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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1bursda October27 1983 • Universi of Wisconsin-Parkside United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley by JeDDie Tunkieic:< News Editor An investigative cornm.ittee was formed Aug. 20 to probe three allegations. The official charges against Bentley, as oulliDed by committee members, cite failure to act in the best interest of studenls of the UWSystem, failure to provide a yearend report, lack of accountability and/or ac<:essibility to General Assembly delegates and member schools, failure to call a special meeting as petititioned by a quorum (7) of member schools, failure to provide mootbly staff reports to General Assembly delegates and failure to uphold and enforce the UC by-laws. A bearing of the General Assembly, which is comprised of delegates from member schools, was called Oct. 16 at Stevens Point to further examine the charges. Bentley was invited to address the situation, but be was not present. The General Assembly met again OCt. 22, 23 and 24 in Superior to take action on the charges against Bentley. At this meeting a letter was read to presidents and directors which was reportedly Bentley's letter of resignation. Jeanne Buenlter-Pbillips. Parkside's student government president. said. "(Bentley) tried to put aU the blame on the .. ecuuve board. r.e. student government prOSldents. In !be last paragraph. the letter states that be will resign only If we compensate him Obviously. we are very upset with that and many people at the meeting saw it as blackmail." The letter contains no signature or indication of the author. "How ...... we to know be even wrote this? We decided not to accept (the letter) because of !be fact that it wasn't signed." added BuenlterPhillips. Therefore, Bentley's alleged resignatioo was not attepled but unpeachment proceedinp began un. mediately and be was of~Uy d - missed as presldellt The General Assembly voted to interpret Its by-laws and designated !be present meeting as the nest meeting of !be lIIRIIlbly. A motion passed ~211 to begin presidential election procedures imJ:nedilIteI Two of Parbide's four ddep voted opinst !be mouoo because ...... felt we t>eeded time to lind out CoDtlallH 011 Pace f After several months of discord .-Ideliberation, the United Cound) of University of Wisconsin Studeal Governments (UCl ousted Pl8IdeDI Scott Bentley. TIle OOIItroversythat led to last ,,*'1 events began this summer .... Bentley was investigated by • seeutive committee to deter- • dlarges of alleged misconduct .. misuse of UC funds. TIle orpnization is supported by U of ... 13 UW-System campuses ad .. funded hy a 50 cent per studill per semester fee collected ...... at member schools. ..... UC Executive Director Tadd 11leissen prompted the investIpIIaa of Bentley. He accused Scott Bentley Bentley of misusing funds to pay his personal parking fines, exceeding budget aUotmenls on a UC trip by $373, spending $1000 per month on UC Mastercard and several counts of misconduct. Activity hour studied by Ken Me)'U The thr'ee-year-<lld activity hour from \-2 p.m. every Meeclay, WedDeOday and Friday is currently being studied by !be University Coaunittee to dim· mine if It would be advantato change !be activities' =- and/or times The activity bour .... instituted in Seplembor 1lIlIO by !be __ aDd StudeDt Life in order to promote gnater partlcipatioll in various departmenls' and orpnizatioos' evellls and meetIDp. Univenity Committee memben agree that the activity boor IS a good tIunc to have, but tbeJ questlolllf it Ichedu1ed in !be best \*Sible way. Peter Hoff said that !be ~ liVity boar was formulated In a 5; ~' since the bad DO input in an iDlIe that _ .............. Hoff said that !be activity boar crates problema mabIII profeaol s' telocbinI ICbeduIes and ICIlednlinI dIs'ooms. Be aIoo said \bat it _ c'- "1would like to reassure the student body that United Council, with the removalof Scott Bentley, has begun the process of solving its internal problems." --Jeanne Buenker-Phillips PSGA President y Halloween the ger staff ~----------------------- I Activity Hour Survey I10order to secure a '""'P'q of stDdeat ...- em wllat, If _,., k. sboold be chanced about !be MWF 1-2 p.m. activity boon, pBoe lID out this 5WVe'Y and return it to the Rqer office, or drop It k _ of the PSGA suggestion bolles. I. Do you feel !be current activity boar sboold be chanced' I -Yes- 0 2. U yes. whidl days and times would be !be best? Days:._ ---------- 1 ~: I Name:: 1 _______ . . .J _..-II!!!!II!!!!!III!II!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!!II!!!!I!I!!!!II!III!!!!!!!!!I11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1---- IL..=L=..=e-=..tt=..=e-=-r=-.s·_to~th--:.,e-E-d-i t_o_r_---11 Why pay to park -pt. 3 2 Tbanday, October %7,1183 Students apathetic To \be Editor: I would like to introduce myself: 1 am a freshman, a husband and a father, I must also introduce myself IS member of lbe majonty-lbe 98.2 percent of lbe student body that did not vote in lbe recent PSGA elections. I realized that lbere were only six candidates running for a possible nine Senate seats SO lbere was no real reason to vote; but lbe Iaclt of candidates and lbe subsequent voter turnout reveal an alarming fact: lbe student body is otremely apathetic, When ~ussmg this sad state of affairs, an upperctassman joked wilh me, saying: "Welcome t~ ParUide!" BeIng a very non-traditiOnaI student myself, I understand lbe pressures and responsibilities that face many of lbe students here at Parkside; but being a non-traditiona! commuter student body IS all \be more reason lbat we should be concerned about and get involved in \be deciSions and processes that affect each one of us every single day we are here. I round out that lbe next PSGA meeting is going to be held on Thursday, Oct XI in Molinaro 0134 at 8:30 p.m. I plan to attend. It IS open to everyone. I hope I am not alone. Joseph Vignieri Winter Carnival committee begins work The Winter Carnival committee met for lbe first lime Monday and elected Valerie Olson chainnan and Chris Hammelev secretary. There are slill open seats on lbe committee for any student interested in planning this year's Winter Carnival. Interested students should contact either Buddy Couvion or Marilyn Bugenhagen in Union 209 or attend lbe meeting at noon, Oct. 31. The carnival's theme will be selected at lbe meeting, and lbe activities' lime-line will be discussed'f!\~~,. ........, ... ....... ~~~·i~~:'·~;·~~ ...,.._.;...:.....;"'-.. .,.-.....:~•.. • . . .. Marines: ' brave and lonely To lbe Editor: For lbose of you who haven't read the previous articles in this series, there is a grass roots level movement on campus to stop paying exhorbilant fees to leave your car unattended in a prairie. We have discovered that our chief of campus security bas an "If you ignore it. it will go away," attitude, He and his stalf of ticket issuers are not good for much else than the narrassment of students. I would like to thank lbe students who by discussion of this problem were able to infonn me that Iwas attacking lbe wrong man by attacking Brinkman. Although Brinkman doesn't deserve a staff and he's ineffectual (he can't even defend himself in the paperl), he is notlbe one who instiluted lbe parking policy or set lbe rates. Al Guskin is accountable. You should consider yourself on the carpet before lbe students. Al Guskin! We still want to know what is done with our money. The American Revolution was fought and won over pennies, not dollars, under similar circumstances! Again Isay "thank you" to those of you who are behind me in this effort to stop extortion on campus, But lbe fight hasn't yet begun. Keep people aware. Citizens of Kenosha (citizens, not students) are behind us. Racine citizens will be. too, if made aware. Discuss strategy and know the issues: (1) Not enough space; (2) inadequate bus service; (3) Exhorbitant rates: (4) Harsh punishment: (5) No alternatives. To lbe Editor: To lbe brave Marines in Lebanon from an ex-Marine: My lbanks to a brave group of men who are doing a lonely job. I hope when you come home you don't getlbe welcome home of lbat of lbe Vietnam vets. I hope the United States bas realized what a mistake lbey made with us. I know a lot of you are there because you were just sent and you really don't want to be there. It's time lor the President to get off his can and do something and stop the murder of Marines. My heart hangs very heavy for your loss of friends and comrades. I hope there are fewer deaths than those of Vietnam. We-need a reason for being in Lebanon that makes sense to all of us-the quicker the better. I hope someone can explain why our men are dying in a fight we don't really understand, but are ordered to fight. But there is no way we can just pull out DOW. "Sorry, Men." From One Marine to Others. Paul E. Johnson Parking issue old complaint To lbe Editor: Do we, as the student body. have to read this garbage about parking? For lbe last two weeks. it bas been lbe same lbing. As a student. I think it is gelling a little old-the same old thing over and over. To lbe students who started all of this I have one thing to say: Pay the lag and forget it. Let's get on with school. We are all adults. Paul E. Johnson, M, A. Davis. WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chernouski, Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddata, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS RobbEichhorn. ToddHerbst. Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha- • •••~=iiiiiiiiiiii::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.::::::::::::fj:q~.:K:ar~e:n:T~",:nd:e:l.~G:a:ry~Za:lO:ka:r~,::::::::::::: --------:: .. Ken Meyer Ed~tor Jennie Tunkieicz News Ed~tor lohn Kovalic ....•.••...................................•... Feature Editor Michael Kanas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks _Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak ...............••.•.............. Asst. Business Manager R(Jnger is written (Jnd edited by students of UW_Parkside ancl they (Ire solely responsible for its editorial policy and conlent. Published ,every Thursday during the (lcademie year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is orinted by the Racine Journal Timel. . All correspondence should be addressed to, Porkside ,Ranger, Umver· s;ty of Wisconsin·Porkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, W,s. 53141. ed telters to the editor wdl be accepted if typewr,tten. double·flx)C on standard size paper. Letters should be less Ihan 350 words and must be signed with (I telephone number included for veri'ication purposes. Names will be withheld 'or valid reasons. Deadline for klters is TVfilsday JO a.m. for publicatian TlKJrsdoy. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing folse and defa(flOtory content. WeD Day, a bealth fair \bat provided he Itealdt 1af0l'lDAtt. aMIU ...... t P ....... .,.-~ Ott. 11. Forty diHerelit lIH\Ikes were offered, ~ bIoolI ~ dIleeb. ......-e. Well Day beutDg aDd slckle-edl ICfUDiDp. Peer Support reorganizes ., M WbII11ey Nielsen B ""1'1 25 and need help IQ Peer Support is there " IIIp JllU. Poor Support, an organization ~ designed for non-tradiIDIIllIIdonts and problems they IIIJ -.16 began four years '" bod didn't become a major or- ...... lDllIl 1981. Tbil year's president, Pam Brooow..i. IIid one 01 Peer Sup- ,,"'1 IIlIjor problems is that the Ip' 'iDa Is in a transitional peIlld. Loa year'. president graduat- ~ ':.,. Support is reorganizing Iftaawen Slid that this reorga- .... Will lake a tremendous ... ClIliIIIe and they're still de- ::-c ..b1cb direction they .~ GrpnIzation to go. - lblnp are changing and :' .:::e.m slaying the same," ~~ problem according to lid II the lack of members .... IlIIIateen. She said adults ......, bled time because of tWIlo~' making it diffi· nor. 'Olunteen. ....... sre approximately 25 lit ' bat Brouwers said "we .. ':fJ dItennining our member· ~ laid there are two !Ioo. 1Ilomhert-active and inac· IIlrs ~ _ben are volun· .. ""- ~ IUCh things as man , lllUDseI on a regular ""':.. f1I various committees, ~ I!IeIses or work on ori· -.....,.:. In<oming non·tradi- ~ -beTs are the stu1o,J"1Ie Ileed the support but ... ~_sbo: can't volunteer .. ~time. ~ 0Iie IJlODSors many ae- ~ 0/ the major focuses is S !Gr - non-traditional .. ... 'flee m 10 orienlalinns .........1Qdomie year-Ihe next !Gr Nov. 10 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Ill. There are staff and other non-traditional students present to answer questions. Peer Support also has a major program each semester. A seminar on domestic violence will be held Nov. 9 from 12-2 p.m. in Union 106. The event is co-sponsored by the Student Health Cenler. The speakers are: Judy Arnold, the director of the Kenosha Women's Horizons; Stephanie Hansen, director of Racine's Women's Resource Center; and Kevin Hamberger, clinical psyebologist al Soulheastern Family Practice Center. Peer Supporl generally holds meetings the fourth Wednesday of every month. The next meeting is Nov. SO and the topic 01 discussion will be energy conservation. The tentative schedule has alcohol abuse as December's lopic and dis· abilities to be discussed in January. "We want the basic philosophy 10 stay the same-to make people in the organization leel as if they belong, bul we need the visibility on campus," said Brouwers. "It will all work oul. We just need the lime and organization to do It·· I , Odeller n,1JI3 Blood donations The Blood Center of Sootheast· em WlSCOIl.Sin will bold the Paltsi· de Fall Blood Drive Tuesday, 'ov, Ilrom 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m, in Union 104. This is a wal1<-in blood driveappointments are DOl necessary College donors are atremely im· portant to the Blood Center AI>" pro:<imately 400 pints 01 blood must be col1ected ~ery day In order to keep the supply in SoutheasteT1l WISCOIISin al adequate levels Aboot 80 percent of these DOltscome !rom moIlI\e blood drive. sucb IS the Campus Crusade conference Graham, a worldwide symbol 01 evancehsm. bas I""ead>ed the Qujo. !ian messace to more people Ibon anyone eIIe in Iustory 1D _ yalI his ministry, lIIUal1y 10CIII0d OIl oty crusades. bas aIJo tDcIoded successful meetmp It sucb 1IlUftT· slUes IS Harvard, OI:Iord and the UaiVenlly of North CarohIla Other speakers include popular Christian wriler.Jecturer E1isabetIJ Elliol Grea; DaUu lbeolOCical 8emiDary prolessor Howard Headrick.!. I nalioaIU,.knoWD radio speaker; welllmowu speaker • aulbor Josh McDowell, of Campus Crusade; and crawford LontU. .. liona\ direct<r of the "Here's Life, IlIadi: America" miDIsIry of Campus Crusade. 0pIl0DaI semloar topics will ... cIude _ on love, praJer, '"" and daliDC, ..... to beciD a penonaI miDistJy 011 "",,', campus. and _ en. Coot of the coofermce. acconhnc to Hayes, will be ..-;, jnehMti,. IodcinIllor live Dights, DOIH'efIlDd. bIe reglSlnlion fee of $25, all conlermce malenals and two coocerts. Further informatiOD is available by wnting: Campus <Zusade lor am.t. KC 83, AIteolion: Matt Sanden :I&«l. Arrowhead Sprinp, San 1IemardJDo CA 92414. Campus Crusade for Christ pr~i. denl Bill Brighl and evangelist Billy Graham head a list 01 well known speakers scheduled to address "KC 83," a national conference for ~tudents to be held in Kansas Cily, Mo. in lale December. Conference director Dan Hayes said thai planners expect some 25,· 000 college and universily sludents, college-bound high school seniors and others to attend the evenl, which Campus Crusade is. sponsor· ing. More than 7,000 regIStrations have already been received, be added. Iional KC 83 wiD be the firsl na conference for students .that the inter-denominational numstry ~ held since il sponsored the JD8SS1ve EXPLO '72 conference ~ Dal1as In 1972. Thai ""eol, in which ~t and Graham also played key ro , drew approximately 80,000 studeD~ and others to Dal1as for .a weel< 0 training in Christian dlsClPteshiP e\ism an~~w.:.ed that the leader· ship 01 the organization's CamPUS Minislry, which normally hosls around 10,000 college and umv:i sily sludents each year In=°and conferences between ChriS this New Year's Day, deCIded thai year was an appropriale lime to Crusade at UW-P? Campus Crusade lor Christ is try. ing to organize a chapter 01 its or· ganizalinn al Parbide. A meeting is scheduled al 12:55 pm. Frida" Oct. 28 In Molinaro 108. Campus Crusade correolly bas 10 to 15 chapters iD WISCOIlSin, includIng Madison, ~, Eau Claire, Oshkosh and MaIquette. bring studeols together iD a sillg1e tional event. na"Frank\y, we are c:onvtnced. that this coofereoce will help iCJIiIe a spirilu.al revohllion amOD8 stadeols that could help alter the course of historY " said JloIer RandaD. din!Iotor of' the Campus ~ and architect of the KC 83 gathering. The eveal is scbedu1ed for Dec. rI 1983 10 Jan. I, 191M,be said. The f";""t will include a variety of well _ speakers and a wide ranee of optional seminan· . Brighl a former busiJIeSSIIWI who left businesS to establish Campus Crusade at UCLA in 1951, speaks annually to thousands of c0llege students on campuses and at major conferences. .,... al Partside. The 0Iber 20 per. cent comes !rom donon eo the Blood Centa·. on e-u1 tao tions in J,Ww-. • a • Ra, cine and Kenooha The Fall Blood Dri,e is red by the Student Health Center. We seeeee Oub and the In rvartily 0ui.sIian Fellowship Construction finishes soon Have you '-' III"OIICIennc when the plaza CXlIISlnIctIOD In II'U.C will be fiDul>ed' wen. !her permit· 1uI&, It will be _ by the lint of ember, puto Lbe P1I eat Plant and the COIlItnIctloIl '" ncbt on _ute ~ _ 0D!y a I IDOl'<! ~ meat -uom 10 pour, J DudJey, P!lysa1 Plant Diredor "11 t the COIlSlTU<tion I eooe very smooLbly Tbe CODtract n hue _ an eI<elIeot JOb," be The I'adope p\antJnc will lake pla<e Ibis fall or nert sprInc. depeoduIc on _!her coodltions and will be _ by P!lysical Plant McDonalds Corporation F.-food rIC'.""- chitin Kenolh. - Zion Recruiting workers See Mike Plate WILe D173 for details by Nov. 3rd '83• . .....0[1 =';= ~rJiJ~.:, !!!!!!!!_~~~;'_!!!!_!!!!!!!I!!!I!!-_!!!!!~~!!!!!!!I!!I_----_!l"'" United Council impeaches Bentley continued from page one • • lBentley's letter of resignation ...e IbouI 1M cudidates:' said ~ ... PbIIh... 'I'1w 0Ih0r two IeIoptes ~ aot ...... t at 1M -- t1IIft people ~ DDIDlDatedto .... lbf.. '(eIW poeWoD. oA' W IDdDdod Sot ZDldarb, UC...... !, '. CbIrtie In, \CadeIIIIc AffaIn DIrt<tO<, ODCI rr-, ....,. ucr- StlIlIeDt \JIOdt'Wt. rice P!IWJent CaDdilaWIOff • IIlort .. '0. ODd ..... tpi!J ".ave wtft aDow~ to tour ..-.. of 1M (0I>- l. eaadidate -.led %> out _to .... has becOme the focal point of activities, I have concluded that there is only one thing to do. My resigna_ tion may put United Council hack on course-at least momentarily' since the past seems to lend litt~ direction to the future. Ibelieve if United Council is to truly recognize its potential, then the Executive Board must be reduced in size and tenos extended to two years. Perhaps UC could institute staggered terms to ensure continuity. UC should serve as a forum to train students for public service; unfortunately, it evolved into a kangaroo court with no due process or justice. II I maintained idealism and had faith in the board, then I would view my role with UC as a chal· lenge and not an abandonment though in the absence of a prof.. : sional board and exhausted by the pettiness, I opt to leave and wish you well. In closing, I ask that I be exoner· ated and compensated for lhe remainder of my term. I feel this is a small price for the pain and humiliation you have evoked upon my tenure. In this situation, members of this board intervened in the internal management of UC and failed to serve as a strong voice for studentsII students of WisCOnsin could benefit from all the time and energy 1M United Council board invested in negative efforts, Ihave no doubt UC would be at the forefront of state student associations. It is rather pathetic that as United Council attempts to evolve, it is held hostage by naive and ignorant board actions. As I contemplted, and later ran for a second term as UC president, Ifelt Icould make a valuable contribution to UC's live\iboOd by lending continuity and experienced guidance. This decision, which Ipersonally equate as a sacrifice, was generous, for I prolonged my leave from school for another year in an attempt to facililate UC's growth. It is with regret that I reflect baCk upon this decision for the Executive Board's actions have been embroiled in parliamentary chaos and little progressive educational advantages have been made in recent months. Since my presidency The following is the complete text of the resipatiOll Ie/ter former Urntcd Council President Scott Bentley submitted to the UC General Assembly, wIJic/J refused to accept the Jetter because it was not !igDed. The Assembly then impMCIJed Bentley· Aside from the presideDtial cbanct, UC acIdJ .... d olber issueS at Its last mHtinI· 'I'1w LeplatiVe Allain Committee caDed for aD In- _ CQIl<OIItrabOll on keepIn& 1M cII1Dk11lc • from beinC raised to II To 1M UOIted Council Executive Board: It Is with frustratiOll and relief that Ibave decided to resign from 1M presidenCY of the United Coun' ciI effective Monday. October 24, 1183. I bave made this decision beca.... I feel that United Council's executive board has becOme ern· bedded an internal politics and has lost sight of its primary purpose-- whicb is to defend the rights of studenls in the higher education arena. It is a shame that there is little, if any, conlinwly in the general assembly. For, l! there were, you as members of this board would bave 1eamed from past rrustakes. I am referring to the mCidents involvlng Bob Kranz a few years ago. _ 1to lloId eIectIoI» ..... ..w _ 01 1M candI- " __ ZIIIdarU _ IM~""'" 1M third ~ with %> _ _ 011IiaI11ln1U11ed • UC t tnIdorb'l lint ~ • UC _ldetlt to _ that 1M UC ollI<e Iocb be cbanted ODd that be ontered to ret.... aDJ • eIr 11II1 III biI po I !CD >....s ",101-" a .-I.... IoD to pcllIDOIe ODd uplift 1M ,."... .atIoD 01 UC and to achIeVe 1M ort1OD's plo ODd purpooes. 'Dortty Aflalrs Committee 8rJed stadeDt .... ernm<ftt presIcIOIIIa to lei more minonly students ia¥oMd in committees Womea's Allain Committ .... dJs. euued poaIble procrams wtuch could be unplernenlcd on cam- ........ 'I'1w GeDera1 Assembly decided to pootp." 1M Leadenhip Legislotlve ConferetK'<! unW January, ODd 1M next moelin& will be 'ov. II, 11 ODd 10 10 Oshkosh At the .next UC committee meeI1ng a rep- .-ntatl .. from the United States Student Asoocialion will be on hand to an reol"lng the problem of arn1lqwly In UC try-la .... It "Country Matters" cancelled "A CONVICTION IS developing among Christian college tudents today. It's a conT!Je production of "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," origina1Iy scheduled for Tuesday, Nov. I. al Parkside has been cancelIed due to contr2ctual problems between the organizer of· 1M show, Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Cal. and its actors. viction that say) 'Hey, if other people can a err their beliefs on campus) then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" _"!'!""! .... ~_Josh McDowell KC 3 I a onee-m-a-eollege career expenenee, tIl\ 01\ 101: Ul' to 25,000 tudem and faeult\. Held In Kan a ClI} •• \\ OU£l, from Decem~r 27, 19 >, to Januar\' I, 19~. Ihe e nferen e will im'ol\"l: learning how to make an eternal mark for Chri t. peakeI'> will mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Eli abcth Elliot • rawford Loritts Marilyn Bugenhagen, Parkside assistant coordinator of student activities, said the entire nationwide tour of the production has been canceUed. She said tiCkets were not available al the lime of the cancel· Iation so nooe had been sold. Book sale The Library ILearning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. I, I and 3 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Levell. Approximately 1,200 bOOkscovering a variety of subjects will be .. - cluded, Most hardcover bOOkswill sell for $1 and paperbacks for 2S cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gill ilems that are not needed for the lib~ collection, according to Hanne10re B. Rader. direclor of the LibrarY ILearning Center. ..... _.... .! lecepliotl for dooec ....... ted Ia ........ C. ,., CO' Ide for am.t Fricblv Oct. 28, 12:55 p...... JIIoIbvo 109. Or ~ 'Hide ("')274-3563 '- ... ~ - ea.pas en.. ..... '- am.t or KC83. ~--=- - --- KC83 ~ - - ---;,,;;;;:;.. .....-~ ~~ (amru OIIlCce(.amru (ru aJdorChn \ ....r"'whc J "rrlng e .an BcrnarJlno. CA 92414 711 6-~224. c I <;,00 DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th SI, Pb .. e 654·2«)32 - pALS !II!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!J!!!I!II!!I!!!!~WLL::C~In:fo:nn:ati:'o=n~d:es:k~was:~aIso:~::::::::::::::::::::::~;;~hi~·~G~8:m:ma u pALS (Parkside Active Student discussed. CI bU Events J.lIdeIS in Session) met Monday The second annual student or. IIIlIIiJIC tAl discuss various student ganization Christmas Party is Idiftties. PALS consists of student scheduled for Friday, Dec. 16 in ... from the student orgamza- Union Square. More details will be ... Preseat were: Mark Scholzen ironed out at the next PALS meet. -' (]Iris Hammelev from PAB, log Nov. 7 at 7:30 a.m. ~ PbilliPS from PSGA, Ken IIo!" /rom Ranger, Valerie Olson _DID Galbraith from SOC. Ab- ....... Pam Browers from Peer IIPPGrl and Mike Scoon from fSGA. diIcossed included the up- :'DaY on Campus" for area ~ IdIool students. The orgamza- .. .... recruiting tables set up .11oo coac:ourse in order to show .......... 11 what their organiza- .. will do. The possibility of stu- .. tolanteers "manning" the Minority law conference 1IIe ow Law School is hosting a IIiIorIlJ pre-law conference on OIl. I' aad 15. The conference will lie IIeId at the UW Law School in ...... 1IIe pi of this conference is to .... ,uD interested people in the .......... available for minority ...... at American Law schools. ftiI procram is open to all who ._Iaterest in studying law, re- .... of their year in college. 1IIe tllllIIeience is being co-spon· .. .., IlIIdl Law Students Assn- ... the Indian Law Students 'III "he, the Latin Law Stu· .. oWodalion and Student Bar , "'M, ..... be discussed are: Law .... Preparation, Law School !b' I c Test (LSAT), Admis· .. OIIIria, Financial Aid and - Opfortumties. 1IIe JIllInm will begin on Fri· _f,.1IL with Welcome by Law ..... Dean Clifford Thompson .... lI,lIote address by Howard ,., IIoretary of Employment ...... for Governor Earl. A re- .. Wm follow. The Saturday ..... becins With Registration • ... IJD.. followed by workshops :. Itlapks mentioned above. In 1fternOon. participants will take ~ 1.lIIOdllaw school class, a - J*DeI and an alumni panel. ~ ,. ftcistration information. 8ltpben Rocha, Assistant .. : Law Bldg., UW·Madison, 1I1S. Prd,lieations' II1orkahop ~ GoIdon-Ross will be fea· !'If .... speaker In a work· ... lIlIIIId "Employee Publica· "-- It be IIeId on Wednesday. ~.PJn. in MolD Dl05. Gor· • ., Illllistant to the director '!IIiii I Ilion at St. Luke's lIlli IIIlacine. She writes and ~ IItWIIetter for hospital ern· ~ lidbet presentalion will ;;;:.., """-to's" of newsletter .,':::' hlp Is being sponsored l\r"j ,. from Organizational ~~. 1II~1aa1lll22ll.AIIaculty and .. "*ome to attend. INS 'I\ctets for the .,., 15 ~·s ~ ...........IOId in the IlIoImM'O <OD<IlIInl! !llr II. lld<rdamDer! 1D:terated III an arm of ~ ....-.d to join t.hIs basIDea 1rIImuty. A pope< dme II ....... belli UDtd the md 01 Nowmbe< Any pope< UlBIribut><xII will be ~led CIII SaDy Sdtrader at Ql-7MI to amqe !llr • pict"", or bnnc tbmt to the _ e--aI _ .-me '.,.,7 at I pm. ID U 20l ISO The International Student Organ. ization (ISO) will be meetiog Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. in Union 107. A video tape will be shown, "Isfehzu", and a discussion on our upcoming Nov. 4 party. HSO An organizational meeting of the Hispanic Student Organization (HSO) will be held on Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. In Moln 107. Studerlll interested in assuming a leadenhip role should attend. More information can be obtained by contacting Toby Gomez in WLLC Dl75 (Student Development Office) or by calling 553-2578 . UWPDT The uw·p Dart TeIIll <DMiIIcted the lint IIlI1f 01 its Team QuaJWo:. lioll Tounwnet>I last Friday. The lounwneIlt will contiDue 011 Fnday, Oct. 28 at L30 p.m The pme to be p ye:I IS Crrlet The top Icur players will represent Partside in matrbes opinst the LaCroae Dart TCIID and othen. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DA'IS IN A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time ~SOLDOUT* -::.. $269 WITH TRANSPORT ATIO JANUARY 1-' Arrongtm1'''U !I" (CHOTRAVELI'oiC . • LEGE DAYS" PACKAGE THE OFFICIAL ~~g~ACHTRANSPORTATlON. INCLVDES M<;'~VXVRY CONDOMlNIVMS RIGHT SIX NIGHTS A E FOVR DAYS UFTS. IN STEAMBOA Ty '::~'v~~GIANT PARTIES, AND ~~~~~~:;::DGREATTIME. . _ . "~·~S NOW TAIUNG NAMES FOR WAll'ING LIST SIGN UP AT THE UNiON BUILDING· ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 , RANGER nu.,. OctAlller %7,1113 Parking permits Where does all tl!~_~Jll1eygo? . Each and every year at registra- ~~~ time, a question arises: · ere does our money for parkmg perrnits go?" · "Money received through park- :rpernut fees goes to a variety of ere~t areas," said Ron Brink- ~, director of Campus Securit ·It covers the cost of repainng a~d uutiaJly purchasing snowplows a sn~wblower, a striping machine an a street sweeper. It also a s for the mainlenance of the part~g areas such as light re . ment' pairs, paved . repairs and salt for the ice urmg the Winter months Tw dl • patching positions are . eluding fringe benefits P~d for, insales tax is also char . 5% state nue by the state ged on all reve- "Th . e money also co a typewriter and vari vers postage, ce supplies used b ous other olliff ' y the Sec o Ice. It also pays f urllies and stickers needed ~r the plaques also covers the cost ~r parking. It and the installati 0 the Slgnage Around 'An 000 a on of the Signs th """, year IS tak . e revenues to pay ff en from And, it also covers lh~ th~ loan. the Racine and K services of services" said B 'nkmenosha bUSing P .' n an arking permit f . meter coinage f' ees, parkm o . ,mesand·· mcome make u th interest for Parkside's Ps e total revenue ecunties De ment, governing ca partmamtenance of th us~tlOn and "T e parking otal revenue f areas. $229,000. This rna s~r parking IS of money until fh und like a 101 Justified. Total e e expenses are $227 000 xpenses com , annually" ta e 10 man. ' s ted Brink· Parking system lici by state law R po cies are set the Parksid~ ~gent rule and/or Committee. The a~pus .Planning sists of staff f \ommlttee conrepresentativ~s aa~Udt~and student for recommendi IS responsible the operatin ng to the chancellor annual bUdg:ts""licles, as well as ticket polici ,parking rales and cies, Regent poli . fee for the :: requires a parking dents as w Pll king of cars by sluvisito;". Th~ as facully, staff and that the "f :Olicy also requires er the co:~ :fsufficient t~reeovmainlenanee of t~onstruction and ties." At Parkside ~h';:~hasfaciliIncreased to been "local" contrib ~so provide lhe cits in the op U ,on to offset delibus route to c: tion of the Racine service from th P;S and the shuttle ing lot. e allent Hall park· more "Parking per '1 if th rm s would cost were paid e ~ampus police officers The police Ofr'°ugh this revenue. fied b th icers have been cerf for is;uin: ~ta;e'Jhe usual practi~ issue two w ~ n~vIOlation is to suing an ac~:mg ti~ketsbefore islong as the t I parking citation as not for the wo warrung tickets are Brinkman same charge," staled ee:~o~n added that he is no exmit f paYlOg the parking peree. He ton Iy. "I don't . pays out $35 annual, because 1 :,nd paYIng it (the fee) going to ow that my money is conelud;,ard B . unavoidable costs," nnkman. . 0 15- Dance fe~erstirs with Seven &Seven \ p---- ~ e 'I1liS week's movie is Nighl ollhe • DeId. This classic horror ... IIjust in lime lor Halloween. • lIIIl be showing in the Union QIIIDI Thursday, Oct. 27 at 3:30 p.&, Friday al 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.& IDlI Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Ad· ... is $1 lor Parkside students lid $liar guests. .*** •••••• Come enjoy Halloween night lIoIIday. Oct. 31 at the Union Squn this year with the Milwauk· • boIId Those X·C1eavers. You .., !lave heard their song (You IIIde My Heart) Skip • Beat on the ndit IDd 00 their album. H ,... come dressed in a costu- .. ,... get 50 cents 011 the alrea- ~ price 01 $1 for Parkside IlIdeDts and $2 for guests. Rernem1Ilr lhat you must bring along your PIIaide ID and an age !D. Doan open at 8 p.m. .*** •••••• CaIIle reIal during 12-2 p.m. and lollp.m. and listen to the music of ..., DnIIe. at this week's Collee- ... 1I'.1a1lle Union Bazaar on Wed· ....,. Nov. 2. Everyone is wel- _ Come __ U lake advantage of this •**.* ••••• 1111 tIdeos playing this week are ........ Bird" and U Jobnny La- .... PalIIo •• e Party," both from SCTV. All are welcome to see these videos m the Union Square on Monday at 1 p.m., Tuesday at 1 pm and Wednesday at 9:15 p.m. . . •••••••••• . Tuesday night's movie is "Wesl Side Story." It's playing in the !lnion Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission IS free. All of the above events are sponsored by PAB. •••••••••• The first theater production 01 the year is "I Am a Camera." Performances are Friday at 8 p.m., Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. The tickets are $2.50 for Parkside students, facultyI staff and senior citizens and $3.50 lor others. See other articles this week (or more details. •••••••••• Mark Eichner will be direction the Parkside WiDd EDsemblets concert at 8 p.m. tonight in the Union . Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for others. •••• * ••••• parkslde's Health Ollice is sponsoring a Blood Drive on Tuesday, Nov. 1. Everyone is encouraged to donate. It's from 9 a.m to 3 p.m in Union 104-106. AWeek at the Park X-Cleavers X-citement by Sarah Uhlig ~ :-BauXoCIeavers bring their ~;~ brand of music to Parkside I oween bash. :J) ~ ~";7/;;~NST: ~ 632-5879 ll' oerin.a j RACl~E. WI 1.1: -1lIa_ 'Vd Glue IOllleone yo... love something they'D love. 15% DIeco ... "': MId 1 0% =:-RlagSe .. We feature J1RTQ1~~Rings. ~ Open Friday Evenings Milwaukee's Paradox Theater w.rn be putting OD the play "Mid· Dlghl Dream" at 8 p.m. OD Wednesday . ~ickets are available at the Union Information Center • Che,,)' Chase and hi partners are arms dealers. They sell second-rate weapons to third world nations. But they're not out to tick it to anyone. CHE\'YOiA E SIGOl"R: ;"EYWEA\'£.R GREGOR\' m.OES A \\1LLJA." FRlEDKI. 'FIL." . STEVE n "-JON A\ . lET PROOC IN ASSOCIATION \\lTH Bl'D "ORKJ,' PROOC nos "DEAL OF THE CEoOTl'R'"' Muaic I» ARTHl'R B. RlllJ. STEJ. Execuli\'e Producers.lOS ,,\ . lET. STE\'£. TISCH, PlU.1.. BRJC Produced by Bl'D YORJ{I.· Wrillen 1»' 00.1.. BRI K.\lA:' Oir<ded by \\1UJA)1 FRlEDKJ.' IPG''''' - ... '..~.. ~~_~..... • • 0 -- -..,. ..-....- OPENS AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU NOVEMBE 4th Snap Shots J Am I Caroen," a play set m tile oodaI and _ Ie<IuI climate 01 1m _ and w!lIdl drroDklos !be artivilJos 01 ----".,., IiIIod with lasdDalloD, __ Inn, IS 1be laD IDIID state produdlaa _ 1_ <OlU«1IUye ............ at PIrbIde. 1Am Camera" wnllt!ll by JobD v. 0rult!II and blood on 1be ~p/UcaI boot by Cltrlstoph r I erwood. "BerUn .... ...,. TIle wwl< ed 10 !be Broacttny m !be \All Ulled " II olthe \Ddre,. Brh llUH! Rebecca JuII II of ") .\m .\ Camera" me ...... GermaDy Roman new. 1liIbt<1ubs thn,ed 1'brou«h 01 au. people SU!\1ved," "Lite I drawer fllll of old cancbd pboIns of lam1Jy and friendo. ....e .,., dnwa 10 !be seenungly .eal-life people who are surprised and cap- _ by Isbe ..""",fs 'camera';' PerfO<ltllD<eS in the Commuru, calion Am Tllealer, .,., II 8 p.m. on Fndays, Oct. 28 and NoY. 4 and Saturdays. Oct. 251and Nov. 5, and I 2 pm. on Sunday, Oct. 30, Advan<e U eb and reserved seI' ,aVlJlabJe al !be UIlIOII Info<· ma!>on dek, .,., $250 lor students. _ atums and UW-P slaIl, and $3.50 fa< 0Ih<n. Tlcll.ets 01 !be door 1ft S3 and $4. Fo< ""'"' mfa<malloD call 5$3- Zl45 or 5$3-2581 loft Van ~'luIC the prod tla1Iy .. 'lDIIpoh<l!s' 01 I JfOIIP 01 lriftIds who IMd 11ft"WO<Id 'II' 0 BorUn. wIleD tbIt dly was I , rilln8l JDIICIlet fa< Earn- ...... IIdIer and !be Nm r-rtl' ~ ..... i", ral\JUIIlIIId \It. t*****************t * A ~~~ER OFBEVERAGE-it .... --HASE OFANY O,·E'Ol'I'(). PER ~ ..... ~ fT .-ro~n:R ~ * F~~~ OlE! 0 1.\ .... "Ill I~:RI.' /I ...~; . PIZZA 633-6307 ~ ~ THRrIP .. 2\ To I III TJ RA I.'F. ~ ******************-it Let's get sornelhing straighl right oil, nus may 01- fend some 01 you, and il may re~Mmaodny o::~~ Lord, I may even be shunned Jrom the ern Club," so stand back if you are easily shocked, ake I have a ralber unpleasant announeemenl to m . I find lbe female body attractive. WhatlS worse, I actually find some females mo~ attractive than others. And it gets even more sordid .. I actually have been known to stare as an attractive Iemale passes by I don't ever remember drooling, but, gosh. if you don't think it's torrid enough already, I think lbere is something seriously wrong with you. You see I consider myself a modern man. And as such I co~,der it my duty to rid lbe world of lbose nasty sexist habils !hat have built up over Ibe long eons of human history. You know what J mean. Like rIDding females attracuve. I suppose I have genetics or something to blame. There must be some biological advantage to have men linding women attractive, and vice-versa. But Lord belp me I just can't figure it out. Il I were 0 religious man. I would have to think that God, on his her, its wisdom had something in mind wben be endo ....ed men and women wilb diflerent pb)"ical characteristics. . But. I ask m}'SelJ time and again, is it a sin to fmd other members of the male species unattractiYe, sexuaIIy~' , I suppose so. Otherwise I ....ouldn·t feel so gwlty about leehng the way I do about ....omen. ow don't get me wrong. I realize lbere are many WI}" to judge a person's potential. Looks are prohably way do,." on !be list. It's just !hat I'm human, I baYen't got the time to stop every woman I meet and engage her in a discus· sion about the quantum lbeory or James Joyce. Espedally ....ben I'm late for class. ********** However, my friends, my tale is far lrom complete. You see, 1 do not feel personally responsible for the past tweDty-flve thousand years of history. hny women, most in lact, do not think I should be. But, being a modern man, I guess f would have to go along wilb the o!hers . Unfortunately, lbe flesh is weak. I don't feel responsible for lbe fact !hat my great-great-grandlalber did not auow women to ,'Ote, I think it was wrong 01 him to do so, of course, but I just wasn't around to try to influence his decision in Ibe slightest. Now, lbere are \bose wbo say lbat society over au was to blame, and !hat men suffered as ....en (albeit not nearly as greaUy!) as lbeir female counterparts; but to say !hat smacks 01 sexism. Imagine! 'i'r}'ing to absolve today's man of aU the sexual wrongs of history, What is !be world coming to? One might just as well claim thai au men are not mad rapisls, !hat lbey sbouId not be surgiaDy altered so as to be able to become pregnant as well, or !hat Ibey should not au be hned up against 0 wall and shot for history's wrongs, But no. Like a fool I accepted the fact !hat my girl. friends ....ere au ph)"icaDy weaker !han I. Thus J committed !hat most heinous of au chauvinistic crimes! I _' ., ~_L' ,', " So It Goes by John Kovalic actuaUy carried their books and heavy bags. Makes you sick, doesn't it? Well, I tried to repent. I tried to believe that I had 10 go through penance each day for be,ing a male. But those whips can hurt alter a while, y know? *********** So I got to thinking one night. What if we actuaUy acknowledge lbe fact that men and women are really, physically different? What if we consider the possibility lbat all lhoae men throughout history were not really more bestial lban we are today, but Ibat their attitudes toward women were merely manifestations of the society in which Ibey were raised? Perhaps eyen trying to thlDIl any olber way was so radical that it was abnost lmpossible for lbem to eyen imagine a world of equality, Perhaps I wasn't, as some of the women in my cluses would have me believe, personally responsible for every injustice women suffered over lbe years, So I phoned my friends at the "Modem Man's Club." But they called my attitudes prehistoric and repressionary, And anyway, hall oflbem were out h.. • ing their daily dose of guilt. However, Ibat did not stop my mind from reeling at Ibe consequences of my train of Ibought. Since men and women are physically different, where does \bat leave me? Then, late one night, I woke up in a cold sweat aDd discovered the truth that my subconscious was tryiDc so desperately to hide! I was -a closet heterosexual! It was a dillicult fact to face, but 1 had to meet it. All lbe sigJ'lS were lbere. Attraction to women, desires for close relatioJ'lShips, eYerying ... Right down to my lascinatlon wilb Victoria Principal. I was -a heterosexual. ********** Thus my story ends, It is not pretty, but J felt it had to be told. There are still men out there wbo feellilte I do, You may even be a "helero" yoW'SeU. But JUst remember: lbe number of women wbo want us dead is relatiYely smaU. They are lbe ones wbo lilte asking where lbe humaD race would be without lbem. Just abnut lbe same place it would be wilhout UL Collum wins first round Coaliatoed from Page IZ Board of Regenls before it reached !he state court. He said. however, the decision was essentiaDy Ibe administration's_ "Up to !hat point (when Collum tooIt the case to court) I don't believe Partside bad any legal assist. ance per se," said Tallman. But Nicholas Burckel, wbn was !be cbance\lor's e>:ecuti\'e assislant at Ibe time, said Parltside "consulted wilb lbe uniYersity's legal counsel ot Ibe UW-System in Madison." He said Talman was Parkside's legal adviser in lbe case, Henkel said Parkside had clearly made several mistakes when lbey decided to lay 011 Collum. "Olberwise I wouldn't be taking the appeal and suing lbem in Fed- 'eral Court," he said. He said an appeal by the Regenls would tie lbe case up long enough so !hat Collum would not return to Parkside, because his contract would haye expired 1his summer. "I dOD't tbink from a practical viewpoint the administration at UW-Parltside is going to be happy to embrace RUdy hack into the anns oflbe university," he said. Whit-, whole weekend, huh? Oh goody! (Be gentle.) Bill, get your goddam cartoon in by Monday!! F.E. (BLOODY VIKINGS) Classifieds For Sale !S8-It Model III 16-K computIf with tape deck; programs idiJable. 634-3473. CIr PIrlS: Various AMC, Chevy _ and transmission. 552- .7. fIIMIII SA-5000 Stereo receivIf I mo. old. 50 watts per, .., features. Cost $350; will l1li lor $250. Call 639-1905, Joe, _3 p.m. Wanted ..... WaDled: Women's barbeI'IbOP barmony rehearsal, 1IlIIday nights. Racine Holy QlmDunion Church, 2000 W. l1l\I St. "SIdle Break" Wanted-4 per- .. to share a Sheraton Hotel IIlMD in Ft. Lauderdale on the Slrip with 2 girls. Must have l1li transportation. 681-0411. Miscellaneous .lit you ready for "Old Man 1Imer" ?? Tune·ups, reasonaIIIe. Evenings, 694-4864, ask for 1ft. Earou DOW in Strip Cribbage IOI-guaranleed fun! JoiD the biggest and wildest party, up in Madison. Sarah, I love you!!! IKE. So do I. Guess Who? Madisoo is nothing compared 10 Punch and Judy. Don't Miss!!!!! Halloween party, Salurday, at Madison. on Stale Street. Rick Luehr has a sick perverted mind. (And the girls love it!!) People who talk during movies should buy their Editor meals and beer every day! '\II&alng with the Friends aI WIn Maurer," Friday, Nov. II; 1:3&-7:30 p.m., Holiday Inn, _Silth Ave., Kenosha. Tick- *1$; cocktails, $1. Gov. Tony lil.liiIJ be in attendance. Mother cat part Sia- ... to good homes only. 652- .. .... IDd Calligraphy. Speedy 8VIci. Call Louise, 654-4505. Personals U I want some paper'!!! IIOOO!! Opus. ~e: Last Saturday .., great. Blow Chow Lately?? IIaIae Warming? Smack. =: Readefesl is coming! ! lID. Wldl: Nice French toast ... cIesaert!! f!iIey Maidens: Meet me at my llnited House at Kenosha's ~ Center. Oct. 30 and 31. - p.m. Count Dracula. c....r Club: OPUS is ....... You!! ;"i" Middle- aged grounds- .. Wearing safety glasses Ill. Wanda. ~ ~ are on sale at '- II Fleet. Fran. Irs • Boy! I wanna be an :::'~ John K. (By the way, tulations!! ) to ~love you. (Embarrassed? uld be!!) Carson. ::. ...,. Sancller is still alive! I "" f:U too, and you don't It. be embarrassed. Dimp- . SCHNAPPS Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.P. McGillicuddy achieved fame and r tune throughout Canada. They say .or . ailed his special concocuon c Mentholmint Schnapps had a tas~ so refreshing going in, so smooth go~ down, that thirsty trappe,rs came rom miles around just to buy It. Dr McGillicuddy is long ~one, ~t his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on In your favorite tavern or liquor emporium'McG'llicuddy'S Mentholrnint Try Dr, . 1 the rock , or Schnapps straJ~ht up, on \\,a you with your favonle beer. Any t~ so cool, pour it, schnapps never taS o.'t MIss!!! ~. Halloween party <!Very class penod Rhet<>- ric!!! ~ .. Molly DabIIaI ~ )'OU Friday at the BIG 8.\. KEOFF DEARS LET'S DO OUR BEST • OT TO START THE PLACE 0, fIRE, SHALL WE DAHU:"G' )'OIlI' ('UlTeII1 P cko ill or A1umru Cud and tbe IInl beer IS OIl us cal PIzza._ where In Raone Val: Let' have some ~bral sex K H Roberta: I think I wanl tuna 1<>- mghl. Dudley. Robert: I think I'U go WIth the hamburger!! Cradle-Kid Goddess, \'irgia or Wllcb' lmages o[ women In myth and Iuslory. October 28. 7:30-9:30 pm 62S CoUege A'e .• Racine ,-------------....., I SI.5t tNTltOOUCTOaY aEFU '0 0Ff'U , F1lOM DIt M<GILLlCUIlDV I 10 recer r $I ~ <dund, fdl_ litis rd'ulld .... I lana and " with lbr aodo bel 1_ tilt no.! I orh ......... O' M.;(i --.. I 0. .\k(i~lio:__ SI so Rtfulld 0Ilrr I PO 8m m, Dopt 2. ..... , TX 79f'l\ I . ME E__ I I 1 I I I I I "'=""- I I IMPORTED FROM CA ADA ., ._'" J Wild Life ,.---__ ---, M'; ~~/r>a.rJ I'\~ f~ES lOEI>ff' OUE"~ ) IlT; nMe:,~ P'( Pf?S3ID!l'Jf II,) \)lEW OF 1ltE rea:~r '1'003$1 TO Be SErv t»N6- ouR Sots AUO\l~ TIle IVOR\.O.1Jlt) c..ol'\B/\T CO\lt.D YOIl (rIllE" U~ $CMe-' RE"- } /+S">UR'ONC.E Tll1'lr '1'00 R PR'J'I\£ ctJ OO~fi~~ ~ /~ =::5r-_ - he Funny Paper Caper ftJuuuuD • Krazy Kowalik's Kostume Kastle Our popular "Knife wielding •.•and of kourse our famous madman" Kostume for tbe "Karen Karpeoter" Kostume. Kiddies... KIosel extra. . n b •• tTJ4T.Ji7aT.. % b Cd •••• ~1JJtTJJIl7.J:Ll:L1Ci' n • ~-.itil .. n .-..atC'l..""'r.£T.l.."trtuJtiJt7 WJl1CJ'CLT.unorJOTJ.1rJ.TJ:r11Jo7.LT..::n7.L1J:C1t::7.J'1JJCCt1Otu7J.ifi1Ll:UJ1III HALLOWEEN PARlY WITH THOSE 8 X-CLEAVERS UNION SQUARE MON. OCT. 31 DOORS OPEN: 8 PM II Student '2 Guest soc off cover If you wear a costume UW-P~:'ulred The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater ---. =we C Nuke da Smur]s by Nick Thome In recent years, there has been .. startling increase in the surplus smurf population. Oh sure, they're cute, but there are just too many of those litlle blue suckers. Congress just passed a two-week hunting season, yet that just isn't enough. I don't know how that one Smurfette does it, but there are more smurfs every day. They are on drink glasses. They are on TV. There are little smurf figures. They even make smurf garbage cans. I'm smurfed out! I can't take it any more! He's breaking up! He's breaking up! We can make him better. Nuke the Smurfs. Yes, that's right. Nuke Em All, before it's too late! Hey, we have too many nuclear bombs and too many smurfs; maybe we could slow the prolifera. tion of bombs and end the prolifer· ation of smurts. All it would take is one or two small nuclear blasts and tbose lillie furry lue creatures would be small fiery creatures. Those who didn't get toasted from the initial blast would surely die of radiation sickness. Itsounds rather cruel, doesn't it? (Yes, but necessary.-<!d.) Well, at the smurf's present rate of growth, our country will be overrun before 1984. That's right. Those litlle blue buggers could get a smurf in the White House in '84. In fact, Papa Smurf is going to announce his candidacy next week. The time is now! Join the Nuke Da Smurfs movement before it's too late! Know your Feature Editor II n.na. Otto\le< !'l.1 X-Country places 5th Intramurals ~ Palricia Cumbie Al flIri/ying Springs last Satur- .... men's cross country team fItIIA SIb out of 25 competing ... the top five placing teams _ Norlb Central..56 points; St e- _\'IIlDl. 6>; D!inOlS 51. Benedict, III Lulber, l3t; and Parkside, 165. ...... '. Tim Renzelmann took .... ""11, with a 25.18time on s ... eourse. Coach Lucian ... eommented: "Tim ran a ... _; be always does well." l1II- linisbers afler Tim were: ... IIlIIer 154; Ted Miller 41, ,., &emmo 47, Mark Hunt 50, MJIanning 108 and John Brew- .1101 .... up soon are the NCAA news RegionaIs and the NCAA championship. In order to qualify for the NationaIs the team must place in the top three at the Regional meet "Our chances look good, there ar~ a couple of tearns coming that f don't know what they're like. The two toughest teams are North East Missouri and Indiana Slate, EvansVille. We should give them some competition at least," said Rosa. The NCAA Championship meet is going to be held here on Parkside's National Cross Country Course. "By this time the tearn will be running full strength, all of my runners will be well, including my number one man, George Kapheim," said Rosa. "I am really looking forward to the race." The fall season of mtrarnural 1)1- leyball on UnIOn pad came to a eeeclusion Ocl. 18 Winners of the league were the Brew en.w, followed by Chess m 30 Minutes in seeond, Three Gals and a Guy m lhInI and The Team m fourth place In nag football competition, some confusion existed last thUDday as to whether or nolto play games in the rain, The rain out, so all games were mo'ed bact Concluding play is as folio Tuesday. Oct 25: 4 p m , PAB vs. the "V" Team. 5 p.m.. _ute Ethanol vs. Jerk OIls. 6 p.m., Gladiators vs. the Mass Wasters. 'Baseball Rangers win ampionship ~ Mark Feldman "'Be !be Milwaukee Brewers _aIIIpicuously absent from the ...... p1ayofls and World Series, ItMnslde baseball team won It........ southern Wisconsin ..... 'II League championship •• 1-2 record. \oogue, wbich consisted of --'UW-Milwaukee, Marquet- .......... County Technical a..o...:... - put together by head _ C»ICb Ken Oberbrunner ... lite unpredictable spring =- washed out many sched- ..... .... !lad as many as 16 games ..... oat last spring," Oberbrun- -. "When the weather is ~"'1Ilofall, why not play then? .Ilancers played four games lie lIln!e teams except Wau- ... 1lIlere they had two rained .", ~ splitting with Waukesha, llMlIt three out of four .... Marquette and swept all four IJW·M. .. Oberbrunner hoped to drill :: ~ hit-and-run baseball, • ~ have found runs from ... IIeapected source-the home .: a double beader with UW-M, tIt ..- SCOred a 22-3 victory in 1liiie and came back with lIlrasbinc in the nightcap, hit- =.- round-trippers in the ~ .... really pleased with the ;: played," Oberbrunner said. ... to !be play the game in the ..... \lellpeelive, and not wait ......... fur the hig inning, but ifs ~ pleasure to see the ball go .... -leace." ~=::ncarried five pitchers , all freshmen. Dan Elled the corp with a 4-0 ;:"" Randy Spiegelhoff fin- .... to refine some of the ... on the pitchers," Oberbid. "UT __ .:n L __._ n 1.......... way to go, but I was very impressed." "They didn't walk many and threw strikes, made the other tearn hit the ball." And as the other team hit the ball, the Rangers played tough defense, turning 10 double plays and throwing out four rUDners at home plate during the season. "The team spirit was really turned on by the defense," the coach said. "The spirit was really up. We also got a lot of timely hils to drive in some runs." Scott Brieznk and Tom Weipert were in a close race for team ~ttlng leader going into the last senes of the weekend, both battlDg close to .450. bo t Oberbrunner is optimistiC a u the spring season. "I hale to make predictions, there are lots of th.1Og5 that can happen, but I am hopmg for the besl." . While the Rangers were mlSSlng key players on the fall team,. they will hopefully return to the lIneup next spring, along with promtslDg transfer students Kurt Kun12, Kyle Backus and Dwayne Mclean. "We played without John Hyatt, our center fielder and caplaID, "'t Joel Maier," Oberbrunner sal "Shawn Patterson is playIng basketball, but we hope t,~ have them all back in the spring. , Women s fastpitch softball tryouts Any woman student who is \:':~- ested in trying out for.:;~~\~ womens fast pItch L' da Draft should contact CoathChhlO ed buildat Ext. 2317 or ID e P Y 0 . The team does have pre-seaso ;~~tice and any potential members should participate. Thursday, Oct 27' 4 pm .• Absolute Ethanol vs. the 'Y' Team. 5 p.m., the Grapplers vs the Blitzed The standings for the Ieog.... after sis games 01 play ~ The Grapplers 4-2 The Mass Wasters 4-2 The Blitzed 4-2 Gladiators 4-2 FEELCHEAP! IT 00 FEELI G! FRI. & SAT. 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"This Is a r-i f'DIS - !be D ...... Collum an aca- layoff in the middle of a con'-- boD 10 ,- off .-, ' . term " ~"" . -, ber of tbe AthletiC . cIomir Jla/I ": laid off last Flynn ordered Parkside to roIlirt Dopor1meDt was Collum .with back pay. The dl!<isbl SopIember appealed 10 !be eircuit WIn be m effect unless the Board of ~ !be Board of Regents Regents decides to file an aPI>eIL ~ !be PaltsJde admmislra' Lee Da!ton of the Slate Attorney . d . . General s office, who IS represenl. ua;:,' Ius"':ion, Flynn said that,; ing the SYS~,. said a request for ParbIde and !be Regents had Iol- I j./ an ap,peal IS m our office right 10 ~ Improper procedures In ,t, now.. ~ 01 fOW'areas they ruled on Dalton said the Regenls COI1SidPMkslde, said Flynn, laid orr Rudy Collum ered Collum's layoff an adrninistra. Co11um .. 1len tbere .. ere three per- ployee to represent them. It was tive decision because of the prom !be athletIC department who also ";proper he said that the same gram changes. . -.. junlor 10 hun and whose JObs lawyerrepresented the administra- Walt Shirer, Parkstde's Director he coaId have filled of Public Relations, said the layo({ He also said Portsi<!e had no le- tiO~ynn said however, that Parksi- was "a decision the campus makes cltiJnate procram reasonsto lay d had mad~ a reasonable effort to here, and that's what the caseis all him off ecea though the adrrun- f'lend Collum alternative employ- about." lstnuoo -- that the Athleuc But, he said, Parkside has 110\ DepanmeDt had 10 lay hun all be- m~uum has also filed a separate been involved in the case since Col. CIlDt of budget cuts Court h gmg lum appealed to the Board of fte. P. de also "olaled ItS af· lawsuit in Federal , c ar gents. that he was denied due process and flt1llatiVe aetlan program, Fl}'I\n was discriminated against. A UW-System lawyer, John Tall- - Collum would not commenl on man, advised Parkside and th. AJoo .• conItict of mterest was b H -'~ ~- !be ,,--~ of Regents the case, but Ius attorney, Bo en- C· ed P 8 ~~~ w""" ...... u ed I Co rt OD(iDU 00 Ole .- • uv.oSj tern altorney, an em- tel, said the suil in F era u Want to go to college, but you don't nave all the money? Here are a few words of advice ... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At H n e Bank .. e bel,e-' ~ six months after you leave ryonc ~h uld ha\' th oppor school. And then you only pay tum to I m and '0" And an annual percentage rate of 90,0. .. re mmltl<'d10 doin ,omethin~ The other loan i.for Parent. or about It by offenn t",o types of loan~ Independent Student.: for h her t'ducauon Regardless of your adjusted gross 0- ......iajaat for Student.: family income, parents can borrow Our Guaranl«d tudent Loan can up to 83000 annually from Heritage et an und ~raduate sludent a Bank. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 43 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student Body President and Vice President Sepanski and DeChant Impeached Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document March 13,2014 *V% University of Wisconsin Parkside's Student Newspaper The Ranger News is written and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Student Body President and Vice President Sepanski and DeChant Impeached Doria DeBartolo debar004@ u wp .edu A senate meeting was called to order by speaker Dustin Beth on Feb 24. The meeting minutes state that it was Senator Steven Miksch who made the motion to impeach President Annalee Sepanski and Vice President Mila DeChant. The motion was seconded by Senator Byron Dowse. Speaker Beth made it clear in the meeting that he would not be voting "yes" or "no" on the issue, but rather abstain since he needed to be neutral on the issue. Senators Miksch, Dowse, Tennyson, Mian, Naji, Longrie all voted to amend the agenda by impeaching President Sepanski and Vice President Mila. Senator Marybeth Perdomo abstained. The vote requirement is 3A of the senate for the amendment to pass. With 6 votes in the affirmative and one abstention by Senator Perdomo the speaker announced that the president and vice president had been impeached. Miss Sepanski and Miss Dechant were not present for [nor informed] of this meeting, no one in public Following the vote, Speaker Beth stated that by order of succession, he would become President. Nominated by Senator Beth and seconded by Senator Dowse, Senator Miksch was unanimously appointed by the senate as the new Speaker. On Monday Mar. 3 at 12 noon in the Oak Room PSG held their first regular meeting after this impeachment. President Beth mentioned that due to legal counsel the 2nd item on the agenda would be a revote and discussion on the previous meeting's impeachment resolution. It was perceived regarding this action that PSG was in violation of open meetings law. Pres. Beth stated that they will adhere to that counsel's suggestion to revote and re-discuss. Beth said he would be presiding from the meeting and only act as a chair. In discussion, Sen. Perdomo asked who the sponsors of the impeachment were, to which President Beth immediately responded "Senator Miksch". Sen. Miksch added that it was "[himself], Sen. Dowse, and Sen. Longrie" who sponsored the impeachment resolution. When asked by Sen. Perdomo if Dustin was aware of the upcoming impeachment resolution Sen. Miksch responded "no". Sen. Perdomo went on to ask who wrote the resolution to which Sen. Miksch responded "myself'. When the re-vote was taken, the majority was once again in the affirmative. The motion to approve and ratify the impeachment was made by Sen. Miksch and seconded by Sen. Dowse. Soon after the revote, Sen. Perdomo motioned to extend speaking rights to Miss Sepanski and Miss Dechant to speak. The motion was approved and they were each given a total of ten minutes to speak. President Sepanski addressed and strongly denied the resolution areas of which their impeachment was made upon which included: 1) President Sepanski has not visibly complied with Article III, Section I. " Provides oversight of departments within Student Life." of-the Constitution by not visibly or on the record of providing oversight of Student Life. 2) President Sepanski has not fulfilled Article III, Section II Each member shall maintain voting rights in Executive Board meetings, to be chaired by the President of the Constitution by not officially posting or hosting Executive Board meetings. 3) President Sepanski violated the boundaries of Executive Power by attempting to declare a SUFAC meeting and misconstruing her ability to call meetings of PSG. 4) Vice President DeChant has not fulfilled Article III, Section III Acts as the Parkside Student Government liaison to lobbying organizations and coordinates events with such organizations by not attending Student Representative Meetings, United Council Conventions, as well as coordinating events with said lobbying groups. 5) President Sepanski has not appointed a Parliamentarian or initiated a process since October leaving severe legal advising opportunities empty which violates Article II, Section II, II. 6) President Sepanski has not appointed an Elections Director within the 60 day margin of elections according to Chapter 5, Section 5.05 of the Bylaws. 7) President Sepanski failed to effectively handle the arising conflict between the SUFAC and former Director Nancy Jaimes. 8) President Sepanski and Vice President DeChant were not honest about the Travel Budget in specifics to the USSA Conference to which both have budgeted themselves to attend. 9) President Sepanski and Vice President DeChant have not been accountable to the Senate. 10) Vice President DeChant illegally allocated sponsorships without going through the Senate for approval. They also expressed sincere gratitude towards the Senators for their teamwork and efforts to fairly represent the UW- Parkside Student body. Dean McGuckin added: "On my behalf, for the record, there has been no misappropriation of money, no actions taken that violate any student policies or procedures here at the University of Wisconsin Parkside, and both the Chancellor and I have indicated to our two leaders that we will provide them with letters of recommendation based on the fact that information has been put out to the public in such a manner." PSG statements continued on page 7. Former President, Annalee Sepanski Former Vice President, Mila DeChant Appointed President, Dustin Beth Appointed Vice President, Alex Villapando Photos courtesy of the Kenosha News. The Ranger News March 13,2014 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI53141 Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 E-mail: rangernews@uwp.edu Editor in Chief: Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp.edu Advertising Manager: Brandon Hopkins hopki017@uwp.edu Staff Reporters: Copy Editors: Photographer: Designers: Cartoonist: Robin Brown brown218@uwp.edu Doria DeBartolo debar004@ uwp .edu Kari Tower-Sevick tower003@uwp.udu Katlynne Davis davis086@uwp .edu Michael Jensen jense089@ u wp .edu Raymone Pajarillo pajar001@uwp.edu Doria DeBartolo debar004@uwp.edu Hannah Emery emery004@uwp.edu Maggie Lawler lawle020@u wp .edu Kari Tower-Sevick tower003@ u wp .udu Deanna Antony anton013@uwp.edu MISSION STATF.MF.NT: THE RANGER NEW S STRIVES TO INF ORM, EDUCATE, AN D ENG AGE THE UW-PARKSIDE COMMUNITY BY PUBLISHING WELL-WRITTEN, ACCURATE STUDENT J OURNALISM ON A B I-WEEKLY BASIS, AS WELL AS ONLINE. The Ranger News meetings are every Friday at noon in MOLN 107. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are'welcome to attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangernews@ uwp.edu. Like to meet with us? We are located in the Student Center in room L101A. ;>v. % * Letter from the editor Looks like its about that time again, Rangers. What a crazy few weeks, am I right? First olf, I'd like to point out that you all let me down. I asked you to come up to me and say "zebra cake" if you read the article, and you know how many people did that? One, and it was my father. Thanks a lot, guys. Just kidding, kind of. Our staff is growing! Its an amazing thing. These are the glory days. Come join us! We have donuts at layout, so there's an incentive for you. We also have someone that vacuums while we're trying to work. Shoutout to that guy. Seriously, we want to hear from all of you. If you have opinions on anything going on around campus, send us an email! The student body's opinion is so important. Faculty, we aren't excluding you either. Have something to say? Share it with us! This is your paper just as much as it is ours. We'd be nothing without an audience. And everything we write is for your benefit. This'll be the last issue until April, so keep "liking" us on Facebook. You can stay up to date that way, and we've got some fun things planned. I hope you all have a great Spring Break, enjoy the nicer weather! Thursday March 13 How I Learned To Drive 7:30PM-9:00PM Black Box Theatre Friday March 14 How I Learned To Drive 10:00AM Black Box Theatre Noon Concert Series: Student Recital 3:00PM-4:00PM* Bedford Concert Hall How 1 Learned To Drive 7:30PM Black Box Theatre Saturday March 15 Women's Softball vs. Quincy University 12:00PM-2:00PM Somers, WI - Case Softball Complex Sunday March 16 Women's Softball vs. Truman State University 12:00PM-2:00PM Somers, WI - Case Softball Complex Wednesday March 19 Bedford Concert Hall Thursday March 20 • 2rs BH Walnut Room Women's Softball vs. Winona State University 2:00PM-4:00PM Somers, WI - Case Softball Complex Friday March 21 Noon Concert Series: McKeever Duo 12:00PM-1:00PM Bedford Concert Hall Saturday March 22 Men's Baseball vs. University of Missouri - St. Louis 12:00PM-3:00PM Somers, WI - Oberbruner Field Sunday March 23 Mens Baseball vs. University of Missouri - St. Louis 12:00PM-3:00PM Somers, WI - Oberbruner Field 'Calendar says 3pm, but this might be a typo. All noon concerts are typically at 12pm. Noon Concert Series: Australian Chamber Orchesta Ensemble 12:00PM-1:00PM Is there something you want us to talk about in the next issue 1? Do you have a story suggestion? Send us an email at Rangernews@uwp edu! March 13,2014 The Ranger News 3 Doria DeBartolo debar004@uwp.edu BRING YOUR COLLEGE ID AND EARN A $5 BONUS EARN UP TO $280 YOUR FIRST MONTHI INTERSTATE BLOOD AND PLASMA • Less Cost • Fully Online • Flexible Schedule • Same UW Professors • Same UW Degree |H| UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN •ate* An online Associate of Arts <§ science degree Earn credits this summer toward your UW degree while having the flexibility you need with UW Colleges Online. New and exciting classes: • History of Rock & Roll (MUS 278) • Nutrition & Weight Control (HES 209) • Economic & Business Stats (BUS/ECO 243) Register now for summer classes. tiWlZAtI f on YOU! ONLINE.UWC.EDU/REGISTER Junior Haley Klinkhammer is in her third year here at Parkside. After graduating from Iremper High School, she decided it would suit her best to stay in Kenosha and apply to UW-Parkside. "I chose to go to Parkside so I could live at home to save money. When I was a freshman, I wasn't ready to leave home yet. I also grew up in Kenosha, and T love it here. So, I'm happy I stayed." Haley is currently working toward a bachelor's degree in communications. She chose the communications major because she still isn't quite sure-exactly what she would like to do after graduating, and taking this route will leave with open options. The communications major has a really broad assortment of classes that I find really interesting and can also be applied to everyday life," Haley commented. This semester, Haley is working on the second of three courses for the Conflict Analysis and Resolution Certificate (Comm 385), which is one of the classes that she has enjoyed the most at Parkside. "We do a lot of warm ups games and activities. Oftentimes everyone will write down a real life situation and each group chooses one to act out. We really make fools of ourselves, but we're comfortable with each other. Exercises like this really helped me open up more not only in this class, but in all of my classes," she added. Parkside has been a huge help in taking Haley in the right direction. She commented on the importance of networking and connections, and noted her appreciation for the relatively small number of students within her major, which has also allowed for a closer-knit group of students. "You never know where your classmates are going to be after graduation. Keeping in touch with a network of people can make a big difference in the future. One day we can all help each other out." Not only is Haley a hardworking and successful full time student at Parkside, but she is also an extremely talented singer/song writer. Her first EP entitled Finding Myself was released in 2011. Currently, she is working on a second album that she hopes to release within the next year. Her previous album was recorded at a local studio, but she is excited about this new album because it will be self-recorded with her own equipment. "The sound will turn out to be a little more real and personal on my second album." Haley has been singing for as long as she can remember. Since elementary Photo courtesy of Haley Klinkhammer school she was always involved in her school choir, and last year she sang with Parkside's choir. Along the way she has experimented with several instruments including the violin and guitar. After a few guitar lessons in 7th grade, Haley decided that she would continue on by teaching herself. She fell in love with acoustic guitar and has grown in to a brilliant musician. She has also just begun teaching herself how to play the piano. It may come as a surprise to most that Haley has decided to stray from a music major, but she says that "it wouldn't be something [she] loved to do anymore; it would be something [she] had to do." Haley mentioned that her greatest supporters are definitely her parents and her fans. She said some of her followers are still in contact with her today after first discovering her on YouTube almost seven years ago. As far as inspirations, Haley has been really into The Civil Wars lately, who are well known for the track "Safe and Sound" from The Hunger Games soundtrack. She says it's hard to point out a favorite artist b ecause her taste is constantly morphing and growing. Her inspirations come from many different artists. Haley hopes to put together a tour in the near future. Check out her YouTube Channel and follow her on twitter at http://www.youtube. com/haleybop5726 and http://www.twitter.com/haleybop5726. She is amazing. -• ••• " fit - $ I - 2053 22ND AVENUE KENOSHA, Wl 53140 PH. 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For more than twelve years, The Vagina Monologues has given voice to experiences and feelings not previously exposed in public. OPEN TO EVER YONE WHO LOVES VAGINAS! EVENT PRICE: $4 Percentage of proceeds will go to Women & Children's Horizons Inc. \ fcT \ IAI \ I RJommm and Ekifdnen'* fjaelsant, ,.9nt. Sponsored by UUJ-Parkside U/ome n's Center UNIVERSITY OR I WlSCONS! Mini.; ,,1, SAVAGLIO LW LY VISION We invite you to visit our beautiful frame dispensary and choose from the latest in fashionable eye wear. We carry both affordable and high-end frames such as Juicy Couture, Kate Spade, Max Mara, Harley Davidson, J-Lo, Banana Republic and many more! 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As she was called then, Li'l Bit recalls sweet remembrances of driving with her uncle intermingled with an inappropriate sexual relationship. For adult audiences, this story is a remarkably humane and surprisingly humorous reflection on family dysfunction. [For mature audiences. "Rated R"] Due to the subject matter, there will be guest speakers and talkbacks following most shows: Thursday, March 13th: John Moore, Assistant Professor, Communication Dept. "Communicating Pain: The Health Benefits of Talking about Traumatic Events" Friday, March 14th: (10 am): Talk-back with Director and Cast of How I Learned to Drive Friday, March 14th: (7:30 show): Marcy Hufendick, Program Manager and Senior Counselor, Student Health and Counseling Center & Kelly Horvath, University Police "Resources & Support Systems for Victims, Survivors and Those Who Care about Them" Saturday, March 15th: Josef Benson, Assistant Professor, English Department: "The Trafficking of Women and the Incest Taboo in How I Learned to Drive" How I Learned to Drive An adult drama by Paula Vogel, Black Box Theatre Sponsored by WRJN 92.1 FM/ WEZY1400 AM March 13, 14, & 15 at 7:30 p.m. March 14 at 10 a.m.; March 16 at 2p.m. . Tickets: Students $10, UWP Employees $14, General $18 Boxoffice@uwp.edu, (262) 595-2564 Or order online: UWParksideTickets.com 1 ItBqTiB HITS prf c&tfMTy How I Learned To Drive Mar. 7,8, 13,14.&15 7:30 pm by Paula Vogel Mar. 14 at 10 am Mar. 16 at 2 pm 6 The Ranger News March 13,2014 Figure Studies exhibit comes to UW-Parkside Foundation Gallery Kari Tower-Sevick tower003@uwp. edu The Foundation Gallery here at UW-Parkside is currently filled with the work of 28 artists that all focus on the human figure and how it is viewed. While there are many artists featured in the Figure Studies exhibit, 1 will briefly review Philip Schultz and Amy Misurelli-Sorensen, as well as the style they incorporate into their work. Philip Schultz is a unique artist. He has his master's degree from UW-Milwaukee and uses a small studio in Racine to craft his work, which is formed from various types of media. Mr. Schultz is a sculptor, painter and sketch artist. One of his works that deals with the human figure is "The Malcontent", a cast bronze sculpture which features a woman in dress. Most of his works deal with the human figure in some way. For a while now, Schultz has been trying to ask Congress to consider disabled artists and the difficulties that have in selling their work. This is a question that is important to Schultz, who lives with mental illness and uses his medium of art to bring light to this sensitive subject. Philip Schultz's work allows the viewer to see the world through his eyes, and to appreciate what he has contributed to the exhibit at Parkside. Amy Misurelli-Sorensen is the Gallery director and curator here at Parkside, but she is also an artist. Her work specifically explores the female form. MisurelliSorensen graduated from Parkside in 2004 and received her master's degree from American University in 2008. She uses both sketches and photography as mediums through which to express her ideas. One can see the beauty of the female form in her work, which has been shown across the country. The subject of her photography is women in underwear who have been photographed in public places. In her sketch work, the human form is still highly visible. Amy's work features women doing everyday activities as well as some activities that may not be so common. For example, one of her sketches features a female trying to get out of waders, and after the third frame it is visible that the subject is wearing a two-piece suit underneath the waders. Her works come alive and it's clear to see what MisurelliSorenson as an artist is attempting to express. While these are just two of the artists featured at the Figure Studies exhibit, it is worthwhile to take the time to browse through the gallery. It is amazing how the subject of the human figure can inspire such wonderful works. This exhibit is open until March 23, and the Foundation Gallery is open from 9 a.m. until 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. UWP Art in the Library The Color Run comes to Racine Robin Brown robin218 @ uwp .edu Robin Brown robin218 @ uwp .edu On May 24, 2014 The Color Run is coming to Racine! Colorful races have been quite a trend throughout America recently. If you are unfamiliar with The Color Run, it's a 5K race in which participants are blasted with colored powder at certain checkpoints along the course. When you reach the end, you are completely covered in various colored powders. It's a fun way to get exercise with friends and family. If you register for the event before March 15, the price is $40 per person. This includes your spot in the race, a Color Run t-shirt, tri-colored headband, shoulder sling, tattoos and more! Sign-in starts at 9 a.m. at Pershing Park in Racine with the race starting shortly after. When you cross the finish line there's a Finish Festival consisting of music, dancing and color throws. Although it's dubbed a "race" there is no set time limit or prize for finishing first. It's meant to be a fun event for you to enjoy without the stress of having to rush through it. For those concerned about the health hazards of the colored powder, rest assured its colored cornstarch that has been approved to be safe and non-toxic. If you are concerned about inhaling the powder, it has been suggested that you bring a bandana to cover your mouth or nose. To register for this event visit: www.thecolorrun.com/racine/2014-05-24. The UW-Parkside library is hosting its semi-annual art exhibit starting March 19, with the work being displayed through April 30. The show will feature art of all mediums from students, faculty, staff and alumni. Although the works will not be sold, the library will provide each artist's contact information if requested. The show will have an opening reception at 12 p.m. on March 19 where there will be a chance to meet with the artists and enjoy refreshments. The show is a great way to get involved on campus, and whether or not you have submitted a piece for consideration, the opening reception will be an enjoyable event for all. If you can't make it to the opening reception, you should consider stopping by the library before April 30 to see the wonderful ait provided by our community. For specifications about the show please visit: blogs.uwp.edu/ library art March 13,2014 The Ranger News 7 PSG Impeachment Reaction Statements44 While I'm very disappointed with the Senate's actions regarding the impeachment, I recognize their vision for wanting to move forward with accountability and transparency. I remained neutral throughout the whole process which will allow me to work to meet the standards of what the Senate outlined in their impeachment resolution. My Vice President Alex Villalpando and I are prepared to work very hard over the next few weeks to prepare a new approach to representing students. As always, I welcome fellow students to share their concerns and ideas for how to make our campus work! 55 -Student Body President Dustin Beth 44 Almost all the senators, minus a few, are afraid to speak up. Dustin Beth has constantly harassed senators and fills them with empty promises. They don't know what his true intentions are, which are simple: Dustin is in it for himself - no one else. He has no problem using as many people as possible to get things his way. The impeachment was completely a move on his part. I know that the Senator who is the Speaker now claims that it was his idea, but I'm not a fool. Dustin's hands were all over this. He practically signed it. I'm ashamed that PSG has become an organization that lacks integrity. Annalee and Mila have worked so hard; harder than the previous Presidents and Vice Presidents. They are both extremely un-bias and want what's best for the student body. They are good people and Dustin tried to tarnish their reputation, but that didn't work out so well for him. The impeachment was without merit and I could have argued until I turned blue in the face for Annalee and Mila. The senators that voted to impeach Annalee and Mila either believed Dustin's lies or were too afraid of him to vote how they really feel. I really hope things change. I do. 59 -Senator Marybeth Perdomo Tammy McGuckin, photo courtesy of the UW Parkside Website 44 It has been a pleasure working with two student leaders who have actively advocated on behalf of all Parkside students. The traits they exhibited in their roles as PSG President and Vice President - dedication, passion, support, and leadership - are to be commended. ^ } -Tammy McGuckin, Dean of Students Dear UW-Parkside Student Government Senators: I am writing to express my appreciation for the leadership and representation of students' voices provided by Miss Annalee Sepanski and Ms. Mila DeChant. Since being elected to serve as PSG President and Vice President, Annalee and Mila have represented the UW-Parkside Student Body at the Chancellor's Governance meetings, UW-Parkside Master Planning meetings, campus visits for Provost candidates, and the College of Arts and Humanities Student Advisory committee. Miss Sepanski and Ms. DeChant consistently represent the diverse interests of our student body and provide an excellent voice for student issues. During a recent Governance Leaders meeting, Annalee and Mila received a round of applause from the faculty, academic staff, and classified staff governance leaders and members of the Chancellor's Cabinet for their leadership and commitment to serving UW-Parkside students. I am proud of the service, voice, and leadership provided by Miss Sepanski and Ms. DeChant. Sincerely, Debbie Ford, Chancellor Chancellor Ford,>hoto courtesy of the UW Parkside Website. **Annalee and Mila were approached for comment, but decided not to run statements at this time. 8 The Ranger News March 13, 2014 Actually we fix phones, tablets, iPads and computers! We fix iPhones (262) 484-4196 2701 B 18th Street Kenosha, WI 53144 www.TechHelpTTi.com Located in Glenwood Crossings next to Domino's Pizza Show your student ID and receive 10% off all repairs! We know Tech. We're here to Help. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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PSG President Dustin Beth: talks of a second impeachment swirl among senators Doria DeBartolo debar004@uwp.edu When you come to college, bring your attorney. During the Parkside Student Government weekly meeting on Monday April 21, talks of impeaching student body President Dustin Beth surfaced. Although reasons for the possible impeachment were unclear, it seems that the accusations surround inconsistencies with meeting minute postings, updating of the PSG Constitution and Bylaws, and an absence of solid communication with the public regarding PSG decisions and meetings. With less than a month left before elections, some senators were concerned with the reputation of PSG considering this would be the second presidential impeachment within one school year and were hesitant about going through with the impeachment, although "there may in fact be some sort of grounds to base the impeachment on." Outraged, President Beth mentioned his concerns with alleged private talks amongst senators about a potential impeachment similar to the talks that occurred prior to his and current Vice President Alex Villapando's takeover of President Annalee Sepanski's and Vice President Mila DeChant's seats. President Beth reached out for legal counsel in light of the situation, and a letter was sent to the PSG senators from his attorney. The content of this letter is still unknown. According to comments made during the PSG meeting it addresses a failure of the senators to properly inform President Beth of their plans to impeach him. President Beth also expressed that he and his attorney believed there were serious "defamation issues" within the resolution letter. During the meeting, President Beth stressed the fact that elections were such a short time away, and an impeachment at this time "would make us look like a joke." To which senator Gabrielle Krawczyk responded "you are the joke." Tension grew and attention was called to a woman taking notes that was seated next to President Beth. When President Beth was asked who this woman was, he was quick to respond "she's just a friend." Dean of Students Tammy McGuckin noted that having anyone other than PSG members seated at the meeting table was inappropriate and will not be tolerated. President Beth agreed, and the woman remained seated next to him for the remainder of the meeting. Although it has not been confirmed, some believe this woman to be President Beth's attorney. When given speaking rights, Senator Gabrielle Krawczyk said that "the student body has been locked out of this meeting room and they have expressed many concerns with our current President." She also mentioned that President Beth assumed a seat in student government that the "student body did not want him to have." She went on to say that another impeachment "may make us look stupid, but who cares. This is about letting the students have their voice be heard." When Senator Byron Dowse inquired about missing PSG minutes from campus connect, President Beth claimed that a hard drive with all of the missing meeting minutes on it has been missing from the PSG office and he is currently in search of it. A conclusion to the impeachment resolution was not reached, and the issue was tabled for their next meeting. President Beth also confirmed during this meeting that he and Vice President Alex Villapando would no longer be running for office for the upcoming school year. Vice President Alex Villapando remained silent for the majority of the meeting. Photo Courtesy of University Relations. A Brief Look at the Student Health and Counseling Center with Acting Director Renee Kirby Kari Tower-Sevick tower003@uwp.edu The Student Health and Counseling Center is here to help students succeed. The Center is paid for by student fees and tuition, and employs four counselors (two share a full time position) and two nurse practitioners. They understand that students at UW-Parkside are working harder than any other campus throughout the UW system. The UW System Board of Regents feels that students' health, both mental and physical, is very important. To that end, they have set up a policy 23-1 Basic Health Module, which states that each UW campus needs to have on campus health services to assist students. While some of the services provided at the center are free for students, some have fees that are reasonable when compared to the average walk in clinic. From sexual health to having sutures removed, the nurse practitioners are there to help support students, as are the rest of the staff. The nurse practitioners have approximately thirty years of experience from area healthcare systems, both Wheaton Franciscan and Aurora respectively. With their varied experience they bring a unique understanding of healthcare to the Parkside campus. Both see patients daily, and students can schedule an appointment with either of them for an annual exam, annual gynecological visit, athletic physical exam, STD testing and for other health needs. Nurse practitioner Mary Callahan works three days a week and Shewanna Brown, also a nurse practitioner, works three days a week. There are four counselors who work with students at the Student Health and Counseling Center. On top of working for the Health and Counseling Center, counselor Mary Hufendick is also supervisor of the Student Peer Health Educators. The remaining three counselors are Vicki Wahler, Katie Lohre and Dan Baldwin, who will be leaving at the end of June.These wonderful people are dedicated to helping students succeed and work through any issues as needed. Counselors are trained to work with sexual assault, depression, anxiety, anger management, adjustment issues and other situations pertaining to mental health. Students must have an appointment to meet with a counselor. Appointments are scheduled with the first available counselor, and students should expect to have an initial appointment within one to two weeks. The Center holds membership in the American College Health Association (ACHA) and the Center for Collegiate Mental Health (CCMH), two organizations dedicated to ensuring best practices for college health and counseling centers. Additionally, individual staff hold membership in other professional organizations. The Center is here to help students. In the last two years healthcare visits to the center numbered approximately 2,000 for both health and counseling visits. While there is no fee for a counseling appointment or office visit to see a nurse, there is a $10 no-show fee due to the fact that another student could have been seen during that time. Students can also sign up for text message reminders for appointments. So the next time you think you have a cold, strep throat, or need to work through a difficult issue, visit the UW-Parkside Student Health and Counseling Center. Walk-in hours to see a nurse are posted daily on the Student Health and Counseling Center's Facebook page, or students can call 262-595-2366 to make appointments. The center is open Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday from 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. and Mondays and Thursdays from 8:00 a.m.-6:30 p.m. Friday May 9 Taming of the Shrew 7:30PM Main Stage UW-Parkside Annual Hunger and Earth Day Cleanup Taming of the Shrew 8:00 AM-1:30PM 7:30PM Petrified Springs Park, Pavillion #3 Main Stage Sunday May 4 Monday May 12 Finals Week Begins Saturday May 17 GRADUATION! MISSION STATEMENT: THE RA NGER NEW S ST RIVES TO I NFORM, ED Ucate, AND EN GAGE T HE UW-P ARKSIDE COM ­ MUNITY BY PUBLISHING WELL-WRITTEN, ACCURATE STUDENT JOURNALISM ON A B I-WEEKLY BASIS, AS WELL AS ONLINE. The Ranger News meetings are every Friday at noon in MOLN 107. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome to attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangernews@ uwp.edu. Like to meet with us? We are located in the Student Center in room L101A. ~~~ May 1,2014 The Ranger News Letter from the Editor 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI53141 Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 E-mail: rangernews@uwp.edu Website: trnonline.org Editor in Chief: Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp.edu Staff Reporters: Robin Brown brown218 @uwp .edu Robert Carravetta carra006@uwp.edu Doria DeBartolo debar004@uwp.edu Brandon Hopkins hopki017@uwp.edu Erin Hopkins hopki020@uwp.edu Jalen Perry perry039@uwp.edu Kari Tower-Sevick tower003@uwp.udu Krista Schrader schra010@uwp.edu Copy Editors: Katlynne Davis davis086@uwp .edu Michael Jensen jense089@ uwp .edu Designers: Katlynne Davis davis086@uwp.edu Hannah Emery emery004@ uwp .edu Maggie Lawler lawle020@ u wp .edu Photographers: Saraya Harris harrill3@uwp.edu Carl Rollmann rollmann @ u wp .edu Cartoonist: Deanna Antony antonO 13 @uwp .edu Wow. I'm still speechless. Winning a Distinguished Student Leader Award for my work with TRN means everything to me. To whoever nominated me, thank you, from the bottom of my heart. I hope you read this. It's an amazing feeling when something you love more than anything is recognized, and I m glad I was able to bring some recognition to our school paper. We re never going to stop working to bring you guys the best campus news we can. We're still growing, and we're still developing our skills, but we're only going to get better. Dean Karpowicz and Stephanie Sirovatka-Marshall, thank you guys for helping us from the beginning. We would be nothing without your continued support. Staff, I love you guys. Thank you for all your hard work every week. It's crazy that this is our last issue of the semester, but what a way to finish! To all my senior friends graduating in a few weeks, I know you will all go on to do great things. I'm going to miss seeing you around campus. It's not going to be the same without you. College is bittersweet. Lastly, to my lovely boyfriend whose birthday is today, I hope you have a fantastic 22nd birthday. I'm so proud of you. I can t believe you're graduating already. Seems like just yesterday I met you in that philosophy lecture. Boy. I'm glad I went to that (I didn't want to because it sounded boring, but look at how that turned out). I love you. That's all Rangers! See you next semester! Thursday May 1 Tuesday May 6 Public Speaking Night Final Stretch 2014 - Miami Beach Party 7:00PM 6:00PM Student Center Cinema Student Center Terrace W • ^BPPMPPIHWWP" Friday May 2 Thursday May 8 Photo courtesy of Don Lintner and University Relations. Noon Concert Series 12:00PM-1:00PM Bedford Hall #Letters: True Hearts Revealed 2:00PM The Rita Monday May 5 **For more events, please visit the UW-Parkside website. Final Stetch 2014 - Last Lecture 5:00PM Student Center Cinema UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble and Community Band 7:30PM Bedford Hall Taming of the Shrew 10:00 AM Main Stage Final Stretch 2014 - 7:00PM-9:00PM The Den Taming of the Shrew 7:30PM Main Stage Craft & Karaoke Night (s there something you want us to talk about in the next issue? Do you have a story suggestion? Send us an email at Rangernews@uwp.edu! May 1,2014 The Ranger News 3 Student letters to the Editor My name is Carly Renguette, and I am in a wheelchair. Over the past school year, one thing has become very clear to me: people at UW-Parkside need to be more aware that there are people who use the elevators out of necessity. When people use the elevators when they do not need to, it causes a hassle for the people who do. In my own personal experience, there have been times when I have gotten on the elevator and it is jam packed with people who are going up or down one or two floors and when they get off, they do not seem to have anything noticeably wrong with them. Yes, there may be people who have some reason or another to take the elevator that is not blatantly displayed like my wheelchair or even people who are carrying or pushing something heavy, but that is not always the case. I can tell by the guilty looks of some of the people when I get on the elevator. What some people may not realize is that when they take the elevator, they are actually causing the people who need it to have to rush to their classes. Now, people could argue that the people who need to use the elevator could just leave a minute or two earlier for their classes, but why? People need to take into account the fact that the people who need to use the elevator would probably give anything to be able to take the stairs. In my case, I remember what it was like to be able to walk around and go wherever I wanted to. Now, I have to rely on a wheelchair and inconsistent machinery (elevators) to get to classes on time. Keep in mind that when the elevators decide not to work, I do not get to go to class or I am late because I have to find a different way to get there, which most of the time means I have to go outside because the elevators are not very close to one another and there are not a lot of them. There are only five main elevators at Parkside, and they are basically in separate buildings. The people who do not need the elevator can simply just go down the stairs. The people who need the elevators can not. The sad thing is that it probably takes just about the same amount of time to walk up a flight of stairs as it does for the elevator to make it up to that same floor. I have seen it. If people were more aware of what taking the elevator means to the people who truly need to take it, it would make their days just a little bit easier because they would not have to stress about trying to get to class on time. -Carly Renguette UW-Parkside is a great school and there's plenty of reasons why I like it; however, there is one particular setback. I think the library hours are inconvenient and should be changed. I was recently studying in the library with two or three other students, when we were kicked out because the library was closing. This irritated me and made me question the school's reasoning of this incident. Why would a college close the library - a place of study for all of its students? What if some students don't have any other time to study? What if other students just purely need extra time to study? I believe Parkside should look into this matter. Furthermore, if I could change anything here at UW-Parkside, I would change the library's hours of operation. Lauren Hickson P.S. I'm a student athlete so most of my studying happens late at night after practice and after all my other homework is done. Parkside's library closes at 11:30pm and only stays open later for finals week, not even for MIDTERMS! This was a frustrating time for me. Last semester was grueling. Not due to it being my first in collegiate academics or two polar vortexes. It was the fact that something as simple as transportation could not be executed by UW-Parkside's bus route employees. This trend has continued now through the middle of second semester, and has no intention of subsiding. Day, after day, students wait for what seems like an eternity for the van that sticks out like a sore thumb. As it rumbles it's way around the wood road roundabout, we are left frozen. One of the drivers concentrates more of her time on her bluetooth headset [rather] than her job making those who she hauls around frustrated as they arrive late. Driver two tends to take too much time going around the area that stretches only one mile. The solution? Make drivers focus on their jobs to be efficient, and quick getting students [who pay good money to receive an education] to class. Having the drivers monitored on a specific time table will keep the drivers in line with the simple task they are given. With the regulations placed, surely this will prove beneficial to all who attend UW-Parkside for years to come. -Ben Petersen When an incoming freshman attends registration at UW-Parkside, they are told many things; many of which are forgotten immediately after they are told. One thing I did remember is when the student leading my group mentioned the so called law about smoking near the entrances to the school. On every entrance to the building, it is printed clearly, "no smoking within [X] feet with in the building," and it even cites the law supporting it. There are also signs in some of the larger areas that read "public air intake, no smoking with in [X] feet of this sign." Now the thing my student leader said about it was what stuck in my head about registration. She said what the rule was, but then she followed it with, "no one really follows this rule at all, and no one tries to enforce it." I almost thought nothing of it at the time because I did not think it would be as extreme of a problem as it is. What she said was ridiculously true. People smoke right next to the doors, all over campus. Personally, this would riot bother me if I did not care about my health. The best part about the more than frequent breaking of this law is that every entrance on the inside of the building absolutely reeks of stale cigarettes because of how close people smoke to the entrances. The lack of enforcement on this law is out of hand, too. I've seen police officers walk right past people breaking this law. If the officers paid attention to this problem, they would be writing a lot of expensive tickets. People who have severe asthma or are allergic to smoke are forced to walk through the mob of smokers who insist on standing right on top of the door while they spread their bad habit to everyone who passes through their second-hand smoke. Those who are supposed to enforce this rule or lack thereof do a better job of enabling the rule to be broken then they do enforcing it, especially because they place the cigarette disposal well within the X amount of feet limit by the entrances. Most of them are right next to the door. If the disposal is placed right by the entrance, people hang out closer to the door. I want to ask smokers, is it so much for a simple rule to be followed to protect our peers' as well being from your own? Is it really asking so much to stand just a little further away from the door so those passing by are not forced to experience the side effects of your habit too? -Hera Hulsey The University of Wisconsin-Parkside sits on 700 acres of beautiful forest landscape. About 4,500 square feet of that land is covered in concrete used-for parking lots, and another 1,200 square feet is covered in cement used for roads and walking paths. There are plans in motion to increase the amount of parking space and concrete that is covering the prestige grounds the university was built on. For those who are students at UWP, they are well aware there are four parking lots available on the grounds for use: Talent, Dorms, Student Center, and Rita. On average three of the four parking lots fill up daily; however, parking in Talent barely fills halfway. Where is the necessity to expand or create another parking lots? There is not one, the university has a limited student body and thus no need to make more room on the grounds for vehicles that will not be there. Preserve that excellent forests and fields each student is honored to see everyday. -Quinn Kelly I want to play with Lions. I want to take an afternoon nap with tigers. Eat lunch with a pack of wolves. Unfortunately, the school that i am at does not offer a zoology degree for me to realize these dreams. I feel that all school should offer a variety of majors and degrees, rather then having to go to a place like Antarctica to get a degree in something that we love. I think that offering more variety in majors could increase the amount of people that go to Parkside. -Augustin Nielson Unless someone lives in the Kenosha or Racine area, the chances of knowing the University of Wisconsin - Parkside are slim to none. The reasons for that might be that UWP is a very small school, with few majors to offer. UWP has about 36 majors to offer, while other UW Schools such as Oshkosh, Whitewater, Eau Clare, and Stevens Point, all have over 60 majors to offer. If I could change anything here at Parkside, I would change our lack of majors. Having more majors available will increase our student population. It will also bring more money to the school, giving it a chance to expand. Ultimately with more majors UWP will become a more known school. -Armando Torres u4u.info/summer 3916 67th Street, Kenosha, Wl 53142 Phone: (262) 657-7850 docsavaglio@wi.rr.com www.savagliovision.com Show your University of Wisconsin ID to receive: 30% off glasses and 15% off contact lenses! restrictions apply #Letters: True Hearts Revealed By: Anna Antaramian McGuire & Judith Warren Pick up college credits at your local UW Colleges campus! Sunday, May 4th 2pm Univeristy of Wisconsin-Partcside The Rita Studio A UW-Baraboo/Sauk County UW-Barron County UW-Fond du Lac UW-Fox Valley UW-Manitowoc UW-Marathon County UW-Marinette UW-Marshfield/Wood County UW-Richland UW-Rock County UW-Sheboygan UW-Washington County UW-Waukesha Suggested donation of $5 per person, with all proceeds going to the UW-Parkside Theatre Aits Scholarship Fund. - A family affair for ages 12 and up. This intriguing play examines the lives of famous people through their own words, exposing their challenges and achievements. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN SAVAGLIO We invite you to visit our beautiful frame dispensary and choose from the latest in fashionable eye wear. We carry both affordable and high-end frames such as Juicy Couture, Kate Spade, Max Mara, Harley Davidson, J-Lo, Banana Republic and many more! SERVICES • Comprehensive eye exams for infants children, adults and seniors • Contact lens services for all types of vision, including bifocals • Cataract and Lasik co-management • Eye allergy treatment and relief • Red eye • Pink eye • Foreign body removal • Urgent care/emergency visits May 1,2014 The Ranger News 5 Artside at Parkside Robert Carravetta carra006@uwp.edu The 2014 Annual Senior Art Show is the time of the year when Parkside seniors get to showcase all of their hard work and demonstrate what they have learned in their time here at Parkside. The Senior Art Show is a rite of passage for the art majors here at Parkside, where they are responsible for everything from the work being displayed to hanging the entries themselves. It's a great honor and one that some students spend years preparing for. The artists responsible for this year's show are Calla Bilhorn, Callie Rusch and Allie Pipitone. While writing this article I was given the opportunity to sneak a peek while these artists were hanging the work. What stood out to me as a student who is unfamiliar with art is that each wall of the gallery is covered with the hearts and souls of the artists who have made all of this possible. When you first walk into the gallery, you are welcomed by the wonderful illustrations of Allie Pipitone, whose lighthearted cartoon animals tell a deeper, darker story than any episode of Scooby-Doo. Turning the corner, you will find yourself confronted by the extravagant drawing styles of Callie Rusch, who chose to express her technical side with highly-rendered drawings of her grandmother that make you feel as if you are in the front row. Finally, Calla Bilhorn's artistic expression is captured in visions of gremlins and fairies with such intricacy that you will have to see it to believe it. While Calla chooses to let her art speak for itself, Callie and Allie were more than happy to give an interview. Something that should be known about these two is that they have a reputation of sorts throughout the art department. Whether it's for their sparkling personalities or their impeccable artwork, these two are well-known by the staff here at Parkside. Interviewing Callie and Allie was interesting to say the least. They insisted on being interviewed together, and now I know why. Almost immediately, I could tell these were two great friends, and after mentioning this to them, Allie let slip that among the art department they have acquired the nicknames of "Frick and Frack" for their eccentric personalities and their unconventional art. When asked what their theme was for the show, Allie started by saying that her show "focuses on the comic arts with darker themes." Callie's response was, "I usually only do art for art's sake, but this time I wanted to do something that has a little more meaning and is more personal." By Allie Pipitone I also asked them what they believe separates them from other artists. They both agreed what separates all artists from their counterparts is that they are all on a different journey. All artists are constantly trying to evolve. In order to incorporate themselves into their art, artists take the things that are important to them and put those ideas into their works. The moment you stop traveling within your own mind is the moment you stop being an artist. Being senior art students, I asked them what the best part was about being an art major here at Parkside. They replied that the best part of Parkside is "the community aspect of it that we got to know this semester...meeting artists and discussing new and different aspects and appreciate different styles of art." I then asked what advice they would give to new freshmen. Allie said, "Get an advisor and get to know your professors." Callie's response was "Don't treat everything so preciously, you need to detach yourself from your work, because there is harsh criticism and if you don t learn to take that criticism you're going to fail...the rejection is character building, it makes you better." After having witnessed the amazing abilities of the senior artists here at Parkside, I find myself wishing for more and hoping that this won't be the last we see of them. This show is a window into the artists creative minds, and has become something personal. It's not just another place for artists to show their work. Instead, it has become a place that allows it to live and breathe. The opening for the 2014 Annual Senior Art Show will be held in the Foundation Gallery at UW-Parkside on Thursday, May 1 beginning at 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. By Calla Bilhorn By Callie Rusch 6 The Ranger News May 1,2014 The existence of tourism in Kenosha By Meridith Jumisko, Public Relations Manager at the Kenosha Area Convention & Visitors Bureau (and UWP graduate '99) Whether Kenosha is your'hometown - or merely your adopted hometown during your college years - the Kenosha Area Convention & Visitors Bureau encourages you to experience and embrace all the great attractions, restaurants, events, and recreation opportunities that exist in our community! Be a Tourist in Your Own Town! National Travel and Tourism Week is celebrated May 3-11, and it's the perfect time to shout from the rooftops that tourism in Kenosha County is a significant contributor to our local economy and provides a positive quality of life for those who live, work, and/or go to school here! Tourism fuels our economy through visitor spending at restaurants, hotels, shops, gas stations, and recreation and entertainment venues. It generates tax revenues for our local municipalities, as well as provides jobs and income for our residents and business opportunities for entrepreneurs. In 2012, travelers spent an estimated $161.8 million in Kenosha County, and Kenosha County ranked 19th in Wisconsin for traveler spending among 72 counties. The tourism industry in Kenosha County sustained 2,858 jobs in 2012, which provided $66.3 million in personal income. Economic impact figures for 2013 will be announced during Tourism Week. Here are two more facts from 2012 to put tourism in perspective: Each Wisconsin household would have to pay $575 in additional taxes without the revenue generated by visitor spending. Also in 2012, one in 13 jobs in the state were supported by visitor spending. What do tourists do here in the Kenosha Area? They enjoy our unique, locallyowned restaurants like Franks Diner, Big Star Drive-In, and The Spot Drive-In; shop at Pleasant Prairie Premium Outlets and our specialty shops like Jockey Factory Store, Andreas and Tenuta's; take the free train tour at Jelly Belly Visitor Center; explore Downtown Kenosha; and ride Kenosha's Electric Streetcars. They also lounge on our five Lake Michigan beaches; browse through five one-of-akind museums; climb the Southport Lighthouse; meander through art galleries; shop at Kenosha HarborMarket; play at RecPlex; and step back in time at Bristol Renaissance Faire. Tourists go charter fishing on Lake Michigan with the Kenosha Charter Boat Association; enjoy windsurfing, waterskiing, boating, and fishing from the shore of Kenosha County's many inland lakes; and experience snow tubing, downhill skiing, and snowboarding at Wilmot Mountain. They compete in such events as the Wisconsin Marathon, the Pleasant Prairie Triathlon, the Kenosha Area Dragon Boat Festival, and the Athleta Iron Girl Triathlon. They sample delicious foods and beverages at Museum Crawl, Taste of Wisconsin and Grill Games; and enjoy beautiful music at Country Thunder Music Festival and the HarborPark Jazz & Blues Festival. You get the idea: tourism exists in a BIG way in Kenosha! Tourism does exist here, and therefore the Kenosha Area Convention & Visitors Bureau exists! The KACVB was established in 1986 with the express purpose of increasing visitor appreciation of and spending in Kenosha County, Wisconsin, thus improving the economy of the region. The KACVB promotes the Kenosha Area as a fun, friendly, refreshing and affordable overnight tourism and meeting destination to individuals, groups, and businesses throughout the world. To market our destination, the KACVB follows a detailed media plan, which targets potential travelers in the Midwest region. The plan includes print and digital advertising, public relations, and social media. We invite you to get connected with us on social media! Be sure to follow Visit Kenosha on Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest to receive updates about events, specials, and more. Share your photos of having fun in Kenosha on Instagram - use hashtag #KenoshaFun to appear in the Social Lounge on our website. You can learn more about all there is to do in the Kenosha Area by exploring VisitKenosha.com or calling 262-654-7307. Our website includes the 2014 Kenosha Area Visitors Guide, an event calendar, coupons, video tours, contests, our blog, and more. Sign up for our free monthly e-newsletter online to keep tabs on what's happening in the Kenosha Area and learn about special events, promotions and offers by local businesses. Our website also features the spring/summer edition of our FUN 101 list: 101 Things to See 8c Do for Under $10 - Many are FREE! The KACVB also serves travelers at two Visitor Information Centers: at 812-56th Street in Downtown Kenosha and at 1-94 8c Hwy. 165. Follow the Learning Technology Center on Twitter! - D2L questions? - find video tutorials - need to update java? - keep up with A/V news - want to know the lab hours? - make helpful suggestions - need to report a technology problem in a classroom? @UW ParksideLTC Scan the barcode to be taken directly to our twiter! Citizenship is associated with certain rights and privileges as well as duties; in order to claim these rights and privileges and to perform these duties everyone needs a solid understanding of how politics -works, and what it can achieve. This course is a general introduction to politics, including basic concepts such as power, authority, legitimacy; types of political systems and approaches to the study of politics, and some problems common to all political systems. politically Politics and governing Politics and the exercise of for Politics, citizenship and democracy Politics as collective choice .Political philosophy and polit Political approach to human ?r: people, resources; power ^Politics feminist perspective Global politics This is a General Education course in Social Sciences, and also is an introductory course that counts for the Political Science major. Fall 2014 MWF 11-11:53 am May 1,2014 —' —— . The Ranger News 7 4th Annual Anti Bullying Showcase: Stand up and speak out against bullying Doria DeBartolo debar004@ rangers .u wp .edu For the second year in a row, UW-Parkside will be hosting Kenosha's 4th annual Anti Bullying Showcase on Wednesday May 7th from 6:00pm to 9:00pm in ParMdet enema Theater In Previous years the event was held /local high^m udtng Mary D. Bradford High School. The showcase is presented by Parkside's Alpha Sigma Omega Gamma Alpha Omega, Kappa Delta Chi, Sigma Lambda Gamma, Zeta Phi Beta, and Zeta Sigma Chi Sororities along with Omega Delta Phi Fraternity Also presenting is the Office of Multicultural affairs (OMSA), Parkside American Marketing Association (PAMA), Rainbow Alliance, and WIPZ Ranger Radio Event sponsors include Black Student Union (BSU), Tau Kappa Epsilon Fraternity Inc. (TKE), Virtual Student Success Center (VSSC), Sigma Lambda Beta Fraternity Inc. (SLB) Sodexo, and Educator's Credit Union at Parkside. The showcase will be featuring young talent from across the Kenosha and Racine area, with ages ranging from elementary to high school students. These students were invited to perform choreographed dances, sing, and act out short skits. Also featured will be D.T CA$H, motivational speakers including Damien Evans (OMSA), and antibullying skits. Admission will be free, and food and refreshments will be provided. Anti-Bullying showcase event coordinator and Parkside student David Byrd says that his main goal in putting on the event was to simply create awareness. He went on to say that bullying has always been a prevalent issue, but few tend to recognize the severity of the potential outcomes for those who are bullied as well as those who bully. Byrd was first inspired to organize this particular showcase 4 years ago when the son of a close friend was continuously getting bullied along with his dance group by another group of students. The problem became out of control when the rude comments and remarks turned into physical confrontation. At this point, school administration became involved and notified his mother of the issue. Distraught that something like this could have been prevented, the young student's mother told Mr. Byrd that someone needed to do something about this growing problem. Someone needed to make more people aware of the severity and intense impact bullying can have on a young person's life. Byrd also believes it is important to teach young people that it is normal to feel uncomfortable and angry if you are a victim of bullying, but it is also important to recognize these emotions early on and keep them under control by reaching out to the right people rather than keeping the situation to yourself. "It will drive a person crazy keeping those kinds of emotions in!" Byrd adds. Some advice Byrd has for parents of young students who are being bullied is to communicate with the parents of the student who is doing the bullying as well as with the school they both attend. He says that this is the first step in getting the problem under control. He also says that parents who realize that their child is a bullying someone they can do the same. It would also be helpful to bring their child to events such as the Anti-Bullying showcase so they can hear the stories of those who have been impacted by bullying. Their understanding of the outcome of bullying will be deeper and hopefully cause them to think twice about what they are doing. When asked if he thinks bullying is present on campus here at UW-Parkside Byrd responded "Yes, I see it a ll the time." Although he believes the types of bullying to be slightly different from those recognized among grade school students, they are still present even among professors. He urges people to really think about what they say and how they say it to others, because we never know how great or small of an impact our words or actions whether positive or negative may have on another. "Come to the showcase and really listen to these speakers, it is truly eye-opening." Byrd says that the turn out at the showcase last year was more than what he expected, and he hopes to be even more surprised this year. Photo courtesy of Doria DeBartolo Noah: The Tale of Disappointment and Offenses Krista Schrader schraO 10@rangers .uwp .edu Darren Aronofsky's Noah had an anti-cult following well before its release on March 28 of this year. The film was banned in five different countries, most of which Muslim and Arabic countries, for going against their belief systems. The Vatican newspaper L'Avennire even stated in a film review that the film "ignores God". Pope Francis will not watch the film even after having met with Russell Crowe, the star of the film, and Aronofsky. Christians are calling for a social disclaimer to be added to the beginning of •the opening credits stating that it is not accurate when compared to the Biblical story. So why is everyone in such an uproar about one film? I was determined to find out why, so I conducted a survey of Christians of multiple denominations and non-Christians including an atheist and an agnostic, to see what their opinions were of this biblical tale. Unfortunately, I was not able to find any other religious viewpoints to report on this film. Warning: there will be some slight movie spoilers here! In the film, Noah is told by God, who is never called "God" but instead The Creator", that a great flood is coming and he needs to protect the innocent, e innocen in Aronofsky's adaptation are the animals. As per the biblical story, two o eac anini seek Noah out to be their savior, but Noah is certain that man is not to a p• o this plan and should not be spared. Screenwriters took great liberties withthis sing concept. In the vivid scenes of death throughout^* film, a lot of seemingly innocent people die brutally for the sake of the "innocent . , , , nn, That ••Noah was supposed to be a good man. TtoMbto •laystotl.eo> movie did not make him a good man, one Catholi T Hon't Vnow what Character from the movie was not the man I grew up learning about. I don know what that was, but it wasn't Noah." auminofnrhp1n and "It made me cry," an atheist said. "Watching all those people screaming for help, and ||^oX w^/t crazy, whiclfis what they made him out to be," stated a Catholic ChrisMagic was another large problem on to get their strong emphasis on a glowing golden rock wtac . ry c „The Creator„ hands on. This rock ultimately brings about the fad of th^ grandfather to seek out a clean slate, as well as Anthony P » als0 had many gi_ Enoch, to have the ability to use magic with juto ^ ^ ^ ant rock creatures called Watchers who aid o mixing in some weird- "They took an epic religious story and complete y rui ass sci fi. I don't know where the hell they think Watchers made of stone appeared in the Bible," said a Catholic Christian. "I don't understand why the angels had to be made out of rock. The angels were not rock in the Bible," another Catholic Christian shared. "You really have to take it with a grain of salt," said a Christian of Protestant beliefs. "Yes, I can understand why some people are upset about there being magic in the film, but isn't that was miracles are? Magic?" "What the hell were those stones supposed to be anyway?" an atheist wondered. Above all, people were upset about the environmental undertones that the film portrayed. The animals were the only innocents, and the whole war began over harvesting ^ stones from the ground. The land was a complete wasteland before the flood because of the destruction of mankind. I heard from both Christians and non-Christians about the environmental issues of the film. "They can take any story and make it about the environment," said a person who identifies as a Satanist. "They took the story that was supposed to be about the way that man treated his fellow man and made it about how man treated the environment. They completely changed the whole message of the story," another believer of Catholicism said. "Why were they all vegetarians? Is it in the Bible that you have to be a vegetarian?" an atheist asked. "It contradicted itself. First we have to be good to the environment and it's because we weren't that the flood is going to happen. Then Anthony Hopkins has a magic seed that grows trees specifically for Noah to cut down to build the ark with to save the environment. If it's going to change the entire story to 'save the environment' then fully change it. Don't half-ass it to work for you," argued a Catholic Christian. >. It seems that although Aronofsky's direction, as usual, was spot on with his signature repetitions, vivid use of color and visually pleasing images mixed in with visually disturbing images. But it was not enough, to win either crowd over. Some see his usage of cert 'ii: w s as being blasphemous, such as the use of magic in telling the tale, as well as tanting a beloved hero of the biblical story into a slightly deranged man. To non-believers, it was disappointing because it was just another excuse to make a film into a warning of the dangers of how we treat our dwelling. Either way, I think it's safe to say that although he built the ark, Noah sank. Ranger News Crossword Puzzle - per email suggestion Across 1. Hit up the if you're looking to get fit. <aeoKi++y^ Comia - Week S 2. Chancellor once saved a student from an elevator. 6. 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