1 10 2 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/4c46c7a4109b60b79e25c5d6ba2480b6.pdf 9a6fb63b8c70535756ccc8d31d1f09a5 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 31, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Student Charged in break-in Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE A~NGEA April 12, 2001 INSIOE Page3 Allan awareness arrives al Parkside in April Fmnt Page continued Page4 Mia's Horoscopes Pages Liquid Crack: Running with the Bull Page 7 Suggested drink list for Nlimng end-of-semester stress Page8 New Parkside club N<Ognizes community importance Page 12 This too shall poss Page 13 Sports Editor of the Week: Sarah Olsen University of Wisconsin-Parkside Parkside student charged in break-in Zach Robertson Sports Page Editor University of WisconsinParkside student Clarence M. Easterling was charged last Friday witfi beating a custodian and robbery. According to the Kenosha News Easterling, 22, was arrested for allegedly stealing pizzas from a gas station in Ifie early morning hours of April 4. While Easterlin15 was m jail police found evidence linkin!,l him to the attack of the custodian. Easterling is accused of wearing a mask like the one in the movie "Scream'" du.ring the attack on the custodian and allegedly trying to break into an Automated Teller Machine in the Student Union. If convicted Easterling could face up to 77 years in prison and $60,000 in fines. Dean of Students Steve McLaughlin said that there is going to be a student discipli- nary hearing al the University when the police reports are fin- ished. Easterling could face sus- pension or expulsion. A suspen- sion would mean that he would not be admitted into the Univ_ersity for 2 years. An expul- s10n would be for an indefirute amount of lime. The student would have to appeal in order to return to the University. According to the Kenosha News, campus police found the ATM broken into on the morn- ing of April 2. The custodian was found shortly alter in a restroom with his feet bound and arms tied behind his back with black plastic straps. The custodian told police that he was cleaning when two people wearing "Scream• maslcs entered and put a gun to his head. The two men ordered him to get on the floor and told him that if he wasn't quiet, they would kill him. An officer received an anonymous tip that Easterling might have been involved. A roommate showed the police a bag that Easterling had given him. The officers found a "Screrun" mask and black plastic tics. The custodian, who has asked to remain anonymous, was taken to a nearby hospital, where he received stitches in his ear and was released. Although the food service workers were shook up by the incident, they have remained calm throughout the investigaA mHk almilar to this one was wom during the April 4th break-in at Parllaide. tion. "lhe workers were obvi• ously concemed," said Paul Ehlers Director of Dining Services. "Many of our employees have worked for us for qwte a few years, and these thinl;jS just don't happen at Parkside. According to Ehlers the campus police have been escorting worl<ers into the building. Talking Color retreat rewarding experience Sanchez added that he enjoyed, "being free to talk openly about what we didn't understand." Sandy Struebing, a non-tradi- tional student commented, "I liked the fact that l got to know my classmates on a more personal level." issues. However, the retreat gave me that opportunity. I feel ihat there should be more opportunities for discussion am~ classmates about these issues said Liz Jordan, a UW-P sophomore. ____ Ju_lie Thompson __ During the Ja,,i weekend in March, several UW-P students and faculty members converged al Riverbend Nature Center to discuss issues related to race, and lo hopefully learn more about their fellow UW-P students. The second annual Talking OJ/or Retreat was orgaru7.ed by Eng- lish Department Senior Lecturer, Chris Christie and UW-P seruor and PSGA Ptesident, Joseph Rucker with help from Christie's Ethnic Studies 290/490 students. Although some retreat attendees arrived with feelings of anxiety about being filmed while others arrived with questions about race., Chris Christie's biggest concern was that the group would be too timid to dlscuss such powerful issues. But when all was said and done, the overall reaction to the weekend's events was positive. 'The retreat was a welcome forum to interact with people of other ethnic h,,ckgrounds said UW-P senior, Ray Sanchez. "I learned a lot. We each had a totally different outlook. I learned that people of different racial grour,s often misinterpret each other· said UW-P freshman, Prisilla Canada. "As a commuter I don't often get the chance to talk to my classmates about social issues and other important . Frida{ night's a~a. consisted o eacli participant introducing him or herselI, followed by a getting-to-kr!Ow-you exer- ose, led by Curtis Bickham from the Advising Center. Afterwards, everyone enjoyed making their own piu.as and Contlnu«I on ,,,,,. 3 April 12, 2001 Page2 Aprlf 10 April 19 • Friends of the Library presents: "Political Construction of Asian American Identity" w/author Leny Mendoza Strobel, 7 p.m., Owrlou._ Loung~ (5E!C• ond floor of UW-Parkside Library), free April 11 • Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Percussion Ensemble, Communication Arts D118, free • lnfoBrcaks: Introduction to Netscape email (Tom Peischl), free, 2 to 2:45 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie O!50D Aprll 12 • lnfo8reaks: CBT (Smartforce Computer Based Training) w /Pat Eaton, free, 2:15 to 3 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D April 12-15 • Foreigr, Film: "Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl," China, subtitled, film shown: Thur./ fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater; admission by season pass. April 17 • lnfoBreaks: Remote Access w /Sandy Ouveneck. free, 9:45 to 10:30 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150O April 18 • Noon Concert Student Recital, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • lnfoBreaks: Web of Science w /Cindy Bryan, free, 2 to 2:45 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D Co--Edltors-in.Chitf Reporters Cartoonists • lnfoBreaks: Introduction to Scannin_g Graphics w /Don Lintner; free, 2:15 to 3 p.m., Ir,structional Tech Center, wyllie D150O Apr/120 • Noon Concert Brass Ensemble, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • Second Annual Conference on Teaching & Leaming, 3 to 8 p.m., location to be announced. • Special event: New Student Orientation Day for fall 2001, open to campus and community April 20-21 • Plays at Parkside: "Lysistrata 2411 A.O." Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets: $10 adults; S7 students/seniors; group rates available. Call Diane Smith at (262) 595-2564. April 21 • Special event: RangerFest 2001, campus-wide program, all UW-Parkside organizations will participate w /interactive booths, 10 a.m. lo 2 p.m., liee. Sports and Activity Center Hours: Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Friday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday: noon to 6 p.m. Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m. Monday through Wednesday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovation. Brenda Dunham T~nePayttm James Berry S.rah Olsen na Coady DavidGehmg GinaCiardo Sheree Homer Copy Editor Mel;s,a Stepru,,,son l'hol~hy Dlttcton Melissa 51<,phenson Zach Rob<,rtson e/frey Alley BcnSdunwll Kory Holm DanFral<e Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop ~ RiayeemRaslud Des1:i and Ulyout M~nagtr dela Lazano BusinetS Manager and participate as the meetings are open to • I eter Jason Forchette MiJan.ka Sulejic Dan White those at Parkside. '<I'. Opinion Page Co-Edito,. $~~tor Ad...tiemg Manager Wy/1/e D-139C • Chri,,tule Agaiby TyronePa~ .,.. phone: (262) 595-2287 MeUssaSttp SJ>0115c!fv fax: (262) 595-2295 Ranger Advi,or Dena y Dave Buchanan April 12, 2001 Page3 Asian awareness arrives at Parkside in April TYfOM A Payton Opinion Page Co-Editor Tie Parkside Asian Organization (PAO) represents a mall fraction of Parkside's student population, but they have big plans for the Uni• versity ana the rest of the month. Its members have been planning the whole year to get the chance to sponsor their club and their Asian ethnicity this April, which is Asian Awareness month here at Parkside. Most of the planned events are still left for the end of this month, but students may have already caught a glimpse of Asian culture when a vendor shop was set up in Upper Main Place from Tuesday, April 3 to Thursday, April 5. The vendor shop was decorated with numerous items including cell phone cases, eyeglass pouches, pillow cases, bool< bags, colorful stuffed snake, turtle, and lizanl ornaments, and numerous other sacks, satchels, packs, and pUr'..CS. For those three days, PAO representatives manned the vendor booth, as they sold over $500 in native goods that were manufactured m Thailand by Laotian workers, acco~ to PAO president Ymg Vang. t;'.ach of these products were 1,cautifully adorned as many of the pouches and bags were garnished with "pansdaos, an Asian form of embroidery," said Pakou Vang, one of Parkside's new student senators in the Parkside Student Government Association. On Wednesday, the booth operators gave a surprise as many dressed up in Hmong clothes. Pakou said these clothes "basically consist of a shirt, a _blouse, some jewelry, and_ c~m bags of Laotian design. The vendor shop is just the beginning of more upconung events. On Thursday, April 19th, an Asian comedy troop called Stir Talking Color continued munching on homemade brownies and cookies. Bickham came equipped with plastic cups and multi-colored oeads. Each f>articipant was asked to place the appropriate colored bead into a plastic cup depending on the partic• 1pant's answer. For example, if the participant's physician is white, he or she placed a white bead in their cup. If the partici· pant's physician is Asian, he or she placed a tan bead in their cup. At the end of the exercise, all participants examined their beads to determine if the participant Includes pwple of d iver.;¢ l>~unds into their lives. The Theatre of Empower• ment, led by Communication Department Professor, Jonathan Shailor, ended the evening with students re-enacting events from their past that involved racial discrimination. It was a painful, eye-opening experi• encc for most. -When we were forced to act out, or see someone else act out the 1'31'1 of a bigot, although it was hard to do and see, it was necessary so we could see issues from the black view• point" Struebing stated. Rucker added, "Jonathan Shailor was very inspiring, and (he) create<! an unusually relaxed atm06phere given the fact that we were dealing with Friday Night will be doing a one hour performance in the Union Cinema starting at 1:00 p.m. courtesy of Claudia Mosley of the Office of MultiCultural Affairs. Their main purpose of their comedy is to use humor to address Asian stereotypes," said M06ley. some senously strong topic,,," Sanchez's favorite activity •·was when we were all instruct~ ed to strike a pose that defined how we felt about something. The rest of us would try to determine what the subject was trying to convey, which helped give us an insight we dian't fiave, but it also gave us, as su~ jects, an insight into how others perceived us." Unfortunately, although Rucker and Christie made numerous attempts to attract students, the number of partici• pants was low. "I was let down and so was Chris Christie. This type of retreat is critical. It opens up a whole new avenue ol Jeamm17, and is a powedul ex~riencc,' stated Rucker. Also, Friday, April 20th, the PAO will be sponsoring a dance in the Union Square from 9:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. On Monday, April 23rd, there will al.so be a social located in the Den from 12:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m., but the month isn't done yet An Asian ethnic dancer, SeulGhcz'.:s reaction to the low turnout was similar, '1he group was small, and some of us were less represented than others as far as numbers went, but the messages were clear, and we proved that the silence could be broken. I'd really like to see this kind of retreat become more well established, a venue that allows barriers to be crossed even briefly." Yet, despite low turnout, Christie wasn' t deterred as she carried out a final exercise. She instructed participants to divide according to race and then to prepare a list of questions that each wanted to ask the other race, an exercise she called, "fishbowl". While some quc."Stions were clightly arous~ ing, most were thought provokPeggy Myo-Young Choy, is scheduled to enlighten a crowd in the Union Square on April 26th. This event will begin at 1:00 p.m. and is sponsored b{. the Office of Stt1dent Multi-Cu • tural Affairs, respectfully from Carmen Ireland. The PAO has big plans for this month, but these events aren't the only bright thing about this club. Pakou is not the only PAO member in tl>P !'!,(;A. Newly elected senator, Peng Her, was awarded a seat beside his fellow PAO member. Also, Ying will be graduatini; this May with her major in cruninal justice, and another _graduate, PAO secretary, lien Chau, will be getting her second bachelor's degree in political science with a legal studies concentration to add to her bachelor's degree in French, "Vhen asked about what the PAO taught her most, Ying said, "It has helped me to be more o~ while still Jetting me talce a part in my ethnicity." O,.,u also rccolleded on how exciting it was to spend her fall graduation semester as an int'?tn fnr 1 Jnitro States Senator for WISCOnsin, Russ Feingold, as she worked for immigration services as a caseworker along with constituency. The PAO representatives and the Office of Student Multi-Cul· tural Affairs has all of these events coming up in. this mon!h to display the diversity of the Asian culture. There are many p061ers hanging up in the uruversity hallways, and to find out more about cultural happenings at Parkside, visit tne Office-of Student Multi-Cultural Affairs locan?d in Wyllie Hall next door to the Parkside Activities Resource Center. ing. For c-,x;implP, one student asked, 'Would any of you trade f>laces and become black for one <lay?" Although the initial response was ·•yes," it quickly change to "no" after the student changed the ?uestion to, "What if you couldn t go back to being white?" A question U,at caused white students to stumble and to contemplate was, "How does it kcl to be white?" When asked what her overall response to the retreat was, Christie's said,· Attendance was somewhat low. I'm disappointed that we didn't have more e thnic diversity," Although attendance was low, most atten· dees were grateful for the experience, and beyond a doubt, they left with a greater understanding of each other. Page4 S ent Nurses ... Here's the place for shiny, happy futures! Nurse Tuch OPEN HOUSE Thursday, April 19th 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM in the Sturtevant Room accross from Human Resources St. Mary's Medical Center 3801 Spring Street, Racine, Wisconsin Lt.am about our exciting Nurse Tteh Program and finil a great home for yoor career! If yoo are at least in your 1st year of clinicals, you can earn $10 an hour, AND rtetive valuable hands-on experiena. •Get information on career opportunities • Apply for our Nurse Ttch Program •Interact with Department Managers •We offer flexible hours that fit your schedule • Enter to win a new Stethoscope! Enjoy complimentary hors d'oeuvres Call (262) 687-4577 to RSVP before April 13th, 2001 April 12, 2001 Mia's Horoscopes ___ M_ l_lanka Sulojlc __ _ Staff Reporter Capricorn December 22- )anuary 19 Capricorn th rives in the era of the specialist. Your comer of the universe is hot property and you know it better than anyone. When chOOGing com~ petent support stall, you get first pick. Aquarius January 20-February 18 Making excuses is a cheap form of creativity. People are more impressed by something that will last for ages. Take your skills out of the closet and prove to you rself what you can do with them. Pisces February 19- March 20 A staJJed vehicle slips into gear and roars into action. Your dark days arc over. Open the curtains and look out upon the world that awa its you. Throw yourself passionately at the next attractive opportunity. Libra September 23-0ctobcr 22 An ideal rises above its material accessories. The game is more than the pieces that you move around the board. Ask others to determine who else might be sharing your dream. Scorpio October 23-Novcmber 2.1 The Scorpio moon dominates the week with you as its favorite. Some will see you in all your magic, while others only perceive the mischief that it causes. Those who sense your overwhelming love are quick to forgive. Sagittarius November 22-December 21 The first try serves as a map of the landscape that you currently inhabit. Everyone still has a different idea of what is happening. Your next attempt should introduce style and meaning to those who know you better. Aries March 21-April 19 An easy target is likely to shatter on impact. It's best to swaJJow your anger, although you're the one who might get hurt. II you can't be nice to othc-rs.. at least trP.at you!'5ielf like royalty. Taurus April 20-Mary 20 You enjoy being a part of a scene that may not be altogether good for you. If trouble leaves you unscathed, don't invite it back for another round. Under the Scorpio moon, Taurus stands on precarious grounds. Gemini May 21-June 21 Your impulse to be alone might cheat you out of observational knowledge. This dance is open to the public. Watch your opponent's footwork, even if they don't slip, you can still learn something. Cancer June 22-July 22 The Scorpio moon casts you in a bright, outgoing light. You're playful and articulate for much of this week. Neighborhood business associates sec a different, more fun side of your personality. Leo July 2~August 22 CO undercover. Your t:\!S-" pects act naturally when they're oblivious to the outsider in their midst. The most comfortable way to maintain• fa~ade is to have at least one person to whom you can open your heart. Virgo August 23-September 22 Feel free to wonder about things that you don't fully understand. An open n,iJ1d helps you pass many rich hours. The Scorpio moon has a p owerful lesson to teach you. LISTEN UPI April 12, 2001 Opinion Page Liquid Crack: The Running of the Bull Tyrone A Payton Opinion Page Co-Editor 36 hours of overstressed nerves nearly shattered me past my reality 6reaking point two weeks ago ti •II ~n during my usual Friday night late shift at good ol' Brcwmasters Pub on the south side. It seemed that the majority of the staff was getting into this new Red Bull cnergy ilrink. You may have seen the com- mercials w,th its clever cartoon illustrations and clipping catch phrase, "Red Bull gives you wii- ,ngs!" Well, it seems from wordof-mouth, my Brcwmasters facility has found a new adrenaline zapped resource to keep them catapulted into a state of readiness, because the Red Bull epidemic spread fast. That Fnday, two weeks ago, was the day Red Bull eradicated my physical and mental health for the entire nij;ht spanning into the next evening. Around 7 p.m., 1 chugged the cylindrical Junkie drinlcand waited to see if my patience would be rewarded. Unbeknownst to me, Red Bull was about to take me on a day and a half of pure roller coaster insanity. This silver and blue can dispenses a shade of tan liquid that is similar to a real bull's hide. This liquid tastes like smashed Skittles, but unfortunately is over• powered in its .after taste by the carbonic acid. It states on the can that this elixir will increase endurance and reaction speed, but is not intended for the caffeine sensitive. lhat was the catch live. After alL like most college students, I enjoy the regular cup of coffee. Well, Red Bull is a far shot from your ordinary coffee. Heck, I'd consider ii a galaxy away from a simple espresso shot. This liquid crack kept me ' up forever. 1 call it liquid crack, because of its unfortunate side effects. My hypersensitivity to caffeine was evoked by this strange concoction. I fowtd myselI completing homework that was due wecl<s away from this tl.me of ron~umpliun and cleaning my room more thoroughly than a French maid. When Saturday came around and I was scheduled to do another late shift, though I came off my high as if 1 plummeted from a mountain summit ,&", for me. Before now, I ~ never considered ,,_,~ ~ 11 8 V RNS :J"' w , "!!" ! 1 never felt my body fall into such a lethar}\ic state as I was in that Sat• urday. All! cared about was slamming my head down on my pillow and catching some well deservea Z's. My brain told me to shut my eyes, myself caffeine sensi- L---------------' Page5 but they felt as if they were sta- pled to the back of my head. I had no control over my functions. 11 was as if my blood- alcohol content was doubled and l was in a dysfunctional stupor. App.,rcntly this withdrawal i:, sinilltu· to tne ,,•ithdra\Val of a cocaine fix after its rejection from the system after an exposed time. No, rm not on drugs, a server at my work just harpened to know this insight• fu 'knowledge. Well, if you dare to experience my private hell, than be my si!esl, I just hope_you don't go off the deep ena like me. Oh, hey, you can even take your choice between your body's destroyer now. It appears that Sobe has e,•en started their own juice junkie fix called Sobe Adienaline Rush with its patented ti2ards in the S-shape. Ifs your choice, the lizard or the bull. P A12.ll.6ID6.. 6 TUDb.NT Cb.NTb.R.. 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",t \f,.,"uf•ol" "" ~q\ 1 April 12, 2001 EHTAAI EHTAAI The Ranger will be appearing for Ranger Fest April 21st, Noon - 4 p.m. • Come find out what we have been up to this year and what we plan to do next year. • Have your story ideas heard. • Talk to us about how you can contribute. Position avai lc1bl1• .is oi August 1st! Position avai I able as of May 14th! Student Employment Opportunity Available Womyn's Center Coordinators • Coordinate resources and programs for women • Wage: $7 per hour • Excellent opportunity to gain and Improve leadership skills • Minimum of 10 hours per week (can be combined with a Student Activities Assistant position to provide more hou~) Applications and position descriptions are available in Union 209, RangerCard/lnformation Services or at the Career Services Offices. Apply Today! Union 209 < ~,,,,.,.,,, ,,+ ""'" ,,. ''" r_,.1.,.,1,. ,,..,,.;,Ir•,...,,.,,., '"' D,>l•t>!' '- "11h °"''' ,.,I n,~-.1• ri,•~••·, , .,,),o, I 1t..- f>J,i,,1.Jt• V u.-lr"! C",~,t,•f t,·,, ,,,,;~•.,~,., ,·1t,t• ~•l',-1 l~~ PAR.~.:>IDb.. 6 TUDb..NT Cb..NTb..12. Student Employment Opportunity Available Summer Orientation Assistant • Coordinate Ot'ientation registrations and other tasks associated wrth New Gtudenl Orlentauo, 1 • Wage: $7 per hour • Must be enrolled as a student ln Fall 2001 • Minimum of 20 hours per wook (can be combined wich a Stvdent Activities Asslslant PQ$ttion 10 provide more l'laor$} Applications and position descriptions are available in Union 209 ' RangerCard/lnformation Services or at the ,'a"·· Career Services Offices. LJ11io11 .'i i" ._, .......... l " ' ~"' u1»tn,.f>,1,l,,id,• j><uvi.tn _,,.,;, ,., "" I"'! " "'" " tf, 'I", ,.,I f>lf•h ~ """'·"' II,_. P.ut.,i,IP ~lud<-t,I (" ffil<'I j,., .,,,,_!Jn, , •. U l, ! , ; ,, ,- ' , j -, Apr1112, 2001 Page7 Suggested drink list for relieving end-of-semester stress Recipes taken from the Digital Bartender website Comfortable Fuck Buddy A favorite with late-night study buddies. Ingredients: Southern Comfort, Peach Schnapps, 7-up, Sweet and Sour Instructions: Tall drink glass take ingredients as listed and pour into glass in equal parts. start as such 1/4 southern comfort, 1/4 peach schnapps, 1/4 7- up, and top off with 1/4 sweet and sour and enjoy! Contributed By: Space Ace Dirty Girl Scout Dedicated to aJI the secretly naughty good girls out there. Ingredients: 1 oz Kahlua 1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1 tsp Creme de Menthe Instructions: Combine all the ingredients and mix. Pour into a glass filled with ice. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Frozen Cappuccino For the ivy-league college student. Ingredients: 1/2 oz Irish Cream 1 /2 oz Coffee Liqueur 1/2 oz Hazelnut Uqueur 1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream 1/ oz Light Cream 1/2 cup Ice Instructions: B_Jend until smooth. Sprinkle cinnamon sugar on top and add a cinnamon stick for a stirrer. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Liquid Cocaine A favorite with The Ranger News editors and anyone else under too much pressure. Ingredients: 2 sbots Southern Comfort 2 shots Amaretto Splash of Grenadine Orange Juice Instructions: In an 8 oz glass, add Southern Comfort and Amaretto. Fill with Orange Juice. Top with Grenadine. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Three Legged Monkey What you wi.l walk like after you drink a few of these. Ingredients: 1 oz Crown Royal 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Pineapple juice Instructions: Shake and stiain, into rocks glass. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Toasted Blow Job Need we say more? Ingredients: Kailua Ammoretta Milk Ice Instructions: Mix, Shake, Serve Contributed By: Corey Hair on your balls Grow some. Ingredients: 1 oz Tequila 1 oz Jack Daniels 2 oz Orange Juice Instructions: Mix the shit up and drink. Contributed By: Amanda Brain Hemorrhage Save this one for after your last final. Ingredients: Peach Schnapps Bailies Touch of Grenadine Instructions: Get a shot glass pour 2 3rds Peach Schnapps, pour bailies onto the top of a spoon so' as it sits on top of the schnapps and then a drop of grcnaame "remember just a drop of Grenadine", Contributed By: Gaz C Cumstain A toast to every couch in the dorms with !hat strange smell always lingering around it Ingredients: goldschlager white creme de cacao malibu milk Instructions: mix liquor in shot glass put a few drops of milk in the shot Contributed By: avilee smith G- Spot Here's one any man could find. Ingredients: 1/2 oz Grand Mamier 1 oz. Stole Oranj Splash Triple Sec Splash Orange juice Splash Sprite Instructions: Shake Grandma, ,•odka, triple sec and OJ, after shaken add a splash of Sprite and strain into shot glass. Enjoy! Contributed By: AtlBartenderPia Dr. Feelgood A toast for that one creepy professor. Ingr~di1:,,~. Bacardi 151 Dr. Pepper Ice Powered Sugar Cherry Instructions: Put the ice in the glass, pour 2-3 shots of 151 on the ice. Fill the rest of \\lass with Dr. Pepper. Top drink with sugar and drop in the cherry. Contributed By: The Choads Dirty Monkey What can be found in sweaty gym shorts at the Sports and Activity Center. Ingredients: 1 oz. Banana Liqour 1 oz. Kahlua Dash of pure Vanilla Extract Top of with Half and Half Instructions: Add all the above ingredients in a shaker and serve on the rocks Contributed By: Neil Thomas (Harbor S Screaming Nazi You know you've had a few of these for teachers - take a shot for every one. Ingredients: 1 oz Jaegermeister t oz Peppermint Schnapps Instructions: Combine and drink. Good if chased with milk. Contributed By: Andreaounds Nightclub -Solomons P98 New Parkside club recognizes community importance _Courtney Chr1stllns.n _ _ StaflR_,.... Anew club started this semester at Parkside • called Students in Action (SIA). During the week of March 26th•30tfi they advertised their club in Wyllie Hall, where they had a raffle for books, Jamaican dolls and a Parkside I-shirt. They also gave away several free journals titled "Through Others' Eyes," which contained papers written by Parkside students. The journal was sponsored by SIA and PSGA president of SIA and a sophomore English major. One of the goals of SlA is to help the community around Parkside. They expressed an interest in working on more projects with the Parkside Communi'}'. Outreach Club (PCOC). I'm interested in becoming more involved here on campus, said Jesse Bennett, Vice President of SIA and junior Business major. Another soal is to get students more mvolved oy pub- lishing their papers in their l ·ournals. They also would ike to see more students recognized for academic achievement by having an academic awards ceremony at the end of the school year. sit. "We just want to get involved in the community to see growth and chan_ge. That's our motive for getting involved, " said Ishihara. SIA has recently done a blanket drive for newborns in Kenosha Hospitals and a book drive.Members of SIA attended a Student Awards Banquet on April 5th, where they were recognized as one of several new clubs at Parkside. On April 7th, SIA partici· pated in Huni;er Cleanup, a volunteer pro1ect that helps solve the problems of hunger and homelessness, with otlier clubs and student volunteers from Parkside. April 12, 2001 ·----------------------~ I I :aowl 2 Games! Get1 FREE EXPIRES 5/4/2001 I I I I I I I I .. Coupon must be presented at time of : service. Not valid with any other 1 discounts or offers. Prices may vary. 1 All offers subject to lane availability. 1 ·----------------------· Quote of the Week A J'rofessor at Parkside slarte the idea for SIA. "She got her class to do work in the community by teaching the importance of community. 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Chicago We Took A Little From The Best Clubs InAmericaTo BringYou s 0 s C L u B The Dance Club Kenosha's Been Waiting For 4626 Sheridan Rd. 654-9196 Page 12 "fl'!12,llllt - This too shall pass Advocates Help Sexual Assault Victims Missie Stephenson --Opinion Page Co-Editor Are you willing to take 24 hours out of your month to help those in need? Put your spare hours to good use by becoming a sexual assault health advocate. Advocates go through train- ing to become more eaucated about sexual assault. There are five 3-hour training sessions required to be an advocate. In these sessions, volunteers are taught how to help assault victims, their families and friends. Future advocates learn the emotions behind assault, what the victim is feeling, the procedures they will go through in the examination room, and some of the legal procedures the family can follow to prosecute the offender. When an advocate is called, they go to the hospital after someone has been raped, molested, or sexually assaulted and act as an advocate". Advocates help family mem- bers cope with what their loved one is going through and explain to tfiem what Ifie vic- tim will be going through when at the hospital. Advocates also help explain to family members fhe emotions they and the victim may feel, and that what they are feeling is normal. Having an advocate at the hospital tielps the victim and their family to feel that they are not alone. Advocates are there for support, to answer questions on the procedures the victim goes through, and help them learn to cope. One example would be that many victims recoil when touched by fa.mlly members after being assaulted. Advocates are there to explain to them that this is a normal reaction and is not because of anything they did. When on call, advocates have a phone with them for a 12-hour period. Shifts range from morning, night or all day. They are allowed to sleep during the 12 hours. The requirement is just to be able to drop everything and get to where they are needed. There are monthly meetings to catch up and refresh on what is happening. April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. There will be a peace walk on April 29th, details are still in the making on where it will be held. There will be bands, a Walk for Peace and speakers. To find out more, visit the Womyn's Center on campus. You may also call Moira Kalichman at 399-0625 and le.ive a message. If you or anyone you know has been assaulted and wants help, or just wants to talk, call the assault hotline at 637-7233. i"he one -th,n9 B<>.-f vv,o,v-'s- u+: 1;;y be\\ dc,e5vi't do ; 14 ee r' 1-\; s f0"+5 vf'. Cartoon by Jim lllny } I want my MTV Win a studio tour and trip for two to NewYork City courtesy of Time Warner Cable $ Give me money - that's what I want Say hello to the KISS-FM DJ and make a mad dash for cash in the KISS~FM Ka$h Kube A Keep your eyes on the prize Enter to win tickets to HarborFest, gift certificates from area businesses, and much more ' f !f: (,I . _ . There's a party going on right here Get 1n the sp1nt, celebrate all UW-Parkside has to offer and share it with new students Saturday April 21, noon to 4 pill Ranger Fest 2001 ,April 12, 2001 THE: RANGeR Men's baseball red hot - Dena Coady Sports Page Report..- The men's baseball team on Saturday, March 31, swept Missouri-St. Louis at home. The Rangers first game against Missouri was a 5-0 victory. The Rangers accounted for 11 hits. First baseman Ryan Thiede had two hits, as did designator hitter Michael Elliot and short stop Mark Prina. Last year's second team All GLVC-Honors pitcher Ri ley Gostisha gave up only four hits. Elliot came away with two RBI's. Right fielder Erik Kraemer also had two RBI's. In the second game against Missouri, the Rangers ran awav with a 6-1 win. Rangers had 'seven hits, as opposed to Missouri's three hits. Left fielder David Devey had three hits and three RBI's. Three Rangers were hit by a pitch, Ryan Thiede, Brian Rehm, and Mark Prina. Pitcher Scott Dreyer gave up only three hits, and pitcher Steve Kargus gave up no hits. On Sunday, April 1, the Ransers swept Quincy University. In the first game the Rangers knocked down four hits, two of the hits came from center fielder Jason Morgan. Left fielder Erik Kraemer and second baseman Brian Rehm had an RBI each. Catcher Frank Gagliardi was hit by a pitch. Pitcher Aaron Taylor gave up the five hits by Quincy and he gave up one run. Pitcher Micfiael Elliot gave up no runs or hits. The Rangers did pull away with a 3-1 win. 1n the second game against Quincy, the Rangers came away with 10 hits. Three of the hits were from left fielder Erik Kraemer. Right fielder David Devey had two RBl's. The Rangers pitchers Walter Vojacek and Matt Sattersten each combined for a perfect game, with the exception of the two runs in the second inning. The Rangers won 6·2. According to coach Sal Bando Jr. six of the !'itchers Riley Gostisha, Scott Dreyer, Aaron Taylor, Matt Sattersten, Michael Ellis, and Walter Vojacek played hard over the weekend. "Michael Ellis is a valuable weapon out of the bull pen for us," said Bando. Walter Vojacek, who is coming back from surgery, coach Bando said, -Walter played five innings over the week• end." Coach Bando went on to say that the pitching was outstanding and that tlie top four pitchers gave them chances to win. As far as a team, "There was good pitching and the defense was exceptional. We only gave up two errors in lour games." Junior /itcher Walter Vojacek sai , "Best weekend we had all year. All three aspects were working pitchini;, hitting, and defense." Voiacek also stated that his arm felt good to play and that he played five innings without any soreness. Next up for the Rangers is Northern Kentucky Uruversity at home, tomorrow at noon. Also Saturday, April 14, at noon. Let's hope those Rangers continue to stay red hot. Baseball Page 13 UW-P softball sweeps Bellannine and Kentucky Wesleyen Dena Coady SportaR__, UW-P softball squad topped Bellarmine, 2-1 and 7-2 on Saturday, March 31. UW-P also outlasted Kentucky Wesleyen on Sunday. April 1, 2-1 and 3-2 A steal from third base to home plate won the game on Sunday. The softball team traveled to St. Francis on Wednesday, April 4. They did return home for games on Saturday, April 7, and Sunday April 8. Saturday's game was against St. Joseph's. Sunday's game was against IUPU-Fort Wayne. Ranger track teams fair well in Wheaton Invitational Dena Coady SportsRaponor• On Saturday, March 31, the men's and women's track teams took part in the Wheaton Invitational. The UW-P men finished sixth place out of 19 teams participating. The women's team was 12th out of 17 teams participating. Winners for UW-P were Josh Slaml<a in the 400 meter; Bob Sikorski in the high jump; Jason Meekma in the 1,500 meter; and Erin Enright in the 3,000 meter. The winning streak for the UW-Parkside Ranger baseball team stands at 7 after the team swept Lewis, 3-2 and 5-3 at Oberbrunner Field last Wednesday. The first game counted in the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) standings and lifted the Rangers to 5-3. They are now m second place m the conference's North Division. After the wins, UW-Parkside was 20-8 overall. Coach Sal Bando's crew played at Southern Indiana and SIU-Edwardsville over the weekend. Intramural Volleyball Standings Intramural Men's Basketball TEAM Wins Loses Pct. TEAM Wms Loses Pct. Strikers 7 2 .750 The Avengers 7 2 .750 And 1 10 1 .9QCJ Monkeys 6 3 .670 FiTaBis Hazard County 9 2 .818 3 6 .330 Odd Style 2 7 .220 PCF 9 2 .818 Shaken Not Stirred 2 7 .220 Wind Lake Ice 6 7 .461 Results: The Pomstars 5 6 .571 March 29 Blazers 4 7 .363 The Ave;Jtrs defeated Strikers 15-11, 15-9 Shaken ot Stirred forfeited to FiTaBis Teaml 3 8 .272 Monkeys defeated Odd Style 15-5, 15-10 HNIC 1 10 .090 April 5 Gad Style defeated FiTaBis 15-4, 15-11, 15-4 Standings will be updated weekly. Monkeys defeated Strikers 1&-o, 15-11, 15-10 The Avengers defeated Shaken Not Stirred 15-2, 16-14 I Page 14 3/30101 Inc 01-277 c rim in a 1 Damage to State Property, University Apartments, 1:30 a.m. A student reported loud voices outside his ro::xn and then his door burst open and several male subjects entered. 'The apartment resident chased them into the ccmron area. A check of the area revealed beer cans, bottles, food, etc in the corrmon area of l.he apartment. Incident pending further investigation. Inc 01 278 Disorderly Conduct/Underage Alcohol, Liu versi ty Apartments, 2:17 a.m. An unidentified caller reix>rted subjects t h r o w i n g bottle~/garbage off a balcony. 'Three inc:lividuals were issued citations for underage t drinking violations-1st offense and one individual for 2nd offense. Inc 01- 279 Traffic Violation, 4200 Block of CTH A, 7:55 a.m. A driver was cited for speed'.ng 69 mph in a 35 mph zone. Inc 01-280 Personal Property Theft, Moli naro 115, 12:21 p.m. P student reported her wallet missing. No suspects or witnesses at this time. Inc 01-281 Security Alarm, UnlVerSlty House, 12:23 p.m. Officers responded to a call regarding a malfW\ction of an alann system. Alarm was reset and residence secured. The alarm company will be called to service the systan. Inc 01-282 Conduct, Apart11lents Disorderly University oore building, 4 :04 p.m. A student raportQd anothQt:' student had pushed her into a wall. Investigation revealed there had l:)een previous conClict between the two individuals. No further police involvement is needed at this time. Both parties agreed to have the incident referred to ,, housing officials. rnc 01-283 s t o l e n Vehicle, .Ranger Hall, 5 :56 p.m. A parent reported her vehicle stolen which had been loaned to a roomnate by her son. It ls MlimPrl C"'Ar will be returned within a few days. case inactive until further information develops. Inc 01-284 T r a f f i c Violatjon-Operating While Intoxicated, C'lli E at Wood Road, l :08 a .m. UPPS officer stopped a vehicle for a defective headlight. Investigation revealed driver was intoxicated and citations were issued for CMI, 1st offense and blood alcohol content over .10. Subject was transPQrted to Kenosha County jail and the vehicle towed from the scene. 3131/01 Inc 01-285 Medi c a l Assist, SAC Pield'>ouse, 11 :44 a .m. A visitor was injured when he 'Was hit by a pole vault bar. Kenosha Med Unit 5 transported subject to Aurora Medical Facility for treatment. 4/01/01 Inc 01-286 ASsist, Agency Ranger Hall lot, 10:54 p.m. Kenosha Sheriff Dept. requested UPPS officer assist with a subject on an active warrant. KSD had follo,,-ed subject who had fled from Pet· s Park into Ranger Hall lot. SUbject was t.aken im:o custody by KSD and UPP$ officer cleared. 4/02/01 Inc 01-287 Suspicious Circumstances, Ranger Hall, 12:00 a.m. Officers responded to a report of an individual who had passed out in level 3. Investigation revealed this was an April Fool's joke. SUbjects were warned about their behavior. Inc 01-288 Ar.ned Robbery, union Building, 3 :51 a .m. Officer on patrol noticed the A'IM machine had been broken into. A food service cue todian was later found bound and injured in a food service locker room . Investigation continuing. Inc 01-289 Weapon Violation/Illegal Dis- charge, Ranger Hall exterior, East side, 9:36 p .m. A ctudcnt reported hearing a gunshot outside her bedroan window·. Officer checked the area with neg~tive results. 4/03101 Inc 01-290 Security Alarm, Corrm. Arts, 7:59 a.m. An employee accident.ally set off the a l arm system. Everything was found to be ok. Inc 01-291 T r a f f i c Violation, C1'H G and outer LOOp Road, 9: 06 p.m A driver who T He RANGeR April 12, 2001 failed to stop for a stop sign was issued a written warning for l.hat offense and a citation issued for. mandatory seatbelt. me 01-292 Tr a f f i c Violation, CTH G and outer LOop Road, 9:29 p.m. A vehicle with a headlight out was stopped and driver issued a citation for mnndatory seat belt. 4/04/01 Inc 01-293 Tr a f f i c Violation/0\ll, HWY 31 at HWY e, 12:33 a .m. A driver who failed to stop at a red light was found to be intoxicated. Citations were issued for operating while intoxicated and mandatory seat belt violation. Inc 01-294 A g e n c y Assist, Amoco Gas Station, 30th Avenue & 15th Street, 2:39 a.m. Officer assisted in locating a subject regarding a theft . One suspect was taken i nto custody. Inc 01-295 Fire Alam, Greenquist Hall, 10:32 a.m. Officers resl)olld. ing to an alarm fc:,Jlld it LO have been caused by workers flushing fire hydrants. Inc 01-296 State Ptx,perty Theft, Ranger Hall, ll:33 a.m. An employee reported a SU.'> of money taken from her office. Incident pending further investiga- tion. Tnc 01 297 Suspicious Circumstances, Visitor· s parking lot, 12:42 p.m. A staff member reported receiv- ing a profane note oo his parked vehicle. No suspect or witnesses. 4/05/01 Inc 01-298 Traffic Vio- lation, HWY 31 at fftl'/ E, 5: 59 a .m. A vehicle with no taillights was stQpped. Driver was cited for mandatory seatbelt violation. .. ( ,,. ·, J v r Go.,,,,e • < oo.d L< , ' 1 • Cartoon by Jim lllffY April 12, 2001 FREE CLASSIFIEDS! For a limited time only! 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Send Resume: NORTHSHORE BUSINESS TECHNOLOGY Gary Nephew 9114 58th Pl., Suite 100 Kenosha, WI53144 Phone: 262-657-3355 Fax: 262-6571575 Equal Opportunity Employer • Athletics Department looking for aerobic kickboxing instructor. The UW-Parkside Athletics Department wants to start an intermural kickboxing class for the second eight weeks of the semester. Now all the class needs is an instructor. Stu· dents who are interested in the ~osition and have experience that would qualify them to fill this role are askea to call Melissa Wolter at ext. 2127. Outdoor Summer Employment • Camp Singing Hills nea Whitewater, WI is seekini Counselors, Lifeguards, a Craft Director, and Program Staff. Room/Board includ ed with salary. June 18 - August 4. Saturdays off Contact Theresa at 262-598- 0909 or tbrady@girlscoutsracineco.org. Work witl kids! Work outdoors! Hav, fun! Positions filling quick ly. FOR SALE 1987 Mazda 626 • V4 2.0 engine, Runs great! Page15 New brakes. Asking $950 OBO. Call Ashi at (home) 551-7431 or (work) 595- 2705. 1988 Ford Escort • 5 speed, good cheap transportation. $500 Call Sarah (262) 633-3786. 1991 Ford F-150 • Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call 884-6812 and ask for Jeremy. 1999 Hyundai Tiburon FX 2 Door Coupe • V4 2.0 engine, 5 spd. numual transmission front wheel drh•e. 28,500 miles, asking $10,900, FulJy Loaded. Questions call Dave Higgins at (414) 282-6870 and Jeave a message. 1997 Mazda 626 UCI • $8,000 Call 262-595-3133 18 Inch Wheels and Tires • $1,800 o.b.o. Call 262-595- 3133 1990 Cadillac Fleetwood • 93,000; Ice Cold A.C.; great running car. Call Vanessa Johnson at 633-3761 or email at john056@uwp.edu. r I I I I I I I -------------.. THE A~NGEF14il FREE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENT FORM Free only to UW-Parkside students Name: _________________________ _ Address: _____________________ _ Phone#: E-mail Address: I _H_o_w_w_o_ul_d-y_o_u_li-ke_th_e_a_d_t_o_re_a_d_? ______________ ------- (Please include your name and phone number in the ad as you would hke it to read.) I I I •------------- Deadlines are every Wednesday br 1:00 p.m. for publication the following week on I Thursday. Forms may be dropped in the inbox ~t The Ranger, located across from the Career Center, Wythe D· 139 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 31, issue 25, April 12, 2001 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 21, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student accosted in robbery attempt Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ian Editorial ... EVVs ~ndy berates the university's one-of-a- kind text-book purchasing procedure. See ft on Page 4 nside... We're Low Budget Radio is back wnh a new manager and an nude. Page 2 Women's Center announces spring events. Page 3 Where can you find a three cent speon? Gabe knows ... Page 4 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 16 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE "The communities sur- rounding the campus, have been plagued by thefts from parked ve- hicles," -Dave Ostrowski Police Chief mediate medical attention. Noth- ing was stolen from the vehicle. They provided the following de- scriptions of the suspects: Suspect I: Male, black,18-19 years old, 6'1",150 pounds, slen- der build, faint mustache, fair com - plexion, wearing a blue/white/black "team" jacket and black leather gloves. Suspect2: Male, black,19-20 years old, 5'9", athletic build, faint mustache, wearing black leather Professor and Milwaukee campus settle tenure dispute Nick Zahn Assistant News Editor Professor Ceil Pillsbury willreceive$126,ooo as pan of a settlement between her ana the University of Wisconsin- Milwaukee over her denied ten- ure, Pillsbury claimed that she hadheen denied tenure because she is a woman and was preg- nant. She filed a lawsuit in U.S. Dishict Court in October 1991 fora reversal of the tenure deci- sion.lnaddition,shedemanded !hatshe be given back pay .com- pensation for damages, and re- IDSratementatthe OW -Milwau- kee. Although Pillsbury now teaches at OW-Green Bay, un- der the settlement she can also seek tenure at OW-Parkside or OW-Milwaukee_ She will receive the pay of a tenured faculty member at OW- Milwaukee even if she is denied tenure there a second time, and is working at OW-Parkside or UW -Milwaukee. Pillsbury will receive an im- mediate review by an indepen- dentcornrnittee at UW-Milwau- kee under a new state law grant- ing review to a professor denied tenure. Finding denial based on dis- crimination, this committee has the power to overturn the deci- sion. Pillsbury will receive $40,000 in back pay, $25,000 for legal expenses and $61,000 in personal expenses. coat, black leather gloves and black athletic shoes. Suspect 3: Male, black, me- dium build, wearing a red/white "team" jacket and a navy blue or black baseball cap. Suspect 4: Male, black, wearing a black jacket. "Thecornmunities surround- ing thecampus have been plagued by thefts from parked vehicles," said UW -Parkside Campus Po- lice Chief Dave Ostrowski. He advised that valuables such as radar detectors, loose change or rapes not be left where they are visible from the exterior of the car. "Because you never know what is an attraction to a thief," said Ostrowski, "it is best to keep the interior of yourcar clear, stor- ing things in the trunk," Although Campus Police regularly patrol the lots, Ostrowski said that students, fac- ulty and staff can assist by report- ing suspicious activities or per- sons that are loitering in the lots. "It is not usual to have people just sitting in their cars in our lots," said Ostrowski. "Most legitimate people park their cars and go into the buildings," Ostrowski notes that there Continued on Page 5 WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27,1993 Dr. King Commemorative ... \ In honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, late civil rights advocate, a public commemoration was held Wednesday, January 20 in Upper Main Place. The Voices of Parks ide, directed by James Kinchen, kicked off the program. Terri Greathouse served as Master of Ceremonies and Tracy Nicole Williams, Chairperson of the Black History month Committee, gave the opening speech. Continued on Page 5 UW-System to institute new student fees Dennis Clarke News Editor Fees for services to students at UW-Parkside are expected to go up next year, according to a memo issued taErie Bovee, Presi- dentoftheParksideStudentGov- ernment Association, from G. Gary Grace, Assistant Chancel- lor for Student Affairs. Thememo,datedJanuary 19, contains a chart that outlines fees that are currently permissible un- der OW System policy. The memo also states that the OW- Parkside Administrative Council is considering applying some of those fees to university services. "Although no decisions have been made to date," reads the memo, "it is likely that we will factor in some of the fees outlined here as we build the 1993-94 bud- get." The chart outlines various student service fees, the cost of each fee, the number of users per Student accosted in robbery attempt Astudent and his friend were struck several times by the sus- aecostedonJanuary21, 1993 when pects. The suspects then fled the theyconfronted someone who was area, possibly in a small, blue ve- insidethestudent's vehicle while it hiele. was parked in the Union Lot. The student and his friend re- According to Campus Police, turned to a residence in Racine - theswdent and his friend had been where they called Campus Police usingtheRecreationCenter,andat to report the incident. approximately4: 15 p.m., they went Neither of them was seriously cuI to the car to leave campus. injured, and neither required im- The student saw an individual sitting inthe front passenger seat of hisvehicle, The car doors were left unlocked because of broken lock- ing mechanisms. As they approached the car, theSludentverbally confronted the suspect by asking the suspect what hewasdoing. It appeared that the suspect had been looking through the vehicle's glove compartment. The suspect replied, "What! Do you havea problem with it?" and the student said he did, asking the sus- pectagain what he was doing in- side his car. The suspect exited the car, verbally challenging the student. The suspect then punched the stu- dentin the jaw. The suspect was joined by three other suspects who were evidently sitting in a nearby vellicle, During the struggle, which lasted less than two minutes, both !he student and his friend were service per year, the estimated in- come to be generated by the imple- mentation of each fee and concerns about each fee. According to Bovee, the fol- lowing fees are being considered at OW -Parkside: -Oriernation Fee, charged 10 all new students and transfers at a cost of $25, regardless of attendance at orientation events. An estimated 1000 students would use this service each year, resulting in an income of S25,OOO. Concerns over this fee include the financial hardship it would cause for some students. Non-traditional stu- dents are the largest group that does not attend orientation. -Withdrawal Fee,charged to stu- dents upon withdrawal from school at a cost of S25. An estimated 900 students would use this service each year, resulting in an income of $22,500. II is possible that students could be charged only for early with- drawal or for withdrawal after a cer- tain point in the term. -Late Registration Fee, charged to students who register late for the semester at a cost of up to $25. An estimated 200 students would use this service each year, resulting in an inceme of S5000. One concern is thai such a policy might encourage students to regis- ter early, thus resulting in a de- crease in income. -Drop Courses or Credit Change Fee, charged to students who drop courses after the tenth dayatacostof510percredit. An estimated 2500 credits would be dropped by students, resulting in an income of S25,ooo. -Graduation Fee, charged to the graduating class at acosrof'S 10 per student. This would cover the cost of commencement activities, transcripts and diplomas. An esu- mated 500 students would use this service each year, resulting in an income of 55000. -Transcript fee, charged to stu- dents upon request for transcript at Continued on Page 2 THE RANGER NEWS, Page 2 WLBR boasts new manager andanew outlook Dennis Clarke News Editor WLBR, UW-Parleside's little known and easily dismissed radio station, won't be so little known and easily dismissed if Vincent Bomer has any say. Bomer, a UW-Parkside psy- chology major, has recently been named station manager of WLBR, and he, along with a staff of ap- proximately 15 other students, has big plans for the campus'little sta- tion. "Our biggest goal fortheradio station is to enlighten students," comments Bomer. "Ourmission is to cater to the whole campus com- munity:' Bomer says that he wants the station to establish a voice for the entire campus, get people involved in campus activities and promote and market UW-Parleside. "There are followers and there are leaders. We'releadingthepack right now," says Bomer of himself and his staff. In order to familiarize students - with the new station and staff, Bomer has organized a party to be held tomorrow night in the Union Recreation Center. "It's going 10be the beginning of what I hope is going 10be a long lasting relationship with Parkside," says Bomer. Bomer says he hopes to have "It's going to be the beginning of what I hope is going to be a long lasting relation- ship with Parkside." - Vince Borner other promotions in the future to help generate interest in WLBR. He said he would like to work with the Student Organizations Council or the Parkside Activities Board to get ideas. Bomer also says he is anxious to hear ideas from as many stu- dents as possible. . "We'd like 10have input from everybody on the campus," Bomer says. "If people have something to say, bring iuo us. Tell us what it is that you feel or how you feel about asituation. "We're looking forward to getting a lot of letters and getting a lot of people involved." As far as musical program- ming goes, Bomer says that the station's philosophy is to cater to many diverse tastes as possible. "We're rrying to open the door tonew ideas andnew avenues, new programming," comments Bomer. "We're not limiting ourselves to anyone formal" Bomer, who has owned his own disc jockey service for the past ten years and who has worked at various radio stations and clubs in the Chicago and Milwaukee ar- eas, says that his experience will help him in his role as station man- ager. "We had a search and screen committee that went through ap- plications for several people who were interested in the position and based on my experience and back- ground, I got the position," says Bomer. "I think the connections I have from various endeavors make me a little more qualified." - January 27, 1993 - New student fees Continued from Page 1 a cost of $4 per request. An esti- mated 7000 requests would be made each year, resulting in an income of$28,OOO. UW-Parksidecurrently charges $3 per request. -Catalog Fee, charged to stu- dents who request more than onc course catalog at a cost of $3 per catalog. Under this plan, the first catalog would be free of charge, and a distribution system would need to be established to limiteach student 10one catalog. Bovee said that he believes students are suffering as a result of the UW System's lack of funds. "The Governor and the state legislature don't want 10raise taxes because that's a political night- mare," said Bovee. "They find it easier 10 put the cost (of the ser- vices) on our (students') backs." Bovee is worried about what he sees as a trend of forcing stu- dents to bear the bruntofbudgetary shortfalls. "If things keep going theWay they're going," commemsj Bovee "our tuitions are just going tokee~ going up and up and up." He notes that the OW System is not the first 10 consider these types of fees for services to Stu. dents. "All these things on thallisl are done at other schools (arOUnd the country)," he noted. For example, the University of Texas at Austin charges an ad- vising fee 10students depending on which school a student is enrolled. with a low of $25 for its School of Li beral Arts and a high of $200for its graduate School of Business. According to Bovee, no advising fees are being considered at UW. Parks ide. VVednesday, January 27 PAB will sponsor "Fun Flicks," in which you can make your own music video. The Hispanic Organization presents "Cultural Black Women - Achievement Against the Odds" at the Wyllie Library display cabinet in Ll Also, HOP invites students 10drop in for advice, not tutoring, with its Black or Hispanic Peer Mentoring Service for math and English. The Women's Center at UW-Parleside will sponsor a presentation by the "9 to 5" organization from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. FILM- Under Siege in the Union Cinema at 7:00 p.m. Thursday, January 28 FILM- Citizen Kane in the Union Cinema at4:30 p.m. and 7 p.m. Friday, January 29 FILM- Citizen Kane in the Union Cinema at 4:30 p.m. and 7 p.m, WRESTLING- away, Mid East Regional, 9 a.m. Saturday, January 30 WRESTLING- away, UW-Whitewater Dual Meet, I p.m., admission $3. . Sunday, January 31 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL- away, McKendree College in Illinois, 3 p.m., admission $3. Monday, February 1 WINTER CARNIVAL Event #1- "YELL UKE HELLl" 12 noon, Union Square Event #2- PIE EATING CONTEST 12 noon, Union Square Event #3- EGG TOSS 12 noon, Union Square Event #4- JEOPARDY at the Union Cinema, 3:30 p.m. Event #5- COLLEGE BOWL (game show format) at the Union Cinema, 6 p.m. Event #6- Great Escape at the Union Cinema, 8 p.m. Also, WINDOW PAINTING on the Union Bridge Overpass and SPY'S DEMISE, a scavenger hunt beginning at 5 p.m. Call 595-2278 or sign up in Union 209. MEN'S BASKETBALL- away, Northern Michigan University, 7:30 p.m. E.S.T. Tuesday, February 2 WINTER CARNIV AL CONTINUES Event #7- TUG OF WAR in Union Square at 3:30 p.m. Event #8- COLLEGE BOWL FINALS at Union Bazaar at 6 p.m. Event #9- FAMILY FEUD in Union Scuare at8 p.m. -------'lill.a~iliIiI. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 16, January 27, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-01-27 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System dr. martin luther king jr. radio station robbery student fees tenure women's center