1 10 18 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/9d1ae70212bec5d79cccb52120d15a81.pdf 0297228da26febc7962d2c3cd6d22f27 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document -r niversity of Parkside- Wisconsin enosha, Wisconsin Volume 19-X Bill Horner by Dino Chiapet Gnews Editor Sheila Kaplan. UW-Parlcside Chancellor. has resigned due to the no-smoking policy which prohibits students. staff. faculty. and administration from smoking on campus. "I cannot continue to improve educational opportunities for students at UW-Parlcside if I cannot have a smoke once in awhile." stated Kaplan. "It's pretty tough being Chancellor. and not being able to smoke." Kaplan was caught smoking a $1.97 Monday, Aprilll991 3beiJa Kaplan Horner was involved in some controversy when he was UWParlcside Student Government President when he was accussed of having an affair with Maggie Frymire. who at that time. was involved with the present PSGA President Ken Schuh. "Sbe wanted me. I didn't want her. I had something she wanted . thatKen couldn'tgive 10her," said Horner. "I'm yet 10have my first college experience," said Horner. "You can call me a college virgin." As Chancellor, Horner is aI- 6 allBd itO paDltpltO:> INXS to rock Union Square Chancellor Kaplan resigns .. - _.. cigarette in the women's restroom by Gary Goetz, UW-Paricside's Assistant Cancellor for Administration and Sexual Affairs. UW -SyremPresidentKenneth Shaw called an immediate meeting with the Board of Rejects to select a new Chancellor ... After three minutes of talks, The Board of Rejects had selected a new Chancellor. "I am pleased toannounce that this is the first time any university in this country has ever had a student become Chancellor. Bill 'Horny' Horner. former PSGA President, will do a great job as UW-Parlcside's new Chancellor." said Shaw. According 10 the Board of Rejects. Homer was selected due to hisinvolvementon campus. such as founder ofUW -Parlcside' s "Uh, Ub I Take the Fifth Amemndment, and Ub Ub No Comment" movements. Most importantly, Horner is founder and chairperson ofUWParicside's "Uh, Uh Don't Smoke Organization." The Board of Regents respected Horner's dedication of quitting smoking after 65 years of doing so. When asked about his termination of smoking. Horner said, "Uh, Ub no problem." by Ludwig von Simpkins and Baronness von Terri Student Fees Allocations Committee chair Ken Shoe has announced that after months of .. misappropriating funds, the Parkside Activities Board has been awarded an additional $1.000.000 10 sign the rock group INXS to perform in Union Square. It is reported that INXS' s Lead Singer Michael Hutchence, who resides in London. England. is a distant cousin of Shoe. and that Shoe worked out a "crooked" deal with the band' s agent INXS was scheduled to appear at Carnegie Hall, but cancelled that appearance so they could perform in the Union Square on Friday night May 3. atS pm. Marie Boris. live entertainment chair for PAB, commends Shoe on his crookedness 10get the band here at UW-Paricside and thinks it will be SlnDger PboIo by Gwm Hedd Senior Jim Chomko, sporting the latest in professional fashion, pauses to wet hiswhisUe between two high-level interviews for his fu~ure.career in business. a smashing success. Boris also said. "This is the greatest thing 10 happen at UW -Parlcside since the Atletic Department hired AI Schiesser as head basketball coach." ~. INXS. which has cut several albums. is currently on tour promoting their new album "Y". and will be performing several songs including "Airhead Blonde". "Punt", "Devil In Your Shorts", "Mandy", "Kiss The Bust", "Faking AIl My Love For You". and "What You Don't Need". They will also be doing some popular oldies like "Wully Bully", 6 ~1l8d 00 paRltlJUO:) Inside ... Editorial .Page2 PSGARepon. .Page3 Lucifer'sLex .Page3 News , .Page4 . Residence Hall .Page4 Sports .Page5 NewProject. .Page9 Studenteatsfoot Page 10 Studentfataility .Page 10 Unclassifieds .Page 12 c Ranger , Page 2 Editorial ApriI!,I99! What I say goes! I bet when you walked by a Ranger stand today, you were very surprised 10 see a special edition avai1able for you 10 read The Rlinger ExecutiveCommiuee dec:idedin an emeIJleDCy session that because of all the !ale breaking news occurring, we would have 10 publisb a specia1 edilion. Itall started last week when Chancellor Kaplan resigned because of the newly enacted smoking policy. She decided she couldn't make it lbrougb a wboIe day's wort witbout pufting 011 a produclO. Since half of die administration is over in Europe bein&eDIeIlaiDedbytheRussians,the~ofRejectsdec:idedtheyhadlOtakethesituationinlOtheirownhands aad appoint a new t:bl!IJc.AoJlor. ACta' only a few mmUles of delibetalion, die Rejects appointed former PSGA Plesident Bill Homer as new c1lllnmllor. Owx:ellor Homer, ina televised address last week, stated that be has eligiOus1y quit smoking 10 accept Ibe appoiDtmenL Right after that incident, it was announced that SUFAC Chair Ken Shoe pulled off a quick move. and funneled $1,000,000 of illegal fuDds 10 dleParkside Activilies Board. These fuDds were used 10sign the British rock group U'oO(S 10 perform at UW -Parkside. It is also rumored that die bend cancelled an appeaIlIIIce at C-amegi~eHaUsodleycou1dperformatUW-Parkside. U'oO(S willbeperforminginUnion SquareonFridaynighl; - Talk about lIUIJIrises. Two !ale developing stories have been dug up by die Ranger fiom the Ath1etic DepartmenL UW·PlIrbide Head Baskelball coach, AI Schiesser, was named wistant coach 10 the Olympic basketball team. The big SlDJlrise about this is that Schiesser couldn't coach a pee-wee team 10one viclOry. and is lucky if be can lie hia own shoes in the morning. Despite that. we wish you luck. AI. Two UW -PlIrbide grapplers announced they would join the World Wrestling Federation under the team aame Bonanza. Jim Bezoae and Joel DullOn will wrestle under the names "Hess" and "LiU1e Joel". They are the taitofthe WWF. and are pegged 10 be champions by the time the WWF's Summer Slam rolls around. Go BonanzaI; Otherobservatioas havebeen madeof other new developments, and idiosyncracies have been notedofother people you may have seen or beard about on campus. Some are shocldng, some are expected. Most are untrue. by Ludwig von Disclaimer notice: The content of this special edition should be taking as what it is: merely a joke. Hopefully, all parties mentioned in this special edition will take it ina lighthearted manner. r=Jf J < Stranger, Page 4 News Aprill,l~ Residence Hall Expansion Project Underway byKenSboe Residence HaD Expansion Editor The scheduled expansion project 10 increase the residence hall complex 10houseanadditional 1200 students has begun, According 10 Deann PosheD, Director of Residence Life, "There has been a minorchangeinplans." Theproject plans originally. called 10 add 11 additional stories to buildings I and 7, and 4 additional stories 10 building 4. "Due to environmentalist concerns, we were forced 10 add the proposed floors below the current strucmre, underground," staled newly appointed Chancellor Homer. EnvironmentalislS claim that the proposed above ground expansion would destroy the beautiful landscape of the campus. The cost of the changes in the project are expected 10 reach an additional $4.00, and are expected 10 be allocated from student fee revenues, while thecost1On:sidents should increase $1400.00 per semester. Alvin Upsett stated "Let the environmentalists worry about the other 699 acres on campus. I need a place 10live on campus, and don'tfmditconvenient1Oputdown $2400.00 4 112 semesters in advance 10guarantee a room". "They are 100 worried about this place looking like a county park," stated resident Clyde Claustrophobic. "1 'd prefer they build the expansion above ground, like a nomtal university campus." Supporters of the underground project claim advantages. "'!be underground consbUCtion should decrease 9nergy consumption," Building seven of tbe residence ball complex before expansion projecL Artist's conception of building seven of tbe residence ball complex detailingtbe underground cbanges to be made, Slated G. G. Graced, Assistant Chancellorfor Reduction in Power Outages. "After last week'spower outage, this is a good idea." Campus Police officials stated that it would be easier 10 apprehend students under 21 years of age carrying alcoholic beverages into the complex. "Thiswouldpreventstudents from jumping out windows while we are approaching them," stated Faye Schouten, Campus Police Sergeant The project is expected to be completed by 4:07 pm lOday. BACCHUS changes mission statement UPI (DENVER, CO) The organization that has spent millions of do1lalsintimdinglOeducatecollege students on the consequenoes of alcohol and substance abuse has changeditsmission statement The BACCHUS·, whichSlOOdfor Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of UnivetSity Studerits, has changed its motto 10 Boosting Alcohol Consumption Can Help U Sleep. Betty Ford, former spokesperson for ,stated that, "It's no use trying to pound this crap inlO college students heads. We are better off promoting that they drink themselves silly untilAhey pass out on the floor and are 100 drunk 10 drive. Therefore, I have appointed Vince Neil, the leader of the heavy metal band "Modey Crue," to our spokesperson position. From what I have heard about his lOurs and albums, be will bea greatsuccess." Vince Neil was grateful 10 accept the position and quickly appointed Tammy Fay Bakec as thedirectorofcollegeaffairs. Vince Neil was quoted as saying in his newly appointed position, ''Like hey ya know, I really ain't got no drinking problem, like ya know. I drink, I get drunk, and I fall down. Like, no problem, hey?" Tammy Fay Baker was not available for comment at this time because she was preparing to defend her title in the Region 7 Jello Wrestling Competition at Back in Time, Racine, WL However, it is widely rumored she isin favor of a 13 year old drinking age and eliminating the federal liquor tax. It is also rumored that she is in favorofdistribution of illegal drogs as party favors. When Vince was asked about these allegations, he was quoted as saying, "Y cab;like man if the age is only for those young teenage cbickgroupies. Tbatwouldbecool caus' that's the age I like 'um. Now Igonnago have my breakfast, a bottle of JD and a couple hits of ·cid." The task of appointing new chapter direclOrs will begin immediately. Possible candidates include Drew Barrymore, Corey Feldman, Axel Rose, Roy Tarpley and Paul Schaeffer. Both Neil and Baker are on National Tom promoting their philosophy on how 10 party, and will be visiting your campus soon, """""""'" ~nly after Hussein failed towi!h. .draw in time 10 avoid disaster. "A similar failure on !bepan of Hussein's father likewisete. ;sulted in disaster,:' says .i Bassakrappapoppadupo1ls. THURSDAY APRll..l, 1991 SECfIONB Ranger coach chosen for ." Olympic Basketball team r Rlmger ' AI S endYMiUer,~,~rt'" chiesser most worthy us 0:.°';: (GorgeQ~~'c~oa1ch for 1992 hoops team ... not yet a. rot By TOM HANKs _ dye offer.. .ts.s'. W ,,$-J;[. Asst. SportsEd,'tor 10e Manum, Joerl~'~1 that :i::t:a=~~~~z~~~:m~e:~: sld, of the LBA'lii~jlPl-l UW -ParksidePhysical Education Department. " e been drafted bYlbel:la ,'!'ii,"" With this statement Athletic Director Wayne 1h CBA ' ,,'»1' ,K Dannehl announced ~t UW-Parkside head baskete ~~i}!t~1:j :~'~~~c~c:~~~~~~~:'s~:~~~~ good! Sba.wn, 'f4)iDjf~n~'pic Baskethall team. dog track rat hasbeena~~ nice:~~~ya::~:g:~;~~~e:s=:t~~ dOg races and has been in<£'("ffi!.l:cl" know about, urn,basketball." from aI1 wagering "',kX it' Schiesser, who just completed his third "interim" . 'l::t\;% Ji season as the Ranger's head coach, was selected by the breaking Plans for II24,~, ~:r;~~ac:~~~:~:~%d~t;;.chconsistsof 18 hole golf cOllISe~v~r~!fd Three years ago, Schiesser was hired as an "in- OyKgO;fcQa~h kt:~:~fi=tl.;=~a~~;:=} ~~:~:~~:~~ tho ap an·d. a\_i':dc ..It,~4¥Fj1iii£j, It is a bit of a surprise ~t Scheisser was selected for course an it Suviu """'~¢.~ the Assistant CoachingJO' b of the Olympic Baskethall ~=~==;==:' AI before theretumofli41i"'~';""'#f~ team, and coincidentally, Parkside Athletic Director ~:~r~:~rf~:YC::~ a Wayne Danneh1 is on the Olympic Committee Board Parkside game. Ai will get his which undoubtedly has much pull with the Coaches Selection Committee. chance to represent the United "I'm sure Wayne had nothing to do with my States of America as Assistant selection as Assistant Coach," said Schiesser. "1was Basketball Coach. picked for my success with my players and ability to handle myself through times of controversy." Questionable or not, Schiesser will be the Assistant Olympic coach and he will be coaching the best players in the world. In the 1992 Olympics, professee Olympics, B3 Grapplers to challenge for WWFcrown Bezotte, Dutton, pack bags for glory By BILL MURRAY Asst. SportsEdItor , The UW-Parkside Ranger Wrestling team was dealt a severe blow last week when lieshman heavyweight Jim Bezotte and sophomorelightweightJoelDutton signed contracts to wrestle in the World Wrestling Federation. Dutton (5'6", 140 Ibs) and Bezolte (6'6, 300 Ibs) each signed million dollar contracts with the Heenan Family which will take them through 1994. The two Rangers will form a new tag team which will be called "Bonanza" and their wrestling names will be "Hoss" (Bezolte) and "Uttle Joel (Dutton). "These two will be tag team champioos within a year," said team manager Bobby "The Bmin" Heenan. "Their combination of size and speed will destroy any tag ---=-=~team in the WWF." Heenan origina1ly just wanted tosignBezotte,butBezouewanted a package deal. "1 won't go anywhete without Little Joel," said Bezotte. Bezotte's main asset is a powerful move be caDs the ''TIlICIm," in which he uses bis opponent to "p1ow" the ring. Dutton, on the other hand, uses a move he calls the "Little Hammer," in which be flies off the top rope and kicks his opponent in the groin. UW·ParksidecoachJimKoch was shocked at the events, but 00- derstandsthelucrativesituationbis wrestlers are in. "I'm happy forthe guys because of the money and publicity they will be receiving, but their leaving is really going to hurtourprogram.I wasconsidering going along as their trainer but ] can't stand ~t weasel Heenan." seeWWF,B3 supposed to do once I cut the boy open," said an enthusiastic Dr. Brown. Once the area is exposed Lubkeman will be given a steel plate attaehCd with microscopic thread and tiny screws to hold the 3.2 pound piece of steel in syndrome• place. When Todd is sewn up, he will be moved to intensive care for at least a week. Then, lie will be given special attention in order to teach him how to walk again. Due to the extra weight on his head, it will take Lubkeman three to four weeks to adjust The metal plate will serve as a skull of sorts, keeping his brains where they belong and preventing him from unwarned narcoleptic attacks. "Were looking forword to having the big guy back and better than ever for us:' said Ranger teammate John Evans. "I just hope he doesn't try and head buttus after his firsthoop." Todd will have the very finest of care for the six hour surgery and three to four week stay in the hospital and is looking forword to being like everyone else on the team. "I'll just be glad when this is all over," said Lubkman. "I can't wait to get back on the court," Happy April Fool's Day Todd. Next Tune keep your eyes open on picture day. !Ranger Grapplers to In III exclusive telephone in- (tIVieW with the Ranger, former wwPcoIorc:ommenl8lOr Jesse the BodY Vc:.alUIa assessed the Heenan ac:quisilioD- "'Ibese two Bozos will be out oflbcJellueafteronematehl Booanzal Where's Michael Landon! LeI me guess. they're going 10ride into lhe ring on a horse 10 the Bonanza theme song. Give me a 1Rak'" Obviously "The Body" wasn't impressed. Vince McMahon, as usual. took the opposire side of Ventura, "I think the twO youngsters will tum some L--='==J:::'=:::::====~ • lID Bezotte =isser to give team his personalized touch siooaI athletes will be allowed 10 compete in the Olympics. This meaosduuourcoach Scheisserwill bele8Ching Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley. David Robinson and a host of professionalsconsidered to be among the best players ever. "Tbeopportunity 10learn from ColICb Schiesser is, well, a unique -. "said Olicago Bulls superstar Michael Jordan. Olympic Head Coach QlUck Daley was surprised but also de- IigbIed at !he opportunity 10 work almg sideof coach Schiesser. "I Ihiat AI is by far the most unique penon for the job. His innovative Style of coaching and rappon with his players is 10say the least. one in • million." Over !he course of the past Ibree seasons. coach Schiesser has IIIlld&: his unusual style of play famous among those who follow UW·l'arkside basketball. This approach will undoubtedly be tested bytheverybestofforeignteamSin next summer's showcase of the world's best basketball players. Parbide did not go 4-23 this seasondoingDOthing; the Rangers ran Schiesser's offense 10 perfection, using almost all the time on the 45 into WWF second shot clock before missing a wee pointer. This one of a kind approach 10 roundbaII will be the focus of the 1992 United Slates Olympic B'!Sketball Team's attack as the team seeks to avenge its otherwise disappointing Bronze medal finish in the 1988 games. Player personnel will be of utmost importance as the United States has so much incredible talent from which 10choose. Schiesser and Daley will be in charge of choosing the players which they feel can do the best jobs on the court representing the United States, "While I'm sure many people have the more popular superstars in mind, Michael Jordan, Magic, and Robinson, 1 am DOt against using some of the talent Isee in the college ranks," said Schiesser. "In fact, some of our Rangers, like guard Shawn Dunn have a decent chance of going 10Barcelona. • "We have a long way 10 go," said Schiesser, "choosing a squad, finding a hotel, and even picking an airline, but 1am confident that I can contribute all 1know 10 make the 1992 Olympic team the best it can possibly be." By BILL MURRAY AssL sports Editor Down here guys! UW-Parkside Baseball players look for $2 million in drug cash hidden under ball diamond. iii .. Harvey's Wallbangers ,The Kmg Iives on storm WI state Capitol for Rae ewa 1k e r s . canada is much WOISe. Besides, throw out the first blIUlIQl YIeet By IRWIN M.FLEfCHER you have to Imvel by sled-dog to anyway." Sports Editor half of the country, and I don't Next week is wbaI die lJad. In thei first visible protest think some of our underclassmen gersplan to play 1beir1Da8lllle1l . the :g was yanked from were ready for that." the new complex, wbicb baayeuo smceeaththe the UW-Madison Reports that the team drove benamed. SomeWlllkJemainab ::Cball ~, led by spiritual theirlmvelingvanstoFortMcC~y the~, includingiMla!latioa1i leader and former team member and stole some U:S. Army equip- addibonal res! rooms IIId tEat Harvey Kuehn, stormed the State' ment,includin~twoM-l tanksand booths. Capital Building and converted it an Apache helicopter, also helped . State ~orker,! Who were into a Hi-Tech baseball facility, to discount their rumored move- seized as ~ m die lII1act, The Parlcside race-walking team is scheduled iii get exciting new complete with a retractable roof ments north. are currently beiDg held in die uniform changes within the next year to bring in more fans. and more than 40 luxury boxes. "I'm sure a tank is a great bleacher area until a deciJial cao Race-walking, as you know, is one of~erica's most exciting "Thekids needed some way to thing if you've only got a couple of be reached as to what lOOOwilh spectator sports. Yet, each week many exciting race-walking events go vent their frustrations over the guys in it," said Ross Kopfer, a them. uncovered and unattended. whole issue," said an unearthly player for the team. "But we could "Well, we're goingtoboldllll In an effort to raise public awareness of this thrilling sport UW-P has Kuehn. "WecJearedoutwhatfunds only get two, and I wouldn't want to them for a wbile," said Uike. decided to have the race-walkers dress up like Elvis Presley. we had left, sold some pizzas, and to travel more than an hour with "They could come in bandy wIlea Yes, that's right White jumpsuits with rhinestones and spangles will boom we had the equipment we eight guys packed into one of those we open out Big.10 season. A big be the order of lhe day for all competitors. needed to get the job done." things. Ifonlymoreofus had taken place like this needs to be 6lled up When asked why the change to Elvis outfits, the Director of Race- Rumors had been circling lhe those driving classes." to give our players any home-field Walking Affairs here at Parkside, I, Walkfunny, said," To me, there is campus of an impending retaliation Reports from inside the Capi- advantage. And, we wae kind of nothing more exciting or challenging than a good walk. Except maybe a since the program received lhe axe tal Building say only Governor, debating on trading some oflhem brisk race-walk dressed like the King." by Athletic Director Pat Richter Tommy Thompson's office was for a new scoreboard." Although the idea to have race-walkers dress up as rock stars isn't a and the UW-Madison athletic spared from conversion. CasualtieswaesaidlObelislu, new one we think it's a good one. board. Initial reports had the team, "He pleaded with us to spare limited to a few groin pulls and Look what a similar idea did for lhe UW-Madison synchronized which earlier in the week seized theoffice.so wecuradeal with him hamstring pulls. swimming team did. They dressed like lhe Shirelles and more than military equipment from UW _ and put him in charge offood vend- It was also rumored thatGe ndoubled their attendance. Madison's ROTC program, rnov- ing. He promised he had some eral Norman H. Schwarzkopf, ,,!!!!!Good~~lu~ck~ra~ce-~W~alk~eiiirs:!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 ingagainstnorthem Wisconsin and connectionsthatwouldgetussome commander for Opemtioa D=t r. some Canadian provinces. But stadium secret sauce up here for Storm, was cheir IIIIll1ys iD !be head coach Steve Land cited our hot dogs," said assistant coach planning stages for what basbcea weather was a determining factor. Daryl Fuchs, who has been named dubbed 'Operation Sky DmIe'. "You think basebal1 weather Cheif of Concessions. Schwarzkopf was unmilIblc fir here is bad in March and April, "Heck, we need someone to comment Mudwrestling now the hit as baseball is dropped By JAMES NEEDSAKLUE Collllllllist So, you want to be a Sportswriter? Tough Break, The Ranger Sports staff does not need youl Good Luck. l'BM {R.!UIJl.er.9Ltlilete ffiWeek Scholar, A lete, "T" pursues excellence mM and the Ranger would like to salute inlmmural basketball star and Ranger letter to the editor writer Chris Toliver as our Athlete! Sportsman of the week. ' Chris was selected due to his outstanding sportsmanship and leadershipqualitiesintheLBA intramural basketball league and his informa- tive and facbtal writings displayed in our news· paper each week. Chris is currently averaging 16.6 ppg for lhe Funk (911), which is currently 7-1 and in fIrSt place in the Eastern Di- vision of the LBA. Toliver, the team's cap- tain and shooting guard, used his resourcefulness to recruit quite a formi. dable team for Ibis semester's action. Joe Martino. lhe starling power forward, is leading the league in scoring with a 33.33 ppg average. JenDaine Boyd, a red shirt for lhe Ranger Basketball squad is lhe teams #3 man and is 7lh in the league in scoring wilh a 24.14 ppg average. Inllddition to his athletic accomplishments, Chris has covered a wide range oflOpics in his weekly [ettelS/columns in the Ranger. Hisexcellent discretion in word choice in describing tough situations showed his true joumaIistic integrity and intelligence. So congratulations Mr. Toliver, for excellence on the court and orr. Keep op the good work. By BRAD LOHAUS Sports Writer On Friday March 29 the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Athletic Board once again met to discuss equality in men's and women's athletics. After nearly lhreehoursof diliberation lhe board finally decided to dropmen' s baseball, due to the drug charges which arefacingcoachRedOberbrunner, and add women's mud wrestling. . Why mud wrestling you ask? Well it seemed lhe logical choice considering UW-Parkside's geographic location and aValiblity of quality athletes. Chancellor Shelia Kaplan, herself a professional mud wrestler, has been named head coach. Ifeverything goes as planned ~-Parkside should be compet. mg next December in the NCAA Division n National Championships which are being held in Butte, Montana. According to coach Kaplan," Our girls can roll in lhe "Our girls can roll in the mud with the best of them." Chancellor Kaplan mud with the best of them." Although the entire team ros. ter has not been named yet, due to fears about preseason scouting, the Stranger has learned through confldenial sources that Erin Mc Dermott has been named team captian. When asbd aboat \beIC rumors McDermotlreplied,"1Id1 ya I'm WreslIing, I just bope !be sows don't pull the earioIOIIlof my nose. If they do I'D jusllcod Holly (Erickson) 10 _ dleirCII om" Student support fer die JIIIII has been incredible. 11Ie l)W. Parkside Women'sc:enwblseYCll started a fan club. Aa:cldiII8 ~ club president Teresa Raitldl*So Anyone interested in jdDiDI C8I pick up an applicatioD a1lbc Women'sCenter." The season will opc8()clObl1 2 with a march againstdIDUBPer' sityofGeorgia. A1IhotDe~ will be held at Baclt in 1'IRC IIId will begin at 7 p.m. SeaslII ~ are avalible through dID ::: deparment for $50 or $2 • charged at the door. AI1tJJit1iII price includes one rrecllil? I,I991 News Stranger, Page 9' - ......... ."", ... ~ ,,:;.. , ,,..J._ < .' . , I ! I I I ./ I // i New escalators to be installed in Molinaro Hall by Ken Shoe Elevator Activity Editor By the end of the Spring semester, new escalators will be installed in Molinaro Hall where the current elevator is located, announced Gary Getts, Assistant Chancellor for Student Transportation. The installation of an escalator was suggested after 17 slOdents were found stranded for over 7 hours below the D2 Level at 4:49 am on February 30 by Campus Police officers. "This is great", stated Bob Browsky. "Now I don't have 10 waste 9 of the 10 minutes between classes figuring out if the elevator is working or nOL" "This should decrease confusion", statedslUdentMark Delkson. "Now I can just go 10 the same place every time 10 get 10a different floor, and just walk up the escalator when it's not working." Chief Ozmannslci of Campus Police stated, 'This will save the university approximately $85,004.09 a year in labor costs related 10officers time used in rescue attempts." He later stated that 7 out of 10 rescue attempts are successful. / , , / .:(i' ! oroq ure] 01 SXNI Continued from Page 1 "Wipeout", and the ever-popular theme from the game show "Jeopardy". Featured in INXS will be Val Kilmer, who recently starred as Jim Morrison in "The Doors" movie. He will be replacing lead singer Michael Hutehence dUe 10a back injury Hutehence suffered in a brawl with Kilmer. Kilmer was quoted as saying, "No one is going 10 get in my way 10 play uw· Parkside. UW -Parkside isthe ultlmate, a perfect place 10 test the bounds of reality." Wbetherornot Meg Ryan, Kilmer's co-star, will be attending the concert will be up in the air, since she has no UWParkside ID. Tickers will go on sale at all Ticketron Outlets on Saturday morning April 6, at9 am. TIckets prices will be $69.69 and there ate only a limited number available. Shoe recently depleted the Ranger • revenue account 10purchase tick· ets for students and friends when he bribed them 10 vote for him during the PSGA elections, in whichhewasvicrorious. Thisevent will be sponsored by the Fraudu· lent Friends of Ken Shoe Foundation and the Parl<side Activities Board. All proceeds will go 10the Condom Come All Health Fund at Stodent Health Services. Homer new Chancellor CilntlDued from Page 1 ready at wcrItpuDing together new projects 10improve University life. Homer, who is 69 years old, has experienced the problems and headaches of being a student at his age. Homer's first project is 10 form anursing homeforthe elderly students here on campus. "It's tough. There's a lot of halls towalkandstairs toclimband bumps to take. Forming a nursing bome for students of my age on oampus. which will be something like the children's day care center, will help 10 eliminate Ihese problems. At our age we need tender lovin' care," said Horner. Changing the DomesticAbuse Law, geDing more young female workers in the Ivory Tower, and most importantly to receive his first college experience, are a few of many issues Homer will be attacking. ! I I --;;;:;;;:======~I~":"--~N:--ew=-:s--I-----Aad":;';;;';I='i!! "!!p,lWIO .. Kibbles and Bits .yZIppJIC ........ AWJDwbn'" Dppsblta Craig Simptilll, Edilor iJI OIiefandfiatc .. iu ..... dti player. wilJ lead die Po..... .eJp ofMalie cItII ill die IPriDI c:om_ IIICIIt c;emnmiee KDown ulbe "'PiedPipc:rciPlrbide".SimJ*jDs bas c:bosea "Yantee Doodle". and "Row. Row,Row Your Boat" in a llJPbisticallld tine pat canon and wilJconcludelbeperformancewith "Nobody ICDows die TroubJcTve seen". The ensemble will be eonducted by Professor Francis Bedford; Biology Lab assislants will enter their experimeutal "Sea Monkeys" colony ill a National (:ollegiale ~ contesL The aeatures Weill spawned in Petti dishes early in ll111W1JY and bave Oowished 10 number over 200. Assistants have effectively lagged and identified dlemajorily oftbese organisms Ihat Weill a fad of the !ale 70's and early SO·s. The students report an affection for them Hair-raising fataility occurs on campus by N.O. Mistake StalrSDOOP It was a cold dark night when UW·ParksidestudentDorothyPria met with a hairy ending in her apanment at die Residence Halls. Reports frooi campus police and Faye SclJouten indicated that "the OCCIIpIIIls of Ibis apal1JIIeIIt have bad a tendeuI:y illlbe Jl8Sl1O jump out of their windows in order 10 avoid being busted for underage drinking." Inorder 10 not receive the traditional bumps and bruises associ. ated with their three-SIOry fall,Pria andherroommares were incompetilion 10 grow their hair. At the time of die incident, their hair only reached 10 the window of the sec· oudstory .... lOleDlS(wherePria·S and two other roonunates' boy· friends IeSide). All actions in Ibis story, with lbe exception of the witness Slatemenls. are pun:ly cin:lIlIISlantial Simpkins before he broke his baroque and bave named several after The and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Simpsons, The Addams Family, Turtles. ideas from this snooper's own investigation. On the night of the incident, Pria was brushing her hairand conversing with her roommate. They got inlO a heated debale about whose hair was longer. Inorder 10 dccide the winner, they stood across the bedroom from each other and Pria tossed her hair 10 her room· mate who SIarted folding it (as one might fold a bedsheet), While doing this process. the phone rang. As Pria turDed 10 an· swer the phone, her roommate grabbed the rest of Pria's hair and wrapped it around her throat. She then appliedthoroughly Sp1ashhair spray 10 Pria's neck. PriaslrUggIed for about ten seconds and then flopped 10 the floor. Her last breath held the words. "I'll never know." Before calling campus police, Pria's roommate lOOk a scissors, cut Pria's hair 10 her waist and attaebed it 10 her own (forgetting that Pria's hair was black, not brown). While a professional police outliner camjl and cbalked the body. the officer on duly took the statement, "I didn't kill her. She forgot that SHE bad just put hair sprayon. Besides.looIcatus. Can't you tell which of us has the longer hair'l" Campus police cbalked the incident up 10 a misundersranding. The officer who lOOk the Slatement bad just come on duly from an eye appointmen. so his eyes were di· !aIed. He remarked. "I could see her breathing heavy and hear the emotion in her voice; Her hair WAS longer than Pria·s. Who can argue with logic like that?" Pria's roommate currently lives in a different apartment and can be found. quoting from Rapunzel She has given up wear. ing clothes as her hair amply cov. ers her body. "Why spend the monc;y 011 clothes when my hair is sufficient? If Eve could get away with it,why can 'tl?" tJW-PStudentEatsOwnFoot! grumble. he knew be had lO_ He unwtapped IOIIIe "Imobd. tudtey" and was about toclMi-elt downwhenheq '1iilI a smell "It smelled me II, feet after jogglua,' Ilea Slated poudIy. "M,doa, Bungos, always Iicb.., feet after Ijog. so I... ured they were lOOt! eadn' r 'yJim Needacom' Staff Columnists Ben Eatengood,l9. a Parksidestudent,survived a weekend of captivily in a UW.p refrigerator by eating his own foot for nourishmenL BeD EateDgood Aft« dinner was served, Ben. who works in lhe cefeteria, was putting away the daily surplus of rancid lunchmeat when he slipped and fell into the huge lunchmeat storage refrigerator. The doorslammedbehind him, leaving him trapped until breakfast today. Faced with eating the lunchmeatorstarving.Ben decided at first 10 starve, But as soon his stomach began to ache and Ben was riabL Be slipped off his shoe aDd bepa gnawing. By Monday mlll'lliDgBell hid eaten cJear up 10 his IIIIde. School Nurse Lois Lame IIIid, "He'sasmartlrid.lsmellDgladlle didn't eat that lunc1uneIIL T1IIt stuff is deadly." When asked bow be iDIaIdslO cope wilh his now digesIed foil, Ben said, "I'm gonna' CIMlIllll another one oul of chipped heef." ~..'...". . '.:- .... @?': ..::O':~'·~. , F '.••• € ." ..•.•• . ."',... '~L~199:':"'-J------ ---YF:;-e-a~tu-~e-----------:,--:-~, ' ~ .1' ~lranger, Page 11 otT the Cuff .,Moss A SpedaI RaDger called three McDonalds, worried that be might be an unidentified felon) is a pirate. HamburgJer is athief, and ihe gang's ring leader is a clown surrounded by "fry guys" and "dancing nuggets." PIus you can't forget Mayor McCheese. , Mayor McCheese is !he one I'm really ashamed of. Mayor McCheese, who can be found roamingaroundand cavortingwitb these playland hoods, iseven worse than Ronald. Imean, Ronald isjust a clown, but Mayor McCbeese ..• be's the Mayor of Playland! He should be setting a good example of bow our government operates, yetbeis in business day today,arm in arm, with this ruthless scum. (Then again,maybebeissetting an example of how our government operates.) And while we're on that subject I would 1ilce to know just bow Ronald ended up the leader of a pack like that. (Mayor McCheese must be a real push-over or starving to be paid off with food, and I Read the Stranger! think you can hear evidence of that in his name.) Doo't get me wroDg. I like my Big Mac more than anybody, but this is really warped. Is it any wonder why we and the youngergenerationsaretainted wi!h loonies, rebels, thieves, lazy bums, and kids with dangerously over-active imaginations? Could it be because we've been looking up to a clown who associates with a pirate, a burgler, a purple blob, and a corrupt Mayor accompanied by talking food? Wouldn't that shed some light on why people like Dan Quayle are in office today? (Did you know !hat when pictures were flashed in front of children they recognized good 01' Ronald faster than the members of !heir own family? Now that's influential power!) And I don't!hink Ronald bas a business negotiation problem either. Thatclownmusthaverenewed his conttaet several times over already. (Maybe they Ihreatened to name !he franchise "Grimace; or beuer yet "Burger Thing.". That wouldexplain why that purple Nob is so jolly in the commercials. He knows Ronald could lose it at anytime, in which case he would be the new star haunting T.V. "intermissions". And wby do they call commercial breaks galla break the rules; which directly reverts back to what I've been talklog about And talk about disappearing acts what's lbe deal wilb David Cassidy? You know, the guy who played lbe groovy Kenh Partridge • on the Partridge Family. He was boping to become a big rock star after the T.V. series ended. Well, he must have scored big with the Fairy Godmother because his wish fina1lycamelIUeacoupleofweeks ago. They were playing his stuff on the radio and he was a guest V J. on MTV, then all of a sudden, POOFI He vanished! Where did -be go? I can't say for sure, but maybe be and the "Burger King" are starting a new band, or maybe !he "Burger KIng" kidnapped Dave to start a restaurant chain that will make burgers out of partridge families. ThaI wouIdexplainwhy we haven 't heard from anybody else in that family. Well. whatever they're doing, hopefully it'S far away. "intennissions?" Why don't they just say, "We've got to IlIlce time out now to pay our bills well be back in a couple minutes.") But when you talk about McDonald's you have to talk about Burger King. Do you remember the old Burger King commercials? Do you remember the actual "BurgerKing?"Youknow,!heguy wi!h the long red hair, clad with more gold than L. L. Cool Jay. He used to tempt our tummies wi!h his fast food, cheap toys, and mindless magic tricks. Whatever happened to him? He just disappeared. And now Burger King's latestadvertising slogan is "Sometimes you just "AIthe new PSGA President, 1/", aN students absolutely ,,",,,ld nail the Stranger!" - Kenneth J. Schuh , (Db, wait a minute, you already are!) Stranger Eye. by Moss _ Going To the M~ij~s by Rodger Eabert, Jr. ~I don't know guys. I thtnk tt "teds • ltttle lemon ju1ce to .o'sten Ind .dd flavor.·' Clrgg.Moss • I=Stran=ge=r~.Page=12 L_-U-n-c-l-a-s-s-if-i-,e-d-.--JI---------:::!:ApriI~I~.I~ Beastie Boys & Girl. Thanks for letting us crash at your place. It was a blast. Rebel & Roach. -'" April 29 - Fredrickson v. Tyson April 30 - Fredrickson v. Roach .Suave - Keep lettin your fingers do the walking - Dance Floor. Judy- Will you marry us. ~ - The Boys. I , Lyons Says - Screw Tom & Roach - You went to Padre and all I got was a lousy poster. G & R - Anything you kids need to know just call5D. GT Lane. Judy - You can't have this watch. It has my name on it. All those who have mistaken a dishwasher for a urinal, raise your hand. :} The Love Shack - Now Red Shed - 5 Star Padre Award goes to Steve Turk for the fat girl - urinal award. I UNCLASSIFIED I I UNCLASSIFIED I Eric S.S. Johnson - How did you get that nickname S.S. in South Padre anyway? Tom. Date from HELL - Christian and Jill. H.C. - Next time I want toseechunks-Thinkyou can handle that. I want chunks. - T.K. Baulmer - Good Luck! Just min people - The guys at the shed. Nick B - Love Ya - The City Clubs Babes. Cory - Hulk who? Isn't he the same bald oldman. Mike Rohl is a rosy red rectum. WANTED-Meaningless Shack Party this weeksexual relationship with end. April Fools . any girl dead or alive- Suave Dragon Breath, buy some Scope before it's too late. Chicks don't dig bad breath, even ifthey're staring at you. WANTED- Used condoms for Kenosha Sperm Bank. Share the wealth. Call 654-9 10I. Gunny - Nice Budda Belly you got there. Jersey. Available for or usage: bodies of three young men, facilities provided. 63-shack group rate available. Tippy -Want your Dollar back, you know where to call. Mom- Roses are red, Violets are pink So grab my twinky and make it stink. -Pops Lecture in the Union: "How to Serve to Protect" brought to you by the . Los Angeles Police Department Call 555-LOVE for more info T Ibl<!m &If <Il) l]ll]l <!Sl~ V (fJ)m T<!lflfa .. will be signing copies of her new book: Paul Simon is Just a Balding Troll in the Ranger Office WLLC D139 at noon. Call 555-LOVE for more info. Cheap rates .Color-TV y.r.e.r..n'sJ H,'"Quse,0-f'oLve -rrr No More Carpet Burns Call 555-LOVE for more info Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Seuxual Assults Remain Unsolved Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document e THE Severalimportant con- sequenceshave emerged from theunsolved sexual assaults of thelastacademic year, accordingto Interim Chancellor,Dr. John Stockwell, buta continuation of the Safe Escort Service may not be one them.'The Escort Service will be brought to the table again university of wisconsin-parkside concerned a female student who was sexually assaulted in a wooded area ofthe uw- Parkside Cross-country Trails. The area of the assault was near the Intersection of STH 31 & CTHE. In all three cases, the perpetrator wore a mask, dark clothing, and displayed a knife. He IS described as a white male 5'10" tall, medium build, short' hght-eolored hair, very fair skin, no facial hair, and heavy veiny eyelids (see sketch). Further investigation into these three sexual assaults indicate that the perpetrator of these incidents may be the same person. If you have any information regarding a possible suspect, please contact Lieutenant Larry C. Zarletti at 656-7333 or Police Officer Marlene Schlecht at 595-2455. If you live in Western Kenosha County call 1-800-773- 7333. Service that was conducted during the last five weeks of the spring semester was funded through Parkside Student Govern-ment Association. "For a program that was established rather rapidly, it was rather successful .. It's not there this semester because there is not a continued on page 2 Parkside as a whole. By appointment, anyone who wishes to talk about any specific topic should feel open to do so. This includes faculty and staff members. Dr. Stockwell stresses, "The office of the Chancellor is here to serve the university." By carrying out this service. his office welcomes all student activities. Different organizations are encouraged to use the Chancellor's office as a part of their relations as well. Dr. Stockwell says that he is open and anxious to get involved. He plans to do his best by stressing accessi bili ty and participation in various student functions. As in any "open-door" program, the objective is to form a relationship that is sincere and honest to bring forth a positive outcome among those involved. Dr. Stockwell and the staff of the Chancellor's office hope that this type of attitude will catch a flame and spread across the entire university. case # 113-57131 Wanted for sexual assault Date: 5/29/93 Time: 4:20 p.m. • Location: N..E. Corner of STH 31 &CTH E Description Sex: Male Age: 25-30 Race: White Hair: Very Short Strawberry Blond Height: 5'10" - 6' Eyes: Blue Complexion: Very Fair/Clear Build: Thin Clothing: Cotton Carnoutlaqe Gloves Hat: Dark Heavy Cable Knit Ski Mask. Shirt: Dark Long Sleeve Pants: Very Dark Jeans Shoes: Black Leather Field Type Boot Building eyes - heavy veiny eye lids. Suspect armed with a 5" folding knife. Simulated wood handle (white & black). Suspect hid in a wooded area of trails and sexually assaulted the victim at knife point. Kaplan's Contributions Sheila Kaplan greatly miss my many friends and acquaintances." "It has a delightful and talented student body, said Kaplan. "It's been great.J'tl miss it." Kaplan came to UW-Parkside, one of the youngest comprehensive universities in the UW System, in 1986 and served as the university's third chancellor. Under her leadership,UW-Parkside aggressively worked i.i improving the recruitment and retention of minority faculty, staff, and students. She also spearheaded a plan for academic infusion of issues of race, class, and gender throughout the curriculum and student programming. In response to the UW System's Design for Diversity, UW-Parksid: achieved, on balance, the most diverse student body in the UW System in percentages of students of color (II %), of part-time students (38%) and of non- tradition students aged 25 or older (34%). In 1991 and 1992 continued 0'// pagr' 2 f "tI.,NEWS SEXUAL ASSAULTS REMAIN UNSOLVE Thisweek Kenosha Area CrimeStoppers is offering a rewardof up to $1,000 for information leadmg to the arrest ofche subject(s) involved inthe sexual assaults which tookplace in an approximately onemile radius of the Universityof Wisconsin- ParksideCampus. Three sexual assaults have occurred since October of 1992 inthe above described area. Thefirst assaul t, which occurred on October 27, 1992 at 6:40 p.m., involved a female studentwho was sexually assaulted.4 miles west of Highway31 on Highway E. In thesecond assault, which occurred on March 29, 1993 at approx-imately 8:15 p.m., a femalestudent was sexually assaultedas she walked from theacademic complex to Wood Road.The third and most recentcase, on May 29, 1993 at approximately 4:15 p.m., SexualAssualts Continue To AHed Campus "OpenDoors" From The Chancellor's Office by Stanley Washington, Managing Editor The doors of the baocellor's office are being pened this semester to ~ tudentsevery Wednesday from :30 p.m. to 5:00 p.m., a appointment needed. ~he interim Chancellor .ohn Stockwell will ' rovide servic~s from his ffieedUring this time to anystudents who desires them. In this new "open- door"approach, Dr. Stockwellsays he hopes tohelp maintain a ~ealthyenvironment, h,ch he beheves is ess . enUalto the success of thestUdents. Students are :COuraged to drop in at b }'tUneduring these ourst di . 0 lSCUSS whatever ~tontheir minds. Dr. th oekwellhas informed bee~ger that this will wi ~ e student's time ,,~ their agenda. "nether th . probl ere IS a specific take these concerns. idea em, concern, or just an Although this period on pe -.,'ther institutional or Wednesdays will be prOVided rsonal th d I h "0 en Ch - e oors of the for students on y, t e p - ap aneellor's office will be Door" invitation extends to the ened wide. This University of Wisconsin- r--..---.._~~~~--::::;~~;WZ~RCE~LL5~~---- -RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 this year. Its implementation will depend on interest and funding," states Stockwell. "We do not have funding in our current operating budget to continue this operation out of security funds," states Chief David Ostrowski of Parkside's University Police. Ostrowski explains that the special Escort communication between student and upper administration, it is hoped, will fulfill the student's desire to discuss matters of importance to them. Often, in the past, students didn't know where to Nicholas W. Zatm, News Editor Sheila Kaplan, chancellor of the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, announced her resignation. effective Monday, Sept. 6. On that date.john Stockwell, vice chancellor and provost, will become chancellor. Howard Cohen, dean of the School of Liberal Arts, will become vice chancellor and provost. Kaplan was named president of Metropolitan State College of Denver May 17. She is replacing Thomas B. Brewer who, after five years as president, is retiring. Last December when the Board of Trustees at the Denver college started the search for a new president they decided that candidates should have experience as a senior administative executive, a commitment to diversity, an understanding of the special needs of urban education, and knowledge of Colorado higher education. She is the first woman president in the college's 21>- year history. Approximately 17,500 students are enrolled at the school and there are about 850 full and part time faculty and staff -. The school is 100% commuter. It offers four yea, degrees in Technical, Professional, and Liberal Arts. "It is with extremely mixed emotions that I have accepted this position," Kaplan said. "I have enjoyed beyond words my years at UW-Parkside. It is an excellent institution and I will Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 1, September 2, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-09-02 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System abortion chancellor sheila kaplan interim chancellor native americans resignation safewalk sexual assault women's center https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/9560a1b8ec2ce922c089cb86054fdfa7.pdf 6745d1fb7cf3fc7575814934fc506cc4 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 21, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor responds to fee hike Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document an 'er ',', " , , 1" ' ..... ,~ < <,V" , ..,,,.;:::~:;::::::::::.:.. :.;';::;::~:::':'::.:'._'. Editorial ... Andy says goodbye, after addressing one final concern. See it On Page 6 nside ... The Wall provides a forum for student views on homosexuality. Page 2 Campus forum focuses on minority issues. Page 4 Cabe provides some sage .advice on exam preparation. Page 7 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 29 "Let me start by saying that nobodylikes to raise fees and nobOdylikes to raise tuition," Dr. SheilaKaplan, Chancellor of the University, tared when commentingreceml yon the controversy that has emerged surrounding student fee increases forthe 1993-94 school year. "I understand ...I know the studentsthat go LOthis university. I knowthat 80 or 85 percent of the studentswork and that every buck ishard to come by. I know thaI. But, we are not solo players here," Kaplancontinued. Speaking of recent pressure by the Board of Regents to raise monies to cover administrative COSts, Kaplan says, "Many of the ihingswe do. we have to do, are in response to iniuauves by the Regentsof various kinds and also in response to the fiscal reality of the SIDle." "When I became Chancellor," explains Kaplan, "even now, basically, my own philosophy is you don't nickel and dime the students. Youdon't put lots of nuie fees on 10000flittiethings and make people veryangry at you. That's kind of UNfVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSlDE Continued on Page 4 Physical Plant announces candidate Ch~n~~~llorsh~~~~!?a~~e t~rai!~O~Y' ~!~:e News Writer circumstances here that have basi- behavior. "What we have seen cally changed the situation." what the experience has been a; Kaplan quickly points out other UW campuses, is that the "...that not all those fees we putout drop fee changes behavior. are designed LOgenerate money People will drop the course beand I think that's important La fore the tenth day so that it beknow." In this context, Kaplan comes available to other explains the tenth day drop fee. people ...so we have a very good "We are really not designing reason for doing that, We believe to raise money for the institution. that itwillchangcbehavior. More The Board of Regents has set a importantly.it won'tcosuhe stupolicy that basically sets a five dent a nickel, if the students do it percent cap for the number of stu- right.i.it's only those people who dents who drop after the tenth day. abuse the system who are going The concern of the Regents was, to be penalized by that." Kaplan and still is, that students stock up concludes her views on this issue on registration, then decide not to by saying, "So I think we have to take the course. put that one aside:' By the time they drop out after Addressing the issue of the the tenth day, it's too late for some- graduation fee, Kaplan explains, body else to get into that course. "We're the only school in the That delays their graduation; UW System that has not charged they're angry with us; we don't use a graduation fee ...we do have ourresourceseffectively ...we'rethe some direct expenses related to worst offender in the UW System. graduation ...Ijust signed a requi- Things have galien better because sition.last week, fornearly a thouwe've been prodding people and sand dollars for the honor asking people and counseling cords ...." The graduation fee, people not to do it, but we're stil! then, Kaplan says, "is designed the worst offenders:' basically La recover our direct "We've got LOput a stop to costs ...LOrecover our direct COSL that." was not an illegitimate thing LO Kaplan goes on to say that the do," tenth day drop fee is designed, not Gregory M. Gauthier News Writer The University held an open meeting last Tuesday with Don Colby, acting director of the Ph ysical Plant, giving members of the UW-Parkside community the chance to individually scrutinize thecandidate for permanent Physical Plant Director. The Physical Plant is the department responsible for maintenance and upkeep of the Campus' building and grounds, and includes maintenance workers, grounds people, mechanics, electricians.the various shops, and custodians. The responsibility of the director's position is for coordinating and overseeing the efforts of each of these areas. The afternoon meeting, organized by Howard Cohen, Director of the Search Committee, was attended by several University faculty and staff members, while the only member of the student body presem was the reporter. Colby began the meeting with an opening statement in which he highlighted some of the changes he has been making as acting director, and pointed out his experience as an engineer prior LOhis current position.Inhiscomments.he stated the need for a "mission statement" for the department, and he believes that the department needs to "set goals." Colby also pointed to several projects in process since he has taken the new posi tion, such as new computer work -order software which is intended to help Physical Plant employees keep better track of the work performed on campus. Colby stressed that he wanted supervisors who were more accountable, and stated that the department needs to combine planning with other areas of the University in order to provide better and more efficient service. Among the changes he stated were needed, he included, "it would be nice to add an HVAC [Heating/Air Conditioning] Specialist," but concluded that it was not very likely due to current budget constraints. During the question and answer period following Colby's opening, Colby stated that he would not have difficulty with the role change from engineer to director, because the acting position has given him a head start, allowing him to work into the position. Another concern of the attendees was control of the Physical Plant budget, which was apparently poorly managed during the tenure of the previous direc- LOr. Colby, frustrated at the present situation of the Physical Plant budget, stated that he did "not understand why things were done the way they were," that he wanted to "change to focus of budget control,' and that "Ultimately, I am in charge [of the budget]." When asked about his long range goals, Colby stated that he wishes the Physical Plant to "communicate more" with the other departments, computerize as much of the Physical Plant as the Continued On Page 4 !.~\.. t ,'" ----~_.-------"-- 4,, THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1993 Steven Moore, recently appointed Editor-In-Chief of The Ranger News for the 1993-94 publishing year, is all smiles. See the story below. Moore chosen for 1993-94 Ranger News Editor position Andrew J, Patch Editor-In-Chief Last Wednesday, after approximately two and one-half hours of interviewing and deliberation, The Ranger News Editor-In-Chief search committee appointed Steven Moore, junior English major, as next year's Editor-In-Chief. Appearing before an interview panel of eight members, Moore was one of two candidates running for the position. A recent transfer student from the College of Lake County, Moore began anending the University last fall and immediately noticed problems with the campus newspaper. "I was extremely dissatisfied LO sec such a low number of students participating on the staff. I was also disturbed about students complaining and protesting that 'The Ranger News never expresses my viewpclrus and feelings,' or 'There's nothing interesting to read in The Ranger.' I ran forEditor·ln-ChiefofTheRanger News because I believe that I can change these situations. Moore has, in fact, already recruited heavily, and has compiled an extensive staff in preparation of the upcoming year. A former resident of an American military hase inPanama,Moore is an honors student, a writing tu- LOr,the President of the University Writing Club, and a member of Sigma Tau Delta (the international English Honor Society). While a student at College of Lake County, Moorealso served as a writing tutor, a student senator. a feature writer on the campus newspaper, and a member of the Black Student Union. Lastfall, representing the University, Moore took partin thcNinth National Conference on Peer Tu- LOring at Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Throughout the course of his two semesters at UWParks ide, Moore has served as a writing assistant Iiaison, has served an internship in writing and editing with the University Writing Cen- Continued on Page 10 Ginger Helgeson Feature Writer gramming by the student group. A large majority of those polled by this reporter also indicated their suppon for gay and lesbian rights on this campus. Out and About Week, April 19-23, was the first campus-wide programming effort sponsored by GLO. The week was designed to highlight issues of affectional orientation, with a focus on the perspectives of gay, lesbian and bisexual people. Most students indicated whole-hearted support of Out and About Week when interviewed. Typical comments were, "I'm all for the group," "These issues shouldn't be justa one-week splash __ there should be on-going programs, because it was a great idea," "Homosexuals should be included here," and "I had a chance 10 learn a lot." . Some students also indicated that they have begun 10 rethink issues they had previously taken for granted. One student listed a few gay rights issues he had discovered and supported, then concluded, "Iguess I'm for gay rights!" A very small number of students interviewed stated opposition to GLO programming. All used personal interpretations of Christian teachings 10 justify their Editor's note: The following story is the result of an informal campus poll taken last week. Many of those polled are not named because of the large number of similar responses. A few individuals asked 10 remain anonymous. Despite the controversial content ofThe Wall responses posted in Upper Main Place recently as Part of the Gay and Lesbian Organization's (GLO) "Out and About Week," most of the campus community has indicated a high level of support for continued pro- Thursday May 6 Foreign Film Series: "Mediterraneo" (Italy); Union Cinema, 7:30 pm, $4. Special Library Hours: 7 :45 am - 1 am. Music: Parks ide Wind Ensemble & Parkside Community Band. 7:30 pm, CART Theatre UWP Men's Baseball- at Kenosha vs. Carthage, lprn. Athletics - UWP pool, gyms. etc. available for walk-in use of students wjvalidated I D'S. Friday May 7 Music: Southern Lakes Conference - Large Ensemble Conference, free; Sam CART Theatre. UWP Women's Track - North Central Invitational, 4pm. Naperville, IL. UWP Men's Track & Field - NCC Open, 3pm, Naperville IL. Special Library Hours - 7:45 am to IOpm. '0 5pm; Saturday May 8 Foreign Film Series: "Mediterrano" (Italy). Union Cinema. 8pm, $4. Speeial Library Hours: 9am '0 6:30 pm. UWP Men's Baseball at Kenosha vs. Lewis University, Noon, Doubleheader. Sunday May9 Foreign Film Series, "Mediterrano" (Italy), Union Cinema, 2pm, $4. Special Library Hours: Noon to 1 am. UWPMen's Baseball at Marion College (Doubleheader) in Fond du Lac ,WI- Ipm. - Just weren't there," she said. "'Ilia ' freespeech,though,3ndfrees Is belongs here." Ptech Kaplan and Assistant Ch cellor for Student Affairs G Gan- Grace both stated strong . ary C • sUpPan lo. r ianlcrieased awareness ofon.enla_ lion Issues on campus. "We need 10 learn not to be threatened by those who aredilf f I ,ec ent rom us," Gracesaid. "Weneed to put such issues out on the table so we ca.n dISCUSSthem. Where else but 10 a college env'~n uu mem can we do that?" Kaplan said she remembe~ five years ago when gays andleSbians felt hesitant 10 even holdmeet. mgs on campus. Pleased with GLO's successful week, she said "We need thesepeopleheretohel~ educate the rest of us: GLO co-coordinators Angie I Nuter and Morten Sunde saidthey feel satisfied with theresullSofthe week. "Some bridges were buill," Sunde said. "Oureventswerep!elly well-attended. Some negativereo i sponses turned positive when people approached me and wegot a chance to talk." Jeans Day was one eventthat Sunde found himself talkingabout a lot. On Wednesday, studen~ were asked to wear jeans to show their support of gay and lesbian ' Continued on Page 4 Recycle Me! Recycle Me! Recycle Me! [ I I VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES ... Monday May 10 Special Library Hours: 7:45 am to I am. Tuesday May U Special Library Hours: 7:45 am to 1 am. Festival on the Lake ..Afro Fest needs booth workers. Volunteerfor a 3 hour shift on July 2, 3 or 4 at the Festival Site in Racine. Sell raffles, food or merchandise. Be scheduled to work with a friend. Freeentrance. Enjoy the fun. Sign up in the Volunteer Office NOW. Wednesday May 12 Speeial Library Hours: 7:45 to 11:30 pm. 5th grader needs patient, understanding tuiorlfriend. Volunteeras little as 1 hour weekI y through first week ofJ une. Eleven yearoldis failing all subjects but needs help most in reading and math. Mustbe sensiuve to child's problems. See Carol today. Thursday May 13 Classic Film: ''The Wizard of Oz" , 4'.30 and 7pm, U'man C'merna $1 for students, $2 for adults. ' Special Library Hours: 7:45 am to 1I:30pm. Computer specialist placement is available. Student who enjoys computer work, is accurate and dependable, please inquire about the 2 hour w~k1y request from the Racine Literacy coum;il. Go to Volunteer Office, WLLC-DI75 for more information or call Carol at 595-2011. Friday May 14 UWP Women's Softball- NCAA Regionals (5/14 & 5/15) UWP Women's Track - North Central Last Chance, Naperville Il.. " 4 UWP Men's Track & Field _ NCC Last Chance pm. Naperville IL, 3pm. ' Speeial Library Hours - 7:45 am to 6pm. Special Interim Library Hours - 9:00 am to 4:30 pm Monday thru Friday; closed Saturday and Sunday , and also 5/31, Memorial Day. Volunteer in Children's Safe House in Kenosha. Read bedtime stories to children who are in Safe House while parent is in treaUOenL A maximum of eight children are cared for by paid sraff and volunteers. All workers must be tested for drugs and agree to police check. Ask for more information in the Volunteer Office. Willife Horizons need volunteers. Help feed baby squirrels for 2-3 evenmg hours a week beginning immediately. See carol1oday. ...~..~. ~~~================~------~--------------------------------- ~e3 p~~b~~~idd'e~p~lan;s~2~5~th~anm~~.v:e=rs:ary=~--;-:~~-=======~T;H[;R.~NC~[R N;[W~S,;pag~e3 celebration The Adminisuative Council Joan Fecteau La G Wh t' U ? hiS recentlyapproved a few initia- JoeHannem~. Th~~ eliott, and 1994, the University will host a a s p_~ _ \ai'S tSand timellnes for the celebra- may be used 0 go and theme umversIty-wide dinner celebration ~h tpiIlnoft/le[lni.v' ersuy '2S5lh Anni-. pocket mugs n dcamhpus banners ,r fo the occasion of the 25th anni- . ' an Ol er merchan- versary. G ~. . dise, name tags, the postage meter MAT deadl ine M 18 Ian· The first UW-Parkslde Stu- indIcia and pri t d In addition to the regents and ay lary dellts were enro IIed iIn 1968 and lhroughout the ceIlneberatiopnr'ograms U.W syStem Ieadership, commu- In.dividuals' 10teresled'10 taking the Graduate Management Adrnis- POn ~ncethen they have celebrated the Anniversary ban . period. nuy leaders, alumni, retired faculty sion Test (GMA1'),tobe administered at the University of Wisconsinn~. graduating class in Spring of' ners, Incorpo- and staff, current faculty and staff, 2Pakrls.ide on June, must compie the registration process by Friday, May fIlS! .••. ratIng the logo and theme will be 1970.the Univershy WIll irnple- hung on light I I and students will be invited to at- ~be ment acelebration timeline around Loop Road an:Oc:' a ong Inner tend a special dinner. . The GMAT is required for all individuals interested in enrolling ,,:'; tItSC dateS,observing the official lots during the annive~sarypUaSrking Alumni Relations: This initia- 10 any master's of business administration (MBA) program. Appli- ""'. ear from Se t be year. tivewillbealong-tennplanforthe canons for the GMAT can be obtained from the UW-Parkside lble ,.ntversar)'y p em r Community businesses and the development of effective Counseling and Testing office, Room D175 of the Wyllie Library 'ere 1993. through Audgcdus1t.9 1 94.. I.n organizations will beasked tospon- alumm.re Iall.ons seeking to involve Lear.ning Cemer. AppI"icauons must be'mailed to the national testing 'enl ~uon,anexten ume me will sorasericsofnewspaperads which alumni iznifi service and postmarked no later than May 18. ude th 25lh A Dc . ' more sigru icantly in the 0"1 e .nmversary - theUniversitywilldevelop,accen_ life of the University and to The GMAT examination will be given at UW-Parkside on ~-s vdopmen. t Camp.a.! gn.. . tuating the University's ach,'eve- tr th th Saturday, June 20. M II be s eng en eUniversity'stiesand sbi. Five maJ?r m,uauvcs WI . ments and contributions in its first relationships with its graduates. Individuals interested in learning about the MBA program are eel. inCOlPOrated mtO the 25lh Anm- 25 years. They will also initiate a 25th encouraged to attend an Open House at 7 p.m. Tuesday, May 4 in lith ~Celebrauon plan: publicity These ads would run lhr h- . . room 104-106 of theUW-Parkside Student Union,located at the north '•;d, lid public rel.ations, University-. out the ann,'versary year. Theocuogm_ ahnonnIovreinrsgartyherefuirnsitognrcaldausastpinrgogcralamss, end of the main campus complex. Admission requirements, prereqlelp wide celebrauon events, alumm mitlee will also approach RAMAC during Commencement 1994, ex- uisites, curriculum overview and the evening class schedule will be relalions, 25th Anniversary Dcvel- and lheKenosha Chamber of Com- pecting to make each following discussed. gie ~t Campaign, and campus merce about sponsoring special 25thanniversaryc1asspartofCom_ For more infonnation on the GMATcall (414) 595-2046. ley lIOuvlUeasnd events. events in recognition of the mencement activities. the The Office of Univer ity Re- University's anniversary. Development The Founda- I,' IaIions will umeprimary respon- Media kits will be distributed tion is expected to announce a 25th 11y sibilily forplannmgand implement- in August to area media rcpresen- Anniversary Development Camreo iog the ftrst four. initiatives, i.e. tatives. Thepossibilitiesofspecial paign, a major fund-raising prolen publicityand public relauons, cel- sections will be discussed with the gram to support scholarship enlOt IbIationsevent, alumni relations. KenoshaNewsand theRacineJour- dowments, equipment needs, and celebrationevent, alumni relations, nal Times. other University priorities. Iat and development. The August 1993 issue of Per- CampusActivitiesandEvents: lUi Ot/lereampus divisions, pro- spcctive will be a special com- The archives will work with Public ,~gJ3IlIs,andorganizationsareaskcd memorative edition, detailing lhe Relations to develop an historical lw 10 plan additional programs and University's first 25 years. Suc- exhibit using documents, photos, an cvenlS. ceeding issues through August of and other artifacts from the ar- !4 Publicity and Public Relations: 1994 will include items of interest chives. l The 251hAnniversary Year will be pertaining to the 25th anniversary. Olher campus divisions, deolftciallyannounced by the Chan- The committee will work with partments and organizations are cellordunng Convocation in Au- an advisory group of students, encouraged to incorporate the 25th gust1993. alumni and bookstore personnel to anniversary into their schedules of The Anniversary logo/theme promote and sell 25lh anniversary events, athletic contests, concerts, "Knowthe Past, Imagine the Fu- merchandise. productions, etc. ture"hasbeen dcveloped byacom- University-Wide Celebration Public Relations will maintain mitleecomposed of Jan Nowak, Event: In conjunction wilh the a campus-wide calendar of such Pauick McGuire, David Holmes, Board of Regents meeting in April events. Time for summer paintball Sam's, has six different fields of play. Some of lhem include ridges for ambushing attacks; huts and forts for the feel of a battle in a village; or woods for a forest fight._ All equipment, including clothes and safety goggles, are rentableand the average price toplay is around twenty five dollars. All of the various playing areas have different times they're open. Paintball Sam's is open every weekend, with free camping during special events, all yearround except for Christmas, Easter, and hunting season. In addition, groups of twenty or more can rent the fields during the week for a private go at it. Paintballing is a sport, lhat when done safely, can result in a great deal of fun. The exilement and energy of the battle, the chase, and the victory creates a feeling that is hard to compare. For more infonnation about Paintball Sam's or paintballing in general, call Nicky Kludt at 1-534-3197 Tom Ambelang Feature Writer You peek carefully over the lOp of the forl. You don't see anyone, butthey'reoutthcre. Thewind licks around your ears as your muscles tighten, anticipating. Someone appears on your left. You quickly train lhe gun on him, ready to shoot. but he's on yourside. You ease off lhe trigger. Heruns up lhe field and you must decide whelher to hang back or move. Summoning lhe guts from deepinside, you dart out of the fort. You run in behind him, but your making too much noise. The twigs andleaves beneath your feet sound like firecrackers. SUddenly there is a barrage of gunfue. You see lhem appear all around you as you dive for cover behindahutwall. Youthinkyou've made it until you feel the slight sting. You've been shot. An air hom blows in the distance signallingtheendofthegame. The purple paint on your leg clashes harshly wilh the green camoflage. You've just experienced the thrill of paintballing. Paintballing is a sport that has been growing in popularity over the past decade. It is a fast paced team or individual game that allows lhe participants !o play an adult fonn of wargames. Paintball Sam's, owned and run by Nilcki Kludt and located on Highway K, west of 1- 94, is believed to havesome of the best, and safest playing fields in the midwest. The only requirement you need to play is to be eighteen years old. The game is usually played with two teams. The object is to snatch lhe flag off lhe opposing team's fort and return it to your own. This is much harder to do lhan it sounds because teams can set up ambushes and snipers to "kill" the opposing team members as they venture into the open. Paintball New course offerings According to Dr. Dale Bower, Assistant Vice Chancellor for Extended Services, new course offerings and more upper level courses are contributing to an increased number of registrations for summer session. Enrollment is running more than 25% over last year. One of the new courses, 210 Ethnobiology, will be taught by Professor Surinder Datta. It is listed in the schedule under the heading of Ethnic Studies, and will also fulfill the diversity requirement. The school of education is offering new courses in both Teacher Education and Physical Education. For Teacher Education, 490 Enhancing Adult Development and 490 Teaching The Adult Learner are designed for individuals across the curriculum and not restricted to education majors. Physical Education has several new courses: 195 Fencing, 195 Angling, and 195 Personal Protection. An additional section of 141 Golf! and 142 Golfll will also be offered in the evening. A second evening section of 201 Advanced Composition has also been opened. This section will meet on Monday and Wednesday from 6:30-9:30 pm and will be taught by Rosemary Hunkeler. This course is a requirement to declare a major in business. Course schedules for summer session are available in the Registrar's office, Advising Center, and the Assistant Vice Chancellor's office. Although the mail registration deadline for summer session is June 4th, students may register in person through June 14th. Students, however, are urged to finalize their summer course selection as soon as possible since some courses are already filled. Wind Ensemble to perfonn The UW-Parkside Community band and the Parks ide Wind Ensemble will conclude the concert season with a joint program on Thursday, May 6th. The concert is scheduled at 7:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Both ensembles are conducted by UW-Parkside professor Mark Eichner. Robert Rummage will perfonn Robert Jager's Percussion Concerto (1985) as soloist with the Parkside Wind Ensemble. Mr. Rummage is percussion instructor and director of the Percussion Ensemble at UW-Parks ide. He is an active professional in the Chicago area including tour perfonnances with the Woody Hennan Jazz Orchestra, and he has twice perfonned at the prestigious Chicago Jazz Festival in Grant Park. Other works by the Parkside Wind Ensemble include Pineapple Poll by Sir Arthur Sullivan, New Dance by Wallingford Riegger, and The Immovable Do by Percy Grainger. The UW-Parkside Community Band will perfonn Scherlo by Anthony Iannaccone, Second Suite in F by Gustav Holst, and Trauersinfonie by Richard Wagner. The enure tuba sectton consIsting of David Boyd, Steve Carlson, Charley DIckson, and Paul Sandvick will be featured in lhe novelty selecllon The Bass In the Ballroom. The UW-Parkside Community Band is an Outreach Program of the university, promoting paruc,patton In musIc as a lifelong activity. . Admission to the concert is $4. Students, staff, and semors, $2. Tne RASGERNEWS,Page 4 - Kaplan responds to controversy Continued from Page 1 Kaplan stresses, again, that the decisions made by UW-Parkside are a direct result of Board of Regent mandates. "The Regents put a committee together to look at the whole question of fees and they made changes in the System's policy and what those changes basically involved was to remove all restrictions from those campuses charging specific fees for specific purposes. "The message they were sending was: 'If you have costs that are legitimate costs, you need to look to recoup those costs." Kaplan continues, "We had almost no fees and I though that was good, but the message we were getting from the people that we worked for was 'you've got to look for fees as a possible source of income, where appropriate, to recover direct costs." From that message emerged a study by Dr. Gary Grace, comparing all possible fees used at other System schools. Kaplan quickly points out that UW-Parkside rejeered most of those possibilities. "Most of them were ridiculous," Kaplan chuckles. Kaplan summarizes, by again talking about behavior change and direct costs. "We think some of OUf actions will improve behavior, as we would like to see them improved ...and others we think will simply recover some of the direct costs that the Regents are telling us that we need to find ways to recover. So that's the long and the short of it." Asked where this new money would be allocated, Kaplan responded, "We think we'll raise a couple of bucks the first year, but then it will dry up." Like every other souree of money in the University, it wiII go into the institution's Supply and Expense Budget and be allocated where it is needed. "We really view that drop/ add money as short-term money ...By the second year, we expect that income stream to dry up...So we're not looking for big bucks there." Responding to a final question about veteran's benefits, Kaplan replied, "We apparently were the only campus in the UW System that were basically allowing veterans to delay their payments. There was no policy of the Board that allowed us to do this. "As far as we understand, Gary Goetz, for all sorts of good, heartfelt reasons, simply was prepared to grant waivers to veterans, because he felt they had a special need. We goraudited and the audit found that we were doing this and the audit basically says: 'Youcan't do it.·n Kaplan concludes by saying, "So ...it was simply a practice that we alone in the UW System were undertaking without any policy support; it was something we were simply doing, because at that time, we thought it was a nice thing to do. "Unfortunately, the world is not made like that and you can't always do things that you'd like to do, when you've got auditors out there who tell you that this violates all of the appropriate standards that you have to follow for when you collect money and how you deposit money and all of that kind of stuff." Physical Plant director interviewed Continued from Page 1 budget will allow in order to increase efficiency. and assemble a "policy and procedures" manual, which he stated would assist supervisors in maintaining consistency. and order within the department. He also stated that one other way he is working to improve the Physical Plant was to study the manner in which other UW-Systern campuses are running their plants, and to actively participate in the biannual information-sharing meetings with the other campuses. Colby further stated that the University commiuee could help improve Physical Plant operations in a number of ways. He asked that work orders be detailed more completely, and that individuals make an effort to be more descriptive with problems. Another of Colby's goals is to reduce the number of Worker's Compensation claims, pointing out that the safety committee is in the process of replacing dangerous ladders and that he isconsidering safety training for Physical Plant employees. When asked about the campus' "commitment to diversity," Colby said that he feels it to be important, adding that he personally feels that "if (someone] isqualified, Idon't care where they come from." When pressed as to whether or not he would hire a woman or minority over a white male, provided they were equally qualified, Colby stated that he would, and that as far as he knew, he has "an obligation under law" to do so. A semi-controversial issue Colby was asked to deal with during the session deal t with the spring and summer insecticide spraying on campus, and the possible danger it poses to local geese. He responded that it was Physical Plant's responsibility to maintain the grounds, and that most of the spraying would be done on the weekends in order to avoid any discomfort for the University population. The geese, however, will "have to fend for themselves." He suggests that if the campus felt strongly regarding the situation, perhaps it should consider a petition, but added that he would not be signing it. Colby added that he would be maintaining an "open-door" policy of the campus, and that anyone with questions will be welcome to stop by and present them. GLO gains suIm-=-o=-...:rt'-------- _ Continued from Page 2 issues. Jeans, being common student dress, there were many who wore them without paying attention to the week's promotions and unintentionally made a statement. "Some people thought wewere trying to make them dress a certain way or to trick them," Sunde responded. "I would say to them, 'Now you know how it is to be gay every day.'" Comedian RickBurd was also criticized, Sunde said. Students had strong negative reactions to the comedian's act, with many not finding the performance in the least bit funny. "OK, we gambled. We saw a six-minute promotional tape to decide whether to have him here or not. He was funny on the tape. That happens once in a while," he added. Nuter said her favorite pan of the week was the Friday night social event in Union Square. "It felt so good to be able tohaveeveryone together. Theatrnospherewasvery relaxed and happy," she said. "We had a great time." Now that the Wall is gone, it will not be forgotten. GLO co-coordinators Nuter and Sunde have kept a few momentos -- actually a complete record of all comments written on The Wall during Out and About Week -- to help us all remember what the climate was like at UWParks ide during mid-April 1993. So, if you wrote on The Wall, you've just become a part of campus history. Have a GREAT SUMMJEJR May 6,1993 - Forum focuses on campus minority issues Nick Zahn Assistant News Editor Wednesday, April 28, minority students met with Chancellor Sheila Kaplan to voice concems. Minority students were upset that at the recent KRS-One lecture campus police brought firearms and more officers than should have been necessary for an event with 50 or less people. Kaplan responded that when she found out about that she "went ballistic." Parks ide police aren't allowed to carry guns at regular campus events. "In general," said Kaplan, as Parkside's policies regarding campus police are written, they are not appropriate a university." Kaplan said that policy is in the process of being revised so that it reflects an educational environment. Students wondered how expansion of the Phy Ed building was possible when more facilities for minorities, wether through expanding the CECA center or building a new facility, are not. Kaplan pointed out that 80% of money for the addition to the Phy Ed building will becoming from the state. BUildings such as the Union and Multicultural are paid for by Students and not the state. Said Kaplan. "We will work with yOU recognizing that what we've got we've got." Another topic brought up was the selection proccess of Ihe Senior Resident Advisors. Students thought that the prossess was unfair since there was no minority representative on the selection committee. DeAnn Possehl, Director of Residence Life said that next year there would be. Bryan Lyday, the new president of HOP, thought the the forum went well. "It was healthy to vent some of our frustration. We had a chance to be heard and hear the Chancellor's response. Now it's time for students to action and make sure changes take place." Kevin Williamsalsothoughl that the session was good for all concerned. "Hopefully we'll have more meetings like thisand the Chancellor will come tomore student functions. People need to get to know the Chancellor." French student enjoys American culture Karina Horochena Feature Writer Some students want more from their college experience than partying for four or five years and eventually gelling a degree. French student Karine Iglesias is one of these students. Karine, 20, is studying abroad from Dammartin, France, a small suburb of 6,000 people outside of Paris. Karine came to the University of Wisconsin- Parkside this year and plans to stay until August. Karine had previously been to the United States last spring on vacation visiting friends in Racine. She decided to attend Parkside because she wanted to study in the United States and she wanted to improve her English speaking skills. Itdidn 't hurt that she would already have a place to stay either. Karine is currently staying with Parkside English Professor Andrew Mclean and his wife Carol Ruxton in Racine. An English major at the Sorbonne school in Paris, Karine contends that her classes overseas are harder and the teachers expect more from their Sludents. She does, however, recommend studying abroad. "Studying ina foreign country, especially Ihe U.S., is a good experience. I've learned a lot of things." Karine points out that certain aspects of American culture, like fattening foods, are negative but in general, "likes American people - they're nice and friendly." She says she will missschool here because you can socialize more, unlike school in Paris where it is all work. She also points out the differences in nightlife activities between the two cultures. According to Iglesias there are more things for young adults to do in Paris but they are more expensive. It costs about $1510 go to a nightclub in Paris and they are usually open from II p.rn.to j a.rn. WhileintheU5., Karine has made many lasung friends. "I'd like them to visitme inFrance. I'll come back to visit them for sure." May 6,1993 - University students display their talent in Senior Art Exhibit Susan Luepkes Feature Writer Upon entering the doors of the University Communication Arts Gallery,one is immediately greeted byarust-colored, abstractly twisted steelculture. This figure, inspired byanistHilary Rinke, isjust one of theseveral an attractions currently displayedin the Senior An Exhibit untilMay 16. Each semester, graduating An majors arc given the opportunity through their Senior Seminar coursework to produce a collaboraledisplay of the talent and skills they accomplished through their undergraduate study. This spring, the Art Department held two an exhibits to accomodate the expansive abilities of their len graduatingseniors. This second Senior An Exhibit, which began Thursday, represents the craftsmanship of Sara Hainstock, Heidi Nolan, Debra J. Richter, Hilary Rinke, and Ginger Moungey. The exhibit contains a wide variety of subjects and themes. Death, nature, emotions, and societ y are represented through such media as lithographs, oil paintings, three-dimensional collages, and ceramic sculptures. The artist expressed themselves through the inspiration of such styles as romanticism, formalism .and expressionism. "I attempt to give the viewer a place to escape, a place to meditate, and a place to find peace within themselves," said Hainstoek. Art Department Chair Doug De Vinny states that the pupose of this an exhibit is for the seniors to establish themselves in the outside exhibition market. "The exhibit documents that the student has achieved a professional presence as an artist," said DeVinny. The students must work together to produce a collaborative presentation that will not only display their individual talents, but also accentuate eachother's techniques. Beside demonstrating a portfolio of their artistic capabilities, the student must construct slides of their work, a resume, and a thesis about themselves and their artwork. Students and faculty are encouraged to attend this exhibit. An opening reception will be held this . evening from 7 to 9 p.rn., where guests will be able to meet and talk with the artists, DeVinny states that UW-Parkside is one of few campuses in the area that allows students this opportunity to display their an. The exhibit is open Mondays andThursdays from I to Sp.m.and Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 7 to 10p.m. HOW MRHY eOUfGf GHRDURTfS eRH GfT IHTO R TOYOTR? WITH THf TOYOTA ClASS OF'g3 HHAIL FIHAHCIHG P1I0GHAH, JUST ABOUT ALL OF THfH. See? College was worth it Your degree is your key to the Toyota you've always wanted. If you're a graduate of a fouryear college, graduate school or registered nursing program, Toyota has special finance rates for you. Rates with no money down. And a gO-daydeferred payment' What's more, the Toyota Retail Financing Program is available a year after and up to SIX months before you actually graduate. And you can finance any new Toyota - the Paseo shown here, or a Cerolla, Tercel, 4x4, whatever moves you. Should you want to lease your new Toyota, an attractive leasing program is also available. For complete information and qualification requirements, as wellas the location of your nearest Toyota dealer,just callI-800-S-COLLEGE.The car or truck ofyour dreams, and financing you won't lose sleep over. Bet you can really get mto that. "Ilove what you dofrme," See YourLocal Toyota Dealer. @TOYOTA Marquita Hynes News Writer THERANGERNEWS,Page 5 /University gains a treasure The sounds of creativity are about to reach their crescendo for Agbo Folarin. His copper sculpture, "Diversity of Creation Myths," is soon to be installed. By the middle of this month, the campus community will be able to view the mural, which he and his students have created. The east wall of the Wyllie Library Learning Center mezzanine area wil become the permanent home of the fourteen copper panels which comprise the mural. Molinaro D-130 has echoed with the pounding of hammers and the whirring of drills throughout the spring semester. Interested students, faculty, and staff have been dropping by the classrooms throughout the semester. Intersted students, faculty and staff have been dropping by the classrooms throughout the semester. "They come all the time," exclaimed Folarin, who was happy to have so many people intrigued with the project. Likewise, "I was intrigued by the multitude of ethnic backgrounds in this country," stated the artist. Comparing his native Nigeria to the United States, he added, "I'm jealous. You have a very rich country; but American people should try to get together more." Students who worked together on the mural shared some of their thoughts in an earlier interview: Edward Moczulewski was happy for the chance to learn atechnique that has been used for thousands of years, while Rick Bedore said that the experience was an "opportunity to work with someone from another culture - an internationally-known artist." He stated that the ideaoftheciass was "to see how public an's hung in public places." Initially the mural was to hang outside the main entrance to the Communication Arts Theatre. It was conferred by the artist, however, that a location inside would be preferable to prevent possible damage to the work. In an enclosed environment potential damage due to wind, rain, and oxidation would be minimized and/or eliminated. Folarin stated that he has enjoyed his time at UW-Parkside, but is looking forward to returning to Nigeria at the end of the month. The sculpture, however, will remain and bea lasting "treasure for the University," he proudly declared. Folarin may be at Northwestern University during the fall t993 semester, where he would be working on a fellowship. Stop in The Ranger News office (D139C) or ~ call 595-2287. "",--VI _''''''__ ~ .-/ If your interested in: • News Writing • Sports • Layout & Design • Copy Editing • Advertising The Ranger News is looking for people for the 1993-1994 academic year. Tus R"~GER NEWS, Pagc 6 Editorial It's been fun, but. .. Andrew J, Patch Editor-In-Chief Well, it's finally here, About eight months ago, I remember saying to myself "wcll, one down, twenty-eight to go" - meaning, of course, issues of The Ranger News. At the time, this year seemed like some interminably long, incomprehensible thing, sort of like infinity. Icould picture the end of the year just as easily as Icould the Packers winning a Supcrbowl (these, of course, were in the pre- Reggie days). But it carne, it's here, and I finally get to say good-bye. But first, there's a small matter tn attend to... • On page one of this week's issue, Alan Cook wrote a story presenting Sheila Kaplan's response to and reasoning for the new student fees recently imposed on University students. I have several concerns regarding her arguments. . First, Kaplan opens by stating that "I know the.students that go to this University .... " This to me would seem to be a slight impossibility, unless by 'students of this University' she means Lhe gifted few that auend the yearly scholarship and award banquet or those angry enough to eall area newspapers and radio and televisian statements to air their complaints about her and the adrninistration. It remains a simple fact that the majority of the students at this university, when seeing Dr. Kaplan in person, have absolutely no idea who shc is. She goes on to state that "not all those fees are designed to generate money " Among those not used to generate money is the highly controversial Add/Drop fee, which states that we will now have to pay $10 for every credit that we add or drop after the tenth day of class next semester. Rather, this measure is meant as a 'behavior promoter,' to get students to stop dropping classes half way through the semester. She states that the Univcrsity is shooting for less than a 5 percent tenth day drop total, and that instituting the new fee is the most efficient way of achieving this goal. According to one source in PSGA, the University is currently at 5.2 percent - which comes to a grand total often students. Even ifthis percentage is off, is it anywhere near fair that everyone attending the university has to pay because maybe 25 morons can't get their schedule right? This of course is to say nothing of the poor souls that find themselves hopelessl y lost after the first exam (rarely before the first ten days) and find they must drop or perish in academic suicide. Further, I would think that in an issue that affects students as much as these potential new fees that the students would at least have some say in theirimplementation or where the money taken in from these fees is to be directed. We, as far as I am aware, had none, and the monies collected as a result of the new add/ drop fees as yet have no designated destination. So. basically, we get to pay a 530 slap on the wrist each time we drop a class into an account that has no accountability. Ah hah. Cool... Then, of course, there is the "graduation fee," which is a fundraiser to help defray the costs of the graduation ceremonies to the University. So that 525 isn't paid somewhere in the 510,000 or so we spend to attend this fine institution over the course of the four to five years it takes to complete a degree? Oh, OK, no problem ... I would think,after four years of putting up with a Chancellor that has met maybe one out of one hundred students and academic policies and requirements that change on a dail y basis, we might be able to expect a reasonably nice, "free" graduation ceremony . Kaplan seems to lay a great Continued on Page 10 - LETTERS TO THE EDITOR May 6,1-993 To the Editor, During a chemistry 102 lecture this semester, Dr. Cashion informed his students that chemical agents are being released into our atmosphere today that will continue to cause destruction of the ozone layer three decades into the next century. The world has become engaged in mortal combat with an evil entity far deadlier than the diabolical beings of fiction. Govemmentsare aware of its presence, but are powerless to stop it. The goal of this being it seems, is to make homo sapiens one of the shortest lived species to 'have inhabited this planet. Can you name it? Hint: it is also pouring kilotons of chemical and radioactive waste into the land and oceans which we have neither the technological nor the economical means to deal with. Surely this menace must be from another world, since it seems to care little for ours. Maybe you've seen it. Its vehicle is apathy. Its weaponry is ignorance and greed. If we cannot identify this menace in time, perhaps the next intelligent species to dominate this planet will not succumb to the same fate. Think about it!! -In loving memory of a once beautiful little blue-green world, Jeff Appenzeller To the Editor, Thank you. On behalf of the Dramatic Arts Department and myself, we thank you-the students, faculty, administration of Parks ide and the communityfor your fantastic support 6f our production of Guys and Dolls, which closed last weekend to virtually sold out audiences. Your attendance and enthusiastic response to our musical are most appreciated. Your positive acknowledgement and backing prove that although extracurricular activities on campus are generally not well supported and therefore often negatively criticized, eventson campus such as other theatre productions, student musical concerts, athletic events, student' organized walks and protests, and even poetry readings are indeed significant and advantageous to both campus and community. It is so encouraging to see this kind of appreciation for all of our efforts and hard work. It is promising not only because it helped to make Guys and Dolls a wonderful success, but it will potentially encourage this kind of support for all of the other terrific student and faculty supported events. So for this, we thank you. Hope to see you soon. -Sincerely, Susan Mcintyre Vice President Alpha Psi Omega Dramatic Arts Fraternity To the Editor, I found it very humorous and typical for an Anglo-Saxon student (Truth and Intelligence) to comment on racist acts on campus. How can he/she make a statement on anything that pertainsto racism? For his/hers founded America by stealing people from their homes, raping women of color, and murdering the native Americans. Since the beginning, many white people have treated minorities (the majority) unfairly, unequally, and asa nonexistent entity. The seed of racism has been planted in our society and like a plant it has bloomed; therefore if racism existed back . then, what makes (Truth and Intelligence) think that it doesn't exist within our beloved campus police station? -Sincerely, Miss Nicole R. Stanley To the Editor, Truth and Intelligence lacks knowledge of the situation. I feel sorry for him/her. First of all, a white person will never be able to complctely com. pare themselves to a black person. Therefore, they will never know the de fin iuon of racist or prejUdice. One can't sympathize with this is. sue; they must empathize to make a truthful statement! Second, your alias is a joke. How can you call yourself Truth and Intelligence? Prior to writing about the Cam. pus Pol ice, I took a poll and discov, ered that 98% of the minorities On campus have been harassed in some way. Did you do a poll? If you were really Truth and Intelligence, I challenge you to take a poll. See what I saw. The real truth is you are full of it. You call yourself Intelligence but the books you have read are full of lies! Columbus didn't discover America! How can he discover something that belongs to the real Americans?!? Cleopatra was not white! A white man did not discover the North Pole! Bell didn't invent the telephone! Ancient Africans were real Kings and Queens! The first humans alive wereBlack! I challenge you to do your research like I have and then the TRUTH shall set you free! Consequently, by not looking up the truth on your own, your education is phony and your cornment regarding Campus Police is null and void! You lack knowledge, therefore you say NOTH· ING! A real intellectual would see racism existing and admit there is nothing to prevent our potice officers from following their forefathers. In closing, until the day your skin becomes as DARK as mine without a suntan and your hair isas NAPPI as mine then you can step up to me and compare situations, but until then, Mr./Mrs. Truth and Intelligence, MIND YOUR BUSINESS. -Justice and Reality University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Ranger News 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha, WI53141·2000 Editorial (414) 595·2287 Business (414) 595-2295 The Ranger News is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UW. Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. THE RANGER NEWS STAFF h Edltor-in-Chief Andrew J. Pale Layout Editcr -, ·.. ·.. ·.A. nnamaria Sextohn ~=~;d~~~~~~ GabeS~~~~~;~e~ Assistant Feature Editor .. . Chris Tishuk S ports Editer. ..·.·.·.·.·.1"00McKinI tkyare Copy Editors ...Carlise Newman, Ga~lIv~ine Calendar Editor .. Bety CPhoolutomnEidstitsor .... 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Letters may not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to The Ranger News, Room WLLC D-139C before 4 pm on Friday prior to puiblication. Letters that do net meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as those containing offensive,libelous or misleading information, will not be accepted' for publication. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. Letter to Editor Policy The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to the Editor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial, article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomed, as are readers' viewpoints on campus and commuWbe'S Gab Some tips for surviving finals week Gabe KI~ka portantthings,likememorizingthe Columnist entire periodic table and learning eight chapters of Calculus in one night, No need to worry at all. The Big Two: Get some X-ray specs. X-ray specs come in handy during those reall y tough finals that you haven't studied for. They give you the ability to see through the body of the class genius, whom you should be sitting behind. It's not that I am suggesting you cheat, I'm just suggesting that you get some "guidance in the right direction." It is also advisable to take the little swirly things off of the from of the X-ray specs, so as to avoid drawing suspicion to yourself. Hint Three: Try sex. Hey, there is always someone willing to go for a "walk" on the cross country trails. Clue Number Four: Caffeinate your brains out, As a disciple of the caffeine gods, I personally know that drinking two liters of Mountain Dew and popping three Vivarin, will certainly keep you awake long enough to cram a semester's worth of Psychology into your brain. However, care should be taken by strapping yourself down, and inserting a rubber bit in your mouth to avoid grinding your teeth down to the gums. The little gnomes you start to see after 36 hours of sleep deprivation will tell you all of the answers you need to know. Pearl of wisdom number five: Slip a Cvnote in with your final. If Welcome to the final issue! Yesfolks, another year of hijinks andhilarity is drawing to a close, and this means one thing. Finals are upon us. In past years, as well as this one,Ihave taken exciting courses like Calculus for the Criminally Insane,Elementary Word Voodoo, andFigures for the Mathematically Inane.Because of courses like this, I have enjoyed the mouth-drying, gutwrenching phenomenon known as finals with more relish than the average Joe/Josephine Student. This year, however, I only have one such final, SO my usual feverishpanic will be relatively limited. Judging by the fact that I have been here since dirt was invented, Ifigure that I am somewhat of an authority on how to take finals and survive with a good portion of your braincells still intact, So, out of the goodness of my heart, and some deep seated urge to spill my guts upon the printed page every week, Iwill provide you with some of my own personal hints on how to survive finals. Hint Numero Uno: Don't panic. All the studying you should have done during the semester is not worth worrying about. Long hours spent trying to avoid being a responsible academian are past, so you should concentrate on the im- Plugged In! Edutainment: mind candy made Timothy E. Kretsehmann teeth, they put in educational Feature Writer subtext so the kids Icam-making parents get a case of the giggles. Each of the parties think they pulled one over on the other, so everybody is the winner. This is the practice of the old "spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" to its obvious conclusion. We've taken this old adage to the bank, and its paying dividends. Children's videos are the biggest sellers at the vid stores, and the educational subtexts keep the kids' curiosity engaged. In the good old days, educational films were as stale as shoe leather. We all remember the physics films that began the promising careers of Dr. Bartles and Professor James that went on to make some very entertaining TV commercials but bored you silly in class. Students like me looked forward to movies thatcombinededucation and entertainment like "DonaldDuckinMathmagicLand" and "Herno the Magnificenl." (Do you remember these?) Ever since Disney dropped out of edutainrnent, little has been done-until now. Brederbund and the renovation of Disney have rediscovered the industry. The return was slow, and long in coming, but Well, this is it for this column. Next semester, I run offto become an English High School Student Teacher and I leave such frivolity as technology and film and ... well, maybe not. The hottest, fastest ex panding section of computer technology and theemertainmemindustry iscalled EDUT AINMENT. Edutainrnent is a blend of computers or television shows or what-have-you with educational sub-text, And kids can't get enough! Take a look at Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? After being the hottest computer game of home computing history, it spun off into the first popular PBS game show for kids. The trick is to entertain, as well as educate, the audience. This is accomplished by em- . phasis on the entertainment angle. Here's how it works. You make a show entertaining with 10Lsa bright colors for the anklebiter set and lotsa funny, yet hip, quips for the ultra-cool pre-puberty pups. This brings the kids to the program (or software, etc.) on their own accord. Then, so the plot has some sweeter with profits is strong and profitable. Philips has gotten into the act as well. They've introduced a new line of interactive CD's. Instead of emulating Dirk the Daring in Dragon's Lair tradition, these new CD's leach everything from counting to Mozan-though it seems that its golf emulator is its mostpopular title. Nonetheless, daddies that buy it to improve their golf games tend to get the kids a few of the edutainment titles as well. (Just so they won't beat their top scores, iffornothing else.) What is the old saying? The difference between men and boys ... If you are interested in Edurainment titles, see any computer software catalog (most have incorporated an "Edurainment" subheading in their listings) ortestdriveoneof those Philips deals at a Sears near you or the Magnavox Outlet just south of us on 1-94. 1/1 ~_ I'd like to thank everyone that has read this column the past five weeks, and those that I----j--L::--;-~-.-\--.-,I,-JV)-({...J A ----'I read the original batch a few ~'.. j\ ~ / -......", semesters ago. Hope you can all ItJ' A.A stay, Plugged In! .fYl-- questioned about it, wink and say, "Oh, I must have dropped that in there by mistake! But hey prof, everyone knows it's a finders keepers kinda world." It is never bad to grease the wheels of success. Desperate Tactic Six: Take a hostage. This hint is really not that advisable if you are not well armed and have an untraceable phone. However, ifyoudochose this route, be brutal. "Listen man, either I get an A, or Twinkles the cat gets to play clay pigeon!" Ploy seven: Make up excuses for why you can 't take the finaL Try some of these. I can't take the final because: I have urgent business down in Waco; my mid-wife duties are pressing; an old friend is suffering from goiters; I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE DAMMIT!!; _ I have to defend my backyard from Japanesesubs raiding along Lake Michigan coast; I am suffering from depression after watching "Old Yeller" 38 times over the weekend. Ifnoneof these helpful hints are all that helpful, you can bet that you're normal. On the other hand if they do help, don 'tblame the results on me. Have .a safe summer, and ... good luck to all of those bastards who are escaping from this house of pain before me. See you next year ... Tnt RANGERNEWS,Page 7 Observations At random ... CJ. Nelson COlumn Writer I want 10 thank the staff at The Ranger News for granting me this forum to pontificate this spring. I have enjoyed this opportunity and hope to be back in the fall. Thank you for reading. I have tried to be provocative and not provoking. Lastly, as the graduation season approaches as well as summer, I want to urge one and all to use alcohol responsibty. I do not drink but I know many in the student body do. Ihave had my uniforms ruined by drunks vomiting on it. I have watched good careers ruined by alcoholism. Most importantly, I have seen people killed due to irresponsible use of alcohol. My wife and daughter were almost killed by a drunk driver. Pleasethis summer if you drink, don't drive. It may sound trite, but friends don't let friends drive drunk. Have a good summer -- see you in the fall. As this school year comes to an -end, I would like to make several unrelated comments. When I started at UW-Parkside in 1991,1 had many preconceptions about what I would find returning to school after a 20 year hiatus. I figured that I would be a conservative marching into the jaws of unalloyed liberalism. 1 would be forced to defend my views at every tum. I found these fears to be baseless. I have been accorded respect and my view point has never been made fun of. Not every professor agrees with me (Professor Pernacaro calls me his resident right winger). But none has held them against me or my grades. I have read that political correctness is alive and well in academia in this country. Maybe, but not here at UW-Parkside, A full -throated "Bravo Zulu" to the professors and administrators here at Uw-Parkside. Tlhf RfD11l1lg~r NfWS congratulates all May graduates Best of wishes and Good luck always!!! Second Nature by Moss e 1993 Mos' An amusing element added to an annoying scene TnE RANGER NEWS, Page 8 May 6,1993- 1993-94 SCHOLARSHIPS AND AWARDS - . . . d h e received Academic Achievement Awards. These awards The Awards and Ceremonies Comittee is pleased to announce that the followmg stu ents av b d . orous selection process which requires th are given to studens who demonstrate academi.c exce IIence r.n theeiir coIIege careeers . The awards are eamseberonfroamngher or his declared major. A student rna raetceeaich I nominee have a cumulative grade point average on.5 or higher and be nominated by a faculty m . Y elVe, this award only once in a single major - either as a junior or senior. i~ Ii ACCOUNTING: Christine Brummel, Steven Ashpole, Melody Harper; FINANCE: Nancy Otis, Brenda Betke, Lori FOSler; GENERAL BUSINESS: Alice Busch, Mark Pietkiewicz, Jeffrey Koca; MANAGEMENT INFORMA nON SYSTEMS: II Lynet Saldana; MARKETING: Lori Lorenzen, Marilyn Meyer .' . I SCHOOL OF EDUCATION PHYSICAL EDUCA nON: Paul Connell, Michelle Kerkman; TEACHER EDUCATION. Enc Elhngham, Helena Boles, 19 Catherine Ackley . . ~ ART: Susan Soehr; COMMUNICA nON: Beth Adelsen, Ronda Coats, Rachel Donahue, Jenmfer Rakowski; DRA~TIC ' ARTS: Susan McIntyre; ECONOMICS: Craig Salzer; ENGLISH: JosephKane, Andrew Patch; FRENCH: J. DeLaine Rogers; GEOGRAPHY: Randy Prideaux, Karen Davidson, Roberta Cottrill, Pamela Glassford, Sarah R.lchards, Robert ~ Rogers; MUSIC: Karen Yonke; POLITICAL SCIENCE: Russell Beckman; PSYCHOLOGY: Joyce Corsica, Andrew Patch, '" Dennis Meinecke . '. i:' SCHOOL OF SCIENCE & BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES: Melissa Kennedy, Jeff Van Bendegom, Dawn Weber, Cenon Buencarnino, Lisa Lmdgren, ( TECHNOLOGY Katherine Turk, Leonardo Montemurro, Charles Hejny, Vincent Rizzo; CHEMISTRY: Amy Muleski, Ashley Caner, Renee Weeks; COMPUTER SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING: Ling-Jane Lin, Karen Kent; MATHEMATICS: Tracy Pees, Madhurya Nanayakkara, Craig Hartnell SCHOOL OF BUSINESS SCHOOL OF LIBERAL ARTS 01'1 Scholarships and awards at the University of Wisconsin-Parks ide are given in recognition of demonstrated outstanding academic performance, leadership, ;~ school and community involvement and potential. An, music, and dramatic arts scholarships are based on aesthetic achievement evidenced by a ponfoho, ~! performance auditions, and/or service to the department. This year, UW-Parkside will offer 163 scholarships and special awards to entenng and continuing JIX students. Total dollar award this year is $117,000. This is a 20% increase over last year. ,a mil SPECIAL STUDENT AWARDS, 1993 me American Institute of Chemists Award: Jennifer Melik; The Financial Executives Institute Award - Outstanding Graduate: Christine Brummel; Chemical !Ix Rubber Publishing Company's Chemist Award: Kevin Mason; S.c. Johnson Wax Science Award - Outstanding Graduate: Charles Hej.ny; The Teres~Peck foc Award - Notable Feminist Perspective Research Paper: David Chmielewski, Nancy Mortell; The Sam Poerio Memonal Award - Education: Barbara Fiedler; ~( Racine Art Guild Scholarship: Wendy Orlowski del ENTERING AND CONTINUING STUDENT SCHOLARSHIP AWARDS, 1993-94 Academic Excellence Scholarships: Ashley Caner, Daniel Gehrand, Elizabeth Johnson, Bryon Kozak, Leonardo Montemurro, Laura Niles, Brian Schulz, Jeffery Van Bendegom, Brian Washburn; Sahag Akgulian Scholarship in Engineering: Roger Field; Shikh Abdullh Al-Sabah Scholarship: CynthiaSpetnagel; Alumni Annual Fund Scholarship: Ashley Carter; Theresa Dickison, Russell Minton, Brian Washburn; Alumni Association Scholar Awards: Paula Crary (Liberal Arts), Ken Byom (Education), Eric Ellingham (Science & Technology), Amy Grubb (Business), Robert Rogers (Athletics); Alumni Founders' Club Scholarship: Enith Contreras, Dawn Elfe, Laura Ervin, Jennifer Jacinto, JacquelineJacinto, Benjamin Krenke, Kara Peters, Carrie Walker, Kristine Wenniger, Becky Willis; An Department Scholarships: Charles Monte, Robert Crum, Edith Murhpy, Carolyn Nehring, Evette Sapp; Band of Elmwood Endowed Scholarship: Cathryn Christenson; Bank One Endowed Scholarship: Diana Vargas; Robert Bauer Memorial Scholarship: Paul Dickfoss; J.r. Case Scholarship: David Fleury; Communication Department Endowed Scholarship: Jennifer Campbell, Alan Cook; Donald Corr Memorial Endowed Scholarship: Andrew Patch, Makoto Tokuhisa, Ronald Wentzell, Catherine Rice, Karen Smith; Decker/Buchaklian Memorial Scholarship: Traci Kitelinger; DeRose Marketing Scholarship: Sara Hughes; John Drozd Memorial Endowed Scholarship: Emmily Sladek; Mabel B. Duncan Memorial Endowed Geography Scholarship: Karen Davidson; Teacher Education Scholarship: Jennifer Zalewski; Educator's Credit Union Scholarship: Melloney Wilson; English Department Scholarship: Michael Freeborn, Stephanie Ritter; Ferwerds Physical Science Endowed Scholarship: James Bruce, Karen Diehl, Sara Markham; Jamesand Lynn Filipek Scholarship: Dana Durkee; Firstar Bank, Racine Scholarship: Jill Hertzberg, Jacqueline Yanca; Julius and Alice Goldstein Endowed Scholarship: Susan Stoehr, Kenneth L. Greenquist Memorial Scholarship: Stacy Brown; Alan Guskin Scholarship: Sara Klink, Amy Pivovar; Guttorrnsen Scholarship: Cecile Jutley; Harly Hagen Memorial Scholarship: Linda Heanley; Heritage Banks Endowed Scholarship: Jennifer Perkins, Jared Weber; Lillian James Memorial Endowed Scholarship: Jin Ahn; Joseph Johnson Memorial Endowed Scholarship: Teri Jacobson; Johnson's Wax Fund Scholarships: Daniella Bigham, RochelleBoyd, Marcie Gonzales, Angelica Tovar, Charese Chatman, Sergio Correa; Johnson Worldwide Associates Scholarship: Mary Dunmngton; Jupiter Corporation Transportation Systems Scolarship Fund: Robert Crum, Jennifer Campbell, Mark Horswill, Joseph Kane, Kimberly Kovacs, Timothy Kretschmann, Susan Kutz, Naomi Lawler, Sonya Lawler, Kristina Niemi, Jennifer Peacy, Jeannie Sanchez, Anthony Schwarz, Elizabeth Unz; MaryM. Kamakian Memorial Scholarship: Valerie Pogue; K-Mart Good News Scholarships: Geoffrey Thompson, Dawn Nahf; Kenosha Foundation (The Cropley Trust) Scholarships: John Aalto, Veronica Alshouse, Mary Beatty, Russell Beckman, Jennifer Boris, Christy Hoff, Jacquelyn King, Rhoda Misurelli, Matthew Nighbert, Kristin Schlavensky, Rebecca Swenson, Corinne Watson; Steven M. Madsen Memorial Scholarship: John Zittel, ill; Brian John Martin Memorial Scholarship: Kristina Niemi; McConnell-Robinson Scholarship: Desaree Franklin; Modine Science and Mathematics Endowed Scholarship: Mary Jo Hesprich, Gina Stelzer; George and Madeleine Molinaro Memorial Endowed Scholarship: Todd Bell, Lisa Henriksen, Michelle Sneider; Music Deparnnenl Scholarships: Erika Sorenson, Sara Kahl, Edina Ziga, Jeanne Weidner, Jennifer Kreuser, Jennifer Spanske, Shari Barker, Barbara Churchill; Michael Albro, Gary Blevins, Laura Ervin, Thomas V~lbrecht; James Polczynski Memorial S~holarship: Dawn Salentine; SI. Luke's Hospital Nursing Scholarship: Amy Marchese~ Manuel Hernandez, Linda Richards, Juhe Anne Sandleback; St. Mary s Medical Center Nursing Scholarship: Debbie McWhorter; Science Faculty Scholarship: Elizabeth Osinga, Gregory Stollenwerk; Joanne Sokow Memorial Endowed Scholarship: Susan DeWitt: Miriam Harrold Spottswood Scholarship: Karen Kent; Ruth ~: Stice Memorial Scholarship: Sandra Je'Taime; ~ernard C. Tallent Memorial Scholarship: Kraig Luczak; Unico, Inc. Scholarsh. ip: R.usse.ll Minton, Miriam Petersen; Un. iversity .License Plate Scholarships: Daniel Buschmann ,nJno,el Buschma L'lsa J0hnson', UW-ParkSlde Foundation Minority Students Endowed Scholarships: Jenmfer DeGuzman, Calesa Lee; UW-Parkside Foundation Scholarships: Debra Young (Liberal Arts): Beth Adelson (Education), Sher H~ndrickson (Science & Technology), Bryan Weber (Business); UW-Parkside Memorial Scholarship: Steven Moore; VillaOi and Becker Acco.unting Scholarship: Sand..r..a Perrault, Norbert Wielenberg Memonal Scholarship' "Jill Beronich, AMnn'a aria Will: E d d ScholarshiP. Melany Bushweiler, James Madsen; Irvin G. Wylhe Mernonal Scholarship: Jay Smith, Erika Sorenson . I lams n owe lay6 199j -T--h- e summer begins with "The End" Tbomas J. Kerkman Fealure Writer ~ Hrnlu. MIMftl ... Ulllwnit, IOItIoI -""'" ~ .... th Itoo-Int ... /DutI'Nl"IfI(T11/(# I ...~,._<tlo~"'Piot. 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JoN", people Wllh whom I ""!Mod. lul~ /I~ Wj~ on " ruff· l,fI1(' bol'}" Tue RANGER NEWS Page 9 PAC loses President Ritacca nication conferences, and planned many social activities such as a trip to the "Jenny Jones Show," picnics and pizza parties. The Career Development division worked with the Career Center to plan a career workshop exclusively for communication students. This year at Liberal Arts Career Day, PAC displayed communication student portfolios from the Media, Message, and Design, Senior Seminar and Approacbes to Communication classes. "I feel that the more active PAC is, the more UW-P's great communication program will be recognized. The program here at Parkside is excellent in every sense of the word, and the professors and commonication students are first rate," says Ritacca, She also added that being the President of PAC has helped her to develop strong leadership skills and that it was a great opportunity to gain public relations, advertising, and promotion skills. . Ritacca will be entenng graduate school in communication studies with an emphasis 10 media theory and women's studies in the fall at Northern Illinois University. pany, who will return for an all request session preceeding the grand finale'. As the grand finale' for The End, Milwaukee based recording artists, Modem Art, will perform their alternative dance music from 9:30p.m. to 12:30a.m. Tickets are available in advance: $4 per night or $6 for a weekend festival package. Tickets will be $5 at the door eacb nigbt. All validated UW-Parkside J.D. holders are allowed to be accompanied by three guests. Guests must be 21 or older. For ticket information please call the Union Information Desk, at 595-2345. in eacb group category. Anding says she uses this exercise to help students develop their own purpose statement or core that can be constantly built upon, added or deleted. Anding strongly encourages juniors and seniors to use the advantages of the Career Center's services. The center offers individual counseling, help with resumes, and placementfiles,toname a few. Placement files include a .... riM S",""",,, UW "'iI~ ",., • (vii-lim" co!l"Bf' .en;o, at lhc Un,venilYof Wiscon$in·Mllwauk""" mv e<pell'mee wirh 'oklO' mabJ..d rr>e 10 e.iI'" O\oe! J/O,OOO, .11 while ,,~m8 my mind, nol my b.lckt" "Pad"(the Outside of the Union Square). At 8:00p.m., the White Brothers will take to the stage with The big tOP tent is going up their rhythm and blues sound. bands are coming with a The night continues with the and ~d packed full of music and sounds of country rock band South. r.utneI.T< he Parkside Activities Board em Knights, who will jam to tunes sors -''The End" on Friday, from Garth Brooks,Jimmy Buffet, IjlOn14and Saturday, May 15. and Alabama. Tbe music festival MayChairmanof "The End," Edris doesn't stop here. ~wana stated that, "'The End' is "The End: Part 2" begins, SataceIeb: ation of the close to the urday, May 15 at 6:30p.m., when 1992·1993scboolyear, where stu- doors open to the music of The dents faculty, staff, and friends Pany Company OJ service. Then canbiowoff some steam,". at 7:00p.m., UW -Parkside's Sixth "The End" begins at noon, Annual Battle of the Bands winner, Friday,May 14, with a variety of Confusion, will conquer the stage venders selling their crafts and with a set of funk metal songs guargoodsinthe Union Bazaar. Then at anteed to rock the tent. The night l:lOpm the doors will open to the continues on with The Party Com- Careercenter ready to help center your career Amy Savaglio By using an exampleofa room full Feature Writer of people at a party, each student Julie Anding, Career Devel- was instructed to stand next to a opmenlCoordinator for the Career pre-placed letter on the wall that Center bereat Park ide.conducted corresponded to a list describing acareerworksbopon campus Tues- different types of people you would day,April 20. The workshop was be likely to associate With at this ipOIlSOrebdy PAC and geared to- party. . . .1lId communication majors and Three urne Anding told stuminors. dents to do this, and by thde enthd of Julie Anding's purpose state- the exercise everyone hac a ree memisto motivate tudents to think letter code that ranked their prefer- Ibouttheirown interests and to get ences of types of people tbey most focused.Anding began the work- enjoy. This code.was then transshopwith an exercise intended to tared into potential careers -that determineone's personal interests. Dana K. Jackson Feature Writer It is hard LOsay good-bye to a leader like Monique Ritacca. Riiacca, who has been the PresidentofLbe UniversityofWisconsin- ParksideAssociationofCom_ rnunicators (pAC) for the past two years is graduating this May. During her presidency sbe bas helped PAC to grown into an organization that is very beneficial to all students. When Ritacca was club secretary she noticed that manycommunication students wanted to be involved with PAC, but were scared off because they didn't feel they would fit the image that was being promoted, and she wanted to cbange tbis. Ritacca's number one goal throughout her presidency was to make PAC more visible campuswide, and to make it a club all communication students as well as other majors could benefit from. In order to do this, Ritacca and club advisor Dr. Monica Strom worked to create four diverse divisions: Festivities, The forum (debate), Career Development, and the Reading Circle. PAC has been I()()% more active this year. For example, PAC members attended comrnu- "-l,ECTOR OFFERS • Practical Experience. • Scholarships Awarded . • Flexible SChedule. • Excellent Summer. Income Opportumty . CALL TODAY: Oshkosh: 414-232-6112 Appleton: 414-730-1558 Green Bay: 414-469-9671 Glendale: 414 228-7424 Racine: 414-632-1558 Brookfield: 414-827-0442 La Crosse: 608-782-8949 Stevens Point: 715-345-6555 Madison: 608-833-8208 Rockford: 815-.229-1700 - T~~~~~~~~~ !HE RANGER NEWS, Page 10 ---============-:M.::a::,y~6~3 _ Moore appointed Editor Continued from Page 1 ter, and has given several guest lectures in English classes on how towritecritical essays and research papers. As a college student, Moore has been named to the High Honors Dean's List, has been awarded the Phi Theta Kappa Award (National Honor Fraternity) and the Student Senate Appreciation/Leadership Award at College of Lake County, and was recently awarded the University of Wisonsin-Parkside Memorial Endowed Scholarship. The University's approach toward expanding ethnic diversity is akey issue to Moore, "The University of Wisconsin-Parkside is not becoming more diverse, with students and professors from different ethnic backgrounds. As Editor- Chief, I want to strive fora true representation of the student population. Our future staff will encourage all ethnic groups to become involved in the newspaper. Personable and energetic, Moore believes in a facilitative, accessible approach to his Editorship, and should provide a fresh, exciting face for the paper next year. Those interested in joining The Ranger News should stop by our office (WLLC D139C) or call 595-2295. Editorial farewell Continued from Page 6 deal of the blame for the new fees on the Board of Regents. I guess that works, but then, Nazi Germany blamed a lot of their behavioron some doorknob named Hitler, too. Anyway, back to the goodbye. As this year began, our one main goal at The Ranger News was to reduce our astronomical deficit into something resembling more my pocketbook than the national debt. Toa great extent, we've been able to do this. At the sarne time, we've been able to produce each week an informative, decent product (and yes, I realize it's a good thing we didn't expect any Pulitzers this year). There are a great many people I need to thank, both for their work on/with the staff and in helping me get through what's becn easily one of the most turbulent times in my life. In no particular order, here they are: First, anyone that's been involved in the least with The Ranger this year; your work and dedication are truly appreciated. Next, to Eric Bovee, Bruce Rocco, Dan Blake, Vince Bomer, and other members of PSG A; your suppon was and is greatly needed and appreciated. To Diane, Carol, Mike and Steve in Union 209; I only wish they would have discovered whata wonderful resource you are last year ... To Gwen, just for being you. Career Center You'll always be an inspiration. To Anna, Ted, Mike and Scott for teaching me so much and putting up with an Editor that had less experience than any of you. To our advisors, Jan, Judy and Stu - each one of whom really came through in a time of need, whether they know it or not. (And yes, you do serve a good purpose with us, Jan!) To Steven Moore, for actually laking this job! To Dennis, for proving that there actually is someone on this earth as weird as me. To Gabe, for showing that the best way to deal with anything is by laughing (and only thinking about shooting them in the belly with a 12-gauge). To Sam, for being arare,longtime, true friend (even if you haven't written a damn story this semester). To Carlise - our three hour lunches will be a tradition sorely missed. By the way, has yourlaxative kicked in yet? To Pamela, for being there. To my entire staff, for believing in me and having the faith and dedication to stick with it throughout this year. ' And finally, to the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, for giving me this opportunity and not lynching me when things didn't go exactly as planned. Have a great summer, good luck toall you lucky bast-er, graduates, and I'Il see most of you in the fall. .< Continued from Page 9 student's resume, a personal data sheet, and a consent form. Anding says businesses call UWP everyday searching for potential employees. The Career Center helps to match these employers with UWP graduates by pulling files with qualifications specified by thecompanies. Anding concluded the workshop witli some personal philosophies and encouraged students to visit the Career Center. If you are uncenain what your interests are, what career you desire, or what occupations you can use with your major, the Career Center can help. The Career Center is open Monday through Friday. WLLC 0175. 595-2452. Call today and get serious'about your future.' <- How safe are night classes? Julie Ingram Special to The Ranger News .Are night classes safe? According to some UWParkside students who are currently enrolled in night classes at Racine's St. Catherine's High School, they're dangerous. When students voiced their concerns with the instructor, they were told to leave the building in groups if they were concerned. Also, they were also referred to Dale Bowers, who is the Assistant Vice Chancellor and is in charge of the University's Outreach Program. The Outreach Program is disigned to attract that part of the population not regularly enrolled at UW-Parkside on a full-time basis, and to be located in the city so as to make Outreach classes more accessible to non-University students. A poll of the St. Catherine's classroom, however, revealed that 98 percent of the students are enrolled fu!l-time at UW-Parkside, with approximately 50 percent of them living in Kenosha, thus effectively negating the beneficial effect of holding the class in Racine . Bowers attended one of the St. Catherine's class sessions in an attempt to address issues of safety. Dave Ostrowski, head of Campus Security, also attended the class. Bowers reported that she is personally responsible for her students, and offered all of the class' students a full refund, even though the full refund deadline for the University had already passed. Students pressed forth with questions and concerns about their safety in the Racine location. Bowers then introduced Ostrowski, and promptly left the room. Ostrowski assured the students that the area was just as safe as the main campus. He went on to say that he knew this because his "friend on the Racine Police Department staff told him so." The main concerns of the students included physical safety and safety from properly theft. Many expressed a desire to relocate the class. Instead, they were offered f.ull. refunds or the assurance of a januor that could call the RaCine Police Department after a crime was committed. Dr. Howard Cohen, Dcanof the School of Liberal Arts, later visited the class. He informedthe students that Bower had no authority to offer full refunds and that the offer was being recinded. Students were advised to write letters or form a petition and for. ward them to Cohen if they felt the need to voice an opinion inthe matter. Cohen also informed Sill. dents that any input received would be viewed for potential policy or class placementchanges in the future. Malcontent among the stu. dents remain, as they are forced to continue attending classes ina decidedly unsafe area. Further, the professor of the class hasbeen asked not to teach any more offcampus classes and has report. edly had other on-campus classes taken from him as a result of the students concerns. PAB: We take your fun seriously Stacy Leonard Without the input of more and meet the performers, and Feature Writer Parks ide students, the struggle to have a lot of fun! satisfy the interests and diversity "PAB is an organization of the campus may continue. that allows you to ~x.ploreand Therefore PAB would like its develop your creauvuy. workmembership to expand. PAB ing alone or in a team, there isno wants you! greater satisfaction than watching Once you become a your hard work and contributions member of PAB, you may come together in a single discover potential you never performance. What greater knew you had. As a member, reward than the applause you'll you not only meet new people, receive from both peers and but you establish a knowledge of communityalike. business and communication In addition, you'll be skills such as: amazed with the professional and ." Advertising and personal satisfaction you'll Marketing Experience receive knowing that youwe~e ." Improve your part of a successful organIZation working toward a common goal. I joined PAB for something productive to do with my spare time. Now when I look back, I realize it was my firstand best career move so far. I havea solid resume to prove it" Edris Saldana, 1992-93 President, Parkside Activities Board. PAB is an acronym that stands for the Parks ide Activities Board. PAB is the programming organization of and for the students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. As Slated in the PAB constitution, "the intent of programming is to appeal to the wide variety of interests and tastes of the students." Meaning, PAB wants to entertain students the way they want to be entertained. "As a student organization funded through segregated fees and event revenues, PAB is responsible for programming activities and events that are primarily intended for the benefit of Parkside students." PAB must appeal to the interests and diversity of the campus. As easy as this may seem, this is one of the most difficult tasks of the current PAB members and coordinators. resume ." Learn fiscal management ." Develop cooperative teamwork skills ." Develop leadership qualities In addition, you have a chance to work behind the scenes cIDIIDcdl M&lJk<e l'f CQl1Jlll1' C&lmJP> 11ll~ A §cIDft® (Q)Iill®~ Section B THURSDAY, MAY 6,1993 Rangers prepare for post season By Cory Rath sports Writer Just when it looked like the Parkside baseball team was headed for another typical .500 winning percentagethis season the Rangers decided10go on as tear. The ducks are nowon the pond, and all the baseball team has to do is pull the trigger. Arecent 14-2 spun by the Rangers has raised their season record to 23-14-1. Not 10 mention that eight of those 14 losses are by only one run. The baseball team is staring at arecord that isjusta few runs shy of being 32-6. In just his second season as the skipper for the Rangers Peerenboorn has turned a sub-average program to contenders for the NCAA tournament. On the 28th of April the Rangers headed lakeside for a seven inning game with cross town rival Carthage College. Carthage took the field fired up for the rivalry but they might as well have stayed in their dorms. This day was to be owned by the Ranger fireballer Paul Phillips. Phillips went the distance on the hill allowing only two runs on five hits while striking OUlfive. The Ranger bats responded to the occasion a well as they rallied for a 12-2 victory. Two days later the Rangers left for Mquon, Wisconsin for doubleheaderwith Concordia College. The Rangerpitching stumbled a little bit in this one allowing I I runs. Fortunately the Ranger sticks again were dominating opposing pitching as they answered the call with IS runs of their own. The Rangers were led atthe plate by Jason Wesemann and Jeff Lonigro each of whom collected three hits a piece. Delrose, Coughlin and Davis each added a pairto the cause as well. Homeruns came from Wesemann and Hyde. In game two Concordia jumped out to a quick 7-0 lead after two innings when Peerenboom motioned to the bullpen for the lefthander Ross Kakinowski. That would be all the singing the fat lady would do for Concordia that day. Kalinowski pitched the final five frames a1lowingjusltWO hits while striking out seven to pick up the win as the Rangers battled back for a 9- 7 victory. Domonic Delrose and Marc Thompson led the hitting attack with three a piece followed by Dave Coughlin who collected a pair including eighth homerun of the y~. On the first of the month it was time for the Rangers to head south again as they were hosted by Northern Kentucky University for a doubleheader. In game one it was all Steve Grzeskiewicz as he threw all nine innings of the scheduled seven inning game allowing just two runs. At the plate Dave Coughlin knocked in his second game winning RBI in three days. Game two played host 10 an array of hitting by both squads as the Rangers out hit No. Kentucky 11-10. However, the Rangers did most of the cpitalizing as they were able to walk away with a8-4 victory to complete the sweep. Sterling, Bills, and Fletcher sparked the Ranger offensive by collecting two hits a piece. On the hill senior southpaw Kelly Zielinski raised hIS record to 4-0 pitching all seven in- Can't save? At ECU, saving is easy ... and you earn more! Regular savings earns 3.50%, yielding 3.55 %! Serving all UW Parkslde employees and students. Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 ning allowing just three earned runs. The very next day the Rangers headed to the FIB state to take on Lewis University for a doubleheader as the Rangers saw their 10 game winning sreak come to an end. It was all Lewis on the mound and at the plate as the Rangers could only muster four hits to their 10. Therun scoring pretty much went the same way as they ousted 10-0. In game two the Rangers would turn the tables and regain their winning form as they crushed their division II rivals 10-2. Again the day belonged to the Ranger lefthander Paul Phillips as he spread seven Lewis hits in nine innings to pick up the win. At the plate the Rangers were led by Marc Thompson who collecte four hits including to doubles and the sophmore powerhouse Scott Fletcher who added three more to the occasion including his fourth and fifth dingers of the year. Domonic Delrose also contributed a pair of hits to the win. On Monday Concordia College rolled into town for another doubleheader with the Rangers and fortunatel y for them the rain clouds came in and only permitted one game to get played. The Ranger bats battered Concordia pitching forthe third timein four days as theycmshed the opposition 12-1. Eight Ranger hitters got in on the act as they collected 18 hits in a game that was called after five innings due to the ten run rule. Macintosh excells as two-sport Ranger athlete By Karen Mllosch Fall semester 1992. A freshman walks into UW-Parkside's doors and overwhelms the campus with his baseball and basketball skills. The student, Frank Macintosh, became UW -Parkside's only two sport athlete. Macintosh, born and raised in Peoria Illinois, was recruited by Ranger basketball coach Many Gillespie from Peoria High School last year and is the universities only true star athlete, excelling at two sports. Macintosh was the bright spot in an otherwise dismal season for the basketball team. His led the nation among NCAA Division II freshman with 20.7 ppg. and was second in rebounding with a 4.7 average. Macintosh also shOlS8percent from three-point field goals which put him fifth in the nation among all athletes. "He has a chance to be one of the best players in the country at the 0 II level if he continues 10 play," said Gillespie. Macintosh also excelled as a walk-on baseball player pitching left-handed. In ten games, Maclntosh has a record of 3-3. He has a 4.00 ERA and has helped the Rangers on their current ten game winning streak. Maclntosh has showncareeraspirauonsasapitcher. Six Pack pours on power to take .intramural volleyball crown Today the Rangers will be hosting Carthage College at3 p.m. and Lewis University on Saturday. On Sunday they scheduled to travel to Marian College for a I p.m. doubleheader. HELP WANTED: OUTGOING STUDENT~GRADUATES FULL AND PART TIME Expanding marketing company is seeking motivated, outgoing, and successful minded individuals for immediate openings. Despite injuries, Brian Giannetto's Six Pack defeated Matt Anderson's Vaccinators to win the intramural volleyball championship for the fourth straight semester IS-II, 15-8. There were no upsets in the entire tourname~t as the fou~,fav~red teams reached the semi-finals. Six Pack beat KeVInRutkowski s Mixed. Deck to earn their way to the finals. FREE MEN'S SUITS !! Don't WeWish! But You Do Get A Free Shirt, Tie, Belt & Socks W"lh Every Suit Purchased! 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Th R er News office located in room D139C in the Wyllie Libraryllearnlng To place classified advertising In the University of Wisconsln·Parkside . The Ranger News, stop In blic /ng Allclassified ads placed by full or part time UW·Parkslde stUdents or Center, next to Ihe Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising Is 12:00pm friday prior to pUdast rde ts are $5.00 per week run. Paymenl must accompany order. Ifan UW·Parkside slaff are 50e per week run. Allclassified ads placed by anyone other than uw.par~. e s u. i-Parkside _The Ranger News, and its employees, staff and members -error occurs, the ad willbe run free of charge the following week. No refunds. The University of '~;::'::~reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its discretion. are not responsible for the content of advertising placed by its customers. The UW-Parkslde Range -2295 Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Karen Slater at (414) 595 . - ~C.L.U.B.E.V.E.N.T.S_I I HELP WANTED II. PERSONALS GLO sponsors a Gay and Lesbian Support Group. For more info. contact Morten at ext. 2650, John at 2244, or Angie at21 70. GLO the Gay and Lesbian Organization meets every Wednesdays at noon in CART 142. Friends, family, and supporters of gays and lesbians are welcome. Pre-Law Club meets on Mondays at lOamin Molinaro 128. Comeon you Pre-Lawyers, Get Involved! PAC meets every Wed. at noon in CART 133. Everyone welcome! Inter Varsity Christian FeUowship(IVCF) meets Wednesdays at noon in Molinaro 107. Christians of any denomination and anyone curious about Christianity welcome. Please donate clothes for charitable purposes to The Activities Connection at 3C (Nicole) or 6C (Shantay). College Republicans meet every Monday at 2:00pm in Main. 112. Now more than ever you need to be in the party! How 'bout something good for a change. Good New for Life; Moln. 112, Fri. 3:00p.m. The 1993 Homecoming Committee is looking for students who would like to be involved. For more info about this leadership opportunity. Contact Carla in Union 209/Ext. 2277. HELP WANTED' Responsible person to clean house for family in Salem, WI. Help!! Mom got a job! 843-3578. EVER WONDERED IF WHAT THEY TEACH YOU. ABOUT MARKETING IS TRUE? I did. Starting new marketing project. Need help to try out new plan. Part-time. Hrly.s-Bonus to people who will make customer project work and track results. Available for summer and during school year in evenings. Call Mr. Chris Smith 634-4000. CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRINGEarn 52,OOO+/month+worldtravel. Holiday, Summer and Career employment available. No experience necessary. For program call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C5646 $200-$500 Weekly Assemble products at home. Easy! No selling. You're paid direct. Fully Guaranteed. Free Information-24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2900. SERVICES' AA-Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in MOLN D133. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. Free pregnancy tests. Contact UWParkside Health Services, 595-2366 orMOLNOl15 formoreinformation. NA-Narcotics Anonymous meets every Wednesday at noon in MOLN 0133. csu 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. Free measles and tetanus immunizations. Contact UW-Parkside Health Services, MOLN OIlS or call 595-2366. Weight loss planning-use our computer to develop your own plan. Health Services, MOLN OIlS. Student Walking Group- 12 Noon on Monday- Wednesday-Friday. Inside walking for 20 minutes, UWP D2 Level. Starts Friday, March 4,1993. Meet at Molinaro entrance near elevator. For more information contact Health Services, 595-2366 or Main OIlS. Need a buddy to walk you safely to where you are going? Call the Campus Police Ext. 2455 for an escort. They are available Sunday 7:30pm to 11:00pm, Monday- Thursday 7:30pm to 12:ooam. FOR SALE I Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $1.00 and birth control pills $4 a packet. Contact UW-Parkside Health Services, 595-2366 or MOLN D115 for more information. CHEAP! FBW.S. SEIZED 89 MERCEOES $200 86VW $50 87 MERCEOES $100 65MUSTANG $50 Choose from thousands starting $50. Free Information-24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2929 To the guys in 3D: It has been a fun year & great knowing you. But, Please do your dishes! Your RA. To all RHA graduates: Good luck & congratulations! Your Pres. Sarah. Congratulations and good luck to all graduates in PSE! From, Sarah & George. Andy, Anna, Karen, Sam, Gabe, Nick, Chris, Ted, Carlise, Betty, Moss, Shala, and the rest of the staff. It's been cool see ya! MP. Gennaro mio: Thanks for making my last semester so hard. How was I supposed to study thinking about the next time? Looking forward to a HOT summer with my favorite underclassman-Soddisfauo Uno. Gina B.: Who luvs ya, baby? From one who would of never made it through litis semester without you! We're graduating! I Congratsl S(P)AM-You just keep pounding and pounding and pounding and you never get tired! -Riding the bus. I MISCELLANEOUS I A loving couple who wish to adopt . a baby are asking for your help. For free information please call collect Debra Johnson, (414) 273- BABY. Found: I library vending card with many copies left. Call 633-1799 and give amt, of remaining copies. ATTENTION FUTURE TEACHERS: Finally ,aCOMPLETEART CURRICULUM FOR GRADES K-8 in two books: TEACHING THE EASY WAY: For gradesK-3 and 4-8. Send $22.55/book to RAINBOW ARTISTS PRESS P.O. BOX254 SALEM, WI. 53168 (414)843-3430. Is your GPA 3.0 or higher? Completed the research paper requirement? Consider working ($5.00 'per hour) or doing an internship as a writing assistant in the Writing Center. Contact Roseann Mason, WLLC-DI75, 595-2606, or stop in the Writing Center. Good Luck on Finals! The Ranger News is looking for people for the 1993-J994 academic year. If your interested in: • News Writing • Sports • Layout & Design • Copy Editing • Advertising Stop in The Ranger News office (D139C) or call 595-2287. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 28, May 6, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kaplan: Enabling the educational challenge Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - HE Volume 20, Issue 18 February 6, 1992 University of WISconsin-Parks ide Kaplan:Enabling the educational challenge ~1GwDHener Ma-llin. EdItor . The following intel"Vkw witll uw.ptriside Clrmu:ellor SlIdla Kap/6IIls wfirst in a series on tile /IdIrIiIIistrIIn 01 tile lUIiversity. KeyadministTators cllNiidly tktail t/reiT opinions on campus issues, re/oletheir U/¥riences as educaulTS. 1IIIdoffer insigllt to tlleir per- 5011III aspiralions and goals. "My job is to enable things 10 happeD. You want the faculty. the guts oftbe institution. 10be able 10 laCbanddotbeirwork. You want IlUdenla klbe able 10 learn in an .... OjAiIIc environment and have _ to support and academic JI08IIIIIlL You want 10enable the adeqlriIellldo what it issupposed kl., - C!wIcd!cy Sheila Kaplan aid in a m:eat interview in bee oIlke 011 the dIinI floor of the Wyllie 1.JIImy Learning Center. KapIIa baa held the posilion of d8Il:eIJor at the University of WJICOIISin.PlRside since 1986. A IlIIM of BrookJyn. New York, KapIlII MIended HWller College beflRmovingonlOJohnsHoplcins UDiwnity fewher graduate work. fa 1973 she obtained her Ph.D. from the City Univenity of New YOlk. Aft« working in adult clIu- ....."..",....,,,.,..... Clumcellor KaplaD's advice: -Don't take yourseIIlOseriousIJ'.- cation there for six years, she accepted the posilion of vice presidentforacademicaffairsat Winona State Univenity in Minnesota. Arriving at UW-Parkside in 1986. Kaplan brought with her a strong background in working with a diverse coUeclion of students. Shecreditsdivenityasasttong advantage in a university setting and is anticipating the mrivaI of several Nigerian professors who will visit the campus in the next Don't Know 9.3% • Yes 39.4% No' 51.3% 226 UW-Parksicle students SUlVeyed Rt11I/Iu News Graphic several semesten to teach courses on African historyandcu!ture in an internalionaI cducalion exchange. Kaplan recently returned from a December visit 10 Obafemi Awolowo Univenity in Jfe, Nigeria where she met with officials to establish the ground-breaking lies of Ibis program that will be unique 10 UW-Padcside. Faculty members from the UW-Partside campuswill InIvellONigeriatoteaeh in CORdDued OR.... 2 SUFAC to decide budget allocation of over $1,300,000 B1 DB CltJappetta EdItor·inoC1Iiet Segregated Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) is a standing committeeofUW-PlIIbide'sStudent Government Association. It coasistsofeightstudentswhoover· see the disposilion of student fees, which are used tofund 17different student organizatiMs and services on campus. MSUFAC provides for pr0- gramming _ s«viccs tbatare not funded by taxpayers,- Bill Hcxner said. Co-ChaiIpenon of SUFAC. MSUFACtries to maintain a completely unbiased, unprejudiced,objeclive view of the budget proceslI so everyone is IrelIted fairly.- CondDued ORPage 2 Expansion of parking lot will add 200 spaces squeeze some more spaces out of in a timely Cashion because !hey that particular lot. We're doing it have 10 searcb for spaces, even by expanding the southern most when spaces are not available in section of that lot whicb will Tallent HaIL accomodate 200 more cars ,- "We've seen parking in the Ostrowski said. lOlIdways which is extremely dan- Recommendations to expand gerous. For the safety reason. we the lot were made to 0sIr0wski are going 10accompIisb dJis addiand Gary Goetz, Assistant 0Jan.. lion:said Goetz. cdI« for Adminislnllion _ Fis· Ostrowski said, '"Whea the cal Affairs. Communicalion Arts lot was built, AccordiDg 10 0sIr0wski. the thewiriDgdlatwasinstaIledundereslimate for resurfaciDg the lot is pogIlI was not JIR*Clcd in any about $200.000 for resurfacing. way. Everytimewehaveafreeze, 5100.000 will ~ redesigning . rocb and stuff moved around un· costs. derpound and !hey break the wire. "Weneedtheadditionalspaces "The CllJIlIIISion will take a lOaIlevialcthepreasurethatwe're good p&rt of the summer. The seeing on campus and on the lot. c:onstruetion project has not gone At limes the Tallent Hall lot is thougb the fonnaI bidding. We filled 10capacity," said.Goetz. bope the bids will be substantially Goetz said dIat he was gelling leas than whalthe eslim''''S are," complaints from the university 0slr0wsId said. community, students, and faculty "Communiclllion Arts is the that they cannot get 10their classes CondDued ORPage 5 By Latesha N. Jude News Editor "TheCommunicalionArtsIots should have been resurfaced two years ago because the surface is deteriorating. What we've been doing is ttying 10build up our reserve fund ratIIer than 10invest in building the exact SatDC lot, .. said Chief of. Campus Police Dave Ostrowski. The expansion of the Communication Arts parking lot was recendy approvcll by the Boanl of Regents. The expansion of the lot will)X'OCecdinMay, and bopefulJy be completed by the fall of 1992 semester. According 10 Ostrowski, a major portion of the costs of redosigning the Comm Arts lot is getting the wiring properly insta1led so that no one runs into lights. '1n addition. as long as we are redesigning, we are trying 10 University of W1Sconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 18 Kaplan:Enabling the educational challenge byGwafftDtr Muqillg Editor TIii following interview with UW-Ptriside Chancellor Shdla XaplanisthefirstinaseriesontM admillistralion at tM ,uuversity. K,yodmitlistrator. candidly~tail their opillions on campus issues, nlate their UJNrltnct s as tducatm- s, and offer insight to their personal aspirations and goals. "My pb is to enable thing., to happen. YOU the faculty, the guts rl the institution, &o be able to ar.achanddotheirw<Xk. Youwant IIUdcnll to be ab e to earn in an IIJIIOpriate environm ent and have accea to ~ d academic pograms. Youwanttoenablethe mltl)IUe ID do wbal it is supposed IO do. .. Cbaacdlor Sheila Kaplan Slid in I n,cau in . W in her office oa die lhird floor of the Wyllie lilnry Leaming Center. Kaplan bas held the position of chancelJor 11 the University of W"IICOIISin-Pnsidcsince 1986. A native of Brooklyn. New York. Kaplan aaended Hunter College befmemovingon toJohn.dfopkins University for her graduate wort. In 1973 she obcained her PhD. from the City Unive.rsity of New Y<rt. Aftt.r working in adult edu- ..,..",_,,,,_.,,,. ,. .... Cbancellor Kap 's advice: "Do 't take yourself so seriously." cation there for six years, she accepred the position of vice presidcnlforacademic affairsat Winona State University in Minnesota. Arriving at UW-Parlcside in 1986. Kaplan brought with hez a sttong background in working with a diverse collection of students. Shecreditsdiversity as a strong advantage in a university setting and is anticipating the arrival of several Nigerian professors who will visit the campus in the next scvaal semesters IO teach courses on African history and culture in an international education exchange. Kaplan recently returned from a December visit to Obafemi Awolowo University in He, Nigeria where she met with officials to establish the ground-breaking ties of this program that will be unique to UW-Parkside. Faculty members from the UW-Parksidc campus will travel &o Nigeria to teach in Coatinued on Page 2 February 6, 1992 SUFAC to decide budget allocation of over $1,300,000 By Du Chiappetta Editor-ba-Claief Segregated Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) is aslanding committee ofUW-Parkside's Student Government Association. It consists of eight students who oversee the disposition of student fees, which are med to fund 17 different studentorganil.ationsandservices on campus. .. SUFAC provides for programming and services tbatare DOI funded by taxpayers," Bill Horner said. Co-Olailpcr9on of SUFAC. .. SUFAC tries IO maintain a completely unbiased, unprejudiced.objective view of die budget process so eveiyooe is tre8l.ed fairly.• Continued on Page 2 Expansion of parking lot will add 200 spaces Don't Know • Yes 39.4% 9.3% 226 UW-Parkside students surveyed Ranger New, Graphic By Latesha N. Jude News Editor .. TheCommunicalionArtslocs should have been resurfaced two years ago because the surface is deteriorating. Whal we've been doing is rrying to build up OW' reserve fund ra1la than to invest in building the exact same lot. " said Chief of Campus Police Dave Ostrowski. TheexpansioooftheCommunication Arts parking lot was recendy approved by die 8oald of Regents. The expansion of the lot will proceed in May .and hopefully be completed by the fall of 1992 semester. According to Ostrowski. a major portion of the cosas of redesigning the Comm Arts lot is getting me wiring proper1y installed so tbal no one runs into lights. "In addition, a, long as we are redesigning. we are trying to ---~ squeeze some more spaces out of that particular lot. We're doing it by expanding the soutbem most section of that lot which will accomodate 200 more cars ... Ostrowski said. Recommendations to expand the lot were made to Ostrowski and Gary Goetz. Assistant OumceUcr for Adminislnuion and FIS• cal Affairs. According IO Ostrowski, die estimate for resurfacing the lot is about $200,000 for resurfacing. $100,000 will cover "Cdcsigning COSIS. "Wencedtbeadditionalspaces to alleviate the presmre tbal we're seeing on campu.1 and on the lot. Al times the Tallera Hall lot is filled to capacity," said Goelz. Goetz said that he was geuing complaints from the university community. students, and faculty that they cannot get to their classes . . . . ' in a timely fmbion bccaule Ibey have to semeb for spaces, even when spaces are not availablo in Tallent Hall "We've 1eea pmting in die roadways which is exuanely dangerous. For the safety Je8SClll. we are going to accomplisb dua addi· tion." said Goecz. Ostrowski Slid. ~ tbe Communicaaon Ans lot WIS built, thewiringthatwasimaaJlodunderground WU DOI p'OteCtCd in any way. Bvcrytime we have a freeze. rocb and stuff moved around underground and Ibey bttat the wire. "-rhe expansion will tab a good part m the summer. 1be c:onsuuction prc,jcc( has not gone though the formal bidding. We bope the bids will be subslantially less than what the eslimales n," Ostrowski said. "C.onullunication Ans is the Continued OIi Page ! --~ - -- ---- ---- _. .... IN THE NEWS .•• "I think we owe It to the students and ourselves to confront It and deal with It" responds Chancellor Kaplan regarding sexual harassment ...... See Page 3 "It's something that has made a great difference In my Ufe" reflects Carl Lindner on his poetry which he will be reading on Valentine's Day .....Details on Page 4 "We will Issue a citation to that Individual," said Ostrowski regarding those who do not obey the new smoking policy Story on Page 5 "This Is the first time that this Is going to be Implemeuted In the state of Wisconsin," said Eric Bovee, vice president of the UW-Parkside StudentGovemment Association and member of the task: force responsible for the creation of the billof rights See Page 7 Thlsweek'sguest editorla1 focuses on the meaning of Bladt History MOIIth. .Editorial on Page 10 -The African Storyteller, Harold Sheub, Professor of African Languages and Literature at UW-Madison, will present stories from African oral traditions. 7pm, Molinaro lOS. 'Step Show, Fraternities & Sororities from local colleges/univer. sities pay tribute to Black History Month through group chants, song, and dance. Noon in Main Place. (DOMC) .Workshop: Preparing for the Interview, Learn some helpful interview tips! Noon in WLLC D182. 'Gospel Fest, UW-Parkside'sGospel Choirjoins with community church choirs. 8pm in the Union Cinema. (BHMC) 'Shiklsha, presented by Accent on Enrichment Series. Three women from South Africa perform traditional Zulu dances, chants, drummings and more. $4 students, $8 guests, 7pm, Camm Arts Theater. (pAB) ·Ethnic Food Fair, Stop by and sample various foods of African-American heritage! Noon on the Union Bridge. 'Cultural Market Place, Browse and shop at various artists' and vendors' displays. lOam-4pm, Union Bridge • •Workshop: Interview techniques highlighted by local pers0nnel managers, Noon in Union 104. Kaplan speaks out on her role as chief executive officer at.UW-Parkside Cbeck out who hu decided to voice their gripes this week in their letters to the editor See Page 10 Should David Duke he allowed to run for President? PolitikofParkside pooders thisquestion ....See Page 11 CoatIaaed rr- Pqe 1 fIuure semell: is as welL Kaplan wek:omeslbeprogJam III lbe university IIId beJic_1blIt lbe"cross-feI\ilizaIion" ofcullules is invaluable. "It allows us to be expoeedto pcoplewe WOOldolberwise not have lbe 0JIIKalUDi1y to meet." Afterclosing out a busy wort week, Kaplan takes advantage of lbe university'S close)ll'Ollimity to lbe Windy City. In Ia (spane) sparelime,KapIan,46,enjoysreading, traveling, IIId alSeNling lbe IbealIe in Chicago. "I'm a city person." abe remarked. "I love the smell of exhaustl" Kaplan is 110 stranger to the cJassroom IIId admiUed that abe would lite to teach again someday. '1 IaUght for many years in New SUFAC to approve budgets CoDtiiuect rrom page 1 According to Homec, iflbe 17 organizations were not funded by students, they would not eJtisl. OthermembetsofSUFACare Co-chairperson Felix Aulozzi, Tobin Lindblom, George Yce, DaveDohezty,SueLanoo,LsIesba Jude, and Don PJange. Six of the members are PSGA ICII8lOrS IIId two of lbe members are elected from lbe general student1Kxly. SUFAC held its Budget Review Hearings last Friday IIId Sat· urday. Studentorganlzatiemandservices discussed their requested 1992-93 budget IIId IIIISWeICd any questions SUFAC had. SUFAC will arrive at a deci· sion within a couple of weeks to cletenninewhateachindividua1organization is awarded for the upcoming year. At this time, lbe total budget is OYet $1,300,000. "We will loot at each indio vldualorganlzatiOll, butllllbesame time we have to loot at lbe entire budget," Homer said. - After SUFAC mates lbeir determinations, lbey neecllbe apo provalofPSGAIlldUW·Parbide cbancellor Sheila Kaplan before it is sent tolbe UW-System IIId then to the legislature. York part-time, and I would lite teach a class in the future." However, her demanding administrative schedule forces her teaching ambitions III remain on lbe back burner. '1thought I W&'lagoodteacher. One needs to be a bit of a ham to be a teacherandI was a good bam. 100 miss the instantaneous feedback of teachingandtheimmediategratification," Kaplan reflected. While the chancellor may not be lecturing in the classroom, she is enjoy the challenges of the academiccommunityandhasnoplans to leave higher education. "I do think that Iwill remain in universityadministration. l'vegotafew good yem left," Kaplan said. Kaplan is aware of the criti· cism of students regarding Ia image CII campus. According to a Ranger News survey Iastsemesler, lbe majorityofstudents in theresi· dence halls had never seen lbe Chancellor before, nor did they know her name. "All forty-five people you interviewedinthedonnsdidn'tknow wholW&'l,"theChancellorreplied. "It's a no-win situation: it doesn't matter if lbe campus is 5,000 or 50,000. There is no campus that I know of where the president or the chancellor is around enough." Kaplan explained that she spendsmuchofhermonlhlycalendar meeting with individuals IIId groups within lbe Jocal communities. "My time is not my own. I have the responsibility III be the represenl8live of Ibis institution to lbe community, to lbe legislature, IIId to lbe system. Fouror five days every month I am in Madison." "Besides I'm not quite sure where people think I should be. This door is always open. Anyone who wants to see me can do lID. To me its important that we carry out the functions of the office. I have other levels of visibility I have to dea1with. Theimportantthingisto whatextentdoesthejobgetdone?" When asked how she bandies the inevitable criticism that comes with the job Kaplan responded, '"That's what lbey pay you lbe big bucks forI If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen. I am paid to make unpopular decisiem. It·samatterofdea1ingwith finiteresourees tomakethingshappen. It's striking a ba1ance. There are infinitedemands,andCVClJl* needs more. That's not wnq; we just don't have it My job is II enable students to have a:eess II supportllldinstnlctiooa1pllg181& 'The buck SUlpS heIe' IllIt Itteo source aIlocatioo generIlIeIalotaf criticism. It's re8OUil:es WIll needs and prioritiea." Women in adminilflllllMJIO" sitions of Ieadenhip aeuer- II interestingseriesofCOllllllCllliliaD Kaplan. How does she feellfboal being a woman IIId lbe chief ex· ecutive offIcer of lbe instillllioD1 "Some lite it, sane don'L I wasanoveltywhenIcame,"Ksp1II answered, "My style is differeat than that of my ,redecessor. Whether that is more gender fI Style, Idon't know. Iknow tbeII was a concern as to wbelber' womancouldbeaneffectiveJeadCr in the community ... throusb fundraising IIId lbe polilicalyou have to do with the Ie~ - to get lbe legislation that youfor lbe institution and Ihe systeaL That requires a lot of contaClS ex· temalIy. Idon't thiDt iii a pr0blem: I personally view it as II asset." CODtlDued 011pqe 3 - IN THE NEWS .•• "I think we owe it to tbe students and ourselves to confront it and deal with it" responds Chancellor Kaplan regarding sexual barassmcnt. ...... Sec Page 3 "It's something that has made a great difference in my life" reflects Carl Lindner on his poetry which he will be reading on Valentine's Day .... .Details on Page 4 "We will ls.me a citation to tbat individual," said Ostrowski regarding those who do not obey the new S1DOking policy ........................................ Stoey on Page 5 "This Is the first time that this Is going to be implemented in the state of Wisconsin," said Eric Bovee, vice president of the OW •Parkside Student Government Association and member of the task force responsible for the creation of the bill of rights ................ Sec Page 7 This week's guest editorial focuses on the meaning of Black History Montll. ............... .Editorial on Page 10 Check out who bas decided to voice their gripes this week in their letters to the editor ................. Sec Page 10 Should David Duke be allowed to run for President? Politik of Parkside ponders this question •... Sec Page 11 -- - . -., - . .. .. -- - . - •The African Storyteller, Harold Sheub, Professor of African Languages and Literature at UW • Madison, will present stories from African oral traditions. 7pm, Molinaro 105. •Step Show, Fraternities & Sororities from local collegcwniversities pay tribute to Black History Month through group chants, song, and dance. Noon in Main Place. {BHMC) •Workshop: Preparing for the Interview, Learn some helpful interview tips! Noon in WLLC D 182. -Gospel Fest, UW-Parkside's Gospel Choir joins with community church choirs. 8pm in the Union Cinema. (BHMC) •Shikisha, presented by Accent on Enrichment Series. Three women from South Africa perform traditional Zulu dances, chants, drummings and more. $4 students, $8 guests, 7pm, C.Omm Ans Theater. (PAB) •Ethnic Food Fair, Stop by and sample various foods of African-American heritage! Noon on the Union Bridge. •Cultural Market Place, Browse and shop at various artists' and vendors' displays. 10am-4pm, Union Bridge. •Workshop: Interview technique highlighted by local personnel managers, Noon in Union 104. Kaplan speaks out on her role as chief executive officer at UW-Parkside Contlned rn. Pap I fulme 9Cmesla'8 as welt Kaplanwdcomesthepogram to the univasity and belie\'el lhlt the .. aoa-fcrtilization" of culcures is invaluable. '"It allows Ill to be expoeedtopcoplewc wmdotbcrwise not have the oppcxtUDily to meet." After closing out a bmywort Week. Kaplan tabs advanblge of 1bc university's close proximity to the Windy City. In bm (spanc) ~time,Kaplan,46,enjoysreading, traveling, and anending lbe lheatte in Chicago. "I'm a city person," she remarked. "I love the smell of exhausd" Kaplan is no sttanger to the classroom and admitted lhat she would lite to teach again someday. '1 taught for many years in New SUFAC to approve budgets Coiitliiueci from Page I According IO Homer, if the 17 Olg&Dizatioos wm not funded by students, they would not exist. Otbcrmmibetsof SUFAC arc Co-chairperson Felix Aulozzi, Tobin Lindblom, George Yee, Dave Doherty. Suelarsoo,Latesba Jude, and Don Prange. Six of the members arcPSGA ICll8lorS and two of the membcn are elected from the geocnl Sbldent body. SUFAC held us Budget Review Hearings last Friday and Saturday. Studentorgaomtionsandservices discussed their requested 1992-93 budget and answered any ' questions SUFAC had. SUFAC will arrive at a deci· sion wilbin a couple of weeb to determine wbateachindividualorganiwion is awarded f<X" die upcoming year. At this time, the tola1 budget is over $1,300,000. •-we will loot at each individual< qanizalion, butatlbcsamc lime we have to loot at the entire budget," Homer said. After SUFAC mates their determinations, they need the appro'Yll of PSGAand UW-Parbide cbancell« Sheila Kaplan before it is sent to the UW-System and then to the legislature. York pan-time, and I would lite leach a class in the future." How• ever, her demanding adminisll'ative schedule forces her teaching ambitions to remain on the back burner. '1tboughtl wmagoocUtacber. One needs to be a bit of a ham to be a teacher and I wasagoodham. I do miss the imtantaneous feedback or teaching and the immediate gratification," Kaplan reflected. While the chancellor may not be lecturing in the classroom, she is enjoy the challenges of the academic community and bas no plans to leave higher education. ..I do think that I will remain in university administration. I've got a few good years left," Kaplan said. Kaplan is aware of the criticism of students regarding her image on campus. According to a Ranger News survey last semester, the majority of students in the residence halls bad never seen the Chancellor before, nor did they know bm name. .. All forty-five people you interviewedin the dorms didn'tknow who I wm,"tbeChancell<X"replied. "It's a no-win situation; it doesn't matter if the campus is 5,000 or 50,000. There is no campus that I know of where the president or dle chancellor is around enough." Kaplan explained that she spends much of her monthly calendar meeting with individuals and groups within the local communities. "My time is not my own. I have the re.,ponsibility 10 be the representative of this institution to the community, to the legislanne, and to the system. Four or five days every month I am in Madison." "Besides I'm not quite sure where people think I should be. This doc:r is always open. Anyone who wants to see me can do so. To me its important that we carry out the functions of the office. I have olher levels of visibility I have to deal with. The important thing is to what extent does the job getdone?" When med how she handles the inevitable criticism that comes with the job Kaplan responded. '"That's what they pay you the big bucks for! If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen. I am paid to make unpopular decisions. It's a matter of dealing with finitcresowtes to make things happen. It's Slriking a balance. There areinfinitedemands,aodeVCl)'IIII needs more. lbat's not wrong we just don't have iL My job is a> enable students to have .:cea a> supponandiosarucaionalpopll, 'The buck scops here' IOll rl aeaouroeallocation gaGIICl llotci criticism. It's reaomtes WIIII needs and priorities." Women in admiaisll'ldveJIO" sitions of leadership gmenad • intmsting seriesof (X)IIIIDCIIIID Kaplan. How does she feel abed being a woman and the chief el· ccutive officer of the instituldl? •·some like it, some don'L I wasanoveltywheoJcame,"Kaplll answered. "My style is differelll than that of my gredecess«, Whelher 1hat is more gender « style, I don't know. I know lid was a concern as to wbelb« 1 womancouldbeaneffecuvelC'Mlet in the community ... tbrolllb fundraising and the political - you have to do wilh the le~ to get the legislation that you IPI' for the imticution and the syste& That requires a lot of contaCIS el· temally. I don't think irs apoblem; I persooally view it at II uset." Continued OIi pqe 3 J!!!"'6.tm. Chancellor Kaplan TulWiGzaNIWS,Pllge3 Meet the campus administration's top gun ~'1a_n:- on campus Image r-' ------------------, lblntr.:;wehavea :.:~=~~~~;:Chancellor Sheila Kaplan: _lIIIIOIiwboweareandwbere fOl'U5.Nomallerwbatonewishes H ducati I wo'....... Howevec, I reaIize would be the case, we are for the er e ucation at a g ance dillllavilWtbIlis notsbared by foreseeable fullD'e a regional insti- .~atlbofIcuhY mem~ who lUtiOll. Those positive vibes are in dII'llllil wbeIe we are gomg and our long-term interesL" tlIDlIfwedoa'tJmow where we On the other side of the coin ....... UW-Parkside' must deal with ~ "IdIiDt die IIl:CIeditaliOll and negadve comlOllldOll!l associated _atlbo business program was with commuter campuses. rilltia 1987111d is right now 100. "In higher education in gen- JleWIIeO~ and the faculty eraI there is a sense thatsmall resi- _diDO a"",job getting that denlia1scboolsarebeUerthancom- JIOIIIIII wplber. Everyone (I muterscbools. ThecommutercamlIItIdllliDlbolX"' mnnity) IOId me pus is driven dawn 011 the pecking boW WiddIed the business pro- order. That'salOUghOlle. Allyou pa_lal986.1balisnolonger cando is the best you can." . d1Cc:a:Jll, Now I ooIy bear positive "We are sometimes our own ...... N"""p/tDfot;pllik ,...".. DIIIiD& with community organizations is one aspect of • Kaplan's duties IbiDp. worst enemy. It is easy 10 think of "AMilionaI1y it would have the grass being greener. Iteasier 10 beeaDlceifwec:ou1dhavedonethe be critical of things people don't IIIIlO lbiDp with the engineering like. I've never been a 'glass half II\lDIIIL The reality is and was we empty' person; I'd rather think of ~'taffCld it. The investment the g1ass half full Our situation il1lOllld have cost us 10 build that here is not a bad one. It is a good JIIlI!IID was just out of proportioo one," Kaplan said IOdlebeaefi ... ·Kaplanexplained. Kaplan laughed as she pon- 1CIpIan enthusiastically ad- dered the best advice that she has draaed Ibe positive aspects of the been given in her position as chief UW-Patbide community incluct- administrator at the university. ins Ibe people who worIc 011 cam- "Don't take yourself so seriously,· (lUI. she replied "The job itself pro- '"I'be Idationsbips between vides a built-in opportunity for faculty IIId students is exceUenL people 10 disagree with you." ~ faculty here IDIl1erstand the "On the other hand, these jobs IIIIIqueoea ofParlcside. We serve have enormous satisfaction. You a very mlxcd clientele in terms of can see change happeD. You can 9,educaIion,etbnicity, andclass. have an impact on the lives of sill- We'le IIOt 1e1alive1y big; we're dents and on the direction of the IIIedium sized. SlUdents do feel instilUtion and the community, and IIlOre penona\ attentioo here than that transcernIs all the negative auw-MadisonorMilwaukee." stuff.lthelpslOereateaba1ance1O "Sec:ondty, in the last couple mai""'inanoptimisticout\ook. You of yean, the communities of can sense you're making a conlri- Keaosba and Racine have taken bution and that makes it all wonh- .... COIDmunityowombip cI wbile.· Ph.D. The Graduate School, The City University of New York, June 1973 (with distinction). Areas of Specialization: Modern European History: Modern British History. Kaplan has mixed feelings on procedures used in sexual harassment hearings by GWetl Heller Managing Editor M.A. School of Advanced International Studies, The Johns Hopkins University, Washington, D.C. and Bologna, Italy, 1967. Areas of specialization: International Economics; International Politics; International Law; European Area Studies. B.A. Hunter College. The City University of New York, June 1965. Major: European History; Minor: Economics and Political Science. "When push comes to shove, if an insliwtion believes there has been an instance of probibited behavior it must not sweep it under •• therug,"stressedChanceUorSheila Kaplan. "More often than not in universities and businesses.lhetendency is 10 sweep itunder the rug. ldon'tthinkthat'srighL Ithinkwe oweit 10thesllldents and oUrselves 10 confront it and deal with iL" Kaplan was referring 10 the recent events surrounding UWParkside Professor Dennis Dean wbo was accused last semester of sexually harassing four of his sill- l1lidc...~ N__ ,,""_ dents. The UW-Partside Faculty Kaplan stresses that problbhecl beltavlor at the university lUghts and Responsibilities Com- must not be swept lJIIder the rug mittee recommended a one-year faculty 011 the campus was very cuser- I would ne_ deny that- I suspension of Dean, while Kaplan proud of their colleagues. Larry think that doing iL.• in the gJare of submitted her own recommenda- Duetseb and the others deserve publicity and having your picture tionlOdismissDeanpennanendy greatcredit for it, Itwas handled in in the paper the next day could from the university. TheUW-Sys- a steUar manner." haveanegativeeffect. Intbiscase, tern Board of Regents will make The Dean hearing was not the the s!Udents remained willing 10 the Iina1overriding decision 011 the first to address sexual harassment bring their case forward" Dean case at somepointdurlng the in the UW system, but was the tint Kaplan explained that the perspring semester. 10 be held publicly. sonagainstwhom thec1aim is made Whi1e the QanceUor could How could the system admin- decides whether or not the bearing not specifically comment on the islrative code dealing with harass- will be held publicly. "While the Dean case, she commended the ment cases be improved 10 bandIe person acCU8edof misconduct has faculty committee that conducted future cases? rights, I think those making c1aims oPen bearings featuring the testi- "The only problem forme was have rights 100," Kap1aD said. mony of the slUdents involved and the public nature of it," Kaplan "Tbose who make the complaint Dean. responded. "The possibility of have no input on that decisioo.· "Procedura11y, the Faculty having the hearing in public could However, Kaplan said the Rights and Responsibilities Com- have a chiDing effect on people's chance oftbis procedure being aJmittee behaved in an absolutely willingness 10 bring c1aims of not ttml by the UW Iep\ system it exemplary fashion. The faculty on only harassment but other kinds of slim. thatcommitteehavetherightlObe claims. Whi1e I think that clearly "It is difficuh 10 change lbe proud cI themselves. I tbink the one has the right to face one's ac- administlative code.• 6. 1992 Meet the ca~pus administration's top gun Ka Ian on cam us una e r----' --------------- Chancellor Kaplan Tu RANca Nns. Page 3 ,._'°lbint~wehavca aoo!1:=~ ~~;: Chancellor Sheila Kaplan: :-.:=-=:~.:.i~ =:,:::::;:: Her education at a glance • ill view lhll is not shared by foreseeable future a regional insti- •-• • flcully manbers who tution. Those positive vibes are in lkl!'llill wbae we are going and our long-tenn intezest." w!IOIIY we doa'l know where we On the otta side of the coin, 11 ,.,..• UW·Parkside must deal with the 1 diat die accredilalion and negadw connotadoft.11 associated •rllbo llusinea pogram was with commuter campuses. rillt ill 1987 and is right now too. '1n higher education in gen- s.-Andencla and the faculty a-al there is a sense that small resi- 11111diJI01 saper job gcaing that dentialscboolsarebettertbancom- JlopD aogedler. Everyone (I muterschools. Thccommutercamlllbd1Dinlbecommunity) toldme pus is driven down on the pecking boW wretched the bm" pro- arder. That'satougbone. All you pnwum 1986. 'Ibali.,no longer can do is the best you can." dlcc:ue. Now I ooly hear positive "We are sometimes our own Ph.D. M.A. B.A. The Graduate School, The City University of New Y orlc, June 1973 (with distinction). Areas of Speciali7.ation: Modem European History: Modem British History. School of Advanced International Studies, The Johns Hopkins University, Washington, D.C. and Bologna, Italy, 1967. Areas of specialization: International Economics; International Politics; International Law; European Area Studies. Hunter College, The City University of New York, June 196S. Major: European History; Minor: .Economics and Political Science. Kapl has mixed feelings on procedures used in sexual . harassment hearings by Gwm Heller Managing Editor "When push oomes to shove. ~1~~~;+"""~ if an institution believes there has been an instance of prohibited behavior it must not sweep it under _ _;;::;:!;_~_,_~.,..-,~--- 1 the rug," stressed Chancellor Sheila -·~·""'""'"""~f,,..,.....,,,,., . .,., Kaplan. "More often than not in -<Sk~~.:,,.,..;.-.-"..;,,.il --4~~-.,......._ - -~7 universities and~. the ten• .... dency is to sweep it under the rug. ...,.,N,_,._.,/Jlia r...,.... DIIUna with community orpnbations is one aspect of . • Kaplan's duties dlinp; worst enemy. It is easy to think of 11MlitionaUy it would have thcgnwbeinggreena. lteasierto beenniceifwecouldhavedoncthc be critical of things peop e don't IIIDe dbDp with the engineering like. I've never been a 'glass half J10Pn. The reality is and was we empty' person; I'd rathe.r think of ~'llffcrd iL The investment the glass half full. Our situation ll WOUid have cost us to build that here is not a bad one. It is a good JIO&rllll was just out of proportion one," KapJan said. ro Ille bencfi11," Kaplan explained. KapJan laughed as she pon- Kaplan enthusiastically ad· dered the best advice that she has draaed lbe positive aspects of the been given in her position as chief ~-Paabide community includ. administrator at the university. .,. Ille people who wort on cam- "Don't take yourself so seriously," JIIIL she replied. "The job itself pro- -i'be marionsbips between vidcs a built-in opportunity for facuky 111d Sbldcnts is excellenL people to disagree with you." ~ ficulty here understand the "On the other hand, these jobs IIIUqacness of Pmtsidc. We serve have enormous satisfaction. You 1 ta)' miud clicnacle in terms of can sec change happen. You can 9.eclDcalion,ethnicity, and class. have an impact on the lives of stuWe're not relatively big; we're dents and on the direction of the llledium med. Student., do feel imlitutionandthecommunity,and IDOre J)erlonal aaention here than that aranscends all the negative • UW-Madiaon or Milwaukee." stuff. It helps to crea1ea balance to "'S«ondly, in the last couple mainlaioanoptimisticoutloc«. You of 1Cln, the communities of can sense you 're making a conll'ikeaoaha and Racine have taken bulion and that makes it all wMh• PIia cm,m,mity ownenbip of while." I don't think that's right. I think we oweittothestudentsandourselvcs to confront it and deal with iL" Kaplan was refening to the recent events surrounding UWParkside Profesror Dennis Dean who was accused last semester of sexually harassing four of his stu• ..____ 11 ... ,._.,,,. ,.._ dents. The UW·Partside Faculty Kaplan streas tbat prohibited behavior at the university Rights and Responsibilities Com• must not be swept under tbe ru1 mittee recommended a one--year faculty on the campus was very cmer- I would newr deny dial- I suspension of Dean, while Kaplan proud of their colleagues. Larry think that doing iL •• in the glare of submiued ha own recommenda- Duetscb and the others deserve publicity and having your picwre tion to dismiss Dean pennanently gfflltcreditforit. It was handled in in the paper the next day could fromtheuniversity. TheUW-Sys- asaellarmanner." haveanegativeeffect. lothiscase, rem Board of Regents will make The Dean bearing was not the the students remained willing to the final overriding decision on the first to address sexual harassment bring their case forward." Dean case atsomepointduringthe in theUW system, but wu the first Kaplan explained lhaltheperspring semester. to be held publicly. sonagainstwhomtheclaimismade While the Olancellor could How could the system ad.min- decides whether or not the hearing not specifically comment on the isttative code dealing with harass· will be held publicly. "While lhe Dean case, she commended the ment cases be improved lo bandlc penon accused of misconduct has faculty committee lhat conducted future cases? rights, I think those making claims open hearings featuring the testi- wrbeonlyproblemformewas have rights &oo." Kaplan said. mony of the students involved and the public nature of it," Kaplan "Those who make lhe complaint Dean. responded. "The possibility of have no input on that decision.• "Procedurally, the Faculty having the bearing in public could However, Kaplan said the Rights and Responsibilities Com· have a chilling effect on people's chance of this procedure being almittee behaved in an absolutely willingness to bring claims of not tam by lhe UW legal S)'SlaD is exemplary fashion. The faculty on only harassment butOlher kind.1 of slim. 1bat committee have the right to be cJaims. While I think that clearly "It is difficult to change lhe proud ex themselves. I think the one bas the right to face one's ac- adminislralive code." 1'BB RANGa NEWs, Page 4 Feature Febrwuy 6, 19--9-2 Carl Lindner to read his poetry on Valentine's Day By ADdy Patch Feature Writer On VaienliDe's Day, Friday, FellIUluy 14,UW-Pmtside .. """", aDd memben of Ihe Racine- Keuosba area will have the IlR opponunitylOwiroessatruepoelic liliiii« at wort. Dr. Carl I.incIDeI, professor ofEDglish at UW·Part· sidesince 1969, willbeperforming a fftJe poetry JeadiDg at IlOOII ill the WLLC Ovcdoc* Loanae (s0utheast com« of 1ibIlIry, 2nd floor). SpClIISOIedbytheEnglish Club, the reading will cover asbclrtselection of love poems writtaJ by Lindner ova' the last fifteen yea'S. and will be open 10 the geoeraI public. Lindner, wboreceiwdbisdoc· IlnIC in American Iitaature from the,""'-"~"-1'-ofWj 1IC!CWI.".-1..9.M..a,Il- IllII ill 1970. has been writing p0- etry since the carly 1970's. He has two cbap-books 10 his credil as welll!S one full-length collection, aJtiIIedShoolillg BaskeIS/lIGDarl GymnosilU7l (available in the University library and bookstore), and has been published extensively in such IitellllY publications as The BeloilPoetry Journal,TheGreensboro Review, and Kansas Quarterly. Currently, he is awaiting publication of his latest collection of poetic works,Angling/IIlOUghl, which will serve as a sequel 10 S1IooIiIIg BasUts.... Material for thereading will be taken from various publications, including several from the fMhcoming collection. Poetry isa verypenonal experienee for Lindner. "II's sometiling that has made a great difference in my life ..JI's laUghl me a great deal aboul myself and aboul humID nature, as well." Funher, Dr. Lindner feels that a son of spiritual connection takes place in hisworlc. "I think poetry is a kind of vision lhalovertakes one •..I'm not sure what il is, except thaI I think iI'S a way of accessing the unconscious or having the unconscious manifest itself •..And the unconscious is wherepoetrycomes from." Public readings are quite uncommon for Lindner, as he views himself as a fairly private person, and is wary of the potential for exploiting public exposure. The opportunity 10 witness one of his readings is, then, a rare gift, indeed. Once again, the reading is free and will take place on Friday, February 14, at noon in the WLLC OverlookLounge, and will run for approximately thirty-five minutes. PASA offers support for non-traditional students By Er1a18aJM:Ila News EdIlor Tlrlsutlre 11IirdinGI1tTu-pIln .~ ctJIIU1'IIiIIf lite isSIIU llIId _oftlre-.trlJdidollolst»- •• On the UW-P8rbidcaunpus, ova' 4ot. of the SlUdc:nlSare IIlllIIIlIdiIioDaL Many of the8e students find organizations aDd peer environmenI8 wbtR they CaD utilize their lI1ents and spend their fftJe time during the Ioog boun between c1aslIes, but IOIIIClimes 1IOIHIlIdi· tional !!IJM!entsjust WlIIIl a place wbtR they CaD get 10 know otIa studenlS like themselves on campus. The answer for these students is the ParIcside Aduh Studenl Alli· ance (PASA). PASA is headed by non-tradi- \ionsI .. wtents,including1'lllsident Ilarl&a Mesa. Vice President GeneDeloldl,andSccmary/IRa- _ Suzanne Larson. Coming "forthisilltaview,PASA's uecutive branch IOId why their organization was a necessity at UW-Partside. Messick expressed tbat "PASA offers support 10 the nonllllditiooal SlUdc:nt- a solution 10 many of their problems. Different people need camraderie. h's~ wecandoforothers. SomeIlCOl'Ie, when they come 10 the campus, . don't feel that they beloog." GeoeDesolell, VicePresident, said "We serve as a place where onecanmeetotlanon-traditional students. PASA contributes to the university by becoming the con~ nection between peers. Take this organization away from ParIcside and wbere would the non-tradi. tiona! student go for support? We help people feel that they belong and are appreciated at Parlcside." When asked aboul the nontraditional students survey conducted by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace, Suzanne Larson replied, "1bere are only a bandful whoaskforspecialtreatmenlfrom the adminisualion. Mosl students simply go aboul their business and do notn:quire any special lteat· ment or acknowledgement from the university. However, there are a few problems thatParlcsidecould acknowledge, suchasitsinadcquate cbild care, which affects many students who want 10 attend some of the functionsandaclivitieson campus. Another is the (frequently) changing university mission, which has never even acknowledged nontraditional student's needs." "When you have a family, More citations given out instead of arrests By Latesha N. Jude a disturbance in university build- News Editor ings or land. Changes in the new Chapter 18 Furthermore, it also prohibits policy are effective this semester. improper use of university identi- It prohibits smoking in unautho- ficationcards,improperuseoftelerized areas, posession of a weapon, phones, providing false informaduplicalionofuniversitykeys, lam- tion, false fire alarms, possession pering with university locks, and of marijuana, issuing worthless rollerskating/skateboarding inside check under $500.00, fraud in uniuniversity buildings. versity accommodations, use of Chapter 18 alsodetails that no cheating toIcens, possession offireperson may engage in violent, abu· worlcs, and petty theft under $100. sive, indecent, profane, unreason- Ostrowslri met with the Disably loud, disorderly conduct un- trictAttomey'sOffice,theKenosba der Circumslances in which the County ClerIc of Courts, and the ,c:oaduct IelIds 10cause or provoke Circuit Court for Kenosha County I •••• , ., •• r.":"L"~ '-f .... , •••• i, •• , •.• i •• " to establish Chapter 18guidelines. "These citations are very simi· lar 10 a lraffic ticket. We say that you violated Chapter 18 rule and the individual who receive thecitation bas two choices. He can pay lhal citation, the judge will find him guilty, and its no criminal record You just pay the fine. II'S just like a traffic ticket. Or if the person feels lhallbey did not commil a rule violation, they can request a 1riaI. If they are found guilty, they pay the fme-no jail lime and no criminal record," said Continued on PlIJle 19 Tumoulfortheeventisexpeetedto be extensive, so arrive early for a decent seat. Hope 10see you_, CIlll6NJl: !It- ... 6yCar{~ 'Bf..,,{ ... "" .... a "'"tJIU of}in. tWom"",_ '"_1"0 ~ a .noun.of8'""- M"""J6 6</"" 1MW -w.d"'"J1J i1IIo 66#, __ """"" """" 1M IV!iile corps. of ........ 6Juoi""¥~J-_ flruil104mj. SuJt{e.i;ju • aj{ulkr IlIIIi apo/H....., "'" UtJfu. UW·Parkside Adult Student Alliance OfIIce office for over 4()lI, of the campus. and every single one of those students is a member of PASA. "We have lnIditionai stUdenlS who helong and feel comfortable here," concluded Messiclc, "and everyone is welcome. All organizations on campusofferthe feeling of camaraderie, such as Ibe Parle· sideStudenlGovemmentAsSOCiation (pSGA), The Ranger News, Parlcside Activities Board (PAB), and many others. We are here 10 connecl with the other non-traditional students, and to offer them Ihe necessary support and acknowledgemenl lhal Ibey are looking for. That is our contribution to Parkside." PASAis located in 10werMain Place, WLLC D139. 'lbeirnumberis595-2706,and they welcome aU interested students. there are things you mUSI do for yourlife,"Messickcontinued, "and I feel that there should be some fonn of acknowledgemenl or rec· ognition. No one is aslting 10 be treated 'specially'. NOl'specially', jusl differently." "I think, "said thePASAPresidenl, "that the university is becoming more sympethethic toward the non-traditional student's needs. There will always be things thaI could be changed. Personally, I fJndthestaff~nable,andIhave had good results with most of the faculty here al Parlcside." SomeofthemembersofPASA injected lhal they need to be here forthe group support they offer the non-traditional student. PASA allows them 10 band together and give each olber a comfortable atmosphere that helps everyone involved. They know that it is a suppon THI RANGu Nns, Page 4 Feature February 6, 1992 Carl Lindner to read his poetry on Valentine's Day By Andy Patch Feature Writer On Valffltinc's Day, Friday, Fellruary 14, UW-Parksidesbmts and members of the RacineKenosha area will have tbc ~ opponunityrowianeaall'Uepoelic mast.er at wort. Dr. Carl Lindner, pofcssor ofF.nglish at UW-Parksidesince 1969, will be performing 8 free poetry rading at DOOll in Ibo WI.LC Overloot Lounge (southeast comer of hoary, 2nd fkxr). Sponsored by the English Club, die reading willeovtz aslotseleclion of love poems written by Lindner Ovt'I' the last fiftcea yeas, and will be open ro the general public. Lindner, wboreceiwdbisdocunle in American literature from the UaiversayofW"acomio-Madi- 1011 in 1970, has been writing poeuy since die early 1970's. He bas two chap-books ro bis credit as well a one. full-length collection, entidcdShooliltg Basuts/11 aDart Gymnasium (available in die University library and bookstore), and bas been published extensively in such literary publications as 'Ibe Beloit Poetty Journal, The Greensboro Review, and Kansas Quarterly. Currently, he is awaiting publication of bis latest collection ofpoeticwcns,AnglinglnJOLighl, which will serve as a sequel ro Shooting Basuts.... Material for the reading will be taken from various publications, including several from the forthcoming collection. Poetry isa very personal experience for Lindner. "It's something that ba.1 made a great difference in my life .• Jt's taught me a great <bl about myself and about human nature, as well." Furthez. Dr. Lindner feels that a sort of spiritual connection takes place in his work. "I think poetry is a kind of vision lhat overtakes one .. J'm not sure what it is, except that I think it's a way of accessing the uncon• scious or having the unconscious manifest itself •• .And the uncon • sciousiswherepoettycomesfrom." Public readings are quite un• common for Lindner, as he views himself as a fairly private person, and is wary of the potential for exploiting public exposure. The opportunity to witness one of his readings is, then. a rare gift, indeed. Once again, the reading is free and will take place on Friday, February 14, at noon in the WLLC Overlook Lounge. and will run for approximalelythiny-fiveminut.es. Turnout for dleeventisexpr.ctedto be extensive, so arrive early for a decent seal Hope to see YOU there! CanGn.ai: A LDw~ 6y Car! LIMNr '3f«JmtNllli¥, 4 fml6rU of fin, @Jllrt!J""CfflK "'t-4M "'Ori a ui4tm of a,u,,. ~"'il!I' 6ef<M [ NJrJe tllOtdtol JOI' ff, ittu, 66#, IDN"1ltll ftnr#l6 .. ekJrueu,rpuc,/MIUo; 611, alflltll_JI ~ft--- fbcti[ """1J. ,Sc41ut~- •foueer ""'"""''4a"'J goufi#u. PASA offers support for non-traditional students Tlru iltlw thirdina tltru-part . ~I COIICfflUIIJ IM isn,a ONl CON:fflllo/lMNHl-troditk>Ml studelu. On Ibo UW-Pmbidcaunpus. ow.r 4MI of die SbldeolS are nonndiliooal. Many of these Mndeots find organizations and peu enviroomen11 where Ibey CID uliJize their 1almts and spend their &ee time dming the long hours between clas.,es, but sometimes non-uaditional SUldenll just want a place where they can get to koow other studeolS like themselves on campus. The answer for these students is the Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA). PASA is headed by non-uaditionalslUdenCS. inclodingPlesidalt Barbara Meaict. Vice President OeneI>eaoedl.and Scaewy/I'reaJma' Suzanne I.anon. Coming ~forlhisintaview.PASA's executive branch told why their O(g8Dir,aril)ll was a necessity at UW-Partside. Messick expressed that "PASA offers support to the nontraditional Sbldeot- a solUbOD to many of their problems. Different people need camraderie. h's~ wecamdoforotbers. Somepecpte. when they come to the campus, . don't feel that they belong." GeneDesoccll, VicePresident. said ~e 9e1Ve as a place where one can meet other non-traditional students. P ASA cootnl>utes to die university by becoming the coo•· nection between peers. Take this organization away from Parkside and where would the non-traditiooa1 student go for support? We help people feel that they belong and are appreciated at Parkside." When asked about the nonttaditional SIUdents survey conducted by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace, Suzanne Lmson replied. "The.re are only a handful who ask for special treatment from the adminisuation. Most students simply go about their business and do not ·require any special tteatmeot or acknowledgement from the university. However, there are afewproblems thatParksidecould acknowledge, such as its inadequate child care. which affects many swdent. s who want to attend some of thefunctioosandactivitiesoncampus. Another is the (frequently) changing wtiversitymission. which has neverevenacknowledgednonttaditional sludent's needs." "When you have a family. More citations given out instead of arrests By Latesha N. Jude News Editor Owtges in the new Chapter 18 policy are effective this semester. It prohibits sm ·ng in unauthorized areas,posession of a weapon, duplication of university keys. tampering with university locks, and rollerskating/skateboarding inside university buildings. Chapter 18 also details that no person may engage in violent, abusive, indecent, profane, unreasonably loud. disorderly conduct un• der circumstances in which the conduct tends to cause or provoke ,.,,., ........ . a disturbance in university buildings or land. Furthennore, it also prohibits improper use of university identification cards, improper useof telephones, providing false infonnatio • false fire alarms, possession of marijuana, issuing worthless chec under $500.00, fraud in university accommodations, use of cheating tokens, possession of fireworks, and petty theft under $100. Ostrowski met with the DistrictAltomey'sOffice, the Kenosha County Clerk of Courts, and the Circuit Court for Kenosha County to establish Chapter 18 guidelines. "These citations are very similar to a traffic ticket. We say that you violated Chapter 18 rule and the individual who receive the citation has two choices. He can pay that citation, the judge will find him guilty, and its no criminal record. You just pay the fine. It's just like a traffic ticket. Or if the person feels that they did not corn. mit a rule violation, they can request a trial. If they are found guilty, they pay the fine-no jail time and no criminal record," said Continued on Page 19 UW-Parkside Adult Student Alliance Office there are things you must do for your life," Messick continued. .. and I feel that there should be some form of acknowledgement or recognition. No one is as!dng to be treated 'specially'. Not 'specially', just differently." "I think." said dleP ASA President, "that L'ie university is becoming more sympethethic toward the non-traditional student's needs. There will always be lhings that could be changed. Personally, I fin thestaffreasonable,andlhave had good results with most of the faculty here at Parkside." Some fthemembersofPASA injected that they need to be here for the group suppon they offer the non-traditional student PASA allows them to band together and give each other a comfortable atmosphere that helps everyone in• volved. 'Ibey know that it is a suppon office fer over40% of the campus. and every single one of those stu· dents is a member of P ASA. "We have ttaditional students who belong and feel comfortable here," concluded Messick, "and everyone is welcome. All organi· zations on campus off er the feeling of camaraderie, such as the Park· sideStudentGovemmen t Associa• tion (PSGA), The Ranger News, i e Activities Boord (PAB), m many others. We are here to co ect with the other non-tradi· tio students, and to off er thelll the necessary support and mo · Jedgement that they are looking for. Thal is our conttibu· lion to Parkside." P ASAis localed in lower Main Place, WLLC D139. Theirnwnbezis 595-2706,and they welcome all imerestcd sto· dents. - Tm: 1tAHoa NEWS, PlIge S 0I11llu8y21,l992,smok- __... baIaI in Lower Main _ • popu'_ area or lbe ~ BaD. dle Physical ~,UoionSquareand .office b possiblediScii>jiillIiy ,~.:=~:!:~~;~t~~l ~ • lot of coinpl8mis .. dean orlbeif'~hb;Jio~s~i,l)I~' IIIId other people .". action,wOslrOwski said. \.'.,.,.:,:," _somanysmokers According 10 OSlrOwski{if iD Lower Main Place someone really "",lmtslO be un-,,' IIId IJealme impossible. civil about it, it will cost them _fiDiDg up dle offices $69.00 for that cigareue;UDder: JlMn JDd we could sec Cbapt.er18, )8Q§q~j;J.okt!!9~:; .:t~.·~'rree';:;::~.&iuds ~ Expansion of Comm. Arts parking lot Continued from PlI&e 1",' .:" mostpopu1ar lotand itmakes sense 10 us that bocause it is close 10dle academic building. It didn't make sense 10 us 10 invest good mooey makingdleTaUentlotbigge:r;wbe:re nobody likes to park," said OsIrOws1d. "The timing all feD togethervery weD; we have 10tear out all of the Comm Arts lot anyway 10 resurface. The lights needed 10 be repaired underground We saved some money up by not resurfacing earlier in Comm Arts. This is dle primary year 10 do iL The down side is that there will bean increase in parking pennits. We have not raisedjJarldngratesforfouryesrs," OsIrOwski added. Ronald Singer, associate pr0- fessor of Accounting, and chair of theCampusEnvironmentCommittee, expressed concem regarding wbethe:r the Commiuce ...... afforded an adequate opponunity 10 react 10 the proposal prior 10 its lI8JISIJIission 10 the University of Wisconsin-System. "We didn't feel that there was any jUSlificaliOll for expanding it closer 10 Out.erloop Road," said Singer. "There were three specific times when we explained the lotIO thatcommiueeandwegaveitafuU discussionrespondinglOdleirqueslions. Nothing was hidden. They might not agree with the priority needforiL ThereisstiUisafeeling formasstransportation. Why don't peoplesbarearide, whydon'tdley use the bus sysu:m?" said Goetz. According IOGoetz.heislooking at the utilizatioo of the Racine bus sysu:m. He bas a sense that the bus is not used 10its full potential. Feature Join THE RANGER NEWS Better to see your name published as a by-line.than in the Campus Police Reportsl 20% DISCOUNT CUp& Sine This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. J.D.required. Must present ad and 1.0. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler .. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 10m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 SlIIIdays 12:00- 4:00 p.m. People pefer 10bring their cars 10 campus. and GoelZ sees dle pressure by the ovcrllow of parking. ""There is DO question that we had 10do dle renovation in termsof resurfacing; the lot is in danger of falling apart. That bas 10be done," Goetz said. . According to Singer, the c:ommiuce's greaIest cooce:rn ...... that it didn't see any exact evideDcereganlingashortageofpsrking spaces and bow many additional parking spaces were needed. Singer and the commilliee did not feel that there was any sufficient indicalioo that expIIIISioo of the Communication Arts parking lots was reaDy necessary. "We never got any information beyond thaI, On October 2S, theclirec:lllCof securitycame in and basically said we haw: a shortage of parking spaces. He did not peaent any evidence as 10us how serious the shortage was. if lherll was a shortage, how many additional specelI _ needed. We didn't expess any support for it without knowing exactly the details." Singer said. Al:cording 10 Goetz. the pr0- posal came from Ostrowski. "We discussed it with dle Environmental Committee. got their input, IIId it was finally decided IIId handed overlOlhechancellorandapproved by dle Board of Resents and dle building commission," GoelZ added. On November 12. the commiuce sent a memo In Goetz regarding the proposed expansioo of the Communication Arts parking 101. The commiuee remains coocemedaboutfurlhe: rCDClO8Chmenl into green spaces in the absence of evidence of the magnitude of dle problem IIIId consideration of ailaD8tives. Singer recommended some aolutillllS 10 aIleviaIe the parking lot problem if it does exists. He encourages greater use of lbe Kenosha and Racine bus and car pooling. J!'!!"'!f6,1992 11.1 .... IU 11ao1tfn1~01~;i~~i:!c•~-~~ ........ ~~!i;;J uueeSboppe ooe would be~vcin that fashion ... Ostrowski said. ,. Ossrowski said that if someone absolutely imured on smote- . ing indooq. the cantpUK J)Olice :: have a couple choices. "We will refer that indi~ ifdtey are~ student, to lhe dean of students .. office for possible disciplinary action. If they are .a faculty or staff member, they will be refeaed to their ~~~or the d~ of their school fur possible action ... Os1rowski said. According to Ostrowski. if someone really wants to be uncivil about it.. it will cost them $69.00 for that cigaieuc. Under .. Chapter 18.1806(1&1noperson may smoke in any university building except in. lbose areas designated for rhat JJUTP()Se. .. If !OOleoD~ is not willingto channel their disagreeme nt through the appropriate source.,, . , tben drlsis our wt~wewill • a cilaliootolhattndividual.'" \ said Ostrowski , '·:=-··. -:: .,·.. . Osuowsti is' boping people :=· will be COOJ)CnllM', .;: Jk Uf8CS people to remember that . . "We me going to &ry to be . te$t1'00l'DSarenqtaaecludedatta/ '.' avilibaut~. Tbepoinlbemg := andthattbesameatr_goeslhroogh ,;. 1kt die .- and fedetal Jaws · me same~ ~ ::,net __ , tmrtiag area and will be asked ./:'J'beie ,is • ~~ : diafwben,J Feature TnRANGDNsws.~eS Expansion of Comm. Arts parking lot Continued from Paae 1 .. . . ,., . mostpopularlotanditmates sense to m 11w because it is close to the academic building. ltdidn'tmake sense to us to invest good money making the Tallent lot bigger, where no bod y likes to part," said Oscrowsti. "The timing all fell togethervery well; we have to tear out all of the Comm Arts lot anyway to resurface. The lights needed to be repaired underground. We saved some money up by not resurfacing earlier in Comm Ans. This is the primary year to do iL The down side is that there will bean increase in parking pennits. We have not .raised paddn gratea for four years." Ostrowski added. Ro nald Singer, imociate professor of Accounting, and chair of lheCampu.,EnvironmentCommitaee. ~ concern reganling whether the Commiaee was af. forded an adequate oppmtunity to react to the proposal prior to its tnmsmism on to the University of W°JSC()l)sin-System. "We didn't feel tbatdJeZC WU any justification for expanding it closer to Outerloop Road." said Singer. "There were lhree specific times when we explained the lot to that committee and we gave ita full discussion respondingto their questions. Nothing was hidden. They . might not agree with lhe priority need fm iL There is still is a feeling forma§ ttansportation. Wbydon't people share a ride. why don't they use the bus system?" said Goetz. Accon:lingtoGoecz.beislooting at the utilizatioo of lhe Racine bus sy stem. He Ima sense that lhe bus is not used to its full polClltiaL Join THE RANGER NEWS Better to see your name published as a by-line, than in the Campus Police Reportsl UW-Parkside's Comm. Ara parldn1 lot People pef er to bring their cars to campus. and Goetz sees lhe pressure by the overflow of parking. "1belc is no question that we bad todo therenovalion in tttmsof resurfacing; the lot is in danger of Calling apart. Thal bas to be done, .. Goetzsaid. . According to Singer. the commiuec's greatestcoocem was that it didn't see any exact evidenceregardingashortageofparking spaces and how many additional parking spaceswereneede.d. Singer and the committee did not feel that there was any sufficient indication that expansion of the Communication AIU parting IOIS was really necessary. .. We never got any infonnation beyond dlaL On October 25, the director of security came in and buically said we ha~ a shor1age of parking spaces. He did not present any evidence as to us how serious the shonage was. if there was a sbor1age. how many additioaal speces weie needed. We didn't expess any support for it without knowing euctly the details." Singer said. According to Goelz. die proposal came from Ostrowski. "We discus.,cd it with the Environmen- 181 Committee. got their input. and it was finally decided and banded overtolhecbancellorandapproved by lhe Board of Resenu and lbe building commission," Goetz added. On November 12. the com• mittee sent a memo to Goetz regarding the proposed expansion of the Communication Arts parking lot. The committee remains concemedaboutfurtbereoaoachmcot into green spaces in the absence of evidence of lhe magnilude of lhe problem and considendion of alternatives. Singer recommended some aolutia to alleviale lhe parldng lot pn:,blem if it does exists. He encourages greater use of the Kenosha and Racine bus and car pooling. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. 11Ys ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler .,. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sundays 12:00 - 4:00 p.m. - -- - ---~ . -~..... .... !!1'ID~a-~~NPI,~PI&e~6~ ~C~a~m~p~u~s...:N.:..:e:.:w:.::s::........ ~6,I~ Student diversity subject of approved teaching grant 81ErIca Sudla News Editor Across thenalion,univenities _ educ:ating a mOlll diverse student JlllIlIIlaIion. UW-Parbide, aloog with many other tolleges, was oot equipped in tbc past to provide IIOIDe of Ibc lcaming "oondilims" for --aaditionaI, minorily, and female SlUdcnls. A proposal to systematitalJy train the fal:uIty and staff and ere- IlIe optimum lcaming c:onditims for everyone was nccdcd, and rcquiredaWlOpdatefunding. SUl:ha jlIlljlOll81wasofferedbyViteChantcllor Jolm SIOl:kwcII and Associ· IlIe Chantcllor Lama 0c110U. The objct:toflhejlloposaJ was to aeate tbc "TC8l:hing for Diver- 1Iity" Center. wbith will pejlIIIe the fatuIly to mcet tbc thangiog student needs. JcanncL. Thomas,aprofcssor ofpsycllo\ogyatUW-Padcside,was the investigator and instigator for Ibis "institutional development" idea dI8t will change lhc lXlUIlIC of cdUl:ationatUW-Parbidcforcv~. The Center'sprimary attivily Willbe to provide training annually for about IS fatuIly affiliates dI8t waltwilltpceroonsull8lllStoevaJuate and adjust reaclJiog IIjljlIOIIl:bes fordtclXJllSl8Ddythanging,diversc student body. The idea is to strengdtcn UW"'- Parbidc as a 1caming <:ommunily by "<:ommunicsting" with lite proper facully, dt=fOlll inaeasing tbc sensilivily and understanding of tbc staff. During the funding period of Ibc projcc:t, the Centercsn dirctdy affect tbc affiliates, lite classes. the studeot associates, and tbc 24 departmental chairs, Ev~one tID benefit from tbe training tbc fatuity will recebe. The reasoning behind the "TC8l:hing for Diversity" Center is simply litis: national statistics desc: ribetbcgrowingownbersofminority. non-tmditional, and female students awcaring on ev~ campus in the nalion. UW-Parbidc csn be an exatOpic to an other csmpuscs by leaming to adapt itself to tbc new and growing segments of its student body, and training its instnx:- tors and professors to enc:ourage and atknowlcdge the diverse students of the institulioo. Effortshavebccnmadctomcet student needs through the Center of Educstional and Cultural Advancemem (CECA) and the Student Support System (SSS). However. although lItese fscillties work well and serve lIteir purposes, few fatuity members have bccn uained to make the optimum learning environment for most, if not all, of their eager students. The proposal suggests dtat tbe Center should be located in tbe Library/Leaming Center, and staffed by a dircttor and a consultanL Through csreer programs fal:- ully will explOlll the medtods of teathing, evaluating grades, and assessing the individual teaclling SUttcSS toward a diverse student population. In a broa~ viewpoint, tbc Universily of WisI:oasin S_ has plated the "Design few Diver. sily" idea as tbc top Jlriorityforlle 1990's. So. tbeCenterwilI_ bollt the institutional and 8YSIeaI. wide decision to improve !be educadonal processes toward divelIe students. All in all, Ibc TC8dIing for Diversity Center, Bttording to LauraGellott, willaffettUW-Pa!t. side in a "positive way, for it will wtainly serve all students. Ally efforts that we address, bowevU to better ~ dtc di_~ tion will affett UW-Parkside posi. tively and effettively." The results of lhe Cciuer will improve lite univenily andenfOl1le its extensive cdUl:ltionat.,.. Pi Sigma Epsilon marketing fraternity recruiting new members Pi Sigma Epsilon, would like towelcomeyou toanotberexciling semester ~ at tbe Universily of WlStmsin-Parkside. What's that? You don't think it's exciling. Well that's bccsuse you're not in Pi Sigma Epsilon. Pi Sigma Epsilon, PSE, is a National Fratemily in marketing, saJcs lIl8IIll&ement and selling, and is represented on ov~ 114 csmpuscs with members in every major cily in tbe United SlateS. We are turrendy I'Cl:IUiling new members for tbc next pledge tlass-beginnlngFebuary 23. How csn you benefit from '---"'--""'-""-_..J being part of PI Sigma Epsilon? PSEm_1Ien Learning Assistance and Counseling offering Perfonnance improvement Forum for math and statistics Theoflic:c ofLcaming Assis- Widtoutpriorregistration,stu. ing, note taking and question ask. • tane:eandCounselingis~~a dentsmay8llclldallofthesessims ing behaviors b. tlass as well as Students who believe they would benefit from Pafurmancc ~1i*ov,anentForum orany individual scssionsdtcy be- their out of tlass jlIejllIrlItion and one or more of the forum sessions are strongly formMhcmatrr/SQ!b'!ks wbith is lieve would benefit dtem. The first n:soun:c using behaviors. • based 011 a 1Io1islil: model. session on February 13 will enable - The dtirdsession onFeb. 21 is encouraged to a~nd. Formore infonnation, callPhil • The ~ of Ibc fOllr SCI- •IJdeDlS to identify the dcvcIop- designed for students who need to Abramoff, math mstroetor, x2716 or Barbara LarsOD, ~ ~ IS !O Cll8b!e students ~t ~ ~ ofdteU Ieaming/ improve their leSt preparation and counselor x2122 bavingclif&u1ticsleamingandlak. tesliag clif&u1tics. leSt taking stills and strategies as ,. ing IeStS ~ DII;th and statistic:s Tbis session isrc<:ommcnded weU as dtcir abilily to reJax wbilc r=:---=-------------:-, c:omsea 10 idcaIify tbc tlIISCS of to all studcnlS who do not have a jlIIljl8ring for and ta1dngexams. The office of Learnl'ng Assl'stance their p-obIcma lIId develop plans tIea' undcnlaading of all tbc fal:. The fina1 session on Man:h 5 toimprovctbeiratademic:pmor- tors tOIIlributing to their fear or willbehclpfultoanystudentswho and Counseling is offering a Per- III8IItc. lack of succ:ess in math or stalis- have trouble hand1ing stress and ~ sessions will be on tOIl- tits. The sctondscssion on Febru- anxiety. A ho1istit approach to formance Improvement Forum for ~live1bursdaysfrom 11-12:15 ary 20 will fotuS on study skills illtlCasiligstressmanagerneatskills m lhe CECA eoau-s area in and IiedJnil:al solutions. will be uscdoov~gcsreofbody mathematics/statistics to improve • :~=~MingonThurs. needI::=:::::~. :x.~~ofimag~andmusc:'; collegiate academic skills, There are a numm of ways: * Gain Experience That Directly Applies To Many Of The Skills You Will Develop While In College. *Learn ToInteractWithProfessionalsOnAPers01liliAnd Professio1lil1Level. * Obtain Contacts To Help You Find Jobs And Interns/ Ups. * Meet New And Exciting Friends! If any of Ibis sounds like it might be somedting for you, attend our slide presentation: Feb. 10 12:00 to 12:30 Feb. 12 12:00 to 12:30 In Molinaro 105 when: you'U seelbe red exdtemenL FeclIiec to lIriDg a friend along with you. If you have any problems attending the slide presentation but would like more infonnatiOllOO Pi Sigma Epsilon. or if you have any questions stop down in our oIlice, MoInDI37D. Our hours arc Mon.-Fd. 9:00 to 1:00. Or youcsn c:alIBrilaProut at 633-2841 in Racine or Mitt Johnson at 942'()399 in Keaosba and leave a message. Remember: Our next pledge tlass for new members bcgias Feb 23. ~1'111~RANGD~~N~IWl~,Plge~~6 ____ _:...,. _____ C:::=a::.m.:!:p:.:u:.:s:....:N:....:..:.e..:..::w-=s------------~6.~ Student diversity subject of approved teaching grant B:,ErlcaSalda NewsF.dftor Across lbenation. uniwnilies are educating a mac diverse student population. UW-Parkside, along with many other colleges, was not equipped in die put to provide l()IDC of the learning "conditioos" for non-lraditional. minority, and femaleSIDdenls. A proposal to systemalically train the faculty and staff and ere• optimum learning conditions for everyone wa needed. and required IIJlPIOPriale funding. Such a proposal wasofferedby Vice Chancellor John Stockwell and Associ- 8 Chancellor Laura Gelloa. 1beobjectof lheproposal WM to create the "Teaching for Diversity" Cenat.r, which will pepare the faculty to meei ~ changing lhe project. the Center can directly student needs. affect the affiliales, the classes, the JeanneL Tbomas,aprofessor student asociates. and the 24 deofpsycbologyatUW- Pmbide, was panmenaal chairs. Eve.ryone can the investigatm and instigat« for benefit from the training the factbis "institutional development" ulty will receive. idea that will change the course of The reasoning behind the education at UW-Partsideforevtt. "Teaching for Diversity" Center is The Center'sprimary activity simply this: national statistics dewill be to provide training annually scribe the growing nwnbers of mifor about IS faculty affiliare, tbat Dority, oon-b'llditional, and female wOltwithpeercoosultarmtoevalu- students appearing on every camate and adjust te.aching approaches pus in the nation. fortbeCOOSlalldychanging,diverse UW-Partside can be an exstudent body. ample to all other campuses by The idea is to strengthen UW _,... learning to adapt itself to the new Parbide a a learning community and growing segments of its stuby "communicating" with the dent body, and training its instrucproper faculty, tberefcxe increa.1- un and prof ess<n to encourage ing the sensitivity and understand- and acknowledge the diverse stuing of the staff. dents of the institution. During the funding pmod of Effortsbavebeenmadetomeet student needs through the Center of F.ducational and Cultural Advancement (CECA) and the Student Suppat System (SSS). However, although these facilities work well and serve their purposes, few faculty members have been trained to make the optimum learning environment for most. if not all, of their eagtt students. The proposal suggests that the Center should be located in the Library/Learning Center, and staffed by a director and a consultanL Through career programs faculty will expltXC the methods of teaching, evaluating grades, and assessing the individual teaching success toward a diverse student population. In a broader viewpoint. the University of Wiscmsin s,tw placed the "Design b nn.. sity" idea as the top priority fcwle 1990's. So, theCcn&erwillreftect both the institutimat and IYSlelnwide decision to improve tbe edg. cational processes toward di\'ale students. AU in all. the Teaching fer Diversity Center, •ccording to Lama Gel.Iott. will affect UW-Pmt. side in a "positive way, for it YiilJ certainly serve all students. Asr, efforts that we address. boweva, to better serve the divenetion will affect UW-Pmtsidcposi. lively and effectively." The results of the Ccmer will improve the university and enforce its extensive educational sys1an, Pi Sigma Epsilon marketing fraternity recruiting new members PSEm•ben Pi Sigma Epsilon. would like towelcomeyoutoanotherexciting semester here at the University of Wiscmsin-Parkside. What's lhat? You don't think it's exciting. Well that's because you're not in Pi Sigma Epsilon. Pi Sigma Epsilon, PSE. is a National Fraremity in marketing, sales management and selling, and is represented on over 114 campuses wi1b membets in every maja city in the United States. We are currently recruiting new members for the next pledge clw-beginnlng Febuary 23. How can you benefit from "-----=----..;..----..1 being part of PI Sigma Epsilon? There arc a nwnber of way : * Gain Experience That Directly Applies To Many Of The Skills You Will Develop While In College. * Learn TointeractWithProfessionalsOnAPersonalAnd Professional Level. * Obtain Contacts To Help You Find Jobs And Internships. * Meet New And Exciting Friends! If any of this sounds like it might be something for you.attend our slide presentation: Feb. 10 12:00 to 12:30 Feb. 12 12:00 to 12:30 In Molinaro 105 where you'll see die red excitement Feel free IO Iring a friend along with you. If you have any problems 11· tending the slide presentation but would like more infonnalionon Pi Sigma Epsilon, or if you have ay questions stop down in om officet Moln0137D. Our hours are Mon.-Fri. 9:00 to 1 :00. Or you can call BriaaProul at 633-2841 in Racine« Mic Johnson at 942-0399 in Kmosba and leave a message. Remember: Our next pledge class for new mcmben begins Feb 23. Leaming Assistance and Counseling offering Perfonnance improvement Forum for math and statistics Tbe office of~~ Wilhoutpriorregistration. stu- ing, note taking, and question ask· tance and Counseling II mfenng a dents may 81fendall of the sessions ing bdlaviors in cllS.1 as well a., Pafonnance lmJxo'WIDCIUFcnm or •Y individual sessions Ibey bo- their out of cllS.1 preparation and formMbcmatic.VSlatistics which is licve would benefit them. The first resource using behaviors. bacd OD• holistic model. aessionODFdlC'Uary 13 will enable - 1be thirdses.mn on Feb. 27 is . 1be purpose of the four aes- lbldeols ID identify the develop,- designed for students who need to 110D formn II ID enable students meat and causes of tbdr 1eaming/ improve their tc.,t preparation and bavingdifliculticsleamingandtak· testing difficuhics. tc.,t laking skills and stralegies as ing tests in malb and mtistics This session is recommended well a their ability to ttJax while courses ID idcmify the CIUleS of to all Sbldenll who do not have a preparing for and taking exams. their poblems and develop plans clear undentanding of all the fac• 1be final seaion on March s to improve their academic perfor- tors cootribuling to their fear or will be helpful to any students who mance. lack of success in math or saatis- have trouble handling stress and ~ sessions will be OD con- tics. ThesecondseaiononFebru- anxiety. A holistic approach to seculivelbursdaysfrom 11-12:lS llt'J 20 will focus on study skills increasmgsaressmanagementskills in the CECA Commoos 1m1 in and ICchnical solutions. will be used covezing care of body Dl82 WU.C beginning on Thurs- Itis designed for students who self 1alk., meof image:ryandmusck ' day, February 13. need to improve their cmcenaat- . relaxation. Students who believe they would benefit from one or more of the forum sessions are strongly encouraged to attend. For more infonnation, call Phil Abramoff, math instructor, x27 l 6 or Barbara Larson, counselor, x2122. The office of Learning Assistance and Counseling is offering a Performance Improvement Forum for mathematics/statistics to improve collegiate academic skills. eo -felnaII 6, 1992 BECOME A SHELTER WORKER FOR BAT. :n:REDWO~NANDTHEIR CHILDREN. Trainmg classes begin on Monday and Wednesday evenings from 6:00-9:00 PM beginning February 17th at the Womcn'sResource center in Racine. Learn the effect of ~olence on families, counseling techniques and policy and procedures of the shelter. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. STH GRADER AT OLYMPIA BROWN ELEMEN. TARY SCHOOL NEEDS TUTOR. Do you like children and have the ability to motivate one child to improve his school work? Volunteer once or twice wceIdy Cor 1hour. Make a difference in someone's life. BE A "CAMPUS FRIEND" TO AN INTERNA. T10NAL STUDENT AT PARKSIDE. Learn about otbercultures while having lunch, shopping, studying, information sharing. etc. once a week or when convenient with schedule. Interests will be matched. Ask for more information in the Volunteer Office or the International Service Office. ONE TIME EVENT VOLUNTEERS NEEDED. The Very Special Arts Festival (on campus) Tuesday, March 17th from 9:00-1:00 needs many people who will be artist's assistants and group aides with children who have disabilities. For first choice of placement. sign up today. See Carol Engberg in the Career Center WLLC-D175 or caD 595"2011. SOC Recruitment Fair '92 40-50clubs plan to attend lIyBrio MaIleD Featare Writer DcIlaPi. Chess Club, Gay andLes· bianOrganizalion, OtemislryClub, C1KnIe, Sketch andLitellllY Journal Club, and the YoUng Democrats. An estimated 40 10 SO clubs havepJannedlOassembleandshow what !hey have 10 offer 10 the stu· dent body. The overall pUJ')lOseof the fair is 10 make students aware of all the clubs and organizations here at UW -PllIkside. For more infonnalion. call exlCllSion 2244 . or IooIt for flyers throughout cam· pus. On February 12, the Student Organization Council (SOC) is havingitsbiannualrccruilmcntfair. Manti Gras will be the theme of Ibis scrncster's fair which will be held from 9 a.m. 10 3 pm. in MainpIace. Nine new clubs were formed 8Ddadded 10the existing forty-two Ilrpnizations 011campus this year. The new clubs iDcludc Voices of PIrbide, Writing Club, Kappa Feature Student bill of rights nears Implementation By DeDDls Clarke News Writer , I Mier months of debate and COIllroversy,alllskforcccompriscd of students, faculty, staff and adminislrators from throughout the UW·System is now ptepwing 10 recommend 10 the BoanI of Regents a system-wide S1Udent bill of rights that will ensure qllll1ity un. dergraduate education for all Uni· versity of Wisconsin students. The task force will meet for what members hope will be the last time in Madison 011Satunlay, ~ ruary 8 10 fmalize the wonIing of thedocumcntbeforcit isscntlO the BoanIofRegents forcoosidealion. If lBIified, the bill of rights ErIe IIcme wou1d berevolutionaryforschools have COIISisted rImostly lXlII·stu· in the UW·System. "This is the dents. Therewouldhavebcenl1llec first time that this is going III be faculty membin. Slaff members or implemented in the stIIlc rIW'1S- adminislIalOn for every one stu· consin,"saidEricBovcc. vicepresi- dent 011 the c:ommillec. dent of the PSGA and member of , However, this ratio did not sit the task foree ICS)lOIISib1c for the..--wen with the United CouncU of crealion of the bill of rights. UW S1UdeIItGovcmmClllS, an or· Other schools, such as UW - ganization concerned with mallclS Superior,bavetheirownindividual involving student governments bill of rights, commented Bovee, throughout the UW·Systcm. but this document would be the Therefore, theUnited Council first bill of rights that would apply organized a boycott of the task 10all UW -System schools. force and eventually persuaded The proposed version of the Stephm R. Ponch, UW .SyslCDl bill of rights includes issues deal· vicepresidenlforacademicaffairs, ing with insuuctional pt'OCCSS,lXlII' lOensme that students wou1d make insbuctionalactivities,Sbldenlcon- up a majority on the IIIsk force. duct and student responsibilities. Ponch also delayed the IIIsk One major item, according 10 force's October meeting 10 allow Bovee, is a student's right 10 take studentgovcmmcntslOsolicitmorc part in the developmcnt of teacher input from their respective institu· evaluations and 10 have easy ac- tioos 011 the bill of rights issue. cess IOresults of those evaluations. "This is the first time students Another major point deals with a have com~ a IIU\iority 00 any student'srightlOappcalagmdeor UW-Systcrn task force," comfile a grievance agiinst an inslruc· mcnted Bovee. tor. There are numerous other is- The J6.member IlISk- force, sues addressed in the bill of rights. with, 19 students and 17 lXlII-stuand Bovee welcomes concerned dents,linallyrnetinDccemberand students questions and comments. began 10 create the student bill of The idea for a student bill of rights. After meeting again Februrights came about after a major ary I, the task foree felt that it rcvicwofundergraduateeducation should meet once again 10 deal in the UW-System revealed the with vsrious new issues that were need for a document 10, as Bovee brought up. As a result, the IIIsk put it, "bridge the gap between force will meet this Saturday, Febstudents, faculty, staff and admin· ruary 8, in Madison. istration." Bovee noted that the bill of Initially, the IIIsk force that rights will hopefully be approved would have heen responsible for by the Board of Regen IS sometime drafting the bill of rights would in March. Recycle Mel jaV\JaloAoa~ Recycle Mel jaV\l aloAoa~ Recycle Mel jall'Jal~A~a~ Recycle Mel jaVoaJpAoa~ J C) In ,- h ~ A. Cl n 9 ~ r \IV s .. , • f .'" ~6.1991 BECOME A SHELTER WORKER FOR BATTEREDWOMENANDTBEIRCHILDREN. Training classes begin on Monday and Wednesday evenings from 6:~9:00 PM beginning February 17th at the Women's Resource Center in Racine. Learn the effect of ~olence on families, counseling techniques and policy and procedures of lhe helter. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. STHGRADERATOLYMPIABROWNELEMENTARY SCHOOL NEEDS TUTOR. Do you like children and have the ability to motivate one child to improve his school work? Volunteer once or twice weekly for 1 hour. Make adiffeience in someone's life. BE A "CAMPUS FRIEND" TO AN INTERNATIONAL STUDENT AT PARKSIDE. Learn about other cuhures while having lunch, shopping, studying, infon:mtion sharing, etc. once a week or when convenient with schedule. Interests will be matched. Ask for more information in the Volunteer Office or the International Service Office. ONE TIME EVENT VOLUNTEERS NEEDED. The Very Special Arts Festival (on campus) Tuesday, March 17th from 9:00-1:00 needs many people who will be artist's assistants and group aides with children who have disabilities. For first choice of placement, sign up today. See Carol Engberg in the Career Center WLLC-D175 or call 595-2011. SOC Recruitment Fair '92 40-50 clubs plan to attend byBriuMa Feahlff Writer On February 12. the Student Organiwion Council (SOC) is havingitsbiannualrccruibnentfair. Manti Gras will be the theme of this ~•s fair which will be held from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Mainplace. Nine new clubs weie formed and added to the existing forty-twO 0rglniumona OD campus this year. The new clubs include Voices of Parbidc, Writing Club, Kappa DebaPi, Chess Club, Gay and Lesbian Organization, O,ernistry Club, Ch<nle, Sketch and Literary Journal Club, and the Young Demoaats. An estimated 40 to SO clubs have planned toassembleand show what they have 10 off er to the Shi· dent body. The overall purpose of the fair is to make students aware of all the clubs and organizations here at UW-Padcside. For more information. call exrcnsion 2244 · or look for flyers throughout campus. Feature ~tudent bill of rights nears implementation By Dennis Clarke NtwsWriter After months of debate and corurove,sy ,aiastfon:ecomprised of SIUdents, faculty, staff and administrators from throughout the UW-Sys&em is now ,Pliepaing to recommend to the Board of Regents a system-wide student bill of rights that will ensure quality undergradua1e education for all University of Wiscoosin students. The task force will meet for what members hope will be lhe last time in Madison on Samrday .~ ruary 8 to finalize the wonling of • the document before it is sent to the L-.;;;::.:.....:..:::== BoardofRegents forconsideralion. If ratified. the bill of righL1 Eric lkme wouJdberievolutionaryforschools have consiSled of mosdy non-stuin the UW-System. wniis is the dents. Therewouldbavebemduce first time that this is going., be facultymembm,sa.affmembersor implemented in the Stale of Wis- adminisllalon for every one stu• consin." said Eric Bovee, vicepresi- dent on the oommiuee. dent of lhe PSGA and member of , However, Ibis ratio did not sit the cask force responsible for the __.well with the United Council of criealion of the bill of rights. UW SIUdeat Govemmems, an or- Other schools. such as UW- gmlizadon concemed with matttn Superior,havetheirownindividual involving student governments bill of rights, commenced Bovee, throughout the UW-System. but this docmnent would be the Therefore, the United CoWICil first bill of rights that would apply organized a boycott of the tau: to all UW-System schools. force and eventually persuaded The proposed version of the Stephen R. Portch, UW-System bill of rights includes issues deal- vicepresidentforacademicaffairs. ingwithinSbUCtionalprocea,non- toensurethalstudentswouldmake insttuctionalactivities,studentcoo- up a majority on the tm force. duct and student responsibilities. Portch also delayed the task One major item , according to force's October meeting to allow Bovee, is a student' s right to take studentgovemments10solicit1D<XC part in the development of teacher input from their respective instituevaluations and to have easy ac- lions on lbe bill of rigbas issue. cess to results of those evaluations. ''This is the first time students Another major point deals with a have compised a majority on any student'srighttoappealagradeor UW-System task force," comfile a grievance against an inslruc· mented Bovee. tor. There are nmnerous other is- The 36-member task force, sues addressed in the bill of rights. with_ 19 students and 17 non-Sbl• and Bovee welcomes concerned dents, finally met in Dccembetand students questions and commentS. began 10 create the student bill of The idea for a student bill of rights. After meeting again Februrights came about after a major ary I, the task fon:e felt that it rcvicwofundergradwueeducation should meet once again IO deal in the UW-System revealed die with various new issues that were need for a document to. as Bovee brought up. As a result, the task put it, "bridge the gap between force will meet this Saturday,Febstudents, faculty, Staff and admin· ruary 8, in Madison. istration." Bovee noted that the bill of Initially, the task force that rights will hopefully be approved would have been responsible for by the Board of Regents SOlllCtime drafting the bill of rights would in March. Recycle Mel i8V\I a1ofi.oa~ Recycle Me! i8V\I e10Aoa~ Recycle Me! i811'J e1:>A:>e~ Recycle Mel i8~ a1:>Aoa~ • . . . ' J 0 . ' ., I n • ,- h e A: a. n g e r l'J e w s Tal a- NIWS, Page 8 FebU!J6, 1!92 UW-Parkside's Condom Olympics designed to , educate and provide entert~inment to students B,And, PlItdl Feature Writer O.K. • so you live in Resi· dence Halls. Oneday, say Wednesday February 12, you're sitting around, bored out of your gourd (bored, here at the Midwestern Mecca of Party Aclivity? • No Waylll), so you say ID yourself, "Self, I gotta do something. But what? Go to a movie? Now there's something new. Go bowling? PuhIeezel Go get ttashed? Sorry, classes tomorrow ... Waitllgotit! Wbatl'vebeen waiting all year forI That'sit! The CONDOM OLYMPICS I" Yes, l!Iat's right folks - they're back - the Residence Hall Associalion's Vtrf own Condom Olympicsl Back for theirsopbomore season, tying inID "Love carefully Wee1I., "theCondom OIympicswill take place on Wedneaday, Febru· ary 12 in tbe Residence Hall Core BuiIdiDg and its adjacent patio. Teams of two people (in any combjnarion, ie., two guy&, two .. ... ". I __ . I -... __..~.----l v-.-' (1; :ONDOM ~.., --J enpg girls, or one guy and one Bi1 ofwhichmustbeliviDaiDlbe;~ donee Halls) will ....... . f COIDpele mava. nety 0 events, iDc:ludlngIhe Condom Toss, the COIIlbIi .... WrapThatBanana,lIIl1a~ bonanza of others. First, second, and 1binI.-e team memben will aD ree:ei\oe!Jle condoms, (the possibilityorOlber aw~ is being looted~)l1Idall parucipants are expectedlDliave. great lillie (and yes, lhatisllllllda. tory). Developed in an effort IIICo quaintstudontswith"safelel"1IiI to promorefamiliaritylllll1mbt witll tileuseofcondcms"'. "proreclive" devices, Ibe p1afea is being coordinaled by Residcace Advisors Janice Word, Can Shin:el, Dawn Weber." Oar Toscano. Pre·regisllatioD it mquRd, though enaies are free. Farmsat available in tbe HoIIiDg 0lIice. Forfur1herinbdlllioa,~ of tile afonmentioDed U'L Slalt practicIala, .. we" to see you tberel Dining Room Mon-Thurs: 7:30am· 7pm Friday: 7:30am·2pm JOI9£ 'I9iE 9{98{fjT/l{9{1:,WS fJ'0'1Jf4.'1 Union SquareBar Mon-Thurs: llam ·l1pm Friday: llam -7pm Sat & Sun: OPen only for registered events lDformadon Center Mon&Thurs: Sam·6pm Tues.&Wed: Sam-5:30pm Friday: Sam • 4:15pm BrDDCla Sat & Sun: l1am-lpm Reservation Ollke Mon·Thurs: Sam·6:3Opm Tues, Weds, Fri: Bam-4:30pm CoITee Sboppe Mon-Thurs: 7:3Oam-8pm Friday: 7:3Oam·2pm Ualoll Square GrDl Mon-1burs: l1am • 2:30pm 4:30pm· 10:3Opm Friday: llam - 2:30pm 4:3Opm-7pm UnloaDeD Moo -Fri: lIam·7pm saturday: 11am·lpm Sunday: 4pm·7pm RecCenter Mon-1burs: 9am·llpm Friday; 9am. midnight Saturday: noon • midnight Sunday: noon·1Opm 'ValentinePizza Show your sweetheart you really care give a healthy valentine. Heart shaped cheese pizza and a helium heart balloon $5.99 Free Delivery 657-7433 Mention ad when calling 4002-52nd Street. Kenosha _.. ... ,,.,.. _____ -----------------..-! IO Start pacticing, ad•· youdlelel JOI'Jll .The.ParkSide ·Unloii• 'l!J-{'£ 9t.M{f]'E/1('}£'E'WS . . . 'IO'lJJt'J Union SquareBar Bradt Ullkm Square GrDI Dining Room 'Valentine Pizza Mon-Thurs: llam- llpm Sal&Sun: Mon-Thms: Mon-Thurs: Friday: llam-lpm 11am - 2:30pm 7:30am-7pm Show your llam-7pm 4:30pm-10:30pm Friday: Sat&Sun: ReservatioD Office Friday: 7:30am-2pm sweetheart you really care Mon-Thurs: 11am - 2:30pm Open only for 8am-6:30pm 4:30pm-7pm Rec Center give a healthy valentine. registered events Tues, Weds, Fri: Mon-Thurs: Heart shaped cheese pizza Information Center 8am-4:30pm UDJonDeu 9am-11pm Mon&Thurs: Mon-Fri: and a helium heart balloon 8am-6pm Coffee Shoppe 11am-7pm Friday; $5.99 9am • midnight Tues.&Wed: Mon-Thurs: S81Urday: Saturday: 8am-5:30pm 7:30am-8pm llam- lpm noon - midnight Free Delivery 657-7433 Friday: Friday: Sunday: Sunday: 8am-4:15pm 7:30am-2pm 4pm-7pm noon- lOpm Mention ad when calling 4002-52nd Street • Kenosha - ... ~6,I992 ~ttin,gajQh o>nsiderstate and federal employment 'l1Ic FeckJal Government ofllIS. wide varietY of employment ~ forcoUege graduates. MoIteDlrY level positions are fiI1eddliOUlh dieACWA (Adminjsadtec. emwithAmerica)pro- The ACWA program con- :'"of wriIIen examinations rep- JaCIlIinI occupational gn;>ups. llascdon dleexaml'lll1llg, can- _IIIIDCS are placed on a list of eJi&iIIIe IIIlPlicantsand referred to (edeII\ agencies with vacancies. ~ to lake the ACWA exams are available In WLLC DI7S. SlIIdenU graduating In AcllJIriII, BioIoIY, Malhematics, IIIl1adler tecImi<:a1 areas usually bave speciallplllication materials IIIl1doDO_tdie ACWA exams. A1Io, ayone with a cumula- ~GPA of35 or beUer can apply Ill.... diIectly. Come to the e.- CenIer and become more familiar with these procedures. ArepresentativefromtheStaIe of Wisconsin will be on campus February 17 at 10:30 am in Union 104 to review the Stale hiring pr0- cess and answer individual questions. Vacancybulletinsarereceived by theCareerCenterevery ten days and often include poshons of interesLRecentbulletinshaveincluded announcements for Personnel Assistant and Probation and Parole Agent, Manypositionsrequireexaminations and candidale registers are established, Candidates are urged to apply anytime during their senior year since some examinations are only give once a year. Both the Stale and federal hiringprocessesareratherfonnalized and may lake several months. Start exploring these employment OIltionsNOWI o£ ..... _- -~ .~" , Find it hard to save? Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9,30-4,00 Send flowers to all your favorite tVafentines .---Angelo Florist (414) 654·0721 17CJ7Sheridan Road • Kenosha, WI Feature TIlE RANoa NIW!l, Page 9 Live bands abound in local area I II__~::=:P~SIDEUNION .v presents ~so~ ~Sf~l)\\ 4"~o SPRING BRE~~ IJA~A,"AClff UUCti Th6 beach will blow you a~~~~~~~gar w~te~=eS= • J.f!r lurquoise Gulf waters you'll rood thi~beach 10 be the n~:", "party" all day fil Break location today! On Panama City ~ch yo~ can tereb~ bobie cats, aDd and enjoy your favorite water activities like jet skis, wa d 'arty all Dig.bt, "'~um1J]Ji.~xa:rparasamng. Then catch lhe beautiful 5U~1 and get ~/S tep Break mak< 2 these nightclubs &: beacbbars have DOc10SlDghours. pnng ;Ii it Panama City Beachm ~ YOUR SPRING BREAK PACKAGE INCLUDES: .,u ~ oda I ~ 7 exciting nights • tach botel bas • buUUUII '* t High quality :ea~~D~ct:r:tur:,°a':-c~ditioaiD&. private batb, telephont. color ~ ::1 ~~~ O:rl~~the tropical Gulf of Maico. Rooms with kltc:bcDttU:S also aYailab AlL OF OUR HOTELS AJtE ux:nED DIUC1U ON THE BEACH ~ * adt -"'tlOD departlna from your C2lllpu5aDd travel· Round trip charttrrd m~tor co Cit ~tt;. Au busa have rediDiD& seats, alr-coodltloalDg. J log straight through to uotma Y c'. aDd washroom (adUtles for a comfortable ride. fI --'~uIe or pool dtcklbexb parties ond optiooalactivities. * t .. ASpeccoiaml plPealenam~a CIt)' Beach IISpriDC Break Shuttle" for lDt:.r ..r.._.._.....PUS_.....m.. _o.- ' trip .....• *tlclpaots to aet to all your favorite places - day aDd DI&h -Campus Food. mm:baDdlse. and servke d.1scoUDts prov1d~ by local merchants to aU lata' ProgramS' trip participants. ~ : ~.~~ .. -;.~~~_ •• ,n - _•• ~ -. rf~ By Job Papan Feature Writer Wake up Parkside, you're dead! 'There's live music in them there hills of Racine and Kenosha that's going by unheard. While you sit at home glaring at ''Friday Night Concert" on your tube, somewhere in your backyard there's a band on the uprise. Are you going to let the next Oceans, Bodeans or Realm slip between your fingers? Why wait to see such bands in monsterous, impersonal arena when you can enjoy them while they are still playing the much With ECU, saving is easier. Our regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%! ServIng all UW Parkslde employees and students. _~\lCATOIlS (ltl) •• more intimate club cireuit? Well shucks, now you have no more excuses. Every week. in addition to giving a brief biography of bands, this article will fealUrea calendar oflive music in the general Racine/Kenosha area. To resolve any confusion, clubs that are located in Racine will be followed by an R, while clubs located in Kenosha will be followed by aK,(Whataconceptl) This week's line-up goes a little somethin' like this: Thursday· ludge'sChambers(R)AI1-Star lam (Jazz &. Blues) WJTH 11tA.~S"'ORTi\TlOS FOR FtJRT'HER INFORMAnON Ao.'1DRESERVATIONS Friday· Boomen (R) Maylan (Rock) Hawks (K) life underground lax (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) Saturday· George's (R) White Bros. (Blues) Hawk's (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) IsIandWest(R) Sha1cer's(50'S and 60's) MemoriaIHaII(R)KoKoTaylor (Olicago Blues) RI's (R) SL Aint (Rock) •I STOP BY THE ARKSIDE UNION RM.209\ \ OR CALL S95-22?4 Qettin a ·ob Consider state and federal employment ne Federal Government of. rc,sawidevarietyof emp oym t op111111 for college grad • Moat entry level "lions are filleddioa&b the A CW A (Admin ialdteOlffl'Switb America)pro• Tbe ACW A program C-On· :: of wridm exam ination rep,- ng occupational ~ups B&,cdon lhe exam rating, can. didllB1aDesareplaccdon li of mp,le applicanlS and ref erred to t'ederll qeocies with cies. Applicarims to late lhe ACW A exa are available in WLLC D175. SludeaCS graduating in AC· coaeti11, Biology, . s, IDd odler tcdllical area., usually IIM spec:ial applicaion . IDddonot llke lbe ACW Aexam_s. Abo. 111yonc with a cumulativeGPA cf 3.S or better can y 10 ,.._ difflcdy. Come IO the Career ~ and become m #- - familiar with these procedures, Arepresemativefrom the State of Wisconsin will be on campus Femuary 17 at 10:30 am in Union 104 IO review the state hiring process and answer individual questions . V acancybulletinsarereceived by thcCareerCenterevezyten days d often include positons of interCSL Recent bulletins have included announcements for Personnel Assistant Probatioo and Parole AgenL ManypositiomrequireCJtaminations and candidate registers are lablished. Candidates are urged to apply anytime during their senior since some examinatioos arc only give once a year. Boch the Stale and federal hir- • proc:esse., arcnuherfonnali.zed may several months. Start exp oring these employment options OW! Fmd it h ard to save? Wi th F.CU saving is easier. Our regular savinss earns 5.15% yielding 5.25%! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. ·\1 CATORs ( ~lR~\) Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Send flowers to all your favorite o/afentines Angelo Florist (414) 654-0721 7700 Sheridan Road • Kenosha, WI Feature THI RANca Nns, Page 9 Live bands abound in local area By John Papan Feature Writer more intimate club cireuit? Friday- Wake up Parkside, you're dead! Well shucks, now youbave no more excuses. Every week, in addition to giving a bief biography of bands, this article will feature a calendar of live music in the general Racine/Kenosha area. Boomers (R} Maylan (Rock} Hawks (K) life underground Jax (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) There's live music in them there hills of Racine and Kenosha that's going by unheard. Saturday- While you sit at home glaring at "Friday Nigh t Concert" on your tube, somewhere in your backyard there's a band on the uprise. Are you going to let the next Oceans, Bodeans or Realm slip between yolD' fingers? To resolve any confusion, clubs that arc located in Racine will be followed by an R, while clubs located in Kenosha will be followed by a K. (Wbatacooceptl} George's (R) White Bros. (Blues) Why wait to see such bands in mo nstcrous, impersonal arena when you am enjoy them while the y are still playing the much This week's line-up goes a little somethin' like this: Thursday- Judge's Ownben{R)All•Star Jam Qazz & Blues) Hawk's (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) lslandWest(R)Sbakez's(SO's and(J()'s) MemmalHall (R) KoKo Taylc: w (Olicago Blues) RJ's (R) SL Aint (Rock) • I II _,..,.::= I PARKSIDE UNION presents ~so~1> ~ S'Y~1)\'. ~S\,.tft\-0 ~i,t<ll SPRING BREAK IJA~MA CIIT UliCti • I '11,kb<a<hwWbl= YoU•!~1~.....-whlt,7'=-S....., • ,J;,. M.L OUR ROO.lfS ~ turquoise Gulf waters you'll rmd thls beach ~ bt then~-; "party" .K~ "t1r Break location today! 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I AU OF OUR HOTELS AU LOCATED DIRECTU ON THE BEACH • ach lraDSponatlon departln& from your campus ud travef. * Round trip cbarured motor co CJ Buch All buses have rediniD& seats, air-<ondltlon1o1, F Ing strai&bttbrougb to Panama ty • . aad washroom fadlitles tor a comfortable ride. ~ * ldaedule or pool dec~h partlts and optional activities. t * :;:~ Ci1y Bada "Spriaa Break Shuttle" for lnttr-Cunpus Prncrams' trip par• tlclpants 10 &et to all your ra~tt places - day ud Di&ht. 111 -Cam * Food, mm:halldlse, aod service discounts pro.idtd by local mm:hants to all ttr pus J>rocrams' trip particlpa11ts. ;Ji * 7our aur. l J1 · * hllr escorted br Vlf•Paruid• ud JcP tour etaff to •••i•t rou duriai 11• 5 224 FOR FIJlmfER L'IFOR.'IATJO AND RESERVATIONS STOP BY THE J\RKSIDE UNION RM.209 I OR CALL I S95-22?4 - ARRANGEMENTS BY INTER-CAMPUS PROGRAMS Editorial I Opinion c:: F~6.l992 TDa-NIWI,PqelO - ri Brothers/sisters gonna work it out B, AubreJ Walbr GHII BdItGrIal nizcd all the time. FigbtiDg evil is a good deed I 1kDow one IIIOIIlb is not long A ID)lic of pat c:ax:em with lIIOUgh for hundreds of years of eO\wreryllVOonllO!leisDr.KiDg'sbirthday(lo-oppression, but all we aID do is cal 4; IIIIiClII wide). I feel the rap make the best of iL BIaclt history groupPublicEDemydidapatjob basbecllc:oillributing IDtheworid widllbe video MBythe time I get 10 tiYeIY day of the week since the Arizona." TIley sbowed the big. beginniDg of time. OlryofthelllCistpoliticiansiDArl. "Lcam your bistory, not his ZIOIII and bow they didn't W8Dt10 story," for the wbole month you'll makeKingDayaboliday. Toward havesomepeoplettyinglOdeceivc theendingo(the ,.....,._______ youaboutyourown video PoE. ti11s (. u...,.......I_. .. history, don't let the politicians. [ ---, ) them fool you ! but I'm _ Dr. King wou/dII't SiDcethe begiD· have W8Dledus 10 do that, butwbat ning of time Africans have been 1ft we sll)lpOled ID do? Black buildiDgandcalcl!latingthesbapes people have been using the peace and sizes 0( pyramids, and then method for 1IuIIdmIs of yean, it consuucted them. WIJIb but damn, bow long will it Even lIlday scientist and If· tate for us 10 be equal citizens! cbirec:ts are puzzled bow they did 1bIldosl't_l'm saying il, 90 don't let anyone tell you that go out and bIB\I -.minorities. we don't come from Kings and butddini!l!ly mab them _ of Queens. bow importsnt King day is and It'sBlackHislOlyMmth;let's bow important Black HislOIy is IS come together and ce1ebraIe this a wboIe. ~ period" that we do have! If In ClIIB for us 10 c:eIdnIe anyone bas a beef with one an- BIaclt History 4; King Day, we other, squash itright now, and let·s have IDbe a wboIe CamBy. Don't work itout; andifl ever said or did you see, ~ like III _ us at anythinglD anyone 10 hlD1 'yolD' eacIJ odJer's daoIt, and IIIIOrglI- feelings' forgive mel Letters to the Editor... To the Editor: Now, normally Ireally enjoy reading the Ranger. You have two outstanding news writars In Latesha Jude and Erica Sanchez, The eelumnists Terri Lyn Fortney (Laissez-faire) and Gabe K1uka (Gabe'. Gab) are always enjoyable and genuinely funny. But h was great dismay that I read another of the weekly columns In the January 30. 1992l8sue. It was the Head to Head article purporting to be a review of the Sex Pistols' record. by "writers' Andy Patch and Sam Manchester. First. the factual errors: 1. ·".grindlng vocals of Sid VIcious.' Sid VICious was the bass player. not the singer. 2. '."VIcIous' vocals ...• (Ibid,) - 3. And In the second haM 01 the review: 'Vocalist Sid VICious ...• ( ibid.) 4. •...drummer Johnny Rotten ...• Johnny Rotten was the singer, not the drummer. 5. •... the Sex Pistols originated a gunar-heavy.ln· your.face style.' Rock bands had been utilizing this style at least a decade before, 6. •... all but drummer Johnny Rotten died wfthin a lour y_ span ...• Sid Vicious. the bass player. died at age 21. The other members of the bend are aliva and wall. Drummer Paul Cook and guharist Stave Jones have playad In a variety of bands sinca the breakup of the Pistols. Singar Johnny Rotten _nt on to lead Public Image. Ud. And then there Is their pretentious, 88M· congratulatory rhetoric to contend whh. I quote. "Since Andy did such an excellent job explain- Ing..... and we 'We will finally pre88nt our review of Nirvana's Nevermind ...whlch was left out due to the computer-related Inaptitude 01 Andy.' DUH II I would humbly suggael thai their Inepthude runs much ~eeper than COIllpUtars, these guys really in college? They are Ikethe All Lenny and Squlggy 01 the Ranger. May I to the edhor to exercise his power and ad::::: two from future Issues. Failing that, Iwould suggest a change In the name 01 thaIr column 'Head to Head." Perhaps more on point wou~ be. 'Dunderhead to Dunderhead.' ~ To the Editor, I must offer my grathude to the Rsngar'. ftnt record reviewars for their excellent review 0I1ha Sex Pistols' 'Nevermind the Bullodls.· "IOflll that someone has finally broken that silly rule about only reviewing material which IICUI'I8IIlIIId relevant It's hard to beliBYethat h _ only sixleen short years ago (when this yNl'. fraIh. men _re two) thatlhls Icon of pop culu,._ born. Yet. looking about the campus, I would naver guess, basad on clothing and heirIlyIes, that Punk rock is In fact a relic from two dacadas ago. h gives me a rather reassuring IaalIng thIl, at least in some comers 01 the world, the past II still very much alive; even people Iixtaan yen out 01 synch wfth the rest 01 the world be ~ erad hip. rm greatly looking forward to your upcoming reviews 01 the Byrds and HermlrI'I Hermfts, and hopefully, Sonny and Char. Lea IlIIrri1g Wnat's your pro6fem? Write a Letter to the Editor ..............., .' 'I1Ie ...... NftI _ • p -.I i1IvllIa ~ ., 1lIa r 1lcIiIIIr. r.- cfiII&nelI!I; cw wll1IlIlO!lilmW. II1ic\e, ar,liIItma pIbliflwl In 'l'bo !few. as ". 7d .... ratI1tdriewpaiatsOll~· - • y. -.,. > , TDRANGDNinn.PagelO Editorial / Opinion ~6.1992 -- Editorial/Celebratin& Black Histor.Y Month Brothers/sisters gonna work it out Letters to the Editor ... ByAubnJWalbr GINltBdkonal nized all die lime. Fighting evil is a good deed I I bow one month is 1101 long A l0pic of pat concan with enough for bundffits of years of everyoncisDr.King'sbirtbday(lo- oppession, but all we can do is cal & nalion wide). I feel die rap make the best of iL BJack history group Public Enemy did a great job bas been cootn'buting ro the world with the video "By the time I get to every day of the week since the Arizona." 'Ibey showed the big- beginning of time. 01ryoftheracisapoliticiansinAri- '1am your lmtoly, JIOl bis Z0111and bow they didn't want to lllll'/,"forlhewbolemontbyou'll makeKingDayaboliday. Toward haveaomepeopletryingtodeceive lbecodingoflbe r------.---- youaboutyourown video P.E. killl l Bdltorlal I history. don't lei the politicians, - diem fool you I but I'm sure Dr. King wouldn't Since the beginbave wanled us todo dllt. but wbal ning of time Africans have been me we sUJJl)OICCI ., do? Black buildingandca•cuJaringthesbapes people have been using the peace and sizes of pyramids, and then melbod for hundreds of years, it COIISlrUCted them. WOlb but damn. bow long will it Even today scientist and arllb for us to be equal cidzensl cbileetl are puzzlecl bow they did 1'hll doesn't_.. rm saying it. so don't let anyone tell you that go OUl and bMII non-minoriaies. we don't come from Kings and bul definitely mate dlCm aware of Queens. bow important King day is and lt'sBlackl&toryMmth;lcl's bow impol1IDl Black HisUlly is a ccme together and celebrale this a whole. 11sb<xt pmod• dial WC do have! 1f In Older for us to c:eJebme anyone bas a beef with one anBlack Hilby & King Day. we oeber,aquasbitrigbtnow,andlet's have ro be a whole family. Don't work it ou&; and ifl ever said or did you ,ee. "they" lite ro see us at anything to anyone to hurt "your each odlcr's duoM. and uncqa- feelings" forgive me! To the Editor: Now, normally I really enjoy reading the Ranger. You have two outstanding newt writers In Latesha Jude and Erica Sanchez. The colum• nlsts Terri Lyn Fortney (Laissez-faire) and Gaba Kluka (Gabe's Gab) are always enjoyable and genuinely funny. But it was great dismay that I read another of the weakly columns In the January 30, 1992 iuua. It was the Head to Head article purporting to be a review of the Sax Pistols' record, bV "writers• Andy Patch and Sam Manchester. First, the factual errors: 1. • ... grinding vocals of Sid Vicious.• Sid Vicious was the bass player, not the singer. 2. • ... Vtcious' vocals ... • (Ibid .) 3. And in th• second half of the review : •vocalist Sid Vicious ... • ( lbkl.) 4. • ... drummer Johnny Rotten ... • Johnny Rotten waa the singer, not the drummer. 5. • •.. the Sex Pistols originated a guitar-heavy, In• your.face style: Rock bands had been utilizing this style al least a decade before. 6. • •.. aH but drummer Johnny Rotten died within a four y..- span .. : Sid Vicious, the bass player, died at age 21. The other members of the band are alive and well. Drummer Paul Cook and guitarist Steve Jonas have played In a variety of bands since the breakup of the Pistols. Singer Johnny Rotten went on to lead Public Image, Ud. And then there is their pretentious, selfcongratulato, y rhetoric to contend with. I quote, "Since Andy cfld such an excellent job explai~ Ing ... •, and we "We will finally present our review of Nirvana's Nevermind ... which was left out due to 'Wliat 's your pro6Cem? Write a Letter to the Editor University m Wisconsin .. Parkside THE R1tNGER NEws - Member of the Associated Collegiate Press · IIIIOWDldRold. lladDOO.Kanoltll.Wl53M1-3JOO , Yladll(414)115,2217 ..... (414)-- the computeMelatad Ineptitude of AMt.• DUH II I would humbly suggest that 1hllr Ineptitude runs much deeper than 00fflpUlera, these guys really in college? They are Ike the Ari Lenny and Squiggy of the Ranger. May I to the editor to exercise his power anded:::: two from future Issues. Falling that, I would suggest a change tn the name of their column •Head to Head: Perhaps more on point wou~ be, •Dunderhead to Dunderhead.• To the Editor, I must offer my gratitude to the Ranger-1 fine record reviewers for their excellent review of the Sex Pistols' "Nevermind the Bullocks: r1 gl'llt that someone has finally broken that sly rule about only reviewing material which ii CUff'9"t Ind relevant. It's hard to believe that It was oni, sixteen short years ago (when this y..,, fresh. men ware two) that this icon of pop culbn WIii born. Yet, looking about the campus, I would never gu ss, baaed on clothing and hairatylea. that Punk rock · in fact a relic: from two decades ago. It gives me a rather reassuring feeing that, at least in some comers of the world. the past Is still very much alive~ even people eixtean yen out of synch with the rest of the world be mnsldered hip. rm greatly looking forward to~ upcoming reviews of the Byrds and Hennm's Hermits, and hopefully, Sonny and Cher. LNDunnlng ... ~ Editorial! Op_in_i_o_n ....;..-=THa==RANG=u:.:.:.N=-KWS,=Pag~e:.:.:ll Duke vs the Constitution: The lesser of two evils ~ The most forgettable decade being married, access to a soun:e of substantial funding, P01ili<:al1y acceplllble ideology (Republican or Democrat), and 1alely, III look good. Guess whodoes rneetallofthe constitutional requirements, and a majority of the infonnaI social pre.- requisites. That'srightpeople,your friend and mine, David R. Duke. David Duke is being denied a basicconstitulionalrighL Remember our Constitution? It is the singular cause of envy throughout the world. ThisConstitution,thiscounby and the people in it, are unique inpolitical and social history. We havea wriuensetofruIes IIIfoUow that guarantee certain freedoms. Being a candidate for public office is one of those basic freedomsindividuals possess in thiscounby. Our constitution clearly states this! Yet, David Duke is being denied this freedom. . Personally, I find it ludicrous to believe this mlBlwould be nominated by the Republican Party. I find it even more paeposleiUUs to envision his election. Idonot have III agree with another penon's views, Idobelieve they possess the right to express them. David Duke has the constitulional right IIIhave his name placed on the primary ballots, period. What is the lesser of two evils in this case? Is it by prevenling David Duke from further polilical consideration, or is it by grossly violaDng the basic framewotk of our constilUtion? Que,do"oftM Week:1.tuIago Is 7 Lost week',_r: The Apocrypita are IUlpUb/lshedbooks of the Bible. (iNenllillg reodillg) Nid Walls of P""'Ed wasfirlt to GfISWer quesdort. by Bill Homer was wooden 10 we had to be careful not tosiep ina puddle1esl our soles would rot before our eyes. But that didn't matter because we kded really "foxy" in themanyway. Wbenwe_'t Yao IIIUSl be a "natural born" -u.gthesboes wewererolJer- .~ ciIizeD, you must be at IeIlt 35 yea of age, you must IIIVC1Ived inthe Uniled States for dID ... 14 yean. These are the ((II'Ii,.mal requirements to be a crUd"" for president of the \1IIIIId s.s. Past history has ...... kalso helps if you are wba.vp.saxon male, you par- ~ ill • KCeJllCd religion, (PliI1l r .) dial you have some \JPOofpellUDaIl political expetilIl: e(llli1i/lry aervice is helpful), ~Toskip or not to skip little gem on an I1IISUSpeCtinpgrofessorl'msurethatheorshewould either laugh, or hand you an IJIJdI drop slip. Most of the time people miss class forreally validreasons.lfyou have a heavy gameofcricketgoing on in the Union, I'm sure thatmissing class seems like the logical thing to do. By the same token, ifa professor's voice reminds you of nails being dragged across a chalkboard, IBI occasional vacation from the torture is _red. Ow reasons are as varied as our lives. but there isone that all students have in ccmmon,lack of sleep. How many times have you missed class because you simply felt 1ike sleeping in? Ihave used this reason on more thIBI one occasioo, and Ihave orten wondered why Isbou1dn't stay up to watebLeuerman. Realizing that there are really very fewjustiflllble reasons for missing class is adifficult thing IIIdo, but thenagain, half of the fun of skipping c1ass isjustifying the reason to yourself. knack for iL The Sheer enjoyment of being able III say, MAb,the heU with classes today, Ithink I'U Slay homeandWllll:hOprah,"isaluxury that most students should occasionally take advantage of. However, this luxury is like any other in that you can pay a high price ifyou do DOl choose your day lD skip well, I'm sure some of you have gone IIIclass the day aftetyou have skipped,andrealized, withconsidtnlblehorror, thatthe gradingcurve on the board is for something you forgot. While we can all agree dial taking off of class onceina while is kind of a nice benefit, our excuses for skipping class cover a broad specnum that runs from oulriglJt laziness to tragedy. Since this column is supposed to be fWltly, I won't cover tragedy, except fc. this little piece of advice. Ac<:idently sucking your pet canary up with a vacuum cleaner is not tragic enough 10 warrant skipping class. Howevec, if you were to use this 1belDpicofskipping isasticky aae.NatClll1y doyou run the risk of IeaiIII til the wrong side of your [ pn I IS, but you also are wastiDa )'tIIr money. Besides that, if I Ibified it too much Iwould get P'!'Dded with letters to the editor dIat woald c1aim that Iam eocourllilastadeots toaetirresponsibly. I'm SIn a quick trip 10 the Union will ctemonstlllte IIImy detractors dIat stadeots need no encourage- _ from anyone to execute the big blow 01'1. Thefineartofs1dppingc1asses 1IIs paobebly been around since AIICiaIt Greece. Students have a Drinking + Driving -- MURDER D~n' drink and drive· designate a driver a~d save a 1Ue. --J!!"!l6,1992 Editorial / Opinion J)uke vs the Constitution: The lesser of two evils being married. 8Ctes.1 to a source of substantial fundin g, politicaJly acceptable ideology (Republican or Dcmocral), and lately, lo loot by Bill Homer You mmt be a "'natural born .. American cimen, you must be at lcaSt 35 years of age, you must bffe li¥ed in &he Uni ted States for die plll 14 years. These the cc,astilutimll tequirem en 10 bea candidate for pres ident of the UailDd SllleS. Put . bas lboMl Iba& it also helps if yo are wlill~on male, you parliciplllld in III acce pted religion, (PJW} dlll you ha me typeof'pamneot political expcrielce( milifay service · helpful), Gabe's Gab good. Guess who does meet all of the constimtional requiremen ts, and a majority of the informal social prerequisir. es. 'lbat' sright peopJe, your friend and mine, David R. Dute. David Duke is being denied a basic constitutionalrighL Remembrz our Constitution? It is the singular cause of envy throughout the world Thiseomtillltion. dus counb: y and the people in it, are unique in poliucal and social history. We have a written set of rules to follow that guarantee certain meooms. Being a candidate for public office is one of those tmicfreedoms individuals~ in this country. Our COMtilutioncJ lystatesth.is! Yet, David Duke is being denied this To skip or not to ski p by Gabe Kluka 'JbelDpicof skipping is a sticky ODe.NotonJydoyounm tbe · of aeaiDg an the wrong side, of your ll'Cli:aais, but you also arc wa.uiug :,om ID0Qey. Besid dw. if I Plri6ed ii 100 much I would get PDmeled with leuers lO tbeediult Iba& would claim that I am cocourlliaglbldencs to act irresponsibly. I'm lll'e a quick ttip ro the Union will demonslrate lO my detractm lllaa llDdencs need no encouragemeat from anyone to execute tbe biablowoff. 'lbcfineanof skippingclasses bas Jmbably been around since Ancient Greece. Studenu have a knack for iL The sheer enjoyment of being ab e to say, 44Ah, the hell with classes today, I lhink I'll sray home and wat.cb Oprah," isaluxwy that most studenlS should occa- · onany take advantage of. However, this luxury is like any other in that you can pay a high price if you do not choose your day to skip well. I'm swe some of you have gone to class tbeday after you have skipped. and reamed, with considenbleborror, tbatthcgradingcurve on the board is for somedling you forgot. While we can all agree that taking off of cws once in a while is kind of a nice benefit. our excuses for skipping class cover a broad specbUm that runs from outright laziness to ttagedy. Since this column is supposed to be fwmy, I won't cover tragedy, except for thi s liule piece of advice. Accidenlly sucking your pet canary up with a vacuum cleaner is not tragic enough to warrant skipping class. However, if you were to use Ibis freedom. . Personally, I find it ludicrous tobelievedusmanwoutdbenonliDaled by the Republican Party. I fmd it even more preposterous to envision his election. I do not have to agree with another person's views, I do believe they possess the right to expn:ss them. David Dute has the constitutional right to have his name placed on the primary ballots, period. What is the lesser of two evils in d1is case? Is it by preventing David Duke from funher political consideration, or is it by grosdy violating the basic framewOlk of our constitution? Question of the Week: Lam,go is? Last week's OIUWtr: TM Apocrypha art unp,u,lislted books of the Bibk. (interesting reading) Nick Walls of Phy-Ed wa.s first to answer questio11. little gem on an unsuspecting professor I'm sure thathe orshe would either Jaugh, or band you an w.Jd/ drop slip. Most of the time people miss class f orreally valid reasons. H you have a heavy gameof aicketgoing on in the Un.ion. I'm sure tbatmissing chm seems like the logical thing 10 do. By the same token, if a professor's voice reminds you of nails being dragged across a challcboard, an occasional vacation from the torture is warranf.cd. Our reasons arc as varied as our lives, but there is one that all students have in common, lack of sleep. How many times have you missed class because you simply felt like sleeping in? I have used thisl'C'AISOllon more than ooeOCCMion, and I have often wondered why I sbou1dn 't stay up to watch Leuennan.Realizing that there are really very few justifiable reasons for missing class is a difficult thing todo, but then again, half of the fun of skippirlg class is jmtifying the reason to yOU1'9Clf. Drinking + Driving -- Tes RAHGa Nsws, Page 11 Laissez Faire The most forgettable decade by Teni Lya Fortney Collllllllist Lastweetlreminisced with John Records Landecter, the former WLS AM radio disc ~keyof rheseveoties,filfuJg in for Jonathon Bnmdmcicr of rhe LOOP. At first I 1hougbt, Oh ~ how cheesy but then I remembcRd my life in the seventies. Being born in 1968 made mo primed and Rady for the goofiest decade to date. · lfleverme~ I'll sit aheni down on my bee 8lid tell them of a much simpa : tirno-wbeo~droveJ)ia gas guzzling can until Ibey realiJed lbeie was no gas left. I"d tell diem of widecollan aad bell bouom panu diat l picbd out. aotmy mom. was wooden 10 we had to be careful not 10 step in a puddle lest our soles would rot before cu eyes. But that didn't matter because we~ really "foxy" in them anyway. When we weren't wearingtbesbocs we wererollcr- We were· roller-skating to •oisco Duck." Disco Sucksl And dlen dleyd freak oat lbdngto"Dia:oDuct•orlripmdgotoatcepfrom lbeerbalo- ping over die ocbe&' people ct. dam. but rd bep 1altiag 111J- in& lbeapecial aiolble. way 1114 daia ii bow 1ho tale 1'bln wae.,omo bligbtex. would go: . • • ceptions in dlOle limes. Who , .k WIS the wont of times. cm forget thc woaderfal f>ilco andUWMdae wontof limM. A Demolidod ill Q>nriskey Pait? ttansisUlrJldio•bymyl>cdas 11tat DIii)' Steve Dahl, the DJ I Jisteoed to Sbaan Cassidy, die blew vp a1l dJOSe aifty disco pearly-while teechcd and tbirt- n:cords. CXJieed dial doliJbtful . ; opea-11>-his ~ boy. pbrase, '1>ilco ~.. That He had - lllhsilsabJe bdnas back SIIClajoyoua memofeadMnd lllir. lOeve,y ~ IDd riec. pl wmt OUl and got dlei' Jona Yeia.m:, grandchifdml. it.ii . b8ngs from die swiea cut off lnledlataliclisdidvisiUfleearth andtbeJl'lffllincwwauwoopcd ia UFO's dllriDg 1hc ,o~ acroa lhearfori!beads. . bat they eoot one look • ca Meninwbiaosumandblact ~lodaes 111d the music ao wbicb shirts adomecl with gold cbaias weJis&enedanddecidedtocoaao went out to discos and if Ibey blCt Jal«. _,., J1i:ky lbty'd gettbc floor Today, ldliakofdleJ)alCll ; io-dien:ilclvesaslheypoinrediD . wliowatidilllodloclrqsloreia · the «llld lhc women twirled •tbe sevauies and yelled, '"Give . aoa twirled around them. me some~!" and wbis- 1'.>oll't rel anyone but I sdll pad, '"andapactof condoml". · lib lbil one aoog, '"Tum thc In die nineties, u•s •'Give me_. Beat Aromid" by Vicki Sue pick of cendoms!Ht" and a R~ that's just bo- barely hoard •and some tween you ind me. ciprrettes" that prevails aoday. lt WU also die decade of Thank God thac the times 1hcy Really Bad Shoes. E~ bavea-c~ MURDER Don't drink and drive - designate a driver and save a llfe. .· .~--- ------==----L . Head to"Head - Felxuary .6, 1992 TD RANGa NEWS, Page 12 Nirvana's Nevermind shows intelligence and versatility By Sam MaDdMster " ADdy Patcb Columnists Before beginning IIUs wed! s review,! (Andy) would like tarecogni~ lhal in last week's column, I erroneously repoNed lhal Sid Vicious performed the leading vocals on lhe Sa Pistols album, "NtIl'erMind lhe Bol/ocks Here's the Sex Pistols" In aclJlQ/jly, il was Johnny Rotten (currenlly Johnny Lydon of PiL) who sang leads on at least the majority of lhe album. To lhe SaPislots (or/heir memory) aM their many fans, I apologize. Also, I would like 10 sincerely IIuW: lhe gentleman lhal Sloppedby lheRanger News office on Tlursday 10poinl olll my error. Now, on wilh /he feslivities ..• This week, Sam and Andy will be reviewing the Ialest effort from Nirvana. "Nevennind, "rete-dby Geffen records. This was Sani's pick so he'D go fust. .. Each year it seems that a new band emerges from the ever-growingpileofobscureaJtemalivebands to shock the modem pop cultore world with a lOI81lyoriginal SOUDd. In 199 1 that band was NirvaDa and their garage·inspired, grunge· heavy sound gave the music industry sometbing it sorely needed. .. a kick in the assl Led by voca1islIguitarist Kurt ColJain, N"1lVIIIIIlblends a suange mixture of pnnk, soul, and rock'n'roD IIIacbieve a powerful, mosb-crazyeffccL Withsongslike "SmeIlsLikeTeenSpirit, ""Breed," and"TerriIlJria1 Pissings." Ibis seattIe- bBsed group is sure III send the Iistiener inIo fiaIzies of excitement, ~ and sontetimes c:oafusioII. Don't get the wrong idea, lbougb, NirvIm is more than c:apIIbleofbeing beautiful andbar- IIIODic: in their own IICbizoIIbrenic way. "Lithium," "PoDy," and the especially barnaic MSometbing In the Way" are jllA!llpOSel1mastafuIlywith theirbeavierc:oun1erpens. LyricaUy,Cobsinfloatsfrom criticism of teenage apathy ("SmeIlsLikeTeenSpiritjllldrusinducedpsychosis(" Lithiumj,and allthewhilespoutingpmonalphi- Josopbiesaboutlife,love,andfiow. ers("InBloomj. Oneibreadcommon in the majority of these songs, though, is Cobain' s use of the gun (a phallic symbol in Freudian mythology). The best example of Ibis penisfascinationison"SmeUsLike Teen Spirit" • "Load up all guns, bring your friends. .." (Any Freudian scholars who disagree with my analysisfeelfreetosendyourcomplaints to The Ranger News office, care of Sam Manchester). The real genius of Nirvana is by far the original·yet·basic musical stylecreated by Ibis three·piece monster. Drummer David Grobl provides a solid, funkyrbylhm that sets the tone formostofthe beavier soRgs while successfully subduing himself on the slower ones. Bass· ist Chris Novoselic plays perhaps the loudest bess guilarin the indus· try, utilizing simplicity III elicit a more powerful, driving effect. Guitarist Cobain wields a mean, dislOrlion-heavy axe whicb, at limes, seems todrlft into a frenzied mess of gronge and feedback. Just when you have bad enough, he throws out a clean, barmonic melody that sets your mind bact into a numbing phase of either meditation or recuperatiOll (either one is well·receivedafter "TerrillJo rial Pissingsj. Despite the fact that there is 1ittle producIiOll OIl "Nevermind," Ibis album comes across as a tight, unified effort that is sure to blow any known speaker. InconcJusion,asCobllinS1llleS, "One IIlOR: special message to go, asdefensel'mneuteredandspayed, what the heD am I tIyiDg IIIsay." I have DO idea; maybe Andy does. Grade: A. 'WeD,itseemstbatonceagain, sam and Iare in agreement (Ibis is really starting to worry me). N"ItVlIIa'S"Nevermind"easi!yCOD' lltitutesthebestangst-rockthatl've beardinalong, long time- possibly even the best since those almighty deities of the musicofraae. the Sex Pislllls (fitting that this review sbould follow "Never Mind the BoDocks ...j. It is my finn belief, Sam: GradeA "What the hell am I trying to say. I have no idea; maybe Andy does," in fact, that NirvaDa is the perfect '9O'sCOUD/Clpllft IIIMr. Vicious &: Co. Being that Ibis is a review of N"uvana and not a retrospective complrison, however, Isuppose I should get on with it... The two things that strike me most about NirvaDa wouId have III be their intelligence and their versatility. It is the combinalion of these two elements that makes the album such a slWUling success. Unlike so many other bard or grongerockgroups(thebandmemhers insist that they are not heavy metalmusicians),Nirvanaabounds with III intelligence and knowl· edge that permeates their work without confusing and disorienting the listener Dr delracting from their mosh·iDducing, head·banging sound. As Sam so emphaticaDy pointed out, Mr. Cobain and friends have at least a worldng knowledge of Freudian psychol· ogy, although Idon't necessarily think the repeated phallic symbol use represents CoblIin's fascination with penii (penises?), so mucb as the fact that Kurt may be trying to bring some otherpoint to light in his work (regardless, Ibis is not merely another case of Sam's neurolic ramblings). Further,lbe Seattle- area lrio have a firm grasp of wbat'sgoingonintheworld8lDUlld them on a very personal level, and know how to deal with it - somethingmostpopuIarmusicianscan'\ lay claim to today. Wilbout doubt in any event, the group is a great deal more cerebral dum sucb brain· trust pop idols as Paula Abdul, Slaughter, or Extreme, and is due respect accordingly. Versatility is Nirvana's other . great strong poinL Varying bolh musically and lyrically, the band movesfromdrug·inducedpsytbo. sis (''Lithiumj III rage over Ihe apatbyofAmericanyoutb("SmeIJs Like Teen Spirit" • kind of ironic that the very song that bcnJes kids more than any other song to bsvc made it IIIthe top 100just Iiappms to be the most popuJar ~ in Ihe nation) to contemplative gloom ("Something In the Wayj. Regarding subject 1IIattCr, the gcnlJe. men are faultless· bow lIIIIIybard rock bands can you name Ibst perform a song against sexism ("Ter· ritoria1 Pissings" • the geIR IS • whole isn't elUlCtly 1mowII (or its sensitivity)? TheyareablelDcover sucb topics as rape, mMeriaIism, and plasticity without diSlPciD& the listener· rather, dnIwiDg bimI her in, forcing them inID singins along and bouncing (or b8n8iD&l their heads to the music. lnaWCld, the songs on "Nevennind" ale illfeclious. Thougb they may DOt be Ihe greateSt live band III bave ever graced the Earth (as ~ wIIo wilDeSSed their SNL perfClllllllll:O can attest to), Nirvana is delinitdY one of the premier swdioperform- . en around llJday. To putitmildlJ, this album kicks some ~ JlOODIlIIg (and I'llleave itup 1lI)'011 to figure out bow tbIIt IeIIleDCO originally read!). Grade: A. NtIZt Week: Got a1vuIC1rwe' /I be back on /he disagreeNIIII1QCk, as we review EcluJ " ,'" Bunnymen's latest re/east!, ·R,- verberations," Untill1tell, keeP yow feet on lhe grow, keep JOIl1 head in lhe air, and keep reac/rilll for the • er...have a great WIlek. Andy: Grade A "This album kicks some major potntang." - February 6, 1992 Tus RANGa NEWS, Page 12 Head to Head Nirvana's Nevermind shows intelligence and versatility By Sam Manchester &Andy Patch Columnists Before beginning this weeK s review, I (Andy) would Uu to recognize thal in last week's column, I e"oneously reported thal Sid Vicious perjor~d the leading vocals on the Sex Pistols album, "Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sa Pistols." In actuality, it was Johnny Rotten (cu"ently Johnny L-ydon of PiL) who sang leads on at least the majority of the album. To tM Sa Pistols ( or their ~m1Jry) and their many fans, I apologize. Also, I would like to sincerely thank the gentleman thal stopped by the Ranger News office on Thursday to point out my e"or. Now, on with the/tstiviliu ..• 'lbiswedt, Sam and Andy will be reviewing the lat.est effort from N"uvana. "Nevmnind. "relea,edby Geffen records. This was Sam's pick so he'll go firsL .. Each ym it seems that a new band emerges from the ever-growingpile~ obscureallematiwbanm to shock the modem pop culture world with a totally original sound. In 1991 that band wm Nirvana and their garage-inspired, grungeheavy sound gave the music indm· Uy something it saely needed. .. a kick in the ass! Led by vocalist/guilarist Kmt Cobain, N'll'Vmlll blends a sttange mixture of punk, soul, and roct'n'roll to achieve a powerful. mosh-aazyeffect. Widlsongslite "'Smells Like Teen Spiril. ""Breed, .. and "'Territorial Pissings. .. this Sellde- bucd group is sure ID send the listenel ido m:nzicsof excitement, enjoyment. and onetimel c:oafusim. Dan"t get the wrong idea, lhougb. N'nana is more than capable of being beautiful and harmonic in dleir own IICbizopbrmic way. "Lithium: "1>olly: and Ibo especially harmonic "'Something In die Wr/" arc jumposed masterfully wi1b lheir beaviercomnerparts. Lyrically,CobainOoaufrom criticism of teenage apathy ("SmellsLikeTeenSpiritjlDdruginducedpsycbosis(" Lithiumj,and all the while spouting personal philosopbiesaboutlife, love,andffowers(" InBloomj. Onetbreadcommon in 1be majority of dlcse songs, though, is Cobain's use of 1be gun (a phallic symbol in Freudian mythology). The best example of this penisfascinationison "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - "Load up all guns, bring your friends. •• " (Any Freud• ian scholars who disagree with my analysis feel free to send your complaints to The Ranger News office, cue of Sam Manchester). The real genius of Nirvana is by far the original-yet-basic musical stylecrealed by this three-piece mons1er. Drumm« David Grobl provides a solid. flmkyrhytbm that sets the tone for most of the heavier songs while succesd'ully subduing himself on the slower ones. Bassist Chris Novoselic plays pahaps the loudest bas., guitar in the industty, utilizing simplicity to elicit a more powerful, driving effect. Guitarist Cobain wields a mean, distortion-heavy axe which, at limes, seems to drift into a frenzied mess of grunge and feedback. Just when you have bad enou~ be throws out a clean, harmonic melody that sets your mind back into a numbing phase of either meditation or recuperation (either one is well-receivedaftt.t "'Territorial Pwings"). Despite the fact tbat tbt.re is liU1e productioo oo "Nevermind." this album comes across as a tight, unified effort that is sure to blow any known speaker. Inoonclusion.mCominstates. "One more special message ID go, a.,defemel'm neuraedandspayed, what the bell am I trying to say." I have no idea; maybe ADIJy does. Grade: A. Well, itseemsthatonceagain, Sam and I are in agreement (this is really starting to worry me}. N'lrVlll&'s .. Nevcnnind" easily con. slitutes 1be best angst-rock that I've beard in along, longtime-poaibly even the best since those almighty deities« the music of rage. the Sex Pistols (fitting that this review should follow "Never Mind the Bollocks .•• "). It is my finn belief, Sam: GradeA "What the hell am I trying to say. I have no idea; maybe Ana,does." in fact. that Nirvana is 1be perfect "90'scountapart10Mr. Viciomcl Co. Being that Ibis is a review of N'uvana and not a reaospective comparison. however, I suppose I should get on with iL .. 1be two things that strike me most about Nirvana would haw to be their intelligence and their versatility. It is the combination of these two elements that maes the album such a stunning success. Unlike so many other hard or gnmgeroctgroups(thebandmembm imist that they are not heavy melalmusicians},Nirvanaabounds with at intdligence and knowledge that permeates their wort without c:onfusing and disorienting the listener or detracting from their mosb-inducing, head-bangiog 90Ulld. As Sam so emphatically pointed out. Mr. Cobain and friends have at least a working knowledge of Freudian psychology, although I don't necessarily think the repealed phallic symbol use represents Cobain's fascination with penii (penises?), so much as the fact tbat Kun may be ttying to bring some other point to light in his work (regardless, this is not merely another cue of Sam's neurotic ramblings). Further, lhe Seattle- area lrio have a firm grasp of whal'sgoingonintbewmldaround them on a very personal level, and know bow to deal wilb it - something most popular musicians can't lay claim to today. Without doubt in any event. the group is a great deal more cerebral than such brain. trust pop idols as Paula Abdul, Slaughter, or Extreme, and is due respect accordingly. Versatility is Nirvana's other . great strong point. Varying both musically and lyrically. the band moves from drug-induced JJS)'Chosis ("Lithium") to rage over the apathy of American youtb("Smells Like Teen Spirit" • kind of ironic that tbe very song th8l beralieS kids more than any other song to have made it to the top 100 just liappeas to be the most popular tune in the nation} to contemplaliw gloom ("Somelhing In the Wayj. Regarding subject mauer, the geodemen are faultless - bow many bani rock bands can you name lbat perfonn a song against sexism ("Territorial Pissings" - the gem as a whole isn't exactly known for ill sensitivity)? TheyareabJeU>c:over such topics as rape, ma&erialism, and plasticity without diSIIDcina the listener• rather, drawing him/ her in, forcing them inlO singing along and bouncing (<J: blngina) their beam to the music. In awud. the songs on ''Nevermind" are infectious. Though they may not be die greaacst live band to bal'C ever graced the Earth (as anyone who witnessed their SNL performance can attest to}, Nirvana is definildY one of the premier Sbldiopctfcrm· ers around today. To put itmildlJ, this album kicks some ~ poontmg (and I'll leave ilupto)'OI to figure out bow Iba& ICIDlellCO originally read!). Grade: A. Nat Week: Got a luutcll w,' II be bade on the disagree,,.,,,, tratk. as we review Ecllo • tit, B,wiymen' s lalest rrletut, •Re• verberadons." Until tltt11, lr«P your feet on the grow, lr«p'J0"1 head in the air, and keep reodrial for the - er ... have a greal week. Andy: Grade A "This album kicks some major poentang." . _. Feature TIm RANG .. NEWS, Page 13 The Parkside Volunteer Program's Volunteer of the Week AAiDla'estinleaming more IIIoIt the Hispanic culture 1llJlIIbtJolm Hawk to the PaJk· IilIe VoIlIIIIM Program Office. 0D1Y in bis 2nd semester of 5pIiIh. Jolm chose to volun- ... III outreach worlrer for lbeRIl:iDe SpIIIish Center two dayS • week where he answers lbe~helpspeoplecom- J1I*fonDs,llBDSports people to doCIliIS, \IJlOI'S a 51b grader wilb _1IId does anything else he 'II.IID do. Alicia TaogwIlll. Outreach CocIdIDabfortheRacineSpan- I*Cculateported, "Johnisvery JIIIlO"""*- 1depend on him a lot. HeisveryeageclDleamnew things." A sophomore, John has not decided on a major but knows bis future will have something to do with Hispanic people. "I like everything about the Spanish culture. It's great being around the people," stated John. Hehasvolunteeced90hours in the last two months and plans to continue for the remainder of this semester. Are you interested in being a volunteer? ContaetthetheUWParkside Volunteer Program at 595-2011. JobDHawk UW-Parkside'svery own Love Carefully Day VaIIIIItiDe'. Day is applO ....h. ill .. -. Sevetll1 campus IftlIIII, lpc""ling tbe Women's e-, s.o.c.. tbe Peec Health J!lh •• ..... StudentHealIb Ser- aw111101d Ibe SClXliId annual 1.olec.ruI1y Day. 1111JI'OIIIOliaa 011 Thursday, Fell'uary 13 will include the following items in Main Place: - Free Valentine cards o A ''Sttaight From The Heart" heart-shaped sign IDwrite lhoughlS and ideas on abstinence, safe sex, sexually transmitted diseases, etc, o Condom novelty items for you or your sweetheart, including our popular Valentine's Day heart shapedbaIIoons ....• Drawing for a gift certificate for -=================~ two at local restauranlS • Number of condoms in jar con· tesI, winner will receive the jar of condoms. See you thecel NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BOWLING LANE MAINTENANCE WORKER . Penon to assist lane maintenance contractor and union building s~ces s~ ~ upkeep and repair of union bowling lanes. Knowledge and/or expenence WI. ite pinsetting equipment and lane upkeep desired but not an absolute prerequisi . LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS . . . . aintenance of electromc lighting Involves set-up/tear down ~perauo~l: e and/or prior experience required Somaend sound equipment. Opera~gedkn°M t:e able to work evenings and weekends. specific training will be provid . us STUDENT MANAGER Mustbe 21 or older and carry a 2.5 or better GPA. Responsible ~or evening.and week- _.a buildin' ti and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, c-a.sh receipt ghaonpdelrinag oannd student payroll audit. Also, must be able to work with others WI and be available to work both evenings and weekends. Applications available In Union 209 South African women's dance troupe to perform at the UW-Parkside theater ShiIdsha, a dance uoupe of the show is $8. three wcmen from Durban, Soulb Wearing colorful beaded cos'. Africa, will perform traditional tomes and drumming the vibrant ZuIudanc:es,chanlSanddrummings r1tylhms which gave birIh IDjazz plus exhilarating SlReI dances set and the blues, Shikisha's program to Township music at Parltside on reflects the ceremonies and daily February 9. events of tribal life including birth, The 7 p.m. performance, part warandmaniage. Musicanddance of Ibe 1991-92 Accent on Bnrich- of the Shangaan, Sotho, and Xhosa ment Series, will be held in the cullUreS will be performed. Communication ArIS Theater, 10- For more information or to eated at the south end of the main purchasetickets,calltheUW-Plulc· campus complex. Admission to sideInformationDeskat59S-2345. All Pro Student Painters 1-800-2MANAGE NEW OPPORTUNITY Earn $5,000 - $10,000 this summer painting homes in your home town. Final hiring for these positions: 1. Strictly management 2. Painting and management 3. Painting only Two smart ways to pay for college. The Army Reserve has two smart ways to pay for college expenses. First, you may be eligible for the Montgomery GI BU!which could provide you with up to $5,040 for college or approved Vo(fech training. Second, if you have-or obtain-a qualified student loan, and it's not in default, you could get it paid off at the rate of 15% per year or $500, whichever is greater-up to a maximum of $10,000. This money could be yours for serving in a nearby Army Reserve unit. Following Basic 'Iraining and an Army skill training school, you'll usually serve one weekend a month plus two weeks Annual Training. And you'll earn over $80 per weekend to start. Think smart. Think about all the Army Reserve has to offer you if you are trying to pay for college. Give us a call: BEALL 10UCAM BE~ ARMY RESERVE 1992 The Parkside Volunteer Program's Volunteer of the Week 1,alma'CStinleaming more abCJll die Hispanic cultUie IIIJllblJobn Hawk to lhc PadcillD Vc,lanlct.r Program Office. Only in his 2nd sem rer of Spalilb. John c to volwi- • • • outreach worker for dleltacine Spanish Cen two dlyS a wet.k where he answers -~belpspeop!ecomplelef'clm. uanspo1ru people to doclDl'I, IUIOl"S a 5th grader with 1D11111nd does anything h ilalbclll>do. Tanguma, Outreach Qudllllafortbe . Spant• Cal,m:poned. .. Jo i very ~ I depend on him lot. He· vezyeagerto learn new things." A sophomore, John has not decided on a majcx' but knows his future will have something to do with Hispanic people. "I like everything about the Spanish culture. It's great being around lhe people," stated John. He bas volunteered 90hours in the last two mooths and plans to continue for the remainder of this semeste.r. Are you interested in being a volunteer? Con1aetthetheUWParkside Volunteer Program at 595-2011. JobnHawk UW-Parkside's very own Love Carefully Day February 13 will include the fol• owing items in Main Place: • Free Valentine cards your sweetheart, including our popular Valentine's Day heart shaped balloons TD RANGD NIWI, Page 13 South African women's dance troupe to perform at the UW-Parkside theater Shitisba. a dance troupe of the show is $8. 1hree women from Dmban, South Wearing colorful beaded COS• Africa. will perform traditional tomes and drumming the vibrant 7.uludances,chantsanddrummings mythms which gave birth to jazz plus exhilarating street dances set and the blues, Shikisha's program IO Township music at Parkside on reflects the ceremonies and daily Fetwary 9. events of tribal life including binh, The 7 p.m. performance, part warandmarriage. Musicanddance of the 1991-92 Accent on Enrich- oftheShangaan,Sotho,andXhosa ment Series, will be held in the cultures will be perfonned. Communication Arts Theater, lo- For more infonnation or to cated at the south end of the main purchasetickets.calltheUW-Parlccampus complex. Admission IO sidelnfmnationDeskat595-2345. NEW. OPPORTU.NITY Earn $5,000 • $10,000 this summer painting homes in your home town. Final hiring for these positions: 1. Strictly management 2. Painting and management 3. Painting only All Pro Student Painters 1-800-2MANAGE Valellile'1 Day is 1DDroachilg GICO apiD. Seven! campus gap1. indlCting 1be Women• Qar, S.O.C., 1be Peer Health Me ••t...SStudentHealth Ser a wil IIIOld lbe aecond annual I.OIICaefallyDay. • A "Straight From The Hean" heart-shaped sign to write thoughts and idea.! on abstinence, safe sex, • Drawing for a gift certificate for,-------------------two &1 local restaurants 'lllpamalioaoo1b xually cransmitted diseases, elC. , - Condom novelty items for you or -Number of condoms in jar contest. winner will receive lhc jar of condoms. See you there! NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION STUDENT MANAGER . Must be 21 or older and cmy a 2.5 or better GPA. Responsible for everung_and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of spec1~ events, cub receipt handling and student payroll audit. Also, must be able to work with others and be available to work both evenings and weekends. BOWLING LANE MAINTENANCE WORKER . Przson to assist lane maintenance contractor and union building s~ces s~ ~ upkeep and tepair of union bowling lanes. Knowledge and/or expenence W1. • pinsctting equipment and lane upkeep desired but not an absolute prereqwsite. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS . . . • · ~ nance of electromc lightmg Involves se!-up/tear down ~pe:~:1: a:d/or prior experience required Some~: :J:.;::U ~::red. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. Appllcatlons available In Union 209 Two smart ways to pay for college. The Army Reserve has two smart ways to pay for college expenses. First, you may be eligible for the Montgomery GI Bill which could provide you with up to $5,040 for college or approved Vo/1ech training. Second, if you have-or obtain-a qualified student loan, and it's not in default, you could get it paid off at the rate of 15% per year or $500, whichever is greater-up to a maximum of $10,000. This money could be yours for serving in a nearby Army Reserve unit. Following Basic Train-ing and an Army skill training school, you'll usually serve one weekend a month plus two weeks Annual Training. And you'll earn over $80 per week.end to start. Think smart. Think about all the Army Reserve has to offer you if you are trying to pay for college. Give us a call: •ALL10UCAN•. ARMY RESERVE .... Counselor's Corner r-----------------~'-I9-9l- Confidential 1 IIf you run into a personal problem or concern which is ICIing 88 I Iroadblock to your academic and personal success, lake a miDuteto': I Ifor some advice! I I I I I I I I I I I I. III III I I I I I Lime green: the new color for spring! Coun I I It'scar.miDgllll, albeit slowly. Found four pieces of mail in the CONFlDENI1AL box in our offICe Ibis week. BobwrolCandaaid "1benl'sa girl I rally Iiko, but alI my friends make fun of ber".~ From what I can make our from Bob's note she may not be as lIIlnIClive as some oIhers. ADyway.Bobsayshelikea !IFa lot, I8Iks to ber 2 or 3 times a week, and Ibey "get aIoag petty good," but Ihat the pressunl he is feeling from his friends is giving him seclllld IboughIs. "These guys me my besl friends and I doD't W8IIt Ibem IIIta1It about me," says Bob. "What do 70lI tbiIIt I sbouId do?" WeD. Bob, I lblnk if I were Rll1 serious about my Idationsbip with her I would do what I couId to get my friends IIIbEt off. If Ibey didlI'l, rhen I'd seriously queslion wbeIher they were really my best friends. You need to decide how much you _ going to tolaale. S0metimes you have to make tough choices: in other words, in the end you may decide to give up your best friends in order to more fuUy enjoy your relaIioasbip with your girlfriend. On the 0IheI hand, Ididn't get a clear sense from RIding your noteasto how SlIOIIgarelalioasbip you and she have. Giving up your best friends for someone is a petty Ierious move, so Iwould do some evalualingof all theserelationships and come to a decision 70lIcan live willi. Another student wrolC that they _ angry they have to lake maIb 015 and 101; doeIn't feel they me!elning Ibings that will be applicable in !heir fuIure. The studentseesmalb as rakingaway from classes they consider imponant. Since I'm no expert llII why maIb is imponant (but Ibelieve it is), I asked maIb insIructor Phil Abramoff to commenL Mr. Abramoff says that "Just because you see no present use for mathematics doosn't mean you never will." He also IIIlIkes a very good obsetvalion when heasts "ReaIis- • Deli tica1Iy, why should knowledge of malbemalicsratelowerlbanknowledge of history, literature, limguages, art, or anything else? Because mathematics is less inreresti_ n.s_,."m.o..r.e difficull, and lime con- " _~"6f, ., AnOIheI point he brings out IS Ihat, whelher you know it or not. maIbemaIics is the basis for many fields of study and that ifyou omitted mathematics from yourcoUege ClllricullDD entirely you may be tIosing doors to your future that you don't even know you're closing. "For the university to let you by with 00 maIbemaIics. all, we would be doing 70lI a ICrrible dis- Ntvice." Mr. Abramoff IIOleS that there an: plenty of resoun:es on campus to help you with msth-your in- SlnICIOr, tutors,clamWcs. He sugges1S that "By taking a more positive approach to matbematics, maybe you will enjoy itmore. Yau will eatainly be more succ:essfuI." 1bal's aU for this wcet. Idid receive two 0IheI CONFIDEN- 1lAL pieces of mail that I'll respond to next lime. By the way, if you don't want to stop by WLLC D-175 to drop off your CONfl- DENTIAL sheet, mail it in. In any case,let me hear from you. ¥Oll CIUI lISe thisform • Gasoline • Groceries • Videos • Cold Beer "Your Parkside Convienent Store" Twoblocks south on 30th Avenue 151530thAvenue Phone 552-8830 III.~ I IIIIIIIIII I Describe your problem or concern here and drop it in the bolt.mll CONFIDENTIAL in the CounseIing and Testing Office, wucl D175. Submissions need not be signed. AleSpoIlSCwill ..... ia'l1ll I Ranger News. J ~-----------------_. Tuesday, February 11, 1992 11am· 2pm In the Union DinIng Room ·e· -------------- ~ 'ie, ~ Ie .. ! milt ~1 nr?>!.l' of ~ ~jtstu's CiLuurtbtdartll tlpd it it" time JJrtltturninJt: Jlrislr mtb OJIftps' fuitlt ~lteb ~imgar ~a:ill ~I!tf mtb ~umpHng!!l J\pplt Clrnnnh Clraltt tJjrtM mtb ~ufur Jubmne fuit~ Clrintumton mtb ~lti!!linl5 Counselor's Corner ~~ ------------------- Lime green: the new color for spring! r Confidential : If you nm into a personal problem or ClODCem which is acting 11 I roadblock co your academic and personal success, take a mmu1c1o_: Coun It• s cau:bing on. albeit slowly. Found four pieces of mail in the CONFIDEN11AL box in our office Ibis week. Bobwroteimdsaid '"'l'bere·•· girl I really like. but all my friends make fun of la ... '" From what I can make out from Bob•s note she may not be as aaractive u some Olhers. Anyway, Bob says he litea her a lot. lalts 10 la 2 m: 3 times a week. and Ibey .. get along preuy 800d." but dial die pressure he is feeling from bis friends is giving himsecondlboughls.'"lbeseguys me my besl friends imd I a•t want them IO talk about me," says Bob. ''Wbll do you dunk I should do?" Well, Bob, I dunk if I were real serious about my relalionship with her I would do wball could 10 get my friends to back off. If Ibey didn't. dJeo rd seriously question 4.ou·s • Gasoline • Groceries • Deli wbedJer they were really my best frienm. You need to decide how much you are going to toletate. Sometimes you have IO make tough choices; in other words. in the end you may decide to give up your best friemh in mfer to more fully enjoy your rdaliomhip with your girlfriend. On the otJa hand. I didn't get a clear sense from n:ading your DOiie as to how suongarelationsbip you aid she have. Giving up your best friends fm someone is a pretty lel"ious move, so I would do some evaluatingofalltheserelationships mid come roadecision you can live with. Anodler student wrote that they are angry they have to take math 015 and 101; doesn't feel theyare learning things that will be applicable in their future. The stu• dentseesmalh a., laking away from classes Ibey consider important. Since rm no expert on why mada is important (bu& I bdieve it is), I asked math inslrucuJr Pbil Abnmoff to comment. Mr. Abramoff says that .. Just because you see no present use for mathematics doesn't mean you never will." He also makes a very good obsrzvadon when heasks "Realis- ---_, n- _, --- - ---i I'- p • Videos • Cold Beer "Your Parkside Convienent Store" Two blocks south on 30th Avenue 1515 30th Avenue Phone 552-8830 tically. why should knowledge of mathematics rate lowe.rthanknowledge of history. literature. languages, art. m anything else? Because mathematics is less interesting. more difficult. and time consuming?" Another point he brings out is that. whether you know it m not. mathematics is lhc bais for many fields of study and that if you omitred mathematics from your college cmiculmn entirely you may be closing doors IO your future that you don't even know you•re closing. "For the university IO let you by with no mathemaacs at all, we would be doing you a ICl'riblc disservice." Mr. Abramoff notes that there are plenty of resources on campu s 10 help you with malh-your inSlrUCtor, tuaors.claamales. Re suggests that "By taking a more posi tive approach IO mathematic s, maybeyouwillenjoyitmore. You will catainly be more successful ." That's all for this week. I did receive two other CONFIDENTIAL pieces of mail lhal ru respond IO next time. By lhc way. if you don't want to stop by WLL C D-175 to drop off your CONFIDENTIAL sheet. mail it in. In any ~. let me hear from you. ¥011 can IISe this/ on,a Ill• ---- .~~· ~ I for some advice! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Describe your problem or coocem here and drop it in the boll. ubdl I CONFIDENTIAL in lhe Counseling and Testing Office. WU.Cl I D175. Submissions need not be signed. A response will appearil'l111 1 Ranger News . J ._ _______ ___ ________ _ 7.:f ... _ 'l9 •J~n.~-.. l8 T ~ ~.e, ~..c;c.u. ~e ••• m1t, ~I rtr~~r a£ ~ ~esfv's <llnurt heclarH t1prl it is,i; time JJr' entu.rninJ:t: Jlf mlt mtb Olqips· fuitlt ~Iteb ~imgar ~llia ~eef mtb ~umplings J\pple C!Irum& <liake ~rmb mtb ~ utter ifub~ fuiiq <liinnmnon atth ~aisini, Tuesday,February11 , 1992 11 am • 2Pm In the Union Dining Room ,II II (I I I III III II II SectionB PTOHURSDRAY, FETBRUASRY 6, 1992 Secition B ;. -;..-------------~~:-~~~~.:;;:~~;.;.-~~:::::;,;.:.~:.~.;...::..:-:::';:;m"..::~.:::::::.: University of Wisconsin-Parkside - SPa Oucb! That burts. Ranger Grapplers finished second in the UW-Bau-Claire Invitational Saturday but suffered some costly injuries as five members went down in die meet. 82. BII"T" Ranger Basketball team center TIhomir Juric is the RANGER NEWS SPORTS Athlete of the Week. Juric scored 35 poiDts, grabbed 26 rebounds and blocked seven shots against Wayne Stale,NEand Wayne State, lA. 84. Two Bad. The Men's Basketball team just missed winning on the Road at Wayne State, MI as Starlin Steven's three-point shot at the buzzerrimmed out giving the team a two point loss. 84. Scores and Stats Ranger Score board. 83. !loop it up. Intramuralhoopsstarts tonight at 6:00 p.m, 47% 48% 3% Rangers finally for real in home victory ::O~=:::ortof~:t1i!B~B[lm!:!':} =!~r=!l== season,~RangI2'Basketba1Jteam of the Rangers was on. But ~ dominated Wayne State, NE, sur. Rangers quic~y lOOkCODIroI and prising everyone but themselves in at ~ 15:00 mtnUIC mark, ~ ~ a decisive 78-60 win last Saturda lead to stay when Roberson mternight at the UW-Parksid~ cepteda~IOStevens~then fieldhouse. ~ on aJumpshotputliRg UWUW. Parkside incred"bl Partside up 8-7. When guard cootroledthegameinevery~~ !ermaine Boyd canned a floating Incredibly because ~ 10sI to ~ Jump-shot at at 10:30 ~ Rangers same team Decemrei' 6th by 40 wenl up 21·11 and w.ayne State (that's right) 40 points. ~ a much needed ume-out. It S" that time ~ D__ didDOthelphowevcras~Rangers mce .-'6-- 1a=ptup~pressureiJxmlsing~ have made a complete tumaJOI8id. lead to 33-17 and forting W Centl2' TJ. Juric has been playing Sta1e into anodIer lime-ouL ayne up to his expected level, beoch 1beRangerstenaciousdefense playmsuchasswmgmanJimPrey beId Wayne State 10just 25 poiDlS and back-up CCIltl2'-forward Todd in ~ firsc half building a 15 point Lubkeman have filled in nicely for lead. startI2'S and ~ team has bceome Back in December. ~ Rangfamiliar with its style of play. The m lost to Wayne State beeause of biggest change however has been ~ preas. This time, with Stevens ~ addition of point guard Slariin clearing out and bringing ~ ball "Star" Stevens. Star is able to give up, the Rangm had no problems ~ Rangers true point guard abili- making 11 tumovm opposed 10 ties lIS he can dish out ~ ball on ~ 30 they made in December, ~ break, set up and run coach The game was all but sealed Schiessers offense and pressure when Stevens stole tbe ball and defensively. The best thing about dished to Juric who went up for a ~Ew~~~E::irJ.ir:!:/~:I:E!~:::twmsl~~£' beoch), Tim "Horse"RobeBonand .:"\i'::""":'i>:'::'/ii: ::::i:ii',i>·i'>:::: :::::':>, :':ii'::::::::::""'::i':, n:bounds and five blocks. guardJobnEvans. thinldngitcouldwiDbutwith~memoryofa4Opoint RobeBon was ttuly a work This complete team turn- loss in December on their minds. "All week we knew "Horse" scoring 19 points and six around was never more evident we could beat these guys.. said head coach AI n:bounds before fouling out with than last Saturday nighL UW - Schiessez. "We just had to go out and play the game See Men B4 Parkside went into the game we knew we weR capable ofplayiDg." , Women waste away lead in two point loss Magic? MagicJohnson is mY positive. Should he be allowed to play inthe Olympic games this summer? Yes No Don't Know By CRAIG PAPROCKE Sports Writer Just when it seemed ~ uw- Parkside women's besketball team would turn things around with a gulSy victory, La Crosse forward Kelly Delk ripped their hearts out with two clulcll free throws, with 28 seconds ranaining in ~ game, allowing the Eagles to escape Kenosha with a 60-S8 victory on Saturday. The back-and-forth game was tied at 58 with 42 aeemds Ieftafter UW-l'artside's Tern Ingalls, who had a game high 17 poinlS, sank a tough 3pointer while falling 10~ L::Souree~==-: ~16~1~UW!!!.._:!P~ar~ksi~·d~c~C~a!!:!:m2Pu~s~S~tu~d::::cn-,~..t.sI:.- ground. 1beRangersdidhaveonelast saw ~irm:ord slip to 5-14. All chance to IICllrIl after De1It's free throws, but they weR unable to executeaplayaftercal1inglimeout with 9 seconds remaining in ~ conleSL Jenny Neubert couln't capiIaIize on ~ final shot as La Crosse'sswanningdefenseproved to be 100 much down ~ sll'ell:h. "We really wanted to wiDthat game,. said coacb Wendy Miller, "We just didn't shoot well in ~ second half (only 24%)." It was ~ same old story for the Rangers. Their sbooling was colder than a January night (32%), ~ir concenlration was poor (25 team fouls), and their executioo of plays was genm1 chaos, as ~y this, despite ~ fact that they weR playiDgaLaCrosseteamthatplays 7 freshmen. UW-Partside did, however, show Ilashes of brilliance early in ~ CODIeSL A fast break layup by Mad Pm1sIeineI" off of a steal by Anne Schmid gave ~ Rangers a quick 8-2 lead. They led by as many as 9by using a tenacious full court press and a swarming man- IO-man defense. UW-I'artside never trailed in ~ first half and led 34-30 at half time despite a nearly 6 miDUIC dry spell in which ~y were unable to hit a single field goal. See Women. H2 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Section B ()ucb! That hurts. Ranger Grapplers fini bed second in the OW-Bau-Claire Invitational Sanirday but suffered some costly injuries u five membe rs went down in the meet. B2. Bia "T" Rang r Basketball teamcenterTlhomir Juric is the llANGBll NEWS SPORTS Athlete of the Wee Juric scored 35 points, grabbed 26 rebounds and blocked sev n shots against Wayne Stale, NE and Wa yn State, IA. B4. Two Bad. The Men's Ba ketball team just mi ed inning on the Road at Wayne State, MI as Starlin Steven's three-point shot at the oozzer rimmed out giving the team a two point lo . 4. Scores and Sta Ranger Score board. B3. Roop It up. Intram ural hoops starts tonight at 6:00 p.m. Magic? Magic Johnson is mv positive. Should he be allowed to play in the Olympic games this summer? Yes No Don't Know 47% 48% 3% Source: 161 UW-Parkside Campus Students .. . University of Wisconsin-Parkside ORTS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1992 Se 1· B C 100 Rangers finally for real in home victory By TED MdNTYRE • · The Rangers did just that Sports Editor €runch. Tnne Aftafallingbehind4-0inthefirst minute, it looked u if anothtt rout of rhe Rangers wu on. But the Rangen quickly rook control and at the 15:00 minute mart. took the lead to stay when Roberson intercepced a pass to Stevens and then ICored on ajumpsbot puUing UWPartside up 8-7. When guard Jennaine Boyd canned a floating jmnp-sbot at at 10:30 the Rangen we= up 21-11 and Wayne Stale called a much needed lime-out. It didnotheJpboweverudleRmigers IEeptupdlep'CSSUl'Cinaeasingdkir lead ID 33-17 and fmcing Wayne Stare into anodl« time-om. In their strongest effort of lbe season. the Ranger Basketball team dominated Wayne St.ate, NE, surprising everyone but themselves in a ~isive 78-<,0 win last Saturday night at the UW-Parkside fieldhouse. UW-Parkside incredibly controledthegameineverympecL Incredibly becall.9C they lost to the same team December 6dl by 40 (that's right) 40 poinlS. 1beRangentmaciousdefeme beJd Wayne State to just 25 poinlS in lbe firsa half building a IS point lead. Back in December, the Rangers lost to Wayne State because of the press. This time, with Stevens clearing out and bringing the ball up, dJe Rangers had DO probJems Since that time die Ringen have made a complete turnaround. Caltel' T J. Jorie ha., bee n playing up to bis expected level, bench players uchu swingman JimPrey and back-up center-ti Todd Lubkeman have filled in nicely for startel's and the team become familiar with its style of play. The biggest change bowevei- has been the ddition of point guard Siad.in "Scar" Stevens. Star is able to give the Rangers true point guard abilities a, he can dish out the ball on lhe break. set up and run coach Schiessers offense and ~ defensively. The best thin g about lhe addition of Stevens though is dial he has freed up players like Tun Cates (who now comes off the bench). Tim "Horse" Robersonaod guard John Bvans. t I making 11 turnovers opposed to the 30 they made in December. The game was all but sealed when Stevens stole the ball and dished to Jwic who went up for a dunk, was foule.d and missed but Ranger Center TJ. Jorie is sandwiched as bit die two flee-throws. Jwic finhe misses a dunk against Wayne s~ NE. ished the game with 16 points. nine .. • This com pl ete team turnaround wa., never more evident than last Saturday nigbL UWParkside wen t into lhe game thinking itc::ould win but with the memory of a40point loss in December on their minds. .. All~ we knew we could beat these guys." said bead coach Al Scbies.u. "We jun bad to go out and play the game we knew we were capable of playing." rebounds and five blocks. Roberson was ttuly a work .. Horse" scoring 19 poinlS and six rebounds before fouling out with SeeMen,B4 Women waste away lead in two point loss By CRAIG PAPROCKE Sports Writer Just when it seemed lhe UWParbide women's basketbaU team would lmD dungs around wilb a gutsy victory, La Crosse fmward Kcny Delk ripped their heaJ1s OUl with two clutcb free throws. with 28 seconds remaining in the game. allowing the Eagles to escape Kenosha with a <,().58 victay on Saturday. The bark•mid-fortb game was tied at S8 wi1b 42 seconds left after UW-Palbidc's Tmi Ingalls. who bad a game high 17 points. sank a tough 3 pointer while falling to the ground. The Rangen did have one last chance to score after Delk's free throws. but they wtze unable to execurc a play after calling timeout with 9 seconds mnaining in die oontest. Jenny Neubert couln't capitalize Oil the final shot a., La Croae'sswanningdefenseproved to be too much down the stretch. "We really wanted to win that game." said coach Wendy Milla, "We just didn't shoot well in the second half (only 24" ). " It was the same old story for the Rangers. Their shooting was colder lhan a Janumy night (32% ), their concentration wu poor (25 team fouls), and their execution of plays wa., general chaos, u they saw their record slip to 5-14. All this. despite the fact that they wtze playing al.a Crosse team that plays 7fresbmen. UW•Parbidc did. however. show flashes of brilliance early in the contest. A fas& break layup by Maci Pemsaeiner off of a steal by Anne Schmid gave the Rangers a quick 8-2 lead. They led by as many u 9 by using a tenacious full court JrC8.1 and a swarming man~ man deft.me. UW-Parbide never trailed in the first half and led 34-30 at half time despite a ne.-ly 6 minule dry spell in which dley were unable to bit a single field goal. See Women, B2 February 6. 1992 24 ANan NIlWlI Spoll'I'8. Page 82 - Rangers weekend up and down TheRangerGlapplerssuffered and beavyweight, wbile Myles \ buge toss on SalUIday when Muctemeide finished third at 177 iophomore beavyweight Jim and Cort Shane fourth at 118 lezolle separated his &boulder pouDds. luring !be championship IIIIIlI:hat Despite !be team's successful IJe UW-Eau C1aR Invilalional finish. !beweekend was somewhat TheRangmHmpedoutofdle cIisa1troosto!beteam. AIongwith :xlh woods with a IICCOIId pJace Bezoue. Miles Weaver. Tom niIb in !be nineleeD team field, Keefer. Keith Cuper and Troy iming two champioDsbips and Brockman suffered injuries. *:ing four wrest\eD in !be lOp Leaving an atready spane Ranger '" 0Ilf. TheUnivenityofMinnesola- bench somewhat weaker. )u\uth placed fiIst in !be meet, Brockman and Keefer should be ~.75pointssbeadof!beRangers. ready for NCAA Regional com- UW-PlIIkside's Steve Skarda petitioo. but Bezone. Weaver and IIlIS named !be tournaments OIlt- Cuper mnain questionable. :tanding wrest1er for his dominat- . On Friday. !be Rangers travng first place finish in !be ISO eIIed to Attenda1e. Michigan for JOIIId weight class. the Mid-Regional Duals. The Alan winning his !livision for Rangers went 1-1-1 on !be day. '1eRangerswas 167pounderTroy defeating Lake Superior Stale 34- rockman Kelly Becker and 9.drawing with host Grand Valley CZOlICIIdlel:Olldsat 134 pounds State 24-24 and \oat 10Faris Stale, 30-15. ACK 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featuring: - $3.00 Pitchers - .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots -NOCOVERIl Dance to the hottest new dance jams and your favorite blasts from the past with UW-Parkside's Len Anhold. fOll'vt 7'rltd 1M Rut. Nuw ComeBack to 1M Butf Track teams face stiff competition in illinois By BOLLY ERICKSON a fifth place sl&Ddingamong an Coach Mike Dewitt was S~ Writer eight team field. The Lady Rang- pleased with the "competitive The men's and tadies ttaek ersonceagainhadsomefirstptace spirit,"and!be"SlroIIg,hardliJugh\ team traVelledto Sterling. ntinois fmis/lers.lndle 16OOmfield.Tricia baU1esto die finish line." He~ this past week end for what was Breu led the way with aclocldng of mainsoptimisticfor!belaloflbe one of their toughest competition 5.09. a persona1 best for her in that indoorseason,as!beUdyRangas ot!be season. AItbough!be team particular race. In the 800m com- ~?ve into !be mid season c:ompe. was competing withmostlyNCAA petition. KellyWatsoDr8Dto a first nnon, Division I schools. die Rangers place finish "I(itha time of 2.23. The men's team aI80 l'ac:ed invoked !beir talents to capture Paula Slllkman also recieved first See Track, B4 some impressiveresults alongwith forher 10.04time in die 300m mo. UW-LaCrosse two points too much for Rangers ~ The Eagles came out flying in !be second halfby scoring !be first six points to rake their first lead at 36-34. Said Miller. "We have a tendeocy to go in die second half and letdown." The game was back and forth iJDtiI La Crosse lidad- VlIIl8geof yet another UW-Parkside scoring drougbt. this one lasting nearly four minDles. to s1owlybuildupaneightpointtead. La Crosse continued to lead when UW·Parlcside,down S8-52, taunchedanimprobablecomeback with two minutes left. A layup by Jady Bloyer and a free throw by Pernsteiner cut the lead to 58-55 with 1:33 left to go in die game. Women's Basketball fri. sm. St.Schol- Mt. State astica aaire. IA MN7:30 7:30 Ingalls missed a3 pointerwith just IlDder a minllle to go. but she redeemed herself only seconds later. Unfortunately. they were Ranger forward Terri Ingalls lets to of one 0 her our tbree IIIIlIbleto cap off !be comeback pointers in a two point loss against UW-Lacrosse Satmday. with a victory. Shooting was a problem almost !be entire nighL Pemsteiner finisbed with 7 points on only 2 of 10 sbooling. Neubert tmned in 9 poinlSon4of11.andAnneSclmid, who played injured, managed only 6 points on 3 of 12 sbooling. at Mich at North- Tech. land Co. Houghton Ashland MI 1:00 W11:00 WIaIaa Co. WbcIIlII Co. .. Jawilo W1leIIlII, n. W1leIIlII, n. tOOPJIL 9:00 .... UW-Plalt eville 7:00 '.ANGEa NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 1angers weekend up and down ThcRangezGrapplezssuffeml and heavyweight, while Myles i huge loss on Saturday when Mucterbcide finished third at 177 ,ophomore heavyweight Jim and Cort Shane fourth at 118 ~tte separated his shoulder pounds. 'ming die championship march at Despite the team's successful 1e UW-P.au Claire Invitatiooal. finish, the weekend wa., somewbal TheRangmlimpedoutofthe disastrous totbe team. Along with Jrtb woods with a second pJaco Bezotte, Miles Weaver, Tom llisb in the nineteen team field. Keefer, Keith Cuper and Troy inning two cbampioosbips and Brockman suffered injuries. 'acing four wresaJers in the top Leaving an already sparse Ranger our. TheUniversityofMinnesota- bench somewhat weaker. )ulutb placed first in the meet, Brockman and Keefer should be 0.75poinrsaheadoftheRangers. ready for NCAA Regional com- UW-Parkside's Steve Skarda petition, but Bezotte, Weaver and 'las named the tournaments out- Casper remain questionable. tanding wrestler for bis dominat- . On Friday. the Rangers travng first place finish in the 150 elled ID Allendale, Michigan for X>llJd weight class. the Mid-Regional Duals. The Alsowinninghis(livisionfor Rangers went 1-1-1 on the day, 'leRangerawas 167pounderTroy defeating Late Superior Saate 34- roctman. Kelly Becker and 9,drawingwitbbostGrandValley ezouc tom:aeoondsat 134pounds Srate 24-24 and lost IOFClris Slate. 30-lS. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featuring: • $3.00 Pitchers • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! Dance to the hottest new dance jams and your favorite blasts from the past with UW-Parkside's Len Anhold. Yo,,'vt Tried tM Rut, Now COtM Back to tM But! February 6, 1992 - Track teams face stiff competition in Illinois By BOU y ERICKSON a fifth place standing among an Coach Mike Dewitt was SIK>!'!S Writer eight team field. 1be Lady Rang- pleased wilh the "competitive The men's and ladies tract crsonceagainhadsomefirstplace spirit,"andthe"strong,hardfougbt team travelled to Stezling, Dlinois finisl1erS. In die HiOOm field. Tricia battles to the finish line." He re. this past week end for what was Breuledlhewaywithaclockingof mainsoptimisticforthe._ofllle one of their toughest competition S.09, a personal best for her in that indoorseason,mtheLadyRangers o( the season. Although the team particular race. In the 800m com• ~ve into the mid season compe. wmcompctingwithmostlyNCAA petition,KellyWatsonmnlDaftrst unon. Division I schools, the Rangers place finish ·111 a time of 2.23. The men's team also faced invoked their talents to capture Paula Stolanan also recieved first See Track B4 some impressive results along with for her 10.04 time in the 300m run. ' UW-LaCrosse two points too much for Rangers Continued from Bt The Eagles came out flying in the second half by scmng the first six points to take their firsl lead at 36-34. Said Miller, "We have a tendency to go in the second half and letdown." 1be game was *t and forth until I.a~ IDOlc advantage of yet anocber UW-Partside scoring drought, Ibis one lasting nearly four minutes, to slowly build up an eight point lead. La Crosse continued to lead when UW·Pukside, down S8-S2, la,mcbedanimprobablecomeback with two minutes left. A layup by Jody Bloyer and a free throw by Pemsteiner cut the lead to 58-SS with 1:33 left to go in the game. StSchol• Mt. State astica Caire, IA MN7:30 7:30 at Mich at North· Tech. land Co. Houghton Ashland MI 1:00 WI 1:00 WlablCo. WbcuCo. ... Ia,ile 'Mlcalaa. IL ......,_ n, 4:00pa. t.U) UL Mon. UW-Platt eville 7:00 JAIlllIIl Nns SpollTS, Page B3 .. SensORSummary Record: 5·12 Score .. OppeDeDt Own Opp Site 1.11 Micbipl 71 9S Marquette, MI 11.21 NardI CcIIIraI 76 41 Naperville, u 11.19 VW ()shkosb S8 64 Oshkosh, WI II.~ Lewis UDiv. 84 67 Oshkosh, WI 12-5 Nm1bc:m MidI 66 88 Kcoosba 124 VW-51eYenPoint S4 67 Kenosha 1).12 lit.FIIDcis 73 76 101iet,ll. J1.JO Lewis 78 S8 Pa!kside 1·' "lOll51 76 83 Pensacola, fL 14 CCIIIII1Art 64 87 Pensacola, fL 1-6 liltC77~ 67 78 Pensacola, fL 1-12 1awIaIcc 60 SI AppIetoo, WI 1-16 lIt.~ IN 61 8S RcuessIear, IN 1.18 SllJ.lldvmIsville 6S 72 Kenosha 1-21 UW-&u Claire 67 79 Zorn Arena, WI 1·25 NItioaaI I.oois 9S 64 Kenosha Season Summary Record: 8-10 Score Date ()pponeut Own Opp Site 1-23 PurdueN. CenL III 66 Wbeder,IN 11-2S U.1rvlianapolis S8 64 Indianapolis, IN 11-27 MSOE 91 66 Milwaukee 11-30 UW-Mi1waukec fD 91 UW-Milwauice 12-3 UW-5levcnsPt. 68 87 UW-Parkside 12-6 Wayne SIIle 60 100 Nebraska 12-7 South Dakota SL Sl 101 South Dakota 12-12 Ferns Sl 64 80 BigRapids . 12-21 Bemidji SL 79 60 UW-Pmbide 14 N.MidIigan 60 Tl UW-Parksidc 1-8 Clarke College 80 58 UW -Pmide 1-11 5L Ambrose fD 64 UW·Pmide 1·13 LakeFcmt 74 S7 LakeForcst,ll. 1-17 Barat College 90 S5 UW-Parksidc 1-18 smEdwardsville 70 71 UW-1'lujside 1·21 UW.Qsbkosb 9S 99 UW.Qsbkosb 1-2S UW-PIatttviIle S9 67 UW-PIatteville 1-27 Clarke College 84 70 Clarke Co~ IA 2·1 WayneSLNE 78 60 UW-Pmbide 2-3 Wayne SL MI 76 78 Detroit, MI w.,. II. NIt ... UW·PorIlsIde _ .... tJW·PInJIcIe F1eIdIl_ ""SL(~..).........."...... .".. ... l'I~2,..1~20S ilia 17 U 0.0 I·' I 2. 7 Ala JO U I.] J..S 2" '- • J.a 00 1-1 006 ... 11 0.5 M .-4 1 0 2. ~ JIll 5-11 1--2 0-4 l' I' CWI. 21 G-4 1-2 1.1 '2 1 ... 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AbC .191 UW·Parkslde vs. Wayne Slate, MI VOJ/n 'I~ Mkb'" UW·Porbide (76) __ ft n. ..... .. o.t • pi .. 20 .-9 0-0 ~2 0 2 , :n 9-16 1-1 2-4 I 5 19 Y1 , •.)1 2-2 ~11 0 .. 1. 4O:l 6-9 .... 1-.2 , 4 19 2a 3-7 0.0 1-1 0' 9 2 0-1 0.0 0.0 0 0 0 17.'" 1-2 U 003 10-00.00-0000 n 1-1 2-2 2-3 0 4 , _ 29.Q ... 11l~' 22" W.yne SIIIe (78) ,. It n. ......... ..t • pi .. %I ~1l 6-9 3-4 1 , 11 15 s-a 3--5 0-7 I 2 1] %1 54 ().() 2-1 2] 10 36 4-9 2-4 1-3 .. 2 •• 30 40-5 0-13'" 3010 14 2-5 0-0 1-1 0 1 , 11 2-440-52-504' 13 0-5 0.0 1-2 1 0 0 16 0..' 0.0 1-3 0 0 0 201 as J.5.:M 14-3' u: 15 7. UW.Pan!dde._~--_..25 5176 W.,De SIIta. 40 38 78 S_,....,,,· Pidd GoU. UW·_ .443.W.}llC SLA7S """ n..... UW·Parbidc .909 W')'lC $laic .62S. 3-1'.iIIIB.. tlII· UW·_idc 8-2S(Bo)<I3-4. St.eYeot 3-5, EvItJl 1-6. Calef 1-6,Robcnoo 0-1 W')'lCSl.l.17(_4-8,LewiJ2·3._ 1.2,_(4) BI«WSbtJ· UW·_Z (/ari<:2) SII41I. UW·_6 (St<¥"" 2,e-2,Boyd 2)W')'llCSl9 (1- 6.1Wdy. LewiJ.M""",,,) TIIIM_' UW·_18 (St<¥* 6. En ••• Boyd e-3.luric 2, Robm<IlJ Wl)'llC$laic 19 (LcwilIl.1Wdy S, Min" 2, M"",,", 1_ E.... Ayrault) A.IfaMa<,.211 • WO\l'·"S BO\ SCOlU.S UW·LaCrosse vs. UW-Partslde ZIOlIJZatllle UW·__ UW-LoCrosse (~) ... .. ft .... ".. 0-1 ().O 0-0 0 0 0 ....10 0-1 0-1 S 3 9 1-2 1-1 0-2 0 I , 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 2 3-7 ,.., 2-13 1 I 9 0-0 0-1 0.0 0 0 0 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 2 3-I3-41~O" 1-2 ().O 2-2 0 1 2 3-4 1-3 1-2 0 0 • 0.01-21-2002 3-6 ... , 3-, 1 0 10 2-3 ().O ~1 0 1 4 0-40.01-3000 _ 2J...4lJ lS-D U-Jf U lIfe -..,...,...-.. ....... .-""."..- .".-... ""- ,"'"_""'" w...-... ..- UW·Parbide (58) _ ft .... ............. rI ... 21 04-11 1-' 2-4 2 2 9 10 0.0 0.0 0.0 0' 0 5 1-2 0-0 1-1 0 0 2 '" 1-10 3-4 ],7 4 2 7 20 ].12 0.0 ~1 1 1 6 17 1-6 I-I 2-3 1 5 3 , ~1 ().O 0-0 000 9 ~! 0-0 1-7 0 4 0 35 04-7 0-0 2-' 0 2 • 20 2<) 1-2 1-3 2.' 6 11 ~1" 1-1 1·1 1 1 17 _ 2J..71...13 16-371125 51 NN.... "'- ..H..o..k........ .....- '""'"'"''" Lull'" BI.,.. '-'" T..... UW.LaCn>soe ...303000 UW.Pa_ .. ...342458 S1oH>llllt... .." •• Y,ddG<o1I, UW·LaCrouc 2249M8UW.P1rbid<23-71323 """Throw, UW.Lao- 15-22 .681 UW·_idc8-13.6IS 3-1'ciIII B...ulo • UW·LaCrouc I·S 200 (N... ) UW·_idc4-19 .210(lnplJa4-12, S<;bm;d~. Neub<nQ.ll BI«W S'""" • UW·Lao- 1 (Cm I) UW· _ 2 (LWIc/f,1IIdt) SII41I • UW·Laer- 7 (N... 2, Cm.llnml. Gf<Uiq, lob1u .... Wl1I< .. JUW·Parbidc IS (Ncubcrt4,PanItdDcr,RmiC'llricz.LuUoIf,BIoy« 2, -. Sdomid, ""alii) February 6, 1991 Season Statistics Through 02/06192 Wrestler WT W L D m"ES PIN . Shane, C. 118 14 11 0 60 15 3 Becker, K. 134 13 15 0 39 41 2 Pinter, T. 134 1 4 0 1 3 0 Casper, K. 142 7 7 0 8 14 2 Lovy, D. 150 21 10 0 64 20 2 SkanIa, S. ISO 19 4 1 81 19 5 Buckley, C. 158 16 10 2 34 37 2 Kimpel,R. 158 11 11 0 27 22 3 Brockman, T. 167 30 5 1 102 34 4 Muckertlelde, M 167 20. 12 0 2S 25 4 Diedrich, M. 167 2 4 0 4 6 0 Fitzgerald, R. 190 9 14 0 14 24 5 Keefer, T. 190 15 10 0 42 17 6 Bezotte, 1. HWT 21 3 1 48 23 4 Tremelling HWT 4 6 0 11 6 1 Weaver.M HWT 9 9 0 11 18 6 TOItJIr 2U 141 6 601 301 57 Mid-Regional Dual Results (01/31/92) UW·Parkside 34 Lake Superior State' at Allendale, Micbigan 118 Con Sbane (UWP) dec. Randy Fallon (LS) 12-6 126 Jim Reeves (LS) won by forfeit 134 Keny Becker (UWP) dec. Pete Kosloski (LS) 11-4 142 Keith Casper (UWP) dec. Madt Mohr (LS) S-4 150 Steve SkanIa (UWP) dec. Adam SchIhl (LS) 17'{) 158 Scon Bolan (LS) dec. Ouis Buckley (UWP) 3-2 167 Myles MuckerllelcJtlUWP) d. Brian Kean (LS) fall at 3:34 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott Stears (LS) 22-6 190 Tom Keefer (uwp) won by forfeit HW Jim Bezoue (UWP) dee.1ason Blngamon (LS) 6-1 UW-Parkside 24 Grand Valley State 24 at Allendale, Micbigan 118 Ed Fell (GV) dec. Con Shane (UWP) 18'{) 126 Dave Strejc (GV) won by fortiet 134 Dwayne Knieper (GV) won by folfeil 142 Todd Jones (GV) dee. Kelly Becker(uwp) 13-3 ISO Steve Skarda (UWP) dec. Dave Radar (GV) 20-3 IS8 ChrIs Buckley (UWP) dec. Jason Leonard (GV) 6-S 167 Myles Muckerheide (UWP) dec. Mike Slmaz (OV) 13-10 190 Troy Brockman (UWP) dec. Scott McDowell (GV) fall 6:5 HW Jim Bezoue (UWP) won by folfeil Ferris State 30 UW·Parkside 15 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Oliver Raymond (FS) dec. Con Shane (UWO) fall aI3:5( 126 Brad King (FS) won by fortiet 134 Kelly Beeker (UWP) dec. Todd King (FS) fall at 4:42 142 Tom Daly (FS) won by Folfeit . 150 Dave Lovy (UWP) dec. Detmy Skatzka (FS) 16-10 158 ChrIs Buckley (UWP) dec. Joe McBride (FS) 5·2 167 Eric Bakey (FS) dec. Steve Skarda (UWP) 5-1 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dec. Jon Wyngarden (FS) 6·2 190 Dave Surofchek (FS) d. Tom Keefer (UWP) fall at 1:05 HW MIke Faulkner (FS) dec. Jim Bezotte (UWP) 3-2 ~NBWISPOns. PagcB3 \\n,11,'s B,sKrrn,1.1. Seaon Summary Record: 5-12 Season Summary Record: 8-10 Score Score DIiiow-mt Own Opp Site t-11 Micbipi 71 9S Marquette, Ml 11-27 Nordl Ccn1ral 76 41 Napr.rville, U.. 11-2' lJW Oshkosh 58 64 Oshkosh, WI Date Opponent On Opp Site 1-23 PurducN. CenL 111 66 Wheeler, IN 11-25 U. Iodianapolis 58 64 Indianapolis, IN 11-27 MS0E 91 66 Milwaukee 11-30 OW-Milwaukee flJ 91 OW-Milwaukee 11-J> lnis Univ. 84 67 Oshkosh, WI 12-5 NCl1brmMicll 66 88 12-t UW&venPoint S4 67 Kenosha 12-3 UW-&evemPt. 68 87 OW-Parkside 12-6 Wayne State <,0 100 Nebraska 12-7 South Dakota St. 51 101 South Dakoca 12-12 Ferris St 64 80 Big Rapids 12-12 SL Pm:is 73 76 Jo "et, IL 12-21 Banidji St. 79 <,0 OW-Parkside IJ.,01.-is 78 58 Patbidc 1-S lleadcnon St 76 83 Pensa FL 1-4 N. Michigan (,() 77 OW-Parkside 1-8 Clarke College 80 58 OW-Parkside 1-11 SL Ambrose @ 64 OW-Parkside l CadlllArt 64 87 ~Ja,H. 1-13 Lake Rmt 74 57 Lake Fottst, ll. 1-6 ... ~ 67 78 FL 1-17 Barat College 90 55 OW-Parkside 1-12 1amacc 60 St Appletm,WI 1·1' SL Jolqil, IN 61 8S ,IN 1-18 SIU Edwardsville 70 71 OW-Pmkside 1-21 OW-Oshkosh 9S 99 OW-Oshkosh 1-25 UW-Plaueville 59 67 OW-P1attcville 1-11 SIIJ.Edwldsvillc 6S 72 Kenosha 1-'ll Clmtc College 84 70 Clarke Co., IA 1.a UW-&D CJmc 67 79 ZomArma,WI 2-1 WayneSLNE 78 (,() OW-Parkside l-25 Nalioaallouis 9S 64 Kenosha 2-3 Wayne St. Ml 76 78 Detroit, MI • \\ '0,11-:,'s Bo\ Scrnn:s e UW-~lde v Wayne State, MI UW-LaCrosse n. UW-Parblde 2/m/92 at Dllroff, .... V01/9l a& llte VW•Partulde fleldlious W.-Sl.(60) UW-P• "de (76) UW-LaCrosse (60) - ll ... ft ,... ... ll ,... ____ .,. . ,, . ____ ... . ,, . --- _ ... . ,, .. ..... 1, 1..a 2-1 0.-1 1 0 J .... 20 I_, 0-0 C).2 0 2 J Omall 0-1 0-0 CM> 0 0 0 .... 17 ,.. 04 I.J I 1 7 ........ n 9--16 1-1 ~ l .S 19 Ncw9 4-10 0-1 0-1 S 3 9 Ala • M ,_, 5-$ 1 , , Mic :17 a-11 2,-1 1-17 0 4 II K.Nlbicll 1-1 1-1 0-2 0 I 3 ..... • w 0-0 l •l 0 0 6 fextM 4-4 1..a $ 4 19 Hollmt 1-1 CM> CM> 0 I 1 ... 11 0-.S 2,-1 \,4 I O 1 ...,.. 1a 3-7 0-0 1-1 0 3 9 Dolk 3-7 3-S 2,-13 I I 9 .,..., ,. S-11 2-1 0-4 1 , " t.o,libaa 1 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 ~ 0-0 0-l 0-0 0 0 0 a.. :u CM 1-2 1-l J 2 1 ~ 11 1-4 1-1 1-4 0 0 J ~ 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 1 .... 2:J 2-2 0-0 1-1 l I 4 ai.. I 0-0 0.0 0-0 0 0 0 ~ 3-1 ,.. 1-l 0 3 9 ..... 17 4-4 l-4 1·:l 0 l 9 C. '32. 1-7 2-:Z 1-3 0 ' , Gana 1-:Z 0-0 :z-:z 0 I :Z ...... 11 l• l•I 1 I 0 l 3 ,.__ 311 »"1 ... u 1 ..... 6 227' ~ ,.. 2-3 J.:J, 0 0 I .... • 1-2 2-l 2-2 0 0 4 a..u.,. 0-0 2-2 :Z-2 0 0 2 .... 2 CM> 0,,0 0-0 0 0 0 IcbmcD 3-6 4-S l-5 1 0 10 .,... - 21_,. ll-JI 14-:111 JI I.Ue Wayne Swe (78) Wal.ur 1-3 0-0 0-1 0 1 4 R.oinolul 0,4 0-0 2-] 0 0 0 UW-Parbide (78) ,. ft ,.. Teull - 2J.e'l.5-Dl.J.31J1111• --- - ... . ., . ft "" Har,IJ 1a 6-11 6-9 3'• I 3 II UW-Parkside (58) --- - ... . ,, . A,,.... Z$ J-1 3-5 0-7 1 1 13 ..,. 3J 4-9 2,-1 1·3 4 I 11 BY- '%7 J-1 0-0 1-t 2 l 10 Ill " ,... ...... ,. 2-.1 0-0 l• J I .S 1""'- 36 4-9 2,-4 1-] 4 2 14 ---- M . .,. Ms SJ 6-7 4-4 2-9 0 3 16 i-- 30 4-S 0-1 3-4 3 0 10 Ncblrl 21 4-11 ,_, 2-4 2 1 9 ... 20 l-5 0-0 C).J 3 3 7 ~ 14 2-, 0-0 1-1 0 1 .S Beam 10 0-0 CM> 0-0 0 J 0 ....... 30 7•U S-.1 44 1 S 19 c...ia,.... 11 2,-4 4-.1 1-:5 0 4 I Hack 5 1-2 0-0 1-1 0 0 J ea. 29 4-7 0-0 0-3 I 1 11 Mll1s 13 0-5 0.0 1-2 l O 0 PwmtalJa :M 2-10 3-4 3-7 4 2 1 .., 12 2-] 0-0 0 0 • "-'- 16 0-5 0-0 1-3 0 0 0 Sdmlid 20 3-11 CM> 0-l I 1 6 ~ 1-1 - :Z:W, 15-:M 1~ IJ 15 71 Jl.muwlca 17 1-6 1-1 :Z..3 l 5 3 ... 2 1-l 0-0 1-1 0 0 2 1' May,,, 5 0-1 0.0 CM> 0 0 0 :: I 1-1 0-1 0-0 0 0 2 Ta.i- 9 0-5 0.0 1-7 0 4 0 1 0-1 0-0 M 0 0 0 UW•Puulde------...15 51 76 Lwla!f ]5 4-7 CM> 2-5 0 1 I JOI 30-52 ll•ll Jl-30 15 U 71 Wayae State.-----"40 38 78 Blo,w 20 2-] 2-2 1-] 2 .1 6 w.,_ St. fli'E..... ____ ..25 35 '° lqalla 17 6-14 l-1 1-1 I 1 17 s,-,., • ., 1 • Fidd Goal,, -Pmside To&alt 201 23-71 1-1:S l~ 111' SI VW-Publde.__ ______ 31 78 .443, Wayne St. ,47$ Free lbron -l'lruido UW-LaCrosse--------...30 30 60 s-.,.,, •• d UW-Plluido .909Wayu:Stllo.62S. UW•Parulde.-----.34 2" 58 3-PIIUIJ 811.11,a • UW-Paibidc 8-25 (Boyd 3-4, Jn,w~ .420 Free UW-Pcbl& Sievms 3-S, Ev- 1-6 , CalCf 1-6,Robcnro 0-1 31 7L'W-Oshkoah .611. S"'1«b,f • .,.,.,,,. Fidd Gcals. UW-1.aCrouc U..,.Jau -UW- 7-14 s-6, Wa)t!OSL 7-17 (Jabalco 4-8,Lew2-3,Atlnllloo& 22-49MIUW-J'lrbide23-71.323 Frcc:Throw, llo,dl-2.Ev;m 1-3) Wa 7- ts (Ducblr 4- 1-2,MOla!I00-4) UW-1.aOtme 15-22 .681 lJW.J'libide8-13 .615 lO, lmi:ncn 1-2, Cwt 0.1) lfl,tl,l Suo • UW-Puuidc2 CJuric 2) 3-loUl!l B11111111 • UW-1.aOoclc 1-S 200 (Nerc) lt«ws.oa. · 6(Jmd, oberlcn) S1H11- UW-.Plmide6 csuw- 2. CIICI 2, Bo),! UW-Mside 4-1 !1.210 (lnplll 4-12, Sdmnid ~ WIJIIC St. 1 (Allco) 2) WIJS!l. 9(1~6,Hmdy,Lms,MOICalD) NCllbcrt 0-1) S,,.,, • llW-Patbidc 4 ~ 3, LubtCllllll) T _,. UW·Plrbidc 18 (Su:ve111 6, Ev-, BlftW Sblr. UW-uOcae 1 (Cm 1) tJW. WayucSt,o J1¥CIICI 3,Juric2, Robcnm) WIJSS1atc19 Plrbide 2 (LlllkAf, &di) r.,.,,,,,:uw.Pazbide 12~4.1uric3, O.C-- 7, Hardy S, Miller 2, Maull>, 1~ Sllllb. UW-ua- 7 (Nerc 2, Cair, Cltlml, labaq 2, Bc,yd, PR)-) ayni:Slaic 14 (Sum- E-Ayi.uh) Om.liq, Jolmaon. Wa!kct)UW-Paruidc IS -. Alica 3, Ouk, Euzak, Moc:n 2, l'dilc, A/mMllff-211 (Nmbcrt4,Pcrm1m1er,Rallicwicz,Lulldf,Bloycr ~ 2.Bdmz. Sdlmld.Inplla) A--••191 February 6, 1991 Season Statistics Through 02/06/92 Wrestler WT w L D TD ES PIN Shane. C. 118 14 11 0 60 15 3 Becker, K. 134 13 15 0 39 41 2 Pinter, T. 134 1 4 0 1 3 0 Casper, K. 142 7 7 0 8 14 2 Lovy,D. 150 21 10 0 64 20 2 Skanla,S. ISO 19 4 1 81 19 5 BuckJey, C. 158 16 10 2 34 37 2 Kimpel. R. 158 11 11 0 27 22 3 Brockman, T. 167 30 5 1 102 34 4 Muckerheide, M.167 20 12 0 25 25 4 Diedrich, M. 167 2 4 0 4 6 0 Fitzgerald, R. 190 9 14 0 14 24 s Keefer, T. 190 15 10 0 42 17 6 Bezoue,J. HWr 21 3 1 48 23 4 Tremelling HWr 4 6 0 11 6 1 Weaver,M. HWr 9 9 0 11 18 6 TOIIIII zu 141 ' 601 301 51 Mid-Regional Dual Results (0VJl/92) OW-Parkside 34 Lake Superior State 9 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Con Shane (UWP) dee. Randy Fallon (LS) 12-6 126 Tun Reeves (LS) won by forfeit 134 Kelly Becker (UWP) dee. Pete Kosloski (LS) 11-4 142 Keith Cuper (UWP) dee. Made Mohr (LS) 5-4 150 Sreve Skarda (UWP) dee. Adam Scbib1 (LS) 17-0 158 Scott BoJan (LS) dee. Ollis Buckley (UWP) 3-2 167 Myles Muckerheide _(UWP) d. Brian Kean (LS) faD at 3:34 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott Stears (LS) 22-6 190 Tom Keefer (UWP) won by forfeit HW Jim Bezotte (UWP) dee. Juon Bingamon (LS) 6-1 OW-Parkside 24 Grand Valley State 24 at Allendale, Michigan 118 F.d Felt (GV) dee. Con Shane (UWP) 18-0 126 Dave Strejc (GV) won by forfiet 134 Dwayne Knieper (GV) won by forfeit 142 Todd Jones (GV) dee. Kelly Becker (UWP) 13-3 150 Steve Skarda (UWP) dee. Dave Radar (GV) 2~3 158 Chris Buckley (UWP) dee. Jason Leonard (GV) 6-5 167 MylesMuckerbeide (UWP) dee. Mike Simaz (OV) 13-10 190 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott McDowell (GV) fall 6:5 HW Jim Bezotte (UWP) won by forfeit Ferris State 30 lJW.Par side 15 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Oliver Raymond (FS) dee. Con Shane (UWO) fall at 3:51 126 Brad King (FS) won by forfiet 134 Kelly Becker (UWP) dee. Todd King (FS) fall at 4:42 142 Tom Daly (FS) won by Forfeit . 150 Dave Lo y (UWP) dee. Denny Skatzka (FS) 16-10 158 Chris Buckley (UWP) dee. Joe McBride (FS) 5-2 167 Eric Bakey (FS) dee. Steve Skarda (UWP) 5-1 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Jon Wyngard n (FS) 6-2 190 Dave Surofchek (FS) d. Tom Keefer (UWP) fall at 1 :OS HW Mike Faulkner (PS) dee. Jim Bezotte (UWP) 3-2 .. RANGn NEWS SPOITS, Plat 114 February 6, 1992 Comeback falls short as Track time runs out on Rangers Contjnued.From IU " . . tough competition from DePaul. "Hone R~wbohitajumper Chicago Slate University, and to cut the lead to jllSlthree. LoyolaUnivemty. Sincelheseare The Rangers continued to . NCAA Division 1 schools, the connect ~ the ~ down the competition is more demanding. slletehmaking9·10 m theJastseven Despite this tough competition,the minutes to Jrec:P ~ ~ close. men perfonnances were high· Ceotel'Tihomir Iooc scored lighted by Pat Kochanski, Carl 18 points and snared an incredible. Oliver, and Kurt 10hnson. Senior 17boards with two blocks from the PatKocbanski captured thirdplace 6'9" sophomore. Robenon also intheSOOmronwithatimeof2.00. scored 19andguardlennaineBoyd In SSm Hwdle action, Kurt Johaadded nine. son placed fourth among an eight . .G~ 101mEvans struggled team field, and once again Carl hiWngjust 1·9 from the freldand 1- Oliver won the 200m dash with a 6 from three-point land timeof223 seconds. 1beseare the ones to watChas their indoor season takes them to UW-Oshkosh next week for mid·season competition. Ranger News Sports J2Ltli1ete of tF'u 'WeeK. Tihomir towers to the top This week the Ranger News Sports salutes the biggest man on campus as our Athlete of the Week as we extend our heartiest of congratulations to Tihomir Juric of the Basketball team. TJ., the Ranger center is a sophomore here at UW-' ~ Parkside, this past week he had a couple of field days against Wayne State,NE and Wayne State, ML Saturday at home, TJ. scored 16 points, had nine rebounds and five blocks leading the Rangers to a stunning 78-60 win. Monday night in a two point loss, TJ. spearheaded the Ranger attack pouring in 18 points grabbing an incredible 17 rebounds and had three more blocks. TJ. 's basketball career has an interesting history. Began playing in the city of zagreb of Croatia (formerly ofYugoslavia) where he grew up. Then he played on a Basketball Club team in the city ofMaksimir. He moved to the United States in 1987 via a student exchange program and played for Height 6'9" Greattinger High School his senior year. T.J. is in his third Year: Sophomore year but has sophomore eligibility on the team. Once again, Hometown zagreb, Croatia Congratulations to Thimor Juric the Ranger News Sports Major Computer Science Athlete of the Week. ... Two points too litlIe was the story as the uw·Paztside basket· ball team fell just lWopoints shy of winDing at Wayne Slate, MI. Monday nighL Do DOt tty to adjust yOlD' eyes, youareseeinganotherWayneState team. Suange as it may be, the Rangen played Wayne State of Nebraska winning 78-60 at home Saturday, and Monday traveled to Detroit to play Wayne Slate Michigan. The game came down to the final shot when UW-Partside's Starlin Stevens rimmed a three pointeI'inandoutgivingthe Tarters the win. Rangers head coach AI &chiessez decided to go for the win instead of an overtime gameon the road by letting Stevens, who had a game high 19 points with three • three-pointel'S, shoot from beyond the arc. If the Rangers could have pulled it off, it would have marIced the best come from behind effortof the season. UW·Partside quickly feU bebind 10-2 and neva led the entire game. They were down 25- 40 at half-time and roared back behind a 24-11 ron in the second half. Tun Cates three-pointel' with 7:(» cut the Tarter lead to seven 66-59. With 3:15 10 go, Slevens - stole the ball and dished to Tun Tim "Horse" Roberson - I:NTRAM.URAL CORNER Schick Super Hoops 3-on-3 Tourney It's a wrap. Joi: Brown. Darren Hutcherson, BrianJacbca andLenAnholdtookhomethehonorsasUW-Pa!tsic!e'sbeat3- on-3 team with a 34-29 victory inthe finals of the ScbIckSuper Hoops sponsored event Tuesday at the Physicall2lncaticG Building. The foursome score victories of 56-46 and 51-4210JelIdI the finals before beating the team of Chris Toliver,IoeManluo, Wes Croft and Fred Mitchell. The winners will travel to Marquene University011february 27 for regional competition. Below are the round by IllUDd results: Quarter finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 56 Weinand/fOSCllllWVIIIqUe1/ Uy 46, Hembrook/KaZlLaZarski 30 CovelliJLeinenwebw Koleno/Powers 28, Dahlstrom/Kidroff/Koehler 48, Sraaskr/ PocarolRoss 41. Toliver/Croft/MaItillOlMitehel137, VeeDIln, Behl, Sell, Frias 32. Semi-Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 51, Hembrook/KazJLaz 32 Toliver/CroftlMartinolMitchell 62, Dahlstom/KiIkoff/Ko!uer 55. Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 34, Toliver/Croft/Malllool Mitchell 29. Men's Basketball ~ three minutes to go. Cates had 11 points and was three for six on three point shooting. The Rangers dominated the game in every aspect They shot .577 percent from the field while holding Wayne Slate to just .420 percent The Rangers were 7·14 from three point land. And 11·12 from the line. The game was a complete 180 degreeturn from Decembers'loss. For more lIIformaliott call 595-2267 or 595-22K1 Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Floor Aerobics meets Monday duougb Thursdayat4:45t05:45andWaterAerobicsmeetsMondayml Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Everyone is welcome and youca come as often or as little as you like. Register wben you C(IlIC. Co-Ed Volleyball Last season the Slammers were too hot to handle as tbey'" undefeated for the entire season and won the c",,,nponshlp. This season the league is looking for some top IIOldt le8ID8lO challenge the Slammers forthe 1MVolleyball tide. PlaybeJlas Tuesday. February 4th, and will be held every Tuesdayl1li Thursday at 8:00 P.M. Pick up your schedules in Ibe ItsDP News Office or the Physical Education Building. Floor Hockey A big hit in it's inaugural year, UW-Patkside's floor IIoCkeY league features seven man teams doing battle every SUDdaY afternoon. Action begins Sunday February 9th. EnIries_dUe by Wednesday, February 9th at 12:00 Noon. . Earn some extra $$CASH$$ Scorekeepers and Officials are needed for 1MBasbtball an4 Floor Hockey. For more information CC)IlI8Cl Len Anhold at 595-2287 or Jim Koch at 595-2'161· '.'''.~..~••.~ ,• February 6, 1992 Comeback falls short as Track Continued From B2 time runs out on Rangers .. . . tough competition from DePaul. Two point., too liUle was the swry as the UW-Parbide basket· ball team fell just two points shy of winning at Wayne State, MI. Monday nighL "Hc:ne R~whohita,JIUDper Chicago State University, and to cut the lead to Just three. Loyola University. Since these are The Rangers continued to . NCAA Division 1 schools, the connect ~ the !ine down the cooipetilion is more demanding. SUffCh mating9• 10mlhelastseven Despite this toogh compeli~ the minutes to~ '1M: ~ close. men perfonnances were high• Do not lrY to adjust yom eyes. youaresceinganotherWayneState team. Strange as it may be, the Rangers played Wayne State of Nelnska winning 78~ at home Saturday, and Monday traveled to Detroit to play Wayne State Michigan. <:enter Tihomir J~c ~ lighted by Pat Kochanski, Carl 18 pomts and snared an incredible Oliver, and Kurt Johnson. Senior 17boards with two blocks from the Pat Kochanski captured third place 6'9" IIOphomore. R~ also inthe800mrunwitbatimeof2.00. scored 19andguardJermame Boyd In SSm Hurdle action, Kurt John• added nine. son placed fourth among an eight Guard John Evans sttuggled team field and once again Carl The game came down to the final shot when UW•Partside's Swlin Stevens rimmed a thn:e pointer in andoutgivingthe Taners the win. Rangers head coach Al Schiesser decided to go fa the win instead of an overtime game on the road by letting Stevens, who bad a game high 19 points with three three-pointers, shoot from beyond tbearc. hittingjust 1.9 from the fieldand 1- Oliver wo~ the 200m dash with a 6 from three-point land. time of223 seconds. These are the H the Rangers could have pulled it off, it would have marked the best come from behindeffortof the season. UW-Palkside quickly fell behind 10-2 and neve.r Jed the entire game. They were down 25- 40 at half-time and roared back behind a 24-11 run in the second half. Tnn Cates three-pointer with 7:09 cut the Tarter Jead to seven t;6.59. With 3:15 to go. Stevens stole lbc ball and dished to Tun Tim "Horse'' Roberson Ranger News Sports .91.tlifete of tfie 'Wee,t ones to watch as their indoor season takes them to UW..oshkosh next week for mid•seasoo com}» tition. Men's Basketball Continved from Bl three minutes to go. Odes had 11 points and was three for six on three point shooting. 1be Rangers dominated the game in every aspecL They shot .577 percent from the field while holding Wayne State to just .420 peccenL The Rangers were 7-14 from three point land. And 11.12 from the line. The game was a complete 180 degree tum from Decembers' loss. Tihomir towers to the top This week the Ranger News Sports salutes the biggest man on campus as our Athlete of the Week as we extend our heartiest of congratulations to Tihomir Juric of the Basketball team. TJ., the Ranger center is a sophomore here at UWParkside, this past week be had a couple of field days against Wayne State)ffi and Wayne State, MI. Saturday at home, TJ. scored 16 points, had nine rebounds and five blocks leading the Rangers to a stunning 78-f,O win. Monday night in a two point loss, TJ. spearheaded the Ranger attack pouring in 18 points grabbing an incredible 17 rebounds and had three more blocks. T J. 's basketball career has an interesting history. Began playing in the city of Zagreb of Croatia (formerly of Yugoslavia) where he grew up. Then he played on a Basketball Club team in the city of M.aksirnir. He moved to the United States in 1987 via a student exchange program and played for Height 6'9" Grcauinger High School his senior year. T.J. is in his third Year: Sophomore year but has sophomore eligibility on the team. Once again, Hometown Zagreb, Croatia Congratulations to 1bimor Juric the Ranger News Spons Major Computer Science Athlete of the Weck. INTRAMURAL CO R.NER e"lf .,,, Schick Super Hoops 3-on-3 Tourney It's a wrap. Jot Brown. Darren Hutcherson, Brian JICbJa and Len Anhold took home the honors as UW ·Parkside'1bea3- on-3 team with a 34·29 victory in the finals of the ScbictSuper Hoops sponsored event Tuesday at the Physical ~ Building. The foursome score victories of 56-46 and 51-42toleldl the finals before beating the team of Chris Toliver, JoeMartioo, Wes Croft and Fred Mitchell. Toe winners will travel to Marquette Univenity on Fetnary 27 for regional competition. Below are the round by l'OIDI results: Quarter finals Anhold/BrownJHutch/Jackson S6 Weinand/l'~llqUel/ Uy 46, Hembrook/Ka7/L3Zarski 30 Covelli/Leinenwebwc Koleno/Powers 28, Dahlstrom/Kirkoff/Koeh1er 48, Slllllkt/ Pocaro/ROSS 41, Toliver/Croft/MartinO/Mitchell 37, Vcenstn, Behl, Sell, Frias 32. Semi-Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutcb/Jackson SI, Hembrook/Ka1.ILU 32 Toliver/Croft/Martino/Mitchell 62, Dahlstom/Kirk.off/Koruer 55. Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 34, Toliver/Croft/Martim/ Mitchell 29. Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Floor Aerobic meets Monday duough 1bursdayat4:45to5:45andWaterAerobicsmeetsMorxlayand Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Everyone is welcome and youcai come as often or as little as you like. Register when you come. Co-Ed Volleyball Last season the Slammers were too bo to handle as they• undefeated for the entire season and won the cbampioosbip. This season the league is looking for some top nocch semns to challenge the Slammers for lhe IM Volleyball dtle. Play beginS Tuesday, February 4th, and will be held every Tuesday l8l Thursday at 8:00 P.M. Pick up your schedules in die Rlll8U News Office or the Physical Education Building. Floor Hockey A big hit in it's inaugural year, UW-Partside's floor boCbY league features seven man teams doing battle every SumlaY afternoon. Action begins Sunday February 9th. f.nlrieS IICdUe by Wednesday, February 9th at 12:00 Noon. Earn some extra $$CASH$$ Scorekeepers and Officials arc needed for IM Basket· ball and Floor Hockey. For more information contaC' Len Anhold at 595-2287 or Jim Koch at 595-2267. For more l,formatlon call595-2267 or 595-2281 ...• Nedra Cobb Arrests Elementary School in Racine. In 1986 Cobb received her MA in vocal perflll'lDance at UW -Madison where she is now fmishing her Doctor of Musical Arts degree. Her Ust perflll'lDance aedentiaIs include musical theater , film and commercial work, Jazz and Opera recitals. NedraCobbcouldbedesaibed as an enthusiastic sludent orienled professor. Her holistic and historic altitude toward music can be expe- , rienced in classes in Vocal Jazz and Class Voice. Her goal is "for students to enjoy all aspects of Music. She enjoys the mulUa1respect and support of her colleagues and her students. pen on campus. Before we didn't have a lot of choice. If a nonstudent commitled an offense we had to charge criminally for Ihat. We cou1d refer a student to the univmitydisciplinarysystem. But, Ihere have been some SlUdenIll in the past that have gone though the university disCipIinary system II dozen times and they really didn't quite get the drift Ihal we didn't appreciate their behavior," Ostrowski said. . "Ourfinesrangefromthelowest. $69.00 to the highest, $213.00. This is a stale wide system," said Ostrowski. Nevertheless, the citations do Send your message of LOVE B, EIl8t Shelle, NewiWriter Nedra Cobb, the Music DeJIIIlIIICI't'snewest Corale faeuIIY member. performed her first ~reciIa1last Wen~aythe 29lb rl January. as part of the W__ y Noon Concert Series. 'lbeaadieoce was trealeA to an _ sbort recital taken from her Dol*'*'lbesisofferingexamples !idle Longhair classics to the famiIiIr Spirituals. ProfeaorCobb is from SoutheulIIII W"_in. She attended CIrdIaIe College where. as a ~sbe first became intercst ill Music. . Cabb received her BA in Musie IidgrNjon then taught at Jones 0...· •• rr- PlIge .. Cbillf of Campus Police, Dave 0IItuw*i. . '1fwe have an incident where wefoel dlltilll beyond the scope of Ibe IIIIiwnity disciplinary system or it is a IIlllHlUdent who causes _ diaioption here, or we feel lbeiDl:idc:lltisDOllhalseriouswhere crimiDaI cbarges are necessary. we can issue citations under chaplet IS,"1Iid Ostrowski. Oslrowski feels Ihal this new po1icy giva them a nice interim wayoflgncUingthe components of CIlIplcrI8. "We _ itas a big advanrage for. lot of the incidents that hap- February 10,1992 not cover of domestic abuse. "We cannot issue a citation when there is a domestic: abuse situation. We have to issuecriminal charges Ihal are required of us by law," Ostrowski added. 11:00pm 12midnigbt 'fa IlANGDNns. PlIge 19 Soutb African Dance, Drumming, and Singing Sunday. February 9. 7pm UW-Parkslde Communication Arts Theatre TIckets can be purchased by calling 595-2345. $4 students, $8 all others Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board winter ~~GAMES WINTER CARNIVAL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS Thursday, February 6 Bob Sledding Races Petrified Hill Family Fued Finals Union Dining Video/Celebration Bash Union Square 3:30pm 6:00pm 8:00pm Friday, February 7 Mega Twister Tug-o- WarlStaff-Student Soccer Men's Basketball (Parkside vs. St Scholastica(MN) Rocky Pre-show/Awards Rocky Horror Picture Show 12noon 2:00pm 7:30pm Mainflace Soccer Field Fieldhouse Union Cinema Union Cinema Music department's newest corale faculty member treats students to recital r-::-:-=--- Personalized "Valentine's Day" Cookies ona Giant Heart-Shaped Chocolate Chip Cookie (5 Word Limit) ONLY $4.25 plus tax Place your order at the Union Deli - on or before _!!!IIIY6. 1992 Ta RANGD Nna, Page 19 Music department's newest corale faculty member treats students to recital ByElileS elleJ NeWIWriter Nedra Cobb, the Music J)ep1111Dfflt's newest Corale facu'I. Y member, performed her first }'Sbiderecilalmt Wednesday the 291b " January, as part of the WedDeldlY Noon Conct.rt Series . '1be alM!imce was tre81ed to an bolS sbclt recital taken from her l)oc:Olle Tbesisoff e.ringexamp es cidae Longhair classics ID the familiar Spirituals. Profess«Cobb is from Southeasran Wiacomin. She auended Cartbale College where, as a ~ she first became in ratill Mulic. Elementary School in Racine. In 1986 Cobb received · ht"Z MA in vocal perfmnance at UW-Madison where she is now finishing her Doctor of Musical Arts degree. Her list perf<X1l'l811Ce aedentials include musical lheatei', film and commercial wort. Jazz and Opera recitals. NedraCobbcouldbedescribed as an enthusiastic sludent oriented professor. Her holistic and historic attitude toward music can be experienced in classes in Vocal Jazz and Class Voice. Her goal is "for students to enjoy all aspects of Music. She enjoys the mutual respect and supr-----::---:::::-~==~ South African Dance, Drumming, and Singing Sunday, February 9, 7pm Cobb received her BA in Mulic Bdlnrioo dlCD taught 1 port of bcz colleagues and herstu- i........--"'~~~~.,. UW-Parkslde Cornroonlcatlon Arts Theatre Tickets can be purchased by calling 595-2345. Arrests Caat• r• ,..._ .... " Qaief of Campus Police, Dave OlavMki. . "If we blYe an incident wbeic wefeel lbalils beyond lhe scope o die lllliwnity disciplinary system Cl' it ii a IDHtDdcnt who w diuiij6)0 here, or we feel dleiacidmtis not that serious where criminal charges ate [ICCC!iSarY, WC CID issue cilllions under chap 18," llid Oslrowski. OsllOwski feels that • new policy gives them a nice interim wayofbandlingtt»e corn1DODC11lt3 of Clilpler18. -We• it as a big ad rage fm a lol of die incidents hapdents. pen on campus. Before we didn't have a Jot of choice. If a nonstudent commiued an offense we had ro charge criminally for tbaL We could refer a student to the uoiversitydisciplinary . But. there have been some students in lhc pest that have gone though the university disciplinary system a dozen times and they really didn't quite get the drift that we didn't appreciate their behavior," Ostrowski said. "Our fines range from die low- ~ $69.00 to the highest. $213.00. This is a state wide system," said Ostrowski. Nevertheless , the citations do Personalized ''Valentine's Day'' Cookies Send your message of LOVE ona Giant Heart-Shaped Chocolate Chip Cookie (S Word Limit) ONLY$4.25 plus tax Place your order at the union Deli - on or before February 10, 1992 $4 students, $8 all others not cover d domestic abuse. "We cannot issue a citation when there is a domestic abuse situation. We have to issue criminal charges that are required of us by law," Ostrowski added. 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Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-02-06 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor sheila kaplan condom olympics diversity parking parkside student government association (PSGA) smoking policy https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/0d3644b901d91d54da7feb941213271b.pdf 174d173715243541175f1c8770ad93d8 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student arrested for assault Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �,- u . . - .nlversity of Wisconsin-Parks ide Thursday, Nove~ber 1, 1990 Student arrested for assault .by Dan Chiappetta News Editor A 21-year-old UW-Parkside male student. who is a resident of UW-Parkside's Residence Hall complex. was arrested on October 26 for Second Degree Sexual As. sault. He was arrested after he admitted his guilt 10 UW-Parkside Campus Police. The individual. who is from Silver Lake. was held without bail in the Kenosha Couoty Jail this pastweekend. He was then released Monday afternoon on a signature bond. He had another court hear- ing yesterday. On October 19. an 18-year- old female. not a UW -Parkside student. who wasconducting a door to door sales presentation at Housing. reponed 10 UW-Parkside Campus Police that she was sexu- ally assaulted at Housing. The victim was invited 10 en- ter an apartment at Housing to conduct her presentation. After completing her presentation. she joined two of the five male indi- viduals in playing cards and drinking beer. She then felt tired and went 10 lie down on one of the male students bed. She later awoke to finding a hnger Pboo. by Kun Gcilfun UW -Parkslde Residence Halls male kissing her face. restraining her. and sexually fondling her. She then reponed this 10 Campus Po- lice. After a week- long investiga- tion by Campus Police. who con- ducted interviews with six male students. the Silver Lake man confessed his guilt by signing a wriuen admission to the Class C felony. "The individual was arrested on Friday at 3:00 prn," stated Dave Ostrowski. Director of Campus Chancellor Kaplan returns from China by Latesha N. Jude News Writer <fflOelober3.1990 eight col- ~\lIlIVersitychancellors went to loa as exchange delegation IeJleseOlativesof the American ~iation of State Colleges and verslbes. The seminar they ~CIP~ted in was called the .,:enlIC Development Seminar. fourmain objectives of the ~ were:tocontinue a process ~ whichAmerican and Chinese ~~ors wouldunderstand issues ~gher education, to explore ~lities between faculty and .... ,~texchange. to explore and """"'P additional avenues be- tween th~ United States and China, and to participate in symposium with Chinese educators." as was stated by the University of WIS- . .. parksl·deChancellor.SheJla consin- Kaplan. . . all The delegation was ongm Y scheduled to meet at the end of Ma 1989. However. after the bru~l massacre of the students 10 Tiananmen Square inJune of 1989. The governments of United States and China suggested that it wasnot . to travel to Chma. a proper ume k Consequently, the delegation tOO I in October 1990. pace 1 also dis- Chancellor Kap an ith the delegation the cussed WI Shelia Kaplan amount of people interested in a country exchange program. Some delegates were concerned about the number of exchange students who have come to American colleges fora year or more and have decided nOI 10 return to their country, but rather decided 10 stay in America. The delegation also discussed the increase in the number of short- term periods of time of student visits and were interested in rees- tablishing the momentum of ex- changes between the United States and China. There are 45. 000 exchange students from China who are pres- See China. Page 4 Police and Public Safety. According to SIeve Mclaughlin. Dean of Student Life. the Silver Lake man has returned to the University. but has been suspended from theResidence Hall complex. HAt this poiat we are con- dueling a separate investigation involving University discipline. He call face up 10 suspension orexput- sion from the University," said Mclaughlin. See Assault, page 4 Inside ... Editorial Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate Page 3 Voice of UW-P Page 4 Vol. of Week Page 5 Sports Page 7 Gabe'sGeb Page 13 Entertainment Page 14' This Week Page 15 C1assifieds Page 16 - Editorial ................... ". .. .., .. , ~-------;:;'::::;:~ Ranger. Page 2 Small Scale Humor by Chris Ingram e Chris Ingram 1990 The untold stOfY of whit .¥.ntu~111 happened to Tarzln From the desk of the Editor Vote. Vote. VOle. Voting is an important right that you as a U.S. citizen have and you should exercise that right LOits fullest extent. So the first thing that should be on your mind on Tuesday November 6. when you wake up after a hectic night of studying. is to go out and vote, Voting actually does have an interesting history behind it. At first, in the United States. the growth of having the right to vote was slow, though it was more rapid than in any other major democracies. The promises of equality contained in the Declaration ofIndependence and the Constitution did not materialize at once. Religious qualifications, often required in colonial times, disappeared shortly after the American Revolution, but property and literacy qualifications continued for a long time. The flfSl breakthrough in America suffrage came in the 1830's, the period of Andrew Jackson's radical democracy based on the equalitarian outlook of the Western frontiersmen, who increasingly asserted themselves in national politics. By 1860, universal suffrage for white males had become an accomplished fact. The 14th and 15th Amendments sought to ensure suffrage for African-American's, but these constitutional provisions were not fully enforced in some states. where poll taxes and literacy tests kept most African-American's from the polls. The 19th Amendment granted voting rights to women, though some states had given women voting rights long before. The 24th Amendment barred the use of a poll tax in federal elections. The Voting Rights Act of 1965 strengthened the hand of African-Americans seeking to register in the South. The 26th Amendment and subsequent legislation granted voting rights to persons 18 years old or older. During the week of October 1-5, The Parkside Student Goverment Association and Student Organization Council sponsored "Political Awareness Week". Committee chairs Chris Daniel, vice-president of PSGA, and Brenda Wilson, vice-president of SOC did a great job organizing this event and both feel it was a total success. But. just like almost any event on the campus, there was minimum participation by the student body. The committee brought in inany political leaders who are vying for office in the November 6 election. They included GovemorTommy Thompson, a Republican, and State Representative Tom Loftus, a Democrat. A new service that was offered to the students, staff, and faculty of OW-Parkside was Voter Registration. They could register to vote in Kenosha, Racine, or Somers. The committee registered 157 people. This was a great idea and the number of panicipants will increase each time it is offenred. On October 17th and 18th, The Parkside Student Governement Association held their Fall elections. Out of approximately 5,500 students only 114 students voted. You would think that since these student candidates were running for positions that represent students at OW -Parkside that more than that would have voted. On the .other hand, you would think that more than three students would run for the nine seats that were open. The thing about this is students are always ready togripe but never want to do anything about it. There are still open senate seats. If you are interested in sticking up for your student rights you can always complete a senate intern project and becomea senator-theback-ctoorapproach. If you wanttosee what their organization is all about, they meet in Communication Arts room 129 on Fridays at 12:00. They are always happy to see new faces. If you care about what is going on in your commurtity and state, get out and vote on November 6. Polls are open from 7am to 8 pm. Rem~bcr, your vote counts just as much as anyone else's. If someone took away your ri~htto vote, you'd be screammg for It back. by Craig SiIq>kiffi league offenders in crimes against humanity. Business (which issup. posed to help our country) is a democratic trademark. Incontras~ a book about corporate irresponsi. bility wouldread like ahorrorstory worse than any Hollywood fright film. Worse, because it's real. As far as legality is concerned, corpo. rate lawyers should be considered felonous scum of the earth, for they are responsible for keeping legal the daily raping of our planet. Another subject whichcannOI be overlooked, are the individuals who make up this motley crewwe call society. Each person playsa part of this sickness production some more than others. Individu: als remain self absorbed in their everyday lives until ugliness takes hold with an inescapable grip.Then he cries for help, of course no one will botherto assist. Sad, buttrue it's the way we are. Incomparison See The Dream, page 6 News Editor Dan Chiappetta IntemationalEdito" Gwen Heller Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Sport. Editor Jeff Lemmermarm. Asst. Sports Editors Mike McKowen ' Ted Mcintyre Copy Editor TO<! McCarthy> Layout Edito .. :: S<:otl Binger Secretary Sara Kahl , ••••..•.. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 9, November 1, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1990-11-01 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System assault boy scouts chancellor sheila kaplan crime parkside student government association (PSGA) rape violence https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/a75c439008b651d81e475568724e12ad.pdf 2560f325f43dd33d5590afae8d6aba32 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Lewandowski resigns PSGA Presidency Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document j,Jfur!J~ \!JJ~~~~~~~uW (Q)[FW~~~(Q)~~~~o~~~~~~[Q)~ _ - Tuesday,September 5, , ese '111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111IIIIIIIIIIIIIA Lewandowski resigns PSGA presidency "Effective August 12, 1989 Mr. Jay Lewandowski reo 81g1ledfrom the office of Presidentof the Parkslde Stu- dentGovernment Association Inc. Mr. Lewandowski cited personal reasons and time constraintsas his reasons for resignation. PSGAwould like to thank Mr. Lewandowski for the workhe has done In the or- ganlzallonover the past two and a half years. We would also Uke to wish hlme luck In all his future endeavors. ,. In the absence of Mr, Lewandowski,Vice President Don,Prangewill be pre."'."t for the remainder Of _ _•• - dowskI's term, He .• , _"rYe u president unlli the next Jay Lewandowski PSGAelections In March. two candidates currently A new vice president will being considered are P.S.G.A. be voted Into office at the Senators Don Andrewskt and Sept. 8 P.S.G.A. meeting. The J. A. Buckau, Prange looks forward to new year by Don Prange P.S.G.A. President The beginning of a new aca- demlc year Is upon us, that means long hours of study, not enough sleep, and a lot of Snickers bar dinners, We here In theParkslde Student Government Association un- derstand what it's like. so we plan on doing our best to make It as easy as possible for the students this year. For those of you who don't know what P.S.G.A. Is, It Is the sole representative of the students of Parkslde to the administration here on campus and the UW System in shared governance mat- ters. Basically what all that means is that we are respon- sible for safe guarding stu- dents' rights. The organization plans on hitting the ground running this semester. A few of the projects we will be looking into this semester are the campus book exchange, a stu- dent safety patrol, corporate sponsorship, and staffing of University and Faculty com- mlttees. Right now we have five committees that need student representation, and Affirma· tlve Action needs two stu- dents, This committee deals with the Implementation of affirmative action policies. Parking Appeals also needs two students. This committee primarily reviews appeals on parking fines. Computer in- formation and Technology Committee needs one student, The basic role of this commit- tee Is to advise the Chancellor on computer needs of the campus. Minority Affairs Ad- visory Committee needs two stuaents. The committee ad- vises the Chancellor on the needs of minority students In higher education. The Sexual Harassment Committee needs one student. This committee Is an investigative committee for people who feel they may be experiencing some form of sexual harassment. Well, I've been long wlnde<l enough for the first edition of the Ranger. I hope all of you Welcome back from Chancellor GREETINGS: Whetheryou are a new or returning student, I welcome you to theUniversity of Wisconsin-Parkside and wish you the best for the 1989-90 academic year, We hope this is a challenging and excitingyear for you as you pursue and progress toward your academic and personal goals. Yourcollege experience can be successful and beneficial in a yariety of ways both in and outside the classroom. Involvement In activities or clubs in your major, joining a student organization or participation in the host of student cultural, recreational and social events held throughout the year can enhanceyour sense of belonging to this University community as well as broaden your education. I strongly encourage you to read the Ranger as a means of staying in touch and to become actively involved in the diverse opportunities at UW- ParkS/de. BestWiShesfor an enjoyable and exciting year. Sincerely, ~4-- Sheila Kaplan Chancellor Don Prange have a good semester, and feel free to stop In the PSGA office, We need fresh Ideas. PSGA meetings are held - Fridays at noon In Oomm- Arts 129. The meetings are open to all students, faculty and staff. Inside ... Page 2... A guide to student organizations. Page 4••• Welcome week schedule. ... Student Organizations Cl trom tne unl ve rstty who are , ea , ,,,~ w<lli t .snirts, _. be tn _llio,·'lli "m"""; re"'~' amonx ~"- ''': Interested In being Involved ners, and lots of fun. and civic organiZations lind studies students. Elf,P I with the production of live programs which serve the -To provIde information fOI GIl lli~m • __ a co m- _~, """ -- ""'" Mlli ""'"" ."",,,,,,,ti es o, s tu dy abroae '" mOO On'- On _""w __ se ot the "'"" and ..... ,. ·To "..."re the Intema ... "..,",._. To' _~, club gives ..Pro"'" C,,,"".. and ."'"" ,,""' es program ., "" Events and Activities: Parkside students the oppor- other Christian information to. connectmg student Interest Presentation of nve plays tunity to learn more about the the university community. with faculty expertise and bl during the school year In con- sport of bowling in both the bringing to the attention Of ~ junction with the Dramatic competitive and friendly envi. Circle K Intemational the student body areas of spe, sv Arts department. The club ronmenta, such as school V.W. Parkslde Chapter clalization within the pro uteri .also sponsors student produc- leagues as well as intercol- purpose of the Club: gram. to ~ tlons, field trips to MIlwaukee legiate competition. Circle K develops tomor· .To provide career possibn. fO rrt and Chicago to see profes. Events and Activites: row's leaders today through ities within the international scb O sional theatre. and active The Club participates In a Involvement In campus and field through use of speakers. ues participation In co_curricular conference In which the mens community services. We are Events and Activities: to J university activities. and womens bowling team organized to encourage col· Members of the club heip b stud bowls competitively against lege students to become in· the pianning and running Of ElI1l flve other state schoois. The valved In the real world be· the Model organiZation of tbE Elfl team also particlpates in nu- cause college ts more than American States. and attend N merous to\lmaments around books, classes. and a walk to a simulation of their own. b pre' the nation. the parking lot. the Spring of 1989. memben peJ Events and Activities: attended the National Model spe We participate In the Spe· United Nations in New Yor; Uel cial OlympicS, MDA. Cohora· .City. Club members sponsOI ma, and a whole lot more. We bake sales to fund club actlv!. bave two' conventions each ties. year _ a dlstrict and an in· tematlonal one. We also spon- sor a clown called Coko at va· rlous events. We have lots of fun interacting with other Cir· cle K clubs around the nation. 2 Tuesday, September 5, 1989 Ranger Parkside Accountlng{FInaDce Club purpose of the Club: The primary purpose is to enhance the education of UW- Parkside club members by providing various services and activities both on and off campuS. Events and Activities: The Accounting/FinanCe Club Is actively Involved In campus events. Activities tn- clude bl-weeklY meetings. guest speakers. fleld trips, fund raisers. volunteer tutor assistance, and annual din·. ners. The club Is also actively Involved in planning and co· ordinating "Managers Day." a major annual event for business students at UW· parkslde. In addition, several committees are formed each school year. These commit- tees Include publicity. consti· tutlon. scholarship, and social events. Joining this club Is an exceuent way to meet and In- teract with other business students and faculty. Mem· bers aJso have the opportu- nlty to make Invaluable con- tacts with business leaders from the community. . Alpha Psi Omega Dramatic Arts Fraternlty purpose of the Club: To bring together people Art Addicts Purpose of the Club: To help individual artists join together in order to learn and grow as weli share and support one another. Another Catholic Campus MinIstry Important goal is to become Catholic Student Club Involved In campus activities purpose of the Club: as well as activities outside Catholic Campus MInistry the University. and the Catholic Student Club Events and Activities: exist to: Art Addicts sponsor speak- 1. Be an opportunity for all ers. organIZe and hold fund students, faculty adminlstra· raisers. set up a Fall art tors and staff members to shoW as well as a student gather in friendship. (jured) show In the Spring. 2. provide actlvltes and Art Addicts gets Involved in events which will enlIance fleld trips to museums, gal. human life and values. lerles. and show openings. 3. Serve as a resource for There Is also an end !If the the university community to Comedian to perform tonight by suzanne Mantuano Union Square on Tuesday ,:c-----=::-:c-:c-:c-~-~~ Feature Editor September fifth at n1n~ o'clock p.m. Hodgson claimS that his act Is for the most part mellow, but bas a lot of action. A large part of the ac· tion in Hodgson'S act comes from the props that he bas made and designed himself. Hodgson boasts, "I have the world's only Braille bumper sticker, electric bag· pipes. and a prop that cranks my head around in 360 de· grees." With his head on straight: Hodgson was able to come up with a story line that bas landed him the lead role in his new HBO Comedy Chan· nel program. HBO purchased from Hodgson his comedy shoW idea that wlll be going on the air this fall. The name of the program is "Mystery Science Theater 3000''. Joel Hodgson comes from a small town In Wisconsin called Fort Alklnson which Is near Madison. He was raised in Green Bay and went to col· lege in Minnesota. Minnesota Is where 'Hodgson got his start in comedy. He landed his first comedy job whlle he was a junior In college at the age of 21 at the Comedy cabaret in Minneap· olis. Through Hodgson's first dip Into the limelight only lasted five minutes. the owner liked him and suggest. ed that he return. This was the beginnlng to bigger and better things. Since his first five minute glimpse at star- dom. Hodgson has performed at such clubs as The Improv in Los Angeles. The Magic casUe In Hollywood, and The Comedy Store which Is also in Los Angeles, "Joel is multi·faceted indi- vidual. He's a writer, inven· tor, and he helps other per- formers," said Hodgson'S agent Steve Benz. Hodgson does not directly credit anyone performer with giving him the Itch to join In, however he did in- clude Jonathon Winters George Carlin. and Andy Kaufman in the list of stars that mostly affected him when he was younger._ "1 always performed," said Hodgson. "I did magic tricks and juggling acts. 1 had always been Interested In It (comedy)." Parkside stu· dents and faculty wlll be able to see Hodgson shine in the "It ("Mystery Science Theatre 3000") is about a janitor who accidently gets shot into outer space by two evil scientists. He (janltor) Is then forced to watch bad science fiction movies with his robots that he bUut from his space ship," said Hodg- son. The production and shoot· ing of "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" will be done by Hodgson and one of his col~ leagues. Production will begin right after Hodgson finishes his week·long tour of several other college cam- puses. production of Mystery Science Theatre SOOOwill be based out of Minneapolis where the show had already been aired a year ago: Hodg· Joel Hod9son son has also invented toys such as the Grab Bag, but as of yet he has seen no profit from the endeavors. Whether It be profits or laughs that a comedian yeams for, Hodgson advises that time Is the most impor· ~t factor to getting there. If people think you're funny, and your friend's tell you you're fuIUly that's a good sign. Spend a lot of time ?on stage." Hodgson said. Most people think there is a quick method, but the best Is to spend as much time up on stage as possible and get used to it." Club for Intemational Affairs (CIA) purpose of the Club: .To provide an arena for in· Data procl'ssing Management Association de purpose of the Club: G< The purpose of DPMA Is 11 III expose students interested. Ie data processing to the varlou 81 career flelda and opportunl ties available in the area a Ii data processing and inform, G tlon system management. £ Organlzalions, cO/1I. on page 3 ~ i I How're you going to do it? .-. -4.nplfedin ¥Js! ~~PS/2 itt" Close a deal on an IBM PS/2 before the semester closes in on you. ~ Be~ ~~~Crself in deep water this semester. get an IB~t rsona ys • hoose {rom five different packages of hard· ware and sorl~-all at speeiallow student pricell. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue , September 5, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1989-09-05 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor sheila kaplan parkside student government association (PSGA) student organizations https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/93c18b73eacc121e27bb403a24bdd933.pdf 49483e9b5742b9a86129b26aad0fd0a1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Design for Diversity underway Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document � . , .. , , Thursday. NOV.17.1 self I Y'f1Fil ~ I!JIINJ D '¥'~ 1Rl~ nw (Q) IF W D ~©(Q) INJ ~ ~ INJ 0 Ii" ~1Rl1lt:~ ~ it))~ ---~----~--'-"';'---':"--";;-"'--- . Design for Diversity underway Hall and MAC pushing /·theOther'''shesald. seven monlrity staff people, in positive direction The academic end of De. Clearly we want to do as well by Scott Singer sign for DiverSity falls under if not better this year," Ka- Vice Chancellor John Stock. plan commented. The MInority Actions Com. Editor's Note: This is the well's responsibilities. Kaplan She said Stockwell has au- 'mdttee (MAC), headed by J. secondof a two-part series on said that his goals fall under thorized divisions to recruit Mark "Sunny" Hall, Is ready Design for Diversity tm.pte- a number of different catego. four new postlons and "has for action, Many new pro. mentation af Parkside, ries. made It crystal clear that Af., grams and a positive direc, I t "We've always had goal, flrmative Action activities tlon will be pushing the group Everyone has a goa 0 here for hiring women ant and pools that have qualified into the future under Hall's reach by January in creating minorities. We were rathai women and minority cannt. enthusiastic leaderhslp. the Pardsike plan for the UW successful in our minorit~ After expressing interest In SystemDesign for Diversity. hiring last year, we hire' See Design, page 3 MAC at a Senate meeting in Chancellor Sheila Kaplan late September, Hall was ssld she has taken the va- elected Chairman of the com. rtous areas of the Design for CECA ·d D· I mittes. At that time Hall was Diversity program and has 81 S eSlgn goa S faced with a disorganized and assigned specific' responsthtj, disoriented group to work lUes to the respective Chan. with. Since then, MAC has by Kelly McKissick of reVieWing these cases, a cellarson campus. News Editor <lumber of students have been come a long way. Assistant Chancellor of Stu- granted admission to the Un, With the Design for Diver. dent Affairs Gary Grace's The Center for Educational viersity because it has been sity program as the guideline rns were outlined in and Cultural Advancement determined that the tnstttu. for MAC, Hall is required to progra , , carry out certain procedures. the previous story. Kaplan (CECA) has been working on tton can provide the support explained that Marilyn Fos. minority recruitment and reo "Design for Diver~ty h:~ a ter-Kirk, Assistant Chancellor tention before UW System lot of goals and eac goa as o t Univ ersity Relations, has P ld t K th Sh to be met within its time t t h t k f resi en enne aw frame," Hall said. This has beencharged wi h e as 0 asked universities to begin been hard because of lack of raisingprivate funds for min, implementing .Design for Di- attendance at MAC meetings. lority scholarships. "That verslty goals into their pro· With mostly non-voting memo was an area we had set as a grams. bers present at the meetings, part of our own 20th anntvar, A minority retention Hall has not been able to BIII'y fund.ralsing campaign," demonstra.tton project evalua- achieve quorum. As of tate, Ksplansaid. tion completed by Selase attendance has Improved. Gary Goetz, Assistant Wayne Williams on the 1987· The group, Which Hall saId Chancellor of Administration 88 program showed that there "doesn't only involve mtnon, and Fiscal Affairs, "will be are a number of programs in ties, It involves everyone," lookingat an area that is not place to aid minority students works in concert with Design a part of Design for Diver- in college. for Diversity to gain and reo sily, but something I think is An intrusive advlelngyooun, tain minority students on equally Important," Kaplan seling program was imple- campus. "We have to stick said.He wlll be concentrating men ted in October 1987 to aid with Design for Diversity be. on minority purchasing and condtttonally-adrmtted stu- cause if we don't MAC would vendor contracts for Pa.rk- dents. Each student was as- lose purpose and lean away side.The State already has a signed a CECA adviser with from Its constitution, and that program Implemented that whom they were supposed to would be bad," Hall said. encourages state agencies to meet four times per semester services they need to remain Hall also commented, purchase a certain percent- about class progress. , in school. "MAC needs a lot of coopera. age of their services and A Minority Admissions Re- The Uniform Minority In- tion from all students to goodsfrom minority contrac- view Subcommittee was set formation System (UMMIS) make It work." With the lack tors. up in May of this year to reo began in the Fall semester of of student interest in MAC in KsPIan has told Goetz that evaluate minority student 1987 to provide minority and the past, attendance at the shewants to do better in pur- cases who were denied ad- disadvantaged program staff meetings was comprised Chasingto help meet Park· mission to the University be· with an overall picture of the mostly of administrative per. Bide'sgoal, "It's equally 1m, cause they could not meet the See CECA, page 3 sonnel. Hall wants to change POrlantthat we be good cltl· standard criteria. As a result thlg and get more student :ze:n:s~In:~th:a~t:.:a~r:ea~a:s~w:e:ll:..:a:s:....:.::..:::=-==:...:=~_.:- -=-=-==-:-.-::-: ... participation, yielding higher Perplexing WEJT disputes continue Inside... t d Green said the caseworkers Page 2 Green, an e!n:PlormeF ~e had no right to tell the women Dare yourself to quit training coordlna or or that they would have to quit Racine County Hum~ Servo school that the caseworker Page 5 . Ices Department. e e;; was m'islnformed or confused Try the Derder mind game plained that the. two·ye th WEJT two.year state. maximum educatIon guIde. ~ent e Green said he would Page 6 line sent down from,r.:adisof speak with the caseworkers International classrooms in July was only a sta .~m~n i at Racine Job Service to Page 7 not a law. Green sal a ht ut the slutation. most agencies are unclear as, stg'~g ;~'::'esday, Nov. 9, Classlfleds and Week at the to ho)" to mealsture h~~e~w7i Legislative Affairs Commit· Park year time 11m , w e Director Tim Grygera: should be by calendar years tee informed that the WEJT' Page 8 ·or academic years. Green wa:ement Green had been Th C I J C said It could be Implemented ~king about could indeed be· e ounse or s orner as law in January 1989. come law sooner than expect., Page 9 A number of women S present then asked why Rfd ed ire said he received a letter Sports, Sports, ports cine mothers were being to ••••••••• • ••••• r by caseworkers that they See WEJT, page 4 would have to quit school. -------- by Kelly McKissick News Editor . by Kelly McKissick News Editor Editor's Note: This is the secondof a two-part series on the WEJT (Wisconsin Educa. llanol Job Training) program alld its effects on Parkside stUdents. The fight has just begun over WEJT (Wisconsin Educational Job Training) guidelines and now PSGA (Parkside StUdent Govern. mentAssociation) Legislative },ffalrs Committee is helping Withthe battle .. '" group of WEJT mothers ~thered in the PSG A office eSday, Nov. 8, to discuss Program problems with Dan > Vol. XVII. No. 11 J. Mark "Sunny" Hall 'programming efficienty. Among the programs in the works are Hispanic Week, Black Month, and an awards banquet. The awards banquet Is ae- tually a function put on by the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement (CECA). Hall hopes to be able to have a combined func. tion and to open It up to the public. He hopes to be able to draw participants from the local communities to the awards banquet to honor aca- demlc and communluly achievements. By also offer. Ing a tour before the banquet, Hall hopes to be able to at. tract students to Parkslde. Another projecl that Hall lls working on Is to form aNa. tlve American club. Hall said that he has received interest for this type of group and he is eager to organize such a club. Presently MAC Is working on a proposal to focus on rac1- cal cUscrimlnation. As re- quired by Design tor Dlver- sly, MAC must have a pro. posal that meets specific reo quirements ready bjf Jan. 15. z Inursaay, NOv. 1', llll:ll:lHanger r Dare yourself to quit by Laura Pestka Enlertalnment Editor The annual Great American Smokeout Is here again. The American cancer Society asks au smokers to quit smoking for one day: Thllrs- day. November 17. several faculty members have quit over the past year, which [ust hoes to show, It can be done. You can quit and live to tell about II. Ross Gunderson qull smok- Ing about a year ago. "There are no hints (to quit smoking) It took the scare of cancer to make me do It," Gunderson. explained. As it turned out. he didn't have cancer, but the scare was enough to make him quit. And as for how he feels about other smokers, "I hope their time comes like mine, before they get Into truoble." Another faculty member. who wishes to remain anony- mous, quit two months ago. "I don't want to blow my own hom by saytog I quit." He qull smoking a few years ago, but then slarled up again. "A friend &ald, 'Just have a few puffs,' and wllhln three days I was back to two and a half packs a day." Now he has given up smoking again. He got mad al himself and coughed all the time which was his motivation to attempt quitting again. These are just a couple of the mlllions of people who have quit smoking. If you smoke. give it up for a day on November 17. If you don't smoke. help someone who does. The Pre-med Club will have a booth In Molinaro on November 17for non-smokers to "adopt" a smoker and offer support. No one says it will be easy. Withdrawal symptoms such as nervousness, restlessness, irritability, headaches, diz- ziness and upset stomach are not enjoyable sensations. But the good pari Is that they don't last. You have to mud- dle through the bad to get to the good. Ask any ex-smoker- if he is more happy with himself now that he quit. I'm sure YOU'll get a positive answer. So give It a try during the Great American Smokeout. What's one day without a cigarette? Questions about the London trip? Dear Editor: Many students have asked me about the March 10-29trip to London for which I serve as tour guide. I'd like to make clear that full payment of $1290.00 by December 5, to the Continuing Education Of- fice In Tallent Hall, guaran- tees the price. A deposit of $325.00 reserves a place on the "London and Theatre" trip; full payment Is due by January 19. (Our tour compa- ny cannot raise the cost by more than 10%). Students can also earn two credits for the trip by regts- terlng for English 290: 'Brltish Theatre. Tuition costs are extra, and one need not take the course In order to go on the trip. "London & Theatre" in- cludes three theatre perform- ances, three and a half days of guided excursions. a nice hotel In central London, breakfast and dlnner, several optional tours' to London', great muse~ms and art gal. lerles, and airfare on a regu· larly scheduled flight out from O'Hare airport. Further questions should be directed to the Conllnulllg Education Office, 553·2312. Sincerely yours, Andrew McLean Professor of English and JIU. 1J1anities . Thanksgiving blood drive: give blood, save a life .. Parkside will be sponsoring a blood drive on November 23 for the Blood Center of South. eastenl Wisconsin. Donations will be taken between 9 am and 3:30 pm. Over 450 pints of blood are needed every day in the six county area surrounding Ra. cine and Kenosha. And what good Is a blOOd donor? A blood donor Is good for people who go through windshields and red lights. For somebody with leukemia. For people being operated on For barefoort kids who aren'i careful. For people Into feu. din; and flghUn'. For hemo·· philiacs so they can be as normal as possible. For dare- devlls. For people undergoing dialysis while waiting for a kidney transplant. For people who fool around with guns. For little kids who manage to uncap ~a bottle full of polson. For ,people who are burned pretty bad. For I).ew mothers needing a tranfusion. For new babies who need a complete change of blood supply. For people ~th a severe case of hepatltls. For people who fall out of trees (or whatever). for anybody, any age, wtth bleeding ulcers. For people In the wrong place at the wrong time. For the very tired with severe anemia. For people who run Into lhlngs. For pe0- ple who are In l\ lot worse shape than most people you know. Take a few minutes out 0/ your wsy day to save soDl& one's life. don't assume thai someone else will do It, be· cause that's what they'" thinking too. GHAT AM8IcAN tar AFFN QUIT TIPS SMOKEOUT HMIeall ~ rnatetws. eee, • Z ~'..-. lAy 1ft a wppty of wprtcs .... amM -=u. etC. DNt lou ul..... bill,.. TAKE A BREAJHER up roIfce: & akottol Tell ~ )'OU're quIIl"'1 .Ln me Great Amcric:aD s.noteouc on Tbunday. for the day. f'lIo¥embef 17. MiUioas 01 ~ ICI'OIS the country Wheft the .,... 10smoke hiD. 1Ue• deep bread'L.1'Ioid it Cor wiD tate • break and try not 10 smc*e rot 24 hours. 10 5CCCIIIldI. .t. rdcue " How about you? Or. if you doII'(snMU, adopt .·smokcr ......,.~ ro. .... doy and p.... use to help ..... _.et duouah Eurctsc to rdieve the te.ioL date lilly Wllhotd a acan:nc! T l')' tbe ""bltddy sysceat. M aAd IS-",.. •..,.",..,....~ aU. a frieDd to ~I coo. Anonymous meetings for addicts Weekly meetings will be held on the Parkslde campus for those individuals with addictions. These groups are fellowships of men and women who share their experi· ences, strengths and hopes with each other. The only requirement for membership Is a desIre t stop drinking and/or abusing drugs. Take the 12 Steps Freedom and attend one of the meetings. Attendance Is contIdentlsI and anonymous. Ileetlng Dales and TImes Alcoholics Anonymous: Mondays, 1·2pm Narcotics Anonymous: Wednesdays, 12-1pm Adult ChIldren of Alcohollcs: Wednesdays, 1-2 pm and Thursdays, 11-12pm Overealen Anonymous: Mondays 12-1pm Place: Molinaro, D-130 EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelty McKissk:k .....•.....•............. News Editor laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy. Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Aubner Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John M,:uter Distribution Manager Curt Shlrcet Business Manager ~ GENERAL STAFF Dsvid Boyd, Sheila Bugaleeki. Ruben Carbajal, Dan C~iapetta. Tim Cook, DaVid DeblSh, Tricia Ebner, MIChelle Gasl, L~y. Knoell. G80rge Koenig. Mark Hall, Abu Hasset~. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Broken alcohol policy call cage into question Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �?~~~'lc~/C~hOI policy calls cage into question NewsEditor . . ence with the University poll- that we had 10follow pollcy. I cy, but in lh!s case Dr. Grace feel dloappoinlAld. though. has agreed to allow us to that the admin traUon " have this dance without the .looldng out for ,tudentl rath· cage and still have the three er than the stud nta looking guests for students without out for students." University pollcy." She explained that have th He explained that It was a problem exposed two day, be- complex issue. "and every. fore the dance dJd not gt""e body wants it to work ouL PAS any time 10 inform tu- We're happy and yet we're dents that the cage may be within the spirit of the taw goU1g up or gu Is may be and the intent of the Wiscan. barred, so Is very pleased sin statute." with the decision, . Jay Lewandowski, Park id McLaughlin said that some Student Government AalJoc:Is- information was going to be tion preald nt and PUAB rep- gathered at the door at resentaUve for Park.lde Friday's dance to determine Aduit Student A11Iance ... Id, how many guests attended, "To bring It (the brok n poll. their age group, and the ages ey I and throw it in our fac of Parkside students who at- two daya before a dane. tended. "We're trying to build when there Is no Um to do some etaneu cs so that when anything, is very poor on th the Chancellor does receive a admlniBtraUon's part, We recommendation, there wU1 didn't have all of the' lnform . more informaUon to look at." Uon unW the day of 1M m t. Bill 'Iebuhr, Union direclor ing " slated at Wednesday's meet- "it'S (th alcohol poll y I a ing that he "was surprised" big lssu l>eca...e you haY 10 that the alcohol sub-commit. know the const:ra1ntl you' tee didn't address this 1ssue under betore you do any pro- before making the recom- gramming," Bolltetter mendaUon to PUAB 10 take 'nte remaJning PAB llve ea. the cage down. tertainm nt nenta tor lId8 Sue Bostelter, PAB presi. year .. 111 be dry, 80Itetter dent and chair of PUAS, was aa1d However, 'nte End II happy with the decision. She not aolely all'... nuor1&in suggested that the polley be ment PAB v nt, and pollciN lifted at Wednesday'S PUAB for that vent ",111 Iu.. 10 be meeting, "but we were told looked at In lh near tuture the cage came tum- doWJI at PAB's (Park- ActivitiesBoard) March ce, it marked the re- of desegregaUon at .However,at the April kside Union Advisory (PUAB) meeting, it .. learnedthat an alcohol C. was broken at that Ibe alcohol policy states in a non-segregated sltu- .nen-atudents must be of iIpI drinking age to enter a l'arksldedance. The policy lr the campusis the same as lie state-mandated alcohol plliey, butParkslde is techni- lilly notunder that state law Ieo&use it does not hold a Iiq- IIlrllcense, blems arose because a had to be made t how the next dance 8) was to be run. Sug- included putting the back up, barring under- .... 18. or appealing to r Shella Kaplan for 4up in the alcohol poll- . . DeelslOllS from Kaplan and :Stant Chancellor of Stu· t Affairs G, Gary Grace Ifted the 'alcohol policy for Y nlght·s dance. There te by Dave McEvoy To store or not to store-that Is the question facing PUAB concerning the PAB cage. was no cage, and students plan, who was away in 'Madi- were allowed to bring three son on business. about the guests. the same as the possiblity of opening up the March 25 dance. alcohol policy for review. "It was a really complex McLaughlin then spoke to issue." Steve McLaughlin. dl- Grace Thursday afternoon. rector of Student Life ex- Grace, who was on vacation, plained. There were only two told McLaughlin that he feels days' between the PUAB it would be okay to leave the meeting and the dance to de. dance as It was If a reeom- cide what to do. McLaughlin mendation was going to be said he talked to Grace after made from PUAB. about the being in full compliance with campus alcohol pollcy. the PUAB meeting and ex· McLaughlin said that pressed the concern about Friday's dance was "exempt Friday'S dance. from Un~versity p?Ucy. We Grace spoke briefly to Ka· are technically not lJ1 congru- System president propo$es minority plan 8lIa UW Prssident Kenneth' 118 w announced last week· a ~ millionminority student OIl roltmentplan that centers Illshi taxpayer.supported schol· toe J:-~rted the Milwau· fo;""nr an , called "Design ere versity," would in' ly :e d the number of minori. by!(jUents on UW campuses Yea percent in the next five nUm~'as well as increase the and '::ff of minority faculty "me II by 75 percent in the me frame. "a Of thY the year 2000. one.third be e WOrkforce is going to Sha made up of minorities," be W Baid. "If we're going to ~ompelltive, we have to be to edminorities have access qUaIl~calionthat makes them led for those jobs." The plan goalsf inclUdes speclflc tJw s Oreach campus in the cam Yslem. For example, and~ses such as Superior liteir reen Bay, because of 8lze locallon. would empha·· recruitment of American Indian students, System.wide goals. arter the five-year 50 percent .goal, call for an increase in mmo~i. ty students of 100 percent m the next 10 years. There were 7,378 minority students in the 26·campus UW system during the 1987·87 school year-·about 4.55 per· cent of the total system en- rollment of about 162,000. Shaw's plan would in~reB:se the total number of mmor~ty students to 11,067 in five years. Also during' the 1986·87 school year, the UW System had 140 minority faculty members, or 2 p~rcent ~~~~ 7 000 total. The aca siaff had 345 minorities'i or 4.6 percent of the 7,500 tota . Under the pian, less than $1.8 million wou~~e b:;;:S:; availabie durmg t $Ii million school year; a:o~ mlll ion in in 1990-91; an f the plan 1992-93. The. cost t $6 million would stabilize a per year at that point. The money must be appro- priated by the state Legisla- ture. The plan calls for: • Strengthening exlsting student grant programs and creating 50 new stud~nt grants for qualified 10w.ln· come students. • Asking for funding to pay UW minority students to reo cruit hlgh school students. • Establishing a group of 500 volunteers acroSS the state to work with minority high school students··empha· siZing the need to do well in high school. and helping the students apply for scholar- ships and financial ald. • providing grants to mi- nortty doctoral candidates with the expectation that they would join UW faculties after graduating. • Increasing the number of minority students in teacher training programs though "loan forgiveneSS programs. Moran seeks "win-win" on annexation issue by Amy H. Ritter ·e".. Editor "Th n xt four y ... will probably be th m t crucial in Kenoaha', cont mpo ry history," Moran aald, ....1th the pending Mparlure of Chrysl r'o mbly opera· tion. "!l's going to pro M a double d s""om," he ld, explaining that in th hort run, It will be hard on K no· sba. Many people will looe their Joba, apu rring a rise in unemploym nt raiN. Feeder industrlea, thoae that upply Chrysler, wtll aIao be detrl· mentally affected, However. "on the oth~r alck- of the SWOrd, It'. going to pro· vide tremendoua opportu. nity," the mayor-elect d Moran said he looks forward to taking full advantage of the opportunity to diveralfy Kenosha" ecomonIc baBe, Moran has llved in Ke_ since 1988. when he \\<.... released from active duty in the Marine Corps. He served in Vietnam and later in Wash. Ington D.C. Moran wu born See Motan page 2 Pat Moran emerged victori- ous from Kenosha's mayoral elecllon held Tuesday (April 5), defeating incumbent Mayor Eugene Dorff. Moran. a freshman alder· man, gained 12,979votes (56.1 percent) to Dorff's 10,ll68 (44.8 percenll. Dorff was elecled by Kenosha's City O>uncU 10 months ago when then-Mayor John Bllotti took a job with the Thompson ad· ministration in Madl8on. During an interview Mon· day. Moran said he was "elated" over the victory. however, "somewhat sur· prlsed about the margin of victory. I thought It would be a lot closer than wbat the out· come actually was. We antlci· pated we'd win-·we worked very hard. We thought (the margin of victory) would be about :M)() votes." The 41-year-old Mayor .. iect III a salesman with Merkt Cheese in Bristol. He wlll take office April 20. • 2 Thursday, April 14. 1988 Ranger aur view Minority plan endorsed UW System President Kenneth (Buzz) Shaw proposed a fIS mll1lon minority student recroltment plan at last week's Board of Regents meeting. ThIs plan dIffers slight- ly from hJs orlglnal plan which he proposed last fall and whJch drew a lot of fire. The fire was In response to a por- tion of the proposal that hJgh school students with a C-plus or belter be granted tuition waivers. The new plan Is much more palatable. In recognition that access to higher education Is essen- tial to belter understanding among the races, Shaw's pro- posal proposes that additional funds be channeled to strengthen the existing student grants and that an addi- tional MlO grants be created. for low-Income students. In addition to recognizing the need for undergraduate enrollment by minorities. Shaw's proposal allows for mi- nority doctoral candidates to receive grants If they plan to stay with the UW system after completion of their studies, The part of the proposal that Is most appealing to the students. however, ts the proposal that minority students who are already In the university be paid to recruit hJgh school students. ThIs Is especially Important In a campus like thts, whJch could handie the additonal enrollment and Increase our minority student population at the same time. . Naturally. the opposition to the plan wIll come from tax- payers who will not be willing to pay additional dollars to see the enrollment of the universities In the system be- come more racIally balanced. Unfortunate, but true. At the university. we are taught to think. We are taught to look beyond the present and to asptre to greater things. both personally and as a society. Shaw's plan shows thought and clearly demonstrates a commitment to equal access to h!l!her education. New mayor a Parkside graduate trloran from page f . In North ChJcago. A. Parkside alumnus, Moran received an under- graduate degree In History with a minor In social sciences here, as well as sec. ondary teaching cerilflcatlon. He did graduate work In urban studies at UW-M1lwau. kee. "Great school," he sald of Parkslde. "That·s where 1 met my wife (Anever)." The two met In a political science class. here. They now have three ch1ldren: Benjamin. 8; Ryan, 7; and Elise, 5. Moran was expecting the Inevitable annexation ques- tion, and was not surprised when It was posed .. "I think that when we look at the potential annexation of Parkslde Into the city of Kenosha, to he said, "we have to make It a win-win sttua- ation. "I don't think we sat down with the parties that be. -the student govemment offt- ctals. the chancellor. the township people, and the clly, to demonstrate where the beneflla would be for all parties involved. "There has to be (benellts for all). And 1 think there Is." Under a 1973 agreemenl with Somers, Moran ex. plalned, growth would pro- Vide services and these areas would be prime zones for tile city to annex. Parkslde Is in one of these zones. In other zones, the city would not annex the land. "to honorthe Integrity of the town." Moran said the city must demonstrate to the state. Parkslde's absentee landlord. that Parkslde would benefit from annexation. "Now if that can't be demonslrated, the reslstence would be justi· fied. " Letter. Vote against Reaganomics divldual's greed, have been consequent throughout the economy. Unions demand ex. tortlonlst wages. Manage- ment passes labor costs to the consumer while maintaining a flagrant and felonious disre- gard for quality and safety. The pUblic and private sec- tors InaJst on increased fed- eral support. In the last decade. how- ever, those who have preached "Praise the Govern. ment and pass the SUbsidy" have seen the American econ- omy becoming increasingly less competitive In the global marketptace. 'I'he govemment has steadi- lY stripped away incentives for corporate profit while in- creasing Individual Indolence and reJtance upon social pro- grams whJch dlmlntsh pro- ductivity_ Businesses have shJfted to a foreign tabor force, which costs ·Americans their jobs. The "restructuring of wealth" has taken on global proportions. But a It makes you wonder If liberaJa can think objectively. Steven Meyers correctly Iden- titled Chrysler pullout as a symptomatic of a targer na- tional ma1atse: a post. Indus- lrtaI restructuring of the U.S. economy. For the past half-century. economic liberals subscribed to Keynes'S doctrine: that It Is actualIy a positive good for a nation to bulld a huge na- t10ruiJ debt. ThIs supposediy atlmulatea the economy. Keynes Intended thts as a prevention tor depression; Democrats quickly saw a way to legally buy votes: provide more social programs and government glve-awaya. It was only a matter of time before the lunatic fringe began to espouse the doctrine of a national restructuring of wealth. (In other countries these people are called social- Ists. ) RamI1Ications of this phll08- ophY. wntch preys upon an In- Pat Moran tin." The situation he de- scribed was three· fold find- Ing '!ieneflla for the city, for Parkside. and for the town- ship of Somers. "Initially, 1 think we put the cart in front of the horse." he said In criticism of the first discussions of annex- redistribution globally means take from the rich (U.S.) and give to the poor (Third World). Since tne vast majority of people In the world have a standard of liVing below even the poorest of Americans, this necessarily means a reduced standard of liVing for ALL Americans. Now the liberals begin screaming! Protectionism reminiscent of smoot. Hawley . is considered. More govern. ment controls are advocated. Even more ludicrous, the whole flnanC!alflasco, eonstt. tutionally the responsibility of the Democra~c Congress, Is laid In the lap of "Reagano m · Ics." So the Democratic s, whose misguided policies gol us in this mess. are now saying, "It's not our fault! We'llsave you! Votefor us!" Be sure to vote In Novem· ber. - . EdItorial Staff Jenny Carr Edil... Randy LeCount Sports Ednor Kelty McKissick News Edit... Dave McEvoy Photo Edilor Amy H. Ritter News Edil... John Kehoe Asst. Pholo Ednor Terri DeAosier Fealure Editor Aobb Luehr Copy Ednor ~~ ~o~t':fn han~ "X~ students of UW·Pa~e. who are solely resPOfl_ for its edltOnnd,l~ days. .' P .- every Thursday dun"ll the academic year except ..... bnlal<s' Ie=~t~ ~~%~ a~epthed only if they are tyPed, dOUble-spacedand 350 wo~~rl bel"'.;;: held upon request.' ,... p onenumber ,"eluded lor verification purposes. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 27, April 14, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Key to combatting problem is educating public Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document executives Alex Pettit (I)-and Corby Anderson' take office March 30 as President and Vice-President, respectively; of PSGA. See stories, page 3. combatting problem IIImberUeKranIch NewsEdItor in a tloree'part series harassment as It 00 the UW-Parkside Is very subtle in na- d very difficult to de. deal with." preceding was one of gs by the Institu- Resource Committee ~ Status oI Women in its .. t7, 1980 report. Since Parts! Committee's report ....... de formUlateda Sexuai IIlIee ment Advisory Com- In 1981 which had been I'e c!:.P untu three years rreotly, Chancellor Kaplanplans to formu- a new committee within lib DeJtt two months to deal ......allegations of sexual ~ ment. institutional Resource Committee found one of the biggest' problems to be the uncertainty as to whether or not one has been a victim of sexual harassment. In addi- tion, when sexual harassment is clearly the case, victims have been and continue to be fearful of coming forward . with a complaint. With these considerations in mind, .when the Sexual Har- assment Advisory Committee was active as it tried to de- velop an educational program to help sensitize the campus to the issue of harassment. Brochures explaining sexual. harassment were distributed in addition to the showing of films and lectures on the . topic. "The area that needed the most attention and continues to need It Is the educational aspect," according to Stuart expert discusses Iranscam •••••page 4 "IOn' student controversY= •.•••page 5 r doesn't hinder student page 7 EXhibition held here page 8 continues tradition page 15 1987 P.S.G.A. ELECTION BALLOT P.S.G.A. PRESIDENT . Winners in Bold 244 Alex PeWt 176 Kay Rouse . 153 Rich Borkowski 35 Dan Galbraith 16 Jim Lawell, Jr. P.S.G.A. VICE PRESIDENT 253 Corby Anderson 183 Fred Monardi 176 Dan Vogt P.S.G.A SENATE 299 Blake Topel 271 Jeanne Brandel 288 Kevin Zirkelbach 237 Jan Kratochvil 284 Sandra Villareal 26 Tim Usius 280 J.J. Masterson 20 Ken McCray SEGREGATED UNIVERSITY FEE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE S.U.F.A.C. AT LARGE SEAT 249 Rocky Donovan 216 Bev Landreman 61 Sue Bostetter PARKSIDE UNION ADVISORY BOARD 403 Lynn L1por is educating public Rubner, member of the Corn- mittee since its inception and director of student counsel- ing. "1 don't think sexual har- assment Is as well understood as It could be. "The next step," continued Rubner, "is to report it (sex- ual harassment). People have to come out of the closet on this one." In addition to educating the campus community. about sexual harassment, the Com- mittee functioned "to provide a means for people to report sexual harassment with as 11t- tle anxiety and embarrass- ment as possible," according to Stella Gray, the first to chair the Committee back in 1981. To this effect. the names of the Committee members were published, which re- sulted in individual members being contacted by persons claiming sexual harassment. The Committee member would then gather informa- tion from the parties tn- volved, come to the Com~lt. tee for advice and take the ID- formation back to the parties Invloved without ever having disclosed any names. "The Committee as a whole never heard any cases," stated Rubner. OlIn a way, that's the way It should be. The cases were resolved with· out going public." Sexual Harassment 1 on ~ampus: It happens Ja here, too. ... 1IIIIIUio .......... _-ll According to former com- rnlttee members, all sexual harassment allegations were resolved in an informal man. nero In some cases, for exam- ple, the harasser in question would be told by a commitiee member that a student, anon- ymous, had raised a com. plaint and that the professor's behavior was inexcusable and must stop. The stronger means of &C- tion, which has never been taken at Parksfde, would be to tile, in writing, an official formal complaint. Of all the eases former Committee ChaIr, Teresa Peck-McGov- ern, assoctate professor of education, has dealt with, none of the victims wanted her to take their complaints any further than her oft1ce. sex_page ,- .. P erspectives ~~~~~=~.Th~Ursda~Y'Ma~?~2'~ , IF I UNDERSTAND 't I WE AIlE 1IIE \T toIUt£CTlY. WE FASTEST. BELIEVE1HI\TMAN r.-W1"~ tolmlOLS HIS OWN """ "." DESnNY...THAT RELIGION EVOLUTIoN. ~~DE SEXIJAI,.\T't' Al'tD .. """ HIS1\lRY ARE TODAy: ~ PROCESSES. OR SOMETIlING UKE 1\lI\T. our VieW 'Endorsement both a right and responsibility Last week's edltorla1, In which we endorsed candldates In the PSGA executive elections, has' prompted some stu- dents to question not just who we supported, but also that we supported anyone at all. Our reasons for backing Alex Pettit and Corby Ander- son, explained last week, need no elaboration. Our deci- sion to endorse candidates. however. is a right and re- sponslbllity which warrants clartncatlon, especially in light of the absurd charges which have been lobbed our way. As a newspaper serving the Parkslde community, the , Ranger exists to Inform students, staff and admlnlstratlon of Issues and events relevant to them. That responsibility, In part, Includes formulating a cogent edltorlal opinion, one that reflects a staff consensus and whose purpose is to logically lead readers to a better understanding of com. plex, slgnlflcant matters. Such a rationale has been germane to freedom of the press since the Constitution established that-fundamental right. Yet It has been suggested by some protestors that total freedom of the press does not apply to student publi- cations like the Ranger, which are partially funded through student-generated segregated fees. We ardently dlsagree. It Is a specious claim that the Ranger be prohibited from endorsing a political candidate on the grounds that doing so Is an infraction of a UW -System Board of Re- gents policy stating that segregated fee monles cannot be used to support political campaigns and activities. Such a provision does exist, In the System!! FInancial Policy and Procedure Paper '20 (FPPP 20), but It pertains only to the "giving of segregated fees" to political organizations, accordlng to James Albers, the System's director of auxn- lary operations. •'The consensus here (among System officials)." Albers told the Ranger this week, "ls that as long as i( is a nor- mal part of edltorla1 policy, the endorsing of candldates Is perfectly In the context of First Amendment rights. Since the purpose of your newspaper Is not political, but infor- mational, edltorlaIlzlng • and endorsing candldates • Is permissible. " It has also been intimated that our endorsement Is In some way part of a "hidden agenda" our staff has de- vised to strengthen Its already "slgnlflcant power to Influ· ence public oplnlon on campus." It Is sad Indeed that per- sons and organizations which supposedly have the inter- ests of the university at heart see fit to accuse us of collu- sion without benefit of anything other than a feeling that "there may be a hidden agenda." It Is an ugly, conten- tlous insinuation and deserves little serious consideration. There is one point, however. on which we and our de- tractors agree: "freedom- of the press Is not an absolute." Instead, It Is a fragile package which must be handled with great care, since Its contents are precious. We view our duty as that of the postal Inspector: to assure that the bundle Isn't knocked about and damaged, so that what's inside can be enjoyed for generations. Endorsing candldates for office Is just one way we do that job. Iyour views endorse Ranger shouldn't tween most student neWlo papers and governments, PSGA and the Ranger are friends and cooperate to In· form students of the issue. af· fectlng them. Because PSGA controls the purse strings of all organizations, the balance of power Is on PSGA'. side; this Is changing. Three Ranger staff pel'lllllll constituent the majority of SUF AC membership aad hence carry conslderabk weight In making studeDt government decisions. W\1II this endorsement, the ba!aDCl of power Is conllnualiy sblfto Ing. We should be awarel1llt there may be a hidden~ da. How dare one group of sIU- dents, possessing signifi'" power to Influence opinion. campus, claim that they hall the knowledge to mske a vetI personal and subjective ded- slon for students? To ':: your' opinion as correc~ somehow superiOr to 0 Is not your right. .!>II I abhor this irre.I""~u;. action and demand ffJ Ranger publicly spolOgiZ'! their Ignorance. GA Vk' Sue Brudvlg, PS~ If we agree that the ~anger has a responsibility to present optntons, they also have the responsibility to present d1f-' ferlng vieWs; therefore, time- liness Is Important. Obvt- ously, an endorsement pub- IIshed In the Issue before an election dld not allow for a vital function of edltortals and letters to the editor: reo sponses by members of the campus community. The RaJ\ger dld not fulflll their rewponslblllties to the stu- dents. One could argue that this endorsement Is within the paper's rights; however, free. dom of the press Is not an abo solute. Unlike other prtvately owned and financed news- papers, the Ranger receives. segregated fees (student money). The Wlsconaln Board of Regents has ruled that seg- regated fee monies cannot be used to support political cam- paigns and activities. I Inter. pret this to Include campus _political campaigns and the PSGA election. I encourage all students to critically analyze the new de. velopments In campus stu. dent politics. Unlike the ad. versarial relationship be • To the Edltor: It Is an understatement to say that I am extremely alarmed and dlsappolnted that the Ranger endorsed PSGA executive candldates. This Is not a reflection on any individual candldate but Is a matter of principle. The Ranger serves a vital function at Parkslde. It serves to disseminate Infor- matton about activities and issues on this campus and to print the major viewpoints and concerns of students, fac- ulty and staff. However, I do not agree with your view that this campus' newspaper should "lead publlc oplnlon on important issues. II My rea. sons are: The edltorlaI' does not make It known how thls decision was reached. I question that thls was In any way a group decision and whether a demo. crattc voting process took place. Technically, since there were five candidates for the presldenttal office, one candidate. could secure the endorsement with a mere 21% of the vote. If this was the case. the endorsement .does not' truly represent the Wishes of the entire staff. • Rangeriswritten and editedbystudentsofUW-Parl<sidewhoare solely responsible tor its ,;;t~ d: cyandcontent.nis publishe<leveryThursdayduringthe academic year exoept_ breakS days. _ ..... Letterstotheedltorwillbeaccepted only if they are typed. double-sP3COd and 350 words" iii" lettersmust be Slglled.withatelephonenumberInetudedforverificationpurposes._ wi! held upon request. . RangerreseMS the righttoeditleUersandrefusethose whicIl arefalseand/or de- famatory. Deadlineforatlletters,andclassified ads is Monday at 10a m for_ tion Thursday. '. .. tJVU...... Allcorrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto: Range<. UW-Parl<side. Box 2000. Ke- noshaWI53141.Telephone414/553-2287(Editorial)or 414/553-2295 (AdVef\iS- Ing).. EDITORIAL STAFF ~.ry L .schneeberger _Editor 1mbertle Kranich :News Editor Kelty McKissick., " •.,., Asst. News Editor Jenny Carr Feature Editor June l. Pendleton Asst. Feature Editor . Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Tyson WiIda ...•...• .Asst. Enlertainment Editor _ Luehr Sports Editor Mic:haeIJ_Root Asst. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter , Copy Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack_Bomhuetter , PhotoEditor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan '" ..Business Manager Don Harmeyer ....•... Asst. BuSiness Manager Brenda Buchanan ...Business Staff Assistant Dave R0!?ack ...••..•........ Advertising Manager Steven PIC8Z0 0istribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Doll,MichelleEirich,Christina Lojeskl,RickLUehr,DougMcEvoy,Michelle Petersen,TedPrice,AndyTschumper Jennie Tunkieicz. • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 22, March 12, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1987-03-12 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor sheila kaplan institutional resource committee sexual harassment sexual harassment advisory committee stella gray Stuart Rubner