1 10 14 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/5079ea8d8547d28a41d1118613221484.pdf fbc1c2a66376dcf9ed0d15a8a9df158a Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 6, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Symposium 1972 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document CSC calls for a STRIKE The Concerned Students Coalition, a loosely knit student organization, has called for a strike to end the war. As NEWSCOPE goes to press plans call for a strike to begin at the Student Activities Building on Monday, April 24, at 10:00 A.M. A representative of CSC informed NEWSCOPE that students are asked to boycott classes beyond Monday, in order to participate in the strike activities. No concrete plans had yet been laid for actions beyond the Monday strike, however NEWSCOPE was informed by CSC members that "students should stay away from classes for the week." The CSC has expressed the hope that members from other area colleges and technical schools will also participate in Monday's strike. The call for a strike at UWP is seen as a sign of support for other campuses around the country who have initiated student strikes and demonstrations prior to the National Peace Action Coalition's mass marches in New York City and Los Angeles held on April 22. Activities on other campuses thus far have resulted in several clashes with police, though the extent of the campus unrest is unlikely to reach the mammoth proportions which followed the 1970 incursion into Cambodia. That strike resulted in the closing or major disruption of normal activities on over 500 campuses throughout the U.S. Concrete plans for more c a m p u s a n t i - w a r demonstrations were expected to be made on Monday. Mr* 1.1.1.1.1. NOTE The Electric Last Minute is a new feature. Any Parkside club, organization, or group wishing to place a new item in this column is asked to present the typed copy to Paul Lomartire in care of the Newscope Offices before 4 p.m. on each Thursday for the following Tuesday edition. WOMEN TO DISCUSS DAY CARE Parkside's Woman's Caucus is sponsoring a question-answer session about the Day Care Center on Wednesday, April 26th, at 4:30 p.m. at the Parkside Baptist Church. Eileen Hansen will be the guest speaker. The church is located on Highway E just east of Wood Road. ZERO POPULATION TO DISCUSS EARTH WEEK Parkside's Zero Population Growth will hold a meeting on Thursday, April 27th, at 3:00 p.m. in Room 141 at the Kenosha Campus. The discussion will encompass ZPG Earth Week activities and the planning of projects for the rest of the semester. All interested individuals are invited to attend. AUDITIONS Parkside's Activities Board will be holding auditions for the Whiteskellar. Parkside students wishing to audition for the coffeehouse should contact Kim Rudat in Room 217 in Tallent Hall. POT PEOPLE TO PLAN OFFENSIVE As part of the grassroots movement to leaglize pot, the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML), is holding a heady conference in the countryside, a stone's throw from Washington, D.C., to plan strategy for the 1972-73 campus pot offensive. The week-end conference, planned for early August, is free to all interested persons, with food and music provided. (Note: Paul Lomartire had nothing to do with those "pot puns", that's the way they sent it. P.L.) On Thursday, April 27th at 7:00 p.m., and on Tuesday, May 2nd at 7:00 p.m. at Parkside Village, Building 2, apartment 202, you will have the chance to experience, in possibly a new way, what interpersonal communication can be about. The group will be intentionally limited in size for the sake of cohesiveness; therefore, if you are interested, make early contact with Steve Bangert or Wendy Musich, Room 135, extension K42. University of Wisconsin - Parkside free Volume 6 Number 15 April 24, 1972 SYMPOSIUM 1972 "Symposium 1972," a 10-day series of programs on contemporary issues sponsored by the University of Wisconsin- Parkside Student Government Association (SGA), will begin Monday evening, April 24, at the UW-P campus. The symposium will open Monday night with a program on penal institutions and conclude Monday, May 8, with programs geared around Black Culture Day including a talk by Julian Bond. In between, programs will consider urban concerns, w o m e n ' s l i b e r a t i o n , contemporary theater, political organizing, and a 24-hour film festival. Featured attractions will include Theatre X and Racine's Cell Block Circus Players. All programs except the film festival are free to the public according to SGA president Dean Loumos. The opening program on penal reform will feature the Cell Block Circus Players, who have toured Wisconsin correctional institutions and some in New York presenting satirical reviews whose penal reform message is delivered through laughter. The Players will then join John Jude of Racine's Project Acceptance, a program of ex-convict rehabilitation, in a panel discussion. The evening program will begin at 7:30 in the Greenquist Hall Whiteskellar. On Tuesday, April 25, at the same time and place, a panel discussion on "Model Structures for Community Organizing" will feature the Rev. John Murtaugh, head of Racine's Office of Urban Concerns, and representatives of Racine's Urban League and Southside Revitalization Corp. Women's programs will occupy the Greenquist Hall during the day and evening of Wednesday, April 26, beginning at 10:30 a.m. with panel discussions on women's health by members of the Women's Health Collective in Madison in room 111 and women and the church by UW-P faculty member Carole Vopat, Sister Cathy Gibbon of the UW-P Campus Ministry and others in room D-123. Alternative Life Styles will be discussed by the Madison Women's Collective at 11:30 in room 108, and tapes of speeches by Gloria Steinem, Susan Davis and Arvonne Eraser will be heard and discussed at noon in room 108. In the afternoon, Racine attorney Elisheva Schwartz will discuss Women and Legal Issues at 1:30 in D-103; UW-P students will present play readings of Claire Booth Luce's "Doll's House 1970" and Sylvia Plath's "Three Women" at 3:30 in the Whiteskellar; UW-P students and staff, a Racine nurse, and a member of the Madison Abortion Committee will discuss Abortion — Pro and Con at 3:30 in D-123; and a tour and description of the privatelyoperated Parkside Day Care Center will be given at 4:30 at the center on Hy. E. Poems "by, for and about women" read by Parkside students and staff will conclude Wednesday's programs at 7:30 in the Whiteskellar. The first week's activities will (Continued on Page 4) Senator Nelson addresses 400 The Issue is Ecology by Mike Kite of the Newscope staff "So in my judgement the most important thing that has happened in the history of the environment is that the issue has become, in the past three years, part of the political dialogue in the country." The above spoken by one of the men who were responsible for making ecology an isrsue, Senator Gaylord Nelson (D. Wis.). The senator, who originated Earth Day in 1970, spoke to nearly 400 people Wednesday evening at Parkside. Senator Nelson expressed satisfaction at the growing concern for our environment. "It is interesting to note that in 1968 while campaigning for the Presidency none of the candidates gave a single speech on the environment. How did it get to be an issue in lVz years? Because President Nixon had heard and felt the rumblings of his constituents. Legislatively, things are moving faster than ever before." "The object of Earth Day was not to educate the public because I felt they were already concerned. My real concern was to inform the public officials that this is an issue of political importance." After complementing the independent ecology groups, Sen. Nelson stressed the need for coordinating the individual efforts by national and international organization. He went on to say that the first international ecological conference to be held in Stockholm, Sweden, was scheduled for June. Sen. Nelson, an alternate delegate to the convention, said, "what will come of the conference nobody can predict, but it is good that we are finally getting together to discuss the problem." One of the most successful ecological organizations in the U.S., The Environmental Defense Fund (EDF), received the senator's praise. Two of their greatest victories were stopping construction of the Florida Barge Canal, and the banning of DT in Wisconsin. A subject of which few people are aware, the ecological destruction of South Vietnam, was then approached by the Senator. He explained that 10 per cent of South Vietnam's agricultural land had been destroyed, and that 25 per cent of the population had been left homeless, thanks to the advanced methods of warfare used by the U.S. Army. "South Vietnam would be better off losing to North Vietnam, than winning with us." Sen. Nelson recently introduced a bill in Congress which calls for a full scale study of the environmental damage to Vietnam. (Continued on Page 4) Senator Nelson speaking at Parkside Page 2 NEWSCOPE April 24,1972 LETTERS Some notes on a new feature; some clarifications on old rumors. Recently NEWSCOPE initiated a new feature, the Electric Last Minute. It's a column devoted strictly to campus events; the information contained in it is forwarded to us by the people who desire publicity for their organization. We don't go out and get the information ourselves because we don't have the personnel. Two reasons for the Electric Minute: l) because NEWSCOPE is a STUDENT newspaper, and therefore has the obligation to print campus events and highlights. 2) because we must prove to the University that NEWSCOPE is capable of printing all their press releases. Presently, Student Activities is subsidizing a pamphlet called Parkside Today. It is composed of two paid staff members; printing costs are paid by the University. We feel that the funds funneled into Parkside Today could be put to better use in NEWSCOPE. We don't like the idea of being recognizee University newspaper only to discover the University is publishing its own official newsletter. Such a condition leads to redundancy. Both papers print the same news releases, at least now we are, so what's the sense of continuing Today? NEWSCOPE desperately needs staff writers and reporters, it also desperately needs money. Now that it is our policy to print all campus events, etc., we ask Student Activities to please re-evaluate the status of Parkside Today. We could use the new staffers, and we could use whatever money goes into printing Today. We're answering our critics, now it's time they answered us. Old rumors: 1) No one on NEWSCOPE is paid, absolutely no one and absolutely nothing. 2) We are not subsidized by tax dollars in any way; we received $2,000 through SGA from fund 128 (composed of student fees) to write off some bad debts, but that is all. • * • This week NEWSCOPE is featuring an interview with Kim Rudat, President of the Activities Board. It's an engaging interview in which the reporter brings out many significant points concerning PAB. The interview points out the successful activities the PAB has produced in the past year: the concerts, the Whiteskellar, the Nickelodeon. But it also surfaces a few glaring faults inherent to the structure of the PAB. Perhaps, the biggest structural deficiency concerns student input. No polls are taken to discover student preferences in entertainment. This, as was explained, is partly due to student apathy, a disease with which every organization on campus is painfully familiar. Since PAB's funds are allocated from fund 128 (student fees) it would seem that a more concerted effort could be made to discover how the student would like to see his money used. This also raises an interesting question: Why must a student pay twice to attend an event. NEWSCOPE was told that the PAB uses student fees to finance its ventures. This seems to be at least a little incongruous, though there can be good, financial reasons for it. Perhaps ticket prices are lowered for this reason. And if PAB is financed through student fees alone, their unequivocable purpose should therefore be to provide entertainment for the students who are paying for it. Apathy at Parkside is growing faster than the campus iteslf, everyone knows this, so it is only reasonable that alternative methods be utilized in conducting polls, perhaps elections also. One possibility could be the implementation of a poll at registration time. Perhaps the PAB could draw up a list of groups which in their collective opinion, would represent student preferences: Put any group or troupe of performers on the list which in their opinion would interest studegts enough to attend the performance; allow a student to write in his own preferences if not included on the list. But do this at registration time, include an initial list of performers, leave space for write-ins, and place it in the registration packet. Perhaps many people will not bother to fill in the form, but it seems reasonable that a large number will. Certainly, PAB is interested in student input, indeed they must be since they use student fees taken from student tuition. Certainly, this fact will have an affect on student input. B E E R Join The Brotherhood of Hamm's critical of godfather' Dear Sirs, I had always figured in all my prudity that sexual intercourse between two human beings was a very beautiful, rather sacred act and that it had the respect of the majority of persons . . . enough so that its privacy would be kept somewhat intact. But I am behind times it seems. I so concluded after watching "The Godfather" the other night. As one of the ladies in "The Godfather" was being bred by one of the bad guys, the thought crossed my mind that the producer of the film was something of a parallel to a farmer breeding his stock. The end result, of c ourse, was not a batch of piglets, just entertainment. So there we sat, me and the fans, and we watched the lady being bred with even less than the detachment of a crowd watching a baseball game. At least the. baseball fans care enough to cheer. My problem must be that I don't take the time to see enough movies and am therefore unjustifiably shocked at actions and filthy language that are evidently now a days socially acceptable. I am told that sex is in all flicks now but to a lesser degree in the "G" pictures. Perhaps I ought to work up to those films rated "R" by starting with one a little less racy, nice "G" rated stuff like "Love Story". There, I am told, in the primary love scene the guy who we observe rolling in the hay is a nice boy, his partner being a nice girl. And since they are both nice kids,' watching them do their thing is infinitely more tasteful. Yes, that must be the way to work up. But darn it, as much as I would like to be associated with the socially enlightened folks by learning to dig that stuff, I just don't think I can. I am past the point of no return. To me sex is more than a mere biological function and my mind is absolutely set in the belief that the sex act is beautiful and sacred. Its casual public display in such movies as "The Godfather" (and movies like "Love Story" for that matter which was apparently an otherwise very beautiful movie) might be socially acceptable but stripping the sex act of its privacy and diminishing it by doing so is both pitiable and distressing. Why people wish to propagate the distruction of six by the eradication of its privacy is a concept most difficult to grasp. But "The Godfather" was objectionable on more than just the bastardization of sex. Equally objectionable was the violence which constituted another of the primary focal points of the movie. What is extremely difficult to understand is the fact that the American public can be so vehemently opposed to the war iin Viet Nam on the grounds of its inhumanity only to turn around and pack the theaters to enjoy a display of unparagoned sadistic cruelty. The public cries for peace but action does indeed speak louder than mere words. The swelling box office sales of "The Godfather" points to the unparalleled hypocracy of the members of our society, both young and old alike. Peace be with you, one and all. Sincerely, Robert Flood P.S. This letter was written in crude style so as not to wander too dreadfully far from the spirit of Newscope, but thanks for the opportunity for a low cut. My bluntness makes me wonder if yo u'll publish this thing, but I suppose you will if y ou are at all fair. dean shows no respect To the Editor: Undoubtedly some of you have had enough antiadministration — pro-student literature to last a lifetime. Others may agree that there hasn't been really enough. My name is Tom Ford and I consider myself somewhere in the middle. I am in no way part of Dick Nixon's silent majority and on the other hand I have no desire to be a Parkside student leader. While not leading in the Parkside struggle for student rights I have decided to support the battle. I have made up my mind to participate physically instead of just vocally over a CAMPUS EVENTS WEDNESDAY, APR. 26 Recital: Student joint recital featuring Fred Hermes, bassoon, and Joyce Richards, piano, will be presented at 8 p.m. in Room 103 Greenquist.Hall. Free. THURSDAY, APR. 27 Films: Nickelodeon program featuring Laurel and Hardy films will be held at noon in the Greenquist Whiteskellar sponsored by the Student Activities Office. Adm. 5 cents. Concert: The UW-P Chamber Singers will present a free public concert at 8 p.m. in Room 103 Greenquist Hall. SGA Meeting: SGA panel discussion, Greenquist 101, 7:00 - 10 p.m. FRIDAY, APR. 28 Archeology Lecture: Northwestern University Archeologist Stuart Struever will lecture at 8 p.m. in Room 101 Greenquist Hall on his excavations at the southern Illinois Koster Indian site. Free. Sponsored by the Social Science Division. Poetry Reading: Parkside Poetry Forum will sponsor a reading by Allen Cave of Racine at 7:30 p.m. in the Greenquist Whiteskellar. Free. Film: Feature film "Charley" will be seen under sponsorship of the Student Activities Office at 8 p.m. in the Activities Building. Adm. 75 cents. UW-P and Wis. ID required. Coloquium: Colloquium for students-faculty. Greenquist 101, 2:30-4:00 p.m. SATURDAY, APR. 29 Casino Party: Philanthropists Club will sponsor a Casino Party with live entertainment from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. in the Student Activities Building Adm. chg. UW-P and Wis. ID required. Kenosha Alumni Founders Day: UW Alumni Club of Kenosha will hold its annual Founders Day dinner beginning at 6 p .m. at the Kenosha Union Club. Speaker will be Sen. William Proxmire. Tickets are $6 50 per person and are available on campus from Steve Stephens, Rita Tallent and Charles Kugel. SUNDAY, APR. 30 Artists Series Concert: Pianist Carmen Vila, UW-P artist-inresidence, will present the season's final University Artists Series Concert at 4 p.m. in Greenquist Hall. Gen. adm. $1, students 50 cents! children 12 and under free. Poetry Reading: UW-P student poets will present a reading at 2 p m at the Kenosha Public Museum THE END MAY 20,21 tenth glass of beer. About a month and a half ago I was part of a group of concerned students attempting to persuade Asst. Chancellor Dearborn (student services) to set up a group which would make suggestions to him before he made decisions affecting the student body. After a few rounds of discussion Mr. Dearborn presented the following plan: A board (name to be decided upon) was to be set up consisting of a pproximately ten people. Seven were to be students representing as wide a variety of the Parkside population as possible. The others were to be chosen from the faculty and university workers. I was tb be one of the students. The first meeting was to take place before Easter vacation. I was not contacted before Easter vacation or as of now, the Newscope deadline, two weeks after the break. I take this as both a personal offense and a "Social" offense. Personally because it shows a lack of respect for me and socially because it shows a lack of respect for the student body of which I am a part. For those of you who agree, I urge you to make an appointment with Mr. Dearborn to ask him for an explanation. For those who disagree or distrust me, I urge you to also make an appointment with Mr. Dearborn and ask for a reply to what I have said. Thanks, Tom Ford gruhl puts down sga pres. ,n-scope To the Editor: In the April 10th issue of your paper you printed an interview with the President of Parkside's S t u d e n t G o v e r n m e n t Association and one of his Senators — 94 column inches. Wow! . . . That's more space than you give to the entire Faculty in a semester of NEWSCOPE. There are several things in that lengthy interview which call for some candid comment, to wit: 1. The President of SGA let us UWIOOfl "Don't believe everything you read." Jim Koloen, Paul Lomartire, Brian Ross, Mike Kite, Mike Stevesand, Tom Paradise, Cleta Skovronski, Wolfgang Salewski, Kathy Rasch, "Red" Widely, Roscoe Humus, Sifton Winnow, /&.> X. Sasion, Rombert Freebag, Bruce Badley. PHONES: Editorial Business 553-2496 553-2498 Newscope is an independent student newspaper composed by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside puolished weekly except during vacation periods. Student obtained advertising funds are the sole Source of revenue for the operation of Newscope. 5,000 c opies are printed' and distributed throughout Ihe Kenosha and Racine communities as well as the University. Free copies are available upon request. Deadline for all manuscripts and photographs submitted to Newscope is 4:30 p.m. the Thursday prior to publication. Manuscripts must be typed and double-spaced. Unsolicited manuscripts and photographs may be reclaimed within 30 days after the date of submissio, after which they become the property of Newscope, Ltd. The Newscope office is located in the Student Organizations building, intersection of Highway A and Wood Road. TO THE EDITOR April 24/ 1972 NEWSCOPE Page 3 know that he is carrying "only one credit". Well ... I think it's fair to ask . . . What is that young man's "mission" at Parkside? • To get an education? By taking one credit a semester? Nuts! With such zeal and glacial speed he will be older on his graduation day than I will be on mine . . . and I'm already over thirty. Now I know that there is more to becoming educated than just the academics but if the major extra-curricular activity of a one-credit student is to see how much discontent he can generate around the campus, then he is just dissipating his own energy and wasting the time of a lot of people. The last thing any student body needs is that kind of distractive "help". A one-credit guy with a lot to say reminds me of a fellow with one share of stock trying to tell American Motors how to build cars. He also reminds me of the fellow who went to Mayo Clinic with a sprained ankle and proceeded to tell them how to run the institution. (They gave him castor oil.) 2. The Senator in the interview is quoted as saying, "The Administration told us to shut up or they'd use things from the files that they have on us . . . At that point we cut off communications with them." So, I think it's reasonable to ask . . . Now what on earth would they possibly have in the files that would cause outspoken fellows like you to pull in your horns? . . . especially when the President of SGA says in the interview, "We do everything in the open, everything is above board." 3. Another quote from the President's remarks. . ."They got a guy over there who's a booking agent . . . Now what the hell. . . They won't even let us pick out our own bands." Speaking as a long-time taxpayer and as a student who earns and pays for his own tuition for ten credits . . . Hear this! ... As a dues-paying member of the good old Establishment I accept the responsibility of helping to pay two-thirds of the cost to help you get a college education and even contribute to a subsidy for NEWSCOPE but your precocious assumption that we also owe you your entertainment while you are at school makes my buttocks tired. I can understand the need of providing entertainment for children ... or for the poor kids like those out at Southern Colony . . . But you're adults who can go anyplace and do as you please and it's tirpe for you to accept the responsibilities of adulthood . . . such as picking up the check for your own entertainment. If you can buy the beer you can pay the piper. Parenthetically, last Spring I saw a Parkside activity that really teed me off. The Student Pampering Department put on a party on the Tallent Hall parking lot which was to be the Grand Finale for the school year. Big circus tent . . out-oftown band . . . snow fences up ... It must have cost the people of Wisconsin a few thousand dollars to put on that "entertainment" for you. About 250 to 300 showed up. If the school has that kind of money to wallow in they should spend it on scholarships or salaries. It's no wonder that the University System had budget troubles. If the Pampering Department puts on another fiasco like that this Spring I'm going to invite a couple of Regents here to watch the money go down the drain. (End of parenthetical statement. . . Now back to the interview.) 4. One more thing (I should be typing a term paper instead of this!) The Pres of SGA called attention to the fact that "We were only elected by 17 per cent of the student body." . . . and then inferred that the other 83 per cent are, as he put it, "Anyone who doesn't have an opinion is worthless." Listen! . . . Has it ever occurred to you that many of the 83 per cent who, by their abstinence elected not to vote, might have been "Voting NO!" to what you have to offer? If you really think that the majority of Parkside students consider themselves as being depressed, pushed-around and disgruntled . . . then you've probably been reading too much NEWSCOPE. Very likely you supplied some of the copy. As for myself . . . When 50 per cent or more of the full-time students . . . even 40 per cent, maybe . . . find enough things to become concerned about (other than their studies) and get out and vote, then I will promptly and gladly recognize those elected as truly representing the student body. But this time-consuming business of having what I consider as almost being "nonstudents" running around, sounding-off and butting in where their "help" is not needed and trying to advise in areas in which they have no qualifications . . . all under the guise of representing the student, is simply ridiculous. One final quote from the Pres of SGA. . . "They'll listen to us but if they don't agree they won't do what we say." Now isn't that too bad! But that's life, fellows . . . and the quicker you learn that you must know more than the dog does if you're going to teach the dog tricks, the better off you will be. Anyhow, Mr. Pres, good luck with that one credit . . . don't let the burden of it get you down. Stay with it! Arthur M. Gruhl P.S. The foregoing remarks do not pertain to those Senators and others who were elected and who are trying to do something constructive around here. 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It does make a difference where you shop! % Discount to students and Faculty with \.Q SILVERWARE Diana Intermezzo Wallace • Lunt Iteed <> B arton Sheffield - etc. BRIDAL REGISTRY CRYSTAL Tiffon - Orrefora Seneca - Lalique Royal Worcester ed note: A few clarifications concerning Mr. Gruhl's letter: We gave 94 col inches to the Dean Loumos interview because this is a .STUDENT newspaper, not a faculty newsletter. 2) NEWSCOPE is in no way subsidized by the University, we received a $2,000 subscription 'through SGA (to pay off debts) from fund 128 which is composed of student fees, not Mr. Gruhl's hard earned tax dollar. 3) Dean did in no way imply that we (students) were "owed" entertainment while at school; he merely voiced the wish for Student Activities Board programs and concerts to bemore in line with what students were interested in. (instead of bringing a flamenco dancer to UWP, why not do as the Carthage Activities Board did, bring in the Byrds, bring more representatives of the youth culture. 4) I have no idea what Mr. Gruhl means by "Student Pampering Dept." putting on a "grand finale" party. If he means the END i take exception to his statement. The END does not represent "pampering", its purpose is to bring students together for one last time, to possibly have a good time after sweating through finals. If Mr. Gruhl, as he implies, is against having fun occasionally, I suggest he submit his resignation to 'the human race. 5) At the last CCC meeting, the requirement for election to SGA office was stipulated as "student". It does not, at least as yet, stipulate any minimum credit loads. Perhaps Mr. Gruhl should run for office. women s caucus for day care To the Editor: At their meeting on March 20, Parkside's Women's Caucus passed a resolution to officially support the Day Care Center. It is our contention that a woman with pre-school children need not stagnate her talents and ambitions while she and her husband are raising a family. Parents who enroll their children do not want, however, to sacrifice the care of their children to achieve their own personal wants. After discussing the Center with its Director and parents of enrolled children the Caucus believes that the Day Care Center is more than adequately capable to house these children for a few hours during the day. The staff is composed of two certified teachers and three men among its volunteers. The Women's Caucus also feels that the Day Care Center offers a more beneficial atmosphere for a child than that child would receive at home Iwith a baby-sitter. The sensory, audio, visual and social (experiences a child encounters at the Center can only enhance their life when they enter school. The faculty, staff and students who utilize the Center are also enriched. For students it enables them to take upper division courses normally not offered at night. Faculty and staff, throug h the help of the Center, are able to share their talents with others in the working and academic community. It is for these reasons that Parkside's Women's Caucus supports the Day Care Center in its help with our effort to put talented, ambitious women back in our society while raising families. Sincerely, Parkside's Women's Caucus yarc needs volunteers To the Editor: At the present time, the Youth Association for Retarded Children is badly in need of new members. We are asking a favor of all the editors of school newspapers in the area. It would be greatly appreciated if you would print the following article in the next issue of your newspaper: Students: If you , are interested in working with the mentally retarded and would like to try, consider joining the Youth Association for Retarded Children (YARC). In our activities, we try to reach as many of the mentally retarded as possible. However, we are short of members. We need new ideas and new enthusiasm. Our activities include volunteer work at Southern Colony and various other planned programs. Our meetings are held on the first and third Thursdays of every month (although this is soon going to be changed) from 7:30 - 9:3 0 in Racine. For more information about this organization, please call: Julie Kozenski, 639-6814 or Theresa Swenson, 637-5417 310 Green Bay Road, Kenosha, Wisconsin Vi Block South of Kenosha-Racine County Line ump Save SERVE YOURSELF WITH THE FINEST GASOLINE AND SAVEI DISCOUNT SPECIALS Cash & Carry ROYAL TRITON QUAKER STATE PENNZOIL AFSCON.O. 10W - 20W - 30W 10W-20W-30W PERMANENT TYPE ANTI-FREEZE 12OZ. HEAVY DUTY BRAKE FLUID 50c per quart 34c per quart $1.39 per gallon 47c per can Cash and Carry Prices on Oil Filters, Air Filters, Tune Up Kits, Spark Plugs All Items Subject to 4 Per Cent Sales Tax SAVE — SAVE — SAVE Page 4 NEWSCOPE April 24, 1972 (Continued from Page 1) conclude Thursday, April 27, with presentations by Madison city councilman Paul Soglin and representatives of the Wisconsin Alliance and R e v o l u t i o n a r y Y o u t h Movement on the subject "Radical Political Organizing." Theatre X, the critically acclaimed Milwaukee-based ensemble which has been receiving national attention, will open the second week with a productionof'X Communication" in the UW-P Acrivities Building Tuesday, May 2, at 8 p.m. The production is a collage of satire, improvisation, mime and music. On Wednesday, May 3, the UW-P Pre-Law Club will present a panel discussion on "Should Private Sex Between Consenting Adults Be Legalized?" in Greenquist 103 at 7:30 p.m. Participants will include Waukesha County District Attorney Richard McConnell, who received considerable publicity in the recent Unitarian Church sexeducation film controversy in Waukesha County; Racine attorney Jay Schwartz; Kenosha state Assemblyman Eugene Dorff; and Kenosha St. Joseph high school teacher Rev. Gregory Spitz. A "Going Away" party, featuring two bands, will be held at the Racine Campus of UW-P on Friday, May 5, beginning about 5 p.m., with a 24-hour film festival slated for the New Vogue Theatre in Kenosha beginning at 6 p.m. Films will range from shorts to full-length, and refreshments will be sold. Symposium 1972 will conclude with Black Culture Day, Symposium Activities Upcoming 3 V Anril 97 n < • * L . . TT l i r n > _ T - \ i . i . . . Parkside Activities Board Presents A love story that begins with an incredible experiment! SEIMUR PICTURES in collaboration with ROBERTSON ASSOCIATES peasants CLIFF ROBERTSON Xjf/^Ly ME BLOOM TtCHNICOtOR TECHHISCOPE" "O" ^ONIIAMA KIUAIWC CORPORATION Fri., April 28, 8 PM Amd. 75c Time: 106 min. Student Activities Building Parkside 6. Wisconsin I.D.'s req Special Addition to PAB's Film Schedule coordinated by UW-P's Black Student Union. Highlight will be an 8 p.m. lecture in Greenquist Hall by Julian Bond under the auspices of the UW-P Lecture- Fine Arts Committee. Organizers also plan to have appearances and programs by UW Regent Ed Hales of Racine, Racine NAACP head Julian Thomas, Racine Star editor Tony Courtney, and Black poet Rocky Taylor at times and locations to be announced. According to the SGA president, "The purpose of Symposium 1972 is to provide Parkside students and the surrounding communities with a l t e r n a t i v e e d u c a t i o n a l opportunities not available in most existing institutions. "The symposium will try to deal with the term 'educational relevance' through a number of n o n - c o n v e n t i o n a l a n d provocative programs," Loumos said. Activities B id.: A New Bar By Tom Paradise of t he Newscope staff The New Student Activities Building has been changed a lot recently. The bar area has been brought out to include a new 16 ft. formica topped bar, more storage space, two new pizza ovens, a new tap and two brand new Perlick coolers from Milwaukee purchased at 2,900 dollars apiece, according to David Bishop, administrator of the SAB. Mr. Bishop told NEWSCOPE that the reason the bar had been changed was because of the congestion on Friday nights "when there are dances some of the people who wanted to approach the bar couldn't. Those who want peanuts and popcorn had to wade through the crowd or turn away empty handed." He added that the limited space of the old bar was hard on the bartenders who had no room to work in. The new bar offers Pabst, Malt, Bud and Lite. The new comer is Pabst. The coolers are the type that can be moved into the Student Union when it is built in two years. They are a portable type Mr. Bishop added, "They are the type that can be moved on to wheels and put in the elevator and taken up to any room for a party." The new bar will have a micro-wave oven, too. The bar will sell pizza soon and I hope because frozen Pizza is good. The finish on the new bar is walnut, and topped by formica. The number of bartenders will remain the same. Most of them have jobs through the work study program here at Parkside. On the service that the bar performs, there is no question that the people will get faster and more helpful attention. On either end of the bar are flat surfaces that pizza or some other food could be dispensed from with great ease. The storage area allows the empty beer barrels to be put in the back out of the way of the doors, where they present a fire hazard. NOTICE NOTICE BREAKFAST 6=A.M. T O l h A.M. Visit' Our Neu, TnstJe Carpeted ibxbbjlnc Keen A&W RESTAURANT 30th ave. and Roosevelt Road 1 n K«,h.Osl\.A. Open: Mon. thru Thurs. — 6 A.M. -11 P.M. Friday — 6 A.M. to Midnight Saturday — 9 A.M. to Midnight Sunday — 9 A.M. to 11 P.M. Parkside Activities Board Presents 1 [ ) J LEE 1 Table Tennis Ex hibition 5 - Time U.S. Open Champion Direct From Tour with Chinese Nationalist Team & ABC "Wide World of Sports" (In addition to demonstration, he will be playing Parkside students and Faculty) Friday, April 28 Free Student Activities Building Faculty News VAN WILLIGEN ELECTED John G. Van Willigen, as assistant professor of anthropology at Parkside, has been elected a fellow of the American Anthropological Association. Prior to joining the Parkside faculty in September, 1970, Van Willigen taught at the University of Arizona where he also completed work for his Ph.D. degree. PARKSIDE PROMOTION Peter M. Ellis, 28, has been named an assistant professor of management science in the School of Modern Industry at Parkside effective next September. He will teach operations research and statistics. Ellis previously has taught at the University of Alberta, Canada, and at UW-Madison. His research fields are operations research emphasizing linear and nonlinear programming and risk and insurance. TO WORK ON PROPERTY TAX Dr. Mary Carrington, lecturer in communications at Parkside, has been named to a 12-member state committee to study and possibly revamp the State Department of Revenue's system of equalizing taxable property values. The appointment was made by Secretary of Revenue Edward A. Wiegner. Wiegner said the state-determined equalized values have more than 100 uses, but principally they figure in determining how much state aid school districts receive. TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD TO JOIN STAFF A geologist whose academic interests include planetary as well as terrestrial terrains, Eugene I. Smith, 28, will join the faculty at Parkside as an assistant professor of earth science, effective next September. Smith presently is a post-doctoral research associate at the University of New Mexico and also is associated with the U.S. Geological Survey Center of Astrogeology at Flagstaff, Arizona. A specialist in petrology, volcanology and astrogeology, Smith received his undergraduate degree from Wayne State University and his M.S. and Ph.D. degrees from the University of New Mexico. His teaching areas include historical geology, lunar and planetary geology, petrology, and physical geology. His widely published research includes comparative studies of volcanic cones on earth and on the moon and studies of Martian terrain as a basis for the geological mapping of the planet. He is a member of Sigma XI, the Geological Society of America, American Geophysical Union and American Association for the Advancement of Science. Nelson and Ecology (Continued from Page 1) but the question is how. He stressed that adequate safeguards against oil leakage and other hazards must first be perfected. He expressed his hopes for further public hearings on the matter before any final decision is made. Concerning Project Sanguine, the fifty million dollar bomb proof communications system, Sen. Nelson said, "After everything had been presented it still had not been proven worthwhile to me." As to the Thermal pollution of Lake Michigan, Sen. Nelson admitted he knew little about the situation though he did realize the seriousness of the problem. Having finished his prepared material, the Senator began fielding questions from the audience. The first pertaining to the possibility of legislation such as the Packwood Proposal, in which tax deductions can be taken for only up to two children) to control the population. "Any compulsory legislation that would bring the birth rate down at this time would also bring the government down." According to the Senator we need more understanding and a better education of the situation. On the Alaska Pipeline the Senator agreed that one day the oil would have to be extracted, Arthur C. Clarke April 24, 1972 NEWSCOPE Page 5 By Jim Koloen, Editor Noted author and inventor, Aithur C. Clarke, spoke before an overflow audience in the Greenquist concourse on Thursday evening, April 20. The conservatively attired author of both the book and screen play 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Childhood's Paid among 40 other titles, structured the evening's lecture thematically to "Life in 2001". To the appreciative though subdued audience, .many of whom arrived an hour before Clarke was to speak, the scientist-author asked for their patience if he seemed distracted during the opening minutes of the lecture; "the Apollo is going to land in 19 minutes." The balding, professorial science fiction writer, spoke with a slight English jaccent as he explained that we "do not have to predict any future." He explained that it is most important to "anticipate what technology is going to do with society." He related two anecdotes concerning the early attitudes toward two technological innovations which occurred near the turn of the century. The possibilities of the telephone, he explained, were vastly underrated, and "the motor car, the horseless carriage, it was felt, would serve only a limited function. Many people at the time," he continued, "thought the motor car was limited to the city and always would be, simply because at the turn of the century the United States only had a hundred miles of road." Touching on the subject of man and the machine, Clarke said when the rise of the intelligent machine occurs, "when that happens, all bets are off. The first intelligent machine will be the last invention man may ever make," he ominously amended his statement, "may ever be permitted to make." Later, he fm Life in 2001 said he had met only two intelligent men in his life, genticist, philosopher J. B. S. Haldang and a science-fiction writer, Olaf Stapleton. Changing the topic to the avocation of speculating on the future, Clarke explained it is "good fun, and that is the only excuse you need for doing anything." He added that speculating on the future also Bradbury, Clarke quoted him concerning the object of writing science-fiction: "We do not try! to describe the future, we try to prevent it." He added that science-fiction is a "valuable medium for inventing the future." Touching upon the topic of 2001, Clarke speculated that "the psychological effect of those added zeros will be too much for many people." Writer and inventor, Arthur C. Clarke answers questions after his lecture in Greenquist to an overflow audience. represented a "good exercise for the mind," and "can serve as a warning." Utilizing the first of a number of references to fellow sci-fi writer Ray Smiling he only half-facetiously commented that "we should declare the whole year of 2000 a holiday." Smiling he footnoted his statement: "If we make it, The UWP Philanthropist Club Presents CASINO NIGHT 1 Drinking Black Jack Crap Tables Chuck-A-Lug Roulette Surprises Prizes — Enjoy a Night of Chance — Saturday, April 29 9PM-1AM $n/ek/ammenf Cyrus Whitfield Adm. $1.25 (Includes $200.00 gambling money) Student Activities Building Parkside & Wisconsin ID required we'll be fully justified." Life in 2001, Clarke continued speculating, "will see an end to the 'self-contained household'. This will occur," he explained, "when the last preparation process left to the home become antiquated. People will be able to 'dial' what they want to be reconstituted at their home, or they'll receive monthly 100 pound bags of dehydrated food." "Natural reproduction is so inefficient that in the future . . . it may be prohibited by law." Clarke explained that it "takes ten pounds of vegetables to make one pound of meat." He pointed out that the percent efficiency involved in this process is unacceptable. "I happen to be a carnivore who hates rabbit food." He noted that "we are to the sea now what we were to the land 5,000 years ago, what we were 500 years ago on this continent." He questioned the possibility of whale ranching as a source of food: "Are we justified in slaughtering animals whose brains are twice as large as ours?" Concerning another undersea species, the dolphin, Clarke wryly remarked that he was skeptical of their intelligence "because they seem too friendly toward man." The only satisfactory answer to the food shortage experienced in the world todaywill come through microbiological engineering, Clarke believed. "We make cheeses, wines, spirits this way." Clarke humorously pointed out that "an awful lot of microbiological engineering has been going on in Milwaukee for the last hundred years." Still considering the topic of food supplies in the future, Clarke spoke to the overflow audience, many of whom were forced to listen to and watch the lecture over closed circuit television in one of the lecture halls, of oil as a source of protein. "Three per cent of the world's oil production could feed the entire human race! I think it's time we stopped burning oil and started eating it." He said that in the future "farming as we know it will be phased out. One of the byproducts of space research," Clarke explained, "is closed cycle ecologies, where we have to reprocess all wastes and turn them back to food." Later he admitted he "gets annoyed by peoplewhosay 'why spend money on space with all the problems here on earth'. Many of thoes problems can only be solved through space technology." He explained the communications satellites will be the key to the future, advancing education, but more importantly, in the next two years a communications satellite will be launched into orbit by India, for the purpose of family planning." New housing techniques and materials will provide the future generations with homes "made of materials as strong as steel and as light as paper. Bucky Fuller," he said, "sees an autonomous house with no outside connections such as plumbing, and electricity needed to make it functional." He explained that the combination of light weight building materials and the possibility of the autonomous house will bring more mobility to the future. Instead of moving in a car, he commented, "You'll be able to move your entire house with a helicopter." He indicated that the technological and educational breakthroughs of the future will be caused by "the transistor and solid state electronics, and the communications satellite." He forcast a time when he won't have to "walk back to my hotel with five pounds of wood pulp under my arms." He said that instead of gaining access to the events of the world through newsprint, future men will be able to have "every newspaper on earth at h is fingertips; every newspaper that has cvern been, will be at our fingertips; in fact every book ever published, everything recorded by the human race will ultimately be available to me. when 1 dial the correct thirty digit number." He explained that "the information starvation" which leads many people to move from rural areas to the overcrowded cities will be alleviated through the d e v e I o p in e n t o f communications. People will no longer "be robbed of education for reasons of geographic deficiencies." Clarke admitted "I'm an optomist. 1 believe communications satellites will unite mankind." Later, during the question and answer period, Clarke expanded on this statement. He explained that global communications would difuse national boundaries, that eventually nations will become so integrated and dependent upon each other, that man will have no choice but to unite. Concluding his lecture with a brief look into education, Clarke said that "education and entertainment should be synonymous, and a continual process in life." How can the educational process end when •half the things you learn at twenty are false by the time you're forty; and at forty, half the things you know weren't even found when you were twenty?" The minimum age for the end of education, Clarke said, should be "120 years old." Later, during the question period, Clarke amplified his statement on education stating men . should "have the opportunity to develop to their limit." Today's educational standards will be adjudged feeble in the future, yet even today you don't come across the depths of ignorance that you once did." Man, he reflected, represents an "intermediate biological stage. We are destined to create our successors." Clarke explained that "life on this planet originated in an atmosphere of methane and ammonia." The atmosphere, he explained, was polluted by a "deadly gas, oxygen, and made way for a second type of evolution. We may be polluting our environment to make the world fit only for machines." Concluding his thesis, Clarke spoke half cynically, half satirically, perhaps resignedly that "Detroit may be fulfilling God's destiny for man." A similar idea is expressed in Childhood's End. "One last question," the man on the podium said to the audience. Someone asked if we'll have Overlords like those envisioned in Childhood's End. Unhesitatingly Clarke replied, "No, we have to solve our problems here, we cannot hope for salvation coming from the stars." Page 6 NEWSCOPE April 24, 1972 Hiirry Chopin in Brooklyn BOOKS by Jim Koloen of the Newscope staff Title: The Age of Paranoia Author: by the editors of Rolling Stone Publisher: A Straight Arrow Book published by Pocket Books ($1.50 paperback) The Age of Paranoia, "how the '60's ended": Strange how decades can 'assume psychological qualities, can be stereotyped like people, how the weird j scenes beat '50's were also the Eisenhower cherry blossom stagnation; how the '20's were flappers and a lost generation and Herbert Hoover. Reading this I find the title only partially accurate. There was paranoia, especially as expressed in the underground papers, but there were also harbingers of sunrising hope and flying joy: the Democratic Convention (which occupies a good portion of the subject matter) was a bloody battle, and yet it was also a real festival of joy, a real consciousness expansion. Rolling Stone, of course, is a singular product of hip journalism, offering often great writing (Hunter Thompson's "fear and loathing" for one) and an unusually thorough -investigative reportage. The articles included in this anthology of the last years of the gone decade, cover the stoned gamut of the youth subculture; from its flexing of stiff, yet resilient political muscles to interviews with gun toting editors of underground newspapers; from ecological skirmishes against land developers and fat cat Republicans to the poignantly tragic battle over People's Park. The Age of Paranoia jostled my memory; deja vu of years gone by, years of growing awareness and a new consciousness for an entirely strange generation. From The Age, one gets the feeling that we got the last laugh in the sixties. That no matter how much shit has to be waded through before this generation gains control of the power that is presently equated with money and staid cigar smoke politics; the powers that be will die off, gradually but so beautifully chronologically; necessarily. Senseless for me to pick out an apotheosis from this book, because all the stories are apotheoses. Perhaps a partial list of titles would be helpful: "A Tough Month to Be a Head"; "Feds' Dope Circus: 'How Much LSD Do You Take to Be Addicted?' " "Grass Ballot Chooses Dylan for Presdient", "Two Moratorium Days: So What?", "Freak Power in the Rockies", "A Lot of People Were Crying, and the Guard Walked Away", "Keeping Up With the Mansons", to name a few. What makes Rolling Stone, and consequently this anthology, the best paper of its kind, lies embedded deep in the attitude of its writers. Hunter Thompson and his cronies don't write news for news' sake; they get the story because the story's there, but in the process the writers capture the moment, the essence of the story. These are news stories which are always human interest stories; there is the attitude that behind every story there are people, always. So, unlike straight journalism, RS presents the reader with organic news stories which read like fiction, that have protagonists and antagonists, subplots and ironies; that are humanized beyond straight facts because a human is beyond pure fact. Journalism that tends to get blurry because it's honest. The stories are printed in the form they appeared in RS, two columns per page, with the happy result that they reqd quite quickly. The writing is generally quite good; the research involved is often superhuman and the attitude is hip. The 429 pages are not as formidable as may first appear; the book can easily be read in two days, though I would suggest you read it like you do the Stone, sections of it at a time. Afterall, there's no hurry, and no continuity to worryabout losing. The Age of Paranoia will stir up the past, it will make you laugh with tears cleansing your eyes, and sometimes you'll clench your fist, but above all it can reinstill a unique consciousness that was built in the sixties; the past here is part of our future. For a buck fifty, you really can't go wrong. by Paul Lomartire He sat silently tuning his guitar between songs. An audience of a couple hundred were waiting, some standing with armloads of packages, others sitting resting their tired feet. Harry Chapin was three quarters of the way through a set. He was performing his songs for the shoppers at Abraham and Strauss, on the eighth floor of the department store on Fulton Street in downtown Brooklyn. He and three other musicians were sharing a small stage in an area sandwiched between the sporting goods and toy departments, an enclosure called the "Special Events Center." Behind the state was a thin partition decorated with pictures of Harry Chapin from the aPPlause. 'Finally, there's my friend Ron Palmer playing electric and acoustic guitar." Introductions finished, Harry ^gan the opening of "Taxi", cstalyst in the music in- "strY- "Hie song has been P ayed a lot on the East Coast, slowly creeping West into, the airwaves and onto the charts. "They told me it'd be a hit single and | ddin't believe them. I guess they proved me wrong," he said with a laugh. He then sang "Taxi" to the listeners at A-S on a Saturday afternoon in downtown Brooklyn. The scene on the eighth floor seemed almost maudlin. There sat the struggling new talent, personally selling his wares to an audience comprised of tired shoppers, curious onlookers, young admirers, and people who would go out-of-their-way 1Mj M d tw OJ lu£/ siMjqlb ojJJ 9 (SJAmj fc Ww tJimy.' lyric sheet contained in his first album, "Heads and Tales" on Electra. Also pinned on the wall in several places was the album cover and the waxing. At the mouth of the area was an A-S employee and a store cop. They were guarding a shopping cart overflowing with Harry Chapin albums. The employee was leaning on a portable roll-away stand with a cash register on it. The cop kept looking at his watch as Harry began introducing his group. "On my left is Tim Scott, probably the only cellist playin' in a folk group." The audience politely applauded. "And this big guy, the one behind me, is the bass player, John Wallace, who also helps on vocals." "John can sing the lyrics way up there," he motioned with his hand, "and the ones way down here. Maybe that comes from our days together in a high school choir in Brooklyn." John smiled to the smattering of to see anything free. There were people, though, who had taken the eighth floor express elevator specifically to see and hear Harry Chapin. Some of them were there because they didn't have the "four-at-the-door-cover" to see him perform at the Bitter End in the Village. It didn't really matter that they couldn't afford {Wt> the Bitter End, Harry Chapin's week-long engagement was sold out. When the free performance was over, and only about a dozen people bought albums it was sad, b(rt it was even sadder when the buyers stood in line for autographs. A man from Queens paraded his nine year old daughter in front of Harry, who was sitting on the edge of the stage with a flair pen in his hand. THusic 3o S roiu IP la (its Uy Leo Kottke — "Greenhouse" by David Rogers "As my guitars were once plants, this record's a greenhouse," says the acoustic steel-string guitar king, Leo Kottke. Though this is Kottke's fifth release, it is his second really major work, the other leader being his allinstrumental Takoma LP, "6 & 12 String Guitar", where we were treated to some outstanding guitar work without being subject to Kottke's singing, likened by the singer himself to "geese farts on a muggy day." Kottke brings his geese in on a mere four cuts out of eleven on "Greenhouse", but you couldn't say his singing is really bad. It's just back seat to his guitar work. Kottke reverses his dominant folksinger mode of guitar playing accompanying singjng, making the singing accompany the guitar. Kottke is matched by very few in the steel-string guitar field — John Fahey (who Kottke used to tour with), Robbie Basho, and two members of Pentangle, Bert Jansche and John Renbourne, are the only other musicians I would put in his class. "Bean Time" opens the album, an instrumental with a lot of loose melodic ideas thrown together: a typical Kottke piece. "Tiny Island" is a catchy tune with gentle lyrics by Al Faylor. On this, as well as the other vocals on this album, Kottke's singing is more careful and resonant than most of it on such past albums as "Circle Round the Sun" and "Mudlark". The other vocals include Paul Siebel's "Louise", "From the Cradle to the Grave" and "You Don't Have to Need Me." Kottke's treatment of "Louise" is only fair compared to, say, Linda Ronstadt's, though this is probably because this song relies heavily on singing, rather than accompaniment. "From the Cradle to the Grave" is an excellently performed chronicle of life-weariness, the "hands- In Or tied" feeling that you can't always get when you want. "You Don't Have to Need Me" follows up on much the same idea but it applies to a personal relationship. Kottke's treatment of two John Fahey instrumentals, Christ There is No East West" and "Last Steam Engine Train" is superb. The latter features a steam engine rhythm on the base line that is very difficult to finger-pick on the guitar. "Spanish Entomologist" is a blending of "Red Wing" and "Tumbling Tumbleweeds", "Owls" is vintage Leo Kottke and "Lost John" is pure blue grass. "The Song of rv Swamp" features bottlenecking. the Kottke's by Roscoe Humus of the Newscope staff THE GODFATHER — Paramount Pictures The Godfather is a movie of extravagance. Extravagant dress with huge tribal weddings and funeral processions, led by a half-dozen open limousines heaped with flowers, married to a seemingly endless procession of death dealing gangsters playing a fatal game of one-upmanship for control of a vague and illusive stable of interests, ranging from a starring role in a movie for a favorite son — after the producer wakes one fine morning to find the head of his $600,000 prize horse bloodying the sheets —to pushing narcotics to the "niggers." One family head seems to speak for the rest when he refers to the black man as something less than human. And perhaps there is a lesson in •this jigaboo wop slurdom. Yes, even the gangster feels the bite of bigotry in this film, showing him not wholly insensitive. It's not that he's insensitive so much as his curious style of expression. We see the godfather, Don Corleone (Marlon Brando) at the end of his reign as kingpin of the underworld. It is the mid 1940's and the Don i s faced with the not unwelcome prospect of retirement in the country. It is very touching to see a man who spent his life fixing judges, running the numbers racket and perforating an occasional rival or crooked cop — you get yqur newspaper people (everyone owns one) to dig up the dirt on the crooked cops, makes it easier for an enraged public to swallow, somewhat tarnishing that sterling cinematic credo of never kill a cop — chasing his laughing grandson around the toma o plantes. The game used to be called organize crime and it was played for keeps. But not all is well for the Don. One afternoon on his way home from the office, his bodyguard sick, he is shot down by gunmen and rumored to be dead. Rushed to a hospital he must be guarded round the clock to insure his safety. Justice comes when the courts — undoubtedly friendly to Corleone — allow his men to cover the hospital when the police led by Capt. McCurdy arrive to throw them out. One of the Don's sons — a young war hero who insisted to his red haired fiancee that he was different from the rest of the family — protects the old man while the consigtierge, Corleone's tru McCurdy slugi he was on the called him ev mon, leaving Irony, be favored son (> governor or a he kills two m his father. A undoubtedly a< the neophyte crooked cop I, 'THE blood splatt where he sp countryside He also mai surname, ai significance Meanwl escalates, c literally tur on the New son, the fie forced abs tnarried in turned into "This is my daughter. Jeez, you're great Harry. My daughter also has musical talents, don't you Tina? She dances, a born dancer in the family . . A black man approached the minstrel with no album in his hand. He asked the composer how he wrote his songs, how he constructed them, because he too was into songwriting. Harry smiled. He had no twenty-five-words or less ready to sum up his talents. He told the man wearing an Army fatigue coat to simply write what he felt and hope it came together musically. They shook hands. ufa/L/ M. A father who looked like a Manhattan hard hat was getting an album autographed for his daughter. He asked'Harry if the lyrics to "Taxi" referred to taking dope. ("You see . . . she was gonna be an actress . . . and I was gonna learn to fly. She took off to find the footlights, I took off to find the sky. And here she's acting happy, inside her handsome home . . . and me I'm flying in my taxi, taking tips and getting stoned. I go flying so high when I'm stoned."+) A frail man with a raincoat hung over his arm asked Harry about the lyrics to his song called "Sometime, Somewhere Wife". The man did not look happily married, he did not look happily anything. He smiled faintly when Harry answered. A large woman with a friendly face walked up to Harry when her turn came in the short line. She gazed into his face smiling broadly, motherly. Harry looked a bit bewildered as he smiled back. She had no album or picture to be signed. "Don't you remember me, Harry?" He looked hard, biting his lower lip. "You remember the old neighborhood. I'm your mother's . . ." Harry remembered and kissed her, gave the woman with the friendly face a hug. "I'm so glad to see you've made it, Harry. I knew you would." They talked a bit, then she said good-bye, beaming as she walked through the cluster of empty folding chairs. There was no one left to talk to or sign autographs for. Guitarist Ron Palmer was finishing a conversation with an aspiring guitar player. Tim Scott was putting his equipment away, John Wallace was talking to someone about the excellent review the group had received in the New York Times the day before. Speaking of the review, John remembered they had to play in the Village in a matter of hours. Harry Chapin left the "Special Events Center", walking past the still overflowing shopping cart of his records. He was still smiling. He took the escalator down to the seventh floor, to the furniture department. There he stood for a second at the base of the moving stairs, as if to get his bearings. He then turned right and walked on as A-S shoppers turned left to the escalator down. + Copyright 1972 by Story Songs Ltd., ASCAP, All rights reserved. April 24, 1972 NEWSCOPE Page 7 isted adviser, is hustling the judges, ged him out of spite and the fact that e payroll of an opposing gang and 'ery ethnic moniker he could sumthe tender youth's psyche bruised, ing what it is, turned the Don's Al Pacino) — he wanted him to be a senator — optimism into bullets as en in revenge for what was done to JI added measure of satisfaction ccompanied his vengeance as one of killer's victims was McCurdy, the ater linked to narcotics. From the FLICKS: : GODFATHER' ;d restaurant he is whisked to Sicily ds the next year or two roaming the ith two shot gun armed bodyguards. 5S a young girl in a town bearing his we can only speculate as to what the f that is. e, back in the states, the gang war I his hot blooded brother Santino is d into Swiss cheese at a toll station ersey causeway. Like the prodigal ling Killer returns hardened by his :e and the death of the girl he icily. He finds his father's house armed camp and the Don in failing health. From then on it is his show and it is clear that he is destined to take the reigns from the old man and restore the family name to its peak in the mountainous range of gangsterdom. In a fatherson type encounter we see th e old man's senility surface in repetitious babbling speech. But we hear a bit of worldly wisdom dribble from his lips when he warns his son that the traitor in the family will be the one who comes to him with an offer of capitulation from the other side. It is good and refreshing to see an absolute cross the screen once in awhile, it sets your mind at east. Of course, in a movie as compact as the Godfather — over 15 murders occur in three hours — even the babbling of an old man cannot be forgotten, and this becomes evident with terrifying ramifications. The end finds the old man drop while chasing his grandson in the tomato patch and his son r ise to power as head of the family. His first move is to get rid of dad's councilor because he's "not a wartime consiglierge." And he shoots across the screen like a star shattering anybody's expectations of a top ganglord. The movie is an interesting story of the socalled Mafiosa and the acting is quite good for a movie in which the plot depends on violence to move it along. Most of my friends insist that the syndicate is all but in control of Kenosha. Yessir, right herein Anywhere USA, which raises another point for speculation. (If any of you want to pursue this leave your name and address at the Newscope office and a couple of the boys will visit you.) But leaving all open questions aside, and reserving opinion on the elder Corleone's noble, if pragmatic determination not to dip into the lucrative and young narcotics market, we are left with a film that tried to do in three hours what took Marie Puzo 600 pages. We cannot possibly have an' accurate picture of what the Godfather represents, if anything. And if so, then the underworld rivals the Vietnam War for brutality and violence and this reviewer is not aware of such another war. What we have despite its equivocal factual context is a movie imminently suited to fit those wonderful automated theatres on the west side. MARTIN SEYMOUR-SMITH poetry and simultaneity by Jim Koloen, Editor Among the visiting faculty serving time at Parkside, Martin Seymour-Smith stands out as being the one with an English accent, ttje one with a full beard, and the one who publishes poetry. The English professor, who, among other things, teaches a creative poetry class, presented the latest in a series of Poetry Forums held in the Whiteskellar on Wednesday afternoon. At UWP, poets usually draw hummingbird audiences, people come in, sit down, listen for a while and abruptly leave; others loudly arrive in the middle of the reading; still others decide that, at least during poetry readings, the Whiteskellar is not a good place to play cards, so they shuffle out silently between introductions to poems. Seymour-Smith read from two of his published collections, taking good advantage of his strongly accented and resonant voice. Appearing quite relaxed and in his element, Seymour-Smith was pleasant just to listen to, though it took awhile to accustom the midwest American hot dog ear to the fish and chips British accent. Ore of the hazards incurred while reading poems in the Whiteskellar is the background accompaniment. Deaf hammers flayed away at hollow metal behind twin steel doors, creating a cacophony that clashed with the poems; the coke machine, not to be outdone, wailed its own subtle cold wind death rattle. But poets, being an adaptable breed, make the best of it. Smith quipped it off saying, "I like that accompaniment, though it doesn't always go with the rhythm of the poems." The poet commenced the reading with a poem on westerns entitled "Forth Coming Attractions". Its subject was "good bad guys", and as was characteristic of the entire menu of poems read that day, featured a witty irony-satiricism, and a reliance on incisive observation rather than imagery. As he explained some unfamiliar British terminology, the audience ats its lunch; much of his later poetry contained reflective, metaphysical intonations; the rather large, and closely quartered audience coped with less metaphysical stomach grumblings. The poet explained before reading "The Administrators" that, When I read this in public in England, people come up and say they don't like it because it's about the 'official poets', the right writers." Poets, as his poem amplified, "with careers planned at 16." Later he smilingly explained, "I have a reputation for, ah, well you can guess, misbehaving in public. People in England know my name, but they don't speak it." Next Smith read "Saxalby", "the kind of poem," he explained, "you can't write unless it's absolutely true. I wrote it when I was poor and would do anything for money." Grinning he added, "I think I still will." Smith's poems were genrally long, witty, occasionally satiric and not so much laden with imagery as with concise, and ironic statements. The poet concluded the reading with a presentation of a number of the thirteen sequences in "Reminiscences of Norma", who is not a "particular person" Smith explained. Using cubism as an example, Smith explained "In this poem I try to express a number of different moods and different aspects simultaneously." "Reminiscences" is interwoven with a bleak death-sex theme, and perhaps, represented the most successful moments of the reading. Even the hollow hammers and the coke machine became silent, as the poet spoke of a "photoplay in which I don't, I hope, not participate; when memory warms, but only real is cold; ending, I had you once; to find in nothingness the love I can." Desperation. After the reading, a brief question and answer period ensued during which Smith was asked to compare universities in England with those in America. Facetiously, he grinned that "Oxford is possibly a bit higher (in excellence) than Parkside." He later took exception to a question concerning the sexual fantasies he relates in his poetry. He retorted, "I don't know that they are fantasies." In the past month or so, the Poetry Forum has sponsored three published poets at the Whiteskellar. Robert Bly presented UWP's most impressive and memorable reading to date; Knute Skinner fell flat on his arse, while Martin Seymour-Smith lifted the Forum back to its feet. All in all, it's been a good, sometimes great, poetry season. B KOFFEE '3@T Page 8 NEWSCOPE April 24, 1972 WMVAVIVAUV > »!i (D ••• ••• ..v: s.:- c =£ 00 ^ I o r £ cr •• •t: N* #. »••O••• *•••• - •••••••• 0..?s| . i'u •!: • • • •••••• •»! * •: ALRIKAS Body and Paint Shop 6310 - 20 th Ave. Phone - 657-3911 Kenosha, Wisconsin Sports Cars Specialists Parkside Activities Board Presents at the iWfelltf1 Live Entertainment Two Performers For Two Shows Lois Seiberlich & John Ziebell April 26 1 - 3 PM FREE Parkside Activities Board Presents at the jVicicelodeoM The Classic Comedy of Laurel & Hardy in Fixer Uppers Laurel & Hardy Murder Case Live Ghost April 25 Noon FREE Interview with PAB President by Roscoe Humus of the Newscope staff Kim Rudat, president of the Parkside Activities Board, was interviewed by Newscope several weeks ago. The assignment presumably follows the interview with the president of SGA sort of as a gesture of goodwill. In the past Newscope had editorially faulted much that the PAB has done, and only on one occasion did it give the organization its unqualified praise. And that was in a review. But more than that, the interview may serve to introduce the PAB, through its president, to the student body. It is, after all, one of the largest student organizations on campus, and one of its advisors says its budget is made up entirely of student segregated fees. In a way this is a stockholders' report on the progress of an organization that is truly supported by the students. Knowing this and that it is responsible for such projects as Whiteskellar, the Friday night movie in the activities building, dances, concerts and numerous other undertakings the interview begins in the middle of the tape. NS: Is the PAB a student club? Rudat: No. NS: What is it? Rudat: Well, to get as specific as you can. it's an advisory role of students in the Student Activities Office. Students can't handle state funds. We're using state funds so the Board more or less advises Bill Neibuhr and Tony Totero (Coordinator of Student Activities and Advisor to Student Organizations, respectively). However, I can't name an instance when they said no to unless it wasn't practical. NS: Where do you get the money to put on a program? Rudat: That's a budget that Bill and Tony control. NS: Do you know where from the University budget the money comes from, or is it just from Student Activities? Rudat: Yeah, I just know it goes to Student Activities Office. I imagine it's where all great money comes from ... a great big bank in the sky or something. NS: When you get a budget do you get it in one lump, you know; you get a figure of how much you have to work with during the year? Rudat: Really I don't know. You see this year we don't have a budget as such because things (with the university) are the way they are. Next year they're going to get a whole different type of setup and I have no idea what it's going to be like. I'm sure it will be explained to the board, I guess it's some kind of expanded budget where we'll be part of the Student Activities Building. You know, it won't be just Auxiliary Enterprises. NS: Right now you just go up and say, well, we want to do this can we have the money? Is that how you do it? Rudat: That's generally the way it is. We have to show cause. NS: Who do you have to show cause to? Rudat: I believe we have to go through Assistant Chancellor Dearborn's office, but I'm not sure. You see we do the programming you know, and like we don't worry about the money. Bill and Tony bend over backwards when it comes to getting some bread for something. NS: Do you make profits on your program? Rudat: It depends. Occasionally we do, but we're usually operating in the red. We have the idea of exhausting our budget by the end of the year. Last year we turned our budget over four times, but we finally blow the whole thing by the time the end of the year bash comes. We're not in it to make money but let's face it. you gotta make some money. I mean like ShaNaNa. we lost money. We can't do too many ShaNaNa's. NS: Was ShaNaNa a bust? Rudat: It wasn't a bust but we did lose money. It's one of the few things we've lost that much money on. NS: Any reasons why? Rudat: I think ShaNaNa was a little advanced for this area. There were a lot of students that came and we did a lot of Rudat: Bill Niebuhr. NS: Are students involved in any way? Rudat: Right, right. We've gone, myself or Buzz, have gone to meetings with him with agents. He's told us how much they want and we'll tell them if we don't want them, if they're,, too much. If he says I got a chance for this group do you want them, yeah, then we set a price limit on it. If we can't get that forget it. He and Tony had a chance to get John Denver down here last fall and he told the agent, "Well, I have to go back and talk it over with the board." The board was contacted and talked it over and they said 'okay, we'll take him", you know. And since then Denver had raised his price you know, so we had to come back Kim Rudat advertising. What can you say? I guess you liked them, I liked them a lot. NS: Did the ticket prices have anything to do with it? Rudat: The ticket prices we figure, if we sell out the house, we might go a hundred dollars over or something. We sit down and mathematically work it out, we're not trying to rip anybody off, it's just what we have to do. NS: Do you think the ticket prices for the larger concerts are fair? Rudat: Well I'll agree that they're high, but if you try to go to a concert in Milwaukee or Chicago they're higher. Around here we're limited to facilities and when we have a concert we sell the seats so we'll just break even. NS: Do you plan on sold out houses? Rudat: We have to. Just recently we've convinced the Student ActivitiesOffice to give Parkside students a break on (he tickets. It isn't much of a break but we're still giving a break with Buddy Rich now. NS: What is the break? Rudat: Well, 50 ce nts cheaper. NS: Does the Activities Board get any percentage from concerts? Rudat: On Superstar I know the money that we got from that went straight into our account. But I don't think it's called the Parkside Activities Board account, it's called the Student Activities Office account because it's state funds. NS: Who is your agent in dealing with groups? again and we said 'okay, we'll take him for that price too." NS: In your opinion what are the major things the PAB has done for Parkside since last September? Rudat: Well, personally, it's the Whiteskellar. Next, we've written a constitution which is a good constitution. Those are the two major things and then our concerts. I think the big thing has been the huge success of our dances, they went over good. Plus we did some innovative programming such as, well, we took your idea of a tape dance and used that successfully. We're not afraid to try things now. NS: What kind of success has Whiteskellar had? Rudat: Excellent success. Poetry Forum is very . happy being able to put their things on there. Our Nickelodeon, the day before vacation during that blizzard we had over fifty people in there. NS: How would you define yourself in terms of what you do for the students? Rudat: We stick to our job of programming. Not just entertainment, but interesting things for students to do on campus. Whiteskellar, I keep going back to them because it's probably the best example of what we've don this year. We went there with the idea that there is a lot of students sitting around on campus during the day with nothing to do. Let's program for them too. Se we put Whiteskellar on during the day and we kept it free or the movies are a nickel (Nickelodeon) and that's just a gimmick, we don t make anything on it. NS: How are the films you show at the Activities Building chosen? Rudat: The film committee chairman, Mark Thome, and his committee went through and chose a number of films out of the catalog. Somebody has to sit down with the catalog, see what we've had and what is now available and choose maybe 200 films that we could choose from. Out of that we choose 25 that the Executive Council chooses and out of those 25 th e ones with the top votes, if they're available sometime during the year we plug them in and we go right down the line until we have as many films as we show during the year. NS: Who makes the final decision on what will be shown? Rudat: The Executive Council and physical limitations. It's happened that we've programmed Mash and Patton - and they assured us that they would be available in this area, and they weren't, the reason being that we have so many theatres around here that wanted to bring them back again, whereas, a lot of colleges up north have been able to get that because there's no theaters. (The PAB constitution requires prospective members to serve a one year probationary period before they can become regular members. The Executive Council is made up of the various committee chairmen of PAB which currently numbers nine. Since the constitution was only adopted in January new members, about 25, must wait until 1973 before they earn a vote.) NS: Are you as president elected? Rudat: Oh yeah, by the board. I like the setup. I did a lot of work in high school on student governments, student council, that stuff; running for election all the time. That's bullshit. You can't get nothing done. The people that elected me, that elected the people onto the positions of leadership on the council, the committee chairmen, they were elected because of their interest and their ability to do the work and that was all they got elected on. There was no popularity contest because you can't bullshit. You know if the guy's going to put out or not and that's why I think it'll be a good organization. It's going to keep going because you can't get anywhere unless you do the work. NS: Are most committees made up of regular members or. probationary members? Rudat: Right now they're probationary. After we got the constitution last January everyone from then on has been probationary. NS: How many members of PAB are employed by the Student Activities Office? Rudat: I'd say five or six. NS: Were most of them hired before or they joined PAB? Rudat: All before. NS: Does your work for the Activities Office go along with your PAB activities? Rudat: It helps yeah, because I'm right in the office when - something comes up. I can take a call if they're calling for the Activities Board president. I can't say there are any conflicts. I can't say it would be any harder if I was just (Continued on Page 12) Archeologist to Speak The 8,000 year record of early man in the Midwest unearthed at t h e K o s t e r I n d i a n s i t e i n s o u t h e r n I l l i n o i s w i l l h p t h o o k - free public lecture by Northwestern uZeJiS a cLloS rt S ruever at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, April 28, in GranqubtHallaUhe rb r ™ *'»« DivUion and ^cture^and Fine^Arts t 9StonUeVer' who directs the Koster excavations, also will lecture at 2.30 p.m. in Greenquist Room 101 on "New Directions in nTnf th f°l0gC USing the Koster di8 as ™ example. 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Additionally, College Press Service in Denver, Colorado, is working with NSA to coordinate news for the duration of the protests. April 24, 1972 NEWSCOPE Page 11 Golfers, Netmen Win UW-Parkside varsity teams continue to do well as the golfers were 4-1 after two outings in multi-team matches and the tennis squad had rebounded with a 13-1 humiliation of Dominican after three losses. And the trackmen continued to be among the most successful of Parkside teams, at least on an individual basis, as the Rangers cracked four school records at the Stevens Point Relays, where no team scores were kept. Coach Steve Stephens' golf six-man golf squad carded a 472, ten strokes back of a wellbalanced UW-Whitewater team, to take second in a quadrangular at Pets Wednesday. UW-Milwaukee, a surprise winner over the Rangers' Saturday opponent, Northwestern, in an earlier meet, was third with 481 while Dominican, with only five men playing, scored 475. The Rangers were led by Tom Feiner, with a two over par 73 while Tom Bothe had a 75 and Jim Vakos a 76. They'll face Northern Illinois and Bradley today'at DeKalb, 111., and then return home to Pets to meet Carthage, Loyola and Whitewater at 1 p.m. Wednesday. Parkside will go on the road again Friday and meet Roosevelt University at Chicago. The Ranger tennis squad Hurley freshman Steve Erspamer has been a key man for UW-Parkside this year in the short relays and is beginning to come into his own in the 100- yard dash. The former State Class B sprint king has stopped the clocks at 9.7 in the century, that effort coming as he took second in the Arkansas Tech Relays on the Rangers' spring trip. erupted after a 6-3 lo ss to UWGreen Bay Saturday and hammered Dominican 13-1 Monday. Mike Safago has been playing at No. l singles with Dan Mieczkowski and Skip Jones at No. 2 and No. 3. But everyone got into action for Coach Dick Frecka's squad against" Dominican and the results were pleasing as the Rangers showed some spark for the first time. The tennismen will host Milton at 1 p.m. Wednesday at the Pershing Courts in Racine before going on the road Friday and Saturday against Dominican and St. Norbert. The trackmen broke records right and left at the Stevens Point Relays as they won the four mile relay in a school record 17:48 with Lucian Rosa, Jim McFadden, Dennis Biel and Rudy Alvarez teaming up. Rosa also set a school mark at six miles as he won easily in 30:16.2. The Rangers placed in every relay they entered, with the 440, 880, mile, sprint and distance medley and two mile Varsity Club to hold Smoker The newly-formed National Varsity Club of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside will sponsor a get-acquainted smoker at 7:30 p.m. Monday at the Kenosha Holiday Inn. The smoker is open to the public and is designed to offer those people who want to support intercollegiate athletics at Parkside a chance to join the club. Coaches and staff members from Parkside, as well as members of the National Varsity Club, will be on hand to greet those interested in the organization, club president Dario Madrigrano said. Members met two assistant coaches from the Chicago Bears, Zeke Bratkowski and Bill George, this last week and will meet more such personalities, in both the professional and collegiate athletic worlds, at luncheons and smokers in the coming months. Skip Jones, Villa Park, III., freshman, is a key man for Coach Dick Frecka's tennis squad as the Rangers resume heavy action this week with meets against Milton, Dominican and St. Norbert. relay squads all garnering places in the non-scoring affair. Parkside will go up against some of the toughest competition in the nation Friday and Saturday when a select group of Rangers travels to the Drake Relays at Des Moines, Iowa. Rosa is almost sure to go and will likely be entered in the marathon, one of the two events (the other is the 10,000 meters) that he'll be running at Munich. Puckster Named to Hockey Camp Bill Westerlund, Twin Lakes sophomore and founder of the Univeristy of Wisconsin- Parkside Hockey Club, has been named assistant instructor and senior counselor for the Cooper of Canada Hockey Camp' in Oakville, Ont. Westerlund was a key figure in the club sports program and the hockey club at Parkside, not only on the ice but off it as well as he and club president Tim Krimmel promoted and organized every day and every week of the season. Certainly Westerlund was picked for the instructor's position at the prestigious hockey camp for this reason. People in the hockey world have a way of finding out who the bright young men of the sport are, who can carry it on to bigger and better things, and perhaps, whose names will become household words because they are associated with hockey. Westerlund kind of l ooks at it that way, and regards the weeks (July 19 through August 26) to be spent at the camp as a great challenge as well as a great opportunity. "I look on this position as a way to get a foothold in hockey," Westerlund says. "This way I can try to share my knowledge with kids and at the same time work with other young adults who share my interest and background in hockey. "The exchange of knowledge among us — there will be others there from the Dakotas to Boston — should benefit me greatly." But maybe Westerlund wasn't picked for the job only because of his organizational ability, although he- nearly singlehandedly held the club together when a losing record in 1970-71 may have made it ripe for extinction. Westerlund is a winner. He knows what it means to be a winner hecause his team just finished its season with an 18-2- 1. But he's more of a winner — and this is most important in hockey or in any sport as Cooper Camp director Paul Roach so well knows — be cause he knows what it is to lose. The mark of a champ, sure, Bill Westerlund has it. The philosophy of Cooper — to build a camp around experienced coaches and staff members who just want to teach kids — should be right up his alley. Bill's one of six outstanding collegians who will be serving in the camp, learning as they teach and maybe, just maybe, taking that giant step which will lead to a career of some kind in the wonderful world of hockey. Five-time U.S. table tennis champion, D. J. Lee, will present a free demonstration at the UWP Activities Building Friday (April 28) at 2 P.M. Lee, a 31 year old Korean-born American citizen, has won every major U.S. tournament several times, and has never been beaten by an American in match play in the seven years he has been in this country. He was South Korean champ five years. Lee recently was featured on national television while playing as No. 1 player for the U.S. in its matches against the visiting Chinese team. His exhibition at UW-P will include serious play against the Ohio champion, as well as a demonstration of trick shots and exhibitions with Parkside players during which he will use a scrub brush as a paddle while sitting in a chair. THE RANCH CREATIONS GRINGO SPECIAL PORKY SPECIAL ' , lh GROUND BEEF ON FRF.NCM CRUST BR FAD DRESSED WITH CRISP LF.TTUCF AND OUR SPF.CIAI. SAUCE 80c GRILLED COUNTRYHAM r. C HFFSF. ON WHOLE WHEAT BUN WITH LETTUCE TOMATO AND MAYONNAISE 80c RANCH SPECIAL SANDWICH A TRIPLE DECKER OF BURGER CHEESE BACON LETTUCE TOMATO AND MAY ONNAISK ON TOAST 90Q THE RANCH NORTH 3311 SHERIDAN ROAD SOUTH 7500 SHERIDAN ROAD • •—— Page 12 NEWSCOPE April 24,1972 more on PAB president or just working for the office. The Activities Board Executive Council makes the decision and then I go back to my office and do publicity, that's about all. NS: Are all students employed at the Activities Office on PAB? Rudat: I th ink now they are. Up until a few months ago they weren't. NS: Is that sort of a requirement that if y ou work in the Student activities Office you have to be a member of PAB? Rudat: No. As a matter of fact there's only four of us on the Executive Council who are employed by the Student Activities Office and two of us will be leaving at the end of this year. For example, Jim Croxford is up there just doing books and things. And in the constitution instead of having our own treasurer we figured the guy that's hired by the office should be the treasurer because he's right there. He has all the books so he sits on the Executive Council, but as treasurer he doesn't have a vote. NS: Are you familiar with the way Green Bay operates their programs? Well, they operate on the basis of trying to bring in as many things as they can at the lowest price, so they sort of avoid big groups and bring in small bands that are well known that they can get at a cheaper price. Rudat: That's come out at the Executive Council that we'd like to see more mini-concerts. That's going to happen next year. The idea you're saying is that if we forget the major (Continued from Page 8) things that people can see in Chicago or Milwaukee and just get a number of smaller, miniconcerts here. Yeah, but we have a problem too; where can we put on the mini-concert? When we get our fieldhouse there's going to be a lot we can do. NS: I mean groups like Mason Proffit you can get at a much cheaper rate than Chicago. Rudat: I don't think they'd go that good around here. Carthage just had them. NS: Is there any poll taken to decide who to bring in? Rudat: Poll taken? NS: Of any kind, I mean like I don't understand; is it just that you think that a group would go over or what? Rudat: Yeah. It's a very well known act (Jose Greco the flamenco dancer) and its different and it's something that we're doing just for the Parkside community in general including faculty and staff too. You see we program for all of Parkside, and students are going to like this too. There are dance classes here. I don't know if there's any dance class as such, but I imagine there's some students interested, theatre students, things like that. And he puts on quite a show. It's a good show, it's going to be interesting. I know you didn't like John Denver, but the people there liked him. I seriously question your idea of just people out on a Saturday night date idea of it. You see, we really want to program for everybody on the campus. That means we'll program things for you as well as others, not just the majority but the minority too. There are an awful lot of older students on this campus. As a matter of fact we're gonna have Buddy Rich again. I don't know what you think of t hat but he has sold out. We have had a lot of older students who have come up to our office right after ShaNaNa asking for Buddy Rich tickets. NS: Is Jose Greco going to any other colleges? Rudat: Yeah, he's going up to Whitewater. NS: I don't understand who that would appeal to. Rudta: Right, we had members on the board who . . . NS: There's never any poll taken. Three or four people get together and say, 'I don't think that'll go over?' Rudat: You can't really go that much by polls or canvasses. First of all the students don't fill them out and secondly just because you see a list of things . . you see, we have to get what's available. NS: I understand that. I understand you can't just pick your favorite group and we'll see if we can get them, but. . . Rudat: Usually by the time when they finally become available you know, it's pretty close where you really don't have that much time to do it. NS: I mean, I don't see how you can sit and say that you don't think Mason Proffit would go over but . . . Rudat: I didn't say I didn't think, I said the general concensus. NS: Alright, I don't see how the general concensus is that Mason Proffit probably wouldn't go over but Jose Greco will. Rudat: It's two different things by the way. NS: It's attractions for students. Rudat: I think we reflect the interests of the students. We have all sorts of different students on the board and we have a lot more members putting input into our organization than say the Student Government, I would think. They have a set number of senators. NS: When you choose a group then, do you base it on some kind of musical standard or popularity? Rudat: Popularity, what they ve done, what they might do you know. We check a lot of national sales, Billboard, stuff like that. Where they'veplayed. You know if a group has bombed in the last three places it isn't really a great idea to bring them in here. NS: In other words, Frank Zappa would never come to Parkside? Rudat: I don't know, it's hard to say. I don't think so. Okay, you know we're talking about tastes of music too. NS: That's what I'm trying to find out. Rudat: When it comes to miniconcerts as of next year I could see more of that come in, but I think for right now you have to throw major concerts. Okay we brought in ShaNaNa. And let's face it, Newscope gave it a real good review, one of the few things we've don that's gotten a good review and then it turns out to be one of the things that we've lost the most money on. NS: Is Your Father's Mustache going to be at the end of the year thing? Rudat: Yeah. They're going to come back for part of the first night and I think we're going to try a free blues concert in the afternoon, blues or really hard rock. I wanted to get a hard rock band that night, but it seems some of the members don't want it. NS: I was just wondering why things like at The End last year there was Your Father's Mustache and we're getting them again this year, and Buddy Rich is a repeat and that's a major concert, isn't it? Rudat: Well I wouldn't call Your Father's Mustache a major concert. It's one of the bands that play. We might even have a German band out there this year. We're putting on every kind we can get, something for everybody. Most of th e people just go there to get drunk. I got drunk listening to Your Father's Mustache. I couldn't stand them sober, but after I got drunk I didn't mind them. What the hell. NS: Is it going to be any different from last year? Rudat: It's hard to say, it's still being planned and I haven't been to many meetings of the Special Events committee yet. We'd like to get more student VI gWlUCUUV/UlJ 111 ISU 11. 'AAftAiunwnwnaimMmifui»mfm»uiajnuiaAwji»Mwwm»wii SCHLITZ m— Vodka full quart. Gin full quart Paul Masson Pott Rum— full quart— - $449 -fifth $319 Would your club or organization like a Wine Tasting Contact Fred Cook, 637-4101 1 Your complete home wine making center. Andre Cold Duck fifth Roma Cianti fifth $J50 $*|05 fWhere the fun starts before the party begins." Pfices good through Sundav Anrik*n»h nantTf MTrSTGATE 0N H,GHWAY 20- WASH.MGTON AVENUE AND 0H.0 STREET DAILY 9 A.M. TO 9:30 P.M. MONDAY THRU SATURDAY • SUNDAY 10 A.M. TO 6 P.M. NS: Have you tried? Rudat: Well, we're going to have to send out letters or I'm going to have to get on the phone. Booths and things. What I would like to get is one of those deals with the tank; you know, you throw a ball and a chick falls in the water. Like if you guys could dig up something like that and wanted to bring it in there I don't see any hassle. NS: If a student organization wanted to put something on they'd first go to PAB? ( Rudat: Right. NS: Do you think the students accept PAB? Rudat: Well the average of 600 students attending our dances seem to accept it. And 50 o r so people at the Whiteskellar seem to accept it. So what can I say? I guess the average student calls for polls, well we had that. We tried that with the films this year. Okay, there was a lot of students that showed up, but not the vast majority. But then does the vast majority go to the polls to vote for Student Government? I think that it's fantastic that with the apathy on this campus that we get that many people into the Whiteskellar, that's why I wish Newscope would point that out to the students. You know, Student Government's trying to bring this campus together, so are we, socially. Wolfe to Lecture on Diet Dr. George Wolfe, coordinator of physical education at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, will conduct a public lecture at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday at Room 104, Kenosha campus, on diet and weight control. The lecture is open to the public at no charge. jM* <d' famous for CARL'S PIZZA 9" - 12" - 14" - 16". 4 ALSO In Four Sizes • RIBS • SPAGHETTI • CHICKEN GNOCCHI • RAVIOLI • LA SAGNA • SEA EOOD • SANDWICHES CARRY-OUTS - DELIVERY "YOU KIHC, . . . W E B R I N G " L 657-9843 or 658-4922 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Mondays abortion debate brings forth a great deal of heated discussion Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document � ~ ..... tS.BdmlIW:'f ..... Citizensmay win or lose in Medigen controversy. Rage 3 - Women job seekers: advice on how to dress for interviews from the Image Index. Rage 5 In Snsu1ii Price and DuChene move on to NCAANationals- Division I. Page 12 , Thursday, March 8, 1990 Vol. XVIII. No. 22 Monday'sabortion debate brings forth a great deal ofheated discussion by Dan Cbiappetta audience an idea on where they News Editor stand. A discussioo among six "There are two extreme ,.eIisIs was the cause of mucb positions. Onepositionwouldbave iligreementMonday nightat the abortion available under any 1JIiversity of Wisconsin Parkside circumstances at any time during IJailI Cinema. An audience of the pregnancy forwhateverreason, .300 people contributed to regardless of the age of the women, te cause of controversy and minor with or without parental isagreemenL concent; that's one extreme, Speakingin,favor of Pro-life abortion on demand. The other is .CaroIKonendick,directorof abortion never," said Vergeront. I'nlUfeCoaIition;Sue Vergeront, "The fact is that human life begins _leJ!eselllative; and Dr. Monte at conception. Whose rights should Uebnan, director of Birth Rigbt. prevail. rights of the unborn to grow Speaking in favor of Pro-choice and developorrights of the mother 1m Sevelll Austin, director of to control the destiny of her body? !IlmedParenthood;JosephStrohl, In the case of an abortion there is • IICII8IOr; and Dr. Walter. another individual to consider." 1IIan, a retired Kenosha doctor. "In the most recent polls in Bill Guy ofWGTD-FM radio Wisconsin, 60% believe that .. Ibe moderator who tried to government should not get bcp Ibe audience in good terms. involved, government should not Each individual started with take away the right of choice," said • ~g statement, giving the Strohl. "The groups that are TYME machine coming to-UW-Parkside Union in late April by Ken Sc:hub Staff Writer Ileginnmg in late April, UW· ~llIUdents,faculty,staff,and -will have access to a TYME ~ teller machine (A1M) Will be located in the UW· - Union near the north lIlIIace of the building. 1Cenosba Savings and Loan AIsociation is the financial ~ thatconttacted with the . However, the UW- ~ Union will not benefit y from the contract. Ie Users of the TYME A 1M will able to make cash withdrawals ~cbeckingOrsavingsaccounts. ~ts into their checking Ihiogs accounts, receive cash from and payments to credit card accounts. or check their account balances. The machine will accept cards from many A 1M networks. Student reaction has been very positive to the upcoming installation of the A 1M in the Union. "I think it will be very convenient for all the students," said Deanna wargolet, UW- Parkside student "I'm sure it will save me a few trips into town," said Jeff Kmdrai, a student living in the residence hails. - "I think that it will benefit students. especially those living in housing that don't have cars.' said, Tricia Breu, also living in housing. The A1M will not only be useful to users who hold TYME suggesting and trying to get government to place restrictions on the right of a woman to make a choice I think are recognizing that the battle is a losing one and that it may be time tochange the stategy." "In our world. right here in America, we value and protect the rights of the individual. The question of when the human rights of an individual begin are based on the answer of the question, 'when does life of the individual begin?' Not when we think it begins, or when we want it to begin, orwhen we find it convenient to actually begin," said Liebman. "I believe thegovemmenthasaproperroleto perform wben itcomes toprotecting life in our nation," "This is not a medical or biological question, it's a moral and ethical question. It is less dangerous tohave a confident early abortion than itis to have a baby, in cards, which are primarily issued by Wisconsin financiai institutions, but to customers of out-of-state banks as well. "The machine will be able to accept TYME. Honor, Shazam, Magic Line, Money Network. Fast Bank, and Instant Cash cards." said Kelly Nielsen of Kenosha Savings and Loan. This will not be the first time that a TYME machine was on campus. In the spring of 1980, UW.Parkside was the first UW System school to have an ATM. First NationaI of Racine (currently Bank One) installed a TYME machine in thesame location where the new one will be located, but the machine was removed during the Continued on page 3 Pro-choice advocate Dr. Waker RaI1aD speaks at debate talking about the welfare of the mother," said Rattan. "I believe that the human body of the child is so importantlhat we must repeat iL Yes. it (the unborn child) is human. Yes. it descry the basic human right, the right life," explained KonendicI<, a 19: UW·Parkside graduate. CODlinued on Pllllf uw -Parkside studeDt DSiDI TYME at a IotaI bull Pro-choice, pro-life results in pro-argument in Cinema Continued from page 1 heated up. mvolved inthedeclSions of women must be recipricated to those that "The heart of the pro-choice Many questions were directed and thedecision ofchoice. Pro-life come after, regardless to how their pervisionistherespectforwomen, to Austin and her Planned argued that human life begins at liveswerebegunorwhetheranyone the respect for the positions they Parenthood organization. conception, and the unborn have wanted them in this world or not," take,themora1decisionstheymake. An audience member rights and should be legally added Liebman. "Respect However, the diffICulty in these challenged Austin. "~would like_ protected. everyones fl1'Sthuman right, the situations, both in caring of the to do some cha1lengmg. Woula Is ahortion equivalent to right to life. pregnancy and in the rermination, you be wi1Iing toput in your lo~by murder? "A decision to make Another issue brought up was is that they must have the right," a full set of fetal models showlDg between the life ofadearly beloved the bill in the legislature requiring said Austin. "I cannot -as an thedevelopmentstageoftheunborn spouse, child, parent, brother or minors to get parenla/ consent for individual have any control over child during the nine months of sister. If you have to make achoice abortions. my life if someone else controls pregnanacy? I will be wi1Iing to between the life of that person and "It'scleatlyoneofafourpart my fertility. My fertility in the come up with the money," atwo weekorsix week old embryo. national strategy to take away from beating of children is the most Austin's response was a how long would you really have to aU women the righttochoice," said fundamenla/ right I have. Ifllose disgusted ''00." stop and think? Some people Strohl. that right, I have lost that right I A woman asked Austin, perhaps a long time; most of us I Pro-life members believe that have lost aU rights as a person."' "Where did those back alley think not too long. To me that the bill protects the family and its During the panelists' opening abortionistgo when Roe vs. Wade indicates it's not really quite tile rights. Pro-choice believes that the _ statements and discussions the - passed. Did they hang up their same thing as murder," added - bill is the first step to eliminate all audience showed their disgust and shingles and stan performing in Rattan. abortion.' approval, while Guy was trying to theirownclinicoraretheyworkiDg "A factor that is taken for Thecrowdofabout300people keep the audience from getting out for you today." . granted that cannot be measured in contributed to the panel discussion of hand. Austin responded by ~ymg, democracy is. called reciprical properiyandinproperiybyshouting Whenaudiencememberswere "It'sreallya~wlowh.ereto~ght." respect. When it COllies to and laughing. The majority of the given the opportunity to ask Pro-choice panelists believed fundamenla/sofhuman rights, the audience leaned toward the pro- questions, the panel discussion that government should not get rights that-are afforded one person life stance. 2 Thursday, March 8, 1990 Ra n g er OPInion Lack of contract causes illness . If you noticed that an area of the campus wasn't quite as clean as It usually is, or if you happened to walk into one of the many empty campus offices on Tuesday, then the effort was a~. All across ~ state classifiedemployees(janilorial,maiDtainance,Cle~,~lC.)mystenouslY called insick. Thisoutbreakof"blueou"wasanacbonm~to~ failure of the state and the WisconsiD State Employees Umon (mcluding UW.Parkside Loca12l80) to reach a suitable contract agreemenL The union members' contract expired June 30 of last year. This is a classic example of how our bureaucrntic system works. We have unions workingtoproteet therightSofthemembersandmanagem~nt trying to make cuts where they can. We comp1aiD~ taxes ~ too hi~h and then we ask for increaseS in state funded areas. It ISa two sided com with negative outcomes on both sides. .: The key problem seems to be the bergaining procedure. The umon bargaiDiDgcommiuee met with the governor last week and was unable to reach a suitable agreement, and the governor has so far refused to discuss the matter any furtha. This was a mistake on the part of the .state. Discussion is the only way a solution can be reached. They are go~g !ll end up having another bargaiDiDgmeeting eventually. Hopefully It ':"'lll take place before more drastic measures are taken that would result 10 a loss for both sides. The key problem in any labor dispute is the lack of p~ communicatioo, and proper communication is the only way to solve thiS type of situatioo. Both sides must be patient and consider aU the factors on both sides of the argwnentand be willing to acceptsomelhing less than what they went in asking for. Compromise is the only solution. There would be no need for dIastic actions such as the outbreak of blue Ou if bergaiDing teams on both sides would remember that they are there to bargain. Lack of tampons causes problems To tbe editor: We women at UW·Parkside are really mad. About half of the tampon machines don't work. Last semester, ALL ofthemwereemply. When the Women's Center called the Physical Plant Building, the staff explained that _someone had I been breaking into all of the machines. They were going tofit machines with protective devices, I but until then they had decided to leave the machines empty. And the machines stayed empty for abouttwomonths! Asifnoneofus wouldhaveourperiodsinthattime. -This semester, there are still no proteetivedevices. However,about half of the machines aren't protected. It's hard toknow which ones are stocked. Andthere'sonly ten minutes between classes togo bathroom-hopping, sean:hing for tampons. Tampons are like toilel paper.lfthebattUoomsdidn'tha ve toilet paper, most people ~d be upset. When will someone do something about this? Lori Flynn •Editorial: 553-2287 anger, !a~r~_~1~e~, ~!!!~i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Ed Meachen names director of Wyllie Learning Center Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 5, 1990 THE UNIVERSITY OF WBSCONSIIMl-F^RIlCSroi *>i * vm, N„. 25 Ed Meachen named director of Wyllie Library Learning Center by Dan Chiappetta News Editor On March 1, 1990. UWParkside welcomed Ed Meachen as the new director of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center. "I have inherited a great staff. Terrific staff. The staff is very dedicated and knowledgeable. It's a good point to build from." said Meachen. "I think UW-Parkside traditionally has supported the library real well. It seems that when the University was founded, the Library Learning Center was the central focus for educational support." Meachen received his undergraduate degree from South Dakota State in history and English in 1969. In 1971 he received his master in history from Midwestern University in Texas. He then received his Ph.D. in history with an emphasis on English. "My speciality was the English Romantic period." Meachen taught history at community colleges in the Chicago area. He then decided to go get his masters in library science from the University of Chicago in 1983. Meachen was the director of the library at North Central College in Illinois before coming to UWParkside. At North Central he became president of a large network of academic libraries that were all hooked together with the same online catalog circulation system, and in which developed all kinds of enhancements which made iteasier for students and faculty to do research. Mcachen's primary responsibilities are to work over the budget and personnel. "Thirdly, 1 would say is the creation of networks and the access to information by students and faculty. I depend a lot on staff for ideas. It's my responsibility to take it and try to implement them. I would also like to provide the very best service we can to support the curriculum, and to support student, staff, and faculty research and class needs." Meachen is looking forward to seeing UW-Parkside becoming involved in a statewide system network catalog in which all the university libraries in the UWSystem are tied together. "Students and faculty would have access to library holdings from other universities, and would be able to check a book out. This would be a terrific enhancement." Meachen expects this catalog to be in effect by next year. "This is an interesting age for libraries, which arc being transformed by technology. There are many possibilities that arc not Offenders suffer disciplinary actions as a result of incidents by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Disciplinary action has been taken upon three UW-Parkside students that caused harm and danger to others, and who were arrested on March 20,21, and, 22 at housing. Two of the three students have been expelled from housing, while the third is appealing his expulsion from housing. Further investigation could bring more students up for possibledisciplinary action, as well as recommend further punishments for the students that have already been expelled from housing. "There has been less trouble this year in housing compared to last year, " said Deann Possehl, director of student life. "We have had a calm year," said Steve McLaughlin, dean of student life. "A couple of weeks ago we had three incidents occurring in the same week which is very unusual." On March 20, a male student caused harm to his girlfriend in which she was severely bruised. The male student was arrested for battery. One day later, the male student was beaten by two unidentified males in his dorm room. On March 22, a fight occurred over who was better in onc-on-one basketball. Both male students were arrested for battery and disorderly conduct, and one of them was also charged for criminal damage to property. There were other individuals involved in the March 22 incident in which the investigation is still continuing. The residence halls is a 53- unit residence complex in which over 400 UW-Parkside students live. According to McLaughlin, these three incidents occurring in the same week is coincidental. "They were judgement errors. This a stressful lime for students right now. People's tensions and problems build up concerning school work, this being winter, and personal problems. It's a combination of things," he said. From Sept 1, 1989, to Feb. 25,1990, there has been 160 calls to campus police from housing concerning incidents such as alcohol offenses, battery, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct, fraud, harassment, theft, and possession of weapon/ fireworks. "It's been an overall improvement," said Possehl. being realized. Incorporate the technology," said Meachen. "I think another important account in which this library has always been famous for is its bibliographic instructions, because of the library personnel's ability to instruct students on how to use information. I see that as a primary mission of the library because the information is getting more and more complex. The real problem is not getting enough. It's time to figure out what to use. and I think the library staff is going to be tremendously important in that respect," said Meachen. Further developments in no-smoking policy Gwen Heller Asst. News Editor Recent measures were taken at the faculty senate meeting on March 20 to promote a no-smoking policy on the UW-Parkside campus. The committee, comprised of forty- three faculty and academic staff members agreed to recommend the no-smoking resolution sponsored by the Campus Environment Committee headed by Professor Steve Leaviu, geology. Information on the policy was presented at the meeting by CEC member John Murphy, professor of fine arts. The faculty senate, which ischaired by Doug DeVinny, professor of fine arts, adds its support to the resolution as it makes way to the desk of Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The resolution, which was developed by the CEC, prohibits Continued on page 9. ^^ursda^^£ri^^99^Ranqer Opinion Should smoking be illegal on Parkside campus? UW-Parkside's faculty senate recently passed a proposal to completely ban smoking on campus, which is currently awaiting the adoption or refusal of the chancellor. Is this an infringement on the rights of the smoker or a step toward promoting a clean and healthy environment for students, faculty, and staff? Reaction to the idea is split It is the nature of the open-minded college student to fight for any privilige that is within his or her reach. After all, we arc supposed to be the most idealistic and rights-oriented age group in the population. However, on the other hand, we have a large movement of people who feel that smoking is an infringement on the rights of the nonsmoker. It seems that no matter which way Chancellor Kaplan decides, someone's rights are going to suffer. The trend nationally of late is in favor of banning smoking in all public places. Schools, factories, and airlines all across the country have been outlawing smoking, not so much to reduce the risk of fire but to offer the majority nonsmoking members of society a clean environment in which to function. In an enclosed environment such as Parkside, cigarette smoke is trapped within the building and nonsmoking students are forced to breathe second-hand smoke that is both irritating to the eyes and respiratory system, as well as a health hazard. Asbestos removal is a multi-million dollar business builtaround the removal of hazardus materials from public places. Perhaps someone should start a smoke removal business to steal the cigarrettes of smoking people that are brought into public places? The Ranger feels that it is well within a persons rights to smoke, but when nonsmokers are being exposed to a health hazard created by this activity, it is lime to take measures to protect them. Give students more computer access Have you ever tried to print out a final copy of an important assignment or research paper on one of the university's laser printers? Well if you have tried, you found out that approximately 5,000 of we students do not have access to one. I am a transfer student from a UW-Center twoyear campus, which has a small fraction of the number students that UW-Parkside has. Anytime I wanted to use a asl er printer for any reason, at the UW two year school, there was one accessible in the school's computer lab. When I started at UW-Parkside during the last summer, I was working on a resume. I then realized that UW-Parkside students do not have access to a laser printer. According to the Computing Support Center, students will only be allowed to use a laser printer if they fill out a form in the Career Center. Students have to get two signatures, have it signed, one by the Career Center and another by an individual in the library, and then take the form to the Computing Support Center. All this paperwork is to assure that what is being printed is a resume, and the laser printing charges can be billed to the Career Center. I was told that the Computing Support Center is for faculty use only. 1 can't understand why a campus this size doesn't give students access to a laser printer. For some reason the associate vice chancellor for undergraduate studies has one on her desk, but approximately 5,000 undergraduates don't have access to one. I have two other questions to ask about the computers on campus. Why were the computers in the library placed on carpet that produces large amounts of static electricity that is to this date destroy ing hardware and software? Secondly, why does the sign outside the Computing Support Center say Computing Support Center and not Faculty and Staff Computing Support Center? I feel students deserve equal access and support Name withheld on request A final note to Parkside enemy number one by Gabe Kluka Staff Writer It was my birthday last week, and 1 was strolling down the main concourse wondering I could do to celebrate. I decided to pick up an issue of the Ranger. I slopped at one of the many conveniently located distribution points that arc in this great little school, and I grabbed a paper. Within minutes, I was soon to be horrified out of my little, although extremely productive, mind. SOMEONE WAS MAKING FUN OF PARKSIDE, and he doesn't attend here! The gumption of some people. I happen to have that job semiassigned to me. I drove my tractor back to the farm and pondered over what I was going to do as I milked the cows and peeled the mud off of my tires. This big city slicker from Madison had taken my job, and 1 was as mad as rooster in a rainstorm. That is pretty dam tootin mad where I come from. My girl came over in her snappy pink coulats, which she had just gotten from the Scars mail order catalog, and asked me if I wanted to go to the pic-catin' contest they were having at school to celebrate the installation of our new-fangled Ty me machine. I said, "No way, my little violet blossom." I call her that because the violet is our state flower. "I have a duly to perform. The honor of our school has been stained, and I must defend it" She understood, and she went to the contest without me. I finished my chores, and by candlelight I wrote a letter to Mr. Zippcrer in Madison. It went like this: Dear Zippy, When I first looked at your column in the Badger Herald, my aucnfion was immediately drawn to your nickname, Zippy. It reminded me of another Zippy that I know of. Zippy the Pinhcad, of National Lampoon fame. I'm sure your related, so at your next family reunion, please tell him that his fans at Parkside say hello, and ask him if he is having fun yet, he'll get it. Even in your company he would probably have some fun. What 1 am writing to you about, oh 'One that is wiser than a shopping bag," is your unprovoked, and somewhat silly attack on our Tyme machine. What 1 want to know is, why Parkside? What have we done to you? We certainly haven't copped an elitist attitude lately, but with the likes of you running around, maybe it would be prudent. However, we could probably stoop to your level and take you out on the town in Madison for a nice evening of heavy drinking and barfing on State Street We would just be observers, of course, because in the morning we would have to teach most of the students in your school a little geography lesson as to the location of Parkside. Here's a little clue: we're an hour north of C h i c a g o , a n d a h a l f an h o ur south of Milwaukee, which puts us a little closer to civilization than you think. (Sorry, I just made a terrible mistake, I realized I just used an oxymoron! I said, "you think" when 1 was speaking to you, when instead I should have used Continued on page 3 Editorial Staff St ava DaAngalia Bditor-in-Chiaf Dan Chiappatta Nawa Editor Gwan Hallar Aaat. Neva Editor Susanna Mantuano Faatura Editor Dawn Ma 11 and Entartalnmant Editor Jaff Lamnermann Sport a Editor Jaff Roddick Aaat. Sports Editor Dan Pacattl Copy Editor Soott Singer Layout Editor John Kahoa Photo Editor Todd Goara Aaat. Photo Editor ^Editorial: SS3-2287|AM^ Kanger, UW-.•arKs.d,, I The Ranger office is located on U,e Dl-tol of.* Business: 553-2295 | Bo, 2000, Kenosha W1 53141 | Wyl|„ L|br,rt Uarn|ni, Cgnler, DU9C. __ Faculty Advisor Stuart Rubner Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parlcside, who are sokly Business Staff rcipcnsfcle for its editorial policy and content. It is published every Thursfcy Craig Simpklna Bus ln«-, « 15 Uw. ICJMkm,c ^except over breaks and holidays. Tarrl Portnay !!! Ad. RH. !tfJf CrS ^ ed "or wiU only be accepted ifthey are typed, double spaced, and Carol Curi Ad. Rep. , x,wo™sor,e "- All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included General Staff MV Vo purpOSCI - Namcs I* withheld upon request Hamilton. „.11«. ^ *"^ rT.tcw" 11 *' ,UtM* P0P *' •»>— «-'U-ufttdad,» Mcnda, a, ,0 am. fo,public*. News Releases Free Income Tax Service - UWP accounting majorsand Accounting/ Finance Club students will prepare federal and state income tax returns at no charge. This service is provided through the IRS Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Program and is available to anyone in the community. Assistance provided for forms 1040EZ, 1040A, 1040, Schedules A & B only; Wis. tax forms 1 A, WI-Z, 1, and Schedule H. Where: Union Overlook; When: Every Thursday from 2:00pm - 4:00pm through April 12th. On Thur., April 19, from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m., the Great Skate, 6220 67th Street, Kenosha will hold their 18th Annual ten hour Skate-a-thon to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Anyone interested in participating should contact the Great Skate at 652- 8198. There is a egr istration fee of $3 which includes ten hours of skating, skate rental, lunch, and dinner. Also included will be games, activities and the chance to earn some great prizes. All proceeds from theSkatc-a-thon will service Kenosha area residents affected by neuromuscular disease. The Annual Battle of the Bands will take place on Fri.day, April 27. Entry forms can be picked up at the Union Information Center and must be returned to the Info. Center by April 9. A demo tape must be available, and there is an entry fee. First place means the band plays at SummerfesL The second place band will win $200, and the third place band will receive SI00. For more information you can contact Dennis Brodjeski at 553-2650. Student works toward Lithuanian freedom by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "We, the undersigned ask you. Mr. Gorbachev, to listen to the cries of the Lithuanian people. We speak not asa nation, not politically, not religiously, but humanitarily," is stated in a petition Grant Larscn, a UW-Parkside student, is recei v ing signatures for. Meachen Cont. from page 1 "I think another important account in which this library has always been famous for is its bibliographic instructions, because of the library personnel's ability to instruct students on how to use information. I see that as a primary mission of the library because the information is getting more and more complex. The real problem is not getting enough. It's lime to figure out what to use, and I think the library staff is going to be tremendously important in that respect," said Meachcn. Gabes Gab Cont. from page 2 the words "you might be able to dimly grasp." Sorry, it won't happen again, I promise.) We are also a fairly small school, so there is no need for binoculars in the classroom like in Madison, and the majority of us do not have Bonocomplex, which has apparently run wild at your school .(What do Bono from U2 and God have in com mon? God doesn't think he is Bono. This joke will help you to dimly grasp what Bono-complex is.) Most of us, although we are mad about not having those keen coffee houses so close to our campus, like it here. Not quite as sincerely as you might be able to dimly grasp. Gabc P.S. I almost forgot Go figure. Larsen is working with a group of individuals in Racine that is associated with the Lithuanian American Council, Inc. of Chicago. On August 3,1940, Lithuania was forced to incorporate into the Soviet Union. Larsen and the Lithuanian American Council is working to achieve their unrelenting drive toward freedom and independence in Lithuania. "It's not really a cause, it's more of a public awareness. Petitions are being circled in the community," said Larsen. Larsen is working in aofficeat St Casimir Catholic Church in Racine. "If you would like to help you can contact me at St Casimir. We need help to get petitions signed," explained Larsen. Larscn has over 1,000 signatures, but he is hoping to expand. "I want the whole UWSystem to get involved." Larscn and his group, with Lithuanian American Council, would like toachievc its goal, which is a free, independent, and prosperous Lithuania. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 LAST CHANCE! Applications are due tomorrow for the position of Editor-in-Chief Applications are available in the Ranger office and will be accepted no later than Friday, April 6. Public Service Announcements MATURE, CONCERNED ADULTS NEEDED FOR THE GUARDIANSHIP PROGRAM IN KENOSHA. Oversee ward's personal property and care with visits monthly. Excellent, five evening training begins Tucs., April 17th. Learn how to work with the court system, case workers, nursing home staff and family members for the best interests of your ward. TAKE THE CHALLENGE. Supervise children in a recreational seuing from 3:00-5:00 p.m. every Tuesday at St Mark's School in Kenosha. The CYC is sponsoring crafts, drama, and team sports for children K-6 who need to be busy and out of trouble. Make a difference in your community...volunteer! BIG BROTHER/BIG SISTER. Apply now to be matched with a child with similar interests. Share three hours per week riding bicycles, baking cookies, washing the car, or watching videos together. Qualifications: Set good examples, fun lobe with, find the best in your match, and be committed for one year. For more details, contact Carol in the Career Center WLLC D175 or call 553-2011. 'Wed April lltk 11:00-2:00 Carved 9dam Scattaped Potatoes Corn Szveet Potatoes %p((s&iButterP)esert $3.29 Stappy 'Easter Alt food Service Areas mill Be closedQoodFriday at 12:00 noon. The rats did just fine by themselves until they were all put in a box at which point they began to gnaw at one another's legs and all kinds of other yukky stuff... The alternative title for this article by the way—in case the Ranger editor didn't like the one on rats—was something like. "Is it that difficult to get along with others?" I admit there were probably more journalistically appealing titles, but since the one 1 used got you this far into the Comer, keep on reading. There arc a lot of truly amazing things that go on all around us that most people don't pay much attention to but which are significant because they occur at all. For example, I really didn' t gi ve too much thought to the very complex process of fetus development, birth, and then growth during the first year until Justin Alexander came along; until you really start thinking about it and experience it yourself, most of what's involved escapes your attention. And did you ever watch a huge jetliner take off? Maybe you don't think about it a whole lot, but 1 can't help marvel at something that big actually getting off the ground and staying aloft. While I understand the principles involved, it still amazes me. And when I think about it—which I do often in my business—it's no less a miracle that people get along with one another as well as they do. 1 mean think of the diverse backgrounds from which we come, the different ways we were brought up, the range of experiences we've all had, what each of us has been taught to believe in, how we've learned to cope with the ups and downs of everyday life. Our uniqueness is each individual's strength but at the same time can be a source of difficulty. Also, think of the wide range of things we do every day: the number of encounters we have with others, the events we have to react to, the different decisions we make, the value judgements we're rendering all the time about people, places, and things. Why, given what it takes to make it through any particular day it's no wonder that every once in a while we find ourselves struggling. In fact, many of the students who see me for counseling come as a result of their wanting to be able to deal more effectively with a situation involving someone else—a parent, boyfriend or girlfriend, spouse, brother or sister, roommate, teacher. They come because they know that relationships are important They know we don't live alone as human beings and, like it or not, are expected to get along with one another. Why some people can't seem to get along is at issue here. 1 admit that the more people you are forced to interact with, the harder it is to deal with everyone's individuality and the more skills you have to have to be successful at getting along. Living in the residence halls is a good example. And I chose the residence halls because a) they are home to about 400 of our students, b) the students living there are representative of just about as diverse a group of students as you could imagine, and c) classes weren't in session a week after the spring break before all hell seemed to be breaking loose down there. You don't need a Ph.D. to figure out that putting six to eight strangers in a room and expecting them to "relate" to one another is going to be an interesting social experiment, to say the least. The most mature of us would probably find it trying at times, let alone a group of young adults who I'm certain come from less congested living environments. We don't offer any classes on how to survive in housing, although the residence hall staff and people from other university offices do try to help students make a successful transition to the housing environment But it appears that the bulk of the responsibility for getting along with others rests on the shoulders of the residents themselves, which is as it should be. Are they capable of handling it? Most are and most do. Forthosewho have trouble with it, talking with someone is a good move and there are resources on campus such as the staff in the Counseling Office to help out. I like it when students come to me for assistance in dealing with a roommate or relationship problem. It gives me a chance to help someone who wants help and also keeps me in touch with what life is like in housing. For those who are having trouble getting along and won't for some reason take advantage of the help that's available, here are a few tips on making it: •Before you act, think about the bad things that can happen to you if you behave inappropriately. •Ask yourself what it is about the situation that you're having difficulty dealing with; try to be as specific as possible. •Is the problem something you have control over? If it is, then what can you do to change it for the better? •If the problem isn't something you can change, then think about how you're going to accept it or avoid it in a constructive way (not drugs or alcohol). •Don't act impulsively. It's not necessary to solve every problem immediately. Taking a breather from it can give you fresh perspectives you hadn't thought about earlier. There has to be a correlation between your success at UW-Parkside and how smoothly your life goes in campus housing. Don't let your relationship with others affect the outcome of your education. The Counselors Corner by Stu Rubner Vinta ge Ro ck Ca fe DcrUtj Specials Tuesday- ' 501' DARTTOURNEYS. Open to the public. Contact the bar for more Information. Wednesday-ladies Night' Ladies pay $3.00 and drink free 9-12 mid. (rail, wine, and tap) Thursday - 'Cricket' Dart Tourneys. Opentothe public. Contact the bar for more information. Friday & Saturday-Groovetothemusicofthe 50'$.60'$.&79's. Dance contest every weekend. Holahoop. Umbo, and Twist. DJ'S EVERY NIGH T. *" Have a birthday coming up and like free beer? The last Tuesday of every month we throw a birthday bash for anyone whos birthday is in that month, and 10 of their friends. You can get more details at the bar. 3701 Durand Ave. Racine (in the Elmwood Plaza) (414) 554-9449 'SE would like to welcome ^Alr. Jeff McCauley v* f Topic- "Goals to be Accomplished by X the Age of 30" Also a nationally known motivation speaker. And Mr. Bob Lee Manager of the Kenosha Twins baseball team Mr. Lee will be discussing "Sports Promotion April 9th at noon in MOLN 107 Open invitation to all UW-Parkside Students Humtl Ttifumtl 7uUMrff « . Sdu ftbufuuM ul SdUj Meeting the specific needs of Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 9:30-4:00 IESEARCH NFORMAllpll Largest Library ot information In U.S. • all subjects Oder Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COO 800-351-0222 mCa»M2l3)477M26 Or. rush $2.00 to: Reswrch Intonnjtiofl "322 Mato Ave, <?Q6 A i f* Any*, CA 90051 Classifieds and Club Events ==S=S . . .. -«ms,:ms<kr*pr.tV.' CLASSIFIEDS SERVICES OFFERED Free Pregnancy Tests and Counseling. ALPHA CENTER 637-8232 Call for appointment HELP WANTED FOUND: Gold stud earring with black stone in hallway between WLLC and Comm. Arts building. Pick up at Union Information Desk. FOUND: On Wed. March 7 (at dance) a ai p r of prescription glasses. Call 553-2844. 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Details, (1)602- 838-8885, Ext. TV-14511. ATTENTION: Earn money reading books! S32,000/year incomepotential. Details. (1)602- 838-8885, Ext. Bk 14511. HIRING NOW!!! Looking for a challenge and career opportunity? Southport Rigging seeks full-time and part-time sales associates in our surfwear and Jrs/Womcn's swimwear departments. Assist in supervision and motivation as well as maintain daily operations, including inventory and merchandising. To qualify for this retail career opportunity you' 11 need retail sales experience, solid communication skills, and an interest in watersports is a must Apply at Southport Rigging, 2926- 75th Sl, Kenosha, WI 542-5434. FOR SALE Room for rent: mid-town Kenosha. $50 per week/S200 per month. Kitchen & laundry use. Call Gary, 657-7787 after 5 p.m. CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS The marketing club - Pi Sigma Epsilon - will be having two guest speakers at Parkside on Monday, Apr. 9 at noon in Moln. 107. Mr. Jeff McCauley will discuss "Motivation,'' and Mr. Bob Lee, manager of the Kenosha Twins Baseball team, will discuss"Sports Promotions." Hope to see you there. ARE YOU INTERESTED in writing as a hobby or maybe a career? Are you a Business, Communication or English major? Any professor will tell you that you need good writing skills. Write for the Ranger and get experience. We need writers for news, feature, and entertainment. Write when YOU have the time. It looks good on a resume. Stop in the office sometime. We'd love to have you here!!! The Parkside Activities Board "The End" Committee has announced that LONDON USA and IPSO FACTO will be headlining "THE END," scheduled for May 11 and 12, 1990. IPSO FACTO, performing on Friday, May 11, was chosen as the best unsigned band in the world in Yamaha's "Band Explosion *89." LONDON USA will be performing on Saturday, May 12. Additional information will be announced as it becomes available. For more information, call PAB at 553-2650. 12-Steps to Recovery Meetings: Mon - Alcoholic Anonymous, 12- 1 p.m., Moln. D131; Mon - AlAnon, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D133; Wed - Narcotic Anonymous, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D131; Fri - Alcoholic Anonymous Information/Drop In, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D131; Fri - Adult children of Alcoholics, 12-1 p.m., Moln.D133. For more information, call 553-2366. Food for Families will be sponsoring a Food Challenge to all Parkside students, staff, faculty, administration, and clubs. This will be held from April 2-6, and a table will be set up in the alcove across from the Library on April 6 from noon to 4 p.m. Individual as well asclub participation will count 1 si place will receive $25,2nd place - $ 1 0 and 3rd place-$10. The marketing club, Pi Sigma Epsilon, also has their scheduled meetings every Wednesday at noon in Moln. D137D (our office), it's a great way to get experience and at the same time meet new and interesting people. Come check us out, you don't know what you're missing. Physics club is sponsoring a trip to the Museum of Science and Industry on Saturday, April 14. All Parkside students are welcome. Sign-up sheet is on the door of Grq. 233. Participants will meet at 8 a.m. in Grq. 230. A multicultural interfaith gathering focusing on shaping a just and peaceful society. (Seeds of peace, waters of justice.) For more info, call 553^2875, leave message for George. Annual Juried Student Art Show will be in the Comm. Arts Art Gallery through April 30. ChristelAnthony Tucholke, an accomplished Wisconsin artist, will be juried. For more information, contact Dawn Cochran at 634- 6437. The Racine-Kenosha Hoy Nature club will meet Thursday, April 5 at the Golden Rondelle at 7 p.m. Francis Hole from UW-Madison will present "Seeing the Land Cont. on page 7 SALES PROFESSIONALS You could be our No. 1 Draft Choice! If you've been a su ccess on the sales field, you know you're in demand. 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Consumers are urged to lower thermostats in their house to 65 degrees Fahrenheit in the day and then lower it again to 60 degrees in theevening. This small adjustment would save about 570,000 barrels of oil per day if every household in America took part Also, turning off unneeded lights would also help save some of the Earth's coal supply. Dimmers are also a good idea when trying to conserve energy. Less light and power can be used when not needed. Another problem within a household is the nagging runny faucet. Reports say that a full gallon of water can go down the drain in sixty seconds i f the water is left running while brushing teeth or washing dishes, this says nothing of the amount of water that is wasted due to a leaking faucet. Ovens are also a problem concerning the energy crunch. Most recipes do not specify how long to preheat an oven. Use good judgement and preheat the oven for as short a period as possible. Also, it is advised to cook foods with the lids on. This saves cooking time and energy. Hygiene is another problem that helps lag the process of making the Earth more healthy. According to Health Magazine, American's throw away two billion disposable razors a year. Using metal razors or electric shavers would help combat part of the garbage problem facing American's today. Disposable diapers are another area that has built up much controversy in the past few years in regards to throw away and pollution problems. According to American Health, anormal chikl goes through about 7,500 diapers before they 're toilet trained. Over 18 billion of these diapers arc thrown away each year. Although many of the packages claim to be biodegradable, they really are not, and this is hurting the environment recyablc goods or not The first thing to look for is the recyclable label, three bent arrows forming a triangle. Also, products that use recyclable products will have a grey interior. Buying recyablc products lets the manufacturer know that the consumer is aware, thus it is possible that more recyable The NRDC, the Environmental Defense Fund, and Friends of the Earth all claim that biodegradable products should be avoided and that consumers should turn their interests to those products that are active in the recycling game. There are key points to take note of to find out if a product is using products will be used. On the biodegradable front, what most manufacturers do is mix plastic, which has tightly bound hydrocarbons, with other substances,that havelooselybound hydorcarbons, and say that the product is biodegradable. What really happens is that the product 6 Win the computer you need to succeed in the teal worla and a chance to use it there. breaks up faster, but it doesn't biodegrade. Those manufacturers using the false labeling may be subject to legal ramifications. However, Debra Anderson, director of environmental coordination for Proctor & Gamble, feels that biodcgradabiltiy is not the answer, and this is where the consumer comes in again. Tlie problem, according to Anderson, is keeping things out of the landfi Us. For example, when going to the store, consumers could help combat the problems by carrying their own reusable bags instead of relying on the paper or plastic bags provided by the store, which are both harmful to the environment. When grocery shopping, other things to keep in mind include buying returnable bottles, buying eggs in cardboard canons, not styrofoam, and if using your own bag is not possible, use as few as possible to carrying your groceries home. Though the small things that consumers can do to help save the environment may not seem very helpful, in the long run they may be the deciding factor in the fight against for saving the ailing Earth. — m -. *sa* f - .... HtortaarttiBJffeiMPiia - It s easy. 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Enter Apple's Real World Sweepstakes and you could win aweekat one of these leading organizations and a Macintosh computer. -M Enter April 4-30 at the Computing Support Center, WLLC D115. c inc •«& imm&S.3 "KWml eraimurij d Gxrp« Inc =S==SSS==^=SS====SSS===S^==S^^SS=S^S=SS^=BESSLHHHHEBKaHaBS^S Classifieds —= Restaurant 11:30a.m. to close Tues-Sun. Closed Mondays. 1700 Sheridan Rd. Kenosha. Wl 53140 Phone: 414-553-5514 Planned Parenthood Clinics Racine 634-2016 Kenosha 654-0491 ' Physical Exam - Birth Control Pregnancy Tew - STD Treatmoit - Lab Tew AIDS Education • Information and Referral through the Eyes of a Soil Walker," a multi-media presentation about the importance of soils; using music, short plays and humor. Reservations arc necessary. Call 631-2154. This is free and open to the public. PERSONALS R.B: Ben Dover says whale-v-e-r! Overheard at "THE END" meeting: Ipsofacto and London U.S.A. arc coming. 7D4: Do you know what's coming up in three weeks? Our birthdays! The second decade of life is almost upon us. - Crystal Big L. did you fart today? What exactly is a kitelenbutt? Maybe Brent would know. Please respond Brent! Wanda I, How do those German boys kiss! The spotlight is on you! The entire restaurant was watching you, must have been good! Ipsofacto is coming to Parkside on their World Tour. Hey Teri! "squat down and clean off your bikini bottoms in the ocean"! -M Who the H**» is Ipsofacto? The hottest Reggae band in the U.S. How about that snackmaster? You can turn virtually anything into a sandwich. But don't hang in the kitchen too long or you will aquire a kitchen - a** Anna Curi: Dont forget - you have your6:00class Monday night! Signed - Jenni "Was it the plane that was going 600 m.p.h. or you Mitch? 120 on the Beeline on the run from the cops and the Harlcy gang from hell? Teri Lori Flynn - Get caught planting any flowers (or maybe should I ask - illegal substances?) lately? Signed - very concerned REMEMBER: boffing a 16 yr old on a beach (among other things!) will get you one complimentary night's stay at the Brevard County Jail - so be good and run faster next time you two broaders! RINA-Happy "Belated" BirthdayFrom Nucha Lori Flynn - Do you know that you are the strangest person on campus? Whoelse would get caught plan ting flowers in the library windows: Signed-just curious R.B> I'd rather be moody than be queer for that long. Unbelievable! We could've went to theTropicana if you really wanted to be in that WET T-SHIRT contest Wanda! - the other Wanda DON- Where have you been this past semester? DAN- No life next year, huh? CHRIS DANIEL - Your glasses are so thick you can see the future. Don. TO THE BLONDE WHO IS VERY INTERESTED: You know who 1 am, but I don't know you. Just come up and say HI!! From=01d's DAN-Get your but in gear buddy. TO THE GUYS IN 6E- Just what do these quotes mean anyway?— Jeff S. "I exposed it in my Trig, class today"—-Paul L. "I didn'teven use my thrustcr"—Jeff M. "I'll be hang'n" (I wouldn't believe any excuses about a t-shirt, a video game, or alcohol)—more to come next week. M.D. Editor's note: If you turn a classified in that is longer than 25 words, it won't be seen. DAN CHIAPPETTA- Grow up! CONGRADS TO THE new Parkside Activities Board Exec. Council- Michelle, Judy, Marie, Brad, Rene, Venessa.Edris, Erica, and Bert! DENNIS, Face it you're a dork. DONATIONS BEING ACCEPTED! SEND TO: Ken's confiscated half-barrel replacement fund, Apt4A. 4019 Outerloop. Kenosha, WI 53142 DENNIS, Is that all you do is watch Heavy Metal Music Videos? ABUSE US at your leisure ID, buL.. Paybacks are HELL! Love, M.U. Transfer and Stupid Frosh. BLOWER, so now you're one of us!! "I'm so happy!" "where's Jenny?"H. and E. Jeff and Ben- Have you figured out who your real friends are yetRatpack. Editor's Note• The Ratpack has used it's personal ad's allowance up for the rest of the year. Smell you guys next year. FITZ OR FRITZ- The Homy Hungarian-How was the couch at 4B? From those two Beautiful Blondes. DAN P.-Surprisc! Honk! Honk! Guess Who? DENNY-the midnight caller. Where have you been? We miss your deep groaning. Did you ever see a doctor about that? HOW DO YOU pop a zit, Mike C.? Try a mirror. Watch those crushed gonads and don' t get bitten bybigdogs. From Dominoes Pizza. BRAD JANOWITZ- I'm watching you, you sexy hunk of meat!!! Your Padre Admirer. TOMASS, can I come over and play with Nintendo and then play that one other game. Forehead and Follower. DAN P.-Whata man you are! Call me sometime soon. Your secret admirer-You know who 1 am! PETIE: MATO...on main streeL..with a big wooden sign" Garth. TO JAY RUDEIN4F-try to think of some Rap groups and you will always beat Norm. Stay cool (and Chris too). Love the House down under. TO SID AND M13"-(We'll lick you!) Thanx for the wild ride through Racinc! What's a safe Model Party? So, when's Club 4F? Loveya! Holiday Jules, the D.L. and hyper after dinner!! DENNIS AND DAN: will you be in the pizza business all your life? TO 3H: You gals know how to throw a great party!! Too bad I don't remember it. NICK- Do you want to Dance? It's only 4:30AM. DENNIS BRODURSKI-Buy a new car. PETIE: The name of the game is "shwortz!" DENNIS-get your own ride to the concert. TO THE Secret Admirer from Padre, let's get together, stop being secret-Brad. PETIE: F the Betas, F , F , the Betas.(Detas ain't s !)Garth TO 3C: Let's go to the harbor and answer all those questions. Oh and I'll drive (ha ha) J J. DEAR PETIE, Warning: starting with purple passion at four may cause falling through a tent wall! Garth. When you say STEVE LEONHARD... you've said itall!! To Jay Rueth: you do not rule, you are not the RA of all dorms, make me a sandwich, and by the way, who spilled tea on Gorbachev's head? from: your littlcsistcr. (p.s.) 1 have a cousin in the 3rd grade who wants to meet you! 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To enter, just race oyer to the campus contact listed at right and ask to take a free test drive on one of our featured desktop PCs. It just might be the most rewarding test of your college career! ZENITH DATA SYSTEMS INNOVATES AGAINm ZENITH data systems Group* Bull Form No. 1246 Buy A PC, Get A Bike FREE! Buy any of our Qualifying desktop systems* at >XN a great student price, A and J et a Raleigh All-Terrain Bike ABSOLUTELY FREE! —- Now at: Z-286LP-20 - 8Mhz 20286 w/ 20 mb Hard Drive and FTM color monitor (identical to systems in Molonaro 323) $1599.00 after rebate. Contact Ken Schuh at 553-2852 HURRY! SWEEPSTMES ENDS JUNE 8,1990! 1990, Zenith DataSv^m, rrangor tnursflay, April $, 1990 9 Attention - Business Students > School of Business INFORMATIONAL MEETINGS The curricular changes made in the School of Business may impact your course scheduling and sequencing. We urge all Business Students to attend one of the following informational meetings. Wednesday, April 11 12 noon Molinaro D105 or Thursday, APril 12 5 p.m. Molinaro D105 Reminder: Advising starts on April 5th. Be sure to make an appointment with your advisor. by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor As the end of school draws near, people assume that school is winding down, right? WRONG!!! The Parkside Activities Board has gotten its second wind and will be offering an excellent line-up of entertainment up until and including "The End." Tonight, the Special Events Committee is proud to announce that Joey Kola will be performing in the Union Square at 9 p.m. Kola is an actor and comedian who's rapidly making a name for himself. He's studied improvisational theater at 'The Improvisation" in New York City, and has acquired a considerable amount of theater experience acting in plays from Shakespeare, Tom Stoppard and Elaine May. Kola is a gifted comedian whose brand of humor is drawn from the most natural comedic source - the family. It's a unique form of humor that consists of characters, observations,and funny situations combined with high energy and a rapid-fire delivery. He performs regularly at "Pips," a popular comedy club in Brooklyn, the same club which helped launch the careers of such notable comedians as Rodney Dangerfield, David Brenner, Joan Rivers, and Robert Klein. He also headlines at two of New York City's most popular clubs, "Dangerfields" and "Carolines". He'sappearedon "Comedy Club" on NBC and MTV's"Half Hour Comedy Hour." He's been a guest on the "Pat Sajak Show." Most recently. Kola was selected to showcase for the National Association of Campus Activities (NACA) East Coast Coffeehouse Convention. Sup Rar Advertisers Besides appearing at comedy clubs in Florida, New York, North Carolina, New Jersey, Connecticut, and Massachusetts, he has also played the college circuit for a while, and has received sensational reviews on his current national college tour. Included in his repertoire are colleges from Connecticut, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Wisconsin, Washington D.C.,New York, and Pennsylvania. He's played at Cornell and Stonybrook Universities, Boston College, Lafayette College, US CoastGuard Academy, and Saint Norben College. His shows have been known to be devoted to family hijinks, devilish mimicry, and the conflicts a man has when immersed in a newly warranted domesticity. If any of this interests you at all, stop by the Union Square tonight He'll be performing at 9 pjn. This will be an event you won't want to miss. See you there! Smoking policy discussed Continued from page 1 smoking in the majority of the public areas on campus, and supports penalties for abusers of the policy. Leaviu stresses that the proposal was developed to reduce the health risks to non-smokers that are evident from second-hand smoke. The CEC has encouraged PSGA and the Worker's Union to present their constituents' opinions on the resolution to Kaplan, enlightening her on other possible viewpoints. According to Dr. James Shea, professor of geology and member of the faculty senate committee, the academic buildings on campus would be off limits to smokers with the exception of the Union. Cigarette machines and ashtrays would be removed from their present locations. Although Shea is in favor of the policy, he s i uncertain about the reaction and decision of the chancellor. "I have no idea when action on this proposal will be taken by the administration," said Shea. Although the proposed nosmoking policy has gained support of influential organizations on campus, the final decision remains in the hands of Kaplan. Would you like to gain the practical job experience that employers look for? If so, write for the Ranger Comedian Joey Kola to perform in Union Square tonight at 9:00 10 Thursday II 5, 1990 Ranc Slow opener for women's track by Jeff Reddick Assl. Sports Editor After enduring a snow out in their first outdoor track meet of the season the women's track team finally opened this past weekend at the Harper Junior College Open. Running on Saturday in the best possible conditions for this time of the year, temperatures in the 40's and calm winds, the team ran well but not as well as expected. The major area of concern for head coach Mike DeWitt came from the group of runners in the 800m to 3k, " 1 was very dissappointcd in the efforts and racing attitudes of that group." Despite that though DeWitt was pleased with the rest of the performances. In the 5000m run UWParksidc runners took two of the first three spots in the race with Paula Stokman finishing second at 18:25.2, and Jill Spagnola third at 18:45.1. Placing fifth through seventh for the Rangers were Kristin Alioto, Tara Roy, and Stacey Kisting. In the 4x100m relay the UWP team of Kim Avery, Lori Wilkens, Shavonne Morris, and Anne Thayer finished first with a time of :52.0. Coach DeWitt was happy with the performance of this relay team who had "good exchanges for a group running for the first time." Even though Parkside finished second, .fourth, and fifth in the 1500m run Coach Dewiu felt that the runners were "just running and not racing against the competition." At 800m Yolanda Finley finished first with a time of 2:30.7 in a well executed performance. Following that race was the 400m run which featured a one-two finish by UW-P runners. Thayer finishing first with a time of :61.5, Wilkens second at :61.9. In the 400m intermediate hurdles Avery finished second, and Morris finished a distant third. In the 3000m run Maggie Pagan finished first at 10:50.5, Wendy OrIowski placed fourth at 11:19.1, Holly Ericksen fifth at 11:51.6. Jill Kulas sixth at 11:54.0, and Mari lynn Meyer seventh at 11:55.8. In the final event of theday the 4x400m relay team of Finley, A very, Thayer, and Wilkens placed first with a time of 4:11.3. DeWiu commented," This team did a fine job of racing hard, and attacking the relay." The other relay team in the race from Parkside finished third with a 4:36.0, that team consisted of Dee Dee Roche, Lisa Majerle, Karen Danncr, and Morris. Though no team scores were held in the meet DeWitt thought the team would have placed no lower than third in the meet. He also felt the team was hurt by the fact that several runners were unable to participate due to illness, while a few of those who did run were feeling under the weather. DeWitt added, "This meet showed us what we have to work on this spring if we want to improve by Nationals." RAN PIZZA DEALS DON'T COME ANY BETTER THAN THIS. • PAN PIZZA DEAL Receive a 10" Pan Pizza with your two favorite toppings and 1 litre of Coke for $5.49! Hurry! 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An early case of April showers has washed out the last 11 games for Parkside, the only competition was a club game last week against U.W.- Milwaukee and although Parkside won, becaule it was club competition the games will not be tallied on the season record. Not playing can have a number of adverse effects on a ballclub. Parkside is currently 6-3 while most other teams in the top 20 have recorded at least 20 games by now. but the washouts hurt more than a ranking as the squad is forced to practice indoors making them unable to hit (other than in a cage) and shag flyballs. Coach Linda Draft is trying to keep her team sharp but knows the layoff hurts, looking on the bright side Draft had this to say, "I guess with all the rain-outs at least our injuries can heal." Rangers gain split in road twinbill from Rangers, p. 12 Langcndorf was untouchable, setting down 12 of the next 15 Badger hitters while striking out a total of six. He also got further support from the Ranger offense, as they scored two more runs in the fourth with Nccse driving in his third of the game. With Madison being shutdown by Langendorf, Parkside was able to cruise the rest of the way for a 8-4 win. The split put Parksidc's record at 2-5, as Langendorf evened his record at 1-1, and Pluskota dropped to 0-2. Barring any more weather interruptions, the Rangers will move into one of the busiest sections of their schedule. Starting with today's doublcheadder in Chicago, they will play 12 games in ten days, including match-ups with UW-Stevens Point (Sunday) and Northeastern. Ranger Baseball Box: UW-PARKSIDE AT UW-MAD1SON (GAME 1) Parkside ab r h rbi Neese 3 10 0 Klcbesadcl 4 12 2 Bonofiglio 3 0 0 0 Gauthier Fritsch Thompson Wilke 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2 Rcikowski 3 1 Q 0 Keller 2 0 0 0 Totals 25 5 4 5 Madison O'Neil Vilet Wolff Whitmorc Kocpfer Sadowski Myers Frcitag Brozovich ab r 4 1 h 2 rbi 2 3 2 3 2 4 4 3 3 2 1 1 1 1 1 2 0 2 0 0 1 2 2 2 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 2 1 Totals 28 10 12 10 R H E UW-Parkside UW-Madison Madison Malccha (W) Stanich (S) Parkside ID n W 7~" ,7"^" , " u " i - LWO" r ^»^iac-i,iviadison6. 2B--Gauthier,Wilkc; Wolff,Whitmorc, Myers. 3B-VilcL HR--Sadowski. SB—O'Neil (2). 0 0 2 -- 0 0 3 - 0 - 5 4 3 1 1 6 -- 0 2 0 -•x -10 12 1 IP II R ER BB SO 5 2/3 4 5 3 3 6 1 1/3 0 0 0 0 0 IP H R ER BB SO 2 6 7 6 2 0 4 6 3 2 2 3 UW-PARKSIDE AT UW-MADISON (GAME 2) Parkside ab r h rbi Neese 5 1 2 3 Klcbesadcl 3 0 1 0 Bonofiglio 5 0 0 0 Gauthier 4 0 0 0 Del Rose 2 1 0 0 Caccioppo 1 2 0 1 Thompson 3 2 0 0 Dcdrick 4 1 1 1 Rcbro 4 1 2 3 Totals 25 5 4 5 Madison ab r h rbi O'Neil 4 1 1 1 Vilct 3 0 2 0 Wolff 4 0 0 1 Whitmore 3 1 1 0 Kocpfer 3 0 1 1 Sadowski 3 0 0 0 Myers 3 1 2 1 Freimo 3 0 0 0 Brozovich 3 1 2 0 Totals 29 4 9 4 UW-Parkside UW-Madison Madison IP Grahn (L) Borrio Maylain Parkside Leonhard 2 1/3 1/3 4 1/3 IP 2 2/3 1 0 5 - 2 0 0 - 0 - 0 1 3 - 0 0 0 - 0 - H R ER Langendorf (W) 4 1/3 1 4 1 H 4 5 3 3 2 R 4 0 3 3 0 ER 4 0 W J^~°^ eil(2) ' Brozov i ch»Wolff,Grahn,Maylai Madison 4. 2B-- Neese, Klcbesadcl. 3B~0'Neil Nccse, Klcbesadel; Vilct. Whitmore. R H 8 6 4 9 BB 5 1 0 BB 1 0 E 0 6 SO 2 0 4 SO 1 6 n. LOB-Parkside 11, HR-Meyers. SB- 10 Thursda Slow opener for women's track by JefTReddick Asst. Sports Editor After enduring a snow out in their first outdoor track meet of the season the women's track team finally opened this past weekend at the Harper Junior College Open. Running on Saturday in the best possible conditions for this time of the year, temperatures in the 40's and calm winds, the team ran well but not as well as expected. The major area of concern for head coach Mike DeWiit came from the group of runners in the 800m to 3k, 411 was very dissappointcd in the efforts and racing attitudes of that group." Despite that though DeWiu was pleased with the rest of the performances. In the 5000m run UWParkside runners took two of the first three spots in the race with Paula Stokman finishing second at 18:25.2, and Jill Spagnola third at 18:45.1. Placing fifth through seventh for the Rangers were Knstin Alioto, Tara Roy, and Staccy Kisting. In the 4x100m relay the UWP team of Kim Avery, Lori Wilkens, Shavonne Morris, and Anne Thayer finished first with a time of :52.0. Coach DeWitt was happy with the performance of this relay team who had "good exchanges for a group running for the first time." Even though Parkside finished second, ,fourth, and fifth in the 1500m run Coach Dcwitt felt that the runners were "just running and not racing against the competition." At 800m Yolanda Finley finished first with a time of 2:30.7 in a well executed performance. Following that race was the 400m run which featured a one-two finish by UW-P runners. Thayer finishing first with a time of :61.5, Wilkens second at :61.9. In the 400m intermediate hurdles Avery finished second, and Morris finished a distant third. In the 3000m run Maggie Pagan finished first at 10:50.5, Wendy OrPAN PIZZA DEALS DON'T COME ANY BETTER THAN THIS. ! PAN PIZZA DEAL Receive a 10" Pan Pizza with your two favorite toppings and 1 litre of Coke for $5.49! Hurry! Offer Expires 4/18/90 I • ptrtoptflng MVM only NdO v alid art, crttof cMr. PricM m#» vary GJ, c a n y M a S20« ex. Otmn m% not panafcnd t» tm iMiwin r • DOUBLE DEAL $999 E9 </» o Ml 5< * N oS kS J 2 a Receive two 10" Pan Pizzas with your two favorite toppings and 2 litres of Coke for $9.99! Hurry! Offer Expires 4/18/90 iK«|NaW«Mrm «*•» <#m «•"<•• ma, *r, NHMrviM Op Atom carry Ma MP S3Q0Q <Xr **an •* m mBN Itatar rl WMWN SO CUP TICS COUPONS MB GUI TOMCNTFOtJk HOT KM. Call us Kenosha! Call us Racine! c - Nofth: 681-3030 3945 Erie SI. Central: 634-26007 1100 Washington South: 554-9543 2308 Lathrop Ave. North: 654-5070 2136 Washington West: 654-5577 4919 60th Street South. 652-1222 8028 22nd Ave. lowski placed fourth at 11:19.1, Holly Ericksen fifth at 11:51.6. Jill Kulas sixth at 11:54.0, and Marilynn Meyer seventh at 11:55.8. In the final event of the day the 4x400m relay team of Finley, Avery,Thayer, and Wilkens placed first with a time of 4:11.3. DeWitt commented,44 This team did a fine job of racing hard, and attacking the relay." The other relay team in the race from Parkside finished third with a 4:36.0, that team consisted of Dee Dee Roche, Lisa Majerle, Karen Danner, and Morris. Though no team scores were held in the meet DeWitt thought the team would have placed no lower than third in the meet. He also felt the team was hurt by the fact that several runners were unable to participate due to illness, while a few of those who did run were feeling under the weather. DeWitt added, "This meet showed us what we have to work on this spring if we want to improve by Nationals." Rain, Rain, go away... by Ted Mclntyre Although the Ranger Softball team is undefeated in the last two weeks they will undoubtedly drop down from their number four ranking in the NA1A poll. Undefeated? Thats right, but the Rangers also winnlcss, scoreless, hitlcss and gameless. An early case of April showers has washed out the last 11 games for Parkside, the only competition was a club game last week against U.W.- Milwaukee and although Parkside won, becaule it was club competition the games will not be tallied on the season record. Not playing can have a number of adverse effects on a ballclub. Parkside is currently 6-3 while most other teams in the top 20 have recorded at least 20 games by now. but the washouts hurt more than a ranking as the squad is forced to practice indoors making them unable to hit (other than in a cage) and shag flyballs. Coach Linda Draft is trying to keep her team sharp but knows the layoff hurts, looking on the bright side Draft had this to say, "I guess with all the rain-outs at least our injuries can heal." Rangers gain split in road twinbill from Rangers, p. 12 Langendorf was untouchable, setting down 12 of the next 15 Badger hitters while striking out a total of six. He also got further support from the Ranger offense, as they scored two more runs in the fourth with Neese driving in his third of the game. With Madison being shut do wn by Langendorf, Parksi de was able to cruise the rest of the way for a 8-4 win. The split put Parkside's record at 2-5. as Langendorf evened his record at 1-1, and PI us kola dropped to 0-2. Barring any more weather interruptions, the Rangers will move into one of the busiest sections of their schedule. Starting with today's doublcheaddcr in Chicago, they will play 12 games in ten days, including match-ups with UW-Stevens Point (Sunday) and Northeastern. Ranger Baseball Box: UW-PARKSIDE AT UW-MADISON (GAME 1) Parkside ab r h rbi Madison ab r h rbi Neese 3 1 0 0 O'Neil 4 1 2 2 Klebesadel 4 1 2 2 Vilet 3 2 1 1 Bonofiglio 3 0 0 0 Wolff 2 1 2 0 Gauthier 3 1 1 0 Whitmore 3 1 1 2 Fritsch 2 1 0 0 Koepfcr 2 0 0 1 Thompson 2 0 0 1 Sadowski 4 2 2 2 Wilkc 3 0 1 2 Myers 4 1 1 0 Rcikowski 3 1 0 0 Freitag 3 1 1 1 Keller 2 0 0 0 Brozovich 3 1 2 1 Totals 25 5 4 5 Totals 28 10 12 10 UW-Parkside UW-Madison Madison IP Malecha (W) 5 2/3 Stanich (S) 1 1/3 Parkside IP Pluskota (L 0-2) 2 Lcmmermann 4 0 0 2 - 0 0 3 - 0 -- 5 4 3 1 1 6 -- 0 2 0 - x --10 12 1 H R ER BB SO 4 5 3 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 H R ER BB SO 6 7 6 2 0 6 3 2 2 3 . K wu-—roiAMuc j, mauisono. 2B-Gauthicr,Wilke; Wolff, Whitmorc, Myers. 3B-VilcL HR«Sadowski. SB-CVNeil (2). UVV-PARKSIDE AT UW-MADISON (GAME 2) Parkside ab r h rbi Neese 5 12 3 K l e b c s a d e l 3 0 1 0 Bonofiglio 5 0 0 0 Gauthier 4 0 0 0 Del Rose 2 10 0 Caccioppo 12 0 1 Thompson 3 2 0 0 Dedrick 4111 Rebro 4 12 3 Totals 25 5 4 5 Madison ab r h rbi O'Neil 4 111 Vilet 3 0 2 0 Wolff 4 0 0 1 Whitmorc 3 110 Koepfcr 3 0 11 Sadowski 3 0 0 0 Myers 3 12 1 Freimo 3 0 0 0 Brozovich 3 12 0 Totals 29 4 9 4 UW-Parkside UW-Madison Madison IP Grahn (L) 2 1/3 Borrio 1/3 May lain 4 1/3 Parkside IP Lconhard 2 2/3 Langendorf (W) 4 1/3 R H E 1 0 5 - 2 0 0 - 0 - 8 6 0 0 1 3 - 0 0 0 - 0 -- 4 9 6 H R ER BB 1 4 1 H 4 5 3 3 2 R 4 0 3 3 0 ER 4 0 5 1 0 BB 1 0 SO 2 0 4 SO 1 6 x. ^•°^ ci ^ ) '®rozovich - Wo l ff .Grahn,Maylain. LOB-ParksideII Madison 4. 2B- Neese, Klebcsadel. 3B~0'NeiL HR-Mevers. SB - Neese, Klebesadel; Vilet, Whitmore. y 50$ Tappers $2.75 Pitchers JL xvwf^ eeLl Sff BHI38 g" { Ladies Night |\5 S0i0y0«7l&?*uLtM9 ©J" Your Favorite Music By Your Favorite D.J. I y Try Your Luck At Music Trivia C And Come Join The Locomotion Wit FAMILY COUNSELING CENTER Of Kenosha Psychological & Psychiatric Evaluations Individual & Group Psychotherapy Children's Problems, School Behavior Emotional & Developmental Drug & Alcohol Counseling WE FIX PEOPLE PROBLEMS 1605 Birch Road, Kenosha A certified Mental Health Clinic/Alcohol & Drug Abuse Gay Bloor, M.S.W., Director Julian Newman, M.D., Psychiatrist John Dalton, Ph.D., Psychologist Donald A. Walters, M.S.W. Sue Divito, C.A.D.C. Ill Barb Constantine, B.S., ase Manager - LET US HELP YOU! 551-0566 Dannehl selected to represent the NAIA on U.S. Olympic Commitee by Ted Mclntyre In order to represent the NAIA in Olympic decision making, UWParkside Athletic Director Dr. Wayne Dannehl has been appointed to the Board of Directors of the United Stated Olympic Committee (USOC). Dannehl, who has been athletic director and an associate professor of physical education at Parkside since 1972gained national recognition from the NAIA by designing the National Cross Country course. Parks ide since has hosted the Cross Country Nationals several limes, as well as hosting the NCAA 11 wrestling Championships twice which greately helped in getting Dannehl a scat As far as his responsibilities as a member of the committee, Dannehl will have a wide range of duties. The United States Olympic Committee (USOC) governs and oversees everything dealing with members on the Olympic team to the training sites the athletes will work out in. Many of his duties have not yet been assigned to him. Being elected is an incredible honor as the committee has recently been reduced from about 400 to 100 members. "1 am really looking foreward to it (the Board of Directors) this will definately broaden my experience as it is a great honor for both me and Parkside," said Dannehl. Ranger Thursday, April 5,1990 11 MiCiuauhee Brewers vs. Chicago White So?t at Chicago's Comiskey Park Monday April 9th Join PAB on a bus trip to the last home opener at historical Comiskey Park. For $16.00 you will receive bus ride , food and soda, ticket to the game, and tailgating. For tickets and information contact the Union Information Desk. See the Parkside Men's Baseball Team in their home opener. Sunday April 8th At the Ranger Baseball diamond next to the Phy Ed building Lady Rangers sweep DePaul from Rival, p. 12 had the bases loaded with one out Trailing still by one in the sixth, the Ranger bats came alive when Laura Stock doubled to lead off. Kim Vanderbush moved Stock to third on a single and DePaul intentionally walked Tracy Burback to load the bases and insure a force at all bases. Hosp stepped up and ruined the Blue Demon stragedy by doubling in all three base runners as Parkside would stay out in front for good, taking a 3-1 lead. DePaul had one last chance to come up with a victory in the last inning. With one out and one run already in on a walk and a triple, DePaul's Nancy Lezynski flew out to Laura Stock at center. The pinch runner tagged at third and Stock's throw went wildly up the third base side of home. The ball ricocheted off catcher Livesey's shin guard and bounced off the back stop to Hansen, who was backing up Livesey. Hansen threw to Hosp who was covering home to tag out the pinch runner who must have stood watching instead of running home during the play. The exciting tagout ended the game at 3-2 and upped Parkside's record to 8- 3. "Wc won because of a good rally in the sixth. We are having trouble getting bunts down, and we will need to fix that soon," said Draft. 12 Thursday, April 5. 1990 Ranger S P O R T S Langendorf relieves Rangers to salvage split with Badgers by Ty Webb of the Parkside Ranger The Parkside Ranger Baseball team was finally able tochascaway the rain and the cold on Tuesday as they travelled to Madison to play a doubleheaddcr, their first action since March 13th. After losing six games because of weather, the Rangers came out somewhat shakey in game one against the Badgers. Darrin Pluskota, getting his first start since March 10th, showed some ill effects from the layoff, giving up solo runs in both the first and second as Madison jumped ahead 2-0. Parkside's offense was able to get those runs back in the third as they took advantage of a Badger miscue with a two-out double by Jack Klcbesadel. It was the first hit of the game for the Rangers, coming after an error and a walk put a pair of runners on. Pluskota still struggled though, giving up three hits and a double to open the third. Before the inning was finished, Madison had banged out six runs on seven hits, and Pluskota was replaced by Jeff Lcmmermann. With the score at 8-2, Madison starterJeffMalechamowed through the Ranger lineup, retiring seven straight at one point He was staked to a 10-2 lead in the fifth as the Badgers capitalized on a pair of Ranger errors for two insurance runs as they cruised into the sixth. Those runs proved to be important ones, as parkside mounted a rally in the top of the sixth. After Klebesadel singled to lead off the inning, Brian Gauthier hit a oneout double, followed by a Gary Fritsch walk to load the bases. The umpiring crew showed some signs of rust on the next play, as Mart: Thompson was robbed of an apparent two-run double on a ball which was called foul down the third base line. Films show the ball hit about two feet inside of the line, but the home plate umpire, who later said he was screned from the play, ruled the ball hitoutsideof fair territory. On the ensuing at bat, Thompson hit a fly ball which was deep enough to score Klebesadel, but instead pf having runners at second and third with one out and the score 10-4, Parkside was faced with a 10-3 deficit with runners on first and second and two outs. Ron Wilke brought Fritsch and Gauthier home with a double to right-center on the next pitch, and Parkside trailed by five at 10-5. That would be as close as they would get, as Badger reliever Jim Stanich set the Rangers down in order in the seventh as Madison held on in the opener. Ranger hi tiers picked up where they left off in game two, scoring five times in the third on a string of four consecutive hits. Two walks and a hit batter loaded the bases with one out to start the rally, followed by the hit parade with singles by Stan Dedrich and Dave Rcbro, and doubles by Ken Neese and Klebesadel. By the end of the onslaught, Parkside had jumped to a 6-1 lead. Steve Lconhard started on the mound in game two, and he was hit hard in the third as Madison climbed back into the contest with a threerun third. Tom O'Neil keyed the inning with a RBI triple, followed by consecutive singles by Jim Whitmaore and Larry Kopfer. Coach Red Oberbrunner went to the bull pen and brought in Dan Langendorf, who ended the Badger uprising with a strikeout to hold he t Ranger lead at 6-4. From then on, see Split, p. 10 Kilps named Coach of the Year Special tp the Ranger The Wisconsin Soccer Coaches Association has selected UW-Parkside's Rick Kilps as the 1989 Coach of the Year. The award was announced at the W.S.C. 14th Annual Convention in Madison, Wisconsin. The association has a membership of youth, club, high school, college, and adult league coaches. Hie award is for contributions to the game of soccer and the promotion of growth and development of soccer. This past season, Kilps was named NAIA District Coach of the Year and Area Coach of the Year. The UWP team finished the fall season withan 18-4-1 record. They were eliminated from the NAIA playoffs by a 2-1 overtime score in the regional championship game. Hie Rangers sea a school record with 17 shut-outs this year. UWP Ranger Coach Rick Kilps finished the season ranked 10th in the country in the NAIA National Poll. In Kilps' six year tenure at Parkside, he has produces an 89- 32-13 record with 66 shut-outs. He has coached 17 Ail-Americans and three Senior Bowl members in this span. The Rangers have also recorded five District Championships, one Regional Crown, and four Regional Runner-Up spots. Kilps previously coached at Aurora University in Illionois before coming to Parkside. In his 13 years of coaching (six at UWP) he has put together a 156-71-23 record and has never coached a losing season. Kilps played his college soccer here at Parkside, and is a native of Milwaukee where he played with the Polonia Soccer Club. During his college career, he also played with the Racine Soccer Club. He received his Masters of Education from Bowling Green State University in Ohio. Women take pair of one-run games against Chicago rival by Ted Mclntyre Karen Livesey and Beth Hansen each went the distance against DePaul to record one run victories for the women's Softball team in football-like weather. In game one of the doubleheader, with the score tied at one in the fourth, Sue Palubicki reached second on a two-base error. Wendy Sackman then singled. With runners on the comers. Palubicki was picked off third, but Sackman was able to move to third in the rundown. Pam Hosp came through with a single to score Sackman to give the Rangers a 2-1 .advantage that stuck for the rest of the contest. Parkside struggled to move runners as they left seven on base in game one. "DePaul is a big rival," said coach Linda Draft. "It was a good game but we left too many runners on base." Parkside got the victory on a strong outing from Livesey (now 3-1) who gave up just four hits, striking out three with no walks. The Ranger defense was also tough, committing no errors to DePaul's four. In game two DePaul wasted no time jumping out to a 1 -0 lead in the first inning. In the fourth inning Parkside fought its way out of a jam, allowing no runs after DePaul see Lady Rangers, p. 11 Kim Vanderbush slides in safely against the Blue Demons Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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Page 12 Thursday, April 19, 1990 iney Vol. XVIII, No. 27 Simpkins named Ranger editor-in-chief for 1990-91 by Steve DeAngelis Editor-in-Chief Parkside, the final frontier. The Ranger's continuing mission: to inform the students. Next year's mission will be headed by junior Craig Simpkins. He was selected to serve as editorin-chief of theParkside Ranger for the 1990-91 academic year. The Editor Selection Committee met last Thursday to interview applicants for the position. After a lengthy interview, Simpkins was chosen by a unanimous vote of the committee. Prior to his selection, Simpkins served as business manager of the Ranger from 1988 to 1990. "For two years I've listened to Craig comment on what he thought the Ranger staff should or should not have done with respect to this issue or that. Now he has the chance as editor-in-chief to turn the paper into what he thinks it should be," said Ranger advisor Stu Rubner. Rubner has been the Ranger advisor for the last two years and served as chairman of the committee that selected Simpkins. The goals of the Parkside Ranger are staled to some extent in the bylaws of the corporation; however, they are largely subject to the interpretation of the current editor-in-chief. "My number one goal is to produce an awardwinning newspaper in both content and appearance," said Simpkins. "My other main goals are to have consistentformatin the newspaper, meaning there will be a few more columns, and the format will be more consistent from week to week, and to keep a full staff of writers," he added. Simpkins said that Parkside students can look forward to a few new regular features in their weekly newspaper. "I plan to have a weekly spotlight column next year. Each week we will do a feature story on a different club, organization, or service that is available to students that they may or may not be aware of," said Simpkins. He also plans to make "Voice of Parkside" a regular feature on the opinion page. This feature was done several times this past year. It consisted of a question followed by the opinion and photograph of several random people on campus. "I think it is important to know how students feel on issues that effect them. In order to do so, I would like to bring back the 'Voice of Parkside' feature," said Simpkins. When he is not working his expected average of 25-30 hours a week in the Ranger office, the 24 year old member of the 1983 Trempcr High School graduating class will be concentrating on his studies. Simpkins is majoring in business, with a concentration in accounting, and plans to go on to get his masters degree from the University of North Texas after graduating from Parkside. Craig Simpkins Both sides of the policy and procedures of racism at UWP Students input and reaction on racism reflected by Dan Chiappetta News Editor The belief in the superiority of a particular race, is the definition of racism given by The New Webster's Dictionary. Melloney Wilson, UWParkside sophomore believes "ignorance" best defines racism. "People just don't take the time to learn and understand the different cultures." Docs racism exist at Parkside? "Racism does exist here, no different from any other place," said Steve McLaughlin, dean of student life. "Anyone who has his or her eyes open can see it does exist," said Bill Homer, Parkside Student Government Association president. "I believe so," said Wilson. People just hide their racism. The racist people shouldn't hide. Say what you feel." According to Dave Ostrowski, director of Campus Police and Public Safety, at least seven incidentshaveoccurredon campus this past year concerning racism. The incidents range from racial slurs, ethnic origin slurs, and slurs regarding religious beliefs. Wilson believes that the best thing that can be done about racism is teaching the children from birth. "Racism is learned, not bom with. I work with children, black and Continued on page 4 Melloney Wilson UW System members file lawsuit against the Board of Regents over new policy by Dan Chiappetta News Editor This past fall, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside and the rest of the UW System opened the new school year with a new antidiscrimination rule that took effect upon 160,000 system-wide students. On June 9,1989, the Board of Regents, which is the corporate body that has primary responsibility for governance of the UW System, including the development and enactment of "policies and rules governing the system," adopted an amendment to chapter UWS 17. The new rule prohibits any "racist or discriminatory comments or other expressive behavior" directed at an individual that intentionally "demean" the individuals "race, sex, religion, color, creed, disability, sexual orientation, national origin, ancestory or age," and that "create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning" environment. Students who violate UWS 17.06 are subject to disciplinary actions, including expulsion from the UW-System. "The policy is a step in the right direction. We are trying to eliminate this kind of behavior. Continued on page 5 2 Thursday, April 19, 1990 Ranger Opinion Students complicate campus processes It's amazing how things work in cycles. If you've been here for a while you know this to be true. We are all dipped into the bureaucratic system of red tape for four, five, or twelve years depending on how we go about it, and if you dont know how to use the system to your advantage, it will use you. Students received registration packets several weeks ago and were given plenty of lime to see advisors and make arrangements for scheduling. For some reason, however, most students seem to wail until registration is going on to see advisors. This puts unnecessary stress on both the academic advisors and the students who do this. They end up waiting outside counselors doors without an appointment, sometimes having to sit in a line on the floor in the hallway in a line like grade school children waiting for their teacher to release them for recess. * The counselors work extra duty while just a week ago they were sitting there with nothing to do because people inherently procrastinate. The icing on the cake in this scenario is that the people who procrastinate during registration are often the ones who complain because they cannot get the class they wanted. Hopefully people will learn from their mistakes, and this will not slow down the next registration process. But enough about registration, let's talk about tuition payment Students who are enrolled in classes for the coming semester have unti I the end of the first week of classes to pay tuition in-full or sign up for a deferred tuition plan. The mere faenhat Parkside slates the policy the way it docs is a reflection of ourprocrastinati ve attitude. We should not think of it as "having until" the endof the week. This fosters the real problem that most of us suffer from: procrastination. If we can solve that problem, the red tape will be that much easier to navigate. Letters to the Editor Some things to remember as Earth Day approaches To the editor: As Earth Day 1990 looms on the immediate horizon, a*propcr perspective is needed to starve off the delirium and delusion which usually accompanies such events. Earth Day was born in 1970 as an effort to raise ecological consciousness and precipitate social change. While it did help to bring about such conciliatory gesturcsas thcClean Airand Water Acts, it did not gain the momentum necessary to be a serious factor in averting ecological catastrophe. Americans quickly returned to their wasteful ways, government and corporate power structrues continued their myopic, antienvironment onslaught undantcd. The problem is still getting worse. What will Earth Day 1990 bring? As near as I can tell, it is a study in hypocrisy. Everyone from politicians to multi-national corporations arc jumping on the bandwagon, proclaiming their commitment to the earth; a commitment which will end abruptly in the cold light of April 23. Stores sell Earth Day shirts. Companies sponsor Earth Day events. It has become a marketable holiday, sold out for financial interests like all the others. If there is money to be made in proclaiming environmentalism, corporations will be there, cheering their approval, even as the smokestacks belch and the buzzsaws roar on. The danger is that this superficial, hypocritical brand of so-called environmentalism will undermine real efforts to salvage what's left of the planet's ecosystems. All is neatly packaged into a list of palliative solutions which shift responsibility from the industries truly at fault to individual consumers. These efforts are meant WESTERN LEADERS GATHER TO EXPRESS SUPPORT FOR LITHUANIAN INDEPENDENCE WEEK AT PARKSIDE Today SPECIAL EVENT: Comedian Scott Jones, 9 p.m. Union Square, free -(PAB/Earth Awareness Week). RECYCLING: "What can you do," 7 p.m.. Golden Rondellc, 1525 Howe St., Racine. SKATE-A-THON: benefiting MDA will be held at the Great Skate, 6220 67th St, Kenosha. Check-in time, 9-10 a.m., S3 fee includes 10 hours of skating, skate rental, lunch and dinner. APRIL EXHIBITIONS: Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine will host four new exhibitions through April 19. Location is 2519 Northwestern Ave. Free admission, and viewing hours arc 1-9 p.m. "SUBTLE CHANGES:" by the Parkside Improv Group, Union Bazaar, 12:30 p.m. free. Friday, Apr. 20 LECTURE: "The New Recycling Legislation," by State Senator Joseph Strohl, Moln 105, noon, free. MOVIE: "A Nightmare on Elm Street 1," 8 p.m., Union Cinema, SI for students and S2 for non-students. Tuesday, Apr. 24 HOG BOWL: Housing Olympic Games officially begin. Events are posted all over housing. Wednesday, Apr. 25 WORKSHOP: How to write a Business Plan. 6-9 p.m. For more information, call Patricia Duetsch at 553-2620 and to register call 553- 2312. to mollify citizens who can plainly see the overwhelming momentum of environmental degradations, and divert attention from the real culprit: an economic system based on constant, resource-depleting growth. A quick perusal of the facts indicates a grim crisis indeed; a crisis which calls for a rethinking of the entire modern way of life, not just a few minor, quick-fix solutions. One demonstration which will address the real issues, including the link between capitalism and ecocide, is the Green's effort to shut down Wall Street on April 23. In the final analysis, it must be understood that only when every day is Earth Day will there be cause for rejoicing. Brendan Vallin The Un ive rsity of Wis co nsin Pa rkside Ra ng e r Editorial Staff Steve De An go ils Editor-in-Chief Dan Chiappetta News Editor Gwen Hollar Aaat. Newa Editor Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sport a Editor Jeff Roddick Aaat. Sports Editor Scott Singer Layout Editor Dan Pacetti Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Todd Goers Aast. Photo Editor hPIlClEd.tonal: 553-22*7 Hanger, UVV-Farkside, [ The Ranger olhce ,s located on the Dl-lcvel of the Wylb^ Business: 553-2295 I Box 2000, Kenosha WI 53141 | Library Learning Center, room D139c. Faculty Advisor Stuart Rubner R^ger is written and edited by students of UW-Parksidc. who are solely Business btail responsible for its editorial policy and content. It is published every Thursday Craig Simpkins Business Manager ° u ""»4 lhc academic year except over breaks and holidays. Terri Fortney Ad. Rep. ^"crslo thccditor will only be accepted if they arc typed, double spaced. «nd Carol Curl..... ._. Ad. Rep. 35° woniiorless. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included General Staff ™ verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request Jared Brieske. Chris DeGuire, Tonya Hamilton ?« >hc nghi to edit letters and refuse those which arc false Teresa Harria. Gabe Kluka. Ted Mclntrye. LySk J Paukatlis, Kathie Pope. Ken Schuh. and I.M. Th^y " classified is Monday at 10 a.m. for publicity* Parkside's recycling effort struggling, but not dead by Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Because of the high costs of operation, the collection station program has been discontinuedon campus. However, the high grade office paper recovery program, which has achieved 32 percent of it's set goal, will remain in operation. In a report evaluating both the high grade recovery system and the mixed rccyclables collection station, participation rates, volume of material collected, and weights of materials collected were all measured to determine the success of each program. The study has found that faculty and staff participation in the office paper recycling program has not changed in the six months that the project has been in effect. On the other hand, the mixed rccyclables collection station was running at a cost of S375 per ton for collection service. This cost was ruled unacceptable, and thus the program was dropped. "We have noticed in the last month an increase in the quantity and quality of participation in the program." said Karen Lourigan, purchasingadministator. "We have had training sessions, notices sent out, and articles in the Communique about what types of paper can be recycled." According to Lourigan, all computer forms can be recycled along with any white and colored paper not glued. The types of paper that arc not recyclable include newspapers, magazines, and glossy paper. Due to the fact that the mixed rccyclables collection station has been dropped, the grant funds will now be used to enhance the already existent high grade office paper recovery program. With the help of the campus maintenance staff, it Outragious comedian to perform tonight Comedian Scott Jones by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor In association with Earth Awareness Week, PAB will be hosting the hilarious, the preposterous, the uniquely bizarrc comedian Scott Jones on tonight. He will be performing in the Union Square at 9 p.m. All the phrases "stand-up comedy," "hilarious slide show," "exotic toys," "singing, of course." "electronic keyboards," "acoustic guitar," and "Mac N. Tosh, the computer" have one thing in common. They all relate to Jones. Stand-up comedy and strange pictures ... high-tech music and ridiculous characters... rubber toys and electronic devices! Jones incorporates these and more into his show. An evening with him is not just pure comedy, or even a mixture of comedy and music. Instead, there is comedy, music, a slide show and many surprises. It is an evening of entertainment and surprises. He plays serious music, says funny things and shows strange pictures. The music is a mixture of classical, contemporary, blues, jazz, raggac, and rock. His unique brand of humor has taken him to prestigious comedy clubs from New York to San Francisco. Jones's slide show takes you on a hilarious tour of the wonderful USA, but perhaps to some of the less wonderful places. His versatility has prompted five nominations for the National was determined that the program was worth the effort to keep it operating. The evaluation began with measuring and weighing the amount of corrugated paper being thrown away at two major areas on campus. The measurements for the program were done for a total of 43 days. Within this time, the paper was separated from the other waste and flattened onto pallets. The results have shown that the removal of the paper from the other solid waste could cut solid waste disposal by a large percentage. Conclusions about the savings in cost of solid waste disposal have yet to be submitted. "The grant ends at the end of April." said Lourigan. "However, campus administrators intend to continue the effort through campus personnel and programming." Campus Entertainment Awards in three categories: Comedy, Novelty/Variety, and Campus Entertainer of he t Year. He received the 1985 and 1988 NACA Associate Member Promotion Award for hisoutstanding graphics. Remember driving down the road, seeing something strange or unusual, and thinking, "I should stop and take a picture." Well, Jones's camera is always ready, and he always stops. The slide show is a bizarrc collection of "Signs from the Twilight Zone," "Foods that should never be eaten," "Things people put on their lawn," and other related topics. Jones proves that real life is always more ridiculous than fiction. He is a veteran of hundreds of performances at universities in 44 states and Canada. He's released four albums of original music and comedy and has recorded a collection of his piano solos. His music and comedy are well executed. "He's a stand-up comedian, and a get-down musician, and the result is an experience," one person from his tour said. A newspaper reviewer stated, "He could have played all night, and I would have sat and listened. The energy is continual, something an audience can feed off, and never tire of." You never really know what to expect at the Scott Jones Show... and neither does he. A smile for sure, perhaps a tear, and some music tocarryaroundinyourmind. He'll be performing in the Union Squaretonight at 9 p.m. There's plenty of non-stop fun foreveryone, so spend the night of your life in the laugh lane with Scou Jones! Hog Bowl 90 draws near by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The Fourth Annual Housing Olympic Games (HOG Bowl) '90 will be held on April 24-26. For those of you who have lived in housing before, you know that HOG Bowl is a time of friendly competition. New housing students will find out what they've missed. During HOG Bowl, the housing establishment is split up into houses, and the houses compete against each other in different events for overall prizes. This year's overall theme is "Pigs in Space," and the schedule of events is as follows. Tuesday, will be known as "Field Day." From 5-7 p.m., a picnic dinner will be held on the housing patio. The popular Banana Split Eating Contest will be at 6 p.m. on the housing patio. At 6:15 p.m., the Great Nerf Shootout will proceed on the housing patio. Around 6:30 p.m., the housing hills will be the sight for UFO-1000. UFO-lOOOis a new game which involves two teams on the field at a time while someone standing on the hill throws a frisbce onto the field and each team tries to catch the frisbee. Wednesday is "Mania Day." From 3:30-5:30 p.m.. Jumbo Whiffle Ball Mania will be held on the housing patio. Music Mania will finish the evening at 9 p.m. in the Union Square. "Contest Day," the final day of HOG Bowl, willbeon Thursday.. The Graffiti Contest will be from 12-1 p.m. at the housing patio. A Volleyball Contest will run from 3:30-6:30 p.m. in the housing volleyball pit. Concluding the evening will be, another popular event, the Roommate Game, at V p.m. in the union Square. Remember, this is house to house competition at its best, the true test of brains, brawn, and ingenuity. Be prepared to join the team and blast off with HOG Bowl '90 or you'll be left behind! For more information, contact the housing office or call 553-2320. It's not too late. Participate in the recycling program. Do it for the quality of your life. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 4 Thursday, April 19, 1990 Ranaer Kiwanis Club conducts mock interviews to help seniors by Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor The Kiwanis Club of West Racine in cooperation with The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Career Center held mockinterivew sessions for all May, August, and December graduating Parkside seniors. "Interviewing: A New Perspective" was held on Wed., April H from 6 to 8 p.m. "It's wonderful for seniors to have mock interviews, to get feedback and suggestion for improvement," said Joann Goodyear, director of The Career Center. The program, which was run for the first time this year was designed to help seniors leam to adjust to different interviewing styles, practice interviewing skills, leam new interviewing skills, and discuss interviewing strategies with business leaders and other students. Each interview lasted about 20 minutes and was followed by a ten minute discussion period. The interviews were given by a variety of businessmen and educators to help the students get their self-reflective ideas across. Sixty-four interviews were conducted and 40 seniors participated in the program. "There should be a sense of appreciation shown to the Kiwanis Club of West Racine for choosing this as their support program," said Withe computer you need to succeed in the real world and a chance to use it there. Hy a Macintosh* and enter feu co uld win a w^ek alone and a Macintosh computer Enter April 4th - April 30th at the Computing Support Center Sft sour Campus Computer fteefler fur S»wpsuke Ruks and teojlaiwtv?. CIMIWiBW In rrWc* in: Sbenaii m nw-1 -nuntU d fitttu* It Photo by Don Prflnge Students refine skills in mock interview Goodyear. After each interview, the interviewer filled out a form that helped evaluate the students performance in the mock interview. The qualities evaluation form included items on personal impression such as appearance, grooming, and neatness; poise and maturity, which included sincerity, composure, and self-confidence; ability to communicate with subheadings, which included clarity, ability to convey ideas, organization, and forccfulncss; initiative, which included persuasiveness, leadership, and ambition; and alertness, which included perceptive, attentive, and responsive qualities. Under each category there was room for the interviewer to right notes on suggestions for improvement. "We hope to repeat it. The fall might be better next time," Goodyear said. "The students that participated filled out evaluations of the event. They all seemed to be positive for the most part, but we still need to tally up those results." A World of Opportunity Hundreds of challenging opportunities overseas. People with education, ag/gardening, construction, health/nutrition, math, biology, chemistry backgrounds most needed. Develop your best skills and learn new ones. While helping others. Excellent benefits U.S.Peace Corps 800-328-8282 Student reaction Continued from page 1 white, and they get along great. They don't know what racism is, but as they grow older in this environment, society teaches them." According to Wilson everybody should be treated equal, and that we are no different from anyone else. We arc all human beings. "People should overcome racism. Look at Japan and China. By us being a kind of divided nation we enable ourself to become one nation." "Why are people racist? I would really like to know the answer to that. If you're a racist and you' re em barrassed to adm it it, is it because you know there is something wrong with it, emphasized Wilson. Welcome freshmen orientees. 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News Editor The week of April 23 is National Volunteer Week, during which those who give their time and energy to help others arc recognized for their efforts. The 1990's have ushered in an emphasis on goodwill where altruism is vogue, and everyone is getting into the act. In fact, some employers are requiring their employees to add volunteer cxpcricncetotheirresumcs. Senior citizens put their lime to use by volunteering through agencies such as Ethnic Elders and the Retired Senior Volunteer Program. Both of these organizations as well as several others are divisions of the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center. The students of UW-Parksidc have access to one of the KVAC organizations - Student Community Services - which is coordinated by Carol Engberg. Her office, which is located on campus in the Career Center(WLLC-D 175), is always open to potential volunteers who have an interest in helping a group, organization, school, or individual. The possibilities in volunteering arc unique and endless. In many cases students at Continued on page 6 Lawsuit filed against Board of Regents Continued from page 1 Racist behavior varies in intensity and degree, wc should do anything wecantoeliminateiL Education is the bcsl way," said Steve McLaughlin, dean of student life. "Just being aware it exists is a step inthcrightdircction. It'saproblcm we have to address." On April 2, UW System students, an instructor, and a nonprofit organization filed a lawsuit against ihcBoardofRegentsstating thatUWS 17.06 is unconstitutional and requested a permanant injunction prohibiting enforcement of that rule. According to McLaughlin, no student has been prosecuted under the new rule. "The policy is tightly worded and it does have some tight interpretations. The lawsuit complains that the new policy causes problems for free speech and individual rights." One of the plaintiffs is the UWM Post, Inc., which is a non profit organization that publishes a student newspaper, and contains news reports, editorials, opinion columns and letters to the editor about significant and controversial topics. The Post believes that the rule inhibits students from speaking and writing freely about controversial matters and impairs the newspaper's ability to gather and report the news. Another plaintiff is Marcia Meyer, who teaches at U W-Grecn Bay. She teaches a class entitled "Fundamentals of Public Address" that requires students to speak on controversial topics. Meyer believes the rule inhibits and prevents open discussion of signi ficant and controversial issues taught in her classes. A student in Meyer's class was offended by another student's remarks on homosexual rights and filed a complaint with the University. The Post, Meyer, and the other ten plaintiffs believe that the rule is totally inadequate because the wording is vague and the terms are undefined and undcfinable. The plaintiffs also state that the rule violates the first and fourtccth amendment. Only students of the UW System arc members of this new rule. There is no rule governing the speech and expressive conduct of faculty, staff, and administration at system schools. Scene from "Tl The touching drama of "The Elephant Man" will be performed by the UW-Parksidc Dramatic Arts Department on April 20-21 and 27-28. Curtain time will be 8 p.m. in theCommunicaiion Arts Theatre. Admission is S6 for the general public and S5 for students and senior citizens. A 10 a.m. matinee will be performed on Thursday, April 26. The play recounts the life of John Merrick, a sensitive and intelligent Englishman whose deformed body made him a victim of prejudice and cruelty. Merrick lived much of his life exhibited in a freak show. A local surgeon rescued Merrick, gave him a home Elephant Man" in a London hospital and introduced him toa"normalizcd" life. Merrick died in 1890. The play was first performed on Broadway in 1979 and won the Tony Award and Critics Circle Awards. Unlikethe film version of "The Elephant Man," which employed extensive make-up to present a simulation .of Merrick's deformed body, the stage production utilizes the actor's own body and the audience's imagination. The play is under the direction of Lee Van Dyke, associate professor and chair of dramatic arts atParkside. For ticket information, call the theatre office at 553-2564. "The Elephant Man" opens tomorrow in Comm. Arts Theatre 6 Thursday, April 19, 1990 Ranger A reminder to all those participating in the Parkside Activities Board's* parachuting adventure this Sat., April 18. All money was due yesterday, and the bus will leave Parkside's Union parking lot at 5:15 a.m. Don't be late and have a good time. 1st Annual Communication Department Faculty Forum will be held on April 19th at 6:30 p.m. in the Faculty Lounge (D-1 level of the library behind the typewriters). You bring the questions, the faculty will bring concepts, ideas and answers. This is sponsored by the Comm. Dept. Faculty, the Comm. Club and the Alumni Advisory Council. UW-Parkside will host a Shakespeare Birthday Dinner in Union 105, at 5 p.m. on April 29th. Reserve immediately by sending $11 check make out to TSRC to Mary Ann Bousquet, RSDC, UWParkside, Kenosha, W1 53141- 2000 ty April 25lh, or call 553- 2514. The Parkside Office Paper Recovery Program has removed and recycled over 16 tons of office News Releases and Announcements paper during its first six months of a free copy of SoundMakers operation. Over the last three months, there has been substantial improvement, resulting in the assurance that Parkside will have a reduction in campus solid waste which must be landfillcd. The continuing success of the recycling program is a credit to university faculty and staff who have participated in its development and continue to provide their support "The Elephant Man" will be performed by the Parkside Dramatic Arts Department on April 20-21 and27-28. Curtain time will be 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. General admission is " S6 and $5 for students and senior citizens. A 10 a.m. matinee will be performed on Thur., April 26. For ticket information, call the theatre office at 553-2564. Recording artist, author and internationally recognized flutist Eugenia Zukerman will perform at Parkside on April 29 at 8 p.m. in the Comm. Arts Theatre. Admission is S7. For ticket information, call the Information Desk at 553-2345. Olympia Brown Elementary TT Zenith Data Systems LP's now come with all-terrain mt. bikes (Retail Value $300) Good thru June 30,1990 tl O N , J1M9«0 rrSal. «»n»oa*nMi*<uia. Ma*, oi»« avalaMa it • a I \ i SSSSH — J School is currently undergoing an Artist-in-Residence Program with Alex Mandli. Mandli is working with third and fifth grade students to create pottery. The grand finale will be April 24, from 6-7:30 p.m. At that time, both students and Mandli will sell some of their pottery. The school is located on Erie Street in Racine. For more information, call 768-2976between 1-9:30 p.m. Free Songwriters Magazines Available from Music City Song Festival will be given. To request magazine, and be added to the Music City Song Festival mailing list, write to MCSF, P.O. Box 17999-S, Nashville. TN 37217. The Women's Center iscurrently seeking two Parkside students to serve as student coordinators for the Center, which provides services and support to women, and educational programs on genderrelated issues. The ideal candidate should have a thorough understanding of women's issues (via classwork and/or life experience). She will have strong communication, problem-solving, organizational, program-planning and analytical skills. She will also be self-directed, be able to work with others and with diverse groups. These are paid positions, which offer a chance for internship credit Interested students may pick up application materials at the Women's Center or Student Life Office, Union 209. For more information, contact Diane Welsh at 553-2278. Application deadline is April 23. Continued on page 7 TCB" Awards recognize achievements of students by Larry Turner Special to the Ranger The third annual "TCB' awards banquet for students of color will be held on Thur. April 26 in the Galbreath Room of the Wyllic Library/Learning Center. This event is unique at UWParkside in that it rccognb.es outstanding achievement by students of color during the past academic year. Specific honors will be granted to students who have graduated or plan to graduate in either fall 1989, spring 1990 or summer 1990. Additional recognition will be made of those students who have attained a minimum grade point average of 3.0 or above for 12 credits completed or more. The students attaining the highest grade pont average in each class of freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior will be awarded special plaques commemorating theiracheivement Awards also will be made to students who have provided leadership to other students of color in their roles of officers in student organizations, participation in student government, housing, etc. Special awards will be made to faculty and staff who have made special efforts on behalf of students of color at Parkside. Individuals will be selected because of their significant contributions to the success of students of color, volunteering their service for CECA related programs that enhance academic excellenceamon students of color, and for advocating on behalf of students of color. Faculty and staff will be honored in the categories of outstanding faculty member, outstanding advisor, outstanding clerical support staff member, special recognition for exceptional Volunteer week encourages involvement ZENITH data systems Continued from page 5 Parkside look for something related to their majors. For instance, an aspiring teacher can take on a position at a local school tutoring remedial students or teaching an illiterate adult how to read. Apremed major can volunteer at the emergency room at a hospital in the area. Just a sampling of activities include peer counseling, nursing home assistance, soup kitchens, radio broadcasting, blood drive assistance, hotline volunteers, building rennovation, and the Big Brother/Big Sister program. Other experiences can be completed in a matter of hours. Assisting a young athlete at the Special Olympics is a rewarding activity which requires just a few hours on a Saturday afternoon. Volunteering is flexible and can be adjusted to fit a busy schedule. From several hours a week to once a month, you choose how often you want to donate your time. The first step to becoming an active volunteer is to call Engberg at 553-2011 or stop in her office. She will discuss your interests and goals with you to pinpoint what type of service is right for you. She will lay the groundwork by getting in touch with the organization which is undoubtedly enthusiastic about your interest Student Community Services has 209 active members who will be recognized next week for their generous efforts in thecommunity. If you have an interest in making the world a bit better, take the initiative and make a difference. contributions. The program will beginat5:30 p.m., and will include participation by many key campus figures including Chancel lor Sheila Kaplan and Assistant Chancellor G. Gary Grace. Reverend Oscar Ventura of the First Hispanic United Methodist Church will provide the invocation and Paul Spraggins, director of the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction will be the keynote speaker. Individual awards toeach student will be made by Anthony Brown, director of the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement. Also, Cultural AwarcncssWcck will be hosted by Parkside from April 23 - 26. Cultural Awareness Week is designed to enhance campus awareness of the diverse cultural and ethnic groups that arc represented on campus. Activities during the week will be hosted by The Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, The Black Student Organization, Onda Latina, which is Parkside's Spanish Club, andtheParksidelntemationalClub. The schedule of activities begins on Monday with recognition of the contributions that have been made by the Spanish culture to American society which is sponsored by Onda Latina. On Tuesday there will be a display of cultural items representing the diversity of Parkside's international community. There will also be a bake sale featuring international cuisine sponsored by the Parkside International Club. On Wednesday and Thursday the Black Student Organization will be sponsoring a display on handcrafted clothing, jewelry, and photos representing the African-American culture in the United Slates. Ranger Thursday, April 19, 1990 7 Advertising: What's Really Being Sold? Wednesday, April 25 12 noon Molinaro 105 Bring a friend to this forum as we discuss advertisements and their underlying themes. Sponsored by: Communication & Gender Summer Staff wanted for residents camp in East Troy. Waterfront, counseling, nurse and kitchen positions available. For application contact: Kenosha County Girl Scout Council, 2303- 37th St., Kenosha, WI 53140(414) 657-7102. HIRING! Govemmentjobs-your area. Many immediate openings without waiting list or test. $17,840 - S69.485. Call 1-602-838-8885, Ext RUSH. Looking for a fraternity, sorority or student organization that would like to make $500 - SI ,000 for one week on-campus marketing project Must be organized and hardworking. Call Beverly or Mark at (800) 592-2121. Summer internship. Entry level accounting position available with a nonprofit firm in downtown Milwaukee. Paid. Call Pat at 1- 226-4560. Full-time summer painters needed for exterior work. S4.50 per hour. Appl ications available at 5841 Joanne Drive, "Model Office," Racine. 8-12, M-F, or call 634-8885. Office help needed ... must be detail oriented. Includcsdaia entry, and general office duties. Please apply at Paiclli's Bakery. Inc.,6020 - 39th Ave., Kenosha. 1988 Diamond Back Arrival Mountain Bike. 18" all aluminum frame, full Shimano Deore XT group. Yellow Avocet Computer and Cages. Black with yellow splatters, hot looking, great shape!!! I need money - must sell. $575 or best offer. Call John at (414) 652- 3126 or 552-8852. 26" -15 speed Girl'sTimberline Mountain Bike includes extra accessories. Color-aqua,call 694- 8960. Listed new for $369, asking S275. 1980 Honda Civic. Great runner, needs work. Must sell!! Make an offer. Call John 657-1514 or 553- 2870. ATTENTION: governmentseized vehicles from $100. Fords, Mercedes, Corvettes, Chevys. Surplus buyers guide. 1-602-838- 8885,CXL A14511. CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS The Parkside Activities Board End Committee has announced that LONDON USA and IPSO FACTO will be headlining 'THE END," scheduled for May 11 and 12. IPSO FACTO, performing on Friday, May 11, was chosen as the best unsigned band in the world in Yamaha's "Band Explosion '89/' LONDON USA will be performing on Saturday. Additional information will be announced as it becomes available. For more information, call PAB at 553-2650. A trip to the Chicago Field Museum and the DeSable Museum of African American History is planned for Sat., April 21st. We will leave from Tallent Hall parking lot at 8 a.m. and return about 6 p.m. Please sign up in Moln. 319 and bring a lunch. The trip is free and open to anyone interested. y o o c. a a /V U f r i t o f f yc „ / t Totally natural SMARTFOOO®. Air-popped popcorn smothered «n white Cheddar cheese. Classified Advertisements and Club Announcements HELP WANTED Attention: Postal jobs! Start S11.41/hour! For application info call (1) 602-838-8885, ext. M14511,6 am - 10 pm, 7 days. Releases & Announcements Continued from page 6 Applications are available for Parkside's 16th Annual Arts & Crafts Fair to be held on SaL, Dec. 1,1990. Handmade articles such as jewelry, pottery, paintings and holiday decorations can be displayed. Rummage, cosmetics, food or secondhand items will not be allowed. Applications, along with a non-refundable $5 processing fee, must be received by Fri., May 11, and are available at the Union Information Center or by calling 553-2278. Three photos of articles that will be exhibited and one photo of the ovcral 1 cxh ibit must be submit ted with applications. Cost of exhibiting is S35. For more information,contact the Student Activities Office at 553- 2278. On April 2, Mr. Gary J. Huss was sent a letter from the U.S. Navy announcing his receipt of an offer of appointment to the United States Naval Academy, Class of 1994. 8 Thursday, April 19, 1990 Ranger 1990 U W-Parkside Student Art Show features work of selected students by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Through April 30th, selected UW-Parkside an students will exhibit their work during the "1990 UW-Parkside Student An Show." The juried exhibition is being held in the Communication Arts Art Gallery. Gallery hours are from 1-6 p.m., Mon. through Thur., and from 7-10 p.m. on Tue. and Wed. The exhibition is free to the public and sponsored by the Art Club. For the show, awards were given based on originality and appearance, among other things. Cash prize winners were Dawn Patel, Kenosha, for "Shelter," an acrylic painting ; Jeff Shawhan, Racine for raku pottery; and Margaret Suchland, Racine, for "Creature at Bay," a dry point print, and "Moon Creature," a mezzotint. Artists that received honorable mentions were Dan Brown and Marge Jarmoc, both of Kenosha, and Brian Tcplcy, Racine. Additional prizes were awarded to winners by the following merchants: Avenue Frame Shop, The Cobblestone LTD, Gary's Hobby Shop, Lee's True Value Hardware and Kortendick's Ace Hardware, all of Racine, and Debcrges, Kenosha. The Student Art Show has been running every spring for many years. Each year, a well-known art i st picks, from theentries.pieces worthy of first, second and third prizes. This year, Christel-Anthony Tucholke, an accomplished Wisconsin artist, will be juried. "The art show gives the students a taste of the real world," Professor Douglas DeVinny said. He feels that the competition allows students to feel the pressures and experience the benefits, rewards, and hardships of real-life competition. The S3 entry fee associated with the art show is also a good measurement of reality, although most competitions' fees are much higher. Every student was invited to submit entries.and the competition was not limited to just art majors. The only major stipulation was that the pieces submitted must have been made at Parkside within the last two years. Tucholke personally selected the placing entries. DeVinny mentioned that this year's entries were all especially strong. The entries covered till mediums evenly, including paintings, drawings, prints and three-dimensional works. If you want to see the excellent work turned out by Parkside students, just drop in at the Communication Arts Art Gallery. Some examples of work from the UW-Parkside Student Art Show Continued from page 7 12-Steps to Recovery Meetings: Mon - Alcoholic Anonymous, 12- 1 p.m., Moln. D131; Mon - AlAnon, 12-1 p.m.,Moln.Dl33; Wed - Narcotic Anonymous, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D131; Fri - Alcoholic Anonymous Information/Drop In, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D131; Fri -Adult children of Alcoholics, 12-1 p.m., Moln.D133. For more information. Classifieds and Club Events call 553-2366. "Opportunities for Students" will be the topic discussed by Dr. Mary Ellen Conaway, Director of the Racine County Historical Society and Museum. The talk will be on Wed., April 25 at noon in Moln 324. All Anthropology Club events arc open to anyone interested. The marketing club, Pi Sigma Epsilon, also has their scheduled meetings every Wednesday at noon in Moln. D 137D (our office), it's a great way to gel experience and at the same time meet new and interesting people. Come check us out, you don't know what you're missing. Annual Juried Student ArtShow will be in the Comm. Arts Art Gallery through April 30. ChristelAnthony Tucholke, an accomplished Wisconsin artist, will be juried. For more information, contact Dawn Cochran at 634- 6437. Failte! For a bit o' the Blarney, drop into the Parkside Library Overlook Lounge on Thur., April 26th at 3:30p.m. Irish poet Michael O'Siadhail will pcrscnt a reading of his poems. Sponsored by the English Club and English Department, the reading is free and open to all. So come and beguiled by this professor and author of modem Irish at the Dubl in Institute of Advanced Studies. Sorry, no personals this week Monday 2 for 1 Cocktails 6:00 to Midnight Men s Night Men drink free from 8:00-11:00 p.m. Every Friclgy After Work Party from 4:00-9:00 p.m. Open bar with free tacos and pizza Wednesday Ladies Night Ladies drink free from 9:00 to Midnight Sqturflay 2 for 1 Cocktails 8:00-10:00 p.m. (beer and rail drinks only) Thgr^gy College Night beer, rail cocktails, Long Island Ice Teas, margaritas and daquris Suntfoy Young Adult NightUnder 21 6:00-10:30 p.m. LONDON U.S.A. - APR. 27 & Cocktail Lounge 6214 Washington Ave., Racine (corner of Hwy. 20 & Emmeretsen Rd.) (414) 886-4940 L Ranger Thursday, April 19, 1990 9 Golfers top elements, field at Stevens Point from Golfers, p. 12 and UW-Eau Claire lied for second wiiha413. They were followed in order by UW-Sioul,415, and UWStevens Point, 416. Brandt commented," For the first time in my life 1 actually putted thru snow." Schneider said," I hit a tee shot that was only visible for about 30 feci, then it was a matter of guess work on where the ball landed. Fortunately 1 found it." The team hopes that they will find the weather kinder on Sunday at Rainbow Springs in the Milwaukee School of Engineering Invitational. (Parkside Golf Results: $omte? ©pen Stevens Point Country Club - 72 April 16, 1990 Team Results: 1. UW-Parkside 403 2. Marquette University 413 3. UW- Eau Claire 413 4. UW- Stout 415 5 UW - Stevens Point (Purple) 416 6. UW - Whitewater 431 7. UW - Oshkosh 433 8. UW - Stevens Point (Gold) 438 9. UW- Platteville 440 10. M.S.O.E. 453 11. Madison Tech 457 12. Mid-State Tech 461 13. Ripon College 489 Parkside Results: Todd Schapp 78 Mark Schneider 81 Tom Agazzi 79 Steve Gcrbcr 83 Scott Brandt 81 Scott Frasch 87 Runners travel light from Vans, p. 11 Five of the eight team members decided to drive themselves to the meet, of that group four ran in the 5000m event. Chris Henkes competed in the event his first race in over a year, Derek Brown with a 16:01, Tim Reeves with a 16:47, and Kevin Wade ran his first race for Parksidc. The three runners who elected to remain behind at Parksidc ran time trials. Pat Kochanski ran the 800m in 1:58.0, Tracy Norstrom Injuries and Mother Nature continue to nag as team competes outdoors by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor The two biggest fears of any track coach heading into the outdoor season is the health of his runners and Mother Nature. So far both have been against women's head coach Mike DeWitt. On April 7th the team headed up to the Stevens Point Invitational for a seventeam meet without three of its better milers. Jenny Clark, Lorri DiBlieck, and Trisha Bryc all missed the meet with sickness. In addition temperatures were in the 40's, with a strong wind, both of which are not conducive to exceptional times. But the team was able to put all of that behind them and launch themselves to a second place finish which came down to the last race of the day. Parkside's71 pointsplaccd them well behind champion UWOshkosh which inked 226 points. Oshkosh scored points in every event except for the 10,000m run in which they had no entrants. In addition UW-0 won twelve of the eighteen events. DeWitt commented, "Oshkosh is a very good team but they arc mostly juniors and seniors. Our girls arc mainly freshmen and sophomores, so we look to give them stiff competition in the near future." In the 10,000m run Paula Stokran the 1500m in 4:22, and Pat Kuhlman completed the 5000m in 16:52. Coach Rosa stated,"The times were disappointing but the weather was bad and since it was the first race of the season the guys didn't know where they should be." Though Rosa did find a bright spot, "I was pleased with Kochanski's performance." The teams next meet will be this Saturday at Champaign, 111., vans permitting. NOW HIRING! at Los Compadres Restaurant We are hiring for summer and school year help. Waiters, waitresses, and bartenders. Full and part time, also flextime available. Stop and see us. 886-1455 6214-Wash. Ave. Racine man placed first with a time of 38:13, followed closely by Kristen Alioto in second at 40:01. Both of those times were the best ever at that distance for the pair. Stacy Kisting rounded out the group with a 41:40. At 3000m Tara Roy took eighth with a 11:02,at 1500m Amy Pagan placed third with a 5:01.4 and at 200m Annie Thayer finished second with 27.0 and Yolanda Finley placed third just two tenths of a second behind. In the400m event Finley broke her own one year old meet record with a :59.5 as she finished first That race was followed by the 5000m run with Michelle Meyer placing fifth at 19:18, Wendy Orlowski eighth at 19:51, Jill Kulas tenth at 20:10, and Holly Erickson eleventh at 20:22. Kulas and Erickson both beat their best cross country times by over two minutes. Then came the final event, the 4x400 relay and Parkside needed a third place finish in the race to secure second place in the meet. With one leg left in thcracc Parksidc found itself in fifth place behind two of the teams that it needed to defeat, Stevens Point and Eau Claire. It was up to Finley and she came through with a stellar performance pushing the team up to a much needed third place finish with a 4:14.8. At the conclusion of the meet DeWitt said, "I was impressed witfe. the way we came back after a stale meet, and ran well against good competition. With some better weather we will start to see some real good times. Everybody is getling focused." The team's next bout with Mother Nature came this past Saturday at the Eastern Illinois Invitational. With the holiday weekend and several runners still trying to shake illness, DeWitt gave the team the option of competing or taking the weekend off. So only eight runners made the trip down to compete in the cold, rainy weather. In the twenty-one school meet Parkside would have placed an unofficial 11th had the open meet been scored. In the open event of the 400m Lori Wilkens won with a lime of 1:02.0. This qualified her for the invitational finals in which she placed 13th. Finley placed eighth with a time of 59.38. The other highlight of the day was Paula Stokman's third place finish with a time of 17:50.4, her best time ever at that distance. The team's next meet is this weekend at Whitewater where the Rangers they will have their last chance to loosen up and get ready for the warmer weather. yo c C A A /V C F N T erf yen M / A / 0 "fctally natural SMARTFOO0 s Air poppod popcorn smothered in white Cheddar cheese ^^s^^riM^^^Range^ Rangers win fourth straight in wind-sweep of Carroll by Ty Webb of the Sports Staff The Ranger baseball team confronted the elements for another day in their season. This lime, the element was wind, one which doesn't make baseball enjoyable but is at least playable, Tuming what would havQbccn a nice, sunny afternoon into a chappcd-lip affair, 35 mph winds accompanied Carroll College to Ranger Field for a doublchcader last Tuesday. Coming into the game with a modest two-game winning streak, the Rangers looked to starter Jeff Fcnnrick in the firslgame toextend the run. The wind made its presence known immediately, turning a pair of harmless fly balls into base hits to lead off the Pioneer first. Gary Fritsch uncorked a wild throw on an ensuing double-steal, and Carroll had an early 1-0 lead. Later that inning, Carroll notched its second tally on a bounce out to short, giving them a 2-0 advantage by the end of the first. After getting a run in the first, the Rangers took their first lead of the afternoon in the second. After a long Jeff Rcikowski homcrun led off the frame, Ken Ncese singled home Don Keller to give the Rangers a 3-2 lead. Carroll reached Fennrick for a run to lie in the third, and the score remained knotted until the bottom of the fourth. Parksidc took advantage of three Pioneer errors, scoring four runs with just one hit. Fritsch made that hit count, a two-out, two-run double to cap the rally and put the Rangers ahead to stay at 7-3. Ron Wilke, who has been on a tear of late, put the finishing touches on the Ranger offensive in game one, driving his second homcrun of the year to lead off the sixth and give Parkside a 10-4 lead. 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Konczal struck out five, while giving up just three hits, retiring eight of the final nine hitters he faced. In the nightcap, the Pioneers again scored first, this time manufacturing a run in the second with a walk, a stolen base, and a base hit against starter Steve Leonhard. Parkside got that run back, along with all the support they would need in their half of the second as they scored three times. Dominic Dclrose led of the inning with a base hit, and he was balked to second. He moved to third on a ground out, and scored on Mark Thompson's fielder's choice. Stan Dcdrich walked with two out in the frame, and he was brought around by Bob Brielmaicr's first roundtrippcr of the season, an opposite field shot, to put the Rangers on top, 3-0. By day's end, Briclmaicr would have three hits and four RBIs in his second start of the year. Carroll's Steve Carpenter joined the afternoon's homcrun club in the fourth, hiuing a solo shot with one out to cut the Ranger lead to 3-2 against Leonhard. By this lime, the gusiy winds had died down, and something resembling baseball weather finally greeted die team. Parksidc nursed their lead until the sixth, when their bats warmed along with the temperature as they erupted for eight runs, their biggest one-inning output of the year, banging out nine hits in the frame. Five consecutive singles began the inning, as Bonofiglio, Thompson, and Stan Dcdrich all collected a pair of hits in the sixth as the Ranger lead climbed to 11-2. Tim Cates came on to work the seventh, giving up a pair of hits before ending the game with a popout, striking out a pair in the process. Leonhard notched his third victory of the season, working six innings and allowing just five hits as the Rangers winning streak moved to four. The sixtccn-hit attack was Parkside's largest of he t year, as their team batting average climbed to an even .300. The victory moved them to within three games of the .500 level, at 7-10. The Rangers next action will come on Friday, as they travel to Illinois to take on North Park in an afternoon doublchcader starting at 3:00. Those same two teams will again meet Monday, this time at Ranger field in a 1:00 start. Jinx, UW-Milwaukee trounced in twinbill from Parkside, p. 12 frames for Parkisde, but he gave up only one run while stranding five Panthers on base. Showing signs of fatigue, Kalinowski gave way to reliever Dan Langcndorf who went the rest of the way, retiring the side in order in three of the final four innings. Langcndorf recorded five strikeouts, and saw his only trouble in the fifth when Milwaukee reached him fortwo runs with three singles and a pair of walks. Those runs came after the Rangers had already built a 9-1 lead, as Dominic Dclrose knocked in his second and third RBIs of the game with a single in the second, followed by the Rangers ninth tally in the fifth as he bounced into a double play which scored Armand Bonofiglio. Dclrose, who was two for three on the afternoon, drove in his seventh run in just 25 at bats. As a team, the Rangers banged out 12 hits in game two, with every man in the starting line-up getting at least one hit. Even with scoring nine runs, the Rangers let Milwaukee off easy in the night cap, as 13 runners were stranded, eight of which were in scoring position. Reikowski and Fritsch joined Dclrose in the multi-hit category, as each registered a pair of hits in three at bats The Parkside pitching combination of Kalinowski and Langcndorf allowed just five hits in seven innings of work. LangcndorFswin moved his record to 2-1, as the Ranger's overall mark stood at 5- 10 by day's end. For the day, Parkside out hit the Panthers 19-9, with all of Milwaukee's hits being limited to the one-base variety. "Any lime we can beat that club, boy it really feels good,"said head coach Red Oberbrunncr. "Now it's lime for this ball club to gel together and start going places." UW-PARKS1DE AT UW-MILWAUKEE (GAME 1) Parkside ab r h rbi Milwaukee ab r h rbi Necsc-ss 3 1 1 2 Grzkwscz-2b 4 0 0 0 Klebcsadel-rf 4 0 1 1 Recscman-cf 3 0 0 0 Bonofiglio-cf 3 1 0 1 Edwardson-rf 3 0 0 0 Gauthicr-lf 3 1 9 0 Rabchl-lb 1 0 1 0 Fritsch-c 2 1 0 0 Michcls-dh 3 1 0 0 Wilke-dh 3 0 0 0 Rakas-ss 3 0 1 0 Caccioppo-lb 3 1 2 0 Cistaro-lf 3 1 1 1 Kellcr-3b 1 0 1 1 McGinlcy-c 3 0 1 1 Rcbro-2b 3 1 0 0 Jankowskiob 2 0 0 0 Totals 25 6 7 4 Schulcr-nh 1 0 0 0 Totals 26 2 4 ? RANGERS 2 0 0 - 10 0 - 3 - 6 7 1 PANTHERS 0 2 0 - 0 0 0 - 0 -- 2 4 3 Parkside IP H R ER BB SO LemmermannfW^7 4 2 2 2 5 Milwaukee IP H R ER BB SO Hetland (L 0-2) 7 7 6 3 4 3 E-Necsc; McGinlcy, GrzcszkiewiczJankowski. LOB-Parkside 6 Milwaukee 5. 2B-Nccsc. SB -Grzeszkiewicz.Michels. Cistaro. UW-PARKSIDE AT UW-MILWAUKEE (GAME 2) Parkside ab r h rbi Milwaukee ab r h rbi Necsc-ss 5 1 1 0 Polcwaczyk-ss 2 1 0 0 Klcbcsadcl-rf 1 3 1 0 Cistaro-lf 3 1 1 0 Bonofiglio-cf 3 1 1 1 Yagodinski-dh 3 1 1 0 Gauthicr-lf 5 0 1 0 Rabchl-lb 4 0 1 0 Fritsch-c 3 2 2 1 Olcjnik-c 3 0 1 1 Dclrose-dh 5 1 2 3 Maas-2b 3 0 0 0 Rcikowski-lb 3 1 2 2 Thiclc-rf 2 0 1 1 Thompson-2b 3 0 1 0 Michels-cf 2 0 0 0 Kellcr-3b 3 0 1 0 Rccsman-3b 3 0 0 0 Totals 31 9 12 7 Totals 25 3 5 3 RANGERS 5 2 0 - 0 2 0 - 0 - 9 12 0 PANTHERS 0 0 1 - 0 2 0 -0 - 3 5 3 Parkside IP H R ER BB SO Kalinowski 3 2 1 1 4 1 Langcndorf(W) 4 3 2 2 2 5 Milwaukee IP 11 R ER BB SO Gambatcsc(L) 3 2/3 8 7 3 4 0 Weber 1 1/3 3 2 2 2 1 Daniels 2 1 0 0 2 3 ^ ^ / v M W Fritsch. SB-Necse. CS-Rcikowski. UKSDhV [HijRSD^v mm .1 SMURDW 50$ Tappers • $2.75 Pitchers JL BeerJ S f j • w f l B 8 W « a a ' 1 s t Prin k"^ ? ! • jglg Ladies Night o\* I la 50^0(iO* Ik* TtfovOu} ojYour Favorite Music By Your Favorite DJ. I v Try Your Luck At Music Trivia C And Come Join The Locomotion Wit phctobyToddGocn, PARKSIDE RANGER Pam Hosp slaps the tag on a runner in a Lady Ranger win at Petrified Springs Park. Split with St. Xavier puts Lady Rangers at 22-7 by Ted Mclntyre of the Sports Staff The Rangers closed out this week on Monday against St. Xavier of Chicago, splitting a twinbill with the Cougars. The first game saw St. Xavier scoring one in the first w i th Parkside getting two in its half of the third. The game was then scoreless until. $lauer of the 'Week... with two outs in the bottom half of the seventh, Cougar's third baseman Rochcllc Macy tripled to right center, scoring two and boosting St. Xavier'to a 3-2 victory. Parkside was out hit by Sl Xavier, 10-4, as the offense wasted a good pitching performance by Karen Livescy (8-3), who went the distance in the loss Later that same night, the Swinging a magical wand Congratulations this week go out to Kim Vandcrbush of the women's softball team. Vandcrbush, a senior third baseman for the Rangers, has played outstanding ball of late for Parkside compiling some incredible numbers in leading the Rangers to their number six national ranking. jj Vandcrbush leads the team with an incredible .458 balling average, f a.566 slugging percentage and an on-base percentage of 541. Vandcrbush also is perfect in stolen base attempts with 28 without > flB being gunned down. She has hit safely in 23 of 29 games this season and j lB has 17 hits in her last 27 at bats. Her eye is as good as her bat as she has i fl drawn 14 walks on the season to just five strikeouts. Vandcrbush is equally apt in the field with a .995 fielding percentage committing just one error at first base. v Last season, Vandcrbush set a record with 66 stolen bases as she was named to the District 14 all-tournament team. Vanderbush has hit safely in the Rangers last eight games and scored 14 limes, leading the Rangers to a 5-2 record this past week. So, for her tremendous efforts this past week and record setting pace all season, the RANGER congratulates Kim Vanderbush as player of the ^ . , , r weck #17 Vanderbush from Women, p. 12 the road again and up to Oshkosh for the Rangers in a one day-three game road trip. In game one Parkside went against host Oshkosh. The Titans committed six errors allowing five runs to the Rangers, only one of which was earned. Livescy held Oshkosh to three hits giving up a solo homcrun in the 5-1 victory. Vanderbush continued her hot streak going two for three with two stolen bases. In game two the Rangers took on the Cardinals from North Central College in Naperville. Jeanne Esselman (4-1) tossed a three hitter giving up one unearned run in the seventh. Rachel Siclaff dialed eight (for long-distance) with a runner aboard to knock in Parkside's final two runs in the 5- 3 win. In game three at Oshkosh, Parkside lost its sixth of the season « to UW-Superior. Superior led off the top of the second with a run after Parkside committed an error. Parkside came back in the bottom of the third with three runs, one a solo over the fence shot by Tracy Burbach. In the Superior half of the fourth, the Yellowjackets put together five hits including a double and home run to score seven runs. Hansen, now 9-2, got the loss with a final score of 5-3. Vans won't travel, so neither do runners Rangers opened up with two in the first and three in the second. St. Xavier managed two runs before the game was called in the sixth by the umps due to rain and darkness. Parkside out hit its opponent 10-8 as Burbach, Sue Palubicki and Siclaff all went 2-3 at the plate. Parkside is now 22-7 on the season and ranked sixth by the NAIA coaches poll. by Jared Brieske of the Sports Staff Parkside's most formidable opponent of in its firstoutdoor meet of the men's track season was transportation. This past Saturday the team was scheduled to compete at the University of Illinois Chicago, but of the team's two available vans neither would start. Since athletes cannot drive themselves to competition representing UW-Parksidc, and coach Lucian Rosa had no working vans, the runners were faced with only two options. They could either drive themselves to the meet and compete as an unattached runner, 2 or they could run time trials at Parkside against each other, see Runners, p. 9 Range^Thursda^^A£riM9^9^^2 Women charge through busy part of schedule 12 Thursday. April 19. 1990 Ranger S P O R T S Rangers win fourth straight Double Dip: Parkside's Ken Neese turns a double play against Carroll College in their game sweep of the Pioneers. Story on p. 10 Th e We e k Ah e a d Men's Baseball: 04/20 at North Park, IL. 3:00 04/23 HOME vs. North Park 1:00 04/26 at North Central, IL, 2:00 Women's Softball: 04/21-22 at Mt. Mercy, IA (tourney) TBA 04/24 at DePaul University 4:00 04/2S HOME vs. N.C.E 4:00 Women's Track: 04/21 at UW-White water Invite Men's Track: 044; 1 at lllint Class,,. • Golfers net title at Point Open by Jeff Reddtek Asst. Sports Editor Snow, sleet, rain, and heavy winds. Sound like the perfect day for to go golfing. Well, not exactly. But that is what the UW-Parkside golf team was up against in its first competition of the season this past Monday. Competing in the Pointer Open at the Stevens Point Country Club, the team faced all of these natural obstacles. Despite everything seemingly going wrong, the team was able to take home the championship trophy by an amazing eleven strokes. The team was led by mcdalistTodd Schaap who fired a six over par 78 to tie for second place on the individual list. Finishing fourth was Tom Agazzi with a 79, Mark Schneider and Scott Brandt tied for sixth at 81. Steve Gerbcr rounded out the official scoring for the Rangers with an 83. The only Ranger score to be dropped (as only the top five count for team totals) was Scott Frasch's 87. Parkside played solid golf throughout the day and was never seriously challenged. Though the race for second through fifth was very close, with Marquette see Golf, p. 9 oo SCORE SUMMARY, p. 9 Jinx begone: Parkside sweeps Panthers by Ty Webb of the Parkside Ranger The Parkside baseball team proved a lot, especially to themselves, last Thursday as they swept a doublcheadcr from the UW-Milwaukee Panthers. They not only won their first twinbill of the 1990 campaign. but they also proved they could win a tight ball game in the process against a team which has held a jinx over them the past two years. "That was the first complete baseball game we've played all year", said assistant coach. Scott Barter. "We played seven solid innings and really proved we can play good baseball for an entire game." While the Rangers have played good in spurts this year, thcyhaven't been able to put a good effort in for an entire contest, much less two games. Even in their beating of UW-Madison. there were a few letups. and the Rangers gave the first game of that meeting away. Not so on this day. Parkside committed only one error in 14 innings, and that error turned out to be a harmless one in the fifth inning of game one. "If this team was looking for something to get the season going, this should definitely be it," said Jeff Lemmermann. winning pitcher in game one. 'There is such a rivalry between us and Milwaukee." Lemmermann wasablc to hold the Panthers to just four hits in game one, going the distance for his first victory of the year. He was in trouble twice, once in the second when Milwaukee scored their only two runs with a pair of two-out singles, each with runners at the corners. The other lime was in the fourth, with twoon and one out. He was able to work out of that jam, getting a ground out and a fly out to end the inning. Offensively, the Rangers managed seven hits, and took the lead for good in the fourth when Don Keller singled home Gary Fritsch with two outs. In the seventh, they put the game out of reach with a three-run rally, highlighted by Ken Neese's two-run double to deep left-center field. MikeCaccioppo and Dave Rebro scored on that bomb, and the Rangers cruised to a 6-2 victory as Lemmermann worked a 1-2-3 seventh, recording his sixth strikeout of the game enroutc. The Rangers used the victory in game one to springboard to an early lead in game two, taking advantage of three Panther errors in the first inning. That, coupled with four Ranger hits, led to a fiverun first. JeffReikowski'stworun double was the major blow, coming with two outs and the bases loaded. Starter Ross Kalinowski struggled somewhat in the first three see Jinx, p. 10 Women play through busy, six-game stretch at 4-2 by Ted Mclntyre of the Sports Staff Ranger Softball hit the Windy City to take on Division one U. Illinois-Chicago. Parkside found the field to be horrendous as rains left the infield in quicksand-like conditions, putting a damper on the Ranger effort offensively and defensively as the Flames won, 9-4, Wednesday. Parkside managed just five hits to 13 by the Flames. Pitcher Karen Livesey got the loss dropping her record to 7-2 on the season. Defensively the Rangers comiucd an uncharacteristic seven errors. Game two was called due to the terrible weather and field conditions. The next day Parkside bounced back to take two from Lakeland College. In game one, freshman Jeanne Esselman recorded her third win of the season, allowing ten hits. Up 2-0 in the fifth, Parkside put together a big rally scoring three runs. In that inning, catcher Kathy Livesey doubled, Wendy Sackman and Kim Vandcrbush tripled, and Sue Palubici hit a solo homerun. Lakeland came up with two-run innings in the sixth and seventh, but fell short by the final score of 5- 4. In game two, Beth Hansen went the distance striking out four, giving up only four hits, as the Rangers trounced its opponents 12-0. Parkside put up some big numbers scoring four in the second, three in the third, and five in the fourth. Vandcrbush paved the way offensively for Parkside going three for three with a triple and four RBI's. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 21, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. General ed requirement to be changed in 1994 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document l Editorial... The SafeWalk Program has experienced decreased use and may be cancelled. See it on Page 4 nside ... University art faculty creates aesthetics fora cause. Page3 Gabe examines the merits and demerits of marrying off his best friend. Page 4 The Volunteer Center pre- sents their "volunteer of the week"yearlyreview. Page6 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 28 Alan R. Cook News Writer Majorcurriculum changes wi II be implemented for lbe Fall 1994 ocademic term, as a result of a carefully considered and crafted proposal submitted to UW- Parkside's Faculty Senate by the lith General -ducation Task Force, a As. campu -wide faculty committee. 186- Theproposal was unanimously approved and adopted at an April 20 Senate meeting. ~3() According to the Task Force clOr Proposal,''The Faculty of the Uni- l45 'crsily of Wiseon in-Parksidc is committed to providing opponuni- tes for undergraduate students to ~PI develop their analytical and prob- '" em-sotvmg kills, to develop un- en call delSlandings of theirs and other's 7). teltures and ethniciiies, 10 develop ilie skills and awareness necessary lorcitilens of an advanced techno- klgicalsociety, and todevelop hab- 1~ of mind that promote life-long learning, re ponsible action and mdependentthinking. The General Education Pro- gram at the University of Wiscon- sin-Parkside is a plan that incorpo- rates a variety of courses and ex pe- nences, designed collectively to fulfill the process and content prin- ciples noted above." . In order to more effectively Incorporate these goa-s into Parkside's curriculum, the Task Force suggests anum ber of changes. One of the most important changes proposed is a one credit Freshman Seminar. Its purpose is threefold, according to Dr. Arthur L. Dudycha, professor of business management and co-chair of Gen- eral Education Task Force. "The primary purpose of the Freshman Seminar is to assist Stu- dents in making a suecessful tran- sition to the University and to the. aeadem ic process. II will be de- signed 10 let students know what a collegeeducauon isall about., what they should expect to get out of it," explains Dudycha. Continued on Page? French Club dulls the blade in Bastille Day celebration Nick Zahn ews Editor Eleven Parkside students and jWllfessors found themsel ves under !be bladeof the guillotine W cdnes- dayApril 21. The event, spon- SOred by the French Club, honored Bastille Day in an effort to raise IIIOneyfor lbe club. The crowd bid for the oppor- lUnityto execute lbeir favorite (or leastfavorite) professor or student 011 amock guillotine. Bids went as highas $ I9 a head. Students and faculty had been ~inated and subsequently issued I Writeof Arrest. The French Club marched from the Union bridge area to 'llLLC Main place weretheguillo- Unewasconsuucted and the"crimi- nals"awaited trail. During lbe marchlbe French students attracted lItention by chanting "No more finals,off wilb lbeir heads." The "criminal" charges ranged lromneedless use of chalk to Lak- ~gasabbatical inorder 10 work for ~eClinton Administration. Gaven DeGrave, upon reading the charges, gave the accused 10 10 15 seconds to make a statement in defence. The crowd was not moved to sympathy by anything the accused said. In fact, comments such as, "you are not worthy to suck the slime off my feet" and "I am not a crook" only prompted the masses to demand a swift chopping. The more insulting lbe criminal, the higher lbe bid to let lbe blade fall upon his head. The group was dressed in 18th century costumes courtesy of Kim Esteveland lbearistocracy awaited execution eating lunch at a table complete wilb food, drink, candle- opera, and cake. This year's traitors were: Dr. Buenker, Dr. Christoph, Dr. DeVinny, Dr. Greenfield, WOOl Hohenstaufen, Dr. Holmes, Dr. Lindner, Dr. McGuire, Andrew Patch, Edris Saldana, and Madame Zepp. This was the 3rd Annual Bastille day at Parkside. Past trai- IOrs have included: Dr. Sheila Kaplan, Dr. Cohen,and Eric Bovee. THURSDAY, APRlL 29,1993 ~Ue UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - P ARKSIDE now General ed requirement guy to be changed in 1994 'eat. of I ~!y rear Ra"!c' News photo by Mike Pauporc Le~ D~laney. Susan Mclntyre and Jennifer Boris put on the charm in order to sell brats and com to raise money for the Um~ersll~ Drama Club. Al,lare. incostume for "Guys and Dolls," the last of this year's Plays at Parkside series. The musical WIll be presented thiS Fnday and Saturday evenings at7 p.m. Balcony, sealing remain for both shows. Tickets are $7 for students. $8 for non-students and can be reserved at ext. 2564. ' African refugee problem discussed Marquita Hynes News Writer Are refugees from the New World Order or are they finding relief in the New World Order? Now that theCold War is over, more refugees are being pro- duced. Is the New World Order to blame? The Hom of Africa presentation on April 21 in Molinaro 107discussed thesedif- ficult questions. Dr. Terry Plater, African scholar and professor of urban planningatUW-Milwaukee,gave a two hour lecture and slide pre- sentation, which provided a fuller picture of lbe refugee problem. Allbough the program focused on lbe countries contained wilbin the horn of Africa (Somalia, Ethiopia,lbeSudanand Djibouti), Plater made it clear lbat any per- son in any cpuntry could become a refugee. She hopes that the atrocities occurring in Yugoslavia have made that point clear. "Refugees on television make us feel that they're always going to be like that. So, we then feel that we have no responsibility to them - that we can't help them," said Plater. However, she says, there are solutions 10 the refugee problem. Plater prefers local integration solutions. She believes that an orgaization in Ethiopia, staffed by Ethiopians, does a much better job at integrating refugees back into the country than does an outside organi- zation such as the United Nations. Not all outside help was criti- Ciled, however. UNICEF and Save lbe Children are two groups that she has been impressed with through her research and field work in Africa. The non- governmental agencies, according to Plater, are more personal, know lbe language of the country they are working in, and are deeply com- mutcdtosolving iheproblem. They do not want people to be perma- nent refugees. Refugees are people who flee their homeland due toenvironmen- tal and political reasons. "The real problem is Political and... the just distribution of resources," stressed Plater. Inlcuded in the political rea- sons for refugeeism were: inde- pendent struggles, internal ethnic conflict, class conflict, and inter- elite power struggles. Such com- plex reasons behind the problem are still solvable, believes Plater. Her knowledge of research materi- als dealing with lbe problem and lbe solutions are deLailed and ex- tensive, and she is readily willing to share her expertise wilb lbose who are interested in the subject. The Hom of Africa lecture Continued on Page 2 • Disability Awareness Week closes with lecture and discussion Gregory M. Gauthier News Writer UW-Parks idecompleted this years' Disabilities Awareness Week acti,vities wilb ashortsemi- nar Thursday, describing the Americans With DisabilitiesAct, and a panel discussion on !:riday involving several disabled mem- bers bf lbe KenoshajRacinC'com- munity, a University alumni, and several UW-Parkside employees. Thursday afternoon's lecture on the Americans Wilh Disabi Iities Act was held in the library's second floor Overlook Lounge at3 p.m., and was given byBonnie Peterson, a member of theNatioal Federation of lbe Blind. Peterson, who is visually disabled, was an active panicipant in efforts supporting the passage of ADA leg- islation in Congress in 1989 and 1990. The presenLation, which was given before asmall group ofUW- Parks ide employees and students, focused mainly on the broader is- sues surrounding the act itself, and several of iis most imporLant provi- sions. Pelerson stressed the Act's emphasis on equality of opportu- nity, flexibility incompliance, and it'S foundation based upon com- promise with competing interests, Continued on Page 2 ______________ ------------- I Tns RASGER NEWS, Page 2 General ed requirement changed Continued from Page I "Its secondary purpose is to provide an orientation to the Uni- versity an awareness of services offered a guide to correct con- duct ... an understanding of poli-. cies and procedures." Its third pur- pose is to provide students with skills in "information literacy." Students will learn how to use the library, its resources and its elec- tronic data bases. "This component of theFresh- man Seminar will eventually come to replace the currently used li- brary Workbook," Dudycha states. Another significant change pro- posed by the Task Force is the discontinuation of English 102. " The research paper require- ment is being replaced with em- phasis on research and writing in breadth of knowledge courses and the majors," states the Proposal. Math 102, a general course de- signed for arts and humanities stu- dents will be introduced, as an al- ternative means of satisfying basic computational skills requirements. Dudycha hastens to add that "stu- dents already here will not be ef- fected by these changes." Current students will be ex- pected to fulfill the requirements of the catalogue from the year in which they entered. Asked about how these changes will be imple- mented, Dudycha admits, "There are always so many loose ends to a proposal like this. There are quite a number of items will that will need tobe clari- fied before full irnplementation takes place ... The general Aca- demic Steering Committee will have its work cut out for them." Disability Awareness Week Continued from Page 1 stating that the Act's intent was to "meet each other half way." Sensitive to vocal concerns over some of the legislation's more . controversial provisions, Peterson stated, "Noone isexpected to have all the answers ...there is space to experiment," further pointing out that "neither side is going to be completely satisfied" with the law. When questioned as to why there was a need for ADA, since most of its provisions already ex- isted insome form inother legisla- tion, she responded that ADA helped to organize "all of those elements under one resource," and that ADA provided a more formal process under which cases of dis- crimination could be resoJved. The final event, which oc- curred Friday afternoon in Union 104-106, was apanel of discussion with several members of the KenoshalRacine Disabled Commu- nity. Included among the panelists were a Kenosha businessman and political activist, a dental office secretary, a sales representative, and an accomplished criminal and business attorney. Present in the audience were Dr. William Streeter, Assistant Chancellor, Dale Wheeler, chemistry instructor.and several other University students and employees. Much of the discussion at the meeting was centered on the ac- complishments ofeach panel mern- ber, and how they hadeach learned tocope with and succeed inspite of ttheir disabilities. As phrased by Gerry Miller, the Kenosha attor- ney, "the only handicap is a bad attitude ...a disability does not have to be a handicap." Other points of interest dis- cussed included how other family members learn to cope with dis- abilities and a brief description of how someofthe ADA's new provi- sions would be affecting the Kenosha/Racine area. Soup and bread were served to attendees of the panel discussion, which was organized by Andrea Davis, a member of the college Committee for Disability Aware- ness Week. Thursday, April 29 Foreign Film Series: "Ju Dou'' (China) 7:30 Union Cinema. $,5 UWP Men's Baseball at Lewis U; Romeoville, IL; 2pm. RB-JAZZ-FUNK; Wax Lips, Union Square, 8:30, free. Musical- Guys and Dolls - Matinee at lOam, COMMART Theatre Friday, April 30 Athletics, - UWP pool, gyms, etc. available for walk-in use for students UWP Women's Softball at home vs. UW-Stevens Point, 3 pm, Doubleheader. Musical- "Guys and Dolls", COMMART Theatre, Students and Seniors, $7; Others, $8, Matinee at 10 am, evening at 7 pm. Jazz Vocal Ensemble - CART 0-118, Noon, free. Saturday May 1 UWP Men's Track & Field- Wisconsin Open, Madison, WI, Noon. UWP Women's Softball at home vs. College of St. Francis, lpm. UWP Women's Track - LaCrosse Track Classic, Ipm, UW -LaCrosse. UWP Men's Baseball at Northern Kentucky in Highland Heights, KY (5\1 at Zpm and 5'2 at l l am). Foreign Film Series - "fu Dou" (China) 8pm, Union Cinema, $5 Musical c-c Guys and Dolls, COMMART Theatre, Students and Seniors, $7, Others, $8; 7pm. Sunday, May 2 Foreign Film Series - "Ju Dou" (China), Union Cinema, 2pm; $5 Monday, May 3 UWP'Men's Baseball al home vs. Concordia, Ipm. Tuesday, May 4 UWP Women's Softball at UW-Whitewater, 3pm, Doubleheader. UWP Jazz Ensemble, Tim Bell, dir. Students and Seniors, $2; Adults, S5; 7:30, COMMART Theatre. • Wednesday May 5 UWP Men's Baseball at Home vs. UW-Oshkosh lpm, Doubleheader. UWP Guitar Ensemble, Gee. Lindquisl, dir. ; Noon, free, CART 0-118. April29, 1993 ~ . .. - / Amencan minonty conference ~ Juan A. Reynoso Ydunatesaid,"Itwasaverye' r b l . nJoy_ . Feature Writer a e trip, and I learned a lot fr his exoeri am t IS expenence." The Hispanic group "Ac . L . .. . Cion anna, which consists of 6P k, 'd d' a~ Sl e stu ems, performed Frid April 2 from 8-10 p.m. Theyp:: III ticipated 10 a play called L ¢l' V di d "( m en os, the sell-outs). The l3! play, written by Luis M. Valde ;;j ridicules stereotypical thinking b Z ' ~ following up on an oddball sy; ill belie premise - the sale ofmexican r;g robots to then-governor Ronald '" Reagan's administration in Cali- j'.6 fornia. Valdez is best known for ~ his hit movie "La Barnba," which "" he wrote and directed. The three day event wasasue. 13k cess according to many students 'JtU who attended. This conference is held every year, but at different college campuses SO in order to find out where the nextonewill be, please contact the CECA office. Video lectures, Job Fair ex- hibit workshops and student pre- sentations were the universal is- sues discussed during the 10th an- nual American Minority confer- ence at the University of Wiscon- sin-Eau Claire, April 2-4. This year's conference theme was, "Celebrating a Decade of Change: Looking to the Future." A student/staff panel discussion was held at the end of the confer- ence and enabled the students to ask any questions about the three day event. Faculty and staff attending were Anthony Brown, Walter Gutierrez, and Lucia Herrera. A total of 32 students also attended the three day event, which was open to college students only. University of Wis- consin-Parkside student Joseph 13\1 ~ If' tlI Campus clean up promotes- Earth Day involvement Nick Zahn News Editor Last Friday, April 23, in com- memoration of Earth Day, The Recycling Task Force sponsored a campus clean up. The Recycling Task Force is a committee formed by Chancellor Kaplan and is in- tended to promOle recycling and environmental awareness. Students and faculty who were interested intaking part in the clean up meet at the Union Information desk at noon. In a hour's worth of work the volunteers filled four 55 gallon garbage bags with trash found in the wooded area near the Comm Arts building and on the Refugees !J\l illl lawn adjacent to the University. Id Faculty that participated were Eva Frink, Ricci Knutson, Robbie :11 Mabry, Joyce Wisch, and Mary Ill' Ruetz. The student was Larry iii Reutz, liel Said Mary Reutz, "We'd like oere to see this become a regular Eanh I)in Day event with more student and 1111 faculty involvement. It's upsetting ~1 to see the disregard for our cam- pus." Ilon TheRccyclingTaskForcehas ~ih already planned programs and n I events for next fall. One suchpro- oisl gram is the Pile Up Project. Alu- ~rl minum, Plastic galas and metal will ",e be recycled in and effort to reduce is waste. A VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES One-Time Event needs YOU. If you have musical talent and enjoy performing, you may be interested in playing an instrument &/or singing at the Brookside Care Center's Mother's Day Tea on Sunday, May 9th a12:00 PM. The public will be invited. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Foster Care Program in Kenosha requests child care. Provide child care for pre-school children (0-5) while foster parents attend training. Read stories, hold, soothe and feed between 7:30am and 12:3Opm. Makethisasmall group ritu project that can help children with special needs. ~Ie~ ~g Training limes being planned. If you are a psychology or sociology major and are looking for experience, read on. Racine's Safe Havcn Holline tfd t Operator training will begin the end of May for 35 hours. Learn hoW to rOr respond La family and personaJ problems and be there when people needyou. ~UOI Women's Horizons in Kenosha has scheduled their sheller care lraining the ;Urn end of May for a total of 18 hours. If you can relate to women who have been ~ICl.l battered or are willing to learn, see Carol in lhe Volunteer Officc. ir\ Fe~tival on the Lake ...Afro Festneeds booth workers. Volunteer for a3hour ~e shift on July 2, 3 or 4 al the Festival Site in Racine. Sell raffles, food or ~ merch~dise. Be scheduled to work with a friend. Free entrancc. Enjoy the ~ fun. SIgn up in the Volunleer Office NOW. ~ Go to Voll!T).$.er Office, WLLC-Dt75 for more infonnation or call Carol at, ~'as 595-2011. led Continued from Page I discussion was the third install- ment in a series sponsored by the Center for International Studies in cooperation with the Ceter for Eth- nic Studies. Approximately 30 people attended the presentation, which was followed by an open question session. Concluding the series in the spring semester will be a program r~ entitled, "United Slates Irnrnigra- fUl<! tion Policy," which is scheduled ~cl for May 5. 'Ie The 11m Ills ~~ I~ It, Itti Ike Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 27, April 29, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. QUE: An alien concept Issue Volume 20, issue 27 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document INSIDE LOOK aillldllt o1 Champion• 'Youn • happy in lfe as you - ,..,, __ People haY8 coo- "'" f,eir own happiness, and ..,_ tlAllliesa II wtlhin._• ltlted --· See Page3 Llldnlllp Conference '1111 c:rinnce was a very good expe,tera .. .ard well-timed. ft was able m make the students able to ma llemselves on lhe r concerns i90llq the environment in which Illy wt." stated La Jude See Pag 3 New Recycling Polley ~ by Gary Goetz., Assistant Cta1081or of Admbistratio and Fiscal Allan, fie ~ ls aimed at recyclr'Jlwt~amotlltof ~refuse possible hou,jlou1 the univefSily. ComldyotErrors ~of Errors' ffllllls ml excellenl perbmaiice lor llllwnlles Iha! See Page3 =:nnw,y ~ plays _.. ., ..... ,\... "I'll\ ... ~,,. lllllcl LNVan Dykt See Page4 Dlllblllty Awarene• 1!ecause of 1he steteotypes, I feel if emplo)e,s ..ar1 get arWld twring els• abled people lhey wil .," stated Gary Nlptllw SeePage7 Edllorlll Kudos go out '> Chancellor Kaplan for her pd:ipation in Olsabiity Aware- ,_ Week. The edik>r•~, cats for more lrwotYement on campus from f19 lffllrlity admlristration. See Page811 leltn to the Edttor See who has a cn,el SeePlge819 QU~: An alien concept C. Elise Shelley tion of lhe Quality u . . N W • lllVCISlty ews rtter F.nvironment (QUE.) The · • tba What is~ "Que" entity tt:restwa,good,andthefollo:. t keeps showing up on sign., iDg goals were sec ~d boxes all over UW-Park- 1. Treat all manbers of the side? Actually QUE is a UW- campus community as Parkside staff and faculty orga- guests. nization that was born out of a 2. Make the campus environDisneyland-sponsaed seminar ment "user-friendly." last stllTlmer. 3. Develop a ream commitment to service. Carol Cashen, Cathy 4. Examine all services proWyler, Diana Sharp and Sue videdtoensinthatlheconJohnson auended the seminar cept of quality/value hu on creating a better wen envi- been added. ronment and came back with S. Maximize quality serviu some goods ideas to share with by providing effective and the rest o{ the staff. Their main efficientoperatingsystans. focus was 00 developing better 6. Create and implement a rerelaJ.ims between management wardsySlanforqualityscr- ;:!;! employees at UW - ~ice~ October 29th mem~ aboutthemeeting, Diana Sharp stated that "Gary Grace led the discussion of possible areas of concern on which to concenA meeting was held in October to determine PQtential interest in the project. to set goals and then to begin irnplemcnra- ColllilllU!d 011 Page 2 I Can Do Anything UW-Parkside, Kenosha and Racine celebrate Earth Day 1992 sored by the Geo9cience Cub UW-Parkside'sEanbDaywill and 1:00pm Arecycling,eminar By Jackie Niles and The Racine Area Eath Day feamre two films. "De.1truction of is scbcduJed for 12:30 pm This News Writer Organization. The City of America's Old Growth Forest." event will Ibo feature• environUW-Pmbidewill Kcnosha'sKeepKenosbaBeaa• which will be shown• 10 am and menial wall where SIUdenls and celebrale :Earth Day on Tuesday, April 21,from9am to3pm inUn,er Main Place. This event is spontifu) Program will also partici- 12:00 pm, and "Busines.1 and Re- faculty will be able toexpress their pale in handing OU1 recycling cycling: A Wm-Win SilUltioo," thoughts on the environmental, infonnation. which will be shown• 11:00 am Co1lliluled 011 Page S Coffee Shoppe: service with a smile ...,,,_,.,,.,,.,....,. Sherry, MIiie, ad~ By Llde-S)luDoll Coralo familiar 90Ulld of Virginia. Millie. Staff Writer Sherry or Cindy, odawileknown "Bagel! ... Special!. To IS die Coffee Shoppe ladies. anyone who 11&1 been in die "The best pan of my job is my CoffceShoppO,neartheCof• co-workers and die SbidmM,• ~ fee Sbq,pe. or within a ooc Millie Vena. Vena bas been wi1b mile radius of it, Ibis is die ColllUIWd 01t POii 2 . • :...z.; Campus poUce end investigation ~'a~Polceended1Mirlnv 1lligallanconClffllng abecW fflllll'III. which COfUiMld nude""" angaolng In sexua1-.addll111dloChMoellN'Shelal<lplan. According to Dave OlilrcMlld. ..., of CalftPIII PobllldPIMcU.,,noalmf. nal ICI hal _,. ODfflffllnld and ... NidlnlllllbNnlUfflldwer 11» Steve Mal.alghln. DNn d Student lJle. CDIIClrNllg 1M IIUdlnl condud eode. LMtWHk. ...... ,.of PSQA.cllca ..... ClblCl1ne,_. ...-, 1n ........ mall em,11.-, ... 111dtoOtllnoll1Dr lClplln. ......,_d PW ......... ....., ... ................. .....,a,...,.._..,. ........ Dance stiH under investigation ThelJW.Paltclidedm ....................... onMlldlallMIMnlneat .................. ---A&.cardll19 to Oilfle Wllllt. Al all Pl 1DIN•rd.......,._Lle. ................. ...,,... ............. OIIDL ,_...._ __ .... ,.... 1M pila-- pl I ILi I f --·· ' •••• 't. ..................... , ... ,. .................. , ....... . In The News ~ . 1992 !T~•~IIANCD~~N~rws.~Pl~ag~e~2-;_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_~~~~~;~~~~~~~-------------==~-=-~==-~- weane~aa~ f rid a~ Special •Film: "My Girl" 7:00pm in the Union Cinema, $1 admission for students, $2 admission for guests (Sponsored by PAB) •International Day: Experience cuisine and folklore from all over the world in Main Place. (Sponsored by the Hispanic Organization of Parkside) •Film: "My Girl" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 admission for students, $2 admission for guests (Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board) •Dance: Pajama Jamy Jam, 8pm in the Union Square (Sponsored by AfricanAmerican Student Union) •Play: "Comedy of Errors" coming soon. April 24th & 25th and May 1st & 2nd Meet the Coffee Shop ladies Contin~dfrom Page 1 Professional Food Management. which is contracted as UWParlcside's food service. for 14 years. She commented that the students of today aren't that much different than the students of 14 years ago. "They're in just as much of a hurry now~ they were then. Students have a bard time. WOlting part-time and going to school. There's a lot of stress and we understand that.. Venameruiooedchalafta'traveling to Italy dlis smDIDU, retirement is a possibility. "The biggiesta,np1aiDltbeSIUdents bavc is lbcprm, but most of the students undeastand that there's nolhingweamdoabouttbal. • said Shmy Feest. Feest. wbobas been with PFM for 11 years. usually worts in the eady morning and is often the first to greet tbo9e customers wbobaven'tbadtbeirmoming coffee. "Thestudents,faculty and staff are really nice." commented FeesL Cindy Beihn.thenewestmember of the Coffee Shoppe crew, has been here a short five months. and said she enjoys working with the student help and all of the students as well. "The prices really are the biggest complaint. and we can understand that. and now with the limiting of the coffee shop hours studr.nts need to be u understanding as ever. Budget cuts are everywhere and we just do the best we c:aD to give the CUSIOIDerS the best senic:e we can.• "The Sllldmu of today are more mature than what they were 16 years ago; said a cbecnu1 Virginia Schullz. "Overall the studcots are great.• Virginia mentioned that it seemsuthough the same group of people came doWn to the Coffee Shoppe. "It's great because a lot of the students are more than faces in the crowd. We may not know their names. but it is nice to be with so many familiar faces." ~ of the Coffee Shoppe ladies try as much as possible to please the students. "If a student wants a specific kind of juice that we don't have we try to get it in for them." said Sherry. Through tbe years these ladies havepovidedmuchmorethanfood service. They have assisted studr.nts with their poblems. "Students will come tome with their problems. I do whatever I can," said Millie. The Coffee Shoppe ladies never seem 10 receive the recognition they desene. There's a comment box by the Coffee Shoppe window where students. faculty and staff can 1et Jeff Wade. Food Service Director l and the rest of tbe UW-Pmtside community know what a great job they are doing. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS AUC11CNlll l&IIED. Plrklidl Vou!-. Prai,lffl in-"' d ...,_.1:,rspa1..-11e1c1 in lid-Main Pll0I an fridar, t.111111 ~ 1~11JOPII. •--lbluw•l1ice. Clll5'15-2D11. Tuat EIL(BIGUIII MA.SECOND LANGUAGE). Tllifill br ._ Kanollll r.c..ny Lilnq Adian, h:. ii 191 IDr lilandi¥, May 4i1U PM, Tiuldlf, U., 711 ~ Saldlr, U., ltl 9-31JOPM, Thlnilf, lllr 14ti flam 6:30-8:1l0PM and Saalntlr, Mir 1811 from 1 ~ 3:SN. Hnil,ocrapparllilrlD ........... S..Cnin .. V...Olfial. BIID* IIEMFAIT' tEl.PERS. The Frilnds of twflcffl Halaw n apc111ai1Q a llncl raiMron Salunlly, May 91h. Thart need breakfast ...,.. and peopll ID dlan up. Two lhill-6:~~UIO Nhr t.U>-11:3> AM. Yo1ncu,.-help wil asailt in._ Cl0l1lnlllion of lhe nalUl9 unca.y;,.twatofcanpaoffHY31. ••Wllq---tom .. lllidlnolhlll. anzEN A1MJCA1D REGUESlED. 8ame a lrilnd ID ll -~ 4illblld Plfllll'I in lhe Aldnt .,._ Thil !Wading IICpnnc:9 ....... a11,-..oi1u11i111 ... lbtbliMin .. ,W.of peopllwilhdillbiNl•WII• blliewel!alpeopt~dilalii1ies lhaLtl bl Plocu:M ffllfflbals of Ill commllli1y. Cel Oebonil Ganaway at 634-6303 or Carol II 595-2011. For 111019 inlonnailn call 595-2011 « ,mp t¥ .. Career Ctmar. Volunteer of the Week June Grogan. a senior in communicadon wilb an empbags in marketing. bealmeinrerestedin the Boy ScotJU duough her husband. Gaa)dGrogan. June is the~sistantscout master for Boy Scout Troop 545 in Kenosha and is also the fundraising chairperson for the tro0p. Altitough June has been a boy scout leader for over a year. she has recorded 119 hours of volunteer service in the last five montm. June enjoys the outdoor experiences. meeting other adults involved with scouting and seeing QUE Co111~dfrom Pagel tnu.e attention for the academic year... Questionaires were passed to the participants in or• der to detennioe the areas that needed to be addressed. The volunteer! were asked to describe their wen settings. what aspectsof theenvironment work in providing quality !letVice and what works against iL Seven issues were identified and then used as titles for project committees, or teams. The Campus Access Team was to address the problem of non-user friendly signs. Specifically it will investigate color coding Parkside's present signs . system that identifies rooms, buildings. levels, numbering. Susan Luke presides over this group. The Communication Team is responsible for the suggesdoo boxes. They collect the com• plaints and suggestioos, and detennine who will address the is• Suggestion boxes are )o.. cated in the main concourse of Molinaro Hall. ~ uom the booksu,re, in the lower levd of the Wylie Leaming Center near the Advising Offices and the Leaming Center. in the Com• municatiooArtBuildingoearthe theater .at Talent Hall. and in the Physical Education Building across from theequiprnentroom. Analyzing the communication channels and opportunities at UW-Partside along with devel- oping pbw for improving uni• versity information define the restoftbegoals. GloriaSecoris the convenor for Ibis team. The Faculty•Staff Lounge team focuses on the .. development of a 'bac:ksta,e• area for the faculty and staff ... < The possibility of JX'()gramJUllt Grogan how the scouts change. She reported. "I see how scouting helps young boys mature and learn to be responsible while doing fun activities." ing for the area will abo be addr~ Sue Johnson heads this committee. Health and Safety Concerns will address campus safety and health issues. Of primary concern is the beating, ventilating, air conditioning problems within the working environment The convener is Sandy Riese. Parking will auend to the parking issues, suggestiom,and probable solutions. We have already heard of the impending eR)3nSion poject of the Communication Ans parking lot. Ellie Suwalski ~ this le.lm. The QUE Standards 1e.1m goal is to "Develop overall Uni• versity standards related to Quality Service .•. " and then IO implement them. DeAnn Possehl will act as convener for this cornrnince. Finally the Rewards and lnceruives group will look at a reward system. It will be geared ''toward those o~or individuals• who best fulfill the QUE initiatives. .Marilyn Foster Kirt will chair this ieam. With the committees formed, tbe work will DOW be· gin. The teams can also count oo the support of Cbancelki Kaplan. Kaplan stateS thatber "spc· cial domain (is) the duty of combating institutional inertia and to hold the university responsible for implementing tbo9e quality projects wtuchare within itsresourcesanditsc<Jlttol" So locale those QUE sug• gestion boxes and send in Y~ suggestiom. comments. COIP· plimcnisaodcompJaints. some oneislistmingandcarcsenougb to do something about it ·------- April 199'2 -O I · Cameus News Doll Hcir broke bis neck at • 11D of 18 sa~g a drowning IIC,J. Plrllyzed smce then, Heir - on ao be a world champion _..wilhover 160worldmedals aolis ane and a lecturer all over dlewuld. Lifeguarding 81 a poo~ Heir daWe in IO save a liUle boy that _.edaobedrowningonly Iaterto fild out the boy was pretending. Heir bit bis head on the bouom of die pool and was immediately paraJy,.ed. Now an auomey, Heir spoke Mmday night during Disability Students in minority leadership conf ere nee By Andy k b themselves and mak Ntws Editor rcalizethalthe e each other conferencew~thepresenceofthe FromFridAy,April 3. through deal with are=~=~ym~ chancellOC:ofUW-Stout. whoproSlllllay,AJriIS,twcnty-sevenUW- distinctlocati bu . IOtheir posed to mvolve all of the UWPart.side students took positive out Wiseonsm'onand, ttheeXJSt throufgh- System chancellors in future coo- . dealin · • rest o the ferences saq,s an 8 wilh the racial dis- United States as well , · criminalion th8l is present in both Primary • · 'Usually,students [althecontbe Uni~ty of Wisconsin Sys- students durincx;:nsconex::1!: ~]airholheirconcemsaoother ICIII and society as a whole. cludedrequiredcourse··--UWS •'-- _ts,_w me already aware of These d . . on.--. • u11i; eXJSbng problems, when they . SlU ents ~ Clpal~ ID 17 (free speech) type legislation, should be addffllsin the :;,:. ~ ncan Mmor- hrue en,_ the lack of African lemsJ.,thechancenc!'..1dlo:! l . ,1P Conference, history classes throughout the UW cellor at UW-SIOUt] will ~•the _university of Wiscon- System, and the swus of minority chancellors in fu~= :!""" ,._ Mcno!"onie. The soJ)J>Olt groups and clubs in die fcmlcesin=--dlo of this years confeicnce UW System. cooferencesandaobeat:rdealwilh WIS "Passport lO the Future: Em- Due to the combined support stodentconcems." s18led Anthon ::;:"" 1hn>uib ~ and of the Alnkln American Sllldcnt Brown. direclor of..., uw:rrl. • Union, the Hispanic Organization side Cenlet for F.ducalional and The conference, which ~- at Parkside, Student Support Ser- Cultmal Advancement (CECA). ~ volves all UW System schools, is vices, and the Centt.r for Educa- "The conference wu a very annually by UW-Eau tiona1 and Cultural Advancement. goodexperience .. .and well-timed. Claire_. Siout, Stevens Point, and the university was able to send It was able to make the students Supenor ~ : It presents and teaches twenty-seven studenlS this year, able ao focus themselves m their 1eChn_iques for minority eleven ma:e than in years past. concerns regarding the eavironllUdcnts an dealmg with the prob- Three UW-Parkside students. ment in which they live.• lems they face in today's society. WaleedAhmad.LalahaJude,and "The Minority Leadership The conf ercnce funher saves Tirshalha Wilson, wrote entries for Con(erence wm a great opportu· • . • f~ for the expression of the conference essay contesL. 1be nity for SIUdenlS of different nallUDOritysludeotconcems,anda.n toptbreepapersintheconaes&.based tionalities from all OW-System way of pnxnoting interaction be- on the conference theme. received BChools ao discuss unification in ~ minority student clubs of scholarship awards. All three were andoulSideofthecampussetling," ~ campuses. In doing this. won by UW-WhiteWlletStudenlS. stated conference participant J11111Capants hope to both t,euer AnaddcdfeatureMlbisyear's LaresbaJude. Doug Heir WU spomored by Student Life, Student Health Services. Student Organiza1ion Council, Lectures & Fine Arts Committee, and PAB u a .-,tof Disability Awarenea Week. School of Business receives grant By Dennis Clarke News Writer The UW-Partside School of Business~ received a grant from the Richard S. Johnson Trust of the Racine Community Foundation that wilt help ranance the purchase of computer equipment for a new member of die faculty. Professcr David Wright will be joining the School of Business faculty in August. and the money m:eiwd through the grail will provide a computer womaation. ,oft. ware and au:eao,~ for him, according ID Dr. ArtburCorr, interim dean of the School of Business. 1be School of Business bas now n,ceived a total d $15,655 from privMe coouibulors since the beginningdthecurrentfascal year. As a result d an effort to impove busincs! educllioP, the UW Systan has pledged ID give the UW-Parkside School d Business $20,000 in addilional funds. Theee marching funds are to bo rdcmed when priYlle contributions tocal $20,000. Corr is plcalcd widl the CODttibutions. "Anything we can get is welcome." he says. He notes that much money is needed IO keep the School of Business operating smoothly and to provide Sbldents wilh a quality education. One specific area in which money is used to enhance studenll' educa>Nlexpsienceillhebuliness scbool 's compullCr lab, which WU funded through I similar madling pa& amnaemeaa • garnered a total of $60,000 ($30,000 from priYlle 90U1teS and anoda $30.000 from UW Systan) for lbe IChool "'You have ID have proper facilides ID Ille in Cider ID provide __ ,;.., Ill . • ........,,. enar-c,n, commen15Corr. 1'bil year cdlS CCllllribulOn includeAIIISledlncmlries.Masler Appliance, Wi9consiD Electric Compimy, Wilcoasin Nalmll Oas Conlpaly, Beverlee Ancknon and alumni d lbe Pllbide Scbool of Business. Adctidoaal ~ COIIDibudoal are expected ao eaue lbe • OWSyslall fundlwiDbeselealed. New recycling policy introduced at OW-Parkside of student and faculty muse in this university comes in the form of recycleable paper. Stickm designldng normal lrlSh recepllClcs are currendy oa order. boob. cadbolrd. card IIOCk. c:or- llloald be direcled ID one of dll rupltdpeper,emptyc:ar1001.file0 QUE .... IJoael localed By Andy Patcb News Editor . As of Monday, April 13, the muversity put into action a new paper recycling policy. . Introduced by Gary Goelz, Asllllant Chamcellor of Ad.minisUalion and Fiscal Affairs, the progm isaimedatrecycling the highest amount of paper refuse possible lhroughout the university. It is estirnatrAI that up to 95" Whal wm p-eviouslY wa.«- baUetS will DOW be "pap«-onl)'" recycling ba1kcll undct the new . program. New traSh recepcaclcs are being localed at strategic spots in each building. Receptacles designared for recycling will have a recycle paper sticm denOting it. 1be sysaem will allotform:ycling malCriaJs p-eviously not included in any OW-Parkside recycling policy. Included in Ibis Hstare: ~ papers.envelopes (including dlOSO wida windows), papers with Sllp1es or paper clips, kleenex (believe il or nod), computer paper. colored p&F, paper with sticky labels, folders. spiral ~s. JJIPef ....,...._ lbe ~ plates. post-it noces. and mapzincs. ~ not lO be included in die recycling n:aptacles include: bllhroom wllfCIJIIIO',cllbonplper. cellophane. food-relaled material. wwd paper, or packaged marerialJ. Any quraoons or cammencs .YtonNoe. Don'tforgdto,ecyck TMBanfel'Newsl • Feature AIWil.,1992 - Drama department presents "Comac:ly of :flrrors" •1A-Sexta Slaff Writer "'No. plelle don't mate me ad Hamiel! I bale Shakespeare. Tbcpyistoo mrd to undersland. .. Dea dlis tttindle old high ICbool IIICIDOliea or nightmares when you were forced 10 read Shakespeare and bated every minute of it? Teachastoldyoulbalilwould enbaace your knowledge, but )'OU really lhougbt it was a form of lm1me. Well now isyomchance to pt cullured, have an enjoyable dme,andundenlandSbakespeare! The University of W-asconsinPlrbidc's DramaDcpanment will be performing"ComedyofF.rrors" byWJJlilrlSblmpeae. 'JbisJQY, unliteodlerwmsby Shakespeare, will be easily andentood became of die wortof lbecuand direclar in making il a play for audiences of all qcs ID enjoy. .. Comedy of Enon" is a Sbakespearainctamcthalrecoun11 thesaoryof twin IJrotbers who were sepmlt:d by a shipwreck shortly aftet Ibey were born, and separately grew to young manhood. Theplay is a rdativcly simple story of mad-ap hilarity ccnltrina around mistaken identity. The play's title, ''Comedy ofF.rrors," is not about emirs, but inSlead a series of mix-ups lhal occur between the sets of twim. Anyone who Ima twin brother or sister knows how frustrating this situation can be, but it is good for more lhan a few laughs. Allhougb Ibis is only the second Shakcspearean play perf mned at UW-Parkside, inexperience should not be a problem. Director Lee Van Dyke ..., "'Comedy of F.rrors' makes an exoellellt performance for universities that do not do many Shakespeare plays became there is lialeconfusion on bow ID intapret ic; it was intmded • a comedy." Even though Shakespeare wrote the play, Vm Dyke said that the story idea for "C<,medy of Erroo" probably exislcd long bef orc be acwally wrote iL Joseph DeLon:nzo, Michael Lce,JeffLibby,and ThaddKruega star as the two sets of twins in the play. When asked why people should come and see this play Krueger said, "Many students are forted 10 read Shakespeare, and when students are forced to do something they usually hate it regardless. Many people will be surLee Van Dyke prised at how enjoyable the play is after being forced to read his works. If people go and see the play, itis a mote understandable and enjoyable experience." In addition to the cast. many other people should be given credit such as the production Slaff ,-.;.._;., and stage crew who Cleated an elaborale IDd unique set in ~ form o_f a game boncomp1ae With playmg cad aq,licas whkh stand nearly seven feet 1111. Performances are iD lbeCom. munication Ans Tbealera8pm 011 April 1A & 25 and May 1 & 2. An April 30 matinee at 10 am is Ibo scheduled. Tickets are now on Ille, 111d can be purclwcd M lhe boloflke in CART 275. For funber infcw. mation call 595-2564. ncteu are $5.00 for studenls and lenior c:iizcns and $6.00 for adahs. Don'tmisslhis0pp0rtlmityio see a side of ~balcespea-e lbal n unknown to many peq,le. UW-Parkside student to represent the United States at international peace conference by EmDy Heller Feabu'e Editor While UW-Parkside ltUdenls are finishing qp lbe final weeks of die semcsra bef <R finals, one student will be surveying lbe remains of the Balin Wall with six Olber Amaicam. UW-Parkside senior GwenevereHellerwmeof sevea 1t11den1S from Unilcd States cboaen toaacod tbe Bogemee Conf~- ence in Bcmi. Gennany. Thw mtamlioaal youth peace confercace will be bdd from April 25 un&il May 1. Ono htmdred and forty deq#tA from memba naliomof lbc Commiuee on Security aadCcq,mliclninEurope(CSCE) will be aamding the conf=ncc. The purposeof lbecooference is to foeat.r a role for you&b in the c:bangjng global 11e111and specifically Europe. Expcmes for the conference including lravcl and housing are being paid for by the CSCE. Heller will auend a pre-trip economic integration to environmenLal aspects affecting Europe. Workshops at the Bogensee conferencewill focus on political.economic, social, and cultural issues. "fm hoping to auend the political workshop because I am interested in the political effects of regional economic integration. I want IO learn mcwe about labor migration from poorer European, and specifically~ European, countries to the wealthier nations of Ewq,e. This creates conflict among natives who feel that their jobs are being taken away by foreigne.rs. This kads to nationalism and ethnocentrism which is very L-~~::..:::::~~!.=.-'-..:....1 unhealthy fora peaceful economic Gwaeven Heller briefmgMUW-StevensPointApril 22-24. In order 10 prepare students for the trip, pofessors from UWStevem Point will iresent leclures on topics mging from European rdationship." The United SlateS will be represealed by students from not only Wilcansin but Ohio, Georgia and the East Coast a well. This group will have lbe q,ponun.ity IO sightsee in Berlin and the swrounding area during and after the conference. "I would also like to visit Poland which is only fifty miles away," stated Heller. " I want 10 see as much of the former Eastern Bloc as possible. You no longer "I'm hoping to attend the political workshop because I am interested in the political effects of regional economic integrat . " ion ... need a visa which is an indication of the changes taking place." The conference was Supposed 10 be held last Octobt.r, but due to logistical problems it was postponed until April "I wa., disappointed when the trip was pos1pooed and was not swe if it would ev« materialize. Join The Ranger News Call 595-2295 All Majors Welcome!!! Originally, the Amcn:a cte1ega. lion was IO have twenty memben but because of funding aa die field had to be narrowed Mt IMII. I had to reapply qain.• Heller will gnidmle iD December of 1992 widl adouble 1111- ja' in international SllldiesalEnglish. ShcisamembcrcilbeCJull for International Affain and ~ cently attended the Modd Lague of Arab States in WashinJIOll,D.C. as a member of die UW-.Pnside delegation rep1esenlin&lrlq. Owen isnostrangeztoEIIOIJelllaawd• she spent a semesaer abroldill.Gadon in lhe fall of 1990. "I went 10 Mu•icll ud 0 Brodenbach, Gamlly • J fill time 10 Europe. Tbey wen die cleanest, friendliat .,.._ I visited. I've heard lbltBali•ildiffcr· ent in that 1M .......... lion of World W• B ii Y«'J CYidenL LikeDlcbau..bidll• visited, lberemindcnofWWB• still visible." - - April 1992 - Feature 1'111 RANca Nns, Page S Study abroad topic of CIA International F A il 21 ,, Andy Patdl ocus pr News EditOI" DolbeFrcnchA.tp:sandEgypdllpynmids 90Ulld like fasclnatill places ID visit? Do you )Um ., r, (JIil )'OW' dm,e scmesic:n cl a,ne,e.level German in a Munich 1,eciipden? Hl'1e you ever dreamed or ...., "Les . • from a .-at-priced admission scat UW-Parkside students Susan McIntyre and Gwen Heller will discuss their experiences studying abroad in Scotland and England. far in the raften o{ the Palace Thealre in London? Contrary to popular belief, study abroad programs are not only concemble, but affordable. With a bit of prc-lrip planning, the study abroad experience can be a reality for you. • To find out more about die options available, and what it's like to SIDdy and ll'IYCI abroad, attend an lnlemational Focus spmsored by the Club fix'~ Affairs on Toesday, ApiJ 21. UWParbide slUdents Susan McIntyre and Owen Heller wiD discus., their cxpei iencea studying in Scotland and England. The effllt will lake place in Union 104 • 2 pm. It is he and open to die public. Come find out what world travel is all about! UW-Parkside cel~brates Earth Day 1992 eo,,,;wdfrom Page 1 ecoqiell,Md'N-.,a,,,~i,nn Tbe Cily cl KCDOSba' Earth DI)' celebntion will be held OD Salay, April 26 from l :00 pn to 4:00 pm at the N vy Memorial Park Annex, 625-S2nd Street.. T1tis event is sponsored by the City of Kaiosha 's Keep Kenosha Beautiful Commission. Kenosha participsnts will have acbance to view a garbage lrUCk in q,aation. &our the Hazardous Incident Response Team Vehicle, tour acily bus and receive information Clllhc benefits of transit., and tee BFJ 's display on lhc new Material Rccovczy Facility. Information oo recycling, COlllpOSling, lhc Permanent Household Hazardous W Disposal Sile, the Paint Program. and the Parks Ocpartment's Tree and Gardt.o Planting Program will al.10 be available during this event. Kenosha's Earth Day will also provide three one-day-only dropoff sites, where infants' and children's clothing and furniture, homchold and vehicle belluies, and styrof oam peanuts will be cot- lecltd for reuse or recycling. The cloching and f umiture will be dona&ed to Kenosha's hmldes! facility, Shalom C.eoter, the household and vehicle balterics will be recycled by an area company. The ayrofoam peanuts will be reused by a local pack and ship business. The Kenosha County Conservation Commiuee bas donated 500 tree seedlings., which will be given out to participants. There will be free entertainment, including lhc city slicker lll&SCOIS for children, and free ref:resbments. Be sure IO bring your own beverage c~. Kenosha puticipams will also be able to tour &be Like Guardian, the U.S. EPA '1 Grell Lakes Nalional Program's research vessel. Which will survey&be Wlletqualily of the Greatl.am from April 26 to July 3, 1992. Pmticipanuc::an bosd the Lake Guardian ll tbc North Harbor from 9 am to 4 pm ForflriainfmnaaionregardingKenosba'sF.arth Day ,call Keep Keno.w Beautiful at 656-8040. Racine Area Earth Day (RAED) will begin its Earth Day celebration by sponsoring a Lakcfrontand Lincoln ParkOcanup from 9 am to 12 pm on May 2. Team capcains and volunaeers are still needed to help with the cleanup. Tree seedlings, refreshments, and prizes will be given to participants. Following the clean-up from 12 pm to 6 pm, RAED will sponsor an Earth Fest at Racine's YMCA, 740 College SttceL This event will include a play about the rainforest and an endangered species parade. There willaho be information from various environmental groups, and awards will be presenlCd to the winners of a Racine clcmenwy cs.1ay and drawing contest. In addition to spamming the Earth Day events. RAED will host several ocher events. On Monday, · April 20 at 8:00 p.m. at Racine's Olympia Brown Unitarian Olurch, 625 College Ave., Spencer Black, Swe Rcprcsen&ative and Olair or the Natural Resowtes Commitlec will speak about current environmental legislation, including Assemble Bill 590, which gives Wisconsin an energy policy that cmpham.cs conservation and renewable energy. On Wednesday, April 22 at 7:30 pm at Racine's YMCA, 740 College A vc.,Randy Korb will give a presentation entitled, "Monarch Magic," which explores the buuerfly • smigraoonareasand why these areas are endangered. Racine's Earth Day Report Card will also be unveiled. On SalW'day, April 25 at 8:00 UW-Parkslde women's Center student Coordinator Position Announcement W e looking for two UW-Parkslde students to serve asei~men's Center Student Coordinators for the 92- 93 school year. The Center provides services and support to women, and educational programs on d elated Issues The Ideal candidate will hOVe gen er-r · , str cornmuan understanding of womens issues, ong nlcatlon and orgontzatlonal skills, and be able to work well with others. Id positions which offer a chance of These ore po ' Internship credit, ted tudentsshould submit an appllcatlon form, lnteres ~detranscrlpt(mlntmum GPA2.00requlred) ~i:;aleOSt two recommen992datlon forms to Diane Welsh, on or before Moy 1, 1 . llcatlon and recommendation forms avolloble In APP Union 2f» and at The women's Center. Coll 595-2279 for more lnformotton. a.m., RAED will plant five trees in Hwoble Park, 2200 Blaine Ave. These trees were purcbued wilb money from various fuodraisers. On Wednesday, April 29 at 7:30 pm at Racine's YMCA, 740 College Ave., the Lake Michigan Federation will have a slide show presentation on Lake Michigan's water quality. It will examine what we can do 10 keep toxins out of the wasrestream. On Thursday, April 30 at 7:00 pm, Steven Apfclbaum, Research & Consulting Ecologist., who is currently restoring the Des Plaines River Wetlands in Kenosha County, will spealc: at the Golden Rondelle lbeaaer, 1525 Howe Strccl, Racine. PlellC call 631- 2154 forrcscrvalionsat this evcnl, which is spomored by The Friends of the Li'braJy. On Sunday, May 3 from 12 pm to 3 pm Ill Point West Racquet & Fitness, SlO'l Briarwood Lane, a fun<hiscrforthcNaureConser• vancy and Wildlife Alt, entitled Eco-Tour-a-Thon, will provide ecological lcaming slOpS and fun for the whole family. Adults are $3.00 and children arc $2.00. For more information on volunteering for or atlalding any ~ thc9eRAED-spomorcdevenlS,cal RAED at 639-7624. THE PARKSIDE UNION ~ ,,,,.,,,,,, /, '-r''' •~.t. ·~IJ~i:, -· ~ ... ,~ ,,, --:-~ -.. i;:;--· ~ NEW! COMMENT BOXES! *Dining Room *Infonnation Center *Deli/Sub Shop *Recreation Center *Union.,Square *WLLC Coffee Shoppe ___ _;_ _____ ......;. __ ___;,...:..;.__,;~..;....;..;._;:..:.:.,:~~~~,.;,.,;,.;.~~:.;...~.:.-.------------------ Aprj 1992 TD ltANGD Nns. Page 6 Feature - Scholars on campus: Van Qfferen enjoys being a non traditional student When a.1kcd how she. a single modlerof fourbonlYSIUdents.came to the decision to recum to college and to major in a field that doesn't usually boast large numbers of women, Virginia Van Offeren laughs, "I enjoy being noo-traditional!" Virginia's early search f<racademic direction came through a profesmonal agency which helped her assess her lalents and abilities. Soon she discovered lhat "science was something that would hold my inlerest f<r a very long time." As an upcoming May gradulle, Virginia's list of accomplishments at UW-Parkside is staggering. Her perfect academic record caught the attention of the University's Awards and Ceremonies Committee in 1990when Virginia applied f<r scholarships for the first time. Since then she has received UW-Parkside's Jupiter Transportation Corporation Scholarship, and the Science Faculty Scholarship. .. s'1Vl:J3dS 3)1V:J .uu:a •• ••••AV .M V3AID DflW H.LHV3•••• ,~~oms 1,uop =.i,3SHilO..\ 3:AVS i~)flq l? ~pµ :31v 3H.L 3A VS i Sll!~deu ss~1 ~sn :3a3.L V 3A VS wdz-um1 l WOOlf glllll!CT UO!Ufi Z661 ·zz nidv ·ir.,M Z661 A.VO HLHV3 3.LVHU3,3~ Attention Student IPod.ers: ....,,_ l!IP .. ,._ It It 1 t SPRING LEADERSIIJP SERIES MARKETING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April 22nd. 6:00pm, Union 104 Many students belong to student organJzattons without understanding the skills that this allows them to develop. In this workshop we will dJscuss what skills student leaders develop, how those skills can be artJculated on a resume, and how to talk about one's expertence during a Job lnteJVlew. There will also be a brief period for questions. PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSJ'ffON OF LEADERS May 4th. 12 noon. Union 104 111.e transttton of leaders doesn't always run smoothly. It 1s important to pass the gavel Without lettJng the hammer land on someone's head! We will d1scuss the importance of effective communication between the old and new regtme and the roles each leader skould be playing 1n the transltton. Tlala ....... opD to all 'UW-Publcle •tadellta. hr farther lilform&Uoa. plea• call 1181-2278. She was recently chosen a., lhe Oulstanding Graduate in Science- . an honcX' for which she will be recognized during Parkside's Scholarship Day Program May 3, 1992-as well as Commencement 1992. This honor also gamers her theS.C.Johnson ScienceAwarda cash award for the outsumding science graduate. Although pursuing chem~ studies has not been her emphasis, Virginia is cwrently working her way through General Chemistry n. Her perfonnance in the early chemisttycwriculum has ~ompted UW-Parkside's chemistry departmenttonominateherfortheChemica1 Rubber Publishing Company's Otemist Award-anOther recognition Virginia will receive at Scholarship Day. Virginiadescn'bes theaUiwdes of faculty at UW-Parkside as "affinning, uplifting and extremely supportive." 1n fact. Virginia chose UWPartside becau.se of the "promise of hands-on lab experience and small class size." To her it meant that "you had to know your stuff; you were accountable." Lab experience gave her the sense that "I own the knowledge. This couldn't ever have happened without lhe lab after lab exposure. My curiosity is piqued. The more knowledge I have, the more curious I become." When talking about women in non-traditional fields such 18 bets Virginia's advice is 10 "confron~ the thin~ ~ you fear; intesraac those things IDIO your life. For example, emotiom used '>hold me back and embarrass me. I wa, afraid IO fall apart in frontof people, I have learned lhat I don't have to put on a sb'Ollg macho fimt. 1 wouldn't have suc.ceeded here if 1 did. .. Virginia is currendy explor. ing a variety of career options in either electrical engineering or manufacturing rearch and developmcnL But chemisuy also fascinates her and she is vecy sure that she will pursueadvancedSUXliesin that field. Disabled an untapped career resource By SueKusz Special to the Ranger Picture yourself waking up tomorrow and not being able to either walk, see, talk, hear or a combination of the above. Think about all of the activities you usually engage in during a typical day. Will you be able to do these same things? If you work somewhere will you be able to continue working there? If you don't wort. how do you see your chances of finding a job with your disability? Everyone hopes that they will never have to ask themselves these questions but 43 million Americans with disabilities must. The booth on disabled careers during the Liberal Arts Career Day last Wednesday focused on the current career opportunities f <r the disabled and the hopes for more in the future. Gary Nephew, the coordina11Because of the stereotypes, I feel if employers can get around hiring disabled people they will.· Gary Nephew urof the Disabled Wea Program, felt that the career booth was not only to inform the disabled of the THE PARKSIDE UNION WILL BE CLOSED FROM NOON FRI. APRIL-17TH UNTIL THE MORNING OF MON. APRIL 20TH FOR THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND. careers available, but to also to make the public awme of the obstacles and issues involved fcx' lhe disabled as members of society and potential employees. Barbara Enlringer, a 90Ciol· ogy major who•• invohed widt the career booth, agrees with Nephew that the employas' Bili· bides aown the disabled m be· coming more posiliw but more work could be done. "Accessibility ... '>belim• ited. lnslall.ing elmfm in old buildings and widening work spaces could help," said E.nlringC'I, Nephew feelsdlllaaaypecple have the stereotypical llilUde lhat disabled people aren't• aa:q,t· able or successful pan of society. "Because of the~I feel if employers can Fl soiild hiring disabled people Ibey will," said Nephew. Nephew and P.nailger hope that the Americans widl Disabili· ties Act's implemenlllioa JePding the employmemillues01July 26 will improve lbecblnceSfcrdle disabled in careen. "Statistics on die jolll lbll WC show in this boodlllel'twr/ilnpressive, but I think lbey'D,:tbet· ter when the law is paaec1,• said Entringer. Two-thirdsof(lisal,ledpeope don't wort and can't find flll1!J1J· menL "Wemea.idll.,ecl..,.ce. ManydisabledpeopletreWl'llltd · workers beamse dleJ • ..,ct so having to wort banter--" their disabilities. We CID t,e ~ inspiration to c,&ben," 1114 Entringer. t April • 1992 Feature OW-Parkside' s Women's Center announces the second annual "In Her Footsteps" Award to recognize contibutions of women Ar,ard recognizes the t(Jlllributionsof women Tu RANGa Nns, Plge 7 Jaculty and staff Jackie N lies NewsWriter UW-Paruide's Women's Q11r:r is lbriDed IO announce the _.. annual "In Her Footsteps" A1rlftlnominees Thisawardm:ognii.es thecoodlllicm d women faculty and ... Tbeiroomributions can beac-ataic (incxJlponlling women• s lit- -.i, lbcory. eic. in the elmCommunication for a New World: "A Celebration of Diversity" The Communi nuon Senior Seminar class invi all interested -.dents, faculty and staff to attend llldly's conference titled "Communicalion for a New World: A Celebration of Diversity." Cai Allsup, Ph.D. from UWPlaucville and alumna Kimberlie ICrankh arc the two speakers inYitrid to talk at theopcning cercmolies to be held in Moln. 105 at 12:30pm. Papers will be presented by SIUdents throughout the afterlOOII. lnfunnation concerning specific 11fics and room assignments are IYlilable at the registration 13ble CIIIISide Moln. 105 from noon until 5:30pm. Get Involved At UW-Parkside! room) or personal IDOlivaaioa and encouragement The following are lhc nominees for this award: Mary Beth Emmericbs (Lecturer-Women• s Studies) Jane Pinnow (Lecturer. Mathmatics) Geula Lowenbttg (As.,o. ciateProfesu-Psychology) Delorse Stewart (Director of Precollege Program) Clara New (AsmlantProfessor-F-ducaticra) Judith~(LecmrerKenosha's Newest & Hottest : : Bar & Restaurant ~ ':,: Commuaicalion) Sandy Riesc(Dnclor-Sludent Health) Penny Lyter-Mickel (Assist.ant Profeuor-Pbysical Educauon) Lana Rakow (Associate Professor/Dept. CbairCommunicalion) FIIDCe.l Kavenik (Associate Professor-Eng./ Hum./Dir.-Acc.) Carol LeeSaffioti-Hughes (Associate Professor/ Dept. Chair of English andHumanites} Peggy James (Assistan& Professor-Political Catering to the College Crowd Thursdays are Coral R.eef! Mixed Drinks 900 Shots "-' Cans of Beer Every Thursday is a Party! April 16th Safari Party! April 23rd Black Sambuca Party! April 30th , Dr. McGillicuddy's Party. *Free T-Shirts *Raffles *Discounted Shots -302. 58th Street Kenosha, WI (414) 652-0505 Science) Judith Pryor (Library ln- ~tion Coontinaror} Mary Kay Schleifer (AslOCiate Professor-Sociology) Angie Nuler (SophmoreCoordinator of Women's Center) Darlene Janovicz-Winker (Senior-Coord.inau. of Women's Center) Carole Vopat (Associate Professor-English) Sheila Kaplan (Chancellor) Kathy Wyler (Bursar of Cullia Office) Ellie Espinosa (Fi1Cal Clerk) Sandy Pwaewaki (Assistant to the Assistant Chancellor) Rost.ann Mlloa (Writing Specialist and laming Assisbmt cl C.ounselor} Reoopition of Ibis award will lake place on Wednesday, April 22, at a noon luncheon in Union 104. This mown bag luncheon is open to nominees' friends, families, or mociales. A copy or each nominauon will bescntto lheawanl winner's depal'bnent and be put into her pcnonnel file. 1 ~ij ~ositions AvailaDle Inventory project for a large Kenosha manufacturer the week of May 18th. 20 _ 30 of these positions will last through August. Both 1st and 2nd shift available. Special interviewing hours · 9 am _ 2 pm Saturday, April 25 Flexi Force 5201 Washington Avenue Racine, WI 634-0087 or 654-8444 Please bring a picture ID and Social Security Card. Applications also taken daily 8 am_ 4 pm Monday through Friday or see M~ Plate. UWParkside Job Service after 1 pm weekdays. 595-2656 ---------.....;....---------~~-:--------------------- Editorial I Opinion ApriJ 1m TultANGa Nsws, Page 8 & 9 Editorial Kaplan goes public by Dan Chiappetta become not only visible to the students, but also demonsrraled an awareness of student relaled problems. But please, let's not stop here. Let the rest of the administration in on the fun. Wouldn't it be great if the adminislJ'ation could bea non-traditional student for a day, often having co balance wooc, school and a family? Or perhaps it would be interesting if the administration was alloKudosl I I ID Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, ca1ed a budget of about $3 a day and then who earlier this week came out from the asked whether the Coffee Shoppe's porlwory Tower co experience a day of disabil- tions really filled them up. Or since school lly. · is coming co a close, maybe they could In honor of Disability Awareness stand in line for 45 minutes mly to have Wea. Kaplan agreed co a first hand look at someone say, "I know you spent $40.00 on what it's like co be a handi-1,... ------------,• that book, but were not uscapped student here at ~ _ I ing it next semester so it's University of Wisconsin- • onlyworth$5, haveanice Parbide. Bumping and swerving, Kaplan day." awtwardly but courageously performed Now I acknowledge that many of the some of the difficult Wies disabled students things I mentioned are by know means the must perfmn daily. fault of Chancellor Kaplan, or the adminisDisabled students at UW-Parks.ide are tration. However, they along with the time and time again forced co deal with students have the power co change or imfaulty or slow elevators, unreachable book:- prove them. And besides,justknowing that shelves and numerous other unnecessary they understood and could relate to the inconveniences. Again, congratulations co numerous and justified problems of the stuChancellor Kaplan who rook the time co dents would certainly make me feel better. Politik from Parkside Society's ugly evils! by Bill Horner Columnist Racism, bigotry, and discrimination are ugly words used IO define even uglier anti-social behavicrs. Theseaction words usually describe, ~s, and provoke a certain verbal or physical response. They are psychologically pre-conditioned stimuli that provoke other conditioned responses. These words describe and define a "learned behavior." We are racist, we are discriminatory because we are taught to do iL We learn lhese attitudes and behavicral responses from our parents, relalives, friends, aquaintances and employment associalcs. Because we have been conditioned by this learned behavior, we lespond in a predictable manner. We accept Ibis aocial evil and allow ii.ID aBYi'YellldN!Dli1lve l:,y doing nodl- '-& ID a,p IL. We agy sllal&. llld ln dolq a,, al· lhia ii&i-JmJnatory behavior. ful behavior creates adversarial relationships. Almost every nation state has one problem or another directly related co this column's topic. Skin color, religion, physical and cultural differences, ethnicity, ethnocenlrism, and politics all seem to be socially acceptable reasons for creating and continuing an atmosphere of adversity. The ludicrous part of this inane scenario is that it does not have co continue. We can stop it, any time we choose to. This country, with it's diverse histay, with it's protective constitution, should lead the world in all areas of social progress. We should practice what we preach. We learn by our mistakes, and we correct those mistakes by eliminating the causes of them. We are not currendy doing dlia. The ncpti~ aocial effects ol pcwerty. crime. and diseaae, continue IO '-wbb no Iona tmm plan to aolve diem. We bavo ldientlfled lhe c:amal · ~- eucerbaac lhc:m Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: Wrth news of an addition to the Comm Arts parking lot circulating again, once again the opportunity to stick It to the students has arisen, and has been taken. The Faculty Senate has supported the recommendation of the Committee on Campus Environment that '1urther planning and work on the expansion of the Cornroonication Arts parking lot be postponed pending a thorough study of the nature of the demand for parking.· Their rationale is that the Racine/Kenosha area is a "severe ozone nonattainment area" claimed to be worse than any area save Los Angeles, and that adding parking spaces would discourage such practices as riding the bus or car pooUng. But is there possibly another, unstated reason? They claim in their resolution that "no information has been forthcoming regarding any systematic study of parking demand, nor of any alternative remedies." If this is so, how then can they make claims about the environmental impact of the expansion? Or how can they then substantiate their claims that ihere has been nQ demonstrated effort to promote car pooling" or that there has been no evidence regarding •efforts to increase ridership" on the local bus systems? Their entire argument against expansion is the negative environmental impact it would have, yet claim they have no information regarding these issues. How can they know the effect the expansion would have when they don't even know what effect our current amount of vehicles causes now? Furthermore, the suggestion originally came from the Committee on Campus Environment, whose job it is to research this stuff. What I see here is a clear case of somebody (or somebodies) not doing their job, and the students paying for it. Come on, the faculty has I plenty of reserved spaces that are empty: at least let us have enough to fulfill the current parking demand by students. Jason A. Beyer To the Editor One week ago I was prepared to speak out against UWS 17 Revised and any other proposal which would infringe upon a right to free speech. Following an unfortunate and tasteless "prank" occurring on April 1st, I now have an understandIng for the rationale behind such legislation. I still have quarrels with any means proposed in i111>lementing such a policy but at least I have an understanding. The real shame is that a policy such as UWS 17 should ever be needed, much less oonceived, in an institution of higher learning. The very nature of this facility irrc>lies intelligence. The unfortunate "prank" I refer to is of oourse the tasteless attempt at delivering pornographic materials to Chancellor Kaplan. Though not directly oovered under UWS 17, such an act of expression is incredibly childish and points directly towards the rationale which creates infringements such as UWS 17. As strongly as I feel with regard to censorship, be it hate-speech, printed material, or any other expression, I cannot condone such utterty mindless actions. I believe I speak for all members of PSGA as well when I say that this behavior will sirrc:,ly not be tolerated. Steven J. WIiims, PSGA THE RANGER NEWS is seeking applicants for the position of :EVF;~-Y-'THING This Jeamcd behavior is noc conSll'UCtive to any society; it is CJlbfflleJy harmful. Witness what is CUITCDtly happening throughout the world. This harmCinue IO JJCIPCIUalC by doing noching. (well almost everything) Stop blaming die victim, and do 90mething consttuctive to correct the problem, not continue iL Call 595-2295 or stop by WLLC D139C ·Gabe's Gab Registration boasts new boobytraps this year By Gabe Kluka Columnist Ah registraliool The biannual ritual of madness lhat disrupts the Coffee Shoppe for at lea.,t three days ha, come again to make us sweat. The reasons for sweating registration range from criminal to numerical. I have been sweating f<¥ criminal rca- . sons that I will explain later. Somepeoplesweatbccausetheirclasses fill up very quickly. and they don't want to have the thrill ofbashing through the course cawog al the tenninal, while the lines of waitingstuden~moanand groan about their poor judgement in picking classes. It is almost like a nightmare version or "Jeopardy." I usually don't have this probIan because I take "Math for Masochists" and other fun courses with similar titles. However. I know several people who actuilly camp out in front or the litnry for several days before registration SW1S, only co be told by the regislralion ladies dial they are too early to regisler. Trying to sneak in early is like trying to get tickets to a U2 concat. You have a beUt.r chance of having the space shuttle aash land on your house. I feel sorry for these people because they are usually the ones you hear howling like some forlorn coyote when they see that their c~ are full. Sometimes you'll even see sneaky freshmen trying to erase the transparencies on the overhead projectors that display the full or cancelled c~ . I've also noticed that people start to sweat profusely when they take a look at the Yes folks, I am a criminal. I have failed to pay a parking ticket within the allotted 14 days Fall Schedule. The powers that be decided to change the format. so cu:mal students. like myself. whobadmemori2:edeverydepartmentnumber. must blunder through the schedule trying to find the proper abbreviations to avoid having their knuckles rapped with a ruler by the heartless registration ladies. "YOU R>RGOT TIIE ASTERISK!" they scream, and KAPOW! Your lmucldcs are back in grade school. It is really not that bad. but I feel like a kid who is trying to put on idiot miucns with tbehelpofhisimpatientmotla. My registration peispiration ha, been induced by my own felooious encounters with the dreaded Parkside Campus Police. Yes folks. I am a criminal. I have failed to pay a parking ticket within the a1oued 14 days. Therefore, when I go to regis1er I have to wonder whether<¥ not the computer will beep, and a pair of handcuffs will spring out and restrain me f<¥ removal to the campus jail Once there. I will be 8CCOSled by the hard-cores who me serving time for overdue library books and the dangerous Dorm rowdies. I wonder if a can of Right Ouad will prevent this from happening? University of Wisconsin-Parkside THE RANGER N/EWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press ~ Wood fad. Box 21XX1. Kenoahl. WI 53141·2000 Edml (414) 58S-2287 Busile9s (414) 596-2296 The Rm&• Ncws is published evay Thursday durina die acadc:mic year CllCCpl av• !:nab and holidays. TbellqcrNewa ii wriam and edir.ed by llDCknU of UWPartddc. who .-e IOlely reqxalblc for ica ediUJrial policy and conM:nl. munity issues. A rcprc:sen11tive umple may be published when numerous Jcuas expressing 111tUliar vicwpo,.n11 arc naeved. l..etu:n 10 die FA.il0r lhould be~ and doublolpec:cd and include the lll1hon name, social securhy number. and 1elephone nwnber. Lcurn may not exceed 2.SO words and ahould be delivered to The Ranier News. Room WLLC D139C. before :S pm on Monday. Letters thal do nol meet die aforanentioncd requirements, • well • «hole oonwnin,g oft'mslvc, m,doua twrnkklding inforawion. will be rctUmCd 10 die alJlhor to be rewnncn. The Ranger News rexrvea the right to edit leum for spclliJl3 and gramnw. Ldlfftot'..dllclr'Nky The Raopr News a.cw.- and invites lenen 10 die Edil,ar, ~ diuc,eeall. Ol lpaaa with lrl editorial. article. or fADn pablilhed in The R cw, arc weJcomc,d,a.,. lllldcn' 't•wpou111.m ~ and com- \ ' ' Top Ten things overheard on the UW-Parkside (Pickle) Shuttle Bus By Ted Mdntyre Humorist 1 O. I hope that's your umbrella in my back! 9. Do you come here often? 8. Hey driver, big pedal on the right 7. Who farted? 6. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 5. What size engine do you got in this baby? 4. He's I lost isn~ he? 3. Ser 'em Driver, let's go. 2. That's OK; my cl~ started five minutes ago. 1. NoQody, but nobody, could possibly likeBarbaraMandrelthismuchl ~~~~!!..._--------~~~-----~=--=----~=-!.!.:- Feature April , 1992 ' Celebrate Shakespeare's birthday In observance of Good Friday the univcrsitv ,viii close at noon PEER HEALTH EDUCATORS Join the team! Now accepting Applications for 1992-93 Information and Applications available in Student health savices MolnD115 Deadline is April 24, 1992 -. • Educate students make responsible decisions • Inform students on alcohol, sexuality, lllV/AIDS • Present programs such as: -Alcohol Awareness Week -AIDS Awareness Week -Love Carefully Day -Safe Spring Break .. CelebraleShakespeare's birthday at the annu,J Shakespeare Birthday Dinner on Sunday, April 26, from 5:00-8:30 pm in Union 104-106. Dinnt.r is $11.SO for IIOIHIUdenlsmdS9.SOforswdents. Professor Jack Jorgens from the American University, Wahington, DC and author of "Shakespeare on Film," will speak on "Columbus and Shakespeare." In addition, awards will be made to middle and high school student winners in this year's Shakespeare Sonnet Writing Contest. "Once again we have had a wonderful response to our sonnet writing contest," says Andrew McLean, director of the Teaching Shakespeare Resource Center, sponsor of the COOiest and the 111- nual dinnel'. "Shake.-eisc1emty alive and well in Wisconsin,• be added. Dinner ~ must be made by April 21. Call Bev Kiczmillerat595-2514.Checbare payable to the Regional Slaff Development Ceti1er, UW-Pnaidc, Kenosha, WI 53141-2.(XX), SUMMER1992 ELP ITED ORIENTATION LEADERS Do you remember !.QYt first day at Parkside? What did you need to know? Orientation leaders help prepare new students and make them fee comfortable and welcome at Parkside. Improve your public relations and communication skills by becoming an Orientation Leader. Students who enjoy working with the public, and enjoy attending UW-Parkside should apply for this paid position. BUZZ DELIVERS ••• THI BEST IN NEW MUSIC! THE CAVEDOGS "SOUL MARTINI. MICHELLE SHOCKED "ARKAN SAS TRAVELER· Complete Job descriptions and applica tions are available in Union 209 or at the Info. Desk. Deadline is April 24. For more info. call 595-2277. ALE Ali BREAKWATER RECORDS 4805 S. Packard Ave Cudahhy 747-0786 CROSSROADS CD'S & TAPES 8046 22nd Ave Kenosha 652-8800 MAINSTREAM 18895 W. Bluemond Waukesha 797-9314 MAINSTREAM 150 West Main St Waukesha 547-1184 . . . . . University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B , o I r .s THURSDAY, APRIL 6,1992 March Madness in April Although NCAA basketball is over, OW-Parkside intramural hoop action is still alive. Check the league fenal standings and the playoff picture. B4. Play Ball Major League Baseball is undetway for 1992. The Ranger News' very own Dr. 'L' (Greg Liegel) and Assistant Sports Editor Len Anholdmake their predictions for the division winners. B2. UW-Parkside Wheel chair team member Steve Hembrook takes a freethrow as Keven Luarski looks on. OW-Whitewater won 90- Rangers split two over week Quick Quartet The Ranger Grappler captains have already been named for the 1992-93 season. Heading up the Rangers wrestling squad will be; Juniors, Darin Tiedt, Jim Bezotte, Joel Dutton and Troy Brockman. Steve Skarda, a senior, was named team M.V.P. By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor When we last left the UWParbide baseball ream, it had just beaten UW-Milwaulcee twice and upped the Ranger record to 6-10 on the 1992 campaign. NowwepickituputheRangers have gone through anocherweek of baseball splitting two games beating Carthage college S-3 last Wednesday md then losing to North Centtal IS-3 Tuesday. Last Wednesday, the Rangers opened up at Carthage with three quick runs in the first inning before Carthage knew what happened. PilCher Jason Holl held the Redmen scoreless through the first two innings until giving up two runs in the second. When Cathage acored again in the fourth, the Rangers led 4-3. Paul Phillips came in in relief of Holt after four and two !birds innings pitched. Phillips went the real of the game pitching four and a third hitless innings with no walks. The Rangersaddedanolherrun in the sixth giving lhem a S-3 win. The fate of the Rangers was not as favorable Tuesday night however m the Rangers were ttounced 15-3 at newly dedicaaed Keo "Red" Oberbruncr field by North Central College. The Rangers were never totally inlo the game u coach Pete Peuenboom was thrown out just seven pitches into the game arguing a call made by the home plale umpire at third base North Cenual scored two rum in the first and four in the second pulling the Rangen in a 6-1 hole. Offensively, the Rangen were scoreless from the second iMing through the seventh when they added one and then anodler run in the last of the eight inning game. The IS-3 loss put the Rangers at 7-11 on the season. Fantastic Who do you pick to win the NBA Championship? Chicago Portland Detroit 55 10 10 Boston 5 Cleveland 4 New York, Golden State 3 . . . . . ' . SectionB Terrible weather haunts Rangers By HOLLY ERICKSON Sports Writer "It was a mixed bag of competitive efforts, not unusual for a chilly meet day," commented Coach Mike DeWitt of bis team's performance. This just about sums up the day for bolb the ladie.1 and men lrack ream, u they compeu:d in 40 degree tempentures with m unfavorable 15mphNWwind. This hinders thenmoaspc:donnlmce• they try to bJock the wind in crder to impme upon their limes. Despite the chilly conditions. however, the Rangers had "people nmning strong, compelitive races." la the 5<mn field. the fd race of the competition, Ano Stolamm placed first while Tn Roy toot fifth wwith a 18.19 and 19.39 respectively. This situation repealed itself in the 15ron nm with Tricia Breu first and Kelly wauoo fifth with times of 4.52 and 5.01. Themilerday ll:8lll of A very, Majerie, Dahm, and Waasoa also capcuml fifth pllce wilh a time of 4.23. The mems team opened their 1e11CJDtbiswedtead,11CarlOlivcr remiained a Slllld out competitor winning the400 mea:rdash (49.89) and coming 1-=k to lake second in the 200m dash widl a clocking of 22.57. The 800m nm uo gave Bob JolmOD • IUlla place finish widla 1.58. Tbe Ringers bead to UWOsbkolb dm weekend k>taGlpefe apinllll)IDColWilCGDSia'•bel&I. April 16, 1992 lltNGn Nns S,orrs, Page B2 - Major League Baseball kicks into action, and Dr. L has the answers Ranger Commentary MajorLeape Baseball is into run swing and it's P,Cdiction time again here at the Ranger News. Len Anbold, Dr. L. and Ted McIntyre. along with several UWParbidc students give us theirpredictions on the ..,coming major league 9C&10II. Lell.Auold Wilh all the hies and fR:e agent signings at the winte'I' meetings, this looks lilce the roughest season to pmlict what reams are going to put it all together. I'D try anyway. . The American League West looks to be the sttoogest ~ the four, with Oakland, Minnesota, Teusand the White Sox all having potential 90-100 win J)O§ibilities. Out or the four squads, the Sox look to be the strongest. Wilh the acquisitions or Steve Sax and Gcage Bell, lhe Sox may have fit lhe final pieces into the pennant puzzle. The infidel of Frank ThomM 11 fin&. Sax at second, Ozzie Guillen at short and Robin Ventura at third may be lhe best in the bigs. If Alex Fernandez can continue to improve a the third starter md Charlie Hough, Greg Hibbard and -=e Jack McDowell have good SC&10IIS, the Soudl Side boys may just win ova 100 games. Look for Oakbmd and Te~ to also make suong pennan1 runs IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 EVERY THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT This Week Featurin2: • $3.00 Pitchers • .50¢ Alabama's • $1.00 Genuine Drafts • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jams r------------Baek~TI~ INAME _________ I IFAVORITESHOT _______ I I You Pick it, We'll Pour it I I L Drawing/or ________________ End of the Year 1/2 Barrell Party I J behindpotentoffensiveauacband for Minnesota to finish a little lower than last y~ because or the loss of Jack Morris. AL WEST Predictions 1. White Sox 102 fiO 2. A~s 90 72 3. Rangers 88 74 4. Twins 85 77 5. Marinm 82 80 6. Angels 78 84 7. Royals 65 97 Divisional Offensive MVP Rueben Siena (Rangers) Divisional Cy Young J a C k McDowell (White Sox) The ALEtilis improving, but still weak. Toronto looks to be a definite favorire, especially with the acquisition of World Series MVP Jack Morris. Boslon and Detroit will be distant runner-ups, with the Brewers again finishing mediocre. Roberto Alomar, Kelly Gruber, Joe Carter and newly acquacd Dave Winfield will provide the offensive punch to go along with an awesome pitching staff, anchored by Morris and Jimmy Key. The Red Sox will ride Roger Clemen• s multi-mill.ion dollar ann to a distant second place finish, wilh Wade Boggs putting his probIt.ms behind him to hil over .350. Detroit has the rocket launchers in the middle of it's order, with Cecil Fielder, MickeyTeuletonandRob Deer, but if NASA struck out as many times as the rocket launchers do, the deficit would be double what it is today. The Brewers, afta' sweeping changes within their organil.atioo, will be mediocre, again. Paul Molitor and Robin Yount just are not super men and cannot lead Milwaukee to the promised land by themselves. If Teddy Higuera wouldlayoftheBurritoSupreme's and Dan Plesac would lay off the donuts, the staff might be solid. Jamie Navano and Chris Bosio are strong,butcannotcarrytheload. If Greg Vaughn and Daryl Hamikon come along, the Brewers could malce a late season nm, but don't countoniL As for the rest ol the division. weak would be the only word to descn'be iL New York has started strong, but look for a big time fade. Baltimore and Cleveland made some off season ctwwes. but ., did Sears. AL EAST Predictions 1. Blue Jays 96 66 2. Red Sox 90 72 3, Tigers 85 77 4. Brewers 81 81 S. Yankees 75 87 6. Orioles 70 92 7. Indians 68 94 Divisional Offensive MVPC e c i l Fielder (figers) Divisional Cy Young Roger Clemens (Red Sox) The National League East should have a repeat winner. Even though the Mets have Bobby Bonilla, the Pirates will take the division aown again in 1992. Barry "U.S." Bonds looks to be on pace for his strongest season ever, and Doug Drabek and Zane Smith wilh anchor a strong pitching staff. Jay Bell is the most under-rated shorutop in baseball and Andy Van Slyke and Bonds make lhe Bucs outfield the strongest in the division. The Mets, who have stonger tallent than the Pirates, will just never put it all together. There are always too many distractions to allow Howard Johnson, Booilla, Gooden and Vince Coleman to perform • to par. The Cardinals made a strong showing last season and if their pitchingstaysstrong,theycouldbe there at season's end. Lee Smith, with 51 ~ves last season, won't blow too many late inning leads. The Cubs, Phillies and Expos will finish in the lower half of the division, they just don't have enough pitching to cut iL NL EAST Predictions 1. Pirates 96 66 2. Mets 92 70 3. Cardinals 90 72 4. Cubs 80 82 5. Phillies 72 90 6. Expos 70 92 Divisional Offensive MVPBarry Bonds (Pittsburgh) Divisional Cy Young Doug Drabek (Pittsburgh) In the NL West it could be wide open, the Reds, Braves.Dodgers and Padres all have sarong squads. If the PadJes can pu1 it all together, look for a pennant for Fred McGriff and company. McGriff. the "Crime Dog". will clean up a solid line-up which includes Tony Femandez.BipRoberts, Tony Gwynn, Gary Sbeflield and Benito Santiago. The key lo the Succes.1 of Padres will be their pitching. If younpter Andy Benes puts it all togeda, he will wil die NL Cy Young. Vctaan Brw:e Hurst should have lnodler solid season and ace ieleivcn Craig Lcffertsand Lany Andersmsbould shore up the bullpen. The Reds pilChingSllff sbould carry them through the 9WOG. With Tom Browning. Greg Swindell, Jose Rijo and Tim Belcher, lhe Reds could bave die best staff in the league. If die offensive punch is there, wilb Eric Davis and Paul O'Neill, tbc Rcds will be tough to beaL The Braves and Dodgas allo have tough pitching Slaff1111d will give opposing teams map headaches. It will be IOO tough for die Braves to repeat last years perfll'• mance, however, and the Reds and Padres will be IOO much fll' die Dodgers to handle. The also rms in the west will be the Giants and the Asuos. 1be Giants have toollllllyintcmal ~ lems and the Aslros are just IOO young. NL WEST Predictions 1. Padres 96 <i6 2. Reds 9S 61 3. Braves 92 70 4. Dodgers 90 72 5. Giants 75 87 6. Astros 70 92 Divisional Offensive MVPF r c d McGriff (San Diego) Divisional Cy Young Andy Benes (San Diego) As far as the World Series goes, look for the White Sox to beat whoevec they face, m die one year old Comiskey Park is die site of four of seven games. Dr.L-GregLiepl Due to populardemllld. Dr. L is back on the spor1S bea1. and is ready to spread his spor,sexpertise IO all those who need id (i:.spe. cially those who picked lndiaDI ii the NCAA tournament) After succeafully pickilll Duke towinitallacoupleof weeb ago, Dr. L Im been forced out" retirement. and be ... beCII llked to pick this yes•• t,aeblD ..... ings. This is how Dr. L sees iL SeeDr.L-84 ~J6, 1992 11t-L•Ernm --- B 2 AL WEST Predictions t.Oicll'O While Sox 2. Toll Ringen 3.Mil orTwins 4. $ellde Mariners 5. QjllDd Alhlctics 6. ~ Angels ?. X-S C11y Royals Qk:a80 and Texas will com- ,-far die A.L West crown this ,-. Boda teams have better than .,_. offense. In fact. Texas• c,ffallive line-up may be best in _,.al HoweYCr, pitching is the key. 1111 die While Sox have the nod 11e1e ill die form of Fernandez. McDowell.Alveraz. Hibb3rd with RldmkYandlbiggy in the bullpen. FCl'T~IOOmany~tions. W'aD Ryan be able IO pitch in the wbole Yfl!l'I If not. can Kevin Browncaaytheloed? Can Kenny Rops or Jeff Russell regain all- • form? Overall, things being equal. pilching is what will win for the While Sox. *Sjde Noc,es Look OUl for a catcber named Ivan Rodriguez - Next Carbon Fisk?? 1146 Sheridan Road Kenosha, WI ALEASI l, Toronto Bluejays 2. Boston Red Sox 3. Milwaukee Brewen 4. New York Yanlcees S. Detroit Tigers 6. Baltimore Orioles 7. Cleveland Indians Ho-Hum, ooceagain the Blue Jays will be the "toast" of the EasL The addition of Jact Morris only adds strength to their already solid pitching staff. Successful comeback by Dave Steib will only help. Defensively and offensively they are very solid. Ob, and by the way, Kelly Gruber is hlCk at third. The Red Sox will come in second once again. Haven'tdoneanythinglOhelpoutthe"RocketMan", although they did acquire Frankie "SweetMusic"Viola. Offensively, they lack a Joe Carter, RoberlO Alamar, ora healthy Kelly Gruber. However, look for the name Moe "Don't call me Curly" Vaughn. Overall, Toronco bas the complete package. •SjdeNotes NYYankeeswill finish ever-so near tbat.500eclipse this year. Baltimore's new ball park will buy them sixth place. And Robin Yount will reach the 3,000bitmilestone. Lastly though the drwns in Cleveland are still beating. Now here is a look at the National league. NLEAST 1. Pittsburgh Pirates 2.NYMets 3. Montreal Expos 4. Chicago Cubs 5. Philadelphia Phillies 6. SL Louis Cardinals Yes, the Pirates will survive with one-half of the Killer Bee's. Still have Barry Bonds.Doug Drabek,andnicecastofochetplayers. Van Slyke in the outfield,Bucbell al tbird,Bell at shortstop, and Chico Lind at second. Also, a young playez named Orlando Merced at first. Will have to replace John Smiley, who was a twenty-game winner last year. Defensively, are very sound. "Threepeat" is a real posStl>ilily in the "S1eel-Ci1y". The only thing that will stop the Mets(besides defense/errors) fromwinning the division is themselves. Other than that, have all the ingredients to get back to the "promise-land". Bonilla, Sabemagen, Cone,i&Jo,andahealthyGooden co name a few. •sidenoees The dry-spell will continue in the "Windy-City". Since before the InduSlrial Revolution. Lasdy, htzc is bow the N.L. West will look. NL WEST 1) Cincinnati Reds 2) San Diego Padres 3) Atlanta Braves 4) L.A. Dodgers 5) San Francisco Giants 6) Houston Astros Out of all the divisions, this was the haJdest IO pick for Dr.L Any one of these teams has a realistic chance of winning the crown. Overall, Dr.L feels that Cincinnati may even have a belter pilcbing Slaff than Atlanta does. If. that is posgble. Helped themselves with the addition of Belcher, and Swindell. Atlanta returns the same team from last year.yet find themselves in a division that is more competitive than ever. What about Tommy's Boys? ls Eric Davis the Grand Opening Tonight Thursday, April 16 • RANGER NEWS Srorrs, Page B3 final piece IO the pmzlc? Overall, each of thele teams have helped themselves, and thereforat is •ybody's division. Minus the Gimls and As1ros. •Sidenoccs Dr.L 'a dakbane ream is the Padres. Have found a borne for Gary"Don 't call me a crybaby" 7. Ha~. young Siar in Andy Benes. "Prime Tune" hopefully will live up IO bis billing in Atlanta. Playoffs Chicago over Toronto (AL) Cincinnati over Piusburgh (NL) World Series Cincinnati over Chicago Wcll,lht.reyouba~iL Dr.L's predictions for this year. Only time will rellifDr.Lcontinuesbismagic. Stay tuned! Ted's Picks AL West White Sox AL Eut Red Sea NL East Expos NL West Dodgas Mike Caccioppo's Picks AL West While Sox AL East Toronto NLEast Mets NL West Dodgers Formerly the Karoke Club Don't miss the Grand Opening of Kenosha's newest HOT SPOT! Two Week Grand Opening Specials $3.00 Pitchers $1.00 Shots of Dr. McGillicudy's $1.00 Shots of Rumpleminze Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays . , Dance to the latest Jams with UW-Parks1de s Len Anhold on Chain Reaction's hot sound and lighting systems. ·--------------------------~ RANGER ~~~- NEWS SPOITS, Page}3 ...... 3 April 16, 1992 .,,---------------=-========------:---------------------- INTRAMURAL CORNER Aerobic Exercize Will be offered on Tuesday & Thursday evenings from 4:45-5:45 in the wrestling room. - shape up for summer. Water Aerobics is offered on Monday & Wednesday Evenings from 4:45-5:45. Basketball We're down to the elite eight in IM Hoops competition. In first round action, Still Ugly defeated Juice Crew 65-62 to advance to play number one seeded Hollywood. Dan Covelli and Scott Leinenweber scored 18 a piece to lead the victors, Santiago Friasnetted 26 for the Juice Crew. The Boyz, seeded 11th • put a scare into sixth seeded Straight P - No Cut before losing 89-87, three Boyz scored over 20 pointswith Mike Sranske leading the way with 27. Wes Croft scored 35 for the winners. Straight P will advance to play the Pro Birds. Foul Play defeated Charging Annadillos 56-52 to advance to play eed Really Rottens. Made Behl scored 22 in the victory. The Bad Boys from Biscayne, seeded fifthad no trouble with We Improved, winning 80-52. Gunner Jim Glinecki led the Bad Boys with 20 poits. · For more Information call 595-2267 or 595-2287 . , . . -~~9~z~ ""''k .. 'rw>. •· :~~-,,_ .. ,;~~'.'Y:~-~-~~~- ·. . .· Final Intramural Basketball Standings Eastern Division Team Hollywood Really Rottens S.M.D. Foul Play Still Ugly Juice Crew W L 12 0 10 2 9 3 6 5 5 8 4 8 Tuesday, Aprll 14 Thursday, April 16 7:00C 7:00 8:00C 8:00 12) 1) Hollywood f 12-0) • 8) Still Ugly (fH3) 7:00C Stlll·Ugly 9) Juice Crew (4-8) 4) Pro ~ird_s (9-3) 6) Straight P (6-5) 7:00 Straight P. 1-1) The Q9yz (2-1 0) 2) Really Rottens (10-2) 7) ~oul Play (~-5) a:ooc· Fou_l-Pl~y 1 Q)Chg. Arms .. (3-9)' 3) S.M.Q. (9-3) 5) Bad,B.oys (8::.5) 8:00 Bad Boyz We lm0roved (0-12 Western Division Team Pro Birds Bad Boys Straight P Rave Chg. Armadillos TheBoyz We Improved W L 9 3 8 5 6 5 4 8 3 9 2 10 0 12 Tuesday, Apr II 21 Thursday, Apr II 23 7:00C 7:30C Champion 8:00C - - Wingspread Fellow Tm RANCD Nsws, Page IS The breakup of the Soviet Union and the role of the West By J. DelaiM Rogen Wingspread Fellow eign Editor of Neue Zurcher dia.imagesoftheWestpenetrated Zeiwng of Zurich, Switzerland, an Iron Cmtain ~ able to censor manded change. Therefore that change, namely glasnost and the search for truth. &CCQl'ding to Dr. Kux, came from within the Soviet Union and not from the West to make a long tmn commi1111ent to open up its economy and include the East in the Comrncn Market. not ma-e surface relief. 1be F.ast will modernize much fastcr than we realize due to the genuine desire to change coming from within its own people. As the West presumes to celebrlle the end of the Evil Empire, citing a Soviet desire for our supe10 economic structures and irresistible popular culture a, the DNA of gtasnost. it is suggested that the West must immediately transplant jt, democracy and consumer oriented thinking <r lose the Soviet Union to one of those evei--lurking toealilarian dictators who forever fascinate the non-industtialized world. It is this limited first world view and perhaps arrogance that has led us to believe that only through imitation can the wt achieve success. We must begin to accepl lhal the changes in the Soviet Union are coming from with.in and that our part is to welcome the emerging nations intoourecooomy so they can achieve success as they perceive it. not as we dictate it should be. According to Ernst Kux, Fellow of the Woodrow Wilson Center for International Studies in Washington, D.C. and former Forr····--------~ I I \JE.65 t ! I I I I mass expenditures on defense at or restrict its audience against adtbecostof domestic programs have vances in satellite, computer, fax, indeed created tremendous hard- radio and television communicashi~ for the Soviet people. But lions. But rather than creating just a, in the U.S., sacrifices were Western wannabees as the West explained as the Jl'ice of protection has assumed in many recent editoand each advance in technology rials. these images led younger required new investments to re- Soviets to question the messages main competitive and secure. For of their own leaders. Feeling beseventy years, Communist leaders ttayed and alienated by an aging have nurtured an image of the West bureaucratic elite, the younger genas a decadent, selfish society in eration did not feel the same loydecline and without concem for its alty to party ideology but instead nwspopulation. Withtheincreas- saw a government so mired in deing availability of electronic me- ceit and self-inaerest that they deMovies, Munchies .... 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Tuition Award Program in trouble Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document [ Volume Tuition Award Program in trouble by Brian Matsen Staff Writer reinstated every two years, prior to the university's re-application. "[Students receiving awards] have to be upper class students," Kirk said. She noted that the University did not get a cut in its budget: it was merely turned down for its 1995-97 TAP biennium, Kirk also expressed concern in Thompson's decision to leave TAP out. Using 1995-96 projections, without the TAP program, the University would experience a cut of 1.15% in its rev-enue or an additional $700,000, from cuts already made, in the 1995-97 budget. In a memo from Kirk, she wrote that "we anticipate $269,075 from tuition payments from TAP students in '95-96; $51,261 from segregated fees; and $14,000 in parking fees." She continually noted that TAPis not a reciprocity program and does not place a restraint on Wisconsin students who would want to attend the University. The TAP program would only make available revenue that would not be otherwise. Because Parkside is primarily a commuter institution, it has limits on recruitment markets by how far students are Willing to drive. This recruitment area is bound by its location with Lake Michigan to the east and Illinois the south. Kirk Marilyn Foster Kirk, Assistant Chancellor of University Relations, expressed concern for Governor Thompson's budget released February 14. In Thompson's budget, the re- authorization of the Tuition Award Program (TAP), allowing Parkside to recruit 200 students from northern Illinois at in-state tuition rates, was absent. "It's an extremely important program:' Kirk said. TAP was first introduced in the 1988-89 academic year and has been expressed concern over whether Wisconsin students could fill the enrollment gap created by the loss of TAP students. Also, with a limited 403 oncampus housing spaces and with 98- 99% occupan c rates in housing near the campus, out-of-area .Kirk students Irom other regions of Wisconsin would not have a place near the campus to stay during their enrollment. All members of the southeastern legislative delegation support an amendment to the governor's budget to re-authorize Representative Cloyd Porter, a member of the Joint Finance Committee, has agreed to support TAP in his committee. Senator George Petak has also pledged to help Parkside as much as he can. "We're doing everything we can," said Kirk. For additional information, call the Office of University Relations at 595-2431. Focus on Women The typical welfare woman discussed in workshops by Jim Hendrickson "Poverty is a women's issue," said State Senator Gwendolynne Moore (DMilwaukee). The 7th Annual Focus on poverty on women during a series of workshops held at UWParkside March 18. State Sen. Gwendclynne Moore discussed women's concerns in welfare reform, job training and other proposed social reforms. asserted that poverty is women's issue because a woman's "childbearing capacity thrusts [her] with Me. Right, do not always last forever. If the man leaves, financial pressures sometimes force the woman to seek assistance. "The typical welfare woman has two kids, has been married,"said Moore. "She's a mature on I The paradox of Indian affairs I By Pamela Bradshaw the government who needed to be dominant culture. Staff Writer watched "during the dangerous period One of the flaws of this act, Prucba "Paternalism and Dependency: the of transition from savage to civilized said, is that it imposed, "an alien form paradox of Indian affairs" was the life." of government on new tribes." The topic of a speech given by historian "The guardianship that this entailed tribes were expected to create their wild," sponsored by the Friends of the said, "The tribes could no longer "Much of the advance carne in the Library. maintain their age-old sustenance presidency of Richard Nixon," Prucha Father Prucha lectured about his patterns, therefore they became said. The supreme court "accepted the book entitled The Great Father, which dependent on the market economy of principle that tribes had to retain follows the history of Indian/White whites." individual sovereignty." relations from colonial times to the The first solution offered to Today, Prucha states that a "large present. eliminate the dependency was number of Indian communities are "The Great Father is not a allotment. The Indians were given now experiencing an economic boom definitive or comprehensive study," land and "expected to cultivate the from high stakes Bingo halls and Prucha stated. "My focus is really on soil in Anglo-American fashion," casinos." white history, how white societies according to Prucha. Prucha said that if the trend viewed the Indians and how the When allotment failed, the Indian continues the dependency could lessen Indians responded." Reorganization Act of 1934 was or even disappear. However, he also th~t, not. Indians as culturally inferior," Prucha strengthen the Indian tribes instead of very productive from of said. They were considered wards of having them assimilate into the stability." UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.PARKSIDE Unofficial election results posted/election contested The unofficial results of the March 8 and 9 Student Government elections have been posted. The results are: President, 203 votes for Tommy Richie, 139 votes for Jennifer Buchholz; Vice-President, 150 votes for Arian Rana Adair-Nichols, 142 votes for Tyson Wilda; Senators, 196 votes for Ten Jacobson, 163 votes for A. Anthony Flores, J 52 votes for Gabriel Millerd, 145 votes for Ami Ora va, 145 votes for Edwardo D. Vargas 111, 124 votes for Sonya Vollmer, votes for Luis Garces, Founders of earth day coming to UW-P by Kara Pacetti 116 votes for Brian F. O'Connell, 115 votes for Dexter (Mike) Bovee, 102 votes for Ray Lancour, 87 votes for Ronald Mulder, and 84 votes for Ron Wentzel. The top 9 votegetters for Senate win their seats. SlJFAC student-at-large is Gabriel Milierd and PlJAB student-at-large is Karl Heinitz The election has been contested. Hearings on this matter will be in the PSGA office located in Lower Main Place on Friday, March 24 at 11 am. thousand colleges, and one thousand communities were involved. "It was truly an astonishing grassroots explosion," Nelson recalled. "The people cared, and Earth Day became the first opportunity they ever had to join in a nationwide demonstration to send a big message to the politicians- a message to tell them to wake up and do something." "Earth Day achieved what 1 had hoped for," stated Nelson. "The objective was to get a nationwide demonstration of concern for {he environment ... and (to) finally force this issue permanently into the political arena:' In his 14 years at the Wilderness Society, Nelson has focused his efforts on protecting America's national forests, national parks. and other public lands. Recently he has been concentrating on U.S. population issues and sustainability. Gaylord Nelson. former U.S. Senator (0-WJ) and Counselor of The Wilderness Society, will be coming to on Wednesday, March 29, to speak on campus, attend a social hour and possible media event. For 40 years he has been one of the nation's foremost environmental leaders, best known as the founder of Day. He is scheduled to speak in Union 104 at noon. His speech, entitled, "Environment- Populaiion- Sustainable Development: Where Do We Go From Here," focuses on population growth and how to build an economically and environmentally sustainable society. Earth Day originally began on April 22, 1970. as a national environment teach-in. An estimated twenty million people participated in demonstrations all across the country. Ten thousand grade schools and high schools, two Motivate and make IIHerstory" by Brian Matsen years Women's History Month, on March 8th at noon in Molinaro 113, the senior counselor of Student Health & Counseling Services, Barbara Larson, gave an informative speech titled, "Increase Self-Esteem/Increase Personal Power" to an audience of women. The Women's History Month theme is "We'll Make Herstory." The focus of Larson's talk was not reserved for women only. This talk. which turned out to be an open discussion, applied to everybody. Larson's purpose was, and still is, to help people learn how to increase the value upon themselves, and increase their ability to be a "shaker and a maker." Most of the audience left that room with a smile and probably felt a little better that day than usual. Besides handing out a series of helpful leaflets, she wrote on the chalkboard a cycle that everyone seems to follow. She recognized that it's not our fault for willfully traveling this negative cycle. We were taught to follow this cycle ever since we were little. "We were taught to be perfect," she said. The scenario that if you didn't get all A's in school, you could have done berter, is an example. The cycle is composed of four sections; "You don't like yourself:' "You don't take car~ of yourself," "You choose negative behaviors," and "You engage in negative thinking." The cycle continues and the person is on a oneway ticket to self-sabotaging his or her future goals and dreams. Larson warned the audience about following this cycle. People should like themselves. "You're valuable just because you're you," she said. Instead of not caring for yourself - do. Treat yourself out to a movie or out to lunch at a good restaurant. Why should the slogan of Dairy Queen's "We Treat You Right," be reserved only to the patrons of Dairy Queen? volume 23, Issue 23 Thompson 200 state program,'' in budget; merely turned down for its 1995-97 biennium. 96 96; TAP is willing to onc amp us 98- occup a n y area Marilyn Foster Kirk from TAP. informauon, DMilwaukee). Women discussed the impact of UWParkside Gwendolynne Moore a into poverty." Relationships, even Mr. 'said see Women continued p.3 I Prucha 'The Francis Paul Prucha, on March 8th, was paternalism run wild.'' Prucha own constitutions. came old Father. White 1s slated. American history. The whites originally "saw the created as an effort to reconstitute and points out that, "Gambling is not a economic Said th~m WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE March 23, 1995 Vice-President, 150 Nichols, vo1es I 96 Teri 152 voles Orava, III, voles Vollmer , 117 voles I 15 SUFAC at-large Millerd PUAB at-large II. Nelson, S. {D-WI) Parkside Wednesday. Earth speech. PopulationSustainable V.'here 1970, in. 'cared. I the .. lo) arena." America· s parks, S. 11 Herstory 11 To launch the activities for this I I 3, Esteem/Increase talk, was. themselves. \\ith faul! didn'1 better, dor(t yourself," care 1n nega1ive oneway sabotaging followi11g themselves ... JUSl Trea1 10 1he Right,'' 10 2 Spring blood drive results Assembly launches new committee on generation x not going to get AIDS because they're taking your blood." The needle that is used is brand new, sterile, and disposable for each donor. She expressed that it's "100% safe, giving blood." The biggest fear she pressed is the fear of the needle. "lt's that flrsr time that's reaUy difficult," she said. After an initial visit, the person is usually back to donate again. Although Riese was, and still is grateful - "J'd like to thank everyone; students, faculty, and staff who donated blood or helped to make the blood drive a success." - she would have liked to get a better turnout. She said that with "the size of the campus, we should be able to give more ·[blood]." by Brian Matsen On March I, Student Health Services, under the direction of Sandra Riese, director of Health & Counseling Services, sponsored this year's Spring blood drive in Union 104-106. Unfortunately, "compared to last year, we had less [blood]," said Riese. This year the blood drive accumulated 68 pints, compared to last years 72- pint total. Flus and colds could have had some impact on this year's decline, noted Riese. After a conversation about AIDS, she said that the unfounded concern of getting AIDS by giving blood might have been a possibility too. "I don't think it's the biggest fear," she said. "You're The committee will look at issues including economics, education, outlook on the future and role of government in the context of the much-talked-about generation. "If you look at government in the United States, you see committees that cover topics from children to aging," said Rep. Tim Hoven (R-Port Washington) also a co-chair of the committee. "The 18-30 generation often feels left out of the public dialogue, yet they have the greatest stake in what will be happening 10 and 20 years down the road. this committee hopes to give them the voice they need (0 communicate their concerns and views for the future. Members of the Wisconsin Assembly traveled across the state Monday to announce the creation of a legislative committee to take up the issues of today's young adults. The "Generation NEXT' committee is the first of its kind in the nation and will examine the concerns and issues facing 18-30 year-aids and issue a report of its findings as well as recommendations for legislative action. "Wisconsin is on the cutting edge," said Assembly Speaker David Prosser (R-Appleton). "In the first few months of the new Republican majority, we've passed monumental legislation with our eyes trained on a brighter future. With this committee, we're focusing on the most important part of our future- the people who will live it." Rep. Mike Huebsch (R-Onalaska), 30, said this committee, which he will co-chair, will gather information through d.ialogue with the members of the generation. "As a member of this generation, I know how much hype and misconception surrounds it," Huebsch said. "With this committee, we will find out the facts about the group that has been labeled 'Generation X' by others and offer our generation an opportunity to finally define itself in its own words." Self esteem counseling support group A 5 session counseling support students must be able to attend all five group is being offered by Student sessions, ready and willing to work at Health & Counseling Services for changing ineffecti ve thinking and students who want to work on behaviors, and agree to confidentiality. improving their self esteem. The For more information and to group will meet on Mondays from register for the group, call Barbara noon to 12:50 on March 27, April 3, Larson at 595-2122. Barbara is a April 10, April 17, and April 24 Senior Counselor at UW-Parkside, (bringing lunch is encouraged). Health & Counseling Services and To be eligible to join the group will lead the group. Volunteer of the week John C. Weaver, 79, first UW System President and 15th UW-Madison President, dies in California. university education all citizens of Wisconsin." Added Lyall, "I know the entire university community, past and present, joins with me in extending our deepest sympathies to John's wife, Roberta, and the Weaver family." UW -Madison Chancellor David Ward praised Weaver, a fellow geographer, saying that: "The value of his leadership during the first years of the UW System cannot be overemphasized. His vision and common sense guided and shaped the new System as it evolved into one of the nation's finest institutions of higher learning. Dr. John Carrier Weaver, the first president of the University of Wisconsin System and the 15th president of the University of Wisconsin, died in his sleep at 2 am March 10 at his home in Rancho Palos Verdes, California. He was 79. . Weaver became president of the University of Wisconsin on January I, 1971, succeeding Dr. Fred Harvey Harrington. Later that year, Weaver led the UW campuses into the merger with the Wisconsin State Universities System, a merger that created the existing UW System. Weaver served as president of the UW System until 1977, when he became a visiting distinguished professor of geography at the University of Southern California (1977-85). He later served as the first executive director of USC's Annenberg Center for Study of the American Experience (1978-81). He was succeeded as president of the UW System by Dr. Edwin Young. UW System President Katharine LyaIl announced Wea ver' s death the same day at the regular meeting of the Board of Regents. "John Weaver will be remembered and appreciated for many things," she said, "but most especially for his unequaled passion for extending the opportunity of a Students are selected as "Volunteers recently rated Diane "excellent" and of the Week" by their altruistic made the following comments, "Diane attitudes, the amount of time shared is super! She interacts very well with within the community and the positive the children in a warm yet professional impact their service has manner. She seems to made in the Iives of know what to do before I others. This weeks ask her. Monday volunteer is Diane Olson. afternoon wouldn't be the Diane Olson is a junior same without her." majoring in English with Diane reports, plans to become an "Volunteering at Bain elementary school has strengthened my own teacher. Diane enrolled in personal goal and dream the Parkside Volunteer "'r:-::-:--;;;;:-::=-==-"'" of becoming a teacher. I Program in January, 1992 Diane Olson have learned so much when she helped out at the Shalom from Mrs. Wright and the children. I Soup Kitchen in Kenosha. In October, wish Icould be with them everyday." 1994 Diane began Volunteering in the Thanks Diane for giving of your first grade c1assroom of Gail Wright at time and attention to first grade Bain Elementary School in Kenosha. children in one of the inner city She has been assisting in the schools in Kenosha and for going the classroom every Monday from noon - extra mile. 3:00pm ever since. Mrs. Wright Volunteer opportunities Racine correctional institute volunteers. Volunteers can improve inmate's thinking patterns; enhance inmate's self concept; and to provide opportunities to focus on furthering educational plans/goals. Students interested in criminal justice or any human service, inquire in Volunteer Office in Career Center. Office- Un.ion Grove needs volunteer to do a variety of duties. 3 hours weekly in April and May. See Carol in Volunteer Office. One-Time Events Need Volunteers: Kenosha Public Museum at the County Center in Bristol. 2 people to help at booth on Sat., March 25th from 9:30am Join the whale team. Are you interested in Marine Biology -I 1:30am. or just enjoy learning about whales? Share that knowledge with elementary school children several times during the semester. Ask for details in the Volunteer Office. Arthritis Foundation at UW -P campus during "Well Day" on Wed., March 29th for a 1 hour shift giving out information. See Diane Yaris in the Volunteer Office. Librarian's assistant needed. Racine County School UW-Parkside Police Incident Report 3/6/95 Inc 95-162 Personal Property Theft - A faculty member reported his parking permit stolen. - A vendor at UW -P was questioned about the brand name tags attached to purses being sold in the Union. Vendor removed tags. Traffic Violation Student cited for nonregistration of vehicle. exceeding speed Citation issued. Property Theft, CART, 285 ( 10:45 am) - A student reported an auto submitted. observed student exceed the speed limit. A citation was issued and report submitted. issued submitted. and report 3/1 0/95 Inc 95-179 Traffic Violation ·A visitor was cited for nonregistration of vehicle and no valid driver's license. 3/8/95 Inc 95-170 Traffic Violation/Other, Outer Loop/Ctb. JR. (6:56 pm) - UPPSofficer observed student exceed speed limit. Citation issued. 3/l0/95 Inc 95-177 Personal Property Theft - Housing student's passenger side window of his vehicle was smashed unknown subject stole an equalizer 3/8/95 Inc 95-168 Traffic Violation, Outer Loop/Hwy JR. (to:04 am) - UPPS officer observed student fail to stop for stop sign. A citation was issued for Slap sign violation and warning given for failure to wear seat belt. 3/9/95 Inc 95-175 Traffic Violation/Other, Wood Rd.lHwY E. (9:39 - UPPS officer student the speed limit. Citation 3/6/95 Inc 95-163 Medical Assist - A UW· Parkside student was accidentally struck In the throat by a baseball. Victim transported to St. Catherine's for medical screening. 317/95 Inc 95-165 Traffic Violation Visitors were cited for seat bell violations. March is Seat Belt Month. 3/9195 Inc 95-t73 Parking Enforcement- Tow, Ed tot (2:37 pm) - UPPS officer confirmed student as a was 3/10/95 Inc 95·180 Traffic Violation - A visitor was cited for defective head- lamp and suspended driver's license. 3/8/95 Inc 95-171 Traffic Violation/Other, Outer Loop Rd/Wood Rd. (9: 15 pm) - UPPS officer observed subject exceed speed limit. Citation issued. 3/1 0/95 Inc 95- t 78 Agency Assist - UWP student drove into a across Comml 101. Dept. requested to handle report due training needs. 317/95 Inc 95-166 Traffic Violation Student cited for stop sign violation. 3/9/95 Inc 95-176 Traffic Violation/Other, Wood Rd.lHwy E. (to:05 pm) - UPPS officer observed subject exceed speed limit. Citation was 3/10/95 Jnc 95-181 Traffic Violation - UW-p student was cited for defective head lamp and seat belt violation. 317/95 Inc 95-140 Worthless Check Student paid for her "NSP' check. 3/8/95 Inc 95·169 Traffic Violation/Other. Outer Loop/Wood Rd. 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Letters to the Editor must follow guidelines ouUined in the Editorial section. is published by students of the University of Wlsconsin·Parkside who are solely responsible for the editorial policy and content contained herein. 3 Career fair highlights achievement The Nursing Center alternative Dy Jim Hendrickson "To get anywhere. especially as a black person, you have to have a degree behind you." So said Zimmeri Cox at the African-American Career Fair which UW.parkside hosted on March 16. 300 area high school students attended theevent. The purpose of the fair was 10 promote awareness among African- American students about career choices, and education as a primary road to success. Cox came from poverty to become a respected art history professor. He gradUaled from high school in 1939 during the Great Depression. "We werepoor before that though," said Cox. "I remember going to bed hungry." Education advanced him. As a Fulbright scholar, Cox went to Europe to study architecture and an history. "I got my job because I had theeducation and training:' said Cox. RickJones, a Racine-based lawyer, spoke to a small group about his Success. "~e hardest part was having no money in your pocket and seeing other people with fancy cars and ~lothes. They'd get up at noon, do a h~le business, and come play ball WIth you at 6." It's hard to keep going, Zimmeri but you have to if you want to get COX: ahead. "School is hard. You have to study." Willis Payne is station manager of Channel 49, RacineIMil waukee. As station manager he oversees operations and production operations for the station, which runs mostly home shopping. Payne received his BA from UWMilwaukee. Because 49 is a smaller by Pamela Bradshaw provide that multi-disciplinary kind of experience so that we learn how we "A more holistic approach to health can all collaborate with each other, so care," is how pediatric nurse- that we use what we are best prepared practitioner Vicky Talbert describes for to serve the people," according to the nursing center located in the Will" Shalom Center. Others participating in the multi- The Shalom Nursing Center, disciplinary effort include graduate opened in October 1992, is operated nurses, medical students, medical by the UW·MilwaukeeIUW-Parkside residents and physicians. Consortial Nursing Program. Federal The clinic provides health care to funding from the Division of Nursing people who use the services of the and a grant from the Area Health Shalom Center. On Tuesday nights a Education Center (AHEC). now physician comes to see cases beyond located in Tallent Hall, help to support the scope of nursing. However, the clinic. Talbert states that, "65 percent of the Nursing centers employ registered problems can be managed by nurse nurses and nurse practitioners to practitioners and nursing alone." provide basic health care services. The The nursing center sees a variety of popularity of nursing centers as an problems including hypertension, alternative source of basic health care diabetes, urinary tract infections, is growing, according to a 1992 article gastrointestinal problems and mental in Modern Healthcare Magazine. health problems. "We see a lot of Coordinator of the Consortia] people who are very socially isolated," Nursing Program, Joan Wilk, states Wilk said. that rhe federal funding requires that Some of the services provided by "25 % of the nursing students have the clinic are: adult health screenings significant exposure to working in the and exams, woman's health care, community nursing center. infant and children's health care, teen "A lot of our students have had no health services and parent/child experience with the homeless. They support. don't know what they are getting into "Trying to keep people well and exactly. They come in with one idea of teach them about health promotion," is wbat a homeless person is and they the center's focus, said Wilko There leave with a pretty different idea." are many free materials available in Education is also a large part of both English and Spanish regarding AHEC's mission. The goal is, "to health promotion. Fulbright grants available The United States Information Society (USIA), the J. William Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board and the Institute of International Education(IIE) announce the official opening on May 1, 1995, of the 1996-97 competition for Fulbright Grants and other grants for graduate study abroad in academic fields and for professional training in the creanve and the pertorrrung ens. Students currently enrolled in University of Wisconsin-Parkside (college or university) should contact Lillian Trager, the Fulbright Program Adviser on campus, located in GR202 or GR335 for brochures, application forms and further information. The deadline for the receipt of applications is Sept IS, 1995. Applications will be reviewed on campus prior to being forwarded to TIE for the October 23, 1995, deadline. station, he says he advanced more quickly than he would have at WTMJ or WISN. "For Gobs in] technical or editing, I recommend going to a twoyear instead of a four-year school, like MATe. It gives the hands-on experience; 4-years give more of the theory. If you want to be a station manager or work for an ABC or NBC affiliate, then you should get your 4- year degree." There were also student panel discussions with students from Carthage, Gateway and UW-Parkside. One Carthage student said there should be more African-Americans going to school. 411 don't see enough of you there," he said. According to Carthage official Carly Drummer, there are currently 78 full time and 13 part time African- American students enrolled at Carthage College. OW Parkside has 250 African- American students out of a total population of 4403. "Keep going until you have it. Once you have it, improve .upon it:' Women, continued womanwho has children." According to Moore, some say that the way to lower taxesis to cut benefits. She finds that a specious argument because"every penny of AFDC [benefits] goes back into the local economy." Moore says when people talk about "welfarequeens," they only make a bad situation worse. Womenon welfare are not climbing out of poverty, she said."The thought that drags women back to poverty is, 'Whyshould I work when others get paid to stay at home?" Andgenerating more minimum wage jobs will not better poorwomen's position. "$4.25 an hour is not a Slart! Half wouldhave to go to childcare," stated Moore. The only wayto improve anything is action. "You gotta get mad!" Mooreexclaimed. "You have to say 'I'm opposed to this!'" Four focus groups offered courses of action to women at the poverty level. One group offered assistance in designingspending plans on a limited income. Another discussedthe impact of the "Contract with America." A thirdgroup shared its experiences in starting over. A fourth lookedat the many different faces of Wisconsin women in poverty. Tedi Winnett offered advice on planning finances on a limited income. "I'm not going to pretend there are any easy answers," said Winnett. "It doesn't matter how much you have, it's how you manage it." For your spending plan, be organized, but keep it simple. "You have to know what you have and where it goes," she advised. Poverty struck Glynda Chapple hard. After her divorce, she had to go to the welfare assistance office. "I did the one thing I thought I'd never do." And she thought others were looking at her and thinking "'What's she doing there?'" But her children needed food, and a roof over their heads. "The lady [at the welfare assistance office] was very nice ... She told me it happens to a lot of women." Summing up her presentation, Chapple said, "I know what it is to have, and I know what it is to not have." An awards presentation ended the day. Six area women were awarded for their service to southeastern Wisconsin: Pauline Mitchell, Wendy Miller, Barb Pinkenstein, Corinne Owens, Jean Mandli, and Vanda Kindermann. One Liberal's Opinion Student elections: Are they a waste of time? Letter to the Editor DearEditor, issues. Let's get real here! Do they Dueto our Governor's budget cuts, understand us? Do they understand ourcampus had to make big reductions. where we come from?!? I have to Andnaturally the first thing our top question their decision on this big dogswould go for is minority change. Where is their logic? As a programs! Meaning "Let's get rid of Peer Advisor for this office, 1 have seen Officeof Multicultural Student Affairs the benefits to the students of UW· (OMSA)!" Already, other concerned Parkside. I took this job not because of studentsaccompanied me to talk to pay, but because I wanted to help the AssistantChancellor Gary Grace. He students. My reward will be to see statedthat Anthony Brown would be them make it through school with me. movingto the administrative offices I hope that Latinos, African, Asian, reponing directly to the Chancellor, and Native Americans start to wake up otherOMSA staff would be dispersed on this campus! Do you students really to other duties. Where does that leave care or not? We need OMSA to thestudents of color on this campus? support programs and retention for PSGAsent student representation to the students of color. bUdgethearings. I ask what did they I also dispute what will happen to do? Nothing! They did not represent OMSA's future empty offices? 1can us! As a PSGA senatorv l asked to see it now, staff from other offices will attendthe meetings, but they had be fighting over this empty quarters. alreadypicked their clique to go. These people no doubt don't care the Nowthe students that benefited from minority students lose out as long as OMSAwill have to seek help from they get their space! If OMSA does get peoplewho have not walked in our scratched out of our University then the Shoes,nor people who understand the offices should go to the organizers that biaseswe feel. Yes, the rumor says that it houses! After all they are major thedecision makers here want the status, like PAS A, Ranger. PSGA, whOleuniversity to' deal with minority SOC, which all have offices. . 11:;;:"".. "' ...,....,.........-.". ...;-;",,>71. It is sad that I had to hear this EDITORIAL POLICY rumor in the halls and not from .The Rf/ngtr News encourages and invitesLetters 10 the Our Rulers. If these rumors are ~tOr. whelher they agree or disagree with a Slory or column. then we have lost another tsorellders' viewpoints on campus/community issues can be. true, d IS "When all vented through such leiters. war for the stu en . When many letters express similar viewpoints. a is said and done, we hyphenated ttpresenuuive sample maybe published, Letterssbould ~ot Americans are here LO stay, ~~, 2!50words and should be. delivered 10 the Ranger office bli happily or unhappily in \"'I..L D139C) before noon 00 Monday. Lettersmust be.lyped bub ng . " anddouble-spaced, mustcontainno misleading or libelous the great non-meltlOg pot - ~lcnt, an~ must include Ihe author's name andphone number. Enrique Lopez !fauerswhichfail to comply will be returned to the eutbcr.The A Anthony (Tony) Flores :Tlgtt News reserves the rig"l to edilleners. . will be again), and it is nice for the student body to recognize this. Also. due to the concern over the election committee disorganization, the committee has been reformed. Steve Zieman, the new chairman, is committed to giving all students a fair chance to run for office. So, don't damn them all because of a few. PSGA is one or our few outlets for constructive complaining. They CAN make a di fference. They must use their time and energy for opposing tuition increases and other student concerns. If they don't, they can't help us. Petty partisan bickering certainly DOESN'T help students. And helping students is their mission. kosher. (Adair-Nichols boyfriend was a member of the past election committee.) Adair-Nichols' biography was not printed in the 3/2195 Ranger with the others due to unknown circumstances. These issues necessitate a new election for VP. If you are unconcerned, remember that Jennifer Buchholz was elected to VP last year and succeeded to the presidency. It is important. All of the PSGA elections had the same basic problem: no one knew what was going on, and perhaps some folks who wanted to run never got the chance due to the packets being unavailable, I also am concerned about the level of dirty-dealing and backchat in the past election. Newt Gingrich, a master of the snide comment, has even publicly said, 'I personally do not intend to stay in a politics dominated by smearing and mudslinging-a politics which has all too often been characteristic of recent years in this country.' Mudslinging should have no place at Parkside. The people who engaged in this forgot that their primary mission is to help the students. As for positive notes, welt, Teri Jacobson did get the most votes for PSG A Senator. She was the most qualified person on the ballot (and by Barb Churchill Ranger Columnist Student elections. Are they a waste of time? The Parkside community seems to think that they are. The last batch might have been, because they probably will be invalidated. Several senators didn't get their election packets on time, and proper release forms weren't signed. There are possible problems with both the presidential and vice presidential elections. Tom Richie, presidential candidate, has had attendance problems throughout the past semester. Richie has been censured by PSGA for poor attendance, and has missed meetings at least four times according to records obtained in the PSGA office. Jennifer Buchholz, current PSGA president, is concerned. (However, she will not run against Richie if the elections are invalidated-) What kind of president will he be if he keeps missing meetings? The VP election also is problematical. According (0 outgoing PSGA Senator Deb Cutler, Adair- Nichols started campaigning before she should have. However, Wilda evidently made disparaging remarks about her boyfriend, which wasn't too Author's note: I recently contested this election. If you wish to do the same, you have until Friday, March 24th. There will be a meeting at 11:00 am to discuss contestations. Outrage of the Week: The baseball strike makes me ill. If my unions acted as Donald Fehr has acted "on behalf" of the players union, they would have gone out of business. The idea, Don, is give and take, not take- take-take. Otherwise, as CJ has put it, Fehr looks like the southbound end of a -cnhbound mule. areer fair highlights chievement y Jim Hendrickson ''To get anywhere, especially as a lack person, you have to have a egree behind you." So said Zimmeri Cox at the frican-American Career Fair which -Parkside hosted on March 16. spoke to a small group about his success. "The hardest part was having no money in your pocket and seeing other people with fancy cars and ~lotbes. They'd get up at noon, do a h~le business, and come play ball with you at 6." It's hard to keep going, station, he says he advanced more quickly than he would have at WTMJ or WIS • "For [jobs in] technical or editing, l recommend going to a twoyear instead of a four-year school, like MATC. It gives the hands-on experience; 4-years give more of the theory. If you want to be a station manager or work for an ABC or NBC affiliate, then you should get your 4- year degree." 00 area high school students attended !he event. The purpo e of the fair was 10 promote awareness among Africanroerican students about career tboices, and education as a primary oad to success. Zimmeri but you have to if you want to get Cox: ahead. "School is "Keep going until you have it. Once you have it, improve upon it." hard. You have to study." Willis Payne is station manager of Channel 49, Racine/Milwaukee. As station manager he oversees operations and production operations for the station, which runs mostly home shopping. Payne There were also student panel discussions with students from Carthage, Gateway and UW-Parkside. One Carthage student aid there should be more African-Americans going to school.") don't see enough of you there," he said. According to Carthage official Carly Drummer, there are currently 78 full time and 13 part time AfricanAmerican students enrolled at Carthage College . Cox came from poverty to become a re pected art history professor. He graduated from high school in 1939 during the Great Depression. "We were poor before that though ," said Cox. . "I remember going to bed hungry." Education advanced him. As a fulbnght scholar, Cox went to Europe to study architecture and art history. "l got my job because l had the education and training." said Cox. Rick Jones, a Racine- based lawyer, received his BA from UWMilwaukee. Because 49 is a smaller UW Parkside has 250 AfricanAmerican students out of a total population of 4403 . Women , continued woman who has children. " According to Moore, some say that the way to lower taxes is to cut benefits. She finds that a specious argument because "every penny of AFDC [benefits] goes back into the local economy ." Moore says when people talk about "welfare queens," they only make a bad situation worse. Women on welfare are not climbing out of poverty , she said. 'The thought that drags women back to poverty is, 'Why should l work when others get paid to stay at home?" And generating more mini mum wage jobs will not better poor women's position. "$4.25 an hour is not a start ! Half would have to go to childcare," s tated Moore. The only way to improve anything is ac ti on. ''You gott a get mad!" Moore exclaimed. "You have to say Tm opposed to this!' " Four focus group offered cour es of action to women at the poverty level. One group offered assistance in designing spending plans on a limited income. Another discussed the impact of the "Contract with America." A third group shared its experiences i n starting over. A fourth looked at the many different faces of Wisconsin women in poverty. Tedi Winnett offered advice on planning finances on a limited income. 'Tm not going to pretend there are any easy answers," said Winnett. "It doesn't matter how much you have, it's how you manage it." For your spending plan, be organized, but keep it simple. "You have to know what you have and where it goes," she advised . Poverty struck Glynda Chapple hard . After her divorce, she had to go to the welfare ass istance office. "1 did the one thing I thought I'd never do ." And she thought others were looking at her and thinking "'What's she doing there?"' But her children needed food , and a roof over their heads. "The lady [at the welfare assi stance office] was very nice .... She told me it happens to a lot of women." Summing up her presentation, Chapple said , "I know what it i to have, and I know what it i to not have." An awards presentation ended the day. Six area women were awarded for their service to southeastern Wiscon in: Pauline Mitchell , Wendy Miller, Barb Pinke n tein , Corinne Owens, Jean Mandli , and Vanda Kindermann . 3 The Nursing Center alternative by Pamela Brad haw "A more holistic approach to health care," i how pediatric nursepractitioner Vicky Talbert de cribes the nur ing center located in the Shalom Center. The Shalom ursing Center, opened in October 1992, is operated by the UW-Milwaukee/UW-Parkside Con ortial ursing Program. Federal funding from the Division of ursmg and a grant from the Area Health Education Center (AHEC), now located in Tallent Hall, help to upport the clinic. ur ing center employ regi tered nurses and nurse practi cioners to prm·ide basic health care service . The popularity of nursing centers a an alternative ource of basic health care is growing, according to a I 992 article in Modem Healthcare Magazine. Coo r dinator of the Con ortial Nursing Program, Joan Wilk , states that the federal funding require that "25 % of the nur ing student have ignificant expo ure to working in the community nursing center. provide that mult1-d1 ciphnary kind of experience o that we learn how we can all collaborate with each other, o that we use what we are best prepared for 10 erve the people," according to Wilk . Others participating in the multidi ciplinary effort include graduate nurses, medical student , medical residents and phy icians. The clinic provide health care to people who u e the service of the Shalom Center. On Tue day night a physician comes to ee case beyond the scope of nursing. However, Talbert tales that "65 percent of the problems can be managed by nur e practitioners and nur ing alone." The nursing center ee a variety of problems including hyperten ion, diabetes , urinary tract infections, ga trointe tinal problem and mental health problems . "We see a lot of people who are very socially isolated," Wilk said. Some of the ervice pro ided by the chnic are: adult health creening and exam , woman ' health care, infant and children' health care. teen "A lot of our tudent have had no health services and parent/child eJtperience with the homele s. They don' t know what they are getting into exactly . They come m with one idea of what a homeless person is and they leave with a pretty different idea" Education is also a large part of AHEC's mission . The goal is, "to support. "Trying 10 keep people well and teach them about health promotion," is the center's focu , aid Wilk. There are many free matenal a ailable in both English and Spanish regarding health promotion Fulbright grants available The United State Information Society ( SIA), the J. William Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board and the In titute of International Edu ation(IIE) announce the official opening on May I. 1995, of the 1996-97 compet1t1on for Fulbright Grant and other grants for graduate tudy abroad in academic field and tor profe sional trairung in the creauve and the pertormmg ans. Students currently enrolled in University of Wi con in -Parkside (college or university) hould contact Lillian Trager, the Fulbright Program dvi er on campus , located in GR202 or GR335 for brochure , application forms and further information . The deadline for the receipt of application I ept I 5, I 995. Application will be reviewed on campu prior to being forwarded to IIE for the October '.!3 , 1995, deadline. Letter to the Editor Dear Echtor, issues. Let's get real here! Do they understand us ? Do they under tand where we come from ?!? I have to question their decision on this big change. Where is their logic ? As a Peer Advisor for this office, 1 have seen the benefits to the student of UWParkside. I took this job not because of pay, but because I wanted to help the students. My reward will be to see them make it through school with me. One Liberal's Opinion Due to our Governor's budget cuts, our campus had to make bi g reductions. And naturally the first thing our top dogs would go for is minority programs! Meaning "Let's get rid of Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA)!" Already, other concerned students accompanied me to talk to Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace. He lated that Anthony Brown would be moving to the administrative offices reporting directly to the Chancellor, other OMSA staff would be dispersed lo other duties. Where does that leave the students of color on this campus? PSGA sent student repre sentation to the budget hearings. I ask what did they do? 'othmg! They did not represent us! As a PSGA senator, I asked to auend the meetings, but they had already picked their clique to go . ow the students that benefited from OMSA will have to seek help from people who have not walked in our shoes, nor people who understand the biases we feel. Yes, the rumor says that the decision makers here want the ~hole university to deal with minority I he;::: that Latinos, African, Asian, and Native Americans start to wake up on this campus! Do you students really care or not? We need OMSA to support programs and retention for students of color. I also dispute what will happen to OMSA · future empty offices? I can ee it now, taff from other offices will be fighting over thi empty quarters. These people no doubt don't care the minority students lose out as long as they get their space! If OMSA does get scratched out of our University then the offices should go to the organizer that it houses! After all they are major status, like PASA, Ranger, PSGA, SOC, which all have offices. . It is sad that J had to hear this E D I T Q A I A L p Q L I C Y rumor in the halls and not from Tht Rangtr New, encourage• and invites Le tters 10 the our Rulers . Jf the e rumors are ~ior. whether 1bey agree or disagree with a s1ory or column . true then we have lost another .., reader s· viewpointi on campus/cornmuni1y issues can be ' d ts "When all Yenled lhrough such leu""· war for the stu en • When many leners expres similar viewpoints, a i said and done, we hyphenated 1tprcsenia1ive 1ample rru,y be published . Leners should nol Americans are here to stay, :~ 250 words and should be delivered 10 the Ranger office bl' h ily or unhappily in •w.. Dl39C) berore noon on Monday . Leners mus1 be typed bub rng app . ,, : double-spaced, musi contain no misleading or libelous the great non-melung pot. • Lt leru , and mus1 include the authors name and phone number. Enri ue Lopez 11a:•s w,h1ch fail 10 comply will be returned 10 the author . Tht q A. Anthony (Tony) Flores " g,r New, reserves lhe 11gh1 10 edi1 le uers. - Student elections: Are they a waste of time? by Barb Churchill Ranger Columnist Student elections. Are they a waste of time? The Parkside community seem to think that they are. The last batch might have been, because they probably will be invalidated. Several senators didn't get their election packet on time, and proper relea e forms weren't signed . There are pos ible problems with both the presidential and vice presidential elections. Tom Richie, presidential candidate , ha had attendance problem throughout the past semester. Richie has been censured by PSGA for poor attendance, and has mi sed meetings at least four times according to records obtained in the PSGA office. Jennifer Buchholz, current PSGA president, is concerned. (However, she will not run against Richie if the elections are invalidated.) What kind of president will he be if he keeps missing meeting ? The VP election also is problematical. According to outgoing PSGA Senator Deb Cutler, Adairichols started campaignmg before she should have . However, Wilda evidently made disparaging remarks about her boyfriend, which wasn't too ko~her. (Adair- ichol boyfriend was a member of the past elect ion committee.) Adair- ichols' biography was not printed in the /'U95 Ranger w i th the other due to unknown circumstances . The. e i ue nece itate a new elecaon for VP. If you are unconcerned. remember that Jennifer Buchholz was elected to VP last year and ucceeded to the presidency . It is important. All of the PSGA elections had th ame basic problem : no one new what w going on, and perhap som folks who v.anted to run never got the chance due to the packet being unavailable. I al o am concerned about the level of dirty-dealing and backchat in the past election. , ewt Gingrich, a master of the sni de comment, ha even publicly aid. ' I per onally do not intend to tay in a politics dominated by smearing and mud tinging-a politics which ha all too often been characteri tic of recent years in thi country.' Mudslingmg should have no place at Parkside. The people who engaged in thi~ forgot that their primary mi ion i to help the students. s for po itive notes, well. Teri Jacob on did get the most vote for PSGA Senator. She was the most qualified person on the ballot (and will be agai n), and 11 1s nice for the tudent body to re ogni1.e thi . Al o, due to the concern o ·er the elc tion c ommittee di organiLation, the committee h been re~ rmcd, teve Zieman, the new chairman, is committed to giv ing all studem a fair chance to run f r office. So. don· I damn them all be , u e of a few. P GA i ne or our few outlet: for con tructive complaining. They CA make a difference. They mu t u~e their tim and nergy for oppo. ing tuition incrca ·es and other student concerns. If they d n ' t, th y can't help us . Petty part1 an bickering certain! DOES 'T help tudents . And helping tudent is their m,~ . 10n . Author' note : l recently conte ted th1 election . If you w1 h to do the ame, you have until Friday, 1arch 241h. There ill be a meeting at 11 :00 am to di cu conte talion . Outrage of the Week: The ba eball strike makes me ill. If my union acted a D nald Fehr ha . cted "on behalf' of the play rs union , they would have gone out of bu ine . The idea, Don. 1 give and take, not take-take-take. Otherwise. as CJ ha put it, Fehr loo · like the outhbound end of a r •,rthbound mule. 4 host Jim Hendrickson I don't know about you. but I'd forgive my wife if she tried to slowly poison me to death. On All My Children, Gloria was still rocking her baby Anna (really just a pillow, but she makes do.) when her mother came in. Mama Helen Marsh is used to getting her word in, and so when Gloria wouldn't stop paying attention to the pillow, Helen snatched it away. Of course, like any mother of a pillow, Gloria had to kill anyone who would take away her baby. If it'5 her mother, well that's just too bad. The wages of sin are death, sayeth Mrs Chandler. Well, the two fought their way down the hall to the court hearing which was deciding whether or not Gloria was competent to stand trial. Helen showed herself to be a wicked one to the court, and Gloria was found to be insane. Adam, Gloria's husband, was quite glad that she was not going to be tried for his attempted murder. Also in Pine Valley, a touching scene of love and loss: Beside Natalie's grave, Trevor saw Laurel. They promised never to see each other again. As they were parting, Jack walked by. (I'm sure he just wanted to how Natalie was doing.) Inspired by their love, Jack told Laurel she was free to make a life with the fashion refugee. Laurel was so happy, she ran to the Dillon home to tell him the news. Jack drank himself to sleep. And Janet imagined Trevor, Laurel, Timmie, and Harold (the dog) down in the well. You remember the well- the. one Janet threw Natalie down in order to marry Trevor. Idon't quite know how she's going to trick them all in the well at the same time, but nuttiness is the mother of invention. Speaking of nutty, on One Life to Live, Todd got idea that his wife Blair might not really be pregnant. Just because she tricked her last rich husband that way, doesn't mean she is trying to trick this rich husband that way. I mean, she didn't know for sure that Todd was Victor's son until after they slept together. And I think the woman actually pregnant. I don't think this storyline can go any other way. Because everyone expects her to he, she's probably telling the truth this time. She had a good thing going with Cord, who is much richer than Todd. Why risk it if you're not pregnant? Ms. Daimler has always been too smart for that. Blair's aunt Dorian is still stuck in the secret room. VikilNikilJean hasn't returned, so she has no food or water. (Thank goodness she still looks fabulous). There is no air circulating. She has no one to talk to (because she didn't think to develop alternate personalities). The. room is getting smaller. Seriously, expect Dorian will soon figure way out of the room. She has already discovered some loose bricks. Expect her to run to the police to confess to killing Victor? Idon't either, but she might tell Clint what Viki/Niki/Jean did to her. Clint has always been very understanding and helpful when Viki struggled with MPD before. Why, he even got Niki to fall in love with him years ago. Since Clint and Viki are destined for one another, expect the recovery process will hasten their reunion. In Salem, Marlena is still hospitalized, and she has those weird glasses, which hide her preternaturally glowing eyes. Stefano's still makirrg a fool of himself about Marlena, and Celeste is not happy about it. .. The devil inside Marlena is probably happy so few of her family members are left in Salem: Roman is gone, Sami is on the run, and Carrie and Austin are searching for her. (Eric didn't even send a Christmas card, but what do you expect from a boy who never visits home?) Like starcrossed lovers, and Austin are distant to one another. She is upset because she found lipstick on his pillow; he is heartbroken because he slept with Sami unknowingly (Remember, she used drugs to make him her sex slave.) and cannot tell Carrie until Sarni releases him from his vow of silence. (Some people can keep their word.) As Brady and Reed look for Sami, Jennifer continues to for Clark, her mother's one-night-stand. This time, Jennifer remembers she has ajob, and her talk-show to put out an on Clark. All Salem be involved in the search. Jennifer could solve this problem a lot quicker, if sbe'djust look in her shower. Clark is there, underneath the Prell and Zest, in the form of her ex-husband Jack. o«; by Mike Schaefer Howdy. I'm ... back. For those of you who don't recognize the byline, I occasionally wrote for the Ranger last year. This year, even with Nick Zahn's begging and pleading, I had decided Ijust didn't have the time. However, after writing a nasty letter to the editor and seeing it in print two weeks ago Iremembered how much fun this is. So ... J'm back. Those of you who knew me personally last year will probably remember that Ispent a lot of time talking about my future with the U of M at Minneapolis, and I know that some of you who have seen me hallprowling here at UWP but haven't had a chance to talk to me have been curious as to what happened (not losing any sleep over it.J should think, hut just wondering). To he honest, I'm not sure myself "what" happened, but Ican write about some of the events that occurred and let you figure it out for your collective selves. Oh, and for those of you who have no idea who I am (I'm nobody, really, just some guy with a keyboard) 1 hope that even without the background information behind my character, you'll still find the following somewhat entertaining and, maybe, even inspiring. So, since moving to Minneapolis (Sept 1st. 1994) I've had five jobs, one of which was being ~ roadie for Illi: Rooald McDonald for all of Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi and part of Missouri who, in 1972, shortly after returning from Viet Nam was in the wrong place at the wrong time in New Orleans and now has on his felony record convictions for heroin smuggling, male prostitution and white slavery. Incidentally, he was a freshman when Elvis was a senior and was in the last class to graduate from Elvis' high school. Also incidentally, he attended many of Elvis' parties (pretty much everyone was invited, Elvis was sooo cool) and the only words The King ever told him were,"Man, you talk too much." Oh, in case you haven't guessed. [ didn't stay in Minneapolis, but while I was there Idid visit the Mall of America (where Ialmost bought a Kurt Cobain memorial holographic keychain in the shape of a twelvegauge, ya' know, it's so much better to regret the things you did do rather than the things you didn't) and Irode the indoor roller-coaster (cheese, pure cheese); I discovered that even though a city may have an night skyline and pipe classical music to all of its downtown bus stops, the inhabitants can still be, well, less than friendly, ~ for a certain two American Indians Igot reaUy plastered 00 malt liquor (blecchh) with, crawled along underneath a freeway bridge over the Mississippi with, was initiated into their tribe around midnight by, told me a bunch of white people jokes (I didn't get any of them), reminisced about Speed Racer with, and who christened and renamed me "Crazy White Brother" in a blood ritual (I scraped my elbow climbing around on the bridge) although for the life of me [can't remember how to say it in the language of my people. So after having my car towed, becoming loved among the natives of this land (yet hated by my fellow whitemen) and being oppressed in general by our capitalistic, freemarket (what's free about it?) society, I packed all of my belongings and myself into my little Subaru (obviously, I got it back, but little did I know ...) I left my apartment (I was only there for a month, but that was enough) in Minneapolis and drove U.S. 61 south, where upon my arrival in Memphis, the person whom I had moved there for (I left Minneapolis for me, but Imoved to Memphis for her) told me she hadn't determined her sexuality and until she did ... well, it pretty much shot that relationship to hell and left me living on somebody's couch for three months (It sucked) during which time I learned how to drive a fork truck (not as a direct result of sleeping on a couch, and really not that big of a deal but a heck of a lot of fun, mean, if you're into heavy machinery and ... anyhoo ...), experienced a haunting (also not a direct result of sleeping on a couch, it was, however, a big deal but not a heck of a lot of fun), made contact with my spirit guide (who claims it was a direct result of my having to sleep on a couch, but Idon't see it, this was also a big deal, to me anyway, anQ. a heck of a lot of fun), visited Graceland (a direct result of who Iwas sleeping with on the couch and more fun than a big deal) (on and off the couch), gave some German guy (who I suspect was in this country illegally) a ride from Memphis to Atlanta where. apparently tired of my witticism and overall jocularity, he stole my car (interestingly enough, on the day my registration expired)(a foreign driver in a foreign car with expired northern tags cruisin' the deep south, hmmm ...) leaving me stranded for two days during which I carried my few belongings (a James sleep is awake for to see Dream w/me Fragile slithers the crave for craze Concise as pain, clever as lunacy Yearn was bestowed to thrill your ultra-hiss Lustrous, strides the shadow nearing your rainbow kiss Draft me, that I might prick your attention To feast off the nectar of your fainting seed Chum me. elegant, wi the tickle of your teetering chant Let me react to the bombastic web of your succulent prowl Let me embezzle (love) off your ,---,...-,-...,...-:.....--------1 caramel tongue cA stice 0/ ~ And massage the pulse of your lavish 1tA"'t4ti:"t'I,e . fountain 1l'O.i-'l'ft :.:,. . ~~~~Ching steady love that wi in me The Pleasures of Life Nestling in your silk bosom Etching robust promise on the visor of your sprightly vortex Singe me girl, with the sting of your pious embrace Allow me entrance to perpetual divinities your heart dines on in secret chamber Opportuning me flavor yet foreign Primary is our spectral caress and celestial song Ripe be my passion, . surfacing to speak love for you unhinged Through the breast of imagination -The Unknown Poet This is my brother Darryl, and this is my , S Poetry by Michael Zurad "No Appointment Necessary" What pleases me? Is it the breaking of a new day, mist covered meadows, free of manure? Is it the twinkle in a youngsters eye, sweet and carefree, as he positions a garden hose to fill a neighbor's car with water? Or is it perhaps love, flowering and blooming, grOWing like a cancerous cyst, to be eventually removed by an overpaid specialist? Well, could be. But what really pleases me is drinking two liters of my favorite carbonated beverage and belching the names of the fifty stales. In alphabetical order. Only Ihen do I feel truly alive. Larry n.s (some of which I sold to PSGA when I back to Kenosha)but also had a basement lab set up for the production of LSD; Iwas shown how to play all the guitar parts from The Jimi Hendrix Experience, but, man my fingers just don't l!Q that; and finally, I went into my first casino, won thirty dollars in quarters the first time 1 ever played a slot machine, saw Billy Gibbons from 7Z Top (whom fame has oot been kind to-s-he looked pretty rough), lost my thirty dollars plus another five of my own by the end of the night seven hours later, but had an incredible amount of fun (it went by much like John Travolta's cruisin' scene in Pulp Fiction), a lot of free beer and a free lobsterlsteak meal. In retrospect, sure, there were ups and downs. but ya' know ...I did get free beer, and that makes up for a Iot, Free check order! Michener book, a comb because I couldn't afford a brush, a travel size bottle of shampoo, a notebook and a pen) in a plastic Super 'D' Mister Drugstore bag and found that for the whole city of Atlanta there is only one very overworked lady to answer the 911 line who also has to double as the info desk person for the downtown Atlanta police precinct. Upon my arrival back in Memphis at the conclusion of this chapter in my life, as I walked off the Greyhound, I was told by a homeless man selling Playboys for fifty cents apiece that I was just like every other rich white boy who never gave nuthin' to n'body. So I gave him a knee in the groin. 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For tickets call 414)286-3663. onday, March 27- oon in Greenquist 103- ture "The Age of the O-Spm in MOLINARO 7- Women in Africa nt d.nesday, March 29- pm Main Place- Well Da n in Union 104-106. e: "Environmenttion- Sustainable lopment: Where Do W ill Here?" Senator Nelson 5 RTs Reol co Review: A Blast From the Past Jit\i H~N~Ri)( by Robby Thompson This week my intentions are to bring something new, but old, into my review. Every so often I will review a 'blast from the past." This means I will review a classic album that is not only great, but one that everyone should have in their collection. Today, with the age of CD's, almost all of the classic albums have been put on CD. Even more recently. the music is being remastered on CD, thus providing even a better sound quality. One such album is Jimi Hendrix's "Are You Experienced?" It is impossible to mention Jimi Hendrix's name in a sentence without the word "great." In 1967 Hendrix made the world aware, with the release of "Are You Experienced," that he was one of the world's most innovative and greatest guitar players ever born. The album spent an unbelievable 106 weeks on the Billboard charts leveling out at number fi ve. Even today "Are You Experienced?" continues to be a best seller. This is the album that gave us a the unforgettable hits "Purple your Green thumb to the Gtlrden by Barb Cburchill Altetnatlve "'"s\( G"t" Soundgarden really has come a long way in just a few short years. I intend to look at three Soundgarden cassettes, Louder than Love (1989), Badmotorfinger (1991), and Superunknown (1994). Soundgarden is one of the Seattle group of alternative bands. arguably the best known of the group. (One of the others is Alice in Chains.) Louder than Love was one of their first few albums. Chris Cornell. their lead singer. mostly spent his time screaming. The best song on the album is a tune called "Full on Kevin's Mom", in which he laments the end of a friendship because one of Kevin's friends got involved with Kevin's mom. It has odd harmonies and rhythms. but is very listenable, Most of the other songs are quite Haze" and "Foxy Lady." The songs "Fire" and "Hey Joe" are no strangers to the radio waves either. On any given day, on any sort of "rock" station, you are guaranteed to hear at least one or more of these songs, or anyone or more of his other numerous hits. Another good reason to have these classic albums is the fact that there is a lot more outstanding music on the albums that what is played over the radio, or what is rehashed on greatest hits albums. Most of my favorite Hendrix songs usually aren't heard on the radio, or if they are, it's not very often. Besides the popular songs that I have already mentioned, "Are You Experienced" provides many more great songs. "The Wind Cries Mary" is slower, bluesy song that shows off Hendrix's talent of great song writing and his innovative, bluesy guitar style. Less subtle are the rockers "Manic Depression" and "I Don't Live Today." These are songs that compare evenly with his hits "Purple Haze" and "Foxy Lady." They all contain that raunchy groove that Hendrix was capable of pouring out of his Fender reminiscent of 1960's psychedelia, and some just seem to be thrown together just to make an album. However, it's not a bad attempt. Badmotorfinger had several good songs. "Rusty Cage" talks about how a person will get into a rut, but eventually break out of it (and run). It has catchy lyrics and an interesting rhythmic structure. "Outshined" talks about a guy who's really tired, and feels like life has passed him by. As one line in the song puts it. "1'm looking California, but feeling Minnesota." Although pretty monotonous in melody, the song is memorable and exciting due to its rhythmic intensity. "Slaves and Bulldozers" is the third great song. The rhythm is dri ving and relentless, and the point that they seem to be making is that people in relationships really don't communicate all that well, and eventually they will feel, as the song THE JIMI HENDRIX deadly disease that kills within hours of infecting the victim. Outbreak dazzles the viewer with a star studded cast. Aside from Dustin Hoffman it also stars. Morgan Freeman, Rene Russo, Cuba Gooding, Jr., the ruthless Donald Sutherland and Patrick Dempsey. It is directed by Wolfgang Peterson. Like J stated earlier, I wasn't too Strat. Jimi Hendrix's unbelievable guitar style helped revolutionize the guitar styles used today. It is not hard to believe that what he did in 1967 is still being mocked today, decades later. He remains to be one of the most covered artists, both by amateur and professional musicians alike. To the music world "Are You Experienced" is more than an old says, "What's in it for me?" The other songs here mostly seem to depict Soundgarden as flirting with a heavy-metal sound, and aren't as memorable. In Superunknown, Cornell isn't screaming as much, and almost all the songs are excellent "Black Hole Sun" is the one everyone has heard. and "Fell on Black Days" was also widely heard. These songs depict people upset by failed relationships. Nothing they do is right, and they aren't sure why their partner doesn't care anymore. In "Spoonman" and "Mailman", they depict people who aren't recognized by their loveobject, and are doing everything they possibly can to call attention to themselves so they will have a chance at a relationship. In "Superunkncwn" they lament the uncertainty of life. In "My Wave" they take on hypocrisy. In 'The Day I Tried to Live", they depict 1ICairs from the [:rytic Outllreak impressed with what I saw from the previews. When I actually saw Outbreak, I was a believer. I enjoyed the acting especially Donald Sutherland, he is a born villain. Also with Cuba Gooding. Jr., r noticed a bil more maturity and confidence than in some of his previous films. Rene Russo seemed to be played the usual "We're divorced, but I still love you" role. Notice EXPERIENCE record, it is a piece of history that shows off the talent of one great guitar player. This piece of history deserves not to just be reviewed or criticized, but listened to and appreciated.. Ican say it's great, and time has proven its stability, but the only way for you to know is to explore the Jimi Hendrix experience yourself. frustrated people who really don't know what to do to improve their lives. (They have covered this idea before on a song called "Like Suicide" on Badmotorfinger, but this is a little better.) . Superunknown makes a great deal of sense, and is very listenable. Like any great cassette, and there is always something new worth hearing. It is an excellent cassette, because more of the songs on it are tuneful, yet the rhythmic complexity that they showed on earlier recordings is still intact. They keep getting better, and that shows that they are a group with staying power. Soundgarden seems to have its collective finger on the pulse of modem popular music, for it definitely isn't time for sweetness and light. As a composer myself, J am impressed, and as soon as the new CD comes out I'U be lining up for it. Morgan Freeman didn't really have all that big of a role, nothing compared to The Shawshank Redemption. Overall, I am going to have to give this film a green light. It's got almost everything from a minor love story to a helicopter chase. When you see it remember not to smuggle your pet monkey into the theater. -----~===::::~===========================================- Applications for the position of 1995/96 Editor-in-Chief of The Ranger News are now being accepted> I Those students interested please send a resume to: The University of Wisconsin-Parkside, The Ranger News attn,Executive Committee Chair 900 Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha WI 53144-2000 by Bill Zasoba When I saw the previews for this movie, 1 thought it looked a little bit corny. I couldn't get the Dustin Hoffman Rain Man image out of my head. Don't expect Dustin to be freaking out if he doesn't see "People's Court" in this film. He has more important things to worry about. Such as the outbreak of a th your host ... Tiana Williamso :30 pm- Union 207. men's History Month el: "Surviving/ T hriving the New Workplace " day, Ma rch 24- n, Union Square Friday hback Winter Carnival blights ·30pm Un ion Cinemagle White Female turday, March 25- -4 pm in the CART eatre- UW-P Jazz Festival pm- Pabst Theatre lcomes Four Jazz ends. For tickets call 414 )28 6-3663. n in Greenquist 103- ctu re "The Age of the Union 207- Pm Main Place- We ll Da n in Un ion 104- 1 06. e: "Environmenttion- Sustainable lopmen t: Where Do W m Here?" Senator Nelson R.T's Real CD Review: A Bla st Fro m the Post Jirt i H~ ~Ri>< by Robby Thompson This week my intentions are to bring something new, but old, into my review. Every so often I will review a 'blast from the past." This means I will review a classic album that is not only great, but one that everyone should have in their collection. Today, with the age of CD's, almost all of the classic albums have been put on CD. Even more recenlly, the mu ic is being remastered on CD, thus providing even a better sound quality. One such album is Jimi Hendrix's "Are You Experienced?" Haze" and "Foxy Lady." The songs "Fire" and "Hey Joe" are no strangers to the radio waves either. On any given day, on any son of "rock" station, you are guaranteed to hear at least one or more of the e songs, or any one or more of his other numerous hits. Another good reason to have these clas ic albums is lhe fact that there is a lot more outstanding music on the albums that what is played over the radio, or what is rehashed on greatest hits albums. Most of my favorite Hendrix songs usually aren't heard on the radio, or if they are, it's not very often. 5 It is impossible to mention Jimi Hendrix's name in a sentence without the word "great." In 1967 Hendrix made the world aware, with the release of "Are You Experienced," that he was one of the world's most innovative and greatest guitar players ever born. The album spent an unbelievable 106 weeks on the Billboard charts leveling out at number five. Besides the popular songs that I have already mentioned, "Are You Experienced" provides many more great songs. 'The Wind Cries Mary" is slower, bluesy song lhat shows off Hendrix's talent of great song writing and his innovative, bluesy guitar style. Less sublle are the rockers "Manic Depression" and "I Don't Live Today." These are songs that compare evenly with his hits "Purple Haze" and ''Foxy Lady." They all contain that raunchy groove that Hendrix was capable of pouring out of his Fender THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE Even today "Are You Experienced?" continues to be a best seller. This is the album that gave us a the unforgettable hits "Purple Strat. Jimi Hendrix's unbelievable guitar style helped revolutionize the guitar styles used today. It is not hard to believe that what he did in 1967 i till being mocked today, decades later. He remains to be one of the most covered artists, both by amateur and professional musicians alike. To the music world "Are You Experienced" is more than an old record, it is a piece of history that shows off the talent of one great guitar player. This piece of history deserves not to just be reviewed or criticized, but listened to and appreciated. I can say it's great, and time has proven its stability, but the only way for you to know i to explore the Jimi Hendrix. experience yourself. yaur Gr een thumb ta the G(\ r de n by Barb Churchill A\tetnaf\ve Mui,c Gu,u Soundgarden really has come a long way in just a few short years. I intend to look at three Soundgarden cassettes, Louder than Love ( I 989), Badmoto,finger (1991 ), and Superunknown (1994). Soundgarden is one of the Seattle group of alternative bands, arguably the best known of the group. (One of the others is Alice in Chains.) Louder than Love was one of their first few albums. Chris Cornell, their lead singer, mostly pent his time screaming. The best song on the album is a tune called " Full on Kevin's Mom", in which he laments the end of a friendship because one of Kevin' s friends got involved with Kevin' s mom. It has odd harmonies and rhythms, but is very listenabl e . Most of the other songs are quite reminiscent of 1960's psychedelia and some just seem to be thrown together just to make an album. However, it's not a bad attempt. Badmotorftnger had several good songs. "Rusty Cage" talks about how a person will get into a rut, but eventually break out of it (and run). It has catchy lyrics and an interesting rhythmic structure. "Outshined" talks about a guy who's really tired, and feels like life has passed him by. As one line in the song puts it, 'Tm looking California, but feeling Minne ota." Although pretty monotonous in melody, the song is memorable and exciting due to its rhythmic inten ity. "Slaves and Bulldozers" is the third great song. The rhythm is driving and relentle , and the point that they seem to be making is that people in relationships really don't communicate all that well , and eventually they will feel, as the song says, "What's in it for me?" The other songs here mostly seem to depict Soundgarden as flirting with a heavy-metal sound, and aren't as memorable. In Superun.known, Cornell isn't screaming as much, and almost all the songs are excellent. "Black Hole Sun" is the one everyone has heard, and ''Fell on Black Days" was al o widely heard. These songs depict people upset by failed relationship . othing they do i right, and they aren ' t sure why their partner doesn't care anymore. In "Spoonman" and "Mailman", they depict people who aren't recognized by their Ioveobject, and are domg everything they pos ibly can lo call attention to themselves so they will have a chance at a relationship. In "Superunknown" they lament the uncertainty of life. In "My ave" they take on hypocrisy. In 'The Day 1 Tried to Live", they depict 1:alrs from the ~rytic by Bill Zasoba When I saw the previews for this movie, I thought it looked a little bit corny. I couldn't get the Dustin Hoffman Rain Man image out of my head. Don't expect Dustin to be freaking out if be doesn't see "People's Court" in this film. He has more important things to worry about. Such as the outbreak of a utllreak deadly disease that kills within hours of infecting the victim. Outbreak dazzles the viewer with a star studded ca L Aside from Du tin Hoffman it also stars. Morgan Freeman, Rene Russo, Cuba Gooding, Jr., the ruthles Donald Sutherland and Patrick Dempsey. It is directed by Wolfgang Peterson. Like I stated earlier, I wa n't too impre sed with what I aw from the preview . When I actually saw Ou1break , I was a believer. I enJoyed the acting e pecially Donald Sutherland, he I a born villain. Al o with Cuba Gooding, Jr., l noticed a bit more maturity and confidence than in ome of hi previous films. Rene Rus o seemed to be played the usual "We're divorced, but I till love you•· role. Notice fru trated people who really don't know what to do to improve their lives. (They have covered this idea before on a ong called "Like Suicide" on Badmotorfinger, but thi is a little better.) . Superunknown makes a great deal of sense, and is very Ii tenable. Like any great ca ette, and there is always something new worth hearing. It i an excellent cas ette, because more of the ong on it are tuneful, yet the rhythmic complexity that they showed on earlier recording is still intact. They keep getting better, and that hows that they are a group with taying power. Soundgarden eem lo have il collecuve linger on the pul e of modern popular mu ic, for 1t definitely 1. n't time for . weeLnes and light. As a compo. er my. If, 1 am 1mpres ed. and · oon a~ 1h new CD comes out I' ll be lining up for it. Morgan Freeman didn't really have all that big of a role, nothing compared to The Slrawshank Redemption. Overall, I am going 10 have 1 give thi film a gr n hght It' 01 almo t every1hmg from a minor lo e story to a helicopter chase. When you see it remember not to muggle your pet monkey into the theater App licatio ns fo r the position of 1995/96 Editor- in-Chief o f The Ranger News are now being accepted. Those students int erested please send a resume to: The University of Wisconsin-Parkside, The Ranger News attn.Executive Committee Chair 900 Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha WI 53144-2000 Mark Sura Junior/ pitcher Pre-Med Mark is one of the top returni ng pitchers in the NCAA II. He led the Rangers in innings pitched, strikeouts, and wins. Mark is a four- pitch pitcher, with a great slider and an overpowering fastball. This season is off to a 3-0 start with a 1.70 ERA. He has only allowed 4 runs in his first 21 innings pitched. He has also racked up 30 strikeouts in those 21 innings for an average of 1.4 strikeouts per inning. Sura, a West Allis native, has led the Rangers to an impressive 5-2-1 record in the early stages 0 the 95' season. Women's track runs with Olympians by Al Heppner Tracey Pope took 7th ( 17:41) and Amy Haines was 10th (17:50) in the 5000 at the NCAA Division 11 Championships in Indianapolis. But the rate was won by a Bosnian Olympian who shattered the Div. II record an amazing 40 seconds. (4:39). Her race included four fast "I don't know if my body was used hard:' Niese actually ran Faster in the trials. Stuck in the fast heat, she ran a 4:36 to ensure a spot in tile finals. The third fastest time in school history. The trials may have taken a lot out of Coach Mike De Witt remained positive. ''They ran superb," he said. Il, they ran against Olympic athletes." added Niese. "I have something to uw-p women off to fast start Wisconsin- Parkaide softball team opened its 4 Southern College 3 unearned runs in Offensively for the Rangers, Tanya Bertog was 2 for 3 with a double, a triple 2 RBI doubte. came back with an 8-2 win over allowing t:o runs in the top of the rest of the game. Jackie Aiken led the Parkside knocked. five runs. to the eli mination round of the tournament which begins on Saturday following pool play. The University of Wisconsin- Parkside softball team improved its record to 5- I with a three game sweep The Rangers won three games but tournament because of a flight conflict for their trip to Florida. The Rangers finished second in the tournament which has 6 nationally ranked teams. Rangers destroyed Missouri Western J4-3 Kilsdonk who went 4 for 4 with a triple and Jackie Aiken who went 3 for 4 with 2 RBt's. Omaha 1-0 behind the 2 hit pitching of Wendy Wolff (2-1). The only run of the game came in the third inning Jackie Aiken. Billi Kapla had a double in the game. State 10-3. Bilti Kapla (2-0) got the RBl's, ami Tanya Bertog went 2 for 2 with 2 RBI's. by AI Heppner to victory. Literally. After wrestling his heart out for three periods, he found himself tied with tbe #2 seeded Cody Gorder 9-9. However, a I minute and 7 second advantage in riding time (control of the match) gave Hasenjager an extra point and a 10-9 victory in the championship match (118 pounds). "After my (sub-par) performance at (NCAA) Div II's, I wanted to go out and prove something at NAIA's," said It was not an easy road to a National Championship for Hasenjager. After a 5-4 win in the first round, Hasenjager needed overtime to defeat the tourney's #4 seed 9-7. Inthe semis, he topped the # seeded Ray Hegarty of Findlay 5-1. Hasenjager scored four points in the last few seconds to reach the finals. Dickinson State's, Gorder, posed a big challenge in the final. "Gorder was on a roll," said Coach Jim Koch. "His closest match up to that point had been 10-2." In addition, Gorder beat tournament to keep him from 6 NAJA 118 lb. National a Russian who had previously beaten US Olympic Gold Medalist Kevin Munday. "It's all a matter of having a good weekend. We wrestled well at the right times," Koch added. But the day belonged to Hasenjager. "It (winning) was pretty exciting," he said, "better than winning the state tournament. I Oh, by the way, he also won a state championship in high school. Hasenjager has proven that he is a true champion. . the Phoenix up 48-47 with 1:59 left. With 35.2 seconds left, Martin was fouled and made both free throws to put them up 49-48. Green Bay had one chance left to win, but Jackson missed a jumper as time expired. UW-Green Bay finished at 22-8. A 13-3 run late in the 2nd half enabled Marquette to defeat Auburn 68-61 in a first round NIT game at Auburn. Trailing 45-39 with 16:30 left, the Golden Eagles went ahead 54-53 on a threepointer by Chris Crawford with 5:57 left. With 2:52 left, Aaron them up 61-55 as Auburn went seven minutes without a basket. Hutchins led with 20 points on 5-7 from 3-point range and MiBer contributed 9 points and 10 assists. Women's Softball Review ~ Continued: The University of Wisconsin- Parks ide sofLball winning streak to 13 games as they UW-P (13-1) used tough pitching and defense along with some clutch hitting (SC) 4-0 and Livingston College (Alabama) 3-2. (1st Wolff (5-1) picked up her 5th win of the season and her fourth shutout of the 1) Billi Rangers were able to score 3 runs in from Tanya Berton I RBI), and Shelley Stroik 1 RBI). The games versus # 14 ranked Wayne State (Mich) and #17 ranked out and won't be made up. The Rangers are currently 13-1, and are this Saturday and Sunday when they Golden Eagles advance, Phoenix fall in tournaments by Hans Weitkuhn UW-GB and Marquette were selected to play in the NCAA and Nit respectively. The Phoenix were assured of a spot in the NCAA Tournament by winning the Midwestern Collegiate Conference tournament while the Golden Eagles accepted an invitation to the NIT. Friday, UW -Green Bay lost to Purdue 49-48 in a first round Midwest Regional game. Behind a couple of three-pointers by Jeff Westlake, the Phoenix got off to a 20-1 I lead. Cuonzo Martin of Purdue scored eight straight points to pull them within 30-28 at the half. In the 2nd half, neither team could find a rhythm on offense. An Eric Jackson three-pointer put UVV-Prunneradvancesto 1500 meter final Valerie Niese advanced to the finals of the 1500 meters at the Division II Indoor Track Championships on Friday. Niese ran a personal best in the 1500 meters with a time of 4:36.13. That is just two seconds off the UW-Parkside school record (4:34.60). Ten runners qualified for the finals which will be held on Saturday. Niese's time was the seventh best in qualifying. Amy Haines and Tracey pope will also compete for UW-p at the Championships. Both Pope and Haines will take part in the 5000 meter race. The Rangers are currently ranked # 15 in the country for Division II Indoor track team. The schedule of events has Niese running on Saturday, March 11th in the 1500 meter final which is set for 12:30 pm while the 5000 meter final is set for 2: 10 pm. !Athlete of the Weeki Hasenjager proves to be returning IT. slider and an overpowering Mark of I 0th II race by Val Niese was 10th in the 1500 39). blazing-fast foreigners. l to going out that hard," said Niese. faster the her. 'They "Since there is no age limit in Div. II, 'The meet was a good experience," look forward to next year. And I won't be as nervous." UW-P The University of WisconsinParkside season on Friday with a heartbreaking 5-4 loss to host Missouri Southern College in the first game of the Ott Foods Classic. Wendy Wolff took a tough loss after allowing only one earned run. The Rangers took a 3-0 in the fourth inning only to allow Missouri bottom of the inning. Jackie Aiken was 2 for 3 with tnple and two RBI's, and Billi Kapla had a double. In the second game the Rangers 2 Oklahoma Baptist College. After t:'o Billi Kapla allowed just two hits the offensive onslaught for UW-Parkside as she homered twice and knocked in If the Rangers finish in the top two places in their pool they will advance elimination tournam~nt WisconsinParkside 1 in the Missouri Southern Tournament on Sunday. were unable to play in the finals of the Currently, the Rangers are not ranked. In game one on Sunday, the 14-3 behind the pitching defense of Tracy Brauer (1-0). Offensively the Rangers were paced by Kathy RBl's. In game two the Rangers upset #3 ranked University of Nebraska-Omaha when Jen Brookins reached on a walk, stole second and was driven in by Game three saw the Rangers jump out to an 8-1 lead defeat South Dakota I 0-Billi win with a four hit performance. Jackie Aiken was 3 for 3 with 2 RBI's, anu Tauya RB I's. Continued in next column: a champion R 12th earning All-American status. angers "We wrestled really well. atNAIA's Al Trevor Hasenjager rode his way the 1 I 0-1 18 par) perfonnance H's, Hasenjager. In· the I Hasenjager at last year's r WisconsinParkside softball team pushed their swept two games on Thursday. I) hining to beat Francis Marian College Game one saw the Rangers get homeruns from Jackie Aiken (10 on the year) and Tami Norton I st of the year) to pace the 6 hit attack. Wendy year. Kathy Kilsdonk was 3-3 with one run scored. The Rangers then defeated Livingston behind Wolff (6-1) and Bilh Kapla (who picked up her first save of the year). Offensively the the 3rd inning with clutch hits coming (I (I Ashland College (Ohio) were rained riding a 13 game wining streak. The Rangers will next be in action travel to Michigan to play in the Wayne State Tournament. Jeremie Ott did well as a freshman," said Hasenjager. Ott upset the #2 seed from Northern Montana, who had compiled a 30-2 season record. Ott went on to become an AllAmerican with his 8th place finish (177 pounds) and join an elite group. Only a handful of Parkside wrestlers have become AllAmericans as freshman and all of them became superstars according to Koch. What's more impressive is that Ott moved up a weight class for the tournament. He had to face his teammate Myles Muckerheide in the seventh place match. Muckerheide amassed a 31-16 record this year and a truckful of honors. He was the only Ranger Grappler to earn All-American honors in NCAA Div. II (8th) and NAIA (7th). He also became both a NCAA Div. II and NAIA Academic All-American. D.C. Lewis (8th) and Heavyweight Miles Weaver (7th) also became NAIA AllAmericans. 'The NAIA and NCAA Div. IT Tournaments are equal now," said Koch. "There were many exceptional wrestlers in this tournament. Many of them were transfers from Div. I schools." No one can downplay the competition. The outstanding NAIA Champion Trevor Hasenjager wrestler of the tournament was a can't even compare it." definitely GB UW-48 pointers 11 28 pointer 47 1 :Green 39 53 threepointer 52 Hutchins nailed a three to put 55 point Miller UW-P runner advances to NCAA Parkside 34.60). Pope P 15 NCAA 10 7 Ranger Baseball Profiles Ranger Softball Profiles will be counted on to fill Kathy Kilsdonk that vital position again Sophomore, Outfield, this season. Offensively, BusinessIFinance look for Lisa to be a Kathy led the nation in constant threat on the runs scored in 1994 while bases after stealing 40 plus also setting a Ranger in 1994. record for the most Jessie Johnson sacrifices in a season. Sophomore, Infield. 1995 will prove to be Communication another step in the Coming off an incredible progression of a very freshman season that saw talented player who will Jessie recognized as both fill the important right All-American and field position. Academic All-American, Sherri Grosenick some may wonder what's Sherri is a very next for this talented competitive and hard athlete. nosed player who will sit Teri Norton out the 1995 season due to Sophomore, Outfield! an off-season injury. infielder. Elem. Education Karen Hartwig Ten looks to bring the Hartwig is a very lessons learned from her dedicated player who has redshirt year to the field in worked hard to become a 1995. 1994 was a learning contributing member of the experience for Teri who squad. Karen can play worked hard at improving first base. third or the all aspects of her game and outfield and should see will make a contribution in action at all three during the outfield and possibly the season. third base this spring. Rangers in innings pitched. strikeouts. and wins. Mark is a four-pitch pitcber who possesses a great slider and an overpowering fastball. JetJDykes Senior, Pitcher, Communications Jeff brings experience and leadership to tbe Ranger pitching staff. He will continue to be the top reliever, and is the career leader in saves at Parkside. He has a variety of pitches in his repertoire and exceptional control as well. Mike DeMeuse Senior, Pitcher, Finance Mike has been a very versatile pitcher for the Rangers over the past three seasons. He has been successful both as a starter and a reliever. Mike is also the only continued from March9th: . . Steve Grzeszkiewlcz: Junior,pitcher, . Education After off-season shouldersurgery Stevehopes to return tohis old self. Steve possessesgreat size and an above average fastball. His two shutoutsin '94 led the team. He brings , leadershipand a great knowledgeof pitching tothe Ranger staff. JeIT Lonigro senior. Infield, Accounting Ieff started at I secondbase for the Rangersthe past two seasons. He brings , great def.ensive ability alongWItha good bat. Jeffbatted .349 last yearincluding a schoolrecord 5 hits in onegame. MarkSura Junior,Pitcher, Pre- Med Markled the pitcher in Parkside history to throw a nohitter. Phil Maier Junior, Pitcher/Infielder, Criminal Justice Phil will be counted on beavily to provide innings out of the pen and as a starter. Phil possesses a great change-up and uses his head to get batters out. Jamie Karow Junior. Pitcber/Catcher, Undecided Jamie brings a great work ethic and athleticism to the Rangers in '95. He will do double duty spending time behind the plate as well as on the mound. All-Conference selection in both football and baseball. Josh's athletic ability will be counted on. Shane Wolfinger Sophomore; Infielder/Outfielder. Undecided Shane will be retied on to spend time at first base along with some time in the outfield and DH. Shane is a big guy with a lot of raw talent. Chad Colombari Freshman. Outfield. Undecided With good foot speed, Chad will be competing for a starting outfield position. His basestealing ability will also help continue the aggressive Ranger style More Profiles next week. Continued from March 9th: Wendy Wolff Junior, Pitcher, Elem. Education Coming off an impressive 18 win season, Wendy will move into the number one spot in the rotation and will be the workhorse of the staff. An Academic All-American selection in 1994, Wendy also possesses enough ability to take over a game from the mound. Jen Brookins Sophomore. Infield. Undecided Jen moves into the starting shortstop position after an apprenticeship season in 1994. A tremendous athlete with outstanding speed Jen will add many dimensions to the Ranger line-up. Lisa Enz Sophomore. Outfield, Elem. Education Lisa took charge in leftfield last spring and Scott Fletcher Senior, Infielder, Finance Scott begins his fourth year as the starter at first base. His soft hands and powerful bat make him a major league prospect. Another solid season should propel Fletcher into several career records at Parkside. Josh Giller Freshman, Infielder. Undecided Iosh's speed and versatility will add depth to the team this year. As an More Profiles next week. Ranger Men finish Florida trip 5-2-1 The UW-Parkside Baseball team split a pair of games in Florida .... defeating California (Penn.) and _ losing to 81.John's (Minn). The losses drop the Rangers season record to 3·2 on the year. Versus 81.John's the Rangers fell 5-3. Mike DeMeuse (I-t) took the loss. Offensively, the Rangers were led by Kevin Kowalke who was 2-3 with a run scored and Shawn Babcock. who went 1-2 with one triple, one run scored, and 1 RBI. Scott Fletcher picked up an RBi single for UW-P. in the first and 2 in the third to tie the game. They went ahead to stay when Kowalke scored in t he fifth inning on a Jeff Lonigro RBI single. Lonigro scored 2 runs and picked up two hits on the afternoon. Kowalke also scored twice and picked up 2 hits. Steve Grzeszkiewicz picked up an RBI single in the win. The UW -Parkside Baseball team finished their spring trip with two wins, one tie, and two rainouts. The Rangers defeated Mt. Vernon Nazarene (Ohio) on a two-hit shutout by Steve Grzeszkiewicz (1-0) and Brad Skrtich. The Rangers won the game 5-0. Kevin Kowalk.e scored two runs and Jeff Lonigro was 2-4 with an RBI and scored two runs. The other win for the Rangers was over Kalamazoo CoUege (Mich) 9-0. Mark Sura (3-0) picked up the win for the Rangers with a four-hit shutout while tying a school record with his 13 strikeouts. Sura now has a 1.70 ERA and 30 strikeouts on the season. Lonigro was 1-3 with 3 RBJ's, two runs scored. and one double. Kowalke scored three runs and had three stolen bases. Mike Davis was 1-3 with a two RBI doubte. UW-Parkside also tied Brandeis (Mass) 4-4. The game was called because of darkness after 9 innings. Shawn Babcock was 2-4 with one run scored in the ball game. Good defense, aggressive hitting, and a strong pitching staff were the keys to a successful trip, not necessarily reflected in wins and losses as the trip progressed. The Rangers are next in action this weekend when they play in the S1. Joseph's College Tournament. In the second game the Rangers beat California to avenge a 3-2 10 inning loss from earlier in the week. The score was 5-4. Mark Sura gave up four runs in the first inning but then shut down California the rest of the way to move to 2-0 on the year. The Ran~ers carne back to score 2 In Case You Missed It C. I. Nelson More March Madness: Old Dominion took triple overtime to beat Villanova on Friday night. On Sunday ODU went quietly against Tulsa. UCLA won at the buzzer over Missouri. Last year's champs Arkansas bested Syracuse by a bucket In overtime. Georgetown avoided an upset by Weber State by 2. Bye, Bye Bonnie: Speedskater Bonnie Blair closed out her career Saturday by setting a US record in the 1,000 meters. She lowered her record from 1:18.3/ to 1:18.05. She also won the 500 meter race in Calgary, Canada. For The NFL of It: After considering playing with the Browns retired Giant quarterback Phil Simms decided to enlist with NBC sports as a commentator. The L. A, Rams were turned down in their bid to move to St. Louis by the NFL last week. Guess that means that the NFL will find it's self in a court room again. The Kansas City Cbiefs still do not know what Joe Montana has in mind concerning his career. Will the Bad Moon Rison Green Bay: Wide Receiver Andre Rison (late of Atlanta) is said to be ready to catch passes from Vinnie Testeverde in Cleveland. Yet. he still has not signed a Browns contract. Pack GM Ron Wolf is still trying to persuade him that a small city farther north is better for him. The Clock Continues to Tick: What is called Spring Training continues in Florida and Arizona. There are no meetings presently scheduled between the striking (cry baby) players and the (whining) owners. The NLRB has asked for permission to seek an injunction against the owners claiming the bargained in bad faith. If granted the players say they will end their work stoppage. not the worry though the owners would then lock the players out. The strike continues, Donald Fehr is still an excellent example of what can happen when proper birth control is not followed. Get used to replacement players, and another decimated season. I'm Back: After almost 2 years away from the court his airness Michael Jordan returned to the game he is identified with. To the unrestrained cheers of Chicago basketball fans Jordan returned to the court to face the Pacers in Indianapolis on Sunday. The Bulls lost the game in over time. Michael appeared rusty in that he did not score until well into the second quarter. Still the NBA is better off with Michael back. With his return, the NBA was able to steal the spotlight away from the NCAA tournament. WANT TO BE A PlUlT OF TIlE NEW SOCIAL ACTION TllEATIIE GROUP? Come join us each Friday from 2:00-3:00 p.m. in Comm Arts 135 They Came and They Went: So goes the saga of the Big 10 in this years NCAA basketball party. Six Big 10 teams game to the show, by Sunday all were eliminated. UW-Green Bay almost took out Purdue on Friday. Purdue lost on Sunday. Minnesota and Michigan State. Michigan. Illinois and Indiana all lost in the first round. For more information, please contact: Gary Grace, WYLL 343 (595-2598) Lee Van Dyke, Comm Arts 236 (595-2522) SkeUy Warren, Comm Arts 223 (595-2423) 7 Ranger Baseball Profiles Ranger Softball Profiles Continued from March 9th: Steve Grzeszkiewicz: Junior, Pitcher, Educauon After off-season shoulder surgery Steve hopes to return to his old self. Steve passesses great size and an above average fastball. His two shutouts in '94 led the team- He brings leadership and a great knowledge of pitching 10 the Ranger staff. Jeff Lonigro Senior, Infield, Accounting Jeff started at second base for the Rangers the past two seasons. He brings great defensive ability along with a good bat. Jeff batted .349 last year including a school record 5 hi ts in one game. ~fark Sura Junior, Pitcher, PreMed Mark led the Rangers in innings pitched, strikeouts, and wins. Mark is a four-pitch pitcher who possesses a great slider and an overpowering fastball. Jeff Dykes Senior, Pitcher, Communications Jeff brings experience and leadership to the Ranger pitching staff. He will continue to be the top reliever, and is the career leader in saves at Parkside. He has a variety of pitches in his repertoire and exceptional control as well. Mike DeMeuse Senior, Pitcher, Finance Mike has been a very versatile pitcher for the Rangers over the past three seasons. He has been successful both as a starter and a reliever. Mike is also the only pitcher in Parkside history to throw a nohitter. Phil Maier Junior, Pitcher/Infielder, Criminal Justice Phil will be counted on heavily to provide innings out of the pen and as a starter. Phil possesses a great change-up and uses his head to get batters out. Jamie Karow Junior, Pitcher/Catcher, Undecided Jamie brings a great work ethic and athleticism to the Rangers in '95. He will do double duty spending time behind the plate as well as on the mound. Scott Fletcher Senior, Infielder, Finance Scott begins his fourth year as the starter at first base. His soft hands t1'sLounge Every Day Fron-1 ·~ pn-1 T-ill I :(X)a n·, $5 .00 AII-U-Can Drink Miller Lite or Ice House Tu es day's Specia I .50 cent 12 oz Tappers :;-,;, ~~r ~-=:r:a:,:n ··,,.1;-t t~ 21 wit-, ~i,:,ture l[I Fh:rP- 551-91 :31 514:; .::tP-ri•:t:in R,:<':id l{l:f',:,.::h:1 1 '11,1 f-'.:;HO season should propel Fletcher into several career records at Parkside. Josh Gitter Josh's speed and versatility will add depth to the team this year. As an ports Jeopardy WANT TO BE A PART OF TIIE NEW SOCIAL ACTION TDEATBE GHO1JVJ Come join us each Friday from 2:00-3:00 p.m. in Comm Arts 135 For more information, please contact: Gary Grace, WYLL 343 (595- 2598) Lee Van Dyke, Comm Arts 236 (595-2522) Skelly Wa"en, Comm Arts 223 <595-2423) All-Conference Continued from March 9th: will be counted on to fill Kathy Kilsdonk selection in both football and baseball, Josh's athletic ability will be counted on. Shane Wolfinger Sophomore, Infielder/Outfielder, Undecided that vital position again Sophomore, Outfield, Wendy Wolff this season. Offensively, Bustoess/Finance Junior, Pitcher, Elem. look for Lisa to be a Kathy led the nation in Education constant threat on the runs scored 10 1994 while Coming off an impressive 18 win season, Wendy will move toto the number one spot in the rotation and will be the workhorse of the staff. An Academic All-American selection 10 1994, Wendy also possesses enough ability to take over a game bases after stealing 40 plus also setting a Ranger in 1994. record for the most Jessie Johnson Sophomore, Infield, Communication Coming off an incredible freshman season that saw Jessie recognized as both All-American and sacrifices in a season. 1995 will prove to be another step in the progression of a very talented player who will fill the important right field positton. Sherri Grosenick Shane will be relied on to spend time at first base along with some time in the outfield and DH. Shane is a big guy with a lot of raw talent. Chad Colombari Freshman, Outfield, Undecided from the mound. Jen Brookins Sophomore, Infield, Academic All-American, some may wonder what's next for this talented athlete. Shem is a very competitive and hard nosed player who will sit out the 1995 season due to With good foot speed, Chad will be competing for a starting outfield position. His basestealing ability will also help continue the aggressive Ranger style More Profiles next week. Undecided Jen moves into the starting shortstop position after an apprenticeship season in 1994. A tremendous athlete with outstanding speed Jen will add many dimensions to the Ranger line-up. Lisa Enz Sophomore, Outfield, Elem. Education Lisa took charge in leftfield last spring and Teri Norton Sophomore, Outfield/ infielder, Elem. Education Teri looks to bring the lessons learned from her redshirt year to the field in 1995. 1994 was a learning experience for Teri who worked hard at improving all aspects of her game and will make a contribution to the outfield and possibly third base this spring. an off-season injury Karen Hartwig Hartwig is a very dedicated player who has worked hard to become a contributing member of the squad. Karen can play first base, third or the outfield and should see action at all three during the season. More Profiles next week. Ranger Men finish Florida trip 5-2-1 The UW-Parkside Baseball team split a pair of games in Florida defeating California (Penn.) and • losing to St. John's (Minn). The losses drop the Rangers season record to 3-2 on the year. Versus St. John's the Rangers fell 5-3. Mike DeMeuse (1-1) took the loss. Offensively, the Rangers were led by Kevin Kowalke who was 2-3 with a run scored and Shawn Babcock who went 1-2 with one triple, one run scored, and I RBI. Scott Fletcher picked up an RBI single for UW-P. In the second game the Rangers beat California to avenge a 3-2 10 inning loss from earlier in the week. The score was 5-4. Mark Sura gave up four runs in the first inning but then shut down California the rest of the way to move to 2-0 on the year. The Raniers came back to score 2 in the first and 2 in the third to tie the game. They went ahead to stay when Kowalke scored in t he fifth inning on a Jeff Lonigro RBI single. Lonigro scored 2 runs and picked up two hits on the afternoon. Kowalke alw scored twice and picked up 2 hits. Steve Grzeszkiewicz picked up an RBI single in the win. The UW -Parkside Baseball team finished their spring trip with two wins, one lie, and two rainouts. The Rangers defeated Mt. Vernon Nazarene (Ohio) on a two-hit shutout by Steve Grzeszkicwicz (1-0) and Brad Skrtich. The Rangers won the game 5-0. Kevin Kowalke scored two runs and Jeff Lonigro was 2-4 with an RBI and scored two run s. The other win for the Rangers was over Kalamazoo College (Mich) 9-0. Mark Sura (3-0) picked up the win for the Rangers with a four-hit shutout while tying a school record with his 13 strikeouts. Sura now has a I. 70 ERA and 30 strikeouts on the season. Lonigro was 1-3 with 3 RBJ's, two runs scored, and one double. Kowalke scored three runs and had three stolen bases. Mike Davis was 1-3 with a two RBI double . UW-Parksidc also tied Brandeis (Mass) 4-4. The game was called because of darkness after 9 innings. Shawn Babcock was 2-4 with one run scored in the ball game. Good defense, aggressive hitting, and a strong pitching staff were the keys 10 a :.ucce~sful trip. not necessarily reflected in wins and losses as the tnp progressed. The Rangers arc next in acuon this weekend when they play to the St. Joseph's College Tournament. In Case You Missed It C. J. Nelson I'm Back: After almost 2 years away from the court his airness Michael Jordan returned to the game he is identified with. To the unrestrained cheers of Chicago basketball fans Jordan returned to the court to face the Pacers in Indianapolis on Sunday. The Bulls lost the game in over time. Michael appeared rusty in that he did not score until well into the second quarter Sttll the NBA is better off with Michael back. With his return. the NBA was able to steal the spotlight away from the NCAA tournament. They Came and They Went: So goes the saga of the Big IO in this years NCAA basketball party. Six Big 10 teams game to the show, by Sunday all were eliminated. UW-Green Bay almost took out Purdue on Friday. Purdue lost on Sunday. Minnesota and Michigan State, Michigan, Illinois and Indiana all Jost in the first round. More March Madness: Old Dominion took tnple overtime to beat Villanova on Friday night. On Sunday ODU went quietly against Tulsa. UCLA won at the buzzer over Missouri. Last year's champs Arkansas bested Syracuse by a bucket in overtime. Georgetov. n avoided an upset by Weber State by 2 . Bye, Bye Bonnie: Speedskater Bonnie Blair closed out her career Saturday by setting a US record in the 1.000 meters She lowered her record from I· l '31 to 1: 18.05. She also won the 500 meter race m Calgary, Canada. For The l'liFL of It: After considering playing with the Browns retired Giant quarterback Phil Simms decided to e nlist with NBC sports as a commentator. The L. A. Rams were turned down in their bid to move to St Louts by the NFL last week. Guess that means that the NFL will find it's self in a court room again. The Kansas City Chiefs sttll do not know what Joe Montana has in mind concerning his career. Will the Bad Moon Rison Green Bay: Wide Receiver Andre Rison (late of Atlanta) 1s said to be ready to catch passes from Vtonic Testeverde in Cleveland. Yet, he still has not signed a Browns contract. Pack GM Ron Wolf is still trying to persuade him that a small city farther north i:, better for him The Clock Continues to Tick: What is called Spring Traming continues m Florida and Arizona. There arc no meetings presently scheduled between the striking ( cry baby) players and the (whining) owners. The NLRB has asked for permission to seek an inJunction ag::unst the owners claiming the bargained in bad faith. If granted the players say they will end their work stoppage. not the worry though the owners would then lock the players out. The strike continues, Donald Fehr is still an excellent example of what can happen when proper birth control is not followed. Get used to replacement players, and another decimated season. CLUBS --The Accounting Club meets Wednesdays at noon. in Molinaro 0107 . •-The PCOC (Parkside Community Outreach Club) meets at noon on Mondays in Molinaro 115. HELP WANTED --Students interested in Writing, Drawing and Selling Ads. Stop by or call The Ranger News. Find out how you can become involved and possibly earn extra $. Located next to the Coffee Shoppe in lower Main Place. 595-2287 --HELP WANTED MEN/WOMEN earn up to $480 weekly assembling circuit boards/electronic components at home. Experience unnecessary, will train. Immediate openings in your local area. Call (602)680- 7444 Ext. 102C SUMMER JOB at Outfitters in Boundary Water Canoe Area. 1-800-869-0883. --EMPLOYMENT Career opportlJnities in our Party Department. General Rental seeks self motivated person for full-time position. Job involves a variety of tasks from party consultant to cleaning, preparing, inventory taking, and loading orders. Should be able to lift 50 Ibs. Call for an appointment 886- 6805. --TENNIS ANYONE? Team in Oak Creek is looking to add more players for its 4.5 USTA Men's League this summer. If you're19 and can play at least 40 level, then call Marc at 481-5828. --Equipment setup person for mobile disc jockey business, weekends part-time, good pay year round position reply PO Box 4014 Racine WI 53404. FUNDRAISER Exclusively for fraternities, sororities, & student organizations. Earn money without spendinq a dime. Just 3-5 days of your time. A little work...a lot of money. Call for info. No obligations. 1-800-932-0528, ext.65 --FAST EASY MONEY: Student clubs and organizations to sponsor marketing project on campus. j-800-775-3851 Jennifer. SERVICES OFFERED --Free Preqnancy Test, Contact Alpha Center, 637-8323. --AA-Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in MOLINARO D130.· Call 595-2238 for more information. ·-Anyone interested in participating in the following Support Groups: Codependents, Alanon, Eating Disorders, Sexual Assault or Abuse Survivors Support Group? Call 595- ~to express interest. FOR SALE Drums-Tama Granstar wlrack and iots of hardware. Also microphones- AKG D112 and Shure SM 57. Prices negotiable. For more info phone Nick at 595-2287. Trumpet-Holton Great condition $275. Call Aaron @ (414)-835-4823 or e-mail Kapellus @ it.uwp.edu --MACINTOSH COMPUTER for sale. Complete system only $499. Call Chris at 800-289-5685. FOR RENT 1 bdrm Birchwood condo tor rent, 1 mile from UWP, available May 1. $4951mth includes heat, underground parking, dishwasher, & huge closets. Call 658-2932. 8 When you pass this multiple-choice exam, we give you $400. D Plymouth Neon Coupe D Plymouth Neon 4-Door This may be fhe easiest exam you've ever taken: There's no wrong answer. With Plymouth's Extra Credit program, when you buy or lease any of these clever ideas from your Plymouth dealer-a hot Neon four-door, the Nean Coupe, or an even hotter, 150 peak-horsepower Neon Sport Coupe-before you graduate or within six months ofter graduation, we'll send you back a check for $400~ And that's a lot of extra value on what is already 0 well-stocked set of wheels-ane with cab-forward design, acres of interior space, driver and front passenger air bags,' standard, and available onti-Iock brakes. And if you want, we can stack this great deal on top of another idea from Plymouth: the 6/24 Love It or Leave It Lease-the lease that letsyou change your mind. Leaseony new Plymouthfor 24 months-and if you change your mind about it, bring it back in six months. (Your dealer's got all the details and restrictions; check them out.) Neon four-door, Neon Coupe, Neon Sport Coupe: The friendliest and smartest cars on campus. Some test-th~~;~~~;~~one clever idea after another. Q ·Offer is occd OIl any new 1994, 1995 or 1996 Plymouth Neon vehicle and ends December 31, 1995. 1994 model eligibility may end prior to December 31, 1995. See dealer for complete details, eligibility requirements and exclusions. $.400 bonus is not available with any other private offer. tAlways wear your seat bell. 50......YOUR NEAR THE END OF YOUR COllEGE CAREER. TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT REPAYING STUDENT lOANS, LIFE INSURANCE, HOME lOANS, CAR PAYMENTS, AND All THE OTHER "FUN" STUFF THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER. BUT DON'T WORRY THERE'S HELPI THE WiSCONSIN ARMY NATiONAL GUARD WILL GIVE YOU THE CASH FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU NEED IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR TIME. FORMORE INFORMATION CONTACT SSGWILLIE MARRERO, YOUR LOCAL ARMY NATIONAL GUARD REPRESENTATIVE AT 6S6-6496 OR CALL TOLL FREE WISCONSIN [!J;:i7~-- NATIONAL GUARD 1-S00-J62-7444 Americans At Their Best! --The Accounting Club meets Wednesdays at noon.in Molinaro 0107. --The PCOC (Parkside Community Outreach Club) meets at noon on Mondays in Molinaro 115. HELP WANTED --Students interested in Writing, Drawing and Selling Ads. Stop by or call The Ranger News. Find out how you can become involved and possibly earn extra $. Located next to the Coffee Shoppe in lower Main Place. 595-2287 --HELP WANTED MEN/WOMEN earn up to $480 weekly assembling circuit boards/electronic components at home. Experience unnecessary, will train. Immediate openings in your local area. Call (602)680- 7 444 Ext. 102C SUMMER JOB at Outfitters i n Boundary Water Canoe Area. 1-800-869-0883. --EMPLOYMENT Career opportunities in our Party Department. General Rental seeks self motivated person for full-time position. Job involves a variety of tasks from party consultant to cleaning, preparing, inventory taking, and loading orders. Should be able to lift 50 lbs. Call for an appointment 886- 6805 . --TENNIS ANYONE? Team in Oak Creek is looking to add more players for its 4.5 USTA Men 's League this summer. If you're19 and can play at least 40 level, then call Marc at 481-5828. --Equipment setup person for mobile disc jockey business , weekends part-time, good pay year round position reply PO Box 4014 R in WI 5 0 . FUNDRAISER Exclusively for fraternities, sororities, & student organizations. Earn money without spending a dime. Just 3-5 days of your time. A little work ... a lot of money . Call for info. No obligations . 1-800-932-0528, ext.65 ·-FAST EASY MONEY: Student clubs and organizations to sponsor marketing project on campus. !-800-775-3851 Jennifer. SERVICES OFFERED --Free Pregnancy Test, Contact Alpha Center, 637-8323. --AA-Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in MOLINARO 013::l. Call 595-2238 for more information. --Anyone interested in participati ng in the following Support Groups: Codependents, Alanon, Eating Disorders, Sexual Assault or Abuse Survivors Support Group? Call 595- ~to express interest. FOR SALE Drums-Tama Granstar w/rack and lots of hardware. Also microphones- AKG D112 and Shure SM 57. Prices negotiable. For more info phone Nick at 595-2287. Trumpet-Holton Great condition $275. Call Aaron @ (414)-835-4823 or e-mail Kapellus @ it.uwp.edu --MACINTOSH COMPUTER for sale. Complete system only $499. Call Chris at 800-289-5685. FOR RENT 1 bdrm Birchwood condo for rent, 1 mile from UWP, available May 1. $495/ mth includes heat, underground parking , dishwasher, & huge closets. Call 658-2932. hen you P.ass this ultiple-c oice exam, we give you S400. D Plymouth Neon Coupe • Plymouth Neon 4-Door This may be the easiest exam you've ever token: There's no wrong answer With Plymouth's Extra Credit program, when you buy or lease any of these clever ideas from your Plymouth dealer-a hot Neon four-door, the Neon Coupe, or an even hotter, 150 peak-horsepower Neon Sport Coupe-before you graduate or within six months ofter graduation, we'll send you bock a check for $400~ And that's a lot of extra value on what is already a well-stocked set of wheels-one with cob-forward design, acres of interior space, driver and front passenger air bogs,1 standard, and available anti-lock brakes. And if you want, we con stock this great deal on top of another idea from Plymouth: the 6/24 Love It or Leave It Lease-the lease that lets you change your mind. Lease any new Plymouth for 24 months-and if you change your mind about it , bring it back in six months. (Your dealer's got all the details and restrictions; check them out.) Neon four-door, Neon Coupe, Neon Sport Coupe: The friendliest and smartest cars on campus. Some 1e,1-1 h~~;~~~;~~One clever idea after another. 0 •Offer is good on ony new 1994, 1995 or 1996 Plymouth Neon vehicle and ends December 31, 1995. 1994 model eligibility may end prior lo December 31, 1995. See cfeoler for complete detoils, eligibility requirements ond exclusions. $400 bonus ,s not oYOiloble with ony other private offer t Alwoys wear your seat belt. So ....... YOUR NEAR THE END OF YOUR COLLEGE CAREER. TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT REPAYING STUDENT LOANS, LIFE INSURANCE, HOME LOANS, CAR PAYMENTS, AND ALL THE OTHER "FUN" STUFF THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER. BUT DON'T WORRY THERE'S HELP! THE WISCONSIN ARMY NATIONAL GUARD WILL GIVE YOU THE CASH FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU NEED IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR TIME. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT SSG WILLIE MARRERO, YOUR LOCAL ARMY NATIONAL GUARD REPRESENTATIVE AT 6S6-6496 OR CALL TOLL FREE WISCONSIN t;J;J,~fi' ~ ~ I !NATION.AL 1GUARD 8 1-800-361-7444 American At Their Best! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 23, issue 23, March 23, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Students to represent UW-P at budget hearing in Kenosha Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Volume 23, Issue 26 Upcoming events celebrating earth day's 25th anniversary by Kara Pacetti Staff Writer Saturday, April 22, 1995 marks the 25th anniversary of Earth Day. In celebration of Earth Day 25, Parkside will be holding numerous events on Wednesday, April 19. The events will include car pooling, a Soup & Substance Series, table displays from Racine and Kenosha organizations and businesses in Upper Main Place from 9:00 am, and "Earth HOUL" Mary Ruetz, a member of UWParkside Earth Day Planning Committee, said the Earth Day Committee is asking all staff members and students to leave their cars at home, and car pool with other faculty, staff, and students on this day. There will be prizes awarded for the biggest car pool. The Soup & Substance Series entitled "Commuting, Car Pooling, and the Environment," will be held in Union 104 at Noon. Guest Speaker Bill Schultz, Air Management Specialist with the Department of Natural Resources from the SE District, will be discussing the positive aspects of the Employee Commute Options Program, and how other companies are doing with the program. In addition to these activities various Racine and Kenosha agencies will have displays set up in Upper Main Place from 9:00 am-j :00 pm. Through their displays, the agencies will have the opportunity to create campus/community awareness into their organization, and to network with other environmental groups in the Kenosha and Racine areas. Finally, to top off Earth Day 25, a campus clean-up, called "Earth Hour," is scheduled from 2:30- 3:00 pm. All students, faculty, and staff are encouraged to join in with cleaning up Parkside's campus. The Earth Day Committee along with students, staff, and faculty will be meeting in the Union Bazaar at 2:30 pm to begin the clean-up. After the clean-up, refreshments will be served in the Union Bazaar at 3:00 pm. Please contact Mary Ruetz at 595-2667 for names and phone numbers of staff members and Students nearest you who will be participating in car pooling. Students to represent Uw-p at budget hearing in Kenosha by Jim Hendrickson "I'm not going to pretend there. are any easy answers," said Tedi Wi nnett, at a recent workshop on planning budgets on limited incomes. "It doesn't matter how much you have; it's how you manage it." The State of Wisconsin has more to spend than the average family offour, but it still has some budget difficulties. For instance, many people at UWParkside are concerned about the possible closing of the Office of Teri Jacobson Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA). An open hearing on the proposed state budget will be held Wednesday, April 19, at the conference center of Gateway Technical College, located at 3520-30th Ave. in Kenosha. "There are many points of concern in the budget and making iegislators available to discuss concerns is just an act of good government," said State Representative Jim Kreuser (DKenosha). "I have recei ved phone calls and letters on issues ranging from medical assistance and gasoline fee increases to student financial aid and the elimination of the Department of Public Instruction," said Kreuser. "I understand that there are many concerns with this proposed budget, and 1 want people to be able to voice their concerns." Students speak with Cohen, applicant for UW-P Vice Chancellor by Pamela Bradshaw News Writer Howard Cohen, The University of Wisconsin Parksides Interim Vice Chancellor and candidate for the position, was interviewed by students on April 5th. He was the second finalist interviewed in a series that will conclude April 28. Cohen is also a finalist for the same position at the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay. Regarding the selection process he commented, "This is like a vacation. 1 get to go out and talk to people today instead of being chained to my desk." Nathan Pieper, president of SOC and co-coordinator of GLO, asked Cohen why he wanted to remain at Parks ide. "Universities like UWP ...are places that were started ... to provide access to university education to a broader range of people. "These are the places where the action is in higher education. This is where the concept of what a university education means is still being worked out. I think anybody who's interested in making a difference in higher education ...would want to be in a place like this." Tommy Richie, president of PSGA, asked Cohen what changes State Senator Joe Andrea and Representati ve Bob Wirch plan to attend the hearing. "I have long been an advocate of local hearings in the evening. It helps keep government close to the people - where it belongs," said Andrea. At a recent meeting in Milwaukee, the Joint Finance Committee refused to hear the protests of hundreds of people. Those who did speak were allowed 30 seconds to express their opinions on the 3000-page state budget. The Kenosha hearing will be open to the public, and it will he would like to make if he became the Vice Chancellor. "We have obligations to prepare students for citizenship and obligations to prepare students for a career. "What I mean by that is the kind of things that you Howard Cohen need to learn in a university to be an active participant in tbe society that you live in and go out prepared to improve it and change it. You also come to the university hoping to be prepared to ...make a career choice where you can do things that will be personally satisfying to you. "I think for the last 50 years or so in higher education we've seen that as a kind of conflict. Should the curriculum be more geared towards citizenship or should it be more geared towards career preparation. "What I think is really starting to happen .. .is there is a convergence between the knowledge and skills that a ... graduate is going to need in UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE Jim tlf/ndrickson shoots his way to second place at Mondily's pool tournament. Dan Schoh Jr. won first place. The Recreation center will hold Eight Ball Pool TO!l,,!,aments Registration begins at 5, with games starting at 6 pm. continue until everyone who students there as possible to wishes to speak has the discuss student concerns with the opportunity to do so. budget," said Jacobson. "There's Parkside students who plan on strength in numbers. We need attending the meeting should see warm bodies in those chairs. " Teri Jacobson in the PSGA office. "We would like to get as many order to be well prepared for citizenship and well prepared for a career." Cohen listed skills he felt would prepare students for both career and citizenship: c o rn m u n ic a t io n/ skills, information Iiteracy ski lis, teamwork and a "carefully thoughtout reflective perspective about the world around you. "The challenge for the university is to design a curticulum that prepares students so when they graduate they will be accomplished in those things. Our job is to ... identify whal...a successful, accomplished graduate needs to be able to do. Then to look back in the curriculum and make sure we've designed the curriculum so that when a student goes through he'll be prepared in that way." Scheduled Campus interviews for UW-P ProvosWice Chancellor Thursday, April13-Roberto E. Villarreal Associate Vice President for Academic Affairs, University of Texas at EJ Passo (English) 1:00-1 :45 Open meeting with students, Union 106 2:40~3:30Open meeting with faculty and staff MOLN 105 Tuesday, April 18- Wayne C. Miller Dean, College of Arts and Sciences, University of Alaska Anchorage (English) 1:00-1 :45 Open meeting with students, Union 207 2:40-3:30 Open meeting with faculty and staffMOLN 107 Tuesday, April 25- Beverley ByersPevitts Dean, College of Humanities and Fine Arts, University of Northern Iowa (Communication Studies and Theatre) 1:00-1 :45 Open meeting with students, Union 207 2:40·3:30 Open meeting with faculty and staff MOLN 107 Friday, April2S- John M. Ostheimer Dean, College of Arts and Sciences, East Tennessee State University (political Science) 1:00-1:45 Open meeting with students, Union 207 2:40-3:30 Open meeting with faculty and staff MOLN 107 •Ahh! Ob no!Itwasa Window! 3 page • EJ(tYme clost 'fpage 4 • Ketdnun off to Indiana State page 7 United Counsil Discussed threatened Spring Fever 195 announce closure of OMSA and other matters in the Senior Seminar class or they will be on sale in the alcove next to the Women's Center. Continuing Saturday April 22, there will be a picnic located at the outdoor track. Some of the carnival games include Dart throw, ring toss. mini golf and an Orbitron (gravity machine). There will be face paiming. and nail art included in the festivities. Also the T-shirts are still on sale. They can be purchased for onl)1 $10.00. Look for them from th Communication majors Of check the alcove near the Women's Center. The Senior Communication majors are looking forward to seein students, faculty, staff and alumni the event. Get some friends together and let's enjoy the Spring Fever together! by Mike Paupore Bored, lifeless, want to meet others? Well Spring Fever '95 is the event for you. From the class that brought you the Top Ten Reasons to Attend Parks ide comes a dance and picnic over a two day period to promote a sense of community on campus. The dance will be held in the Union on April 21, at 8:00 pm. The popular DJ Sy Stevens will be spinning all your favorite tunes. There will be hors d'oeuvres and a cash bar for everyone over 21. Activities will include Twister, Limbo, Karaoke and a Hula Hoop contest. There will be a variety of door prizes. Tickets cost $10.00 a piece. You can get them from anyone eliminating System mandates requiring students to live in university housing; changing the drinking age in Wisconsin to 19; passing a System wide Credit Transfers Bill which would make transferring of credits from different UW schools easier; protecting the observance of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and Veteran's Day in the UWSystem; failing the Ethnic Studies Review Bill; failing any mandated start day bill and decreasing unnecessary reporting requirements on the UW System. The next UC meeting will be held June 16 &17 at UW-Milwaukee. See PSGA for details if you would like to be involved. The United Council met in reelected David Stacy of UWPlatteville on April 8th and 9th. Superior for next year's President. Parkside's delegation was led by Resolutions concerning student newly elected PSGA Vice President, privacy, the easy accessibility and Arian Rana Adair-Nichols. lack of awareness of open student The threatened closing of records, and the use of Social Parkside's Office of Multicultural Security numbers as Student lD Student Affairs (OMSA) was numbers were also addressed. The discussed. Part of PSGA's agenda in UC resolved to protect student the coming weeks will include how privacy and to continue to fight the to keep OMSA up and running. use and release of non-essential Keeping UW System schools in information without student consent. touch with each other and increasing UC's legislative agenda was the inter-campus involvement was the longest item discussed and the center topic of the Shared Governance of debate for the rest of the meeting. Committee. It is currently felt that The final agenda has two sections, System schools work in isolation too one of major issues that UC would much and that this should change. If actively concern itself with and one the campuses work towards co- of issues that UC would monitor for operation with each other, they future action. should be better able to represent Jtems of major concern were: students on System-wide concerns fighting to maintain educational such as the budget, choosing of budget items by protecting student Chancellors and dealing with the control over student fees, protecting Board of Regents. General Program Revenue (GPR) Also discussed in various funding, keeping financial aid committees were the problems of increases inline with increases in Student Government elections, which educational costs, passing a Tuition this year have been particularly Cap Bill, and ensuring funding for troublesome not just at Parkside, but any legislative provisions for tuition also in Milwaukee and other schools. remission; introducing student input The General Assembly of UC into the Regent Rights Bill and Volunteer of the week School Choice presented Public School System, of September at a averaged-amount of $3,2 per student, the state waul provide a payment for t person's school of choice "h's a policy," she said '''And voters should be abl to decide [if it should be i Thompson's budget]." According to Haller. Thompson is going to pass the problem of keeping church (or religious) matters separate from the state, by sending the payment to the school of choice in the name of the parents. They would then pick up the check and pay the school. that the vouchers will create a rise in students and revenue for private and parochial schools, therefore tuition as well. This proposal would allow students of lowincome families from Milwaukee to attend either a private or public school of their choice motivated by Gov. Thompson's religious and value-based principles of the "Far Right," said Haller. She fears that "once you open (he door" to something like this, " it's going to be statewide." Instead of the money going towards the Milwaukee eventually prove disastrous for public education and more so, weaken the idea of the border that separates the Church from the state. "We're going to create a two-tier system," she said for "those who can get their children to a private school, and those who cannot" - placing a stress on education. The school of choice will not be held responsible for this disturbance, even though the school will be receiving tax payer's dollars and even though the "Catholic Church has set aside a lot of money to see this through." She also noted by Brian Matsen Staff Writer On April 5th, Kathy Haller presented her view on school choice to a group of about 15 people at that week's Soup & Substance topic - "School Choice: Is it the Right Choice for Wisconsin?" Even though the issue of school choice has been gaining momentum, this Chair of Public Education and President of the Wisconsin PTA said "it shouldn't be 111 the governor's budget." She believes that the school choice vouchers will Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared within the community and the impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Paige Werner. Paige Werner is a freshman Biology Major with a pre-professional interest in Veterinarian Medicine. Paige became acti ve in the Parks ide Volunteer Program when she was placed last fall with the Racine Zoo and Paige Werner Wildlife Horizons. She works a 4 hour shift weekly as a Zoo Keeper's Assistant and has been involved in the Zoo Education Program, teaching the public about animals found in the zoo. Recently Paige completed training to rescue wildlife and is eager to assist Joanne Dean from Wildlife Horizons. "Paige is so conscientious and responsible. I trust her with all the animals. She doesn't have to be asked; but knows exactly what to do," said Joanne Dean. "We are so lucky to have her assistance at Wildlife Horizons and at the zoo." Paige truly enjoys the animals and the people she works with. "I want to be a veterinarian and this gives me the diversity of working with large and small animals. I feel as though the zoo staff trusts me and I am completely in charge of kangaroos, flamingos, camels and muntjacs. I also have become the elk specialist and enjoy sharing information with visitors. I'm having so much fun!" Thanks Paige for being there for the Racine animal agencies. Your positive attitude and top quality skills are an asset to University and the Parkside Volunteer Program. Volunteer Opportunities homes, complete paperwork and enter information onto a computer. Cal] Melanie Petri for an interview at (708) 360-0853. Zookeeper's assistant. Racine Zoo has openings on Sunday and Monday mornings from 8 am to noon. Help clean cages and feed zoo animals. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Earth Day Opportunities. Help clean up North Beach in Racine or Chiwaukee Prairie in Kenosha on Saturday, April 22. Bring along some friends while giving 2-3 hours of your time. Discover how good it makes you feel. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. Tutors for Prisoners. Volunteer at the Racine Correctional Institution in Sturtevant as a classroom tutor or in the recreational program. Be a positive role model while getting experience in a criminal justice setting. For placement, stop by the Career Center, WYLL D175. Baseball Coaches and Wheelchair pushers. Summer Little League program for disabled kids needs help. Saturday mornings. More details coming. Case Manager Assistant for Big BrotherslBig Sisters. Join the Gurnee, LL,staff as an intern to track clients, visit UW-Parkside Police Incident Report out. DOT revealed vehicle registration suspended for unpaid citations. Property Theft - Student had a jacket stolen from C/Arts 128. No suspects. Viclntion/Other (10:47 pm) - Wood Road/Cty Hwy E. UPPS officer observed subject exceed existing speed limit. Citation issued and report submitted. from his unlocked vehicle, sometime last month. Report submitted. 3/28/95 Inc 95-214 State Property Theft (9:45 am) - Wyllie Hall, D 175N. Staff reported to UPPS that a notebook computer was removed between 3/9/95 and 3114/95. Report submitted. 4/1/95 Inc 95-222 Traffic Violation/Other- A driver on Hwy 31 was stopped for possible drunk driving. Subject was turned over to his brother. 3/30/95 Inc 95-219 Fire Drill (9:57 a.m.) - A fire drill was conducted at the Parkside Preschool Child Care Center. Five adults and twenty-two children were successfully evacuated in 53 seconds. 4/2/95 Inc 95-225 Disorderly Conduct/Battery - Two roommates in Housing got into a fight with one student receiving facial bruises. Alcohol was involved. Charges are pending. 3/29/95 Inc 95-217 Security Alarm (7:42 am) - Tallent Hall. Staffmember accidentally set off alarm. Everything in order, alarm reset. Report submitted. 3/28/95 Inc 95-215 Harassment/Other (3:53 pm) - Professional Food Service, staff reported to UPPS that rumors of threats have been circulating as a result of anticipated layoffs. Report submitted. 4/1/95 Inc 95-223 PersonalProperty Theft - A Carthage student had his wallet stolen while using the library. No suspects. 3/3 t/95 Inc 95-220 Personal Property Theft - A wall poster was taken by a fellow housing student. Poster recovered - case cleared. 4/2/95 Inc 95-226 Disorderly Conduct - Noise complaint at housing due to a card game. Participants left and no further action taken. 3/29/95 Inc 95-2 I 8 Personal Property Theft, C.Arts Lot (12:35 pm) - Student reported to UPS that someone removed his parking permit 4/1/95 Inc 95-224 Traffic Violation 3/28/95 Inc 95-216 Traffic 3/31/95 Inc 95-221 Personal - Visitor was stopped for headlamp RANGER 1~ Photo Editor. '" Michelle Gaal Calendar , Tiana Williamson Copy Editors Tabitha Brown, Amy Fiebig .............................. , Jennifer Randle Columnists ..........•.......................... Barb Churchill ................................•......•............... C.J. Nelson .. . 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After that, as a news writer, I was through with Sarah. As a 000- Christian, I would only begin to get to know her. During the interview process with Sarah's fiance, Andy Boedecker, I first became curious about Sarah's faith and the faith of all of whom she'd left behind. Andy seemed almost too joyous to me. JL really bothered me. After the interviewing was over, Iwrote "Sarah's Story" and walked away. Or so I thought For the next week following the story, Ihad a hard time getting to sleep. I kept thinking about Sarah's faith in God. I also thought about the possibility of the "heaven" they'd all been so sure Sarah had gone home to. I began to ask questions in my own mind. The torment as to my question about the existence of God began. When I did the phone interview with Andy he told me he was a finance major and was going to be in my class when the semester began. He forgot to tell me what he looked like so the first day of class I found myself looking for a "Christian." As the students filed in I saw a very quiet, almost submissive-looking guy wearing a tie enter the room. Iwas sure that was him. Iturned and introduced myself. He didn't know who the heck I was. 1 picked the wrong guy. Ilooked around the room for what Ithought a Christian might look like and couldn't see anyone who fit my preconceived stereotype. Finally, I heard somebody call his name. I looked up and saw a guy with a Chargers cap on (he was obviously misguided when it came to football) and a sweat shirt, jeans and sneakers. "Could this be the Christian?" Iwondered. "He doesn't look like a Christian." I began to realize that my stereotype of Christians was a misguided as Andy's choice for a football team (Dolphins-Superbowl 1997-Marino rules). Sorry, I've been wanting to do that all year. After class that day Iapproached Andy and introduced myself. Although he was very nice, Iwas still bothered by the fact that he was acting too happy for someone who had just lost a loved one, Sarah. I knew that his belief in God, Jesus and eternity with the Lord was the connection between Sarah's death and his ability to accept it. I then asked him if I could talk with him for a moment about God. We found a comfortable place to sit and Ibegan to ask questions about God. Everything I asked had a negative flavor to it. I was very angry with this God because I didn't know whether or not to believe in his existence. I just knew that Icouldn't stop asking questions. I couldn't stop searching for answers. As time passed, J began to meet One Liberalls Opinion Barb Churchill Ranger columnist Well, as last week, I've got a lot to talk about but very little space to do it in. I've heard from a trusted PSGA source that many people have checked out election packets, more people than last time. So, some of you out there aren't as apathetic as you appear! That surprises me, but also pleases me. Just remember, VOTE THIS TIME! If you wish a few endorsements, here they are: Teri Jacobson, Ami Orava, Jason Weniger, and Tyson Wilda should all be elected Senator. They are committed and qualified, and all of them have impressed me with their intelligence and work ethic. Ami Orava was elected in the disputed election, but already has been to a couple of UC meetings, and has been appointed OMSA liaison to DC. Tyson Wilda is concerned about Tommy's proposed budget, and has worked with Ten Jacobson to try to keep it from happening. Jason Weniger has been to numerous UC meetings, and is well-versed in all the PSGA ins and outs. These people can change PSGA for the better-give them a chance! Tommy's proposed budget still makes my skin crawl. Why is it that Parkside, the UW -Center Schools (2 year institutions, who already have small budgets), and other small schools get hit hardest? What is it about Tommy Thompson, anyway? And Why do the Regents always cut the little guys first? Why can't Madison or Milwaukee take the hit, for a change? (Because they would complain effectively, that's why.) When you think of Parkside, the phrase "first and worst" should come to mind. And that is very sad. The other UW school newspapers that I've read in recent weeks are also discontent, but only one school is doing anything at all about the problem. That school is Whitewater. They are organizing protests and sending cards, all with the intent of stopping the damage before it starts. The effort has so far gone unnoticed, but hopefully it will be like water on a stone: eventually, the Whitewater students will just erode the resistance away. Oshkosh, Stevens Point, and Superior seem concerned, but relieved that it doesn't appear to be worse. The problem with that attitude is that it can not change anything for the better. The assumption "it could be worse" is always unassailable. How about trying "it could be better" instead? Then, we could fight for what we need and want as UW ~ System students (as well as taxpayers.) But that would be too easy. However, for the non-apathetic, caring and concerned students out there, there is something that you CAN do. This thing is to attend the hearing at Gateway Technical College, Kenosha, at 6 PM on Wednesday, April 19th in the Conference Center. This is the only proposed budgetary hearing in Southeastern Wisconsin, and we need to go there and show our anger. If we do, perhaps something will change. Even if it doesn't, it will be beyond belief if politicians try later to say that they didn't know how upset we were! But we must try. If we don't, then maybe we deserve what we' n get: the shaft. Quote of the Week: "People always use the same old argument: 'I can't do it all, so I'm not going to do any.' And they don't." Lois McMaster Bujold, Mirror Dance ~ 3 'Thank you, Sarah! more Christians. They were all so willing to try and help me with my struggle with God. They were all so patient. Still, in spite of all of their efforts, Ineeded more proof. Finally, Ireached a point of utter frustration. I became so broken in spirit because no one could furnish the proof I so desperately needed. I decided to give up. But the next morning Iwoke with Sarah's faith on my mind. It wouldn't go away. A few days later Ifound myself deeply depressed over the whole question of God. Iwas driving in my car as a song came on the radio (actually it was a tape that I had just bought). It was entitled "Here Comes the Flood" by Peter Gabriel. The words blew me away. Tears started rolling from my eyes. Warmth filled my heart. I couldn't explain why, but Ifelt something beyond what the words were saying. I went home and laid on my bed and listened to the song again and again. About a half hour later I felt Him. The questions were gone. I knew God was real. Not because of a song or because of any proof, but because I felt Him. Ireally felt Him. Itwas the most moving experience of my life, realizing that He was real. I literally jumped for joy. I called everyone I knew to tell them what I'd found. What Isearched for was God. What 1 found was love. I found God and then felt the deepest, purest love of my life. I finally realized why Andy felt a certain joy. He kept telling me he knew Sarah was with her Savior. Finally, Ibelieved. Since Sarah's death Ihave had the pleasure of meeting many people who knew her. I love hearing about her life. I met her family and they were just as special as I'd imagined them to be. This past weekend I had an opportunity to view the memorial services of Sarah Rahn as they were recorded on video. It was a beautiful, moving service. There were approximately seven hundred people there to say goodbye to Sarah. Many who spoke of her recalled funny, happy memories of Sarah. I felt like I'd gotten an even closer glimpse of her because of their recollections. After the memorial service was over on the video, there Observations were recordings of different concerts that Sarah was a part of. You see, she was a beautiful singer. When I heard her voice Ijust melted. What a beautiful girl with a beautiful voice and and even far greater faith in the Lord. As Iwatched that video, the words ''Thank you, Sarah" carne into my mind. You see, it was Sarah's unrelenting faith in the face of her terminal illness and the faith of all whom she'd left behind that got me asking questions about God, which led me to the answers.J'll never forget what her mother said to me (this was before Ibecame a Christian) just weeks after Sarah passed away. She said, "Sarah was always concerned with the spiritual well-being of people. There have been many people who have come to know the Lord as a result of Sarah's life and as a result of her death." I finally know what she meant by that statement. To Sarah, I'd like to say thank you and not goodbye, but "see you later," as I'm sure that I will. Be Careful What You Wish For approach. USA Today has reported that lobbyists are in fact writing some Republican bills. This is no change from the former masters of the House. We can give thanks to our forefathers for providing a more deliberative body know as the Senate. Most of the damage done in the House will not survive in the Senate. Vet even in the Senate the Republicans are scary, there are too many Jesse Helms, Strom Thurrnonds and (God help us all) Phil Gramms and not enough Nancy Kassenbaums and William Cohens, The Republican party I was at ease with twenty years ago is not one I am comfortable in now. J may have leaned Republican, but the party of Gingrich is not the party ofFord (or I would argue Tommy Thompson). Professor Hayward told me recently that he thought Ihad to be too intelligent to be that conservative, I think he is right. I want no part of a Republican party that identifies itself with Phil Graham or Pat Buchanan. Compared to that, Clinton and the Democrats look better all the time. Next week let's talk about the Dems. The reports of their demise are greatly exaggerated. November, let's analyze it a bit. The Republicans score points on "Be careful what you wish for, it reforming the House of may happen." For quite a few years I Representatives and their rules. It have wished for Republican control was time to do so and the Democratic of the Congress. Now as the party was by its nature incapable of Republicans complete their "100 it. days" Ifind that having this wish The Republicans have rendered the come true unfulfilling. I am nation a valuable service by opening underwhelmed. a debate on a wide range of issues Why desire a Republican Congress that frankly need to be looked at. in the first place? Ifirst started to Taxes and taxing (do not forget the pay some attention to politics in term flat tax), Affirmative Action, the 1972, when to me, Richard Nixon federal budget (how do you balance was the obvious choice over it, and if so how long do you take?) McGovern. I then went into the and how it should be viewed, legal Navy. It was very easy to cocoon and regulatory reform, and a debate yourself in the military. You are concerning the takings clause of the protected from economic and social fifth amendment and the possible reshifts that affect society at large. I emergence of the tenth amendment felt at home with the Republican (Federalism). All this is on the plus party of Gerald Ford, although side for the Repuhlicans. somewhat ill at ease with the As always the devil is in the details Republicans under Reagan and Bush. and here the Republicans are Having decided to get an education repeating past mistakes. Targeting (a move I encourage no matter what school lunch and school funding is the age) Ithen found that what once short sighted and justifiably leaves could be considered "A" or "B'" them open to ridicule. If the actually had a lot more of "C" Republicans want individuals to be involved. The answers are not always responsible, should corporations also clear cut University schooling does be required to act and live help one to think and evaluate or responsibly? Attempts to repeal reevaluate. logical gun control measures passed Having had my wish granted last by the last Congress also is a wrong Letter to the Editor C.1. Nelson Dear Editor, Ihope that by publishing this letter it catches the eye of those in charge of the large glass windows found throughout Parkside. Many different kinds of plants and animals can be found amidst the beautiful campus of Parkside. The shrubs and trees encompassing the University render it with an aesthetic quality that is cherished by many. Numerous large windows enable those inside to catch a glimpse of the natural beauty outside. Unfortunately the very picture the windows let us view, reflect out a mirror image of that scenery. To the many birds attracted to our campus it is a shame that so many are killed every year by these windows. The most notorious of them are those on the west side of Greenquist and those surrounding Main Place. Today [ found a dead Golden-Crowned Kinglet outside of Molinaro and finally wrote this long overdue letter. We owe to the birds this campus attracts, protection from these deathtraps. Some cheap paper hawks or owls taped to these windows would save many birds, cost little, and detract nothing from the view. Let's see if something can be done. Craig Leeper-- student and friend of all birds. EDITORIAL POLICY The Ranger News encourages and invites Letters (0 me Editor, whether they. ag~ or disagree with a story or column. Also readers' viewpoints on campus/commumty ISSUes can be vented through such letters. . When many letters express similar viewpoints, a representative sample may be published. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL D 139C) before noon on Monday. Letters must be ~yped and doubl~- spaced, must contain no misleading or libelous conten~, and must include the authors name and phone number. Letters which fail to comply will be returned to the author. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters. /~xjreme ((!'unchline by Dawn Apostoli The Boston band, Extreme, is back with a new album, a new tour ... and a whole new look! Extreme performed a sold-out, general admission concert on April I at the Vic Theater in Chicago. Opening for them was another group from Boston, Flesh; similar to Extreme in music type, performance, and even looks, because the lead singer and guitar are brothers of Extreme's lead and guitar- Gary and Nuno. Flesh did well, but the crowd was not enthusiastic; they are not that well known yet. Extreme's performance brought the crowd to life! I had seen Extreme in concert quite a few times before, and they did not disappoint me. by Mike Schaefer No, its not a typo. Nor is "observating" a word, although it sounds like it should be and if it were Ibelieve it would read in the dictionary as "observate, n: to see, to contemplate and to learn a truth; to observe, ponder and realize." Anyway, this week I've observated a whole lot (choke on that one), and one thing I've observated (if I write it enough, I'm hoping a professor will inadvertently use it in a lecture)(please let me know if that happens),well, I guess I always knew this, but there's a big difference between 'knowing' and 'K-nowing', is tbat people who have something to show you will do so no matter how obviously you care not to be led down that trail. To illustrate I had a wonderful story about my grandmother, a surgical scar and an otherwise uneventful meal. However, due to a particular editor's fear of public outcry against a particular aspect of my story ... Suffice to say the scar was below the beltline, the otherwise uneventful meal blah-blah-blah and you can guess the rest but you've missed the poignancy of the occasion and whatever I had to say about what I observated has been lost. Forever. So, failing to properly convey' the magnitude of that experience, something else I observated recently: people who aren't true to themselves. A friend of mine Katy Stephan, owns a store in downtown Racine called The Main Idea. She sells rubber stamps, oodles and oodles of cards for all occasions and the types of T-shirts tourists coming to Racine would buy. Its cool. You should bop on in. Anyhoo, as I was buying cards and chatting about how she could get some free ( !J5 The exciting new drummer, Michael Mangini, was certainly no disappointment either! Nuno's captivating guitar solo, "Midnight Express," was incredible. A medley of their older music gracefully blended with the new. The audience sang along. Wonderful! There were some technical difficulties, however. None were severe enough to delay the show for very long. Surprisingly, Extreme only played for an hour and a half (probably because Gary was quite ill). The audience hungered for more, but there was only one encore. In addition to the new drummer, their "new look" included other changes. Gary went from a head full of fluffy curls to a head full of almost nothing. The bass player advertising for her store (The Main Idea, 337 Main St., Recine) some guy pulled up in front of her store (The Main Idea, 337 Main St., Racine) and she (Katy Stephan, owner of The Main Idea, 337 Main St., Racine) said, "I bet he goes into Racine News" which, for those of you wbo don't know, is a porn shop. Now, an aside here. I know (I've observated) my subject material usually hovers around the almost-crude to the way-beyondcrude, things one doesn't speak of in polite company and doing things that look none too coolon a business resume. Well, life isn't a business resume. As much as life is about being a good parent, cleaning your room, eating your vegetables, crossing your 't'sand dotting your lower case 'j' s, life is also about not letting anyone know you just broke wind, getting lost during a night of binging in the French Quarter and parking in the handicapped space while you run in for cigarettes. As important in life as good hygiene is, sometimes you just gotta wipe your nose on your sleeve or scratch yourself. And, I've found, its when people are doing those things that "you just shouldn't do" that people are as 'real' and as interesting as they're ever going to get. So, when I write about my friend who was arrested for white slavery or the time I was making salad for a dinner party, chopped off a piece of my finger, couldn't find the piece and served the salad anyway or that this rough draft was written while I was buck naked and dripping from a recent shower or my grandmother's surgery scars or some guy walking into a porn shop, well...now you know. These are the things we really are and they're infinitely - 4 ~ jJ Jour Pat cut his hair a bit shorter, changed to a darker shade of blond, added a mini-beard and mustache. Nuno shortened his dark-brown hair and dyed it a shocking golden blond. The new look is drastically different, but they still look great! Overall, it was an extraordinary concert, one of the best I've seen. For the first time I got to see the band after the show! And to those of you who have heard that Nuno is unfriendly and inconsiderate to fans, that information is far from the truth. Nuno and the other three are the sweetest guys I've ever met. So, if you have a chance to catch the "Punchline '95" tour, don't hesitate to buy your tickets. The show is well worth every penny you have to pay and every mile you have to travel! I'ort' s <.tornrr :Jr[rs, oEove e!Pantasy by Mathew K. Gonzalez fJ~e :JrCdange01 etservating Eiteralty by Mark N. Lewis As I awaken in the early morning. I look forward to see your pretty face. Your smile, your style, and your eyes Has captured my heart and attention with much grace. Even though there are several differences. I still would like to have your hand in marriage. I feel that I've found someone whom Iwould like to marry. So I can give all of my love to you and For me to give you my heart to carry. Mrs. Love, even if you don't want to get married right now, I would understand. But as long as you are-my woman I would feel good to be your man. Please give me a chance to show how I would feel about you. Please give a chance to have with you a love that's true. So with all due respect !Jlllfiked (fest ,,9 ~('anl 10 IfJlu:h (Iud taste 1','cr3 pore, 0{ '/'e slill 6alrerl ill/JeT lite &tlrtli"9 SU/I toe sweat /n:", head /0 toe. fleer sleet allli s(ellder S!o1l/aciJ J "'(met. ,..3 trace Illy (,')$ mer cverr illc/,; s su Iter waist fight al/(I {(Jose (llld feel Ite.r 6oJ~ s<fllirm. ;Jeer ttact malle SIU(lIP fjelltl'j 6acl f,er s/,oldders remain 01/ /f,e /foor . f,er Cac~ is arcf,ed, poised perlecdy. To have you as my woman I would never regret. Mrs. Love. Mrs. Love Please let me have one try with you. + -- Chicken MogUl Frank Purdue President Bill Clinton A Breast, Leg nd Thigh Man Tiana Williamson 10:00pm in the Rec Center. Rent-aIle bowling. $5 for one howler, and $2 for pmadditional kegler. Come and enjoy a lreat night of bowling. ass, and Gender Study Group: Discussion the book Shot in the Heart. , to I pm in Wyllie 363. Open meeting in Union 1Q4..106."The Protestant te Over Homosexuality: Two pm. Eight Ball Pool Tournament in the Center. Registration begins at 5, with es starting at 6 pm. Por more info, go to pm Union Cinema. Film Coming Out y, April 18- in Moln 105- Lecture: The OrigillS 01 in Union Cinema. Film: Coming in the Union Square. Talent Show n in CART D-J 18. Student Recital. in Union IQ4..Soup and Suhstance. sexuality and Religion. 5 8T8 8~~1ell 8~v.w DURAN DURAN THANK YOU by Robby Thompson Duran Duran is back. It was bound to happen right? The so called "SO's" seem to be making a strong comeback. There's no way you can think of the 19S0's and not think of Duran Duran. When MTV first hit the air waves these guys were pegged at keeping it on the air. They not only revolutionized the music videos we rely on today, but they were always on top of the pop music scene with fresh new sounds. Well now it's 1995 and Duran Duran has made another strong comeback with their new album "Thank You." "Thank You" is an album in wbicb Duran Duran covers some of their favorite songs of the past. They tend to be artists and/or songs that have influenced them the most, hence the name "Thank You." From Led Zeppelin to Public Enemy, this album has a taste of everything. This was an album that took some time being put together_It was recorded around the world from 1992 to 1994. One pleasing thing that I can say about Duran Duran's cover album is it sounds exactly like the original? The real task is to make the song your own, and this is what Duran Duran does on each and every track. (Thankfully!) The opening track of this album, "White Lines," is sure to bring back some memories. Duran Duran has taken this song and made a dance track out of it, that all together, seems to rock, groove, and rap all at the same time! With a rip roaring guitar, upbeat rhythm, and guest appearance by Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five, the song is destined to hit the charts once again. Another stand out of the album is a cover of Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady Lay." Again, Duran Duran does an incredible job on this song. Simon Le Bon's voice does the song justice by incorporating a nice smooth feel to the song. A surprise to me was to hear a cover of the controversial hit by Public Enemy, "911 is a Joke." On this track Duran Duran keeps the rap groove in the song along with an acoustic bluesy feel. Don't get me wrong though, the "thump" of the bass is still in there! Probably one of my favorite songs on the album is a cover of the song "Success" originally done by Iggy Pop and David Bowie. Simply put, this song is both upbeat and refreshing, with Duran Duran's signature written all over it. Two songs that I have to say that are done exceptionally well are covers of the Door's "Crystal Ship," and Led Zepplin's "Thank You." In both songs Duran Duran incorporates the eerie feeling of the original artists in their own way. The end result are two great songs that respectfully pay tribute to the original artists. Duran Duran is one of the few "pop" bands from the SO's that are still going strong. Their survival is due primarily to the fact that they don't stray from their true sound. They may change it, or improve it here and there, but it still, and always will sound like Duran Duran. "Thank You" is another chapter in a long and prosperous future for Duran Duran. They truly deserve our "thanks" for a great effort on a thoroughly enjoyable album. ONE C;URU·S OPiNiON? by Barb Churchill the alternative guru herself In the past few columns, I've summarized several alternative albums, and by now you might be wondering, "What constitutes alternative music, anyway" After all, a lot of music is categorized as alternative when it really isn't, and that really confuses the issue. How can all of these bands really be alternative? Or is this just a plot to increase record sales? Let's look at the five best-known Seattle bands, and talk about whether these bands are really alternative, or just labeled that so that their record sales will increase. The five bands are Nirvana, Soundgarden. Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, and Pearl Jam. Alternative offers the listener a change from the normal partyrock that characterizes most of rock radio's airwaves (Van Halen, for one). It usually offers diffcrent sounds, unusual rhythmic content, superior musicianship, and topical lyrics. The musicians specializing in "alternative" usually have a better than average knowledge of music. That is because the "alternative sound" requires better quality of musicianship in order to pull it off. The songs sound more like classical cornpositi ons ; and less like cacophonous noise. Since alternative music, by definition, requires outstanding musicians to play it effectively, this means that some well-known bands are definitely NOT alternative. Pearl Jam is not alternative. Stone Temple Pilots also are not alternative. These bands use tried and true rock formulas, and the same three chords over and over again. (One of Pearl Jam's songs uses only one chord, and the same rhythm throughout. How boring.) Their best songs have a monotonous drone to them. (But it sells, so they keep on doing it.) These bands often get lumped into the "alternative" category, but they shouldn't be. The reasons that they do is because I) they are from Seattle, home of some of the best alternative bands and 2) some of their songs feature topical lyrics. Stone Temple Pilots first album varied between alternative-like ("Creep") to straight-ahead rock nonsense. (Take "Plush," please!) Their second album, although much better in quality, took more of its influence from the Rolling Stones rather than Nirvana or Alice in Chains. Both Pearl Jam and Stone Temple Pilots sound like they just stepped out of someone's garage, and seem to have little or no knowledge of how to play music. Their rock predecessors seem to be 80's Foreigner, the above-mentioned Stones, or possibly even Elton John (as in, good to listen to if it's on, but then forget it!). If you truly want a newer sound (like alternative), skip them. The other three bands from Seattle are definitely alternative bands. All three (Alice in Chains, Nirvana, and Sound garden) feature songs that have unusual chord changes, non-traditional rhythmic patterns, topical lyrics, and superior musicianship. Their songs are intricate, unlike other rock groups. For instance, "Nutshell"(Alice in Chains) features superior bass and guitar playing, and "The Man Who Sold the World" features excellent singing by Kurt Cobain and good guitar playing. "Real Thing" (Alice in Chains) is about cocaine abuse, and features lyrics like "I'm going down the steps of the white line ... straight to nowhere." Nirvana has songs like "Lithium," which has lyrics like "I'm so ugly, but that's OK ...so are you." "Fell on Black Days" highlights despair, because the guy just can't seem to have anything good happen to him. "Whatsoever I feared has ... come to life. And whatsoever Isought out...became my life." These lyrics highlight the despair thai Generation X-ers Final Notice feel about life in general. The reason alternative is a good label to put on nonalternative records (such as Weezer, which really is country, and Offspring, which is really punk) is because the lyrics tap into the generalized discontent that we Gen-Xers feel about life. We realize that we will be the first group of people that will do worse financially than our parents. We are expected to support the baby-boom generation's Social Security needs, despite the fact that they outnumber us 2 to 1. We are the generation that has grown up with the atomic bomb, the higher divorce rate, Vietnam, and AIDS. (Is it any wonder that we think that life generally stinks?) When groups come along like Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, and Nirvana, and they highlight very real problems in our lives, we have to be moved. If they do these things with the high level of musicianship that they have, so much the better! These groups don't play the same three chords, over and over and OVER again, until you are sick of them. Instead, they offer real change, with timely lyrics and a fresh approach. So, give them a try if you haven't already. And remember, just because it comes from Seattle doesn't mean that it's alternative. Applications for the position of 1995/96 Editor-in-Chief of The Ranger News are now being accepted. Those students interested please send a resume to: The University of Wisconsin-Parkside, The Ranger News attn. Executive Committee Chair 900 Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha WI 53144-2000 Applications must be received by April 14. a Haines, Niese pick up where they left off Women's track falls to Oshkosh trial in the morning, Kirk switched shoes and tossed her way to a victory in the javelin. Her throw of ""'-"................................. 93' h 6'b' is thlle Danielle Kirk srxt est a - time for UWP. She didn't hit any trees this time either. Jen Moss ran strong in the 1/2 mile, placing 2nd (2:26), and Colette Marotto finished 2nd in the 5000 meter (19:24). A surely exhausted freshman named Lisa Potthast competed in a April 5 Poll grand total of seven events! Her best finish was a 2nd in the long jump (14' 7.5"). Another freshman, Andrea Miller. ran solidly in the open 1/4 mile and mile relay. Division III Champ Oshkosh won the meet 112-48, but Coach Mike De Witt was impressed with the team's efforts. "The atmosphere and attitude was great. (I hope they) keep the great ~M-::I7"· c7h-e;;lIe-:"M7e-::.-ch7"e-'r spirit and playful attitude, (because) it keeps everyone fired up," De Witt said. by AI Heppner The temperature wasn't any warmer, but the performances started heating up again. To no one's surprise, Amy Haines won the 1500 meter run (4:48.9). She '=-:-:-;-:-- established the early tempo and drove strong to the finish In a personal best time. After a blazing start, Val Niese settled for 2nd Amy Haines in the 3000 meter run in a great early season time of 10:32. Freshman Michelle Melcher hit a personal best with her 4th place finish (11:08). Then there's Danielle Kirk. After completing a 4 1/2 mile time Maci Pernsteiner, a member of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside women's basketball tearn was named to the Great Lakes Valley 1994 Winter Academic AII-GLVC team. To be nominated for the team one must be a starter or key reserve and have a cumulative grade point average of over 3.2. Pernsteiner was the team's leading scorer, second leading rebounder, and also led the team in assists and steals in 1994-95. Maci will be graduating in the Women fall from top twenty NCAA Division n Softball Poll Mad Pernsteiner Intramural Softball deadline extended Record 25-1 22-2 30-5 30-4 27-3 27-5 27-2 14-6 33-4 6-6 25-4 21-6 17-3 16-12 29-1 26-8 15-9 10-5-1 5-4 17-6 votes 118 108 106 100 95 88 88 79 73 60 59 57 54 45 39 21 20 18 12 8 I. Missouri Southern 2. California (PA) 3. Humboldt Slate (CA) 4. Florida Southern 5. Cal. State Bakersfield 6. Pittsburgh State (KS) 6. Bloomsburg (PA) 8. Augustana (SD) 9. Kennesaw State (GA) 10.Merrimac (Mass) II.UC-Davis 12. Central Missouri State 13. Nebraska-Kearney 14. Nebraska-Omaha 15. Barry (FL) 16. Shippensburg (PA) 17. Wayne State (MI) 18. American International 19. Portland State 20. Ashland (Ohio) by AI Heppner Get off that Nintendo and get out your gloves and bats, because it's time to play ball. If it stops snowing, softball is set to begin play this Monday. The registration deadline for Co-ed Intramural Softball has been extended to Friday, April 14th. Each team will consist of eleven players and must have a minimum of three girls playing at all times. The slow-pitch softball league is open to all UWP students, staff, and faculty. The champs get all the glory and Intramural T-shirts. DREAM WORKSHOP UW-Parkside softball cancelled for the weekend on THE SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26 7:00 P.M. Come to a free workshop at the South West Library in Kenosha Activities Room 7979 38th ave bring a dream! Sponsored by ECKANKAR The University of WisconsinParkside softball team's record will stay at 25-6 through the weekend as both doubleheaders scheduled for Saturday and Sunday have been cancelled due to the weather. The Rangers had been scheduled to play twin bills Saturday at Northwood University in Midland, Michigan and Sunday at Ferris State but heavy rains caused the cancellation of both. None of the games were rescheduled. Others receiving votes (in alphabetical order): Cal. State Dominguez, Columbus (Georgia), Morningside (Iowa), New Haven (CT), Sacred Heart (Conn), UW-Parkside In Case You Missed It C. J. Nelson Hey, Terry the Bell's Rung: Maybe some one should have shouted that to boxer Terry Norris on Saturday. Norris struck a low blow to Junior Middleweight Luis Santana just before he decked him seven seconds after the bell rang ending the third round. This is the third fight Norris has lost due to disqualification. NFLing Around: Dave Wandstadt continues to change the Bears. Last week Tom Waddle took his sure hands to Cincinnati and Trace Armstrong was traded to Miami. Bronco line backer Pat Swilling is headed to the Raiders, Herschel Walker moved up 1-95 a few miles to the N.Y. Giants. Miami also took corner hack Terrell Buckley of the Packers hands for past considerations. Mastering the Links: Ben Crenshaw paid his respects to his mentor Havey Penick (who died last Sunday) by winning the 1995 Master's Green Coat. Crenshaw tied golf great Ben Hogan for the second lowest score in Master's history. Picking up the Split: The Cleveland Cavaliers managed a split against the Chicago Bulls over the weekend. His airness missed on a buzzer beater on Sunday allowing the Cav's a one point win. The preceding Friday Michael Jordan set a record for career points allowed by a Cleveland team. Jordan has scored over 1,500 points against the Cavs in his career. Jordan is to the Cavaliers what Michael Schmidt is to the Cubs. We Told You, Didn't we: This is what owners appear to be saying to baseball players. As predicted by the owners, small market teams began unloading highly talented players they could not afford. Gone from Montreal are Marquis Grissom, Larry Walker, John Wetteland and Ken Hill. K. C. waived bye to 94 Cy Young winner Dave Cone, catcher Mike McFarlane and outfielder Brian McRae. Dispatch from Camp Unemployment: Free agent players looking for a 95 home are working out in Homestead, FI. Players such as Mariano Duncan, Jody Reed, Howard Johnson, and Chris Saba are hoping for a call from a major league club. Pay Cut: Players who have signed have seen the salary go down. Dave Stewart, Mariano Duncan, Pat Borders, Bob Welch and B. 1. Surhoff are among players who have seen their pay decrease by almost 2 million dollars or more. Amazing Grace: Cubs first baseman Mark Grace agreed to slay on Chicago's north side for the 95 season. The south side Sox made a run for his services (Frank Thomas even agreed to be a full time DH if Grace went south) but Grace decided to remain a Cubby. The Cubs also acquired Center Fielder Brian McRae from K. C. fat 2 minor league pitchers. Hit the Road Jack: That's what the Chicago pale hose (White Sox) let ace pitcher Jack McDowell do. The Sox corrected this problem hy signing lefty Jim Abbott for 95. The Sox also signed outfielder Mike Deveraux. They still have not got a bona fide bat to protect Frank Thomas. As it stands now the only strike Frank is likely to see all year is the first pitch of the season. As I See It: Quick picks based on players moves so far: AL East: Any of four teams, NY, Baltimore, Boston or Toronto the only sure thing in this division is that Detroit will finish last. AL Central: Sorry Sox fans the Indians are for real. Cleveland, White Sox, Kansas City, Minnesota, Milwaukee. AL West: Seattle gets the nod over Texas, with the A's and Angels following. NL East: Atlanta is several steps above the rest. The rest includes Philadelphia, Florida, the Mets and the Expos. NL Central: I would like to say the Cubs but I can't. Cincinnati gets the slight nod over the Astros (who will wild card) then comes the Cards, Cubs, and Pirates. NL West: Surprise, the Rockies win the west over the Dodgers. The Padres and Giants will place. UW-Parkside Ketchum leaves UW-P for softball Indiana State sweeps double The University of Wisconsi n-Parkside softball team buried Hillsdale College in two games on Thursday winning 14-0 and 21-1. Each game was stopped after fjve inning because of the ten run rule. The wins push tbe Rangers record to 23-6 while Hillsdale suffered their first two losses of the year dropping to 12-2. Wendy Wolff won the first game to move her record to 14-4 on the year. The Rangers piled up 19 hits and BilJi Kapla hit a homerun. The second game .,.,...-"" saw much of the same as the Rangers picked up 34 hits. Billi Kapla (8-2) not only picked up the win but also hit another homerun. Jackie Aiken also had a grand slam in the second game. Wendy Wolff BUIi Kapla Jackie Aiken The University of Wisconsin-Parkside athletic department announced that volleyball coach Susie Ketchum was resigning as of Monday, to take a position as , assistant women's volleyball coach at Indiana State University in Terre Haute, Indiana. Ketchum had been at UW-Parkside for two years and had compiled a 20-47 attended, is a Susie Ketchum NCAA Division I school which is part of the Missouri Valley Conference. record. She will join head coach and long time friend Jay Potter who will also be in his first year at Indiana State. Indiana State, the school that former Celtic great Larry Bird uw-p softball sweeps Grand Valley State The University of Wisconsin-Parkside by Jackie Aiken who hit 2 homeruns and nightcap was 8-2. softball team improved its record to 25-6 drove .in 4 runs. Shelley Stroik added to Offensively, the Rangers jumped out to with a doubleheader sweep of Grand the offense with a 2 run homer. Tanya a 4-0 lead as Jackie Aiken provided the Valley State in Allendale, Michigan on Bertog was 3-4 with a double and Billi big blow in t he inning with a three run Friday. Kapla was 3-4 with 2 doubles in the game. homer. In the fourth inning the Rangers Game I saw the Rangers post a 9-1 win The Rangers totalled 14 hits in the opener. posted another 4 run inning as Billi Kapla behind the pitching of Wendy Wolff (15- The nightcap saw more of the same as hit a 3 RBI triple. Jessie Johnson was 4-5 4) who gave up 1 unearned run while Billi Kapla (8-2) went the distance giving with two doubles, Shelley Szymkowiak striking out four and pitching a complete up 2 runs while striking out I and giving was 2-4, and Bobbi Kapla was 2-4 in game. Offensively, the Rangers were led up just 5 hits. The final score of the game two. uw-p baseball drops doubleheader The University of Wisconsin-Parkside baseball team lost two games to the University of Illinois-Chicago on Thursday afternoon. The Rangers record is now 8-9-1. The score of the first game was 7-3 while the score of the second was 5-1. Both games were seven innings long. UW-Parkside baseball drops doubleheader to Winona State Jeff Dykes picked up the loss in the first game giving up 6 runs in four innings pitched. DIC scored three runs in the bottom of the first and never trailed in the game. Jeff Lonigro picked up 3 singles and one RBI for the Rangers to lead the offense in the first half of the doubleheader. The nightcap saw DIC score two runs in the bottom of the fifth and 3 runs in the bottom of the sixth to overcome a 1-0 deficit. Mike DeMeuse took the loss for the Rangers. Offensively, Mike Davis had two hits for tne Rangers. innings long. In the first game Mark Sura took the loss despite giving up just I run in six innings. Winona scored in the bottom ,.-----------------, of the sixth when Brian Cada singled ArrENT/ON UW- PARKS/DE home Dan King who had doubled MALE WET SHA VERS earlier in the inning. Sura snow 4-3 on the year. The Rangers could only muster 4 hits in the game. The second game saw another pitcher's duel as Scott Fletcher gave up 3 runs, all of which were unearned, in six innings. Winona scored three times in the bottom of the third. The Rangers came back with 1 run in the top of the seventh but could not score any more as Brian Hronski picked up the win for Winona. Six different Rangers had hits in the nightcap. Shawn Babcock and Jamie Karow each had doubles. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside baseba-ll team lost two games to Winona State on Saturday afternoon. The Rangers record is now 8-11-1. The score of the first game was 1-0 while the score of the second was 3-1. Both games were seven II " THIS CLEVER IDEA WILL VISIT YOU ON APRIL 17 AND 18. SEE YOU AT INNERLOOP ROAD BY MOLINORO HALL. THE FIRST 200 PEOPLE EACH DAY WILL RECEIVE A GIFT FROM PLYMOUTH. The Ranger's doubleheaders scheduled with Winona for Sunday was cancelled due to the weather. If you wet shave daily using a foam or a gel product, and you do not have a full beard, SC Johnson Wax needs your help in testing shave products during the summer months. Testers would be required to shave three times weekly on a regular basis starting June 5, 1995. Testers are paid $5.00 per shaving session. For more information, please contact Dick Graceffa at 631-2663 or Julie Winnen at 631-4719. The Athlete of the Week segment needs students to nominate deserving athletes for the feature. Please submit name. major. class. and accomplishments of your nominee to the Ranger Office clo Scott Fragalesports editor. Phone numbers of the Athlete as well as (relevant) high school achievements are also helpful. HELP WANTED --The Accounting Club meets Wednesdays at noon in Molinaro 0107. --The PCOC (Parkside Community Outreach Club) meets at noon on Mondays in Molinaro 115. ASAP Bowling Tournament April 21,4:00- 7:30 in the Union Rec Center. Prizes: 1sttrophy, 2nd-1O-inch 2-topping pizza, 3rd- 6- pack of soda. All students welcome. Must pay for shoes and games. --Students interested in Writing, Drawing and Selling Ads. Stop by or call The Ranger News. Find out how you can become involved and possibly earn extra $. Located next to the Coffee Shoppe in lower Main Place. 595-2287 --HELP WANTED MEN/WOMEN earn up to $480 weekly assembling circuit boards/electronic components at home. Experience unnecessary, will train. Immediate openings in your local area. 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One clever idea after another. ~ ·OfFer is good on any new 1994, 1995 or 1996 i'lymoulh Neon vehicle and ends December 31, 1995. 1994 model eligibility may end prior to December 31, 1995. See dealer for complete details, eligibility requirements and exdusions. $400 bonus is not available with any other private offer. tAlways wear your seat belt. LOST AND FOUND Lost in Molinaro Hall: Navy Blue Polo Ralph Lauren rain parka. Small reward. Ryan, 595-2845. PERSONAL LOOKING TO PLAY ON A MEN'S 4.5 USTA LEAGUE? If you're at least 19 and can play at least 4.0 level, then call Marc 481-5828 Student needs survey Students please stop by either the Women's Center (on the concourse) or Student Health and Counseling Services (MOLN D-124) or at the table outside of MOLN 0-115, and pick up a student needs survt;!:y. Student Health and Counseling Services and the Women's Center need your help in determining what programs and groups to offer students in the upcoming semesters. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 2 THE-VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 26 • APRIL 18, 1996ESTABLISHED 1972FacultyseeksinputFaculty committee needsstudents to nominate out-standing teachers.Every year theUniversity of Wisconsin-Parkside honors two out-standing teachers from itsacademic staff and facultywith the University ofWisconsin- ------------Parks ideTeachingExcellenceAwards."For stu-dents, thisis theirchance to recognize goodteachers," said OliverHayward, associate profes-sor of history at UW-Parkside. Hayward is athree-time award-winnerand a member of the facul-ty committee making thisyear's decision.Any student may nomi-nate faculty for this year'sTeaching Excellenceo Jim HendricksonEditor-in-ChiefAward. Forms may bepicked up at the AdvisingCenter (WYLL 107).Deadline for receipt ofnominations is April 30,1996.Any continuiqg full timemember of the faculty orteaching academic staffwho has taught a mini-mum of five years at UW-Parkside is eligible toreceive anaward. Therecipients ofthe awardsfor the lastseven yearswill not beconsideredeligible this year: i.e.,C.M. Chen, RossGunderson, OliverHayward, Mark James,Lisa Kornetsky, DonKurnmings,Maria Leavitt,Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz,Carl Lindner, PatrickMcGuire, Paul Mohazzabi,Jane Pinnow, and CaroleVopat.Nominations may"be"Thisis their chancetorecoqnizetjoodteachers"Oliver Haywarddropped off at theRangerOffice (WYLL D139C),Union Information Center,Advising Center (WYLL107), the OMSA Office(WYLL D182), or theSecretary of the Faculty(MOLN D135).Ozone,AirMahagemen~To Be Focus ,oGEarthQ"Ozone and theAirManagemt!il~'Program in Southeastern Wi:seon.sm"will be discussedbystate officillI~",'lOlChicago representative from.Environmental ProteetioIlAgand a sciencereseareherdur!discussion atilhe Urtiver-sit0Wisconsin-Parkside4j.1rilPanelistswillhsection chief;WisNaturalResourceManagement, Mad,assistant prl1fessorParkside;.rohnc~o()Owls, Eagles and VulturesSeen Flying Around In Communication Arts TheatreoJess AndersenGuest WriterAn owl,falcon, and hawkmade flight presentations aver the heads of 350 peo-ple on March 30 in the Communication Arts Theatre.Roger Holloway present-ed "Flight For Survival," aprogram focusing on birdsofprey existing in today's warid and the steps necessaryto save these birds andother endangered species from extinction.Abarn owl named"Lou-al"and a red-tailed hawk named "Sierra" were just two ofthe ten birds displayed. Oneofthe most impressive birdswas a twenty-eight-year-old Golden Eagle named "Kuma,"who mesmerized theaudience with his beauti-.ful golden feathers and his7-1/2foot wing span.Birds of prey playa veryimportant role in our natur-al environment not onlybecausethey-reduce rodentpopulations, but becausethey serve as indicators ofthe condition of our natur-al environment. The WorldBird Sanctuary primarilyfocuses on educating the worid about the importance oftheir preservation. Birds ofprey are coming closer to extinct everyday. The "FlightFor Survival" presentationtalked about how these majestic creatures can besaved.AsHolloway described eachbird ofprey; the audience was fascinated by the way each predator calmly perchedon his arm. These birds cauldfly back and forth over the audience from Roger toLibby Wheary, a Parkside student, who wore a long protective glovewhile each birdperched on herarmaswell.Many ofthe children in theaudience were amazed at the way these birds tookflight. Holloway also tookaCont onpage 2 Parkside OffersFilm InternshipThe University ofWisconsin-Parkside EnglishDepartment will offer stu-dents the chance to experi-ence the production of a the-atrical film beginning inmid-July.Julie King, English SeniorLecturer, will head the .course which will allow 20Parkside students theopportunity to work asinterns on RANDUM Filmand Entertainment's politi-cal comedyNeighbor King.The three credit course,which begins its six weekrun on July 15, will offerstudents positionsinpro-duction, camera, make-up,lighting, and wardrobe.These positions involve cam-era set-up and operation,lighting set-up, set construe-tion,preparationof actors'make-up and clothing, foodservice, acting as "extras,"etc.The class is open to allstudents on a first come,first served basis. No experi-ence isrequired. ProducerMick Wynhoff(America'sDeadliest Home Video )andDirector Mike Jittlov(TheWizard of Speed and Time)will give students a two-day,in-depth lecture on everyaspect offilmmaking andtheir roles in the production,prior to filming.Interested students mustmeet with King, officeComm Arts 254, Ext. 2507,immediately for approvaland summer registrationinformation..Representatives to SpeakonCampusState Representative Robert Wirch,Democrat (Kenosha) and StateRepresentative Bonnie Ladwig, Republican(Racine County) will be speaking to thePolitical Parties and Interest Group class atParkside.Representative Wirch will be speaking onApril 18 and Representative Ladwig onApril 23 at 9:30 a.m. in Molinaro 116.Each representative will be talking abouthislher respective party and how it func-tions in the legislature. They will also betalking about current issues before thestate legislature.Any student who is interested in hearingthe presentations .iswelcome to attend.Birds at ParksideCont frompageIlot of time educating the youngchildren about the impor-tance of how to preserve andprotect these birds.The show was sponsored bythe Racine Zoological Society, the VonSchrader Company and Lambda Pi Eta (the UW-Parkside chapter of the Nation~lCommunication Hanor Society). The purpose ofthe show was to benefit the Racine Zoological Gardens. For more information about these majestic creatures ofnature, write to The World BirdSanctuary, PO. Box 270270,St. Louis, Missouri, 63127,or call (314) 938-6193.Wise graduates joinEducators Credit Unionbeforeleaving campus!Whoacares about yourfinancial needsby offering High Returns on Savings,and Low rates on Student, Car, andHome Loan Rates.Whoaoffers TotallyFree Checking and MasterCardNISA?Wedo. You're part ofthe credit unionfamily. Joining iseasy, and you are amember for life!Tallent Hall Rm. 286595-2150http://www.ecu.com9:30-4:00 Volunteerof the WeekStudents are selected asVolunteer of the Week bytheir altruistic attitudes,the amount of time sharedwithin the community andthe positive impact theirservice has made in thelives of others. This week'svolunteer is GinaSchueneman.Gina is a sophomoremajoring biology with inten-tions of going on to medi-cine. Gina has been activein the volunteer programsince her freshman yearwith the Shalom Center andbecame a weekly volunteerat St. Catherine's Hospital.This year she has becomean active volunteer with theKenosha County MedicalExaminer and VolunteerConnection recruiter.Gina says she loves volun-teering in a medical setting.It gives her the opportunityto learn about what goes onin a hospital and allows herto connect with doctors.Volunteering in the MedicalExaminer's Officehas allowed her toobserve autopsies,and she is excitedthat soon she will beable to help performthem. These experi-ences have taughther many valuablethings that she willbe able to take tomedical school andkeep for life.To Gina volunteer-ing isn't just a learn-ing experience. Shejust likes being withpeople. She said,"1really enjoy helping people."Her Volunteer ConnectionSupervisor, Carol Engberg,supports this by saying,"Gina is a responsible,friendly, conscientious per-son who is easy to workwith."Itis clear that Gina reallywants to help others. Withthe Volunteer Connection,Gina recruits new volun-teers.Gina SchuenemanGina, in addition to thevaluable medical informa-tion she has received, haslearned that smiles andthank yous are enough toknow that people appreciateher help. Gina, here is onemore smile and thank youfor all the help you havegiven to the people aroundyou.Volunteer OpportunitiesRecreational Aide. Instruct inmates at theRacine Correctional Institution how to knit,crochet and sew. Learn how to work in acorrectional institute setting and how towork with a diverse population. Bilingual aplus. See Carol in the Volunteer Office orcall Carmen Kerkman at 886-3214, ext. 593.charts, and various other clerical tasks.Contact Carol in the Volunteer Center orMary Collins at 654-0491.Special Events:Museum Assistant. Sat. April'27, 10:30-noon. Help the Kenosha Museum with theEarth Day Birthday Celebration. Serve cakeor help preschool children with arts andcrafts. Contact Heather at the VolunteerOffice.Beach Cleanup. Sat. April 27, 8:30-noon.Help at Racine beaches. Meet at Lakeview.Contact Heather in the Volunteer Office orWendy at 633-9372.Wilson Elementary Sports Day.Tues. May28, 7:45-11 am. Help with a variety of sportsand activities. Need lots of help.Victim Witness Specialist Intern. Juniors orseniors in criminal justice, sociology, or psy-chology can help at Racine County VictimWitness Program. Volunteers willassist thevictims and witnesses through their involve-ment with the criminal justice system andthrough close contact with the districtAttorney. Contact Carol in the VolunteerOffice.Clerical Assistant. Work with PlannedParenthood in Kenosha filing patient'sreports, answering the telephone and takingmessages, typing, making and inactivatingSee Heather or Carol in the VolunteerOffice, WYLL0-175, inside the CareerCenter, or call 595-2011 .Garth BrooksRocks Milwaukee•Karen DiehlManaging EditorHerndon," Garth drawled,"But I think I can hold myown." He then proceeded toThe concert which took strum the first few notes ofplace on April 13 atthe song, sending the crowdMilwaukee's Bradley Center into a frenzy. After thepresented a fascinating corn- album-version of the songbination of traditionalwas complete, the music grewCountry-Western music and quiet, and Garth told the21st century special effects. crowd that he was in theGarth Brooks, in his third of process of recording a live3 Milwaukee performances, album, and that he betproved himself to be one of Milwaukee would like tothe most energetic perform- have a chance to be onit.ers alive today by holding the The crowd was then prompt-attention of over 30,000 peo- ed to sing the third verse ofpie for more than 2 and a the song, released as a singlehalf hours.from Garth's huge DallasThe show began with two show a few years ago.cowboys strumming guitars Other high points includedbeside an electric campfire. a very emotionalDigital crickets chirped in the "Unanswered Prayers" and abackground and a spotlight heartfelt "We Shall Be Free."full-moon lit the scene. The For just a few minutes, eachpair entertained the crowd by ofthe 30,000 people in thesinging silly country songs auditorium really believed inabout boots and chewing world peace and harmony. Ittobacco.was a feeling I won't soon for-After a half-hour break, the get."Garth-Man" himself took the Garth's encores included anstage. Rising out of a grand- acoustic rendition of Bobpiano, he opened with 'When Seger's "Night Moves," astheOld Stuff was New," the well as his own "She's Everyfirst song off of his most Woman." A foot-stompingrecent album,Fresh Horses."Ain't Going Down" inspiredThe rest of the concert con- Garth to climb one of thesisted almost entirely of rope ladders used by thesongs offThe Hits,a compila- technical crew and jump ontionof Garth's biggest and top of the drummer's cage.best.The concert ended with aOne of the evening's high cover of Don McLean'spoints was a crowd-pleasing "American Pie" which hadrendition of "Friends in Low everyone under the roofPlaces." Garth cleverlyintro-singing along. .duced the song by mentioning The evening proved thathis former acoustic guitar Mr. Brooks is a performerplayer,TyHerndon. He who crosses the boundaries ofexplained that sinceTy'sage, geography and musicaldeparture, he'd taken over genres. He spoke to themost of the acoustic parts hearts of his fans in a wayhimself. "Now I'm noTythat few artists can.~--------------~---c;()&I~ft------------------,,,,-I!$2 OFF PerTireI!On Any Used Tires: Irsthebigmove ... Edhasmoved4: blocks westto3300 • 60th St.... Ed's,: home01the$12tire; mountedandIbalanced FREE. Stop In and say hi:.to Ed.'.. ,irl~$NoLimn. Evnires 5/2196Ij.......::Selling And RepairingI:Tires For Over31YearsI,I:3300-6Olh St. • Kenoshai:.652·5353 :-----------------------------------------------~ He said, She Said...That time ofthe month• Scott MalikSingle SapGee, Karen.Thanks a bunch. Justthe topic I have been looking forwardto writing about. Can I ever show myface in public again? Will I be amarked man?My feelings about PMS are likemost of the male populace, and yet Ican be sympathetic to it because Ihave seen different intensities of it.PMS, IRS, KGB, SWF: these arethe kisses of death. They all useacronyms for personal gain.Q.Why does the IRS audit?A.Because they are the IRS.Q.Why does a woman get crankyevery 28 days?A.Because they have PMS.I have seen some women use PMSto get anything they want. Usuallythe man just goes along because hedoesn't want to confront Satan. "Allright, dear. We'll watch Bridges ofMadison County again-instead of thisnew Schwarzenegger flick." And evenif the flow of emotions isn't heavy,she's happy because she got her wayand she used PMS as an excuse.Now, I'm not saying women do.thisall the time, but I don't believe everywoman is innocent of it.Andwomenknow this because it works!!! Jeez, if Ihad a credit for every time I made amidnight run to Taco Bell or BaskinRobbins for my ex, I'd be... well, I'dbe a math major at Parkside.(Granted, pregnancy is far off fromPMS but the same rules applybecause the mood swings are juSt asunpredictable.) And I went, halfasleep with my hair all ratted, halfmy face sliding off-my skull, wearingmy ~weaters and fuzzy slippers. Ibasically looked like your friendly,neighborhood "can I bum a quarter"guy.But is was either that or I wouldn'teven be allowed to drive past a TacoBell without some subtle remarkabout how "SELFISH I WAS!!!"Soladies, if you want things from thebeau, PMS is a great way to gobecause we are all basically suckersand fall for that every time. "What??You have PMS? I am at your serviceyour majesty. Please ... JUST DON'TKILL ME!!!"And, to all the guys who are stillwith me, PMS is a great time to earnsome brownie points! This would be agreat time to have a unique bunch offlowers sent to her at home or work(don't send roses ...anyone one can dothat. They like it when you get cre-ative). Better yet, take her out for aromantic evening of dinner and a car-riage ride, or a cozy evening by thefire, movie and some wine.But this is a really bad time to tellher that you would rather work onyour car than spend time with her. Orworst of all (and if anyone does thisyou are without my sympathies): tellher you've been feeling constrictedand need more space. Ifthat is thecase ...move! Trust me. I know fromexperience. Hide out in Montana orsomething and learn to live likeGrizzly Adams. Youwill never be safefrom her wrath.So once again kids, we come to theend of another "grrrreat!!" column.Any guys who want to tell me howPMS has ruined their lives can e-mailme atmaliks@it.uwp.edu.Any womenwho wanna kill me or tell where I cango with my opinions can e-mail myfriend Paul at thuriot@it.uwp.edu.• Karen DiehlManaging EditorA woman with PMS is muchlike ... well, like ... Hmm. I guessshe's not much like anything·else on Earth. She's generallyunpredictable, but not always.She's sometimes crabby, but notalways. And she usually getsoverly emotional, but notalways. It has been my experi-ence that men are very irritatedby this lack of consistency infemale behavior. All I have tosay on THAT subject is, if youthink it suckswatchingsomeonewith PMS, just try to imaginebeingsomeone with it.Men will whine about our"abuse" of the aggravatingmonthly condition, claiming weuse it as an excuse, or that wemanipulate poor, ovary-deficientcreatures by bullying them withit. Aw. Poor babies. I feel forthem, really.The truth of the matter isthat men areafraidof PMS.No, really. Everything about thecondition bothers them. Everwalk up to a guy and say, "men-struation?" He'll cringe, I guar-antee it. Men don't like thethought of going through exces-sive amounts of emotionalstress, bloating like a water bal-loon and then windin(;' up inexcruciating pain while bleedingprofusely. It sounds far to ickyto be a natural process. So,rather than admit that womenhave good reason to be crabby,they pretend the whole conditionis in our minds.I once had a male friend ofmine tell me, "Youdon't havePMS. Youjustthinkyou havePMS." Boy, was that a mistake.I proceeded to call him nameswhich would get me arrested insome countries and then burstinto tears. The thing which irri-tated me most was knowing thathe's probably not alone in feelingthat way. How many other menthink women are faking PMS toget their own way, but remain. silent to avoid the wrath ofWoman? The answer to thatquestion scares me.What most men don't under-stand is that having PMS isn'tlike having an ordinary bout ofcrabbiness. It's like having youremotional sensors set toOVERKILL. If the person infront of you snaps their gum onan ordinary day, you'd think toyourself, "Man, that's rude. Iwish he'd stop it." However,should he make the mistake ofdoing so on a PMS day, you'dfind yourself picturing your footmeeting the back of his greasylittle head with a loud, satisfy-ing THWACK! as his limp, life-less body fell to the floor. Andthey say PMS isn't an illness ....In closing, I'd like to ask all ofthe penis-endowed members ofthe human race to have pity onthe rest of us. We don't mean tobe irrational crabs every month,we just can't help it. As soon asmen realize that the only thingworse than having PMS is hav-ing PMS with an insensitiveman around, the world will be abetter place.ObservationsEconomic Insecurity?·C. J. Nelsonmarket since it is a truism that "theAmerican electorate votes with its wal-let". Polling data show that the majori-ty of workers are concerned about theirfutures. Cliche or not, the rich do seemto be getting richer and the poor, poorer.A recent Wisconsin survey showed that theaverage hourly wage is $6.00. Articles in theKenosha Newsbemoan the lack of workers insouthern Wisconsin. What the paper does notsay is that the wage in this area is only $4.50 to$6.00 per hour. That wage is simply not enoughto sustain afamily,A large portion of theunemployed in this area have dependents andthis wage is a joke. In Illinois the averagehourly pay (at least from what I have seen) is$6.00 - $9.00. Local business types wonder whypeople would rather work at Motorola, than atthe Factory Outlet Mall, or the 'dog track.Ocean Spray Cranberries advertised for work-ers recently. They received in excess of 2,000Capitalism is the best economic system everdevised by man. The facts are clear: no othersystem has ever been able to produce the wide-spread prosperity that capitalism has. This .does not mean that a market- based economy isthe incarnation of heaven on earth; far from it.Today in this and other nations we have thereality of widespread economic insecurity (seePat Buchanan) in what economists call a goodeconomy (see Bill Clinton).Almost daily, radio and television shows talkabout the job market. It being an election yearthe politicians are also talking about the jobresumes, tested close to 400, and interviewed200, all to fill ten job vacancies. If my math iscorrect, your odds of getting a job are one intwenty. Commonly jobs have five to seven, ormore, applicants per opening.Downsizing (using a current buzz word) is notnew. The only difference between the IBM,Xerox, and AT&T managers, and manufacturingworkers is that the latter lost their jobs in thelate 1970's through mid 1980's. Small wonderthat opinion surveys indicate that these work-ers have little sympathy for their white collarbrethren now out of work.The rich are walling themselves off from therest of society like the French noblemen of the17th century. While I do not think a corre-sponding reaction by others is likely, I do feelthat this tangible economic insecurity is notgood for out nation and that the possibility ofstrife grows in proportion to it. Don'tbe<:t,,,baby.ReadtheRangerNews.ObservationsThe Lowest on theMoral Food Chain-c.J. NelsonQ:What do you call a thousandlawyers at the bottom of LakeMichigan?A: A good start.Q:What is the difference betweena defense lawyer and a convict?A: You might let your daughtermarry a convict."First we kill all the lawyers." -William Shakespeare.As you can tell from the aboveparagraph I hold the legal profes-sion in minimal regard. Ireserve special contempt for triallawyers who I see as being thelowest thing on the moral foodchain. "Gee C. J., that seems atad bit strident," you say. "Notat all," I answer. In fact I intendto validate my position.Consider Leslie Abramson, oneof the lead lawyers for theMenendez brothers. In the broth-ers' first trial she argued that thebrothers had shot their parents,reloaded and shot them somemore because they had beenabused. She got a hung jury. Asmarter judge did not allow thistripe in the second trial. So Ms.Abramson had her defense shrinkchange his notes. The only prob-lem was that those same noteshad been turned over to the pros-ecution in the first trial. The dis-crepancy was found and the doc-tor admitted that he had beenurged to change his notes. Whenquestioned, Ms. Abramson tookthe Fifth. And if this is notenough, the other Menendezlawyers argued that the convic-tion should be thrown out becausethe brothers had not receivedproper legal counsel. That, ladiesand gentlemen, is chutzpah.Alan Dershowicz argues that atrial is not a search for the truth,that guilt or innocence is immate-rial. If that is the case, what is atrial for? Dershowicz states thathe has defended and won anacquittal for "my murder." Inother words, he got a man heknew was guilty off. This is aman who merits respect? If youlisten to him you see a supremelyarrogant man who belittles any-one who would dare to disagreewith him. After all he is a lawyerand therefore smarter than usmere mortals.Defense lawyers rejoice intelling us how bad the justice sys-tem is. I sometimes wonder if,according to them, anyone is everguilty of committing any crime.This morning it was reported thatthe shyster that represents thealleged Unabomber will argue incourt that his client can not get afair trial anywhere in the nationand therefore any charges shouldbe dropped and no othersbrought. That's serving the causeofjustice, is it not?Just once I would like to see ajudge lock up a trial lawyer whobrings a frivolous lawsuit into hiscourt. The problem is that judgesare lawyers themselves. If youneed anymore convincing thatlawyers are an overall waste,then consider that Hillary Clintonand her husband are bothlawyers. Now you know whyReagan was a better President.How toWhine- Jim HendricksonEditor-in-ChiefNot sure how to whine?As a public service, theRangerNewswill help you out.Whining is one of the greatest plea-sures life has to offer. Shakespearesaid, "Aloaf of bread, a jug andwhine, whine, whine."Seriously, whining is the only waysome people express their displeasureto others. Clearly, it is important thatwe know how to deal with whiners intheir own·habitat.Whining as an art form was devel-oped in the late Hellenistic Age.AsRome gobbled up territories in theBalkans, the overrun Greeks said"Did they have to track mud all o~erthe place? At least Alexander theGreat wiped his feet on the matbefore destroying our land's wealthand 'marrying' our best-lookingwomen. Those Romans are justbarbaric!"Since then, soldiers have whinedabout generals, generals have whinedabout politicians, politicians havewhined about other politicians, etc.ad nauseam. Intuitively, whining haschanged the course of human events.Mostly, it has had a deleterious effecton the diplomatic relations of nations.World War II might not have hap-pened if the German people hadwhined just a little less about theVersailles Treaty. Just a thought.Now for the question-and-answer section:Q.What does all this whining gener-ate, other than hot air?A. Whining can be very beneficial ifyou whine about the right things tothe right people.Ifyou pick yourwhines as carefully as you pick yourfriends, you realize that some whinesare appropriate in a finite number ofsituations.Q.Can you give me an example?A. Yes.Q.Today? ..A. Yes.Itis never appropriate towhine to me about something I'mdoing wrong.Q.How are you supposed to learnwhat offends other people?A.Ifit offendsme, it must offendoth-ers.Q.And if it offends others?A.So?Q.Is it appropriate to whine aboutMadonna being pregnant by a manwho was not, is not and will not beher husband?A. Yes. If Madonna's behavior sur-prises you and specifically harms you,you have every right to whine. Justdon't do it to me.Q.Is it all right to whine that BillClinton takes credit for the goodthings done by the RepublicanCongress?A.Ifyou are Newt Gingrich or one ofthe pod people, yes.Q.Can I whine that my communica-tion teacher just doesn't understandme?A.No.Q.I was totally put out by last week'sRanger Newssaying the story contin-ued on page two when it was reallyon page four. Can I whine about that?A. Did you find the story eventually?Q.Yes.A.No, you cannot whine about that.Whine about something big.Something meaningful.Q.But Jim, you say you hate whiningabout little stuff. Aren't-you justwhining about other people's whin-ing?A.Yes,but I have only two issues leftas Editor-in-Chief. This had to be said.Shakespeare 'ToBe' CelebratedDuring Parkside DinnerA Shakespeare Birthday Dinner,commemorating the 432nd birth-day of William Shakespeare, will .be held at the University ofWisconsin-Parkside on April 2l.The buffet dinner is sponsoredby the Teaching ShakespeareResource Center and the RegionalStaff Development Center. Tomake reservations for the dinner,call 595-2002 or 595-2498.The featured speaker will beMary Roland, a formerWashington Park High SchoolEnglish teacher. According toAndrew McLean, director of theTeaching Shakespeare ResourceCenter, Roland has excited manyarea students about the works ofShakespeare."Mary is one ofthe area's bestShakespeare teachers and she hasinspired hundreds of students toenjoy Shakespeare's works duringher years at Park High School,"said McLean.Other entertainment during theprogram will include readings andperformances of Shakespeare'sworks. MORE INFORMATION DownloadundefinedFull Screen Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger , Volume 24, issue 26, April 18, 1996 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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I I tSoftball eyes conference crown Seepage 7 ESTABLISHED1972 tStudents spend spring break restoring Florida Seepage 4 tLocal club to stage MTV's Singled Out See page 5 VOLUME 25 - ISSUE 26- APRIL 17. 1997 t Earth Day J display on campus 1next week JASON KLUZAK NEWS INTERN The recycling committee I will be hosting the annual eel- l ebrarion of Earth day on April j 22. The highlight of the dis- play will include the 1995 I Chevrolet Cavalier that runs I on propane. Like most vehi- I des, the Cavalier holds 15 gal- lons of gasoline. However, in the trunk of the car, there is an 18 gallon propane tank. At the rate of26 miles to the gallon, the vehicle can travel 860 miles before refueling. This 1 vehicle is one of a fleet of liq- uid propane gas (LPG) fueled vehicles in the state of Wisconsin. By the year 2000, I under Governor Tommy , Thompson's mandate, there r Gaylord Nelson, a pioneer of Earth Day will be 2000 vehicles making up the state fleet. As a member of the recy- cling committee, Mary Ruetz ... See EARTH DAY page 3 1 Educator's Credit )Union on the move to better service LENAE D. HARRIS COMM 250 Educator's Credit Union, which serves the University of Wisconsin-Parks ide, has moved to a new location to better serve its members. The move, which coincides with the branch's 25-year anniversary, had been in the works for a couple of years and finally hap- ... pened on Jan. 24. The UW·Parkside branch, staffing Karen Nichols, Branch Manager, and Barbara Drew, loan officer, has the distinction of being the very first branch of Educator's Credit Union which is 60 years old. The branch was born out of UW- ... See EDUCATOR's page 3 An unusual Spring Break in south Florida ... ,'. !!'" " ,>~ ~ :' , . ~ : ':; , .1>' ~ ~ ) '01 <; ~+' _i~~ ,M" Univ:rsity of Wis~~~sin-Parkside students in Anne Statham's, professor of sociology and women's studies, course spent Spring Break in southeastern Florida doing environmental restoration work. See story on page 4. Local businesses demonstrate support for project MELISSA BUTTS RANGER NEWS In an effort to show sup- port for positive approaches being made on behalf of local junior high school students, Gary 1. Swiden/Associates, Inc. and Karlsen Plumbing are mak- ing a donation to pay for T- shirts for the project The Power of Self. The Power of Self' project is an undertaking by Communication students at the University of Wisconsin- Parks ide. The project is part of their Senior Seminar class. Realizing that many teens do not know how to handle the pressures in life that they are faced with during their teen years, the Communication stu- dents are attempting through The Power of Self project to give junior high schoolstudents the tools, encouragement, and knowledge to overcome the barriers that keep them from reaching their goals, and to show them the power of self. Through the generosity of Gary J. Swiden/Associates, Inc. and Karlsen Plumbing, the stu- dents who are participating in the Power of Self project will ... See PROJECT page 3 COLEEN TARTAGLIA April II, 1997 Present were 17 out of 25 members, PSGA advisor Steve McLaughlin, two guests and University Police and Public Safety officer, Marlene Schlect. I. Roll call. II Approval of agenda. III. Approval of minutes. IV. Reports of President, vice- president, advisor, Justices, Pro Tempore, committee reports from Academic and Student affairs, Legislative affairs, Promotions, Social issues, and SUFAC. -the committee discussed com- petitive salaries, the new Physical education building and funding for UW systems. Jacoboson also stated the Tech fee committee meeting, sched- uled for April 22. Because 2% of student's tuition goes to the advancement of technical prod- ucts on campus, this 'is an important meeting, all are wel- come to attend. Colleges and Universities Committee of the state Assembly is scheduled to appear on campus on April 23 at 2:30pm in Union 104-106. Students are encouraged to attend and testify to any ideas of the system, budget, or any other concerns about the UWP campus or community. • See PSGA page 3 Computing Assistance Center has the tools to solve network problems BARBARA BARUTH RANGER NEWS The Computing Assistance Center, open Monday through Friday from 8:00-4:30, is waiting to provide faculty, staff and students with the assistance necessary to resolve computer and network-related problems. The Center, located in CART 120, acts primarily as a referral desk, channeling problems and requests to the person best able to provide assistance. In some cases, the CAC desk staff will be able to provide immediate help, but in any case, the objective is to get a quick and satisfactory response back to you. Staff from all areas of Information Services are working together to ensure that the CAC really helps with your mainframe, microcomputer, networking and software needs. Stop by and see us, give us a call (x2444) or visit our Problem Tracking System on the web (http://voice.uwp.edul-problen,/menu.html) to see how your problem has been logged and v, hat its status is. We will have an email address shortly and will then be looking for your messages. ORRECTIONS you see an Inaccuracy rinted in the Ranger News, e want you to let us know, all 595-2287 and leave a etailed correction with a umber where you can be eached should we have any questions. ISSUE 25 (April 10, 1997) • The headline for the story on page 2 about the Sustainable Racine project should have read: Students do hands-on work for Sustainable Racine project. The Ranger News regrets the bove error. Career Day fair coming to campus JASON KLUZAK NEWS INTERN The Parks ide Activities Committee will be sponsor- ing a Career Day fair to be held on Friday, April 25. The event will run from noon to 4:00 pm in Union 207. All Communication majors are welcome. They wiII be speaking about their careers. They will also be available to review resumes and perform mock inter- views, so students should come with their resumes. Attendees don't have to stay for the duration of the fair. It is being held on a drop-in basis. However, sign-up sheets are available for the mock interviews. Janene Olson, President of the Parks ide Activities Committee (PAC), says that, "this event should be espe- cially helpful to those grad- uating this May in order to perfect the skills necessary for their career options. It's also a great way to explore career options." Those with questions can contact Janene through her email: "0Ison002@uwp. edu". Editor-in-Chief . Amanda Bulgrin Managing Editor April Schoenberg Campus Features Editor Kendra Macey Community Features Editor Jennifer Puccini Entertainment Editor Coleen Tartaglia Sports Editor AI Heppner Copy Editor Jim Hendrickson News Intern Jason Kluzak Photo Editor John Nunn Layout Editor Kristine Hansen Ranger News University of Wisconsin-Parkside 900 Wood Road .Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 (414) 595-2287 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 25, issue 26, April 17, 1997 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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