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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document T hu rs da y, Marc h 27 , 1 9 8 0 U ni ve rs ity of W is co ns in - P a rk s id e a n g er V ol . 8 - N o. 2 5 O 'N ei l s a y s U W -P f u t u r e br ig ht by Sue Ste ven s Pa rk si de 's fu tu re for the 1980's is m or e ho pe fu l th an o th er uni ver siti es acc ord ing to Ro ber t O'N eil, the new pre sid ent of th e Un iver sity of Wiscon sin Boa rd of Re gen ts, and the non -tra diti ona l stu de nt is the key . O 'N ei l, wh o is su cc ee di ng Pr es ide nt Edw in Youn g, vis ited th e U W -P ar ks id e ca m p u s on Mond ay, Mar ch 24th a s pa rt of a sta te- wid e to ur of the UW sys te m . Kn own fo r hi s ac ce ss ib il it y , O'Ne il ex pe cts to ma ke re gu la r vis its to eac h of the UW cam pu ses dur ing his ad mi nis tra tio n. His fir st day a t Pa rk sid e inclu ded m ee tin g wi th al l fa c e ts of Pa rk si de 's fac ult y an d st ud en ts a s we ll a s m em b er s of th e sur rou ndi ng com mu nit ies . Mak ing pre dic tion s for the 80's see me d to be the or de r of the da y as O'N eil sp ok e on the cha ng e in the econ omy and its eff ect on un ive rsi ty enr oll me nts . Pa rk si de sh ou ldn 't hav e to wo rry abo ut a dec line in enr oll me nt. As O'Ne il st at ed , "T he eco nom y in thi s a re a see ms to be he al th y. " "T h e ty pi ca l st u d en t wi ll beco me the 'p ar t-t im e' or non- tra dit ion al one du rin g the 80 's, " sai d th e p res ide nt. "P ar ks id e will be ab le to cop e w ith the upco min g ha rd tim es be cau se it tak es ad­ va nta ge of th e cha ngi ng stu de nt poo l." Out -of- stat e tuitio n will als o play a big rol e in enr oll me nt cha nge s her e. Altho ugh the st at e leg isl atu re fail ed to pa ss a bill lowe ring the non res ide nt tuitio n du rin g the las t ses sio n, a new app roa ch to the prob lem wa s con sid ere d rec ent ly by the Bo ard of Re gen ts. As O'N eil ad de d, "T he re tend s to be ve ry lit tle sup po rt f or red uct ion s in tuit ion s. Any pro pos al lowe ring th e, fee dif fer en tia l is se en a s a los s." Th e Bo ard is pre sen tly work ing on a "m od es t" pro gr am of red uci ng su mm er fe es . "H op ef ul ly , th e in cr ea si n g num ber of out -of- stat e stu de nts would ma ke up for the dif­ fe re nc e, " ad de d O 'Nei l. T he re a re ma ny pot ent ial Pa rk sid e stu de nts now res idi ng in La ke Coun ty, Il lin oi s who wi ll no t a tt e n d Pa rk sid e be cau se of the hig h non res ide nt fee s. Ge ner all y, O'Ne il st at ed th at th er e will be two typ es of un ive rsi tie s th at will grow sub ­ sta nt ial ly dur ing the de ca de . The fir st is the un ive rsi ty sit ua ted in an ar ea wh ere the pop ulat ion is grow ing rap idl y, suc h as the sou thw est ern pa rt of the Unit ed St at es . The sec ond type is t he v ery spe cia lize d un ive rsi ty. O 'N ei l se e s u n d e rg ra d u at e edu cat ion mov ing b ack t ow ard the lib er al a rt s and sci en ce s whi le st u d e n ts wo rk fo r m or e spe cia liza tio n on the gr ad ua te lev els . Th is is co nt ra ry to the belief th at un de rg ra du at e s choo ls ar e push ing to a mo re voc atio nal c u rr ic u lu m . " In th e 80 's I' d ve ntu re th at the tre nd will be rev ers ed , with a red isc ov ery of the lib er al ar ts and sc ie nc es ," sai d O'N eil. Ins titu tion s mu st dea l with the re c ru it in g of m in o ri ti es an d wom en als o. "U niv ers itie s' mu st work to ma ke them fee l wel com e and co mf or tab le, " O'N eil st at ed . "M uch of the tim e the fir st few mi no riti es ar e thro wn into a hos tile atm os ph er e which they hav e tro ub le dea ling wi th. " O 'Nei l see s t hi s as just one ans we r to the prob lem of rete ntio n of min orit y stu de nts and fac ult y. He co uld n't m ak e sp e c ta c u la r pr om is es eit he r, sta tin g, "Of co ur se th er e will be fai lur es . . . " Ov era ll, O 'Neil l sa id th at he ha s be en q u it e im p re ss ed wi th Pa rk sid e for som e tim e, citi ng Pa ks id e's ou tre ac h pr og ram s, the fac ult y and the uni que Col legi ate Ski lls pr og ram as fa ct or s th at ma ke Pa rk sid e sta nd out am ong un ive rsi tie s. Pickets protest ten ure deci sion by Sue Stev ens R ob er t O 'N ei l, th e new Pr es id en t of the Un ive rsit y of Wisc onsin Boa rd of R eg ent s, wa s me t by pic ket ers Mond ay dur ing his fir st visi t to Pa rk sid e. Th e pic ke ter s, me mb ers of the Pa rk sid e Mino rity S tud ent Union, we re dem and ing jus tice in the ten ur e ca se of Pr ofe sso r Glen Dost on. Dost on, the sol e blac k fac ulty me mb er he re , wa s den ied bec aus e he did n't me et th e Pe r­ so nn el Re vi ew C o m m it te e' s cr ite ria for pub lishi ng, de sp ite the fac t th at he w as rec om me nde d fo r ten ure by his divis ion. In a st at em en t to the loca l me dia , Ch avez Ep ps , p res ide nt of MSU st at ed , "W e feel th at Pr of . Doston shou ld be exe mp ted from the publ ishin g c ri te ri a bec aus e he has been out sta ndi ng in se rv ic e. " O'N eil list ene d to the stu de nts and sai d he' d be happ y to me et with min ori ties abo ut the ir con­ ce rn s. But he wa sn 't ma kin g any pro mi ses . Sai d O'N eil, "T he in­ st it u ti o n s th em se lv es a r e rep ons ible for ma kin g ten ur e dec isio ns. I ca nno t say any thi ng a t ph oto by Ph i I D eL ui sa thi s poin t th at would infl uen ce, eit he r wa y, a deci sion ab ou t pe rso nn el. " The MSU wa s als o con cer ned with the rec rui tin g and ret ent ion of mi nor ity stu de nts . Du rin g a me etin g with ca mp us lea de rs man y of th e pro ble ms of m ino rity stu de nts we re brou ght to the at ­ tenti on of the new UW p res ide nt. Sai d O' Nei l, " W e h ave se t so me am bi ti o u s go al s re g ar d in g mi no riti es in the UW sy ste m, but it will t ak e som e ti me . It ma y ta ke as long as thi s de cad e to me et th em ." "W e need min orit y fac ult y on ca mp us to lea d us ," st at ed one stu de nt at the stu de nt me etin g. "W e jus t c an 't re la te to o the rs a s we ll. " To th is O 'Neil rep lie d, " I' m su re the re a re people on ca mp us th at you c an talk to t ha t wo uld be sy m pa th et ic ." Hav ing bee n noted for his ac ­ ces sib ilit y t o st ud en ts and fac ult y in the pa st, O'N eil s ee m s to b e a n ad mi ni str ato r who will lis ten . At the end of the day O'N eil sug ges ted th at a me etin g b e se t up so he ma y he ar co mp lai nts mo re thor oug hly. General ele ct ion s Tu esd ay by Ste ve M. D ank ert Ge ne ral elec tion s will be held Tu esd ay , Apr il 1, 1980 . Th e polls will be o pen f rom 7: 00 a.m . to 8:00 p.m . Ex er cis e your rig ht s an d vot e! Th e following is a list of posit ions a nd ca nd ida tes for tho se posi tion s. P re si d e n ti al P re fe re n c e Ca n­ did ate s — R epu blic an P ar ty Geo rge Bu sh, Ph ili p M. Cr ane , Be nja min Fe rn an de z, Joh n B. And erso n, Ron ald Re ag an , Joh n B. Conn ally, Haro ld E . Sta sse n, How ard H. Ba ke r, J r . P re si d en ti al P re fe re n c e Ca n­ did ate s — D em ocr atic Pa rty Ch arl es C. Fin ch , Lynd on La Rouc he, Ed wa rd Ken nedy , Ed­ mund G. Brow n, Jr ., Jim my Ca rte r. P re si d e n ti al P re fe re n c e Ca n­ did ate s — Con stitut ion Pa rty No Na me Ju sti ce of the St ate Su pre me Cou rt Lo uis J . Ce ci , Do na ld W. Ste inm etz Cou rt of Appe als Ju dg e, Di str ict No. 2 Bur ton A. S cot t, Ja m es Re cto r Ca nd ida tes for posi tion s for the City and Count y of Ra cin e Ald erm ani c Ra ce s Di str ict 2 — Ja m es R. Fie ne , Pa tri ci a A. O ber nbe rge r Di str ict 4 — Ja m es K. Kee fe, Hall L. Ha rdy Di str ict 6 — Dorot hy H. Con- sta nt in e, M ari e Oliver Di str ict 8 — Ro ber t L. Tu rne r Di str ict 10 — Fr an k A. Ba rry J . Di str ict 12 — J oh n A. Ei ler s Di str ict 14 — Ma ria n J . An­ de rse n, Willi am J . Du cha c D is tr ic t 15 — R ob er t Su ch ard a Di str ict 16 — J oh n E . Otto Di str ict 18 — Ja m es A. Ea st m an Count y Su per vis or Ra ce s Di str ict 1 Rut h R. Ge dw ard t Dis tric t 2 — Ch arl es H. Con- st at in e Di str ict 3 — John L. Sp aet h Di str ict 4 — Ja m es F . Roone y Di str ict 5 — F ra nk N. Mille r Di str ict 6 — Mich ael Ch arl es Neu, Fr an kl in R. Pa yn e D is tr ic t 7 — R ay m on d J . DeH anhn Di str ict 8 — Mich ael S. Gall o, Conti nued On Pa ge Two ph ot o b y Ph il D eL ui sa RO BE RT O 'N E IL , n ew pr es id en t of th e Bo ard of R eg en ts , ad ­ d re ss es th e pr es s. ' I N S I D E . . . • E d it o r ia l: V o te im p e r a ti v e • R e v ie w : L it tl e D a r li n g s te a s e • B a s e b a ll b e g in s • L lo y d W ri g h t a li v e N — — — • C o l I e g i a t e Crier— W e th ou gh t you 'd lik e to k n o w Ju st in ca se you we re wo nde rin g: the two bu s wa itin g pla zas con­ st ru ct ed for Pa rk sid e betw een 1975 an d 1977 had a tot al cos t of $15,350, acc ord ing to a re po rt to t he r eg ul ar me etin g of the UW B oar d of R eg en ts on Fe br ua ry 8. Draft Re gis tra tio n fo ru m ; M on da y A pub lic for um , "R eg ist ra tio n and the D ra ft ", will be held Mon day, Ma rch 31, 19 80 at 7:30 p . m. in the Com m. Ar ts T he at re . P an el is ts will inc lud e Co ngr ess ma n Le s Aspin , Lt . Ge ne ral Dan iel Gr ah am (USA, R et .), re pr es en tat ive s fro m Na tio nal Org ani zat ion for Wome n, the Am eri can Legi on, and Wisc onsin Co mm itte e Ag ain st the Dr af t. Mo der ato r for the for um will be Ke nne th Hoo ver. Fr ee ta lk o n Wr ons ki Lo gar ith ms Wro nski Lo ga rith ms will be the topic of a fr ee pub lic talk given by Was hing ton S ta te Un ive rsi ty p rof ess or Don ald Bu sha w. T he tal k w ill be tom orr ow , M arc h 28, at 2:30 p. m. i n M olin aro H all, Room 107 . Tal k w ill be pre cee ded by c offe e in Mol inar o Hal l, Room i l l , at 2:00 p. m. Vio lin- Pia no rec ita l o n Apr il 10 A sec ond violin - piano re cit al by vio lini st Ed en Van ing and pia nis t Elo ise Niwa will be hel d Th urs da y, Apr il 10, at 8 p. m. Re cit al will tak e pla ce in C omm . Art s The at re . Adu lts $2.00, Stu de nts $1.00. Er ic At ki ns on w or k s o n di sp la y A one - m an s how of pa int ing s an d dra wi ng s by Er ic Atkin son will be on dis pla y in the UW-P Co mm . Ar ts Ga lle ry , now th rou gh A pril 9. A n sw er s to pr ev io us GRE a pt itu de te st a va il ab le Ans wer s to the G ra du at e Rec ord Ex am ina tio n Apt itud e T es t (giv en las t Ja nu ar y 12) a re now av ail ab le. To obt ain a copy of the tes t que stio ns a nd an sw ers s end $2.0 0 pe r book let cop y to G ra du at e R eco rds Ex am ina tio n Bo ard , P rin ce ton , New J er se y 085 40. Ans wer s to Ap ril 26 and Apr il 28 ex am s will be a va ila ble af te r Ju ly 1. Ge ne ra l e le c ti o n s Tuesday T h e G l o b e at a G la n c e Sha h g oe s to Egy pt The S hah of Ir an left Pa na m a to go to Eg yp t Su nda y. The pur pos e of the tri p is to obt ain me dic al tre at m en t and tak e up Pr es id en t Sa da t's inv itat ion of res ide nce in Eg yp t. (CBS New s, Ma rch 23, 1980) Mar chai s w as Nazi vo lun tee r In an ar tic le call ed "T he Li e" , the P ar is news ma gaz ine L'E x- pre ss sai d th at Fr en ch Com­ mun ist P ar ty Le ad er, Geor ge" M arc ha is, had vol unt eer ed to work for the Naz is in 1942 . Ma r­ ch ais cl aim s it wa s for ced lab or, and sa ys he ret ur ne d to F ra nc e in 1943 . L' Ex pr es s sa ys th e Com­ mu nis t lea de r re tu rn ed in May 1945 an d tha t M ar ch ais 's for eig n reg ist ra tio n ca rd is s til l on file in A ug sb ur g, We st G er m an y to pro ve it. (Ne wsw eek , Ma rch 17, 1980 ) Eur ope ans cut Irania n tie s Re po rts say tha t the Eu ro pe an Co mm on M ar ke t na ti on s a re see kin g wa ys to pr es su re I ra n into rel ea sin g the U.S. hos tag es. Th e way s this ma y be acc om plis hed ar e beli eved to be a pos sibl e se ve rin g of dip lom ati c rel ati on s wi th Ir a n . (C hi ca go T ri b u n e, Ma rch 22, 1980) I A & ^ , / JL r Y o u p l a y t h e ^ l e a d i n g r o l e i n o u r figh t a g a in st su p p o rt b ir th d ef ec ts M A R C H OF D IM E S Ca rte r cu ts to pe an ut s Pr esi de nt Ca rte r is pla nni ng to prop ose $70 0 m illion in cu ts fro m 198 0 spe ndi ng in an effo rt to bal anc e the fed era l bud get. Th e Pr es ide nt will a lso seek $13 to $14 billion in cu ts i n t he prop osed 198 1 bu dg et . A U. S. Ho us e of Re pr es en tat ive s pla n will cu t $16.5 billion from th e 1981 bud get . Th e Se na te beg an dr aft ing its own pla ns ye ste rd ay . (Th e New York Tim es, Ma rch 24, 1980 ) Invest igation find s ab u se s A Ge ne ral Acco untin g Office inv est iga tion int o fe de ra l con­ tr ac ts aw ard ed to pr iv at e con­ su lta nt s has found ser iou s, per ­ va siv e abu se s. Th e 10 month s tud y sam ple d 111 co nt ra cts and found m is m an ag em en t an d w a st e ' ev er y w h er e it lo ok ed . (T he Wash ington Po st, Ma rch 21 , 1980) Dollar a t high point The do lla r rea ch ed its hig hes t m ar k in 2 1/4 ye ar s on worl d cu rr en cy m a rk e ts , w hi le Tr ea su ry bill ra te s soa red am id fe ar s of c re di t tig hte nin g by the Fe d. Th e Tr ea su ry bills now st an d at 15.7% fo r 6 mo nth iss ue s. Gold fell to $548 an ounc e a nd the Dow Jon es av er ag e fell to 765. 44, its lowe st lev el in alm os t two ye ar s. (Th e Wall St re et Jo ur na l, Ma rch 25, 1980) Sov iet- Cub an ta k eo v e r pl an s su rf ac e Ant i-Ca stro sp ie s rep or t Sov iet- Cu ba n pl an s to he lp to pp le go ve rnm en ts in Gu ate m ala , E l Sa lva do r, Do min ican Rep ubl ic, Ha iti, and Colu mbi a in 1980 . Pro ble m thou gh, gu eri lla s nee d m on ey . (C oi nc id en ce ? L ef ti st gu er ill a's took 73 peop le ho sta ge in B og ata , Colo mbia Fe b. 27 ,1980. Re aso n? $50 millio n, a mo ng oth er thin gs. ) (The Sp otl igh t, Ma r. 3, 1980 ) Cont inued Fr om Pa ge One Jos eph L. Ja ge r - Di str ict 9 — Hart we ll A. Smi ley Di str ict 10 — A . Bri an Calh oun, Thor Lieu ngh Di str ict 11 — Sha ron R. Wid- m ar , Will iam H. Mille r D is tr ic t 12 — N or m an G. Bau ern fein d Di str ict 13 — Ro be rt W. J ohn son Dis tric t 14 — Gord on L. Niels en Di str ict 15 — Dav id W. Re t- zin ge r, Ha min M. Mu ham ma d Ed ito ri al Di str ict 16 - Wilfr ed Joh n Pa tr ic k, Ro ber t W. M utc hle r D is tr ic t 17 — W ill iam K. Kn uds en, Will iam Sklb a Di str ict 18 — Jos eph M. Kelly Mu nici pal Ju dg e Ro ber t Mich elson Co nsta ble Q ue nt in G. Ll oy d, Le w is Ro gne rud School Bo ard Me mb ers , Unif ied Scho ols Wil liam H. Ku mm , Ad ore e M. S en zi g, V al er ie R. Han sen Eu ge ne J . Dun k, Berni ce M Th om sen , J oe H ar ris , Rich ard D M ad de rn, Ma rvi n J . Happel Re fer en da Ques tion "Sh ou ld Ra cin e Count y abolish the ele cte d office of coro ner and re pl ac e it with an appoin ted posi tion of me dic al ex am ine r?" Ca nd ida tes for posit ions for the City an d Coun ty of Kenosha Ma yor Joh n D. Bil otti , Pa ul Saft ig Al de rm an Ca sim ir J . Miec howic z, Jo hn C. Wa siul ews ki Mu nic ipa l Ju sti ce Da vid M. Ba sti an , Ma rk R. Fe nn em a Ken osh a Coun ty Cir cuit Court Br anc h 4 Mic hae l S. Fi sh er Coun ty Su pe rv iso r Don ald M. Me tte n, Ch arl es E. Wal ler Ca nd ida tes for Schoo l Boa rd K e rr y W. P o lt ro ck , Da vid Ha lbr oo ks, M ark Lin das , Rob ert Wilson Pa rtt im e co sts st ud ie d Th er e a re ad de d co sts for se rv in g pa rt- tim e stu de nt s — esp ec ial ly e ve nin gs a nd wee ken ds — wh ich a re not now reco gniz ed by the st at e' s en ro llm en t fund ing fo rm ul a. Th at is th e c onc lusi on of a re po rt d isc us sed by t he bus ines s an d fin an ce co m m itt ee of the Un ive rsi ty of Wisc onsi n Sy ste m Bo ard of Re ge nts . Th e re po rt sa ys th at pa rt- tim e en ro ll m en t in th e un iv er si ty sy ste m ha s in cr ea se d by 9,632 stu de nt s in th e pa st six ye ar s (34% ). Th is gro wth re pr es en ts 66% of the to tal UW Sy ste m en ro ll m en t in c re a se in th a t per iod . F or th es e re a so n s, th e dis cus sio n pa pe r con clu des , th e en ro ll m en t fu nd in g fo rm u la shou ld be mod ified to rec ogn ize the co sts . Fu rt he r it sa ys , the re a re o th er is su es re la te d to eq uit ab le f und ing whic h ca nno t b e res olv ed eve n with a mod ified fo rm ul a. g a n g e r is no w a cc e p ti n g a p p li c a ti o n s fo r th e E d i t o r fo r th e 1 9 8 0 -8 1 ac ad em ic ye ar . A pp lic an ts m us t b e re gi st er ed UW P ar ks id e st ud en ts p la n n in g to ta ke at lea st 6 cr ed its ea ch se m es te r. D e a d li n e fo r a p p li c a ti o n s : A p ri l 2 1 , 1 9 8 0 Se nd ap pl ic at io n & re su m e to : Ra ng er WLLC D139 UW -Pa rks ide Ke nos ha, WI 531 41 V o te im p e r a ti v e by Sue St ev en s Wh at ca n I sa y i n an e di to ria l th at wi ll m ov e P ar ks id e s tu de nt s to vo te i n nex t T ue sd ay 's ele cti on ? Wha t c oul d po ssi bly ha pp en th at would m ak e you re al iz e th at votin g is a ne ce ss ar y pa rt of life in th es e Un ited S ta te s? How ab ou t an in te rn at io na l cr is is o r a sc re we d up eco no my , o r eve n the dr af t? Would th es e is su es be eno ugh to m ak e a stu de nt wa nt to v ote ? Th ey sho uld be , th ey 'r e only a few of th e iss ue s aff ec tin g you r ig ht now? Th e W isco nsin pr im ar y ha s a lw ay s b een one th at pr ov es to be a tu rn in g poin t in th e pr es id en tia l ra ce . It 's im pe ra tiv e th at a s ma ny Wisc onsin cit ize ns vot e a s pos sib le. Ou rs is on e of th e few open pr im ar ie s le ft i n thi s na tio n. Ou rs is one s ta te th at le ts th e peo ple de cid e on ca nd id at es , not a pol itic al m ac hi ne . Not only will thi s ele cti on he lp de cid e th e no mi ne es fo r th e pr es id en tia l ra ce , but it will als o de cid e who ru ns ou r loc al co mm un iti es . Pa rk si de is sup po sed to be wo rki ng clo sel y wit h ou r nei ghb ori ng ci tie s an d tow ns. Any loc al po liti cal de cis ion s ca n an d will af fe ct Pa rk si de an d it s st ud en ts both di re ct ly an d in di re ctl y. Two we eks ag o th e P ar ks id e S tud en t G ov ern me nt As soc iat ion hel d sp rin g ele cti on s. At th at tim e I ple ad ed wit h st ud en ts to m ak e a cho ice . How m an y vot ed? Only one ten th of th e s tu de nt body bo the red to sa y an yt hi ng ab ou t iss ue s th at af fe ct th em di re ct ly . An i m po rta nt res olu tio n co nc ern ing a 50 ce nt ra is e in tui tio n wa s pa ss ed wi th 120 y es vo tes ! Th at m ea ns th at al m os t 5,000 stu de nt s will be she llin g out an ex tr a half buck be ca us e the y di dn 't b oth er t o vo te. Do y ou re al iz e t ha t if th is c on tin ue s an yo ne cou ld p ut a re fe re nd um on t he ba llo t to g et mo ney fro m st ud en ts an d know th at it will pa ss ? Th e s am e thi ng ca n ha pp en at th e l oc al an d na tio na l lev el . If you wa nt so me thi ng don e, or be tte r ye t, if you wa nt to pr ev en t so m eth in g fr om hap pen ing (th e d ra ft fo r i ns ta nc e) us e y our vo te to ex pr es s yo ur op inio n. Af ter a ll, t h a t' s w hy ele cti on s a re hel d in th e fi rs t pl ac e. Ande rson st an ds apar t D ea r P a rk si d e S tu de n ts an d Fa cu lty : Next T ue sd ay , Apr il 1 is th e d at e of the Wisco nsin St at e P ri m ar y. Many of you hav e pe rh ap s not yet chos en the c an di da te to wh om you will giv e you r su pp ort . Afte r following the ca m pa ig ns for the la st se v e ra l m on th s an d in ­ ve sti ga tin g the ca nd id ate s and th eir s tan ds on th e i ssu es we h av e de ter mi ne d t ha t Jo hn And erso n is the bes t c an di da te fo r t he of fice of the Pr es id en cy . Joh n And erso n gr ad ua te d ^ ro m the Un ive rsit y of Il lino is P hi Be ta Ka ppa an d wen t on to re ce iv e his M as ter s in Law fro m H ar va rd . R e p re se n ta ti v e A nd er so n h a s se rv ed in Co ngr ess sin ce 1961 and ha s pro vid ed lea de rs hi p in Civil R ig ht s le g is la ti o n , on en ­ vir on me nta l iss ue s, an d su pp or ts tig hte r fis ca l pol icie s to cu rb inf lat ion . 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Th e Wis cons in p rim ar y i s bou to be cl os e. Th is op en pr im ar y v de te rm in e th e via bil ity of t An der son ca m pa ig n. Let yc vot e on Ap ril 1 m ak e t he Ande rs Di ffe ren ce. Re bec ca D usch Gor don J . Stein Do n't b e a fo o l! VOTE o n A p r il 1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger, Volume 8, issue 25, March 27, 1980 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 27, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Open Letter from Chancellor Keating on Plan 2008 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ... fife a hll for Muruhv and lawrence? The two stars team up to break their losing streaks. -Page 10 Vandals hit Library, see Police Beat for info. -Page 3 Student Nc,vspaper of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside volume27.issue23.april22 Open letter from Chancellor Keating on Plan 2008 As our campus brings the implementation planning for UWParkside's Plan 2008 to a close, I would personally like to thank all involved. The Plan 2008 committee, chaired by Larry Duetsc.h, has worked overtime to produce an excellent plan that effectively addresses all seven of the UW System's diversity goals for the next decade. I would also like to thank everyone who attended meetings and contributed ideas and suggestions. This was truly a campuswide effort. As a relatively new Chancellor, I am happy that the campus has recommended to the Regents an aggressive plan to pursue enhanced diversity in the campus community. It gives me a map to follow for the future, and whatever has happened in the past is history. It allow me to expect energetic directions toward diversity that the campus has identified for itself. My administration fully encourages this direction. Our next challenge is to carry out this plan. I am concerned that every member of this educational community recognize that the specific goals will not be attained unless we all enter into the effort in a spirit of constructive dialogue. One expects to find differing ideas in an educational setting. However, we must avoid actions, statements, and other behaviors that constitute harassment of individuals or groups, while at the same time maintaining an environment that supports the free exchange of ideas. Racial and ethnic diversity is a crucial element of any college campus today. Without a diverse faculty, staff, and student body, as well as a curriculum that reflects a rich diversity of peoples and cultures, none of our students will obtain an adequate education for the 21st Century. We will not be able to build on the progress we have made in our learning community unless we maintain a high level of collegiality and a campus climate that is free of harassment. Language or behavior that corrodes building a positive climate will not be tolerated on See Letter, Page 12 IC "a' NEWS ...... · ............. 2-6 COMMENTARY ............. J SPORTS ................... 8 z ENTERTAINMENT ....... 9-11 JUMP ..................... 12 - Disc Goll at OW-Parkside Erin Reimer It's happened to many of us when we have stayed on campus for the weekend and thought "there is nothing to do here." Students say UWParkside needs more weekend activities. Well, at least a partial solution may come this Fall. UW-Parkside is working to start a "Disc Golf" program. Administrators hope the course will help keep students here on the weekends. The course would be located in the between the Communication Arts and the Sports and Activities Center. UW-Parkside received a matching basket grant from the Professional Disc Golf Association (PDGA). The PDGA pays for nine of the basket holes, but UW-Parkside still needs to raise money for the other nine baskets. Each "hole" will have signs indicating the hole number, the distance in feet, a description of the hole, and a student organization sponsorship. Biology's Ed Wallen researched the PDGA grant. He then showed the idea to Residence Life Director DeAnn Stone, . and she signed for the grant. The course is scheduled for a possible opening date in Fall of Disc golf may become the latest craze at UW-Parkside this fall. 1999. What is disc golf? Disc golf is played much like traditional golf. Instead of a ball and clubs, players use a Frisbee. The sport started in the 1970s, and shares golf's objective of completing each hole in the fewest number of strokes, or in the case of disc golf, fewest number of throws. A.disc is thrown from a tee area to a target, which is the "hole." The hole can be one of a number of disc golf targets; the most common is called a Pole Hole, an elevated metal basket. As a player pro- See Disc, Page 12 III 1.... 23-.lprIl22.1999 Darrell Fralin "A 'MOO' is a virtual world located in cyberspace," said UW-Parkside Professor Robert Canary, part of the English Department faculty and one of the few professors to utilize MOO online at UW-Parkside. He goes on to explain, "Users connected to it over the internet create and change the environment as they interact within it in real time." The basic MOO language and database were developed by Xerox about ten years ago. MOOs are used for a great variety of purposes, ranging from on-line instruction to pure socializing. The UW-Parkside MOO has had over a thousand regular users, about a third of them being UW -Parkside students. It also includes people from over a dozen countries. He has taught two classes entirely on-line using the Parkside MOO. "This semester all of my classes are using it, with varying degrees of success, to post to a class bulletin board and to access sample test results." MOO is now in its third year of operation, and can be reached at http://moo.uwp.edu:8000. For more information, contact Professor Robert Canary in the English Department at (414) 595-2525. Editor-in-Chief Amanda Bulgrin Sports Editor Sonya Flower Business Manager Sarah Schwalbach Layout Editor Kreggjacoby April 8 to April 14 Art o UW-Parkside Student Art Exhibition, through April 30, ComArts Gallery, free; hours: Mon/Thurs, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Tues/ Wed, 11 a.m.-8 p.m., free Plays At Parkside o Our Town, pril 23-24, April 3O-May 1, 7:30 p.m., matinee: April 29, 10 a.rn., ComArts Theater, adults $8, seniors/students $6, ticket information: ext. 2564. Prior to opening rught performance, Augie Wegner Studio Theater will be dedicated: ribbon cutting 6:30 p.m., wine and cheese follows. For information, call ext. 2564. UW-Parkside Noon Concert Series o UW-Parkside Brass Ensemble and UW-Parkside Percussion Ensemble, Audrey Morrison and Debbie Katz Knowles, directors, Friday, April 23, ComArts-D118, free oUW-Parkside choral groups, james Kinchen, conductor, Wednesday, April 28, Union Theater, free o Student Recital, Friday, April 30, Union Theater, free Films o "Live Flesh," April 22-25, Thursday /Friday 7:30 p.m., Saturday, 8 p.m., Sunday, 2 p.m., adrn.i ion by season pass o "Rocky Horror Picture Show," Friday, April 23, pre-show at 11 p.m., movie at midnight, $2 for tudents, $3 for non-students o "Best Friend's Wedding," April 28/30, 8 p.m., Union Cin rna, $1 f r students, $2 for non- tudents Soup & Substance o Feng Shui-What Is It?, April 28, noon; admission, soup, bread free Other Events o Panel discussion: Race, Crime, and the Law, Thursday, April 22, 3:30 p.m., Union 104 o Symposium: Poetry of james Liddy, Thursday, April 22, 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge, free o Basics of Web Page Design, w!Jeremy Santori, Communication Lab Workshop, Friday, April 23, noon, Wyllie Computer Lab Sports Baseball Northern Kentucky, Saturday, April 24, noon (double header) Northern Kentucky, Sunday, April 25, noon (double header) Softball Lake Forest, Tuesday, April 27, 3 p.m. (double header) Sigma Tau Delta Dales Shakespeare birthday dinner in the Union, Friday, April 23, 5:30-9:30 p.m. English Festival, April 28-29 Symposium on local poet, james Liddy, in Overlook Lounge, Thursday, April 22, 7:00 p.m. Sigma Tau Delta Induction Banquet in Union 106, May 7, 6:00p.m. GS :I III II I- @ ---.rT I DO Photo Editor Daniel Yaris Ad Design Editor Nicole McQuestion Copy Editor Stefanie Beard ()ffice Assist3l\t jeanie Schober Writers Chris Summy Kelly Voss Vito Tribuzio Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ieft Mueller The Ranger News is published every Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisconsin-Uw-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Subscriptions are available at the cost of $15 for 26 issues. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to bulgrOOO@uwp.eduby noon the Friday before publication. Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publication purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. 2 Race, Crime and the Law A public forum entitled "Race, Crime, and the Law" will be h Id tcx:lay, April 22, at 3:30 p.m. in Union 104. At the forum, peak rs includin UW- Par ide' Aaron Snyd r, Joe Pearson, Carol T b n and Jam Kin h , Racin Publi f nd r Jennifer Bias, and Stan Stojkovic of UW- Milwauk , will hav about fiv open up th discussion about race and th criminal justi tern. Th the f_ rum will open to the public and th speakers will answer qu ti from th audi Everyone is invited to attend this program which will run until survev: Business Deg re eans ~ucce s Th Career Center's annual placement survey show UW-Par id busin have no trouble gaining employm t. Over the p t three y ars, ju t 4. those responding were unemployed at i:h tim of the surv . Bu in gra positions in a broad variety of industries from health care and insuran unting and manufacturing. Ranger Hall Misfits According to Director of R ident Life DeAnn tone, "Th y will pay f r it way or the other." Stone's comm nt cam in po ~ t van lism at Ran r Hall. At on time, throwing various items on top f th spit guard in th atrium w considered the fun thing. Times hav changed and vandals are tealing m number signs. In fact, th y hav stolen 71 in all, totalin $1,775 in darna '1t is starting to add up mon y wise, " said Ston . ot only is it costly to do this, but for visitors it is very hard to navigat II\ th building since there aren't any igns around. Other incid ents that have happened in th past are indoor wa r ball n figh the ft of lobby furniture, a stolen vacuum, and a lot of brok furniture: What some residents don't r alize is that they are going to, as Ston "d, pay for the damages. All th e residents in the hall can be fined, which w uld be taken out f the $50 security deposit. Another way residents will pay for it is that room and board fees will keep increasing as the problems persist. "MOO" Getting Bigger Al OW-Parkside Darrell Fralin "A 'MOO' is a virtual world located in cyberspace," said UW-Par ide Pr ~ Robert Canary, part of the English Department faculty and one of the t w pro to utilize MOO online at UW-Parkside. He goes on to explain, '1J rs connected to it over the Internet create and change the environment as th y interact within it in real time." The basic MOO language and database were developed by Xerox about ten years ago. MOOs are used for a great variety of pwposes, ranging from on-line instruction to p ure socializing. The OW-Parkside MOO has had over a thousand regular rs, about a third of them being UW-Parkside students. It also incl udes people from over a dozen countries. H e h as taught two classes entirely on-line using the Parkside MOO. ''This semester all o f m y classes are using it, with varying degrees of success, to post to a class bulletin board and to access sample test results." M OO is n ow in its third year of operation, and can be reached at http://moo.uwp.edu:8000. For more information, contact Professor Robert Canary in the English Department at (414) 59~2525. Edito r-in-Chief Amanda Bulgrin Sports Editor Sonya Flower Busin es Mana ger Sarah Schwalbach Lay out Editor Kregg Jacoby April 8 to April 14 Art tud nt Art hibition, throu h pril 30, • , h urs: M n/Thur , 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Tu / inch n, c nductor, pril 2 , n on; admis i n, oup, • Pan I di i n: Ra , rim , and th Law, Thur a , April 22, 3: 0 p.m., Uni n 104 iddy, Thur day, April 22, 7 • ymp ium: P try p.m., rl k Loun , fr • Ba ic f W b Pag De ign, w /Jer m an tori, Communicati n Lab Wor h p, Fn ay, pril 23, n n, Wylli Comput rLab ports Ba ball orth m K ntucky, aturday, April 24, noon (d ubl h ader) orth m K ntuck , unday, April 25, n n (doubl h ad r) Softball Lake For t, Tu day, pril 27, 3 p.m. (doubl head r} Sigma Tau De ta Date Shak pear birthday dinn r in the Union, Frida , April 23, 5:30-9:30 p.m. English Fe ti al, April 28-29 Sympo ium on local poet, James Liddy, in 0v rlook Lounge, Thursday, April 22, 7:00 p.m. Sigma Tau Delta Induction Banqu t in Union 106, May 7, 6:00p.m. = Ill II I- @ HIN STODO Photo Editor Daniel Yaris Ad Design Edit or icole McQu tion C opy Editor St fani Beard O f fice Assi s t ant J anie Schab r Wri ters Chris Summy K lly Vos Vito Tribuzio Ranger A dvi or Dav Buchanan J ff Mu ller The Ranger ew is published very Thursday throughout th m t r by tudents of the ide, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and cont nt. ubscripti ns ar available at th c t of $15 for 26 · u . Letters to the Editor policy: Th Rang r ew en urag I tt rs to the Editor. Lett hould not ceed 250 words and hould be delivered to th Rang r ew office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to bulgrOOO@uwp.edu by n n th Friday before publication. tt rs must be typed and include the auth r' name and ph n number. Lett must free from misl ading r libelous c ntent. Le tt rs that fail to comply will not be published. F r publication purposes, auth r's nam can be withh Id, but only u n requ t. Rang r ws reserv the right to edit all I tt . Christine Persons University of Wisconsin-Parkside history professor John Buenker has just released his 10th book. Titled "The Progressive Era," it covers the state's growth from 1893 to 1915, and is one of six volumes chronicling the History of Wisconsin. It has been added to the State Historical Collection. Buenker spent 11 years researching and studying the state's history for the book. The progressive era of Wisconsin interests Buenker because our's is one of the most progressive states in U.S. history. Buenker thinks Wisco;'sin is the number one state to research due to the numerous amount of changes that occurred during this era. Political reform, educational, and income tax changes are just a few of the many lasting changes covered in this volume. "It was a period in which the state had the greatest notoriety, the greatest respect throughout the nation," said Buenker. A full chapter in "The Progressive Era" is dedicated to The "Wisconsin Idea." There is no clear definition given for this area in history according to Buenker, therefore he felt that.he should elaborate on this division of history. The combination of research and study in this field that Buenker has done gives his students an abundant source of information. The information he gathers outside of his classroom material also is a rich resource for his students to tap. Buenker conducted his study at the UWParkside's Research Center and at the State Historical Society Library. Teaching is an opportunity for him to let his knowledge and his classroom text reinforce one another. "The Progressive Era" can be found at most local book stores including Schwartz's, Barnes and Noble, and The University of Wisconsin Press store. It also is available at the UWParkside's library. ~,.l!.~,.".,fi.t""..'e" "e" "." "." "." "e" "e"-"."-"."..-"e" "." ".1., "1,, "'."..."- ." "." "." "e" "."..."-." 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We will pay $7.0041r for telephone specialists, $B.0041r for ,," ;,~ supervisors, and if youpartidpate as m organization, we willrebate 1% of the evening's tota1pledges to your organization. If this irJterestsyou mdJ ;,~ ~;: or ycnr organization, fill out the form below and retum to Aruba Siwpson, Director of .Aluwni Relations & the .Amlua1FWd, Wyll 3309, by ~;: ~.~ Manday,May 3. Questions, call 595-2233 ~.~ 't"'- "~ ."...a.f.".".1.,.,., .,.l.#..."..a.t'...,.'.I...,-.a.l...,.I...,....'.,.-,i; "l, '&1 "i., '." "."-".',;',1# "." "e" "el.e.l,1., "." "."-~.l"'.1'" ".l", ,14"-'." -"e" "." "."-"." "." "." "0" ".ll..,a, ",-&4'" ",at-' ....' 't" " ....'1' '," " ....'1' 't' 't' " 't' '.' '1' 't'- ',' " '1' ,,' 't' '1' It' 't' '1" " '1' '1' 't'" '1' '1' '1""'1" 't" 't' '1"'-',' 't""" '1'"'1' 04109/99 Inc 99-264 Personal Property Theft, Wyllie Hall, 5:09 p.m. Student reported a leather jacket and wallet stolen from the L-l level of the library. No witnesses or suspects. 04/09/99 Inc 99·265 DPossess/Buy/Receive Stolen Property, Ranger Hall, 11:36 p.m, While on routine patrol, UPPS a.officer saw an EXITand room sign in the window of an open room of Ranger Hall. Contact was made with the residents and signs confiscated. 04/12/99 Inc 99-268 Fireworks, University Apartments, 1:34 a.m. Officer observed fireworks going off in front of building 4. Area was searched with negative results. 04/12/99 Inc 99-270 Lost Property, University Apartments lot, 1:41p.m. UPPS took a report from a student who stated his car phone was lost by a family member while on campus. 04113/99 Inc 99·275 Traffic Violation, Outer Loop Road by Ranger Hall, 2:16 p.m. Vehicle was stopped and driver cited for speeding 53 mph in a 25 mph zone. 04/13/99 Inc 99-278 Harassmen t- Racial/Ethnic, University Apartments, 5:04 p.m. Student reported being harassed by two unidentified m al a s . Investigation pending. 04114/99 Inc 99-279 Vandalism, Library, 11:11a.m. Library staff reported three books which had not been checked out, were found soaked in water in a 3rd floor men's restroom. Books are ruined and will have to be destroyed. No suspects at this time. 04114199 Inc 99-280Medical Assist, Greenquist, 1:43 p.m. Officers responded to a report of an unconscious individual. Kenosha Med 5 transported subject to St. Catherine's Hospital. 04114199 Inc 99-281Agency Assist, Ranger Hall, 4:49 p.m. UPPS officer assisted a Kenosha Sheriff Dept. deputy in locating an individual suspected of a drive-off from a gas station. Subjectwas located and agreed to reimburse the station for the amount owed. 04/15/99 Inc 99-283 UWS Chapter 18 Flyers, Comm. Arts Lot, 11:31a.m, Flyers advertising a drama production at Bradford High School were found on vehicles in the lots. Bradford High Schoolwas contacted regarding the university restrictions on this type of activity. 04115/99 Inc 99-286Criminal Damage to Property-State, Wyllie Hall Library, 5:36p.m. Library staff member reported finding seven books which had been pulled off the shelves and soaked with water. Book will have to be replaced. No witnesses or suspects. 04116/99 Inc 99·289Agency Assist. Warrant, Tallent Hall, 9:40p.m. An individual with an outstanding warrant for contempt of court through another agency,was arrested. Bondwas posted and subjectreleased. 04/16/99 Inc 99-290 Theft from Building, SAC Basement, 12:02a.m. A Johnson Controls worker reported a fiber hub missing. No suspects or witnesses. 04/16/99 Inc 99·291 Fire Alarm, Ranger Hall, 6:48 p.m. UPPS officers responded to an audible alarm. Investigation revealed alarm had been pulled by a 4-year-old who had been under a student's care. Alarm was reset. 04116/99 INC 99-292Agency Assist, CTH E, 9:47 p.m. Kenosha County Sheriff Dept. requested UPPS assist with an intoxicated driver. Officer stood by until driver's car was removed. 04/17/99 Inc 99-293 Fire Alarm, Union Building, 12:32 a.m. Officeron duty at a dance, responded to an alarm. A male subject was seen fleeing the building. Officer chased the subject who then dove into a creek, exited the water, and continued running through the woods. Pursuit was terminated and alarm reset. ISII123.IDrIlZZ.1888 a Buenker Authors Wisconsin HistOry Book 04/09/99 Inc 99-264 Th ft, Wyllie Hall, 5:09 p.m. leath r stolen from the 1 1 vel o witn uspects. 09/99 Inc 99-265 Posse s/Buy /Receive Stol n Rang r Hall, 11:36 p.m. While on routine patrol, EXIT and room sign in the window of an open room of re idents and igns confiscated. 12/99 Apartments, 1:34 a.rn. Officer observed fir works going off in front of building 4. Area was searched with negative results. 12/99 Inc 99-270 Lost Property, University Apartments lot, 1:41 p.m. UPPS who stated his car phone was lost by a member while on campus. 04/13/99 Inc 99-275 Traffic Violation, Out r Loop Road by Ranger Hall, 2:16 p.m. Vehicle was stopped and driver cited for speeding 53 mph in a 25 mph zone. 13/99 Inc 99-278 Harassment-Racial/Ethnic, p.m. Student reported being harassed by two unidentified ma I es Investigation pending. 04/14/99 99-279 11 a.Library staff reported th ree books which had not be n soaked in water in a 3rd floor men' re troom. Books are ruined and wi ll have to be de troyed. No suspects at 04/14/99 280 Medical Assist, Gre nquist, 1:43 p.m. Kenosha Med 5 transported subject to St. Catherine's Hospital. 04/14/99 281 Agency As ist, Ranger Hall, 4:49 p.m. Keno ha Sheriff Dept. deputy su - pected of a drive-off from a gas station. Subject was located and agreed to reimburse the station for the amount owed. 15/99 Inc 99-283 UWS Chapter 18 Flyers, Comm. Arts Lot, 11:31 a.m. Flyers advertising a drama production at Bradford High School were found on vehicles in the lots. Bradford School was contacted restrictions on this type of activity. 04/15/Inc 286 Criminal Damage to Property-State, 36 p.Library staff member reported seven and soaked with water. Book 04/16/lnc 99-289 Agency Assist, Warran t, Hall 40 p.~ contempt of court through another agency, was arrested. Bond was and subject released. 16/99 99-290 from Building, SAC Basement, 02 a.missing. No suspects or wi tnesses. 16/99 99-Alarm, Ranger Hall, 6:48 p.m. audible alarm. Investigation revealed alarm had been pulled a 4-year-old who had 04/16/292 Agency Assist, CTH E, 9:47 p.m. Kenosha County Sheriff Dept. requested UPPS assist with an Offi cer 04/17 /99 Inc 99-293 Fire Alarm, Union Building, 12:32 a.m. Officer on duty at a dance, responded to an alann. A male subject was seen fleeing the building. Officer chased the subject who then dove into a creek, exited the water, and continued running through the woods. Pursuit was tenninated and alarm reset. l111123.aprll22.1999 3 Historv University of Wisconsin-Parkside history professor John Buenker has just released his 10th book. Titled "The Progressive Era," it covers the state's growth from 1893 to 1915, and is one of six volumes chronicling the History of Wisconsin. has been added to the State Historical Collection. studying the state's history for the book. The progressive era of Wisconsin interests Buenker Wisconsin numerous amount of changes that occurred during this era. Political reform, educational, and . lasting changes covered in this volume. ' was a period in which the state had the greatest notoriety, the greatest respect throughout the nation," said Buenker. A full chapter in "The Progressive Era" is dedicated to The ''Wisconsin Idea." There is no clear d efinition given for this area in history according to Buenker, therefore he felt that he should elaborate on this division of history. field that Buenker has done gives his students an abundant source of information. The informat ion he gathers outside of his classroom material also is a rich resource for his students to Buenke r conducted his study at the UWParkside's Research Center and at the State Historical Society Library. Teaching is an opportunity for him to let knowledge and his classroom text reinforce one another. 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"•' .. ,. ... ,.,. ...... 1.... 23 .• lrIl22.1I99 er. If you live on campus, there are often many Peer Health Educators flyers up for organizational meetings and camps that you could attend if you wanted to go. Although most are at night there are many things that are sponsored by the Peer Health Educators set up at noon in Main Place If you have any questions about the Peer Health Educators and would like more information, please contact: Marcy Cayo Student Health and Counseling V.w. Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 414-595-2338 Kids Invade Parkside Tracy Rosiak It's kind of like seeing a storm coming your way. The gentle rumble of thunder that gets louder as it approaches you. What is it this time? One-hundred and twenty five fourth and fifth grade kids taking a tour of the UW-Parkside campus. Why would such young kids be taking a tour of a college campus, you might ask? They, along with the Communication Senior Seminar class, are participating in a program called "College Bound". The program is designed to stress the importance of education, but also to give children the opportunity to learn about college at a young age. Many students don't receive general knowledge about college until they enter high school, so learning at a young age can be beneficial The goal of the program is to inform young children about the benefits of education, and how doing well in school now will benefit them in the future by increasing their chances of gelling into college. The Senior Seminar class has visited five classrooms at Mitchell elementary school in Racine over the past five weeks. Different topics were discussed with the children each time, and now it's their turn to visit our school. This is the last visit, and it gives the children a chance to experience first-hand what they have been learning about. So, if you happen to encounter these kids on campus on April 30, give them a smile and make them feel welcome! For Registered Nursing Students who ar at lea t in their first ernester of nur ing clinical Learn about employment opportunities and have a chance /0 win a stetho cope, portable radio and compact disc player, gift certificates, or movie passes!!! Nurse Technician Open House Friday, April 23, 1999 2-4 p.m. Saint Mary's Medical Center· Racine, I - Auditorium (Lower level Ea I Prof lona' Building, 3903 pring t.) • Enjoy sandwiche .fre h fruit, chip and brownies during the presentation- • Enter your name in a drawing for the above prizes. • Expand your skill as a nursing profe sional while earning extra money needed for chool: Registration i required by April 21. Plea e call 636-4294. ~"'" (Limited space is available.) qpAll Saints Healthcare Syste~. .. In (omm,... It's Coming ... It's Coming". It's Coming .., It's Coming ... It's Coming... It's Coming... It's Coming... It's Coming ... It's Coming... 1 . " :. :. I . " , . ,. ~ . , ~, 1-1 :. I (1. i I 'j'" j (,'~PtJ)!l\O~ 6040 39th Ave. EOJ serves all educational and g<M!ITlment empl~ 5tuden1S of UWParl<side & Gateway. and 1he families of current members. 4 111112a.11r1122 . 111 Peer Health Ed uca tors Becky Bergman Comm250 Everyone knows that people need a helping hand once in a while to guide them through !if . But does everyone know about a wonderful group of peopl we have right here on campus called Peer Health Educators? That's right, a wonderful group of people helping students make better choices to help them lead longer, healthier lives. Who are the Peer Health Educators? They are a group of eigh t students with one captain. Chad Colombari leads this "team" with enthusiasm and encouragement. "Team PHE" includes Chris, Alexis Martin, Heath r Slohr, Dodie Limberg, Tanya Niedzwiecki, Jaysa Graham, Danielle Raap, and Kenyoda Gill. All are on a mission to help educate students on current social issues with a positive peer model approach. To become one of the lite in this team, one mu t hold a 2.25 GPA each semester, be a sophomore or better, have leadership skills or pot ntial leadership skills, be a positive role mod l, and have the desire to educate your peers on certain issues facing many college tudents today. When going out onto campus, the Peer Health Educators talk about topics ranging from alcohol to having a safe Spring Break. They do this by having information tabl es out near the Union or in Main Place with free giveaways, or they go int o the classroom and pre ent th mat rial dir ctly t the stud nt . P r H alth Educator al o go ut in th c mmunity to ducat th un r tudent . Th y g into cla room from grad K-12 and ducat th m on i u facing th m which range from alcohol to ating di order. When talking to arcy Cayo, the Peer Health Educat r ' manager, he explained, "Thi i a gr at learning exp ri nc to b on th team." Many of th educator must go through training of 40 hour in Augu t befor cho I tarts, and during th wint r br a to fre h n up what th y l arn d throughout th m t r. It' rigorous, but t ducat p r n current i u s i v ry r warding to both th tud nt and th ir manager. II you liv on campu , th re are oft n many P r Health Educat r flyers up for rganizational m t ings and camps that you c uld attend if you want d to go. Although most ar at night th r ar many thing that are p n r d by the Peer H alth ducator t up at n n in Main Place If you have any qu tion about the Peer Health Educator and would like more information, please c0ntact· Marcy Cayo Student Health and Counseling U.W. Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 414-595-2338 Kids Invade Parkside Tracy Rosiak It's kind of like seeing a storm coming your way. The gentle rumble of thunder that gets louder as it approaches you. What is it this time? One-hundred and twenty five fourth and fifth grade kids taking a to ur of the UW-Parkside campus. Why would such young kids be taking a tour of a college campus, you might ask? They, along with the Communication Senior Seminar class, are participating in a program called "College Bound". The program is designed to stress the importance of education, but also to give children the opportunity to learn about college at a young age. Many student don't receive general knowledge about college until they enter high school, so learning at a young age can be benefirial The goal of the program is to inform young children about th benefits of education, and how doing well in school now will hen - fit them in the future by increasing their chances of getting into college. The Senior Seminar cla has visited five clas rooms at Mitchell elementary chool in Racine over the past five weeks. Different topic were discussed with the children each time, and now it's their tum to visit our school. Th.is is the last visit, and it gives the children a chance to experience first-hand what they have b n leaming about. So, if you happen to encounter the e kids on campus on April 30, give them a smile and make them f 1 welcome! ... For Registered ursing Students h fir t m J a t ·n f nur in L arn b ut mplo)ln nt opportunili and have a han to win a I th op , p rtahl radio nd ompa t di play r, gift rtifi cat , or m i p ! ! ! urse Technician Open Frida April 23 1999 2-4 p.m. aint udit rium pring t.) R • Enjo; andwiche. fr I, fruit hip a11d brow11i durin ti, pr . 11tati ,,. • Ent r your 11ame in a drawing for th ab ,, priz • E. pand our kill. a a nur,i11 profi . , ional while anting extra m n ded for . hool r uircd Limit d II aint Healthcar all 6-4294. m Inc. It's ( O!'lln \: .. , It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... 1 , ,, i • .• ·• I· ·. , 1 . I, , , II ! ,. . . , , , , , , , , I . 1 ,, '. I· I , .• I 9• ! I ,_,, ,<) c.,,:.i:. .. ) ,lplJ!l\o~ 6~ 39thAve. ECU ~ all educational and goyemment empl~ students of lJW.Pari<side & Gateway. and the families of CUITel'1t members. 1.. 1.la.IBrllll.1811 5 Nutrition and Grades: Can vou eat and be smanerP Theodore Andersen College students are notorious eaters. In college campus dining halls, students tend to overeat at the buffets. The featured foods there are not necessarily nutritious and low in fat. "Grilled foods, pizza, and sub sandwiches are the favorites at UW-Parkside," said Kevin Slowik, head of UW-Parkside's food service. "The nutritional breakdown of our recipes are available although I'd say the athletes are the only ones who request them." Oftentimes, busy students choose convenient foods and fast-food restaurants as quick and inexpensive meals. "I usually have donuts and coffee in the morning," Mile Stankovic said. In order to assure a healthy diet, there are seven dietary guidelines you should follow. The U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Department of Health and Human Services issued the following dietary guidelines. First: eat a variety of foods. Choose serving from each group on the Food Guide Pyramid. Variety provides the necessary nutrients and other substances needed for good health. "I eat healthy which helps me concentrate and gives me the extra energy I need to do my schoolwork," Stankovic said. "Usually Ieat healthy, especially at breakfast," jessica Charon said, "but my downfall is at finals when 1 tend to drink more coffee to stay alert." Nicole Morano also confessed to drinking coffee and eating candy around finals but said, "Usually, I do not eat healthy." Second: balance the food you eat with physical activity; maintain or improve your weight. Regular physical activity keeps you from becoming overweight and also increases one's energy level. Avoid crash diets. Instead. eat less fat, control portion sizes, and increase physical activity. Third: choose a diet with plenty of vegetables, grain products, and fruits. These foods provide minerals, vitamins, dietary fiber, complex carbohydrates and other substances important for good health. Slowik said two soups and vegetables are offered daily in the UW-Parkside cafeteria besides vegetarian dishes, pastas and stir fries. Fourth: choose a diet low in fat, saturated fat, and cholesterol. Some dietary fat is needed in our diet; good choices are polyunsaturated and monounsaturated fats found in nuts, fish and vegetable oils. Avoid the intake of trans-fat found in deep-fried fast foods and other products made with hydrogenated vegetable oils. High cholesterol intake can be a problem for some people so cut back on animal foods that contain cholesterol. Fifth: choose a diet moderate in sugars. Diets high in simple sugars promote tooth decay and supply calories but few nutrients. Sugar can be an additional energy source for those who are active, but to maintain a healthy body weight sugars should be consumed in moderation. "I usually eat candies like Skittles and Nerds for quick energy," said Chad Colombari. Sixth: choose a diet moderate in salt and sodium. Although sodium is an essential nutrient, it is only needed in small amounts. A high amount of sodium has been linked to high blood pressure and an increase in calcium loss that contributes to osteoporosis. Seventh: if you drink alcoholic beverages, do so in moderation. Alcohol provides only calories with few, if any, nutrients. Alcohol should only be consumed in moderation, with meals, and when consumption puts no one at risk. To summarize the guidelines, college students should choose low-fat, low-calorie, nutrient-dense foods such as vegetables, grains, fruits, lean protein sources, and non-fat dairy products rather than sugar and sweets, fatty foods, and alcoholic beverages. Will good nutrition make you smarter? By following the guidelines, you are going to have more energy. When you have more energy, you will study more productively, and for a longer time. These positives are in all students' favor. Memories of Spring Breaks Past Tiffany Stopa Deciding where to go for spring break this year was tough. There were so many great places to go. Some destinations, of course, are better than others. In years past, I've gone to Vail, CO., but this year I decided to go to Key West, FL. Both are great vacation destinations. Two years ago, I went skiing in Vail, Colorado, one of the best places to ski out west. Vail is nestled in a valley about 200 miles from Denver. I decided the best and cheapest way to get to Vail was to fly into Denver and take a bus to V.ail. The views that I experienced during the drive were breathtaking. When I went to Vail I went with a couple friends who were very good skiers. We rented a condo and split the cost. It is cheaper to rent a condo because then it's not necessary to go out to dinner every night and costs can be split. My travel agent found my friends and I a condo that best fit our budget. Some nice hotels I saw were the Vail Racket Ball Club, The Christiana, and The Vail Lodge. Ski lift tickets were the most expensive part of the trip. We spent about $40 a day on lift tickets. The City of Vail offers a free bus service to all destinations in the city which we took advantage. From fast food to five-star restaurants, there were a variety of places to eat. Shopping in Vail was exquisite and expensive but I found some unique gifts for my family. Key West was a great place to go and relax and just take things "day-byday. Its a half-hour plane ride from Miami, but flight into Key West are scarce because the airport is so small. My family and I decided to fly instead of drive because there's not much to see on the way. "The Florida Keys comprise one of the most diverse eco-systems in the world and provide us with such natural beauty that it's hard to imagine the Keys being a part of the real world," comments john Criswell author of the Key West Vacation Guide. Surprisingly, white sand beaches are hard to come by in Key West so we stayed at a hotel with a pool. The island was formed by coral reef, so there were only a couple of sand beaches available for swimming. We also went snorkeling and scuba diving through all of the magnificent reefs. Hotel prices can range from $60 to $300 dollars a night depending on if it's a condo or hotel room. We stayed at the Key West Hilton, a very nice hotel. The room rates there ran between $175 to $350. The Hilton was in dose walking distance or a short scooter ride to all the points of interest. Duval Street through downtown Key West is about seven blocks of popular bars, restaurant, and shops of all sorts. There were many beach shops, clothing stores, and souvenir stores. Some popular bars and great restaurants that we went to were Fat Tuesdays, Margaritavile, and Sloppy [oes. There were also many different fast food restaurants to choose from. Christine james, a college student, said, "I have never had such a fun spring break before and I would defiantly come back, the nightlife was a blast." Historical Key West was also very interesting. There was a trolley to the historical points of interest such as Ernest Hemingway's house. The beautiful architecture and flowers were very unique and greatly appreciated. These two destinations that I have visited were fun and enjoyable. I would definitely consider traveling back to both of them. I do have to say that I did like the sunny and warm atmosphere of Key West better than Vail. Now maybe you have some ideas for next spring break and just remember its never too early to start planning for next year. AnoOWlciag for Fall 1999: Schedule classes when you want! With the University of Wisconsin Colleges' convenient ee-llee courses delivered totally via the Internet you can: • Complete classwork when it's convenient for ~ within the semester • Receive ~ transferable credits • Meet your Ethnic Studies requirement" • Enjoy individual attention from instructors Choose from these interesting, web-based courses for Fall 1999: 'jazz History Ph)"iicaJ,Geography Music English Composition Philosophy Algebra Meteorology News Writing Sociology History anJmon! For infortnlltion or to ~ter: 'Check our website: www.uwc.edulonline or email: pfellows@UWc.edu Summer web-based courses also availabk UNIVERSITY Education via (he: Internet L 11 11123.a prllZZ.1898 5 Nutrition and Grades: Can vou ea t and be sm aner? Theodore Andersen College stud nt are notorious eaters. In college campus dining halls, students tend to overeat at the buffets. Toe featured foods there are not necessarily nutritious and low. in fat. "Grilled foods, pizza, and sub sandwiches are the favorites at UW-Park ide," aid Kevin Slowik, h ad of UW-Parkside' food ervice. "The nutritional breakdown of our r cipes are available aJthough I'd say th athlete ar the only on who request them." Oftentimes, busy students choo convenient foods and fa t-food taurants a quick and in pensive m al . "I u ually have donut and coffee in the morning," Mil Stankovic said. In order to assure a h althy diet, th re ar ven dietary guid Line you h uld follow. The U.S. D partment of Agriculture and th D partrnent of Health and Human rvi issued th following dietary guidelines. First eat a vari ty of foods. Choose serving from each group on the Food Guide Pyramid. Variety provides th nee sary nutrient and other substances needed for good h alth. "I at healthy which help me concentrate and gives me the extra energy r need to do my schoolwork,'' Stankovic aid. "Usually I at healthy, especially at breakfast," Jessica Charon aid, "but Annowadng fur Fall 1999: my downfall is at finals when I tend to drink more coff to stay alert." Nicole Morano also confessed to drinking coffee and eating candy around finals but said, "Usually, I do not eat healthy." Second: balance the food you eat with physical activity; maintain or improve your weight. Regular physical activity keeps you from becoming overweight and also increa es one's energy level. Avoid crash diets. In tead. eat l ss fat, control portion sizes, and incr ase phy ical activity. Third: choose a diet with plenty of vegetables, grain products, and fruits. Th food provide minerals, vitamins, dietary fiber, complex carbohydrates and other substances important for good health. Slowik said two soups and veg tab! are off red daily in th UW-Parkside cafeteria besides vegetarian dishes, pastas and tir fries. Fourth: choose a diet I w in fat, saturated fat, and cholesterol. Some dietary fat is needed in our diet; good choices are polyunsaturated and monounsaturated fats found in nuts, fish and vegetable oils. A void the intake of trans-fat found in deep-fried fast foods and other products mad with hydrogenated vegetable oil . Hjgh cholesterol intake can be a pr bl m for some people so cut back on animal foods that contain cholest rol. Schedule classes when you want! With the University of Wisconsin Colleges' convenient on-line courses ddivercd totally via the Incerner you can: • Complete classwork when it's convenient for )'.21& within the semester • Receive fulh transferable credits • Meet your Ethnic Studies requiremenC- • Enjoy individual attemion from instruetors Choose from these interesting. web-based courses for Fall 1999: "Jazz History Physica.l. Geography Music English Composition Philosophy Algcbr.a Meteorology News Wricing Sociology History mu/morel For information or to ~ ·Check our website: www.uwc.edu/online or email: pfdlows@uwc.edu Summer Wt:b-based courw also availabk UNIVERSITY COLLEGES Eduarion vi2 the Internet Fifth: choose a diet moderate in sugars. Diets high in simple sugars promote tooth decay and supply calories but few nutrients. Sugar can be an additional energy source for those who are active, but to mamtain a healthy body weight sugars should be consumed in moderation. "I usually eat candies like Skittles and Nerds for quick energy," said Chad Colombari. Sixth: choose a diet moderate in salt and sodium. Although sodium is an essential nutrient, it is only needed in mall amounts. A high amount of sodium has been linked to high blood pressure and an increase in calcium loss that contributes to osteoporosis. Seventh: if you drink aJcoholic beverages, do so in moderation . Alcohol provides only calories with few, if any, nutrients. Alcohol should only be consumed in moderation, with meals, and when consumption puts no one at risk. To summarize the guidelines, college students should choose low-fat, low-calorie, nutrient-dense foods such as vegetables, grains, fruits, lean protein sources, and non-fat dairy products rather than sugar and sweets, fatty foods, and alcoholic beverages. Will good nutrition make you smarter? By following the guidelines, you are going to have more energy. When you have more energy, you will study more productively, and for a longer time. These positives are in all students' favor. Memories 01 Spring Breaks Past Tiffany Stopa Deciding where to go for spring break this year was tough. There were so many great places to go. Some destinations, of course, are better than others. In years past, I've gone to Vail, CO., but this year I decided to go to Key West, FL. Both are great vacation destinations. Two years ago, I went skiing in Vail, Colorado, one of the best places to ski out west. Vail is nestled in a valley about 200 miles from Denver. I decided the best and cheapest way to get to Vail was to fly into Denver and take a bus to Vail. The views that I experienced during the drive were breathtaking. When I went to Vail I went with a couple friends who were very good skiers. We rented a condo and split the cost. It is cheaper to rent a condo because then it's not necessary to go out to dinner every night and costs can be split. My travel agent found my friends and I a condo that best fit our budget. Some nice hotels I saw were the Vail Racket Ball Club, The Christiana, and The Vail Lodge. Ski lift tickets were the most expensive part of the trip. We spent about $40 a day on lift tickets. The City of Vail offers a free bus service to all destinations in the city which we took advantage. From fast food to five-star restaurants, there were a variety of places to eat. Shopping in Vail was exquisite and expensive but I found some unique gifts for my family. Key West was a great place to go and relax and just take things ·day-byday. Its a ha-If-hour plane ride from Miami, but flight into Key West are scarce because the airport is so small. My family and I decided to fly instead of drive because there's not much to see on the way. "The Florida Keys comprise one of the most diverse eco-systems in the world and provide us with such natural beauty that it's hard to imagine the Keys being a part of the real world," comments John Criswell author of the Key West Vacation Guide. Surprisingly, white sand beaches are hard to come by in Key West so we stayed at a hotel with a pool. The island was formed by coral reef, so there were only a couple of sand beaches available for swimming. We also went snorkeling and scuba diving through all of the magnificent reefs. Hotel prices can range from $60 to $300 dollars a night depending on if it's a condo or hotel room. We stayed at the Key West Hilton, a very nice hotel. The room rates there ran between $175 to $350. The Hilton was in close walking distance or a short scooter ride to all the points of interest. Duval Street through downtown Key West is about seven blocks of popular bars, restaurant, and shops of all sorts. There were many beach shops, clothing stores, and souvenir stores. Some popular bars and great restaurants that we went to were Fat Tuesdays, Margaritavile, and Sloppy Joes. There were also many different fast food restaurants to choose £rem. Christine James, a college student, said, "I have never had such a fun spring break before and I would defiantly come back, the nightlife was a blast." Historical Key West was also very interesting. There was a trolley to the historical points of interest such as Ernest Hemingway's house. The beautiful architecture and flowers were very unique and greatly appreciated. These two destinations that I have visited were fun and enjoyable. I would definitely consider traveling back to both of them. I do have to say that I did like the sunny and warm atmosphere of Key West better than Vail. Now maybe you have some ideas for next spring break and just remember its never too early to start planning for next year. --I -1".-'23.I-.rIl2-2.11-11-------;:;~~.I.I....~'. lilJ~l.'."'~~...,- There is NOlhing 10 do al Parkside on Ihe Weekends Students find creative ways to tudy during the annual piano sale ponsored by Bob Kames Piano Company out of Milwaulkee on Sunday, April 11. Set up for the event took place a week before the sale which gave tud n an pportuni ty to experience the mu ical gratification of playing the piano. In some cases, tud nts had a chance to c mpose pieces. Photos by Daniel Yaris Valerie Funk Communications 250 As the weekend comes closer for UWParkside, the parking lots start to get empty. The reason for this phenomenon is not that all of the students are going on a weekend vacation or that all of their cars are in the shop. The reason why the parking lots are empty is because there is nothing to do here on the weekends. UW-Parkside weekends bring boredom to students. As Shauna Ronchetto stated, "Students need a place to go on the weekends and Parkside's campus just doesn't cut it." There are basically only four facilities open to students on the weekends: The library is opened on Sat. from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and on Sun. from noon to 6 p.m. The cafeteria which closes down on Fri. afternoon at 1 p.m., is opened from 11 rn, to 1 p.m. on Sat. and Sun., and The Grill is opened from 4:30 to 7 p.m. on Fri. and Sun., while only staying open from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. on Sat. With hours and limitations like this students are basically forced to eat according to a very confined menu. The Rec Center, located on the 02 level of the Union, is also open on the weekends from 3 p.m. to 12 a.m. on Sat. and 3 to 11 p.m. on Sun. Even though they hold restricted hours there is plenty to there if bowling, playing pool, and video games is what someone is looking to do on the weekends. Not only are all other facilities, such as Hard Hat Cafe, Sub Connection, and the Career and Advising Centers closed, which are usually open to students during the week but clubs usually don't even meet on the weekends. Pool parties and Rec Center club nights are reserved for weekdays and the only movies that are offered are in the Foreign Film Series. Aerobic swim and regular class-- es are only opened to students during the week also. Even if these activities were opened on the weekends some students don't feel like that is enough. Ryan Ellifson stated, '1wish that there were more movies on Sat. night and it wouldn't hurt if there was a bar on campus." DeAnn Stone, director of Residence Life, agrees that the lack of things to do on the weekends is a concern and is currently being looked at and modified. So far there has been a trip to the Chicago Art Institute, and a trip to the lmax Theater. There are also Midnight Madness nights, which involves bowling being offered at the Rec Center on certain Sat. nights during the year. Not to mention Greek organizations offering dances periodically and movies are still shown at the theater on Fri. nights. So, in retrospect, there are things to do here on the weekends. But until there more of a variety, students are going to have to continue cramming any extracurricular activities into their already busy weekday schedules. The Dogma Controversy Chris Summy Every once in a while we hear about a film that very serious controversies attached to it, especially when the subject is about religion. In 1978, South Carolina senator Strom Thurmond tried to get the Monty Python satire, The Life of Brian, banned in the U.S. because of its content (He later changed his mind.). In 1988, there was a furor over Martin Scorsese's Last Temptation of Christ, a drama about how a human Jesus Christ (Willem Dafoe) had to make a decision over whether or not to die for our sins (The flames were fueled over a scene in which Jesus dreams about have sex and the casting of David Bowie in an important religious role (his androgynous past is considered blasphemy to quite a few people}). And in 1995, there was Priest, a drama about a gay Catholic priest. Take a wild guess about where the problem lies. This year, hopefully corning to a theater near you, the controversial film is Dogma, written and directed by Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy). It is a religious sa tire abou t a local hero (Linda Fiorentino) who is joined by a band of misfits to save humanity from renegade angels Bartelby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon). Each traveler has their own set of beliefs but they to confront their faith and find their own relationships with God. Since filiming started early last year, the Catholic League protested the movie, saying that it makes light of Catholicism in a flippant and crude fashion. Many religious organizations plan on protesting it if it gets released (the company that releases it will not be spared either). Which is why Disney-owned Miramax Films, the company that planned on showing it, may be looking foe a new distributor. It seems that Disney is nervous about it and are pressuring Bob and Harvey Weinstein (the men who run Miramax, named after their parents Miriam and Max) to sell it. After the run-in with the Southern Baptists over Gay Day at Disney World, Disney chairman Michael Eisner would like. to keep his company's reputation as a family-friendly place. It is not the first time Miramax has given Disney a head-ache. It was the studio that released the controversial Priest, as well as Pulp Fiction and Trainspotting. But at the same time, Miramax has also released some grea t flicks such as The Crying Game, The Grifters, The Piano, The English Patient, Good Will Hunting, and Shakespeare in Love. It is considered the best place to go if you want to make a great movie. The Weinsteins believe in their work and Dogma is no exception. Just recently, they bought the flick from Disney for $10 million and plan on releasing it with a non- Disney studio. Considering this is not the first time they did that (they did it with Kids), they have a lot of guts. I can understand some of the complaints about Dogma, however. It does not sound like an easy movie at all. Here are some of the following highlights: 1. Linda Fiorentino's character works at an abortion clinic. 2. Salma Hayek plays a sexy Muse. 3. Chris Rock is a trash talking 13th Apostle. 4. Alanis Morisette plays a Skeeball obsessed God. 5. There is a demon that is literally made out of crap. 6. The Church in the movie has a "Catholicism Wow!" campaign with a smiling Buddy Christ as spokesman (instead of being nailed at the cross, he offers a thumbs-up salute). 7. Jay and Silent Bob, regulars from Kevin Smith movies, play the two prophets. It seems obvious tha t this film is not for everybody. But at the same time, why don't we see it first before we try to get it banned? Personally, I can't stand it when a few people feel the need to shove their views down everybody else's throats. Supposedly, Kevin Smith is a faithful Catholic who wanted to make this movie to show his belief in humanity and God. If it's true, then what should we be afraid of? It should be important to keep an open mind about this because it might tum out to be entertaining. if you don't want to watch it because you find it offensive, fine, that's no problem. But don't decide for everybody else, OK? --- - • 8 1111121.11,1122.11 ----· -- There is Nothing to do at Parkside on the eeke d Communicati ns A come UWParkside, tart g t all th hop. Th lo ar ~pty is Film stat d, w kends Parkside' it. II tudents w kend : op n d 6 · 6 Th dos s Fri. aft rnoon a.m. opened from 4:30 to 7 p.m. on Fri. and Sun., Sat. D2 l vel weekend r tricted hours there is plenty to th r bowling, someone looking to do on th w kends. t>t ar faciliti , uch vari ty, tud n ar g ing ha xtracurricular activiti alr ady w kday schedules. Douma controversv ChrisSwnmy film controversies In 1978, South Carolina senator Strom Thurmond tried to get the Brian, banned in the U.S. because of mind.). In 1988, there was a furor Temptation of Christ, a drama about whether or not to die for our sins in which Jesus dreams about have sex and the casting of David Bowie in an important religious role (his blasphemy to quite a few people}). And in 1995, there was Priest, a drama about a gay Catholic priest. Take a wild guess about where the problem lies. This year, hopefully c9ming to a theater near you, the controversial film is Dogma, written and directed and Chasing Amy). is a religious satire abou t a local hero (Linda of misfits to save humanity from ang ls Bart lby Affleck) and Loki ( att Damon). trav ler relationships with God. Since filiming started early last prot sted the movie, saying that it mak light of Catholicism in a flippant and crude fashion. Many religiou organizations it it relea ed be Which is why Di ney-owned Miramax Film , the company that looking for a new distributor. seems that Disney nervous about it and Weinstein (the men who run Miramax, named after their parents in Bapti t over Gay Day at Disney World, like reputation as a family-friendly is not the first tim Miramax ha n Di ney ach . tudio r 1 a d th contro er ial Prie t, a Train potting. th ame ha al r leased ome great uch The Crying am , The Grift r , Th Engli h Shak pear Love. i considered th b t plac to go you want to make a great movie. The W in tein b Ii ve in their work and Dogma i no exc ption. rec ntly, flick from Disney for $10 million and plan on releasing it with a nonDisney tudio. Con idering thi i fir t th y I can und r tand ome of the complaints about Dogma, however. does not sound like an ea y movie at all. Here are some of the foUowin highlights: 1. 2. Salma Hayek plays a sexy Muse. 3. Chri Rock i a tra h talking Ap tle. 4. Alanis Mori tt plays a Skeelit rali ha ow!" Chri t pok man inst ad b ing at th er , h off r a thumb -up 7. Jay and ilent Bob, regular fr m K in mo i , pr phets. ms that verybody. we try tog tit banned? P rsonally, I wh n feel th n d hov ev rybody else' throa ts. Suppo dly, Kevin Smith is a faithful Catholic who wanted to make thi movie to how his belief in humanity and God. it's true, then It hould be important to keep an open mind ab ut thi because it might tum out t be ent rtaining. you don't want to watch it b ause offensi e, fine, probl m. But don't decide for el , O.K.? I Age and Beautv 1"1123.llrIl22.1991 J Chris Summy This past summer we were reminded of Hollywood's blatant sexism. Quick question: What do The Buluiorth, and have in common? Answer: They have relatively young women paired up with men who need Viagra. Robert Redford (61) and Kristen Scott Thomas (37), Warren Beatty (61) and Halle Berry (30), Michael Douglas (54) and Gwyneth Paltrow (26), Harrison Ford (56) and Anne Heche (28). Just like real life, right? This gets rather infuriating! The idea of the age discrepancies are showcased to highlight the maturity in an older person in the younger generation, studios say. Bull, I say. If that was true, then how often have you seen older women paired with really young men? There aren't too many examples of that. Here's a example. When casting was made on Batman Forever, Rene Russo was picked to play the shrink who analyzes Bruce Wayne (Michael Keaton). But when Keaton dropped out and was replaced by Val Kilmer, Russo was dropped in favor of Nicole Kidman. It seems that Russo was too old for Kilmer (Yeah, a whole four years!). was done a year after she played Clint Eastwood's love interest in (there's a twenty-five year difference between Eastwood and Russo). And it doesn't seem to be gelling better. spring's stars Sean Connery as a robber and Catherine Zeta-Jones as his love interest. Considering that Connery is pushing 70 and Jones is around 30, what's wrong with this picture? And look at Julia Roberts. She seems to be making a career of in her movies. There were 17 years between her and Richard Gere in (and she's reteaming with him in this summer's 27 years with Nick Nolte in 14 with Dennis Quaid in 14 with John Malkovich in Mary and 17 years with Ed Harris in was a rarity because jier male co-stars were closer to her age. Ironically, Goldie Hawn's character uses Sean Connery as a reference in when she is upset about her failing acting career. She is upset that she has to playa hideous mother and says that Connery could play her daughter's boyfriend. She also gets plastic surgery in order to look young because she,complains there are only three types of roles for women: babe (sexy), district attorney (drab), and Driving Miss Daisy (old bag). Got it right on the money, didn't she? Hvpe: ENOUGH!! Chris Summy So here we are, a month before the release of Episode I: The hype has been building ever since George Lucas announced he was going to make prequels to the Star Wars trilogy two years ago. Frankly, I am getting so $O/o#*ingsick and tired of hearing about it. As we all know, the movie will be released on May 19 in the best movie theaters around the country so we can get the full effect. Personally, I am looking forward to seeing it because I love I went to see the Special Editions when they were released two years ago. Even though I have all three of the original movies on tape, I had never seen them on the big screen. So I went and had a great time. Let's face it, you haven't lived until to you see them in a theater! And yes, I am glad tha t there will be new movies in the future. But at the same time, we have these dorks on the Internet who want to spoil everything for us by showing sorts of key parts of the movie and telling us what the plot may be like. Why do some people feel the need to try to ruin the fun for all of us? I don't know about any of you, but I would like-to be surprised when I see it for the first time (with all due honesty, I do plan on seeing it several times!). I also have heard about people who are already camping out to get tickets. A month early? Get a freaking life! I'd like to see it on the first day but there's a limit to what I plan on doing about it. That obsessed I am not! And I'll be seriously pissed off some jerks keep buying tickets for lots of people for every single showing SQ that no else get gets to see it for a long if I realize that is a major phenomenon. It's a name that means a tremendous amount to billions of people around the world, me included. Hopefully, seeing Episode I will be a great experience for everyone involved. But let's remember an important tip: Hype can ruin a movie. Even a name such as isn't safe. After all, look what happened to Godzilla last year. anyone want the same thing to happen to one of the most beloved names in history? is a highly anticipated event but we have to remember to keep our feet on the ground. Then after we watch it, we can go crazy! May the force be with of you! Horse Whisperer, Bulworth, A Perfect Murder, Six Days, Seven Nights Wanen Batman Forever, This In the Line of Fire five And it doesn't seem to be getting This Entrapment Jones this Pretty Woman Runaway Bride), I Love Trouble, Something to Talk About, Reilly, Stepmom. My Best Friend's Wedding ,l\er character The First Wives' Club play a she.111 1121.1 ■ ,1122 . 1111 1 Star Wars Hvoe: Star Wars The Phantom Menace. prequels $%#*ing sick and tired of hearing Star Wars. that Star Wars all like freaking am if 59 time, ever. . Star Wars included. Star Wars Does This cra:;::y! all I I I I I I 8 1.... 23.llrIl22.1999 Maggie Gillespie Overland Park, KS ,..--_-, Women's Softball Freshman Maggie is one of the starting pitchers for the Rangers this season. She played ball at Shawnee Mission South High School where she was a two-time All- League and All-Star. Her favorite food is pasta, and her favorite movie is Good Will Hunting. Hollie Carpenter Marshfield, WI .-- --, Women's Softball Freshman Hollie will be seeing some action behind the plate this season for the Rangers. She played varsity softball at Marshfield High School. While in high school, she amounted numerous awards such as MVP and All-State. She is majoring in biological sciences. D.J. Daggett Cottage Grove, WI :--_-, Men's Baseball Junior D.J is a very versatile player. He is capable of playing right and left field, third base, catcher and pitcher. He is a transfer from Madison Area Technical College where he hit .346 in 107 at bats "'- __ ...J.l__ with 8 doubles and 19 RBI's. T.J. Salerno Glen Ellyn, IL r----,=---., Men's Baseball Junior T.Jwas a transfer from College of DuPage where he led the nation hitting .561. He was All-Conference, All-Area and first team All-American. In 1997, his team won a conference championship. He will be catching and playing a little at first this season. Rangers beat Knights in doubleheader action Sonya Flower On Saturday, April 17, the Ranger softball team hosted BeUarmine College in double header action and won both games 1.() and 5-1. In the fir t game, there was no scoring until the Rangers scored the winning run in the bottom of the 8th inning. Jamie Gebhard led off the inning with a single to left and moved up to second when Carrie Mach singled. Rhonda Matoska moved both runners into scoring position on a sacrifice bunt. Gebhard then scored on a wild pitch . Katie Evans bumped her record up to 8-11 after pitching a complete game. Evans allowed seven hits, no walks, and picked up two strikeouts. In the second game, the Rangers produced a little more offense. Lacey Hughes homered in the bottom of the fourth to tie the Knights 1-1. Then in the bottom of the fifth, the Rangers brought in four more. Hollie Carpenter walked, and Gebhard moved her to second on a sacrifice bunt. Mach singled to center, and the runners were at the corners. Mach then stole second. Hughes was intentionally walked and that brought up cleanup hitter Nicky Durnin. Durnin homered to leftfietd and cleaned the bases. Maggie Gille pie pi tched a complete game. She allowed three hits, one walk, and had one strikeout. Her record now stands at 9-11. The weep brings the Rangers' Great Lakes Valley Conference Record to 9-11, and 18-23 overall. The next home action for the squad is Tuesday, April 27, when they host Lake Fore t. 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Considering the price of tickets and snacks nowadays, I do not expect to be disappointed. If the movie sucks, then it's my fault for having bad judgement. But sometimes the experience is bad because of the audience. One thing I hate are nuisances in the theater. Here are three problems I have had to deal with: 1. JERKS WHO CAN'T KEEP THEIR BIG MOlffHS SHlIT- I remember seeing Phenomenon three years ago at the Orpheum and discovered there were three kids in the front who kept talking throughout the whole movie. Many people in the audience kept telling them to be quiet but they wouldn't do it until they were GVE IFE LASMA. $$$ CASH PAYMENTS $$$ EARN UP TO AND OVER PER MONTH Plasma Donor Center Of Kenosha, Inc. 6212 22nd Ave. • Kenosha, WI (414) 654-1366 Hours: Mon. s Wed. 8:30-3:30 Tues. & Thurs. 9:30-4:30 Fri. 8:00-2:30' sat. 8:00-1 :30 People Helping People For Life and laser poinlers finally kicked out. And that didn't happen until the last third of the flick. And then there was the time I watched Scream at Cinema 5. AIl during that movie, there was a lot of talking. The worst part of it all was when Henry Winkler appeared in it. As a lot of people know, he played Fonzie on Happy Days. Everybody in the theater knew that. Unfortunately most of the audience couldn't keep it to themselves. This went on for about five minutes before I finally shouted out, "All right, we know he's Fonzie! Now shut up about it!" Even then, there were three girls behind me who kept talking. I was tempted to throw my soda at them but I thought better of it. 2. LITTLE KIDS WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER-I will probably never again see a family flick until I have kids of my own. I made this decision after the experience of seeing the double feature of Mighty Joe Young and A Bug's Life. There was a little kid behind me who couldn't keep quiet until he was taken out of the theater. But when he came back a few minutes later, he kept on talking. This kepthappening all through the double feature. Never again! It's worse when little kids are brought into movies with a PG-13 or R rating. I remember putting my feet on the chair ahead of me while I watching Scream 2 (Okay, so this is bad etiquette. I didn't make noise about it!). The guy across, from me turned to me and said, "00 you mind?" So I put my feet down but I didn't understand what was the complaint. I didn't see anyone in front of me. I thought his coat might have been there so I looked over. I found a four-year-old boy there instead. Why in the hell was he there at an R-rated movie that violence in it? I remember thinking, "That's just great! That kid will probably have nightmares tonight. And if he keeps watching these type of movies and decides to kill people, his parents will probably blame the movies for the way he turned out. And political opportunists like William Bennett and the Christian Coalition will probably use this to call for more censorship!" 3. THE RED LASERS- Some dorks think it's cool to flash these things during the show, even though it pisses everybody off. This happened during The Water Boy and The Rage: Carrie 2. At The Rage, somebody behind me said, "Why don't you shove that thing up your ass?" I thought this was a good suggestion. The lasers are rapidly becoming banned because of the frequency of these occurances. This is one law I support whole-heartedly! People go to the movies because it is fun. It is not fun when some people spoil it. I'll say this right now, if any of these problems occur when Star Wars hits the theaters, there will be a lot of people planning on opening up a can of whoopass on the jerks responsible. Nuisances at the Movies co 1ng to creen near o : loudmouth , liUle kids, d e I with: P H 1 BI GIVE LIFE GIVE PLASMA. Give its 1 lio,,r, twice a week. Yo1-tr plas111a do11atio1is ltelp save lite lives of b11r11 a11d sliock victi11is, lteart s1trge1y patie11ts, a11d lteniopltiliacs. 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I was tempted to throw my soda at them but I thought better of it. 2. LITTLE KIDS WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BEITER- I will probably never again see a family flick until I have kids of my own. I made this decision after the experience of seeing the double feature of Mighty Joe Young and A Bug's Life. There was a little kid behind me who couldn't keep quiet until he was taken out of the theater. But when he came back a few minutes later, he kept on talking. This kept happening all through the double feature. Never again! It's worse when little kids are brought into movies with a PG-13 or R rating. I remember putting my feet on the chair ahead of me while I watching Scream 2 (Okay, so this is bad etiquette. I didn't make noise about it!). The guy across from me turned to me and said, "Do you mind?" So I put my feet down but I didn't understand what was the complaint. I didn't see anyone in front of me. I thought his coat might have been there so I looked over. I found a four-year-old boy there instead. Why in the hell was he there at an R-rated movie that violence in it? I remember thinking, "That's just great! That kid will probably have nightmares tonight. And if he keeps watching these type of movies and decides to kill people, his parents will probably blame the movies for the way he turned out. And political opportunists like William Bennett and the Christian Coalition will probably use this to call for more censorship!" 3. THE RED LASERS- Some dorks think it's cool to flash these things during the show, even though it pisses everybody off. This happened during The Water Boy and The Rage: Carrie 2. At The Rage, somebody behind me said, "Why don't you shove that thing up your ass?" I thought this was a good suggestion. The lasers are rapidly becoming banned because of the frequency of these occurances. This is one law I support whole-heartedly! People go to the movies because it is fun. It is not fun when some people spoil it. I'll say this right now, if any of these problems occur when Star Wars hits the theaters, there will be a lot of people planning on opening up a can of whoopass on the jerks responsible. I 101•••• 23.IPrIl22.1999 M'US Ie. M OV I E S. MUS Ie. M0 V IE S· MUS Ie· M0 V I ES· MUS Ie· M ( MJIBes' Frienll's Welllling Chris Summy For the last PAB movie of the semester, we have My Best Friend's Wedding. It will be playing at the Union Cinema on April 28 and April 30 at 8 p.m. It will be $1 for UWParkside students and $2 for non-students. At the April 28 showing, the first 19 people will get a free movie poster. The following available posters are: Forces of Nature, two from Amistad, From Dusk Till Dawn, Scream 2, Boogie Nights, Red Corner, Blast From the Past, The Corruptor, The Hi-La Country, Fargo, The Rugrats, James Bond, He Got Game, Meet Joe Black, Practical Magic, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Out of Sight, and As Good As It Gets. In the comedy My Best Friend's .Wedding, julia Roberts plays a single 30-year-old with a best friend (Dermot Mulroney) who she has always had a crush on. They had agreed if they weren't married by the time they hit 30, they would marry each other. So one day, julia's character finds a message on her answering machine from her best friend. It seems he is getting married alright. To a major hotty (Cameron Diaz-her hair is clean this time!)! And this woman is rather nervous about her fiance's friend. She heard a lot of about her but wants her to play an important part in the wedding. While she is the daughter of the owner of the Chicago White Sox, she is rather flaky, there is a hilarious scene of her singing karaoke ... badly! While she can be like jello, she has heard a lot about this woman in her future husband's life and is afraid she will lose him to her. And there is cause for concern. julia's character wants her best friend in the worst possible way. She will do anything to wreck the wedding so she enlists a gay friend (Rupert Everett) to pose as her boyfriend in order to throw the couple off the track. But her phony boyfriend is a realist, convinced that his confused friend is going to make a fool out of herself. His mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to try to prevent humiliation and pain from happening. The CorrulJlor ChrisSurnmy Hong Kong action star Chow Yun- Fat made his American movie debut with The Replacement Killers opposite Mira Sorvino. It had its moments but it was slow and Chow had a problem with his English. In his new movie, The Corruptor, he solves both problems with better English and a more exciting flick. He plays Chen, a detective in the Chinatown part of New York. His job is compromised by his relationship with a gangster (he found he could accomplish more if he worked with him) who is at war with a rival mobster. The gangster is in charge of the Fukinese Dragons, a Chinese gang that extorts pay-offs from businesses. For the ones that don't pay, the people inside get killed. Chen tries his best to stop the damage and gets help from a rookie named Wallace (Mark Wahlberg). Wallace sticks out in Chinatown because he is white and is gung-ho to stop crime. He decided that by going through Chinatown, a gold shield will be inevitable. His life is also troubled by his father, a crooked cop who owes money to gamblers. He get in the same position as Chen's, having to compromi e himself to get things done. So they collide with one another. But the gangster is not a person to deal with. His specialiti are prostitution and gambling, claiming that as long as the demand is good, there will be services. But he also imports people trying to escape repression in China in crowded boats and then expects payments by prostitution. If they refuse, they end up dead. Eventually Ch n and Wallace decide to work out their differences in order to top the gangster. This movie is better than The Replacement Killers because it has more action. There is a great chase scene in which Chen and Wallace pur-me two of the gangster' men all through New York, made more brutal because the bad guy shoot at anything to try to get away (some innocent bystanders are killed as a result). All in all, this is not a movie 10 sleep through. Lite: Murphv and lawrence make great duo Chris Summy The release of this movie contained two question marks: Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. For Eddie, the question was whether or not he could avoid a losing streak similar to the one he suffered through for half a decade (Harlem Nights, Another 48 Hours, Boomerang, The Distinguished Gentleman, Beverly Hills Cop III). After all, the failure of Holy Man could have been the start of something bad. For Marlin, it was whether or not his movie would be in the headlines instead of his personallife. He has had a hit TV show and movie success (Bad Boys, A Thin Line Between Love and Hate, Nothing to Lose) but he also went through a painful divorce, his Martin co-star suing him for sexual harassment, and a bizarre incident in which he held up traffic with a gun while completely naked. Life answers these question with a positive response for the two stars. They play two New York men who are wrongly found guilty of murder in Mississippi and have to serve a life sentence for it. In 1932, Ray Gibson is a con man and Claude Banks is a straight banker who both owe money to a mobster (Rick james). To payoff' their debt, Ray and Claude, who had never met each other until they both found themselves in a predicament, have to travel to Mississippi to pick up some bootleg liquor. They accidently stumble upon a murder by a racist sheriff and are set up to take the fall. The film mostly lakes place in the prison. After initially taking a 101 of crap from their fellow inmates and the guard (Nick Cassavettes), Ray and Claude fit into the prison population. But they can never accept their sentence because they are innocent. Over the course of sixty years, they try over and over again to break out of jail, only to fail miserably in each attempt. While time passes, Ray and Claude eventually become friends who depend on one another to get through the tough times (and they age convincingly due to the make-up and their voice patterns). However, this movie, although hilarious, contains a major flaw. When viewing this, one might think that prison time would be a lot tougher for Ray and Claude than whal they go through. While I can't imagine it being fun to be confined to one place for the rest of your life, it didn't seem to be hard time at all. Considering that this starts off in the 1930's South, it does lead to a credibility problem. Although they are victims of racism, in reality, they could have had it a lot worse. (While we're at it, the movie poster is also rather uncomfortable to look at because it looks hornophobic.) But in the end, the movie is enjoyable because of two certain people: Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. They are a great team playing off each other's complaints about one another. Hopefully, they will work together again in the future. It would be a crying shame if they didn't. - MUSIC•MOVIES•MUSIC•MOVIES•MUSIC•MOVIES•MUSIC•MC Ml BBSI lri11nll's WBlllling ChrisSwnmy For the last PAB movie of the semester, we have My Best Friend's Wedding. It will be playing at the Union Cinema on April 28 and April 30 at 8 p.m. It will be $1 for UWParkside students and $2 for non- tudents. At the April 28 howing, th fir t 19 people will get a fre movi poster. The following available posters are: Forces of Nature, two fr m Amistad, From Dusk Till Dawn, Scream 2, Boogie Nights, Red Corner, Blast From the Past, The Corruptor, The Hi-Lo Country, Fargo, The Rugrats, James Bond, He Got Game, Meet Joe Black, Practical Magic, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Out of Sight, and As Good As It Gets. In the comedy My Best Friend's Wedding, Julia Roberts plays a single 30-year-old with a best fri nd (Dermot Mulroney) who she has alway had a crush on. They had agreed if they weren't married by the time they hit 30, they would marry ach other. So one day, Julia's character find a message on her answering machin from her best friend. It seems he is getting married alright. To a major hotty (Cameron Diaz-h r hair is cl an this time!)! And this woman is rather n rvous about her fiance' friend. h heard a lot of about her but wants her to play an important part in the w dding. Whil he is th daughter of th own r of th Chicago White Sox, h is rather flaky, there is a hilari us of h r singing kara k ... badly! Whil he can be lik j llo, he ha h ard a lot about this woman in her futur hu - band's life and is afraid h will I him toh r. And there i cau e for concern. Julia' character wants h r t friend in the worst possjb]e way. S will do anything to wreck the wedding so h enlists a gay friend (Rupert Ev r tt) t pose as her boyfriend in order to throw th coup! off the track. But h r phony boyfriend is a realist, c nvinced that his confused fri nd i going t make a fool out of h rself. His mission, if h chooses to accept it, is to try to prevent humiliation and pain from happening. The Corru11tor Lite : Murnhv and Lawrence make great duo Chris Summy The release of this movie contained two question marks: Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. For Eddie, the question was whether or not he could avoid a losing streak similar to the one he suffered through for half a decade (Harlem Nights, Another 48 Hours, Boomerang, The Distinguished Gentleman, Beverly Hills Cop III). After all, the failure of Holy Man could have been the start of something bad. For Martin, it was whether or not his movie would be in the headlines instead of his personal life. He has had a hit TV show and movie success (Bad Boys, A Thin Line Between Love and Hate, Nothing to Lose) but he also went through a painful divorce, his Martin co-star suing him for sexual harassment, and a bizarre incident in which he held up traffic with a gun while completely naked. Life answers these question with a positive response for the two stars. They play two ew York men who are wrongly found guilty of murder in Mississippi and have to serve a life sentence for it. In 1932, Ray Gibson is a con man and Claude Banks is a straight banker who both owe money to a mobster (Rick James). To pay off their debt, Ray and Claude, who had never met each other until they both found themselves in a predicament, have to travel to Missis ippi to pick up some bootleg liquor. They accident- 1 y stumble upon a murder by a racist sheriff and are set up to take the fall. The film mo tly takes place in the prison. After initially taking a lot of crap from their fellow inmates and the guard ( ick Cassavettes), Ray and Claude fit into the pri n population. But they can never ace pt their sentence becau th y ar innocent. Over the course of ixty years, th y try over and over again to break out of jail, only to fail mi rably in each att mpt. Whil time pas es, Ray and Claude e entually b come friend who d p nd on one another to get through the tough times (and they age convincingly due to the make-up and their voice patterns). However, this movie, although hilarious, contains a major flaw. When viewing this, one might think that prison time would be a lot tougher for Ray and Claude than what they go through. Whil I can't imagine it being fun to be confin d to one plac for the r t of your 1H , it didn't seem to be hard time at all. Considering that this star - off in the 1930' South, it does lead to a credibility problem. Alth ugh th y are victims of racism, in reality, they could have had it a lot wor . (Whil we're at it, the movi po t r i also rather uncomf rtabl to I k at beca it I homoph bic.) But in th end, th mo i is nj able b cau of two c rtain p ople: Eddi Murph and Martin Lawrence. Th y are a great team playing off each ther's complaints about on anoth r. Hop fully, they will work togeth r again in the future. It would be a crying shame if they didn't. ·politics 01 dysfunction 1•••• 23.llrIl22.1999 11 ':.:1:. , j Vito Tribuzio I'm writing this political commentary to inform the naive, to shield the vulnerable, to influence the future leaders of our country, to educate the people who have just graduated from nose mining to lint picking. As for people my age or older, Ican only suggest that you put this paper down and go about your hunting and gathering, tor nothing in this story can possibly interest you. Remember the mastodon hunt? Those were the good days, eh? Now pay attention, children, for the fate of our country depends on you. Several weeks ago, upon hearing that Elizabeth Dole was thinking about nmning in the upcoming presidential election, Idecided to run against her. I was planning on becoming the first ~ I Italian-American American president, r but today I found that a clause in the American Constitution bars me from ever running for the presidency of the United States. It is a sad, sad fact, but I must accept its truth with dignity: I don't have what it takes to be an American president. No, there's nothing physically wrong with me, only that American presidents must be American-born citizens, and Ihappen to be a naturalized paesano. So, why should my problems be of any interest to you, my fellow n n ! Americans? Well, as you all know, Italian-Americans are very passive about sexual concerns, and since the last Washington scandal involved sex, I thought that, perhaps, I might have been able to straighten things out in the Oval Office. My hope was to bring back the good old days of politics-- the time when political statements made by presidential hopefuls meant something more than just sexually charged whatnots, the time when a saying such as "Make my day!" was not a presidential request; the time when statements such as "speak softly and carry a big stick" and "I cannot tell a lie" were not inspired by the id, the time when presidential runs were not three-legged races-but I can't because I'm a naturalized paesano. And that is why I want you to do it for me. What do I have against Elizabeth Dole? Nothing, absolutely nothing. fact, I think that a president of the female sort might just be what this country needs right now. No, I have nothing against Aunt Elizabeth; it's Uncle Bob I'm worried about. As you all know, shortly after a cancerous growth was removed from a certain area, Bob (Flagpole) Dole gleefully announced that he was experimenting with a "wonderful drug," a papa's little helper that had Every WEDNESDAY LADIES NIGHT Ladies drink FREEl! Wear a skirt & it's NO·COVERU 9-12 Midnght FRI. & SAT. TheB~esl Parly in TCMln wilh au,. New YOI'k DJ been developed specifically for Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones but that, regrettably, had to be used on others because doctors discovered that the drug wouldn't work unless the user had at least one pint of blood. Bob Dole's announcement prompted his wife to consider a run for the presidency, and that smells fishy to me. Coincidence, you say? I don't think so. It's a right wing conspiracy to do away with Keith Richards. I should've known that something was up when Bob Dole changed his slogan from "I just can't win" to "I can't get no satisfaction," but I couldn't quite put my finger on what it was. Only recently I've discovered that Dole is being paid millions to promote Viagra, a product which, if used mproperly, is likely to create a stronger strain of the Slick Willy virus. Now, we all know what happened the last time this virus spread through the White House, right? And how many of you know how much we spent on trying to develop a vaccine for it? My guess is that we spent about a billion of taxpayers' dollars, but that's beside the point. The point is that we could've used that !poney to develop a pill for Keith Richards. The poor guy is still struggling, still working himself stiff every night, and still Singing, "What a drag it is getting old!" Get a step UP on your fellow graduatesl Competition for entrylevet positions is fier\:e! We can help you enhance your marketability, prep you for interviews, and find you positions such as: • Executive Assistants • Processors • Executive Receptionists • Presentation Specialists • Customer Service Specialists .And Many More! 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Well, as you all know, Americans c nc ms, involved. straight n th th politics-the tim wh n p litical tatements made by p idential hopefuls meant omething more than just sexually charged whatnot , the time when a uch not a pr id ntial reque t; the time statemen "speak tick" "I t 11 a lie" w re not by the id, th tim when presidential w re not three-legged race -but I can't beca paesono. again t le? othing, In fact, think that a president of the ju t c untry need n thing against Aunt Elizabeth; it's Uncl I'm worried about. As you all know, shortly after a can r us growth was removed from a certain area, Bob (Flagpole) Dole e perimenting with a "wonderful drug," a papa's little helper that had IIIGI-ITCLU8 & I.ATI.RV Waslih~Oh Avehue, Racir-.e 4272 Every W'°DNESDAY FREE!! 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The poor guy still struggling, still working stiff every night, and still singing, up graduates! entrylevet fierce! marketability, interviews, positions ■ Advanced Word ■ ■ ■ And criticalcall away! mi~ F I N x26 50 12 1•••• 23.IPrIl22.1I99 Disc (Continued from Page 1) II I... letter (Continued from Page V campus. I will appoint a University Diversity Committee after our Plan 2008 is adopted by the Board of Regents. I will charge the group with advising me on the state of the campus climate, monitoring progress regarding our implementation of Plan and addressing other diversity issues such as age, gender, and lifestyle difference. This group will also help my administration maintain policies and procedures that deal with discrimina tion and sexual harassment. If you are not familiar with these policies, please consult your Dean's or Director's office. It is the responsibility of all employees and students to be familiar with them and to follow their directives when a breech in policy has been perceived. Plan 2001) commits our campus to developing strategies "to improve the climate for diversity" (Goal 6, A). I am committed to that goal as our best way to lay the groundwork for enhancing campus diversity and hope you will join me in that enrichment effort. Sincerely, Jack Keating .. .. gresses down the fairway, he or she must make each consecutive shot from the spot where the previous throw landed. The trees, shrubs, and terrain changes located in and around the fairways provide challenging obstacles for the golfer. Finally, the " putt" lands in the basket and the hole is completed. Disc golf shares the same joys and frustrations of traditional golf, whether it's sinking a long putt or hitting a tree halfway down the fairway. There are a few differences. Disc golf rarely requires greens fee, you probably won't need to rent a cart, and you never get stuck with a bad tee time. Who plays disc golf? Disc golf can be played from school age to old age, making it a great lifetime fitness sport. Specially-abled and disabled participate, giving them the opportunity to take part in a mainstream activity. Because disc golf is so easy to learn, no one is excluded. Permanent disc golf We heed a few good people to leal'h our behal.1Of'Illodiflcatillh therapy. This fuh positillh prol.1des Iteat experiehce. Perfect for studehts lookihg for a rewardihgparHillle job: • One year college recp.!ired! • P.iid Dring! • S7/hour, p1UlO~d Inw! lime • ReJlible schedllls! • Benel'ih; Aul;lb/e! • AdAncement ARiliible! Worl<in 2-3 hour seWon$ with "" ....htio child in their home, ne3' ~ou_ Be ~'" ollhe te=wnworldnson their r"".!!J'!!'" irriblion,..-.d $0"" ddll$_ We ourrend~ h.rve o~eninJ!o: R~ine. Union GlI'Ove.~ndKenos.... 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