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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document May 8, 2013 www.trnonline.org I News since 1972 _ _ News University of Wisconsin Parkside's Student Newspaper The Ranger News is written and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Parkside Asian Organization fashion show features global style James Burns burns029@uwp.edu Parkside Asian Organization hosted an Asian-themed fashion show and silent auction titled SASS-IT-UP: Fashion Show Extravaganza and Silent Auction, to benefit The Women's and Children's Horizons Inc, April 26, 2013. Listed on the PAO Campus Connect webpage as, "[those] whose mission [it] is to provide help to domestic and sexual violence victims," it opened at 6 p.m. in the Den at the Student Center and ran until sometime after 9 p.m. There was a lot of activity as Master of Ceremonies, senior Ricardo Wynn, presided over the event. The evening featured clothing from various countries that represented a diverse segment of Asian culture. There was everything from traditional Pakistani formal dress to Hindu wedding attire, as well as colorful and complicated looks from such places as Indonesia, China, Japan and even Hawaii. This international collection reflected the varied assortment of clothing designs that exist across cultures in Asia. It truly took audiences on a journey through the region, using some of its more famous and very exotic attire. Parkside's own music club, The Beat, performed live sets during the fashion show and at the end of the night after the silent auction had concluded, drawing crowds to dance in front of the stage. Students in attendance, along with members of Parkside Asian Organization, joined in the playful chaos of The Beat's final few numbers. Their musical covers and self-produced material brought a raw, soulful sound to the festivities. The mood throughout the evening was of suppressed excitement. With the applause after each model stepped down the runway, the energy that came off of the crowd as each outfit was shown off felt as if it were reserved for a much larger venue. Clearly, the elaborate, decorative and traditional dress drew more interest than some of the more modern adaptations. When it came to clear winners, China, Indonesia, Hmong and the Philippines stood out as the obvious contenders for crowd favorites. The only bad thing about the whole affair was that for three hours PAO crammed so much content into that time window, and still made it seem like the shortest fashion show on earth. It was as if the audience wanted more, something extra. P.A.O has proven to be run by masters, as the group's fashion show turned out to be a big hit. Take notice, Parkside, P.A.O. has style! PAO will also be hosting an "Asian Heritage Month "Behind the Flames" Banquet" on Thursday, May 9th from 6:00PM-9:00PM in the Student Center Oak Photos by: Ray Pajarillo Room. It's sure to be an awesome time! Final Stretch activity "Last Lecture" was powerful and moving Dr. Siegfried Christoph does not disappoint Jimmy Gibbs gibbsO 14@ uwp .edu On April 24 the Student Activities department hosted the Last Lecture in the cinema on the Parkside campus. The event was part of the Final Stretch activities that have been going on around campus in celebration of the final weeks of the school year being upon us. For the Last Lecture, they had a contest among the faculty to see who would be giving the last lecture. The contest required faculty members to think of what they would say if they had to give their final speech, their final words regarding having taught at Parkside. The submissions were then judged and one person was selected to give the honorary last lecture. The event itself was intended to inspire both fellow faculty members and students in the form of a fictitious last lecture. The winner of the competition and the speaker of the last lecture was Dr. Siegfried Christoph, professor of German here at Parkside. His lecture dealt with his last 33 years of teaching experience at UW-Parkside, what he's learned, some of the realizations he's had and the never-ending learning that takes place as an educator. Dr. Christoph began his lecture by commenting on how he finally finished graduate school, got his PhD in the mail and then was considered one of the most highly educated people in the field of his PhD studies, or so he thought. He then went on to speak about teaching and the spreading of knowledge that he acquired. He asked, "Are we really ready for what we are about to get into?" He went on to say that the answer to that question would be no. Dr. Christoph also spoke about his growing relationships with his students over the years. At times, (some of us may even be guilty of it ourselves), he gets tough in order to deal with students, but even with the not so tough to deal with students, he has been asked questions that he was not prepared for. He said, "I have found a bigger respect for questions than their answers." He elaborated by saying that the questions we ask of our teachers and of each other lead to more questions, guiding us to a better understanding of what things are all about. He also went on to say that "If we ask the questions about what makes a good education, a student can get just as good an education at Parkside as at Harvard." The Last Lecture was an interesting event, and did what it had set out to do. There is something inspiring about listening to the thoughts and reflections of an educator that has been with the same school for almost 33 years. Dr. Christoph himself even mentioned how this is becoming a rarity, not only in the teaching industry, but in all working industries. With his mock last lecture, Dr. Siegfried Christoph showed that by asking the right questions, and having high expectations of ourselves and our teachers, we can achieve a great education, even one comparable to a Harvard education, as he pointed out. The Ranger News May 8,2013 ^ The Ranqe r "9 News l)niveisil\ ol VV iscopsin. 1'ark'sitle Student News paper 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 E-mail: rangernews@uwp.edu Editor in Chief: Executive Editor: Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp .edu Hailey Foglio fogli001@uwp.edu Lead Photographer: Carl Rollmann rollmOO 1 @ uwp .edu Staff Reporters: Copy Editors: Photographers: Cartoonists: Designers: James Burns burns029@uwp .edu Tyler Comstock comst004@uwp.edu Jimmy Gibbs gibbsO 14@uwp .edu Sarah Savage savagO 16@ uwp .edu Maria DiMauro dimauOO 1 @ uwp .edu David Haight haigh003@uwp.edu Libby Chernouski chern012@uwp.edu Katlynne Davis davis086@uwp.edu Michael Jensen jense089@uwp.edu Carl Rollmann rollmOO 1 @ uwp .edu Raymone Pajarillo pajar001@uwp.edu Walter Trush trush002@uwp.edu Jim Neu neu00011@uwp.edu Maggie Lawler lawle020@ uwp .edu Maria DiMauro dimauOO 1 @ uwp .edu MISSION STATEMENT: THE RANGER NE WS STRIVES TO INFORM, EDUCATE, AN D EN GAGE T HE UW-PAR KSIDE COM ­ munity BY PUBLISHING WELL-WRITTEN, ACCURATE STUDENT JOURNALISM ON A B I-WEEKLY BASIS, AS WELL AS ONLINE. The Ranger News meetings are every Friday at noon in MOLN 107. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome to attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangernews@ uwp.edu. Like to meet with us? We are located in the Student Center in room L101A. Letter from the editor Well guys, we did it! Here's to another semester that's come and gone. Unfortunately, I'm going to be a junior in the fall, so you're stuck with me for another few years. Everyone that's graduating, congratulations, you re awesome! I'd like to give a special thanks to two of my favorite graduating seniors. Tim Lawler (of no relation) and Hailey Foglio, my executive editor. You guys rule, and Parkside isn't going to be the same without your smiling (sometimes aggressive, Hailey) faces in the hallway. You're both going to go on to do spectacular things. Just don't forget about us little people when you break into the big time. I hope you all have a killer summer. 2013 is going to be the best one yet! Actually that's probably not true, because most of you will be looking for jobs and paying bills (glass half full kinda girl, am I right?) but for those of you with less stress, tear it up for all of us. Rangers, I just want to thank you again for picking up the paper all semesterri" can't wait to make even more improvements for the fall semester. Until we meet again, go live life to the fullest. Bonfires, pool parties, concerts, you worked hard, you deserve it. Stay beautiful. Wednesday May 8 Art Exhibition: Life on Lake Michigan 12:00PM~6:00PM E.H. Mathis Gallery Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Student Ensembles 12:00PM-1:00PM Bedford Hall, Rita Art Exhibition: 23rd Parkside National Small Print Exhibition 12:00PM-6:00PM Fine Arts Gallery Senior Exhibition, Part 2 12:00PM-6:00PM Foundation Gallery Science Night 7:00PM-8:00PM Greenquist 103 Thursday May 9 Art Exhibition: 23rd Parkside National Small Print Exhibition 12:00PM-6:00PM Fine Arts Gallery Senior Exhibition, Part 2 12:00PM-6:00PM Foundation Gallery Art Exhibition: Life on Lake Michigan 12:00PM-6:00PM E.H. Mathis Gallery Asian Heritage Month "Behind the Flames" PAO Banquet 6:00PM-9:00PM Student Center Oak Room Concert: UW-Parkside Jazz Ensemble 7:30PM-9:00PM Bedford Concert Hall, Rita Parkside Theatre Presents "Twelfth Night" 7:30PM-9:30PM Main Stage Theatre, Rita Mini Course: Mixed Martial Arts Training 6:00PM-7:30PM Tallent 281 Mini Course: Drawing from Nature 6:00PM-8:30PM Orchard Room Friday May 10 Parkside Theatre Presents "Twelfth Night" 10:00 AM-12:00PM Main Stage Theatre, Rita Parkside Theatre Presents 'Twelfth Night" 7:30PM-9:30PM Main Stage Theatre, Rita Saturday May 11 Art Exhibition: Life on Lake Michigan 12:00PM-4:00PM E.H. Mathis Gallery Art Exhibition: 23rd Parkside National Small Print Exhibition 12:00PM-6:00PM Fine Arts Gallery Senior Exhibition, Part 2 12:00PM-6:00PM Foundation Gallery Send us your press releases, news tips, and opinions! Email us at: rangernews@uwp.edu May 8,2013 The Ranger News 3 Parkside Alumni share their words of wisdom for the graduating class of 2013 Life after graduation can be a scary time at first. Looking for that first job with your new degree, uncertain if you'll even be able to find one in these times. My advice is just to apply, apply, apply. Most likely you wont get your dream job right out of school, so look for openings that are related to your major(s) and apply to those as well. Don't be afraid to send your resume and info to places that don't have listed job openings. The job I got out of college as a graphic designer was at a place that had no listed openings. I sent my information to the design firm and got called for an interview a few weeks later. Remember the worst thing they can do is say "no" so apply wherever you can! - Zak Eden, Class of 2012 1. Burning bridges is almost never worth it. Unless it's with someone whose favorite book is Mein Kampf or something. Gr there are zombies on the other end of the bridge. Feel free to burn that bridge. 2. Meet as many people as you can, and make sure they know what you do for a living, or what you're trying to do for a living. Even if you're not doing if at that moment, make sure people know that's your goal. That's how connections happen and help later on. 3. Put in the work, and realize that even your "dream job" requires lots of work and sacrifice—probably more because it's a lofty goal. They don't call them dream jobs because they're real common and accessible. 4. Most importantly, become friends with bartenders because you'll get lots of free drinks (still tip well, though). - Andy McDonald, Glass of 2006 Well, I'd say remember that once all the tests and grades are gone it is stil important to keep learning and have skills. Embrace change. Life is change. Graduating is a huge life changing event. Expect to fall down a few times. Things are going to get screwed up. College trains us to think critically and adapt. Remember that, it will serve you well. - Adam Spivey, Class of 2011 First thing is first, when you are ready to apply for a "real job," treat your social media profiles like part of your resume. Assume the hiring manager can see all of your online content, ask yourself, would you hire you? Being able to do five beer bongs in a night might be awesome to your friends, but it isn't likely a skill that will be valued in the work world. The best piece of advice I've gotten with regard to the job search is to acknowledge your greatest weakness--in your case, it will likely be experience. You've never done the job before. Likely though, you have college experiences to highlight your ability to learn, so when you acknowledge your lack of experience, also highlight your adaptability, eagerness to learn the position their way and a lack of bad habits because you are new to the position. Finally, when you do land that job, my number one piece of advice, and it took me several years to learn this, is that average employees pass problems around all day over email. Problem solvers get on the phone and find a solution. Be a problem solver and learn to love the phone. - Nicholas Honeck, Class of 2005 I started my UW-Parkside experience in the fall semester of 2006. As many college going students I had no clue what would be in-store for me en route to my future away from homework, midterms, thesis papers, group projects, and diabolical finals. My career in college came to a close this time last year. I graduated as an English major with a certificate in Sports Management. My aspirations were to work in professional sports and I was fully prepared for a career that is highly difficult to enter. These days this can be applied to so many career fields. However, the same way to start those careers are the same. As a college graduate the ability to apply yourself is key. It's important to extend your freshly christened "college graduate" resume to as many places as possible. You never know who will step up and call back, but you can guarantee you won t get called back if you don't try extending yourself. Another asset to have in the college graduate arsenal is optimism. Sure your resume will be shot down sometimes. Sure it might look difficult to get started sometimes. Yet, you are a college graduate with a wealth to offer the field you hope to enter. Starting small can lead to something big. Never doubt what you will be able to accomplish, Mr. or Ms. Parkside graduate! If you don't believe in yourself no one will. Back to my difficult career to crack into. I previously held a big time leadership role with The Ranger News. I handled the sports beat. I had expectations to be a journalist. Of the many places I applied to I ended up getting a call from the Milwaukee Admirals about a Public Relations and Communications internship. It was something very different from what I expected out of my career, but an offer too good to pass by. This proved to be yet another example of optimism post-graduation. In the same way I flipped from being an Art major to an English major this internship with the Admirals has proved to change my personal career outlook. I feel much more comfortable and happy working public relations than I did whilst working my trade in the field of journalism. You never know what to expect from your new future out of college but always keep your mind open if an opportunity presents itself. You might just find yourself in love with a new profession! So Mr and Ms. Parkside graduate, fear not about your near futures! Remember that this time in your life is exactly what all those homework assignments, midterms, thesis papers, group projects, and diabolical finals were all preparing you for. This isn't a time to fear, stress, or panic. This is the perfect time to rejoice and tell the world, "Here 1 come." Danid Lavender> Qass 0f 2012 The Ranger News May 8,2013 H ^ntertainmen J vv Telltale Games' The Walking Dead worthy of high praise Tyler Comstock comst004@uwp.edu The critically acclaimed and award-winning The Walking Dead is a game that's outcome fully depends on what dialogue options and heart wrenching choices your character makes along the way. It follows the story of an ex-convict named Lee who is on his way to prison when the outbreak happens. When his car crashes, he finds himself a survivor in a place where the dead have risen and are hungry for living flesh. He meets a young girl early on named Clementine and takes on the task of trying to help keep her alive and to heip her find her parents. Ihey meet friends and foes along the way, some stay loyal and some move on, but Lee and Clem always are looking out for each other. The game is conventionally different from most other games that come out nowadays. Most of the time there is a complicated combat system that involves lots of button mashing, and that combat is lined with a story to complement it. The Walking Dead takes a different approach, which takes an immersive storyline, adds in quick time events, dialogue choices, and small spurts of actual shooting mechanics. Essentially the game is a point-andclick, choose your own adventure game where the choices you make along the way create the story and ending specific to the way you have chosen to play. This gameplay helps to get casual gamers or first-time gamers immersed into gaming while still providing hardcore gamers with an amazing experience. It could easily be the gateway drug to gaming. The art style and graphics are much more sketched and simple compared to something like Halo or Call of Duty's realism. It really complements a game thats world and core is based off of a comic book series. 'Ihe writing and voice acting is what really stands above all other games that have come out this year. The choices and situations that Telltale Games forces you into really make you think about the well being of your group. Do you kill the guy that has helped you and Clem or the girl that can hold her own with a gun? Do you help someone that is psychologically breaking down, or do you off him or her for the good of the group? All of the choices are hard because of how greatly the characters are fleshed out and how much you get to know about them along the way. I, personally, have never gone through a whirlwind of emotions quite like this with a video game. Each choice has a consequence and you need to make sure you are ready to live with that consequence before the choice is made. For being a game essentially on rails, its the most unpredictable to date. Its full of plot twists, Photo credit: mcdia.edge-online.com suspense, and moments you will never see coming. It's the surprise of the year in the gaming world and is quite possibly my favorite game of the 2012. At $25, there is no way any gamer shouldn't own this. Being a fan of both the comic book and the show, I cannot wait to see what's next in the world of The Walking Dead. Silver Linings Playbook is pure gold Tyler Comstock comstG04 @ uwp .edu Silver Linings Playbook is directed by David O. Russell and is about one man's life. This one man, Pat (Bradley Cooper), is fresh out of the mental institution in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Pat is obsessed and refuses to believe that his wife left him and is now on a mission to win her back. This mission becomes interrupted when he meets a family friend's sister, Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence). Tiffany is a mysterious and sexy woman who falls right into Pat's life at the most inopportune time. Pat refuses to let his desires get the best of him when all Tiffany wants is to be noticed by Pat. The two characters each have their own problems emotionally and mentally and the movie is really about following their evolution from insanity to normality. Silver Linings Playbook is a character piece. There isn't much of a story going on here that doesn't involved deep character development with every character in the film. Pat has an obsession with his ex-wife. His father (Robert De Niro) has a severe superstition problem with the Eagles football team. His mother is really the only normal one in the household but is emotionally affected by the family that surrounds her. Each and every actor in this movie is perfect. This is by far Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence's best performance respectively. Ihey capture the instability and obsession so well that throughout the film they have you scared, sad, happy, and questioning their motivations. Even Chris Tucker makes an appearance in the film and is hilarious. Overall, Silver Linings Playbook is the textbook example of an emotional roller coaster. ThankfhUy there is enough comedy in the movie to keep it from becoming emotionally exhausting. Every actor in the film chews up the screen when they are on It's a movie about a relationship that doesn't focus on the Nicholas Sparks cliche of a perfectly unrealistic life. Instead, it focuses on real elements and problems when two troubled human beings meet each other and ^eTof h ^ ^ ' fi,m that WU1 have laughing and in tears ° f both joy and sadness. From the director of The Fighter, I would have expected nothing less than great acting and incredible character development. A m° re* ^ UningS Playb °° k was one of biggest surprises of 2013 and is a must see if you enjoy any of the actors in the film As a relationship movie the film doesn't ever slow down and keeps you engaged the whole time. This film will not disappoint engaged tne Photo credit: blogspot.com V'i »• J JtU May 8,2013 The Ranger News Holocaust survivor visits Parkside and shares her story Jimmy Gibbs gibbsO 14@ u wp .edu On April 29 Ms. Raye David, a survivor of the Holocaust, spoke to a full auditorium of both students an non-students about her experiences during the Holocaust. When Ms. David entered the auditorium the audience saw an average looking elderly woman heading toward the podium. She was introuced by Professor Carol Vopat, who teaches a class at Parkside on the Holocaust, which was followed y applause and then silent anticipation for the story Ms. David was about to tell. On April 15th, 1945 I was liberated from the concentration camp. It was my 17th birthday, but I wouldn t even realize that it was my birthday until much later that day." Ms. David had drawn in the audience, and then proceeded to tell us of her childhood leading up to the World War II and her time during the Holocaust. She explained to us that she was born in Poland to a father who was a tailor, and a mother who ran a printing shop. She was the first, and for a time, the only grandchild; "I was pampered, but I was not spoiled, she said. Before the war her childhood was pretty normal. She went to a private Yiddish school in Poland, and in the summers her family would rent a farmhouse from a farmer who had two mute daughters. Ms. David explained that while at the farmhouse, she would play with the girls because they could communicate with sign language. They would play in the fields, spend the days picking berries and nuts.- Basically, she had had a good life, she told us. When the Nazis came into Poland, things changed drastically for them. For a time, she explained, Poland was split in half with Hitler controlling one side, and Stalin controlling the other. During the occupation and before being moved into a ghetto, life for Ms. David and the other Jewish residents of Poland became difficult. One of the degrading things that they were put through, Ms. David explained, was that they were no longer allowed to walk on the sidewalks; they were forced to walk only in the gutters. Curfews were also put into effect for the Jews, and Jewish men began getting arrested right off the street and taken away. No one knew what happened to them or where they were taken. She explained that only a month after the occupation, her father was one of the men to be arrested in the streets. About 15 years later, she went back to try and find a record of what had happened to her father. She knew he was dead, but since the Nazis kept such strict records, she wanted to know exactly what had happened to her father. The files were kept by the Lithuanian government, which provided very little help to her in her search. Ms. David explained that she had to learn Lithuanian in order to read through the records. When she found her father s name, it was number 54 out of a few hundred men that had been sent to camps. In 1941, Ms. David and her mother were sent to the ghetto. She explained that the conditions were so terrible, and it all happened so fast, that people were sent to the ghettos not knowing where other family members might be. Her mother had located her father's sister inside the ghetto. There was so much confusion that it wasn't until much later (after the war) that they found out that her uncle, a member of the Polish military, was injured in battle and sent to the ghetto instead of the prisoner of war camps. Unfortunately, he perished while living in the ghetto. For two years they lived in the ghetto in constant fear of the roundups, where the Nazis would select more Jews to be taken and put in the cattle cars. Families were torn apart during these roundups, including Ms. David's. She recalled that one time during a roundup, her four year-old cousin was taken from her mother and put on one of the cattle cars, but her mother was left behind in the ghetto. That particular train was sent to the Treblinka death camp, where her cousin was sent to the gas chambers. Ms. David told us that while her aunt survived the war, she never recovered from knowing that her four year-old daughter was sent alone to the gas chambers. Ms. David and her mother were eventually sent to the cattle cars and to the camps. Her and her mother were first sent to the concentration camps and were put in the barracks for labor. She remembers that when they first got to the barracks the other inmates talked about the showers actually being gas chambers, and after they gassed all those inside, the floor would open and drop the bodies into a pit. Upon hearing this, she and the other inmates would always check the floors of all the buildings they were put in for straight lines, thinking all the floors would open to a pit full of bodies. They feared that if they jumped or had too many people in one place, the floor would accidentally open and they would fall into the pit. One of the many fears she had while in the camps was falling, alive, into a pit of dead bodies. The work they were forced to do was also a constant fear. They would be forced to work in the freezing cold, and an SS officer would take them to a pile of bricks and make them move the pile from one side of a field to the other, saying he didn't like where they were as the reason for them having to move it. The scarce amount of food they were provided was also terrible. Ms. David mentioned that the bread they would eat would be made with flour and saw dust, and sometimes ash. Any food that they received they would eat because it would keep them alive. "Survival becomes your only thought when you always have the inkling that you will be next," she said. As the Russians continued to advance their front lines, Ms. David and her mother would be moved from camp to camp. At one camp she vividly remembers an SS officer, saying she would be able to point him out on the street if she ever saw him again. This particular guard would walk around the camp with a pistol and a stick. He would beat women with the stick, and when he saw two women walking together, he would ask them if they were related. If they were, he would take only one of them and send them to the gas chambers. The last camp she was sent to was Bergen-Belsum, one of the death camps. There the conditions were worse than ever, "a real living hell," as Ms. David referred to it. There she suffered constant vicious beatings from both the female SS guards and the female Russian inmates. She recalls sitting on a bench in the camp after a stay in the infirmary. She noticed things were different; there were no guards in the watch towers or walking around the camp as usual. Then a military truck pulled up next to her, and she just sat there "like an idiot." She wasn't sure what was happening, but knew they weren't Nazis because their uniforms were different. In fact, it was the British military coming to liberate the camp. Despite all the atrocities Ms. David witnessed and experienced, she went on to live a fulfilling life. She met her husband and had several children with him, all of whom grew up to be very successful. She also has several grandchildren and does maintain a positive outlook on life. When asked how she keeps such a positive outlook on life after everything she and her family went through, she simply said, "I don't hate. I've seen what hate does. It consumes everything about a person. So I don't hate." Inspirational words from a truly fascinating woman, Ms. Raye David. Top photo: Ms. Raye David. Photos by: Ray Pajarillo Middle and bottom photos: Two students listening intently. The Ranger News May 8, 2013 Get ahead this summer! Going home for the summer? Pick up college credits at your local UW Colleges campus: I UW-Foml du Lac tfW-Fox Valley UW-Mamtawoc UW-Marathon County UW-Marinette County mm i ' h r ' Jt 3 >:: 'Asm II I if* IPPIIP mm t • mm ©KINECRITICAL™- METROPOLIS Iffl-Parkskk Cimm myimatimm Urtivcooiu ur WISCONSIN Colleges ThcJresJiman/sophomorc UW campuses Visit uwc.edu/summerl3 for more info Coming soon to... UW-PARKSIDE BOOKSTORE and AMAZON KINDLE The Newest Edition of Parkside's very own literary arts magazine STRAYUGHT The Ranger Hews wants YOU! Featuring the work of Parkside students as well as artists around the world, Straylight Issue 7 1 hits stands later this month. Be sure to grab vour copy! y FOR MORE INFORMATION, C HECK OUT STRAYLIGHTMAG.COM Do you like writing? o Do you like photography? 12-nflnnUn ST meelil,9S 011 Frida» s a* 2J0iim m Moimaro 114 for more information! —- May 8,2013 The Ranger News Student art shows hit Parkside galleries Maria diMauro dimau001@uwp.edu With the end of the semester fast approaching, the time has come for senior art majors to show off their finest work in their very own senior shows. All graduating art majors must participate in a one credit class called Senior Seminar. This class aids in bracing students for the real world by making them prepare resumes, cover letters and artist statements It also requires that students put on a gallery show (assuming they have not already fulfilled an internship requirement). Students are put into groups of four and have all semester to prepare for their exhibitions. The theme of the gallery and the amount of pieces is entirely up to the participant, however, students are guided by art professors to make sure that their pieces successfully represent themselves as an artist. The gallery kicked off on April 22nd with a bang when Anna Frederiksen's fine art beautifully lit up the Student Center. A week later on the 29th, the first group of four consisting of Holly Bray, Lauren Kritter, Chida Thao and Michelle Sharp displayed their work in the Foundation Gallery in the Rita. Stylistically, these artists could not have been more different. Bray's fashionable sculptures and pins adorned an entire wall while Thao's adorable, manga inspired comic book pages were arranged directly across from it. Sharp's elaborate hand-drawn tarot cards and children's book pages greeted gallery goers upon entering the room. On an adjacent wall, Kritter demonstrated what Parkside graphic designers are made of and showed off her identity branding project that consisted of posters, t-shirts, business cards, books and even handmade displays for each of her pieceshand . The next group of four students presenting in the Foundatibi Gallery on May 6th through the 11th consists of the equally talented Audrey Lewis, Mallory Olsen-Willing, Katherine Wright and Ryan Zauner. Also showing on May 6th is Jennifer Thompson outside of D106 as well as Alex Linck and Alex Vadenbush, who's art will be shown in the student center. The final group will be showing May 13th through the 18th and will display the art of Colin Campbell, Elmer Golon, Ben Jarosz and Geoffrey Rossmann. The Ranger News May 8,2013 Synchronized swim team takes state by storm Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp.edu The University of Wisconsin Parksides synchronized swim team, the Lady Water Bears, took home the gold medal at their very first state competition last weekend. Parksides finest competed against 12 other colleges and swim-danced their way to the top. One judges comment card read, "Never in my life have I seen such elegant leg kicking." Those swim caps really make them look like they have funny shaped heads," said another. Marco Polo, head coach of the Lady Water Bears, was more than pleased with his teams performance. I ve seen a lot of synchronized swimming in my day," he commented, "but let me tell you something. Never in my life have I seen a group of girls with such buoyancy. They looked like Jesus dancing on that water. They lack the facial hair, have to shave that off for swimming, but otherwise it was a pretty spot on impression." Their performance was in fact, heavenly. The girls swam to a mashup of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco and Britney Spears' classic "Hit Me, Baby, One More Time." When taken into account that the general population often times forgets synchronized swimming is a sport, the team really did their school proud. A spectator in the crowd named Avid Watchin gave his personal recap of the performance. "Well they started with some spinning," he said. "I thought they were going to get dizzy. Then they dove under the water and shot out like dolphins. It got the whole crowd going. Especially when they did a pyramid on top of the water, and then did the cancan in the pyramid! They deserved that win." His girlfriend Debbie Drowner agreed. "It made me miss my synchronized swimming days; feeling the roar from the four people in the crowd just really gets your heart racing." The Lady Water Bears too felt that this performance was going to live in infamy. Parkside should be proud of their team, considering most The team hard at work practicing. Photo credit: UW-Parkside website. students on campus don't even know the Student Activities Center has a pool. "I'm glad our pool is a secret on campus, it gives us all the extra time we need to practice," said Ima Swimma, senior and captain of the women's team. "It's not going to be a secret once this issue runs," joked her co-captain Flow Rivers. The Lady Water Bears have a few weeks off before they will be competing in Nationals. Parkside, keep your eyes peeled. You're not going to want to miss this wet and wild action. Harry Potters Quidditch making magic in small town Kenosha Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp.edu This past weekend I went back to my old high school to help them referee their fourth annual Quidditch Tournament. That's right muggles, I said quidditch. For the past four years, Indian Trail High School and Academy has been hosting a quidditch tournament to raise money for their school newspaper, The Pulse. What started as a joke among the newspaper staff has turned into a major event for the school. Every year now, instead of hosting a typical sporting event before prom, the Pulse staff organizes a quidditch tournament for the school to partake in. Believe it or not, I was on the winning team that first fateful year the tournament started. Lawler s Lightning we were called. Modest, definitely. Honestly, it was the best night of my high school career. I'm sure you're all a little bit confused as to how this quidditch thing could work. I mean, people can't fly on brooms or anything. Trust me, it's gotten more exciting every year I've seen it. Each team consists of eight players. Four players are the chasers, these are the people that try to score points with the quaffle (normally a volleyball). Two players are beaters that throw dodgeballs at the chasers to make them drop the ball and run laps. One person is the keeper (goalie) that guards the hoops so the chasers can't score. Finally, there's a seeker. The seeker's job is to chase the snitch (a hopefully fast person dressed in yellow) around the field and remove a flag from their belt. This is almost always a guaranteed win. Try and picture all of this happening, and now envision everyone with a broom in between their legs. If this doesn't make sense to you, then you need to just watch the Harry Potter movies, because you're really missing out anyway. Quidditch isn't just an Indian Trail thing either. It's become a very recognizable sport across the globe, and was rumored to even be featured in the Olympics. Quidditch teams are popping up on many college campuses. Will Parkside be next? Fingers crossed. If you're interested in this magical game, feel free to check out www.internationalquidditch.org. That's the website for the International Quidditch Association. Who knows, maybe next year you'll be competing in their World Cup. As I was saying before, the Indian Trail Quidditch Tournament is always a really great time for those playing, volunteering, and spectating. If you get the chance next May to stop by their event, its really worth the three dollar entry fee to come on in and have a blast. Plus, you're supporting their school newspaper. What could be better? image.provided by wikipedia.org May 8,2013 The Ranger News 9 Plans for the Parkside Community Garden Blossom Libby Chernouski chern012@uwp.edu There's a quiet place behind Talent Hall where the soil has been tilled, the compost has been spread and the rain has been failing. The Parkside Community Garden, where students, staff and faculty can procure a plot to grow a variety of edibles, is ready for this years group of enthusiastic gardeners. The Community Garden opened on May 16, 2010 under the guidance of professors Patricia Cleary and David Rogers. Although Patricia Cleary is no longer at Parkside, David Rogers, from the Biology Department here at Parkside, carries on the gardening tradition. Although David insists that he was only looking to do some personal gardening when the Community Garden opened, plans for the Community Garden are - pardon the pun - blossoming. Dr. Rogers, Parkside students and others in the surrounding counties have big plans for the Community Garden, which Dr. Rogers says he would like to connect to the University of Wisconsin-Extension Master Gardener program. The Master Gardener program operates through the UW-Extension office, and Dr. Rogers and student Kevin Rickman have been working together closely to hopefully establish a long-term cooperative between UW-Parkside and the Master Gardening program. Through this cooperative, Master Gardener volunteers at Parkside, both students and faculty, would be able to work together on fully developing the Community Garden. Students would be able to receive credit from working with the garden, and Master Gardeners would have the opportunity to host events on the UW-P campus. Kevin Rickman is enthusiastic about being involved in this cooperative as an on-site and online advisor, where he will undoubtedly be a key asset to the cooperative's success. Once the cooperative is established, people who use the Community Garden at UW-P would have access to education about gardening not only from a Master Gardeners perspective, but from the perspective of a Plant Biologist (Dr. Rogers) and other university educators from similar fields. Through such a cooperative, both the university and the UW-Extension Master Gardener program could build stronger relationships with each other and with the community. Although the Parkside Community Garden has donated excess produce to county food banks in the past, Dr. Rogers would like to see more produce being grown expressly for this purpose. This freshly grown produce would be donated to food banks in the surrounding Racine and Kenosha counties and possibly to a food bank on campus. Part of this process would be to involve the Health, Exercise and Sports Management students by inviting them to host workshops to inform people in the community on how to prepare healthy meals and proper storage techniques, such as canning, drying, or freezing. In addition, poorer neighborhoods could be provided with seedlings for their local community gardens where people don't have access to greenhouses. Eventually, Dr. Rogers and Kevin would like to see the Garden grow and expand into a self-sustainable, student-run farm.. This farm would implement many of the goals of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, as it would provide opportunities for research in a variety of departments across the sciences and humanities, unique opportunities for teaching and valuable services to local communities. The farm would be able to contribute fresh produce to those in the surrounding urban areas where access to organic, home-grown produce is restricted. The farm would not only grow delicious vegetables and herbs, but it would also work on harvesting the maple syrup in the Sugar Maples around campus, and perhaps be home to a few chickens. The Community Garden will also be part of the Environmental Studies major that begins this fall at UW-P. Students enrolled in the major will be able to get hands-on experience with gardening maintenance and be able to educate other plot holders on the process as well. Currently, the Community Garden is tended by not only plot holders, but by the Environmental Studies Seminar students, who have already spent some time this year on cleaning up the leftovers from last year's yields and preparing the soil for planting. Plots in the Community Garden are open to anyone affiliated with UW-Parkside. Two kinds of plots are available: personal and community. Community plots are tended to by several gardeners, who split both the work and the rewards. Personal plots are yours to tend and harvest - Professor Rogers and Kevin will gladly assist you with any of your questions about the process. Some of the plants that have been grown over the past years include garlic, rhubarb, herbs, asparagus, raspberries and squash. There are still many plots open for this season, so grab one and get gardening! Here's what you have to do: Know what you want to grow and how much space it will take. If your plot is not big enough for your intended produce, a second plot may be available. E-mail David Rogers at rogersd@uwp.edu. He will be happy to get you set up with your very own plot. The deadline to reserve a plot is flexible, but it is first come first serve, so don't waste any time! There is a suggested donation of $20 per plot, but operates on a sliding scale For more information on the Master Gardener program, visit: http://wimastergardener.org/ LGBQT resource center hosts table talk on being Intersex vs. Trans definitions if one were curious for more information). One of the main sibbsO 14^uwp Sedu trans terms focused on during the talk was transgender, which has less -2— — to do with sex than it does with gender, because this is someone who may be born with the sex (genitals) of a male, but identify themselves as On April 24 the LGBQT office hosted a table talk dealing with the top- female. In other words they feel they were born the wrong sex. ic of Intersex vs. Trans. The table talk was open to anyone interested in at- The talk brought up interesting questions regarding the two topics, tending and learning some more information on the topics. Not surpris- One of them being that because of the social dichotomy we live with, ingly, there was an abundance of information discussed during the talk, that being that the "training" we give to boys and girls from birth, i.e. and a lot of the information is some that many might not know already or colors, toys they play with, the way we treat them when they're hurt, realize. When thinking about the LGBQT community, some not involved etc., is this why the idea of ambiguous genitalia and identifying with a or experienced with the community might assume it is a community for different gender seems to be such a taboo? With that said, can society gay and lesbian individuals. The fact is that the community encompasses change? Or is it too set in its ways to change and not put so much into more than that, Lesbian Gay Bisexual Queer and Transsexual is what the gender and sex of people? They are hard questions to answer; it is even LGBQT community encompasses and embraces. possible that they are questions without answers at this point. Maybe in This particular table talk dealt with the differences between intersex our lifetimes we will see a change in social norms regarding these topand trans. The main difference is that intersex is when someone is born ics, but it is hard to tell, and unfortunately wouldn't be too surprising with ambiguous genitalia, or is born with genitalia not considered stan- if that change did not occur, which seems to be a common consensus, dard for either male or female. It is considered a congenital anomaly, Anyone looking for more information on these topics, or the LGBQT and falls under the label of a medical condition. When talking about community at Parkside and in Wisconsin should feel free to visit the on trans, the trans-umbrella must be considered, meaning that trans is an campus office, located near the student advising center, or the several umbrella term, and many terms actually fall under the trans umbrella, web sources they have available, uwplgbtqresourcecenter.tumblr.com, such as transgender, cross dressing, and even intersex, just to name a few facebook.com/Pride at Parkside, twitter.com./Pride at Parkside, and (the LQGQT office actually has a trans-umbrella with the terms and their www.lgbtqwisc.org. The Ranger News May 8,2013 Chicago Sexcon: yep, we really said sexcon Jimmy Gibbs gibbsO l4@uwp.edu Maybe you've heard about it, Chicago's Sexcon. It's advertised as the one and only all adult expo and party on the Planet. This is the actual advertisement on the website for Chicago's Sexcon, and it does, indeed, say on the planet. As it would turn out, the internet does not always provide the full truth. But I don't want to get ahead of myself here, so I'll provide you with how I came to be at Sexcon on Wednesday April 24.1 had spent most of the day studying hard at our University of Wisconsin Parkside. I had also received, via first class mail, my honorary degree from the Universal Life Church declaring me a Doctor of Divinity. Class was over, I was a doctor, the weather was nice, and I decided it was a good day to do a little celebrating. Not ten minutes after coming to this conclusion I received a phone call from a good friend asking me if I wanted to go to Sexcon with him and his girlfriend. I had no real idea what Sexcon was, but I assumed it would be some kind of convention focused on the sex industry. I informed him of my recent degree and my decision to celebrate, so my one condition was that there must be a bar or some kind of liquor supply at this function. He assured me there was, and I said ok, Sexcon it is. This was the 6th annual Sexcon, and I write this article for no other reason than to inform anyone and everyone about it, so you have the facts when the 7th year of Sexcon arrives. That way, when you get a phone call from a friend, or the incessant need to celebrate on a Wednesday night, and Sexcon is taking place in Chicago again, you know what you're getting yourself into before you walk through the doors. From the brief research I did on the internet, I had discovered it was pegged as the Planet's biggest adult expo and party, I figured this was an exaggeration, but figured even if it was Chicago's biggest, it wouldn't be half bad. We hit the road that night with high hopes. When we arrived in the city we saw the crowd outside the main entrance of the old Excalibur club, now called Castle, which is where Sexcon was taking place. The crowd looked promising. They charged us $40 to enter, more money than I really wanted to spend just to be allowed to walk into a building, but thought about what awaited us inside, and forked over the cash. We entered to the pulsating blasts of techno music, and a hearty welcome from strippers. The bar was also right next to the main entrance, so I figured I had come to the right place. We grabbed some beers and began to explore. There were five floors packed with patrons, all looking for the crazy display the adult industry had on hand for us. There began the problem, everyone was looking, but very few were finding. Each floor had a stage (and luckily a bar) but the floors surrounding the stage were usually too packed to watch the show taking place on the stage. While there were professionals from the industry walking around the floors passing out free nude playing cards and their business cards, the majority of people in attendance were sweaty men looking for cheap thrills (even though they paid $40 to get in). At one point my friend and I had been separated when trying to avoid several male strippers, who were also trying to find their way out of the madness, since they were there to make money, and they were getting none from the crowded floor of sweaty men. This is when, by some magic, I made my way to the stage, or as close to the stage as I had been all night. I decided to watch the show, which turned out to be pretty fun. It was two burlesque girls doing a pole dance; only one had a power grinder, and would use it to spray sparks all over the other girl while she danced. I was originally worried that one of the sparks would fly out our way and set one of the many surrounding men's hair on fire, since most were wearing more spray and gel in their hair than the dancers were on their entire body, setting off a chain reaction of head fires that would spread like herpes at the after party, but I decided to stay until my beer was empty. When all was said and done, Sexcon wasn't the worst time I've ever had. I had a fun time talking to some of the people I encountered. Some of the shows that I witnessed were creative and fun. The bigger picture was that Sexcon is an over-advertised money pit. It is not the biggest party on the planet, but I knew that going in. I would assume it's not the biggest adult expo period, since it wasn't an expo at all. Sexcon, for the layman, is no more than a one night a year nightclub with strippers rather than go-go dancers, plus all the lights are on, which only adds to the shame. So now you know. Hopefully now you are able to make a more educated decision next year when Sexcon returns. If you have the extra $40 dollars to get in, hey, why not, right? But, if you're not into the nightclub scene, then don't waste the money; don't let the internet fool you, Sexcon only brings the strip club to the nightclub in a seeming attempt to help lessen the after-shame experience one goes through after leaving a strip club in the wee hours of the morning. The bottom line is you're not missing too much if you miss the next Sexcon. The bro tank a comprehensive field study Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp.edu I asked some of my friends earlier what they thought a fun editorial would be, and my buddy Jack said: "the emergence of the bro tank." Since summer is right around the corner, I feel like it would be an excellent idea to discuss the notorious bro tank, and the bros who wear them, with you all. Since it was summoned out of the depths of Muscle Hell by Jack (Dr. Jack Villaruz, Ph.D. in Psychology and Neurobiology with emphasis on the social and group dynamics of bro behavior and their incessant desire to feed their lust for a viable mate, from the University of Wisconsin-Madison) let's dive right in. The bro tank, for those of you that do not know, is a tight fitting tank top worn by the male species to show off their muscle definition in the hopes of attracting a mate. A recent field study on the bro species showed that in order to attract said mate, the bro will casually walk by ir his bro tank, flex, and then grunt. Often times, this grunt is a signal to the other bros in the p ' t a pretty female is in the vicinity. If you're really lucky, you might even catch them in their ritualistic mating dance, where multiple bros clad in bro tanks will lift pretend weights and discuss going to the gym together. A bro is not dumb, contrary to popular belief. One of his favorite accessories is a cheap pair of sunglasses. These sunglasses allow him to check out his prospective mate's physique without making it blatantly obvious. A common response to this sunglass spectacle, Dr. Villaruz observed, was for the female to respond with a sassy "hmph" before walking away alone. If this does occur, the rejected bro will get ridiculed by the rest of his pack for multiple minutes, sometimes days, unless their focus is redirected by something else. That something else is most often a Muscle Milk, or a new potential mate. The best way to protect yourself from an Photo courtesy of skreened.coir awkward bro encounter is to wear baggy clothinj and to not make direct eye contact with any of th< males while they are in heat (which is hard to d< anyway due to their sunglasses). If the encounte cannot be averted and a conversation happens, jus be sure to use very large words. This will most like ly stun the bro and cause him to flee. If that doesn' work, then hey, maybe this bro isn't so bad after all For more information on the UW system br< culture, feel free to check out Dr. Villaruz's pub fished works in the UW-Madison library. Have ; happy, bro-full summer, Rangers. May 8,2013 The Ranger News 11 Sleepers of the Week Graduation Word Search E Z T J K N 0 W L E D G E C H Y S R w G 0 F I X Y 0 H I A G R J U 0 T Q B E E R G E D P R V A E c B T P I I L Q T 0 D A K Z B A C H E L 0 R S Q A I D R C L E E E S T E S S A m K U •1—J C L E E E S JLl E S S A T K U D K X H U V S V A 0 R E Y R A V Y N R K Z G S Y V U D K 0 T C 0 M M E N C E M E N T L I I 0 G F K G B L R 0 K E R N N 0 J G W E G E L L 0 C J E X E N P A R K S I D E X P L S 0 S N V F X E V Q S A K L 0 Q M 0 W W A M 0 L P I D V B R 0 M w 0 M A J 0 R Q R F S W J N G A G bachelors cap college commencement degree diploma gown graduation knowledge major parkside senior success tassel 12 The Ranger News This Semester's Ranger News Rave Reviews! 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The Ranger News is written and edited by students of the University_ofWisconsin-Parkside, and they are solely responsible for its editor^oiicy^dcorm^ Students unite in rebuking UW System Presic UW-Parkside to stand in solidarity with UW-Stout, UW-Marathon County and faculty groups ETHAN COSTELLO coste012@rangers.uwp. edu The UW-Parkside Student Government (PSG) intends to unite with student and faculty groups in a vote of 'no confidence' in UW System President Ray Cross at the weekly PSG meeting on Feb. 26 after he insinuated there would be no action if students were involved. A vote of no confidence demonstrates that a voting body believes that an individual in a position of power lacks the ability, motivation or commitment to the responsibilities of the position held, and therefore, cannot lead properly or effectively. The resolution will serve to voice the concerns of the student body of UW-Parkside over comments made by Cross in regards to 'shared governance' in the merger process of two and four-year campuses. When news of the merger hit campuses, students across the state promptly requested a voice in t his process in a joint statement under the Wisconsin State Legislation section 36.09(5). This statute states that students "shall have primary responsibility for advising the chancellor regarding the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests." Students were also assured by the Board of Regents that they would have a voice and have COURTESY OF ETHAN COSTELLO Keough Lemieux (left) addresses PSG about comments made by UW System President Ray Cross. Lemieux stresses the importance of standing with other students statewide. PSG senators (top right) listen attentively. Adelana Akindes (bottom right) responds to the senate about other matters. ample opportunity to be heard respondence to Regent Gerald the process; however, had they Student Represenwives; (UWSSR) even if n ot involved in student Whitburn, "Getting hammered by been mvolved we wouldn t b e do- meeting when students requested oovernment the 'shared governance' leaders ing anything!!" These comments two seats on the Steering Commit- * Cross wrote in an email cor- because they weren't involved in were made after a UW-System tee which would Garden of Eatin': a new spin on community gardens COURTESY OF AUSTIN KRIEGER The new head-quarters for Garden of E atin'. There is still lots of work to be done before the office is operational. AUSTIN KRIEGER krieg004@rangers. uwp.edu Garden of Eatin' is a commu- "nity garden Ibased in Kenosha dedicated jto providing Ifresh fruits and vegetables for pantries and shelters in the area. Garden of Eatin' (GOE) was founded by veteran and UW-Parkside alumnus Andy Berg. While attending a sports nutrition and fitness class with Professor Stefani Strauss-Thompkins, Berg was required to work 5-10 hours of volunteer work within the community, but was unable to make the time while having two children, working full time, and studying as a full time student. In place of the volunteer hours Berg was able to propose a written plan for a community garden in ANDY BERG Kenosha but with "a bit of twist.". Support from community The fundamental difference between GOE and other community gardens is that everything used to raise the crops and everything harvested is donated by and to the local community. Berg explains that everything from "seeds, trowels, shovels, gloves, and labor" are all volunteers and donations. GOE receives many of its volunteers throughout the year from United Way and during annual events such as "Make a Difference Day" at UWParkside. Berg is happy with the help that he receives, but is always searching for more volunteers, especially during the summer when volunteer numbers are lower. Plans for the future Berg and GOE recently purchased a small home on 38th avenue in Kenosha to serve as an office and give volunteers and See GARDEN page 2 INDEX Campus News 2-3 Police Blotter. 3 Culture 4-5 Editorial Desk 6 Staff & M ission 6 Opinion 6 Bearly News 7 Sports 8 CAMPUS NEWS New Master's degree program. See page 2 BEARLY N EWS Rhashad Gray earns honors. See page 7 2 CAMPUS NEWS THE RANGER NEWS February 28,2018 Local Events March 1 2018 Nonprofit Professional Certificate | 8:30a.m.-3:30p.m. | February 23 - May 18 | Tallent Hall Gain that edge as a nonprofit professional. This certificate is designed to help you create opportunities through peer interaction as well as professional insights from expert instructors. Whether you are getting started, or have some experience in the nonprofit sector, this program is an absolute must to lay an essential foundation for working in the nonprofit sector. Program Highlights Accelerated program certificate completion in four months Learn from nonprofit field experts Small group setting Scholarships -limited number available* (Please Note: If completing a scholarship application, please wait to register for program until receiving result of application review) Conflict Analysis and Intervention | 9a.m.-12p.m. | February 5 - March 9 | UW-Parkside (blended) Develop Critical Thinking, Problem Solving, Improve Negotiation Skills, and Build better Self-awareness Conflict is an inevitable and constant feature of our lives - a fundamental feature of our relationships at home, at work, and in the world at large. How we handle conflict - either well, or poorly - has profound consequences for the fate of our relationships, our own mental health, our organizations, and our communities. In a series of 3 modules, this certificate provides participants with the basic concepts and tools that are necessary for transforming destructive approaches to conflict into constructive ones. Module 1 focuses on Self-Awareness, Module 2 on Conflict Analysis, and Module 3 on Negotiation and Mediation. Students will practice with case studies, and with exercises that help them apply these lessons to their own lives. March 7 Summer Opportunity Fair | 11 a.m. -2p.m. | Upper Main Place (Wyllie Hall) Students and seasonal employers connect at the annual Summer Opportunity Fair. More information on RangerTrak powered by Handshake. March 9 Survival Skills Friday: Survival Gardening | 12 p.m. - 1p.m. | UWParkside Library Friends Reading Room How would you eat if you survived an apocalyptic event? Join Heather Spencer and other library staff members to learn the basics of gardening for fun and function. All attendees will receive a packet of "Survival Seeds." March 10 Descubre Parkside | 9a.m. - 12:30p.m. | Student Center Ballroom ACOMPANANOS! Hi spanohabl antes estudiantes de la secundaria y familiares, ven a descubrir mas sobre la experiencia universitaria y el proceso de aplicacidn.. OFRECEMOS Almuerzo gratis Presentaciones bilingiies Transportation desde areas escolares Ambiente relajado, usar ropa cbmoda y traer cochecitos para los mas pequenos. March 12 Summer Registration Begins | March 13 Active Minds presents the Realities of Eating Disorders Creativity-Community-Commerce / The Business of Jazz | 5p.m. | Bedford Concert Hall KRYSTAL DODGE thorn008@rangers. uwp. edu On Feb. 21, Active Minds hosted an event called Realities of Eating Disorders at UW-Parkside. Professor of ethnic studies Heather Kind-Keppel, who has a master's degree in counseling, spoke at the event. The event brought to light how devastating an eating disorder can be and how prevalent they are. According to Anorexia Nervosa and Related Eating Disorders (ANRED), "Without treatment up to 20 % of people with a serious eating disorder die." Active Minds club Active Minds is a club at UWParkside that was revived in the fall semester of 2017. The president is Robin Zelek. Active Minds is a mental health awareness group whose goal is to remove the stigma surrounding mental health. Zelek said, "We chose eating disorders because it's a topic that is important and does not get talked about enough." Active Minds has suicide prevention training on March 7 at 5 p.m. in the Walnut Room at UWParkside. Last semester they held events teaching about Schizophrenia and mental health resources. Zelek said, "We plan to schedule more events and continue to educate and bring awareness of a variety of mental health issues." They have meetings every Wednesday at 5 p.m. and more information is available on Campus Connect. What is an eating disorder? An eating disorder is a mental disorder, that is characterized by abnormal eating habits that negatively affect a person's mental and physical health. Eating disorders can affect both men and women. Eating disorders can be invisible. It is a disease that you must learn to manage for the rest of your life. While treatment is an important step it is not enough by itself. There can be triggers that brings back the behavior. Anorexia Nervosa, Bulimia Nervosa, and Binge Eating Disorder are the different disorders that were discussed at the Active Minds event. People with Anorexia Nervosa have an obsessive fear of gaining weight, and they fiercely limit the quantity of food they eat. Bulimia Nervosa is a cycle of binge eating, which uses vomiting, excessive exercise, and laxatives to compensate. In Binge Eating Disorder, people will lose control over their food consumption, but they do not try to compensate for it like Bulimia Nervosa. Eating disorders are not really about the food, but more about control . Sometimes life is so chaotic that a person feels they just need control over something. It does not start out as a full-fledged disorder but can quickly turn in to one. Warning Signs There are a variety of warning signs to watch for. Things such as chronic dieting, constant weight fluctuations, and obsession with calories and fat content are things to watch out for. They may also switch between periods of fasting and overeating. They can become withdrawn, depressed, lethargic, and isolated. There also tends to be ritualistic eating patterns. The problem is that eating disorders can manifest in a myriad of ways in different people. If you are worried about someone, you need to ask them the hard questions. You need to pay attention and be an advocate for them. There is help, and they will need a solid support network to get this devastating condition under control. RANGER RADIO The Top 5 most played albums during the week of Feb. 4, on WIPZ 101.5 FM: 1. The Gridlock - Cecil Frena 2. Knowing What You Know Now - Marmozets 3. Post- - Jeff Rosenstock 4. Countries - Van William 5. LONER - Caronline Rose WIPZ is looking for a Promotions Director who would help keep tabs on current ads as well as sell underwriting. If interested, please contact Daniel Dreckmann at dreck001@rangers.uwp.edu Download WIPZ's app called Tune-In and listen to their radio station at 101.5 FM. Listen online anywhere at anytime on wipz.org or check out their radio schedule and other cool information. New Master's degree in clinical mental health counselling Dr. Emmanuel Otu discusses details and employment opportunities offered by new master s program COURTESY OF KRYSTAL DODGE Heather Kind-Keppel(left) and Robin Zelek(right). JOSEPH CANNING canniO01 @rangers.uwp. edu UW-Parkside is known for its strong pre-health undergraduate program and other undergraduate programs in healthcare which draw hundreds of students to the school; however, UW-Parkside also offers numerous post-graduate degrees in the medical field. Joining the many other master's degrees offered by the College of Natural and Health Sciences, a master's degree in clinical mental health counselling will become available in fall of this year. The University of Wisconsin Board of Regents approved the clinical mental health counselling urogram last October, and it was officially announced on UW-Parkside's website on November 9. Dr. Emmanuel Otu, Founding Dean of the College of Natural and Health Sciences and Professor of Chemistry, spoke to the Ranger News about the new program. Even though the degree is not available until the fall, he said that there are already seven applicants. What to expect Classes within the program cover multicultural relationships, family issues, general health psychology, psychotherapy, general counselling, coping mechanisms, and much more. There is a graduation requirement of 60 credit-hours, meaning a student would have to take 20 courses that are worth three credit-hours apiece. They are a mix of online, hybrid, and traditional classes. The program as a whole has been specifically designed to address a change in licensure requirements for Licensed Professional Counselors in Wisconsin; the new requirements will be in effect as of this September. Dr. Otu said these courses "run through the whole area of what you could consider health—mental health, trauma." Referring to the recent tragic shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, he also said that some classes teach "how to help families deal with situations like that, because, for their lifetime, they have lost somebody." Students would be instructed on how to help patients cope with loss and other trauma over extended periods of time. Employment opportunities The potential future employment for graduates of the new program is widely varied; they could be employed by anyone who needs the services of a Licensed Professional Counselor. "They can work at mental health institutions and hospitals, inpatient for] outpatient mental health units. Usually, they'll work alongside psychiatrists," assured Otu. He continued, "the graduates would be the ones who help the patients go through the day-to-day ups and downs of their lives." Graduates of the program would also be equipped to work in schools and, potentially, to start their own businesses. Regarding the current supply of mental health counselors, Dr. Otu said, "there are not enough... they are needed almost everywhere fin Wisconsin]." In fact, the need for counselors is primarily around Kenosha, Madison, and Green Bay. Otu also pointed out the opportunities for mental health specialists in the more rural areas of the state, where mental health care is generally much harder to obtain. Consider a graduate degree Dr. Otu wanted students to know that their education does not have to end after they receive their bachelor's degree as getting a master's degree may help a student get the job they truly want. In the last six years, he has helped Parkside to add four new master's programs in the College of Natural and Health Sciences alone. A fifth master's program—healthcare administration—has been developed but is still pending the approval of the UW Board of Regents. Anyone who is interested in obtaining a master's degree in clinical health counselling from UW-Parkside can head to www.uwp.edu and look for "programs" under the "academics" tab to learn more. Garden: A community project board members a place to perform their duties during the winter months. Berg is searching for any help concerning the renovations at the new office, which includes siding, replacing windows, and general carpentry. Completing the office renovations will give GOE more space to operate in the months they are not planting or working with the gardens. GOE will also be hosting an event related to UW-Parkside's Big Read. Professor Peggy James will be speaking at GOE's new office of the Big Read's book "Station Eleven." The office is located on 4605 38th avenue, Kenosha and the event will be open to UWParkside students and local community members. To the garden Despite the great strides GOE has made since it conception, there is always more work to be done and more plants to be grown. Berg and his fellow members of GOE are continuously looking to do more in the community and grow their organization. What started out as an assignment for a class has turned into a project that offers relief and joy felt by both those receiving the food from the gardens and those growing it. February 28,2018 THE RANGER NEWS Briefs Pre ff code revision for KUSD EMILY ERGEN ergenO01 @rangers. uwp. edu On Tuesday, Feb. 13, the Kenosha Unified school district met for a vvork session regarding the High School's dress code. The dress code to be revisited was concerning what females are and aren't allowed to wear, such as yoga pants or leggings. The work session was not called to make and move forward with decisions revising the dress code, but to only make suggestions on what should change. Suggestions made were that leggings and yoga pants are to be allowed worn as pants, tanks be worn as tops and students be supplied proper clothing instead of being sent home when dress coded. Another work session will be scheduled for another time later this year. Government experiences another shutdown TRAVIS NORTHERN north004@rangers.uwp. edu Government Experiences Another Shutdown One could be forgiven for not knowing that the federal government had shut down a second time this year, because it started and ended overnight. On Feb. 9,2018, the shutdown occurred from 12:01 AM to 5:30 AM. A bill had reached the Senate for voting on Thursday night that would keep the government funded, eliminate caps on its spending, and temporarily suspend the debt ceiling. Attempting to combat excessive spending, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) filibustered to stall the Vote. The government briefly shut down, but the Senate rules prevented the filibuster from continuing past 1:00 AM. Soon after the disagreement was set aside, a deal was reached. The funding bill passed, raising defense, non-defense, and disaster relief spending by over $300 billion. Outstanding Faculty Award presented to Parkside instructor Michelle Gabor NAOMI DORNFELD dornfOO 1 @rangers. uwp. edu UW-Parkside instructor Michelle Gabor, an associate business lecturer, was recognized by the University of Wisconsin MBA Consortium as an honorable recipient of the 2017 UW MBA Outstanding Faculty Award this February. Class nomination In Oct. 2017, students enrolled in the UW system's MBA programs were given an opportunity to nominate staff for the Outstanding Faculty Award. Michelle Gabor, an MBA program graduate, celebrated UW-Parkside alumna and incoming online instructor, was named a noteworthy candidate by students enrolled in her Accounting Foundations course that she taught in the fall semester. According to the feedback retrieved for consideration by the UW MBA Consortium, Gabor was noted for being remarkably responsive and deliberate in communication throughout the term. The online Consortium announcement referenced one student's opinion, saying that "Michelle provided excellent feedback on all the work we've done through throughout the course. Her feedback was in fact one of the most valuable part[s] in learning the subject." Another student said, "Professor Gabor is the most timely instructor I've had in terms of responding to questions and grading assignments." A strategy for success As identified through the feedback received from students, what sets her apart in an online classroom setting is her unusual accessibility and attentiveness to students and and their work. "I remember being a student," Gabor states. "When the assignment you receive on Wednesday is due Friday and you're not getting the help you need, the need will continue into the next week and so on." As many students can likely attest, when a building block of course content is not fully grasped or late work accumulates, it becomes difficult to succeed throughout the duration of the class. One strategy Gabor implemented through the term, to be available for assistance as needed, was a 24-hour response window; if a student posted a question, she would either respond within that time frame or make a comment that the concern would be addressed at a later time. The aim of instruction Although timely responses, thorough feedback and consistent communication are indicators that Michelle provides excellent service as an instructor, it is the conviction for the responsibility of educators that drives her to deliver excellence in the classroom. In a reflection of how to approach growth as an educator, Michelle says that "it's really about how the students learn. They're the ones paying the money. We owe it to them to do a good job." It is because of this attitude towards student service that qualifies her for such an award. COURTESY OF ABIGAYLE KATHERYNE LEFT: Professor Michelle Gabor receiving her award in the dean's office. RIGHT: UW M BA Outstanding Faculty Award No confidence: Students respond to President Ray Cross Surviving the apocalypse Tips, tricks from officer Bergendahl the merger process. In light of these comments, students and faculty view Cross's comments as a dismissal. The statute of shared governance clearly indicates that students should have a say in this process, and so far, there has been little indication that students have been and/or will be represented. The concern is not necessarily about the merger itself. Acting PSG President Keough Lemieux wrote in an email to PSG Senate members clarifying that the issue is not about whether the merger is good or otherwise but rather, "the issue is that we [were] not included in the discussion of this plan that will have a lasting impact on our state." This is not the first time that students have gone unrepresented. The Segregated University fees distribution process in 2015 and the Freedom of Expression mandate that passed last winter have brought big changes without proper student representation. The UW-Madison chapter of the American Association of University Professors(AAUP) \ ^ / ENCORE FRAP HOUR Hall Price Frsppuccinos! Wednesday and Fridays 9:30AM-10:30AM wrote a letter rebuking President Cross for his disregard of shared governance, which includes faculty and academic staff, is deeply concerning. "It does not bode well for the success of your policies that you consider shared governance to be nothing more than an impediment to progress, " the AAUP wrote. Cross responded to the backlash stating, "I think that there's confusion about who should be involved in what and how." "I would argue that shared governance has, in some ways, equated decisions at all levels on all issues, and that's not, in my mind, appropriate," Cross added. Lemieux adds in his email to the PSG senate, "If we [lose] shared governance this could mean a dark path for the UW in the future, one where student input on decisions that have the chance to alter our lives continues to be disregarded." As of press-time the result of the PSG resolution, held on Feb. 26, has not been determined. ERBERT & GERBERT'S Wyllie Market Mon-Thurs 730 AM- 7 PM Frkiay 730 AM-2 PM KIARA FOX fox00034@rangers. uwp. edu On Feb. 16, Kurt Bergendahl, a UW-Parkside police officer, demonstrated some tips and tricks for basic self-defense, as part of the ongoing Big Read event series that focuses on "Station Eleven" by Emily St. James Mendel. The event also served as a preview for some of his future self-defense classes. Warning signs Bergendahl started the event by talking about personal space and how to know if someone is going to attack you. He says," What we have to do is think about what our normal distance is when we are talking to people." Generally, people prefer about three feet of personal space, and anything beyond that can make them uncomfortable or be a sign of possible attack. Most of the time, one can pick up on ques of an attack. Bergendahl mentions that some of these warning postures include direct eye contact, clenched fists or flared nostrils. A post-apocalyptic world In order to tie it back to the Big Read theme, Bergendahl gave some self-defense tips that are meant to be used in a post-apocalyptic world. Guns would not be available in that situation, so Bergendahl states that "bare minimum we need to keep ourselves safe." Students learned that in a postapocalyptic world, anything can become a weapon. Bergendahl showed how a pen can be "a real effective tool to the eye and the face" by demonstrating that it can be used similarly to a knife. Therefore, the use of knives was also including in the demonstration. He reviewed the 21 foot rule as a rule of thumb, which states that" within 21 feet, even if I shoot somebody... [in] the heart or in the head, at 21 feet they can still stab me." If a person were running, then a shot to the head or heart does not prevent them from stabbing someone because they could continue to be affected by inertia and gravity. The real world But in today's world, guns are an issue. Bergendahl and Ranger Bear showed students how to change the target of a shooter by throwing objects at the shooter to offer multiple targets and distract them. Another real world example was learning the difference between self defense and battery. Bergendahl states that "self-defense is [when] they did something, I reacted and did something back, and then 1 backed off. Battery is [ when] they did something, I reacted and defended myself, and now they are on the ground and I continue [to lash out]." Overall, survival skills are something that anyone can relate to and that can come in handy. John Aasen, a student that attended the event, said that it was useful because either "the worst does happen and it is an apocalypse or just regular self defense," He continued to say, "I think the skills we learned are very useful." The event was successful in relating to "Station Eleven" and the Big Read and it also provided relevant skills for the modern world. Police Blotter February 8 DISORDERLY CONDUCT I Wyllie Hall. 6:14 p.m. Complainant (Staff) reports unruly student. Officer took report, referred to Dean of Students. February 12 SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES I Ra nger Hall. 11:21 p.m. Hall Director request officer for smell of marijuana. Officer unable to locate where coming from. February 13 DISORDERLY CONDUCT | Ranger Hall. 12:50 a.m. Complainant (Student) reports individuals banging on her door. Officers & Hall Director arrive to location, one female (Student) transported to Kenosha Jail, on Probation & Parole Hold. DISORDERLY CONDUCT I Ranger Hall. 2:27 p.m. Hall Director reports student in officer request to speak to officer. Officer took report. WELFARE CHECK I Ra nger Hall. 5:25 p.m. Student request welfare check of another student. Officer made contact with student. AGENCY ASSIST I Off - Campus Location. 6:46 p.m. KSD unit out with warrant subject. UWPPD officer assisted then cleared. WELFARE CHECK I CT H JR (Petrifying Springs). 8:01 p.m. KSD dispatcher request welfare check on subject walking along roadway. UWPPD officer located subject, then escorted him to location in city. February 14 SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES I Wy llie Hall. 4:09 p.m. Staff request officer assistance suspicious activity. Officer unable to locate. February 15 ANIMAL I CTH A.10:06 a.m. Complainant (Non-Affiliate) reports his dog was injured by another dog. Officer took report. TRAFFIC ACCIDENT I Stu dent Center Lot. 4:16 p.m. Complainant (Staff) request officer due to a note left on her vehicle. Officer took report. AGENCY ASSIST I ST H 31 (Green Bay Rd). 10:12 p.m. KSD dispatch report accident, Car vs. Deer. UWPPD officer assisted then cleared. February 16 TRAFFIC VIOLATION I Un iversity Drive. 11:26 a.m. Driver (Student) ticketed for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign. February 17 TRESPASSING - UNAUTHORIZED PRESENCE I Cr oss Country Course. 1:23 p.m. DNR notified by anonymous person regarding suspicious activity. UWPPD officer spoke to DNR personnel. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I STH 31 (Green Bay Rd). 11:24 p.m. Driver (Non-Affiliate) was ticketed for Operating After Revocation. February 19 WELFARE CHECK I Pik e River Suites. 5:02 a.m. Concerned mother reports son is having a panic attack. Officer located student, he's working on some breathing technics and is on phone with his mother. February 21 COMPUTER CRIMES I Ra nger Hall. 12:25 p.m. Complainant (Student) reports hacking into her computer. Officer took report. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I University Drive. 2:50 p.m. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign & Possession of Marijuana/Drug Paraph. TRAFFIC ACCIDENT - PROPERTY DAMAGE I Ra nger Lot. 4:38 p.m. Complainant (Staff) reports accident with no injuries. Officer took report. UWPPD Emergency: 262-595-2911 Non-emergency: 262-595-2455 THE RANGER NE WS February 28,2018 4 | CULTURE "Station Eleven": Smooth and easy HOLLA.CE VILLARREAL Viila068@rangers. uwp. edu The Big Read has just begun and there are about two more weeks of activities left surrounding the book "Station Eleven". The plot (slight spoilers ahead) Our story starts out with Arthur, one of the main characters in the book, dying onstage of King Lear. Jeevan, a paparazzo turned EMT, runs onstage to try and save him, but his efforts seem to be in vain. Instead, while a cardiologist from the audience does CPR to try to revive Arthur, Jeevan goes to comfort Kirsten, a little girl who was acting as one of Lear's daughters, and the main protagonist of the book. After trying to revive Arthur, Jeevan receives a call from one of his friends, Hua, who works in a hospital. Hua tells him to leave town as quickly as he can, that there is an epidemic of epic proportions on the way. Jeevan decides to hole up in his brother's apartment building with mass amounts of food instead. Flash forward to the future: Twenty years after the outbreak, civilization is destroyed. Kirsten is travelling with a band of musicians and actors, the Travelling Symphony, and again acting in King Lear. Her troupe is there to preserve human culture, to not let people forget where they came from. They play Shakespeare because the people like it; they like to see "the best of humanity". Upon the caravans is a Star Trek quote: "Survival is insufficient". Kirsten keeps Station Eleven comics on her, gifts from Arthur when she was young. They were written by his first wife, Miranda, and she treasures them. Great readability and constant themes The first thing 1 noticed about Station Eleven was how it sucked you in. If you are worried about the time commitment to the book, do not be. The read is smooth and easy, captivating and compelling. The main characters, Kirsten, Miranda, and Arthur, are all multifaceted and interesting. Kirsten is the main protagonist of the story and she values culture of all kinds, values anything that preserves her humanity. Throughout the book there are stories of people clinging to culture in whatever form it takes. Before the collapse of civilization, Miranda throws herself into her work, creating Station Eleven (the comic) and Arthur wholeheartedly loves to act. After the collapse, Kirsten inherits Arthur's love for acting, playing in "high-brow" Shakespeare shows, while still collecting the "low-brow" media of comics, bringing Miranda and Arthur's interests together in her life. Kirsten's best friend, August, collects TV guides, despite the lack of TV. Clarke, Arthur's friend who escaped the collapse with Arthur's second wife and son, creates a "Museum of Civilization" inside an old airport to preserve the history of the world he once knew. Even by rejecting culture, the theme of culture still exists. Station Eleven takes place in the aftermath of a devastating pandemic. Tyler, Arthur's biological son, rejected the old world's culture and tried to create his own, becoming a lecherous prophet. But still, he practises a religion that goes back thousands of years and even obsesses over the Station Eleven comics in the same way that Kirsten does. Culture affects every aspect of life, regardless of what the person wants. Overall thoughts "Station Eleven" was definitely one of the best books 1 h ave read all year and, though the library is out of free copies, I hi ghly recommend going to find one at your local library or bookstore. Events „,;h hp on in a nn until March 14th! "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" is unparalleled, a flawed masterpiece COURTESY OF WWW.KINGDOMCOMERPG.COM Warfare in "Kingdom Come: Deliverance." THOMAS GROBBEN grobbO01 ©rangers.uwp. edu Way back in 2011, a group of game developers in the Czech Republic founded a company called Warhorsc Studios. Little was known about the fledgling enterprise, except that they intended to develop an open-world roleplaying game that had its foundations in historical accuracy. For three years they languished in obscurity, until a Kickstarter campaign in 2014 brought them over 1.5 million dollars in funding. Their proposed game was to be called "Kingdom Come: Deliverance." After years of development and uncertainty, "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" was released on Feb. 13,2018. Although generally well-received, it has generated some polarizing reactions from fans and critics for its high level of difficulty, its uncompromising dedication to realism and the presence of an overwhelming number of technical issues. Trading fantasy for history "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" takes place in Bohemia in the early 15th century. You play as Henry, a blacksmith's son who becomes embroiled in a political conflict that threatens the very future of the Holy Roman Empire. After his village is burned to the ground, Henry is taken into the service of a lord who is willing to train him. This is not a fantastical tale of heroism; Henry is, and will forever be, a peasant with little to no status in the world. The game goes to great lengths to present its audience with an accurate, unadulterated picture of history. As such, Henry, being a peasant, is unable to read or write. If you want to decipher coded messages or read books, you are going to have to find a scribe willing to teach you how to read. Henry is also an untrained combatant, meaning that any of your initial attempts at battle will yield hilarious (and sometimes disastrous) results. Warhorse Studios have painstakingly developed a combat-system for "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" that closely resembles traditional Historical European Martial Arts (HEMA).This means that fights are slow and deliberate, and will easily end in your premature demise if you rush in unprepared. Players will also have to make sure that they keep Henry healthy. If you forget to eat, you will starve. If you leave wounds unattended, you will succumb to those wounds. This is a heavy dose of realism for a generation of gamers have grown accustomed to fantasy roleplaying games like "Skyrim" and "Dragon Age." Czech out these bugs "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" is a game developed by a small team that shoots for the stars in terms of scope, and this is evident in the perfonnance of the game itself. There are many bugs, or errors, that occur throughout the game's vast land, and these go a long way towards diminishing the realism that is so intrinsic to the experience. Technical glitches will often distract players during tense story sequences, and some performance issues may even prevent the game from being played at all. On the bright side, Warhorse Studios has been very open in its commitment towards continued support for the game, meaning that these issues will most likely be addressed in the future. Despite its many problems, "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" has provided me with an experience, unparalleled in terms of historical realism, that 1 will not soon forget. Underneath the glitches, there is an expansive and beautiful game waiting to be played by those who are not faint of heart. "Kingdom Come: Deliverance" is a flawed masterpiece. Score: 83/100 NextLevel Gaming Online (NLGO) is an online magazine and podcast, centered on the gaming industry. NLGO covers video games, tabletop games, hardware, software, internet news, visit their website at http://nlgo.net. This Week in History: Murder in Stockholm BY RORY LARSON Iarso066@rangers.uwp.edu One of the most influential leaders in European politics in the 1970s-80s was Prime Minister of Sweden, Olof Palme. The Social Democratic Party of Sweden had control when Palme came to power as Prime Minister and was responsible for stabilizing and improving Sweden by creating the most expansive social services in the world. Palme was an advocate of Sweden's moderate socialism and championed the wellbeing of his country. From challenging South Africa's Apartheid to tiying to resolve the tensions during the Iran-Iraq War, Palme can best be described as a European leader in ethics. Palme's life was as intriguing as his death was shocking. In what is often likened to a Swedish version of the J.F.K. assassination, Palme's life was cut short by a murder that to this day, remains unsolved. The specifics The morning of Feb. 28,1986, Olof Palme left for work, dismissing his bodyguards for the day for a bit of privacy. His work day began much like any other with calls and meetings till noon, when he had a single hour to himself before the official government luncheon at one that afternoon. No one knows what Palme did in his hour alone before the luncheon, but he showed up twenty minutes late to the function angry, upset, and refusing to tell anyone what was wrong. Only as the day went on did he seem to calm down. When Palme went home for the evening, his wife discussed going to go see a movie and maybe even meeting up with their son there, and decided to take the subway to the movie. Witnesses who saw Palme reported that when he got to the station he seemed nervous and moving in an odd manner. Palme arrived at the cinema with his wile, meeting his son and his son's girlfriend there. When the movie was finished, Palme decided he and his wife would walk home instead of taking the subway. Though it was late, windy, 19 degrees, over a mile walk, and his wife was tired, the two began to make their journey home. While Mr. and Mrs. Palme were walking home, a witness recalled seeing a tall and suspicious looking man in a dark coat walking across the street. He observed the man walking up to Palme and his wife before the assailant suddenly grabbed Palme by the shoulder and fired two shots into his back with a handgun. The stranger checked to make sure Palme was dead before running off. Who killed him? Police exhaustively searched for Palme's killer, but to no avail. After two years they took Christer Pettersson to court for the murder, but he was acquitted because they were unable to produce the murder weapon. The police had made supposed errors in procedures during his line up, and there was a lack of a clear motive. 1 here are dozens of conspiracy theories on Palme's murder but some of the most popular ones include that it was an assassination by a member of the Yugoslavian security service or that perhaps Victor Gunnarson, a Swedish extremist with a dislike for Palme, may have been the one to fire the fateful shots. Despite the numerous theories many still believe that it was Pettersson who killed Palme. Pettersson was a known criminal with a history of drug and alcohol abuse and had been once incarcerated for manslaughter. It is speculated that Pettersson may have mistook Palme for one of his ding dealers that frequented that particular path home, and that it was all a case of mistaken identity. Unfortunately, Pettersson died in 2004 and the case remains open to this day. February 28,2018 THE RANGER NEWS CULTURE | 5 "Sing Street": When impressing a crush goes too far Everyone wants to start a band at some point, but how many actually manage to pull it off? ROSEMARY SCHWEITZER schwe037@rangers. uwp. edu The '80s was a strange time. A time of perms and neon clothing, but for our purposes today, we will focus on the really good music: Duran Duran, Michael Jackson, The Police, Bon Jovi, a-ha, Bowie, Queen and Madonna to just barely scratch the surface. "Sing Street", the 2016 romance/drama film out of Ireland, on the other hand, was not satisfied to just scratch the surface. The basics The film centers around a ragtag band of teens attending Synge Street Christian Brothers School in Dublin, led by Conor Lawlor. Conor's parents are constantly fighting, and when the family falls on hard times, it is Conor's education that suffers. Plucked from his reputable and expensive school, the fifteen year old was sent to Synge Street, where the strict Brother Baxter and a number of bullies make each school day a nightmare. We have all been there Having only made one friend in his first week, Conor's attention is drawn by a mysterious beauty across the street from his school. So what does our young Lawlor do? He tries to impress her, of course. How does he try to impress her ? By asking her to be in a music video for his band, obviously. So he has the girl for his band's music video, great. Now all he needs is a band! Sing Street is something of a departure from the other movies in UW-Parkside's foreign film series with its quick and witty dialog, sardonic characters, and up-beat soundtrack. If Aquarius, Things to Come, or The Salesman were not quite your cup of tea, give this one a try. Sing Street roused audiences with four awards for best original song, two for best use of music in a film, one for best actor in a supporting role, and best overlooked film of the year. Add a Golden Globe nomination for Best Motion Picture (musical or comedy) to that and a thirty eight other nominations, it could not be a terrible movie. Still not convinced? Jeez Director John Carney explores the relationships between siblings, parents, friends and crushes in this stellar coming of age story. Now, I am not afraid to admit that I am a little sick of comingof-age stories, with their profound teenagers and overused cliches, but Carney manages to put an original spin on the typical story that is so relatable. We have all wanted to impress our crushes, we have all had fights with our family, we have all wanted to be original, and at some point, we have all wanted to run away and abandon our lives. Sing Street encapsulates this in a one hour and forty five minute morsel that, at the very least, left me craving more. If you missed it at UW-Parkside, check it out on Netflix or your local library because, if you are anything like me, you will not regret it. COURTESY OF WWW.HOLLYWOODREF'ORTER.COM Petland The City: Where do we go from here? Culture Events Hiring today! Our Pet Counselors are dedicated to matching the with the right-customer while meeting the needs of At Petland Racine, Pet Counselors are the i between families and their forever pet. Wc carry 6( at all times and an effective Pet Counselor needs to be able to advise each family on the best breeds to meet their lifestyle and living situation. This is a performance oriented sales position with performance based pay. Qualified applicants must possess strong communication skills, excellent people skills, the ability to learn quickly and utilize new information rapidly, and a desire to perform at a high level. 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ROSEMARY SCHWEITZER schwe035@rangers.uwp.edu RORY LARSON Iarso066@rangers.uwp.edu "The City" by Lori Nix is an eerily inspiring and thought-provoking art exhibition using models of abandoned and derelict locations. Nix's art depicts many everyday locations from shopping malls, laundromats, and salons to more unique ones such as a space center and a control room in an unknown context. Each model is meticulously crafted and seems so lifelike that at a glance one might not even know it is a model. It s i the details that make each scene so intriguing and yet so haunting. The photos depict only the manufactured and natural environment with no living subjects anywhere to be found which leaves the viewer wondering, "where did the people go?" A dark future This lack of humans is no coincidence and has an express purpose. Nix's exhibit challenges us to ask ourselves deeper questions about the future of life on Earth and the impact or our presence here. If this were truly the apocalypse, would we not see some sign of bodies, or have they already turned to dust with the passing of time? The images give us some idea of when they may have been taken but are vague enough in setting to leave us guessing. Is it tomorrow or twenty years from now? Nature seems to be taking these spaces back over, but ever so slowly. In "Library" we can see a tree growing directly from the linoleum tile floor. It has grown tall and is peeking through the roof, giving us a glimpse of a blue sky just beyond the building. In every photograph, we are left to wonder what is beyond the windows in the outdoors, each giving just a smal glance of what might be out there after we are long gone. Another world The viewer must question not only what is out beyond these partial views of singular rooms but what happened to make it this way. Whether humans have died off or simply up and departed the planet, leaving behind the ghost of the expansive civilization that once thrived there. In another photo entitled "Space Center" space suits of varying size are displayed in the center of a room scattered with futuristic artifacts and covered in moss. The suits and an alien purple sky outside the cracked windows evoke the thought that we may not even be on Earth anymore. This gives rise, once again, to the question of when these photos were taken. If the photo was indeed taken on another planet, how long could it have taken us to get there? If moss and other plants have grown and taken over the space, how long has it been abandoned? Above and beyond all else, "The City" tries to convey the message that the universe began in a certain state, and it will always return to that state, no matter how long it takes. This is the nature of the universe, and this is the hopeful note Nix surely wants to leave viewers with. jesstheskakid.com Underground Music That is Literally Underground Check out the Jess The Ska Kid Show bringing you Live Music, Band Interviews, and Stuff you should know. facebook ce-nVJrssthcskiikittf facebook Subscribe to: jesstheskakid YniiflffifS) Channel Hi 2310 S Green Bay Rd Racine, Wi www.petlandracine.com (262)598-1201 Follow: jesstheskakid jesstheskakid@gmail.com Google+ March 1 Lori Nix: The City I 8a.m.- 9p.m. I February 25-March 10 I Library March 2 Art in the UWP Library: Civilization & Extinction I 8a.m.-9p.m. IMarch 2 - April 30 I Library View original art from the UWP community relating to themes of civilization, culture, and extinction. Noon Concert Series: UWP Choirs I 12p.m. I Bedford Concert Hall Survival Skill Friday: Fiber Arts 1 12p.m.-lp.m. I UW-Parkside Library Friends Reading Room Members from the UWP Ministry of Fiber Arts will be on hand to demonstrate and teach a variety of yarn-based crafts. No experience required and supplies will be provided. Theatre: One Man, Two Guvnors by Richard Bean 1 7p.m. I Main Stage Theatre March 3 Theatre: One Man, Two Guvnors by Richard Bean I 7p.m. I Main Stage Theatre March 6 Film: ":Blade Runner 2049" I 8p.m. - 11p.m. I Student Center Cinema March 7 Book Discussion: "Shakespeare and culture in Station Eleven" I 6:30p.m. - 8:30p.m. I D.P. Wigly Company: 234 Wisconsin Avenue Racine, Wl 53403 March 8 Foreign Film Series - Nerudal 7:30p.m. I Student Center Cinema March 9 Theatre: One Man, Two Guvnors by Richard Bean I 10a.m. I Main Stage Theatre Noon Concert Series: UWP Student Recitals I 12p.m. 1 Bedford Concert Hall March 10 Foreign Film Series - Nerudal 5p.m. I Student Center Cinema Theatre: One Man, Two Guvnors by Richard Bean I 7p.m. I Main Stage Theatre March 11 Foreign Film Series - Nerudal 2p.m. I Student Center Cinema Theatre: One Man, Two Guvnors by Richard Bean I 2p.ni. 1 Main Stage Theatre March 13 Creati 'ity-Community-Commerce / The Business of Jazz I 5p.m. 1 Bedford Concert Hall As part of our Jazz Week, we have invited John Dye, the owner of the Jazz Estate, a cocktail lounge and jazz club in Milwaukee. In an interview format, he will discuss his commitment to jazz music and his inventive strategies that enable musicians who play it to thrive. The conversation will begin in the Bedford Concert Hall at 5 pm followed by an "Arts Mixer," sponsored by the Kenosha Commission on the Arts, and a Jazz concert—We Six—at 7 pm. March 14 Science Night - From Isolation to Community: A Primer on Posttraumatic Growth I 7p.m. - 8p.m. I Student Center Cinema 6 OPINION THE RANGER NEWS Trump's military parade plays with fire The military parade proposed by President Trump is dangerously provocative, contrary to American values, and doomed to failure. JOSEPH CANNING canni001@rangers.uwp.edu It is a leaden November day; the washed-out sun glints off the helmets of thousands of gathered soldiers who march shoulder-to-shoulder in synchronized blocks down a wide road. Crowds look on. Behind the soldiers there are columns of tanks, artillery, missiles, cars, and behind them, more soldiers. Above it all, fighter jets are screaming and belching fire. Now, imagine those troops are Americans. Imagine that street is Pennsylvania Avenue. Trump's parade That image may very well materialize in the coming monthsUnited States Secretary of Defense James Mattis confirmed on Wednesday, Feb. 7 during a White House press briefing that deliberation was underway at the Pentagon for the first American military parade since the Cold War. In fact, five different versions of the parade are under consideration. One version suggests timing the parade with the First World War's centennial. The request for such a parade came directly from U.S. President Donald Trump. The Washington Post reported that his words to defease staff were: "I want a parade like the one in France." The President was referring to the Bastille Day parade held in Paris each July. Wrong time But the prospect of a display of American military might is worrying given the current political climate. Tensioas between Russia and the United States bear upsetting resemblance to the Cold War. On the same day Mattis spoke to the press, Russian mercenaries attacked U.S. troops and their Syrian allies openly. Russia later reported that American bombers had engaged Russian troops. Conflicts between nations guised as support for foreign allies, so-called proxy wars, were once a common occurrence between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. The current war in Syria certainly fits that description. Infamous for his sophomoric and provocative language online, Trump repeatedly goaded North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un last September by referring to him has "Little Rocket Man" and threatening that the dictatorship wouldn't "be around much longer!" Those comments were in response to that country's developing nuclear program and militaristic aggression. Tramp's infatuation with atomic roulette puts millions of lives at risk. So does this military parade; it answers aggression with more aggression, and only makes the U.S. look weaker for it. Historically, America has hearkened to the sensible advice of Theodore Roosevelt "speak softly and carry a big stick." A capricious show of force now would suggest to the world that America's stick is perhaps not as big as it used to be. Wrong place Such a military parade would also be contradictory to the values and national spirit that American soldiers and veterans have fought to protect; many veterans have already voiced their concerns. The U.S. may have been forged in an armed straggle, but it never carried the same military legacy as countries like France or Russia that still hold military parades. Both of those countries hold annual parades to commemorate pivotal wars in their nations' histories. Tramp's motivations for his parade remain unspoken. In addition to being disrespectful, provoking, and baffling, the parade would surely be expensive. A military source told NPR costs might be as high as $50 million, while the Washington Post quoted a more conservative figure of $10 to $30 million. Regardless, unjustifiable expenses and popular outcry seem sure to rain out Trump's parade in time. February 28,2018 Community Connections: V^teraiTcTmilitary: there are services available KRYSTAL DODGE thom008@rangers. uwp. edu Nationwide, there is an increasing number of veterans entering higher education. While these students vary from a myriad of backgrounds and situations they are considered nontraditional students. These students tend to be older, and are considered transfer students due to the college credits earned while in the military. According to the Association of American Colleges and Universities (AAC&U), "One of the biggest frustrations voiced by veterans is the daunting and unfamiliar bureaucracy of higher education." Some Veterans have difficulty adjusting to civilian and academic life. They may also have to recover from physical and psychological injuries sustained during their time of service. According to Villanova University, veterans face five issues while returning to college. These issues are being overwhelmed, adjusting to a new rhythm, isolation, post-traumatic stress, and boredom. According to the AAC&U these issues may be the cause for veterans not using all benefits available to them. They state, "Recent data from the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) show that only a small percentage of veterans use all of their federal education benefits." There are many assistance programs available to veterans and active-duty service members. Tuition assistance and housing cost assistance are available for full time students. There is also assistance available to their survivors or dependents. The benefits available to veterans are the GI Bill, Vocational Rehabilitation, Veterans Education Grant, and many more that are listed on the UW-ParkThe Conservative Ranger: "Let's be America, not Iceland" in regards to Down Syndrome JIMMY GRAHAM graha028@rangers. uwp. edu In Oct. of 2017, Frank Stephens, a man with Down Syndrome and a Down Syndrome rights advocate, spoke in front of the U.S. Congress. He began his speech by stating, "I am a man with Down Syndrome and my life is worth living." The main point he was advocating for was that people with Down Syndrome have as much of a right to life as everyone else and unborn babies should not be aborted just because they have this condition. He believes people with Down Syndrome should not be seen as a burden to their parents, but as a blessing for all the joy they bring to their families. Iceland and Down Syndrome Frank ends his speech by saying "Let's be America, not Iceland or Denmark. Let's pursue answers, not final solutions." What he means is that the U.S. should not have the same attitude towards people with Down Syndrome as Iceland and many of the other so called "progressive" Scandinavian countries. Many in Iceland brag how they have nearly "eradicated" Down Syndrome from the country. The way they have gone about it is by encouraging parents to abort unborn babies that are found to have Down Syndrome and other things that are considered to them as birth defects. Many Down Syndrome and Pro-Life advocates find this practice to be outrageous and equivalent to genocide. Ohio's legislation towards down syndrome abortions On the contrary to Iceland, Ohio has done the opposite in its attitude toward Down Syndrome abortions. The State has recently passed a piece of legislation that I consider to be the right step in protecting the rights of unborn infants with the condition. This bill essentially makes it illegal in the state of Ohio to abort any unborn baby that is diagnosed with Down Syndrome. Any doctor who does can face up to 18 months in prison. My thoughts on this issue As someone who is Pro-Life, I am in full agreement with Frank Stephens on this issue. People with Down Syndrome should not be aborted just because they have this condition; they should have just as much a right to live as everyone else. I have personally met a few people with Down Syndrome. The people I met with the condition were very happy, caring, had great senses of humor and were productive members of society. It seems to me that many people view Down Syndrome as a burden to live with; however, that is not true. People with this condition may at times need a little extra help, but that does not stop them from leading productive and fulfilling lives and bringing joy to the lives of their loved ones. Jimmy Graham is a sophomore majoring in business management and is political director of College Republicans. *The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official views or opinions of The Ranger News. A Message from Nature: Bloodshed in environmentalism ADELANA AKINDES akindO01 @rangers. uwp. edu Something I don't hear about too often is the bloodshed involved in environmental activism occurring around the planet. Industry continues to engulf the world and is pushing its way into every untapped natural resource, every land that never belonged to them. There are people who are fighting back and speaking up about the environment. There are people who dedicate their lives to defend the land and to defend each other. Often they are the original people of the land, the indigenous people with cultures, roots and livelihoods tied directly to the environment in which they live. And increasingly so, those who speak out are targeted and killed in order to silence the message that they carry. Countries in Latin America and Southeast Asia have the highest rates for these murders, with Brazil and the Philippines being the most deadly countries for environmental activism. Most of the violence takes place over land rights disputes, involving huge industries-the main ones being mining, agribusiness, damming, logging and peaching-and the indigenous communities of the area. Members of these industries often partner with gangs and militia, and in this way, they are able to kill those in opposition without repercussions. Last year, a documented 197 people have been murdered due to their environmental protests, which averages four people a week. The numbers have been compiled by Global Witness, a group that has been keeping track of these specific types of murders since 2002. Since then, over 1,000 murders have been documented, with the true number believed to be far higher. Some of the more well-known victims include environmentalist nun Dorothy Stang and indigenous land rights environmentalist Bertha Caceres. Yet far more victims have gone unnamed and unreported, and usually none get justice in the end. I still remember when I was first exposed to this information. It was in my Peoples of Southeast Asia class, an anthropology course I took here at UW-Parkside two years ago. I learned about this beautiful ceremony that occurs in the northern forests of Thailand, where monks wrapped the robes that were typically reserved for them around the trunks of trees. These "ecology monks" saw the deforestation in Thailand, caused by logging activity, and developed this practice in response. By ordaining trees as if they were monks, as if the trees were being initiated into monkhood, the monks were making a statement about the spiritual nature of the forests. I wasn't prepared to hear that one of these monks was stabbed to death. This type of peaceful environmental activism was still seen as a threat. The fight for indigenous people's rights to their own land is occurring across the planet. Even in countries where this extreme violence is not taking place, the battle is still going on. Just look at Standing Rock in North Dakota, or No Back 40 in Wisconsin. It's important to be aware of what environmentalism looks like across the world and across cultures. People are risking their lives everyday, armed with nothing but their voices. Adelana Akindes is a senior majoring in environmental sciences and is the treasurer of PEC. side website. UW-Parkside also has a Veteran Services office to help students through this transition period. Their mission statement is "Our goal is to serve each of our military and veteran students and family members as you have served our country. Your service to our country means something at Parkside!" The office is located in D-189 Wyllie Hall, and can be contacted by calling (262) 595-2497. The university also provides the Military and Veteran Success Center. The center is located across from the . Cashier's Office in Wyllie D-192. The purpose of the center is to help military and veteran students to transition into the academic community. It is open Monday through Friday from 9 am. until 11 pm. It is a quiet place to study or to meet other military or veteran students. UW-Parkside has their own Veteran's Admissions Counselor, Sergio Correa. He is in the admissions office, can be reached at (262) 595-2300. He assists with the application and benefit process and prior learning credit. Kenosha County has a Division of Veteran services. The office is located at 8600 Sheridan Road in Kenosha, and is open Monday through Friday 8 am. to 5 pm. Their phone number is (262) 605-6690. They assist veterans and their families obtain local, state, and federal benefits. They specialize in assisting in the claim process from start to finish. There are many organizations on campus and in the community to assist veterans. It is important for each person to be their own advocate, and to make use of these opportunities. One of the biggest obstacles is not knowing what is available or where to go to get assistance. The Ranger News 900 WOOD ROAD KENOSHA, Wl 53141 rangemews@uwp.edu The Ranger News strives to inform, educate and engage the UW-Parkside community by publishing well-written, accurate student journalism on a bi-weekly basis, as well as online. Editor-in-Chief ETHAN COSTELLO costeOI 2@rangers. uwp.edu Deputy Editor AUSTIN KRIEGER krieg004@ rangers, uwp.edu Campus News Editor VACANT Culture Editor HOLLACE VILLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp.edu Sports Editor VACANT Design and Layout Editor TYLER FELDHAUSEN feldh001@rangers.uwp.edu Managing Copyeditor ALYSSA GOROSKI gorosO01 @ rangers, uwp. edu Social Media Rep KATHRYN SINGER singeO 15@rangers.uwp. edu Business Manager AMY SCHUSTER schus010@rangers.uwp. edu Media Group Advisers DEAN KARPOWICZ karpowicz@uwp. edu February 28,2018 BEARLY NEWS Volume 3 I Issue 2 7 BEARLY NEWS! "Bearly News" is not real news. In fact, you could say it is unreal news. Really, it is real unreal news. — — — p | e a s e j b e a r w i t h u s h e r e . — — — — ^ — — — Portal to Lovecraftian dimension opens in campus tunnels And no one wants to go down there long enough to deal with this crap TRAVIS NORTHERN north004@rangers. uwp. edu Ever since the Parkside Oddities held their last "Haunted Tunnels'' in 2016. no one has checked on the D2 level of the school. During the first week of the semester, a lost freshman misunderstood their class schedule and wandered the tunnels beneath campus. Down in the darkness, they saw a horrific sight. A massive portal to an alternate dimension has opened beneath Wylie Hall. "It is probably just another project from the Chemistry Club," said Scruffy, a member of the custodial staff. "I would tiy not to stress about it." Bearly News is run by college students, so regardless of Scruffy's advice, we stressed about it. After our investigation of recent trends on campus, we have justifiable reasons to believe that the portal has been opened by Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic entity from Lovecraftian lore. Call of calculus Things began to appear amiss when the Necronomicon became the most popular text at the bookstore. Similarly, saggy pants and ugg boots have been replaced by the newest fashion trend of black cloaks with shadowy hoods. Administration even reports that thousands of requests have poured in for the school to add a certificate program for Eldritch magic. "The university takes pride in its acceptance of people from all ethnic backgrounds, so 1 wanted to keep an open mind," a campus recruiter commented, "However, I did notice an abnormally large spike in attendance from lizard people this semester. But hey, if it raises the graduation rate. I am perfectly okay with it." These strange clues around campus seem to verify the theory that Cthulhu has come to conquer UW-Parkside and add it to his subterranean kingdom. This opens the door for another question: what needs to be done about it? Grovelling 101 Hypothetically, exterminators could deal with the portal, but all of the qualified candidates have called the desolate Parkside tunnels "far too spooky" for them. Therefore, until the portal closes, all students are advised to appease any of Cthulhu's demands to avoid the consequences of his wrath. The RITA's costume department has been commissioned to add tentacles to Ranger Bear, and Straylight will now only be accepting submissions written in R'leyh Glyphs. From cowering in a broom closet, this has been the Bearly News. Praise Cthulhu, long may he reign. COURTESY OF TRAVIS NORTHERN The tunnels running miles beneath campus are making students run miles away from them. Chancellor Ford throws military parade TRAVIS NORTHERN north004® rangers, uwp.edu Between making a controversial decision about forced dining plans and offering free tuition to lowincome students, the University of Wisconsin-Madison has made numerous national headlines over the last month. To draw attention away from its rival. UW-Parkside is throwing a sizable military parade next week. "I deem it perfectly necessary to demonstrate our school's raw might in such a public manner." UW-Parkside Chancellor Ford tweeted this morning. "1 will not be outdone by Rocket Woman Chancellor Blank." To afford the parade, the required expenses will likely include public funding, segregated fees, student donations, professor salaries, the school's computer system, the Den. and all of the curly fries that the Brickstone has left in stock. Without a doubt, it will be a costly endeavor. That being said, it if draws attention away from UW-Madison even for a minute, then no price is too high. — — — ^ ^— Your chance to win a $5 Erbert & Gerbert's gift card! Ranger Bear rolls in: Diving deeper into the past of our mascot Instructions: The drawing winner will be chosen at random. Repeat names placed in the drop box will be discarded before the drawing. The answers must be correct in order to be declared the winner. The winner will be contacted via given contact info as well as announced on our Facebook! The drop box closes on Friday and the winner will be announced the following Monday. Good luck and happy solving! HOLLACE VILLARREAL Villa068@rangers.uwp.edu The more the Bearly News looked into our beloved school mascot, the more we realized: no one really knows where Ranger Bear came from. T. Ruxpin, our hired private eye, worked hard to dredge up some details while the Bearly News hoped someone could help to answer our questions. Questions unanswered "What do you mean, 'where did Ranger Bear come from'?" An alumnus asked, laughing over the phone, "The woods, of course!" "He lives in Petrifying Springs, right by campus!" His handler told the Bearly News, when we approached Ranger Bear at a press meeting. The bear himself would not take any questions. "He's been here longer than 1 have," the Dean of Students told us, "Longer than anyone, really. He's recently celebrated his 50th anniversary, you know." Sudoku His 50th anniversary? We had to know more. The Bearly News headed to the archives. Research time "W-what? Ranger Bear? I can barely believe that you care about him! He's harmless!" An archives worker expressed when we set to work. We dug through the hundreds of stacks of unread copies of The Ranger News, hoping for some clues. However, there seemed to be no mention of him. Nothing, not even a picture. However, all the newspapers seemed to be... missing something. "1 heard you were looking for information on Ranger Bear." A voice said from behind us. We started and turned to see the head archivist with a crazed look in her eyes. "I've waited years for this day, to find someone else as suspicious as 1 am." She led us from the archives to drawing Step 1. Complete the sudoku puzzle. Step 2. Write your name and contact info below. contest! Step 3. Cut out and drop into the drawing box outside our office (L101A Student Center). Name Email/Phone: COURTESY OF HEAD ARCHIVIST The oldest photo of R anger Bear uncovered from the head archivist's collection. "He came out of nowhere, rolling up in his car like he owned the place," the archivist told us, "It's crazy, really. Everyone knows that bears can't drive!" Truly baffling. P. I. T. Ruxpin and this reporter shared a look. We knew we had just hit the tip of the iceberg. a back room where, on the walls, were dozens of newspaper clippings, all centered around Ranger Bear. It was amazing and horrifying. The archives worker pointed to an photo on the wall. The picture is attached below, the earliest known image of Ranger Bear. 8 I SPORTS THE RANGER NEWS February 28,2018 Rangers suffer setback vs. No. 19 Winona State ROSEMONT, III. - Day two at the Rosemont Dome featured plenty of action for Parkside Softball, including both games ending in walkoff fashion. In the first game, the Rangers defeated Findlay 5-4 in nine innings off a Morgan Sikon game-winning single, but the Rangers saw Ashland use a two-run bottom of the seventh inning in game two to suffer a 4-3 defeat. In game one, Parkside was heading to the bottom of the seventh inning down 4-3 and scored the tying run off an error by the Findlay center fielder with two outs. After a scoreless eighth inning, Kellie Fenza was placed on second base and Megan Aliverti used a bunt single to push the winning run over to third. After a strikeout, Sikon delivered the game-winner, a single to left field that scored Fenza and gave Parkside the win. Earlier in the game, the Rangers took a 2-0 lead after one inning thanks to an RBI double by Aliverti and an Adrien Hall RBI single. Findlay grabbed the lead back with a three-run second inning. The Rangers tied it up at 3-3 in the bottom of the fourth off a Jessica Shields RBI single and Findlay took the lead back in the top of the seventh inning. Alyssa Hrncar pitched a fourth straight complete game, going all 9.0 innings allowing four runs on 11 hits with five strikeouts. Hrncar was named the GLVC Pitcher of the Week last week. Offensively, Shields went 3-for-3 with two stolen bases and drew a pair of walks. Aliverti went 3-for-5 with a double and an RBI out of the three-hole. COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS Kellie Fenza (No. 6) up to bat against Winona State last Sunday, Feb. 25. In game two, Parkside sent freshman Kate Czoschke to the mound after a scoreless top of the first, but Ashland grabbed an early lead with two runs off the freshman. Parkside responded with a big three-run top of the fifth inning. With one out in the inning, Jessica Miklos delivered the Rangers' first home run of the season and the first of her career, making it 2-1 Ashland. Later in the inning, Fenza ripped an RBI double that scored Shields and later came in the score on an error by the right fielder. In the bottom of the seventh, Ashland saw both runners come in to score off three Ranger errors in the inning. Fenza went 2-for-3 with an RBI while Miklos went l-for-3 with the home run. Shields had another hit and stolen base at the leadoff spot. Parkside will finish out the Rosemont Dome games on Sunday, with one game against Winona State at 11 a.m. Last Issue's 3 5 2 1 6 9 7 8 4 8 1 6 7 2 4 3 5 9 9 8 7 3 4 S I 2 6 6 3 1 9 8 2 5 4 7 4 2 5 6 7 1 9 3 8 5 7 8 2 9 6 4 1 3 1 4 3 8 5 7 6 9 2 2 6 9 4 1 3 8 7 5 Music Outlet crs - vinyl - dntr Of Kenosha SPfctlJU ORDERS wc can find aniftftina! Wrestling crushes NCAA Midwest Regional; will send six to Iowa 10% Off " nything in the store with this coupon 653-8255 6217 22nd Ave up for one of our classes today! ol3HUa]SIIO^g3b> ottap^(!fcj§a, FINDLAY, Ohio - The Parkside wrestling team saw all 10 members of the team advance to day two of the NCAA Super Regionals on Friday afternoon on the campus of Findlay. While the Rangers cannot win the NCAA Regional as a team due to conference sanctions, Parkside would currently be leading the pack with 66.5 team points while Newberry College has 52.5 points after day one. Eight members of each weight class advance to Saturday and the teams will wrestle down to four from each that earn a place at the NCAA Championships in Cedar Rapids, Iowa in two weeks. Six of the 10 Rangers went undefeated on the day, including Rhashad Gray GLVC honors INDIANAPOLIS, Ind.-Rhashad Gray and the women's 4x400 team highlighted the final day at the GLVC Indoor Championships on Sunday, as the redshirt-junior earned Second Team All-Conference honors in the 200-meter dash and the Rangers 4x400 squad took home a first place finish. ran the 200 with a time of No. 2 Airk Furseth, No. 4 Anthony Cheloni, Frank No. 7 Yattoni IV, No. 8 Pemevlon Sheppard, Brett Scoles and No. 1 Nick Becker. Becker extended his winning streak to 83-straight matches. The group of Robby Mutimer, Connor Price, No. 12 James Lehman and Matt Halverson all opened the day with a win, lost in round two and battled back to win their third match of the day and advance to Saturday. Matches will get started at 11 a.m. on Saturday, while the first, third and fifth place matches are set to go at 3 p.m. Many Parkside wrestlers will battling other ranked opponents on Saturday to earn a shot at the NCAA Championships. earns Ailon last day 22.15, while teammate Tavian Stewart, who won the long jump yesterday, finished in third with a time of 22.20. Gray also took third place in the high jump with a mark of 6'5. In the 60-meter dash, Stewart finished in third with a time of 6.92 and Gray came in fifth place. Trevor Legg gave the Rangers a sixth place finish in the 3000 meter run while Jacob Petri took seventh in the mile run. The team of Jada Williams, Kaila McLaurin, Aurora Mala and Monica Geiser blew away the competition in the 4x400 with a time of 4:05.62 to all earn First Team All-GLVC honors. McLaurin took fourth in the 400 while Jada Williams finished in sixth in the 400 and fifth in the 200. In the 800-meter run. Mala finished in eighth and Geiser was right behind in ninth. While Parkside wasn't scored due to conference sanctions, the men would have finished in fifth place while the women would have taken seventh place. NCAA qualified Rangers will head to the NCAA Indoor Championships hosted by Pittsburg State in Pittsburg. Kansas on March 9 and 10. Sports Standings NCAA Div II GLVC East Conf Div Total Streak 2018 Women's Basketball Southern Indiana Lewis Bellarmine 10-2 0-0 24-3 L1 ISO 0-0 22-e W2 11-7 0-0 16-11 L3 2018 Men's Basketball 1. Bellarmine 2. Indianapolis 3. Southern Indiana 16-2 0-0 26-2 W8 IM 0-0 1M W1 11-6 0-0 16-18 W4 2018 Wrestling 1. Mckendree 6-0 NA 17-8 W2 2. UW-Parkside 0-1 NA 12-1 W3 3. Indianapolis 4-2 NA 10-10 W3 INDEX (#) = NCAA Div 2 rank $ = Conference Champions T indicates Tie Sports Schedules Softball 3/2- 2P.M., 4P.M. QUINCY (DH) QUINCY, IL 3/3- 12P.M., 2P.M. LINDENWOOD (DH) ST. CHARLES, MO 3/4-12P.M. LINDENWOOD ST. CHARLES, MO Men's Wrestling 3/9-11A.M. NCAA Dll NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS CEDAR RAPIDS, IA 3/10- 11A.M. NCAA Dll NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS CEDAR RAPIDS, IA Women's Track & Field 3/9 - 3/10 - TBA NCAA INDOOR CHAMPIONSHIPS (HOSTED BY PITTSBURG STATE) INDIANAPOLIS, IN 4/6- TBA MARQUETTE DUALS MILWAUKEE, W! 4/13- TBA UW-PLATTEVILLE INVITE PLATTEVILLE, Wl Men's Track & Field 3/9-3/10-TBA NCAA INDOOR CHAMPIONSHIPS (HOSTED BY PITTSBURG STATE) INDIANAPOLIS, IN 4/6- TBA MARQUETTE DUALS MILWAUKEE. Wl 4/13- TBA UW-PLATTEVILLE INVITE PLATTEVILLE, Wl Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 47, February 28, 2018 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 2018-02-28 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System clinical mental health counseling community gardens eating disorders outstanding faculty award