o(students who have a strong interestin environmental issues but Ia'i!' the opportunity on our cam- pus to major in this inter-discipli- naiyarea. A rteW course added (or the sake of thisminor is a one-credit; 400 I levelEnvironmental Issues Seminar wl}ich members of the faculty corn- mft!eefor this minor will offer col- oetlvely (wIth 4·faculty members committed to·it each year). The Environmental Studies Minor will be located within the School ,(Science and Technology and will receive funds from both that Schooland the School of Liberal Ms. Thisminor will sponsor talks .nc! have a bulletin board. The university of wisconsin-parkside minor will be supervised by the Environmental Studies Faculty Committee. The directorship will rolale among the faculty on the Committee. Current members of that Committee are: J. Balsano, F. Egerton, G. Fowler, R. Gundersen, P. James, D. Kaufman, G. Mayer, C. Saffiotl-Hughes, A. Statham, C. Tebben, S. Thomson, and R. Walasek. The environmental studies minor consists of a minlmun of 19 credits which must be taken from the fol- lowing courses: Environmental Issues seminar (I cr.) is required of all students; 15 of the other credits must be taken outside one's major field except for a possible 3 credit directed study or internship, which mayor may not be taken within the major. A minimum of 6 credits must be taken in science courses and a minimum of 6 credits in lib- eral arts courses. I ·$tudent Charged With Sexual Assault NEWS J December 9,1993 Vol 22 Issue 14 -rEn-Vl... ·"':":~--:n-=m-:-e-n-=t-a';--'p=-U~B~LI~S~H-E-R-'S..:.:W=:.:O.:.::E:.::.:.:=.:..... Studies Minor created , j by G. Helgeson !vi alleged sexual assault, which '"'.Ited In the arrest of a UW- I P.rlcside studen~ is reported to haveoccurred In residence halls SOmetime after 1:00 am on November 24. ~nlverslty Police investigated the ~ciden~ which resulted in the arrestof 18 year old Pharoah A. Weaver of Milwaukee. The victim, • ~~~an 18 year old UW-Parkside "'!!"'"~ was treated and released atift-Catherine's Hospital in Kenosha. The Kenosha County District 1oI1omey's office has Issued one COUntof second degree sexual a~ault against Weaver. Weaver is • ~lng held in the Kenosha County IIunder a $10.000 cash bond. Alegal deflnitlon of second degreO sexual assault Includes: sex- t ~allntercourse without consent Ie rough the use or threat of vlo- nee, Orintercourse or sexual con- ~~ Without consent which causes , "'IJury, Including illness disease or 1m • " dlJ~lrment of a sexual or repro- cbve organ, or mental anguish requiring psychiatric care, or inter- course or sexual contact with a " person known by the perpetrator to be unconscious or mentally ill or mentally deficient A person can be imprisoned not more than ten years and/or fined not more than $10,000 for commit- ting second degree sexual assault Weaver's appearance on December 3 in Kenosha County Court resulted in a preliminary hearing scheduled for December 10. In addition to criminal proceed- ings, Weaver faces possible UW- Parks ide disciplinary actions, in accordance with uws chapter 17, which provides for University pro- cedures. As a result of the investigation, a forum was held' on December 3 to bring together administrative, facul- ty, staff and student members of the Parkside community to discuss their reactions to the incident. At the forum, speakers emphasized the seriousness of the charges and the need for students to refrain from allowing this incident to cre- ate division among friends. Alan R. Cook Assistant News Editor A lengthy period of confusion has ended in a settlement that is apparently agreeabie to all parties involved, as Mr. William R. Niebuhr, Director of the Union, announces that the Campus Bookstore will pay T'WANDA Books a disputed shipping charge accrued in the delivery of ordered textbooks. "We're just going to go ahead and pay with instructions to the publisher to check with us about shipping procedures in the future,'" states Niehbur. "'It's a done deal ... There was some prin- ciple involved, but at this point it's just not worth the effort to pursue it any farther," The story begins with Dr. Geoffrey Skoll, an adjunct faculty member from Milwaukee, teaching in UW-Parkside's Communication Department, in early fall, Skoll ordered an additional text for a course ~ is teaching: Wild Justice, by Ruth Sprague, a book available only through rWANDA Books, an obscure publishing firm in New Mexico. He instructed Follet Bookstore that there was -no real hurry for the bock," since it could be fit in anytime during the term. According to Skoll, some weeks went by before foffet informed him that they were unable to locate the publisher, since they were not list- ed in their book of known publish- er>. Skoll supplied them with the information they needed and an order was placed. The original purchase order states that the books were needed by September 27 and that back orders should be cancelled after October 4. It further stipulated that the texts should be shipped "via UPS: rWAN DA 800ks decided that in order to honor that date, they wouid need to ship the books via UPS second day air, which resulted in a shipping charge of $31.50~ "The charge for second air shipping was some ten times the usual UPS shipping charge: states Ms. Nancy Schroeder, manager of Pollet, "From a business point of view, it doesn't make sense to pay some $30 on shipping for a $60 order." Schroeder further claims that "actually it would have been here by our cancel date had they shipped it in a regular manner." Schroeder states that the bookstore received the shipment on September 27, so there was no real reason for them to have shipped via second-day mail. "'Why they elected to send them the most expensive way possible, I don't know. We did not ask them to do that," she explains. 'Most publish- ers will call and as]; fOU if there is any big question ::.1hey did not do business the way Ne wanted, so we took the steps we did." The seep that Sc~r took was to refuse payment on the shipping charge. rWANDA Books wrote an October 21 ietter to Folie!, explaining their reasons for ship. ping the way they did, requesting prompt payment of the original shipping charges. A copy of that letter was sent to Skoll. "'What took place here is very unusual," says Schroeder. "Normally, a pub- lisher would not go to a professor," Skoll responded with a letter to the bookstore, explaining his perspec- tive on the matter. "'I urge you to honor reasonable business prac- tices and pay the shipping fee which was incurred through actions of bookstore personnel, not the publisher," he corlcluded. "I'm very puzzled by his letter," Schroeder stales. "He should have discussed it with me first" A second letter was sent by rWANDA to Folfet on November 16, with a copy to Dr. William Streeter, Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs. Streeter forwarded the letter to Dr. G. Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs. Grace passed the leuer on to Niebuhr and the decision was made to pay. "This iJ the price of doing business," comments Grace. "'Sometimes mistakes are made." Skoll comments 011 the situation, • , .' saying, "1 am still convinced that if the bookstore would have done things in a normal, routine way, there would have been no problem here." He states that "ln a public state university, especia lIy at a place like Pancside, In a situation such that the bookstore has a cap- tive market, they should be particu- larly open to public investigation because of their connection to state tax dollars. In such a situation, they should be particularly respon- sive to public scrutiny." He con- cludes by observing that, according to rWANDA, such problems are quite common for small publishers. It is apparently part and parcel of small publishers' woe. -It's hard to point any finger of blame, here," states Grace. "Everyone was operating with the best intent in mind." Niebuhr is quick to emphasize that this inci- dent represents an isolated event. "Problems with the bookstore are at an all time low ... I have nothing but high praise for its current man- agement." Schroeder stales that. "V'Je've enjoyed incredible support from faculty, administration and program support personnel. We usua.lIy run a very smooth opera- tion with very few complaints. We have had very little problem over the years ... With such little prob- lems, it must be working." She encourages faculty input and sup- porl "We invite faculty to be an active part of the process, here ..• This is not an adversarial situa- tion: PSCiA Meeting Friday Soaps, Hello, Dec. 3, 1993 Goodbye: Dr. by: Tracy Sorrentino At their weekly meeting on Friday December 3, the Parkside Student Government Association confirmed the fall election results and added Senators Dana larsen and Deborah CUller. Once again, the fall election results came under scrutiny as the results were never officially posted, thereby creating a question with their legitimacy. The results were confirmed by a unanimous vote of thepresent senators. The new and returning senators were sworn in. Also sworn in was Bruce Rocco as Vice-President. In his acceptance speech, Roccocommended the efforts of Deborah Cutler as interim vlce-Presldent during a di(ficult. time for PSGA. With the election of Bruce Rocco as Vice-President, his former position of President Pro-Tempore was left open. Nominated to fill this position were Senators Justin Marcinkus and JeffWoosley. In brief speeches outlining their motives for seeking this position, Woosley stated that he would like to get PSGA, "back on the road again," Marcinkus stated that he would like to continue the efforts and flll the shoes of previous President Pro Tempore Bruce Rocco and that being President Pro-Tern sounded "neat," he then ceded the rest of his speech time to Bruce Rocco's shoes. Woosley was elected and sworn in lmrnedl- ately thereafter. Followlng the resignations of Senators David Towle and Eshan Ali two senate seats became avail- able. I~ PSGA resolution 10-93, sponsored by Senator Gary Blevins, Deborah Cutler and Dana Larsen were elected to fill these seats. Amid confusion concerning the rules of reconsideration, the motion was passed with a roll-call vote with B senators voting yes, 3 voting no, and 1 abstention. Larsen, a freshman, will undertake an internship project assigned to her by President Pro-Tempore Woosley. Larsen will also be pro- ducing a pamphlet on Parliamentary Procedure. Both Larsen and Cutler were sworn in immediately. Other business involved open· ings on the Student Fee Allocation (SUFAC) Committee. Senators Teri Jacobsen, jime Nicholsen and Kevin Williams were reappointed to their 'seats. Senator Stephen Zieman was nominated to fill the seat left open by the resignation of David Towle. His appointment was approved unanimously. The SuFac Committee will continue to be chaired by Senator Vince Boerner. Kluka BidsFarewell "Gabe is the funniest, wittiest, most compassionate person I know. He knows how to work and he knows how to laugh," said Assistant News Editor Alan Cook. On Friday, December 10, Gabe Kluka will officially retire as Senior Columnist of Ranger News. Kluka, graduating this fall with a Bachelors of Science Degree in Applied Mathematics, will depart from Parkside to continue his pro- fessional career at lhe Outokumtu Copper Corporation. "Gabe will not only be missed from the staff, but from lhe entire Parkside community,&' said Editor- In-Chlef Steven Moore. Kluka is commonly known for his weekly column entitled "Gabe's Gab. " His column ran for over four years with the Ranger. In addition to his oolumn, Kluka served in several positions includ· ing Assistant Layout Editor, News Editor, Feature Editor, Sp'orts Editor, Copy Editor, and he was voted three consecutive years on the Executive Editorial Committee. Kluka was inspired to write as a sludent at Tremper High when he sent Letters to the Editor under the pseudo name of Fred Evans. He was good friends with the Editor, Steve Stevens, who thought that his letters were oUlrageously funny. "They were just stupid letters that made people laugh," Kluka said. After high school, Kluka began attending Parkside and became friends with Ste've DeAngelis, who was the Editor of Ranger News.' DeAngelis read some of his letters and asked if he would like to write a column. Kluka agreed, but he had problems thinking of a name for his column. At first he thought of calling it "Mr. Stupid Visits Parkside: but DeAngelis thought of the title "Gabe's Gab." "l'm going to miss writing alol-J'II miss making people laugh at my columns," said Kluka. "\'11 also miss the Ranger Office because it was my home," he said. "I'll miss people saying that they I enjoyed my column. It really makes me feel good and its nice to know that people are reading it." Kluka stated that he wrote columns to make people laugh at the stupidity of life. &'1also want· ed to write columns to make you think and to make you see life in a different perspective." According to Kluka, people sometimes com· plain about the wrong things. He mentioned a preacher from Georgia who was complaining about McDonald's seliing the movie Wayne's World. The preacher filed an official complaint to the headquarters of McDonald's, saying that the movie was filled with immoral valueS. "'You got a preacher complaining about Wayne's World when we have children in Chicago being shot to death. Where are people's priori. ties? People look at things which have no impact. They try to change'the little things in life." Kluka's favorite column is a toss up betWeen "'Outrageous Burger Comboifrom Food Service" and "'Parkside's Parking Game." Kluka wrote "'Outrageous Burger Combo" after spending $34.90 on ten outr'ageous burgers. He won the contest the prize was a free T- shirt. He also got his picture in the paper with the Director of Foods Services Jeff Wade. they deem them to be more inlel. leclual. Itwas noted that Brazili,n soaps take on a PBS programming style. Following the lecture were ques. ij lions and discussion from the audio IjJ ence. ApproXimately 10 people ,I attended the event, which was held in room 939 of CUrlin Hall at UW. til M. l6pez then spoke with the '" Ranger in his Milwaukee campus f!I' office. '" Responding to why he look 1"",~ leave from Parkside this year, he II told of his grant awarded to him from the UW System I f Administration Fellowship in the 11'l Humanities at the 20th Century 11< Studies department of UW-M. In Piq his application for the grant he pro- .. posed a project which would ,~ "research ...the garment industry's ¢\' political neutralization of Western lW urban countercultural aesthetics ...research on fashion billboards aimed primarily.at the post-baby boomer generation's I 'ravers' or 'grunges' in order to explore how countercultural...sym. 1 bois such as..•oversized gar· ments ...and ripped jeans are trans- ferred to the mainstream youth cui. ture ...how the iconography of the \ counter-culture becomes as pre- scrlptlve as the mainstream culture, from which the 'rebels' try to . escape." I As to why he will not be return- ing to Parkslde, L6pez will be say· ing 'hello' to City University of New York where he will be a pro- fessor in their media studies depart menL He begins his position there next Fall. He will also be able to teach graduate courses at Queens College in New York and occasionally in Puerto Rico. L6pe j Z . said he "ccnsfdered it a privilege work in one of the best communi. an cation departments in the country. Ie. The department's commitment Pn helped me tremendously. I'm Hi going to miss my students and Iac- ~ ulty and the region. Ireally liked i m, amund here." iii Numerous students expressed to WI the Ranger that they will miss him a Those that would like to attend • another lecture by l6pez can look. • forward to his presentation in April CII at UW-M. The date will be prin ~ in an upcoming issue of the paper. : ------------------1 a • by Marquita Hynes News/Feature Writer With a ninth floor view of lake Michigan and an audience of stu- dents and soap opera viewers, Prof. L6pez-Pumajero conducted a lee- ture entitled, "The US. Soap Opera and Latin America." A flyer pro- moting the event listed L6pez as a professor of commun icatlon from uw.parksfde and a visiting Fellow in the Center for 20th Century Studies at UW·Mjlwauk~where the lecture was held on Dec 2 at noon. The first part of his presentation dealt with the relationship between Latin American telenovela and the American model (of soap opera). The second part dealt with his pro- -pcsal that "the most determinant factor in the content of soap opera is not the technical ability, but the stereotype that particular industries have of their primary target audi- ence." He discussed the origins of soap operas and relayed that 19th century American domestic novels were the most influential factor on the soap opera model. Also influ- ential were women's magazines. Worldwide popularity of soap operas stems from an interest in sentimental concerns or in other words-gossip, expressed LOpez. He emphasized, "'Gossip seems to hold universal appeal because it creates a sense of community and is important for social malnte- nance." He continued, that eco- nomically soap operas are winners. U.S. companies exported soap operas to Latin America for the same reasons they were created here-money and advertising, he said. Called "telenovelas," Latin American soap operas differ in that they are generally short in duration (about 15 weeks), ~pict social class conflicts, popularize rags to riches stories, and reflect spiritual values. Due to the lack of a strong movie iiiilustry, 1h<IT~lenovela takes on a sort of Hollywood aura, according to l6pez. Briefly discussing Brazil, the pro- fessor relayed that Brazil has the fourth most powerful television industry in the world. He said that Europeans prefer Brazilian soap operas over U.S. soaps because a Lopez 0 Book Discussion on IISchind'er's Ust" i ~ I I~ Hayward commented that the ~ book "Ieaves it up to the reader to form an opinion of Schindler as a 1'_ person. Although the book was , loose about chronology, Keneally ~ picked out the details that were ~ necessary." I According to Martin, the movie , Schindler's list, by Steyen I Spielberg, will be at theaters I Dec.1S. Itwill be presented in I black and white at Keneally's I request. Keneally wanlS it to look like the Holocaust. A hand held camera will also be used to portray! a sense of chaos. ~ Martin hopes to continue book ~ circles to discuss what books ~ should or should not be made ~ into mov,ie. • ---,-_--======================= ,.--_---:::-:-:1 Alison Wells News Writer In a book discussion, presented by the "Friend's of the UniversityWisconsin·Parkside" and heid Dec. 1 at 7:00 p.m. in the WLLC overlook lounge, Oliver Hayward, professor of history, Peter Marlin, professor of English, and Bruce Johnson of the library spoke on the book Schindler's List by Thomas Keneally. The book begins in 1938 at the start of the Second World War. Oscar Schindler is the main char- acter who hires Jews to work for his company. Schindler's main priority is to save Jews fmm lhe Germans. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 14, December 9, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-12-09 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System child care health care clinic national basketball association parkside student government association (PSGA) radio station residence halls sexual assault student charged https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/5200a55938ef75695175deb42f1bfaac.pdf 51e4f4789be36a23f5cff7408973b521 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Takes Steps Against Sexual Assaults Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document I' l Int.rim (h11K.llor, John Stotkwell Ph, Ed Building Expansion Plans by MarquitaHynes NewsWriter Afieldhouse, a dance studio, and an aerobic fitness center, among other facilities, are in the planningstages for the expansion of the physicai education build- ingat UW-Parkside. Constructionof the building additionand remodeling of the eXisting building may begin in early1996, according to AssistantChancellor for Administrationand Fiscal Affairs WilliamStreeter. ' Ina copy of the project sum- mary, the general goals read as follows: "to provide needed ~ces for instruction, intercolle- gl~te sports, intramurals, recre- a~on,and special events." Fifteennew spaces and five remodeledspaces are listed on , the MUniversityof Wisconsin ~ 1995-97 Biennium Major ject Request," which Streeter . ntIy made available for view- 'ng to the Ranger. A draft of the proposalshows an estimated cost ~!he project to be $9,358,000. Allbut 15% of this money wouldcome from state govern- ","ntthrough their state building program. The 15% we're requtred to raise locally. By locally,that can mean students, fund raising, through the founda- tiOll-it can mean alumni, it can meangrants. Those areas will be requestedto come up with the 15%,"explained Streeter. When askedif tuition would increase due.to the project, Streeter the '"Phed,"I think irs more along hnes of the 5UFAC I (SegregatedUniversity Fee AllocationCommittee) fee." Streeter continued by saying , thatthe physical education build- I 'ng was originally planned to be twice the size of the existing facility; however budget con- straints forced the down-sizing in 1972. "With the expansion we would truly have a multi-purpose building," he relayed. The multi-purpose building could attract sanctioned track meets, concerts, summer athletic camps, and various other events, according to Steve Stephens, chair of the physical education department. "I want Parkside students to be supportive of this project. A few students look at it as not their concern because they don't work-out, etc., but they don't have to be athletes to gain from this project," said Stephens. He suggested the possibility of conventions, seminars, and exhibits that students could take part in and benefit from. Regarding remodeling plans, Stephens agreed with Streeter in that the present facility "needs a facelift." One of the planned spaces, a combantants room, would help to eliminate the con- flict between "200 plus students in karate sharing space with other programs," he explained. lf the construction does begin in 1996, completion is slated for the following year. At press time, William Streeter was meet- ing with Fischer-Fischer-Theis, Inc., the architectural, engineer- ing, and planning firm that has been working thus far on the pro- ject. The company is from Waukesha, WI. Following stories on the expansion will be covered in upcoming issues of the Ranger. Parkside Takes Steps Against Sexual Assaults by Erica L. Sanchez News Editor This is the first installment of a two-part article on sexual assault and its effects on the UW- Parkside campus. Partone focus- es on adminIstrative opinions and campus-wide improvement, and part two will focus on self-protec- tion and prevention tips. In the past year, UW-Parkside has been faced with an urgent and challenging dilemma: how to stop the recent problematic appraisals of violent sexual crimes on campus grounds. Defying adequate police surveil- lance and creative safe-walk pro- grams, a total of five sexual assaults were reported to University Police, of which three involved an offenderls) that accosted women on the campus area. However, because of the recent surge in sexual crime, sev- eral programs and discussions have been raised and created to help better understand the prob- lem of sexual assault and to put an end to the violence that is ter- rorizing this university. As a result of the frequent sex- ual assaults, a "night walk" was conducted to discover steps that could be taken to ensure the safety of the Parkside campus. This activity resulted in many suggestions that wou Id help pre- vent sexual crimes, such as: a) the addition of exterior lighting on dark campus walkways, b) trimmed or eliminated foliage which might provide convenient hiding places for assailants, and c) added emergency call boxes to university parking lots which give callers instant communication with a university police dispatch- er. It has, however, been said that the awareness that follows-a. sexual invasion is often transient and unfortunately 'short-lived.' Aithough that may be the case on other campuses, it is evidently not so at Parkside. Dr. John C. Stockwell, Parkside's Interim Chancellor, said in a recent interview that "the assaults have been unfortu- nate, but there are two things that we must do. First, we are going ihirllOOllkl\ (mtlri to work on doubling the lighting on the campus grounds. The UW-System will be funding the improvements, and we can be confidant that it will begin in the summer of 1994. Also, U he added, "we must educate each other, and in order to better serve the needs of the campus, I have appointed a Task Force made of staff and students that is chaired by Dr. Francis Kavenik. This cont. on pg. 2 Black History Month Committee Releases New Information February is Black History Month. Each year, Parkside's Black History Month Committee plans events to be enjoyed, rec- ognized and celebrated by all students. This year's committee chair for Black History Month is Rochelle Boyd. The committee also includes the co-chair, Yolanda Jackson and the assis- stant co-chair, Daniella Bigham. The advisor to Black History Month is Karla Farrell. This year's theme is Black History - A Celebration for All Seasons. In order to fulfill this theme, the Black History Month Committee has not oniy planned events during February, but has made the celebration all year around by providing an event each month that recognizes Black History. Upon our return from vacation, the annually scheduled Martin Luther King Commemorative was eliminated by the school. Although this has occurred, the university has not forgotten or put aside his commemorative, but has integrated it into the celebra- tion of Black History Month. Please make a note of the follow- ing updated changes. The Martin Luther King Commemorative has been moved to February 16 in Main Place. The celebration will begin with a replica of one of the many marches he has participated in. The march will begin at 11:45 a.m. in the Union and will pro- ceed to march down to Main Place where the program will begin. Along with the com- memorative, there will also be a ethnic food fair, and a variety of African-American vendors. Black History Month is set and ready to go. Calendars of events are available at the information desk or CECA (WLLCD-182). Here also are a few changes added to Parkside's Black History Month calendar: The Essence Woman and Ebony Man Contest is moved from Friday, Feb. 4 to Friday, February 25, 1994 , 7 p.m. to 12 a.rn. Union Cinema. The Ribbon in the Sky Ball is moved from Friday, February 25 to Saturday, February 19, 1994 from 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. Admission: $5.00 single, and $8.00 couple. Proper attire required. (No hats, no gym shoes) Price includes refresh- ments. Union Bazaar Prof. Mwachofi will be speak- ing on the topic of Race Matter on February 15, 1994 at 12:30 p.m. MOLN 113 UW-Parkside welcomes back Ms. Greathouse, and her out- standing plates of food. Delicious ribs, chicken wings, and black-eyed peas are only a few of the meals that she will bring to our university for just $3.00. Wednesday, February 16, Noon African-American Food Fair. Newswriters: Reynaldo Belmares and Rochelle Boyd Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 16, February 3, 1994 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1994-02-03 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System black history month computer age dorm expansion phy ed building expansion safe sex sexual assault