1 10 13 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/6388d1dac82db705cec82affd6ccdbed.pdf ec3710098ed37302db51925b7d1b99e5 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Faculty/Administration argue harassment policy Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document p UN_IVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE Facult ar ue / Administration arassment Parkside wears white • pO ICy shared governance, will you seek Faculty Senate endorsement of the Sexual Harassment Policy and Procedures?" Smith stated that she could not comment on the extent to which senate recommendations had been considered because she was not serving as Parkside's Chancellor when the Policy was accepted The concern that Snyder had with the sexual harassment Tabitha Brown Staff Writer In a Faculty Senate meeting on November 1, 1994, Aaron Snyder, Professor of Philosophy at the University ofWisconsin- Parkside, raised concerns about the complexity of the current policy which deals with sexual harassment and consensual relationships. The specific question Snyder directed to the Chancellor was, "As a proponent of Eleanor Smith policy was the fact that it deals with the notion of consensual relationships. It is his belief that the two are As a result ofthis year's first snowfall Tues. Dec. 6, a snow emergency was declared, the Library closed early, and third shift custodians were called in early to work. According to campus police, no accidents were reported in their jurisdiction. However, Sgt. Leuenberger's squad became stuck five Tom Knitter or six times. Tom Knitter, the university safety coordinator reminder students that they "need to slow down and adjust speed for this time of year. They need to make sure to have at least half a tank of gas they worm clothing leave house with a shovel and sand or salt. blanket flares good mechanical condition winterized properly. Mandatory recycling ·i~i~aJ~ssrll,eh~i:',R9n~p:·41,' Student-teacher evaluations Yourright to know? by Anna Bosco Staff Writer This semester faculty have been struggling to develop a better system for students to fairly evaluate teachers. Evaluations are looked at when a teacher is up for a raise, promotion, or tenure. The Attorney General has ruled that it is legal for students to have access to teacher evaluations. Lisa Kornetsky has been dealing with this issue since the beginning. The committee she helped put together is called The Student Course Information Pilot Project. This pilot project will be tested in four departments at the end ofthe semester. When asked what these four departments will do, Kornetsky said, "Each department will hand out EffectiveJanuary 1, 1995, the State of Wisconsin will ban the burial of recyclable materials in landfills. The Wisconsin Recycling Law requires all individuals and institutions in the state of Wisconsin to recycle. It provides a prioritized list of waste management options. Recycling is the third option, behind reducing and reusing. UW-Parkside is attempting to comply with the state law as follows. Presently there are 24 recycling stations in the public areas around campus. Each station consists of three bins: one for paper, one for commingled material (glass, plastic, and metal), and one for waste. Each recycling bin is labeled to show its purpose. Phase 2 will include the installation of additional units, including refurbished trash receptacles. In addition, university offices provide containers to collect their recyclables.said to Mary Ruetz, Program Assistant to Business Services. Lisa Kornetsky questions that have been devised by the committee, .EV~S, bpntinUecj. p; 2. I I \Race relations: Has the media brainwashed you yet? Women's center holding a holiday drive relations among people of color." "My discussion today will look at how national news magazines characterize race relations between blacks, Asian-Americans and Hispanics," Thornton said. When researching using articles published between 1980 and 1992, Thornton and his colleagues found 51 articles from 18 magazines dealing with race relations and the media. Only three of those dealt with race relations specifically. The remainder, he states, had, "ideas and discussions that are embedded in larger discussions." Thornton stated that there is, "an underlying set of agendas that the media was playing with in terms of how they present race relations generally." In support of this, he states, "what the press ignored in LA was that Racejcontinued on·p. 2. Previous studies had been limited to calculating the number of minorities in mass media organizations or Pamela Bradshaw Staff Writer MichaelThornton,an associate professor from UW- Madison, spoke at Parkside about his research into how national news magazines portray race relationships among minorities. The December 1st lecture was , sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs with funding from the Wisconsin Humanities Council. In his presentation, Thornton theorizes that "we primarily get our understanding about race and race relations from the mass medias." However, when searching for evidence he states that he discovered, "there are no studies looking at how mass media influences the nature of our understanding of race relations. In other words, how groups of people get along together." There will be a Tree of Hope displayed in the alcove next to the Women's Center Dec. 5 through finals. The tree is to remind us of the meaning ofthe holiday season, and we hope that everyone will take a few moments out of their busy schedules to remember the less fortunate by bringing in non-perishable food items. Proceeds will be donated to the Shalom Center, the battered women/children's shelter in Racine. The Paper Chain Project is designed to raise money for both donees. For 25 cents, you can put your own holiday wishes on a link in the chain. We are hoping to create a chain that will go far in decking our Parkside halls on Tuesday, Dec. 13. Links may be purchased at the Women's Center or at the Bake Sale Dec. 8. The Tree of Hope will be raffled off on Dec. 13. The lucky ticket can be bought at the Women's Center. Michael Thornton looking at what stereotypes a single minority group presented on television. This prompted Thornton and his colleagues to begin their own study of race relations. Thornton states that the research he discussed in his lecture, "is part of a larger project ...1ooking at how mass media characterizes race Tuition raffle Tickets are now on sale at the PSGA for the tuition raffie. Grand prize will be a free semester's tuition. Second prize will be $250 in books at Follett's bookstore. Third prize will be $150 from Follett's. For more information please contact PSGA. Tickets cost $2, and can be purchased by contacting any PSGA senator. Good luck! 2 Harassment, continued from p. 1 they feel that they must. He added that it ought to be done without the faculty senate endorsement. Snyder will try to get his concerns dealt with in a meeting in early spring where he will make a motion to reconsider the view of consensual relations. Chancellor Eleanor Smith declined further comment stating that "the faculty senate meeting, is the faculty senate meeting" and the administration is a separate entity. found the ambiguity troubling. In the absence of the chair, Stephen Stephens, the chair of the Physical Education department said that he wasn't able to give an answer about the specific language but believed it to be derivative of language worked out on other campuses. Because of the confusion which lies in the language, Snyder said that "we shouldn't endorse a policy that we don't understand." He had no problem of having the policy put into effect if Sexual Harassment Committee which asked, "Pursuant to providing 'clear direction ... about professional risks associated with [such] relations', will you clarify 2c in the Statement on Consensual Relationships?" The statement that he is concerned with reads, "the individual in power in the relationship will bear the burden of responsibility." His problem with this phrase was that what "burden of responsibility" meant. He administration. This case stresses the importance of seeking the advice offaculty in decisions made by the administration of a university. Essentially, Snyder sees it as problematic that the faculty wasn't consulted when the decision to accept the policy was made. He states "the administration doesn't run the university in all aspects, [the] faculty has a lot to do with it." In addition, Snyder directed a question to the chair of the 1 separate issues and should be treated as such. If there needs to be any connection between the two issues, Snyder says that there should be a "minimal connection between them." Another problem that Snyder sees associated with the sexual harassment policy is that it was never endorsed by the faculty senate, yet it is on the books and presumably enacted. This raised the issue of Spoto, a suit filed by the faculty senate of UW- Platteville against the Evals, continued from p. 1 often judge their teachers on whether they liked them or not. They could judge their style of teaching. When asked how she treats her surveys, Davis replied that if a student does make a valid and helpful suggestion she would consider a change. She is also encouraged by good comments. Davis feels a little uncomfortable with the idea of these surveys being published. She believes the publishing the information would be acceptable if it was printed in a discreet, non-threatening way. She was concerned, though, with how much information would be revealed. have two sources of feedback that will let them know where they stand with students. Jessica Davis, a German instructor at UW- Parkside, has been teaching for six years. Davis is in favor of students evaluating their teachers because "Students do have a right to express their opinion and have a chance to give the teachers feedback on their performance throughout the semester." She feels that students should try to be fair when making these evaluations. The only problem with evaluations, according to Davis, is that students and these questions will ask, among other things, about teaching style and questions ifthe objectives ofthe teacher were clear." Eventually the results and a syllabus ofthe class will be made available in the library. These results will probably not be available until next year. "Students are qualified to evaluate certain aspects, but they are not best qualified to evaluate other things such as the content of the material," said Kornetsky. With the questions prepared by the Student Course Information Pilot Project, teachers will soon Race, continued from p. 1 contexts. Why isn't it important to these magazines that over the last twenty, thirty years that where all these racial minorities are living jobs have left? You leave behind unemployed, very frustrated people." Thornton's lecture was the second lecture of a series this semester founded by the Wisconsin Humanities council. There will be two more lectures in the spring semester discussing race related issues. that the use of Hispanic and Asian- American followed similar patters with, "apparently no important distinction between these groups." Thornton feels that there are a number of important things that the magazines did not discuss regarding face relations. He states, "there's no discussion about economics, there's no discussion [or] very little discussion about racism, there's very little discussion about any of the wider thing while most of the press discussed black and Asian-American relations. Thornton continued by looking at what groups the media described as being involved in racial conflicts. He found mention of blacks, Hispanics and Asian-Americans. He states that, " what the media did, they homogenized each one of those groups." Thornton found the term black interchanged for Haitian, West Indian, African and Latin. He said Hispanics played a very important role in terms of what happened. One example ofthis is that most of the people arrested in LA were Hispanic. Why didn't the press make a big deal of that? They ignored it completely. They were aware of it," Also in support of the underlying agenda, Thornton states that, "not all [news magazines] depicted race relations in the same sort of way." Thornton observed that TIME depicted the LA riots as a black-white UW-Parkside Police Incident Report (12:12 prn) - UPPS officer contacted by Kenosha Sheriff Dept. regarding the possibility of a Parkside student missing. Incorrect information - student not missing. Report submitted. offense). Citation issued and report submitted. Student's parked vehicle rolled from its slot aod struck parked vehicle of another student. No apparent damage evident. Report submitted. 11128/94 Inc 94-667 Traffic Violation (8:10 pm) - Outer LoopiCth. G. UPPS officer observed subject exceed posted speed limit. A citation was issued and report submitted. 11125/94 Inc 94-664 Traffic Accident (3 pm) Housing Parking Lot - Student driving through housing parking lot struck the rear of a vehicle driven by another student. Accident report prepared. 11130/94 Inc 94-673 Harassment (12:33 pm) - Union info desk. Student reported verbal harassment by another student. Report submitted. 11129/94 Inc 94-671 Suspicious Person (10:10 am) - Phy Ed. Bldg, Men's locker room. Staff reported suspicious male hanging around the locker room watching users. At approximately 5:43 pm the subject returned to Phy Ed and was reported to UPPS. Officer responded, identified and warned subject. Report submitted. 12/1194 Inc 94-677 Recovered Stolen Property (2:05 pm) - UW- Parkside staff member reported that a student sold a used text book to the Bookstore that had been reported stolen. Report submitted. 11128/94 Inc 94-668 Traffic Violation (8:34 pm) - Outer LoopiCth. G. UPPS officer observed subject exceed posted speed limit. A citation was issued aod report submitted. 11126194 Inc 94-665 Curfew Violations (1:33 am) Housing Parking Lot - Five(5) juvenile subjects were issued citations for curfew violations by Kenosha Sheriff Dept. officers. Subject observed acting suspiciously in Housing lot by UPPS officers. Report submitted. 11130/94 Inc 94-674 Traffic Accident (5:77 pm) - Wood Rd/Outer Loop. Two vehicles operated by students struck each other while entering Outer Loop from Wood Rd. Report submitted. \I I 11129/94 Inc 94-669 Traffic Violation (3:23 am) - Hwy ElHwy 31. UPPS officer saw subject driving erratically and weaving. Subject was stopped at which time D.O.T. indicated subject's license was suspended. Citation issued, report submitted. 12/1194 Inc 94-678 Personal Property Theft (3:08 pm) - C/Arts Parking Lot. A UW-Parkside staff member reported that unknown perscnta) removed parking permit without permission. Report submitted. 11130/94 Inc 94-675 Traffic Violation (7:34 pm) - Wood RdfHwy E. UPPS officer observed vehicle exceed posted speed. Citation issued and report submitted. 11130/94 Inc 94-672 Traffic Violation (6:2<l pm) - Hwy ElHwy JR. UPPS officer observed subject fail to stop for stop sign. Subject was stopped aod D.O.T. check revealed subject operating on a revoked license (2nd 11128/94 Inc 94-666 Personal Property Theft (10: 14 am) - Student reported an unknown person entered his unlocked vehicle parked in Union Lot aod removed parking permit without permission. Report submitted. 11129/94 Inc 94-670 Traffic Accident (9:39 am) - Tallent Lot. 12/1194 Inc 94-676 Agency Assist ;:;:,,~--,_ .. - Editor-In-Chief Nick Zahn Managing Editor Jim Hendrickson Business Mgr Erin Meranda Asst. Business Mgr Wendy Ann Priske Production Advisor R. George Wiggins News Editor Karen Diehl Sports Editor Scott Fragale Asst. Sports Editor ,..AI Heppner Entertainment Editor Chris Sandstrom Photo Editor Mike Paupore Calendar Editor Amy Tucker Copy Editors Tabitha Brown ........................................................... Amy Fiebig .................................................... Jennifer Randle Columnists Barb Churchill, C.J. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student Research Highlighted Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ~!~~~ent ~,~search Highlighted This idea is the had attended, all disciplines were faculty may be unaware of what's going on Thirteen of UW-Parkside's twenty-six brainchild of Dale represented. "I never attended anything like in other departments. Undeclared students departments w~ll. ~e represented at the Wheeler. UW- that before," said Wheeler. "I thought it was can look through the presentations to sec Creative Acuvrues and Research Parkside chemis- neat, and why shouldn't we have one here? what majors Lheyare interested in pursuing. Recognition Day. Parkside's Chorale and try professor and It would be a great opportunity. "We need to get the word out," said JazzEnsemble will perform their repertoire. coordinator of the Undergraduates put a lot of work into their Wheeler. "We have every right to be proud T h e C o m p u ter Science Department wI'11 fai W projects, and it's better to get recognition of this.... Parkside tries to set itself apart, to arr. heeler got offerinteractive workstations. Art students the idea from a campus-wide than from just two or three say, 'We're more research oriented .... will have a slide show of their work, And similar conference professors, It's good to be recognized by Following the fair, the presenters can . . your peers:' compare notes at a short reception with y e t there is more! You can get free held last year I' n In addition to recognition, the fair will Chancellor Smith. s u m m aries of all forty presentations at the Michig a II d n ca e also highlight research from the entire fair. which will be held in Main Place the Natio I C f f U . . na onerence 0 ndergraduate campus since Friday, Apn121, from 1-4 pm. The event IS Research. Unlike previous conferences he students and Mind the Ps and Qs byBrianMatsen have to pay extra for the semester break if we're In a current Quality University Environment going to stay here," read the statement in the QUE (QUE) Gram, several suggestions to make the Gram, "I believe that since we the students that stay University serve its population, and responses to on campus, shouldn't have to pay for the time that we these suggestions were made. These interest stay on campus. After all, the basketball teams [do students, faculty, and the outside community of not] have to pay," Parkside alike. DeAnn Possehl, the Director of Residential Life, Pedestrian access was promoted by a student who said that there is going to be "no charge" for these I said that "the south part of the campus, now adjacent students, The student must show proof of registration toall sorts of housing, would be the most obvious at the 4C building. placeto start." This individual wants pedestrian An issue brought up by another student concerned accessto the campus because it would help students the Phy Ed building, "I would like to know why the I overcome difficulties and dangers that they may face swimming pool has been open fewer hours in late fall during the winter when they try to gain access to the and early winter than it was in early fall." This person campus. was upset at the pool hour's lack of flexibility and Thisindividual was upset that Willj~ W, Streeter, lack of «good" timing. "This seems especially strange Vice Chancellor of Administration and Fiscal Affairs, since in November and December it is much more hadnotgot back to him/her when he/she said, "I hope difficult to get outside for exercise." that the lack of response to date means that this In a phone conversation with Linda Draft, the proposal is being given serious consideration," but a Director of Athletics, she explained that the response was soon given. "Your proposal [had been], swimming pool had been open less hours than at the indeed, given serious consideration," Streeter beginning of the semester, due to a mid-term budget responded, then unfortunately continued by writing, analysis, In other words, "We looked at payroll," she I "a sidewalk project as you suggest would be very said and "it was ahead of schedule." More hours were costlyespecially in an environment of budget cuts." booked for 1 ife guards - "Far and above in past Inaddition, he noted that only a small handful of years." In a response in the QUE Gram, she wrote I students had raised a related concern. But fortunately, that "Lifeguard expense was running ahead of budget herequested QUE readers, who would use a sidewalk and if we did not cut back hours we would either run onthesouth part of the campus, to please notify him into deficit at the end of the fiscal year or have to I in writing, close the pool entirely during the part of spring Another suggestion was for students that stay on semester." She did not want this to happen and a campus, intending to go to summer school, etc., deficit was unacceptable, so hours were cut - hours . dUring itssemester breaks, should not have to pay for that were mostly used. The current hours are M: 11-4, rOOm andboard, "I mean it is ironic that we pay all of 5-6; T: 5:30pm-8; W: I 1-4; 10: 11-3,5-6:30; F: 11-4; thismoney for room and board, then find out that we S: noon-3:30; and Su: 4:30-7. UW-Parkside announces budget reduction planning efforts I FUJ1her cuts in the UW System's 1995-97 budget order to help balance the state's budget. , willseriously affect the delivery of affordable and "If we are forced to make even deeper cuts, we WIll '1 quality education at the University of Wisconsin- be faced with decreases In ,~t~de.~ su~~o~~~ervlce: Parkside, Chancellor Eleanor Smith said Thursday. and instructional programs, mi sh al , .e m~s uw P 1 afeguard our commitments to t IS region y ~ arkside is currently working on. wa~s 0 S ,. . universit education at an , reducethe campus budget for the next bienruurn. providing qua,~Ity Y Campus Planning, for reductions was prompted by the affordable Pfllc.e. . plans are reconsidering faculty ltate bud b'II' d b G Tommy Among pre munary : 10 ~et I Introduce y ov.. hin load, reorganizing the academic, schools, I In~mpson In February, calling for reducnons of the teac g r stipends for student advising and U'fI( Syste b d decreasmg surnme II m~ ~ get. , ' f It nve rn ance , and reducing the campus P TheprelImInary effort is part of a parllclpatory zorkf y g Other recommendations include utilizing rocess >l S ith 'd "F I ff and students wor oree. , h ' mil sal. acu ty, sta I' d ta bases to eliminate purchasing expensive avehad th . t possible on- me a fed. e opporturu ty to sugges . 1 . shifting some staff to IO-month contracts c UCtlOns and to respond to ideas from others,. ~s a ~ourn~ s~f 12 and funding some staff positions from aJnpus, we are working diligently to make declsJOns instea that v,-'ll . ,. and program revenues. . It I least affect our academic mISSIOn Th ' itial budget reduction planning process Udent" emil Th' ' , ' ' be an in December when Smith requested that a C IS week the legislature's budget-WrItIng JOint d g d 'sory committee consisting of faculty, staff Omm' . . of the bu get a VI , . . I g Ittee On Finance started its conslderatlOn d d nts representatives prepare milIa oVer ' J ph an stu e . I.e nor s budget. According .to State Sen. ose d tI'ons In February. the committee ea R ,'tt e recommen a ' ~e~' -Waupaca, co-chainnan of the comml e, ' BUDGET page 2 W System may have to absorb more cuts In see ' UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE April 20. 1995 Commencement ceremony The commencement ceremony for current graduates will be held on May 14, 1995 at 2 pm. in the Physical Education Building, Potential May graduates are currently being certified by the Student records office and those graduates will soon receive a mailing with information and instructions regarding the ceremony. Officials expect about 325 students will be eligible for May graduation. Because of the limited capacity of the Physical Education Building, graduates are being asked to limit the number of guests. Graduates who were eligible but unable to participate in the December commencement may lake part in the May commencement. Caps and gowns for graduates will be available in the Campus Bookstore. A variety of sizes will be available so pre-ordering and fitting are not required. Graduation announcements are also available in the Campus Bookstore, The deadline for notifying the Chancellor's Office that a May graduate plans to take part in the commencement exercises is April 26, 1995. For more information on eligibility for May graduation, students should contact the Student Records Office. 595-2284, For general information about commencement, students should contact the Chancellor's Office, 595-2368. Union TYME machine returns After a three-month absence, an Elmwood, the teller will accept automated teller machine has been withdrawals only. Once the new reinstalled in the Union's north 400-bed residence hall is built, a lobby, just outside Union Square. new tell er will be added that The original equipment was accepts deposits and other removed by its bank owner at the transactions . end of a five-year agreement. The Among the cards accepted at the bank had claimed a lack of ATM station: TYME, HONOR, transactions at the machine. Shazam, Magic Line, Master Card, Under the new five-year Fastbank, Express Teller, Instant agreement with the Bank of Cash, Pulse and Cirrus. Lowerdrinking age likely. to the Editor page 3 page 4 page 6 Past president of NIH to speak at UW- Parkside on April 28 Budget, continued from page 1 submitted their reduction suggestions to Smith and UW-Parkside senior ~ administrators. Subsequent recommendations made by senior administrators will be reviewed and discussed by governance groups during follow-up meetings this month. "None of these recommendations will be final until we know for Sure what is contained in the state budget," Smith said. "Because we don't expect to know what the final cuts will look like until after commencement, we wanted to begin the discussion while students and most faculty were still on campus." The university budget is part of the state budget expected to be approved by the legislature by June. boards of numerous scientific journals. The WallenIModine Lecture Series is funded by the Wallen Endowment Fund and the Modine Manufacturing Endowed Lecture Fund. For more information, call Eugene Goodman, UW-Parkside professor of biological sciences at (414) 595-2327. inclusion of women in clinical studies. Previously women were not included in testing groups. She also established a major intramural laboratory for human genetics at NIH and oversaw the elevation of nursing to an Institute for Nursing Research. Healy has been active in several Federal advisory groups. including the White House Science Council and chair of the Advisory Panel for New Developments in Biotechnology of the Office of Technology Assessment of the U.S. Congress, and a member of the NASA Life Sciences Strategic Planning Study Committee. A native of New York City. Healy is a graduate of Vassar College and Harvard Medical School. She completed postgraduate training in internal medicine and cardiology at The Johns Hopkins School of Medicine. She has written extensively in the areas of cardiovascular research and medicine, health and science policy and has served on the editorial Dr. Bernadine P. Healy, immediate- past director of the National Institutes of Health (NlH) will speak at the 8th Annual Veronica Wallen/Modine Manufacturing Lecture at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Friday, April 28. The free lecture, "Medical Research and its Impact on Health Care," will be held at 2pm in Molinaro 104. Healy, recognized for her work and advocacy of women's health issues, focuses on how medical research is brought into the health care delivery system and ultimately benefits individuals. She is currently senior policy advisor at the Page Center at The Cleveland Clinic Foundation. Healy was first appoi med by President Bush to head the NIH in 1991. As past director, she launched the NIH Women's Health Initiative, a $625 million effort [0 study the causes, prevention and cures of diseases that affect women. She spearheaded efforts that require the Seeking an MBA? Come to UW-P open house May 3 Volunteer Opportunities I :OO-4:00pm on Saturday, April 22. Help celebrate the 25th anniversary of Earth Day by doing something for the environment. Sign up today in the Volunteer Office. ALL SAINTS HOSPICE SCHEDULES r TRAINING. Racine residents interested in working with the terminally ill please respond. Training is set for Saturdays, June 3rd- 9-4, 10th 9-4 & 17th- 9-11. Lunch provided. Mature. responsible students are encouraged to sign up in the Volunteer Office. LITTLE LEAGUE FOR CHILDREN WITH DISA8ILlTIES. Volunteer as a buddy, coach or umpire on Saturdays from IO:OOarn- 12:30pm beginning May 20th through August 12th at the c.Y.c. Field in Kenosha. There are no strike outs, outs at first base and no score .., Just fun! Sign up in the Volunteer Office. EARTH DA Y OPPORTUNITIES. Help clean up North Beach in Racine from 8:30-11 :30 or Chi waukee Prairie in Kenosha from Career and business opportunities for individuals interested in a master's degree in business administration (MBA) will be discussed during an open house at 'tp.rn. Wednesday, May 3. in Room l04-106 of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Union. The university's MBA program will be discussed and individuals will hear how professionals can complete an MBA program in as little as three years. Information and applications for the Graduate Management Admission Test (GMAT) will also be available. Admission requirements, prerequisites, curriculum overview, the evening class schedule and changes in the GMAT. will be discussed by Joanne Canyon-Holler, director of MRA ad mis sion s lJW-P husi nes s faculty also will be available to provide an overview of courses offered. In addition, several graduates of UW-Parkside's MBA program will be available to discuss the impact MBA's had on their career advancement and development. For more information on the MBA open house, call the School of Business at (414) 595-2046 between 8a.m. and 4:30pm, Monday through Friday. Volunteer of the week of the children is what I enjoy most. Even the teachers are impressed with the 55 foot whale." Eeva Bums, supervisor of the whale team and UW-Parkside student, commented on Donna's dedication to the whale project. "We wouldn't do the whale without her. She is always there when I need her. Donna is someone who is dependable, assertive and especially dedicated." Thanks Donna for using your teaching skills in providing an exciting hands-on activity for Kenosha and Donna Poulsen Racine children. Beva and Donna are scheduled to visit ten elementary schools between May 15th and June 6th. New volunteers are welcome to help at one, six or all ten schools. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. Next week is National Volunteer Week! David Iorio Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" for their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared within the community and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer i; Donna Poulsen. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside is deeply saddened by the passing away of one of the 1994 Graduates and a friend of many here at the uni versity, David Iorio. David died as a result of a life-long battle with Muscular Dystrophy. We send our condolences to the family and friends. . David went beyond what Wany others, given the same Clrpilmstances would ever have attempted, and made an impossible dream 'become rea1ity. Those of us who knew David will always remember not only his':lpendly smile an,d.9uret manner' but also h,js getenniuati9nto w~rk to.wards his go~\ desplfe the. pi:edict~ grim. futtire. fJe,;)Vas I! \,!odel~~.~ coqtlljle not onlY for th.ose Of1.IS with disablJities l;>Ut also fOI anyone, who.cfiuds themselves faced with what appears to be unsunnoun~blt. dis'ctiUragement and hONl1essness. ......, ..... " c· . We'll miSS you" 'd, 'But we:ll never ou'ilud yollt !il ...>"._, ' <..,,~,. ·'v .' - 'M ·,;:0~i·"··· :,i\·· \hef~po~sibll>!lre . Donna Poulsen is a senior majoring in Math working for a teaching certificate for grades 1-9. After student teaching in the fall, she will graduate in December with hopes for a junior high school teaching position in the Northern Illinois area. As an officer of the Student WEA Organization, Donna became a regular participant as a whale education specialist beginning last summer. "Being a part of the school presentations has taught me how prepared I have to be when anticipating questions the children will ask." said Donna. "Watching the faces UW - Parkside Police Incident Report was issued on 3125/95. Violation - Visitor was cited for expired regulation and no driver's license, Building 5 & 6, (I :53 a.rn.) - A student called UPPS stating that his brother had been shuck with a closed fist in his left eye by an unknown male. Report submitted. 4/13/95 Inc 95-250 Traffic Violation/Other, Outer Loop & Cth G, (5:53 pm) - UPPS officer observed driving vehicle with expired registration. Citation issued. the balcony. 4/13/95 Inc 95-248 Traffic Violation, Hwy G at Hwy A, (7:25 am)- UPPS officer observed vehicle with no plates. investigation revealed subject not wearing seat bell. Citation issued. permit for motorcycles. Citation was issued. 4/11/95 Inc 95-243 Medical Assist - Student was having breathing problems. Subject was taken to the hospital via ambulance. 4/15/95 Inc 95-256 Suspicious Circumstances - UPPS officer noticed a vehicle on the cross country course. Investigation revealed open intoxicants in the vehicle. Driver was cited for operating while license suspended, for non- 4/15/95 Inc 95-255 registration of vehicle Traffic Violation - and displaying Citation issued after 20 unauthorized plates. Both days passed for the driver and the passenger 4/14/95 Inc 95-251 4/14/95 Inc 95-253 traffic warning notice for a were cited for open Simple Battery. Housing defective headlamp which intoxicants. 4/12/95 Inc 95-246 Criminal Damage to State Property, D-I C/ A Women's Restroom (5;08 pm) - Staff member found a metal barrette stuck in light switch. Physical Plant notified and report submitted. 4/15/95 Inc 95-254 Traffic Violation - Visitor was stopped for failure to display license plates. Verbal wammg given as driver had necessary paperwork. 4/11/95 Inc 95-244 Traffic Violation - Student was stopped for expired vehicle registration. Citation was issued. 4/13/95 Inc 95-251 Traffic Violation/Other, Outer Loop & Crh G, (6:08 pm) - UPPS officer observed a subject driving vehicle with expired registration. Citation was issued. 4/14/95 Inc 95-252 Simple Battery - A UW-P visitor was battered at housing by 2 unknown males as the visitor was walking to the parking lot. Medical attention required. Case pending. 4/13/95 Inc 95-249 Recovered Property, CA 235 (9:41 am) - A staff member contacted UPPS and informed them that a leather jacket was left. Item turned over to UPPS. Report submitted. 4/12195 Inc 95-247 Alcohol Violation ~Four housing students were cited for underage drinking. Complaint was for someone urinating off 4/11/95 Inc 95-245 Traffic Violation - Student was stopped at housing for violating restrictions of the learners When many letters express similar viewpoints, a representative sample may be published. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL DI39C) before noon on Monday. Leiters must be typed and double- spaced, must contain no misleading or libelous content, and must include the author's name and phone number. Leiters which fail to comply will be returned to the author. The Ranger News reserves the right to editleners. 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Questions concerning specific article should be directed to the appropriate section editor. Letters to the Editor must follow guidelines outlined In the Editorial section. The Ranger News is published by students of the University of wlsconstn-Parkstde who are solely responsible for the editorial polley and content contained herein. 3 I Observations Oems Not Dead Yet OMSA Under Fire by Cheryl Murphy Guest Editorial successfully. Historically, this office has provided disadvantaged and minority students with expert advising and programming aimed at multicultural awareness which enhances general education and informs. Student Life does this as well, but OMSA concentrates its focus on those students it serves. The staff is, and has been. a well informed, accessible group of professionals devoted to the success and retention of students, challenging them to excellence. OMSA is needed at UW-Parksidc. Its budget is justified based on need. It has recently brought together several major status student organizations and clubs, advising and housing them. As a direct result, the groups have formed a cohesive base which provides an open forum for interaction between them and the university at all levels. This is expressed in a collective sense of identity and a new level of comfort. This sense of comfort has often been lacking in this university. It may well be the only consistent internal balance available to multiculLural groups of students attempting to function effectively in an often hostile environment. Any attempt at reorganization should consciously strive to maintain this. incorporating student input, while continuing to provide students with qualified, experienced advisors. such as Larry Turner and Nydia Adames-Petry. It is my understanding that the budget cuts will come out of funding accounts #102 and #402. I would challenge any package of CUIS aimed mainly at the lower 50% of the university employment hierarchy. I believe there is a need for a multicuhural center on this campus. Strategies such as expert advising, physical space, accessibility, available staff, etc ...• are extremely important to the continued success of this program. This may be a budget issue, but I would suggest that it is much more than that. If we adopt a wait and see attitude at this point, we lose, again. If you wear the green and blue ribbons representing student power and unity, be prepared. There may be more to do in support of those engaged in this bau!e. This university is a cohesive entity; what impacts adversely on a portion of the population ultimately effects the whole. According to Booker T. Washington, "You can't hold a man (group) down without staying down there with him." C. 1. Nelson Congressmen Shifting parties actually First let's establish (he fact that the happens the above scenario will not Democratic party is a~out to expire. apply). Consider that in 1965 the Republicans A switch of 3 seats in either chamber were considered dead, and again in would give the Democrats control of one 1975. The Democrats were supposed to house of the Wisconsin legislature. be on their last legs in the eighties. For the above to happen the Three years ago the Republicans were Democrats must jget off their haunches again supposed to need life support and stand for something. I hear over and when George Bush blew a 91 % approval over again on radio, in the paper and on rating and lost his presidency. C·SPAN that no one knows what the I have the following numbers for Democrats now stand for. Just being Democrats to consider, 7%, 16% and 15. against Newt and calling all things These numbers explain why the Republican mean spirited and extremist Democratic party can have hope. Bill will not be enough. Clinton received 43% of the vote in The public actually did the Democrats 1992. If he can pick up 7% more of the a favor by weeding out the dead wood. electorate he can win outright regardless The removal of Jack Brooks, Dan of any third party candidates. Clinton Rostenkowski, Tom Foley and other has hovered with an approval rating of fossils from another era allow the around 43%-45%. If the Republicans Democrats the luxury of rebuilding nominate a very conservative candidate (actually it's a necessity). If the (as is increasingly likely) 10 oppose Democrats come up with new Clinton in 96, then Clinton has an approaches to deal with the Nation's ills excellent chance of picking up his then election success will follow. missing 7%. One idea is in the area of Affirmative In 1992 voter turnout has been pegged . Action. Recent polls indicate wide at between 53% and 55%. The turnout public support of Affirmative Action for the recent off year election has been type remedies if they are based more on estimated at between 35% and 38%. economic basis and less on gender, or The difference is approximately 16%. It racial requirements. Changing to an is highly likely that a percentage of economic focus would allow the voters above 50% will vote in '96. Can Democrats to stand for something. -Tbe anyone truly argue that an additional Democrats may do well to acknowledge 16% turnout in '94 would not have had a that an ec-onomic class system has in fact Barb Churchill major impact on the results? I would bet developed in the country. The Dems Ranger columnist serious currency that the Democrats could stand for people wanting to This week, I am again going to focus on the drinking age. would not have taken such a beating had improve their economic lot in life, According to the Sunday, April 16th issue of the Racine the turnout been at '92 levels. Spending on education (be careful there Journal Times. it is now considered "very likely" that the If the Democratic party picks up are other education issues that if not drinking age will be lowered again to 19. Republicans are now fifteen seats in the House of handled properly could hurt them) and in charge of both the state and federal legislatures, making it Representatives in '96 they'll regain support of a minimum wage increase are easier under the present political circumstances to get a new control. This is not at all out of the good issues on which a platform can be drinking age passed in Wisconsin. The issue is "underfunded realm of possibility. What we would constructed. mandates vs. civil rights." Maybe both can be reconciled. with have (and what I am increasingly The Democrats have one big Achilles the present political office bearers. "Underfunded mandates" are mandates from the federal coming to believe will happen) is a heel and that is character and leadership. House with an almost even split between Next week, let's all meet here and government that aren't fully (01': sometimes at all) covered by federal funds. These mandates include Clean-Air regulations. the parties (note: if the rumor of a discuss a lack of leadership. massive shift of southern Democratic Clean Water regulations, and of course the federally mandated '~':'::'''::::';:'-::~::::;:::::':'::''':;::~;:;~':'::'~:-.---"'''i_.'i"1r.;----, 2l-year old drinking age for highway money. These e t t e r s t o t h e E d ltor "mandates"arenolongerval;d,asofFebruary.1995,whenthe Congress passed a law prohibiting them. That makes tbe passage of the 19-year old drinking age that much closer to reality. Every year since 1985, the Wisconsin Legislature has proposed a bill lowering the drinking age to 19. This is partly because of our independent heritage. We in Wisconsin really abhor governmental interference in our lives, and we want them to JUST BUTf OUT OF OUR SOCIAL LIVES! This, combined with a predominantly Republican legislature, will grant passage of the under-21 year old drinking age law. Under the guise of budget reduction proposals, internal, hidden agendas may be, once again, rearing their ugly heads at UW -Parks ide. The Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA), formerly CECA, is in jeopardy, again. A Budget and Review committee proposal dated 2/28/95 stated that some of the office's functions may be duplicated in other areas. i.e. the advising and pre- college programs. In the past, programs and/or personnel that are not popular at Parks ide, were subjected to a systematic dispersal of personnel, functions, and ultimately, purpose. OMSA/CECA was reviewed about three years ago. the review committee was emphatic in backing a program that provides support for groups of students that may not have an effective, in-place support system available to them outside of that setting. Of course, if you remove an employee's' or program's function, reassigning it to other areas. it will then appear to be less than effective. On the other hand, if you 3110w programs and personnel to perform their duties as described in their mission statements and job descriptions, they may well be able to perform One Liberal1s Opinion Besides, the Democrats have nothing against this law in principle either, so they should have no reason to vote against it Also, we have a pretty strong Tavern League, and they want the under-twenty one year old business. (Right now, it is currently illegal for anyone under 21 to step foot in the bar...even to play pool or darts without drinking one drop of alcohol. Where is the logic in that?) A5> for the maturity issue, does it really make sense for there to be one standard for one set of people and one for another? I've met some pretty mature 18 year olds, who are supporting their whole families. I've also met some immature ones, but there are immature people in any crowd. Age is fundamentally irrelevant Experience is what really matters. The most irresponsible person I've recently met is a 76-year old man, who was buying alcohol to get drunker than he already was. (l refused to let him buy. If they are too drunk, you can refuse them, no matter what the age.) Then he got into his car, and hit a light pole at my place of employment. (That just goes to prove that this guy was already too drunk to have any more liquor.) Now, legally, this guy was allowed to drink. But, why should he have been? He obviously didn't have any common sense, or he never would have been so drunk as to hit a light pole. The moral of the story is: Urge your reps to pass this bill quickly when it is submitted. (And keep "Grandpa" off the street if he's been drinking.) To thew Editor, Since becoming the Director of University Police in August 1994, "Parking" and the decisions of the "Parking appeals committee" has caused more complaints and criticism than any other issue I have encountered. It is my intent to describe the l function, purpose and the limitations of the "Parking appeals committee", for r those interested members of the university community who desire clarification. Historically, the committee is appointed by the chancellor and consists of six voting members, two faculty, two students and two staff. The director of University Police serves in an ex-officio, relative to parking. Appointments to the committee are made May for one year and no one from University Police Department shall be appointed to this " committee as a voting member. The chairperson shall be appointed by the chancellor from the members of the committee. f Functions, Powers and procedures: I~ The committee will hear and act upon appeals of parking tickets issued by the University Police. The decision of the appeal committee is final. The decision shall be based solely on written appeals and evidence with no provision for oral presentations by the appellant. The decision shall be based on a majority Vote of the committee members. A committee member may not participate in the deliberations or voting on any appeal he/she may have before the committee. The parking appeals Committee shall report to (he chancellor at least once a year. If, after two weeks of written solicitations of nominations, no nominations are forthcoming, the chancellor shall appoint the necessary representatives. Any changes to the existing system ITIUSt be presented to the "Health, safety and environmental committee" for approval/denial and implementation! deletion. The "Parking Appeals Committee" meets as needed throughout the semester 10 consider appeals. The committee normally schedules a meeting when we have approximately one hundred (100) "Appeals" to review. This is done in an effort to limit meeting times, and accommodate committee members having other responsibilities and obligations. Either myself or Sergeant Leuenberger along with Mrs. Norma Rukavina, Program Assistant three, complete the "Parking Appeals Committee." My job is to read each appeal in it's entirety, without revealing the identity of the appellant to the other members of the Committee. 1 am also available to answer any questions as it relates to the rules and or regulations on parking. Mrs. Rukavina is present strictly to record the results of the committee's findings. After reading the "Appeal", and answering any questions, the committee votes, with the majority ruling. Rukavina, mails out correspondence to the appellants informing tbem of the results. Based on the number of complaints received, I would like to create a "Focus Group", composed of faculty, staff, students and interested community individuals from Kenosha and Racine. The purpose of this "Focus Group" would be to find ways to make visiting the University, a positive experience, which would include a critical examination of the current parking policies in effect on campus and the recourse available (0 individuals who feel they have been erroneously ticketed, towed, warned or treated. In the very near future, I will be contacting individuals who have expressed an interest in possibly modifying the Parking, Ticketing and Towing procedures now in place at the university. To the editor of The Ranger News: occurs when we listen to and talk with those who are different than us, or who disagree with us. The intended effect of the individual(s) censorship of the GLO posters was to limit participation in the Out and About Week activities-therefore limiting learning opportunities for the entire campus community. The lack of acceptance or tolerance demonstrated by the individual(s) who destroyed the GLO posters has no place at a University, and is in direct violation of University policies. If anyone has information about the individuals who destroyed the posters, please contact the Dean of Students Office, Union 209. Ms. [Barb] Churchill raises a valid point when stating that many miscategorized bands are not actually "alternative." In my opinion, she has overzealously crowned herself "Alternative Music Guru." (Any Guru would know that Stone Temple Pilots are actually from California and NOT Seattle.) "Alternative" indicates a deviation from the mainstream. How can Alice in Chains be "alternative" when anyone can sample their music when renting a Matt Dillon flick from any local video store? This fact proves that what was once "alternative" is now mainstream. In your cross country search for an "alternative" scene, you failed to recognize the variety of music forty short miles north of here. If you are looking for bands that deviate from the nann, Citizen King, The Pacers, and Sometimes Sweet Susan have three distinct sounds that I would begrudgingly label as "alternative" simply because it has become such a garbage can term into which all different types of music is thrown. Ms. [Barb] Churchill's discontent feeds into the negative stereotypes of our generation. A majority of people our age do not feel trapped in "Generation X," and are not searching for answers in the lyrics of songs by the Offspring. "Gen X"is another label with a litany of catch phrases created by those who do not understand and therefore cannot control our generation. It is almost impossible for one person to be an authority on a subject that encompasses such diversity. Sincerely, B.H. Smith To Members of the UW-Parkside Community: .On Saturday, April 15, six members of the Gay and Lesbian Organization (GLO) spent over five hours making and hanging banners for Out and About Week activities. On Sunday, the banners had all been defaced and/or removed and discarded. As stated in the Chancellor's Commitment to Diversity document, "The University of Wisconsin-Parks ide must create a teaching and learning environment in which we can grow and learn from each other by appreciating the knowledge, experiences and perspectives that each one of us contributes to the learning community." Students should come to campus to learn. Learning often Sincerely, Diane Welsh Director, University Activities To the Editor, Something has been troubling me of late. Around campus the past few years I've noticed a preponderance of squirrel, rabbit, shrew and other small, furry mammal carcasses, usually missing parts of their lifeless bodies. Being a small, furry, mammal lover I've been deeply troubled by this and have studied (he problem in depth. What I discovered was that these animals had been partially pureed by the Parkside grounds crew's lawnmowers. Apparently these wonderful creatures were being traumatized and frozen where they stood by the sight and sound of these mechanical beasts bearing down upon them. After many a sleepless night I think I may have found a solution to the inadvertent slaying of these innocent, dare I say "peoples". It would not be to great an expense, given the reward of saving lives, to hire a person for the grounds crew to walk one or two hundred feet in front of the lawn mowers during their lime of operation with a bullhorn announcing something to the effect of. "Attention. all small, furry mammals. The big. noisy, fearsome beast behind me is only a lawnmower. Please retreat to your respective burrows for an hour or two and you will not be harmed. Thank you," Sincerely, Mike Schaefer Parkside student and friend of small, furry mammals everywhere. Robert Deane UW-P Chief of Police 4 8 T S 8e~1 Live IIIle;v/l:w FLESI1 by Robby Thompson 1 have to say that I didn't know what to expect from my night at the Rave in Milwaukee. I was to interview the band Flesh before they opened for Extreme. My experience back stage with the band Flesh was one of mutual respect. Here were four guys who had to play in front of a huge crowd that night, and some how they found the time to sit down with a college student from a town they never heard of and answer every question that was asked of them. After I got done interviewing them I felt as if I had just sal down with personal friends that I had known for years. Not only were they great guys, but they seemed to be very respectful in the ways they carried themselves. Missing were the backstage antics we always hear rumors of. What I saw were four professional muaici ans with professional attitudes! Flesh is: Paulo Bettencourt- vocals, Gonga- Drums, Markus-guitar, and Stephen Powell - bass. When ( first sat down with Flesh I wanted to know what these rock stars had on their minds before a big show. "Rock 'n' roll man!" Paulo quickly replied. "We let the music do the talkin" Markus also answered. These guys have a great CO, but given the fact that grunge is real popular right now I asked if they have a hard time finding an audience since their music is more rock influenced. "We've always had a huge audience at home. We've been appreciated at home and our fans have stuck by us. The bands around us have gone to grunge, but we've always stuck to what we know how to do," replied Markus. Then Stephen added, "We mostly play the New England area, and it seems that our name has a good aura to it, so people come and hear the new stuff." Stephen went on to explain how they draw crowds in the western part of the country. "Since we've been doing the tour with Extreme and they draw the crowd. Luckily our styles are both hard rock, so they have harmonies and we have harmonies. We're both not grunge bands, we're both not alternative, so their crowd is more likely to be receptive to us than not. As opposed to if we were touring with Offspring or something." 1 asked the band what they thought of the new "grunge" scene and what the Boston music scene is like. "I think it's Rock 'n' roll," said Paulo. Then Markus remarked that it is ironic that alternative music is what's now mainstream. Everyone laughed while Paulo said that big thing in Boston was alternative. I asked who their main influences were, who caused them to pick up an instrument. "I always loved The Who, as well as Queen. Those are the early days. Then I got mellow and started listening to Steely Dan and now I listen to everything, all over the place," said Markus. "That pretty much goes for all of us. We all have similar styles. I'm sure we all love bands like Queen, who has been a major influence to us, and also bands like The Who, Cheap Trick, and the Beatles,' said Stephen. Markus explained their new CD as "Yellow" while Paulo said it was "Black." Stephen went into more detail of explaining their CD as, "Kind of like a bumble bee." (The packaging on their new CD just happens to be yellow and black- I meant the music). Since they went into such great detail about what their music looks like I asked them to explain what it sounds like. "It's up beat too, not morbid," replied both Stephen and Markus. "I would like to compare it to not saying we are "as great as" or .. any less than," but compared to bands like the Rolling Stones, Queen, and the Who, that are just bands who play Rock 'n' roll, it's not "alternative," it's not "pop," and it's not "heavy metal." It's just what they feel at the time," said Stephen. I told them lhat there was an impression of a great "feel good" album. Markus then said, "You hit it on the head. A lot of our songs are a liUle older and very psyched to be alive, as opposed to when you become jaded and start writing some bitchy songs, which will be on the second album. (laughs) It's pretty pumped! We've been in the clubs a long time and a lot of the riffs have to work the second you hear them or you don't get a response. So say if we write a song, then play it live, then come back to the practice room and say hey, that bridge was really long winded, then we'll just get rid of it. The live show shapes our song writing." I had to ask who the Beavis and BUllhead fan was because there was someone yelling "Fire, Fire'[on the song "Think Too Much." So as everyone pointed to Paulo he remarked "Beavis rules Man!" Markus said "We were in the studio that weekend and it just happened to be on. It was just one of those jokes you couldn't get out of your head. So, he wanted to do it, and we're all like "ah sh!t." But he did it anyway, and it was funny." Paulo explained that his favorite episode was the one where Beavis pulled his shirt up over his head ... "The Great Bungholio." Markus explained where the name "Flesh" came from, "it was just a name with no meaning behind it, although as times went on, I choose to think of it as a brotherhood that is non discriminating. It's not black flesh, and it's not white flesh, it basically puts us all in the same boat." From listing to their album it was obvious that their are great musicians that know what they are doing, so I wanted to know how they reached that level. Paulo said that you have to work hard and stick together to make it anywhere, and Gongo added that you also have to love what you are doing. "Every time a style changes don't rush to be like that style or write like it because your going to be new no matter what. Just write what you love," said Stephen. Paulo said that Flesh has plans for making more albums in the future. "I think the word is longevity. We want to stick together and be called Flesh," said Stephen. The last question I had for Flesh was "Who is your favorite Brady?" Markus said his favorite, was Greg, and Gongo and Stephen had to agree because he was the one and only Johnny Bravo. Paulo, however, said his favorite was Marsha, in the later episodes. When it came time for Flesh to hit the stage they not only lived up to the great sound on their CD, they lived up to everything they said they would be. They went on stage being only themsel ves, and blew the amazed audience away. The only thing I wasn't sure of was who had a better time-the audience, or the four guys on stage. Biographies of Senate Candidates The Parks ide Student Government Association is re- part in Parkside's Leadership like a laughingstock. voice for all students' concerns. 2000 program in Fall '94. Ten Jacobson Additional Comments: Student running its Spring Senate election April 19 and 20 in Organized a rally to save OMSA. JR. Psychology/Political Science Government is not a joke. It's Roger Spear the Molinaro concourse. Following (in alphabetical Reasons: I feel that the student Qualifications: SUFAC Chair, more than just all arena for social JR, Pre-Pharmacy order) are candidate biographies submitted to the body needs the right people to Legislative Affairs Chair, Past cliques. Qualifications: Served as both voice their concerns. Senators Vice President of CIA, etc. treasure-r and president of the Ranger. need to be out and about on Reasons: To continue working to AmiOrava Sauk Prairie chapter of FFA. Dexter Bovee. tasks or decisions. I am campus knowing what is going save the students money. I have FR, Theatre Served as Secretary of the Sauk SR, Psychology personable and have experience on and not in the office hiding. 1 worked hard to save federal Qualifications: Past member of Prairie High Spanish Club. Qualifications: Senator of PSGA working with others. want to make sure that the financial aid, to keep tuition student government. Familiarity Academic All-American during (perfect attendance, to the best of Reasons: I want to be involved in Design for Diversity program is down, to cap tuition, to stop with workings of PSGA. 1993-94 season. 3 times on the his knowledge), member Social PSGA. I would like to make sure implemented to its fullest extra credit tax. to stop tuition Multicultural liaison to United Dean's List. Member of the Issues Committee, member of that the athletes have a voice in Additional Comments: The rest surcharges, and to keep Council. 1993-94 National Championship Shared Governance Committee what is happening at our school of the Senate needs to stop segregated fees from raising at Reasons: I want to help make All-Academic Wrestling Team. of United Council. and in PSGA. I am interested in nitpicking and work on student outrageous rates. I was chair of Parkside a better place for the Reasons: To improve the PSGA Reasons: I have consistently knowing why some of the things issues. SUFAC this year and we students. I want to get things and Uw-Parkside as a whole. To voted for students' rights and happen the way they happen here managed to keep segregated fees done. represent the athletes of UW~ will continue to do so. 1do not at Parkside. J. Luis Garces at the same rate as last year. I Parkside. allow my personal convictions to FR, Communications have lobbied local legislators to Lisa Rios James Dolphin Edwardo Vargas influence my decisions when Qualifications: When I was a keep them from slashing the UW JR, Psychology SO, SpanishIPolitical Science students' rights are concerned. I FR, Education sophomore in high schooll was System money. Qualifications: Secretary of Qualifications: Hispanic will stop the bureaucracy in Qualifications: Member of the elected treasurer. During my HOP. Active member of HOP Organization Vice-President, PSGA. A vote for you is a vote Alcohol and Drug Prevention senior year I achieved the status Gabriel MiUerd since 1992. Senator in PSGA, active member for me. Team at Wisconsin Lutheran. of school senator. JR. Philosophy Reasons: 1would like to be more in school activities. Additional comments: VOTE! Captain of 'he- freshman Reasons: I really want to help Qualifications: SUFAC student involved with school decisions. Reasons: I would liketo help the Voice ALL your concerns with wrestling team at Wisconsin. keep OMS A open. They help a at large, SOC secretary, Parkside Also to speak out for the student body in expressing their the PSGA and be heard. Reasons: To help improve PSGA lot of students in a lot of ways. II Philosophical Society President, students. concerns to the senate. I believe I and to help Parkside become a BnRC member, Leviathan of the have as many connections on would be a shame to see an campus, so I represent many Sheronda Brown better school. To represent the office like this shut down. No Remorse! Party, and «I Jeanne Sanchez students. SO, Business athletes of Parkside. Additional Comments: I will be FIGHT THE MAN!" SO, Spanish Additional Comments: I helped Qualifications: BSU officer, Jesus Farfan the first one to admit that PSGA Reasons: To fightlhe man. Qualifications: Past Secretary of organize the Multicultural rally LlDA student, volunteer for the has its faults, several of them Additional Comments: Drones PSGA, represented UWP at UC and want the students to take Women's Center. Good student SO. Biological Sciences. actually. It is time to get some unite- Fight the man! meetings, and I am a some of their rights back. and hard worker. Qualifications: I have been a member/officer of other Reasons: My reasons for seeking member of the Hispanic serious students in there and try Ronald Mulder organizations as well. Tyson Wilda this office are to provide a voice Organization at Parkside for the to fix its problems. If I'm JR, Physics/English Reasons: I wish to work on JR, Political Science elected, I'll do whatever it takes Qualifications: Perfect for the minority students and to past three semesters. I am a No Qualifications. multicultural and legislative attendanceas PSGA Senator. make changes where it is needed strong minded individual, willing to solve those problems! Reasons: Parkside is having issues facing our campus. Curren! President Pro-Tern, and to make sure changes do not to work hard for the best Angelita Garcia budget problems. Someone SUFAC member, B&RC occur where they are not needed. interests of the entire student FR, Education needs to look out for the interest Fernando Solis member, contributing editor of Additional Comments: I feel as body. Qualifications: Currently of the students and to fight to JR. Business/Finance First Amendment, Vice President though I am qualified La take a Reasons: I feel that all students attending the Leadership 2000 keep the endangered programs Qualifications: Active member PAW. writer Ranger. Managing of the Hispanic Organization at experience in the real world, seat because I'm a quick learner, on campus need to be program. open. long term experience arguing and I want to get more involved represented within the student Reasons: To aid my fellow Parkside since Fall '92. Intern at government association, and I CJ.Nelson the Offices of District Attorney political matters. with the student body of UW· am doing my part to represent student peers in voicing their SR, History and the Register of Deeds Reasons: to continue trying to Parkside. concerns. improve the work of student the minority community on Additional Comments: I am Qualifications: Ranger Reasons: My reason for seeking government and increase student Becky Crain campus. looking forward to being an columnist, 3.8 history GPA.I this office is to get involved in activism. To move PSGA out of SR. Accounting active representative for the submitted my research papers to student issues. I believe we trivial personal conflicts and Qualifications.Lthink I am as A. Anthony Flores the Kenosha County Historical should work with the students make it an organization that qualified as anyone else that is JR, Political Science, Ethnic student body in the PSGA. Society. Was a summer intern and administration to solve matters. running for the Senate. It is true Studies Muhannad Hamdan for Congressman Barca, 1994. problems we face today; for Additional Comments: Party that I have little experience in Qualifications: PSGA Senator JR, Sociology Reasons: The Senate seems example, parking, food services, affiliation- No Remorse! "I have come to kick ass and government, but I am willing to since Spring '92. Peer advisor Qualifications: Member of PIC. rudderless. Maybe my diversity, and other collective chew bubble gum. And I'm all .learn. I welcome responsibility for the Office of Multicultural AAO, PAC. I've been on B&RC. experience and maturity will issues or concerns that will arise Out of bubble gum." and do not retreat from difficult Student Affairs (OMSA). Took Reasons: For change. help stop PSGA from looking in the future. Also, I want to be a RR Piper, They Live po 5 ··ALL TRUE \t\1EALTH IS BIOLOGICAL by Barb Churchill unconscious. Naismith's party had safeguarded, and the plot is foiled. The novels of Lois McMaster been run off the planet by the H C d I' , b b owever, or e ta say must Bujold are quite interesting. Her Barrayarans, leaving her stranded. undergo high-risk surgery. Despite books are spiritually uplifting, which Both had to band together, enemies some tense moments, mother and is rare in science fiction literature, or no, or they wouldn't survive. baby come out of the surgery alive- and feature heroes and heroines that They find that they have a lot in except that he has bones as brittle as are complex, intelligent, and common, and fall in love. Despite chalk and is smaller than your intricately developed. I would like to difficulties, they manage to get average kitten. His growth will be summarize three of her books, married, foil a few plots, and start a stunted. Shards of Honor, Barrayar, and family. Borders of Infinity is the story of Borders of Infinity. Barrayar sets up a major problem: Miles Naismith Vorkosigan, Shards of Honor deals with the old emperor, Ezar, just died, Cordelia and Aral's only child. He Cordelia Naismith and AraJ leaving Vorkosigan as his regent for grows up to be four-foot nine inches Vorkosigan. They are st ars hi p Ezar's four year old grandson, tall, sort of a tall dwarf in captains on opposite sides of a war. Gregor. Vorkosigan isn't very appearance, but also has the brain of While exploring the galaxy, popular with most of the aristocracy, an Einstein when it comes to Naismith happened on a planet because he has progressive views. military tactics. He is a which might be a good place for her Many people set out to assassinate commissioned officer of the home world (Beta Colony. a desert him. While they miss him in their Barrayaran fleet, but also runs his planet) to colonize. However, when attempts, they do injure the pregnant own outfit of galactic mercenaries. she got there, Vorkosigan's Cordelia, and her unborn baby, and He has energy, he has guts, he is planetary survey (from the planet they manage to drive him and crippled, and he is one of the most Barrayar) had already arrived. Cordelia out of the capital. A compelling characters I have ever Vorkosigan was trying to stop a "pretender" government takes over, come across. There are three short mutiny, but he had been knocked but it doesn't last. Gregor is stories in Borders of Infinity. The Lights, Camera, Action ... CIRCLEOF FRENDS (*** 1/4) ith your host... Tiana Williamson oon in Main Place. Social Action ater. :30 Women's Softball vs. Winona State. :30 pm in Cinema. Film The Wonderflll trible Life of Leni Reifenstahl ball Invitational n in CART 0-118. UW-P Brass mble. UW-P Percussion Ensemble -4 pm Creative Activities and Research ognition Day. 40 campus creations. . See.Be creative while you're at it. pm Men's Baseball vs. Lakeland pm in Union Square. Lecture "Dancing Move the Center," with Peggy Myo- oung Choy. Free :30pm in Union Cinema, Film Mrs. ubtfire_ :30 pm in CART Theatre. Play You n't Take It With You pm Dress to Impress. Dance in Union . Tickets $10. Part of Spring Fever '95. ball Invitational o am Baseball vs. Quincy. 1.3 Picnic/Tailgate near the Phy Ed . ding. Why? Because it's free, and it's of Spring Fever '95 . . Baseball vs. U. of Southern iana. :3Opm CART Theatre. Play You Can't like It With You. Union Cinema. Film The Wonderful 'ble Life of Lent Reijenstahl Oam Baseball vs. U. South Indiana in Union Cinema. Film The ondeifrd Horrible Life of Leni Reifenstahl pm Baseball vs. Quincy :30-8:30 pm in Union 104. Shakespeare irthday Celebration Dinner. $10. at Assault Awareness Week Begins con in Union Square. Comedian: Vince Champ in Core Building. The Scam in Moln. 105. Lecture: Biom,ediiCl!1&1 of Weightlessness. min Moln. 113. "Encouraging the ,. Bleanor Smith In Union Cinema. Film Higher 'ng 8dI_ida'y, April 26 in CART 0-118. Student Recitat , in Union Cinema. Film Higher ing. in Union Dining Room. Maveraks_ in Unioo 104 and 7pm in Moln Mexican Folklore Event. 'Pm Softball vs. St. Joseph. by Dawn Apostoli Chris 0' Donnell shares the big screen with the newly found actress, Minnie Driver, in the movie Circle of Friends. At first glance, these two spark a love connection ... which makes this film a rather heart- warming love story. This movie starts off with three, young, best friends (Benni, Eve, and Nan) romping around in the forest on the day of their confirmation. Some years later, Nan eventually goes her separate way. However in 1957, the trio is reunited in Dublin, Ireland, where they all attend the same university. Soon, it is like there were no years missing between the threesome; they are as close as they were when they were carefree children. Nan, being a popular and beautiful young woman, introduces Benni (Minnie Driver) to one of her good friends, Jack (Chris O'Donnell). There seems to be an instant attraction between Benni and Jack; however, Benni is supposed to someday marry the young man, Shawn, who works in her father's little- shop. Much to her dismay, she is forced to go on a date with this unpleasant, disgusting person. Even though she expresses her opinion of Shawn to him and to her parents, Shawn still persistently tries to win Benni's love ... or at least her hand in marriage so he can carryon the business when her father dies. The whole time Shawn is chasing Benni, she and Jack are falling in love. Unfortunately, due to Benni's absence from the city for a while because of a family emergency, Jack accidentally finds himself in a predicament. Without thinking, he yields to temptation. This incident, along with another one, breaks Benni's heart. With her being in this vulnerable position, Shawn reappears. He continues to try and persuade her to be his wife, but when she declines his offer once again, he uses different tactics to try to win her over. Instead of using pleasant words to describe her, he tells her how much of a whale and a cow she is, and he insists she won't find anyone else because of the fact by Bill Zasoba The film I have chosen this week is "Bad Boys" starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. If you have at. least seen the previews, this film is as explosive and as action-packed as it comes off. "Before I saw the film, I was wondering to myself "Can Will Smith actually playa serious role?" The answer is yes. He plays a rich kid who is only a cop because he loves the action. Martin Lawrence, on the other hand, has a wife and family and relies on his paycheck. The story of the film breaks down like this: Millions of dollars of heroin is stolen from the police safe. The police must get it back before the media or anyone else finds out. Along the way they (Smith, Lawrence) must protect their only lead to who has stolen the drugs and solve this case. This film is packed with blazing gun fights, high speed car chases and amusing one liners. Don't count on Will Smith making fun of Uncle Phil or Martin Lawrence yelling "Hell no!" in this film. 11 has plenty of other things from the opening attempted car jacking to the final high speed car chase feanning Martin Lawrence driving Will best is "The Mountains of Mourning," about a child born deformed that was murdered out of hand by her own grandmother because she was different. The parallels to Miles' own situation make this story even more profound. I highly recommend these books to you. Sometimes love, honor and duty seem like outmoded concepts. But they make for excellent reading in these books, because Bujold's characters are fully-fleshed, witty, and lifelike. (Especially Milesf) Like every great book l t ve ever run across, every re-reading gives you a little more information about them (which makes you want to read them again and again). These books are kind of a cross between military tactics, political commentary, space opera, 'romance, and too much else to list. They are excellent. Try them, before the bookseller of your choice runs out! that she's a rather large woman . Does Benni see truth in what Shawn says about her? Does she finally accept him as the man she is going to marry? Or will Jack reenter her life and find a way to make her forgive him? Circle of Friends is a wonderful and inspiring story about some particular trials and tribulations of life. Driver and O'Donnell seem (0 have natural chemi atry for one another which makes their performance together, as a couple in love, quite exceptional. So, if your interested in seeing a movie about a circle of friends whose love lives have an impact on others' lives, this movie is one you will certainly enjoy. Smith's $105,000 "limited edition" Porsche. Bad Boys kept me on the edge of my seat and afterwards left me out of breath. I'll have to give this film the green light. Go see it, or at least see it for the sequence of Will Smith chasing a speeding Ford Bronco on foot or our two heroes wrestling in a kiddy pool over a minor misunderstanding. You won't be let down. YOU CAN9T TAKE IT VVITH YOU "You Can't Take It With You" to be performed beginning April 21 "You Can't Take It With You" will be performed by the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Theatre Department April 21-22 and 28~29. Matinee performances will be held April 26 and 27 at IOa.m. The production is the final performance of the 1994-95 Plays at Parks ide series. The play will be performed at 7:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre, located at the south end of the main campus complex. Admission is $7 for the general public and $6 for students and seniors. The April 21 performance will be a benefit to provide scholarships to dramatic arts students. The comedy written by Moss Hart and George S. Kaufman, revolves around the hilarious antics of a New York family during the Depression. The play's nonconformist characters are wonderfully innocent and eccentric as they joyously endure, triumph and dare to dream and love You11 just have one hell of a during economic chaos. The play is directed by Lisa Kornetsky, professor and chair of dramatic arts at UW-Parkside. The 19-member cast includes: Matthew Beeman, Brian Gleiter, Kara Ernst, Chris Harder, Joseph Kane, David Mauer and Heather Schmirz, all from Racine; Kevin Cushing, Katie Liddicoat, Tina Paukstelis, and Branko Sindjelic of Kenosha; Frank Shelby, Bristol; Paul Danninger , North Prairie; Hank Hilbert, Waterford; Ami Or ava, Lake Geneva; Juan Tovar, Palmyra. Production team members are: Keith Harris, set designer, Racine; Lizz R. Otto, costume designer, Kenosha; Jeffery G. Cramer, Racine, lighting designer; David W. Mauer, sound designer, Racine; Liza J. Handziak and Cathryn J. Christenson, properties design, both of Racine. For tickets, call the UW- Parkside Ticket Office between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m Monday through Friday at (414) 595-2564. winter's belly-ache, you boob! The Duke Athlete of the Week Jeff Lonigro Senior- Baseball Major: Accounting Jeff has started at second base for the Rangers the past two seasons. He brings great defensive abilities along with an explosive bat to the Ranger line-up. Last season Jeff batted .349 and set a school record by getting five hits in a single game. This season Jeff has picked up right where he left off. Over this past weekend Jef had four hits, including two doubles and two stolen bases to lead UW-Parkside to a sweep over UW-Whitewater. Lonigro leads the team in stolen bases, RBI's and batting average. Track Teams 2nd at Carthage Haines, Borkowski roll in 10 km by AI Heppner Spectators froze once again, but the sub 40 degree temperatures didn't slow down Parkside's distance runners. Both the men and women finished 2nd out of 9 teams. Amy Haines dominated her first 10,000 meter run (37:10). Leading the race from start to finish, Haines lapped the field, qualified for NAIA Nationals, and ranked #5 on the UWP All-Time list. Wendy Licht was second in her first 10 km (39:30) and also cracked the UWP All-Time list. "Amy and Wendy both ran excellent in their first 1 st 10,000' s. Haines will probably run it at Nationals," UWP Coach Mike De Witt said. "She lacks quick speed, but is good at running away from the competition." Perfect for the 1Okm. In the men's 10 krn , Brian Borkowski pulled away at the 2 km mark and dominated the rest of the way. Borkowski' s winning time of 33:56 was a personal best. ..It was weird, because it was so darn long," said Borkowski. "I wasn't used to running all those laps on the track." He Sure didn't show any hesitation, however. Borkowski has emerged this season as one of Rangers split a pair with Lewis Big 1st propels Rangers in game one the Ranger's top scoring threats and has turned it up a notch in practice. "I've been getting a lot of rest and I've been feeling good in practice. That gets me pumped for the race," he said. In the 5 krn , Julie Barnhill placed 2nd in a personal best time of 19:29. Ryan Benson was 3rd in the men's race with his time of 16:21. Val Niese was a winner in the 800 meter run (2:22.7). Lisa "Iron woman" Potthast broke the school record in the Heprathlon. Her score of 3372 points shattered Shirley Gunther's record (3187). She also probably broke the world record for competing in the most events in one track meet. She ran, threw, and jumped her way through a grand total of 14 events. "It (competing in 14 events) was cool," said Potthast. "I had a lot of fun." Sounds like a kid in a candy store. She'll just take one of each. The javel in, the long jump, a couple 100 meter hurdles. You get the idea. "Lisa is doing real well," said De Witt. "She still has long way to go (to qualify for Nationals), but she can do it." Stronger competition should do the trick. Which is exactly what she'll face in the next two weeks. "It will get tougher and I will be able to improve with more competition," Potthast said: Hopefully, so will the rest of the: learn. Ranger Scott Fletcher steps up to bat against Lewis University Monday. more in the fifth, also added one run in the third to account for their coasted home from there. Shawn Babcock, who had a tough time in the field (two errors), more Ihan made up for it by slugging a long homerun in the Ranger first. Second baseman Jeff Lonigro also homered to center in the opening frame. Jamie Karow hit a homer to left center in the third and Steve Grzeskiewicz had an RBI single in the fourth to give the Rangers their ten runs. Lewis University, who started their #3 pitcher because of a busy weekend schedule, came back to score 3 runs in the second and 3 seven runs. Mike DeMeuse pitched well enough to earn the win by going five strong innings before making way for Phil Maier who finished out the game and picked up the save. Maier, a junior, came on in the fifth and pitched his way out of a bases loaded-no out jam, He struck out the first batter he faced and got the next batter to line into a double-play when I st baseman Scott Fletcher made a diving stop on a hard hit liner that had "base hit" written allover it. The second game saw Lewis score four runs in the first inning and five in the 8th and posted a 12-7 victof?' in ei¥ht innin~s. Jamie Karow and Steve Grzeskiewicz both homered in the second game which was scheduled for 9 innings but was called after eight innings due to darkness. by Scott Fragale Sports Editor The UW-Parkside baseball team split a doubleheader with Lewis University winning the first game· 10-7 before dropping the second game 12-8 .. The split gave the Rangers a 11-12-1 record under first-year coach Jack Klebesadel. The Rangers came out strong in game one erupting for 8 runs in the bottom of the first inning and Catcher Mike Davis gets caught leaning the wrong way during game one. Bucks and Bulls head in opposite directions by Hans Weitkuhn The Chicago Bulls, with Jordan's return, are in the playoffs and primed to win the Eastern Conference, while the Bucks are getting ready for another lottery pick. Tuesday, the Bucks defeated the Pistons 114- 109 in OT at the Bradley Center. Glenn Robinson scored 12 of his 30 points in the second quarter as the Bucks took a 57-52 halftime lead. The Pistons came back in the fourth quarter to tie it at 99-99. Conlon's trey and Baker's turnaround in OT sparked the victory. Vin Baker led with 31 points and Conlon added 16 off the bench. Friday, the Bucks played another OT game but lost 104-100 to Minnesota. After trailing the whole game, the Bucks tied it on a trey by Eric Murdock's layup with 10 seconds to rally points, grabbed 9 So as the season winds them from eight down rebounds, and had 9 down, the Bucks and with 1:43 left. Gugliotta assists. An 11-4 run at Bulls head in their and Rider scored 5 the end sparked the Bulls familiar directions; points apiece in OT for to a win. Ron Harper and another draft day of hope the victory. The Bucks Will Perdue added 16 and a quest for another hurt themselves with 27 points. championship. turnovers. r-.::..----------==--....:.--....:...---, Saturday, the Bucks lost to Washington 114-110. The Bullets led the whole way, shooting 56%. The Bucks had a chance to win, but Conlon stepped out of bounds with 2.7 seconds left. Baker led with 30 points on 13-22 shooting, Robinson had 27, and Murdock had 26. The Bulls beat the Pacers 96-89 at Indiana E on Tuesday. Michael Jordan led with 25 points, but only shot 8-27 from the floor. Kukoc added 18. Wednesday, the Bulls defeated Detroit 124-113 at Detroit. Jordan scored 29 arthFest 4 Celebration of the Earth Wednesday~Apri'. 26 UW-Parkside women finish strong at UNI-Dome TheUniversIty of Wisconsin- finished the game. Kathy Kilsdonk parkside softball team saw their went 2 for 3 for the R Johnson, Tanya Bertog, and ord fall to 25-10 after three Game 3 sa W Iff angers. . Shelley Stroik added doubles and f'C . W 0 go 5 innings KI d losses during the Uni-Dome and IS onk added a triple. springClassic. Wendy Wolff had gave up . Sunday, Kapla pitched a 6-2 therare distinctIon of taking all 4 runs to victory over Augustana, giving the threelossesof the day. host Rangers the championship in the Game one saw Wolff and the Uni- 9th annual Urn-Dome Spring RangerS suffer a heartbreaking 1-0 Classic softball tourney. loSSto #14 Augustana. The versity Parkside won the 10-team Rangers left the bases loaded in of Nor- tcurname t d . havi 3 h fini th n espne avmg a -4 thebottom of the 7t .to inish the ern re d F' . I cor. 1 ve teams had better g ornewith 9 runners left on base. owa. d h di d I B,'II,' recor s. Wolffwent t e istance an ost onan unearned fun in the 6th. Kapla The Rangers lost the first three Wolff also struck out 7 and pitched Fres man pitcher tournament games before finding walked I. the final BUIi Kapla had an the wmnmg touch. Game 2 saw the Rangers 2 impressive Shelley Szymkowiak homered h umbled by Nebraska II-I. Wolff performance at the and Bertog tripled against innings gaveup 3 runs (unearned) in the and ninth 'annual UNI- Augustana. fi~t, and the Cornhuskers, ranked Dome Invitational. Mankato State and Nebraska 112 intheNCAA Division I poll, gave up had the tournament's best records neverlooked back. Tracey Brauer 3 unearned runs. The Rangers lost at 5-1. 7-3, whi Ie offensi vely , Jessie UW-Parkside team wins Milwaukee Classic in sudden death playoff TheUniversity of Wisconsin- 76, 162 and Brad Evans 82-82, Parkside's golf team successfully 164. The Rangers went to one defended its title at the Milwaukee playoff hole and defeated Classic by defeating Marquette Marquette 19-20 to win the event. University on the first playoff hole UW- Pa rkside ta kes in the twoday event. MATe title The 36 hole tournament was held at Dretzka Golf Club (Par The University of Wisconsin- 110). The Rangers won the II Parkside's golf team won the team tournament with a two day Madison Area Technical College totalof629 strokes. The Rangers Invitational held at the Cherokee ledthetournament by 10 strokes Country Club on Monday after the first day with 312 total. afternoon. UW.P was led by Andy The win comes on the heels of Boedecker 76-80, 156; Brent Heit the Rangers tournament victory at 7g.79, IS7; and Dave Kopp 76-82, the Milwaukee Collegiate Open 158 who finished 3rd, 4th and 5th which was held over the weekend. respectively in the individual UW-Parkside won the one day standings. Also, lending a hand in tournament with a score of 390 thechampionship for the Rangers strokes. They easily beat second was Aron Hogden who shot 86- place UW-Stevens Point by Wrestlers named to AII- • Academic teams Madison Edgewood senior MiaM . artin has verbally agreed to attend the University of 'Ii' . IsconsJn-Parkside on a soccer Scholarship. Martin plays :orward and midfield for her 19hschool team. During the off·season Mia plays club ball Withthe Madison 56er's. She ~~o has been a member of the IV IS . ConSIn Olympic .Develop- Illentteam. Edgewood comp- eted. . In the state tournament for PnVate schools last year. UW·Parkside women's soccer completed its first year of play in the Fall of 1994. The NCAA Division II team went 10-6-2 to its first year of existence. The team will join the Great Lakes Valley Conference for the 1995 season, where four of the eight teams were ranked in the top 20 last year. The conference has teams in Kentucky, IndIana,· Illinois, and Wisconsin. Coach Ron Rainey comm- ented on Marrin, "Mia can play two or three positions which will make her a valuable player seventeen strokes. There were 10 teams in the tournament. Dave Kopp was the medalist for the day with a score of two-over 74. Brett Bertucci tied for third place with a 77. Following Bertucci was Aron Hogden with a 78. Brent Heit with an 80. and Scott Anthes and Andy Boedecker who both had 81'so The top five individual scores count towards the team standings. The Rangers also won the MATC Invitational last season. UW-Parkside, coached by Steve Stephens, will play in a tri-meet against Carthage and Marquette on Tuesday the 18th. (Golf writer Andy Boedecker will recap all the action in next week's Ranger). in college. Her club and ODP experience will help our young team also." Currently, the Rangers have had commitments from four players in the Madison area (Adriana Torres from Monona Grove, Stephanie Goth and Jessi FitzRandolph from Verona, and Martin from Edgewood). The Rangers will playa twenty game NCAA. Division II schedule next season. 7 NFL Draft Preview by Scott Fragale NFL draft: Carolina should look towards Penn State Quarterback with the first pick overall. But Ki-Jana Carter will be hard to overlook. Look for Jacksonville to go with AlI- American offensive lineman from USC Tony Boselli who could be the best to come out at his position since Anthony Munoz. Locally, the Bears and Packers have similar needs- Runningback help. Look for the Packers to try and move up to get speedster Joey Galloway from Ohio State who was recently clocked at 4.15 in the forty. If they remain at their current position (22), Tennessee's James Stewart would fill their runningback need nicely. As for the Bears who pick in the #21 position look for them to go after Colorado's Rashaan Salaam who would be an excellent compliment to FB Raymont Harris. As for some of last years contenders Dallas will be in search of a center and Wisconsin's Cory Raymer might still be available when they pick late in round one. San Francisco desperately needs to replace the loss of Ricky Watters- look for them to try and trade up and get Michigan's Tyrone Wheatley. San Diego needs help badly in the cornerback position as was evident in last year's Super Bowl when they were burnt early and often. Creative Activities at Parkside? Howcan I become involved in creative activities? To find out plan to attend the U ®®® ~1lU~ ~~n~1lU@l~ ~!ID@) ~@l(l)~~rru ~@l«;®Wiiln1lU@!ID % @®g;? IJIi Creative activity Presentations bY faculty and students ~ ~ Friday. April 21 o Main Place J\ 1-4 e.m. U The Athlete of the Week segment needs students to nominate deserving athletes for the feature. 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Serving all UWParkside employees and students. <:i') We be/~. to you' I ~J Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 ~ ~Jr UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE - ~ "THE GROWTH OF ETHNIC CULTURES: FROM INDIFFERENCE TO EMPOWERMENT" Four speakers will be lecturing on culture diversity on campus during the 1994-95 school year OUR FOURTH SPEAKER IS PROFESSOR MYO-YOUNG CHOY, FRIDAY, APRIL 21ST, 1995 AT 7 P.M. Students please stop by either the Women's Center (on the concourse) or Student Health and Counseling Services (MOLN 0-124) or at the table outside of MOLN 0-115, and pick up a student needs survey. Student Health and Counseling Services and the Women's Center need your help in determining what programs and groups to offer students in the upcoming semesters. Forms may be returned inside MOLN 0- 124, MOLN 0-115, or at the Women's Center. Thank you for your help. :,----------' '-- ...J Professor Myo-Young-Choy is a professional choreographer/dancer and social activist who has performed her work in New York, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Hawaii, and Wisconsin. Professor Myo- Young-Choy has performed with the Sun Ock Lee Zen Dance Company based in N.Y. and Roscoe Mitchell's Songs in the Wind ensemble. In 1992 she. has produced, directed and performed in the jazz, poetry and dance festival: "Rooted in Our Bones: Afro-Asian Arts Dialogue." Professor Myo- Young-Choy's presentation is "Dancing to Move the Center: From Alienation to Empowerment." Professor Myo-Young-Choy will help our students and community people to relate their own personal processes of constructing their own identity. Through her dance performance she will show the way to accomplish social change on our multicultural campus and in the communities of Southeastern Wisconsin. Professor Myo-Young-Choy is a member of the 1994-95 Speakers Bureau: Wisconsin Humanities Council THIS LECTURE IS FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC These lectures are sponsored by the UW-Parkside Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA) with funding from the Wisconsin Humanities Council. This presentation will follow the 8th annual T.e.B. Awards Recognition Program. For further information, contact Walter Gutierrez, Coordinator (414) 595-2643 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 23, issue 27, April 20, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Drinking age to be raised Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Music faculty present concert The Parkside music faculty will present a chamber music concert on Sunday, Feb. 6, at 3:30 p. m. in the Comm Arts Theater. The event is a benefit for the Lillian James Memorial Music Scholarship Fund, named for a former member of the music faculty who died last fall. The fund was established to support especially talented music students PSGA Budget problems being solved hv Rnh Kioclinn t. ^ with by Bob Kiesling News Editor PSGA is still grappling budget difficulties, but is now more aware of their financial situation. At the PSGA Senate meeting last Friday, Treasurer Terry Tunks outlined the current state of the PSGA budget. Tunks was appointed to an unfilled treasurer's position late last SerLwfen the magnitude of PSGA s budget shortfall became apparent. In her report, Tunks stated the budget figures for December and January are not known, due to the length of time needed to process a budget request. PSGA is currently in debt in only two areas, the secretary's salary and the miscellaneous account. Although PSGA no longer employs a secretary, the former secretary was overpaid $6.52 due to a bookkeeping error. The miscellaneous account stili has a number of u npaid bills, and senators speculated the deficit there could be as high as $75. Several receipts were found, one believed to be left from the "Save the Library Day" last spring and an unpaid liquor bill from the United Council meeting hosted by Parkside this fall. University guidelines do not permit liquor expenses to be paid with segregated fees, so the bill, which is about $35, will have to be paid from PSGA's private account, the amount of which was not released. Both the travel and Dialogue newsletter accounts stand at zero largely due to transfers from other areas of the budget. To offset the debts, transfers from the Campus Book Exchange's profits were discussed, but the disposition of several month's employee salaries is not known, due both to accounting lag and faulty bookkeeping. The book exchange has a recorded profit of $555 f or the fall semester, but a part of that amount will be needed to pay salaries, which overran projected costs the first weeks of this semester. With one exception, amounts in other areas of the budget are between 10 an d 30 p ercent below mid - year projections. The exception is the mailing fund, which was budgeted for $50 for the year. The dollar amount in that category is $52.36. SUFAC has decided to allow PSGA additional funding for the remainder of the year, although the amount and form this funding will take has not yet been determined. LILLIAN JAMES at UW - P. Pianist James McKeever will perform Prelude in G Major by Sergei Rachmaninoff and Scherzo m B Minor by Frederic Chopin Frances Bedford will play Sonatas for Harpsichord by Domenico Scarlatti. Organist Glenda Mossman will present Chorale in A Minor by Cesar Franck. Also on the program are three songs by Gabriel Faure performed by William Weinert baritone, and Frank Mueller,' pianist; Cinq Pieces en Trio by Jacques Ibert performed by Louis Covelli, oboe, Timothy Bell clarinet, and Daryl Durran' bassoon; and Sonatina for Trumpet and Piano by Walter Hartley, by Mark Eichner, trumpet, and August Wegner piano. Mrs. James taught piano, music history and theory for many years at the former UW Centers in Racine and Kenosha before joining the Parkside faculty. Following her retirment, she continued to conduct group tours to the Lyric Opera in Chicago for University Extension. Admission to the concert is $3 for the general public, $1.50 f or students and senior citizens or a donation to the scholarship fund Contributions to the fund may be made at the concert or by contacting Prof. Frank Mueller coordinator of the discipline at UW - P. music Winter Carnival adjustments Drinking age to be raised 'Enjoy your beer — it may be your last," a spokesperson for the United Council of UW Student Governments said recently. Curt Pawlisch, Legislative Affairs director for United Council, urged students throughout Wisconsin to contact their state senators and state representatives to indicate their support for the current 18 - year - old drinking age. "There is a significant movement to raise the drinking age to 19, and eventually to 21," Pawlisch said. "At this time, I would say that the odds are about 10 to 1 that the State Senate will pass a drinking age increase by June." United Council, the state - wide student association for the UW System, is on record opposing any attempt to raise the drinking age. "The notion that we can curb alcohol abuse by denying access to it is not new in this country," Pawlisch said. "The attempts to raise the drinking age represents a return to prohibition, on a selective basis. Prohibition didn't work earlier in this century, and it's not going to work now." Pawlisch encouraged students to contact their state legislators on the Legislative Hotline, 1-800- 362-9696. Harbeson participates in international conference Parkside Political Science Prof. John Harbeson was one of 20 experts on land reform representing academic institutions and government agencies from 10 nations who participated in a recent conference on "International Aspects of Land Reform" at the International Center for Maize and Wheat Development near Mexico City. Harbeson also will be an editor of the proceedings of the conference, to be published by the sponsors, which include Harvard University, the Agency for International Development (AID) and the Lincoln Institute on Land Policy of Cambridge, Mass. Harbeson returned to Parkside last fall after three years on leave to work for AID, where his projects involved on - site visits to rural development programs in Africa and the Caribbean. In 1973- 75, he taught at Haile Selassie University in Ethopia in a program coordinated by AID. He also spent two years in Kenya doing field research on land reform and teaching at the Institute of Development Studies at University College in Nairobi. He is the author of a book, "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform." Wisconsin was well represented at the conference. Profs. Petter Dorner and William Thiesenhusen of the UW-Madison Land Tenure Center also participated. Others came from Asia, Africa, Great Britan, Latin America and other U.S. agencies and institutions. by Pat Hensiak Editor It's time for Winter Carnival, and while the final plans are being made, there are some changes that should be pointed out. As of press time, the complete rundown of carnival events is as follows: Monday, February 7, the carnival will be kicked off with a parade starting in the Union area and traveling down the concourse to Main Place. The Parade - Float competition will be judged at this time, and the winner of the Window Painting contest will be announced. At 8 p.m. on Monday, PAB will sponsor a M*A*S*H Party down in the Union. Admission will be $1, and if wearing the color "olive drab," the entry fee will be reduced to $ .50. T he featured band that evening will be WALLY CLEAVER. For trivia experts, on the television series M*A*S*H, there will be a M*A*S*H Trivia contest during the Party. On Tuesday, February 8, there will be one - half price skiing from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. At 12:30 p.m., the Ice - Block Sitting Contest and Volleyball Tournament will start. "Dog" Sled racing will begin at 1 p.m. "Dog" Sled Racing is a newly added feature to the carnival, and rules can be found in the Winter Carnival brochure. 3-D movies will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union, admission will be free, with the exception of th e 3-D glasses which will cost $ .25. The features to be shown will be, "The Creature From the Black Lagoon," and "It Came From Outer Space." Wednesday, February 8 will bring the Jello Slurping Contest at 1 p.m. in the Union. The Volleyball Tournament will be continued at this time, and the winners of the Baby Picture Contest Competition will be announced. A new added feature to the l o'clock hour will be Broom Ball Relays, which will be held (weather permitting) on the pond behind the Greenquist building. The rules can be seen in the Winter Carnival brochure, and the event will only be held after the safety of the ice has been checked. At 7:30 and 9 p.m. "Raiders of t he Lost Ark" will be shown in the Union Cinema. of the 1 p.m., contest Friday, the last day carnival will kick off at with the Tacky Tourist down in the Union. Also going on at this time will be the Family Feud contest, and the Volleyball Finals. At 6 p.m., the Pool Events will begin. These include the Dog Paddle Contest, The Biggest Splash, The Air Mattress Relay, and the Inner Tube Relays. There Admission will be $1. On Thursday, February 9 at 12:30 p.m., the Volleyball tournament will continue, and the Blood Drive will go on continuously throughout the day. There will be a basketball game at 7:30 p.m. in the gym,"and the Cheerleaders will sponsor a Banner Contest. Rules can be seen in the Winter Carnival brochure. There will also be entertainment following the game, beginning at 9 p.m., butdetails have not yet been settled. will be a dance afterwards, in the gym, featuring Datillo. There will be $1.50 admission at the door for the whole evening, and if beach attire is worn, there will be a $ .50 discount. All interested parties should sign up now for any competitions they wish to participate in. As always, all participation is encouraged, along with good taste, and it is the hope of t he committee that students will enjoy this week of events developed to chase away the cold of winter. INSIDE Orchard Courts Default Talk of the Town Bikers Gear Up For Season Thursday, January 27,1983 RANGER Editorial Good news from '82 THE The end of 1982 left many Americans hopeless with thoughts of increasing unemployment, and climbing prices. Americans witnessed bouts of instability in everything they did. Finding good news in the headlines was nearly impossible. One good thing did happen in 1982 though, and that was the passage of the Orphan Drug Bill, (1982). After Congress passed the measure, the president signed the act, and that made it law. For thousands of victims of orphaned deseases, it offers some sense of hope. There are about 150 orphan diseases, some well - known, like cystic fibrosis, others people have never heard tell of, like Tourette Syndrome, Wilson's disease, neurofibromatosis, and the list of afflictions goes on and on. There is very little profit - making to be done in the development of an orphan drug. Pharmaceutical manufacturers can't survive without certain percentages of profit on the medications they Think Piece manufacture. Development of these medications is unpopular. The estimated cost of researching and experimenting with the development of a new drug is at $70 million. That kind of investment is difficult to absorb if only a few people will need the drug. The industry itself has produced orphan - drugs, by and large it has absorbed any incurred loss. Because some of these diseases affect so few people, clinical trials that are required by government standards are impossible. The passage of the act has gi ven new "push" for the private development of these medications in industry. It has provided a tax credit for the private industry for the next seven years, which means that the private industry will not have to absorb all of the loss on its own, the government will help. While miracles may not take place in these seven years, at least there is a hope that people can live with. Where our money goes by Bruce R. Preston As promised in the introduction to this column, I will be presenting you with information of great importance to you with which you may be unfamiliar. Well, it took a lot of phone calls, a lot of run around, and a lot of frustration but here's today's story. Hold on to your seats, it may get a little rough in spots. We're supposed to be proud of our campus right? Right! We're supposed to feel welcome here right? Right! Well, it's a little difficult to feel at home when we're asked to pay rent right here in our own backyard. Let me throw a few facts at you: every time the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) sponsors an event (or anyone else for that matter) in the Union Square they have to pay $175 rent. Every time they show a film in the Cinema they have to pay $10 rent plus the projectionist's fee (other groups have to pay even more). Out of the 11 UW system campuses Parkside and Milwaukee are the only two which have to pay for the use of their own facilities. Where does all of this money come from? You and me friends, through segregated fees from our tuition. Kind of seems silly to pay a cover charge of about $3 af ter you've already paid $175 to rent the Union, doesn't it? "You have already paid us (through the use of segregated fees to pay for the rent of the Union) and you're paying again to get in the door and there's nothing we (PAB) can do about it," said PAB President Chris Hammelev. Where does all of this money go? According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, the bulk of the $175 goes for paying the student help and for maintenance (notice this does not include set - up or take down crew or security). Any percentage of the money left is "profit" and goes into the general budget which covers among other things, "Union overhead." It makes sense t o pay the help doesn't it? But let's take into account the fact that 15% of the Union employees are work - study (which requires the employer to pay only 20% of that employee's salary) and also that the Union won't allow the group sponsoring the event to supply its own volunteer help. With winter carnival coming, PAB has to rent the Union two nights for student activities. This hardly seems to be incentive for the committee to increase carnival activities and thereby hopefully increase student participation. "Why do we have to rent our own Union," asks a frustrated Terry Tunks, chairperson of the Winter Carnival Committee. "I could understand it if we could not guarantee beer sales (on which the Union gets 100% of the profit) but there will be more than enough sales." "I think it sucks," adds an understandably furious Hammelev. "I can't recall any time they (the Union) didn't make money off beer sales." "PAB has really been and still is getting screwed. Just look at what we pay for the facilities we use compared to what the other UW campus activities boards' pay," said Hammelev. Patti Bursten, president of Milwaukee's Union Activities Board is also upset. Not only is Milwaukee the only other campus which has to pay to use its own facilities but UW - M has to pay in excess of $700 at times. They have been fighting the exhorbitant fees but have not been having success, "We either pay or we don't program," she said. Marilyn Bugenhagen, assistant coordinator of Parkside Student Activities is investigating the matter by surveying the other UW system campuses and looking into costs. "I'm wondering if students should be charged," she commented. "I think something needs to be done." Niebuhr doesen't. "It is not a student Union or Cinema," he said. "It is a Campus Union and a Campus Cinema and the students are given a priority in use and a benefit in the cost they are charged." "Things haven't gone as well in the past as they could have with Union operations," said PSGA President Jim Kreuser. "With the Union Advisory Board going into effect, maybe the Union will become more student oriented." On the topic of the new board Hammelev added, "Maybe now we will have a student oriented Union — at least a campus oriented union — rather than the 'Parkside Wedding Reception and Convention Center'." However, the Union is not alone in this crime against the people, the Physical Education Department shares in this. As Wayne Dannehl, director of Physical Education puts it, "If there is going to be a social event sponsored by a student organization the students shouldn't be charged to use their own facilities. But if there is going to be a major money making event we should be able to charge some rent." Continued On Page Eight ^SjORGANIZATION OF PETROLEUM EXPORTING COUNTRIES Editor's notes It's time to gather forces! by Pat Hensiak Editor It's a good thing last year's Winter Carnival theme isn't this year's. Last year's was 'Take This Snow and Shovel It!!' If we had developed something like that as a theme, we'd probably look pretty silly two weeks from now, when the carnival is on, and there is no snow. That's why this year we have SNOW WARS: PARKSIDE STRIKES BACK! Even if there isn't any snow, at least we can strike back against the cold of winter. And what interesting sounding contests we have this year. Ice Block Sitting. Of course, only the editor of a newspaper could be excited about this. There Letters to the editor is actually money in this folks. For sitting on an ice block, you can make from $10 - $20. Take into account that you can only wear one pair of pants, and one pair of long underwear, and that pnuemonia medication is $27.62 this year, and it all becomes a bit less attractive. We excited editors also know how to wrap plastic around our legs. Not that I would cheat, but I would like to know how they plan to check if you are following regulations according to the Winter Carnival Rules. I won't give any suggestions for checking. We'll leave well - enough alone. Then there's Broom Ball Relays. Sure, Sure, on the ice pond behind Greenquist. So we loose a few students to this ice. Perhaps a few faculty. We'll see. Now, it has been claimed that this ice will be checked before any games start. The checking is the part I want to see. How can they know if it's safe, if they don't walk on it at all? It will be rather amusing to see who gets stuck checking this ice. I don't think this comes under physical plant job descriptions. I may be wrong though. Nonetheless, Winter Carnival slowly creeps up on us, and as goofy as it sounds, if we allow it to, Winter Carnival will develop friendships and some sense of camaraderie for us. Most who attended Fallfest noticed it, and if time is taken, more people can take notice this Winter, during the carnival. It's time, to gather forces. Wisconsin open primary worth it! To the Editor: Unless Wisconsin residents make a conscious effort to save their traditionally "open" primary before April of this year, Wisconsinites will lose this historic privilege! Why is an "open" primary so important to residents of Wisconsin? First of all, the open primary gives Wisconsinites the right to vote privately, rather than having to declare themselves as a Republican or Democrat to the public. Secondly, our traditionally open primary is part of Wisconsin's proud progressive heritage worth preserving. Residents may not realize that the primary is in serious danger, but the Democratic National Committee won a federal court case in 1981 (LaFollette v. the Democratic Party of the United States) which sustained their authority to have no legal obligation to recognize Wisconsin delegates chosen through the open primary. If our delegates are not recognized, then our historic open primary will not only become obsolete, but will eventually be replaced by a different procedure. One of these possibilities is a closed primary in which residents Save Seybold To the Editor: An open appeal hearing will be held for Prof. Peter Seybold on Friday, Jan. 28 at 1 p.m. in Moln 324. This is a chance for concerned students, faculty and community members to show their support for Prof. Seybold and open participation in these processes. Marie E. Marten will be forced to declare publicly their party preference before being allowed to vote. This invasion of privacy may discourage Independent voters from voting in Wisconsin and other residents whose occupations may be affected by their party affiliation. Another possible way of apportioning delegates would be through caucuses run by the national party. In this case, Wisconsinites would lose their right to directly participate in the nominating of candidates because the. decision would become the responsibility of a much smaller core of highly - motivated political activists. As a Wisconsin resident proud of its progressive heritage, I urge all Wisconsinites to ask their legislators to place the following as a referendum question on the April ballot: We, the people of Wisconsin, ask the Democratic National Committee to respect our progressive traditions and allow us to retain our historic "open" primary as the means of apportioning delegates to the Democratic National Convention. It is hoped that through the anticipated response to the referendum, the Democratic National Committee will be forced to realize just how important our "open" primary is to us in Wisconsin. We ask them to make Continued On Page Five Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager _ STAFF LeruV B.Y!7^'. 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The RANGER defamatory cwTent pnvi,e9es ,n re,usln9 *'nt letters which contain false or Orchard Courts default; Bank requests receiver by Bob Riesling News Editor The First Bank Southeast of Kenosha has requested that Orchard Courts apartments, located on Wood Rd. next to the Child Care Center, be placed in receivership as the result of defaulting on a $300 thousand loan. The loans were used primarily for renovation of the brick buildings in the complex, known as "Parkside Village Phase II'' at the time of construction. The wooden buildings, "Phase I" were not renovated. An attorney for the bank said the request for receivership was still in its preliminary stages, and no one has yet been named receiver. He added that it was a common practice" and in no way implied that the apartments would cease operation. A receiver is a person who appointed by the court at the creditor's request, oversees the operation of the company's operation and guarantees that the1 business is fulfilling its obligations. The Orchard Courts management team, brought in by the apartment's owner, Certified Property Management of Milwaukee, Wis. are the defaulting party in the action. They were brought in when Parkside changed its student housing to the Racine YMCA. Changing the name to Orchard Courts, the apartments now attract people from Kenosha itself, although about 40 Parkside students still live there. Although Parkside has tried to purchase the property in the past, they were unable to because the value of the property was too high. Even now, there are no plans to acquire it, as the renovations have actually increased the value of the apartments. In fact, because of the increased value of the property, the court could appoint one of the Orchard Courts management team to act as receiver. No conflict of in terest would be created, because of t hat increased value. Academic games And just what is tenure? Seybold appeal Friday The Behavioral Science Division Executive Committee will meet tomorrow to consider a decision to grant a one year contract extension to associate professor of sociology Peter Seybold. Seybold was denied a one year extension of his contract, a step leading to tenure, at a contract renewal hearing last semester. The committee cited a lack of creative activity as the cause. Seybold believes that the high marks he has gotten from students offset any shortcomings in scholarly research. Further, he believes that students should have an active part in the decision making process, and has therefore requested an open hearing. The hearing is open to the public and will be held in MOLN 328 at 1 p. m. by Jeanne Buenker-Phillips The biggest prize that a faculty member can win in the academic game is tenure. The typical Parkside faculty member spends most of his or her first six years here in the almost single - minded pursuit of that goal. If he or she fails in the quest, it means, for all practical purposes, a dead end to the possibilities of an academic career, given the current state of the marketplace. If he or she succeeds at gaining tenure, on the other hand, it means a virtual lifetime guaranteed appointment, with all the benefits which that implies. In either case tenure decisions are clearly the most important ones made at Parkside in any given academic year and certainly generate the most interest and controversy. Tenure is also one of the most misunderstood aspects of academic life, especially for students and community people. Today, most people tend to see tenure as a form of job security, not unlike civil service or seniority. Historically, though, tenure evolved as a protection of academic freedom, a guarantee that scholars could pursue research in sensitive areas or discuss controversial subjects in class without the fear of losing their positions. University professors, by the nature of their work, need to be free to challenge "conventional wisdom" or attack "sacred cows", if they are to push back frontiers of knowledge in their field. In this sense tenure is akin to Congressional or diplomatic immunity, the privilege between doctor and patient or lawyer and client. It is a condition of labor which professionals need to pursue their craft. Tenure is also a vote of confidence or respect given by a person's colleagues on the basis of his or her performance during the probationary period. The institution of tenure grew up in the medievil university where the right of academic freedom needed to be protected from repressive governments and churches. According to Professor John Buenker, "tenure grew out of the midevil conception of the university of a corporation with contractual rights that required special conditions of labor. Universities were governed by boards of st udents or faculty who conferred tenure on those judged worthy." Although tenure is officially conferred by the Board of Regents and the university administration today, the tradition of having the faculty make the professional evaluations continues. According to the University of Wisconsin rules and regulations, tenure is an "appointment for an unlimited period granted to a ranked faculty member by the board upon the affirmative recommendation of the appropriate academic department, or its functional equivalent, and the chancellor of an institution via the president of the system." Procedurally, the question of tenure at Parkside is first considered by the candidate's Security Divisional Executive Committee, the "functional equivalent" of th e appropriate academic department. If the divisional recommendation is positive, it is reviewed by the Personnel Review Committee, a campus - wide body consisting of one representative from each division plus four at - large members. This is to insure that certain campus - wide standards are maintained and the divisions make a serious effort to evaluate their candidates. If the P.R.C. recommendation is positive, it is transmitted by the chairman to Vice Chancellor/ Dean of Faculty Lorman A. Ratner, who has been delegated the authority to make such decisions of Chancellor Alan E. Guskin. Although the Vice Chancellor conducts a separate investigation of his own, he generally accepts the recommendation of the P. R. C. and the Divisional Executive Committee. If the P. R. C. recommendation has been negative, the Vice Chancellor could go with the positive recommendation of th e Divisional Executive Committee, but he cannot grant tenure without the positive recommendation of at least one faculty committee. Although the Vice - Chancellor can ignore positive recommendations from the P. R. C., that likelihood is rare if the faculty takes its task seriously. It is also a faculty prerogative to develop rules for evaluating faculty members, "after con- Continued On Page Four February 16 named "Lobby Day" in Madison A Parkin8 regulations refresher course A spokesperson from the United Council of University of Wisconsin Student Governments announced recently that UW students will converge upon the state capitol in February to protest a tuition increase requested by the UW Board of Regents. Curt Pawlisch, Legislative Affairs Director for United Council, said that students throughout the UW System will meet with their State Representatives and State Senators in Madison on February 16th to discuss the level of tuition for the next two academic years. The UW Board of Regents has requested that tuition be set at 27 percent of the cost of instruction for both 1983 - 84 and 1984 - 85. Tuition has traditionally been set at 25 p ercent. "This is a neutron - bomb - type budget request," Pawlisch stated. "The University claims it needs a tuition increase to defend itself from the recession. But the defense will result in empty classrooms — a tuition increase contributes to the growing financial burden placed upon students and their families — and it's a burden many students no longer can carry." Tuition for 1983 - 84 will be $50.00 above its current level for resident undergraduates. In 1984 - 85, it will be $80.00 above the 1983 - 84 level. "I urge all students in the UW system to come to Madison on February 16th, so we can make a strong impression on the legislature that the defense of higher education from budget cutbacks should not include solutions which lead to a shrinkage in student population," Pawlisch said. by Vince Gigliotti It's the beginning of a new semester, this means new students and new class schedules for returning students. Although the parking regulations remain the same, a short review may help those who are new at Parkside and refresh the memories of returning students. Everyone who parks a vehicle on campus must have a valid parking permit. If you have an "S" on your permit, that permit is invalid. It was only good for the Fall Semester. Permits can only be purchased from the Campus Security Department. Do not buy permits from any individuals, these are usually stolen permits. When you get caught using a stolen permit you will receive a $15 pa rking ticket and you must turn in the stolen permit. You will also need to buy a new permit to park on campus and you will be out the money you paid for the stolen permit. This could get very expensive. Only buy your permit from Campus Security. If yo u have a white permit, you may park in any of the lots, anytime of the day. The white permit does not entitle the owner to park in Reserved, Disabled or metered areas. If you park at a meter you must put money in the meter. The meters are here for campus visitors, not students. The white permit lots are the Union Lot, the Comm / Arts Lot and the Phy Ed Lot. The white permit does not guarantee you a space in a particular lot. If the lot you want to park in is full, you must go to another lot. Since the Phy Ed Lot rarely fills up completely, the excuse that a lot was full is not a valid reason to park illegally. There is never any parking allowed on Outer Loop or Inner Loop Roads. If you have a green permit you must park in the Tallent Hall Lot until 1:00 p. m. After 1:00 p. m. you may park in any of the lots. Green permits are not allowed to park in the Phy Ed Lot until after 1:00 p. m. Green permit owners may not park in any Reserved, Continued On Page Four Three internal auditors addressed members of t he Parkside Computer Club and the Parkside chapter of DPMA on the subject of internal auditing on the evening of Dec. 7. "The Best Seat in the House" was the title of the presentation by Tom Twinem, Dennis Duran and Chuck Kohli, certified internal auditors for Wisconsin Electric. The field of i nternal auditing is a "well - kept secret," according to Twinem. Internal auditors analyze and evaluate the financial __ and operating activities of a corporation and report their recommendations to the corporation's directors. Internal auditing transcends public accounting as a profession and has its own professional organization, the Institute of Internal Auditors, which sponsors a certification The obscure field of internal auditing explained program for its members. Over 24 thousand internal auditors belong to this forty - year - old organization, and that figure will rise considerably as management becomes increasingly aware of the value of internal auditing. Duran pointed out that one of the most attractive aspects of internal auditing is its independence within the company. Internal auditors make their appraisals for either the chairman or the board of d irectors, so they must have the freedom to report objectively. Internal auditing covers all facets of a company which makes for a variety of interesting tasks, and the high visibility to top management increases promotional opportunities. When performing an audit, the auditors first familiarize themselves with the subject, its policies and procedures, according to the management's objectives. A formal program for conducting the audit is then drawn up and field research is done to satisfy its demands. The product is the audit report, which is written up and submitted with appraisals and r e c o m m e n d a t i o n s f o r management action. Within the field there is the specialized field of electronic data processing (EDP) auditing. Kohli, an EDP auditor, explained how the EDP auditor is interested in the evaluation and verification of information systems controls. Programmer access, down time, libraries, security, power requirements and applications development are just some of the areas where controls are of interest to the EDP auditor. ITVV A1TU T Marquette University LSAT Law School Admission Test Review 2 Saturdays, February 5-12 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. FEE: $95 LOCATION: Lalumiere Language Hall, Room 205 Marquette University Campus For more information contact: Marquette University Division of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee. Wl 53233 224-7345 or 224-7499 Thursday, January 27, 1983 RANGER Parkside grad deals in dreams Jennie Tunkiecz Not all Parkside graduates become what they originally set out to be. One communications graduate, for example, now works closely with chickens, gorillas, belly dancers, and strippers and claims he can make any fantasy come true. This amazing entrepeneur is Larry Zamba, 25, president of Warn Bam Singing Telegram! Inc. While at Parkside Zamba had the same battle plan that most King awarded Fisher scholarship LARRY ZAMBA, president of Warn Bam Singing Telegram. most students have; send out resumes and get a job. It didn't work out exactly that way. "I knew that based on my personality I would have a little bit of trouble conforming to bosses who say 'Come in, wear a suit and tie, work hard, be humble, and we'll take care of you,' I'm not that kind of individual," said Zamba. Donning a silver jumpsuit, a yellow t - shirt bearing the company logo and white Nikes, Zamba showed he is definitely not the three piece suit COMING THURS., FEB. 3 UNION SQUARE 9 P.M. YOU BET YOUR... \ « Swe e t f j h e e k s : type of man. Zamba feels he learned some important things in college. "My company is founded on the 'Theory Y Co.' that I learned from Prof. Lee Thayer. I also developed the prototype for Cluck the Wonder Chicken, a telegram character, while participating in Prof. David Holmes' Phantasicus Festival. But a lot of college was crap," said Zamba. "College is what you make of it, but I was a little bored." The most vital aspect of college to Zamba was the time given to mature. "College game me four more years to grow up. It allowed me to sit and age; much like a cheese." And now around Kenosha, Zamba has become quite a big cheese. After graduating, Zamba held a variety of jobs before coming up with the telegram idea. He first worked as a free lance photographer. "That's when I had my first inkling that I should go into business for myself," said Zamba. Then he worked at a child care center, La Macchia Travel Agency and as a substitute teacher for the Kenosha School District. Zamba got the idea to start a singing telegram service in Kenosha when he saw an ad for another company. "I thought I could do something like that, then I started reading a little bit more about it. I saw that telegrams were becoming a very hip tWng to do so I decided to give it a try and see what would happen," he said. His telegram business has flourished into a popular corporation in only two years. Zamba is also now offering others the opportunity to open their own franchises of the singing telegram service in Milwaukee and Madison. The popularity of the business is due to Zambas' enthusiasm and the company's motto: making people happy. "The thrust of our business is to make people happy. We pride ourselves in being one of the 'premier' singing telegram organizations in the country. Our performances last 15 minutes and the audience gets a complete scripted show — it's not ad - libbed," he said. Despite a lack of free time, Zamba is enjoying his success and plans to continue working hard until he reaches his goal. "Owning your own business really cuts down on your social life. You have to spend a lot of time with it instead of going out. Right now, working 10 -12 hours a day is not unusual. My goal is to become a millionaire by the time I'm 30 — if I keep up this pace I probably will be," concluded Zamba with a smile. The I Alternative Spring Break Vacation! From ONLY 369 Plus $30 Bahamian Tax Includes: •Roundtrip Airfare on Boeing 707 Charter to Freeport or Nassau. •7 nights Deluxe Hotel Accommodations. •Roundtrip Transfers from Airport to Hotel. •Baggage Handling. •Taxes & Gratuities. •Complimentary Cocktail P^ty. _ a? The $175 Peg Fisher Communication Scholarship was presented to Rachel King, a senior in Communication, on January 17, 1983. A Communication faculty awards committee selected Ms. King as the recipient of this competitive award on the basis of * Club Events *• Art Addicts The Art Addicts will meet on Monday, Jan. 31 in CA 111 at 1 p.m. Topics to be discussed will be the '83-'84 budget and elections, Winter Carnival and the semester's scheduled events. Please attend — all are welcome to participate. Accounting The Accounting Club will hold two special meetings to elect officers for the next semester. On Wednesday, Feb. 2 at 1 p. m. in Moln 107 the election of the top four officers will take place. Nominations for chairpersons for the different committees will also be taken. Then, on Monday, Feb. 14 at 1 p. m. in Moln 107 the chairpersons will be elected. Other club business will also be discussed. Getting involved in the Accounting Club not only looks good on your resume, it's a good opportunity for the personal growth as well. Security . . . Continued From Page Three Disabled or meter areas. During periods of snow and bad weather it becomes very important that you park properly. When you arrive on campus, look for the lots that have been already plowed. Nothing slows up the plowing process as bad as a few cars parked in the middle of the lot. Another way of getting to and from campus is the bus. Both the Kenosha and Racine City Bus systems serve the campus. There is also an Evening Bus Service that leaves the campus at 9:30 p. m. Monday through Thursday. This service has two buses. One has a route through Kenosha and the other through Racine. Schedules for all the buses are available at the Union Information Desk. Pick up a schedule and keep it handy, you may need to use the buses some day. Purchase your permits only from Campus Security. Display your permits when you park on campus and park only in the proper places. Obey the parking regulations and avoid paying parking tickets. Remember you're not the only person to use the lots. Be considerate of others when you park. SUNDAY CHICAGO DEPARTURES WEEKLY GO FREE! Organize a group of 25, or 15 for 1/2 FREE TRIP! CALL NOW for Reservations! Space is definitely LIMITED! 1st come, 1st Served! Reservations after Feb. 1 on a Space Available Basis Only. CONTACT: Sun & Ski Adventures 2256 North Clark Street Chicago. IL 60614 312-871-1070 "excellent qualifications extremely well presented," according to Janet Wells, a member of the committee. First publicized in the Ranger in early December, the scholarship required applicants to meet a number of criteria. Among them were a current GPA of 3.2 and a desire to pursue a communication career in a business environment. The award was presented to Ms. King at the opening session of this spring's Modules with Tenure . . . Continued From Page Three sultation with appropriate students and with the approval of the Chancellor." At Parkside these rules were developed in the first few years of its existence. The U. W. rules hold that "tenure is not required solely because of years of service." In other words, tenure is not a reward for longevity, a form of seniority, or a plum given to those who don't "rock the boat." Specifically, tenure can be granted wily after an evaluation of "teaching, research, and professional and public service and contributions to the institutions." These criteria are developed and written out, so that each faculty member can know what they are from the day of initial appointment. Probationary faculty are also supposed to get annual progress reports in their merit reviews and through discussions with their chairperson, to determine how well they are meeting the criteria. If tenure is an "unlimited appointment", does that mean that universities are "stuck" with faculty who prove to be "deadwood" after having earned tenure? Contrary to popular Special counseling Professional Communicators. Ms. Fisher, a consultant / trainer who is a Professional Associate of the Communication Program, declared her intention to sponsor the one - time scholarship after presenting a module to students last October. Modules with Professional Communicators, a program designed to bring students and successful practitioners together, was launched in the Fall as a part of the revised Communication curriculum. belief, tenured faculty members can be dismissed, but the process is extremely difficult, in order to protect academic freedom and to minimize the possibility of people being fired for political or ideological beliefs. In the UW System, the dismissal of a tenured faculty member requires the ultimate approval of the Board of Regents, can come only after a proper hearing, and can only be for "just cause." The latter criteria is deliberately vague and general but has usually been held to cover such areas as demonstrated incompetence, abuse of academic freedom, and "moral turpitude", whether sexual or financial. In all cases, the burden of proof for making the charges stick is on the institution. In the vast majority of cases, however, tenure does not amount to a lifetime appointment. There can be no doubt that tenure sometimes protects incompetent instructors or breeds a sense of arrogance. More importantly, though, it is the best guarantee in an imperfect world that faculty members have been judged competent by a jury of their peers and can continue to pursue their teaching and research without threats to their well - being. sessions set Do you need help developing assertive skills? Overcoming public speaking anxiety? Help to quit smoking? Help in overcoming a specific fear (heights, water, driving, etc.)? Special group counseling programs are being offered this semester to Parkside students concerned with any of these problems. The programs are sponsored by psychology professor William Morrow. Students in his Behavioral Counseling class will conduct the groups under his supervision. The programs are free and open to the public. The programs will employ structured counseling and training procedures which have been found in controlled studies to be relatively effective for particular problems. Each program will involve six to ten counseling / training sessions, plus homework activities. Sign - up cards will be available at the Main Place information kiosk. The deadline is Wednesday Feb. 2. >Ranger n eeds writers, photographers, etc. . . This Thurs.f Jan. 27 FOLLOWING UW-PAR KSIDE VS. MARION COLLEGE BASKETBALL Danein" Machine 9:00 PM UNION SQUARE Free with basketball ticket exchange at the game - or — $2.00 at the door More pop and new wave appear as Milwaukee radio changes hv Tnnv - ^ RANGER Thursday , January 27, 1983 Bayuzick and DeVinny display by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Many strange things are happening on the Milwaukee radio scene, some good, some bad, but all strange. First the bad things. In case you don't already know WFMR, the classics - and - jazz station, has turned to an (cringe) adult contemporary format. Pop music, in other words. However at the same moment that WFMR dropped the classics, another station, namely WXJY at 98 FM picked them up. WXJY also picked up some of WFMR's disc jockeys, and may apply for the FMR call letters. The only problem with this arrangement is that while WFMR broadcasts the likes of Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms from the middle of Milwaukee with an eight - hundred foot antenna and twenty - thousand watts of power, WXJY squeaks a three - thousand watt signal from a two hundred foot antenna in Menominee Falls. If you can get WXJY in the Racine - Kenosha area, you are luckv WUWM, the University of Milwaukee's station, hired Obie Yadgar, the former FMR jockey, and is expanding its classical format. So even with FMR gone, there seems to be an abundance of RON CUZNER - man without a radi o station. Jazz is another matter. Suprisingly, Ron Cuzner, host of "The Dark Side" jazz program and teacher here at Parkside, has not yet been hired by any Milwaukee radio station — I don't understand this, as Cuzner's unique, and the best radio program in the area. There is a large void left with the demise of 'Dark Side' — hopefully one of the Milwaukee stations will have the foresight and good taste to hire Cuzner. WLPX, formerly a strictly sixties and heavy metal rock station, has gone new wave. Yes you heard right. LPX is playing Joe Jackson, The Clash, Flock of Seagulls, The Psychedelic Furs, Men at Work and the like. I think this is a good thing — for a long time the only new music heard on LPX was crap like Journey, 38 Special, Styx, and other drekkish types. With the new format LPX has picked up on some fresh, innovative music. This change probably came about simply because of new wave's rising popularity — LPX has to keep its' ratings up. However, LPX's play list hasn't loosened up much. Most of the new wave played is the popular stuff — LPX isn't really taking any chances with their new format, but at least they are willing to change. I'm surprised that WQFM didn't make the jump to new wave first — for a long time, QFM was known as a progressive music station, but all you hear on QFM now is the junk that LPX used to play. There is no Parkside art professors Dennis Bayuzick and Doug DeVinny will be exhibiting their creative work at Mount Mary College in Milwaukee Jan. 17 through Feb. 14 as part of a four - person show. The other artists are Lisa Englander and Estherly Allen from Milwaukee. Bayuzick, assistant professor of art, will be showing both oil and airbrushed acrylic works from his on - going series of dream - inspired paintings. He has his Master of Fine Arts degree from Ohio University School of Art and was a visiting professor of painting there before coming to Parkside in 1977. His most recent exhibitions include the 1982 Wisconsin Biennial Juried Exhibit at the Madison Art Center and the Great Lakes Regional Juried Show at the Valley Art Center in Cleveland, Ohio. Bayuzick will also be exhibiting a recent work in the National Comics Art Invitational Exhibit at Edinboro State College in Pennsylvania during January. DeVinny, associate professor of art and currently Coordinator of the Art Discipline, will be exhibiting recent figurative prints and drawings at Mount Mary. He has a Master of Fine Arts degree in print - making from Indiana University, and taught at Mesa College in Colorado and Skidmore College in New York before coming to Parkside in 1979. His most important recent exhibitions include the 1982 Boston Printmakers Juried National Show and the Rockford and Vicinity Juried Show at the Burpee Art Museum. New M usic 'Dallol' mixes soul and reggae SWVS^SSS^: Berndt paintings on display at gallery by Napoleon Scarbrough There is a new trend of music coming into its own amid the clutter of different sounds that dominates America's airwaves. This is African Soul music fused with Jamaican Reggae. The marriage produces a totally unique sound. Since many J a m a i c a n s , e s p e c i a l l y An exhibition of paintings and drawings by Madison artist Randall Berndt will be on display in the Parkside Communication Arts Gallery until Feb. 3. The one - man show will consist of imaginative and often humorous figurative works inspired by the artist's personal mythology of bizarre characters and improbable scenarios / narratives, all treated in a unique cartoon - expressionistic style. Berndt received his Master of Fine Arts degree in painting from the University of Wisconsin - Madison in 1969 and he has taught drawing and painting there as well as at the Madison Area Technical College. He also has been a visiting artist in the Sheboygan Public School System. Currently he is self - employed as a full - time artist in Madison. He has exhibited in many juried shows throughout the state and Midwest, including Wisconsin '81 at UW - Stevens Point, the 61st Annual Wisconsin Painters and Sculptors Exhibit at UW - Milwaukee, the 1st Wisconsin Biennial at the Madison Art Center and Wisconsin Directions II at the Milwaukee Art Museum. His exhibition at UW - Parkside is supported in part through a special project grant from the Wisconsin Arts Board. Regular gallery hours at UW-P are Monday through Thursday, 1 to 6 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday from 7 to 10 p.m. Computer course to be offered A noncredit course in the business and professional use of the personal computer is being offered by University Extention at Parkside beginning Monday, Jan. 31. The course will help answer many questions, such as how a personal computer could help you in your business or profession, and what software and hardware is available and how to proceed with your selection. It is designed to survey the market, discuss real problems, identify strengths and weaknesses of actual computer products and provide guidance in the installation and use of microcomputers. Each person will have the opportunity to use a personal computer and representative business systems as word processing and Visicalc spreadsheets. The instructor, Robert Luke of Kenosha, is an independent business consultant with over 20 years experience in the computer field. He specializes in the productive use of computers for business and industry. The class will meet on four Mondays, 7:30 - 9:30, in Tallent Hall. The fee is $20. Register with University Extension, UWParkside, Tallent Hall, Ext. 2312. Body Shoppe free to students If you are trying to lose weight but not doing anything about it, then consider visiting the Student Health Center in Moln D-115 and enrolling in the "Body Shoppe." The Body Shoppe is a free, ten - week, individualized, self - help weight loss program. After choosing a meal plan and a realistic and attainable weight loss goal, you will be able to stop weekly, at your convenience, to weigh in and to obtain written information and materials to take along. Each week look for "helps" and suggestions in the fabric wall hanging near each scale. You will find the following: a weekly recipe, a weekly bulletin, nutritious news and exercise tips A nurse will be available to provide additional information. To enroll, contact the Student Health Center between Jan. 17 and Feb. 11. Rastafarians, can trace their roots to Ethiopia, the blend is quite natural. One such group that has found this blend is Dallol, an Ethiopian band from Addis Ababa, the capital of that nation. Of the four man band, Greg Barnes, guitarist, is the only Jamaican. The fusion that the three Ethiopians and one Jamaican produce can be enjoyed at its best on their new single release "Reggae Boogie," which was produced by Rita Marley, whom they've recently toured with. Other material includes "Reggae Moonlight" and "Reggae Makousa," an afro - beat straight ahead funk / reggae blend, and "Ashkru," a traditional Ethiopian number. Combine all this with the band's laid back attitude and you have some of the best "Ethiopian Reggae" you have laid ears on. If you are looking for some music with African roots, Dallol is good, sound diggings. Primary- FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTOBANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. PARKSIDE UNION SPRING SEMESTER FOOD PLANS, 1983 SAVE UP TO 9% • BREAKFASTS • LUNCHES • COMBINATION FROM $117 TO $322 For Contract Information Contact: Parkside Union Rm. 209 Or Call 553-2200 Continued From Page Two an exception in our case by recognizing our delegates at the nominating convention. Sincerely yours, Regine Rademacher Student Co-Chairperson of the Citizen's Committee to SAVE OUR PRIMARY c/o Pre-Law Society UW-Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141 dulcet ^nppe In The Parkside Union FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE CANDY, NUTS AND SNACKS SOLD THE OLD FASHIONED WAY JANUARY SPECIAL FREE Z4 Lb. Sampler With Any Purchase of $1.00 or More Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. Thursday, January 27,1983 RANGER Feature Survey As Feature Editor, I want to know what Parkside students are interested in seeing in the Feature section of The Ranger. I want to know what you like what yOU don't like, what you think we have too much of, and what we don't cover enough. Features include movie reviews, album reviews, interviews and general Feature articles (humor, etc.) so when thinking about your response, please don't write about news or sports sections. This survey is just for Features. You can drop off this blank at the Ranger office. I would greatly appreciate your time in filling out the survey. etc? the F" 2. What do you dislike about Features section? 4. Any other comments? d0 you most often read in Features, and why What articles do you remember most from last semester? 1635 50th St., Kenosha 654-6382 THE SPINNING WHEEL LIVE LOUNGE MUSIC Every Saturday Night NO COVER EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 25710 oz. Tappers 8 a.m.-12 noon SEVEN DAYS A WEEK FIVE DIFFERENT BRANDS OF BEER ON TAP Old Style, Michelob, Stroh's, Budweiser, Bud Light Regular 10 oz. Glass 50* Frosty Schooners 55* — Mugs 75' Wednesday Night Is Pitcher Night Kamikazes, Alabama Slammers, Watermelons 32 oz. Pitcher Only $4.00 Food Available 8 am to II pm Quarter or Half Pound Cheeseburgers & Hamburgers Homemade Chili YOU'VE TRIED THE REST NOW TRY THE BEST if Talk of the Town' brings new wave to Union by Kathy Ray burn Talk Of the Town appeared Friday night at the Union Square, to a large and responsive crowd! The band was labeled new wave and had they felt the majority of the audience were of that persuasion, they might have kept on that track. But as usual, most groups encounter a varied audience and Talk of the Town responded well to the challenge. The band played a mixture of Nick Lowe, The Clash, The Who, Elvis Costello, Squeeze, The Rolling Stones, XTC, The Byrds The Producers and The Kinks! Talk of the Town also slipped in a few numbers the crowd were not familiar with, compositions of their own. As usual there was an element in the crowd who refused to partake of a new listening experience. The guy behind me, upon hearing an original lyric, yelled, "play something I know,"' as the beer sloshed back and forth m his cup. This typical response infuriates any self - respecting band member who is serious MARTY ROSS, lead vocalist of "Talk of the Town". about his music. Then about three fourths of the way through the evening, one of the guitarists, Breck "Opie" Burns, began toying with guitar riffs and the majority in the crowd roared their approval. The band gave in and followed with Lynyrd Skynyrd, Deep Purple, and Led Zeppelin. Talk of the Town is comprised of four musicians who have banded together briefly during a transitional period in each of their respective careers. Marty Ross, lead vocals and guitar for the band, is a member of The Wigs, a Milwaukee based band. The Wigs have a successful LP released in the Milwaukee area. Soon he will be joining other members of The Wigs, who are now in California furthering the band's career. Both Scott Kruger, bass and vocals, and Breck Burns, vocals and lead rhythm guitars, are members of The Shivers, another successful band from Milwaukee. Sean McCue is drummer for the band. There are many ways to spend a Friday evening. The Union Square with Talk of the Town was one of the better. You can catch the band ' °— vy.mi guiuu lliivvee FreeDb.. q4 oonn 9933 QQEFMM.. Milwaukee Rep opens The Foreigner' AA nnpeww pcnomm#e»dHyv Kbtyr Milwaukee's favorite playwright, Larry Shue, will kick off the second half of the Milwaukee Repertory Theater's 1982-83 season. THE FOREIGNER will run through February 20 in the Performing Arts Center's Todd Wehr Theater. What could possibly happen to a shy English desk clerk visiting a quiet little resort in the Georgia woods? Plenty! Through a wild series of hilarious twists, poor Charlie Baker discovers the privileges, pitfalls and powers that come when he accidentally assumes the role of a non - English speaking guest. THE FOREIGNER is the second work by MRT actor / playwright Larry Shue to be presented on the Rep mainstage. In 1981, his first full - length Dlav THE NERD, was the comedy hit of the season; a farcical story that recently received its European premiere with England's Manchester Royal Exchange Theater. Mr. Shue has been a resident artist with the MRT since 1977. His other plays include GRANDMA DUCK IS DEAD, WENCESLAS SQUARE and a children's play MY EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES. MRT Resident Director Nick Faust will make his Rep main- S^Ldebut by staging THE FOREIGNER. Since joining the Company in 1980 he has directed a number of new plays at the MRT's Court Street Theater and he recently staged his second production of the Rep's A CHRISTMAS CAROL. He is currently director of the MRT's new research and development wing, The Lab. Alan Brooks will be featured as the well - meaning Charlie. Mr. Brooks has performed with MRT during the past three seasons, most recently as the First Narrator in A CHRISTMAS CAROL. Other MRT appearances include: Ola Endressen in KINGDOM COME, Don Juan in SECRET INJURY, SECRET REVENGE and Christian in CYRANO DE BERGERAC. He has also performed with the Asolo State Theater, the Virginia Museum Theater and in New York with the C.S.C. Repertory Company. The cast includes MRT newcomers Kenneth Albers, a frequent guest actor with the Cleveland Play House, as Charlie's English friend Froggy and veteran actress Bonnie Horan as the good - natured resort owner, Betty. Larry Ballard, who recently played Bob Cratchit in A CHRISTMAS CAROL, continues his first MRT season in the role of David, a dedicated minister with a dangerous side to his personality. Ellen Lauren, who recently portrayed Laura in the MRT's production of THE GLASS MENAGERIE, will play the minister's dissatisfied wife Katherine. Another MRT veteran,' William Leach, returns to the company to play the sinister building inspector Owen. Peter Rybolt, an intern with The Lab will make his MRT debut as Katherine's gentle, dim - witted brother, Ellard. Set design for THE FOREIGNER is by Bil Mikulewicz, costumes by Patricia M. Risser, lighting by Dawn Chiang, and properties by Sandy Struth. Robin Rumpf is the stage manager. Tickets range from $4 t o $12. A $1 discount is offered to senior citizens and students. Tickets are available at the PAC box office, 929 North Water Street, or may be charged to MasterCard or Visa by calling 273-7206. THE FOREIGNER will be performed Tuesdays through Fridays at 8:00 p.m., Saturdays at 5:00 p.m. and 9:15 p.m., and Sundays at 7:30 p.m. Matinees are at 2:00 p.m., Jan. 26, Feb. 6, 9 and 16. The Rep is well - equipped to accommodate patrons who are blind or in wheelchairs. A signed performance of THE FOREIGNER will be presented at 2:00 p.m., on Sunday, February 6. Deaf and hearing impaired patrons should contact the Performing Arts Center box office at 273-7206. SHOOTING TEAM STANDINGS Team w L National Guard in ? CMI ^ I UW-Parkside II q q Marty's 7 5 Boduens 7 5 Paradise 7 c UW-Parkside I 6 g Rairoad Products 6 6 Alfredos 5 7 Hole Crew 5 7 Colonial Liquors 4 g Western Printing 4 3 W I JasckiMi les< 7 •H IfU/P „A; ™Jr' ,'"V°°d^'and 9em"et'ichkeii UWP Union • Sat, Feb. 5 & 12 • 6 om l am FEATURING: A Rhine wine punch reception anH mr-D* -i * authentic five course German meal prepared by UW-P'S HririPiih« L an head cook; live zither music and Bavarian folk dlndnn " b0rn terta.nment; followed by dancing to a six piece "oomrah"h?rJ?'"nerr.*n" man beer hall atmosphere. Imported beer and wine avaihthio a ADMISSION: $16.50 per person (check or MaSercharae for dinner and entertainment. Seating limited Admnrl ? f°r reception, Make checks payable to UW - Parish and ma'fTo C^T™ T °NLY' Center, UW - Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha 53U1F, ,!?fo!:™ation formation call: 553-2345. ^enosna, 53141. For further University of Wisconsin-Park^ inSport Shots by Robb Luehr Welcome back to the grind folks. As you know, 1982 was an eventful year in sports. San Francisco won its first Super Bowl (in its first try), the Brewers almost won the World Series, and the football season was interrupted by a totally unnecessary strike. But let's not dwell on the past ; 1983 is a whole new year and a lot of interesting and shocking things are going to occur this coming year. Some of these will come to pass, some will not. You decide. • • * Super Bowl XVII: The Washington Redskins beat the Miami Dolphins 24-17, i n front of the first non - sellout crowd in Super Bowl history. After the game, the spectators jump in their chartered bus and go to Pizza Hut to celebrate. Spring training opens in Florida and Arizona. George Steinbrenner visits the Yankee training camp, gets disgusted, and announces — • — • " g W — —• J mm, f • Predictions for '83 sport season that he is trading the entire team to Taiwan in exchange for their little league team. Surprisingly, Billy Martin gets a vote of confidence. March 14 — G erry Cooney vs. Renaldo Snipes: In his first fight since losing to Larry Holmes last June, Cooney pounds out a unanimous decision, despite losing one round for repeated low blows. After the bout, Snipes announces that he is leaving boxing and going to be the first male mezzo - soprano for the New York Metropolitan Opera. Baseball season opens: The Chicago Cubs begin their pennant drive with a narrow 17-16 win in their opener. Meanwhile, the New York Yankees (now the Orientals) are soundly beaten by Toronto 16- 1. Steinbrenner admits that he made a mistake and recalls the Yankees from Taiwan. Billy Martin receives another vote of confidence. The next night, the Yankees are soundly beaten by Toronto 14-2. NHL Playoffs: Chicago and Boston gain the Stanley Cup final; the Blackhawks by beating Wayne Gretzky and the Edmonton Oilers, the Bruins by eliminating the New York Islanders, stopping their bid for their fourth straight Stanley Cup. In the final, the Blackhawks destroy the Bruins four games to none, bringing a champion to Chicago for the second time in three years (the Sting being the last). NBA Playoffs: Milwaukee wins the Eastern Division following a surprisingly easy three games to one victory over Boston; in the west, Los Angeles has no trouble with Phoenix, winning three games to none. In the final, Bob Lanier and Marques Johnson lead the Bucks to their first championship in twelve years, winning four games to three. Major League Baseball: At the All - Star break, the four divisional leaders are the Cubs, Padres, Mariners, and the Brewers. All - Star Game: The American League finally breaks its long losing streak, winning 4-3 in 11 innings. World Series MVP Darrell Porter's wild throw to third allows Oakland's Rickey Henderson to score. Mid - August: The New York Yankees, 21 games behind Milwaukee, are sent to Japan in exchange for the Yomiyuri Giants, who are only 10 games out of first in their division in Japanese baseball. Billy Martin remains in New York to lead the team. George Steinbrenner repeats his confidence in Billy. The Yankees (?) go on to finish 30 games out of first. College Football: Defending national champs Penn State lose their opening game of the season to Yale 27-24, on a last - second field goal. Major League Baseball Playoffs: N.L. — Cubs - Astros; no one expected it, but they made it. The Cubs take 3 games to win their first pennant in 38 years. A.L. — M ilwaukee - Seattle; the Mariners win the first game at the Kingdome, but the Brewers roar back to take the next three to win the A.L. flag. So it's the Cubs and the Brewers in the World Series??!! The Brewers go on to win the world championship in six games, setting records for home runs, RBIs, hits, team batting average, and chewing tobacco used by a manager. Two NFL coaches are canned in November: Frank Rush in Baltimore and Mike Ditka in Chicago. And finally, near year's end, Muhammed Ali announces that he will come out of re tirement again, lured by a guaranteed purse of $100 million. His opponent will be Billy Martin. The fight will take place at the tavern of Billy's choice. The fight ends in the third round, when Ali trips in the ring and falls on Billy, knocking him flat. While recovering in the hospital, Billy is fired by George Steinbrenner and is replaced by Mr. T from "Rocky III." George states that, "Mr. T will inspire my team to win, or else, and besides, he's a better boxer." ~ ° v " 'Nuff said. Bye !! tJjy~ • ; Gaitens and Sweetman start bike season by Tori Murray Sports Editor With the fitness craze in full swing, did you ever wonder how it started? For Pat Gaitens, a pre-med student at Parkside, his biking career started two and one half years ago when his grandpa gave him a bike. Gaitens fixed up the bike and began racing. His fiance, Jill Sweetman, a psychology major began riding eight months ago on the same bike. She started biking to spend more time with Gaitens but soon found she really enjoyed the sport. "The first time I went riding, I couldn't even make it a mile and a half. Pat was patient with me but I know he was thinking, 'how can I go out with her if she can't ride with me?' " Gaitens races on the track at the Washington Bowl in Kenosha, but he feels road racing is his specialty. He has had recent success on roads including finishing fourth in a Milwaukee to Kenosha 100 mile road race. Sweetman is licensed for the '83 season and plans to specialize in track racing. She has ridden numerous road races. Both are members of the Kenosha Wheelmen which fields a team of 30 racers in four categories. Sweetman and Gaitens race in the senior division (16-35 years old). Gaitens owns two bikes. For road racing, he has a Raleigh Professional which lists for $1,200. His track bike is a Schwinn Paramount, which retails for $3,000. Sweetman's bike is a Raleigh Supercourse, which lists for $560. The couple estimates they spend $600 a season each on their sport. This price includes repairs, clothing, equipment and tires. Gaitens commented, "It's like any other sport, if you want to get something good, it's going to be expensive. My shoes cost $80." Training for the track season starts in February. Gaitens and Sweetman start by doing base work, to get back in shape. Gaitens explained, "In February and March, we do something called spinning. We ride in low gear. It keeps the muscles loose and doesn't strain the legs. It really works your legs and gets your heart rate up." "Between March and April, we have to put in 1,500 miles before we can even start to train with the teams," commented Sweetman. After about 2,500 miles, the two begin to specialize. Sweetman will do more sprint and speed work, while Gaitens does distance training. The racers use the hard / easy method of training. Mondays are light days, riding a few miles to make sure nothing is wrong with the bike. Tuesdays are race days. They average 25-30 miles a day. "The good thing about this training schedule is a person can be both a road and track racer," commented Gaitens. Another way their lives have changed is commitment. Neither racers drink and try to avoid red meats and fried foods. "We shouldn't eat ice cream, but after a race we always stop at the D.Q. for an ice cream cone," said Sweetman. THE PARKSIDE UNION PRESENTS SPRING BREAK in DAYTON A BEACH Lathrop & 2 1st (almost) WE'RE NOT NARROW MINDED $2.00 per pitcher Present this ad - get $2 off any Family Pizza or Chicken MARCH 11 • 20, 1983 Arrangements by ECHO TRAVEL, INC. MCI 52571F UW (Parkside) FOUR PER ROOM TRIP INCL UDES $209 • Round trip motor coach transportation via modern highway coaches to Daytona Beach, Florida leaving Friday, March 11 • Seven nights accommodations at the exciting Texan Motel of Daytona Beach. Located at 701 South Atlantic Ave., it is one of t he most demanded hotels on the strip at that time • A truly great schedule of activities including our famous pool deck parties and belly flop contest • Optional excursions available to Disney World, Epcot, and several other attractions • Numerous bar and restaurant discounts • The services of full time travel representatives • All taxes and gratuities • Guaranteed kitchenette or oceanfront available at small additional charge (4 per room only) A QUALITY TRW-A LOWPRICE-A GREATTIME The Texan Motel, located right in the central area of the strip, is definitely the place to be during spring break. The hotel has a pool, big party deck, restaurant, a great bar, color TV, air conditioned rooms and plenty of activities. Pictures are available where you sign up. Our motor coaches are nothing but the highest quality highway coaches. We also give you more extras with our trip than anyone else. Don't blow it and go on a lower quality trip. LAST YEAR OVER 8,000 PEOPLE ENJOYED THIS TRIP. SIGN UP NOW AT THE PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE RM. 209 8:00 AM-4:30 PM MON.-FRI. OR CALL 553-2200 Thursday, January 27, 1983 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL by Patricia Cumbie The Women's Basketball season has been off to a fairly good start with a 7-7 record thus far. The last two games they played, they won. North Central was defeated by Parkside. The score was 69-66. North Central is ranked number two in the third division. This last Friday, the women were victorious over Oshkosh; the game ran into over time with Parkside winning 68-60. The team's two players that have performed well are Laurie Pope and Robin Henchel. Lori averaged 14.8 points per game and Robin averaged 12.4. The team has t hree games this week here at home. On Tues. they played against Marquette. This is a conference game. Coach Goggin commented, "This is a rather important game and we should win." This weekend the team also plays against Stevens Point on Friday night, and St. Norbert, 3:00 on Saturday af ternoon. Both games are at Parkside. SOCCER SELECTIONS Parkside had two members of the '82 soccer team named to the NAIA Area V All - Star team. Goalie Dan Opferman tied with St. John's Terry Lienendecker for.his selection to the team. Forward Jimmy Banks, who broke a school record with the most goals in the season was also selected. Coach Hall Henderson was selected as SPORT NEWS CLASSIFIEDS Coach of the year. Parkside was also represented by many players on the '82 Wisconsin All - Star first team. These players were: fullback Andy Buchanan, midfielder Jim Spiel ma nn and forwards Jimmy Banks and Greg Santaga. Honorable mentions went to goalie Dan Opferman and fullback A1 Gibson. MEN'S BASKETBALL The Men's Basketball team schedule has included many games back to back. Although on a five game losing streak, Coach Rees Johnson is not upset with the teams performance to date. Johnson said, "Chicago State was ranked number two in the NAIA when we played them. We led until a minute and 53 seconds remaining. I think the kids played real well." Until the first week of March, the team will be averaging about three games a week. "Playing so many games can be tough because the players don't have much time to recover. The games take a lot of intensity. With a mature team, it's a lot easier to do. It is a good experience for the team, though." Tonight the team will try to improve their 6-9 record when they go against Marion College. Johnson feels the teams will be well - matched and expects a good game. Eau Claire and Parkside have a rivalry going and Johnson feels the game on Saturday night to be a real challenge. On Tuesday, the team hosts Chicago State who should be ranked number one by then. Coach Johnson expects Jay Rundles and Daryl Jackson to be back in action this week. Brian Diggins has been the high scorer averaging 17.5 poin ts per game. FITNESS PROGRAM The physical education department now has an early morning fitness program. Various sports will be offered from 6 a.m. to 7:50 a.m. — Monday through Friday. Fitness buffs may play racquetball, swim or lift weights. The indoor track will be open to runners, joggers and walkers on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, tennis courts will be available. Participants are asked to provide their own equipment for their respective sport. Locks, lockers and towels can be rented. The early bird fitness program is available to all students and faculty staff holding a current validated I.D. Guests are welcomed, but a $2 fee is rendered. Tennis and Racquetball Reservations can be made by calling 553-2159 between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. (Fridays until 4 p.m.) Reservations can be made one week in advance. For more information, call 553-2245. FOR SALE HONDA CB 360, 1974, excellent condition. 886 0479 eves. FORD 200 I nch, 6 cylinder motor, $100 . 632 9439. HELP WANTED COLLEGE REP WANTED to distribute "Student rate" subscription cards on campus. Good income, no selling involved. For information and application write to: CAMPUS SERVICE, 1747 W. Glendale Ave., Phoenix, AZ 85021. PERSONALS MOLLY: Welcome back. I hope you had fun in Houston. I had great fun with the children. Next time though, I'm going with you. Ed ED: Hope you had a Happy New Year without me. A Lonely Reporter BOB: I promise to do twice as many next week, if you'll forget about this week. You're so understanding. Guess who? LONELY: We'll forgive you for the stories.if you forgive us for the party. Ed and Bob HI RAGS!!! PAT: Chrissie said she's going along next time too. MARGIE: Whose last name ends in an "E:" Happy Birthday a few days late. While you may be in your 30's, you don't look a day over 27. Guess Who??? MOLLY: You don't look a day over 38 and 254 days. Love, your good friend Chrissie. PAT: I agree with her. Love, your good friend, Pat. PAT HARMANN '82. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Parkside's most Handsome, Smartest, Sweeper! Love, Mrs. Johnson. TO A GOOD FRIEND who helps me more than he knows — Happy Birthday Andy!!! Love, Pat. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY: you don't look a day over 29 a nd 364 days. Love, Chrissie. AHHNDY: Happy Birthday, 3 decades and still going strong! Patty. ANDY: Happy Birthday! Long live the Business Manager!! Tony ANDY: Happy Birthday! Rick BLOODY 'ELL, not another bloody birthday!!! Tracy and Dave. TOTTENHAM can Thrash United ANY day Bloody Northerner. BJ HAPPY BIRTHDAY: Tori HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY: You're still not over the hill! N.E. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY: Massood. WE LOVE YOU even if you are 29 plu s. The I.B.T.E. Club. LOU: I really missed you this past vacation. Sorry about the party. The movie was great fun, and so was dinner. Too bad you weren't there. Better luck next time. I still think you're a cutie. Love, Ed. I J&L INC.: I heard it was "Three's Company" in Puerto Rico. LOU: for your sake, it better not have been. MOLLY: I hope you took care of Ed for me while I was in the South. She told me all the fun you had, but she is a story teller. Lou STACEY: I thought I'd write a classified for you. You know why, and I'll see you in Spring, or early summer. I'll count the days. You count the minutes. Hope you're having fun. Think of you often! PAT LOU: Don't worry. Ed was a good girl while you were gone. She didn't give me any trouble. We took her in as live-in help over the break. Mommy - M olly • M oonwalker. Geriatric at small. PAT: Glad you're back. I just hope the snow falls before it's too late. Pat WATCH FOR NEXT WEEK'S EXCITING TRIVIA COLUMN Think Piece Isn't it interesting that there is no set criteria, according to Dr. Dannehl, for deciding what is social and what is money making or how much he charges for events (whaether he bases it on a percentage of the door or a flat fee). Continued From Page Two Also, isn't it interesting that the Maynard Fergusen concert last semester was considered by Dannehl's office a money making event (after all, they did charge $2.50 a ticket and the concert cost more to produce than it brought in in revenue) and PAB was charged $200 for rental of our own gym. Well, I hope the ride wasn't too rocky. After all, these have just been facts on how your money is spent. Just something to think about. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN UNION SQUARE EE MIAMI DOLPHINS VS. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor Guskin holds open forum - Explains "de-emphasis" of alcohol on campus Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 17, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Guskin holds open forum Explains "tle-emphaeie' of alcohol on campus by Keu Meyer Editor Approximately 35 students took advantage of the opportunity to personally question Chancellor Alan Guskin during a Ranger-sponsored open forum Monday in midMain Place. Sixteen topics were discussed in the hour-long forum, with the issue of alcohol on campus bringing about the most discussion. Other topics included: evening bus service, the activity hour, proposed changes in admission policy. the quality of the Parkside faculty, Breadth of Knowledge and foreign Ia"lluage requirements, why no Parbide professors will be considered for the now-vacant vice chancellor's position and the chancellor's own future career plans, (More about these other issues can be found on page 6.) Alcohol on campus The discussion of the administration's "de-emphasis" on alcohol consumption on campus was initiated when a student asked Guskin why certain corporate sponsorships are not allowed at Parkside. Guskin replied that "we're very responsive (to sponsorships) with some very significant exceptions." But, he continued, "We are trying to cut down on attempts by the beer companies to increase the volume of beer that is consumed," Guskin said that the beer cornpaINSIDE .•. exual harassment committee helps curb abuse Cafeteria reviewed Ranger Bear Slain Larry Flynt for President , Due to nutsefvIIII br'eU Now Z4 II 25, tbere wID ..... IJe • _weeknies are aware that the higher drinking age at 19 will sizeably reduce the number of alcohol consumers. "We're not telling anybody what they should or should not do That's up to them to make a decision. But we don't have to have the sponsorship of events by beer companies whose primary goal, understandably, is to increase beer sales, which is what we'd like to discourage," he said. Guskin pointed out that efforts to reduce campus alcohol consumption caused the Union to lose $16,- 000 last year. One student noted that the University, as an institution of higher education, is one area of society where responsible alcohol use can be learned. Guskin said that WisconSin uruversities have a different policy on alcohol than other states 'for a lot of reasons which you know as well as I. When 1 came to W,SCO"",", by the way, Iwas shocked at the Ireedom 01 drinking on the campus." he said. noting that at Parkside alCoutiDued OD Page , Chancellor AJaD GUSkiD speaks at Monday' OpeD forum, Ranger pboto by Todd Herbst East parking lot to reopen by Micbael Fircbow "Due to overcrowding in Parkside's Tallent Hall parking 101. the east parking, lot has been reopened." stated Ron Bnnkmann, head of Parkside Security. Lights on the east lot have been hooked up once again At 9 p.m the lights will be turned off to conserve energy This will be done because most cars will have left the lot by the designated time. "To encompass the factor that the east lot is .9 miles from the academic buildings, a free shuttle service is offered. Every half hour a Racine or Kenosha bus stops at the Tallent bus shelter and goes around the inner loop. stopping at the Union, Comm Arts and Phy Ed bus stops," said Brinkmann. The Security Department is looking for purchase a van to provide shuttle service for the campus. Kenosha bus sytem is paid $5,000 a year to provide shuttle ~n:'.ice ~ campus. Racine bus service IS paid approximaty the same for this servi<e. The van would travel around the iDner loop and down to the east lot P/«'j 10 minutes during the peak hours "There are a few stipulation rnvolved In the possible purchase of a van bemg utilized as a shuttle servIce," said Brinkmann ··We would need a student with a chauffeur's hcense to drive the van We would also have to pureha th nun! b The linal lIpulalIon 10101 lb. fact that we need perm on from the state to do Ul h a thUlg If a van "ere to be pur hased Bnnkmann behev that It would po. stbly also on e a a Ph) Ed bu Racine bus route to expand service A schedule change for Rout. 9. the Racme-Parkside bus. ",II go Into effect on 1 Q\; 21 "Trips to Parkside "ill be on the hall hour instead of the hour. Also the two morrung ex press runs "ill be eliminated Instead, the first two runs ",II be separated by 15 minutes After that. a bus wiU arnve at Parkside at 30 minute intervals up till 6 p.rn.," said Ron Bnnkmann. head of Parkside Security. The Kenosha bus "",ice will remaiD the same, Brinkmann mentioned that he would hlte to see Kenosba Irequent tbeir Parkslde stops but It I I'U~rde of his control The K no ha route includes half hour top at Parks ide dunng the morning and hour stop> 10 the afLemOOn "The addition 01 bus tnps from Racme to Parkside Will cost between $4.000 and $5.000 There will not be an increase In parking permit costs because the extra mane)' needed can, till be pulled from the confones of our budget," added Bnnkmann New schedules WIll be a\alla ble at the Union Informatoon Desk and al the secunt} ollore in Tallent Hall. p RANGER £ 3 TIIunday, No'~mMr 17,19l!3 Committee helps curb sexual harassment by Jeonie Tunkieicz News Editor Sexual harassment is a problem in our society. In response to this problem, the UW System Board of Regents mandated that advisory c:ommittees be established to deal with sexual harassment on UW taIIlpuses. Parkside's Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is made up of two faculty members, two students, ... library staff member, one student records staff member, one penon from jani~orial services and I mundling services member. ne committee has four functionS. aeeording to Stella Gray, committee chairperson: to alert aU members of the university commuIitJ to the issue of sexual harass- ... to reiterate the position of tile IloIrd of Regents that sexual __ t win not M tolerated lIiIIiI tIte university; to provide a _ lor people to report sexual "'lIIDlfI\t with as little anxiety lid embarassment as possible; and to recommend solutions to these matters. If someone is being sexually harassed, they should go to any commillee member 10 seek help and have some action taken. "People need to do something about this if it's happening. They should have enough sense of their own personal worth and dignity that they don't have to put up with this (sexual harassment). 11 is inexcusable for somebody to drop a course because the teacher was making himself or herself unpleasant to that student in a sexual way. This damages the student's career and it just shouldn't happen and it doesn't have to happen," said Gray. Every incident that is reported to the committee is treated with confidentiality. Gray said that names are even kept out of discussions within the commillee as much as possible. If the problem is very serious the commillee may ask the person who was harassed to put a statement in writing. "People should care enough to do that," she said. Forms of harassment Sexual barassment CaD take muy forms, some less severe t.I1u others, but nevertheless constituting banssmeDt_ Some forms of barassment include: .• Unwanted pressure for dates • Unwanted sexually aggressive looks or gestures • Unwanted sexual teasing, jokes, remarks or questions • Unwanted deliberate toucbiag, leaning over, cornering or piDcb.. iog • Unwanted pressure for sexual favors • Unwanted letters, pbone cans or materials of a sexual eature • Actual attempt at rape or sexual assault. "It's insulting to lhe university in a way. if sexual harassment is going on or people believe it is and nobody is doing anything about it. Wen, nothing can be done about it if no one reports it. We've got nothing to track. down if all we've got are rumors," she said. The severity of the situation establishes how it will be treated. The committee may recommend a solution to the person, or take the mattee to the chancellor with a recommendation for action. For example, Registration made easy 'Y Jill Whitney Nielsen ..... trouble with registraIiaI'! You're not alone in this .......... so Ranger is here to .... ,... with the sticking prob- .. 01 registering. _ 11M! first thing, of course, is to teIect your classes. An adviser CID help you with this task, However, make sure they sign .. adviser's card before you go to register. Now comes the fun part: RegIStration Day. At the first table they check your cards and information to make sure all is filled out cor,eclly. You should also check the overhead projector to make sure the classes you want aren't already filled. U at this point you're already confused, the nice people at the fust table will be glad to answer any questions. If, however, you have sailed through without a hitch, proceed to the second section This is where your white mformation sheet is collected, your cards stamped and the people double check everything lust to make sure the people at the fust table didn't make mis- ~ Next Comes the tricky part: letting your schedule punched Into the computer. Some students have been known to be !luck at station three for hours trying to fix their class schedule Ibut this doesn't happen very often). U the computer accepts YOur schedule, you're home free. U not, the staff at station three will help you through the ::c" spots. Now you saunter _to station four, where you In your bunar's card (unless of course you're paying there, but I've never yet to wit· ness this phenoJrtenon). Station five is for parking slickers for those of you who haven't gotten one or who just want a different color After stalion five, you're done Health Center hours Stu Rubner, Director of Commu· nity Student Services, reports that a registered nurse is available in the Student Health Center, Molinaro 0115, during Edith Isenberg's absence, The following hours for the Health Center have been establish· ed (as of Ranger's publication deadline): Tuesday 9 a.m. to I pm. Wednesday noon to 4:W p.m Thursday 9 a m to 4:30 pm. Friday 9 am. to I p.m Coverage on Monday is. also being arranged. but has not been finalized. Cheryl McWhorter, Student Heal· th Care Center secretary, keeps the Student Health Care Center open from 7:45 a.m. to 4W p.m ,Ionday through Friday. if someone is being followed, Security would be alerted, or if an instructor is involved in sexual harassment, the chancellor would refuse to allow the person to continue teaching. Gray said that the problem can sometimes. be solved by a committee member just talking to the harasser, "Many people don't realee how they're being perceived by 0thers. They feel they haven't done anything wrong. But they have got to learn to curb that kind of thing and have a greater re pt.'( I for women or men, whatever the C.JM" may be," said Gray. Sexual harass ment rake, manv forms and usually invclv a PO" ' posiuon The person "ho har 15 In some lund of power 0\ er the person-an mstructor l) 10 PO" r over a student, a secreta') IS under the power of Ius hr. open r, an admirustrator as In PO" r 0\1: r iI facully member, etc l:Iara",,,"t occurs Vt1len the person 10 power tries to warrant sexual ubm on from another person by ~mg thclr future emplolment, grad . etc a condJtion "People have gol to M ed"""ted on this, that It does occur and to be aware of It and that we should open our minds to a greater awareness of relationships and to make ure you're not gOing it,' sbe said Gray asks that If you '"' being harassed or wneess har ment taklog place, to report It by contoctine ber at M3-22liO or any of the Sftual IIarassment Advisory Commltlft memben r-----------------------, Veteran's survey ! In an attempt to increase the involvement of the vetera orgaruza· I tion for the benefit of Parkside students, faculty and slaff, this su"ey I win enable the Vets Club to beller serve the needs of thIS campus I After completing the survey, please drop off l'Our answers at the I Ranger office (WLLC 0139), Umon Square bar, Rec Center or In WLLC DI76 (10 PI Falkensteml. I I I Il Are you a veteran' a dependent' a student' , -stall' --!aculty'__ I 2)]f you are a ,'eteran, are you arti\'e"l---l I ~~Irltd .. I __ dJsabled'--JrlJve r .e"'e'--<>r ROTC'__ I m , I , d your famlll ar entill<'d I I II 51Would JOU like to _ an a h" .. ter or n.z:lllon on r mp • I __ yes '0 I I I 61 II you ans"ered YES to questIOn 5 .. hen do you feel" uld t, I I mo,t appropriate time to hold the meell '1\1 hat 11m would b<> I I most convenient to you~ I ' I 71 Is there anjihing that the 'elera", organlz:llion ("lin d for I u· II __ Yes '0 I I I 81 II JOU answered YES to qu tion 7 plra c att nd a m 'lin and I , let us know "hal "C can do f r lOU I , I I AddllJonal C<>mments 1 I I I I I I I I IL JI 3\ Do you reel "eterans are well rtpr llted on the Par Id pus'! __ Yes 'Il Check or circle the appropnate answers 4\ Are j'OUaware of all the beneh IOU to? __ Y~'o --~Eft 2 \'ftllbH 17,1tll3 Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society by Mark Feldmanll Take ingredients you would aeversee in an American television !boW: intelligence, humor, sophistiCIted dialogue-put them together in the hands of a capable cast, surlGlIIld them with fantastic settings IIId put them in fascinating situalionS. The result: a "Dr. Who" epiIOlIe direct from England. Wbile 10 million people in Great Ilritain walch the show about the -.podes of a time-traveling pror-. more than 100 million are .. in around the world, includill 10 million in the United States. AIlout 30 people huddled around two video screens last Saturday IiIIi lR Union 104 to watch three epiIodes. Most at them were memo bers of the Parkside "Dr. Who" dub. The club members bear no distiapi!hing marks or fall into no set ralegory; they all share a common Iovt of "Dr. Who." At Saturday's !ibn meeting, young students gath. ertd with parents and their chilo ... to enjoy the show. "It's a show the whole family can watch," said club president Kay Carter. "It has something for everyone. And it's not a slapstick - t'OIDedy or harrowing soap opera like many American television shows." The club started in the fall of last year, mostly through the efforts of Tony Rogers, who is now in Eng. land. "He put up some notices and we got ourselves organized," Carter said. "Ithink we've been quite wetl-accepted on campus." Tbe BBC·produced show has been running for 20 years, with !be 20th anniversary show to be aired on Nov. 23, both in the United States and England at the same time. "That will be a real treat," said club treasurer Mark Christensen. "Episodes in the U.S. are usually a year or two behind the British ones." . "Dr. Who," running on public television in Milwaukee on Channel 10 and in Chicago on Channel 11, bas a large following in the Chicago area. "Chicago is one of the main distribulion points for the U.S.," explained Carter. "It has really spread around the nation a great deal." Two "Dr. Who" movies have been made, starring Peter Cushing as the doctor, but neither met great success. Along with the shows, pa. perbacks of each episode are sold. and many "Dr. Who" magazines fill Club Events Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE, !be Marketing Club, wei· comes new and current members to \be bi-monthly meeting, Wednes· day, Nov. 23 in Molinaro 217. Your IltendanC<!is important. Art Club AD Art Club meeling will be held 011 Monday, Nov. 21 at I p.m. in the Iler Center. Committees will beIonned for the Art Addicts Art Exhibit, wbich will be held Wednes· day, Dec. 7. IVCF 1\aaksclving is not only a lime • !rlJm !be hustle and bustle of ...... 8Dd wort, but it is also a lbne to Ii¥e thanks for the things ... people we care about. In keep- .. with this tradition of giving tbaob. IVCF is meeting Wednes· ';, Nov. 23 at I p.m. in Molinaro .... ~ a time of thanksgiVing and :- ... Steve Ulrich will be sbar· ~ WillI lB. aDd there will also be a - ,. IiJI&ing and rejoicing. If ~~ an iDterated student or ~~. you are welcome Geology Colloquium "7 i..of tile m- Flow" :::, -, tile IapIc 01 tile GeoIoG' __i ., Dr. Robert ~. UW-RMr FrideJ. -, 1111 7 p.1IL Physics Club In December, the Physics Club will visit Fermi National Accelera· tor Laboratory in Batavia, m. A physicist, not a tour guide, will con· duct the tour of the $200 million laboratory. It sounds impressive. but what is it used for? Particle accelerators are used for fundamental research on the nature of nuclear forces, the exploration of transuranic elements (those heavier than uranium) and the detection of unknown particles. Supereonducling magnets drive subatomic par· ticles to high speeds and send them crashing into other particles to break tbem apart (thus the term ~'atom smasher:') Fermilab is named after EnriCO Fermi, the Italian-American physi· cist who produced the first nuclear chain reaction, Thirteen thousand gallons of liquid helium are required to cool the twenty-one loot magnels down to five degrees above al>- solute zero. A beam conlaJll~ng twenty trillion protons travellOg near the speed 01 light makes 46" 500 tums around !be ac<elerator ~ second. In 1m, a 400 billion ~V proton beam .... successfuDy passed through it for !be llnt time, makiDll the accelerator tile - powerful machine In tile work? Today the Tevatron <an .-II -- lieS as biCl' as 7lIO billion ~v. 7t II an InterestlDll paratIoa that, tile _ minute partir'" in the _. Ie sbauId requft the most - IemMh' ery ia order to • studied and understoocI. no space case the market. There has even been a play made. "It's a real choice in programmjog," Carter said. "I like the way !be doctor must rely on intelligence to get out of situations." The club has about 30 members. who meet every month for a business meeting and then sponsor film meetings, which are open to !be public. The club also puts out a newsletter, Several 01 the members belong to Chicago area clubs and UV'·, li~ waukee recently started their own club What makes thIS show, which originally started as a children', sbow in England, SO appealing? The answer seems the same every- _. "The lDtngue of ume l!'a,d. said Clmstensen "He n go w"'~ ever be wan In lim • Oft hent"\ tor he' ",.,15 He jumps Into lh~ Tartus (the doctor's tune \ehlcl~. and goes. "There IS notlung Ilk It on I< I evislon And there IS no othor rt I ~ bcboA show 00 • Brass Ensemble to perform r-------------, I ATTENTION I IALL CONTINUING STUDENTS I I SPRING COURSE SCHEDULE CORRECTION I '1 NOVEMBER 28·29·30 ARE NOT I I .OPEN REGISTRATION DAYS I I I I YOU MUST FOLLOW THE TIME AND DATE I I' LISTED IN YOUR PACKET!! I LI _ iiiiii The popu1ar Chicago Brass Ensemble, which enjoys a reputation as the standard·bearer for brass performance throughout !be world, will perform at 8 p.m. on Monday. Dec. 5, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to the performance, sponsored by PAB, is $1.50 for students, senior citizens and UW·P staff and $3 for the general public. The five-piece ensemble has per· formed with the Lyric Opera or Chicago, the Chicago Symphony Or· chestra, the Grant Park Symphony, visiting ballet companies, numerous musical shows and at the Ravinia Festival. In addition to active touring en· gagements throughout the United States, the Chicago Brass Ensemble has participated in a series of concerts and residencies sponsored by the Affiliated States Arts Agencies of the Upper Midwest. Members 01 the group, among Chicago's leading musicians. are: --Melanie Kocher. hera, a rnembe< of !be Chicago Opera Theater, the American Chamber Syrnpbony, Lyric Opera and Opera Mid· west and a frequent soloist WIth the Chicago String Ensemble, !be Chicago Chamber Orchestra and !be Chicago Phtlharmomc. She has been a member of lne Pemnsula Music Festival Orchestra for etght )'OMS. -Edward Kocher, one or Chi· cago's most sought·after lrombone and euphonium artists, who per . forms regularly ",~ith s)'11\phony, ballet and opera orchestras. Kocher also does free-lance arrangIng and recording and IS on the brass fac· u1ty at Wheaton College. -Robert Rada, tuba. has studied with Arnold Jacobs of the Ch~ cago Symphony and John F1etcher of the London Symphony In addl' tion to perfonnmg WIth leading ballet companies, Rada is often heard WIth the LyriC Opera Orchestra. the Grant Park Symphony and the Ravinia Festival Orchestra. --Ros. Beacroft, principal lnImpet 01 the Amencan Chambe< Sympilony and !be ChIClllO Opera Tbeater. BeacraIt IS • B"lduate 0( the Eastman School or MUSIC and .. a lormer membe< of the l'iorth Car· oIIna Sympbony and the Norwftgian Opera and Ballet m Oslo He performs frequently WIth Ollcaao' Lync Opera and !be Conlemporary Chamber Play... Beacraft p..... ently is Brass Department Ota,,· man at DePaul UllI'erslly. -Steven Hendrickson • lead· ing ChIcago fr~·lance tr\tlll!""l player who has performed ... t<1l· S1vely WIth !be ChicagO ymphony Orchestra in ~ and on ..... conhngs. He played With !be Lon· don Symphony In Canada for two seasons and also has performed WIth other profes lanaI groups ,n the Ctucago area. including theLync Opera ~IUSJc01 Baroqu and !be ChlC8go Pops Orchestra He presently IS on the music larull! at North Park ConconIlI and f:Jm· hurst colleg "Phun with Physics" The Physics Colloquium Series wiD conclude this semester with three demonstration shows. The first will be "Physics and Magic." a program of magic tricks and stunts by Marshall Elenstein from the Pbysics Department of Ridgewood HigI1 School in Norridge. Ill. Ellens- .... 's show will be given at 3 p.m. OIl Friday. Nov. 18 in Greenquist 101. the United States, appearing before tea~hers. civic groups and general audiences. Their shows are fast. paced. frequently noisy and always. entertaining. "Balloons. Bubbles and Balancing" will be given on Monday, Nov. 28 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. .The fi~al demonstration program mil be given hy two Parkside faculty. Jeffrey Nehr and Stephen Luzader. Nehr gave a show last ypar that proved to be the most popular entry in the colloquium series. This year's show will include all new demonstrations and will be given on Wednesday, Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. These programs are all free and open to the public. The second show in the series is "Balloons, Bubbles and BalanciD«." which will be given hy Profs. Glenn Schmieg and Richard Dillman from the Physics Department of UW-Milwaukee. Schmieg and Dittman are nationally known and tate their program to all parts of collegiate crossword © Edward Julius Collegiate CW83-31 ACROSS 49 Map abbreviation 50 Company bigwig 1 Paleoloic. Heso- (abbr.) zoic. etc. 51 Alleviate 5 Car accessory 55 Chemical catalyst 10 Soviet news agency 59 EOP equipment 14 Function (2 wds.) 15 Parenthetical 61 Subject of the COlMlent movie. 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"- the Bachelor" 11 Winglike Plrt~ 12 - souci 13 Beef quantity Solution on page 10 - N.Y. theater tour Take a bite out of the Big Apple and spend spring break in New York City-and get credit for gomg The Dramatic Arts Discipline is offering a New York Prolessronal Theater Seminar in spring semester 1984. This two credit class meets Tuesday evenings from 7-850 p.m and the one credit lab will be in ew York City ~Iarch 11-18. Students nave several options for talting this course: take the two credit lecture class only. take the one credit lab class only. or take both for a total of three credits. The lab fee is $400 which includes: four theater tickets rnclud7 TYME• commg back? Partsi« Iw "DI OUIbidi 10 II of the f:iaadaJ ilu ia lh. t.a:SteB Wi.scG1l$iaI i••tvmpt lo briIlc • TIME IlJOdlin< oa comPti- n.. pr<>iotI> TYME tT... Your )foDe} E\erplob fir) ma. cb..iM _as removed 1"0 ) a ago d•• to .... kof use. planned Ing "CATS I. round tnp Illrfar, guest speakers teeters, directe and designers). bar Jt" tours and sev n Olghls at l.be Ed, son Hotel rbeart of the th ter di tnct] For more information. conLa I Jud.th SOlder 553-2702 or :.53 2S68 Latin America discussed "Observations on U.S. policy in Latin America" is the title of a talk to be given by Prof. Jose Ortega of the Spanish Discipline on Wednesday. Nov. 30 from 1-2 p.m in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor Library. Ortega will discuss the policies of the United States 10 Latin America in the 20th century. I!Js talk mil fO(US l n Gu..hmala a ry There IS. du play on Laton Amer lea on l.e\ el [ of the LiI",,') Tbe ta1I< IS bemg sponsored by' th Ubrary Learnong Ceruer Kenosha Savings and Loan P EE CHECK G! In your choice Of TWO great accountsl 59~ 7th Ave -Kenosha. W.s 658-4861 West Slde-7535 P8fsh og Blvd 694·1380 North.es. s.de-4235 52nd SI ~120 South Slde-8035 22nd Awe 651·IJAQ PaddOCk lake-2.726 75th St At: 50 8A3-Z388 laM Get.... 4'0 aro.cs 51 249141 ----_/ :IA@==~!!!!!!!!!~!!!!~~~,;!!!!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;!!!!~;;;;;~'~~~u~ r.· 0\_ r Consumer's Guide II -Cafeteria comes through with not-so-flying colors by Bob Kiesling - ers or tables piled with litter, is wretched. The Cafeteria's forte is breakfast. For $1.59 you can get two eggs, toast and bacon prepared in about five minutes while you wail at the serving line. The eggs are cooked to order and I ordered mine over easy. They came well cooked but not burnt, with a soil yolk. The bacon was also well· done and the toast was a light to medium brown with lots of bulter . The coffee was average. The Cafeteria also serves waffles. hash browns, English mullins and the ever-present doughnuts and bagels, in a variety of flavors. For lunch, the Cafeteria serves an assortment of hamburgers as well as a special of the day, with prices comparable to other eating spots here . A word about the hamburgersavoid. They mayor may not have meat in them. It's difficult to tell. But most people agree they taste like cardboard and drop like a rock to the pit of your stomach. where they remain for the rest of the afternoon. They should carry a warnIng from the Surgeon GEneral The day I ate there. the specials were hot beef and tacos. f got a taco (79') with sour cream 15 I. It was served in a medium-Sized shell. with a fair amount of meat and lettuce, tomatoes and cheese. It was a crumbly but tasty meal. Other daily lunch specials have included fish, salisbury steak and gyros (which are reportedly excel· lent). The Cafeteria is open Monday through Friday from 730 a m to 2, 00 p.m. and is usually crowded, except after noon. when the place dies. Even so. service is usually quick Lines at the cash register can gel long, especially when only one is In use, but it is rare to wait more than For !bose who prefer a plain. qIIilt meal to the nightclub-like &till 01 tbe Union Square, but ~ a litUe more complete IIIaI lite munchies served at the C4If« Shoppe, there is the Union ()/eleIia. '!be Cafeteria is on the L·l level of !be Union. It is. as its name impilei, a cafeteria·style dining room, ... tbe atmosphere can range from owlu1 to almost pleasant. 1IIe best seats are found along !be windoWs that border the Cafeteria '"' three sides and offer, depeIIdlD& on where you sit. a magrutil:eIl .. of either the parking lot or !be Union Pad. SittiDll at one of the tables packed Into the middle 01 the room, .......... surrounded by other dinRucer pbcMo by Do,. M.E.., neously. Also, the Cafeten> has a eonveyor line for dIrty dISh thaI often goes uoused FlI"hna. dun table later IDthe da~ can be a prob· lem WIth the notable exception of the hamburger<. the Cafetena's ~nu seems to be almost uniformly good. but the atmosphere doesn't ht lp my appetite [alwa. f~ ru ed when I lea\ """0 and a hall ta ten minutes for the meal The starr is usually pleasant even dunng peak times The Catetenas decor except for a few polled plants near the wmdows, is non-existent. Personally, Iobject to the crowd· ed, noisy atmosphere of the Cafetena The tables are placed too close together to be comfortable and suting there during lunch }OU can usually catch fragments from haU· a-dozen conversation . srmultaArts & Crafts fair to be held BEUf.'/Q rr 01" E.5.AR 1 J 12·30 P m and from 1.30 p m to i 30pm Food service w111 be a\3tlable n the Cnion Square and In the roff sbop In lowe< . laID Place from 10 a m to 4 Pm The C-P'" BooIr.. store and the "ton R«r allon Center "Ill be open from 10 a m to 4 pm The .. en! Studt-nt Al1JV1U Parltl ide lJ\1lJ than 300 applicants. come from throughout WISCOnsin and the Chi· cago area and will display Items such as jewelry. pollery, needlework, holiday decorations. wood· working and painting and a 't',de variety or crall items There Will be li\e entertainment penodtcaUy in the lmon Bazaar throughout the day and a .hlldren·, hlm ,,;U be presented ID Ihe rnlOn CInema Theater rrom 10 30 3 m to The ninth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair at Parkside. which last year attracted 6,000 area residents, will be held on Saturday. Dec. 3, from 10 a.m. to 4 pm. when the nearly quarter-mile concourse stretching from the Umon to :\lalO Place of the Wyllie library-Learning Center wHl be hned With more than 200 artists and craftsmen and their wares. There is no admissJOn charge Exhibitors. selected from more '\'lIe pilgrims landed at Plymouth Roek, Massachusetts and not as many people helieve, in plymouth Rodt, Arizona. polUOred by I Of nd the Board ,PAR, �ER S . Qn£e Ober Easy . Howard Cosell... Man or Mouth by Dick OberliruDer "U GerrY Ellis would have baIdI the linebackeh, the Packehs IIOIIid have scored the winning lOlIdJdoWD. But he faa-yeld to do ..... "/liIbt now, Dodsen is bubbaling lIfth confidence. He's definitely on • lIP beat" Laughing hysterically, I lifted ..".u oU the floor and leaned on IIle tQUIIIertopwhere Irecuperated after bearing another one 01 How- .... Cosell's quintessential statemeats. The kind that sum up all the IIlQ/lODal and physical aspects 01 a Jaa./h<D-spectacular athletic mo- .. Far above the mentality 01 morIII IIleIH"Sting on shoulders that DIll equal the loundational support of !be Sueprdome-lies the ulti- _ in brainpower, the critically IldaImed Romper Room thinking ClIP, the nadir 01 lungo logic: the IIlind 01 Howard Cosell. At an estimated lo~ miles above lIIe average viewer's intelligence, lIIe ppeI according to Howard lIIIlden down the mountainside. The landslide 01 smothering Verbiage IS testament to proclaiming him "king of Bs'ers hill .. -His word choj~e seeks such havens where thesaurus editors prance amongst boldly shaped cloud tops--where ancient gods once watched the Olympic games. There is but one televised god seating high above OUf antennae, and he's wearing a black suit, a tie and a had toupee. Listeners have no choice but to suffer through an endless string of lightning bolts, hurled at them by word of mouth, 0 to be deaf now that Monday Night Football is here! Cosell is a singular phenomena (few rise out of their seats to notice). He is a solitary verbal mountain extolling his massive vocabulary. The mouth arose quietly in this century Irom the evolutionary process that creates east coast omnipotence. One main crop of hair crowns the summit 01 Cosell-a less than magnificent cone capped with lakery. Only about 1.5 square leet of scalp, an insignificant fraction of human skin, covers the magical phenomena 01 Howard's thought process. ? • A phenomena once described by Nabakov as: "A most absorbing process, mucb like that of a sponge. ,. A phenomena that most people do not relize and, much to their advantage, do not care about Descriptions to the unkno w,ng resemble a lolk tale about a man who rose from obscunty. who speaks obscurely and wrill, hopelully, lade into the mght alter the stadium lights are lurned ofl. Yet, Howard's presence has.lready been firmly etched into the wiring of our televisions. Even when he's gone forever. his \OIC'e will be heard during the dead air portions of the broadcast. How can one televised colorman seem so appropriate and inappropriate lor any situation be describes? Educated men lD lootball pooling countries at ODetime refused to believe he existed. WIthout his ah-nahl-ah-sis (analj'sis), a gap 01 in-depth loolishness prevails. We need Howard to straighten out wbat is already obvious in our minds; we need Howard's 0 w11 ottcolored descriptions 01 FL play, ers. Most of all, .....e need Howard so we can turn down the sound. By the way, who did Ho w ard play for at one time? Ranger Bear slain Fo"' play suspected by John Kovalic Feature EdItor TIle wbole 01 Parkside was grieved at the recent violent death 01 .... Bear. "Wow, what a bummer," com· -.cI Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, ... immediately broke dpwn. "I _, y'know, this sort 01 spoils tile wbole holiday mood lor me. .... really grossed out." TIle Hanger Bear was the most .... victim in a series of grue· _ 'layings 01 college mascots. !be first case occurred over two ... ago when Bucky Badger was IaaIId impaled by a telegraph pole ..... the lourth quarter 01 a Madilaft.Mlchigan lootball game. The fOlke are still looking lor the tenfDot \aU assailant. "n', really ugly," said head 01 ~ secl1rity Ron Brinkman. "We only just lound the lorepaws JlIIterday. " Ranger Bear had apparently lelt llairly wild party Tuesday night to ... a look at the moon. He never 1lIlImed. Police later lound the body ~ up on the Phy Ed parking "Well, like, he was goin' out to ""* at the ,tars," said ElVIS Goat- ~, .Iriend of the deceased. ~ like, I think he was out _' .... some dope. I mean, we "~,man, The campus is iD mourning It the ~eDt violent death of Rucer Bear, "And that's the last I saw ~im. Apparently they're still lookin lor the tail." The Bear was a b1l 01 a pot-head, but he was all right, man, y'know." . The Bear was well·known for hiS shady lriends and oc:asional drug peddling, but the slaylOg IS suspect- 'ed to be unrelated. Police are looking lor the UWRiver Falls Falron to help wllh their enquiries. Foul play is suspected. •••••••••• -PJon ~bIes .. a , '0 , U.-em. Jazz 'Ensemble ALL THAT JAZZ! The award-winning P.rkside Jazz Ensemble I, under the direction of music professor Tim Bell. who reocently performed WIth the WlSCO/lSID All-Star Jazz Band. wIll present its lall semester <oncert at 8 p m on Tuesdav. 'ov U lD the Commuruation Arts Theater Th. Jazz Ensemble II also oil perform. The Jazz Ensemble I, whIch has just completed work on a serond album. hUed' Vaho<n'ah' n," II perform l\ selectJons repreentulC a broad spectrum ol)&q t}ie> Among them are, Wonl You Come Home, Bill Bailey' " a OW ... land ....,ng·sl}l. pi"'" that I tures a suophont '5«\lon solo, • 1) Foolish H rt a ballad that rup into a WIng tem that n amnged b} sophomore Bill .. 01 Racine, 'Rabble Rouser" n uptempo blockb ter arranged by Billy B} rs lor the Coon' I Or· cbesln, and "That'. Right Irom the Rob tcConnell Baa Band Book a COffipclllllJOn that I v ty 01 mus,ol aenr .. , Includ,OC rock, ballacl and uptempD In October, Bell performed ... alto '.1'Ol"'c- til 1M Wb<onsln A1I-Stat JIZZ Band at rOlld du 1M ~Co on ..... lt I part 01 the Wiscoculn Jau F 'a1 and f t ured a nlllllbor 01 jan uper \MS, i Iudln Owl C~ and Freddie Hubbard Bell an .lumnus 01 'orth Teas State Cnl ",tT" he eamod uncIerv Ie \Jate and performod the IIJIlf<I One 0 I b Band AI Bell I appb Ilion and • ....... M moves the ball downfield. ~rts shots Wisconsin winners by Robb Luebr AI 1 III down 10 wrile Ihis .... , I .... Iized Ihal it is very awl these days to write on just IUbjed; so therefore, I will -1IlaII)' bases this week. '********** "ftIt 01 an, there was the fine ... between "Marvelous" Margin IIIeIor and Roberto "No Mas" ..... last TIlursday. I personally W picked Hagler to win, which he • bul 1 didn't expecl Duran 10 lilt an 15 rounds. I don'llhink Hag- .. fIpected him 10, eilher. In any _. tile people got their money's '-1/1 and then some. Many sub- ..... to Viacom cable on the ... Iide of Milwakee, and view- • In other stales, received Ihe ... al home for free. Due to a ~ problem, the salellile sig- "lIIdn'l 8"t scrambled. ********** ..'!!! Wis<onsin Badgers moved i;i;,,10 a bowl bid with a wild, ...... ute. C-38 WJIl over Purdue. - WiIIniIIc touchdown was scored ... a play called, approprialely lIIIIIp.. ,the 14 Sucker pass, where .... Ii&bt ends fake a block, then reupfIe1d. As a mult, Ted Pear- • ... wide open. The best part - tile fact Ihal the Badgers were lila fourth down and one siluation. ... star 01 the game, however, was .. _er Al Toon, who caught ~ passes for 252 yards, a Big - record. Included in those eighl ....... a 73 yard touehdown ........ Two olher sports learns al Wisconsin are having good years. I!oI1l the men's and Ihe women's cross-country teams placed first in the NCAA Districl IV meet in East Lansing, Mich. last weekend Each team qualified for the national meel, to be held on Nov. 21 in Bethlehem, Pa. TIle men's team is the defending NCAA champion The Badger hockey leam is finally playing up to its capabIlity, especially after fhis past weekend The Wisconsin skalers totally manhandled the WCHA-Ieadmg Minnesota Gophers in a two-game series Sophomore goalie Gary Baxter. a walk-on, held the high-scoring Gophers to only one goal, whIle hIS leammales scored 12, includmg a 9- o whitewash salurday night. After an Q-4 start. the Badgers are now 4- 4 in the WCHA and >-5 overall If they can play at this level for the rest of tbe season, they should be In a position to defend their NCAA championship. ********** Back to college football for a few moments: Third-ranked Auburn clinched a Sugar Bowl berth with a 13-7 victory over number 4 Georgia. Herschel Walker, wbere were you when theY needed you? ..NebrasU, ranked number 1 an year, really did a number (67) on Kansas (t31 in winning their 11th straight game this year ...lllinois is going to Pasadena as the Big Ten representative in the Rose Bowl; they clinched It by beating aI!o-ran 1n<bana 49-21. It's the Dlini's first Rose Bowlm 20 years ... Perennial football power USC was beaten by Washington 2~ on salurday; this was the lirst time the Trojans were shut out ~ 17 years. TIleir record thIS year IS an uncharacteristic 4->-1. CoJdiDued OD pogo 1Z Soccer Playoff ambitions stopped by Mark Feldma •• TIle weather settled down and the sun came out last saturday afternoon as the Parkside soccer learn prepared to play Sangarnon Stale University in the AlA Area 5 championships. But as the game was played. it was obvious the sun "0lS not shining on Hal Henderson's Rangers at Parkside lost to sangamon 3-0, sending the Stars to the NAJA national tournament in WichIta Falls, Texas. "We played well enough to win." Henderson said of the losing Ranger effort. "We got ourselves into an earl)' hole and it was frustrating ... The hole was dug early in the game as Parkside scored the fi t sangamoo goal inadvertently w hile trying to clear the ball "After that. we were in a pani(' situation:' Henderson SOld ~ As ,t got later in the game, it dJdn't malter iJ they scorN one live or tell pis" With almost lour minutes left ill the second half sangamon S<'OI'Od on • penalty ki<l< and then scored their last goal also a penahj'. abool oae rnmute later "U we could ""' .. scored the forst pl. .... d ha been JO tbey ,Sangamon, couldn't ha.e touched us," Henderson uid "Sangamoa d>dn 1 S<Ore a goal Oft their own an da ' Parkside beal Grand\ ...... CoIIeee 01 Des oees I....~ last Wed day 2-1 10 three 0 -erumes ,n the senu-finaf game. WIth AncI.- Fa- ...... 00 5COrUlli both goafs After thai game. the Rangers seemed read to..-m saturday "We were 'very roDhdent Vie could beal Sangamon ~ H-'erson said ·We ere at e .... kn<w what .... could do .. \\'lule Grand, posed DO real Ihreat to Parks.de Hend ""n tJ>oocbl the Ra • IiUW sIadl 011 the lJeId ·1 doD 1 • 101 01 plIJwn lOOt Gnndriew aertoasIy ," be ... "We did not pa'e ..., pr0blems, bat the long kept tbeIII 011 the £oeId. strClllCW. ....,. I'll" TIlro. b botb cameJ .1 tb~ cbamp""'upa, PIrtside A!D«. ICIlIl JIlDlRY Banks oaJy pia,... I' ............. ed • IImItiaC Raltl [ 5u_'s off "JiIIImy _ oat wilIl a ~ croon -. and be .... Id llOC run." He.le" ... sa\cI. "V"" 1* him out of the bne up IDd PfflI'fchances " Hmdenoa has put cesslill 19lIS • eral record-bre ....... for ~rJ>ts ·'.it're and tak • I to ..'Ulter PARKSfDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES /II. CHILDREN'S TOY DRIVE MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL THURS. NOV, 171ft • FRI. NOV, 111tt UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a,m,-2:OO p.m, MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL • ENCHILADA CASSEROLE , SMAU TACO SALAD , CINNAMON CHIPS ONLY '1.99 WITH 25' GOING TO S.O,C, TOY DRIVE RANGER Classified ads FREE CLASSIFIED ADS CLASSIFIED DEADLINE: MONDAY 10:30 A.M.I STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE: POLICY Any registered UW-P student is qualified to insert a clas1. Submitters must presified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (phone numbers equal 1 word) sent ad to Ranger office (WLLC 0139) by deadline. Classification 2. Two free ads _ 10 words or less. . 3. 25¢ will be charged per 10 words if word limit is exceeded. Name Ranger . 5.5. No. WLLC 0-139 .'.',','.'.'.;'...'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.::.:;•.»:;;.;.;.>...... ;':-:';'.':-:';'/ :-:-";';';-:-'«';<';';-:-:-;':-:-:-:-:.;.;.;.;-;.;.-."' .-.;.;.-.;-'.;.:-:.;.;.;.;.'.;.;.;.;.;.;.-.;.;.;.;.;.;.;-;.;.;.;.;.;.:-;.;.;.:-;:;:;:;=:;::;:.; .•... For Sale .I'lIOPEL GT -automatlc, good mile- .,.. dependable. $000 or best. 553-9745. Services Offered TYPING AND calligraphy. Speedy -. Call Louise. 6S4-4S05. Miscellaneous SIIOW us your current Parkside ID or IIumIIi card and the first beer is on .. Cad's Pizza. somewhere in Racine. CIlIIPOIlATE IMAGE building wOrk. ~ Friday, Nov. 18,2 p.m., Molinaro DUO. . Personals UTE: GENERAL Hospital is __ Uno! Joey. lAtE: LUKE and Laura are together :i'.=.Sandy-let me make your ""'lilies. PE'l"FJt-.CARROTS taste better with 11II ...... 011 lbem. Mickey. lIN ANDJill. we're all thriUed that ,..'re Ilomy, but enough is enough!! J,T,.J.K .• P.C" M.K., A.B., C.C .• J.W., P,H., B,S. JIANNE: SHOUW we get another iIIII baml lor the 25th? ED FIIANCISCO: Happy 20th birthday MIt Wednesday!! Park Avenue Kids. J1JUE JOHNSON: Hope you enjoy JOIU' 20th birthday this Saturdayl! !lAD: MEET you in the E.R. Friday .""t!! Sandy K.M.H. 1SERf: LONDON'S calling. HELLO, HELLD--OH, NO!!! Born Again. . GOONE: TOO funny, beautiful and WIird. Let mom pack! Lucky. _1: BIZARRE, far-fetched in style IIId appearance -True!! -$$!?!?!?!? ... : CLASSIFIED by over 4043.7, reinItated 10 ססoo1. Love "I" IlP.: ARE You still' looking for a yellow V.W. Backseat? ME PAT: SOMETIMES someone very spedal heJps you out so much you don't kaew what to say, but thanks and I love ,... Rbonda. 0'.- GOOD luck Saturday night. K ANDJ. lATE: I thank you for helping me. You're fantastic! Joey. JEANNE: HAPPY Anniversary. I love lOU!!! ChUck. SNOOkY: A special f~iend with so -"Y Special meanings what would I ever do without you??? WeU, I don't ... MOLLY: I'M sure dinner at Bonnie's pIaee Win be as fun as dinner at your $ So theret! Also, less of a quack- ~nence. r SATURDAY I was so embarrased. The glazed duckling I was serving \lICked and Richie dropped all his ~ •. MAZELTOF ... D' 1were a rich duck ... quacky-quackJ~·'Cluacky-quacky-quacky quacky q~ quack ...AII day long I'd quacky ~y cook, if I were a flambayed 8PEA&JNc OF foul teons, how does fJI:e make no-peek chicken? Beware of ~ens Dying blindly into houses of .... llDoiiIyed,glazed duckling. Thafs how - lDakes no-peek chicken. D4VE-GET SERIOUS!!! Elvira 1111!: BABVSJTrER has conducted a - cue 01 SCARLET FEVER. Let's ~ nothing happens that isn't in the _ct. ~:v. BEWARE 01 elephant sized ".,.,..., When you return from N.V. !!"'yard is lilting quickly. Good lerlil· - for the frozen lettuce. fIloUlV-I'LL do anything to gel a head • ..... Voyage. We wish we could say ..... ~ 10 see you go. Leave your JIII»Det strings for the next one in line ..... L':olIOw are the famous _cing ...... 11 Twiqling eyebrows are caldly. m ......· "ED EVENTS: COMM corp IIIIIiaatIoOI to be held daDy mid-inaln • place. Don't miss 'em. Learn how to communicate Violence. OPENING: COMM instructor·84 due to situations beyond our control ..there win be openings for interpersonal inter. cultural, sociaf change ... lnstructor eaten by large fish at vacation spot in north. wem Wisconsin. MAUDE GRADUATES this semester ... everyone jump for joy!!! LT. HAVE you met B.L.T. yet?? Are you still dating bologna and cheese or are you with pickled dumpling? TO WHOM it may concern: I may be a stwnp, but at least I haven't let any of life's circumstances dull my sense of humor. R.L. JENNY SEZ The world for this week is STUMP!! RICK SEl Jennie is right. PAT SEl Rick is right. KEN SEZ Pat is right. AND THAT'S what being a stump is all about!!!! RICK LUEHR: Think about joining the Marines ...as a tank? JK KATE, LUKE Spencer is Mayor of Port Charles!!! Joey HERBS: GO to the elevator and dial 2295; righteous Maynard!!!! DOT FACTOR: Let's sexercise together. Your Bonnie Belle. TO AU. you misfits: Go to class. Orf. Orl. MR. EDITOR man: Same time tomorrow? Photogs (not Whit) SIS: PILLOWS are for puppies. thanks for house breaking me. SLIM: (C,J.A,) where did ya go?!! Looks like zeea Time! M,F.T.L IO-LA·LA LOVER) Too bad M.H. went home! Thanks for the limo service. JOHN TYSON: Bet you didn't expect to find yourself in here! SAY FRISKY! Have your bunnies been running lately?? Love Lumpy. DAN VlDAS. just shut up and bowl. would ya! JAMIE, YOU'RE so nice to look at. That's what makes it so hard to study. Remember ... Papagaios! ' DANGEL()..LET'S get physical. Your suzy sweet cheeks. Orf, Orf! AlTRACfIVE FEMALE for short term physical relationship. Ask for Nick at the Ranger office. PETER: JUMP on ZZ's top. Mickey. KAY: I want to hug your snoozer! BJ. RICK: CHARLES Atlas phoned. He wants more of those little red pills. JK P,A.B,: 00 me a favor smile! Don't frown. Joey. JOHN P.: Don't foul up on your bowling. Joey. , k MICKEY: SEEN any carrots? I U as Adam-you ask P.P.!.! Peler. P.P.I.: I'M trying! Am I gettmg better? ? Hope so! Peter . E.J. DOCTOR Who is alive and well and lives at Parkside. Joey; . KATE: LAURA Spencer IS alive and well and lives in Port Charles'! Joey. KATE: WALLY Cleaver is coming!!! ~~TBALL: YOU should have replaced Dr. 5euss' lunch. Peon. HEY BOOBY: Where's the seats!! We wanna picnic. Tallent Gals. JON DUDLEY: and the Crankers-totalIy fornicating obnoxious rock band. ED: GOSTO ku an tee-tee mu! florence. . h ki FLORENCE' FAV loy. c un . ng. GWEN FAYE: Our gang W1sh~ .to think you for your southern hOSpitality at your home last week. The y-team. KIM MOSS: You light up my life. Your Sweetie-pie Gregg Nelson. WHY F ART and waste it when you can belch and taste it? ED FRANCISCO: A "Student" and a "Gentleman." , R1Z: YOU seem to ful~m ~veryone s Deeds Iately ..... pecially Cmdy s. GWEN: DRINK your vitamin C and eat three square .... Is a day. .." BIZ: CAN'T wait for "Thanksgivmg! ~: DON'T yOll eyeball me!:' ·R-O.V. JR., Vour hands, weren t ~.!!'~,:,rv'8{,·~ u:~.~ UKM:oUV. and JI treats area t kin OIl the bIocIt . YG:rls bad either ..... ParlWde . ----------------~~- Saturday, Nov. 26 SCIENCE STUDENT vs FACULTY BASKETBALL CHALLENGE Jjle II5:30 p.m., precedes the UW-P vs UW-LaCrosse game in the Phy. Ed. Building Come see your favorite Professors pool their physical prowess and try to beat the Spectacular Student team!!! Faculty Roster: Tickets: $1.50 Includes: Bruce uBomber" Branchini C,M. "Chargln" Chen Fred "Clutch" Clough Morris "Magic" Firebaugh UYean Gene" Gasiorkiewicz Gene 'lGunner" Goodman Ben "Boards" Greenebaum Norberl "Icemaln" Isenberg "Jumpln" Jeff Nehr "Pistol" Peter Nielsen Alma uAce" Renish Jim "Sureshot" Shea Ed "WIldm8n" Wallen Keith "Stilts" Ward Norbert "No Miss" Wie'enberg Esther "One Shot" Will Scorekeeper: Sam "Numbers" Filippone Coach: Homer Knight • Also Starring • AI ..Whl " Guskin. referee Gary ..Woo Goetz, announcer 1. an exciting evening with The Science Division Globetrotters 2. Ranger vs. LaCrosse Game 3. Dance following in the Union Tickets available at Concourse table in Gr. hall and GR 344. PROCEEDS GO TO THE SCIENCE DIVISION FACULTY/ALUMNI SCHOLARSHIP FUND Sponsored by the Chemistry Club RANGER Z Thursc!al •• ' ~m""r 17.1'83 @H. ~1i83 71" Letter to the Editor SNAFU! To 1M EdaIOr It bmI <1aImfd lIlat p<ople ftI} 011 lball .. portml 01 tMv br ProoI 01 tIW u-y IIr<Sid- "'C t ..u.n 1M tu· I 01 1M AthJoIjc Ooput. - T _ s.- '"- to Ilaw 1M lra<k ..,oirfd. tbus poatllnC tIw ''llomo lioIdI" out 01 -. ..... 10 tile oOIe<t<d _ to do tIlio JOb. WeD. maY"" J_. July • ...-bIJ AUCUS\' • t I slap belle 1ft 1110 nudda. 01 tile _1ft Odoloor But WIit a'- ......... p.•• ory bnt bom<c_ II plonninl to ..-e • oports 1eslJ,-aJ around tIw "BowI" ~ 1M bog ..- opuISl Mad""" Got It"! Put some equipment -.by to loot 1iI<~ _ 's busy 'I'1l<n """~ _ sudlen 10 Wood __ DObocly WI1I _ that dld- ..,. .... o>t bas beft done on tile lndt UpOD rftlot<tIon. It's just • litue tbort...."ted 01 our lads to pidt lIlIs ,..1O __ ~lfttllo ........ play-offs aad ~ up play. iIlC 011 • pratU<e "~Id don't'- Uds rftIize ~ IoroIlaDd that admaIIIslnlOn tan't pl.D ths~ tblDC" Th~y ba.~ IJDdaots duo SOOII AH, YES. J£.SSE, I CERTAINLY DO APPROVE.OF YOUR JOINING T\lE. PRE.SIDENTIAL RACEMIND vou I ,RUST YOU'LL LET ME USE THE BLACK VOTE. WHE.N YoU'RE DONE WITH IT-NOT TO RUSH YoU OF c.ouRSE-SAY! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE. SEC.RE.TARY OF EDUC.ATION? OR HOW 'BOVT HOUSING AND URBAN. DEVELOPME.NT? WHAT'5 T\-lAT yoU SAY? "NOT HA DOOTS OF POSITIONS BUT OUTLETS FOR AMBITION -MY ~ DROLL! WIVE 'lbu EVER c.o~51oEll£O THE FllOll> ~ ....OVEltTISllolC,? Happy Thanks- • • g~v~ng from the Ranger taff Nobody bas eve" said that Partsid~ doesn·t aUrad a diverse group 01 peopl~ into ils friendly ronfines . ..,,~ aver.lge J"",sludent who .... es Friday at noon and sta~.. as far away from parlwde as possible until the rust dass on Monday may nol realize the many week~ acti"ties that oteur OY6 th~ week~· The Union and food SfiVice malte good mon~ by renting out various PaBside facilities and catering to organuations. Tlus past weekend. I notice. was .ery busy. At on~ time during the Saturday evening. there was a regional Inter,Varslty Chnstian Fellowship meeting in th~ tal~teria (which is referred to as ..the dining room" for evenmg ~\'enls), a gathering of Dr. Who fa· natlcs In Union 104-105 and a Parkside Activities Board "meeting" lparty. in good old reliable Union Square. What an .. ening for any God·loving Dr. Who fan who likes to party. huh? People who know me well can ~asil~' guess which party I <rashed. Hint: PAB offered free beer, *************** As most of you Raci~ bus riders noticed, on the front pag~ is th~ n~ that the Radne bus service will begin aU-<layball·hour service to Parksid~. Tlus should maIt~ aU th~ nden happy alter ha.ing to suffer the pl"a'lOUS monstrosity of "service." The ironic thing is that only lasl week. Ranger published a sUtY~ in ord6 to measure the support by Ra· cine riders (or half·hour. evening and weekend service. "'bat pull Ranger has. Maybe next week we should pnnt a survey determining how we want to get rid of Ronald R~agan~ther by impeaching him or by just wailing to YOt~ him out f may be greedy, butI'd like to go for two wins in a row. *************** - JESSE~ H~VE YoU CONSIDERED THE. EFFEClS Of A. NUCLEAR WAR ON lHE BLACK COMMUNITY? by Ken Meyer, Editor I'd like to thank the 50 or so people who showed up for the open lorum Monday with Chancellor Gusitin. There are not many top administrators who would volunteer to stand alone (in a corner, yell and addtess any issue the students want addressed. But then again, he's been here for over eight years, so I'm sure he realizes the rampant apathy around here cuts down the number of in.ol.ed (and caring) studenls. thus minimizing his risk. *************** One final note: In last week's column. my referen<e to myself as a Ilparty animal" was inadvertently typeset as ..part animal." Those of you who don't know me probably didn't notice the mistake, hoi 0. the other hand. some of the people who do know me did.'1 notice it, either _ . K.n M.l" Edltor Jennie un_ N._ Editor John K 1c F.. tur. E_ P.trlel. Cu_ Spons Editor Mlcllael Kall Plloto Edltor AndyBuell n Bu_ "'n_ C_~rt CII_" AcIv_ __ Jeff Wlcka _.. ger Pet iIlIl ,...t. Bu_ Men.lI.r - emllK17,It13 UW task force Teacher education examined Joseph F Kauffman, a prolessor 01 education adnwustration al uw· MadIson and Iorme- ezecume .x:.. presidenl ()( the UW S)'Stem, will dwr the lasI< lort'f. Members are: Barbara J. Alvarez, music educa· lion, UW-5l...... !'oml; Rhea S. Das, psycllolocY, UW·Superlor; James J Lorence, history, IlWC· ManU-. William W Mayrl, soaoIocY. and Belte J Peltola. curnculwn aIld mstructioo. UW·Mil· ...... : E<tftrd R Mulvihill, asSOCiate deaD oIletlen and soence, aIld John R Pabner, edue.lIon <1-.. UW·Madlson, Owa) .. e G Obon. education clwr. L'W·ParItsi· <1-.. Wa)'M W S4Iko"" pIl)'SlCS.UW· Ib, ... Fall>, James E Sloilenbe<'B. educatlOft deen. UV"·PIaU",1Ue; E Mocbael Tbron IIle \'lce cbanceIIor UW-Green 81), and W Carl Wimberly, V1<'O dwlceUor. UW·Laer0', '.. 1SlId he expected the task lor«! to ~ the appropriale role 01 the UOJ'e~ll In prepanng edu· cational proles.slonals and lbe essential cornl'O"""ts of quailt) proII'artlS to prepal'! educators; --<:OIlSider UW system responsibility lor continuing education lor teachen aIld scllool administrators; -recommend bow the untverlily mighl de\'e!op stronger pari' Denbips with the elementary and ...-Iarl' schools; --f-~amine current teacher education programs and their relalionslup to the needs 01 scbools and other education agencies in Wiscon· sin' _'-~d incentives to attract gilled young persons inlo teac!ung careers. The UW S)'Slem presidenl said he expected a prebminary progress ~ from the task lorce by May I, 19M and a ltnal report no laler than Nov. I, 1984. "Rather than providing detalled I$sessments of particular programs," O'Neil said, "1 would hope thai the task force's eflort would be directed 10wards prm,dlng the Sys· tem with a ",ell·articulaled plulosopIly 01 the appropriale role of UJl· versit}' education ID the preparalJon of educabonal professionals and ldentilying those respons,blUties we need to address betler " •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • : ACADEMIC ADVISI G: : FOR : : SPRING '84 SEMESTER : • • : CONTINUING MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS WHO ARE : • SEEKING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) SHOULD CONSULT • • THEIR ACADEMIC ADVISER PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR • • SPRING SEMESTER. A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, • • SIGNED BY THE ADVISER, IS REQUIRED FOR REGISTRATION, • • • SPRING SEMESTER COURSE SCHEDULES WILL BE AVAILABLE • • • ON NOV. 9 • • • NOVEMBER 9-23 HAS BEEN DESIGNED AS AN ACADEMIC AD- • • • VISING PERIOD, AND ADVISERS WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO • • MEET WITH YOU THEN. • • • ADVISING WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE RFGISTRATION AREA • • • • CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT • • • IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE • • • • DEAN OF FACULTY • • 348 WYLLIE L1BRARY·LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 • • • NOTE: NON-MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS NOT SEEK- • • • ING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS • • REQUIREMENT. • • • ........................... • ~ . • SUFAC begins budgeting Intrarnurals Tuesday, Nov. 22, 8·9 a.m. Business Services/ Accounting SAB building Tuesday, Nov. 29, 8·9 a.m. SOC Thursday, Dec. I, 5·7 p.m. Ranger Siudeni Activities Ollice Union led Universily Fees Allocalion Commillee) will SUFAC (~eg~udgeting this week. SUFAC, which lunds 17 areas begin prelrnn ry heduled to complete fmal budgeting on Dec. I in :~mttUSha~n~ ils final 1984-85 segregaled fee budget done by sem~er Cbreak, ls 01 eighl mernbers-six PSGA senators and two stuS A ~s~~ lar e during each semester's PSGA election, The <l-.nls elect bers 01 gSUFAC are' Bill Grindeland, Carlice Halmo, Pal currenl mem . Sc P t Hensiak (chair). Paul Johnson, Ken Meyer, oil e erson and Sieve Schre' (There is one open senator seat.) Th~n~;"mitlee reviews the. 17 budget area~ before preliminary bud tn and then asks questions of each area s spokesperson. IIa bud::\sg cui at all during preliminary budgeUng. the area has the opunit 10 again address SUFAC dunng final budgeting. ~ ce i'J,e final SUFAC budget IS approved. the PSGA sen~le must th n pprove It thus lorwarding il 10 Chancellor Alan Guskin. IIthe ch~~lIor app;oves it, the budgel is submilled 10 Ihe UW Syslem Board 01 Regenls lor their final approval. SUF AC Budgeting Schedule Tloesday, Nov. 1>, 8-9 a.m. Union Debl Service SUFAC C1u1d Care Cenler Tbun4ay, Nov. 17, 507 p.m. P AB PSGA Peer Supporl Winter Carnival/Homecoming Friday, Nov. 18, 1·3:30 p.m. Health Housing Athletics Smokeout today by Jill Whitney Nielsen U you are a smoker and thinking aboul quilting. loday might jusl be the day. Today is National Smo· keout Day, and it is being sponsored by the Nurses Associalion here al Parkside. National Smokeoul Day is the day where smokers everywhere can test their endurance and discover whether or not they can quillor 24 hours. - Information is also available aboul dillerenl facls aboul smoking. dillerenl lypes 01 cancers and women smokers and pregnancy. It is not so much qUilling for a day as becoming aware of Ihe inlormation and malting a decision to quit later, slales Barb Cornen, president of Nurses Association. There are also ways a non-smolt· er can gel involved. Any non-smok· er can participate in Adopl·a·Smok· er, where the smoker signs a "contract" slaling he/she won'l smoke for 24 hours and Ihe non·smoker provides encouragement and a shoulder 10 cry on. So, remember, today is National Smokeoul, so slop by Ihe inlorma· tion lables, latch on to a non-smoker and don't smoke, Toll-free number for UW. resources The University of Wisconsin Sys· tem has inslalled a toll-free lele· pbone number to make ils compulerized inventory of ~niversily reSOUf'(B more accessible to businesS and industry. The loll-Iree service is called WISe, or Wisconsin Industry Service Call. The number is 800-362· 3020. WISe users may order ihe compulerized invenlory of some 250 university service units. or use the telephone conlacl 10 make a speci· flC requesl for assislance. The in· venlory appears in a publicalion tilled A Profile of University Serv· ke to 1Iasiness and Industry. The publication is Iree. UW System Presidenl Roberl M. O'Neil unveiled the inventory reo port last fall al a meeting 01 Ihe Wisconsin Associalion of Manufac· turers and Commerce. He said the report would spur cooperalion with business and industry "for our mu· tual benefil and the enhancement of the slate's economy." In addition 10 listing cenlers. department, institutes, research groups and specialized IaboralorieS and libraries ready to provide research assistance. consultation or other service to business and industry, lbe report identifies more than 1,500 business and industrial firms who have used university resources in the lasl two years. The university service profile was compiled by a UW Syslem task force headed by Chancellor Robert S. Swanson of UW-Sloul. The publi' CJItion is being updaled and a second printing, 10 be titled Unh'etsil>' Resources for BusiDess: aD. b· dustry is expecled 011 the press early nexl year. • nunday" \_~ t7,It83 Guskin open forum dnDk wuely Wbat WI,. ... basically doing but DOl toppUll dnnking at co<UlJl poIn u )'ng to people \h:ll l"" can go out to your car and _ any ben you' • had three or four beers " 0.. ludent polnled out \h:lt nee Parbide u ted • lD the middle 01 I\OWllere llb no 0''' ..... ...., there aren 'I man~ transportation epuons available _ than dn;ing G pamled oul thaI a bus pnl\.ded I The End Iast year .. t some eocsidertJl. eopense and nobody too& 1\ .. H admitted that u a good debaWl& polOl "" .. 113e, III effect don't ha\t lD tIw O'en bul tIw lnI1h IS people don't use the .. pnl';d. It .. Oft the .. bus '• .,. and otb« I G Iddl ..... od at the opeIl forum IS on • d ......... -..butl be flY P- ~ Pm_ny, Im not III ...... tJw_.. I III the do ~ .. I lodl .. DOl people Ranger pbolo by Todd Herbst 0..-110< AIaa GIISIdD .......... slode.I's queslio. during Mo.day's ope. lorum, Chancellor addresses various • Issues secuoes. Guskm noticed thaI 20 to 25 percenl 01 .U courses 011."", are durmg the .. erung Activity hour Q: Do yoo 1.. llbe, {WF I·t p,m. laMI} bour Is beoelicil.l7 Yes, I think the actiVlly bour h3s been very good for sludents and laculty aDd stafl (in order 10 schedule meetings I. I lIuok Ii's been a \try good lIung and not ha\"g hear<I anylIung 10lbe contrary-I don't expecl ,t to chang., Admissions policy Q: Ho do ).... leel lbout closi.g \be door to some mdeDts \\ bile .d· mitti.Dc some 00 conditional condi· doas os the ..... proposed Idmis· sin polit) .. oWd do? I think the onglnal unpetus for the whole change in admissions polit)-wbich is now In proposal form in a faculty committee-was aD experience that we were 10- vohed wltb certain students in a revoMng door IlasIcaUy whal was bappenlng was Hhat) students would come In and they'd drop out 'ery qwckJy whether It be In two months. oae semester or one year. The questIOn was whether we ...... helpulll an)'bodl' by being as lenient as we were lf1 terms of admLSSions policy. The experience was up to now, .that we weren't heut« very helpful to those people, DOr ere we being particularly belplul to a 101of other stud.nls ID the same classes \h:lt those people took Proceeds going 10 Ihe Science So, by cutting out those sludents is t the proposal IS-<leferring Division Scholarship Fund those students who literaUy do not bave the skills to function al all on When: Nov, 26, 5:30 pm • UnIvenJ!y level and we don'l beW here', UW-Parkside Gym Ii....e will as a result of anyllung we ean do We·... encouragmg them to r.use their sIuU 1..... 1 through som. Tickets available for $1.50 in GR 344 means other \h:ln the university, O r at Special Table on Concourse, w..... also saying. in that pro- pcoaI, thaI some 01 the stud.nls who have serious skills problems __ ..JL.. ..;,Spon,;._.or... ed_b=Y=the==c=h=e=m=i=.=try=C=IU=b=:::::::::::~~buI who 'lin! leel can lunction in a Il s .... a maller 01 our heut« oppooed to tt \I JU5I a matter of peop~ ...... comnulled 10 USUlll,t Evening courses Q. Wbl u 1M program tJw -« ooe of 1M 1 -that I'M .... take aU ., the reqlllred ....- "t-...c coot and studenl demand Then!'s ob\ iousIy, lD the busineSS procrarn, a lot of people want to won part-bme In the da)' and .. ..,1 to Uk. COUI>eS In the 0'erun& !t's 1150 a f.... lj sueable prov.lm. '" w. oIfer two sec\JOns of the h r Ito same course. na 'I, O'en When l"" start to gel lDto tIw 'd It ore a other areas, ther.'s )u>1 not enough Y 10 fund It udents to go around to oIf ... t...., r ~~~~~~ 2 PhoB~;::3 ~ 3 BeautyShop ~ 1 ~ Bnse:{'W F Hours lues. lhuts Fn.• 53101 ! • S , 9·5 ~ I ClOsed An 0 y onda, &~ Wede:nsday Ahe,noon ~~~c-.- • .n~ SHOWDOWN Science Studenls Challenge Se,ence Protessors to a Student Faculty Basketball Game limited way at the university if they go through skill development programs, should not be permitted to Uke just aoy cours., but should he in a very proscribed curriculum. _ High quality faculty Q: Vou mentioned earlier that perkside bos higb quality lacully members. How do you know that? When you talk about a high quality faculty, you usually refer to national standings, which tend to be research-oriented. We have a faculty that publishes a gr.at deat: gives papers at national meetings, is reviewed very positively by their colleagues at other campuses. !t's very difficult to talk about national standings in terms of teaching .. Leaving Madison aside, but including Milwaukee, I'd stack our faculty against any other university in the slate-including Marquetteand we'd probably corn. out as well or better. We spend a great deal of money recruiting faculty, and, in fact, our faculty comes from all the major universities in the counlry. We are very often in direct competition with Madison and Milwaukee for the same faculty, and we sometimes win and sometimes lose. and have a lot to do with the bread· th of experience you have as an undergraduate, . Foreign language Q: Wby is lorelg. Ilog.ICO required lor people 001 majoriJlc Ia busmess? I would have asked the question lhe other way-why isn't 10relg1l language required for business mao jors? I would prefer to hay. more requir.menls in foreign languagtS I lIunk it's a t.rrible error lor ,lud.nls not to take a large nurnbtr 01 their credits in foreign languages. Vice chancellor Q: Wby could.'t a.y 01 tbt .... didates for tbe vacant vice chucdlor positioD come from wllbi. Parkside? It has nothing to do with the quality of the fac\llty, It's just a question of what is the likely oul· come. Most of the time vice chancellors come from outside. Then there's also the Question of, Ina small univer.:oity, what happens ~ you have a relatively small number of poeple who would probahly he qualified. What would happen is thaI there WOuld be a lot of negative lund of stuff about some by advocates for the other ... You get a situatiOn where golld people would bt hun because ther.·s advocacy on different sides. Career plans Q: Two years ago, at the _ II your last open forum, you .iet"t,II' lor Ibe presldeocy 01 Temple I ai' versity. Do you p.... e.dy bolO II' career moves iD mind? Someday 1 hay. nothing nghl now_ But U; be very honest Il'm to my ninth year at the unive,:,dY.and being 46 y.ars, old), I don I ex~ to retire here. There are a lot I years between now and ...~, -19 to be exact-so I expect, ersot' I might be at another UOlV -l. Bul I don't have any plaDS ..... now, Breadth of knowledge Q, Wby do we bave 10 take all these Breadth of Knowledge cour· ses? A bachelor's degree means somelIung and it doesn·t mean speciatization, II doesn't mean that you take aU your courses in the same field, It means that you've goUen a well-rounded, broad education. If I had my way, Iwould reduce the number of courses you can take in your major and literally increase the number of courses that you have to take outside your major. Arter your second job in your career ladder" the skills that get you the third JOb and the lourth job have nothing to do with your major Psycho Babble All's Fair. Flynt for President! • • One of the referees was asked aboul the rune-man team rule The ref said someUung about howlng hun that m the rules. ""lIat' [)o,,.l the officu\s even kDoW the rules' Apparentl not .1 mentJOOed tlle rune-man rule beca_ Ille wresllen bad more dIaa nine peopte pIa)"UII The). bad ID oIlenme squad, a def ... sve squad and a krl..ofI team TIle ref ...... d,d.,.lfeel W<emat· ... an~ oatls, 50 tlle game became f... ly \Iolent I saw head slaps being applied qu,te liberally In fairnes:s lO the \\TeStlen. however, ~ w re nol the onll people play· '"ll rou h Bul there were a lot more marmed geo\ogl.sLsthan " rreslien The- wrestlers won the game 27- 13 The) plaled W<eth~ "ere try. Ing lor a ,IIChelnb H"",")' But h~ 011. fair hI kk T1l<>me I uper' luroll football t hlltd wuh t nGe<>1oIY Club pnopared .th th w tling So remember, next November, when you step into that voting booth that a vote for Larry Flynt is a vote for freedom, and justice, and sex, and naked bimbos", and leather, and whlps.and chains, and whipped cream, and cnsco, and girl scouts, and great danes, and... Larry Flynt believes in freedom. He is so committed to freedom that he has promised to run campaIgn ads featuring explicit sexual actlv,- ties. What a boon to the Amerocan family! No longer WlII your children bother you with embarrassl~g questions about sex. All they. WIll have to do is turn on the ~elev1S1on and there it will be. All of It. American children will grow up better adjusted and tnrormed because of Larry Flynt Truly, his accomplishmenls are too numerous to list. He has taught the world to 'Think Pink'. He has given us 'Beaver ~un~·. f:le has given us more publishing IOnova· tions than you can shake your st,ck at. I realize thai the presidential election IS still a year away, bul I think now IS the lime 10 come out 10 support of a candidate. Now I don't usually make up my rrund tJus early III the campaign, but I bave found a eaedidate whose Ideas and goals are absolutely exceptional, rooted In the basic beliefs that have made our country great. By now I'm sure you've realized w1>0 I'm talhng about It IS, of course, Larry Flynt ThaI's J1&bt, I beU..-e that the publisher of Hustler Maganne, that showcase of ",·et}-UUngthat IS won· derful about America. wl1l be our next pre5ldent leI's lake a looK at LaIT} Flynt's qualihcallons. shall we. Flrslof all. he' roch And he was ne\"er an actor He runs a publishmg empire of the highest magrutude. He IShumble. He is so humble that he dldn't 'ft"--anl to show orf in front of a federal court, so he locked h,mself 10 his mansion and refused to come out As a matter of fact. he was so determmed not to make a spectacle out of himself that he threatened to shoot an}one who lned to remove tum "'nat humility What a guy. 0$1 m ~ Ie rl~ lhe dominated throughout ******** Now a word from our sponsor: Are you feeUng run down? Listless? Just don't nave the energy to complete that vitally important task, like sawing through that log? Well, if thaI's the case, just che.. a stick of Wragley's Amphetamint Gum. on did noI This "bound for control from tile _ The f, Id " nually UM ked ThaI's right, each plece of Wra· gley's contains 250 milligrams of Dexedrine, just the thing to give you that little blt of extra energy to keep you going for two, maybe three days non·stop. Then, if you reel like you just have to relax, try a tall, cool glass of Barbitu·ade. So remember, that's Wragley's Amphetamint Gum for those Ured times, and Barbitu-ade for those times when you really need to come down and. crash for a week or two. Available from Murray The Skunk, corner of 5th and Main. Kid talk He lias done wonders for the morale of the nations handicapped. From his humble gold-plated wheelchair, he has shown that nol even paralysis can stop someone from becoming the greatest por-- nograph .. that the world has ever known BoIS. ",bo generally play more compelll1\e games, tend to mteract III large groups and the" langu ge \itr1.Lh h othe£ characlenzed by ,...-.-ra< ,challenge> and namecaI1Jng and frequentll m"olves argumen . the researchers say G"i>. on the other hand. tend to speak to each Olher IfIsmall groups or pa", and partic,pate ,n roleplallflg fIOIllesempllas1Zlng cooper· ollon and xharong. wh.ch 1Il0uences the kmd of langauge girl> use FnerId;Iups among girl> tend to be more Intense and exclUSIve than those among boy . and gIrls' lan· &uage J more Ukely to conlaln words ucb as "we", "u .'. and "leI's", Borl<er and Maltz say " al th dIll ren bo· t ", .... Ie and ' ..... Ie lang.. pau ms "-.aI cont ",II be I ubI«' _ puhho "'tur tIp mo. Monday, ,"0' 21. In lotin3ro Hall room 324 r" 0 r hers at lhe I""l~l~e ,or R an h Labor.to'} of III nl It, of lif rn,a t Btn It')' Ruth Borl<<< nd [)-.IIuel I lu ""II pr nt Ihe I ture titled •• 80) T Jk' od ·Glrl T '. Grader- 8 fd Diffufatf In FrIoll4l) (Ga' ...... llort .... and ~altz m,unt",n tbat Lbo wpar t" III 01 pia) engaged In b) bu nd IlrI.: tn .:\merll~n cultur rontnbute 10 dl Un u\ l' ) 01\~I tommuRl lion He has served as a testament to the youth of our country. He has proven that with luck, plUCk, and perseverence, any child in this great land of ours can grow up to run a magazine that panders to every sexual deviation known to man. Choral singers to perform for the generol1 public. Tickels are available in the FlOe Arts Office, at the Union Information Desk and at • the door Both the 3O-member Chorale and the 13·member Chamber Songers on· elude musIc majors and majors In other fields Both ensembles prepa· re music from a wide range of st}·les spanning the sixteenth to twentieth centuries The two groups are open by audition to aU Partslde students Baoh and the 'Te Ileum and Jubll· ale Oeo onC by BenJ3lllm BnUen The org3.nJSl In both works 14111be UYf·Par Side organ inSlructor Glenda. lossman German Baroque mlJSlc by Pachelbel, Schuetz and Praetonus wdJ also be perfonned as well as mllSl< by William all· lings. J P Sweebnd and Ctuistopber ~. AdmISsIon for \be concert is 'J for student!, senior oli1els, and Pazbide faculty and staff, and ~ apot D t arbrou h 'IRST \f10 \I. R\ K or K('nu hu 'W" 'TO" , II'" ot'f'ln~ U TO8"" 2 '."01 H 1UU:R BRISTOL 'I.I.\ !'Ii "T PRURIF. SfHn:RS •'h.,nl' 'I-:!:,;J, ,n If t:apu' Geoqe WasIlilICIOD's teeth -.. DOt \lie oaIy puts 0/ bim \bat -.. ..... of wood. He also I>ad a .-l01I ere, .-l01I bait &ad • .-l01I.... 10 Thunday" '0\ tmber J7,1983 A Week at the Park Jazz, Cleaver: Parkside's Thanksgiving ., ltoecl)l-MirW U .. •••••••••• II )ou'r. reaUy hor! on bu. this W k, YOU C\ . GO fOR FR~, lo "The Laod or H}~ IUld Clo')," shown torught at 9 15 P m tn Urnon Square '01. bad d I ********** On tunlay Parbid. \\ill be IIold.... 1M .Al ounlI}' NotioGaIs The women'. f>-&J1ome- .. ~ will be run at 945 am, IlICIIM llIOII • 8-kllomeler race WlU be NIl at II • m Adnu '$1 ********** onday'. Round Tabl. ,ubject LS "Do w. 'oed Edu<aDonaJ Pobri<aJ A 000 Commil .... • .. , by Prot DaVid Jowett, The program tarts at noon In mon 106 and IS free and open to !he pubbc ********** A eceeert, r turmB the Parkslde Orchestra..,11 e place on Ionday at 1 pm 10 the Lnion Cinema A I II lor JKkon lacuJty, Ilalf and mor ouz ns and S2 lor others . ********** Of course. w.•• an't forget the dance In UOIon Square. abo on Tuesday rugh, at 8 pm The one and only "vtall) Cleaver" "ill be playing let's notlorget thaI this dance is to 1'31" Iood lor the Kenosh. Racine area, and so admission rs three non-penshabte lood nems for students and Iive items for guests. Other\\1SO the price to gel in is $S lor stiJdents and $6 lor guests A really bIg turnout would be IlJce to see and will probabl)' make sorneone"s Thanksgin.ng a lot nicer ********* Last, but not least, aU the sUII at the RANGER \\,sh all 01 y'ou a "ery happy Thanksgi\'lng Try Old Sly'" today and ta Ie tne d IfMGntee Ktaeusenlng makes. tt s Old World way ot pure br8Wlng dOUble brew np lila. Qoves Old S.y'" a crISp clea taste thai s number one Wl mlllloos 01 Ame' can beer dr n ers Old Slyle 5 theIr Sty So go ahead and ma~e It )lours • MAKE IT YOUR STYLE. GARY ORANT STEVE" - QRt on a Linn Modern relationships: not a thing of the past Ranger Solution ERAS"WI PERITASS ROLE ASIOE ALAI SUPPLYANOOEMAND T E S T I F Y S I A M ESE needs UNA A R v_ C 0 MIM E Ric I ALP APE R AVA ETRNS NTICE S A RIA R 0 T H S OlE L I ARIIL PREP RAN writers S v S T E i!lA L ITs T S R T E C E 0_ ASS U AGE REA G E N T DIG IIA LCOM1UTER ANTS LLAMA RULE MOST OATEN TILE by K.od}I·Marie Una Iy grandmother and Steve Mar, mel have a lot in common. Steve Marmet (/or those 01 you who don't know) is a writer lor UW-Madison's Badger Herald, their conservative newspaper. When you're as big as they are, ),ou can atrord to have more than one newspaper, Anyway, Mr, Marmel (f address him fonnally, as I have never mel him. although he's probabl)' not too much older than I am) claims in one or his rolumns that he has a hard tim. understandong modem relationships Don't reel too bad, Mr Marmel. So does m} grandmother. II lovel)' person, my gr.lndmothe. in spite of not understanding modem relationships Let me explaon lurther, Irs like this I ha"e a lriend, by the name 01 Neil He's a good friend and he's male I'm lemale No problem, right? Right. Enter One fiance! CURT '~Chilvet f say, "You're my best friend, but so is NeiL" He says, "Okay. fine," My fiance is very understanding of modem relationships. No problem. right? Right. Enter: my grandmother. She says, "Sorry, but you can't have a fiance and a male best friend, too. U romplicates Ihillgs." Uh-oh; problem. Especially when it comes to my going to visit Neil, who like Ste"e Marmel, attends UW-Madison, Grandmother thinks things run r.lmpant in Madison. All the lun things, like sex and drugs. Well, they do, but somehow I refuse to believe I'm going to get pregnant by walking down State Street. Stoned maybe, but not pregnant. My liance tells me, "Go to Madi, son. Have a good time. One 01 us may as well have some fun." He goes to school in Iowa. Horrors. This does not hold much weight· with my grand"lother, She does not understand modern relationships. Somehow I think this is beeause it was 1936 when she was my age. In 1936, you did not have modem relationships. If you were my age in 1936, you were married (or close to il). II your best friend was male, he was very likely also your husband No wonder I'm liVing in the '80's. So, lor the benefit 01 my grand, mother, Steve Marmel, and anyone else who might be reading this, let me explain: A modern relationship is one in which two parties (not necessarily human, as in Ihe fictional but appropriate relationship of Sebastian Flyte and his leddy-bear Aloysius) agree to terms of caring, and more importantly, communication. In communication, you learn to understand each other, and in understanding, you too can build a modern relationship. It lakes work, 01 course, but in time il all begins to make sense, So, Mr. Marmel, il you ever gel to read this and you have any more questions, don't hesitate to write and ask. In the meantime, I'm sure I'll be lielding plenty 01 questions Irom my grandmother, I The Funny Paper Caper 1 WAS SfU WORKING ON TIiE PORtW>PI..E CM£ nre N£)(T Di'Y WHEN DICK "THELMA UME. INlO MV OFFICE ... flO, 'IOU_ "M/ILD LIFE." ONE ~TORY llOWlI. THIS BUM WAS USIN' "ll'IE lATE MR: PORNAPP~E'S CREDIT CARD 1U BUV A Lot.D OF BR.'N MUFFINS, BUT TlE BAKER RECOGNIZED PORNAPPLE'S NAME FROM "THIS MORNING'S OBITUARIES. TWO WAY WA-is;T 'tv E.r- ..-0 MK.1I.OWA,V Ii. OVEN I NEXT iNTERROGATION! Wild Life by John Kovalic ntE WOfUD 1•• 11 ~L.E NO To~oRf1o..J ~ Death of the Parkside Fairy :"::-::-~----.. Ey I YOu!?': T/IOS£" ~NI"Al-5IN f\lAr ~TRIP GEl-OW M/P<JI? (MIT 5TllP T}l1f I'A~t<SID€ FflI~Y /5 Dr/tV<. I by Popular Consent Jimmy Holla IS not dead He actually has curled his hair, lost "'!lght and is the host of a popular early monung exercise program !t 11 SAY! # SAy! SA'OI• Sports shots CODliDued from P~e IS IT the Packers frustrate you year. in and year-out, why not try a team a bit closer to home, such as the Racine Gladiators? rr you want consistency and good play, put the Packers on the back burner and watcb the Gladiators do some rna. min' in their opponent's defense, This weekend would be a good cbance to see our local boys in action. It's not official, but Racine may bost tbe Minor Professional Football Association championship game. The Gladiators got into the linal with a 21-17 win over the Scranton (Pa.) Eagles in Scranloll. This is a victory of-note lor two reasons, Granted, they are a very 1aJ. ented team, but they had 10 travel to Scranton and they hadn't played in a game lor a month, while the other team had been playing ..... tinuously up until last weekend. ********** On the basketball front, a I... notes: Marquette beat the Yugoslavian National team 8UI last Saturday night. This wouldn't seem so unusual, except that the Yugoslavs were virtually the same team that won the gold medal at the 1980 Olympics and was the same team that totally outclassed Wisconsin just a few nights earlier ... Dave Cowens, who tried to return from retirement last year with the Bucks, has to s~t out this year because of recurring knee problems. In fact, this may finally be the end of a truly great career. Maybe he should have stayed retired ...While on 'the subject of the Bucks, it should be noted, if you don't already know, that the Bucks have a five game winning streak at the Milwaukee Arena. The latest win was a 108-107 win over Seattle on Sunday night. BEUel6' rr at'E.SA1'. , '!be Sohd Gold Dancers are not buman. but are, in reality, a mutated form 01 eocchrm. As hard as \Ius may be to believe. Jimmy Carter once lusted alter his own "ife. in Ius heart, I THE REC CENTER WILL CLOSE: Thur. Nov. 24 Fri. Nov. 25 sat. Nov. 26 Sun. Nov. 27 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! U Ij', OVml r 1 ,U83 RANGER Fencing First meet a success bl Pllridl c.mw. Loran He .. coach olth. Iencmg tNm. tor ls I compeuuve sea-- son 'or h team 01 loung Iencers I I'v got some determined people, Ilso 10m n" people ," he said "1 npetl Ih W'IIS and losses to hto Ibout the me Ttus I,"t m.. 1 ,,'W' had some . but we ·•..e ItJU sot I r 10 go , ",.". a dark cloud that always banes ovet the fen Ing t.lm-onel· 1"1'1... '0 high school have lenctng t IN and p«lpl ha ve to lam how to I nee belore the) e n CO/llpet It takes ume 10 tra .. a fencer 'Th problem IS II" ys I"" ther are always new p«lple and you can't recruit Irom lb. high schools because there are no teams to recruit from," said Hem. Some of these eew people are ....'h,tn.y Harmon. Paul Uebe and Kevin Zukelhach They are doong weU but sull learning The fenCing team began their season at lb. WISCOnSIn Open on Maduon Nov. 5 The leadong performers on the team are. Bill Thomas. who placed 3rd out of 25 epeeists, Mark G,ese, who was elinunated on the second round and Sam Waller, who was ehminated in round 16, on the sabre eompeuuon SabJna Claus, on. 01 Ibe premier women, was eluntna.ted on lb. second round of the women's foil competition Coach Hein also said. "Like every coach here, the season goal is 10 gel people qualified lor lb • CAA Championship." One fencer who may realize this goal is Bill Thomas. a new fencer .- from Milwaukee Area Technical CoUege. So far, he's had two firsts, one third and a IiIIb place. "He's quit. good and be's very determined. He loves the weapon," said Hem. "A really exciting fencer 10 watch." The upcoming competition will be llus week.nd at the Penn Stat. Open. in College Station, PA Wrestlers {inish ahead in Stevens Point Open Th. PlrtStd. ",eslhng I.am lIIrted the ......,., on I successlul not. IS lIle fWlcers placed ... ·en wrestler1. IncludIng Ibr .. II"ts. on the Stevens Po,nt Open last Friday Itld Salurday It UW tevens Poont Freshman Dan Hall. OIor l.tI KI Ind juOlor Ted Key .re lU c1wnplOl1S on lIle" w.lght < ... Ib H 11 being named most valuable wrestler In Ih. underc ...... dtVislon Jon ankow ki and Iton Vee 8rugg.n. both Ir hm.n, look lourlh pia es at Ill"" w.,ghts and jun· , r Todd Yd hll1Slied Ihlrd In the J67·pound t Thtre no team-sconng for the meet, but lIle Rangers IJnlshed 30-15 In matches as... learn. among the lCi'den or Ibe 30 tearn ev.nt. It was Ibe 1i"1 m.. 1 or Ibe .. ason for Parli.side, but h.ad coach Jim Koch liked what he saw. "I was very impressed with what happened." he said "We had a very oulslandlng m.. I:· While others wrestled, seniors MIke Muck.rh .. d. and Mike Win' ter were out nursmg injuries. Wm· ter ",;11 be out £o...atleast six weeks because of a broken foot, while Muckerhetde had a sore elbow, but lAiD rompete in the next meet Th. next big match for the Rangers "ill be lb. :'Iorlh.rn Open Nov. 26 at t.:W-~ladison Shooting team begins season Th. Park ,d shoollng t.am began, second n ran " Ib ho 01 lml'nmng on a u lui lllltt-83 campllgn In Ibe La· k de P tol L""iU. Th tearn co 01 "'0 t ms lour =ben each Park.sid I and Plr de 2 Th.re are four ne competitn" year. thr tuden Itld I Iac:uIty IdvtSOr Two memben 01 last } u uJ P Ide 2 I m .... re unable to compete llus year Jun KurhaJeC Iosl to aratJualion and Thompson lost due to tune conlli W11bsdIeduled matches The new Iaculty ad, r I RIch ard pong HI penE>nce In com peti~,e target shooting 'hould have a pos!~ve e11.ct on the team The stud nt who JOined this year are Jun Cole Jon Goor~eson and RI h Welhon The members or Parkslde 1 thi year lire Jim CA>te. Pat Harmann. Don Ltghlner and • lareta Ostro,.,. 'kJ They currently have a record 01 tilt.. "ins and two losses Plrksid<, 2 Comisls 01 Jelr Em.I]·. Jon Gooraeson 000 Keck 'ParksJdes top shooter last )earl and Bnan S<:huet· la Tbe team's technical ad\."iser Mark Scholzen, IS compe~ng agaon this year Among Parkstd. students. Scholzen has competed 10 Lakesld. leagu. lb. longest. This is bis thud )oear Welbon. new member of the team is competing ~ith· in lbe league on an indiVidual basis There is still tim. to join Ibe team this year The team uses 22 caliber pistols m competition H3\'· mg a handgun IS prel.rred. Th.re are 22 matches left in the season. and the matches are held every Wednesday from 5:30 to 10:00 I' m at the 'alional Guard Armory in Racine. The rest to jOin is 5. which includes shooting in the league or Indt'idually In order to join. call Brian Schuett. at 553-2650 10 lhe PAB orfiee lInion 20<)I. Ranger needs sportswriters . " Tim R.... lmann placed 39th al the NCAA Division n Dalionals. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN ;IIII1I!J-----' THIS WEEK MON. NOV. 21' N. V. JETS VS. NEW ORLEANS * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION ce s udents c e ge faculty h ni,a.,eofSeagram',,7& TUP H also s'rr' ,6th thcligh' l\IOY"dtn mod<ra"",,-'he perfect par,,,ers fur da"c" fet'er, a cefever stirs with even&Seven Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 11, November 17, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB discusses enforcement of new drinking age law Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Chancellor Alan PUAB discusses enforcement of new drinking age law by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor "How do we keep underage students from drinking in the Union? We don't want to be a police state and we don't want to be winking at the law, so what do we do?" asked Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle last week. Enforcement of the new drinking age law in the Union on campus was the discussed topic at the Friday, April 13 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) meeting. Stoffle and Security director Ron Brinkman were invited to the meeting to discuss their roles in enforcement and disciplinary actions when the new drinking age law takes effect in July. The board felt that it would be in the best interest of the Union to find out what disciplinary procedures and enforcement of the law will be followed by the campus before they form any conclusions in that area. Stoffle said that college campuses are in a unique situation in that they were deliberately omitted in one area by the legislature in the new drinking age law. This omission gives campuses the option to establish their own policies concerning the law. After PUAB finishes their proposal package, and if the package is approved, Stoffle said she will meet with Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz, Brinkman, and disciplinarian Jenny Price "to discuss how to cany out the proposals." Stoffle said that she would appreciate PUAB's advice concerning discipline and enforcement. "I've never been a bartender here, I don't know all the problems, and I'm not always aware of the pitfalls," she said. Jack Kemper, SOC (Student Organization Council) representative, said that he feels students should know that something will happen if they do not follow the rules. "I also don't feel that hauling people off to the D.A.'s office will all the time be sufficient," he said. Brinkman said that one way to handle the situation if people are breaking the law (underage drinking or sharing alcohol with underage students) would be for Security personnel to first issue warnings, second time abusers would be sent to Price for disciplinary action and third or fourth time abusers would be arrested. "There is no rule saying that we have to arrest people immediately," said Brinkman. "Educating the bartenders, hiring addtional staff, establishing pro- 'cedures, explaining the law to students with signs or some other mechanism to warn them about the law are some of the ideas Stoffle added. Bruce Preston, committee member, said that community tavern owners will be watching the campus very closely. Brinkman added, "(Tavern owners) are going to put (students) in a fish bowl and watch their every move." PUAB plans further discussion of alcohol policies and possible ways to enforce the new drinking age laws on the campus. The group will not meet on Friday, April 20 but Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to attend to ask qu estions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at^ "avc w dIiesi people will probably meet April 27. tteenndd.. Kilbourne examines alcohol advertising bhiy/ Cfoarrnoll KIT AorI^tAenMdfliicnklr 1 . . "The two major aspects in today's Society are alcohol and advertisingf' said media analyst and writer Dr. Jean Kilbourne, who talked at Parkside last Wednesday on the effects of advertising on alcohol consumption. Creator of two films, "The Naked Truth" and "Under The Influence," Kilbourne has exposed the media industry over alcohol. At the beginning of the lecture she stressed, "This is not a temperance lecture, nor a lecture on alcoholism, but rather it's an examina-^ tion of the atittudes about alcohol . in this society and the effects of these attitudes on whether we drink or not." She also said, "My aim is not simply to reform the advertisers, but to use these ads to illustrate just what these advertisers are perpetuating and reinforcing in these present attitudes." "Ads alone don't cause alcoholism," according to Kilbourne, "but they do play a big role in the U.S. by establishing norms and creating a climate. Alcohol is presented as a myth. The point of a ll advertising is not to uform but to establish myths. Advertisers play on the conscious and unconscious so people associate alcohol with good things. "Alcohol advertisers link alcohol with many positive qualities and attributes, the very qualities that the abuse of alcohol diminishes or destroys," stated Kilbourne. "Alcohol is big business," said INSIDE Student artists show their work Drummer Shaugknessy to perform Moliere's "Miser" plays at Parkside Women's softball on winning streak Kilbourne. "The Revenue is over $40 billion dollars a year and the industry spends over $1 billion on advertising alone. That's 20 times more than the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism uses in the prevention, research and treatment of alcoholism." As stated before, alcohol advertising employs several links to human qualities and feelings. People like to celebrate, and the essential part of every holiday is alcohol. Advertisers imply something else in some ads: "Holidays were made for Michelob." According to Kilbourne, "The point of holidays IS the beer." This ad also implies the same idea; "Actually, there are several good reasons for getting married." Success is another desired quality. Advertisers play on this need. "There is a relationship between alcohol and success, however negative. Even small amounts of alcohol decrease Alertness and efficiency," said Kilbourne. "Advertisers, however, display it as a magic potion. It will even give you instant athletic abilities, second only to Tampax." Kilbourne claimed, "There isn't a thing you can do that alcohol will make you do better." "Not only can you become a successful athlete, you can also become creative." "Edgar Allen Stroh," for instance, shows this. Poe was an alcoholic, he died of alcoholism and died a grotesque death. According to Kilbourne, Poe was an alcoholic at a time when there was no hope for alcoholics. "Imagine any other drug addiction that would be joked about. With alcohol it becomes acceptable," Kilbourne stated. There are several sighs of trouble that indicate a problem drinker and alcoholic. Isolation and loneliness become prevalent in an alcoholic's life. Advertisers turn it around with this ad: "Create your own special island." "Clearly, this is promoting solitary drinking, which is a sure way to get into trouble," Kilbourne advised. Other signs of trouble are fragmentation, life becoming unmanageable and when the drinker hoards his/her supply. "Alcohol is related to parties, good times and fun, but it's equally related to suicide, depression, murder, unemployment and sickness, but this side is erased," said Kilbourne. "Sixty percent of the general population that seeks psychological help for depression have a drinking problem, and the suicide rate of alcoholics is 58 times more than for non alcoholics," added Kilbourne. Kilbourne also discussed the effects of subliminal advertising. She defined it as being below the threshold of consciousness, nsiffiHy sexual. "These ads are not made to turn you on, but to make you anxious. Person sees ad, the unconscious image is repressed, repression sets up anxiety. Anxiety is a Continued on Page Z RANGER Letters to the Editor Disgusting behavior Dear Editor: I am a member of the Parkside Dart Team who is very perturbed with the behavior of some of my fellow students. Recently I had the opportunity to observe first hand the handiwork of some highly educated college students. On March 30, myself and some fellow dart players enjoyed a couple of hours of darts in the Recreation Center during the afternoon. Later that same day, while the band "Java" was taking a break, we went downstairs to toss a few more darts. We were greeted by the sight of a badly vandalized score board, dart board and best way out chart. Written across the scoreboard was "Dart Players are a bunch of Pussys." This kind of behavior leads me to support retroactive abortions. I sincerely hope the low life or low lives who are responsible for this act of degradation catch AIDS from a dirty needle and live for 11 years in fear before dying a slow and painful death. I am really fed up with vandals and thieves. If you see someone perpetrating an illegal act, call the campus security. We don't need scum sucking dogs roaming the halls of Parkside ripping people off or destroying what is left of the school. Idiots such as these only increase the cost of your tuition. Don't let these dirtbails run your life. Let them know you aren't going to put up with their behavior. Nick Thome 'WE SHOULD HAVE M/JVED PEARL HARBOR. I UNDERSTAND AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WOULD NOT CONSIDER THAT AN ACT OF WAR." Another view of the caucus To the Editor: The general caucus chairperson was Sue Decker and the chairperson of the individual candidates were: Cletus Williams, Jr. (Mondale), James Pridding (Hart), M. A. Olson (Jackson) and S. Strickler (uncommitted). Election Ballot Results: First ballot: Mondale 1030, Hart 183, Jackson 32, Uncommitted 14. Second ballot: Mondale 1033, Hart 225, Ja ckson 0, Uncommitted 1. Taking the bus to the UAW Hall was a real adventure for me and my walker since the closest stop the bus made was by the entrance of the Vision Center on Washington Road and the closest and safest route was through a steep undercut field. The officials at the door were kind enough to let me come in and sit down before registration began. A sergeant-at-arms conducted me to a room to wait, and as I entered that room I was struck by the fact that the UAW off icials were escoring some 200 o r so retirees to the front of the building to stand in line. I found out later that the UAW retirees have a meeting the first Saturday of every month, and they moved that day's meeting to the morning to accommodate the caucus. "A stroke of good luck to pack a caucus for Mondale." Next I met a newly franchised voter and Hart supporter, and also the Hart supporter's parent, who was a Mondale backer. The parent was trying valiantly to change their off-spring's mind. Finally the parent said, "I have an economic reason for you to support Mondale, and it is called room and board." Sorry to say I did not see that Hart backer in the Hart section of the caucus later. "Chalk one up for coercion for Mondale." Too bad that young voter could not decide on national issues. Upon turning around, I saw someone who I knew tried to run for alderman on the Republican ticket and asked him what he was doing there. He said he was with his wife who was a Jackson supporter. This so-called Repulican did not have a visitor sticker on, but was plastered with Mondale stickers all over his UAW ja cket. Maybe he didn't vote for Mondale, and I hope he didn't, for his own conscience' sake. Anyway, he probably did, just to curry favor from the union steward at work. "What a blatant ctoss-over vote for Mondale." By the way, if you want the union steward to stand up for your rights at work, you had better not let him see you in any other delegation other than Mr. Mondale's. Inside the Hart section of the caucus, I ran into many complaints, especially from the people from Western Kenosha County complaining that in the local papers there was no news about when or where the Democratic caucus was to take place. I was told that most of the county people had to call the County Clerk long distance for any information on the caucus. Saturday, April 7, 1984, s ure was a politically educational day for me. I learned first to pick a very neutral spot to hold the caucus, like my own county headquarters building, then use packing, coercion, crossover voters and stone silence in my opposition's stronghold. You can call this double hearsay, but I was told by James Priddis, Hart's caucus leader, that National Democratic Representative Robert Shapiro, who was there to observe the caucus, said that it was the dirtiest caucus he had ever seen run. Oh, by the way, five hour Kari "Sore Feet" Dixon: the uncommitted caucus ended at 4:30, the Jackson delegation joined the Hart caucus at 4:15, the Hart delegation ended at 6:45, and the Mondale delegation packed it in at 9:45. Anyone with other information on the Kenosha or Racine County caucuses, I'd like to hear from you 8:00 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. M-W-F in the PSGA office. Franklin Kuczenski Kilbourne looks at alcohol advertising Continued from Page 1 powerful motivation and abusers tend to be anxious, but feel alcohol will cure the anxiousness," Kilbourne said. "When the image becomes conscious, the ad loses power over us," she added. All alcohol advertising has three purposes, no matter how they are employed: recruit new members, increase consumption of product gpd assist buyers in choosing a *>rand. The ads want to get young people, want to show a new life style for them. They also want to maintain or increase present sales and, of course, influence a person to purchase a specific brand. The ads focus on the alcoholic in this respect, because, said Kilbourne, "Most heavy drinkers tend to stick to one type of alcohol." There are several symptoms of the problem drinker, according to Kilbourne. 1) Frequently drinking to a state of intoxication; 2) Drinking in order to function; 3) Missing classes or work due to hangovers; 4) Driving while drunk; 5) Blackouts; 6) Drinking alone; 7) Denying a drinking problem; 8) Doing something that you wouldn't do while sober. "These are all signs, but in the U. S. they are acceptable and funny. This saying expresses the attitude: 'I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem'," she said. "If you have problems with one drug, just take another," Kilbourne stated. "The morning after I discovered martinis, I discovered Alka Seltzer." "A hangover is a withdrawal from a drug," said Kilbourne. "If you're having a bad hangover, you're suffering withdrawal." Kilbourne added, "A blackout is when you're conscious, but jon't remember the next day what happened. It's a serious form of withdrawal and if it occurs, one should get help." "Alcoholism is a disease," said Kilbourne. "It has little to do with will power, as does any other disease." She also said, "There is no such thing as a typical alcoholic. Less than five percent are on Skid Row. An alcoholic is far more likely to be a man or woman over 30, with a family, home and job." "We don't know the causes. There is no common denominator. The only known relationship is that all alcoholics see alcohol as the most important thing in their lives," stated Kilbourne. Advertisers know this, and use it heavily throughout the ads. U 9 •OD $ Ken Meyer jlttieK2eira :::::::z::~;:^ews Editor PoSJf J? 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PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Karen Trandel Todd Herbst aJ°",T " T, °nd edit*d by students of UW-Parkside and they Thu SnZ TP°™.t °'T ed"0r•'0, P°'ICy and co°'*n'- P"M*bed ^ery R a n Z 9 ! ^ e * C e f " d u " " 9 b r ' ° k > ° " d b ° " d a y i Ranger ,s pri nted by the Rocine Journal Times. be addre"ed porkside Ranger, Universrtyof Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. standard s^zl I b\acceP,ed H typewritten, double spaced on ZntdwhaTJ ' ' t ud ^ >h°n 350 WOrds and mui> he RanaZd!ZrfZ 1^,? , ?° ° m" for Plication Thursday. lory content Contoi™9 false and defame• RANGER a Xgllight Show" drummpr 3 Thursday. April 19,1984 Shaughnessy to perform with Ensemble fh W Sh0W ia22 drunu"er Ed Shaughnessy, whose lively and extraordinarily precise percussive style has formed the rhythmic nucleUS the acclaimed Tonight Show Orchestra for 20 years will perform with the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. The ensemble is directed by Parkside music professor Tim Bell. Tickets are $3 for students and $5 for the general public and can be purchased at the campus Union Information Center. All seats are reserved. For more information, call 553-2345. Shaughnessy *s Parkside appearance is sponsored by the university's Fine Arts Division. Shaughnessy also will give a drum clinic the day of his performance with the ensemble. The clinic, free to persons who show their tickets to the evening performance, and $2 for others, will be at 3.30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Shaughnessy will demonstrate basic drum principles and techniques. Shaughnessy joined the Tonight Show Orchestra in 1964 and has CPD performed with it ever since. In 1975 he established his own 17- piece band, the Ed Shaughnessy Energy Force, with which he tours occasionally. A native of New Jersey, he is active as a drum clinician at universities and high schools throughout the U.S. and has composed a number of original pieces for jazz bands, including "Nigerian Walk" and "Blues Detambour." He has been featured on a number of albums, including "Rhapsody for Now," with Tonight Show orchestra director Doc Severinsen; "Afro American Sketches," with o'. Nelson; and "Broadway Basie's Way," with Count Basie. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble I has earned a reputation as consistently one of the finest young jazz ensembles in the Midwest. Parkside jazz ensembles have won "outstanding band" honors four times at the prestigious Midwest Jazz Festival at Elmhurst (111.) Colle ge, winning the latest honor at the festival's most recent competition last year. Two members of the current ensemble received individual awards for outstanding musicianship in the 1983 festival. Steve Jacob, of Kenosha, on saxophone, and Tim Fox, of Racine, on trumpet, were recognized as the Parkside Jazz Ensemble's outstanding musicians; and Fox was ranked second among outstanding musicians of the entire festival. Director Bell, who teaches woodwinds as Well as jazz at Parkside, earned bachelor's and master's degrees in music education from North Texas State University, where he was a member of the famed One O'Clock Lab Band for five years, including service as a graduate student director and lead alto saxophonist for two years. Bell performed with name bands and top entertainers including Tom Jones, Glenn Campbell, Jack Benny, Bobby Vinton, Rich Little and Burt Bacharach. Since coming to Parkside in 1975, he also has performed on saxophone with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, as well as with many classical ensembles in southeast Wisconsin. He frequently performs as a sideman in Chicago with the Ralph Berger orchestra for commercial and jazz engagements. * "**• i "Tonight Show" drummer Ed Shaughnessy will join the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I for a May 8 concert. Correction The Corporation for Professional Development was incorrectly identified in the Communication Colloquia story last week. Ranger regrets the error. Ranger needs writers Students tflearn by doing 99 by J ennie Tunldeicz News Editor "Learning by doing" is the philosophy maintained by the Corporation for Professional Development, an organization which is concerned with enhancing the learning experiences for themselves, other students and the community. The organization was formed in Spring 1983 under the auspices of the Communication Department students who "wanted to take the skills and competencies learned in the classroom and apply them to real life," said Traci Fordham, CPD Information Services Coordinator. CPD has sponsored many workshops and colloquia for students and plans more for the future. The group will host Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive Officer of Johnsonville Sausage, on April 25. The group also is in charge of Communication Internships, held a workshop at Capsule College and hosted Communication Major Alumni panel discussions and many other activities. Fordham said that CPD members are encouraged to "take their competencies and interests and expand on them by creating their own type of program or job." An example of this philosophy is the CPD Inreach/Outreach Program. Susan Moles', Inreach/Outreach Coordinator's, interests lie in public speaking. Her job is to bring people on the campus from the community to speak as well as take university people to speak in the community. "We plan these programs to help students learn...to help students 'shed their student skins.' In other words, we help them take the things that they have learned in the classroom and apply them to other things," said Fordham. One goal of CPD, according to Fordham, is to enhance the quality of student graduates. Membership in CPD helps these students gain experience in their area of interest. "We do many things students would be unable to do outside the classroom," she said. Preparing surveys, reports, proposals and brochures are some of the skills required by businesses which CPD members learn. "I feel that I am much more prepared to go out and do things in the business world now that I have been in the corporation," said Fordham. CPD is run primarily by communication students. Some of the more active members include Steve Schreiner, Chief Executive officer; Jeff McKelvie and Jane Proesel, internship program; Moles, Inreach/ Outreach Program; and Eric Elsmo, information services; and Fordham, Information Services and Inreach/Outreach Program. Fordham added about CPD, "What it is all about is to not just sit back and go through the grind, but to really get something out of the university and the classroom setting...going beyond being a student and being professional within the school setting." Students interested in obtaining more information about the Corporation for Professional Development can contact Prof. David Habbel, Comm Arts 224, ext. 2017, Schreiner or Fordham. Professional Resume Writing You've spen t thousa nds o f dollar s and years to g et yo ur d iploma. D o you wa nt a "q uickie" or quality rei sum e to reflect you and your investment? Save your valuable study time. Ca ll the professionals now. Anno Qontok 639-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (formor Parkald* atudanta) Reasonable rates. oooooooooood Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1984-85 academic year Requirement UJ^V-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per QuaHfication-^ous experience preferred, as is know,edge of UW-Parkside This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 27, 1984 Ranger is also looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Thursday, April 19,1984 ActorT former teacher RANGER * Brown enjoys Parkside's stage of life by Ric k Luehr -—-— * I want to be flexible enough not to be considered a 'black actor,' but just an actor." Julian Brown, actor and former teacher is completing his second year at Parkside. He is working on his second degree, his first being an education degree from UWM. He says that he is "over 25", single and has an 8 year old son who lives in Milwaukee. Brown says one reason he picked Parkside was its proximity to Milwaukee." Another factor that was very important was (Parkside drama professor) Lee Van Dyke." Lee sent me tickets to a show here. When I came down and talked to Lee, I was impressed by him. He sort of caught my ear and eye, and I thought that it would be a good experience to work with him." Brown has- been accepted in the graduate acting program at Temple University in Philadelphia, making this his last semester at Parkside. He has also been accepted at the Goodman Theatre in Chicago, Oklahoma State, and Michigan State. "But I've decided on Temple, so I'll be moving to Philadelphia for three years," he said. I don't know a I've been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." Julian Brown exactly what it's going to bring. I think they have a fairly interesting program. The people that I've met there from the program and talked to have all been fairly impressive." Another thing he likes about Temple is its nearness to New York City. It's about two hours from Philly to New York, so I'm close to the things that go on. They open many plays that eventually go to Broadway in Philadelphia and it's on the east coast. Brown lived on the west coast, in L A. for four years and said he didn't particularly like what's going on out there. "I much prefer what's going on out on the east coast. There's a sort of laid back approach to life on the west coast. I remember one day, I went to the barber and there was a sign in the window that said "Closed for the day, gone to the beach." I mean, I need a haircut, I've got a job interview, and this guy's gone to the beach. People in New York are more conscious of what they're doing." Brown feels ready for the change. "I think that the motivational forces that you get on the east coast are much sharper than you get on the west coast because people are up and aggressive and out there at six in the morning doing it, whereas people in L.A. are on the beach playing volleyball. It's a totally different lifestyle, and I'm ready for that." Of course, after college, Brown would like to work professionally as an actor. "An ideal situation for me would be to manage my own time, teach, and be able to work professionally. I wouldn't need to be working back to back all the time. If I could manage my money so that I could do YOUR As AND Bs COULD GET YOU INTO OLCS. Your Bachelor of Science (BS) or Bachelor of Arts (BA) degree could be your ticket into Army Officer Candidate School (OCS). Naturally, you have to pass mental and physical tests. Then complete basic training, and you're on your way to O.C.S. at Fort Benning, Georgia. Fourteen weeks later, you could be wearing second lieutenant's bars. It's not easy. But you'll come out tough. Sure in your ability to lead. You'll be in great shape. And you'll gain management skills civilian corporations look for. When you think about your future, O.C.S. seems like a great place to start. Look into it with your Army Recruiter. SSG Robert Centerbar 8600 Sheridan Road Kenosha 697-0520 ARMY BEALLYOUCANBE. Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Student, actor, former teacher Julian Brown one or two shows a year, and then have some time to spend writing, play my flute, and just live, spending lots of time with my son, it would be ideal. Of course, not in that order because my son is at the top of the list." Brown looks back on his two years at Parkside as being a basically positive time. " It will always be part of my life. There are a lot of people that IH meet again somewhere. The for- .mulation of fr iendships is not some- * thing that just flakes off. I guess I've learned that in the last couple of years, because there are people from this area that I'm going to stay in touch with, so that my phone bill keeps up it's $150 average. I think that I have made some real and true friends here, " he said. The time at Parkside has also been a great learning experience. "There's two ways of learning. You learn from what the instructor says, and you learn from the culture, so it's like subteaching. I remember when I first got to Parkside, walking down the hall and people saying 'hello". This was on the heels of coming for L.A. where people will walk aU over you. So I knew immediately that I was in a different environment, and I found a lot of things that were positive about that. There is a lot of sincerity in people. On the other hand, there's a lot of 'Peyton Place' type stuff going on. The small town, closed ipinded thinking. But, aU in all it's nice." Among his roles in Parkside plays are Petey in "The Birthday 5^-'' Panisse in "Ring Round The Moon", Private Meek in "Too True To Be Good," and his present role as La Fleche in "The Miser " I ve been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." One of the things that he has learned is that he enjoys studio theater. "You can hear people breathe, you can feel them in your space. Your concentration has to be right there because if it's not, you're going to trip over someone's feet and fall into the audience. I like that challenge." Another thing Brown enjoys is the summer productions at Parkside. "Last year's summer shows were the first time I had ever done summer stock. We, in essence, rehearse for two weeks and put on a play. It was so frightening to me only having two weeks to rehearse. But I'd like to get the chance to do it again. It gave me a great respect for the rehearsal process. An incident that occured during last summer's production showed the dedication to acting that Brown has. "This woman went through a stop sign and I was going about thirty miles per hour on my motorcycle. I slammed into the side of her car, flew over it, and flipped three times. They took me to the hospital in an ambulance. I got up out of the hospital and went to re hearsal. About midway through, however, my body said 'Don't you realize that you've been in a motorcycle accident', and I just sort of folded up." Brown said that if he could play any role, it would be "Othello." "Maybe it will have significance for me, I'm, not sure why, but it's something that kind of lays there more than anything else. I would like to be able to do the role differently than any of the other great actors who have played the role. I'm speaking of people like James Earl Jones, Anthony Hopkins and Paul , Continued on Page 12 RANGER 5 Thursday, April 19,1984 AT&T to headline annual Computer Fair \nd ??" de's s,udMl t he the mai "Computer Networking and Tel „ .. ecommunications" will be the theme of the eighth annual Computer Fair at Parkside, to be held from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, April 28, in Main Place of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center. The event, sponsored by Parkside's student chapter of the National Association of Computing Machinery, will feature demonstrations and presentations by four major corporations and 17 area vendors. Admission is $1 and entrance is through the Communication Arts Building on the southwest end of Club Events Dart Team Phi Gamma Nu The UWPDT is proud to announce Corporate Sponsorship T-shirt and Hat Day" On April 27, th e Dart Team Antagonism Committee will sponsor this event. To participate all you have to do is wear your favorite corporate T-shirt or hat or both. Any t ype of advertising will do including the likes of Miller, Pabst, Old Style, Peanut Butter or Twinkies (Nick's personal favorite). The Dart Team will not meet on Friday, April 20 in observance of Good Friday. Not to mention the fact that the campus will close at noon, thereby preventing us from using the Rec Center. Veterans' Club On Saturday, April 28 the Veterans' Hub will be going waterskiing at Brown's Lake. The trip is open to anyone brave enough to battle the cold water. Rich Welbon, President of the Vets Club, said that when he went to test the water temperature at Browns Lake, he stuck his hand in and pulled out an ice cube. All are welcome to attend whether you d ecide to try waterskiing or not. The Vets Club will provide the boat, the gas and two water skis. Beer and soda are to be provided by the guests themselves. This opening day event will begin at 1 p.m. If the activity is rained out it will be postponed until further notice. Psychology Club The Psychology Club will hold a meeting on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 311. Dr . David Beach will be discussing the Fall 1984 schedule. All interested students are encouraged to attend. Do you know where you're going to live after you graduate? If you don't, come and hear Shirley Schmerling as she speaks on "Housing after Graduation." Learn where to look and how much you can expect to spend. Everyone is welcome, so join us at 1 p.m. on Wednesday April 25 in Union 207. NUP Students for the National Unity Party will meet on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 165. BSO The Black Student Organization (BSO) will hold elec tions of officers for the 1984-85 academic year on Monday, April 23 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. Persons nominated for President include Dwight Mosby, Calvin Singleton and Ernestine Weisinger. Vice-President nominations include Greg Holcomb, Dwight Mosby and Derek Thurman. Nominated for Secretary are Danita Baker, Hope Bowden, Joyce House, Hope Jones and Karling Thurman. Those nomT nated for Treasurer include Greg Holcomb, Jill Killian and Derek Thurman. Activities Coordinator nominations include Danita Baker, Dwight Mosby, Napoleon Scarborough and Derek Thurman. Students running for the above positions will provide statements about their qualifications at Monday's meeting. All voting must be completed at the close of that meeting and no other votes will be accepted after that time. Election results will be published in the May 3 Ranger. WELCOME—\ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK •••**••••••**** SEAN PATTERSON •••*••••••***** His pitching against Illinois Chicago Circle was outstanding. Sean pitched 7 innings and won the game 7-4. He allowed only 5 hits. 4 nans. He had 5 strike outs and only one walk. the main academic complex. Parking will be availabl e in the Communication Arts lot. The AT&T Company will headline the fair with a display of its new line of powerful Unix-based terminals and heavy-duty line printers. The terminals will be displayed for the first time in the Midwest at the fair, said Karen Norwood, student coordinator of the event. In addition, AT&T will demonstrate its 3B2 computer model and will present a display titled,"The History of Telecommunications Museum." A keynote address on computer networking and telecommuications will be presented at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema Thea ter by Maureen McGraw, national networks marketing manager for communications products of Digital Equipment Corporation in Massachusetts. Other computer systems on display will include those produced by the Xerox, Sperry and Zenith corporations. Norwood pointed out that the event is an excellent oportunity for people considering purchasing a business or home computer to see and compare many of the computers on today's market. She said the fair this year is stressing computer systems suited to the needs of business, and encouraged area businessmen to "come to the fair." This is the first time four major corporations are participating in the fair, demonstrating the latest in hardware and software systems and packages," Norwood s aid. "It will be the biggest fair ever." Last year 1000 persons attended, she said. TO: FROM: SUBJECT: MEMORANDUM March 15, 1984 All UW-Parkside Employees and Students Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee Stuart L. Rubner, Chair Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel Maureen Budowle Richard Keehn Teoby Gomez Jeanne Buenker-Philllps Nominations for Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award .he award he/she will resignTrom 00—6 b6C°me 3 Ca"didate ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA be esPeci,al|y distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the Univer PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at Information kiosks in AlfoMhTr Mr RaCe 3nd at the Library/Learning Center C mulaWon Desk All of the information requested on the form must be supplied 2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence, etc., would be appropriate. 3. Deadline for nominations is Monday, April 30 1984 4 saaaKassrB* »»«> 5. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. —to IMLerTime Questions may be directed to the Chair, Stuart L. Rubner, ext. 2576. 6 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Seminar examines premenstrual syndrome Ranger photo by Todd Herbst Patricia Limburg, a counselor at Racine's Family Planning, Inc., spoke on premenstrual syndrome at last week's "Women's Studies" seminar. Library trivia winners The winners in the Library Trivia Quiz Contest are as follows: Lydia Morrow won a $5 gift certificate for the Union Sweet Shoppe (sponsored by the Parkside Union). Mark Rau won a pizza (sponsored by Food Service). Dean Hervat won a $3 gift certificate for the Campus book store (sponsored by the Parkside Campus Store). A pair of passes to the Union Cinema (sponsored by PAB) will be given to each winner. Prizes must be picked up from Donna Nicholson, L/LC by Friday, April 27. by Kari Dixon The annoying and sometimes debilitating problem of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) can be alleviated with vitamins and a proper diet and exercise routine, according to Patricia Limburg, counselor at Family Planning Inc., of Racine, who spoke at the Women's Studies seminar last Wednesday. According to Limburg, it is estimated that from five to forty percent of the female population suffers from PMS, but she believes the numbers are higher. PMS, by definition, is any symptom or complaint that is present before menstruation. To actually be PMS, the symptoms must be present sometime after ovulation and before or during the bleeding. PMS can be mild, moderate or severe. "The majority of the symptoms of PMS are associated with the fact that the body is retaining water," Limburg said. "Some women just refuse to leave the house during this time." The reason that PMS is surrounded by some controversy is because it is hard to determine scientifically. "There are no tests to diagnose PMS," Limburg continued. "Because it is women-related and women-reported, there has been some resistance from the medical community." The symptoms of PMS are varied. The more common include bloating, sore breasts, lower backache, nausea, food cravings, depression and lethargy. The more uncommon ones include sinus trouble, vision problems, fainting, panic attacks, Help Wanted NEED CASH? Earn $500+ each school year, 24 (flexible) hours per week placing and filling posters on campus. Serious workers only; we give recommendations. Call now for summer & next fall. 1-800-243- 6679. Services Offered TAKE THE train, Jane! East and Gulf Coasts — $175 max. roundtrip. West Coast - $225 max. Call John Cogan, Strand Travel, 632- 5456, MWF 3-5, Sat. 9-2. NEED HELP with your student loan? Serve part time and we will repay 15% of your loan each year. Find out if you qualify. Call Sgt. Winski, 697-6520. Army Reserve Be all you can be. MONEY FOR college. Earn $1200/year and $4000 education bonus for serving one weekend- /month and two weeks/year. To learn more, call Sgt. Winski, 697- 0520. Army Reserve. Be all you can be. TYPING AND word processing. Gateway Secretarial Service. 637- 1997. spontaneous bruising and joint and muscle pain. Because some of these symptoms can indicate other problems besides PMS, Limburg suggests that all suspected PMS sufferers have complete physicals to rule out other medical causes for the problems. PMS, according to Limburg, is often hereditary and can worsen or begin near menopause. The women who suffer from PMS tend also to have weight problems and usually cannot tolerate the birth control pill. "The usual medical treatment for PMS is a diuretic to relieve the bloating and a tranquilizer to relieve the tension," Limburg said. "This is really no good." Instead of the more traditional treatment, Limburg suggested a different route. The first step is keeping a PMS diary to see exactly what symptoms occur at exactly what time. The cause of PMS, Lim- Continued from Page 5 The Fourth Annual Parkside International Computer Problem- Solving Contest for elementary, junior and senior high school students will be held in conjunction with the fair. The local section of the contest will take place at Parkside, with other segments being held at schools and colleges around the Midwest. Hardware and software vendors participating in the fair include, For Sale 1977 YAMAHA XS 360. W indshield, rack and back rest. 11,000 mi. $600. PHone 694-3813. 1969 MGB with overdrive engine, good body. Best offer. 634-5597. Personals LORE: IT'S been one year. I love you — Gre g. LORIE: I love you — Y up. JULIE AND Dave, keep your clothes on off-campus. Friskie. FRISKIE: THAT'S not possible. Julie and Dave. J & D Hey love, I really missed you. Smoke a bomb? D.G. D.G. I came a long way, I quit smoking!! J&D. I DON'T care what anyone says, I like Parkside. Robibaby STUDS: DO the skeleton face til it scares me. Zemog. A.K.A. CUDDLE Bear, Creating Respiratory problems in elevators. SLY "AWESOME YY," Fan club information. Inquire at Union Square. JOEY: YOU dancing maniac — have your feet recovered yet? burg said, is due to a vitamin deficiency, and high doses of B6, potassium and magnesium are prescribed by Family Planning. A special low salt diet that also eliminates all caffiene (including chocolate, tea, coffee and Coke) and aerobic-like exercises at least three times a week are also recommended to help the body deal with the problems of water retention. One vitamin, called Optivite, has been a great help to some of the women, Limburg said. "PMS is still more like witchcraft than science," she said. "Women must rely on each other to read the symptomatology," she said. Perhaps the only good aspect of PMS is that it often results in an increased libido prior to menstruation. "Some women really love sex at that time of the month," she concluded. from Racine, Colortron Computers, Office Equipment Corp. (which will be presenting a display in conjunction with the Zenith Corp.), Radio Shack and Computer Sales, Inc.; from Kenosha, Duke's Electronic Service Ltd., Heinzen Computer Consultants Ltd. and Kane Associates; and from Milwaukee, Successful Software, Vision Computer Systems, Media Management and Magnetics, Soft House and North Shore Computers. REEN. SNUGGLE BUNNY - I long for your love. Fred. GEE WHIZZERS!!!! FRED: EAT Dung and live—Snugglebunny. HEY WHIT: I got a reprieve. No bars for this boy. K. GIRLS AT P.U. — I 'm not available any more. Baby Animal. GUYS AT P.U. I'm available. Baby Animal. BABY ANIMAL welcome aboard: the fellows pierced in the pink. FELLOWS IN pink. We want Baby Animal back, the girls. GIRLS AND fellows in pink, He's mine! Debbie. DEBBIE, I am yours. Baby Animal. DEBBIE AND Baby Animal live happily ever after. BLANCHE: WE'RE so clever! Stop telling me to not get out of my car!!! MOLLY: IF no one else wants to, I'll be chairman of the parade, but only if the Association allows that. They tend to send letters acknowledging how much people owe...how rude! PAT: GET THE LIGHTER RUG! THE DARK ONE IS TOO BUSY!!! University of Wisconsin-Parkside Fine Arts Division —• p resents — Ed §Eau^Eres§y of the Tonight Show with Jazz Ensemble I conducted by Tim Bell May 8, 1984 8:00 pm • Communication Arts Theatre Tickets: $5.00 General Admission • $3.00 Studsnts Classified ads Dckats AvatttMe: HM Art* D IVMM 553-2564 Units Is forasltes D esk 553-2345 • Ail SMU RM trwd Computer Fair I^^SCONSIN-PARKSIDfe^^'? ? *±/M I'KIMMS /\\/ \ M r jF^M? 4PRII 27 2S, 'H,4Y/l,5.vrSir.u.i ./444Y 3 at io v\t. ^ ^r.'. - MVIRSIIT OF THE MISER ft"* ? T u e i, ?°, ' KDen0Sha- Rebecca Julich, Racine, (both standing and John Muskuhn Racine rehearsed a scene from Moliere's class farce The Miser, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside dramati arts discipline s spring mam stage production to be performed on Fr days, April 27 and May 4, and Saturdays, April 28 and May 5. All pei formances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Plays at Parkside 4The Miser' arrives Moliere's classic comedic farce "The Miser," a play that reveals human vice and folly with irrepressible joy, is the Parkside dramatic arts discipline's Spring main stage production, directed by Prof. Lee Van Dyke. The play will be performed over two consecutive weekends, on Fridays April 27 and May 4, and on Saturdays April 28 and May 5. All performances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. "The Miser," a 17th century French play that sets the standards by which comedy and comic acting have ever since been judged, concerns Harpagon, the central character who is determined to spend as little money as possible. Harpagon takes to holding onto his money so obsessively that he becomes convinced that his servants are robbing him, and he buries his money in the garden rather than trust it to a bank. He doesn't approve of the money his son spends on clothing, and he wants to marry off his daughter to the first man who will have her without a dowry — n o matter how old he is. The miser's children meet and fall in love with people they intend to marry, but Harpagon announces his own wedding plans: he' will marry the girl with whom his son is in love, and his wealthy friend will marry his (Harpagon's) daughter. Van Dyke said the resolution of this situation is sure to inspire laughter in the audience. "In writing his plays, Moliere drew frequently upon the Italian form called 'Comedia deU'arte,' which is based on improvisation, stock characters and 'lazzi,' or small comedic pieces," Van Dyke said. "Modern equivalents of that style of comedy include the walk of Charlie Chaplin, the famous 'Who's on First' exchange between Abbott and Costello and the contemporary Second City troupe from Chicago." Van Dyke said Moliere's humor is universal and has endured for three centuries. "It's astonishing to find out how fresh Moliere's characters and situations are — and those characters and situations form the basis of Moliere's humor." Van Dyke called Moliere "one of the funniest people in history. Moliere was the Shakespeare of France, except that he concerned himself exclusively with comedy." Cast members of the play include Steve Orth, Scott Reichelsdorf, Mary Beth Kelleher and Andrew Brhel, Kenosha; Paula Boehler, John Muskulin, Rebecca Julich, Bill Serpe and James Walker, Ra- Continued on Page 10 "Beef" gives the beef on alcohol policies Astute readers will probably have noticed by now that the administration is debating on possible new alcohol policies in the Union. As this will likely affect nearly every student on campus, I decided to nip down to the administration offices and ask "Beef" O'Jooce, director of student responsibility, about the proposed changes. Responding to the charges that the new policies were 'assinine' and 'mindless,' O'Jooce quickly stood up to the administration's critics. "Basically, we wanted to cut down on under-age drinking without detering our older population from the occasional quick one with their friends. I believe we have reached a comfortable compromise." said Beef. "We had to focus on two main problems. The first was actually stopping minors from purchasing alcohol, and the second was to cut out the sharing of drinks by seniors." ' 'Our One-Beer-Per-Trip-To-Bar policy was a bit lax, so now all purchases of beer and wine must be accompanied by on-the-spot blood tests, urine analysis, presentation of birth certificates and passports plus retina scan and fingerprint matching. "As the whole process should take less than an hour, we feel it will be unlikely to dissuade our older drinkers," he quipped. Regarding the heinous crime of drink-sharing, "Beef" announced new administrative policies designed to combat this lethal wrongdoing. "Actually, we've been toying with the idea of lacing all drinks with small but lethal doses of cyanide," acknowledged O'Jooce, "which, believe you me, will cut down on this beer-sharing business something drastic." However, there were dissenters to this plan. "Yea, the chancellor wimped out again," said "Beef," with a trace of bitterness in his voice. "That pansy by John Kovalic Feature Editor was afraid of t he reaction from parents. What a wimp." The new policies are somewhat less drastic. "Anyway, we finally decided to cut down on the size of drinks again. After playing around with the idea of just pouring the drinks right down their yaps, we started thinking of reinstating the one-and two-ounce glasses. Eventually we cut that out. Too f—liberal, if you ask me." "The size of a large beer," he continued, the pitch of his voice reaching dangerous altitudes, "was finally decided to be no more than that of a fair-sized thimble." But that is just the beginning, he indicated. \ "At the moment, we're just putting the finishing touches on an amendment to really cut down on sharing. "All wine and beer glasses are to be encased in three tons of molten lead and concrete and buried in a secret location somewhere in the Rockies," he said, grinning broadly. "And if that doesn't work, we'll just shoot the bastards." * * * * * * * * * * What with the Democratic primaries well on the way, and what with a new government at the helm of Parkside's student body, I decided it was time to put my one political science class to good use. I therefore offer the following as a list of laws, by-laws and proprosals any aspiring political candidate would do well to include in future manifestos. Take heed, Gary Hart. These are the real new ideas. • Anyone caught saying "Where's the Beef?" should first be publicly flogged, to be followed by not less than a hail of small arms fire. • All cafeteria cheeseburgers should be labeled with the warning, 'Not to be taken internally.' • Public humiliation of person or persons found wearing 'I Love Michael Jackson' buttons, to be followed by a two-year term locked in a small box in Utah. • The force-feeding of male hormones to the afore-mentioned Jackson, with serious thoughts about the same for Boy George, Richard Simmons and the Smurfs. • Give accounting majors their own room in Molinaro Hall. Lock them in it. • Make it legal to beat person or persons sadistically about the head with a large blunt object upon the utterance, 'Have a Nice Day.' • Ban California. • Restrict the sales of coffee shoppe bagels as lethal weapons, especially when used in hand-tohand combat or ingested. • Immediate withdrawal of all US combat forces from Lebanon and Central America followed by the invasion of Akron, Ohio. • Record conversations between communications majors and play back recordings to same. Wait for resulting hemorrhaging. 8 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Student art Art show successes Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Students whose art is currently on exhibit include (left to right) Bill Grieder (Library Purchase Award), Frank Mandli (Award Recipient), Karen Cairo (Honorable Mention), Kenneth J. Kangas (Best of Show and Honorable Mention), Brian Passino (Award Recipient), Deb Rolling (President, Art Addicts), Karen Roszkowski and Bob Ludwig (Honorable Mentions). PLO se on campus A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impresive array of art forms including painting, sculpture, ceramics and mixed media is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 3. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. The juried exhibit includes 56 works selected from 141 entries by juror Joseph Wilfer, a widely recognized papermaker, typographist and graphic designer who is a visiting professor at UW-Madison. Wilfer selected the works on the basis of creativity, innovation and use of materials. The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by the Parkside Art Discipline in the Fine Arts Division, and includes three cash awards and four honorable mentions along with a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $40, was awarded to Kenneth J. Kangas, of Kenosha for his work titled "Sunday Night," a birch veneer woodcut depicting a cozy domestic scene featuring enormously dramatic contrasts between light and darkness, geometric and fluid shapes and horizontal and vertical lines. Kansas, 34, is a junior who works third shift at the Chicago & Northwestern Transportation Co. as a yard clerk and attends Parkside part-time during the day. He said "Sunday Night" is a depiction of his two children, Carey, 8, and Cassie, 6, on a typical Sunday night lying in front of the TV set in the living room. Kangas also won an honorable mention for his oil painting titled "Thirteenth Avenue," which shows a real-life two story structure at 13th Ave. and 52nd St. in Kenosha, the first floor of which is a tavern, with the second floor housing apartments. The work communications a sense of loneliness and isolation in the tradition of urban-based artists, Kangas said. In addition, Kangas had a third work accepted in the show. It is a warmly colored acrylic painting titled "Extirpator," which depicts, on a grand scale, ordinary objects including a mouse trap, button and cleaning brush in a cardboard box. Kangas, who was supervised in the creation of "Sunday Night" by Parkside art professor Douglas Devinny, slyly incorporates gently humorous touches in his work. "Sunday Night," a woodcut, includes a wood-carved dude in one corner "watching over the children." "Thirteenth Avenue" features a one-way sign pointing in the direction of the tavern entrance, and "Extirpator" depicts a "Never- Miss" brand mouse trap that has been sprung, and "guess what, there's no mouse," Kangas said. He said, "I was overwhelmed just to be accepted in the show. I'm really honored. I know there are a lot of extremely talented and hardworking art students being taught by high-quality art faculty at Parkside. This show really means something to me." A cash award of $25 went to second- place winner Brian Passino, of Kenosha, for his giant and flamboyantly fluid oil painting titled "Flight," which gives the viewer the impression of flying over a strange and fascinating yellow, green and red planet, approaching an unfolding horizon. A $15 c ash price went to Frank Mandli, of Racine, who took third place for his intriguing "Pig H," a ceramic, feminine-faced pig bedecked in sparkling necklaces and dangling from slings in mid-air. A lithograph by William Grieder, Racine, titled "Baby's Ride," which shows a bemused baby sitting in a baby carriage along with a huge dog won the $75 UW-Parkside Library Purchase Award. The work will be put on permanent display in the Library. Other honorable mentions were awarded to Robert Ludwig of Racine for a polyester resin piece titled "Struggle;" Karen Cairo of Kenosha for an acrylic and mixed media work called "Creation;" and Karen Roszkowski for a copper and wood piece titled "Musical Reflections." by Nick Thome The Parkside Liberation Organization (PLO) is the newest group to seek major organization status. The PLO was formed early this semester to further the rights and freedoms of concerned students who feel special interest groups and members of the administration are discouraging the "American way of life" as set forth by our forefathers. Recently I had the opportunity to interview the man in charge of the PLO at the regional headquarters. The following is a condensed version of the conversations we had. Q. Colonel Keck, why was the PLO formed? A. The members of the Parkside Liberation Organziation are disgusted by the hypocrisy of special interest groups such as Women Against Pornography. They complained bitterly last year when Parkside showed the soft porn movie "Emanuelle," but they didn't say one word during the Foreign Film Festival when an underaged male child was graphically sodomized to death. Q. What are the PLO's feelings about the Union's projected alcohol policies? A. We were shocked by the elimination of pitchers and carafes. Never before has there been a complaint about the 17 year old students who came into the Union. We feel the Alcohol Awareness Committee is a bunch of namby-pamby, undersexed eunuchs with nothing better to do with their lives than to make other people unhappy. Q. By what means do you maintain your organization? A. We have sufficient funding from the private sector, in addition to the support from students, who feel as we do. We have the proper equipment and training to counteract the tainted menace that has been overshadowing the real pursuit of happiness at Parkside. Q. If there was one change you could make tomorrow here at Parkside, what would it be? A. We would terminate the Corporate Sponsorship Committee. The PLO was appalled at the elimination of corporate sponsored events such as Old Style night and Miller night. These events were immensely popular with the students since their beginning when the university first opened its doors. For some reason unknown to the average adult, the corporate sponsorship committee and the alcohol awareness committee have deemed college students incapable of deciding how much alcohol they should consume on any given occasion. Maybe they believe that we are not the future of this beloved country, but potential criminals who upon touching our lips to a cup of beer succumb to ancient animal desires and immediately rape and pillage the surrounding community leaving nothing that even remotely resembles human life forms in our wake. Were these people playground directors in another life who feel compelled to treat us as if we are mindless, whimpering brats? What was the Alcohol Awareness Committee? Why did they disband, leaving their totalitarian measures intact? Do they fear social retribution to such an extent that they would depart before an outraged student body could physically state its objection? We think so. Q. Colonel Keck, what is the American way of life? A. The American way of life is a feeling of self expression. The United States is the only country that believes in the individual, yet we are being subverted by outside factions that want to incorporate us into a homogeneous pool of garbage. I and my group aren't going to let that happen here. We will prevail. Kenosha Savings and Loan in your choice of TWO great accounts! 5935 7tti Ave—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side—4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 KENOSHA SAVINGS RANGER Ask Dr. Bill 9 Thursday, April 19,1984 'Twinkie" girl gripes Depaarr DDrr.. BBiillll,. t j to the doctor I have a boyfriend who thinks that taking a girl on a date means accompanying me to the nearest snack-bar and treating me to a Twinkie. He also thinks it is real cute when he and his friends cut the cup out of his mother's bra and wear it as a yarmulke to the mall. He offered to drive me to school once and made me ride on the handlebars of his Big Wheel. Do you think that a college girl might be too mature for a fifth-grader? Am I expecting too much? Signed. Unsure Dear Unsure, Your boyfriend sounds like he is kicking up his heels a little too much. My three years of fifth grade never found me pulling stunts like that. Give him hormone shots. Dear Dr. Bill, I have been afraid to write you because I have a feeling you've been written to a lot and I was afraid I might suffer by comparison. I'm from Chicago, but I'm stuck in a small town with a bunch of degenerate freaks. My best friend is a wimp who doesn't know his left from his right and my girl friend is a minister's daughter who freely admits that she's not a virgin. They don't even allow music or dancing here! What can I do? Signed, Screwloose Dear Screwloose, Well I think that you should quit Chamber music A free public recital of ten chamber compositions written by Parkside music major Michael E. Edgerton will be performed at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 27, in Communication Arts Room D-118. The works, which will include three compositions for flute, voice and guitar and three pieces for a mixed woodwind and string quintet, will be performed by about a dozen Parkside music students in various ensembles. Edgerton, a senior, will perform as a vocalist in the recital. A n ative of S turtevant, Edgerton has studied composition with Parkside music professor August Wegner for the last two years, and has sung in chamber groups under Parkside music professors Frank Mueller and William Weinert. In addition, he has studied under a number of area voice instructors, including Mary Christensen, Carol Irwin and Martha Dodds, and he has performed with the Renaissance Trio, an area vocal chamber group. After graduating from Parkside this spring, Edgerton plans to continue his music education by enrolling in a graduate school of music, where he will study composition. f°un(Jry to P^ue a baUet ca- [m ii't mean you should dress up like a woman and audition for a soap op...•&!»..don't let people know that you are a mermaid! Dear Dr. Bill, We would like to lodge a complaint pertaining to one of your associate writers for this juvenile (yet credible) publication. Carl Cher- Wildlife cAAj£>rpq-pE ts The MotXrC OF Of?l6-!KJA£.rTY iuggmoitY. nouski, the Polish obtuse columnist, contributes his meaningless, vulgar and obtrusive abominations to this paper. He continually takes an article soaring to the heights of utter subliminity, to just let it come crashing to earth with a drab climax. He is an author with the vocabulary of Dr. Seuss, the depth of a Marvel Comics author and the style of a Harlequin romance writer. 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GO GET IT, OR HAVE IT BROUGHT HERE. \ CONVINCED THEM THAT I COULD GET My SECRETARY TO DELIVER THE PELICAN. KATHY HAD NO EXTENSION PHONE; I GLANCED AT MY WATCH AS I FORMULATED AN IDEA- r PUT THELMA ON FOR ME, WILL YOU? NEXT WEfcfc TIME WILLTEU.! A Week at pg».ir 0 Once O^Lb/Ce-r/ JEJ jaL LsayV Did that register? He's got by BBiillll SSttooiuugraaaarrrdi c . . . C-? Good-day, happy Easter, and welcome to another action-packed WEEK AT THE PARK!!! Ru more intelligent people out there have probably realized, this weekend is, as it were, a holiday weekend. So, there isn't anything happening out there, which leaves us with... Monday, April 23, "Kennedy's Personal Life: Does It Really Matter? ' by Prof. Tom Reeves at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. This program is tree and open to the public. Tuesday, 24th, Yes! Registration nath begun for continuing students Business mistakes explained Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive officer of Johnsonville Sausage, will make a presentation entitled, "Confessions of a Bungler: Mistakes I Made and What I Learned From Them," on Thursday, April 26 at 5 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Topics under discussion will include leaders and managers, are they different?; various ways of looking at organizations; what to look for in organizations when you graduate; and many other subjects concerning leadership, business and communication. Stayer is being sponsored by the Communication Inreach/Outreach Program which operates under the auspices of the Corporation for Professional Development. Stayer is a member of the Professional Associates Program of the Parkside Communication Department. His last visit to Parkside was PJJ1 of a highly successful series of Modules with Professional Communicators" that took place in the spring semester 1983. for fall semester in Main Place. For you students who have questionable grades this semester and don't luiow if it is worth the effort to register if you're going to get kicked out of school anyway, the movie classic "Casablanca" will be shown at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs for 102 minutes. Admission is free, sponsored by PAB. A basic course on investment strategies starts at 7 p.m in Molinaro 107 by Beth Janicek of Shearson American Express. Call 553-2047 for reservations. Wednesday, 25th, Registration for fall semester continues in Main Place for continuing students. So i i for all of you freshmen with names beginning with the letters W, X, Y or Z, get your little selves 'down there or you won't get the Music Appreciation class you wanted A seminar entitled "Sex Roles in Grandparenting," by Prof. Jeanne Thomas will be held at noon in Union 106 (busy room!). The program is free and open to the public. For the majority of you grandparents who already have your sex roles in order, the PAB Coffeehouse is featuring Michael Gulezian from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. All are welcome; admission is free, and of course this gala event is sponsored by those real fun guvs down at PAB. us covert The Miser" opens cine; and Julian Brown and John Weatherall, Jr., Milwaukee. Linda Springer, Kenosha, is serving the production as assistant to the director and stage manager. Set designer for the production is Skelly Warren, and costume designer is Judith Tucker Snider, both Parkside dramatic arts professors. John Schoenoff, Parkside's technical theater manager, is lighting director. Major drama critics have praised the enduring quality of Moliere's The Miser." Clive Barnes of the New York Times wrote, "Only the French can write this kind of play, and even they have lost the knack." Douglas Watt, writing for the New York Daily News, said, " 'The Miser' ranks high in Moliere's canon... it is practically foolproof...and in it we relish the dramatist's cool appreciation of the foibles of men." Advance tickets are $2.50 for senior citizens, students and staff; $3.50 for the general public. Tickets at the door are $3 and $4. Tickets can be obtained at the campus Union Information Center, 553-2345 or at the Fine Arts Division Office. 553-2581. A special matinee performance for high school students and senior citizens will be at 10 a.m. on Thursday, May 3. The general public is also invited. For more information contact Judith Tucker Snider at 553-2702 or 553-2568. Happy Easter from the Ranger staff The Parkside Union EASTER WEEKEND HOURS Building and all its services closed ss of noon Good Friday. Good Friday food service WLLC coffee shop only! by Dick Oberbruner In an effort to avoid nationwide criticism, President Reagan is reportedly giving covert aid to struggling American farmers. He has authorized the U.S. Agriculture Department to launch a secret relief fund for eight Midwestern states: Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota. Hundreds of small farms are selling out due to financial difficulties. The plowing of f ields will be performed by migrant workers, equipped with farm implements supplied by the U.S. Army. "The spring plowing will be completed," one agriculture official declared. "Chalk up another win for Washington." Evidence for the need of help is obvious - a $215 billion farm debt, high corn prices raising feed costs and devaluating land worth. All this is taken in stride as Reagan promises "ongoing resolution of the current recession," and the "slow, but eventual, buildup of agricultural production." "I will continue to monitor America's small farmer as he pulls up his own bootstraps," he said in his weekly radio address. Meanwhile, under his breath, Reagan has bypassed congressional spending authority and approved emergency agricultural aid to Mid- America. Some 15,000 UW-funded migrants are being used to pressure small acreage farmers into agricultural gains. '"Die migrants represent an incentive for small farmers to move in a direction of belief in the system, despite drawbacks in the past," said another official. Small farms are becoming victims of large-scale business farms that receive direct aid from an otherwise trickle-down president. With more money in the hands of these business farmers, the small farm is, realistically, losing ground. They will soon become self-sustaining enterprises, a reversion to pre- Industrial Revolution days. "America's breadbasket is bottoming out," says Sen. Douglas Furr (D-m.). "Under the Reagan administration, farm production has suffered from a great deal of neglect. As a result, this entire country will have to diet for the next ten years to maintain its current surplus." In response to the accusation that farmers are not receiving enough aid, President Reagan said: "•••This is preposterous. Farmers are the backbone of our nation, next to the armed forces. The federal government spent record amounts to protect farm incomes in 1983. The downfall of the American farmer has not resulted from any oversight of this administration " Meanwhile, $348 million is being pumped into these eight states. Two-thirds of it goes to dairy farmers, one-third to grain farmers. The president has once again failed to keep a covert operation covert. As you may know, U. S. military intervention in Central America has been horrificaUy concealed — li ke Minnesota Fats hiding behind the eight ball. Agriculture representatives are in each of the depressed states, as well, working with thousands of farmers. They are advising them how to spend federal money efficiently, to ensure maximum output and future stability. In Kansas, official reports show wheat farmers improving their predicament through the purchase of used machinery and the painting of barns. U S. reconnaissance flights surveyed farm fields in Nebraska and South Dakota and report soil conditions to be "considerably damaged by years of overuse and unpredictable weather patterns." It goes on to say only larger farms, with 200 o r more acres of grain or pastureland, will undoubtedly survive in the long run. Since 1970, farmers were thought to be in good stead. But the farm debt has nearly quadrupled from $62 billion (of that year) to the current $215 billion. No wonder you can't buy a box of cereal for less than a dollar. Grain farmers are less worried about making good, more worried about making even. In fine political double-talk. President Reagan confirmed his be^ lief in the American farmer: "Mid- America has become the stage for bold attempts by farmers to unite and solve their own economic problems. They are the best judges of their own woes. "Smal l farmers i n eight states...are being threatened by economic nonexistence. Let it be known that this administration recognizes this fact, and will be watching with anxious eyes as the rise of the American farmer results in the only, and proper, outcome." Nonetheless, Americans have to eat, and boy, will we pay for it. Food prices will be high this summer; restaurants will be hurting for business. If a dangerously cold winter isn't enough to ruin life support systems, we have to suffer from neglect. Wait until Congress gets back from recess and hears about this! RANGEK Softball 11 Thursday, April 19.1984 Women have five _ •car" ™i„fortheseore game winning Annthor J . ers SnH phonn/^l _ n by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor During the past week the women's softball team played five games and won all of them. The team was ranked 12th in the nation last week, tied with Oklahoma Baptist. The first double-header last Wednesday, April 11, was against UWGreen Bay, which is in its first year as a university team. They do, however, have strong fastpitch leagues there over the summer. The first game was a no-score for Green Bay. Parkside won 6-0. In the first inning the women scored 2 runs. The second score came when Pam Young hit the ball into center field and Jackie Rittmer ran in for the score. Another good inning for the women was the fifth. Karl Porter S,ed « * «y ball to center field; on the next pitch she stole donhiJraUrt Laurenzi bunted and to for Z bUnt 3nd Po rter ran [IV f or the score. The next play Laurenzi stole third, Renee Spear was walked; and Lauren?, sneaky move, scored th™? Eay threat™-dt0 ™re ,n the next inning with a triple. There were already two outs and the next batter up was out at first. Michelle Martino pitched very ^Lyvnnnn "J?o natsh Cs tSelpXpthe din innin. 6' and then rr«?g, that contributed to S Was incons»stent pitching. They walked many players and changed pitchers often. The next game Green Bay came d more t'Eht. However, the Parkside women beat them 3-2. "n"0aCh ^inda ^raft commented, Both of those games were well played. It was nice to beat Green Bay because they are District competition. We now feel a lot more confident about playing them." During the weekend the women played in the St. Francis tournament. The competition was arranged in pool play. There were four teams in a pool and they played against each other. First they played Loras University and won 2-1. Then they played Lewis and beat them 5-0. They went into extra innings against Illinois Central. The game went eight innings and Parkside won 3-2. Parkside was champion of their pool. Tennis Still fighting Men's baseball Weather setbacks by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The men's baseball team has begun their season despite set backs d ue to weather. Last Friday they played against Carthage and beat them 7-6 before they were rained out. They played 5 V2 innings before the rain started. Duane McLean had a big day against them and had the game winning RBI. Another good performance against Carthage was by Dan Elverman, who pitched a winning game. Tuesday against Lewis the men lost a double header, 4-1 and 4-2. Two good pitching performances came from Tim Sorenson and Sean Patterson. Offensively there were a few problems. "We didn't have real good hitting that game. Even though that wasn't good, we should have won. We had a lot of errors," commented Captain Dave Schwartz. The following Monday, the team played a double header against Chicago Circle. They won the first game 7-4. The game was played at Carthage because the home field was too wet. The big inning for Parkside was the bottom of the anH uJ men were down by one and they came back with four runs to win the game 7-4. Sean Patterson did an outstanding job pitching. He allowed only 5 hits and 4 runs; he struck out five and only walked one. Tom Weipert had the last game-winning RBI. The second game against Chicago ended m a tie. The score was 5-5 and the game went into eight innings when it got too dark to finish the game. Highlights of the second game were two hits by John Hyatt and two by Scott Brzenk. Scott Brooks also had a triple. Beating Chicago Circle was satisfying after being beaten by Lewis Chicago is an NCAA Div. I team. "We were really happy to beat them, because after losing to Lewis we were pretty down. We were hoping to split the games. We know we can play against them," Schwartz said. Their next games against Aurora College and MSOE were cancelled due to rain. Coach Ken Oberbruner commented, "This is nothing new. In all the years I've coached, we've had about six to 16 games cancelled in one season." The weather still hasn't let up and it looks like there will be a few more rain outs before the season is over. by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor On a sunny, windy day last Tuesday, the men's tennis team played outdoors against UW-Oshkosh and lost 0-9. Some fight came from Brian Langenbach, who competed against Andy Phillip. The ending scores were 6-2 and 6-3. The doubles team Carson-Birch was defeated in the first set 6-1, but came back to try to win the second and lost 64. Oshkosh is nationally ranked; last year they played in the NAIA and NCAA national tournament. They are second in the state only to UW-Madison. Coach Richard Frecka said, "We had some good matches, but Oshkosh has the experience and the quality. It really shows they are nationally ranked." The men had better luck during their last two meets. They didn't win, but they did put some scores on the board. Against Carthage the score was 3-6. Brian Langenbach was able to defeat Steve Rose 64, I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40,000 in 1984! ) Based on my earnings so far at S15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over , $4 0,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler in the ( G raphic Arts Industry'. I love my job and now I w ant to tell others how to teach themselves as I did . If you've thought about the grapic »• arts but weren't sure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, the best and most comprehensive book I know of if you re searching for one of the numerous challenging, creative, wellpaying career opportunities in graphic communications. Send check or money order for only S9 95 (postpaid) and I'll include my list of « books and publications covering the industry, plus a brief informative letter on how I go t involved. Or send just $2.00 for the list and my « letter (money refundable towards first order) to: Roger Horton, % Horton Enterprises, Dept. R, 1824-54th St., Kenosha 1 ' 53140. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. And welcome to an exciting career! ^ 5-7 and 6-3. Langenbach was also successful in the doubles competition with his partner, Carson. They beat Parker-Goschey from Carthage 6-3, 6-3. Chris Walley chalked up a win against Rick Goschey with 64, 6-7 and 64. "Chris Walley has done very well so far this season. He's played the best tennis. He had a small slump at the beginning but he's won three so far now," Frecka commented. The team will compete against Carthage again a week from now. "We're going to beat them when we play over there, just wait and see," Frecka added. On Thursday against Moraine Valley, they lost 2-7. Moraine is another experienced team. Everyone from last season has returned, and they've added two new players. The winners in this meet were: Walley against Dave Munoz 7-5, 6-0; and Walley and Roszkowski in doubles 64, 2-6, 64. Coach Frecka added, "They are all trying hard and they are coming along fine." For a taste that's out of this world. Heileman's Special Export Pick some up soon. "On Tap at Union Square" streak Sunday's playoffs were rained out. The team was going to play against St. Francis. "We were anxious to play against St. Francis. They are always good competition. In other games we played very well and had good tough competition. All of the games were close," said Draft. The women's record so far this season is 16-8. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices ~ Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearment Leaves Starllte Mints Carmel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs ~ Carmel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix © Caribbean Delicacy ~ Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole WEEK OF APRIL 23 SPECIAL YOGURT COVERED PEANUTS 'OWM«Ui G0UMM' ID W W '»* • ttMOW S*o0rams 1 1 Stwn Crown ysfmrmtrroffm imii ••• 7r Seagram a 7 -—TTS, , X.*«- »" I^P^Sevengets thing* stirring. ^' JhursdayjApr i ] 19,1984 Bike race Prepare for Loop 500 The fourth annual "Loop 500" bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will be held on April 25 this year. The race consists of two laps around the inner loop road — eac h participant (of a team of four) riding halfway around the loop road. Julian Brown Continued from Page 4 Robeson. Each one of them brought a different sort of life to the part, and I want to find a way to breathe some new life into the part." Julian expresses some concern over the lack of black people involved in the theater department. "There has not been the opportu- - nity to do some things that I would like to have done. I think part of the problem would have been solved if there had been more black actors here. Not necessarily actors, but theater people period." Brown does not see that being one of the only black actors at Parkside has been very limiting to him. "On the one hand, I've been conscious of that the two years I've been here, but on the other side of the coin, what I have dealt with has been a full experience. And I have never been really confronted with the situation where someone has said to me, 'You can't play this part because you're black.' And I don't think that would ever happen, but then again, to a a large degree, people don't say 'You can't cross this line because you're black', because you can't do that. You work with what you have. If you have a department that is 99% white people and 1% black people, you have to deal with something that's going to arouse interest in most of that 99%, so I have, on occasion felt like that was the case. I know that I wouldn't want to be in this situation again. It's not based on the people I've been with, it's just based on the situation." Brown's love of acting stems from his love of performing in general, ever since he was a child. "I was one of those kids who played the broomstick in the basement." This developed into a love of music and involvement in several bands. But he decided that music wasn't the way for him, and came to the realization that acting was the route he should take. "The immediate gratification satisfies me. And I need that. I'm hooked on the applause. I can't do anything else. I like being creative. I work harder at this than I've worked at most things in my life. I love what I'm doing. I'm sort of used to being broke, so it's not like I'm looking to make lots of money, but I'm looking for some gratification. I like being around intelligent people, I like being creative. I don't know, maybe there's a creative bubble in my body." The bike race is open to all Parkside students and faculty. The entry fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt for each team member. Each team must consist of two males and two females. Limited room means that we can only accept the first ten teams that sign up and pay their entry fees. Look for a registration table in the Molinaro concourse this week and next week. Prizes for the winners will be announced. Last year's was a big success and a great time so don't miss out on the fun! © 1984 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO. N Y. N.Y A MERICAN WHISKEY-A B LEND 80 PROOf SEVEN UP" AND "7 UP" ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE SEVEN UP COMPANY Seagrams Lasi year s Loop Race in progress. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 27, April 19, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. State Legislature ups drinking age to 19 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 3, 1983 University of WisconsiD-Parkside Vol. 12, No.9 State Legislature ups drinking age to 19 The slate legislature has overwhelmingly voted to raise the drinking age in Wisconsin to 19. The bill is expected to be signed by Gov. Anthony Earl this week. The bill, which would take effect July I, 1984, would exempt anyone who turns 18 before that date. The Senate Friday approved the bill on a 26-6 vote. The Assembly voted 89-8 later the same day and sent the bill (AB 200) to Earl, who has said he will endorse a 19 year old drinking age. The Senate and Assembly disagreed on one of the bill's amendments - a provision that would make the drinking age for visiting non-residents the same as the drinking age in their home slates. The amendment, aimed at discouraging non-residents from driving across the border to drink in Wisconsin, passed the Senate but was rejected by the Assembly on a 64-33 vote. Besides raising the drinking age, the bill would impose an automatic 9(klay drivers license suspension for anyone under 19 driving with any measurable level of alcohol in the blood. All drivers are still subject to the slate's drunk driving law, which sets a blood-alcohol limit of 10 percent. The bill also: • Increases driver's license suspensions for underage drinking from the current maximum of 90 days to up to 2 years. • Increases forfeitures for underage drinking from the current $25 to up to $150. • Makes penalties tougher for canying counterfeit identi.(ication cards. • Sets a $200 maximum penalty for bringing alcoholic beverages onto school grounds. • Adds at least 10 questions on alcohol to driver's license examinations. One major amendment rejected by the Senate would have imposed a driving curfew between midnight and 4 a.m. on motorists under the age of 19. Drinking age affects UW-p by Ken Meyer EdItor The impending change in Wisconsin's legal drinking age from 0 18 to 19 will affect many aspects of society, including the UW system and Parkside. The Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB), a campus commit- ·tee represented by all groups within the university, met last week for the first time of the year and discussed the implications a higher drinking age might have at Parkside. A 19 year old drinking age would create problems dealing with the 18 year old student population on campus. In order to determine the amount of alcohol purchased by 18 year olds, the Union has been conducting a survey in the Union Square and the Rec Center. According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, the first two days of the survey revealed that 14 percent of"e alcohol purchased was by 18 year aids. During the second day, the figure was 8 percent. Previous Iigures show that durConlinued on Page ! !OEHTlfICHION WE Guskin open forum set THANK You FOR Yo"" An open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin is scheduled for Monday, Nov. 14 at 1 p.m. in Mid Main Place. The forum, sponsored by Ranger, gives students, faculty and staff a chance to meet with the chancellor and ask questions about anything pertaining to Parkside. Everyone is encouraged to atteod. C Oo~rRAT'ON Union Square bartenders "ill face a tough task "hen the drinking age increases to 19. Admissions reviewed by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor gram; 2) standard - applicants who are ready for college-level coursework; 3) conditional - applicants who are ready for some eollege-level courseworlt and can correct deficiencies through some remedial coursework. They would also be required to obtain advising help; 4) academic advancement - applicants who are not fully prepared for colleg~level course work and must take one full year of preparation courses. These applicants would also he required to participate in an advising program; 5) deferred - applicants whose deuciencies are extensive to the point that their request for admission is denied until the period of time they obtain outside remedial aid and then they can re-apply. The recommendation was reviewed by the APe and they generally agree with the aims and purposes described in the eCGE policy, although a simpler format would he preferred. "My impression of what the committee (AJ'C) is looking for is a simplified versioll of the CCGE reeOIIlIIletdatlon, 1Ibich wouId include the same goals and objectives but be different 10 the way It IS m,tially implemented," said Eugene NorWood, APe chairman. A possible simplilled version which was presented at an APC meeting Oct. 31 condences the CCGE categories, as I) slandard: 21 condttjonaf 3) deferred. These three categories of admission inelude the same irutial pomts as they appear in the CCGE plan. Additional points such as developing an ad. missions committee was also discussed Categones for transfer students, special students and re-entnes were discussed and cladYied al the meeting. These additional categories will be further examined next week A motion was passed at the meeting to request a more detailed proposal on an adVISIng program ODdto submit the proposed admesions policy documents to the Faculty Senate for their mformation and discussion. The committee is also interested in finding out more detailed information from CCGE 011 tbeir ideas eonceming the current I1!lllt!dlaI procrams. ..Student reaction to flrenada .and Lebanon Admission to Parkside may be different in the future if the proposed new policy is implemented. The new policy is still in the planning stages and would replace Parkside's current Open Admissions Policy, which admits Virtually all applicants. Chancellor Alan Guskin appointed a committee of faculty, staff, students and administrators to the Coordinating Council on General Education (CCGE) in order to study the admissions question to insure that "the open door is not a revolving door .' ' CCGE developed a recommendation for a new policy which was submitted to the Academic Policy Committee. The recommendation states that Parkside applicants would he evaluated at the time of application and then placed in one of five categories. In brief, these categories are: 1) honors - applicants who are ready for admission in the honors proSugarMQn8ter ---- .. - ....'7"...... ~....: _ ! TblllSday. Novem~ 3,1183 ILetters to the Editor I Library lights up To Ibe Editor I lID 'ImllDC this letter to Ibe editor beca_ I leel a btle anvesllpo... ~ IS an order. My queslJo.. IS .bout th. ..t.nslV, bcbbJII (on oW SWItches that were iDIlaJIed an the bbrary last year. Why are theY alwaY' on? I bave Jet to ..., • student conserve eeerIY by cldIn& • SWltch all Furthermore, each monunc wben Ibe library opens. most 01 the lJ&hts are turned on (an tudy areas and an boobbelv.. wbere no tuclent bas !nM1 Why isn't tbere some type 01 message oext to the switches? Why .... such an exlensi'J. SYStem set up. 0DIy to he ignon!d by students as well as librarians? Ho .. cost-el· lective can this system he and why isn't there better rommunication to students and IacuIty about the use 0I1be 0111011 system? As much as the WLLC likes to boast about what it bas to offer to students, lleelthere IS a great deal 1JIISSIJIll. TIns .. just one 01 them. Kurt Son!nsen Parking - epilogue "Why .-, to put" epiJocue MayaanI Arlbur Davis bas left !be baIIa 01 Pubide But Ius artIC'- lei made III aware. H. and I and many other students wondered why we .-y eJ!IorbItant partuIg tees W. lot an ...... r .Il.r three _. 011 page 6, Oct 27 ISSu. 01 the Rancer It IS too had that the dull and ......... are not called away lik. Paul E JobDson, _ can't even make • pocnt But sunpty say "It's _ to pay than change." That's dull, Paul W. knew that before the lint artIde _t to press. The best thmcs in til. only rom. in Dumbers 01 one and I'm afraid tbere is no one .t Parkside Wlth the IIreIJiIh 01 character to fill M. A. Davis's shoes. The issues still stand as oulbned on page 2, Oct. 27 issue of the Ranger. The fact that we know how the money is spent or that the issue is old does not cbang. them. There is no rop out. Just apathy. May tae world go well "'th you. M. A. Davis Till you appear apn. Thad Scropos RANGER "Ob Ibose are lor acliDg-ODe's for my sbock at Jerry Ford for ~yiDg 'GovenH>r Reagu couldn't start a war; President Reagu could' and Ibe alber's for my indignation at Jimmy Carter for sayb.g I bad a babit of calling for military force aU the: dme/' "This one's for Best Director for my invasion of Gr.nada." Do you have something to say? Write a letter ... Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 Drinking age to affect Parkside Continued from P.ge 1 log an average school day, 18 percent olth. alcohol purchasers were 18 years old while during the evening dances th. f~. jumped to 33 percent. . Although there are no curr.nt plans on what to do about th. 18 year old stud.nts wh.n the proposed drinking age would lake .ffect July 1. 1984, it is almost c.rtain that economic setbacks will occur. U the Union was to rompl.t.ly stop serving th. 18 year old students, a sizeable amount of revenue would be lost. Also, il 18 year old stUdents were not allowed in the Union, ther. is a strong possibility that they rould successfully request a refund of th. portion of th.ir segregated fees which go towards th. Union seg fee budg.t. U th. Union had to hire somebody on a full-tim. basis to check for age id.ntification, it would be a costly addition to its salary budget. State laws will be investigated in order to d.t.rmin. il and how the Union Squar. would be ronsidered both a restaurant and a bar. enabling 18 year old patrons to be ad· mitted, but "carded" at the bar. On. problem stemming from this is th. possibility of older students buying alrohol for 18 year olds. One remedy would be to discontinu. the sal. of pitch.rs of beer and limiting porchases to on. drink per custom' er. Alcohol suppliers to 18 year olds would then hav. to make repeated trips to th. bar, which would raise the bartender's suspicions. K.n M., Editor J.nn'- Tunklelcz Newa Editor John Kovlllic F.. tur. Editor P.trlci. Cumbl Sporta Editor Mich•• ' K.II Photo Editor Andy Buchan.n ••.••••.•......................•.•.• Buain ••• Maneger C.ttl.rtn. CIIa" Advertlal"ll M.n.lI.r J." Wlcka Dt.trtbutlon M.nell" Pet Hen.lek A•• t. Bu.ln ••• Men.lI.r WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Bawngardner, Marpret Bulltus, C8rl Cbernouslti. Sue Cullen, Karl Daoo. Michael Firchow. Keith Hannann, Mary Kaddall, Bob Kiesling, Carol Konendlck. KendylMane Linn, IbcIt Luehr. Robb Luehr, .nll Wbllney Nielson, Du:k Oberbruner Julie PmdIeIon. Bill S!ouiaan:t, NU:k Tbome, Sarah lJbhg PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb EI<bborn. Todd Herbst. PIu1 Jeousm, Dav. McEvoy, Masood Sba. hq, Karen Trandei. Gary zalollar Ro"9'" IS wfltten and HiiJed by studen's 01 UW.PorJt.snk and they or. solely responSIble lor "s ed"orlol polICy ond content. PubJ'shed eYeIY Tlwudoy durm" t*,- academiC yeo' e.w.cept dunng b'fiJA:s 0"" ho',do~s. Range' IS p'mted by the Rocme Journal T'mes. All coneJPOnd'ef'l(e .should be add,eued fa, Po,hlde Ronqe,. Urnver· my 01 W'lcons"'.Po,h,de. 80 .. No. '2000. Kenosho. WIS. 53'.!. lette,s to Hte ed,fo' w,1I be accepted ,f typewnNen. dou~-iPO~ on sfondo,d Sll:e pope, lefteon shOUld be It!'n thon 350 words and must be "fined WIth a telephone- numbe, "'eluded fo' 1fen'lCoflo" pvrposes. NOINI Will be withheld for valid ,easons Ckod'me fo' IeHers 's Tuesday 10 am 10, pubbcotJon Thu,sday. Ranger ,eHrllfeS ,.... 'ISM to r.'uH letten CCN'lfOm"'9'Iolse afld rMfomo· fory co",.n' , Hans Mauksch Physicians losing control by Karl DI:IOD New developments in medical tecIutology have changed the role of the physician in society from the all powerful, solo healer to one member of an interdependent team of bea1th~ professionals, stated viIlting Sociology Professor Hans Mauksch during the Social Science IIlIUndtable Monday in Union 106. uThere was a time when a physician .... in complete control," said Mauksch. "In my-own lifetime doc- .... even owned their own EKG madlines. " Now, because of technological 1IIvances, the machines are too expensive for one person to own. Instead, they must be collectively 0WIll!d. "Technology moved the 00Illr0I out of the hands of physiciIIls and placed the control and expertise in the hands of others," he laid. According to Mauksch, this new lmId in application of medical tedmology is a clear example of a medical Marxism. "The power, or the means of production, has IIIOftd from the individual physidin to a condition where the hospital lIIId the hospital administrator decide what to buy and what not to bay," he said. Maubch concluded by saying ....t the separations within the 1leoIIh care profession does not deIn<l from the skill of the individuals involved, but rather reduces the elleetiveness of the entire profes- .... ulf, in our music schools we bid I oeparate school for violinists aDd for trumpeters and so on, this 1IOUId not diminish the ability of lIIe individual players," he said, "but together all the instruments 1IOUId sound less like an orchesIra." Visiting sociology professor HaDS Maukscb speaks al MoDelay's Social Science Roundtable_ Aid for small businesses by Carol Kortendlck reclly involve sludents, il does try to incorporate, when possible, students in given business problems. The counseling is free. bowever. and the SBoe does provide luitionpaid seminars that touch upon several areas of interesl dealing with business. (Parkside's SBoe musl remain within its limits that being Racine and Kenosha.1 some businesses due 10 SBDC_ An impact study released by the SBoe of UW-Madison, however, revealed thai 2109 small businesses received iJHlepth counseling (which is fight hours or more) m 1981. In 1982 the results of the counseling were: gross sales up 50 percent; profits up 43 percenl; employees up 28 percent; efficiency up 65 percenl; and exports up 5 percent. Hopefully, with added efforts and unproved publicily, Hughes- own expectations, along with the Universaty's. the SBoe will be heard and used. which in turn will aid busmess and eventually alle",'iate a starnaat ecooomy. Grenada, Beirut '" x-IyI LIaa ReceutIy a questioo was posed 10 studeuts on ClIIlpDS concerning the involvemenl of the United States m Grenada and Lebanon. The following replies were received from students' As far as Beirut is concerned, we sbouId not be there. It could be a potential Vietnam.-Vanessa Baker Taking action is better than being sitting ducts.-Paul Seidl. I'm for it. U the U. S. is for freedom. you're going to have to put, some lives on the line. People who are against it beIong in Russia.- Frank Lucchetla. U there's a reason tor reaD, being in Beirut, it's oUy, bullhere really doesn't seem 10 be a reason, It's costing lives. However, in Grenada, the rightlhing is being done.- -Sam Bosco. Either we should be in there full strenglb or 001 at alL-DoD Carson Presidenl Reagan isn't lhink1ng about the frailty of human life.- Linda Spangler. I'm so disgusted thai I dOD'1 know what 10 say.- Tammy Bowker, I don't feel !bey sbouId be there (in Lebanon), because !bey have 00 way of defending tbemselves. They are JDS! a show of strenglb for the U.S.-Linda Rannick. I lIunk all of our guys should come home, and l'll talte them out 10 IUDCh.-Angie Gorski . H you're gOll1g 10 be a super power, act like one.-Rick Kopp. I don't lIunk they should leave, unless !bey're just gomg to SIt !here.-Paul Schaeffer. s reac. Grenada, I really don·t lulow much about but f feel we dId the ri&hl thing As lor LebanoD, we're also doin« the nght lIung. but I don't know how effectl ve we're being-Beth Prodoebl I support it, bUI we really shouIdo'l have gone mlo Lebanon in the ftrst place-Bill Gnndeland I support the aetJVI!Jel 1O bot!I Grenada and Lebanon-M1ke Schmidt I hack President Reagan all the way-Harold G~ry I lIunk It was wtorJg and UJlIIecessary.-Qllhy Tiegs. I do'fl lIle It. All the lighting ... 're doUlg should not be QIang place. especially 10 GrenadaShawn Soltes I'm for the mv'3SlOl1of Grenada, but against being In Lebanon-Ed Francisco. I'm all fOl it for the sunple ..... SOD that the U S.·s 'nleresU are not ooly in Uus hemisphere but m all bemispheres.-,Jose Yamata. IlIunk In unjuslJfJed and President Reagan is tngger happy-,Joe Sykora f don't understand why people are so shocked aboul It It probably plaaeed month. ago People don't seem 10 rea 1iJe the strateg,c location of Gr n daRichard BorkowskJ I don'l feel they ld be ,n either place for the reasons (My·re glving.-Mike Imse Ireally haven·tlhoughtaboul't- -Kim Scbulte. I lIunk lbey did llJe nght lIung 1O Grenada-8andy Snuth "Unfair to Art" lecture Univ..... ty of Chicago phiIooophy prolessor Ted Cohen will give I free public lecture tiUed, "Unfair to Art," an analysis of CO.lempo .... ry aestbeIJcs, al • p.m on Tuesday, Noo. 8, in the CommllDlClllon Aru Room 129. Cohen also will lead an Informal diacussIon 011 the IopIc of ,."'1ftsentaboo" al 7.30 p.m. the same day 1O Comm Aru ZS3, which is also free and open 10 the pubbc. Cohen, who bas talllbi al the University 01 Chicago since 1967 and for four yean chaired ,ts philosophy departmenl, earned hlJ Ph.D. from Harvard and bas been visitinc lecturer al Dumerous colWIlliam Hughes, a former em- ....,.. of Dun and Bradstreet, Inc. III Kenosha, has joined the ParksicIe Ilaff 10 coordinate the Small Blline.s Development Cenler <8IIDCJ. "The SBoe basically proVIdes one-on·one counseling to IIlIaII businesses in the area of busi- .. ooncem," said Hughes. The SBoe was formed in 1982 in ~ 10 several factors affecting economy. Poor employment, ~~ction, low spending and lbe- ....... exports all contributed 10 past recession, which is still ~~t apparenlloday. A strong ...........,..t, according 10 Hnghes, ~ \be high number of imports - \be low number of exports in .. ClIUntry. He believes we should "'* esports 10 expand our markel :: .10compele more fairly against Imports. Higher exports should A roller skating party 10 provide Sponsors say anyone bringing a POIitively affecl the economy. to s for needy area children at loy 10 the event will be adnutled lbeTbSBt federal governmenl began c:'· tmas will be held Monday, free, although skate rentalLS extra. II oe and Ioday it is located m NOV"21 from 8 10 10 p.m. al Skate- The roller skating pany IS one of IIItastale and the DlStnct of Colu~- lown, USA in Racine, sponsored. by several evenlS which SOC IS organ- .... .:.The SBoe .. pan of Parkslde s Parkside's Student OrganIzallOn wng in ilS campus-wKIe dnve 10 ~~unlty OUlreach prog~am. Council (SOC). , . ~btain Christmas toys. 0-the orgamzauoD.doesn.t.di- ..•.. , ,. ~.'~.=-:':":':"_~' ;.;.;. lIiilllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii To create an SBoe and keep ii, a University must maintain a set of standards, such as counseling, free, confidential and cootinuously kept up. All these factors keep the SBoe effective and useful. Hughes says he notices a slight improvemenl m Skating party Drive for toys leges and uni....erslties. In Judi", Harvard. Cornell, ~ orthw t fll, the UNV..... ty of MK'Iupn. OhiO UNverSlly and the UN' ,ty of WuIw!CIon ~ has puhlJsbed .umerous 8I'U<'- leo on the philolophy Of art m scholarly journal and rel' nlly bfc;an reseln'h lOtO the lhet of sports CurnnUy he IS clll1nnan of the Prosrun CommJltee for the Amen can SoCIety for A theu 1IJs PartsJde vlS,t "" organized by Parltside's art and plulosophy cbsc1plines and IS funded by won Corp. RANGER • Parents beware of the Sugar Monster II) MariI>' .......,. Supr is the lead1ng ingredient gy or stored fal. It does not contrib- sensitive to Ibis sugar-insulin effecl. cottage cheese ... • add<!d to foods during processing 10 ute to growing strong and healthy 3. There is a tendency to obesity 2. Serve nutritious snacks such as U you h., cluldn!ll, you kow the UnIted States today. How can bodies. or overweIghl. When 10 to 15 per- yogurt pnpstcles, apple shces that Halloween IS a very ex ,ung Ibis be' 'early every box, bottle, Now that we know the purpose cent of your calorIes.are sugar, they spread with peanut butter: raisins holiday lor the child/en You also can and bagged item you buy con- of sugar and where it is found, why displace more numuonal food such mixed with sunflower seeds, .peaI1lat all <andy a IlJIhtrnare la1IlS added relined sugar. Most IS a large amount of refined sugar as fiber. Rapid consumptIOn 10- nuts and sesame seeds; raisms lew the poreDts After a number of !Odas. sauces, crackers. cakes, sher- harmful to our body' There have creases obesity. . mixed with applesauce or cottage 01 taDdy, clu1dr<fl have more bets and ICe cream -as well as eer- been many studies that corretate 4. There appears to be an 10- cheese; vegetables and dip; cream -.y \MIl usual. Candy IS rom-' eaIs. bread. dressIngs and dnnks _ sugar with diseases of the human crease in cancer of thecolon, rec- cheese on celery; cream cheese poood 01 supt Supr Is a en- have supt add<!d In lact 70 per- body. Here are some esarnples: tum and breast. Sugar displaces the spread on whole wheat bread; ~ II ~rovlCles our bodl Wllh cent 01 the sugar we eat ~ ludden 1. There IS an increase 10 dental fiber in the diet High-fiber diets cheese ball-cheddar and cream qwck energy. Is ugar really ill the products we buy. Here are cavities. Dental cavities result from are llSSOCJ3tedWlth. a low incidence cheese mixed, etc. . harmful to out bodi • How much rome examples: l2 oz Tang l2 tsp the acid produced as the bacteria 10 of cardiovascular disease as well as 3. Serve frwt JUICE instead of supt do consume each year' sugar; l cup anstant coffee: 4 tsp., the mouth break down sugar. with lowered rates of cancer of the fruit drink. Tbt v Amencan colI$umes 112 cup Granola, 4 tsp; l cup Iruit- 2. Sugar contributes to the d.. el- colon, rectum and breasl.. I would recommend two books about I pounds of a eelerung lIavored yogurt, 7 tsp, l 2 cup sher- opment of heart disease. Refined With all the knowledge available lor your reading. the first book, t sucll .. supr, corn syrup or bot, 6 tsp.; l cup jelIo, 6 tsp.; l supt tmds to iDcrease triglyceride a.bout sugar, what IS our alterna- Super Heroes' Super Healty Cookbon y h year The average poece apple pie, l2 tsp.; and l gJaz_ levels in the blood whereas starch live? Isuggesl that we begm today book, by Mark ~ltzman and Judy Am rlean youn ler consumes ed doughnUI, 5 tsp As you read the is less likely to do so. Tlus is be- by changing our diets with our Garlan, is a recipe book designed ._ to 31> lablespooos 01 supt label>. look for these words _ cause sucrose (sugar) is more rap- young child/en. Eating habits and lor young children and their eating every day Amlnbnc to RonaJd J sucrose. com S)TUp. maltose. des- idly absorbed 10 the blood than is food attitudes are established when habits. This book is in the Library Pnac. PII 0, 01 the cleparlment 01 trose, glucose. molasses. honey. starch. When sugar reaches the cluldren are very young. Here are Learning Center. The second book, P'ycbolocY I th UnIversity 01 Tbese words are sugar, blood stream rapidly. it calls forth some suggestions: The American Way of Ufe Need South Carohna , .. tablespoons of For all practical purposes. sugars an mcrea!e if insulin lrom the pan- 1. Be sure that our diet is high in Nol Be Huardous to Your Health ...... per day enouch to malte 01 all types should be considered ereas. and the ansulin in tum in- fiber. These foods are high in fiber: by John W. Farquhar. talks aboui rome hyperaclJve Iuds more so "emply calorIeS" Sugar IS lOOper_ creases the liver:s production. of vegetables. (yams, beets. broccoli,. prevention. As you read the book. Many ch!lerftlt .. for hypenl'- .... 1 pure. as advertised Pure calo- trigJycende-nch lipoproleIns which carrots. spmach, mushrooms. etc.l, you will discover how one aspeelof IMty bav been proposed and some nes, that IS. oollung else Sugar of- are aessoaated with atheroseler- fresh and dried fruit, brown rice. your health affects others as well . ....- claun I1laI thesr cluIdren's len NO vitarruns, rrunerals or trace osis. Individuals who. are over- whole wheat bread, pulled rice. This book can he checked out of ~ IS related to sugar In- elements. Tlus rehned carbohy- ....... t. pIlysica1ly macuve or who spagbetti and other pasta. Iresh the Student Health Center MolinataM clrate IS lIIed by your body as ener- bave a diabetic tendency are more fish. turkey, chicken and low lat ro 0115. • Statham joins faculty ogy from Indiana University. She has laught at Marquette and Ohio State. where she was senior research assoaate. bUI saY' she prefers teac1unIl at Putside. "otuo Slate is so large you feel loot ODe cJass Itaught had tOO studeals. I Ielt very alienated from them. Icame to Parkside because I wanted a school that was smaller. where there was more teacher-studeDt contact." she said. S1atham feels Parkside students show more community involvement than students at Ohio Slate. She also leels that there is less of a AlIne latham. 01 the Beba\lOnl 1lI\'1SIOl1 has joined the laculty as • lulI-tune assoaate proles- _ Wltb .... _ S1atham recesved ber B A from Manon ColIece and receswd ber MA and PlIO 10 soooJ. Kenosha Savings and Loan 1= EE CHECKI G! In your choice Of TWOgreat accountsl commibnent to admitting and helping students who have difficulties with their studies at Ohio State than there is at Parkside. S1atham has been working on a research project focusing on women at work. She has just com· pleled a survey in which she inter· viewed men and women supervisors and their secretaries about their relationships. "What I'm finding out is that in earlier studies, the conclusion was that women secretaries didn·t like to work for women supervisors. The reason for this, one study showed, was that men had power and women secretaries got status by working for men rather than women," she said. However, she is !~ evidence to the contrary. Now, women who are working under supervisors prefer to work DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120lh Ave. KENOSHA.~I 53142 (I-94-Hy. 50) 857-Z337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - thousands Of Iookslarge SeIectiOR of ScIFictiOl FaRias, ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! for women supervisors, because they work with the secretaries more and encourage them to develop their own careers." She feels the sharp dillerence in ber findings is that there are more women in higher level jobs than lound in previous studies. Women are becoming more and more com-- fortable with their new roles. They are gaining power and status and secretaries look up to and want to work lor them as well as men. In the past secretaries thought 01 women supervisors as being threatening and too competitive, but as secretaries work for more and more women supervisors, they are lindng that Ibis is untrue. locus will be on business' switch to computers and how this affects Continued on Paie 9 [ Huge Quarltltles of Bargain Books At Unbellavable Prices New York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off '1',<--", Me-VISA Manager's Dinner by Jill Whltuey Nielsen u your major or area of interest 1I11D1iMos. you might be interested illltfDdin« a Managers Dinner on "'* lay. Nov. 16 at 6 p.m. in the afeb!ria. Tidtets are $8 for studeDII and $16 for managers and are aaIIabIe from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. -r day until Nov. 9 in the IIaIiDaro Concourse. TIIis event. in the past. has been ... lOIeIy by the Accounting Club, IIaI Ibis year it is being co-sponsored by the Business division. Ac- -aing aub. Phi Sigma Epsilon. 1ISP1t.. Data Processing and Phy .... Nu. The individual clubs intiled managers from their club's _ of interest. Present will be the iii 8 accounting firms. Snap-on TeoIs, S. C. Johnson, Jockey and Jl CaIe among others. I...t year the attendance was 200. '11Ie results were very positive for ItIdeats and b.usinesses." said Laurie Maes. Accounting Club Prestdent. "The students can meet (the. managers) in a more relaxed environment." Last year there were some job offers that came out of meeting the managers at the <!inner/' said Maes. It also promotes the mterest of business in Parkside. The agenda for the night is: At 5: 30 p.m. there Will be a tour of the campus for the managers conducted by the students, at 6 p.m. codttails will be offered; 7 p.m. is a buffet dinner with tables of six-four students and two managers. The students Will sit with the manager who represents their area of interest. There will be speakers from 8 to 9 p.m. The introduction will be presented by Art Dudiyrah. Chair of Business and Administrative Science. The keyoote speaker will be Ettore Barbatelli, Chair of Chief Executive Officer for Valuation Research Corporation. This will be the fifth annual manager's dinner. Program examines domestic violence It. JIIllIIhIIl on domestic violence ...... directors of two shelters Ilrlllllen!d women and a psycholo- .. wIlo trealJ male abusers will be IiIId lnlm noon to 2 p.m. on Wed. ....,. Nov. 9 in Union Room 106. .... JlIOIram is free and open to "PIbIie. ..... wiD include Stephanie ..... director of the Women's ...... Center in Racine. and .IIdr Arnold. who directs Women's IIaIIIons in Kenosha. Both women .. describe the services available • tbeir shellers; in addition. Hansen wiD discuss the history of the women's shelter movement and Arnold wiD talk about the "cycle of violence." in which abused children become abusive adults. Also. Dr. Kevin Hamberger. a clinical psychologist at the South • eastern Family Practice Center l0- cated on Parkside's campus. wlU discuss treatment of male abusers . The program is e<>-sponsored by Peer Support. an organization of Parkside adult students. and the UW-P Student Health Center. di, rected by Edith Isenberg. a regIStered nurse. DID YOU KNOW? UNION SQ. GRILL Is open 'til 10:00 PM MON. THRU THURS. featuring • Char-Broiled Burgers, Brats, Dogs • Made-From-Scratch Pizzas • E"glish-Style Fish 'n' Chips • Gyros and Tacos • Homemade Chili • •..and much more s Roundtables scheduled Sessions on nuclear weapons and Daliona1 defense, the SOCial bislory of COI1IIDlIIIi<alioo and President Ileapn's foregn poticy are 8IIlOIlll those Jcbeduled for the commc weeb in Panside's Sooa1 Scien<e Roundtable Senes. AIl RoandtabIes. free and open to the public. are beld 011 Mondays and begin at noon in Union room 106. Following is a scheduje of dates. topics and speakers: -Nov. 7. .. uclear Weapons and National Defense." ,.;th John Wi1tsrd. former research scientist for the Manhattan Project on atomic weapons and one time Dean of UW-Madison's graduate scbool. --. be IS turreDtIy __ pr0- fessor 01 cbemIslJy, -NaY It. ~Mcena Qli aud PoIib<s ID tlle S«aad Repubbc." _ Parbide _......, prof.. ..,.. LillIaa ,........ who bas CODductod reoeardJ in Nigeria. -NaY. 21 "Do We Need EdItcaliona1 PotilJt:a1 A<tion Cornuuttees ... • ,.;th UW-G...... Bar ma~ matics professor DaVId Jowett. who cIwrs that campus UDIV<nlty comeuuee, . 21." otes 011 the Sooa1 History of Cornmwucalioo" An !Jlvisible Colle«e." ",th Parblde vi, siting Fulbnght professor of commllllicabon Yves Wintm a prof .. -Dec 5 • Raoom &one-- a ..... Poblks ~ C_ of Sn Laa*a," - Parbade l"lCIapI., prof..." Cbelvadunu MaDopraa -ilo!t 12•Reope F-. POIIOJ'. What"'er Hap~ to CODlIIDrntal"" wltb Puk id poIWcaI ...-. lod~ \1iallieCur lIl. The Roomdtable ....... Is ClHplll IClr'lld bl' the '~Sodal Scien<e f>l\isIoo and the t.:Vi Ell - Departmeot of ea............. tal Allairs and II~ bl' lJW. P professors Kenneth HOO\'or poilU cal .."enee. and . 'orman CIoutJer. e<ononuc:s Oriana Trio to perform Works by Schubert, Beethoven and Mendelssohn will highlight a concert bl' the Parkside resident chamber ensemble, the Oriana Trio. to be performed at 8 p m on Thursday. Nov. 10 in the Commurucation Arts Theater. Tickets. avai1able at the door. are $1.50 for students and sernor Otlzens and $3 for the general public. Members of the Ino are James MCKeever, plano, Ali Forougb, violin and Michael Masters. cello. The program includes Schubert·s Nocturne in E-flat Major. Op. 148. a reflective. lyrical piece typIca1 of Schubert's sIra1ght forward musical style; Beethoven's Trio ID 0 Major. Op. 70. No. I.. a work that has been nidt-named the "Ghost Trio" due to the eone atmospbere of the second movement; and fendelssohn's Trio in D minor, Op. 49, a \1l'tUQ50 work thaI contaIns a "anely of contrasting moods McKeever. a mllSlc profeaor at Parts1de. prev10USIy taught t 'IIurray Slate U........ ty ID Kentuety and bolds master of music and d0ctor of mUSIcal arts degrees from the UDIY.... ty uf CincuIIlaItJ ColJegeCoosena.tory of MUSIC.He has been active as a reoUlJst and chamber mUSlCWl and has had articles publisbed m O:n"ier McK~er's pnncipal teacIler .... the lIOIed Rll5SiaD pedacogue. Olga Conus McKeever also has studJed WIth Leba Gou>- seau of the ParIs C"",emllory and coached ",th Santos Ojeda Foroush. adjunct assistant pr0- f..." at Paabode ..., .- 01 the few vioIJmsts ID the world to study WIth the late DaVId 0istrMh ..... a finaIJJt m the Tchaiko\'Sty ~ IIOIla1 CompeIluoo m. ...... FOo ~ has toured _ orrl>ealns m East and West Germany, HWipl')'. Auslna. !lelcJum. the SovIet l·.-, l'Jw:Mslm-aba Rumaooa. PoIond the Middle East and the R cently be a faculty member I RJ<:e UD..... ly In H too FoI'OUIh performs on the f \1i IIIOlte SIradi.V1 violin of 1718 Masters at Parbde, earned both lor', and _ .t the Julbard School He bas been pruICl. pal ctilist of the At1anlK' a.""b .. Orcbe-.I the Ridunond )'DlpboOf and the F_",I of Two \1iorldl Opera Orcbe-.I m Spolet.o. Ita!)' He IS the editor of 'F.lIeftberJ. Bac:Il:' the aoIo lUI of J 8edl Hio ..... IIIdoIde hnI prw ID the iDlematiolla1 ...no COIIIpotl - of the • tiel m nl, PortupJ H porlorm<d tIIrOIJ&OUItlle l as a nd dwnb<r ntusIC1aD and Is a member aI tbfo • • ATTENTIO ALL STUDE 5"•• 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR SPRING 1984 will be available begjnning Wednesday, November 9, 1983 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR SPRING 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION RANGER : Communication Career Days Club Events UW-PAC BSO ........ ed __ ltud ... 1 aDd _ danllc tile four-day perlocl. 11lere .. DO dlIr&e lor ~ _ IiD<e tIliI II • -lIIIil1 ....a ofttnd by WJa. ___ 1Ibd to lip up by Oct. _. 21 ":r.=. IIeIdo 01 IdverIit- .... a 5 5 • tekullkJe. ndkt• ....,. J t .... bt:n. m • riHl MIl adler t wrinboD .... Afte' .-... IlDdeat ftCiIln- -. tile e.- DIy __ wtI <OlIIad IIDdoDII __ tb* 'I"F"'Ob Eyent coordiDators, Karea IAwy, 0lIimwI 271-1444. X3020 IDd LiDdI 1lrowtl. C<>Owmwl, UHllIM will be blppy to ...... er Worn n In Communications. In , pon.sOrlDI Its Innull ear- Doys III order 10 pve _ Slll(\tD to ~e • cloy lJl tbo W 01. prof , .1 ........-- SWd<etI IDIjanIIC lID C"""'!'G"'(tl'oDt will !lave • opportunity t~ ~&p&or. carHr ..... lDdpa ..... _ ....... ~1--.cIIJ· cw.. Doys will f1Ill ~ Noor. H' PartidpotlJll prot "", ... _1* wmen IlId dIfor MllwIut t<IMo'oD IDd ..- 1tl1loIll. tile Ml1wllolU< Joumol IDd Senti... l. lICI'o~ IDd publle bolls......... A milt y _1 Wll< will be '1b< BIad< Student Organization congratulates B. Shade and Gregory Holcomb as wiMers in the lint BSO and Sickle Cell Anemia JeUy Bean Guessing Contest. Shade's guess of 1,108 jelly beans secures for her a first prize of $15. Holcomb's guess of 1,189 entitles him to the $5 second prize. The actual number of jelly beans in the jar was 1,148. Winners should contact Esrold Nurse to pick up their prizes. The BSO thanks all students, faculty and staff on campus lor their participation in helping to make this a successful event. On Wednesday, Nov. 2, the BSO will sponsor a lecture by Mrs. Evelyn Hullum of the Racine Sirkle Cell Foundation in Union 106 al I: 00 p.m. Sickle cell screening will also be available on that day. Future events planned by the BSO include its first dance 01 the year. Please watch for details on when and where the dance will be held and plan on coming out and enjoying the fun with the BSO. UPhysiC8 and Magic" TIle _ Pbysic:I Colloquium is • bit out 01 tile ordinary. IDd sbouId be • _ lor ewsyone. TIle speaker will be ManbIIl Elleostesn from tbo Pb}'sics Departmenl 01 Ridgewood Hich Scbool in Nomdge, 0IiDOis, IDd be will give a program litled "Physics IDd Magic." Yes, it's a magIC show, bul a magic show WIth a poont-d 01 tile trucks dePetld on some basic physical principle. EJleostein has presented his pr0- gram at recent naUonal meetings of tile Amencan Assoc1ation of Physics Teachers, and it has proved to be enormously popolar Plan to attetld. even If you only want to be entertained! 1Il you also learn somelbJDg, that's even better!} "PhJ'ICS IDd Magic" will be given at 3 pm on Friday. ov t8 in Greenqwst lOt Everyone is mvited to attend. TIle uw-PaJtside Association of Communicators will holds its next moetinI on Wednesday. Nov. 9 at 1 p.m. iD Moln 109. Featured at the meeliIlC will be Jill Varik, rejII'e' .... talive from the lntemaUonal AssociItion for BusinesS Communicaton. _ will speak on the benefits tl!at tile \ABC ean provide to communications students. Varik will IIso taIlt about bow the study of communications has helped in hei job at the WisCOnsin Electric Company. The presentation will be an interesting opportunity for students to taIlt with • professional in the communications field. New members are welcome at the meeting. On Dec. 3, PAC will be taking a trip to the Milwaukee Public Museum to see the communicationoriented exhibit entitled, "Sign, Symbol, Script." which traces the development of written communication from crude etchings in rocks and bones to more the modern pnnted and computerized state of affairs. The tour is scheduled for noon and is also open to new members. For more information on the trip, contact David Habbell, 553- 20\7 (CA 224). CPR class offered cert1f>Cllte .,U be awarded al tile succeaful completion 01 the threehour ..... A ....,stntion fee 01 f7 (wtuch an- ..... a -'bootl will be reqwred upon ...... np lor the class U you have tile current wortbool< (\980 edJUOnl. the fee IS only M. U you wou1d like to attend, contacl the Student Health Center. Molinaro DIlS Tbe ludet>1 H lib Cenl.. lD cooperation til the A/DeII<In Red wlI1 be 011...... _ .... k ... CPR ( rdlO-pulmonry resusclutionl c thai Include finl Old lor tho Inl mouth-to·moutb broithlJ'll IDd r CPR II IoU t1lJ deslJn<!d 10 p<epare an ind/YIdual to bIndl ...... genc: .. s untl1 squad am' A SNAP·UWM FEEL CHEAP! ITS A GOOD FEELING! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. $2 Pitchers of Miller Beer! 2-for-l Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks (bar) $3 Pitchers of Kamakazes $5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ pool! 25¢ video games/ bowl for S J a game" Student Nurses Association Parkside-UW-Milwaukee is holding the Wisconsin Student Nurses Association Mini-Convention at Parkside . on Friday and Saturday, Nov. 4 and 5. Registration begins at 4 p.m. in Moln \).\ Level. Admission is free. Plan for the evening board meeting at 6 p.m., a speaker at 8 p.m. and a social at 9:30 p.m. Meetings wiU begin at 9 a.m. on Sat. Voting for a new president will be held Irom 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. Any SNAP-UWM member inter· 'ested in helping out during the con· vention should contact Barb Cornell at 553-9418 or Ann Boyle in the Nursing Advisor Office, WLLC (). 175. The next SNAP-UWM meeting will be Monday, Nov. 7 in Union \04 at 12 p.m. Phi Gamma Nu Members 01 Phi Gamma Nu will be selling tickets Tuesday on Moln Concourse to the Managers' Dinner to be held Nov. 16. Stop by the ticket table and ask questions about this fraternity, which is new to Parkside this semester. The next general meeting will be held Monday, Nov. 7 at \ p.m. in Union 207. Students interested in any area of business are encouraged to attend. IVCF Is there anything in this world you can really count on? It seems the only tl!ing we are sure of is that one day we will die. But there is sometl!ing more than death that we ean count on-the faithfulness 01 Gud. On Wednesday, Nov. 2 Mike Ameri will be speaking on this very topic- "The Faitl!fulness 01 Gud." Intervarsity Christian Fellowship invites everyone to attend. DPMA Excellent sandwiches Data Processing Management Association will hold a meeting on Wednesday, Nov. 9 at \ p.m. in Moln 117. New members are in· vited. IIDlnner for Two" Courtesy of Elmwood Lanes Every Fnday night. Elmwood Lanes will give away a FREE dinner fo two at the fabulous Higgins Hob Nobl Stop in for details-it's so easy to win and you have nothing to lose! Problem solving workshops .There will be lour workshops on Nov. 9 in Union 207 conducted by thinking and problem-solving begin- Don Walter on Blocks to Problem rung Nov. 7 and running Mondays Solving. Nov. 14 in Comm. Arts \29 and Wednesdays, \-2 p.m.. until will be Carol Lee Saffioti speaking ELMWOOD PLAZA Nov. 16. on visual and verbal problem solv- . mg. The last one will be held Wed. U The ::::t workshop will be in Nov. \6 in Union 104 and theipeakLAN E S s.::::'nFilli and the speaker WIll be er. will be Jeff Guyouski on the in math pone, on logIcal. thinking hemstics of problem solving. All 3701 Durand Avenue *****;;;******t.l;d** In the Elm-od~ ~Ing Center : A$~~.!~~R OFBEVERAGE! 554-7175 * PURCHASE OF ANY ONE COUPON PER ~ T"" e;, .... ...,. Rd. OR llnd Ave. lONe>St., OR _,-. ... eo Hwy. 11 jOW_ Ave.1 ...a- FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER '7" ..... CARL'S PIZZA PWS DINE IN ONLY M SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY ...a-IFORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) 633 6307 '7" i ii;:i:=:::::::::::::=:::!_:-~~LA~T~llROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE - ~ .....*****************~ ""~~=:;:"~~~~~~;:~;::7:~~~~':7!!!!!~=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7~!!"~_=:;"='~7~. ==="~S.i'lU: Ci!Dsumer'sGuide to Parkside's Eating Places - Part 1 Union food Parkside's bY ... IIeoIIDc .... through the door to 1lllll1quI!e. one is immediately ...... bY lbree unpresslOns - I'l....,s. it's noisy and it's ~ IqIII'e is Parkside's night _. doubles as a bar/cafe- ;; ... tile day. Many students .. II poiDl to spend a lazy af- .-IDtile Square drinking beer ..... socializingor, in rare ... ...,.... . dilf t lilt SqaaIe serves SIX eren .... GI beer: Miller. Miller Lite, 1II1tJ1e, Pabst, Michelob and Sped1111port. Prices range from $.60 IIr • _ size domestic beer to UI far I large cup of one of the IftIIIIIII bnnds. .-P -C-/C) ~~ I. (l)lbr hrrl "'~oppr ~ lpeclal: 25% off cashews WMk of Nov. 3 'Cdlania Mix 'Ucorice Bully 'Maled Milk Balls , MIt Caramels 'Olange Slices • Pecrwt Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters '~nt Kisses 'Rootbeei Barrels 'wBolls 'S!leamint leaves 'SkIIle Mints 'Caamet Targets tCilnamon Discs • Candy Paps • Com Nuts tAIIorted Pelky t AIIoIted Royal •'-led ToI!ee • 8IicIge Mix • 8Imdt Peanuts t Butlerlcatch Discs t Candy Coffee Discs • CaomeI Bully • Chocolate Drops t Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts t~eRaisins t "''''''oIate Stars t JelyBeons • Calamia Mix t Cartbeon Delicacy • ~on Sparklers • IIlnamon Bears , CcrOb Peanuts • Na1ura1 Pistachio 'Iled Pistachio • SpanishPeanuts • Sunnower • r,..~__ s Seed ""'WIlt Food Mix : ~0QurI Maned Milk Balls ..... 0QurI Peanuts best bet The Square also boasts an "international" fast-food menu with seJections that range from Tex-Mex chi1i to Greek gyros or a generic American submarine sandwich which costs $.3S an inch. • Pizzas are also available, but because they are made up quickly on prefabricated crusts that have consistency like cardboard; they are best avoided. The Square's hamburger menu is fairly comprehensive, sporting no less than six varieties of ham· burgers. The most expensive is the baH pounder with cheese at $1.99. The Square was unusually quiet when Istopped in there last Monday afternoon. I ordered a gyro ($1.98) and a large Old Style ($.85). I got the beer from at the bar with oImoot no wait; th<! gyro toot about leD lIliDutos to fix. I ordered the IYro without onions because past erper.-o. has shown that th<! Square's gyros .... variably contain more on-. than meat. and the customer has to remove most of them if he -she expects to remain popuIar the rest of th<! afternoon. What I got was a slice of pita bread piled with lamb and a baU_ tomato slices. The gyro tasted fine, WIth good seasoning. However. a pool of grease formed at one end of the pita belore I got to it. The grease soaked through the bread and Ihad to fInish eating it WIth a forlt. The beer in the Square, ho...-..er. is better than avenge for the delivery system they have. My Old Style was cold and sW1 had a good amount olloam on It. A fneDd who was WIth me. I RIneer slIfter IDd ....." Lote _ (no _, ,.... _ who ,.... .... ) SlId bit beer was ''very averace-" The acoastlcs In! surprisiDc\J poor, coasiderulc u .... designed for bv. musiaI prsfortnallCtS- The baa from th<! over ampIilied jutebo1 bouDced from ... ll to ....u (c:ro'IOd llOISeS In! also amplified) while the IlIgh notes ....... muffled The _ 01 sones on the jukebox couJd also be eJPIR(Ied. u there is more to life than JOID Jett and Michael Ja<bon The predonunantIy bladt. yellow and onnge decor 15 not condUCIVe to good di«esuon Fortunately the bIblmc IIsHoed v.. ~ II .. JI<lIldI)' ......... now...., II a.m 10 II PJIl. IIld I'\'ldoJ II I.m 10 7 P.JIl OIl1le _ __ ..........u-..~ ... the belt ......., ol,_ t'J weII1ft" pued Iood. It ..- thIl ... no more espmII" lIwI ..tiler the ColIee SIloppe ... the UaIOD ~ .... Dt1'ftIdmC .. the _ ol day • the """'" ...... lroIIl IOOd 10 I ...._-- Eocept for the __ the the _, wbidl Ioob like It was desiped bf '( rne! ., wbo .. c0lorblind, the Square is I plI<e 10 speod ID hour two rduiJIc bel..... dunIlc ... Iller cluIea. Three 1tIrs. by dofIult - _.."'~....:::-.,-. of. ,..,gram 7 7l P" ':;:: • :- •• , .' _J ,.fT<"'1Jl ' . .z_ .......<ll pnf. po . .= ~.--=... , -. ut'hfh1t'V"'"9 d. rcdl"IfJO'""'~--- • .' ~. ~. ., t"l'f'r ilU"So on tl1JO: sere" &Snell . 8 Parks ide Play..! "Camera' sees all ",..-c..Io "I Am A <:amon," _ by La V... n,ke. pIoJeI ID !be Coftt. IUIIitatIoIl Arts TbMter last WftIteM. 'Ibe _ labs placo! ill !be ~. before !be rioo 01 HJtIor. 'Ibe local is !be re"_p 01 Cbri5- ......... (Abcftw 1lrbe1) and Sally (1Wl«ca Juhdll. There IS also I ouIlplot lbout J_ pene<tJtiOn and Its effects 00 the bv .. of the ~. 'Ibe IICeD< 11 set In I flat in BerbD '!be 1<\ II _II"'" LO I dlllertill y '!be 11<I" lit deco oreNtecture. 10 popuIIr LO the '301. add5 to tile ploy'. _ and_ ~~ ~Utbenllc lor the' lime LO wbJc:b tile play is set WIldWII tile ploy. 00< leels lrIIIfo ported bod< lDto tblt lim< penod Some 01 tile ~ ore _t wu mOlt imprnslve. Andrew _I played Chrutopber Isb ... • .......I wnter who <D<Is up Iovin& Sally He .... b8jEC! I worm and ...... lI'fe iDdmdUII, 1 liked the c:IlIrI<ter and could idenlJ/y WIth bim Sally IIowIes (1Wl«ca Juhdll is, I tnckJer c:IlIrI<ter. Sbe IS much. like the piq....,t HoUy Gobgbtly from "1lrakfut It TiIfony's " Ju· lldJ ... clebcbUul as Sally E;v<ll lbou&b some 01 the cbander's _ wee I lillie too much, OIl< Iowa .... lor them. Tbe Ieadinc Iody ...u,. <IlhoDces tile play. IiIIrJ IIetb K_ who played !be 1oDdIady. FrauJem Schneider. ... olio good and ber German ae- <ell was very bebevlble. The play's only weakness ..... !be German ae- """ts 01 two cbanct ers - Natabe and Fnlz (Rhonda Gerolmo and &ott Nilesl. Clive Mortimer ..... the mephisto of the play, leadtng Sally and Oms almost to a ..... and wild way of life. &ott Reicbelsdorf did an eocellent job as the lree-wbeebng, fua-lovulg guy. SoUy's moth... was played by Carol Costabile. Sbe accurately protrayed an overbearing moth ... lady to briDC ber daugbter borne from ber presumably _ed way 01 til.. "I Am A Camero" is an <Illrant In tile American College Theater Festinl. a natioDal competition JudctD& universIty students and their theater productions. Two jodces will view the production and judge .... cb students will move to the regional festival in Rockford. Dl. "I Am A Camero" will be performed again this Fnday and Saturday, Nov. 4 and 5 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Tbeater. (fA CONVICTION IS developin~ among Christian college students today. It's a convlctton that says, 'Hey, if other people can assert their beliefs on campus, then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" --Josh McDowell KC 83 " a on~c-in-a-college career experien 'e, Invoh-Ing up to 2'>,000'lUdem, and faculty. Held in Kan a,C!r\, ,\l,,'ouri,from Decemhcr27, 19 1, to Januar} 1, 1984. the conference \I ill imohe learnmg ho\\ to make an eternal mark for Chri,!. Speaker, \1 III mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Elisabeth Elliot • Crawford Lorins IDfCKaatioBal l'4!Ce<!tioe 'or those interested in 8tartiDg c...p... ......cle 'or Christ Monday. Nov. 7. 12:55 p.-. ill MoIiaaro 109. Or caD NIcIc (608)274-3568 for Iaf_tion on Cam- _ Cnuade 'or Christ for KC83. -- ---- KC83- --- --- --- :- - Camr -u,--on I(C • (:amru, Cru'3Jc lor Chm, --- Arro\\head pnn!!, • San BernarJmo, CA 92414 (711 Illlb-'j224.e'l 'jroo A quick peek at Reagan's briefs O.K. Quick Qua. Is GI'l!IIIda: I '!be new Ford two-door for 1984? ~ A c:bIiD of MesiI:aD fast-food restaurants? e A reaUy small isIaDd somewhere "down there?" Sure, you know it now. But bow many of you could ........ tbaf question last week' Both of you? Not bad . What, I ask m,..n. is there in Grenada that a few smaU tbermoouc1ear devices couJdn·t take care of? What are the Marin .. actually doing down there when they could be belter spending their time ge~ting blown to pieces by Iranian madmen in the Lebanon? Imean. the military and the White House teU us that there were two-bllJldred -som e Cubans there at the time. Big flaming deal. Does it mean we invade Miami next? But there .... that massive airfield from which the Royal Grenada Airlorce could launch airslrikes at the U.S. as deep as Jamaica. Let's adJnit it. The Cuban missile crisis this ain·t. •••••••••• But as if the P<Iltagoo thougbt the carIoonists WllUItk.·t bave O!IlOUgbto lampoon now that Wall is out. Grenada is hardly the ouly trouble spot on the globe today. Don't forget that nifty place down there called EI Salvador. Or is it San Salvador? Ilorgel. Anyway. there ustd to be this lillie peuple's revolu· tiOn there. Vou know, wbere a bloodthirsty right-wing dictator gets replaced by a bloodthirsty left·wing dictator in a bloodthirsty civil war. Hell. at least it's more interesting than boll figbts. •••••••••• But anyway, for those of you wbo bave actuaUy forgotten wbat's up in South America. the Ranger now presents what soon will be bailed as a classic of investigative journalism. Ves. our man in Washington has achieved the remarkable. Vou thought the Carter brieIing hooks were big. well, here now is something biller. RomJld Reagan's World Events Briefing Books, as compiled by the CIA so as to be comprehensible by the President of the United States and aU other lower life fonns. •••••••••• South America. The place that's sort of below us, geographically speaking. Sort of between us and the Antarctic. Anyway. our guys tell us that our dictator is beating the beck out nf their dictator. but seeing as there aren·t aU that many people who seem interested in it anymore, maybe we'd better leave it alone for DOW. Can't aduaUy remember the name of the place. anySo It Goes RANGEIl a by John Kovalic way. Dido't the C1ash do a song or something about it! CJre ....... Contrary to first impression, bave now .. termined that Grenada is not in Russia. so the Wbnle operation may have been a bit 01 a waste nf lime. But apart from that, the rest of the deal looks PI!tly good. At least we don't have to worry about a _ sight for Disney World. Lebaaee. Discovered that Lebanon is 004. as snspeeted a new brand of luncheon meat, but is that place ;"rt 01 next to the Jews that keeps blowiDi up our guys. Apparently the Russians are doing something or other somewhere near there, so we'd better leave tht Marines there or at least send some new ones to get blown up in their place. Also it would be advisable to keep them there as the press might find out you reaUy meant to send them to Cuba in the first place. Or was It China? Anyway, at least we don't have to worry about the Vie! Cong. Ha. ha. Europe. For some reason they don't like us OYer there. Goddam ingrates. If it weren·t for us. they'd aU be speaking German. Or whatever it is that they spook in aU of those Godforsaken lice holes of countri .. 01 theirs. AU we want to do is put a couple of missil .. over there anyway. What. do they want os to get bombed flat or something? And anyway they aU smeU funny and eat stupid foods. Maybe we sbould just invade th.... or s0mething. RussIa. Let's invade them, too. CbiDa, UnfortumJtely. we can't invade these ,.no. guys yet since they want to buy a whole buncb 01stull from us. But that's by-the-hye. Just remember Itllle next press conference that Red China is the p1ace we're supposed to bomb soon to keep them in their lit· tle yellow places. But don·t tell anyone. Remember to differentiate between the Chinese and the Vietnamese. Not aU Oriental races should be referred to as "gooks." Africa. Vou really should visit this place sometime. I don't think the Africans regard your official tOI1l1lto Harlem as good enough. Anyway. you won·t have to remember names or anything. as tbey all sound the same anyway. Just mwnble something and take care not to call the President of Zimbabwe a "mighty line looking buck." We still need the black vote. Along which lines. perhaps you should think about ....,.tablishing slavery after the 1984 election. There are so many goddam little two-bit republics here, no one would notice if we invaded a few. Classifieds MOllY: BOW'S the bwnpy pHlow. Watch out for the missing English Muffin Loaf. WIlA T WINKS and goes to see a man about a horse1 Get you a quarter. KEITH H., where did you hide the bones'! Sp. St. KEITH R., bave some chicken. it's on us!! gp. St. JEFF, WAlT till the semester is over Thurs. Oct. 20 MO~ AND Dad Ranger, we want a raise in our allowances. The Kids KIDS! WE'U double it. okay? CAROL K. Love your glasSes and your spelling' K&K FEATURE EDITORS ought to be impaled. SWEETNESS, I expect an "uncluttered" personality in your new abode. AU SMlJRFS co~e.toget,ber, plan to ~w tJ!~~dear '(ede.ran.Of) WHIT! GOOD food, wine and Sinatra! Who could ask for anything more? (I can.) KATE, LUKE and Robert are friends again. Joey. MARILYN B. To a nice person and a great friend! Joey. STEVE VASY puts his feet on backwards in the morning. ROBIN H. Q: Cute feet-A: another name for luck??? KAREN: YOUR fuzzy mustache drove me banans. P. H. HUMANOIDSUNITE!!! Rid the world of those photographic scum. m, BRUCE. Step forth. Your sunrises will be your sunset. J & D Enterprises: AUen J. confidence is groWing.Love you; D. CB~ USERS: Please cJq,s~out your ac. .~!ll)l¥io.orr! •• ..•.• . - ..... . ... YOUR SPACE or mine?? Comm 220 ..Workshop, 5;30 p.m. Monday, Nov 7. 1983, Ml28. Organizational Commumcations-Group 12. PARTY nos weekend...at the Mil· waukee Holiday In.. Ask for K&J Brmg your own Crisco, kids eat free JOHN P.- General Hospital forever~! Joey. TO WHOM it may concern: This is tht last classified of the week, so read the rest of the paper now. CERTAIN INDMDUALS in QueSt Thankx for the touching good time Massuer. RICK AND ROBB ...thanks for the _1ft -ent'- space. What time is the giU<l0<:. Jenny PHOTOGRAPHERS UNITE!! OY.... , tbr throw the Meyer Reign. Rule Ranger. ftt award-winning movie, '~An ..... GenUeman." is the =IlIm this week. It will be illUnioD Cinema today at 3: I,.. Friday at 1 p.m. and 7:30 IDd SUnday. Nov. 6 at 7:30 ~.jdmiIiiOn is only $1 for Park- =-...... and $1 for guests. ftiI illIIOlher great movie spon- _~ PAS; be sure not to miss l Jles\ week's movie is "Tbe ..... ,,_~ thai A Time?" t********* .... 1IIain stage produclion. 1 .. , c.on. win be performed ... III weekend in the CornmuIiIlIIIIl Arts Tbeater. Perform- _11'I118 p.m. on both Friday. ,.. ._ saturday. Nov. 5. Ad- _ lilIrels are available at the lliII IIf«malion Center and at ItJIll Arts Division office. ********** 111I........ free movie, sponsor- .... AS. Is "My Unle ChIcka- ·,lliIIbe shown on Tuesday, .. II 7 p.m. in the Union ********* .... _ WiI1iIrd of UW-Madi- •• be <lIIIlIucling the Social IlalIIdlIhle this week. The .... Isentitled "Nuclear Weap- •• 1iIsIIIuJ Deleuse." It win IIW.lIoaday. Nov. 7 at noon IIu.. 108 and is open to the _. 10 cIIarIe. **.******* ,.. IInIp fibn Ibis week is "'" '" .-..n." It win be shown ~ Sunday in the Union Tlctets for the Foreign ...... Ilriea will be available at the lIlr 8uDday's showing. tt* ••••• ** AIIttare in Corom. Arts 129 by :"- Ted Cohen of the University 1 ~win be on Tuesday. Nov . ......... He win talk on "Unfair ..... An informalional discus- 0.::libplaee at 7 :30 p.m. in ... Arlo 233. Both events are .. open to the public. t •••• **** • .::: ·w called "Domestic Vio- __ Will be beId at noon on Wed· ,.. 8 in Union 106. The !'IIld this seminar are Judy ~Of Women's Horizons, ... ~'lSIl<1 of Women's HeIr,......" and Kevin Hamber- ~ -l'sJ<hologist, at South· tliIlii. Wlscaaiin Family Practice !J~ ':.!.~wbicb is sponsored !'t':'::""'- Hea1lb office and ~ Is &ee and open to by Rick Luebr RL: 0. ,.. pIu 10 .... --- --. 011 drIIIIoc'! WC: What's thaI? • RL: TboI' ........ III tIot 011__ pules IMdId platfo..... .... *ill Mop IloI<s Ie ..,. .. _ 011. WC: Ob. come on RL: M. seriouIy. WC: You're J lr)'Ul& to tnck me Oil from the ground' E>-.ryone mows that ol1 comes from those little cans at tbe Mobil SUtiOD You're PIIll to bave to try banIer tbao that; I'm too smart r )'OU' RL: Yes, sir. De )... U'", uy odlorplul? WC: Yes I'm gotD@ to au_ the stnp lllIIWli 01 Pearl Baile)' and ... ·re gotD@ to flatten the Ilo<:tIa RL: ny _ 1M l\octieI? WC: Colondo needs more part. ing. Also, ... ·re gotD@ to start cIotbing l1J those WlId BIlImals. 1 meall. really. rwmin& U'OUDd Wr.e thai ID front of lIS God-feannc estemen You kn.... I .... a God·feanng William Clark is our new secretary of the Interior. The former nalional security advisor was picked to replace James Watt. I recently had an opportunity to interview Mr. Clark and ask him about his new job. RL: Isee. Do )_ hive U)' plus yet for cle,,'eIopmeal of OW' 1aDcI? WC: Yes. as a matter of fact. I do. 1 plan to offer the use of, uh, you mow. those bunches of tree things. RL: Forests? WC: Yeab, that's .1. forests. Well. anyway I plan to offer them for use as MX DUSSlle bases I mean, those Pinko Russkies would never think of a missile base being in the middle of a. urn, what <lid you call them again? RL: Forests. WC: Right. forests I'n have to remember that. RL: Do YOOU •• Illy plus 10 .... pnIing off-sbore driIIiJtg? WC: What? RL: Mr. Clark. do you feel you are qualifIed for the job as Secretary of the IDlerior? WC.: Of course. I feel that I am the most qualified person available. RL: Whal makes you qualified? WC: I've seen every episode of Wild Kingdom and I've read many Sierra Club pamphlets. Anne Statham joins faculty Continued from Page 4 women in general. - There are people who have stud· ied women in different kinds of occupations, such as steel working, nursing and a variety of other professions. "We're going to pull all of our findings together and see wbat women in different OC'Cupations have in common." says Slalham "We bope we can say oometIung that makes people more apprecialive of what women conlnbute to the work force because of their special experiences, and more aware of the strengths we bave." _._·t,..,..· RL:I ..... -.....L.. WC: ADolI>er LIun& Secwtty ID the _ IS too Iu. Irom_ .... l1J .......... w\lI any ID cuels Yoa can't be too careful.,..,.. 1lDow. _ 01 _ smaU lurry ..... 1lIn!I .............. spies DId,..,.. IlDow that' RL: ......... __ • WC· EIpea,n, _ red oquIr. rea. _ lr1ISled 'om AIIn. l1J _ w\lI Oy ~ rupt pollls; don't I them taklDc . 101pbolocrapbs 01 our toP *"'... staIlabons. DOW, do .... ADd _ other tIwlc .. AI Ibis pomt. Mr. a.rtt _ led .'OJ by an lOde wbo.. ! 1 10 pe tum cbocoIale ..... IDd ". _. 1 don'tllDow about ,..,.., but I'm I1Id ... fiJWIl' hi... • Seerellry 01 tb. Inle.,or wbo -. whal be'. doone When you do It. do •• 'ICh Sry~ HftIm1an' (lId ~. Pun> bn-wed. full)' K~ h a tastI' thal111Jl, )'011 a"''3)' takr It worthwluko - maU It Old Sf) \co Oa Tap at Uaioa s.,u.u. c c...... e.- .. ~(_ • 1. TIia"', Net ,..... 3,1113 TF:;:h::e=F=u:::DD==P::a::p;:::e:irCaper I . WI-N TI-lAT'S ME --·1 THINK(HI LOOKING fOlt .0.1.\ OUJER ""MA~ YOUNG LAD'(. YOUNG- 1,.At1'l' I-lE.Ll~--·I'VE SEEN INORKING- THE COMIC PAGES SINCE 1l-lE '20'S Wild Life Bor 010 Tl-tt cmi€l'! 1/1I"-0 TIl f:" 6U,. Li 1lI€: l'I?FS Ic>£IJT OF -me /110" fbW€"f?t0L Ivl\nOu OI-.l EllRn; .ntE" PRE $..suRi" ,",UST BE PflCrvOME:">.JI'lL. AND ANiwA'!'. I J0S' ~T BElIEVE" 1lI€"60'( 's Po- ltm\ L- 1-10T - I'l-__~ HCAO£DCowc30Y WAR 1'\0NUEl!'. o o Berge's Bit GOOD EVENING. 1l4IS 15 PHIL MOST, WElC.QM. ING '1\)lJ TO SUNOAY '-..!!.,GHT THEATRE. VTONIGHT'S FEATURE IS "gRAD MEETS THE 1'EAC.HER CREATURE FROM CENTRAL CEMETER,Y," 5T~RRI NG BRAD BRADY." .:M::IS:::S~'fIIIl1-+t UTWHILLE.R, ~ AND LORI ...J ........- PETERS. o - so JUST REMAIN AC)! EFP AND WE'LL BEGIN iHIS' C~SS1C lHRILLER ••• " ".. ,~."... ~ '..'..... "" = S!! The times they aren't a changin' by Nick Thome The drinking age is going up Some college students are con~ cemed. I myself, being Over 19 couldn't care less. In fact, why not raise it to 21? "Oh," I hear you griping. "21? Is that guy nuts?" No, this guy isn't nuts! He's just fed up with meeting under-aged girls who sneak into bars. If the drinking age was 21, the chances 01 my picking up a twenty. year prison term would be greatly reduced. The girls would still sneak into the bars, under the new drinking age, but at least they would be OVer the age of consent. While we're on the subject 01 restricting young people's right>, maybe we could get the mandatory draft reinstated. Why not? The Marines need a few more good men. IC there were more Marines Ronnie could open up a few rno~ shooting galleries on the remaining continents. He could take over a few more tiny islands and turn them into tourist traps. You know, those film clips they send us look really lamiliar. They remind me of the !lim clips I watched from Vietnam when I was young. Will they never learn? The media puts you right on the front line. What year is it anyway, '65? It can't be '65. In '65 there were hippies, rednecks and protesters, We still have the rednecks, but where have all the hippies gone? Where are the protesters? I guess it's true, the limes they aren't a-changin'. Patronize Ranger Advertisers FIRST !UTlONAL BA'K or Kenosha DOW,nOW,\' ,"An OffiCE AlTO BUK %4·001 R Tt:LUR BRISTOL LE,\SA~T PR,URIt:' SOllERS Phon" 6~8.2331 t1n.BI.'H nne liI=-~~!!!!!~~!!!!!~::~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I~I!!!!!~"""'==:i':NG:u=....~~S,:IIIJ:. Basketball team gears up for ., Mort FeidmaDD ... netting four top freshmen .. two blghJy-touted transfer play- .. 11IO the men's basketball proParkside head coach Rees Coo was not content to rest on 1lU~' Ib' was he going to let his team ....,. ItIS-84 Ranger squad has .. JII*'llcing three hours a day, _ days a week since practice ...... piling ready for the season .. Nov. 21 at UW-oshkosh. "I ... we can be one of the '" IlIIDoIs in the state to go to the ilWA) lDUm8Dlent," said Johnson. "It 1ft in great physical shape • 1ft gelling tougher." MiIIDn. in his second year at ........ is coming off a 14-16 seaX·Country m4kes good ,,",wing men's and women's teams made a good Saturday, but neither tD the nationals. The .. lIItjjRleIm placed third with 99 of to teams. The men against 21 teams and with t60 points. _ ran very well but Mi'I.",*" the national competi- ........ Driscoll came in ninth, • ~::- runners are the • qualify for nationals. The .. placed as follows: .. ~, 17; Sarah Heitl. I;"Rupert. 26; Karen Jacob- ~ .. Sbari Reynolds. 43; and -fImaoo·61. +,.,. to qualify for t~e men's ;",.." ;hip, the team had to -lIiinI or be one of the top -- -..... One of Parkside's -.. dill make it to the NCAA Divi8~nshiIrTim Renzel- - JIIaeed second. "Tim ran a -'0 - and I'm happy he made IIId coach Lucian Rosa. ,:,:,c Kapheim placed fifth. ~ is DOl going and it is heart- ~ It said Rosa. "He came in ........ not running for five AI' I bow in my heart he's an --ita taliber runner." tIt'De '-er who came in third ....... Ieaun and 28th overall was -1IiIIer. "1lIcb also ran a good ::-0 IIld Rosa. "The other guys ......... after him could have &!' .. With him, and we IDlght -1IlIeD fourth." said Rosa. lie ... added. "We ran a good i:-:'~bad a good chance Its for the team, bUI we ~ '- who IS g"mg to na- . " ..,..,., . son, but with a good recruiting year, the team 15 on the rise with youth. Johnson nabbed Kenosha's Salem Central forward Ron Zeihen and Indiana's leading rebounder Eric Juratic, who was an honorable mention high school All-American in the recruiting race. "This year's freshmen are an outslanding group," Johnson said. "They are the future of Parkside basketball and are willing to work hard." Transfers Stan Cameron, from the College of the Desert by way of BYU. and Dave Sergeant from Blackhawk Junior College will join with returning upperclassmen Brian Diggins. Darryl Jackson and Eric Womeldorf to form the backbone of the team, season "I'm very pleased with the way the upperclassmen are playing," Johnson said. "They have all unproved in confidence and strength. I'm expecting a lot from them this year. "Eric Womeldorf bas an excellent chance to be an academic AllAmerican," said Johnson. "He's coming on really strong since last season. Brian Diggins has a chance to be All-American if he can have a good season." The new players combined with experienced returners will help the Rangers as they face a tough schedule. playing six of their first seven games on the road. Parkside has their hands full with an assortment of NCAA Division D and Division 1 tearns. SCHBDVLB 1983·84 UW.PARKSIDEHOMESCHEDULE All games al 7:30 pm (except Ranger Classic) Nov 26 UW LaCrosse Dec. 14 Milwaukee School of Engineering Jan. 3' 4 Ranger ClaSSIC UW MIIWaU"'ce UW Eau CIa-tIP' lake'and UW PlatteVille Northeastern illinOIS Roosevelt University Indiana UlPurdue U Chicago Slate U LeWIS Untverslty Loras College Northprn Mlt"hlgan U III,nOIS InSlltute of lechno1ogy Jan 7 Jan 14 Jan 28 feb 2 feb 11 feb 14 feb 16 Feb 20 feb 23 "It's hard fUldu>g good teams to play when you're not WIth a conference," Johnson said "You lose the bome and away senes but we're going agamst some talent this year." wards the tDd 01 the year. Irs ruc:e not to travel", mucb and .......... rest." '!be lelIm WIll Deed their !'lit since Jotu.oa J'IIDlI • coastaat ~ liolI 011_ and press after _ basket on_ ''We try to forte the other lam to make mlstlk .. .' ... said • 'lbere is a Iugber Jl""'ODtaee shot 011the defense. and we are Iookinc for that advantaee:' Joluuon is anclec:ided aD Ius starting live.but ... wtII carry IIon the lelIm. "We hope to ... a cIftp team tIus year. I'm reoIIy Iootmc forward to the start. We have an excitiDg team, a team thaI can do lhmgs. I"m prepared to WID a lot of games:' Among the DiVISion , teams are Western DliDolS, which was 20-11 last season, and UW-Green Bay. Strong Division D teams include Lewis (20-10). UW-8tevens POIOI (26-4) and Chicago SCale. which was ranked number nme in the NAIA with a 28-5 mark. The Rangers end wilh seven home games in their last 10 I:lurinl: that time they will try to sharpen their skills for a bopeful tournament bid. '" would rather start the season on the road." Johnson said. "To- $5 for 11 Games! Special Student Advance Season Ticket Sale tor UW-Parkside Basketball Ends Nov. 18 o Maximum 2 •• a.on tick.t. per .tud.nt .v.lI.ble wiltI I,D. card only at Phy Ed Bldg., 8 .m to 4 pm, M-F, $10 aftar Nov. 18. o Includes all 11 r.gular .e •• on home g.me. (Ranger Classic •• clud.d). Th81·. just 45 c.nt. a gam.' o Non-.tud.nt adult •••• on lIck.t. ju.t $10 for 11 r.gular .eason hom. g.m.s unlil Nov, 18, • .aving of 58 from the regular .eason ticket prlc•. Just 91 cents a g.me. o Purcha••• Junior Ranger membership lor .ny child 12 or younger for only $2, which i. good lor ALL 13 hom. gam.s. a fr.e Rang.r Bear T·shirt and. Junior Rang.r 1.0 card. ThaI's just 15 c.nts a gam•. o Cholc. of r.s.rv.d .eats on th. team .id. or gen.ral admi•• ion on the pre ••• ide, o Ch.nce to win $100 by m.king • shot from h.If-court, E.ch g.m. 3 people will h.ve 2 chsnces to .Ink th. "Long Ranger." o Free admission to Union Squ.r. lor liv •• nt.rt.inm.nt ett.r the gam•. o Th•• peci.' e.cit.m.nt of colleg. be.k.tball. colorful ch.erl •• der., roving Ranger B•• rs, Junior R.Ii9er Club activlti ..... o Th. best in Division If bask.tball as R... John.on·. powerful R.ngers .et th.lr sighla on th. n.tional tournam.nt in K.n .. s City. ACT NOW: This offer ends Nov. 18. Mastercharge and VISA available. la sifieds For ale • ..~= COD I You bo• • DJI. IIEEr af ~ FndIT "",.... .1 .... 1 H __ ,#tpI c.JoiIII '! LO'VED 8AJONG WTnI y·"'OU......AU.-:D4Y nuDAV" EllT wru. • WIU11l'tG IOOJllI wmt ,. CJlOCJQJI TWIllS Ilaln1L OR IS 11L\ T T1IE ClIACll· IIInrEl'lS'J .f. 100 JUliO!" BIlUNDA..,. _Id .......-- r-1I ..,...,... c. s ........ _ .. tII -.LY, GET_....-- '10 tall< _ .......... You',,- _ ' DoI.... IiRI-....cJ 5 TWJNS: The era of the exSEUVRT __..... Today mailbox· ......... IIshIW .. ~· ,.--. the world. After all. es. tonlorrow .• _ ... F. S. o. GambY ruJes \be ...... w~_ . .BON BON. _I wiDI do il ;:s:.,. up~:'?don't rmel out!!! y. ASIDE !rom Sandler. many SNOOIt'. _ on this wonderful =-.=Eorl/I. None 01 \bern mean iD me oU tbli you do. Dimple. fUll SALE: CIleap cockroaehes' Make _t pels' See Brian Schuetta . LISA E. The - """dorIIot" lime we won't """""'-II. MARIE A.: Go out Iato IIlo IIlI shove it! Gueu Who??? .. WHIT! SVIlE, I'm 0ISy, ......... admit il. _I eoeJiDued ........ SCHNAPPSN R TASTED SO COOL. Back In the 1840' legend has it Dr. A.P. • kGillicudd . achieved fame and tune throughout Canada, They say hi pecial C ncoction called ientholrnint hnapps had a taste so refreshing going In, so smooth going down that thirst . trappers came from miles around ju t to buy it. Dr. hi illi uddv i long gone, but his tent lmint hnapp lives on in 'OUr fa\ rite tavern or liquor emporium, Dr. i Gilli uddy's Mentholmint traight up, on the rocks, or .te beer. Any way you I.WS[ ~ SO cool. ,------------- I SL50 INTRODUCTORY REFUND OFFER FROM DR. McGILLICUDDY'S. I To receive your $1.50 refund, fill om this refund order form and mati it with the neck label from the 750ml I or liter- size of Dr. McGillicuddy's to: Dr. McGillicuddy's $1.50 Refund Offer I PO. Box 725, Dept. 302, Lubbock, TX 79491 I NAME AGE __ I ADDRESS ---- _ CITY STATE ZIP __ I Size purchased 750ml () Liter ( ) I (To remove the neck label, hold boule under running warm \\lIter and carefully peel off the label.) ..~<!TE Off'tr ~lIhdonly to adults of kgal dnnklng <lge Ore re- I ....... per houwbokj Offer C1fplresSeptember 30, 1984 Please ...... 6-8 "'Kks for <klrver} of rtfUnd check OffIcers, employ en lind represen'IIl!Wt5 of licensed rel<lliers and wholesalers I - -...., Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Financial Aid law impacts non-trad students Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday,. April • University 0' Wlsconsln-ParkSlde Financial Aid. law impacts non-trad students by Doug McEvoy In October 1986, Congress passedinto law amendments to the Higher Education Act of 1965. The effects of these amendments are many and tar reaching. . In general, they present a restructuring of those formu- Iae used to determine ellglbll. Ity. "CertaIn categories of students will benefit," ex- plainedJan Ocker, director of financial aid at Parkslde, "but some will experience less eligibility than in prevt- ousyears. " Those.who will benefit will mainlybe those students with dependent children, "dis- placedhomemakers,') ·'dislo ... cated workers," and single parents who support their ehlldren even if they are Itv- Ing st home and are Federal lax deductions for their par- ts. Thebig losers will be those students who earned" more ment, and students who quit their jobs to return to school, as such students will no long. er be able to reflle under "Special Conditions." Most of those students who will lose out will do so due to the fact that need will be based on income of the tax return of the year prior to the year of attendance rather than the projected income of the academic year. "Congress has had a bee in its bonnet for several years:' commented Ocker. "They were not happy with old for. mulae used to determine need. They wanted something they could pin down and doc- ument. Students' 1987income Will always be used to deter- mine their 1988·89academic year 'need' of eligibility." "Dislocated workers" are an exception. They may use their projected 1988 income as. the determinant of need. New benefits to be received by students include up to $1,000 per academic year in' chIld care for chIldren under 12, elimination of home equlty from consideration in the determination of family con. trlbutlon for all adult students demonstrating that they are "displaced homemakers," and financial aid for students with dependent chIldren grad_ uating from high school equal to that which the chIld would receive. Part-time students are now eligible for Pell Grants, Sup. plemental Educational Opper- tunlty Grants, College Work. study, and Perkins loans. Pregnant women, as well as women who have had or adopted a chIld within six months of enrollment can defer tuition payments tor six months. Women entering the work force who have pre- SChool chIldren who make less than one dollar above minimum will be able to defer payments up to twelve months. photo by Dave McEvoy Changes in the Financial Aid criteria could pose some problems for Parkside stUdents. ' than $900in the calendar year prior to the year of attend- ance, single independent or married students who do not have' any dependents who made more in the prior year than they wl1l in.·the year of their attendance, veterans reo celving substanUaI education benefits from the govern .. United Council elections this weekend Ruffalofaces delay in takingcity council seat ::----.1 At the next United Council General Assembly meeting (April 22-23), representatives of all member campuses will elect . next year's United Council president. The meet- ing will be held at UWC· Waukesha. There are three candidates running for the office: Steve Cady, UC Vlce-Prestdent: Jim Smith, UC Legislative Affairs Director; and David Woldseth, Wisconsin Student Association (WSA) Legisla- tlve Affairs Director (Madi- son campus' student govern- ment). If elected, Cady plans to stress the Importance of United Council to member and non-member campuses. He .also intends to modernize the UC offtce by upgrading office and capital supplies. Cady also wants to Imple- ment an extensive traIning program for UC delegates . "By front loading the tram- ing in the beginning of the year," he said, "we will be- come more skilled and have more time remaInIng to uti- lize these lobbying tactics." 10 addition to being UC's current Vlce-President, Cady has been involved in Stevens Point's student government for two years, ThIs year he Is president. "I'm ready to make a com- mitment to making It (UC)' more effective," cady said. "I'll focus more on the issues . at hand. A lot of time was spent haggling out Internal qualities that can only benefit UC. "Next year, I think I can help raise the profile and credibility of United Council as a whole, as we did this year with legislative affairs," Smith saId. Woldseth, If elected UC president. plans to concen- trate on several specific Issues. HIs priorities include making credit transfers be- tween campuses easier. ex- panding the UC Shared Oov- emance initiative by mcreas- ing funding and working hard to Improve the MInority Af· faIrs committee. He would also like to see UC working together. "We need to make the UW System one united system," Woldaeth saId. "By working concrete Issuea, we can 1m- prove UC &8 a whole." In addition to the Issues men- tjoned above, Woldaeth will work to Improve chIld care on campus. "I'd like to see the Unlverslty take a stand in this area." processes this year. I. Smith, because of his expe- rience of Legislative Affairs Director, believes he Is the most qualified candidate for UC president. By emphasiz- ing the' Issues, instead of political parties, Smith feels he can continue to broaden UC support regardiess of political party. One of his maIn goals Is to organize UC. "I want to help all the com- mlttees of United Council or- ganize," he said. "By organ- Izing we can get more stu- dents involved in issues on the campus, as well as the state leveL" A direct result of this, Smith saId, will be more reo- ognltlon of UC on the cam- puses. "There Is no way that students ahould see UC posters on campus and not know what the organization Is all about." Smith clles his experience with the media, marketing .and legislative affairs as by Laura Pestka Parkslde student John ~uf. folo unofficially defeated 18 year Incumbent Gerald Bel. low in Ihe April 5 election for KenOSha's16th district alder- man. RUffolounofficially won the eleclionby 15 votes. His oppo, nenl,Bellow, demanded are- eount. After the recount, Whichtook over seven hours, RUffolowas still the victor. Bellowsaid he Is taking the Issue to' circuit court. "He says some voters who didn't live in the .16th district voted lor ihe 16th district alder- man,"stated Ruffolo. Bellowhas represented the districtsince 1970. - It will take about two 100nihsto get the Issue set- Oed In circuit court, and for that time the 16th district 1V0n'Ihave s: representstlve. If ihere really was a prob- !ern, RUffolocommented, "he ShoUldhave proved this the dayof the election. He has no 'Vidence. He has a case of SOUrgrapes. H U RUffOloexplained thai even people not in the 16th dis- ~ct voted for alderman, Bel- l ow doesn't even have anyev- dence as to whether they vOledfor RUffolo or not. Bellowdoesn't believe that ~~g to circuit court will ~ge anYthing, but he feels ~",t he has to do It' for his constituents. .If Ruffolo does succeed in becoming alderman, he plans to take Issues directly to the people. He wants ·to Inform the people and find our exact- ly what they want. He plans to work with the police and fire departments because he Is aware that his voters want better services. He doesn't think his job as alderman will affect school. .,School is in the morning and meetings are in the a{ter- noon. It's, considered a pa~. time job so I feel It shouldn t interfere." Inside Wingspread conference New PAS president Writing contest winners PASA looks.ahead BasebaI f-o-rama page 3 'page 7 pages 8-9 page 12 page 16 2 Thursday, April 21, 1988 Ranger Letter . Ranger reading "priJised" college level and who read the letter should have imme- diately recognized that the thrust was exactly the oppo- site. Questions must be raised about the editortal compe- tance of the Ranger staff. Did anyone bother to read the let- ter? If so, does the banner re- flect the editorial bias of .the staff? Is It an attempt to politically influence the stu- dent body at Parkslde without presenting opposing views in a neutral or objective atmos- phere? Perhaps it's nothing. so insidious as that. Perhaps there were too many big words that the Ranger st,aff couldn't compre- hend, like responslbllty and objectively. Maybe no one .Is to blame, Maybe It's. just a failure of our public schools whfch- pump the universitltes full of high school graduates who don't know how to read. Perhaps If this letter Is print- ed it should carry the banner. "Ranger Praised For Respon- sible Objectivity." To !be Editor: Now I'm convinced that liberals cannot think at all, let alone think objectively! Last week I submitted a let- ter to the editor, the purpose of which was to excoriate the liberal and Democratic phi- losophies, specifically eco- nomic, which have placed America In the position which seriously jeopardizes the fu- ture of this nation. The ludicrous nature of liberal thought, I pointed out, Is to Ignore both the past fifty years of liberal economic policy which has brought us to our present condition as well as the responslbUity of the Democratic Congress which has refused to deal realistically with the prob- lem. Rather, liberals choose to place all the blame In the lap of Reaganomics. ThIs type of thlnkJng Is only an attempt by liberals to shift the blame for their own falled policies. YET! What was the banner placed above the letter? "Vote Against Reaganom- ics" . Now. anyone who is at a MAYBE HE COULD JUST MAKE A CRACK ABOUT "THESE KISS-AND-TEU. BOOKS. WE. WHITE HOUSE fORMULATES THE PRESIDENT'S REACTION10 THE REVEl..JXfION'THMHlS FORMER PRESS SECRETARY PUT WORDS IN HIS MOU'nI, UC examines legal drinking' age The following are news items submitted by the United pouncil office in Modi· son. United Council is the state student lobbying group. It represents over 150,000stu' dents ~on 23 of 'the' 26 cam' puses, fncluding' Parkside. The organization acts as- a liasGn between the students and the state government. This year UC has. lobbied againsf the -nomination of John Jarvis as student re- gent, lobbied for the 33 per- cent Student Tuition Cap, and fough for increased financial aids. . The State Assembly Affairs Committee held a drinking, age hearing to vocalize their position regarding the current drinking age of ,Tuesday; April 12. Rep. Tim Carpenter (D-MtI- waukee) is the author of' the bUl that would lower the legal drinking age to 19. The hear- Ing was not held to discuss- actual passage of the bill, but to emphasize the potential et- fects of lowering the drinking age. I At the hearing, Carpenter focused on three main points. He -sald the Legislature had made' a mistake by submit. ttng" to the federal govern- ment's "blackmail" to. raise .the drinking age. (The fed. eral government withheld highway money until the drinking age was raised. ) Also, Carpenter said, drtnk- ing is still going on. .. All rais- ing the drinking has done Is shift the drinking from bars to cars," he said. His third point was that l8-year-olds are ~old enough. to do every- thing but drink. "They have aU the rights of an adult ex. cept the right to drink," he said. Two members of the United Council testlfied on behalf of . lowering the drinking age. "Raising the drinking agj! has not stopeed l8-and 19. year-olds from drinking," said UC President AdrIaD Serrano. "Instead they're drinking In more dangeroun envtrrroments, and," he added. "they're still driving," 'Legtsrattve Affairs Direclor .Jim Smith told the commit- tee, "I think we've come loa rather sad point when certain 'groups would rather take a right away froma segment of . the population Ulan holdthem accountable to the responsib- lity of being an adult." . "Sobriety cannot be legis- lated,"> said Rep. Davld Clarenbach (D-Madlson). , j. Drunken driving is not a 'pheno/llena confined to the young. By raising the drink· Ing -age to 21, we have im· plied that age is the deter· mining factor in irresponsible social conduct." CIarenbach is one of. the co_sponsors of the bill. United Council and Carpen· .ter request student support~ their efforts to get the b passed during the next legis- lative session. Jon And~rson Editor's Note: OOPS! Security chief retires counterparts occurs on other campuses." He went on to say, "L'Il miss Parkside-; I've enjoyed my experiences here. " by Jon Hearroa Ronald Brinkman, who has been the director of Campus security since 1971, will be stepping down from this post in the Parkstde community at the end of the semester. Before coming to Parkside, Brinkman served under the Attorney General in Madison with the Wisconsin Council of the Criminal Justice system. He began his career with the Racine Police Department in 1957. By the time he left the Racine P.O., just over 12 years later, he had risen to the rank of lieutenant. Brinkman has seen may changes in Parkside over the course of his 17 years here. Not only has he served under- the administrations of three different chancellors, but he has also seen the security de- partment evolve from merely a campus pollee group to an organization overseeing park- Ing and transportatlon, the locksmith shop, and the dis- posal of hazardous materials. When asked his feelings about leaving, Brinkman said, "I have some very deep and mixed emotions." On one hand he feels "It Is time for me to step down and let new ideas lead on." On the other hand, Brinkman regrets to be leaving under Chancellor Sheila Kaplan's administra- tion. He believes U1e univer- sity will greatly Improve under her Ieaderehfp. Over the years, one of the things about Parkslde that has Impressed Brinkman the most has been the maturity of the student body. Accol'dlng to Brinkman. "There isn't a fraction of the destruction on this campus as I hear from Examin'e black women novelists this fall in English 467 RANGER Editorial Staff Ranger IS wntten and edlt~d by students of UW-ParkSlde, who are solely responsible for Its ed~O~ r:- ey and content. It IS published every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breakSa days. . 55 /I Letterstotheeditorwillbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double-spacedand350words',:~ v.ih- letters must be SIgned. With a telephone number inclUded for verification purposes. NamesWI held upon request. -. .. _.- f Rangerreservesthe"ghttoeditlenersandrefusethosewhicharefalseand/orde-.. r amatory. j--" , ,.,,~~'H General Staff TDeadlineforalileners,andclassifiedads is Mondayat 10a m forpublication. ....nc ~ Ken AehI. Jason Caspers. Dan Chlllpetla, Denise hursday. '. . CCuec ... L:~~n~~~~:::;:n~~~:k~~~Vjfm All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW-Par1<side, Box 2000. Ke- ~'IP Maastricht, Dewn Meila.nd. Doc Ma.IIory. John Marter. Ken ,~osha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- ~ McCray. DOOJg McEvoy. Leura Pestka. Maria Rinu. 80bbi mg) . •• ';;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::Jo:Sia:,,,:.:w:_=So='~:~="=:- ...:. ---""'-:- Jenny Carr Editor KellyMcKissick News Editor AmyH. Ritter News Editor Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Randy lecounl.., Sports Editor Dave McEvoy..........•......... Photo Editor John Kehoe Asst. Photo Editor Robb luehr. Copy Editor Business Staff Jon Hearron Bu&inessManager Steven R. Picazo Operations Manager Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 28, April 21, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Sets Diversity goals Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Feb. 2,1989 o Vol. XVII, No. 17 ParksidesetsDiversitygoals-- EOC embarks on new program with UAW !111~-effortto meet the De- ~for Diversity obligations sellorth by UW-System last Ap\1l Parkside has released 11\ uiterim report outlining 1---- tIl8 major goals that the eampushopes to achieve with regard to Improving minority etlueatlon.. The goals presented In the -.port reflect both "the man- ilitesset forth In the UW Sys- Imn Design for Divesity ini- 1Ia1lve...(and) the institution- al values tmpltctt in the histo- ry of this campus ... " as slated in the report sum- mary. Included in the objectives 1----- were the establishment of a culturally diverse campus en- vlronment. a multi-cultural L ---' course currlculum, -cultural programming to promote ~ess, and increased re-: eriIltmentand retention goals cover the spectrum of chal- lenges that Parkside Is facing In "...playing its part in the UW System's Design for Di- versity initiative. II According to the report, this represents only the be- ginning In iulfulling Park- side's committment, and re- mains flexible to change as necessary. "We do not regard this plan as final or complete, and we have tried to build into it the capacity to change and adapt. As we look Into the future, we can say with some confidence what we intend to do over the next few years, but our plans for ten years hence are inevi- tably less exact. to Despite the effort required to meet these challenges, the report concludes with an opti- mistic tone: llWe want to take that diversity as our challenge and make it one of our strengths." by Geraldtoe Murawski The Educational Opportu- nity Center (EOC) has re- cently established a program In cooperation with the Union of Auto Workers (UAW) at the Chrysler Cooperation to help the unemployed get Into education. The program proVIdes as- sistance in filling out college appllcatlons, counseling, seminars and career work- shops, and tutoring, accord- Ing to Anthony Brown, direc- tor of EOC. EOC Is not solely representing Parkslde hut Is working in cooperation with Gateway and Carthage. EOC has also set up a pro- gram targeted to encourage high school students to attend college prtmarliy In the Keno- sha and Racine area, with Milwaukee as a secondary area. Brown says their goal Is to reach more than 1,000high school students (Ideally those from low income families and those who would be first gen. eration college students) quaillled for college, and to encourage and inform them of college opportunities. EOC Is providing counsel- ing for the high school stu- dent, workshops on time man- agement and effective study habits, helping them find the college that provides their needs and connecting them with information on college admlltance and financial ald. Brown Is also hoping to Inslf- tute a tutorial service prima- rily In math and science for high school students consider- Ing attending college. Ideally Brown hopes to map out the progress of the students thoughout high school and 11"l",,,,,,,,,,,fll,, 'n, ~\" III Design for DI\'crsity • ,,_ ....._ ...a.- " __ "'1iIww _I,'" • Anthony Bro~n would be there to direct them to a college future. ~.program Is Identical to the Talent Search Program sponsored by the Federal government but it does not in- clude the Southeastern W1s- consln ......... PreaenUy there 18 not funding for the pro- gram 80 eervtcea are being provided by EOC. Brown would like to see vol- unteers or work study stu- dents of Parkslde go to the high schools In the aitemoon. High school students could then Identify with Parkslde through tutuorlal help they would receive. Interested stu- dents should contact Anthony Brown, director of EOC. EOC will also be conducting financial aid workshops to as- stst Parkslde students In fill- ing out financial aid forms and examining options on Feb. 1. 1~,Mar. I, 1~, 29. Apr. 12, and 26, 3 p.m.-4 p.m. In the WLLC ZIt. Call EOC for further information. ll63·2648. (Including revised financial aid policies), among others. These goals are intended to rflifion cap .and drinking age: UC priorities uor violations while your in college. but potential employ- ers could frown upon hiring employees who have liquor arrests on their record. This could seriously hinder a stu- dent from advancing his or her career." Jan. 24 marked the begin-. DIng of the 1989-90Wisconsin legislativelesion. In this ses- BIon,the state legislature will 4sbale many Issues that are. Of concern to the students of tliIs slate. United Council PresidentJim Smith said that amongthe bllls that students are supPOrtinginclude a tui- tion cap at 33 percent of In- eIluClionai costs for UW in stole undergraduates and a' tepeaI of the twenty -one year old drinking age. Smith said IlIathe expects both of these Issues to be a focus of debate by thelegislature. . out as the group to blame Widespread alcohol problems on!' A recent report from the Departments of Transporta- tion and Haith and Human Services show that drunk driving fatalities have gone down in .... a11 categories; t The report also states that rais- ing the drinking age has not acted as a serious ~eter,:ent to drinking among;, Juveniles and young adults. The re- port showed a 20 percent de- crease in arrests for driving under the influence by 18-20 ear-olds from 1984-87 and a ~earlY 300percent Increa~e In arrests for liquor law VIola- tions Over 25,000 people unde~ 21 were arrested for liquor law violations In 1987. "We've ~lked with several law enforcement officials w~o feel that the drinking ale th~ not taken serIously an e is feel that most ofe:':g tll~uor wasted by. proc f tracking violations Inatea.d 0 ald "It I " grntth s . crimina s, any stu- (21) has al~~o~a~~ ~uthOrity dents quest for the law and and respec " those who enforce it. United Council Is looking for "massive" student sup- port for this bill when the legislature begins debating the drinking age. "If students aren't willing to get active and-voice their opinion about the drinking age, II will re- main at twenty-one. We have been the target of blame for a serious societal problem and if we aren't willing to work to get the right to drink back, we will seal our fate with our silence," Smith said. "Stu- dents support tough. drunk driving laws, designated. driver programs and In- creased education and alcohol awareness programs, but we also support the right to drink for adults. The nineteen and twenty year olds of Wisconsin are adults." "Last year. the tuition cap came Within one day of pas- sage," Smith said, •'we hope to have the same bl-partlsan BUpport that We received last 8pr1ng." The cap would tie the cost Of tuition Increases in the UW th -System to percentage of e UW budget that is spent OMnstructingstudents. A repeal of the 21 year-old drinking age Is llkely to stir ~ much .debate In the State Pltol this .session. Smith Bald,"there's no doubt that raiSing the drinking age has ~atsedsome serious questions this state. As students. we are seen as responsible ~noughto go In debt with stu- ent loans, buy property, raise Children, and serve our country. but we were picked The bills (AB-19/SB-19) have bben sent to the Assem· bl Committee on Excise and F:es and the Senate Commit- tee on Labor, Business, Insur- ce Veterans, and Military 'A'ffairs and Is expected to be given a pUbl~Chearing some· time this sprmg. din to Smith, stu- , Accor hog are arrested for dents w. 1 tions risk" severe liquor VIaa ffectsfrom those long ttes~r;tItemay seem like no arres . Ie of liq- big deal to ge~ a coup - - 2 Thursday, Feb. 2, 1989 Ranger lour view The other side of the coin ... Professors rubbing students the wrong way For the two issues previous to this, the Counselor's Oor- ner has dealt with the topic of student behaviors that are inappropriate for the college setting and are therefore counterproductive. There Is a fIIpslde to this topic: the proverbial "other side of the coin," If you will. It can only be a small number of students that has never experienced a semester during which one professor or another (or all of them) did one thing or another (or everything) that somehow had the effect of "rubbing you the wrong way. H Professors are, for the most part, human; they make mistakes and have character flaws as everyone does. Be that as It may. many professors d1splay actions a:n d attitudes that are, to varying degrees, less than eonduarve to the learning environment. The Ranger \1&8, for the past couple weeks, solicited re- apon.ses from you In regards to professor behaviors that, much as the inappropriate 'student activities of the CowI.Ielor's Comer, are unfit for the college setting. The toUowlng are the most common responses. • I.,ecturlng without allowing time for questions. Not only does this prevent tmportant quesllona from being an- swered, It aI80 handicaps the learnlng experience for the students. • Assuming what you know and don't know. Professors are not mind readers. • Talking down to students. I'm the professor, you're the student; I'm the teacher, you are the learner. There w1l1be no line crossing. • Uncourteous behavior to students. • Late to class or not showing up at all. This Is especial- ly lnconvenlent for students who have to drive a great dis- tance to Parkslde. • Exceeding the set class time. For one thing, this is callously unfair to students who may have another class or a job to go to immediately after class. • Not adhering to the syllabus. • Not adhering to office hours. If a professor designates a time when they will be available for students, is it not their responsibility to maintain this schedule? One obstacle to effectively communicating class mate- rial to students may be that most professors are not re- quired to take courses in teaching methods and practi- cum. This Is somewhat of a irony seeing as education majors are required to take this type of coursework. What this means is that most professors learn how to teach on the job. The process of higher education is not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. On the other hand, each semester is culminated with most students knowing more than they did the semester before. It Is true that students and professors are on opposite ends of the learning spectrum (students are receivers, professors are broadcasters), but is this any reason at all for both types of participants in the arena of education not to attempt to better facilitate the learning process? These articles are not run to make a mockery of the higher education experience; Instead. the purpose Is to facilitate a dlalogue on the subject of classroom communication. People, both student and instructor, often do not see their shortcomings. The Ranger hopes that by pub1lshlng class- room hindrances to learning (from both sides of the podi- um) some of these problems can be resolved. ANDI WOULDWANTMY E ~~ER TO HAVE THAT SAM ~ fiobocty ~skeQ..me bUr·· Who says bookstore Burt Reynold's hair line. If you are the student who purchases their books the day before class, because of pro-: crastination or for reasons beyond your control, you know what new book prices· can amount to. The depress- ing aspect of the unavoidable investment is that as soon as two weeks pass, you can count on your books depreci- ating at least 50 percent or more. Don't worry about keeping them free of marks or outlining, because it won't make any difference when it's time to return them. by Curt Sbircel There is a virus infecting every student at Parkside. It could be best described as a cold virus, because it is una- voidable and makes it pres- ence felt twice every semes- ter. The effects of this virus can be treacherous, a child going to sleep hungry, a coid house, candles as the only means of light. What virus could' be so devistating? If there is a name, it would be _FolletBookstore. The ridiculous manipUlation of the students by the FolIet Bookstore is just another ex- ample of how a company monopoloizes a market that is depended on every semester by thousands of people. The students are constantly sub- ject to enormous prices for new or used books, the return rates for used books are even more ridiculous, and, to gaff a netted fish, they lure you to sell your books back to them with a contest as phony as isn't a rip-off? If you are one of the few. the proud, the used book buyers, the insult is just as great. Although you may save a few dollars, what is It that you are actually purchasing? A book cluttered with notes and outlining that. unless dis- continued, will surely be. passed along for years to come. Each year, with the possibility of the book being discontinued, the . return decreases the maximum use of the book. If have been disc come fond of lh the bookstore purchase them- ba Ah yes, the store rip-off (ex my lack of pro the bookstore s has been ignored ministration whlcti posed to be prot best interests of the the same students sponsible for the this University is The issue cannot looked. If this buisness is perm we as students n evaluate exactly that we hope gain at in our quest for and well being. I can only hope Parkside_ a takes action in re issue. BOOkstore manager responds to' story To the Editor: ff" b . We feel we must respond to ~ eca~se it contains many terview m~ for a the article "Students feel ~cc~aCles. the Mil!ion Dollar A book store contest was a rip- ted anger reporter re- Sweepstakes game ques an appointment to in- See Bookstore, EDITORIAL STAFF ~="'.::::::::::::::::::::::.~"= ~ Pacc8golOla .Assl. News Editor Loura _ Entertainment Editor Jen .lemmennann 5pons Editor K9V1nZirke4bach., Copy Editor John Kehoe •................••........... Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. D'Acquisto elected new SWEA state president Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document by Jon Hearron Editor·in·Chief Dude,party at Parkside - bring the Miller EdItor's Note: This article llJIpe&red In the April 6, 1989, lis•• of the Badger Herald, one 01 UW·Madison's two stu. dent newspapers. by John Zipperer Ba~ger Herald As if the world needed a demonstrationof Why some POOpledon't go to UW-Madi- son, students at Parkside haveopened therr mouths and Screamedtheir ignorance for ~ lherest of us to witness. Thts past week the Park. ~ide Student Government Issued a press release prais- Ing Mlller BreWing' compa- ?Y',~ recent "Spring Break 89 ad Campaign. Surely you remember that ad. It .fea- luredhalf-naked women, jun. lor·high school attempts at sexualhumor (how to tell if a man Is well.endowed, etc.J, and tips on how to ..scam babes." It created sueh a ~ror on the Madison campus wt t Mmer killed the nation- de campaign and publicly ~POloglzed. The Wisconsin tudent Association waged a ~InI'boYcott of Miller, 'and n realened to boycott the I ewsPaper that ran the of· endingad. • altPologies and excuses flew overthe place and every- :e reaffirmed their commit. in ~t to Work against sexism 10 e future. WSA went back l1UzZllngMiller Lite. '!'hen the student govern. ment of Parkside climbed back- from over the edge of the earth where it had disap- peared many years ago. And what deep, sensitive state- ment dldUW-P make as its coming-out speech? ., [We] would like to com- mend Miller Brewing compa- . ny on their Spring Break '89 ad campaign. We found it humorous and interesting." According to Jay Lewan- dowskl, president of UW-P's student government, the press release was issued by him and approved by the rest of his student g~vernment. With that many mmds work- ing on it, it is astonishing hoW little intelligence was trans- ferred to paper. • After stating that 'w.e, be- l' eve that United CouncIl s ... ;nd the UW-Madison Student . tlon's condemnatlOn ASSOCla f the advertisement was way o I'" the statement be- out of me, . t h'l ious· downngh I ar . ~.~es believe that everytone has the ri~~~:o ~r~~;h:i::~ er they aranteed time. This right Is gu dment b the.( sic J fIrst amen .. r the U.S. Constitution. . o L wandowskl If he I asked e· t that clafm. was serious abou I told him He said he was. t did tl:1at the First Amend~e~t all not protect all sP::~t did. I ti~es. He.tsa~fctX,t. He's as. saId no I, at UW-Madl- parkside., I ~ a coincidence. son. Tha f t ~"sday night, the As 0 had not U}V-P ~ crusaders new SWEA state president tremendous success and brought Parkside state.level recognition. As state president, D'Ac. quisto is looking to buuc upon the existing foundation of SWEA member universities and colleges across the state. The more members there are, the more people that wUJ benefit. "I think this is such an excellent group (for education majors). It Is so beneficial for individuals going into this profession," said D'Acqulsto. heard from Miller, or anyone else for that matter. I was the first person to call them about it. Given the general lack of Interest in UW-P and what Its student representatives have to say, one must ask why they even bothered to ls~ue the press release in the first place. Lewandowski said hiS campus' paper has not cov· ered it. It was not even an issue on their campus. In fact the issue did not in any way' affect Parkside until they opened their mouths and reminded all of us why they should keep them shut. What a brave mIssion UW· P has chosen for itself. Some schools dedicate themselves to eradicating racism and . m of pushing Intellectu- seXIS , finin the al curiosity and re ~ugh students who pass them. UW_Pllrkslde has dedi· See Brew, page 3 magazines and group. a support pollUcs, playing wtth them. ...Iocklng horns with the big. shots." Of Parkslde, 0' Acqulsto has a great deal of pral e. She believes that Parksld of' fers education students more than many of the larger tnsu- tutions while not recetvtng the recognition It deserves. In addition, she will serve as a voting member on the Wisconsin Education Assccta, tlon's board of directors. The Wisconsin Education Assc. is the parent organization of SWEA and Is affiliated with the National Education As. sociation (which is the largest lobbying organization In the country). D'Acquisto is looking for- ward to both graduating from Parkslde this May and taking on the responsiblllties and challenges of state president. "It'll be rantasttc . and an in. credible experience." corn- mented D'Acquisto, "I like - "...·.....·6J·, ...I~~I..~'A.., .. ,.'.I.. Lewandowski's memo is source of controversy "What I'm really thrilled about is that Parkslde is being put on the map ...people are golng to see that we're not ju t a pup unlverslty In the comer or the state At thla school. we're not a num T~ we're a person:' sa1d O'Ac~ qutsto. "Parksld 19 turning out quality stud nta." We believe that t;nlted Coun. ell's condemnation of this ad vert1se.ment 11 an lnfrtnge. ment of your rlgh to rre dom or the pre ... We do how. ever agree lhat 80m or the material may have be n on- strued sa sexist and orren. stve, but, t.hia does not give them or anycne the right to Infringe on your rreedom Of thepre . At this Ume I would Uk to condemn the acUona taken by the nlted CouncU and th UW·.ladlson tUd nt Associ • Uon as a blatant vlolatlon of the first amendm nt of th II.S. ConsUtuUon ce, United Council Stud nt Govemm nt PreaI. dents ChanceUor bella Kaptan UW·MadJaon tud nt soc1ation Badger H rald '.'ladison CardJnal parkslde'a not-too- long-ago defunctand recently revital- ;zed Student Wisconsin Education Association (SWEA)has given rise to SWEA's newly elected state president, Dawn D'Acqulsto. She willassume her new r-e- SJIllIISibllltieson June I, 1989. In Springof 1988 O'Acquisto broughta new attitude to SWEA.O'Acquisto has seryed on thelocal level of SWEA as presidentthroughout the 1988- 89 academic year. She organ- ized and coordinated a state- According to D'Acquisto, Wideworkshop that has SWEA provides excellent hosted . by Parkside. The. pre-professional experience educationworkshop was a Dawn D'Acquisto via workshops, pamphlets, r',.,."'"""" , , ,. ..... Inside ••• P... 2••• ...... Is ,.. '.... on I' to .tull.n" Pag.4.•• A book ........ p... S•••· ... 0....... *. hOllf? 1'8.. 7_ ......... IpMSZ Sparte To: Miller Brewing Company Advertising Department From: Jay Lewandowski. President, Parkslde Student Government Association Inc. Re: Spring Break Advertise. ment As President of the Student Government or Parkslde I would like to commend _ {iller Brewing Company on theLr . Spring Break '89 ad cam- paign. We found It humorous and Interesting. I would also Uke to stale that we believe that United CouncU Of Unl· versity Of Wisconsin Student Governments' and the UW· Madison Student Asaocla- tlon's condemnation of the ad· vertisement was way out of Une. We believe that every- one has the right to print whatever they want at any given time. This right Is guar. anteed by this first amend- ment of the U.S. ConstltuUon. 2 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger l ourvmw I L..;...------ Where is the University's responsibility to students? Who's looking out for me? I'd like to share a real life story with you. This story began over two months ago and has yet to reach an end. Be forewarned: It Is not a happy story; It Is taking place right here, at Parkslde; It should make.you mad. A young women living In the Res. Halls was attacked by her supposed boyfriend. an athlete attending Parkslde on scholarship. This incident took place In February of this year. They had apparently been seeing each other for sev- eral weeks. Though It would be Inappropriate and frui- tless to disclose the "cause" of the assault, the effects are plain for all to see. The aftermath of the assault was a broken nose, numer- ous contusions, blood. and the memory of threats to be fulfilled. Campus pollee. the Kenosha Sheriffs Depart. ment, the Kenosha Distrtct Attorney's office and the Of- flee of Student Life were notified. Crtmlnal charges are being pressed. A traumatic and emotional experience has fallen vtctlm to due process under the bureaucratic way. Two months after the incident the outcome of the case Is still pending. All the while her assailant has remained at Parkside, par- ttclpating In athletics, going to classes. living In the apart- ment upstairs from her. What kind of educational environment has been created in which a man can attack a woman and she must live under his shadow for two months while proceedings pro- ceed? Who's protecting who? Where Is the University's sense of responsibility to Its students? by Jun Hearrun Nobody asked me, bot ... Responsibilities, priorities - which is more important? by Jon Hearron I was once asked which Is more Important: responsibil- Ities or priorities. Sounds like a mind twister, eh? Well, my response was this: neither. In order to be content with yourself, the two must be equals. If you are responsible for certain tssks either at home or work, shouldn't these tasks also be your prtorltles? Similarly, lf a boyfriend/girl- friend becomes a priority In you life, shouldn't you also assume greater responsibility (and be accountable) for ac- tions that affect that person? In addition to there being no difference in the impor- tance of these two elements, It should also be pointed out that many, if not most, reo sponslbllIties as weil as prt- orltles are chosen by the Indi- vtdual him or herself. Only In rare instances does anyone other than yourself select your responsibilities and pri- orities. If this is true, then why do so many not fulfill reo sponslbllIties they have chosen to take on and observe the accompanying priorities they've set for themselves? A large part of the unlver- slty experience Is taking reo sponslblllty for yourself., learning to pull your own weight. Be that as It may, there seems to be a whole lot of people that haven't figured that out. Everyone likes to make decision/commitments; how many are willing to bear the responsibility that comes with such decisions/ commlt- ments? ... UCcontinues fight to lower drinking age ~y of the arguments were old news, but two new points have surfaced at the center of this perennial con- troversy; the decline In drunk driving accidents, and the potential loss of federal high. way funds. "The drinking age issue has gone beyond the rights arguments and become a matter of money, pure and simple," said Smith; "If that's the case, then' let's go The other side of this issue, find some money." the decrease in underage The money he Is talking drunk driving by 50%, also about Is $13.7 million In fed- . came under heavy fire. About 600 people flocked to the state capitol Tuesday, April 11, to debate wiscon- sin's 21 year old drinking age, according to Jim Smith, president of United Council. llWe had a good balance of about 300 students, 200 Tav· ern -' league members, and about 100 MADD mothers and supports of 21. It was a great turnout for this all Important first hearing. The tremendous student turnout was testi- mony to the strong, organized opposition we have to 21." eral highway aid that would be withheld If Wlsconslnre- turned Its drinking age to 19. "How long Is the Wisconsin Legislature going to give in to these federal blackmail taco tics?" .remarked Eric Bor- gerding, United Council legis- lative affairs director. IIThis $13.7 million, which Is equtva- lent to 22 miles of highway, Is the only reason we' have a 21 year old drinking age, the only reason." "We didn't pass 21 to save lives, we passed it to save money. If these funds could be made up in some way, our drinking age would change very quickly. We would easily have the votes." Smith agreed, "It's pretty sad when the federal government can trample all over the Tenth Amendment and states' rights over 22 miles of hlgh- 'way. What whim of Washing- ton will be next?" "What the Department Transportation conve falls to tell you Is that driving preventive edu spending has Increased since we raised the age. A majority of this being targeted at the high-school audience," Borgerding. "And let'~ forget," Smith con "Wisconsiil has some 0( most stringent drunk drI laws in the nation. If ~ age drinking Is just as pant as before the change, how can we~ credit the 21 year old Ing age with the dec drunk driving? It's now j case of underage drink driving drunk. They •sponslbly breaking the Though action In the and Fees Committee expected for a few United. Council will bs centratlng on plans to the lost highway hopes that the bills taken up on the floor In the Fall Ie session. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ...........•....•.•..•.•... Editor-ifl<Chief Kellie Paceagnella , News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Jsff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gasl. Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubnar , Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins -:-:Business Manager Brad Behling ........•..••• AdvertIsIng Representative John Marter Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF ' David Boyd, Dave Oebish, Christine Dejno Abu Hassein. Felix Konklin, Sharon Krause Ma"rio L~~iux, Jeff lewis, Dawn Mailand. Chuck Might, Vickie Pundsack, Scott Singer. louie Tenore, Bill Topper, Rob Twardy. Daniel Valliil. . RangeriswrittenandeditedbystudentsofUW·Parf<slde.whoaresolelyresponsiblefor itS . cy and content. It IS pubhshed every Thursday during the academic year except over bf88kS days. . LetterstotheeditorwiUbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double·spacedand 350 wordS or h lettlde~ must be siuned, With a telephone number inclUded for verification purposes Names" e uponrequest. ... f Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- amatory. . . T~~~~~:'forailletters.andclassifiedads,IsMondayat 10 a.m, forpublication Ailcorrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto:Ranger.UW-Parl<side Box 2000. Ke- noshaWI53141.Telephone 414/553·2287 (Editorial)or414/553-2295 (Advertis- mg). sadgers pounce on UW-P's student gov't srew,trompage1 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF t,ditselftobeerandbabes. VAN G<;>-GOON THE BEACH ca ()lOi party at their place. U th,y are to be taken af fhOIr word-that they are q:OO AM ...IOPE.N M':I 6'::lE!; IlIiY defending freedom of . Q·.2SI'lM- 1~\T UP. . speech-then they are just "\:.ti.~M- l.fJlLL 61\(,11, A~LE.EP. pJaJnwrong. No one sought to q.'t':>.AM-ICRAWt..OUn-A B"O een sor either Miller or the "'. ... newspaperthat ran the ad on Q:5SAM- \ ~TI\ND UP Ibiscampus, However, both 10;00 AM- t.HOW ... COLO Pli"ZA .erecondemned for their ac- HALFA I!>VIl,RITO I\NO JA Ll'IPeJ;;;O 1iOJlB, and no one-not even .. POfATO Cli IPl:l.! the beSt NRA or ACLU law. 1,0:.30. A~·. ~ffiO FO~ THf.6f.F!1CH .. "IS-could find a clause In . ~.;)S.AM TQPOO~M-MI"I.l.£R.LI"'& lbeFIrst Amendment ban- '. ri'lRT8. 5~AM '6Ae.E.£>: .... ...... ~r.co:~t from Park. .' .~~g' ~M~H~!'lD.TO 11-\6M I i.\.f.R.' dd"S Campus . Crusaders? , '. '. c:.E-f :,DUM\>OFF·eMPTlES; -: ,.'- He re's an Item for them: the .... c.'c.' A· M C u::A41CJJ:lTH6S, ',. .' . I rt .;.' "' •. BAe.~·.:", ,.,.. \-":"':;';"";"-,.-,d :=~e p~:~;:em~:f;:'g s a~ ".';-I:Q~·pillJ'JQ1:.00PM-':' ~ton's Lawrence Univer.·.' . MILJ.,E.A.~UINe·'· .: dty, Them inutes of the meet.,'· " O.R~Fr, PART.I:l/ .' ....... "SC'AM 8AD."'S " inlincludeoplans for a party : •..':; .......•.. '....... ::: . .: .' . /'..; _ ,....~--:. • -( .' dubbed"Rape a Dee Gee," to.:;':. :1.0~PM~.Ct:l0~.... ::.> ';;'"-:'.. '.-'; .:..';- be held with the Lawrence ... " .·....•. COl.l)Plll;P\, 1-\1\(;1'- A ~UIl.RITO AIIIO ~:,.:: ''1 d1apterof the Della Gamma' : ,',.. ' ,)At~O'POl'A'fO CHIPS .~,., .. ,<:: IOrarily.The Sentinel quoted " ··;"l:IO,PMTO,·Wc\J#!.I~",C:~lAr5E· .. -. , lb' minutes; "Discussion of ...... ':T/1E.BI:\I\S·'LPT5·.0F.M'1.1.~,'· .,.,\ "'" 00 bash at 9: 00 Friday was o.~ .""-"" discussed,Again the unoffl· • clal name is 'Rape a DG, t however,not to be the sexlst,- w, must officially call It IOmethinglike 'put it on a 00," since they probably don'tknow what the hell that reallymeans anyway." Now I to those of us who are outsideof the UW·P intellec- This Is an example 01 the Miller advertisements being referred to. lual circles, the Rape Party. is extremely offensive. The frIltemity should be con. demned,and Lawrence offl. claIs should look into bump· ing It off campus. If, at the most cynical, the Lawrence frat boys can't even fake BeRsitivltyon sexism issues they are beyond hope. . '.' Jay Lewandowski and his Campus Crusaders would probably disagree' with me. I suspect they would issue a statement like this: "We found the fraternity's 'Rape a Dee 'Gee" party idea a funny and exciting proposal. No one should step on their Constltu· tlonally protected right to be· have like inhuman beasts, and we condemn anyone who criticizes these boys. We hope they invite us, too." For the first time in a long while, I am actually proUd of the UW~Madison for the tur- moil it's going through. With all of our infighting and nJt· picking in our public debates over racism and sexism. we never issue a congratulatory letter to Larry Flynt and P.W. Botha. SOCsponsors AIDS/STD info center b . f STD . - addition to drop·box whJch will allow stu· y Kellle Paccagnella ~~~~:. ~bout ~~. The pam. dents and faculty to write News Editor phlets were obtained through down questions they may the National AIDS clearing have about particular dis- house, the Racine Health De- eases. Israel-Casey said the artment, and Parkside's stu· questions will then either be ~ent Health Center. Israel· answered by a doctor or Casey said all three sources licensed nurse. In to blain helpful In Anyone wish g 0 havel~ege~eV~~mittee with literature on AIDS of STDs is prav . ti welcome to the material. Is- up-to-: te ~~%~o~ ~~.the in- rael-Casey said the pamphets Ano er land will be a will be updated periodically. formation s Students and faculty will now have literature on Ac. qUlred Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) and Sex. ually Transmitted Diseases ISThiTDs)readily accessible. . s Is a project organized and COOrdinatedby the AIDS • ISTD Information Commit. teeUDderthe Student Organi- zationCouncil's (SOC) direc- ~on,According to Mara Beth olrael.Casey, vice president IJw SOC, the recently placed In ormation stand Is located 1 ~e L·llevel of the library; ~s inside the entrance. Is. ~-easey feels there is a .. ng need for a service to hich proVides information ,~cernlngAIDS and STDs. ~IhWtth the new problems lh AIDS, and because of IVe age·old problem of STDs, e have to learn how to pre- =~nlthem. We already know t out them, now we have to h'Y and educate people on 'Wowto prevent them, and hat the symptoms are'" Is- rael·Casey stated. la~e Information stand con- s Pamphlets on various -QWIISKIUS EVAWATION SYSTIM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH. Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-On- One instruaion, flexible •schedules. ee" 'enllAt Merrick.... in_ e.nter I. Typing 2. 0010 EnlTy 3. Mull;rnote •. WordSlor 5. WordP.rfit<1 6. Oi,ployfWri1e 3 1.0-801. lit Plul 8. Lolut 1·2·3 TUTORIAL SOfTWARE PACKAGES ~~MERRlCK g BUSINESS CENTER ~ A DNISJOIl 01 Metrcl Consu/lat1IS. ttc. for further Information 14'4) 65.... 54 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 3 UW-SP paper ordered to apologize by gov't CompUedby Kelly Paccagnella New8 Editor marks, profanity and sexual. Iy suggestive cartoona. Action was lOught by SGA on the evening before the Unl- verslty of Wisconsin System Board of Regenta approved an administrative rule that allows campuses to punIah people or organizaUons for comments or acUons that were belleved to be offensIve to mlnor1t1es, women or eth- nJc groups. Gabrielle Wyant· Perillo, editor of the lJIudenl·funded newspaper, had encouraged students to submit article on "any topic, In any words, wlth the guarantee that they would not be censored." The actions of SOA com. menced alter Republlcan caucus C'haJrman Robert T. Welch wrote a letter to acting Stevens Point Chancellor Keith Sanders. Welch con. demned the Issue and urged a complete Investigation of the incident. The UnJverslty of Wisconsin ·Stevens Point student news. paper has been ordered to apologize for comments and cartoons it Included In an un- censored edition or risk losing student government eever- tlsements. reported the Osh- kosh Northwestern. With a 2(}.5 vote by the Stu. dent Government Assocta- tion's senate. The Pointer was ordered to print an apolo- gy In lis_next Issue. If The Pointer were to refuse to print the apology they would lose all advertisements paid for by the student govem. ment. The disciplinary acllon was in response to a M.a.rch 9 un· censored Issue of '!be Pointer, which allegedly con. laIned racist and sexist reo Style Cut Special. Includes: Shampoo, conditioning cut and style fmish. Bringthat salonfeeling home ''lth you. Ask yourstylistabout The &eries professionall;neofbair (Me procluca. And out for yourself wlJy people keep coming back to COITCUII"~ KENOSHA • SUnnysocle ~ng Cent .. 8038-22nd Ave 652-6440 • Factory OuUet Genter n1,.,2Oth Avenue •• 75-t200 • K-Mart Plaza .-124-92nd StretM. 651..e2OO RACINE '_PIaza 2710 5 G,.., Bay Ad ~SI 371S Doogau A... f3t..S353 ZION • 173 Plaza 1311 21. Street. 7.... 5350 4 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Week at the Park Thursday. April 20 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be shown at, 7:30 p.m. In the Union CInema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday. April 21 PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum n begins at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Call ext. 2564for tickets. Saturday, April 22 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be repeated at 8 p.m. In the Union CInema. PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" will be repeated at 8 p.m, In the Communication Arts Theatre. . Sunday, April 23 MOVIE: "Babette'« Feast" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 24 ROUND TABLE: "The Johnson Foundation Wingspread Fellows Program: History and Goals" by ,Charles W. Bray at 12:15 p.m, In the Union 106. The event Is free and open to the public. Tuesday. April 25 WORKSHOP: "Ooncepts of the Token Ring Network" at 1 p.m. In WLLC D117. Call ext. 2235for reservations. . OONOERT at 8 p.m. at the Atonement Lutheran Church In Racine featuring the Parkslde Chorale and Chamber Singers. Admission will be charged at the door. Wednesday, April 26 OONOERT at 1 p.rn. In CA D118 featuring the Parkslde Brass and Percussion Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. GAME SHOW: "The Boob Tube" begins at 9 p.m. In the Union Square. The event is free and open to the public and sponsored by PAB. This week's pick hit! On top of the charts with IBM PS/2 Model 30 286 Your Special Price- .PSGAplans to launchboo'k swap . Under the direction of Tom divisions. As present Rosier and Rebacca Wells the have It, th}'re will be a~ book swap Idea Is taking a day swap every August ..._ new course. Previous' at- Ing registrations In addl~ tempts to coordinate a book to every January. - exchange program met with The initial operational ..... failure as the result of va- expected to be Incurred"" rlous Internal organizational student government iii snafus. This time around, ac- under $100. ..,. cording to Rosier, "It's going to work. There are very few projects going on In student government right now, and this is a major one." Different from previOUS at- tempts to operate a book swap, the present plan Is to offer students a posting board where announcements of books for' sale can be placed. Students will be offered an or- ganized listing of books for sale by other students as well as an avenue of selling their used books for a better return than the Follett Bookstore of- fers. According to Rosier, there are plans to have a semi-an- nual two-day book exchange extravaganza on the con- course. Areas along the con- course would be designated by major to accommodate the exchange of books be- tween students within various. """""""""""",1,,""""'._- Madison fights merchants over mascot..-... by Jon Hearron Edltor·In·Chief Though this semester Is winding to a close, Parkslde's student government is looking to - implement a campus-wide book exchange program by the end of April. . , Tom Rosier Complied By Kellie Paccagnella News Editor Retailers who have been ar- guing with the University of Wisconsin's commercial re- strictions of its cartoon mas- cot, Bucky Badger, have decided a federal court should resolve the issue, re- ported the Milwaukee Senti- nel. Douglas- J ohnson, vice president of the Wisconsin Merchants Federation (WMF). said the group would file suit In Federal Court. WMF is accusing the uni- versity of illegally charging companies for the use of Bucky _Badge.!:...and other unl- verslty symbols, which ap- peared on items ranging from T·shlrts to toilet seats. . According to Stuart Gullick- son, a UW law school profes- sor who is representing the Board of Regents, both sides are viewing the lawsuit as a friendly action. WFM isn't asking that the UW return the money it has collected nor. do they want a court Injunction to halt the transactions. "We simply want a judge to make a decision and tell us what 'parts of the program, if any, are legal and what parts are outside the scope of trademark laws," Johnson stated. According to a statement Earn more at'ECUI We'll get right to the point ... the percentaqe point ... and we give you' more points - higher rates - when you sav~ at ECU. Regular savings, IRA's Christmas, CD's, etc. ' Sharpen your pencil and sign up now! (~Ts) ~~l)W~\# §: :~'\'t servinin:~:u::~~oyees +'fhlSOft8fisl"",lIldlO~ied51l>de!llS.1l1CU11Vand51aHwhoOldiranlBMPSi2Uode1Q53().E21 8550'()31 8S70..f61 Talle t H II OtOOloreJu",,30. 1989. PrQSqUOI~dOnol'nQudesal8S .... 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WLLC·D150A 553·2235 from the federation ~ rtous university. names and graphics never registered by the of Regents with the federal governments. The five-year . allows Intercollegiate U merchandise of the proved by the unlversl collect one-third of the $100,000 annually, pl smaller subsequent sha.r't thur Hove, a chancellor' who Is In charge of the Ing program. claimS made $65.539 last yeatl gross receipts of $86.1l66. Johnson stated the stty expected to collect $200.000 a year from rangement. __ AlMIIlGII Rebecca Wells COLLEGE GRADUATES. THE AIR fORCE IS READY fOR YOU ... ... if you're ready for the Air Force. If you have your college degree, ,you may qualify for a rewording and challenging cereeroso n Air Force officer. For more infor- malion,call 1_800-423-USil F TOLL FREE ';i.almos t diploma time.. 0 .' Fear. of graduating by stu Rubner sohereyou are. You spend ywhere from four to maybe an (or even more) years siX klI1g toward your college .. r e and -in the final degretbS, you begin vto dread :' IJIOUghtof graduating, ~ "" jrOJlic. This certainly aue of everyone, but ling Is enough of a to enough people to II a reasonable topic for lor's Corner. 1(eIl1 students who expert- IIiIIJl \!ps fear don't recognize IIlINUch. It manifests itself _ commonly as a delay in jjirUng the job search pro- .... , They take additional _es to stay in school long. er, bangonto a part-time job (whichprobably isn't even closelyrelated to the major), get married or live with semeone and let the other personwork to earn money, kill time by staying at home, orsome combination of these. "I'll look for a job after I graduatewhen I have more . time" is an often voiced claim. So Is, "There's nothihg I can do with my major so I lhJhk I'll go next semester andtake some more classes." Or, "It's too late to start my job search now so I might as well wait." For what? ButWhy do so many have tbls fear of graduating? I talkedwith -loAnn Goodyear who heads up our Career Planning & Placement office. • For one thing there is a lot of risk· taking involved in lookingfor 'fa real job" that make. U8e Of the knowledge olld .kills ·acquired by going to college. After all, while you could mul up in the running lor a particular job· and even' tually land it, you also· stand a chance of being turned down and that hurts, especial· ly alter the time and money YOU've invested in your education. For some· people il'. iust easier not to apply for jobs at all than to apply alld be rejected. • .• Then again it may be dif· llCUUto pUll away from the college environment because 01what it offers: a structure alld Ihe routine that goes with U; friends; relationships; a Place to hang out· a scene tkat's less stressful, more com/orting, and freer than home. Human nature tends I~rd staying with the fa' nuliar and for some, ventur~ "g out into·what is perceived as the unknown is forboding. • And then there are gradu- ates WhO, despite having met Ihe reqUirements for the tnajor (or majors) still isn't .ure what they want to do Wilh themselves. A number of stUdents plug away fn some academic area while in col- lege Without giving it much Ihought and before they klWW It theY're about to graduate ,in an area theyJ re not commit- ~ed to., This situation doesn't Inspire a meaningful job search.; it 7 s tough to come across as sincere in a job in· terview when your heart just isn't in it. • And finally, despite their efforts, many graduating sea- iors are still looking for em- ployment as graduation ap· proaches. Many students really work at finding a job but for one reason or another (either valid or not so valid) they simply haven't been able to lock in suitable employ' ment by the time they are about to graduate. 1 say valid or not so valid because some students sort of set them· selves up to not find positions that interest them (there are lot's of excuses to turn down potential opportunities) or get turned down as a result of having inadequate cr~dent~ls or coming off poorly on the on- terview.- This fear of graduating is legitimate however, and those who experience 1t are not alone. My bet Is that every reader of this column knows at least one individual so im- mobilized. The real issue here Is how to deal with It. People who have be~n re- jected in various ways m th,e ast and those who haven t ~xperienCed a lot of successes in their lives are likely candi· dates. Everyone has a need to "be accepted, whether at. home, in a relationship, as a Ranger Thursday. Afx. 20. 19895 the ultimate in - Since you asked ... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner student inA a classroom, or when applying for a job. Most of us don't understand the forms rejection can take and the Impact It can have on our behavior. Those who are afraid of being rejected need to talk. about it with someone (such as a counselor) who can help them put things In perspective and establish an adequate level of self confi- dence and esteem. As tar as leaving the famili· arlty of college behind. a per- son has to confront the reality of moving on, experiencing new living conditions, and dealing with individuals here· totore unknown. Fortunately or unfortunately, most people can't stay in college forever, no matter how comfortable It Is. Here. too. talking with a counselor can help·-if the per· 'son wants to come to grips with this problem. One would hope that by the time a student was a sentor they would have some idea of what they wanted to do as graduation approached. Btlt for those who don't, or for those who have tried to obtain employment but hav~n't been successful (on some cam- puses it would be the kiss of death to be facing either of these situations. at Parkside there may still be hope), keep Ihe following In mind. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. M-W-Y 8:30-4:30 654-1366 T-TH 10-7 irony?--- • First a.nd foremost, visit the Career Planning and Placement office (WLLC D· 173) and get acquainted with the good supply of career in' formation they have availa· ble. They even have a com.- puter program named SIGl to help you with your career planning and e:l:pwra-Uon pro- cess. If you want~ you can also make an. appoin.tment to see Career Planning and Placement staff members JoAnn Goodyear or Beverly BurneU to lalk over your 8ftu· ation. • Don-'t pa.8S up any oppor- tunities for employment. If someone says as an offhand remark aSend me your reseme, " follow through with- out delay; and include a cover letter with it. o Family and friend8 sh<>ttId be considered a.s potentia l SOUTces of l.ead&. DOft. 't be afraid to ask fOT their advice and. a.1.Jf.!tance. W1I.l"n. it comes to getting a job by relyi"g on help from others~ the word pride ha6 lIet 10 be Invented. • Job openittgs come .... to the Career Pla"nf"1/ and Placement office d4i1I1. Stop bll a8 often (l$ neceUQTJI· And the staff there e""" refer 8t,,· dents to empwyen who have porition openinl/8. • DoK-'t lock 1:/OVrselj into OM 8peclr", po8i1ion; al· thoul/h your major mall ap· pear to be .ti"lI"lar in /OCtU, think about ",hat other po 8" biliti.e.s emt. TM Ca~er Planning and Placement atafl can help you sort. Ih'"1I8 oul. The boltom Une Is U1a.1U lUI a graduating senior you ha· ven't got a )Db yet or havent figured It all out yet you aren't alone! There Is h lp available but you need to seek It out Put your Ceara aside and get movtng . EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, I Coo 0 provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resum and CO\eT letters, QuahlY typesetting and disc storage capacaity. -.hkh enable\ tM- amomC'f to put their resume and CO\CT letter on file and the'n retne\e and dJ t to each specific company. Term papers and di.sscnations according to the APA ewdelin . lo-- cated at 245 Main SUett in Downto"n Racine. CaJI637-t997 rOt more details. WI' art hl"rt to mdl" )'Ou looT..tODd!!! Attention, Students Parkside Food Service would like to remind you to check your meal card balance. End of year is coming soon. Bulk purchases available at Mini-Mart. Meal cards are valid through May 12, 1989. Meal cards will not be accepted after this date. 6 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Parkside's"'* "Pur/2.le Dream: House of Pain" • • • Ch' Art prof wins award, takes competition In iceqo Dennis Bayuzlck, art pro- April 22. fessor at Parkstde, has been Bayuztck, a re~ogn~e~ named the recipient of the Midwest painter, s es . Frank DIMaria Award at the known for his two-dimenslon- 16th Annual Union League al paintings which Integrate Club Art Competition In Jungian psychology and sur- ChIcago, Ill. realist art. He holds a mas- Bayuzick Kenosha, was ter's degree in fine arts from awarded $2i5o for his airbrush the Ohio University School of palnllng entitled "Purple Art. Dream: House of Pain." The Other works of Bayuzlck .work was selected from 70 currently on exhibit include finalists chosen from 690 en- the 3rd annual Airbrush Ex- tries from throughout the cellence National Competi- Midwest: The exhibit was tlon, Lakewood, N.J.; the jurled by Dennis Adrtsn, Harper College 13th Annual ChIcago art critic, Richard Print & Drawing Exhibition, Hunt ChIcago artist and Palatine. Ill.; the North Shore Susa~ Wise, an art collector. Art league Midwest Print "Purple Dream: House of Show, Northwestem Unlver- Pain" is currently part of an sUy, Evanston, Ill,; and the exhibit at the Prince Gallery, 32nd Annual Beloit & Vicinity 357 W. Erie st., Chicago, Exhibition at Beloit College, which runs through Saturday, Beloit. Some People Carry our Compatibility a Bit Too Far Free mouse and up to $100 off with any 286 LP computer purchase! 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Apply Comm Arts theatre April 21-29, 8 pm NANNY OPPORTUNITIES: San Diego - one girl. $250/week * Atlanta _ travel· $160/week * Las Vegas . toddler _ $250/week * New Yor~ • private apt.. $175/week·Virginia. tntant . $200/week· Many positions available. One year commi~ent nee- essary. Call 1-800-937 -NANI. HELP WANTED· Receptionist. Part· time position requiring good math and typing skills, neat appearance, and good personality. Needed MWF 3-7 pm. If interested, call Donna at 652- 8936. WANTED -1 have four David Letter- man (in Chicago) tickets for Thurs., May 4. Want to trade two or all four for another night, Tickets NOT for sale! 8G7-2841. LOST & FOUND LOST: WEDDING ring • wide gold, scrolled "keepsake." Reward offered, Call Jill 639·9642. , PERSONALS HUMP me, Hump me, sitting on a wall, Hump me, try not to fall! If we should fall, we'll try It again, but Hump me, Hump me, don't let It end! GIDGE . We missed your party!! When was it? THE REAL Parkslde "dream" team lives in SA. TO THE schizo sports ed...when did you become a professional short stop and a profesional hockey player?? • pretty tricky! ! JAN & TIFF. Is that a threat? OohL..J'm scared. YES, WE'LL come over again! But to where? . Mitch & Teri CONGRATULATIONS Kathy and Clayton. "Like you're engaged or something!" . Beanz WHAT did Marilyn Monroe die of? ·a broken heart - HAS ANYone eaten any Gizzly Bear lately? WACKER· Congrats: on "stealing the show," number 47 sure is sweet! Way to~! • Burb and Beanz THE WANDA Twin's now own an an- swering machine for your conven- ience. Please leave your name and number at the sound of the moan! STEVE - Friday nite was fun: let's do it again. ABCD. NICOLE I & Nicole II, Have you decided yet?? MARCUS K, • ,You've got the look!! • me & me. TO mE POPcorn queens ...Ok this time we're really going to get some work done!! - Me. ATHENA, Been to any good parties lately?! - Kim DENNY ...oops, I mean Dennla ...J love that sexy look!! . Kin . NICOLE I & Nicole II, who's the lucky winner? PRINCESS: Look! No more chest! SONNY ·1 missed you... I ···U . Deed- er-, JAQUE and Wanda 2 went up the hill to fetch a box of Trojans. Before it was done they had joined Wanda, 1 and no one came down w/a frown! BIG BOB, Big Bertha: Bad News. OOOPS 111 Was that your drink that I spilled? ANTHONY, Sorry about the Curel. I know you need it for the "stuck butt" • Jeanette • PAT DOLF you know you want It, why don't you just come and get? . . MADEMOISELLE: Show me what a friendship - I mean relationship -real- ly is. - Monsier Rock OVERHEARD in PSGA ~ "Don gets it from both ends! !" OVERHEARD: "After Thursday nite Shellte had enough!" ATTENTIONl ATTENTION! Pat Dolf' breaks compulsIve_liar world record! What's next Pat? Are you king of England -or queen? JAQUE' be nimble! Jaque' be quick! Jaque' please give us your candle- stick! - The Wanda Twins TO THE PERVERT who dialed the porthole at 9:30 a.m. "What are you wearing?" Next time call after 7 p.m., that's when the Wanda's talk dirty! HEY JAQUE' . Collette and Chantal are now featuring ~ pelvic pushes for 65 cents. Yes, we accept all major' credit cards, and now meal tickets too!XDXOX chorale to perform Brahm's "LlebeslIeder WaI .tzes;" will be perfOl'llled": Parkslde's ChOrale ., Chamber Singers dUring~ annual "SchOlarship !leneIii Concert" Tuesday, April .. at .Atonement LU~ Church, 2915Wright Ave.• !li. cine. The concerl WllI be bel4. 8 p.m. Adinlsslon Is $4 for tile general public and $2 foto-. dents and senior CI~ Proceeds from the ~ will fund scholarships,. qualified Parkslde must.... dents. JOHN ,LUNA: Are you sure U...... and not crabs? SIN CLAIR: If you become 8; player I'll like you better. HEY, when temperatul'el rise the Wanda twins rise 101l1de! good time call1·800-WANDA! . PEBBLES, Sorry, but the WIler 'It never too deep: I know how w "'" Luka DOGGER, Denny, and Derrl~' look as good (if not better) front as from the back! But best? We're puttin' awn a NAW-W-W!! VACANCY I • Vacancy! 10. ., available. Contact the HOU~ for details! 3E RENEE, your new hick you well"E·Z Street" We know given more rides than a bus! HEY JAQUE' Scott - Ro8el~ Orchids are black, we Uke when you're on your back!! over! RUSSELL AND Ace . Wednel p.m. Dinner? Drinks? Passion flavored Massages? Brlng [ammtes! (And don't forget YOW' coats) RSVP-ASAP .. ,'j; HEY -TERI, Is it boot-boer or ~ or bici-bopi? - Mitch DOUG HOFFMAN, yoo ~ Check the mirror. TOO bad no ont.eI beholds your beauty. ... ,E, PATRONIZE the house Of MIa Lycus - MerchanJs of Love!! I JUNO, DIANA, and Venus .WooNJIIt be jealous. FORUM HELEN and her thousand sbtpll be,there· FORUM S-EE JOHN Olesky's 'BIG sword'''' 21st, COMARTS theatre. .i£I. EVER SEE a Eunuch? come_ . FORUM!!! DISCUSSION on Katy Lynn's . C.A, Theatre, Fri., April 21Jt i:N~ERESTED in sex, Uts. anll .Join us for FORUM:. COME meet the merchant 01 C.A. theatre, Apri.122nd. See Classified, page 7 ATTENTION SOPHOMORES & JUNIORS If you're a Math, Engineering, Physics, or Chemistry major & yo GPA is 3.3/4,0 (or better), the Navy would like to give you: • $1,100 a month until graduation • Paid graduate-level training Make an appointment at the Placement Office, or call ahead for information,toll-free: 1-800-242-1569 You are Tomorrow. You are the Navy. NAVY OFFICER. * Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 19897 ~111111""'Classifieds"""""""" ClaSSified from page 6 your knees and spread 'em for a . doggie style! Curt MR. SPORTS editor, don't cry Over a THIRD MuSketeer _ WOW spHled speller dlsk...crybabyl TH~ WLLC elevator needs a more in. .sA·MARILYN Monroe who's this . tuttrve order to the buttons week's fool? "IF YOU'RE not with the one you - A.R.K. Animal Rehabilitation Kinship love..Jove the one you're with!" Is Iooklng for volunteers. See Carol En~berg in Activities Office Student OV~RHEARD. in the darkroom Union,room209. (amidst giggles): I'm not going to THE PARKSIDE Sociology Club wUl blow. I didn't even do It yet! ED be havlng~a sludenl/faculty social on NOTE. Kehoewas not involved: . April 26th, 1-2p.m. in MOLN faculty TO ALL the men worth loving, I want lounge. to get to know you! . ONE U'l'TLE. two little, three little SB . YOU sate you "come down real shots, four HtUe, five UtUe, slx lltUe hard?! Sounds interesting! shots...Hey, next time let's try th1a JENNY AND TIFFANY d.ominate with alcohol! Parkside dorm night life . GIDGE - Have tun tomorrow: I'll be SAJENNI _ Beer here! Free beer. thinking of you, oh, around, lunch u- me.:.ME _TIlING tamiUar, something pe- ~iar, something for every-body • FORlJ)f! CAST and crew ot "A F.unny 1'1f! HaPpened on the Way to the TliIJ1~" lJIvtte you to join us! Foru,,·: Are you really "too easy?!" ~. NO dolphin m my water bed ~ be'if he calls me. AI. ~, IF dolphin is in my sea ~ wUl I tch'something? AI. O~I:RIIEARD in COMARTS parking lOt! Jon can get It in but he can't get ~t~1NE M. - Hey! Yo! Bitch -on Anemic Ranger bats fatten UWM's win 'column by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Ranger baseball hit rock bottom last Saturday, losing a doubleheader to the UW·MIlwaukee Panthers In Milwaukee. Onceagain, it was the ane- micRanger offense which did 'them in. as they could only generate eight hits on the af- lernoon, only one of which went for extra bases. The Panthers, on the other hand, drilleda pair of homeruns In the opener, and banged out elghi hits in game two for the sweep. The Panthers reached Ranger starter Darrln Flus- kolafor four' runs in the first three Innings, as he gave way to Dan Langendorf In the fourth. Withthe Rangers tralllng 4- 1. Langendorf held Milwau- kee at bay until the _sixth Whenthey hit for a single run witha two-out single. In the seventh, Parkside rallied, scoring three times with two outs. Brian Gauth- fer, who puiled the- Rangers Within one with hls two-out, two-run single, got as far as eecondbase but was stranded there as the rally ran out of gas. In game two, Parkside's-of- fense remained punchtess as onlythree men reached third The Ranger men's baseball squad Is having a rough time con- necting. base or beyond in. seven in- nings of baseball. Their only ron came on a run-scoring double by Ron Wilke in the fourth after Milwaukee took a 5-0 lead. Parkside's defense wasn't much help either, as they committed five errors in sur- rmtdlng the five panther runs UWM added a parr of run" in 'the sixth off John Hagen, the third Ranger ttcner of the game. Jeff konczal came in relief of Hagen to flnlsh the contest. which resulted in a 7·1 loss for the Rangers. starter Steve Leonhard suf- fered the loss In game two, while Langendorf was tagged wtth the loss In the opener as Parkside's record dropped to 5-10. A busy week looms for the Rangers as they reach the heart of their schedule. After having doubleheader in Waukesha against Carroll College on Tuesday, they will play five games in three days starting with a 1:00 p.m. twlnblll Friday. here. against Concordia. 1. UW·Parkside , 2. UW-Whitewater 3. UW~EauClaire 4. UW-Stevens Pt. 5. Marquette 6. UW-Oshkosh hldividual SCores: Scott Brandt - Todd Schaap Dave Wente 417 421 435 437 464 76 78 88 Footwear for: • Running • Soccer • Tennis • Racquetball • Aerobic • Basketball Dance • Volleyball Footwear by: • Etonic • Tiger • Adidas • Rocksport • Pony • Saucony • Nike • Bata • Converse • Reebok • New Balance • Treturn • Brooks • Le Cog Sportif 1150/0 OFFwith this ad I Specialist in Athletic Footwear and j;;in g Clothing MERRln'S RUNNING CENTER 5200 WASHINGTON AVE. WASHINGTON SQUARE RACINE, WISCONSIN PHONE: 632-4699 Parkside Golf Results Oshkosh Collegiate Golf Tournament Westhaven Golf Club TEAM RESULTS: 378 7. UW-Platteville 378 8. 51. Norbert 380 9. M.5.0.E. 388 10. UW-GreenBay 394 11, Madison Tech 406 oed Ii t" Scott "Ringer" Brandt (UWP)-72 Mas "Jim Lombardo (UWEC)-72 .72 Steve Gerber 73 Guy Leach. 74 Steve Jemck Hours: Daily 10-8; Sat. 10-5; Sun. 12-4 Ron's Peace Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for', 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna coladas Dreamslcles • $'.50 open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon :S:SO'52nd Kenosha,W. 657-4455 8 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger 'Lady softballers are off to a strong 12-7 start by Tracl Nothrop and Suzie Brugionl Trying to Improve last year's overall record of 29·18, the Lady Rangers softball team appears to be on the right track. Combining a consistent defense with time- ly hitting, the squad has accu- mulated a 12-7 record thus far. Experience has proved to be a key for the Ranger's Ia- test winning streak. The team began their campaign with their annual trip to the Uni- versity of West Florida. On the trip, the team compiled a respectable 6-6 record. de- featlng three nationally ranked teams. A heartbreak- ing 2·1 1955 came at the hands of the host team, who was ranked number one national- ly. Coach Linda Draft, in her twelfth year of coaching at Parkside attributed the Flor- ida losses to weak hitting and some base running problems. Since their return, however I Parkside has posted a 7-1 re- cord, and has shown improve- ment with good hitting and strong pitching. Parkside defeated Lake Forest, Lewis, and Loyola all in five innings due to the 10· run rule. Laura Stock threw her second career no-hitter (a Parkside record) to highlight an impressive seven-game winning streak. On Sat., April 8, the Ranger ... winning streak came to an end, splitting with DePaul (who has been their toughest competition since returning from Florida). Behind the veteran pitching of Karen Both Ranger track teams defeated in action by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor .. Strong defense and timely hitting have been the key to success. Llvesy (4-3), the Rangers de- gest scoring opportunity be- feated DePaul 5-1 In the first fore that as they loaded the game of the doubleheader. bases in the seventh but Cheryl Rentmeester high- failed to score. ~ Ilghted the offense, going two In the top of the eighth, the for three With a pair of runs Blue Demons scored three scored, while Laura Stock times. to give them the lead knocked in three runs. and the win as Parkside was The winning streak came to held scoreless in their half of an end in a disappointing the inning. Beth Hansen took extra/ inning loss 6.3. In the the loss, their first" since reo top of the first, the Blue turning to Wisconsin, leaving Demons started with a bang, her record a 5-3. In the game, connecting for three runs. Parkside out-hit DePaul 10-8 The bottom of the first saw but trailed at the pay window. the Rangers answer, as they Coach Draft summarized rallied for two runs on a the season to this point by Wendy "Smurf" Sackman commending the hitting of blast to the right-centerfield Sackman (.411) and Merisa gap. "Merv" Poslg (.500) since After holding DePaul in Florida. Kathy Livesy was check in their half of the sec. also praised by Draft for her ond the Rangers added a run defensive skills behind the to tie the score at three with plate. "On the whole, I'm a single tally. really pleased," commented Both teams remained sco- Draft. "They're playing like retess until the eighth, with juni'ors and seniors this the Rangers missing the big- year." Bimger Vs. Redmen Cross-town rivalry ends in draw by Jeff Lemmermann In the bottom of the sev- Sports Editor enth, the Ranger's wasted a The Parkside men's base. prime opportunity. With two ball team continued to strug- on and one out, Ken Neese gle at the plate for eight in. lined hard to second for the nings against Carthage Col. second out of the inning, and lege last Tuesday, but found Jeff Reikowski went down on some life in the final six in. strikes as the winning run nings to gain a split against was stranded at second. their cross-town rivals. Carthage scored what For five innings in game proved to be the game winner one. the teams were locked in in the 8th as a one-out single a pitcher's dual as Parkside's I put runners on the corners Steve Leonhard and Car. - against Langendorf. Jay thage's Steve Kuhnke each Nazos, the Redmen's left gave up only one run. In the fielder, gave Carthage the sixth, though, the Redmen lead with a fly ball to center tallied twice, aided by a pair to give them the 5-4lead. of Ranger errors to give them Parkside didn't go quietly a -3-1 lead. Immediately, though. After a lead-off Walk, Parkside responded with 3- Parkside bunted Into a dou- runs of their own, capped off ble-play. Still, the Rangers -s. by Dave Rebro's RBI single loaded the bases with two to give them the lead at 4-3. outs, but the tying run stayed The lead was short lived as 90 feet away as Armand a tiriitg Leonhard gave up a" Bonofiglio went down swing- lead-off double and an RBI Ing to end the game. single with only one out In the - For' the contest, the seventh. Reliever Dan Lan- Rangers 'stranded 11 runners gendort was called upon and as Parkside shortstop Doug he escaped the jam with no Londo and left fielder Ron ~ further damage. Wilke COllidedon a short fly ball. Wilke suffered only a black eye In the Incident, but Londo will be out for at least two weeks with what was thought to be a mildly sepa- rated shoulder. In game two, Parkslde dis- covered some life in their dormant bats as they erupted for 8-runs In the first three in- nings to grab an 8-2 advan- tage. Freshman catcher Stan Diedrich's two run single in the first and .Neese's two run single in the second sparked the attack. Still, Carthage rallied with a pair of runs In the fifth on four- consecutive hits against pitcher Jeff Fennrtck, the eventual winner in game two. Brian Gauthier captured those runs back with a two- out, two run single in the fifth to clinch the split for Park- side as they went on to win 10-6. Jack KJebesadel was 3-3 In the night cap with two dou- bles and three runs scored as Parksldes record moved to 5- 8. Last weekend both Park- side track teams were in ac- tion as the women's team went to Whitewater for a dual meet and the men's team went down to Napervtlle, Ill. for- a five team meet at host North Central. The women's team swept all the running events but had to forego the field events and hurdles which led to their 81- 61 defeat. The day was high- lighted by some outstanding performances as Nancy Mart- er and Becca Scott qualified F for the NAIA national meet May _25·27 in Asuza, Ca. Ma.rt- er qualified in the 1500m WIth a time of 4:36.5. In addition she ran on the winning 1600m relay and finished third In the 4oom. Scott qualified In the 100m with a 12 second flat and had enough left to anchor I the 400m and 800m teams to victory as well relay first place finish In the ':a with a 25.8 finish. ...... Also running on the teams were Rueshon 1'e\lIt wards. Veronica Ch!lo~~ and Yolanda Flnle;;:"O; first place finishers were n.;.... Collier In the 5000m Walk ~ 17.0), Jilleen Pfarr In.1\Ie 300m and 400m daSh, alii Chamlee in the 800m ill, 20.8. For the men the '-' didn't fare quite so wen but several indiViduals stood. Dan Peterson won the steeplechase in an cu ing time 9 minutes 19.9 Mike Norris -ann Brown finished 4th and the 5000m in with respec times of 15:21.3 and 16' respectively. Tracy pull. sixth In the 1500m With 07.6 as host North won the meet. . Men's tennis squad swe off court by UWM by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor ,On Monday, April 10, the Parkside men's tennis team took on>a "far superior UW- Milwaukee team in a contest which featured a clean sweep , by Milwaukee. Parkside was overpowered throughout the day as they were swept in straight sets in all but one match that being Jeff Sta- nich's in the second singles as he was retired in three sets. Although the 0-9 record on the ,day was a disappointment for the team it was. not demor-al- izing because Parkside was playing great tennis against a team that was far superior. The Milwaukee trip had to be put behind the team quick- ly as they returned home for a Tuesday match against Concordia.· The team showing no ill effects Monday en route to an tory. Joe Barrette .. tone for the day In gles as he scored a s set 6/3, 6/3 Victory. It lowed by the only loss day as a tired Jeff went. down in straight But after that it was all side as Brian Chlke, Harris, Scott Schulle~ Andy Hay all scored set victories in singles. that impressive start to them jnto .doubles the scored straight set v In al1 three doubles Play in doubles was hlg ed by an excellent *1 which .saw Kirk Nohlii Stanich score a hard 7/6 (7/5), 6/3 victory. Basketball recruitment derby is underway by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor The Spring signing period has been good to the Rangers men's basketball team as they have already signed three .players for next year's squad. . They are: Dan Kuehn a 6' 9" junior college transfer from Gogeblc Community College; 6' 8" Tim Juric a Yugoslavian native ~ho - played in Graettinger, Iowa. last . season; and Racine Park's Todd Gray a 6' 6"sec. ond team Ail-Racine County, Kuehn looks to be the re- placement for departing sen- ior Richard Delk, and he has fine numbers to back him. Last season he averaged 21 points and 13 rebounds. Jurtic averaged 20 points and 12.7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 28, April 20, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1989-04-20 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS) drinking age student organization council (SOC) student wisconsin education association https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/2a8696218c66fd106af0414b8af82c3a.pdf 8ab5457eb6dc5efd56fbcef892a705ac Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside radio station short circuits Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Inside ••• Page 2 Bookstore alternative Page 3 Excel'SS PageS· ,Alumnus new D.A. Page & Co",nselor's corner Page 7 Warning Pagee Classlfleds , . 3 •• , b _ Thursday, Sept. 22, u~~ lLD[N]~'W~[gi~~'fW (Q)fFW~~CC(Q)[M~~[MQ~ffi\~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, NO.3 Parkside radio station short circuits by Amy Pettit missed, as did,the majority of .. it< wondering how someone out. Managing Editor the other senators. Perrault . I),ll . side WLBR could make all said he did not attend them,. those decisions. I was told It Parkslde's newly-eatajj, due to work restrictions, i4M would be based on what the Ushedradio station, WLBR, problems at the station need, •. station manager said. nas shut down until October Ing attentiqn, or lack of ade- '" "Then Why not have the due to controversy between quata notice. ~ station manager make those the station's. management "They passed a whole decisions? andthe organization that es- bunch Of very important "Under our constitution, It labllshedIt, Parkside Student things during these summer would be run by an executive Government AssocIatIon meetings," Perrault said,' council. The people doing the (PSGAl, "and without extending an In-: legwork for the operation Dan Perrault, the station's vitatlon to the' radio commit. would also be making the de. manager and a PSGA sena- tee." ctatons." lor, has has abeen censured The radio committee was Pettit and Lewandowski by the PSGA senate. PSGA asked to write a constitution, said Perrault's censureshlp president Jay Lewandowski and given a one-month dead- was Imposed because of a andVicePresident Ross Pet, line. Missing that, the Senate dereliction of duty; Ignoring tit assert a dereliction of duty wrote a constitution for them, their attempts to communi- and 'Plsappropriatlon of and requested their written cate with them; and a rrusap, funds ... the reasons for cen- rules and regulations, with a propriatlon of funds: spend. sorshlp, two·week deadline. Missing ing station money without Perrault has circulated a that, the station was shut Senate approval, and pur. . in t f The radio station sits empty until t pelltion to ga suppor or down,' conflicts with its operation can be solved, chasing items they are no his argument. "We have a bureaucracy." aware of. Thestation was initiated by Pettit said. "We have rules. them as of this day. "Under their constitution, Perrault said the station Alex Pettit, 1987·88 PSGA They may not be pleasant to "They won't consider Our an outside Board of Dtree, needed a bulk tape eraser .. president, and Implemented deal with, but you have to reo constitution because we tors, all five of which are not $30--and a telephone--$250, .by Perrault. Perrault under- spect them." couldn't write It in a month. affiliated with WLBR, will be and he could find no guide. took the research and devef, "We consider both of those And they won't consider our making all the major dect- ltnes of how to spend money opmentof WLBR as a Senate deadlines tidlculous," Per-, policies and procedures be. slons for WLBR, Including In the PSGA constitution. So Intern project. and was elect- rault said. cause we couldn't wrlle Il in how to budget all the money, he consulted Diane Welsh, ed to the PSGA Senate in the Pettit sald they would have two weeks." major expenditures, appoint. coordinator of student acttvt- fall Of 1987. permitted the station to 'They didn't ask for an ex. ing the station manager, ap- ties, who told him she would InJanuary, the station was broadcast through September tensTon," Pettit said. "They proval of all the offtcers, and handle the paperwork. eatsbIl.shed as a standing and October If they had SUb· didn't submit any rules, They obtaining best operating "They (Lewandows~1 and COIlIIIIItteeof the Senate, and mltted acceptable rules for just never did It." goals," Perrault said. "I was Turn to page 4, RadIO was proVided a budget by their on-the-alr policies, "We PSGA. WLBR began broad- are not protected from Ilabrl- caStIng in June, Ity," he said, "The Senate "All dUring the spring we would be held liable. There felt It was more Important to was no individual that was reo get this station broadcasting sponsible for the quality of than to fool around with rules what was on [the air]. And and everylhtng else," said you need that safeguard." RossPettit. "It was the big. "We were just trying to gest thing that student gov- protect all the students that ernment had done' in a" were involved, It said Lewan. While," dowski. "It was ·not against Over the summer com- anybody In particular, but ntunicatton between Perrault more or less, to protect those and PSGA exectuves broke that were there. We gave down, Money was spent with. them two weeks 'to just write out approval deadlines were. down the policies that they'd missed,and' the station was already been working with." shutdownAugust 6. "We couldn't complete our Three Senate meetings policies and procedures in were held durtng the sum. two weeks," Perrault said, mer, all of which .Perrault "although we have completed 1988 PSGA wants drinking age lowered by Geraldine Murawski Nationwide insurance and' traffic records are snowing a greater number of people be- tween the ages of 18 and 20 dying In result or relation to drunk dIiving accidents since the drinking age changed to 21. For this reason Tim Gryg- era believes 19 Saves Lives. A new committee, 19 Saves Lives, has started at Park- side through the Parkslde student Government Associa- tion (PSGA) to lobby the drinking age, United Council has encouraged Wisconsin university student govern- ments to participate. Park. side has been the first to re- spond. If 19 Saves Lives con- tinues to expand, It will be. come a separate committee ofPSGA. Grygera, a PSGA Senator, says the 19 year old drinking to lobby the drinking age but age saves 8% more lives than also encouraging a responsi- the 21 year-old drinking age. ble dtinklng age. . He plans to put together an "It Is not a right but a informal packet for Iegtsla- privelege (to drink). With tors that includes research that privelege comes a re- . and statistics. sponslbllIty. We are looking Grygera feels legislators at setltng up a drinklng per •. can then make an Informed, mil, which, at age 19 you confident decision next Janu- could go and take a class on ary, when assembly bill 919 responsible drinklng ...upon (lowering the drinking age) passing the t.est you'd ge 1 t 9 ,?; can be Introduced again to permit to drink at age the State. ' , vrygera sald. GrY,ge'rafs not JIi~t,\'\":'In,g,,'·, lj:e explamed that the per. Tim Grygera mit would be revoked If the person received any kind of alcohol·related traffic viola. tlon. The committee has had a positive response from Park- side students and faculty, but response from those In the community over 21 has been apathetic, The committee was otigi. nally called Adults Under 21 (AUTO), by Untted Council, but Grygera renamed tt: 19 Saves Lives. "It (AUTO) assumes or In. dlcates that It's a group of people under 21 that are just looking for a law to be able to drink," he said. Grygera feels that the name 19 Saves Lives ex- presses the real reason for the establishment of the com. mlttee. Funds will probably come from one time donations from members of the Tavem League and possibly the Re•• taurant Association. This money would go towards Ira veltng, mailing costs and needed supplies . Grygera predicted that 19 Saves Lives' first meeting, held Sept. 19, would brtng lo- gether those Interested In the committee, Inform them of Its purpose and goals and also to make more contacts with the community, . 2 Jhursday, Sept. 22,1988 Ranger loUp view __ A simple picture ... I'd like to paint a picture for you. The portrait will be of two different, yet similar schools. Take a look at the pic. ture and draw your conclusions. Dartmouth College, a school of 4,719students, has been In existence since 1788. Recently the school has been presented with a dilemma by The Dartmouth RevIew, a privately.fUnded student newspaper. while paying $11,679 tuition per academic year, certain student journalists have found that their education Is worth are less than the price tag attached to It. TIle _ Review has publlshed arIlcles In an at- tempt to Improve the quality of education that the Dart- mouth facu1ty provide. In creating arIlcles with such an aggressive Intent, they have utilized several types tnvesti- gatlve reporting including: publication of surveys Indlcat- Ing that Dartmouth students are culturally Illlterate; pub. licatlon of arIlcles calling for a core curriculum; taping and publication of a lecture by a music professor nick- named "Tollet Mouth". and so on. Recently several student editors were forced to appear before a tribunal, found gullty, and suspended from lIchooL The University of Wisconsln-Parkslde, a school of some &,100plus students, ts celebrating Its 20th AnnIversary Year. Parkslde's student newspaper, TIle Ranger, though par. tIa11yfUnded by University dollars, Is free to serve as the collective voice of the student body. WhIle full-time students pay tuition of $1,594 per aca- demlc year. there is a core cirriculum (BOK) and collegi- ate sk1lls that insures Parkside graduates have a well- rounded education. Students are given the opportunity to evaluate each of their professors at the end of every semester. These evaluations are then reviewed by departmental heads. Student Input helps keep the incision concise by the cut- tIng edge of teaching. Those who find themselves in academic distress may appear before the Academic Actions Committee. Anyone dropped for academic or collegiate skills trouble has the option of presenting their case to this committee. The Academic Actions Committee Is comprised of facultly, academic admlnlstrators. and students, all of which have equal ballots in deciding each case. For those of you "non-bellvers" maybe. just maybe, Parkslde Isn't such a bad place after all. Take a look at the picture. by Jon Hearron ..5_"'__........___ TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE. .Q<1boo IMIIY ot ItI8 ~ IIItoodied oflbrlg QI'CIII_~-~ ....25~ .... c ... n... J"." "I.:" .", QUITTlNG.IT COUlD BE 1llE TEST OF YOURUFE. -_ ..... I All GUESS WE· ~I~~I!!!I~~§~ SHOWED nJEM GUN CoNTR.oL PEOPLE WHO'S BOSS. DIDN'TWE! PSGA offers bookstore alternative by Scott Singer As If the cost of paying tuition Isn't enough ...a student has the additional burden of pur- chasing textbooks. Because new books cost so much. many students purchase used books rather than new. While this makes good financial sense, good used books are few and far between. 1ltis year a used book ex- change program wll1 once again be established. Operat- ed by the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGAI, this program, offi- cially known as the campus Book Exchange (CBEI, will· be available to students start. Ing In October. PSGA Vice. President, Ross Pettit, and the project manager, John Kehoe, will be heading the CBE. Offered "as an .alternattva to the existing bookstore," Pettit exptalned, ."the CBE. will provide the student with a large choice of used books." "You buy your book new for $50 [from the bookstore] you seli It back to them fo; $20, then they turn around and sell It for $40," Pettit said. "Why aren't you as a student entitled to that $4O?" When a student has a book PSGA Vice-President floss PeUlt will be surrounded· by texts If the Campus Book Exchange Is successful. to seli, Ile should go to the PSGA office on the D-1 level of the Wyllie Ubrary /Learn- Ing Center (WLLC). There the student will be given a card to put Information about the condition of the book for sale. This Information wll1 be entered into a computer and, stored. A list of what book Is reo qulred for what class will be available to students In the PSGA office. Once the stu. dent determines what book Is needed, the student wlll be given the name and phone number of the student who is selling that book. After the book Is sold at a price agreed upon by the two students, the CBE requests that It be notified that the book has been sold so that It Can be deleted from the list of available books. Because the final sale of the books and the money ex- changed Is handied by the students. the CBE handles no money, therefore making it a totally free service. A book sale will be spon- sored once each semester by the CBE. Students will be al- lowed to set up and display books for sale In a flea·mar· ket type atmosphere. BUSINESS STAFF ~a~~ ~o~[~~~f\r~p~b1ited'shbedYstud.nrtshot UW·Parksid., who are sol.1y responsible for its edrtorial pm. Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager days.' every ursday dunng the aca.dermc year except over breaks and holt- John M~lrter ..........•........ ,..•. Distribution Manager Curt Sh"cel Business Manager I.~~~~~~tt~ ~i~or win be accepted only if th.y are typed. double-spaced and 350 words or less -.All GENER AL STAFF h.ld upon r.quest g ed, With a t.l.phone number Include<!for verification PUfJlOS8s.Names will be With· Oaoo Boyd. SheNa Buqaleckl, Ruben Carbaj81 Dan faRmaant!J"Oryrr.eserves the right to. edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- Ohrapetta. Tim Cook, [)a'Jld Debish. Tricia Ebner, ~~:X, '6='~~I~~,:;.:~r~~:-I:t~n T~~~~~:' for all letters. and classified adS: ts Monday at 10 a.m. for publication KOnlngs\leld,SharonKrause.HealherMalzahn Ken All correspondenceshoUld be add ed " McCray, Karen McKISSICk, Geraldrne MurawskI, Carflse nosha WI 53141 T~pho 4141: SS to: ~ng~r, UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Ke- NewtniUl, ~ge qlson. fI.ot'k,e,PlC~,o~~C9tt !?i~ge~. Rob inn) . ne 3-2287 (Edltonat) or 4141553-2295 (Advertis- Twardy. Dantel Vaffin. . •••• I f"P I ••••••••••••• , ., . • , . ~ .. ~ .. , . . . , EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Edilor..jn-Chtef Amy Pettit Managing Editor Kelfy McKissick, News Editor laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Oejno Asst Photo Editor Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 3, September 22, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1988-09-22 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System bookstore drinking age parkside student government association (PSGA) university day