1 10 13 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/a5a86cf82f5c6a9e1b9269d1ee85a11a.pdf 4ab9a2138579b6a9776351a8e028cd63 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student Research Highlighted Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ~!~~~ent ~,~search Highlighted This idea is the had attended, all disciplines were faculty may be unaware of what's going on Thirteen of UW-Parkside's twenty-six brainchild of Dale represented. "I never attended anything like in other departments. Undeclared students departments w~ll. ~e represented at the Wheeler. UW- that before," said Wheeler. "I thought it was can look through the presentations to sec Creative Acuvrues and Research Parkside chemis- neat, and why shouldn't we have one here? what majors Lheyare interested in pursuing. Recognition Day. Parkside's Chorale and try professor and It would be a great opportunity. "We need to get the word out," said JazzEnsemble will perform their repertoire. coordinator of the Undergraduates put a lot of work into their Wheeler. "We have every right to be proud T h e C o m p u ter Science Department wI'11 fai W projects, and it's better to get recognition of this.... Parkside tries to set itself apart, to arr. heeler got offerinteractive workstations. Art students the idea from a campus-wide than from just two or three say, 'We're more research oriented .... will have a slide show of their work, And similar conference professors, It's good to be recognized by Following the fair, the presenters can . . your peers:' compare notes at a short reception with y e t there is more! You can get free held last year I' n In addition to recognition, the fair will Chancellor Smith. s u m m aries of all forty presentations at the Michig a II d n ca e also highlight research from the entire fair. which will be held in Main Place the Natio I C f f U . . na onerence 0 ndergraduate campus since Friday, Apn121, from 1-4 pm. The event IS Research. Unlike previous conferences he students and Mind the Ps and Qs byBrianMatsen have to pay extra for the semester break if we're In a current Quality University Environment going to stay here," read the statement in the QUE (QUE) Gram, several suggestions to make the Gram, "I believe that since we the students that stay University serve its population, and responses to on campus, shouldn't have to pay for the time that we these suggestions were made. These interest stay on campus. After all, the basketball teams [do students, faculty, and the outside community of not] have to pay," Parkside alike. DeAnn Possehl, the Director of Residential Life, Pedestrian access was promoted by a student who said that there is going to be "no charge" for these I said that "the south part of the campus, now adjacent students, The student must show proof of registration toall sorts of housing, would be the most obvious at the 4C building. placeto start." This individual wants pedestrian An issue brought up by another student concerned accessto the campus because it would help students the Phy Ed building, "I would like to know why the I overcome difficulties and dangers that they may face swimming pool has been open fewer hours in late fall during the winter when they try to gain access to the and early winter than it was in early fall." This person campus. was upset at the pool hour's lack of flexibility and Thisindividual was upset that Willj~ W, Streeter, lack of «good" timing. "This seems especially strange Vice Chancellor of Administration and Fiscal Affairs, since in November and December it is much more hadnotgot back to him/her when he/she said, "I hope difficult to get outside for exercise." that the lack of response to date means that this In a phone conversation with Linda Draft, the proposal is being given serious consideration," but a Director of Athletics, she explained that the response was soon given. "Your proposal [had been], swimming pool had been open less hours than at the indeed, given serious consideration," Streeter beginning of the semester, due to a mid-term budget responded, then unfortunately continued by writing, analysis, In other words, "We looked at payroll," she I "a sidewalk project as you suggest would be very said and "it was ahead of schedule." More hours were costlyespecially in an environment of budget cuts." booked for 1 ife guards - "Far and above in past Inaddition, he noted that only a small handful of years." In a response in the QUE Gram, she wrote I students had raised a related concern. But fortunately, that "Lifeguard expense was running ahead of budget herequested QUE readers, who would use a sidewalk and if we did not cut back hours we would either run onthesouth part of the campus, to please notify him into deficit at the end of the fiscal year or have to I in writing, close the pool entirely during the part of spring Another suggestion was for students that stay on semester." She did not want this to happen and a campus, intending to go to summer school, etc., deficit was unacceptable, so hours were cut - hours . dUring itssemester breaks, should not have to pay for that were mostly used. The current hours are M: 11-4, rOOm andboard, "I mean it is ironic that we pay all of 5-6; T: 5:30pm-8; W: I 1-4; 10: 11-3,5-6:30; F: 11-4; thismoney for room and board, then find out that we S: noon-3:30; and Su: 4:30-7. UW-Parkside announces budget reduction planning efforts I FUJ1her cuts in the UW System's 1995-97 budget order to help balance the state's budget. , willseriously affect the delivery of affordable and "If we are forced to make even deeper cuts, we WIll '1 quality education at the University of Wisconsin- be faced with decreases In ,~t~de.~ su~~o~~~ervlce: Parkside, Chancellor Eleanor Smith said Thursday. and instructional programs, mi sh al , .e m~s uw P 1 afeguard our commitments to t IS region y ~ arkside is currently working on. wa~s 0 S ,. . universit education at an , reducethe campus budget for the next bienruurn. providing qua,~Ity Y Campus Planning, for reductions was prompted by the affordable Pfllc.e. . plans are reconsidering faculty ltate bud b'II' d b G Tommy Among pre munary : 10 ~et I Introduce y ov.. hin load, reorganizing the academic, schools, I In~mpson In February, calling for reducnons of the teac g r stipends for student advising and U'fI( Syste b d decreasmg surnme II m~ ~ get. , ' f It nve rn ance , and reducing the campus P TheprelImInary effort is part of a parllclpatory zorkf y g Other recommendations include utilizing rocess >l S ith 'd "F I ff and students wor oree. , h ' mil sal. acu ty, sta I' d ta bases to eliminate purchasing expensive avehad th . t possible on- me a fed. e opporturu ty to sugges . 1 . shifting some staff to IO-month contracts c UCtlOns and to respond to ideas from others,. ~s a ~ourn~ s~f 12 and funding some staff positions from aJnpus, we are working diligently to make declsJOns instea that v,-'ll . ,. and program revenues. . It I least affect our academic mISSIOn Th ' itial budget reduction planning process Udent" emil Th' ' , ' ' be an in December when Smith requested that a C IS week the legislature's budget-WrItIng JOint d g d 'sory committee consisting of faculty, staff Omm' . . of the bu get a VI , . . I g Ittee On Finance started its conslderatlOn d d nts representatives prepare milIa oVer ' J ph an stu e . I.e nor s budget. According .to State Sen. ose d tI'ons In February. the committee ea R ,'tt e recommen a ' ~e~' -Waupaca, co-chainnan of the comml e, ' BUDGET page 2 W System may have to absorb more cuts In see ' UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE April 20. 1995 Commencement ceremony The commencement ceremony for current graduates will be held on May 14, 1995 at 2 pm. in the Physical Education Building, Potential May graduates are currently being certified by the Student records office and those graduates will soon receive a mailing with information and instructions regarding the ceremony. Officials expect about 325 students will be eligible for May graduation. Because of the limited capacity of the Physical Education Building, graduates are being asked to limit the number of guests. Graduates who were eligible but unable to participate in the December commencement may lake part in the May commencement. Caps and gowns for graduates will be available in the Campus Bookstore. A variety of sizes will be available so pre-ordering and fitting are not required. Graduation announcements are also available in the Campus Bookstore, The deadline for notifying the Chancellor's Office that a May graduate plans to take part in the commencement exercises is April 26, 1995. For more information on eligibility for May graduation, students should contact the Student Records Office. 595-2284, For general information about commencement, students should contact the Chancellor's Office, 595-2368. Union TYME machine returns After a three-month absence, an Elmwood, the teller will accept automated teller machine has been withdrawals only. Once the new reinstalled in the Union's north 400-bed residence hall is built, a lobby, just outside Union Square. new tell er will be added that The original equipment was accepts deposits and other removed by its bank owner at the transactions . end of a five-year agreement. The Among the cards accepted at the bank had claimed a lack of ATM station: TYME, HONOR, transactions at the machine. Shazam, Magic Line, Master Card, Under the new five-year Fastbank, Express Teller, Instant agreement with the Bank of Cash, Pulse and Cirrus. Lowerdrinking age likely. to the Editor page 3 page 4 page 6 Past president of NIH to speak at UW- Parkside on April 28 Budget, continued from page 1 submitted their reduction suggestions to Smith and UW-Parkside senior ~ administrators. Subsequent recommendations made by senior administrators will be reviewed and discussed by governance groups during follow-up meetings this month. "None of these recommendations will be final until we know for Sure what is contained in the state budget," Smith said. "Because we don't expect to know what the final cuts will look like until after commencement, we wanted to begin the discussion while students and most faculty were still on campus." The university budget is part of the state budget expected to be approved by the legislature by June. boards of numerous scientific journals. The WallenIModine Lecture Series is funded by the Wallen Endowment Fund and the Modine Manufacturing Endowed Lecture Fund. For more information, call Eugene Goodman, UW-Parkside professor of biological sciences at (414) 595-2327. inclusion of women in clinical studies. Previously women were not included in testing groups. She also established a major intramural laboratory for human genetics at NIH and oversaw the elevation of nursing to an Institute for Nursing Research. Healy has been active in several Federal advisory groups. including the White House Science Council and chair of the Advisory Panel for New Developments in Biotechnology of the Office of Technology Assessment of the U.S. Congress, and a member of the NASA Life Sciences Strategic Planning Study Committee. A native of New York City. Healy is a graduate of Vassar College and Harvard Medical School. She completed postgraduate training in internal medicine and cardiology at The Johns Hopkins School of Medicine. She has written extensively in the areas of cardiovascular research and medicine, health and science policy and has served on the editorial Dr. Bernadine P. Healy, immediate- past director of the National Institutes of Health (NlH) will speak at the 8th Annual Veronica Wallen/Modine Manufacturing Lecture at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Friday, April 28. The free lecture, "Medical Research and its Impact on Health Care," will be held at 2pm in Molinaro 104. Healy, recognized for her work and advocacy of women's health issues, focuses on how medical research is brought into the health care delivery system and ultimately benefits individuals. She is currently senior policy advisor at the Page Center at The Cleveland Clinic Foundation. Healy was first appoi med by President Bush to head the NIH in 1991. As past director, she launched the NIH Women's Health Initiative, a $625 million effort [0 study the causes, prevention and cures of diseases that affect women. She spearheaded efforts that require the Seeking an MBA? Come to UW-P open house May 3 Volunteer Opportunities I :OO-4:00pm on Saturday, April 22. Help celebrate the 25th anniversary of Earth Day by doing something for the environment. Sign up today in the Volunteer Office. ALL SAINTS HOSPICE SCHEDULES r TRAINING. Racine residents interested in working with the terminally ill please respond. Training is set for Saturdays, June 3rd- 9-4, 10th 9-4 & 17th- 9-11. Lunch provided. Mature. responsible students are encouraged to sign up in the Volunteer Office. LITTLE LEAGUE FOR CHILDREN WITH DISA8ILlTIES. Volunteer as a buddy, coach or umpire on Saturdays from IO:OOarn- 12:30pm beginning May 20th through August 12th at the c.Y.c. Field in Kenosha. There are no strike outs, outs at first base and no score .., Just fun! Sign up in the Volunteer Office. EARTH DA Y OPPORTUNITIES. Help clean up North Beach in Racine from 8:30-11 :30 or Chi waukee Prairie in Kenosha from Career and business opportunities for individuals interested in a master's degree in business administration (MBA) will be discussed during an open house at 'tp.rn. Wednesday, May 3. in Room l04-106 of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Union. The university's MBA program will be discussed and individuals will hear how professionals can complete an MBA program in as little as three years. Information and applications for the Graduate Management Admission Test (GMAT) will also be available. Admission requirements, prerequisites, curriculum overview, the evening class schedule and changes in the GMAT. will be discussed by Joanne Canyon-Holler, director of MRA ad mis sion s lJW-P husi nes s faculty also will be available to provide an overview of courses offered. In addition, several graduates of UW-Parkside's MBA program will be available to discuss the impact MBA's had on their career advancement and development. For more information on the MBA open house, call the School of Business at (414) 595-2046 between 8a.m. and 4:30pm, Monday through Friday. Volunteer of the week of the children is what I enjoy most. Even the teachers are impressed with the 55 foot whale." Eeva Bums, supervisor of the whale team and UW-Parkside student, commented on Donna's dedication to the whale project. "We wouldn't do the whale without her. She is always there when I need her. Donna is someone who is dependable, assertive and especially dedicated." Thanks Donna for using your teaching skills in providing an exciting hands-on activity for Kenosha and Donna Poulsen Racine children. Beva and Donna are scheduled to visit ten elementary schools between May 15th and June 6th. New volunteers are welcome to help at one, six or all ten schools. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. Next week is National Volunteer Week! David Iorio Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" for their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared within the community and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer i; Donna Poulsen. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside is deeply saddened by the passing away of one of the 1994 Graduates and a friend of many here at the uni versity, David Iorio. David died as a result of a life-long battle with Muscular Dystrophy. We send our condolences to the family and friends. . David went beyond what Wany others, given the same Clrpilmstances would ever have attempted, and made an impossible dream 'become rea1ity. Those of us who knew David will always remember not only his':lpendly smile an,d.9uret manner' but also h,js getenniuati9nto w~rk to.wards his go~\ desplfe the. pi:edict~ grim. futtire. fJe,;)Vas I! \,!odel~~.~ coqtlljle not onlY for th.ose Of1.IS with disablJities l;>Ut also fOI anyone, who.cfiuds themselves faced with what appears to be unsunnoun~blt. dis'ctiUragement and hONl1essness. ......, ..... " c· . We'll miSS you" 'd, 'But we:ll never ou'ilud yollt !il ...>"._, ' <..,,~,. ·'v .' - 'M ·,;:0~i·"··· :,i\·· \hef~po~sibll>!lre . Donna Poulsen is a senior majoring in Math working for a teaching certificate for grades 1-9. After student teaching in the fall, she will graduate in December with hopes for a junior high school teaching position in the Northern Illinois area. As an officer of the Student WEA Organization, Donna became a regular participant as a whale education specialist beginning last summer. "Being a part of the school presentations has taught me how prepared I have to be when anticipating questions the children will ask." said Donna. "Watching the faces UW - Parkside Police Incident Report was issued on 3125/95. Violation - Visitor was cited for expired regulation and no driver's license, Building 5 & 6, (I :53 a.rn.) - A student called UPPS stating that his brother had been shuck with a closed fist in his left eye by an unknown male. Report submitted. 4/13/95 Inc 95-250 Traffic Violation/Other, Outer Loop & Cth G, (5:53 pm) - UPPS officer observed driving vehicle with expired registration. Citation issued. the balcony. 4/13/95 Inc 95-248 Traffic Violation, Hwy G at Hwy A, (7:25 am)- UPPS officer observed vehicle with no plates. investigation revealed subject not wearing seat bell. Citation issued. permit for motorcycles. Citation was issued. 4/11/95 Inc 95-243 Medical Assist - Student was having breathing problems. Subject was taken to the hospital via ambulance. 4/15/95 Inc 95-256 Suspicious Circumstances - UPPS officer noticed a vehicle on the cross country course. Investigation revealed open intoxicants in the vehicle. Driver was cited for operating while license suspended, for non- 4/15/95 Inc 95-255 registration of vehicle Traffic Violation - and displaying Citation issued after 20 unauthorized plates. Both days passed for the driver and the passenger 4/14/95 Inc 95-251 4/14/95 Inc 95-253 traffic warning notice for a were cited for open Simple Battery. Housing defective headlamp which intoxicants. 4/12/95 Inc 95-246 Criminal Damage to State Property, D-I C/ A Women's Restroom (5;08 pm) - Staff member found a metal barrette stuck in light switch. Physical Plant notified and report submitted. 4/15/95 Inc 95-254 Traffic Violation - Visitor was stopped for failure to display license plates. Verbal wammg given as driver had necessary paperwork. 4/11/95 Inc 95-244 Traffic Violation - Student was stopped for expired vehicle registration. Citation was issued. 4/13/95 Inc 95-251 Traffic Violation/Other, Outer Loop & Crh G, (6:08 pm) - UPPS officer observed a subject driving vehicle with expired registration. Citation was issued. 4/14/95 Inc 95-252 Simple Battery - A UW-P visitor was battered at housing by 2 unknown males as the visitor was walking to the parking lot. Medical attention required. Case pending. 4/13/95 Inc 95-249 Recovered Property, CA 235 (9:41 am) - A staff member contacted UPPS and informed them that a leather jacket was left. Item turned over to UPPS. Report submitted. 4/12195 Inc 95-247 Alcohol Violation ~Four housing students were cited for underage drinking. Complaint was for someone urinating off 4/11/95 Inc 95-245 Traffic Violation - Student was stopped at housing for violating restrictions of the learners When many letters express similar viewpoints, a representative sample may be published. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL DI39C) before noon on Monday. Leiters must be typed and double- spaced, must contain no misleading or libelous content, and must include the author's name and phone number. Leiters which fail to comply will be returned to the author. The Ranger News reserves the right to editleners. 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Questions concerning specific article should be directed to the appropriate section editor. Letters to the Editor must follow guidelines outlined In the Editorial section. The Ranger News is published by students of the University of wlsconstn-Parkstde who are solely responsible for the editorial polley and content contained herein. 3 I Observations Oems Not Dead Yet OMSA Under Fire by Cheryl Murphy Guest Editorial successfully. Historically, this office has provided disadvantaged and minority students with expert advising and programming aimed at multicultural awareness which enhances general education and informs. Student Life does this as well, but OMSA concentrates its focus on those students it serves. The staff is, and has been. a well informed, accessible group of professionals devoted to the success and retention of students, challenging them to excellence. OMSA is needed at UW-Parksidc. Its budget is justified based on need. It has recently brought together several major status student organizations and clubs, advising and housing them. As a direct result, the groups have formed a cohesive base which provides an open forum for interaction between them and the university at all levels. This is expressed in a collective sense of identity and a new level of comfort. This sense of comfort has often been lacking in this university. It may well be the only consistent internal balance available to multiculLural groups of students attempting to function effectively in an often hostile environment. Any attempt at reorganization should consciously strive to maintain this. incorporating student input, while continuing to provide students with qualified, experienced advisors. such as Larry Turner and Nydia Adames-Petry. It is my understanding that the budget cuts will come out of funding accounts #102 and #402. I would challenge any package of CUIS aimed mainly at the lower 50% of the university employment hierarchy. I believe there is a need for a multicuhural center on this campus. Strategies such as expert advising, physical space, accessibility, available staff, etc ...• are extremely important to the continued success of this program. This may be a budget issue, but I would suggest that it is much more than that. If we adopt a wait and see attitude at this point, we lose, again. If you wear the green and blue ribbons representing student power and unity, be prepared. There may be more to do in support of those engaged in this bau!e. This university is a cohesive entity; what impacts adversely on a portion of the population ultimately effects the whole. According to Booker T. Washington, "You can't hold a man (group) down without staying down there with him." C. 1. Nelson Congressmen Shifting parties actually First let's establish (he fact that the happens the above scenario will not Democratic party is a~out to expire. apply). Consider that in 1965 the Republicans A switch of 3 seats in either chamber were considered dead, and again in would give the Democrats control of one 1975. The Democrats were supposed to house of the Wisconsin legislature. be on their last legs in the eighties. For the above to happen the Three years ago the Republicans were Democrats must jget off their haunches again supposed to need life support and stand for something. I hear over and when George Bush blew a 91 % approval over again on radio, in the paper and on rating and lost his presidency. C·SPAN that no one knows what the I have the following numbers for Democrats now stand for. Just being Democrats to consider, 7%, 16% and 15. against Newt and calling all things These numbers explain why the Republican mean spirited and extremist Democratic party can have hope. Bill will not be enough. Clinton received 43% of the vote in The public actually did the Democrats 1992. If he can pick up 7% more of the a favor by weeding out the dead wood. electorate he can win outright regardless The removal of Jack Brooks, Dan of any third party candidates. Clinton Rostenkowski, Tom Foley and other has hovered with an approval rating of fossils from another era allow the around 43%-45%. If the Republicans Democrats the luxury of rebuilding nominate a very conservative candidate (actually it's a necessity). If the (as is increasingly likely) 10 oppose Democrats come up with new Clinton in 96, then Clinton has an approaches to deal with the Nation's ills excellent chance of picking up his then election success will follow. missing 7%. One idea is in the area of Affirmative In 1992 voter turnout has been pegged . Action. Recent polls indicate wide at between 53% and 55%. The turnout public support of Affirmative Action for the recent off year election has been type remedies if they are based more on estimated at between 35% and 38%. economic basis and less on gender, or The difference is approximately 16%. It racial requirements. Changing to an is highly likely that a percentage of economic focus would allow the voters above 50% will vote in '96. Can Democrats to stand for something. -Tbe anyone truly argue that an additional Democrats may do well to acknowledge 16% turnout in '94 would not have had a that an ec-onomic class system has in fact Barb Churchill major impact on the results? I would bet developed in the country. The Dems Ranger columnist serious currency that the Democrats could stand for people wanting to This week, I am again going to focus on the drinking age. would not have taken such a beating had improve their economic lot in life, According to the Sunday, April 16th issue of the Racine the turnout been at '92 levels. Spending on education (be careful there Journal Times. it is now considered "very likely" that the If the Democratic party picks up are other education issues that if not drinking age will be lowered again to 19. Republicans are now fifteen seats in the House of handled properly could hurt them) and in charge of both the state and federal legislatures, making it Representatives in '96 they'll regain support of a minimum wage increase are easier under the present political circumstances to get a new control. This is not at all out of the good issues on which a platform can be drinking age passed in Wisconsin. The issue is "underfunded realm of possibility. What we would constructed. mandates vs. civil rights." Maybe both can be reconciled. with have (and what I am increasingly The Democrats have one big Achilles the present political office bearers. "Underfunded mandates" are mandates from the federal coming to believe will happen) is a heel and that is character and leadership. House with an almost even split between Next week, let's all meet here and government that aren't fully (01': sometimes at all) covered by federal funds. These mandates include Clean-Air regulations. the parties (note: if the rumor of a discuss a lack of leadership. massive shift of southern Democratic Clean Water regulations, and of course the federally mandated '~':'::'''::::';:'-::~::::;:::::':'::''':;::~;:;~':'::'~:-.---"'''i_.'i"1r.;----, 2l-year old drinking age for highway money. These e t t e r s t o t h e E d ltor "mandates"arenolongerval;d,asofFebruary.1995,whenthe Congress passed a law prohibiting them. That makes tbe passage of the 19-year old drinking age that much closer to reality. Every year since 1985, the Wisconsin Legislature has proposed a bill lowering the drinking age to 19. This is partly because of our independent heritage. We in Wisconsin really abhor governmental interference in our lives, and we want them to JUST BUTf OUT OF OUR SOCIAL LIVES! This, combined with a predominantly Republican legislature, will grant passage of the under-21 year old drinking age law. Under the guise of budget reduction proposals, internal, hidden agendas may be, once again, rearing their ugly heads at UW -Parks ide. The Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA), formerly CECA, is in jeopardy, again. A Budget and Review committee proposal dated 2/28/95 stated that some of the office's functions may be duplicated in other areas. i.e. the advising and pre- college programs. In the past, programs and/or personnel that are not popular at Parks ide, were subjected to a systematic dispersal of personnel, functions, and ultimately, purpose. OMSA/CECA was reviewed about three years ago. the review committee was emphatic in backing a program that provides support for groups of students that may not have an effective, in-place support system available to them outside of that setting. Of course, if you remove an employee's' or program's function, reassigning it to other areas. it will then appear to be less than effective. On the other hand, if you 3110w programs and personnel to perform their duties as described in their mission statements and job descriptions, they may well be able to perform One Liberal1s Opinion Besides, the Democrats have nothing against this law in principle either, so they should have no reason to vote against it Also, we have a pretty strong Tavern League, and they want the under-twenty one year old business. (Right now, it is currently illegal for anyone under 21 to step foot in the bar...even to play pool or darts without drinking one drop of alcohol. Where is the logic in that?) A5> for the maturity issue, does it really make sense for there to be one standard for one set of people and one for another? I've met some pretty mature 18 year olds, who are supporting their whole families. I've also met some immature ones, but there are immature people in any crowd. Age is fundamentally irrelevant Experience is what really matters. The most irresponsible person I've recently met is a 76-year old man, who was buying alcohol to get drunker than he already was. (l refused to let him buy. If they are too drunk, you can refuse them, no matter what the age.) Then he got into his car, and hit a light pole at my place of employment. (That just goes to prove that this guy was already too drunk to have any more liquor.) Now, legally, this guy was allowed to drink. But, why should he have been? He obviously didn't have any common sense, or he never would have been so drunk as to hit a light pole. The moral of the story is: Urge your reps to pass this bill quickly when it is submitted. (And keep "Grandpa" off the street if he's been drinking.) To thew Editor, Since becoming the Director of University Police in August 1994, "Parking" and the decisions of the "Parking appeals committee" has caused more complaints and criticism than any other issue I have encountered. It is my intent to describe the l function, purpose and the limitations of the "Parking appeals committee", for r those interested members of the university community who desire clarification. Historically, the committee is appointed by the chancellor and consists of six voting members, two faculty, two students and two staff. The director of University Police serves in an ex-officio, relative to parking. Appointments to the committee are made May for one year and no one from University Police Department shall be appointed to this " committee as a voting member. The chairperson shall be appointed by the chancellor from the members of the committee. f Functions, Powers and procedures: I~ The committee will hear and act upon appeals of parking tickets issued by the University Police. The decision of the appeal committee is final. The decision shall be based solely on written appeals and evidence with no provision for oral presentations by the appellant. The decision shall be based on a majority Vote of the committee members. A committee member may not participate in the deliberations or voting on any appeal he/she may have before the committee. The parking appeals Committee shall report to (he chancellor at least once a year. If, after two weeks of written solicitations of nominations, no nominations are forthcoming, the chancellor shall appoint the necessary representatives. Any changes to the existing system ITIUSt be presented to the "Health, safety and environmental committee" for approval/denial and implementation! deletion. The "Parking Appeals Committee" meets as needed throughout the semester 10 consider appeals. The committee normally schedules a meeting when we have approximately one hundred (100) "Appeals" to review. This is done in an effort to limit meeting times, and accommodate committee members having other responsibilities and obligations. Either myself or Sergeant Leuenberger along with Mrs. Norma Rukavina, Program Assistant three, complete the "Parking Appeals Committee." My job is to read each appeal in it's entirety, without revealing the identity of the appellant to the other members of the Committee. 1 am also available to answer any questions as it relates to the rules and or regulations on parking. Mrs. Rukavina is present strictly to record the results of the committee's findings. After reading the "Appeal", and answering any questions, the committee votes, with the majority ruling. Rukavina, mails out correspondence to the appellants informing tbem of the results. Based on the number of complaints received, I would like to create a "Focus Group", composed of faculty, staff, students and interested community individuals from Kenosha and Racine. The purpose of this "Focus Group" would be to find ways to make visiting the University, a positive experience, which would include a critical examination of the current parking policies in effect on campus and the recourse available (0 individuals who feel they have been erroneously ticketed, towed, warned or treated. In the very near future, I will be contacting individuals who have expressed an interest in possibly modifying the Parking, Ticketing and Towing procedures now in place at the university. To the editor of The Ranger News: occurs when we listen to and talk with those who are different than us, or who disagree with us. The intended effect of the individual(s) censorship of the GLO posters was to limit participation in the Out and About Week activities-therefore limiting learning opportunities for the entire campus community. The lack of acceptance or tolerance demonstrated by the individual(s) who destroyed the GLO posters has no place at a University, and is in direct violation of University policies. If anyone has information about the individuals who destroyed the posters, please contact the Dean of Students Office, Union 209. Ms. [Barb] Churchill raises a valid point when stating that many miscategorized bands are not actually "alternative." In my opinion, she has overzealously crowned herself "Alternative Music Guru." (Any Guru would know that Stone Temple Pilots are actually from California and NOT Seattle.) "Alternative" indicates a deviation from the mainstream. How can Alice in Chains be "alternative" when anyone can sample their music when renting a Matt Dillon flick from any local video store? This fact proves that what was once "alternative" is now mainstream. In your cross country search for an "alternative" scene, you failed to recognize the variety of music forty short miles north of here. If you are looking for bands that deviate from the nann, Citizen King, The Pacers, and Sometimes Sweet Susan have three distinct sounds that I would begrudgingly label as "alternative" simply because it has become such a garbage can term into which all different types of music is thrown. Ms. [Barb] Churchill's discontent feeds into the negative stereotypes of our generation. A majority of people our age do not feel trapped in "Generation X," and are not searching for answers in the lyrics of songs by the Offspring. "Gen X"is another label with a litany of catch phrases created by those who do not understand and therefore cannot control our generation. It is almost impossible for one person to be an authority on a subject that encompasses such diversity. Sincerely, B.H. Smith To Members of the UW-Parkside Community: .On Saturday, April 15, six members of the Gay and Lesbian Organization (GLO) spent over five hours making and hanging banners for Out and About Week activities. On Sunday, the banners had all been defaced and/or removed and discarded. As stated in the Chancellor's Commitment to Diversity document, "The University of Wisconsin-Parks ide must create a teaching and learning environment in which we can grow and learn from each other by appreciating the knowledge, experiences and perspectives that each one of us contributes to the learning community." Students should come to campus to learn. Learning often Sincerely, Diane Welsh Director, University Activities To the Editor, Something has been troubling me of late. Around campus the past few years I've noticed a preponderance of squirrel, rabbit, shrew and other small, furry mammal carcasses, usually missing parts of their lifeless bodies. Being a small, furry, mammal lover I've been deeply troubled by this and have studied (he problem in depth. What I discovered was that these animals had been partially pureed by the Parkside grounds crew's lawnmowers. Apparently these wonderful creatures were being traumatized and frozen where they stood by the sight and sound of these mechanical beasts bearing down upon them. After many a sleepless night I think I may have found a solution to the inadvertent slaying of these innocent, dare I say "peoples". It would not be to great an expense, given the reward of saving lives, to hire a person for the grounds crew to walk one or two hundred feet in front of the lawn mowers during their lime of operation with a bullhorn announcing something to the effect of. "Attention. all small, furry mammals. The big. noisy, fearsome beast behind me is only a lawnmower. Please retreat to your respective burrows for an hour or two and you will not be harmed. Thank you," Sincerely, Mike Schaefer Parkside student and friend of small, furry mammals everywhere. Robert Deane UW-P Chief of Police 4 8 T S 8e~1 Live IIIle;v/l:w FLESI1 by Robby Thompson 1 have to say that I didn't know what to expect from my night at the Rave in Milwaukee. I was to interview the band Flesh before they opened for Extreme. My experience back stage with the band Flesh was one of mutual respect. Here were four guys who had to play in front of a huge crowd that night, and some how they found the time to sit down with a college student from a town they never heard of and answer every question that was asked of them. After I got done interviewing them I felt as if I had just sal down with personal friends that I had known for years. Not only were they great guys, but they seemed to be very respectful in the ways they carried themselves. Missing were the backstage antics we always hear rumors of. What I saw were four professional muaici ans with professional attitudes! Flesh is: Paulo Bettencourt- vocals, Gonga- Drums, Markus-guitar, and Stephen Powell - bass. When ( first sat down with Flesh I wanted to know what these rock stars had on their minds before a big show. "Rock 'n' roll man!" Paulo quickly replied. "We let the music do the talkin" Markus also answered. These guys have a great CO, but given the fact that grunge is real popular right now I asked if they have a hard time finding an audience since their music is more rock influenced. "We've always had a huge audience at home. We've been appreciated at home and our fans have stuck by us. The bands around us have gone to grunge, but we've always stuck to what we know how to do," replied Markus. Then Stephen added, "We mostly play the New England area, and it seems that our name has a good aura to it, so people come and hear the new stuff." Stephen went on to explain how they draw crowds in the western part of the country. "Since we've been doing the tour with Extreme and they draw the crowd. Luckily our styles are both hard rock, so they have harmonies and we have harmonies. We're both not grunge bands, we're both not alternative, so their crowd is more likely to be receptive to us than not. As opposed to if we were touring with Offspring or something." 1 asked the band what they thought of the new "grunge" scene and what the Boston music scene is like. "I think it's Rock 'n' roll," said Paulo. Then Markus remarked that it is ironic that alternative music is what's now mainstream. Everyone laughed while Paulo said that big thing in Boston was alternative. I asked who their main influences were, who caused them to pick up an instrument. "I always loved The Who, as well as Queen. Those are the early days. Then I got mellow and started listening to Steely Dan and now I listen to everything, all over the place," said Markus. "That pretty much goes for all of us. We all have similar styles. I'm sure we all love bands like Queen, who has been a major influence to us, and also bands like The Who, Cheap Trick, and the Beatles,' said Stephen. Markus explained their new CD as "Yellow" while Paulo said it was "Black." Stephen went into more detail of explaining their CD as, "Kind of like a bumble bee." (The packaging on their new CD just happens to be yellow and black- I meant the music). Since they went into such great detail about what their music looks like I asked them to explain what it sounds like. "It's up beat too, not morbid," replied both Stephen and Markus. "I would like to compare it to not saying we are "as great as" or .. any less than," but compared to bands like the Rolling Stones, Queen, and the Who, that are just bands who play Rock 'n' roll, it's not "alternative," it's not "pop," and it's not "heavy metal." It's just what they feel at the time," said Stephen. I told them lhat there was an impression of a great "feel good" album. Markus then said, "You hit it on the head. A lot of our songs are a liUle older and very psyched to be alive, as opposed to when you become jaded and start writing some bitchy songs, which will be on the second album. (laughs) It's pretty pumped! We've been in the clubs a long time and a lot of the riffs have to work the second you hear them or you don't get a response. So say if we write a song, then play it live, then come back to the practice room and say hey, that bridge was really long winded, then we'll just get rid of it. The live show shapes our song writing." I had to ask who the Beavis and BUllhead fan was because there was someone yelling "Fire, Fire'[on the song "Think Too Much." So as everyone pointed to Paulo he remarked "Beavis rules Man!" Markus said "We were in the studio that weekend and it just happened to be on. It was just one of those jokes you couldn't get out of your head. So, he wanted to do it, and we're all like "ah sh!t." But he did it anyway, and it was funny." Paulo explained that his favorite episode was the one where Beavis pulled his shirt up over his head ... "The Great Bungholio." Markus explained where the name "Flesh" came from, "it was just a name with no meaning behind it, although as times went on, I choose to think of it as a brotherhood that is non discriminating. It's not black flesh, and it's not white flesh, it basically puts us all in the same boat." From listing to their album it was obvious that their are great musicians that know what they are doing, so I wanted to know how they reached that level. Paulo said that you have to work hard and stick together to make it anywhere, and Gongo added that you also have to love what you are doing. "Every time a style changes don't rush to be like that style or write like it because your going to be new no matter what. Just write what you love," said Stephen. Paulo said that Flesh has plans for making more albums in the future. "I think the word is longevity. We want to stick together and be called Flesh," said Stephen. The last question I had for Flesh was "Who is your favorite Brady?" Markus said his favorite, was Greg, and Gongo and Stephen had to agree because he was the one and only Johnny Bravo. Paulo, however, said his favorite was Marsha, in the later episodes. When it came time for Flesh to hit the stage they not only lived up to the great sound on their CD, they lived up to everything they said they would be. They went on stage being only themsel ves, and blew the amazed audience away. The only thing I wasn't sure of was who had a better time-the audience, or the four guys on stage. Biographies of Senate Candidates The Parks ide Student Government Association is re- part in Parkside's Leadership like a laughingstock. voice for all students' concerns. 2000 program in Fall '94. Ten Jacobson Additional Comments: Student running its Spring Senate election April 19 and 20 in Organized a rally to save OMSA. JR. Psychology/Political Science Government is not a joke. It's Roger Spear the Molinaro concourse. Following (in alphabetical Reasons: I feel that the student Qualifications: SUFAC Chair, more than just all arena for social JR, Pre-Pharmacy order) are candidate biographies submitted to the body needs the right people to Legislative Affairs Chair, Past cliques. Qualifications: Served as both voice their concerns. Senators Vice President of CIA, etc. treasure-r and president of the Ranger. need to be out and about on Reasons: To continue working to AmiOrava Sauk Prairie chapter of FFA. Dexter Bovee. tasks or decisions. I am campus knowing what is going save the students money. I have FR, Theatre Served as Secretary of the Sauk SR, Psychology personable and have experience on and not in the office hiding. 1 worked hard to save federal Qualifications: Past member of Prairie High Spanish Club. Qualifications: Senator of PSGA working with others. want to make sure that the financial aid, to keep tuition student government. Familiarity Academic All-American during (perfect attendance, to the best of Reasons: I want to be involved in Design for Diversity program is down, to cap tuition, to stop with workings of PSGA. 1993-94 season. 3 times on the his knowledge), member Social PSGA. I would like to make sure implemented to its fullest extra credit tax. to stop tuition Multicultural liaison to United Dean's List. Member of the Issues Committee, member of that the athletes have a voice in Additional Comments: The rest surcharges, and to keep Council. 1993-94 National Championship Shared Governance Committee what is happening at our school of the Senate needs to stop segregated fees from raising at Reasons: I want to help make All-Academic Wrestling Team. of United Council. and in PSGA. I am interested in nitpicking and work on student outrageous rates. I was chair of Parkside a better place for the Reasons: To improve the PSGA Reasons: I have consistently knowing why some of the things issues. SUFAC this year and we students. I want to get things and Uw-Parkside as a whole. To voted for students' rights and happen the way they happen here managed to keep segregated fees done. represent the athletes of UW~ will continue to do so. 1do not at Parkside. J. Luis Garces at the same rate as last year. I Parkside. allow my personal convictions to FR, Communications have lobbied local legislators to Lisa Rios James Dolphin Edwardo Vargas influence my decisions when Qualifications: When I was a keep them from slashing the UW JR, Psychology SO, SpanishIPolitical Science students' rights are concerned. I FR, Education sophomore in high schooll was System money. Qualifications: Secretary of Qualifications: Hispanic will stop the bureaucracy in Qualifications: Member of the elected treasurer. During my HOP. Active member of HOP Organization Vice-President, PSGA. A vote for you is a vote Alcohol and Drug Prevention senior year I achieved the status Gabriel MiUerd since 1992. Senator in PSGA, active member for me. Team at Wisconsin Lutheran. of school senator. JR. Philosophy Reasons: 1would like to be more in school activities. Additional comments: VOTE! Captain of 'he- freshman Reasons: I really want to help Qualifications: SUFAC student involved with school decisions. Reasons: I would liketo help the Voice ALL your concerns with wrestling team at Wisconsin. keep OMS A open. They help a at large, SOC secretary, Parkside Also to speak out for the student body in expressing their the PSGA and be heard. Reasons: To help improve PSGA lot of students in a lot of ways. II Philosophical Society President, students. concerns to the senate. I believe I and to help Parkside become a BnRC member, Leviathan of the have as many connections on would be a shame to see an campus, so I represent many Sheronda Brown better school. To represent the office like this shut down. No Remorse! Party, and «I Jeanne Sanchez students. SO, Business athletes of Parkside. Additional Comments: I will be FIGHT THE MAN!" SO, Spanish Additional Comments: I helped Qualifications: BSU officer, Jesus Farfan the first one to admit that PSGA Reasons: To fightlhe man. Qualifications: Past Secretary of organize the Multicultural rally LlDA student, volunteer for the has its faults, several of them Additional Comments: Drones PSGA, represented UWP at UC and want the students to take Women's Center. Good student SO. Biological Sciences. actually. It is time to get some unite- Fight the man! meetings, and I am a some of their rights back. and hard worker. Qualifications: I have been a member/officer of other Reasons: My reasons for seeking member of the Hispanic serious students in there and try Ronald Mulder organizations as well. Tyson Wilda this office are to provide a voice Organization at Parkside for the to fix its problems. If I'm JR, Physics/English Reasons: I wish to work on JR, Political Science elected, I'll do whatever it takes Qualifications: Perfect for the minority students and to past three semesters. I am a No Qualifications. multicultural and legislative attendanceas PSGA Senator. make changes where it is needed strong minded individual, willing to solve those problems! Reasons: Parkside is having issues facing our campus. Curren! President Pro-Tern, and to make sure changes do not to work hard for the best Angelita Garcia budget problems. Someone SUFAC member, B&RC occur where they are not needed. interests of the entire student FR, Education needs to look out for the interest Fernando Solis member, contributing editor of Additional Comments: I feel as body. Qualifications: Currently of the students and to fight to JR. Business/Finance First Amendment, Vice President though I am qualified La take a Reasons: I feel that all students attending the Leadership 2000 keep the endangered programs Qualifications: Active member PAW. writer Ranger. Managing of the Hispanic Organization at experience in the real world, seat because I'm a quick learner, on campus need to be program. open. long term experience arguing and I want to get more involved represented within the student Reasons: To aid my fellow Parkside since Fall '92. Intern at government association, and I CJ.Nelson the Offices of District Attorney political matters. with the student body of UW· am doing my part to represent student peers in voicing their SR, History and the Register of Deeds Reasons: to continue trying to Parkside. concerns. improve the work of student the minority community on Additional Comments: I am Qualifications: Ranger Reasons: My reason for seeking government and increase student Becky Crain campus. looking forward to being an columnist, 3.8 history GPA.I this office is to get involved in activism. To move PSGA out of SR. Accounting active representative for the submitted my research papers to student issues. I believe we trivial personal conflicts and Qualifications.Lthink I am as A. Anthony Flores the Kenosha County Historical should work with the students make it an organization that qualified as anyone else that is JR, Political Science, Ethnic student body in the PSGA. Society. Was a summer intern and administration to solve matters. running for the Senate. It is true Studies Muhannad Hamdan for Congressman Barca, 1994. problems we face today; for Additional Comments: Party that I have little experience in Qualifications: PSGA Senator JR, Sociology Reasons: The Senate seems example, parking, food services, affiliation- No Remorse! "I have come to kick ass and government, but I am willing to since Spring '92. Peer advisor Qualifications: Member of PIC. rudderless. Maybe my diversity, and other collective chew bubble gum. And I'm all .learn. I welcome responsibility for the Office of Multicultural AAO, PAC. I've been on B&RC. experience and maturity will issues or concerns that will arise Out of bubble gum." and do not retreat from difficult Student Affairs (OMSA). Took Reasons: For change. help stop PSGA from looking in the future. Also, I want to be a RR Piper, They Live po 5 ··ALL TRUE \t\1EALTH IS BIOLOGICAL by Barb Churchill unconscious. Naismith's party had safeguarded, and the plot is foiled. The novels of Lois McMaster been run off the planet by the H C d I' , b b owever, or e ta say must Bujold are quite interesting. Her Barrayarans, leaving her stranded. undergo high-risk surgery. Despite books are spiritually uplifting, which Both had to band together, enemies some tense moments, mother and is rare in science fiction literature, or no, or they wouldn't survive. baby come out of the surgery alive- and feature heroes and heroines that They find that they have a lot in except that he has bones as brittle as are complex, intelligent, and common, and fall in love. Despite chalk and is smaller than your intricately developed. I would like to difficulties, they manage to get average kitten. His growth will be summarize three of her books, married, foil a few plots, and start a stunted. Shards of Honor, Barrayar, and family. Borders of Infinity is the story of Borders of Infinity. Barrayar sets up a major problem: Miles Naismith Vorkosigan, Shards of Honor deals with the old emperor, Ezar, just died, Cordelia and Aral's only child. He Cordelia Naismith and AraJ leaving Vorkosigan as his regent for grows up to be four-foot nine inches Vorkosigan. They are st ars hi p Ezar's four year old grandson, tall, sort of a tall dwarf in captains on opposite sides of a war. Gregor. Vorkosigan isn't very appearance, but also has the brain of While exploring the galaxy, popular with most of the aristocracy, an Einstein when it comes to Naismith happened on a planet because he has progressive views. military tactics. He is a which might be a good place for her Many people set out to assassinate commissioned officer of the home world (Beta Colony. a desert him. While they miss him in their Barrayaran fleet, but also runs his planet) to colonize. However, when attempts, they do injure the pregnant own outfit of galactic mercenaries. she got there, Vorkosigan's Cordelia, and her unborn baby, and He has energy, he has guts, he is planetary survey (from the planet they manage to drive him and crippled, and he is one of the most Barrayar) had already arrived. Cordelia out of the capital. A compelling characters I have ever Vorkosigan was trying to stop a "pretender" government takes over, come across. There are three short mutiny, but he had been knocked but it doesn't last. Gregor is stories in Borders of Infinity. The Lights, Camera, Action ... CIRCLEOF FRENDS (*** 1/4) ith your host... Tiana Williamson oon in Main Place. Social Action ater. :30 Women's Softball vs. Winona State. :30 pm in Cinema. Film The Wonderflll trible Life of Leni Reifenstahl ball Invitational n in CART 0-118. UW-P Brass mble. UW-P Percussion Ensemble -4 pm Creative Activities and Research ognition Day. 40 campus creations. . See.Be creative while you're at it. pm Men's Baseball vs. Lakeland pm in Union Square. Lecture "Dancing Move the Center," with Peggy Myo- oung Choy. Free :30pm in Union Cinema, Film Mrs. ubtfire_ :30 pm in CART Theatre. Play You n't Take It With You pm Dress to Impress. Dance in Union . Tickets $10. Part of Spring Fever '95. ball Invitational o am Baseball vs. Quincy. 1.3 Picnic/Tailgate near the Phy Ed . ding. Why? Because it's free, and it's of Spring Fever '95 . . Baseball vs. U. of Southern iana. :3Opm CART Theatre. Play You Can't like It With You. Union Cinema. Film The Wonderful 'ble Life of Lent Reijenstahl Oam Baseball vs. U. South Indiana in Union Cinema. Film The ondeifrd Horrible Life of Leni Reifenstahl pm Baseball vs. Quincy :30-8:30 pm in Union 104. Shakespeare irthday Celebration Dinner. $10. at Assault Awareness Week Begins con in Union Square. Comedian: Vince Champ in Core Building. The Scam in Moln. 105. Lecture: Biom,ediiCl!1&1 of Weightlessness. min Moln. 113. "Encouraging the ,. Bleanor Smith In Union Cinema. Film Higher 'ng 8dI_ida'y, April 26 in CART 0-118. Student Recitat , in Union Cinema. Film Higher ing. in Union Dining Room. Maveraks_ in Unioo 104 and 7pm in Moln Mexican Folklore Event. 'Pm Softball vs. St. Joseph. by Dawn Apostoli Chris 0' Donnell shares the big screen with the newly found actress, Minnie Driver, in the movie Circle of Friends. At first glance, these two spark a love connection ... which makes this film a rather heart- warming love story. This movie starts off with three, young, best friends (Benni, Eve, and Nan) romping around in the forest on the day of their confirmation. Some years later, Nan eventually goes her separate way. However in 1957, the trio is reunited in Dublin, Ireland, where they all attend the same university. Soon, it is like there were no years missing between the threesome; they are as close as they were when they were carefree children. Nan, being a popular and beautiful young woman, introduces Benni (Minnie Driver) to one of her good friends, Jack (Chris O'Donnell). There seems to be an instant attraction between Benni and Jack; however, Benni is supposed to someday marry the young man, Shawn, who works in her father's little- shop. Much to her dismay, she is forced to go on a date with this unpleasant, disgusting person. Even though she expresses her opinion of Shawn to him and to her parents, Shawn still persistently tries to win Benni's love ... or at least her hand in marriage so he can carryon the business when her father dies. The whole time Shawn is chasing Benni, she and Jack are falling in love. Unfortunately, due to Benni's absence from the city for a while because of a family emergency, Jack accidentally finds himself in a predicament. Without thinking, he yields to temptation. This incident, along with another one, breaks Benni's heart. With her being in this vulnerable position, Shawn reappears. He continues to try and persuade her to be his wife, but when she declines his offer once again, he uses different tactics to try to win her over. Instead of using pleasant words to describe her, he tells her how much of a whale and a cow she is, and he insists she won't find anyone else because of the fact by Bill Zasoba The film I have chosen this week is "Bad Boys" starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. If you have at. least seen the previews, this film is as explosive and as action-packed as it comes off. "Before I saw the film, I was wondering to myself "Can Will Smith actually playa serious role?" The answer is yes. He plays a rich kid who is only a cop because he loves the action. Martin Lawrence, on the other hand, has a wife and family and relies on his paycheck. The story of the film breaks down like this: Millions of dollars of heroin is stolen from the police safe. The police must get it back before the media or anyone else finds out. Along the way they (Smith, Lawrence) must protect their only lead to who has stolen the drugs and solve this case. This film is packed with blazing gun fights, high speed car chases and amusing one liners. Don't count on Will Smith making fun of Uncle Phil or Martin Lawrence yelling "Hell no!" in this film. 11 has plenty of other things from the opening attempted car jacking to the final high speed car chase feanning Martin Lawrence driving Will best is "The Mountains of Mourning," about a child born deformed that was murdered out of hand by her own grandmother because she was different. The parallels to Miles' own situation make this story even more profound. I highly recommend these books to you. Sometimes love, honor and duty seem like outmoded concepts. But they make for excellent reading in these books, because Bujold's characters are fully-fleshed, witty, and lifelike. (Especially Milesf) Like every great book l t ve ever run across, every re-reading gives you a little more information about them (which makes you want to read them again and again). These books are kind of a cross between military tactics, political commentary, space opera, 'romance, and too much else to list. They are excellent. Try them, before the bookseller of your choice runs out! that she's a rather large woman . Does Benni see truth in what Shawn says about her? Does she finally accept him as the man she is going to marry? Or will Jack reenter her life and find a way to make her forgive him? Circle of Friends is a wonderful and inspiring story about some particular trials and tribulations of life. Driver and O'Donnell seem (0 have natural chemi atry for one another which makes their performance together, as a couple in love, quite exceptional. So, if your interested in seeing a movie about a circle of friends whose love lives have an impact on others' lives, this movie is one you will certainly enjoy. Smith's $105,000 "limited edition" Porsche. Bad Boys kept me on the edge of my seat and afterwards left me out of breath. I'll have to give this film the green light. Go see it, or at least see it for the sequence of Will Smith chasing a speeding Ford Bronco on foot or our two heroes wrestling in a kiddy pool over a minor misunderstanding. You won't be let down. YOU CAN9T TAKE IT VVITH YOU "You Can't Take It With You" to be performed beginning April 21 "You Can't Take It With You" will be performed by the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Theatre Department April 21-22 and 28~29. Matinee performances will be held April 26 and 27 at IOa.m. The production is the final performance of the 1994-95 Plays at Parks ide series. The play will be performed at 7:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre, located at the south end of the main campus complex. Admission is $7 for the general public and $6 for students and seniors. The April 21 performance will be a benefit to provide scholarships to dramatic arts students. The comedy written by Moss Hart and George S. Kaufman, revolves around the hilarious antics of a New York family during the Depression. The play's nonconformist characters are wonderfully innocent and eccentric as they joyously endure, triumph and dare to dream and love You11 just have one hell of a during economic chaos. The play is directed by Lisa Kornetsky, professor and chair of dramatic arts at UW-Parkside. The 19-member cast includes: Matthew Beeman, Brian Gleiter, Kara Ernst, Chris Harder, Joseph Kane, David Mauer and Heather Schmirz, all from Racine; Kevin Cushing, Katie Liddicoat, Tina Paukstelis, and Branko Sindjelic of Kenosha; Frank Shelby, Bristol; Paul Danninger , North Prairie; Hank Hilbert, Waterford; Ami Or ava, Lake Geneva; Juan Tovar, Palmyra. Production team members are: Keith Harris, set designer, Racine; Lizz R. Otto, costume designer, Kenosha; Jeffery G. Cramer, Racine, lighting designer; David W. Mauer, sound designer, Racine; Liza J. Handziak and Cathryn J. Christenson, properties design, both of Racine. For tickets, call the UW- Parkside Ticket Office between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m Monday through Friday at (414) 595-2564. winter's belly-ache, you boob! The Duke Athlete of the Week Jeff Lonigro Senior- Baseball Major: Accounting Jeff has started at second base for the Rangers the past two seasons. He brings great defensive abilities along with an explosive bat to the Ranger line-up. Last season Jeff batted .349 and set a school record by getting five hits in a single game. This season Jeff has picked up right where he left off. Over this past weekend Jef had four hits, including two doubles and two stolen bases to lead UW-Parkside to a sweep over UW-Whitewater. Lonigro leads the team in stolen bases, RBI's and batting average. Track Teams 2nd at Carthage Haines, Borkowski roll in 10 km by AI Heppner Spectators froze once again, but the sub 40 degree temperatures didn't slow down Parkside's distance runners. Both the men and women finished 2nd out of 9 teams. Amy Haines dominated her first 10,000 meter run (37:10). Leading the race from start to finish, Haines lapped the field, qualified for NAIA Nationals, and ranked #5 on the UWP All-Time list. Wendy Licht was second in her first 10 km (39:30) and also cracked the UWP All-Time list. "Amy and Wendy both ran excellent in their first 1 st 10,000' s. Haines will probably run it at Nationals," UWP Coach Mike De Witt said. "She lacks quick speed, but is good at running away from the competition." Perfect for the 1Okm. In the men's 10 krn , Brian Borkowski pulled away at the 2 km mark and dominated the rest of the way. Borkowski' s winning time of 33:56 was a personal best. ..It was weird, because it was so darn long," said Borkowski. "I wasn't used to running all those laps on the track." He Sure didn't show any hesitation, however. Borkowski has emerged this season as one of Rangers split a pair with Lewis Big 1st propels Rangers in game one the Ranger's top scoring threats and has turned it up a notch in practice. "I've been getting a lot of rest and I've been feeling good in practice. That gets me pumped for the race," he said. In the 5 krn , Julie Barnhill placed 2nd in a personal best time of 19:29. Ryan Benson was 3rd in the men's race with his time of 16:21. Val Niese was a winner in the 800 meter run (2:22.7). Lisa "Iron woman" Potthast broke the school record in the Heprathlon. Her score of 3372 points shattered Shirley Gunther's record (3187). She also probably broke the world record for competing in the most events in one track meet. She ran, threw, and jumped her way through a grand total of 14 events. "It (competing in 14 events) was cool," said Potthast. "I had a lot of fun." Sounds like a kid in a candy store. She'll just take one of each. The javel in, the long jump, a couple 100 meter hurdles. You get the idea. "Lisa is doing real well," said De Witt. "She still has long way to go (to qualify for Nationals), but she can do it." Stronger competition should do the trick. Which is exactly what she'll face in the next two weeks. "It will get tougher and I will be able to improve with more competition," Potthast said: Hopefully, so will the rest of the: learn. Ranger Scott Fletcher steps up to bat against Lewis University Monday. more in the fifth, also added one run in the third to account for their coasted home from there. Shawn Babcock, who had a tough time in the field (two errors), more Ihan made up for it by slugging a long homerun in the Ranger first. Second baseman Jeff Lonigro also homered to center in the opening frame. Jamie Karow hit a homer to left center in the third and Steve Grzeskiewicz had an RBI single in the fourth to give the Rangers their ten runs. Lewis University, who started their #3 pitcher because of a busy weekend schedule, came back to score 3 runs in the second and 3 seven runs. Mike DeMeuse pitched well enough to earn the win by going five strong innings before making way for Phil Maier who finished out the game and picked up the save. Maier, a junior, came on in the fifth and pitched his way out of a bases loaded-no out jam, He struck out the first batter he faced and got the next batter to line into a double-play when I st baseman Scott Fletcher made a diving stop on a hard hit liner that had "base hit" written allover it. The second game saw Lewis score four runs in the first inning and five in the 8th and posted a 12-7 victof?' in ei¥ht innin~s. Jamie Karow and Steve Grzeskiewicz both homered in the second game which was scheduled for 9 innings but was called after eight innings due to darkness. by Scott Fragale Sports Editor The UW-Parkside baseball team split a doubleheader with Lewis University winning the first game· 10-7 before dropping the second game 12-8 .. The split gave the Rangers a 11-12-1 record under first-year coach Jack Klebesadel. The Rangers came out strong in game one erupting for 8 runs in the bottom of the first inning and Catcher Mike Davis gets caught leaning the wrong way during game one. Bucks and Bulls head in opposite directions by Hans Weitkuhn The Chicago Bulls, with Jordan's return, are in the playoffs and primed to win the Eastern Conference, while the Bucks are getting ready for another lottery pick. Tuesday, the Bucks defeated the Pistons 114- 109 in OT at the Bradley Center. Glenn Robinson scored 12 of his 30 points in the second quarter as the Bucks took a 57-52 halftime lead. The Pistons came back in the fourth quarter to tie it at 99-99. Conlon's trey and Baker's turnaround in OT sparked the victory. Vin Baker led with 31 points and Conlon added 16 off the bench. Friday, the Bucks played another OT game but lost 104-100 to Minnesota. After trailing the whole game, the Bucks tied it on a trey by Eric Murdock's layup with 10 seconds to rally points, grabbed 9 So as the season winds them from eight down rebounds, and had 9 down, the Bucks and with 1:43 left. Gugliotta assists. An 11-4 run at Bulls head in their and Rider scored 5 the end sparked the Bulls familiar directions; points apiece in OT for to a win. Ron Harper and another draft day of hope the victory. The Bucks Will Perdue added 16 and a quest for another hurt themselves with 27 points. championship. turnovers. r-.::..----------==--....:.--....:...---, Saturday, the Bucks lost to Washington 114-110. The Bullets led the whole way, shooting 56%. The Bucks had a chance to win, but Conlon stepped out of bounds with 2.7 seconds left. Baker led with 30 points on 13-22 shooting, Robinson had 27, and Murdock had 26. The Bulls beat the Pacers 96-89 at Indiana E on Tuesday. Michael Jordan led with 25 points, but only shot 8-27 from the floor. Kukoc added 18. Wednesday, the Bulls defeated Detroit 124-113 at Detroit. Jordan scored 29 arthFest 4 Celebration of the Earth Wednesday~Apri'. 26 UW-Parkside women finish strong at UNI-Dome TheUniversIty of Wisconsin- finished the game. Kathy Kilsdonk parkside softball team saw their went 2 for 3 for the R Johnson, Tanya Bertog, and ord fall to 25-10 after three Game 3 sa W Iff angers. . Shelley Stroik added doubles and f'C . W 0 go 5 innings KI d losses during the Uni-Dome and IS onk added a triple. springClassic. Wendy Wolff had gave up . Sunday, Kapla pitched a 6-2 therare distinctIon of taking all 4 runs to victory over Augustana, giving the threelossesof the day. host Rangers the championship in the Game one saw Wolff and the Uni- 9th annual Urn-Dome Spring RangerS suffer a heartbreaking 1-0 Classic softball tourney. loSSto #14 Augustana. The versity Parkside won the 10-team Rangers left the bases loaded in of Nor- tcurname t d . havi 3 h fini th n espne avmg a -4 thebottom of the 7t .to inish the ern re d F' . I cor. 1 ve teams had better g ornewith 9 runners left on base. owa. d h di d I B,'II,' recor s. Wolffwent t e istance an ost onan unearned fun in the 6th. Kapla The Rangers lost the first three Wolff also struck out 7 and pitched Fres man pitcher tournament games before finding walked I. the final BUIi Kapla had an the wmnmg touch. Game 2 saw the Rangers 2 impressive Shelley Szymkowiak homered h umbled by Nebraska II-I. Wolff performance at the and Bertog tripled against innings gaveup 3 runs (unearned) in the and ninth 'annual UNI- Augustana. fi~t, and the Cornhuskers, ranked Dome Invitational. Mankato State and Nebraska 112 intheNCAA Division I poll, gave up had the tournament's best records neverlooked back. Tracey Brauer 3 unearned runs. The Rangers lost at 5-1. 7-3, whi Ie offensi vely , Jessie UW-Parkside team wins Milwaukee Classic in sudden death playoff TheUniversity of Wisconsin- 76, 162 and Brad Evans 82-82, Parkside's golf team successfully 164. The Rangers went to one defended its title at the Milwaukee playoff hole and defeated Classic by defeating Marquette Marquette 19-20 to win the event. University on the first playoff hole UW- Pa rkside ta kes in the twoday event. MATe title The 36 hole tournament was held at Dretzka Golf Club (Par The University of Wisconsin- 110). The Rangers won the II Parkside's golf team won the team tournament with a two day Madison Area Technical College totalof629 strokes. The Rangers Invitational held at the Cherokee ledthetournament by 10 strokes Country Club on Monday after the first day with 312 total. afternoon. UW.P was led by Andy The win comes on the heels of Boedecker 76-80, 156; Brent Heit the Rangers tournament victory at 7g.79, IS7; and Dave Kopp 76-82, the Milwaukee Collegiate Open 158 who finished 3rd, 4th and 5th which was held over the weekend. respectively in the individual UW-Parkside won the one day standings. Also, lending a hand in tournament with a score of 390 thechampionship for the Rangers strokes. They easily beat second was Aron Hogden who shot 86- place UW-Stevens Point by Wrestlers named to AII- • Academic teams Madison Edgewood senior MiaM . artin has verbally agreed to attend the University of 'Ii' . IsconsJn-Parkside on a soccer Scholarship. Martin plays :orward and midfield for her 19hschool team. During the off·season Mia plays club ball Withthe Madison 56er's. She ~~o has been a member of the IV IS . ConSIn Olympic .Develop- Illentteam. Edgewood comp- eted. . In the state tournament for PnVate schools last year. UW·Parkside women's soccer completed its first year of play in the Fall of 1994. The NCAA Division II team went 10-6-2 to its first year of existence. The team will join the Great Lakes Valley Conference for the 1995 season, where four of the eight teams were ranked in the top 20 last year. The conference has teams in Kentucky, IndIana,· Illinois, and Wisconsin. Coach Ron Rainey comm- ented on Marrin, "Mia can play two or three positions which will make her a valuable player seventeen strokes. There were 10 teams in the tournament. Dave Kopp was the medalist for the day with a score of two-over 74. Brett Bertucci tied for third place with a 77. Following Bertucci was Aron Hogden with a 78. Brent Heit with an 80. and Scott Anthes and Andy Boedecker who both had 81'so The top five individual scores count towards the team standings. The Rangers also won the MATC Invitational last season. UW-Parkside, coached by Steve Stephens, will play in a tri-meet against Carthage and Marquette on Tuesday the 18th. (Golf writer Andy Boedecker will recap all the action in next week's Ranger). in college. Her club and ODP experience will help our young team also." Currently, the Rangers have had commitments from four players in the Madison area (Adriana Torres from Monona Grove, Stephanie Goth and Jessi FitzRandolph from Verona, and Martin from Edgewood). The Rangers will playa twenty game NCAA. Division II schedule next season. 7 NFL Draft Preview by Scott Fragale NFL draft: Carolina should look towards Penn State Quarterback with the first pick overall. But Ki-Jana Carter will be hard to overlook. Look for Jacksonville to go with AlI- American offensive lineman from USC Tony Boselli who could be the best to come out at his position since Anthony Munoz. Locally, the Bears and Packers have similar needs- Runningback help. Look for the Packers to try and move up to get speedster Joey Galloway from Ohio State who was recently clocked at 4.15 in the forty. If they remain at their current position (22), Tennessee's James Stewart would fill their runningback need nicely. As for the Bears who pick in the #21 position look for them to go after Colorado's Rashaan Salaam who would be an excellent compliment to FB Raymont Harris. As for some of last years contenders Dallas will be in search of a center and Wisconsin's Cory Raymer might still be available when they pick late in round one. San Francisco desperately needs to replace the loss of Ricky Watters- look for them to try and trade up and get Michigan's Tyrone Wheatley. San Diego needs help badly in the cornerback position as was evident in last year's Super Bowl when they were burnt early and often. Creative Activities at Parkside? Howcan I become involved in creative activities? To find out plan to attend the U ®®® ~1lU~ ~~n~1lU@l~ ~!ID@) ~@l(l)~~rru ~@l«;®Wiiln1lU@!ID % @®g;? IJIi Creative activity Presentations bY faculty and students ~ ~ Friday. April 21 o Main Place J\ 1-4 e.m. U The Athlete of the Week segment needs students to nominate deserving athletes for the feature. Please submit name. major. class. and accomplishments of your nominee to the Ranger Office c/o Scott Fragale-sports editor Phone numbers of the Athlete as well as (relevant) high school achievements are also helpful. 2719 18th St. Glenwood Crossings 551-7775 Expires Apri130, 1995 Spring Break's Not ver at TANLINES ••) fl. " Receive 25% Off The C A1phamassage Relaxation Capsule 1 Session-Reg 20'" now $15'" 25% Alphamassage Packages Also ( PERSONAL SWF iso SWM who loves horseshoe pitching, horseback riding, hang gliding, consonants eliding, slip-and-sliding, cars colliding, and mink farming. 588- 2300, Samantha. CLUBS --The Accounting Club meets Wednesdays at noon in Molinaro 0107. by or call The Ranger News. Find out how you can become involved and possibly earn extra $. 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HELP WANTED ATTENTION UW- PARKSIDE MALE WET SHA VERS If you wet shave daily using a foam or a gel product, and you do not have a full beard, SC Johnson Wax needs your help in testing shave products during the summer months. involves a variety of tasks from party consultant to cleaning, preparing, inventory taking, and loading orders. Should be able to lift 50 Ibs. Call for an appointment 886·6805. scholarships is now available. All students are eligible. Let us help. For more info. Call: 1-800-263 6495 ext F56461 --Wanted: Loving family for my 1 year old descanted neutered healthy ferret. If interested call x2650. ·-FREE PREGNANCY TEST, CONTACT ALPHA CENTER, 637- 8323. FOR SALE --MACINTOSH COMPUTER for sale. Complete system only $499. Call Chris at 800-289-5685. FUNDRAISER LOST AND FOUND --FAST EASY MONEY: Student clubs and organizations to sponsor marketing project on campus. 1-800-775-3851 Jennifer. Lost in Molinaro Hall: Navy Blue Pofo Ralph Lauren rain parka. Small reward. Ryan, 595-2845. SERVICES OFFERED --ATIENTION ALL STUDENTS! Over $6 Billion in private sector grants & Student needs survey Testers would be required to shave three times weekly on a regular basis starting June 5, 1995. Testers are paid $5.00 per shaving session. For more information, please contact Dick Graceffa at 631-2663 or Julie Winnen at 631-4719. SWM iso SWF who enjoys, a starry sky, fall leaves turning, warm milk churning, forests burning, my love spurning, and a good rubber band fight. 867-5309. If you enjoyed these personal ads (which were obviously composed in the spirit of good fun), please leave your name and response at The Ranger News Office. There's help for people like you. Need a Car? Get your homework done before you shop. Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library. Don't pay more than you should! New Car loans start as low as 8.45% APR! Serving all UWParkside employees and students. <:i') We be/~. to you' I ~J Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 ~ ~Jr UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE - ~ "THE GROWTH OF ETHNIC CULTURES: FROM INDIFFERENCE TO EMPOWERMENT" Four speakers will be lecturing on culture diversity on campus during the 1994-95 school year OUR FOURTH SPEAKER IS PROFESSOR MYO-YOUNG CHOY, FRIDAY, APRIL 21ST, 1995 AT 7 P.M. Students please stop by either the Women's Center (on the concourse) or Student Health and Counseling Services (MOLN 0-124) or at the table outside of MOLN 0-115, and pick up a student needs survey. Student Health and Counseling Services and the Women's Center need your help in determining what programs and groups to offer students in the upcoming semesters. Forms may be returned inside MOLN 0- 124, MOLN 0-115, or at the Women's Center. Thank you for your help. :,----------' '-- ...J Professor Myo-Young-Choy is a professional choreographer/dancer and social activist who has performed her work in New York, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Hawaii, and Wisconsin. Professor Myo- Young-Choy has performed with the Sun Ock Lee Zen Dance Company based in N.Y. and Roscoe Mitchell's Songs in the Wind ensemble. In 1992 she. has produced, directed and performed in the jazz, poetry and dance festival: "Rooted in Our Bones: Afro-Asian Arts Dialogue." Professor Myo- Young-Choy's presentation is "Dancing to Move the Center: From Alienation to Empowerment." Professor Myo-Young-Choy will help our students and community people to relate their own personal processes of constructing their own identity. Through her dance performance she will show the way to accomplish social change on our multicultural campus and in the communities of Southeastern Wisconsin. Professor Myo-Young-Choy is a member of the 1994-95 Speakers Bureau: Wisconsin Humanities Council THIS LECTURE IS FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC These lectures are sponsored by the UW-Parkside Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA) with funding from the Wisconsin Humanities Council. This presentation will follow the 8th annual T.e.B. Awards Recognition Program. For further information, contact Walter Gutierrez, Coordinator (414) 595-2643 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 23, issue 27, April 20, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Faculty/Administration argue harassment policy Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document p UN_IVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE Facult ar ue / Administration arassment Parkside wears white • pO ICy shared governance, will you seek Faculty Senate endorsement of the Sexual Harassment Policy and Procedures?" Smith stated that she could not comment on the extent to which senate recommendations had been considered because she was not serving as Parkside's Chancellor when the Policy was accepted The concern that Snyder had with the sexual harassment Tabitha Brown Staff Writer In a Faculty Senate meeting on November 1, 1994, Aaron Snyder, Professor of Philosophy at the University ofWisconsin- Parkside, raised concerns about the complexity of the current policy which deals with sexual harassment and consensual relationships. The specific question Snyder directed to the Chancellor was, "As a proponent of Eleanor Smith policy was the fact that it deals with the notion of consensual relationships. It is his belief that the two are As a result ofthis year's first snowfall Tues. Dec. 6, a snow emergency was declared, the Library closed early, and third shift custodians were called in early to work. According to campus police, no accidents were reported in their jurisdiction. However, Sgt. Leuenberger's squad became stuck five Tom Knitter or six times. Tom Knitter, the university safety coordinator reminder students that they "need to slow down and adjust speed for this time of year. They need to make sure to have at least half a tank of gas they worm clothing leave house with a shovel and sand or salt. blanket flares good mechanical condition winterized properly. Mandatory recycling ·i~i~aJ~ssrll,eh~i:',R9n~p:·41,' Student-teacher evaluations Yourright to know? by Anna Bosco Staff Writer This semester faculty have been struggling to develop a better system for students to fairly evaluate teachers. Evaluations are looked at when a teacher is up for a raise, promotion, or tenure. The Attorney General has ruled that it is legal for students to have access to teacher evaluations. Lisa Kornetsky has been dealing with this issue since the beginning. The committee she helped put together is called The Student Course Information Pilot Project. This pilot project will be tested in four departments at the end ofthe semester. When asked what these four departments will do, Kornetsky said, "Each department will hand out EffectiveJanuary 1, 1995, the State of Wisconsin will ban the burial of recyclable materials in landfills. The Wisconsin Recycling Law requires all individuals and institutions in the state of Wisconsin to recycle. It provides a prioritized list of waste management options. Recycling is the third option, behind reducing and reusing. UW-Parkside is attempting to comply with the state law as follows. Presently there are 24 recycling stations in the public areas around campus. Each station consists of three bins: one for paper, one for commingled material (glass, plastic, and metal), and one for waste. Each recycling bin is labeled to show its purpose. Phase 2 will include the installation of additional units, including refurbished trash receptacles. In addition, university offices provide containers to collect their recyclables.said to Mary Ruetz, Program Assistant to Business Services. Lisa Kornetsky questions that have been devised by the committee, .EV~S, bpntinUecj. p; 2. I I \Race relations: Has the media brainwashed you yet? Women's center holding a holiday drive relations among people of color." "My discussion today will look at how national news magazines characterize race relations between blacks, Asian-Americans and Hispanics," Thornton said. When researching using articles published between 1980 and 1992, Thornton and his colleagues found 51 articles from 18 magazines dealing with race relations and the media. Only three of those dealt with race relations specifically. The remainder, he states, had, "ideas and discussions that are embedded in larger discussions." Thornton stated that there is, "an underlying set of agendas that the media was playing with in terms of how they present race relations generally." In support of this, he states, "what the press ignored in LA was that Racejcontinued on·p. 2. Previous studies had been limited to calculating the number of minorities in mass media organizations or Pamela Bradshaw Staff Writer MichaelThornton,an associate professor from UW- Madison, spoke at Parkside about his research into how national news magazines portray race relationships among minorities. The December 1st lecture was , sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs with funding from the Wisconsin Humanities Council. In his presentation, Thornton theorizes that "we primarily get our understanding about race and race relations from the mass medias." However, when searching for evidence he states that he discovered, "there are no studies looking at how mass media influences the nature of our understanding of race relations. In other words, how groups of people get along together." There will be a Tree of Hope displayed in the alcove next to the Women's Center Dec. 5 through finals. The tree is to remind us of the meaning ofthe holiday season, and we hope that everyone will take a few moments out of their busy schedules to remember the less fortunate by bringing in non-perishable food items. Proceeds will be donated to the Shalom Center, the battered women/children's shelter in Racine. The Paper Chain Project is designed to raise money for both donees. For 25 cents, you can put your own holiday wishes on a link in the chain. We are hoping to create a chain that will go far in decking our Parkside halls on Tuesday, Dec. 13. Links may be purchased at the Women's Center or at the Bake Sale Dec. 8. The Tree of Hope will be raffled off on Dec. 13. The lucky ticket can be bought at the Women's Center. Michael Thornton looking at what stereotypes a single minority group presented on television. This prompted Thornton and his colleagues to begin their own study of race relations. Thornton states that the research he discussed in his lecture, "is part of a larger project ...1ooking at how mass media characterizes race Tuition raffle Tickets are now on sale at the PSGA for the tuition raffie. Grand prize will be a free semester's tuition. Second prize will be $250 in books at Follett's bookstore. Third prize will be $150 from Follett's. For more information please contact PSGA. Tickets cost $2, and can be purchased by contacting any PSGA senator. Good luck! 2 Harassment, continued from p. 1 they feel that they must. He added that it ought to be done without the faculty senate endorsement. Snyder will try to get his concerns dealt with in a meeting in early spring where he will make a motion to reconsider the view of consensual relations. Chancellor Eleanor Smith declined further comment stating that "the faculty senate meeting, is the faculty senate meeting" and the administration is a separate entity. found the ambiguity troubling. In the absence of the chair, Stephen Stephens, the chair of the Physical Education department said that he wasn't able to give an answer about the specific language but believed it to be derivative of language worked out on other campuses. Because of the confusion which lies in the language, Snyder said that "we shouldn't endorse a policy that we don't understand." He had no problem of having the policy put into effect if Sexual Harassment Committee which asked, "Pursuant to providing 'clear direction ... about professional risks associated with [such] relations', will you clarify 2c in the Statement on Consensual Relationships?" The statement that he is concerned with reads, "the individual in power in the relationship will bear the burden of responsibility." His problem with this phrase was that what "burden of responsibility" meant. He administration. This case stresses the importance of seeking the advice offaculty in decisions made by the administration of a university. Essentially, Snyder sees it as problematic that the faculty wasn't consulted when the decision to accept the policy was made. He states "the administration doesn't run the university in all aspects, [the] faculty has a lot to do with it." In addition, Snyder directed a question to the chair of the 1 separate issues and should be treated as such. If there needs to be any connection between the two issues, Snyder says that there should be a "minimal connection between them." Another problem that Snyder sees associated with the sexual harassment policy is that it was never endorsed by the faculty senate, yet it is on the books and presumably enacted. This raised the issue of Spoto, a suit filed by the faculty senate of UW- Platteville against the Evals, continued from p. 1 often judge their teachers on whether they liked them or not. They could judge their style of teaching. When asked how she treats her surveys, Davis replied that if a student does make a valid and helpful suggestion she would consider a change. She is also encouraged by good comments. Davis feels a little uncomfortable with the idea of these surveys being published. She believes the publishing the information would be acceptable if it was printed in a discreet, non-threatening way. She was concerned, though, with how much information would be revealed. have two sources of feedback that will let them know where they stand with students. Jessica Davis, a German instructor at UW- Parkside, has been teaching for six years. Davis is in favor of students evaluating their teachers because "Students do have a right to express their opinion and have a chance to give the teachers feedback on their performance throughout the semester." She feels that students should try to be fair when making these evaluations. The only problem with evaluations, according to Davis, is that students and these questions will ask, among other things, about teaching style and questions ifthe objectives ofthe teacher were clear." Eventually the results and a syllabus ofthe class will be made available in the library. These results will probably not be available until next year. "Students are qualified to evaluate certain aspects, but they are not best qualified to evaluate other things such as the content of the material," said Kornetsky. With the questions prepared by the Student Course Information Pilot Project, teachers will soon Race, continued from p. 1 contexts. Why isn't it important to these magazines that over the last twenty, thirty years that where all these racial minorities are living jobs have left? You leave behind unemployed, very frustrated people." Thornton's lecture was the second lecture of a series this semester founded by the Wisconsin Humanities council. There will be two more lectures in the spring semester discussing race related issues. that the use of Hispanic and Asian- American followed similar patters with, "apparently no important distinction between these groups." Thornton feels that there are a number of important things that the magazines did not discuss regarding face relations. He states, "there's no discussion about economics, there's no discussion [or] very little discussion about racism, there's very little discussion about any of the wider thing while most of the press discussed black and Asian-American relations. Thornton continued by looking at what groups the media described as being involved in racial conflicts. He found mention of blacks, Hispanics and Asian-Americans. He states that, " what the media did, they homogenized each one of those groups." Thornton found the term black interchanged for Haitian, West Indian, African and Latin. He said Hispanics played a very important role in terms of what happened. One example ofthis is that most of the people arrested in LA were Hispanic. Why didn't the press make a big deal of that? They ignored it completely. They were aware of it," Also in support of the underlying agenda, Thornton states that, "not all [news magazines] depicted race relations in the same sort of way." Thornton observed that TIME depicted the LA riots as a black-white UW-Parkside Police Incident Report (12:12 prn) - UPPS officer contacted by Kenosha Sheriff Dept. regarding the possibility of a Parkside student missing. Incorrect information - student not missing. Report submitted. offense). Citation issued and report submitted. Student's parked vehicle rolled from its slot aod struck parked vehicle of another student. No apparent damage evident. Report submitted. 11128/94 Inc 94-667 Traffic Violation (8:10 pm) - Outer LoopiCth. G. UPPS officer observed subject exceed posted speed limit. A citation was issued and report submitted. 11125/94 Inc 94-664 Traffic Accident (3 pm) Housing Parking Lot - Student driving through housing parking lot struck the rear of a vehicle driven by another student. Accident report prepared. 11130/94 Inc 94-673 Harassment (12:33 pm) - Union info desk. Student reported verbal harassment by another student. Report submitted. 11129/94 Inc 94-671 Suspicious Person (10:10 am) - Phy Ed. Bldg, Men's locker room. Staff reported suspicious male hanging around the locker room watching users. At approximately 5:43 pm the subject returned to Phy Ed and was reported to UPPS. Officer responded, identified and warned subject. Report submitted. 12/1194 Inc 94-677 Recovered Stolen Property (2:05 pm) - UW- Parkside staff member reported that a student sold a used text book to the Bookstore that had been reported stolen. Report submitted. 11128/94 Inc 94-668 Traffic Violation (8:34 pm) - Outer LoopiCth. G. UPPS officer observed subject exceed posted speed limit. A citation was issued aod report submitted. 11126194 Inc 94-665 Curfew Violations (1:33 am) Housing Parking Lot - Five(5) juvenile subjects were issued citations for curfew violations by Kenosha Sheriff Dept. officers. Subject observed acting suspiciously in Housing lot by UPPS officers. Report submitted. 11130/94 Inc 94-674 Traffic Accident (5:77 pm) - Wood Rd/Outer Loop. Two vehicles operated by students struck each other while entering Outer Loop from Wood Rd. Report submitted. \I I 11129/94 Inc 94-669 Traffic Violation (3:23 am) - Hwy ElHwy 31. UPPS officer saw subject driving erratically and weaving. Subject was stopped at which time D.O.T. indicated subject's license was suspended. Citation issued, report submitted. 12/1194 Inc 94-678 Personal Property Theft (3:08 pm) - C/Arts Parking Lot. A UW-Parkside staff member reported that unknown perscnta) removed parking permit without permission. Report submitted. 11130/94 Inc 94-675 Traffic Violation (7:34 pm) - Wood RdfHwy E. UPPS officer observed vehicle exceed posted speed. Citation issued and report submitted. 11130/94 Inc 94-672 Traffic Violation (6:2<l pm) - Hwy ElHwy JR. UPPS officer observed subject fail to stop for stop sign. Subject was stopped aod D.O.T. check revealed subject operating on a revoked license (2nd 11128/94 Inc 94-666 Personal Property Theft (10: 14 am) - Student reported an unknown person entered his unlocked vehicle parked in Union Lot aod removed parking permit without permission. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �Jf'University of Wisconsin- Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 24 Thursday, April 4, 1991 Elevator to undergo overdue maintenance ., DaD Cbiappetta News Editor uw-PlJtside students have becII YOic:ing !heir anger toward dID IRItdown of Ihe elevator in )Uuao Hall. Again. This has becD Ibe ICCond time the elevator .. been Ulllvailable to use due to liKt 10 beck motor burnouts. According to Gary Goetz, __ t Chancellor for AdminislllliaaandFiscaJ Affairs, a project .. been recently approved lhat wiD IeVIlIIIpthe elevator's control 1J*Dl. He believes that Ihe reaa for !he back to baclc motor DaD Chiappetta News Editor Wally Wargo let, a UW1'Irbide senior, replaced Chris DaniellS Vice President of UWPlnside Student Government AsIOCiation on March 29,1991. On March 14, Wargo let defeated Daniel, who was running for his IeCaIId renn, by a lOllII of298 votes III202 votes. "He did an extremely excellent job," said Wargolet about llenieI's past year as Vice Presitlml. "Daniel created a lot of respect in Ihe office. To improve on his job will be difficult. I willla1ce lbisjob seriously." Wargolet, a Labor and IndusIrial Relations Major, as Vice President, is responsible for being President of Ihe senate. He is in charge of running the senate meetings. Wargolet will assign SlUbwnouts might very well be due to the elevator's current control system. ''This project will be completed by the Fall semester which hopefully will cure this problem," said Goetz. ''This is areal inconvience for students who pay the same tuition asanyoneeIse,"saidGaryNephew, a UW-Parkside handicapped student who needs to use lheMolinaro elevator. A new motor is expected to be inslal1ed lOday, and at that time, they might be able to discover the cause for the rapid burnout of the motors, according to Goetz. Wally Wargolet dents 10 various committees in the university and is responsible for .' UW- attending and orgamzmg Parlcside's attendance to United Council meetingS. As Vice President, Wargolet has three major goals he plans to accomplish. . I. To increase shldent 10- "People wilh disabilities are getting screwed over," said Nephew. "Everyone seems to be giving me the runaround concerning the elevator. I'm tired of il." The Molinaro Hall elevator is expected to receive Ihe same con1101system which !he Greenquist Hall elevator received in the Fall semester of 1m. 'The revamped comrol system in Greenquist's elevator cured the same problem Molinaro Hall's elevator is having," said Goetz. • "Bare with us," said Goetz. "My sympathy to all the hardships this has caused." volvemenl. Wargolet would like 10 get students to be aware of the potential they have in making a difference in getting involved with !he many organizations and committees on campus. 2. To better the relationship with the adminisuation. WaIgolet feels that, at this time, communication lines between administration andsWdentsarenotgettingthrough. 3. Increase power of PSGA. "PSGA is a powerful tool which should be used in getting smdent . involvement 10express !heir voice in which then PSGA can take to the adminisuation," said Wargolet. Wargolet feels by accomplishing these goals he would strengthen PSGA by gaining respect from the adminisuation, and 10 make them aware lhat the students of UW-Parlcside are concerned with the decision making process on campus whichconcems Molinaro Hall elevator scheduled lor repair students. Wargolet wasn't too surprised of the 137% increase in voter turnout from last year. He believes it was due to !he quality of the students carnpaining. 'The candidates belonged 10 otherorganizations,ratherthanjust to PSGA. A bigger community was aware of the different candidates running," said Wargolet. "This was a more overwhelming group of candidates that was more publicized because of belonging to other organizations." WlU'golet deeply believes that student involvement is the key in making his term as Vice President successful. Wargoletexplains that not only will student involvement increase swden! voices on the decision making process, but it will also improve !heir outlook on life after graduation. ..After graduation when swWargolet installed as 1991-92 PSGA Vice President dents are looking for a job, employersareinterested in seeing what elsestudents were involved in while receiving an education," said WargoleL "By being involved, this shows that yo~ have the drive, !he comminment , and the responsibility needed to succed on the job." Inside... EdiloriaL ..".,.."_ •••.Page~ PSOARep«t.. ........Pa&.e3 Devil'sAc:lvoc:ale..".Page3 Re1ease:s •••_ .._ .... _, ...... 4 ~.~....."........ Sports .........H.... '-..Paae' 1bisWeek-"." ....~U FeatlIfC$, -....PaaPl 13 VoJunteer .Page 14 Qas$ified$. .Page 16 .' Editorial April 4, 199} From the desk of the Editor Every spring, students graduate from high school and then are faced with the decision of entering the labor force or roughing it through what could be the best four years of their lives. Since everyone is expected to graduate from high school, they are sometimes just patted on the back and the elite are presented with luxurious gifts, and the opportunity to host a wild bash. But when a student graduates from college, more planning is put into the celebration by the family. Family members from around the country are scheduled to fly in, extravagant dinners are planned, and graduation parties are slated. These plans are sometimes made many months ahead of time and impossible to change. Last week, with only seven weeks until graduation, students were faced with a scare when a rumor was floating round that commeneement had been changed from Sunday May 19, to Saturday May 18. The reason forthe change was that Gateway Technical College always holds their commencement one week after ours. Well, this year we started our semester later, so the two ceremonies conflicted and we were faced with a problem. The administration figured that since half of the schools in the UWSystem graduate on Saturday, that we would change our traditional day of graduating to that day. Maybe graduating on Saturday is plausible, but not when you change it to that day with less than two months until graduation. Several irate students approached both the Ranger and PSGA about this problem and we decided to pursue it further. Now, the track record that students have in dealing with administration, that is, trying to get them to reverse a decision, is slim to none. But we decided to give it a shot We, along with other students and parents, contacted Walt Shirer, Assistant to the Chancellor. He was the key decision maker in this dilemma, and was very willing to discuss the many concerns of students and parentS. After our discussion, he assured us he would have an answer to the problem by 3:30 on Monday. Well, he came and hunted us down before 3:00 to tell us that he made the decision, along with C1l1l11rellorKaplan, to move the commenrement back to its original time. The Ranaer and PSGA have been on top of many problems at UW·Parlcside and usually our opiaona lieonly glvenllpservlre. Irsnice to see that someone cares about how the students feel, and IIIIde adeclslon based on that. We would like to compliment both Walt Shirer and C1ancellor Kaplan, 011mllldng this decision for the students, their families and friends. Itis well appreciated. by , Craig Siqjdm Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submining the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only on upon legitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00 pm on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 350 words. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to print a representative sample of letters pertaining to the same subject or viewpoint. Letters will not be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters oropinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. ;n4,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 : The Devil's Advocate Responsibility of "Minor Adults" a major issue for all The Parkside Student Gov. emment Association (p.S.G.A.) articleinlast week' s Ranger raised the issue of lowering the drinking age. Although this issue has reo ceiveda lot of attention, I believe it 10 be appropriate 10 seriously consider this topic. Italways amazed me as a high schoolsenior that one day I was an irresponsible minor, and literally overnight became an adult, This rnetarnorphasis came about solely by virtue of my eighteenth binhday. I'm sure that many young adults would agree with me. It is interesting 10 note that these eighteen 10 twenty-one year old people are, in all actuality, "minor adults." These minor adults are old enough for all responsibility, save inbibing. It seems that the crux of the issue is that the State (as in Big Brother) considers it 10 be a matter of personal self-discipline and social responsibility. Ifthis is correct.Iet us examine what responsibilities these "minor adults" really have. At the magical age of eighteen. a minor adult can get married without parental consent. A minor adult can thus initiate a family and have children. This in and of itself is a major adjustmentfor responsibility. However, they cannot toast their own Weddingor the binh of their children. At the magicalageof eighteen a minor adult is now socially responsibile for his/her actions. If they break the law they are tried in an adult coon. Ironically, if a minor adult breaks the drinking law, they will be tried as an adult, notin juvenile coon. At themagicalage of eighteen aminoradultcan be called 10 serve on jwy duty, and cast a ballot that can adversely affect the life of another human being, yet somehow the State considers the respcnsibility of inbibing 10 be more serious than sendingsomeone 10prison for life; or death. A minor adult can serve in the armed forces of the United States. Uncle Sam believes that a twenty year old can pilot a million dollar helicopter, or can be responsible enough 10 command a million dotIar tank. yet not mature enough 10 drink responsibly. A minor adult can incur debt, buy property, engage in business activities.can signcontractsand be held legally accountable for breaches of the same. yet the State stillconsidersthemasminoradults. I think you get the picture. For the record. I support PUSH-19, although I'm not a fan of alcohol consumption. I've watchedtoomanyfnendsandrelationships go down the tubes as a result of alcohol abuse. Yet. alcohol is merely a vehicle and it is the self-destructivebehavior of the individual that causes the problems. not the age. The Sunday issue of the Milwaukee Journal reports the efforts of some state representatives who are trying to reach a viable compromise. This compromise comes in the form of what is known as "absolute sobriety" Under this provision, a minor adult can ingest alcoholic beverages but can only operate a mOIOrvehicle if absolutely sober. This means that rninor adults can driuk, but cannot drive. I believe that this is a valid suggestion that deserves serious consideration. With the Feds threalening 10 withhold highway funds it is apparent that the main issue is dnmk driving. It must be stressed here that this bias against minor adults does not prevent "real" adult drinkers from tnming our highways into bloodbaths. Almost one haIfof all traffic fatalities. or 250,000 per year, are alcohol related. and minoradults compriseonly a fraction of that number. Nor do the laws against alcohol consumption stop anyone from drinking. Ever hear about ''Prohibition''? It is time that we decide once and for all at what age someone becomes responsible enough 10 participate in society. The politicians that parrot the themes of Big Brother would be well advised 10 remember that minor adults can now also vote. Now how do you suppose something like that could have happened? Parkside Student Statute assures rights This article is to inform and explain a section in chapter 36. The article states "36.09(5) STUDENTS. The students of each institution or campus subject to the responsibilities and powers of the board. the president. the chancellor and the faculty shall be active panicipants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life services and interests. Students in consultation with the chancellor and subject to the final confirmation of the board shall have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. The students of each institution or campus shall have the right to organize themselves in a manner they determine and to select their representatives to panicipate in institutional governance." The basic goal of this anicle is tomake sure that the students are represented in those decisions that effect them. This piece of legislation is there for the students. It gives them the right to sit on committees that make the decisions involving student life, including the fees paid by the students. This is important for all students to know, that we do have a say in the process of formulation and review of all policies that effect us on this campus. -:-:=-._:_-- -~:::_~~--.- ..."-- ~_.. _--- Government Association Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:02pm. Roll Call: J.Jensen, T'Jensen, E.Jensen, Bovee, Schuh. Lindblom, Jude(E), Kadolph(U). Olson(L). Riccio. Rosier(U), Sikora, Simpkins. Yee(U), Finch Guests; Steve McLaughlin, Brenda Wilson. Diane Welsh, Chief Justice Jody Robison Motion SimpkinslFinch 3f291 ~ To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 9-0-1 Report of the President (Homer) Welcomed the new President and Vice-President-elect Motion RicciolLindblom 3/ ~ To approve Kevin WillIams on the Judicial Branch. Motion Tabled. <Question Called> Passes 7-0-3 Repon of the Vice-President (Daniel) Congratulated all graduates. Report of President ProTempore (Schuh) No report Repon of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) No report New Business; Moved from Committee 3/ 29/91:3 Swearing in of President (Kenneth Schuh) Vice-President (Walley Wargolet Senators: Homer, Lindblom, Olson. Meniesen, Schaffer, Yee, T.Jensen, Daniel, Sikora. Passes 10-0- 1 Roll Call: T.Jensen, Jude(E), Kadolph(U), Lindblom, Olson, Bovee, Sikora, Simpkins. Yee(U), Finch, Daniel, Horner New Business: Graduation date has been changed and a petition may be started in protest. Food for Families dance sponsored by S.O.C. needs tickets to be sold by each of the clubs- the tickets will be available in the beginning of the week. Motion LindblomlFjnch 3/ 29/91 :4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 9-0-0 Adjourned at 12:45pm. The Parkslde Student Government Association would like to remind you that meetings are held every Friday at 12:00 In Comm Arts 129 All Students arewelcome to attend ApriJ4,I~ lRaDP, Page 4 I!.--__ F_e_a_tu_f_e_-- Letter to the Editor understanding different points of view or background and culture? Does the Executive Committee know what should be excluded? What is "good" for all or just a few? Aren't the people who are doing the censoring not complaining that they were censored? And isn't that a problem? Who's zoomin' who? Who is this "Executive Committee?" Why do they remain nameless? Timothy Christoffel sire 10 remain nameless 10 make a point?Whatdifferencedoesitmake who says wbat? Should the same words have different meanings depending on who says them? Would that be disaimination? Or prejudging? Right or wrong what makes the difference who says what or whether all parties agree with what is said? I thought this campus was big on ethnic diversity and the impnrtanee of empowerment through To the Editor: Who is the Executive Committee? What is the Executive Committee lJ'yingtocensor'l Opinioos they don't agree with? Opinioos that they have deemed wrong, unneeded. undesiJable, worthy of genocide by exclusion? Isn't the cartoon with its "translations" racist? How about the depiction of the 1etter jacket on the author in the cartoon? Maybe "Mr. K" or "Mr. K" deNewsReleases _ partment, The sign-up sheet fer this survey isentitled, Stales, Traits, and Perceptions. Studentsmayalso contact Suchy at 553-9062. Suchy discovered, while tutoring English as a second language, that these students areoften unaware of the services available to them. Foreign-bomstudents face the same problems that all students face, but these are complicated by the need to adjust 10 a new culture. These problems are not unique among UW -Parkside students. "When I looked at some articles, it seems as though nation-wide the international students are having more problems than native-hom American students. I wasn't sure if the services they are getting, even though I feel they are good, are really sufficient for these students needs. After looking at the litmlUre I decided that I would try to assess the situation here at UWParkside." Depending upon the results of her survey, further wode on her thesis will involve developing seminars and/or a support group. The ultimate goal of this study isto help the smdents, Wisconsin Civil War heroes lecture NotedCivilWarauthorsLance Herdegen and William Beaudot will present a free lecture on Wednesday, April 10at 7 pm in the Overlook Lounge of the Libraryl Learning Center. Herdegen and Beaudot authored "In the Bloody Railroad Cut at Gettysburg" in 1990. The book which has been hailed by Civil War scholars, was selected by the History Book Club and baS been nominated for an Award of Merit from the Slate Historical Society of Wisconsin. Herdegen, a newspaper reporter and editor, and BeaudaL a librarian,haveboth wriuen on Civil War topics for numerous national publications. For more info., call 2221. UW·Parkside Music Ensemble to Perform at Racine Church April 7 Choral music, Irish and Kenyan folk songs and a memorial musical tribute 10 three American composers, will be performed by two Parkside music ensembles at the Mount Pleasant Luthern Church, 1700 S. Green Bay Road, Racine, Sunday, April 7. Theconcert, featuring theParkside Chorale and Master Singers, will be held at 3:30 p.m. Admission is $4 for adults and $2 for students and senior citizens. Both ensembles are under the direction of James B. Kinchen, Jr., direclOr of choral activities. Featured during the program will be pieces by Franz Josepb Haydn, Undine Smith Moore, Leonard Bemstein,AaronCopland and William Dawson. The latter three are all American composers who died in 1990. For more information, call the Music Department at ext, 2457. waukee Opera Company's Marriage of Figaro and an appearance with the Milwaukee Sympbony in Haydn's The Creation. She is currently a voice instructor at the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music. Tuesday, April 17. The Battle of the Bands competition will be held at 7:30 pm in the Union Cafeteria on April 26. First prize will be an invitation for a paid performance at Milwaukee's Summerfest; second prize $200; and third prize $100. The event is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board. For more information, contact Frank Mejia at 553-2650 or the Parkside Activities Office at 553-2278. Polish Culture to be Highlighted During UW·Parkside Dinner Engage in the music and culinary "delights" of the Polish cultureduring"An Evening in Poland" on Saturday, Apil 20 from 6:30- 9:30pm in MainPlace. Admission to the dinner is $15.75 for the general public. Special discounts areavai1ablelOseniorcilizens,UWParksidealumniandUW-Parkside faculty, staff and students. The event is sponsored by the Center forIntemationalStudies. Reservations must be made by April 9. Featured will be an authentic Polish dinner including roasted pork loin stuffed with prunes, stewed sauerkraut, oven browned potatoes and a variety of Polish pastries. Recipes are provided by RilaMicha1ak,memberoftheHistorical and Cultural Society of Polishfest, Milwaukee. Other highlights include a program on the life of Frederick Chopin, the PolishlFrencb composer. Pianist EDen Dixon Swan and Joyce Parker, both of the Milwaukee chamber group TAHLIA, wiD present music and accompanying narrative depicting the life of Chopin .• In addition, a short discussion on the recent changes in Poland will be provided by Donald Pienkos, professor of political science and chair of polish studies at UW-Milwaukee. To make reservations, call the Center for International Studies at eXL 2701. Leningrad Music and Dance Company to perform on April 9 Kampaniya,amusicanddance company from Leningrad willperform Russian folk music and songs of romance and humor, dance routines and feature a variety of instrumenlal soloists during a performanceat the University ofWisconsin-Parkside Tuesday, April 9. The show will take place at7 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 and all seating is reserved. The event is sponsored by the U.S,JU.S.S.R. Friendship Society of Racine and Kenosha and the Parkside Activities Board. Kampaniyafeatures several Soviet stage and screen stars. Included in the performance are Arkady Nasirov. a dancer. aa:ording to some, the likes of Fred Astaire; Oleg Manakov. a noted Soviet pan flule player whose repertoire includes folk, classic and modem selectiOlL'l;andAndrey ADkudinov, noted Soviet singer. For more information, or to reservetickets,caJJ the Information Desk at ext, 2345. Arts & Crafts Fair Applications are available for Parkside's 17th Annual Arts & Crafts Fair to be held Saturday, Dec. 7, 199 J. Handmade articles such as jewelry, pottery. paintings and holiday decorations can be displayed. Rummage.cosmetics.food or secondhand items will not be allowed. Applicationsalongwithanonrefundable $5 processing fee must be received by Wed., May 22 and are available at the Union Information Centeror by calling 553-2278. In addition, three photos of articles that will beexhibitedandone photo of the overall exhibit must be submitted with applications. Applicants will be juried on the basis on quality. creativity and originality. Cost of exhibiting is $40 and is required upon selection to the fair. For more information, contact the Student Activities Office at 553-2278. The fair is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board and the Student Activities Music Recital Guest artists Debra Hogan, soprano, and Craig Roberts, tenor, will present a recital on Friday, April 5 in CA D-U8 at noon. They will be assisted by pianist August Wegner of the Parkside music faculty. Mr.Roberts will sing five of the gambler songs by John Jacob NiJesand "The Music of the Night" from Pbamorn of the Opera by Andrew Lloyd Webber. "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again" from Phantom will be sung by Ms. Hogan. She wiD join Mr.Roberts for two duets by Robert Schumann and "The Point of No Return" from Phantom, Mr.Roberts is an active recitalist in Southeastern Wisconsin. Ms. Hogan's career highlights inclue the role of "Donna Anna" in the Skylight production of Don Giovanni, "Countess" in the MilLocal Bands Needed for Parkside Battle of the Bands Competition High school and college rock, rhythm and blues,jazz and country bands are invited 10 participate in the Fourth Annual Battle of the Bands Competition Friday, April 26 at Parkside. Bands •interested in compeliting must submit an entry form, a 1010 15 minute demo tape, and a non-refundable $20 entry fee. All demo tapes will become the property of the Baltle of the Bands Committee. Deadline for completedentriesisMonday,April 8. Five bands will be selected and finalists will be notified by Foreign born students needed for survey Psychology major, Yana Suchy, isconductingasurveyofParkside's foreign-born students as part ofher Honor's Thesis. She is requesting that any students born outside the United States help hertohelpthem. She needs foreign-born suidems 10 volunteer fIfteen minutes of their time 10 fill out a questionnaire. Students can sign-up in Moln. 275, for this on-going study. which is sponsored by the Psychology de- ...!.- ApriI~'4:..:;.I99=I'----------I ...... _-:--C_o_u_n_s_e_l_in~g:::...__ _J~-------=RaDger===.Page=-5 Stress Busters Week planned By stuart Rubner Special to the Ranger Beginning Monday, Apri18th. you'll be able toexperience a week of progmmming aimed at helping you recognize and reduce your suess. "Suess for college students ha1 multiple causes." says Barbara Larson. a counselor in the Counseling and Testing office, "and it's important 10 use a variety of approaches in dealing with stress." Each day of this week-long program a different aspect of stress As significant as the recognition of stress in our lives isthe awareness thai we as human beings require touch as much as we need oxygen to breathe andwholesomefood to eat. The ex-erience of being touched with compassion and care by another human being is essential to the proper development and maintenance of everyone's psychological, social, and physical well being. Barb Beck, Massage Therapist Touch-N-Go Therapeutics Most of these were made in 1915 and are in the classic comedy~- tion. At 12:30 Barbara Larson of the Counseling and Testing staff will discuss how what you think affectsyourstress.Oneofthethings Union lnfonnation Desk for more infonnation. Wednesday the 9th is Relaxation Day. At noon in Molinaro IIINancy Gentry, Student Assistance Program CoordinaWr. Student Health Services, will presenta relaxation therapy program. Nancy will demonstrate relaxation techniques that everyonecandolOhelpthem overcome stress. Two relaxation videos will be running from 11:30 in the Union Dining room; these are guaranteed Stress Bustersl And Molinaro 1ll will be turned into a "SIreSS Release Room" from 94 that day; you're . welcome 10 come in and relax to some wonderful stress reo ducing audio tapes. Nutrition, exer .. cise, and getting prothat causes a great deal of stress for Marrypeople know they are peopleissomethingknownas'self- undergoing stress but they may talk'. Barbara will show you how not know how serious a probto identify your self-talk, decide if lem it is,how it is affecting them, it's helping or hurting you. and and whether or not/hey should change it if you choose 10 do so. get help to overcome it. My To further help you reduce discussion will answer the your stress be sure 10see comedian question "When does someone Brad Lowery in Union Square at know it's time to get profes9pm. The program is sponsored by sional help for dealing with the Parkside Activity Board and is stress and who do you go tofor free of charge. PAB is also spon- that help?" soring the famed Leningrad music Greg Theurer and dance company Kampaniya in Psychologist . Professional Services Group the Comm Arts Theatre beginning SeeyouduringStressBlISleISweek. at 7 m; admissiOll is $5. Call the . Developing a healthier and stress reduction will be high- lifestyle can help you gear up lighted; you can use what you learn for stress and make you a better 10 make you a healthier person 'stress manager'. Eating well and exercising are two key elebothphysicallyandmentally.Stress ments of a healthy lifestyle. so it Busters week is being sponsored stands to reason that a strong. by the Counseling and Testing and vibrant. body can positively. ii!' Student Health Services offices. fluence the mind and the Spirit. Physical activities can help work Monday, April 8th is Stress off tensions. and regular exe~- Awareness Day. Visit Stress Bust- cise provides many psychologiers Headquarters in upper Main cal benefits. Exercise improves our Place and pick up a Stress Busters ability to cope with str.ess by Week calendar and materials to elevatingmaod.decr~asmganhelp you assess your stress levels. ger and pent up tenslO~, overHandouts discussing techniques for comingfatigue, improvtng concentration, and gtvtng' a sense stress reduction will also be avail- of power, control. and selfable. Headquarters will be open confidence. from 9-3. Eating a well-balanc~d Massage Therapist Barb Beck of daily diet improves your body S stores of nutrients you need to Touch-N-Go Therapeutics will be handle stress. It uses up the B on hand from 9-1 in upper Main and C vitamins which are neePlace. Barb is a UW-Parkside essary for brain functions and certain foods tend to aggravate graduate and a licensed massage stress and should be limited. therapist, Massage therapy wiIl be Table tents in all c~us available in upper Main Place at no dining areas will be aVlll.la1?le charge from 910 noon; at 12 Barb on Thursday. April II IlSttnlpg foods that can. add to or he will present a lecture on Eastern reduce stress. • and Western techniques of mas- Student Health Services sage,taIkaboutthehistory:o:ft:IOI:IIC:h~=~~N~u~rse~Lo:rra:i:ne:M:ey:e:r~!=:~=::==::=::::~~~~ii~~•• ~.~~i~~1 fessiona1 help for your stress will be the focus tor Thursday. April 11th. Table tents in the Union dining room, Main Place Coffee Shoppe, and UniOIl Square will offer tips on how 10 reduce your stress by eating better. At 1:00, psychologist Greg Theurer of Professional Services Group will present a program in Union 104 that will focus on when 10 seek professional help for stress. To wrap up SIreSS Busters week,StressBustersHeadquaners moves 10the Union Bridge on FriCollege students. as well as everyone else, are continuaUy talking to themselves. and this on-going internal verbalization can be stress provoking, neu· tral, or stress relieving. If the key word" should" is comes up frequently in the conversations you have with yourself. consider participating in this Stress Buster week program. Barbara Larson Counselor Counseling and Testing day, Apri112th. Numerous handouts will be available that will help summarize the variousstressrelated topics presented during the week. Be sure 10 take advantage of several of these Stress Busters pr0- grams. Remember, everyone experiences stress at various points in their lives, but for college students successful SIreSSmanagement can result in better academic perfor- mance, intelpetSOnaIrelationships. and health. ApriI4,1@' KlIIIRanE,l!eI".nYIPa&e:!:..!!..6 -----1 Feature - ------ Movie Review . " The Hard Way- A Mean Spirited Comedy Fox and Woods as unlikeky allies guys really do hate each other and do some extremely cruel things 10 each other. Cruelly is not necessarily funny. The Hard Way earns some points for the perfonnance good. But this is Morrison's high point He spends practically the rest of the movie drinking, smoking, or both, and it is heavy abuse of drugs and alcohol. And after seeing the film, it is hard 10 imagine the Doors ever finishing a concert, with Morrison telling the audience they are "all a bunch of • •• slaves" or Morrison being arrested for violating ebscenity laws. Meg Ryan is almost wasted as Morrison's girlfriend. his "muse," Pamela Courson. She is a convincing lovesick groupie, but it's bard 10believe her loving of the troubled singer. Kilmer is intense as Morrison and he does quite a bit of his own a concentralion in Anthropology. cia! events at the site. She hires and knowledge is helpful. She later returned 10 Parkside 10 trains the guides, and writes edu- Theslarting saIarycan be from get a minor in Women's Studies. cationaImaterialfortheschools.In $12,000-$20,000 yearly. Keep in Sally Wood is the Curator of She then went on 10 receive her addilion, Sally plans activities for mind, however, that a job at an Interpretation at the Olde Wade master's at Western Kentucky the children's classes that the his- hislOricaI site isa state job and you Hislorical Site at Greenbush, WI. University, majoring in FolIdore. IOricaIsiteoffersontradilions,such are considered a Slate employee. Her Iide sounds as interesling as This is the study of traditions of the as soapmaking and spinning wool. AnypIace that has a museum the job ilSelf. common people. She also writes press releases, fly- or historical site is a place 10 work A curator at a museum is Although she didn't feel the ers,andmailings.Attimes,shehas forthis type of job. Sally stated that someone who cares for the WOIb majoratParksidewasadequatefor 10 dopromolional work. the only limitations would be the of an and the furniture, but in this her job, she did say it was good Theskillsneededforthislype student's area of interest =~:on.allYThis~thmeanseCurashetor~~~ groundwork for her master's edu- of job, as you can imagine, are Sally worked at Parkside in 1"- V',,-_ calion. She felt an education major numerous.Sallysaitlyoude6nitely the library, and also as a student functions, organizes research ma- would have helped her more be- need people skills to deal with the worker 10 the assistant 10 the ViceteriaI, and writes various pieces of cause she deals with a lot of chil- workers, as well as the visitors, Chancellor. She felt this was very literature. dren and teachers at the historical Organizalional skills are also used helpful in gaining computer trainSallygraduatedfromParkside site. and marketing skills are a plus. ingandorganizalionsskil!s. •• .:::o;;;;;;;;..;;;1n=19:8:1·:DIa--:;!ioiirin;giiniSiOCiiiOiIOiGYiwithi· •••• Her.jo.b.enItalills.PIannin•• ·.g.spe_-_~S;aII~y~al;SO~~;ee~ls~lha;;;t~som;;;;;e~co~m:p:u:te:rTh::e~m~os~tpositive thing about a car chase, Woods is interviewed by the press and then taken 10 the hospital. Nick Lang, a Hollywood actor played by Michael J. Fox, watches the interview and decides IOheadlONewYorktoresearchhis nextroleasacop. The two of them are puuogether, and they naturally hate each other. Woods is way too intense for the role. You can't hel" but think that this guy has a few bricks missing from his building. Woods is generally well known for playing memorable nuteases, but here he yells through the whole film like an obsessed overbearing jerk. He is not the lype of character you would want 10 know personally. He takes the hatred bit too far, and his character does not work. Fox is well known for playing Alex P. Keaton on the tv. sitcom included. The film opens with Morrison as a young boy with his parents in New Mexico witnessing a highway accident involving a family of Nalive Americans. This scene is the only apparent reason for Morrison's self-destructive and abusive behavior through the rest of the film. The film then takes us 10 the meeting of Morrison and keyboardist Ray Manzarek (Kyle MacLachIin) at UCLA film school, and the addition of drummer John Densmore (Kevin Dillon) and guitarist Robby Krieger (Frank Whaley). Wearetaken from one of their first rehearsals with the playing of ''Light My Fire," written by Life after Parks ide "Family Ties," and for theBack To The Future films. He has proven himself 10 be a good comic actor, and his character is the best thing about this film. The jokes about Hollywood people is nothing new, but Fox still makes them funny. John Badbam, the director, has made many other comedies such as: Stakeout, Short Circuit, and Bird on a Wire. Badbam bas made the cop buddy film before, and he bas been successful with the formula, but here he uses the same tired jokes. L.L. Cool J. makes his film debut in The Hard Way. Mr. CooIJ. baa small role and it's heard be bas aspirations of getting into acting. He is also a rap artist, There is a major problem with the film in that itis a comedy with some real viciousness. These two Krieger, 10 one of their first club appearances, and to the Whiskey-a Go-Go and the hypnotic and controversial performance of "The End." Mterthat performance, they are signed by Elektra Records and meet producer Paul Rothchild (Michael WinCOtl). Included in this surge of success is their appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show, where they were asked 10 change the line in "Light My Fire" from "Girl, we couldn't get much higher" 10 "Girl, we couldn't get much better" because the network would not allow the term "higher." Not only does Morrison not change the line, butif you haven't seen that segment from the Ed Sullivan Show, well, it's by Fox, but other than that, there is nothing worth 6 dollars, If you have 10 see this one, wait for lbe video. Igrade The Hard Way Istar out of 4 stars. singing. He is thoroughly believable as the rock singer obsessed with dealh.PaulaAbdul a1soserved as Kilmer's personal choreographer. John Densmore and Robby Kriegermake cameo performances, as do Billy Idol, Billy Vera, and Paul Williams. Watch for Crispin Glover as Andy Warhol and Will Jordan for his freaky re-creation of Ed Sullivan. Kathleen Quinlan playsPatriciaKennealy, Morrison's witchy conson . This is not an uplifling movie, and it runs 135 minutes, but itis an enthraIling movie. Itis almost lite a two hour acid trip, and almost as addicling, for Iveseen itthree times now and it's still not enough. Parkside, Sally thought, was lbe small class size and getling awgbt by the teachers instead of an assistant Parkside also taught 1leIibility and to ask questioDS. Parkside also helped Sally grow up and be more responsible. WodiDI and going 10 school also taughtber how 10 manage her time. Sa1Iysuggestsgetlinginvolved in an internship and/or with an Artthropology Club. "All empJoyIlS are looking for experience," remarked Sally. Sally said she bas fond IIICIDO' ries of Parkside. Her advice III students is,"It's all perse~ keep at it, and don't qui!", Movie Review Lighting Fires Until The End David WIck Entertainment Writer In 1981, a film called 4B hours bit the screen and made some fJ1tnrnakels a lot of money. Hollywood then decided 10 repeat the success of the film by making it several times a year, only they put diffemll acton in it each lime All you need for this copied success are two partners who hate each Cllba, and while adjusling 10 one another, they have 10 solve a bigcrime. Somewhere in the end of the movie they solve the crime and become buddies for life. This is supposed 10 evoke tears (or something else) while we learn a lesson in male bonding. James Woods is an intense New York City cop after a seria1 killel' called "TbePanyCrasber." Mter by Chris DeGulre Feature Writer Jim Morrison died of hean failureattheageof21nearlytwenly years ago. He is resurrected this year by director Oliver Stone {Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July)andisponrayedbyValKilmer (Top Gun, Willow) in the major molion picture, The Doors. The film is more or less a depressing look at the life of singer Jim Morrison. But this is nota bad movie. Infact, it is an incredible journey through the drug infested music world of the 1960's. But 10 truly enjoy this movie a high tolerance for themusic of the Doors is needed,fortherearesome25 songs by Kimberly TenereIU Feature Writer ., . SPO"RTS • I SECflONB THURSDAYAPRIL 4, 1991 SECTION B ZieUnski leads team Rangers split at Xavier in spUt with Badgers By TED McINTYRE i:~".:.e~= ---- .... --------.::::-- Asst. Sports Editor em>ed em Ill.aror. In the dJ!nI. willi By JEFF LEMMEl<MANN two OUI, X.v,..lI<:<lred em. hi~ ... aIk S H.vins played just 13 sam .. in and 1IlO1b ... error, porn Editor their )'0IIII8 season, Ibe RillS'" Soft- Wilb the basea loaded in Ihe fifth ball team has eatabliJhed illown idm- innins. Draft pulled startinS pitcher lily u the 1991 all Jekyll and Hyde Natalie Kruinzep and put in aenior team. Beth HIIlJaL Hansen lOt the lint hitParbide, now 5-Sem the........ fer ID pop ou~ and ",tired the seamd ia matins • habit of pl.ying back to "- em • fielder'l clIoi<:e p1.y to backgameawilbtwopenonaliliea,.... home. ThenextX.vi ... "-linB1ed u • solid yalDlS ballclub andIhe other IDdrive in two. Thenexthitter doubled u IIlllDCOllSCiousteam. in two more ID make Ihe """" 8-0. 11Ieir most recent mulli-pa-ocm- Parbide failed ID secre "" fIV. a1i1y displ.y occuned Tuesday at SL hiJa. PIteIIer Natalie Kruinzens. lOt Xavier of Illinois. AfIet beinI abut out Ihe lou to drop her reccrd ID 1-2. The 8-Oinlheopa1er.the RIIlFS boun<:ecI lou madted Ihe fo\ll1h lime Ihe R.... - back ID play their beat same of Ihe erohav._lIhut-outinjust13 pmea. _ in beatins the Couglll S-2. "We had troubl. hittinS line Game .... wu • 'comedy of er- aboca," Aid Draft. 101'&' for Ihe RIIlSers. On Ihe way to Conoideringlbe level of play in beins Ihut _S-O. Parbide commit- same ..... same two turned out to be ted lix emn, most em olherwise eaoy ..... moreofasmpriseforlhelUnSero p\ayL in • 5-2 victory. "They were not IDUlhmors. "Aid The pme srarted out in III alllDO head coach Linda Draf~ "lbe playa familiar tnsic w.y fo< Parbide. SL were _ IOUsJ!.lhey were really eaoy X.vier SOl ilS first b.uer on wilb ID balls ID hand1e, we just made pllOI' arorbyohonatopJ_MikuIIki. The decisions," DeJLll.lla IICIific:ed tbenmnerlD IeCIt did _ take Parbide 1on& ID and, abo IIDIo Ihird and .. udoubIod .taIl matins _ in aame one. home. X.vi ... •• lead off hider popped to The_andthiJdinDinp ..... eatd1er RIChe! Sielaff who promptly _ and in Ihe Kanaer half of Ihe dropped Ihe ball in foul territory. The fo\II1h wilb two outs,1eftIieIder Tara "-driIledthenextpitchintolef\for Car!Joa doubled and Ihird ~ • doubl.. Then while Ihe runner wu Lauri Slephem walked. That wu ltealina lhird, Siel.rrl throw to Parkside'. fast sc:orins Ihreat of Ihe IhiJdbuemIll Tracy Peel wu not over day. Draft then broup. in &eIhnuln far <mUsh for the duow and Ihe ball Jenny PIoI ID Pinch-hit for MicheD. went inlD the OUtflOld. ShortotopJanet KiIbnan. PIoI raped • double out to Mikulski then missed backins up the Ief\ center, ID ICOR two runnerI. ball u it bolDlCed past her funhor into Inthe topoflhe Iifthwid> two out left. Then Ihe illusive ball continued 10 and two on, Hansen doubled sc:orins roll and made ilS w.y pullef\lielder two ID 10 up 4-1. Laur. stock and rolled to • ltop while Tara Carlson doubled in Hamen the runner scored. ID up the score to S·I. Laushins about Ihat play wu Hamen a.ve up • nm in Ihe_- about the beat Ihins Ihat hawened to see Xavier. 48 Kelly Zielinski is quickly emerging U !he possible answer 10 • pitehins staff with .numb..- of queations. In his fourth appculUlCe of the seuon, Zielinski •• sophomore in his flrst seescn u .RIDser, held the UW-MadisonBadg ... to just four hilS and four nms in the RillS'" 54 win in Ihe State'. CapitaL "Kelly hu really been Ihe shinins .tar of our staff so far."said .. sistantcoachScottBarrer. "He'slhrowinsllrikel with • lot of movement, aetlin& • lot of around bills. " The RIJIIa" offense """ up ID support Zielinski'l effurL Inthe thinI, down by'lUII, lheycame up wid>. threenm frame u they porI.yed. double-steal, .fieldero choice and.KyleKnothesinalefo<lhreenms. Therallywusrarted willi a pair of lead-off wa1b, sellins up Ibe frame. UW-Madisem ...... eredwilb one in lb. thinI, then Ibey rook Ibelead wilb • pair of nms in Ibe fifth, molrins It 4-3. UW-Parbide rallied in the sixth. Mike Csccioppo srarted lb. inninS wilb •• inale, followed by • wllk ID Dominic Delrose. AfIet. uaUlCC blDlt moved the nmners into scarina posilion, SlID Diedrich went down on strikes. Wilb two .way and the lee nm on second, Bob Hall. who .... 3 fo<60n lheday. came up.. ith.two-nm single, &ivins Ihem the eventual winninS nm at S-4. Zielinski tossed two """"I ... fram .. ID finish off Ihe Badsers in Ibe opa1er. Ibe second lime this seucm he hal aone Ihe distance. In the nisht-cap, the RIDS'" hiucro couldn't come up with • key hit u they scored just two runs em six hits. JeffFennrick, who.rarted same two, wuvictimizedby the offensive let-up, and by • defensive lapse which helped the Badsero to .4-2 victory. In ",lief, Paul PhilIipo and Jason Holt each pitched • sco",l= inninS. to keep Ihe R .... ers close. In the seventh, down 4-1. UW-Parkside looked IiIte lbeywouldmske.nm.tlbeBadSClSllain. A lead-offwalk ID Knothe, followed by • Wade Ho1linSheck double put nom ... at second and thin! wilb nobody ouL Butlbe ralley ended their .. lbe Kana'" could m...... just one nm on • wild pitch. The split put UW-Parkside'l record at S-6. Baumler set to represent UW-Pin Judo National Championships By LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor UW -PaIkside sophomore Brian Baumler will ttaveltoNewark.NewJerseythisweekendtocompete in the 1991 Collegiate Judo Championships. The Iwodayevenl, hosted by West Point and the New Jersey Technological Instiblte. will feature the top collegiate judo perfonners in the country, The winners will invited to try out for the U.S. National Team which will represent the U.S. in the World Collegiate Games in Sheffield, England Baumler. a Racine Park B.S. graduate. advanced to the national competition by winning the 172 POlDld weight class at the Wisconsin State Judo meet held at the Mil..aukee Sentinel Sport Show last month. Baumler has been competing in Judo for over ten see Judo Fioals, B4 \ Brian B.Ullller Duke B1 TED McINTYRE doe~!~eL~!~~~~ bench splinter time for that player. that he ~~!m~~ does not need to ~t aDd Even the Rebe1s age wasa bit illegally, or deal withPJOfCSliOislO LEN ANHOLD dislUl'bing. The average age ofa keep his kids from OunkiD.g oat of So,thobigbadRunnin'Rebels UNLV player is 22.5 years old. c~. Duke players lIIOlIloftca . of UNL V did not repeaL What a That's about the same as some re- ~nnt the school, they figln dlst shame. AtJeastforonceincoUege cent L.A. Clipper reams. These if they are good enough in the basketball the bad guys did not things just seem to draw the wrong c~~, and have enough God win. kind of attention to a college te8'!'. givenabllity top~ythegame.top Now I'm nOljustkickingTark the Bad Boy image often seen m level, they consider the chance 10 andhisShartswhentheyaredown, professional sports. come to Duk.e, or similarcoJlellll. but it was refreshing to see some- 'J1.tisis not to belittle the ~- ~ outstanding opportunity and one other than the overpublicized complishmenls of the l;lutstanding Jump at the chance. Rebels win the National Champi- program Tarlcanian has built at For the Rebles, there is DO onship. Vegas, but when a program works question that they achieved basBefore the season began, within the limits of the rules, when ketball greatness. At UNL V now, UNL V was worrying about whether coaches recruit correctly, when they need to reaccomplish the task or not the illegal recruiting meth- deals are made above the table- with tact, odsoftheircoach,JerryTarkanian, when it is done right-the success is II is possible, look at theOlhel were going to keep them from re- aU that much more rewarding. team which made the finals. The pealing as National Champions. Takeforexamplethenew 1991 Kansas Jayhawks were on NCAA Now that the season isoverand the NCAA National Champions, the probationtheseasonfoUowing1heir mighty Rebs did not repeat, the Duke Blue Devils. AU season long 1988 Championship. By rebuiJd.. program is again surrounded by an the Devils struggled, game after ingandreslrUClUring theirJm>gram, . amoebs of controversy, game in the ACC to earn the sec- the Hawks are again among Ihe This time coach Tark's job is ond seed in the Midwest Region. elite in college hoops and, theydid in question. The National, the Duke's battle through a grueling it the right way. USA's daily sports newspaper, tournament, which had two climax So, for this year anyway, jusreported that UNL V officials are points, "the upset" of UNL V and tice was served in the world of discussingthefutureoftheprogram beating the Kansas Jayhawks college hoops. And maybe a at Nevada Las Vegas and whether Monday night, ended with a greater message was sent to do things !eor nOI coach Tarkanian would be feeling of triumph than would have gaily, with hard work. and maybe includedinthoseplans. Howquick the Rebels because of the Blue from now on people will realize theyaretoforgetthechampionship Devils sound basketball program. that in college sports big and badia andreputationhisprogrambrought Coach "K" has buill himself nol always the besL tothescbool.~rhaPsthesch~lis Signing ofTomzak puts frosting wrong for hinting at a coaching change,ormay~,juslmaybethey on dream-week for Chicagoland are fmally taking the necessary steps in righting one of the many wrongs with college sports. We aU know of the NCAA's steps to clean up college sports, going out like headhunters after everythingthatsmellsillegal. What about some internal discipline. By slapping their own wrists and admitting their own wrongs, UNL V could send a message Ib other colleges and universities; clean yourseIves up before you get too dirty. Othel'bothersomethingscome to mind when thinking aboUl the Rebel's "success" this year. Not justtheallegationsagainsttheteam, but the whole attitude and aura which surrounded Las Vegas was disturbing. After each win the UNL V players wouId leave the court and conduct interviews with a holier, and more talented, than thou attiQlde. Now. considering what they did to most teams this is no smprise. Bull hardly think the great John Wooden teams of the 60's and70'swoufd have had, or at least displayed, th8t attitude. Can you imagine a player from Bobby Knight's 1976 undefeated team spouting off abouthowmanydunks I I I I II By JIM NW\{{MJ Columnist There is somuch towriteabout this week. TheBlackhawlcshavehome ice for the play-offs and the President's Cup Award formostwiDs. the Bulls are still on the rampage, the Sox have ttaded for a quality UIilitY player and the Cubs roster is shaping up. But perhaps the best newsCIIIIII: from the football arena. ~e Tomczack, long time blight on the Chicago sports scene baa been pIcked up by, get this, the Geen Bay Packers. 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II \'\1-.1 I II \1.1.·11'\ \1 'I \,\IJI,\(;' Eastern Division Team W L rcr. PF PA The Fuak (911) 8 2 .800 89S 72S Al Your Mercy 6 4 .600 620 sao The RIIIlb!in' WrecIt 6 4 .600 738 673 WuPiss 4 6 AOO 728 745 Justice Deponmau 2 8 .200 567 672 RlDI N' GlDI I 9 .100 562 881 Western Division Team W L rcr. PF PA Uncle'Dunn'ke1 8 2 .800 706 662 Holmes', Heroes 8 2 .800 742 637 The Bomb 7 3 .700 818 679 Prime Time 6 4 .600 674 651 Charging Armadillos 3 7 .300 701 708 Phawk University I 9 .100 403 551 End Rep"'" Season THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE04I04I91 TIm. 6:00 7:00 8:00 Court#l The Funk (911)vs. W.r Pis' Uncle Dunnkd VJ, Prime Tune Ramblin Wreck VI. At Your Mercy TUESDAY 04108191 TIm. 7:00 8:00 Center Court Western Final Eastern Final Court #2 Holmes Heroes VI. The Bcmb THURSDAY 04110/91 TIm. 7:00 Center Coon West VI. East l ..... Wa/l liImt llma I. DanLa.....,.. 42:40 2. IoIlII MAner 42:<42 3. Rob Cole 42:SI Tun Swnaa 42:S1 S. Ion 1"'1....... 43:27 6. PaulT.varu 4S:25 7. Deb LaWlellcc 45:43 8. Michelle Rohl 47:46 9. Mark Barber. 47:53 10. Tom Krasnoff 49:08 nave Thc:mu 49:08 12. Pete William. SO:Ol UW·Pwkslde Fl........ 5000". Rurt 1. Ann SlOkman 3. T.... Roy 4. Erin MoDennOll 400m ReID, 2. Anne Thayer (13.4) Lori Wi1I:ees(13.0) Kim Avery (13.6) lane Kum (12.5) }tweli" TItrow 4. Lori Wilken. 15OOmR." 6. Dee Dee Roc:be 400mDtuh 4. Lori Wi1I:= S. u..Majerle loo".Da,1I 2. Pam Downina 800mB",. 2. Jane Kunz 400m HturI/G 2. Kim Avery 200mDtuh 1. AnneThayer 3. Pam Downing 3000",R"" I. J.... yGross 2. Veronica O1amlee 3. Kelly Wwm 4. J... Zalewski 7. Holly Eriduon 9.Iulie_ I_Rd., 2. Lori.Wi1I: .... Dee Dee Roche Kelly WIl1IOIl JennyGroa 4. Anne Thayer Lisa Majcrle Kim Avery Jane Kunz 6. AnnS_ T.... Roy Erin McDennOl1 Jen Zalewski THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin Wredt 92The Funk 72 Justice Dept. 73 Run & Gun 54 At Your Mercy 70War Pis' 69 ClJg. Annadi110s 79 Uncle Dunnl:d 42 Prime Tune woo by forfiel over Fhawk U. HIScoren Martino-31, MoKowal·23,GUdio·2O Powcn·21,Marrone,spollD·1S Ka<2UIow.I:i·33,Fuhn:r·24 Ka .. c:ynski 43,SWUllOll·17 TUESDAY'SRESULTS G.... U.cle Dunnl:d 83Ramblin Wredt 74 The Funk (911) 80 The Bcmb 66 1IoIme.·. H_ lOS At Your Mercy 75 Prime Tune 6S War Pis. 60 IlIJIiccDcponm"'l 83Chg. ArmadiIloI79 Run '" Gun won by forti" over Pha .. k U. wScoren Prey.39,Laner·23,Lem19,Anbo1d·17 Manin<>-31, Toliver·20, Boyd·IS Sdnnidnn ..... 9. Kaczanowski·31 BnsJisb·22, G1inec:Iti-16,Emer·1S Ka .. <>ynsI:i·3S,Cdben~27 UW.'ARKSIDE NORTHCENTRAL abr.'1 .brllW HolliDbcck e:t , 1 2 0 Pollc:ke.y 2b 1 1 0 0 Thomp.on II :5 0 1 1 SlillmlDIf '3 0 0 1 0rccD2b :Ii 1 1 1 ~c 4 1 0 0 eacc· 3b S 1 1 0 Uaeoad 4 0 :2 1 [)o1J,):~ '0 '3 0 BUiot Ib .. 0 2 1 Cou bUndla ''1 I 0 Molnar dla 3 0 0 0 DIU: Ut '3 0 0 0 HuDla'cf 4 0 1 0 Diedrich ph 1 0 1 2 HollZlUD1b '3 0 0 0 Hall it .. 1 1 1 Ba1M\II'pb. 1 0 0 0 Knothoc 4 0 1 1 freDa.. 4 1 1 0 Total. .. 2 , 14 ,Telal. 33'" to1 2.0 ;lOO••' 001 100 nO .. 3 nANDEE .l.Ji.IQUOR MART 100/0 OFF FOR PARKSIDE STUDENTS * Present current Parkside 1.0. at time of purchase. (Offer does not include lt~ currently sale priced) Dandee Liquor Mart • 4701 Taylor Ave. • One mile north of KR on 22nd AWl. lMeechum) OFFER GOOD THRU MAY 15,1991 \II'XS II \'\1.11 \1.1. UW·P.rkJlde Northcentral ~ __ , M) -.110_ (2).,",UW· B~oPPO_~,:--, I LOB·UW.p.u1de10. PuktldoI,N_-· '. Mortbcco.U'lI1 6. 2B:Hol1IDboc:k. c.edoppo. DelIo-.. , Diedrich. SB:Deblraey· s-St!Umn D" B RER .... K '10012 121001 0.12 2 '1 J 2 •.J 1 0 0 0 0 lP 8 R Ell W K 6.1 P :5 4 1 3 2.,:Ii 1 J 0 0 Uw.p8tk.lcle Z10lbukl Koncul Wl.o """"""" CrandalJ 51 Norihetllll, •• ToJOllau G-Ll U.till WP,_ Xavier/Splitpersonality shows up for Rangers continued from front page Mikulski's glovewho threw 10 an out- there," .ays Draft, ' enlhandafterOraftpulledh ... andput SlretehedWright at first 10 end the day. In their 13 games this .... on, in llssehnao. The day eoded wilh a Practicing indoors is han! on the Parkside has had a terrible time keepwild playas the las! SL Xavier batter Rangers defensively, "We are making ing a balaooed attack. The. Rang~ hi! a bouncing shot 10 third off Pees' roo many fundamental errors. Weare have been outseored 34-69 In 84 m· glove. The ballholDloed inlOshortslOp a YOlDlgteam but I.ee a lo! of future ninga of play. Parkside will playa! Loyola UniversilyofChU:ago .. 3:30 roday. I'13fJv(-!RanoerJiltfi1ete ojtfie 'Week Plos a plus for Rangers This week the UW-Parkside sports slaff and ffiM tip our hats 10 Freshman Softball player Jennifer Plos. InTuesday's double header at St, Xavier College, Plos, pinch hitting in the fIfth inning of the second game, with runners on first and second rapped a double into deep left center which cleared the bases. The two nmsgave the Rangers the lead for the fIrst timeall day as the team was shut out in the opener 8-0. "Her hit was defmitely the big lUrD around 10 lift the team," said head coach Linda DrafL Displaying such hitting prowess,P1os, who is one of seven freshman on the youth dominated Ranger squad, is almost sure 10 deliver great things in the future for coach Draft and Parkside. A shortstop for the WIAA 1988 Slate Champion South Milwaukee Rockels, Jenn was an all-conference pick and team captain in '89 and '90. P10s brings valuable post season play CJlperience 10 the young Rangers. The Rangers are currently 5-8 on the 1991 season. Like Jenn.most of the new Ranger players come 10 the team with promising talent Jennifer bats right and throws left. "Itis nice 10have her power in the line-up," said DrafL "She is defInitely a long ball threat." . So congratulations 10 Jennifer Plos, for her game winning RBI, and being awarded the ffiM-Ranger Athlete of the Week. , Help Wanted Bicycle Mechanic/Sales Person (one position) Apply inPerson at Ski and Sports Chalet 50396thAve .---- MONDAYS ------..., REXRIZZand the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE ladies receive a camation and drink $.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ~ACK IN ~••~~.l!/ "IiIt,~;Meachem Rd Racine Judo finals Baumler makes road to Newark continued from front page years, compiling a "35-4 record in both national and international competitions. Baumler has competedfortheMarineJudoteainand theNationalJudo Institute (located at the Olympic Training Center). Baumler expects tough competition at the meet, but feels he can place in the top four. "The favorite will definitely be 1988 Olympian Jason Morris who just placed second at the World Championships," said Baumler, "My goal is 10 place in the top four." UW-P's Dahnnel honored,elected into hall of fame Press Release tolbe RANGER Kenosha, Wis. - Wayne Dannehl, athletic director at the University ofWisconsin-Parkside, has been elected to the Illinois Wrestling Coaches and OffIcials Hall of Fame. Dannehl's selection was based on contributions andpromotion 10 wrestling excellence in Dlinois. He will be formally honored during induction ceremonies at the Annual All-State Wrestling Banquet, Sunday, April 14, Hickory Hills, m. (Lexington House, 7717 W. 95th so His wrestling contributions include serving as wrestling coach at Sycamore High School, Sycamore, DI., from 1960-1 %2, and at Rockford East High School, Rockford,DI,from 1%2-1967. He also was a wrestling referee for 20 years, working numerous sectional meets throughout Illinois, and was selected to work the lllinois State finals 12 times. Dannchl has served as athletic director and associate professor of physical education at UW -Parkside since 1972.Hehollls'sabachelor's degree from Northern lllinois Uni. versity, DeKalb, III.,and a doctorate from the University of Illinois Champaign-urbana. New coach good for all By DAVID oomxIY Columnist When Terry Paulson left his job as head volleyball Cll8Cb Ctr 1be University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Ididn't really think tbeze was any hope of the school finding a quality coach 10 fill the position. SiDce 1be volleyball coaching position is only pan time and doesn't psy enoogb 10 attract anyone from outside the Kenosha area, the athletic departmenl found itself in a very difficult situation. Well itlooks as if the selection committee did find a quality coacb at a bargain price. On Monday it was announced that Lynn TheeIIs wiD be the new head coach for the women's volleyball team. . Theehs graduated from UW-Parkside in May of 1990 with a degree ID communications. Since then she has been working in a managerial position at the Oakwood Racquet and Health club in Waukegan,lllinois. Theehs was given an opportunity 10 be an assistant coach W1derLinda Draft when Paulson left his position at the midpoint of the season. This was a very difficult time for the team and it was Theehs whObeIpedpuII them together, "Lynn really gave us the support we needed 10get through theseat:Jll· She knewour team had great potential and she never letusgetdoWDwben things got tough," said team member Charee' Wendorf. At theNAlA District 14 Championships Theehs served asheadC(IIICb and guided the Rangers to there first District Championship. When a!ked about Theehs ability to lead the team under pressure 1990 teaJIl capwn Colleen Ryan replied, "In the deciding match against ViteJbo Idon'ldlink we would have won without Lynn '5 leadership and supporl." Although Thoobs coaching experience is limited she obvioIl'ly haS ~ support of the team. Her enthusiasm and playing experience is her blgg~St asset Under the circumstances the athletic departmenldid~ the nght person for the job, The future looks bright for the WIIIIICllS volleyball team. �~I99:!!.I__ - --.j Entertainment Ranger. Page 11 Redcliff to perform in Union Square on Monday night by Dawn Mailand EDterf8inment Editor AprilS at9 pm in the Union Square. There will be no admission charge to sample their musical flavor. The group originated in 1982 and regrouped in 1985. The cur. rent members favor acoustic arrangements of the Eagles, America, and Crosby, Stills, and Nash & Young. Now,Redcliffhasreceived promising remarks wherever the band plays. From Toledo to Cleveland, the trio has entertained over 200 audiences. Included in the band are Scott Canfield - 12 and 6 string guitars, vocals; Steve Thompson - 6 string guitar, harmonica, vocals; and Dave Ott - drums, congas, assorted percussion, vocals. form 60 auditioning bands to appear in the Third Annual Oberlin CollegeAll-CampusConcert. One member of the group expressed his opinion on why they are so popular. "We fmally got to concentrate on the music we love," stated Canfield "We have a lot of faith in ourmusic, we'reexcited,andwe've got a great year planned" Redcliff's list of original material includes some of the following songs, mostof which have been recordedasofJlDle2,1990: Storm Cloud, Liar, It's Not You. 'SllIIIlcloud" the signature IIIIDber for Redcliff, could easily 'Iif'IC as a melaphor of what the srouP baS gone through for their _lion from troubled garageIIDd musicians 10 finely-tuned, bI1DlJIic soul mates. Their voca1 harmonies blend aIIIloSt effortlessly "tight" to the point thai it is difficult to distinpisbOllCperson from the other. Redl:1iff will bare their musiell SDUIs aI Parkside on Monday. The band was recently selected from 60 auditioning bands to appear in the Third Annual Oberlin College AlICampus Concert, The bandwasrecentlyselected Their 60's, 70's & SO's harmonious classics include: Down by the River, Wildfrre, Summer Breeze, Rock & Roll Woman, Margaritaville, Take it Easy, Hotel California, Tequila Sunrise, Eight DaysaWeek,CaliforniaDreamin', and much, much more. If,you are in Ihe mood for some old-time music, Parkside is the place where you want 10 be. Redcliff will be gracing Ihe Union Square on Monday, April 8 at9pm. Remember, it's free! Paily Speclgls", Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.0016 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Gust like a margarita) Only $1.75 • Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices • Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday • Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday • Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night &:munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Call for Carry Outs302· 58th Street' Kenosha, WI (414) 652·0505 Benefit Dance to raise Food for Families . , sponsored by the Student Organizations Council ... featuring Life Underground . "One of Milwaukee's best alternative dance bands" Thursday, April 18. Doors open at 8:30, Band starts at 9:00. Tickets are $3.00 for students and $4.00 for guests. (Guests must be 18 years old and up.) Tickets can be purchased at the S.O.C. office located in the coffee shoppe area, or from a S.O.C. representative. . RaDger, Page 13 Rememberthe good old days wbeO you knew exactly what you wanted 10 be when you grew up? f,!olII and Dad grinned when you ~ that you wanted to be a b8IIerina oc a cowboy or President (iiheUnitedStates. Only budding Alex P. Keatonites sought a career ialaltaceounting,management in- (ormation systems, or the ~s of the penal court. And as the days and months IIId years whiz by, we find ourselves questioning the world in which welive. We come to realize ihaUheworidcanonlyaccomodate SIlmany Iighuope walkers and deep sea divm. Suddenly the career spectrum seem s very, very miniscule. We trade in our rosec;oIomI glasses for some dependable hom-rimmed spectacles for JICI1ISing the classifieds. I Entry into the adult world is IIIXOIIlpanied by a stigma that our cbildhood dreams are no longer aceepl8b1e when it comes toa forty bourworkwccl<.We are driven to earn big bucks, buy a time-share condo in Aooda, and play the lotI Feature If you can answer even one of the above questions, you have a clue about where you should be looking, the kind ofwork thatwould draw on your best efforts, Your skills, interests, values, traits, etc., can then be used to support your work goals. So all of your aspiring profesJ. When have you felt most sional cheerleaders, don't dispair! energized, most filled with pur- Your creative spirit and secret aspose and motivation? Identify two pirations that will catapult you into ormoreoccasions in your life when the wonderful world of work and you were fully involved, rolling with some serious consideration along, gelling things done. could evolve into an enriching and 2. What are youdoing when fulfilling career. I Summer Orientation Leaders sought Career decisions: waking up to re let by Gwen Heller tery. Money becomes the ~ • a ~y Feature Editor over career sati facti ocus you are most comfonable with 'f;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i1 Accordin~ :~~ward E yours:1f1 ~at kinds of activities III Figler an inde d • seem Just nght for you? , pen ent career con- 3 What f . sultant, many 2O-year olds toda . son 0 service or act as thou h th Y productdoyou believe people have articles ..J. yey are 51fO. In ~is too little of and thai you can help . ' lYe ourse Permjs- provide? sion to Pursue the Career You Re 4 Wh . all W ... -. at kind of work would y ant, Flglerstatesthatmany you regard as a personal hall college students I ki ~ c enge "s~ .. are 00 ng or for you, an opportanity to test .e ibonds and see careers as yourself, to do something better savu:~~ nds.. than has been done by others be. . Fifty has Its benefits, but act- fore you? 109as tho~gh you are 50 will cause 5. When in your life have you you to mISSthe rewards of being felt most respected, valuedforyour 20- the adventure of trying a career work, paid or unpaid? to see what will happen, the gains thatcomefrom afailure well fought, the new learning that occurs when you try a brand-new career and take your lumps," says Figler. In order to pursue the career goals that suit your needs and desires, you must be able to answer a few simple questions. Gwen HeUer Feature Editor Do you posess an inherent affectionfor the University of Wisconsin-Parkside? Are you an outgoing,motivated, and friendly person? Can you speak: in front of smallgroups with ease? Ifyoucanansweraffimatively 10these questions. then perhaps a summerof leading orientations on campus is the ideal job for you. TentotwelvecurrentParksidestudentsareneeded toassistin the five Freshman Orientation weekend sessions scheduled over the course of the summer. The job description includes assisting at orientation registration, leading tours on campus, and facilitating small group discussions on a variety of topics concerning campus life, meluding alcohol use and campus crime. Orientation leaders are reo quired to work throughout each orientation weekend which begins on Friday and ends on Sunday equalling 25 hours. While a few veteran leaders from last summer areexpected IDreturn, theOfficeof Student Life encourages anyone with a 2.0 GPA who will be a retumingsQldent next fall to apply. Non-traditional students are especially encouraged to participate in this opponunity. Applications for Orientation Leadership can be obtained from the Office of Student Life (Union 209) and must be returned by April 25. Contact Diane Welsh at 2279 with any questions concerning the program. Public Service Internships Available for '91 Fall Semester Gwen HeUer Feature Editor The Public Service Internship Program has openings for student interns in local, state, or national govemmeQt agencies and public service organizations. In addition to earning credits in political science, interns receive practical experience working with political campaigns, legal services for the poor, community services,legisla· tors, and local court agencies. The program is open to college students who have completed at least six credits in political science. Former interns have worked for Congressmen Les Aspin and Gerald Kleckzka. Senator Herb Kohl, the City of Kenosha, Racine JailAItemativesProgralJl,Kenosha and Racine police departments, Racine County Public Defender's office, Racine County Housing Authority, Kenosha District Attorney's office, Kenosha Area Development Corporation, Wisconsin Department of Local Mfairs and Development, Racine and Kenosha County Juvenile Court, Racine Clerk of Courts, and Walwonh County Court. Individuals interested in enrolling in PSIP should contact Dr. Samuel Pernacciaro at 2316. Reknowned Leningrad Music and Dance Company KAMPANIYA. Performing in the Comm Arts Theatre Tuesday April 9 at 7pm $5 for everyone Tickets available at the Union Info Desk Sponsored by Parkside Activities Board and the U.S.lU.S.S.R Friendship Society of Racine and Kenosha 1 !!!Ru!!!l"'~,Page~14!...- 1 Feature 1----------A=-pri!_4:..::.:, 199:.:.:1 Record Review Soundtrack: The Doors--Not Just Another "Greatest Hits" movie and the disc. It also contains a face from the ancient gallery and thec1assics"RidersontheStonn," he walked on down the hall/He "L.A. Woman," "Break on went into the room where his sister Through," "When the Music's lived/And then he paid a visit to his OYer." "The End." and "Light My brotherl And then he. he walked on Fire." It doesn't make much sense down the hall andhe came toa door to review songs already reviewed, And he looked inside/ Father. yes but it should be understood that son, I want to kill you." these are the classics. There are some other songs The qpors were a unique notnearlyasfamous.suchasLove blend of organ and guitar. and the Street" and a live performance of rich baritone voiceofJim Morrison. "Roadhouse Blues:' Most of the songs deal with love Also included are some ofJim and death. with death always on Morrison's poems such as "Ghost Morrison's mind, a preoccupation Song," "Stoned Immaculate, and with it My personal favorite. "The "The Severed Garden" and Lou End," deals with both death and Reed's "Hercin'tperformed by The fear: "The killer awoke before Velvet Underground. The Atlanta dawn. he put his boots on/He took Symphony Orchestra performs IBM Volunteers of the Week Chris DeGuire Feature Writer all the songs heard in the movie are included, buttheones thatimpacted the most are here. The disc opens with the Jim Morrison short "The Movie," and is an eerie opening to both the At first glance. this might appear to be yet another Doors Greatest Hils album. It is. in a way. Not Bruce Litton, a sophomore in Business, and Mark Shilhavy, a freshman in Psychology. travel from Racine and Sturtevant respectively to Kenosha every week to volunteer. They are staff assistants to an Alcohol and Drug Council Prevention Project called F.A.S.T. (Family and Schools Together). The project'spurpose is to create better communications within the family and developcooperativereMark Shilhavy lationships between parent and school.Forthreehoursweeklyeight selected first grade children along with theirfamiliesattendan evening meeting which includesamealand structured activities. Bruce and Mark keep the activities running smoothly and have become good friends to the children who attend. Sue Mueller, Project Director. thinks the sessions could not exist without volunteers. Sue reported, "Carmina Burana: Introduction." All of the Doors' songs are the original recordings digitally mastered and are performed by vocalist Jim Morrison, keyboardist Ray Manzarek. guitarist Robby Krieger. and drummer John Densmore. Although actor Val Kilmer did quite a bit of his own singing in the motion picture. his voice is not on this disc. This is more or less a disc for collectors of Doors memorabilia and contains maybe half the songs heard throughout the movie. But the songs are incredible and powerful and are the stand outs from the short legacy of the Doors. "Bruce and Mark are doing a super job! The fathers who attend are especially happy to see the men participating." They accepted the assignment for eight weeks at Bain Elementary School and are now completing another eight weeks at Frank Elementary School. Bruce and Mark are giving back to the community a part of their lives so someone can be redirected into 8 more healthful. happy life. Community Service Announcements ;a4,1991 I Entertainment Images of Labor this Saturday. by Dawn Mailand Eatertainment Editor American musical theater is noted for its lighthearted and romantic themes. But a few musical shOWS,little known and rarely pertonned.portrayworkingpeople, their lives and their struggles, their hopeS and their dreams. Some of Ibis music is, in fact, lighthearted anddelightful. But some is deadly serious\ militant and powerful. An unusual musical revue entided "Images of Labor from AIJ\etiC8II MusicaJ Theatre" will be presented on Saturday, April 6 at 7pm in the Parkside Comm Arts 1beatre. Throughout the evening, songs from American musical IheaIas about workers and unions will be performed. The event is ~y~bytheWi~onsin LabcrHislory Society, theRacine/ Kenosha UAW CAP-PAC, the Kenosha and Racine AFL-CIO Qulcils,the Wisconsin Stale AFLCIO,seven local UA W unions, and Labors, Machinists and Food WOlters locals. The concert includes solo, ensemble and choral music performed by 14 soloists, a 2O-'Oice chorus, a pianist and a 5- • band. piece"Images of Labor" includes a widevarietyofsongsaboutworlcers andunionsfromAmericanmusicai 1heaIer. Most songs in the concert are from three highly political shows wriuen in the 1930's: two pro-union shows by Marc BlilZSlein, 'The Cradle will rock" and "No for an Answer," and the musical revOO"Pins and Needles," produced and performed by the r International Ladies Garment Workers Union. There are also songs from "Steeltown," a musical developed in the 1980's by the San Francisco Mime Troupe in Cooperation with the Steelworkers Union, and from the 1954 "Pajama Game." with its lighthearted look at a strike situation at a time when strikes hadnot yet become the fight to the death which they often are today. The show also includes an extensive narration. introducing the songs and linking them to current issues in labor's struggles. David Cecsarini, a leading W~onsin actor, will narrate the show. Cecsarini is an intense, compelling actor with over 12 years experience with major theater companies. He has performed major classical roles with the Guthrie Theater, the New Jersey Shakespeare Festival and in a seven-year residency with American Players Theater in Spring Green. "Images of Labor" was developed through an unique collaboration between the UW· Madison School of Music and the W~onsin AFL-CIO. It was first performed in Madison last year and received an enthusiastic response from a standing -room-only crowa . Tickets for the performance are $5 and can be purchased by contacting Kenosha Labor (657· 6116); Racine Labor (634-7186); Racine Labor Hall (637-6610); Kelly Sparks (631-5984); Arvo Mattson (654-4009); the Union Information Center; or at the door the night of the performance. Images or Labor by Moss 0''''- fh~ Moniter 4X4 Ar•• dtll0 10.ded wtth opt 10"' Ranger,Page 15 e dian in the U • LSAT class starts 4/10 • GMAT class starts 4/13 • MeAT class meets 6/8 • GRE class starts 417 Phone Registration 277-9990 f STANLEYH. KAPlAN . 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French Club on campus seeks fellow Franco-philes! Join us for fun and culture Mondays at noon in CA 133. Please be aware of the program on the new bookln "The Bloody Railroad at Gettysburg" recounting Wisconsin volunteers' role in that battle. Presented by authors Lance J. Herdegen and William" J.K. Beaudot in the library overloo~ng lounge (1.2) on Wednesday, April 10 at 7:00 pm. Free. Open to all. FOR SALE Attention! Celebrate tax return time with the purchase of one dynamite "coppertone" Philco refrigerator. You make the price. Call 654-0095 after 4:30 pm. I FUND RAISING I Fast fundraising program. $1000injustoneweek. Earn up to $1000 for your campus organization. Plus a chance at$5000more! Thisprogram works! No investment needed. CalII-8OD-932-0528 EXl50. 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BookBazaar; Dept. PR; 5310 32nd Ave; Kenosha, WI 53144! Loving Christian Couple seeking baby to adopt. Homestudied, stay at home mom, call our adoption lawyer at 273-0322 (may call I=========~collect). WED. & SAT. ~ 4/10 4/13 Cbq, UNION CINEMA AlASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Fisheries. Earn $5000t/month. Free transportation I Room and Board! Over8,OOOopenings. No experience necessary. Male or Female. Fo 58-page employment manual, send $8.95to M&LResearch, Box 84008, Seattle, WA 98124 ·100% money back uarantee. CITY OF KENOSHA Seeks s'udent workers for Summer employment. Apply City of Kenosha Personnel Department 525 52nd Street Kenosha, WI 53140 Affirmative Action Employer M/F/H THERE'S HOPE- WE CARE 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414·658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OP. TIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2'122 ROOSEVELT RD. KF::'IOSIIA Transfer student looking for women interested in establishing Alpha Sigma Chi sorority here at Parkside. If interested or for information , calI534-5135. PERSONALS Iwant to thank myWomen's Affairs Committee, Women's Center and PAB f~r all the help with the petinons and stuff. Thanks to anyone else who helped, also! Love ya! Lika! Too much, Emperess, beauToall of the Muslimsatuwp and the community, Havea Bless Ramadan and a WOn. derful Eid! Happy 21 st birthday Karen. Sara. Without your help, myelec· tion posters would not have had their unique style. Thanks to Henry, Pedro, Trenton and Veronicaforall your assistance. Latesba. It may not be WI'Qng,butisit strong? Even the bestwri1cn get feedback at the Writing Center: WLLC Mon-Tburs 9arn-7pm and Fri 9am-noon. Special thanks, to Trishatha (Shockey), Yolanda, Ruby, Collette, Todd, Valenc and Kevin for all your great birthday gifts! Latesha Hey 2CC, how about a db!. shot of Tequila at Remington's minus all the extracurriculars, Jr. ISERVICES OFFE~ We can provide expertscae' tarial services for your terIIl papers and dissertations to help you earn a good gradeWe can help you preparean impressive resume andcover letter to help you find that great job. Quality typesetting and disk storage capacitY· Call us for more infonnation on how we can be of service to you (6~7 -1997). We're here to help you! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 24, April 4, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -JT University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger ^ Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 23 Schuh elected for 1991-92 in PSGA presidential race by Dan Chiappetta News Editor On March 14, Ken Schuh, UW-Parkside senior, became President-elcctof ihe UW-Parkside Student Government Association. In the three person race, the vote count was Schuh 286votes, George Yee receiving 165 votes, and Latesha Jude with 101 votes. This year's total vote turnout was 557 votes for President, compared to 204 ballots cast last year. "This shows that students are taking the organization seriously," said Schuh. A Business Management major, he would like UW-Parkside students to get the most out of their university. "Students have the right to voice their opinions and ideas concerning university policies and procedures,*' said Schuh. As President, Schuh plans on stimulating more student involvement. 'To encourage involvement is very important Students play a big role in the decision making process." Schuh feels very strongly about Wisconsin State Statue UWS Ken Schuh 36.09(5). The statute states: "Students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review policies concerning student life, services, and interests." He is determined to make "UW-Parkside students aware that they do have a say in how things get run." "I want to ensure maximum student representation on various university committees," said Schuh. "Ken will do his best to represent the students at UW-Parkside," said Bill Homer, current PSGA President. "Ken's experience in student government and other student organizations and activities will allow him to make a smooth transition into office. Congratulations, Ken." "Ken has shown a full interest in the progression of PSGA as a whole," said Chris Daniel, current PSGA Vice-President. "He has also been fully cooperative in dealing with internal matters. My concern is that he will fully represent the student body, which I feel with advice and guidance he will do a fine job. Best of luck." "By the end of my term, I would like to say that I contributed in making PSGA an efficient and dependable organization that students can rely on," said Schuh. Schuh will replace Homer as President of PSGA on March 29. In other election results, Walley Wargolct defeated Daniel for Vice- President by a total of 298 to 202. Both ballot candidates for senator had favorable turnouts. Homer received 265 votes and Tobin Lindblom received 237. Daniel received 24 votes for senator, and Lika Morishita garnered 20. Art department renovations scheduled to begin by Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside's Art Department lab will be undergoing a 5225,800 construction job that will produce a new air exchange system, in order to provide an adequate supply of fresh air and a sufficient exhaust of both gaseous fumes and solid particles throughout the Communication Arts Building. "We've been working on this project for the past couple of years," said Bill Niclson, Assistant Director of UW-Parkside's Physical Plant. UW-Systcms Board of Regents and the Wisconsin Building Commision have recently approved the project which gave UWParkside the go ahead in designing, remodeling and constructing a Communication Arts Building art lab renovation project. Art faculty and students have been complaining about the poor ventilation and poor quality of air since the opening of the Communication Arts area in 1974. UW-Parkside responded to the complaints by consulting with the Wisconsin Department of IndusThursday, March 28 , 1991 1991 Voter Hirnout Up 137% 1880 Election 1891 El.ct.on 0 100 200 100 400 900 000 a of Vot oft Presidential Election Results 0.90% 18.13* 28.82* • K«n Schuh • Qoorga Ym B UtothaJud* • Othor 51.36* Vice-Presidential Election Results 1.88* 38.81* Wally War0olo« Chrio Danlot Olhoc 58.43* Ranger Graphic try. Labor and Human Relations which issued an order for air system modifications. Then, Ring and DuChateau Inc., Milwaukee, an engineering firm, was consulted to prepare and design remodeling plans. DIHLR and the Milwaukee firm found that the original system provided minimal air supply, but not enough exhaust to deal with lab activities. "This project is expected to be completed by Fall of 1991," said Nielson. The new system includes the installation or modification of eight exhaust fans to cycle air from new exhaust hoods or existing exhaust locations. Fifteen exhaust hoods or local exhausts would be installed ormodidifed, and a new paint spray booth will be installed. Theexhaust system would provide fume and dustexhuast and preventthem from spreading to the corridor and other parts of the building. An existing Air Handler would be modified to supply 100% outside air to meet the continous exhaust requirements of the art labs. The new system is expected to Continued on Page 10 Inside... Editorial ....Page 2 PSGA Report.. ....Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 Letters Spotlight Health News.... ...JPage 7 Sports Prof. Profile ...Page 11 ThisWeek ....Page 15 Classifieds. {Ranger, Page 2 Editorial [ March 28,1991 F RACISM IS NOT HONEST, 1 DON'T E VEN ( A PROBLEM HERE. ) THINK OF YOU AS BEING V ^ J A BLACK PE RSON! J 4 y' uiiNJppW - Name withk&o ISIf 1 Translation: • Translation: I 1 Translation: 1 (F RACISM HAS NEVER Y\ CONGRATULATIONS! YOlA I BOTHERED ME. ARE NOW AN HONORARY ^WHITE PERSON! 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Crundbei Chris Ingrai _ , Glen Kell General Staff: ^n^Andrewski, Um Anhold,Chris Deguire, David Dohcrty,Deb: cJiTv?"' ^ ? HeUer' Utesha Ne- Cabe Kluka, Susan Lucpte McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kir berly Tenerelh, David Wick, Chris Toliver, Chris Daniel. News Editor Danide Chiappjetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mafland Feature Editor 1 Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor J^_Lemmcrmann:y|-; Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy&Hfor; Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kawp! Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak j March 28,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Spring break away from the metropolitan rush by Donald R. Andrewski Spring break was a welcome change. After a seemingly interminable winter, I was welcoming the longer days and more sunshine. One day as I stood on the concourse at the BACCHUS exhibit, a woman from my history class stated that she was trying to set up a camping expedition to Devil's Lake over spring break. We then decided to see how many people we could recruit to go on this camping expedition. I contacted fellow jumper and karate partner Dan DcBaere, who quickly agreed that this would be a lot of fun. The woman called to say that two other people would be joining us. Monday, 18 March, dawned with partly cloudy skies. The forecast called for clear and warmer weather and Dan and I drove up to Devil's Lake, arranging to meet the other party up there. We beat the other group by two hours, so we went for a hike, scaling a forty foot bluff just for grins. From our lofty vantage point, we saw their car approaching and tried to hit them with snowballs. Unfortunately, our frosty projectiles glanced off of trees near the road and MIRV'ed into a dozen non-effective particles. The target was not successfully engaged. Once we located our campsite, we set up our tent in five minutes. While the other team busied themselves with setting up their four-person dome tent, Dan and I tramped through the woods and found the timber necessary to start that all important fire. In no time flat we had a most excellent fire going, and all parties gathered around the fire, since it was still a bit cold out there. One person opted to stay by the fire while the rest of us went for a hike. We returned before sunset and prepared supper. After supper we sat around the campfire incinerating marshmallows over the fire. Later that evening, a few people were tossing marshmallows to a bold raccoon that roamed the periphery of the campsite. The little varmint returned to raid a sandwhich from our tent After sleeping about an hour, I woke up realizing that my feet were sticking out of my sleeping bag. This realization came in the form of a numbing sensation in my toes. I returned to the coals of the fire and breathed life back into iL Blazing once again, I strategically placed my feet in relatively close proximity to the flames. Tuesday morning, the other group went home, and Dan and I climbed up the mountain on the west side of the lake. Not really a mountain in relation to the Rockies, but compared to the flat land of S. E. Wisconsin, it was a challenge. We left and went near Baraboo, where we climbed another hill. We left Wednesday, and on the trip home, we discussed the results of mixing prune juice with an orange breakfast drink. After three days of pork and beans, we drove with the windows down, glad for the moderate temperatures. All of this fresh air perked me up for my classes when I returned this past Monday. In history class we studied ancient Rome, and talked about how the politicians would bond with the people via sporting events. She likened it to when the President throws out the first ball of baseball season. Perhaps Ceasar threw out the first spear. I don't know. She asked if anyone knew how the gladiator games got started. I offered that the gladiator sports began when they sold 60,000 tickets to a 50,000 seat amphitheatre. Although she contends that this was not the right answer, I can recall an incident at Milwaukee County Stadium when a guy got up to get a beer and returned to find some other dude sitting in his spot. If it wasn't a gladiator sport, it was a close second. All in all, spring break was a most excellent experience. We plan to go again in a few months. If you are interested, let me know. Meanwhile, welcome back to good old UW-P. See ya around! Parkside Student Government Association Drinking Age Validity Questions United Council Supporting Two New Bils for the Age of Majority Madison—United Council of U.W. Student Governments today is calling upon students to voice their support for two pieces of proposed legislation which would affect Wisconsin's 21-year old drinking age. The Assembly Excise and Fees Committee (Chaired by Rep. Roberts) has set a hearing for March 18 to review testimonies on AB2l9andAB 220. AB219would lower Wisconsin's drinking age to 19, while AB 220 would allow 19 and 20 year-olds on premises where alcohol is being served, if the establishment holds a restaurant license as well as a liquor license. Throughout the 1980's, four proposed 21-year old drinking age bills were successfully defeated, and yet in 1986, the current 21- year old bill was passed in a special legislative session. During this time, the Reagan administration was threatening to withhold $ 10o t $ 14 million dollars in federal highway aid to Wisconsin unless this 21 law was enacted. 'Wisconsin lawmakers were blackmailed into enactingalaw which neither they— nor the facts—supported," stated Lance Walter, United Council Legislative Director. For the past two years. United Council and Wisconsin students have fought the 21-drinking age, believing that policy should be enacted on its own merits, not by threats which directly contradict a recent study by the Department of Health and Social Services (DHSS) and the Department of Transportation (DOT). According to this study, "raising the drinking age has not acted as a serious deterrent to juveniles and young adults. Between 1984 and 1987, persons aged 18 to 20 experienced a 20% decrease in arrests for driving under the influence, but their incidence of arrest for liquor law violations nearly tripled." It is no coincidence that since 1983, as DWI arrest rates for young adults have declined, funding for drunk driving preventative education has increased dramatically. "It's easy to say that the 21-drinking age has been a painless, one-time effort to curb drunk driving among young adults, but that's simply not supported by the facts at hand," staled Phil Stratton, United Council Legislative Researcher. "If this were true, we would not be seeing a steady increase in underage drinking arrests. This is simply a case of young adults responsibly breaking the law." Wisconsin's 21-law is also unfair, according to Legislative Director Walter. "Wisconsin's 19 and 20 year olds are not criminals. It is extremely distressing that tax paying citizens are being treated as second class citizens and as criminals simply by virtue of their age." One such case Walter pointed to involved a series of protests at UWOshkosh. Approximately 17 arests resulted after students took to the streets in opposition to the law. "This population is being subjected to drinking age witch hunts," concluded Walter. Anyone interested in testifying or submitting testimony on this issue should contact Phil Stratton at United Council, (608)263-3422. United Council ofUW Student Governments is the oldest and one of the largest state student associations in the nation, representing over 140,000 students in the UW system for more than thirty years. Senate meeting minutes MARCH 15,1991 Called to order at 12:07pm. Roll Call: E.Jensen, T Jensen, J.Jensen, Jude (E), Kadolph(U), Lindblom(E), Olson, Bovee (E), Riccio, Rosier (U), Sikora, Simpkins (E), Finch, Schuh Guests: Steve McLaughlin, Pcggy James, Walley Wargolet, Henry Owens (treasurer). Justices: Frank Martinelli Motion J.Jensen/Finch 3/15/ 91:1 To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 8-0-0 Report of the President (Homer) No report Report of the Vice-President (Daniel) No report Report of President Pro- Tempore (Schuh) Vice-President-Elect Walley Wargolet will write the Ranger article for the April 4th issue. Report of the Judicial Branch (Martinelli) Thanks, everyone for participating in thist erm's elections. The voting turnout was outstanding! New Business Motion Olson/Finch 3/15/91 :2 To allocate an additional $190.00 towards extra housing costs for the Washington trip. <Question Called> Fails 3-3-1 Motion Riccio/Finch 3/15/91 :3 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 6-0-1 Adjourned at 12:25pm. Letters to the Editor To the Editor: First, I would like to thank Myron H. Jackson, Jackie Handford, Tirshatha Wilson, Victoria Sohan Bennett, Lorissa K. Jackson, and Yolanda Jackson for renewing my faith in the intelligence and character of the people at this university. Your letters were thoughtful, insightful, and offered positive resolutions to the problems of racism. If so much as half of this country's population could think and act with a fraction of the sensitivity, honesty, and foresight you have, I firmly believe we could approach an end to racism in the United States. Now, as for Chris Tolliver and Kevin Williams. I'm sorry, gentlemen, but African-Americans are not the best athletes, carpenters, inventors, scientists,and landscapes - people are black or white, man or woman. Joe Louis was a great boxer, but so was Rocky Marciano. George Washington Carver was a great scientist, but so was Albert Einstein. Benjamin Banncker was a great inventor, but so was Thomas Edison. I think you get the picture. Until you and all people get it into your minds that people ares imply people - not balck people or white people or red people - and that they should be judged by personal accomplishments and achievements and for who they are as people, there can be no racial equality - there will always be labels and stereotyping. By the way, Chris, the day you become president is the day I pack my bags and pledge allegiance to the Shah of Iran. Lastly, to "Name Withheld." I Need An Alternative? Alternative spin every Friday and Saturday night 2 for 1 Until Midnight with college ID Beachweek: Laugh then Dance! Diane Alaimo-Comedienne Surf Boys-Band Thursday March 28,1991 8pm doors open 7:30pm. Tickets $2 students with ID's $3 guests. There will also be sand, since it will be the last time we can have sand before the Union is remodeled. •Make sure you wear your beach wear! Sponsored by. PAB-Special.Events and Live, Entertainment Committees! am truly happy that you submitted your masterpiece of journalistic commentary. I only wish you would sign one of your letters, so that we could have solid, living proof that it is biologically possible to crossbreed a human with a jackass. Andrew J. Patch To the Editor; I would like to know just what in the hell is wrong with Parkside's administration. Myself and about 25 other students, along with a support staff of 6 or 7 have a Scuba Diving class every Thursday night from 6:30 to 9:30. For the last eight weeks or so, we have patiently and politely asked to have the heal in the pool and pool area to be turned up for the class. 3 hours in and out of the water can be uncomfortable when it's cold. That's all we asked for! Well, its eems thai last week we finally had some action taken on our request. The heat in the pool and pool area was turned down, or so it seemed, and yes, everyone froze. All I want to know is why turning up the temp, for a 3 hr. class, on Thursday nights is too much to ask? Name Withheld To the editor: We feel you gave Cancun a "bad wrap". You tried to give helpful hints to those traveling during spring break, however, all you did was complain about the problems you and your traveling companion encountered. Most of your problems were due to your own naivete. What did you expect to find on your credit card statement after you let a stranger leave the shop with your card for 30 minutes? Also, if you take a trip from someone who walks up to you and offers you an adventurous snorkeling trip promising good food, but it turns out your food is awful, cold, and spoiled, it is exactly what you deserve. We went on the same Cancun trip, stayed at the same hotel, and went on several of the same side trips. Sure, we had a few minor problems that we had to deal with, but you need to expect that when traveling away from home, especially in a foreign country. Cancun is an excellent place to vacation provided you just use a little common sense. Cancun lovers, Becky, Lisa, and Jenny A class responds... Guest Commentary We, the Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing class members, are responding to the Daniel columns and the responses to his articles appearing in the February 21,28, and March 7 Ranger issues. During class on March 12,1991, the students read and discussed this topic of racism which has recently provoked much controversy on our campus. The class members, too, found it difficult to agree. They could not decide whether Mr. Daniel had sufficient facts and examples to prove his point His point we agreed, was that racism does exist on UWP's campus. On the other hand, the class could not agree on the accuracy and justification of the responses to Mr. Daniel's columns. For example, Andrewski's first advice to Daniel was, "Dispose of all that hate literature (Malcolm X's life story) that's currently poisoning your mind." What is wrong with reading about past historical facts and opinions? How can an individual's perspective and mode of action be poisonous? Why should Daniel limit his choice of literature? Our class discussion unleashed anger, frustration, disagreement, etc. However, we did agree on one item—it appears that Daniel, Andrewski, and all the people who responded to Daniel's columns used assumptions to back their opinions!?! Assumptions... what can be said about them? Webster defines an a$sumptiop as "an idea, or statement believed to 1* true without proof." Specifically, we refer to the assumptions used as stereotypes that appeared in these columns and articles. How can these assumptions be overcome? This indeed is a challenge and a moral dilemma for everyone. After much discussion, the class reflected and wrote their opinions on how they can overcome these assumptions and stereotypes. Some of the class responses are pessimistic, some are hopeless, and some are more idealistic. Following are excerpts from the090Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing course: "Make your assumptions, and have your prejudices! Be a racist and write meaningless opinions that don't change a thing. Keep rehashing history and bringing up the same old stories over and over again ... I find myself hating everyone. Why is this? I must need help, or does everyone else?" "Looking at racism from another's perspective sometimes sheds a lot of light." "Even if we talk about racism, it will always be a problem in society." "At limes I think colored people bring all this paranoia or racism against themselves. Now, I am not prejudiced towards everything, but, at times, I can be." "When people make assumptions, many untrue facts come out along with the true ones. Thiscau9es much unsettling to arise. People have a tendency to avoid problems, and racism is a. problem, but it shouldn't be avoided. The topic needs to be discussed. There is much information that has not been yet allowed to come out. How can we know how each other feel without first understanding where they come from, how they are? We first need to put ourselves in their shoes. 'Walk a mile in my shoes to know where I come from, before you judge how 1 am.' How can we say a person is different than us when we really don't know who they are inside? You might be surprised to see yourself like in a mirror." "It seems to me that the Anglo race gets scared when they see leaders like McGee, Farrakhan, Malcolm X, and Dr. King making progress with the AfricanAmerican race and feel inferior." "I think that it is good that people are talking about racism because they are the first people to take the first step to make it change." "No one can feel the way the next person feels unless they are in your shoes. White people can never empathize with blacks for the simple fact thai they have not lived with racism all of their lives. I also feel that it's a never ending problem. I live with racism everyday. How can a white person come and tell me how I should respond to prejudiced situations? I am sick and tired, too! You can't be tired of something you don't deal with. If you are sick and tired of hearing about racism, then get your people together and educate them. Racism is not only a black problem.. ."J believe that the truth could possibly be that by keeping' i hot Continued on Page 10 Ranger, Page 5 Brigitte Hauser and Jennifer Burns Coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem, and volunteer Jennifer Burns The Women's Center by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor A walk down the main concourse will lead you to a newer facet of the UW-Parkside campus: The Women's Center. The Women's Center was established in 1989 by a cooperative effort between students, one of the most active being former student Edna Bloomer, administration and faculty, and Diane Welsh and Steve McLaughlin of the Student Activities Office. The Women's Center is presently staffed by volunteers and supplemented by Coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem. Several purposes are primary to the mission of the Women's Center. It is a safe meeting place, referral services are offered, and it also acts as a clearinghouse for pertinent infonnalion. The perspective of other participants often can be beneficial. "When you get so involved in your own problems, you can't find the way out," said Teresa Reinders. Speaking to others who have lived through similar problems or those who can view a crisis in an objective manner can be instrumental in finding a solution. Many myths exist concerning the Women's Center. First of all. there is no stereotype that fits those most active in its operation. Diversity is applauded, rather than ridiculed. The political stances and goals are not necessarily the same for the women who support the operation, nor are the sexual orientations, levels of involvement, or general goals espoused by its participants. Individuals are given assistance to examine or act upon individual issues. Involvement, according to Michelle Herrem, is predicated upon the willingness to "walk in the door and express your interest." "They come in at all di fferent levels," said Reinders. The Women' s Ccn ter caters to the needs of all women on campus, not just students. Volunteers should not feel that they must compromise their own values, according to Reinders, but assistance and information provided by volunteers should be dispensed to facilitate individual decision-making processes. It may be a place to find people with similar objectives, for the Women's Center is also a support network. The Women's Center is involved with people issues, and though many may think of issues explored there as the responsibility of women, the fact is that "people issues" are everyone's cause. Supporters of the center have become involved with providing multi-cultural books for the Child Care Center, compiling information about and sponsoring seminars examining women's history, and investigating sexist or racist activity. The month of March is Women's History Month, and the Women's Center has been instrumental in scheduling a number of activities. This year, Carole Vopal was given the "In Her Footsteps Award" for her continual support of the Women's Studies program and assistance given over the years. Twelve people were nominated, indicating the wide base of supporters of women's issues. Rights legislation is also a major concern of the people of the Women's Center. The proposed "Mini-skiit Bill," along with other victims rights bills, have become rallying points. Information regarding parental consent legislation dealing with abortion rights is offered with insight into both viewpoints, allowing what is hoped to be the least biased opportunity to make an intelligent decision on the matter. The individual must choose to take their own stance with as little pressure as is possible. Information is made available on subjects such as rape, adoption, abortion, and child care. Missing children, health, and welfare rights specifics are also offered at the Women's Center. Referrals given to sources of help are made to resources known for compassion, understanding, and low stress and pressure levels. Use of "brown bag lunches" have also been effective for dissemination of critical information to groups of concerned individuals, and a single parent network may be formed in the future. Several changes have occurred recently in the Women's Centex. A printer and computer have been donated by the office of Asst. Chancellor Gary Grace, plus contacts and referrals are now logged to gauge activity and effectiveness levels. Independent studies are being encouraged, and as a result, handbooks, resource materials, and a newsletter are possible. This is only the second year for the Women's Center, so new issues have come to the forefront regularly and the trend is expected to continue. In the future, it is hoped that greater coordination and cooperation will be possible between the Women'sCentcx to further its goals, and that establishment of a director'sposition may be included in the budget Present plans are to continue to dispense services and information in a responsible, professional manner without sacrificing the comfortable, casual approach now employed. The Women's Horizons shelter in Racine has been a cause supported by the women of the Women's Center in the recent past and a number of other support groups on and off campus have been beneficiaries of their attentions. Sexual assault and eating disorder groups have been formed with the help of the center, and events such as the'Take Back the Night" march and "Men Stopping Rape" seminar have been sponsored by the Women's Center. On Thursday, April 4 at 3:30 in Moln. 107, they will be co-sponsoring Prof. Andrea Nye of UWWhitewater, who will speak on "The troubled marriage between philosophy and feminism: Divorce and reconciliation." Explore the facts about the Women's Center, located in Room 101 on the concourse. 'The Women's Center itself is a radical statement on the university campus," according to Reinders, but if o n e s p e n d s a b i t o f t i m e t h e r e , a niche can be found, no matterwhere oneali Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part I m 4 • f I I I * H I I H M I .Page 6 Opinion March 28,1991 By any means necessary by Chris Daniel Welcome back, great people of Parkside. Times are definitely a changing. 1 had the opportunity to attend a conference in Washington D.C. sponsored by the United States Student Association (USSA) during the break. The focus of the event was to lobby hard for changes in the Reauthorization Act This Act would allow the increase or decrease of financial aid available in the country. The first evening began with a conference held on Capitol Hill. During the conference, a student asked a question of one of the speakers concerning the gay bashing that has been increasing and he asked about the ROTC's discriminatory policies; he continued by asking what was going to be done about these criminal offenses, Well, Congressman Petri from, guess where—Wisconsin—said that he never voted for the legalization of homosexuality. After his statement, he chose to remove himself from the stage unable to answer any more questions. Well, the audience of approximately three hundred student leaders from across the country was very unappreciative of the congressman's statements and responded by shouting "Shame, Shame, Shame!" My reason for bringing this to the attention of Parkside is to give an example of unity. Regardless if you agree or disagree that homosexuality is right, the point is that you need to see that people can unite despite their different cultures, beliefs, or convictions. In this scenario, the people attending the conference joined forces and held a press conference in front of the congressman's office doors. There was a full effort by the students to make the congressman aware of the concern that they held for homosexuals in the world. They united and their point was clearly made—together. This leads me back to us. It appears to me that the hardest thing for a people to do in this world is to change. Of course, this is my opinion, but why do we continue to struggle with the same burdening problems of the past? Can the majority see that there are injustices practiced in this country, in this state, in this city, in this school? 1 can continue to write about this issue until the computer blows up at my fingertips. Yet, deep down in my heart I know that each individual has the potential to change. Although some staff, faculty, administrators, and peas seem not to make an effort to make this institution a better place for us all, it still remains our personal responsibility to bring about this change. People will only learn as much as they are willing to learn. I am asking YOU, are you willing to leam? If you are willing to leam, I am willing to guide you in the right direction, so that WE can make this world a better place to live. We must CHANGE NOW! The search for off campus housing The search for off campus housingcanbehectic.BUTif you ask "the right" questions, your fi experience should be easy as well \. as painless. tlggfe AROUND. Shop around, ask question* rtad the lease, get all promises in writing, and never put money dcwn unless you areji; ready to make a committment • ••JlriMost houses or apartmeoti vary greatly in price depending on size, conditio^lproximity to campus, and whether or not uti|f| ties are included. gllGenerally, prices range from $200/ mo«hto$60Q/nionth.lti also helpful to carry along a notebook to jot notes down regarding! the different units you visit 'm fg VbWrental search should startp 1-2 months prior to your expected occupancy date. If youstartearlier, • many landlords or rental agents will not be able to tell you what units they will have available. Remember to look over a copy#; of the lease. Does the lease state!# who is responsible ft* whafl$ifK$f pays the utilities? Can the lease be renewed? ; ? # '; 88^8 A factor which may also influence your decision about who to rentfrom is the attitude of the landlord or rental agent Good land- : ilords/agents are responsible, hon-1 !|i||pbd: willing to answer; tiona. WA If a landlord/agent seems reluctant to answer important questions or makes a lot of promises -abotttjnuddng repairs, you have |re ason tobe cautious. |llif|§f jS By looking around, asking | questioni^iing down notes, and reading all papers/leases thoroughly, your search for off campus housing should be easy and painless. Good LucfcS,,?|f#f •-;? !§??• For furtherassistance regardingrentalunits in the Kenosha and Racine areas, or for your FREE guide, "UW-Parkside Off- Campus Housing Information," contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UW-Parkside Housing Office | (553-2320). m I I ill —— on a rampage r''''' I WWk j ing just over 30 points per; 1 hY The Celtics are right their tails with a .725 reco..., Newcomb amj ^ ^ m jropressivQ 30-5 at home. _______ So. me the Bulls on the cat week or so way to the NBA Champion-; ports fans. The ^.ship?-||Or:wilI veteran lone in first and Celtics catch up? ; : ; : j ; ,. ic big challenge It's hard to say, actually, ;; ire is keeping an "J' are ea&ly the most' v Celtics team dominant team in the East; up. right now. but the Celtics; ; mixture of youth and experience is a dangerous combo. ' the winner of the East will probably have had the home court advantage. At this rate, the Bulls Wingspread Fellows Program deadline nears Gwen Heller Feature Editor The deadline for the application to the Wingspread Fellows Program is right around the coma. Full-time Parkside students must have application materials completed by April 1. Applicants are required to submit a Wingspread application form, a faculty nomination letter, a letter of interest, a biographical background letter, and an advisor's copy of the student's transcript The Wingspread Fellows Program, sponsored by the Johnson Foundation of Racine, is a unique way for college students to gain practical insight into local, national, and international issues. ; Conferences are held throughout the year at the Wingspread facilities and are attended by experts in fields ranging from education to international diplomacy. Several universities in the Midwest send Fellows who are chosen on a competitive basis to the conferences as observers. Upon their return to the university, the students share their experiences by way of presentations to clubs or classes and writing guest articles for the campus newspapers. Applicants must be a junior or senior during the upcoming 1991-1992 school year. A minimum grade point average of 3.0, a declared major, and completion of the collegiate skills: program (excluding the research paper) are required among other qualifications. Current Wingspread Fellows from Parkside are Inesa Campbell, Sharon Gill, Barbara Messick, Tiara Mitchell, Nancy Hoefs, and Deanna Ding. Their advisor is Professor Lillian Trager of the Anthropology department Any questions should be directed to Dr. Trager at 2543. March 28.1991i 1 Health | The sexually transmitted disease epidemic Kenosha, March 15 — An ever-increasing epidemic is sweeping college campuses. This epidemic is fed by students lack of information and an attitude of "it couldn't happen to me.H The epidemic is commonly referred to as STDs (sexually transmitted diseases). Sandra Riese, director of Student Health Services at UWParkside, states that the majority of the 71 cases of STDs reported at Parksidc last year were sexually transmitted chlamydia and genital warts. STDs are sexually transmitted diseases spread by bacteria and viruses usually through semen, blood, and urine. The Federal Centers for Disease Control (CDC) states that an average of 33,000 people are infected every day. There are approximately 12 million new cases a year, eventually, 1 in every 4 Americans will contract an STD. Since people under 25 constitute over half of all the patients treated for STDs, college students are at the greatest risk. It is impossible to accurately tabulate all of the cases concerning Parkside students. Since Parksidc is a commuter college, the students go to various other sources for check-ups and treatment. The City Health Departments of Kenosha and Racine counties reported 1,176 cases of chlamydia in 1990. Since genital warts do not have to be reported by law, there are not any exact statistics concerning cases of genital warts. Although chlamydia is relatively unknown, it is the nation's most prevalent STD, according to the pamphlet What Are Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It infects 3 to 4 million people every year, including 10-15% of college students. 75% of the people infected with chlamydia do not have symptoms; the disease can easily go unnoticed. Some symptoms that may occur in women are vaginal itching and discharge, painful and/ or frequent urination, chronic abdominal pains, and bleeding between periods. If chlamydia goes untreated, the infection can travel into the womb and fallopian tube lining, causing permanent closure and sterility. It is also a major cause of pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), which occurs when the infection spreads throughout the reproductive system. The symptoms of chlamydia for men are penile discharge that turns creamy, painful urination, and burning and itching around the urethra (the tube leading outside from the bladder). It is the leading cause of nongonococcal urethritis (NGU), which is an inflammation of the urethra that resembles gonorrhea. If untreated, it can rapidly lead to an inflammation of the testicles which, in turn, can cause sterility. Chlamydia is easily treatable with antibiotics. It usually disappears within acouplcof weeks after treatment is started. The other prevalent STD on college campuses is genital warts. According to the pamphlet What Everyone Should Know About STDs, there are approximately 1 million new infections every year. Genital warts form around the genitals or anus and arc usually painless. They appear as pink or reddish warts with cauliflower-like tops and usually appear 1 to 3 months after infection. They can cause itching, burning, and some pain. The removal of genital warts is relatively painless and inexpensive. They can be removed with chemicals, by freezing with liquid nitrogen, by electric cauterization, or by laser. If untreated, genital warts may grow large enough to interfere with intercourse and urination. The STD epidemic is not exclusively chlamydia and genital warts. There are many other STDs, including gonorrhea, syphilis, genital herpes, trichomoniasis, and AIDS. Most of them are curable with antibiotics; some are not. The only absolute prevention for STDs is abstinence. The next best thing is the proper use of condoms. The condoms protect against STDs by reducing direct genital contact and by blocking the exchange of bodily secretions that may be infected. Latex condoms are preferrable to those made of animal skin, because the animal skin is more porous and allows more fluids to seep through. Condoms coated with spermicides are the best protection, since spermicides kill off the bacteria which cause the STDs. The Parkside Health Center distributes Lifestyles Extra Strength Lubricated with the spermicide nonoxynol-9. It is listed as one of the top condoms with a projected maximum failure rate of 1.5%. Reise says that students feel shock and disbelief when they first discover they have chlamydia or genital warts. They start to wonder about and question their partners. This sometimes leads to tension within the relationship. Riese stresses the importance of both partners getting treatment even if only one is diagnosed. The undiagnosed partner may be asymptomatic. The proper use of condoms reduces the chances of contracting STDs; thus, in turn, helping to reduce this epidemic. If one feels that he/she has contracted an STD, he/ she should seek medical attention immediately. For further information, contact Sandra Riese at the Health Center. Here's > Your Chance! The Ran; ger is nc w accepting applications for the position of | Editor-in-Chief I 1 for the 1 9| 91 -92 academic year. 1 Applications may be | picked up in the Ranger office located in the 1 coffee sh< 1 Applic ation Deadline April §, Noon. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER i S P O R T S )f these: mental [North GarOlinal cannot be rail they may be able to cover for ly Zielinski, a sophomore in season as a Ranger, tossed a shutout against Rose-Hulman 3 of the hits coming in the fust While the tall left-hander was out six in the Ranger's first National April 1st March 30 Their big inning came in the fifth, see Baseball, B2 Freshmen to rebuild Ranger Softball By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor How do you spell freshman? i-r-e, that will be the UWDraft ribe 1 ally young group of ballplayers for Parkside. coming off a fourth 1 squad finished higher than any previous Paiksidc team. 1990 wm. . p., ... *» ' " A ill* V fil NAIA All-District 14 two First Team NAIA AU- Americans, left Fielder and first baseman Kim' With all th< a -• <• « Maion High Mikulski, athlete, in 91. i(that's right, Janet's play both infield and - • M Sue Palubicki, returns at second for the Rangers young "While commented learning. Parkside entered the 1991 campaign with a 12NAIA ranking, previous Ranger seasons. This ranking might put unwelcome returns to the n career record years which in Tournament tr inexperienced infield but will sureyl provide the Rangers with maturity and knowledge of opponents and college play. Laura Stock will return as center fielder for Parkside. Stock was a 1990 Honorable Mention Ail- American. The switch-hitting Stock gathered 14 extra base hits in 90 to lead the Rangers in slugging percentage and had a combined average of 356. Laura Nowdom ski rounds out the trio of! fielder and will vie spot in center. Parkside also s< iors to the diamond san Palubicki ter playing third for tears. Palubicki may alsi lion in the outfield in 91. Wright will play first b starting in right last year expects big things from in 91. Jackie Vukos, an : junior, brings quickness and aggressive hitting to the Ranger squad. Vucos hit .333 last year as a designated hitter. Parkside will also field three sophomores. Rachel Siclaff hit ing threat for the Rangers. Tracy Pecs good fielding skills to Parkside. She was of her Nilcs West D. High team and twice an all con- :infielder. JenniferPloshas great credentials as the Captain and i of S. Milwaukee in their season. Plos bats lefty and plays intense defense. Lori Stephens, Midland, MI., was MVP her senior year and her team fu ished seventh in the National tou nameni in 90. Stephens will catch and play infield. Shelly Szymkowiak is from Stevens Point Wl. A power hitter, Szymkowiak will red shirt the 91 season for tl 90 ijun- . Sufirst two a 1.91 ERA 8-2 record. Tare her way into 27 of season on a senior n. Carlson will try in the Ranger outof the line-up as seven rookies will be on the 91 team. Michelle and experienced spot by far is in the dugout. Coach Draft was named NAIA Coach of the Year for 1990 and is widely recognized in NAIA circles for her ability to g roost out of her players. With her very young perspective, not hoping for a miracle but definitely looking for good play. "I expect some errors freshman learn to accept their roles The Fabulous Four Here'c n loot at the four snirvivnrv nFlhi* NCAA Wen'« Honns ^PW8 Kniinzcngawill pitch Rangers answer questions will opt to red-shirt He will: Here's a look survivors of the Men's Hoops Tdumament and how they will matchfop in Indianappolis'J. TED McINTYRE Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball icam answered a few questions in their five-game swing through Indiana rattled by injuries, with now, just one After a three-game series at Indiana State to open the year, one of two seniors on the staff, Dan Langendorf, come down with elbow problems. Langendorf, who went 4-1 with 3 saves last year, looked to be the workhorse of closer position to being a starter. It costing diagnosed Florida tourney stings Rangers with 4-7 start By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Softball has been more like a job than a game to the Rangers so far in 1991. In their first five days of competition, 111) of 4-7. Parkside headed on its annual spring trip to the University of West Florida for three games on the 18th 19th and 20th before the tournament which was played the 21st and 22nd. The road trip takes its toll on the Rangers as the team > the Sunshine state. This its season in a win, over of SC. Tammy double and two RBI's for Parkside. th Hansen started and innings of two run ball Kruizenga relieved innings. Kruinzcnga i two runs getting in I in the seventh and Coach Draft wentback to Hansen to finish up. Kruinzenga, a freshman, got her and the Ranger's first victory Lbjfayimd game of ^ jss in a 2-3 Jeanne Esselman got the loss entering the game in the sixth in relief < outfielder 1 for four in ^ iColof MO. In the f side was no hit by pitching performance from Schmenski of Columbia. Esselman got the loss, second game Parkside »ack to earn a 4-3 win. Beth Hansen survived giving up three runs on six consecutive hits in the third inning as Parkside scored its four runs on five Laura Nowdomski see Softball^ B2 SECTION B THURSDAY MARCH 28,1991 SECTION B Runner. Pane B P () IM RAMI K \L BASKETBALL Eastern Division Team W L PCT. PF PA The Funk (911) 7 1 .875 743 567 The Ramblin' Wreck 5 3 .625 586 518 At Your Mercy 5 3 .625 475 406 War Pigs 4 4 300 599 610 Run N* Gun 0 8 .000 506 808 Justice Department 0 8 .000 411 539 Western Division Team W L PCT. PF PA Uncle 'Dunnkel 7 1 .875 581 509 The Bomb 7 2 .778 752 599 Holmes's Heroes 7 2 .778 637 562 Prime Time 4 4 300 607 591 Charging Armadillos 2 6 .250 543 583 Phawk University 1 7 .125 403 551 THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/28/91 Time Court #1 Court #2 6:00 Ramblin' Wredt v». The Rmk (911) War Pig» vi. Ai Your Mercy 7:00 Justice Dept vs. Run & Gun Phawk U. vs. Prime Tune 8:00 Charging Armadillos vs. Uncle Dunnlcel TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 04/02/91 Tbne Court #1 Court« 6:00 War Pigs vs. Prime Time Holm. Heroes vs At Your Mercy 7:00 The Ramblin Wredt vs. Uncle Dunnkel The Funk vs. The Bomb 8:00 Justice Dept vs. Chg. Armadillos Phawk U. vs. Run & Gun THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin Wreck 71 Just Dept 64 The Fimk (911)77 At Your Mercy 74 War Pigs 112 Run A Gun 73 The Bomb 81 Prime Tune 62 Holmes Heroes woo by forties to Phawk U. HI Scorers Girdaukus-33,Spann>!anooe-15 Martino.Boyd-30, Brielmaier-24 Fuhrcr-33.English-30,Powcn-27 Brown^uttat-23. Emer-21 SCORING LEADERS # Name Team GMS Pts HI PPG 1 Maitino, Joe The Funk 6 200 45 3333 2 Kawczynski, Chad Chg. Armadillos 8 237 38 29.63 3 Brown. Joe The Bomb 9 255 36 2833 4 Prey, Tun Uncle Dunnkel 6 168 45 28.00 5 Powers, Ryan Run & Gun 8 211 38 2638 6 Schmidtmann, Andy Holmes Heroes 6 147 38 2430 7 Boyd, Jermaine The Funk (911) 7 169 41 24.14 8 Whittier, Rod Holmes Heroes 7 155 36 22.14 9 Emer, Dan Prime Time 8 170 29 21.25 10 Girdaukus, Cory Ramblin Wreck 7 140 33 20.00 11 Fuhrer. Jerry War Pigs 8 158 38 19.75 12 Kochler, Matt Ramblin Wreck 7 135 28 1929 13 Glinecki.Jim Prime Time 8 151 27 18.88 14 Anhold. Len Ramblin Wreck 8 136 24 17.00 15 Span, Levi Justice Dept. 6 101 24 16.83 16 English, Mike War Pigs 8 134 30 16.75 17 Toliver, Chris The Funk (911) 8 133 29 16.63 18 Schniedcr, Mark Prime Time 8 129 30 16.13 19 3 Players Tied 15.00 INTRA Ml UAI. N OLI.KYKA I . I . • IVI RAMI RAL I IOCKIA Current Standings Current Standings Team & L Blockbusters 4 0 Stoney's Spikers 2 2 Untouchables II 2 2 PSE 0 4 Thursday 3/28 at 8:00 PJVf. Untouchables vs. PSE Thursday 4/4 & 4/11 at 8:00 P.M. Playoffs begin Team & L I EIS Puckers 2 0 0 4 Big Shooters 1 0 1 3 Killer Avacados 1 1 0 2 Brain Grenades 1 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 1 0 2 Grapplers 0 1 1 1 Sunday, March 31 4O0 Hanson Brothers vs Puckers 5:00 Brain Grenades vs. Grapplers 6:00 Big Shooters vs. Killer Avacados baseball Rangers 2-3 for road trip Stan With the bases loaded and two-out. Marc Thompson smashed a three-run double to clear the bases and increase the Ranger lead to 6-0. Thompson was erased trying to stretch his double to a triple, but the four-run frame gave helped the Rangers cruise to a 7-0 victory. Zielinski finished by retiring 12 of the last 13 hitters he faced in going on to his first victory of the year. Catcher Ron Bills went 3 for 4 in the contest, knocking in a pair of runs. The Rangers completed their sweep of Rose-Hulman with the help of a six-run explosion in the fust inning. All six of the Ranger's first six hitlers crossed the plate as Wade Hollingbeck, Dominic Delrose, and Mike Caccioppo each doubled. Dedrich's two-out RBI single off the frame, as they banged out live hits. Jeff Fennrick, the teams other senior, was the beneficiary of the attack, but he struggled a bit in his first start of the season. After a one-two-three first, he surrendered a two-run blast in the second, and one run in the third on a Cof singles. Fennrick exited after , giving up three runs, four hits, and three walks. Ranger hitlers got those runs back with one in the third and three more in the fourth, highlighted by Greg Green's RBI double. By game s end. Ranger hitters had reached double-digits in hits for the second time in two games, cruising to an 11-3 victory. Ross Kalinowski and Jeff Konczal worked the final three innings, holding Rose-Hulman at bay for Fennrick. who evened his record at 1-1. UW-Parkside travelled to IUPU1 for one nine-irming game and the first collapse of the Ranger pitching staff. Freshman Paul Phillips, in his first career start, hekl IUPUI scoreless for the first three innings, as the Rangers jumped out to a 1-0 lwd. Hollingbeck staked them to that margin with an RBI single in the second. Phillips found trouble in the fourth. He gave up three consecutive singles with one out After striking out Steve Denny for die second out of the frame, coach Scott Barter went to the Ranger bullpen for Tim Cales who surrendered a three-run double before ; out of the inning. : score remained 3-1 until the seventh. Dedrich led off with a single, and after Hollingbeck flied out, Thompson doubled to put runners at second and third with one away. Greg Green's fly to left was to shallow to score a run. but Delrose cashed in both runners with a double to tic die game at 3-3. IUPUI answered back in the bottom of the seventh. After loading the bases against Cates, Dave Barren singled and Mark Chapman doubled as they scored four times to break the game open. Chapman was gunned down at third on the play, but the damage was done as UW -Parkside dropped a 7-3 decision.UW-Parkside's next match-up was against Franklin College. Hollingbeck got things off on the right foot with a lead-off triple, and Thompson's fly ball to center put the Rangers on top 1-0. Franklin tied it with a pair of twoout hits as Ron Mann doubled andTed Sharp singled to even the score against Ranger starter, Brian Crandall. The score remained tied until the fourth when the Rangers manufactured a run. After alead-o If walk. Bob Hall pun ched a single to right on a perfectly executed hit-and-run. Kyle Knothe bunted runners to second and third, and Hollingbeck hit a sacrifice fly to right for a 2-1 Ranger lead. Crandall stayed sharp for the Rangers in his first start of the year. He retired the side in order in three of the first six innings, riving up just the one run in the first. In the seventh, after walking the lead-off hitler and getting Mark Stevens on a sacrifice bunt, Crandall was replaced by Zielinski. Zielinski, a left-hander, struck out the first man he faced, but then gave up a run scoring double to left-handed-hitter, Mike Wood, Jeff Konczal was brought on with two-outs and the score tied, but Tim Clary hit an RBI single to give Franklin the 3-2 win. Zielinski was tagged with the loss, evening his record at 1-1. In the night cap, the Rangers again tallied in the first Hollingbeck led off with a double, and Green brought him around with a single to make it 1-0. Kalinowski. however, wasn't sharp in his second start of the year. After walking the first two baiters he faced, Kalinowski gave up a triple to Mann to erase UW-Parkside's early lead. The second brought on similar fate, as he didn't make it out of the frame having surrendered six runs on four hits and a pair of walks. Jason Holt, a freshman in his second Ranger appearance, was able to keep UW-Parkside in the game until the Rangers made a charge in the sixth. In what was termed a 'miracle inning' by Thompson. UW-Parkside scored five times with just two hits. A pair of Franklin errors, and two catcher interference calls were catalysts to the big frame, but it was Coughlin's two-run double which was the big blow with two-outs, evening the score at 6-6. UW-Parkside'scomebackbidwas doused in the bottom of the seventh with some return help from the Ranger*. Holt got the first batter to ground out, but then walked the nexL He was removed by Barter for Cates, who walked die first two batten he faced. UW-Parkside moved a fifth infielder in from center, and moved the infield up against Dave Blair with one out Franklin went with the squeeze play, but Cates' slider in the dirt got by Knothe as the winning run scored. The pair of bitter losses gave the Rangers a 2-3 record on the trip, and moved their overall record to 3-5. "The defense has been just awesome, "said Caccioppo. "I think we've turned eight double plays so far this year, and our pitching has been a surprise." Added Thompson, "We just need to get a few more key hits and have our offense be a little less sporadic." The Rangers will finally get to play on their home turf as they meet Illinois Institute of Technology on Friday in a doubleheader, starting at 1:00. Spftlfflll senior centerfielder was two for two with a double. In a warm up for the tournament in Pensacola, the Rangers played three games on the 20th. Lindenwood College was an easy victory for Parkside as the Rangers won 5-0. Kruizenga pitched brilliantly giving up just four hits. Shawnee State College was the Rangers next opponent and handed Parkside its third loss in sir games with a 3-2 win. Hansen got her second loss as Parkside failed to drive home runners in scoring position. Monmouth College was Parkside's third test of the day and second loss as Parkside's young squad produced just four hits while Esselman got the 9-0 loss. Parkside was matched against Brown college in its first game and promptly lost 8-4. Beth Hansen got her third loss as the game was close until the fifth when Brown got six hits in a row with one OUL Brown sent two men to the plate in that game and scored six runs. Later Huntingdon defeated Parkside 7-2 as Parkside lost its fourth in a row. The Ranger losing streak increased to five as West Florida University beat Parkside 11-0 as Beth Hansen's road woes continued getting her third loss of the young Francis Marion College met the Rangers for the third time of the trip and Parkside's last game in the Tournament. The rubber game for these teams was close as freshman Tracy Pecs went four for four with two doubles. Freshman Jennifer Plos was 2-3 with a home run. Parkside is now 4-7 on the season but with a hard working team Draft expects that record to improve quickly. "The team I watched in Florida will be vastly different by the end of the year. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sai 1 lam-2am 657-4455 (carroui and delivery only) Wc Now Deliver Broasicd Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 ,P*fielO. Miscellaneous March 28,1991 Don't Get Ripped" for a Safe Spring Break 'mm During the Safe Spring Break Campaign which took place March 6-13, students at UW-Parkside had the opportunity to win a "Don't Get Ripped" T-Shirt for correctly guessing the total number of bars in the cities of Racine and Xenosha,^!';! 1' IS® ! | The magic number was 273 bars. The lowest guess totaled two bars compared to 10,000 taverns as the highest estimate.H/250 bars was the most commoiily guessed answer among contestants. Jeff Levonian, the closest winner, guessed two bars more than the winning number. Other winners included Mark Winnen, Perry Witherspoon, B. Christopher Genack, and Giovanni Luna. Winners should stop by Student Health Services in Molinaro D115 to receive a free "Don't GetRippeSfT-Shirt. Buying a car? Use our FREE Credit Union car fact reference library and pricing service! Serving aU UW-Parkside employees and students ^CATQ/ts TallentHall -Room 286 553-2150 9:30-4:00 g CUA MONDAYS REX R1ZZ and the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE Ladies receive a carnation and drink S.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ACK |V* 33770000 MM eachem Rd Racine Renters have laws to protect rights by Steve Wallner According to the publication "Landlords and Tenants: The Wisconsin Way", published by the Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, maintenance is the number one complaint from renters about their landlords. In a statewide survey, twenty-three percent of the student tenants and twenty-four percent of the low-income tenants stated that maintenance was a serious problem. Whether the problems are maintenance or something else, renters do have laws to protect them. Lack of knowledge about these laws, however, is a major problem. Students need to be more aware of their rights and responsibilities before entering into a lease. Basic codes (codes meaning laws, ordinances, or governmental regulations concerning the construction, maintenance, habitality, operation, occupancy, use or appearance at any premises or dwelling unit) protecting tenants as outlined in "Landlords and Tenants: the Wisconsin Way" are as follows: 1. Once a written agreement (lease) is entered into, the tenant must be given acopy. Tenants must also be provided with a receipt for any rent or security deposit given to the landlord. 2. Landlords must disclose in writing, the name and address of the pcrson(s) authorized to collect rent and maintain the property. 3. It is the landlord's duty to provide premises that are "fit and habitable". This includes hot and cold running water; adequate plumbing and sewage disposal facilities; heating facilities which are safe and operable maintaining a temperature of at least 67 F; safe electrical wiring and electrical fixtures; and conditions which are free from risk of personal injury. The landlord must disclose any utilities not included in the rent before the tenant signs the lease. 4. Landlords have 21 days to return security deposits after tenants move ouLlhe tenants are responsible for leaving a forwarding address. The publication advises tenants to go through the "checkout" of the premises with the landlord. 5. A tenant should protect her/ himself from loss of security deposit by writing down everything that is wrong with the apartment before moving into the apartment The tenant has seven days to "inspect and documenL..prc-existing conditions". 6. Unless otherwise agreed upon, landlords can withhold security deposits for the following: tenant damage, neglect of the premises, nonpayment of rent, nonpayment of utility services provided by the landlord, and nonpayment of government utility charges. The landlord cannot withhold security deposits for routinecleaning, such as carpet shampooing. If a deduction is taken from a security deposit, the tenant must be provided with an itemized list of damages. 7. If a landlord promises, in wri ting, to repair something, it must be done by the agreed upon date unless the landlord is unable to because of circumstances beyond his/her control. 8. The landlord cannot require a tenant to pay attorney's fees or IHtere's Ydjnnir Consume© The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1991-92 academic year. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office located in the coffee shoppe area, room WLLC D139C. Application Deadline April 5, noon. costs incurred by the landlord in any legal action or dispute arising out of a rental agreement. Also, the landlord cannot be relieved, through written agreement, from liability for property damage or personal injury caused by the negligent acts or omissions of the landlord. 9. A landlord cannot enter a premise except to make repairs, inspect the premises, or show premises to prospective tenants. However, entry for other purposes may be made with advanced notice at a reasonable agreed upon time. 10. An "automatic renewal" clause on a lease is not enforceable against a tenant unless the tenant was notified in writing, between 15 to 30 days prior to its effective. date, If a tenant feels her/his rights have been violated, there are remedies. Citations can be issued to landlords for violation of health and safety codes. In Kenosha call (City) Health Department at 656- 8170 or (County) call respective Townshipor Village Hall. In Racine call (City) Health Department at 636-9203 or (County) call respective Township or Village Hall. To receive your own copy of "Landlord and Tenants: The Wisconsin Way" contact the Consumer Protection Bureau at (414) 257- 8956. For further assistance about renting in the Kenosha and Racine areas or if you feel your rights have been violated contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UW-Parkside Housing Office (553-2320). (Article was adapted frcm: "Renters do have laws to protect rights"). Class response Continued from Page 4 issue like racism at the top of priorities, the vested interest groups carry on business as usual." We tend to be idealistic because we like to find happy endings. We have been taught throughout our educational path that "All men are created equal." However, our experience shows that this is not always true. This can cause us to feel frustrated and pessimistic. It would be wonderful if these unsettling feelings would go away, and often times we ignore them, fooling ourselves into complacency. Unfortunately, many cannot walk away from this problem— due to the color of their skin. As a challenge for ALL PARKS IDE STUDENTS, make a commitment to address the question, "How can we go beyond the stereotypes that assumptions reinforce?" Luda N. H err era and Roseann Mason, Instructors 090 Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing Class March 28,1991 Feature ' Ranger, Page 11 Dance offers more than an outlet for English professor by Mona Shannon Staff Writer Dance is more than a hobby or a way to stay in shape for English Professor Carol-Lee Saffioti- Hughes. "Dance is physical, and doing something as cerebral as college level teaching, Icouldn'tkeep a balance in my life, and would take myself much too seriously without it" She began dancing as a young child, but she gave it up before the age of thirteen, partly because she was such a tomboy that she missed a lot of perform ances due to broken bones. She says giving it up at that age meant losing the formative years that build commitment and flexibility. "You have to dance through your adolescence if you're going to have the kind of flexibility that really determines the professional dancer from someone who is a lover of dance." She returned to dance in college. and considered pursuing it as a career, but she decided to continue with English as a vocation and dance as an avocation. "There are limes in life where you have to give up something so there will always be a passion in your life." She continued dancing during grad school, performing with a dance company. "I like the audience experience, so the audience experience has probably tranferred into teaching in the classroom." After coming to Parkside, she did not dance for many years, but a trauma in her life made her realize that dance was always a way that she could deal with stress. She began teaching dance at the Oak Creek Parks and Recreation System. She was surprised to find that she likes working with little kids. "I didn't think you could keep me in a class with five and six year Carol-Lee Saffioti-Hughes olds. I was sure that was why I was teaching college." She teaches ballet, tap, and jazz. She likes teaching pre-teens and adults because she likes teaching jazz, although all the kids do well with jazz. She says today's Illinois students attracted to UW- Parkside by Vija S. Navarro Spedal to the Ranger There are many cars with Illinois plates parked here on campus. Why would anyone commute 70 miles when there are colleges and universities in the Chicago area? The answer is simple. The Wisconsin Legislature made an offer to Illinois residents that was just too good to refuse. The Wisconsin Legislature approved the Illinois Resident Scholarship Program in 1986 in an effort to increase enrollmentatUWParkside. The IRSP grants in-state tuition to Illinois residents who meet entry requirements. The program was designed for transfer students who have earned a minimum of 54 semester credits, and maintained a 3.0 GPA or better. It covers all majors except nursing. The Wisconsin Legislature tentatively approved funding for this program through summer, 1993. The IRSP is limited to 200 students. There are 120 people using the scholarship today. Mary P. Walek, coordinator of Adult Student Services and Student EnrollmcntServ ices at UW-Parksidc,said that the Illinois students range in age from 20 to 55 years. They are full time students, many hold jobs, and have children at home. "These people have a purpose and a sense of direction. They don't take Parkside for granted." said Walek. Daniel Wilczewski, a marketing major, transferred to UWP from the College of Lake County with an associate's degree. "If it were not for the in-state tuition rate, I would not be here at Parkside, because the rate for non-residents is comparable to schools in the Chicago area," he said. "What makes UW-Parksidc especially attractive is the commute itself. It is much easier to drive north to Wisconsin than it is to drive into Chicago." Wilczewski's view is shared by most Illinois students, but some, like Sharon Pasiorino, have other reasons for choosing UW-Parkside. "I'm here because of the communication department It's innovative and different from programs offered in other universities," she said. children are the MTV generation, and she must stress that the purpose of the class is not to imitate what is on TV. "There's a lot more to dance than just imitating those street steps you see repeated over and over in a lot of videos. However, there is a place for MTV." Saffioti-Hughes describes ballet as the grammar that every other kind of dance relies on and builds from; it provides a common vocabulary. She sees ballet as discipline for her to be able to do other types of dance. In recent years, she has returned to tap dancing. 'Tap is neat because you can tap at any age. The style for tap gets richer the longer you stay with it There's a tolerance for longevity in tap that there certainly isn't in ballet. The focus in ballet is always on the younger performers." Hughes says that dance fits into the creaove part of her life. Language and dance have somethingincommc. t -anguagoisonly one of the symbolic systems of human communication. She says that researchers now speak of the body having grammar and syntax that stimulate the same language centers of the brain. Babies crying, people dancing, pee try, and grammar all have something very powerfully similar in terms of the ways the brain starts to put together symbols. That is a very interesting analogy. "I dance because it puts me in tune with something non-verbal that is probably deeper in the core of things for me than the verbal things that I do. I do dance for excellence, but the process is more important than the product I cannot imagine a time when I wouldn't do some dancing at some level It will always be a part of my life." Beverly Brookes, another transfer student from CLC, is majoring in sociology and Spanish. She said that the traditional students in her upperlevel classes are friendly and help each other succeed. "There seems to be less competition between students at Parkside than in other larger universities," Brookes said. The Illinois students are impressed with the quality of the faculty at UW-Parkside. "All of my professors have their Ph.D.," said Pastorino. In most large schools, the student has little contact with the professor. "You have to work through the TA's and that just isn't the same," she said. Here at Parkside most professors make an effort to know their students by name. There are many reasons why Illinois students are commuting to UW-Parkside; the quality of the faculty, the excellent library, the beautiful wooded campus, and the friendly atmosphere. The IRSP is an important factor, but it is not the only one. Those people driving cars with Illinois plates know a good deal when they see one. - * Ranger, Page 12 Feature March 28,1991 Restaurant Review Simpson's Cafe scores well for both food and atmosphere By Sarah Minasian "Prince marring is passe. How about setting me up in my own business?" I couldn't help but wonder if Nancy Simpson's entrepreneurial , credo began with the same belief as the above caption read in the Avomcns' restroom of Simpson's Cafe. Located at 6034 22nd Ave. in Kenosha, Simpson's serves a refreshingly creative lunch Monday through Friday, 11 am to 4 pm. SIMPSON'S CAFE Cafe. Creative Catering. Carry-Out Kenosha. Wisconsin 53140 414-658-8314 GPA Rating: 3.67 Credit Cards-.Master Charge and Visa Smoking Sections: No Handicap Access: Yes Ms. Simpson, a former highschool English teacher.paiticipated in a gourmet club as a hobby which blossomed into a catering business eight years ago. Five years later, Simpson converted the laudromat next to the catering kitchen into an adjoining cafe. Simpson promotes healthy food, that is to sa y food that is light in calories and low in cholesterol without sacrificing good taste. "We make everything from scratch and only use fresh ingredients,'' Simpson said. First impressions of the interior were "black and white," as companion Dan Vallin remarked, although the atmosphere seemed to reflect warmer hues. Color variety could be found in the large floral print tablecloths that were covered with a protective sheet of plastic. The music ranged from 40's to Classical, and the lunch crowd buzzed contentedly as the 56 scat dining room Filled to capacity. Diners selected from a limited, but sufficient one page menu that included homemade soups and chowders, salads, sandwiches, and beverages. Additional daily specials and desserts were listed on two chalkboards in the dining area. Three companions joined me in the eating adventure, allowing me to sample a variety of foods and still walk out of the restaurant without feeling stuffed. Companion number one, Roseann Mason seemed pleased with her selection of Soup and Finger Sandwiches ($3.75) commenting, "The portion was just right," and consequently felt she "didn't need a nap." The three finger sandwiches included various combinations of ham, cheese, olives, cream cheese, and tuna, and were garnished with a slice of pineapple and a cluster of red grapes. Ms. Mason's cupof Cheesy Chowder ($1.35; bowl $1.65) that I ordered as well, was hearty and full of vegetables, but overheated to the point where the cheese had separated from the stock and consequently had a stringy texture. Companion Nancy Hoefs ordered Spinach Feta ($4.95) off the special board andrcceived the greek pastry phyllo dough stuffed with spinach and feta cheese. Ms. Hoefs was impressed with the generous portion and commented on the subtle spinach flavor and the flakiness of the pastry. Creamy cole slaw accompanied her entree, along with a miniature poppy seed muffin and fresh fruit garnish. Companion Mr. Vallin ordered and practically inhaled a rather small portion of broccoli quiche ($4.50) which was also garnished with fresh fruit and a miniature muffin. As Mr. Vallin was commenting how he could "easily eat five or six more portions," our waitress telcpathically set another portion in front of him. We decided to keep our voices down after that. The Cajun Chicken Salad (55.50) 1 ordered had a lightly spiced boneless chicken breast sliced and set upon a bed of mixed greens, sliced mushroooms, chopped tomatoes, black olives, and alfalfa sprouts. A subtly-seasoned cajun dressing and a minimuffin accompanied my tasteful entree. For dessert, three of uss ampled the Ricotta Cheese Pie, which reminded me of the filling used for stuffing cannoli. The ricotta cheese was sweetened with bits of chocolate, studded with slivered almonds and supported on a graham cracker crust. Concluding my review, I have decided to give Simpson's Cafe a well deserved A for food and atmosphere. I knocked down the service grade a tad to an A-because to ward the end of our luncheon our otherwise attentive server neglected our table for a half hour as she was attempting to serve the rest of the dining area single-handedly. Despite the lovely "less is more" decorating motif, I gave "decor" a grade of B because the plastic table coverings and the few food spots on the menus seemed to bring the polish of the cafe down, thus awarding Simpson's Cafe a gradepoint average of 3.67 and an appreciative thank you to Nancy Simpson for bringing Kenosha another little taste of class. Do YOU want to be Here's your chance! All y ou have to do is come the Ranger office ,WLLC D139c, any time and let us know. We're now looking for people for next year for all positions. ,March 28.1991 Entertainment Ba»ger.Pagel3| Beach Week to feature Surf Boys and Diane Alaimo by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor and Milwaukee Comedy Corner. Her humor indicates why she won the Jonathan Brandmeier Comic Relief Contest and Improv's Funniest Woman in Chicago, 1989. Although notacompletelistby far, the following have positively critiqued Alaimo: Chicago Tribune, Siskel & Ebert and Rex Reed. Comedienne Alaimo will perform from 8-9 pm, and the infamous "Surf Boys" will play in the Square from 9-12:30. They've played at Parkside over quite a number of years. The Square will be filled with sand, so wear your beach wear and join us on Thursday, March 28 from 8 pm to 12:30 During Spring Break, many Parkside students were able to kick up their heels in the sand and think "beach party." PAB has made it possible for all of us to walk in the sand with the "Surf Boys." On Thursday, March 28, comedienne Diane Alaimo will be sharing her experiences with cars, her weight and men, in the Union Square from 8-9 pm. Doors will open at 7:30 pm. Alaimo has appeared on "The Oprah Winfrey Show,"and "Showtime Comedy Club," several radio shows, and numerous comedy clubs, including Catch a Rising Star, Funny Bone, Funny Firm, Hollywood's, Improv Comedienne Alaimo and the "Surf Boys" are part of Beach Week and kickoff to spring! Wade Davis will be performing on April 4 in Greenquist 103. LSAT GMAT MCAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. Thursday, March 28 EASTER SPECIAL iiam-2pm Easter Dinner Carved Glazed Ham Scalloped Potatoes Candied Yams Whole Kernel Corn Dinner Rolls Dessert Colored Easter Egg Give-Away with all purchases Alarm Clock Give Away in the Cafeteria Wade Davis set to return in April Kenosha, Wis. — Wade Davis, cthnobotanist and author of "The Serpent and the Rainbow," will return to the University of Wisconsin- Parkside by popular demand on April 4. The free lecture, "Die Death of the Amazon: A Land Where the Gods Reign," will be held at 3:30 in room 103 of Greenquist Hall. This lecture introduces the Amazon and celebrates the extraordinary biological wealth of the most species- rich ecosystem on earth. The current threatened status of that ecosystem is also described. The lecture will discuss the role that ethnobotany and plant exploration can play in the struggle to preserve both the native people and the tropical rainforest they have come to understand. A question and answer period will follow the lecture. In 1989, Davis presented a series of popular lectures on "Voodoo and Zombies in Haiti" and "Extinction or Survival: The Fate of the Tropical Rainforest," at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. He has authored several articles on black magic and hallucinogenic plants for medical use. A native of British Columbia, he holds degrees in anthropology and biology from Harvard University. In 1986, Davis completed a doctorate in biology with a specialization in ethnobotany at Harvard. This event is sponsored • LSAT class starts 4/10 • GMAT class starts • MCAT class meets 6/8 • GRE class starts 4/7 Phone Registration 277-9990 by the Parkside Activities Board's Concept and Controversies Committee. For more information, contact Edris Saldana at ext. 2650. Ranger, Page 14 Feature March 28,1991 Bev Burnell's career road show By Cathy White Special to the Ranger As you are hurrying to class down Grecnquist or Molinaro Hall, you may have seen Bev Burnell, Career Development Counselor, standing behind a table filled with books, brochures, and handouts. Bumell calls this "her road show." Beginning in Fall 1989 Bumell decided to promote the resources of Die Career Center through a program called Career Outposts. Career Outpost Schedule Monday, Aprillst| 2:3O-6:O0| Housing! Core Bldg Wednesday, April 3rd| 9:30-2:30 Concourse Bp by Bookstor|e Thursdays April 4th 1II:(pl:0OInter-(^-: tural Commons Bumell hopes the career outposts will make students, faculty and staff more aware and comfortable with Die Career Center. Burnell's outposts consist of career decision books, free brochures and magazines, career resource handouts and a computer guidance aid. "Off the road," Burnell is usually found in News releases Die Career Center. WLLC D175, aiding students making career decisions. Bumell said, "I hope to let students know who to ask for help. I'm here to give individual attention and to show that there are actual career counselors here to help." Whether in her office or stationed at one of her outposts, Bumell is trying to reach the undecided students, the students who know their major but not their career possibilities, and those who have almost completed their degree and are ready for the job search. She thinks career planning is essential for all students. Bumell looks at career choices differently than most people. Bumell says, "Majors don'talways equal careers and majors don't determine who you are." Burnell's focus is on the undecided student. She believes it is acceptable for students to be undecided while they are in the process of deciding on a major. "Students should not refer to themselves as undecided, but rather as deciding," Burnell commented. Die Career Center docs not only work with seniors; fifty percent of the time is spent with students deciding on a career, the other fifty percent with seniors and job search techniques. Burnell's advice to students is to get to know the Career Center staff and resources before you are a senior. Next time you see Bev Bumell "on the road," stop for a few minutes to acquaint yourself with those resources available. Diey just might set you "on your road" to a successful career. Interviewing..J>ractice makes perfect Area personnel managers will conduct simulated interviews on campus with graduating seniors on Wednesday, April 10. Take advantage of this wonderful Opportunity to refine your interview skills. To register, bring a resume to theCareer Center, WLLC D175, no later than April 1. The Parkside Philosophical Society and the Parkside Women's Center present Professor Andrea Nye University of Wisconsin- Whitewater speaking on: The Troubled Marriage between philosophy and feminism: Divorce or reconciliation? Thursday, April 4,3:30 pm in Moln. 107. Refreshments following. Free and open to the public. Community Service Announcements 1992-93 Fulbright Scholarship applicants sought for grants Faculty members who are seeking a challenge and a change from the daily routine of lectures and grading exams may be excellent candidates for the Fulbright Scholar Program sponsored by the United States Information Agency. 1,000 grants for research, combined research and lecturing, or university lecturing at openings in over 100 countries. Specific openings exist in almost every area of the humanities, social sciences, physical sciences, the arts, business, journalism, and law. In many cases, scholars are allowed to propose their own lecturing and/or research projects. Scholars in all academic ranks from junior faculty to professors emeriti are eligible to apply. The Fulbright Program is searching for good teachers as well as active researchers. Eligibility requirements for the program incl ude U.S. citizenship and a Ph.D. or comparable professional qualifications. University or college teaching experience is necessary for a lecturing award. Language skills may be needed, but most lecturing assignments are in English. There is no limit on the number of Fulbright grants a scholar can hold, and former grantees may reapply. The deadlines are June 15 and August 1 depending on the country involved. For further information, contact the Grants Office at 2539 or call or write the Council for International Exchange of Scholars, 3007 Dlden Street, N.W., Suite SM, Box NEWS, Washington, DC 20008-3009. (202-686-7877. ( Kenosha's ^ I |V/ Catering Newest & Hottest V J \ to the Bar & Restaurant ^ \J College Crowd Pailv Specials,,, Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.00 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday 6 $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Gust like a margarita) Only $1.75 Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday > Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Co// for Carry Outs- .----"-58lh Street Kenosha, Wl (414)652-0505 HeaMirBhtii Planned Parenthood Clinics w Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • Lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Clinics 654-0491 / 654-9060 "SutfBi : Lutheran Artist - James M« Iplrad Lowery men's lenter This Week at Parkside Positions Available: Women's Center coordinators 1991-92 Academic Year. We are currently seeking students to serve as student coordinators for the Parkside Women's center. Job Descriptions and Applications available from Diane Welsh, Union 209 or the Women's Center. March 28.1991 . Feature 1 Ranger, Page 15 IBM Volunteer of the Week Tiara MitcheD Tiara Mitchell is a senior majoring in Communication. One year ago Tiara responded to the need for reading to vision impared people via WGTD-FM 91 through a program called Education and Reading Services (E.AJLS.). She is reading the Milwaukee Magazine oncea week. Bonnie Ore, Staffperson forE.A.R.S., reported how pleased she was with Tiara's participation. "Since E A.R.S. is staffed almost entirely by volunteers, we look for people who are both dedicated and reliable. Tiara Mitchell fits both of those descriptions." "On the few occasions when she has had to miss her regularly scheduled recording lime, she al- . ways makes sure she is here to record before her program's air date. We appreciate her commitment to E.A.R.S." Tiara is a twoproject volunteer. She has also taken a leadership role for Girl Scout Troop 27 that meets weekly at Riverview School in Silver Lake. Keeping a large troop of first, second and third graders busy is not an easy task, but with a sincere desire to help young people, Tiara continues to meet the • challenge. SOC to sponsor benefit dance Special to the Ranger by Jody Robison The Student Organizations Council (S.O.C.) will be sponsoring a fundraising drive and benefit dance to raise Food for Families. All proceeds raised from this drive and dance will be given to local pantries. Around the Christmas season, food for these local pantries is easy to come by with everyone's heightened sense of giving. In April, however, many of these local pantries go on what little savings they have left to purchase food for the upcoming summer months. S.O.C. has taken it upon itself to raise money through a hot meal at their cafeteria. These summer months will also be especially crucial because of the economic recession that is affecting our area. Tie benefit dance that will be held April 18 is ag ood way for students to have fun while helping others. Tickets for this benefit include the band Life Underground, a local Milwaukee altemativedance band; one free soda with the purchase of the ticket, and a buffet The cost of the tickets are $3.00 for students and $4.00 for guests 18 and up. Tickets can be purchased in the S.O.C. office located in the coffee shop area or from S.O.C. * club representatives. Art Department Continued from Page 1 eliminate the tremendous amount of harmful fumes, gases, and dust material that results in an unhealthy environment for students and staff. At this time, the project is being> designed, which may then followed by biddings, which is then followed by construction. The art labs are expected to be closed during the summer while the remodeling takes place, then reopened in the fall of 1991. Open 6am to closing Landing Tavern 719 50th st Kenosha 654-5077 Happy hour 3-7pm 6oz.Tapper $.35 Frosted Mug$.75 Beer and Rail $1.10 Wine $1.25 Pitchers $3.25 Monday 7-10pm Budweiser $1 Wednesday 7-10pm Men's Night Out $1 rail $.25 Tappers Thursday 7-10pm Ladies Night Out Wear a skirt-get second drink free 9pm-close Jagermeister $1 shot Clean friendly atmosphere-Everyone welcome Bring in ad- get one drink free monetary donations and a benefit dance. As of April 1, donation boxes will be placed in several of the main offices on campus. Your support is much needed. In addition, tickets will be sold to the dance which will be held Thursday, April 18. S.O.C. is asking forcash donations instead of food this time because we think it is better for the local pantries who can purchase the food they need in large quantities, making it easier to buy more food for less money. These donations will be used to support the local pantries throughout the summer months when many children are out of school and do not receive £ O V\ O 3* to 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 23, March 28, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. D'Acquisto elected new SWEA state president Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document by Jon Hearron Editor·in·Chief Dude,party at Parkside - bring the Miller EdItor's Note: This article llJIpe&red In the April 6, 1989, lis•• of the Badger Herald, one 01 UW·Madison's two stu. dent newspapers. by John Zipperer Ba~ger Herald As if the world needed a demonstrationof Why some POOpledon't go to UW-Madi- son, students at Parkside haveopened therr mouths and Screamedtheir ignorance for ~ lherest of us to witness. Thts past week the Park. ~ide Student Government Issued a press release prais- Ing Mlller BreWing' compa- ?Y',~ recent "Spring Break 89 ad Campaign. Surely you remember that ad. It .fea- luredhalf-naked women, jun. lor·high school attempts at sexualhumor (how to tell if a man Is well.endowed, etc.J, and tips on how to ..scam babes." It created sueh a ~ror on the Madison campus wt t Mmer killed the nation- de campaign and publicly ~POloglzed. The Wisconsin tudent Association waged a ~InI'boYcott of Miller, 'and n realened to boycott the I ewsPaper that ran the of· endingad. • altPologies and excuses flew overthe place and every- :e reaffirmed their commit. in ~t to Work against sexism 10 e future. WSA went back l1UzZllngMiller Lite. '!'hen the student govern. ment of Parkside climbed back- from over the edge of the earth where it had disap- peared many years ago. And what deep, sensitive state- ment dldUW-P make as its coming-out speech? ., [We] would like to com- mend Miller Brewing compa- . ny on their Spring Break '89 ad campaign. We found it humorous and interesting." According to Jay Lewan- dowskl, president of UW-P's student government, the press release was issued by him and approved by the rest of his student g~vernment. With that many mmds work- ing on it, it is astonishing hoW little intelligence was trans- ferred to paper. • After stating that 'w.e, be- l' eve that United CouncIl s ... ;nd the UW-Madison Student . tlon's condemnatlOn ASSOCla f the advertisement was way o I'" the statement be- out of me, . t h'l ious· downngh I ar . ~.~es believe that everytone has the ri~~~:o ~r~~;h:i::~ er they aranteed time. This right Is gu dment b the.( sic J fIrst amen .. r the U.S. Constitution. . o L wandowskl If he I asked e· t that clafm. was serious abou I told him He said he was. t did tl:1at the First Amend~e~t all not protect all sP::~t did. I ti~es. He.tsa~fctX,t. He's as. saId no I, at UW-Madl- parkside., I ~ a coincidence. son. Tha f t ~"sday night, the As 0 had not U}V-P ~ crusaders new SWEA state president tremendous success and brought Parkside state.level recognition. As state president, D'Ac. quisto is looking to buuc upon the existing foundation of SWEA member universities and colleges across the state. The more members there are, the more people that wUJ benefit. "I think this is such an excellent group (for education majors). It Is so beneficial for individuals going into this profession," said D'Acqulsto. heard from Miller, or anyone else for that matter. I was the first person to call them about it. Given the general lack of Interest in UW-P and what Its student representatives have to say, one must ask why they even bothered to ls~ue the press release in the first place. Lewandowski said hiS campus' paper has not cov· ered it. It was not even an issue on their campus. In fact the issue did not in any way' affect Parkside until they opened their mouths and reminded all of us why they should keep them shut. What a brave mIssion UW· P has chosen for itself. Some schools dedicate themselves to eradicating racism and . m of pushing Intellectu- seXIS , finin the al curiosity and re ~ugh students who pass them. UW_Pllrkslde has dedi· See Brew, page 3 magazines and group. a support pollUcs, playing wtth them. ...Iocklng horns with the big. shots." Of Parkslde, 0' Acqulsto has a great deal of pral e. She believes that Parksld of' fers education students more than many of the larger tnsu- tutions while not recetvtng the recognition It deserves. In addition, she will serve as a voting member on the Wisconsin Education Assccta, tlon's board of directors. The Wisconsin Education Assc. is the parent organization of SWEA and Is affiliated with the National Education As. sociation (which is the largest lobbying organization In the country). D'Acquisto is looking for- ward to both graduating from Parkslde this May and taking on the responsiblllties and challenges of state president. "It'll be rantasttc . and an in. credible experience." corn- mented D'Acquisto, "I like - "...·.....·6J·, ...I~~I..~'A.., .. ,.'.I.. Lewandowski's memo is source of controversy "What I'm really thrilled about is that Parkslde is being put on the map ...people are golng to see that we're not ju t a pup unlverslty In the comer or the state At thla school. we're not a num T~ we're a person:' sa1d O'Ac~ qutsto. "Parksld 19 turning out quality stud nta." We believe that t;nlted Coun. ell's condemnation of this ad vert1se.ment 11 an lnfrtnge. ment of your rlgh to rre dom or the pre ... We do how. ever agree lhat 80m or the material may have be n on- strued sa sexist and orren. stve, but, t.hia does not give them or anycne the right to Infringe on your rreedom Of thepre . At this Ume I would Uk to condemn the acUona taken by the nlted CouncU and th UW·.ladlson tUd nt Associ • Uon as a blatant vlolatlon of the first amendm nt of th II.S. ConsUtuUon ce, United Council Stud nt Govemm nt PreaI. dents ChanceUor bella Kaptan UW·MadJaon tud nt soc1ation Badger H rald '.'ladison CardJnal parkslde'a not-too- long-ago defunctand recently revital- ;zed Student Wisconsin Education Association (SWEA)has given rise to SWEA's newly elected state president, Dawn D'Acqulsto. She willassume her new r-e- SJIllIISibllltieson June I, 1989. In Springof 1988 O'Acquisto broughta new attitude to SWEA.O'Acquisto has seryed on thelocal level of SWEA as presidentthroughout the 1988- 89 academic year. She organ- ized and coordinated a state- According to D'Acquisto, Wideworkshop that has SWEA provides excellent hosted . by Parkside. The. pre-professional experience educationworkshop was a Dawn D'Acquisto via workshops, pamphlets, r',.,."'"""" , , ,. ..... Inside ••• P... 2••• ...... Is ,.. '.... on I' to .tull.n" Pag.4.•• A book ........ p... S•••· ... 0....... *. hOllf? 1'8.. 7_ ......... IpMSZ Sparte To: Miller Brewing Company Advertising Department From: Jay Lewandowski. President, Parkslde Student Government Association Inc. Re: Spring Break Advertise. ment As President of the Student Government or Parkslde I would like to commend _ {iller Brewing Company on theLr . Spring Break '89 ad cam- paign. We found It humorous and Interesting. I would also Uke to stale that we believe that United CouncU Of Unl· versity Of Wisconsin Student Governments' and the UW· Madison Student Asaocla- tlon's condemnation of the ad· vertisement was way out of Une. We believe that every- one has the right to print whatever they want at any given time. This right Is guar. anteed by this first amend- ment of the U.S. ConstltuUon. 2 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger l ourvmw I L..;...------ Where is the University's responsibility to students? Who's looking out for me? I'd like to share a real life story with you. This story began over two months ago and has yet to reach an end. Be forewarned: It Is not a happy story; It Is taking place right here, at Parkslde; It should make.you mad. A young women living In the Res. Halls was attacked by her supposed boyfriend. an athlete attending Parkslde on scholarship. This incident took place In February of this year. They had apparently been seeing each other for sev- eral weeks. Though It would be Inappropriate and frui- tless to disclose the "cause" of the assault, the effects are plain for all to see. The aftermath of the assault was a broken nose, numer- ous contusions, blood. and the memory of threats to be fulfilled. Campus pollee. the Kenosha Sheriffs Depart. ment, the Kenosha Distrtct Attorney's office and the Of- flee of Student Life were notified. Crtmlnal charges are being pressed. A traumatic and emotional experience has fallen vtctlm to due process under the bureaucratic way. Two months after the incident the outcome of the case Is still pending. All the while her assailant has remained at Parkside, par- ttclpating In athletics, going to classes. living In the apart- ment upstairs from her. What kind of educational environment has been created in which a man can attack a woman and she must live under his shadow for two months while proceedings pro- ceed? Who's protecting who? Where Is the University's sense of responsibility to Its students? by Jun Hearrun Nobody asked me, bot ... Responsibilities, priorities - which is more important? by Jon Hearron I was once asked which Is more Important: responsibil- Ities or priorities. Sounds like a mind twister, eh? Well, my response was this: neither. In order to be content with yourself, the two must be equals. If you are responsible for certain tssks either at home or work, shouldn't these tasks also be your prtorltles? Similarly, lf a boyfriend/girl- friend becomes a priority In you life, shouldn't you also assume greater responsibility (and be accountable) for ac- tions that affect that person? In addition to there being no difference in the impor- tance of these two elements, It should also be pointed out that many, if not most, reo sponslbllIties as weil as prt- orltles are chosen by the Indi- vtdual him or herself. Only In rare instances does anyone other than yourself select your responsibilities and pri- orities. If this is true, then why do so many not fulfill reo sponslbllIties they have chosen to take on and observe the accompanying priorities they've set for themselves? A large part of the unlver- slty experience Is taking reo sponslblllty for yourself., learning to pull your own weight. Be that as It may, there seems to be a whole lot of people that haven't figured that out. Everyone likes to make decision/commitments; how many are willing to bear the responsibility that comes with such decisions/ commlt- ments? ... UCcontinues fight to lower drinking age ~y of the arguments were old news, but two new points have surfaced at the center of this perennial con- troversy; the decline In drunk driving accidents, and the potential loss of federal high. way funds. "The drinking age issue has gone beyond the rights arguments and become a matter of money, pure and simple," said Smith; "If that's the case, then' let's go The other side of this issue, find some money." the decrease in underage The money he Is talking drunk driving by 50%, also about Is $13.7 million In fed- . came under heavy fire. About 600 people flocked to the state capitol Tuesday, April 11, to debate wiscon- sin's 21 year old drinking age, according to Jim Smith, president of United Council. llWe had a good balance of about 300 students, 200 Tav· ern -' league members, and about 100 MADD mothers and supports of 21. It was a great turnout for this all Important first hearing. The tremendous student turnout was testi- mony to the strong, organized opposition we have to 21." eral highway aid that would be withheld If Wlsconslnre- turned Its drinking age to 19. "How long Is the Wisconsin Legislature going to give in to these federal blackmail taco tics?" .remarked Eric Bor- gerding, United Council legis- lative affairs director. IIThis $13.7 million, which Is equtva- lent to 22 miles of highway, Is the only reason we' have a 21 year old drinking age, the only reason." "We didn't pass 21 to save lives, we passed it to save money. If these funds could be made up in some way, our drinking age would change very quickly. We would easily have the votes." Smith agreed, "It's pretty sad when the federal government can trample all over the Tenth Amendment and states' rights over 22 miles of hlgh- 'way. What whim of Washing- ton will be next?" "What the Department Transportation conve falls to tell you Is that driving preventive edu spending has Increased since we raised the age. A majority of this being targeted at the high-school audience," Borgerding. "And let'~ forget," Smith con "Wisconsiil has some 0( most stringent drunk drI laws in the nation. If ~ age drinking Is just as pant as before the change, how can we~ credit the 21 year old Ing age with the dec drunk driving? It's now j case of underage drink driving drunk. They •sponslbly breaking the Though action In the and Fees Committee expected for a few United. Council will bs centratlng on plans to the lost highway hopes that the bills taken up on the floor In the Fall Ie session. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ...........•....•.•..•.•... Editor-ifl<Chief Kellie Paceagnella , News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Jsff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gasl. Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubnar , Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins -:-:Business Manager Brad Behling ........•..••• AdvertIsIng Representative John Marter Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF ' David Boyd, Dave Oebish, Christine Dejno Abu Hassein. Felix Konklin, Sharon Krause Ma"rio L~~iux, Jeff lewis, Dawn Mailand. Chuck Might, Vickie Pundsack, Scott Singer. louie Tenore, Bill Topper, Rob Twardy. Daniel Valliil. . RangeriswrittenandeditedbystudentsofUW·Parf<slde.whoaresolelyresponsiblefor itS . cy and content. It IS pubhshed every Thursday during the academic year except over bf88kS days. . LetterstotheeditorwiUbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double·spacedand 350 wordS or h lettlde~ must be siuned, With a telephone number inclUded for verification purposes Names" e uponrequest. ... f Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- amatory. . . T~~~~~:'forailletters.andclassifiedads,IsMondayat 10 a.m, forpublication Ailcorrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto:Ranger.UW-Parl<side Box 2000. Ke- noshaWI53141.Telephone 414/553·2287 (Editorial)or414/553-2295 (Advertis- mg). sadgers pounce on UW-P's student gov't srew,trompage1 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF t,ditselftobeerandbabes. VAN G<;>-GOON THE BEACH ca ()lOi party at their place. U th,y are to be taken af fhOIr word-that they are q:OO AM ...IOPE.N M':I 6'::lE!; IlIiY defending freedom of . Q·.2SI'lM- 1~\T UP. . speech-then they are just "\:.ti.~M- l.fJlLL 61\(,11, A~LE.EP. pJaJnwrong. No one sought to q.'t':>.AM-ICRAWt..OUn-A B"O een sor either Miller or the "'. ... newspaperthat ran the ad on Q:5SAM- \ ~TI\ND UP Ibiscampus, However, both 10;00 AM- t.HOW ... COLO Pli"ZA .erecondemned for their ac- HALFA I!>VIl,RITO I\NO JA Ll'IPeJ;;;O 1iOJlB, and no one-not even .. POfATO Cli IPl:l.! the beSt NRA or ACLU law. 1,0:.30. A~·. ~ffiO FO~ THf.6f.F!1CH .. "IS-could find a clause In . ~.;)S.AM TQPOO~M-MI"I.l.£R.LI"'& lbeFIrst Amendment ban- '. ri'lRT8. 5~AM '6Ae.E.£>: .... ...... ~r.co:~t from Park. .' .~~g' ~M~H~!'lD.TO 11-\6M I i.\.f.R.' dd"S Campus . Crusaders? , '. '. c:.E-f :,DUM\>OFF·eMPTlES; -: ,.'- He re's an Item for them: the .... c.'c.' A· M C u::A41CJJ:lTH6S, ',. .' . I rt .;.' "' •. BAe.~·.:", ,.,.. \-":"':;';"";"-,.-,d :=~e p~:~;:em~:f;:'g s a~ ".';-I:Q~·pillJ'JQ1:.00PM-':' ~ton's Lawrence Univer.·.' . MILJ.,E.A.~UINe·'· .: dty, Them inutes of the meet.,'· " O.R~Fr, PART.I:l/ .' ....... "SC'AM 8AD."'S " inlincludeoplans for a party : •..':; .......•.. '....... ::: . .: .' . /'..; _ ,....~--:. • -( .' dubbed"Rape a Dee Gee," to.:;':. :1.0~PM~.Ct:l0~.... ::.> ';;'"-:'.. '.-'; .:..';- be held with the Lawrence ... " .·....•. COl.l)Plll;P\, 1-\1\(;1'- A ~UIl.RITO AIIIO ~:,.:: ''1 d1apterof the Della Gamma' : ,',.. ' ,)At~O'POl'A'fO CHIPS .~,., .. ,<:: IOrarily.The Sentinel quoted " ··;"l:IO,PMTO,·Wc\J#!.I~",C:~lAr5E· .. -. , lb' minutes; "Discussion of ...... ':T/1E.BI:\I\S·'LPT5·.0F.M'1.1.~,'· .,.,\ "'" 00 bash at 9: 00 Friday was o.~ .""-"" discussed,Again the unoffl· • clal name is 'Rape a DG, t however,not to be the sexlst,- w, must officially call It IOmethinglike 'put it on a 00," since they probably don'tknow what the hell that reallymeans anyway." Now I to those of us who are outsideof the UW·P intellec- This Is an example 01 the Miller advertisements being referred to. lual circles, the Rape Party. is extremely offensive. The frIltemity should be con. demned,and Lawrence offl. claIs should look into bump· ing It off campus. If, at the most cynical, the Lawrence frat boys can't even fake BeRsitivltyon sexism issues they are beyond hope. . '.' Jay Lewandowski and his Campus Crusaders would probably disagree' with me. I suspect they would issue a statement like this: "We found the fraternity's 'Rape a Dee 'Gee" party idea a funny and exciting proposal. No one should step on their Constltu· tlonally protected right to be· have like inhuman beasts, and we condemn anyone who criticizes these boys. We hope they invite us, too." For the first time in a long while, I am actually proUd of the UW~Madison for the tur- moil it's going through. With all of our infighting and nJt· picking in our public debates over racism and sexism. we never issue a congratulatory letter to Larry Flynt and P.W. Botha. SOCsponsors AIDS/STD info center b . f STD . - addition to drop·box whJch will allow stu· y Kellle Paccagnella ~~~~:. ~bout ~~. The pam. dents and faculty to write News Editor phlets were obtained through down questions they may the National AIDS clearing have about particular dis- house, the Racine Health De- eases. Israel-Casey said the artment, and Parkside's stu· questions will then either be ~ent Health Center. Israel· answered by a doctor or Casey said all three sources licensed nurse. In to blain helpful In Anyone wish g 0 havel~ege~eV~~mittee with literature on AIDS of STDs is prav . ti welcome to the material. Is- up-to-: te ~~%~o~ ~~.the in- rael-Casey said the pamphets Ano er land will be a will be updated periodically. formation s Students and faculty will now have literature on Ac. qUlred Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) and Sex. ually Transmitted Diseases ISThiTDs)readily accessible. . s Is a project organized and COOrdinatedby the AIDS • ISTD Information Commit. teeUDderthe Student Organi- zationCouncil's (SOC) direc- ~on,According to Mara Beth olrael.Casey, vice president IJw SOC, the recently placed In ormation stand Is located 1 ~e L·llevel of the library; ~s inside the entrance. Is. ~-easey feels there is a .. ng need for a service to hich proVides information ,~cernlngAIDS and STDs. ~IhWtth the new problems lh AIDS, and because of IVe age·old problem of STDs, e have to learn how to pre- =~nlthem. We already know t out them, now we have to h'Y and educate people on 'Wowto prevent them, and hat the symptoms are'" Is- rael·Casey stated. la~e Information stand con- s Pamphlets on various -QWIISKIUS EVAWATION SYSTIM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH. Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-On- One instruaion, flexible •schedules. ee" 'enllAt Merrick.... in_ e.nter I. Typing 2. 0010 EnlTy 3. Mull;rnote •. WordSlor 5. WordP.rfit<1 6. Oi,ployfWri1e 3 1.0-801. lit Plul 8. Lolut 1·2·3 TUTORIAL SOfTWARE PACKAGES ~~MERRlCK g BUSINESS CENTER ~ A DNISJOIl 01 Metrcl Consu/lat1IS. ttc. for further Information 14'4) 65.... 54 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 3 UW-SP paper ordered to apologize by gov't CompUedby Kelly Paccagnella New8 Editor marks, profanity and sexual. Iy suggestive cartoona. Action was lOught by SGA on the evening before the Unl- verslty of Wisconsin System Board of Regenta approved an administrative rule that allows campuses to punIah people or organizaUons for comments or acUons that were belleved to be offensIve to mlnor1t1es, women or eth- nJc groups. Gabrielle Wyant· Perillo, editor of the lJIudenl·funded newspaper, had encouraged students to submit article on "any topic, In any words, wlth the guarantee that they would not be censored." The actions of SOA com. menced alter Republlcan caucus C'haJrman Robert T. Welch wrote a letter to acting Stevens Point Chancellor Keith Sanders. Welch con. demned the Issue and urged a complete Investigation of the incident. The UnJverslty of Wisconsin ·Stevens Point student news. paper has been ordered to apologize for comments and cartoons it Included In an un- censored edition or risk losing student government eever- tlsements. reported the Osh- kosh Northwestern. With a 2(}.5 vote by the Stu. dent Government Assocta- tion's senate. The Pointer was ordered to print an apolo- gy In lis_next Issue. If The Pointer were to refuse to print the apology they would lose all advertisements paid for by the student govem. ment. The disciplinary acllon was in response to a M.a.rch 9 un· censored Issue of '!be Pointer, which allegedly con. laIned racist and sexist reo Style Cut Special. Includes: Shampoo, conditioning cut and style fmish. Bringthat salonfeeling home ''lth you. Ask yourstylistabout The &eries professionall;neofbair (Me procluca. And out for yourself wlJy people keep coming back to COITCUII"~ KENOSHA • SUnnysocle ~ng Cent .. 8038-22nd Ave 652-6440 • Factory OuUet Genter n1,.,2Oth Avenue •• 75-t200 • K-Mart Plaza .-124-92nd StretM. 651..e2OO RACINE '_PIaza 2710 5 G,.., Bay Ad ~SI 371S Doogau A... f3t..S353 ZION • 173 Plaza 1311 21. Street. 7.... 5350 4 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Week at the Park Thursday. April 20 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be shown at, 7:30 p.m. In the Union CInema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday. April 21 PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum n begins at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Call ext. 2564for tickets. Saturday, April 22 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be repeated at 8 p.m. In the Union CInema. PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" will be repeated at 8 p.m, In the Communication Arts Theatre. . Sunday, April 23 MOVIE: "Babette'« Feast" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 24 ROUND TABLE: "The Johnson Foundation Wingspread Fellows Program: History and Goals" by ,Charles W. Bray at 12:15 p.m, In the Union 106. The event Is free and open to the public. Tuesday. April 25 WORKSHOP: "Ooncepts of the Token Ring Network" at 1 p.m. In WLLC D117. Call ext. 2235for reservations. . OONOERT at 8 p.m. at the Atonement Lutheran Church In Racine featuring the Parkslde Chorale and Chamber Singers. Admission will be charged at the door. Wednesday, April 26 OONOERT at 1 p.rn. In CA D118 featuring the Parkslde Brass and Percussion Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. GAME SHOW: "The Boob Tube" begins at 9 p.m. In the Union Square. The event is free and open to the public and sponsored by PAB. This week's pick hit! On top of the charts with IBM PS/2 Model 30 286 Your Special Price- .PSGAplans to launchboo'k swap . Under the direction of Tom divisions. As present Rosier and Rebacca Wells the have It, th}'re will be a~ book swap Idea Is taking a day swap every August ..._ new course. Previous' at- Ing registrations In addl~ tempts to coordinate a book to every January. - exchange program met with The initial operational ..... failure as the result of va- expected to be Incurred"" rlous Internal organizational student government iii snafus. This time around, ac- under $100. ..,. cording to Rosier, "It's going to work. There are very few projects going on In student government right now, and this is a major one." Different from previOUS at- tempts to operate a book swap, the present plan Is to offer students a posting board where announcements of books for' sale can be placed. Students will be offered an or- ganized listing of books for sale by other students as well as an avenue of selling their used books for a better return than the Follett Bookstore of- fers. According to Rosier, there are plans to have a semi-an- nual two-day book exchange extravaganza on the con- course. Areas along the con- course would be designated by major to accommodate the exchange of books be- tween students within various. """""""""""",1,,""""'._- Madison fights merchants over mascot..-... by Jon Hearron Edltor·In·Chief Though this semester Is winding to a close, Parkslde's student government is looking to - implement a campus-wide book exchange program by the end of April. . , Tom Rosier Complied By Kellie Paccagnella News Editor Retailers who have been ar- guing with the University of Wisconsin's commercial re- strictions of its cartoon mas- cot, Bucky Badger, have decided a federal court should resolve the issue, re- ported the Milwaukee Senti- nel. Douglas- J ohnson, vice president of the Wisconsin Merchants Federation (WMF). said the group would file suit In Federal Court. WMF is accusing the uni- versity of illegally charging companies for the use of Bucky _Badge.!:...and other unl- verslty symbols, which ap- peared on items ranging from T·shlrts to toilet seats. . According to Stuart Gullick- son, a UW law school profes- sor who is representing the Board of Regents, both sides are viewing the lawsuit as a friendly action. WFM isn't asking that the UW return the money it has collected nor. do they want a court Injunction to halt the transactions. "We simply want a judge to make a decision and tell us what 'parts of the program, if any, are legal and what parts are outside the scope of trademark laws," Johnson stated. According to a statement Earn more at'ECUI We'll get right to the point ... the percentaqe point ... and we give you' more points - higher rates - when you sav~ at ECU. Regular savings, IRA's Christmas, CD's, etc. ' Sharpen your pencil and sign up now! (~Ts) ~~l)W~\# §: :~'\'t servinin:~:u::~~oyees +'fhlSOft8fisl"",lIldlO~ied51l>de!llS.1l1CU11Vand51aHwhoOldiranlBMPSi2Uode1Q53().E21 8550'()31 8S70..f61 Talle t H II OtOOloreJu",,30. 1989. PrQSqUOI~dOnol'nQudesal8S .... 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WLLC·D150A 553·2235 from the federation ~ rtous university. names and graphics never registered by the of Regents with the federal governments. The five-year . allows Intercollegiate U merchandise of the proved by the unlversl collect one-third of the $100,000 annually, pl smaller subsequent sha.r't thur Hove, a chancellor' who Is In charge of the Ing program. claimS made $65.539 last yeatl gross receipts of $86.1l66. Johnson stated the stty expected to collect $200.000 a year from rangement. __ AlMIIlGII Rebecca Wells COLLEGE GRADUATES. THE AIR fORCE IS READY fOR YOU ... ... if you're ready for the Air Force. If you have your college degree, ,you may qualify for a rewording and challenging cereeroso n Air Force officer. For more infor- malion,call 1_800-423-USil F TOLL FREE ';i.almos t diploma time.. 0 .' Fear. of graduating by stu Rubner sohereyou are. You spend ywhere from four to maybe an (or even more) years siX klI1g toward your college .. r e and -in the final degretbS, you begin vto dread :' IJIOUghtof graduating, ~ "" jrOJlic. This certainly aue of everyone, but ling Is enough of a to enough people to II a reasonable topic for lor's Corner. 1(eIl1 students who expert- IIiIIJl \!ps fear don't recognize IIlINUch. It manifests itself _ commonly as a delay in jjirUng the job search pro- .... , They take additional _es to stay in school long. er, bangonto a part-time job (whichprobably isn't even closelyrelated to the major), get married or live with semeone and let the other personwork to earn money, kill time by staying at home, orsome combination of these. "I'll look for a job after I graduatewhen I have more . time" is an often voiced claim. So Is, "There's nothihg I can do with my major so I lhJhk I'll go next semester andtake some more classes." Or, "It's too late to start my job search now so I might as well wait." For what? ButWhy do so many have tbls fear of graduating? I talkedwith -loAnn Goodyear who heads up our Career Planning & Placement office. • For one thing there is a lot of risk· taking involved in lookingfor 'fa real job" that make. U8e Of the knowledge olld .kills ·acquired by going to college. After all, while you could mul up in the running lor a particular job· and even' tually land it, you also· stand a chance of being turned down and that hurts, especial· ly alter the time and money YOU've invested in your education. For some· people il'. iust easier not to apply for jobs at all than to apply alld be rejected. • .• Then again it may be dif· llCUUto pUll away from the college environment because 01what it offers: a structure alld Ihe routine that goes with U; friends; relationships; a Place to hang out· a scene tkat's less stressful, more com/orting, and freer than home. Human nature tends I~rd staying with the fa' nuliar and for some, ventur~ "g out into·what is perceived as the unknown is forboding. • And then there are gradu- ates WhO, despite having met Ihe reqUirements for the tnajor (or majors) still isn't .ure what they want to do Wilh themselves. A number of stUdents plug away fn some academic area while in col- lege Without giving it much Ihought and before they klWW It theY're about to graduate ,in an area theyJ re not commit- ~ed to., This situation doesn't Inspire a meaningful job search.; it 7 s tough to come across as sincere in a job in· terview when your heart just isn't in it. • And finally, despite their efforts, many graduating sea- iors are still looking for em- ployment as graduation ap· proaches. Many students really work at finding a job but for one reason or another (either valid or not so valid) they simply haven't been able to lock in suitable employ' ment by the time they are about to graduate. 1 say valid or not so valid because some students sort of set them· selves up to not find positions that interest them (there are lot's of excuses to turn down potential opportunities) or get turned down as a result of having inadequate cr~dent~ls or coming off poorly on the on- terview.- This fear of graduating is legitimate however, and those who experience 1t are not alone. My bet Is that every reader of this column knows at least one individual so im- mobilized. The real issue here Is how to deal with It. People who have be~n re- jected in various ways m th,e ast and those who haven t ~xperienCed a lot of successes in their lives are likely candi· dates. Everyone has a need to "be accepted, whether at. home, in a relationship, as a Ranger Thursday. Afx. 20. 19895 the ultimate in - Since you asked ... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner student inA a classroom, or when applying for a job. Most of us don't understand the forms rejection can take and the Impact It can have on our behavior. Those who are afraid of being rejected need to talk. about it with someone (such as a counselor) who can help them put things In perspective and establish an adequate level of self confi- dence and esteem. As tar as leaving the famili· arlty of college behind. a per- son has to confront the reality of moving on, experiencing new living conditions, and dealing with individuals here· totore unknown. Fortunately or unfortunately, most people can't stay in college forever, no matter how comfortable It Is. Here. too. talking with a counselor can help·-if the per· 'son wants to come to grips with this problem. One would hope that by the time a student was a sentor they would have some idea of what they wanted to do as graduation approached. Btlt for those who don't, or for those who have tried to obtain employment but hav~n't been successful (on some cam- puses it would be the kiss of death to be facing either of these situations. at Parkside there may still be hope), keep Ihe following In mind. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. M-W-Y 8:30-4:30 654-1366 T-TH 10-7 irony?--- • First a.nd foremost, visit the Career Planning and Placement office (WLLC D· 173) and get acquainted with the good supply of career in' formation they have availa· ble. They even have a com.- puter program named SIGl to help you with your career planning and e:l:pwra-Uon pro- cess. If you want~ you can also make an. appoin.tment to see Career Planning and Placement staff members JoAnn Goodyear or Beverly BurneU to lalk over your 8ftu· ation. • Don-'t pa.8S up any oppor- tunities for employment. If someone says as an offhand remark aSend me your reseme, " follow through with- out delay; and include a cover letter with it. o Family and friend8 sh<>ttId be considered a.s potentia l SOUTces of l.ead&. DOft. 't be afraid to ask fOT their advice and. a.1.Jf.!tance. W1I.l"n. it comes to getting a job by relyi"g on help from others~ the word pride ha6 lIet 10 be Invented. • Job openittgs come .... to the Career Pla"nf"1/ and Placement office d4i1I1. Stop bll a8 often (l$ neceUQTJI· And the staff there e""" refer 8t,,· dents to empwyen who have porition openinl/8. • DoK-'t lock 1:/OVrselj into OM 8peclr", po8i1ion; al· thoul/h your major mall ap· pear to be .ti"lI"lar in /OCtU, think about ",hat other po 8" biliti.e.s emt. TM Ca~er Planning and Placement atafl can help you sort. Ih'"1I8 oul. The boltom Une Is U1a.1U lUI a graduating senior you ha· ven't got a )Db yet or havent figured It all out yet you aren't alone! There Is h lp available but you need to seek It out Put your Ceara aside and get movtng . EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, I Coo 0 provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resum and CO\eT letters, QuahlY typesetting and disc storage capacaity. -.hkh enable\ tM- amomC'f to put their resume and CO\CT letter on file and the'n retne\e and dJ t to each specific company. Term papers and di.sscnations according to the APA ewdelin . lo-- cated at 245 Main SUett in Downto"n Racine. CaJI637-t997 rOt more details. WI' art hl"rt to mdl" )'Ou looT..tODd!!! Attention, Students Parkside Food Service would like to remind you to check your meal card balance. End of year is coming soon. Bulk purchases available at Mini-Mart. Meal cards are valid through May 12, 1989. Meal cards will not be accepted after this date. 6 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Parkside's"'* "Pur/2.le Dream: House of Pain" • • • Ch' Art prof wins award, takes competition In iceqo Dennis Bayuzlck, art pro- April 22. fessor at Parkstde, has been Bayuztck, a re~ogn~e~ named the recipient of the Midwest painter, s es . Frank DIMaria Award at the known for his two-dimenslon- 16th Annual Union League al paintings which Integrate Club Art Competition In Jungian psychology and sur- ChIcago, Ill. realist art. He holds a mas- Bayuzick Kenosha, was ter's degree in fine arts from awarded $2i5o for his airbrush the Ohio University School of palnllng entitled "Purple Art. Dream: House of Pain." The Other works of Bayuzlck .work was selected from 70 currently on exhibit include finalists chosen from 690 en- the 3rd annual Airbrush Ex- tries from throughout the cellence National Competi- Midwest: The exhibit was tlon, Lakewood, N.J.; the jurled by Dennis Adrtsn, Harper College 13th Annual ChIcago art critic, Richard Print & Drawing Exhibition, Hunt ChIcago artist and Palatine. Ill.; the North Shore Susa~ Wise, an art collector. Art league Midwest Print "Purple Dream: House of Show, Northwestem Unlver- Pain" is currently part of an sUy, Evanston, Ill,; and the exhibit at the Prince Gallery, 32nd Annual Beloit & Vicinity 357 W. Erie st., Chicago, Exhibition at Beloit College, which runs through Saturday, Beloit. Some People Carry our Compatibility a Bit Too Far Free mouse and up to $100 off with any 286 LP computer purchase! 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Apply Comm Arts theatre April 21-29, 8 pm NANNY OPPORTUNITIES: San Diego - one girl. $250/week * Atlanta _ travel· $160/week * Las Vegas . toddler _ $250/week * New Yor~ • private apt.. $175/week·Virginia. tntant . $200/week· Many positions available. One year commi~ent nee- essary. Call 1-800-937 -NANI. HELP WANTED· Receptionist. Part· time position requiring good math and typing skills, neat appearance, and good personality. Needed MWF 3-7 pm. If interested, call Donna at 652- 8936. WANTED -1 have four David Letter- man (in Chicago) tickets for Thurs., May 4. Want to trade two or all four for another night, Tickets NOT for sale! 8G7-2841. LOST & FOUND LOST: WEDDING ring • wide gold, scrolled "keepsake." Reward offered, Call Jill 639·9642. , PERSONALS HUMP me, Hump me, sitting on a wall, Hump me, try not to fall! If we should fall, we'll try It again, but Hump me, Hump me, don't let It end! GIDGE . We missed your party!! When was it? THE REAL Parkslde "dream" team lives in SA. TO THE schizo sports ed...when did you become a professional short stop and a profesional hockey player?? • pretty tricky! ! JAN & TIFF. Is that a threat? OohL..J'm scared. YES, WE'LL come over again! But to where? . Mitch & Teri CONGRATULATIONS Kathy and Clayton. "Like you're engaged or something!" . Beanz WHAT did Marilyn Monroe die of? ·a broken heart - HAS ANYone eaten any Gizzly Bear lately? WACKER· Congrats: on "stealing the show," number 47 sure is sweet! Way to~! • Burb and Beanz THE WANDA Twin's now own an an- swering machine for your conven- ience. Please leave your name and number at the sound of the moan! STEVE - Friday nite was fun: let's do it again. ABCD. NICOLE I & Nicole II, Have you decided yet?? MARCUS K, • ,You've got the look!! • me & me. TO mE POPcorn queens ...Ok this time we're really going to get some work done!! - Me. ATHENA, Been to any good parties lately?! - Kim DENNY ...oops, I mean Dennla ...J love that sexy look!! . Kin . NICOLE I & Nicole II, who's the lucky winner? PRINCESS: Look! No more chest! SONNY ·1 missed you... I ···U . Deed- er-, JAQUE and Wanda 2 went up the hill to fetch a box of Trojans. Before it was done they had joined Wanda, 1 and no one came down w/a frown! BIG BOB, Big Bertha: Bad News. OOOPS 111 Was that your drink that I spilled? ANTHONY, Sorry about the Curel. I know you need it for the "stuck butt" • Jeanette • PAT DOLF you know you want It, why don't you just come and get? . . MADEMOISELLE: Show me what a friendship - I mean relationship -real- ly is. - Monsier Rock OVERHEARD in PSGA ~ "Don gets it from both ends! !" OVERHEARD: "After Thursday nite Shellte had enough!" ATTENTIONl ATTENTION! Pat Dolf' breaks compulsIve_liar world record! What's next Pat? Are you king of England -or queen? JAQUE' be nimble! Jaque' be quick! Jaque' please give us your candle- stick! - The Wanda Twins TO THE PERVERT who dialed the porthole at 9:30 a.m. "What are you wearing?" Next time call after 7 p.m., that's when the Wanda's talk dirty! HEY JAQUE' . Collette and Chantal are now featuring ~ pelvic pushes for 65 cents. Yes, we accept all major' credit cards, and now meal tickets too!XDXOX chorale to perform Brahm's "LlebeslIeder WaI .tzes;" will be perfOl'llled": Parkslde's ChOrale ., Chamber Singers dUring~ annual "SchOlarship !leneIii Concert" Tuesday, April .. at .Atonement LU~ Church, 2915Wright Ave.• !li. cine. The concerl WllI be bel4. 8 p.m. Adinlsslon Is $4 for tile general public and $2 foto-. dents and senior CI~ Proceeds from the ~ will fund scholarships,. qualified Parkslde must.... dents. JOHN ,LUNA: Are you sure U...... and not crabs? SIN CLAIR: If you become 8; player I'll like you better. HEY, when temperatul'el rise the Wanda twins rise 101l1de! good time call1·800-WANDA! . PEBBLES, Sorry, but the WIler 'It never too deep: I know how w "'" Luka DOGGER, Denny, and Derrl~' look as good (if not better) front as from the back! But best? We're puttin' awn a NAW-W-W!! VACANCY I • Vacancy! 10. ., available. Contact the HOU~ for details! 3E RENEE, your new hick you well"E·Z Street" We know given more rides than a bus! HEY JAQUE' Scott - Ro8el~ Orchids are black, we Uke when you're on your back!! over! RUSSELL AND Ace . Wednel p.m. Dinner? Drinks? Passion flavored Massages? Brlng [ammtes! (And don't forget YOW' coats) RSVP-ASAP .. ,'j; HEY -TERI, Is it boot-boer or ~ or bici-bopi? - Mitch DOUG HOFFMAN, yoo ~ Check the mirror. TOO bad no ont.eI beholds your beauty. ... ,E, PATRONIZE the house Of MIa Lycus - MerchanJs of Love!! I JUNO, DIANA, and Venus .WooNJIIt be jealous. FORUM HELEN and her thousand sbtpll be,there· FORUM S-EE JOHN Olesky's 'BIG sword'''' 21st, COMARTS theatre. .i£I. EVER SEE a Eunuch? come_ . FORUM!!! DISCUSSION on Katy Lynn's . C.A, Theatre, Fri., April 21Jt i:N~ERESTED in sex, Uts. anll .Join us for FORUM:. COME meet the merchant 01 C.A. theatre, Apri.122nd. See Classified, page 7 ATTENTION SOPHOMORES & JUNIORS If you're a Math, Engineering, Physics, or Chemistry major & yo GPA is 3.3/4,0 (or better), the Navy would like to give you: • $1,100 a month until graduation • Paid graduate-level training Make an appointment at the Placement Office, or call ahead for information,toll-free: 1-800-242-1569 You are Tomorrow. You are the Navy. NAVY OFFICER. * Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 19897 ~111111""'Classifieds"""""""" ClaSSified from page 6 your knees and spread 'em for a . doggie style! Curt MR. SPORTS editor, don't cry Over a THIRD MuSketeer _ WOW spHled speller dlsk...crybabyl TH~ WLLC elevator needs a more in. .sA·MARILYN Monroe who's this . tuttrve order to the buttons week's fool? "IF YOU'RE not with the one you - A.R.K. Animal Rehabilitation Kinship love..Jove the one you're with!" Is Iooklng for volunteers. See Carol En~berg in Activities Office Student OV~RHEARD. in the darkroom Union,room209. (amidst giggles): I'm not going to THE PARKSIDE Sociology Club wUl blow. I didn't even do It yet! ED be havlng~a sludenl/faculty social on NOTE. Kehoewas not involved: . April 26th, 1-2p.m. in MOLN faculty TO ALL the men worth loving, I want lounge. to get to know you! . ONE U'l'TLE. two little, three little SB . YOU sate you "come down real shots, four HtUe, five UtUe, slx lltUe hard?! Sounds interesting! shots...Hey, next time let's try th1a JENNY AND TIFFANY d.ominate with alcohol! Parkside dorm night life . GIDGE - Have tun tomorrow: I'll be SAJENNI _ Beer here! Free beer. thinking of you, oh, around, lunch u- me.:.ME _TIlING tamiUar, something pe- ~iar, something for every-body • FORlJ)f! CAST and crew ot "A F.unny 1'1f! HaPpened on the Way to the TliIJ1~" lJIvtte you to join us! Foru,,·: Are you really "too easy?!" ~. NO dolphin m my water bed ~ be'if he calls me. AI. ~, IF dolphin is in my sea ~ wUl I tch'something? AI. O~I:RIIEARD in COMARTS parking lOt! Jon can get It in but he can't get ~t~1NE M. - Hey! Yo! Bitch -on Anemic Ranger bats fatten UWM's win 'column by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Ranger baseball hit rock bottom last Saturday, losing a doubleheader to the UW·MIlwaukee Panthers In Milwaukee. Onceagain, it was the ane- micRanger offense which did 'them in. as they could only generate eight hits on the af- lernoon, only one of which went for extra bases. The Panthers, on the other hand, drilleda pair of homeruns In the opener, and banged out elghi hits in game two for the sweep. The Panthers reached Ranger starter Darrln Flus- kolafor four' runs in the first three Innings, as he gave way to Dan Langendorf In the fourth. Withthe Rangers tralllng 4- 1. Langendorf held Milwau- kee at bay until the _sixth Whenthey hit for a single run witha two-out single. In the seventh, Parkside rallied, scoring three times with two outs. Brian Gauth- fer, who puiled the- Rangers Within one with hls two-out, two-run single, got as far as eecondbase but was stranded there as the rally ran out of gas. In game two, Parkside's-of- fense remained punchtess as onlythree men reached third The Ranger men's baseball squad Is having a rough time con- necting. base or beyond in. seven in- nings of baseball. Their only ron came on a run-scoring double by Ron Wilke in the fourth after Milwaukee took a 5-0 lead. Parkside's defense wasn't much help either, as they committed five errors in sur- rmtdlng the five panther runs UWM added a parr of run" in 'the sixth off John Hagen, the third Ranger ttcner of the game. Jeff konczal came in relief of Hagen to flnlsh the contest. which resulted in a 7·1 loss for the Rangers. starter Steve Leonhard suf- fered the loss In game two, while Langendorf was tagged wtth the loss In the opener as Parkside's record dropped to 5-10. A busy week looms for the Rangers as they reach the heart of their schedule. After having doubleheader in Waukesha against Carroll College on Tuesday, they will play five games in three days starting with a 1:00 p.m. twlnblll Friday. here. against Concordia. 1. UW·Parkside , 2. UW-Whitewater 3. UW~EauClaire 4. UW-Stevens Pt. 5. Marquette 6. UW-Oshkosh hldividual SCores: Scott Brandt - Todd Schaap Dave Wente 417 421 435 437 464 76 78 88 Footwear for: • Running • Soccer • Tennis • Racquetball • Aerobic • Basketball Dance • Volleyball Footwear by: • Etonic • Tiger • Adidas • Rocksport • Pony • Saucony • Nike • Bata • Converse • Reebok • New Balance • Treturn • Brooks • Le Cog Sportif 1150/0 OFFwith this ad I Specialist in Athletic Footwear and j;;in g Clothing MERRln'S RUNNING CENTER 5200 WASHINGTON AVE. WASHINGTON SQUARE RACINE, WISCONSIN PHONE: 632-4699 Parkside Golf Results Oshkosh Collegiate Golf Tournament Westhaven Golf Club TEAM RESULTS: 378 7. UW-Platteville 378 8. 51. Norbert 380 9. M.5.0.E. 388 10. UW-GreenBay 394 11, Madison Tech 406 oed Ii t" Scott "Ringer" Brandt (UWP)-72 Mas "Jim Lombardo (UWEC)-72 .72 Steve Gerber 73 Guy Leach. 74 Steve Jemck Hours: Daily 10-8; Sat. 10-5; Sun. 12-4 Ron's Peace Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for', 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna coladas Dreamslcles • $'.50 open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon :S:SO'52nd Kenosha,W. 657-4455 8 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger 'Lady softballers are off to a strong 12-7 start by Tracl Nothrop and Suzie Brugionl Trying to Improve last year's overall record of 29·18, the Lady Rangers softball team appears to be on the right track. Combining a consistent defense with time- ly hitting, the squad has accu- mulated a 12-7 record thus far. Experience has proved to be a key for the Ranger's Ia- test winning streak. The team began their campaign with their annual trip to the Uni- versity of West Florida. On the trip, the team compiled a respectable 6-6 record. de- featlng three nationally ranked teams. A heartbreak- ing 2·1 1955 came at the hands of the host team, who was ranked number one national- ly. Coach Linda Draft, in her twelfth year of coaching at Parkside attributed the Flor- ida losses to weak hitting and some base running problems. Since their return, however I Parkside has posted a 7-1 re- cord, and has shown improve- ment with good hitting and strong pitching. Parkside defeated Lake Forest, Lewis, and Loyola all in five innings due to the 10· run rule. Laura Stock threw her second career no-hitter (a Parkside record) to highlight an impressive seven-game winning streak. On Sat., April 8, the Ranger ... winning streak came to an end, splitting with DePaul (who has been their toughest competition since returning from Florida). Behind the veteran pitching of Karen Both Ranger track teams defeated in action by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor .. Strong defense and timely hitting have been the key to success. Llvesy (4-3), the Rangers de- gest scoring opportunity be- feated DePaul 5-1 In the first fore that as they loaded the game of the doubleheader. bases in the seventh but Cheryl Rentmeester high- failed to score. ~ Ilghted the offense, going two In the top of the eighth, the for three With a pair of runs Blue Demons scored three scored, while Laura Stock times. to give them the lead knocked in three runs. and the win as Parkside was The winning streak came to held scoreless in their half of an end in a disappointing the inning. Beth Hansen took extra/ inning loss 6.3. In the the loss, their first" since reo top of the first, the Blue turning to Wisconsin, leaving Demons started with a bang, her record a 5-3. In the game, connecting for three runs. Parkside out-hit DePaul 10-8 The bottom of the first saw but trailed at the pay window. the Rangers answer, as they Coach Draft summarized rallied for two runs on a the season to this point by Wendy "Smurf" Sackman commending the hitting of blast to the right-centerfield Sackman (.411) and Merisa gap. "Merv" Poslg (.500) since After holding DePaul in Florida. Kathy Livesy was check in their half of the sec. also praised by Draft for her ond the Rangers added a run defensive skills behind the to tie the score at three with plate. "On the whole, I'm a single tally. really pleased," commented Both teams remained sco- Draft. "They're playing like retess until the eighth, with juni'ors and seniors this the Rangers missing the big- year." Bimger Vs. Redmen Cross-town rivalry ends in draw by Jeff Lemmermann In the bottom of the sev- Sports Editor enth, the Ranger's wasted a The Parkside men's base. prime opportunity. With two ball team continued to strug- on and one out, Ken Neese gle at the plate for eight in. lined hard to second for the nings against Carthage Col. second out of the inning, and lege last Tuesday, but found Jeff Reikowski went down on some life in the final six in. strikes as the winning run nings to gain a split against was stranded at second. their cross-town rivals. Carthage scored what For five innings in game proved to be the game winner one. the teams were locked in in the 8th as a one-out single a pitcher's dual as Parkside's I put runners on the corners Steve Leonhard and Car. - against Langendorf. Jay thage's Steve Kuhnke each Nazos, the Redmen's left gave up only one run. In the fielder, gave Carthage the sixth, though, the Redmen lead with a fly ball to center tallied twice, aided by a pair to give them the 5-4lead. of Ranger errors to give them Parkside didn't go quietly a -3-1 lead. Immediately, though. After a lead-off Walk, Parkside responded with 3- Parkside bunted Into a dou- runs of their own, capped off ble-play. Still, the Rangers -s. by Dave Rebro's RBI single loaded the bases with two to give them the lead at 4-3. outs, but the tying run stayed The lead was short lived as 90 feet away as Armand a tiriitg Leonhard gave up a" Bonofiglio went down swing- lead-off double and an RBI Ing to end the game. single with only one out In the - For' the contest, the seventh. Reliever Dan Lan- Rangers 'stranded 11 runners gendort was called upon and as Parkside shortstop Doug he escaped the jam with no Londo and left fielder Ron ~ further damage. Wilke COllidedon a short fly ball. Wilke suffered only a black eye In the Incident, but Londo will be out for at least two weeks with what was thought to be a mildly sepa- rated shoulder. In game two, Parkslde dis- covered some life in their dormant bats as they erupted for 8-runs In the first three in- nings to grab an 8-2 advan- tage. Freshman catcher Stan Diedrich's two run single in the first and .Neese's two run single in the second sparked the attack. Still, Carthage rallied with a pair of runs In the fifth on four- consecutive hits against pitcher Jeff Fennrtck, the eventual winner in game two. Brian Gauthier captured those runs back with a two- out, two run single in the fifth to clinch the split for Park- side as they went on to win 10-6. Jack KJebesadel was 3-3 In the night cap with two dou- bles and three runs scored as Parksldes record moved to 5- 8. Last weekend both Park- side track teams were in ac- tion as the women's team went to Whitewater for a dual meet and the men's team went down to Napervtlle, Ill. for- a five team meet at host North Central. The women's team swept all the running events but had to forego the field events and hurdles which led to their 81- 61 defeat. The day was high- lighted by some outstanding performances as Nancy Mart- er and Becca Scott qualified F for the NAIA national meet May _25·27 in Asuza, Ca. Ma.rt- er qualified in the 1500m WIth a time of 4:36.5. In addition she ran on the winning 1600m relay and finished third In the 4oom. Scott qualified In the 100m with a 12 second flat and had enough left to anchor I the 400m and 800m teams to victory as well relay first place finish In the ':a with a 25.8 finish. ...... Also running on the teams were Rueshon 1'e\lIt wards. Veronica Ch!lo~~ and Yolanda Flnle;;:"O; first place finishers were n.;.... Collier In the 5000m Walk ~ 17.0), Jilleen Pfarr In.1\Ie 300m and 400m daSh, alii Chamlee in the 800m ill, 20.8. For the men the '-' didn't fare quite so wen but several indiViduals stood. Dan Peterson won the steeplechase in an cu ing time 9 minutes 19.9 Mike Norris -ann Brown finished 4th and the 5000m in with respec times of 15:21.3 and 16' respectively. Tracy pull. sixth In the 1500m With 07.6 as host North won the meet. . Men's tennis squad swe off court by UWM by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor ,On Monday, April 10, the Parkside men's tennis team took on>a "far superior UW- Milwaukee team in a contest which featured a clean sweep , by Milwaukee. Parkside was overpowered throughout the day as they were swept in straight sets in all but one match that being Jeff Sta- nich's in the second singles as he was retired in three sets. Although the 0-9 record on the ,day was a disappointment for the team it was. not demor-al- izing because Parkside was playing great tennis against a team that was far superior. The Milwaukee trip had to be put behind the team quick- ly as they returned home for a Tuesday match against Concordia.· The team showing no ill effects Monday en route to an tory. Joe Barrette .. tone for the day In gles as he scored a s set 6/3, 6/3 Victory. It lowed by the only loss day as a tired Jeff went. down in straight But after that it was all side as Brian Chlke, Harris, Scott Schulle~ Andy Hay all scored set victories in singles. that impressive start to them jnto .doubles the scored straight set v In al1 three doubles Play in doubles was hlg ed by an excellent *1 which .saw Kirk Nohlii Stanich score a hard 7/6 (7/5), 6/3 victory. Basketball recruitment derby is underway by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor The Spring signing period has been good to the Rangers men's basketball team as they have already signed three .players for next year's squad. . They are: Dan Kuehn a 6' 9" junior college transfer from Gogeblc Community College; 6' 8" Tim Juric a Yugoslavian native ~ho - played in Graettinger, Iowa. last . season; and Racine Park's Todd Gray a 6' 6"sec. ond team Ail-Racine County, Kuehn looks to be the re- placement for departing sen- ior Richard Delk, and he has fine numbers to back him. Last season he averaged 21 points and 13 rebounds. Jurtic averaged 20 points and 12.7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 28, April 20, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Sets Diversity goals Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Feb. 2,1989 o Vol. XVII, No. 17 ParksidesetsDiversitygoals-- EOC embarks on new program with UAW !111~-effortto meet the De- ~for Diversity obligations sellorth by UW-System last Ap\1l Parkside has released 11\ uiterim report outlining 1---- tIl8 major goals that the eampushopes to achieve with regard to Improving minority etlueatlon.. The goals presented In the -.port reflect both "the man- ilitesset forth In the UW Sys- Imn Design for Divesity ini- 1Ia1lve...(and) the institution- al values tmpltctt in the histo- ry of this campus ... " as slated in the report sum- mary. Included in the objectives 1----- were the establishment of a culturally diverse campus en- vlronment. a multi-cultural L ---' course currlculum, -cultural programming to promote ~ess, and increased re-: eriIltmentand retention goals cover the spectrum of chal- lenges that Parkside Is facing In "...playing its part in the UW System's Design for Di- versity initiative. II According to the report, this represents only the be- ginning In iulfulling Park- side's committment, and re- mains flexible to change as necessary. "We do not regard this plan as final or complete, and we have tried to build into it the capacity to change and adapt. As we look Into the future, we can say with some confidence what we intend to do over the next few years, but our plans for ten years hence are inevi- tably less exact. to Despite the effort required to meet these challenges, the report concludes with an opti- mistic tone: llWe want to take that diversity as our challenge and make it one of our strengths." by Geraldtoe Murawski The Educational Opportu- nity Center (EOC) has re- cently established a program In cooperation with the Union of Auto Workers (UAW) at the Chrysler Cooperation to help the unemployed get Into education. The program proVIdes as- sistance in filling out college appllcatlons, counseling, seminars and career work- shops, and tutoring, accord- Ing to Anthony Brown, direc- tor of EOC. EOC Is not solely representing Parkslde hut Is working in cooperation with Gateway and Carthage. EOC has also set up a pro- gram targeted to encourage high school students to attend college prtmarliy In the Keno- sha and Racine area, with Milwaukee as a secondary area. Brown says their goal Is to reach more than 1,000high school students (Ideally those from low income families and those who would be first gen. eration college students) quaillled for college, and to encourage and inform them of college opportunities. EOC Is providing counsel- ing for the high school stu- dent, workshops on time man- agement and effective study habits, helping them find the college that provides their needs and connecting them with information on college admlltance and financial ald. Brown Is also hoping to Inslf- tute a tutorial service prima- rily In math and science for high school students consider- Ing attending college. Ideally Brown hopes to map out the progress of the students thoughout high school and 11"l",,,,,,,,,,,fll,, 'n, ~\" III Design for DI\'crsity • ,,_ ....._ ...a.- " __ "'1iIww _I,'" • Anthony Bro~n would be there to direct them to a college future. ~.program Is Identical to the Talent Search Program sponsored by the Federal government but it does not in- clude the Southeastern W1s- consln ......... PreaenUy there 18 not funding for the pro- gram 80 eervtcea are being provided by EOC. Brown would like to see vol- unteers or work study stu- dents of Parkslde go to the high schools In the aitemoon. High school students could then Identify with Parkslde through tutuorlal help they would receive. Interested stu- dents should contact Anthony Brown, director of EOC. EOC will also be conducting financial aid workshops to as- stst Parkslde students In fill- ing out financial aid forms and examining options on Feb. 1. 1~,Mar. I, 1~, 29. Apr. 12, and 26, 3 p.m.-4 p.m. In the WLLC ZIt. Call EOC for further information. ll63·2648. (Including revised financial aid policies), among others. These goals are intended to rflifion cap .and drinking age: UC priorities uor violations while your in college. but potential employ- ers could frown upon hiring employees who have liquor arrests on their record. This could seriously hinder a stu- dent from advancing his or her career." Jan. 24 marked the begin-. DIng of the 1989-90Wisconsin legislativelesion. In this ses- BIon,the state legislature will 4sbale many Issues that are. Of concern to the students of tliIs slate. United Council PresidentJim Smith said that amongthe bllls that students are supPOrtinginclude a tui- tion cap at 33 percent of In- eIluClionai costs for UW in stole undergraduates and a' tepeaI of the twenty -one year old drinking age. Smith said IlIathe expects both of these Issues to be a focus of debate by thelegislature. . out as the group to blame Widespread alcohol problems on!' A recent report from the Departments of Transporta- tion and Haith and Human Services show that drunk driving fatalities have gone down in .... a11 categories; t The report also states that rais- ing the drinking age has not acted as a serious ~eter,:ent to drinking among;, Juveniles and young adults. The re- port showed a 20 percent de- crease in arrests for driving under the influence by 18-20 ear-olds from 1984-87 and a ~earlY 300percent Increa~e In arrests for liquor law VIola- tions Over 25,000 people unde~ 21 were arrested for liquor law violations In 1987. "We've ~lked with several law enforcement officials w~o feel that the drinking ale th~ not taken serIously an e is feel that most ofe:':g tll~uor wasted by. proc f tracking violations Inatea.d 0 ald "It I " grntth s . crimina s, any stu- (21) has al~~o~a~~ ~uthOrity dents quest for the law and and respec " those who enforce it. United Council Is looking for "massive" student sup- port for this bill when the legislature begins debating the drinking age. "If students aren't willing to get active and-voice their opinion about the drinking age, II will re- main at twenty-one. We have been the target of blame for a serious societal problem and if we aren't willing to work to get the right to drink back, we will seal our fate with our silence," Smith said. "Stu- dents support tough. drunk driving laws, designated. driver programs and In- creased education and alcohol awareness programs, but we also support the right to drink for adults. The nineteen and twenty year olds of Wisconsin are adults." "Last year. the tuition cap came Within one day of pas- sage," Smith said, •'we hope to have the same bl-partlsan BUpport that We received last 8pr1ng." The cap would tie the cost Of tuition Increases in the UW th -System to percentage of e UW budget that is spent OMnstructingstudents. A repeal of the 21 year-old drinking age Is llkely to stir ~ much .debate In the State Pltol this .session. Smith Bald,"there's no doubt that raiSing the drinking age has ~atsedsome serious questions this state. As students. we are seen as responsible ~noughto go In debt with stu- ent loans, buy property, raise Children, and serve our country. but we were picked The bills (AB-19/SB-19) have bben sent to the Assem· bl Committee on Excise and F:es and the Senate Commit- tee on Labor, Business, Insur- ce Veterans, and Military 'A'ffairs and Is expected to be given a pUbl~Chearing some· time this sprmg. din to Smith, stu- , Accor hog are arrested for dents w. 1 tions risk" severe liquor VIaa ffectsfrom those long ttes~r;tItemay seem like no arres . Ie of liq- big deal to ge~ a coup - - 2 Thursday, Feb. 2, 1989 Ranger lour view The other side of the coin ... Professors rubbing students the wrong way For the two issues previous to this, the Counselor's Oor- ner has dealt with the topic of student behaviors that are inappropriate for the college setting and are therefore counterproductive. There Is a fIIpslde to this topic: the proverbial "other side of the coin," If you will. It can only be a small number of students that has never experienced a semester during which one professor or another (or all of them) did one thing or another (or everything) that somehow had the effect of "rubbing you the wrong way. H Professors are, for the most part, human; they make mistakes and have character flaws as everyone does. Be that as It may. many professors d1splay actions a:n d attitudes that are, to varying degrees, less than eonduarve to the learning environment. The Ranger \1&8, for the past couple weeks, solicited re- apon.ses from you In regards to professor behaviors that, much as the inappropriate 'student activities of the CowI.Ielor's Comer, are unfit for the college setting. The toUowlng are the most common responses. • I.,ecturlng without allowing time for questions. Not only does this prevent tmportant quesllona from being an- swered, It aI80 handicaps the learnlng experience for the students. • Assuming what you know and don't know. Professors are not mind readers. • Talking down to students. I'm the professor, you're the student; I'm the teacher, you are the learner. There w1l1be no line crossing. • Uncourteous behavior to students. • Late to class or not showing up at all. This Is especial- ly lnconvenlent for students who have to drive a great dis- tance to Parkslde. • Exceeding the set class time. For one thing, this is callously unfair to students who may have another class or a job to go to immediately after class. • Not adhering to the syllabus. • Not adhering to office hours. If a professor designates a time when they will be available for students, is it not their responsibility to maintain this schedule? One obstacle to effectively communicating class mate- rial to students may be that most professors are not re- quired to take courses in teaching methods and practi- cum. This Is somewhat of a irony seeing as education majors are required to take this type of coursework. What this means is that most professors learn how to teach on the job. The process of higher education is not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. On the other hand, each semester is culminated with most students knowing more than they did the semester before. It Is true that students and professors are on opposite ends of the learning spectrum (students are receivers, professors are broadcasters), but is this any reason at all for both types of participants in the arena of education not to attempt to better facilitate the learning process? These articles are not run to make a mockery of the higher education experience; Instead. the purpose Is to facilitate a dlalogue on the subject of classroom communication. People, both student and instructor, often do not see their shortcomings. The Ranger hopes that by pub1lshlng class- room hindrances to learning (from both sides of the podi- um) some of these problems can be resolved. ANDI WOULDWANTMY E ~~ER TO HAVE THAT SAM ~ fiobocty ~skeQ..me bUr·· Who says bookstore Burt Reynold's hair line. If you are the student who purchases their books the day before class, because of pro-: crastination or for reasons beyond your control, you know what new book prices· can amount to. The depress- ing aspect of the unavoidable investment is that as soon as two weeks pass, you can count on your books depreci- ating at least 50 percent or more. Don't worry about keeping them free of marks or outlining, because it won't make any difference when it's time to return them. by Curt Sbircel There is a virus infecting every student at Parkside. It could be best described as a cold virus, because it is una- voidable and makes it pres- ence felt twice every semes- ter. The effects of this virus can be treacherous, a child going to sleep hungry, a coid house, candles as the only means of light. What virus could' be so devistating? If there is a name, it would be _FolletBookstore. The ridiculous manipUlation of the students by the FolIet Bookstore is just another ex- ample of how a company monopoloizes a market that is depended on every semester by thousands of people. The students are constantly sub- ject to enormous prices for new or used books, the return rates for used books are even more ridiculous, and, to gaff a netted fish, they lure you to sell your books back to them with a contest as phony as isn't a rip-off? If you are one of the few. the proud, the used book buyers, the insult is just as great. Although you may save a few dollars, what is It that you are actually purchasing? A book cluttered with notes and outlining that. unless dis- continued, will surely be. passed along for years to come. Each year, with the possibility of the book being discontinued, the . return decreases the maximum use of the book. If have been disc come fond of lh the bookstore purchase them- ba Ah yes, the store rip-off (ex my lack of pro the bookstore s has been ignored ministration whlcti posed to be prot best interests of the the same students sponsible for the this University is The issue cannot looked. If this buisness is perm we as students n evaluate exactly that we hope gain at in our quest for and well being. I can only hope Parkside_ a takes action in re issue. BOOkstore manager responds to' story To the Editor: ff" b . We feel we must respond to ~ eca~se it contains many terview m~ for a the article "Students feel ~cc~aCles. the Mil!ion Dollar A book store contest was a rip- ted anger reporter re- Sweepstakes game ques an appointment to in- See Bookstore, EDITORIAL STAFF ~="'.::::::::::::::::::::::.~"= ~ Pacc8golOla .Assl. News Editor Loura _ Entertainment Editor Jen .lemmennann 5pons Editor K9V1nZirke4bach., Copy Editor John Kehoe •................••........... Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. 20 down, 20 more to come Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document e. 18••. ~~~·lUJ ~ ~\7~lR1~~uW (Q)~ W~~~(Q)~~~ ~co~ ~~[K~CI ~[Q)=~===y=o.=. X=y=•••=N=O:::J.II down, 20 more to came Parkside attains Center of Excellence 20years look very Parkslde, although 20 years haven't at all, according to r Sheila Kaplan. '1IOth anniversary cele- for this University pian a chance to pro- • thoughts on what feels Parkslde has ac- d so far and what It store for the future. said the goals of the years for the lnstitu- e froJl1.. Chancellor e. "He had to con- and build this He did so with style, _and beauty. "·"ft you go to other Unlver- usually you go to in a box, so 1 think It .rmous accomplish. get the land and have pe fit Into the de- the building." Wyllie the task of hiring ty and getting the for' Parkslde devel- ellor Al Guskln took 1975 after Wyllie died. said his challenges ·fold. "By then, the rns had merged, and elear that Parkslde not grow to have 25,000 t which' was a plan Wylliewas working on. Chancellor Kaplan He had to orientate the insti- . tution in a more realistic way. in that we would have 5500-6000 students," Kaplan explained. Guskin also continued to build up the University's fac- ulty. "I think one of the more impressive accomplishments of Par-kstde. when you com- pare us to like institutions, is that we really have a flrst- class faculty for a non-doc- toral institution," she said. Kaplan feels that her chal- lenges are outlined in the con- vocation speech she gave at the beginning of the school year. She said that Parkslde has the potential to have re- gional excellence in most of our programs. "My commit- ment is to build the programs we've got in that direction," she commented. In Kaplan'S convocation speech, she mentioned a num- ber of those programs at Parkside, Including the Bio- logical Sciences Department, the Division of Education's Schooling and Human Diver- sity program; ChIld Care Cen- ter, Regional Staff Develop- ment Center, Freshman Seminar Program, pre-med program, Intercollegiate Ath- letic Program, Learning As- sIstance Center and the LI- brary/Learning Center. Kaplan also said in her speech that the University Is seeking accreditation for the engineering program through the Accreditation Board for Engineering and Technology and for the business program through the American Assem- bly of Collegiate Schools of Business. She hopes that Parkside can make the term "regional institution" a reality for Parkside. "The vast majority of our students come from this region, and with the demographic changes we're going to be seeing In Kenosha and Racine, it's imperative that we become better adept at serving a multt-etnntc 'clientele." She explained in her convo- cation speech that "a more See Years, page 6 archfor new director continues by KeUyMcKissick NewsEditor .J!&rch 'i0ntlnues for a ~ctor of Campus Po- ,.......t started out as a to tl applicants has nar- three candidates for lion vacated last year retirement ·of Ron . HIs retirement ttve July 1. h and screen com. to Wsa established last screen and inter- licants from are- ch. The committee of Mary Tremell, a admln!stratlon special- • McLaughlin, Direc- Student LIfe; John ~tudent; Jim Funk, ~ c for Facilities f rn ent , Linda Andrey, Dnel and A!flrmative Officer and Dennis 'ttl.'co a campus policeman. !Ide' -0 mrnlttee was to pro' ~e? Goetz, Assistant· J'til Or of Administration Cal Affalre~with three tes for the position. ifc:ll make a reccom- n to Chancellor Ka- Asst. Chancellor plan, who will hire the new Direc"tor. doetz explained that when the committee .was set up, each of the members were told what the job of IJirecto~ of Campus ponce would en- tal! and "to get a good, soIld base In terms ot what the campus' needs were, and we brought them from various areas of the campus to present their own insights In terms of campus needs. "We also had to make sure the committee was well- versed before they got into the process," he said. . TremeIl, the Chairman of . the committee, said, "The Idea was to select a commit- tee representing every area of Parkslde." The committee selected six candidates to in- terview for the posItion. One candidate was offered an- other job, so The committee interviewed the rematntng five candidates over the past few weeks and chose the final three candidates for Goetz. Goetz conducted his own in- terviews of the candidates on the same days that they were up before the committee. Goetz then had a meeting with the committee after all the interviews were com- pleted to get the committee's feelings on the candidates. "We had a really good discus- sion on all the positives and negatives of the interviews. After that, we had a pretty See Police, page 4 by Kelly McKissick News Editor Our campus has the distinc- tion of being named a .'Center of Excellence" for our biolog- ical sciences department, one of 49 such distinctions in the enttre UW·system. The Cen- ters of Excellence were ap- proved at the Sept. 9 meeting of the Board of Regents. According to the Center of Excellence proposal format and criteria for selection released Oct. 12. 1987, pro- posals "must demonstrate that the proposed centers have national or regional rec- ognition for excellence or the potential for such recognition and tht they must detail plans for demonstrable impact upon the quality of under- graduate or graduate educa- tion.' , Parkside nominated two programs for the Center of Excellence title, the biologi- cal sciences program and an education division program on multi-cultural education. .The education program was not selected. Becoming a Center of Ex- cellence is no easy task. Ben Greenebaum. Associate Dean and Division Head of Science. explained that Parkslde went through a thorough evalua- tion of the biological sciences program before it was SUb- mitted to the UW-System. Dr. J. Lawrence Fox, a scientist at Abbott Labs In North ChIcago, and Dr. Charles McCormack, a professor of Physiology and Biophysics at the ChIcago Medical school, reviewed the program. Their reports were Included In the proposal package to the UW- System. Sp.eclflc objectives of the program Included activities to strengthen the research ex- perience for undergraduates, increase the number of aca- demic achievers in the biolo- gy program and broaden their geographic distribution, maintain and expand the cur- rent strength of the pre- health professions program and maintain and expand cur- rent outreach activities of the department. The proposal was submitted to the UW-System and was . evaluated by consultants out- side of the UW-System. Park- side's proposal was pooled with other science program proposals for review by science-orientated panelists. Those reports were then given to mixed paneltsts, and recommendations were made. "System pretty much ac- cepted what the paneltsts pro- ' posed," Greenebaum said. He explained that the Center of Excellence has one real and one potential meaning for Parkside. "It's a formal recognition by the people at System and these external reviewers of something that we've been bUilding for a long time. It's a ratification of some real strength that we already have. You couple that with the (Molecular Biology) Mas· ters program and Dr. Chen getting the Distinguished Pro- fessor award, and we've real- ly got the gold stars here." Greenebaunf said. He explained that potentlal- See Excel/ence, pIJfIfJ 3 2 Thursday, Oct. 6, 1988 Ranger lour view Through it all ... To new and old-timers: congratulations on belng privi- leged members of the Parkslde community In this, the 20th anniversary year. Through the years this parttcular lristltutlon has seen a great many trials, tribulations and periods of transition. This time through the academic calendar is no exception. The WLBR controversy is representative of several dift1- cult Issues that the Student Government Is facing. The Parkslde Unlon Advisory Board has experienced many d1U1culties In establishing a standardized Unlon alcohol policy. In regards to this being a year of transition, there Is a plethora of new faces including members of the fac- ulty, staff and administration. . Nonetheless, Parkstde has continuously maintained a standard at excellence In all areas of higher education paralleled by few other institutions of Its genre. case In point. we now have a center of Excellence in our Blo1ogi· cal Sciences Division. Similar to Presldentlal candidate. Governor Dukakls' statement that the "best" America Is yet to come, we be- Ueve the best Parkslde Is yet to come. Let's come togeth- er, and together strive to make the "best" Parkslde. Parkslde, happy anniversary! By the way, did anybody bUy a cake? by Jon HeaTTOfl I,our views I ~ cO~R~ i:NCERNTO~ ~ THE CHURCH. HOWEVER, IS THE DISCOVERY THAT THE FACE ON TIlE SHROUD IS ACTUALLY THAT OF ELVIS PRESLEY... . ~ ,:::. ~ by CbrIatopber Balerl hard work by my colleagues and myself would have been tripled if It were not for the existence of Unlted Council. The best option we can take as students Is not based on a cowardly apathetic "with- draw, whither. and die" attt- tude. LIke any undertaking, what we receive as an end re- sult Is based prtmarlly on what effort we pa~e as a whole. Unlted Council Is similar to our local, state and federal legislatures In that only our representatives can actualize the potential effectiveness of a governing body. cecesslon from a vital union Is rarely the best action of recourse when such potentlal Is not realized. I suggest we each pay the annual dollar, and request that our appointed represent- atives to Unlted Council ac- tively parttclpate In the effort to make Parkslde and the UW System a better environment for all of us as students. Commendations to Mr. Kehoe and l\Ir. Hearron on publlcl&lng the elemental facts regarding Unlted Coun- cU. However, they regretably neglected to present the un- derlylng Issue only hinted at In the second to last para- graph of thetr editorial. . You state that there Is a need for an organization. such as U.C. to exercise and pro- tect students rights, but sug- gest that since Unlted Council Is not quite cost effective In your opinion, the only viable alternative Is to collectively withdraw from the state-wide organization. I assume then that you know of an alterna- tive, more cost-effective means of protecting student rights? I, for one, do not. Speaking from my two year experience with the Parkside Student Government and Unlted Council, I can safely say that U.C. information and inspiration were Instrumental In many of the PSGA Senate's lobbv efforts. campus presen- tations, and dealings with fac- ulty and administration. The -Happy 20th Editor's Note: Mr. Baterl b""gs top some iftterestmg points. An option that is open to the Parkslde student GQt)ernment Assc. (PSGA) is to become associate members of United CounciL This W01I.Id cost a mere $500. The major differ- ence between OUT present status and that of aesocitate member8~ excluding price .. is the elimination of votes at the committee level, reduction In the number of delegates for general assembly. . As Chris put It, "the Infor- mation and Inspiration In...PSGA Senate's lobby ef- forts, campus presentations.. and dealings with faculty and administration" W01I.Id stUI be there. We would still receive United Council bl'weekly up' dates as well as maintaining the direct access to U.C. as an Information source. Arguably, we should not (<withdraw .. whither, and die JJ from U.C. when U needs par- ticipation.. and we could con· tribute to its success, but au:; participation In the past has been considered Insignificant and Ignored. Let me delve Into the past. Last year United CouncU wasted ten meetings on re- structuring the organization. Two changes were made: 1) a new committee was created (Shared GQt)emance). and 11) representation based on campus population. These are corrections that do not repair the actual problems, which are inherent to its admints· tratlve helrachy: too many people doing the wrong things. Due to the concentration of time and resources on re- structuring last year, lobby- Ing efforts failed. This year the names have changed.. but the plot remome the same. Granted, United Council is an excellent source of infor· mation and support for our student government to tap into.. but, again, is it worth the approximately $2500 In annual travel expenses.. the $5369 that United Council is . budgeted to receive from Parkslde this year when the same basic services can be tlbotight" for '500' This is the question put be- [ore the students of Parkslde. October 19 and 20 you will have the chance to answer, Anniversary To the Editor: Here we go again. I'm sorry to bother you, but last - week's letter to the editor contained a great deal of mis- information In regard to WLBR. I find thlsrldleulous as well as unfortunate. To begin with, the author obviously was not a Parkslde student In the '86·'87 spring semester. If they had been they would know that one of the platforms which Alex Pet- tit ran for the office of PresI· dent on was to. estsbl1sh a campus radio station in addl· tlon to increasing student In· volvement. In that same semester the radio project was initiated and later fell through. ;\II this occurred while Dan Perrault was stllf In high school At this time I would liketo say that not once have I ques- tloned Perrault's dedication to the radio project. In fsct, I know of several occasiont, that Perrault put himself and his own money on the line to further the cause of the radio project. It should be noted that he was never asked to do this. The author of last week's letter to the editor referred to the summer PSGA meetIngS, Parkside!-- EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hesrron K. Edito<~n-Chiel Kelly McKissick News Ed~or Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Dejno .•..•.......•..• Assl. Photo Editor Stu Rubner A.dvisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins ~ Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd. Sheila Bugaleeki, Ruben Carbajal. Dan Chlapetta, Tim Cook, David Debish. Tricia Ebner Michelte Gaal, Lyndsay. Knoell, G~rge Koenig, Mark Halt. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside radio station short circuits Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Inside ••• Page 2 Bookstore alternative Page 3 Excel'SS PageS· ,Alumnus new D.A. Page & Co",nselor's corner Page 7 Warning Pagee Classlfleds , . 3 •• , b _ Thursday, Sept. 22, u~~ lLD[N]~'W~[gi~~'fW (Q)fFW~~CC(Q)[M~~[MQ~ffi\~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, NO.3 Parkside radio station short circuits by Amy Pettit missed, as did,the majority of .. it< wondering how someone out. Managing Editor the other senators. Perrault . I),ll . side WLBR could make all said he did not attend them,. those decisions. I was told It Parkslde's newly-eatajj, due to work restrictions, i4M would be based on what the Ushedradio station, WLBR, problems at the station need, •. station manager said. nas shut down until October Ing attentiqn, or lack of ade- '" "Then Why not have the due to controversy between quata notice. ~ station manager make those the station's. management "They passed a whole decisions? andthe organization that es- bunch Of very important "Under our constitution, It labllshedIt, Parkside Student things during these summer would be run by an executive Government AssocIatIon meetings," Perrault said,' council. The people doing the (PSGAl, "and without extending an In-: legwork for the operation Dan Perrault, the station's vitatlon to the' radio commit. would also be making the de. manager and a PSGA sena- tee." ctatons." lor, has has abeen censured The radio committee was Pettit and Lewandowski by the PSGA senate. PSGA asked to write a constitution, said Perrault's censureshlp president Jay Lewandowski and given a one-month dead- was Imposed because of a andVicePresident Ross Pet, line. Missing that, the Senate dereliction of duty; Ignoring tit assert a dereliction of duty wrote a constitution for them, their attempts to communi- and 'Plsappropriatlon of and requested their written cate with them; and a rrusap, funds ... the reasons for cen- rules and regulations, with a propriatlon of funds: spend. sorshlp, two·week deadline. Missing ing station money without Perrault has circulated a that, the station was shut Senate approval, and pur. . in t f The radio station sits empty until t pelltion to ga suppor or down,' conflicts with its operation can be solved, chasing items they are no his argument. "We have a bureaucracy." aware of. Thestation was initiated by Pettit said. "We have rules. them as of this day. "Under their constitution, Perrault said the station Alex Pettit, 1987·88 PSGA They may not be pleasant to "They won't consider Our an outside Board of Dtree, needed a bulk tape eraser .. president, and Implemented deal with, but you have to reo constitution because we tors, all five of which are not $30--and a telephone--$250, .by Perrault. Perrault under- spect them." couldn't write It in a month. affiliated with WLBR, will be and he could find no guide. took the research and devef, "We consider both of those And they won't consider our making all the major dect- ltnes of how to spend money opmentof WLBR as a Senate deadlines tidlculous," Per-, policies and procedures be. slons for WLBR, Including In the PSGA constitution. So Intern project. and was elect- rault said. cause we couldn't wrlle Il in how to budget all the money, he consulted Diane Welsh, ed to the PSGA Senate in the Pettit sald they would have two weeks." major expenditures, appoint. coordinator of student acttvt- fall Of 1987. permitted the station to 'They didn't ask for an ex. ing the station manager, ap- ties, who told him she would InJanuary, the station was broadcast through September tensTon," Pettit said. "They proval of all the offtcers, and handle the paperwork. eatsbIl.shed as a standing and October If they had SUb· didn't submit any rules, They obtaining best operating "They (Lewandows~1 and COIlIIIIItteeof the Senate, and mltted acceptable rules for just never did It." goals," Perrault said. "I was Turn to page 4, RadIO was proVided a budget by their on-the-alr policies, "We PSGA. WLBR began broad- are not protected from Ilabrl- caStIng in June, Ity," he said, "The Senate "All dUring the spring we would be held liable. There felt It was more Important to was no individual that was reo get this station broadcasting sponsible for the quality of than to fool around with rules what was on [the air]. And and everylhtng else," said you need that safeguard." RossPettit. "It was the big. "We were just trying to gest thing that student gov- protect all the students that ernment had done' in a" were involved, It said Lewan. While," dowski. "It was ·not against Over the summer com- anybody In particular, but ntunicatton between Perrault more or less, to protect those and PSGA exectuves broke that were there. We gave down, Money was spent with. them two weeks 'to just write out approval deadlines were. down the policies that they'd missed,and' the station was already been working with." shutdownAugust 6. "We couldn't complete our Three Senate meetings policies and procedures in were held durtng the sum. two weeks," Perrault said, mer, all of which .Perrault "although we have completed 1988 PSGA wants drinking age lowered by Geraldine Murawski Nationwide insurance and' traffic records are snowing a greater number of people be- tween the ages of 18 and 20 dying In result or relation to drunk dIiving accidents since the drinking age changed to 21. For this reason Tim Gryg- era believes 19 Saves Lives. A new committee, 19 Saves Lives, has started at Park- side through the Parkslde student Government Associa- tion (PSGA) to lobby the drinking age, United Council has encouraged Wisconsin university student govern- ments to participate. Park. side has been the first to re- spond. If 19 Saves Lives con- tinues to expand, It will be. come a separate committee ofPSGA. Grygera, a PSGA Senator, says the 19 year old drinking to lobby the drinking age but age saves 8% more lives than also encouraging a responsi- the 21 year-old drinking age. ble dtinklng age. . He plans to put together an "It Is not a right but a informal packet for Iegtsla- privelege (to drink). With tors that includes research that privelege comes a re- . and statistics. sponslbllIty. We are looking Grygera feels legislators at setltng up a drinklng per •. can then make an Informed, mil, which, at age 19 you confident decision next Janu- could go and take a class on ary, when assembly bill 919 responsible drinklng ...upon (lowering the drinking age) passing the t.est you'd ge 1 t 9 ,?; can be Introduced again to permit to drink at age the State. ' , vrygera sald. GrY,ge'rafs not JIi~t,\'\":'In,g,,'·, lj:e explamed that the per. Tim Grygera mit would be revoked If the person received any kind of alcohol·related traffic viola. tlon. The committee has had a positive response from Park- side students and faculty, but response from those In the community over 21 has been apathetic, The committee was otigi. nally called Adults Under 21 (AUTO), by Untted Council, but Grygera renamed tt: 19 Saves Lives. "It (AUTO) assumes or In. dlcates that It's a group of people under 21 that are just looking for a law to be able to drink," he said. Grygera feels that the name 19 Saves Lives ex- presses the real reason for the establishment of the com. mlttee. Funds will probably come from one time donations from members of the Tavem League and possibly the Re•• taurant Association. This money would go towards Ira veltng, mailing costs and needed supplies . Grygera predicted that 19 Saves Lives' first meeting, held Sept. 19, would brtng lo- gether those Interested In the committee, Inform them of Its purpose and goals and also to make more contacts with the community, . 2 Jhursday, Sept. 22,1988 Ranger loUp view __ A simple picture ... I'd like to paint a picture for you. The portrait will be of two different, yet similar schools. Take a look at the pic. ture and draw your conclusions. Dartmouth College, a school of 4,719students, has been In existence since 1788. Recently the school has been presented with a dilemma by The Dartmouth RevIew, a privately.fUnded student newspaper. while paying $11,679 tuition per academic year, certain student journalists have found that their education Is worth are less than the price tag attached to It. TIle _ Review has publlshed arIlcles In an at- tempt to Improve the quality of education that the Dart- mouth facu1ty provide. In creating arIlcles with such an aggressive Intent, they have utilized several types tnvesti- gatlve reporting including: publication of surveys Indlcat- Ing that Dartmouth students are culturally Illlterate; pub. licatlon of arIlcles calling for a core curriculum; taping and publication of a lecture by a music professor nick- named "Tollet Mouth". and so on. Recently several student editors were forced to appear before a tribunal, found gullty, and suspended from lIchooL The University of Wisconsln-Parkslde, a school of some &,100plus students, ts celebrating Its 20th AnnIversary Year. Parkslde's student newspaper, TIle Ranger, though par. tIa11yfUnded by University dollars, Is free to serve as the collective voice of the student body. WhIle full-time students pay tuition of $1,594 per aca- demlc year. there is a core cirriculum (BOK) and collegi- ate sk1lls that insures Parkside graduates have a well- rounded education. Students are given the opportunity to evaluate each of their professors at the end of every semester. These evaluations are then reviewed by departmental heads. Student Input helps keep the incision concise by the cut- tIng edge of teaching. Those who find themselves in academic distress may appear before the Academic Actions Committee. Anyone dropped for academic or collegiate skills trouble has the option of presenting their case to this committee. The Academic Actions Committee Is comprised of facultly, academic admlnlstrators. and students, all of which have equal ballots in deciding each case. For those of you "non-bellvers" maybe. just maybe, Parkslde Isn't such a bad place after all. Take a look at the picture. by Jon Hearron ..5_"'__........___ TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE. .Q<1boo IMIIY ot ItI8 ~ IIItoodied oflbrlg QI'CIII_~-~ ....25~ .... c ... n... J"." "I.:" .", QUITTlNG.IT COUlD BE 1llE TEST OF YOURUFE. -_ ..... I All GUESS WE· ~I~~I!!!I~~§~ SHOWED nJEM GUN CoNTR.oL PEOPLE WHO'S BOSS. DIDN'TWE! PSGA offers bookstore alternative by Scott Singer As If the cost of paying tuition Isn't enough ...a student has the additional burden of pur- chasing textbooks. Because new books cost so much. many students purchase used books rather than new. While this makes good financial sense, good used books are few and far between. 1ltis year a used book ex- change program wll1 once again be established. Operat- ed by the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGAI, this program, offi- cially known as the campus Book Exchange (CBEI, will· be available to students start. Ing In October. PSGA Vice. President, Ross Pettit, and the project manager, John Kehoe, will be heading the CBE. Offered "as an .alternattva to the existing bookstore," Pettit exptalned, ."the CBE. will provide the student with a large choice of used books." "You buy your book new for $50 [from the bookstore] you seli It back to them fo; $20, then they turn around and sell It for $40," Pettit said. "Why aren't you as a student entitled to that $4O?" When a student has a book PSGA Vice-President floss PeUlt will be surrounded· by texts If the Campus Book Exchange Is successful. to seli, Ile should go to the PSGA office on the D-1 level of the Wyllie Ubrary /Learn- Ing Center (WLLC). There the student will be given a card to put Information about the condition of the book for sale. This Information wll1 be entered into a computer and, stored. A list of what book Is reo qulred for what class will be available to students In the PSGA office. Once the stu. dent determines what book Is needed, the student wlll be given the name and phone number of the student who is selling that book. After the book Is sold at a price agreed upon by the two students, the CBE requests that It be notified that the book has been sold so that It Can be deleted from the list of available books. Because the final sale of the books and the money ex- changed Is handied by the students. the CBE handles no money, therefore making it a totally free service. A book sale will be spon- sored once each semester by the CBE. Students will be al- lowed to set up and display books for sale In a flea·mar· ket type atmosphere. BUSINESS STAFF ~a~~ ~o~[~~~f\r~p~b1ited'shbedYstud.nrtshot UW·Parksid., who are sol.1y responsible for its edrtorial pm. Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager days.' every ursday dunng the aca.dermc year except over breaks and holt- John M~lrter ..........•........ ,..•. 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Dantel Vaffin. . •••• I f"P I ••••••••••••• , ., . • , . ~ .. ~ .. , . . . , EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Edilor..jn-Chtef Amy Pettit Managing Editor Kelfy McKissick, News Editor laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Oejno Asst Photo Editor Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 3, September 22, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Financial Aid law impacts non-trad students Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday,. April • University 0' Wlsconsln-ParkSlde Financial Aid. law impacts non-trad students by Doug McEvoy In October 1986, Congress passedinto law amendments to the Higher Education Act of 1965. The effects of these amendments are many and tar reaching. . In general, they present a restructuring of those formu- Iae used to determine ellglbll. Ity. "CertaIn categories of students will benefit," ex- plainedJan Ocker, director of financial aid at Parkslde, "but some will experience less eligibility than in prevt- ousyears. " Those.who will benefit will mainlybe those students with dependent children, "dis- placedhomemakers,') ·'dislo ... cated workers," and single parents who support their ehlldren even if they are Itv- Ing st home and are Federal lax deductions for their par- ts. Thebig losers will be those students who earned" more ment, and students who quit their jobs to return to school, as such students will no long. er be able to reflle under "Special Conditions." Most of those students who will lose out will do so due to the fact that need will be based on income of the tax return of the year prior to the year of attendance rather than the projected income of the academic year. "Congress has had a bee in its bonnet for several years:' commented Ocker. "They were not happy with old for. mulae used to determine need. They wanted something they could pin down and doc- ument. Students' 1987income Will always be used to deter- mine their 1988·89academic year 'need' of eligibility." "Dislocated workers" are an exception. They may use their projected 1988 income as. the determinant of need. New benefits to be received by students include up to $1,000 per academic year in' chIld care for chIldren under 12, elimination of home equlty from consideration in the determination of family con. trlbutlon for all adult students demonstrating that they are "displaced homemakers," and financial aid for students with dependent chIldren grad_ uating from high school equal to that which the chIld would receive. Part-time students are now eligible for Pell Grants, Sup. plemental Educational Opper- tunlty Grants, College Work. study, and Perkins loans. Pregnant women, as well as women who have had or adopted a chIld within six months of enrollment can defer tuition payments tor six months. Women entering the work force who have pre- SChool chIldren who make less than one dollar above minimum will be able to defer payments up to twelve months. photo by Dave McEvoy Changes in the Financial Aid criteria could pose some problems for Parkside stUdents. ' than $900in the calendar year prior to the year of attend- ance, single independent or married students who do not have' any dependents who made more in the prior year than they wl1l in.·the year of their attendance, veterans reo celving substanUaI education benefits from the govern .. United Council elections this weekend Ruffalofaces delay in takingcity council seat ::----.1 At the next United Council General Assembly meeting (April 22-23), representatives of all member campuses will elect . next year's United Council president. The meet- ing will be held at UWC· Waukesha. There are three candidates running for the office: Steve Cady, UC Vlce-Prestdent: Jim Smith, UC Legislative Affairs Director; and David Woldseth, Wisconsin Student Association (WSA) Legisla- tlve Affairs Director (Madi- son campus' student govern- ment). If elected, Cady plans to stress the Importance of United Council to member and non-member campuses. He .also intends to modernize the UC offtce by upgrading office and capital supplies. Cady also wants to Imple- ment an extensive traIning program for UC delegates . "By front loading the tram- ing in the beginning of the year," he said, "we will be- come more skilled and have more time remaInIng to uti- lize these lobbying tactics." 10 addition to being UC's current Vlce-President, Cady has been involved in Stevens Point's student government for two years, ThIs year he Is president. "I'm ready to make a com- mitment to making It (UC)' more effective," cady said. "I'll focus more on the issues . at hand. A lot of time was spent haggling out Internal qualities that can only benefit UC. "Next year, I think I can help raise the profile and credibility of United Council as a whole, as we did this year with legislative affairs," Smith saId. Woldseth, If elected UC president. plans to concen- trate on several specific Issues. HIs priorities include making credit transfers be- tween campuses easier. ex- panding the UC Shared Oov- emance initiative by mcreas- ing funding and working hard to Improve the MInority Af· faIrs committee. He would also like to see UC working together. "We need to make the UW System one united system," Woldaeth saId. "By working concrete Issuea, we can 1m- prove UC &8 a whole." In addition to the Issues men- tjoned above, Woldaeth will work to Improve chIld care on campus. "I'd like to see the Unlverslty take a stand in this area." processes this year. I. Smith, because of his expe- rience of Legislative Affairs Director, believes he Is the most qualified candidate for UC president. By emphasiz- ing the' Issues, instead of political parties, Smith feels he can continue to broaden UC support regardiess of political party. One of his maIn goals Is to organize UC. "I want to help all the com- mlttees of United Council or- ganize," he said. "By organ- Izing we can get more stu- dents involved in issues on the campus, as well as the state leveL" A direct result of this, Smith saId, will be more reo- ognltlon of UC on the cam- puses. "There Is no way that students ahould see UC posters on campus and not know what the organization Is all about." Smith clles his experience with the media, marketing .and legislative affairs as by Laura Pestka Parkslde student John ~uf. folo unofficially defeated 18 year Incumbent Gerald Bel. low in Ihe April 5 election for KenOSha's16th district alder- man. RUffolounofficially won the eleclionby 15 votes. His oppo, nenl,Bellow, demanded are- eount. After the recount, Whichtook over seven hours, RUffolowas still the victor. Bellowsaid he Is taking the Issue to' circuit court. "He says some voters who didn't live in the .16th district voted lor ihe 16th district alder- man,"stated Ruffolo. Bellowhas represented the districtsince 1970. - It will take about two 100nihsto get the Issue set- Oed In circuit court, and for that time the 16th district 1V0n'Ihave s: representstlve. If ihere really was a prob- !ern, RUffolocommented, "he ShoUldhave proved this the dayof the election. He has no 'Vidence. He has a case of SOUrgrapes. H U RUffOloexplained thai even people not in the 16th dis- ~ct voted for alderman, Bel- l ow doesn't even have anyev- dence as to whether they vOledfor RUffolo or not. Bellowdoesn't believe that ~~g to circuit court will ~ge anYthing, but he feels ~",t he has to do It' for his constituents. .If Ruffolo does succeed in becoming alderman, he plans to take Issues directly to the people. He wants ·to Inform the people and find our exact- ly what they want. He plans to work with the police and fire departments because he Is aware that his voters want better services. He doesn't think his job as alderman will affect school. .,School is in the morning and meetings are in the a{ter- noon. It's, considered a pa~. time job so I feel It shouldn t interfere." Inside Wingspread conference New PAS president Writing contest winners PASA looks.ahead BasebaI f-o-rama page 3 'page 7 pages 8-9 page 12 page 16 2 Thursday, April 21, 1988 Ranger Letter . Ranger reading "priJised" college level and who read the letter should have imme- diately recognized that the thrust was exactly the oppo- site. Questions must be raised about the editortal compe- tance of the Ranger staff. Did anyone bother to read the let- ter? If so, does the banner re- flect the editorial bias of .the staff? Is It an attempt to politically influence the stu- dent body at Parkslde without presenting opposing views in a neutral or objective atmos- phere? Perhaps it's nothing. so insidious as that. Perhaps there were too many big words that the Ranger st,aff couldn't compre- hend, like responslbllty and objectively. Maybe no one .Is to blame, Maybe It's. just a failure of our public schools whfch- pump the universitltes full of high school graduates who don't know how to read. Perhaps If this letter Is print- ed it should carry the banner. "Ranger Praised For Respon- sible Objectivity." To !be Editor: Now I'm convinced that liberals cannot think at all, let alone think objectively! Last week I submitted a let- ter to the editor, the purpose of which was to excoriate the liberal and Democratic phi- losophies, specifically eco- nomic, which have placed America In the position which seriously jeopardizes the fu- ture of this nation. The ludicrous nature of liberal thought, I pointed out, Is to Ignore both the past fifty years of liberal economic policy which has brought us to our present condition as well as the responslbUity of the Democratic Congress which has refused to deal realistically with the prob- lem. Rather, liberals choose to place all the blame In the lap of Reaganomics. ThIs type of thlnkJng Is only an attempt by liberals to shift the blame for their own falled policies. YET! What was the banner placed above the letter? "Vote Against Reaganom- ics" . Now. anyone who is at a MAYBE HE COULD JUST MAKE A CRACK ABOUT "THESE KISS-AND-TEU. BOOKS. WE. WHITE HOUSE fORMULATES THE PRESIDENT'S REACTION10 THE REVEl..JXfION'THMHlS FORMER PRESS SECRETARY PUT WORDS IN HIS MOU'nI, UC examines legal drinking' age The following are news items submitted by the United pouncil office in Modi· son. United Council is the state student lobbying group. It represents over 150,000stu' dents ~on 23 of 'the' 26 cam' puses, fncluding' Parkside. The organization acts as- a liasGn between the students and the state government. This year UC has. lobbied againsf the -nomination of John Jarvis as student re- gent, lobbied for the 33 per- cent Student Tuition Cap, and fough for increased financial aids. . The State Assembly Affairs Committee held a drinking, age hearing to vocalize their position regarding the current drinking age of ,Tuesday; April 12. Rep. Tim Carpenter (D-MtI- waukee) is the author of' the bUl that would lower the legal drinking age to 19. The hear- Ing was not held to discuss- actual passage of the bill, but to emphasize the potential et- fects of lowering the drinking age. I At the hearing, Carpenter focused on three main points. He -sald the Legislature had made' a mistake by submit. ttng" to the federal govern- ment's "blackmail" to. raise .the drinking age. (The fed. eral government withheld highway money until the drinking age was raised. ) Also, Carpenter said, drtnk- ing is still going on. .. All rais- ing the drinking has done Is shift the drinking from bars to cars," he said. His third point was that l8-year-olds are ~old enough. to do every- thing but drink. "They have aU the rights of an adult ex. cept the right to drink," he said. Two members of the United Council testlfied on behalf of . lowering the drinking age. "Raising the drinking agj! has not stopeed l8-and 19. year-olds from drinking," said UC President AdrIaD Serrano. "Instead they're drinking In more dangeroun envtrrroments, and," he added. "they're still driving," 'Legtsrattve Affairs Direclor .Jim Smith told the commit- tee, "I think we've come loa rather sad point when certain 'groups would rather take a right away froma segment of . the population Ulan holdthem accountable to the responsib- lity of being an adult." . "Sobriety cannot be legis- lated,"> said Rep. Davld Clarenbach (D-Madlson). , j. Drunken driving is not a 'pheno/llena confined to the young. By raising the drink· Ing -age to 21, we have im· plied that age is the deter· mining factor in irresponsible social conduct." CIarenbach is one of. the co_sponsors of the bill. United Council and Carpen· .ter request student support~ their efforts to get the b passed during the next legis- lative session. Jon And~rson Editor's Note: OOPS! Security chief retires counterparts occurs on other campuses." He went on to say, "L'Il miss Parkside-; I've enjoyed my experiences here. " by Jon Hearroa Ronald Brinkman, who has been the director of Campus security since 1971, will be stepping down from this post in the Parkstde community at the end of the semester. Before coming to Parkside, Brinkman served under the Attorney General in Madison with the Wisconsin Council of the Criminal Justice system. He began his career with the Racine Police Department in 1957. By the time he left the Racine P.O., just over 12 years later, he had risen to the rank of lieutenant. Brinkman has seen may changes in Parkside over the course of his 17 years here. Not only has he served under- the administrations of three different chancellors, but he has also seen the security de- partment evolve from merely a campus pollee group to an organization overseeing park- Ing and transportatlon, the locksmith shop, and the dis- posal of hazardous materials. When asked his feelings about leaving, Brinkman said, "I have some very deep and mixed emotions." On one hand he feels "It Is time for me to step down and let new ideas lead on." On the other hand, Brinkman regrets to be leaving under Chancellor Sheila Kaplan's administra- tion. He believes U1e univer- sity will greatly Improve under her Ieaderehfp. Over the years, one of the things about Parkslde that has Impressed Brinkman the most has been the maturity of the student body. Accol'dlng to Brinkman. "There isn't a fraction of the destruction on this campus as I hear from Examin'e black women novelists this fall in English 467 RANGER Editorial Staff Ranger IS wntten and edlt~d by students of UW-ParkSlde, who are solely responsible for Its ed~O~ r:- ey and content. It IS published every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breakSa days. . 55 /I Letterstotheeditorwillbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double-spacedand350words',:~ v.ih- letters must be SIgned. With a telephone number inclUded for verification purposes. NamesWI held upon request. -. .. _.- f Rangerreservesthe"ghttoeditlenersandrefusethosewhicharefalseand/orde-.. r amatory. j--" , ,.,,~~'H General Staff TDeadlineforalileners,andclassifiedads is Mondayat 10a m forpublication. ....nc ~ Ken AehI. Jason Caspers. Dan Chlllpetla, Denise hursday. '. . CCuec ... L:~~n~~~~:::;:n~~~:k~~~Vjfm All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW-Par1<side, Box 2000. Ke- ~'IP Maastricht, Dewn Meila.nd. Doc Ma.IIory. John Marter. Ken ,~osha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- ~ McCray. DOOJg McEvoy. Leura Pestka. Maria Rinu. 80bbi mg) . •• ';;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::Jo:Sia:,,,:.:w:_=So='~:~="=:- ...:. ---""'-:- Jenny Carr Editor KellyMcKissick News Editor AmyH. Ritter News Editor Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Randy lecounl.., Sports Editor Dave McEvoy..........•......... Photo Editor John Kehoe Asst. Photo Editor Robb luehr. Copy Editor Business Staff Jon Hearron Bu&inessManager Steven R. Picazo Operations Manager Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 28, April 21, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB discusses enforcement of new drinking age law Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Chancellor Alan PUAB discusses enforcement of new drinking age law by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor "How do we keep underage students from drinking in the Union? We don't want to be a police state and we don't want to be winking at the law, so what do we do?" asked Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle last week. Enforcement of the new drinking age law in the Union on campus was the discussed topic at the Friday, April 13 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) meeting. Stoffle and Security director Ron Brinkman were invited to the meeting to discuss their roles in enforcement and disciplinary actions when the new drinking age law takes effect in July. The board felt that it would be in the best interest of the Union to find out what disciplinary procedures and enforcement of the law will be followed by the campus before they form any conclusions in that area. Stoffle said that college campuses are in a unique situation in that they were deliberately omitted in one area by the legislature in the new drinking age law. This omission gives campuses the option to establish their own policies concerning the law. After PUAB finishes their proposal package, and if the package is approved, Stoffle said she will meet with Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz, Brinkman, and disciplinarian Jenny Price "to discuss how to cany out the proposals." Stoffle said that she would appreciate PUAB's advice concerning discipline and enforcement. "I've never been a bartender here, I don't know all the problems, and I'm not always aware of the pitfalls," she said. Jack Kemper, SOC (Student Organization Council) representative, said that he feels students should know that something will happen if they do not follow the rules. "I also don't feel that hauling people off to the D.A.'s office will all the time be sufficient," he said. Brinkman said that one way to handle the situation if people are breaking the law (underage drinking or sharing alcohol with underage students) would be for Security personnel to first issue warnings, second time abusers would be sent to Price for disciplinary action and third or fourth time abusers would be arrested. "There is no rule saying that we have to arrest people immediately," said Brinkman. "Educating the bartenders, hiring addtional staff, establishing pro- 'cedures, explaining the law to students with signs or some other mechanism to warn them about the law are some of the ideas Stoffle added. Bruce Preston, committee member, said that community tavern owners will be watching the campus very closely. Brinkman added, "(Tavern owners) are going to put (students) in a fish bowl and watch their every move." PUAB plans further discussion of alcohol policies and possible ways to enforce the new drinking age laws on the campus. The group will not meet on Friday, April 20 but Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to attend to ask qu estions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at^ "avc w dIiesi people will probably meet April 27. tteenndd.. Kilbourne examines alcohol advertising bhiy/ Cfoarrnoll KIT AorI^tAenMdfliicnklr 1 . . "The two major aspects in today's Society are alcohol and advertisingf' said media analyst and writer Dr. Jean Kilbourne, who talked at Parkside last Wednesday on the effects of advertising on alcohol consumption. Creator of two films, "The Naked Truth" and "Under The Influence," Kilbourne has exposed the media industry over alcohol. At the beginning of the lecture she stressed, "This is not a temperance lecture, nor a lecture on alcoholism, but rather it's an examina-^ tion of the atittudes about alcohol . in this society and the effects of these attitudes on whether we drink or not." She also said, "My aim is not simply to reform the advertisers, but to use these ads to illustrate just what these advertisers are perpetuating and reinforcing in these present attitudes." "Ads alone don't cause alcoholism," according to Kilbourne, "but they do play a big role in the U.S. by establishing norms and creating a climate. Alcohol is presented as a myth. The point of a ll advertising is not to uform but to establish myths. Advertisers play on the conscious and unconscious so people associate alcohol with good things. "Alcohol advertisers link alcohol with many positive qualities and attributes, the very qualities that the abuse of alcohol diminishes or destroys," stated Kilbourne. "Alcohol is big business," said INSIDE Student artists show their work Drummer Shaugknessy to perform Moliere's "Miser" plays at Parkside Women's softball on winning streak Kilbourne. "The Revenue is over $40 billion dollars a year and the industry spends over $1 billion on advertising alone. That's 20 times more than the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism uses in the prevention, research and treatment of alcoholism." As stated before, alcohol advertising employs several links to human qualities and feelings. People like to celebrate, and the essential part of every holiday is alcohol. Advertisers imply something else in some ads: "Holidays were made for Michelob." According to Kilbourne, "The point of holidays IS the beer." This ad also implies the same idea; "Actually, there are several good reasons for getting married." Success is another desired quality. Advertisers play on this need. "There is a relationship between alcohol and success, however negative. Even small amounts of alcohol decrease Alertness and efficiency," said Kilbourne. "Advertisers, however, display it as a magic potion. It will even give you instant athletic abilities, second only to Tampax." Kilbourne claimed, "There isn't a thing you can do that alcohol will make you do better." "Not only can you become a successful athlete, you can also become creative." "Edgar Allen Stroh," for instance, shows this. Poe was an alcoholic, he died of alcoholism and died a grotesque death. According to Kilbourne, Poe was an alcoholic at a time when there was no hope for alcoholics. "Imagine any other drug addiction that would be joked about. With alcohol it becomes acceptable," Kilbourne stated. There are several sighs of trouble that indicate a problem drinker and alcoholic. Isolation and loneliness become prevalent in an alcoholic's life. Advertisers turn it around with this ad: "Create your own special island." "Clearly, this is promoting solitary drinking, which is a sure way to get into trouble," Kilbourne advised. Other signs of trouble are fragmentation, life becoming unmanageable and when the drinker hoards his/her supply. "Alcohol is related to parties, good times and fun, but it's equally related to suicide, depression, murder, unemployment and sickness, but this side is erased," said Kilbourne. "Sixty percent of the general population that seeks psychological help for depression have a drinking problem, and the suicide rate of alcoholics is 58 times more than for non alcoholics," added Kilbourne. Kilbourne also discussed the effects of subliminal advertising. She defined it as being below the threshold of consciousness, nsiffiHy sexual. "These ads are not made to turn you on, but to make you anxious. Person sees ad, the unconscious image is repressed, repression sets up anxiety. Anxiety is a Continued on Page Z RANGER Letters to the Editor Disgusting behavior Dear Editor: I am a member of the Parkside Dart Team who is very perturbed with the behavior of some of my fellow students. Recently I had the opportunity to observe first hand the handiwork of some highly educated college students. On March 30, myself and some fellow dart players enjoyed a couple of hours of darts in the Recreation Center during the afternoon. Later that same day, while the band "Java" was taking a break, we went downstairs to toss a few more darts. We were greeted by the sight of a badly vandalized score board, dart board and best way out chart. Written across the scoreboard was "Dart Players are a bunch of Pussys." This kind of behavior leads me to support retroactive abortions. I sincerely hope the low life or low lives who are responsible for this act of degradation catch AIDS from a dirty needle and live for 11 years in fear before dying a slow and painful death. I am really fed up with vandals and thieves. If you see someone perpetrating an illegal act, call the campus security. We don't need scum sucking dogs roaming the halls of Parkside ripping people off or destroying what is left of the school. Idiots such as these only increase the cost of your tuition. Don't let these dirtbails run your life. Let them know you aren't going to put up with their behavior. Nick Thome 'WE SHOULD HAVE M/JVED PEARL HARBOR. I UNDERSTAND AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WOULD NOT CONSIDER THAT AN ACT OF WAR." Another view of the caucus To the Editor: The general caucus chairperson was Sue Decker and the chairperson of the individual candidates were: Cletus Williams, Jr. (Mondale), James Pridding (Hart), M. A. Olson (Jackson) and S. Strickler (uncommitted). Election Ballot Results: First ballot: Mondale 1030, Hart 183, Jackson 32, Uncommitted 14. Second ballot: Mondale 1033, Hart 225, Ja ckson 0, Uncommitted 1. Taking the bus to the UAW Hall was a real adventure for me and my walker since the closest stop the bus made was by the entrance of the Vision Center on Washington Road and the closest and safest route was through a steep undercut field. The officials at the door were kind enough to let me come in and sit down before registration began. A sergeant-at-arms conducted me to a room to wait, and as I entered that room I was struck by the fact that the UAW off icials were escoring some 200 o r so retirees to the front of the building to stand in line. I found out later that the UAW retirees have a meeting the first Saturday of every month, and they moved that day's meeting to the morning to accommodate the caucus. "A stroke of good luck to pack a caucus for Mondale." Next I met a newly franchised voter and Hart supporter, and also the Hart supporter's parent, who was a Mondale backer. The parent was trying valiantly to change their off-spring's mind. Finally the parent said, "I have an economic reason for you to support Mondale, and it is called room and board." Sorry to say I did not see that Hart backer in the Hart section of the caucus later. "Chalk one up for coercion for Mondale." Too bad that young voter could not decide on national issues. Upon turning around, I saw someone who I knew tried to run for alderman on the Republican ticket and asked him what he was doing there. He said he was with his wife who was a Jackson supporter. This so-called Repulican did not have a visitor sticker on, but was plastered with Mondale stickers all over his UAW ja cket. Maybe he didn't vote for Mondale, and I hope he didn't, for his own conscience' sake. Anyway, he probably did, just to curry favor from the union steward at work. "What a blatant ctoss-over vote for Mondale." By the way, if you want the union steward to stand up for your rights at work, you had better not let him see you in any other delegation other than Mr. Mondale's. Inside the Hart section of the caucus, I ran into many complaints, especially from the people from Western Kenosha County complaining that in the local papers there was no news about when or where the Democratic caucus was to take place. I was told that most of the county people had to call the County Clerk long distance for any information on the caucus. Saturday, April 7, 1984, s ure was a politically educational day for me. I learned first to pick a very neutral spot to hold the caucus, like my own county headquarters building, then use packing, coercion, crossover voters and stone silence in my opposition's stronghold. You can call this double hearsay, but I was told by James Priddis, Hart's caucus leader, that National Democratic Representative Robert Shapiro, who was there to observe the caucus, said that it was the dirtiest caucus he had ever seen run. Oh, by the way, five hour Kari "Sore Feet" Dixon: the uncommitted caucus ended at 4:30, the Jackson delegation joined the Hart caucus at 4:15, the Hart delegation ended at 6:45, and the Mondale delegation packed it in at 9:45. Anyone with other information on the Kenosha or Racine County caucuses, I'd like to hear from you 8:00 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. M-W-F in the PSGA office. Franklin Kuczenski Kilbourne looks at alcohol advertising Continued from Page 1 powerful motivation and abusers tend to be anxious, but feel alcohol will cure the anxiousness," Kilbourne said. "When the image becomes conscious, the ad loses power over us," she added. All alcohol advertising has three purposes, no matter how they are employed: recruit new members, increase consumption of product gpd assist buyers in choosing a *>rand. The ads want to get young people, want to show a new life style for them. They also want to maintain or increase present sales and, of course, influence a person to purchase a specific brand. The ads focus on the alcoholic in this respect, because, said Kilbourne, "Most heavy drinkers tend to stick to one type of alcohol." There are several symptoms of the problem drinker, according to Kilbourne. 1) Frequently drinking to a state of intoxication; 2) Drinking in order to function; 3) Missing classes or work due to hangovers; 4) Driving while drunk; 5) Blackouts; 6) Drinking alone; 7) Denying a drinking problem; 8) Doing something that you wouldn't do while sober. "These are all signs, but in the U. S. they are acceptable and funny. This saying expresses the attitude: 'I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem'," she said. "If you have problems with one drug, just take another," Kilbourne stated. "The morning after I discovered martinis, I discovered Alka Seltzer." "A hangover is a withdrawal from a drug," said Kilbourne. "If you're having a bad hangover, you're suffering withdrawal." Kilbourne added, "A blackout is when you're conscious, but jon't remember the next day what happened. It's a serious form of withdrawal and if it occurs, one should get help." "Alcoholism is a disease," said Kilbourne. "It has little to do with will power, as does any other disease." She also said, "There is no such thing as a typical alcoholic. Less than five percent are on Skid Row. An alcoholic is far more likely to be a man or woman over 30, with a family, home and job." "We don't know the causes. There is no common denominator. The only known relationship is that all alcoholics see alcohol as the most important thing in their lives," stated Kilbourne. Advertisers know this, and use it heavily throughout the ads. U 9 •OD $ Ken Meyer jlttieK2eira :::::::z::~;:^ews Editor PoSJf J? 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PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Karen Trandel Todd Herbst aJ°",T " T, °nd edit*d by students of UW-Parkside and they Thu SnZ TP°™.t °'T ed"0r•'0, P°'ICy and co°'*n'- P"M*bed ^ery R a n Z 9 ! ^ e * C e f " d u " " 9 b r ' ° k > ° " d b ° " d a y i Ranger ,s pri nted by the Rocine Journal Times. be addre"ed porkside Ranger, Universrtyof Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. standard s^zl I b\acceP,ed H typewritten, double spaced on ZntdwhaTJ ' ' t ud ^ >h°n 350 WOrds and mui> he RanaZd!ZrfZ 1^,? , ?° ° m" for Plication Thursday. lory content Contoi™9 false and defame• RANGER a Xgllight Show" drummpr 3 Thursday. April 19,1984 Shaughnessy to perform with Ensemble fh W Sh0W ia22 drunu"er Ed Shaughnessy, whose lively and extraordinarily precise percussive style has formed the rhythmic nucleUS the acclaimed Tonight Show Orchestra for 20 years will perform with the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. The ensemble is directed by Parkside music professor Tim Bell. Tickets are $3 for students and $5 for the general public and can be purchased at the campus Union Information Center. All seats are reserved. For more information, call 553-2345. Shaughnessy *s Parkside appearance is sponsored by the university's Fine Arts Division. Shaughnessy also will give a drum clinic the day of his performance with the ensemble. The clinic, free to persons who show their tickets to the evening performance, and $2 for others, will be at 3.30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Shaughnessy will demonstrate basic drum principles and techniques. Shaughnessy joined the Tonight Show Orchestra in 1964 and has CPD performed with it ever since. In 1975 he established his own 17- piece band, the Ed Shaughnessy Energy Force, with which he tours occasionally. A native of New Jersey, he is active as a drum clinician at universities and high schools throughout the U.S. and has composed a number of original pieces for jazz bands, including "Nigerian Walk" and "Blues Detambour." He has been featured on a number of albums, including "Rhapsody for Now," with Tonight Show orchestra director Doc Severinsen; "Afro American Sketches," with o'. Nelson; and "Broadway Basie's Way," with Count Basie. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble I has earned a reputation as consistently one of the finest young jazz ensembles in the Midwest. Parkside jazz ensembles have won "outstanding band" honors four times at the prestigious Midwest Jazz Festival at Elmhurst (111.) Colle ge, winning the latest honor at the festival's most recent competition last year. Two members of the current ensemble received individual awards for outstanding musicianship in the 1983 festival. Steve Jacob, of Kenosha, on saxophone, and Tim Fox, of Racine, on trumpet, were recognized as the Parkside Jazz Ensemble's outstanding musicians; and Fox was ranked second among outstanding musicians of the entire festival. Director Bell, who teaches woodwinds as Well as jazz at Parkside, earned bachelor's and master's degrees in music education from North Texas State University, where he was a member of the famed One O'Clock Lab Band for five years, including service as a graduate student director and lead alto saxophonist for two years. Bell performed with name bands and top entertainers including Tom Jones, Glenn Campbell, Jack Benny, Bobby Vinton, Rich Little and Burt Bacharach. Since coming to Parkside in 1975, he also has performed on saxophone with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, as well as with many classical ensembles in southeast Wisconsin. He frequently performs as a sideman in Chicago with the Ralph Berger orchestra for commercial and jazz engagements. * "**• i "Tonight Show" drummer Ed Shaughnessy will join the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I for a May 8 concert. Correction The Corporation for Professional Development was incorrectly identified in the Communication Colloquia story last week. Ranger regrets the error. Ranger needs writers Students tflearn by doing 99 by J ennie Tunldeicz News Editor "Learning by doing" is the philosophy maintained by the Corporation for Professional Development, an organization which is concerned with enhancing the learning experiences for themselves, other students and the community. The organization was formed in Spring 1983 under the auspices of the Communication Department students who "wanted to take the skills and competencies learned in the classroom and apply them to real life," said Traci Fordham, CPD Information Services Coordinator. CPD has sponsored many workshops and colloquia for students and plans more for the future. The group will host Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive Officer of Johnsonville Sausage, on April 25. The group also is in charge of Communication Internships, held a workshop at Capsule College and hosted Communication Major Alumni panel discussions and many other activities. Fordham said that CPD members are encouraged to "take their competencies and interests and expand on them by creating their own type of program or job." An example of this philosophy is the CPD Inreach/Outreach Program. Susan Moles', Inreach/Outreach Coordinator's, interests lie in public speaking. Her job is to bring people on the campus from the community to speak as well as take university people to speak in the community. "We plan these programs to help students learn...to help students 'shed their student skins.' In other words, we help them take the things that they have learned in the classroom and apply them to other things," said Fordham. One goal of CPD, according to Fordham, is to enhance the quality of student graduates. Membership in CPD helps these students gain experience in their area of interest. "We do many things students would be unable to do outside the classroom," she said. Preparing surveys, reports, proposals and brochures are some of the skills required by businesses which CPD members learn. "I feel that I am much more prepared to go out and do things in the business world now that I have been in the corporation," said Fordham. CPD is run primarily by communication students. Some of the more active members include Steve Schreiner, Chief Executive officer; Jeff McKelvie and Jane Proesel, internship program; Moles, Inreach/ Outreach Program; and Eric Elsmo, information services; and Fordham, Information Services and Inreach/Outreach Program. Fordham added about CPD, "What it is all about is to not just sit back and go through the grind, but to really get something out of the university and the classroom setting...going beyond being a student and being professional within the school setting." Students interested in obtaining more information about the Corporation for Professional Development can contact Prof. David Habbel, Comm Arts 224, ext. 2017, Schreiner or Fordham. Professional Resume Writing You've spen t thousa nds o f dollar s and years to g et yo ur d iploma. D o you wa nt a "q uickie" or quality rei sum e to reflect you and your investment? Save your valuable study time. Ca ll the professionals now. Anno Qontok 639-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (formor Parkald* atudanta) Reasonable rates. oooooooooood Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1984-85 academic year Requirement UJ^V-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per QuaHfication-^ous experience preferred, as is know,edge of UW-Parkside This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 27, 1984 Ranger is also looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Thursday, April 19,1984 ActorT former teacher RANGER * Brown enjoys Parkside's stage of life by Ric k Luehr -—-— * I want to be flexible enough not to be considered a 'black actor,' but just an actor." Julian Brown, actor and former teacher is completing his second year at Parkside. He is working on his second degree, his first being an education degree from UWM. He says that he is "over 25", single and has an 8 year old son who lives in Milwaukee. Brown says one reason he picked Parkside was its proximity to Milwaukee." Another factor that was very important was (Parkside drama professor) Lee Van Dyke." Lee sent me tickets to a show here. When I came down and talked to Lee, I was impressed by him. He sort of caught my ear and eye, and I thought that it would be a good experience to work with him." Brown has- been accepted in the graduate acting program at Temple University in Philadelphia, making this his last semester at Parkside. He has also been accepted at the Goodman Theatre in Chicago, Oklahoma State, and Michigan State. "But I've decided on Temple, so I'll be moving to Philadelphia for three years," he said. I don't know a I've been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." Julian Brown exactly what it's going to bring. I think they have a fairly interesting program. The people that I've met there from the program and talked to have all been fairly impressive." Another thing he likes about Temple is its nearness to New York City. It's about two hours from Philly to New York, so I'm close to the things that go on. They open many plays that eventually go to Broadway in Philadelphia and it's on the east coast. Brown lived on the west coast, in L A. for four years and said he didn't particularly like what's going on out there. "I much prefer what's going on out on the east coast. There's a sort of laid back approach to life on the west coast. I remember one day, I went to the barber and there was a sign in the window that said "Closed for the day, gone to the beach." I mean, I need a haircut, I've got a job interview, and this guy's gone to the beach. People in New York are more conscious of what they're doing." Brown feels ready for the change. "I think that the motivational forces that you get on the east coast are much sharper than you get on the west coast because people are up and aggressive and out there at six in the morning doing it, whereas people in L.A. are on the beach playing volleyball. It's a totally different lifestyle, and I'm ready for that." Of course, after college, Brown would like to work professionally as an actor. "An ideal situation for me would be to manage my own time, teach, and be able to work professionally. I wouldn't need to be working back to back all the time. If I could manage my money so that I could do YOUR As AND Bs COULD GET YOU INTO OLCS. Your Bachelor of Science (BS) or Bachelor of Arts (BA) degree could be your ticket into Army Officer Candidate School (OCS). Naturally, you have to pass mental and physical tests. Then complete basic training, and you're on your way to O.C.S. at Fort Benning, Georgia. Fourteen weeks later, you could be wearing second lieutenant's bars. It's not easy. But you'll come out tough. Sure in your ability to lead. You'll be in great shape. And you'll gain management skills civilian corporations look for. When you think about your future, O.C.S. seems like a great place to start. Look into it with your Army Recruiter. SSG Robert Centerbar 8600 Sheridan Road Kenosha 697-0520 ARMY BEALLYOUCANBE. Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Student, actor, former teacher Julian Brown one or two shows a year, and then have some time to spend writing, play my flute, and just live, spending lots of time with my son, it would be ideal. Of course, not in that order because my son is at the top of the list." Brown looks back on his two years at Parkside as being a basically positive time. " It will always be part of my life. There are a lot of people that IH meet again somewhere. The for- .mulation of fr iendships is not some- * thing that just flakes off. I guess I've learned that in the last couple of years, because there are people from this area that I'm going to stay in touch with, so that my phone bill keeps up it's $150 average. I think that I have made some real and true friends here, " he said. The time at Parkside has also been a great learning experience. "There's two ways of learning. You learn from what the instructor says, and you learn from the culture, so it's like subteaching. I remember when I first got to Parkside, walking down the hall and people saying 'hello". This was on the heels of coming for L.A. where people will walk aU over you. So I knew immediately that I was in a different environment, and I found a lot of things that were positive about that. There is a lot of sincerity in people. On the other hand, there's a lot of 'Peyton Place' type stuff going on. The small town, closed ipinded thinking. But, aU in all it's nice." Among his roles in Parkside plays are Petey in "The Birthday 5^-'' Panisse in "Ring Round The Moon", Private Meek in "Too True To Be Good," and his present role as La Fleche in "The Miser " I ve been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." One of the things that he has learned is that he enjoys studio theater. "You can hear people breathe, you can feel them in your space. Your concentration has to be right there because if it's not, you're going to trip over someone's feet and fall into the audience. I like that challenge." Another thing Brown enjoys is the summer productions at Parkside. "Last year's summer shows were the first time I had ever done summer stock. We, in essence, rehearse for two weeks and put on a play. It was so frightening to me only having two weeks to rehearse. But I'd like to get the chance to do it again. It gave me a great respect for the rehearsal process. An incident that occured during last summer's production showed the dedication to acting that Brown has. "This woman went through a stop sign and I was going about thirty miles per hour on my motorcycle. I slammed into the side of her car, flew over it, and flipped three times. They took me to the hospital in an ambulance. I got up out of the hospital and went to re hearsal. About midway through, however, my body said 'Don't you realize that you've been in a motorcycle accident', and I just sort of folded up." Brown said that if he could play any role, it would be "Othello." "Maybe it will have significance for me, I'm, not sure why, but it's something that kind of lays there more than anything else. I would like to be able to do the role differently than any of the other great actors who have played the role. I'm speaking of people like James Earl Jones, Anthony Hopkins and Paul , Continued on Page 12 RANGER 5 Thursday, April 19,1984 AT&T to headline annual Computer Fair \nd ??" de's s,udMl t he the mai "Computer Networking and Tel „ .. ecommunications" will be the theme of the eighth annual Computer Fair at Parkside, to be held from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, April 28, in Main Place of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center. The event, sponsored by Parkside's student chapter of the National Association of Computing Machinery, will feature demonstrations and presentations by four major corporations and 17 area vendors. Admission is $1 and entrance is through the Communication Arts Building on the southwest end of Club Events Dart Team Phi Gamma Nu The UWPDT is proud to announce Corporate Sponsorship T-shirt and Hat Day" On April 27, th e Dart Team Antagonism Committee will sponsor this event. To participate all you have to do is wear your favorite corporate T-shirt or hat or both. Any t ype of advertising will do including the likes of Miller, Pabst, Old Style, Peanut Butter or Twinkies (Nick's personal favorite). The Dart Team will not meet on Friday, April 20 in observance of Good Friday. Not to mention the fact that the campus will close at noon, thereby preventing us from using the Rec Center. Veterans' Club On Saturday, April 28 the Veterans' Hub will be going waterskiing at Brown's Lake. The trip is open to anyone brave enough to battle the cold water. Rich Welbon, President of the Vets Club, said that when he went to test the water temperature at Browns Lake, he stuck his hand in and pulled out an ice cube. All are welcome to attend whether you d ecide to try waterskiing or not. The Vets Club will provide the boat, the gas and two water skis. Beer and soda are to be provided by the guests themselves. This opening day event will begin at 1 p.m. If the activity is rained out it will be postponed until further notice. Psychology Club The Psychology Club will hold a meeting on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 311. Dr . David Beach will be discussing the Fall 1984 schedule. All interested students are encouraged to attend. Do you know where you're going to live after you graduate? If you don't, come and hear Shirley Schmerling as she speaks on "Housing after Graduation." Learn where to look and how much you can expect to spend. Everyone is welcome, so join us at 1 p.m. on Wednesday April 25 in Union 207. NUP Students for the National Unity Party will meet on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 165. BSO The Black Student Organization (BSO) will hold elec tions of officers for the 1984-85 academic year on Monday, April 23 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. Persons nominated for President include Dwight Mosby, Calvin Singleton and Ernestine Weisinger. Vice-President nominations include Greg Holcomb, Dwight Mosby and Derek Thurman. Nominated for Secretary are Danita Baker, Hope Bowden, Joyce House, Hope Jones and Karling Thurman. Those nomT nated for Treasurer include Greg Holcomb, Jill Killian and Derek Thurman. Activities Coordinator nominations include Danita Baker, Dwight Mosby, Napoleon Scarborough and Derek Thurman. Students running for the above positions will provide statements about their qualifications at Monday's meeting. All voting must be completed at the close of that meeting and no other votes will be accepted after that time. Election results will be published in the May 3 Ranger. WELCOME—\ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK •••**••••••**** SEAN PATTERSON •••*••••••***** His pitching against Illinois Chicago Circle was outstanding. Sean pitched 7 innings and won the game 7-4. He allowed only 5 hits. 4 nans. He had 5 strike outs and only one walk. the main academic complex. Parking will be availabl e in the Communication Arts lot. The AT&T Company will headline the fair with a display of its new line of powerful Unix-based terminals and heavy-duty line printers. The terminals will be displayed for the first time in the Midwest at the fair, said Karen Norwood, student coordinator of the event. In addition, AT&T will demonstrate its 3B2 computer model and will present a display titled,"The History of Telecommunications Museum." A keynote address on computer networking and telecommuications will be presented at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema Thea ter by Maureen McGraw, national networks marketing manager for communications products of Digital Equipment Corporation in Massachusetts. Other computer systems on display will include those produced by the Xerox, Sperry and Zenith corporations. Norwood pointed out that the event is an excellent oportunity for people considering purchasing a business or home computer to see and compare many of the computers on today's market. She said the fair this year is stressing computer systems suited to the needs of business, and encouraged area businessmen to "come to the fair." This is the first time four major corporations are participating in the fair, demonstrating the latest in hardware and software systems and packages," Norwood s aid. "It will be the biggest fair ever." Last year 1000 persons attended, she said. TO: FROM: SUBJECT: MEMORANDUM March 15, 1984 All UW-Parkside Employees and Students Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee Stuart L. Rubner, Chair Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel Maureen Budowle Richard Keehn Teoby Gomez Jeanne Buenker-Philllps Nominations for Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award .he award he/she will resignTrom 00—6 b6C°me 3 Ca"didate ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA be esPeci,al|y distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the Univer PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at Information kiosks in AlfoMhTr Mr RaCe 3nd at the Library/Learning Center C mulaWon Desk All of the information requested on the form must be supplied 2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence, etc., would be appropriate. 3. Deadline for nominations is Monday, April 30 1984 4 saaaKassrB* »»«> 5. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. —to IMLerTime Questions may be directed to the Chair, Stuart L. Rubner, ext. 2576. 6 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Seminar examines premenstrual syndrome Ranger photo by Todd Herbst Patricia Limburg, a counselor at Racine's Family Planning, Inc., spoke on premenstrual syndrome at last week's "Women's Studies" seminar. Library trivia winners The winners in the Library Trivia Quiz Contest are as follows: Lydia Morrow won a $5 gift certificate for the Union Sweet Shoppe (sponsored by the Parkside Union). Mark Rau won a pizza (sponsored by Food Service). Dean Hervat won a $3 gift certificate for the Campus book store (sponsored by the Parkside Campus Store). A pair of passes to the Union Cinema (sponsored by PAB) will be given to each winner. Prizes must be picked up from Donna Nicholson, L/LC by Friday, April 27. by Kari Dixon The annoying and sometimes debilitating problem of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) can be alleviated with vitamins and a proper diet and exercise routine, according to Patricia Limburg, counselor at Family Planning Inc., of Racine, who spoke at the Women's Studies seminar last Wednesday. According to Limburg, it is estimated that from five to forty percent of the female population suffers from PMS, but she believes the numbers are higher. PMS, by definition, is any symptom or complaint that is present before menstruation. To actually be PMS, the symptoms must be present sometime after ovulation and before or during the bleeding. PMS can be mild, moderate or severe. "The majority of the symptoms of PMS are associated with the fact that the body is retaining water," Limburg said. "Some women just refuse to leave the house during this time." The reason that PMS is surrounded by some controversy is because it is hard to determine scientifically. "There are no tests to diagnose PMS," Limburg continued. "Because it is women-related and women-reported, there has been some resistance from the medical community." The symptoms of PMS are varied. The more common include bloating, sore breasts, lower backache, nausea, food cravings, depression and lethargy. The more uncommon ones include sinus trouble, vision problems, fainting, panic attacks, Help Wanted NEED CASH? Earn $500+ each school year, 24 (flexible) hours per week placing and filling posters on campus. Serious workers only; we give recommendations. Call now for summer & next fall. 1-800-243- 6679. Services Offered TAKE THE train, Jane! East and Gulf Coasts — $175 max. roundtrip. West Coast - $225 max. Call John Cogan, Strand Travel, 632- 5456, MWF 3-5, Sat. 9-2. NEED HELP with your student loan? Serve part time and we will repay 15% of your loan each year. Find out if you qualify. Call Sgt. Winski, 697-6520. Army Reserve Be all you can be. MONEY FOR college. Earn $1200/year and $4000 education bonus for serving one weekend- /month and two weeks/year. To learn more, call Sgt. Winski, 697- 0520. Army Reserve. Be all you can be. TYPING AND word processing. Gateway Secretarial Service. 637- 1997. spontaneous bruising and joint and muscle pain. Because some of these symptoms can indicate other problems besides PMS, Limburg suggests that all suspected PMS sufferers have complete physicals to rule out other medical causes for the problems. PMS, according to Limburg, is often hereditary and can worsen or begin near menopause. The women who suffer from PMS tend also to have weight problems and usually cannot tolerate the birth control pill. "The usual medical treatment for PMS is a diuretic to relieve the bloating and a tranquilizer to relieve the tension," Limburg said. "This is really no good." Instead of the more traditional treatment, Limburg suggested a different route. The first step is keeping a PMS diary to see exactly what symptoms occur at exactly what time. The cause of PMS, Lim- Continued from Page 5 The Fourth Annual Parkside International Computer Problem- Solving Contest for elementary, junior and senior high school students will be held in conjunction with the fair. The local section of the contest will take place at Parkside, with other segments being held at schools and colleges around the Midwest. Hardware and software vendors participating in the fair include, For Sale 1977 YAMAHA XS 360. W indshield, rack and back rest. 11,000 mi. $600. PHone 694-3813. 1969 MGB with overdrive engine, good body. Best offer. 634-5597. Personals LORE: IT'S been one year. I love you — Gre g. LORIE: I love you — Y up. JULIE AND Dave, keep your clothes on off-campus. Friskie. FRISKIE: THAT'S not possible. Julie and Dave. J & D Hey love, I really missed you. Smoke a bomb? D.G. D.G. I came a long way, I quit smoking!! J&D. I DON'T care what anyone says, I like Parkside. Robibaby STUDS: DO the skeleton face til it scares me. Zemog. A.K.A. CUDDLE Bear, Creating Respiratory problems in elevators. SLY "AWESOME YY," Fan club information. Inquire at Union Square. JOEY: YOU dancing maniac — have your feet recovered yet? burg said, is due to a vitamin deficiency, and high doses of B6, potassium and magnesium are prescribed by Family Planning. A special low salt diet that also eliminates all caffiene (including chocolate, tea, coffee and Coke) and aerobic-like exercises at least three times a week are also recommended to help the body deal with the problems of water retention. One vitamin, called Optivite, has been a great help to some of the women, Limburg said. "PMS is still more like witchcraft than science," she said. "Women must rely on each other to read the symptomatology," she said. Perhaps the only good aspect of PMS is that it often results in an increased libido prior to menstruation. "Some women really love sex at that time of the month," she concluded. from Racine, Colortron Computers, Office Equipment Corp. (which will be presenting a display in conjunction with the Zenith Corp.), Radio Shack and Computer Sales, Inc.; from Kenosha, Duke's Electronic Service Ltd., Heinzen Computer Consultants Ltd. and Kane Associates; and from Milwaukee, Successful Software, Vision Computer Systems, Media Management and Magnetics, Soft House and North Shore Computers. REEN. SNUGGLE BUNNY - I long for your love. Fred. GEE WHIZZERS!!!! FRED: EAT Dung and live—Snugglebunny. HEY WHIT: I got a reprieve. No bars for this boy. K. GIRLS AT P.U. — I 'm not available any more. Baby Animal. GUYS AT P.U. I'm available. Baby Animal. BABY ANIMAL welcome aboard: the fellows pierced in the pink. FELLOWS IN pink. We want Baby Animal back, the girls. GIRLS AND fellows in pink, He's mine! Debbie. DEBBIE, I am yours. Baby Animal. DEBBIE AND Baby Animal live happily ever after. BLANCHE: WE'RE so clever! Stop telling me to not get out of my car!!! MOLLY: IF no one else wants to, I'll be chairman of the parade, but only if the Association allows that. They tend to send letters acknowledging how much people owe...how rude! PAT: GET THE LIGHTER RUG! THE DARK ONE IS TOO BUSY!!! University of Wisconsin-Parkside Fine Arts Division —• p resents — Ed §Eau^Eres§y of the Tonight Show with Jazz Ensemble I conducted by Tim Bell May 8, 1984 8:00 pm • Communication Arts Theatre Tickets: $5.00 General Admission • $3.00 Studsnts Classified ads Dckats AvatttMe: HM Art* D IVMM 553-2564 Units Is forasltes D esk 553-2345 • Ail SMU RM trwd Computer Fair I^^SCONSIN-PARKSIDfe^^'? ? *±/M I'KIMMS /\\/ \ M r jF^M? 4PRII 27 2S, 'H,4Y/l,5.vrSir.u.i ./444Y 3 at io v\t. ^ ^r.'. - MVIRSIIT OF THE MISER ft"* ? T u e i, ?°, ' KDen0Sha- Rebecca Julich, Racine, (both standing and John Muskuhn Racine rehearsed a scene from Moliere's class farce The Miser, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside dramati arts discipline s spring mam stage production to be performed on Fr days, April 27 and May 4, and Saturdays, April 28 and May 5. All pei formances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Plays at Parkside 4The Miser' arrives Moliere's classic comedic farce "The Miser," a play that reveals human vice and folly with irrepressible joy, is the Parkside dramatic arts discipline's Spring main stage production, directed by Prof. Lee Van Dyke. The play will be performed over two consecutive weekends, on Fridays April 27 and May 4, and on Saturdays April 28 and May 5. All performances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. "The Miser," a 17th century French play that sets the standards by which comedy and comic acting have ever since been judged, concerns Harpagon, the central character who is determined to spend as little money as possible. Harpagon takes to holding onto his money so obsessively that he becomes convinced that his servants are robbing him, and he buries his money in the garden rather than trust it to a bank. He doesn't approve of the money his son spends on clothing, and he wants to marry off his daughter to the first man who will have her without a dowry — n o matter how old he is. The miser's children meet and fall in love with people they intend to marry, but Harpagon announces his own wedding plans: he' will marry the girl with whom his son is in love, and his wealthy friend will marry his (Harpagon's) daughter. Van Dyke said the resolution of this situation is sure to inspire laughter in the audience. "In writing his plays, Moliere drew frequently upon the Italian form called 'Comedia deU'arte,' which is based on improvisation, stock characters and 'lazzi,' or small comedic pieces," Van Dyke said. "Modern equivalents of that style of comedy include the walk of Charlie Chaplin, the famous 'Who's on First' exchange between Abbott and Costello and the contemporary Second City troupe from Chicago." Van Dyke said Moliere's humor is universal and has endured for three centuries. "It's astonishing to find out how fresh Moliere's characters and situations are — and those characters and situations form the basis of Moliere's humor." Van Dyke called Moliere "one of the funniest people in history. Moliere was the Shakespeare of France, except that he concerned himself exclusively with comedy." Cast members of the play include Steve Orth, Scott Reichelsdorf, Mary Beth Kelleher and Andrew Brhel, Kenosha; Paula Boehler, John Muskulin, Rebecca Julich, Bill Serpe and James Walker, Ra- Continued on Page 10 "Beef" gives the beef on alcohol policies Astute readers will probably have noticed by now that the administration is debating on possible new alcohol policies in the Union. As this will likely affect nearly every student on campus, I decided to nip down to the administration offices and ask "Beef" O'Jooce, director of student responsibility, about the proposed changes. Responding to the charges that the new policies were 'assinine' and 'mindless,' O'Jooce quickly stood up to the administration's critics. "Basically, we wanted to cut down on under-age drinking without detering our older population from the occasional quick one with their friends. I believe we have reached a comfortable compromise." said Beef. "We had to focus on two main problems. The first was actually stopping minors from purchasing alcohol, and the second was to cut out the sharing of drinks by seniors." ' 'Our One-Beer-Per-Trip-To-Bar policy was a bit lax, so now all purchases of beer and wine must be accompanied by on-the-spot blood tests, urine analysis, presentation of birth certificates and passports plus retina scan and fingerprint matching. "As the whole process should take less than an hour, we feel it will be unlikely to dissuade our older drinkers," he quipped. Regarding the heinous crime of drink-sharing, "Beef" announced new administrative policies designed to combat this lethal wrongdoing. "Actually, we've been toying with the idea of lacing all drinks with small but lethal doses of cyanide," acknowledged O'Jooce, "which, believe you me, will cut down on this beer-sharing business something drastic." However, there were dissenters to this plan. "Yea, the chancellor wimped out again," said "Beef," with a trace of bitterness in his voice. "That pansy by John Kovalic Feature Editor was afraid of t he reaction from parents. What a wimp." The new policies are somewhat less drastic. "Anyway, we finally decided to cut down on the size of drinks again. After playing around with the idea of just pouring the drinks right down their yaps, we started thinking of reinstating the one-and two-ounce glasses. Eventually we cut that out. Too f—liberal, if you ask me." "The size of a large beer," he continued, the pitch of his voice reaching dangerous altitudes, "was finally decided to be no more than that of a fair-sized thimble." But that is just the beginning, he indicated. \ "At the moment, we're just putting the finishing touches on an amendment to really cut down on sharing. "All wine and beer glasses are to be encased in three tons of molten lead and concrete and buried in a secret location somewhere in the Rockies," he said, grinning broadly. "And if that doesn't work, we'll just shoot the bastards." * * * * * * * * * * What with the Democratic primaries well on the way, and what with a new government at the helm of Parkside's student body, I decided it was time to put my one political science class to good use. I therefore offer the following as a list of laws, by-laws and proprosals any aspiring political candidate would do well to include in future manifestos. Take heed, Gary Hart. These are the real new ideas. • Anyone caught saying "Where's the Beef?" should first be publicly flogged, to be followed by not less than a hail of small arms fire. • All cafeteria cheeseburgers should be labeled with the warning, 'Not to be taken internally.' • Public humiliation of person or persons found wearing 'I Love Michael Jackson' buttons, to be followed by a two-year term locked in a small box in Utah. • The force-feeding of male hormones to the afore-mentioned Jackson, with serious thoughts about the same for Boy George, Richard Simmons and the Smurfs. • Give accounting majors their own room in Molinaro Hall. Lock them in it. • Make it legal to beat person or persons sadistically about the head with a large blunt object upon the utterance, 'Have a Nice Day.' • Ban California. • Restrict the sales of coffee shoppe bagels as lethal weapons, especially when used in hand-tohand combat or ingested. • Immediate withdrawal of all US combat forces from Lebanon and Central America followed by the invasion of Akron, Ohio. • Record conversations between communications majors and play back recordings to same. Wait for resulting hemorrhaging. 8 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Student art Art show successes Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Students whose art is currently on exhibit include (left to right) Bill Grieder (Library Purchase Award), Frank Mandli (Award Recipient), Karen Cairo (Honorable Mention), Kenneth J. Kangas (Best of Show and Honorable Mention), Brian Passino (Award Recipient), Deb Rolling (President, Art Addicts), Karen Roszkowski and Bob Ludwig (Honorable Mentions). PLO se on campus A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impresive array of art forms including painting, sculpture, ceramics and mixed media is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 3. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. The juried exhibit includes 56 works selected from 141 entries by juror Joseph Wilfer, a widely recognized papermaker, typographist and graphic designer who is a visiting professor at UW-Madison. Wilfer selected the works on the basis of creativity, innovation and use of materials. The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by the Parkside Art Discipline in the Fine Arts Division, and includes three cash awards and four honorable mentions along with a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $40, was awarded to Kenneth J. Kangas, of Kenosha for his work titled "Sunday Night," a birch veneer woodcut depicting a cozy domestic scene featuring enormously dramatic contrasts between light and darkness, geometric and fluid shapes and horizontal and vertical lines. Kansas, 34, is a junior who works third shift at the Chicago & Northwestern Transportation Co. as a yard clerk and attends Parkside part-time during the day. He said "Sunday Night" is a depiction of his two children, Carey, 8, and Cassie, 6, on a typical Sunday night lying in front of the TV set in the living room. Kangas also won an honorable mention for his oil painting titled "Thirteenth Avenue," which shows a real-life two story structure at 13th Ave. and 52nd St. in Kenosha, the first floor of which is a tavern, with the second floor housing apartments. The work communications a sense of loneliness and isolation in the tradition of urban-based artists, Kangas said. In addition, Kangas had a third work accepted in the show. It is a warmly colored acrylic painting titled "Extirpator," which depicts, on a grand scale, ordinary objects including a mouse trap, button and cleaning brush in a cardboard box. Kangas, who was supervised in the creation of "Sunday Night" by Parkside art professor Douglas Devinny, slyly incorporates gently humorous touches in his work. "Sunday Night," a woodcut, includes a wood-carved dude in one corner "watching over the children." "Thirteenth Avenue" features a one-way sign pointing in the direction of the tavern entrance, and "Extirpator" depicts a "Never- Miss" brand mouse trap that has been sprung, and "guess what, there's no mouse," Kangas said. He said, "I was overwhelmed just to be accepted in the show. I'm really honored. I know there are a lot of extremely talented and hardworking art students being taught by high-quality art faculty at Parkside. This show really means something to me." A cash award of $25 went to second- place winner Brian Passino, of Kenosha, for his giant and flamboyantly fluid oil painting titled "Flight," which gives the viewer the impression of flying over a strange and fascinating yellow, green and red planet, approaching an unfolding horizon. A $15 c ash price went to Frank Mandli, of Racine, who took third place for his intriguing "Pig H," a ceramic, feminine-faced pig bedecked in sparkling necklaces and dangling from slings in mid-air. A lithograph by William Grieder, Racine, titled "Baby's Ride," which shows a bemused baby sitting in a baby carriage along with a huge dog won the $75 UW-Parkside Library Purchase Award. The work will be put on permanent display in the Library. Other honorable mentions were awarded to Robert Ludwig of Racine for a polyester resin piece titled "Struggle;" Karen Cairo of Kenosha for an acrylic and mixed media work called "Creation;" and Karen Roszkowski for a copper and wood piece titled "Musical Reflections." by Nick Thome The Parkside Liberation Organization (PLO) is the newest group to seek major organization status. The PLO was formed early this semester to further the rights and freedoms of concerned students who feel special interest groups and members of the administration are discouraging the "American way of life" as set forth by our forefathers. Recently I had the opportunity to interview the man in charge of the PLO at the regional headquarters. The following is a condensed version of the conversations we had. Q. Colonel Keck, why was the PLO formed? A. The members of the Parkside Liberation Organziation are disgusted by the hypocrisy of special interest groups such as Women Against Pornography. They complained bitterly last year when Parkside showed the soft porn movie "Emanuelle," but they didn't say one word during the Foreign Film Festival when an underaged male child was graphically sodomized to death. Q. What are the PLO's feelings about the Union's projected alcohol policies? A. We were shocked by the elimination of pitchers and carafes. Never before has there been a complaint about the 17 year old students who came into the Union. We feel the Alcohol Awareness Committee is a bunch of namby-pamby, undersexed eunuchs with nothing better to do with their lives than to make other people unhappy. Q. By what means do you maintain your organization? A. We have sufficient funding from the private sector, in addition to the support from students, who feel as we do. We have the proper equipment and training to counteract the tainted menace that has been overshadowing the real pursuit of happiness at Parkside. Q. If there was one change you could make tomorrow here at Parkside, what would it be? A. We would terminate the Corporate Sponsorship Committee. The PLO was appalled at the elimination of corporate sponsored events such as Old Style night and Miller night. These events were immensely popular with the students since their beginning when the university first opened its doors. For some reason unknown to the average adult, the corporate sponsorship committee and the alcohol awareness committee have deemed college students incapable of deciding how much alcohol they should consume on any given occasion. Maybe they believe that we are not the future of this beloved country, but potential criminals who upon touching our lips to a cup of beer succumb to ancient animal desires and immediately rape and pillage the surrounding community leaving nothing that even remotely resembles human life forms in our wake. Were these people playground directors in another life who feel compelled to treat us as if we are mindless, whimpering brats? What was the Alcohol Awareness Committee? Why did they disband, leaving their totalitarian measures intact? Do they fear social retribution to such an extent that they would depart before an outraged student body could physically state its objection? We think so. Q. Colonel Keck, what is the American way of life? A. The American way of life is a feeling of self expression. The United States is the only country that believes in the individual, yet we are being subverted by outside factions that want to incorporate us into a homogeneous pool of garbage. I and my group aren't going to let that happen here. We will prevail. Kenosha Savings and Loan in your choice of TWO great accounts! 5935 7tti Ave—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side—4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 KENOSHA SAVINGS RANGER Ask Dr. Bill 9 Thursday, April 19,1984 'Twinkie" girl gripes Depaarr DDrr.. BBiillll,. t j to the doctor I have a boyfriend who thinks that taking a girl on a date means accompanying me to the nearest snack-bar and treating me to a Twinkie. He also thinks it is real cute when he and his friends cut the cup out of his mother's bra and wear it as a yarmulke to the mall. He offered to drive me to school once and made me ride on the handlebars of his Big Wheel. Do you think that a college girl might be too mature for a fifth-grader? Am I expecting too much? Signed. Unsure Dear Unsure, Your boyfriend sounds like he is kicking up his heels a little too much. My three years of fifth grade never found me pulling stunts like that. Give him hormone shots. Dear Dr. Bill, I have been afraid to write you because I have a feeling you've been written to a lot and I was afraid I might suffer by comparison. I'm from Chicago, but I'm stuck in a small town with a bunch of degenerate freaks. My best friend is a wimp who doesn't know his left from his right and my girl friend is a minister's daughter who freely admits that she's not a virgin. They don't even allow music or dancing here! What can I do? Signed, Screwloose Dear Screwloose, Well I think that you should quit Chamber music A free public recital of ten chamber compositions written by Parkside music major Michael E. Edgerton will be performed at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 27, in Communication Arts Room D-118. The works, which will include three compositions for flute, voice and guitar and three pieces for a mixed woodwind and string quintet, will be performed by about a dozen Parkside music students in various ensembles. Edgerton, a senior, will perform as a vocalist in the recital. A n ative of S turtevant, Edgerton has studied composition with Parkside music professor August Wegner for the last two years, and has sung in chamber groups under Parkside music professors Frank Mueller and William Weinert. In addition, he has studied under a number of area voice instructors, including Mary Christensen, Carol Irwin and Martha Dodds, and he has performed with the Renaissance Trio, an area vocal chamber group. After graduating from Parkside this spring, Edgerton plans to continue his music education by enrolling in a graduate school of music, where he will study composition. f°un(Jry to P^ue a baUet ca- [m ii't mean you should dress up like a woman and audition for a soap op...•&!»..don't let people know that you are a mermaid! Dear Dr. Bill, We would like to lodge a complaint pertaining to one of your associate writers for this juvenile (yet credible) publication. Carl Cher- Wildlife cAAj£>rpq-pE ts The MotXrC OF Of?l6-!KJA£.rTY iuggmoitY. nouski, the Polish obtuse columnist, contributes his meaningless, vulgar and obtrusive abominations to this paper. He continually takes an article soaring to the heights of utter subliminity, to just let it come crashing to earth with a drab climax. He is an author with the vocabulary of Dr. Seuss, the depth of a Marvel Comics author and the style of a Harlequin romance writer. We would appreciate your held in our crusade by speaking with your editor about his dismissal! Sincerely, Michael Jackson The Smurfs Preppies Boy George and Snoopy Dear All of the Above, Your complaint is well founded. One has to be peruse one of Chernouski's poems to realize that you are correct. However, we on the Ranger staff like to have Carl around because he makes everyone else look so much better. Dea Docto Bil: D yo hav an advic fo someon who canno manag to finis anythin h start? I'v ha this proble fo year an year, and i i really gettin ou o han, s I'l b waitin o pin an needle fo you repl i th. Signe Dear , I'm glad that this issue has finally surfaced in this column. by John Kovalic TEMoos (}hX> srtfeNooos f&horftlPS rffOD fouxs... ^~\f t He ciosr fyso p(?flcncr fop tfoo^s OM ENP 5 rtvipur AS A PffEPl^ATlOKJ . 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GO GET IT, OR HAVE IT BROUGHT HERE. \ CONVINCED THEM THAT I COULD GET My SECRETARY TO DELIVER THE PELICAN. KATHY HAD NO EXTENSION PHONE; I GLANCED AT MY WATCH AS I FORMULATED AN IDEA- r PUT THELMA ON FOR ME, WILL YOU? NEXT WEfcfc TIME WILLTEU.! A Week at pg».ir 0 Once O^Lb/Ce-r/ JEJ jaL LsayV Did that register? He's got by BBiillll SSttooiuugraaaarrrdi c . . . C-? Good-day, happy Easter, and welcome to another action-packed WEEK AT THE PARK!!! Ru more intelligent people out there have probably realized, this weekend is, as it were, a holiday weekend. So, there isn't anything happening out there, which leaves us with... Monday, April 23, "Kennedy's Personal Life: Does It Really Matter? ' by Prof. Tom Reeves at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. This program is tree and open to the public. Tuesday, 24th, Yes! Registration nath begun for continuing students Business mistakes explained Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive officer of Johnsonville Sausage, will make a presentation entitled, "Confessions of a Bungler: Mistakes I Made and What I Learned From Them," on Thursday, April 26 at 5 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Topics under discussion will include leaders and managers, are they different?; various ways of looking at organizations; what to look for in organizations when you graduate; and many other subjects concerning leadership, business and communication. Stayer is being sponsored by the Communication Inreach/Outreach Program which operates under the auspices of the Corporation for Professional Development. Stayer is a member of the Professional Associates Program of the Parkside Communication Department. His last visit to Parkside was PJJ1 of a highly successful series of Modules with Professional Communicators" that took place in the spring semester 1983. for fall semester in Main Place. For you students who have questionable grades this semester and don't luiow if it is worth the effort to register if you're going to get kicked out of school anyway, the movie classic "Casablanca" will be shown at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs for 102 minutes. Admission is free, sponsored by PAB. A basic course on investment strategies starts at 7 p.m in Molinaro 107 by Beth Janicek of Shearson American Express. Call 553-2047 for reservations. Wednesday, 25th, Registration for fall semester continues in Main Place for continuing students. So i i for all of you freshmen with names beginning with the letters W, X, Y or Z, get your little selves 'down there or you won't get the Music Appreciation class you wanted A seminar entitled "Sex Roles in Grandparenting," by Prof. Jeanne Thomas will be held at noon in Union 106 (busy room!). The program is free and open to the public. For the majority of you grandparents who already have your sex roles in order, the PAB Coffeehouse is featuring Michael Gulezian from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. All are welcome; admission is free, and of course this gala event is sponsored by those real fun guvs down at PAB. us covert The Miser" opens cine; and Julian Brown and John Weatherall, Jr., Milwaukee. Linda Springer, Kenosha, is serving the production as assistant to the director and stage manager. Set designer for the production is Skelly Warren, and costume designer is Judith Tucker Snider, both Parkside dramatic arts professors. John Schoenoff, Parkside's technical theater manager, is lighting director. Major drama critics have praised the enduring quality of Moliere's The Miser." Clive Barnes of the New York Times wrote, "Only the French can write this kind of play, and even they have lost the knack." Douglas Watt, writing for the New York Daily News, said, " 'The Miser' ranks high in Moliere's canon... it is practically foolproof...and in it we relish the dramatist's cool appreciation of the foibles of men." Advance tickets are $2.50 for senior citizens, students and staff; $3.50 for the general public. Tickets at the door are $3 and $4. Tickets can be obtained at the campus Union Information Center, 553-2345 or at the Fine Arts Division Office. 553-2581. A special matinee performance for high school students and senior citizens will be at 10 a.m. on Thursday, May 3. The general public is also invited. For more information contact Judith Tucker Snider at 553-2702 or 553-2568. Happy Easter from the Ranger staff The Parkside Union EASTER WEEKEND HOURS Building and all its services closed ss of noon Good Friday. Good Friday food service WLLC coffee shop only! by Dick Oberbruner In an effort to avoid nationwide criticism, President Reagan is reportedly giving covert aid to struggling American farmers. He has authorized the U.S. Agriculture Department to launch a secret relief fund for eight Midwestern states: Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota. Hundreds of small farms are selling out due to financial difficulties. The plowing of f ields will be performed by migrant workers, equipped with farm implements supplied by the U.S. Army. "The spring plowing will be completed," one agriculture official declared. "Chalk up another win for Washington." Evidence for the need of help is obvious - a $215 billion farm debt, high corn prices raising feed costs and devaluating land worth. All this is taken in stride as Reagan promises "ongoing resolution of the current recession," and the "slow, but eventual, buildup of agricultural production." "I will continue to monitor America's small farmer as he pulls up his own bootstraps," he said in his weekly radio address. Meanwhile, under his breath, Reagan has bypassed congressional spending authority and approved emergency agricultural aid to Mid- America. Some 15,000 UW-funded migrants are being used to pressure small acreage farmers into agricultural gains. '"Die migrants represent an incentive for small farmers to move in a direction of belief in the system, despite drawbacks in the past," said another official. Small farms are becoming victims of large-scale business farms that receive direct aid from an otherwise trickle-down president. With more money in the hands of these business farmers, the small farm is, realistically, losing ground. They will soon become self-sustaining enterprises, a reversion to pre- Industrial Revolution days. "America's breadbasket is bottoming out," says Sen. Douglas Furr (D-m.). "Under the Reagan administration, farm production has suffered from a great deal of neglect. As a result, this entire country will have to diet for the next ten years to maintain its current surplus." In response to the accusation that farmers are not receiving enough aid, President Reagan said: "•••This is preposterous. Farmers are the backbone of our nation, next to the armed forces. The federal government spent record amounts to protect farm incomes in 1983. The downfall of the American farmer has not resulted from any oversight of this administration " Meanwhile, $348 million is being pumped into these eight states. Two-thirds of it goes to dairy farmers, one-third to grain farmers. The president has once again failed to keep a covert operation covert. As you may know, U. S. military intervention in Central America has been horrificaUy concealed — li ke Minnesota Fats hiding behind the eight ball. Agriculture representatives are in each of the depressed states, as well, working with thousands of farmers. They are advising them how to spend federal money efficiently, to ensure maximum output and future stability. In Kansas, official reports show wheat farmers improving their predicament through the purchase of used machinery and the painting of barns. U S. reconnaissance flights surveyed farm fields in Nebraska and South Dakota and report soil conditions to be "considerably damaged by years of overuse and unpredictable weather patterns." It goes on to say only larger farms, with 200 o r more acres of grain or pastureland, will undoubtedly survive in the long run. Since 1970, farmers were thought to be in good stead. But the farm debt has nearly quadrupled from $62 billion (of that year) to the current $215 billion. No wonder you can't buy a box of cereal for less than a dollar. Grain farmers are less worried about making good, more worried about making even. In fine political double-talk. President Reagan confirmed his be^ lief in the American farmer: "Mid- America has become the stage for bold attempts by farmers to unite and solve their own economic problems. They are the best judges of their own woes. "Smal l farmers i n eight states...are being threatened by economic nonexistence. Let it be known that this administration recognizes this fact, and will be watching with anxious eyes as the rise of the American farmer results in the only, and proper, outcome." Nonetheless, Americans have to eat, and boy, will we pay for it. Food prices will be high this summer; restaurants will be hurting for business. If a dangerously cold winter isn't enough to ruin life support systems, we have to suffer from neglect. Wait until Congress gets back from recess and hears about this! RANGEK Softball 11 Thursday, April 19.1984 Women have five _ •car" ™i„fortheseore game winning Annthor J . ers SnH phonn/^l _ n by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor During the past week the women's softball team played five games and won all of them. The team was ranked 12th in the nation last week, tied with Oklahoma Baptist. The first double-header last Wednesday, April 11, was against UWGreen Bay, which is in its first year as a university team. They do, however, have strong fastpitch leagues there over the summer. The first game was a no-score for Green Bay. Parkside won 6-0. In the first inning the women scored 2 runs. The second score came when Pam Young hit the ball into center field and Jackie Rittmer ran in for the score. Another good inning for the women was the fifth. Karl Porter S,ed « * «y ball to center field; on the next pitch she stole donhiJraUrt Laurenzi bunted and to for Z bUnt 3nd Po rter ran [IV f or the score. The next play Laurenzi stole third, Renee Spear was walked; and Lauren?, sneaky move, scored th™? Eay threat™-dt0 ™re ,n the next inning with a triple. There were already two outs and the next batter up was out at first. Michelle Martino pitched very ^Lyvnnnn "J?o natsh Cs tSelpXpthe din innin. 6' and then rr«?g, that contributed to S Was incons»stent pitching. They walked many players and changed pitchers often. The next game Green Bay came d more t'Eht. However, the Parkside women beat them 3-2. "n"0aCh ^inda ^raft commented, Both of those games were well played. It was nice to beat Green Bay because they are District competition. We now feel a lot more confident about playing them." During the weekend the women played in the St. Francis tournament. The competition was arranged in pool play. There were four teams in a pool and they played against each other. First they played Loras University and won 2-1. Then they played Lewis and beat them 5-0. They went into extra innings against Illinois Central. The game went eight innings and Parkside won 3-2. Parkside was champion of their pool. Tennis Still fighting Men's baseball Weather setbacks by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The men's baseball team has begun their season despite set backs d ue to weather. Last Friday they played against Carthage and beat them 7-6 before they were rained out. They played 5 V2 innings before the rain started. Duane McLean had a big day against them and had the game winning RBI. Another good performance against Carthage was by Dan Elverman, who pitched a winning game. Tuesday against Lewis the men lost a double header, 4-1 and 4-2. Two good pitching performances came from Tim Sorenson and Sean Patterson. Offensively there were a few problems. "We didn't have real good hitting that game. Even though that wasn't good, we should have won. We had a lot of errors," commented Captain Dave Schwartz. The following Monday, the team played a double header against Chicago Circle. They won the first game 7-4. The game was played at Carthage because the home field was too wet. The big inning for Parkside was the bottom of the anH uJ men were down by one and they came back with four runs to win the game 7-4. Sean Patterson did an outstanding job pitching. He allowed only 5 hits and 4 runs; he struck out five and only walked one. Tom Weipert had the last game-winning RBI. The second game against Chicago ended m a tie. The score was 5-5 and the game went into eight innings when it got too dark to finish the game. Highlights of the second game were two hits by John Hyatt and two by Scott Brzenk. Scott Brooks also had a triple. Beating Chicago Circle was satisfying after being beaten by Lewis Chicago is an NCAA Div. I team. "We were really happy to beat them, because after losing to Lewis we were pretty down. We were hoping to split the games. We know we can play against them," Schwartz said. Their next games against Aurora College and MSOE were cancelled due to rain. Coach Ken Oberbruner commented, "This is nothing new. In all the years I've coached, we've had about six to 16 games cancelled in one season." The weather still hasn't let up and it looks like there will be a few more rain outs before the season is over. by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor On a sunny, windy day last Tuesday, the men's tennis team played outdoors against UW-Oshkosh and lost 0-9. Some fight came from Brian Langenbach, who competed against Andy Phillip. The ending scores were 6-2 and 6-3. The doubles team Carson-Birch was defeated in the first set 6-1, but came back to try to win the second and lost 64. Oshkosh is nationally ranked; last year they played in the NAIA and NCAA national tournament. They are second in the state only to UW-Madison. Coach Richard Frecka said, "We had some good matches, but Oshkosh has the experience and the quality. It really shows they are nationally ranked." The men had better luck during their last two meets. They didn't win, but they did put some scores on the board. Against Carthage the score was 3-6. Brian Langenbach was able to defeat Steve Rose 64, I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40,000 in 1984! ) Based on my earnings so far at S15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over , $4 0,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler in the ( G raphic Arts Industry'. I love my job and now I w ant to tell others how to teach themselves as I did . If you've thought about the grapic »• arts but weren't sure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, the best and most comprehensive book I know of if you re searching for one of the numerous challenging, creative, wellpaying career opportunities in graphic communications. 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On Thursday against Moraine Valley, they lost 2-7. Moraine is another experienced team. Everyone from last season has returned, and they've added two new players. The winners in this meet were: Walley against Dave Munoz 7-5, 6-0; and Walley and Roszkowski in doubles 64, 2-6, 64. Coach Frecka added, "They are all trying hard and they are coming along fine." For a taste that's out of this world. Heileman's Special Export Pick some up soon. "On Tap at Union Square" streak Sunday's playoffs were rained out. The team was going to play against St. Francis. "We were anxious to play against St. Francis. They are always good competition. In other games we played very well and had good tough competition. All of the games were close," said Draft. The women's record so far this season is 16-8. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices ~ Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearment Leaves Starllte Mints Carmel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs ~ Carmel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix © Caribbean Delicacy ~ Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole WEEK OF APRIL 23 SPECIAL YOGURT COVERED PEANUTS 'OWM«Ui G0UMM' ID W W '»* • ttMOW S*o0rams 1 1 Stwn Crown ysfmrmtrroffm imii ••• 7r Seagram a 7 -—TTS, , X.*«- »" I^P^Sevengets thing* stirring. ^' JhursdayjApr i ] 19,1984 Bike race Prepare for Loop 500 The fourth annual "Loop 500" bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will be held on April 25 this year. The race consists of two laps around the inner loop road — eac h participant (of a team of four) riding halfway around the loop road. Julian Brown Continued from Page 4 Robeson. Each one of them brought a different sort of life to the part, and I want to find a way to breathe some new life into the part." Julian expresses some concern over the lack of black people involved in the theater department. "There has not been the opportu- - nity to do some things that I would like to have done. I think part of the problem would have been solved if there had been more black actors here. Not necessarily actors, but theater people period." Brown does not see that being one of the only black actors at Parkside has been very limiting to him. "On the one hand, I've been conscious of that the two years I've been here, but on the other side of the coin, what I have dealt with has been a full experience. And I have never been really confronted with the situation where someone has said to me, 'You can't play this part because you're black.' And I don't think that would ever happen, but then again, to a a large degree, people don't say 'You can't cross this line because you're black', because you can't do that. You work with what you have. If you have a department that is 99% white people and 1% black people, you have to deal with something that's going to arouse interest in most of that 99%, so I have, on occasion felt like that was the case. I know that I wouldn't want to be in this situation again. It's not based on the people I've been with, it's just based on the situation." Brown's love of acting stems from his love of performing in general, ever since he was a child. "I was one of those kids who played the broomstick in the basement." This developed into a love of music and involvement in several bands. But he decided that music wasn't the way for him, and came to the realization that acting was the route he should take. "The immediate gratification satisfies me. And I need that. I'm hooked on the applause. I can't do anything else. I like being creative. I work harder at this than I've worked at most things in my life. I love what I'm doing. I'm sort of used to being broke, so it's not like I'm looking to make lots of money, but I'm looking for some gratification. I like being around intelligent people, I like being creative. I don't know, maybe there's a creative bubble in my body." The bike race is open to all Parkside students and faculty. The entry fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt for each team member. Each team must consist of two males and two females. Limited room means that we can only accept the first ten teams that sign up and pay their entry fees. Look for a registration table in the Molinaro concourse this week and next week. Prizes for the winners will be announced. Last year's was a big success and a great time so don't miss out on the fun! © 1984 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO. N Y. N.Y A MERICAN WHISKEY-A B LEND 80 PROOf SEVEN UP" AND "7 UP" ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE SEVEN UP COMPANY Seagrams Lasi year s Loop Race in progress. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 27, April 19, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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