2 10 14 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/0373d0d90592022e7327364c45e0decc.pdf 5e8c6aaf6bbd2117bb01e26d1bf126d0 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Simpkins named Ranger editor-in-chief for 1990-91 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Inside todav's Ranker Recycling effort at UWParkside looked at. Page 3 Comedian Scott Jones in Union Square tonight. Page 3 Recycling effort at UWParkside looked at. Page 3 Rangers men's baseball sweeps UW-Milwaukee in twinbill. Page 12 Thursday, April 19, 1990 iney Vol. XVIII, No. 27 Simpkins named Ranger editor-in-chief for 1990-91 by Steve DeAngelis Editor-in-Chief Parkside, the final frontier. The Ranger's continuing mission: to inform the students. Next year's mission will be headed by junior Craig Simpkins. He was selected to serve as editorin-chief of theParkside Ranger for the 1990-91 academic year. The Editor Selection Committee met last Thursday to interview applicants for the position. After a lengthy interview, Simpkins was chosen by a unanimous vote of the committee. Prior to his selection, Simpkins served as business manager of the Ranger from 1988 to 1990. "For two years I've listened to Craig comment on what he thought the Ranger staff should or should not have done with respect to this issue or that. Now he has the chance as editor-in-chief to turn the paper into what he thinks it should be," said Ranger advisor Stu Rubner. Rubner has been the Ranger advisor for the last two years and served as chairman of the committee that selected Simpkins. The goals of the Parkside Ranger are staled to some extent in the bylaws of the corporation; however, they are largely subject to the interpretation of the current editor-in-chief. "My number one goal is to produce an awardwinning newspaper in both content and appearance," said Simpkins. "My other main goals are to have consistentformatin the newspaper, meaning there will be a few more columns, and the format will be more consistent from week to week, and to keep a full staff of writers," he added. Simpkins said that Parkside students can look forward to a few new regular features in their weekly newspaper. "I plan to have a weekly spotlight column next year. Each week we will do a feature story on a different club, organization, or service that is available to students that they may or may not be aware of," said Simpkins. He also plans to make "Voice of Parkside" a regular feature on the opinion page. This feature was done several times this past year. It consisted of a question followed by the opinion and photograph of several random people on campus. "I think it is important to know how students feel on issues that effect them. In order to do so, I would like to bring back the 'Voice of Parkside' feature," said Simpkins. When he is not working his expected average of 25-30 hours a week in the Ranger office, the 24 year old member of the 1983 Trempcr High School graduating class will be concentrating on his studies. Simpkins is majoring in business, with a concentration in accounting, and plans to go on to get his masters degree from the University of North Texas after graduating from Parkside. Craig Simpkins Both sides of the policy and procedures of racism at UWP Students input and reaction on racism reflected by Dan Chiappetta News Editor The belief in the superiority of a particular race, is the definition of racism given by The New Webster's Dictionary. Melloney Wilson, UWParkside sophomore believes "ignorance" best defines racism. "People just don't take the time to learn and understand the different cultures." Docs racism exist at Parkside? "Racism does exist here, no different from any other place," said Steve McLaughlin, dean of student life. "Anyone who has his or her eyes open can see it does exist," said Bill Homer, Parkside Student Government Association president. "I believe so," said Wilson. People just hide their racism. The racist people shouldn't hide. Say what you feel." According to Dave Ostrowski, director of Campus Police and Public Safety, at least seven incidentshaveoccurredon campus this past year concerning racism. The incidents range from racial slurs, ethnic origin slurs, and slurs regarding religious beliefs. Wilson believes that the best thing that can be done about racism is teaching the children from birth. "Racism is learned, not bom with. I work with children, black and Continued on page 4 Melloney Wilson UW System members file lawsuit against the Board of Regents over new policy by Dan Chiappetta News Editor This past fall, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside and the rest of the UW System opened the new school year with a new antidiscrimination rule that took effect upon 160,000 system-wide students. On June 9,1989, the Board of Regents, which is the corporate body that has primary responsibility for governance of the UW System, including the development and enactment of "policies and rules governing the system," adopted an amendment to chapter UWS 17. The new rule prohibits any "racist or discriminatory comments or other expressive behavior" directed at an individual that intentionally "demean" the individuals "race, sex, religion, color, creed, disability, sexual orientation, national origin, ancestory or age," and that "create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning" environment. Students who violate UWS 17.06 are subject to disciplinary actions, including expulsion from the UW-System. "The policy is a step in the right direction. We are trying to eliminate this kind of behavior. Continued on page 5 2 Thursday, April 19, 1990 Ranger Opinion Students complicate campus processes It's amazing how things work in cycles. If you've been here for a while you know this to be true. We are all dipped into the bureaucratic system of red tape for four, five, or twelve years depending on how we go about it, and if you dont know how to use the system to your advantage, it will use you. Students received registration packets several weeks ago and were given plenty of lime to see advisors and make arrangements for scheduling. For some reason, however, most students seem to wail until registration is going on to see advisors. This puts unnecessary stress on both the academic advisors and the students who do this. They end up waiting outside counselors doors without an appointment, sometimes having to sit in a line on the floor in the hallway in a line like grade school children waiting for their teacher to release them for recess. * The counselors work extra duty while just a week ago they were sitting there with nothing to do because people inherently procrastinate. The icing on the cake in this scenario is that the people who procrastinate during registration are often the ones who complain because they cannot get the class they wanted. Hopefully people will learn from their mistakes, and this will not slow down the next registration process. But enough about registration, let's talk about tuition payment Students who are enrolled in classes for the coming semester have unti I the end of the first week of classes to pay tuition in-full or sign up for a deferred tuition plan. The mere faenhat Parkside slates the policy the way it docs is a reflection of ourprocrastinati ve attitude. We should not think of it as "having until" the endof the week. This fosters the real problem that most of us suffer from: procrastination. If we can solve that problem, the red tape will be that much easier to navigate. Letters to the Editor Some things to remember as Earth Day approaches To the editor: As Earth Day 1990 looms on the immediate horizon, a*propcr perspective is needed to starve off the delirium and delusion which usually accompanies such events. Earth Day was born in 1970 as an effort to raise ecological consciousness and precipitate social change. While it did help to bring about such conciliatory gesturcsas thcClean Airand Water Acts, it did not gain the momentum necessary to be a serious factor in averting ecological catastrophe. Americans quickly returned to their wasteful ways, government and corporate power structrues continued their myopic, antienvironment onslaught undantcd. The problem is still getting worse. What will Earth Day 1990 bring? As near as I can tell, it is a study in hypocrisy. Everyone from politicians to multi-national corporations arc jumping on the bandwagon, proclaiming their commitment to the earth; a commitment which will end abruptly in the cold light of April 23. Stores sell Earth Day shirts. Companies sponsor Earth Day events. It has become a marketable holiday, sold out for financial interests like all the others. If there is money to be made in proclaiming environmentalism, corporations will be there, cheering their approval, even as the smokestacks belch and the buzzsaws roar on. The danger is that this superficial, hypocritical brand of so-called environmentalism will undermine real efforts to salvage what's left of the planet's ecosystems. All is neatly packaged into a list of palliative solutions which shift responsibility from the industries truly at fault to individual consumers. These efforts are meant WESTERN LEADERS GATHER TO EXPRESS SUPPORT FOR LITHUANIAN INDEPENDENCE WEEK AT PARKSIDE Today SPECIAL EVENT: Comedian Scott Jones, 9 p.m. Union Square, free -(PAB/Earth Awareness Week). RECYCLING: "What can you do," 7 p.m.. Golden Rondellc, 1525 Howe St., Racine. SKATE-A-THON: benefiting MDA will be held at the Great Skate, 6220 67th St, Kenosha. Check-in time, 9-10 a.m., S3 fee includes 10 hours of skating, skate rental, lunch and dinner. APRIL EXHIBITIONS: Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine will host four new exhibitions through April 19. Location is 2519 Northwestern Ave. Free admission, and viewing hours arc 1-9 p.m. "SUBTLE CHANGES:" by the Parkside Improv Group, Union Bazaar, 12:30 p.m. free. Friday, Apr. 20 LECTURE: "The New Recycling Legislation," by State Senator Joseph Strohl, Moln 105, noon, free. MOVIE: "A Nightmare on Elm Street 1," 8 p.m., Union Cinema, SI for students and S2 for non-students. Tuesday, Apr. 24 HOG BOWL: Housing Olympic Games officially begin. Events are posted all over housing. Wednesday, Apr. 25 WORKSHOP: How to write a Business Plan. 6-9 p.m. For more information, call Patricia Duetsch at 553-2620 and to register call 553- 2312. to mollify citizens who can plainly see the overwhelming momentum of environmental degradations, and divert attention from the real culprit: an economic system based on constant, resource-depleting growth. A quick perusal of the facts indicates a grim crisis indeed; a crisis which calls for a rethinking of the entire modern way of life, not just a few minor, quick-fix solutions. One demonstration which will address the real issues, including the link between capitalism and ecocide, is the Green's effort to shut down Wall Street on April 23. In the final analysis, it must be understood that only when every day is Earth Day will there be cause for rejoicing. Brendan Vallin The Un ive rsity of Wis co nsin Pa rkside Ra ng e r Editorial Staff Steve De An go ils Editor-in-Chief Dan Chiappetta News Editor Gwen Hollar Aaat. Newa Editor Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sport a Editor Jeff Roddick Aaat. Sports Editor Scott Singer Layout Editor Dan Pacetti Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Todd Goers Aast. Photo Editor hPIlClEd.tonal: 553-22*7 Hanger, UVV-Farkside, [ The Ranger olhce ,s located on the Dl-lcvel of the Wylb^ Business: 553-2295 I Box 2000, Kenosha WI 53141 | Library Learning Center, room D139c. Faculty Advisor Stuart Rubner R^ger is written and edited by students of UW-Parksidc. who are solely Business btail responsible for its editorial policy and content. It is published every Thursday Craig Simpkins Business Manager ° u ""»4 lhc academic year except over breaks and holidays. Terri Fortney Ad. Rep. ^"crslo thccditor will only be accepted if they arc typed, double spaced. «nd Carol Curl..... ._. Ad. Rep. 35° woniiorless. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included General Staff ™ verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request Jared Brieske. Chris DeGuire, Tonya Hamilton ?« >hc nghi to edit letters and refuse those which arc false Teresa Harria. Gabe Kluka. Ted Mclntrye. LySk J Paukatlis, Kathie Pope. Ken Schuh. and I.M. Th^y " classified is Monday at 10 a.m. for publicity* Parkside's recycling effort struggling, but not dead by Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Because of the high costs of operation, the collection station program has been discontinuedon campus. However, the high grade office paper recovery program, which has achieved 32 percent of it's set goal, will remain in operation. In a report evaluating both the high grade recovery system and the mixed rccyclables collection station, participation rates, volume of material collected, and weights of materials collected were all measured to determine the success of each program. The study has found that faculty and staff participation in the office paper recycling program has not changed in the six months that the project has been in effect. On the other hand, the mixed rccyclables collection station was running at a cost of S375 per ton for collection service. This cost was ruled unacceptable, and thus the program was dropped. "We have noticed in the last month an increase in the quantity and quality of participation in the program." said Karen Lourigan, purchasingadministator. "We have had training sessions, notices sent out, and articles in the Communique about what types of paper can be recycled." According to Lourigan, all computer forms can be recycled along with any white and colored paper not glued. The types of paper that arc not recyclable include newspapers, magazines, and glossy paper. Due to the fact that the mixed rccyclables collection station has been dropped, the grant funds will now be used to enhance the already existent high grade office paper recovery program. With the help of the campus maintenance staff, it Outragious comedian to perform tonight Comedian Scott Jones by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor In association with Earth Awareness Week, PAB will be hosting the hilarious, the preposterous, the uniquely bizarrc comedian Scott Jones on tonight. He will be performing in the Union Square at 9 p.m. All the phrases "stand-up comedy," "hilarious slide show," "exotic toys," "singing, of course." "electronic keyboards," "acoustic guitar," and "Mac N. Tosh, the computer" have one thing in common. They all relate to Jones. Stand-up comedy and strange pictures ... high-tech music and ridiculous characters... rubber toys and electronic devices! Jones incorporates these and more into his show. An evening with him is not just pure comedy, or even a mixture of comedy and music. Instead, there is comedy, music, a slide show and many surprises. It is an evening of entertainment and surprises. He plays serious music, says funny things and shows strange pictures. The music is a mixture of classical, contemporary, blues, jazz, raggac, and rock. His unique brand of humor has taken him to prestigious comedy clubs from New York to San Francisco. Jones's slide show takes you on a hilarious tour of the wonderful USA, but perhaps to some of the less wonderful places. His versatility has prompted five nominations for the National was determined that the program was worth the effort to keep it operating. The evaluation began with measuring and weighing the amount of corrugated paper being thrown away at two major areas on campus. The measurements for the program were done for a total of 43 days. Within this time, the paper was separated from the other waste and flattened onto pallets. The results have shown that the removal of the paper from the other solid waste could cut solid waste disposal by a large percentage. Conclusions about the savings in cost of solid waste disposal have yet to be submitted. "The grant ends at the end of April." said Lourigan. "However, campus administrators intend to continue the effort through campus personnel and programming." Campus Entertainment Awards in three categories: Comedy, Novelty/Variety, and Campus Entertainer of he t Year. He received the 1985 and 1988 NACA Associate Member Promotion Award for hisoutstanding graphics. Remember driving down the road, seeing something strange or unusual, and thinking, "I should stop and take a picture." Well, Jones's camera is always ready, and he always stops. The slide show is a bizarrc collection of "Signs from the Twilight Zone," "Foods that should never be eaten," "Things people put on their lawn," and other related topics. Jones proves that real life is always more ridiculous than fiction. He is a veteran of hundreds of performances at universities in 44 states and Canada. He's released four albums of original music and comedy and has recorded a collection of his piano solos. His music and comedy are well executed. "He's a stand-up comedian, and a get-down musician, and the result is an experience," one person from his tour said. A newspaper reviewer stated, "He could have played all night, and I would have sat and listened. The energy is continual, something an audience can feed off, and never tire of." You never really know what to expect at the Scott Jones Show... and neither does he. A smile for sure, perhaps a tear, and some music tocarryaroundinyourmind. He'll be performing in the Union Squaretonight at 9 p.m. There's plenty of non-stop fun foreveryone, so spend the night of your life in the laugh lane with Scou Jones! Hog Bowl 90 draws near by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The Fourth Annual Housing Olympic Games (HOG Bowl) '90 will be held on April 24-26. For those of you who have lived in housing before, you know that HOG Bowl is a time of friendly competition. New housing students will find out what they've missed. During HOG Bowl, the housing establishment is split up into houses, and the houses compete against each other in different events for overall prizes. This year's overall theme is "Pigs in Space," and the schedule of events is as follows. Tuesday, will be known as "Field Day." From 5-7 p.m., a picnic dinner will be held on the housing patio. The popular Banana Split Eating Contest will be at 6 p.m. on the housing patio. At 6:15 p.m., the Great Nerf Shootout will proceed on the housing patio. Around 6:30 p.m., the housing hills will be the sight for UFO-1000. UFO-lOOOis a new game which involves two teams on the field at a time while someone standing on the hill throws a frisbce onto the field and each team tries to catch the frisbee. Wednesday is "Mania Day." From 3:30-5:30 p.m.. Jumbo Whiffle Ball Mania will be held on the housing patio. Music Mania will finish the evening at 9 p.m. in the Union Square. "Contest Day," the final day of HOG Bowl, willbeon Thursday.. The Graffiti Contest will be from 12-1 p.m. at the housing patio. A Volleyball Contest will run from 3:30-6:30 p.m. in the housing volleyball pit. Concluding the evening will be, another popular event, the Roommate Game, at V p.m. in the union Square. Remember, this is house to house competition at its best, the true test of brains, brawn, and ingenuity. Be prepared to join the team and blast off with HOG Bowl '90 or you'll be left behind! For more information, contact the housing office or call 553-2320. It's not too late. Participate in the recycling program. Do it for the quality of your life. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 4 Thursday, April 19, 1990 Ranaer Kiwanis Club conducts mock interviews to help seniors by Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor The Kiwanis Club of West Racine in cooperation with The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Career Center held mockinterivew sessions for all May, August, and December graduating Parkside seniors. "Interviewing: A New Perspective" was held on Wed., April H from 6 to 8 p.m. "It's wonderful for seniors to have mock interviews, to get feedback and suggestion for improvement," said Joann Goodyear, director of The Career Center. The program, which was run for the first time this year was designed to help seniors leam to adjust to different interviewing styles, practice interviewing skills, leam new interviewing skills, and discuss interviewing strategies with business leaders and other students. Each interview lasted about 20 minutes and was followed by a ten minute discussion period. The interviews were given by a variety of businessmen and educators to help the students get their self-reflective ideas across. Sixty-four interviews were conducted and 40 seniors participated in the program. "There should be a sense of appreciation shown to the Kiwanis Club of West Racine for choosing this as their support program," said Withe computer you need to succeed in the real world and a chance to use it there. Hy a Macintosh* and enter feu co uld win a w^ek alone and a Macintosh computer Enter April 4th - April 30th at the Computing Support Center Sft sour Campus Computer fteefler fur S»wpsuke Ruks and teojlaiwtv?. CIMIWiBW In rrWc* in: Sbenaii m nw-1 -nuntU d fitttu* It Photo by Don Prflnge Students refine skills in mock interview Goodyear. After each interview, the interviewer filled out a form that helped evaluate the students performance in the mock interview. The qualities evaluation form included items on personal impression such as appearance, grooming, and neatness; poise and maturity, which included sincerity, composure, and self-confidence; ability to communicate with subheadings, which included clarity, ability to convey ideas, organization, and forccfulncss; initiative, which included persuasiveness, leadership, and ambition; and alertness, which included perceptive, attentive, and responsive qualities. Under each category there was room for the interviewer to right notes on suggestions for improvement. "We hope to repeat it. The fall might be better next time," Goodyear said. "The students that participated filled out evaluations of the event. They all seemed to be positive for the most part, but we still need to tally up those results." A World of Opportunity Hundreds of challenging opportunities overseas. People with education, ag/gardening, construction, health/nutrition, math, biology, chemistry backgrounds most needed. Develop your best skills and learn new ones. While helping others. Excellent benefits U.S.Peace Corps 800-328-8282 Student reaction Continued from page 1 white, and they get along great. They don't know what racism is, but as they grow older in this environment, society teaches them." According to Wilson everybody should be treated equal, and that we are no different from anyone else. We arc all human beings. "People should overcome racism. Look at Japan and China. By us being a kind of divided nation we enable ourself to become one nation." "Why are people racist? I would really like to know the answer to that. If you're a racist and you' re em barrassed to adm it it, is it because you know there is something wrong with it, emphasized Wilson. Welcome freshmen orientees. Enjoy your day at UWParkside. i ^ Meeting the specific needs of Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 9:30-4:00 taEARCHHFORMftlN I largest Library ot information in U.S.- \ aHsublects Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COO in CaM Or. rush $2.00 to: Research Inlormitiw 11322 Idaho Ave 1206-A, Los AnQWesJAjjOOo SOUTHERN LAKES CREDIT UNION MasterCard & Visa 15.96% APR $10.00 Anual Fee - 25 day grace period. Tyme Card free with a MasterCard or Visa through Southern Lakes Tom VmitBi '«KUioar injuinl To $100,000 " Cradr Una 740 N . Wisconsin Elfchom. Wl S3 121 Phone <4U| 723 46. i VISA 1 5001 60th Sheet Kenosha. Wl 5314 2 Phone (414)654-8628 3000 80in Strcot Kenosha. W» 53142 Phone (414| 604-1600 3 J C tff AM Restaurant 11:30a.m. to close Tues-Sun. Closed Mondays. 1700 Sheridan Rd. Kenosha. Wl 53140 Phone: 414-553-5514 Ranger^ur^^^_Agn^^_^99d^ National Volunteer Week recognizes participants by Gwen Heller Asst. News Editor The week of April 23 is National Volunteer Week, during which those who give their time and energy to help others arc recognized for their efforts. The 1990's have ushered in an emphasis on goodwill where altruism is vogue, and everyone is getting into the act. In fact, some employers are requiring their employees to add volunteer cxpcricncetotheirresumcs. Senior citizens put their lime to use by volunteering through agencies such as Ethnic Elders and the Retired Senior Volunteer Program. Both of these organizations as well as several others are divisions of the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center. The students of UW-Parksidc have access to one of the KVAC organizations - Student Community Services - which is coordinated by Carol Engberg. Her office, which is located on campus in the Career Center(WLLC-D 175), is always open to potential volunteers who have an interest in helping a group, organization, school, or individual. The possibilities in volunteering arc unique and endless. In many cases students at Continued on page 6 Lawsuit filed against Board of Regents Continued from page 1 Racist behavior varies in intensity and degree, wc should do anything wecantoeliminateiL Education is the bcsl way," said Steve McLaughlin, dean of student life. "Just being aware it exists is a step inthcrightdircction. It'saproblcm we have to address." On April 2, UW System students, an instructor, and a nonprofit organization filed a lawsuit against ihcBoardofRegentsstating thatUWS 17.06 is unconstitutional and requested a permanant injunction prohibiting enforcement of that rule. According to McLaughlin, no student has been prosecuted under the new rule. "The policy is tightly worded and it does have some tight interpretations. The lawsuit complains that the new policy causes problems for free speech and individual rights." One of the plaintiffs is the UWM Post, Inc., which is a non profit organization that publishes a student newspaper, and contains news reports, editorials, opinion columns and letters to the editor about significant and controversial topics. The Post believes that the rule inhibits students from speaking and writing freely about controversial matters and impairs the newspaper's ability to gather and report the news. Another plaintiff is Marcia Meyer, who teaches at U W-Grecn Bay. She teaches a class entitled "Fundamentals of Public Address" that requires students to speak on controversial topics. Meyer believes the rule inhibits and prevents open discussion of signi ficant and controversial issues taught in her classes. A student in Meyer's class was offended by another student's remarks on homosexual rights and filed a complaint with the University. The Post, Meyer, and the other ten plaintiffs believe that the rule is totally inadequate because the wording is vague and the terms are undefined and undcfinable. The plaintiffs also state that the rule violates the first and fourtccth amendment. Only students of the UW System arc members of this new rule. There is no rule governing the speech and expressive conduct of faculty, staff, and administration at system schools. Scene from "Tl The touching drama of "The Elephant Man" will be performed by the UW-Parksidc Dramatic Arts Department on April 20-21 and 27-28. Curtain time will be 8 p.m. in theCommunicaiion Arts Theatre. Admission is S6 for the general public and S5 for students and senior citizens. A 10 a.m. matinee will be performed on Thursday, April 26. The play recounts the life of John Merrick, a sensitive and intelligent Englishman whose deformed body made him a victim of prejudice and cruelty. Merrick lived much of his life exhibited in a freak show. A local surgeon rescued Merrick, gave him a home Elephant Man" in a London hospital and introduced him toa"normalizcd" life. Merrick died in 1890. The play was first performed on Broadway in 1979 and won the Tony Award and Critics Circle Awards. Unlikethe film version of "The Elephant Man," which employed extensive make-up to present a simulation .of Merrick's deformed body, the stage production utilizes the actor's own body and the audience's imagination. The play is under the direction of Lee Van Dyke, associate professor and chair of dramatic arts atParkside. For ticket information, call the theatre office at 553-2564. "The Elephant Man" opens tomorrow in Comm. Arts Theatre 6 Thursday, April 19, 1990 Ranger A reminder to all those participating in the Parkside Activities Board's* parachuting adventure this Sat., April 18. All money was due yesterday, and the bus will leave Parkside's Union parking lot at 5:15 a.m. Don't be late and have a good time. 1st Annual Communication Department Faculty Forum will be held on April 19th at 6:30 p.m. in the Faculty Lounge (D-1 level of the library behind the typewriters). You bring the questions, the faculty will bring concepts, ideas and answers. This is sponsored by the Comm. Dept. Faculty, the Comm. Club and the Alumni Advisory Council. UW-Parkside will host a Shakespeare Birthday Dinner in Union 105, at 5 p.m. on April 29th. Reserve immediately by sending $11 check make out to TSRC to Mary Ann Bousquet, RSDC, UWParkside, Kenosha, W1 53141- 2000 ty April 25lh, or call 553- 2514. The Parkside Office Paper Recovery Program has removed and recycled over 16 tons of office News Releases and Announcements paper during its first six months of a free copy of SoundMakers operation. Over the last three months, there has been substantial improvement, resulting in the assurance that Parkside will have a reduction in campus solid waste which must be landfillcd. The continuing success of the recycling program is a credit to university faculty and staff who have participated in its development and continue to provide their support "The Elephant Man" will be performed by the Parkside Dramatic Arts Department on April 20-21 and27-28. Curtain time will be 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. General admission is " S6 and $5 for students and senior citizens. A 10 a.m. matinee will be performed on Thur., April 26. For ticket information, call the theatre office at 553-2564. Recording artist, author and internationally recognized flutist Eugenia Zukerman will perform at Parkside on April 29 at 8 p.m. in the Comm. Arts Theatre. Admission is S7. For ticket information, call the Information Desk at 553-2345. Olympia Brown Elementary TT Zenith Data Systems LP's now come with all-terrain mt. bikes (Retail Value $300) Good thru June 30,1990 tl O N , J1M9«0 rrSal. «»n»oa*nMi*<uia. Ma*, oi»« avalaMa it • a I \ i SSSSH — J School is currently undergoing an Artist-in-Residence Program with Alex Mandli. Mandli is working with third and fifth grade students to create pottery. The grand finale will be April 24, from 6-7:30 p.m. At that time, both students and Mandli will sell some of their pottery. The school is located on Erie Street in Racine. For more information, call 768-2976between 1-9:30 p.m. Free Songwriters Magazines Available from Music City Song Festival will be given. To request magazine, and be added to the Music City Song Festival mailing list, write to MCSF, P.O. Box 17999-S, Nashville. TN 37217. The Women's Center iscurrently seeking two Parkside students to serve as student coordinators for the Center, which provides services and support to women, and educational programs on genderrelated issues. The ideal candidate should have a thorough understanding of women's issues (via classwork and/or life experience). She will have strong communication, problem-solving, organizational, program-planning and analytical skills. She will also be self-directed, be able to work with others and with diverse groups. These are paid positions, which offer a chance for internship credit Interested students may pick up application materials at the Women's Center or Student Life Office, Union 209. For more information, contact Diane Welsh at 553-2278. Application deadline is April 23. Continued on page 7 TCB" Awards recognize achievements of students by Larry Turner Special to the Ranger The third annual "TCB' awards banquet for students of color will be held on Thur. April 26 in the Galbreath Room of the Wyllic Library/Learning Center. This event is unique at UWParkside in that it rccognb.es outstanding achievement by students of color during the past academic year. Specific honors will be granted to students who have graduated or plan to graduate in either fall 1989, spring 1990 or summer 1990. Additional recognition will be made of those students who have attained a minimum grade point average of 3.0 or above for 12 credits completed or more. The students attaining the highest grade pont average in each class of freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior will be awarded special plaques commemorating theiracheivement Awards also will be made to students who have provided leadership to other students of color in their roles of officers in student organizations, participation in student government, housing, etc. Special awards will be made to faculty and staff who have made special efforts on behalf of students of color at Parkside. Individuals will be selected because of their significant contributions to the success of students of color, volunteering their service for CECA related programs that enhance academic excellenceamon students of color, and for advocating on behalf of students of color. Faculty and staff will be honored in the categories of outstanding faculty member, outstanding advisor, outstanding clerical support staff member, special recognition for exceptional Volunteer week encourages involvement ZENITH data systems Continued from page 5 Parkside look for something related to their majors. For instance, an aspiring teacher can take on a position at a local school tutoring remedial students or teaching an illiterate adult how to read. Apremed major can volunteer at the emergency room at a hospital in the area. Just a sampling of activities include peer counseling, nursing home assistance, soup kitchens, radio broadcasting, blood drive assistance, hotline volunteers, building rennovation, and the Big Brother/Big Sister program. Other experiences can be completed in a matter of hours. Assisting a young athlete at the Special Olympics is a rewarding activity which requires just a few hours on a Saturday afternoon. Volunteering is flexible and can be adjusted to fit a busy schedule. From several hours a week to once a month, you choose how often you want to donate your time. The first step to becoming an active volunteer is to call Engberg at 553-2011 or stop in her office. She will discuss your interests and goals with you to pinpoint what type of service is right for you. She will lay the groundwork by getting in touch with the organization which is undoubtedly enthusiastic about your interest Student Community Services has 209 active members who will be recognized next week for their generous efforts in thecommunity. If you have an interest in making the world a bit better, take the initiative and make a difference. contributions. The program will beginat5:30 p.m., and will include participation by many key campus figures including Chancel lor Sheila Kaplan and Assistant Chancellor G. Gary Grace. Reverend Oscar Ventura of the First Hispanic United Methodist Church will provide the invocation and Paul Spraggins, director of the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction will be the keynote speaker. Individual awards toeach student will be made by Anthony Brown, director of the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement. Also, Cultural AwarcncssWcck will be hosted by Parkside from April 23 - 26. Cultural Awareness Week is designed to enhance campus awareness of the diverse cultural and ethnic groups that arc represented on campus. Activities during the week will be hosted by The Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, The Black Student Organization, Onda Latina, which is Parkside's Spanish Club, andtheParksidelntemationalClub. The schedule of activities begins on Monday with recognition of the contributions that have been made by the Spanish culture to American society which is sponsored by Onda Latina. On Tuesday there will be a display of cultural items representing the diversity of Parkside's international community. There will also be a bake sale featuring international cuisine sponsored by the Parkside International Club. On Wednesday and Thursday the Black Student Organization will be sponsoring a display on handcrafted clothing, jewelry, and photos representing the African-American culture in the United Slates. Ranger Thursday, April 19, 1990 7 Advertising: What's Really Being Sold? Wednesday, April 25 12 noon Molinaro 105 Bring a friend to this forum as we discuss advertisements and their underlying themes. Sponsored by: Communication & Gender Summer Staff wanted for residents camp in East Troy. Waterfront, counseling, nurse and kitchen positions available. For application contact: Kenosha County Girl Scout Council, 2303- 37th St., Kenosha, WI 53140(414) 657-7102. HIRING! Govemmentjobs-your area. Many immediate openings without waiting list or test. $17,840 - S69.485. Call 1-602-838-8885, Ext RUSH. Looking for a fraternity, sorority or student organization that would like to make $500 - SI ,000 for one week on-campus marketing project Must be organized and hardworking. Call Beverly or Mark at (800) 592-2121. Summer internship. Entry level accounting position available with a nonprofit firm in downtown Milwaukee. Paid. Call Pat at 1- 226-4560. Full-time summer painters needed for exterior work. S4.50 per hour. Appl ications available at 5841 Joanne Drive, "Model Office," Racine. 8-12, M-F, or call 634-8885. Office help needed ... must be detail oriented. Includcsdaia entry, and general office duties. Please apply at Paiclli's Bakery. Inc.,6020 - 39th Ave., Kenosha. 1988 Diamond Back Arrival Mountain Bike. 18" all aluminum frame, full Shimano Deore XT group. Yellow Avocet Computer and Cages. Black with yellow splatters, hot looking, great shape!!! I need money - must sell. $575 or best offer. Call John at (414) 652- 3126 or 552-8852. 26" -15 speed Girl'sTimberline Mountain Bike includes extra accessories. Color-aqua,call 694- 8960. Listed new for $369, asking S275. 1980 Honda Civic. Great runner, needs work. Must sell!! Make an offer. Call John 657-1514 or 553- 2870. ATTENTION: governmentseized vehicles from $100. Fords, Mercedes, Corvettes, Chevys. Surplus buyers guide. 1-602-838- 8885,CXL A14511. CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS The Parkside Activities Board End Committee has announced that LONDON USA and IPSO FACTO will be headlining 'THE END," scheduled for May 11 and 12. IPSO FACTO, performing on Friday, May 11, was chosen as the best unsigned band in the world in Yamaha's "Band Explosion '89/' LONDON USA will be performing on Saturday. Additional information will be announced as it becomes available. For more information, call PAB at 553-2650. A trip to the Chicago Field Museum and the DeSable Museum of African American History is planned for Sat., April 21st. We will leave from Tallent Hall parking lot at 8 a.m. and return about 6 p.m. Please sign up in Moln. 319 and bring a lunch. The trip is free and open to anyone interested. y o o c. a a /V U f r i t o f f yc „ / t Totally natural SMARTFOOO®. Air-popped popcorn smothered «n white Cheddar cheese. Classified Advertisements and Club Announcements HELP WANTED Attention: Postal jobs! Start S11.41/hour! For application info call (1) 602-838-8885, ext. M14511,6 am - 10 pm, 7 days. Releases & Announcements Continued from page 6 Applications are available for Parkside's 16th Annual Arts & Crafts Fair to be held on SaL, Dec. 1,1990. Handmade articles such as jewelry, pottery, paintings and holiday decorations can be displayed. Rummage, cosmetics, food or secondhand items will not be allowed. Applications, along with a non-refundable $5 processing fee, must be received by Fri., May 11, and are available at the Union Information Center or by calling 553-2278. Three photos of articles that will be exhibited and one photo of the ovcral 1 cxh ibit must be submit ted with applications. Cost of exhibiting is S35. For more information,contact the Student Activities Office at 553- 2278. On April 2, Mr. Gary J. Huss was sent a letter from the U.S. Navy announcing his receipt of an offer of appointment to the United States Naval Academy, Class of 1994. 8 Thursday, April 19, 1990 Ranger 1990 U W-Parkside Student Art Show features work of selected students by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Through April 30th, selected UW-Parkside an students will exhibit their work during the "1990 UW-Parkside Student An Show." The juried exhibition is being held in the Communication Arts Art Gallery. Gallery hours are from 1-6 p.m., Mon. through Thur., and from 7-10 p.m. on Tue. and Wed. The exhibition is free to the public and sponsored by the Art Club. For the show, awards were given based on originality and appearance, among other things. Cash prize winners were Dawn Patel, Kenosha, for "Shelter," an acrylic painting ; Jeff Shawhan, Racine for raku pottery; and Margaret Suchland, Racine, for "Creature at Bay," a dry point print, and "Moon Creature," a mezzotint. Artists that received honorable mentions were Dan Brown and Marge Jarmoc, both of Kenosha, and Brian Tcplcy, Racine. Additional prizes were awarded to winners by the following merchants: Avenue Frame Shop, The Cobblestone LTD, Gary's Hobby Shop, Lee's True Value Hardware and Kortendick's Ace Hardware, all of Racine, and Debcrges, Kenosha. The Student Art Show has been running every spring for many years. Each year, a well-known art i st picks, from theentries.pieces worthy of first, second and third prizes. This year, Christel-Anthony Tucholke, an accomplished Wisconsin artist, will be juried. "The art show gives the students a taste of the real world," Professor Douglas DeVinny said. He feels that the competition allows students to feel the pressures and experience the benefits, rewards, and hardships of real-life competition. The S3 entry fee associated with the art show is also a good measurement of reality, although most competitions' fees are much higher. Every student was invited to submit entries.and the competition was not limited to just art majors. The only major stipulation was that the pieces submitted must have been made at Parkside within the last two years. Tucholke personally selected the placing entries. DeVinny mentioned that this year's entries were all especially strong. The entries covered till mediums evenly, including paintings, drawings, prints and three-dimensional works. If you want to see the excellent work turned out by Parkside students, just drop in at the Communication Arts Art Gallery. Some examples of work from the UW-Parkside Student Art Show Continued from page 7 12-Steps to Recovery Meetings: Mon - Alcoholic Anonymous, 12- 1 p.m., Moln. D131; Mon - AlAnon, 12-1 p.m.,Moln.Dl33; Wed - Narcotic Anonymous, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D131; Fri - Alcoholic Anonymous Information/Drop In, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D131; Fri -Adult children of Alcoholics, 12-1 p.m., Moln.D133. For more information. Classifieds and Club Events call 553-2366. "Opportunities for Students" will be the topic discussed by Dr. Mary Ellen Conaway, Director of the Racine County Historical Society and Museum. The talk will be on Wed., April 25 at noon in Moln 324. All Anthropology Club events arc open to anyone interested. The marketing club, Pi Sigma Epsilon, also has their scheduled meetings every Wednesday at noon in Moln. D 137D (our office), it's a great way to gel experience and at the same time meet new and interesting people. Come check us out, you don't know what you're missing. Annual Juried Student ArtShow will be in the Comm. Arts Art Gallery through April 30. ChristelAnthony Tucholke, an accomplished Wisconsin artist, will be juried. For more information, contact Dawn Cochran at 634- 6437. Failte! For a bit o' the Blarney, drop into the Parkside Library Overlook Lounge on Thur., April 26th at 3:30p.m. Irish poet Michael O'Siadhail will pcrscnt a reading of his poems. Sponsored by the English Club and English Department, the reading is free and open to all. So come and beguiled by this professor and author of modem Irish at the Dubl in Institute of Advanced Studies. Sorry, no personals this week Monday 2 for 1 Cocktails 6:00 to Midnight Men s Night Men drink free from 8:00-11:00 p.m. Every Friclgy After Work Party from 4:00-9:00 p.m. Open bar with free tacos and pizza Wednesday Ladies Night Ladies drink free from 9:00 to Midnight Sqturflay 2 for 1 Cocktails 8:00-10:00 p.m. (beer and rail drinks only) Thgr^gy College Night beer, rail cocktails, Long Island Ice Teas, margaritas and daquris Suntfoy Young Adult NightUnder 21 6:00-10:30 p.m. LONDON U.S.A. - APR. 27 & Cocktail Lounge 6214 Washington Ave., Racine (corner of Hwy. 20 & Emmeretsen Rd.) (414) 886-4940 L Ranger Thursday, April 19, 1990 9 Golfers top elements, field at Stevens Point from Golfers, p. 12 and UW-Eau Claire lied for second wiiha413. They were followed in order by UW-Sioul,415, and UWStevens Point, 416. Brandt commented," For the first time in my life 1 actually putted thru snow." Schneider said," I hit a tee shot that was only visible for about 30 feci, then it was a matter of guess work on where the ball landed. Fortunately 1 found it." The team hopes that they will find the weather kinder on Sunday at Rainbow Springs in the Milwaukee School of Engineering Invitational. (Parkside Golf Results: $omte? ©pen Stevens Point Country Club - 72 April 16, 1990 Team Results: 1. UW-Parkside 403 2. Marquette University 413 3. UW- Eau Claire 413 4. UW- Stout 415 5 UW - Stevens Point (Purple) 416 6. UW - Whitewater 431 7. UW - Oshkosh 433 8. UW - Stevens Point (Gold) 438 9. UW- Platteville 440 10. M.S.O.E. 453 11. Madison Tech 457 12. Mid-State Tech 461 13. Ripon College 489 Parkside Results: Todd Schapp 78 Mark Schneider 81 Tom Agazzi 79 Steve Gcrbcr 83 Scott Brandt 81 Scott Frasch 87 Runners travel light from Vans, p. 11 Five of the eight team members decided to drive themselves to the meet, of that group four ran in the 5000m event. Chris Henkes competed in the event his first race in over a year, Derek Brown with a 16:01, Tim Reeves with a 16:47, and Kevin Wade ran his first race for Parksidc. The three runners who elected to remain behind at Parksidc ran time trials. Pat Kochanski ran the 800m in 1:58.0, Tracy Norstrom Injuries and Mother Nature continue to nag as team competes outdoors by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor The two biggest fears of any track coach heading into the outdoor season is the health of his runners and Mother Nature. So far both have been against women's head coach Mike DeWitt. On April 7th the team headed up to the Stevens Point Invitational for a seventeam meet without three of its better milers. Jenny Clark, Lorri DiBlieck, and Trisha Bryc all missed the meet with sickness. In addition temperatures were in the 40's, with a strong wind, both of which are not conducive to exceptional times. But the team was able to put all of that behind them and launch themselves to a second place finish which came down to the last race of the day. Parkside's71 pointsplaccd them well behind champion UWOshkosh which inked 226 points. Oshkosh scored points in every event except for the 10,000m run in which they had no entrants. In addition UW-0 won twelve of the eighteen events. DeWitt commented, "Oshkosh is a very good team but they arc mostly juniors and seniors. Our girls arc mainly freshmen and sophomores, so we look to give them stiff competition in the near future." In the 10,000m run Paula Stokran the 1500m in 4:22, and Pat Kuhlman completed the 5000m in 16:52. Coach Rosa stated,"The times were disappointing but the weather was bad and since it was the first race of the season the guys didn't know where they should be." Though Rosa did find a bright spot, "I was pleased with Kochanski's performance." The teams next meet will be this Saturday at Champaign, 111., vans permitting. NOW HIRING! at Los Compadres Restaurant We are hiring for summer and school year help. Waiters, waitresses, and bartenders. Full and part time, also flextime available. Stop and see us. 886-1455 6214-Wash. Ave. Racine man placed first with a time of 38:13, followed closely by Kristen Alioto in second at 40:01. Both of those times were the best ever at that distance for the pair. Stacy Kisting rounded out the group with a 41:40. At 3000m Tara Roy took eighth with a 11:02,at 1500m Amy Pagan placed third with a 5:01.4 and at 200m Annie Thayer finished second with 27.0 and Yolanda Finley placed third just two tenths of a second behind. In the400m event Finley broke her own one year old meet record with a :59.5 as she finished first That race was followed by the 5000m run with Michelle Meyer placing fifth at 19:18, Wendy Orlowski eighth at 19:51, Jill Kulas tenth at 20:10, and Holly Erickson eleventh at 20:22. Kulas and Erickson both beat their best cross country times by over two minutes. Then came the final event, the 4x400 relay and Parkside needed a third place finish in the race to secure second place in the meet. With one leg left in thcracc Parksidc found itself in fifth place behind two of the teams that it needed to defeat, Stevens Point and Eau Claire. It was up to Finley and she came through with a stellar performance pushing the team up to a much needed third place finish with a 4:14.8. At the conclusion of the meet DeWitt said, "I was impressed witfe. the way we came back after a stale meet, and ran well against good competition. With some better weather we will start to see some real good times. Everybody is getling focused." The team's next bout with Mother Nature came this past Saturday at the Eastern Illinois Invitational. With the holiday weekend and several runners still trying to shake illness, DeWitt gave the team the option of competing or taking the weekend off. So only eight runners made the trip down to compete in the cold, rainy weather. In the twenty-one school meet Parkside would have placed an unofficial 11th had the open meet been scored. In the open event of the 400m Lori Wilkens won with a lime of 1:02.0. This qualified her for the invitational finals in which she placed 13th. Finley placed eighth with a time of 59.38. The other highlight of the day was Paula Stokman's third place finish with a time of 17:50.4, her best time ever at that distance. The team's next meet is this weekend at Whitewater where the Rangers they will have their last chance to loosen up and get ready for the warmer weather. yo c C A A /V C F N T erf yen M / A / 0 "fctally natural SMARTFOO0 s Air poppod popcorn smothered in white Cheddar cheese ^^s^^riM^^^Range^ Rangers win fourth straight in wind-sweep of Carroll by Ty Webb of the Sports Staff The Ranger baseball team confronted the elements for another day in their season. This lime, the element was wind, one which doesn't make baseball enjoyable but is at least playable, Tuming what would havQbccn a nice, sunny afternoon into a chappcd-lip affair, 35 mph winds accompanied Carroll College to Ranger Field for a doublchcader last Tuesday. Coming into the game with a modest two-game winning streak, the Rangers looked to starter Jeff Fcnnrick in the firslgame toextend the run. The wind made its presence known immediately, turning a pair of harmless fly balls into base hits to lead off the Pioneer first. Gary Fritsch uncorked a wild throw on an ensuing double-steal, and Carroll had an early 1-0 lead. Later that inning, Carroll notched its second tally on a bounce out to short, giving them a 2-0 advantage by the end of the first. After getting a run in the first, the Rangers took their first lead of the afternoon in the second. After a long Jeff Rcikowski homcrun led off the frame, Ken Ncese singled home Don Keller to give the Rangers a 3-2 lead. Carroll reached Fennrick for a run to lie in the third, and the score remained knotted until the bottom of the fourth. Parksidc took advantage of three Pioneer errors, scoring four runs with just one hit. Fritsch made that hit count, a two-out, two-run double to cap the rally and put the Rangers ahead to stay at 7-3. Ron Wilke, who has been on a tear of late, put the finishing touches on the Ranger offensive in game one, driving his second homcrun of the year to lead off the sixth and give Parkside a 10-4 lead. 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Konczal struck out five, while giving up just three hits, retiring eight of the final nine hitters he faced. In the nightcap, the Pioneers again scored first, this time manufacturing a run in the second with a walk, a stolen base, and a base hit against starter Steve Leonhard. Parkside got that run back, along with all the support they would need in their half of the second as they scored three times. Dominic Dclrose led of the inning with a base hit, and he was balked to second. He moved to third on a ground out, and scored on Mark Thompson's fielder's choice. Stan Dcdrich walked with two out in the frame, and he was brought around by Bob Brielmaicr's first roundtrippcr of the season, an opposite field shot, to put the Rangers on top, 3-0. By day's end, Briclmaicr would have three hits and four RBIs in his second start of the year. Carroll's Steve Carpenter joined the afternoon's homcrun club in the fourth, hiuing a solo shot with one out to cut the Ranger lead to 3-2 against Leonhard. By this lime, the gusiy winds had died down, and something resembling baseball weather finally greeted die team. Parksidc nursed their lead until the sixth, when their bats warmed along with the temperature as they erupted for eight runs, their biggest one-inning output of the year, banging out nine hits in the frame. Five consecutive singles began the inning, as Bonofiglio, Thompson, and Stan Dcdrich all collected a pair of hits in the sixth as the Ranger lead climbed to 11-2. Tim Cates came on to work the seventh, giving up a pair of hits before ending the game with a popout, striking out a pair in the process. Leonhard notched his third victory of the season, working six innings and allowing just five hits as the Rangers winning streak moved to four. The sixtccn-hit attack was Parkside's largest of he t year, as their team batting average climbed to an even .300. The victory moved them to within three games of the .500 level, at 7-10. The Rangers next action will come on Friday, as they travel to Illinois to take on North Park in an afternoon doublchcader starting at 3:00. Those same two teams will again meet Monday, this time at Ranger field in a 1:00 start. Jinx, UW-Milwaukee trounced in twinbill from Parkside, p. 12 frames for Parkisde, but he gave up only one run while stranding five Panthers on base. Showing signs of fatigue, Kalinowski gave way to reliever Dan Langcndorf who went the rest of the way, retiring the side in order in three of the final four innings. Langcndorf recorded five strikeouts, and saw his only trouble in the fifth when Milwaukee reached him fortwo runs with three singles and a pair of walks. Those runs came after the Rangers had already built a 9-1 lead, as Dominic Dclrose knocked in his second and third RBIs of the game with a single in the second, followed by the Rangers ninth tally in the fifth as he bounced into a double play which scored Armand Bonofiglio. Dclrose, who was two for three on the afternoon, drove in his seventh run in just 25 at bats. As a team, the Rangers banged out 12 hits in game two, with every man in the starting line-up getting at least one hit. Even with scoring nine runs, the Rangers let Milwaukee off easy in the night cap, as 13 runners were stranded, eight of which were in scoring position. Reikowski and Fritsch joined Dclrose in the multi-hit category, as each registered a pair of hits in three at bats The Parkside pitching combination of Kalinowski and Langcndorf allowed just five hits in seven innings of work. LangcndorFswin moved his record to 2-1, as the Ranger's overall mark stood at 5- 10 by day's end. For the day, Parkside out hit the Panthers 19-9, with all of Milwaukee's hits being limited to the one-base variety. "Any lime we can beat that club, boy it really feels good,"said head coach Red Oberbrunncr. "Now it's lime for this ball club to gel together and start going places." UW-PARKS1DE AT UW-MILWAUKEE (GAME 1) Parkside ab r h rbi Milwaukee ab r h rbi Necsc-ss 3 1 1 2 Grzkwscz-2b 4 0 0 0 Klebcsadel-rf 4 0 1 1 Recscman-cf 3 0 0 0 Bonofiglio-cf 3 1 0 1 Edwardson-rf 3 0 0 0 Gauthicr-lf 3 1 9 0 Rabchl-lb 1 0 1 0 Fritsch-c 2 1 0 0 Michcls-dh 3 1 0 0 Wilke-dh 3 0 0 0 Rakas-ss 3 0 1 0 Caccioppo-lb 3 1 2 0 Cistaro-lf 3 1 1 1 Kellcr-3b 1 0 1 1 McGinlcy-c 3 0 1 1 Rcbro-2b 3 1 0 0 Jankowskiob 2 0 0 0 Totals 25 6 7 4 Schulcr-nh 1 0 0 0 Totals 26 2 4 ? RANGERS 2 0 0 - 10 0 - 3 - 6 7 1 PANTHERS 0 2 0 - 0 0 0 - 0 -- 2 4 3 Parkside IP H R ER BB SO LemmermannfW^7 4 2 2 2 5 Milwaukee IP H R ER BB SO Hetland (L 0-2) 7 7 6 3 4 3 E-Necsc; McGinlcy, GrzcszkiewiczJankowski. LOB-Parkside 6 Milwaukee 5. 2B-Nccsc. SB -Grzeszkiewicz.Michels. Cistaro. UW-PARKSIDE AT UW-MILWAUKEE (GAME 2) Parkside ab r h rbi Milwaukee ab r h rbi Necsc-ss 5 1 1 0 Polcwaczyk-ss 2 1 0 0 Klcbcsadcl-rf 1 3 1 0 Cistaro-lf 3 1 1 0 Bonofiglio-cf 3 1 1 1 Yagodinski-dh 3 1 1 0 Gauthicr-lf 5 0 1 0 Rabchl-lb 4 0 1 0 Fritsch-c 3 2 2 1 Olcjnik-c 3 0 1 1 Dclrose-dh 5 1 2 3 Maas-2b 3 0 0 0 Rcikowski-lb 3 1 2 2 Thiclc-rf 2 0 1 1 Thompson-2b 3 0 1 0 Michels-cf 2 0 0 0 Kellcr-3b 3 0 1 0 Rccsman-3b 3 0 0 0 Totals 31 9 12 7 Totals 25 3 5 3 RANGERS 5 2 0 - 0 2 0 - 0 - 9 12 0 PANTHERS 0 0 1 - 0 2 0 -0 - 3 5 3 Parkside IP H R ER BB SO Kalinowski 3 2 1 1 4 1 Langcndorf(W) 4 3 2 2 2 5 Milwaukee IP 11 R ER BB SO Gambatcsc(L) 3 2/3 8 7 3 4 0 Weber 1 1/3 3 2 2 2 1 Daniels 2 1 0 0 2 3 ^ ^ / v M W Fritsch. SB-Necse. CS-Rcikowski. UKSDhV [HijRSD^v mm .1 SMURDW 50$ Tappers • $2.75 Pitchers JL BeerJ S f j • w f l B 8 W « a a ' 1 s t Prin k"^ ? ! • jglg Ladies Night o\* I la 50^0(iO* Ik* TtfovOu} ojYour Favorite Music By Your Favorite DJ. I v Try Your Luck At Music Trivia C And Come Join The Locomotion Wit phctobyToddGocn, PARKSIDE RANGER Pam Hosp slaps the tag on a runner in a Lady Ranger win at Petrified Springs Park. Split with St. Xavier puts Lady Rangers at 22-7 by Ted Mclntyre of the Sports Staff The Rangers closed out this week on Monday against St. Xavier of Chicago, splitting a twinbill with the Cougars. The first game saw St. Xavier scoring one in the first w i th Parkside getting two in its half of the third. The game was then scoreless until. $lauer of the 'Week... with two outs in the bottom half of the seventh, Cougar's third baseman Rochcllc Macy tripled to right center, scoring two and boosting St. Xavier'to a 3-2 victory. Parkside was out hit by Sl Xavier, 10-4, as the offense wasted a good pitching performance by Karen Livescy (8-3), who went the distance in the loss Later that same night, the Swinging a magical wand Congratulations this week go out to Kim Vandcrbush of the women's softball team. Vandcrbush, a senior third baseman for the Rangers, has played outstanding ball of late for Parkside compiling some incredible numbers in leading the Rangers to their number six national ranking. jj Vandcrbush leads the team with an incredible .458 balling average, f a.566 slugging percentage and an on-base percentage of 541. Vandcrbush also is perfect in stolen base attempts with 28 without > flB being gunned down. She has hit safely in 23 of 29 games this season and j lB has 17 hits in her last 27 at bats. Her eye is as good as her bat as she has i fl drawn 14 walks on the season to just five strikeouts. Vandcrbush is equally apt in the field with a .995 fielding percentage committing just one error at first base. v Last season, Vandcrbush set a record with 66 stolen bases as she was named to the District 14 all-tournament team. Vanderbush has hit safely in the Rangers last eight games and scored 14 limes, leading the Rangers to a 5-2 record this past week. So, for her tremendous efforts this past week and record setting pace all season, the RANGER congratulates Kim Vanderbush as player of the ^ . , , r weck #17 Vanderbush from Women, p. 12 the road again and up to Oshkosh for the Rangers in a one day-three game road trip. In game one Parkside went against host Oshkosh. The Titans committed six errors allowing five runs to the Rangers, only one of which was earned. Livescy held Oshkosh to three hits giving up a solo homcrun in the 5-1 victory. Vanderbush continued her hot streak going two for three with two stolen bases. In game two the Rangers took on the Cardinals from North Central College in Naperville. Jeanne Esselman (4-1) tossed a three hitter giving up one unearned run in the seventh. Rachel Siclaff dialed eight (for long-distance) with a runner aboard to knock in Parkside's final two runs in the 5- 3 win. In game three at Oshkosh, Parkside lost its sixth of the season « to UW-Superior. Superior led off the top of the second with a run after Parkside committed an error. Parkside came back in the bottom of the third with three runs, one a solo over the fence shot by Tracy Burbach. In the Superior half of the fourth, the Yellowjackets put together five hits including a double and home run to score seven runs. Hansen, now 9-2, got the loss with a final score of 5-3. Vans won't travel, so neither do runners Rangers opened up with two in the first and three in the second. St. Xavier managed two runs before the game was called in the sixth by the umps due to rain and darkness. Parkside out hit its opponent 10-8 as Burbach, Sue Palubicki and Siclaff all went 2-3 at the plate. Parkside is now 22-7 on the season and ranked sixth by the NAIA coaches poll. by Jared Brieske of the Sports Staff Parkside's most formidable opponent of in its firstoutdoor meet of the men's track season was transportation. This past Saturday the team was scheduled to compete at the University of Illinois Chicago, but of the team's two available vans neither would start. Since athletes cannot drive themselves to competition representing UW-Parksidc, and coach Lucian Rosa had no working vans, the runners were faced with only two options. They could either drive themselves to the meet and compete as an unattached runner, 2 or they could run time trials at Parkside against each other, see Runners, p. 9 Range^Thursda^^A£riM9^9^^2 Women charge through busy part of schedule 12 Thursday. April 19. 1990 Ranger S P O R T S Rangers win fourth straight Double Dip: Parkside's Ken Neese turns a double play against Carroll College in their game sweep of the Pioneers. Story on p. 10 Th e We e k Ah e a d Men's Baseball: 04/20 at North Park, IL. 3:00 04/23 HOME vs. North Park 1:00 04/26 at North Central, IL, 2:00 Women's Softball: 04/21-22 at Mt. Mercy, IA (tourney) TBA 04/24 at DePaul University 4:00 04/2S HOME vs. N.C.E 4:00 Women's Track: 04/21 at UW-White water Invite Men's Track: 044; 1 at lllint Class,,. • Golfers net title at Point Open by Jeff Reddtek Asst. Sports Editor Snow, sleet, rain, and heavy winds. Sound like the perfect day for to go golfing. Well, not exactly. But that is what the UW-Parkside golf team was up against in its first competition of the season this past Monday. Competing in the Pointer Open at the Stevens Point Country Club, the team faced all of these natural obstacles. Despite everything seemingly going wrong, the team was able to take home the championship trophy by an amazing eleven strokes. The team was led by mcdalistTodd Schaap who fired a six over par 78 to tie for second place on the individual list. Finishing fourth was Tom Agazzi with a 79, Mark Schneider and Scott Brandt tied for sixth at 81. Steve Gerbcr rounded out the official scoring for the Rangers with an 83. The only Ranger score to be dropped (as only the top five count for team totals) was Scott Frasch's 87. Parkside played solid golf throughout the day and was never seriously challenged. Though the race for second through fifth was very close, with Marquette see Golf, p. 9 oo SCORE SUMMARY, p. 9 Jinx begone: Parkside sweeps Panthers by Ty Webb of the Parkside Ranger The Parkside baseball team proved a lot, especially to themselves, last Thursday as they swept a doublcheadcr from the UW-Milwaukee Panthers. They not only won their first twinbill of the 1990 campaign. but they also proved they could win a tight ball game in the process against a team which has held a jinx over them the past two years. "That was the first complete baseball game we've played all year", said assistant coach. Scott Barter. "We played seven solid innings and really proved we can play good baseball for an entire game." While the Rangers have played good in spurts this year, thcyhaven't been able to put a good effort in for an entire contest, much less two games. Even in their beating of UW-Madison. there were a few letups. and the Rangers gave the first game of that meeting away. Not so on this day. Parkside committed only one error in 14 innings, and that error turned out to be a harmless one in the fifth inning of game one. "If this team was looking for something to get the season going, this should definitely be it," said Jeff Lemmermann. winning pitcher in game one. 'There is such a rivalry between us and Milwaukee." Lemmermann wasablc to hold the Panthers to just four hits in game one, going the distance for his first victory of the year. He was in trouble twice, once in the second when Milwaukee scored their only two runs with a pair of two-out singles, each with runners at the corners. The other lime was in the fourth, with twoon and one out. He was able to work out of that jam, getting a ground out and a fly out to end the inning. Offensively, the Rangers managed seven hits, and took the lead for good in the fourth when Don Keller singled home Gary Fritsch with two outs. In the seventh, they put the game out of reach with a three-run rally, highlighted by Ken Neese's two-run double to deep left-center field. MikeCaccioppo and Dave Rebro scored on that bomb, and the Rangers cruised to a 6-2 victory as Lemmermann worked a 1-2-3 seventh, recording his sixth strikeout of the game enroutc. The Rangers used the victory in game one to springboard to an early lead in game two, taking advantage of three Panther errors in the first inning. That, coupled with four Ranger hits, led to a fiverun first. JeffReikowski'stworun double was the major blow, coming with two outs and the bases loaded. Starter Ross Kalinowski struggled somewhat in the first three see Jinx, p. 10 Women play through busy, six-game stretch at 4-2 by Ted Mclntyre of the Sports Staff Ranger Softball hit the Windy City to take on Division one U. Illinois-Chicago. Parkside found the field to be horrendous as rains left the infield in quicksand-like conditions, putting a damper on the Ranger effort offensively and defensively as the Flames won, 9-4, Wednesday. Parkside managed just five hits to 13 by the Flames. Pitcher Karen Livesey got the loss dropping her record to 7-2 on the season. Defensively the Rangers comiucd an uncharacteristic seven errors. Game two was called due to the terrible weather and field conditions. The next day Parkside bounced back to take two from Lakeland College. In game one, freshman Jeanne Esselman recorded her third win of the season, allowing ten hits. Up 2-0 in the fifth, Parkside put together a big rally scoring three runs. In that inning, catcher Kathy Livesey doubled, Wendy Sackman and Kim Vandcrbush tripled, and Sue Palubici hit a solo homerun. Lakeland came up with two-run innings in the sixth and seventh, but fell short by the final score of 5- 4. In game two, Beth Hansen went the distance striking out four, giving up only four hits, as the Rangers trounced its opponents 12-0. Parkside put up some big numbers scoring four in the second, three in the third, and five in the fourth. Vandcrbush paved the way offensively for Parkside going three for three with a triple and four RBI's. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Ed Meachen names director of Wyllie Learning Center Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 5, 1990 THE UNIVERSITY OF WBSCONSIIMl-F^RIlCSroi *>i * vm, N„. 25 Ed Meachen named director of Wyllie Library Learning Center by Dan Chiappetta News Editor On March 1, 1990. UWParkside welcomed Ed Meachen as the new director of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center. "I have inherited a great staff. Terrific staff. The staff is very dedicated and knowledgeable. It's a good point to build from." said Meachen. "I think UW-Parkside traditionally has supported the library real well. It seems that when the University was founded, the Library Learning Center was the central focus for educational support." Meachen received his undergraduate degree from South Dakota State in history and English in 1969. In 1971 he received his master in history from Midwestern University in Texas. He then received his Ph.D. in history with an emphasis on English. "My speciality was the English Romantic period." Meachen taught history at community colleges in the Chicago area. He then decided to go get his masters in library science from the University of Chicago in 1983. Meachen was the director of the library at North Central College in Illinois before coming to UWParkside. At North Central he became president of a large network of academic libraries that were all hooked together with the same online catalog circulation system, and in which developed all kinds of enhancements which made iteasier for students and faculty to do research. Mcachen's primary responsibilities are to work over the budget and personnel. "Thirdly, 1 would say is the creation of networks and the access to information by students and faculty. I depend a lot on staff for ideas. It's my responsibility to take it and try to implement them. I would also like to provide the very best service we can to support the curriculum, and to support student, staff, and faculty research and class needs." Meachen is looking forward to seeing UW-Parkside becoming involved in a statewide system network catalog in which all the university libraries in the UWSystem are tied together. "Students and faculty would have access to library holdings from other universities, and would be able to check a book out. This would be a terrific enhancement." Meachen expects this catalog to be in effect by next year. "This is an interesting age for libraries, which arc being transformed by technology. There are many possibilities that arc not Offenders suffer disciplinary actions as a result of incidents by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Disciplinary action has been taken upon three UW-Parkside students that caused harm and danger to others, and who were arrested on March 20,21, and, 22 at housing. Two of the three students have been expelled from housing, while the third is appealing his expulsion from housing. Further investigation could bring more students up for possibledisciplinary action, as well as recommend further punishments for the students that have already been expelled from housing. "There has been less trouble this year in housing compared to last year, " said Deann Possehl, director of student life. "We have had a calm year," said Steve McLaughlin, dean of student life. "A couple of weeks ago we had three incidents occurring in the same week which is very unusual." On March 20, a male student caused harm to his girlfriend in which she was severely bruised. The male student was arrested for battery. One day later, the male student was beaten by two unidentified males in his dorm room. On March 22, a fight occurred over who was better in onc-on-one basketball. Both male students were arrested for battery and disorderly conduct, and one of them was also charged for criminal damage to property. There were other individuals involved in the March 22 incident in which the investigation is still continuing. The residence halls is a 53- unit residence complex in which over 400 UW-Parkside students live. According to McLaughlin, these three incidents occurring in the same week is coincidental. "They were judgement errors. This a stressful lime for students right now. People's tensions and problems build up concerning school work, this being winter, and personal problems. It's a combination of things," he said. From Sept 1, 1989, to Feb. 25,1990, there has been 160 calls to campus police from housing concerning incidents such as alcohol offenses, battery, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct, fraud, harassment, theft, and possession of weapon/ fireworks. "It's been an overall improvement," said Possehl. being realized. Incorporate the technology," said Meachen. "I think another important account in which this library has always been famous for is its bibliographic instructions, because of the library personnel's ability to instruct students on how to use information. I see that as a primary mission of the library because the information is getting more and more complex. The real problem is not getting enough. It's time to figure out what to use. and I think the library staff is going to be tremendously important in that respect," said Meachen. Further developments in no-smoking policy Gwen Heller Asst. News Editor Recent measures were taken at the faculty senate meeting on March 20 to promote a no-smoking policy on the UW-Parkside campus. The committee, comprised of forty- three faculty and academic staff members agreed to recommend the no-smoking resolution sponsored by the Campus Environment Committee headed by Professor Steve Leaviu, geology. Information on the policy was presented at the meeting by CEC member John Murphy, professor of fine arts. The faculty senate, which ischaired by Doug DeVinny, professor of fine arts, adds its support to the resolution as it makes way to the desk of Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The resolution, which was developed by the CEC, prohibits Continued on page 9. ^^ursda^^£ri^^99^Ranqer Opinion Should smoking be illegal on Parkside campus? UW-Parkside's faculty senate recently passed a proposal to completely ban smoking on campus, which is currently awaiting the adoption or refusal of the chancellor. Is this an infringement on the rights of the smoker or a step toward promoting a clean and healthy environment for students, faculty, and staff? Reaction to the idea is split It is the nature of the open-minded college student to fight for any privilige that is within his or her reach. After all, we arc supposed to be the most idealistic and rights-oriented age group in the population. However, on the other hand, we have a large movement of people who feel that smoking is an infringement on the rights of the nonsmoker. It seems that no matter which way Chancellor Kaplan decides, someone's rights are going to suffer. The trend nationally of late is in favor of banning smoking in all public places. Schools, factories, and airlines all across the country have been outlawing smoking, not so much to reduce the risk of fire but to offer the majority nonsmoking members of society a clean environment in which to function. In an enclosed environment such as Parkside, cigarette smoke is trapped within the building and nonsmoking students are forced to breathe second-hand smoke that is both irritating to the eyes and respiratory system, as well as a health hazard. Asbestos removal is a multi-million dollar business builtaround the removal of hazardus materials from public places. Perhaps someone should start a smoke removal business to steal the cigarrettes of smoking people that are brought into public places? The Ranger feels that it is well within a persons rights to smoke, but when nonsmokers are being exposed to a health hazard created by this activity, it is lime to take measures to protect them. Give students more computer access Have you ever tried to print out a final copy of an important assignment or research paper on one of the university's laser printers? Well if you have tried, you found out that approximately 5,000 of we students do not have access to one. I am a transfer student from a UW-Center twoyear campus, which has a small fraction of the number students that UW-Parkside has. Anytime I wanted to use a asl er printer for any reason, at the UW two year school, there was one accessible in the school's computer lab. When I started at UW-Parkside during the last summer, I was working on a resume. I then realized that UW-Parkside students do not have access to a laser printer. According to the Computing Support Center, students will only be allowed to use a laser printer if they fill out a form in the Career Center. Students have to get two signatures, have it signed, one by the Career Center and another by an individual in the library, and then take the form to the Computing Support Center. All this paperwork is to assure that what is being printed is a resume, and the laser printing charges can be billed to the Career Center. I was told that the Computing Support Center is for faculty use only. 1 can't understand why a campus this size doesn't give students access to a laser printer. For some reason the associate vice chancellor for undergraduate studies has one on her desk, but approximately 5,000 undergraduates don't have access to one. I have two other questions to ask about the computers on campus. Why were the computers in the library placed on carpet that produces large amounts of static electricity that is to this date destroy ing hardware and software? Secondly, why does the sign outside the Computing Support Center say Computing Support Center and not Faculty and Staff Computing Support Center? I feel students deserve equal access and support Name withheld on request A final note to Parkside enemy number one by Gabe Kluka Staff Writer It was my birthday last week, and 1 was strolling down the main concourse wondering I could do to celebrate. I decided to pick up an issue of the Ranger. I slopped at one of the many conveniently located distribution points that arc in this great little school, and I grabbed a paper. Within minutes, I was soon to be horrified out of my little, although extremely productive, mind. SOMEONE WAS MAKING FUN OF PARKSIDE, and he doesn't attend here! The gumption of some people. I happen to have that job semiassigned to me. I drove my tractor back to the farm and pondered over what I was going to do as I milked the cows and peeled the mud off of my tires. This big city slicker from Madison had taken my job, and 1 was as mad as rooster in a rainstorm. That is pretty dam tootin mad where I come from. My girl came over in her snappy pink coulats, which she had just gotten from the Scars mail order catalog, and asked me if I wanted to go to the pic-catin' contest they were having at school to celebrate the installation of our new-fangled Ty me machine. I said, "No way, my little violet blossom." I call her that because the violet is our state flower. "I have a duly to perform. The honor of our school has been stained, and I must defend it" She understood, and she went to the contest without me. I finished my chores, and by candlelight I wrote a letter to Mr. Zippcrer in Madison. It went like this: Dear Zippy, When I first looked at your column in the Badger Herald, my aucnfion was immediately drawn to your nickname, Zippy. It reminded me of another Zippy that I know of. Zippy the Pinhcad, of National Lampoon fame. I'm sure your related, so at your next family reunion, please tell him that his fans at Parkside say hello, and ask him if he is having fun yet, he'll get it. Even in your company he would probably have some fun. What 1 am writing to you about, oh 'One that is wiser than a shopping bag," is your unprovoked, and somewhat silly attack on our Tyme machine. What 1 want to know is, why Parkside? What have we done to you? We certainly haven't copped an elitist attitude lately, but with the likes of you running around, maybe it would be prudent. However, we could probably stoop to your level and take you out on the town in Madison for a nice evening of heavy drinking and barfing on State Street We would just be observers, of course, because in the morning we would have to teach most of the students in your school a little geography lesson as to the location of Parkside. Here's a little clue: we're an hour north of C h i c a g o , a n d a h a l f an h o ur south of Milwaukee, which puts us a little closer to civilization than you think. (Sorry, I just made a terrible mistake, I realized I just used an oxymoron! I said, "you think" when 1 was speaking to you, when instead I should have used Continued on page 3 Editorial Staff St ava DaAngalia Bditor-in-Chiaf Dan Chiappatta Nawa Editor Gwan Hallar Aaat. Neva Editor Susanna Mantuano Faatura Editor Dawn Ma 11 and Entartalnmant Editor Jaff Lamnermann Sport a Editor Jaff Roddick Aaat. Sports Editor Dan Pacattl Copy Editor Soott Singer Layout Editor John Kahoa Photo Editor Todd Goara Aaat. 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This service is provided through the IRS Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Program and is available to anyone in the community. Assistance provided for forms 1040EZ, 1040A, 1040, Schedules A & B only; Wis. tax forms 1 A, WI-Z, 1, and Schedule H. Where: Union Overlook; When: Every Thursday from 2:00pm - 4:00pm through April 12th. On Thur., April 19, from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m., the Great Skate, 6220 67th Street, Kenosha will hold their 18th Annual ten hour Skate-a-thon to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Anyone interested in participating should contact the Great Skate at 652- 8198. There is a egr istration fee of $3 which includes ten hours of skating, skate rental, lunch, and dinner. Also included will be games, activities and the chance to earn some great prizes. All proceeds from theSkatc-a-thon will service Kenosha area residents affected by neuromuscular disease. The Annual Battle of the Bands will take place on Fri.day, April 27. Entry forms can be picked up at the Union Information Center and must be returned to the Info. Center by April 9. A demo tape must be available, and there is an entry fee. First place means the band plays at SummerfesL The second place band will win $200, and the third place band will receive SI00. For more information you can contact Dennis Brodjeski at 553-2650. Student works toward Lithuanian freedom by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "We, the undersigned ask you. Mr. Gorbachev, to listen to the cries of the Lithuanian people. We speak not asa nation, not politically, not religiously, but humanitarily," is stated in a petition Grant Larscn, a UW-Parkside student, is recei v ing signatures for. Meachen Cont. from page 1 "I think another important account in which this library has always been famous for is its bibliographic instructions, because of the library personnel's ability to instruct students on how to use information. I see that as a primary mission of the library because the information is getting more and more complex. The real problem is not getting enough. It's lime to figure out what to use, and I think the library staff is going to be tremendously important in that respect," said Meachcn. Gabes Gab Cont. from page 2 the words "you might be able to dimly grasp." Sorry, it won't happen again, I promise.) We are also a fairly small school, so there is no need for binoculars in the classroom like in Madison, and the majority of us do not have Bonocomplex, which has apparently run wild at your school .(What do Bono from U2 and God have in com mon? God doesn't think he is Bono. This joke will help you to dimly grasp what Bono-complex is.) Most of us, although we are mad about not having those keen coffee houses so close to our campus, like it here. Not quite as sincerely as you might be able to dimly grasp. Gabc P.S. I almost forgot Go figure. Larsen is working with a group of individuals in Racine that is associated with the Lithuanian American Council, Inc. of Chicago. On August 3,1940, Lithuania was forced to incorporate into the Soviet Union. Larsen and the Lithuanian American Council is working to achieve their unrelenting drive toward freedom and independence in Lithuania. "It's not really a cause, it's more of a public awareness. Petitions are being circled in the community," said Larsen. Larsen is working in aofficeat St Casimir Catholic Church in Racine. "If you would like to help you can contact me at St Casimir. We need help to get petitions signed," explained Larsen. Larscn has over 1,000 signatures, but he is hoping to expand. "I want the whole UWSystem to get involved." Larscn and his group, with Lithuanian American Council, would like toachievc its goal, which is a free, independent, and prosperous Lithuania. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 LAST CHANCE! Applications are due tomorrow for the position of Editor-in-Chief Applications are available in the Ranger office and will be accepted no later than Friday, April 6. Public Service Announcements MATURE, CONCERNED ADULTS NEEDED FOR THE GUARDIANSHIP PROGRAM IN KENOSHA. Oversee ward's personal property and care with visits monthly. Excellent, five evening training begins Tucs., April 17th. Learn how to work with the court system, case workers, nursing home staff and family members for the best interests of your ward. TAKE THE CHALLENGE. Supervise children in a recreational seuing from 3:00-5:00 p.m. every Tuesday at St Mark's School in Kenosha. The CYC is sponsoring crafts, drama, and team sports for children K-6 who need to be busy and out of trouble. Make a difference in your community...volunteer! BIG BROTHER/BIG SISTER. Apply now to be matched with a child with similar interests. Share three hours per week riding bicycles, baking cookies, washing the car, or watching videos together. Qualifications: Set good examples, fun lobe with, find the best in your match, and be committed for one year. For more details, contact Carol in the Career Center WLLC D175 or call 553-2011. 'Wed April lltk 11:00-2:00 Carved 9dam Scattaped Potatoes Corn Szveet Potatoes %p((s&iButterP)esert $3.29 Stappy 'Easter Alt food Service Areas mill Be closedQoodFriday at 12:00 noon. The rats did just fine by themselves until they were all put in a box at which point they began to gnaw at one another's legs and all kinds of other yukky stuff... The alternative title for this article by the way—in case the Ranger editor didn't like the one on rats—was something like. "Is it that difficult to get along with others?" I admit there were probably more journalistically appealing titles, but since the one 1 used got you this far into the Comer, keep on reading. There arc a lot of truly amazing things that go on all around us that most people don't pay much attention to but which are significant because they occur at all. For example, I really didn' t gi ve too much thought to the very complex process of fetus development, birth, and then growth during the first year until Justin Alexander came along; until you really start thinking about it and experience it yourself, most of what's involved escapes your attention. And did you ever watch a huge jetliner take off? Maybe you don't think about it a whole lot, but 1 can't help marvel at something that big actually getting off the ground and staying aloft. While I understand the principles involved, it still amazes me. And when I think about it—which I do often in my business—it's no less a miracle that people get along with one another as well as they do. 1 mean think of the diverse backgrounds from which we come, the different ways we were brought up, the range of experiences we've all had, what each of us has been taught to believe in, how we've learned to cope with the ups and downs of everyday life. Our uniqueness is each individual's strength but at the same time can be a source of difficulty. Also, think of the wide range of things we do every day: the number of encounters we have with others, the events we have to react to, the different decisions we make, the value judgements we're rendering all the time about people, places, and things. Why, given what it takes to make it through any particular day it's no wonder that every once in a while we find ourselves struggling. In fact, many of the students who see me for counseling come as a result of their wanting to be able to deal more effectively with a situation involving someone else—a parent, boyfriend or girlfriend, spouse, brother or sister, roommate, teacher. They come because they know that relationships are important They know we don't live alone as human beings and, like it or not, are expected to get along with one another. Why some people can't seem to get along is at issue here. 1 admit that the more people you are forced to interact with, the harder it is to deal with everyone's individuality and the more skills you have to have to be successful at getting along. Living in the residence halls is a good example. And I chose the residence halls because a) they are home to about 400 of our students, b) the students living there are representative of just about as diverse a group of students as you could imagine, and c) classes weren't in session a week after the spring break before all hell seemed to be breaking loose down there. You don't need a Ph.D. to figure out that putting six to eight strangers in a room and expecting them to "relate" to one another is going to be an interesting social experiment, to say the least. The most mature of us would probably find it trying at times, let alone a group of young adults who I'm certain come from less congested living environments. We don't offer any classes on how to survive in housing, although the residence hall staff and people from other university offices do try to help students make a successful transition to the housing environment But it appears that the bulk of the responsibility for getting along with others rests on the shoulders of the residents themselves, which is as it should be. Are they capable of handling it? Most are and most do. Forthosewho have trouble with it, talking with someone is a good move and there are resources on campus such as the staff in the Counseling Office to help out. I like it when students come to me for assistance in dealing with a roommate or relationship problem. It gives me a chance to help someone who wants help and also keeps me in touch with what life is like in housing. For those who are having trouble getting along and won't for some reason take advantage of the help that's available, here are a few tips on making it: •Before you act, think about the bad things that can happen to you if you behave inappropriately. •Ask yourself what it is about the situation that you're having difficulty dealing with; try to be as specific as possible. •Is the problem something you have control over? If it is, then what can you do to change it for the better? •If the problem isn't something you can change, then think about how you're going to accept it or avoid it in a constructive way (not drugs or alcohol). •Don't act impulsively. It's not necessary to solve every problem immediately. Taking a breather from it can give you fresh perspectives you hadn't thought about earlier. There has to be a correlation between your success at UW-Parkside and how smoothly your life goes in campus housing. Don't let your relationship with others affect the outcome of your education. The Counselors Corner by Stu Rubner Vinta ge Ro ck Ca fe DcrUtj Specials Tuesday- ' 501' DARTTOURNEYS. Open to the public. Contact the bar for more Information. Wednesday-ladies Night' Ladies pay $3.00 and drink free 9-12 mid. (rail, wine, and tap) Thursday - 'Cricket' Dart Tourneys. Opentothe public. Contact the bar for more information. Friday & Saturday-Groovetothemusicofthe 50'$.60'$.&79's. Dance contest every weekend. Holahoop. Umbo, and Twist. DJ'S EVERY NIGH T. *" Have a birthday coming up and like free beer? The last Tuesday of every month we throw a birthday bash for anyone whos birthday is in that month, and 10 of their friends. You can get more details at the bar. 3701 Durand Ave. Racine (in the Elmwood Plaza) (414) 554-9449 'SE would like to welcome ^Alr. Jeff McCauley v* f Topic- "Goals to be Accomplished by X the Age of 30" Also a nationally known motivation speaker. And Mr. Bob Lee Manager of the Kenosha Twins baseball team Mr. Lee will be discussing "Sports Promotion April 9th at noon in MOLN 107 Open invitation to all UW-Parkside Students Humtl Ttifumtl 7uUMrff « . Sdu ftbufuuM ul SdUj Meeting the specific needs of Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 9:30-4:00 IESEARCH NFORMAllpll Largest Library ot information In U.S. • all subjects Oder Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COO 800-351-0222 mCa»M2l3)477M26 Or. rush $2.00 to: Reswrch Intonnjtiofl "322 Mato Ave, <?Q6 A i f* Any*, CA 90051 Classifieds and Club Events ==S=S . . .. -«ms,:ms<kr*pr.tV.' CLASSIFIEDS SERVICES OFFERED Free Pregnancy Tests and Counseling. ALPHA CENTER 637-8232 Call for appointment HELP WANTED FOUND: Gold stud earring with black stone in hallway between WLLC and Comm. Arts building. Pick up at Union Information Desk. FOUND: On Wed. March 7 (at dance) a ai p r of prescription glasses. Call 553-2844. Adoption: Happily married couple UNABLE to have a baby wants desperately to slyue their love and life with a baby. Strictly legal and confidential. PLEASE call our lawyer. MILWAUKEE, 281-2622. OUTSIDE MILWAUKEE, 1 -800- 776-7093. Attention: Earn money typing at home! $32,000/yr income potential. Details, (1) 602-838- 8885, Ext. T-14511 WIN A HAWAIIAN VACATION OR BIG SCREEN TV PLUS RAISE UP TO S1,400 IN JUST 10 DAYS !!! Objective: Fundraiser Commitment: Minimal Money: Raise SI,400 Cost: Zero Investment Campus organizations, clubs, frats, sororities call OCMC: (800) 932-0528, or (800) 950-8472, ext. 10. HIRING!!! Cruise ship, casino, hotel jobs! Free travel benefits. Details, (1) 602-838-8885, Ext. Y14511 Looking for a fraternity, sorority or student organization that would like to make $500 - $1,000 for one week on-campus marketing project. Must be organized and hardworking. Call Beverly or Mark at (800)592-2121. EARN MONEY WHILE WATCHING TV! $32,000/yr incomepotential. Details, (1)602- 838-8885, Ext. TV-14511. ATTENTION: Earn money reading books! S32,000/year incomepotential. Details. (1)602- 838-8885, Ext. Bk 14511. HIRING NOW!!! Looking for a challenge and career opportunity? Southport Rigging seeks full-time and part-time sales associates in our surfwear and Jrs/Womcn's swimwear departments. Assist in supervision and motivation as well as maintain daily operations, including inventory and merchandising. To qualify for this retail career opportunity you' 11 need retail sales experience, solid communication skills, and an interest in watersports is a must Apply at Southport Rigging, 2926- 75th Sl, Kenosha, WI 542-5434. FOR SALE Room for rent: mid-town Kenosha. $50 per week/S200 per month. Kitchen & laundry use. Call Gary, 657-7787 after 5 p.m. CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS The marketing club - Pi Sigma Epsilon - will be having two guest speakers at Parkside on Monday, Apr. 9 at noon in Moln. 107. Mr. Jeff McCauley will discuss "Motivation,'' and Mr. Bob Lee, manager of the Kenosha Twins Baseball team, will discuss"Sports Promotions." Hope to see you there. ARE YOU INTERESTED in writing as a hobby or maybe a career? Are you a Business, Communication or English major? Any professor will tell you that you need good writing skills. Write for the Ranger and get experience. We need writers for news, feature, and entertainment. Write when YOU have the time. It looks good on a resume. Stop in the office sometime. We'd love to have you here!!! The Parkside Activities Board "The End" Committee has announced that LONDON USA and IPSO FACTO will be headlining "THE END," scheduled for May 11 and 12, 1990. IPSO FACTO, performing on Friday, May 11, was chosen as the best unsigned band in the world in Yamaha's "Band Explosion *89." LONDON USA will be performing on Saturday, May 12. Additional information will be announced as it becomes available. For more information, call PAB at 553-2650. 12-Steps to Recovery Meetings: Mon - Alcoholic Anonymous, 12- 1 p.m., Moln. D131; Mon - AlAnon, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D133; Wed - Narcotic Anonymous, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D131; Fri - Alcoholic Anonymous Information/Drop In, 12-1 p.m., Moln. D131; Fri - Adult children of Alcoholics, 12-1 p.m., Moln.D133. For more information, call 553-2366. Food for Families will be sponsoring a Food Challenge to all Parkside students, staff, faculty, administration, and clubs. This will be held from April 2-6, and a table will be set up in the alcove across from the Library on April 6 from noon to 4 p.m. Individual as well asclub participation will count 1 si place will receive $25,2nd place - $ 1 0 and 3rd place-$10. The marketing club, Pi Sigma Epsilon, also has their scheduled meetings every Wednesday at noon in Moln. D137D (our office), it's a great way to get experience and at the same time meet new and interesting people. Come check us out, you don't know what you're missing. Physics club is sponsoring a trip to the Museum of Science and Industry on Saturday, April 14. All Parkside students are welcome. Sign-up sheet is on the door of Grq. 233. Participants will meet at 8 a.m. in Grq. 230. A multicultural interfaith gathering focusing on shaping a just and peaceful society. (Seeds of peace, waters of justice.) For more info, call 553^2875, leave message for George. Annual Juried Student Art Show will be in the Comm. Arts Art Gallery through April 30. ChristelAnthony Tucholke, an accomplished Wisconsin artist, will be juried. For more information, contact Dawn Cochran at 634- 6437. The Racine-Kenosha Hoy Nature club will meet Thursday, April 5 at the Golden Rondelle at 7 p.m. Francis Hole from UW-Madison will present "Seeing the Land Cont. on page 7 SALES PROFESSIONALS You could be our No. 1 Draft Choice! If you've been a su ccess on the sales field, you know you're in demand. 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Dl., 6008' North Shore Office Machines Authorized Minolta Dealer iiimaita EquiOpportunty Etrs*7*r M'F MINCjLlA y o u c . a a/V 6 F r it o f f y o v a M / „ TotaKy natural SMAFTTFOOD* Air-pooped popcorn smothered in white Cheddar cheese. 6 Thursday, April 5, 1990 Ranger Earth Day needs support to promote environmental awareness • M A M . > fT t . f — M tin fnotar Kut it <!•. . by Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor With Earth Day just around the corner, the world and it's consumers arc forced to look inward to find solutions to the problems of pollution, recycling, and reusing. Two decades ago the first Earth Day was celebrated on April 22, and the tradition has held ever since. However, more pressure is now being put on the consumer to help solve the problems of the ailing Earth. According to experts on the subject of Earth conservation, consumers can do many little things to help combat the problems that Earth is facing. Consumers are urged to lower thermostats in their house to 65 degrees Fahrenheit in the day and then lower it again to 60 degrees in theevening. This small adjustment would save about 570,000 barrels of oil per day if every household in America took part Also, turning off unneeded lights would also help save some of the Earth's coal supply. Dimmers are also a good idea when trying to conserve energy. Less light and power can be used when not needed. Another problem within a household is the nagging runny faucet. Reports say that a full gallon of water can go down the drain in sixty seconds i f the water is left running while brushing teeth or washing dishes, this says nothing of the amount of water that is wasted due to a leaking faucet. Ovens are also a problem concerning the energy crunch. Most recipes do not specify how long to preheat an oven. Use good judgement and preheat the oven for as short a period as possible. Also, it is advised to cook foods with the lids on. This saves cooking time and energy. Hygiene is another problem that helps lag the process of making the Earth more healthy. According to Health Magazine, American's throw away two billion disposable razors a year. Using metal razors or electric shavers would help combat part of the garbage problem facing American's today. Disposable diapers are another area that has built up much controversy in the past few years in regards to throw away and pollution problems. According to American Health, anormal chikl goes through about 7,500 diapers before they 're toilet trained. Over 18 billion of these diapers arc thrown away each year. Although many of the packages claim to be biodegradable, they really are not, and this is hurting the environment recyablc goods or not The first thing to look for is the recyclable label, three bent arrows forming a triangle. Also, products that use recyclable products will have a grey interior. Buying recyablc products lets the manufacturer know that the consumer is aware, thus it is possible that more recyable The NRDC, the Environmental Defense Fund, and Friends of the Earth all claim that biodegradable products should be avoided and that consumers should turn their interests to those products that are active in the recycling game. There are key points to take note of to find out if a product is using products will be used. On the biodegradable front, what most manufacturers do is mix plastic, which has tightly bound hydrocarbons, with other substances,that havelooselybound hydorcarbons, and say that the product is biodegradable. What really happens is that the product 6 Win the computer you need to succeed in the teal worla and a chance to use it there. breaks up faster, but it doesn't biodegrade. Those manufacturers using the false labeling may be subject to legal ramifications. However, Debra Anderson, director of environmental coordination for Proctor & Gamble, feels that biodcgradabiltiy is not the answer, and this is where the consumer comes in again. Tlie problem, according to Anderson, is keeping things out of the landfi Us. For example, when going to the store, consumers could help combat the problems by carrying their own reusable bags instead of relying on the paper or plastic bags provided by the store, which are both harmful to the environment. When grocery shopping, other things to keep in mind include buying returnable bottles, buying eggs in cardboard canons, not styrofoam, and if using your own bag is not possible, use as few as possible to carrying your groceries home. Though the small things that consumers can do to help save the environment may not seem very helpful, in the long run they may be the deciding factor in the fight against for saving the ailing Earth. — m -. *sa* f - .... HtortaarttiBJffeiMPiia - It s easy. Just try our Real World Demo on a Macintosh® computer to enter Apple's Real World Sweepstakes. If you're one of 14 Grand Prize winners, you'll gel to spend a week this summer at the organization of your choice listed below, where you'll see Macintosh computers hard at work. And when you get home, vou can use your own new Macintosh SE/30 to write your resume and fol low-up letters. There will also be 20 First Prize winners who will receive Macintosh SE computers and 1,000 Second Prize winners who will get Apple' T-shirts. Ybu really can't lose if you come in and get your hands on a Macintosh today Because once you do, you'll see how easy it is to use and how much one could do for you now. You 11 appreciate the value of a Macintosh computer after you leave campus and head out into the real world, too. But don't take our word for it Come in and try a Macintosh and see for yourself. And if you win the Grand Prize, you I I be seeing the real world sooner than you think. Enter Apple's Real World Sweepstakes and you could win aweekat one of these leading organizations and a Macintosh computer. -M Enter April 4-30 at the Computing Support Center, WLLC D115. c inc •«& imm&S.3 "KWml eraimurij d Gxrp« Inc =S==SSS==^=SS====SSS===S^==S^^SS=S^S=SS^=BESSLHHHHEBKaHaBS^S Classifieds —= Restaurant 11:30a.m. to close Tues-Sun. Closed Mondays. 1700 Sheridan Rd. Kenosha. Wl 53140 Phone: 414-553-5514 Planned Parenthood Clinics Racine 634-2016 Kenosha 654-0491 ' Physical Exam - Birth Control Pregnancy Tew - STD Treatmoit - Lab Tew AIDS Education • Information and Referral through the Eyes of a Soil Walker," a multi-media presentation about the importance of soils; using music, short plays and humor. Reservations arc necessary. Call 631-2154. This is free and open to the public. PERSONALS R.B: Ben Dover says whale-v-e-r! Overheard at "THE END" meeting: Ipsofacto and London U.S.A. arc coming. 7D4: Do you know what's coming up in three weeks? Our birthdays! The second decade of life is almost upon us. - Crystal Big L. did you fart today? What exactly is a kitelenbutt? Maybe Brent would know. Please respond Brent! Wanda I, How do those German boys kiss! The spotlight is on you! The entire restaurant was watching you, must have been good! Ipsofacto is coming to Parkside on their World Tour. Hey Teri! "squat down and clean off your bikini bottoms in the ocean"! -M Who the H**» is Ipsofacto? The hottest Reggae band in the U.S. How about that snackmaster? You can turn virtually anything into a sandwich. But don't hang in the kitchen too long or you will aquire a kitchen - a** Anna Curi: Dont forget - you have your6:00class Monday night! Signed - Jenni "Was it the plane that was going 600 m.p.h. or you Mitch? 120 on the Beeline on the run from the cops and the Harlcy gang from hell? Teri Lori Flynn - Get caught planting any flowers (or maybe should I ask - illegal substances?) lately? Signed - very concerned REMEMBER: boffing a 16 yr old on a beach (among other things!) will get you one complimentary night's stay at the Brevard County Jail - so be good and run faster next time you two broaders! RINA-Happy "Belated" BirthdayFrom Nucha Lori Flynn - Do you know that you are the strangest person on campus? Whoelse would get caught plan ting flowers in the library windows: Signed-just curious R.B> I'd rather be moody than be queer for that long. Unbelievable! We could've went to theTropicana if you really wanted to be in that WET T-SHIRT contest Wanda! - the other Wanda DON- Where have you been this past semester? DAN- No life next year, huh? CHRIS DANIEL - Your glasses are so thick you can see the future. Don. TO THE BLONDE WHO IS VERY INTERESTED: You know who 1 am, but I don't know you. Just come up and say HI!! From=01d's DAN-Get your but in gear buddy. TO THE GUYS IN 6E- Just what do these quotes mean anyway?— Jeff S. "I exposed it in my Trig, class today"—-Paul L. "I didn'teven use my thrustcr"—Jeff M. "I'll be hang'n" (I wouldn't believe any excuses about a t-shirt, a video game, or alcohol)—more to come next week. M.D. Editor's note: If you turn a classified in that is longer than 25 words, it won't be seen. DAN CHIAPPETTA- Grow up! CONGRADS TO THE new Parkside Activities Board Exec. Council- Michelle, Judy, Marie, Brad, Rene, Venessa.Edris, Erica, and Bert! DENNIS, Face it you're a dork. DONATIONS BEING ACCEPTED! SEND TO: Ken's confiscated half-barrel replacement fund, Apt4A. 4019 Outerloop. Kenosha, WI 53142 DENNIS, Is that all you do is watch Heavy Metal Music Videos? ABUSE US at your leisure ID, buL.. Paybacks are HELL! Love, M.U. Transfer and Stupid Frosh. BLOWER, so now you're one of us!! "I'm so happy!" "where's Jenny?"H. and E. Jeff and Ben- Have you figured out who your real friends are yetRatpack. Editor's Note• The Ratpack has used it's personal ad's allowance up for the rest of the year. Smell you guys next year. FITZ OR FRITZ- The Homy Hungarian-How was the couch at 4B? From those two Beautiful Blondes. DAN P.-Surprisc! Honk! Honk! Guess Who? DENNY-the midnight caller. Where have you been? We miss your deep groaning. Did you ever see a doctor about that? HOW DO YOU pop a zit, Mike C.? Try a mirror. Watch those crushed gonads and don' t get bitten bybigdogs. From Dominoes Pizza. BRAD JANOWITZ- I'm watching you, you sexy hunk of meat!!! Your Padre Admirer. TOMASS, can I come over and play with Nintendo and then play that one other game. Forehead and Follower. DAN P.-Whata man you are! Call me sometime soon. Your secret admirer-You know who 1 am! PETIE: MATO...on main streeL..with a big wooden sign" Garth. TO JAY RUDEIN4F-try to think of some Rap groups and you will always beat Norm. Stay cool (and Chris too). Love the House down under. TO SID AND M13"-(We'll lick you!) Thanx for the wild ride through Racinc! What's a safe Model Party? So, when's Club 4F? Loveya! Holiday Jules, the D.L. and hyper after dinner!! DENNIS AND DAN: will you be in the pizza business all your life? TO 3H: You gals know how to throw a great party!! Too bad I don't remember it. NICK- Do you want to Dance? It's only 4:30AM. DENNIS BRODURSKI-Buy a new car. PETIE: The name of the game is "shwortz!" DENNIS-get your own ride to the concert. TO THE Secret Admirer from Padre, let's get together, stop being secret-Brad. PETIE: F the Betas, F , F , the Betas.(Detas ain't s !)Garth TO 3C: Let's go to the harbor and answer all those questions. Oh and I'll drive (ha ha) J J. DEAR PETIE, Warning: starting with purple passion at four may cause falling through a tent wall! Garth. When you say STEVE LEONHARD... you've said itall!! To Jay Rueth: you do not rule, you are not the RA of all dorms, make me a sandwich, and by the way, who spilled tea on Gorbachev's head? from: your littlcsistcr. (p.s.) 1 have a cousin in the 3rd grade who wants to meet you! Spash: here's your personal, and SYRACUSE still rules no matter what you say! W o e . A A / T (5 F T IT 6 Pf Ye u/t A1 /A/ O Totally natural SMARTFOOO®. Atf-popped popcorn smothered In while Cheddar c! & l&$!T ,f WW. iA %* aae.^: JHAM *> 'Hf « *, » »W»% |iVjT>|J^^^t.:. v » w « * *l » * » * * * ' " * * » - f - » •' • « * * • » " RACEJV MFW/sf/ WITH Z E NIT H D A TA S Y S T E M S Enter Our Sweepstakes Today And Finish At The Most Exciting Race In Europe.. .The Tour De France! As you race to the finish of the school year, be sure to enter our "RACE TO THE FINISH" Sweepstakes, where you could win one of these great prizes: GRAND PRIZE-ONE WINNER An all-expense-paid trip for two to Paris for the 1990 Tour de France. FIRST PRIZE-50 WINNERS A Raleigh Assault® or Finesse* All-Terrain Bike. SECOND PRIZE-500 WINNERS A go-anywhere Fanny Pack. THIRD PRIZE-1,000 WINNERS A sports water bottle. To enter, just race oyer to the campus contact listed at right and ask to take a free test drive on one of our featured desktop PCs. It just might be the most rewarding test of your college career! ZENITH DATA SYSTEMS INNOVATES AGAINm ZENITH data systems Group* Bull Form No. 1246 Buy A PC, Get A Bike FREE! Buy any of our Qualifying desktop systems* at >XN a great student price, A and J et a Raleigh All-Terrain Bike ABSOLUTELY FREE! —- Now at: Z-286LP-20 - 8Mhz 20286 w/ 20 mb Hard Drive and FTM color monitor (identical to systems in Molonaro 323) $1599.00 after rebate. Contact Ken Schuh at 553-2852 HURRY! SWEEPSTMES ENDS JUNE 8,1990! 1990, Zenith DataSv^m, rrangor tnursflay, April $, 1990 9 Attention - Business Students > School of Business INFORMATIONAL MEETINGS The curricular changes made in the School of Business may impact your course scheduling and sequencing. We urge all Business Students to attend one of the following informational meetings. Wednesday, April 11 12 noon Molinaro D105 or Thursday, APril 12 5 p.m. Molinaro D105 Reminder: Advising starts on April 5th. Be sure to make an appointment with your advisor. by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor As the end of school draws near, people assume that school is winding down, right? WRONG!!! The Parkside Activities Board has gotten its second wind and will be offering an excellent line-up of entertainment up until and including "The End." Tonight, the Special Events Committee is proud to announce that Joey Kola will be performing in the Union Square at 9 p.m. Kola is an actor and comedian who's rapidly making a name for himself. He's studied improvisational theater at 'The Improvisation" in New York City, and has acquired a considerable amount of theater experience acting in plays from Shakespeare, Tom Stoppard and Elaine May. Kola is a gifted comedian whose brand of humor is drawn from the most natural comedic source - the family. It's a unique form of humor that consists of characters, observations,and funny situations combined with high energy and a rapid-fire delivery. He performs regularly at "Pips," a popular comedy club in Brooklyn, the same club which helped launch the careers of such notable comedians as Rodney Dangerfield, David Brenner, Joan Rivers, and Robert Klein. He also headlines at two of New York City's most popular clubs, "Dangerfields" and "Carolines". He'sappearedon "Comedy Club" on NBC and MTV's"Half Hour Comedy Hour." He's been a guest on the "Pat Sajak Show." Most recently. Kola was selected to showcase for the National Association of Campus Activities (NACA) East Coast Coffeehouse Convention. Sup Rar Advertisers Besides appearing at comedy clubs in Florida, New York, North Carolina, New Jersey, Connecticut, and Massachusetts, he has also played the college circuit for a while, and has received sensational reviews on his current national college tour. Included in his repertoire are colleges from Connecticut, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Wisconsin, Washington D.C.,New York, and Pennsylvania. He's played at Cornell and Stonybrook Universities, Boston College, Lafayette College, US CoastGuard Academy, and Saint Norben College. His shows have been known to be devoted to family hijinks, devilish mimicry, and the conflicts a man has when immersed in a newly warranted domesticity. If any of this interests you at all, stop by the Union Square tonight He'll be performing at 9 pjn. This will be an event you won't want to miss. See you there! Smoking policy discussed Continued from page 1 smoking in the majority of the public areas on campus, and supports penalties for abusers of the policy. Leaviu stresses that the proposal was developed to reduce the health risks to non-smokers that are evident from second-hand smoke. The CEC has encouraged PSGA and the Worker's Union to present their constituents' opinions on the resolution to Kaplan, enlightening her on other possible viewpoints. According to Dr. James Shea, professor of geology and member of the faculty senate committee, the academic buildings on campus would be off limits to smokers with the exception of the Union. Cigarette machines and ashtrays would be removed from their present locations. Although Shea is in favor of the policy, he s i uncertain about the reaction and decision of the chancellor. "I have no idea when action on this proposal will be taken by the administration," said Shea. Although the proposed nosmoking policy has gained support of influential organizations on campus, the final decision remains in the hands of Kaplan. Would you like to gain the practical job experience that employers look for? If so, write for the Ranger Comedian Joey Kola to perform in Union Square tonight at 9:00 10 Thursday II 5, 1990 Ranc Slow opener for women's track by Jeff Reddick Assl. Sports Editor After enduring a snow out in their first outdoor track meet of the season the women's track team finally opened this past weekend at the Harper Junior College Open. Running on Saturday in the best possible conditions for this time of the year, temperatures in the 40's and calm winds, the team ran well but not as well as expected. The major area of concern for head coach Mike DeWitt came from the group of runners in the 800m to 3k, " 1 was very dissappointcd in the efforts and racing attitudes of that group." Despite that though DeWitt was pleased with the rest of the performances. In the 5000m run UWParksidc runners took two of the first three spots in the race with Paula Stokman finishing second at 18:25.2, and Jill Spagnola third at 18:45.1. Placing fifth through seventh for the Rangers were Kristin Alioto, Tara Roy, and Stacey Kisting. In the 4x100m relay the UWP team of Kim Avery, Lori Wilkens, Shavonne Morris, and Anne Thayer finished first with a time of :52.0. Coach DeWitt was happy with the performance of this relay team who had "good exchanges for a group running for the first time." Even though Parkside finished second, .fourth, and fifth in the 1500m run Coach Dewiu felt that the runners were "just running and not racing against the competition." At 800m Yolanda Finley finished first with a time of 2:30.7 in a well executed performance. Following that race was the 400m run which featured a one-two finish by UW-P runners. Thayer finishing first with a time of :61.5, Wilkens second at :61.9. In the 400m intermediate hurdles Avery finished second, and Morris finished a distant third. In the 3000m run Maggie Pagan finished first at 10:50.5, Wendy OrIowski placed fourth at 11:19.1, Holly Ericksen fifth at 11:51.6. Jill Kulas sixth at 11:54.0, and Mari lynn Meyer seventh at 11:55.8. In the final event of theday the 4x400m relay team of Finley, A very, Thayer, and Wilkens placed first with a time of 4:11.3. DeWiu commented," This team did a fine job of racing hard, and attacking the relay." The other relay team in the race from Parkside finished third with a 4:36.0, that team consisted of Dee Dee Roche, Lisa Majerle, Karen Danncr, and Morris. Though no team scores were held in the meet DeWitt thought the team would have placed no lower than third in the meet. He also felt the team was hurt by the fact that several runners were unable to participate due to illness, while a few of those who did run were feeling under the weather. DeWitt added, "This meet showed us what we have to work on this spring if we want to improve by Nationals." RAN PIZZA DEALS DON'T COME ANY BETTER THAN THIS. • PAN PIZZA DEAL Receive a 10" Pan Pizza with your two favorite toppings and 1 litre of Coke for $5.49! Hurry! 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An early case of April showers has washed out the last 11 games for Parkside, the only competition was a club game last week against U.W.- Milwaukee and although Parkside won, becaule it was club competition the games will not be tallied on the season record. Not playing can have a number of adverse effects on a ballclub. Parkside is currently 6-3 while most other teams in the top 20 have recorded at least 20 games by now. but the washouts hurt more than a ranking as the squad is forced to practice indoors making them unable to hit (other than in a cage) and shag flyballs. Coach Linda Draft is trying to keep her team sharp but knows the layoff hurts, looking on the bright side Draft had this to say, "I guess with all the rain-outs at least our injuries can heal." Rangers gain split in road twinbill from Rangers, p. 12 Langcndorf was untouchable, setting down 12 of the next 15 Badger hitters while striking out a total of six. He also got further support from the Ranger offense, as they scored two more runs in the fourth with Nccse driving in his third of the game. With Madison being shutdown by Langendorf, Parkside was able to cruise the rest of the way for a 8-4 win. The split put Parksidc's record at 2-5, as Langendorf evened his record at 1-1, and Pluskota dropped to 0-2. Barring any more weather interruptions, the Rangers will move into one of the busiest sections of their schedule. Starting with today's doublcheadder in Chicago, they will play 12 games in ten days, including match-ups with UW-Stevens Point (Sunday) and Northeastern. Ranger Baseball Box: UW-PARKSIDE AT UW-MAD1SON (GAME 1) Parkside ab r h rbi Neese 3 10 0 Klcbesadcl 4 12 2 Bonofiglio 3 0 0 0 Gauthier Fritsch Thompson Wilke 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2 Rcikowski 3 1 Q 0 Keller 2 0 0 0 Totals 25 5 4 5 Madison O'Neil Vilet Wolff Whitmorc Kocpfer Sadowski Myers Frcitag Brozovich ab r 4 1 h 2 rbi 2 3 2 3 2 4 4 3 3 2 1 1 1 1 1 2 0 2 0 0 1 2 2 2 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 2 1 Totals 28 10 12 10 R H E UW-Parkside UW-Madison Madison Malccha (W) Stanich (S) Parkside ID n W 7~" ,7"^" , " u " i - LWO" r ^»^iac-i,iviadison6. 2B--Gauthier,Wilkc; Wolff,Whitmorc, Myers. 3B-VilcL HR--Sadowski. SB—O'Neil (2). 0 0 2 -- 0 0 3 - 0 - 5 4 3 1 1 6 -- 0 2 0 -•x -10 12 1 IP II R ER BB SO 5 2/3 4 5 3 3 6 1 1/3 0 0 0 0 0 IP H R ER BB SO 2 6 7 6 2 0 4 6 3 2 2 3 UW-PARKSIDE AT UW-MADISON (GAME 2) Parkside ab r h rbi Neese 5 1 2 3 Klcbesadcl 3 0 1 0 Bonofiglio 5 0 0 0 Gauthier 4 0 0 0 Del Rose 2 1 0 0 Caccioppo 1 2 0 1 Thompson 3 2 0 0 Dcdrick 4 1 1 1 Rcbro 4 1 2 3 Totals 25 5 4 5 Madison ab r h rbi O'Neil 4 1 1 1 Vilct 3 0 2 0 Wolff 4 0 0 1 Whitmore 3 1 1 0 Kocpfer 3 0 1 1 Sadowski 3 0 0 0 Myers 3 1 2 1 Freimo 3 0 0 0 Brozovich 3 1 2 0 Totals 29 4 9 4 UW-Parkside UW-Madison Madison IP Grahn (L) Borrio Maylain Parkside Leonhard 2 1/3 1/3 4 1/3 IP 2 2/3 1 0 5 - 2 0 0 - 0 - 0 1 3 - 0 0 0 - 0 - H R ER Langendorf (W) 4 1/3 1 4 1 H 4 5 3 3 2 R 4 0 3 3 0 ER 4 0 W J^~°^ eil(2) ' Brozov i ch»Wolff,Grahn,Maylai Madison 4. 2B-- Neese, Klcbesadcl. 3B~0'Neil Nccse, Klcbesadel; Vilct. Whitmore. R H 8 6 4 9 BB 5 1 0 BB 1 0 E 0 6 SO 2 0 4 SO 1 6 n. LOB-Parkside 11, HR-Meyers. SB- 10 Thursda Slow opener for women's track by JefTReddick Asst. Sports Editor After enduring a snow out in their first outdoor track meet of the season the women's track team finally opened this past weekend at the Harper Junior College Open. Running on Saturday in the best possible conditions for this time of the year, temperatures in the 40's and calm winds, the team ran well but not as well as expected. The major area of concern for head coach Mike DeWiit came from the group of runners in the 800m to 3k, 411 was very dissappointcd in the efforts and racing attitudes of that group." Despite that though DeWiu was pleased with the rest of the performances. In the 5000m run UWParkside runners took two of the first three spots in the race with Paula Stokman finishing second at 18:25.2, and Jill Spagnola third at 18:45.1. Placing fifth through seventh for the Rangers were Knstin Alioto, Tara Roy, and Staccy Kisting. In the 4x100m relay the UWP team of Kim Avery, Lori Wilkens, Shavonne Morris, and Anne Thayer finished first with a time of :52.0. Coach DeWitt was happy with the performance of this relay team who had "good exchanges for a group running for the first time." Even though Parkside finished second, ,fourth, and fifth in the 1500m run Coach Dcwitt felt that the runners were "just running and not racing against the competition." At 800m Yolanda Finley finished first with a time of 2:30.7 in a well executed performance. Following that race was the 400m run which featured a one-two finish by UW-P runners. Thayer finishing first with a time of :61.5, Wilkens second at :61.9. In the 400m intermediate hurdles Avery finished second, and Morris finished a distant third. In the 3000m run Maggie Pagan finished first at 10:50.5, Wendy OrPAN PIZZA DEALS DON'T COME ANY BETTER THAN THIS. ! PAN PIZZA DEAL Receive a 10" Pan Pizza with your two favorite toppings and 1 litre of Coke for $5.49! Hurry! 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DeWitt commented,44 This team did a fine job of racing hard, and attacking the relay." The other relay team in the race from Parkside finished third with a 4:36.0, that team consisted of Dee Dee Roche, Lisa Majerle, Karen Danner, and Morris. Though no team scores were held in the meet DeWitt thought the team would have placed no lower than third in the meet. He also felt the team was hurt by the fact that several runners were unable to participate due to illness, while a few of those who did run were feeling under the weather. DeWitt added, "This meet showed us what we have to work on this spring if we want to improve by Nationals." Rain, Rain, go away... by Ted Mclntyre Although the Ranger Softball team is undefeated in the last two weeks they will undoubtedly drop down from their number four ranking in the NA1A poll. Undefeated? Thats right, but the Rangers also winnlcss, scoreless, hitlcss and gameless. An early case of April showers has washed out the last 11 games for Parkside, the only competition was a club game last week against U.W.- Milwaukee and although Parkside won, becaule it was club competition the games will not be tallied on the season record. Not playing can have a number of adverse effects on a ballclub. Parkside is currently 6-3 while most other teams in the top 20 have recorded at least 20 games by now. but the washouts hurt more than a ranking as the squad is forced to practice indoors making them unable to hit (other than in a cage) and shag flyballs. Coach Linda Draft is trying to keep her team sharp but knows the layoff hurts, looking on the bright side Draft had this to say, "I guess with all the rain-outs at least our injuries can heal." Rangers gain split in road twinbill from Rangers, p. 12 Langendorf was untouchable, setting down 12 of the next 15 Badger hitters while striking out a total of six. He also got further support from the Ranger offense, as they scored two more runs in the fourth with Neese driving in his third of the game. With Madison being shut do wn by Langendorf, Parksi de was able to cruise the rest of the way for a 8-4 win. The split put Parkside's record at 2-5. as Langendorf evened his record at 1-1, and PI us kola dropped to 0-2. Barring any more weather interruptions, the Rangers will move into one of the busiest sections of their schedule. Starting with today's doublcheaddcr in Chicago, they will play 12 games in ten days, including match-ups with UW-Stevens Point (Sunday) and Northeastern. Ranger Baseball Box: UW-PARKSIDE AT UW-MADISON (GAME 1) Parkside ab r h rbi Madison ab r h rbi Neese 3 1 0 0 O'Neil 4 1 2 2 Klebesadel 4 1 2 2 Vilet 3 2 1 1 Bonofiglio 3 0 0 0 Wolff 2 1 2 0 Gauthier 3 1 1 0 Whitmore 3 1 1 2 Fritsch 2 1 0 0 Koepfcr 2 0 0 1 Thompson 2 0 0 1 Sadowski 4 2 2 2 Wilkc 3 0 1 2 Myers 4 1 1 0 Rcikowski 3 1 0 0 Freitag 3 1 1 1 Keller 2 0 0 0 Brozovich 3 1 2 1 Totals 25 5 4 5 Totals 28 10 12 10 UW-Parkside UW-Madison Madison IP Malecha (W) 5 2/3 Stanich (S) 1 1/3 Parkside IP Pluskota (L 0-2) 2 Lcmmermann 4 0 0 2 - 0 0 3 - 0 -- 5 4 3 1 1 6 -- 0 2 0 - x --10 12 1 H R ER BB SO 4 5 3 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 H R ER BB SO 6 7 6 2 0 6 3 2 2 3 . K wu-—roiAMuc j, mauisono. 2B-Gauthicr,Wilke; Wolff, Whitmorc, Myers. 3B-VilcL HR«Sadowski. SB-CVNeil (2). UVV-PARKSIDE AT UW-MADISON (GAME 2) Parkside ab r h rbi Neese 5 12 3 K l e b c s a d e l 3 0 1 0 Bonofiglio 5 0 0 0 Gauthier 4 0 0 0 Del Rose 2 10 0 Caccioppo 12 0 1 Thompson 3 2 0 0 Dedrick 4111 Rebro 4 12 3 Totals 25 5 4 5 Madison ab r h rbi O'Neil 4 111 Vilet 3 0 2 0 Wolff 4 0 0 1 Whitmorc 3 110 Koepfcr 3 0 11 Sadowski 3 0 0 0 Myers 3 12 1 Freimo 3 0 0 0 Brozovich 3 12 0 Totals 29 4 9 4 UW-Parkside UW-Madison Madison IP Grahn (L) 2 1/3 Borrio 1/3 May lain 4 1/3 Parkside IP Lconhard 2 2/3 Langendorf (W) 4 1/3 R H E 1 0 5 - 2 0 0 - 0 - 8 6 0 0 1 3 - 0 0 0 - 0 -- 4 9 6 H R ER BB 1 4 1 H 4 5 3 3 2 R 4 0 3 3 0 ER 4 0 5 1 0 BB 1 0 SO 2 0 4 SO 1 6 x. ^•°^ ci ^ ) '®rozovich - Wo l ff .Grahn,Maylain. LOB-ParksideII Madison 4. 2B- Neese, Klebcsadel. 3B~0'NeiL HR-Mevers. SB - Neese, Klebesadel; Vilet, Whitmore. y 50$ Tappers $2.75 Pitchers JL xvwf^ eeLl Sff BHI38 g" { Ladies Night |\5 S0i0y0«7l&?*uLtM9 ©J" Your Favorite Music By Your Favorite D.J. I y Try Your Luck At Music Trivia C And Come Join The Locomotion Wit FAMILY COUNSELING CENTER Of Kenosha Psychological & Psychiatric Evaluations Individual & Group Psychotherapy Children's Problems, School Behavior Emotional & Developmental Drug & Alcohol Counseling WE FIX PEOPLE PROBLEMS 1605 Birch Road, Kenosha A certified Mental Health Clinic/Alcohol & Drug Abuse Gay Bloor, M.S.W., Director Julian Newman, M.D., Psychiatrist John Dalton, Ph.D., Psychologist Donald A. Walters, M.S.W. Sue Divito, C.A.D.C. Ill Barb Constantine, B.S., ase Manager - LET US HELP YOU! 551-0566 Dannehl selected to represent the NAIA on U.S. Olympic Commitee by Ted Mclntyre In order to represent the NAIA in Olympic decision making, UWParkside Athletic Director Dr. Wayne Dannehl has been appointed to the Board of Directors of the United Stated Olympic Committee (USOC). Dannehl, who has been athletic director and an associate professor of physical education at Parkside since 1972gained national recognition from the NAIA by designing the National Cross Country course. Parks ide since has hosted the Cross Country Nationals several limes, as well as hosting the NCAA 11 wrestling Championships twice which greately helped in getting Dannehl a scat As far as his responsibilities as a member of the committee, Dannehl will have a wide range of duties. The United States Olympic Committee (USOC) governs and oversees everything dealing with members on the Olympic team to the training sites the athletes will work out in. Many of his duties have not yet been assigned to him. Being elected is an incredible honor as the committee has recently been reduced from about 400 to 100 members. "1 am really looking foreward to it (the Board of Directors) this will definately broaden my experience as it is a great honor for both me and Parkside," said Dannehl. Ranger Thursday, April 5,1990 11 MiCiuauhee Brewers vs. Chicago White So?t at Chicago's Comiskey Park Monday April 9th Join PAB on a bus trip to the last home opener at historical Comiskey Park. For $16.00 you will receive bus ride , food and soda, ticket to the game, and tailgating. For tickets and information contact the Union Information Desk. See the Parkside Men's Baseball Team in their home opener. Sunday April 8th At the Ranger Baseball diamond next to the Phy Ed building Lady Rangers sweep DePaul from Rival, p. 12 had the bases loaded with one out Trailing still by one in the sixth, the Ranger bats came alive when Laura Stock doubled to lead off. Kim Vanderbush moved Stock to third on a single and DePaul intentionally walked Tracy Burback to load the bases and insure a force at all bases. Hosp stepped up and ruined the Blue Demon stragedy by doubling in all three base runners as Parkside would stay out in front for good, taking a 3-1 lead. DePaul had one last chance to come up with a victory in the last inning. With one out and one run already in on a walk and a triple, DePaul's Nancy Lezynski flew out to Laura Stock at center. The pinch runner tagged at third and Stock's throw went wildly up the third base side of home. The ball ricocheted off catcher Livesey's shin guard and bounced off the back stop to Hansen, who was backing up Livesey. Hansen threw to Hosp who was covering home to tag out the pinch runner who must have stood watching instead of running home during the play. The exciting tagout ended the game at 3-2 and upped Parkside's record to 8- 3. "Wc won because of a good rally in the sixth. We are having trouble getting bunts down, and we will need to fix that soon," said Draft. 12 Thursday, April 5. 1990 Ranger S P O R T S Langendorf relieves Rangers to salvage split with Badgers by Ty Webb of the Parkside Ranger The Parkside Ranger Baseball team was finally able tochascaway the rain and the cold on Tuesday as they travelled to Madison to play a doubleheaddcr, their first action since March 13th. After losing six games because of weather, the Rangers came out somewhat shakey in game one against the Badgers. Darrin Pluskota, getting his first start since March 10th, showed some ill effects from the layoff, giving up solo runs in both the first and second as Madison jumped ahead 2-0. Parkside's offense was able to get those runs back in the third as they took advantage of a Badger miscue with a two-out double by Jack Klcbesadel. It was the first hit of the game for the Rangers, coming after an error and a walk put a pair of runners on. Pluskota still struggled though, giving up three hits and a double to open the third. Before the inning was finished, Madison had banged out six runs on seven hits, and Pluskota was replaced by Jeff Lcmmermann. With the score at 8-2, Madison starterJeffMalechamowed through the Ranger lineup, retiring seven straight at one point He was staked to a 10-2 lead in the fifth as the Badgers capitalized on a pair of Ranger errors for two insurance runs as they cruised into the sixth. Those runs proved to be important ones, as parkside mounted a rally in the top of the sixth. After Klebesadel singled to lead off the inning, Brian Gauthier hit a oneout double, followed by a Gary Fritsch walk to load the bases. The umpiring crew showed some signs of rust on the next play, as Mart: Thompson was robbed of an apparent two-run double on a ball which was called foul down the third base line. Films show the ball hit about two feet inside of the line, but the home plate umpire, who later said he was screned from the play, ruled the ball hitoutsideof fair territory. On the ensuing at bat, Thompson hit a fly ball which was deep enough to score Klebesadel, but instead pf having runners at second and third with one out and the score 10-4, Parkside was faced with a 10-3 deficit with runners on first and second and two outs. Ron Wilke brought Fritsch and Gauthier home with a double to right-center on the next pitch, and Parkside trailed by five at 10-5. That would be as close as they would get, as Badger reliever Jim Stanich set the Rangers down in order in the seventh as Madison held on in the opener. Ranger hi tiers picked up where they left off in game two, scoring five times in the third on a string of four consecutive hits. Two walks and a hit batter loaded the bases with one out to start the rally, followed by the hit parade with singles by Stan Dedrich and Dave Rcbro, and doubles by Ken Neese and Klebesadel. By the end of the onslaught, Parkside had jumped to a 6-1 lead. Steve Lconhard started on the mound in game two, and he was hit hard in the third as Madison climbed back into the contest with a threerun third. Tom O'Neil keyed the inning with a RBI triple, followed by consecutive singles by Jim Whitmaore and Larry Kopfer. Coach Red Oberbrunner went to the bull pen and brought in Dan Langendorf, who ended the Badger uprising with a strikeout to hold he t Ranger lead at 6-4. From then on, see Split, p. 10 Kilps named Coach of the Year Special tp the Ranger The Wisconsin Soccer Coaches Association has selected UW-Parkside's Rick Kilps as the 1989 Coach of the Year. The award was announced at the W.S.C. 14th Annual Convention in Madison, Wisconsin. The association has a membership of youth, club, high school, college, and adult league coaches. Hie award is for contributions to the game of soccer and the promotion of growth and development of soccer. This past season, Kilps was named NAIA District Coach of the Year and Area Coach of the Year. The UWP team finished the fall season withan 18-4-1 record. They were eliminated from the NAIA playoffs by a 2-1 overtime score in the regional championship game. Hie Rangers sea a school record with 17 shut-outs this year. UWP Ranger Coach Rick Kilps finished the season ranked 10th in the country in the NAIA National Poll. In Kilps' six year tenure at Parkside, he has produces an 89- 32-13 record with 66 shut-outs. He has coached 17 Ail-Americans and three Senior Bowl members in this span. The Rangers have also recorded five District Championships, one Regional Crown, and four Regional Runner-Up spots. Kilps previously coached at Aurora University in Illionois before coming to Parkside. In his 13 years of coaching (six at UWP) he has put together a 156-71-23 record and has never coached a losing season. Kilps played his college soccer here at Parkside, and is a native of Milwaukee where he played with the Polonia Soccer Club. During his college career, he also played with the Racine Soccer Club. He received his Masters of Education from Bowling Green State University in Ohio. Women take pair of one-run games against Chicago rival by Ted Mclntyre Karen Livesey and Beth Hansen each went the distance against DePaul to record one run victories for the women's Softball team in football-like weather. In game one of the doubleheader, with the score tied at one in the fourth, Sue Palubicki reached second on a two-base error. Wendy Sackman then singled. With runners on the comers. Palubicki was picked off third, but Sackman was able to move to third in the rundown. Pam Hosp came through with a single to score Sackman to give the Rangers a 2-1 .advantage that stuck for the rest of the contest. Parkside struggled to move runners as they left seven on base in game one. "DePaul is a big rival," said coach Linda Draft. "It was a good game but we left too many runners on base." Parkside got the victory on a strong outing from Livesey (now 3-1) who gave up just four hits, striking out three with no walks. The Ranger defense was also tough, committing no errors to DePaul's four. In game two DePaul wasted no time jumping out to a 1 -0 lead in the first inning. In the fourth inning Parkside fought its way out of a jam, allowing no runs after DePaul see Lady Rangers, p. 11 Kim Vanderbush slides in safely against the Blue Demons Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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Rage 5 In Snsu1ii Price and DuChene move on to NCAANationals- Division I. Page 12 , Thursday, March 8, 1990 Vol. XVIII. No. 22 Monday'sabortion debate brings forth a great deal ofheated discussion by Dan Cbiappetta audience an idea on where they News Editor stand. A discussioo among six "There are two extreme ,.eIisIs was the cause of mucb positions. Onepositionwouldbave iligreementMonday nightat the abortion available under any 1JIiversity of Wisconsin Parkside circumstances at any time during IJailI Cinema. An audience of the pregnancy forwhateverreason, .300 people contributed to regardless of the age of the women, te cause of controversy and minor with or without parental isagreemenL concent; that's one extreme, Speakingin,favor of Pro-life abortion on demand. The other is .CaroIKonendick,directorof abortion never," said Vergeront. I'nlUfeCoaIition;Sue Vergeront, "The fact is that human life begins _leJ!eselllative; and Dr. Monte at conception. Whose rights should Uebnan, director of Birth Rigbt. prevail. rights of the unborn to grow Speaking in favor of Pro-choice and developorrights of the mother 1m Sevelll Austin, director of to control the destiny of her body? !IlmedParenthood;JosephStrohl, In the case of an abortion there is • IICII8IOr; and Dr. Walter. another individual to consider." 1IIan, a retired Kenosha doctor. "In the most recent polls in Bill Guy ofWGTD-FM radio Wisconsin, 60% believe that .. Ibe moderator who tried to government should not get bcp Ibe audience in good terms. involved, government should not Each individual started with take away the right of choice," said • ~g statement, giving the Strohl. "The groups that are TYME machine coming to-UW-Parkside Union in late April by Ken Sc:hub Staff Writer Ileginnmg in late April, UW· ~llIUdents,faculty,staff,and -will have access to a TYME ~ teller machine (A1M) Will be located in the UW· - Union near the north lIlIIace of the building. 1Cenosba Savings and Loan AIsociation is the financial ~ thatconttacted with the . However, the UW- ~ Union will not benefit y from the contract. Ie Users of the TYME A 1M will able to make cash withdrawals ~cbeckingOrsavingsaccounts. ~ts into their checking Ihiogs accounts, receive cash from and payments to credit card accounts. or check their account balances. The machine will accept cards from many A 1M networks. Student reaction has been very positive to the upcoming installation of the A 1M in the Union. "I think it will be very convenient for all the students," said Deanna wargolet, UW- Parkside student "I'm sure it will save me a few trips into town," said Jeff Kmdrai, a student living in the residence hails. - "I think that it will benefit students. especially those living in housing that don't have cars.' said, Tricia Breu, also living in housing. The A1M will not only be useful to users who hold TYME suggesting and trying to get government to place restrictions on the right of a woman to make a choice I think are recognizing that the battle is a losing one and that it may be time tochange the stategy." "In our world. right here in America, we value and protect the rights of the individual. The question of when the human rights of an individual begin are based on the answer of the question, 'when does life of the individual begin?' Not when we think it begins, or when we want it to begin, orwhen we find it convenient to actually begin," said Liebman. "I believe thegovemmenthasaproperroleto perform wben itcomes toprotecting life in our nation," "This is not a medical or biological question, it's a moral and ethical question. It is less dangerous tohave a confident early abortion than itis to have a baby, in cards, which are primarily issued by Wisconsin financiai institutions, but to customers of out-of-state banks as well. "The machine will be able to accept TYME. Honor, Shazam, Magic Line, Money Network. Fast Bank, and Instant Cash cards." said Kelly Nielsen of Kenosha Savings and Loan. This will not be the first time that a TYME machine was on campus. In the spring of 1980, UW.Parkside was the first UW System school to have an ATM. First NationaI of Racine (currently Bank One) installed a TYME machine in thesame location where the new one will be located, but the machine was removed during the Continued on page 3 Pro-choice advocate Dr. Waker RaI1aD speaks at debate talking about the welfare of the mother," said Rattan. "I believe that the human body of the child is so importantlhat we must repeat iL Yes. it (the unborn child) is human. Yes. it descry the basic human right, the right life," explained KonendicI<, a 19: UW·Parkside graduate. CODlinued on Pllllf uw -Parkside studeDt DSiDI TYME at a IotaI bull Pro-choice, pro-life results in pro-argument in Cinema Continued from page 1 heated up. mvolved inthedeclSions of women must be recipricated to those that "The heart of the pro-choice Many questions were directed and thedecision ofchoice. Pro-life come after, regardless to how their pervisionistherespectforwomen, to Austin and her Planned argued that human life begins at liveswerebegunorwhetheranyone the respect for the positions they Parenthood organization. conception, and the unborn have wanted them in this world or not," take,themora1decisionstheymake. An audience member rights and should be legally added Liebman. "Respect However, the diffICulty in these challenged Austin. "~would like_ protected. everyones fl1'Sthuman right, the situations, both in caring of the to do some cha1lengmg. Woula Is ahortion equivalent to right to life. pregnancy and in the rermination, you be wi1Iing toput in your lo~by murder? "A decision to make Another issue brought up was is that they must have the right," a full set of fetal models showlDg between the life ofadearly beloved the bill in the legislature requiring said Austin. "I cannot -as an thedevelopmentstageoftheunborn spouse, child, parent, brother or minors to get parenla/ consent for individual have any control over child during the nine months of sister. If you have to make achoice abortions. my life if someone else controls pregnanacy? I will be wi1Iing to between the life of that person and "It'scleatlyoneofafourpart my fertility. My fertility in the come up with the money," atwo weekorsix week old embryo. national strategy to take away from beating of children is the most Austin's response was a how long would you really have to aU women the righttochoice," said fundamenla/ right I have. Ifllose disgusted ''00." stop and think? Some people Strohl. that right, I have lost that right I A woman asked Austin, perhaps a long time; most of us I Pro-life members believe that have lost aU rights as a person."' "Where did those back alley think not too long. To me that the bill protects the family and its During the panelists' opening abortionistgo when Roe vs. Wade indicates it's not really quite tile rights. Pro-choice believes that the _ statements and discussions the - passed. Did they hang up their same thing as murder," added - bill is the first step to eliminate all audience showed their disgust and shingles and stan performing in Rattan. abortion.' approval, while Guy was trying to theirownclinicoraretheyworkiDg "A factor that is taken for Thecrowdofabout300people keep the audience from getting out for you today." . granted that cannot be measured in contributed to the panel discussion of hand. Austin responded by ~ymg, democracy is. called reciprical properiyandinproperiybyshouting Whenaudiencememberswere "It'sreallya~wlowh.ereto~ght." respect. When it COllies to and laughing. The majority of the given the opportunity to ask Pro-choice panelists believed fundamenla/sofhuman rights, the audience leaned toward the pro- questions, the panel discussion that government should not get rights that-are afforded one person life stance. 2 Thursday, March 8, 1990 Ra n g er OPInion Lack of contract causes illness . If you noticed that an area of the campus wasn't quite as clean as It usually is, or if you happened to walk into one of the many empty campus offices on Tuesday, then the effort was a~. All across ~ state classifiedemployees(janilorial,maiDtainance,Cle~,~lC.)mystenouslY called insick. Thisoutbreakof"blueou"wasanacbonm~to~ failure of the state and the WisconsiD State Employees Umon (mcluding UW.Parkside Loca12l80) to reach a suitable contract agreemenL The union members' contract expired June 30 of last year. This is a classic example of how our bureaucrntic system works. We have unions workingtoproteet therightSofthemembersandmanagem~nt trying to make cuts where they can. We comp1aiD~ taxes ~ too hi~h and then we ask for increaseS in state funded areas. It ISa two sided com with negative outcomes on both sides. .: The key problem seems to be the bergaining procedure. The umon bargaiDiDgcommiuee met with the governor last week and was unable to reach a suitable agreement, and the governor has so far refused to discuss the matter any furtha. This was a mistake on the part of the .state. Discussion is the only way a solution can be reached. They are go~g !ll end up having another bargaiDiDgmeeting eventually. Hopefully It ':"'lll take place before more drastic measures are taken that would result 10 a loss for both sides. The key problem in any labor dispute is the lack of p~ communicatioo, and proper communication is the only way to solve thiS type of situatioo. Both sides must be patient and consider aU the factors on both sides of the argwnentand be willing to acceptsomelhing less than what they went in asking for. Compromise is the only solution. There would be no need for dIastic actions such as the outbreak of blue Ou if bergaiDing teams on both sides would remember that they are there to bargain. Lack of tampons causes problems To tbe editor: We women at UW·Parkside are really mad. About half of the tampon machines don't work. Last semester, ALL ofthemwereemply. When the Women's Center called the Physical Plant Building, the staff explained that _someone had I been breaking into all of the machines. They were going tofit machines with protective devices, I but until then they had decided to leave the machines empty. And the machines stayed empty for abouttwomonths! Asifnoneofus wouldhaveourperiodsinthattime. -This semester, there are still no proteetivedevices. However,about half of the machines aren't protected. It's hard toknow which ones are stocked. Andthere'sonly ten minutes between classes togo bathroom-hopping, sean:hing for tampons. Tampons are like toilel paper.lfthebattUoomsdidn'tha ve toilet paper, most people ~d be upset. When will someone do something about this? Lori Flynn •Editorial: 553-2287 anger, !a~r~_~1~e~, ~!!!~i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 6, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Symposium 1972 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document CSC calls for a STRIKE The Concerned Students Coalition, a loosely knit student organization, has called for a strike to end the war. As NEWSCOPE goes to press plans call for a strike to begin at the Student Activities Building on Monday, April 24, at 10:00 A.M. A representative of CSC informed NEWSCOPE that students are asked to boycott classes beyond Monday, in order to participate in the strike activities. No concrete plans had yet been laid for actions beyond the Monday strike, however NEWSCOPE was informed by CSC members that "students should stay away from classes for the week." The CSC has expressed the hope that members from other area colleges and technical schools will also participate in Monday's strike. The call for a strike at UWP is seen as a sign of support for other campuses around the country who have initiated student strikes and demonstrations prior to the National Peace Action Coalition's mass marches in New York City and Los Angeles held on April 22. Activities on other campuses thus far have resulted in several clashes with police, though the extent of the campus unrest is unlikely to reach the mammoth proportions which followed the 1970 incursion into Cambodia. That strike resulted in the closing or major disruption of normal activities on over 500 campuses throughout the U.S. Concrete plans for more c a m p u s a n t i - w a r demonstrations were expected to be made on Monday. Mr* 1.1.1.1.1. NOTE The Electric Last Minute is a new feature. Any Parkside club, organization, or group wishing to place a new item in this column is asked to present the typed copy to Paul Lomartire in care of the Newscope Offices before 4 p.m. on each Thursday for the following Tuesday edition. WOMEN TO DISCUSS DAY CARE Parkside's Woman's Caucus is sponsoring a question-answer session about the Day Care Center on Wednesday, April 26th, at 4:30 p.m. at the Parkside Baptist Church. Eileen Hansen will be the guest speaker. The church is located on Highway E just east of Wood Road. ZERO POPULATION TO DISCUSS EARTH WEEK Parkside's Zero Population Growth will hold a meeting on Thursday, April 27th, at 3:00 p.m. in Room 141 at the Kenosha Campus. The discussion will encompass ZPG Earth Week activities and the planning of projects for the rest of the semester. All interested individuals are invited to attend. AUDITIONS Parkside's Activities Board will be holding auditions for the Whiteskellar. Parkside students wishing to audition for the coffeehouse should contact Kim Rudat in Room 217 in Tallent Hall. POT PEOPLE TO PLAN OFFENSIVE As part of the grassroots movement to leaglize pot, the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML), is holding a heady conference in the countryside, a stone's throw from Washington, D.C., to plan strategy for the 1972-73 campus pot offensive. The week-end conference, planned for early August, is free to all interested persons, with food and music provided. (Note: Paul Lomartire had nothing to do with those "pot puns", that's the way they sent it. P.L.) On Thursday, April 27th at 7:00 p.m., and on Tuesday, May 2nd at 7:00 p.m. at Parkside Village, Building 2, apartment 202, you will have the chance to experience, in possibly a new way, what interpersonal communication can be about. The group will be intentionally limited in size for the sake of cohesiveness; therefore, if you are interested, make early contact with Steve Bangert or Wendy Musich, Room 135, extension K42. University of Wisconsin - Parkside free Volume 6 Number 15 April 24, 1972 SYMPOSIUM 1972 "Symposium 1972," a 10-day series of programs on contemporary issues sponsored by the University of Wisconsin- Parkside Student Government Association (SGA), will begin Monday evening, April 24, at the UW-P campus. The symposium will open Monday night with a program on penal institutions and conclude Monday, May 8, with programs geared around Black Culture Day including a talk by Julian Bond. In between, programs will consider urban concerns, w o m e n ' s l i b e r a t i o n , contemporary theater, political organizing, and a 24-hour film festival. Featured attractions will include Theatre X and Racine's Cell Block Circus Players. All programs except the film festival are free to the public according to SGA president Dean Loumos. The opening program on penal reform will feature the Cell Block Circus Players, who have toured Wisconsin correctional institutions and some in New York presenting satirical reviews whose penal reform message is delivered through laughter. The Players will then join John Jude of Racine's Project Acceptance, a program of ex-convict rehabilitation, in a panel discussion. The evening program will begin at 7:30 in the Greenquist Hall Whiteskellar. On Tuesday, April 25, at the same time and place, a panel discussion on "Model Structures for Community Organizing" will feature the Rev. John Murtaugh, head of Racine's Office of Urban Concerns, and representatives of Racine's Urban League and Southside Revitalization Corp. Women's programs will occupy the Greenquist Hall during the day and evening of Wednesday, April 26, beginning at 10:30 a.m. with panel discussions on women's health by members of the Women's Health Collective in Madison in room 111 and women and the church by UW-P faculty member Carole Vopat, Sister Cathy Gibbon of the UW-P Campus Ministry and others in room D-123. Alternative Life Styles will be discussed by the Madison Women's Collective at 11:30 in room 108, and tapes of speeches by Gloria Steinem, Susan Davis and Arvonne Eraser will be heard and discussed at noon in room 108. In the afternoon, Racine attorney Elisheva Schwartz will discuss Women and Legal Issues at 1:30 in D-103; UW-P students will present play readings of Claire Booth Luce's "Doll's House 1970" and Sylvia Plath's "Three Women" at 3:30 in the Whiteskellar; UW-P students and staff, a Racine nurse, and a member of the Madison Abortion Committee will discuss Abortion — Pro and Con at 3:30 in D-123; and a tour and description of the privatelyoperated Parkside Day Care Center will be given at 4:30 at the center on Hy. E. Poems "by, for and about women" read by Parkside students and staff will conclude Wednesday's programs at 7:30 in the Whiteskellar. The first week's activities will (Continued on Page 4) Senator Nelson addresses 400 The Issue is Ecology by Mike Kite of the Newscope staff "So in my judgement the most important thing that has happened in the history of the environment is that the issue has become, in the past three years, part of the political dialogue in the country." The above spoken by one of the men who were responsible for making ecology an isrsue, Senator Gaylord Nelson (D. Wis.). The senator, who originated Earth Day in 1970, spoke to nearly 400 people Wednesday evening at Parkside. Senator Nelson expressed satisfaction at the growing concern for our environment. "It is interesting to note that in 1968 while campaigning for the Presidency none of the candidates gave a single speech on the environment. How did it get to be an issue in lVz years? Because President Nixon had heard and felt the rumblings of his constituents. Legislatively, things are moving faster than ever before." "The object of Earth Day was not to educate the public because I felt they were already concerned. My real concern was to inform the public officials that this is an issue of political importance." After complementing the independent ecology groups, Sen. Nelson stressed the need for coordinating the individual efforts by national and international organization. He went on to say that the first international ecological conference to be held in Stockholm, Sweden, was scheduled for June. Sen. Nelson, an alternate delegate to the convention, said, "what will come of the conference nobody can predict, but it is good that we are finally getting together to discuss the problem." One of the most successful ecological organizations in the U.S., The Environmental Defense Fund (EDF), received the senator's praise. Two of their greatest victories were stopping construction of the Florida Barge Canal, and the banning of DT in Wisconsin. A subject of which few people are aware, the ecological destruction of South Vietnam, was then approached by the Senator. He explained that 10 per cent of South Vietnam's agricultural land had been destroyed, and that 25 per cent of the population had been left homeless, thanks to the advanced methods of warfare used by the U.S. Army. "South Vietnam would be better off losing to North Vietnam, than winning with us." Sen. Nelson recently introduced a bill in Congress which calls for a full scale study of the environmental damage to Vietnam. (Continued on Page 4) Senator Nelson speaking at Parkside Page 2 NEWSCOPE April 24,1972 LETTERS Some notes on a new feature; some clarifications on old rumors. Recently NEWSCOPE initiated a new feature, the Electric Last Minute. It's a column devoted strictly to campus events; the information contained in it is forwarded to us by the people who desire publicity for their organization. We don't go out and get the information ourselves because we don't have the personnel. Two reasons for the Electric Minute: l) because NEWSCOPE is a STUDENT newspaper, and therefore has the obligation to print campus events and highlights. 2) because we must prove to the University that NEWSCOPE is capable of printing all their press releases. Presently, Student Activities is subsidizing a pamphlet called Parkside Today. It is composed of two paid staff members; printing costs are paid by the University. We feel that the funds funneled into Parkside Today could be put to better use in NEWSCOPE. We don't like the idea of being recognizee University newspaper only to discover the University is publishing its own official newsletter. Such a condition leads to redundancy. Both papers print the same news releases, at least now we are, so what's the sense of continuing Today? NEWSCOPE desperately needs staff writers and reporters, it also desperately needs money. Now that it is our policy to print all campus events, etc., we ask Student Activities to please re-evaluate the status of Parkside Today. We could use the new staffers, and we could use whatever money goes into printing Today. We're answering our critics, now it's time they answered us. Old rumors: 1) No one on NEWSCOPE is paid, absolutely no one and absolutely nothing. 2) We are not subsidized by tax dollars in any way; we received $2,000 through SGA from fund 128 (composed of student fees) to write off some bad debts, but that is all. • * • This week NEWSCOPE is featuring an interview with Kim Rudat, President of the Activities Board. It's an engaging interview in which the reporter brings out many significant points concerning PAB. The interview points out the successful activities the PAB has produced in the past year: the concerts, the Whiteskellar, the Nickelodeon. But it also surfaces a few glaring faults inherent to the structure of the PAB. Perhaps, the biggest structural deficiency concerns student input. No polls are taken to discover student preferences in entertainment. This, as was explained, is partly due to student apathy, a disease with which every organization on campus is painfully familiar. Since PAB's funds are allocated from fund 128 (student fees) it would seem that a more concerted effort could be made to discover how the student would like to see his money used. This also raises an interesting question: Why must a student pay twice to attend an event. NEWSCOPE was told that the PAB uses student fees to finance its ventures. This seems to be at least a little incongruous, though there can be good, financial reasons for it. Perhaps ticket prices are lowered for this reason. And if PAB is financed through student fees alone, their unequivocable purpose should therefore be to provide entertainment for the students who are paying for it. Apathy at Parkside is growing faster than the campus iteslf, everyone knows this, so it is only reasonable that alternative methods be utilized in conducting polls, perhaps elections also. One possibility could be the implementation of a poll at registration time. Perhaps the PAB could draw up a list of groups which in their collective opinion, would represent student preferences: Put any group or troupe of performers on the list which in their opinion would interest studegts enough to attend the performance; allow a student to write in his own preferences if not included on the list. But do this at registration time, include an initial list of performers, leave space for write-ins, and place it in the registration packet. Perhaps many people will not bother to fill in the form, but it seems reasonable that a large number will. Certainly, PAB is interested in student input, indeed they must be since they use student fees taken from student tuition. Certainly, this fact will have an affect on student input. B E E R Join The Brotherhood of Hamm's critical of godfather' Dear Sirs, I had always figured in all my prudity that sexual intercourse between two human beings was a very beautiful, rather sacred act and that it had the respect of the majority of persons . . . enough so that its privacy would be kept somewhat intact. But I am behind times it seems. I so concluded after watching "The Godfather" the other night. As one of the ladies in "The Godfather" was being bred by one of the bad guys, the thought crossed my mind that the producer of the film was something of a parallel to a farmer breeding his stock. The end result, of c ourse, was not a batch of piglets, just entertainment. So there we sat, me and the fans, and we watched the lady being bred with even less than the detachment of a crowd watching a baseball game. At least the. baseball fans care enough to cheer. My problem must be that I don't take the time to see enough movies and am therefore unjustifiably shocked at actions and filthy language that are evidently now a days socially acceptable. I am told that sex is in all flicks now but to a lesser degree in the "G" pictures. Perhaps I ought to work up to those films rated "R" by starting with one a little less racy, nice "G" rated stuff like "Love Story". There, I am told, in the primary love scene the guy who we observe rolling in the hay is a nice boy, his partner being a nice girl. And since they are both nice kids,' watching them do their thing is infinitely more tasteful. Yes, that must be the way to work up. But darn it, as much as I would like to be associated with the socially enlightened folks by learning to dig that stuff, I just don't think I can. I am past the point of no return. To me sex is more than a mere biological function and my mind is absolutely set in the belief that the sex act is beautiful and sacred. Its casual public display in such movies as "The Godfather" (and movies like "Love Story" for that matter which was apparently an otherwise very beautiful movie) might be socially acceptable but stripping the sex act of its privacy and diminishing it by doing so is both pitiable and distressing. Why people wish to propagate the distruction of six by the eradication of its privacy is a concept most difficult to grasp. But "The Godfather" was objectionable on more than just the bastardization of sex. Equally objectionable was the violence which constituted another of the primary focal points of the movie. What is extremely difficult to understand is the fact that the American public can be so vehemently opposed to the war iin Viet Nam on the grounds of its inhumanity only to turn around and pack the theaters to enjoy a display of unparagoned sadistic cruelty. The public cries for peace but action does indeed speak louder than mere words. The swelling box office sales of "The Godfather" points to the unparalleled hypocracy of the members of our society, both young and old alike. Peace be with you, one and all. Sincerely, Robert Flood P.S. This letter was written in crude style so as not to wander too dreadfully far from the spirit of Newscope, but thanks for the opportunity for a low cut. My bluntness makes me wonder if yo u'll publish this thing, but I suppose you will if y ou are at all fair. dean shows no respect To the Editor: Undoubtedly some of you have had enough antiadministration — pro-student literature to last a lifetime. Others may agree that there hasn't been really enough. My name is Tom Ford and I consider myself somewhere in the middle. I am in no way part of Dick Nixon's silent majority and on the other hand I have no desire to be a Parkside student leader. While not leading in the Parkside struggle for student rights I have decided to support the battle. I have made up my mind to participate physically instead of just vocally over a CAMPUS EVENTS WEDNESDAY, APR. 26 Recital: Student joint recital featuring Fred Hermes, bassoon, and Joyce Richards, piano, will be presented at 8 p.m. in Room 103 Greenquist.Hall. Free. THURSDAY, APR. 27 Films: Nickelodeon program featuring Laurel and Hardy films will be held at noon in the Greenquist Whiteskellar sponsored by the Student Activities Office. Adm. 5 cents. Concert: The UW-P Chamber Singers will present a free public concert at 8 p.m. in Room 103 Greenquist Hall. SGA Meeting: SGA panel discussion, Greenquist 101, 7:00 - 10 p.m. FRIDAY, APR. 28 Archeology Lecture: Northwestern University Archeologist Stuart Struever will lecture at 8 p.m. in Room 101 Greenquist Hall on his excavations at the southern Illinois Koster Indian site. Free. Sponsored by the Social Science Division. Poetry Reading: Parkside Poetry Forum will sponsor a reading by Allen Cave of Racine at 7:30 p.m. in the Greenquist Whiteskellar. Free. Film: Feature film "Charley" will be seen under sponsorship of the Student Activities Office at 8 p.m. in the Activities Building. Adm. 75 cents. UW-P and Wis. ID required. Coloquium: Colloquium for students-faculty. Greenquist 101, 2:30-4:00 p.m. SATURDAY, APR. 29 Casino Party: Philanthropists Club will sponsor a Casino Party with live entertainment from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. in the Student Activities Building Adm. chg. UW-P and Wis. ID required. Kenosha Alumni Founders Day: UW Alumni Club of Kenosha will hold its annual Founders Day dinner beginning at 6 p .m. at the Kenosha Union Club. Speaker will be Sen. William Proxmire. Tickets are $6 50 per person and are available on campus from Steve Stephens, Rita Tallent and Charles Kugel. SUNDAY, APR. 30 Artists Series Concert: Pianist Carmen Vila, UW-P artist-inresidence, will present the season's final University Artists Series Concert at 4 p.m. in Greenquist Hall. Gen. adm. $1, students 50 cents! children 12 and under free. Poetry Reading: UW-P student poets will present a reading at 2 p m at the Kenosha Public Museum THE END MAY 20,21 tenth glass of beer. About a month and a half ago I was part of a group of concerned students attempting to persuade Asst. Chancellor Dearborn (student services) to set up a group which would make suggestions to him before he made decisions affecting the student body. After a few rounds of discussion Mr. Dearborn presented the following plan: A board (name to be decided upon) was to be set up consisting of a pproximately ten people. Seven were to be students representing as wide a variety of the Parkside population as possible. The others were to be chosen from the faculty and university workers. I was tb be one of the students. The first meeting was to take place before Easter vacation. I was not contacted before Easter vacation or as of now, the Newscope deadline, two weeks after the break. I take this as both a personal offense and a "Social" offense. Personally because it shows a lack of respect for me and socially because it shows a lack of respect for the student body of which I am a part. For those of you who agree, I urge you to make an appointment with Mr. Dearborn to ask him for an explanation. For those who disagree or distrust me, I urge you to also make an appointment with Mr. Dearborn and ask for a reply to what I have said. Thanks, Tom Ford gruhl puts down sga pres. ,n-scope To the Editor: In the April 10th issue of your paper you printed an interview with the President of Parkside's S t u d e n t G o v e r n m e n t Association and one of his Senators — 94 column inches. Wow! . . . That's more space than you give to the entire Faculty in a semester of NEWSCOPE. There are several things in that lengthy interview which call for some candid comment, to wit: 1. The President of SGA let us UWIOOfl "Don't believe everything you read." Jim Koloen, Paul Lomartire, Brian Ross, Mike Kite, Mike Stevesand, Tom Paradise, Cleta Skovronski, Wolfgang Salewski, Kathy Rasch, "Red" Widely, Roscoe Humus, Sifton Winnow, /&.> X. Sasion, Rombert Freebag, Bruce Badley. PHONES: Editorial Business 553-2496 553-2498 Newscope is an independent student newspaper composed by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside puolished weekly except during vacation periods. Student obtained advertising funds are the sole Source of revenue for the operation of Newscope. 5,000 c opies are printed' and distributed throughout Ihe Kenosha and Racine communities as well as the University. Free copies are available upon request. Deadline for all manuscripts and photographs submitted to Newscope is 4:30 p.m. the Thursday prior to publication. Manuscripts must be typed and double-spaced. Unsolicited manuscripts and photographs may be reclaimed within 30 days after the date of submissio, after which they become the property of Newscope, Ltd. The Newscope office is located in the Student Organizations building, intersection of Highway A and Wood Road. TO THE EDITOR April 24/ 1972 NEWSCOPE Page 3 know that he is carrying "only one credit". Well ... I think it's fair to ask . . . What is that young man's "mission" at Parkside? • To get an education? By taking one credit a semester? Nuts! With such zeal and glacial speed he will be older on his graduation day than I will be on mine . . . and I'm already over thirty. Now I know that there is more to becoming educated than just the academics but if the major extra-curricular activity of a one-credit student is to see how much discontent he can generate around the campus, then he is just dissipating his own energy and wasting the time of a lot of people. The last thing any student body needs is that kind of distractive "help". A one-credit guy with a lot to say reminds me of a fellow with one share of stock trying to tell American Motors how to build cars. He also reminds me of the fellow who went to Mayo Clinic with a sprained ankle and proceeded to tell them how to run the institution. (They gave him castor oil.) 2. The Senator in the interview is quoted as saying, "The Administration told us to shut up or they'd use things from the files that they have on us . . . At that point we cut off communications with them." So, I think it's reasonable to ask . . . Now what on earth would they possibly have in the files that would cause outspoken fellows like you to pull in your horns? . . . especially when the President of SGA says in the interview, "We do everything in the open, everything is above board." 3. Another quote from the President's remarks. . ."They got a guy over there who's a booking agent . . . Now what the hell. . . They won't even let us pick out our own bands." Speaking as a long-time taxpayer and as a student who earns and pays for his own tuition for ten credits . . . Hear this! ... As a dues-paying member of the good old Establishment I accept the responsibility of helping to pay two-thirds of the cost to help you get a college education and even contribute to a subsidy for NEWSCOPE but your precocious assumption that we also owe you your entertainment while you are at school makes my buttocks tired. I can understand the need of providing entertainment for children ... or for the poor kids like those out at Southern Colony . . . But you're adults who can go anyplace and do as you please and it's tirpe for you to accept the responsibilities of adulthood . . . such as picking up the check for your own entertainment. If you can buy the beer you can pay the piper. Parenthetically, last Spring I saw a Parkside activity that really teed me off. The Student Pampering Department put on a party on the Tallent Hall parking lot which was to be the Grand Finale for the school year. Big circus tent . . out-oftown band . . . snow fences up ... It must have cost the people of Wisconsin a few thousand dollars to put on that "entertainment" for you. About 250 to 300 showed up. If the school has that kind of money to wallow in they should spend it on scholarships or salaries. It's no wonder that the University System had budget troubles. If the Pampering Department puts on another fiasco like that this Spring I'm going to invite a couple of Regents here to watch the money go down the drain. (End of parenthetical statement. . . Now back to the interview.) 4. One more thing (I should be typing a term paper instead of this!) The Pres of SGA called attention to the fact that "We were only elected by 17 per cent of the student body." . . . and then inferred that the other 83 per cent are, as he put it, "Anyone who doesn't have an opinion is worthless." Listen! . . . Has it ever occurred to you that many of the 83 per cent who, by their abstinence elected not to vote, might have been "Voting NO!" to what you have to offer? If you really think that the majority of Parkside students consider themselves as being depressed, pushed-around and disgruntled . . . then you've probably been reading too much NEWSCOPE. Very likely you supplied some of the copy. As for myself . . . When 50 per cent or more of the full-time students . . . even 40 per cent, maybe . . . find enough things to become concerned about (other than their studies) and get out and vote, then I will promptly and gladly recognize those elected as truly representing the student body. But this time-consuming business of having what I consider as almost being "nonstudents" running around, sounding-off and butting in where their "help" is not needed and trying to advise in areas in which they have no qualifications . . . all under the guise of representing the student, is simply ridiculous. One final quote from the Pres of SGA. . . "They'll listen to us but if they don't agree they won't do what we say." Now isn't that too bad! But that's life, fellows . . . and the quicker you learn that you must know more than the dog does if you're going to teach the dog tricks, the better off you will be. Anyhow, Mr. Pres, good luck with that one credit . . . don't let the burden of it get you down. Stay with it! Arthur M. Gruhl P.S. The foregoing remarks do not pertain to those Senators and others who were elected and who are trying to do something constructive around here. COZY COMFORTABLE DIN ING WINDJAMMER ^TENDERLOIN S TEAK f • STEAKS • SEA FOOD • COCKTAILS 'Serving Daily From 5:00 P.M. 658-2177 • CAPTAIN'S C ABIN R OOM FOR P RIVATE P ARTIES FREE FAC ILITIES WITH OUR CATERING . . . FROM 20 TO 100 4601 7th AVE. - KENOSHA "OFFERING HIGH QUALITY AT REASONABLE PRICES, THE WINDJAMMER DESERVES ITS POPULARITY" — HERBERT KUBLY "WONDERFUL FOOD" — SENATOR PROXM|RE WATCHES' Rolcx - Accutron Ultrachron • Longine Bui ova - Movado Caravel le - Timex LeCoultre PERFUMES France's FSne.t - Perfumes and Colognes REPAIR DEPT. Watches - Jewelry Diamond Setting Complete Repair Dept. Ring Designing Craduate Gemologist-Certified Diamontologist, Vl-X SBI7 St* Ava. It does make a difference where you shop! % Discount to students and Faculty with \.Q SILVERWARE Diana Intermezzo Wallace • Lunt Iteed <> B arton Sheffield - etc. BRIDAL REGISTRY CRYSTAL Tiffon - Orrefora Seneca - Lalique Royal Worcester ed note: A few clarifications concerning Mr. Gruhl's letter: We gave 94 col inches to the Dean Loumos interview because this is a .STUDENT newspaper, not a faculty newsletter. 2) NEWSCOPE is in no way subsidized by the University, we received a $2,000 subscription 'through SGA (to pay off debts) from fund 128 which is composed of student fees, not Mr. Gruhl's hard earned tax dollar. 3) Dean did in no way imply that we (students) were "owed" entertainment while at school; he merely voiced the wish for Student Activities Board programs and concerts to bemore in line with what students were interested in. (instead of bringing a flamenco dancer to UWP, why not do as the Carthage Activities Board did, bring in the Byrds, bring more representatives of the youth culture. 4) I have no idea what Mr. Gruhl means by "Student Pampering Dept." putting on a "grand finale" party. If he means the END i take exception to his statement. The END does not represent "pampering", its purpose is to bring students together for one last time, to possibly have a good time after sweating through finals. If Mr. Gruhl, as he implies, is against having fun occasionally, I suggest he submit his resignation to 'the human race. 5) At the last CCC meeting, the requirement for election to SGA office was stipulated as "student". It does not, at least as yet, stipulate any minimum credit loads. Perhaps Mr. Gruhl should run for office. women s caucus for day care To the Editor: At their meeting on March 20, Parkside's Women's Caucus passed a resolution to officially support the Day Care Center. It is our contention that a woman with pre-school children need not stagnate her talents and ambitions while she and her husband are raising a family. Parents who enroll their children do not want, however, to sacrifice the care of their children to achieve their own personal wants. After discussing the Center with its Director and parents of enrolled children the Caucus believes that the Day Care Center is more than adequately capable to house these children for a few hours during the day. The staff is composed of two certified teachers and three men among its volunteers. The Women's Caucus also feels that the Day Care Center offers a more beneficial atmosphere for a child than that child would receive at home Iwith a baby-sitter. The sensory, audio, visual and social (experiences a child encounters at the Center can only enhance their life when they enter school. The faculty, staff and students who utilize the Center are also enriched. For students it enables them to take upper division courses normally not offered at night. Faculty and staff, throug h the help of the Center, are able to share their talents with others in the working and academic community. It is for these reasons that Parkside's Women's Caucus supports the Day Care Center in its help with our effort to put talented, ambitious women back in our society while raising families. Sincerely, Parkside's Women's Caucus yarc needs volunteers To the Editor: At the present time, the Youth Association for Retarded Children is badly in need of new members. We are asking a favor of all the editors of school newspapers in the area. It would be greatly appreciated if you would print the following article in the next issue of your newspaper: Students: If you , are interested in working with the mentally retarded and would like to try, consider joining the Youth Association for Retarded Children (YARC). In our activities, we try to reach as many of the mentally retarded as possible. However, we are short of members. We need new ideas and new enthusiasm. Our activities include volunteer work at Southern Colony and various other planned programs. Our meetings are held on the first and third Thursdays of every month (although this is soon going to be changed) from 7:30 - 9:3 0 in Racine. For more information about this organization, please call: Julie Kozenski, 639-6814 or Theresa Swenson, 637-5417 310 Green Bay Road, Kenosha, Wisconsin Vi Block South of Kenosha-Racine County Line ump Save SERVE YOURSELF WITH THE FINEST GASOLINE AND SAVEI DISCOUNT SPECIALS Cash & Carry ROYAL TRITON QUAKER STATE PENNZOIL AFSCON.O. 10W - 20W - 30W 10W-20W-30W PERMANENT TYPE ANTI-FREEZE 12OZ. 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On Wednesday, May 3, the UW-P Pre-Law Club will present a panel discussion on "Should Private Sex Between Consenting Adults Be Legalized?" in Greenquist 103 at 7:30 p.m. Participants will include Waukesha County District Attorney Richard McConnell, who received considerable publicity in the recent Unitarian Church sexeducation film controversy in Waukesha County; Racine attorney Jay Schwartz; Kenosha state Assemblyman Eugene Dorff; and Kenosha St. Joseph high school teacher Rev. Gregory Spitz. A "Going Away" party, featuring two bands, will be held at the Racine Campus of UW-P on Friday, May 5, beginning about 5 p.m., with a 24-hour film festival slated for the New Vogue Theatre in Kenosha beginning at 6 p.m. Films will range from shorts to full-length, and refreshments will be sold. Symposium 1972 will conclude with Black Culture Day, Symposium Activities Upcoming 3 V Anril 97 n < • * L . . TT l i r n > _ T - \ i . i . . . Parkside Activities Board Presents A love story that begins with an incredible experiment! SEIMUR PICTURES in collaboration with ROBERTSON ASSOCIATES peasants CLIFF ROBERTSON Xjf/^Ly ME BLOOM TtCHNICOtOR TECHHISCOPE" "O" ^ONIIAMA KIUAIWC CORPORATION Fri., April 28, 8 PM Amd. 75c Time: 106 min. Student Activities Building Parkside 6. Wisconsin I.D.'s req Special Addition to PAB's Film Schedule coordinated by UW-P's Black Student Union. Highlight will be an 8 p.m. lecture in Greenquist Hall by Julian Bond under the auspices of the UW-P Lecture- Fine Arts Committee. Organizers also plan to have appearances and programs by UW Regent Ed Hales of Racine, Racine NAACP head Julian Thomas, Racine Star editor Tony Courtney, and Black poet Rocky Taylor at times and locations to be announced. According to the SGA president, "The purpose of Symposium 1972 is to provide Parkside students and the surrounding communities with a l t e r n a t i v e e d u c a t i o n a l opportunities not available in most existing institutions. "The symposium will try to deal with the term 'educational relevance' through a number of n o n - c o n v e n t i o n a l a n d provocative programs," Loumos said. Activities B id.: A New Bar By Tom Paradise of t he Newscope staff The New Student Activities Building has been changed a lot recently. The bar area has been brought out to include a new 16 ft. formica topped bar, more storage space, two new pizza ovens, a new tap and two brand new Perlick coolers from Milwaukee purchased at 2,900 dollars apiece, according to David Bishop, administrator of the SAB. Mr. Bishop told NEWSCOPE that the reason the bar had been changed was because of the congestion on Friday nights "when there are dances some of the people who wanted to approach the bar couldn't. Those who want peanuts and popcorn had to wade through the crowd or turn away empty handed." He added that the limited space of the old bar was hard on the bartenders who had no room to work in. The new bar offers Pabst, Malt, Bud and Lite. The new comer is Pabst. The coolers are the type that can be moved into the Student Union when it is built in two years. They are a portable type Mr. Bishop added, "They are the type that can be moved on to wheels and put in the elevator and taken up to any room for a party." The new bar will have a micro-wave oven, too. The bar will sell pizza soon and I hope because frozen Pizza is good. The finish on the new bar is walnut, and topped by formica. The number of bartenders will remain the same. Most of them have jobs through the work study program here at Parkside. On the service that the bar performs, there is no question that the people will get faster and more helpful attention. On either end of the bar are flat surfaces that pizza or some other food could be dispensed from with great ease. The storage area allows the empty beer barrels to be put in the back out of the way of the doors, where they present a fire hazard. NOTICE NOTICE BREAKFAST 6=A.M. T O l h A.M. Visit' Our Neu, TnstJe Carpeted ibxbbjlnc Keen A&W RESTAURANT 30th ave. and Roosevelt Road 1 n K«,h.Osl\.A. Open: Mon. thru Thurs. — 6 A.M. -11 P.M. Friday — 6 A.M. to Midnight Saturday — 9 A.M. to Midnight Sunday — 9 A.M. to 11 P.M. Parkside Activities Board Presents 1 [ ) J LEE 1 Table Tennis Ex hibition 5 - Time U.S. Open Champion Direct From Tour with Chinese Nationalist Team & ABC "Wide World of Sports" (In addition to demonstration, he will be playing Parkside students and Faculty) Friday, April 28 Free Student Activities Building Faculty News VAN WILLIGEN ELECTED John G. Van Willigen, as assistant professor of anthropology at Parkside, has been elected a fellow of the American Anthropological Association. Prior to joining the Parkside faculty in September, 1970, Van Willigen taught at the University of Arizona where he also completed work for his Ph.D. degree. PARKSIDE PROMOTION Peter M. Ellis, 28, has been named an assistant professor of management science in the School of Modern Industry at Parkside effective next September. He will teach operations research and statistics. Ellis previously has taught at the University of Alberta, Canada, and at UW-Madison. His research fields are operations research emphasizing linear and nonlinear programming and risk and insurance. TO WORK ON PROPERTY TAX Dr. Mary Carrington, lecturer in communications at Parkside, has been named to a 12-member state committee to study and possibly revamp the State Department of Revenue's system of equalizing taxable property values. The appointment was made by Secretary of Revenue Edward A. Wiegner. Wiegner said the state-determined equalized values have more than 100 uses, but principally they figure in determining how much state aid school districts receive. TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD TO JOIN STAFF A geologist whose academic interests include planetary as well as terrestrial terrains, Eugene I. Smith, 28, will join the faculty at Parkside as an assistant professor of earth science, effective next September. Smith presently is a post-doctoral research associate at the University of New Mexico and also is associated with the U.S. Geological Survey Center of Astrogeology at Flagstaff, Arizona. A specialist in petrology, volcanology and astrogeology, Smith received his undergraduate degree from Wayne State University and his M.S. and Ph.D. degrees from the University of New Mexico. His teaching areas include historical geology, lunar and planetary geology, petrology, and physical geology. His widely published research includes comparative studies of volcanic cones on earth and on the moon and studies of Martian terrain as a basis for the geological mapping of the planet. He is a member of Sigma XI, the Geological Society of America, American Geophysical Union and American Association for the Advancement of Science. Nelson and Ecology (Continued from Page 1) but the question is how. He stressed that adequate safeguards against oil leakage and other hazards must first be perfected. He expressed his hopes for further public hearings on the matter before any final decision is made. Concerning Project Sanguine, the fifty million dollar bomb proof communications system, Sen. Nelson said, "After everything had been presented it still had not been proven worthwhile to me." As to the Thermal pollution of Lake Michigan, Sen. Nelson admitted he knew little about the situation though he did realize the seriousness of the problem. Having finished his prepared material, the Senator began fielding questions from the audience. The first pertaining to the possibility of legislation such as the Packwood Proposal, in which tax deductions can be taken for only up to two children) to control the population. "Any compulsory legislation that would bring the birth rate down at this time would also bring the government down." According to the Senator we need more understanding and a better education of the situation. On the Alaska Pipeline the Senator agreed that one day the oil would have to be extracted, Arthur C. Clarke April 24, 1972 NEWSCOPE Page 5 By Jim Koloen, Editor Noted author and inventor, Aithur C. Clarke, spoke before an overflow audience in the Greenquist concourse on Thursday evening, April 20. The conservatively attired author of both the book and screen play 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Childhood's Paid among 40 other titles, structured the evening's lecture thematically to "Life in 2001". To the appreciative though subdued audience, .many of whom arrived an hour before Clarke was to speak, the scientist-author asked for their patience if he seemed distracted during the opening minutes of the lecture; "the Apollo is going to land in 19 minutes." The balding, professorial science fiction writer, spoke with a slight English jaccent as he explained that we "do not have to predict any future." He explained that it is most important to "anticipate what technology is going to do with society." He related two anecdotes concerning the early attitudes toward two technological innovations which occurred near the turn of the century. The possibilities of the telephone, he explained, were vastly underrated, and "the motor car, the horseless carriage, it was felt, would serve only a limited function. Many people at the time," he continued, "thought the motor car was limited to the city and always would be, simply because at the turn of the century the United States only had a hundred miles of road." Touching on the subject of man and the machine, Clarke said when the rise of the intelligent machine occurs, "when that happens, all bets are off. The first intelligent machine will be the last invention man may ever make," he ominously amended his statement, "may ever be permitted to make." Later, he fm Life in 2001 said he had met only two intelligent men in his life, genticist, philosopher J. B. S. Haldang and a science-fiction writer, Olaf Stapleton. Changing the topic to the avocation of speculating on the future, Clarke explained it is "good fun, and that is the only excuse you need for doing anything." He added that speculating on the future also Bradbury, Clarke quoted him concerning the object of writing science-fiction: "We do not try! to describe the future, we try to prevent it." He added that science-fiction is a "valuable medium for inventing the future." Touching upon the topic of 2001, Clarke speculated that "the psychological effect of those added zeros will be too much for many people." Writer and inventor, Arthur C. Clarke answers questions after his lecture in Greenquist to an overflow audience. represented a "good exercise for the mind," and "can serve as a warning." Utilizing the first of a number of references to fellow sci-fi writer Ray Smiling he only half-facetiously commented that "we should declare the whole year of 2000 a holiday." Smiling he footnoted his statement: "If we make it, The UWP Philanthropist Club Presents CASINO NIGHT 1 Drinking Black Jack Crap Tables Chuck-A-Lug Roulette Surprises Prizes — Enjoy a Night of Chance — Saturday, April 29 9PM-1AM $n/ek/ammenf Cyrus Whitfield Adm. $1.25 (Includes $200.00 gambling money) Student Activities Building Parkside & Wisconsin ID required we'll be fully justified." Life in 2001, Clarke continued speculating, "will see an end to the 'self-contained household'. This will occur," he explained, "when the last preparation process left to the home become antiquated. People will be able to 'dial' what they want to be reconstituted at their home, or they'll receive monthly 100 pound bags of dehydrated food." "Natural reproduction is so inefficient that in the future . . . it may be prohibited by law." Clarke explained that it "takes ten pounds of vegetables to make one pound of meat." He pointed out that the percent efficiency involved in this process is unacceptable. "I happen to be a carnivore who hates rabbit food." He noted that "we are to the sea now what we were to the land 5,000 years ago, what we were 500 years ago on this continent." He questioned the possibility of whale ranching as a source of food: "Are we justified in slaughtering animals whose brains are twice as large as ours?" Concerning another undersea species, the dolphin, Clarke wryly remarked that he was skeptical of their intelligence "because they seem too friendly toward man." The only satisfactory answer to the food shortage experienced in the world todaywill come through microbiological engineering, Clarke believed. "We make cheeses, wines, spirits this way." Clarke humorously pointed out that "an awful lot of microbiological engineering has been going on in Milwaukee for the last hundred years." Still considering the topic of food supplies in the future, Clarke spoke to the overflow audience, many of whom were forced to listen to and watch the lecture over closed circuit television in one of the lecture halls, of oil as a source of protein. "Three per cent of the world's oil production could feed the entire human race! I think it's time we stopped burning oil and started eating it." He said that in the future "farming as we know it will be phased out. One of the byproducts of space research," Clarke explained, "is closed cycle ecologies, where we have to reprocess all wastes and turn them back to food." Later he admitted he "gets annoyed by peoplewhosay 'why spend money on space with all the problems here on earth'. Many of thoes problems can only be solved through space technology." He explained the communications satellites will be the key to the future, advancing education, but more importantly, in the next two years a communications satellite will be launched into orbit by India, for the purpose of family planning." New housing techniques and materials will provide the future generations with homes "made of materials as strong as steel and as light as paper. Bucky Fuller," he said, "sees an autonomous house with no outside connections such as plumbing, and electricity needed to make it functional." He explained that the combination of light weight building materials and the possibility of the autonomous house will bring more mobility to the future. Instead of moving in a car, he commented, "You'll be able to move your entire house with a helicopter." He indicated that the technological and educational breakthroughs of the future will be caused by "the transistor and solid state electronics, and the communications satellite." He forcast a time when he won't have to "walk back to my hotel with five pounds of wood pulp under my arms." He said that instead of gaining access to the events of the world through newsprint, future men will be able to have "every newspaper on earth at h is fingertips; every newspaper that has cvern been, will be at our fingertips; in fact every book ever published, everything recorded by the human race will ultimately be available to me. when 1 dial the correct thirty digit number." He explained that "the information starvation" which leads many people to move from rural areas to the overcrowded cities will be alleviated through the d e v e I o p in e n t o f communications. People will no longer "be robbed of education for reasons of geographic deficiencies." Clarke admitted "I'm an optomist. 1 believe communications satellites will unite mankind." Later, during the question and answer period, Clarke expanded on this statement. He explained that global communications would difuse national boundaries, that eventually nations will become so integrated and dependent upon each other, that man will have no choice but to unite. Concluding his lecture with a brief look into education, Clarke said that "education and entertainment should be synonymous, and a continual process in life." How can the educational process end when •half the things you learn at twenty are false by the time you're forty; and at forty, half the things you know weren't even found when you were twenty?" The minimum age for the end of education, Clarke said, should be "120 years old." Later, during the question period, Clarke amplified his statement on education stating men . should "have the opportunity to develop to their limit." Today's educational standards will be adjudged feeble in the future, yet even today you don't come across the depths of ignorance that you once did." Man, he reflected, represents an "intermediate biological stage. We are destined to create our successors." Clarke explained that "life on this planet originated in an atmosphere of methane and ammonia." The atmosphere, he explained, was polluted by a "deadly gas, oxygen, and made way for a second type of evolution. We may be polluting our environment to make the world fit only for machines." Concluding his thesis, Clarke spoke half cynically, half satirically, perhaps resignedly that "Detroit may be fulfilling God's destiny for man." A similar idea is expressed in Childhood's End. "One last question," the man on the podium said to the audience. Someone asked if we'll have Overlords like those envisioned in Childhood's End. Unhesitatingly Clarke replied, "No, we have to solve our problems here, we cannot hope for salvation coming from the stars." Page 6 NEWSCOPE April 24, 1972 Hiirry Chopin in Brooklyn BOOKS by Jim Koloen of the Newscope staff Title: The Age of Paranoia Author: by the editors of Rolling Stone Publisher: A Straight Arrow Book published by Pocket Books ($1.50 paperback) The Age of Paranoia, "how the '60's ended": Strange how decades can 'assume psychological qualities, can be stereotyped like people, how the weird j scenes beat '50's were also the Eisenhower cherry blossom stagnation; how the '20's were flappers and a lost generation and Herbert Hoover. Reading this I find the title only partially accurate. There was paranoia, especially as expressed in the underground papers, but there were also harbingers of sunrising hope and flying joy: the Democratic Convention (which occupies a good portion of the subject matter) was a bloody battle, and yet it was also a real festival of joy, a real consciousness expansion. Rolling Stone, of course, is a singular product of hip journalism, offering often great writing (Hunter Thompson's "fear and loathing" for one) and an unusually thorough -investigative reportage. The articles included in this anthology of the last years of the gone decade, cover the stoned gamut of the youth subculture; from its flexing of stiff, yet resilient political muscles to interviews with gun toting editors of underground newspapers; from ecological skirmishes against land developers and fat cat Republicans to the poignantly tragic battle over People's Park. The Age of Paranoia jostled my memory; deja vu of years gone by, years of growing awareness and a new consciousness for an entirely strange generation. From The Age, one gets the feeling that we got the last laugh in the sixties. That no matter how much shit has to be waded through before this generation gains control of the power that is presently equated with money and staid cigar smoke politics; the powers that be will die off, gradually but so beautifully chronologically; necessarily. Senseless for me to pick out an apotheosis from this book, because all the stories are apotheoses. Perhaps a partial list of titles would be helpful: "A Tough Month to Be a Head"; "Feds' Dope Circus: 'How Much LSD Do You Take to Be Addicted?' " "Grass Ballot Chooses Dylan for Presdient", "Two Moratorium Days: So What?", "Freak Power in the Rockies", "A Lot of People Were Crying, and the Guard Walked Away", "Keeping Up With the Mansons", to name a few. What makes Rolling Stone, and consequently this anthology, the best paper of its kind, lies embedded deep in the attitude of its writers. Hunter Thompson and his cronies don't write news for news' sake; they get the story because the story's there, but in the process the writers capture the moment, the essence of the story. These are news stories which are always human interest stories; there is the attitude that behind every story there are people, always. So, unlike straight journalism, RS presents the reader with organic news stories which read like fiction, that have protagonists and antagonists, subplots and ironies; that are humanized beyond straight facts because a human is beyond pure fact. Journalism that tends to get blurry because it's honest. The stories are printed in the form they appeared in RS, two columns per page, with the happy result that they reqd quite quickly. The writing is generally quite good; the research involved is often superhuman and the attitude is hip. The 429 pages are not as formidable as may first appear; the book can easily be read in two days, though I would suggest you read it like you do the Stone, sections of it at a time. Afterall, there's no hurry, and no continuity to worryabout losing. The Age of Paranoia will stir up the past, it will make you laugh with tears cleansing your eyes, and sometimes you'll clench your fist, but above all it can reinstill a unique consciousness that was built in the sixties; the past here is part of our future. For a buck fifty, you really can't go wrong. by Paul Lomartire He sat silently tuning his guitar between songs. An audience of a couple hundred were waiting, some standing with armloads of packages, others sitting resting their tired feet. Harry Chapin was three quarters of the way through a set. He was performing his songs for the shoppers at Abraham and Strauss, on the eighth floor of the department store on Fulton Street in downtown Brooklyn. He and three other musicians were sharing a small stage in an area sandwiched between the sporting goods and toy departments, an enclosure called the "Special Events Center." Behind the state was a thin partition decorated with pictures of Harry Chapin from the aPPlause. 'Finally, there's my friend Ron Palmer playing electric and acoustic guitar." Introductions finished, Harry ^gan the opening of "Taxi", cstalyst in the music in- "strY- "Hie song has been P ayed a lot on the East Coast, slowly creeping West into, the airwaves and onto the charts. "They told me it'd be a hit single and | ddin't believe them. I guess they proved me wrong," he said with a laugh. He then sang "Taxi" to the listeners at A-S on a Saturday afternoon in downtown Brooklyn. The scene on the eighth floor seemed almost maudlin. There sat the struggling new talent, personally selling his wares to an audience comprised of tired shoppers, curious onlookers, young admirers, and people who would go out-of-their-way 1Mj M d tw OJ lu£/ siMjqlb ojJJ 9 (SJAmj fc Ww tJimy.' lyric sheet contained in his first album, "Heads and Tales" on Electra. Also pinned on the wall in several places was the album cover and the waxing. At the mouth of the area was an A-S employee and a store cop. They were guarding a shopping cart overflowing with Harry Chapin albums. The employee was leaning on a portable roll-away stand with a cash register on it. The cop kept looking at his watch as Harry began introducing his group. "On my left is Tim Scott, probably the only cellist playin' in a folk group." The audience politely applauded. "And this big guy, the one behind me, is the bass player, John Wallace, who also helps on vocals." "John can sing the lyrics way up there," he motioned with his hand, "and the ones way down here. Maybe that comes from our days together in a high school choir in Brooklyn." John smiled to the smattering of to see anything free. There were people, though, who had taken the eighth floor express elevator specifically to see and hear Harry Chapin. Some of them were there because they didn't have the "four-at-the-door-cover" to see him perform at the Bitter End in the Village. It didn't really matter that they couldn't afford {Wt> the Bitter End, Harry Chapin's week-long engagement was sold out. When the free performance was over, and only about a dozen people bought albums it was sad, b(rt it was even sadder when the buyers stood in line for autographs. A man from Queens paraded his nine year old daughter in front of Harry, who was sitting on the edge of the stage with a flair pen in his hand. THusic 3o S roiu IP la (its Uy Leo Kottke — "Greenhouse" by David Rogers "As my guitars were once plants, this record's a greenhouse," says the acoustic steel-string guitar king, Leo Kottke. Though this is Kottke's fifth release, it is his second really major work, the other leader being his allinstrumental Takoma LP, "6 & 12 String Guitar", where we were treated to some outstanding guitar work without being subject to Kottke's singing, likened by the singer himself to "geese farts on a muggy day." Kottke brings his geese in on a mere four cuts out of eleven on "Greenhouse", but you couldn't say his singing is really bad. It's just back seat to his guitar work. Kottke reverses his dominant folksinger mode of guitar playing accompanying singjng, making the singing accompany the guitar. Kottke is matched by very few in the steel-string guitar field — John Fahey (who Kottke used to tour with), Robbie Basho, and two members of Pentangle, Bert Jansche and John Renbourne, are the only other musicians I would put in his class. "Bean Time" opens the album, an instrumental with a lot of loose melodic ideas thrown together: a typical Kottke piece. "Tiny Island" is a catchy tune with gentle lyrics by Al Faylor. On this, as well as the other vocals on this album, Kottke's singing is more careful and resonant than most of it on such past albums as "Circle Round the Sun" and "Mudlark". The other vocals include Paul Siebel's "Louise", "From the Cradle to the Grave" and "You Don't Have to Need Me." Kottke's treatment of "Louise" is only fair compared to, say, Linda Ronstadt's, though this is probably because this song relies heavily on singing, rather than accompaniment. "From the Cradle to the Grave" is an excellently performed chronicle of life-weariness, the "hands- In Or tied" feeling that you can't always get when you want. "You Don't Have to Need Me" follows up on much the same idea but it applies to a personal relationship. Kottke's treatment of two John Fahey instrumentals, Christ There is No East West" and "Last Steam Engine Train" is superb. The latter features a steam engine rhythm on the base line that is very difficult to finger-pick on the guitar. "Spanish Entomologist" is a blending of "Red Wing" and "Tumbling Tumbleweeds", "Owls" is vintage Leo Kottke and "Lost John" is pure blue grass. "The Song of rv Swamp" features bottlenecking. the Kottke's by Roscoe Humus of the Newscope staff THE GODFATHER — Paramount Pictures The Godfather is a movie of extravagance. Extravagant dress with huge tribal weddings and funeral processions, led by a half-dozen open limousines heaped with flowers, married to a seemingly endless procession of death dealing gangsters playing a fatal game of one-upmanship for control of a vague and illusive stable of interests, ranging from a starring role in a movie for a favorite son — after the producer wakes one fine morning to find the head of his $600,000 prize horse bloodying the sheets —to pushing narcotics to the "niggers." One family head seems to speak for the rest when he refers to the black man as something less than human. And perhaps there is a lesson in •this jigaboo wop slurdom. Yes, even the gangster feels the bite of bigotry in this film, showing him not wholly insensitive. It's not that he's insensitive so much as his curious style of expression. We see the godfather, Don Corleone (Marlon Brando) at the end of his reign as kingpin of the underworld. It is the mid 1940's and the Don i s faced with the not unwelcome prospect of retirement in the country. It is very touching to see a man who spent his life fixing judges, running the numbers racket and perforating an occasional rival or crooked cop — you get yqur newspaper people (everyone owns one) to dig up the dirt on the crooked cops, makes it easier for an enraged public to swallow, somewhat tarnishing that sterling cinematic credo of never kill a cop — chasing his laughing grandson around the toma o plantes. The game used to be called organize crime and it was played for keeps. But not all is well for the Don. One afternoon on his way home from the office, his bodyguard sick, he is shot down by gunmen and rumored to be dead. Rushed to a hospital he must be guarded round the clock to insure his safety. Justice comes when the courts — undoubtedly friendly to Corleone — allow his men to cover the hospital when the police led by Capt. McCurdy arrive to throw them out. One of the Don's sons — a young war hero who insisted to his red haired fiancee that he was different from the rest of the family — protects the old man while the consigtierge, Corleone's tru McCurdy slugi he was on the called him ev mon, leaving Irony, be favored son (> governor or a he kills two m his father. A undoubtedly a< the neophyte crooked cop I, 'THE blood splatt where he sp countryside He also mai surname, ai significance Meanwl escalates, c literally tur on the New son, the fie forced abs tnarried in turned into "This is my daughter. Jeez, you're great Harry. My daughter also has musical talents, don't you Tina? She dances, a born dancer in the family . . A black man approached the minstrel with no album in his hand. He asked the composer how he wrote his songs, how he constructed them, because he too was into songwriting. Harry smiled. He had no twenty-five-words or less ready to sum up his talents. He told the man wearing an Army fatigue coat to simply write what he felt and hope it came together musically. They shook hands. ufa/L/ M. A father who looked like a Manhattan hard hat was getting an album autographed for his daughter. He asked'Harry if the lyrics to "Taxi" referred to taking dope. ("You see . . . she was gonna be an actress . . . and I was gonna learn to fly. She took off to find the footlights, I took off to find the sky. And here she's acting happy, inside her handsome home . . . and me I'm flying in my taxi, taking tips and getting stoned. I go flying so high when I'm stoned."+) A frail man with a raincoat hung over his arm asked Harry about the lyrics to his song called "Sometime, Somewhere Wife". The man did not look happily married, he did not look happily anything. He smiled faintly when Harry answered. A large woman with a friendly face walked up to Harry when her turn came in the short line. She gazed into his face smiling broadly, motherly. Harry looked a bit bewildered as he smiled back. She had no album or picture to be signed. "Don't you remember me, Harry?" He looked hard, biting his lower lip. "You remember the old neighborhood. I'm your mother's . . ." Harry remembered and kissed her, gave the woman with the friendly face a hug. "I'm so glad to see you've made it, Harry. I knew you would." They talked a bit, then she said good-bye, beaming as she walked through the cluster of empty folding chairs. There was no one left to talk to or sign autographs for. Guitarist Ron Palmer was finishing a conversation with an aspiring guitar player. Tim Scott was putting his equipment away, John Wallace was talking to someone about the excellent review the group had received in the New York Times the day before. Speaking of the review, John remembered they had to play in the Village in a matter of hours. Harry Chapin left the "Special Events Center", walking past the still overflowing shopping cart of his records. He was still smiling. He took the escalator down to the seventh floor, to the furniture department. There he stood for a second at the base of the moving stairs, as if to get his bearings. He then turned right and walked on as A-S shoppers turned left to the escalator down. + Copyright 1972 by Story Songs Ltd., ASCAP, All rights reserved. April 24, 1972 NEWSCOPE Page 7 isted adviser, is hustling the judges, ged him out of spite and the fact that e payroll of an opposing gang and 'ery ethnic moniker he could sumthe tender youth's psyche bruised, ing what it is, turned the Don's Al Pacino) — he wanted him to be a senator — optimism into bullets as en in revenge for what was done to JI added measure of satisfaction ccompanied his vengeance as one of killer's victims was McCurdy, the ater linked to narcotics. From the FLICKS: : GODFATHER' ;d restaurant he is whisked to Sicily ds the next year or two roaming the ith two shot gun armed bodyguards. 5S a young girl in a town bearing his we can only speculate as to what the f that is. e, back in the states, the gang war I his hot blooded brother Santino is d into Swiss cheese at a toll station ersey causeway. Like the prodigal ling Killer returns hardened by his :e and the death of the girl he icily. He finds his father's house armed camp and the Don in failing health. From then on it is his show and it is clear that he is destined to take the reigns from the old man and restore the family name to its peak in the mountainous range of gangsterdom. In a fatherson type encounter we see th e old man's senility surface in repetitious babbling speech. But we hear a bit of worldly wisdom dribble from his lips when he warns his son that the traitor in the family will be the one who comes to him with an offer of capitulation from the other side. It is good and refreshing to see an absolute cross the screen once in awhile, it sets your mind at east. Of course, in a movie as compact as the Godfather — over 15 murders occur in three hours — even the babbling of an old man cannot be forgotten, and this becomes evident with terrifying ramifications. The end finds the old man drop while chasing his grandson in the tomato patch and his son r ise to power as head of the family. His first move is to get rid of dad's councilor because he's "not a wartime consiglierge." And he shoots across the screen like a star shattering anybody's expectations of a top ganglord. The movie is an interesting story of the socalled Mafiosa and the acting is quite good for a movie in which the plot depends on violence to move it along. Most of my friends insist that the syndicate is all but in control of Kenosha. Yessir, right herein Anywhere USA, which raises another point for speculation. (If any of you want to pursue this leave your name and address at the Newscope office and a couple of the boys will visit you.) But leaving all open questions aside, and reserving opinion on the elder Corleone's noble, if pragmatic determination not to dip into the lucrative and young narcotics market, we are left with a film that tried to do in three hours what took Marie Puzo 600 pages. We cannot possibly have an' accurate picture of what the Godfather represents, if anything. And if so, then the underworld rivals the Vietnam War for brutality and violence and this reviewer is not aware of such another war. What we have despite its equivocal factual context is a movie imminently suited to fit those wonderful automated theatres on the west side. MARTIN SEYMOUR-SMITH poetry and simultaneity by Jim Koloen, Editor Among the visiting faculty serving time at Parkside, Martin Seymour-Smith stands out as being the one with an English accent, ttje one with a full beard, and the one who publishes poetry. The English professor, who, among other things, teaches a creative poetry class, presented the latest in a series of Poetry Forums held in the Whiteskellar on Wednesday afternoon. At UWP, poets usually draw hummingbird audiences, people come in, sit down, listen for a while and abruptly leave; others loudly arrive in the middle of the reading; still others decide that, at least during poetry readings, the Whiteskellar is not a good place to play cards, so they shuffle out silently between introductions to poems. Seymour-Smith read from two of his published collections, taking good advantage of his strongly accented and resonant voice. Appearing quite relaxed and in his element, Seymour-Smith was pleasant just to listen to, though it took awhile to accustom the midwest American hot dog ear to the fish and chips British accent. Ore of the hazards incurred while reading poems in the Whiteskellar is the background accompaniment. Deaf hammers flayed away at hollow metal behind twin steel doors, creating a cacophony that clashed with the poems; the coke machine, not to be outdone, wailed its own subtle cold wind death rattle. But poets, being an adaptable breed, make the best of it. Smith quipped it off saying, "I like that accompaniment, though it doesn't always go with the rhythm of the poems." The poet commenced the reading with a poem on westerns entitled "Forth Coming Attractions". Its subject was "good bad guys", and as was characteristic of the entire menu of poems read that day, featured a witty irony-satiricism, and a reliance on incisive observation rather than imagery. As he explained some unfamiliar British terminology, the audience ats its lunch; much of his later poetry contained reflective, metaphysical intonations; the rather large, and closely quartered audience coped with less metaphysical stomach grumblings. The poet explained before reading "The Administrators" that, When I read this in public in England, people come up and say they don't like it because it's about the 'official poets', the right writers." Poets, as his poem amplified, "with careers planned at 16." Later he smilingly explained, "I have a reputation for, ah, well you can guess, misbehaving in public. People in England know my name, but they don't speak it." Next Smith read "Saxalby", "the kind of poem," he explained, "you can't write unless it's absolutely true. I wrote it when I was poor and would do anything for money." Grinning he added, "I think I still will." Smith's poems were genrally long, witty, occasionally satiric and not so much laden with imagery as with concise, and ironic statements. The poet concluded the reading with a presentation of a number of the thirteen sequences in "Reminiscences of Norma", who is not a "particular person" Smith explained. Using cubism as an example, Smith explained "In this poem I try to express a number of different moods and different aspects simultaneously." "Reminiscences" is interwoven with a bleak death-sex theme, and perhaps, represented the most successful moments of the reading. Even the hollow hammers and the coke machine became silent, as the poet spoke of a "photoplay in which I don't, I hope, not participate; when memory warms, but only real is cold; ending, I had you once; to find in nothingness the love I can." Desperation. After the reading, a brief question and answer period ensued during which Smith was asked to compare universities in England with those in America. Facetiously, he grinned that "Oxford is possibly a bit higher (in excellence) than Parkside." He later took exception to a question concerning the sexual fantasies he relates in his poetry. He retorted, "I don't know that they are fantasies." In the past month or so, the Poetry Forum has sponsored three published poets at the Whiteskellar. Robert Bly presented UWP's most impressive and memorable reading to date; Knute Skinner fell flat on his arse, while Martin Seymour-Smith lifted the Forum back to its feet. All in all, it's been a good, sometimes great, poetry season. B KOFFEE '3@T Page 8 NEWSCOPE April 24, 1972 WMVAVIVAUV > »!i (D ••• ••• ..v: s.:- c =£ 00 ^ I o r £ cr •• •t: N* #. »••O••• *•••• - •••••••• 0..?s| . i'u •!: • • • •••••• •»! * •: ALRIKAS Body and Paint Shop 6310 - 20 th Ave. Phone - 657-3911 Kenosha, Wisconsin Sports Cars Specialists Parkside Activities Board Presents at the iWfelltf1 Live Entertainment Two Performers For Two Shows Lois Seiberlich & John Ziebell April 26 1 - 3 PM FREE Parkside Activities Board Presents at the jVicicelodeoM The Classic Comedy of Laurel & Hardy in Fixer Uppers Laurel & Hardy Murder Case Live Ghost April 25 Noon FREE Interview with PAB President by Roscoe Humus of the Newscope staff Kim Rudat, president of the Parkside Activities Board, was interviewed by Newscope several weeks ago. The assignment presumably follows the interview with the president of SGA sort of as a gesture of goodwill. In the past Newscope had editorially faulted much that the PAB has done, and only on one occasion did it give the organization its unqualified praise. And that was in a review. But more than that, the interview may serve to introduce the PAB, through its president, to the student body. It is, after all, one of the largest student organizations on campus, and one of its advisors says its budget is made up entirely of student segregated fees. In a way this is a stockholders' report on the progress of an organization that is truly supported by the students. Knowing this and that it is responsible for such projects as Whiteskellar, the Friday night movie in the activities building, dances, concerts and numerous other undertakings the interview begins in the middle of the tape. NS: Is the PAB a student club? Rudat: No. NS: What is it? Rudat: Well, to get as specific as you can. it's an advisory role of students in the Student Activities Office. Students can't handle state funds. We're using state funds so the Board more or less advises Bill Neibuhr and Tony Totero (Coordinator of Student Activities and Advisor to Student Organizations, respectively). However, I can't name an instance when they said no to unless it wasn't practical. NS: Where do you get the money to put on a program? Rudat: That's a budget that Bill and Tony control. NS: Do you know where from the University budget the money comes from, or is it just from Student Activities? Rudat: Yeah, I just know it goes to Student Activities Office. I imagine it's where all great money comes from ... a great big bank in the sky or something. NS: When you get a budget do you get it in one lump, you know; you get a figure of how much you have to work with during the year? Rudat: Really I don't know. You see this year we don't have a budget as such because things (with the university) are the way they are. Next year they're going to get a whole different type of setup and I have no idea what it's going to be like. I'm sure it will be explained to the board, I guess it's some kind of expanded budget where we'll be part of the Student Activities Building. You know, it won't be just Auxiliary Enterprises. NS: Right now you just go up and say, well, we want to do this can we have the money? Is that how you do it? Rudat: That's generally the way it is. We have to show cause. NS: Who do you have to show cause to? Rudat: I believe we have to go through Assistant Chancellor Dearborn's office, but I'm not sure. You see we do the programming you know, and like we don't worry about the money. Bill and Tony bend over backwards when it comes to getting some bread for something. NS: Do you make profits on your program? Rudat: It depends. Occasionally we do, but we're usually operating in the red. We have the idea of exhausting our budget by the end of the year. Last year we turned our budget over four times, but we finally blow the whole thing by the time the end of the year bash comes. We're not in it to make money but let's face it. you gotta make some money. I mean like ShaNaNa. we lost money. We can't do too many ShaNaNa's. NS: Was ShaNaNa a bust? Rudat: It wasn't a bust but we did lose money. It's one of the few things we've lost that much money on. NS: Any reasons why? Rudat: I think ShaNaNa was a little advanced for this area. There were a lot of students that came and we did a lot of Rudat: Bill Niebuhr. NS: Are students involved in any way? Rudat: Right, right. We've gone, myself or Buzz, have gone to meetings with him with agents. He's told us how much they want and we'll tell them if we don't want them, if they're,, too much. If he says I got a chance for this group do you want them, yeah, then we set a price limit on it. If we can't get that forget it. He and Tony had a chance to get John Denver down here last fall and he told the agent, "Well, I have to go back and talk it over with the board." The board was contacted and talked it over and they said 'okay, we'll take him", you know. And since then Denver had raised his price you know, so we had to come back Kim Rudat advertising. What can you say? I guess you liked them, I liked them a lot. NS: Did the ticket prices have anything to do with it? Rudat: The ticket prices we figure, if we sell out the house, we might go a hundred dollars over or something. We sit down and mathematically work it out, we're not trying to rip anybody off, it's just what we have to do. NS: Do you think the ticket prices for the larger concerts are fair? Rudat: Well I'll agree that they're high, but if you try to go to a concert in Milwaukee or Chicago they're higher. Around here we're limited to facilities and when we have a concert we sell the seats so we'll just break even. NS: Do you plan on sold out houses? Rudat: We have to. Just recently we've convinced the Student ActivitiesOffice to give Parkside students a break on (he tickets. It isn't much of a break but we're still giving a break with Buddy Rich now. NS: What is the break? Rudat: Well, 50 ce nts cheaper. NS: Does the Activities Board get any percentage from concerts? Rudat: On Superstar I know the money that we got from that went straight into our account. But I don't think it's called the Parkside Activities Board account, it's called the Student Activities Office account because it's state funds. NS: Who is your agent in dealing with groups? again and we said 'okay, we'll take him for that price too." NS: In your opinion what are the major things the PAB has done for Parkside since last September? Rudat: Well, personally, it's the Whiteskellar. Next, we've written a constitution which is a good constitution. Those are the two major things and then our concerts. I think the big thing has been the huge success of our dances, they went over good. Plus we did some innovative programming such as, well, we took your idea of a tape dance and used that successfully. We're not afraid to try things now. NS: What kind of success has Whiteskellar had? Rudat: Excellent success. Poetry Forum is very . happy being able to put their things on there. Our Nickelodeon, the day before vacation during that blizzard we had over fifty people in there. NS: How would you define yourself in terms of what you do for the students? Rudat: We stick to our job of programming. Not just entertainment, but interesting things for students to do on campus. Whiteskellar, I keep going back to them because it's probably the best example of what we've don this year. We went there with the idea that there is a lot of students sitting around on campus during the day with nothing to do. Let's program for them too. Se we put Whiteskellar on during the day and we kept it free or the movies are a nickel (Nickelodeon) and that's just a gimmick, we don t make anything on it. NS: How are the films you show at the Activities Building chosen? Rudat: The film committee chairman, Mark Thome, and his committee went through and chose a number of films out of the catalog. Somebody has to sit down with the catalog, see what we've had and what is now available and choose maybe 200 films that we could choose from. Out of that we choose 25 that the Executive Council chooses and out of those 25 th e ones with the top votes, if they're available sometime during the year we plug them in and we go right down the line until we have as many films as we show during the year. NS: Who makes the final decision on what will be shown? Rudat: The Executive Council and physical limitations. It's happened that we've programmed Mash and Patton - and they assured us that they would be available in this area, and they weren't, the reason being that we have so many theatres around here that wanted to bring them back again, whereas, a lot of colleges up north have been able to get that because there's no theaters. (The PAB constitution requires prospective members to serve a one year probationary period before they can become regular members. The Executive Council is made up of the various committee chairmen of PAB which currently numbers nine. Since the constitution was only adopted in January new members, about 25, must wait until 1973 before they earn a vote.) NS: Are you as president elected? Rudat: Oh yeah, by the board. I like the setup. I did a lot of work in high school on student governments, student council, that stuff; running for election all the time. That's bullshit. You can't get nothing done. The people that elected me, that elected the people onto the positions of leadership on the council, the committee chairmen, they were elected because of their interest and their ability to do the work and that was all they got elected on. There was no popularity contest because you can't bullshit. You know if the guy's going to put out or not and that's why I think it'll be a good organization. It's going to keep going because you can't get anywhere unless you do the work. NS: Are most committees made up of regular members or. probationary members? Rudat: Right now they're probationary. After we got the constitution last January everyone from then on has been probationary. NS: How many members of PAB are employed by the Student Activities Office? Rudat: I'd say five or six. NS: Were most of them hired before or they joined PAB? Rudat: All before. NS: Does your work for the Activities Office go along with your PAB activities? Rudat: It helps yeah, because I'm right in the office when - something comes up. I can take a call if they're calling for the Activities Board president. I can't say there are any conflicts. I can't say it would be any harder if I was just (Continued on Page 12) Archeologist to Speak The 8,000 year record of early man in the Midwest unearthed at t h e K o s t e r I n d i a n s i t e i n s o u t h e r n I l l i n o i s w i l l h p t h o o k - free public lecture by Northwestern uZeJiS a cLloS rt S ruever at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, April 28, in GranqubtHallaUhe rb r ™ *'»« DivUion and ^cture^and Fine^Arts t 9StonUeVer' who directs the Koster excavations, also will lecture at 2.30 p.m. in Greenquist Room 101 on "New Directions in nTnf th f°l0gC USing the Koster di8 as ™ example. 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The strike, backed by the National Student Association (NSA), the National Student Lobby (NSL), and the Student Mobilization Committee (SMC), grew out of an emergency NSANSL conference. Forty student leaders met in Washington to discuss the air war and to lobby for passage of the Mondale- Gravel-Drynan bill to cut off funds for the war. The eight Ivy League student newspapers agreed that same weekend to print a joint editorial criticizing the war's escalation and calling for a student strike. The NSA TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION — is a unique and effortless technique by which every individual can expand his awareness and develop his full mental potential. Lectures: Mon. April 24 = Kenosha campus rm. 103 3 P.M. and 8 P .M.; Tue. April 25 - Greenquist Hall, rm. 108 8 P.M.; Thur. April 27 - Greenquist 8 P.M. 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Several demands were issued late Monday, April 17, including: an immediate halt to the bombing of North and South Vietnam; the withdrawal of all American air, naval, and ground forces from Vietnam; the final renunciation of the Thieu regime by the U.S. government; and a return to the peace talks by the U.S. government. NSA also issued an appeal to antiwar forces to bring massive pressure to bear on Congress in support of the Mondale-Gravel-Drynan "cut off the war funds" amendment. Response to the call was immediate. On Monday evening several thousand Columbia University students staged a Save for the Future WEST FEDERAL SAVINGS Phone 658-2573 58th St. at. 6th Ave. MAIN OFFICE: CAPITOL COURT, MILWAUKEE march down Broadway in New York City, three hundred students smashed windows at Stanford University in California, and Amherst College in Amherst, Mass., went on strike immediately. In San Francisco 2,000 people stood in support of the take over of an Air Force Recruitment Station by members of the Vietnam Veterans Against the War. 70 persons were arrested and a Naval Recruiting station wagon was burned. At Alameda Air Naval Station 4 persons were arrested after a crowd of four hundred shut the base down for three hours. At Madison, Wisconsin, three thousand students marched to the ROTC building on the University of Wisconsin campus bearing red paint. Demonstrators there seized and held for ten minutes the State Street mall, a main city street leading from the campus to the State Capitol building. Colgate University and Grinnell College in Iowa declared immediate hunger strikes on their campuses. Boston University has been on strike for the past two weeks on account of an incident arising from the presence of Marine recruiters on that campus. Students at the University of Maryland College Park campus staged protests at a table tennis match between the visiting Chinese and American teams — a match attended by Tricia Nixon Cox and Secretary of State William Rogers. After the match about 350 students marched on the ROTC building, breaking windows, and then paraded to the University President's home. Activities on Tuesday, April 18, were heightened. Columbia students again marched down Broadway in New York, and the Columbia administration hurriedly removed the U.S. flag from the flagpole in front of the administration building-as students stood demanding the closing of that school. University of Maryland- College Park students again attacked the ROTC building and, 1,000 st rong, blocked U.S. Highway 1 into Washington, D.C. Police used tear gas to clear the area, injuring one student and arresting several others. A nationwide chain phone-call campaign also was initiated, with people calling the White House to register their feelings and then asking a friend to do likewise (the White House number is (202) 456-1414). By Tuesday evening between 40 and 50 schools had informed their intentions to strike, with numerous others planning to hold strike votes on Thursday, April 20' The ROTC building at the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Mass., was reported to have been rocked by a bomb blast Tuesday night while students from the University of the Americas rioted outside the Naval Security Station in Washington, D.C. To coordinate information flow, the NSA has set up a stirke central in its offices in Washington, D.C. Three regional strike information centers have also been established: the Colorado Daily at the University of Colorado in Boulder, Rollins College in Winter Park, Fla.; and the University of Illinois at Champaign. Additionally, College Press Service in Denver, Colorado, is working with NSA to coordinate news for the duration of the protests. April 24, 1972 NEWSCOPE Page 11 Golfers, Netmen Win UW-Parkside varsity teams continue to do well as the golfers were 4-1 after two outings in multi-team matches and the tennis squad had rebounded with a 13-1 humiliation of Dominican after three losses. And the trackmen continued to be among the most successful of Parkside teams, at least on an individual basis, as the Rangers cracked four school records at the Stevens Point Relays, where no team scores were kept. Coach Steve Stephens' golf six-man golf squad carded a 472, ten strokes back of a wellbalanced UW-Whitewater team, to take second in a quadrangular at Pets Wednesday. UW-Milwaukee, a surprise winner over the Rangers' Saturday opponent, Northwestern, in an earlier meet, was third with 481 while Dominican, with only five men playing, scored 475. The Rangers were led by Tom Feiner, with a two over par 73 while Tom Bothe had a 75 and Jim Vakos a 76. They'll face Northern Illinois and Bradley today'at DeKalb, 111., and then return home to Pets to meet Carthage, Loyola and Whitewater at 1 p.m. Wednesday. Parkside will go on the road again Friday and meet Roosevelt University at Chicago. The Ranger tennis squad Hurley freshman Steve Erspamer has been a key man for UW-Parkside this year in the short relays and is beginning to come into his own in the 100- yard dash. The former State Class B sprint king has stopped the clocks at 9.7 in the century, that effort coming as he took second in the Arkansas Tech Relays on the Rangers' spring trip. erupted after a 6-3 lo ss to UWGreen Bay Saturday and hammered Dominican 13-1 Monday. Mike Safago has been playing at No. l singles with Dan Mieczkowski and Skip Jones at No. 2 and No. 3. But everyone got into action for Coach Dick Frecka's squad against" Dominican and the results were pleasing as the Rangers showed some spark for the first time. The tennismen will host Milton at 1 p.m. Wednesday at the Pershing Courts in Racine before going on the road Friday and Saturday against Dominican and St. Norbert. The trackmen broke records right and left at the Stevens Point Relays as they won the four mile relay in a school record 17:48 with Lucian Rosa, Jim McFadden, Dennis Biel and Rudy Alvarez teaming up. Rosa also set a school mark at six miles as he won easily in 30:16.2. The Rangers placed in every relay they entered, with the 440, 880, mile, sprint and distance medley and two mile Varsity Club to hold Smoker The newly-formed National Varsity Club of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside will sponsor a get-acquainted smoker at 7:30 p.m. Monday at the Kenosha Holiday Inn. The smoker is open to the public and is designed to offer those people who want to support intercollegiate athletics at Parkside a chance to join the club. Coaches and staff members from Parkside, as well as members of the National Varsity Club, will be on hand to greet those interested in the organization, club president Dario Madrigrano said. Members met two assistant coaches from the Chicago Bears, Zeke Bratkowski and Bill George, this last week and will meet more such personalities, in both the professional and collegiate athletic worlds, at luncheons and smokers in the coming months. Skip Jones, Villa Park, III., freshman, is a key man for Coach Dick Frecka's tennis squad as the Rangers resume heavy action this week with meets against Milton, Dominican and St. Norbert. relay squads all garnering places in the non-scoring affair. Parkside will go up against some of the toughest competition in the nation Friday and Saturday when a select group of Rangers travels to the Drake Relays at Des Moines, Iowa. Rosa is almost sure to go and will likely be entered in the marathon, one of the two events (the other is the 10,000 meters) that he'll be running at Munich. Puckster Named to Hockey Camp Bill Westerlund, Twin Lakes sophomore and founder of the Univeristy of Wisconsin- Parkside Hockey Club, has been named assistant instructor and senior counselor for the Cooper of Canada Hockey Camp' in Oakville, Ont. Westerlund was a key figure in the club sports program and the hockey club at Parkside, not only on the ice but off it as well as he and club president Tim Krimmel promoted and organized every day and every week of the season. Certainly Westerlund was picked for the instructor's position at the prestigious hockey camp for this reason. People in the hockey world have a way of finding out who the bright young men of the sport are, who can carry it on to bigger and better things, and perhaps, whose names will become household words because they are associated with hockey. Westerlund kind of l ooks at it that way, and regards the weeks (July 19 through August 26) to be spent at the camp as a great challenge as well as a great opportunity. "I look on this position as a way to get a foothold in hockey," Westerlund says. "This way I can try to share my knowledge with kids and at the same time work with other young adults who share my interest and background in hockey. "The exchange of knowledge among us — there will be others there from the Dakotas to Boston — should benefit me greatly." But maybe Westerlund wasn't picked for the job only because of his organizational ability, although he- nearly singlehandedly held the club together when a losing record in 1970-71 may have made it ripe for extinction. Westerlund is a winner. He knows what it means to be a winner hecause his team just finished its season with an 18-2- 1. But he's more of a winner — and this is most important in hockey or in any sport as Cooper Camp director Paul Roach so well knows — be cause he knows what it is to lose. The mark of a champ, sure, Bill Westerlund has it. The philosophy of Cooper — to build a camp around experienced coaches and staff members who just want to teach kids — should be right up his alley. Bill's one of six outstanding collegians who will be serving in the camp, learning as they teach and maybe, just maybe, taking that giant step which will lead to a career of some kind in the wonderful world of hockey. Five-time U.S. table tennis champion, D. J. Lee, will present a free demonstration at the UWP Activities Building Friday (April 28) at 2 P.M. Lee, a 31 year old Korean-born American citizen, has won every major U.S. tournament several times, and has never been beaten by an American in match play in the seven years he has been in this country. He was South Korean champ five years. Lee recently was featured on national television while playing as No. 1 player for the U.S. in its matches against the visiting Chinese team. His exhibition at UW-P will include serious play against the Ohio champion, as well as a demonstration of trick shots and exhibitions with Parkside players during which he will use a scrub brush as a paddle while sitting in a chair. THE RANCH CREATIONS GRINGO SPECIAL PORKY SPECIAL ' , lh GROUND BEEF ON FRF.NCM CRUST BR FAD DRESSED WITH CRISP LF.TTUCF AND OUR SPF.CIAI. SAUCE 80c GRILLED COUNTRYHAM r. C HFFSF. 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And in the constitution instead of having our own treasurer we figured the guy that's hired by the office should be the treasurer because he's right there. He has all the books so he sits on the Executive Council, but as treasurer he doesn't have a vote. NS: Are you familiar with the way Green Bay operates their programs? Well, they operate on the basis of trying to bring in as many things as they can at the lowest price, so they sort of avoid big groups and bring in small bands that are well known that they can get at a cheaper price. Rudat: That's come out at the Executive Council that we'd like to see more mini-concerts. That's going to happen next year. The idea you're saying is that if we forget the major (Continued from Page 8) things that people can see in Chicago or Milwaukee and just get a number of smaller, miniconcerts here. Yeah, but we have a problem too; where can we put on the mini-concert? When we get our fieldhouse there's going to be a lot we can do. NS: I mean groups like Mason Proffit you can get at a much cheaper rate than Chicago. Rudat: I don't think they'd go that good around here. Carthage just had them. NS: Is there any poll taken to decide who to bring in? Rudat: Poll taken? NS: Of any kind, I mean like I don't understand; is it just that you think that a group would go over or what? Rudat: Yeah. It's a very well known act (Jose Greco the flamenco dancer) and its different and it's something that we're doing just for the Parkside community in general including faculty and staff too. You see we program for all of Parkside, and students are going to like this too. There are dance classes here. I don't know if there's any dance class as such, but I imagine there's some students interested, theatre students, things like that. And he puts on quite a show. It's a good show, it's going to be interesting. I know you didn't like John Denver, but the people there liked him. I seriously question your idea of just people out on a Saturday night date idea of it. You see, we really want to program for everybody on the campus. That means we'll program things for you as well as others, not just the majority but the minority too. There are an awful lot of older students on this campus. As a matter of fact we're gonna have Buddy Rich again. I don't know what you think of t hat but he has sold out. We have had a lot of older students who have come up to our office right after ShaNaNa asking for Buddy Rich tickets. NS: Is Jose Greco going to any other colleges? Rudat: Yeah, he's going up to Whitewater. NS: I don't understand who that would appeal to. Rudta: Right, we had members on the board who . . . NS: There's never any poll taken. Three or four people get together and say, 'I don't think that'll go over?' Rudat: You can't really go that much by polls or canvasses. First of all the students don't fill them out and secondly just because you see a list of things . . you see, we have to get what's available. NS: I understand that. I understand you can't just pick your favorite group and we'll see if we can get them, but. . . Rudat: Usually by the time when they finally become available you know, it's pretty close where you really don't have that much time to do it. NS: I mean, I don't see how you can sit and say that you don't think Mason Proffit would go over but . . . Rudat: I didn't say I didn't think, I said the general concensus. NS: Alright, I don't see how the general concensus is that Mason Proffit probably wouldn't go over but Jose Greco will. Rudat: It's two different things by the way. NS: It's attractions for students. Rudat: I think we reflect the interests of the students. We have all sorts of different students on the board and we have a lot more members putting input into our organization than say the Student Government, I would think. They have a set number of senators. NS: When you choose a group then, do you base it on some kind of musical standard or popularity? Rudat: Popularity, what they ve done, what they might do you know. We check a lot of national sales, Billboard, stuff like that. Where they'veplayed. You know if a group has bombed in the last three places it isn't really a great idea to bring them in here. NS: In other words, Frank Zappa would never come to Parkside? Rudat: I don't know, it's hard to say. I don't think so. Okay, you know we're talking about tastes of music too. NS: That's what I'm trying to find out. Rudat: When it comes to miniconcerts as of next year I could see more of that come in, but I think for right now you have to throw major concerts. Okay we brought in ShaNaNa. And let's face it, Newscope gave it a real good review, one of the few things we've don that's gotten a good review and then it turns out to be one of the things that we've lost the most money on. NS: Is Your Father's Mustache going to be at the end of the year thing? Rudat: Yeah. They're going to come back for part of the first night and I think we're going to try a free blues concert in the afternoon, blues or really hard rock. I wanted to get a hard rock band that night, but it seems some of the members don't want it. NS: I was just wondering why things like at The End last year there was Your Father's Mustache and we're getting them again this year, and Buddy Rich is a repeat and that's a major concert, isn't it? Rudat: Well I wouldn't call Your Father's Mustache a major concert. It's one of the bands that play. We might even have a German band out there this year. We're putting on every kind we can get, something for everybody. Most of th e people just go there to get drunk. I got drunk listening to Your Father's Mustache. I couldn't stand them sober, but after I got drunk I didn't mind them. What the hell. NS: Is it going to be any different from last year? Rudat: It's hard to say, it's still being planned and I haven't been to many meetings of the Special Events committee yet. We'd like to get more student VI gWlUCUUV/UlJ 111 ISU 11. 'AAftAiunwnwnaimMmifui»mfm»uiajnuiaAwji»Mwwm»wii SCHLITZ m— Vodka full quart. Gin full quart Paul Masson Pott Rum— full quart— - $449 -fifth $319 Would your club or organization like a Wine Tasting Contact Fred Cook, 637-4101 1 Your complete home wine making center. Andre Cold Duck fifth Roma Cianti fifth $J50 $*|05 fWhere the fun starts before the party begins." Pfices good through Sundav Anrik*n»h nantTf MTrSTGATE 0N H,GHWAY 20- WASH.MGTON AVENUE AND 0H.0 STREET DAILY 9 A.M. TO 9:30 P.M. MONDAY THRU SATURDAY • SUNDAY 10 A.M. TO 6 P.M. NS: Have you tried? Rudat: Well, we're going to have to send out letters or I'm going to have to get on the phone. Booths and things. What I would like to get is one of those deals with the tank; you know, you throw a ball and a chick falls in the water. Like if you guys could dig up something like that and wanted to bring it in there I don't see any hassle. NS: If a student organization wanted to put something on they'd first go to PAB? ( Rudat: Right. NS: Do you think the students accept PAB? Rudat: Well the average of 600 students attending our dances seem to accept it. And 50 o r so people at the Whiteskellar seem to accept it. So what can I say? I guess the average student calls for polls, well we had that. We tried that with the films this year. Okay, there was a lot of students that showed up, but not the vast majority. But then does the vast majority go to the polls to vote for Student Government? I think that it's fantastic that with the apathy on this campus that we get that many people into the Whiteskellar, that's why I wish Newscope would point that out to the students. You know, Student Government's trying to bring this campus together, so are we, socially. Wolfe to Lecture on Diet Dr. George Wolfe, coordinator of physical education at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, will conduct a public lecture at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday at Room 104, Kenosha campus, on diet and weight control. The lecture is open to the public at no charge. jM* <d' famous for CARL'S PIZZA 9" - 12" - 14" - 16". 4 ALSO In Four Sizes • RIBS • SPAGHETTI • CHICKEN GNOCCHI • RAVIOLI • LA SAGNA • SEA EOOD • SANDWICHES CARRY-OUTS - DELIVERY "YOU KIHC, . . . W E B R I N G " L 657-9843 or 658-4922 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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