1 10 4 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/677a0b0a87a87689d79c861a7fe8c6bc.pdf 603d87f2a9f8a0d159c2e34b8966bbd4 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 4, Issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Last Night A Go-Go? Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Starving Artist's Fair by Marc Eisen of the Newscope staff Last year nearly 10,000 people visited it and 125 artists entered. This year 175 artists are entered and the attendance is expected to surpass last summer's. Things are looking good for the Racine Starving Artist's Fair, according to Mrs. Carol Madsen, director of the fair. This year's event will be held for the first time on the front lawn of the UWParkside's Racine campus on Sunday? August 1, from 10 a .m. until 6 p.m. The fair is unTque in that all works are priced at less than $20,00 — making it truly a starving artists' (and patrons') fair. "Many of the artists just want to recoup the costs of materials," Mrs. Madsen explains. It's an unjuried fair, which means that in order to enter an artist need not pass a screening committee that grants entrance based upon the acceptability of his work. A $2 entry fee is required. In comparison, the Kenosha and Racine art fairs are juried events. Last year the fair sales netted $7,000. "A whopping $7,000," says Mrs. Madsen, as she points out that the highest price paid was the $20.00 tag. Also, there was no institutional purchasing, characteristic of other fairs. The entrants are mostly from Racine and the surrounding area. As painters, they vary from "Sunday painters" to professional. The fair is often the first place where a beginning artist exhibits. The types of art exhibited include oils, watercolors, graphics, ceramics, hand wrought jewelry, sculpture, and original craft work such as macrame. The only stipulation is that the work (Continued on Page 8) 'Journalism is Literature in a Hurry" — Matthew Arnold University of Wisconsin - Parkside Volume 4 _ NUMBER 5 July 26,1971 Orientation Issue Inside Last Night A Go-Go? m o: This Could Be The Last Time Tonight could be the last night to combine drinking and dancing. by John Koloen of the Newscope staff In 1968 Mi ke Royko won the Heyward Broun award for outstanding journalism lor his coverage of the Democratic National Convention in Chicago in which he criticized the city's handling of the demonstrations. In 1971 h e published a book entitled The Boss in which he describes the rise of Richard J. Daley from a neighborhood political hack to leader of one of the most powerful political machines in the nation's history. Royko has been on top of the Chicago political scene for a number of years and perhaps, with Daley himself as the only exception, its most knowledgeable authority. Newscope spoke with Royko about his recent book, journalism in general, and Chicago politics. Newscope: Because your columns frequently focus on Daley and machine politics, do you find any resentment on the part of the city administration? Royko: As a matter of fact I get on quite well with public officials. I knew these people before I became a columnist and they know that when I'm Newscope Interview by John Koloen of the Newscope staff The hour soon approaches when we may be able to say that topless-bottomless taverns are a thing of the past. Monday a federal district judge will hear the case of the city versus the half-dozen or so tavern owners who have taken the brunt of city council and mayoral criticism for months. One of the owners, who declined to be named, said that his lawyers were optimistic about the outcome of t he case. Meanwhile, at Bruce and Murph's a not so promising number of hardy customers weathered a light rain to see what may be the next to the last night of drinking and dancing. If the decision goes against the owners, they will most likely offer nude dancing but will not be allowed to serve beer. "I'll stay open to prove a point", one owner said. "I don't want to cater to eighteen year olds and I don't really want to stay open, but the city did some unfair things to us and I'll stay open if for nothing more than the principle involved." Apparently the principle referred to concerns the issue whether or not nudity per se is offensive or obscene. The owners contend that it isn't; the mayor and half of the common council disagree. Accordingly, the council and the mayor claim that the topless-bottomless taverns nave deteriorated the city's reputation, while on the other hand, the owners insist that they have contributed significantly to the economy as a result of th e added income brought in by the entertainment. They claim that the go-go girls attract customers from Illinois and elsewhere and that gas stations and restaurants have all benefited from the influx of c usumers. The owners maintain that the city had dealt with them in a prejudicial manner and that the local government had a "vendetta" against them. But between the arguments the show must go on and it did in most places. Freddie's was reported closed Sunday night but Josie was dancing at the Velvet Swing. She stepped on stage dressed in black lace panties and top with a robe draped over her shoulders. The first song, a selection of Creedence Clearwater Revival ended with her robe on the stage. A secon d song, and then a third by Hugh Masakella saw her top float off and Blood Sweat and Tears played as she slowly lowered her lace panties. Each song was followed by a faint sound of a pplause until the final number by Janis Joplin. Half way through the song Josie had surrendered her panty and for the next minute or so danced in the nude. As Janis trailed on the record Josie turned her back to the audience like a child standing in a corner and then to the flapping of a slightly louder applause slipped into her robe and left the stage to sit at the end of the bar until the next number when again the audience would give her their undivided attention. taking a shot at somebody I'm not doing it to entertain myself, or amuse myself. If I say someone's a bad guy it's because I think he is. As for the reaction among political people toward the book, many of them told me they liked it. A number of t hem are a part of Daley' Moyer's, 'Bill, have you read it?' Bill said no and Foran said, 'Gee, you ought to read it, it's terrific.' Newscope: Has Mayor Daley shown any reaction to the book? Royko: Mrs. Daley was interviewed by some fawning free-lance magazine writer. The writer asked if she had read read it. If she would have said anything other than that, I would have been surprised. One thing she said bothered me, and she's said this before, people like myself print second hand information rather than getting it directly from the source, meaning the mayor. I would have been happy to in- Mike Royko: Chicago's Daley News Mike Royko organization^oo^vva^oin^T television show with Tom Foran, (Kup's Show), and he was there, more or less as Daley's man. Bill Moyers was on the show, too. While we were on the air, Foran was taking all kinds of shots at the books, which is his job, but during the commercial break he said to the book. She said she had and that I was an underdevelopedunderachiever. I was struck by the expression and ever since I have been trying to figure out what it means. She said the book was trash. One night she reviewed it for Mr. Daley before bdti and tOld him he shouldn't bother terview the mayor. I wrote him a letter telling him that I was going to do the book and wanted to interview him, but he never answered my letter. I couldn't have done the book if I didn't have some damn good sources right in the organization. Newscope: Do you think there is much weight behind the recent criticism directed at the press concerning objectivity, etc.? Royko: I think newspapers are probably more accurate, more responsible than they were when I started in the business. You don't have the old cops-and-robbers mentality on newspapers anymore. You have fewer police reporters on newspapers than in the past. They hung around police stations to cover police news, most of which reflected the point of view of the police department. But every story is slanted one way or another. I don't know how you could ever put out a scrupulously fair newspaper. What newspapers should try to do basically, is print the facts as they find them. I don't think we should try to print the truth because how the hell do we know what the truth is? I think in general, newspapers should make very clear what is an attempt to print facts and what is a writers' opinion. When people read a news account they're entitled to know they're getting an attempt at objectivity and as many facts (Continued,on Page 6) Page 2 NEWSCOPE July 26,1971 TO To the Editor: Maybe it's something in the air, or just a feeling one gets once in a while, but it would almost seem to me, possibly others as well, that a type of conspiracy has developed here at the University of Dust and Dirt. It seems that no matter which way you look, there is someone standing behind you waiting to take any monies you may have, will have, or might have. Although there are lesser rip-offs (in terms of amounts) which are a part of this campus's day to day life, one only has to look to the south of Tallent Hall and view the enormous erection known as Parkside Village. I can remember back when several of o ur leaders participated in the various hoi palloi involved in making the announcement that student on (or close to) campus housing was to be built by private developers with the students in mind. Sounded really nice until the developers oiled up their cash registers and laid down their brochures. What was that now? Somewhere around 35 dollars for a one bedroom el cheapo pad. Sounded pretty cheap until your "friend" pointed out that the occupancy of such a room can only be had that cheap with the addition of three other roommates. Use your imagination, you'll fit 'em all in. As a transfer student at UWP from WSU-O, I was really surprised to find that while providing a listing of apartments in the area, the University seemingly did nothing to insure the prospective occupants a suitable place to live. I'm not saying that the "village" roofs will leak or things of such nature, but rather lacks basic student needs like a measure of privacy, ample study area and facilities including a desk for each resident, plenty of shelving, closet room, etc. From the view portrayed in the sketches shown it sure looks as if the village will fall far short of this and if these items are planned for inclusion, why were they not shown in the sketches instead of that spacious twobed comfortable living bullshit when your rates are for four occupants. In closing all I wish to say is that for any poor student who has no choice when renting a PV apartment The runaway bestseller is on the screen. COLUMBIA PICTURES Prasenls Sean Connery in A ROBERT M. WEITMAN PRODUCTION The Anderson Jf Tapes ORPHEUM A UNITED ARTISTS THEATRE STARTS AUGUST 4th —I— a-1^ 9TWDC UUkV Ol (\ £>e n i? n LAST CHANCE THIS WEEK WE MUST BEGIN TO RETURN ALL REMAINING TEXTBOOK S TO THE PUBLISHERS. IF YOU ST I L L NEE D BOOKS, GET THEM NOW, WHILE THEY ARE S T IL L AVA I LABLE. UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE ought to get his head together with the others in the form of a tenants' union or something because village people are here to rip students off a s deep as they can. MarcH. Colby P.S.: Almost forgot to tell ya, if you want furniture, it will cost extra per month. If you want a sun deck it's gonna cost some more money as will a phone and air conditioning. If you're single, even though you're paying rent, you won't be allowed to park at the village; it seems that some sort of arrangement will be worked out with the University for the Tallent lot, and who knows, maybe that will cost extra too. To the Editor: Last week the Science Division Executive Committee of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, chaired by Dr. Norbert Isenberg, made public its decision not to alter its previous recommendation regarding renewal of the contract of Dr. James Russell Brokaw. It affirmed its decision of April 2, when it recommended nonrenewal of Dr. Brokaw's contract. The Brokaw Defense League protests this recent act of the Executive Committee. In the open hearing of June 24, Dr. Brokaw showed all of the stated reasons for nonrenewal given by the Committee to be invalid. Further, the dual role played by Dr. William Morrow, who acted both as a member of the Executive Committee and as Dean of the College of Science and Society, casts doubts on the legality of the original recommendation of April 2. The BDL has written a letter to Dean Morrow, e x p r e s s i n g o u r dissatisfaction with several matters relating to the organization of the open hearing. Our primary concern was the lack of notification of Dr. Brokaw's access to his file, and written notification of the hearing itself, until two days before the hearing. We feel it is significant that a large volume of data was submitted to Dr. Brokaw's file after the Executive Committee had already made its decision for non-renewal, apparently as justification for its THE decision. There are ar large number of documents in the file dated June 3, just three weeks before the hearing. Another matter of concern is the testimony introduced at the open hearing which suggests that the Chancellor was involved in the Executive Committee decision. This testimony also could invalidate the April 2 recommendation of the committee. While the final decision must rest with Dr. Brokaw, the Brokaw Defense League believes that preparations for the open hearing have produced a strong legal case and we are urging him to take legal action against the University toward a resolution of these issues. Nancy MacKay To the Editor: I would like to make a few remarks on Mayor Huck's statements, on the restraining order the federal courts gave the city concerning the denial of liquor licenses to the three go go bars. I would like to remind you that Racine didn't waste any time going to federal court, when they were going to close the coast guard 1 it's the 1 real thing [ Cc ijoy )V New Salary Protection During the first week of August, classified employees should receive information and application forms for a new Salary Protection plan offered by the University. Academic personnel will be receiving information in early October. This voluntary coverage will guarantee at least 60 per cent of gross salary at age 65 should an employee become disabled either on or off the job. An individual will know in advance the amount of benefits that will be received, regardless of how much may or may not be paid by Workmen's Compensation, social security, or retirement plans. Individuals may select a 30, 60, 90 o r 365 day waiting period to fit their personal needs. Premiums (based on the waiting period, gross salary, and age) will be payroll deducted month.y. Details on the plan and rates will be included in the information packet. Questions on the plan should be referred to the Personnel and Payroll Office, Tallent Hall, telephone number 2204. Security School Three members of the University of Wisconsin- Parkside protection and security staff are attending an eight-week course at the Wisconsin State Patrol Academy at Camp McCoy. They are William Cartner, Burnell Anderson and Richard Atkins, all of Kenosha. The course, which runs through Sept. 2, will give the men the same training as state patrol officers get in their first eight weeks at the academy. Newscope CARL'S P IZZA 9" - 12" - 14" - 16" 4 ALSO 1 In Four Sizes • RIBS • SPAGHETTI • CHICKEN GNOCCHI • RAVIOLI • LA SAGNA • SEA FOOD • SANDWICHES CARHY-OUTS - DELIVERY "YOU KING . . . WP BUNG" 657-9843 or 658-4922 Editor Warren Nedry Copy Editor JohnKoloen News Editor Marc Eisen Feature Editor Paul Lomartire Business Manager John Gray NEWS STAFF Bob Borchardt, Darrell Borger, James Casper, Jim Koloen, Bill Sorensen. CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Mike Stevesand, Janet Sabol, Mike Starr. BUSINESS STAFF Connie Kinsella, Dave Kraus, Don Marjara, Barb Scott. PHONES Editorial Business 553-2496 553-2498 Summer Newscope is independent student newspi composed and published we through the summer sessioi students of the University Wisconsin-Parkside. Stu' obtained advertising funds the sole source of revenue the operation of Newscope. ( copies are printed distributed through Kenosha and Racine c munities as well as University. Free copies available upon request. July 26,1971 NEWSCOPE Page 3 EDITOR station, and again against Mt. Pleasant. To go so far as to say "federal courts should stay out of local government", is a disgrace to the whole American system. When a mayor lets his Aldermen disregard the United States Constitution like Aid. Frank Barry does, then by all means the federal courts are needed. After all Racine is still part of the United States. I do think it's a shame that citizens of Racine have to go to federal court to protect their rights as Americans. I do agree with the Mayor on full time aldermen. By having full time aldermen, we'd be able to get some qualified aldermen, because I think that most of our present aldermen do not qualify to hold the office in Racine. In conclusion I think we pay enough tax money, not to have Aid. Frank Barry and Mr. Edward Krenzke waste it in court battles, now I see Racine even hired another attorney, for the gogo issue. All they're doing is trying to take away people's rights as Americans, with their stand. If they insist, then let them pay the cost of this outside attorney, and the whole court cost out of their own pockets. I personally don't want to pay for any of their future campaigns, with my taxes! And why does Mr. Krenzke even need this attorney in the first place? Doesn't he have enough confidence in himself, or isn't he qualified? I do realize that taking away American people's rights in a federal court is a hard if not impossible job. The question I would like to ask is: If the city is successful in taking away the go-go bars liquor licenses, what have they proved? They'll continue with the same type of entertainment, only without liquor. Then you realize people under 21 years old will be allowed in, and they wouldn't have any set closing time, (all night). So as long as the owners are still willing to talk to the city and reach an agreement, why doesn't the city do so? If the go-go bars do win in court, which it looks like they will, then what? At least now they're willing to bend a little so why shouldn't Aid. Barry??? Charlene Kuipuo Look What Happened To Student Government by Mark Timpany Special Correspondent The Parkside Student Government Association met last Tuesday night at 7 p.m. and passed two resolutions relating to the latest non-renewals of Parkside faculty members. The first resolution directed the PSGA Corresponding Secretary to communicate in written form dissatisfaction with the latest non-renewals to President Weaver, Chancellor Wyllie, the Chairman of th e Board of Regents, the Secretary of the Faculty Senate, and the Secretary of the Faculty. The resolution stated, "The manner in which they were conducted leads to the question of whether the nonrenewals were political rather than academic. Communications shall ask for immediate action on the December 10 policy statement of the Chancellor and a moratorium on faculty non-renewals until such time as the policies stated by the Chancellor have been implemented." The second resolution directed Gary Davis, Chairman of the PSGA's Academic Policies Committee, and other interested members of the Student Government Association, to travel to Madison on the Brokaw Defense League's bus trip to Madison to meet with President Weaver in order to report back to the Student Government on the outcome of that meeting. The second resolution also charged Gary Davis, "time and conditions permitting, to solicit the opinions of President Weaver concerning the recent nonrenewals." The members discussed means of making student government more visible to the student body and of allowing for greater participation by the student body in the decision making processes of student government. the next meeting of the PSGA was scheduled for Friday, July 30, at 3:30 p.m. CHAT N CHEW 1 X' y, « William Ross (second from left) of the Water Resources Division of the United States Geological Survey in Madison explains to UW-Parkside geography students how to take various kinds of measurements on the Pike River. UWP Decl a r es Wa r On Pi k e The opening volley in an all-out war on the polluted Pike River has been fired by a summer geography class at the University of W isconsin-Parkside. The class, "Special Problems of the Pike River", is taking to the field and laboratories to gather basic data about the river, which originates in Mt. Pleasant, just west of the city of Racine, and empties into Lake Michigan on the north side of Kenosha. Ultimate victory will depend on adequate support of a comprehensive and systematic battle plan drawn up by UW-P specialists, and an alliance among the university and the five townships and cities through which the offending river flows. Restoring a polluted river, even a small one which meanders only 15 miles through two counties, is a major ecological project. But the recreational and esthetic dividends which would accrue from a clean Pike River flowing through the heavily populated southeastern corner of the state, including the 700-acre Parkside campus, has stireed enthusiasm on the part of city and county officials of Racine and Kenosha and the townships of Mt. Pleasant, Sturtevant and Somers. UW-P staff share their enthusiasm and see the project as a way to help fulfill the new university's formal educational mission | 40th Avenue & 5 2nd Street KENOSHA | SUNDAY THR U THURSDAY | 11 A.M. TILL MIDNITE FRIDAY & SATURDAY TILL 2 A.M. HAMBURGERS 40< & 24( § | SUPERCHEW (Triple de cker) % | 55< I RELAX ^fllTrfrTTTTTT^ JNBOW GARDENS! AMUSEMENT CENTER MINI-GOLF ARCHERY 87th & SHERIDAN RD. of relating and responding to the needs of its industrial, rapidly growing urban setting. The class will update mapping of the entire river and its tributaries, determine its discharge through depth, width and flow measurements at critical points, pinpoint pollution points, particularly uncharted field tiles which enter the river below water level, and analyze water samples for various kinds of chemical and thermal pollution. That kind of raw data, essential to a serious effort to restore the river, is either incomplete or non-existent. But everyone knows the river is polluted. Bathers know it every time a quarter-inch of rain raises the Pike's pollution to unsafe levels and forces city officials to close Kenosha's expansive Lake Michigan beaches for two or three days. Picnickers at parks along its banks know it when the aroma of c harcoal is lost in the Pike's own pungency. Warning signs seem only to belabor the obvious. Cooperation and support from city and township officials has been excellent, according to the class instructor, Chelvadurai Manogaran, assistant professor of geography at Parkside. Information about the river gathered to date by the various municipalities has been made available to the class, and officials have encouraged land owners to allow access to the private property they have to cross to reach the river. Both Kenosha and Racine health departments have made their laboratories and equipment available to the students who are doing chemical analysis, and the Kenosha public works department has provided instruction in surveying and provided instruments. A Somers official experienced in chemical analysis of the river has trained students in water sampling and location of field tiles. Mt. Pleasant officials invited Manogaran and the students to the town board meeting and pledged support. State and federal agencies also have expressed interest in the project. An engineer from the United States Geological Survey (USGS) in Madison visited the campus to instruct students in measuring techniques. Later this fall the USGS and UW-P will establish a permanent measuring station on campus to record water level, rate of flow and pollution levels. In addition to field work, members of the class meet three hours per week for lecture and discussion. The data gathering process, which cannot be completed in an eight-week summer course, will be continued in the fall. PEPSI-COLA Kenosha Racine :iS±* Page 4 NEWSCOPK July 26,1971 Freddie Hubbard "Straight Live" CTI Records CTI 6007 Freddie Hubbard — Trumpet-Flueglglehorn Ron Carter — B ass Jack DeJohnette — Drums Herbie Hancock — Piano Joe Henderson — Tenor Sax Richard "Pablo" Landrum Percussion George Benson — Guitar Finding a really good jazz album is getting to be a problem. Not that there aren't plenty of t hem on the market, but in searching through the overabundant dead weight one might become considerably frustrated. Jazz unfortunately has found it profitable to commercialize. The hierarchy of the inby Bob Borchardt of The Newscope Staff dustry has presented the public with a line of slicklyproduced cutely-covered albums that when played reveal nothing more than the sound track of the "Bill Cosby Show". While Quincy Jones has done a lot to further the course of jazz in the mass media since taking over as musical director for the show, the music is nevertheless watered down, lacking purpose and conviction. It certainly isn't a style that deserves to dominate the market in a time when so much really innovative talent is around. Furthermore, to present a "complete" line of jazz, the moneymen have felt it necessary to record everything from sloppy Dixieland to fertility rites. If your tastes lie somewhere in between, you are left with two choices: trusting a record reviewer or finding a shop where the proprietor is so benevolent as to let you play his entire stock before making a selection. While the former is dubious, the latter is impossible and so you are left with the lesser of two evils. "Strait Life" is the prize of the hunt. Deep amid the jungles of Don Sebelsky and Ramsey Lewis the album was discovered cooly awaiting its chance to strike. It's a record that's gone well beyond Quincy but would be hard pressed to find much of a camaraderie with Sun Ra and his Solar Arkestra. It very definitely swings, which above all else is the trademark and beauty of jazz itself. Listening to "Mr. Clean" should prove the point. De Johnette on drums, Carter on bass and Benson on guitar join to form the perfect rhythm section, something a jazz soloist UDIO I would like to find under the Christmas tree. They serve more than just a background, uniting to spark ideas for the soloist — a sort of musical thesarus. It serves to enhance the amazing things that Hubbard does on trumpet. His range gives him the use of an almost unexplored frontier as he weaves ideas into complete pictures. On piano, Hancock once again proves his supremacy at the jazz keyboard. Never content to stay with the standard phrases or ideas, he constantly explores, often coming with amazing results. The high point, however, is "Here's That Rainy Day". Miles has done it, Diz has done it, but Hubbard proves it to be his tune. The combination of this song and Hubbard's lyric fluglehorn shows him to be the horn player critics hoped he would be with the release of his first recordings. Hubbard proves to be one man who has listened and learned. Eating In By Prof. Koch Mueller elbow macaroni offers these two "tested recipes" which are good for quick summer meals. Elbow Macaroni and Cheese What you need: 1 Pkg. elbow macaroni 1 tablespoon butter 1 tablespoon flour 1 teaspoon salt 2V4 cups milk cups grated Cheddar cheese 2 te aspoon paprika What to do: Melt butter, blend in flour and salt, add milk and cook. Stir until cheese melts. Cook elbow macaroni as directed on side panel. Combine cooked elbow macaroni with sauce in a greased casserole. Sprinkle top with paprika. Bake in moderate (375 degree) oven 25 minutes. Makes 6 s ervings. Elbow Macaroni Salad What you need: 1 pkg. elbow macaroni 4 c up mayonnaise 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon sugar '/4 teaspoon celery seed 1 tomato diced 1 cup diced celery 2 pime 2 pimientos, chopped tablespoons green pepper chopped — if desired What to do: Cook elbow macaroni as directed on side panel, rinse with cold water, drain. Mix mayonnaise with lemon juice, salt and sugar Combine cooled elbow macaroni, vegetables celery seed and mayonnaise m i x t u r e , b l e n d i n g thoroughly. Serve on crisp lettuce leaves and garnish with radish roses. Makes 6-8 servings. i-n'i sot mm by Paul Lomartire of the Newscope staff Teenager, the star of recent 7-Up Uncola ads on TV, came through town last week on some sort of tour. I was chosen as his official guide during his stay, and although the task was somewhat hard, many felt that I would do a fine job, especially with my imagination. I was to pick him up at the Chicago and Northwestern train station at noon. Because of other details surrounding his visit, I was delayed for almost half an hour. When I did arrive, I expected to find him either waiting restlessly on the platform, or sitting aimlessly in the station. He was in neither place. I decided to call the Uncola people to see if he had come, when I spotted him. He was pitching pennies in the alley next to Becker's Cigar Store with a various assortment of high school drop-outs. He was a vision out of th e past. About 5 feet 9 inches tall, with the beginnings of a beer belly and a mustache. He was fresh from the barber with a Hollywood hair style, a worn, leather jacket with zipper pockets thrown over his shoulder, sleeveless tee-shirt and a pair of greasy levis choking his hips. Realizing that I would have to make him feel at home, I had come prepared to pick him up. I wore a tight pair of black pants with cuffs, white socks, a black tee-shirt with a pack of Camels rolled up in the sleeve, and a fine pair of pointed black shoes with lightning bolts up the sides. My hair weighed in at about three pounds, parted down the middle, slick as a sewer cap in the rain. I had borrowed a '56 Chevy with crome reverse, a tape player, and various other articles that would make any teenager proud. 11 also bought Flamin Groovies and Sha-na-na! tapes, and a six pack of beer. I greeted him with1 my best "New Yawk" accent. When he saw me, he slid a comb through his hair, glanced from side to side, and hopped into the car, bidding his penny pitchers a "catch ya around." One of the reasons I was picked as his guide was because I could take Teenager "to lunch based on all my experience with this column. I had to think of a place where Teenager would be welcome, and fit in. Someone had told me that beneath all the grease, Teenager was a warm, tender person. I tried to think of a place where the hamburgers would fit the same criteria. On the corner of 22nd Avenue and 75th Street I took Teenager for a late dinner. The Spot proved to be an excellent place where we both could relax, dig the atmosphere, and feel at home. There were other reasons I picked this place. There is constant police protection at The Spot. I can't really remember the last time I failed to see at least one police car protecting the citizens while they ate hamburgers. At least here, Teenager wouldn't get into a rumble. Another reason we went to this drive-in was because the prices are pretty good. Although hamburgers are forty cents, they are famous. A "Spot Hamburger" is one step above a regular one, it seems. This is the most popular eating place after ten p.m. in the entire county. The service is fast, as the car-hops rely on tips from the customers to supplement their wages. The food is very good in my book, all the way from the chicken to hot dogs. The item that draws the most people though is ice cold root beer. Teenager and I each downed a couple of hamburgers and French fries. He watched the car-hops smile and scurry from car to car. Car radios and tape players composed a sort of original moog synthesized ballad, as Teenager and I washed down root beer after root beer while watching bugs bounce off of the neon signs. Teenager was thumbing his nose at the Uncola generation as he sat back and relived the fifties at the only place in Kenosha he really could in style, The Spot. THAT CIGAR SHAPED THING IN THE SKY Elke Sommer Erika Sltschul Michael York Jeffrey Richter Douglas Ettienne Perier Director This was one week that I had a little difficulty finding a film worth watching, let alone reviewing. I chose a picture that lies somewhere between the "Blue Max" and "2001, A Space Odyssey". It was about World War I and the famous zeppelins . . . or at least for the first ten minutes of the film, that's what I thought it was about. Instead, it turned out to be one of the most far-fetched films I have ever seen. We find the World War I German zeppelin turning into a Flash Gordon-like vehicle, complete with Elke Sommer as Dale, dressed in this year's leather, which will, no doubt, catch on. As an added spectacle, espionage is included in the form of a none too willing Scottish spy (Michael York). This was T only the beginning? • - ; A technically impressive job of miniaturization turned immensity our Goodyear blimp is so grandiose that I could almost see Sigmond Freud turn over in his grave . . . What more fitting creature to have running around, inside of, on top of and underneath this monstrosity than Elke Sommer? Cliff Richardson must be commended for special effects for they were impressive. The story concerns a Scottish lieutenant whc conveniently has relatives in Germany and France. He is sent to Germany by the British to discover the secret of bl imp No. LZ36; he is more than successful, of course. Elke comes into the picture as the wife of our spy's former professor, extremely educated and beautiful, the cliche which she will always be. We find the Germans have a plan too . . . The Scot is to get them to a Scottish castle where, it just so happens, the Magna Carta and other pieces of historical value are being stored for the duration. These are to be destroyed or captured. It is all a success until our hero, who by the way has a fear of heights, throws a wrench in the works. In the end, Elke and Michael plus a few nondescript crewmen escape to France, where the great blimp burns. This fantasy is sprinkled with blood and bodies alike, and this in particular makes it a lousy film. On the same bill with this flick was an even more disgusting example of much of the same. It was a John Wayne blockbuster that plays on all the heart strings that make this country at least partially sick. It is probably the worst film I've ever seen in my life. It is called "Chisum" and makes "Zeppelin" look good in comparison. They are both Warner Brothers products, which seems also to be saying something. When these films come to town, get yourself an old Tshirt, a can of beer and stay at home and watch NET. William Sorensen Dean Dearborn Tim Eaker Dear New Student: It is extremely important for a campus to have new faces each year, for with them come fresh ideas and different approaches. I hope that you will provide us with this by being imaginative and enthusiastic in your involvement in the academic and social aspects of campus life. It is far too easy today to be negative and pessimistic. I submit that this is the easy way out and attitudes such as these if carried far enough could seriously harm not only this campus but the greater society of which it is a part. Share with us the excitement and satisfaction of building and perfecting a new institution of higher learning. By doing this, I am sure that one day we all will look back with great pride at that which we collectively took part in building. I am pleased to extend to you the welcome of Chancellor Irvin G. Wyllie and the entire Parkside community. We are happy that you have chosen this campus for attaining your educational goals and in those pursuits we wish you the very best. Sincerely, Allen B. Dearborn Dean of Students The Parkside Student Government Association welcomes those who have never attended this campus, especially those new to the college environment. You will find that college becomes a different "society" from that which you may be accustomed. It is the transitory stage from home life to independent life styles in society at large. In keeping with this view, Parkside sustains that kind of community life in which the student's total educational experience is deepened and enriched. The college encourages selfgovernment and grants as much personal freedom as is consistent with the best interests of the individual and the group. The social life of the campus — a most important part of college society — c enters around events planned for the entire student body and includes many informal dances, movies, lectures, concerts and most any other activity you could be interested in. There is a good selection of student organizations but their success is dependent on your interest and support. I hope that some of you will seriously consider taking an active part in Student Government while attending Parkside. This will be our first full year of operation which can provide you with unique experience of organizing a governing body. Participation in Student Government fosters the development of responsibility, leadership ^pd dependability which are demanded of the collegetrained individual. The Student Senate is composed of five Officers and seventeen Senators, elected in the eighth week of t he fall semester from the student body at large. It sponsors certain all-campus social functions, considers matters of student interest and welfare, and serves as an agency whereby sentiment and initiative may help determine college policy and practice. I would like to again welcome you to Parkside and hope that -I get the chance to meet most of you sometime during the next year. Student Government is to serve your needs and it can be successful only with your cooperation and help. Take an active interest in the University for it holds the key to your future. Tim Eaker, President P.S.G.A. University of W isconsin-Parkside \<) I'AHKIV*- IX tl'XTiai vim; UW The office of Auxiliary Enterprises encompasses the Student Activities Building, student lounges, food and vending service, the bookstore, Student Housing Services, and any special luncheons or dinners held on the campus. The Student Activities Building is located on Wood Road just south of Tallent Hall. During the academic year, it is open from 8:00 A.M. to 10:00 P.M. and until 1:00 A.M. on weekends during programmed events. The majority of programmed events are held in this building. In this building, as well as in the student lounges at Racine and Kenosha, hot meals are served during the noon hour and full-line vending is also available. Beer is also available in Student Activities Building. There are three locations of the University Bookstore. The main store is located just south of the Student Activities Building, and there are branch stores located on the Racine and Kenosha campuses. In addition to textbooks, an assortment of paperback novels, sweatshirts, jackets, records, and other sundries are available at each location. Student Housing Services is located in Room 278, Tallent Hall. This office maintains an up-to-date file of rooms, apartments, flats and, homes that are available for students, as well as faculty, to rent in Kenosha and Racine, as well as in the county. Auxiliary Enterprises If you want to learn, and not just what is required, and if you want to do serious work, the Honors Program is what you're looking for. "It's something for those who want to get a little more out of classes than is normally required," Charles Kugel, the director of the Gifted Student Program, explained. Entrance is solely on a volunteer basis- To enter, freshmen must have graduated in the top 10 per cent of their class. Continuing students must have at least a 3.25 grade point average to be eligible. But that rule is flexible. Anyone can take an Honors course with the consent of the instructor, regardles of g .p.a. or whether he has officially applied. To graduate with an Honors degree one needs to have completed at least 30 c redits in the Honors program, and to have at least a 3.25 cumulative g.p.a. To earn Honors credit one must earn either an A or a B in a class. Honors work might entail extra papers, additional readings, or a one-day-a-week luncheon-seminar. In the performing arts it might require special recitals. Kugel said about three fourths of all classes offered are available for Honors credit. In most Honors Program cases work is done in conjunction with regular classes, though there will be some special classes or special sections restricted to Honors students. There will be fewer of these this year, however, because of the UW budget situation. Central Admission has said every faculty Newscope is in a one-time general store at the intersection of Wood R oad and Hwy. A. The biggest hype you could attach to Newscope is that it's here. No joke. It's so new that the editors are looking back on the past six months as a rehearsal for the real thing this fall. That's not to say that the editors didn't give a damn last semester, because they did. What it means is that it took six months for Newscope to get on its feet. It started with a group of people who wanted to write and put out a student paper, but for the most part none of them had any real experience in college journalism. Oh yeh, there were some who came from an underground paper that folded two years ago. Others have come from area high schools where they m imeo g r a p h e d u n derground rags as an alternative to graduation. The only thing they had in common was the desire to do something constructive about what they saw around them, and perhaps learn from it. At times Newscope tends to look cooly at traditional j o u r n a l i s m . T h o u g h Newscope has a long way to go before it can brag about its content, the staff enjoys the opportunity to experiment with their work. There is no standard way of writing in Newscope, just as there is almost no standard anything. Each person sets his own standards, does his own work and learns from his own mistakes. It's honest work, but it ain't steak. Presently, there are openings on the staff for almost anybody, regardless of his particular interests. If you're into business why not see if you can help run ours. We have a yearly budget projected into the tens of thousands of dollars with incorporation slated for later this summer. It is as free an organization as there is, fFee from administrative ties, free from obligations to any interest group and subject to its own rules, the most important of which are economic. If you want to work in the office you can contribute as much as you wish. No one will force you to do layout if you don't like it. But if you've never tried it how do you know you don't like it? The present layout manager never heard of layout eight months ago. Without an instructor to tell him what to do he did things as he saw them and if you want you can do the same. If you want to write, you don't have to be pretentious about it and think you can't learn from experience. It is not a classroom situation; on Newscope you have to meet deadlines, you have to do interviews, you have to check your own sources, you have to do everything yourself. There's no one to look over your shoulder to guide or limit you. Newscope isn't looking for perfection, though you should be; Newscope just wants to give you the chance to make mistakes without dropping a grade. All you need to work for Newscope is dedication, p e r s e r v e r a n c e a n d toleration; everything after that will work itself out. We're sure that if you take the time to talk with a Newscope staffer he'll be able to tell you more. If you need more motivation, you can receive credits for most work done at Newscope. In many ways it's one of the most innovative programs in the academic discipline, though it isn't really a program. We're as close as student organizations will ever get to being taken seriously, simply because it's difficult to ignore* a weekly paper that prints 6,000 copies. We have an effective medium for communication which you can help to develop. member should generate 100 credit hours as a work load, which translates to three classes of an average of 33 students each. So if a n Honors class has 15 students, another class will have to make up the difference. The practical advantages of the Honors Program are many. The emphasis on independent work is good training for graduate school. An Honors graduate receives special consideration when enrolling in graduate school and usually in job opportunities. Honors students register the first day of registration in order to enroll in the classes they want. They also receive special library privileges and have closer contact with professors. While the advantages of the program are many, student reaction to it has been disappointing to Kugel. Only about 150 students retistered for the program last year, and only 85 followed through. In June, only three students graduated with Honors. "I'm definitely not satisfied with the turnout," Kugel said. "The cause is a combination of things, Student apathy is the easy answer. Realistically, I don't feel that Kenosha and Racine are communities that are higher education oriented. A large percentage of the students are going to school 'to get a better job'." "Even though the program concentrates on quality in education and trys to discourage just additional work, there is no doubt that it does take more time." "The people who participate in the program think it's worthwhile and not that much extra work," Kugel explained. "Students don't necessarily suffer grade-wise, which seems to be one of the bigger concerns of students. Actually 90 per cent of t he grades are A's and B's." Kugel spoke of an Honors coffee hour held last spring at which he answered questions about the program. A student there charged that the program was elitist. "He felt an Honors program contributes to an intellectual elitism. But this isn't necessarily so. My concern is that a lot of good kids have come out of hi gh school and into big classes where many of the student attitudes are indifferent. They become turned off. 'They say, 'I've sat beside these clowns for four years in high school and they didn't do anything there, and now I'm sitting with them again and it's not very stimulating.' My feeling is that we should give these students an opportunity to get in with kids who have the same attitudes. If this is elitism, ? conceded. "But elitism isn't the idea behind it. * •C*ea *s no* *° se8regate them, but to get them into a group that has their same interests," he said. The biggest handicap to the program, Kugel thinks, is simply the lack of knowledge about it. fK most rewarcling thing to me has been the enthusiasm of some of the kids involved - many of whom started the program apprehensively," he said. The Student Affairs Office offers a vareity of counseling services. They include academic advising, career planning, help in reading and learning skills, personal counseling and draft counseling. Academic planning includes advice on courses, University requirements and the choice of a major. Jewel Echelbarger, the Coordinator of Counseling services, described the course of academic advising as beginning with freshman orientation and then continuing until a student choses a major and is referred to a faculty adviser. She feels that at times it is preferrable to seek the advice of a counselor rather than a faculty member. "We can be of extra help, because it's not our discipline, and we're not going to be hung up on how many students are in each class, Miss Echelbarger said. "We're not trying to sell a program. "Last year we were at such a developmental stage that we were afraid that what we told students one day might be changed by the faculty the next. So we usually just referred them to the faculty. Now we have a solid base curriculum we can work with." "Looking at the resources we have, and comparing them to other Universities, I think we offer a very good program," Miss Echelbarger pointed out. "It's unfortunate more students aren't using it. But I think it's because it's new." Interest tests are also given as part of career planning. It's proved the most popular aspect of the service. "It's not a test," Miss Echelbarger said, "That's the nice thing about it. It's an interest profile. You answer questions regarding if you like a certain activity. As you look at the profile, you see there is nothing negative about it. The only thing it does is point out your strong interest areas, and the areas you're not interested in." There are many materials available for career planning. For instance, if a student wants to know what employment possibilities a certain major will give him, there are statistics that indicate how many people have jobs with this type of background. There is also a file that shows what jobs are open to a student when he chooses a major. "We're here to paint a realistic picture of job opportunities for students," Miss Echelbarger said. In addition, Career Planning has a file of graduate school catalogues. Reading and study skills counseling hasn't been fully developed yet. The faculty does offer a course in reading improvement. "We're not here to teach the courses, we're here to help individuals who need help. We have the equipment to help them," Miss Echelbarger explained. She calls the study systems fantastic. They were devised by the University of Minnesota and help a student develop his own study techniques. Tutoring is available also: Except, as Miss Echelbarger noted, few students, no matter how much academic trouble they're in, are willing to pay a tutor $2 an hour for help. Career planning is a rapidly growing area of counseling. At Parkside, Barbara Larson does most of this type of advising. Personal counseling is done primarily by Wendy Musich, Miss Echelbarger and Steve Bangert. All have been trained in this type of work. The most frequent problems they encounter involve troubled family relationships and male-female problems. The counselors try to work with existing community agencies. Agreements have been worked out with the Racine Mental Health Service and the Kenosha Family Counseling Center so that students can be referred to them. This is done without charge. With other referrals the University will pay part of the cost. The counselors also receive help from the Bacon Clinic, except it is used more to. counsel the counselors when they find themselves with problems they don't know the answers to. If they do find themselves getting in too deep, they are quick to pull back. "We work to the level of our knowledge," Miss Echelbarger noted. "We're quick to refer a student if we feel .we're getting in over our heads." She sees granting of confidentiality to personal files as a major development in personal counseling. They can no longer be supeonaed by the courts. This insures privacy. The types of counseling available include group therapy and group discussion at all levels and at the level of counseling the student needs. Draft counseling at Parkside is handled by Steve Bangert. He's been working on the development of it since he came here last fall. He sees himself in an educational role, trying to help each individual decide what he wants to do. He has general information about military service and is currently concentrating on learning about procedural rights in dealing with the Selective Service. "It seems that every time the board meets, about three days later people come in and ask questions about the draft which indicates to me students aren't really giving this much forethought," Bangert said. this trip will include air fare and the use of a rented car with one full tank of g as and unlimited mileage. Spring trips under discussion and consideration include such places as Acapulco, Mexico, Spain and the Caribbean. Details and bids from various travel agencies will help determine what the warm weather offering will be in the spring of 1972. Also planned are short trips to events like Milwaukee Bucks basketball games. Last fall Coach A1 McGuire of Marquette spoke at Parkside, and a trip to the Bucks game followed. Something along this line will again be offered, according to Niebuhr. While no major rock attraction has been announced yet, there will be concerts again this year. Dances will feature bands from the Kenosha-Racine area and the state. With this potential of social events on campus, it appears that those easily disenchanted students will indeed be in the minority. Co l l e g e s t u d e n t s sometimes feel that an academic semester is unbearably long because of exams, long reading assignments and research. These students can take heart, since there is a well balanced calendar of events at Parkside to break up periods of disenchantment that sometimes impede school work. Out of the offices of Student Activities, headed by William Neibuhr, comes a full year of campus events and activities that run the gamut between dances and trips to Europe. During the 1970-71 school year, Parkside students enjoyed such internationally acclaimed acts as The Fifth Dimension, Buddy Rich and his Orchestra, and the rock group, Chicago. There were also concerts by Charley Musselwhite (free), Sam Lay and Lucille Span, The Neighborhood, Johnny Young Blues Band, Your Father's Mustache and The Gregory James Group. Along with these musical events were films that were shown for 75 cents per person in the Student Activities Building. Some of the films shown included "True Grit", "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", "Good-Bye Columbus", and "Four for Texas". In the form of European ventures, the Student Act i v i t i e s C o o r d i n a t o r s arranged a mid-winter ski trip to France and a spring trip to Spain. Both tours proved to be so successful that three additional in appeasing the moviegoers on campus. The first film for the fall semester will be shown on Friday evening, Sept. 10. The movie will be "The Reivers", starring Steve McQueen. Other films to follow include "Brewster McCloud", "Dirty Dingus McGee", "Blow-Up", "Rosemary's Baby", "Cool Hand Luke", "Where Eagles Dare", "Charley", "Sandpebbles", "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" (probably hours in the form of live entertainment or films. These events depend on the budget according to Niebuhr. Between January 4 and the 14, Parkside students will be able to ski on the fastest Olympic track in the Alps near the southern border of France. An Air France 747 jet will take students from Chicago to Paris, with connections to Geneva, on a skiing holiday summer trips to Europe were offered to Parkside students. The job of bridging the gaps among the variety of cultural tastes is as difficult a job as it sounds. But with a successful and eventful year behind them, the Student Activities Coordinators have planned well into the 1971-72 sc hool year. The line-up of featured films shows the variety used the last time this film will be shown in the state, since the studio is taking it off the market), and at Christmas time, "Oliver". There are still two or three yet to be announced films. AS for other forms of entertainment, Student Activities would like to offer a few nightclub or coffee house features. Also being considered is some • programming during school offered through Parkside. The cost for air and ground transportation, plus lodging and other incidentals, will be about $259 plus tax. In addition, non-skiers will be offered a motoring option. This will include the same flight to Paris or Geneva, but instead of spending the ten days on the slopes, students will have an opportunity to motor through Europe. The cost of Counnseling A thletics• Welcome to Parkside! We in the Office of Athletics hope you share our enthusiasm for this university and what it can offer you, both academically and athletically in a total lifetime sports program. Our program is open to both men and women, with 26 intramural sports, 16 cl ub sports and eight varsity sports, enough to satisfy the most varied tastes. We offer a coaching certificate as a major part of our physical education program. Our club sports teams have been most successful, with the skiing club planning a trip to the Italian Alps this winter after a successful tour of the French Alps last year. Our sailing club is second to none, with interest high and many of our winter-time skiers turning to sailing in the summer. We offer a sailing class for the inexperienced would-be sailor. We believe in sports which will benefit you during your lifetime. To name only a few, we can offer instruction and guidance in sports such as archery, badminton, fencing, golf, handball, ice skating, paddleball, squash, tennis and volleyball. There are more, and the opportunities are endless. We have varsity sports, too, and if you're not participating, .you can watch the Rangers in action in basketball, soccer, cross country, wrestling, fencing, gymnastics, track, tennis or golf. In short, the message of Parkside is opportunity. The key to that opportunity is participation. We can offer you the chance, but you must go from there. We can offer you help, advice, instruction and guidance in just about any sport or athletic endeavor you can imagine. We are here and we are welcoming you to Parkside. Enjoy the university and take part in its athletic programs in some way. We think you'll be a better person for it. Thomas P. Rosandich Athletic Director The Office of Athletics offers Parkside students a balanced sports program that includes physical education, club sports, intramurals and intercollegiate athletics. All students, men and women alike, are provided the opportunity to take elective courses in physical education should they desire to learn a particular sport skill. After a survey of the State of Wisconsin indicated that over 56 p er cent of the high school coaches in the State had no formal training, the Office of Athletics established a professional courses which seek to develop the "total coach". Included in these are courses detailing the officiating of individual, dual and team sports, preventing and caring for athletic injuries, sports psychology, body mechanics, scientific basis of conditioning, organization arid administration of athletics and coaching theory courses in football, basketball, wrestling and track and field. Reflecting the Olympic concept of both the sports program and the staff, Rosandich, himself a wellknown international coach with wide experience in various parts of Asia. The athletic program at Parkside is open to both men and women. Most physical education classes are co-educational and equal opportunity is offered in all sports. A n ew physical education building, which will serve as a base for intramurals, club sports, intercollegiate athletics and physical education is now under construction on County Road JR, west of the present site of th e Office of Athletics s?& r IJ Mi THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKS IDE PHYSICAL EDUCATION AND ATHLETICS BUILDING program leading coaching certificate. to Believing terscholastic periences are contribute physiological, psychological, ethical and development of that inathletic exdesigned to to the anatomical, educational, moral the participants, the required courses for the awarding of the coaching certificate include a broad base of Parkside coaches are now in the Philippines forming an athletic program on all civilian and military levels. The Office of Athletics has close ties to the Peace Corps and a training program for American coaches who will go to Asia will be held at Parkside in the early fall. This program will be under the direction of athletic director Tom on Wood Road. Parkside athletes have traveled to various parts of the globe in the short two years since Parkside opened its doors. Apart from the ski club, two Parkside athletes have been picked for trips abroad, fencer John Hanzalik and basketball center Mike Madsen, currently a member of the all-star team touring four European countries. Honors have come to Parkside as well. Wrestling coach Jim Koch was picked as "Rookie Coach of the Year" by a national wrestling magazine and grappler Ken Martin earned all-American status with his second place finish in the national championships. And gymnast Doug Anderson also earned all- American acclaim in the first year his sport existed at Parkside. The club sports concept is an important one and reflects the increased emphasis on lifetime sports and on others that are not traditionally intercollegiate in nature. The clubs are generally extramural in nature, with top flight schedules including other colleges and universities and wide travel throughout mid-America. Tom Rosandich The ski club is the largest on campus and is coached by a former Olympian. The judo club, which is the second largest on campus, is also active, in extramurals along with the hockey, baseball, volleyball, rugby, sailing, karate and bowling clubs. Other sport clubs approached from a recreational standpoint include the gun club, gymnastics club, equestrian club and the booster-pep club. Students interested in being cheerleaders are urged to contact the Office of Athletics at 553-2245. There are also opportunities for girls to become involved in the sports program as Rangerettes (pom pom girls) and for men as athletic team managers. *** — "rrrrwMvinoivui Octoberfest Highlighting the fall sports season at Parkside will be the Octoberfest, featuring Parkside's varsity sports teams and clubs in action throughout the week of October 2-9. The Parkside cross country team will host UW-Milwaukee and Beloit College Oct. 2 and the Ranger soccer squad will tangle with UWMadison on the Parkside soccer field to begin the festivities, which the Office of Athletics plans to make a traditional celebration. Golf and tennis tournaments, sailing regattas involving both club and varsity teams, a rugby match, a fencing meet and a gymnastics turnfest will also be featured during the eight day period, which concludes with the Parkside Invitational Soccer Tournament Oct. 8-9. Also to be featured at the Octoberfest will be a "Bratwurst and Sauerkraut" setting, with refreshments available in keeping with the spirit of the occastion which will include dancing with polka bands and the atmosphere of old Europe, complete with Tyrolean hats. ..-.nr. •• • • - Clubs They vary from the Film Society to the Flying Club, from Students for a Clean Environment to the Students International Meditation Society. These are just four of the more than 35 student clubs that exist on campus. Various types of clubs function at Parkside. They include political action groups (the Young Democrats, the Luddites, the Committee for United Student Action), recreation clubs (such as the hockey, chess, equestrian and flying clubs), literary groups (Newscope, Indications and Poetry Forum), occupational clubs (the Management Science, Modern Language, and the pre-law clubs), and the more traditional fraternities and sororities (Alpha Kappa Ldmbda, Sigma Delta Psi, Zeta Beta Tau). In order to form a club you need only pick up a registration form from Tony Totero at the Student Affairs Office, and return it with either a faculty or staff member's signature as adviser, together with either a club constitution or a statement of purpose. The form is then sent to Student "-"V, ^ preliminary recommendation whether it should be recognized as a campus organization. It then goes to the Campus Concerns Committee which makes the final decision. Once a club is recognized, it is able to use University facilities. Facilities can also be used by clubs for the purpose of organizing before official recognition has been given. Any questions about campus organizations should be directed to Totero of the Student Affairs office. July 26, 1971 NEWSCOPE Page 5 by John Koloen Now that $150 million has been appropriated for drug abuse programs . The other night I was sitting in my living room with a couple of friends playing a rather simple game of throwing kitchen matches into a beer bottle. That's alright, it's simple. Children play it with clothespins and milk bottles, all that changed is the sophistication of the pieces. Matches were forbidden when I was youngnow I 'm making up for all those fantasies that went with forbidden things. Sex was the same way. The secret meetings in someone's basement where everyone took turns at playing doctor and patient. It made the whole sex scene legitimate, doctors did it, we were allowed to pretend, so we pretended we were doctors. If you were caught pretending behind the garage or in the alley, grownups thought you were evil because evil things always happened in the alleys at night. What happened to the evil pretenders followed in the lines of whatever particular prejudices your parents had. The more traditional second generation parents would infuse a bit of leather philosophy in the privacy of the basement while little brothers and sisters peeked down the stairway boiling up with rage and shivering with fear at their father's justice. Then there were the more liberal parents, who would refrain from corporal punishment but instead implant the seeds of a sinister paranoia. They would lecture and point out that if you wanted to know about sex, ask them, and they would in turn tell you about the stork. You had to be very young to believe it but in time, after a friend whispered to meet him behind the garage or in the corn field with his sister, you would look twice before you went out for some evil pretending. As long as no one saw then you were all right, as if nothing happened. So you met your friend's sister and she would strip and you would stare and maybe touch, but not really touch because you didn't know what would happen. But as you got older the evil pretending became passe; you didn't have to pretend, you could do everything. But you still sought the forbidden things and now that what had been denied was approachable, you looked for different things. In high school you watched films on venereal disease and dope. Dope and syphillis, somehow they belonged together. The films they showed blew your mind. Young kids hooked on grass madly opening bottles of beer against a brick. They drank it glass and all and it was the grass that made them do it. You never cared much about syphilis because it was a disease, like leprosy, but grass, that was different. The films were so unreal that you had to find what it was all about. So one day, in someone's tightly closed apartment, or in an alley, you smoked your first joint. It wasn't much at first because you didn't know how to smoke it but after several attempts you finally got high. The distortion was new, exciting, unique and best of a ll there wasn't any hangover. You got stoned and listened to music, drew, talked, anything that you could do, almost anything you could do, straight. It seemed to take the rat out of the race and you could relax. You could share things better, mutual jokes, laughter, and politics. If was fun, almost a ritual to smoke and be together with friends. And you knew it was safe because you didn't know anyone who was addicted. At that time you didn't know of a ny speed freaks, only the friend who dealt the grass and he said he only did it because he wanted to turn you on. At that time the bags of white powder were as far away as the sex films in health class. But things that are far away have a peculiar manner of drawing your attention. They come from odd places, like having your palm read as a joke; only months later the broken life line she told* you about preoccupies your mind and you start worrying. The more familiar you become with grass the more you discover the other drugs because everyone is doing new things, looking for the forbidden things and then pills became the big mystery. So you went to the hallucinogens, did a few and waited for the great moments that everyone said you would see. It happens, it leaves you confused or you block it out of your mind. In either case you took the pills and you begin to identify with the drug culture. It grows out of its isolation from the other cultures. Everyone into it feels some sort of bond with others and you choose your friends from among the numbers prowling the streets at night and come up with your very own corner of the culture. The only hangup is that everyone has a lot of friends and they infiltrate into your corner of the culture and bring with them new ideas. One of them is a heavy dealer, but you don't mind because then grass is much more accessible. He deals in amphetamines and coke, and maybe smack, but he's got ki's of Mexican weed and for that you're willing to forgive for his business. After all, anyway, he's got to make a living too. And anyway, it's none of your business what he does. You decide that he is one of the evil pretenders because he's always doing his business at night, in noisy, run-down apartments. You visit him looking for grass and he and two friends, whom you know, are sitting amid a squalor of empty bottles and cans that the wind kicks around as it whistles through the window. One of them is holding a spoon of clear liquid and the other is drawing it into a syringe. You can't express shock because who are you to judge. Instead, you excuse yourself because they are busy and walk the long way home past a friend's^ house where you stop in and tell him what you saw and he shrugs his shoulders and says, "What are you gonna do. It's his life." And you wonder if it is. by Mike Stevesand It's 1:30 a.m. and me and Starr are. stuck in the Chicago Union Station with ... no way home . . . 'til 6:30, but I don't care, because we just made friends with Rod Stewart. As a matter of fact an ocean of people . . . 10,000? . . . 100,000? . . . filling up every square foot of the Auditorium Theater, swaying like those waves of grain with the occasional favorite cousins, buddies and drinking companions to all, get up and entertain and everybody has a happy, boozy old time. Except that the music happens to be some of the best, cleanest and most exciting rock and roll currently being played. When the Faces were still Small, they had a bright, fantasy-edged sound that contrasted nicely to the Cream-based power trios that were the fashion of the took Ron Wood, one of the most under-rated of rock guitarists, and went looking for some mates. They found one another, and, in what one imagines to be one of t he most musically prolific drunken debaucheries of all time, the new Faces were created. And it was a godsend to rock fans. The new band is probably the happiest bunch of p eople ever to hit a stage. They love each other, scarecrow on somebody's shoulders for a better look just made friends with Rod Stewart. He's an eminently likeable chap. Making good music is a rare talent. Rarer still is the maker of good music who can project his personality to the far balconies of a hall as big as the Auditorium and unleash an exchange of love that charges the atmosphere with consideration and good fellowship and turns a sellout rock and roll crowd, a notoriously hard-nosed kind of group identity, into a fabulous party where only line things can happen. When Rod Stewart and the Faces play, it's not really a concert at all. It's more like a family reunion where the time, and that sold almost no records, except possibly to the introverted Tolkeinreading set. Their one big single, "Itchykoo Park", had the misfortune of competing with "Purple Haze" for the radio audience, and got lost in the philosophical shuffle. Steve Marriot, leader, singer, writer and focal point, decided that the route to superstardom didn't lie in this direction, and split to form Humble Pie, leaving Ian McLagen, keyboards, Ronnie Lane, bass, and Kenny Jones, drums, in the lurch. That, by all rights, should have been it for the FSCGS But at the same time. Rod Stewart became disenchanged with Jeff Beck, and continually horsing around, mugging, dancing, grinning like idiots, playing steel and silk rock. They love the music, beaming like proud first graders for a good lick, or squinting in concentration to pull the big fast riffs off their axes. But above all, they love the audience. Rod himself, high stepping like a drum major, shadow boxing, running laps around the stage, twirling the mike stand, striking operatic poses, is the ultimate vaudevillian, always on, anything for the show of it. It's obvious he needs people, and he knows how to get them on his side. When several fans climbed onto the stage, he not only restrained the muscular ushers from throwing them off, he helped them up himself, in fact slapping eager palms and affectionately rubbing the odd head. Wine is the sustaining force of a Faces performance, and Rod passed almost a case of various wines out to the audience, and regretted that there wasn't enough for everybody. The thing about Rod Stewart is, he's basically a goddam good guy, with a bit of the rowdy-juicer mystique, a guy you'd like to go drinking with, and he genuinly would like to go drinking with you, too. No superstar aloofness; he cares about the little people. And he's a musician, too. His famous voice, which sounds like gin shot from a Windex bottle, can impart a wide range of emotion to a song, from the rum-soaked rave-up of "Had Me a Real Good Time", to the nostalgic longing for his good old "Country Comforts". He can handle a rocker with the best, and that means Mick Jagger, tossing off falsetto whoops like exclamation points and phrasing machine -gun bursts that are seemingly beyond human capability. But he really shines on ballads, where he can snake his voice around a line, wringing the last drop of pain from it, baring his soul. Stewart is responsible for some of the loveliest laments in the history of unrequited love, and you know suddenly that he's been hurt probably as much as he's been drunk. But it never bogs him down, and that's the real heart of his success. Rod Stewart can maintain joy in the face of anything, and it just naturally spills over to his audience. Someone threw a bunch of party hats up to the stage, and Rod passed them around, saying, "Who brought the hats? What a marvelous idea." Joints, too? Fine, he'll pass those around. One long-haired guard in particular failed to endear himself to the crowd by attacking bodily some of the stage jumpers. Rod put an arm around him, sang him a chorus of "Feel So Good", and mussed his hair, asking for a hand for the ushers "Who've been such good sports." And that's it. Such love can't go unreturned, and I've never seen any performer inspire such love from his audience. A standing ovation, total cacophony, squeezed out three encores, and the tumult merely doubled when Stewart announced that they'd be back in "dear old Chicago" at Christmastime. I would suggest that you be there, too. NEWSCOPE July 26,1971 By Sandy Principe The teacher shortage is over. A study on teacher supply and demand, released by the State Coordinating Council for Higher Education this February, revealed that of the more than 51,000 teaching and administrative staff positions in Wisconsin public elementary and secondary schools, only 141 vacancies existed as of Sept. 15, 1970. This places the recruiters, if no one else, in an excellent position. "We can be extremely selective for the first time," said Walter Stenavich, assistant superintendent, staff personnel services, for the Racine Unified School District, in discussing recruitment for the 1971-72 s chool year. The statistics are changing drastically in the field of education. Where Education and Labor Departments across the U.S. were begging for teachers years ago, their recent studies reflect a complete trend reversal. In February, 1971, the State Coordinating Council for Higher Education released its report stating that there is no longer a teacher shortage nor is there likely to be for many years. The Labor Department recommends that all young people, especially women, planning on entering the educational field should think about other fields. The release stressed directing women away from education because of the tremendous increase of graduates in recent years. Women graduates have increased their numbers by two-thirds between 1968 and 1970. At the same time, two out of five professional women are elementary and secondary teachers. This surplus of teachers is complicated by several other factors: thfe slumping national. openings. For example, a school may have an open slot for an Industrial Arts and Physcial Education teacher. If th ey can find one satisfactory applicant to fill this dual opening, she (he) probably has the job. In discussing the present economy, a decline in federal funding, a lower turnover rate, and a general decrease in the school age population. However, for those seriously dedicated to teaching, there is still hope. The secret lies in background preparation and a willingness to teach in rural and inner-core areas. "In some fields of education, securing employment has become a frustrating experience for many applicants," Gerald Euting, Coordinator of Personnel Services for the Kenosha Unified School District, said. "However, there are other areas where we are frustrated. Supply and demand are just not equal from area to area." He suggested that while English, social studies and language departments find their job openings well overmatched by applicants, there is still a need for men in guidance, and in special education such as for the emotionally disturbed, and remedial reading. The rest of the openings seem to be limited to subject-combination situation in the Kenosha Unified School District Euting indicated that for primary grade teachers, English teachers and history teachers, the competition is extremely keen. It is unlikely a person without prior teaching experience or exceptional qualifications would be hired at this time. "My own feelings are that if you are willing to define your graphical location in broad terms there is a job some place in this country where you can teach," UWP Director of Admissions John Elmor said. You can no longer choose your job as you may have been able to do in 1967. However, if you're dedicated enough to move to a rural or inner-core area, you will probably be able to secure a teaching position. For those of you skeptical of leaving the city, Elmor spoke very favorably of teaching in a rural area. He said the rural area provides greater freedom for the teacher along with closer and more personal relationships with both students and parents. In comparing his own experiences, Elmor stated that he found teaching in a rural area much more rewarding personally and professionally than his teaching stay in a New York suburb. Elmor noted that there has been an increase in the number of students entering the teaching certification program of Parkside's education curriculum. There were 90 or 95 student teachers last semester and are expected to increase to 105 this fall. However, he noted that Parkside's student population is getting older relative to the number of credits. That is, there are more juniors and seniors this year than before. Since the population is not yet stabilized, it cannot be said if the percentage of teachers is going up or down. In reference to elementary and secondary teacher preparation, Elmor thought the dual major system a teacher's greatest security. This provides two avenues for the graduate to follow. Selection of areas is also important if the graduate wishes to teach. The situation is not much different on the University scene. Elmor reported some 300 applicants in the department of education (95 per cent of whom held Ph.D.'s) and thousands moe more in the sciences. These are only the statistics. Naturally, desire, qualifications and ambition all have to be taken into consideration. Royko (Continued from Page 1) as are available. Newscope: Speaking of slanted journalism, do you think the underground press is legitimate-journalistically? Royko: The good ones are, the ones that know alittle bit about what newspapers should be. The one on the west coast, Rolling Stone, fron what I've seen of it that's not a bad paper. There's some pretty good writing in it. Look at the Village Voice. All these years it has shown many excellent qualities. The underground press isn't underground anymore, the whole thing is laughable. They're selling them in stores and newstands. This isn't being cranked out in the basement with the police coming in the back door or handed out in the dead of night. They're out there competing. A young press is what it is, and they have to get out and compete like anyone else to sell their product and if it's any good, they'll sell it. Newscope: In view of the New York Times and the Pentagon Papers, how much would you say is the press entitled to know? Royko: As much as we can find out. Obvsiously, in the matter of secret documents . . . if I had a document that I genuinely believed was harmful to the national interest I just wouldn't print it. But the Pentagon Papers SAVE $ ON ELECTRONICS! WATCH FOR BARGAINS WE UN DERSELL EVE RYONE ON • Color & B+W TV • Stereo Components & Consoles • Radios (AAA - FM - CB - SW - PB MW - LW-BFO) • Tape Equipment (Cass. - Cart. - R to R) • Air Conditioners Newscope Special: Famous Brand Oil# Color Portable Full 12 Screen A Slimline >|y4 1 Yr. Warranty JlUnoVV 3105 60th Street 657-3142 are so patently phony, it's just a bunch of politicians trying to hide their mistakes. It's not that harmful to the national interest. Newscope: What about the people who criticize the press? Royko: The people who complained about what the New York Times did, are primarily the people who would have complained about anything the Times did. You'll find the same political mentality among the opinions given on the Pentagon Papers as you will on civil rights, and just about any other issue that divides the very conservative from the rest of the country. I think that people can believe what they read as long as their thinking isn't colored by political considerations. I think the believability of newspapers is greater now than in the past. "It's funny, guys like Agnew always yell about the new York Times and Washington Post, but never tells about the ones who are really guilty of t he most slanted journalism and that's the very conservative papers like the Tribune. They slant news more than the Times ever did . . .so Agnew takes shots at the Times which tries much harder to be fair than the Tribune ever tried. The guy who's probably spewed the most misinformation over the airwaves, misinformation and outright flat distortions, is Howard Miller. Miller can go on the air and say anything; ghastly rumors that Kennedy is alive somewhere . . . These buffoons talk about the slanted media and then Howard Miller comes on and doesn't check his story out, doesn't try to confirm whether it's true or not, ancUgets on the air. Newscope: What effect has television had on journalism? . Royko: Television has helped to make us a little more honest I think, a little more accurate and careful because what television does is just a grotesquely imcompetent job of covering news. By showing the picture, they act as sort of a check on the writers. The newscasters on television can't cover news, they just want to sit down and read something for three or four mintues on one story. So they just skim the surface . . . but they make us work harder. Newscope: Do you think Daley will run for re-election again. Royko: He's not going to run again. He'll be seventy at his next birthday. I think what will happen is there will be a battle among the various factions. Daley can't hand pick his successor. There are just too many ambitious people in that organization. I mean, you can be boss for twenty years, but don't tell us who the next boss will be, let us decide who's going to boss us. Newscope: Because of your column do you find yourself labeled as the people's defender, or that sort of thing? Royko: I'd say a fourth of my columns result from people calling in. They're my best sources of information and they're what I'm writing about. I guess I'm reverse populist. I figure that in the long run it isn't Daley that I'm mad at, it's the average guy. 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The team, which will be coached by Lakeland College basketball coach Duane Woltzen, was chosen by officials of the Swe.dish national. team in cooperation with American coaches when the Swedes toured and played throughout the United NEWSCOPE Page 7 States last season. Madsen, who will be starting his junior year at Parkside, said he was surprised he was picked and expected to gain a lot of experience. Parkside basketball coach Steve Stephens echoed his sentiments and said Madsen should return from Europe with more mobility and aggressiveness and confidence in his game. University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Geza Martiny (center, with board) instructs his class in one of the finer points of sailing in a recent Thursday night session at the Kenosha Yacht Club. UW-P is offering the class in its summer session for one credit and the yacht club is supplying the sailboats and all facilities. They may not be quite ready for an intercollegiate regatta, but thanks to the University of Wisconsin- Parkside and the Kenosha Yacht Club, would-be sailors in this area are learning the fine art of sailing this summer. Parkside is offering the class in its summer session, with one credit given for the twice weekly, two hours-anight stint at the yacht club docks. And the club is furnishing its facilities, the docks, hoists and penguin sailboats free of charge to the new class. Three men have been instrumental in forming the class and keeping it going. Tom Rosandich, athletic director at UW-Parkside, first suggested the possibility of a class last winter to Ed Pobar of the yacht club, who enthusiastically approved and laid the groundwork with the club for the use of its facilities. Leading the class in learning about the hows, whats and whys of s ailing is Geza Martiny, who also doubles as soccer coach at UW-Parkside and has had extensive experience in varied sports in Canada and his native Hungary. "When Tom approached me during the winter," Pobar remembered, "I carried his desires to the board of directors, which felt the yacht club should be operating in the public interest. So we have been involved with the class from the beginning." Pobar also has a personal interest in sailing, apart from his duties as a member of the yacht club's board of directors. His son Mike is one of Parkside's top sailors. The sailing idea appealed to Rosandich as a natural extension of both the UWParkside Sailing Club and the Parkside philosophy. "Sailing is a lifetime sport and that's what we're trying to get people interested in at Parkside," Rosandich said. "It's a logical part of our whole philosophy about sport and the role it plays in life." Martiny, an enthusiastic bundle of energy who also works with women's gymnastics twice weekly in Racine, has grappled with the challenge of teaching sailing to a group of inexperienced students and after three weeks of classes thinks he has come out ahead. Students have had their share of spills and a few have tasted water when they didn't want to, but Martiny said the mistakes are getting fewer as the students gain experience. "This is the first time sailing has ever been offered here as a class," Martiny pointed out. "Interest is great and I think it's something that will grow. "From now on, though, they're going on their own more often. Now it's just a question of selfimprovement after learning the basics," he said. "Of course, I'm-there for advice and guidance." Seventeen students are enrolled in the course, and they're not all of college age, showing that sailing bridges the "generation gap". On hand to demonstrate from time to time are Parkside's prolific sailors, Mike Pobar and Jerry Ruffolo, both juniors-to-be at Parkside. The two were undefeated this past season in intercollegiate competition and have been among the top finishers in all open meets they've entered. EDITOR'S NOTE: This is the impression of one of the students that participated in UWP's first Study Tour to Germany. by Eugene Kopp The American influence on the German Youth is quite apparent. We've influenced them in schools, styles and music. So we can picture many of your youths' problems with the German youths' problems. In schools they worry about grades just the way we do. We're graded by letters, A, B, C, D, F., and they're graded by numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Many times I've heard from American instructors they would like to have the European teaching system, while the European instructors are saying they would like to have the Impressions Of Germany American teaching system. German youth worries if they can get into the university or should they go into the trades. American youth also worries about university entrance exams and what they will do with their lives in the future. In Germany right now there are so many job openings they have to import workers from Italy, Turkey, Yugoslavia and Spain. While in the U.S. it's just the opposite, we don't have enough jobs for our students and college grads. It's sort of funny, but German youth even worries about the service. Their army is now modelled after the U.S. Army and even though they get to go home on weekends (unless they're on guard duty) no one that I talked to wanted anything to do with the army, but if they would be called only one said he would resist. They expressed their sympathy for us having to go to Vietnam. In politics they are geared much as our American youth. They all wanted us out of Vietnam! They are also in some cases very radical towards their g o v e r nme n t . T h e i r nationalistic feeling is way down; they would rather everybody be called Europeans than Germans or other nationalities. Our music has also had a great effect on them. Where I was at I always heard rock music being played from groups like Chicago, Guess Who, Doors, Crosby, Stills and Nash, etc. They all admitted Germany had no groups like these, or what we were putting out in musical groups. Then, of course, there's also the problem of drugs. Drugs are really starting to take hold in European youth. In some cases they are already in the junior high level, just as they are here. But one thing I found was that it was smoked and grown a lot more in the open. Law enforcement officials have not yet taken a firm grip on the problem as they have here. It seems that through all the discipline before the war, now they are afraid to enforce strict discipline on this issue yet. 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Get Acquaint e d Off e r FREE LUBE With Oil & Fil ter Change PARKSIDE SHELL WASHINGTON ROAD & 30 TH AVE . 654 -996 8 Page 8 NEWSCOPE July 26,1971 by Paul Lomartire of the Newscope staff Joe Tyjerina tries to keep people from becoming impersonal code numbers in a file cabinet. In his role at the Wisconsin State Employment Service in Kenosha, Joe helps those individuals who have barriers between themselves and employment opportunities. Working in human relations, mostly involving Mexican-Americans and other members of minority groups, he specializes in selection, referral and job development at the State run Employment Service. "One of the main requirements in my job," Joe told me, "is that I speak fluent Spanish. I interview all the Mexican-Americans who come into the office looking for a job." The three main objectives of the employment service, he explained, are to help people become successfully employed, to help employers meet their manpower needs, and to help communities develop their manpower resources. Joe Tyjerina is twentyone years old. He is a valuable link in the employment office, between the programs and help of- TerecF^exicaiwS and the people themselves. "At times maybe half of those I interview can't speak English very well, This limits them to menial jobs, or migrant work, neither of which supports a battle." Joe is a limited term employee at the employment service. He has a high school education, and experience in the work he does. Recently the qualifications for the job TtmnUelTiiHS^ Wisconsin, Kenosha, Racine and Walworth. This Tri- County Program will serve to educate migrants for better jobs if they relocate in one of the counties. Besides education and Working Class Hero: Strives For Equal Employment Joe Tyjerina family very well," Joe .continued. "There is job discrimination today, but Mexican-Americans are trying to combat this by (getting a better education and becoming better informed. "The lack of an adequate education will stand between anyone and their potential," he said, "but realizing this is a part of the were raised. This means that Joe will soon have to step down from the position he holds. A full time employee will be hired oil the basis of q ualifications. But, for the time being, Joe will help locate individuals into jobs, or educational programs that will soon qualify the otherwise "hardcore Unemployed". One such program has recently begun in three housing, other benefits will be offered. The advantages of this program include bi-lingual instructors at places like the Kenosha Technical Institute to teach the migrants such trades as welding. This Tri- County Program is an extension of the Manpower Development Training Act. It is one of the first such programs in the state, according to Joe. Even after Joe explained programs available to minorities like Mexican- Americans, it still seemed evident that the federal and state governments have a way to go before the welfare rolls are sufficiently lightened. Job discrimination is a fact of life we all live around, but few of us live in. Even though minorities are striving for better schooling, one only has to look as far south as Chicago and the American Indian to see backward progress on the part of government. There are many things that Joe sees while operating within the Employment Service, but for many reasons he avoided mentioning them. He mentioned the favorable factors surrounding his job. The advantages Joe brings to his job include his bi-lingual talents, his familiarity with the Mexican culture, customs and life-styles. Most important though, is the knowledge he has of the p r o b l e m s M e x i c a n - Americans face. Although he now is a short term employee, Joe said he still would like to get into work involving human relations, a field that could use many more working class heroes like himself Fair (Continued from Page 1) must be original. The fair itself is sponsored by the Racine Art Guild. The guild has about 100 members and is comprised mostly of women. It meets once a month and offers workshops in different fields of art. Along with food and drinks, balloons will be sold, and if it is one's "Too many other fairs have become highly juried. It's more relaxed here, and there's a camaraderie among the artists. There's not the sense of competition that exists at other fairs." desire, he can have his body painted. Portraits and caricatures will be offered also. Artist reaction to the fair is characterized by what one painter told Mrs. Madsen. "The Starving Artist's Fair is my idea of a fair," he said. "Too many other fairs have become highly juried. 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September a. 1 eaa t 1 f[Kl~ lUJ[N]~~~lRi~~lfW (Q)fF W~~~(Q)[N]~~~o~~~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, No. 1 Student services extend office hours - bY Kelly Mc.Kissick News Editor · You "night owls" will have something to hoot about this tall, thanks to extended Student Services office hours. All student services offices will be opert on Mondays and 'J'bllrsdays until 7:30 p.m. to accomodate students who fake night clases, live in the residence halls or just don't flave ttme during the day for appointments. The extended hours are a ,esult of a non-traditional stu, fent task force survey con} icted two years ago, accord- 9g to Sandy Puzerewsk.J, aslant to Assistant Chancelk> r for Student Affairs G. Grace. She explained lllal the survey showed that lludents taking night classes needed tater office hours to accommodate their needs. Prior to the extension of the .office hours, she said a lot of dflces were making appointments after hours for those &tudents. The evening hours proposal was submitted to Chancellor Kaplan on April 15. They were accepted and will begin Thursday, Sept. 8. Puzerewski said that there are a number of promotional activities going on during this llrst week of school for the entended office hours. In addition to advertisement. the offices will be holding raffles for "Night Owl" t-shirts. Students simply go into an office and complete a small survey indicating whether or not they believe they will use the service this year. "On Thursday night (Sept. $) there will be open houses in various student services offices," she said. ''People will be doing different things to generate interest in the nlght hours.'' She stressed, "It's not only for people who are traditionally here for the evening classes. Even ff it's just a person with a busy schedule; if they're done at I> p.m., great, we'll be here." The child-care program will also be extended until 9: 30 p.m. Monday-Thursday for night students. she said. "They're doing programming fo.r children ages two weeks old to twelve years old during the evenings." She explained that longer office hours do not mean a need for more employees In the offices. "There's a rotation schedule in every office. Some employees w1ll stay until 7:30 on either Monday or Thursday. There's always professional staff there too." Puzerewski feels that the extended hours will be popular with a lot of students. "The professional staff w1ll be able to see a wider r&nge of people too, everyone"s really looking forwared to it. I think it will expand things for everyone and will just be popular right across the board." Cable TV comes to residence halls by Laura Pestka. Assistant News Editor As of September 4th Park! lde will be with a new cable lervtce installed by .Jones Inlercable. The new system is called Universal Service. As for the cost, Parkside's ~w Director of Residence fe, Deann Possehl said, "It tects room rates in a genersense." Students living on ~rnpus w1ll pay an additional ve dollars a semester to :ver Installation costs. Posh) said, "We want to offer l\'lore services for students." 0:{he Universal Service will tei!r. several options. Newer up :,:is1ons will be able to pick Clu Dorm-vision," which inad ~e_s 44 channels, at no lhedi~1ona1 charge ot}ler than Old five dollar a semester fee. ~ er televisions can pick up co!tVision with the added ~t ~f a cable converter. The sern s S3.95 a month, $13.95 a ester, or $27.90 for the ck I Year. The educator age includes the 44-cl:lan- Workers connect cable TV to residence halls nels plus one premium service of either HBO, Ctnemax, Showtirne, or The Movie Channel. The rate is $16.95 a month, $58.95 a semester, or $ll7.90 for the school year. The graduate package allows for two premium services in. addition to the 44 channels. The monthly cost is $24.95, a semester of service $86.95, and the school rate ls $173.90. costs year Carthage has also installed the Universal Service this fall. Several other UW campuses have the same service. Possehl said, "It (Universal Service) seems to be real popular." Hearron takes Rang!!r helm by Jenny Oarr Former Editor Describing the coming academic year as a time of "transltion" for the campus newspaper, new Ranger editor Jon Hearron is eager to continue- the tradition of a quality product. Hearron takes over as editor after witnessing the graduation of almost the entire staff from previous years. "There's no doubt that this is a year of transition," Hearron said, "but I look forward to it as an opportunity for fresh ideas and new faces to make their marks on Parkside's campus." Hearron was Ranger assistant business manager and business manager last year and he -feels that job gave him solid insight into the business aspect of the organi• zation. "U there ls no money, there will be no product each week," he said. "I think my background and the strides my staff and I have made over the summer w1JJ take the burden off Segregated Fees and make the advertising revenue greater so we can continue to produce a good product." The selection of editor for this year's Ranger came amidst some controversy at the end of spring semester. In a rare move, the Ranger Board of Directors reversed the decision of the Selection Committee, which was comprised of staff and students. Hearron remains undaunted by the circumstances surrounding his selection. ''I feel that the Ranger Board displayed courage to reverse the decision of the Selection Committee ,md, further, that l now have the endorsement of the Selection Committee. Alth. ough it is a good process to have the feedback of objective represent.atlves, the Board Ultlmately has their fingers on the pulse of the paper and those members of the Board who participated in the reversal-had the best interests of Ranger at heart." Over the summer, Hearron has worked to draft a proposed change In the Ranger by-laws to avoid any further confusion in the editor selection process in the future. "Hopefully, these changes will meet with the approval of the new Board of Directors d put out any fires before ey begin to smolder," he commented. Hearron was recruited from his high school alma Jon Hearron 1988-89 Ranger Editor mater, J.I. case Higb Scilool in Racine, for the position he held with the Ranger 1asi year. He held the position of business manager and editorial page editor for '' Just In Case," the school's newspaper. Hearron feels that he - further improved his writing skills through his freshman English classes at Parkside. "The advanced composition class here gave me an oppor• tunity to sharpen my own skills and to accurately evalu- . ate the work of other students," he explained. "Be• cause most of our staff writers and photographer& are not paid, it ls extremelj important that the editor be sensitive to the effort put , forth by these students as well as continuing to encourage improvement In each writer's skill level. I am counting on the experience of the returning staff to keep the ball roll1ng until the new writers develop their own confidence levels. · "The main thing for our readers to remember," Hear. ron pointed out," is that we all work very hard and long hours to turn out a product each week. It is ama.zl.ng the amount of work involved even in producing our smallest issue. The team effort that we gtve is evident eacli week with the product.'' Although the Ranger staff did some recruiting in late spring, there is always room for one more writer, photo~rapher or helping hand at the Ranger office. Anyone interested in making a contrlbu~ tion to the Parkside Ranger ts encouraged to stop by the office adjacent to the Ooffee Shoppe on the D-1 level of WLLC. 2 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger y"asked. ,, Counselor's corner I have a hunch that a lot of very Important questions people have often go unanswered. Think how many times you've wanted to ask somethlng you thought was important (espec1ally something personal) and for one reason or another never got around to It. Maybe you didn't know whom to ask, thought the question might be viewed by others as silly, thought you would be the only one asking such a question, or were too embarrassed to ask It. The real danger lies, of course, In not asking and getting an answer to a question Important to you. We ask questions as a way of getilng Information to make us more knowledgeable and heip us make Important deerslons. Oftentimes having the answer to a particular question results in a better decision and the difference between succeeding or falling ,-being happy or sad, healthy or I'm convinced that more people would seek answers to personal questions if there were an easier, more convenient way to ask them. ThInk of all the personal questions that wouldn't get answered If It weren't tor newspaper columnists who respond to the personal questions their readers send In. And don't believe someone who vigorously denies reading these "advice columns." Many read them and use the advice to help solve their own or someone else's problems. The "Counselor's Comer" gives every student the opportunity to ask personal questions and receive answers an anonymous way. For my responses to your questions, on professional and personal experiences and judgment. Responses will be direct and to the point. While obviously cannot aware ot all the nuances surrounding your particular question or situation, my response will be one which makes sense to me and that I believe wUl be of help to you, the question asker. So let me hear from you. Remember I any personal question is an important one if It's on your mind. And, chances are others will benefit from your having asked it! The IlCounselor's Corner" column will be successful since you asked. Editor's Note: Don't be shy! The "Counselor's Corner" is the place where members of the Parkside community can anonymously ask questions of a personal as well as general nature and in return receive caring and professional response to the question that may help others as well as yourself. Thls column is .tof you. The "Counselor-s Corner" was conceived as an outreach for those need of answers who didn't know where to turn. Our hopes are high for the column. The potential Is there, and so are you. If you're looking for an answer I give Stu a try. Questions may be submitted at the Ranger offIce, typed or neatly hand-written, in a sealed envelope. There is a lock box labeled "Counse- Stu Rubner The counselor in the corner lor's Corner" in which to de. posit them. Questions wlll be chosen by Stu Rubner. A little effort on yoiJr part may help a whole lot. I SKIPPED LEADING MYSTUDENTS IN :THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ONE DA.Y.,.......•..,. ... 11 The Republicans get their way Library to hos,t celebration Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor way grocery stores scan. UPC codes. •'It's a major major step for the university to accomplish this," says Piele. The on-line catalog will state the avaiiabUity status of the books; whether available,- checked out, lost, ready-to-beshelved, etc. It also pinpoints more accurately where- in the library a book Is located. Piele says, "It seems to us that It makes It-more likely that people will find what they're looking for." Planning tor the program began In 1982. The program Itself won't be completed for . several more years due to the amount of Information that needs to be processed. Two other systems, acqulsttton and serial, will available In a few years. Right now we're taking "the first steps towards an electric library. The acquisition system reduce the amount of work involved In ordering and cataloging books. The accounting process will also be more accurate. This' system will, among other things, give the librarian access to a special report that will Indicate how often a particular book has been checked out. The serial system should be ready within two years. ThIs system will be able to Include periodicals in the on line sys, tern. "The Implications are very far reaching." All 13 UW campuses have this system except Milwaukee and Madison which have devised their own systems. In four or five years there will be some kind of network to connect all the campuses. The money being spent on the program comes to about half a million dollars. The funds were provided by special money from the legtslature. This is money that was specifically earmarked for the program. Ali of the UW campuses received money for the new system, but Parkside was the only one to get money for remodllng to accommodate the system. Luck was the main Ingredient for getting the additional money. The Issue happened to be up In the air when the legislature decided to implement the new system on the UW campuses, On Monday, September 12, between 4 and 6 p.m., the Library Learning Center will host a grand opening celebration. The event will take place Inside the main entrance on the L-l level. Refreshments will be served making this the first, and probably the last, time that the "No Food or Drinks Allowed" signs can be disregarded. LInda Piele, Acting Director of the Ubrary Learning Center, sees the celebration as a "good excuse to have a party". ThIs open house will also double as a reception for new faculty members. "It's the end of a definite state," says Piele. The main attraction of the Grand Opening is the new circulation system, the LS/2000, that works In conjunction with the on-line catalog. Instead of having to fill out a list of information for each book to be checked out, the books w111 be scanned the EDITORIAL STAFF in-Chief Jeff Lemmermann , Sports Editor Petti!.. George Koenig Entertainment Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circu!ation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager Ranger is written and edit~d by students of UW-Par~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial pol~ dcayyasnd content. IS pubhshed every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breaks and holt- . letters to the e~itor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less-.A11 lheettlderuspmonusret qbueeSstIgned. WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes . Names will beWlttr faRmaantgoeryr.reserves the right to edit letters ,and refuse those which are false and/or de- T~~ci~:' for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Ail correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW·Parkside Box 2000 KenInogs) h. a WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertiS • Since Y.,ou asked.,, Counselor!s important ask something important especially to asking it. to as too to ll. The ot in getting important getting information to help important decisions. to question 1n between falling, or ill. I'm to important 1f easter, to Think personal 1f it thelr belleve someone columns." Many to opportunity in questions, I'll draw I be of surrounding response will to you. Remember, 1f it's "Counselor's Comer" Editor's note Counselor's Comer" Parkside anonymously ask response as This is for ''Counselor's in is answer, try. submitted office, neaUy 1n comer to deposit will your host by Laura. Library celebration. inside entrance L-1 Refreshments will this ''Allowed" disregarded. Linda Director Library as to party'•. This will also ''def1n.lte Plele. circulation in line Instead will scan "to accomplish will availability available, to-be. shelved, is "It to it it more for in itself to information to acquisition be in will involved in cataloging ac. curate. This to will indicate within This will include system. ''implications are very devised will spe. cial legislature. This All remodling accommodate ingredient issue in UW campuses. Jon Hearron .................. Editor-in-Chief Amy Pettit.. ................. Managing Editor Jeff Lemmermann ............ Sports Editor ar_,d Parkside. poli• cy and It 1s published ThurSday during hol~ days. George Koenig ..... Entertainment Editor Kelly McKissick .................. News Editor Laura Pestka ............ Asst. News Editor Kevin Zirkelbach ................ Copy Editor John Kehoe ...................... Photo Editor ..... Circulation ......... Shi reel ............. Letters will_ less. All h~ettled rusp monu sret qbuee ssitg.n ed, with included · be with· faRmaantgoerry r.e serves andfor deDeadline tor ads 1 O a m Thursday. ' · · All UW-Parl<side Kem~ ogs)53141 . 2287 553-2295 Adve·rtis - : , Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 19883 PUAB keeps beer garden down by Kelly McKissick News Editor interim alcohol policy :Ushed last year b~ the OS !<SIde Union Advisory paa:r 1 (PUAB) will remain in for this year's first ~~e on Friday (featuring TheNewsboyS). A PUAB meeting was held onThursday, sept. 1to determinewhether or not that polio would remain in effect for ~ year. The policy was establishedin March of last year, ,previous to that, a beer gardenwas used to separate _ers and non-drinkers at dances.Many students voiced complaintsabout student segregalion, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formedto address the issue. Illecommtttee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized~ and further precauliOnswere taken to keepunderage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, theneed for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. me~ts both in favor of and agamst the beer garden at the PUAB meeting. One major point of discussion was that under the interim policy, guests must be of legal drink. ing age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to ' be 18 years old. After 45 ~inutes of discussion. it was fmally proposed that PU AB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark .Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Grygera, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzbuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also 'participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend SUbcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university. which state "admission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests Who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door. two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check m's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • Signage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any via. laters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established· for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving orily one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amend. ment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. SCShelps students find volunteer work by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major?Are you ~ling to be challenged?Are you looking lorvariety in llfe? Are you in needof job references? Are you Interested in helping others?If you answer. "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg,dlrector of Student ())mmUnity Services, can helpyou. Student Community Servleea is something new on eampusthis year. It provides ltudents an opportunity to belpRacine and Kenosha vol- 1lJIteer organizations by giv- Ing twoof their most valuable gifts. time and energy. ' Engbergworked as a teacher, director of a nutrition program for older adults in KenOSha and as a senior ctttzendirector at a church be. lorebecoming involved in the Renosha Voluntary Action Center,Which helped her obtain a federal grant to start StudentCommunity Services. SteveMcLaughlin, director Of StUdent Life, talked to ~ngbergduring the writing of e grant and said that he ~Id furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside, e Works as a link between dents wishing to broaden etr experiences at college d needy volunteer organ!- IaUnnsin Racine and Keno. aha. thWhenshe began her job in e beginning of August. she ~lted a number of-volunteer agenCies in Kenosha who "ere able to provide over 00· r'Sible VolWlteer positions ~ or students. "They vary fromsomething as a simple as working in thel soup kitch. en to possibly working on, Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include, video production, youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting, court advocate and schoolroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. uU's volunteer work, they're (~e students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, 'All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about It in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community ·Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team N\.' 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Engberg's role in thla pro- Volunteers, see page 7 • Faculty, staff receive ·awards Distingutshed service and teaching awards were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at .the university Thursday, Sept. 1. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueiine Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger, received the Academic Staff Distlnguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach, a program assistant in the Division of Education. received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside in 1977.He is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, inctuding the Smithsonian Instltute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madlson and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985.She holds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern lllinois State University. Harris joined Parkslde in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responstble for set design and stage preparation for UW· Parkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university I she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkslde and currently serves as first vice president. - 5 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 3 pUAB keeps beer garden down Faculty, staff receive awards Distinguished service and teaching awanls were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at the university Thursday, Sept. 1. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Interim alcohol policy ~J.ished last year b;: the e kside Union Advisory par (PUAB) will remain in ~ for this year's first =~e on Frlday (featuring The Newsboys). A PUAB meeting was held 00 Thursday, Sept. 1 to deteraune whether or not that policy would remainli in effect for thiS year. The po cy was estabUShed in March of last y~~vious to that, a beer garoen was used to separate i!rlnkers and non-drinkers at 11ances. Many students voiced complaints about student segregation, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formed to address the issue. The committee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized and further precautions were taken to keep underage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, the need for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. ments both ln favor of and against the beer garden at the. PUAB meeting. One maJor point of discussion was that under the interim policy, ~ests must be of legal drinking age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to be 18 years old. After 45 minutes of discussion, it was finally proposed that PUAB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Gryg. era, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzhuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also ·participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend subcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university, which state "adrnission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door, two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check ID's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • SJgnage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any violaters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established • for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving only one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amendment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueline Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger. received the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach. a program assistant in the Division of Education, received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside iri 1977. He Is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, including the Smithsonian Institute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madison and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. SCS helps students find volunteer work Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985. She bolds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern Illinois State University. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major? Are you willing to be challenged? Are you looking for variety in life? Are you in need of job references? Are you interested in helping others? If you answer "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg, director of Student Community Services, can help you. Student Community Services 1s something new on campus thls year. It provides aludents an opportunity to help Racine and Kenosha volunteer organizations by givtwo of their most valuable · time and energy. Engberg worked as a teacher, director of a nutrition proKram for older adults in Kenosha and as a senior citizen director at a church before becoming involved in the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center, which helped her oblain a federal grant to start Student Community Services. Steve McLaughlin, director Of Student Life, talked to ~ngberg during the writing of e grant and said that he ~ld furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside. e works as a link between dents wishing to broaden Ir experiences at college d needy volunteer organitaUons in Racine and KenoBha. When she began her job in the beginning of August, she \'!sited a number of ,volunteer agencies in Kenosha who Were able to provide over ISO· rsslble volunteer positions or students. "They vary ~rn something as a simple working in the soup kitchen to possibly working on / Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include video production. youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting court advocate and sch~olroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. "It's volunteer work, they're (t,he students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, • All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about it in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team M Job Opportunities M f~ At f-+i: 22nd Ave. Location * Shift Management * Maintenance * Food Preparati~n * customer Service Benefits * Uniforms Provided * Advancement Opportunities Free Meal (each time you work) * Flexible Hours (work a~und schedule) * for more mformation Contact Our McDonald's Manager At 3316 - 22nd Ave. experience to the problems of those in need. It encourages career exploration and it offers communities access to a reservoir of talent and energy. Through their involvement in student community service programs, students become more aware of their civic resl)Onsiblllties and are more likely to establish a lifelong pattern of helping others.'' Engberg's role in this pro- Vo/unteers, see page 7 Harris joined Parkside in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responsible for set design and stage preparation for UWParkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university, she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkside and currently serves as first vice president. Ron's Pfuce Sarufwiclus ana Cocftaifs Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon - !!DI 52nd Kenosha.WI 657-4455 4 ThundaY. sept. 8. 1988 Ranger .... New students give reasons for choosing Parkside . byAbaHaueIn. Foreign Correapoadeat Summertime at Parkslde means new student orientations. Over 1000 new students will be coming to Parkslde thIa fall and nearly all went through the orlentaUon programs. The orientation proce... ts geared to acquaint new students with the things that they will be expected to do throughout their academIc career including how to regis. ter for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientaUons sessions. They were LIsa Orthrnan, Colleen geavttte, Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike PiaU 654-0055 or 654-0723 New Bowling Leagues Forming at Platt Lanes MIXED COUPLES BOWLING EVERY OTHER WEEK Friday Night 9:00 p.m. Sunday Night 4:00-6:00 or 8:00 p.m. Saturday Night Once a month - 9:00 p.m. ALL LIMITED TO 16 COUPLES .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL Monday thru Thursday - 3 per Team 51000 INCLUDES: __ FBroewe lBineger from9-11 P M - pS.ho rter BowJm' g Season .. - nze Fund LIMITED TO 24 BOWLERS PER REQUESTED NJGHT ~ :,o ...e.. Tea.... Needed/or Itfo..day/6:30 p..... e./e .... Neededfor Wed"e"day/6:30 p.m. .. 1(1'1222. ~jZS"tson and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some insight from students' perspecUves. Most of the new students seemed to feel better prepared for college life because of the orientation progr~m. ChrIsUne Dejno says, "I think It helped 'cause I had no Idea (where to go); I had been In the school a couple of times, but I'm glad I went on the tour, ...I like to know where I'm going and what I'm doing." Craig SImpkins Is a nontradlUonal student returning to school after an injury "onthe- job." CraIg enjoyed the orientation program because the student leaders made It InterestlHg- Craig says, "It's nice to know where shit Is." Scott Singer, who recently graduated from Bradford, says, •'I chose Parkside because its close to home and they have a real good bust- Students, see page 5 Parkside has new housing director - by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor Parkslde recently acquired a new director of student housing, DeAnn possehl. She started In July when -the former director, Steve Irwin, resigned. possehi was originally hired as Irwin's assistant but became the dIrector due In Irwin'S resignation. possehi attended Luther College, a small private school In Iowa, for her undergraduate' degree. She received her masters at UW· River Falls where she was also a hall director for three years. As for now she ended up at Parkside, 101 worked in the UW System at River Falls and I knew a little bit about the school. I also knew Steve Irwin and he kind of talked me Into applying." Several aspects of Parkslde attracted possehl to the school. •'What drew me here was the unusual setup, the fact that It's a brand new program." She DeAnn Possehl also enjoys interacting students. Willi On-campus hOUsingIs new at Parkslde SUI1 leaves plently of ;..., which new Ideas. ''J'he fact U:t lor jut starting out gives It'. chance to make a dlffeme a because It's not really ~ IIshed," said Possehl. es_ . Possehl has several that she would like' to a ~ pllsh here at parksldeCC: most Important goalls in hall councll going and ~ working with the pro mlng. She would also ~ work on increasing servl for resident students .:: stated Possehl, ufuc ". '1,1 traffic flow In and out :- .... ' •...•......·1... -f.t, orfntche, along with greater 0 e central areas." - .•. She hopes to encourage dents to have a greater s of responslbUity and belle making a better livingen .F .,•.,•%};. ronment Is part of the ... \N~_~ail1l_celss. . 1 Union Square Bar Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 pm 8:00 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. .. Fri. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a -7' Fnday 7:30 a.m._2:0~·p.~.0 p.m. Coffee Shoppe . Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a m -8 p Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.' .m. HOURS Information center Mon.• Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p m Fn. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. .. Reservations Office Mon., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p m Tues., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.rn . Fn. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. . Mini Matt Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight 4 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New students give reasons for choosing Parkside Parkside has new housing director Summertime at Parkside m new student orientaion . Ov r 1000 n w stud nts wlll comlng to Parksld thl.8 f l and nearly all w nt through th ort ntation proms. The orientation prog d to cqualnt new students with the things that they will be expected to do thrOughout their academic career including how to register for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientations sessions. They were Lisa Orthman, Colleen Seavitte. Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike Platt by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor son and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some inSight from students' Parkside recently acquired perspectives. a new director of student Most of the new students housing, De.Ann Possehl. She seemed to feel better pre- started in July when the forpared for college life because mer director, Steve Irwin, reof the orientation progra,m. signed. Possehl was originalChristine Dejno says, "I think ly hired as Irwin's assistant 1t helped 'cause I had no idea but became the director due (where to go); I had been in to Irwin's resignation. the school a couple of times, Possehl attended Luther but rm glad I went on the College, a small private tour, ... I like to know where school in Iowa, for her underI'm going and what I'm graduate degree. She redoing." ceived her masters at UWCraig Simpkins is a non- River Falls where she was traditional student retuming also a hall director for three to school after an injury • 'on- years. the-job." Craig enjoyed the As for how she ended up at orientation program because Parkside, "I worked in the DeAnn Possehl the student leaders made it UW System at River Falls also enjoys interacttn N B I interesting. Craig says, "It's and I knew a little bit about students. g Wltll ew ow ing Leagues nice to know where shit is." the school. I also knew Steve On-campus housing ls 654-0055 or 654-0723 F Scott Slnger, who recently Irwin and he kind of talked new at Parkside sun orming at Platt Lanes graduated from Bradford, me into applying." Several leaves plently of ~ WhlcJi says, "I chose Parkside be- aspects of Parkside attracted ~ew ideas. "The fact O:t ~ MIXED COUPLES BOWLING cause its close to home and Possehl to the school. "What Jut starting out gives lta they have a real good busl- drew me here was the unusu- chance to make a dlffe rne a EVERY OTHER WEEK Students, 8ff page 5 al setup, the tact that it's a because It's not ....Uy-• brand new program." She Ushed," said Possehl estab, ~~:~~YN~~~t :~gg-~ :~o or 8:00 p.m. i---sAf [y:-a~ ::~~~::~; E:i1~ Satu:.:\~!~~i~~ ~t~~~~:~~o p.m. ! STUDENT DISCOUNTS ~-I ?o!~rifi~! i:,: :00 .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL l WITH STUDENT I.Q,r 0 \' ::?Ing. She would also~ Monday thru Thursday . 3 per Team I ............ ••••••••• .. •• .. ••••• • ork on Increasing sen!oo : ~ ~ ~~~:::: P. : ~:fu~dwl;ng Season 12 0 '¾ 0 F ·f.J ;; '· · i ; . 1 ;:f ;ffti~~ LI ITEDT024BO LERSPERREQUESTED IGHT IAll NEUTROOGE.•Nlt~,,".,,,*l'.:";~o.:-:ou··nil :!;~r:o:=r.. .. 2 Women Teams Needed/or Monday/6·30 m I /'1, . , ' . · 111,illi,,i'I of 1cspons!btllty and beU.::: .. _M_#!s_•_.t_e_o_,,._a_N._e_ed_ed:.:.:.fi.:.o:..r.:,W.:.;e:,:d.:,:n~e;s;d;:a:!y~/_;6.~;3: 0:!;::;:m=:_:J I WITH THIS COUPON THROUGH OCT08ER'3li.1~'. /4' makmg a better living envSHOURS Information Center on ., Thurs . 7:45 a.m.- 7:30 p.m T~es .• Wed . 7:45 a.m.-5 :30 p.m.' Fn . 7:45 a.m.-4 :30 p.m. Reservations Office on ., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p m T~es ., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m .. Fn . 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. ______ L __ c~::~l!_E!~!:..~t.:,<:,~~~~~~tOf'A-TiO~ ~ ,, ~ ~;I ~~~ent is part of the pro, ..................... ;..;;~~ Union Square Bar M?n,-Thurs. 11 :a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 Pm 8:90 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. · · Fn. 11 :00 a.m.-2:30 p m 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. · · Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dini"-H Room ~~-- h_urs. 7:30 a.m.-?:00 p.m. ay 7.30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Coffee Shoppe · M~n.-Thurs. 7:30 a m _8 Fn. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.ni. . p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p,m. OrientatIon acquaints students Sludenls, from page 4 - ess program." Scott apnreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to ark on the Ranger staff this _ ;,ar. Scott did say that the food that was served during theorientation program could havebeen better. • Christine Czerkas, who is lng to be slaying in the reo ~entce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program," Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her cIasses. Christine hopes to workwith the radio stauon while at Parkside. DeniseMoline was referred to Parkside by a stUdent teacher that had graduated (rom here. Denise saId that she Jearned alot, but there was so much information crammedInto such a Short tlm. lIlat It was hard to rememberIt all. John Vescova chose Park. aide because It Is close to 110m•• John was surprised to /IIId oul, "That I can't just tab any class I want, Z have to lake the baslc stuff first. .. Whenasked It he felt more' prepared for college atler at. tendlng'the orlenlation he IIld, "Yes, Z definitely wouldn't hove known what to do." Jenny·tntsch Is coming to Parkslde because It'll close to ..' Off Campus Jammin' by J. Mark Hall Below, Is located off Hwy, 38. ("Sunny Sparks") across from Mitchell Alrpo in MilwaUkee. This place 1 Too all you people Who are air conditioned, and rocks fo 21 and under, I know the per. five consecutive nights; e8C feet places to meet people night Is different. and make friends! Places Wednesday is New Wave Where you can dance the night; Thursday Is college night away, and If you can't night (so bring your college dance, you're sure to learn. ill); Friday Is all-request There are a number of off. night; Saturday Is the-place_ campus places to go, known to-be night (or party night. as non-alcoholic lounges or because that's Whenthe place dance clubs. There are five In gels jumpln'); Sunday Is MIlwaukee and one In Racine. rocktn' the night away wt FIrst, there's The Attic on Heavy Melal NIght. Hwy. 110, out by Stiver Spring The club In Racine Is Rd., In MIlwaukee. It's not Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. air conditioned, but they kick It's a great place to go. but out the jams. only open for those under 21 StUdents wait patiently to register. whTihchenIs alstoheoren'sHwy.B1a0i0le,yb'su,t po.nm.SuTnhdeayy pnliagyhtsallfroBmOris7-101 home and inexpensIve. Jenny Ing" her go. In regards to the closer to Racine. In Turns musIc, but USUally dan thought that the orienlatIon ori~nlation program, Michelle and Park Avenue are In musIc. was "fun" and went on to saId, "It took too long, but Z downtown MIlwaukee. In The other places are usu say, "z had a good time" learned a10t about the Turns Is open to people under ally open from 7 p.m.-l a.m. .Jenny welcomed the' opport~. campus and what goes on." 21 on Tuesdays, and Park and cost $5 or less. So go ou nlty to learn her way around On a clOSingnote, the orten, Avenue has a college night on and have fun U you're unde campus. Jenny says, "Z feel tatron program, offered by Wednesdays. 21. and jam with me In sbIedtete)r b(aebcoaustecomnoinwg tIo Pkanrokw. ;~:rtho~ved~i:tSotub!e2:dve~ryn~ltl~ULcJcfe~ses~tu~lO•. .~..f:~f~MIc:~=eY~:fa:v:o=rlte::,::Tw::en:ty=-on::e::::pIa::c:es::to=::bel=====:; some people that go to achool here." When Michell Floyd was asked Why she chose Park. side she responded, •'Because Jenny (Ultsch) Is going here.·J She went on to say that she ws only kidding. MI. chelle Is going to Parkslde be. cause her parents are, "milk. Looking So Smart! . c. J.. > \ J-' . ( . . . l.'·""'_CMl...,.;s P PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS r-----COUPON-----..., Shampoo, Condition & Cut I I ONLY $695 I I 'Good Only ":'0 c~~~;:r:,:.r.=r:ontheyr offer. I l . expires 10NO/88 I -. --C-OS-T-CU-lT-ER-S®- __ -, ~HA . RACINE . '~VSide Shopping Center • ~~a£ ~=Bay Rd., S50WMI 'F!"<Jry~c.':.-6440 .. 3ns Doug'as Ave.,831-1313 ,~'·,~A .. nue .... 7-9200 ZION ..,,,.~~~ • 173Plaza 50 ~ Street, 158-8200 131121st Street, 74&-53 WE USE AND RECOMMEND PAUL MiTCHELL Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! * Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. * Obtain all of the 10 items on the follOWing list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. >A: All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawingf 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) "Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind" _ published by the office of Res. Life. . 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5)Phy. Ed. bUilding schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parks ide Activities Board Coupon 10) Bookmarker of library hours. * Complete this list •••and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. . b__ orientation acquaints students Off Campus Jam min' students, from page 4 ness program." . Scott apreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to work on the Ranger staff this year, Scott did say that the food that was served during the orientation program could 11ave been better. ChJ'i5tine Czerkas, who is going to be staying in the resJdentce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program." Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her claSSeS, Christine hopes to work with the radio station while at Parkside. Denise Moline was referred to Parkside by a student teacher that had graduated Sfudents wait patiently to register. by J. Mark Ball ("Sunny Sparks") Too all you people who are 21 and under, I know the perfect places to meet people and make friends! Places where you can dance the night away, and If you can't dance, you're sure to learn. There are a number of oftcampus places to go, known as non-alcoholic lounges or dance clubs. There are five in Milwaukee and one In Racine. First, there's The Attic on Hwy. no, out by Silver Spring Rd., in Milwaukee. It's not air conditioned, but they kick out the jams. Then there's Bailey's, Below, ls located off Hwy. 38, across from Mitchell A1rpo in Milwaukee. This place t air conditioned, and rocks fo five consecutive nights; eac night is different. Wednesday ls New Wave night; Thursday ls college night (so bring your college ID); Friday ls all-reques night; Saturday ls the-placeto- be night (or party night, because that's when the place gets jwnpin'): Sunday ls rockin' the night away with Heavy Metal Night. trom here. Denise said that home and inexpensive. Jenny ing" her go. In regards to the Ille learned alot, but there thought that the orientation orientation program, Michelle which ls also on Hwy. 100, but closer to Racine. In Tums and Park Avenue are in downtown Milwaukee. In Tums ls open to people under 21 on Tuesdays, and Park Avenue has a college night on Wednesdays. The club In Racine ls Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. It's a great place to go, but only open for those under 21 on Sunday nights from 7-11 p.m. They play all sorta o music, but usually dance music. was so much information was "fun" and went on to said, "It took too long, but I crammed into such a short say, "I had a good time." learned alot about the 11me that it was hard to . Jenny welcomed the opportu- campus and what goes on.•• The other places are usu ally open from 7 p.m.-1 a.m. and cost $5 or Jess. SO go ou and have fun 1f you're unde 21 - and jam with me in remember It all. nity to learn her way around On a closing note, the orien- John Vescova chose Park- campus. Jenny says, "I feel tation program, ottered by side because it ls close to better (about coming to Park- the Student Life office, bome. John was surprised to side) because now I know P .• ro......,ve_d1111to__,be __ v_e_ry...,_su_c;;;;c,;;es;;;;sfu;..,;t. _____________________ .,. My favorite, Twenty-One places to be! 1111d out, "That I can't just some people that go to school lake any class I want, I have here." to take the basic stuff first." When Michell Floyd was When asked If he felt more asked why she chose Parkprepared for college after at- side she responded, • 'Because tending the orientation he Jenny (Ultsch) ls going 111d, "Yes, I definitely wou- here. " She went on to say ldn't have known what to do." that she ws only kidding. Mi- Jenny' Ultsch ls coming to chelle is going to Parkside be- Parkside because it's close to cause her- parents are, • 'mak· Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! • Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. • Obtain all of the 10 items on the following list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. • All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawing! 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) 11 Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind'' - published by the office of Res. Life. · 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5) Phy. Ed. building schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parkside Activities ~oard Coupon 1 O) Bookmarker of library hours. • Complete this list ... and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New ree center director impressed with Parkside by Kelly McK1uIck New. EcII&or Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and thiS should be an exceptional year." She explained that she "hasn't really defined" her duties as Student Activities adviser with PAB members yet, but feels that she WIll serve as a resource person for them. "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she has a lot of experience In pub- Uc relations, marketing ~d advertising to draw from in order to help students. Prior to her job placement at Parkslde, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW.Waukesha. She was also involved,in some of the ethnic festivals and suinmerfest at the :MIlwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really Iike to-see more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different toumaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school.", she said. Who says snap judgments are bad? Although Mary EUen Wesley, coordinator of the Union Recreation Center and Student Activities advtBer, has been here only two weeka. she feels uenthusiastic" about and Hlmpressed" with student Involvement on campus. "I'm st1lJ trying to get UHd to It all, Wesley said. The Recreation center la current- Iy undergoing repairs and cosmetic changes. She explained that she III concentratlng on getting the employees oriented to their jobs right now. It was predicted that the R'ecreatlon center would be open for the tlrst day of school (Sopt. 6). , Wesley la enjoying her role as Student Actlvttles adv1Ber ... well. HI'm very impressed with the current executive committee of PAB (Parkslde Activities Board)," she said. ~ (fhirau-o [ribuuc - - Order now to receive the Chicago Tribune for half price ---Ii --D-YiS!;;;i~~;I~~~~;~;;'-~-T~~n:--------~----=-----l SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER 1/2 Off The Chicago Tribune will keep you informed on sports, current events. nononot employment trends. social issues.the economy and global politics wnh award-winning. in-depth coverage of the news-the kind of coverage you con': find on TY. or radio. 00et "once "'''''''''''''' 2nd"""""'" Amc>.Jnl I- .- .- 00d o DoiI'ISo..rooy 5168 o DoiI' or'< 5105 o S<.no<;>, or'< 5 63 CoI v81.1.,me0 "-0"""P"aCymadent JeonccCIoIM• d [e::tlE!Ck0l' 1T'lCr'eY0def) E>profo)dQ1e Sog'o1ue --- """'"---------------- Ooss{FS.J.S)- -, 1oCO<mJOooro .... ,O:xlm _ ~ - Phone ~'---- ~Pho-n-e_-__-_-__-_-__-__-_-__-_--- ~'----- 00e<.,.,... Dece<roe< 31, 1988 --. ----- I I' Chicago TribUne 435 N, Michigan Ave. Room 504 ChIcogo.IL 60611 Call: CTSKenosha 654-5400 Moll 10; News Briefs Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue Co leted by students at UW_Plattevlll<; Is on Its way';:; f.eillsville, the site Ofthe state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the castmg .of the statue over the past, 1% yel1rs: He sadd the project cost between $25000and $30 000 In materials and labor. , The statue, titled "The Hlghground," depicts a hellcop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, Whois held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. RObert Kanyuslk, a former Platteville art professor, designed the staTtuhee. 37-plece bronze statue was cast from rubber molds made of Kanytlsik's clay origma~s. Wind chimes bearin the names of 1250 Wisconsin servIcemen who died in Viet nam or', are missing- In actIon hang at the back .of the staTtuhee. memorial will be dedi.cated Sept. 18 at the lOO·acre site near Nelllsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the Unlversliy of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW_Madison last spring and were charged with raclSlll were gfven their sentences; according to the Wiscons~ state Journal. Thomas Hetn, Jason Dortenkel, Kenneth Welngard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrup to write essays on the impact their disruption had In Madison, The four fraternity members pleadedno contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unatllhorized presence on university lands that were med after the April 8 class disruptions. I -, Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apologyletter to UW_Madlson, give $50 to charity, provide 100hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class" Hein and Dorfenkel dis· rupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb In the classroom. The Unlversily of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office. ' Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh MInority enrollment at UW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern. Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97to 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. 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Wesley said she haS a Jot of experience in public relations, marketing a.nd advertising to draw from in order to help students. - Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and this hould be an exceptional year." She explained that she .. hasn't really defined" her duUes as Student ActivtUes advts r "1th P AB members yet, but feels that she will Prior to her job placement at Parkside, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW-Waukesha. She was also involved in some of the ethnic festivals and Summeriest at the Milwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really like to 'See more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different tournaments and events that take place." 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Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue co Ieted by students at UW-Plattevill~ is on its way~ teillsville, the site of the state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the casting .of the statue over the past 1½ years. He said the proJect cost betwee $25 000 and $S0,000 in materials and labor. . n ' The statue, titled "The Highground," depicts a helicop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, who is held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. Robert Kanyusik, a former Platteville art professor, designed the statue. The 37.piece bronze statue_ was cast from rubber rnolds made of Kanyusik's clay or1gina~s. Wind chimes beann the names of 1250 Wisconsin servicemen who died in Vief nam or are missing· in action hang at the back of the statue. The memorial will be dedicated Sept. 18 at the 100-acre site near Neillsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the University of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW-Madison last apring and were charged with racism were given their sentences, according to the Wiscons~ State Journal. Thomas Hein, Jason Dorfenkel, Kenneth Weingard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrop to write essays on the impact their disruption had in Madison, The four fraternity members pleaded no contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unallthorized presence on university lands that were filed after the April 8 class disruptions. Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apology letter to OW-Madison, give $50 to charity, provide 100 hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class, Hein and Dorfenkel disrupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb in the classroom. The University of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office . Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh Minority enrollment at OW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern . Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97 lo 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up 10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87 percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW-Oshkosh during the 1987 fall semeter. Ranger needs ad reps! Earn extra money!$! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Con It' d · 1 su !ng an Proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quain) t~pesettm~ and disc storage capacity, which enables the cus1omer ad_Put th e,r resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve ao d Just to each specific company rerm pdapers and dissertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ocate at 24~ Main Street in Downtown Racine Call 637· 1997 or more details. · We are here to make you look good!!! --- : Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 'Larry Zamba "W~m Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo I by Amy Pettit ment in the local newspaper ~"and let .it fly." He late; }JI aspiring artist or pho- ad?ed a belly dancer, a tographermtght ~ever drea~ chtcken, and other charae. f becommg mvolved ill ters. A year Iater-, the Peela- ;o;.mmethinglike a singing tele- gram, was added, now' business, but for Larry Zarnba s most popular tele- zarnba, this has proven to be gram. alucrstlvesidetrack. . Business calls frequently zsmba graduated from ~terrupted zamba's inter. parksideIn 1979 wlth a de- VIew. with the Ranger, and greein broadcast communi- one ill parncuia» typified the cation. and was one class type of customers Warn Bam 4 shortof an art degree. He Singing Telegram serves. couldnot bring himself to A half dozen or so friends takethe required Art History chipping in to raise the $110 n because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peela- ~red me to tears," he said, gram delivered to a female "SOI conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaanhonorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Bam be harassed about the hon- Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000a year. . be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams avallable ~ plete nudlty was not approprithroughthe service include a . ate. Compromising, the caller ,inging gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the KnIght In Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozothe Clown; and for zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business Is 70 to 80 percent huladancers. Phantasygrams Peelagrams.· 'It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other s8.1dhe has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. theseroles, although the busl- A male employee of ness has now. grown to the zamba's, who asked that his pointwhere he can. act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 ern- he is often propositioned b'y ployeesand two branches -his women he strips, ·for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked anda branch in Mllwaukee. for Warn Bam for seven "Desperation leads to Inspl- years, on and off. ration," zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing howthis business began. business," an observer may Desperation was borne of consider zamba unquestionzamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges leacher after graduation, the definition of success. whichhe described as "baby. "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "1 thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex· explained.An article In Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure, in Boston, Massachu- lenged. settes, inspired zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram ~i1l redefine their .goals" he business a try. He Imagined explained. "They WIll develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "1 stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamb,,: has be~n lory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his mterest ill historically the correct thing photography and art. He reo to do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute ?f Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional photography m gorilla suit, put an adver-tise- Chicago. Engberg heads SCS Volunteers,from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization that offers a position they're mterested in. Students interested In the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or call 553.2000. The student then fills out an "apPlication, to stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Ehgberg then matches· them up with a n?edy organization. An inter- View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program a~e covered under the program s insurance .. The only other requireme~t Engberg has of the student IS to fll! out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work toether" she said. "The whole gurpo;e is to get students out Pinto the commuUl·ty. " "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good living doing that," zamba said. Other goals, he continued include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal rela.tionships. Although zamba views the time he spent at Parkslde primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the ~ four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his llfe. .He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the, beginning of his costume design-=- ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Bam's success. "I don't want to put down - forallzed educatton," zamha said, "because institutional. ized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. "It's just that I went in with no Idea (of what I wanted to do)--with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel It inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue It to It's-· hopefully--happy conclusion. i-----:;cOU;ON~---l I SPECIAL OFFER TO I FULL-TIME COLLEGE STUDENTS 4 MONTH RACINE YMCA COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP FOR ONLY $45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers RunninglWalking Track For more information call 634-1994. II II II I I I! \V L__® ..J III II I I II II OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15,1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. Please mail check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654·2148 ----------------------------------------------------- I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: Special Student Rate YES! o Daily Journal o Sunday Journal o Daily & Sunday Journal o Daily Sentinel Regular Price My CheckD or moneyorderD for $ (amount) Is enclosed. Namee. _ CollegeAddre:s:ss5.- _ Roomor Apt. Phone"- _ HomeTown Address(St.~) _ City State ZIPI'-__ Payment must accompany order. $25.00 $15.40 $40.40 $12.50 $7.70 $20.20 $25.00 $12.50 • Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 Larry Zamba "Wam Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo j----:~ou;ON;:-----7 I SPECIAL OFFER TO I I FULL-TIME I COLLEGE STUDENTS ~ent in the local newspaper, and let it fly." He later }JI aspiring artist or pho- added a belly dancer a to rapher might never dream chicken, and other cha~ac. l becoming involved in ters. A year later, the Peelao methiJlg like a singing tele- gram , was added, now ' ~ business, but for Larry Zamba s most popular tele- 1,amba, this has proven to be gram. a Jucratlve sidetrack. Business calls frequently by Amy Pettit Zamba graduated from interrupted Zamba's inter. parkslde in 1979 with a de- view with the Ranger, and gree in broadcast communi- one in particular typified the cation, and was one class type of customers Warn Barn short of an art degree. • He Singing Telegram serves. could not bring himself to A half dozen or so friends, take the required Art History chipping in to raise the $HO JI because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peelaix: red me to tears,'' he said, gram delivered to a female "SO I conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaan honorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November 14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Barn be harassed about the hon. Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000 a year. be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams available plete nudity was not approprithrough the service include a ate . Compromising, the caller singing gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the Knight in Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozo the Clown; and for Zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business is 70 to 80 percent hula dancers, Phantasygrams Peelagrams. "It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other said he has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. these roles, although the bust- A male employee of ness has now grown to the Zamba's, who asked that his point where he can act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 em- he is often propositioned by ployees and two branches -his women he strips, for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked and a branch in Milwaukee. for Warn Barn for seven "Desperation leads to inspi- years, on and off. ration," Zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing how this business began. business, an observer may Desperation was borne of consider Zamba unquestionZamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges teacher after graduation, the definition of success. which he described as "baby- "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "I thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex. explained. An article in Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure in Boston, Massachu• lenged. settes, inspired Zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram will redefine their goals" he business a try. He imagined explained. "They will develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "I stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamba has been tory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his interest in historically the correct thing photography and art. He reto do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute of Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional Photography in gorilla suit, put an advertise- Chicago. Engberg heads SGS Volunteers, from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization ~hat offers a position they're interested in. Students interested in the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or cau 553-2000. The student then fills out an "application," stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Engberg then matches them up with a needy organization. An inter• View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program ai;e covered under the program s insurance. The only other requirement Engberg has of the student is to fill out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work to• ether " she said. "The whole g rpo;e is to get students out pu nit " into the commu Y. "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good Uving doing that," Zamba said. Other goals, he continued, include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal relationships. Although Zamba views the time he spent at Parkside primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his life. 1 1 4 MONTH RACINE I I YMCA COLLEGE I MEMBERSHIP He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the beginning of his costume~ign-:ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Barn's success. "I don't want to put down · foralized education," Zamba said, "because institutionalized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. " It's just that I went in with no idea (of what I wanted to do ) -•with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I FOR ONLY S45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers Running/Walking Track For more information call 634-1994. OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15, 1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. I I I I I I I I I Zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel it inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue it to it's-hopefully-- happy conclusion. L __ ® _________ _J SPECIAL STUDENT OFFER SAVE 50°/o OFF REGULAR PRICE Please mall check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654-2148 ---~------------------------------------------------- YES! I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: • Daily Journal • Sunday Journal • Daily & Sunday Journal • Daily Sentinel Regular Price $25 .00 $15.40 $40.40 $25.00 Special Student Rate $12.50 $ 7.70 $20.20 $12 .50 My Check • or money order• for $ _______ (amount) Is enclosed. Nam, ____________ _ College Addres. _______ _ Room or Apt. Phone.._ _ _ Home Town Address(St.. ____ _ City. __ State Zip Payment must accompany order. ."nlwgq4J*~'19Ba tt~ Parkside lists fall computer courses' Classified" Baffled by the variety of computers aVailable or interested In qulcl<Jy leamlng the luncUona of your new com. puler? A one-day computer seminar offered by Parkslde may be 01 help. :.s"I"ntroducUon to Oomput. wtIl be offered from 3: 9 p.m. on Thuraday. Sepl . . 29. The non-credit course will be held In Parkside's Computer Lab In the Wyllie Ldbrary- Leamlng Center. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planning to purchase a cornputer. The course will deal with computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics wtIl be presented on a level suitable for those with limited computer experience. Cost of the seminar Is $32. To register or for more Infermarion. call 553-2312or write: Division of Continuing Education. Parkslde, Box 2000. DennIs Wiser, a math and Kenosha. WI 53141. computer teacher for the Racine Unified School system, wtIl be the Instructor. Wiser has taught computer classes at Parkside. UW-:M1lwaukee and UW·Madlson. uw parltSide Chicago Tribune. ----- Oo:ler ltP<:e aO:llv~ /week 1St semester 2na semester ,- AtT-oo.nr a O:llv.".,. $168 ,- a S<I>aav.".,. $105 oooa $ 63 0__ aViso a a ~"-{CheclcOt -------------~----~ II ~ k:cl I rT'OneyOlOe</ f SVcue ~~===========--=..=.:=.:.~::E::x:.:p.-r_o_::Iion:. I ~do:te:=-=_=_~= I :_ ..===-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-~--=--=--=--=--===~==== CtosslF.5.J.S/ I ~.::=_::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=:::::_=:=::=:=,:-:=~==:=~=~s:S~:~te~~~::::Apr=/I;Oom:;Zip~~==~==I~==- ----ZipOttere>cpres---- I _-=~---.~.--.-.~----..-;..-=~~----=.=...-.-.-~..~.=~0ctebe<=::16,~19:8:8~ : : For Sale 1918 BUICK LeSabre transmission. curb fi~dNew eh~ 231 V-6. 65,000 miles eoers, Powt! e/ dorm 4E. . n1act liairl'ttu 81 KAW.ASAKI 440 LTD ill 10,000 miles. Runs great inLeS¥, fl.._ included. Asking $900 S· WI hl\i...~ Ranger office. . ee Curt hili: Heln Wanted MARRTING REPRES National company needs ~NT,,'I!l't, side. Make up to $10 Plus/J:8 at Part' ed persons call 312/922_0302 . Interei COLLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subsCrIpti ~ campus. Good income n::n ca.rua 011 vorved. For informatiOn an~1ling IQ. tion, write to: Campus Se appUt&, W. Solar Drive, PhoenixAZrvlee, 1031 LES ASPIN is lOOking to 8502i. terns! If interested, wrt;;.tudent In. Rogers, 1661 Douglas A ~ l5340f or call 632-4446. VtI., Raebit INDIVIDUAL TO post rna campus. Write College ,,"~r1alrI ell 6P0e6b4b0l.ewood Trail. N~.~, II ---r"Y' uqe U. For Rent ROOMMATE WANTED ,177.SO/month, uUllUes iIlcJucIJrn.Jel. jdential Court, 3 mue. from . ~ Fol:' more info, can BtU at 06fi~ Services Offered TYPING OF any klnd a perfect cOpy, call7S2.2t7a. fPaIt. I'ct Personals LORA. YOO'BIl tile _.~ heart. -.., WILLIE, QUIT _ ••• _- me back to work. -r--"6 lad .. 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The course will deal With computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics will be presented on a leveJ suitable tor those With limited computer experience. UWParkside Cost of the seminar is $32. To register or for more information, call 553-2312 or write: Division of Continuing Education, Parkside, Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. For Sale 1978 BVICJ( LeSabre transmission, curb find New entt._ 231 V-6_ 65,000 miles Coers, Po11,0 '"! dorm 4E. · ntact ~lt\ii 81 KAWASAKI 440 L'l'I) bi 10,000 miles. Runs great Kr Less ,~. included. Asking s90o 8 · Wilie~~ Ranger oliice. · ee Ciirt In ii;; Hein Wanted MARlfl1:TlNG REPRESE NaUonaJ company needs re 11'1',t~. side. Make up to s10 plus;,&8 at Part' ed persons cau 312/922.0302 · lntere.i,' 00LLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subscrtptJon ~ campus. Good Income II c~ ~ voJved. For lntormau~n ~ 8e!Jing IQ. Uon, Write to: Campua Se d &J>Pllc«, W. Solar Drive, Phoentx AZ~• ltbf LES ASPIN la loOkJng t """'-'I. terns! 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Sf68 I~ -~ SiQS - - ______ / S6J - - _ - - ----- - o.,,.. 0 - ~ ------- 0Voo o~~<Chearorrnonevoraer1 ------.&...-==-====-:::_1 I ~~~=:=~===--==--==-= -_=-.::.==~==-===---ElfPt01ionao,e / ~- ------, An--- --------~ --~uerm -------~- I ' ~::---=--=-=-=============_:======----Ao-,-,~--- CassCF.s.ts, / Pt-o-e;=~-------- __ -----------::=~----~~:S•lote----Zp ---- I c.y_ ---- --------- I Pt-o--e ____________ ~=-s~----~:----_ .____0ttererp..es~ l ---------~:~-------------------===- ~~~ I --------~------------------_J Happy New Year! Child share program Interested in expense·free hIId care? Parkslde Adult :tudent Alliance and women's. Affairs of PSGA warkslde Student Government AssocaUon) are aportsor! JIg a co-op child care pro· gram. TheIdea Is simple. A student mother will watch your child,giving you the chance, tor example, to spend an eve- DIng working on the comput •. ers. You will watch her child for the same number of . hours. Basically. we are providing women who are interested In the program an opportunity to meet. If you are Interested and ~ould like further Infer-rna; non, stop In the Parkslde Stu. dent Alliance Office, the PSGA office or call 553.2706. 'HE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON nt-Islen,Mom ... I jusl wonled you 10 know I'm OK and Ihe s1ampede seems 'boul over - allhough everyone's sllll a lillie spooked. Yeah, I know .... I miss Ihe corral:' Hardee's is now.acceptlns applications for day and nightime help. Cooks; Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: . 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 -112nd Ave.,. Bristol, WI 53142 br ...-------=- .~-,. l.RDERYOURTELEPHONENO~ NSTEAD OF CRAMMING LATER. 1 393 1490* Two,wait until the last •• possible moment, then (Mon.-fri.8:ooa.m.-5:30p.m.).rush, along with a host of When itcomes to order- other students, into the ing telephone service,there nearest public telephone are two schools of thought. to order. . One, order now ana Ifyou liveoff campus, prepare yourself oheod consider adopting the first of time. philosophy. And, ifyou must, save cramming for your first exam. "loll-free only when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. e1988 Wisconsin hli WZ'i"ft'?1?'lZ .l&fi!!Jt~!mif!!'ll! _#~wy Child share program 1nterested 1n expense-free hild care? Parkside Adult ~tudent Alliance and women's Affairs of PSGA (ParkSlde Student Govern. ment Assocatlon) are spon. soring a co.op child care program, The Idea is simple. A stu. dent mother will watch your child, giving you the chance, for example, to spend an ev~- THE FAR SIDE nlng working on the computers. You will watch her child for the same number of hours. Basically, we are providing women who are Interested in the program an opportunity to meet. li you are interested and would like further information, stop in the Parkside Student Alliance Office the PS~A office or call 553-2706. By GARY LARSON "listen, Mom ... I Just wanted you to know I'm OK and the stampede seems 'bout over - although everyone's st111 a little spooked. Yeah, I know ... I miss the corral." "ardee.r ® Hardee's is now accepting applications for day and nightime help. Cooks, Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 - 112nd Ave., Bristol, WI 53142 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 9 ~- -- ( .. :RDf R YOUR Tf UPHONf NOyt NSTEAD Of CRAMMING LATER. 1-393-1490* (Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-5:30 p.m.) When it comes to ordering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order now and prepare yourself ah~ad of time. Two, wait until the last possible moment, then rush, along with a host of other students, into the nearest public telephone to order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. © 1988 Wisconsin Bell And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. 0 Toll-free only when coiled from telephone number$ served by Wisconsin Bell. ~APi- tl§'.fflf;f-,:P,.~-1;! v«~\191 by Amy PeUh MaraliDA' Editor Jamaica - paradise or prison? Cascading waterfalls, tropical flora, wblte sand beaches, cool clear seas and perfect temperatures lure many unsuspecting vacationers to this tropical country and inspire JamaIcan holels to adopt names such as Eden II. However. for the first two days of my honeymoon, I felt trapped In a land In which I did not want to be. Bus drtvera are maniacs. the food Is suspect, hotels are dI. ppolnUng, locals are annoying. you can't rent a car it you're under 2G and boneymooners are shown to rooms with twin beda! Give me a break. The nIght and delays that brought us to Jamaica are another story. Once we arrived In )(onlego Bay at 10 p.m, (havtng been traveling a1nce8;30 a.m.), we aearched for the IImouaIDeoervlce that Included In our travel pacl<a&e. Our Umoualne 1ooI<edquite llIte a bus. It was shaped llIte a bus. It was as big as a bus, and It held aa many people as a bus. But It did taIle us to our hotel In Ocho Rlos, two hours from the airport. Comfort was not Included In our package. Our drtver must have moonUghted aa a IerrorisL You Bee. there are very few trattlc laws In Jamaica. It's generally accepted that people drI ve on the len side of the road, but you don't have to. There Ia no speed limit. 80 our driver felt that 120 m.p.h. through twIaUng, dark roads was appropriate. For two hours, we prayed to survive. Nauseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Hotel, formerly owned by Sheraton, but decllning ever since. We were ready for bed. So. we are escorted to our room - keep in mind this is our honeymoon - which has twin beds. No, I don't think so. Finally. we could collapse on a double bed. Well. it looked' Uke a double bed. It was really two twin bed mattresses on a double frame. We spenl three nights falling through the crack In the middle before we got a REAL double bed. And that was a Ooor lower, so our view wasn't as nice. sacrifices must be made. It took me only two days to recover enough to venture outside to the beach. While sand, clear water, palm trees waving in the breezes - no problems there. The food was quite interesting. Due to the humtdtty, bread does not rtse qulle as htgI1 as It does here, and In every fonn, It manages to taste the same. Throughout tha two weeks, we watched tor the everchanging heavy bread to appear at breakfast as croissants and toast; at lunch disguised as a aandwlcb or hamburger bun; at dinner as a dinner roll - plain or Italian. I used to love pineapple - a special tr,oat, but somehow I was sick of them by Week 2. On our tlrst foray Into the ahopping district of Ocho Rio8. we naively walked out the front gate of the holel and were lmmed.1ately accosted I>Y locals offering service.!'. 10 Thun:d:y, 8ept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer va.catlon n we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady want a braid?" was ~:.~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach lIote?Un4 the first 'of hundreds of offers attraction that receives rave seedy joint with no garct I," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws In all our tourist lit- sight. ellaill down during the time I spent ~::~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the he there. The hardest to resist of . ed at the - spot called pointed to her map leI these offers was the woman ~~~:w Park" In only 2% looked nothing like ~:hiCh who challengebd,'d"Ladi; ..are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for rat s ye . Jamaica's poverty up close .miles in the other d~ Uten I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. Con tourists. many who SUC- twisted roads with only m- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked baCktake with frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No danCing tand The .only product offered to roadside walls. J . hat use more frequently than Our destination was not amalcaJ see page 17 b"Sramidoikneg?"was d"rHuagssh.?""CokeW?"e rt:~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~:::::::::::i~::::::::::::::~~ wanted to flash a badget and cry "Interpol!" to fend them off, but It is doubtful that they'd get It. But let's gel- back to the tlrst day out. We Innocently accepted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, which turned out actually to be a lot of fun. But the IIltle hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, which put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth It, but we didn't want to admit It. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back entrance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One itay we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set It up - they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. "You're not old enough," the clerk informed us: "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, weU. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions. On one sweltering after- I UWP I Hwy.A Hwy.E 1585 - North 22nd Avenue. Ph. 551-8020 e·Y.OUR ONE STOP PARTY SHOP • Plo-U .. ourpt"oductslnmOde,allon. , ~«~'~~ Win a . Back-to-Scho'OI Party! ;J ..~ .J-' .·)You SUImI~: kf; .We SUImI'l:' ·If. _ Site ~" .:.r·."',~ Barrel € People ..5: i,Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f. .Bottle of Schnapps ssooo Value ,1 C f W' No Purchase Necessary .'~ ase 0 me Coolers *COl1)e In and Sign Up Today* HWV. L ~ EI3 \}~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE Ceo'e. Of lbe ~ Wor1d LillUor "0 c~ That was then ... NOW HIRING PART-TIME OPENING, CLOSING Turn extra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride .in both the food we serve and the people who se.rve It. As a result, if you can provide us with the enthUSiasm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you .wlth the .• esourc:es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, fleXible scheduling competitive hourly wag.es, excellent benefits package and free uniforms are Just a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. ~~oj~meShifts are available at a starting wage of . our - S3.75 after three months. PURGER .K.ING ® Equal OPpOrtunity Employer 5400 Durand Ave. Racine, WI ... 10 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer vacation or was appropriate. For two hours, ·e prayed to survive. auseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Ho 1, formerly owned by h raton, but declinlng ever sine • W ere ready for bed. So, ·e corted to our room - p In mind thi is our on ymoon • which has t 1n o. I don't think t noon we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady, want a braid?" was Sha~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach Hote~ the .first of hundreds of offers attraction that receives ra':'e seedy joint with no gard l," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws in all our tourist 11t- sight. ens In down during the Ume I spent ~~!~~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the there. The hardest to resist of arrived at the spot called pointed to her map hote1 the e offers was the woman "Shaw Park" in only 2½ looked nothing like ~:hlch who challenged, "Lady, are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for braids yet?" Jamaica's poverty up close miles in the other ~e !en I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. ct1on tourists, many who sue- twisted roads with only in- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked back take ith frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No dancing ,~d The only product offered to J . "a.ti tl tha roadside walls. ama,ca se use more frequen Y n Our destination was not ' e page 11 braiding was drugs. "Coke?" ----------"""'.'.~:::::::=::::::::=:::::::::::~-.... "Smoke?" "Hash?" We :::::='.'.::'.'.::===--------:------;,:;:::-----::: wanted to flash a badget and cry " Interpol! " to fend them off, but it is doubtful that th 'd get it. But let's ge.,_ back to the first day out. We innocently ace pted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, ·hich turned out actually to b a lot of fun. But the little hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, wh!ch put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth it, but we didn't want to admit it. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back en- ., trance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One day we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set it up • they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. " You're not old enough," the cler informed us . "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, well. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions . On one sweltering after- That was then •.• I UWP I " Hwy. A czi > < .c ~ 1585 - North 22nd Avenue• Ph. 551-8020 YOUR ONE STOP Hwy. L Hwy. E a; > < -0 C N N CewterOITbe Wor1d Lltpior ~ m~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE t=. · PARTY SHOP • Pleaeu•°"'swoductsinmoderatlon. ~~~ w,n a ~ (. ~\ Back-to-School Party! ./ ··f Y_~You Supply: ,f E -We Supply:· .<f. · - Site ~- _. r,. ·_ ¼ Barrel . f People ..5 - : 1: Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f . . Bottle of Schnapps •sooo Value . 1 C f w· No Purchase Necessary ~~ ase O I ne Coolers *ConJe In and Sign Up Today* NOW HIRING PART-TIME . OPENING, CLOSING Turn ext-ra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride _in both the food we serve and the people who se!Ve 1t. As a result, if you can provide us with the e"!thus1asm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you _with t~e_.resour~es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, flexible. scheduling, competitive hourly wag~s. excellent benefits package and free uniforms are JUSt a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. $3Part50T1hime Shifts are available at a starting wage of · our - $3.75 after three months. 5400 Durand Ave. ® Racine, WI Equal Opportunity Employer .. Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 SOCholds recruitment fair by Kelly McKissick ganizations and clubs are e N~wSEditor couraged to set up tables fn- set up tables on the matn new students wh or. thoroughfare In the Com. terested in beCO~inr:.a~vb~l~ mWlication Arts building. in Parkside activities. 0 ve An indoor recruitment opportunity will occur on Friday. Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will you Interested In get. ,lJ'elnVOIVatedParkslde but t!J1gns'ut re where to go for in- atroe :SUOD?Just take a stroll Inner Loop Road on ~.dJleSdaYS,ept. 14 and your stionsmay be answered. qu~.week of Sept. 11 has jeen designated Recruitment week. Student Organization COuncil (SOC) President and Vic. president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Letting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opportunlties. _ 'MI_ recruitment week themeIs "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities. bldudingspecial deals In the Recreation Center and a dance.are planned throughout the campus to show students au Parkstde has to offer. TheRecruitment Falre, on sept. 14, wlll feature a live bandand food. Campus or- Total Service for V.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553·2150 Mon..-Frt. 10-3 RaServinfogur other locations , cine Bur Waukesha r Inglon Milwaukee b _ Take a look around,' enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. We also spent an afternoon at Carinosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica" commercial, I'm going to shoot my television set. Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have agood time. Jamai· ca has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We cl1mbed Dunn's River Falls, a 6OO·ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T ,HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS I MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE . Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 soc holds recruitment fair bY Kelly McKissick News Editor Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. you interested in get- Afe1nvolved at Parkside but ~•t sure where to go for inareflllauon? Just take a stroll 10 wn Inner Loop Road on :ednesday, Sept. 14 and your stlons may be answered. qu,nie week of Sept. 11 has n designated Recruitment ~k. Student Organization ~uncil (SOC) President and vice president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Lelting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opJ)Ortunities. 'nle recruitment week 111eme is "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities, 1ncludlng special deals in the ReCreatlon Center and a 11ance, are planned throughout the campus to show students all Parkside has to offer. The Recruitment Faire, on Sept. H, will feature a live band and food. Campus or. Total Service for U.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.,-Fri. 10-3 Serv· Ra . mg four other locations cine Bu I' Waukesha r mgton Milwaukee ganizattons and clubs are en. couraged to set up tables for new students who may be interested in becoming involved in Parkside activities. An indoor recruitment op. portunity will occur on Friday• Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will set up tables on the main thoroughfare in the Communication Arts building. Take a look around,· enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have a good time. Jamaica has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We climbed Dunn' s River Falls, a 600-ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers We also spent an afternoon at cartnosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica'' commercial, I'm going to shoot my television seL JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 -: ..... Track team secures NAIA honors in California b7"__ Park Ide', track team el}ded III oeaoon tast May w':\h 14 AU-American hono... captured at the NAlA nallonal track meet In AzuaI, CalIfornia. 1llree acnoo! records Yo' re broken and M.lkeSlauch WII nallonal champion In the Ill-kllometer walk. Th men '. team was in a s.- way lie for eighth place with 24 polntll In the meet domlnal d by AJ;uoa Pacllic, (CA) with 112 polntll. The women', team made the lop ten for the Ighth con.eecutlve season out of th 1aIt nine (counting croao·country and Indoor t ck). Th 1r Iotal ot 24 pointe ptac d them ninth. PraIrIe VI w A"llI: (TX) won the Swimmers women's meet with 93 points. Becca Scott, Tracey Karsha, Jacquetlne Cotton and Yolanda FInley each received two AlI-Americans tor placing In 4x.100 and sprint medley relayo. In the sprint medley, they flnlahed sixth with a ParluJlde record ot 1:45.54. They captured fourth In the 4x.100 with a 48.08, but broke the ochool record In the trials when they flnlahed In 47.69 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohi fln- Iahed her collegiate competilion with two more AlI-American awa.rds tor flnlshes in the 1500 meter and llOOO meter runs. She WII th1rd In the 1500 with a time ot 4:26.91. A time of 9:38.56 In the 3000 needed Voluntee... are needed 10 h Ip with a IwImming pro- • grim for rUarded people ,poraored by the AaaocIallon for R larded c1t.1zen1. ThIa program beglna on sept. 14 and requ1rel a weekly COmmllm nl of one bour. Volunlee... will help begin. nlng ,tudentll al Jane Vernon School pool Wedneldeys from Welcome back! From the Ranger U p.m. 'I1Iey will encourage students on a one-to-one basLo. Qualifications to volunteer are: ability 10 swim, tack of tear ot the handicapped and good. communication skllls. Intere,ted students Mould caU Carol at 563-2000 or stop by Union 209_ JAP~~Rt\CO C~Ir{C;;SC;~;'C;;S1AURAr;T . KENOSHA'S OWN AND ONLY 4-STAR (4-CHEF.} CHINESE RESTAURANT LUNCH - DINNER - CARRY-OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU ....1II•• L ..With Chef Wone" broke the school record and gave her second place. Also In the 3000, Paula stokman was eighth In the serntfinals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10:41.09. Nancy Marter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4:41.15. In the 1500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished In 4:51.83. The 1600 meter relay was seventh In the finals with a time of 3:54.04. The team consisted of Marler·RoW, Mart· er Scott and Finley. in the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2'2200 in the trials. Scott adv~~ ed 10 the semi-flna~s for the 100 meter dash WIth a time of 12.18. ·In the semis, she false started Anne Stokman ran her best lime in the 10.000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. . In the 10K race walk, Mike staucn captured his tntrdnalIonal championship b ttng' a new meet recY set. 41.56. 01'(1 or Doug Fournier was thir the same race wttn :a d 1Q sonal record of 43.34. Jo Por. genson walked his be.ln~~. of 46.02 to caplure f,"~ John Marter ImproVed-·' lime by over two minute bil a sixth place finish In 47 3~far Dan. Peterson, ~ . 3000 meter ·steeplechaseg tile Injured with less than ' "'sa laps to go when there "'~ accident at a hurdle. '\II Intramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Pro· gram gets underway this year with the flag football season beginning Monday, sept. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone Interestlng In tormlng a team Ihould pick up an .entry form In the Phy Ed Oftlce on the second floor of the Phy Ed BuUdlng. Entries are due on FrIday, Sept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. time slot on BLOOM COUNTY // .... '14 I \ Monda or Wednesday. Flag Football season y Sunday events will begin on will be needed on MOOt Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries and Wednesdays between can be picked up in the Phy p.m. and 6 p.m, from Sepl Ed Office. The tournament through Oct. 28. App will be set up according to for this position are In what participants are inter-'· Phy Ed Office. ested In, i.e., singles, doubles, Other Sunday mixed doubles. Entries are elude: due on Friday, Sept. 16, so Softball hurry In and sign up! Play Soccer will begin at 2 p.m. Badminton The Intramural Program is Floor Hockey looking for offlc!als for the . Volleyball r-- b.;..:Y:......;;;BerkeBre Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for .t. he Ranger! . ...... • • t,"< L,' ..• :." ""'._~' <, Track team secures NAIA honors in California tional championship b ting a new meet rec Y set. 41.56. Ord Of om n ' meet with 93 points. needed ~ encoura a on -to-one elcome back! From t e Ranger J~P~~RAGC C~lt{f:Sf: · e:STr\URi\~T KE OSHA 'S O N ANDO LY 4-STAR (4-CHEF} CHI ESE RES TAURANT LU CH - DIN ER - CARRY -OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU .. W ith Chef Wone " broke the school record and gave her second place. Also in the 3000. Paula Stokman was eighth in the semiflnals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10: 41.09. Nancy larter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4 :41 .1 5 . In the 11500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished in 4 :5 1.83 . The 1600 meter relay was seventh in the finals with a time of 3 : M .04 . The team conI ted of • larter-Rohl, Marter, Scott and Finley. In the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2: 22 .00 in the trials. Scott advanced to the semi-fina~s for the 1 00 meter dash with a time of 12.18. In the semis, she false started. Anne Stokman ran her best time in the 10,000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. In the !OK race walk, Mike Stauch captured hiS third na- Doug Fournier was th.I the same race With rd In sonal record of 43.34. J! !>er. genson walked his best\Jor. of 46.02 to capture f hne John Marter improvedOUrth. time by over two minute hla a sixth place finish l.n 47 38 for Dan Peterson ~ 1. 3000 meter steeplechaseg Ute injured with less than ' waa laps to go when there w~ accident at a hurdle. an lntramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Program gets underway this year ~1th the flag football eason beginning Monday, pt. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone int resting in forming a team should pick up an entry form in th Phy Ed Office on the second floor of the Phy Ed Building. Entries are due on Friday, ept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p .m. or 5 p . m . time slot on BLOOM COUNTY Monda or Wednesday. Sunday events will begin on Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries can be picked up in the Phy Ed Office. The tournament will be set up according to what participants are interested in, i.e., singles, doubles, mixed doubles. Entries are due on Friday, Sept. 16, so hurry in and sign up! Play will begin at 2 p .m. The Intramural Program is looking for offic!als for the Flag Football season y will be needed on M~nda 1111 and Wednesdays between~ p.m. and 6 p.m. from Sept 12 through Oct. 28. Applicatioaa for this position are in tbe Phy Ed Office. Other Sunday ~vents In, elude: Softball Soccer Badminton Floor Hockey Volleyball Sept. 21 Oct.2 Nov.I Nov.ta Dec.u ,-.----by~Berke Breathed ftfvfr.~ / Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for _the Ranger! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 1, September 8, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Womens Resource Center is scheduled to open next fall Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. May 4. 1989 DeAngelis elected next year's Ranger editor Women's Resource center is scheduled to open nextfall by Jon Hearron Editor·In·CbIef The quest for the 1989-90 Ranger editor-tn-chtet was culminated Monday, April 24, WIth the selection of Steven DeAngelis. DeAngelis was the unanimous choice of the Se- lection Committee out of three qualified/quality appli- cants. The committee chose DeAngelis after revlewtng the credentials of and tntervtew, ing the candidates. DeAngelis, who .served as the news editor of the award- wtnntng Bradford High School Inferno, wtll be entering hts senior year when he assumes the duties and responsibilities of the editor-In-ehlef this sum- mer. Stu Rubner, advisor to the Ranger, said of DeAngelis, "Steve's leadership, manage- ment, and interpersonal reta- tiona skllls and his previous newspaper experience and parUclpatlon in journalism programs made htm a strong contender ...ultlmately, the unanimous choice of the com- mittee. ,. Of hts recent appointment, DeAngelis said, "It Is a great honor for me to be chosen as next year's editor-tn-chief." Similarly, DeAngeils be- lieves, "This year's selection process was both. democratic and professional." The Center will direct Its The Women's Resource programming towards such Center Committee, chalre<f topics as life planning, sexual by Student Activities Director harassment and empower- Diane Welsh, began meeting ment/assertion, health and In Jan. of this past year. The weUness Issues. "Thmmltlee Is operating di· Ce t will also be recUy under the Offlce of Stu· The n er dent Life. providing confidential help through crisis Intervention and support groups ". According to the recenUy formUlated philosophy, the Women's Resouce Center "will provide a place to gath- er to work together to dis- solve. attitudes, rules, and regulations which restrict . women." will serve as a catalyst for dealing with Issues of concern for women. Also. in purpose, the Center will work to eradi- cate sexism on the Parkslde campus. The Center will pro- vide programming on gender related topics. The Center Is being extab· J1shed by the 18-member Women's . Resource Center Committee One of the Com- mittee's g.:..us Is that "this programming will create an awareness and support among students, faculty and staff around values 9f diver- I ty feminism, and a nonsex- s , t" Ist envltonmen. , by Keme PaccagneDa News Editor tJi0r many years women ve been working to pro- Il'loteawareness of' women's' ~~erns and tssues. Parkslde II king-a step In the direc- b on of forwarding this cause .J establishing an on-campus, Thrnen's Resource Center. f e Center Is stili In the onnatlve stage. Belllnnlng next faD, women :m be able to address non- erns to the Women's Re- ~urce Center which will be S~aled Where the Old gweete .opused 00. be, The Center The Idea of a Women's Re- source Center was trans- formed Into an operating committee by yet another committee which was manned by Vice ChanceDor John Stockwell, Asst. Chan· cellor Gary G. Grace, Sociolo- gy Professor Anne Statham, Student Activities Director Steven DeAngelis In regards to hts plans for the Ranger, "I think that, though the Ranger Is not a bad student newspaper by any means, there are some things that can he Improved upon. What we should be striving for Is IAlmake im- provements each year." com- mented DeAngelis. DeAngelis will he working In the Ranger office over the summer. He wtll also be reo crultlng staff members for the 1981l-90publishing year. Paid positions are avsUable and DeAngelis wtll be accept- Ing applications. Diane Welsh, and student Edna Bloomer. According IAl Welsh, the Center wtll he fUnded by tha new program devetopment fUnd which Is under the Chan· cellor's ~retlonary fUnd. When the Center Is ready to become operallonaJ, a student coordinator will be selected to oversee the day.to-day fUnc· tionlng. U you are Interested In becoming a member of the Women's Resource Center Committee, contact Diane Welsh at Union room .2011,or Call1l63-2278 . 2 ThutsdaY, May 4, 1989 Rangel' , --~~===="'..""'--"'~ - __.~so~-_·_~ --- --... Edifgr@l . Speaking of farewells ... This 18 It. TIle last Issue of the 1988-89Ranger. Many are thankful some have mixed feelings. Allin all, It's been a fairly hliaclous year and one helluva roller coaster ride. Speaking of rides. we've seen several changes along the path of this past year. A great deal has changed· some for the better, some not. A great deal has remained the same. Here at the RaD.cer, we've spent much of the year under constrcution, continually striving to build a better paper. Speak1JIg of the paper, we bave received our share (and maybe more) of criticism • as newspapers do. Over the course 01 tbla eventful year, many bave voiced their optn- Ions, coocems and criticisms, In one way or another, reo gardIng the Rupr. TIle Rupr staff bas taken these comments tor wbat they bave been worth. 8peak1JIg of worth, no price tag could be put on the education obtained by students Involved In student activi· ties and organizations over the past year. This Friday evening the annual student awards banquet will be held to honor and commend the efforts and achievements of the students who spent a portion of their time working to make Parkside a better ptsce for all of us. TIle awards banquet is a time to patbacks and make toasts for worth- whUe endeavors. Speaking of toasts, TIle End 18just around the comer. And, as we all know, The End 18a time for toasting (and, for some, getting toasted). Be sure to follow the advise given in 80 many commerctals: don't drink and drive; don't let friends drive drunk; and, party smart. TIle End festivities are to commence Friday, May 12. . Speaking of commencing, congratulations to all of Park- aide's Class of 1989. Speaking of class, good luck on finals. 8peak1JIg of flnals, tbla 18 it. Farewell. by Jon Hea7'TO'n An interested observer has... Words of thanks for a jo.b well done To the Editor: By the time you read this the last deadline of the year wU1 have come and gone. And as the year winds down to the final end, I'd like to congratu- late and thank every member of the Ranger crew for a year's worth of newspapers and a job well done. T!u¥'ks, guys, for a job well done. Along the eventful COUrse of this past academic year, as a keen and interested observer of the Ranger staff, I've no. ticed that this crew has been a colorful and boisterous group that, God knows how, managed to pump out 30 issues worth of newsprint. Through all the laughter and all the tears this "Ranger clan" never missed a lick ...a few deadlines maybe, but never the ones that counted most. TIlough your Ed gave it his best shot, there's no way he could have done it without each of you... nor would he • bave wanted to. And to those who dug In and gave it there all when the going got tough, an extra kind word and pat on the back are in order. I hope each of you memo bers of the revered and infa~ mous Ranger crew benefited a much, if not more, from the experience of being Involved (with this sometime flippant always active never to back down organization) as the ef- fort you put In. Each of you can be proud of a job well done: I hope to see many of your names in print again next year; the Ranger wou- ldo't be the same without . you. In closing, have a relaxing. deadline and stress free, ever exc1ting summer ...you guys deserve it. Once again, thanks and congratulations for a helluva good paper. It's been more than pleasure being an observer. So"long... Jon Hearron, 1988·89 Ed. G WE'RE LQOlUNG\11110THAT AND. Y'~ WE1J. YES, ABOUT "THE DRJFT~ -to BE DONE AND, JUST AS IMPOKfANTLv,' YlE'RE OETERMINING ~~E DONE. ANO THlS GOALS THING. WE'RE NOT "'HAT OUGHT NOT T WHAT WE WANT 1'0 SEE. HAPPEN. lllE FACT GOING TO ~ ,gl~~~ THE COURSEWING, 11"5 ON 'TRACK,YQUK1Qv, W~ ~ ARE SENSING SOME r.KmON IN 11\;\1 RESPECT."" <;.A ~ '" ~~ ---= Special thanks for ~ special fJuy--..... There's been one mem- ber of the Ranger that, throughout the year, nas' fulfilled the role of his position to the utmost - .and in a here-to-date un- precedented manner. Stu Rubner, the. Ranger' .• own counselor in the comer .. and advtsor, has played a role .beyond the Weekly constraints and demands involved in the weekly construction of the paper. The guy is. phenomlnal, as many who know him Will - attest to. . On behalf of the entire Banger 1988-88 8 spectal thank you, stu, all the column in insight within the and all ot.tne foresig\lt guidance you SO gave. Placement agency is looking for teachen To the Editor: TIle Foreign and Domestic Teachers Organization needs teacher applicants In all 'fields from Kindergarten through College to fill over six hundred teaching vacan- cies bofu at home and abroad. Since 1968, our organization has been finding vacancies and locating teachers both In foreign countries and in all fifty states. We possess hun- dreds of current, openings and have all the information as to scholarships, grants and fel· EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ................•....... :.. Editor.in-ehief Kallie Paccagnella ........••.......... News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Spons Editor Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor John Kehoe ......•............. , Photo Editor Michelle GaaL. Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner ; ~......• " ,.. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B MONDAY JUNE 17,1991 SECTION B take over as new A D By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor The University of Wisconsin Parkside has a new athletic director. May, 23, Linda Draft was named the new athletic director by Sheila Kaplan, chancellor of the university. Draft, 40, will be responsible for administering UW-Paikside's intercollegiate athletic program which includes 14 men's and women's sports. UW-Parksideisa member of the NCAA Division n and the National Association of ^ see Draft B2 New Athletic Director Linda Draft gCRJSTORfiP ;|i§II8ItiSP Memmones A look at a legend's ;t J : — S, V-: ws w. : ' • ' ' . . . . . . . . : : . •i '. : ' V . •• : :. • : .' ' ' Athletic Director steps down By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor After 19 years of overseeing all UW-Parkside's Athletic Department events, Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl has announced his resignation from the position leaving behind numerous responsibilities and along list of accomplishments. Announcing his resignation May, 8, Dannehl, UW-Parkside athletic director since 1972, will take a leave of absence during the 1991-92 academic year to prepare for his return to the classroom. He will continue to coordinate several national cross country championships scheduled for UW-Parkside this fall. His teaching responsibilities will include direction of new programs in wellness activities in the department's Physical Fitness Center and coordination of the universities coaching certification program. As for why he is stepping down, "I got tired of doing everything, battling budgets and trying to oversee every single activity. I would like to spend time enjoying life more and getting back to teaching," said Dannehl Dannehl will spend the next academic year visiting other universities and learning how they run Wayne Dannehl their Physicial Fitness Center's in order to be well prepared to ensure UW-Parkside's is the best he can make it. In 1972 Dannehl came to UW-Parkside from the University of Illinois where he was an assistant professor of physical education and a football coach. Respected by those in the University as well as outside of it, Dannehl has served a president of the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) at both state and national levels. He was elected to the NAIA Hall of Fame, as well as to the Illinois Wrestling Coaches and Officials Hall ofFame. In 1990 he was named to the United States Olympic Committee. Dannehl has many years of memories and things in the department which he is proud of as well of things about the department which are disappointing to him. He mentions the many athletes which have had great success at UW-Parkside, "I'm proud we have produced 400 All-American athletes and 65 individual Natioual Champions." Under his direction, the university also produced the premier Cross Country course in the United States. "I am extremely proud of designing, developing and implementing the Cross Country course, one that we basically hacked out of the woods." He has brought national acclimation to UW-Parkside by his organization of many national competitions held in Kenosha. His latest such dealing was scheduling the TAC (the governing body in track and field in the United States) Cross Country Meet to be held at UW-Parkside in November of 1992. See Dannehl B3 Draft will Ranger. Paire B2 Draft from B1 June 17. I991 New director brings experience Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA). Under her direction UW- " * Fort the past 14 years, Draft has served as associate athletic director at UW-Parkside and the Womens Softball coach. She will continue to coach softball at UWParkside. Draft succeeds Wayne Daimehl, who announced his resignation effective July 1. "We are pleased that Linda has accepted the athletic director position," Kaplan said. "Her experience with administration, teaching and coaching and her commitment to the scholar/athlete model is critical to the mission of the university's athletic department Linda is well respected at both UWParkside and throughout the country for her professional accomplishments and her involvement with natic al athletic organizations." aft, a native of Spring Lake, Mic , joined the UW-Parkside fac -uy in 1977, and coached the women's softball and volleyball teams. Baseball gem retires from diamond By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor After 21 years of coaching, and a lifetime of dedication to the sport, Ken "Red" Oberbrunner, has retired from the head coaching postition with the UW-Parkside Baseball team. Oberbrunner, a true gem on the baseball diamond, leaves behind him a legacy of competitive teams, insightful knowledge of the game and great passionforthesport Oberbrunner retired from the position after a turbulent season which saw him in and out of the hospital during the year with heart problems. His retirement was an agreementbetween himself and the athletic department which encouraged Red to give up the postition. "It was a mutual deal, we both agreed that it was time for me to retire." Oberbrunner said about stepping down. . Oberbrunner, who started die UW-Parkside baseball program from scratch in 1970, compiled a record of 332-229 in his 21 years with the Rangers he is also the seventh ranked NCAA Division II baseball coach in wins. Red, born October 5,1918 in Ashland WI attended DePadua, a private Catholic High School of hbout 70 students where he earned a scholarship to Notre Dame University to play baseball and basketball. After graduating from Notre Dame with a Phylosophy and history degree, he was talented enough in sports to sign a professional baseball contract and was drafted into pro basketball by the Ft Wayne (now the Detroit) Pistons. He played baseball in the IndianaOhio league as a shortstop and an outfielder. When the second World War began, Red left the courts and fields of professional sports do serve in the Army while stationed in the Pacific Ocean for three years. Upon his return, Red realized he had passed by his playing days and like many other soldiers returning from the war went looking for work. In the fall of 1947 Red took a job at Milton College as the Athletic Director, football, baseball and basketball coach as well as teaching classes. "I always knew I wanted to coach," stated Oberbrunner. He attended summer classes at the University of Wisconsin Madison and earned his Masters of Science Degree. He stayed at Milton until 1970 when he came to UW-Parkside. During this time Red somehow found time to marry his wife Ruth and successfully raise six children, five boys and a girl. While Red * s accomplishments are incredible enough, even more tremendous is the positive outlook and strong philosophy he has developed in his career. "I've always loved being around the athletes. To me they are the most important people because I'm student oriented. I have always felt that we (faculty) are dependant on them not the other way around," said Oberbrunner of his outlook on the game. Red's love for the game came accross in all that he did as did his care for his players. "My job was to give them a purpose in life and direction. I always tried to teach that reality is not in failing, but that reality was in getting up after you fail." Adored by his players and admired by his peers, Oberbrunner will be forever remembered in not only the record books, but also in various halls of fame. Red is cursee "Red" B4 Parkside Softball teams have qualified for the NAIA National Tournament eight times. Over the past 14 years, 15 of her players have been selected All-Americans 24 times. In 1990, Draft was named Coach of the Year by the NAIA National Softball Coaches Association (NSCA). Previously, she was named coach-of-the-year by the Wisconsin Women's Intercollegiate Athletic Conference for both softball and volleyball. Draft also has served on the Pan American Softball Team Selection Committee and the United States Olympic Sports Festival. "Linda's own coaching manifests a tradition of excellence which is integral to die success of operation a first-rate athletic athletic department," John Stockwell, vice chancellor at UW-Parkside, said. "We have great confidence in Linda and her ability to maintain quality athletic programs in conjunction with strong academic standards." Draft, holds an undergraduate degree in mathematics and physical education from Hope College, Holland, Michigan and a master's degree in athletic administration and coaching from Michigan State University, Lansing, Michigan. Draft, who lives in Racine, played basketball and volleybal at Hope College. Draft said that herp lans in her first year as athletic director will not be to shake things up but to maintain the high level they are on, "It will be a transition year, we will try to accomplish day to day achievements. While Dannehl had department chair and athleticd epartment duties, Draft will have just athletic duties as she will continue to coach Softball. Steve Stephens will be the department chair for academic concerns. Golfers finish 11th at NAIA By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor In its first ever national competition, the UW-Parkside Ranger Golf team finished a respectable 11th out of the thirty three team field at the 1991 NAIA Golf Championship held at Twin Hills Golf and Country Club in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma May 21-24. The Rangers had to endure unusual rainy weather for the four day event which caused theg reens to be slow but friendly during die competition. The team arrived Sunday night and had a Monday practice time of 2:50 in the afternoon. After head coach Steve Stevens had prepared his team, Tuesday was the day the Rangers would put behind them a season which saw UW-Parkside take first place in four of the five meets and also, hopefully, put aside any nerves. The scoringformatfor the tournament was that each team would use their best four scores for that day out of their five golfers. The Rangers would rely on the quintet of Marie Schneider, Steve Gerber, Tom Agazzi, Paul Connell and Joe Dahlstrom who would represent District 14 of the NAIA. Monday, day one saw UWPaikside shoot a 313 for 18 holes. North Florida blazed to the top of the leader board with a 297. The closest second was Hardin- Simmons TX, seven back, with a 304 for the first 18. Day two was crucial for the Rangers. For it was following the second round that half the field would be cut The Rangers, behind Paul ConnelTs 77 advanced with a 316 score. With half the field cut, day three, Wednesday, UW-Parkside shot a solid 310. This following a two and a half hour rain delay in usually sunny Oklahoma. North Florida once again lead along with host Oklahoma City, each team shot a 304 for the day. Day four was a problem day for the Rangers as they may have tried to make up too much ground in the tournaments final day. Tom "the Gamecock" Agazzi saved the day for UW-Parkside with a strong 74-the Rangers best individual effort for the tournament The Rangers finished the round with a collective 319 their worst of the four days. North Florida ran away with the tournament with a 1200 for the four days. Host Oklahoma City was a distant second with a 1221. UW-Parkside sewed a 1258 to finish 11th. Coach Stevens expressed his feelings on the team's efforts. "I was happy with how we played. Nobody got really hot but they all played solid and contributed," said Stevens. As for the season, Stevens was also happy. "The season was super. Until Nationals, we only lost one tournament The kids played well and worked hard." Dannehl from B1 Former Athletic Director will return to teaching "I'm also proud that we were able to raise enough cash to pay for the post season play and to support our programs. Academically, our kids have good grades. There has been a significant change in the past ten years, we've stressed and emphasized that the academics comes first" Dannehl has gotten by on a less than adequate budget "We've skimped scraped and gotten by on less than some of our sister schools and some of them are in debt" He also mentioned pride in being NAIA President for die 1989-1990 year. Dannehl, who turned 54 in May also mentioneds everal disappointing things about the job as athletic director. "One thing is that our facility is out moded, it is too small and there is no indoor track which hurts recruiting and makes it impossible to train for the indoor season. And what really bothered me is thawt e have never been able to convince people that budgets under which we operate area joke." People all around the university respected Dannehl for what he has done in the past 19 years. "Wayne has built and maintained throughout the years an athletic program characterized by high standards of ethics, academics and competitiveness," Sheila Kaplan, UW-Parkside chancellor, said. "Will miss his leadership." Softball team finishes 91 season 18-24 By TED McINTYRE Softball team's season came to a ships at Duluth MN as the Rangers lost two straight to Minnesota ilI |jff f The Rangers finisht he season Parfcside whohad seven' freshmen JeantjeeEsselmcngotthe loss iagaraeonc&s she iw ished with a Beft* Han&B: I Heed coach Linda Draft who m mw& tryingto SOBt&fy peopl^'into the future but its very hardto win Do you like to write? lilii Racewalking a popular sport: at UW-Parkside SPECIAL TO THE RANGER by Karen M. Pitsoulakis Guest Writer Have you ever wondered what some of the University ofWisconsin- Parkside students were doing on Innerloop Rd. at four o'clock in the afternoon with the temperature 30 below zero wearing only tights, a sweatshirt and racing flats? The answer... racewalking. Racewalking is an aerobic exercise in which contact with the ground must be maintained at all times. This differentiates racewalking from running. The lead foot must touch the ground before the rear foot leaves the ground. The supporting leg must be straight when it passes under the body. Racewalking events have been part of the Olympic Games since 1900. The distances varied in the early years, but have been set at 20 km.(12.4 mi.) and 50km.(31.1 mi.) for men. Elite men average 6:30 per mile over the 20 km. Olympic distance, and approach 7:00 per mile over 50 km. Women average 7:00 per irtile for 10 km.(6.21 mi.) Parkside's racewalking team is composed of athletes from Wisconsin, Indiana, New Jersey and New York. The team is currently ranked the number one college in the United States for racewalking at the National level for male and female juniorwalkers (under age 20). They are also ranked number one in the country for the Open, in which Within this framework, anyone who meets the qualifying J »a«V UIWI0 UiV \| raccwalkers efficiently pump their standard Ume may cn|cr anns in coordination with each step, Urst year a. the National Athproducingasmoothandfluidsiritte. lelic Ialer Collegiate ^ uw The following is Ken "Red" Oberbrunner's letter of resignation to the Athletic Department Dear Dr. Wayne Dannehl and all UW-Parkside faculty and alumni, When a Man does something for long enough, it becomes a part of him, and he becomes a part of it For 44 years, I have been a baseball coach. In that span, my teams have become as much of a reflection on me, as I have become a part of baseball. With my first team in 1947 until now, I have looked for certain types of players who could do certain things. I looked for chemistry in a squad, with spirit to push it forward. I looked for players who are good to each other, and who play for each other, to spin the right mix. There are always a few players out there with questionable work habits, a few who are thoroughly complacent, and a few who seriously believe they are better than tifcy really are. Those are the players who destroy team unity. Players must like each other, and not hare in back stabbing, envy, petty ealously, sulking, or sniping. Put imply, it is impossible to get a earn effort out of a group that is a team in name only. With intensity and proper beliefs, problem s of that can front a team that is a team, will disappear. In 1970,1 came to UWParkside after compiling a 225-94 record in 23 years at Milton college. Since I've been here, I have never had to fear about my job. I have been able to put teams on the field which represented UWParkside and all it stands forT. his has always been my utmost goal in teaching baseball. In its very nature, coaching is teaching. You must work very hard to develop the skills of throwing, hitting, fielding, and running in your program. Before a player learns, he must listen. He must listen to the coach preach the fundamentals, he must try them, he must learn them, and he must practice them until they become second nature. Once that happens, half the battle is won, because baseball is 50% mental, 50% physical. Once the fundamentals are mastered, the mental part must be mastered. A player must beable tot hink of what he is doing and the situation in which he is doing it To have that special state of mind and body when everything happens positively and Parkside's team swept the top six All-American places out of 19 athletes participating in the race. This year Parkside's team has the ability and potential to take the top eight places,t he most alb wedf rom any one school. The two distances in which Parkside's team strives for are the 10km. and the 20km. Robert Cole and Tim Seaman of Parkside have walked a six minute mile. This time is faster than most people would hope to run. U.W.Parkside has produced two Olympic caliber athletes, Jim Hiring of the 1980,1984, and 1988 Olympics and Andy Kestner of the 1988 Olympics. At the helm of all of this success stands the coach, MikeDeWitL He is the reason U.W.Parkside is at this superior national level DeWitt began the program in the early 1980'sand has progressed steadily since then. He himself is a effortlessly. Greatness, however, is not just a matter of team chemistry, mastery of the fundamentals, and state of mind. Just as a meal is nota meal until the chef mixes all the ingredients, a team cannot achieve greatness until the coach mixes all the ingredients. Baseball as a game of critical decisions that are called atc ritical moments of a game. It is the coach which makes these decisions, and the coach who sinks or swims with them. When an evaluation of the coach is made, it is usually atone of these critical moments. If the problems of a team are caused by the coach, and the perceptions ofa nybody evaluating the team's problems point them to the coach, then a change should be made. But, if they are not caused by the coach, it would be unfair during this period of time to make the change. I have always said to my players, that when I feel I have nothing to offer diem, it is time for me to give up coaching. I love baseball and the challenge it presents. I always look forward to the next day and tiiedesires of competing. While the time is far from now when I will have nothing to offer my players, dedicated racewalker and walks with the team every day through all types of weather, while making sure that practices are completed correctly by his athletes. *Ali Dewitt, of UW-Parkside's racewalking team says, "I feel that DeWitt is a good coach, because by practicing with the team, he stays young. Some people mights ee turn a strict coach, but that's only because he's interested in his team and if something is lacking from one's racewalking, he triesto help them out "Part of the reason why we have such agood program at UW-Parkside is because coach (DeWitt) trains with us and that is something special that not many peoplehave,"Tim Seaman. "Coach (DeWitt) is one of the greatestcoaches in the country, simple because his athletes have alot of confidence in him," Rob Cole. "RED" from B2 Coach recalls his most fond baseball clubs rently honored in the Milton College Hall of Fame, The Wisconsin High School Assocation of Coaches Hall of Fame, the National Collegiate Athletic Association Hall of fame and will soon be inducted into the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics Hall of Fame. Oberbrunner coached competitively year after year and recalls his favorite teams. His 1980 club, by far his best, had three players sign major league contracts, one of whom was his son Jamie. More recently Red recalls his 1988-89ball team which won 19 games and graduated 14 players. "It was the frosting on the cake to have good ballplayers and good students," added Red. The ultimate example of team spirit, Red explains his biggest thrill in all his years of coaching, "The biggest reward is to see that I have helped the kids achieve the goals they wanted to accomplish." in this time of reorganization in the UW-Paikside Athletic Department, I feel it is in my best interest to step down as baseball coach of the UWParkside Rangers. Yes, I will miss coaching and UW-Parkside quite a bit. I've developed many friendships and personal contacts with other administrators and officials. But, what I will miss most, is seeing my players and teams develop and mature as they move toward graduation. I will miss the learning I get everyday from being involved with baseball, for I have been a student as well as a coach for the past 44 years. In the 21 years I have been a coach here, my teams have put together a 332-229 record, giving me an overall career mark of 657- 323 between 1947-1991. I have seen three of my children graduate from UW-Parkside. I'vehadateam win 19 games in a row, a player who struck out 18 consecutive batters, ap layer who hito ver .500 ina season, and a player who hit two grand slam home runs in one day. More important, however, is what I've learned in980gamesof coaching. Players who play are happy farwell players. Those that don't are ui happy, that never changes. As coach, you just try to give them i much playing time as you can. Yo try to give them an opportunity t prove whether orn ot theyc an pla; For aplayer, true motivation come from within. A coach must show t the individual the importance c the time and effort that is needed t excel. Mature players understan this. It is the great teams whic have highly matured individual with lofty goals. As I leave the program at UW Parkside, I do not worry about il success in wins and losses. Insteac I worry about thep rogram, and th kids I brought here as players. Base ball at UW-Parkside is a prograr built on solid ground, and the ath letes who have entered that pro gram deserve the opportunity t play the game they love.T he sam game that has been the embodi ment of my life for so many yean A game which gives back every thing that a person puts inA. gam which will always be a part of me God Bless and Good Luck. Kenneth "Red" Oberbrunner June 17,1991 Ranger, Page 21 Summer Specials Suck The Big One 32 Oz of beer $2.00 Kainikazi's Pitchert $5.00 - Shots $1.00 Cuervo Gold $1.00 Cactus Juice $1.00 Starting This Year Coral Reefs Annual 4th of July Picnic Purchase tickets at the Coral Reef there will be Dancing in the Street! 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Re staurant Catering to the College Crowd UW-Parkside annual leadership retreat Earnest planning has begun ence that students have chosen to for the UW-Parkside Leadership participate in for the past decade. Retreattobeheldeariyinthefallof Each year students make 1991. The Student Activities Of- friends and begin to establish valufice once again anticipates a tre- able university-wide networks essential to leadership development Critical thinking, team problem solving, risk-taking, and creativity are just a few of the capabilities students will examine and mendous turnout of students dedicated to the enrichment of their lives, and of the lives they influence as student leaders across the campus. 'Excel '91" is this year's edition of a hands-on learning experiwhile learning together at this retreat designed for, and open to all students. The off-campus setting has continuously provided for "getaway fun" whilep romoting intense concentration on a variety of topics begin to acquire as ar esult of joining in on the fun this fall. Application forms will be available soon. Watch the Ranger for details. For more information contact the Director of Student Activities, Diane Welsh at 553-2279. "Welcome Week" '91 Themontageofeventsplanned for September 3rd - 6th promises to make for one of the greatest UWParkside "Welcome Week" celebrations to date. Each yearexcitementabounds as new and returning students intermingle through the various student activity social events planned throughout the week. Students get the opportunity to enjoy their "settling in" by seeing the PAB sponsored comedian Drew Carey thursday evening, and the PAB sponsored dance band London USA on Friday night Drew Carey has an outstanding sense of humor and wit He has appeared on MTV's "1/2 Hr ComThe Parkside Housing Office can help YOU... Find off-campus housing in near-by communities Apartments, flats, houses in a variety of price ranges are available Call 553-2320 to find out about listings and services available through the Housing Office edy Hr.", Showtime's "Comedy Club Network," "Star Search 88," and his latest TV break "On Hie Comedy Roan On A & E!" Drew has opened for "Jermaine Jackson," and the "Marshall Tucker Band," and was featured in the Premiere issue of Laughtrack Magazine! London USA is a Parkside favorite. They perform popular and progressive dance music and are heralded throughout the Midwest as one the greatest entertainment acts on the college circuit. Other entertainment is still being booked and other eventsa rc still being planned. Watch the "Ranger" for more details. Career Center is a plus for all All students from freshmen through senior, are urged to come to The Career Center is located in WLLCD175. The Career Center offers a variety of services designed to assist students in all stageso f career development, including selection of a major, connecting a chosen major to occupations, exploring graduate school, investigating experimental learning opportunities and seeking full-timee mployment after graduation. Individual career counseling, workshops, and class/group presentations are available to assist students in clarifying goals, assess personal interests, abilities and values, and systematically explore major areas of study. Information on hundreds of career areas are available in booklets, pamphlets, periodicals, books, guides and video-tapes. Students, encouraged to browse, may use die rsources on a self-serve basis and check them out with a student ID. SIGI Plus, a computerized career guidance program, is a popular, helpful and easy-to-use resource for assessing personal strengths, preferences and interests while exploring career options and learning to make wise career decisions. During the school year, the Cmter is open Mondays and Thursdays, 8:00am-6:30pm and Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays from 8:00am-4:30pm. During the summer and breaks, there are no evening hours. UW-Parkside events by Lika Morishita Hello, folks! Welcome to UW-Parkside! First, I would like to wish everyone a happy summer session. Here are some of the major events that will happen at UWParkside during the upcoming year. The Parkside ActivitiesB oard (PAB) sponsors many types of events such as dancesc, omedians, and other special events. Some of the major events they sponsor are Homecoming Week, made up of many competitions of the different clubs and organizations on campus, including volleyball tournament, lip sync, draw or die, and many more. The winners are announced at the dance at the end of the week in which people can jam in the Union Square with the live band or gamble for prizes in the Union Bazaar with our mock casino. Another big event sponsored by PAB is Winter Carnival Many of us can escape winter blues by participating in snow volley ball, broom ball, nine pin tap, tricycle races, and much more fun! Again, winners are announced at the dance featuring one of the hottest local bands around. PAB also holds die annual Battle of the Bands competition, in which the grand prize winner wins apaidperformanceatSummerfest!! Cum' on all ya' young rockers, startpracticin' toreserveyourspot! And last, and the most spectacular of any event, our two day bash, held the Friday and Saturday after spring finals, The End. Pi Signja Epsilon (PSE) holds a bicycle race around inner loop on Friday afternoon. The race consists of teams of four relaying around to the finish line. Prizes are also given out to winners. At The End, this time, everyone is entitled to become a little wild and crazy because not only can you rock with a band, but you get to rock on with two bands a night, mingle with your friends, eat and drink, AND celebrate finals! Cool hey? Student Organization Council (SOQ holds some important events, such as toys for tots and benefit dances for food for families. They also take charge of awards banquets too. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) holds weekly meeting to talkaboutand decide on student issues. Trips to other UW schools and other states for the state and national student associations are planned so we can give and receive help and support each other for student causes for example financial aid and campus safety issues. Any and all updates are printed in the Ranger which puts out a paper per week during the school year. And at last, about minority groups, which I personally find most interesting, holds quite a number of activities. The Black Student Organization (BSO) holds theblack history month in which many African as well as Afro- American crafts, jewelry, art, food, clothes, and many others are demonstrated. Some workshops are held in joint with Minority Action Council (MAC) and the Women's center to provide speakers on important Black men, Black and White women, and other important minorities in American culture. Hispanic club sponsors Cinco De Mayo and National Hispanic week filled with many events such as craft/ fashion show, dinner/dance, and more. The International Student Organization has various events such as having meetings with other school's organizations, trip to Mecca Arena in Milwaukee for the folk fair, a trip to Chicago's China Town to celebrate theChineseNew Year, and a big international food fair in Main Place which features ethnic food from all over the world made by the students, as well as authentic clothing and crafts from overseas. As you can see there are many exciting things to look forward to for the school term, and there will be more events besides these mentioned for everyone toe njoy. Have a great summer. We'll see you in the Fall! Loving home for your baby. Full time mother, professional father, and happy four year old, looking for fourth family member. For more information: Call Sandy Ruffalo, Adoption Attorney at (414) 273-0322 Heevy!: You should join The Ranger News H i s P o s s e June 17, Ranger, Page 23 Summer orientation leaders F.O.C.U.S. on 1991 By Brad Roschyk This year's summer orientation leaders are in for a treat There are over 800 incoming new students at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside and each new orientation lea der will work one on one with over 100 of them. The orientation leaders were selected on their abilities to work with students, their knowledge of Parkside and the surrounding communities, their campus involvement communicational skills, and their dedication to the University. The leaders are responsible for creating a comfortable atmosphere and environment for incoming students. The Orientation leaders also serve as role models for the new students. They will help in advising and scheduling, discuss campus issues, and answer the students most puzzling questions. This year's orientation leaders are determined to make orientation as fun and excitingas they know campus life can be. They will also be trying to relieve the anxiety and pressures that these students feel as they enter the University and take on the responsibilities of being on their own. The 1991 Summer Orientation Leaders staff includes: Yolanda Jackson, Tina Gosey, George Yee, Patrick Kochanski, Barbi Keller, Sara Anderson, David Madrigal, and Michele Cortez. This year's Orientation Clerk is Brad Roschyk; responsible for processing orientation applications and organizing the information needed to help the sessions run smoothly. Brad will also work directly with the orientation leaders as well as the new students. He is directly responsible for getting the students to commit and present themselves at the orientation sessions. The group of nine students recently went through orientation training and learned how to work with each other as well as how to work with the new students. The Orientation leaders have planned a DJ. dance along with free bowling in the Rec. Center for the students social time. For additional fun and excitement they have planned a scavengerhunt that includes prizes during the students social time. F.O.C.U.S.-*91, which stands for "First-year Orientation: a Commitment to Undergraduate Success", is structured to provide the students with valuable information to ease the transition to the University experience. There will be four two-day orientation sessions throughout the summer June 20 - 21, July 25 - 26, August 8-9, and August 20 - 21. There will also be three adult (non-traditional) orientation sessions held: June 29, July Non-tradional student support by Tod McCarthy Did you say you're a newly enrolled non-traditional student at UW-Parkside? Do many of your entry experiences make you feel a bit out of place or out of step? You're not alone and its not necessarily your fault College has long been considered a stepping stone for the priveleged youth in society, but in actuality, a degree is becoming a necessity, rather than a luxury for a majority of positions in a multitude of occupations. As a result many more adults are finding college to be an essential element to becoming economically and socially successful. The system is sometimes slow to change to meet new student needs. If emphasis appears to you to be centered on traditional student needs and concerns, you have just made a relatively accurate assessment of the situation. The problem is not you—the majority of students enrolled at this university are older, non-traditional students. Effective change never happens quickly and seldom occurs without a substantial effort from the affected constituency. Knowledge of what is happening, what could happen, and of what others are experiencing is critical for any individual seeking to improve his or her world. Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA), located in the D-l level of WLLC next to the Coffee Shoppe, can provide you with useful information on what other nontraditional students are doing to improve the perception and value of older students by the power structure at UW-Parkside. During the upcoming semester, the Ranger will also be printing a series of columns aimed at the non-traditional student and issues affecting that majority population of this university. Keep in touch with others, express whatever interest you have in altering conditions to all who will listen, and become involved with organizations that can make changes improving the quality of education and life while you are here. Sitting home brooding about it or complaining to a few friends over a beer won't help. Welcome to UW-Parkside. You've paid your dues before and you deserve the most satisfying educational you can receive. You may have to fight for it and you and your family may have to make a few more sacrifices, but don't forget—you're not alone. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657-5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2- lb Hamburger & Fries for $3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (canout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Breasted Chicken and our complete menu VISA 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 8*© UW-ParksideOrientation leaders From left to right: Brad Roschyk, Barbi Keller, David Madrigal, Tina Gosey, and George Yee 18, and August 10. These sessions will include discussions of faculty expectations, campus diversity and issues, peeadvising, campus life and finally registration for fall courses. Hot Summer Loan Deals! • New Car Loans • Used Car Loans • Motorcycle Loans • Vacation Loans • Personal Loans • Tuition Loans • Text Book Loans • Computer Loans • 14.8% Credit Cards • More! Summer Bridge Loan Special! Bridge your summer income gap! • 14.65% special rate* • $1,000 only • $90.09 for 12 months • Includes .25% discount for automatic transfer or Payroll Deduction of payments Apply today! Tallent Hall - Room 286 595-2150 Ranger, Page 24 Ju—n -e- »1 7»,. 1771 Student Involvement: "Making it work for you - Making it work for us" MAM* AAMm«MAA #ka fl AfiiflAnft tfl AAMrtAAO #/> /!<% Jf. Politics from Parkside by BIU Horner This is the first of a series of political articles that will address certain local, state, national, world, and campus issues. This "would be writer" \ wishes to thank Editor-in-Chief \ Dan Chiappetta for granting me \ this opportunity. Some of the issues that will be discussed include, but are not limited to: AIDS -athletics-financial ad-incompetent/ competent university faculty, administrators, staff,and students - the Republican Party Platform - racism/discrimination - the media the criminal justice system - ethical behavior - drugs/alcohol sexual harassment - the US. war on Iraq - the State of Israel the Soviet Union - the military mindset, and violence in general. A comment to the readers of \ these articles, this writer will not respond to any comments, criticism, or questions concerning these articles. I want to welcome all of the new incoming students to OUR University. Despitewhat you may hear to the contrary, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Campus is one of the finest, if not the finest, academic institutions of learning in the U.W. System. As 1 have previously stated, this University does not have to take a "back seat" toa nyone. The educational facilities that exist on this campus will enable you to receive a quality education you can be proud erf. It is up to YOU. For those erf you who do not take the tune to read the University Catalog or the brochures and other publications that the University provides, the following information gives a brief explanation of how this campus operates. This campus isorganizalionally structured into threep rimary areas: administrative, academic, and supporting staff. The administrative offices are located on the upper floors of Wyllie Library Learning Center. The administration is responsible for the day to day operation of this campus. The chief executive officer on this campus is Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The administration is subdivided into four areas: academic affairs, student affairs, administrative and fiscal affairs, and university relations. Academic Affairs is directed i by the Vice-Chanceilor. The other three areas are beaded by Assistant Chancellors. The academic structure is composed of four schools: die School of Liberal Arts, the School of Education, the School of Science and Technology, and the School of Business, (the order of importance into which they are placed is my own personal opinion) T he four Schoolsa re administered by the Deans of each School. The Schools are located in the various buildings in die main complex; Molinaro Hall, Greenquist Hall, and the Communication Arts Building, which are all inter-connected. The supporting staff (critical to the operations) is composed of administrative staff, faculty staff, and maintenance staff. You will find that developing a co-operative relationship with the staff will be beneficial to you. Have a successful year, and an enjoyable "college experience". By: Jim Voss The college experience proves again and again to be many things to many different people. For those of us involved in student organizations it is one in which our involvement works to enrich the academic studies we participate in each day. Being involved at school is all about each and every one of us doing so to enhance the value of our education. Semester after semester students wisely select to spend varying amounts of their time out of class working in student organizations, and working on the pursuit of certain organizational goals. When students choose also to look upon theseclubs, sports teams, associations, and organizations as opportunities to practice the things they are learning in their classes, they are now working on the pursuit of their personal goals. The combination of pursuing both these goals is facilitated by the Student Activities Director, Diane Welsh, the Student Activities Adviser, Mary Ellen Wesley, and the various student leaders. This cooperative facilitation ultimately makes for the betterment of the entire university. For example, when a Communication Major who is a member of the Student Organizations Council arrives at a meeting after attending a class in Organizational Communication, this student is entering the meeting with the chance to apply studied theory. When a business finance major is allowed to plot out financial projections for the upcoming year of The Paikside Activities Board's live entertainment committee, this student is growing to see the literal use of what studied books prescribe. When an art student interested in graphic arts and photography joins "The. Ranger" as a photographer, the student is beginning to develop the skills necessary to secure internships and apprenticeships that may one day lead to a job in that field. The political science student who works to serve students and support their rights as part of The Parkside Student Government Association or part of The Parkside Adult Student Alliance may one day find a niche working in local, state, or federal government serving the constituents of a community. These are just a fewe xamples of ho w students manage to enhance their education through involvement This enhancement is found in the fact that students involved handle projects and jobs not as isolated academ ic assignments, but as tasks that are integral to the procedural operation of working organizations. It is through hands on experiences of this nature that students come to love the combination of work and learning essential to successful careers. As a matter of fact, it is often useful for students to adopt the attitude that the kinds of things they do in student organizations are preparation forlifeafterschool. Thinking of theentire campus community as customers,The Ranger" and WLBR as two main forms of media, the student government as an organization that monitors the fair and just serving of the students, and The Parkside Activities Board and clubs as businesses with THE PARKSIDE UNION RECREATION CENTER INVITES YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WEEKEND PASS FREE BOWLING TABLE TENNIS POOL TABLE SOCCER DARTS Only $25.00 Pass is valid on Saturdays, Noon - 7pm and Sundays, Noon - 10pm durinc Fall anH c • o To purchase a pass or for more information, stop by the Union office. Room 209 or 5 services to provide and/or prod ucts to sell, allows for students to create almost a prototype "miniature world" scenario. They can best suit themselves up for 'what's out there' by modeling an organizational world of responsibility after the real one they will soon be entering. The Board of Governors often leads the way in doing so harmoniously withi n the u niversity. When we start school some of us know what we want to major in, and some of us do not For those of us who know exactly what we want to major in and what career we would like to get into, the process ofdailydevelopmentalmostcomes natural to us. For those of us who enter school and are not quite sure yet, working on our academic studies while working in a student organization brings about a unique alternation of work and study periods that provoke thought indispensable to making that decision. It is here where many students best come to see how they compare to other students and their skills. We can assess our competence, rate our abilities, and know where we stand in certain skill areas by measuring them through comparison with others interested in doing so as well. This process of assessment is vital for students so that they become aware of their strongest capabilities. This assists them in best marketing themselves to employers. Often times the selection of a career path is stimulated by discovering the kinds of skills and abilities that we have an inclination to as a result of past experiences and that we become most aware of through comparisons of ourpresentwork performance with others. Those talentsw e pursue for life are most often chosen, and most rightly so by recognizing our competence at them through comparison with others' competence. The combination of doing so in classes, student organizations, and through continuous research on students that successfully do so in other universities makes for great students,great employment candidates, andagreat university. Richesawaitthosemost who enter student organizations eager to ask questions, suggest answers, and eager to workt ogether. KSAJHINFMUTW Largest Ubrtry of Information In U.S. - all subjects Order Catalog Tod ay wi th Visa /MC or COO EKfe. 80m0ea-n3t (62131) 4-770-82&26 2 Or, rush $2.00 to Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave. 1206-A. Los Angeles, CA 90025 June 17,1991 Ranger, Page 25 It just takes a little effort by Dave Doherty What is life like at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside? This was my first question when I took that long walk down the main hallway during freshman orientation. Coming from Stevens Point, Wisconsin I really didn'teven know where UW-Parkside was until the summer before my freshman year. I had been in contact with thet rack coach a t UW-Parkside had convinced me to attend freshman orientation. When I first saw the school I was in shock.. The school looked like my high school. Even the color of the brick was similar. I couldn't find a McDonalds anywhere and found out UW-Parkside didn't even have a football team. How could I even consider going to this school? After I got over this initial shock, I took a closer look at the school. Hie campus was really beautiful. In fact I had visited schools in California, Colorado, Iowa, Florida,Missouri, Michigan, and Washington and I am convinced that UW-Parkside had the most beautiful campus. The academic programs seemed to be strong, but w hat about the social life? This is where my orientat ion leader came in. I honestly don't even remember her name, but she managed to convince me that with a little effort, UW-Parkside could be a very enjoyable college experience. To make things easy for those of you who are just starting out at UW-Parkside I have provided you with a few tips to help you enjoy school. For entering freshman there are many opportunities to get involved in campus activities, which is the first step in ensuring an active social life at UW-Parkside. Since UW-Parkside is mainly a commuter school it is sometimes hard to meet new people. Being involved in a campus organization is an easy way to make new friends. Those students who will be living in university housing have a big advantage for you can always find a party in the dorms. Even if you don't like to party, it is still very easy to meet new people. You will be living with 6 to 7 other students, so you already have a good start Even if you are not going to live in the dorms and you don't want to get involved in campus activities, it is still easy to meet people at UW-Parkside by being an outgoing person. Most classes at UW-Parkside are small, so it is easy to get to know the students. If your a person who likes to party it is essential to make a lot of friends at UW-Parkside. Contrary to popular belief there are large parties at UW-Parkside, but you need to talk to people to find out where they are. Being over the age of 21 is also helpful in ensuring an active social life at UW-Parkside. If there is nothing to do you can always go out to the bars. If you do like to go out a lot try to avoid early morning classes. There is nothing worse than an 8 a.m. class with a hangover. Also, try to avoid early classes if you like to sleep in the morning. It is far too easy to skip an 8 am. class. For those of you who enjoy athletics, UW-Parkside has many quality athletic teams. If you wish to get involved there is also a very good intramural program. Hie UW-Parkside Activities Board sponsors dances, concerts, movies, comedians, and trips throughout the year which are always a lot of fun. So there is no excuse for not having a good time at UW-Parkside. It just takes a little effort FUTONS Beginning at $79.00 thru May 12th (many styles, frames, sizes and fabrics available) The many uses of a Fulton. Ask About Our Trade-In Policy DANISH FURNITURE EXCHANGE 1034 West Blvd. • 633-9595 Racine, WI Writing Center open during summer The Writing Center, located in WLLC D-150 in the Academic Resource Center, will be open again this summer. Help will be available on: Mondays and Wednesdays 10a.m. - 2p.m. (June 17 - August 8) Tuesdays and Thursdays Noon - 2:00 p.m. (June 17 - July 18) Tuesdays and Thursday 10:00 a.m. - Noon (July 22 - August 8) Jackie Niles will be working in the Writing Center to assist you at any stage of the writing process. Whether you need help getting started with an assignment, whether you have a rough draft on which you want some feedback, or whether you want to have your paper proofread, the Writing Center is the right place to go for assistance. Also, Jackie can show you how to use the computers, which makes revisions much easier. So if you need help with a paper, we're ready! In September, the Writing Center will be open Monday - Thursday from 9:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m. and on Friday from 9:00 a.m. -Noon. /instate 0 0OoO rZ + * "If1*® TED THOMPSON Senior Account Agent 1912 Lathrop Avenue, Racine, WI 53405 Bus. 632-3124 Res. 639-2829 4017 0<3d» St Kenosha, VW 53142 694-9050 Mon - Best Long Islands Around $1 off all day Wed - Liter Day! All liters of fresh brewed beer $1 off all day! Serving Great Lunches & dinners 7 days a week Pizzas are available in the bar after 9pm Planned Parenthood Clinks Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • Lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Clink Racine Clinic (414) 654-0491 (414) 634-2060 Ranger, Page 26 June 17,1991 Summerfest providing plenty of big name entertainment By Leka Morichita Looking for something to do to fill the long and lonely hours of summer before school starts again? Maybe you ought to give Milwaukee's Summerfest a try - lots of fun and lots of good music. They have music to suit almost any taste, so take a minute to look over the schedule, and see if there might be something that will inspire you to make the drive up to Milwaukee. The Summerfest runs from June 27th through July 7th. OLD STYLE HEARTLAND STAGE The Marshall Tucker Band (June 27-28) country/rock Booze Brothers (June 29) R&B oriented -Milwaukee's own Roger McGuinn (June 30-July 1) former Byrd's leader To Be Announced (July2-3) The Fabulous Thunderbirds (July 4-5) The Band (July 6-7) MILLER OASIS STAGE Tower of Power (June 27) Commodores (June 28) Rippingtons (June 30) Arrow (July 1) Richard and Elliot (July 2) Jan Hammer and the Tony Williams Band (July 3) Spyro Gyra (July 4) Blood, Sweat and Tears - featuring David Clayton Thomas (July 5) GRP All Stars with Lee Ritenour and David Benoit (July 7) LEINIE'S LODGE Dirty Dozen Brass (June 27-28) Based out of New Orleans Wayn Toups and Zydecajun (June 29) Cajun rock group Dr John (June 30-July 1) Pianist/ Singer Leon Russel (July 2) singer Spanic Boys (July 3) Milwaukee Buckwheat Zydeco (July 4-5) Bruce Caigrepont (July 6) Molly and the Heymakers (July 6) from Hayward WI Terrance Simien and the Mallet Boys (July 7) Zydeco Band Summer Hours Monday through Friday 7:30 - 2:00 (Closed July 4th) Have a Great Summer! PABST SHOWCASE STAGE Friday, June 28 - THE TEMPTATIONS singing songs from their 25 top 20 hits from the '60s and '70s including:"My Girl** "I cant get Next to you" "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" "Just My Imagination" Ball of Confusion" It is sad to note that not all of die guys are die originals, but they still sound greaL Sunday June 30/Monday July 1 - FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS will be performing. This group which was formed in new Jersey in 1956 became the most famous white Doo- Wop group in history. Valli's falsetto lead gave them a lot of early 60's hits including: "Shery" "Big Girls Don't Cry" "Rag Doll" and "Candy Girl" Tuesday July2-theGUESS WHO - lead singer Burton Cummings led this Canadian group to a lot of U.S. hits: "American Woman" "These Eyes" "No Time" "Laughing" "Hand Me Down World" and lots more. If this group is a little before your time you might remember their guitarist. Randy Bachman from Bachman-Turner Overdrive. Wednesday July 3 -DAVY JONES - from the Monkees. Jones was the 60'sheartthrob from the TV group, the Monkees. The group had a lot of hype and produced such hitsa s: "I'm a Believer" "I'm Not Your Stepping Stone" and" Last Train to Clarksville" Before splitting up in the early 70's the group waso ne of the most popular around. Thursday July 4 and Friday July 5 - THE TURTLES - and not the Ninja variety. This was a great group founded in the 60's by vocalists Mark volman and Howard Kaylan. Some of their hits are "Happy Together" She'd Rather Be With Me" "You Know What I Mean" and "You Showed Me" Saturday July 6th - THE NEW RASCALS - this group as the Young Rascals were the main proponents of "Blue eyed Soul" a term coined for White Rockers who sang in a black R&B style. Early on the group dropped the young from its name, and under the title "The Rascals" hada string of hits like: "Good Lovin" "You Better Run" "Lonely Too Long" "Groovin" "People Got to Be Free" The group broke up in 1972, but reformed in the late '80s as the "New Rascals." Sunday July 7th - JAN AND DEAN - the great Surf music duo. Jan and Dean are both 50 now but they had a great string of hits before Jan Berry had an automobile accident in 1966 that left him partially paralyzed. After a tough struggle back, Jan and Dean began again in 1978 - singing their hits which include: "Dead Man's Curve" "Surf City" "Little Old Lady from Pasadena" MARCUS AMPHITHEATER The Marcus Amphitheater has 9100 reserved seats under the canopy. Patrons must have Summerfest tickets as well as a reserved ticket for the Amphitheater. Both are Available at Ticketron outlets. There are 14,000 spots available on the lawn and benches for summerfest patrons on a first come first served basis. July 3 -C & C MUSIC FACTORY; TONI! TONY! TONE!; GERARD OPEN FOR BELL BIV DEVOE. Tickets are on sale for $10.00 July 1 - KENTUCKY HEAD HUNTERS - open for HANK WILLIAMS JR. The Head Hunters are an up and coming band. Hank Williams Jr.h as a long string of hits including; "Long Gone Lonesome Blues" "All My rowdy Friends AreComin' Over Tonight" Reserved tickets $10.00. July 4 - THE JUDD'S - a mother and daughter duo named Naomi and Wynonna with their fare well tour stop in Milwaukee. This will be the end of Naomi's career due to Chronic Hepatitis. Wynonna will go solo next year. Songs fowr hich they are known include: "Rockin' With the Rhythm" "Have Mercy" and "Grandpa" Tickets went on Sale at $8.00 June 27th WHITNEY HOUSTON $15.00 ticket June 28th POISON WITH SLAUGHTER AND BULLET BOYS $10.00 ticket July 5th HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS July 6th JULIO IGLESIAS July 7th JIMMY BUFFETT . Other concerts for the June 29-30 and July 2nd dates to be announced. Check with Ticketron. Lots of food and drink. Mostly burgers and such, but also a lot of ethnic food representing a wide variety of cultures and tastes. Also souvenir stands from many different cultures, for those of you who want to do something besides sit and listen to music all day. BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over the counter concession sales, check out and rental of recreation facilities/ equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling experience preferred, but not required. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS ' Involves set-up/tear down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION FOR FALL SEMESTER Students must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.00. Applications for student manager positions must have a minimun cumulative CPA of 2.50. SETUP-/TEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of c hairs, tables, etc., for dances, receptions, meetings, and special events. NO prior experience necessary, but applicants should be in good physicial condition. ApplleaHons available In Union. Room 209 The Parkslde Union is an equal opportunity emDlovor u/ and mln°rHlos are encouraged reside*^ SsssSS^8 r- "What is so "final" about finals? by Donald R. Andrewski I vie wed the fiist two weeks of May 1991 with a great deal of trepidation. Not only was 1 working close to sixty hours per week, I had to maintain the presence of mind to attend my classes in preparation for final exams. All of this, and stay awake to boot! One thing I have yet to figure out i s why do they refer to this period of time in the semester as "Finals"? What is so "final" about it when 1 have to come back next semester and do it all over again? This sounds like the oxymoron of a woman getting a "permanent" hairdo. If it is so "permanent", why does she have to go back once per month to have it redone? At any rate, I prepared for the finals like a man possessed. I wanted good grades and would stop at nothing (within reason) to get them. Still trying to acclimate to the concept of Daylight Savings Time, the sun arose far too early for my liking on 11 May. This was the Day of Reckoning for one of my major classes. That ever infamous four-letter profanity; MATH! Lack of sleep hampered me that fateful morning. I was subconsiously thankful that my car had power steering. I could then steer the car with one hand and hold at least one eye open with the other hand. I had given up on the traditional c up of coffee after a sudden turn cause d the steaming brew to splatter on the floor of my car. Fortunately, I had to swerve to the left to avoid ramming some chowderhead that cut in front of me, and the cup of coffee dutifully obeyed Newton's Law of Motion and flipped over into the passenger compartment. Had it been a "swerve right" situation, my lap would have been baptized with hot coffee, creating what I call the "napalm effect". I saw what a cup of THERE'S HOPE-WE CARE ' 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414-658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OPTIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RD. KENOSHA scalding coffee could do toh uman flesh, and I was thus relieved that it didn't spill on me. As it turned out, the spilled coffee was the highlightof my day. It was a portent of things to come. As usual, the day slid downhill from there. I arrived on campus one-half hour before showtime, and promptly found a parking space in the Union Lot. That alone should have been a clue but I, the Eternal Optimist, refused to think of this as a bad omen. I then made an interestingo bservation. An entire horde of people were moving toward Molinaro Hall, and there was no one heading toward the parking lot, as is usually the case. One way traffic. How odd. It reminded me of "Dante's Inferno" where an entire mass of humanity, reluctantly resigning themselves to their fate, trudged obediently along the Road to Perdition, never to return. This was the stuff that made a fortune for Steven King. A fatalistic atmosphere descended upon UW-Parkside. Iam certain that a great number of us viewed the analogy of Hell as an appropriate comparison to the task that lay before us. As I fell into step with the other lost souls, I grumbled about having to take a test on a Saturday morning and lose half a day's pay just to suffer like this. Why can't the Math finals be given during the normal class period like all other courses? Is the Math Department that sadistic that in addition to torturing us with the mental anxiety of mathematics they feel the need to play with our pocketbooks? Do they wish to remind us of the control they have over the future of our degrees, knowing that we cannot graduate without Math classes? I am consoled by the fact that the great astrophysicist Albert Einstein was lousy in Math. Einstein once remarked "Do not be discouraged at your difficulties with mathematics. I can assure you that mine are far greater." I felt in good company. Paraphrasing that old vaudeville schtick, "You've gotabrain like Einstein!", to which someone would reply: "Yeah, Einstein's dead!" I purchased a cup of vending machine coffee, again cursing the temperature of the brew at twenty million degrees Kelvin. I wondered why I couldn't get addicted to some other drink, like orange juice or milk. Like one of B. F. Skinner's rats, coins in the hand always trigger a conditioned response to purchase scalding hot coffee. Perhaps the association was subliminal. I was marching off to the Hell of Math Finals. Why not remind myself of this fact by carrying a cup of searing hot liquid? This, of course, produced a secondary effect Movement with such a concoction is severely restricted. Any attempt to hasten the step produces resonant waves in the liquid's surface, causing it to overflow its paper container and make contact with the human skin. (See? I did learn something from Physics 101! Physics taught me about resonant waves. Years of experience at carrying hot coffee apparently taught me nothing!) I arrived in the classroom with about a minute to spare. After making sure that my pencils were suffiendy sharp and my coffee was strategically placed within arms reach, I dove intod ie test, eager to begin lest I forget any important formulas. I scanned die test and, to my horror, discovered that it only had twenty questions. This means that each question would be proportionately more difficult. This reminds me of my karate class when the instructor announces that we will "only do one pushup"! The newbies express theira pproval with smiles while the rest of us know better. Those smiles quickly fade when they discover that this "one pushup" was to be held for several minutes with one's nose a mere inch from the floor. When the newbies would complain, the predictable reply was "What's the matter? It's 'ONLY ONE PUSHUP'!" The exam had its usual allotment of silly questions, such as the proverbial boat traveling upstream or downstream, with the current or against the current, and how fast does the boat go in still water? There was the piggy bank that had dimes and quarters: how many of each, like I can't look at them and tell the differece between a dime and a quarter! As a college student, coinage constitues the bulk of my liquid assets. There were quadratic equations and other fanciful exercises to be performed, all for the glory of forty percent of the course grade. All in all, I thought that I did okay. The storm was past, and I could now enjoy the summer vacation that lay ahead; all three weeks of it Summer semester is right around the corner. Summer semester. The "Evelyn Wood" version of college. Sixteen weeks of college level courses crammed into eight weeks "of living hell. At the end of .eight weeks, what then? You guessed it; more "finals". I think I'll go get a permanent! Residence Halt Association Creating Community FOR MORE INFORMATION: Stop by the Residence Life office in Apt 4C or call 553-2320. There's an IBM PS/2 made for every student body. Greengmss and blazing sun. Term papers and lab reports. The IBM PS/2 has what you need to get you through your work and into spring. It has preloaded software that'll let you create impressive papers, graphics and spreadsheets in no time. A mouse t0 o,eaS? f° USe*Great tools Iike a n°tepad, calendar and cardfile. Plus, it's expandable, so it can grow along with you. • Jhe !B^ ^ersonal System/2® has all this at a super student price and affordable loan payments with the IBM PS/2 Loan for Learning. And on a different note, you can transform your IBM PS/2 with Micro Channel® into an exciting music maker with the Roland® Desktop Music System. So get something that will help you get through your work and into the sun. After all, spring, like the IBM PS/2, was made for every student body. ATTENTION FRESHMEN! Save up to 40% on selected bundle packages. For more information contact: UW-Park side's Collegiate Rep. Craig Simpkins at: 1-800-866-4772 or (414) 694-1769. PC Dealers notice. ®IBM, PS/2. Personal Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 1b, June 17, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1991-06-17 Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Language A language of the resource English ken oberbruner linda draft orientation racewalking Summerfest wayne dannehl