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University 0' Wisconsin-Parkside
Vol. 1
e
t
No••
e
Burglaries
and
vandalism
plague housing students
by Amy H,
Ritter
News Editor
. Leonard Libbey, senior,
has
lived in the residence halls
for one year. Last November
his apartment was burglar:
!zed.
The thieves pried open a
front window (which was
closed but not locked), and
stole Libbey's
$350
television
set, a roommate's microwave
oven, a trash can and frozen
food
stored
in
the freezer.
Libbey said they apparenUy
exited through the side door.
The burglary took place on
a Saturday momIng between
3
and
6
a.m. Libbey was out
of
town,
but arrived back at
the apartment sometime
after
8
a.m. The two
room-
mates who were home. he
said, are heavy sleepers, and
die!not detect anything
ami..
until they awoke
to
find the
items missing.
"They're no professional
thieves." Libbey said,
"they're thieves of opportu-
nity."
Libbey doesn't expect that
the ttems
will
ever be reeov-
ered. During
hls
experiences
in the milltary pollce, he said
there was a very low average
recovery rate.
Besides several erratic
Incl.
dents, there have
been
two
main rashes of burglaries
in
the residence
halls
this
year,
according to Steve
E"'1n. dl-
rector of residence Ilfe. '1lle
first
rash
was in
October
1987.
tne
second,
about •
month ago.
"Steve
(E",1n)
Is
doing
everything he
can,"
Libbey
said, "the best job with the
resources .•
l
get the
Irnpree-
slon that there aren't
tunda
available to make the build-
ings
more secure."
Libbey said he's heard of a
dozen different burglaries
this
year. Stereos and
com-
pact •.•
have
been
taken.
"It
seems llke something
should be done." he saId.
Personally,
he
has
boUght
another televlsion
and micro-
wave to replace
those
stolen,
He
has
bolted the oven to the
refrig rator "1th
a cabl and
a blcycle loCk. H
Ioc
the
televi.a1on
In
h1a
~'T1
room
every Friday.
"VnW th~y get hit. the 're
apatheUc," he ald of
hoUaIng
re
den .
Gao
rally,
he
wd,
they
are younger,
1.8-21.
and
have
never
been
th vieum of
a
burglary.
(Llbbe
Ia .)
In
the
RIO
nt
of
l>IIrwlari •
Erwtn
d. there
" .... no
forced
ntry, floors
left unlocked ...
re
nl<'~
and
Il<'m. were
tak
n. '1ll
counti
Sheriff'.
~partm
t
Ia
hand1lng
om
incident.
Erwln.
"ho
came
to
Par!<·
.Ide
In
June
1887,
wd
th
way the
dorm .. re
de:lllrn<>d
make. them dtrrtcult to pro-
teet from l>IIrwlari
,be<:&w'"
they ha e
ou
tran
If
the
I
into a common
lobby.
thAt
c:ouJ.d
d
at
t,
nlly
be
made
more d1fncult.
of
housing
de
gn....
lIUll
at
Parkalde.
In
an effort to pre"""t
bur.
glari he
wd.
at
lItart
5eeSU..... ,...Z
.......
po10
n
~fmalntenaoce man
Bill
Gossett repairs light pole.
a tavor-
or
vanclalsto destroy,. .
Jackson's son brings campaign issues to students
by
DougMcEvoy.
~hsse
JacksonJr. appeared
Parksldeon Wednesday
~Ch 30)
to
discuss his fa-
Jr •
Campaigngoats, Jesse
..;,replacedJonathan Jack-
uJed';.ho
was
orlgtnally sched·
J
appear.
.cksongave a brief pre.
Uon
concerning some
of
IIle
~ore
pressing goals of
lhen
ackson campaign, and
ton
responded to questions
defi~~~lng
bUdget, defense,
Ilono'
foretgn relations,
lick
lOy,
and rumors of
"r:"s unelectablllty.
IIatedt and foremost,"
brIn
Jackson, "we've got to
bsCk
g
to
American business
IbIn
America. Most of the
.. ~yOU
see that say 'Made
U.8.cowan' were made. by
JacI'porations
in
Taiwan.
IIlere~n went on to say that
~ no longer such a
OInY. ~
~pecialtzed econ·
~
Ys economy is a
the
00economy, he'sald, and
10~ of U.S. corporations
dercUtibtworldnations ts un·
JaeksogAmerican labor.
lore
n stressed that be·
blade
~rporatlons can be
~ remain in the U.S.,
""'nlri
In
the third world
hlou~8
must improve.
rtaht
to
ve got to fight for the
foielgn
ratse, as a matter of
POllcy, the standard
of
living
in the third world, so
. that they' can have the right
to
vote or any of the Demo·
cratic ~rights that you and
I
share." explained Jackson.
"And by raising the stand-
ard of living tn these nations,
you reduce the incentives of
large (U.S.) corporations to
close plants at home and
move to the third world." .In-
centives that were, accordmg
to
Mr. Jackson, enco~~aged
by the Reagan a<;if!lmlstra-
tion's anti-labor pOSItIon.
Jackson felt that the three
main evils in the world, those
that prevent countries from
developing into democratic
soc,
'eties were malnutrItIon,
,
"Ulti-
illiteracy and hunger.
mately, the U.S. must have a
foreign policY that Is aggr~s,
slve tn changing the~~
P~~~:d
ular conditions in e
world" stated Jackson. .
It
i~ these conditions wJ;1.ich,
according to Jackson, ar~
the fertile sotl throughOU
which the seed of commu-
nism grows."
h of
"We don't envision rouc th
the crisis taking pl~ce e~ th:
world as being,~es~~ Jack-
East and West,
t the
son. Jackson bel~v~~~orld
pressing iss~e f underdevel-
today Is tha 0 .can not or
oped nations Wfh
O
d
or educat.
choose not to ee
ed their people.
Jesse
Jackson,
Jr.
Jackson was equally
firm
on matters of defense- and the
nuclear arms race. J8:
ckson
claimed that the milltary
budget Is too high and that
the entire nuclear arms race
and threat of war with the
soviets was fabricated.
"Maybe the nuclear arms
race is not the result of
Ea.s~:
West relations or discontent,
proposed Jackson. "but
maybe the nuclear anTISrace
Is a result of a few greedy
corporations whO profit tre·
mendously from playing on
American fears. ,. Jackson
ave examples of corpora·
tons seltlng totlet seats and
haInrners to our governxn
ent
for $300·$500·
Jackson claimed that under
the Reagan administration,
th U S Is currenUy involved
Isem';"~facturtng
goods
that
can not be sold,
ThiS,
Jackson
felt,
is
one of
the
major
eon-
tributors to our
lagging
econ·
omy.
Jackson gave
the exampl
of Reagan and
a
Japanese
leader each having
a
dream
back in
1980.
Both
m n
achieved that vision • '1lle
Japen ...
leader
"anted to be
the
number one
expomT
of
commercial
goods
to th
world."
expla1ned Ja son.
"He
achieved
that
d.ream
T
Reagan wanted to
be
th
number
one
exporter
or
arms
to
the
world. He achieved
that
dream.'"
Jackson then asked the
audience how man)' of th m
knew someone
who
0Vr'n
d a
VCR. He then asked
how
many knew someone
who
owned an MX miasUe. "The
point being," atated JacksOn•
"we're simply makinl what
ain't
nobocIybUying,"
JackSOn felt that by tumlng
OUT
economy around
to
the
point where we are making
the things people need, we
will stimulate exports and our
economy
to
the
point
where
we are no longer dependent
on Imported commercial
2 Thursday, April 7, 1988 Ranger
our view
Student involvement remains
important late in semester
As
the semester
winds
to
a close. many students may
think
that commitment
to
extracurricular activities is
something that should also wind to a close. Not so.
In-
volvement
in
clubs and organJ.zatlons now
will
make the
next school year even more rewarding for
all
Parkslde
students.
At this time of year, the clubs and organizations
are
looking for their leadershlp for next year.
Thls
Is an Ideal
Urne to take the plunge and gear up for fall.
As
students, we look for Inlernshlps for summer, espe-
cially
those
related to our fields of study. What better rec-
ommendation for an internship position
than
the practical
experience Parkslde's clubs can give?
Although
t1nala
are virtually
around the comer.
some
priority to exlracurrlcuJar activities can payoff In actual
cIollar
dlvldends
If
students
are
wUllng
to put forth the ef·
tort
and
get Involved.
.
Much
bas
been
accomplished
this
year. There
Is
sUll
plenty to
do.
Let's get started.
Campus minister shares
brother's moving speech
PatAer Norma'" 8chwaTtz~
the
campus minister at Park·
.vi"
aM
Cartilage OoUege,
d/scooered
a message written by
Demt/s
BaU. a _ ..aer brotAer
0/
na ..
BaU, a senior
i..
good
standing at Parkside,
who
was
IciUed
on
March
fJ
i..
a tra/rw
accident. Father Norm t1lought U
would
be appropriate
to
sAare this message wUh the Parkstde community. Dennis's
speech
/s
written here
i..
a.. abbr61Jiated form.
"By
now, most of
you know my brother. Dan. died
in
a car
accident and died while
driving
under the influence of alec-
hoI. Dan wasn't an alcoholic
but
had a
drinking problem __
the aa.me one that
many
of us have .•
and
that
is
that he
couldn't say
'no'
to
hls
friends when It came to drinking.
Most of
us
call
It peer preasure. Some of you might think he
was an adult In college.
"Dan's problem with alcohol started In hlgh school. I'm
really sorry that my brother had to dle before I realized how
Important the word
'no'
Is
and how Important
It
Is
to have
the guts to use It.
"I'm making a promise to Dan, to my family, but most
Importantiy to myself, to say 'no' to my friends when It
comes to drinldng and I hope that you
will
say 'no'. I know
that
it
won't
be
easy for some
of
us, but remember
that
a
real
friend won't encourage
you
to
drink.
Remember,
you
couIcI
be kllllng them.
"I've got to believe that Dan's death
will
not have been a
total loss ... because my family and I have committed to one
another that we
will
never again give In to peer pressure.
"Hta
death
will
not have been a total loss
If
It
causes all of
us to
think
seriously about saying 'no' to peer pressure ...
and have
the
courage not to
drink."
In
memory
of
Dan
Hall
by
his
brother,
Dennis.
Campus Ambassadors
give good tours
Jenny Carr
Editor
KallyMcKissick
News Editor
AmyH. Rilter
News Editor
TerriDeRosier
Feature Editor
Housing director addresses problem
Burglaries trom page 1
of every year, house meetings
are called by the Resident
Advisors.
Erwin
and Steve
McLaughlin, dJrector of Stu-
dent Life, also attended to
discuss a wide variety of
issues,
Including
safety and
security.
They advise
students
to
lock apartments and
carry
keys. "While we all want to
be part of a community, you
can't always trust every.
body,"
Erwin
stated.
Erwin
said lock protectors--
metal latch guards--were
in-
stalled on all
85
doors In the
complex last December, at
a
cost of
$400
or
$500.
Thls was
to circumvent credJt card
entry.
Doug Wlelgat, assistant dl.
rector
of
campus police,
said
that voluntary programs on
preventative measures have
not been successful
In
the
past. Last year, a program on
operation identification was
attended by only one person.
Wlelgat said he hopes to set
up mandatory meetings duro
Ing orientation next year be-
cause housing residents are
not concerned enough
to
at-
tend anything voluntarily.
Of vandalism. Wlelgat said
"It
happens, but I don't con:
sider
it
to be a major prob-
lem at the dorms." Occasion.
ally, he said, a light post Is
broken. There have been one
or two incidents of a
wind-
shleld being smashed In the
parking lot.
Erwin said vandalism
prob-
lems here come and go.
According
,to
national reo
search on resident hall van-
dalism. "a large percentage
Is attributed to
alcohol-relat-
ed incidents," he said.
Usually
It
Is lights and win.
dows that
are
broken,
he
said, echoelng Wlelgal.
The
apartment windows
in
the
dorms, Erwin sald,
are dou.
ble paned and insulated.
Replacing a broken
window
costs
$85
to
$70. A
single
pane
of
stairwell glass
nms over
$70.
Light fixtures
can
cost
$60
or
$70
upwards
to
$200
de-
pending on which
part
Is
. broken, Erwin said.
Letter expresses
idea
To the Editor:
. The tragic death of Dan Hall has touched us all and
calls
for a fitting response that will address the brutal pricede·
manded for Immature and senseless actions.
Respectively. I suggest that the Parkslde Art Department
fashion a monument of elnptles
to
be erected In the dorm
area
for
present and future classes
to
view, ponder,
and un·
derstand the message. The empties would reflect the empty
promise of over-indulgence
and
the emptiness
of a career
cut short and of a family devastated by the loss of a loved
one.
. Perhaps, just perhaps, a message of moderation and
good
IUdgment will speak out from the monument of empties and
Influence others to fll1 their promise and their dreams.
Perhaps a fitting dedJcation would be' .
"DedJcated to a friend; In life a co;"'panlon, In death
a
teacher."
SlDcerely,
WIIllam
E. 8ugb"',
Jr.
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March 10, 1988 University off Wlsconsin-Parkside Vol. 16, No.
Students complain
And the cage comes tumbling down
by Kelly McKissick
News Editor
Don't look for the "cage" at
the next PAB dance. It won't
be there. An Alcohol Awareness
Subcommittee formed
from the Parkside Union Advisory
Board (PUAB) met
last week to find alternatives
for segregated drinking at
dances.
The subcommittee, consisting
of Diane Welsh, Jay
Lewandowski, Len Cabaltera,
Tim Grygera, Sue Bostetter,
Mike Menzhuber and Kelly
McKissick, decided that effective
segregation of drinkers
and non-drinkers could be
obtained at dances without
the cage.
The cage was an experiment
where alcoholic beverages
were sold inside of a
partitioned-off section of the
Union Square. Those of legal
drinking age were given colored
wristbands at the entrance
to the dance, and were
the only ones allowed inside
the partition. Security officers
were stationed at the entrances
to the cage to check
The PAB cage could be stored permanently.
wristbands.
The subcommittee was
formed in response to student
concerns about the cage. It
was decided that by re-emphasizing
old drinking procedures
and implementing
some new ones, the cage
could be eliminated at future
dances.
P1
to PUAB at its March 9 meeting;
if it is passed it will be
sent to administration for approval.
If it is approved, it is
hoped to implemented as policy
for PAB's next dance on
March 25.
Diane Welsh, coordinator of
Student Activities, commented
on the removal of the
cage. "I think it's good that
the cage is coming down because
it encourages more interaction
between students.
They won't be segregated any
more.
"In terms of getting tougher
on students, these stated
rules have been the law for
quite awhile at Parkside. We
want to emphasize to students
the consequences of underage
drinking and providing alcohol
for a minor," she said.
The proposal contained the
following points for dances in
attendance of 150-450 students:
There will be four officers
on duty at the dance.
There should be no more than
two student security officers
on duty at the dance. One
officer, preferably a student,
will be located at the entrance
to the dance. Two officers
will roam throughout the
dance, and one non-student
officer will remain at the bar.
Wristbands will be placed
on the left hand of those who
are of legal drinking age at
the entrance to the dance.
Minors will be stamped on
the left hand. Bartenders will
serve only one beer per person.
Clear cups will be used
for all beverages at all times.
Signs will be located at the
door, behind the bar and at
the ticket window warning of
the consequences of illegal
passing or possession of alcohol.
Officers will eject any
violators from the dance. All
violators will be reported to
the campus discipline officer
and/or will be issued a citation.
The proposal contained the
following points for dances in
attendance of 150 students or
fewer: There will be two officers
on duty. Bartenders will
card everyone wishing to purchase
alcohol. Clear cups will
be used for all beverages at
all times. Bartenders will
serve only one beer per person.
Jay Lewandowski, PUAB
representative for Parkside
Adult Student Alliance said
"I'm glad to see any barriers
go down between students.
The more we can be together,
the more enjoyable all the activities
are going to be.
Master of Public Administration program
considered the best in the state by director
by Kelly McKissick
News Editor
Students in the Master of
Public Administration (MPA)
program, graduate study,
need not worry about the program
being phased out. According
to Chancellor Sheila
Kaplan, "rumor mongers"
have spread the word that the
program is being discontinued.
"My concern is that that is
simply not the case," she
said. She met with about 30
students last week who were
involved in the program and
had concerns about its future.
"I told them that we had no
plans to close the program
down. In fact, we would like
to see what we can do to revive
the program, certainly
In terms of enrollment."
The program is primarily
designed for students who
want to be professionals in
government or social services,
basically in the nonprofit
area, Kaplan said. "We
have graduates who work for
the city, county or state government,
and we've placed
people in Washington, D.C.,"
she stated.
Many MPA students have
graduated from college 3-5
years ago, and enter the program
seeking promotions.
from their current place of
employment.
The program is one of four
in the state, and has been in
existence at Parkside for approximately
seven years.
Madison, Oshkosh and Milwaukee
also have MPA programs.
"Enrollments have been
going down over the last couple
of years, and we do need
to find new strategies for getting
the word out about the
program and recruiting new
students for it," Kaplan said.
Professor Bill Murin, MPA
program director, felt that
Parkside's program is very
successful. "I think we can
demonstate rather effectively
that we are the best MPA
program in the state," he
said. "If you look at what our
graduates are doing, you'll
see that we have a 100 percentplacement
record for students
entering the program
directly after acquiring degrees."
• "We have to look at a new
organizatiohal structure for
the program," Kaplan explained.
Murin will be vacating
his position as director at
the end of this school year.
Kaplan felt that the combinaion
of declining enrollment
and Murin's leaving the director
position may have
started the rumors.
"But the key thing is that
we have every intention of
making the program a go and
putting the appropriate structure
in place to support it,"
she said. "The intent is to
support the program and possibly
expand it, not phase it
out."
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UW-M student in hot water page 2
Anti-racism rally page S
Spring Break plans page 6
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UW-M wants to expand outward
nifnLhIitU)fEE"An ambitious, long-range development
Sia?0?? ^e,en u,nveUed by UW-MilWaukee officials, reports
the Milwaukee Sentinel.
It deserves fair and favorable consideration by UW System
regents, legislators and the State Building Commission.
C1?ff0rd V' Smith Jr' understandably
Is critical of past neglect of the need of the Milwaukee
campus and correctly asserts that "on the basis of need,
Milwaukee ought to be first in line."
warcf land"locked camPus has few places to expand out-
Turn in surveys to
vote on activity hour
All Parkside students
have, or will receive a letter
regarding the activity hour,
which is the period from 1-2
p.m. Monday, Wednesday and
Friday that classes are not
held so that clubs can meet,
and activities and lectures
can be held.
Students are asked to fill
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out a brief survey, the results
of which will be considered
by the Faculty Senate, who
recently referred a proposal
to eliminate the activity hour
to committee.
Surveys will be collected in
the Molinaro concourse near
the voting booths (for PSGA
elections) March 9 and 10.
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by Amy H. Hitter
News Editor
The UW-Milwaukee Student
Appeals Committee on Feb.
16 received a proposed recall
petition in an attempt to oust
current UW-M Student Association
President Harold W.
Annen, Jr., reported the
UWM Times.
UW-M and Parkside student
governments recently
established a sister-school
relationship.
The petition was filed by
Ronald W. Hendree, editor of
a competing campus newspaper.
According to Hendree,
the issues raised in a recent
Invictus editorial criticizing
Annen were reflective of his
views on the problems regarding
the Annen administration.
In part, the editorial said,
"To say that Annen has
proven himself an inept leader
is not sufficient to justify
his recall. Indeed, our mission
is to demonstrate to you,
the student, the underlying
factors that make his
ineptness so detrimental to
your interests."
Among the allegations,
Hendree accused Annen of
personalizing the office of SA
president, of "precipitating
an environment with SA that
is hostile to the image and interests
of black students,"
and of misappropriating $950
Harold W. Annen, Jr.
in student funds.
Annen told the Times that
there is no basis for the petition,
but said that Hendree
has the right to act as he sees
"My policies, my positions,
my work have not been challenged,"
he said. "I encourage
Hendree to bring the petition
to the students because I
feel they have the support of
the student body.
"There is no substantiation
fSJL charges," Annen said.
'They are an amusing sidelight
to UWM policies that I
have tried to avoid."
Hendree told the Times he
stood by his actions and
claimed there would be no
problem scheduling the recall
election.
Parkside Student Government
Association (PSGA)
President Alex Pettit has
worked with Annen on a sister
school level and at United
Council.
"As a president representing
his campus, at the levels
I've dealt with him-at United
Council and as a sister
school-it's been beneficial for
me to work with Annen," Pettit
said.
"But, I can't condone or
overlook those charges. The
misappropriation of monies is
the most serious of the allegations.
He's been accused of
using his office as a political
springboard, on down to
being an ineffective leader,
but the most serious charge is
the misappropriation.
"I don't know about the
money he's allegedly pilfered."
Pettit said he has not
directly asked Annen whether
the allegation is true, but
Annen has not commented either
way.
Hendree reportedly had 250
signatures last Thursday of
the 500 needed (of students
who voted in the previous
election) to oust Annen. A
clear majority in an election
is also needed, Pettit said.
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Lewandowski, Pettit anticipate new positions by Amy H. Hitter
News Editor
After an uncontested race
for PSGA president and vice
president, Jay Lewandowski
and Ross Pettit are jumping
into their administrative positions
with enthusiasm.
The team plans to run
Parkside Student Government
Association with a project-
oriented emphasis. Neither
are new to the organization:
President-elect Lewandowski
is currently a PSGA
senator, and Vice-presidentelect
Pettit is presently PSGA
Chief Justice.
* see a °* things around
this school that need to be
done, and I want to do them,
said Lewandowski, explaining
his reasons for running. "I
think I'm capable of d oing the
job, and willing, and ready to
go"
"I'm looking for ways I can
improve the campus," said
Pettit. "Student government
is not about government: it's
about students. We're here to
improve the quality of life on
this campus. That's what Jay
and I hope to accomplish in
our term."
Lewandowski outlined three
immediate goals: to get more
corporate sponsorship of
events on campus, to eliminate
some of the parking
problems, and to work with
the newly formed radio station.
"The main thing I want to
work on is getting more corporate
sponsorship of events,
so we can put on better
events for less student
money," he explained. "I
think that would draw more
people, and get rid of some of
the apathy we have on
campus. I want people to be
proud of Parkside because
things are going to be better
around here."
Corporate sponsorship
would entail a corporation
such as Coke or Pepsi funding
a campus event in exchange
for the opportunity to give
away promotional gifts and
advertise on campus. Large
corporations have large advertising
budgets, Lewandowski
said, "and we can utilize
that for their benefit and
ours."
Lewandowski's concern
with parking problems at
Parkside was triggered by
students who have approached
him on the subject.
"A lot of people have brought
up parking problems to me,"
he said. "So I want to look
into that and see if there's
anything we can do.
"I sat on the Parking Appeals
Committee, so I know
there are a lot of problems."
Another lot will not be added
until all Jots are utilized almost
all the time, he explained.
So his option are to
evaluate sales of parking permits,
and perhaps encourage
Johnson takes over
business classes for a day
Senior executives from S.C.
Johnson & Son, Inc., will take
over the teaching of business
classes at Parkside on Management
Day, Friday, March
25.
Under the program, being
held for the fourth time here,
corporate lecturers conduct
all classes for a day in the
major fields of business
study. Previous corporate
hosts have included the
Weyerhauser Company, J.I.
Case Co., and the former
American Motors Corp.
The annual Managers' Dinner,
now in its ninth year,
also has been scheduled for
March 25 as the capstone
event in the day's programming.
The dinner, sponsoredby
the Business Division and
student business organizations,
is attended by professionals
from all areas of business
as well as by business
faculty and students.
Participation in Management
Day programs is limited
to students in business and
related fields. Information on
attending the Managers' Dinner
can be obtained by contacting
the Business Division
office, Molinaro 344, extension
2243.
Barry P. Harris, a Johnson
Wax vice president who is director
of marketing for Corporate
New Products and
Technologies, will keynote the
opening general session of
Management Day at 10 a.m.
Harris also will be the featured
speaker at the Managers'
Dinner where he will
discuss entrepreneurship as it
is practiced at Johnson Wax.
Named a vice president in
1984, Harris has been involved
in a broad range of
marketing activity in the
United States and abroad
since joining the firm in 1964.
Following the opening session
of Management Day, six
concurrent topical sessions
will be held from 10:30 to
noon, then repeated from 1:30
*°_3 P i*}- A concluding gener-
See management page 4
stricter enforcement of parking
regulations and stiffer
fines.
The radio station is another
of Lewandowski's top priorities.
"I think that's very important.
I think that can help
with recruitment and retention
of a lot of students. And
the more students we have,
the better Parkside will be
for everybody."
In describing his plans for a
project-oriented administration,
Pettit cited corporate
sponsorship, a book exchange,
establishment of a
Minority Action Council, and
creation of a Union Policy
Board.
The book exchange will be
run with the mistakes of previous
attempts kept in mind.
"It was a complete flop the
last time around because of
the way it was run," Pettit
said. This time, PSGA will
not serve as a middle-man,
only as communication between
sellers and buyers. Individuals
wishing to sell
books will fill out a card indicating
course, condition of
book, and price asked, and
the information will be filed
in a computerized book list.
"Alex (Pettit, outgoing
PSGA president) didn't have
the time or the patience to
run with something like this,"
said Ross Pettit. "He gave
me the project. I wrote a program
for it that was done in
December. I want it really
badly, so I'm going to follow
through with it."
Another project Pettit is
continuing from the previous
administration is establishing
the Minority Action Council
(MAC). In November 1987,
Alex Pettit conceived the
idea.
"Every campus had sponsored
an open hearing on minority
retention and involvement
on campus," said Ross
Pettit. "It appeared to us-it
appeared to me-to be a. big
show by the Board of Regents.
And that greatly disturbs
me. Whether it was or
not, I don't know, but no follow-
up has been done on it."
Alex Pettit's plans for the
MAC were rejected by the administration,
so Ross Pettit
hopes to set up the MAC as
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an all-student committee.
"It will address student
needs," he said, "but it will
critique the administration,
and be an advisory board to
the administration in the formulation
and review of policies
concerning minority retention
and involvement."
State merger law, 36.09(5),
gives students "the primary
responsibility for formulation
and review of policy concerning
student life, services and
interests," Pettit said, which
gives students the right to
make policy decisions about
the Union.
"The Union is student life,
services and interests on this
campus," he said. "That's
our building," (it is funded
primarily with student
monies.)
Pettit's plans to establish a
Union Policy Board (UPB)
which would supersede the
Union Advisory Board (UAB)
have not, he said, been wellreceived
by UAB's current
members.
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Murin in on planning for Kenosha marina
by Denise Furuglyas
One of Parkside's Political
Science professors, William
Murin, has temporarily
joined the team that is planning
to build a marina in
Kenosha.
Murin got involved in the
project when Kenosha's County
Executive, the director of
the Kenosha Area Development
Corporation and a couple
of Kenosha aldermen
asked Chancellor Sheila Kaplan
if Murin would be available
to assist in a couple of
different projects.
The one that particularly
interested him, and in which
he had the most expertise,
was the Kenosha marina William Murin
project. An agreement was
reached whereby Murin will
spend the next four months
planning this project, and, if
he is needed beyond that
time, he will be retained longer.
Murin said he will be involved
in a little bit of everything.
Over the next four or
five months he will be involved
with planning stages
of the marina, reviewing
credentials of architectural
firms, engineering firms, and
consultants. There is also a
lot of foundation work that
needs to be done before construction
will actually begin.
As Parkside's principal representative
in Kenosha's
Focus 2000 project, Murin
was involved in virtually
every meeting.
Murin authored the final report
covering a major meeting
held last March. He was
also involved in the community
survey that was taken.
Another qualification is
Murin's involvement in the
planning of the Racine harbor.
Murin believes that
Kenosha may face the same
problem Racine did - planning
takes so long that citizens
harbor doubts that the
project exists.
"It will be a good year before
anybody sees any physical
construction in the project,"
Murin said.
Murin will be staying on at
Parkside while handling administrative
duties for the
School structures focus of conference by Betty Bullens
How do children learn?
What do we want them to
learn and how can we accurately
assess what they have
learned?
These were some of the
questions discussed at the
Wingspread conference sponsored
by the North Dakota
Study Group and the Johnson
Foundation entitled "Evaluation
Choice, and New Organizational
Structures for
Schools."
Research has generated an
interest in the application of
skills and knowledge as tools
for creative problem solving.
Yet, standardized tests, as
they currently exist, focus on
the notion of only one right
answer or only one correct
approach to problems. Their
multiple-choice format discourages
active learning and
creative approaches to problem
solving.
Although testing is a political
reality, the North Dakota
Study Group felt that standardized
tests should be put
into perspective. Rather than
being used to compare children
and programs it should
only be another piece of information
to assist teachers in
helping children to learn.
Other assessment methods
were identified. Conferences
with the students and their
parents, videotapes of students
in the classroom for
later analysis, maintenance
of a portfolio of the student's
best work, and parent questionaires
reflecting on what
children do in school, were
some alternatives.
By using a variety of assessment
strategies, teachers
are better able to evaluate
their effectiveness and, at the
same time, more accurately
measure a child's progress in
learning.
The North Dakota Study
Group is a national group of
educators and scholars who
have been meeting for the
past 19 years to examine a
wide range of public educational
issues.
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"The crisis we face seems
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we have tp provide. We have
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marina project.
In his opinion this is going
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the city as well as the county
of Kenosha, and is essential
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Management from page 3
al session will be held from 3:
30 to 4:30 p.m. The Managers'
Dinner will begin at 6 p.m.,
preceded by a social hour at 5
p.m.
Topical sessions and the
Johnson Wax Corporate Lecturers
who will conduct them
are:
Consumer Marketing-.
Steven C. Lieberman, New
Product Manager, Skin Care.
Commerical Products Marketing-
Michael E. Naumann,
Marketing Associate, Home
Care Business.
Accounting/Financial Management-
David J. Anderson,
Director of Corporate Financial
Analysis.
Manufacturing and Quality-
-Warren A. Icke, Manufacturing
Director, Innochem.
Information Systems/Data
Processing-Thomas H. Hughbanks,
Director of Information
Systems, Corporate.
Human Resources-Robert
J. Summers, Director,
Human Resources Services.
International Business
(general session)-Frank W.
Bryant, Director of Business
Development and Marketing
Services, International Consumer
Products.
Management Day is being
coordinated by Rodger L.
DeRose, Business Manager at
Johnson Wax, and Prof. Arthur
L. Dudycha, head of the
Division of Business and Administrative
Science. DeRose
is president of the Parkside
Alumni Association and a
member of the Parkside Benevolent
Foundation.
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Students attend UW-Milwaukee anti-racism rally
by Ross Pettit
"What is going on in this
country?!" was the cry of
United Council Minority Affairs
Director Donald Parker
at the "Students in Solidarity
Against Racism" rally held
at the UW-Milwaukee Union
Mall on Monday.
"We have advanced since
the time of the 60's. Twenty
years later we're still fighting
for what our parents were
fighting for," Parker said.
Approximately 250 students,
faculty and administration
members gathered to
voice their disgust about the
recent racial incidents at
Marquette University and at
UW-M, which included the
beating of two black students
and the circulation of racist
materials. Students from Parkside, Oshkosh, Marquette and Milwaukee campuses
supported anti-racism speeches.
The audience consisted
largely of UW-M students, but
there were also representatives
present from Parkside,
UW-Oshkosh, and Marquette
University.
Jim Smith, legislative affairs
director for United
Council, who acted as master
of ceremonies for the rally,
referred to legislation currently
in a sub-committee of
the State Senate that would
strip funds from any state
funded agency that act racially-
According to Smith, this bill
could be easily approved by
the State Legislature, but the
sub-committee is procrastinating.
"This is the most ugly and
abhorred thing that can
occur. Racism and hatred
have no place in a mature
society," exclaimed John
Quigley, student body president
of Marquette University.
Other speakers addressing
the crowd included Scott
Allen and Laura Tetzlaff, atlarge
students at UW-M, and
Harold Annen, president of
the Milwaukee Student Association.
Parker emphasized the
point that rallies are important,
but action is what is
needed.
"I'm tired of speaking at
rallies," he said. "We're
going to ask for a faculty
committee to improve things
for minorities."
Parker concluded the rally
by saying, "Let's not be here
in 1998 for a rally against racism.
Let's deal with this problem
now."
Chrysler symposium: community must pull together
by Doug McEvoy
At a symposium held
Friday in the Union Theater
concerning the closing of the
Kenosha Chrysler plant, panelists
agreed that employees
of the plant and the community
must pull together and
take action before the plant is
actually closed.
The purpose of the symposium
was to suggest ways for
the community to cope with
the chaos caused by the closing.
Panelists included Art Shy,
Director of Education, United
Auto Workers (UAW), Solidarity
House, Detroit; Louis
Ferman, professor and research
director, University of
Michigan Institute of Industrial
Relations; James Francek,
President of Watershed
Inc., and Charles Narny, professor
of Social and Industrial
relations at Rutgers University.
The panelists discussed programs
aimed at helping the
worker faced with unemployment,
and his family, to better
deal with the stress and
hard times ahead.
"If you can take a person in
pain and help that person understand
what that pain
means to them," explained
Francek, "they can then
grow very fast."
"The program we are on
top of," said Shy, "is working
with people and bringing all
of our resources together to
get the community charged
up-and sometimes they help
to charge us up. We will be
bringing in all the resources
available to us to aid people
in education, counseling, assessment,
job service, how to
have a successful interview,
how to complete a resume,
and how to really assess a
person's skills."
Participants share the general
feeling that the plant has
an obligation to help financially
support these programs.
"We now have to ask the
The four symposium panelists discuss the impact of the Chrysler
closing.
creases, so do the national
statistics of suicide, homicide,
deaths, cirrhosis of the
liver due to alcoholism and
more. "I would submit to
those economists that death is
not a temporary inconvenience,"
Ferman said.
The UAW, according to
Shy, has been able to set up
successful job search programs
in Milwaukee, but
workers often take a significant
cut in wages and benefits.
Ferman and Francek both
gave detailed presentations
concerning the stress patterns
of the workers involved.
"The most stressful time for
a worker may come after the
announcement itself rather
than after the shut down," explained
Ferman.
"The loss of a job is the
loss of a social structure that
for many may have been the
most critical structure in
their lives," added Francek.
"It is a loss of identity. What
it comes down to is that a
shut-down is like the breaking
of a family, because that's
what it is, a family. You can
see all of the grief and stress
you see in a family that is
breaking up, but maximized
by thousands of people in a
grieving pattern."
The time to act is now, or
as Narny said, "The important
date for the communities
is not September first, but
See symposium page 4
company to compensate, not
just the worker, but the community
for the chaos it has
created within it," said Ferman.
"Many economists
would say that shut-downs
are a temporary inconven- •
ience at the expense of a few
(those who do not find work
after the closing) for the
greater good," However,
when unemployment inHelp
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Students and staff make Spring Break plans
by Terr! DeRosier
Feature Editor
Spring Break! There is
something magical about
those words. For some, they
conjure up visions of hot,
sandy beaches, skimpy bathing
suits, volleyball games,
and cool, tropical drinks.
For others, Spring Break is
the last chance to get in some
cross-country or downhill
skiing. It's the last chance to
snuggle with a friend on a
bearskin rug in front of a hot,
crackling fire and sip hot
chocolate laced with peppermint
schnapps.
For all students, it's the
chance to get away from the
routine of classes. And for
those who stay in the area,
it's a time to dream of the
places they would like to be.
Out of curiosity, this reporter
decided to find out
what plans students and staff
at Parkside have made for
Spring Break.
Denny Dohms, Sophomore:
"I'm drinking a different
case of import beer everyday
during Spring Break."
Joel Bumgarner, Junior:
"I'm going to keep G. Heileman
in business."
Doc Mallory, Senior:
"Drink a lot of beer, write a
play, drink more beer and
rock the house."
Dave Peterson, Junior:
"I'm going to the Minneapolis
crib to get busy and bubbly
and have the eight ball rolling."
Brandon Liebrecht, Freshman:
"Pool, Xenophobe and
12-packin' it."
Jim Voss, Sophomore: "I'm
going to Milwaukee to try to
see this girl I met there."
G. Gary Grace, (Inhabitant
of the Ivory Tower): "I'm
going to celebrate my birthday
on the 14th, and work on
my plan of world peace to be
implemented throughout the
year."
Art Mandelin, Freshman:
"I'm going home to Milwaukee
to do as little as possible."
Jens J. Hansen, Freshman:
"I'm staying here and hoping
for a nice, beautiful new romance
with..."
Diane Welsh, Coord. Student
Activities: "I'm going to
coordinate the Very Special
Arts Fair. For excitement,
I'm going to Marinette for the
weekend."
Rathe Thompson, Senior:
"I'm going to get laid by fat
chicks in Florida."
Vince Borleske, Freshman:
"I'm going to Daytona, and
I'm doing whatever Rathe is
doing."
Alex Pettit, Senior: "Shooting
pool, catching up on my
studies and transferring my
power."
Scott Peterson, Senior:
"Develop courage and surprise
Jenny Carr!"
Rick Luehr, Senior: "I'm
going to New York to the top
of the Empire State Building.
I'm going to push Robb off,
head first, onto a penny to see
if the penny splits in half."
Lynn Pagliaro, Freshman:
"I'm going to the Bahamas to
get "
Dan Perrault, Freshman:
"I'm going to be working
long, hard hours to give students
a radio station—then
I'll get laid."
Ross Pettit, Freshman:
"That's the week after
campus elections-I'll have
the hangover from hell."
Skelly Warren, Assoc. Professor,
Dramatic Arts: "I'll
design a show. I'm also working
on the Very Special Arts
Festival, and I'll be redecorating
my house for my wife
who loves me."
Jon Hearron, Freshman:
"I'm getting drunk and
wrecking shit."
Norm Delaney, Freshman:
"I'm going to travel around
the world in five days-swimming!"
Jenny Carr, Senior: "I'm
going to the 'Daytona of the
North' to be with Dave! "
Robb Luehr, Senior: "I'll
be in New York spending
money, seeing plays and
avoiding vagrants."
Dave McEvoy, Senior:
"Frollicking in the woods
with many...."
Amy Ritter, Senior: "I'm
going to be one of Dave's
many."
Maria Rintz, Graduate:
"I'm going to take a long, extensive
exotic excursion in
my mind-I can't afford it in
the flesh."
Corey Anton, Freshman:
"Instead of going south of the
border, I'm investing in textiles
of warmer climates."
Joe Tirabassi, Freshman:
"I'm going to Daytona and
I'm staying at the Texan
Hotel."
Scott Carter,
"Going home."
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Ed Polaski, Freshman: "I
don't want to be held liable."
Ivan Ireland, Junior: "I'm
going to the South Padre Islands
to them how Wisconsin
can party."
Jeff Reikowski, Junior:
"I'm going home to get
drunk-then I'm going to Indiana."
Julie Slaats, Junior: "I'm
going to get my wisdom teeth
pulled."
Rocky Donovan, Senior:
"I'm going to Daytona to get
drunk, stupid and laid."
Laura Kauffman, Junior:
"I'm going with Rocky. (Just
kidding, Jack! )"
Kristen Alioto, Sophomore:
"Fresh-water fishing."
Lorri Deblieck, Freshman:
"I'm going 'ROACH' hunting."
Dale Hall, Sophomore:
"I'm going back to Hartford
to get drunk-I'd like to get
laid, but..."
Tim Lorman, Student Activities/
Rec Center Manager:
"I'm going scuba diving in
the Keys with my scuba
class, and I'm going to work
on getting my sight back."
Doug Londo, Junior: "I'm
going to Indiana to get the job
done."
Don Keller, New Baseball
recruit: I'm going to San
Diego to party."
Don Grubor, Junior: "I'm
working to make up for all
the Spring Breaks I went on
before."
Steve McLaughlin, Director
of Student Life: "I'm working
during the week, then on
Friday I'm going to Chicago
just to play-I heard it's going
to be much warmer down
South."
Cindy Wirtz, Auxiliary
Services Business Manager:
"I'm going to teach at the
Very Special Arts Festival
and go to tons of beach
parties all week long."
Larry DeRosier, Junior:
"I'm going to Canada to get
some 'tang'-I won't get
caught there."
Kelly McKissick, Sophomore:
"I'm going to kidnap
Boneman and run off to the
'Daytona of the North* and
have Jenny marry us."
Jim Maastrict, Junior:
"Maybe I'll talk to Terri."
Tferri DeRosier, Junior:
"Maybe I'll think about listening
to Jim."
Steve Picazo, Senior:
"Pork the Pook and party
until I puke."
Brian Bachar, Sophomore:
"I'm going to spend a few
days in Milwaukee drinking
my brains out. Then I'm
going to put sand and a Mr.
Turtle pool in my bedroom
and hang out."
Michelle Berry, Freshman:
"A friend and I are getting
some men and some alcohol
and going to a cabin up
north."
Tracey Vollman, Freshman:
"I'm working in the
housing office. Isn't that wonderful?"
Lisa Iovine, Senior: "I'm
not doing anything."
Henry Pype, Freshman:
"I'm going to Canada to get
some Canadian 'tang'!"
Marie Bayer, Senior: "...
getting drunk, sleeping it off-
-repeating the cycle."
Rich Borkowski, Senior:
"Spending time traveling,
reveling and eating."
Don Lipke, Senior: "I'm
going to the Mustang Ranchfree
of charge because I'm a
rock star."
Cathy White, Junior: "Find
the meaning of life through
sex, drugs and rock and roll."
Jay Lewandowski, Freshman:
"I don't know now, and
I probably won't remember
later."
Mike Rohl, Senior: "I will
carry on my intensive training
for the Olympic trials."
Library to hold book sale
The Friends of the Parkside
Library will hold a book
sale on March 15 (6-8 p.m.)
16 and 17 (8 a.m.-4:30 p.m.)
outside the entrance to the Library/
Learning Center on
Level 1.
Approximately 5,000 books
covering a variety of subjects
will be included. Most hardcover
books will sell for $.50
and paperbacks for $.10.
These books consist of duplicates,
discards, and gift
items which are not needed
for the library collection, according
to Linda Piele, Acting
Director of the Library/
Learning Center.
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Ranger Thursday, March 10,1988 7
As Doc sees it
Union could use more soul
Union jukebox needs wider variety
by Doc Mallory
It's no secret that the one
place you can find me is the
Union. This year, more than
ever, I have been hanging out
in the Union for some relaxation
between classes.
When you first walk in you
can see my posse of friends
and I sharing a laugh or some
deep conversation. My
friends enjoy the very limited
menu of meals offered, as I
gulp down a large and over- #
priced Old Style.
My friends and I discuss
many topics of interest: the
very impersonal relationships
between black students; how
successful the "Black and
White Extavaganza" should
have been; convincing each
other that the "B.S." in
B.S.O. stands for Black Student;
and the lack of quality
black belchers at the Winter
Carnival. Sometimes other
black students hang out in the
Union. I heard a conversation
between three such students.
Student A: (a little upset)
Damn! How long does it take
to make a hot dog?
Student B: (shaking his
head) If they take this long
on your order, I know it'll
take longer for mine.
Student A: I got a class in
twenty minutes.
Student B: What class?
Student A: English Composition.
Student B: Trying to get
through that reading comp.,
huh?
Student A: Word! I got to
pass it this semester.
Student B: I heard it's
pretty rough. I know a girl
who failed it.
Student A: That ain't s-t! I
know a brother whose GPA
was 2.9, and because of those
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(Enter Student C from the
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greetings.)
Student C: (surprised)
Man, have you ever checked
out that box?
Student B: It's pretty bad.
Student C: Bad? This s--t is
ridiculous!
Student A: They ain't got a
damn thing for brothers to
listen to.
Student C: When they be
buggin' like that that's when I
can tell they don't want any
brothers in here (the other
fellas laugh). I'm serious! If
you look at that jukebox,
there's not one cut there that
will make a black person stay
longer than they have to.
Student B: Somebody
should really say something
about this s-t. I mean...we
pay tuition here too.
And so it goes.
When I check out the jukebox,
I started to remember
the music that used to come
out of it. Back in 1983, it was
a no-no to not have at least
two records off the "Thriller"
album available for selection.
Other artists, like Stevie
Wonder and Whitney Houston,
and groups such as
Cameo and Kool and the
Gang managed to have their
music included on the Parkside
jukebox list. I know
some students can remember
walking in the Union and
hearing Prince singing
"Erotic City".
You know...it's funny because
I can remember complaining
about out-dated
music back then.
What do you know?
by Terri DeRosier
Feature Editor
Test your knowledge, try your luck. The Ranger will
now offer a trivia test every week, to see how well Parkside
students, faculty and staff will fare. Good Luck!
1.) How many only children have become President of the
U.S.?
2.) What's the most common form of mutilation?
3.) Which group was Janis Joplin associated with in 1966?
4.) Which Beatle composition did Frank Sinatra say was
one of the greatest love songs ever written?
5.) How many layers await the lucky chomper of a Big
Mac?
6.) What Disney hero's motto is: "Be sure you're rightthen
go ahead?
7.) Who were the two stars in the movie "Father Goose?"
6.) What police show's pilot was titled "The Marcus-Nelson
Murders?"
9.) What English novelist wrote "National Velvet" and
"The Chalk Garden?"
10.) What country rock band took its name from the title
of a Zane Grey novel?
Not the situation is a million
times worse. The current
selection of R and B hits are
as small as they are old. As I
stared down the jukebox list,
I only saw three R and B
acts: Prince, Run-DMC, and
Sade. Don't get me wrong,
these three are among the
tops in their respected forms
of music; Prince with his
soul-pop offerings; Run-DMC
with their rap dominance;
and Sade with her silky
smooth jazz.
The problem is that the
songs Parkside has of these
artists are old. Of all the performers,
Prince's "Sign O'
the Times" is the most up-todate
single. The single by
Sade, "Smooth Operator" is
so old that she has since (long
since, I might add) come out
with another album. Run-
DMC's "Walk This Way" is
another out-dated song. It's
only natural for me to wonder
if that song would have ever
been played if a rock group
(Aerosmith) was not involved.
Probably not.
I only hope that with the
new campus radio station, the
music will be enjoyed by all
its students. I mean if we can
find time for old Beatles,
song, we can surely find time
for Keith Sweat.
Oh, I'm sorry-Keith Sweat
("I Want Her") had the number
one R and B song in the
country, but students would
not have known this if they
hang out in the Union.
MATTHEW BRODERICK
"Biloxi Blues"
Starts March 25th
at the
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7310 - 57th Avenue
Kenosha, Wisconsin 53142
—Week at
the Park—
Thursday, March 10
Concert featuring the Parkside
Wind Ensemble conducted
by Mark Eichner begins at
8 p.m. in the Communication
Arts Theatre. Admission at
the door is $2 for students,
faculty, staff, senior citizens
and $4 for others.
Friday, March 11
"Thinking Like a Marketer"
begins at 8 a.m. in Union 207.
Call ext. 2047 for details.
Sponsored by the Small Business
Development Center.
"The Water Engine" begins
at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Call
ext. 2564 for tickets.
Saturday, March 12
"The Water Engine" will be
repeated at 8 p.m. in Studio
B.
Attention
Winter
Carnival
winners:
prize
money is
ready.
More information
in Union
209.
Ranger Thursday, March 10,1988 9
Another I —Club Events
"Network"
by Rick Luehr
"Switching Channels" is
the fourth remake to date of
the classic Ben Hecht-Charles
Mac Arthur play, "The Front
Page." This time, instead of
taking place in a newspaper
office, the setting is the
studios of the Satellite News
Network. Unfortunately, this
updating doesn't live up to
the previous filmings of the
play.
Kathleen Turner stars as
the network's star reporter,
who is set to leave the network
to marry a wealthy
businessman, played by
Christopher Reeve. Before
she leaves, however, she is
talked into doing one last
story by the station manager,
played by Burt Reynolds, who
also happens to be her ex-husband.
By far, the best part of the
film is the middle third,
where the study of an unjustly
condemned man used as a
pawn in a political struggle
makes some fine., serious
statements about the American
justice system and the responsibility
of the news
media. The power of this section
is muted, however, by
the final third, which becomes
yet another slapstick
chase.
The screenwriters have retained
some of the techniques
which have made "The Front
Page" successful in the past,
including the rapid fire, overlapping
dialogue, but have
failed to add the sense of
reality which previous versions
contained.
Another factor which undermines
the film's effectiveness
is the inaccuracies
which riddle the script, including
references to the
Chicago, not Cook, County
Jail, and the discussion of
"eleven o'clock news" in
Chicago.
Turner does her usually adequate
job in the role of the
reporter. Once again, Burt
Reynolds plays Burt Reynolds,
a part played less convincingly
with every film. As
Turner's love interest, Reeve
is so intensely vapid and shallow
that it is impossible to believe
that anyone with any
brains at all could possibly
fall in love with him.
The film's best performance
comes, rather surprisingly,
from Henry Gibson,
best known from his days on
"Laugh-In." Gibson suffuses
his role with a sensitivity and
humanity which is sorely
lacking in virtually every
other cast member.
Despite some rather effective
moments, "Switching
Channels" is, at most, not an
unpleasant time waster.
You'd be much better off
spending your money on a
videb cassette of "His Girl
Friday" or either of the other
two versions of "The Front
Page."
The Black Student Organization
will host a "Spring
Fling" on Thursday, March
10, for all Parkside students,
visitors and guests. A p otluck
dinner will be held at 5 p.m.
in the Intercultural Commons,
Moln. Dill. Please
bring a dish; sign-up in Moln
Dill, extension 2038.
At 9 p.m., a record spin will
be held in the Union Square.
007 will be the D.J. This event
is being held to encourage
more students to participate
in campus activities.
PAB
The film/video board holds
its meeting every Monday at
1 p.m. in Union D114-B.
Everyone is welcome to bring
their suggestions and comments.
The film/video board is
also sponsoring the following
Parkside Activities Board
sponsored events:
The following films will be
shown in the Union Cinema at
7 p.m. Admission is $1 with
UW-P I.D., $2 for others:
Beach Blanket Bingo (March
23, 25 and 27); Up in Smoke
(April 6, 8 and 10); Andy
Warhol's Bad (April 13, 15
and 17); and The Wall (April
27 and 29, May 1).
The following videos will be
shown free at 5 and 7 p.m. in
the Union Square: Student
Bodies and The Omen (March
24); Young Frankenstein
(April 19); and Real Genius
(May 3).
soc
The Student Organizations
Council will be accepting
nominations for the offices of
president, vice-president and
secretary at the March 21
meeting. No nominations will
be accepted after that date.
Please plan to attend. Elections
will be held at a special
meeting on Monday, April 11.
English Club
The English Club will be
holding a meeting, on Wednesday,
March 23 at 1 p.m. in
Comm. Arts 142. Topics will
include fund-raising and the
literary magazine. All interested
students are urged to
attend.
PISO
The Parkside International
Students Organization will be
hosting a pot luck dinner and
party on Thursday, March 10
from 7-12 p.m. in Union 104
and 106. Each member should
bring a dish from his/her
country to pass. For more information,
call the office at
extension 2701.
Scrabble Club
An official scrabble club is
now forming at Parkside!
For fun and exciting details
on this club, call Pat at 652-
0464.
Fair wants participants
Artists and craft people are
invited to participate in the
annual Starving Artists Outdoor
Art Fair to be held on
Sunday, August 7.
This invitational juried fair
is sponsored by Racine Art
Guild, Inc., a non-profit organization
interested in
education and the promotion
of art of primarily Wisconsin
THE FAR SIM
artists. The number of participants
is limited to 186.
Artists who are interested
in information or participating
in this fair, please write
to:
Racine Art Guild; Inc.
P.O. Box 1345
Racine, WI 53401
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By GARY LARSON
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4.) "Something"
5.) Thirteen
6.) Davy Crockett
7.) Cary Grant and Leslie Caron
8.) Kojak
9.) Enid Bangold
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10 Thursday, March 10,1988 Ranger
Men's basketball quarterfinal
Rangers tough against Point; win in final seconds
by Jeff Lemmermann
The Ranger basketball
squad won a thrilling quarterfinal
match-up at home on
Saturday, defeating Stevens
Point, 70-69.
Rangers' forward Roderick
Wade scored 15, i ncluding the
game-winning free throw with
two seconds remaining, to advance
Parkside to the NAIA
District 14 semifinals in Eau
Claire (played on Monday).
The Pointers, who came
into the contest at 14-12, including
two regular season
victories over Parkside, took
control early and led for most
of the game. Their lead
bulged to nine with 16:40 remaining,
but the Rangers
weren't ready to have their
season end here.
After battling from behind
for the first 29 minutes, they
took their first lead of the
game on a Wade basket to
make it 49-48 with 10:45 left.
From then on, it was a seesaw
battle, with eleven lead
changes and three ties.
It looked as though the
Rangers had this game
locked with 1:25 left as Andy
Schmidtmann gave Parkside
its biggest lead of the night
with a three point bomb to
make it 69-63.
But guard Todd Christianson,
who led the Pointers with
18 points, put his club back in
the game with two bombs
from three-point land, both in
traffic, to tie the game with
0:25 left.
"Christianson is a tough
player," said Ranger coach
Rees Johnson. "He's the kind
of player who makes your
team win because he doesn't
quit."
After a timeout with 0:14
left, the Rangers inbounded
but their offense appeared to
break down when Dave Peterson
was unable to get the
ball to Michael Henderson to
start the offense.
Instead, he found Wade on
a back-door cut. Wade drew
the foul as he caught the pass
and turned to shoot with .02
left.
"Peterson gave us a big lift
tonight," responded Johnson
after his first career victory
over Point. "He gave us the
experience a team needs,
especially in games like
this."
For the Rangers, it was Michael
Henderson leading the
way with 19 points, 15 coming
in the second half to keep
Parkside within striking distance.
Schmidtmann chipped
in 15, Richard Delk had nine
and Rod Whittier hit eight in
the winning effort. -
For the game, Parkside
turned the ball over only nine
times as they squeaked out
the one point victory, moving
them to the semifinal matchup
with Eau Claire.
Violence in sports affects fans as well as athletes Violence from page 12
stomped them to death right
on the spot.
"In September of 1981, in a
little town in Oklahoma,"
Horrow continued, "Sharon
Clark, a little league mother,
killed Sandy Quentin, a little
league mother, after Quentin
said Clark's daughter was
fat, had zits, four eyes and
couldn't catch a pop-up. Clark
pulled a gun from her purse
and blew Quentin away right
in the grandstand. Two
months later, Clark was convicted
of second degree murder."
Horrow used these examples
and many more to show
that violence is widespread in
sports, and that is the reason
that he authored the bill.
In 1982, the sports violence
bill went before Congress for
the first time, and all the
commissioners from the various
leagues refused to testify
at the Congressional hearings.
"But they did testify in
November of 1985," Horrow
pointed out. "John Ziegler,
the president of the National
Hockey League (NHL), went
on public record saying there
was nothing wrong with fighting.
A bloody nose, a black
eye—what difference does it
make? It's entertaining and
that's what people go to see.
"If you don't allow my
players to fight today, they're
going to swing their sticks
and slap their skates later
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Horrow feels that if a president
of a league says violence
is okay, the players will fall
into line.
"On February 26, 1986, the
Boston Bruins and the Minnesota
North Stars did it
again," Horrow pointed out.
"445 minutes of penalties, 397
in the first seven minutes of
the game!
"An Associated Press reporter
caught Boston coach
Cheevers and Minnesota
coach Sidemore duking it out
at the water cooler between
periods," Horrow said. "The
AP writer asked Cheevers
what he thought of his sport
and about violence in hockey.
Cheevers said, 'Two fishermen
fighting, that could be
violence. Two tiddley-wink
players fighting, that's violence.
Two bowlers fighting
over a waitress—that's interesting,
that's also violence.
Two hockey players fighting,
that's just a damn good
time.' "
Horrow repeated that his
objective was to draw a clear
line between normal, aggressive,
part-of-the-game behavior
and excessive, physical
force where the athlete looks
more like a criminal than a
sportsman.
"It's hard to define the line
where aggressive play stops
and excessive violence
starts," Horrow explained.
"Today's courts imply that
(difficulty of definition) by
not having any laws to cover
violence in sports.
"There are only two ways
that a court or a player can
take action against one another,"
Horrow continued.
"One is on the civil side,
where the athlete brings
money-damage charges
against another athlete.
"The other is criminal,
when the state brings a
charge against an athlete for
violation of criminal law."
Harrow stated that even
though local laws exist to protect
citizens, most of the time
those laws are not enforced in
an athletic-related issue because
the laws are not specific
enough when it comes to
sports-related injuries.
Horrow also feels that ultimately,
it would be up to the
individual commissioners to
sanction their own leagues,
and if t hey couldn't do it, then
the federal government would
have to step in.
Jack Klebesadel, a junior
and a member of the Parkside
baseball team, said he
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Parkside Activities Board
felt that the individual
leagues should be responsible
for imposing sanctions on athletes
accused of using excessive
violence.
"An athlete should not be
exempt from a criminal
charge just because he has a
uniform on," Klebesadel said.
"I don't think the government
should be involved. I think all
the commissioners should be
held responsible for the protection
and control of their
athletes."
Randy LeCount, a senior
member of the men's tennis
team, felt that there had alread
been some improvements
but that the violence in
pro sports was still very
prominent.
"There are more suspen
sions and fines than ever before.
Even so, every time you
watch a game, it's more
physical. The bottom line is
that violence is what the fans
want.
"I think the leagues should
handle the sanctions," Le-
Count continued. "I think it
will be a long time in coming
before anything is done. The
owners know that violence is
what the fans want, and the
owners will provide it to keep
the fans and the money coming
in."
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Intramurals
LA, Dream Team, Church Mice, Shake 'n Bake he ad for playoffs
Lady Rangers' season ends in a battle in Milwaukee
Lady Rangers from page 12
A lay-up at the end sealed a
69-62 victory for Parkside and
a berth in the District final
for the first time since 1980.
Sue Maass had her best
game of the season, scoring
23 points, grabbing eight rebounds,
and blocking three
shots. Holly Proeber added 15
points, nine boards and two
assists. Rewolinski continued
her hot shooting, scoring 10
points, six on three-pointers.
The biggest test of the season
was on Saturday night,
however, when the Rangers
played in the championship
game against UW-Milwaukee,
the number one seed and
owner of a 22-4 record.
The Lady Panthers had already
beaten Parkside twice
in the regular season, once by
24 points and later by 11.
The Rangers put forth their
best effort of the season, and
were able to stretch the game
by 10 minutes, but the experience
of the Milwaukee squad
won out in an 80-74, double
overtime thriller.
"It was an outstanding ball
game," Miller said. "We actually
out-played them, but
their experience showed in
the end."
The Rangers led at halftime,
32-29 and they stretched
the lead to six early in the
second half, but the Panthers
rallied and eventually took a
57-50 lead with 2:33 left in
regulation.
It was then that the
Rangers came up with a rally
of their own. A pair of free
throws by Maass, a driving
lay-up by Brugioni, and two
foul shots by Rewolinski
brought the Rangers to within
a point.
After a Milwaukee free
throw made the lead two
again, Proeber was fouled
with :04 on the clock. She
calmly sank both foul shots to
send the game into the first
overtime.
In the first extra session,
the Panthers took a six point
lead with 2:55 left, but the
Rangers wouldn't play dead.
A basket by Rewolinski
brought them to within two
points.
Milwaukee couldn't score
on their next trip down the
floor, and the Rangers found
themselves with an inbounds
play under their own basket
with two seconds left. Surprisingly,
Julie Slaats was
left alone under the basket,
and she put in the lay-in to tie
the game at the buzzer.
In the second overtime, the
Rangers took a 72-69 lead,
only to see Milwaukee's veteran
team come through with
a series of free throws in the
clutch to give the Panthers
their first District title since
1985.
Miller had nothing but
praise for her team. "It was v
a great effort. I can't speak
highly enough of them. We
peaked at the right time."
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Grapplers 15th at Nationals with two Ail-Americans
Complied by
Wendy Sorenson
and Randy LeCount
The men's five-on-five intramural
basketball league
regular season came to an
end this past Sunday as the
LA Dream Team finished at
7-0, the Dream Team and the
Church Mice at 5-2, and
Shake 'N Bake at 4-3.
The playoffs will begin on
March 23 with LA playing
Shake 'N Bake, and the
Dream Team taking on the
Church Mice. The losers will
then play on Monday of the
following week, and the winners
on the following Wednesday
for the championship.
On the final day of play
onds to preserve the win and
perfect record. These two
teams will meet again in the
second day of the playoffs on
March 25.
The final two games
matched teams not qualifying
for the playoffs, as Salituro
staved off Hoops, 58-52, and ,
the Cavs beat Scalzo by a 61-
54 score. Salituro and the
Cavs both ended their seasons
at 3-4, while Scalzo finished 1-
6, and Hoops at 0-7.
Mark Moll scored 17 points
in leading Salituro to the win,
while Rathe Thompson added
18 to his team's losing total.
For the winning Cavs, Ken
Neese was the high point man
with 26. Scalzo's Joe Loewen
scored 21 points in the losing
effort.
lost the match, 9-5 on a questionable
four-point move in
the last 10 seconds.
Severely hampered by his
injury, Danner dropped two
close decisions by 5-4 and 4-2
scores to end in eighth place.
Danner finished the season at
31-9.
Danner and Mark Dubey
both earned Academic Ail-
American honors for the second
consecutive year as well.
Dubey, Scott Stephenson,
and Dennis DuChene all fell
one match short of placing in
the top eight, thus missing All-
American honors.
Coach Jim Koch, analyzing
his team's performance,
stated, "A couple of our guys
didn't quite wrestle up to
their potential. If they had,
we could have had a few
more All-Americans."
Koch also noted the performances
of two of his wrestlers
in particular. "Hemauer
wrestled really well, probably
his best performance of the
year, and Danner would have
been in the top four also if he
hadn't been injured.
"Overall, we had a couple
good individual performances,
but as a team, we really
didn't perform as well as
we could have."
there were no blowouts, as no
team won by more than eight
points.
Randy Yuhas scored 17 to
lead Dream Team to a 55-47
win over the Church Mice.
Church Mouse guard Steve
LaLonde totaled 18 in the losing
effort. These same two
teams will tip off against one
another in the first game of
playoff action on March 23.
by Ted Price
Church Mouse Randy LeCount dribbles up court in a recent intramural
game.
In the best game of the day,
LA remained undefeated for
the season by trimming
Shake 'N Bake, 60-58. Brian
Mallory scored 21 points for
LA, and Danny Carrera
poured in 28 to lead his team
in the loss. The game went
back and forth until LA
pulled away in the final secThe
Parkside wrestling
team capped its season with a
15th place finish at the NAIA
national tournament, crowning
two Ail-Americans in the
process.
Mark Hemauer turned in a
stellar performance to earn '
an impressive fourth place
finish at 167 lbs. Hemauer
cruised through his first three
matches by scores of 15-5, 20-
5 (by a technical fall), and 7-
4.
In the semifinals, Hemauer
faced off against the defending
champion, who was eventually
named outstanding
wrestler of the tounament.
Hemauer was put in a cradle
and pinned, placing him in
the consolation wrestlebacks.
He then defeated his next opponent,
9-6, then dropped his
third place bout, 6-2, to finish
in fourth place.
Hemauer ended his season
at 35-11 and almost set a new
season takedown record. AsMark
Hemauer
sistant coach Todd Yde's record
of 138 takedowns in a
single season appeared to be
in jeopardy, but Hemauer fell
eight short to finish with 130.
At 134 lbs., Jack Danner
earned All-American honors
with an eighth place finish.
Danner appeared to be heading
for a higher finish when
he tore rib cartilage in his
quarterfinal match. Danner
Women beat Eau Claire
lose to Milwaukee in 2 O. T. 's
by Robb Luehr
It's said that at tournament
time, records are thrown out
and anything can happen. For
the Parkside women's basketball
team that was true -- at
least for awhile.
On paper, it appeared that
the third-seeded Lady
Rangers would be in for a
fight on Tuesday (March 1)
as they played the sixth seed,
Edgewood College from
Madison, in the first round of
the NAIA District 14 playoffs.
Edgewood came into the
game with a 15-9 record and
the fourth rated offense in the
state.
The Rangers, on the other
hand, were at an even .500
(11-11) and had finished the
regular season with two
straight losses.
As it turned out, however,
Edgewood was crushed by
the much more physical
Parkside squad, 103-53.
The Ranger's physical play
completely stymied Edgewood.
As a result, - Ranger
coach Wendy Miller was able
to play her entire bench. "I
was able to get a lot of people
in the game, and everybody
contributed," Miller said.
Park side's top four scorers
outscored the entire Edgewood
team, with the guards
accounting for over half the
team's points.
Gail Rewolinski led the way
with 17 points, followed by
Angie Curtes with 16, Brenda
.Van Cuick with 13, and Susie
Brugioni with 11.
On Friday, in Milwaukee,
the Rangers really had to
work to get a win against the
number-two seed, UW-Eau
Claire.
The Lady Blugolds boasted
a 17-9 record, the second best
scoring defense in the state,
and the fifth leading scorer.
Most of their games were
played in the tough Wisconsin
Women's Intercollegiate Athletic
Conference (WWIAC),
which contains several NCAA
Division III teams, including
the defending champion, UWStevens
Point.
Eau Claire's had two disadvantages,
however. They had
to travel farther than their
opponents to play in the tournament,
and they hadn't
played for 10 days.
The game itself was a seesaw
affair, with the lead
changing many times. The
Blugolds led at halftime by
one point, and the game continued
to be close throughout.
With 6:30 left in the game
the score was tied at 58. Then
the Rangers came to life. The
free throw line, one of Parkside's
least favorite places
during the season, suddenly
became the hot spot as they
hit key foul shots in the closing
minutes.
See Lady Rangers page 11
Men's Basketball
Rangers battle, but lose to Eau Claire in semis
Attorney talks down violence in sports
by Jeff Lemmermann
The Ranger men's basketball
season ended Monday
night in Eau Claire as the
Blugolds held off Parkside,
66-62, to advance to the District
14 championship against
UW-Platteville.
For the first 20 minutes, the
teams were locked up in a
fierce battle, with no more
than five points separating
the two. Parkside's biggest
lead came with 1:25 left in
the first half on an Andy
Schmidtmann three-pointer to
make it 26-21.
Eau Claire refused to let
the Rangers pull away,
though, and cut the deficit to
one by intermission at 26-25.
The teams were at a deadlock
for the first ten minutes
of half number two, with the
lead changing hands five
times. From there, Eau
Claire began to gain momentum,
and with their capacity
crowd behind them, they built
up the biggest lead of the
game at 49-39.
Freshman guard Mike
Prasher accounted for much
of the damage, hitting twice
from three-point country in
Eau Claire's 12-4 run. For the
game, Prasher paced the Blugolds
with 20 points.
Parkside . didn't fold, however,
as Schmidtmann answered
with a three-pointer
and Roderick Wade converted
the second of two free-throws
to make it 56-53 at the two
minute mark.
Then came the play which
snapped the Ranger's hopes.
With the shot clock down to
four, Prasher had to force up
a shot for the Blugolds. It fell
short but was controlled by
Eau Claire's Eric Davis.
Davis, who scored 17 and
pulled down nine rebounds,
missed his follow-up shot, but
teammate Chris Paulson
came up with the weak-side
rebound and scored. He also
fouled on the play and his
free-throw put Eau Claire up
by six with 1:16 remaining.
The Rangers pulled within
three once more at 61-58, but
a technical foul on Parkside
was whistled because the
Rangers called for a time-out
with no team time outs remaining.
It is an automatic
technical foul when a team
does this;
The teams exchanged freethrows
from there, and Eau
Claire was on its way to
Platteville with the four point
. victory.
Wade, who was involved in
an altercation near the end of
the first half with Eau
Claire's Paulson, led the
Rangers with 18, while Richard
Delk and Michael Henderson
had 10 and 12, respectively.
The fight, which lasted
only briefly, resulted in a
Parkside technical foul for
having a player leave the
bench, but no one was ejected.
The Ranger season ended
at 18-12, while the Blugolds
remain alive in District 14 action
at 21-7. Roderick Wade was a stellar performer for the Rangers this year.
University lineman was beaten
up by a University of Pennyslvania
Quaker. The game
survived, but the message
was clear.
"On September 21, 1969,"
Horrow continued, "at an exhibition
game in Toronto between
the St. Louis Blues and
the Boston Bruins, Wayne
Maki of the Blues hit Bruin
Teddy Green over the head
with a hockey stick. Green
lay crumpled on the ice for 55
minutes. Maki said he hit
Green in self-defense after
Green hit him on the side of
his head with his glove 15
minutes beforehand.
"Both players were taken
to a Toronto court for violating
a Canadian law. The
judge claimed that even
though this was one of the
worst things he had seen in or
out of a hockey game, he
couldn't convict a hockey
player on a law written for
street crime.
"Three years later, the
scene shifts to a small town
in Argentina. Seventeen soccer
players were arrested
and'put in jail charged with
first degree murder.
"It all started with a bogus
off-sides call," Horrow explained.
"The seventeen
players rushed the referee
and the linesman, chased
them into the goal. They took
off every stitch of their clothing
including their underwear,
and kicked and
See Violence page 10
by Terr! DeRosier
Feature Editor
Approximately 50 students,
three-fourths of them Parkside
athletes, attended a lecture
last Tuesday evening
(March 1) given by attorney
Richard Horrow on violence
in professional sports.
Horrow, a Harvard Law
School graduate and the author
of a book entitled Sports
Violence, is also one of the
partners in the purchase of
the Miami Heat, a new basketball
team that will be
playing in the National Basketball
Association (NBA)
next season.
Horrow is the author of the
Sports Violence Act that has
befen presented to the United
States Congress. The bill
states that any professional
athlete who uses excessive
violence during a game would
be fined $5,000.
Horrow began the evening
by showing the audience film
clips containing different hits
from football, hockey, baseball,
soccer and basketball
games.
"Sweet hit", and "that was
a great game" were some of
the comments made by the
audience as they watched the
action on the screen.
"I'm not a lunatic running
around the country trying to
ruin professional sports by
putting athletes in skirts,"
Horrow pointed out during
breaksbetween film clips.
Richard Horrow
"I'm just trying to show the
difference between what is
necessary for competitive
sport and what would be considered
excessive force."
Horrow used different examples
from different sports
to bring to life his feeling that
there is no reasonable relationship
the competitive goals
of sport and use of excessive
violence.
"In 1905, macho Teddy Roosevelt
threatened to abolish
college football," Horrow
said, "after a Swarthmore
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* * *
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offee Shoppe
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Have
a
Great
Spring
Break!
OH GOD that's hard to believe. Bone.
IN SEARCH of George Harrison's illigitimate
son, here on campus.
I'VE HEARD of inflatable women, inflatable
men, even Inflatable sheep,
but an inflatable dinosaur? That's just Slain sick.
VERHEARD IN the Ranger Office:
"They're small, so they don't bother
me."
JOHN: WHAT are you doing to celebrate
Lesbian Liberation Day?
HEY--8HROOMIN or not. all are
loved within the walls of the jungle
pad.
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O.K. 'KISSICK: You've hoarded all
the bone for a whole year. Now give
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POOR AND Mooch: We re-routed the
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you'll name your first born (and how
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DAVE: NOW that's funny!! henghhhhh!!!
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3E: YOU guys are the greatest.
Thanks for putting up with me. Lars
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any.
TRUTH IS Ranger than fiction.
REMEMBER, CAMPERS: There's no
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was dead.
WHO NEEDS Stridex when you have
Steve?
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"Amy was teaching me how to flow
last night."
DUCKS: YOUR waddles getting better,
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MAL: NO more dogging-you or me!
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KEL: WELCOME to our second year.
• 1 love you more each day. Bone.
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nominations. Nominate your favorite
prof before March 23 by completing
nomination forms available in PSGA
office and the Union information
desk.
Use good judgement over the
break. Practice safe sex. Stop
by Student Health (Mol D-115)
before you head for Florida.
Buckle Up For Spring Break '88
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