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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document February 1a, • University 01Wisconsin-Parkslde /' Vol. 1., No.1 • United·Council trip leaves delegates frustrated by Amy H. Ritter News Editor '1lIe troubled love affair be- \feeD the"'Parkslde Student Government Association (PSGA)and United Councll (UC) maysoon be over. Parksldedelegates to last weekend's(Feb. 12-13) UC eIIIlVentlon·in Green Bay reo lIlmedlor the most part rruslIated and disappointed, even InsUlted. PSGAPrestdent Alex Pet· tit, with senate approval, plans to pull out of the organilatton. Petllt's worst disappoint. I\OIItof the weekend was the 8elest01 his proposal to audit tJC'sbooks in search of mrsappropriationsof funds that mayhavebeen used for partt8BIl actlvltles. UC PresIdent Adrtan Serra· ' I) recently ran into trouble .wi \be Secretary of State, WIlen he and Morty Hansen, lInner UC executive dtreclor, sent letters promising !"JllPIllln aupport to several Denioei&tlcstate representaUvea,on United Council sta- -ttonary. Friday Pettit made are· quest of the joint meeting of Presidents and Directors to audit UC's books. He said he hoped to determine if any money, through telephone, mail or travel expenditures. was used for partisan politics. "The body stated that they felt that with the State's Attorney just having gone over much of the books, that that was sufficient for them not to require any type of internal audit," Pettit reported. They feit it had gone on long enough. "They would just as soon pass a 'slap in the hand' referendum (directed at) Mr.. Serrano. "As far as the audit is concerned,' Pettit explained, "The reason I wanted to do one ..inspite of the fact that they'd been investigated already ..was simply because' they're not going to be tooking for the same types of things that I would be looking for. I would be looking for much smaller amount of money than what they would be looking for. Alex Pettit "Misappropriation of $II to make a telephone call, for the purposes of helping a campaign, or an individual, would not show up on a standard Investigation. But for my purposes, It's just as bad, It not worse, . than anything else. It's something we should find out about." The Secretary of State's otfice has issued no formal audit report. Although It Is within his legal rights to conduct an investigation personally t Pettit said, "It would look petty. They really don't want to deal with an issue like that right now." Serrano reportedly contacted seven or eight campus presidents the Tuesday prior to the UC meeting, urging them to vote against Pettit's proposal. "He was quite successful in convincing them that this was unnecessary and a waste of time," Pettit said. "That Irrftated me a great deal." DC action over the weekend eslablished SUFAC (The Begregated University Fee Allo· cation Committee) as a shared governance commntee, a measure UW-Madtson bad been pushing . Pettit feels UC has become a branch of MadiSOn's student government assocatton. "We're not focusing on isSues anymore, we're only deallng with the restructuring problems," he compla1ned. The voting structure of the organization was changed erlowing governing documents to be changed by a majority vote, where previously a twothirds vote was reqUired. Parkside's votes were needed to pass this measure, Pettit explained, but the Parkslde delegates were treated shabblly in several respects. One delegate was verbally abused by the student government president of UW·Whltewater. "The treatment of our school has been less than the treatment of other schools," Pettit said, exptalning the motives behind ParkBlde's declslon to pull out of UC. "We've ,received nothing for our troubles. " In addition, Ps,rkslde's Legislative Affairs committee can function independently. "We've remained a mernber of this body in the hopes that our participation can chaJl«e what.. wrona. but we've fa1led. "I'm aakIn& the Senate to support a posItton to with· draw from United Oouncll." Radio station could soon be a reality Activity hour in jeopardy by Laora Pestka ~mbers of Parkslde's 11\ ty Senate have proposed aeuelimlnationof the student llonVity hour, raising objec. cam among student leaders on PUS. lIJn'1'hO actiVity hour· Is tile ~~r1ocI blocked off on 'rids y, Wednesday, and even~ at 1 p.m. for club acUViU meetings, and other lChedu\ea.No ctasses are ed at this time. .:~': CarniVal, held last lIlatlim' an example of hoW ties e Is used for activl· utuize~eactivity hour is also \lartm by the Fine Arts de· certs ent to schedule con· !low • Senat ever, certain Facuity Iits inelhmembers see no bene· e hour. "Th hourb ~ne "O'clOCk, activity lIorw Sly, said Eugene L. ltead~ Ilumanlties division lIJn ea ubs should meet at· Ittmethabt.are convenient to •• III ers." That statement.is rldicu. lous," countered Alex Pettit, PVkside Student rjovemment Association (PSGA) president. •'There are no classes scheduled at that time to make that hour convenient for students." Norwood said that a recom· mendation to pass a resolution to eliminate the activity hour would be offered at the Faculty Senate meeting Tues· day (Feb. 16). Norwood said that neither students nor faculty had had a say in implementing the ac· tlvlty hour. The administra· tion had initiated If and reo served the right to end it It they choose. he said. Students hope to have a ~y. in the final decision. Pro· posals of this type usually proceed through the Campus Environment committee, al· though this proposal (to eliminate the activity hour) did not. PSGA was alerted of the Senate's actions by As· sistant Chancellor Qary Grace. Opponents of the activity hour argue that It has vtrtualIy wiped out afternoon classes on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. One o'clock Is consld· ered prime time for classes. Because of the activity hour, they assert, ciasses must be --i!<fueezed in between 8 a.m. and 1 p.m .. causing problems with confllcting classes and parking. proponents of the hour argue that Parkslde Is a com· muter campus and many stu· dents work in the afternoons and evenings. Elimination of the activity hour could inhibtt many students from getting J!lvolved on campus. "Without the activity hour, we are more like a high school than a college," said Pettit. "Students go to class and go home. There Is no op· portunlty to participate in ac· tivities. " This is not a new issue. For flve years, attempts to elimi· nate the hour have been launched and shot down. . '. in amplification systems. The station will broadcaat Mon· day.Frlday, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Moet of the equipment WLLC Radio Free Parkside needed has been donated, Inwill be bopping and blasting cluding two turntables and a throughout the !tec center cassette player. Perrault said and Union Square within the that he would ll1Ie to acquire next two months It pJans for better turntables because the the Radio Committee are suc· equipment that will be used cessfu!. noW may daznaI8 the reo Dan Perrault, Parkslde Stu· cords. dent Government AllsOClation Perrault said the station (PSGA) Senator and chair· needs a rnJxlng board "real man of the Radio Committee bad. We might have to buy It said that the radio program or find eome money in the for ParkBlde has three stages private account (of PSOA). that It hopes to accomplisll We bave a group of people within the next two years. worlting on getting the proPSGA has aJ1eady Imple· duction together right now. Of mented $"JIlO into Its annual course, anyone who wants to budget for the program, get Into It Is welcome." which Is presently a standing He said that right now the committee of PSGA. Segre· committee Is looIdn& for dee· gated University Fees Alloca· jay. to work one or two hoUr tion Committee (SUFAC) shifts. No experience or U· Chairperson Jenoy carr said cense Is needed, but they will that the committee has a1. bave to bring their own reo ready looked at PSGA's budg· cords unW a record library et and sees no problem with can be bullt up fOr the sta· the radio program allocation. J.. tiO~~xt fall the committee Within the next two months, h.... to· 't a carrier cur· Perrault hopes to bave the o.....s ge tern that runs station set up in a Rec cen~r ~~g: th?~lectricaJ system . room behind the bar which s of the school It Is a form of now used for storage because . the Union building has bullt· see Radio PIJ!Ift 3 by Kelly McKissick News Editor and Steven R. Picazo 2 Thursday. February 18.1988 Ranger. our view 'United Council is useless to Parkside Last weekend's trip to' Green Bay to attend the United Council meeting proved iess than fruitful for the Parkside delegatiolf. After leaving the Parkside Student Government Assoclation (PSGA) with a greater than $2,000 deficit in its bUdget, Adrian Serrano, former PSGA president and current United Council president, has once again escaped prosecution by the skin of his teeth. The Councll should be addressing the concerns of students like tuition increases and other pertinent problems on the campuses. Instead. the Councll battles questions of structure. which should have been settled long ago. For Parkside students and other cluster campuses. having a president of the Council come from our school ahould have proven to be a benefit. This has not been the caae. Serrano has sold Parkslde and all the other students at cluster campuses down the proverbial river. There has not been a single Issue to come out of United Council this year that has helped Parkside. For the My cents per student, per semester that we have spent on United Council, or "Useless Council" as we have begun to call it, we could have had our radio station project on Its feet and running by now. United Councll·-a good Idea--a sad fallure. PARKSIDE STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION SPRING ELleYION '88 March 9th & 1Dth Positions Available: I * President * Vice-President * 9 Senate Seats * 1 SUFACat-large seat Petitions Available Now in the PSGA OFFICE / \ ~~~\~~ "BOY. AM I SlUFFED! HELP YOURSELVES TO WHATEVER IS lEFT!- IL...-Yo_u_r _vi_ew_s ' _~ ] Letters bring thanks, claim racism Editor's note: Due to an editing erTOTJ the following letter was cut in an inappropriate place. The Ranger apologizes to Mr. Masterson and reprints the tetter in its entirety. To tbe Editor: I ask that you allow me this opportunity to address the campus. In the last week some of you may have noticed copies of a 4 X 5% inch, yellow and baby-asptrtn orange manuscript spread through the campus. The manuscript entitled "Soinewhere in the Room" Is a pilot edition of a project funded by the Lecture and Fine Arts Committee. It is this committee's duty to support the cultural enhancement of our community. "Somewhere in the Room" Is an Informal and casualout, let that will hopefully appeal to a wide range of the student body. The format Is relatively inexpensive and Intended to capture the Imagination of Its - readers. The first edition, for instance. was designed to convey a particular concept in a five to len minute sitting. Hopefully Its "hidden theme," an Ellotesque glimpse of American today, moved and inspired the readers to create art themselves. At least we hope the issue left the readers pondering. I encourage anyone of the creative persuasion to check out this publication and submit something to It. "Some. where" is looking for all kinds of original, creative student works. Poetry, essay, fiction or deslgn--anythlng Is possible. "Somewhere" is especially looking for illustrations to accompany the written word. On this note, I wouid like to thank Ted Injasullan for the illustration of the first issue. .submissions can be made through the f>SGAoffice adjacent to the Coffee Shoppe In the lower level of the WLLC building. Please send the sub- -missions in care of Senator Masterson. Contributors are encouraged to leave their names and phone numbers on their submissions so that they can be contacted. Thank you on behalf of "Somewhere in a Room." JJ Masterson To the Edttor: ThIs letter comes to applaud the efforts of the Ranger." in promoting the Studs on the staff. It also comes to note that Brian Mal· lory, the only Black StUd,Is stereotyplcally placed last In the calendar, in the monthof December. During a time wben slereotypes are trying to be dis· pelled, and America is eelebrating Black H1stol'YMonth in tribute to the contributions of African Americans 10 the development of the United States, It Is a- sad eommeatary for a supposedly progressive student newspaper to. perpetuate racism, hOW, ever subtle . n seems to me that a more approprtate month lor displaying Brian's pose would have been June, tne sixth month which divides the cal· endar Into two equal parts. Another alternative to pJa~ ing him iast would have beeII to place him in FebruarY' Black History Month. which Is certainly a more positive stereotype. - • EDITORIAL STAFF Jenny Can' ..: Editor Randy L8Count.. Sports Editor ~Iy Mc~ssick News Editor Dave McEvoy , Photo Editor Am~H. Rm~ News Ed!tor John Kehoe, Asst. Photo Editor Tern DeRosier Feature Editor Robb Luehr Copy Editor Ranger is writte~ a!)d edit~d by students of UW.Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editOfiaI po~ c d Yand cnntent. 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Wendy Sorenson , as Moody annou/?ces candidacy by ChrIstina Lojesld U.S. Representative Jim llOOdy(D_Wlsconsin) visited ParksldeTuesday (Feb. 2) to lUIJIOUIIce his candidacy for lb8 senale seat being vacated IlY WlJIJamProxmlre, whom IIoodY cl!IIed "one of the ablest and most fiscally courageous senators In the JJ&t1On." Moody's stop at Parkslde .... one of 12 stops during a two-d8Y tour of Wisconsin. Moody,who holds a Ph. D. fi;eeonomlcs, stated that he jfered the race •'because IlIlr country and our state are III serious economic dlfflcul· fr·"He stressed the need for l\roIIger foreign trade pollele8, the 'need to create and IIIllintain jobs in Wisconsin, and the need for better management of the economy ~ Moodyknows that heIs entering this race as the underdog,as the two other candldatesbave greater name recognition, but he explained thathe has been in this sttuatIon three times before, and prevailed each time as the winner. "In this race, what really countsIs the economy, and who has :the qualifications, the background, and the experlenceto work on the econamyand make the tough economicchoices that have to be made," he said. Moodydescribed the years Reaganhas been in office as Us period of wrecktess and Irresponsibleeconomic polley," markedby the "piling up (of) huge debts, mainly to ior-, elgners,while cutting InvestmentIn productivity, In peopIe." . , He went on to say that whileit Is somewhat satisfy· Ing for a Democrat to run against Ronald Reagan this ~paign must gob~yond Reagan-bashing, old politi· Ca! platltutes,and tired politi· cal rhetoric. "It takes both training and common sense in the real world to understand and deal with the problems r think we're facing; to know that when government borrows from foreigners to finance Its spending, It directly jeopardizes your job ..' all jobs; to know that when government budgets too much on ships and radar It Invests too little In technology and producttvi- ·ty; to know that massive borrowing by the federal governme.nt drives interest rates up, . which reduces our standard of living," Moody said. Moody believes that he knows how to, and has In the P.~t, applied sound principles to government, and conrronted the system when he found it necessary. Asked about the Chrysler situation in Kenosha, Moody described it as a "betrayal:' and stated that Wisconsin should concentrate on attractIng small to medium size companies that would be willIng to set up their headquarters here and have their decision-makers reside here. The problem, he added, is one of over-capacity caused by foreign trade eornpetdtfon, "Wisconsin and the other states of the Great Lakes reo gion have an even larger stake In reducing the deficit and returning to sound economic polley," .Moody said. "Wisconsin is competing for high-tech, start-up companies tn the hope that we can become the center for growing new -industries ...That's our hope, that's what we're trying to do all over the state. At the same time, we're locked In a struggle to keep our large, additional manufaclurlng companies. t, Moody believes that Wis· consln Is In a difficult position today due to mismanagement of the economy and foreign competition, "made much worse by the federal budget, trade deficits, and by our outdated tolerance for patently unfair and unequal trading practtcesrrom abroad." People today, Moody stated, are wondering If their children will be able to do as weil as they did, If a two-income family will be able to afford what a' one-Income family formerly could, and If the middle-class Ilfestxle Is going to become more and more difficult to attain. ".our nation's economic pri. orltles have become dtstorted. I believe our federal budget should not send dol· lars for war in Central America, but to distress In Middle America. "We should not be spending fortunes on B·1 Bombers, but putting money Into A-I schools. Spending bll1ions In star Wars crowds out investment In Industrial technology. Our best minds should not be engaged In corporate mergers and leverage bUYouts, acquisitions of paper assets, but In invention and In production," Moody said. When asked, Moody, who has a strong environmental roll-call record. stated that he believes business and the environment can exist together. On welfare and team-tare issues, Moody said that he does believe it is reasonable to ask people, as part of reo ceivlng welfare checks to "engage In training, In Investment In themselves, Investment In education. Welfare needs an educational component." ~ In addition to supporting job tratnlng, Moody explained that he would like to see Medicaid recipients' insurance continue for six months after leaving the program. . ThIs would benefit the reo clplents, according to Moody, because If they were to reo celve training and acquire a job, It would be very ,difficult to leave behind full Insurance. See Moody page 4 FALDUTO'S STUDIOS .GUITARS * AMPS * ACCESSORIES LESSONS * REPAIR r • strings picks guitar stands amps $4 10/$1 $15 $70 & up cords straps quartz tuner .pedals $3 $4.50 $35 $45 & up $5.00 Y2hr. 656-0355 Ranger Thursday, F~bruary 18, 1988 3 LESSONS - traditional or metal the lowest prices around on: MARTIN_EPIPHONE-GUILD 5813 6th AVE. DOWNTOWN. KENOSHA Parkside radio p.la'ns are underway Radio trom page 1 cabling. Perrault said, "A lot of college radio stations use the carrler current to broad· cast to different parts of the school without paying a lot of money." Eventually, Perrault hopes to hook up the station with Racine Telecable and Jones Intercable of Kenosha to reach a large listening audl· ence. He explained that the Radio Committee will be having a meeting Friday, Feb. 19 In Union 109 from 11 a.m.-1 p.m, for those wanting to become Involved In the production set-up or to sign-up as deeDan Perrault jays. Financial Aid aps available The 1988-89 Financial Aid Applications are now available In the Financial Aid orflee, 2M Tailent Hall. Apply before April 15, 1988. Special DOUce to Summ\>r' 1988 applicants: No summer aid applteanons will be accepted after April 22, 1988. EARN HIGH RATES ON .CHECKING! 5.5% . ('250 min.) 5.75% .'2,500 inin.} Sign up today! 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"Why'd 1 pick Chris? 1 thought he'd be good in the job. It's more administrative duties, and programming duties," Bostetter continued, Stratman had had experience as a committee chair. and had attended a P AB Ieadership conference with the group, she added. Bostetter explained that Stratman's responsibilities include settling disputes between PAB members. "Chris is good with the people," she said. "He has good communication skills." vertlslg techniques, more, communication, hopefully we can get more students from the other end of the building to come down and see what's going on." Stratman also intends to focus on serving members of the residence halls. "Ther',S a whole group of people over there; and they have to be entertained. too." Stratman replaces former P AB vice president Dan Oalbralth, who left Parkslde to work full-time as a computer analyst at a major hospital. Galbraith, a former reclplent of a Distinguished Student Award, now attends classes at Gateway Technical College, "He told me he got a really good job offer and his grades weren't so hot from the semester past," said Jim Voss, Live Entertainment ChaIr. Voss, the most visible member of PAB, criticized Galbraith's performance as vice president, "Dan didn't by Amy H. Rluer News Editor Noted Feminlst ·Jean Be thke ElshtaIn wlJJ present tw' lectures on the roles 00 women Monday (Feb. 22) t Parkside. a Elshtain, a political science professor at the University of Massachusetts-Amherst, W11I speak, on "'Power and power. lessness of Women" at 3.30 p.m. in Main. 111 (Facuit Lounge), and on "Reflection; on Women and War" at 7: p.m. in Main. 105. She Is the author of severaJ widely noted' works on aspects of feminism and POUt Ical theory, among Ibe'; Women and War; and PUblic Man, Private Woman' Women in Social alld Politic<d Thought. ' Feminist, professor, Wife. mother, author, lecturer '" This Is just the beglnnjng Of a very long list of Elsbtaln" credentials, experiences, and interests. She presents an intriguing historical account of how women and men arrived in the roles they occupy today, and offers her own fascinat. ing thoughts on these roles. Elshtain poses such provoc. atlve questions as: If women's gual ts to be equal men, which men Is It that they want to be equal to? If women and men are to be "equal," what implications does that have for relatlenships? Further, does that mean that women have to 19· nore--even degrade ..the very attributes that inherently define them as female? Parkslde Activities Bosrd (PAB) greeted the new semester with a new vice president, ChrIs Stratman, who !II offering a ne\., set of Ideas. "Looking back over last semester, I saw a lot of suecesses on the Board and a few shortcomings," Stratman, a 2~ year veteran of PAB, saId. One shortcoming, he saId, was the less-than-warm reception the campus gave a program Galled Performer Rhnwcase, which featured dfeehouse" entertainnient 'h as acoustic guItar and rmonica players. HOn a campus like ours, we have a lot of younger peopie," Stralman explained. "We're trying to evolve that to entertain the younger people." Another task Stratman Is tackling Is promotion of the Union as a campus hangout. Chris Stratman "'We'd like to see more people in the Union," he said, "rnaking that more of a center of the school. That's my way of thinking ..it's supposed to be. And 1 figure with better adTrade, JobS, economy issues for Moody from page '3 Moody have in 1988 Is a Senator equipped to challenge the business-as-usual attitude that has put us in this mess and produce tough, serious, thoughtful solutions. "Our goal must be to build for the future, to invest and reinvest in education, knowl· edge, in children, in community, in jobs, in training, health care, the environment, Congress in 1982 and was appointed to the House Ways and Means Committee in 1987. He previously served six years in the Wisconsin State Senate and Assembly. Before entering politics, at the age of 41, Moody taught at the Universities of Wisconsin in MIlwaukee and Madi. son, and served in the peace corps in Bangladesh. and the Infrastructure of the state and the nation, to invest in ourselves. "What made our country strong in the past was responsible government and responsible leaders who cared more about the future and less about the next election. We must do that again," Moody concluded. Moody was first elected to coverage to earn five dollars per hour and try to support a family, "This campaign, contrary, perhaps, to some of the other campaIgns today, running in state, Is about restoring jobs, restoring your economic future, securing our economic future. "What Wisconsin must , YOU WANT FULLY LOADED? ........._-••••...••....••....•••.•............. '. Randy's still king! Introducing The Zenith Data Systems Z-159 Enhanced PC Dual Floppy Dnve: suggested retail price: $1828 SpecialStudentPrice: $999 ..........._---...__ ....._-_ .•••....•...•....... Single Floppy with Hard Disk: suggested retail price: SpecialStudentPrice: $2488 $1299 PARKSIDE HOUSING CO.MPLEX NEEDS SUMMER HELP! • Pai'nters • Conference Workers • Crew Leaders Applications are available at: , THE HOUSING OFFICE, Apt. 4C. I Apply by February, 26th• Prices include HighResolution Monochrome-Monitor The Zenith Data Systems Z·159 Enhanced PC is IBM Pc«' compatibkt and faster than the IBM PCfXT8. 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C.. diIC.nI I I "In .,., / -----------...:.:=------ J uc prez }!ADlSoN...An invitation to vemoeratlclawmakers that iPCludeda partisan political lIIessagefrom two offices of the UnitedCouncil of Student GoVernments is ., damaging to the Council's credibility and at best, of borderline Jeg8ilty,"State Representauve Robert Welch (R·Red·1 J!8nite)said Thursday. The invitation to a January 11 United Council reception was addressed to Assembly Democrats and sent out on (J)wlelllellerhead signed by UC president Adrian Serrano and .Executlve Director )Iorly Hansen. Besides lnvttIng Democratic legislators to IIle UC event. the text of the JetterIdentified Serrano and Hansenas "members of the YoungDemocrats of Wisconsin" and offered their servHum8.l\ rights violations are a fact of life in El Salvador, and Ameticans need to get invalvedto fight these vtotalion,. This was the message broughtto Parkslde wednesday (Feb. 10) by Pat Chaffee, a Dominican Sister who reo conny spent three months 'in Ei SalVador. Chaffee's lecture on the currentsituation in El saivadorwas sponsored by the InternationalStudies Club. Homein Racine. Chaffee is a sleter" with the Sienna Center. She was in EI' Salvador betweenAugust and Novem·· ber of 1987, on a trip sponlUredby SHARE. an ecumenlealChurch group on Sal-vado· ran human rights research .andeducation. InChatfeewent to El Salvador hopesof accompanying refugeeswho had been in Hondurasfor seven years. . Whiletheir petitions to re- ~rn had been repeatedly emodand then granted for Only 1,000 people to return to :yone location (a war zone rna~emountains), with some • erial help, the refugees e~lUlized and It became a~ar to the government that ft 4,000 were retumlng-to \'e locations .i'Even thoogh their ptaces lh origin were stw war zones, t.,ey Wanted to go to their Ianme1sJld and work the d," and raise their cbU· ~n, many of whom had .:~er known life outside of Pla~ee camps, Chaffee exed. f.;:;'e ':Ofugees, despite ef· 'u by the government right P until the tast minute to APARTMENTHOTELROOMS ~V8lIabl•. Full maid senilce, 1~lePhon.furnished, Weekly lates from SUO; Monthly I es from $400. APPLE X~~~rl ~ODGE,Racine. sends questionable invitation uw-P to host choral festival Adrian Serrano ices in 1988 legislative campaigns. P~t Chaffee keep them out, did return to four locations~ The fifth was inaccessible. -" Dwarte's govemm",nt ortgtnally said that no internationalists would be allowed to IHE FAR·SIDE "We look forward to work. ing with you to maintain the Democratic majority in the Assembly,': Serrano and Hansen said. Welch, the GOP Caucus Chairman in the Assembly questioned the legality of th~ invitations, since the Council Is a registered lobbying organization and the invitation "would seem to involve the group in partisan political activities. or at the very least to use -its facilities and materials for those purposes .. "If the Council's leadership willingly offers Itself for use as a tool of the Democratic Party, It will unavoidably taint its position when it tries to lobby the Legislature on issues of concern to stuBy GARY LARSON - Sister speaks about strife in EI Salvador . . foreign governments had have this stamp, he may not by Cbr!stina LoJeskl help the refugees on their reached them as of that time. get the handout he needs. journey back, "but due to a At a rally on Oct. 10, 1987, The war in El Salvador Is 'matter of response network' Chaffee reported people car- evident in the slgne posted •.a barage of letters and tete- rylng slgne with ststements along the countryside warnphone calls to an appropriate such as "where ts $50.000,000 ing of the mines, and In euch person, in this case, Dwar'te, earthquake relief from the graffiti as "Monsignor Rometo put pressure on him to re- United States?" ro Lives:' verse his decision, which was The people have also been This graffiti, Chaffee exobviously against human unsuccessful in getllnl: the plalned, was seen at the Inderights or civil rights, Dwarte government to help them reo pendence Day celebration, changed his mind," stated buUd the houses that were de- celebratIDg El Salvador's tnChaffee. slroyed. dependence from Spain. While Chaffee was not one WhIle Chaffee was there. "Though they may be inde· of the internationalists who there was food distribution. pendent tram Spain, they are was allowed to help, she did She explained that she saw not Independent tram the spend three months in El Sal- the Red Cross once and the United States, and treedom vador. city government twice. does not come with indepenChaffee spoke of the two AU-adults must carry sedu- dence," Chaffee streued. relnltles of El Salvador --the las--voter regtalratlon cards. One piece of graffiti Chaf· earthquake and the war. These cards are stamped fee saw said, "There will be The earthquake in EI galva- when they vote in the "free" no peace in the region as long dor occurred on oct. 10, 1986, elections. If a person does not as there Is Intervention." As of Oct. 10, 1987, none of the • il.Id that had come from the United States had reached the victims. Chaffee reporled . "Aid that was given through privatized organizations got directly to the peopie," but nothing from any' ''Well, Ifs cold again:' dents," Welch' said. "We're going to have to ask ourselves, 'are these people really Irylng to repri!sent students in the UW System, or are they just carrying water for the Democratic Party again?' Ranger Thursday, February 18, 1988 5 "1 seriously doubt that stu- -dent interests are getting their best representation when the leaders of the United Council appear to be using the organization as base for their own partisan. maneuvering," he added. The United council ts funded through mandatory contributions of 50 cents per student, per semester. Students who object to the assessment may receive refunds by filing a request with the Council. Parkslde wtlI host Its annual Choral Festival on Friday, March 4, In Main Place. The Festival wtlI feature the Racine high schools. J. I. Case. Willtam Horlick, and Washington Park. Students wtlI attend clinics and workshops throughout the afternoon and wtlI combine for a grand finale conducted by Dr. Robert CampbeU, assistant professor of music. at 8 p.m. The combined choirs will perform Felix Mendelssohn's Hellg. The concerl Is sponsored by the Parkslde Music Depariment and Is open to the general public. Admission Is $2 for general public, and $1 for students and seruor citizens. ON THEAVE 5701 22ND AVE. KENOSHA 658-3824 THIS THURSDAY N 8:00 P.M. to 11:00 P.M. Bring Your Own Mug UNLIMITED REFILLS of: lite Old Style a. , Miller .".• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •• i • • • • Tired of Parkslde Food? Try Gerolmo's for lun~h!_ Gerolmo's on the Ave. - A Whole New Concept Proper 1.0. Required Open Daily 10:00 6 Thursday, February 18, 1988 Ranger _n (Alex PeiUt) Pederson Robb Luehr by. n Kehoe LlImar, eat your heart out. Bill serpe thrills the crowd with his .... then spectacular toss otthe javelin on a snowy day. Winter Car by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor The words "Olympic Games" were on everybody's mind as Parkside students vied for the coveted gold, sliver and bronze medals that were given away dUring Winter carnival last week. Mother Nature' was not stingy this year. She provided the students with enough ofthe cold, white stuff to make all the outside events a real ch:<lIenge, ~cluding the Volley. ball games, which in some cases were played in bhzzard-hke conditions. Appropriately named "Snolymplcs '88," this year's carnival proved to be a week filled with unusual athletic events, a night of students "Puttin' on the hits," and a night when students played 'Draw or Die' to the death. . The week started off with the largest parade in Parkside's Winter Carnival history. Students from various organizations were represented, all having various themes for their floats. " Alpha Psi Omega, the drama fraternity, took first place honors in the parade With their float depicting a chariot being pulled by the spirits of the other organlzatlons being whipped into submission by the taskmaster, portrayed by Bill Serpe, ' Second place in the parade went to the Southeastern Wisconsin Educators AsoclaUon (SWEA) and the Chjld-Care Center. The four and five-year.olds walked down the con. course singing the ABC song and holding masks in front of their races, They hUshedthe noisy, crowded concourse while they stopped in front of the judges' stand for an encore performance. Third place went to the Parkside Activities Board (P AB) who had decorated a main. tenance cart to look like a small ship ready to cross a big ocean. After the parade, athletes representing different organtzatrons maneuvered a tricycle down the concourse through various obstacles, whiie in some cases having' to be blind. folded, or holding a spoon in their mouths andbalancing a ping pong ball. Ranger came away with the gold in that event, with Alpha Psi Omega coming up with the silver, and SWEA with the bronze. Monday also saw the start of the volleyball double-elimlnation tournament, with 14 teams all looking to be the best of the Carnival. Volleyball games were played every. day, with Pi Sigma Epsilon grabbing the first place spot on Friday, afler defeating Athletes in Action in two consecutive games. House three came away with the third place spot. Monday night, the annual Winter Carnival Lip Sync was held. This year's eventwas hosted by comedian A.J. Jamal. who had just flown in from Canada that morning, The contestants were judged on lip sync, originallty, and appearance. ThIs year's judges were G. Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs, Cindy Wirtz, Auxiliary Services Business Manager. and Steve McLaughlin, Director of Student Life, After a mistake in the addition of the scores was brought to the attention of Tim lAr· man, Student Actlvttles/Rec Center manager, the scores were readded, and the real winners were announced. ". Taking home the goid was Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) with their rendition of the Beatles' classic "Twist and Shout!' The PSGA team rockedthe _crowd, and Scott Peterson showed everyone how to 'shake it up!' Taking the. sliver was Alpha Psi Omega. doing "Devll With the Blue Dress On" by Mitch Ryder. Thi", skit had everyone on their feet as it mcluded, as the 'devO', Rich Cleven doing his impersonation of the "church lady," There was a tie. for the bronze medal between PAB's'team led by Frank Porcaro doing "Ugly" by the Violent Femmes, and House 6 & 7, led by Brian Mallory, doinga medley of songs by Prince and the Revolution, . Tuesday brought Parkside its first-ever belching contest. Athletes were given one minute to 'come up with' as many gas sounds as possible. The gold was taken home by Ranger's own Randy LeCount, with Rich Cleven from Aipha Psi Omega taking the sliver, and Charles Kariampozha representing the International Students Organization taking home the bronze. • Another first for Parkside was the frozen banana eating contest." In this event, a feeder had to put on a pair of rubber gloves, dip them in chocolate, then grope In a tub of whipped cream for a frozen banana. The next task was for the eater to dlgesllWOof Baby,.ii's cold oulslde. Ice block sitters enjoyed Ihe sun and the ice Fnday aftemoon. photo by Jim ,. .. 1ItriCfd ~:~:~fe~~:~Jlrhl~~eb:I[Wllh Ihe grealesl of,ea~. Brian (Rosch) al Wrap,-Up l\Ie&efroZen concoctions in the fastest time. FirSt place went to. the SWEA team .ot Greg P~nza and Dawn 0' Acquisto. Second ""t to the Rang~r team of Rob Topps and Marla Rintz, and third went to Wend l>f'IlSO!l and Kevm Kollman of Alpha Psi Omega, , . y Tuesdaynight brought the three-legged scavenger hunt sponsored by Alpha Psi (lnega to the hallowed ha~l~ of this institution. Co-ed teams raced the clock to be the IIIlto bring back ~ix specifted It,\ms on their lists. Using only 13 minutes. the Ranger. learn of Steve Picazo and Kelly McKissick ran lraywith the gold. tied for second with 14 minutes were Jim Maastricht and Michelle ljlIIley,representing House 3' and Brenda Buchanan and Sean Fair representing ~ , . 'l1Ie~was a three-way tie for the bronze medal, between Tracey Conners and John IilItersrepresenting House 4, and two PAB teams consisting of Jeri Vaculik and Don Prange, and Amy Rasmussen and Tom Johnson. These three teams each finished in 15 _Ies. Wednesdaynot only brought in a full day's worth of events, but it also was the begin. ligof what turned out to be a two-day snowstorm which ended up dumping 10 inches ~rreshsnowon the campus. \llC human dog sled race turned out toa hard-tougnt race with the Ranger team pull- _ sheadto take the gold away from the SWEA team . .Alpha Psi Omega came in and lIok homethe bronze. Wednesdayevening 'saw the Rec Center filled with nopenns-ptn tap teams, all tookfig to slrlke out for the gold. House 3 proved to be unstoppable with its team of Larry DeRosIer and Pam Workman. Coming in second was the team of Darin Furtney and NaneyDeBartolo, and third place went to John Brooks and Bridget Krahllng. Thursday began with a Lamar Javelin Thr,'w turned pool.cue·throw after the origiIIIjavelln came apart in a practice throw by LeCount. The Ranger representative Ilok homethe gold, with SWEA coming away with the silver, and Alpha Psi Omega cameawaywith the bronze. A broomball tournament followed with teams trying to sweep a volleyball'through IIIe goal. House 3 came away with the gold, with the Ranger bringing home the silver. 1Dtmla1ionaiStudents Organization brought home the bronze. '1lla1evening, game snow night got off to a great start with the Dating Game. Two llIUp1es came away with the opportunity to get to know each other a little b~tter over !leak dinners provided by the Union Cafeteria. After that, the Draw or Ole contest legsn, with 20teams entered overall. In between rounds, the Alex Pettit look·alike conlist was held. Taking the gOld after hours of competition In Draw or Die was the team from SWEA. 'laking jIIe silver was Ranger II and the bronze went to Ranger I. . BWEAhad the winning entry for the Alex Pettit look·alike contest with BrIan PederIlIlgeltlng the gold. Rick Luehr from the Ranger took the silver and Tim Grygera, "PresentingRanger, took the bronze. Theclosing day of Snolympics '88 brought the Obstacle Course From Hell, Musical keBlockSitting and an Awards Dance featuring Pat McCurdy and the Confidentials. Randy LeCoun~, representing the Ranger, ran. away with the gold in the obstacle COUrse,with Mike Rohl of the Ranger taking the silver, and John Marter from the Rsngerclaiming the bronze. L11ll8lcallceblock sitting was another new event held at this year's carnival, and Dan ""'" from House 3 was able to hold out the longest on the ice. Chuck Wiggms from A1p~ Psi Omega finished second with Brenda Buchanan from SWEA 'bringing up the "r. ' Thebig event was at the Award Ceremony at the dance on Friday night. PsITheblood drive award went to Alpha Psi Omega for the second year in a row. Alpha lie also won the $250 spirit award gtven out for the organization having the most parlpatlondUring Winter Carnival . Winningthe $250 for the Grand 'Medal Award was the. Ranger. with alpha,Psl Omega COtn1ng Insecond, getting $100, and in thirdJplace, SWEA receIving $50. AUin au, this year's Winter Carnival seemed to have something for everyone, with ~t1ons pulling together to go for the gold. ' Swept off his feet, an Alpha Psi Omega broomball player tries to keep the ball from a House III player. Ranger Thursday. February 18, 1988 7 On Donner! On Blitzen! On Dasher! the cry goes out from the human dog sled. Pulll was the cry as Pi Slgme Epsilon tugged the rope In the tUll" o-war. ......~n..,..,. And to the victors go theFspoIiS. ig<t,~':::winning Reng8f team aceepts the award et 'rldey n ' , 8 Thursday, February 18,1988 Ranger ) Bad Guys move straight ahead. , new EP can be heard Friday, February 26 at 8:30 p.m. when The Bad GUys appear live In the Union Square. The musical influences of the band are so numerous -that The Bad Guys' sound can only be described as ,their own, says Xeno. His singing style Is Influenced by everyone from Ray Charles to· Hank Williams, Jr. to Robert Plant. , Xeno defines the Bad GUys as "a rock band, but we try to do something a little bit different." They take oldies like, •.I Love You Today More Than Yesterday" by Spiral Staircase, and The Ahimals' "Don't Let Me Be Mlsunder· stood" and redo -them in their own style. They also try -to add a little humor to their stage show. The members of the Bad Guys have a long and varied past with other groups. Most' notably. Xeno was once the lead singer for Cheap Trick, and new addition .Lamar I played with Gerard, which, has made frequent appearances at Parkside. I But even with such past experiences, straight ahead Is the only direction this band knows. Xeno claims that today's Bad Guys are "the best thing any of us have ever done." by Peter Hansen With their new guitarist and their new name, the hard- rocking Bad Guys are only looking forward these day •. Although Bad Boy achieved substantial SUCceB8 with four albums and one single, lead singer, Xeno, Is unwilling to discuss the past In detail. "Yeah, we did that, (played as Bad Boy); but we want to move on to something new:' The band's present lineup consists of lead singer and guitarist. Xeno; bassist,' John Marcelli; drummer. Billy Friday; and their new lead guitarist, Mark Lamar. Al· though the only personnel change from Bad Boy to The Bad Guys Is from Steve Grimm to Lamar, Xeno says it has made all the difference. We're an infinitely better band . . . infinitely more musical, U he said. MoVIng on to something new hasn't taken them long. The Bad GUys are anttctpating the release of a four-song ~ EP In the spring, tentatively tiUed llWanted." Xeno describes the music as "straight ahead rock" and Is especially high on a "power ballad" called "Stay In Love With Me." A sneak preview of the songs on the Group wants to clear wolves"name Ir\ rT\ rl\ §W(p'sm.tQ. UNIVERSITY "TOWN HALL" MEETING ..~ by Rick Luehr Wolf. The very word con- . jures up visions of vicious. evil creatures, Indiscrfrnlnately kliilng both people and livestock. This is one of the great misconceptions about wolves that Friends of Wolves Ltd., a non-profit organlzatlon, Is attempting to clear up. The group began In November 1986, states the group's vice president and cofounder, Associate Professor of geology Gerald Fowler. The organization, which currenlly has about 100 members, was started, says Fowler, "primarily to provide balanced information to the general public about the wolf. Our interest is in general conservation. but we focus on the wolf for a number of reasons, but primarily because It's an animal badly in need of a friend." The wolf has had a bad-reputation, said Fowler, which Is ingrained early In' children through fairy tales involving the "Big, Bad Wolf." "Virtually anything you pick up-that deals with the wolf," Fowler said, "paints the wolf In a negative way. When the wolf is used in an advertising scheme, it's presented as a growling, frothmg-at-themouth creature, if you see the animal at all. Or all you hear Is a wolf howl - it's the threat of some Impending doom. "Traditionally, the wolf has been given a bad reputation. and none of it is deserved," Fowler continued .• ,As far as w~ know. there' is no verifiable record, in this country, of a healthy wolf purposely attacking a human. Humans have nothing to fear of the wolf In the wild, any more than they have to fear any animal. "The bear that receives so much more attention as "being a cuddly creature, is much more dangerous animals to humans. \Volves basically prefer to be left alone." Fowler also stated that the danger to livestock from wolves has been grossly overstated. "We've ...learned that wherever there's plenty of normal food for the wolves, even though the wolf comes Into close contact with farms and ranches, there's very Itttie depredation of livestock. In :Mirinesota, for Instance.' the average loss of livestock per year is about six. out of 10,000." In addition to being vice president, Fowler is also in charge of the group's educatlonal programs. He offers a lecture service to schools, nature and sporting groups. In addition, the group sets up exhibits at major dog shows. They also sponsored a wildlife art show at Parkslde this past November. On Feb. 19, 20 and 21, Friends of Wolves Is sponsorIng a trip to Ely, MInnesota for field experience to learn about the woif In Its natural environment. The weekend wlii Include lectures, hikes ani! the opportunity to take a flight In a small plane to see wolves in the wild. • Startshould work out orronoement$ tor 0"1f'lding the meeting with thelr supervisors so thol worX areas con remain open. FREE TANNING TAN BEFORE YOU TRAVEL ••• Get ready for Spring Break Is/Session is FREE 4 HiROPI \:\ \\01 II [""'''I'\G III I)S ."For UW·Parlcslde stude"ts, staff' and faculty •••To discuss the Impact of the closing of the Chrysler Kenosha Assembly Plant onlhe UW·Parkslde com· munlty and to leorn how the University plans to asslsl students, staff and community members attecled by Ihe closing. Monday, February 22, 1988 Noon to 1p.m. Molinaro Hall-Room 109 Chancellor Sheila Kaplan Presiding SPEAKERS: • STEVEMEYER,Assoclote Professor of labor Studies "The Hislory of PIont Closings in the U.S. • KENNETHHOOVER, Professor of Political SCIence "Unemployment-Reemployment Adjustment Cycle" • TERESAPECK-McGqVERN, Associate Professor of Education ''The Impact of Unemployment on the Family • JAN OCKER, Director of Financial Aid "The Availability of Additional Student Financial Aid" • SHEILAKAPlAN, Chancelior "The Chrysler Kenosha Plant Closing and Parkside" 3519-52nd St. 654-6154 Kenosha a Week at the Park Thursday, Feb, 18 "What Have I Done to ne. serve This?" will be shownat 7:30 p.m. In the Union Cine. mao Ti~kets for the Thursday Foreign Film Series win be available at the door, "Beginning Sign Language" starts at 7:30 p.m, In Union 202. Call ext. 2312 for reserva. tlons: Friday, Feb, 19 Trivial Pursuit starts at 10 a.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Sponsored by the Park. side History Club. Saturday. Feb. 20 •'Expressive Calligraphy" and "Improving a Negative Self Image" both begin tOday, Sponsored by the Continumg Education Office. "What Have I Done to ne. serve This?" will be repeated at 8 p.m. In the Union CIne. rna. AU seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Ftim So. . ries. A semi formal ball will begin at 9 p.m. In the Union Square featuring the band "Love Ex. presslons." Admission at Ibe door Is $2. Sponsored by Ibe Black History Month Plan. ning Committee. Sunday, Feb. 21 "What Have I' Done to De. serve This?" will be repeated at 2 p.m, In the Unlon CIne. mao Tickets for the SundBy Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Monday, Feb. 22 •'Power and Powerlessness of Women" by Jean Elshlaln of the University of Massachu· setts begins at 12:15 p.m. In Union -106. The event IB free and open to the publlc. Seminar on internships and summer employment begins at 1 p.m, In Union 207. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Tuesday. Feb. 23 "Stress Reduction" starts at 9 a.m. In Union. Call extenslon 2312 for more Inform.· tlon. The music of William Granl Stili will be: featured along with a Mass Black Choir and the Parkslde Wind Ensemble starting at 8 p.m. in the Com· municatlon Arts Theatre. Ad· mission at the door IB $1 for students and $2 for others. Wednesday, Feb, 24 "Wliilam Grant Still" by Ms. Judith Stili at 1 p.m. in CA 118. The event Is free and open to the public. "The Basics of Performance Appraisal" begins at 6:30 p.m. in Union 207. sponsored by the Small Business Devel· opment Center. "High Noon" (PG) will be shown at 7 p.rn. In the Union CInema. Admission at the door Is $1 -for Parkslde s'::i dents, faculty, staff alu';'.., and $2 for others. Sponso byPAB. Spring Break is only 3 weeks away t . Ranger Thursday, February 18, 1988 9 speaker brings awareness to campus by Doc Mallory Thewholething was kind of freSIl: theopening celebration 01Black History Month at Parl<Side. Iarriveda little late for the speaker,but I definitely iIBiJ'd an earful of knowledge rromDr.Maulana Karenga. I goloseattowards the back of the UnionCInema and just observedthe whole' scene. J(areIIglI, who was entertainas well as informative. I've an address entitled, "BIaek Culture and the Chaliellge ofHistory." !lie crowd, a mixture of Dr. Maulana Karenga Is from Carthage and attention. Grover's art Is food Parkside,seemed to be enjoy- for the eyea-not an acquired iDg the lecture. The mood In- taste but a taste to acquire. was really comfortable Then I checked out the IIIli peaceful. crowd. There was a line gathAs I looked through the ered for refresllments, sevcrowd,I saw a couple of peo- eral small groups around Jie whomI knew. Seated be- each picture 'and Grover. Idnd me was former Coordi- Other people enjoying the exof Special Programs hiblt were the Director of the usIe Hargrove, and on, my Center for Educational and left a couple of rows down, Cultural Affairs, Dr. Wayne was Parkslde basketball Williams; Director of Special GregNash. Services, Pamela Smith; and Welookedback at our pain- C.H.A.M.P. Director, DeboluI past, and decided that now rab Hendricks. IIthe time to pave our way to The most beautiful part of I brighter future. We also the evening, (and maybe the Ibared a few laughs about the most filtIng) was when Dr. times. and even those Karenga and Grover I were good times. standing at the picture "ChalWhenIt was over, we went lenge of the Future." The out to the Union Bazaar to beauty Is a man like Dr. Ka- 'heck out an art exhibit. The renga motivallng blacks to artIat featured was Park- embrace their past culture Jlde'sown Jerrill Grover. It and history, and a man like was great to see Grover col- Jerrilj Grover, the artist of leelhlsdue because he's such the future, inspiring blacks I &ODd person. I had seen him with his gifted insight of our !&rUerIn that day getting culture as well as the world: :rythtnl g ready. We -spoke, I just watched them, 'and wished him luck and caught a nice piece of truth. :rlhaanleted my attendance, Dr. Karenga shared with Wasearlier. Grover and it went a little c:en It was showtime, something like this: "hope er slood proud and and struggle together equal 1lOIsed.Around me Bazaar, humanity." ::e commented In apprecl- Like' I said, the whole thing , over Grover's art. Some was kind of fresh. :nt belleve such a great,.. -' ~I COuldcome from Parkthe '{- can sWI hear some of rolhers ask In a very ~rlsed manner, "Dude's q,vDl here?" ~er's art is a must-see. Pletuyou look at some of his form rei~ In their finished thai' Is amazing to think ....re ~ese beautiful Images },{ rn from a thought. "Chin faVOrite Is one called 'llte enge of the Future." Dr:;'e went perfectly with Pleiure ngs's theme, and if a ""fda Is worth a thousand Ofth I Grover's .~·Challenge G":;Future" Is a novel. ' "'al Vertakes us back to the furth and shows us how much !hareerWeneed to go. Grover Worldswith us his vision of Illan peace ~ a teary-eyed I Wo~rdlllbOliZIngtears of joy, llance Without racial domiII's and true brotherhood. look a~e kind of picture you and ea Over and over again, ~Ch time you stare. I 101ll.uJ: that you wW find g that captures your I Milwaukee museum to display black art Conference to be held •'Teaching Shakespeare: Text and Performance;' a two-day conference on February 26 and 27. was announced by Andrew McLean. ChaIr of the Humanities Division and conference coordinator. Teachers, students, Shakespearean professionals and scholars wlil join In creating a unique new approach to Shakespearean atudJes through textural study. textural Interpretation and performance. Seminars, workshops, group dIscuaslon. and videos Integrate Ideologies with live performances by students and professionals. Some of the events wU1 be open 10the public. BLACK ARTISTS AND !:MAGES, an exhibition celebraling black culture and pride, commemorates Black History Month at the Milwaukee Art Museum. A special preview opening will take place from 6 to 8 p.m., Thursday, February,25. In the Faye McBeath Learning Center. More than 30 outstanding works by black artists, as well as powerful works depicting the black experience in.Amertca, have been select, ed from the Art Museum's permanent collection. PaintIngs, drawings, prints, sculpture, handmade paper, photographs, and wood-relief works demonstrate the scope of black artists' contributions .......to the visual arts. revealing a wide variety of styles and emotions. 011 painllngs by Henry O. Tanner and Thomas Bandy, works by Haitian arilsts Hector Hyppollte and Louverture Poisson, stained paper by abstact expesslonlsts Sam Gilliam. bronze and steel seulpture by Richard Hunt, cast polyester resin SCUlpture by Fred Eversley, an assemblage by Simon Sparrow of Wisconsin, wood carved reliefs by the Reverend Josephus Farmer, a Gullab basket designed In the AfroAmerican tradition, and photographs by internationally known photographers recording contemporary black American society, are all on view. Black History Month originated 72 years ago as Negro History Week, conceived by carter Woodson, the second black to earn a doctorate degree from Harvard. Woodson, who conceptualized Negro History Week from a scholarly atandjsotnt, Identified the need to change negative mes· sages that American students were re~elvlng about blacks, their culture and historical role In society. Black History Month .. observed nationwide during February -- is dedicated to heightening public awareness of the significant historical artistic and social contribu: tions of blacks in America. Films related to the exhibition and Black History Month will be presented iii the museum's Multi-media Theater as part of the February "Reel Art Film" series. Saturday and Sunday. February 6 and 7, 2 p.m., "Ethnic Notions," 1987, a powerful video examining the long hislory of anti-black prejudice in America; 3 p.m., "The Em. peror Jones.' 1933, starring Paul Robeson, In the film adaptation of Eugene O'Neill's controversial play about a domineering porter who becomes the king of HaIti during the 19208. SaturdaY and Sunday. February 20 and 21. 2 p.m., "Richard Hunt .• Sculptor," 1970, artist Richard Hunt discusses his work and its retetionshlp to the work of his contemporaries; 3 p.m., "Amazing Grace," 1977, a film of rarely seen live performances by Lena Home, Billie Holiday, Bessie Smith .and many others. Students and teachers trom elementary through college levels wlil be In attendance from eight states. Among the guest lecturers are Maurice Charney, President of the Shakespeare Association of America, and KrtstIn LInklater, Shakespeare Library. The conference Is sponsored by the Division of Humanities, Fine Arts and Education; the Regional Staff Development Center; the UW Urban Consortium; the UW Undergraduate Teaching Improvement Council; the Wis· consln Humanities Committee; and the Parkslde ContIn· uIng Education Oftlce. r.....~. . - ~. ~::~q4iJ - .... - --' __ . "..... .' .. ---'- ' ... _ .' .- .......~ "'t .~_ .,. , ••• ............. ~.: ... -.:=;:;' ;;::.~~ CONTINUING STUDENT SCHOLARSHIPS Available for 1988-1989 W·HO IS ELIGIBLE TO APPLY? * Full-time students with 30 credits or more, ' * Students with minimum GPA of 3.25 .. * Students that will be enrolled as full-time students at UW-Parkside for .1988-89 academic year. Applications are available at: 0.1 ~5 WLLC and Rm. 284 Tallent Hall (Financial Aid Office) Applications must be submitted by , March 31st. - The first rouCKl r.YOritcfOlfO"Cf IOO~ • Enjoytbcpme· -i"uOn Tap in the Union Square" tf:J98J. G. ~ Inwinl Co.•lA Oosa'. WI • 4 - '" 10 Thursday, February 18,1988 Ranger ..···················.1 . PAUL DRAKE-..:.You,...... , on VEAH. Baby. I can't wait! .. Love. U8! """'. U8!'. OVERHEARD VOU·know.where: I think my underwear's in there w1th ANDY WEBER-you are the KeUy!" physical fitness stud--Bitches' b\Je USA F.--I think you are a wonder- MAMAN, n. ya des ganta dans ia lui person.??? viette de pierre. aer. BARB: YOU'RE doing a great job! BOBBY: YOU'RE a BDPHJB i..ov@ STG Mom' , sUBTERRRANEAN BIRTHDAY PSYCHO KD...LER: I am YOUrfl'lendl. Blues!! J.T. Typesetter. I get the PriVilegeY P.A.&. NEXT urn'e you have a dance, typing all these classified ada fo Of find a D.J. who doesn't play "Foot- -ureeeed Ranger." The Talktn' r the loose'" strike my fancy too! That's rn~HeadI_ TZ the literate. . THE CAT does not have "te...tctee": she me.rely heeds the can Of''' ture. Voila' et vtve 1& dltference '-~ Mom ._~ OVERHEARD IN the Ranger 0!fI "Get me drunk first!" ct: ~:n~~:-~.thing Rickcanjump to II OVERHEARD IN the Ranger 0fIee "Hey. I got another 'Overheard in"': RangerOfficel'" . - HOBBS: THANK you for limiting 10b philosophy .in our recent con.. r ttons. B1tch 1 f'8I,. PROFESSOR dAMES; P1eaee more explosive classes Uke thai .: o~e. Debbie does Dallas, Love ...... Kisses. - ••••••••••••••••••••• t Classifieds CC!~~fl[lePlanningoffice offers internship workshop Feature EdUor Goodyear explained that effectively~to employers. and Assembly. "I bought raw ads. and slide shows. students would be able to Alex Pettit, a senior major. materials, did Inventories, "Basically. Isold the paper learn about local summer Ing In applied computer anI! production runs.' to the people who buy tht jobs through Wisconsin Job science, management Infor· "I felt that the Internship ads," Schneeberger ex· Service Coordinator MIke mation systems, and account· was worthwhile," Pettit said, plalned. Plate. Ing had an Internship with the "and I would recommend It "Yeah, It was worth It," he Also available will be Infor. Johnson Wax Company last to other students." continued. "It !lot only 100IlB mation on completing job ap- summer. . Kelly McKissick. a sopho. good on your resume but« pll.cations,. finding Intern· Pettit said his -job title was more majoring In English also looks good that You can ships, and presenting yourself Master Planner In Molding with a writing concentration, work for such a 1arge organ!· had an Internship at the zation." * Shoreline Leader In Racine. Schneeberger, whois /lOW a * r-=====.:Il..:I:..:I:..:I:..:I:.iLlIi.-lE.olE.olE.olE.olE.olE.olE.olE.olE.olE.olE.olE.olE.oiIWilWilWilWilWif!..i':l;' * McKissick, who Is also a reporter for the RacineJour· * * News Editor for the Ranger, nal Times, said that he * X.COUNTRY SKI RENTALS * said her job title was that of learned a lot about Iayou~ reporter and photographer. which helped him In hJa pool. * * "I learned a lot," McKls· tion as editor at the Ranger, *• J *. sick said." All the skills that but It really doesn'trelale to * * I've learned· down at the the job he's doing now. * Shoreline Leader help me do "1 would recommend In· * a better job for the Ranger. ' ternshlps to students," * In Th ' .* "I've met the mayor," Schneeberger said, "TheY .* e * McKissick pointed out, "and offer the potentia! for hands- ~ Park •• -de **' ~ I've met other city officials. on experience, which is wbat I've made contacts that will most. employers are IooJ<IDg * help me later in my career." for." ** Rec Center '*, Gary Schneeberger, a 1986 Goodyear said that allin' graduate of Parkslde and for. terested students shouldalgn' * ~_='==.,;).J * mer editor ·ofthe Ranger ..did up In the Career plan/lllli '" * his internship In the summer and Placement Officelocated * ....:::!C~...;:.:..J!!!:;;t;:=.I::--:-r .....-I- - * .011986. Schneeberger worked at WLLC 0173; and If stu· * .-, at the Milwaukee Journal dents have any questions. * * doing promotion, designing they may call ~~3-2452, ~ SKI PAC KA GES ~ .... Mi'::on:"'••;::F'::'ri."";a:"':.1:':::O"":.s~a':"'t.~&-:s:-u-n."'8""".5---"'B"'ri""git""ta-:Ba~iiieIich::::71:::1::10 * Student Non.Student ** • ...._.... 4141694- = * PullD.~ 'Iz D~ 7.50 10.00 5.00 8.00 * * 1:-'--- ~ * * DURING WEEK STOP AT REC CENTER DESK- SKI RENTAL HOURS ** jji; ~ 1"s * SAT., SUN. 9 ••••• 5 p... * * POR MORE INPORMATION PHONE 551.Z695 * .* : European Tanning Spa SIll * * * * * ** * * * * ** * * *** * ** * *** ** ** * * *:1: ** FDA APPROYED SAFERTHAN1IlI"' 1I . 1I103-75th St. I(enOIIII. WI.. ' LOST t.... HOaLlCK class ring with oe. tober blrthatone .• lJ reward 68l-1882. HELP WANTED: NEED£D-UGHT uaembly and clerical people. All shin. ava11able p.IO-O/hOUr. InqU1re In penon, een 112.1M8 01' write to TEMPORE ITEM· PORARIES INC., .. MaIn se., SUite 107. Racine, WI. TUTOa _~venth g1tI. cau IG'r.1T72. Pay .. 1M je. BAPPD.Y couple wanta to adoPt aecond eh1Id. Call ..... 1. 1IO_au:U WANTEDI_ pay! C.I. 121:HUt AYe., N.W. SuIte m Norman, OK. 7J88I. SERVICES OFFERED: TYPING, FAST and protea1ona1. Student rat ... caD Debbie at 881-3U2. FOR SALE: MOBILE HOME 12XD6. Two bedrooms. two .tledtI, two park1n& pl&eU, IMlW tumate. air cond1t1oner, kitchen appllanCes. no children or dop. Net8M Hillen •• Mobile Home Park 27th and 89th Ave. $6,700. Call Ml-707l. W"TEBBED-KlNO Slse bookcase mlrrOred headboard. Seat reaaonable offer. can ",_1. PERSONALS GOOBIE ",OOBlE, Thanx for a wonderful V-day weekend--mumble umble. Kt:L-YOU anl the queen and there Is no disputing that. Bone. MI88 MICHELE Lynn Sandberg, I'm ....eakeningl DENNIS, IF you do Cl"OSllthe bridge, be sure to come back and get me to Crosll It! Career Planning and Place· ment Director. JoAnn Good· year. announced that I}er of. flee would be holding an In· formation session on Internships and Summer Employment this Monday, February 22, at 1 p.m. In Union 207. TAL. LET'S keep soaking the secretaries! ' SHELL AND Gee, thanks for the ptetures! D. LOVE, Word up with you and StepJl? LA DREAM Team: 23 in a row and counting. STEPH B. parade line-up is here? STEVE PICAZO, next time you sign up for committee. at teeet help out on the event y'ou're chair of. dIM VOSS. un1eu you went bllnd you would have noticed the poetera I helped make for Winter Carnival, but then you were nowhere to be found to help out on any of the events during the wboJe week 80 how eouJd you have seen them? PAM D. If it ain't your phone, don't answer It. If it ain't your life--butt out!! The bad 1ntluence. OVEJUIEARD IN the basement: "1 can't do 1tin the dark." neeeee. lIIU YOU know ... that you can go blind from punching your pook? OVERHEARD IN the Ranger Office: "Just ShOveone of those up there." A.VY. WHAT Is keeping your tonsUa warm?!? . I CAN'T belleye that the Million Dollar Man has the title. OVERHEARD IN the PSGA Office: "can I do anything to you?" SKANKABLE. JAB lives. So let's akank. Odd Rock. JAH I AND [ skank to be alive and rastltali will crush Babylon kings. JAH OVERHEARD IN the Ranger Office: "Cram it! Cram it!.. WHAT DO we have now, a thousand hundred points or a pint of a quart? PROFESSOR JAMES. I would llke you to stop guessing my weight!! ' EVERYONE, THERE is a party UlIs Friday!! Be there! 7C!! The 70 For· etgn Cocks BOB A" You are still an ass. Dom, you are acting lUte one too. OLEN UM and Pete, you are so cute. Hecter ' KYUNG.YEEot YOU are the most understanding person and I love you for It????? ,J~ET .. YOU never did reply as to if you were beauUful. Luke CAN GUYS join the Valentine's Day Haters Club too? YUU BETl _Valentine's Day Haters Club Member. JENNY, THERE'S more crackers where that one came from? YOU BET, Baby .. Walt til saturday night. Unless Sandy isn't a cracker fan! .. ALL nus. and Cheez·Whiz too!! OVERHEARD IN the Ranger Office: "I take her serioUsly when she eats oyster crackers off my crotch." ALEX: YOU are the king! Thanks for reminding me to celebrate. not the brief rush of infatuation, but the en· during love of tnle friends. A former Valentine's Day Hater. THE SUN is not yellow, it's chicken. RUSS: YOU are too sweet!! SUBTERRANEAN VALENTINE'S Day Blues!!! K.V.··Sp4: OVERHEARD IN SC--"l was hot between my legs tonight!!" HEY, JIM Voss--Was that a PAB dance? BAHEBEK: I just love your bush. JOE G--Do my words keep coming back to me or am I imagining things? BRIAN B, John B. Beth C, Mark C, :PtIikekS. Russ S, Mark T,--Skippy says "HI" USA AND Rina, We're all watching! ! Love us ,JENNY. THIS is the week I get you on skisU c T.Z. The literate: Yes the Talking Heads strike my fancy ...very observant! And yes, some of these ctaaetfieds are pretty trashy! SO WHAT'S your point with T.Z. the literate? Psycho Killer DAPHNE. DID you get the beer off your cashmere? Lars PAS: THANKS' for the weekend. You made more noise In the shower than I did in the sack! I didn't really think that was poestbte. PLEASE "MR, Classified" check your spelling, It's GenitaJ Hospital; I want to make a sequel. IF YOUR writing was a little clearer, those things wouldn't happen!! JOHN WVELL: Are your prices still negotiable or do we have to work for it? ORIGINAL JAP: I don't claim to be [he only real JAP, just a real JAP. And I grew up in JAP-land, the north Shore (of Chicago) What are your cre· den1tals? real JAP TO EVERYONE submitting these long personals: From now on. if you don't pay for the extra words. the per· sonar will not be printed! Please read the policy statement on the personal form!! SNYD &: Lan, We couldn't leave you guys out!! Love, the Bitches MARK VINCENT--you are the true Psycho Bitch from hell!! UAVE-AGREES: The only 'tV enjoy Valentine's Day is to hate:r 10 OU, DAVE, Baby, You are the..:... .. nal Valentine God. Give me a ebin-&" to show you what. you can do! y..... ed. - THE RANGER Would like to its heartfelt thanks to the Wln~ nlval Committee and especlally k) Alpha Psi Omega for making tut week a fun-filled. exciting week It just goes to show you that there'. a lot of spirit here and good feeUnp u well. Thanks again. . ALEX: YOU are king. We love )'GG still. Thanks for the candy. You an my sweetheart. The Ed. Ranger Thursday, February 18, 1988 11 omen's basketball team remains strong; pounds Concordiay 100·55 LA Dream Team 4-0 • by Wendy SoreDSOD her field goal attempts and shooting nine for nine from the free throw line, She also grabbed five rebounds, Gall Rewolinski added 10 points, seven steals, and five assists from her point guar<\ position. ~o other players deserve mention, . not necessarily for their scoring. but for their defensive play. Traci Northrup was a demon on the boards" grabbing 12 rebounds over the over- matched Concordia team: She also contributed five steals and two assists. Angie Curtes also had a fine game, pullmg :down six rebounds, stealing the baIl six times, giving out two assists. and hitting a three-point shot, "We're starting to look a lot better." said coach Wendy MI11er. "Our defense did a great- job. Our fuIl·court press created a lot of steals." The Rangers played a . tough UW·MIlwaukee team this past Tuesday at MIlwau· kee. MIller looked ahead to the game: "We'll se~ how ~ar we've come when we play Milwaukee." byRobb Luehr \be Parksidewomen's basIib&U team had a break pf lIIfli last week. One game III cancelled, and in the tit, theyhit triple digits in .1ISl' win, as they raised record to,10·7. WI Thursday, the Lady \IIII01'S were scheduled to iff St. Joseph's CoIlege' of' 1IdI8D8, but St. Joseph's canIIiIId the game due to 1fiIIChedUI1ng· • III the game that was ;qed. the Rangers waIloped lOUt-classedConcordia Col- • team at Mequ!,n by a 1111of 1_. Four Rangers Mldouble figures In scoring. !Ille II10rlerConcordia team ... no match for the iIIlprs. KIrsten Huedepohi JeIIIhe way, coming off the lench to II<Ore18 points (In- _ a three-polnter), grab lie rebouncle and block a IIIDI III just 17 minutes of iIIYInr Urne. Holly Proeber liar-14 points. .. Maass continued her IIIId, steady pliy for Park· ill. Sbe had a perfect night tllwively, hitting both of The men's f1ve-on-five Intramural basketball league entered its fourth week of action putting two undefeated teams against one another. In the end. the LA Dream Team prevailed over the Church Mice, 69-52, to raise Its record to 4-0. The Church Mice dropped to 3-1. The Church Mice seemed cold from the field In thts game. unlike recent weeks, as only two players scored in double figures. Brian Chike with lll, and Jeff FlBcher with 13. In another game, Shake 'N Bake took apart Hoops by an 83-50 score. with Darryl Gar· land and Doc Mallory leading the way to victory with 'J!I and 16 points, respectively. Rusty Ahles led the losers with 14 points. The Dream Team. led by John Spieker'S 18 polnts.defeated Scalzo, 157-48. The Dream Team win evened lte record at 2-2, whIle SeaIzo dropped to 1-3. In the closest game of the day, SalIturo beat the cave by a _ score, Don Har· meyer led hte team to the victory by pouring In 26 pointe. Julie Slaats (r) awalta the tip from a te.mmata In a recant pone. Bodybuilding set forEau Clai re Ranger bowlers set national mark had a 723 and Fernho1Jl had 706. For the day. the Ranger bowlers averaged 2311.6 In tak· Ing 88 of a posalble Ii2 polnta. In the second shift. Parkside faced conference leading UW.Madison. Fernholz electrifled the crowd with his first career 300 game as the Rangers put together scores of 300·247·225·221-160 for an 11153 total. The final two games reo eulted In an 1122 team effort for a total 3397 score, tJrat among collegate scores this year. Three Rangers bowled over 700, with Furtney leading the way at 750. Johnny Brooks The Parkside men's bowllng squad set a national team mark on Saturday In Green Bay. as they competed in a wsctr conference meet. To open the day, the Range.rs bowled the host team, Green Bay. Parkslde. which came Into the day In third place, took 20 out of 26 points as Darren Furtney led the way with a 738 series. Jeff Fernholz and Jeff Lemrnermann roIled 650 and 640. respectlvely, as Parkslde com· •blned for a 3221 team total. son will not- be allowed to compete for six months and must relinquish any, titles won at the meet, she said. Competitors must provide valid UW Identification and hold a current NPC sanction card, which wIll be available during registration at 7: 30 a.m. the day of the event. The registration fee Is $20. and deadilne for entry Is Febru· ary 22. IAU CLAiRE --State body. building competitors wlIl reo lint to the University of Wis. :m.Eau ClaIre on Saturverit Karch 5, when the unlty' again hosts the Wis· ~~tate CoIlegiate Body· i;';ft'l;ld Championship In e AUditorium. ~red by the UW,Eau PIlneIs Recreation Nautilus QaIrO Center and UW·Eau !be Secondary Outreach, IIld contest Will feature men lJW:omen students from lpeq YBtem' schools In an IllIn diVIsIon. Women will ~te In IIght.welght and lrII1 8-weight classes; men IIlIdtncompete In IIght·welght, ~-welght. Iight.heavy ""';:'.: and heavy.welght n;:s. !lee eVent Will be a drug· lIlU::t , canctloned by the INPc) PhYSiqueCommittee lleeci ' according to Vlcld Comrecreation coordinator, drug Petltors wlII undergo .... 1te:,tIng on the day of the Ilrellglh detect the use 'of Itee;j ·lnduClng drugs. "a1ua:d aamples will' be 'aI Labo by the Blo Analyti· - Glugs ratory. Chicago. If ~ are detected in an Indl· .competltor, that perIllStPUII II MUSIC MOVIES MORE I alternatives ALTERNATIVE MUSIC• ALTERNATIVE PRIC~S. Midnight Oil·"Diesel & Dust:', Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians and " Sinead O'Connor ·"The Lion & the Cobra ExpIrH 3-3,-118 IIAINSTREAM-RACINE 422 1I.ln Street 632-8052 THEFD ilDE By GARY LARSON 1 I I , .. Ranger win streak is snapped at six gam'es by "ett Lemmenn&DD game at 58. It was a hard fought vtctory . The Rangers looked Itke as the Rangers threatened to Alter getting two tough vlc- the~ would pUll away again break things open several torles which stretched Its wIn- wheh a Michael Henderson times, but Oshkosh stayed nlng string to six games, the free throw made It 66-60 at within striking dtstance with Parkslde basketball team lost the four minute mark. On the a 24-point performance ~y for only the second time at nlght, Henderson had 17 sophomore guard Mark Ziehome thls year to the Pan- points and 9 asslsts. bell. thers of UW-Mllwaukee, 72-70. MIlwaukee's Clarence ,8chmidtmann, however, hit Ranger free throw shooting, Wright would get the last four charity tosses In the final which has been suspect all word, however. as he nailed 15seconds to seal it for Parkseason, once again kept the two 3-polnt bombs to tie the stde. Darryl Thomas, In his opponent in the game as the game at 66. Wright ended up first appearance since returnRangers connected on only 10 with 25 points on 10 for 18 Ing to the team, scored 11 of 19attempts. shooting. He scored 12 of Mil· points Including a big 18 foot. Parkslde controlled much' waukee's final 14 points, gtv- er with five seconds left on of the first half, jumping out Ing him 21 for the half. the shot clock to make It 72. to Its biggest lead of the nlght His most destructive basket 66.Wade, Michael Henderson, at 27-13 with 8:07 left In the --"arneon a 15 foot Jean-In shot Schmidtmann, and Detk all first period. Milwaukee with five seconds remaining scored In double figures In stayed In It. though, and cut to make it 72-70.Henderson's ·the Ranger assault. the lead to six on a basket by SO-footerat the buzzer came 6'8" center Erik Schten. up short as the Rangers fell Finally, on Friday night, scnten finished with 10 points to 16-10. Parkside struggled but beat a and seven rebounds on the . Delk paced the Rangers decent Indiana/Purdue nlght. At the half, Parkslde's with 18 points, whUe Rodezlck squad, 67-66, Free throw lead was still six at 39-33. Wade had 12 and Andy shooting was atrocious again, The Panthers came out at Schmldtmann had 10 In the however, as the Rangers hit half and immediately cut Into losing effort. Milwaukee only two of 11. Mtke Henderthe Ranger lead, making It a evened Its record at 12-12on son, Detk, and Everette Henthree point game, 41-38.Rich. the, year. Parkslde and Mil. derson each has 15 points In ard Detk answered with . waukee will lock horns again the contest as the Rangers Parkslde's next six points to up In MIlwaukee on February held on for the victory .. make It a nine point game, 23. Two games remain on the 47-38with 16:25 left. Earlier In the - week, the Rangers schedule: February The teams traded baskets Rangers won their fourth. 23 In Milwaukee and Februfrom there until the 13-mlnute slralght road game, defeating ary 27 In Spring Arbor, Michi· mark when the Panthers the Titans of UW-Oshkosh In gan, as they tune up for play. went on a 10-2 run to tie the Oshkosh, 77-72. off ttme. Support Ranger Athletics I Undermanned wrestlers take third by Ted Price The Ranger wrestting team, besieged by injuries, entered the 25-team Wheaton Invitational with only five wrestlers. However, the team fit the' cliche of "quality over quanti. ty" as Parkslde managed to finish In third place, producing two champions, one ron. ner-up,and a fourth place In the two-day tournament. Dennis DuChene won the first championship at 126 lbs. by defeating all four opponents he faced, inclUding a 9-3. win In the finals. DuChene's season record is now 34.7. Mark Hemauer won the second championship by de. WJJdLu'e THE BLACK STUDENT ORGANIZATION (BSO) Celebrates BLACK HISTORY MONTH with a - Semi-Formal Ball featuring the Love Expressions Band Saturday, February 20th 1988 9:00 p.m.-1 :00 a.m. Union Square -All UW-P Students & Guests are Welcome $2.00 General Admission Collision under the basket at a recent Ranger game. ............- record to 30-8. Mark Dubey finished Inseeond place at 160 Ibs. Dubey downed his first three foes, but dropped a 5-2 decisionIn the championship. Dubey'S record is now 22-7-1. At 142 lbs., John Karl won three out of five matches to finish In fourth -place, Karl's two defeats were both by tire scare of 6-5, one to the eventual champion, and the other In his third place .bout.Karl's record Is now 20-11. The Ranger matmen will close out their regular season competition against two DivI, slon I opponents when they take on .Northern Illinois snd . Marquette Feb. 17. The meet Is scheduled to star! at 6p.m, Coach Jim Koch featlng all four of his opPonents In the 167 lb. weight class, inclUding a 14-4 Victory In his title bout to raise his IT'S DE'SI"'''''D· 1'0 BE' BeTH t.J~lTtOU.s At.JD D€'L..Ic'IOUS It-,; HeLPI"''' You I-DSe WEI&I1T. YOLl &IT1i-1£" ecce, 11A.SIC. FOOD ~ 6-l2.0UPS YouR 1'11'1,'" ~oUll.se IS F\ >I'\LflD C.o" Or 1"HE'" 13E'"t<,JftFIrs CF1\+IS PLA"" IS \T& VARIF'T'T" Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 19, February 18, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Salvadoran refugees talk of oppression Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Phone bills out on hold Residence Hall students upset with company, and its director by Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor First of two parts The meeting between students in the residential halls and John Knuteson of Shared Tenant Telecommunications (STT) on Wednesday, April 1 was no joke. Students have had many problems with billing and service of telephones since their installment in September. STT entered into a fouryear contract with the residence halls in August, 1986. Students were charged $18.25 per month for use of the phones in addition to long-distance charges, which were handled through Communications, Inc. Students were to receive 30 free local calls per month and 5 percent off longdistance direct dialing rates (such as AT&T and Bell). Also, certain features were to be included in the phone systems, such as call-waiting, three-party dialing, automatic redialing and direct room-to-room calling. Students were not to be charged for making any operator-assisted calls. However, things did not work out as planned. Students received their initial $18.25 bill with an added charge for Installment in October. None received long-distance bills until March 31. After looking through the statements, some of which were 30 pages long, students found many errors. They had not been given 30 free local calls. They had been charged $.80 for any operator-assisted calls and in some cases were doublebilled for phone calls. Also, some were charged for placing calls that were not received (i.e., busy signals and no answers). Phone bills ranged from $40-$1200. Students who had continued to pay $18.25 per month and limited long-distance calls had small bills. Although billing had been delayed so long due to computer malfunctions, students are still expected to have their bills paid by April 30. Students who pay their entire bill by April 10 will receive 5 percent off the total bill. Otherwise, students must pay onehalf the bill by April 15 and the balance by April 30. * I n addition to billing problems, students had trouble with getting their telephones serviced. They were told to contact either Diane Schellinger, director of residential life, or Ed Chamberlain, manager of STT, if they had problems. Both the students and Schellinger found that Chamberlain was impossible photo by Steve Picazo Students packed the Core Building of the Residence Halls on April 1 to protest phone problems with the director of the company servicing the halls. to contact. They left messages on his answering machine, but very few calls were returned. Schellinger sent letters to Chamberlain that were never answered. Students had to live with the problems with their phones. One student never received her phone number and could not receive incoming calls. Another was accidentally given a "do not disturb" feature on her phone and also could not receive incoming calls. New students who wanted a phone installed were never helped. Some realized that they did indeed have a phone service (but no phone) when their bills arrived. Other billing problems the students faced were receiving the wrong phone bill or being charged for people who had moved out of the dorms. Having all these problems and getting no assistance was "frustrating" to both the students and Schellinger. Attorney John W. Knuteson is vice-president of STT. Until March 13, he had assumed everything was satisfactory between the residence halls and STT. "Ed never expressed any problems," he said. "I realized there was a problem when I saw that over the past four months we've (STT) paid approximately $20,000 in long-distance charges with virtually no income/' As a result of man- Phones see page 3 Inside New Peer Support officers page 3 BOK requirements loosened page 4 Jerril Grover, student artist page 7 PAB presents Chaplin page 9 Tennis season starts........... page 12 Tow-away zone? This unlucky student found the Outer Loop Road a bit tricky to navigate a few weeks ago. Although the car ended up in the ravine, no one was hurt. Salvadoran refugees talk of oppression by Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor EDITOR'S NOTE: The following personal stories of Salvadorean refugees were told with the help of a translator, Blanca Gonzalez. Rene, Antonio and other members of the caravan visited Parkside on Friday, March 27. Their stories represnt only a few voices. Along with them, thousands of other Salvadorian refugees have only one request of the United States, "Stop the war. We want to go home." Rene's story began in 1980. He was a medical student in a local college, studying to become a general practitioner. In June of 1980, military troops went to the university where Rene was attending school. Sixty students were assassinated on the campus and another 100 disappeared. They have yet to be found. The soldiers caused close to $60 million in damage to the university. Rene and many others fled the campus, only to be hunted down later in their private homes. Rene hid from the military by moving to a number of his relatives' homes. He continued this for three years, moving from place to place to escape the soldiers. "There was a great tension living under those circumstances," he said. In 1983, he left the country, but couldn't obtain a visa to the United States and had to enter the country" illegally over the Mexican border. "My story is only one. There are millions of other Salvadorians who have their own story," Rene added. "All the problems are caused by the government." Antonio's story began in 1983. He was attending a public school when the military "forced" him to join the army. "They especially look for Salvador see page 5 April 9, 1987 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ik perspectives 2 Thursday, April 9,1987 RANGER Letter should have never been printed To the Editor: In response to accepting Peterson's and Serrano's letter that addressed Hubbard's contestation of the PSGA election: Since Hubbard's letter was received by the Elections Committee at 4:30 p.m. on Monday, March 23, how can the Ranger accept a reply from Peterson and Serrano that was obviously past the paper's Monday, 10 a.m. deadline? By mandating deadlines for the Parkside community and not applying them to a few Stranger cover was in poor taste To the Editor: While many of the items which appeared in last week's "Stranger" were mildly amusing, the cover story was .not. This story ran a picture of Chancellor Kaplan taken at her inauguration, and ran it next to a picture of Frank Sinatra alleging that they were long-lost twins. Chancellor Kaplan has risen by her own merits to one of the highest positions in the academic world. She thus serves as a role model for other women who wish to succeed in their chosen field. Yet to get a cheap laugh, and I mean very cheap, the "Stranger" story dealt only with her physical appearance. Even if Chancellor Kaplan was informed ahead of time, and decided to be a good sport, it was still wrong to run this story for two reasons. First, we live in a society where each year thousands of young women permanently impair their health, or even die, because they starve themselves in order to reach the physical standard which the media has presented them. Last week's story lends support to this idea of a standard of physical appearance. And secondly," the story showed that no matter how successful a woman may become, if she does not also exhibit a certain standard of physical appearance, she may be liable to derision. The reason people attend a university, although many people no longer remember this, is supposed to be to learn how to seek the truth and become more human. As a newspaper which serves the university, the Ranger has a responsibility to promote this search for truth and greater understanding of what it is to be human. The decision to run last week's story, even though it was supposed to be humorous, demonstrated both a lack of compassion and a lack of good taste. Christopher Wilson students implies an editorial of this paper. Sue Brudvig PSGA Vice President Editor's note: True, our printing the Peterson/Serrano letter did constitute a bending of our deadline, but such bending was only a response to the bending we'd already done, since Mr. Hubbard's letter did not arrive in our offices until Tuesday morning, March 24. The Monday, 10 a.m. stipulation is merely a guide, and we afford students extra time regularly, especially when their views are important — like those of Hubbard and Peterson/Serrano. I SUPPORT A 65-MPH SPEED LIMIT V BECAUSE STATE AND FEDERAL < ^ GOVERNMENTS WOULD COLLECT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ADDITIONAL REVENUE FROM GASOLINE TAXES k DUE TO INCREASED CONSUMPTION. w Corrections made in election letters Editor's note: Due to an unfortunate oversight, a letter appeared last week attributed to Mary-Etta McLane, when it had in fact been written by Elizabeth L. Katch. Both letters, in correct form, follow. We regret the error, and apologize to the principals for our mistake. To the Editor: I have some questions to address to the staff of the Ranger, and to Scott Peterson and Adrian Serrano. In the last issue of this newspaper, you printed a protest against the recent PSGA election by Mr. L. Hubbard. On the same page, and just below Mr. Hubbard's protest, was a reply by Peterson and Serrano. It has always been mv understanding that a reply is made after, or in response to another statement, whether that statement is written or oral. I am confused. How can this newspaper print a reply to a written protest, first made public in that same issue? Is this normal procedure, or an out and out show of favoritism, seeing as the protest, in part, was aimed at the behavior of this paper's editor? In said reply, Peterson and Serrano explain that Mr. Hubbard's protest, although brought before the Senate, has not been formally debated by that Senate. If that is true, why are they publicly printing a reply to the protest? Again, I must ask, is Is, are we then to believe that those who attend a Senate meeting can randomly choose to print public replies to any matter brought before them, even though the matter has not yet been addressed by the Senate? In conclusion, I would like to say that Mr. Hubbard's protest is about a very serious infraction of the election rules. As such, it should be treated and considered in an equally serious manner. Peterson and Serrano should take their own advice and look at the official election rules. The deadline for protesting the election is listed as March 23rd. There is no time mentioned. ... 0 - this normal procedure? If it Elizabeth L. Katch •••••••••••• •••••• ••••••• ^ ft To the Editor: ... - This will be very brief and to the point. I am really very tired of seeing the answers to editorials printed in the same issue as the editorial. This practice is more like editorializing on the editorials than it is responding to them. Between this misuse of the editor's position and the current practice of following up with. "Nobody asked me...But" the paper is spending as much time airing their personal vendettas as it is reporting campus events. I'm sorry to see our current editor is so insecure he feels he has to use his position to defend his actions against any and all criticism. I'm afraid he may be a victim of the Peter Principle. Mary-Etta McLane RANGER EDITORIAL STAFF Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr News Editor Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor Kimberlie Kranich Feature Editor Jim Netbaur Entertainment Editor Tyson Wilda Asst. Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Michael J. Rohl Asst. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter Copy Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Photo Editor Leo Bose Asst. Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan Business Manager Don Harmeyer Asst. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan ...Business Staff Assistant Dave Roback Advertising Manager Steven Picazo Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Doll, Mary DeFazio, Michelle Eirich, Christina Lojeski, Randy LeCount, Rick Luehr. Doug McEvoy, Julie Pendleton, Michelle Petersen, Ted Price, Adrian Serrano, Andy Tschumper, Jennie Tunkieicz, Tyson Wilda. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. It is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays. Letters to the editor will be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request Ranger reserves the right t o edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or defamatory. Deadline fo r all letters, and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Kenosha Wl 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertising). V ember of the associaieo coueciaie pRess, w RANGER Thursday, April 9,1987 3 Peer Support New leaders bring new name, focus by Terr! DeRosier As of May 1st, Peer Support will undergo some major changes. One of them will be a change in leadership. Debi Fritschow will be heading up the organization as it's president, with Gary Heggeland as vice-president and Terri DeRosier as secretry-treasurer. One of the first changes Fritschow will institute is to change the name from Peer Support to Parkside Adult Student Alliance. When asked. Fritschow stated the reason for this change was, "most adult students here at Parkside don't really understand who we are, and what the organization is for. I'm hoping this change will give all the (older) adult students some sense of what PASA is all about. "The work 'alliance' really sums up which I want to head with PASA." Fritschow continued . I want to turn PASA into a more intense lobbying force here at Parkside. PASA has not owned up to it's major-status title in the past few years, which has reflected badly on the organization, and in turn, has led to some serious questions in PSGA and SUFAC as to whether or not this status should be revolked. We, as non-traditional students need PASA and I'm hoping that with the . help of my officers, and the support all the non-traditional students on campus that we can take PASA and make it's voice heard in all aspects of campus life." Some of Fritschow's other goals are: to actively solicit new members; to become more visable on campus and let non-traditional students know what's going on; to plan more activities for non-traditional students; to increase the amount of the scholarships given out in the fall, spring and summer; and to work on developing a lounge for non-traditional students. Debi Fritschow With the non-traditional student propualtion here at Parkside at 50% and rising, Fritschow's hope is that all the non-traditional students will be able to see that PASA IS for them, and that they will hopefully open up to the new leadership and the new idea's. Telephone problems Phones from page 1 agement problems, Chamberlain was fired. Knuteson has since taken the position of manager. Knuteson sent a letter to students on March 30 explaining the background of STT and acknowledging its problems. He set up the meeting on April 1 to try to work out all of the students' problems. He and a service manager, Dave Golner of Hi-Tech Communications, Inc., spent an hour at the meeting discussing general problems and an additional five hours working out personal billing and service problems. Knuteson explained why the students had not received long-distance bills all year. Communications, Inc. said the billing process was being delayed by an order from Chamberlain to manually input all long-distance calls. Originally, the system was to have been run by a computer. The APX system was to have sent all long-distance call information to Communications. Inc., which would then make the necessary changes in the bills (i.e. 5 percent off calls, 30 free calls, no charge for operator-assited calls). Knuteson told Communications, Inc. to send the bills without making any manual changes so that students could receive their bills. Upon receiving the bills, Knuteson noticed that there were no charges for long-distance calls from Nov. 1-17, 1986. These calls were supposedly erased from the computer system. "If I have my way, and I think I will, you will never be billed for those longdistance calls," he commented. Knuteson also acknowledged other billing problems. He revised the bills before the students received them. He deleted the charges for the 30 calls per month. He also tried to reconstruct a record of students who had left, in order to help the students who had charges on their bills for people who no longer lived in the residence halls. He has kept in contact with Communications, Inc., and has "insisted that we get a very prompt March billing." Knuteson solved these problems prior to attending the April 1 meeting. At and after the meeting, he was made aware of many more problems. He said that he would work everything out. Knuteson has made efforts to insure better service in the future. He told students that when they have a problem, they should leave a message at the housing office. "Every day at 3 p.m., someone from my office will get the list of names of those with problems. We will help you," he explained. "Starting March 13, you deserve the best •" Yet another problem in analyzing long-distance bills arose when Knuteson discovered that Chamberlain had changed long-distance carriers three times. Knuteson said he would continue to assist students in their problems with the phones. He stayed after the meeting and worked through each bill personally to try to resolve any problems. He further said that if some students had real financial problems with paying their bills, he would try to work out a more suitable arrangement. Students had varying comments on the whole situation. Alisa Macklin, freshman, stated, "I have a $300 bill. If the bills would have come every month, I would have had the money to pay for them. I really don't have all that money to pay in a week. I called to have them cut off our phone the day we got the bill. It's still on. I'm not paying for bills after that." "I think this is a case of bad management. A lot of things could have been done to prevent this that weren't done. I just hope it gets taken care of and that I don't have to pay as much as they have on the bill," commented Kristan Constant, freshman. "I really don't think we should have to pay this all at once. They too so long to bill us. We're getting charged for phone calls when we never got through. Also, we're get- • ting billed for two phone calls made at the same time. They're small charges, but it all adds up. It had better get getter in the future, otherwise I don't want this service," stated Bogdan Szafarniec, freshman. Bryant Hobbs, freshman, added, "We've tried to get a phone since school started. We kept on calling Chamberlain, but all we got was his answering service. We thought we didn't have a phone, but then we found out a couple of weeks ago that we had a phone. We got billed, but never used a phone." News Briefs Enrollment reduction goals set UW System President Kenneth A. Shaw recently released a set of enrollment-reduction goals for the UW campuses, reported the Milwaukee Sentinel. Under Shaw's goals, overall system enrollments would drop from the current 138,712 to 137,124 next fall, ending with 131,711 by 1990. Shaw released the targets in response to a request by the Board of Regents to drop student enrollment by 7,000 by 1991. According to Shaw, the breakdown by campus of the reduction is based on facilities and budgets of the individual campuses. Larger schools such as Madison and Milwaukee are aiming to reduce student enrollment while smaller schools such as Parkside and Superior are aiming to increase enrollment. Parkside presently has an enrollment of 3,484 students and is hoping to increase to 3,568 by next fall and 3,852 by 1990. All figures are based on full-time equivalent students, two part-time students equal one full-time student. Top of class at risk to drop A study done on the nation's fourth largest school district, Houston, revealed that 25 percent of dropouts are in the top 25 percent of their class and some are less than 14 years old, reported the New York Times. Margaret LeCompte conducted the study in Houston where she was formerly director of research and evaluation. Traditionally, the students most at risk of leaving school have been those from low-income or single-parent families and minority groups. However, that has changed dramatically over the past few years. "The new dropouts include the very young, the middle class, the gifted and bored, the young parent, the idealogically committed and a host of others," she said. She proposed a number of changes that could reduce the dropout rate, including providing day care facilities for students with children, not isolating potential dropouts and reducing the size of all schools to 250 students or less. Scholarships to entering frosh Several campuses have initiated new scholarships to entering freshmen in an attempt to ease the student concern for the rising cost of college, reported the National On- Campus Report. The school's student government associations have offered the scholarships to encourage leadership and involvement on campus, in addition to helping with rising tuition costs. Universities that have already installed scholarship programs include Arizona, California and, in Canada, Toronto. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. 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In addition, Philosophy 105 (Intro to Scientific Thought) has also been included as part of Option 2 (a). The other significant change occurs in Option 2 (bii), where Biology 103 (Human Biology) has been included as satisfying the Breadth requirement in that area. These changes, Saffioti says, "Have the overall effect of making it possible for more non-science majors to satisfy the BOK science requirement in any given semester. "Also," she adds, "these changes support the principle of the policy stating that no requirement is within the jurisdiction of a single discipline or division." If students have questions about the BOK changes, Saffioti encourages them to seek answers at the WLLC Advising Center. Homework help offered Tutors from the Writing Center will be available in the Core Building of the residence halls on two consecutive Thursdays, according to Geoff Gajewski, writing specialist. On April 9 and April 16, writing assistants Jenny Carr, Randy LeCount and Gary Schneeberger will be on hand to answer questions, help students make corrections on papers or prepare for the upcoming writing competence exams. If these sessions- go over well, Gajewski says, others will be planned. We'll do more than meet you halfway. We'll meet you there. The Writing Center hits the res halls the next two Thursdays. We Call It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME o Bank of Elmwood • Motor Bank Durand at Kentucky {%&/ (fasfie/ Sen/tee 554-5321 • Main Office 2704 Lathrop Ave. Racine. WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC Buddy Couvion Coordinator by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor "I just hope that there are students who feel I've touched their lives, and who know they've touched mine." So says Buddy Couvion, former coordinator of student activities, who left his post Tuesday, March 31, the result of his contract not being renewed by last year's interim assistant chancellor for student affairs, Michael Bassis. Couvion, who joined the university in 1981, recently reflected on his nearly six years working with, and for, the students of Parkside. "I was hired during a time of change in the philosophy of the activities department," he recalled. "When I started, the previous staff people really had been focused on one area-PAB (Parkside Activities Board). I was brought in to do more outreach; and I think I was successful in broadening programming to include all student organizations." Among his successes, Couvion numbers the establishment of Homecoming, the creation of the All-Campus Events Committee and the passing of student life eligibility criteria for officers of groups and organization. Of those criteria (minimum of 2.0 GPA and at least six credits hours), he noted, "In leadership positions, you're being a role model. But what kind of role model can you be if you can't academically cut it? looks back and ahead Buddy Couvion "I also think," he added, "that (the criteria) legitimize that the activities office isn't just fun and games. We care about how students do in the classroom, too." Still, Couvion admits that his tenure wasn't one without its share of failures. The most stinging, he says, has been the inability of the Student Organizations Council (SOC) to secure major organization status and the automony that comes with it. "I really would have liked to have seen SOC get major status," Couvion explained. "Not just because I was their advisor, but in recognition of the factor that the organization has been in the lives of students over the years. "A lot of people have been saying that SOC is already major status in responsibility, just not in name," he continued. "But I won't be happy until they get complete autonomy, when they're no longer officially a committee of PSGA." As for the circumstances surrounding his leaving, Couvion is guardedly bitter. "In some respects, the way it was done bothers me, yeah," he said. "The honest way I feel is that it wasn't right for Jenny (Price, former director of student life) to be able to influence Michael's decision, since she wasn't exactly the most popular person on campus. "But it was no secret that I was not going to be a lifer here, so (the non-renewal) expedited my leaving. But, obviously, I would have preferred to do it of my own accord." Far from just rolling with the punches, Couvion will use the next two months to travel. "I'm going to catch up on all the vacations I haven't been able to take." he says, laughing. "I'm heading to LA, San Diego, San Francisco and Europe." Afterwards, he'll be looking for dean of student life positions in "any state but Wyoming or Idaho, because they're too cold and boring." And if he doesn't find work right away, he won't fret. "I'm just casually looking now," he explained. "I'm not saying, 'Oh, God, I have to get ths job.' Because I can ultimately go back to Madison to get my doctorate over with." Pettit's weekly PSGA update I need to start off this weeks article with some bad news. There was a tape message that many found offensive on my answering machine. To explain, Derrik Thurman and I were trying to get the machine to record. He did a Foghorn Leghorn impersonation (admittedly bad) on the recorder. It was pointed out to me that Foghorn is a take off on Amos and Andy. I was not aware of this. This message was not meant in any way to be a racial slur, and I assure you it will not happen again. Now for some good news. WPS (Wisconsin Physicians Service) has donated an IBM system 3033. To explain, a 3033 is a mainframe computer. It will help the university with student records and departmental research. It will help the students by making available to them a system which is used in industry and will run the current programs we have faster. For further explanation, please contact me, Corby, or any of the • • • • • ••••••••••••••••••••••• • • His POOL CENTER • • • • * * • SALES * • INSTALLATION * • SERVICE £ PHONE: KENOSHA 654-3341 • • • * IN-GROUND - ABOVE GROUND J * • * * • 5102 Green Bay Rd., Kenosha THE SWIMMING POOL PROFESSIONALS CHEMICALS ACCESSORIES EQUIPMENT Senators of PSGA. This is a project which we in PSGA did entirely on our own. There still needs to be a feasability study to determine if we want to accept the gift. Arthur Dudycha, chair of the business science division, has agreed to be the project leader, as I can't represent the school on this level. He has promised to keep me informed on devlopments. I am next going to try to get local businesses to help us to pay for installation and perhaps donate an operating system. The other projects are also coming along, and I will be writing about them when the time is better, as I don't want to raise anyone's hopes until the project is far enough along. RACINE 632-5223 SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Refrigerators, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More! Get the Surplus Price SUPER SURPLUS OUTLET 5535 22nd AVE. OPEN 7 days a week RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 5 Refugees relate experiences Salvador from page 1 the poorer people, the lower class people," Antonia explained. He was captured because he did not want any part in the military actions. He was submitted to torture, a common practice in the army. "I was not in agreement with the army in their practice of assassination." Antonio continued. He underwent torture, both physical and emotional, for 18 days and was put into a jail for political prisoners where he remained for 15 months. "There is no judicial system in El Salvador," Antonio explained. He signed papers (probably to join the army), while blindfolded. "You start to say anything they want, just so the torture will end," he continued. There is a law in El Salvador, passed by the army, that legalizes torture. When Antonio was finally released from jail, he left the country. He could not obtain a visa and also crossed the border illegally. "I was imprisoned because I did not want to assassinate other people," he said. He has not talked to his family since he left. "All the people that left the country have a good reason for leaving," Antonio explained. Rene is now 26 and Antonia is 19, "The baby of the caravan," Rene laughs. "It is very important to mention that in our country, our rights are violated," Rene added. "When Antonio was captured by the government, he was only 16. That demonstrates what kind of government they have in the country. Duarte came into power during Antonio's imprisonment." Rene stressed that he and Antonio's experiences are only examples of what happens in El Salvador, but "the country in general is suffering under the government's repression. The economic situation is very critical," he said. El Salvador has an unemployment rate of 45 percent. Another 40 percent are "underemployed," such as street vendors or shoeshiners. Rene explained that daily salaries average $1.80 while a pound of meat costs $2.30, one egg costs $.40 and one pound of beans costs $.60. There is only one maternity hospital and five general medical hospitals in the country to serve its five million people. Fifty percent of the country's income is used to support Duarte's regime and 25 percent is indirectly associated with Duarte, leaving only 25 percent with which to solve all the country's social problems, Rene said. The military is destroying photo by Dave McEvoy Antonio (I) and Rene were two of the many Salvadoran refugees who spoke here recently. the rural areas of the country with bombs. After the bombings, troops come in to destroy what is left and to force people to leave the areas. These people must take refuge in camps located within the cities. So far, about 70,000 people have taken refuge in these camps. "We want to return to our country. But in order to do that, we are asking the government to guarantee our safety. The only thing the government does is pretend not to hear it," Rene said. "Without a doubt, all the helicopters and bombs are ar- Science dept. holds an auction The Science Division has a history of fundraising events for scholarships which includes the Science Division Faculty-Student basketball games of 1983 a nd 1984 and a baby picture contest in 1986. The division has a two-fold interest in these activities. We want to raise the scholarship funds but we also try to stimulate the cooperation of faculty, staff and students toward the common goal. It is very rewarding to see the school spirit and the interaction of all the participants. This year's auction was our latest and most profitable of these activities. The auction was designed so that the contributors could offer their service or item with a reccommended value. Then during the weeks of Feb. 25 to March 6, bidders were allowed to peruse the listings displayed in the Science Division Office and offer bids or out bid current bids. Twenty-eight contributors, (including Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, Vice Chancellor Betty Shutler, Asst. Chancellor Gary Goeiz and Asst. Chancellor G. Gary Grace) participated in the auction. More than 150 bids were tallied and the high bidders came away with such treasurers as: a pound of fudge, a gourmet dinner for six, a pair of opera tickets, wooden craft items, horseback riding, tennis lessons and the shawl Chancellor Kaplan purchased on her recent trip to Russia. The total of successful bids exceeded $800 an d we intend to try again next year with the hope of bringing the student clubs into the operation so as to staff a table on the concourse and attract more bidders. GRADUATE NURSES Your education will not end with graduation. As a graduate nurse at Rochester Methodist Hospital, you will r eceive a comprehensive twelve-week-long, fully-paid orientation where you will further develop your professional skills. Beyond orientation, you will have the challenges and the growth opportunities that a world-class medical center can provide. Graduates apply now for positions available in 1987. Starting salary $23,681. Attractive benefit package. 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The caravans were started in 1983 when the first group walked from New York to Washington, D.C., stopping in various cities along the way. Presently, there are five caravans operating in the U.S. Rene, Antonio and ten others are part of a caravan that began March 8 in Madison. The caravans have run into trouble along their routes. Rene told stories of robberies and arrests associated with the group. Flyers telling where and when the caravans would speak were stolen out of offices in Washington, D.C. and New York. On March 19, their caravan was going from New York to Buffalo when ten members of the caravan were arrested by immigration officers. They were held from 9:30 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. They were arrested on the grounds of suspicion and released due to lack of evidence. They signed legal papers and may face deportation. Rene strongly believes that these incidents have ties with the government. "They do not agree with what we are doing because it is contrary to the principles of what they're doing in El Salvador," he explained. Most of the members of the caravan are staying in Chicago with the help of a n organization called "Salvadorians for Peace and Justice." Antonio is worried about his family in Ell Salvador, "but the best thing would be for the war to end. Then there would not be a necessity for anyone to leave the country." "The truth is," added Rene, "we don't want to stay in this country all of our lives. We want to go home. In order to return home, we need a guarantee that our lives will not be at risk. The only guarantee is to establish peace and justice in El Salvador." A MAYO FOUNDATION HOSPITAL An Equal Opportunity Employer M/F Work One Weekend A Month And Earn $18,000 For College. With the New GI Bill and the Army National Guard. If you have the mind for college, but not the money, the Army National Guard has a golden opportunity for you. Lend us your brainpower one weekend a month and two weeks a year, and we'll give you $18,000 or more for college. Under the New GI Bill, you'll qualify for up to $5,000 for tuition and books. Then, yoo'll get another $11,000—or more— in monthly Army Guard paychecks. Plus, a cash bonus of up to $2,000 as soon as you finish Advanced Individual Training. And if you have college loans, the Guard will help you pay those off, too, with up to $1,500 extra per year. No other service offers you so many educational benefits, and asks so little of your time. So, if you can spare one weekend a month for your H;V'V/i» country, call your local recruiter. Imi i i lLAnd help yourself to a higher education. SFC Willie Morgan (414)656-6496 umm Army National Guard A mericans A t Their Best. 6 Thursday, April 9, 1987 RANGER Pi Sigma Epsilon The Pi Sigma Epsilon Co- Ed Marketing Fraternity will hold meetings every Wednesday at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. Computer Workshop * The. Computing Support Center will be conducting a workshop on Tuesday, April 21 from 2-4 p.m. in WLLC D117. T. Fossum will be conducting the class, which is an introduction to the concept of computer networks. The process for accessing BITNET from VAX 750 will also be discussed. * The Computing Support Center will be conducting a workshop on Thursday, April 16 from 3:30-4:30 in WLLC D117. J. Sounderpandian will be conducting the workshop, which will be an introduction to the Microsoft Word for the Macintosh. * The Library/Learning Center will be presenting a seminar on Wednesday, April 15 from 2-5 p.m. in D117. The seminar is on how to to your ATTENTION UWP EMPLOYEES Save while yon borrow with a ECU Loan: • Car Loans • Mortgages • Line of Credit • Home Improvement • Any Purpose Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee Club Events own online computerized database searching using BRS/AFTERDARK. This system provides access to over 65 databases in various areas: medicine, business, education, social sciences, etc. to sign up or for more information, contact the Library/ Learning Center Reference Desk or call ext. 2360. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will be hosting a speaker on Monday, April 13 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Paul Fisher from the Wisconsin CPA review will be the speaker. Geology Club * The Geology Club will be hosting a guest speaker on Wednesday, April 15 at 8 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Dr. John Sepkoski of the Department of Geological Sciences in Chicago will present the talk "Dinosaurs, Comets and Clocks: Periodicity in the Extinction of Life." The presentation will be preceded by a reception in Greenquist 113 at 7:15. Both are free and open to the public. * The Geology Club will also host a guest speaker on Friday, April 10 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Peter Clark of the Department of Geological Sciences at Illinois- Chicago will preent the talk "Late Quaternary Land- Sea Correlations, Northern Labrador." The talk will be free and open to the public. SWEA * You are invited to see the Kenosha Education Association Faculty Representative Assembly in action on Thursday, April 9 at 4 p.m. at 5610 55th Street, Kenosha. Sponsored by the Student Wisconsin Education Association. * Bring a lunch and listen to guest speaker Jose Martinez speak about TESA (Teacher Expectations/Student Achievement) On Monday, April 13 from 12:30-2 p.m. in Union 207. Music Club FACT: The average American hears approximately a skillion minutes of music in his/her lifetime. What kind of music do you like? C'mon! You have some favorite tunes echoing around in your brain. You got ears, don'tcha? If music is important to you, why not get more involved with it? Come help us start a music club at Parkside. No need to be a music student. No need to perform at all, unless you want to. If you have a specific musical interest, you'll probably find someone else who shares it. Or if you just want to learn more about that strange stuff that floats through the air and makes your ears sit up and want more, then come check it out. What your ears have been waiting for!!! Monday, April 13, 1:00 p.m., D118. Asian Student Organization The Parkside Asian Student Organization will be having a bowling tournament this Saturday, April U at noon in the Rec Center. There will be a cost of $ 1 per person. Corporate Recruitment Workshop A workshop on corporation re-cruiting practices titled "Do You Have What They're Looking For?? Find out!" will be heldMonday, April 13 at 6 p.m. inMolinaro 105. Tom Wascoe ofAbbott Labs and Major King ofthe U.S. Army will speak. SOMETIMES TO GET INTO A NEW FRAME OF MIND, YOU JUST GOTTA GET OUT OF THE OLD FRAME. SEE HOW WEARING CONTACT LENSES CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. 2 Pairs of Contact Lenses ONLY $129.00 complete* Dr. Andrew Paul Kluka, O.D. Optometrist 5033-6th Avenue-Harborside Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 (Vi block north of Holiday Inn) 652-1917 'Exam, Lenses & Care Solution Starter Kit in cluded. Standard Power Lenses. A Week at the Park Thursday, April 9 WORKSHOP: "Interview Communication" starts at 5:30 p.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Sponsored by Career Planning and Placement. MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do Us Part" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Thursday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday, April 10 MOVIES: "Stagecoach" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and "Shane" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside and Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. LIVE ENTERTAINMENT featuring "The Connection" starting at 9 p.m. in Union Square. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, April 11 MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do Us Part" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Saturday Foreign Film Series are sold out. Sunday, April 12 MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do Us Part" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. SCHOLARSHIPS: will be awarded starting at 2 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. The program is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside and Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. Monday, April 13 ROUND TABLE: "Frostbelt Urban Redevelopment: Problems and Prospects" by Mark Levine of UW-Milwaukee starts at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. The event is open to the public at no charge. VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. in Union Squre. All are welcome. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "How to Buy a Small Business" starts at 6 p.m. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Tuesday, April 14 VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Union Square. Wednesday, April 15 WORKSHOP: "Business Feasibility" starts at 8:30 a.m. Call ext. 2047 for details. COFFEEHOUSE: Featuring Cirrus Falcon from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6-8 p.m in Union Square. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. SEMINAR: "Searching Remote Online Databases" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC D117. Call ext. 2356 for details. VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar" will be repeated at 3:30 p.m. in Union Square. Voice concert slated Voice students of Robert Campbell, assistant professor of music, will present a concert on Wednesday, April 15 at 1 p.m. in Communication Arts D-118. The event is sponsored by the Music Department. Dawn Crowell, Sharon Dasczcuk, Candice Kopecky, Gregory Breeden, and Karen Neweirwill sing selections by Strauss, Caccini, William Schuman, Wagner, Mozart and Brahms. They will join together in music from "Lost in the Stars" by Kurt Weill and Maxwell Anderson. Piano accompanists will be Jill Lammers, Kristy Parham and Ronnie Shaff. (Coffee Shop) Will Cater Small Parties Upon Availability Hours: Mon.-Sat. 8-5 • Sun. 12-5 Friarswood Mall 4015 - 80th Street • Kenosha, Wl 53142 Phone: 694-8508 RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 7 NO TICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION All positions available Fall Semester with some special event work required this semester. Students must be of legal drinking age and have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.00. Applicants for building supervisor positions must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.50. "Twelfth Night" The Milwaukee Repertory Theater bids adieu to the Todd Wehr Theater with Shakespeare's delightful comedy, "Twelfth Night," running April 10 through May 17. Directed by resident company member, Kenneth Albers, "Twelfth Night" is filled with hilarious moments created by mistaken identities, misguided loves and practical jokes. Cast members include: Catherine Lynn Davis (Viola), Marie Mathay (Olivia), Daniel Mooney (Orsino), Peter Silbert (Feste), Tamu Gray (Maria), Rose Pickering (Sir Toby Belch), James Pickering (Malvolio), Tom Blair (Sir Andrew Aguecheek), Steven Gefroh (Sebastian) and Emil Herrera (Sea Captain Antonio). Other members of the cast are members of the internship program: Ted Tyson (Curio), J. Michael Brennan (Valentine) and Robert Bennet (Fabian). The set designer is Victor Becker, with costumes by Sam Fleming and lights by Bob Jared. Production stage manager is Rob Goodman. Tickets range irom $5.00 to $15.00. For more informaiton or reservations, call 273-7206. Artist says King is a good role model by Kimberlie Kranich Feature Editor "The only way I can really get people to understand something that I'm trying to bring from my heart is to put it on canvas." Through his paintings, Jerril Grover exposes the social injustices of this world. His artwork focuses primarily on poverty, racism and violence. "People don't want to see the negative side of life," explained Grover. "If people keep ignoring the negative side, it's going to creep up on them until it piles up. By that time, they have no choice but to look at it." Grover recently completed a painting of a pregnant black woman in poverty as a reminder that there are starving people in our own communities. "A lot of people don't appreciate how good we live around here. Our problems are minimal compared to the people who are suffering," he said. Grover only started painting last semester. He had taken some basic drawing classes and was the only black artist in class. His white teachers and peers enpnoto oy JacK Bornnuener Art student Jerril Grover stands in front of his painting of Dr. Martin Luther King. black art. "If you're in an all white classroom," Grover explained, "you're always going to see white art. "If I didn't have any inspiration, if I didn't know that there are black artists, or just a person other than a just blend in." During the month of Februa. ry, Grover's artwork was on display in the library for Black History Month. One of his paintings was different pictures of Dr. Martin Luther King. King was one of his role models. he did forme," said Grover, "was that he was a good role model. He was a perfect example of a role model who didn't have any racism in his heart. He did not just work for blacks, he worked for all people. That's what my paintings are trying to express. "What's bad," he continued, "especially for minorities, is that they don't have any type of good role models." Grover is especially concerned about children and wants to be a good role model for them. "I wanted to be somebody so bad that it burned me up inside. I got tired of walking down the street and seeing a relative or friend who graduated five years ahead and the person is doing nothing," he explained. When Grover came to Parkside five years ago, he tested into Math 016 a nd had the reading level of a fourth grader. Initially he dropped his math class twice because it was too difficult. However, he took up the challenge again, finished the course, and has now completed second level calculus. Grover is a first generation college student. Grover see page 8 BUILDING SUPERVISORS Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit. Must be personable and have the ability to work with others. BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over-the-counter concession sales, check out and rental of recreation facilities/equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling experieince preferred but not required. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. SET-UP/TEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of chairs, tables, etc., for dances, receptions, meetings and special events. No prior experience necessary, but applicants should be in good physical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. RANGER 8 Thursday, April 9, 1987 Grover Grover from page 7 He detests violence as well as poverty and racism. While attending Bradford High School in Kenosha and captain of t he wrestling team, racial riots occurred. "A black kid (the wrestling team was half black, half white) would ask me if I'd help with the riot," Grover recalled. "Without a doubt I said 'No.' When I see that stuff going on, especially in school, I think it's terrible. I can't see anybody hitting anybody on purpose." Grover has been on Parkside's wrestling team for five years. It's one way he can vent his aggression. "That's one reason why I like to wrestle. It gets out my frustrations. If I have any violence built up in me, I'd rather do it (express it) legally and competitively instead of doing it forcefully and trying to cause damage to someone else," Grover explained. At the beginning of his junior year Grover suffered a detached retina and had to stop wrestling. He took up wrestling again in the fall but the injury recurred and he has not been able to wrestle now in his senior year. Grover has adapted to the loss quite well. Wrestling, he said, was more of an individual thing. He can reach more people with his art. "It's (artwork) not intended just for black people," he explained. "It's intended for everyone. I want to open people's eyes and close their minds to racism and violence and especially poverty. I hate to see racism impounded on little children because a child, if he's a minority, is born into a life in which racism is a common event." Grover is majoring in art, art education and engineering. He would like to teach at a racially mixed school and doesn't have a preference in terms of t he grade level. "I have no preference as long as I can help someone. Students, nowadays, if they don't have role models, I don't think they have any kind of urge to look for anything else in life. There has to be some type of stimulus to get the child to do something," concluded Grover. Psych 101 to be offered for honors by Doug McEvoy Beginning in the fall semester of t his year, a new section of the present Psychology 101 course will be offered to those students on the honors program. The course will be taught by Erika Hoff-Ginsberg of the psychology department. "It will be the same as the present introductory psychology class as far as the material studied goes;" explained Beecham Robinson, coordinator of the honors program, "but it will differ in that the research and readings will be like that of the higher psychology courses." The course is being offered to students with 3.2 GPA or better, or those students entering as freshmen who have been chosen for the honors program. There are no prerequisites to be eligible for this course. The only difference between this section and the other sections of 101 is that one must be an honors student. The class will concentrate less on the text and more on enriched materials, that is, materials that will help give the student a fuller and more detailed view of the topics being studied. Students are still required to participte as subjects of the research projects of students in higher courses, but they will also do research of their own. The small size of the class will allow for more detailed dis- Ror^s Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 fori, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas Dreamsicles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, Wl 657-4455 cussion of the material and will allow for the use of material that would be impratical in a larger class. "I think that if you can get the most interested students together in a class that allows them to discuss a topic and get really involved in it. You get a class where students are really going to get the most out of it," explained Hoff-Ginsberg who will not only teach the course but who also came up with the idea for it. She is hopeful that sections like this one are used in other courses in the future. "It is a chance for the students who want to go beyond the material or detail of the other 101 sections and really get all that they can out of it," she explained. "I think it is a good idea for any course and I know their value since I took the same type of course in college." The section is worth no more than the others as far as credits go, but the knowledge a person can gain from such a class is far greater than that of the regular sections. The only real motivation, then, for a student to take the class is to have the chance to do as much as he/she can and to get the most out of it. The psychology department is very optimistic that this is more than enough motivation to make the course a success. photo by Jack Bornhuetter This painting of a black woman and her child, entitled "Poverty," was created by art student Jerril Grover. Fine Arts Quartet set The Fine Arts Quartet, one of the most distinguished ensembles in chamber music today, will perform at 8 p.m. on Thursday, April 16 in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets, available at the Union Information Center and at the door, are $5 for students, senior citizens and faculty and staff, $7 for the general public. One of the most active chamber groups, the Fine Arts Quartet performs more than 90 concerts each season, touring the United States, Europe, Isreal, Canada and Mexico. In addition to their busy concert schedules, the quartet members are professors and artists-in-residence at UWMilwaukee, and conduct master classes and workshops at music festivals, universities, and conservatories throughout the world. "The Fine Arts Quartet is one of the premier touring and recording groups of its kind," said music professor Mark Eichner, who chairs Parkside's Lecturers and Fine Arts Committee, sponPHONE 414-634-4156 EASTSIDE EMPORIUM • CUSTOM BLENDED PIPE • PAPERBACK BOOK TRADE TOBACCOS CENTER • HAND MADE CIGARS • MAGAZINES • SMOKING ACCESSORIES • VIDEO RENTAL • SHIP WITH EZZZZ SERVICE 300 SIXTH STREET RACINE, WI 53403 sored of the concert. "It's a world-class group and we're pleased to be presenting a concert of the first echelon." The Quartet has been engaged to record a major portion of the string quartet repetoire and recently recorded the works of Shostakovich, Dvorak and Turina for the Gasparo label, and works by Mozart, Beeehoven, Debussy and Schubert for Lodia Records. The group is often featured on live radio broadcasts in New York and Chicago and performs regularly for radio and television in Europe. A documentary of the ensemble has been filmed by the Public Broadcasting System (PBS) in the U.S. Members of the ensemble are: • Violinist Ralph Evans, who was a medalist at the 1982 Tchaikovsky Competition in Moscow and has performed as a soloist throughout North America and Europe; • Violinist Efim Boico, who has been a member of the Tel Aviv Quartet, the Israel Philharmonic, and concertmaster and soloist with the Orchestra de Paris; • Violist Jerry Horner, who has been principal violist and soloist with the Pittsburgh and Dallas symphonies and has performed extensively in North American and Europe, and • Cellist Wolfgang Laufer, who has performed with the Wuhrer String Quartet and was principal cellist of the Malmo Orchestra in Sweden, the Hambura Philharmonic RANGER Films on campus Thursday, April 9,1987 9 i i —1 PAB to show rare Chaplin masterpieces Charlie Chaplin by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor This weekend, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) will be presenting three films by the single most important figure in the history of motion pictures, Charles Chaplin. MODERN TIMES (1936) Although made long after talking pictures had rendered the silent film obsolete, Chaplin decided to make one more testament to the fine art of screen pantomine with this landmark comedy. A very visionary work, it makes strong statements in favor of the American working class and against the manipulation of humanity by a capitalistic society. While these statements are made through the comedic images that Chaplin exhibits, it does not diminish the timeless power of this artist's feelings about the common man. THE GREAT DICTATOR (1940) Chaplin's first talkie, this rare item is a brilliant attack on fascism. Charlie plays a dual role: a meek Jewish barber and the Hitler-esque ruler of a mythical country. It further perpetuates Chaplin's altruism through wonderful comedy sequences and a climactic speech that says more about world peace than anything sung by Bob Dylan or Phil Ochs so many years later. Jack Oakie is especially good as a Mussollini type. MONSIEUR (1947) VERDOUX The most offbeat and easily the most topical Chaplin film, this one is a very dark comedy about a murderous Bluebeard who marries rich women, seduces and kills them to collect their money. His intentions in doing so have to do with his seeing murder as a business, a final speech in the climactic courtroom sequence has him explain murder as a small scale version of the government using tax dollars to build "huge weapons of destruction." This film, more than any other, presents the visions of world peace that Chaplin carried and which subsequently labeled him a Communist during the McCarthy era. It also shows him once again as the absolute master of the motion picture, moreso than any artist in film history. All of the films in this series are important movie milestones that should be seen by everyone. Do yourself a favor and become not only thouroughly entertained, but also culturally enlightened. Chaplin is to film what Shakespeare is to literature; not an optional . pleasure for those who pretend to know, but a necessity. New Police Academy flick disturbs viewers' peace This fourth installment in the seemingly endless series of Police Academy comedies is the weakest of the bunch, which is saying a great deal. None of the efforts are particularly good. Never before has the series catered so specifically to fans of the series, virtually all of its attempted humor stem- Bruce Willis by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Bruce Willis is hot so why not star him in his own movie? What the heck, Bruce Jenner got to make a movie. But "Can't Stop The Music," in which Jenner starred with the Village People, was actually somewhat better than "Blind Date." Remember the Village People? Oh they were quite popular at one time. I'd say around 1978 or so. And in 1995 we'll most likely be saying, "Remember Bruce Willis?" "Blind Date," which also features Kim Basinger and another TV star in John La Roquette, is a silly romantic comedy that tries hard to evoke the same feeling as those directed by Howard Hawks or Gregory LaCava. But then these directors had both style and substance, not to mention actors the caliber of Cary Grant, Irene Dunne, William Powell and Carole Lombard. What we get with "Blind Date" is a series of mild and predictable gag situations with typical Willis mugging for fans of his small screen shenanigans. Films like "Blind Date" seem to be attemps by filmmakers to copy the quick, artless process of commercial television in an effort to get Mr. and Mrs. Two-and-a-halfming from one's prior knowledge of each of the characters. The film is cheap and aggressive with plenty of movement and gag situations that are alternately funny and tasteless. All of this is packaged carefully to amuse the non-thinking moviegoers who are herded into the theater room-flat out of their living rooms and into the theaters. Four dollars and fifty cents is quite a price to pay to see Bruce Willis ham it up on a large screen than what can be found at home. This is a very "popular" sort of film, the type that will like sheep to witness this insipid drivel. The constant movement is obviously an attempt to keep these patrons cognizant of the fact that there is definitely something happening on the screen. Without any development of character within the context of this film's narrative (you are expected to have seen the certainly please the masses who thrive on network television. But those looking for even a shred of creativity are urged to instead check out PAB's series on Charles Chaplin rather than spending a fin on something as wholly worthless as "Blind Date." first three installments), Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg) gets the pretty journalist who has almost no lines, Tackelberry (David Graf) makes love to his firearms, and Hightower (Bubba Smith) is involved in a few strongman gags. Michael Winslow gets to do his ninja bits and a few other strange sound effects while Bobcat Goldthwait ends up with the most attractive girl in the cast! So who needs credibility in a slapstick comedy? Nobody. But what is necessary is that the gags are set up and subsequently executed with some sort of comedic point. "Police Academy 4" merely uses isolated gags that range from amusing to painful. But this does not stop such blatant dreck to achieve box office success. People do find these slipshod rehashes of primitive Bowery Boys material to be genuinely funny. 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Schneeberger Before Prince hit the commercial mainstream with "1999," he was viewed as a talented-but-naughty singer- /songwriter who used "fuck" in his songs as often as he used drum machines. In the wake of "1999" (which was danceable but hardly lyrically original), Prince's image changed dramatically. With efforts like "Purple Rain." "Around the World in a Day" and "Parade," he started presenting himself as an intellectual changeling, technopop's answer to David Bowie; and his reclusive, cryptic lifestyle made the music (whose lyrics hadn't really changed much) seem "deeper." Now, with the release of a new double LP "Sign o' the Times" (on Warner/Paisley Park), the posturing's more evident than ever, as is the Princely One's absolute intellectual emptiness. And the result is an album for the feet which is being hawked as one for the mind. Forget the fact that he's turned to wearing tiny eyeglasses to appear smarter, the words Prince uses to accompany his admittedly infectious melodies are now, and have usually been, laughable. The same man who brought us the impenetrable "Sometimes it Snows in April" has done himself one better by cranking out a gem like "U Got the Look" ("U sho nuf' do be cookin' in my book / You face is jammin*, your body's heck-a-slammin' / If love is good let's get to rammin' "). This is not to say that all music needs deep meaning to be good, but if an artist sells himself as an intellectual, he better deliver the merchandise. And Prince doesn't. His annoying trait of using "U" and "2" for "you" and "two" is a perfect example of how he uses quasi-intellectualism to manipulate his followers. And now four albums old, the act is wearing thin. As a producer of bubble gum dancefloor ditties, Prince is a King. But he'd be wise to knock off the Woody Allen stuff and start writing some more songs with "fuck" in them. Prince Short Cuts THE STRANGLERS Dreamtime (Epic) These mellow, political activists of the progressive music scene return on a new LP with a variety of new sounds and styles. "Dreamtime" is an album that attempts to cover many musical directions and feelings : a country sound in "You'll Always Reap What You Sow," with a voice like Bono of U2 laden with tearjerking emotion; a jazzy, big band style in "Was It You?" covering a fuzztone, feedback guitar with a loud and strong horn section; simple, goodtime, girls-on-the-beach rock in "Nice Is Nice;" and several melodic ballads. Instrumentation is mixed and performed well. The keyboards of Dave Greenfield are used sparingly to enhance the music, rather than becoming the sound as the trend of today is. Jazzy horn sections are featured throughout the album to give it an upbeat, high spirited mood. The vocals of J J Burnell and Hugh Cornell moved from a deep whisper, through whining harmonies, to burning energies and smooth beauties. The Stranglers have toned down some of the heavy politics of their music in favor of the art itself. Where songs like "Big in America" would have been heavy attacks SORTING earlier, they are now sarcasms with a hidden message. These underlying themes are the purpose of The Stranglers; they seek to entertain while they inform and editorialize. They do entertain - it is for the listener to decide if they have any other accomplishments. This album shows the worth of the progressive music scene. It presents a varied, experimental music in a talented form. "Dreamtime" covers a wide range of music and does it well. ••Tyson Wilda THE FINAL COUNTDOWN by Europe (CBS) The sort of industrial power pop attributed to groups like Night Ranger and 38 Special is what new group Europe has to offer here. The title cut, a synthesized art rock "epic" that reminds me of Gary Wright's 1975 "Dream Weaver," is filled with glitzy splendor but not a lot of substance. This cut is presently getting good radio airtime and should be a minor period hit. However, the album is not a throwaway. There are some nice melodic hooks interspersed here and about, some of the tracks even being capable of rising above their synthesized trappings. In fact, it almost seems like Europe is generally a good journeyman rock act whose sound is softened by an overabundance of keyboards. Europe also poses rather ambiguously. In many ways they seem to want to follow in the footsteps of Bon Jovi and produce a certain brand of pretty boy hard rock that falls somewhere in between the Bay City Rollers and Quiet Riot. In other ways they want to perpetuate the 1 F<h" i >vtf KM) years I leileman's (HSd tyle -Beer and basclxill Itave made unite a team. Knjoy the game. HBLIMAIfS 0U> STYUE. AMERICA'S BEST-BREWED PREMIUM BUR. NOW OPENING IN KENOSHA! FRIDAY APRIL 10TH. Join us for the fun of Opening Night! Drink specials, Door prizes and Give-a-ways, All Night Long! DON'T MISS IT! NIGHTLY DANCING 3931 - 45th St. Kenosha, Wl (414) 657-3101 artlessness of art rockers Genesis or Yes. "The Final Countdown" is at least an interesting starter for Europe. If they hit Top Forty paydirt, we may hear more from them in the future. One can only hope that they purify their electronic sound and refrain from adding even more examples of vapid technology (e.g. drum machines) in a quest for continued commercial success. -Jim Neibaur Shape Up!- Shape up from page 12 checked out with a student I.D. Gloves can be worn while weightlifting, to prevent callouses, but these are a matter of choice. Athletes lifting very heavy weights may consider taping wrists or knees for support. Shoes should be a type of court shoe with good arch support and leather uppers to provide a stable base for good technique. Biking is obviously a sport where equipment is essential. If you want to bike for fitness you don't need a $500 bike, just one that works. Take this from experience though,, if you're going to bike wear a pair of biking shorts with a pad. Saddle sores are a reality and a discomfort. Running is like swimming. The equipment isn't obvious right away, but it is essential. Shoes are the most important aspect of an equipment list. Many shoes on the market are designed for protection and long wear. No one company has the market on making the best shoes. A shoe that is good for one person may not be good for another. To determine the best shoe for you do these things. First look at your dress shoes and see how they wear. See if the pattern of wear is mostly to the outside or to the inside. Second, check out the design of the shoe; is it designed to control inward roll of the foot or outward roll. Shoes with full board last offer more stability and control but lose some flexibility. RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 11 Athlete profile Soccer player tackles pre-med by Michael Rohl Asst. Sports Editor It was once thought by many that those who competed on the field couldn't compete in the classroom, especially if the athlete chose a difficult major. But there are exceptions. Soccer player Ivan Ireland, a 19 year-old life science/ biology major from Kenosha, is such an exception. He combines both the rigorous premed program with the vigorous sport of soccer. Ireland, an all-state soccer player as a senior at Tremper, was also an all-state selection in the under-16 and under-19 age groups for two years, as well as an honor roll student and a member of Ivan Ireland the Honor Society. He had been offered a soccer scholarship at Parkside out of high school, but opted for West Point. He returned here because of the scholarship, but also because "Parkside has one of the better premed programs in the state." Pre-med is a difficult course of study in itself, but balancing that and a varsity sport is an even more difficult task. Even though he does do well in the classroom, he said "I don't have much free time. We have practice in the afternoon but in the evening we're free to study." Ireland thinks the stigma that athletes are not good students is unjustified. "I don't think it (the stereotype) is fair to all athletes. I think a lot of athletes are concerned with grades. They hold them in high importance. "You're now finding more student-athletes than just athletes." Services Offered Classified Ads ACCURATE, FAST professional typing. Any size job. Call Pat. 552-7251. Help Wanted PSGA NEEDS a recording secretary for its senate meetings. Pay is $4/hour for 10 hours/week. Contact A1 or Corby at 553-2244 or stop by the PSGA office. For Sale MAN'S 23" bicycle. Shimano 600 EX brakes. 24 lbs. Call Riz, 552-8770. BICYCLE WITH Suntour derallleurs and Campy parts. Call Riz. 552-8770. FISH TANK, 15 gal., filter, heater, light, pump. $40. Barry. 886-9034. For Rent APARTMENT, 5 minutes from Parkside. Near bus stop, stores, park, golf course. Utilities included in rent. 4410 19th Ave.. Kenosha. Personals PRINTS, WATERCOLORS, GALLERY 124, April 5. 124 66th St.. 1-5. MARY. STICK it in my ear. Hey. LOU GRANT: Maybe next week ...Rossi. TAMI: REMEMBER, be kind to your fine feathered friends - for a duck may be somebody's mother! LENNY: I hear that Fanny Farmer is looking for people to pack fudge. Why not apply? JIM: VAMPIRE queens can be deadly. Terri. WHAT PROVIDES the best relief from rectal itch? A Shneeberger. PSYCHIC JEAN Dixon predicted that Gary Schneeberger would discover heterosexuality in 1988. WHAT DO rectums and Gary Schneeberger have in common? They both have very little hair and they smell bad. NEW TO the Union Square Grill: A 100-, boneless sandwich called the McSchneeberger. UWPDT WANTS to know when dinner is. Bill. 9 OUT of 10 homosexuals surveyed wished to be stranded on a desert island with Gary Schneeberger. HEY, SCHNEEBERGER: You won't find a real woman by crusing the preschools! UWPDT. RECENT MEDICAL research has proven that hair loss is a side effect of impotence. Better go see the doctor, Gary. DART TEAM: Technology allows us to reverse the balding process. Ugliness and stupidness are forever. A BOMB was placed in the Ranger office and will detonate when an intelligent article is written. UWPDT bets 10 to 1 that it will never go off! ALLEN: IF you're going to sleep in class, please avoid snoring. "BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her." Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914). "ARE THERE any good women left in the world who know how to let a man be a man?" Cowboy. WHO'S BEEN gutting fish on Allen's desk? KAPLAN: WE have to stop meeting on the front page like this. Serpe. WHO'S HAD the big beefy burrito supreme on Alex's desk? Now it'll be Texan Bar-B-Q! JIM NEIBAUR is a cookie hog. GEORGE: PLEASE, please shut up!!! DART HISTORY Week. It's not just an adventure- it's a way of life. UWPDT KNOWS about soap. Why waste beer money on it? CAN WE call the cops on you for being idiots? BOBBY: I don't like the itching, but I don't mind the swelling. MIKE ROHL is the wimp of the century. MIKE R. is a greasy, hyperactive, maladjusted, immature little wimp of below-average intelligence with an aroma that will knock you over. MIKE R. is a left-wing, sign-carrying bleeding heart socialist wimp. IS MIKE R. a guy or a girl? BRIAN KAUFMANN: There's not enough room to print them all. ALEX, YOU'RE not embarrassing us, you're embarrassing yourself. Rangers Baseball from page 12 arms, Oberbruner stated that they need work on the mechanics of throwing pitches as well as on location. But, he also added, "they must play to learn." The overall Ranger hitting attack lacks extra base power, and instead consists mainly of singles hitters. This does not bode well for many high-scoring games, but look for improvement in this area as the year goes on. The infield also needs to gain experience through game and practice time. Three freshmen have been playing in the infield: Brian CORBY, YOU better practice jumping over the rail at the great WLLC! HELLO BRENDA, from the photo dudes. GREG: LOOKING forward to more wonderful evenings together! Sandi CORBY: WE have pictures of the combination! CORBY: GRAHAM Crackers and Flannel are a great combination. SUE: DO you spend time doing anything besides thinking up stupid arguments and following the Robb Luehr diet? Q: WHAT has three heads and a rash from crying so much? A: The ineffective. uninvolved fojks who set up office in the Coffee Shoppe. I DID it!!! DART TEAM: Next time you try to insult me. pleae have the courtesy to spell my name right. You'd think that after 8 years of your being here, you guys would at least have learned how to look it up in the paper. NICK AND the boys: The truth hurts, eh? ANYONE FOR some quick pep and beer batter pancakes on this fine Sunday morning? BINKY: I have a book report due tomorrow. Gauthier at third base, Ken Neese at second, and Doug Londo at shortstop. But, Oberbruner noted that 6'4" junior Randy Spiegelhoff helps to anchor the infield with his good glove. Overall, Oberbruner feels the Rangers shotild get better as the year progresses with improvement in all areas. "Our direction is positive and we always try for a winning season. Hopefully, by the middle of the season we will blend things together," he explained. The Rangers next test is today as they take on the University of Il linois-Chicago Circle in Chicago at 1:00 p.m. If you know of an athlete with an interesting story, whether a student or a faculty member, let us know. Please call 553-2295 or leave your suggestions in the Ranger office, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Softball team begins season on the road After a 6-6 record in Florida over Spring Break, which included winning their last three games, the Parkside women's softball team began their regular season on the road on April 1 in Whitewater against the Lady Warhawks. Unfortunately, they were't very gracious hosts as they swept the doubleheader from the Lady Rangers 3-2 and 5-3. On Saturday, April 4, the Rangers travelled to Valparaiso University in Indiana for a doubleheader. Only one game was able to be played, however, and once again, the Rangers lost. The next day, Sunday, April 5, the opponent was Lakeland College at Lakeland. After three losses on the road, the Rangers were a bit frustrated, so they took it out on the Muskies. Parkside swept the doubleheader 11-0 (in six innings and 10-0. These two wins insured the Rangers of a spot in the NAIA District 14 tournament, to be held here on May 8-10. The first home game for the Rangers was yesterday at Petrifying Springs Park, against Lewis (111.) University. The next home games are against Ripon College this Sunday, April 12 and against Loyola (111.) University on Tuesday, April 14. F PARK' S f ) (D ) ( J DINER CO CD Since 1925- ( ) o CD CD 'Cause Good Food Is Never Out Of Style. Diners are trendy. Sixty years of pleasing Kenosha's palates and pocketbooks, and now, all of a sudden...we're trendy, imagine that. So, whether you're fond of fashion or a fan of fine food, here's some good news: Frank's Diner is open for dinner. We've expanded our menu and extend our hours to 8 pm, Monday through Friday. Delicious meals at diner prices. Imagine that. Open Mon.-Fri. 6 A.M.-8 P.M. Open Sat. 7 A.M.-2 P.M. Open Sun. 7 A.M.-1 P.M. 508-58th Street 657-1017 Baseball team 2-1 Rangers open season by Randy LeCount The 1987's men's spring baseball season is once again upon us as the young Rangers opened play last weekend against Marquette (Apr. 3) and UW-Milwaukee (Apr. 4). The Ranger's record stands at 2-1 with a 9-7 win over Marquette in a 9 inning game, as well as a 5-4 loss and 4-0 v ictory over UWM in a doubleheader. In parkside's first victory of the season against Marquette, Jeff Lemmerman started on the mound and was relieved by Chris McLernon in the third. Doug Londo relieved McLernon in the sixth and went the rest of the way. It was decided to play one 9- inning game as opposed to a doubleheader because of the cold weather. By all accounts, the Rangers' first loss of the young season should have been their second win. While leading 4-3 with two out in the seventh inning and needing only one out for a victory, the Rangers' misfired with three errors on no hit to allow UWM to win. The Rangers did get four solid innings of pitching from starter Steve Leonart and reliever Joel Bumgarner who finished the game. * The second game against UWM was in great contrast from the first as Ranger starter Robb Peiffer pitched the entire game to earn the shutout victory and bring the team's record to its present 2- 1 standing. Looking ahead, it seems apparent that these types of performances may be common for the Rangers this season. Inconsistency can often plague a young team like the Rangers. Make no mistake, the Rangers do have talent, but they also lack college experience. Head coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner knows this only too well as his squad consists of e ighteen freshman and five sophomores and only one junior and one senior. Losing eleven players from last year's team won't make things any easier, as many of them were experienced. "We've got a fine group of players to work with, and we have the talent to win ballgames. But, we need a lot of work on the mechanics because we're so young." Oberbruner cited his team's strengths as being in the catching and outfield positions. There is some experience among the catchers in that of Jim Pancratz and Craig Keralty, as well as freshman Gary Fritsch. The Ranger outfiled is also solid with Armand Bonofiglio anchoring center. But the Rangers also have some weaknesses in the key positions of pitching, hitting and the infield. The pitching staff is young and lacking experience. While the pitchers possess good Baseball see page 11 Sports Schedule SOFTBALL Thurs., April 9 - At Lake Forest College, 4 p.m. Sun., April 12 - Home vs. Ripon College, noon Mon., April 13 - At U. of Illinois-Chicago, 3 p.m. Tues., April 14- Home vs. Loyola, 4 p.m. All home games are played at Petrifying Springs Park, just off Hwy. JR. TENNIS Fri. and Sat., April 10-11 - At the Northeastern Illinois quadrangular, beginning at 1 p.m. Fri. Tues., April 14 - Home vs. Concordia College, 3 p.m. BASEBALL Today - At U. of Illinois-Chicago Circle, 1 p.m. Sat., April 11 - At Milwaukee School of Engineering, noon Tues., April 14 - Home vs. Carthage College, 1 p.m. Thurs., April 16 - Home vs. Lakeland College, 1 p.m. MEN'S AND WOMEN'S TRACK Fri. and Sat., April 10-11 - At the Northwestern University Relays, beginning at noon Fri. Tennis team wins first 3 meets If the first three meets of the year are any indication, the Parkside men's tennis team will have a ball this year. The Ranger netters, who lost only one dual meet last year, started this season photo by Ken McCray Jason Caspers, Parkside's number one singles player, shows good form on a serve in a recent meet. The Rangers beat their first 3 opponents of the year. where they left off last season, beating their first three opponents. They only lost two matches out of 27 in the three meets. On Wed., Apr. 1, the Rangers hosted Carroll College in the first meet of the year and sent them home by sweeping all nine matches. The Parkside players didn't even lose a game en route to the rout. Winning for the Rangers were Jason Caspers, Joe Barrette, Vahan Mahdasian, Brian Chike, Jeff Stanich and Randy LeCount in singles and Caspers/Mahdasian, Barrette/Chike and Stanich/ LeCount in doubles. The teams were forced to play indoors due to 27 degree temperatures and gusty winds. The next day, with weather conditions similar to the previous day, the Rangers welcomed the UW-Milwaukee Panthers to the Physical Education building, then beat them 8-1. The only loss for Parkside was at number three singles, where Dan Langer beat Mahdasian. The rest of the Ranger lineup was the same as against Carroll. On Saturday, April 4, Beloit College was the opponent and once again, the home team won 8-1. Parkside's only setback this meet was at number one singles, where Caspers lost to Beloit's Carter Veach. Caspers evened things up at number one doubles, however, as he teamed with Mahdasian to beat Veach and Bob Dassow. Shape up! by Michael J. Rohl Getting in shape is a simple matter of will power and knowledge. There is a great deal of informatin in our library on all points of fitness. Sometimes, however, what is in a book or article is not enough, especially in the area of equipment. Whenever a discussion on equipment comes up, name brands and companies inevitably come up. There is just no saying one company is better than the other. All companies have good and bad products. Another reason there is a great deal of controversy is everyone has different preferences. But there is no argument that the correct equipment is absolutely necessary. Four sports that can be used for fitness are swimming, weight lifting, biking and running. Swimming is one sport many do not think of as needing equipment for. Goggles, swimsuit and bathing caps are all very important. The goggles protect the eyes from unnecessary irritation and possible damage from pool chemicals. If you do a great deal of swimming it is advisable to wear goggles. A bathing cap is usually required at most pools. Parkside is no exception. The bathing cap keeps a great deal of hair from building up in the pool circulation system. Correct fitting swimwear is always necessary. There is no need to explain why a swimming suit shouldn't be too big. There is no need to pay attention to name brands, a cap is a cap and that's all there is to it. (What if it's a K-mart special with flowers sticking out of it?) Weight training is another sport in which equipment is very important. A weight belt should be worn anytime there is pressure on the lower back. Weight belts are not just for guys, women should wear belts too. A lower back injury can occur at any time and recovery takes a long time if it occurs at all. It's always best to take preventive measures. A weight belt is expensive, but if a club is a good one it will have belts. Here at Parkside a belt can be Shape up see page 10 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 26, April 9, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1987-04-09 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System el salvador war