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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA election Grievance filed PSGA Presidential hopefuls talk by 7 .Ipff Jeff Wirlfc Wicks Students had a chance to see and hear the PSGA presidential candidates for this year's elections Monday afternoon when The Ranger sponsored a presidential forum in mid - Main Place. Approximately 100 people attended the event, which was moderated by the Ranger Editor, Ken Meyer. Each of the four candidates made a speech first, with a question session afterward. The first person to speak was Mike Axelson, a write - in candidate. Axelson spoke about the "basic problem" of student apathy, and stressed more student responsibility and awareness in student government. "It is the problem of apathy that I have tried to find a solution to;" he said. "I am aware of the other issues that confront us at Parkside, but I feel that the number one problem is apathy," he said. Next to speak was Jim Kreuser, the incumbant who is running for a second term. Kreuser pointed out major achievements of his past performance as President, including the pad outside the Union being extended and fenced in. "My biggest concern was our biggest tradition, The End," he said. "There was a possibility of limiting it, and this, at least in the short run, will not limit The End." Kreuser also mentioned the first United Council meeting ever held at Parkside in June, and the fact that a new bookstore company was unanimously decided to take over for next fall. "I've been to many University Committees, and I believe all the Faculty Senate meetings, and I have a good rapport with them (faculty), and they are really willing to listen to students' concerns. I'm sorry to say that my colleagues Jim Bearden by Ken Meyer Editor PSGA presidential candidate Phil Pogreba filed an official grievance with the Elections Committee Monday against fellow candidate, current PSGA President Jim Kreuser. The following is the text of Pogreba's grievance letter to the committee: "On Sunday, Feb. 28 at approximately 10:40 p. m. four members of my campaign committee and myself entered the building with the intent to put up posters. As we were unrolling posters and getting organized to put them up a security guard came up to us and said we had to leave the building. While we were putting the posters away the security guard stayed and watched us. While I was in the office putting the posters away the security guard was telling Kathy, one of my campaign committee chairs, that personally he didn't care if we put them up but that 'he' called and that he wanted us out of the building. When asked who 'he' was he replied, Jim Kreuser, who was working in the Union building. He then went on to say that he didn't know much of what was going on in student government but that he knew Jim personally and that Jim had done personal favors for him in the past. "When I returned to school the next day there were posters of Mr. Kreuser's up that hadn't been there the night before. When I got to the PSGA office I learned that Mr. Kreuser had stayed in the building all night. "There are a few questions I would like to ask. First of all, what was Mr. Kreuser's jurisdiction in buildings other than the Union building? What is the policy for university employees showing favoritism for PSGA candidates? How trustworthy is a security guard that performs favors for favors? If a rule exists for one party, does it not apply to another or are some people above the law? "I trust there will be an investigation into this matter so it can be resolved quickly." Pogreba and Kreuser met with Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen Monday to discuss the issue. Pedersen will investigate Pogreba's complaint by talking to Director of Campus Security Ronald Brinkman about the policy concerning students in the building after hours. The campus used to close at midnight on Sundays, but was changed to 10:30 p. m. almost a year ago, Brinkman told Ranger. Signs posted by the doorways give Continued On Page Seven Photo by Masood Shafiq ^ MEYER (far left) moderates forum with the four PSGA presidential candidates (from I. to r Mike Axelson, Jim Kreuser, Loretta Lacy and Phil Pogreba). Pogreba wins presidential poll have not been to any of these," Kreuser said. The third candidate, Loretta Lacy spoke next, saying that if elected, she would address "the issues that concern every student at Parkside, as well as students at every University in Wisconsin." Lacy stated that she would attack the rising tuition and book costs, and oversee the new bookstore's intitial operation. She also stressed the need for a book rental system which she would also seek to be installed on campus. "At the present time, I don't feel that the Parkside Student Government is being run to its fullest capacity. I don't feel the present administration really realizes how much power it has," Lacy said. Lacy also stressed the need for more parking spaces and adequate lighting in the parking lot. The last candidate to speak was Phil Pogreba, who is currently President Pro Tempore of the Senate. "By working with the Senate over the year, I've learned the organizational structure of PSGA and how it works," he said. "The Senate has made great strides this year in making sure that the students' voices are heard on issues that affect them. What I'd like the Senate to do over the next year is strengthen the ground they covered. Get the procedures used to achieve those goals down to an art so that from now on it will be routine," Pogreba said. Pogreba denounced student apathy and said that if elected, he would help to create more "unity among the students". A random survey was conducted Monday concerning the PSGA presidential election concluding today (Thursday). Seventy - five students (38 female and 37 male) were randomly selected and asked the following question: "I'm taking an independent survey or poll — out of the four students running for PSGA president, which are you planning to vote for?" Phil Pogreba received 34 vot es, Jim Kreuser 20, Loretta Lacy 17 and Mike Axelson four. Out of the students asked, 35 attended the presidential forum held Monday afternoon and 40 did not. Students who answered that they did not intend to vote were not included in the survey. Remember that this was only a random survey, thus the results were not scientificaly derived. The renewal criteria: Nonrenewal decision discussed by Ken Meyer Editor On March 4 the PSGA Senate heard information about Sociology instructor Jim Bearden's nonrenewal of contract from a student representing a student group protesting the nonrenewal decision. A group of about 12 students have been working for the past few weeks trying to bring the issue out in the open, hoping for support to reverse the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The group of students have collected over 200 signatures on a petition and held a rally yesterday in support of Bearden. Sue Larsen, Vice - President of the Sociology Club, addressed the Senate last week, saying "We're doing as much as we can and support from the student government would be more than welcome." This was the first time the issue was brought up to the Senate, so no action was taken. PSGA Senator Mike Pfaffl said, "I think that as representatives of the students at Parkside, we have an important stake here. Myself, I feel if certain people and ideas are kept off an organization on campus, it will affect many other students." Larsen read to the Senate a letter Bearden received from Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner stating the reasons for the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The nonrenewal decision came from the Executive Committee of the Behavorial Science Division, made up of senior faculty members within the division. Ratner's letter, dated Feb. 18, stated: "The reason for this recommendation has to do with Mr. Bearden's record and program of research and scholarly activity. The committee was not satisfied with Mr. Bearden's progress in producing the quality research expected of a faculty member in his discipline." "Mr. Bearden's teaching activities were evaluated as good and were not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation. His service activities were seen as adequate to date and were also not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation." "On balance, the Committee was unable to give Mr. Bearden an endorsement of the kind that would warrant a positive recommendation for contract renewal." JIM BEARDEN Larsen said, "Nonrenewal of a contract is very rarely done on this campus — even more rare when it's a new faculty member like Jim Bearden, who has only been here a year and a half." Larsen called the committee's decision on the basis of inadequate research "pretty rediculous because of the fact that he's been here a year and a half and just finished his Ph.D. No one . . . can publish a book while working on their dissertation." Continued On Page Two The following is the criteria for renewal of faculty appointments and granting tenure, according to UWPF 6.07. Faculty appointments may be granted only upon the recommendation of the executive committee of an academic division and the chancellor. An academic division executive committee shall forward its recommendations for certain appointments or promotions directly to the Personnel Review Committee. Criteria: (a) The decision regarding a recommendation to renew an appointment or to make a tenure appointment shall be based primarily on a faculty member's contribuion in the areas of teaching, creative activity, and service. Special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. At the academic division level, programmatic considerations Shall also be taken into consideration. Every recommendation for renewal or granting of tenure shall be accompanied by a statement setting forth the evaluations in each area on which the recommendation is based. (b) Teaching Definition — Teaching includes any activity related to course development, course presentation, course related interaction with students, evaluation of student progress, tutoring, advising, and to other learning services required by students. Evaluation — The source of information regarding the quality of teaching shall be student course evaluations conducted each fall and spring semester. A faculty member shall be afforded opportunity to present other evidence regarding teaching quality such as reading lists, course outlines, innovations, samples of student work, reports of colleague observers, participation in teaching improvement workshops, video tapes of presentations, and impact on former students. Evidence from all of the above sources shall be considered in the evaluation of teaching quality. (b) Creative Activity Definition — Creative activity consists of contributions by an individual in the forms or media typical of his discipline, art or profession, and which are available for critical evaluation by his / her peers within his / her discipline, art or profession. Contributions include, but are not limited to, books, monographs, articles, reviews and conference papers; works of art, concert performances, dramatic performances and literary works; and research reports and design proposals. Contributions in the process of preparation may be considered as evidence of creative activity. Evaluation — Quality shall be considered more important than quantity in the evaluation of creative activity. There should be evidence of sustained creative activity. (d) Service Definition •— Service consists of contributions to the affairs of the University, community, and profession. University service includes contributions to the governance, administration and operation (but excluding teaching) of UW Parkside or the UW System; community service includes only those contributions in which the faculty member represents UW Parkside or his profession; and professional service includes contributions to the administration, governance and operation of professional organizations. Evaluation — Evaluation of service shall be based on an assessment of the overall quality of the record of service. Contributions in all three areas of service shall not be required. (e) Programmatic considerations include an assessment of the present and future needs of an academic program, and the relative importance to the program of the faculty member under review. (f) The relative importance of the criteria of teaching, creative activity, and service, and programmatic considerations, shall be judged by the faculties of the academic divisions, except that special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. 2 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Editorial VSOOOO! «OC«COCOCCOOOOOCCOOOOOOOOeOOOOO©OOS' Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. oocccooocwcoccoooccaaccosceoccooccososccooocoos Forum s uccessful, el ection d isgraced The forum of PSGA presidential candidates Monday, sponsored by Ranger, was a success — t he attendance was at least 125. That doesn't sound like much, but considering student interest in past PSGA elections this qualifies as a success. V oter turnout (last year was 12 percent) should also be improved. This year's presidential election has drawn much attention and has turned into a bitter, hard - fought campaign. Not only has a grievance been filed with the Elections Committee, but rumors have been rampant, candidate behavior questionable and elections posters vandalized. The destruction of election posters was common this election and the childish vandals are a blemish on the university. Maybe they don't know the severity of the punishment (a few years ago a student was placed on disciplinary probation and barred from involvement in any student organization) or maybe they just don't care. But whatever the reason, those responsible should remember they are now in college and should act their age. Reagan succeeds where others have failed by Chuck Ostrowski Despite my ardent opposition to the programs and policies of President Reagan, I must admit that he's succeeded immeasurably where other presidents have failed. No president has singly caused the political rejunivation of this country the way Ronald Reagan has. Of course, he's done it not through positive and idealistic initiatives the way President Kennedy tried, but through conservative fanaticism that has profited the small minority at the top of the economic and social ladder while tyrannizing the large majority in the middle and at the bottom. His many policies, represented by James Watt's environmental "initiatives" and Secretary Haig's and Weinberger's right - wing ideological bullshit, to Attorney General Smith's non - prosecution of conglomerate mergers and prosecution of non - registered 18 year-olds, has triggered something! Grassroot campaigns representing wide - ranging interests, including women's suffrage, nuclear power, disarmament, the environment, the arts, and education have emerged everywhere. Never before has the President's power to inflict pain, discomfort, and anger; and pleasure, comfort, and happiness been apparent. Usually the Chief Executive has used the office to promote the betterment of life for all citizens, not just the few who directly control him. And the strange thing about that is President Reagan putting this policy of helping the "poor rich guys" in the center of his economic programs and social policies. He not only believes in supporting the wealthy, he's incredibly brash enough to do it openly — and as the cornerstone of his "economic revitalization program" (whatever that means) no less! This could mean two things. One, that President Reagan considers himself a one - term office holder, and thus has decided to go for broke and not bend to prevailing pressures; or two, that President Reagan considers himself a two - term office holder and is incredibly out - of - touch with the electorate. If the former, only God can help us. If the latter, he's in for quite a shock come. November. Why God could only help us is pretty much self - explanatory. The results of an all - out push by the President of the United States, -and especially this one, would be devestating. Not only would it, as we have seen by some of Reagan's recent initiatives, push back civil rights gains several decades and make equal treatment of women through legislation non - existant, it also would cause irreparable damage to the environment, a further widening between economic classes, and a general attitude on the part of government favoring bootstraps over any real, meaningful social and employment programs. But if, on the other hand, Reagan considers himself a two - term president, why is he acting like Karl Marx's alterego? Surely he can't believe alienation of millions of people constitutes support? In theory, alienation means non r s upport! There is a third explanation for President Reagan's actions. He could be just as sincere and level - headed as he appears. Maybe he does actually believe that, yes, the betterment of all would be best advanced through economic programs benefiting the rich and advantaged. Maybe we should look closer at the economic costs of pollution - control systems. Maybe rehabilitation of housing, funding of mass - transit, and availability of day - care facilities should be left to the private sector. Any maybe every college student would be better served if government funding were cut - off, and we spent seven years studying for a bachelors degree instead of four. Maybe this is the right way to go. But then again, maybe not. Bearden contract not renewed Continued From Page One Larsen said the committee didn't do justice when it said his teaching abilities were evaluated as good. "They were excellent," said Larsen, who has gone through student evaluations of Bearden's teaching. Larsen also sat on the search and screen committee that brought Bearden to Parkside and had a full vote in the committee's actions. - There have been many rumors circulating since the nonrenewal PUSHING THE ATOMIC CLOCK FORWARD Coach Stephens has done great job Dear Editor: Last evening, your UWParkside Rangers lost a Men's Basketball NAIA Playoff game to a strong UW-Eau Claire team. UW-Parkside suffered another major loss last night. The Parkside - Eau Claire game marked the end of Steve Stephens' most successful coaching career at your school. All of us involved in athletics at Lakeland College are sorry to see him go. Steve has been with your basketball program since its inception and our Lakeland Muskies have competed with his Rangers, often unsuccessfully, each and every year. I would like to make a few comments about your Coach Stephens. Steve Stephens has built a basketball program from scratch and has given Parkside teams which have gained respect throughout the United States. His teams have always been highly competitive and extremely well - coached. They were sound fundamentally, played excellent defense, rebounded with authority, and were poised. The Stephens - coached Rangers played hard but clean basketball and never seemed to quit regardless of the score. Coach Stephens is a GENTLEMAN on and off the court. He has earned tremendous respect from knowledgable basketball leaders throughout the nation and the multitude of special honors that his peers have bestowed upon this outstanding athletic leader speak well of Steve Stephens the MAN, and Steve Stephens the COACH. Parkside has been most fortunate to have Coach Stephens in charge of the Men's Basketball Program. His act will be most difficult to follow. I am hopeful that the UWParkside administration, faculty, students, and alumni realize what a great job Steve has done in giving your school a truly "class" basketball operation. Sincerely, Duane A. Woltzen Basketball Coach Lakeland College Student evaluations are underrated To the Editor: I am extremely concerned about the new attitude towards University students. The new trend in administration throughout, the University sytem seems to be to underrate students' evaluative talents. Students' evaluation of their professors have become a detriment to the good professors. If an inept professor receives poor teaching scores from his students, the professor simply tells the powers that be that his/her students don't truly want to learn. The professor sometimes even believes this nonsense, and the administration seems to believe it. Let's face the facts at Parkside. Students at Parkside want to learn, and they are capable of evaluating the people who teach them. First, forty percent (40%) of the students at Parkside are "non - traditional" students. These adult students do not participate in "popularity votes." Secondly, the students who attend Parkside are not sent here by wealthy mommas and poppas. Parkside students want a good education from good professors so that they can survive in today's NRA responds to super-bullet cartoon world. In my classes at Parkside, I have encountered people who work forty hours and go to school full time. I have met older women (with children) taking 15 to 18 credits. And, I know students studying hard to become the first college graduated family member. These persons are not here to be entertained. We are here to be taught by capable individuals. And, if the administration receives a favorable evaluation of a professor, you may be sure that the professor has NOT entertained, she/he has taught, and taught well. Dana Goetz recommendation was made, said Larsen, One prevalent rumor was that a certain senior faculty member felt that the committee was pressured into hiring Bearden by the junior faculty members. "I know for a fact that this certain professor voted for Jim Bearden from the beginning with no pressure and the junior faculty was split in the decision to hire him," said Larsen. Bearden is requesting a review of the nonrenewal decision. To the Editor: I am writing in response to a cartoon recently appearing in the Ranger. On Thursday, February 11, 198 2 your paper ran a cartoon on page two, projecting a satirical and incorrect view of a new firearms product recently put on the market connecting it to the National Rifle Association. These so - c alled super bullets actually do have great destructive power, but in no way does the NRA approve of their sale, use or production. The NRA is not a sales promotion group, but an organization of U.S. citizens who reserve the constitutional right to possess arms. This cartoon may not seem like a vital issue until you consider the growing anti - gun movement in this country. After the example Morton Grove set less than 100 miles from here, I dislike the NRA receiving this type of undeserved negative publicity. I wrote this letter to express the views of NRA members who are students here at Parkside, and myself. I hope this Students not apathetic letter will be taken as an attem to clarify the actual statement ti cartoon made. Thank yo Brian Schuet Dear Editor: An important part of the semester is now upon us. It is the time when many students are involved in their courses (possibly as a result of mid-terms) to the extent that there is little time for extracurricular activities. Even when certain events are scheduled such as the Winter Carnival, many of us cannot participate in them because of the enormous amount of study required to prepare for tests. The March 4 letter, "Winter Carnival Marred" (Jack Kemper) is an example of what I am talking about. But there is still hope for those among us who have refused to be beaten! During the recent election campaign, the reference was made that the student populace had become athathetic and disinterested in the workings of this institution. To this I say, BULL!!! Never before have I seen such interest in any PSGA election (maybe because of such comments). Believe it or not Mr. Politician, WE ARE ALIVE! And one more thing, we'll be watching to see whether apathy sets in among the PSGA during the next term! Rick Reimer Club Events Computer Club The Parkside Computer Club will be holding weekly meetings for the planning of the Computer Fair. These meetings will be held every Monday in Moln D137 at 1 p.m. We would also like to remind members that elections for club officers are scheduled for the April 5 meeting. Members interested in running for office should announce their intentions at the March 29 meeting. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE had their first initiation last Friday as a reactivated chapter. Some 35 students were initiated into this professional organization. Also present were several members of the Racine and Kenosha Sales and Marketing Executive Board, including Dr. Art Dudycha, chairman of the Parkside business division. PSE meetings are held every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. At the March 31 meeting, Verna Zimmerman will give a talk on the services offered by the Alumni and Placement Office. PSE is open to all interested students. Meeting places will be posted every Wednesday along the concourse. Women in Business What does Women in Business have that would interest you??? Aerobic dance class every Monday and Wednesday from 1-2 p.m., in the wrestling room in the P.E. building. The Very Special Arts Festival for handicapped children will be on March 16. Volunteers are still needed. Call Kathy Kexel at 553- 2278 if interested. Plus, the variety of workshops and seminars which follow: March 17 — American Businesswomen's Association will be holding its monthly meeting in Gurnee, 111. March 22 — A workshop by Margaret Rdzak will be held from 5:15-6:15 p.m. March 27 — Womanhostel meeting in Lake Geneva. April 3 — Phi Gamma Nu Regional meeting in Bloomington. A luncheon will be served in addition to a number of workshops and seminars. Data Processing The Parkside Data Processing Club will hold a meeting on March 29 at 6:30 p.m. in Union 207. Ron Over son will talk on the Job Control Language. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served following the meeting. Geology Colloquium "The Fourteen Fallacies of Uniformitarianism," will be presented by Dr. James H. Shea, of the Earth Science Program at Parkside. The colloquium will be held on Friday, March 12, at 1 p.m. in Grnq. 113. Hispana American The Hispano American Club will hold a meeting on the first Tuesday after Break, in Union 204 at 2 p.m. We need participation. Wind & Sail 230 S. Main Racine Preppy Deck Shoe Special •35.95 With This Ad CSA bookstore bid accepted by Pat Hensiak News Editor The Bookstore Committee has given a unanimous vote to accept the bid on the bookstore contract made by College Stores Associates (CSA). The decision was made after a report from Tom Moore and Nick Burckel, who made a trip to Boston to see how other CSA operations are run. Follett, Inc., which currently operates the bookstore, did not place a bid and will soon leave campus. "My overall impression of CSA," said Moore, chairman of the Bookstore Committee, "is that they are a very aggressive and remarkably fast growing company. If you have any extra money, and if they are public, I would suggest going to invest in them. I think in the short run, CSA will provide significant and better service than we are getting now." Records show that CSA has been successful in retaining the required number of texts and obtaining the books on time. The university has been assured of not having to pay for any incompetence on the part of CSA. Flexibility could be low on contractual matters. CSA has offered Parkside 2.5% of gross sales, or a minimum of $16,000. That means the university will be getting less than it currently is. Records also show that CSA offers 7% to 7.5% to many of the other campuses. There are plans being made to have a full - time staff of four or five people, but the salary for the manager will be $16,000. The chances for good, competent managers are good right now, because promotion opportunities will hold them. The committee was concerned about what would happen when advancement stops and this fast - growing company begins to slow down. Unfortunately, there is no way of telling. The layout and attractiveness of the bookstore will be changing too. The main floor on Level 1 will probably be used for trade books and soft goods. It would be turned into somewhat of a little store. Moore reported that all of the CSA stores had a very attractive soft goods area. There is also a remarkable amount of merchandise in comparison to what there is now. Textbooks will be sold out of an outlet in the basement. During the rush period, students will simply hand in their class lists and a runner will retrieve their books. When the rush period is over, the basement outlet will be opened up. The reason for this system of order and retrieve is for efficiency and probably a cutback in the amount of theft that takes place. There will also be a definite cutdown in confusion. Three things that the Bookstore Committee didn't agree with were not being able to see a text before you buy it, the request for possible work study students, and the clause in the contract that states a surcharge can be negotiated. It was agreed that most students like to see the texts before they purchase them, if for no other reason than simply to see the context of the book. If the book purchasing area were off limits during the rush period, a student would not be able to do this. A suggestion was made to have one copy of every book being used, either on display within the store, or having all of the books available on reserve in the library. Work study students were also requested from CSA. It was agreed that if working in the bookstore actually did offer Continued On Page Seven University Budget released by Pat Hensiak News Editor The 1982-83 university budget has been released by the Parkside administration. Through the Retrenchment Program (money cut from the budget to make up for the state mandated budget cuts) there was money reallocated and actually put back into the system. The Retrenchment / Reallocation process began this year and enabled the campus to add money to certain areas with need. The Vice Chancellor and Assistant Chancellors met with their directors / chairpersons earlier this year to identify areas needing supplemental dollars. Significant additions were made to adjunct faculty, student help, limited - term employees, supply and expense budgets in some academic divisions. A special base allocation of $50,000 was made to the library for books and periodicals. The periodical subscription list may still have to be cut, since rates are rising so fast. As required by federal audit, money was added to financial aids for a computer service contract for the NDSL Loan Program. Money was added to the publications area to cover higher costs and some administrative areas received added supply and expense money. The Academic Area was granted an $89,529 b udget with a savings of $73,645 i n the Retrenchment program. Athletics was cut $65,000 b y 2.5 positions. In the Administrative and the Physical Plant area, there is a $63,412 budget with a $48,658 savings in the Retrenchment Program. The Chancellor was granted $73,289 budget for supply and expenses and publications such as course schedules, discipline guides and advertising. Educational Services was granted a base allocation of $8,997 with $64,589 saved through the Retrenchment Program. Chancellor Alan Guskin feels that the campus is in a good position to absorb a moderate cut without affecting essential operations. He feels that we do not have to expect a large cut and that any general cut would be offset by an enrollment funding increase. COMPUTER CENTER INFORMATION SESSIONS The Computer Center has scheduled three information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use UW - Parkside's Instructional and Research Timesharing System (PIRTS) or the IBM academic computing system. The main idea behind the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager, Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The sessions will be held in the MOLN - ill faculty lounge on: Tuesday, March 23, 10-11 am Wednesday, April 14, 1-2 pm Monday, May 3, 4-5 pm Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. How a sophomore at U.W. Parkside can graduate an Army officer. During the next 2 years, while 9 99^9^ if 1 you're earning your chosen degree, you can also prepare for an officer's commission in the United States Army. You start right now. By applying m '-J#? for 6 weeks of ROTC summer school J It: • llii at Fort Knox, Ky. With pay (over •= 1;... ... . .J;;:£> $500). Your average summer school isn't exactly what we have in mind, however. Because we'll be packing your mind and body with the 2 years of ROTC leadership training you've missed. ' Vv f < V- ff* "" Do well and you can qualify for advanced Army ROTC courses and nearly $2000 worth of financial aid during your junior and senior years. And graduate as an officer in the active Army or Reserves. Apply by April 1. ARMY ROTC. LEARN WHAT IJ TAKES TO LEAD. At U.W.P. Call: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette Uv. A. ROTC | Call Collect 1/224-7229/7915 4 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Wally Cleaver rocks Union by Joe Kimm The Union was pulsating with over 400 q uivering people as the Wally Cleaver band hit the stage. Armed with an arsenal of post - metal pop and new wave, the dual - axed quintet put the dance floor in orbit for three hours of power pop frenzy. Bringing with them a mob following of leopard skin tights and multi - colored hair - dos, the Racine - based Cleaver re - defined the word fun as the crowd pogoed and frugged their way into the night. It is a familiar story, of three boys growing up on the north side of Racine, putting a high school band together to earn some cash playing Holiday Inns and junior high school dances. Gary, Grant and Greg went their separate ways after minor qualms about how the music should be played. After five years of individually unsuccessful attempts to cut their path to local recognition in many rock bands, they reunited to form Wally Cleaver, bringing together a wealth of playing experience and musical notes. After recruiting two boys from the Wind Point band "Trix", they decided to forego the heavy metal scheme that other local bands were after and decided to do something lighter, something easier to dance to, and something that still sounded modern and innovative like the new stuff that was coming out. So they compiled the definitive songlist that included songs like Starry Eyes by the Records, 867-5309 by Tommy Tutone, and What She Does To Me by the Producers as well as old standards like I Saw Her Standing There by the Beatles, No Matter What by Badfinger and Let's Spend the Night Together by the Rolling Stones. Added were some originals, My Secrets, Cleaver Shuffle, and Shara to name a few and after a few solid months of rehearsals in the basement, they wee ready to tackle the world. What they did was enter and win last year's Palms Rock Showcase. Palms, as you know, (Electric Ballroom to you old timers), is the biggest rock club in Milwaukee on the north side. It books regional and national acts for its fervent patronage and has a capacity for about 800 people and infinitely more drinks. Well, the Cleavers won that contest and the first thing they knew they were playing in front of 10,000 pe ople on Wells Street in Milwaukee as part of t he Radio Doctors Street Festival. The other thing was that they got a chance to record a track on an album put out by another Milwaukee night club, the Fantasy's to further escalate their snowball start. Well, the story continues and they hired Total Concepts Management and Climax Entertainment to take care of the business and of the deal so they could concentrate more on music. With them they did some gigs in Minneapolis and St. Paul, as well as some clubs around southeastern Wisconsin like City Slick in Lake Geneva. Everywhere they went they took on an easy acceptance. Perhaps it was their punchy sound, or maybe it was their visual appeal, but the Cleavers looked pretty comical, caught on quickly on stage actually, sort of like something you'd see on Three Stooges. Simply bouncing around the stage bumping into each other, and careening off to the left and to the right, they were an immediate smash. Now let's meet the band. Steve, Leger, that's Billy Budd up there singing into the microphone, shaking his blond hair and winking at the girls. He's the lead singer. He's talking about Grant, who's playing a Flying V t o your right, that ear splitting grin underlining his curly mop. Off in the other corner, Gary's playing tough guy with his Stratocaster, acting like a jock, while Curt is bouncing like a rubber ball in the middle somewhere with his big bass guitar. Greg the drummer is trying to get into the act but he has WALLY CLEAVER played last Friday Square. no risers for his kit so he jumps up and down in between measures, waving his stick in the air. There they go, twirled up in the air, caught just in time by an outstretched hand, and bam, crash, right on the down beat. The crowd goes wild. Okay, so I had a couple of beers when I walked into the place and eventually even made my way onto the dance floor and shook my protoplasm with the female gender right up there by the stage monitors. But the point is, when I went backstage during the break to talk to them, they were actually singing in two part harmony getting ready for their next! muro »y r viarK b anaers night in the Union 'Treshmen wait for the weekend to have a Michelob. Seniors know better" During a break! These guys really like playing! I have to hand it to them. Although there were other bands like Britins, The Booze Brothers, and BadBoy at the Union who were more experienced and drew a bigger crowd, I really liked these guys and hope they build on their act to start that snowball toward bigger markets. They've got youth, vigor, and stamina to hang in there, so we might be hearing more about them in the near future. The PAB has them booked for THE END on May 22, so you might have a chance to look them over on the outdoor stage in the back of the Union. You'll be hearing more about that later on in April. So Wally Cleaver's the band of the hour. They're from Racine, so here's your chance to get in on the bandwagon and say I saw these guys when they were just starting out. And they're from your hometown so let's root for them (those of you from K town have the Britins but they're already plateaued so we'll let you switch over, come on.) Give me a W Arts festival for handicapped More than 1,200 handicapped young people five to 21 years old will participate in the third Racine / Kenosha Very Special Arts Festival on Tuesday, March 16, at Parkside. The program offers the young people hands-on workshop experience, performances and exhibits involving both the fine and performing arts. About 80 artists, performers and craftsmen from the Kenosha / Racine area will be involved. A number of volunteers from student and community organizations also will assist with the program. The handicapped youths will come from the Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts and the Western Complex Schools of Racine County. They include mentally handicapped, hearing impaired, vision impaired, orthopedically handicapped, learning disabled, behavioral disabled and those with chronic disease. The festival is organized by t he Very Special Arts Festival Committee, an organization of educators and other interested community residents, and is funded by individuals and businesses in Racine and Kenosha. Co-directors are Eadie Koch of th e Racine Unified School System and Buddy Couvion of Parkside. The festival will run from 9:45 a.m. to 1:15 p.m. on the concourse level of Parkside's academic complex. ' In conjunction with the festival, an art show of work by handicapped young people is on display in the Parkside Comm. Arts Gallery March 8 through 19. Kathleen Kexel, public relations and promotion chairman for the event, said additional volunteers are needed and can get additional information by calling Koch or Couvion. Put a tittle weekend in your week. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658*3553 Dead Men could be funnv Burned Up by Dick Oberbruner HO * r\ « * " Yep, it's going to be a good long wait for the premiere of Steve Martin's new movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." At the time the supplement came out, in a recent Ranger, the due date of May 21 was three months away! (Check the Guinness Book for the record on the longest length of time between earliest promotion material distributed and a film's debut.) Since the semester will be ending at this time there won't be a Ranger for anyone to read. So I'll do it now. Judging by the supplement, "Dead Men" should be pretty funny. Martin's acting will probably reflect his past style, but look for fresh new differences. With "Pennies From Heaven," his most recent film, Martin has shown quite a change from his "Jerk" appearance. There's some funny stuff in that supplement. The picture of Ma rtin choking the Nazi is funny. I bet the whole scene is. But maybe not. The pallid look on his face answering the telephone is equally amusing. I wonder it if has anything to do with the movie? And the "Detecto - Vision" it is allegedly filmed in is something. I don't know what, but I'll find out if I have the money to watch it. Carl Reiner is a veteran comedy writer. He, Martin and another guy, George Gipe, wrote the screenplay. Directed by Reiner, "Dead Men" is well - conceived. Anybody who can make a two - hour movie deserves some credit. You know, E for effort. Well, that's my review, sort of a "Sneak Preview" from the supplement. But how else could I put it? (Right — not at all, but that's no fun!) Now what? Should we like it already because of the funny supplement? Do the makers of the film, Universal City Studios, want US to prepare for the coming attraction, giving us enough time in 0 do so? Maybe we should start reading Dick Tracy comic books under a magnifying glass, or be listening to the radio n?r . Ellery Queen Minute Mysteries. Whatever the motive, don t you think three months is a bit premature to ingrain something of average interest upon our memories? It seems odd that a lot of things of more importance could, and will, happen within this time span we could get 30 inches of sno w, there s finals to cram for, some of us will graduate, some might get married, theater ticket prices could go up — and this Hollywood film studio wants us to remember to see their product. Unless you've hung the supplement on your wall, and showed it to all your friends outside of school, the excitement created by this early hype should pass by quickly. But watch for an advertised wave of "Detectomania" these next couple of months. No one I've heard has said they're going to see it, which is the exception rather than the rule for a new movie starring a celebrity. And why worry? Do you know what your plans are that weekend? "Hey Dick, let's go see the Steve Martin flick." "O.K. Call me in Portland." I think Steve Martin is funny, but I can't afford to spend the month of A pril sitting on the edge of my s eat. There's a theater near me but this particular movie won't be coming soon. I have enough time to find a date, work in the Peace Corps and make it back for the cartoon. Meantime, this supplement lies as another piece of garbage for the janitors to pick up. This is truly a movie to wait for. We have no choice. SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPMH AMD AWAftM FAST. WHOUSt CfKMAVMQ BCAVICE TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS SPORTS • BAOOKS • CONVEftSf • TIGER • 9FOT-BULT • NKC •BAUCONY • PUMA • SPALDING • PONY • NEW BALANCE MON.-FM. IfeOB AJi. • IM PM. SAT. 1MOAM.-MOPM. CLOSED SUNDAYS A HOUOAVS The Active AtNetes One Stop 694-9206 KM MM ft. THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. Miller times sew ""jliose college k<ds thfak they're so Smart. Veah, but onlu we know if the light's on in here: , Belushi will be missed by Carol Burns It doesn't seem fair. It happened again. Another light went out. What's going on? Why are talented people dying off? It all goes so fast. They give us what they can and then they're gone. There's got to be a reason for this. Perhaps our younger generation was never meant to suffer through the hell of war. Then we won't have to look to .generals with medals to play the heroes. Our heroes will simply be the people who helped us escape for a little while. Far from being martyrs, they will just be personalities with a little something extra — a person that might have been a classmate, fellow worker, ttr* • JOHN BELUSHI 1949-1982 or best friend. We need somebody to lighten our load every once in a while. It makes everything so much easier. But often we don't realize how much someone reached us until they're gone. And once they die,, they move a generation away. We feel bad about it: we feel cheated. It's not fair. Life's not fair. Can't some people stay around just a little longer for us to enjoy? Is that too much to ask? Probably. At any rate, the sudden death of a young, talented entertainer has got to make a lot of people wonder about life. Everybody tries to figure it out at one time or another. The answer is always just beyond our grasp. And now . . . Killer Bees will never be the same. Here's to you, John Belushi. Private Lessons" done well by Rick Luehr "Private Lessons" is the enbodiment of a very common male fantasy, that is, being seduced by a beautiful older woman. The plot concerns Philly, a fifteen year old boy who, like most boys his age is preoccupied with adolescent thoughts of girls and sex. Philly's father goes out of town on business, leaving Philly in the care of the new housekeeper, Nicole Mallow. Philly begins hiding outside Miss Mallow's window, hoping to catch a glimpse of her in the nude. One night Nicole sees him, and to Philly's surprise she asks him to come in and watch her undress. Not believing his eyes or ears, Philly agrees. However, when Nicole asks him if he would like to stay the night, his teenage nervousness gets the best of him, and he leaves. From that point on, Nicole seems intent on seducing Philly. The plot is not simply about the sexual initiation of a teenage boy, as there is a twist in the plot that involves the chauffer, a slimy creep named Lester. "Private Lessons" is not what you consider great art. There is really nothing spectacular about it, but it is very funny. The screenplay by Dan Greenburg, based on his book, "Philly," is very insightful and understanding towards the feelings of young teenage boys. Philly's character is very well defined, and had a realistic sense about it. Audiences will believe that he is a real person, not just a film character. Eric Brown gives a very good performance in this role. You can feel his nervousness and share it, especially in the scene where he watches Nicole undress. Sylvia Kristel, who received international exposure (no pun intended) in the French erotic classic "Emmanualle," is the type of woman that I'm sure most young men would not mind losing their virginity with. As Lester, the blackmailing chauffer, Howard Hesseman is very different from his Dr. Johnny Fever character on "WKRP." In fact, he makes a very convincing villian. The supporting cast is adequate. A standout is Peter Elbling in a small role as a snotty, pseudo - French waiter. All in all, "Private Lessons" is a warm, funny, and perceptive movie that is well worth your time. I recommend that you see it — you may learn something. ©1981 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5V*% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance Is $500.00 er Mere! WE'RE MERE TO HELP YOU 6R0WI 6 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Sports S potlight Walking in rhythm with Jim Heiring by Steve Brunner The abstract sport of "race - walking" has finally landed in the United States. The once thought of bizarre track event is finally being fed to the American public after being starved by the media for so long. Much of the new media hype is reflected on former Parkside race walker, Jim Heiring. He has broken world indoor records for race walking at distances of 1500 meters, 1 mile, and 2 miles this winter. "Race walking is finally getting exposure. It is getting some overdue recognition and it is being seen as a sport for athletes, not 'participants'," said Heiring. The tall, slender athlete has established himself as America's premier walker. In May of last year he won the national 20 kilometer (12.4 miles) championship. In addition to his three world records during this year's indoor season, he has gone unRangers finish 7th by Patty DeLuisa Parkside's men's track team scored 38 points to finish seventh in UWM's John Tierny Invitational Saturday. Eleven teams competed. Miler Dan Stublaski, who is improving weekly, placed second with a time of 4:19.2. Coach Lucian Rosa, impressed by Stublaski's progress, commented that Dan ran a "good race." Mark Witherspoon sprinted to two high - scoring places as he won the 60 yard dash in 6.5 seconds and finished fourth in the 300 yard run with a clocking of 32.4 seconds. John Anderson cleared 14' 0", placing third in the pole vault. Glenn Schultz also participated in the meet, running well in the two - mile. The Ranger men will travel to Oshkosh this Friday to take on Oshkosh, Stout, and Stevens Point. Coach Rosa seemed optimistic about a new recruit, Dwight Cooper, who will run the 440 and compete in the long jump. District squad announced High scoring Eau Claire guard Tony Carr will head the 1981-82 NAIA District 14 all - district squad, announced Wayne Dannehl last week. Carr, a 6-3 senior from Beloit (Memorial), is averaging 25.7 points a game and led his team into the district title game at Stevens Point last Wednesday night. Also on the team from Eau Claire are 6-9 senior center Bob Coenen and 6-7 senior forward Rich DiBenedetto. WSUC cochampion and district finalist Stevens Point placed 6-4 junior forward John Mack on the team and had the district coach of the year in Dick Bennett. Parkside, which lost 86-80 to Eau Claire in the district semi - finals, was represented on the squad by 5-11 sophomore guard Charles Perry and 6-10 1/2 junior center Wilbert Webb. Lakeland, which lost to Stevens Point in semi - final action, had 6-4 senior forward Ken Depies on the honor squad. Stout's Craig Summers, a 6-3 senior guard, also made the team, as did 6-3 junior forward Jeff Payton of River Falls and 6-3 junior guard Jeff Brezovar of the Milwaukee School of Engineering. Ranger Needs Sports Writers defeated, capturing titles in such prestigious meets as the Millrose Games and the TAC national indoor championships. Yet, the 1980 Olympian said, "The indoor records are great to have, but what I'm really aiming for is to defend my 20K title outdoors." The road being paved by Heiring started in his junior year in high school. "I first competed in Junior Olympics and did well. Mike DeWitt, who was a walker at Parkside at the time, helped me quite a bit. So I started with all positive influences, which encouraged me to keep walking." The promise continued to college where Heiring became a ten time all-American in walking events at two miles (indoors) and 10,000 meters (outdoors). Preceding his graduation in 1977 from Parkside, he had a bout with the California life style, training and working in Los Angeles. After the "imaginary" 1980 Olympics for U.S. athletes, the Kenosha native returned home to train. His daily regime the past two years has consisted of: a 30 minute run in the morning; an RACE WALKER JIM HEIRING eight hour work day ; then a speed limited and I had a hard time or long distance workout walking training 100% because of work," at night. "My time was very explained the bearded athlete. However, this routine has just changed as of March l. Heiring will be blazing trails in the Rocky Mountains at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. He will be devoting all his efforts preparing for the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. "My goal is for a medal at 20K." The last American to win a medal in any Olympic walking event for the U.S. was Larry Young at 50K in Munich in 1972. No American has ever won a medal at 20K. Heiring said the key to a good racer is technique. If one can establish a fluid stride, such as he has, without breaking the rules of having one foot on the ground at all times and keeping the knees locked, times will improve with the addition of speed work. "I was tested biochemically last year at the Olympic Training Center and found that my pure potential for a 20K race walk is 1 hour and 22 minutes. That's the level I must be on if I'm to shoot for a medal." The way things have been going for Heiring this season, the odds of an American winning an Olympic medal at 20K in Los Angeles in 1984 a re looking real fine. After a real fascinating lecture... study the real taste of beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon ©1982 Pabst Brewing Company. Milwaukee. Wisconsin Rangers finish seventeenth in Forest Grove by Tammv yShuematP ate The Parkside wrestling team concluded their season last week at the NAIA National Tournament held in Forest Grove, Oregon. Parkside placed 17th out of the 78 teams that participated. Top rankers for Parkside were Dan Winter at 134 and Mike Muckerheide at 150, who both placed seventh in their respective weight classes. Winter, still bothered by a broken nose suffered during the NCAA, II National Tournament, defeated his opponent, Tim Martin of Wilamette College, by an 8-7 decision. In his second match, he decisioned Lynn Plumley of Southwest Minnesota 9-7. Tony Algiers of Eau Claire Pogreba files grievance Continued From Page One midnight as the closing time. Brinkman explained that they haven't gotten around to changing the signs yet. Brinkman also said that Kreuser, who is a manager in the Union, has no jurisdiction to have anybody kicked out of the building. "I did not break an election rule," Kreuser told Ranger. Pogreba said he didn't know if an election rule was broken, and that that decision is up to the Elections Committee. The committee will decide whether or not it is necessary to take any action after Pedersen reports his findings to the committee. Kathy Slama, chairperson of the committee, said the decision should be reached before the election, which began yesterday and concludes today. defeated Winter in the quarter finals 5-3. Winter went on to beat Archie Clark of Graceland College by a score of .13-5 in the wrestle back. He then lost his fifth match to John Kranz of Loras College by a 6-4 decision. In his sixth and final match, he defeated Keith Harpster of Malone College by a score ol 13-4, thereby taking seventh place overall and becoming a seven time ail-American. Parkside's other place winner was sophomore Mike Muckerheide. Muckerheide, who placed sixth in this tournament last year, defeated Peter Shepard of Oregon Tech 17-5 i n his first match. He then went on to defeat Eric Lugan of Ft. Lewis with a decision of 8-6. In his third match, he was beaten by his opponent, Mimmo Marello of Simon Frasier by a score of 20-6. During the wrestle back, Muckerheide was victorious over Barry Schmitt of Eau Claire 8-6. He then was defeated by Rick Bid accepted Continued From Page Three valuable experience, and if it kept the cost of the books down, that it would be a good plan. If, on the other hand, the students would not get the needed experience in the bookstore, it would be better to use them in a different area of the university. It has also been pointed out that CSA has never found any need for a surcharge. If this is the case, it was suggested that the clause in the contract giving negotiable surcharge, be removed. The university has sent a letter of acceptance of the CSA bid to CSA. More information willbe available after the letter has been received by CSA. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621-5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE y THE LOWEST FARES bd Brussels San Morkel of Huron College 6-3. Muckerheide won his final match by forfeit from Rob Yahner from the University of Pittsburgh - Jonestown. Several other Parkside wrestlers - Matt Kluge, Brian Irek and Paul Roth — also competed in the tournament. Kluge, at 126, who was only one match away from placing, won his first two bouts, then lost to the new national champion. Kluge defeated Dennis Prise of Liberty Baptist 8-4 and Bryan Wetz of Northern Montana with a pin in 5:46. In the quarter finals, the national champion, Scott Ritzen of Adam State defeated Kluge 7-1 and in the wrestle back, Kluge was beaten by Randy Pry or of West Liberty State 10-4. Brian Irek, at 177, lost his only match to Craig Nightingale of the University of South Dakota - Springfield by a score of 6-2. Nightingale became the 7th place finisher. Heavyweight Paul Roth pinned his first opponent, Richard Mitiaglo of Carson Newman in a time of 2:32. He then went on to lose his second match to Robert LeGrande from Central State Oklahoma 5-1. Parkside wrestling coach Jim Koch said that their goal was to place in the top ten, so they really weren't too far off from where they were ranked. As he looked back over the whole season, he is pleased with his wrestlers in that several new records were set throughout the past year and Dan Winter ended his wrestling career as a seven time all-American. PARKSIDE'S DAN WINTER wrestles opponent at nationals two weeks ago. SPECIAL EXPORT * ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE • v % * CELEBRATE ST. PATTY'S DAY EARLY FRIDAY MARCH 12, 1982 UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. featuring fa CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE fa SMALL IRISH POTATOES ^ COOKED CARROTS OR BEETS fa SHAMROCK CAKE COMPLIMENTARY GREEN BEER O R OL'BLAREY PUNCH SPRING BREAK SCHEDULE REC CENTER REC CENTER WIL L REOPEN FOR REGULAR OPERATION ON MONDAY, MARCH 22. SAT - M ARCH 13 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - M ARCH 14 CLOSED MON - M ARCH 15 CLOSED TUE - MARCH 16 CLOSED WED - M ARCH 17 CLOSED THR - M ARCH 18 CLOSED FRI - MARCH 19 7 p.m. - 12 a.m. SAT - MARCH 20 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - MARCH 21 6 p.m. - 10 p .m. 8 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Baseball team opens new season March 16 __ . u ,..;n nn u/ntrh us That's PnoH nmuc » » by Tammy Shuemate While most of us are concerned about finding our way to a warm climate over spring break, the Parkside baseball team will be concerned about their season opener, which commences at Indiana State University on March 16. Yes, believe it or not, baseball is beginning once again despite the bad weather we've been experiencing. According to Parkside's baseball coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the team has been practicing in the gym frequently since early January. "As far as preconditioning is concerned, I think we're in halfway decent shape. We could go right out of the gym and into the snow and play ball," he said. As for the strengths of the team, Oberbrunner said, "It's always your pitching staff and your defense that tells you how good you're going to do this year." And this year, unfortunately, the pitching staff will be minus two of last year's top pitchers. Jamie Oberbruner, the coach's son, signed with the San Diego Padres and Kevin Erwin decided against returning to school. Even though this loss may hurt the team, Oberbruner feels he has a fairly good staff coming back. "I think we have two players who I think could be stoppers," he said, "Brian Steinhoff who transferred from Carthage, and the other is Joe Krisik who transferred from Wichita State. They're both juniors so they've had several years experience and I'm looking for them to really help us out and take over." Oberbruner also mentioned sophomores Jim Anderson and Scott Hartnell, who are first year players. He said, "I'm looking forward to them giving us some relief as far as starting assignments are concerned." Oberbruner feels he has a good lefty in Mark Schmitz, who is from Cashton High School, winner of the Class C State Tournament last year. He is looking to freshman right handers Glenn Lowe and Paul Czarny for some extra help. "So I guess as we look at it now, we'll have seven pitchers," he said, "and hopefully, two of them can be our stoppers and the other five will come along in games. I would say that probably it will take till the third week in April, I think, before this team will really come around." Due to the fact that last year's right and center fielders will not be back, Oberbruner will have to do some switching of positions in the outfield. "I think the strength in our outfield will be adequate," he said. As of now, Chris Rozell will be playing right field. Said Oberbruner, "He's a very fine looking ballplayer so I think we could get some mileage out of him. And then in center field we're moving our John Hyatt from left field over to center field this year and so we have left field open." CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast Service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. PIANO LESSONS Southwest Racine. Call Loree at 632-5788 evenings. WANTED DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Ken or Andy in Ranger office. Looking over his catching staff, Oberbruner said, "We have good strength this year, this is one of the best catching staffs that I've ever had since I've been here." The staff consists of Dick Sykes, who is going into his fourth year for Coach Oberbruner, Rick Marino, a junior, and Zar Matic and Rick Marino, both freshmen. "Those four boys look good to me and I may try them in the outfield also, or in different positions," said the coach. He went on to say that, "Our infield should be pretty classy. We have two All - State men back. At third base is Rick Salisbury and at second base is Danny Sykes, so they'll really help us. Then we have at short stop, Kevan Bytnar, who's back, and first base is kind of open this year. We're looking for somebody right now to put in there, and I think that Tony Laning is one possibility and Mike Carey is another possibility. He (Carey) played a little bit of first base for us last year. And Joe Krisik, when he isn't pitching, might be a possibility for playing first base." Other alternatives for infield positions are freshmen BJ McMahon, who probably can play any position in the infield and could be of help to the team and A1 Dorff, who was a good third baseman last year for Kenosha Tremper. Most likely, the coach will go with John Hyatt as the lead-off batter, followed by Dan Sykes, Rich Salisbury and, perhaps, Chris Rozell. Parkside has had some past success with a few of their players. Ray Gallo was signed by the Brewers and Jamie Oberbruner was signed by the San Diego Padres. This gives Parkside some exposure, as far as baseball scouts are concerned. According to Coach Oberbruner, "They get to know that if you've had some luck with players moving up the ladder, they'll always watch you. I know now that there's going to be at least four to six down in Indiana to watch us. That's good news.' Oberbruner feels that the team has gotten one of the best schedules they've had in a long time. They will be playing such teams as University of Chicago - Circle, UW - Madison, Carthage and Chicago State, to name a few. Following the three games they will be playing at Indiana State next week, their first home game will be held on April 8, a doubleheader against Chicago State. Once the Parkside baseball team gets into the swing of thi ngs and the weather starts warming up, baseball fans can hopefully look forward to an exciting and successful season. Contact FOR SALE PENTAX 135mm f3.5 tele-photo lens. Inquire at Ranger office. USED PENTAX K1000 with 50mm f2 - 13 5mm f2.8 - 2x teleconverter - fl ash - camera bag - case for camera - individual lens cases $150. Inquire Ranger office, c/o S.S. PERSONALS TO PAM, Jenny, Cindy. Thanks for being my friends. Joey. HAVE YOU KICKED a chair in the Coffee Shoppe today? COME ON EVERYBODY write classifieds. 10 words are free! I BET FOLLETT CO. runs the best bookstores in the world, don't you? Nobody important. GET YOUR ADS IN GEAR! Write classifieds! Free up to 10 words! HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK everyone! We all deserve it, right? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Li mav III— R^the Seven EnlCI .. We-t| be rafflinc, Wa-C - & Seven 17-20, State. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 20, February 25, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 Thursday, September 16, 1982 ijf University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Vol. 11 - No. 2 Winners of awards give outstanding service by Bob Kiesling News Editor Chancellor Alan Guskin presented Outstanding Service Awards to two faculty members and one staff member at the annual Chancellor's Convocation. Assistant Professor Chemistry Kieth Ward was awarded the Outstanding Teacher Award, and Wayne Johnson, Associate Professor of Ph ilosophy, received the Teaching Excellence Award. The Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award was presented to Esther Letven, of the Education Outreach program. Professor Ward was nominated for his award by the selection committee because, "He has all the good teaching qualities and adds something extra: a touch of humor, an honest interest, and enthusiasm about the subject matter." The Chancellor added that, "In addition to pursuing his own research, he has been in­volved in several funded grants designed to eoncourage research KEITH WARD - Outstanding Teacher Award by undergraduate students at UW - Parkside." The Chancellor cited Professor Johnson for, "teaching methods that involved the personal touch, and left each student with a very positive outlook toward not only WAYNE JOHNSON - Teacher Excellence Award learning a particular subject, but life in general." Guskin added that, "Many students reported that his courses had a significant impact on their lives." Said Guskin of Esther Letven: "Nominators of Esther Letven ESTNER LETVEN-Academic Distinguished Service Award who represent the variety of academic disciplines, are unanimous in praise of s everal of the qualities which she has brought to all her many en­deavors; her high standards, her fresh ideas and sound advice, her willingness to contribute to the efforts of others, and perhaps above all, her talents as a facilitator." Letven was recently appointed an executive assistant to the Chancellor. Selection for the teaching ex­cellence award is based on five criteria: the ability to create an effective learning environment; professsionalims in their teaching skills; knowledge of subject matter; evidence of tangible results; and exemplary character in teaching. Nominees for the awards are first selected by the student body, and later evaluated by an all -student nominating committee. The student nominating com­mittee then submits four names to the Selection Committee. It is from these four nominees that the award recipients are selected. Each recipient received a certificate and a $500 cash award. Chancellor's convocation UW system underfunded by Bob Kiesling News Editor Chancellor Alan Guskin, in his eighth annual Chancellor's Convocation address, discussed the decline in UW System funding in the last decade. In a shift from previous Con­vocation speeches, when the Chancellor outlined the state of Parkside itself, Guskin criticized the state government for allowing the University's funding to fall off sharply in recent years. "In a recent study of the financial support of public universities by each of the states," he said, "it was shown that Wisconsin has dropped from fourth in the nation in per student support of higher education in 1973 to 36th in 1981." Guskin also noted a decrease in funding from 25% of the state's annual budget to 18% in the same period. He warned that if the trend of decreasing funds continues, we would "diminish significantly" the effectiveness of the hundred -year - o ld UW S ystem While many of the University's problems can be blamed on a depressed economy, Guskin added that"... we cannot wait for that day of prosperity" before addressing critical issues. Guskin cited one proposed solution as being far too severe, that of budget cuts for the University. He further stated that one widely accepted study by the University conservatively estimated that the UW System was underfunded by $55 million, using 1973 dollars. He added that, "The study compared UW - Madison to other Big 10 universities; UW -Milwaukee to 13 major public urban universities; and UW's 11 non - doctoral universities to 50 similar state universities in six other midwestern states." The study showed the UW System to be underfunded compared to other state systems. To limiting the size of enrollments, Guskin countered, "The genius of the American higher education system is that it has developed the institutional resources to fulfill a commitment to mass public higher education. "Bringing the issue of selec­tivity and reduced size closer to home, let's use UW - P arkside as an example. Presently, UW -Parkside educates some 5,700 people a year. Suppose we reduce that figure to 5,000 p er year and cut the budget accordingly. Who should not get in and where would they go?" Guskin went on to say that currently 25-30% of Parkside students were not in the top half of their high school class, a traditional admission standard at most universities, and that standard admission exams would bar "highly motivated, mature people" from attending Parkside. Guskin closed his address by urging all concerned to demand their elected representatives share their views of access and quality in the UW Sy stem. "This issue is too important to ignore and too complex to treat with a few simple words." CHANCELLOR ALAN GUSKIN THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 7:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m. The Stormy Rice Band performs country & western - rock. Union patio 7:00 p.m. - Dusk Hayride around inner loop road 8:00 p.m. - T il ?? Bake Contest - bring your best baked goods in for judging Best Western Outfit Contest Find the Needle in the Haystack Contest (All on Union Patio) 8:15 p.m. - 9:15 p.m. Square Dancing with a "real" caller. No experience necessary. You can learn the basics on the spot! FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. Marvin and the Dogs Union Patio 1:00 p.m. - 2:00 p.m. Student Organization Recruitment Fair Union Patio 2:00 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. More of Marvin and the Dogs 7:30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Movie: "The Blues Brothers" sponsored by PAB Union Cinema - $1.50 A dmission with University I.D. " 9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. Mill Street Foundation - Union Square Sponsored by PAB SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 10:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m. Cartoons in Union Cinema - Free 11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Children's Games - Union Patio Coordinated by the campus Child Care Center 11:00 a .m. - Til ?? Volleyball Tournament 12:00 p.m. - T il ?? Turkey Shoot (Ages 18 and up) Intermediate Turkey Shoot (Ages 13-17) Cornish Hen Shoot (Ages 12 a nd under) Editorial Prestige is game's name Most institutions of higher education seem to have a certain mark of prestige. Prestige is important. Few people would argue with that. There are traits about Parkside, however, that make people think this campus lacks prestige. Parkside is clearly a commuter campus. For this reason, it's all too easy to attend a class and then go home. Students simply aren't involved in anything on campus that aids them in learning more about the school they attend and the people who attend it with them. Taking time to meet new people and get involved is important to the prestige of this campus. It could give this university the sense of camaraderie many people think it cries for. For too long students have used Parkside as a stepping stone to save money, before transferring to a bigger campus. Many fail to see the advantages of Parkside over a large campus like Madison. With the present ratio of f aculty per student at Parkside, students can take ad­vantage of the familiarity between the faculty and students that doesn't exist at a larger campus like Madison. If Parkside as a whole, is to gain its prestigious reputation in the eyes of the students, the students themselves must work to do their best in every way possible. No one else will do it for us. If we allow our educaction to come strictly from a classroom and textbook, it won't amount to much more than memorized facts and theories. Find the time to take an extra step into the world erf ca mpus clubs and organizations. You may not always like the way things are done, but that's the real learning experience. Learning to work with people and doing your best even if i t is difficult. Parkside is a great and prestigious learning institution. Don't give up your chance to be a part of that. Letters to the editor IT'S THE ISRAELIS. SIR. THEY SAY THEY'LL build THEIR SETTLEMENTS ANYWHERE T HEY P \M WELL PL EASE. Dear editor: I do not like to use the term "common sense", since it is basically undefinable and means only what the user wants it to mean. But there are certain basic principles which just cannot be rationally argued against, even if I'm not sure what to call them collectively. There should be a term for such things, if there were, perhaps we would not be witnessing their abandonment today among so many "enlightened" people. A prime example of such a principle is the one which states that we not rush into something without first examining it. Hardly anyone would disagree with this, yet the way many people, in­cluding most in the news media, tend to form their decisions on public issues today suggests that this principle is being forgotten or abandoned. What we now have is an idea that public proposals — treaties, laws, constitutional amendments, etc. — should be judged not by careful analysis of their possible effects but merely by the "symbolism" attached to them. I should point out that this is not just a tendency of "liberals"; "conservatives" often demon­strate this attitude as well. It shows, for instance, in the attitudes of supporters of the Kemp - Roth tax cuts, of measures designed to "restore traditional morality", and of many of th e anti - abortion proposals, to name examples. Still, on balance, I would have to say that those who call themselves liberals are more inclined toward the tendency to judge by "symbolism" alone. For those who still might not get the drift of what I'm saying, let me begin with an example from the recent debate on the nuclear freeze resolution in the House of Representatives. Those who watched the evening news could easily tell which congressmen were getting the most extensive coverage. A typical speech we would see would sound something like this: "My fellow representatives, I have heard many today raising the questions of verifiability, of Russian motivations, of whether or not we're ahead of Russia, and other such things. To me, all of these questions overlook the most important, central point, that is, whether we, and our children, and our children's children, are going to be able to live in peace without the threat of nuclear destruction over their heads. I have two children of my own, and just last week, I was talking with my nine -year - old daughter about what she wanted to be when she grew up, and do you know what she told me, she told me, 'Daddy, I don't know if I'm going to get to grow up. What if we have a nuclear war?' I'm sure many others here who have children have had the same experiences. Please, my fellow representatives, for the sake of our children, we must pass this resolution." That sounds so humanitarian, so thoughtful, doesn't it? Who but the most heartless, unfeeling person could fail to be swayed by such an outpouring of conscience? This was the type of speech given by many congressmen — a nd by so many outside that domain as well. It is very humanitarian. It's also hogwash. I don't care if I'm called heartless for saying so. Because while there are indeed rational cases both for and against a nuclear freeze, this type of speech classifies as neither. It tells us nothing, absolutely nothing, about what actual effects Editor's notes by Pat Hensiak Editor Fear not! There is life after class. Fallfest '82 starts this weekend. Its may not seem a lot like fall (green leaves, warm weather) but it is. Stop at Fallfest and see if there is something that appeals to you. If you are in­terested in clubs and organizations, go to the Student Recruitment Fair on Friday af­ternoon. In this issue of Ranger, Bob Kiesling covered Parkside's award - winning faculty and staff, and the Chancellor's yearly convocation. Tony Rogers fills everyone in on the foreign film festival, which starts next week. Tickers are still available. Don't miss it! If you've been wondering what others have been thinking about the CSA bookstore operation, read Jenny Tunkieicz' story and 'voices in the hall.' Dan Dowhower explains the ins and outs of Peer Support, which is available on campus for everyone. Vince Gigliotti of Campus Security informs the permit holders of their rights as well as responsibilities. Also in this issue, we've added the new crossword section, "Mind Sports." We'll try to run one every week. Also in sports, "Pro Picks" are back. This year instead of giving away a free pitcher of beer (no longer Parkside policy), we will give away a free 'Union' small pizza. Next week we'll start a new series on the majors Parkside offers, how to get the major you desire, and the career op­portunities that go with it. the particular resolutions under consideration will have. What it actually says is "We've got a terrible problem. If you agree that the problem is terrible, you will support anything advocated as a solution to it." That is an utterly fallacious approach. The issue is not whether the problem (in this case, nuclear arms) exists, it is whether the solution advocated will actually solve this problem, make it worse, or create a new problem in its place. It is these questions which should be asked when any public proposal is examined. I am not heartless or anti - idealist, but when I hear speeches like the above I put my heart in the icebox. I really can't stress it strongly enough that this type of approach to public proposals is wrong. It doesn't take any brilliance to see that proposals should be judged by examining their actual possible effects rather than their "symbolism"; I feel almost as if I'm writing a full - page letter just to state that two and two make four. But the fact is that this idea of judging by "symbolism" has become standard practice, par­ticularly in regard to certain proposals which are favored by the media. The treatment of the Equal Rights Amendment was a classic example ; on no other issue I can recall has objective scrutiny been so relegated to the back seat. The calls for a total ban on hand­gun ownership following the Reagan shooting showed a similar disregard for scrutiny. And there are many other examples. I have unfortunately not seen the film Reds yet, but according to many critics, the basic message of the film is that it was John Reed's idealism that was important, even if the solution he thought would lead to his ideal in fact produced something of the opposite. I hope people don't take this as a con­firmation that it's alright to judge proposals primarily on their idealistic symbolism. Such is not true idealism put into practice, it is a corruption of it. I realize I will probably get some snubbing from friends who consider themselves idealists, but that's a chance I'll have to take. I don't want to see true idealism destroyed by this fallacious ap­proach to proposals. There are objective and rational arguments for as well as against all of the proposals mentioned; it is these arguments which should be weighed out against each other, not clouded out by enticing but irrelevant speeches about sym­bolism. I hope that students on both sides of the spectrum will keep this in mind. And I hope that those arguing against what I've said will ac­tually do so — t hat is, defend the idea that proposals should be judged by symbolism rather than by close scrutiny. R. K. Becker 552-9682 Students have authority by Curt Pawlisch Most students are probably unaware that under Wisconsin state law, they have authority to share in the governance of their University institution. Unique to the University of Wisconsin system, this statutory authority allows students to work with administration and faculty to establish policy for their campus. Specifically, Section 36.09 ( 5) of the Wisconsin statutes reads that "... students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services and in­terests." In addition, students ". . . have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student ac­tivities." Clearly, students, through their elected represen­tatives to student government, have been granted a vital role in determining the quality of life for each UW campus. This authority has been in existence since 1974 when the state legislature passed the final piece of merger legislation (what is now Chapter 36 of th e Wisconsin statutes). Merger refers to the unification of the Wisconsin State University system with the University of Wisconsin system which was accomplished with a series of legislative enactments beginning in 1971. A merger committee, composed of regents, university administrative of­ficials, and students, agreed to the language of 36.09 ( 5), one of the most controversial aspects of the final merger bill. Currently, the University system is governed by a 16 -member Board of Regents composed of 14 citizen members who serve 7 - year staggered terms, and two state officials: the State Superintendent of Public Instruction and the President of the Board of Vocational, Technical and Adult Education. The Board selects a President who heads the administration over­seeing the 13 universities, the 14 two - year centers, and the ex­tension service that make up the University system. Essentially, the Board establishes the policy for the UW system, the President administers that policy. The current President is Robert O'Neil. Each University campus is headed by a chancellor who oversees the administration of his institution. The chancellor, who is appointed by the Board of Regents, shares his governing authority with the faculty and with students. The amount of power which students actually posses under 36.09 ( 5) has been a matter of continuing controversy. Since merger, there have been two court cases between students and chancellors, one of which reached the state supreme court. To protect the power of student governments, the United Council of U niversity of Wisconsin Student Governments has been charged with presenting student views to the Board of Regents and to the state legislature. United Council is governed by an Executive Board made of elected members of student governments from 11 of t he 13 UW campuses. The Board members Continued On Page Five ganger Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tammy Shuemate Masood Shafiq Juli Janovicz Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Maureen Burke, Dowhower, Stephen Kovalic, Rick Luehr Tunkieicz RANGER is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. D C6D every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays, IS p.r ir,'ed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin. 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Pfaff, Jennie MORE INFORMATION DownloadundefinedFull Screen Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 2, September 16, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1982-09-16 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System budget cuts chancellor alan guskin convocation james mckeever outstanding service awards university funding https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/8391d962b911fe0857d4c0c84f03cf90.pdf e0abc1805e816f369d906d786a68d68e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Academic staff seeks committee representation Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside academic staff enough." Guskin said the academic staff has "deep" feeling on this issue. "They're permanent employees of the university-(people) we hope will stay here a long time. They are important members of the university community." Guskin pointed out that the academic staff is not seeking an equal number of votes or seats, but only representation. "They shouldn't have equal numbers," he said. "I'm not saying that and I don't think that (they) are saying that either. It doesn't cost the faculty (any voting power). It's a symbolic sort of issue." Some committee members stated that it wasn't that the faculty did not respect the academic staff, but. that the staff plays a supportive, secondary role. "Nobody is saying who is primary," replied Guskin. "What is at stake here is: are we going to add to our committees, either voting or non-voting?" "I think they should be voting members," said Guskin, "but if I can't get it, I'll take non-voting members. I'll take what I can get because I think you're hurting the university (by not doing it)." Guskin answered the point that the academic staff members "have long-term job security" by saying that the staff members "have longterm conflicts and a strong element of security. I don't think the academic staff is any more shy in bringing up issues than are faculty members." Committee chairman James Shea said there's a problem because staff is made up of "a wide range of people-(some) with a lot of training, some others without. We respect them," but they have different levels of training, interest, duties and experience. Committee members noted that some of the academic staff are secretaries or work in a physical or technical capacity on campus. Guskin pointed out that some of the academic staff received Ph.D.s Continued on Page 3 Ranger photo by Robbie Eichhorn Workers continue construction work on WLLC Plaza. Construction continues INSIDE... Vet's Club opposes change Dramatic Arts m ajor offered Physical Education thefts reported Wind Ensemble to perform Psycho-Babble PSGA Six student senators elected by Ken Meyer Editor One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) elected six students to the PSGA Senate in last week's election, meaning that there are still three fall seats available in the 18-seat Senate. Nine Senators are elected each semester. PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon was not surprised by the low voter turn-out because all of the candidates would have been elected if they received at least one vote, and also because the presidential election is not held in the fall. Scoon said that PSGA "tried really hard this year to get at least nine (candidates) running but we couldn't do it. No one is interested." Now, he said, "The Senate is going to be overloaded with work because there are not enough Senators to do the work. We're going to be missing out on some issues some place. We're not going to be able to cover all that needs to be done, and the students are the ones who are going to miss out and I feel sorry for them." Students may still, however, become Senators, said Scoon. A student may become a PSGA Senator by being appointed by the Senate to a two-week internship, after which time the Senate either approves or disapproves of the person's activities in his/her two weeks "in office." "All we can do is keep on asking people to be on the Senate," said Scoon. "We're still soliciting students now." The reason that not many students run for student government positions, said Scoon, is because not only is Parkside a commuter school, but around 40 percent of the student body is comprised of non-traditional students (23 years or older.) Many students, said Scoon, are married and have children. "They have more responsibilities than, let's say, students at Green Bay," he said. "Most people at Green Bay are just students, not mothers and fathers." Scoon said that students should get involved in student government because there are many issues and proposed changes that students should be aware of all the time. He noted that recent changes included a tuition increase, a change in the class drop period (from 12 to 8 weeks) and a change in the admission policy. The students who did get involved and are now PSGA senators are: Kert Acklam I plan to spend a considerable amount of time investigating students' rights and alternatives for student involvement here at UWP," said Kert Acklam. "The passive Continued on Page 5 RANGER Letters to the Editor Drinking age at 21 opposed Presents: When Ron governed there, I had a dream Of sitt ing California's Court Supreme. That court, my friend appointed me to, Tho' I'd flunked out of Loyola and from Stanford U. J I barely attained a law degree, •But now I am t he In*te*rror 3ecretVee... T was so tough on crime that 1 was sent To the State Department when Ron became president. Heads of state I couldn't name at ail, 'Cept for Mao, Josef Stalin, Churchill and DeGaulle. But my lack of expertise so suited me (That now 1 am the In te ri or SecretYee... To the Editor: It's time for us to use our education to educate our representatives in Congress that we are against a national drinking age of 21 by written letter. I, myself, abstain from alcoholic beverages, but can see much illegal drinking taking place if a 21-yearold drinking age law is passed. Why pass a law that restricts a citizen's rights for three years? There is the problem of high school students' drinking, of course, which must be addressed. And this, I think, may be resolved by a different law of giving the right of drink to high school graduates only. This would also give some students an incentive to finish high school, especially if the law also included not being able to drink without a high school degree until reaching 21. I'm against drinking, so I'm not going to write my congressman on the drinking issue, but I'm still going to write for our citizenry right to freedom and liberty. Franklin Kuczenski Why pay to park continued... In no time at all, Ron promoted As his chief adviser, head of N. I looked for Reds in every trouble spot, .And found them whether they were there or not. Ji J1 j j I found so many, Ron rewarded me By making me his Jn'tcrror Secret'ree... /083 Now, ranchers all, if m y job tempts you, Be not discouraged by a low I Q; 1 don't know a condor from a grizzly bear, And the only oil s licks I've seen are on R onnie's hair/ So, stick dose to your friends, and avoid all expertise, And you ALL may be In-te-ri-or SecretVees: And in this corner... To the Editor: Mr. Ron Brinkman: The chief of campus security? Your name was in the paper and you didn't know it? What kind of security do you provide? Since you have chosen to ignore last week's inquiry, we, the students, must assume that you are trying to hide something. Why harrass students? If you need the revenue, charge it to us in the form of higher tuition so that aid can be provided to us according to our need. Again I ask: "Why harrass students?" The first note in this series was directed at Ron Brinkman. The invitation to reply is still open to Ron. But now I am asking anyone who thinks we should submit to this extortion technique to explain why in next week's paper. Also those of you who agree with me are invited to suggest plans of action. Let's stop complaining and bring this issue out in the open. Discuss it with your friends. M. A. Davis P. S. More to come. Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger The bell has sounded and the participants are ready... The Prize: The heavyweight university governance championship of Parkside. The Contestants: The reigning championthe faculty, and the challenger-the academic staff. The Background: The faculty, of c ourse, consists of assistants, associate- and full professors. The academic staff, the fourth wheel of the university-the other three being the administration, faculty and students-want to be better represented on the many committees on campus. The academic staff consists of two parts: 162 teaching staffers (adjunct faculty, specialists, lecturers and visiting profs); and 77 non-teaching staffers (from such areas as Physical Plant, Security, Financial Aid, Student Services, Union, Student Activities and the library/learning center). The academic staff is similar to Rocky Balboabecoming champion isn't the goal. Going the distance to earn self-respect and the respect of others is what they want to achieve. But in order to get what they want-representation on committees-they must battle with the Apollo Creeds, also known as the faculty. And everybody knows that champions are weary of other entities trying to grab some of that championship glory and power. Champions also feel that challengers exist in a secondary, supportive role to their actions. One advantage the academic staff has is the fact that the third man in the ring-Chancellor Guskin-is on their side. But a two-against-one situation is not a clear-cut indication of "victory," by Ken Meyer, Editor because it is truly up to the champion whether or not the challenger will have the chance to go the distance and earn its professional respect. That's what the issue comes down to, really. There won't be any low blows, knockdowns or any head butts. It won't be a bloody brawl. It will be politics in its essential form-protecting one's power base and deciding whether or not to form a coalition. But the major question is: will the champion take it on the chin realizing that the championship (power) will not be lost or infringed upon in any way, or will the champion hold the heavyweight title above its head and scornfully dismiss any challengers it encounters? Only time will tell. And nobody knows how much time. After all, remember Rocky II and Rocky III? U 9 *00 £ Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovaiic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias .. Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chemouski; Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. 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Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. jjjiursday, October 20,1983 ^ -RANGER rroposea change disturbs Vet's Club by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The Parkside Vets Club met Oct. 12 with Stu Rubner, director of Community Services and Veterans' Officer, to discuss the proposed changes in veterans' personnel. Pat Falkenstern is currently the secretary for both Veterans' Services and Jack Elmore of Student Services. The proposed personnel change, recommended by Rubner and Elmore to the Personnel Office, would replace Falkenstern's present 40 hour per week position with two new people creating two part-time (20 hour per week) positions. Falkenstern would be reassigned to another position on campus. "We made the recommendation based on the theory that she's trying to work for two people and management-wise it is not a good arrangement at all," said Rubner. He added that he feels her job as Veterans' Services secretary should be changed to a clerical position. Rich Welbon, Vets Club president, said that the vets are not happy about the personnel change because they feel it will create a decline in the services they presently receive. There are about 400 veterans enrolled at Parkside and ap- . proximately 217 of t hose are receiving benefits. "Pat's there everyday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. A new person would only be there 20 hours a week, say from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. If someone goes in the office at 2:30 p.m. and he's having a problem getting his check for him and his family, it will be very inconvenient if no one's there," said Welbon. Falkenstern said she has a very busy schedule working for the vets and helping them receive the benefits they are entitled to. She is knowledgeable about the benefits available to vets, such as Chapters 31, 32, 34, and 35 Grant for Vietnam Era Veterans, Wisconsin State Vocational Rehabilitation Program and many others. "It is important for people who work here to understand what programs are available or the veterans won't be getting the care or the benefits they are entitled to," said Falkenstern. The job requires Falkenstern to have vets fill out the necessary forms to attend school and receive Vets Club meets to discuss proposed secretarial change. benefits. She must take great care in certifying veterans' benefits because errors in the process could hold up a check for a veteran. Falkenstern expressed concern about the proposed change in her position because she feels that her job as Veterans Services secretary is more intricate than the clerical status it has been given. "Last year the person who handled Veterans' Services had a masters degree. When he retired I was asked to do this job. Now it's a Dramatic Arts major offered by Jill Whitney Nielsen If it has always been your goal to major in Dramatic Arts at Parkside, now you can. A BA degree in Dramatic Arts was approved Sept. 30 by the UW Board of Regents. The new major, which has been an option within the Communication major, will begin next semester and will require 40 credits in the areas of acting, directing, dramatic literature, history, criticism, design and technical forms. It also carries a minor and offers secondary teacher certification by the Department of Public Instruction.. The new program also gives professors direct contact, via computer, with interested students and those already participating in the major. The faculty in the Dramatic Arts division is very excited about the new major. Lee VanDyke, Associate Professor of Dramatic Arts states, "In Nicholas Nickleby, a character says, 'Theater happens in a blaze of finery, but only at night.' It's important for the campus at large to realize it has programs that sparkle at night, along with the academic 9-5 routine." Dramatic Arts programs complement the Liberal Arts division because of the literature, critique, performance and design components, he said. It encompasses everything from religion and philosophy to history and sociology. The Dramatic Arts program started at Parkside as an extracurricular activity. Someone like Richard Carrington would decide to direct a play and it would go on from there. Then, seven years ago, it was moved from the Humanities Division to Fine Arts and Rhoda-Gale Pollack, Division Chairman, began building it up to what it now is. There are currently 200 students in Dramatic Arts courses. The new major is not expected to require new faculty or facilities. H.S. students have "Day on Campus" While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 27 and 28, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. and guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions and academic programs and services as well as attended selected in-session UW-Parkside classes on subjects including physics, art history and world politics. There will also be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with UW-Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend a presentation titled, "What to Expect When You are a College Student." There will also be a tour of the university library and learning laboratory and a talk, "Using a College Library for High School Research." Registration, which begins at 8 a.m. and continues throughout both mornings, will be at the Wyllie Library- Learning Center's information kiosk on the southeast end of the campus. A full schedule of activities will be available there. For more information, call 553-2122. Library book sale set The Library/Learning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. 1, 2 and 3 from 1 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Level Approximately 1,200 books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $1 and paperbacks for 25 cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gift items that are not needed for the library collection, according to Hannelore B. Rader, Director of the Library- /Learning Center. ^ clerical assistant position, which is an entry level position on campus, she said. "When I first started this job, what 1 most frequently heard from the veterans Js 'No one gives a damn about us.' At that time I just listened, but the longer I work here the more I wonder about that statement. When I think about the veterans at Parkside, I see men and women who were willing to risk their lives for me and I seriously wonder if I would have had the courage to do the same for them," said Falkenstern. "One vet here has received three Purple Hearts and numerous other awards. There are others who have gone out on the line and risked their lives — they weren't given awards. Many of our vets carry with them the scars of service, some physical and some psychological, and in many cases these will be with them for the rest of their lives. It seems to me that morally and practically we owe the veterans the services that will make their transition into university life successful. Their concerns should be our concerns," she said. Welbon said, "We have somebody in the office now who really cares and we should fight to keep her in there." He added that those people concerned about the situation should contact him at 5820 Nicholson Road, Franksville, Wis. 53126 or attend the Vets Club meeting Oct. 26. Jim LaMack, from the personnel office said that no final decision has been made at this time concerning the proposed personnel change and that things are still in the planning stages. Staff representation Continued from Page 1 and had faculty status at other colleges before coming to Parkside. Guskin said that "there are certain academic staff people who shouldn't be on committees" but he said that it also true about faculty. "They'll elect the best people- -no more often bad choices than anybody else." The chancellor said that similar changes are being contemplated throughout the UW System. "You're asking Parkside to lead," said committee member Richard Keehn. "You're absolutely right," replied Guskin. "The issue is not Milwaukee or Madison-it's what you feel." After Guskin's presentation, the committee agreed to look further into the issue and, as chairman James Shea said, find out the answer to the "ultimate question-is it going to help the university?" •••••••• The committee continued discussion about the status of academic staff-both at Parkside and systemwide- during its latest meeting Oct. 13. "(It's) strange that we're being pushed to do this when the entire system is studying the issue," said Rhoda-Gale Pollack. "Contrary to the overall impresson given last time (by Guskin)," said Shea, "there is no move to give them what they want (at Green Bay, Milwaukee and Madison). All the University Committee chairs (there) thought it was a bad idea." Shea said the report that the chancellors and committee chairs of those campuses wanted all academic staff personnel to vote on faculty committees is "not true." Although the implication was that wholesale power is to be given to the academic staff at these other campuses, said Shea, they are mainly dealing with the teaching academic staff. Pollack noted that other campuses have many teaching academic staff while Parkside doesn't really have too many. Shea said the change could be thought of as "a minor grab for power-strengthen the hand of the staff and therefore the administration." Keehn said that he had talked to a few academic staff personnel who said that "word has come down from the top" that the staff should become more involved in the university's governance. He also said that "Guskin's going to get (what he wants) because he's committed." Shea replied that that would prompt a loud outcry from the faculty. The committee decided to wait and see what happens in the UW system's central study of the academic staff in relation to the universities' governance before further addressing the issue. side's Placement office. Topic: "Images" of a personnel professional. Students should bring a bag lunch. The room number will be announced-look for posters. Peer Support A meeting has been called for Peer Support members-both old members and new members-on Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 111 (Faculty Lounge). This RANGER Anyone who would like to be a member of Peer Support are asked to come. They need "fresh" ideas from you, too. Members of Peer Support are: occasional volunteers (volunteering their time and effort for one period of time once a year) and routine volunteers (volunteering their time and effort more than once a year). The agenda will include: discussion of Peer Support (past, present and future), discussion of By-laws and adapting the Constitution, discussion of current budget, discussion of future budget (planning). Please make every effort to attend this meeting. The future of this organization may be at stake. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization) will conduct its first Jelly Bean guessing contest on campus. General rules: 50 cent donation per guess, two free guesses with BSO membership of $4, guess as often as you please, person who comes closest to guessing the actual total number of jelly beans wins. ($15 first place, $5 second place.) Winners' names will be announced in the Ranger the first week of November. Proceeds from the contest will go the Sickle Cell Anemia Foundation. Student participation in BSO activities, as well as in other campus events, is an important part of university life. BSO will hold a general membership meeting Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in Moln 107 to kick off the BSO membership drive and Minority Student retention at Parkside. SWEA SWEA (Student Wisconsin Education Association) welcomes Michael Bernier of the Kenosha Education Association. He will speak Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 p.m. in Moln D128. Everyone is invited to attend. Feel free to bring a bag lunch and a friend. Also at this meeting the final details of the fall workshop in Milwaukee will be discussed and worked out. Come and be part of the world of learning. Pi Sigma Epsilon Maria Konters, managing director of Pi Sigma Episilon (Marketing Club), will be coming from New York to meet with our chapter. The meeting will be held on Friday, Oct. 28 at 1 p.m. in Moln 217. All members are urged to attend. Chemistry Club Chemistry Club will sponsor "Pizza Party II" on Friday, Oct. 21 at 2 p.m. in Union Square. The cost will be $2 for club members, $1 for Science Division faculty and staff and $5 for all other life forms. The price includes all the pizza one can eat and refreshments. Chemistry students: don't miss this opportunity to chat with your favorite chemistry professors at this gala celebration. Sign up in Greenquist 114 by 10 a.m. Friday, Oct. 21 so pizza can be ordered. iJThursj^ Club Events ASPA Attention all ASPA (American Society for Personnel Administration) members who are graduating in December. UW-Whitewater is putting together a booklet of resumes to be distributed to PIRA personnel managers at the December PIRA meeting. Turn in resumes and $5 to Bonnie Gauger or Mary Ann Bock by Nov. 1. The club's first social gathering is planned for Oct. 25 at Looey's Roundtable at 8:30 p.m. Contact Mike at 857-7526 or 815-6784278. The first fund raiser is Wednesday, Oct. 26. General membership meeting on Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 pm. Speakers- Bill Wright of Kenosha Savings and Loan and JoAnn Goodyear of Park- Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.E McGillicuddy achieved fame and fortune throughout Canada. They say his special concoction called Mentholmint Schnapps had a taste so refreshing going in, so smooth going down, that thirsty trappers came from miles around just to buy it. Dr. McGillicuddy is long gone, but his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on in your favorite tavern or liquor emporium. Try Dr. McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps straight up, on the rocks, or with your favorite beer. Any way you pour it, schnapps never tasted so cool. $1.50 INTRODUCTORY REFUND OFFER FROM DR. McGILLICUDDY'S. To receive your $1.50 refund, fill out this refund order form and mail it with the neck label from the 750ml or liter size of Dr. McGillicuddy's to: Dr. McGillicuddy's $1.50 Refund Offer EO. 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They need input for future planning and current planning. What ideas do you have? Strategies for the group need to be documented. Please come and voice your opinion. RANGER PSGA Six students join Senate 5 Thursday, October 20.1983 Continued from Page 1 attitude on the part of the student body towards their government must be replaced with a willingness on the parts of the students to get involved and make things happen for themselves." "I need a lot of feedback from the student body, as well as from the faculty," he said. "This means that I need a great deal of cooperation on the parts of everyone to be responsive and tell me how they feel about things. At the same time, I have the added responsibility to let the students know what is happening with their student government and bring the issues up at the Senate meetings." "I think that there is no better time than now for people to act, to become involved It is my future and your future at Parkside that is important here. I guess we'll never know unless we try," he said. Bill Grindeland "I would like to try to work towards improved parking, additional computer terminal capacity, better extra-curricular activities, strong backing of the basketball team and other student concerns," said Bill Grindeland. He plans to address these issues by researching the problems and issues, asking for student opinion and talking with the administration in an effort to get PSGA involved. Grindeland hopes to "improve communications between the student body and the PSGA with the help of the Ranger and pure personal determination." Carlice Halmo Student apathy, getting things done on time and the student government budget are among the issues that Carlice Halmo intends to address as a Senator. Halmo was a member of her high school student council and plans on addressing the issues by having closer communication between the Senate and the PSGA President. Halmo wants to see more people working with the PSGA "in order to make PSGA work as it should." Paul Johnson Paul Johnson plans to address "the issues relevant to the older students, especially the veterans, (who) are the ones I am interested in. "I will find out what the students who elected me want me to do. It is their interests that I am representing- not my own. "I am interested in the student government and how it can work for us as students," he said. "We can change a lot and I would like to help change things for the better." Robert Oik Robert Oik is presently researching the granting of tenure at Parkside, which is the major issue he plans to address. "I feel strongly that the politcal nature of this university in regards to its decision-making process in granting or not granting tenure has to be changed," he said. "Just about anyone who attends this university knows of some excellent educator getting the ax because he or she rubbed the wrong person the wrong way. These excellent educators are written off with some b.s. about publishing. What is this university here for, anyway? To teach, that is it, and that should be the basic criteria for granting tenure." Oik also wants to make information concerning scholarships more available to the student body. Steve Schreiner "I am most concerned with issues that deal with student activities and students' rights," said Steve Schreiner. "One such issue will be whether or not to eliminate the 1-2 p.m. activity hour on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. "I am opposed to any policy that would lessen student involvement here at Parkside," he said. "Being a non-traditional, commuter campus, we have enough trouble getting students involved without eliminating the activities hour. If this issue does arise, I would try to get the Senate to pass a resolution which would state our opposition and then take the appropriate follow- up action." Betz, Meyer elected to PUAB, SUFAC Two student-at-large committee seats were also filled during last week's PSGA elections: Chuck Betz on PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) and Ken Meyer on SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). Only one candidate ran for each committee. Chuck Betz PUAB, as stated in its by-laws, is "an advisory body in the formulation, implementation and review of the Parkside Union's policy. It shall seek to promote the Parkside Union's role in campus and community activities and services." PUAB consists of 10 voting member: one from each of the five major organizations, two faculty members, one person chosen by t he Alumni Association and two students- at-large, one elected each semester. Chuck Betz, who is a former PSGA vice-president, wants to address "the possible expansion of the Union building that is being discussed. I also (want) to find out more about their policies and how they decide certain questions like pricing, hours, programming, etc." he said. "It is just an advisory committee, so there's not a lot we can do," he said, "but I think if the committee comes up with some really good ideas that students like, we should be able to get them implemented." Ken Meyer SUFAC is a standing subcommittee of PSGA which allocates the portion of total tuition fee that is called segregated fees. Parkside has traditionally had the lowest segregated fee charge in the UW system. This year, a full-time resident student paid $76 in segregated fees out of a total $519.50 tuit ion charge. SUFAC is comprised of five PSGA Senators and two studentsat- large, with one elected each semester. SUFAC funds 17 areas on campus, including student organizations, Athletics, Intramurals, the Child Care Center, and the Health and Housing offices. Ken Meyer, who is the editor of Ranger, has served on SUFAC for two years previously. "I feel that my two years on SUFAC and four years on Ranger have enabled me to learn the operations of all the different organizations on campus," he said. Meyer wants "to make sure that SUFAC isn't a rubber-stamp committee for all of the areas it funds. Each organization has to be able to justify the allocation they request. With the current UW economic mess, we can't just go about throwing money away." Seats are still available on the PSGA Senate. Stop in PSGA office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shop) for more information Election results One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) voted in last weeksParkside Student Government Association's fall election. There were nine open Senate seats, so all six candidates won. Here are the results: SENATE Steve Schreiner 81 Robert Oik 68 Bill Grindeland 61 Carlice Halmo 57 Kert Acklam 53 (write-in) Paul Johnson 39 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee Ken Meyer 91 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Chuck Betz 94 Job counseling available on campus by Napoleon Scarbrough The Department of Vocational Rehabilitation, Racine office, has a counselor at Parkside, located in the nursing center, Moln D115. Dave Duffeck, one of the Vocational Rehabilitation counselors, is in his office on Tuesdays from 1:30 to 4 p .m. The program provides vocational rehabilitation to people who have a disability, be it physical, mental or psychological. It will assist these people in attaining vocational goals in order to help them become productive citizens of society. Duffeck or another assigned counselor will develop, with the student, a rehabilitation plan. The services include: vocational evaluation; job placement assistance; training ; physical and psychological restoration; the purchase of occupational tools, licenses and clothing; providing transportation and maintenance payments for training program; as well as other services that are dependent upon financial need. To be eligible for the program, you must be sixteen years or older and have a disability as mentioned above. If there are questions, Duffeck asks that you drop by the Health Center on his day on campus or call him at his Racine office, 636- 3462. Kenosha resident are encouraged to call the Kenosha office. Duffeck asks that students make an appointment with Edith Eisenburg, school nurse, when coming to the Health Center. Legal concerns: Child support and divorce "Legal Concerns: Child Support and Divorce" is the October topic for the monthly public meeting hosted by the Unemployment Task Force. Judy Hartig, attorney with Hartig, Bjelajac and Michelson, and Dan Konkol, assistant District Attorney with Racine County and head of the non-support division, will address some of the problems involved with divorce and child support. Hartig and Konkol will state the options available to those considering divorce or separation, many who are experiencing trouble with spouses or children because of divorce and others who are having difficulties with child support payments. A q uestion and answer session will follow the presentations. We know the stress of the new economy is causing the dissolution of many marriages. The October meeting gives individuals a chance to get some answers to a very emotional situation in a supportive atmosphere. The meeting is Thursday, Oct. 27 at 1:30 in the Crystal Room at Memorial Hall, 72 Seventh St., Racine. The meeting is free and open to the public. Refreshments will be available. The Unemployment Task Force is made up of concerned agencies and unemployed volunteers. Its purpose is to help jobless people through the phase of unemployment. Vietnam course sparks student interest RANGER by Mark Feldman American involvement in the Vietnam War ended more than 10 years ago. Post-war rhetoric and discussion continue to try to sort out exactly what happened. For many, bitter memories remain. Others still have not reached an understanding of what, for 20 years, was American's most raging controversy. In order for today's students to see that period more clearly, History Professor Oliver Hayward is offering a course on the war entitled "International Conflict: the Vietnam War." "I think this generation really cares about what happened in that time span," Hayward said in an interview last Wednesday. "There's a lot of concern shown by the students in the class. Many of them talk to me after class about the topic." The class will be broken into five parts, beginning with the early history of Vietnam. "In order to really understand what happened during the American involvement, you have to start at the beginning of the country," Hayward said. As the class centers on certain topics, Hayward will have special lecturers from the faculty to speak on them. "I am trying to avoid sounding judgmental in any way," he said. "I'm not taking a stand on one side or the other. I want to explain things and let the students make their own judgments." The class will have the help of the recent PBS special on Vietnam to visualize some of the class discussions. "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations," Hayward said. "We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly." The class is also being taught at Madison this fall, but it is on a trial run here at Parkside for this semester. "1 wanted to have a more careful "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations. We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly. 99 -Oliver Hayward look at the war, personally," said Hayward, on reasons why he offered the class. "I was very ambivalent during that period and I really Go From Senior To Manager. Whatever your degree, the Navy can put you in a management position right away. You begin your Navy career with some of the most sophisticated technical and general management training available in important fields like electronics, inventory control, purchasing, personnel administration, engineering and systems analysis. And from your first day as a Navy officer, you have decision-making authority. You're given the level of responsibility you need to turn textbook knowledge into professional know-how, fast. All you need is a BS or BA. 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He graduated in 1960 with a Ph.D. in Russian history with an interest in Eastern Asia. He has been on the Parkside faculty since 1971 when the university was founded His Russian training will aid him in his planned class/trip to the Soviet Union from March 10 to March 24 This will be Hayward's third Soviet trip since 1979. For the low price of $1,690, a student can go to the USSR over spring break and pick up three credits in the process by taking the International Studies Seminar. "It's a great adventure whenever we go," he said. "There's an incredible variety of cultures to see in the Soviet Union." PAB sponsors Steamboat trip by Keith Harmann Steamboat. More mountain than Aspen, more powder than Vail, more lifts than Snowmass, more sun than Sun Valley, more bars than Utah. January first through the ninth, PAB is sponsoring a winter ski vacation to Steamboat Springs, Colorado. The price is $269 ($96 less than last year) and has many quality inclusions: round-trip deluxe motor coach to and from Steamboat, six nights' lodging in the Storm Meadows Condominiums, four-day lift ticket, daily parties ranging from hot tub happy hours to a giant party in the Steamboat central complex and many other options are available on the trip. Applications can be obtained in the Student Activities Office and are due Oct. 18 with a $50 deposit. The final payment is due Nov. 18. Steamboat is the second largest ski mountain in Colorado with an average annual snowfall of 27 feet. The total number of ski runs is 73, and the ski lift capacity is 18 660 skiers per hour. Neil Nelson, coordinator of the trip, said that the price was too good to pass up and that "we had a fun time last year and I'm sure it will be even better this year. We -have two buses going, comnarwitn only one last year. This allows us to have 47 more people going, a total of 94." Steamboat offers more than downhill skiing. There are sleigh rides, ice skating, cross country skiing, sledding and more. The condominiums are furnished with a color TV, a fully-equipped kitchen, all utensils and dishes, private sundeck/patio, fireplace, daily maid service and others. Ann Fralich went on last year's trip and is very excited about returning to Steamboat this year. "I have a lot of good memories about Steamboat and I think that it is great that I'll be able to relive them. Everyone should share the excitement of the Steamboat feeling." Atomic disorder The atomic age has produced a new behavior disorder, the Family Nuclear Syndrome, says a UW-Madison family therapist. Prof. Morton Perlmutter says children hear depressing discussion of nuclear war and the possibility of a holocaust and develop deep and unspecific fears, chronic anxiety, impotent rage and a "live-fortoday attitude." Such feelings show up in the teen years as rebellious attitudes toward social norms on sqxuakconduct and drug,use, , ,y; RANGER Locker thefts reported 7 Thursday, October 20,1983 by Mary Kirton Kaddatz Five thefts in the Phy. Ed. building have been reported to campus Security during the last week and a bait. Items missing were cash, shoes and a Sony walkman radio hour of the five thefts were reported from the men's locker room between 11 a.m. and noon and 1 to 2 p.m. On one occasion, a fire bomb went off in the men's locker room but nothing was reported missing. In most cases the thief was interested in money and valuables, since no clothing was taken. S^curity is investigating the thefts and a few suspects are under surveillance, according to Ron Brinkman of S ecurity. "To the best of our knowledge, no master key is in the wrong hands," said Brinkman. "Locks are being cut off and removed-personal locks and Parkside locks." Brinkman suggests that students not put any money in their lockers if at all possible. He also suggests the use of case-hardened locks that cannot be cut with bolt cutters, and to report anything suspicious to the Security office immediately. There is a reward fund for informers who give information leading to the arrest and conviction of the thief/thieves. One way to make personal items safe, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, is to install airport lockers where the lockers would be visible and patrons would receive a key after inserting a coin into the locker. But, Dannehl pointed out, there are no funds available for such lockers. "The administration is very concerned and very hopeful Security may be apprehending the thieves very soon," said Dannehl. "But until they are caught, do not leave any valuables, especially money, in the locker rooms." Small business course offered Managing Employees in a Small Company" will be the topic of a five-session course at Parkside from 6:30 to 9 p.m. on Thursdays- Nov. 3, 10, 17 and Dec. 8 and 15-in Union Room 104-106. Cost is $50 and persons should pre-register by calling 553-2047 or 553-2620. Instructor for the sessions will be Parkside business management professor Dennis Laker, a former Dental recruitment on campus Charles Alexander, recruiter for Marquette's Dental School, will be at Parkside on Friday, Oct. 21 to talk to students interested in Marquette's dental program. Alexander will be in the Minority Student Program office, WLLC D198, at 1 p.m. small business manager who has presented numerous workshops and seminars at area firms. Laker, who holds a master's degree in industrial-organizational psychology from the University of Illinois and who is currently completing PhD work in that subject, also teaches personnel administration, selection and placement and training and development courses at Pakside. Topics to be covered in the five sessions include selecting, orienting and training new employees; improving management-employee communication; compensation and salary administration; and motivating employees for improved productivity. The program is sponsored by Parkside Business Outreach/Small Business Development Center in conjunction with UW-Extension. Winter Carnival planning /****************** & * American Motorshow J 4 with X * JIM BRADLEY £ J WRJN - 1400 AM { if 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30-4:00 PM X jf MONDAY THRU FRIDAY X Students who are interested in planning the 1984 Winter Carnival are encouraged to contact the Student Activities Office, Union 209. There are 14 designated seats appointed through the five major student organizations and five studentat- large seats available for students who would like to join in the planning of the event. Winter Carnival, to be held Feb. 13-17, is designed to develop friendship and camaraderie through a variety of club and individual events. The festivities traditionally begin with a parade on Monday and conclude with a dance on Friday. The first Winter Carnival committee meeting will be on Monday, Oct. 24. Do something worthwhile... 1W-1W... TPiP-TfcP Join the Ranger Stop in the Ranger office, WLLC D139, next to the Coffee Shop The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P ^ Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater .M?n n,hIc il )eK 50 3'"den,Bi «•«. senior cttteens; rw!nn ™ H ?,00r' $3 and W. tickets at Fine Arts Stf"S® and Un,°" ,n,° Center. For information, can 5&J-4501. This performance is sponsored bv a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee. . 8 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Brian Kitzmann Francois Cecile Lavonne Michaud Thomas Sinnett Kimberlie Kranich Robert Goll Maria Ambrose Robin White Linda A. Winzer Scholarships reward academic excellence About $9,000 in Molinaro and Alumni Association Merit Scholarships has been awarded to Parkside students based upon their superior academic performances. Scholarships paying for three Parkside pre-medicine students' 1983-84 tuition, which is $1,209 a year, went to the winners of the George and Madeline Molinaro Pre-Medicine Scholarship Fund, established three years ago by Madeline Molinaro, widow of the Kenosha civic and labor leader, who as a prominent state assemblyman, introduced legislation in 1965 which established Parkside. The Molinaro Scholars are sophomore Lavonne Michaud, Kenosha; freshman Linda Winzer, Kenosha; and freshman Francois Cecile, Racine. Graduates of Parkside's widely recognized pre-medicine program, FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE 41 TO BANK 'i l-ffO( K TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 mnBER vnir based in the university's science division and advised by life science professor Anna Marie Williams, have been admitted to medical schools at rates far exceeding the national average. Several Parkside pre-med graduates have gone on to medical school and returned to Kenosha or Racine to establish private practices. Incoming freshmen who are winners of $1,000 merit scholarships at Parkside, money for which came* from the university Alumni Association's fund-raising campaign this year, are: Maria Ambrose, Kenosha; Robert Goll, Kenosha; Kimberlie Kranich, Racine; Thomas Sinnet, Racine; Robin White, Racine; and Brian Kitzmann, Sturtevant. Those students ranked in the top 10 percent of their high school graduating classes. In addition, Parkside business majors Martin Rheaume, Racine, and Ellen Breitbach of St. Francis, Wis., each were awarded $400 scholarships from the Milwaukee Chapter of the Data Processing Management Association. Peer Support awards scholarships Peer Support has awarded scholarships to Rosalie A. Mutchler and Kristine Sandow. Each will receive $50 to help with their college expenses. These awards are intended for the fall 1983 semester. Mutchler attended St. Catherine's High School in Racine, graduating in 1962. She then attended Gateway Technical School parttime in 1979-80. After Gateway, she went to college in Ohio part-time. Currently, Mutchler is a full-time student and has not attended college within the past seven years. Mutchler hopes to seek a degree "which will enable me to pursue a career in social work and counseling." She is interested in psychology and sociology courses and expects to gain much personal satisfaction in developing her career. Sandow attended Edgerton High School and graduated in 1962. She has been unemployed for over a year. Her educational goals are simple and straight forward,. She intends to study a variety of subjects that interest her and this will combine with her vast work history in order to produce a more employable person. She will eventually become more self-sufficient and gain confidence in herself. •••••••• Two $50 scholarships are being offered by Peer Support, a major student organization concerned with helping non-traditional students (23 years of age and older) make a successful return to academic life. Applicants should be those who plan to enroll at least part-time at Parkside in Spring '84. Application blanks are available in the Peer Support office (WLLC D- 175) or you may call (553-2706). Applications are due Dec. 1. Checks will be mailed Dec. 31. Licensed drinkers New program endows Should drinkers be licensed? A Wisconsin legislator thinks so. Rep. John Medinger's bill would require high school graduates to pass a test if they want to drink legally before turning 21. That way, says Medinger, young drinkers learn "the rules of the road." Two incoming freshmen studehts at Parkside, Mary Haen and Jeffrey Beard, both of Kenosha, recently were awarded American State Bank Merit Scholarships of $1,000 each to be used for their first two years of university work. The scholarship program was established this year by the Kenosha bank's board of directors as an endowment fund for students from Kenosha County to attend Parkside. The bank began the endowment with a $5000 gift and intends to contribute additional funds each year. American State Bank Merit Scholarships are awarded annually on the basis of academic achievement in high school and potential for excellent in university work. Haen, of 3603 10th Ave., a 1983 graduate of Bradford High School who maintained a perfect 4.0 grade point average (straight A's) during her high school career, has entered Parkside's accelerated three-year pre-medicine program. Beard, of 4918 70th St., a 1983 graduate of St. Joseph's High School who ranked in the top one percent of the nation's' collegebound students on his college admissions examinaton, plans to major in business and pre-law at Parkside. Scholarship recipients are selected by a committee of Parkside faculty. NSF fellowships selected The National Research Council, in conjunction with the National Science Foundation, will select candidates for the Foundation's programs for Graduate Fellowships and Minority Fellowships. Final selection of Fellows will be made by the Foundation, with awards to be announced in March 1984. NSF Fellowships are intended for students at or near the beginning of their graduate study, and will be awarded for study or work leading to master's or doctoral degrees in the mathematical, physical, biological, engineering, and social sciences, and in the history and philosophy of science. Eligible applicants will, in general, be college seniors or first-year graduate students who, at the time of application, have not completed more than 20 semester/30 quarter hours, or equivalent, of study in any of the aforementioned science and engineering fields following completion of their first baccalaureate degree. The annual stipend for NSF Fellows will be $8,100 for a 12 month tenure. The deadline for applications is Nov. 23. For further information and applications contact the Fellowship Office, National Research Council, 2101 Constitution Avenue, Washington, D.C. 20418. Loan application fee illegal A $10 fee for processing Guaranteed Student Lpans applications is illegal, the Minnesota Higher Education Coordinating Board has decided recently. It struck down a request from the University of Minnesota and a state association of financial aid adminstrators to change the state loan contract to permit a GSL fee. Campus officials say the fee is needed to cover rising administrative costs and insure speedy processing of applications. The board saw the fee as a potential burden on needy students, however. HANGER Wind Ensemble to perform 9 Thursday, October 20,1983 Three innovative contemporary wind ensemble selections and two works from early band-music eras will be performed by the Parkside 40-piece wind ensemble, conducted by music professor Mark Eichner, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 27 in the Union Cinema Theater. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and UW-P staff and $2 for others. Featured contemporary selections are Vincent Persichetti's "Masquerade for Band," which develops a short musical passage through a series of variations; Normal Dello Joio's "Colonial Ballads," a set of six movements that presents a "feast of orchestral colors; ' and Alan Hovhaness' "Journey to a Holy Mountain" from Symphony No. 20 for Band, a piece that reflects the composer's Armenian heritage through its mystic and hypnotic character. u Tlband music selections are Haydn Wood's "Mannin Veen-Dear Isle of Man," which is representative of the early 20th century English practice of transcribing folk songs into hypnotic settings for band and which was one of the first works to use the band as a concert organization; an(j Louis gpohr's Notturno," for Turkish Band, Opus 34, a German classical piece composed in the spirit of a Mozart serenade incorporating a number of dance styles including a minute, a march, a theme and variations and a spirited finale. e, "S'oj y'Sombra" ("Sun and Shade"), a Spanish march by George Gates, will close the program. Earn $ by selling advertising for Ranger. For more information, contact Catherine Chaffee in the Ranger office. EK"* W "usio Vivian Rodriguez Racine- Professor Mark Eichner, set for 8 p.m. on upcoming concert by the University of Wisconsin* hursday' 0ct- 27« in the Union Cinema Theater. IBM Personal Computers piSCOUMS AVAILABLE All f aculty, staff and students are eligible For more information call or write IBM National Accounts Division, 611 E. Wisconsin Ave. Milwaukee. Wl 53202 (414) 347-6000. YTWTWtTiTirjj Happy Birthday, James Ross Buchanan Congratulations Andy & Brenda, you lucky mom and dad. Best wishes from all of us on the Ranger staff. 10 Thursday, October 20, 1983 RANGER "I Am A Camera'' Milwaukee theater presents "Midnight Dream" that his work is no longer considered valuable. Along with the play's other character, Nog, the alchemist's assistant, Alexander embarks on a search for meaning amid "an atmosphere of fantastic realism..in the contemporary world." The characters are portrayed by Eric Ness, as Alexander, and Paul Zawadsky, as Nog. Ness and Zawadsky received favorable review for their performances opposite each other in Arata's "The World and Other Inventions," which was performed-at Parkside last spring. Ness, who grew up in LaCrosse, has performed at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, the Champlain Shakespeare Festival in Burlington, Vt„ and with the Nebraska Theater Caravan. Zawadsky, a Stevens Point native, has performed with the prestigious Arena Stage Theater in Washington and the Fort Worth (Tex.) Shakespeare Festival. Both performers are graduates of UW-Milwaukee's Professional Actors Training Program. Are activities beneficial? Does participation in outside activities increase students' satisfaction with college life or interfere with it? Past sociological studies produced contradictory answers, but a new look at the question by Richard McKaig, assistant dean of students at Indiana University, indicates that not only are students happier with college life when they participate in outside activities, but the more active their participation, the more satisfaction they derive. The exceptions are student government and residence hall organizations, where the most active students are the most dissatisfied. Using the College Student Satisfaction Questionnaire (CSSQ),. Form C, as a standardized test, McKaig measured the general satisfaction with college life among a sample of 10 percent of the juniors and seniors at IU. With a Student Activities Questionnaire he developed, McKaig also measured the correlation between the degree of satisfaction and the level of participation. Those students highly active in student government and residence hall organizations proved to be less satisfied with college life than those at the lowest level of participation. It's hard to draw cause-and-effect conclusions from such studies, McKaig says, but he thinks student governments generally seek political reforms rather than social ones, and those come more slowly. An administrator himself, McKaig says, "Maybe we frustrate those people more than we haVe to ." Special: 25% off Jube Jells Week of Oct. 17 California Mix Licorice Bully Malted Milk Balls Milk Caramels Orange Slices Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kissses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearmint Leaves Starlite Mints Caramel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Caramel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Watermelon Sparklers Cinnamon Bears Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Scott Niles and Mary Beth Kelleher rehearse a scene from "I Am A Camera," the Dramatic Arts fall main stage production. Performances are Oct. 28, 29, 30 and Nov. 4 and 5 in the Communication Arts Theater. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst I Milwaukee's Paradox Studio • Theatre will bring its production of Luis D. Arata's new two-character play, "Midnight Dream," a humor-, ous and poignant tale of an aging alchemist's search for life's meaning, to Parkside at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 2 in the Communication Arts Studio Theatre. Advance tickets, available at the Union Information Center, are $2.50 f or senior citizens and UW-P students and staff; $3.50 for others. Tickets at the door are $3 a nd $4. Limited seating is available, so advance registrations are encouraged and can be made by calling Parkside's Fine Arts Division at 553-2581. The performance is being supported by a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee and is sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts and Humanities divisions. In "Midnight Dream," Arata, a native of Argentina who holds an undergraduate degree in physics and a PhD in literature and theater from Cornell University, creates an elderly alchemist, Alexander, who must come to grips with the fact RANGER _ Yarborough heads Learning Lab by Carol Kortemlick , .. 11 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Hidden in a deep, secluded corner of the library, in level D-l, lies the Learning Lab. Thelma Yarborough is the new coordinator of the Learning Lab and is also teaching Reading and Study Skills. Yarborough arrived at Parkside on May 15 from Washington, D. C. where she had worked for two institutions teaching Afro-American studies, History, Reading and Study skills. She enjoys the informal atmosphere at Parkside and finds the new equipment more effective. Her true reason for coming to Parkside, she said, is because "it is the birthplace of academic freedom." Many students are ignorant of the Learning Lab's value. The Learning Lab is seen as the place to help get "slow" students through college. Yarborough sees this label as particularly inhibiting for all students, especially when it can help with research, improve study skills and even teach one how to take exams more effectively. She enjoys the Learning Lab, yet hopes to see some much-needed improvements. In any institution, Yarborough's top priority is the students. Her goal at Parkside is to promise the growth of the Learning Lab and from there to facilitate learning for all students. Her dedication to the Learning Lab is mixed with a concern that all individuals obtain an equal opportunity for higher education. She feels many people lose the chance for better education due to their low financial status, in that the middle class sets a standard for Painting techniques taught The painting techniques of old masters will be examined in a University Extension one day art class, and students will learn to use a number of different painting methods, such as grisaille, glazine, and underpainting. The instructor, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of Racine, began her art education in Copenhagen, Denmark, her native land. She has since received M.A. and M.F.A. degrees in painting from the University of Iowa, and a masters degree in teaching art from the University of New Hampshire. Her experience has included teaching, exhibiting in numerous shows and galleries, and designing for industry, a publishing company, and an art museum. The class is intended for either the person who would like to start using oil paints, or one who has already achieved some proficiency with that medium or similar media — for example, acrylic, alkyd or watercolor. The class will be held on Saturday, November 12, from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., in Tallent Hall. Students are asked to register by Nov. 4 with University Extension, phone (414) 553-2312. The fee is $15i > Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Sea0rams itvtn Croum Croum '"town u i gwuM" s#"*'"5<* """it Si«»«tso« 0 8'i iiwmi «s s o taste of Seagram ^ * w Damcefoter stirs Seren&Seren '© 1983 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO.. N Y . N Y AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80 P ROOF. Scyeii-Up",and '7U P" aie trademarks qf the ,Seven Up Company. The Parkside interview RANGER Dean's list... by Jill Whitney Nielsen Associate Professor of English, Jim Dean has been with Parkside since 1970. He graduated from the College of William and Mary in Virginia and went on to receive his Ph.D. from the Shakespeare Institute at the University of Birmingham, England. He lived in Stratford- upon-Avon for two years. Awarded the Fulbright Grant, he spent 1977 and 1978 traveling around South America, teaching Contemporary American Poetry at Brazilian Universities. As well as Shakespeare, his interests lie in Contemporary Comparative Poetry. •••••••• What are your feelings on collective bargaining? To quote Ben Franklin, "If we don't hang together, we'll all hang separately." I was affiliated with the AFL-CIO, checking contracts for the musicians' union and without it, many of them would have been up a creek, so to say. So you're in favor of it? Sure. You are no less a professional when you're part of an organization. How useful do you feel tenure is? "I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way." Very useful. Without it we wouldn't have the protection of freedom of speech. Well, what about people who are awarded tenure and don't deserve it? There's always some dead wood floating around, but good people more than compensate for that. What about the ones who deserve it and don't get it? It's more of a supply and demand situation, rather than the deserving being deemed deficient. There are just too many qualified people and not enough jobs. How do you feel about the balance between teaching and research? PIZZA PLUS ^(FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) LAI HROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE 633-6307 *******^*********? Teaching should be the main thing, the main goal. But research is for keeping you "alive," keeping you informed and in touch with what you're teaching. But it's the students first, then the art. Do you think we place too much emphasis on research? No, some schools do, but not Parkside. ' •••••••* How do you like Parkside? I m glad to be here. You have the chance to do many things that may interest you instead of being pigeon-holed into one field. I also love the area, right next to the park, near the lake. Water, I think is very important to well-being. How do you like teaching? Teaching is fun. Everything is for the students. When you begin to teach, the text is the most important thing, but after a few years working with the students, their ideas and their responses to the literature become more important. There's the real reward. How do you feel about the relationship between the faculty and administration? We have both a corporate and a collegiate structure. The power goes up and down at the same time, but more often down. What about your own division? We have some good people in Administration. The current Chairman of Humanities is very good We've had some rare luck with our chairmen. And all of our people are not only excellent within the division, but they get invoked in the whole aspect of UW-P, heading committees, etc. How do you think Humanities compares with other divisions? It s still aive. But we could use more attention from upstairs. •••••••• How do you like the students at UW-P? We have a very wide range in age and experience that's a definite Associate Professor of English James Dean plus. I feel it's gotten better. Admission is more selective, so we're getting a higher caliber of student. Do you think they're apathetic, not wanting to get involved? You can't be apathetic in class; you'll never last. I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way. Wouldn't you like to see more students involved outside of class? Sure I would. But it's a commuter school. You have to bump into each other on the ^streets, in the supermarkets, at the gas stations to get the interaction you mean. Wouldn't dorms be the answer? Dorms would certainly help. But conditions have improved. For intance, the union. And we now have films, plays, concerts, trips. It's better than it used to be. Education starts in the classrooms, but that's just the beginning. You must come to see things in another light, from fluorescent to neon, so to speak. You're one of the professors who holds classes outside. Do you find that beneficial? Absolutely. It's a totally different atmosphere. The sky's the limit. How would you describe your teaching style? I don't know. I should be asking you that. How do you feel about the education in today's high schools? It's a wonderful time for learning. I think they're doing the best they can with the depressed economy. Schools are understaffed, teacher s are overworked and underpaid, and it's reflected in the educaton kids are getting. What do you think about their cutting certain electives out of the curriculum, such as music and drama? Some of the curriculum still reflect the fad courses of the '70's. Well, fad is fat, and should be cut out, but electives such as music, drama, athletics, certain lit. courses are basic to well-rounded education. The less kids get, the worse off they'll be. I admire the student who with only basics from high school can still do well in college. How has a college education differed in the last ten years? It s different. It may or may not be better, but it is different. Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 RANGER 13 Thursday, October 20,1983 Cadets come to Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The last dance here was a huge success with the Protectors. The next dance will be even better with Racine's own R & B CADETS. They're coming back to the Parkside Union Thursday, Oct. 20. Doors open at 8 p.m. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $2 for guests. It's tonight, so be there (in Union Square) or be square. * * * * * * * * "Hey, Joe! Doing anything tonight? Want to go to a movie together?" "Good idea! The Verdict is playing in the Union Cinema this weekend, and it's only $1." Yes, "The Verdict" will be showing here at 3:30 p.m. today and will be repeated at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on Friday and at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday., Next week's movie will be Night of the Living Dead. * * * * * * * * This Wednesday, Oct. 26, John Hunsbuscher will be performing for the Coffeehouse. Relax and watch him from 12-2 p.m. or 8-10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. * * * * * * * * The free movie of the week is the famous Psycho. It's the original, uncut movie that was far better than its sequel. Come see it Tuesday night and don't miss the famous shower scene. All of the above events-are sponsored by PAB. * * * * * * * * The Social Science Round Table this week features Prof. Alexander Lichtman. He will talk on "The Soviet Propaganda Machine: Perspectives on the Scholarly Life in Communist Countries III." The program is open to the public at no charge. It will be Monday, Oct. 24, at noon, in Union 106. * * * * * * * * The foreign film this weekend is The Seduction of Mimi. It will be shown Thursday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series. •••••••• The UW-Extension is sponsoring three courses this week. The first is called "Small Business Loans and How to Obtain Them," on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. On Monday there will be two courses offered: "Working with Children of Divorce" and "Divorce for Men: Artist arrives Nationally-known airbrush artist Robert Paschal will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Oct. 26 to present a slide-illustrated lecture at 2:15 p.m. and demonstrate airbrush painting techniques at 3:30 p.m. in Communication Arts Room D-145 (the painting studio.) The presentations are free and open to the public. Paschal, author of the book "Airbrushing for Fine and Commercial Artists," is a full-time artist who earned his bachelor and master of fine arts degrees from the State University of New York and has exhibited work at numerous exhibitions, including the New England Exhibition of Sculpture and Painting, the Ball State University Annual Drawing and Small Sculpture Show and the Minot State National Drawing Exhibition. Recently, he exhibited at a national invitational show focusing on the "Artist and the Airbrush" at San Jose State University. He has lectured on airbrush techniques and history at many colleges and universities, including the Pratt Institute and the Art Students League in New York, the University of Massachusetts and Loyola University. His appearance at Parkside is being organized by the Art Discipline and is funded in part by Exxon Corp. Surviving the Trauma" at 9 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. respectively. Call ext. 2312 f or details. * * * * * * * A workshop called "Parent to Parent" will be held Tuesday at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall, room 182, and is open to anyone. It is sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Call ext. 227 for details. * * * * * * * * Kevin Hamberger, Clinical Psychologist of the Southeastern Family Practice Center, will be speaking on Wednesday, Oct. 26. His seminar, called "Stress," will be at 11:50 a.m. in Union 106. The seminar is free and open to the public." 4 Kenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION 5935 7th Ave.—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake-24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 > I 14 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Chicken McGoebbles Or: over to you, James thZIJwhV irather 3uaint' if somewhat improbable theory that chums that World War Two may never Hmpr hfdl"? Kth»1uChanCellor of Germany Adolf pel shop b u^ess ^ a"d g0nc ,nto the While this theory may be a bitch to prove, it nevernn! i?f US Wth a relatively neat jump-off probabilities ' SpeCulations on recent historical im- Luckily, advances in improbability theory have al- !lw ,re^earchfs m the Historical Oddball Department at Harvard University to construct alternate scenarios with a percentage error of less than .000002 facts per million. While this may not provide us with great insights as to what really happened in history, the conrfthprS,? n theoretical documents provide us with a rather unique view of what might have been. The articles presented below were written by the SUf? a . ors 'n their respective scenarios. There is little true deviation from the purported facts. Hypothesis 1: What if James Joyce worked for NBC Sports: and the plate was stepped step to the plate yes and he saw the pitcher yes and took the stance but the air was cool and the noise was like a thousand yes batting .521 against lefties with the power of the orient yes and it new to him and he looked dark the arabian sun beating yes and he struck yes once struck and it connected yes with the crack yes yes over yes up it flew yes and mcwilliams going back yes and it flew it's over yes it's out of here yes homer yes it is homer yes it is yes and— Yes. Hypothesis 2: What if T.S. Elliott worked for the IRS? Let us go now, you and I, And with the forms conduct our lives. So It Goes* by John Kovalic Oh, do not ask "What was it?" Let us go and make our audit. (In the room the women come and go talking of tax deductibles.) Do I dare, do I dare, disturb the essence of Uncle Sam and deduct the three martini lunches? (I think I know just what his hunch is.) Hypothesis 3: What if Adolf Hitler managed a Burger King? June 5, 1945 Dear Diary, Der last days are upon us, but I know victory will be ours^ Vhich is better? Flame broilink, fryink or gassink? Put three million more burgers in der offens today, but McDonald's is gettink strong. Plot to kill off Ronald by force-feeding him Mayor McCheese vas complete flop. Der Munchkins did not chance sidez after all. Some gerdammint punk kid vanted a burger done his vay. Hoo-boy did I show him. Bet he feels silly valking around mit der cash register shuved up his vear-unt. Hypothesis 4: What if a wizened, senile, B-movie actor became president of the United States? Conclusion: Too ridiculous to contemplate. The Big Chill": Warm and intelligent by Patricia Cumbie "The Big Chill" is a light-hearted drama about the reunion of seven college friends who haven't kept in touch with each other since graduation. The thing that reunites them is the suicide of their friend, Alex. This may not sound too uplifting, but the humor that is utilitized sets the tone for an enjoyable and sensitive movie. The movie opens with Alex's funeral, which ends with an organ rendition of "You Can't Always Get What You Want," his favorite song. During the drive to the cemetery, one gets introduced to each character. Some are very successful, including a doctor, a lawyer, a TV star and a journalist. Together they experience the loss of their friend and gain insight into their own personal experiences since they were last together, in the sixties. How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? THE BIGCHIM In a cold world you need your friends to keep you warm. The movie portrays human nature accurately, as the characters argue and discuss their feelings In one scene, at dinner, a tense atmosphere is broken by Nick (William Hurt), when he says, "If Alex were here, he'd say, 'Pass the dessert."' The cast consists of virtual unknowns, except for William Hurt. They play off one another well. It is plausible that they are a group of close friends. One thing that does deserve mention is the music. If you like music from the sixties, you'll enjoy the soundtrack from this movie. As I watched, I was humming and my feet were tapping. The movie stars Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, William Hurt, Jobeth Williams, Tom Berenger, Jeff Goldblum, Mary Kay Place and Meg Tilly. This is a movie worth seeing. It is nice for a change to see a movie with adults and an intelligent and enjoyable plot. Once Ober Easy On Trac! by Dick Oberbruner "Before the Trac II" (Rewritten after reading W.B. Lockwood's "Language of the British Isles, Past and Present") There is, as yet, no means of knowing through what eons of time males have been shaving. He has certainly seen Ice Ages come and go with scraggly chins — the fragments of the human skull from the Thames gravel at Batsmeat has remains of stubble. It makes no odds, therefore, that man did not begin shaving until a quarter of a million years ago. His earliest attempts may have been accompanied by* the earliest screams — wh oops only a heated simian would respond to. With the power of oral expression came the need to shave and compare, an intregal factor in man's gradual emancipation from five o'clock shadow to the smoothness of a newborn's hinder. And when his technique was at last perfected, he was then man indeed — eligible and macho. These attributes have been part of the general evolution of the male ego who can say how many tribes of homo d'nubbens have wandered the tundra in search of a reflecting pool? Looking back through unshaven millenia, the imagination dimly comprehends males attracting females by looks rather than by club. Each and every male must have possessed a sharp edged rock or stick to scrape away the accumulation of facial fringe. Only the details are lost, for though archeology brought much understanding of even the remotest ways, for our purposes the jaw of prehistoric man is unclear. Of the transition from brutish profile to Gatsby silhouette we know little, other than the myriad attempts at using metal cutting edges to swipe away goatee. In any case, we know for a fact, man was unable to shave that morning for the dawning of history. Yet some of the archeologist's finds permit at least (what has been called) the Aqua Velva factor. Some 25,000 yea rs ago, we are told, the last European Straight-Edge Age was reaching its climax. Most of Britain had been under some strain to relieve after-burn. The warming climate and the receding glacier brought a springlike atmosphere — a frivolity the pain stricken males would have to pass up. Herds of reindeer and bison paraded along pastures adjacent to man's communities, yet man was unable to cope with the hunt due to windburn. The harpoon and spear once used to kill his prey were the tools of his demise when it came to steppin' out. We are ignorant of the real intent of these people, but we still know them well for they are the same stock and culture as those Cro-Magnon shavers whose need for a panacea outlasted their need for a cookout. Intelligence of this calibre bears witness to the advanced after-shave tech- Xlh ^ modern da from the glacier as a skin coolant. y Billings. They used ice The bearers of such a culture will undoubtedly have shaven a full ™esa week- C0I"parable in principle to any found today. Along : e lines, women found the need to scrape the hair off their lees to expenence the same cooling effect. 8 or^il^Yr h3d 3pfeal in mind 11 win have *>een abundant in ex- E? \ ?nces between (what seemed beforehand) hairy upfigure fw lch^ndiv ri V? certainly have Possessed a special bodily brawls. '"dividual, for use ,n courting rituals and tag-team «rwl!h>TanS^p WOuId be a halbnark the Shaving Age in a society ^ til analogies among smooth skins today be any guide must have invested good looks with an aura of slovenliness. 8 ' * Carl's Corner Again I'm here upon the bus, Around me people swear and cuss. We all sit still and breathe our air divided by sixty is about two inches square. The bus stops fast and smacks my face ?Su 2dd?e n?lyb Lthpela ,dy ri1v3e8r Wtuirthn sa larSe brief case. and I develop aisle burns, as to the front I bounce and roll, and wrap my teeth around a pole. So when we get to school, look for me. I won t be hard to find, you see J5r,midst the jumble and the mess 111 be the one tapping S.O.S. by Carl Chcrnouski iMSS* S « J «J.,» ,t !•»«... „ „ „„ „ . BANGER Services Offered Typing and calligraphy. Speedy service, call Louise, 654-4505. Typing service, 10c a page, double spaced; 15<c sin gle. 551-8174, ask for Chris. RSK Typing Services. Professional results. Very reasonable. Call 554-0953. Have YRU play at your gig now! Low Frat Rates. 453-7994. Typing available-contact Joan, WLLC D-195, ext. 2605. Wanted McCarthyism history book for History 102. Call 694-7704. Singers Wanted!! Women's barbershop harmony rehearsal, Mon. nights. Racine Holy Communion Church, 2000 W. 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Show us your current Parkside ID or Alumni Card and the first beer is on us. Carl's Pizza, somewhere in Racine. ready forVaT Aancing shoes ready for Park Avenue Satur- SdTJor WUcT °n the h'wiU°give you'guts'3'5''1 Bran" UG: Tonight 9:00, Bring the Raisin Bran and let's not eet caught this time.. Your buddy, Classified ads Rod: The secret is out. Everyone knows you're the "Park Avenue Kid!!!" BC: The slide show was interesting. ...!!! Thanks! JAK: Welcome back. I missed you a lot last weekend. TB Paielli's Dave: I sure love those fresh buns. Your main squeeze. B.D.: Wanna get "tucked in" this weekend? Computer Club: Get off Ascii and do something!! Asttrm Guess Who!! Rust Ahles: What happened to your sexy cutoff shirts??!! Tom: Your Fuscia really brightens (blinds) my day. Love, T. Sweetness: How many times must I tell you you move me, you Mayflower Employee!! B.L. 15 Thursday, October 20,1983 B.L. Thank you. I love you. Sw. Ludlow: Do I get an. "A" for prose? Happy Anni. Come on kids, cut that out!!! Bon-Bon Dahling-see you next week for the amazing analysis. Can't wait, dahling!!! Mol: Hang in there. Christmas comes on the wings of time. Sandler lives, Snooky. I'll he there. Just call!! Dimple!! uw - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DAVS A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time Arrungemenfs by ECHO TRAVEL INC. WITH TRANSPORTATION JANUARY 1 -9 Steamboat FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS" PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A T LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. SECOND BUS IS NOW FILLINGI SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 16 Thursday, October 20,1083 Psvcho-Bahhlp Lord, what food those morsels be Out on a Linn by Rick Luehr In recent weeks TV Guide has run two fascinating articles entitled "Three's Company: What's It Trying to Tell Us?" and "Dallas vs. Dynasty: Which is Better?" 'Now that's what I like to see-a return to hard-hitting, investigative journalism. For too long now TV Guide has had stories on unimportant, frivolous topics. It's so nice to see them returning to what journalism is all about. Following in this trend, TV Guide will be running the following articles in the coming weeks: "Hegelian Philosophy in 'The Dukes of Hazzard'," "Was Darwin Right?: The 'Mr. Smith' Story," •4'The Shakespearean Roots of The 'A' Team'," and "'T.J. Hooker': Man or Myth?" Be sure to read these thoughtprovoking, stimulating articles in TV Guide, the last bastion of true journalism. * * * * * * * Hello, I'm Orson Welles. After a hard day of whatever it is that I'm doing these days, I like to sit down to a truly fine meal. And do you know what makes a meal really special? Food. That's right, food. -You know, food's not just for special occasions. You can eat it every day. There are so many ways to prepare food. You can boil it, bake it, fry it or put it in a salad. As a matter of fact, you can do almost anything with it. And food's not only for meals, but also makes a tasty, nutritious snack. Just the thing to give to the kids after they get home from school. In my opinion, the best way to serve food is with a nice cool beverage. So remember, the next time you're hungry, try food. You won't regret it. (This has been a message from the International Food Producers Council). • • * • • • * * Tragedy struck the advertising world today with the demise of the Kool-Aid walking pitcher. Apparently hearing a construction worker mention how thirsty he was,_ the pitcher broke through the outside wall of a building and plunged 40 stories to his death. All that was left of him was a red splotch, presumably cherry, and several rapidly melting ice cubes on the sidewalk. When asked to comment, the construction worker said, "All I said was 'Boy, I could sure use something to drink,' and all of a sudden, this red guy came bustin' through the wall and hollered, 'Oh yeah, Kool-Aiiii....'. "You know, that so b, made a hole in that stupid wall that's gonna take all day to fix. Serves the bastard right, the stupid fu.." The pitcher is survived by his wife and three small dessert glasses. Orson Welles is the official bloated thespian of the 1984 Olympic Games The Death of Lady Bess by Kendyl Marie Linn Used cars are peculiar. Even without minds of their own, or any kind of emotion, they can get temperamental. Rather like some women, I'm sure the male gender would agree. Perhaps this is the reasoning behind giving cars women's names. Bearing this in mind, my experience with Bessie, a 1969 Dodge Dart, should have come as no surprise. On a very rainy Tuesday, Bessie and I, along with a friend named Janice, ventured into the untamed wilds otherwise known as the Hills of Vernon. Having accomplished what we set out to do-pillage, plunder and ultimately conquer Hawthorne Center Mall-we set out for the homeland. With time still on our hands, we chanced to visit the Forest and the Bluffs of the Lake. It was there Bessie chose to desert us. At first, she was quite subtle about it; just some general coughing and sputtering. Nothing that we thought would hinder our homeward journey. Then, out of the clear blue (well, gray, actually), Bessie's spunk just disappeared. Which left Janice and me stranded in the middle of Sheridan Road. To our good fortune, a valiant black night drove up in a Cadillac and attempted to resuscitate Bessie, but she only stayed with us long enough to make it to a nearby station of gas. After much consultation with the wizards and wise men of the station, it was decied that not only had Bessie's drive and spunk gone, but also her carburetor and transmission. They concluded than an evil' force much greater than anything they had encountered had overtaken her. I looked over the shoulders of the wizards, into the depths of the engine, but all I could see were masses of evil gremlins and serpents. I felt truly a damsel in distress. In the meantime, Janice had placed an S.O.S. to her knight in the homeland, Sir Pryse. He arrived a short time later, in his trusty Escort, ready to defend us to the death. That, however, was not necessary as the good wizards managed to trap Bessie, now somewhat of a demon, within an impenetrable force known as a parking garage. And Sir Pryse, the good fellow he was, kindly took us home. However, dear reader, our story ends not here. We did manage to exorcise Bessie once, but, no sooner did we get her on the road than the demons overtook her again. She is currently under the care of some gentle gnomes in the magical land of Illinois. In time, she Will be returned home, where we will be reunited, and then... I'll retire her to the scrap heap. New! In Comm. Arts See Shakespeare's many seductions "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," a collection of classic scenes from the Bard's most memorable plays performed by a five-member cast of nationally known stage and screen actors including Anthony Zerbe, Lee Meriwether and Robert Beltran, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets-# for UW-P students and $5 for others-and advance seating reservations are available at the campus Union Information Center. For more information call 553-2345 or 553-2278. The performance, produced by Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Calif., is being sponsored by the student Parkside Activities Board. The production is designed to appeal to a wide audience and will include scenes from Shakespeare's greatest works, among them "The Taming of the Shrew," "Hamlet," "Julius Caesar," "Othello," "As You Like It," and "Much Ado About Nothing." Zerbe, a versatile actor who has performed extensively on stage and screen, is most widely known for his Emmy Award-winning portrayal Introducing ... Johnsenville SMURFWURST The fuzzy treat that's fun to eat! For the beach or ballpark, Smurfwurst are made with them loveable Saturday I morning muffitts! Just plain good! of Lt. Trench in ABC-TV's "Harry- 0" series starring the late David Jansson. Zerbe recently appeared opposite Elizabeth Taylor in the Broadway revival of "The Little, Foxes" and he played the lead role in the play "Solomon's Child." His film credits include feature roles in "The Turning Point," "Who'll Stop the Rain?," "The First Deadly Sin," and "Soggy Bottom, U.S.A" as well as appearances in the movies "Rooster Cogburn," "Papillon" and "Cool Hand Luke." Zerbe also has a co-starring role in the recently released film "The Continued on Page 17; ™.EhBeltAa! aJ? ,The Country munication Arts Theater on Nov. 8M. atters" cast wUl b e at the ComShakespeare Continued from Page 16 Dead Zone," based on the book by Stephen King. Other stage credits include seasons with the Milwaukee Repertory Theatre, Canada's Stratford Theatre and the Mark Taper Forum, where Zerbe appeared in the original production of "The Catonsville Nine," and as Iago in "Othello," co-starring James Earl Jones. Meriwether, who co-starred in the long-running CBS-TV series "Barnaby Jones,", with Buddy Ebsen, is a former Miss America with numerous stage, TV and film credits. Among the films she has appeared in are "The Courtship of Eddie's Father," with Glenn Ford, "The Legend of Lylah Claire," with Ernest Borgnine, "Angel in My Pocket," with Andy Griffith and "The Undefeated," with John Wayne. Meriwether served as a judge for this year's Miss America Pageant, broadcast recently on national TV. The other performers to appear in "Country Matters" are: Robert Beltran, who recently won favorable reviews for his portrayal of the title role in the offbeat comedy flim "Eating Raoul," and who has performed with the Californisa Shakespeare Festival in productions including "As You Like It," "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Hamlet;" Joyce Fideor, best known for her recurring roles in the TV daytime dramas "Ryan's Hope" and "Another World," and who began her theatrical career with the Yale Repertory Theatre where she performed in plays including "Puntulla," "The Durango Flash" and "The Three Sisters;" Roy Dotrice, who has been described by The Times of London as one of the world's greatest Shakespearean actors and who has performed in numerous plays with England's prestigious Royal Shakespeare Company including "A Midsummer Night's Dream," "King Lear" and "The Taming of the Shrew." The Funny Paper CaDer rifnROWcS>YSELrTOl(WHY S»tS!CRETARY AND TOLD HER ' UNDERSTAND YOU AND M*HAUV»INGP ALNE A FHFAAVIER BEEN WHAT MAKE5 YOU SAY HE WAS A NICE GUY, MISS? 17 Thursday, October 20,1983 UH... WELL, ON, I CALLED HIS OFFICE JUST ft MINUTE AGO. AND THEV T OLD m HE HAD BEEN, UH, KILLED. S OMEWHERE. WildLife WEEK: EVERYONE KNEW HER! ErfL-SETEATE UTS\O)6?t >T HikEj tOo TSH. 6gt l THft&tS iIWRGAkOj/cAFfjf TB BLOUJ OFF THE FACE ' OifP hT/here oc o. THE Seizor cense fi re BAkftjoV cA"»A DS*O uBjfOld oosheo I S Pefbft7F& F&AIKJ FOR Tomorrow All in the Faculty TTTBH^FIAOEVCAExLy tCzALaSOASKASM, WUAErRiOhVH. Qr.UiSwS1 ' . :—: . _ ^ V>oqusytcSu eL O£0FT TVhRe.\.S J \ Worn'/ IT STARKOvR AS AH E^THEJ GETTING PickEPUP A fAssi nOf Beaver, WHO its HiQHTtMf HE ^NTTOTHfiCLU© Foft/9 TCAN ?cS!I'THc PAM51 T£ - W H o w ir— John and Rick's Mystery Meat Competition! Try and guess on what day these favorite mystery meats will appear on the cafeteria menu. (Note: they may appear on the same day or even in the same dish.) Cafeteria employees may not enter. Try your luck today. CJ&HJET RASlLT OfFtTtloOZhJ RIMt Ch C/ooisork fs \iR&a*Aus et-hcuft snen CJ/7H... \ t cu«-; -r-r (IAXwk, ?ASS£S IT OFTQA Pl^NlTAffcf WHOHAT ABAO CPA£CsT£ oF/.VrtBA<io THA T p £ O AT T H ATT|/-\ E TO TOCfET WOKSE.ANSWAV T r t fWo ^ f A j u r v \ f > 5 ON ' TH£ BAN D B/SjoH WHf/VTH£ /XvOJSiqfjiTAR.y C^STsTheJ^ J0AU- ^Hl£NoA.^ /ft lT\jg mAaNiOi>T HWEH*O IM O AFIFLt£ r aas T BS the wH'cHTHEH&imA HSOOKl&EW t'R QECt^/yzs 6GCAU&E HeisALiEAtyc (1 vf q6T \KNCWQ UiHATHes pomct^ rswrn o . I . THr iNreiecr\)f)L. Ranger photos by Michael Kailas Cross country team wins UW-M Invitational Three teams parti cipated in the UW-Milwaukee cross country Invitational Oct. 15 and Parkside ran away with first place with 26 points. Milwaukee was second with 29 points and North Park was third with 81 points. Parkside's Tim Renzelmann placed first with a time of 24:36, which broke the old record by 30 seconds. Other Parkside runners, places and times are: Richard Miller (4) 25:27; Mark Hunt *(6) 25:45; Ted Miller (7) 25:45; Andy Serrano (8) 25:46; Mark Manning (15) 26:19; John Brewer (21) 26:59; John Hunt (25) 27:45. Soccer S C or6S The Parkside soccer team won its last three games -against Lake For- „• i„ ' „ «st> St.Scholastra and St. Norbest. The next home game is Saturday, UlL LOrifdo Oct. 22, at 1 p.m. against Dlinois Institute of Technology. NATIONAL EMERGENCY MEDICINE WEEK Caring for Your Emergency Needs Twenty-four hour Emergency Medical Care provided by primary care physicians trained in Advanced Cardiac Life Support and Advanced Trauma Life Support. St. Catherine s Hospital has available to you 24-HOURS EVERY DAY, IN or THRU their Emergency Department... • Comprehensive treatment for acute medicai and traumatic emergencies; adult and children. • Treatment and information on poisonings; thru St. Catherine's Hospital's Poisinde®, Milwaukee Poison Control Center, and Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center. • Laboratory, X-ray, Electrocardiography, Respiratory care. • Alcohol/Chemical Dependency (the most treatable; non-treated disease) acute care and comprehensive rehabilitation programs. • Treatment of mental health problems — acute and outpatient programs. • Sexual Assault Treatment Center for Greater Kenosha. • Pastoral Care. • Anesthesia Services — in hospital 24 hours a day. • Lifeline® (com munication link between client and health care responders). • Emergency consultation in all medical subspecialties such as Internal Medicine, Surgery, Orthopedics, Pediatrics, Psychiatry, Neurology, Oral Surgery, and many others. WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU 142 Bh) w 2 Hwy 158 3 1 Hwy. 50 j c II £ Hwy 31 In PHONE 656-3202 St. Catherine's Hospital and Medical Center 3556 S eventh Avenue, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 414-656-3011 Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). Application deadline is Friday, Oct. 21 at 5 p.m. RANGER 19 Thursday, October 20,198C Tennis team loses three more; record at 2-11 jlllfS Jig: Ranger photo by Michael Kailas by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's tennis team completed its dual meet season last week, finishing with a dual meet record of 2-11, including three losses last week, all at home. On Oct. 10, the Rangers hosted Carroll College. The Parkside netters were only able to win one match out of nine. The only winner for Parkside was the No. 2 doubles team of Ann Althaus and Jackie Ritmer. On Oct. 12, UW-Milwaukee was the opponent. This was a return engagement for the two teams. They played each other earlier this year. The result was then 9-0 in favor of the Panthers. The only thing different this time was the site, as the Rangers failed to win a match. However, the scores were closer than in their first meeting. The last dual meet of the year was on Oct. 14 against UW-Green Bay. The meet was close, but in the end the Phoenix netters outlasted the Rangers 5-4. The winners for Parkside were: No. 1 singles, Ann Wernitznig; No. 5, Ann Althaus; No. 2 doubles Wernitznig-Mary Correa; No. 3 doubles Jackie Ritmer /Linda Masters. Despite the 2-11 record, coach Golf team ends season by Mark Feldman Men's golf coach Steve Stephens wasn't at all sad to see the season end at the District 14 championships Oct. 9-11. In fact, he can't wait for next year to begin. "We have a really young team," he said. "It's a solid nucleus to build on. I'm really excited to start." The team placed fourth out of nine teams at the championship held at the Sentry World golf course. During the regular season Parkside appeared in seven tournaments placing fourth or better in each except the opening meet, where it took ninth place. The Rangers maintained a strong balance of experiehced youth and upperclassmen leadership to build what Stephens called "one of the most consistent Parkside teams in years." Youth, which featured seven freshmen and sophomores, was led by sophomore Rick Elsen, who had the best score in five of the seven season tourneys, while senior captain John Schneider provided the experience. "Our upperclassmen were excellent in their support," Stephens said. "They were very serious about the sport, but they also had a good time." Stephens is confident that with a potential seven returnees he can put together a solid team. "We were in contention in every match we played," he said. "We never really got hot as a team, but we were very capable of it." The high point of the season came at the UW-Oshkosh tournament on Sept. 15 in Appleton, where the Rangers took first place in an 11-team field. In that meet, Elsen and Schneider tied for individual second place, both shooting a 74. "It was a rainy, windy day at Chaska (golf course)," Stephens said. "But we played our most consistent golf of the season." The Rangers went on to place fourth in their own tournament on Sept. 30 at Brighton Dale golf course. "I was really impressed with our play this year," Stephens said. "I am very encouraged by our returning players. "We'll play some matches in the spring to look at new players and others trying out. I can't wait to get out there." Ranger needs sportswriters Noreen Goggin was "pleased overall" with the performances of her players. None of her team members has more than one year of college tennis experience. Next year should be a better one for the Parkside netters, because, according to Goggin, they know what to expect. There is still one event for the tennis team, and that is a doubles tournament at Lawrence University on Oct. 22. WELCOME—V SPORTS QUIZ OF THE WEEK 1.) How many Gold Medals did the 1/.S. win in the 1980 Olympics and what for? 2.) Which PRO Football Team holds the record for the most seasons as league champion? 3.) Name the National League pitcher that struck out more batters than any other. How many was it? Oct. 13 Answers: 1.) Harry Stebtfeldt, 2.) Steve ONeal-98 yds.. 3.) Campy Campaneris. Cesar Tovar. Winners: Lori Windhorst, Toni AUard Win your choice of a "Welcome to Miller Time" T-Shirt or hat by answering the above questions correctly. Answers are to be submitted by the drop box found at the Ranger office no later than 12:00 noon on Monday following this issue. Answers are to include name, Social Security number, phone and address. In case of more than one person with same answers a drawing will be held to determine the winner. The winner will be announced in the next issue of the welcome to Miller Time Sports Quiz. Be a sure winner and submit answers today! to TflilLerTu 20 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Athletic funding cut bv Bob Kieclino RANGER by Kiesling If funding levels are any indication, the Parkside administration believes that studying in the library is more important than taking a phy ed class. The Athletic Department's funding has fallen in the last three years because funds earmarked for the department have been reallocated to higher priority programs like business and engineering, or to the library. The department lost two coaching positions and one secretarial position in 1980, based on an Academic Planning and Program Review, an internal review procedure that determines the university's funding priorities. The university had its budget cut that year, and the Athletic Department lost about $100,000. Also a special review of the school s Coaching Certification Program ^as held last year, and it was decided that two more coaching positions would be cut, one this year and one during the '84-'85 year. And since tffe review is normally held at three-year intervals, the department is facing another review Volleyball Women ranked % 20th by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's volleyball team continues to perform at peak efficiency, going 7-1 over the last 10 days. Their record is now at 24-4, which is good enough to get them ranked 20th in the latest NAIA poll. On Oct. 12, Terry Paulson's team defeated Whitewater in five tough games. The scores: 12-15, 15-9, 15-9 14-16, 15-6. Marycrest College was the Ranger's next victim, on Oct. 13. "$be scores: 15-8, 15-5. The Rangers' next opponent was St. Ambrose, on Oct. 14. Surprisingly, St. Ambrose beat Parkside 3- 15, 15-8, 15-8; this was partly due to Paulson's decision to try different combinations of players. On Oct. 15, the Rangers could be found at Quincy College for a fourteam round-robin tournament. Each match was a best-of-three, but Parkside didn't have to play three games in any of their matches. The Parkside girls beat Quincy 15-10, 16-14; they beat the College of St. Francis 15-10, 15-9; tfiey beat McKendre College 15-4. 15-13. Thus, they were 3-0 in the round robin, with semi-finals and finals to go. In the semi-final, Parkside beat St: Francis again, this time 15-9, 15-9. The final, against McKendre, was easier than the previous match. The Rangers won 15- 6, 15-7. this year. The results of the review will not be known until it is completed next semester, but the athletic staff anticipates further cuts. The Athletic Department is reportedly the only one facing funding losses from reallocation, even though every department is reviewed every three years. "Reallocation is really the name of the game," said Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz. "We try to wrestle with inflation." He said the reallocations are designed to meet future needs in some programs by cutting funds in others. Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl said the areas that are getting funds from last year's review were never clearly identified. "In the priority of things we maybe further down the list," Dannehl said. "It seems like universities should have library books." The only cut the department is facing so far is the loss of the coachs' salaries, he said. Coach Loran Hein has been notified that his contract will not be renewed at the end of this year, but Dannehl said the department has not decided the other position to be cut. The decision is difficult, he says, because "you not only have to work within certain priorities, you also have to work within contractual obligations." The department has had only minor program changes so far however, said Program Coordinator Steve Stephens. "I wouldn't call it significant yet, he said of the cuts. The department will hire some more part-time instructors, Stephens said, to fill the gaps left by staff losses. But he added that hiring ad hoc faculty, specialists in an area, is obviously less than satisfactory, since we don't have full-time instructors." Last spring Dannehl argued against the cuts with then Vice- Chancellor Lorman Ratner, who had the final say in the reallocations, saying he preferred athletic funding levels be maintained. "We obviously don't agree with it," Dannehl said. "We feel that the services we provide are valuable" "If we felt otherwise,"he continued, "we probably shouldn't be here." Parkside ordered to rehire Collum A Racine circuit judge has order- here it occured) that substantial ed that Parkside rehire, with back under-representation or over-reprepay, former assistant basketball sentation of a defined minority coach Rudy Collum. group will occur," said Flynn. Judge Dennis Flynn ruled Tuesday that Collum was denied rights to a fair hearing and Parkside violated its affirmative ^action policy and the seniority provision of its lay-off policy when Collum's job was eliminated September 1982. Collum taught at Parkside for 10 years and was the highest ranking black member in the Physical Education department. Flynn ruled that Parkside placed Collum "into the larger category of minority persons as opposed to reflecting his employee status as a specifically defined minority group." Parkside argued that seven out of 55 employees in Collum's salary group were minorities. Flynn said that only two of these employees were black. "By linking all four minority groups together it is probable (and Collum claimed that he has been denied a fair hearing on his lay-off. Flynn agreed, saying it was improper that one attorney represented both Chancellor Alan Guskin and the committee that made the decision to uphold the termination. Flynn also said it was improper that the UW Board of Regents asked an employee to review the Collum case. Flynn said when the case went from the independent Board of Regents to a tenured faculty member, a "relationship" still existed between the Regents and the faculty member, although he was tenured. Flynn also ruled that Parkside violated seniority provisions of its lay-off policy because there were two employees in the physical Education department with less seniority than Collum, whose jobs he could have performed. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor Guskin holds open forum - Explains "de-emphasis" of alcohol on campus Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 17, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Guskin holds open forum Explains "tle-emphaeie' of alcohol on campus by Keu Meyer Editor Approximately 35 students took advantage of the opportunity to personally question Chancellor Alan Guskin during a Ranger-sponsored open forum Monday in midMain Place. Sixteen topics were discussed in the hour-long forum, with the issue of alcohol on campus bringing about the most discussion. Other topics included: evening bus service, the activity hour, proposed changes in admission policy. the quality of the Parkside faculty, Breadth of Knowledge and foreign Ia"lluage requirements, why no Parbide professors will be considered for the now-vacant vice chancellor's position and the chancellor's own future career plans, (More about these other issues can be found on page 6.) Alcohol on campus The discussion of the administration's "de-emphasis" on alcohol consumption on campus was initiated when a student asked Guskin why certain corporate sponsorships are not allowed at Parkside. Guskin replied that "we're very responsive (to sponsorships) with some very significant exceptions." But, he continued, "We are trying to cut down on attempts by the beer companies to increase the volume of beer that is consumed," Guskin said that the beer cornpaINSIDE .•. exual harassment committee helps curb abuse Cafeteria reviewed Ranger Bear Slain Larry Flynt for President , Due to nutsefvIIII br'eU Now Z4 II 25, tbere wID ..... IJe • _weeknies are aware that the higher drinking age at 19 will sizeably reduce the number of alcohol consumers. "We're not telling anybody what they should or should not do That's up to them to make a decision. But we don't have to have the sponsorship of events by beer companies whose primary goal, understandably, is to increase beer sales, which is what we'd like to discourage," he said. Guskin pointed out that efforts to reduce campus alcohol consumption caused the Union to lose $16,- 000 last year. One student noted that the University, as an institution of higher education, is one area of society where responsible alcohol use can be learned. Guskin said that WisconSin uruversities have a different policy on alcohol than other states 'for a lot of reasons which you know as well as I. When 1 came to W,SCO"",", by the way, Iwas shocked at the Ireedom 01 drinking on the campus." he said. noting that at Parkside alCoutiDued OD Page , Chancellor AJaD GUSkiD speaks at Monday' OpeD forum, Ranger pboto by Todd Herbst East parking lot to reopen by Micbael Fircbow "Due to overcrowding in Parkside's Tallent Hall parking 101. the east parking, lot has been reopened." stated Ron Bnnkmann, head of Parkside Security. Lights on the east lot have been hooked up once again At 9 p.m the lights will be turned off to conserve energy This will be done because most cars will have left the lot by the designated time. "To encompass the factor that the east lot is .9 miles from the academic buildings, a free shuttle service is offered. Every half hour a Racine or Kenosha bus stops at the Tallent bus shelter and goes around the inner loop. stopping at the Union, Comm Arts and Phy Ed bus stops," said Brinkmann. The Security Department is looking for purchase a van to provide shuttle service for the campus. Kenosha bus sytem is paid $5,000 a year to provide shuttle ~n:'.ice ~ campus. Racine bus service IS paid approximaty the same for this servi<e. The van would travel around the iDner loop and down to the east lot P/«'j 10 minutes during the peak hours "There are a few stipulation rnvolved In the possible purchase of a van bemg utilized as a shuttle servIce," said Brinkmann ··We would need a student with a chauffeur's hcense to drive the van We would also have to pureha th nun! b The linal lIpulalIon 10101 lb. fact that we need perm on from the state to do Ul h a thUlg If a van "ere to be pur hased Bnnkmann behev that It would po. stbly also on e a a Ph) Ed bu Racine bus route to expand service A schedule change for Rout. 9. the Racme-Parkside bus. ",II go Into effect on 1 Q\; 21 "Trips to Parkside "ill be on the hall hour instead of the hour. Also the two morrung ex press runs "ill be eliminated Instead, the first two runs ",II be separated by 15 minutes After that. a bus wiU arnve at Parkside at 30 minute intervals up till 6 p.rn.," said Ron Bnnkmann. head of Parkside Security. The Kenosha bus "",ice will remaiD the same, Brinkmann mentioned that he would hlte to see Kenosba Irequent tbeir Parkslde stops but It I I'U~rde of his control The K no ha route includes half hour top at Parks ide dunng the morning and hour stop> 10 the afLemOOn "The addition 01 bus tnps from Racme to Parkside Will cost between $4.000 and $5.000 There will not be an increase In parking permit costs because the extra mane)' needed can, till be pulled from the confones of our budget," added Bnnkmann New schedules WIll be a\alla ble at the Union Informatoon Desk and al the secunt} ollore in Tallent Hall. p RANGER £ 3 TIIunday, No'~mMr 17,19l!3 Committee helps curb sexual harassment by Jeonie Tunkieicz News Editor Sexual harassment is a problem in our society. In response to this problem, the UW System Board of Regents mandated that advisory c:ommittees be established to deal with sexual harassment on UW taIIlpuses. Parkside's Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is made up of two faculty members, two students, ... library staff member, one student records staff member, one penon from jani~orial services and I mundling services member. ne committee has four functionS. aeeording to Stella Gray, committee chairperson: to alert aU members of the university commuIitJ to the issue of sexual harass- ... to reiterate the position of tile IloIrd of Regents that sexual __ t win not M tolerated lIiIIiI tIte university; to provide a _ lor people to report sexual "'lIIDlfI\t with as little anxiety lid embarassment as possible; and to recommend solutions to these matters. If someone is being sexually harassed, they should go to any commillee member 10 seek help and have some action taken. "People need to do something about this if it's happening. They should have enough sense of their own personal worth and dignity that they don't have to put up with this (sexual harassment). 11 is inexcusable for somebody to drop a course because the teacher was making himself or herself unpleasant to that student in a sexual way. This damages the student's career and it just shouldn't happen and it doesn't have to happen," said Gray. Every incident that is reported to the committee is treated with confidentiality. Gray said that names are even kept out of discussions within the commillee as much as possible. If the problem is very serious the commillee may ask the person who was harassed to put a statement in writing. "People should care enough to do that," she said. Forms of harassment Sexual barassment CaD take muy forms, some less severe t.I1u others, but nevertheless constituting banssmeDt_ Some forms of barassment include: .• Unwanted pressure for dates • Unwanted sexually aggressive looks or gestures • Unwanted sexual teasing, jokes, remarks or questions • Unwanted deliberate toucbiag, leaning over, cornering or piDcb.. iog • Unwanted pressure for sexual favors • Unwanted letters, pbone cans or materials of a sexual eature • Actual attempt at rape or sexual assault. "It's insulting to lhe university in a way. if sexual harassment is going on or people believe it is and nobody is doing anything about it. Wen, nothing can be done about it if no one reports it. We've got nothing to track. down if all we've got are rumors," she said. The severity of the situation establishes how it will be treated. The committee may recommend a solution to the person, or take the mattee to the chancellor with a recommendation for action. For example, Registration made easy 'Y Jill Whitney Nielsen ..... trouble with registraIiaI'! You're not alone in this .......... so Ranger is here to .... ,... with the sticking prob- .. 01 registering. _ 11M! first thing, of course, is to teIect your classes. An adviser CID help you with this task, However, make sure they sign .. adviser's card before you go to register. Now comes the fun part: RegIStration Day. At the first table they check your cards and information to make sure all is filled out cor,eclly. You should also check the overhead projector to make sure the classes you want aren't already filled. U at this point you're already confused, the nice people at the fust table will be glad to answer any questions. If, however, you have sailed through without a hitch, proceed to the second section This is where your white mformation sheet is collected, your cards stamped and the people double check everything lust to make sure the people at the fust table didn't make mis- ~ Next Comes the tricky part: letting your schedule punched Into the computer. Some students have been known to be !luck at station three for hours trying to fix their class schedule Ibut this doesn't happen very often). U the computer accepts YOur schedule, you're home free. U not, the staff at station three will help you through the ::c" spots. Now you saunter _to station four, where you In your bunar's card (unless of course you're paying there, but I've never yet to wit· ness this phenoJrtenon). Station five is for parking slickers for those of you who haven't gotten one or who just want a different color After stalion five, you're done Health Center hours Stu Rubner, Director of Commu· nity Student Services, reports that a registered nurse is available in the Student Health Center, Molinaro 0115, during Edith Isenberg's absence, The following hours for the Health Center have been establish· ed (as of Ranger's publication deadline): Tuesday 9 a.m. to I pm. Wednesday noon to 4:W p.m Thursday 9 a m to 4:30 pm. Friday 9 am. to I p.m Coverage on Monday is. also being arranged. but has not been finalized. Cheryl McWhorter, Student Heal· th Care Center secretary, keeps the Student Health Care Center open from 7:45 a.m. to 4W p.m ,Ionday through Friday. if someone is being followed, Security would be alerted, or if an instructor is involved in sexual harassment, the chancellor would refuse to allow the person to continue teaching. Gray said that the problem can sometimes. be solved by a committee member just talking to the harasser, "Many people don't realee how they're being perceived by 0thers. They feel they haven't done anything wrong. But they have got to learn to curb that kind of thing and have a greater re pt.'( I for women or men, whatever the C.JM" may be," said Gray. Sexual harass ment rake, manv forms and usually invclv a PO" ' posiuon The person "ho har 15 In some lund of power 0\ er the person-an mstructor l) 10 PO" r over a student, a secreta') IS under the power of Ius hr. open r, an admirustrator as In PO" r 0\1: r iI facully member, etc l:Iara",,,"t occurs Vt1len the person 10 power tries to warrant sexual ubm on from another person by ~mg thclr future emplolment, grad . etc a condJtion "People have gol to M ed"""ted on this, that It does occur and to be aware of It and that we should open our minds to a greater awareness of relationships and to make ure you're not gOing it,' sbe said Gray asks that If you '"' being harassed or wneess har ment taklog place, to report It by contoctine ber at M3-22liO or any of the Sftual IIarassment Advisory Commltlft memben r-----------------------, Veteran's survey ! In an attempt to increase the involvement of the vetera orgaruza· I tion for the benefit of Parkside students, faculty and slaff, this su"ey I win enable the Vets Club to beller serve the needs of thIS campus I After completing the survey, please drop off l'Our answers at the I Ranger office (WLLC 0139), Umon Square bar, Rec Center or In WLLC DI76 (10 PI Falkensteml. I I I Il Are you a veteran' a dependent' a student' , -stall' --!aculty'__ I 2)]f you are a ,'eteran, are you arti\'e"l---l I ~~Irltd .. I __ dJsabled'--JrlJve r .e"'e'--<>r ROTC'__ I m , I , d your famlll ar entill<'d I I II 51Would JOU like to _ an a h" .. ter or n.z:lllon on r mp • I __ yes '0 I I I 61 II you ans"ered YES to questIOn 5 .. hen do you feel" uld t, I I mo,t appropriate time to hold the meell '1\1 hat 11m would b<> I I most convenient to you~ I ' I 71 Is there anjihing that the 'elera", organlz:llion ("lin d for I u· II __ Yes '0 I I I 81 II JOU answered YES to qu tion 7 plra c att nd a m 'lin and I , let us know "hal "C can do f r lOU I , I I AddllJonal C<>mments 1 I I I I I I I I IL JI 3\ Do you reel "eterans are well rtpr llted on the Par Id pus'! __ Yes 'Il Check or circle the appropnate answers 4\ Are j'OUaware of all the beneh IOU to? __ Y~'o --~Eft 2 \'ftllbH 17,1tll3 Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society by Mark Feldmanll Take ingredients you would aeversee in an American television !boW: intelligence, humor, sophistiCIted dialogue-put them together in the hands of a capable cast, surlGlIIld them with fantastic settings IIId put them in fascinating situalionS. The result: a "Dr. Who" epiIOlIe direct from England. Wbile 10 million people in Great Ilritain walch the show about the -.podes of a time-traveling pror-. more than 100 million are .. in around the world, includill 10 million in the United States. AIlout 30 people huddled around two video screens last Saturday IiIIi lR Union 104 to watch three epiIodes. Most at them were memo bers of the Parkside "Dr. Who" dub. The club members bear no distiapi!hing marks or fall into no set ralegory; they all share a common Iovt of "Dr. Who." At Saturday's !ibn meeting, young students gath. ertd with parents and their chilo ... to enjoy the show. "It's a show the whole family can watch," said club president Kay Carter. "It has something for everyone. And it's not a slapstick - t'OIDedy or harrowing soap opera like many American television shows." The club started in the fall of last year, mostly through the efforts of Tony Rogers, who is now in Eng. land. "He put up some notices and we got ourselves organized," Carter said. "Ithink we've been quite wetl-accepted on campus." Tbe BBC·produced show has been running for 20 years, with !be 20th anniversary show to be aired on Nov. 23, both in the United States and England at the same time. "That will be a real treat," said club treasurer Mark Christensen. "Episodes in the U.S. are usually a year or two behind the British ones." . "Dr. Who," running on public television in Milwaukee on Channel 10 and in Chicago on Channel 11, bas a large following in the Chicago area. "Chicago is one of the main distribulion points for the U.S.," explained Carter. "It has really spread around the nation a great deal." Two "Dr. Who" movies have been made, starring Peter Cushing as the doctor, but neither met great success. Along with the shows, pa. perbacks of each episode are sold. and many "Dr. Who" magazines fill Club Events Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE, !be Marketing Club, wei· comes new and current members to \be bi-monthly meeting, Wednes· day, Nov. 23 in Molinaro 217. Your IltendanC<!is important. Art Club AD Art Club meeling will be held 011 Monday, Nov. 21 at I p.m. in the Iler Center. Committees will beIonned for the Art Addicts Art Exhibit, wbich will be held Wednes· day, Dec. 7. IVCF 1\aaksclving is not only a lime • !rlJm !be hustle and bustle of ...... 8Dd wort, but it is also a lbne to Ii¥e thanks for the things ... people we care about. In keep- .. with this tradition of giving tbaob. IVCF is meeting Wednes· ';, Nov. 23 at I p.m. in Molinaro .... ~ a time of thanksgiVing and :- ... Steve Ulrich will be sbar· ~ WillI lB. aDd there will also be a - ,. IiJI&ing and rejoicing. If ~~ an iDterated student or ~~. you are welcome Geology Colloquium "7 i..of tile m- Flow" :::, -, tile IapIc 01 tile GeoIoG' __i ., Dr. Robert ~. UW-RMr FrideJ. -, 1111 7 p.1IL Physics Club In December, the Physics Club will visit Fermi National Accelera· tor Laboratory in Batavia, m. A physicist, not a tour guide, will con· duct the tour of the $200 million laboratory. It sounds impressive. but what is it used for? Particle accelerators are used for fundamental research on the nature of nuclear forces, the exploration of transuranic elements (those heavier than uranium) and the detection of unknown particles. Supereonducling magnets drive subatomic par· ticles to high speeds and send them crashing into other particles to break tbem apart (thus the term ~'atom smasher:') Fermilab is named after EnriCO Fermi, the Italian-American physi· cist who produced the first nuclear chain reaction, Thirteen thousand gallons of liquid helium are required to cool the twenty-one loot magnels down to five degrees above al>- solute zero. A beam conlaJll~ng twenty trillion protons travellOg near the speed 01 light makes 46" 500 tums around !be ac<elerator ~ second. In 1m, a 400 billion ~V proton beam .... successfuDy passed through it for !be llnt time, makiDll the accelerator tile - powerful machine In tile work? Today the Tevatron <an .-II -- lieS as biCl' as 7lIO billion ~v. 7t II an InterestlDll paratIoa that, tile _ minute partir'" in the _. Ie sbauId requft the most - IemMh' ery ia order to • studied and understoocI. no space case the market. There has even been a play made. "It's a real choice in programmjog," Carter said. "I like the way !be doctor must rely on intelligence to get out of situations." The club has about 30 members. who meet every month for a business meeting and then sponsor film meetings, which are open to !be public. The club also puts out a newsletter, Several 01 the members belong to Chicago area clubs and UV'·, li~ waukee recently started their own club What makes thIS show, which originally started as a children', sbow in England, SO appealing? The answer seems the same every- _. "The lDtngue of ume l!'a,d. said Clmstensen "He n go w"'~ ever be wan In lim • Oft hent"\ tor he' ",.,15 He jumps Into lh~ Tartus (the doctor's tune \ehlcl~. and goes. "There IS notlung Ilk It on I< I evislon And there IS no othor rt I ~ bcboA show 00 • Brass Ensemble to perform r-------------, I ATTENTION I IALL CONTINUING STUDENTS I I SPRING COURSE SCHEDULE CORRECTION I '1 NOVEMBER 28·29·30 ARE NOT I I .OPEN REGISTRATION DAYS I I I I YOU MUST FOLLOW THE TIME AND DATE I I' LISTED IN YOUR PACKET!! I LI _ iiiiii The popu1ar Chicago Brass Ensemble, which enjoys a reputation as the standard·bearer for brass performance throughout !be world, will perform at 8 p.m. on Monday. Dec. 5, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to the performance, sponsored by PAB, is $1.50 for students, senior citizens and UW·P staff and $3 for the general public. The five-piece ensemble has per· formed with the Lyric Opera or Chicago, the Chicago Symphony Or· chestra, the Grant Park Symphony, visiting ballet companies, numerous musical shows and at the Ravinia Festival. In addition to active touring en· gagements throughout the United States, the Chicago Brass Ensemble has participated in a series of concerts and residencies sponsored by the Affiliated States Arts Agencies of the Upper Midwest. Members 01 the group, among Chicago's leading musicians. are: --Melanie Kocher. hera, a rnembe< of !be Chicago Opera Theater, the American Chamber Syrnpbony, Lyric Opera and Opera Mid· west and a frequent soloist WIth the Chicago String Ensemble, !be Chicago Chamber Orchestra and !be Chicago Phtlharmomc. She has been a member of lne Pemnsula Music Festival Orchestra for etght )'OMS. -Edward Kocher, one or Chi· cago's most sought·after lrombone and euphonium artists, who per . forms regularly ",~ith s)'11\phony, ballet and opera orchestras. Kocher also does free-lance arrangIng and recording and IS on the brass fac· u1ty at Wheaton College. -Robert Rada, tuba. has studied with Arnold Jacobs of the Ch~ cago Symphony and John F1etcher of the London Symphony In addl' tion to perfonnmg WIth leading ballet companies, Rada is often heard WIth the LyriC Opera Orchestra. the Grant Park Symphony and the Ravinia Festival Orchestra. --Ros. Beacroft, principal lnImpet 01 the Amencan Chambe< Sympilony and !be ChIClllO Opera Tbeater. BeacraIt IS • B"lduate 0( the Eastman School or MUSIC and .. a lormer membe< of the l'iorth Car· oIIna Sympbony and the Norwftgian Opera and Ballet m Oslo He performs frequently WIth Ollcaao' Lync Opera and !be Conlemporary Chamber Play... Beacraft p..... ently is Brass Department Ota,,· man at DePaul UllI'erslly. -Steven Hendrickson • lead· ing ChIcago fr~·lance tr\tlll!""l player who has performed ... t<1l· S1vely WIth !be ChicagO ymphony Orchestra in ~ and on ..... conhngs. He played With !be Lon· don Symphony In Canada for two seasons and also has performed WIth other profes lanaI groups ,n the Ctucago area. including theLync Opera ~IUSJc01 Baroqu and !be ChlC8go Pops Orchestra He presently IS on the music larull! at North Park ConconIlI and f:Jm· hurst colleg "Phun with Physics" The Physics Colloquium Series wiD conclude this semester with three demonstration shows. The first will be "Physics and Magic." a program of magic tricks and stunts by Marshall Elenstein from the Pbysics Department of Ridgewood HigI1 School in Norridge. Ill. Ellens- .... 's show will be given at 3 p.m. OIl Friday. Nov. 18 in Greenquist 101. the United States, appearing before tea~hers. civic groups and general audiences. Their shows are fast. paced. frequently noisy and always. entertaining. "Balloons. Bubbles and Balancing" will be given on Monday, Nov. 28 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. .The fi~al demonstration program mil be given hy two Parkside faculty. Jeffrey Nehr and Stephen Luzader. Nehr gave a show last ypar that proved to be the most popular entry in the colloquium series. This year's show will include all new demonstrations and will be given on Wednesday, Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. These programs are all free and open to the public. The second show in the series is "Balloons, Bubbles and BalanciD«." which will be given hy Profs. Glenn Schmieg and Richard Dillman from the Physics Department of UW-Milwaukee. Schmieg and Dittman are nationally known and tate their program to all parts of collegiate crossword © Edward Julius Collegiate CW83-31 ACROSS 49 Map abbreviation 50 Company bigwig 1 Paleoloic. Heso- (abbr.) zoic. etc. 51 Alleviate 5 Car accessory 55 Chemical catalyst 10 Soviet news agency 59 EOP equipment 14 Function (2 wds.) 15 Parenthetical 61 Subject of the COlMlent movie. 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"- the Bachelor" 11 Winglike Plrt~ 12 - souci 13 Beef quantity Solution on page 10 - N.Y. theater tour Take a bite out of the Big Apple and spend spring break in New York City-and get credit for gomg The Dramatic Arts Discipline is offering a New York Prolessronal Theater Seminar in spring semester 1984. This two credit class meets Tuesday evenings from 7-850 p.m and the one credit lab will be in ew York City ~Iarch 11-18. Students nave several options for talting this course: take the two credit lecture class only. take the one credit lab class only. or take both for a total of three credits. The lab fee is $400 which includes: four theater tickets rnclud7 TYME• commg back? Partsi« Iw "DI OUIbidi 10 II of the f:iaadaJ ilu ia lh. t.a:SteB Wi.scG1l$iaI i••tvmpt lo briIlc • TIME IlJOdlin< oa comPti- n.. pr<>iotI> TYME tT... Your )foDe} E\erplob fir) ma. cb..iM _as removed 1"0 ) a ago d•• to .... kof use. planned Ing "CATS I. round tnp Illrfar, guest speakers teeters, directe and designers). bar Jt" tours and sev n Olghls at l.be Ed, son Hotel rbeart of the th ter di tnct] For more information. conLa I Jud.th SOlder 553-2702 or :.53 2S68 Latin America discussed "Observations on U.S. policy in Latin America" is the title of a talk to be given by Prof. Jose Ortega of the Spanish Discipline on Wednesday. Nov. 30 from 1-2 p.m in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor Library. Ortega will discuss the policies of the United States 10 Latin America in the 20th century. I!Js talk mil fO(US l n Gu..hmala a ry There IS. du play on Laton Amer lea on l.e\ el [ of the LiI",,') Tbe ta1I< IS bemg sponsored by' th Ubrary Learnong Ceruer Kenosha Savings and Loan P EE CHECK G! In your choice Of TWO great accountsl 59~ 7th Ave -Kenosha. W.s 658-4861 West Slde-7535 P8fsh og Blvd 694·1380 North.es. s.de-4235 52nd SI ~120 South Slde-8035 22nd Awe 651·IJAQ PaddOCk lake-2.726 75th St At: 50 8A3-Z388 laM Get.... 4'0 aro.cs 51 249141 ----_/ :IA@==~!!!!!!!!!~!!!!~~~,;!!!!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;!!!!~;;;;;~'~~~u~ r.· 0\_ r Consumer's Guide II -Cafeteria comes through with not-so-flying colors by Bob Kiesling - ers or tables piled with litter, is wretched. The Cafeteria's forte is breakfast. For $1.59 you can get two eggs, toast and bacon prepared in about five minutes while you wail at the serving line. The eggs are cooked to order and I ordered mine over easy. They came well cooked but not burnt, with a soil yolk. The bacon was also well· done and the toast was a light to medium brown with lots of bulter . The coffee was average. The Cafeteria also serves waffles. hash browns, English mullins and the ever-present doughnuts and bagels, in a variety of flavors. For lunch, the Cafeteria serves an assortment of hamburgers as well as a special of the day, with prices comparable to other eating spots here . A word about the hamburgersavoid. They mayor may not have meat in them. It's difficult to tell. But most people agree they taste like cardboard and drop like a rock to the pit of your stomach. where they remain for the rest of the afternoon. They should carry a warnIng from the Surgeon GEneral The day I ate there. the specials were hot beef and tacos. f got a taco (79') with sour cream 15 I. It was served in a medium-Sized shell. with a fair amount of meat and lettuce, tomatoes and cheese. It was a crumbly but tasty meal. Other daily lunch specials have included fish, salisbury steak and gyros (which are reportedly excel· lent). The Cafeteria is open Monday through Friday from 730 a m to 2, 00 p.m. and is usually crowded, except after noon. when the place dies. Even so. service is usually quick Lines at the cash register can gel long, especially when only one is In use, but it is rare to wait more than For !bose who prefer a plain. qIIilt meal to the nightclub-like &till 01 tbe Union Square, but ~ a litUe more complete IIIaI lite munchies served at the C4If« Shoppe, there is the Union ()/eleIia. '!be Cafeteria is on the L·l level of !be Union. It is. as its name impilei, a cafeteria·style dining room, ... tbe atmosphere can range from owlu1 to almost pleasant. 1IIe best seats are found along !be windoWs that border the Cafeteria '"' three sides and offer, depeIIdlD& on where you sit. a magrutil:eIl .. of either the parking lot or !be Union Pad. SittiDll at one of the tables packed Into the middle 01 the room, .......... surrounded by other dinRucer pbcMo by Do,. M.E.., neously. Also, the Cafeten> has a eonveyor line for dIrty dISh thaI often goes uoused FlI"hna. dun table later IDthe da~ can be a prob· lem WIth the notable exception of the hamburger<. the Cafetena's ~nu seems to be almost uniformly good. but the atmosphere doesn't ht lp my appetite [alwa. f~ ru ed when I lea\ """0 and a hall ta ten minutes for the meal The starr is usually pleasant even dunng peak times The Catetenas decor except for a few polled plants near the wmdows, is non-existent. Personally, Iobject to the crowd· ed, noisy atmosphere of the Cafetena The tables are placed too close together to be comfortable and suting there during lunch }OU can usually catch fragments from haU· a-dozen conversation . srmultaArts & Crafts fair to be held BEUf.'/Q rr 01" E.5.AR 1 J 12·30 P m and from 1.30 p m to i 30pm Food service w111 be a\3tlable n the Cnion Square and In the roff sbop In lowe< . laID Place from 10 a m to 4 Pm The C-P'" BooIr.. store and the "ton R«r allon Center "Ill be open from 10 a m to 4 pm The .. en! Studt-nt Al1JV1U Parltl ide lJ\1lJ than 300 applicants. come from throughout WISCOnsin and the Chi· cago area and will display Items such as jewelry. pollery, needlework, holiday decorations. wood· working and painting and a 't',de variety or crall items There Will be li\e entertainment penodtcaUy in the lmon Bazaar throughout the day and a .hlldren·, hlm ,,;U be presented ID Ihe rnlOn CInema Theater rrom 10 30 3 m to The ninth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair at Parkside. which last year attracted 6,000 area residents, will be held on Saturday. Dec. 3, from 10 a.m. to 4 pm. when the nearly quarter-mile concourse stretching from the Umon to :\lalO Place of the Wyllie library-Learning Center wHl be hned With more than 200 artists and craftsmen and their wares. There is no admissJOn charge Exhibitors. selected from more '\'lIe pilgrims landed at Plymouth Roek, Massachusetts and not as many people helieve, in plymouth Rodt, Arizona. polUOred by I Of nd the Board ,PAR, �ER S . Qn£e Ober Easy . Howard Cosell... Man or Mouth by Dick OberliruDer "U GerrY Ellis would have baIdI the linebackeh, the Packehs IIOIIid have scored the winning lOlIdJdoWD. But he faa-yeld to do ..... "/liIbt now, Dodsen is bubbaling lIfth confidence. He's definitely on • lIP beat" Laughing hysterically, I lifted ..".u oU the floor and leaned on IIle tQUIIIertopwhere Irecuperated after bearing another one 01 How- .... Cosell's quintessential statemeats. The kind that sum up all the IIlQ/lODal and physical aspects 01 a Jaa./h<D-spectacular athletic mo- .. Far above the mentality 01 morIII IIleIH"Sting on shoulders that DIll equal the loundational support of !be Sueprdome-lies the ulti- _ in brainpower, the critically IldaImed Romper Room thinking ClIP, the nadir 01 lungo logic: the IIlind 01 Howard Cosell. At an estimated lo~ miles above lIIe average viewer's intelligence, lIIe ppeI according to Howard lIIIlden down the mountainside. The landslide 01 smothering Verbiage IS testament to proclaiming him "king of Bs'ers hill .. -His word choj~e seeks such havens where thesaurus editors prance amongst boldly shaped cloud tops--where ancient gods once watched the Olympic games. There is but one televised god seating high above OUf antennae, and he's wearing a black suit, a tie and a had toupee. Listeners have no choice but to suffer through an endless string of lightning bolts, hurled at them by word of mouth, 0 to be deaf now that Monday Night Football is here! Cosell is a singular phenomena (few rise out of their seats to notice). He is a solitary verbal mountain extolling his massive vocabulary. The mouth arose quietly in this century Irom the evolutionary process that creates east coast omnipotence. One main crop of hair crowns the summit 01 Cosell-a less than magnificent cone capped with lakery. Only about 1.5 square leet of scalp, an insignificant fraction of human skin, covers the magical phenomena 01 Howard's thought process. ? • A phenomena once described by Nabakov as: "A most absorbing process, mucb like that of a sponge. ,. A phenomena that most people do not relize and, much to their advantage, do not care about Descriptions to the unkno w,ng resemble a lolk tale about a man who rose from obscunty. who speaks obscurely and wrill, hopelully, lade into the mght alter the stadium lights are lurned ofl. Yet, Howard's presence has.lready been firmly etched into the wiring of our televisions. Even when he's gone forever. his \OIC'e will be heard during the dead air portions of the broadcast. How can one televised colorman seem so appropriate and inappropriate lor any situation be describes? Educated men lD lootball pooling countries at ODetime refused to believe he existed. WIthout his ah-nahl-ah-sis (analj'sis), a gap 01 in-depth loolishness prevails. We need Howard to straighten out wbat is already obvious in our minds; we need Howard's 0 w11 ottcolored descriptions 01 FL play, ers. Most of all, .....e need Howard so we can turn down the sound. By the way, who did Ho w ard play for at one time? Ranger Bear slain Fo"' play suspected by John Kovalic Feature EdItor TIle wbole 01 Parkside was grieved at the recent violent death 01 .... Bear. "Wow, what a bummer," com· -.cI Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, ... immediately broke dpwn. "I _, y'know, this sort 01 spoils tile wbole holiday mood lor me. .... really grossed out." TIle Hanger Bear was the most .... victim in a series of grue· _ 'layings 01 college mascots. !be first case occurred over two ... ago when Bucky Badger was IaaIId impaled by a telegraph pole ..... the lourth quarter 01 a Madilaft.Mlchigan lootball game. The fOlke are still looking lor the tenfDot \aU assailant. "n', really ugly," said head 01 ~ secl1rity Ron Brinkman. "We only just lound the lorepaws JlIIterday. " Ranger Bear had apparently lelt llairly wild party Tuesday night to ... a look at the moon. He never 1lIlImed. Police later lound the body ~ up on the Phy Ed parking "Well, like, he was goin' out to ""* at the ,tars," said ElVIS Goat- ~, .Iriend of the deceased. ~ like, I think he was out _' .... some dope. I mean, we "~,man, The campus is iD mourning It the ~eDt violent death of Rucer Bear, "And that's the last I saw ~im. Apparently they're still lookin lor the tail." The Bear was a b1l 01 a pot-head, but he was all right, man, y'know." . The Bear was well·known for hiS shady lriends and oc:asional drug peddling, but the slaylOg IS suspect- 'ed to be unrelated. Police are looking lor the UWRiver Falls Falron to help wllh their enquiries. Foul play is suspected. •••••••••• -PJon ~bIes .. a , '0 , U.-em. Jazz 'Ensemble ALL THAT JAZZ! The award-winning P.rkside Jazz Ensemble I, under the direction of music professor Tim Bell. who reocently performed WIth the WlSCO/lSID All-Star Jazz Band. wIll present its lall semester <oncert at 8 p m on Tuesdav. 'ov U lD the Commuruation Arts Theater Th. Jazz Ensemble II also oil perform. The Jazz Ensemble I, whIch has just completed work on a serond album. hUed' Vaho<n'ah' n," II perform l\ selectJons repreentulC a broad spectrum ol)&q t}ie> Among them are, Wonl You Come Home, Bill Bailey' " a OW ... land ....,ng·sl}l. pi"'" that I tures a suophont '5«\lon solo, • 1) Foolish H rt a ballad that rup into a WIng tem that n amnged b} sophomore Bill .. 01 Racine, 'Rabble Rouser" n uptempo blockb ter arranged by Billy B} rs lor the Coon' I Or· cbesln, and "That'. Right Irom the Rob tcConnell Baa Band Book a COffipclllllJOn that I v ty 01 mus,ol aenr .. , Includ,OC rock, ballacl and uptempD In October, Bell performed ... alto '.1'Ol"'c- til 1M Wb<onsln A1I-Stat JIZZ Band at rOlld du 1M ~Co on ..... lt I part 01 the Wiscoculn Jau F 'a1 and f t ured a nlllllbor 01 jan uper \MS, i Iudln Owl C~ and Freddie Hubbard Bell an .lumnus 01 'orth Teas State Cnl ",tT" he eamod uncIerv Ie \Jate and performod the IIJIlf<I One 0 I b Band AI Bell I appb Ilion and • ....... M moves the ball downfield. ~rts shots Wisconsin winners by Robb Luebr AI 1 III down 10 wrile Ihis .... , I .... Iized Ihal it is very awl these days to write on just IUbjed; so therefore, I will -1IlaII)' bases this week. '********** "ftIt 01 an, there was the fine ... between "Marvelous" Margin IIIeIor and Roberto "No Mas" ..... last TIlursday. I personally W picked Hagler to win, which he • bul 1 didn't expecl Duran 10 lilt an 15 rounds. I don'llhink Hag- .. fIpected him 10, eilher. In any _. tile people got their money's '-1/1 and then some. Many sub- ..... to Viacom cable on the ... Iide of Milwakee, and view- • In other stales, received Ihe ... al home for free. Due to a ~ problem, the salellile sig- "lIIdn'l 8"t scrambled. ********** ..'!!! Wis<onsin Badgers moved i;i;,,10 a bowl bid with a wild, ...... ute. C-38 WJIl over Purdue. - WiIIniIIc touchdown was scored ... a play called, approprialely lIIIIIp.. ,the 14 Sucker pass, where .... Ii&bt ends fake a block, then reupfIe1d. As a mult, Ted Pear- • ... wide open. The best part - tile fact Ihal the Badgers were lila fourth down and one siluation. ... star 01 the game, however, was .. _er Al Toon, who caught ~ passes for 252 yards, a Big - record. Included in those eighl ....... a 73 yard touehdown ........ Two olher sports learns al Wisconsin are having good years. I!oI1l the men's and Ihe women's cross-country teams placed first in the NCAA Districl IV meet in East Lansing, Mich. last weekend Each team qualified for the national meel, to be held on Nov. 21 in Bethlehem, Pa. TIle men's team is the defending NCAA champion The Badger hockey leam is finally playing up to its capabIlity, especially after fhis past weekend The Wisconsin skalers totally manhandled the WCHA-Ieadmg Minnesota Gophers in a two-game series Sophomore goalie Gary Baxter. a walk-on, held the high-scoring Gophers to only one goal, whIle hIS leammales scored 12, includmg a 9- o whitewash salurday night. After an Q-4 start. the Badgers are now 4- 4 in the WCHA and >-5 overall If they can play at this level for the rest of tbe season, they should be In a position to defend their NCAA championship. ********** Back to college football for a few moments: Third-ranked Auburn clinched a Sugar Bowl berth with a 13-7 victory over number 4 Georgia. Herschel Walker, wbere were you when theY needed you? ..NebrasU, ranked number 1 an year, really did a number (67) on Kansas (t31 in winning their 11th straight game this year ...lllinois is going to Pasadena as the Big Ten representative in the Rose Bowl; they clinched It by beating aI!o-ran 1n<bana 49-21. It's the Dlini's first Rose Bowlm 20 years ... Perennial football power USC was beaten by Washington 2~ on salurday; this was the lirst time the Trojans were shut out ~ 17 years. TIleir record thIS year IS an uncharacteristic 4->-1. CoJdiDued OD pogo 1Z Soccer Playoff ambitions stopped by Mark Feldma •• TIle weather settled down and the sun came out last saturday afternoon as the Parkside soccer learn prepared to play Sangarnon Stale University in the AlA Area 5 championships. But as the game was played. it was obvious the sun "0lS not shining on Hal Henderson's Rangers at Parkside lost to sangamon 3-0, sending the Stars to the NAJA national tournament in WichIta Falls, Texas. "We played well enough to win." Henderson said of the losing Ranger effort. "We got ourselves into an earl)' hole and it was frustrating ... The hole was dug early in the game as Parkside scored the fi t sangamoo goal inadvertently w hile trying to clear the ball "After that. we were in a pani(' situation:' Henderson SOld ~ As ,t got later in the game, it dJdn't malter iJ they scorN one live or tell pis" With almost lour minutes left ill the second half sangamon S<'OI'Od on • penalty ki<l< and then scored their last goal also a penahj'. abool oae rnmute later "U we could ""' .. scored the forst pl. .... d ha been JO tbey ,Sangamon, couldn't ha.e touched us," Henderson uid "Sangamoa d>dn 1 S<Ore a goal Oft their own an da ' Parkside beal Grand\ ...... CoIIeee 01 Des oees I....~ last Wed day 2-1 10 three 0 -erumes ,n the senu-finaf game. WIth AncI.- Fa- ...... 00 5COrUlli both goafs After thai game. the Rangers seemed read to..-m saturday "We were 'very roDhdent Vie could beal Sangamon ~ H-'erson said ·We ere at e .... kn<w what .... could do .. \\'lule Grand, posed DO real Ihreat to Parks.de Hend ""n tJ>oocbl the Ra • IiUW sIadl 011 the lJeId ·1 doD 1 • 101 01 plIJwn lOOt Gnndriew aertoasIy ," be ... "We did not pa'e ..., pr0blems, bat the long kept tbeIII 011 the £oeId. strClllCW. ....,. I'll" TIlro. b botb cameJ .1 tb~ cbamp""'upa, PIrtside A!D«. ICIlIl JIlDlRY Banks oaJy pia,... I' ............. ed • IImItiaC Raltl [ 5u_'s off "JiIIImy _ oat wilIl a ~ croon -. and be .... Id llOC run." He.le" ... sa\cI. "V"" 1* him out of the bne up IDd PfflI'fchances " Hmdenoa has put cesslill 19lIS • eral record-bre ....... for ~rJ>ts ·'.it're and tak • I to ..'Ulter PARKSfDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES /II. CHILDREN'S TOY DRIVE MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL THURS. NOV, 171ft • FRI. NOV, 111tt UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a,m,-2:OO p.m, MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL • ENCHILADA CASSEROLE , SMAU TACO SALAD , CINNAMON CHIPS ONLY '1.99 WITH 25' GOING TO S.O,C, TOY DRIVE RANGER Classified ads FREE CLASSIFIED ADS CLASSIFIED DEADLINE: MONDAY 10:30 A.M.I STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE: POLICY Any registered UW-P student is qualified to insert a clas1. Submitters must presified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (phone numbers equal 1 word) sent ad to Ranger office (WLLC 0139) by deadline. Classification 2. Two free ads _ 10 words or less. . 3. 25¢ will be charged per 10 words if word limit is exceeded. Name Ranger . 5.5. No. WLLC 0-139 .'.',','.'.'.;'...'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.::.:;•.»:;;.;.;.>...... ;':-:';'.':-:';'/ :-:-";';';-:-'«';<';';-:-:-;':-:-:-:-:.;.;.;.;-;.;.-."' .-.;.;.-.;-'.;.:-:.;.;.;.;.'.;.;.;.;.;.;.-.;.;.;.;.;.;.;-;.;.;.;.;.;.:-;.;.;.:-;:;:;:;=:;::;:.; .•... For Sale .I'lIOPEL GT -automatlc, good mile- .,.. dependable. $000 or best. 553-9745. Services Offered TYPING AND calligraphy. Speedy -. Call Louise. 6S4-4S05. Miscellaneous SIIOW us your current Parkside ID or IIumIIi card and the first beer is on .. Cad's Pizza. somewhere in Racine. CIlIIPOIlATE IMAGE building wOrk. ~ Friday, Nov. 18,2 p.m., Molinaro DUO. . Personals UTE: GENERAL Hospital is __ Uno! Joey. lAtE: LUKE and Laura are together :i'.=.Sandy-let me make your ""'lilies. PE'l"FJt-.CARROTS taste better with 11II ...... 011 lbem. Mickey. lIN ANDJill. we're all thriUed that ,..'re Ilomy, but enough is enough!! J,T,.J.K .• P.C" M.K., A.B., C.C .• J.W., P,H., B,S. JIANNE: SHOUW we get another iIIII baml lor the 25th? ED FIIANCISCO: Happy 20th birthday MIt Wednesday!! Park Avenue Kids. J1JUE JOHNSON: Hope you enjoy JOIU' 20th birthday this Saturdayl! !lAD: MEET you in the E.R. Friday .""t!! Sandy K.M.H. 1SERf: LONDON'S calling. HELLO, HELLD--OH, NO!!! Born Again. . GOONE: TOO funny, beautiful and WIird. Let mom pack! Lucky. _1: BIZARRE, far-fetched in style IIId appearance -True!! -$$!?!?!?!? ... : CLASSIFIED by over 4043.7, reinItated 10 ססoo1. Love "I" IlP.: ARE You still' looking for a yellow V.W. Backseat? ME PAT: SOMETIMES someone very spedal heJps you out so much you don't kaew what to say, but thanks and I love ,... Rbonda. 0'.- GOOD luck Saturday night. K ANDJ. lATE: I thank you for helping me. You're fantastic! Joey. JEANNE: HAPPY Anniversary. I love lOU!!! ChUck. SNOOkY: A special f~iend with so -"Y Special meanings what would I ever do without you??? WeU, I don't ... MOLLY: I'M sure dinner at Bonnie's pIaee Win be as fun as dinner at your $ So theret! Also, less of a quack- ~nence. r SATURDAY I was so embarrased. The glazed duckling I was serving \lICked and Richie dropped all his ~ •. MAZELTOF ... D' 1were a rich duck ... quacky-quackJ~·'Cluacky-quacky-quacky quacky q~ quack ...AII day long I'd quacky ~y cook, if I were a flambayed 8PEA&JNc OF foul teons, how does fJI:e make no-peek chicken? Beware of ~ens Dying blindly into houses of .... llDoiiIyed,glazed duckling. Thafs how - lDakes no-peek chicken. D4VE-GET SERIOUS!!! Elvira 1111!: BABVSJTrER has conducted a - cue 01 SCARLET FEVER. Let's ~ nothing happens that isn't in the _ct. ~:v. BEWARE 01 elephant sized ".,.,..., When you return from N.V. !!"'yard is lilting quickly. Good lerlil· - for the frozen lettuce. fIloUlV-I'LL do anything to gel a head • ..... Voyage. We wish we could say ..... ~ 10 see you go. Leave your JIII»Det strings for the next one in line ..... L':olIOw are the famous _cing ...... 11 Twiqling eyebrows are caldly. m ......· "ED EVENTS: COMM corp IIIIIiaatIoOI to be held daDy mid-inaln • place. Don't miss 'em. Learn how to communicate Violence. OPENING: COMM instructor·84 due to situations beyond our control ..there win be openings for interpersonal inter. cultural, sociaf change ... lnstructor eaten by large fish at vacation spot in north. wem Wisconsin. MAUDE GRADUATES this semester ... everyone jump for joy!!! LT. HAVE you met B.L.T. yet?? Are you still dating bologna and cheese or are you with pickled dumpling? TO WHOM it may concern: I may be a stwnp, but at least I haven't let any of life's circumstances dull my sense of humor. R.L. JENNY SEZ The world for this week is STUMP!! RICK SEl Jennie is right. PAT SEl Rick is right. KEN SEZ Pat is right. AND THAT'S what being a stump is all about!!!! RICK LUEHR: Think about joining the Marines ...as a tank? JK KATE, LUKE Spencer is Mayor of Port Charles!!! Joey HERBS: GO to the elevator and dial 2295; righteous Maynard!!!! DOT FACTOR: Let's sexercise together. Your Bonnie Belle. TO AU. you misfits: Go to class. Orf. Orl. MR. EDITOR man: Same time tomorrow? Photogs (not Whit) SIS: PILLOWS are for puppies. thanks for house breaking me. SLIM: (C,J.A,) where did ya go?!! Looks like zeea Time! M,F.T.L IO-LA·LA LOVER) Too bad M.H. went home! Thanks for the limo service. JOHN TYSON: Bet you didn't expect to find yourself in here! SAY FRISKY! Have your bunnies been running lately?? Love Lumpy. DAN VlDAS. just shut up and bowl. would ya! JAMIE, YOU'RE so nice to look at. That's what makes it so hard to study. Remember ... Papagaios! ' DANGEL()..LET'S get physical. Your suzy sweet cheeks. Orf, Orf! AlTRACfIVE FEMALE for short term physical relationship. Ask for Nick at the Ranger office. PETER: JUMP on ZZ's top. Mickey. KAY: I want to hug your snoozer! BJ. RICK: CHARLES Atlas phoned. He wants more of those little red pills. JK P,A.B,: 00 me a favor smile! Don't frown. Joey. JOHN P.: Don't foul up on your bowling. Joey. , k MICKEY: SEEN any carrots? I U as Adam-you ask P.P.!.! Peler. P.P.I.: I'M trying! Am I gettmg better? ? Hope so! Peter . E.J. DOCTOR Who is alive and well and lives at Parkside. Joey; . KATE: LAURA Spencer IS alive and well and lives in Port Charles'! Joey. KATE: WALLY Cleaver is coming!!! ~~TBALL: YOU should have replaced Dr. 5euss' lunch. Peon. HEY BOOBY: Where's the seats!! We wanna picnic. Tallent Gals. JON DUDLEY: and the Crankers-totalIy fornicating obnoxious rock band. ED: GOSTO ku an tee-tee mu! florence. . h ki FLORENCE' FAV loy. c un . ng. GWEN FAYE: Our gang W1sh~ .to think you for your southern hOSpitality at your home last week. The y-team. KIM MOSS: You light up my life. Your Sweetie-pie Gregg Nelson. WHY F ART and waste it when you can belch and taste it? ED FRANCISCO: A "Student" and a "Gentleman." , R1Z: YOU seem to ful~m ~veryone s Deeds Iately ..... pecially Cmdy s. GWEN: DRINK your vitamin C and eat three square .... Is a day. .." BIZ: CAN'T wait for "Thanksgivmg! ~: DON'T yOll eyeball me!:' ·R-O.V. JR., Vour hands, weren t ~.!!'~,:,rv'8{,·~ u:~.~ UKM:oUV. and JI treats area t kin OIl the bIocIt . YG:rls bad either ..... ParlWde . ----------------~~- Saturday, Nov. 26 SCIENCE STUDENT vs FACULTY BASKETBALL CHALLENGE Jjle II5:30 p.m., precedes the UW-P vs UW-LaCrosse game in the Phy. Ed. Building Come see your favorite Professors pool their physical prowess and try to beat the Spectacular Student team!!! Faculty Roster: Tickets: $1.50 Includes: Bruce uBomber" Branchini C,M. "Chargln" Chen Fred "Clutch" Clough Morris "Magic" Firebaugh UYean Gene" Gasiorkiewicz Gene 'lGunner" Goodman Ben "Boards" Greenebaum Norberl "Icemaln" Isenberg "Jumpln" Jeff Nehr "Pistol" Peter Nielsen Alma uAce" Renish Jim "Sureshot" Shea Ed "WIldm8n" Wallen Keith "Stilts" Ward Norbert "No Miss" Wie'enberg Esther "One Shot" Will Scorekeeper: Sam "Numbers" Filippone Coach: Homer Knight • Also Starring • AI ..Whl " Guskin. referee Gary ..Woo Goetz, announcer 1. an exciting evening with The Science Division Globetrotters 2. Ranger vs. LaCrosse Game 3. Dance following in the Union Tickets available at Concourse table in Gr. hall and GR 344. PROCEEDS GO TO THE SCIENCE DIVISION FACULTY/ALUMNI SCHOLARSHIP FUND Sponsored by the Chemistry Club RANGER Z Thursc!al •• ' ~m""r 17.1'83 @H. ~1i83 71" Letter to the Editor SNAFU! To 1M EdaIOr It bmI <1aImfd lIlat p<ople ftI} 011 lball .. portml 01 tMv br ProoI 01 tIW u-y IIr<Sid- "'C t ..u.n 1M tu· I 01 1M AthJoIjc Ooput. - T _ s.- '"- to Ilaw 1M lra<k ..,oirfd. tbus poatllnC tIw ''llomo lioIdI" out 01 -. ..... 10 tile oOIe<t<d _ to do tIlio JOb. WeD. maY"" J_. July • ...-bIJ AUCUS\' • t I slap belle 1ft 1110 nudda. 01 tile _1ft Odoloor But WIit a'- ......... p.•• ory bnt bom<c_ II plonninl to ..-e • oports 1eslJ,-aJ around tIw "BowI" ~ 1M bog ..- opuISl Mad""" Got It"! Put some equipment -.by to loot 1iI<~ _ 's busy 'I'1l<n """~ _ sudlen 10 Wood __ DObocly WI1I _ that dld- ..,. .... o>t bas beft done on tile lndt UpOD rftlot<tIon. It's just • litue tbort...."ted 01 our lads to pidt lIlIs ,..1O __ ~lfttllo ........ play-offs aad ~ up play. iIlC 011 • pratU<e "~Id don't'- Uds rftIize ~ IoroIlaDd that admaIIIslnlOn tan't pl.D ths~ tblDC" Th~y ba.~ IJDdaots duo SOOII AH, YES. J£.SSE, I CERTAINLY DO APPROVE.OF YOUR JOINING T\lE. PRE.SIDENTIAL RACEMIND vou I ,RUST YOU'LL LET ME USE THE BLACK VOTE. WHE.N YoU'RE DONE WITH IT-NOT TO RUSH YoU OF c.ouRSE-SAY! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE. SEC.RE.TARY OF EDUC.ATION? OR HOW 'BOVT HOUSING AND URBAN. DEVELOPME.NT? WHAT'5 T\-lAT yoU SAY? "NOT HA DOOTS OF POSITIONS BUT OUTLETS FOR AMBITION -MY ~ DROLL! WIVE 'lbu EVER c.o~51oEll£O THE FllOll> ~ ....OVEltTISllolC,? Happy Thanks- • • g~v~ng from the Ranger taff Nobody bas eve" said that Partsid~ doesn·t aUrad a diverse group 01 peopl~ into ils friendly ronfines . ..,,~ aver.lge J"",sludent who .... es Friday at noon and sta~.. as far away from parlwde as possible until the rust dass on Monday may nol realize the many week~ acti"ties that oteur OY6 th~ week~· The Union and food SfiVice malte good mon~ by renting out various PaBside facilities and catering to organuations. Tlus past weekend. I notice. was .ery busy. At on~ time during the Saturday evening. there was a regional Inter,Varslty Chnstian Fellowship meeting in th~ tal~teria (which is referred to as ..the dining room" for evenmg ~\'enls), a gathering of Dr. Who fa· natlcs In Union 104-105 and a Parkside Activities Board "meeting" lparty. in good old reliable Union Square. What an .. ening for any God·loving Dr. Who fan who likes to party. huh? People who know me well can ~asil~' guess which party I <rashed. Hint: PAB offered free beer, *************** As most of you Raci~ bus riders noticed, on the front pag~ is th~ n~ that the Radne bus service will begin aU-<layball·hour service to Parksid~. Tlus should maIt~ aU th~ nden happy alter ha.ing to suffer the pl"a'lOUS monstrosity of "service." The ironic thing is that only lasl week. Ranger published a sUtY~ in ord6 to measure the support by Ra· cine riders (or half·hour. evening and weekend service. "'bat pull Ranger has. Maybe next week we should pnnt a survey determining how we want to get rid of Ronald R~agan~ther by impeaching him or by just wailing to YOt~ him out f may be greedy, butI'd like to go for two wins in a row. *************** - JESSE~ H~VE YoU CONSIDERED THE. EFFEClS Of A. NUCLEAR WAR ON lHE BLACK COMMUNITY? by Ken Meyer, Editor I'd like to thank the 50 or so people who showed up for the open lorum Monday with Chancellor Gusitin. There are not many top administrators who would volunteer to stand alone (in a corner, yell and addtess any issue the students want addressed. But then again, he's been here for over eight years, so I'm sure he realizes the rampant apathy around here cuts down the number of in.ol.ed (and caring) studenls. thus minimizing his risk. *************** One final note: In last week's column. my referen<e to myself as a Ilparty animal" was inadvertently typeset as ..part animal." Those of you who don't know me probably didn't notice the mistake, hoi 0. the other hand. some of the people who do know me did.'1 notice it, either _ . K.n M.l" Edltor Jennie un_ N._ Editor John K 1c F.. tur. E_ P.trlel. Cu_ Spons Editor Mlcllael Kall Plloto Edltor AndyBuell n Bu_ "'n_ C_~rt CII_" AcIv_ __ Jeff Wlcka _.. ger Pet iIlIl ,...t. Bu_ Men.lI.r - emllK17,It13 UW task force Teacher education examined Joseph F Kauffman, a prolessor 01 education adnwustration al uw· MadIson and Iorme- ezecume .x:.. presidenl ()( the UW S)'Stem, will dwr the lasI< lort'f. Members are: Barbara J. Alvarez, music educa· lion, UW-5l...... !'oml; Rhea S. Das, psycllolocY, UW·Superlor; James J Lorence, history, IlWC· ManU-. William W Mayrl, soaoIocY. and Belte J Peltola. curnculwn aIld mstructioo. UW·Mil· ...... : E<tftrd R Mulvihill, asSOCiate deaD oIletlen and soence, aIld John R Pabner, edue.lIon <1-.. UW·Madlson, Owa) .. e G Obon. education clwr. L'W·ParItsi· <1-.. Wa)'M W S4Iko"" pIl)'SlCS.UW· Ib, ... Fall>, James E Sloilenbe<'B. educatlOft deen. UV"·PIaU",1Ue; E Mocbael Tbron IIle \'lce cbanceIIor UW-Green 81), and W Carl Wimberly, V1<'O dwlceUor. UW·Laer0', '.. 1SlId he expected the task lor«! to ~ the appropriale role 01 the UOJ'e~ll In prepanng edu· cational proles.slonals and lbe essential cornl'O"""ts of quailt) proII'artlS to prepal'! educators; --<:OIlSider UW system responsibility lor continuing education lor teachen aIld scllool administrators; -recommend bow the untverlily mighl de\'e!op stronger pari' Denbips with the elementary and ...-Iarl' schools; --f-~amine current teacher education programs and their relalionslup to the needs 01 scbools and other education agencies in Wiscon· sin' _'-~d incentives to attract gilled young persons inlo teac!ung careers. The UW S)'Slem presidenl said he expected a prebminary progress ~ from the task lorce by May I, 19M and a ltnal report no laler than Nov. I, 1984. "Rather than providing detalled I$sessments of particular programs," O'Neil said, "1 would hope thai the task force's eflort would be directed 10wards prm,dlng the Sys· tem with a ",ell·articulaled plulosopIly 01 the appropriale role of UJl· versit}' education ID the preparalJon of educabonal professionals and ldentilying those respons,blUties we need to address betler " •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • : ACADEMIC ADVISI G: : FOR : : SPRING '84 SEMESTER : • • : CONTINUING MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS WHO ARE : • SEEKING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) SHOULD CONSULT • • THEIR ACADEMIC ADVISER PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR • • SPRING SEMESTER. A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, • • SIGNED BY THE ADVISER, IS REQUIRED FOR REGISTRATION, • • • SPRING SEMESTER COURSE SCHEDULES WILL BE AVAILABLE • • • ON NOV. 9 • • • NOVEMBER 9-23 HAS BEEN DESIGNED AS AN ACADEMIC AD- • • • VISING PERIOD, AND ADVISERS WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO • • MEET WITH YOU THEN. • • • ADVISING WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE RFGISTRATION AREA • • • • CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT • • • IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE • • • • DEAN OF FACULTY • • 348 WYLLIE L1BRARY·LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 • • • NOTE: NON-MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS NOT SEEK- • • • ING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS • • REQUIREMENT. • • • ........................... • ~ . • SUFAC begins budgeting Intrarnurals Tuesday, Nov. 22, 8·9 a.m. Business Services/ Accounting SAB building Tuesday, Nov. 29, 8·9 a.m. SOC Thursday, Dec. I, 5·7 p.m. Ranger Siudeni Activities Ollice Union led Universily Fees Allocalion Commillee) will SUFAC (~eg~udgeting this week. SUFAC, which lunds 17 areas begin prelrnn ry heduled to complete fmal budgeting on Dec. I in :~mttUSha~n~ ils final 1984-85 segregaled fee budget done by sem~er Cbreak, ls 01 eighl mernbers-six PSGA senators and two stuS A ~s~~ lar e during each semester's PSGA election, The <l-.nls elect bers 01 gSUFAC are' Bill Grindeland, Carlice Halmo, Pal currenl mem . Sc P t Hensiak (chair). Paul Johnson, Ken Meyer, oil e erson and Sieve Schre' (There is one open senator seat.) Th~n~;"mitlee reviews the. 17 budget area~ before preliminary bud tn and then asks questions of each area s spokesperson. IIa bud::\sg cui at all during preliminary budgeUng. the area has the opunit 10 again address SUFAC dunng final budgeting. ~ ce i'J,e final SUFAC budget IS approved. the PSGA sen~le must th n pprove It thus lorwarding il 10 Chancellor Alan Guskin. IIthe ch~~lIor app;oves it, the budgel is submilled 10 Ihe UW Syslem Board 01 Regenls lor their final approval. SUF AC Budgeting Schedule Tloesday, Nov. 1>, 8-9 a.m. Union Debl Service SUFAC C1u1d Care Cenler Tbun4ay, Nov. 17, 507 p.m. P AB PSGA Peer Supporl Winter Carnival/Homecoming Friday, Nov. 18, 1·3:30 p.m. Health Housing Athletics Smokeout today by Jill Whitney Nielsen U you are a smoker and thinking aboul quilting. loday might jusl be the day. Today is National Smo· keout Day, and it is being sponsored by the Nurses Associalion here al Parkside. National Smokeoul Day is the day where smokers everywhere can test their endurance and discover whether or not they can quillor 24 hours. - Information is also available aboul dillerenl facls aboul smoking. dillerenl lypes 01 cancers and women smokers and pregnancy. It is not so much qUilling for a day as becoming aware of Ihe inlormation and malting a decision to quit later, slales Barb Cornen, president of Nurses Association. There are also ways a non-smolt· er can gel involved. Any non-smok· er can participate in Adopl·a·Smok· er, where the smoker signs a "contract" slaling he/she won'l smoke for 24 hours and Ihe non·smoker provides encouragement and a shoulder 10 cry on. So, remember, today is National Smokeoul, so slop by Ihe inlorma· tion lables, latch on to a non-smoker and don't smoke, Toll-free number for UW. resources The University of Wisconsin Sys· tem has inslalled a toll-free lele· pbone number to make ils compulerized inventory of ~niversily reSOUf'(B more accessible to businesS and industry. The loll-Iree service is called WISe, or Wisconsin Industry Service Call. The number is 800-362· 3020. WISe users may order ihe compulerized invenlory of some 250 university service units. or use the telephone conlacl 10 make a speci· flC requesl for assislance. The in· venlory appears in a publicalion tilled A Profile of University Serv· ke to 1Iasiness and Industry. The publication is Iree. UW System Presidenl Roberl M. O'Neil unveiled the inventory reo port last fall al a meeting 01 Ihe Wisconsin Associalion of Manufac· turers and Commerce. He said the report would spur cooperalion with business and industry "for our mu· tual benefil and the enhancement of the slate's economy." In addition 10 listing cenlers. department, institutes, research groups and specialized IaboralorieS and libraries ready to provide research assistance. consultation or other service to business and industry, lbe report identifies more than 1,500 business and industrial firms who have used university resources in the lasl two years. The university service profile was compiled by a UW Syslem task force headed by Chancellor Robert S. Swanson of UW-Sloul. The publi' CJItion is being updaled and a second printing, 10 be titled Unh'etsil>' Resources for BusiDess: aD. b· dustry is expecled 011 the press early nexl year. • nunday" \_~ t7,It83 Guskin open forum dnDk wuely Wbat WI,. ... basically doing but DOl toppUll dnnking at co<UlJl poIn u )'ng to people \h:ll l"" can go out to your car and _ any ben you' • had three or four beers " 0.. ludent polnled out \h:lt nee Parbide u ted • lD the middle 01 I\OWllere llb no 0''' ..... ...., there aren 'I man~ transportation epuons available _ than dn;ing G pamled oul thaI a bus pnl\.ded I The End Iast year .. t some eocsidertJl. eopense and nobody too& 1\ .. H admitted that u a good debaWl& polOl "" .. 113e, III effect don't ha\t lD tIw O'en bul tIw lnI1h IS people don't use the .. pnl';d. It .. Oft the .. bus '• .,. and otb« I G Iddl ..... od at the opeIl forum IS on • d ......... -..butl be flY P- ~ Pm_ny, Im not III ...... tJw_.. I III the do ~ .. I lodl .. DOl people Ranger pbolo by Todd Herbst 0..-110< AIaa GIISIdD .......... slode.I's queslio. during Mo.day's ope. lorum, Chancellor addresses various • Issues secuoes. Guskm noticed thaI 20 to 25 percenl 01 .U courses 011."", are durmg the .. erung Activity hour Q: Do yoo 1.. llbe, {WF I·t p,m. laMI} bour Is beoelicil.l7 Yes, I think the actiVlly bour h3s been very good for sludents and laculty aDd stafl (in order 10 schedule meetings I. I lIuok Ii's been a \try good lIung and not ha\"g hear<I anylIung 10lbe contrary-I don't expecl ,t to chang., Admissions policy Q: Ho do ).... leel lbout closi.g \be door to some mdeDts \\ bile .d· mitti.Dc some 00 conditional condi· doas os the ..... proposed Idmis· sin polit) .. oWd do? I think the onglnal unpetus for the whole change in admissions polit)-wbich is now In proposal form in a faculty committee-was aD experience that we were 10- vohed wltb certain students in a revoMng door IlasIcaUy whal was bappenlng was Hhat) students would come In and they'd drop out 'ery qwckJy whether It be In two months. oae semester or one year. The questIOn was whether we ...... helpulll an)'bodl' by being as lenient as we were lf1 terms of admLSSions policy. The experience was up to now, .that we weren't heut« very helpful to those people, DOr ere we being particularly belplul to a 101of other stud.nls ID the same classes \h:lt those people took Proceeds going 10 Ihe Science So, by cutting out those sludents is t the proposal IS-<leferring Division Scholarship Fund those students who literaUy do not bave the skills to function al all on When: Nov, 26, 5:30 pm • UnIvenJ!y level and we don'l beW here', UW-Parkside Gym Ii....e will as a result of anyllung we ean do We·... encouragmg them to r.use their sIuU 1..... 1 through som. Tickets available for $1.50 in GR 344 means other \h:ln the university, O r at Special Table on Concourse, w..... also saying. in that pro- pcoaI, thaI some 01 the stud.nls who have serious skills problems __ ..JL.. ..;,Spon,;._.or... ed_b=Y=the==c=h=e=m=i=.=try=C=IU=b=:::::::::::~~buI who 'lin! leel can lunction in a Il s .... a maller 01 our heut« oppooed to tt \I JU5I a matter of peop~ ...... comnulled 10 USUlll,t Evening courses Q. Wbl u 1M program tJw -« ooe of 1M 1 -that I'M .... take aU ., the reqlllred ....- "t-...c coot and studenl demand Then!'s ob\ iousIy, lD the busineSS procrarn, a lot of people want to won part-bme In the da)' and .. ..,1 to Uk. COUI>eS In the 0'erun& !t's 1150 a f.... lj sueable prov.lm. '" w. oIfer two sec\JOns of the h r Ito same course. na 'I, O'en When l"" start to gel lDto tIw 'd It ore a other areas, ther.'s )u>1 not enough Y 10 fund It udents to go around to oIf ... t...., r ~~~~~~ 2 PhoB~;::3 ~ 3 BeautyShop ~ 1 ~ Bnse:{'W F Hours lues. lhuts Fn.• 53101 ! • S , 9·5 ~ I ClOsed An 0 y onda, &~ Wede:nsday Ahe,noon ~~~c-.- • .n~ SHOWDOWN Science Studenls Challenge Se,ence Protessors to a Student Faculty Basketball Game limited way at the university if they go through skill development programs, should not be permitted to Uke just aoy cours., but should he in a very proscribed curriculum. _ High quality faculty Q: Vou mentioned earlier that perkside bos higb quality lacully members. How do you know that? When you talk about a high quality faculty, you usually refer to national standings, which tend to be research-oriented. We have a faculty that publishes a gr.at deat: gives papers at national meetings, is reviewed very positively by their colleagues at other campuses. !t's very difficult to talk about national standings in terms of teaching .. Leaving Madison aside, but including Milwaukee, I'd stack our faculty against any other university in the slate-including Marquetteand we'd probably corn. out as well or better. We spend a great deal of money recruiting faculty, and, in fact, our faculty comes from all the major universities in the counlry. We are very often in direct competition with Madison and Milwaukee for the same faculty, and we sometimes win and sometimes lose. and have a lot to do with the bread· th of experience you have as an undergraduate, . Foreign language Q: Wby is lorelg. Ilog.ICO required lor people 001 majoriJlc Ia busmess? I would have asked the question lhe other way-why isn't 10relg1l language required for business mao jors? I would prefer to hay. more requir.menls in foreign languagtS I lIunk it's a t.rrible error lor ,lud.nls not to take a large nurnbtr 01 their credits in foreign languages. Vice chancellor Q: Wby could.'t a.y 01 tbt .... didates for tbe vacant vice chucdlor positioD come from wllbi. Parkside? It has nothing to do with the quality of the fac\llty, It's just a question of what is the likely oul· come. Most of the time vice chancellors come from outside. Then there's also the Question of, Ina small univer.:oity, what happens ~ you have a relatively small number of poeple who would probahly he qualified. What would happen is thaI there WOuld be a lot of negative lund of stuff about some by advocates for the other ... You get a situatiOn where golld people would bt hun because ther.·s advocacy on different sides. Career plans Q: Two years ago, at the _ II your last open forum, you .iet"t,II' lor Ibe presldeocy 01 Temple I ai' versity. Do you p.... e.dy bolO II' career moves iD mind? Someday 1 hay. nothing nghl now_ But U; be very honest Il'm to my ninth year at the unive,:,dY.and being 46 y.ars, old), I don I ex~ to retire here. There are a lot I years between now and ...~, -19 to be exact-so I expect, ersot' I might be at another UOlV -l. Bul I don't have any plaDS ..... now, Breadth of knowledge Q, Wby do we bave 10 take all these Breadth of Knowledge cour· ses? A bachelor's degree means somelIung and it doesn·t mean speciatization, II doesn't mean that you take aU your courses in the same field, It means that you've goUen a well-rounded, broad education. If I had my way, Iwould reduce the number of courses you can take in your major and literally increase the number of courses that you have to take outside your major. Arter your second job in your career ladder" the skills that get you the third JOb and the lourth job have nothing to do with your major Psycho Babble All's Fair. Flynt for President! • • One of the referees was asked aboul the rune-man team rule The ref said someUung about howlng hun that m the rules. ""lIat' [)o,,.l the officu\s even kDoW the rules' Apparentl not .1 mentJOOed tlle rune-man rule beca_ Ille wresllen bad more dIaa nine peopte pIa)"UII The). bad ID oIlenme squad, a def ... sve squad and a krl..ofI team TIle ref ...... d,d.,.lfeel W<emat· ... an~ oatls, 50 tlle game became f... ly \Iolent I saw head slaps being applied qu,te liberally In fairnes:s lO the \\TeStlen. however, ~ w re nol the onll people play· '"ll rou h Bul there were a lot more marmed geo\ogl.sLsthan " rreslien The- wrestlers won the game 27- 13 The) plaled W<eth~ "ere try. Ing lor a ,IIChelnb H"",")' But h~ 011. fair hI kk T1l<>me I uper' luroll football t hlltd wuh t nGe<>1oIY Club pnopared .th th w tling So remember, next November, when you step into that voting booth that a vote for Larry Flynt is a vote for freedom, and justice, and sex, and naked bimbos", and leather, and whlps.and chains, and whipped cream, and cnsco, and girl scouts, and great danes, and... Larry Flynt believes in freedom. He is so committed to freedom that he has promised to run campaIgn ads featuring explicit sexual actlv,- ties. What a boon to the Amerocan family! No longer WlII your children bother you with embarrassl~g questions about sex. All they. WIll have to do is turn on the ~elev1S1on and there it will be. All of It. American children will grow up better adjusted and tnrormed because of Larry Flynt Truly, his accomplishmenls are too numerous to list. He has taught the world to 'Think Pink'. He has given us 'Beaver ~un~·. f:le has given us more publishing IOnova· tions than you can shake your st,ck at. I realize thai the presidential election IS still a year away, bul I think now IS the lime 10 come out 10 support of a candidate. Now I don't usually make up my rrund tJus early III the campaign, but I bave found a eaedidate whose Ideas and goals are absolutely exceptional, rooted In the basic beliefs that have made our country great. By now I'm sure you've realized w1>0 I'm talhng about It IS, of course, Larry Flynt ThaI's J1&bt, I beU..-e that the publisher of Hustler Maganne, that showcase of ",·et}-UUngthat IS won· derful about America. wl1l be our next pre5ldent leI's lake a looK at LaIT} Flynt's qualihcallons. shall we. Flrslof all. he' roch And he was ne\"er an actor He runs a publishmg empire of the highest magrutude. He IShumble. He is so humble that he dldn't 'ft"--anl to show orf in front of a federal court, so he locked h,mself 10 his mansion and refused to come out As a matter of fact. he was so determmed not to make a spectacle out of himself that he threatened to shoot an}one who lned to remove tum "'nat humility What a guy. 0$1 m ~ Ie rl~ lhe dominated throughout ******** Now a word from our sponsor: Are you feeUng run down? Listless? Just don't nave the energy to complete that vitally important task, like sawing through that log? Well, if thaI's the case, just che.. a stick of Wragley's Amphetamint Gum. on did noI This "bound for control from tile _ The f, Id " nually UM ked ThaI's right, each plece of Wra· gley's contains 250 milligrams of Dexedrine, just the thing to give you that little blt of extra energy to keep you going for two, maybe three days non·stop. Then, if you reel like you just have to relax, try a tall, cool glass of Barbitu·ade. 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",bo generally play more compelll1\e games, tend to mteract III large groups and the" langu ge \itr1.Lh h othe£ characlenzed by ,...-.-ra< ,challenge> and namecaI1Jng and frequentll m"olves argumen . the researchers say G"i>. on the other hand. tend to speak to each Olher IfIsmall groups or pa", and partic,pate ,n roleplallflg fIOIllesempllas1Zlng cooper· ollon and xharong. wh.ch 1Il0uences the kmd of langauge girl> use FnerId;Iups among girl> tend to be more Intense and exclUSIve than those among boy . and gIrls' lan· &uage J more Ukely to conlaln words ucb as "we", "u .'. and "leI's", Borl<er and Maltz say " al th dIll ren bo· t ", .... Ie and ' ..... Ie lang.. pau ms "-.aI cont ",II be I ubI«' _ puhho "'tur tIp mo. Monday, ,"0' 21. In lotin3ro Hall room 324 r" 0 r hers at lhe I""l~l~e ,or R an h Labor.to'} of III nl It, of lif rn,a t Btn It')' Ruth Borl<<< nd [)-.IIuel I lu ""II pr nt Ihe I ture titled •• 80) T Jk' od ·Glrl T '. Grader- 8 fd Diffufatf In FrIoll4l) (Ga' ...... llort .... and ~altz m,unt",n tbat Lbo wpar t" III 01 pia) engaged In b) bu nd IlrI.: tn .:\merll~n cultur rontnbute 10 dl Un u\ l' ) 01\~I tommuRl lion He has served as a testament to the youth of our country. He has proven that with luck, plUCk, and perseverence, any child in this great land of ours can grow up to run a magazine that panders to every sexual deviation known to man. Choral singers to perform for the generol1 public. Tickels are available in the FlOe Arts Office, at the Union Information Desk and at • the door Both the 3O-member Chorale and the 13·member Chamber Songers on· elude musIc majors and majors In other fields Both ensembles prepa· re music from a wide range of st}·les spanning the sixteenth to twentieth centuries The two groups are open by audition to aU Partslde students Baoh and the 'Te Ileum and Jubll· ale Oeo onC by BenJ3lllm BnUen The org3.nJSl In both works 14111be UYf·Par Side organ inSlructor Glenda. lossman German Baroque mlJSlc by Pachelbel, Schuetz and Praetonus wdJ also be perfonned as well as mllSl< by William all· lings. J P Sweebnd and Ctuistopber ~. AdmISsIon for \be concert is 'J for student!, senior oli1els, and Pazbide faculty and staff, and ~ apot D t arbrou h 'IRST \f10 \I. R\ K or K('nu hu 'W" 'TO" , II'" ot'f'ln~ U TO8"" 2 '."01 H 1UU:R BRISTOL 'I.I.\ !'Ii "T PRURIF. SfHn:RS •'h.,nl' 'I-:!:,;J, ,n If t:apu' Geoqe WasIlilICIOD's teeth -.. DOt \lie oaIy puts 0/ bim \bat -.. ..... of wood. He also I>ad a .-l01I ere, .-l01I bait &ad • .-l01I.... 10 Thunday" '0\ tmber J7,1983 A Week at the Park Jazz, Cleaver: Parkside's Thanksgiving ., ltoecl)l-MirW U .. •••••••••• II )ou'r. reaUy hor! on bu. this W k, YOU C\ . GO fOR FR~, lo "The Laod or H}~ IUld Clo')," shown torught at 9 15 P m tn Urnon Square '01. bad d I ********** On tunlay Parbid. \\ill be IIold.... 1M .Al ounlI}' NotioGaIs The women'. f>-&J1ome- .. ~ will be run at 945 am, IlICIIM llIOII • 8-kllomeler race WlU be NIl at II • m Adnu '$1 ********** onday'. Round Tabl. ,ubject LS "Do w. 'oed Edu<aDonaJ Pobri<aJ A 000 Commil .... • .. , by Prot DaVid Jowett, The program tarts at noon In mon 106 and IS free and open to !he pubbc ********** A eceeert, r turmB the Parkslde Orchestra..,11 e place on Ionday at 1 pm 10 the Lnion Cinema A I II lor JKkon lacuJty, Ilalf and mor ouz ns and S2 lor others . ********** Of course. w.•• an't forget the dance In UOIon Square. abo on Tuesday rugh, at 8 pm The one and only "vtall) Cleaver" "ill be playing let's notlorget thaI this dance is to 1'31" Iood lor the Kenosh. Racine area, and so admission rs three non-penshabte lood nems for students and Iive items for guests. Other\\1SO the price to gel in is $S lor stiJdents and $6 lor guests A really bIg turnout would be IlJce to see and will probabl)' make sorneone"s Thanksgin.ng a lot nicer ********* Last, but not least, aU the sUII at the RANGER \\,sh all 01 y'ou a "ery happy Thanksgi\'lng Try Old Sly'" today and ta Ie tne d IfMGntee Ktaeusenlng makes. tt s Old World way ot pure br8Wlng dOUble brew np lila. Qoves Old S.y'" a crISp clea taste thai s number one Wl mlllloos 01 Ame' can beer dr n ers Old Slyle 5 theIr Sty So go ahead and ma~e It )lours • MAKE IT YOUR STYLE. GARY ORANT STEVE" - QRt on a Linn Modern relationships: not a thing of the past Ranger Solution ERAS"WI PERITASS ROLE ASIOE ALAI SUPPLYANOOEMAND T E S T I F Y S I A M ESE needs UNA A R v_ C 0 MIM E Ric I ALP APE R AVA ETRNS NTICE S A RIA R 0 T H S OlE L I ARIIL PREP RAN writers S v S T E i!lA L ITs T S R T E C E 0_ ASS U AGE REA G E N T DIG IIA LCOM1UTER ANTS LLAMA RULE MOST OATEN TILE by K.od}I·Marie Una Iy grandmother and Steve Mar, mel have a lot in common. Steve Marmet (/or those 01 you who don't know) is a writer lor UW-Madison's Badger Herald, their conservative newspaper. When you're as big as they are, ),ou can atrord to have more than one newspaper, Anyway, Mr, Marmel (f address him fonnally, as I have never mel him. although he's probabl)' not too much older than I am) claims in one or his rolumns that he has a hard tim. understandong modem relationships Don't reel too bad, Mr Marmel. So does m} grandmother. II lovel)' person, my gr.lndmothe. in spite of not understanding modem relationships Let me explaon lurther, Irs like this I ha"e a lriend, by the name 01 Neil He's a good friend and he's male I'm lemale No problem, right? Right. Enter One fiance! CURT '~Chilvet f say, "You're my best friend, but so is NeiL" He says, "Okay. fine," My fiance is very understanding of modem relationships. No problem. right? Right. Enter: my grandmother. She says, "Sorry, but you can't have a fiance and a male best friend, too. U romplicates Ihillgs." Uh-oh; problem. Especially when it comes to my going to visit Neil, who like Ste"e Marmel, attends UW-Madison, Grandmother thinks things run r.lmpant in Madison. All the lun things, like sex and drugs. Well, they do, but somehow I refuse to believe I'm going to get pregnant by walking down State Street. Stoned maybe, but not pregnant. My liance tells me, "Go to Madi, son. Have a good time. One 01 us may as well have some fun." He goes to school in Iowa. Horrors. This does not hold much weight· with my grand"lother, She does not understand modern relationships. Somehow I think this is beeause it was 1936 when she was my age. In 1936, you did not have modem relationships. If you were my age in 1936, you were married (or close to il). II your best friend was male, he was very likely also your husband No wonder I'm liVing in the '80's. So, lor the benefit 01 my grand, mother, Steve Marmel, and anyone else who might be reading this, let me explain: A modern relationship is one in which two parties (not necessarily human, as in Ihe fictional but appropriate relationship of Sebastian Flyte and his leddy-bear Aloysius) agree to terms of caring, and more importantly, communication. In communication, you learn to understand each other, and in understanding, you too can build a modern relationship. It lakes work, 01 course, but in time il all begins to make sense, So, Mr. Marmel, il you ever gel to read this and you have any more questions, don't hesitate to write and ask. In the meantime, I'm sure I'll be lielding plenty 01 questions Irom my grandmother, I The Funny Paper Caper 1 WAS SfU WORKING ON TIiE PORtW>PI..E CM£ nre N£)(T Di'Y WHEN DICK "THELMA UME. INlO MV OFFICE ... flO, 'IOU_ "M/ILD LIFE." ONE ~TORY llOWlI. THIS BUM WAS USIN' "ll'IE lATE MR: PORNAPP~E'S CREDIT CARD 1U BUV A Lot.D OF BR.'N MUFFINS, BUT TlE BAKER RECOGNIZED PORNAPPLE'S NAME FROM "THIS MORNING'S OBITUARIES. TWO WAY WA-is;T 'tv E.r- ..-0 MK.1I.OWA,V Ii. OVEN I NEXT iNTERROGATION! Wild Life by John Kovalic ntE WOfUD 1•• 11 ~L.E NO To~oRf1o..J ~ Death of the Parkside Fairy :"::-::-~----.. Ey I YOu!?': T/IOS£" ~NI"Al-5IN f\lAr ~TRIP GEl-OW M/P<JI? (MIT 5TllP T}l1f I'A~t<SID€ FflI~Y /5 Dr/tV<. I by Popular Consent Jimmy Holla IS not dead He actually has curled his hair, lost "'!lght and is the host of a popular early monung exercise program !t 11 SAY! # SAy! SA'OI• Sports shots CODliDued from P~e IS IT the Packers frustrate you year. in and year-out, why not try a team a bit closer to home, such as the Racine Gladiators? rr you want consistency and good play, put the Packers on the back burner and watcb the Gladiators do some rna. min' in their opponent's defense, This weekend would be a good cbance to see our local boys in action. It's not official, but Racine may bost tbe Minor Professional Football Association championship game. The Gladiators got into the linal with a 21-17 win over the Scranton (Pa.) Eagles in Scranloll. This is a victory of-note lor two reasons, Granted, they are a very 1aJ. ented team, but they had 10 travel to Scranton and they hadn't played in a game lor a month, while the other team had been playing ..... tinuously up until last weekend. ********** On the basketball front, a I... notes: Marquette beat the Yugoslavian National team 8UI last Saturday night. This wouldn't seem so unusual, except that the Yugoslavs were virtually the same team that won the gold medal at the 1980 Olympics and was the same team that totally outclassed Wisconsin just a few nights earlier ... Dave Cowens, who tried to return from retirement last year with the Bucks, has to s~t out this year because of recurring knee problems. In fact, this may finally be the end of a truly great career. Maybe he should have stayed retired ...While on 'the subject of the Bucks, it should be noted, if you don't already know, that the Bucks have a five game winning streak at the Milwaukee Arena. The latest win was a 108-107 win over Seattle on Sunday night. BEUel6' rr at'E.SA1'. , '!be Sohd Gold Dancers are not buman. but are, in reality, a mutated form 01 eocchrm. As hard as \Ius may be to believe. Jimmy Carter once lusted alter his own "ife. in Ius heart, I THE REC CENTER WILL CLOSE: Thur. Nov. 24 Fri. Nov. 25 sat. Nov. 26 Sun. Nov. 27 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! U Ij', OVml r 1 ,U83 RANGER Fencing First meet a success bl Pllridl c.mw. Loran He .. coach olth. Iencmg tNm. tor ls I compeuuve sea-- son 'or h team 01 loung Iencers I I'v got some determined people, Ilso 10m n" people ," he said "1 npetl Ih W'IIS and losses to hto Ibout the me Ttus I,"t m.. 1 ,,'W' had some . but we ·•..e ItJU sot I r 10 go , ",.". a dark cloud that always banes ovet the fen Ing t.lm-onel· 1"1'1... '0 high school have lenctng t IN and p«lpl ha ve to lam how to I nee belore the) e n CO/llpet It takes ume 10 tra .. a fencer 'Th problem IS II" ys I"" ther are always new p«lple and you can't recruit Irom lb. high schools because there are no teams to recruit from," said Hem. Some of these eew people are ....'h,tn.y Harmon. Paul Uebe and Kevin Zukelhach They are doong weU but sull learning The fenCing team began their season at lb. WISCOnSIn Open on Maduon Nov. 5 The leadong performers on the team are. Bill Thomas. who placed 3rd out of 25 epeeists, Mark G,ese, who was elinunated on the second round and Sam Waller, who was ehminated in round 16, on the sabre eompeuuon SabJna Claus, on. 01 Ibe premier women, was eluntna.ted on lb. second round of the women's foil competition Coach Hein also said. "Like every coach here, the season goal is 10 gel people qualified lor lb • CAA Championship." One fencer who may realize this goal is Bill Thomas. a new fencer .- from Milwaukee Area Technical CoUege. So far, he's had two firsts, one third and a IiIIb place. "He's quit. good and be's very determined. He loves the weapon," said Hem. "A really exciting fencer 10 watch." The upcoming competition will be llus week.nd at the Penn Stat. Open. in College Station, PA Wrestlers {inish ahead in Stevens Point Open Th. PlrtStd. ",eslhng I.am lIIrted the ......,., on I successlul not. IS lIle fWlcers placed ... ·en wrestler1. IncludIng Ibr .. II"ts. on the Stevens Po,nt Open last Friday Itld Salurday It UW tevens Poont Freshman Dan Hall. OIor l.tI KI Ind juOlor Ted Key .re lU c1wnplOl1S on lIle" w.lght < ... Ib H 11 being named most valuable wrestler In Ih. underc ...... dtVislon Jon ankow ki and Iton Vee 8rugg.n. both Ir hm.n, look lourlh pia es at Ill"" w.,ghts and jun· , r Todd Yd hll1Slied Ihlrd In the J67·pound t Thtre no team-sconng for the meet, but lIle Rangers IJnlshed 30-15 In matches as... learn. among the lCi'den or Ibe 30 tearn ev.nt. It was Ibe 1i"1 m.. 1 or Ibe .. ason for Parli.side, but h.ad coach Jim Koch liked what he saw. "I was very impressed with what happened." he said "We had a very oulslandlng m.. I:· While others wrestled, seniors MIke Muck.rh .. d. and Mike Win' ter were out nursmg injuries. Wm· ter ",;11 be out £o...atleast six weeks because of a broken foot, while Muckerhetde had a sore elbow, but lAiD rompete in the next meet Th. next big match for the Rangers "ill be lb. :'Iorlh.rn Open Nov. 26 at t.:W-~ladison Shooting team begins season Th. Park ,d shoollng t.am began, second n ran " Ib ho 01 lml'nmng on a u lui lllltt-83 campllgn In Ibe La· k de P tol L""iU. Th tearn co 01 "'0 t ms lour =ben each Park.sid I and Plr de 2 Th.re are four ne competitn" year. thr tuden Itld I Iac:uIty IdvtSOr Two memben 01 last } u uJ P Ide 2 I m .... re unable to compete llus year Jun KurhaJeC Iosl to aratJualion and Thompson lost due to tune conlli W11bsdIeduled matches The new Iaculty ad, r I RIch ard pong HI penE>nce In com peti~,e target shooting 'hould have a pos!~ve e11.ct on the team The stud nt who JOined this year are Jun Cole Jon Goor~eson and RI h Welhon The members or Parkslde 1 thi year lire Jim CA>te. Pat Harmann. Don Ltghlner and • lareta Ostro,.,. 'kJ They currently have a record 01 tilt.. "ins and two losses Plrksid<, 2 Comisls 01 Jelr Em.I]·. Jon Gooraeson 000 Keck 'ParksJdes top shooter last )earl and Bnan S<:huet· la Tbe team's technical ad\."iser Mark Scholzen, IS compe~ng agaon this year Among Parkstd. students. Scholzen has competed 10 Lakesld. leagu. lb. longest. This is bis thud )oear Welbon. new member of the team is competing ~ith· in lbe league on an indiVidual basis There is still tim. to join Ibe team this year The team uses 22 caliber pistols m competition H3\'· mg a handgun IS prel.rred. Th.re are 22 matches left in the season. and the matches are held every Wednesday from 5:30 to 10:00 I' m at the 'alional Guard Armory in Racine. The rest to jOin is 5. which includes shooting in the league or Indt'idually In order to join. call Brian Schuett. at 553-2650 10 lhe PAB orfiee lInion 20<)I. Ranger needs sportswriters . " Tim R.... lmann placed 39th al the NCAA Division n Dalionals. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN ;IIII1I!J-----' THIS WEEK MON. NOV. 21' N. V. JETS VS. NEW ORLEANS * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION ce s udents c e ge faculty h ni,a.,eofSeagram',,7& TUP H also s'rr' ,6th thcligh' l\IOY"dtn mod<ra"",,-'he perfect par,,,ers fur da"c" fet'er, a cefever stirs with even&Seven Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 11, November 17, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB keeps status quo Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document PUAB keeps status quo by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Twenty ounce beers will continue to be sold in the Union Square and Recreation Center if the recommendation made by PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) is accepted by Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle and Chancellor Alan Guskin. The committee decided last Friday that people will less "likely share products served in individual containers, such as 20 ounce beers, than those made for sharing, such as pitchers of beer. In a prior recommendation, PUAB decided that pitchers and wine carafes be eliminated from daily service in the Union Square and Recreation Center. Twenty ounce beers nearly went by the wayside last week when the committee considered reducing the large beer size to 16 ounces. A majority of PUAB members felt that reducing the beer size by four ounces would lessen the possibility of people sharing their drinks. The issue was brought up for reconsideration by the committee and then overruled by the motion to continue serving 20 ounce beers. Included in the recommendation is a stipulation stating that the issue of retaining 20 ounce beers on campus will be open to reevaluation at any time, depending on the student compliance with the state drinking age laws. Committee member Florence Shipek said, "Twenty ounce beers should continue to be sold on campus. However if sharing takes place, then students should realize that the 20 ounce beers will be eliminated." The committee discussed how the new drinking age laws will be enforced on campus and how the Union Square and Recreation Center should be monitored. The committee is considering creating a policy which would require two forms of identification when purchasing an alcoholic beverage. PUAB feels that if purchasers show a campus identification and a drivers license, for example, it would reduce the possibility of the Union attracting an influx of non-students and fake identifications. Monitoring the Union Square and Recreation Center and disciplining law violators was also discussed at the PUAB meeting. Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said that a way of monitoring these areas as inexpensively as possible, should be a consideration. Some ideas on how to discipline violators were generated at the meeting. These included: lifting the student identification card, reporting them to Security or area police and possibly barring them from using the Union Square or Recreation facilities. These recommendations and discussions are taking place so that PUAB can aid the university in complying with the new drinking age laws, effective July 1. (L to R) EVAN HANDLER, ZAKES MOKAE and RAY ARANHA Zakes* Mokae RTv Ar^h E^/j'^OIiP ^n(' ^ written and directed by Athol Fugard. Starring white youth « "Harold" to accent series Tickets are now on sale for the presentation of one of the most acclaimed plays of recent years, "Master Harold and the Boys," at Parkside on Sunday, Feb. 19 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are $12 ($7 for students) for the 1982 Broadway play which INSIDE Interview with Chancellor Alan Guskin Capsule College offers enrichment Faschingfest celebrates German life Wrestling team rolls on won numerous critical awards and was regarded by many critics as the best play of the year. Tickets can be purchased in person or by telephone (553-2345), using MasterCard, at the Campus Union Information Center from 8 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday and until 4 p.m. on Friday. All seats are reserved. Sponsored by the Accent on Enrichment Series, "Master Harold" will feature Zakes Mokae, who created the role of Sam in its New York run and won the Tony Award for the best actor for his portrayal. Other awards garnered by "Master Harold" include the Outer Critics Circle Award for outstanding Broadway play and outstanding direction, and the Drama Desk Award as outstanding new play. Although the epic, "Nicholas Nickleby," edged "Master Harold" for the Tony Award for best play, a number of serious critics disagreed, including the New York Times' Frank Rich, who said the Athol Fugard work "is likely to be an enduring part of the theater long after most of this Broadway season has turned to dust," and ranked Fugard among the top three playwrights in the world. Other critics were just as enthusiastic: "...one of the great plays of our time," Kevin Kelly, Boston Globe. "...an incomparable theater experience," Edwin Wilson, Wall Street Journal. "...a perfect work of art," Douglas Watt, N. Y. Daily News. "...a triumph and unforgettable," Clive Barnes, N. Y. Post. Fugard, a native South African who also directed his work, is one of the most celebrated of contemporary playwrights, having won the New York Drama Critics Circle Award for best 1980 p lay, "A Lesson from Aloes," and several other Tony nominations for both writing and directing. Jack Kroll of Newsweek magazine has written, "If there is a more urgent and indispensable playwright in theater than Athol Fugard, I don't know who it could * be." -"Master Harold" is Fugard's 16th play since 1959 and the first to have its world premiere outside South Africa. It opened at the Yale Repertory Theater in March, 1982 and moved to Broadway in May. Fugard, 52, also has written two screenplays and one novel. Set in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on a wet and blustery afternoon in 1950, the play has three characters: Hallie, a young white student, and Sam and Willie, two blacks who work in a restaurant-the St. Continued on page 3 Vol. 12, No. 19 ' 'THI S PAPER ^ SURE HAS CHANGED SINCE RUPERT ^ MURDOCH JPS BOUGHT I T... ARE TMFyVN DRUGGING ® | ourowmpiAns? 'N£W PIX JACKIE O. (fgtf #* Sun-Times*^ • GHOST^ WlvfOIMROtT | ggf predict^ j ^/AIMDROP0V^ \\ DEATH;^ Do something worthwhile... Write a letter to the Editor ^ RANGER W. 9 •00 c% <2 Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz John Kovalic Patricia Cumbie Michael Kailas Dave McEvoy Andy Buchanan Catherine Chaffee... Jill Whitney Nielsen . Editor News Editor Feature Editor .Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager n . „ Distribution Manager PatHens,ak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firehow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirton-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Dawn Kronke, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbrunner, Tony Rogers, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarab Uhlig, Kevin Zirkelbach, Pat Zirkelbach. PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eichhorn, Todd Hcrbst, Karen Trendel. Ranger ,s written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except dur'ng breaks and holidays. Ranger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. J J ed',0r. W'" be occeP'ed lf typewritten, double-spaced on standard sue paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. • D eadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Archives acquires Racine records The Archives and Area Research Center (AARC) of Parkside has acquired organizational records of three Racine groups with ties to U.S. military involvement in past wars. The groups are the Racine Post 76 of the American Legion, the William A. Bancroft Camp of Racine Spanish-American War veterans and that group's Women's Auxiliary. Post 76 Commander R. L. Jerstad, 3801 N. Main St., Racine, transferred the group's records to the AARC, which is directed by Nicholas C. Burckel. The records include minutes of meetings, budget papers, membership lists, scrapbooks and other material that document the activities of the Post from its founding following World War I to the present. Jerstad's group also contributed $500 to the AARC to be used for processing and arranging the records for future scholarly use. The Spanish-American War records date from the turn of the century to the mid-1960's and document the activities of local veterans of that war and the group's women's auxiliary, thus contributing to an understanding of Racine history, Burckel said. Burckel said the new collections are important. "Although we have good documentation for labor, business and politics, we had no veterans' records from either Racine or Kenosha," he said. Burckel added that Racine's 150th anniversary, being celebrated this year, has sparked renewed interest in Racine's history and he urged other groups to consider depositing their records in the AARC. The AARC is open to the public from 7:45 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday and is located in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, Room D-276. For more information, call 553- 2411. NEWS BRIEFS Dudycha named Housing stats More than 400 students have used the Housing office since July, 1983 according to Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling. Most of the students were housed at Park Vista, Racine-; Woodcreek apartments, Kenosha; the YMCA (Ranger Hall), Racine; and Orchard Courts (formerly the Parkside Village). The Housing Office's emphasis this semester is on developing good areas and atmospheres for studying in Ranger Hall. On a Resident Assistant (RA) duty night, which begins at 5 p.m., the RA will be at the front desk of the "Y" until 7 p.m. to find out the concerns of the students. From 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., he/she will visit the students, getting to know them, and from 9 p.m. to midnight, the RA will be in the Anderson Room, the large study hall at the "Y", to make sure a study atmosphere exists. Students living in Ranger Hall have had many activities, including a bus trip to a Bucks game, a shopping trip to the Grand Avenue Mall, an Uno tournament, an "in-house" scavenger hunt, a pool party and an alcohol awareness party. Movies were provided every Wednesday evening after being shown free on campus Tuesday night. During the week before exams, a study break was held every night with free refreshments served. Parkside business professor Arthur Dudycha has been appointed to the technical advisory committee of the computer data-processing specialty program at Milwaukee's Washington High School. The appointment was announced by Milwaukee school superintendent Lee R. McMurrin. The Milwaukee public school district has developed a number of career specialty programs at its comprehensive high schools aimed at expanding career opportunities for students. Technical advisory committees have been established to guide the programs. Dudycha, who chairs Parkside's division of Business and Administrative Science, came to Parkside in 1977 from the West Virginia College of Graduate Studies, where he directed the industrial relations program in the business and management division. A native of Ripon, Wis., Dudycha earned master's and PhD degrees in industrial psychology from Ohio State University and taught at Purdue University from 1967 to 1974. Miss Racine nominations Applications are now available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209) for Miss Racine 1984. The application deadline is March 3. Preliminary judging for the pageant will be held March 11 at the Racine YMCA. The pageant is open to Racine County women between the ages of 17 and 26, who are high school graduates by Labor Day 1984, single (having never been married or having a marriage annulled), of good moral character and are citizens of the United States. Young women who live, work, or go to school in Racine County are eligible to compete. The Miss Racine Pageant is sponsored by the Racine Metropolitans, Inc., a non-profit organization of educators, business, senior citizens and individuals who volunteer their time and talents to select the "finest" to represent Racine County at the Miss Wisconsin Scholarship Pageant. All funds received through sponsors' and advertisers' fees will be used solely for scholarship and promotional purposes for winners and to assist Miss Racine in preparation for the Miss Wisconsin Pageant held in June. Letter to the Editor Disabled parking To the Editor: Recently I have seen cars parked in the handicap parking spaces and some of the people are not handicapped. I find this to be very discouraging to deprive our handicapped of provided spaces that are vital to them. One example is a guy who parks in Comm Arts handicap parking. His brothers are handicapped, he is not. He uses the family car and parks in the handicap spaces. Now I feel this is very wrong. There should be a way for UW-P Security to issue out handicap stickers more efficiently than they are doing now. This kind of thing has been a concern to the public for many years, and off campus I see action being taken, but on campus I do not see much of anything being done. If anyone has any ideas on how we can make these people quit misusing the parking spaces, please let Security know, because they don't seem to have a sure-fire method of controlling this problem. Sincerely, Walter Hermann HANGER Thursday, February 16,1984 Parkside student is Honey Queen r„^clta.'°oXSnrre^al fl0i" C°m- Capsule College offers programs More than 120 workshops, seminars and mini-courses on an enormously diverse range of topics that include contemporary issues, personal development and cultural enrichment will be offered during the 14th annual Capsule College held during spring break at Parkside in March. Started as a one-day program in 1971, C apsule College this year of- - fers 37 new workshops. It includes among its alumni students who have enrolled annually for more than a decade. The communityoriented program attracts people of virtually all ages and from all walks of life — gra ndparents, teen-agers, mothers, fathers, single people, married people and people with white-collar as well as blue-collar jobs. It's a college with just one admission requirement: an eagerness to learn. And more than 10,000 people have taken advantage of its educational opportunities over the past decade. Dates this year are Tuesday evening, March 13 and Wednesday and Thursday, March 14 and 15. Participants can register for the evening session only, for one or both days, or for all three sessions. Registration deadline is March 5. Complete course listings and registration information is available by calling University Extension at 553- 2312. Th e program is sponsored by Parkside and UW Extension. The fee is $4 fo r the evening sessons; $11 for each day including lunch ($22 for both days). New courses offered this year include "The Billion Dollar Swindle," that will discuss fraud and deception in advertising and sales; "Getting a Kick Out of Caffeine," a look at caffeine's mind-altering properties; "Joint Custody: What Does It Mean?" a course that will discuss positive and negative aspects of sharing children after divorce; and "Easter Creations in Chocolate," with the corporate home economist of Ambrosia Chocolate Co. in Milwaukee. The evening session, for those with work or family responsibilities during the day, provides a choice of eight topics this year. They are: "Financial Management," "Stress Management for Coping with Daily Living," "Starting Your Own Small Business," "How to Say What I Mean and Have Others Hear Me," "The Decision to Divorce," "Microwave Principles and Using Your Oven," "A Look at Your Body-For Women," and "Courses About Horses." Topics of half-day workshops scheduled for the day sessions include: severe storms, how colors work, photo composition for beginners, fitness after 40, wellness, "elegant communication," stenciling on fabric, holistic health, relaxation therapy and home heating strategies for the 80's. Topics of 75-minute daytime seminars include a Caribbean perspective of the U. S. invasion of Grenada r home money management, housing options for the elderly, quick quilting, Abe Lincoln's interest in the occult, marketing home crafts, special diets, seven steps to becoming a vital person, the art of storytelling, flowers for all seasons, the changing faces of China, the world of telephones, the law and the family, Russian Romantic piano music, a history of Oriental rugs, tips for advanced sewers and meatless meals. Day-long sessions include expressing oneself through drawing, prospects for peace in the Middle East, making miniatures, individual differences, courses about horses, genealogy, advanced calligraphy, developing your inner life and sten- Rader appointed Hannelore B. Rader, director of Parkside's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, has been appointed editor of the Reference Services Review, a major library journal published by Pierian Press, Ann Arbor, Mich. ciling on fabric and wood. The Capsule College faculty is drawn from the staffs of Parkside and other UW campuses, UW Extension and various community agencies, institutions, business and professions. by Jill Whitney Nielsen On Feb. 1, a Parkside student became the new Honey Queen for the Racine-Kenosha Beekeepers Association. Sue Gustin, a sophomore at Parkside studying marketing was chosen as Honey Queen after submitting a resume and presenting a speech. Being a Honey Queen entails appearances at the State Fair, Racine and Kenosha County Fairs and local and state Beekeepers Associa-' tion meetings. Gustin will also speak before various other groups, be provided with all the honey she can eat and receive a subscription to the Badeer Bee. Master Harold Late in November Gustin will compete with other county queens for the state Honey Queen title. If Gustin wins the state title, she will be paid for her participation with the Beekeepers. Before competing for the state title, there is much to learn, claims Gustin. For more information about honey, she will visit a plant that manufactures honey and perhaps visit some beehives. Gustin said she entered the competition for the experience it will provide her with marketing skills. "Hopefully, it will help me with marketing and it will help my career and help them sell honey...it should be a really good experience." Georges Park Tea Room-owned bv Hallie's family. The play begins with Hallie happening in on Sam and Willie in the tea room, as they are playfully rehearsing fGT an upcoming dance contest. We learn that Sam has often been\a surrogate father to Hallie, whose own father is a drunk and a cripple. The memories the two share are uncommonly beautiful, there is an easy camaraderie among all three that unite master and servants, but there is a slight distance to their relationship. The racial tension underlying the play's tender moments, silliness and pure joy erupts into an emo- C'ontinued from page 1 tional confrontation between the two black servants and the schoolboy as the play builds to a dramatic climax. Fugard's work has been called timeless and sweeps quickly beyond the transitory specifics of any one nation or period. It is by turns warm, funny and tragic. The essential question of "Master Harold" is whether people of a ll kinds can find the courage to love one another. The author doesn't provide a happy ending, but, as one critic put it, "If 'Master Harold' lifts us all the way from pain to hope, it's because Fugard insists that the ending can be-must be-ours to write." P.S.G.A. Elections DATE — March 7-8th POSITIONS AVAILABLE • PRESIDENT • VICE-PRESIDENT • 9 SENATORIAL SEATS • 1 SUFAC SEAT • PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Nomination forms can be picked up at the PSGA Office, WLLC D-137. Forms must be returned to PSGA Office no later than — 12 NOON, FRIDAY, FEB. 24th r 4 Thursday, February 16,1984 Poetry reading series begins RANGER Club Events A series of five poetry readingsdiscussions featuring published midwestern poets will be held at Parkside beginning Wednesday, Feb. 22. All sessions are free and open to the public, will last for one hour and will be held-in the overlook lounge of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center. The series is funded by a $2,000 grant from the Exxon Corp. Dates, times and poets are: 1 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 22- Ron Wallace, who is currently director of the creative writing program at UW-Madison. Wallace is author of several books, including "Plums, Stones, Kisses & Hooks" and "Tunes for Bears to Dance To." —1 p.m. Wednesday, March 2fy -Cary Waterman, a Minnesota poet; who is an author of three books, including "Dark Lights the Tiger's Tail: Poems for Children and Adults." Waterman has been involved in numerous poetry readings and workshops and has been reviewed by the "South Dakota Review" and has published work in the "American Poetry Review." 1 p.m. Sunday, April 8-Janet Shaw, a Madison poet whose works include "Bone Structure," "Feeding Time" and "How to Walk on Water." —2 p.m. Thursday, April 26- Philip Dacey, who is author of se veral books including "The Boy Under the Bed," "How $ Escaped the Labyrinth," and "Gerard Manley Hopkins Meets Whitman in Heaven." 1 p.m. Wednesday, May 2- Kelly Cherry, who is writer-in-residence and an English professor at UW-Madison. Cherry is author of seven books and has been reviewed in "Book Forum," "Esquire" and the "Christian Science Monitor." Her books include "Relativity" and "In the Wink of an Eye." For more information call Parkside's Humanities Division at 553- 2331. Ranger needs writers irff University of Wisconsin-Parkside UW-PAC UW-PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators) will meet on Wednesday, Feb. 22 in Molinaro 109. We will be discussing Winter Carnival, the upcoming Milwaukee Brewer trip and methods to increase membership. Re-orders for those trendy UW-PAC T-shirts will also be taken at this meeting. All are welcome and encouraged to attend. Scholarships accepted More than $8,000 in funds supporting student scholarships and instruction at Parkside was accepted Feb. 10 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $4,850 from the Kenosha Foundation, a group of lo cal philanthropists, to be used for scholarships for students who are residents of Kenosha County. The money was the second part of a gift from the Foundation totalling $9,700. The Regents also accepted a grant of $2,500 from S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc. in support of instruction and research using Parkside's scanning electron microscope; $257 from multiple donors for assessment of needs of gifted and talented students and for a campus reading forum; and $600 from multiple donors to be used for scholarships for students majoring in labor and industrial relations and in dramatic arts. Sri Lanka talk Human rights violations in Sri Lanka will be the topic of a free public lecture by geography professor Chelvadurai Manogaran at 2 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 17 in Union 104. Manogaran, a native of Sri Lanka, a small island nation south of India, said systematic represssion of some minority groups in Sri Lanka is occurring through social, economic and agricultural discrimination. Manogaran visited Sri Lanka last year to collect data on economic topics. He holds a master's degree from Clark University and a PhD from Southern Illinois University, both in geography. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) has been invited by The Wisconsin Society of Professional Engineers to tour the engineering laboratories at Snap-On Tools on Wednesday, Feb. 22. Students interested in attending are to meet at the guard station at Smap-On at 6 p.m. An optional dinner will follow. Psychology Club Attention psychology majors! How are you feeling about the courses you are currently enrolled in? Have your courses in the past provided you with challenging and stimulating learning opportunities? Do you know where you're headed with your psychology degree and. why you're taking the classes you are in? Are you wondering whether or not you are doing what you should in order to achieve your goal in the psychology field? If you find yourself thinking about these issues or if you have other questions, we will be discussing these at the next Psychology Club meeting. The meeting will be held on Monday, Feb. 20 in Molinaro 311 at 1 p.m. DPMA DPMA (Data Processing Management Association) has been notified that Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co., a strong recruiter of Parkside graduates, is looking for some summer interns. Applications for internships must be made by i M 111111111111M111111111111111II11111111 Wednesday, Feb. 29. For more in. formation contact Marty Rheaume DPMA will hold a meeting 0n Wednesday, Feb. 29 in Molinaro 114 at 1 p.m. Gas Co. Internships elections for new officers and an upcoming tour are the meeting agenda items. New and non-members are welcome. Dart Team The UW-PDT will not meet on Friday, Feb. 17. The Dart team will meet on Wednesday, Feb. 22 in Union 207 at 1 p.m. All UWPDT members are encouraged to attend This meeting will feature the Second Annual PSGA Candidates Forum; come and meet your future student leaders. Non-members are welcome to attend. The Dart Team wishes their King good luck at the upcoming Association of College Unions International Regional Tournament to Whitewater. Dr. Who Society The Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet on Saturday, Feb. 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Division episode, most likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. Veterans Organization The next meeting of the Veterans Organization will be held on Monday, Feb. 20 in Molinaro 113 at 1 p.m. We will discuss the 1984-'85 budget and other matters. Bring a friend and come along. 1111111111 n i Classified ads imniii»niiiinii»»»iiiiiimiiiiiniw| Services Offered Distinctive S resumes ,the wiz of thelj printing biz! * S | in sty-prints® & • low cost • cash &| carry • WHILE- | YOU-WAIT printing S ATTN: UW-P students: Surf's up, but our prices are low!! From just $109.00, spend seven fun-filled days in sunny Florida. Call for yourself or organize small groups and travel for free. Great for clubs, too!! 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Personals JENNIE T., My word for this week is "Crazy." Joey. DEER EYES: Can't wait to see you on the ice — soon ! Lap Happy Egyptian. PHYSICAL PLANT: Is it time to rotate stock again? D.K. IS afraid of mice. WHERE'S THE Bleep? In Jackles Lips! I hope SPOO...! I WANTED to take your present and make it my past! Society. SWEETIE:I think about you all the time. It feels so good to do that!! Love Honie. PRETTY STRAWBERRY Blonde, last Friday was terrific. Now I can't stop thinking about you, not that I want to ! From a Daisy Bearer. Continued on page 10 RANGER State Senator John Maurer spoke at Monday's Social Science Round- Faschingfest offers German festivities Faschingfest, an evening of fine food and gemuetlichkeit, returns to Parkside for the fifth year on two consecutive Saturdays, Feb. 25 and March 3, in the Campus Union where a full five-course German meal will be prepared by Parkside's Heidelberg-born chef and costumed German entertainers will provide music and dancing. Fasching, the German equivalent of Mardi Gras, is traditionally observed as a last opportunity for feasting and frivolity before the beginning of Lent. The tradition at Parkside is carried out beginning with a Rhine wine reception at 6 p.m. in the Union Bazaar followed by dinner and entertainment in the dining room. After dinner, the party moves to Union Square, transformed for the event into a German beer hall, for dancing and more entertainment. This year the dinner menu features vorspeisen (appetizers), spinat salad (spinach salad with hot bacon dressing), mushroom dumpling suppe (mushroom dumpling soup), a gemischte platte (combination dinner plate) consisting of schweinkotlet (breaded pork chop), sauerbraten (marinated beef) and Cheddarwurst, along with gemusse (vegetable), bratkartoffle (German fry potatoes), sauerkraut and torte (dessert). Imported German wine will be available with dinner. Dinner entertainment will be provided by German zither player, a traditional accordionist and D'Oberlander Bavarian Folk Dancers of Milwaukee, who also perform novelty folk dances such as the "stick" and "fighter's" dances. The Carl Ratzer German oompah band will play afterward in Union Square where imported German beer will be available. Admission is by advance reservation only at $16.50 per person. Reservations can be made by phone or in person at the Campus Union Information Center (phone 553- 2345) from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday, until 4 p .m. Friday and from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday. Mastercharge is available. Persons making reservations should specify the evening they wish to attend and the number of people in their parties. Previous theme dinners at Parkside, which along with Faschingfest have included Mexican, Greek and Italian fests, have been sell-out affairs. Ranger needs writers Social Srience Ronndtahio 5 Thursday, February 16,1984 Maurer supports revenue sharing by Kari Dixon State Senator John Maurer, member of the Senate Joint Committee on Finance, voiced his support for the politically controversial concept of revenue sharing during Monday's Social Science Roundtable, "Wisconsin's Revenue Sharing- Good or Bad?" Revenue sharing, essentially, would result in a more equitable distribution of funds to the local communities based on a mathematical formula that computes the fiscal needs of local governments. "The formula used to compute the need would not change under revenue sharing," Maurer said, "just the numbers in the formula." The question of how these funds will be returned to the local governments is a question that Maurer feels will be an important issue during the next budget. "There is a debate going on in both houses about whether these funds should be returned in cash or as a tax credit," he said. High school art displayed in theater « Some 85 art works by students from 11 Kenosha and Racine high schools will be on display during the third annual High School Invitational Exhibit at Parkside's Communication Arts Gallery from Sunday, Feb. 19 through Tuesday March 6. An opening reception for high school students, their teachers and the general public will be held in the gallery from 1 to 4 p.m. on Feb. 19 and will include refreshments and tours of Parkside's art facilities. Regular gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. High schools participating in the show are, in Kenosha, Tremper, Bradford, Reuther Alternative and St. Joseph's; and, in Racine, William Horlick, J. I. Case, Washington Park, Walden II, Lutheran, St. Catherine's and Prairie School. Art works for the show, which is being hosted by the Parkside art discipline, were selected by area high school art teachers from student works representing a variety of media and styles. The works were chosen for the show based on originality and craftsmanship. The show is designed to recognize the varied creative achievements of the many talented student artists in local high school art education programs. The show will continue into March, which has been designated National Youth Art Month. Maurer said that Wisconsin is number three in the nation in terms of the amount of funds that are returned to the local governments. In funding returned to the public school system, it is 38th. "Maybe it is time that we paid more attention to the public schools," he said. Out of every dollar in Wisconsin, Maurer said, 76 cents goes to local governments, 12 cents goes to the UW system and 12 cents goes to the state government. "I sincerely feel that we need the university system," Maurer said. "It helps to train people to work with industry." Maurer maintained that remarks made earlier by Governor Earl about two systems, Madison and the rest of the UW schools, were made without thinking. "Tony is a good governor, but he tries to make everyone feel good," Maurer said. "Let me assure you (faculty) that you have the support of the state legislature," he said. Maurer, a senator from the 22nd district, has been in the Senate since 1975, and is up for re-election this year. While a member of the Senate, he has served as the majority caucus chairperson. "The purpose of the caucus is to form partisan viewpoints on issues," he explained. As a member of the Senate Building Commission, Maurer deals with issues that affect Parkside, and the commission recently granted Parkside a new boiler system. "Parkside is served very well and has someone looking out for it with me in the Senate," he concluded. Exceptional Management Opportunities or exceptional College Grads (and those who are soon to be) CURRENT OPPORTUNITIES: • NUCLEAR ENGINEERING • BUSINESS MANAGEMENT • AVIATION • LAW • MEDICINE • INTELLIGENCE • CIVIL ENGINEERING • SHIPBOARD OPERATIONS Sign up for an interview in the Career Placement Office Interviews will be held in the Placement Office 10m 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM on February 21, 1984. V Get Responsibility Fast. 6 Thursday, February 16,1984 RANGER Exclusive interview: Ranger talks to Two weeks ago in the Ranger, students were asked, "Who is the chancellor and what does he do?" The answers ranged from "I know nothing about the guy" to "He lives in an ivory tower, accessible only by a hidden stairway and elevator." Last week Ranger Editor Ken Meyer and News Editor Jennie Tunkiewicz interviewed chancellor Alan Guskin to pose the same question to him. But first, a little background.... Born in Brooklyn on March 22, 1937, Guskin received his B.A. in Psychology from Brooklyn College, a commuter college quite like Parkside. He attended the University • of Michigan as a graduate student of Social Psychology until 1961 when he and his wife, Judith, joined the Peace Corps, which they were instrumental in establishing. He later returned to the University of Michigan, receiving his PhD in 1968. Before coming to Parkside, Guskin served as acting president of Clark University in Worcester, Mass. He assumed the position of Chancellor of UW-Parkside on Sept. 1, 1975, succeeding the late Irvin G. Wyllie, who had headed the university since it was founded. Q: What did you think of the student survey asking who you are and what you do? A: I thought that was terrific. I enjoyed that. Q: Could you explain exactly what the job of chancellor entails? A: The job of chancellor is, in one sense, all-encompassing. But it could probably be divided up into different kinds of activities. Being the chief executive officer of a public university within a system has certain characteristics. The one key thing is the relationship I have with the system. I'm responsible for educating them (the system), about the university, responding to their questions and presenting what the university is all about. Another important activity is the relationship between the university and local legislators. (I'm also) involved in all kinds of local committees and subcommittees. The external work is basically a number of different kinds. One is presenting the university to the public. Another one is responding to the public's interest. It's presenting the universty to the external "I'm responsible for educating (the system) about the university, responding to their questions, and presenting what the university is all about." constituencies, whatever they may be. Internally, the primary responsibility is to basically make sure that the university is moving in certain directions that we've all agreed it should move. That direction is very much what I'm responsible for. I don't do very much of the dayto- day work of t he university. People think what I do is shuffle a lot of papers, and the truth is I don't do very much of that. You have assistant chancellors and a vice chancellor and they're responsible for the day-to-day work. In fact, the,university on a day-to-bay basis would run with me here or without? me here. If I've done a good job as chancellor, it'll run without me. If I haven't done such a good job, then it might need me more on a day-today basis. Where I earn my keep, if you will, is in pulling those people together- the key people in the university. Sometimes it's dealing with the faculty, sometimes it's dealing with the administration, in making sure the thrust is consistent. Every now and then, because of the complex organization with 500 staff people, you can get people moving in different directions and you have to pull them back in, try to analyze and work with people, try to stimulate people to remember what our mission is, what our responsibilities are to the community, what our responsibilities are to the students, and so on. And a lot of that is reinforced through the budget. If there's one key thing I'm responsible for internally, it is the development of the budget. I don't do all the work in all of the areas...but, in effect, the policies that affect how the budget is allocated are something I'm very intimately involved with because that's how you create direction of the university-through the implementation of a budget. "There's a humanity on this campus that is just pleasing... and that wasn't here when I came." Q: How do you view studies of universities, such as the recent California State University study that labeled Parkside "adequate" while rating some other UW campuses more favorably and some less favorably? A: That's a silly study. I justtalked to somebody in Madison, a professor of higher education who has the actual document from which those things were taken, and it doesn't list the criteria even there. So nobody knows what went into it to come up with these fancy numbers. And few people know this guy (who did the study). The publication was published by him--it wasn't published by a regular publisher. Though he claims, and I'm not being critical of the guy, to have been doing this for a number of years. It's biased to favor big universities and I'm opposed to that for many reasons, not just because of Parkside. It you want to take ten studies, you'll come up with ten different results. It all depends on what criteria you put into it. But what I object to is it violates the conception of liberal arts education. Liberal arts education has nothing to do with having courses that cover every area. The only thing he is quoted as saying in the Milwaukee Journal article is that he thinks quality is determined in a particular area-I think he used political science, I'm not sure-by saying that you have to cover every aspect in political science in order to have a quality political science program at the undergraduate level. That's not true. You don't have to have a lot of courses as an undergraduate. What you have to do, what the purpose is of an undergraduate education, is not the accumulation of knowledge across large numbers of areas. What it is, is a way of thinking about a field. I know the University of Michigan pretty well. I'd rank Parkside and Green Bay, just to name two, at least as good and probably better than the undergraduate education at the University of Michigan Ann Arbor. Ann Arbor is not known for being an undergraduate university. Nor are any of the other big universities in this country. Now sometimes you get a good education, but the first two years you get teaching assistants. In a small university, undergraduates really tend to do much better than in these large universities, which are primarily re- * I lilt! "Even if you're incredibly successful...you're still wrong a certain percentage of the time." search and doctoral-oriented. Those of us in higher education giggle when we see those kinds of (studies). First of all, there's no way to measure quality, quantitively. You can't use numbers to get at what happens between faculty and students in a university. People who try to do that, I think, fall short. Q: When do you hope to fill the vacant vice chancellor position? A: The last person comes in the 21st of February and we will make a decision within a few days after. So by the end of February, we'll have a vice chancellor, hopefully, if everything goes well in terms of negotiations. Q: When will that person take over? A: July 1. It'll become public when the individual accepts, obviously, not when I make the decision. Sometimes things take longer in negotiations; people have to come and look around. That will be done very quietly. Q: What is Parkside's mission, its direction? A: There are three basic directions which we've followed ever since the 1975-76 planning year. I believe in those and we follow them religiously. They're pretty general, but they're very important. The three basic missions we agreed too-first, was the mission of the institution; second, is the issue of excellence; and third, is the issue of community outreach. Basically the faculty and administration in 1975-76 we nt through a planning year. What the faculty did basically, is it took the mission of the university-it's about three pages long, the official mission passed by the Regents in 1974-and reinterpreted it for this university at this moment in time. And they interpreted it so that, in effect, we are a university that's a liberal arts and science university which offers professional programs. That's a significant statement because what we say is that all the professional programs must be based on a strong liberal arts and RANGER 7 Thursday, February 16,1984 Chancellor Guskin about Parkside "To be honest, I wish that at times I didnt hurt people as much as I did...but I have responsibility. " T' " - science base. It's a key issue. The key to the professional programs is to make sure that we have a comprehensive array of programs so we can serve the people of Kenosha and Racine because our students for the most part come here because they don't have choices to make to go elsewhere, or they choose to do other things like work as well as go to school, or start a family as well as go to school. So they really don't have the option to go elsewhere; therefore we have to have engineering, we have to have a nursing program, we have to have medical technology...a broad array of programs. The key is that they're all based on a strong liberal arts and science base. I feel very strongly about making sure that that base is maintained, even sometimes if there are no students or very few students in the area. Another key priority is excellence. By this I mean a teacher's style model, that all faculty must do research as well as teach, that research and teaching are one and the same. And also make sure our faculty are very high quality faculty, which means that tenure decisions are very difficult decisions. In terms of students, there's the Collegiate Skills which came out of that priority. The recent admissions proposal which is now going through the Academic Policies Committee is consistent with that. And also our attempts to increase the quality of environment for students. And then community outreach, which is the third important priority of the university. We do an enormous amount of community outreach with the Kenosha Unified School District, with Racine, with hospitals and businesses and so on. (We're) becoming what I see as the educational, cultural center of Kenosha and Racine. Those are the three priorities of the university. If you look at how we allocate the budget, there's not many dollars. More than eighty percent of our budget is personnel, so we don't have that much flexibility. But if you look at the flexibility—the way we allocate it-it's almost invariably tied to those three. When We allocate it, it must be justified in terms of those three. Now those are pretty broad priorities, but they're directional and my job is to make sure that we follow them. My job isn't to worry about every thing that goes on. People think I worry about every little detail. Sometimes I do worry about details but not very often I wish I didn't, but I do. Q: What are some of these recent details? A: I think one issue that I spent more time on, and I think this one I would justify as being important and I'm interested in it-is creating the micro-computer laboratory in the library. I have an interest in libraries; I give speeches nationally on the role of computers in the library, so I have a knowledge and an interest in it. So I really, if you would, played a more significant role in that decision than I typically would play in an individual decision. There are some things that I'm not going to talk about that I wish I was not involved in but I was. But that happens from time to time. As I always say, if you're right threequarters of the time, you're incredibly successful. But that means you're wrong a quarter of the time. So even if you're incredibly successful- and I'm not saying that I amyou're still wrong a certain percentage of the time. Like every other human being, I wish that I hadn't done some things. Q: Starting your ninth year as chancellor, how do you view Parkside now from when you came here in September 1975? What have been major changes, both good and bad? A: That's a difficult question. I'm very positive about many things-all the major things that have happened. Not everything happened exactly as I thought...but it all happened in the same direction. I had no knowledge about Parkside when I came. Parkside was not "I don't do very much of the day to day work of the university. " "You can't use (studies) numbers to get at what happens between faculty and students in a university." well-known as an institution. One is the quality of the faculty. In the last six years, we've hired over 40 percent of the faculty. And I think it's a superb faculty. I'd match our faculty with any faculty teaching undergraduate students in the state. It's superb in terms of quality in standards used in the profession, which are typically more researchoriented, but they're also very dedicated to students and to teaching. Another thing that's very, very critical is something that we had two vice chancellor candidates come in and say that they were impressed with-and what I'm so proud of-how civil people are, how decent people are with each other, particularly the faculty. That is not common for higher education. There's civility, there's a humanity on this campus that is just pleasing. It's a pleasure, and that wasn't here when I came. I'm proud of that. And again, I can't create that. All I can do is help enable things to happen. I don't want to belittle my role, I mean I play a key role in facilitating, but how do you make people civil to each other? You don't, (but) you can help reinforce it. I'm also very proud of the way we relate to the communities. The university was founded by people in this area. They paid for the land. It's unique. Green Bay's the same. People literally bought the land and gave it to the unversity to build the campus. There's a large number of faculty who are out there working in schools. We have scientists who have national reputations who work with elementary and junior high school teachers. And that's unheard of in institutions, it just doesn't happen and our people do it and they enjoy doing it. And other people are doing it besides scientists. I think we've filled out as a campus. We have started to become whole. When I first came I thought that -to make an analogy to a human being-we had the clothes that were given to us and we were growing into them; and the clothes were a little big for us in the early days of the institution. The University of Wisconsin is a very special pla;ce, and we're a part of the University of Wisconsin. That's very important. We've always had a sense of quality. That's a tough thing to grow into for a young institution, and we've grown into it. I think that analogy is very apt-we've grown into the clothes we were given by the University of Wisconsin. Q: With all the growing that Parkside had to do, do you remember any growing pains? A: Well, I'm still going to remain here for a while, so I don't want to go over some things that I would rather not have experienced. When the time comes for me to look back .and I'm leaving, then I'll tell you about those things. There are some things I wish hadn't happened, but that's life. To be very honest, in the last four years there's nothing of significance. To be honest I wish that at times I didn't hurt people as much as I did. That's always difficult for me because we had to make a lot of decisions about people back in 1976- 77... I don't like to hurt people but I have responsibility. So there are a lot of decisions like that that you wish you could have done a different way. I didn't see other ways of doing it, or maybe I just wasn't smart enough to see another way of doing it, but I didn't. But the results are such that I would do them all over again I don't regret any of the major decisions I made. I think they were really in the right direction. I think I had to make the final key decisions in those first couple of years, but none of them were made by myself. I had a lot of advice and a lot of people were involved. I think we filled out as a campus, 9 9 So It GOPS Winter Carnival: it 's a bore Once Ober Easy There are always a couple of reminders about the place that spring is just around the corner. One is that the swallows return. Another is that Ranger Hall turns the heat back on. But if, for one reason or another, both of these fail to convince there's always Winter Carnival. Winter Carnival is a wonderful event. Normally it consists of half the clubs on campus competing in vigorous intellectual competition. Things like hula ball, jello slurping and the ever-popular rock throw. You know the kind of thing. Mind-bendingly contrived activities guaranteed to be stimulating to all but the most evolved Cro-Magnon man. Now you know why the communication club does so well? Described by an informed source as "A bunch of bimbos racing around on roller skates accompanied by a large wheel that looked more like a spider in heat," the PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators. Get it?) float was one of the half dozen or so that made their way majestically up (or is it down?) the hallway connecting the Union, Molinaro and the Main Concourse. I guess that area's got some official kind of name but for the moment, let's just call it "rosebud." The procession of assorted carts, roller skates and the odd wheelchair was quite incredible to behold. The anthropologists dressed up in skins and made a surprisingly realistic showing as a group of demi-human, seml- mtelligent, flea-ridden cave-men. No, on second thought, it wasn't that surprising. But before I am accused of being biased, I must say that the Ranger's float itself was not much to cheer about. I guess our wonderful News Editor dressed up a bunch of our wonderful photographers as bozos. At least she didn't have to spend too much money on make-up. * * * * * * * * * * Another yearly harbinger of spring is Parkside's very own student government elections. Parkside student government, for those of you who are mercifully uninformed, is a rag-tag group of misfits and social outcasts that manages to rule the student body with an iron kleenex. The elections, which annually bring out a throng of about two percent of the voting population, provide students with the democratic ripht. to vote for half a TV or not TV That is the question by Dick Oberbruner dozen senatorial hopefuls running for nine seats. Oh yes. The candidates also get to vote for themselves; The presidential race itself gives us a little more choice. Here we have maybe ten people running for the same seat. What dedication. What selflessness. That reminds me of something. If any candidates need a campaign manager, my services are for hire I work cheap. By way of experience, I cite my successful bid in last year s senatorials. It has been variously described as the biggest waste of time in Parkside's history (though I think the founding of the communications club lays claim to that coveted title) and as the only thing that got some people to vote. Whatever you care to think of my tactics, they worked Beaten only by the enigmatic Chrissie "Where do ya keep two watermelons?" Hammelev, my supporters turned out in droves. With a rallying cry of "Vote for Kovalic...or he'll shoot your dog," we got the second highest tally of all nine candidates. 'A vote for X is a vote for truth/honesty/integrity' was replaced by 'Vote Kovalic — h e's no more incompetent than the rest of them.' I put a poster next to a poster of each presidential candidate. My platform was based on reducing the ten commandments to five or so (coveting thy neighbor's wife was first on the list). To be sure, it was a brief, shining moment. * * * * * * * * * * One last note on Winter Carnival: due to the incredible foresight of the winter carnival committee the whole activity was scheduled for the 'thaw' season which means that the 'Snow Sculpture' event is now entitled 'Slush Sculpture.' Also, jello slurping was cancelled this year. It was deemed too intellectual. DESTINY (ABC) — Dustin continues his rubbing of Crystal. Oxford (her father) disapproves of their love and fires a Molotov into his shanty. He would rather see Rex marry Crystal and inherit the family toasted almond fortune. Sheila (Oxford's wife) is collecting lovers in a world-wide solo flight in her ultralight. Crystal discovers her mother's undoing through microscopic study of greasy fingerprints on a postcard sent from Athens, describing the marks as those of a "well built mechanic." THE KICK-ASS SQUAD (NBC) - Beefeater slouches at the way his compadres lack enthusiasm. Undaunted, he robs a playground of private school children, giving KAS the cash to fly to the Amazon for training. En route, Scarnose (the plane) develops engine problems and they crash-land on an uncharted Caribbean island. The natives become restless, having their runway construction interrupted. Squad Captain Harley designs a fort using Scarnose, and KAS takes the island in the name of America. (Part one of many.) CAMPUS (UWP) — Administrative power ploy finds advisors making student decisions concerning alcohol. "Dry campus" idea awakens student body. Protests, petitions and sit-ins are staged. The Union is closed for three weeks. Resurrection of student power turns entire campus onto oblivious rights. Student leaders pleased to see student participation. T Whey Choi... The way Chinese food ought to be.. WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. IMAGE F ast A ffordable D elicious Whey Chai Chinese Kesteuranf Chinese Restaurant RACINE 400 Main St. 633-8000 ZION 2683 Sheridan Rd. 312-746-3003 KENOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 COUPON $1.00 off on our Sizzling Dishes wifh Parkside I.D. (at Racine Whey Chai only) VALID UN TIL F EB. 2 2, 1984 FRI f c k i 7 _ MOVE ilMTO Tk flJTURE wiik vs ONE LOUSY LIFE (CBS) - Bridget has Angst, and Hoss knows she found him through computer date match. Rev. Scardill takes Meg to the monastery after her embarrasing offer to spend a night on the town. Brent refuses shock treatment for an irritating mosquito bite. Jeffrey the sheep dog remains in psychotherapy, unsure of his species. TARNISH (ICK) - Angela has the quote of the day when she is nipped in' the toes by a scorpion while sunbathing. Sid's first cousin's uncle's grandmother's Hitler-like attitude toward lineage has the whole family gasping for air. Aerial has a conflict in flight plans. Should he visit Angela in the Bahamas or scoff at Bruce for disturbing Susan (Aerial's ex) during her hemoglobin finals? His love for Susan is like Bruce's love for Amoleance, a soft spoken waitress at an all-night truck stop. SHADY BLEND (BOO) - Glenda legally changes her name to Microb, to be current. Her new wave approach disturbs her grandparents, just released from the state pen for prohibition murders. Artie tells Poppo that being a class clown won't get him committed. Dusty's letter to her favorite rock star results in a scheduled concert at Shady Blend. Her father is incensed at such a notion, so he buys out the record company. YOUNG DOCTOR YOUNG (ARG) Dr. Young and Connie have it out in the living room. Zelda the maid is flabbergasted. Gardo (the butler) attempts to split pea soup. Baby Stewart takes a plunge down the hamper chute and discovers Gardo's original hairpiece. His embarrassment equals her disgust in front of him, her and it. CHOWCHILLA (SPL!) - Natalie's wild downtown shopping spree disturbs a bag lady. The vagrant pops a tire on the Fleetwood, but realizes that the artichoke hearts hanging from the rear view mirror were her long"lost granddaughter. Wally s tonsillectomy ruins his kissing abilities for life. Sammy chucks his bills while Dot makes new connections. RANGER Ask Dr. Rill 9 Thursday, February 16,198| Malpractice makes perfect by Bill Stougaard Well, the first wave of responses have arrived and as I had hoped, there are a lot of sickos in this here (them thar) university. I would like to thank all the degenerates who have written. I couldn't do it without you. Here now is a sampling of the letters I've received. Hey Dr. Bill, I'm a person who loves the Beatles. Most people I know cut them down. What am I supposed to do? Signed, A Beatles Fan Dear Fan, Who are the Beatles? Hey Scumboid, Where do you get off calling yourself a doctor? I happen to know that you flunked out of grade school. You're no more a doctor than I am. You deserve to be drawn and quartered, stretched on the rack, and then tortured. Signed, On To You P.S. My girlfriend doesn't understand me. What should I do? Dear On To You, I did too graduate from grade school. They could never back up their claims about those exam scores, or the Girl Scout Jamboree. P.S. Try barking at her. Dear Dr. Bill, I saw your picture in the Ranger and 1 think you are really cute. How can I get to know you better and if I do, will you be worth it? Sincerely, A1 "Beefcake" Bradford Dear Cakes, You obviously have some modicum of smarts Too bad it is housed in the body of a nimnil. Dear Dr. Bill, I'm a very popular person, or at least I was, I just got in a bad fire and lost most of my hair. I'm afraid that now no one will like me. What should 1 do? Signed, M.J. Dear M.J., Master your grief. Time heals all wounds. The first step is always the hardest. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You must confront your own demons, Grasshopper. Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. A days without orange juice is like a day without sunshine. Incidentally, you have very feminine handwriting. Dear Dr. Bill, What is the meaning of life? Why do people die? What does it all mean? Is the moon eally made of cheese? Where do butterflies go when it's raining? Is Burt ever going to marry Sally? What are your psychic predictions for '84? Who won the 1974 Super Bowl? Who are you going to vote for in the fall? Is the market going to fall out under cordless telephones? What about the baby fur seals? Which is a good brand of microwave ovens? Do we have the technology to manufacture human life? Is Di pregnant again? What size underwear do you wear? Is Boy George bi? What things cause cancer? How many eggs does the Brazil- Campus coffee supply grinds to a halt The Funny Paper Caper 'an freckle spider lay in one sitting? Do you get high? Where is New Jersey? How much wood can a woodchuck upchudk? Are we there yet, Dadd^? Whats your middle name? When should an infant go on solid food? Are you going to print this letter? Who cuts your hair? Signed, Curious Dear Curious, um...What? Oh...sorry. I was a million miles away. Would you run that by me again? Dear Dr. Bill, I would like to thank you for the help you gave me in the past. I wrote you years ago asking how I could make a name for myself and become famous. Well, I took your suggestion and now everyone knows me. Thanks again. Signed, Chuck Manson by Nick Thome Parkside prides itself on its fine administrative system. Our administration has instituted many policies to protect the unwary students from themselves. The administration forms committees to consider what they believe to be viable student issues and then, after the committee comes up with a ludicrous idea, the administration institutes it as a new policy. The school has been graced with yet another new committee, The Committee to Control Compulsive Caffeine Consumers. The committee has met only once thus far, but it has come up with many new and innovative ways to deal with the coffee consumer who just has to have one more cup. The committee read a report that said 99.6% of all mass murderers had consumed one or more cups of coffee at some time in the previous ten years of their lives. This report has led the committee to recommend the following policies be enacted. Policy One: All students who intend to consume coffee on campus must fill out a caffeine users' psychological surI'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE ' Reductio and Absurdium NEXT WEEK: NO FOWL PUNS/ vey. The survey will be used to separate the hard core java junkies from the occasional caffeine thrill seekers. Policy Two: Students who successfully complete the survey will be issued a caffeine consumers' control ration card. This card would allow the bearer to purchase up to two cups of coffee per day. However, you may not buy more than one cup every three hours. Policy Three: No student under nineteen years of age may consume coffee, unless they have a signed parental consent form on file. Policy Four: Any caffeine-bearing substance may only be consumed by the original purchaser. Policy Five: Large coffee cups (12 oz.) will be discontinued and only the smaller cups may be purchased on campus. The committee will meet next week to discuss the caffeine in Coke. They feel this may be another area that they can investigate. Only for the good of the students, of course. Alice in Dairyland by Sarah Uhlig Applications are now available for Wisconsin's 1984-85 Alice in Dairyland position. To be eligible, you must be a Wisconsin residence between 18 and 30 years of age as of June 1. The woman chosen will be contracted to provide public relations and promotional services for the Department of Agriculture, Trade, and Consumer Protection, travel extensively throughout Wisconsin and the nation promoting Wisconsin agricultural products. Serve as official hostess at many state and national functions. Assist in a variety of promotional programs. , Participate in radio and television programs and press interviews at state, national, and international level. The woman chosen for this position will be compensated $14,000 annually, plus travel expenses. Applications may be obtained by contacting Wisconsin Dept. of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection, P.O. Box 8911, Madison, WI 53708 or by calling (608) 266- 7171. The deadline to apply is .. Mvch?. v . . f 10 Thursday, February 16,1984 RANGER Study Abroad The Streets of London Psvcho Babble First encounter by Tony Rogers Feature Editor's Note: Tony Rogers recently spent a semester on UW-Platteville's study-abroad program in London. The following is a continuation on the series designed to give others a view of the program itself, as well as life in Europe in general. London, more than anything else^is a city of contrasts. Walk down one street and you'll see the business district, filled with stout English gentlemen toting black umbrelllas and wearing long coats and bowler hats. Go down another road and you'll find exclusive shops with designer clothes, Rolls- Royce limos and middle-aged women wearing minks. Traverse yet another avenue and you'll hear punk rock booming out of alleyways, you'll see punks with pink mohawks, mods on bikes and skinheads. You'll find record stores with music you've never heard of, and ^hops with funky used clothes. Many of the city's contrasting styles can be found in Covent Garden, one of my favorite "haunts" in London. This isn't a garden in the traditional "flower and plant" sense; rather it is an area of the city filled with a huge variety of shops, businesses and places to eat. Covent Garden proper is basically a large open-air market. Street performers-mimes, magicians, musicians and dancers-entertain here, and if you arrive at the right time of day you can see the traditional Punch and Judy puppet show which has been performed here for hundreds of years. There is a nice, variety of walk-in shops and several pubs as well. If you are hungry for some American food, Mr. Rockwell's American Diner can be found here; it's inexpensive, but one of the few places in the city where you can get a really good hamburger. Heading away from the center of Covent Garden there are more shops. Some are expensive and high-class, and some, like the 'Flip' used clothes store, are cheap, new wave and terribly interesting. 'Flip' is run by punks-it's like an old warehouse with music blasting inside. Here you can find an incredible selection of army surplus jackets, flannel shirts from the states, worn jeans and, of course, studded leather belts. You'll see punks, skins and mods all shopping here. This is a fascinating place just to sit and watch. If you're a culture vulture, you'll never get bored by London. The National Festival Hall on the banks of the Thames River is regularly host to world-renowned symphony orchestras. Also located here is the National Theater, where non-commercial theatrical productions are staged, and the National Film Theater, where a fascinating selection of films from all over the world are screened. At night this is a wonderful spot; stand out on the banks of the Thames and you can see across the river to Westminster Abbey and the House of Parliament, which are spectacularly lit. The Museum of London, aside from being a fine museum chronicling the city's history, houses the Barbican, another excellent cultural center. There are ongoing art exhibits in the galleries, and it is here that the Royal Shakespeare Company performs, a must see for Shakespeare lovers. For nightlife, London boasts an astounding array of nightclubs, discos, punk bars, gay bars and any- BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: AFTER MIDNIGHT (TOP 40) Friday, February 17 8:30 pm - 12:30 am PONY EXPRESS Saturday, February 18 8:30 pm - 12:30 am All bar drinks & beer $1.00 Wednesday, February 22 MAINSTREAM (TOP 40) Special Alabama Slammers 50* 11:30 pm - 12:30 am 632-0724 2915 Romayne Ave. Off Rapids Dr., Racine §Plf2 <J onz thing else you'd care to think of. One of the trendiest places in town right now is a disco called the Batcave where the 'gothic punks' hang out. (Gothic punks, if you're wondering, tend to look very much like 'The Munsters.') For the more chic discos like the Hippodrome, you have to be dressed extremely well to get in, and your wallet must be extremely well padded to stay in. There are several things that you absolutely must do while in London. First, you must eat fish and chips, preferably at one of the walk- in places. There is simply nothing like English fish and chips-it puts Arthur Treacher's to shame. Second, you must go to an English pub (there are thousands in London) and have a pint, or several, of Guinness, a dark, thick Irish beer which loses something when it is exported to America. Pubs are a great place just to sit and watch the English. You can really get a feel for the country and the people here, and you might even be lucky enough to meet some of the natives. Go to some concerts; London is the birthplace of so much of contemporary music, it would be a shame not to go and see why. See some plays; they are cheap, and there are lots of them. Ride the tube and rub shoulders with Londonners- English, Indians, Chinese, Africans, West Indians, et al. Get used to the subcultures: punks, skins, rastafarians-they are part of the color and atmosphere of this city. Learn something about them and all the English. More than anything, wander the city. Your feet will tire but you'll never get bored, and there is no better way to know London than by walking its streets. by Rick Luehr "I don't believe it," thought Samuels. "I'm going to be the first human being to ever meet an alien creature face to face." He had been chosen for this honor because he was the first person to receive a message from the Halkans. He was manning the radio console aboard the star cruiser "Defiant" when the message came through. "Attention, Earth ship," the transmission began, "we have been monitoring your planet for many of your years, and have decided that we shall now allow a meeting between our two races." The excitement was tremendous. Scientists clamored to find out all they could about the Halkan race. And the Halkans were very happy to cooperate. They transmitted pictures of themselves, their cities and anything else the Earth scientists wanted to know. The Halkans were glad to give the Earth any information they desired. After many months of heated debate, the decision was made. The Earth Directorate would allow a on meeting to take place. It was decided that the best person to go would be the first person to have had any contact of any kind with the aliens. And that was Samuels. The Earth ship and the Halkan cruiser drew nearer. "Soon I'll make history," thought Samuels. "I'll be famous." Visions of ticker tape parades and ceremonial dinners flashed into his mind. The ships finally docked. The door opened. "This is it," Samuels said to himself. He stepped through and stood in the Halkan ship. There he saw the Halkan representative standing. Waiting. The Halkan was basically humanoid in appearance. There were a few differences, most noticeably the larger mouth, and the absence of a visible nose. The Halkan smiled. Samuels walked up so that he was standing two feet away from the alien. He extended his hand. "On behalf of the population of Earth, I graciously offer my friendship." The Halkan looked for a moment, extended his hand, grabbed Samuels around the neck and ate him. Classified ads Continued from page 4 ARE you really swift? 11111111 n 111111 MARK, Fram. WINE AND dine me with Veal Medallions with lemons and I'm all yours, sweetie pie. I love you, John. Kiff-a-rue. MILTON FRIEDMAN: the Utility Maximization Defense, think so jerry? WANTED: AN economist with a mind of my own. Ronald. SPOO...IIN you hair! Mr. Fabu- Do it with Style! Heileman's Old Style. Fully Kraeusened, with pure spring water and the best ingredients for that great clean, crisp taste Whatever you do. make it worthwhile -make it Old Style. lous. POOPERS: $100 each: Please!!! I'll turn Muslem. Looking Better. WOULD THE woman who called the Ranger office on Monday looking for Nick and a short-term physical relationship, please call Tuesday at noon? PITTY PAT: How can you be so insensitive to our medicinal nip on occasion? It will be an uneventful semester, I can tell. MOLLY: 1 won't tell anyone about what Pitty Pat does to her hair if you don't. POOP-STAIN: How 'bout whipping Wall Street? PITTY-PAT: Riding to the Joffrey H performance with you and Molly gave the evening a certain error of distinction. In other words, "yaaahoo," here come the bumpkins to the ballet!! Yup, it was definitely a night to remember! EMI: ILY, "yes." R.A. BOB A.: Happy 21st Birthday! Saturday night at Park Avenue!! Love. E.R. MR. M.: I know who enjoyed the train ride more than me! Hotel Susie. BLANCHE: YOU'LL just have to control those wild medicinal nips until the semester's over. You had your chance. It's too LATE!! MOLLY: DON'T get too crazy in the first half of the semester isn't even over yet. I'm not prepared to deal with a nervous breakdown. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Karen! D.J. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jeff W.! D.J. A BIG thanks to all my good friends for the wonderful party and all the good times! I may be older, but damn I'm loved! K.e.n... BRUCEE & Nataliee: I may not be the biggest Arnonee in the world, but it, sufe is durablee. RANGER WEEK OF 25% OFF Chocolate Malted Outstanding Wrestler at the Wheaton Invitational for two years in a row. His record is 40 wins and 60 losses. Fencers practice hard for upcoming meet. win was his first collegiate victory. On Saturday, Feb. 18 the Ranger duelists will host a five-team meet at 10:30 a.m. in the main gym. The Rangers will fence off with Michigan State, Minnesota, Illinois- Champaign and Lawrence U. Admission is free to the general public. Wrestlers pin ninth straight by Paul Roth Parkside scored its ninth-straight wrestling victory defeating Chicago State 28-17 Thursday night in the Parkside Fieldhouse. 118 pounder Jerril Grover started the win out with a forfeit. Mike Vania wrestling at 126 pounds showed his all-american status by beating CSU's Ron Holmes by a convincing 15-2 score. At 134 pounds, Matt Kluge also received a forfeit to give Parkside an early 17-0 lead. 142 pounder Mike Winter controlled his opponent lorn Carey and came away with a 6-0 victory. Freshman 150 pounder, Mark Dubey again came away with a victory over CSU's Aaron Meeks by a score of 8-2. Closing out the Ranger scoring was 177 pounder Ted Keyes who dominated his opponent Lydell Moore 14-0. The victory upped the Parkside season record to 12-2 with only one duel meet against Marquette left. If the Rangers can beat Marquette it will complete the most successful duel meet season they have ever had. Three Parkside wrestlers claimed championships, including Mike Vania. He was named the meet's outstanding wrestler. Saturday as the Rangers finished third in the prestigious 46th annual Wheaton Invitational. Nineteen teams entered. Mike Vania At 142 pounds, Mike Winter was also very steady in winning his title, Winter also won 4 matches including a 4-1 de cision over Augustana's Scott Grubisick in the finals. Parkside's other champion was 177 pounder. Ted Keyes, who moved his team leading record to 42-6 with a convincing 6-0 victory over Notre Dame's Phil Baty in the finals. Other Ranger wrestlers who placed high in the tournament include 134 pounder, Matt Kluge, who lost a close 5-3 decision to Pat McMahon of Augustana in the finals to place 2nd. Kluge won two matches to get into the finals. ' Yde also placed 2nd. After winning his first two matches to get into the finals, Yde ran into defending NCAA III champion Chris Casey of Augustana and lost a hard fought 6-0 decision. 158 pounder Chris Dickson won three matches and finished forth in a very tough weight class. Grover won 4 matches and lost two in placing 5th. The Rangers now start their national tournament hopes on Friday when they travel to Southern Illinois- Edwardsville to compete in the NCAA III regional. Fencers prepare to host meet by Alex Dumas Junior Bill Thomas led the Ranger fencing team with six wins and three losses. He defeated both Minnesota and Michigan in six straight bouts before dropping three in a row to the Madison Badgers. Parkside's second leading scorer for the day was sophomore John Goetz. Goetz had one victory against Michigan State and two victories against Minnesota. Also scoring for the Rangers were Whitney Harman and John Parnham. Both of their victories were against Minnesota. Parnham's n Thursday, February 16, Uf&t Track National qualifiers by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Almost all of the men on the men's track team are qualifying for nationals. The last meet in DuPage yielded another qualifier. Dan Stublaskie qualified for the NAIA nationals which will be held Feb. 24-25 in Kansas City. He ran the mile run and finished third with 4:15.9. "Dan ran very well and I am pleased he qualified," said Lucian Rosa, coach. Tim Renzelmann also ran well, placing second in the mile. His time was also 4:15. Tim will run the two mile at nationals and Dan will run the one mile. Rich Miller was third in the 880 with a time of 2:00.9. George Kapheim was third in the two mile run, and his time was 9: 15. Kapheim will run the three mile at nationals. "George didn't really run that hard. He did a very good Phy. Ed. courses Continued from 12 iiwoa WUUUUIICU. Renzelmann and Mark Hunt were tied for fourth in the two mile run with 9:21.2. ".The men have been doing well for the indoor season and Dan Stublaski already shaved off 10 seconds on one week. They can only get better," added Rosa. Parkside will run in the UW-Oshkosh Open this Saturday. PARKSIDE U NION 10:00 am - 4:19 p * • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets © Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops * • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs © Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops © Chocolate Jots © Chocolate Peanuts © Chocolate Raisins © Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix ^ © Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls © Carob Raisins © Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio © Red Pistachio @ S panish Peanuts © Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Mike Vania * * * Congratulations * * * Ranger needs sportswriters He said that the reaction of the Faculty Senate was one of "mild irritation, because this didn't come out at APC (Academic Policies Committee) or Faculty Senate." Even so, he says that the program will be implemented and expects a one year delay, from fall 1984 to fall 1985. The second reason that the administration delayed the plan is that the Phy Ed department is currently undergoing a biennial study to determine their funding level. While Shea doesn't foresee any changes in the Phy Ed department that could affect the limit's implementation, Greenbaum said that the study, when completed, "may suggest changes in the program." This is the first time the chancellor has vetoed a policy approved by the Faculty Senate. Shea said that while the Faculty Senate has no recourse but to wait for the administration to impose the restriction, it will eventually be implemented. 12 Thursday, February 16, 1984 Men's basketball Stung by Chicago St RANGER by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Chicago State returned to Parkside Saturday night with revenge in their eyes and their playing skill. Adding to the vengenace were Charles Perry and Darron Brittman, former Parkside students and basketball players. Perry was the game high scorer with 25 points - a nd Brittman had 13 points. However, Chicago's main weapon, All-American center Leonardo Drake, didn't play. He may be out for disciplinary reasons although his coach says it is for a lineup change. Parkside Coach Rees Johnson commented on the game, "It was a disappointing loss because we played them so tough at their place before." Parkside was down 42-25 at the half and the final score was a 85-69 Parkside loss. Chicago came back at the half to play very aggressive basketball and the team just couldn't keep up. "We didn't play as hard as we should. You have to play real aggressive against a time like that," Johnson added. Before this blow-out, the Rangers played UW-Milwaukee and defeated them 72-60. The game started out slowly, but the Ranger picked up the pace later in the game. Milwaukee started out with an early lead which didn't please coach Johnson. He commented, "I was hoping we'd really cream them. It didn't work out that way. We did have a good 12 point spread, but Milwaukee came to play." The Rangers will be playing at home during the upcoming week against Lewis and Loras. "Lewis is really a fine team. We're very seriously considering toWomen out do Purdue by Robb Luebr Last Tuesday, Feb. 7, the Rangers of Noreen Goggin put on a basketball clinic at the Physical Education Building. No, this wasn't a special event, just a game; but what a game. The Rangers broke away from a 40-36 halftime lead and coasted to an 85-68 victory over Purdue-Calumet. £ "This was a good one to get down; we needed to have this one," coach Goggin commented after the game. The first half was close throughout, with both teams shooting well. The Rangers were able to get inside, and got the outside shots when the middle was jammed. Purdue- Calumet relied a bit more on their outside shooting. Parkside was only able to take a four point lead into the locker room at the half. Goggin must have had some inspirational words for her team, because when they took the court for the second half, they were ready to get playing. The first five minutes of the second half looked like an instant replay of the first half. The teams traded baskets back and forth. Then it happened: the dam finally broke for Parkside. The trigger was two consecutive long-range baskets by Cindy Ruffert. After that, Parkside could do no wrong. They worked the ball inside at will, and shot from outside well, although they didn't have to. Goggin was even able to clear her bench. Contributing to the lackluster Purdue performance were a few questionable calls by the referees. This got the Purdue coach a bit hot under the collar, which resulted in a stern warning from those same referees. The leading scorers for Parkside were Robin Henschel and Jean Jacobs, who each had 20 points. Hens-' chel had 16 of her points in the first half. Both women were forces inside. Almost all their points came from five-to eight-foot range. Deb Hansen was next with 13 points. Ruffert added 10 points and was responsible for 24 more on 12 assists. Leading rebounders were Hansen and Midge Schinderle, each with nine rebounds. UW-PARKSIDE RANGERS HOST Loras Thursday, Feb. 16 Northern Michigan Monday, Feb. 20 Illinois Tech Thursday, Feb. 23 Student tickets $1 in advance at P.E. Center $2.50 at the door Plus post-game entertainment in Union Square. It's tree with your validated basketball ticket! Feb. 16 Brown & Brown, vocal duet; Feb. 20, Janes Hersch', guitar, plus Coca-Cola Night free cokes; Feb. 23, J.P. & the Cats, 50s/60s show band, plus Union Night, free popcorn, Vi price soda. morrow night controlling the ball on them," Johnson said. Lewis plays a very tight 2-3 zone defense. "They really bothered us down at their place," said Johnson. Loras is another tough team. Loras went to nationals last year in the NAlA tournament. They also have the same squad they had last year. "We know we've got two really tough ball games again this week. I'd like to win at least one of these games. If we win them both, I'll be elated." Johnson added, "If we could beat both those teams this week that would mark to where we've come. Even to win one shows a real improvement in our squad and that's what we're looking for." The game against Loras is scheduled for 7:30 Thursday night in the Parkside Fieldhouse. Famous 54, Eric Womeldorf shoots and scores Phy. Ed. by Bob Kiesling The administration has put a hold on the Faculty Senate's plan to limit the number of Phy Ed skills classes that count toward graduation, citing both high cost and possible changes in the phy ed department. funding changed "It's still on the books, but it's on hold," said acting vice chancellor Ben Greenbaum. Greenbaum said that Chancellor Alan Guskin delayed the plan because the change would primarily involve changing the school's computerized records program, a costly and complex process. Although no figures were available, Greenbaum said the cost "was more than I would have thought." "It's going to cost some money and take some time," said professor James Shea, who was one of the University Committee members who first approved the plan. Continued on page IIKenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN AS SOCIATION 5935 7th Ave—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda , March 1, 1984 University of Wisconsin.Parkside Vol. 12, No. 21 Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler, an an- thropologist who is dean of the Col- lege of Arts and Sciences at the University of Alaska-Fairbanks, will be the new vice chancellor/dean of faculty at Parkside, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin announced Mon- day. Shutler will begin her new duties July 1 as chief academic officer and number two administrator at Park- side at an annual salary of $60,000. She also wiD be a tenured professor of anthropology. Her apointment concludes a national search for a successor to Lorman Ratner, who became executive dean of the UW Center System last September. Before assuming the deanship at Alaska in 1980, Shutler chaired the anthropology department at Wash- ington State University from 1975- 80 and taught from 1967-75 at san Diego State University, including three years as department chair and two years as graduate coordina- tor. She taught at the University of Hawaii in 196H6 and at the Uni- versity of California, Davis, in 1962- 63. From 1959 to 1965 she was at the University of Nevada as editor, research associate and assistant curator of anthropology at the Nevada State Museum. She received her undergraduate degree from the University of Cali- fornia Berkeley (1951) and her mas- ter's (955) and PhD (1958) in an- thropology from the University of Arizona. Tbe 12-memher faculty, staff and student search and screen commit- tee invited five finalists to visit Parkside for intensive two-day in- terviews with all segments of the campus community. The final se- lection was made by Chancellor Guskin. Guskin said that Shutler "clearly received the strongest campus-wide support of any of the candidates in- terviewed and was my first choice. I look forward to working with Belly and am confident she will provide the kind of leadership that will enable Parkside to continue moving forward in pro"ding qual- ity education and service to our stu- dents and communities." Shuller will ~become the second woman in the chancellor-level ad- ministrative team that heads UW- Partside, joining Guskin and As- sistant Chancellors Carla J. Stoffle and Gary G. Goetz. Gaskin said Associate Dean Ben Greenehaum will continue as acting vice chancellor until Shutler's ar- rival. "We are fortunate, indeed, to have had a person of Ben's talents and experience to carry on during MIrY Elizabetll Shutler the transition. He has done an out- standing job for us," Gaskin said. At lbe University of Alaska, Shut- ler was dean of a faculty numbering nearly 140 full-and part-lime m.... - bers at a university of about 4,200 students. Parkside has about 250 full-and part-time faculty and an enrollment of about 6,000. Shutler is widely published in her field and is an associate director of the La Hav Research Project, a program of archeological and an- thropological investigations in southern Israel since 1976. An envi- ronmental archaelogist who is trained as an anthropologist, Shut- ler has been respoasible for aU "". vironmental studies at the seven- acre mound site 01 TeD IlaJif near the Kibbutz La Hav. As a laculty member, Shutler Ms assumed leadenhip roles in p""" grams dealing with women's stu.!. ies, improvement of teadlini, and international studies at AlasUo Fairbanks, Washington State and San Diego State. ~. Vice President PSGA candidates speak out at open forum by Ken Meyer Editor The PSGA candidates for the of- fices of president and vice presi- dent addressed their constituents Monday during an open forum sponsored by Ranger. News Editor Jennie Tunkieicz muderated the forum, The forum's participants were presidential hopefuls Dwight Mose- by and Scott Peterson and vice presidential candidates Paul John- son and Joe Vignieri. Janice Block, the third vice-president candidate was absent. The election will be held Wed- nesday & Thursday, March 7 and 8. Each candidate made a prepared speech and then answered ques- tions from the small audience. Peterson, the current President Pro Tempore of the PSGA Senate, said that the president's job is to "insure, promote and defend the rights of students, whether they are involved or apathetic." He {eels that his "experience, leadership ability and involvement at Parkside for the last three years" makes him highly qualified for the position. "I've seen certain actions take place which have angered me," said Petenon. He said that student input in lbe Union operations has "dwindled. Aclions have come di- recliy from the administration. This has &Ot to stop. We pay lor the Union and we have less and less say Ibout wbat llOOS on." ~ said be waalI to "maJre the student Union a real student Union, which it hasn't been ...Right now it's (Union Director) Bill Nie- buhr's Union. It's not the Student Union. "I'm sick and tired of the admin- istration laking action behind our backs (and) it's becoming more and more frequent. I will not be intimi- dated by the administration. I will fight for our shared governance if I have to," he said. In order for PSGA to work effec- lively, according to Peterson, "we need cooperation between the Sen- ate and the President. These two branches must work together in order to achieve our goals." Moseby, who is Activities Coor- dinator for the Black Student Or- ganization, said, "Student apathy is one of our major problems. If we had more student participation, we would have less problems. I ptan to conceutrate most of my efforts on increasing student participation and working jointly, side by side, with the administration. "I have seen PSGA lose credibil- ity over the yean. I've been here," said Moseby. "It Is necessary for PSGA to develop a strong rofe as student representalives on this campus. When I say a strong role, I man IIQt bein& tbe l'eCipleDt or the vehicle by which the administration carries out their policies. The stu- dent body has a less than strong voice on this campus. "It is my impression that the ad- ministration has dictated over a number of years what is to come or what PSGA would carry out in terms of their policies. That would change," he said. Moseby said the president "should take a strong leadership role rather than being a yes-man or yes-woman." Moseby also stated that student housing should be improved. "I've been told there is no way for us to have dormitories, but we can house our students in a far away place called the YMCA and bus them out here every day." Vignieri, a PSGA Senator, and Chairman of PSGA's Legislative Af- fairs committee, "appalled" last fall when only six students ran for the nine Senate position and only a small percentage of student voted "I was very angry," be said. ". wan angry with the student body for not coming out to vote. l was angry with those concerned stu- dents and those capable students CoDliaaed CD Pace 8 Very Special Arts' Festival set Review: "Too True to be Good" r INSIDE llesporudble drinking stressed BaBketball: women win, men split RANGER z ThllJSday, MardI 1, lIN I Letter to the Editor I PSGA purchase doesn't compute GOOD MORNING, SIR. WE'RE DOINCI AN IN-DEPTH STORY ABOUT YOUR METEORIC RISE .. m SECOND PLACE IN THE RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINA.TION. a quirements that the PSGA can pos- sibly come up with. Not only are there computers in the library, but there is the mainframe computer with its capacity. Why spend tbou- sands 01 doUars to duplicate curren- tly existing lacilities? And don't tor- get the costs 01 maintaining such a system. It is my opinion that cer- tain PSGA members are simply be- dazzled by the prospect 01 "owning a computer." A computer that will, over the long haul, prove to be overpriced and underutilized. It's about lime our student lead- ers get their heads out 01 the 'clouds, and act responsibly with the funds we students entrust them with. To the Editor: In talking to several members of our illustrious student government, I have discovered that it is on Ihe minds 01 many 01 them that PSGA , needs a computer. Through the use 01 a computer, mailing could be seIlt to the student body, tbereby keeping us beller inlormed 01 events and activities. Correspond- ingly. these activities would be bet- ter attended. I applaud abnost any attempt to improve tbe 'Quality 01 campus life at Parkside, and I agree that improved communica- tions is key to doing this. However, Parkside already has the capacity to handle any kind 01 word processing/data handling re- ~ , ASWELL AS A FU~~~~T OF YOUR &O YHOOD M!I> HOW YOU POLITICAL RACE, NOW WE'RE MET YOURWIFE. • GOING 10 NEED SOME BACKGROUND ... ~ Tom Shuler .Primary results at the city or country clerks office in your area. If you should have any trouble, contact Joseph Vignieri, Chairman 01 the Legislative Allairs Comrnillee at P.S.G.A. ollice at WLLC Dl39A, or phone and leave a message at 553-2244. One more election note: DON'T FORGET the P.S.G.A. ELEC· TlONS, to be held next week Wed- nesday and Thursday, March 7 and 8, Irom 8 a.m, to 8 p.m. in the Molinaro Hall Concourse. As edu- cated adults and conscientious citi- zens we should all be interested and involved in our democratic sys- tern on every level from national politics right down to our own school elections. For the first time in a while, Parkside has a race in the Senate- rial election as there are ten candi- dates for only nine positions. Let's support their ellorl and ex- ercise our right to a voice in gov- ernment. It will only take a lew moments to stop and vole next week. Vote lor the candidates of your choice, BUT VOTE. In Kenosha the attention was centered on the Mayoral race where a lield 01 five has been nar- rowed to two -John Bilotti and Wil- liam Pocan. Also advancing from the primary elections were two can- didates out 01 lour lor Municipal Judge and lour candidates out 01 six lor city school board positions. All 01 these races in Kenosha, like Racine. will be decided jointly with the national primary election on April 3. The primary results: II you are not yel registered to vote, you can pre-register at any number 01 places in both Kenosha and Racine such as: all lire stations in both cities and counties; the public and uptown libraries in Ra- cine and the new southwest library in Kenosha; any town or village hall lor Kenosha and Racine coun- ties; the ollice lor the Registrar 01 Deeds in either city. If you're in doubt as to where you should go to register, you can stop in for information or pre-reg- istration at one 01 the offices listed below. • The local spring primaries were beld last week on Tuesday and a number of races were narrowed in both Kenosha and Racine. In Ra- cine there were two contests for Al- derman in the 2nd and 4th districts. There are also races for Municipal Judge, Circuit Court Judge (branch 3), and lor Constable that will ap- pear on the city wide ballot held jointly with the spring presidential primary on Tuesday April 3rd. The primary results: City Positions Alderman (2nd Distnct) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judga Guadalupe G. Vinarreal Robert Michelson Circuit Court Judge, (blanch 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Constable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Racine City Clerk Racine City Hall 730 Washington Ave. 636-9171 County Clerk Racine Courthouse 730 Wisconsin Ave. 636-3121 The clerk's office for your area can also tell you your voting district and where the polling places are lo- cated in your area. Give them a call if you're not sure where you are supposed to vote. Remember that pre-registration ends 13 days belore an election, so that means you must pre-register by March 21 lor lhe April 3rd election. State law provides lor registra- tion at the polls so il you miss pre- registration, simply go to your pol- ling place on election day and bring a couple 01 pieces 01 identification. For any students -who live out- side the Kenosha/Racine area, you can pre-register or get information City Positions Mayor John M. Bilotti William Paean Municipal Judge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema SChool Board Ma<y Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Pre-registration offices Kenosha City Clerk City Municipal Blvd. 625 52nd Ave. 656-8130 County Clerk Kenosha Courthouse 912 56th St. 656-6455 ••••••••••••• *••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• *•••• *••••••• *•••••••••••••••••••••••••• *** Write a letter to the Editor Do YO" .... ve • gripe •• complimeDt, or just something )'OU Wllllt n-eryODe DB campus to know about? Write • letter 10 the EdlIor! ~ Meyer , " , "., ••••, EdItw ... TuIdelci News EdItor • JeIul KonIIc FeaIlIre EdItor .. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. SOC considers major status Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda March 29 1984 soc. considers • major status that clubs must go through in order to have an event kills members' en-- thusiasm. "If there is a guest speaker in the area, it is possible that a club won't be able to have him or her appear on campus because of the time it takes to have funds reallocated," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both feel that SOC is ready to become a major organization. "We've been treated as a major organization, and given almost every right of being a major organization, with the exception of the title," said Galbraith. "There's a real grey line between the definition of a standing commit- tee and a major organization. There are little, petty dillerences, but they are important," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both leel that although SOC has had a past history 01 weak leadership, the or- ganization is now flourishing and members are showing great enthu- siasm and interest in the group. . They also feel that the question 01 luture leadership should not be the indicator for the group's not be- coming a major organization. "Every organization is going to have their time when there is not going to be a lull leadership. Train- ing potential leaders and holdlD~ by Jennie TunkieiC'l. News Editor Ylhether or not to seek major or- ganization status is the question being addressed by SOC (Student Organization Council). SOC is an or- ganization consisting of over 40 stu- deat clubs, representing over 1000 Parkside students, which acts as a fOl'lDD for interorganizational dis- cussion, helps plan and execute budgels and helps new organiza·. _ form and develop. Presently SOC is one of four .tlllding committees of PSGA lParUide Student Government As- lOCiation). As a standing commit- tee, \he organization must have all their major motions and budgetary lll:IIons approved by the PSGA Sen- lie, a process which takes from lour to ten weeU according to the orpa!zalion's representatives. "By becoming a major organiza- tioa, we would alleviate the respon- libility of the Senate having to watch over anolher committee. A, I'eat deal of the PSGA meetings are spent with SOC business. We leel that receiving major stalus will encourage clubs to do more on <ampus and they won't feel as if Big Brother is watching them con- Itontly," said Dan Galbraith, SOC ViceChairman. Valerie Olson, SOC Chairperson, feels that many limes the red tape ', .• nl P 01 Joh "e\\l) elected PSG.\ pr~ident. ott Pet r-.oft llt·ru and \ir-e--p fir-;l PSGA nate meeting last Thur"MIa\ er 010 'l 'Ii hHI o moreMiller time' BiD lebuhr then had the jani rial WI remove !be unwonted pur lions of Ihe bann<'n '.1be probl<rn mine, .t had nothi.nC to do WI til I1I1.r" ',ebuhr 'I .'" til.." (PSF.I per- to put up the 001""'''' caUJO Budd) oul 0/ lowIl. It was an moore 1 d I on The ..-bole I""lion 0/ corporat 10 P Is bein& (d t now Once "'" de\lnes d<dslon3 10k II are in charge 01 approvong ten. 10 1 talt(d to Bill :'ollObuhr, the Umon D1rector, and he IUthorued \he bannen'· When Buddy Couv.OII, 0l0rd1fla. tor 01 Student ActiVIties, returned to campus, be ed that \he ..... portion of \he posten he """",,(d because be felt they were map- propnate. He said that \he (duca- I tional aspect of \he worbbop <OU1d be better emphasiud ....thout \he Miller beer poctures b) Pit Zirkelhach Miller beer signs were removed from banners advertising the Illler Brewing Co. Strategies wortsbop that was hosted by Pi Sigma Epsi- Ion (PSE), the business lraterruty, when PSE failed to get tile bannen properly authori2ed. "We put up tile banners at \he end of spnng break," said Bill Tro- pin, president of PSE. "At tile lime there was no one OD campus from the Student Activities Office, who Continued on Page 13 INSIDE Ted Mondale st p for his father Chancellor Gushkin slain Pocan campai 8 &11 ..... on UW-P campus See Inside for Stranger Things PUAB limits alcohol purchases Sarah Hiett runs in transition % Thancllly, Marcb %t, l!lll4 --------------------------------Q RANGER I Letters to the Editor I Student "su:" offered To The Editor: This year ill the fIrst year we are offenng an EducaUooal Gift to a coBece st_t. The UWEX-Homemakers are of- lenne a _ Educational Gift to a student wbo wishes to enter the Home Economics Related Field. ApplIc:atlons bave been sent to the FInancial Aids Dept. and our posten sbould be posted to give you an Idea of JOIlle of the areas of study one can enter. The spectrum ls broader tban most students thlnk. CoIJese students will be allowed more lime lor return of application due 1Io the dlffaaKes in the spriIl(l breaks. The appticaUoos should be re- turned to the UWEX-Qllice by April 30th. H there are any ques- tions concerning the lields, the offi- ce coo be 01 assistance to you. Scholastic ability will be taken into consideration, but other thlncs will be taken into consideration as well. This EducaUooal Gift is not based on need, but primarily the fields the students are entering. There are approximately 30 areas 01 study open as the major area 01 study and several secondary areas. Carol McCarver ScholarshIp Chairperson Pocan for Mayor To the Editor: With Electioo Day quietly ap- Proachin« us, it is time lor voten to start makine decisions about the many candidates who are seeking offIces. One important decision that Ke- nosha residents need to make is in the Mayoral election. There are two candidates that emerged from the primary - incwnbent Mayor John Bilotti and Alderman Bill Paean. In 1980, Mayor John Bilotti slat- ed that be wouJd "set spending li- mits, eliminate waste and ineffI- ciency." He also said be would "de- clare war on waste in government." However, wbat be has done is to in- crease government spending by 32%. He also has raised the city's budget surplus Irom $628,728 to $1.2 mlIllon. It seems as though the Mayor, as well as the Kenosba tall- payers. have lost the "war on waste." Bill Pocan, wben elected, will get city spending in control and will keep it in control by runnine the city like a business. Pocan realizes the key in doing this - you can't spend more than you have. He also realizes that the government cannot continue raising property taxes to cover expenses. Most importantly, he realizes that, since Kenosha has a large budget surplus. It should be used instead 01 mcreasine property taxes. Also in 1980 Bilotti vowed to "seek more quality stores down- town, more adequate parking. a carefree environment and a com- mercial complex downtown." How- ever, during his admmistration, Wards and Penney's have both lell Kenosha and no real signs of eco- nomic growth are anywhere to be lound. Pocan understands tfusiness since he is a businessman. As mayor, be will work not only to at- tract new industry to Kenosha, but to keep the industry that is curren- tly in the city. He will be the chief salesman for the city and will work with labor and civic leaders and with local businessmen, to create and maintain a favorable business ctimate for new and expanding businesses. However, probably one 01 the more important goals 01 Pocan is to improve the mayoral working rela- tionship with the state. Bilotti has been spending a great deal 01 time over the past year attemtping to get more state revenues to cover his spending increases. In his luWe at- tempt, he has appeared petulant and has embarrassed many taxpay- ers as well as city and state offi- cials. Pocan will re-establish the work- ine relationship that existed belore Bilott's tenure. He will contact state ollicials once his tenn begios and will begin to erase the bad name Kenosha bas recently receiv- ed. So nut Tuesday, April 3, remem- ber that you bave many decisions to make lor many offices. Also, please remember that your vote will count and that Bill Paean is the "positive alternative for mayor" of Kenosha. Concerned and committed. Jeanne Buenter-Phillips Student votes ARE important Five days from now, on Tuesday, April 3, a number 0110cal races will be decided in the Kenosba/Racine area. Heading the list is Kenosha's race for mayor between the incum- bent John Bilotti and the strong challenger, Bill Paean. The lollow- ing are the most prominent races in our area and the respective candi- dates: Kellosha City PositioDS Mayor John M. Bilotti William Pocan MuDicipal JUdge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema School Board Mary Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Racine City Positllo .. Alderman (2nd District) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judge Guadalupe G. Villarreal Robert Michelson Voting' is patriotic On March 23, 1775, Patrick Henry made his famous "Give me liberty or give me death" speech. In 1776, at the age 01 21, Nathan Hale made an inspired speech end- ing with his last words: "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" and then was executed by banging. These were two great American patriots of the Revolutionary War, but there are many unsung patriots of this country who have exercised their freedoms by voting in munda- ne elections on the local level such as surveyor, municipal judge or dog catcher, where there is no great bwning issue. Those people who year after year vote are the true American patriots who make this country great. Be grateful that many of our forefathers have defen- ded our liberty by voting or by hav- ing to regret that they had only one life to lose for their country. Won't you also consider becom-· ing true American patriots by vot- ing in the next election April 3 and the Democratic caucus April 7? Franklin Kuezenski WRITERS Carl Cbernouski, Karl Dixon, Michael Firdtow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirtoa-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Korteadid:, Dawn KroDke, Rick 1...Debr, Robb Loebr, Dick Oberbrun- OU, Tony Rogers, Bm Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhti" Kevin Zirkelbach Pat Zirkelbacb. • KeD Meler Editor ... Je.aie TvDkieicz. News Editor of ~=~.~~:.:~::.:::.::.::.~~:.::.~.:::::.::.:.:.~.::.~:::::.::::.~~:.:.:::.~:::.~~::.~::.::J.r::~ 5:: , Dave McEvoy COpy Ediwr II AJldy BucbalWl Bosiaess Maaager Cath.rtae Chaflee Advertislllg Manager Jill Whitney Nielse Distributio. Manager Pat HeDsiak Asst. Bosiaess Manager PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eicbhorn Todd Herbst, KareDTrudel. I Ranger is ....ritten and edited by students 0' UW-Parkside and H1ty - are solely respons~le lor its editorial policy and conlen!. Pub'ished_e~el)' Thursday durmg 'he academic year except during breaks and holidoyl- Ranger is prinled by Ihe Racine Jourrtol Times. All conespondence shcwld be addressed to: Porbide Ranger, I1ft,tlt.· sity 0' W;'consjn-PorJr.side, Bo....No. 2000, Kenosho, Wis. 5314/. letters to the editor will be occepted il typewrillefl, double.~poced 011 standard size paper. tenets should be leu rhon 350 words ond mllJ' be ~igned wi,h a lelephone number included lor lferilicalion pvrpaJes. Nomes will be withheld 'or lfolid reosons. Deadline lor letfers is Tuesdoy 10 O.m. lor pl,lblicalion Thursdoy Ranger reserves the right to refuse leiters containing 'al~e and delo rne tory con'ent. Circuit Court Judge (bra.cb 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Coostable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Held jointly with the local elec- tions is the open presidential pri- mary in which a voter may vole for anyone candidate in one party. The only ticket that has competition, however, is the Democratic party ticket, and for them the primary is largely a "beauty contest." The Democratic National Con- vention will only accept the results of the Wisconsin caucuses which are to be held on Saturday, April 7. The primary does not determine delegates lor any candidates; it only acts as sort of a poll, showing who is stronger or weaker. The following are the candidates as they will appear on Tuesday's ballot: Democratic Party Ernest F. Hollings Alan Cranston Walter F. Mondale George S. McGovern Jesse Jackson Gary Hart John Glenn Reuben Askew Continued on Page 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside dips - Freshman applications sour in UW System Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 26, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 28 —— 1 ... . • • ' . J Ki.SjiV ... Easter visitors Photo by Dave McEvoy Easter Bunnies Harvy and Harriot visited the Parkside Child Care Center last week. See story and in­ terview on page 9. Parkside dins Freshman applications soar in UW System by Jo hn Kovalic Feature Editor UW-Whitewater i s going to stop accepting all applications from pro­ spective new freshmen after July 1. Administrative sources in White­ water were quoted as saying that applications have risen by ove r 250 as of April 1 since the same time last year. This represents a 10 percent in­ crease in new freshman applica­ tions. At th e same time, the UW-Madi- son campus is expecting a new high in its admissions, having already admitted 9,366 new freshmen by April 1. This is already 7 percent higher than recorded last April. Both Madison and Whitewater set records for enrollment, with 43,- 075 and 10,493 students respectively for the 1983-84 acad emic year. Ste­ vens Point and other UW campuses are experiencing similar increases. The UW System as a whole is al­ ready up 1,000 admissions ov er last year, according to Parkside Assist­ ant Chancellor Carla Stoffle. Total applications to Parkside have fallen from the records set in 1983, dropping from 914 applica­ tions as of April 1 last year to 844, a fall of over 7.5 per cent. Stoffle blames the apparently topsy-turvy fortunes of Parkside on the economy. INSIDE Manning "walks" to Olympic trials Kennedy's private life examined Wind Ensemble, Chamber Singers present concerts PSGA looks for more Senators Parkside group visits Russia "Last year the economy was a lot worse," she said, and students who couldn't afford the cost of living (away from home) chose to stay at home and commute instead. This is why P arkside's enrollment jumped up between 1982 and 1983 . A lo t of Southeastern Wisconsin kids were coming to us." Now that the economy has im­ proved, many students are leaving for campuses further away with dormitory facilities. A Whitewater spokesman was reported on saying that the on-campus housing situa­ tion there is extremely limited and that the university would be un able to insure satisfactory class selec­ tion. Therefore Whitewater was left with little else to do but institute the July 1 cut-off date for freshman applications. "Last year we added classes (when faced with the higher enroll­ ment)," Stoffle said. "We added a PUAB few and filled the others chock- full." "All of the campuses in the sys­ tem have basically th e same policy on admittance," said Stoffle, "but Madison's rejection rate is higher because, for one thing, they receive a lot more out-of-state applica­ tions.". Madison's Chancellor Irving Shain set up a committee to study the possibility of an enrollment limit as well as the effect a tuition increase would have on e nrollment. "We've never limited the num­ ber of applications at Parkside," said Stoffle. "In fact, applications and admittances are still up from two years ago." Applications increased by about 3.5 per cent over this period, rising from 816 to 844. "I think this makes a more ap­ propriate figure for comparison with the other U.W. System (schools)," added Stoffle. Special events guests limited by Je nnie Tunkieicz News E ditor What to do about the guests of Parkside students in regard to spe­ cial events in the Union Square and Rec Center was addressed Monday at the PUAB (Parkside Union Advi­ sory Board) meeting. The committee decided in a prior recommendation to allow all Park- side students use of the Union Square and Rec Center while preventing under-age students from obtaining alcohol by means of iden­ tification. The group also stated in a past recommendation that all stu­ dents may attend any special events sponsored by student organizations, unless the said organization limits the event to students 19 and over. The recommendation approved Monday sta tes that recognized stu­ dent organization sponsored events where alcohol is served will be :pen to aU Parkside students and their guests, but guests must be of the legal drinking age. Guests of Parkside students under the legal drinking age will be refused admit­ tance. The committee discussed wheth­ er or not this recommendation should in clude high school stu dents who t ake classes at Parkside. "Opening up dances to students who are underage bothers me," said Bill Niebuhr, Union Director. Florence Shipek, faculty repre­ sentative, said she feels high school students won't, be much of a prob­ lem. "My experience shows that high school students who are going to college to take extra courses are responsible," she said. A motion also passed stating that any events not sponsored by stu­ dent organizations where alcohol will be served will be reviewed on an individual basis by the Union ad­ ministration, whereby appropriate policies will be determined. This motion was made to ensure that the laws pertaining to drinking will be followed by all groups who use the Union facilities, such as wed­ ding receptions, Gen Con, commu­ nity meetings, etc. PUAB has now finished makfiig recommendations and rationale for the implementation of the new Continued on Page 12 2 Thursday, April 26 ,1984 HANGER 1 Letters to the Editor I Ranger's crime reporting welcome To the Editor: I would be glad to see more of this type of reporting of crime on campus. (Editor's note: Media Services theft story in April 12 issue). I feel that students have a right to know what is going on around this campus. According to your last article, if you steal something on this cam­ pus, your police record will be ex­ punged if i t is your first offense or (if you are) under the age of 21. Boy, now you can steal and get away with it. Are we open to this kind of justice? All I can say is — k eep up the good work, Ranger, and keep the students at Parkside well informed of other thefts. Paul Johnson PSGA Vice President P.S. How about a story of theft right here in o ur own library? How about the destruction of p roperty in the library? How about the eating and drinking in the library? How about the students who leave trash in the hall and we all have to look at it all day long? Students should be more considerate To the Editor: I would like to address this letter to the people in "The Office" in Greenquist. 1 hope you have more consideration for your fellow stu­ dents and clean up your mess at day's end instead of leaving it for someone else to do. I hope you don't live at home like that, leaving paper and dishes sitting around. I am glad you have your little group, but please clean up your mess. I would like to address this part to the people who live in the li­ brary. I have just as much right as you d o to use the library to study. I don't believe that either one of us has a right to destroy anything that is in the library. The typewriters and their coin boxes are there to use, not destroy. The chairs are to sit in, not to fight with. The bath­ rooms are there to use, not for you to destroy. The rules were made so that every student could use the li­ brary, and the sign that says "No smoking, eating or drinking" is there for a purpose, not for you to say, "It doesn't apply to me." Name withheld Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 a t 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to at­ tend to ask questions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at­ tend. Chancellor Alan Guskin AS SECRETARY OF HEALTH AN D HUMAN SERVICES, I AM PLEASED ID ANNOUNCE that we have found the probable CAUSE OF THE DEADLY DISE ASE "AIDS": CONGRESSIONAL DEBATE ( ON THIS HIGHLY SENSITIVE ISSUE. J f}, © \ r | I'M SORRY—I HAVE \ NO IDEA HOW TH AT 1 CARD GOT IN THERE... S OMEONE BE TTER WARN T HE P RESIDENT THAT H E'S A BOUT TO BLAME A FOREIGN POLICY SE TBACK O N A CAN CER VIRUS... V PSGA looks to fill up 18-seat Senate by Ken Meyer Editor New Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association (PSGA) Senate Pro Tempore Joe Vignieri is seek­ ing to fill the five vacant seats in the 18-seat Senate. "I am going to actively recruit," said Vignieri, who was elected Pro Tempore three weeks ago. "There's 6000 s tudents and only five seats open. There must be interested, qualified students out there." Vignieri says the process of be­ coming a PSGA Senator is not a difficult one. A potential Senator should inform the Pro Tempore or the PSGA Vice President, and the Senate votes to appoint the person to a two-week internship. A student may also be appointed to an intern­ ship by two Senators. An internship consists of address­ ing a topic that affects the PSGA Senate or is Parkside-related. Vig­ nieri said, "The emphasis is on a report that will aid the Senate in some way, but we won't deny stu­ dents who have a strong interest in another area of the university." Vignieri said when he interned in the Senate, his report addressed the membership problem of th e Senate. Other possible topics, he said, in­ clude the minority retention pro­ gram and whether or not a student Code of Ethics is necessary. Since writing a report is required of an intern, Vignieri admits it is extra work. "If they're unsure if they'll have the time to be a Sena­ tor, it's hard to ask for more work (right away)." He said he compiled his report in two weeks working a total of about six hours. Senators are required to put in at least three office hours a week and be on at least one PSGA commit­ tee. One point that Vignieri mentions is that past PSGA Senators will probably have their two-week in­ ternship waived if they wish to re­ join the Senate. Vignieri rejoined the Senate recently after his unsuc­ cessful bid for the vice presidency in March. Vignieri realizes that some stu­ dents may want to wait until the fall elections to join the Senate in order to avoid the internship. He said that many students do not have any spare time with their cur­ rent schedules, many students work and Parkside has a non-traditional student body. AU of the five vacant Senate seats are fall seats; nine seats are elelcted each semester. Whoever in­ terns in the Senate now will have to run for reelection in the fall. But, said Vignieri, "anybody get­ ting in right now will get benefits," because the Senate meets monthly over the summer, so new Senators will spend less time while getting the experience. "We (have had) problems in the past in student government, but now we have a new, young, active Senate addressing the issues on campus," said Vignieri. Any student wishing to join the Senate, said Vignieri, "should see me and I will help them." Interes­ ted students should stop in the PSGA office, WLLD D139. U 9 *06 c % & Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz John Kovalic Patricia Cumbie Michael Kailas Dave McEvoy... Andv Buchanan Catherine Chaffee.... Jill Whitney Nielsen. Pat Hensiak .Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor .Photo Editor Copy Editor ..Business Manager ..Advertising Manager ...Distribution Manager ....Asst. Business Manager WRITERS 5*5 D !? 0 , n ' ?° b Kiesli n S. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 28, April 26, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Assistant Chancellor - Stoffle to leave; Bassis named interim Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Peer Support Page 3 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Bolero review Page 12 ~ University of Wisconsin·Parkside Australian Rules Football Page 13 Vol. 13, No.2 Assista,nj Chancellor Stoffle to leave; Bassis Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle announced Tuesday that she has accepted the position as Associate Director of Public Services at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. the nation's largest and most prestigious system of libraries. Stoffle will assume her new duties in mid-January and will serve out her term at Parkside until Jan. 15. Stoffle, 41. has been at Parkside for 12 years. From 1972-73 she worked as a reference librarian; between 1973 and 1976 she headed the library Public Service division; from 1976 to 1978 she was Assistant Director of the library/learning center and head of Public Service; for several months in 1978 she served as Executive Assistant to the Chancellor; and she was named Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services in 1978. where she has served to the present time. In her new position. Stoff1e will be responsible for the development and evaluation of public service for 31 service units with 10 department . heads reporting directly. Stolfle ~U start at a salary of $60.000; she ., - currently makes $44,000 at Parkside. The University of Michigan's Library currently ranks sixth in its size of collections. fifth in its slaff size (455 fulltime) and eighth in the size of its operating budget among the country's Association of Research Libraries. Stoffle rose quickly to the top of her field after being instrumental in developing a bibtiographic instruction program at Parlrside which became a national model for univer- . sity libraries. She was elected 1982- 83 president of the 9.llOO-member Association of College Research Lihraries (ACRL). a rare honor for a librarian from a relatively small, public undergraduate university. She succeeded the library dfrector .of Stanford University as head of ACRL. "1 accepted the position at the University of Michigan' with very mixed feelings. 1 feel reluctant to leave Parkside. a place where I've grown. learned from many people and had the opportunity to work with students. which is unique for a librarian. Professionally 1 am a IiAfter a slow summer. and failing with sucb an intelligent and wellto make .their meeting quorum re- voiced person. 1 think we can get quirements twice. Parkside Student the Senate working again." Government Association (PSGA) Tunks. who was unable to attend found.it necessary to call an emer- .. the meeting Friday. gave writlen gency meeting on Friday, Sept. 7. acceptance of the appoinbnent, and The emergency. meeting was ad- said in a later comment. "I'm ezejoumed and a quorumed meeting ited. 1am xeaIIy looting forward to was reached. fulfilling a successful term_ I beVice-President Paul Johnson as- lieve Paul and 1 will he able to sumed the chairing role in the work well with the Senate. the Admeeting. as well as the role of the ministration and the student body." Presidency, .after Scott Peterson's When asked what issues Tunks official resignation from the office intends to addreas. she said that was received on Friday. Peterson basic issues included rebuilding the was found ineligible to hold the of- Senate. making a more intelligently lice of President for failing to com- based decision aliout pulling out of Ite his coD sklIls . the United Council and dealing p e egiate reqwre- .with the issue of lower' enrollment meats inthe desigDated amount of affecting the amoimt of Segregated time. Terry Tunks. secretary-treasurer Fees available. of PSGA was appointed to the position of vice president. Johnson. who was elected last spring to the position. of vice-president. made the appointment near the end of the meeting. statinl that he felt Tunks would do a good job for the studenti and the senate. "I'm' loOking forWard to workinIl brarian and it is something 1want to do. 1feel 1can contribute there because 1 have learned so much here. 1leave with a lot of wonderful memories and I'm going to miss many people." said Stolfle. StoIDe has authored and co-authored three books. published scores of articles and papers and addressed conferences and consulted throughout the U.s .• Canada and England. She has held leadership positions on several key UW System library and student services committees and has been active in university and community affairs. Stolfle received her A.A. from Southern Colorado State' College in 1963; B.A. from UniversIty of Colorado in 1965; M.SL.S. from University of Kentucky in 1969 and is currently a PhD candidate in Iligher Education Administration at UW-Madison. Chancellor Alan E. GuSkin called StoIDe's departure "disappointing but not surprising. Carla is right at the top of her field," he said. "This kind of opportunity was just a matter of time for her. And she'll achieve even more in the years ahead. She has done a named interim Carla Stoffle superb job at Parlrside. We will miss her." Guskin said Michael S. Bassis. Associate Dean of Faculty and associate professor of sociology. will serve as interim Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services beginning in January. Bassis. 40. joined Partside in 1981 after 10 years at the University of Rhode Island. where he rose to associate professor and served as acting Assistant Dean of Arts and Sciences. He has·M.A. and PhD degrees in sociology from the University of Chicago and a B.A. from Brown University. Senate tightens the belt by returning money The Partsiile Student Government Association (PSGA) approved the return of the capital ezpense category of, theiz 1984/85 f1SC3l bUdge\ to the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) Friday. The returned amount was $3861.24. and included the mM computer the Senate had requested in theiz budget submitted last year. President Paul Johnson ........ ted returninll several items on the capital ezpense line of the budget. including a desk, a clock. a refrigerator. a tape recorder and tapes. an answering machine and two cork· boards. The remaining item on the budget would then he the IBM Computer. President Pro Tempore of the Senate. Joe Vignleri. was rec0gnized by the chair and requested illat the Senate not return the tape recorder and tapes; however adding the IBM Computer to the list of returns would he more acceptable. Vign\eri stated that he felt the tape recorder and tapes would he helpful in the meetiDgsj however be mechanism to assure that this oefound that personal computers in curs." .the library would mate better. use The committee would he reof the computers as well as better use of the student money.. . sponsible for seven events 011 camVign\eri then moved to return all pus. including National HIspanic of the Iistl!d items, inchvting the Heritage Week, Hom .... ning. Marcomputer and With the em!plion of tin Luther King Jr. Commemonthe tape recorder and tapes. The live. BIac:It HIslory Month. WlnlB motion was pasaed tbrouch the Sen- Carnival. Women's HIstory Week ate on a 4-1~vote. and CIna> de .va",. Johnson said this about the vote Homecoming and Winter Carthe Senate took: "1 thinIl it was a nival are already hodgeted events great decision made at the wrong on campus and would require DO time. All the faets have not been further allocation; however. the compiled and the rationale isn't other five events will require an esclear. The Senate wants that money timated $SOOO. In Its final ll\IIIlIIICl 10 he given bact. SO that·s what will meeting. SUFAC approved the aIlohappen." cation of the $SOOO from n!lII!M!I to Other \egisIation pasaed in the support the events. pending Senate meeting FrIday included approval approval. With the approval of this of an AII-Campus Events CommIt- legislation. these events will he tee. The proposal for the commit- sponsored for the coming year. tee states that the purpose would he "to Identify certain major all Tabled legislation included the campus events which are of such approval of the Off-Campus Eveats importance that it should he the re- .CommIttee, which VignIeri tabled sponsibiIily of the campus 10 spon- for further dIscussioo 011 a wording • sor them each year and.llllllJlllella·· dispute .. - Z ft...","y, Sept. 13, 1114 Editorial Peer Support is worth the effort Pee< SUpport bas -. Ci- a raw deal and the situation is not pUlllc IIIJ better. 'I1le major orpnization, wbicb was bollsed in an individual office lD CGmIIIunity Studenl SeM<eo, WLLC D-179, lost their office this ........... """" their _ ~ in after being promoted. They 110ft rdo<altd 10 a desk lD an open area 01 CSS. In their present ...... the _ ..- __ can IIley conducI mucb private _. lor lear 01 disrupting CSS office opera\iollS. 1beir lormer on"", was suppostdly always eoosidertd "temporary." AI this point in Ilmt. I...stops have -. talten 10 reIocale Peer Support to a ""'"' table borne. Even !DOn! unfortunate, the PSGA senate and the admlnlstratioa Ill ... both Iailtd 10 assist and support this group. Tl.rM IS an unportanl oIenlenl in this siluatioa. U Peer Support eontio to lI<mpl worbnc from "a desk," then il is likely that theY will r8IlOlIl \ben! the rat 01 the )'Sf. 1\ is essential thai action Ia ......,rt 01 the poup beciD immediately! 'I1le questloD bas -. posed, does Peer Support really need their own o/lIce! 'I1le ......... is unequivocally, ye. "- SUpport Is a ......,rt group lor DOIHraditionaJ students (age it and ovu). wbicb totals 50~I 01 the studenl population. The _ JOneS as an tducatiooal and infonnational launch lor nonrradII .etullIillI to -IJ life. 1be :IS immediate activ. m<mbers .... aIre8dy booted a student orientation program and IIley have bepl to raise IIIDd:IIor studenl scbo\arsbipo. 1bey operal. on a fairly Iarce IJud&et wbicb supports their pro«rams. One 01 Peer Supports projects <umnlly lD the worb is to man the WLLC lnfonnation 'I1le nallft 01 Pee< Suppor1S actMties require \bern to be near CSS The ........ tion bas m·lalalll"" a sood rapport with CSS and lbls reIa\lomblp sbouId be eaeouraged to grow. Tbe<efore, "- Support IIllIIt Ilay Ia WLLC. AI the PSGA -.1. meetln& last Fnday the senal. failed to pledge their ......,rt 10 Pee< Support. TbIs was \arieIY dU<! to the inlimidal· IDe nolan 01 the admiDIstratioCL 1\ appears the !eIlilte sbitd away I""" taklIII a staDd be<a_ theY Iell the administration migbl nol ....... The ..... t. must molizIe thalllley will not be cbastistd lor diH- ..... with the "'""NItration -they are not the know-all, end-all 01 the _ty 1\ is aIoo distressing to see one major organization, PSGA, !all to _ anol!I<!' major orpnizalion, Peer Support, when \boy are moot In need. PSGA, wbid> represents the studenl body, ignortd 50~I 01the studenl population wben IIley failed to tak. a IlaDd em Pee< Support. The admiDIstralion is dolDc very little to assist Peer Support. Whm asked at \be !eIlilte meetln& why "- Support could not be moved 1010the 10I'1Ilft SOCIPSGA nflice (now a break area for second shift eustocIial .taln, Assistant 0JanceIJ0r Carla Stolfle staltd that studenl ...... ooce Ci- to staff_ coaId not be reverted 10 studenl space. The ~ -ud like 10 see the documentation where sucb a rule is wrllI .... U lbls statement is true then the lOI'1Ilft Peer Support office sbouId be returned 10 the group, a1tbougb SInce il was originally staff space. It was student«tuple<! """" it was taken away. Or is what's IlOOd for \be goooe not good for th. gander? W. lhinI: il is. fn addition. If the lanner PSGAISOC office was bulIl for studenl organizatiolls, It suppostdly was, then why weren'l all of the studenlleaden caasuIted befon! the oIIice was given ID the staH? Pee< Support IS a last 1JOWiDC, viable organizali<lo, wbich needs to be ......... uad and taI< ... S<riouIy for its purpose on this campus. 1be _Is bemc ptaced on this group due to a Iact 01 a private space w1II dostroy II ow is the Ilmt ID get bebind this organization and lIDd lh<m a bame. RANGER ...::::.... =- - "WITH EIGHT WEEKS LEFT TO GO TO NOVEMBER 6thA'NWDEAPBRCOJECTNBC WILLCALL THE ELECTION AT 1:37 E.S.t; CBS AT 7:42. AT 7:44:" ,-':.:;'~-.:'t~,;fr.f,"'" Nobody asked me, but... Kenosha politics by Bob Kiesliag fn WiscoIISin, wbere the mayor of th. stat.'s largesl city runs virlually unopposed f!!Veryfour years, and where on. of the larger scandals of the last several years ellncemed the secretary of state's pbone bills. politics are practiced In Kenosha with a passion unrivaled anywhere else. AI this writing, there are nine candidates for one state assembly seal Within several weeks after th. vacancy was announced, candidates, some of whom bad only th. vaguest polilical experience, had organizations up and running. fn this latest round 01 polilical musical chairs, there are also races for sberiH, county clerk, clerk of the courts and a state senate seal Somebow th. eJections there always seem more exciting. Consider the mayoral .Iection last spring, where the incumbeDt won by a relative landslide of 31 voles. H. was pleased. The Iasl tune, the mayor won by a single vol •. fn a Iabor-orienled town like K.,. nosba, th. only candidales wbo really count are Democrats. This puts ambitions party workers in a . unique position: they must be aggressiv., bul If th.y want to be elecred, they can't go against th. party. Consider a conversation I bad recenUy with one young Democrat, who, I'm sure, prefers not 10 be named. "There aren't going ID be any openings for a whil., but if Smith goes to th. assembly, and If Johnson takes his place at the county, then maybe I can take his seal. Know any really bad aldermen?" "Not offhand." "Well, If I see any, maybe next eJection I'll move Into his district and run against bun." Th. Democratic machin. In Kecnosha bas its factions, rivalries and alliaces. Howf!!Ver, il seems as if there are really two parties: Them and Us. Both are basically 'Democratic, but In Kenosha even th. RepUblicans sbow a ;trong pl'l>' labor influence. At fundrais.rs, tbos. parlies wh.r. politicans and th. politically ambitious to go observe, be seen and trade gossip, th. team from the other sid. of the tracks is mention· ed s.ldom, If at all. And then only derisiv.ly. or cours., it doesn't burt lhallhe area's slat. senator is a close potiti- . cal ally of th. governor and thai the governor can't stand th. mayof. Th\U}l'lYl!l'~d th. senator Iiv. on opposite ·sid.s Of tb. politicli! tracks. or sud> things are rwnor, and Interesting elections, mad •. But most of all, Kenosha is per. haps th. biggest sma11 town in the slate. Many people know al 1easI on. of their eJected officials personally, and 9>'y may also Imow a rival candidate. The media contributes by mentioning local officials as if they bad just stopped by th. news· room for a cup of coffee. Polilies in Kenosba are shaped by a ligbUykrilt triangl. of politicians, th. media and th. public. Everyone acts as If they themselves were runni!.'g. And that is as It should be. Write a letter to the Editor .. 'til • j :.:-~~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'c;.:;p;;'~'::::. _ KieIIIaC · · ·Commully N Editor :::- _ F.. tun Editor ClnI'::: Am. Featare Editor D.ve ~ , Spao1a Edilor :.r"tt =;:::::::::::::::::=:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~EE ~,::;a.k AdvertiIbIc __ '-"t t ;:.;::::=:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~ =-= STAFF Jay c..pser NalaIle u_~ __ lJ\ Hahn Kimt.erue .~ ...... , DarLuehr T' . M Kranlda, Robb Qaris Po;'. urny, Julie 1'eDdIeto., PHOTOGRAPHERS .... CIInI, Rob -.. Todd -.....-. ~.-...,.. . Rengsr is written and edit db: . . . . , . . spomibkl for its edit ., ': .Y.students sf UW-Parkside"lInd thBy are solely feeCMfHnic """... OrlB policy and content. PublishetLiJvery. Thursday during the ~_r eXCfJptduring brtMks nt/"' Ranger is printfld by lhtl R . Joull hoNda'($. All CorrtIspondence '8C1IJfI mal 11me$. WlSCOnsin.ptri:sid 8 S";:/d be addressed to: Parks/de Ranger. University of 2295 IN (414) 65'i2;;7 •.0. ~~',;KtmOshe. W/53141. Telephone (414) 553- (titters to the editor 1lbe . size paper. Letters shou:/ b BCcepted if typewritten, doubltl-spacsd on: sf.ndINd phone nu"",. included e le~$ then 350 WO(dslind mu.st be signtJd.with lJ Ie. tIUtIn. DeedRfrfI for lett for. verif!cetlon purpose$. Names will be withheld upon ra- "'"MIs the right to ed~~ IS TlJesdeyat 10 a.m. for publication Toom8y. Ranger content tltters and refuse Iflttflrs contBining fs/sa 8nd deftmlBtOry '-, ,.... " ........ ~'." _,. ,ro , , • RANGER 3 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Peterson resigns TO: All PSGA Senators and Officers FROM: Scott Peterson Due to my collegiate skills negligence and procrastination, I have been placed on collegiate skills drop for a period of one semester and therefore have forfeited my student life eligibility lind subsequenUy my position as PSGA president. 1am deeply angered and sorrowed at my actions and tbose of UW-Parkside and regret tbat I have let down tbe PSGA Senate, tbe student body, and tbe people who have supported my tenure as president. I do feel, tbough, tbat we have an acellent Senate and by continuing to wolll:hard and by wolll:ingtogelber, !be PSGA will be stronger tban ever. And finally, 1hope tbat you will remember one tbing: if you have ScoU PeleIlIOIl sometbing to do, do it today, don't wait until tomorrow. Sincerely, Scott A. Peterson Funding to boost The first is $8,000 from tbe Council'of Great Lakes Governors for a study by tbe CSMR into possible cooperative tourism programs among Wisconsin, Micbigan, 00- nois, Minnesota, Indiana, Ohio and Iowa. The research will include analysis of a survey of households in Pittsburgh, Sl. Louis, Kansas City and Louisville to identifY potential tourism and malll:eting opportunities targeted to people in !bose regions. The CSMR also will conduct interviews witb senior management people in tbe travel and tourism Industry to gei tbeir ideas about regional promotion programs. ""';t As part of tbe project, "a seminar *",ong travel and tourism directors of tbe seven states was held at Palll:side ibis summer. Peer Supp.ort Group looks for room to grow SUFACchair, explained to !be Senate tbat tbe issue on tbe floor was not whetber or not Peer Support should be a major organization: "The fact is, tbey have tbat status, and Ibis body has already reconigzed tbem as a major organization. They were ,developed on campus to aid new and returning students in making a successfu1 re-entry into schoo I," Joe Vigniere, President Pro Tempore of !be Senate, questioned Hensiak as to !be number of students Peer Support actnaI\y helps and as to how many students were active in tbat organization. Hensiat continued to explain tbat !be 0rganization currenUy has 35 active members, and develops educational programs for tbe sole purpose of making everyone's educational experience on Ibis campus better. Stome questioned where the group could be boused, and presented to tbe Senate tbat !be group's own advisor was the one who needed tbat office space and tbat it was a matter of priority decision on the part of Community Student Services Director and Assoclate Director: When asked about using space in tbe coffee shop, DOW occupied by Physical Plant but origina11y designed as student space, StofOe found the suggestion unacceptable. P~ Support, the newest major organization on campus, currenUy located at a desk in Community Student Services, was removed , from its office in CSS shorUy before tbe semester started. The office had been given to them on a temporary basis until a more permanent one could be found. The lost office space is to be used by the new Assoclate Director of Community Services, Maureen, Budowle; however, new offiCespace for Peer Support has not been found yet. Paul Johnson, President of PSGA; suggested Friday in !be Senate meeting tbat the Senate make a statement in support of Peer Support's efforts and offer full cooperation; hwoever, after discussion in the meeliqg between senators, students and Assistant Chancellor Carla Stome, the Senate failed to take any action. Several senators raised questions of Peer Support's "major organization" status, when Pat Hensiat, tourism The second CSMR project involves $t,729 from the Wisconsin Department of Deve10pment for a study to measure tbe economic impact of tourisni on a 19-county area of southeastern Wisconsin. The project, which also has been awarded $3,000 from the lJW System Urban Corridor Consortium and $8,000 from Parkside, involves identifying the number and type of overnight faclJities including hotels, motels and campgrounds and surveying those businesses to determine rates and occupaoey patterns. The project was made possible by a specialized computer prngram developed at Parkside by Rovelstad for a study of Ibis kind. Also approved by !be Regents was $5,000 from tbe National Science Foundation for an extremely EI Salvador More chance to leave low temperature fri!ezer to be used by tbe Biomedical Research institute. In addition" the Regents accepted $1,077,868 from tbe federal Department of Education in support of student financial aid at Parkside. The money will be used for loans, grants and wolll:...tudy programs. Also, the Regents accepted $2,574 from the Department of Education for veterans' programming. In addition, the Regents accepted $822 from multiple donors for scholarships in business and education programs and for repair and maintenance of Science Division equipment. Nicaragua "That space was offered to the group. Now it's being used as staff space. It·can't be returned to !be students." In a press release sent out by tbe group, LaVerne Christensen, president of Peer Support, said !be fol- . lowing: "The office we occnpied last year had a temporary status only and Community Student Services had a need for more office space. Peer Support agreed to try a new area tbat _ close to CSS, students and our advisor, but lack of privaey due to !be activity of !be business office has made it very difficult to conduct our oWn business. SeveraJ areas have been sugested but are not appropriate since we need to be accessible to students and CBS staff as well." Christensen added, "Meanwbile, Peer Support and CSS have met and dectded to cooperate In putting togetber a proposal to find our organisation a new, permanent home. Along witb our united goal of finding a permanent home on campus, Peer Support and CSS will be _- ing together on long range planning for student programs and services." President Paul Johbson made Ibis statement after !be Senate failed to take a stand in support of !be group: "I think it's one of tbe most eo.lIa .... oa _ 4 A week at the Park EVENTS Thursday, Sept. 13 DANCE: Starting at 12noon, to the rock music of the "Hot Rods" in Union Square or tbe Patio (dePending on tbe weatber). Admission is free. Sponsored by PAR. MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" (R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in tbe Union Cinema. Admission at the door is' $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAR. Fridsy, Sept. 14 WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 1 p.m, in WLLC D174.Call . est. 2452 for more information. MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Labor Market Information" starts at 8 a.m. in Union 10H06. Call m. 2047 for more information. WORKSHOP: "How to Increase Profits in a Small Business" starts at 7 p.m. in Union 'JI.Y1. The speaker ,is Robert Davidson of UW-Milwaukee. Call est. 2047 for more details. WORKSHOP: "Fresh Start" by Jane Frederick at 1p.m. in Union 202. All are welcome. Sponsored by Parkside Healtb Office. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. Wednadsy. Sept. 1. SEMINAR: "Health Insurance" starts at It:50 a.m. in Union 104. The seminar is free and open to !be pubUc. Sponsored by UW-EDensinn. COFFEEHOUSE: Featurtng David Rudolf, from 12 noon to Z p.m. and 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in !be Union Bazaar Area. All are welcome. Sp0nsored by PAR. SUPPORT GROUP: For !be divorced and separated, at 1 p.m. in MOLN D128. The JlIlIIhDl is free and open to !be public. Sponsored by !be Parkside Healtb Office. WORK8llOP: "Handling !be Disci-, pUne Problem" at 7 p.m. in Union 106, by Professor Dennis Laker. Call m. 2047 for details. Sponsored by !be Small Business De>e1opme11l Center. (NOCRj-"Nicaragu8 is a more' Since December, when it sent a del- stuffs. Student delegates from tbe winnable issue than E1 Salvador," egation of private citizens into Nie- U.S. and Canads were aboard. says Bob Bingaman, IieId organizer aragua's troubled border area to. Anotber group, the National Netfor tbe United States Student Assn- form a "shield of love" against !be wolll:in SoUdarity witb the People elation. "The U.S. is pretty firmly fighting, Ibis church-oriented or- of Nicaragua is, as its name sug_ entrenched in EI Salvador, but ganizationhas sent over 400 private gests, a referral netwolll: rather there's more of a chance to get the observers to the country. The dele- tban a formal organiztion. It conU.S. out of Nicaragua," he says. gations, three each month now, pay nects some 60 groups across the In tbe last year, said Bingaman, their own way, but sign good faith country. Tbe bult of them are not tbere has been a steady increase in "covenants," tbat they will talk' campus-<lriented, but many are student protest about Central about what they see in Nicaragua based in college towns. Last year America, much of it with a Nicara- when tbey return home. tbe netwolll:he1ped to send five volguan focus. Bingaman reports Spokeswoman Betsy Kreitz says unteer brigades l!> Nicaragua -over major protests at UC-Berte1ey as there are usually two Or three stu- 650 people, many of them students. well as many ~ around the dents in each group who become . They went in response to a cal\ for country. Schools In: Oregon and active protest organizers on their help wltb the cotton and coffee barNew York, he said, have been !be return to campus. . vest in tbat country. Debbie Rubin, most active to dste, a1tbougb pro- interim coordinator of !be group, test against U.S. D1Wtary In:terven- In the 1960's few could travel to says !be netwolll: may help send tion in Central America is on !be Vietnam, but Nicaragua is closer olber volunteer brigades Ibis year rise everywhere. ,and safer. Visiting !be country to as well. fro 'caIly wbile students led the see for oneself has become a charg m , Observers of tbe student scene eneral population in !be Vietnam acteristic of tbe new generation of J say aU of tbese efforts potU' t toward protests, they are fo1lowlng private, foreign policy protests. On une 1 A I"" Student Teaching applications for citizens' groups on the Central an organization cal1ed Nicaraguan Nicaraguaastbefocalpointemerg- pp lcatlons theSpringSemester,l8I5,aredue American Issue. Peace Fleet sent a ship from St. ing in a growing wave of campus in !be Education Division office, Gr Witness for Peace is ~ of !be Augustine, Florida loaded with protest against U.S. D1Wtary inter- being taken 210, by September 15. ~~.~~~t. ~f.~~ ~~ •. '."~~~~~U~, ~o~i~.~. f~- H .v~~~.n. ~ .~~t.~?~'..,..,," .,~."1',';."1',~'T"!:' ~. !::!:::::!:!:!:~::;;::;;;;:;:;;~;52:55:;;;iiiiiii====iii';ii SuDdsy, Sept. II MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MOIIdsy,Sept. 17 COURSES: "Watercolor" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA lll, "Contemporary Art" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA 129, and "Intro to Computers .1" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call m. 2312 for' more information. Sponsored by UW-Enens1on. ·1'1oesdsY. Sept. II SEMINAR: "Job Development and • ......... " sept. IS,1* Off campus event policy under fire from students A _ .,-w-,- policy ~ 0II-eampal ....... ......,..ed by stadeot or- .-_ II UIId«"- 11le policy stale that ·It........ it II espectod tbal studslt orpIliDl10lls us campus facilities for _till· II' .-I ......Is, .t II poosibIo to _ a .-- by wrltl<Il "'1-- U 1M __ II .,.-. 1M orpalDlioo', adwt.w m slIP it. stalilll tllat be abe will be ...- to accept "IESi J eNtity for the eDfortemeat 01 IIIli¥enIIJ polidos." nJa policy .... tabled at !be Fri4a1 PSGA SoDate -... boca .... of <8tala objecUoas by IIDdeal leodIn aDd ....a.p;ty ID Ita _ f&cewat 0lOI 01 !be '>. to 1M _ policy II It II DOl made _ III 1M policy _ po,. 1M ad- _·s _y to !be -. Kaitll 1IumallIl. Pili at of PA&, ....... "I .-Id11ft _ !be policy it 1M a-d.... _ 10 ,., (1M adtIoor" WI\J). 11le ...... .....,.,bit'-"- lilt ...... It ...... l.bIa policy ...... oarlllroalI." .- aIoo acIdod, •...m ..., piIoed "'!be ' I I' .. _ It __ paIIds _ aIIect _ dIrect1J ...... hawly ......... pllIIIc IIIpat _ !be ltDdeIlI," .:- ..... lilt policy boa • ._-'><- W * JIaDCOr PIIolD by Daft McEYoy C _ ..... _ton ..a1t for , ....... at tile lIlInl , • PSGA ___ t-> oIfldaIIy 1m p1e....... ecI, it boa t-> adviIecI tllat stadeot orpIliD- _ /oIIow it. 8IrmaID stated, "I doo·tlbiDk it _ be lair to a dub to baft !be 0Ydlt, .-II as !be MaDacers' DiD- _. ca-tW if in 1M pIaIIaiDc __ 01 lilt <ftIIl. tbeY (1M dub) _'t .....,IOOd relalloDs witll tbeIr od'riIor." l1loft aIao ....... to be some amlIipity as to _t ""ip'le lID ..... t as oII-eampus. sucb as tile PAB-sponsored Badger game. _ is not a bused event. Tbe main objection seems to be that tile organiJatinns simply do not feel that lID advisor is necessary at an oIl-ompus events. "11le administration is treating us like we're still in high scbool." Hannann said. AsoisIant Cllanc:eUor Carla Slolfie .... unavailable for comment. ---Club events--- t1Ieerh , I _ ..._ ,.,! To • PaIbide stadeots: Meet _ Do ,... pe0ple' VIoIt _ U1i' .-I oat .. 5 1 Alld porty a - ... ..... WeD, dleerleIIdlaC It _ WIIJ 01 doiIIC jast lbaIJ U ,... ...,..-IpilaftiDteftltedaDd _ lite to _ DIlft aboat -1eadiJlc. come to __ I.011 W-'y, Sept. 19 at 7 p.m. This -"'1I_1o __ is iDIerested In joiaInc !be , ~ aIao DOII·t be oby~ frIeDd or two, tome tee wbat life _ to 011.... You may lil<e _t ,... and Hope ... _ ,... tIlore Dart TtaJD oIcnme -. Dart..-s. 1lOI>-Oarten, and ~ mutants. 11le ParbIde Dart Ism IS olfainC free dart -.. Ibis F'ndaJ. Sept. 14 ID 1M flecftatioD CeDlor at I pm.. TIle ,ames to be tall&ht are CrIcbt. :1111.501, AlOUIld !be Oodt lIlld_! WE WELCOME BEGINNERS. We .....-te adnDced p1a)'en. WE SHOOT RUSTLEAs ON SIGHT'!! ADlbropoIogy Club 11le lint meeting 01 !be year wiD be beId DeS! W-.,.. Sept. 19 at I p.m. In MoIn. SM. S.W.KA. Student WismIIsin Educ:ation Association (~W.E.A.), !be pre-professional organization for future educators. lUIIOlDCeS its first membaship meeting 00 Wednesday, Sept. 19, at 1 p.m. in Moln D-133. An opporluuily to meet and worIr. with otber students committed to iJtlproYin« education and !be professioo. The aperience wiD enbaDa! yoor ovenIJ preparation as a teacher meeting !be cballenge. Inter.Varsity Christian Fellowsbip IDle-Vanity Christian FeUowslop . is an International. inlenlellOaunatiooal group of Christian studsI . We meet ~ in MolD. 107, Wednesdays !nlm I p.m. to 1: 50 p.m. This "",*'s topic: is: God started it. ..- lwn is it "",,1We abo meet for Bible studieI, prayer meetings and occasiunal sodaIs. AD lacuJty and studslts are weIoome. l.tmsted? Questioas! SloP by! PSES 11le first meeting of the Parbide Society of Eogineering Scieoce (PSES) will be beId on Wedoroday. Sept. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D-139. This club welcomes an students in electrical and mecbanical engineer. ing ledmology and applied sciences as well as any other interested students. Meet some of your fellow students and help set the club's fulure. Club listings on Page 7 RANGER News Briefs 1 Soap opera stars pop.ular . come is down. while programs featur- (NOCRl-AmUSement ga;:,~g. reported student union directors in . soaP opera stars are ~ '. Int tinal Dlioois. . tion of College Unions- erna 0 ,the According to the ~r~income is droppitlg off but VIdeo enthuDlinois group also Sll1'. . siasJD continues to ~~" g well the union directors said. but break Big concerts are !10 k om as w~ll as talent shows, are finding suedancing with disc JOc eys, . cess. Unwed mother reinstated .' A U S district judge reinstated Loretta Henricks Spnngflel~. W'ij nal'Honor Society after she had been dropped beWort tO f e a Dey while in high school. the Associated Press recause 0 pregnan ported. Ackerman reinstated Wort "in good slanding" JUd~e tad ~:dthat both the society and the school district had af~, eed al dis",",-;notion against Wort. because unwed fathers pra~uc sexu ~~u.~~. . do not lace the same sanction. Freshmen overrate chances (NOCRj-A Penn State University study of incoming freshmen shows that most overrate .their chances of getling good grades and underratethe time they will need to study. . Even those who didn·t get "B" averages in high school expected to. do lIlat well in college. although they figured to do only twenty hours a ""'* of studying. '. . ti Ia . The five most popular majOrs-romputer saence. accoun ng. w. management and electrical engineering--<lrew over 60 percent of the students' interest. Political literature -O.K. Madison-A Dane County circuiljudge said last week that he was reluctant to halt the distribution of politicalllterature at a Madison shopping mal\. . .fUdge P. Charles Jones said the maII's lawyers had failed. in seek· ing an injunction against an anti,nudear group. to demonstrate that the distribution of leaflets would cause irreparable harm. The case began when another judge ruled that the mall had legally barred a polltical dance troupe from perlonning there. and other groups began distributing the leaflets in protest. Suit filed against bar Milwaukee-A suit filed last week contends that a Milwaukee'lavern was negllgent in serving alcohol to a customer who later died of alcohol poisoning. The $100.000 suit. filed by Ruth Luek of Bullernut. Wisconsin, said that the owner of Tommy's Good Times Saloon in Milwaukee was negligent in serving alcohol to her SOil. Timothy Luek. even though he was obviously intoxicated. The tavern owner. Tommy Michels. said that Luek's problems were complicated by drug use, however. Union beer prices increase Union patrons may have noticed an increase in beer prices and a decrease in their waRels. In late March, distributors na, tionwlde wee suhjected to a price increase in !be pUrchase of bulk beer. (beer sold by the half barre1). Consequently. this increase was passed on to !be retailers, PaIltside's Union included. C· , __ I "Il's !be biggest and most <IraanportaDt major ............ on Jobnaou continued. "I lbint !be malic increase that 1 have ever campoas lor _. 11ley wee senate laiIed to laIte a stand be- seen." said Union Director Bill Nie- The baVIJlI inltnIaI turbuIeD<e at _ ca.... tbeY couId not get !be wboIe bub<. Costs went up three to four' Board aIso approved of an ume. but tbeJ aft sliD a _ or- story in the moeling. aDd 1 lbint dollars per half barre1 d mcrease in the »Ounce beers from lIlld tIlore • epending 85 cents to $1. When bu,,;n~ a hev- ....... tioD vay _ to that are a lot of vety lut!JaIeDt upon !be particular brands. In one erag th Iarg ,..." kind 01 tIuJII. a privaIe feelings on !be issue. 1 do lhint that case. the increase was over 21 per be e. e er size is usually a pIoce to -. _ (111M- !be senate wiD go as far as they cent. - ev~e~ deal. econOmically. Howtails. meetinp. etc.I, 1 feel we have to. and _ Pea Support one In order to cover the additiooal • ID the case.of. a1cohOllc beveri iii-ii...'-ii....... ~iiii;~"iiiiiiib,i' ... iirecliiperiiiceniit.·~·.~~iiiiili.;costs~~.~.the~p=n:·ce~of~beer:=SO:ld~in~!be~:- ~":.the . , . . .. " ..... -,u",lo g~t. a ~e~ P!il'e ~, Board ISm the process of ~u.n~~,. Peer Support Union was raised. However. the new prices did not go into effect until the first day of' summer scltool. A l2-()unce beer now' costs 65 "':'lts. Compared to last year, lIlat ISa mckel increase. A1thoU&b . the entire nickel was not necessary the Parkside Union Advisory Haord agreed lIlat instead of dealing with penmes •• t would be easier to round It off. regardless of the size. The purpose of this is so there is no encouragement for the people to bUy the larger. more economical size. If there was a set price per ounce for beer. the Union would have had to go anotller 10 cents on the 20 ouace size. but it was agreed tbat a 15 cent jwnp was pretty significant to begin with. The price of beer was raised j'!'t enough to offset the bulk beer mcrease so that the Union's budgetprofit picture remains the same· Generally. a profit of two to urree per cent of the entire revenue u made. Eventually this profit is returned to tile students in the form of n"!" .equipm"!'! ••t~evisions. fur· niture, etc. U_---------!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""""""'IIIIlIIIIIIIIIl~~~==-===;_--- RANGER 5 "Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 UW-Extension offers selected short subjects Dance on three consecutive Mondays from get "~n" aperience in the register call 55$-2312. Registration m~). To register call 55$-2312. Co . L·"et and 1 to 5 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. use of legal researeh materials in deadline is.Wednesday, Sept. 26. Registration deadline is Thursda.y, urses m ...., jazz-danc- Fee for the course, which will be l'arkside's library. jog for high school stndents and held in the Parkside library, is $30. Genealogy Se~ 27~, to be taught by UW adult beginners will be offered by To register, call 55$-2312. Reg_ Drawing University Edension, Parkside. istration deadline is Wednesday, Acourse in genealogy that will ="L:::'~ ~ ~~ TKhethcIassesz WildI be taught by Sept. 26. ~ =~g~rkshe an':,:I~ thandeRa en : ttheachparticipants how to trace eaIogists Joanne Baker and Dave a erma ava a, a Parkside The course will cover the use and eir ancestors and learn about Holle, will teach participants bow dance instructor who has been organization of \ega1 researeh mate- vironment as models will be of- their family histories will be 01- dancing prolessioDally in the MiI- rial inclUding court reports, stat- lered by University Extension- lered by University Extension- ~:: to"=""~ =es~pastsar: waukee area lor the past 10 years. utes, legal encyc\opedias, digests, .Parkside from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Parkside, over six consecutive The ballet course, whicb will Shepard's Citator and \ega1 periodi- Saturday, Sept. 29 (rain date Satur- Tuesdays from 7 to 9 p.m. begin- . In addition, there will be a 9(l. teach participants to use their bod- cals. day, Oct. 6.) ning Oct. 2. minute lecture on using microcomies in a graceful manner while ton- Team taught by a Iibrarian ..law- Cost 01 the workshop, to be Cost of the course, which will be pulers to store, sort and print geiog and stretching their muscles, d Iiti· . taught by Parkside art instructor held in Tallent Hall Room 261, is nealogical information that has will meet on eight consecutive yer an po CI8II, partiClpanls will, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper, is $17. To $10 ($5 lor each additional family been collected. Mondays from 6 to 7 p.m. begin_ ningOct.1. The jazz-dancing course, which will provide particiPants with physical workouts wbiIe teaching them dance combinations used by profes- , sionals, will be on eight consecutiv.e Mondays from 7:15 to 8:15 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. ' . Each course costs $26 and will be held in Communications Arts Room 0.118. To register 55$-2312. Registration deadline for both courses is Wednesday, Sept. 26. zavada, who also teaches dance for the UW-Milwaukee Extension program, holds a bachelor of fine arts degree in dance from UW-Milwaukee. Photography A photography course for beginners interested in learning the basics 01 picture-taking will be offered by University Extension, Parkside, on three consecutive Mondays from 7:30 to 9:00 p.m. in Tallent Hall \leginning Oct. 1. To register for the course, which costs $15, call 55$-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Sept. 26. Instructor will be Paul Flagg, an audio-visual coordinator in the Ra- ,!:ineUnified School District. Flagg ~astaught photography classes at Carthage College and the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine as well as at University Extension. The class will teach basics of camera use, film and picture composition. Research A .eourse in legal research skills for paralegals, court personnel, legal secretaries and those interested in acquiring knowledge about basic legal resources will be offered by 'University E:lteIision, Parkside" . '~==:::::::=~;;;;;;;'; Solar heaters An introductory session on the installation of solar water heaters for the home will be offered by University Extension, Parkside from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 1 in Tallent' Hall. ' Cost of the SessiOll is $10 for individuals; $12 per couple. To register call 55$-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Sept. 26. The workshop will cover different solar water heating systems .available on the martet as well as how one can assemble and install a solar water heater through programs available at University Extension. Get down tobusiness faster. With the BA:-35. If there's one thing business calculations, amortizations A powerful combination. students have always needed, and balloon payments. Think business. With ness-oriented calculator. spend less time calculating, Business Analyst. '" this is it: an affordable, busi- The BA-35 means you the BA-35 Student + The Texas Instruments . and more time learning. One BA-35, the Student Business keystroke takes the place UEXAS Analyst. of many. I ·Its built-in business The calculator is just part NSTRUMENTS formulas let you perform of the package. You also get Creating useful products complicated finance, a book that follows most and services for you. accounting and statistical business courses: the Business functions - the ones that Analyst Guidebook, Business usually require a lot'of time professors helped us write it, and a stack of reference books, to help you get the most out like present and future value. of calculator and classroom. © I<R}J'Ieeas InSTruments - -- - ------ • Input/Output Terms take some time into the outside of the computer and .the built-in programs are coonected directly to the nucroprocessor on the inside SwitcJlli,g on the computer causes the ROM p",," grams to run. There are usually two programs b'!'lt-m. One is called the operating system, or OS. It IS this program that communicates diredly with the nueropr .... eessor in machine langUage. Since machine language .IS very romplicated, another program is included m . ROM. CaDed BASIC, (for "Beginner's All-PurpOSe Symbolic InstrUction Cod",,"), this program mterpre!" cOmmands to the microprocessor. For this reason It IS knoWn as "programming Janguage," and comes standani in most borne computers. It is this program that IS ~bIe for the READY prompt. yOU have purcbasec! software, you can respond with commands sucb as WAD and RUN. H not, then you can create your own programs by learning to use BASIC aDd all it! commands. Either ""y it all adds up to software. In fact, your computer is M!y as powerful as the software that it can run. The cost and type of software available is an important consideration when selecting a computer. Cboosing the right kind of software is another problem that you will f"",. More on this in future colwnns. By Chris Pappe II is ~ to buy a computer aDd take it _ to IIDd thai it won·t do anJlhing II just sits there bIIatiIlI READY Rady for what' Anotber cause for ~ Is the start-up messace. II says only 38K of memory Is me! What bappened to the rest? WbeIl your computer says READY, it is waiting for a command, You can loan a pn>CI'IIll (instrUdiom and clata to be uood) !rom disk aDd run it The command _ ..., !rom bnDd to bnDd aDd leU your c0mputer to f_ a procrarn !rom \be disk, place it in the bet memory aDd start foUowiD& the iJlstruc:lions. '"'"" you swItcb \be computer off, \be pnlCnI11 is lost !rom memory But, you can "* It apm!rom \be diskAllotbeF term for p....._ \bat are loaded Is "ooIt'Ift- .... _ ao/t'Iftro, \be computer just sits. Or _ it' WbeIl you swItcb on your computer and _ a .... of memory, tbere Is a ""'" reason for \bat The compula" <011IOI .nth ooItwan! built in aDd it Is IMlD& up _ """""'l" ThIs memory Is a speciaJ klad, ailIod ROM (~ OD/J M<moryl. It cannot be dloa&Od II Is not lost _ you swItcb \be cornpula" en, iIke ooItwan!. ,-- ROM procrams are stored on a dIlp. just Ilke a cartridc< procrarn. A cartridIle plues Big Brothers "adopt" Sisters Ilie BroIhen 01 GrtIOter fIadDe, Is aDll"'Di,. a ..- c:IIaIlge. The orpIlIDtloa wtDllOW be ca11ed "Ilie BroIhen aDd IliC Sisters 01 GrtIOter fIadDe, IDe.." aDd Is ""- _____ poDdiIIC III-.s eaperI<Dc< to IDcIud<d fora k!maIa Jun Greoo, ""_ -, IIlat "Ilie BroIhen 01 America lad SiC SiIten IDtrmdh-w merpel ID 1m to bocome IliC BroIhen Illie Sisters 01 America. N we .... a member 01 BII/BSA we feel compoIIod to .- lIlo III!edI 01 f...... • well ....... ill oar cornm ... ally.·' BI. Brothus/Big SISters of G.. ter fIadDe, IDe. will be deaIiJlc with deliDqllenl aDd p~ gIrlI _ specia1 Deeds. A prof ... sIonal staIf Is uttltsed to idelltiIy probIenIo. lei goals for IliC aDd Lit- ~ 8rulIler and Sister relal_ipo, nnp"rn!lfll't cae pIms foe ac:I:Iie'vu3c _ goals. aDd to pnMcIe _ supervision for the Big and Little Team. "These girls wtD not be without a motile< in \be borne as our little brothers are without a father," says Greco. "Moot of tbese girls wtD have a motIle<, and some will have both parents, but will still be able to benefit !rom a one-to-<>ne volunteer apelieoce:' The female volun~ wtD pr0- vide guicllIIn aDd role IIIll Hiinc tIlruugb inIormaI actIvlties to beIp JOUIIC girls deaJ with \be specia1 pn>blems they have. sucb as: "".,.,.. live dependeDcy, 1ooeIiness,Iirulted opportunities for penooaI growth and future options, confusion ~ ganIing appropriate SCJ:Uai behavior and identity; poor socialsti1Is aDd low seIf-<5teem. A volunteer wtD spend S-6 bours per week with a child on a consislenl weetJy basls for a minimum of one ,.,ar. Girls refened sbou1d be between silt and seventeen j'eII$ old aDd need beIp with one of the above listed problems. "A girl is never too young to start gelting belp," said Greco. "Problem boys are identified early because they act oul, but girls are passed over because they are quiet. U we get to these girls young enougb we bope we can help to avoid serious problems such as depression, pregnancy and drug abuse in the future." Anyone desiring further informalion on becoming a Big Brother or Big Siste< volunteer or on referring a cbi1d to lbe program should contact the BB/BSGR office at 637- '1625. The program serves all of Racine county. Accon!ing to Greco, "It·s serious ~' but we have a lot of fun, RANGEIt YMCA students' home building. There is no need to go out of the building for anything," said Scbmerting. Student residents can feel sale in the building. The only access to lbe floors with rooms is by elevator and only residents are given operating keys. . Like any donn. there is a need for students to have sUpervision help and sometimes just a friend' This need has been successfuly m: led by students known as RAs (Resident Assistants), according to Scbmerting. An RA is chosen as is any new employee. Interested reSidents must apply and he interviewed and screened hefore they are bired. There were 18 applicants for lbe eight positions this year. The RAs for this year went to' Camp Anokijig Aug. 27-28 for a leadership workshop. At camp lbey hiamed about discipline, emer· gency care and other procedures. Susy Siel, a Parkside communication major, taught the HAs about listening skills. Stress and Time Management were discussed by Wayne Behrens. An RA handbook is in the works, authored by E1leo Kaminski. a second-year RA. Scb· merling and Joe Weirtz. The RAs for this year are Ka· minski, Cindy Miller. Julie Jacobs Laura Smitb, Steve Peck. To'; Ulich. Jobn Weatherall and Bob ~ieger. "We're reaDy lucky to have such marvelous students as HAs. Their job is to help students make the adjustment to living in a dorm, and I think they will do a great job," said Scbmerling. The Ranger Hall Council, made up of student residents, also beIps students adjust to dorm life. For more information about lbe YMCA housing, contact Scbmerl· ing. Union 209, or call 553-2320. J Students at most universities are gettinC settled in their donn .rooms , which means making lbClf own beds "'nO used to a roommate .ge....... htu and getting up early enoucPark shower with hot ""ter. Most - side students, on the olber band, merely remain iit their homes all year. . 't But this commuter campus ISO. really left out of the "donn expenenee " \beine's YMCA, 725 Lake Street, has served as a pseudo-donnitory for Parkside students for the past three years. About 90 male and female students OCCUpy lbe four floors of the compl"" each year. All rooms are singles (no roomatesl, some have private baths, although most are shared· Rent is $S05 a semester plus uptional charges for extras, like a small room refrigerator. Sbirley Schmerling, campus Housing eonrdinator, feels that lbe. YMCA is mucb better than the average donn. "What I really like about lbe YMCA is that the students bave privacy. In dorms they don't," she said. The YMCA olles comforts not usually found in college housing. A study room, television room, gyms. swimming pools, weight rooms and a track can be used by students at no eJ:lra cost. For an additinnal $30 a semester, residents can participate in the Nautilus program. The YMCA is located on lbe shoreline and within walking distance of the downtown stores. There is a small restaurant in the building and students may purchase a meal ticket if they wish. Popcorn poppers are alluwed in the rooms for cooking purposes (no hot plates) and a stove and oven are. available for residents' use. "It's just wonderful. Everything a resident needs is right in lbe UW System due s~lary boost MADfSON-A speciaI study group The academic staff saIary comconcluded Aug. 30 that a saIary mittee was appointed May 21 by caleb up provision in the 1985-87 President O'Neil. The action folState Budget is due the academic lowed a suggestion from the goverstaff of the University of WISCOnsin nor's committee, and both groups Sysla"n as well as the faculty. used the same peer group instituAnd to make the academic staff tio'!" in making their saIary com- .; :::::e",,,= :.::::: :~ ~urvey sao beads of salaries competitive, lbe stUdy pansons. ~ "~ III v ~_ ~ ft~ each COUDty.The in- group said, the one-time bonst In its three-month o"-'""tion • .,Y ...'II:' ~""'.-uDII: tervA.GS will uk qoestioDs on should be big ugb to lift ~.~- , COGDbeI II beUIc C<lIIdDcted by lIlo subjects iDcI8dinc job salIsfactloa eno pay tbe academic staff committee CeIter for Sarver and MartetiDg attitudes _ lIlo KeDoiI»-~ levels to lbe median of lbose found ~ pay levels in most cate- _ (CSMR) at ParbIde aDd tiDe area, siIopping habits, enla"- provided at peer institutions. gunes m the UW System heIow bepIl Monday Sept. tainment and recreationai activi- The recommendation paraIIels those at peer institutions. The comThe "qaaIItj '" \jf:~;or "ClIIlIli- ties, lifesly\es, aDd _ 011 educa- one submitted by the Governor's mlttee also concluded that "recruit- .... .....,.11 beUIc IlIllIJCIried by a tloa, social-' crime and areIIl Facu!ty O<1lpensation study Com- ment aDd retention problems bave __ '"orp_ ill fIadDe media. mittee established by Gov. Antbony Increased over lbe past several IIId K..... .-... ;1" h .... dI- The teIepboae int.mews wtD be ~ ~. ~'::ystem President years and that the problems primaroct I1sDduIc '" .....-.I _ncl COllducted over a period of three The Academic Stall Salary Study rily are due to low saIary increases . dol1an from \be K_ Area _, including wMends, with Committee and low starting salaries." Cbamber '" CoauI>ette and IIlaI or- students caIIing between 9 a.m. and estimated .. wasmillion·informed that an The committee report said It "inpaisa_'s K_ Relail "--" ~.~ ........... _ _ p.m. 9 B0U3eh01ds contacted wtD pose revenue .. wouId mbe needed ~ . emphasize the relation- ceneraI pur tended to " Aroa Emnm>ic Develop- ' ........ 1. scientific sampting of fund the increase. ship between academic staff em- _t Olfict: ... well .. .nth fuDds penons in \be _ counties. There are about 7,100 academic ployment and the academic mission ""'" ParbIde. RoveIstad said \be survey is a staff employees in the UW .... _. and ~uality of the University SysThe sarvey Is beUIc led by Part· _ to government aDd cornmu- It IS -"h, u,.~u tern, and added' ide business professor James nity leaders in both coun"-. '11's a an. = prof .... onaIs. ----ISomediverse group of "Thus . teach, others ' compensation for faculty !I<M\slad. diroctor 01 the CSMR.1t ""1 10 see bow people in lbe COlld.uct. research. counsel students, and academic stall shouldcontin II boped IIlat lIlo _ can be ~ towns, cities aDd uil1._ of Ke- •• _,_,~ to he considered· th ue I*ted ysrly to pnMcIe a beDcI>- nooba and Racine "';"''ll'e; feel on a ~~,er educational programs tary m e same bu'dgmart for attitudes 01 _ts over -t _ ..... of '-'-," be said. or perform other !unctions inu.: \. !,rocesses and wilb the same __ r- •__ ., .......... grally related to teaching and the o.lective of ensuring bigh quaIi iiiiiiiiii~;;;;~::~~••';CHcIa;;;;aed;'O;D;p; ..;;e;I ~:i.c~a~.lion~.:of~an:insti:'tu:tion:of~higb~':er~~~"::'~tion for the citizens ~ .• . .... ~. ~~ offered these five ... ~~.. specific recommendations: • A special one-.time provision should he included in the 198H1 State Budget to make academic staff salaries in the UW System more competitive. • Changes made in the process used to develop the pay plan for faculty aIso should he made for the academic staff .. • .The recommendations to increase the Board of Regents' Delibility in allocating budget resources to address faculty saIary problems should he extended to academic staff. • Academic staff saIary mcreases sbould he funded from the same proportion of the general purpose revenue and fees as that which supports the UW Systern operating budget. . • The UW Systern aclJninistration should set ohjectives and guidelineS for the development of a compensa·· tion program for academic staf/. The 19-member Academic Staff SaIary Study Committee ...... cbaired by UW System Vice PresideDI RAln Bornstein. Stuart L. Rubner. director of community studenl services at Parkside, served'as vicechairman. ' Local attitudes being studied RANGER 7' Tbursday;Sept. 13, 1984 Lots of clubs and organizations need you Bored? Want to meet new people who share your interests and professional goab, or do you just want' to have fun? There are over 50 student clubs and organized activities representing university departments and special inlerst areas on campus and they are walling for . you! Parkside's second cwriculum of student activities will help students develop skiDs that will enhance their education and possible future job opportunities. Learning to plan and Implement activities, interact and relale to the university community and possible on-campus em, ployment are some of the advantages of becoming active in an organization. Clubs and organizations are open to all Parkside students and do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, color J sex, age or sexual preference. I!you are interested in joining a group or need additional informalion, contact the Student Activities Office in Union 209 or call 553-2278. Students wishing to form new or- ' ganizations and clubs should contact the Student Activities Office for current guidelines and assistance. The following is a list of campus clubs and activities current as of July I. The deadline for clubs tu register for this year Is Oct. 1, therefore some of the clubs in this listing may become defunct or new clubs may be created. Many of the Individual differences "Individual Differences: Exploring the Psychological Compass" is the name of a course to be offered ~ by University ExtensIon, Parkside, on four consecutive Tuesdays from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. in Molinaro Hall beginning Oct. 16. The course, which costs $25, is designed to beIP participants increase both seU-understanding and underslanding of others. To register call 553-2312, A 12&-item questionnaire must be completed by participants in advance and returned to Extension by Friday, Sept. 28. Instructor will be Paul Erling Tungseth, a psycbotherapist with the Ligbtho~ Counseling Associates in Racine. Estate planning A course that will explain the basics of estate planning will be offered by University ExtensionParkside, from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on five consecutive Wednesdays beginning Oct. 3 in Tallent Hall. Cost of the course, to be taught by Gregory A. Ruidl, a Racine attorney and tax specialist, is $15 for individuals, $25 for families. To register call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Friday, SePt. 28. The course will locus on 'the recenUy enacted niarttal property la.w and the favorable cbanges In Wisconsin's inheritance and gift tax laws. Participants willleam bow ~ avoid unnecessary probate costs m planning their estates. ." , clubs that will be active this year will be represented at the Student Organizations Council Recruitment Fair, Sept. 26 in the concourse. Accounting Club A1I-campus Events Committee Allocations Committee American Society for Personnel Administrators Anthropology Club Art Addicts Baseball Team Basketball Teams ' Black History Month Black Students Organization Bowling Club Budget and Review Committee Chamber Singers Cheerleaders Chemistry Club Chorale Singers Cinco de Mayo Communicators (Parkside Ass0ciation of) Computer Club/Mega Byte , Contemporary Entertainment Committee Cross Country Running Teams Dance Ensemble Dart Team Data Processing Management Ass0- ciation Drama Activities Dr. Who Fiction Society' Engineering Society Geology Club GoU Hispsnic Club Homecoming CoIn,mittee Indoor Track Team Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association International Students Organization Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Intramurals Jazz EJisembles Leagues (recreational) Life Science Club Martin Luther King Jr. Commemorative Music Activities National Hispsnic Heritage Week Nalional Unity Party Nordic Ski Club Orchestra Outdoor Track Team Packside Activities Board Parkside Student Government Association Peer Support Organization Phi Gamma Nu Philosophical Society eo.tlued .. _ • Get to the answersfasten With theTI-55-ll. What you need to tackle the higher mathematics of a science or engineering curriculum are inore functions - more functions than a simple slide-rule calculator has. Enter the TI-55-Il, with 112 powerful functions. You can work faster and more accurately with the TI-55-Il, because ir's preprogrammed to perform complex calcula- the TI-55;Il even simpler, dons - like definite integrals, and shows you how to use all linear regression and hyper- the power of the calculator. bolics - at the touch of a Get to the answers faster. button. And it can also be Let a TI-55-Il "'i~ programmed to do repetitive show you how. 'V problems without re-entering T~vA ~ the entire formula. I~ Included is the Calculator INSTRUMENTS Decision-Making Sourcebook. Creating useful products It makes the process of using and services for you. ._., •• '\1, .-.... ('., ,,' .RANGER • 11lunday, Sept. 13, 1* which is sometimes required of limbs affected by broken bones that fail to heal. Goodman said. Since the process by which living matter responds to the EMF pulsewaves is not knoWD, Parbide scientists are breaking them into their component parts to study bow different eIeclnJIDlI&Il'c frequencies affect a s\ime mold called Physanun poIycepbalum. F'indinlls from those aperiments are being compared with the way the EMF pulsewaves as a wbole affect the slime mold. Goodman said. In this manner. the Partside scienlists hope to isolale those etee- ...-Iy '100.000 in IUDds support. (EMF) intenel with \iving organi.oC faculty reearch aDd lDOft tban imls. Amoog the __ ts being '1 mJIJioD iD studeul _uclloa conducted is one in which the sciaDd auucIal lid at PubIde ... enlists are attempIi.Dg to discoVe< acc<pled Fr\dIJ, Sept. 7 b7 \be UW the m..... ·nisms by which EMF System Ibrd ol fteBmts. pulsewaves stimulale \be heaIillll TIle Roceeb accepted $45.001 process in cases where broken !rom \be Fedon1 ~t ol boDes ha.., failed to restore tbemIIeIllh Illd HlIIIIID Servica in oup- oeIves. port ol (llIlUnu!~ reearch b7 • Goodman said \be medical ~ ...... ol PubIde ICioDtists led b7 plicalloa of EMF puJoewaves as a 1&1. _ prol_ Euc- Good- way to restore olbenrioe ~ _. _ of \be ~s _ -.., boDes is bocomin« 8"........ , ~ __ iDcreaSID«IY popuIar _ ortbo- ",. ..-rdl ~ -....... pedic_. \be ways ID which _ Eibi!ly low ",. IIIC 01 EMF pulsewaves can lreqllODCJ ~ f..1ds IftYODt \be need foe ampulslloa, Students may gain Regent seats Burckel authors Wiscons.intext as on the slate's government and economy and is geared to fourth grade pupils. It already has been adopted for us in the Milwaukee Puhlic School District beginning this fall. One of only two fourth·grade level texts on Wisconsin history available, it is published by Silver Burdelle Co" a leading New Jersey textbook publisher. Parkside archivist and bistorian Nicholas C. Burckel and his wile Lenore, an economist and former elemenlsry school teacher, and UW.Eau Claire gengraphy depart· ment chairman Ingolf Vogeler, whose wile Sharon Knopp served as curriculum and instrUction consult· ant for the project. The textbook focues on Wisconsin's history and gengraphy as well Th. last baltle between WISCOnsin Indians and the U.S. Cavalry ... fought in 1832. when Black Han led 1.000 Fo>:.sauk Indians into a tbree·monlb campaign against American soliders along the Mississippi River. ",. dillereuce between Wisconsin's highest and lowest point is less tban the height 01 the Soars Tower in Chicago. The Nasb Motors Co. (now American Motors Corp.) in Ke- _ aDd the J.I. Case Co. in Racine both made important CODtribulions to \be AllIed effort in WW fiNash bui\t tanb and Case produced parts for guns and bombs. Information lite the above abounds in "WISCOIlSin yesterday and Today," a just.published elementary school t.. lbook on' WISCOIISin history aDd gengraphy. The testbook was eo-wrillen by _ \be __ /MadiIoD campooes. ODe !rom \be other UW campooes aDd ODe lO< \be UW-Cesller sdlools." The lbree studellls would be pIcbd b7 Gov. ADtboay Earl aDd wwId baoe to be wufhmed b7 the SOIIate Ilke ...,lIar Board IIlOIDben. TIle 0Il1y ~uislles to date are that \be _ ha.., to be earoIled ill \be UW System oe Ceater ScboaIo. Olbe< •.., __ will be added as tlte bID COOS tIIroaIb tile IecIsIalIve .....-. TIle Board _ IIIOIIlbIy aDd determIDes policy aDd rules on IOfdoliC tile UW System, ........ to meet ..... aeedI, lOtting ad- _ .e-danIs Illd poIides aDd revlewile and ~ university bucIcets· ..,... ~,.. WlacoaoIIl Slate S-lor J_ Ilandocf (R) is iIllI......... biD ill \be_ ...... ol\beJ 11" .... lbIt a1IowI IMw UaIgenIly 01 "...... ...... to be IIMIIlben 01 \be Boord ol ~ ..... Ilandocf _ to _ _ ill \be UW "...... lIIId ... _It __ ....... _- _ tile Ibrd ol He- ....... TIle • ..... - be .1i ,." Iar '" i rM,. \be Ibrd to It .-II !rom \be ,,-1.. "TIle tIIne .... will be pIS. ee1"..7 ...,_eltlle UW sr-," 2 7 0... lID11I.. J 7 ... tile SOIIaIor. "W ... ftIftLocalattitudes--~ Continued from Page 6 Rovelstad. who joined Parkside in 1982 as a lull professor, ..... a professor and director of the department of tourism and Iravet ad· ministratioD in the graduate sclIool of management at the New School for Social Research. Before coming to Parkside be conducted • researeb. projeCt 'that analyzed economic impact of the "I Love New York" promotional cam· paigJI. lie also served as a consultant for the ~ew York City Office of PIanDiDg and was project director for a study of tourism manpower needs in New York City. Under Rove~d's guidance, the ' CSMR. estahlished this summer bas •oondu~ed numerous research proJects Including analysis of ~elhods used to measure economic ~pact of tourism on slsle and regIOnal economies. the impact of Lak~ Michigan salmon and trout ang1ing on regional economies and pereepti"!'" and usage of local financial lDstitutions by regional households. C~rren~ly, CSMR is studying tounsm ID a·19-county 'area of soutbeastern Wisconsin for the Sla~ Departm~t of DeveIopment and IS fese:arehiDg possible cooperalive tourism progrlllllS belweea seven .Great Lakes slales foe the Council of Great Lakes Govemon ClientS of the CSMR are located ~ eal1y; regiOnally, nationally and internationally. The CSMR brings together Part· side's diverse laeulty eq>erlise to work on practical problems lor business, government, education andoon-profit organizations. I CSMR is able to provide this . broad base of expertise because of Parkside's organizalional structure wh!ch. encourages laeulty from dil: ferent fields to work together on . common researeh projects Ravelslad said. "In addition ~ univer· sity's commitment to ';"'nomic indus~ial.and urban develop~t provIdes the environment to encourage such lacully activity." For more information caD 553- 2105.. . "--.. ---- SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION Ie SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK Campus clubs Coallllaed _ ... 7 Physics Students Society Pi Mu Epsilon . Political Science Club Pre-Law Society Pre-Med C1uh Psychology C1uh RANGER ~er Hall Club Sailing Club Segregated· University F lions Committee ee Alloca· Shoaling Club Soceer Team Softball Club Softball Team Special Events Co . StUdent Nurses at '=e-UWM Student Organizations Council Student Services Committee Student Wisconsin Education Ass0- ciation Swim Club Table Tennis C1uh Tennis Team Tournaments/Recreation University Committees Veterans Club Volleyball Club Volleyball Team Wargamers . Weighllilting Club' Wind Ensemble WinIer Carnival Committee Women's History Week Wrestling Team Young Democrats., " •• I ~ , 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1 :00 p.m. Saturday RANGER 9 11bursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Foreign Film Series -Students urged 'to attend j by Jim Nelbaur Feature EdItor • Many people wbo are serious about film look to foreign movies as a means of escaping Hollywood's commercialism. A series of contemporary foreign fibn classics is being presented at Parkside this year, featuring an excellent variety of film styles from various countries, directors and genre. Faculty members Nonn Cloutier, Don Cummings and Richard Rosenberg made the title selections based on a slil'Vey conducted among last year's patrons. "There are very few students who participate In the series," said Cloutier; "There are even those who asked if the fOreign fibns are in EngIisb or subtitled, worrying that they may have to see a fibn in a foreign language with no translation." Despite a lack of student participation, the series bas been an extremely suecesslul event, due at least in part to the low prices: $17 for the sixteen fibn series ($15 lor Parlrside students)-quite a price in comparison to the current commercial movie admission. . "Even if you miss a lot of the screenings, it's still worth it," said Cloutier. Among the fibns to be shown are Bergeman's operatic MAGIC FLUTE, Oscar winner MEPHISTO, Erice's haunting SPUUT OF THE BEEHIVE, LE CAGE AUX FOIr LES n, and the Japanese classic, DERSU USALA, another Oscar winner. Englisb language films are represented by England's BETRAY AL, with Mel Gibson and STEVIE, with Glenda Jackson. All foreign fibns not in English are, of course, subtitled. "We try not to use dubbed films," said Cloutier. "We were sent one mistakenly once and I raised bell with the distributor." The reason for choosing subtitles over dubbing is simply because a fibn's sound is one of its important parts. To overdub is to change a major portion of a fibn, thus lowerIng its quality. Often, dubbed fibns Student recalls D.C..trip by .11m Ne1baur . " .' Feature EdItor " s.mune" vacations have" been· fodder lor numerous insipid cOmpositions, but bow Parkside student Sue Gustin spent a portlonof ber summer proved to be quite interesting. Gustin experienced poitions of life and political existence in our nation's capitol, Washington DC, during a FOreign Policy Seminar, Aug. l2-2t. . . "The program was really 10Qd/~ sJll,said. "I would recommend!t to . anybody. The only problem Was . coming back to Kenosha aft<lward ~ realizing I'm ill 'nowbere land:' Among the peopl~ she met were. Aleunder Haig, Paul Warnke (chief negotiator for the SALT n talks), and former El Salvador Ambassador Emesto Riv~allonte. One of the issueS that Gustin became more knowledgeable. about was arms control. "SUPPOSedly the United States wants to put satellites into space and the Russians don't. On the otber band, tbe Russians don't want to limit their arms and we do haye it limited," she said. "There's so much I have questions about since I've been to Washington, because one speaker would say the Russians are ready to negotiate, and it's the United States that won't; and another speaker would say that the United States has an their cards on the table, and it's the Russians that won't negotiate. You don't know what to think." One of the Incidence that caused a bit of furor during Gustin's trip was Reagan's offhand wisecrack about bombing. Russia which he made during a micropbone check. "Everybody on the seminar couldn't believe the President of . the United. States could say someRanier Pboto ~ Dave McEvoy Sue Gustin. tbIng like that," she said, "especia1- . ly with the press there." One of the others attending the seminar was with the CIA and worked with nuclear weapons. UAt one of our sessions we were talking about nuclear arms control, and the way we figured it would prohably go is that since we don't trust the Russians, and they don't trust us, we don't see any opportunity to cut hack on weapons. Even if there is an agreement, there's still that distrust. It's kind of like the prisoner's dilemma." Gustin remembers the seminar as an extremely rewarding experience that never managed to get dull. "If the speakers weren't exciting," she said, "the bus and taxi rides certainly were!" Gustin is a mark~ting major with a minor in International Studies. Altbougb sbe wouljl accept a chance to experience a seminar sucb as this again, she states that she'd prefer it to be a bit more .. .huslness-ilriented the next'lime . Ranger pboto by Jay Crapser Nann Cloutier have one man doing all the male parts and one female band1Ing all the female roles. The sound effects can go from natural to obtrusive, and the music is usually poorly selected in place of the fibn's original score. Ranger Record Review Dio: The Last in Line w,,: by Jim Nelbaur Featore EdItor The latest release from Englisb metal veteran Ronnie James Din is an average bard rock tour de force, not unlike last year's "Holy Diver" but a far cry from the frenzied excitement of Dio's vocals on Black Sabbath'. "Country Girl" and Rainbow's "Man on Silver Mountain." "The Last In Line" is a pretty standard Dio thumping and screaming with the two good cuts - "Mystery" and the tiUe tune - getting radio play, wbile most of the rest ("Evil Eyes," "Eat Your Heart Out," etc.) are rather fonnulaic· in the April Wme/Wbitesnake assembly-line tradition. The tiUe cut is typical for Dio in that it deals with the usual demonic possession/trip to Hell theme, while "Mystery" is a mellow number with a stronger accent on Dio's work as a keyboardist. Die's soaring vocals screech above a bard driving backup sound supplied by Vinny Appice on drums, Jimmy Bain on bass, Vlv Ranger Pboto by Dave McEvoy Cambell on guitar and Claude Schnell alternating with Din on keyboards. All in all, uThe Last In Line" is an average rock record; one which is artistically insubstantial, but may possess stronger appeailor fan's of Din's style. o CHARD (OURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM 5120 PER MONTH * MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM •• By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing rieeds in advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 ' RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Dally 1 pm to 5 pm . Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based On Double Occupancy ., Subject to Availability The Parkside FOreign Film Series is one of the best buys and most ~ve cultural events in our area: It i.s strongly reconi· mendedJor everyone who is .... slightly serious about fibn or the arts In general. - .St. Luke's Free films In an attempt to introduce the public to mental health services at Racine's St: Luke's Memorial Hospital, program administrator Ben Farbman bas announced a fibn series at the hospital. The theme of these fibns is a mental bealth issue of one sort or another. The fibns will be open to the public, with free admission. Seating is limited, so reservations should be made prior to each • screening by calling 636-2100 weekdays between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. The fibns In the series include: ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST(Sept. 18.) TENDER MERCIES(Oct. 16) GOLDEN POND (Nov. 20) KING OF HEARTStDec. 18) TERMS OF ENDEARMENT (Jan. 15) AN UNMAlUIlED WOMAN (March 19) ORDINARY PEOPLE (Apr. 16) The fibns will be shown In the Horlick Auditorium on the fourth floor of the bospital, 1300 S. Wisconsin Avenue. Patrons are asked to come in tbrougb the main entrance on Wisconsin Avenue. Tbere will be an optional discussion alter each fibn led by a staff member from the mental health services d~ent. .. ' • I' THnday, Sept. 13, 1!IIl4 1lAN(l~ by Paul Berg/" Post Nasal Strip ~ j ENGAGING IN A UTTLE HAVE yOU NOTICED THAT YOu NEVE.R SEEM 10, HEAR ABOU, "MEN WITHOUT HAlS" .ANY fl(()RE'? .3JJC The Mate Was A Mighty Sailin' Man 1 think there's still room for the The answer is rather elementary. type of comedy 1do," Denver has incred!ble Iikeabiliq: After playing Gilligan for two You want to like his character ...lo seasons Denver appeared in a sue- belnend this bumbling oaf. Never cession' of similar shows. having done anything tantamount . . to a George Bernard Shaw or Wil. THE GOOD GUYS WIth Her~ liam Shakespeare. Denver remains Edelman was Gilligan m a diner, popular in the same vein at lh Denver playing cab driver Rufus Three Stooges, Gene Autry. Th: Butterworth. Monkees, Leave It To Beaver. aod DUSTY'S TRAIL with Forrest Andy Griffith. He's not Chaplin Tucker was Gilligan out west. . but he does have the sort of appeal THE FAR OUT SPACE NUTS, a that attracts enough children (even Krafft kiddie show with Chuck Mc- old children) to give reruns of his Cann, was Gilligan in outer space. shows good daytime ratings, In between series, Denver also And now? did some big screen work. He "1 do a lot of dinner th Ire laughs when reminded of such .which 1like a lot. And my wiI~ films as FOR THOSE WHO THINK 1 have a house in Hawaii that YOUNG (1964) with James Darren, spend a great deal of time at" we and DID YOU HEAR THE ONE . ABOUT THE TRAVELING "When I'm in HoUywood I'D do SALESLADY? (1968) with Phyllis the available shows like THE Diller, dismissing them as "sum- LOVE BOAT, and eventuaUy I mer releases," . would like to do another series. but One may wonder how Denver I really got tired of being locked manages to retain his appeal after into Los Angeles working in televihaving done so many weak te1evi- sion for so many years. Right now sion shows. I'm happy with what I'm doinf.," he said.· '.' For aU its blatant siUiness, GIT.- LlGAN'S ISLAND is not a criticaHy good show at aU. however when one looks at the current crop of tel· evision programs, an ounce of GILLlGAN'S ISLAND is worth a ton of A-TEAM, THE DUKES OF HAZZARD OR WEBSTER. hy Jim NtlbIllr F..... EdlIO< An allrmpt to aplaUl why one likes Gu.uGAN'S ISLAND is tantamount to ap1alnmg the virtues of A1I tar Wresllinl. There is just some unknown force Wltllln a perIOn', I0Il1 that causes him to be amused hy the aiUy occurances on this de:oerted lsIand inhabited only by _ ... stranded castaways; victuns of a ship casualty. Pertupo beneath my phony Intellectlllllily there torts a mindless JDOuth·breatbin8 lout with an aHiJ>. .ty to< the Mlflbomoric. AUybe it's the sentimentality of the !hiD&; ba""'l BlOwn up "'th Giligan dur- ... the program', IDltial telecasts dunnc the mid silties. Why ebe _ I 1iU • _ whooe priDclpab _ hnDc such frivolitiel as -r, cIoIbIn&, costumes, pbaao- II'"Jlb reconII, aDd lUI __ supply 01 Iiq_ on what .... to be • ·'tbree boar tour." A ldepbone interview with Bob Omver, slat of the series, shed new .... t on the perennial rerun favorIte. Denver had essayed the role of Dobi.'s beatnik pal Maynard G. Knbs on the OOBIE GILLIS series from 1~1962, landing the Gilligan role in 1964. "I bad longed to do old-fashioned slapstick," the 47 year old actor said, "so when Sherwood SCwartz (creetoe and producer) offered me the part, Itook it." Wh en Gilligan left the air in 1967 It 1ftIlt into syndication (in rerun fonn) wIIere it has remained ever since. Even today. over fifteen yean after the show left the air, GILlJGAN'S ISLAND is still bigb in the aftemoon ratings. (Milwaukee's Channel 24 states that their Gilligan reruns are champions of \he weetday 4:30 pm time slot). DespIte its ......... GILlJGAN'S ISLAND is considered hy many to be the --.I leIevision show of aU time. Denver doesn·t argue this point. "I think there's still "It's definitelY down there with 'em. he said, "Basically everything room for the type of the critics say about it is true," comedy I do." "But along with programs that _Bob Denver. have tDOI'e substance and meaning, ....;;;..;..;.. _ SPECIAl. FIESTA LUNCHEON featunng FOODS FROM SOUTH OF OUR BORDER THIS FRI., SEPT. 14 UNION DINING ROOM • Classifi,eds Services Offered Lost and Found LOST!! MY weddiDc haDeI. Sept. f. Gold .Ub -"""".-. ......... IuD of 1eanUDg, UId ll'OWiDIlrith you. Your LOVE-A..[pI'. MEET mE ......... of the teadliDg.- sioD. Joirl SWEA. KEN: rrs great to 6nalIy be "home." I love you! J"tD. ~ UNn'E: The kettle's GO to boil. Let It DOt be us for dinner! Help Wanted WANTED: SWEA members Sept 19 at 1 p.m. in MolD DW. PIIOI'OGRAPBY AND -. part lime. _ houn.'::;:ieuce _ ........... Portrait .... 3030, ast for Kim. Student seats The foUowing are the vacant student seats on facultY committees, Any stud,ent interested in filling a vacancy IS encouraged to visit the PSGA office, WLLC D139A or to call 553-2036. This is an ""cellent opportunity for students to participate in the second cUcriculum at Partside: • Academic Planning and Program Review • Academic Actions • Campus Planning • CoUegiate SiiUs Subcommittee • Graduate I'rogramnw,g • Library ILearning Center • Non-instructional Affirmative Action • Registration Activities. " ,: PAB film Zoot Suit by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature EdlIO< This week's PAB film is ZOOT SUIT, a dramatic musical starring Edward James Obnos. and directed hy Luis Valdez. ZOOT SUIT is based on a Los Angeles Slage hit that failed on BroadWay. It tens the story 01 a conflict between whites and chica· nos in 194O's Los Angeles. ZOOT SUIT has a stagebound look that is very out of place on a movie screen. However, the dazzling, high energy dance numberS help the film overcome its stagey quality. . If you're getting a bit tired of average movie fare and you're looking for something a bit different. see "ZOOT SUIT. " , " , 11 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 A pause Crime info in the disaster by Rick Loeb< Asst. Feature EdItor . This semester, as always, all of us are going for the best grades we can get, but studying all the time cao get a bit boring. We are all entitled to a little fun. So, to liven up your life, here are some little diversions guaranteed to stave off boredom. Go to a pet store aod buy the nicest barnster you can lind. Then, go to your neigbborbood drugstore aod buy a can of sbaving cream. The next day, come to school with the bamster aod the sbaving cream con.cealed on your person. Go to the Molinaro Concourse at about· 10:00, or aoy other time of peak congestion, take the hamster in one baud aod spray sbaving cream on aod around the hamster's mouth. Quickly put the hamster 0" the floor, let it go, aod holler, "Rabid woodcbuck!" as loud as you can. Then stand back aod watch the fun. The next time you're in the hookstore aod it's quite busy, buy sometbing small, like a candy bar, aod pay for it with a five doUar bill. After you have received your change aod the salesperson has closed the cash drawer, step a few feet away from the counter, 1001< down at your cbaoge aod yell,' "I gave you a fifty! You shortcbaoged me forty-five dollars!" as loud as you can. Make a big fuss aod demaod to see the maoager. When the maoager arrives, let everyone in on your little joke. Everyone will share in your Iaogbter, especially the maoager aod the salesperson. During linals week, go into tbe library with a portable stereo. When you get to 30 area wbere maoy people are studying, turn the stereo on at maximum volume. Then nm around yelling aod screaming as loud as you can. Also go around knocking books off shelves. When security arrives, tell them someone told you tbst it was all rigbt to do this stuff during linals week, because at tbst point in the semester, everybody knows everytbing about their classes aod is just socializing in the library. When the security people tell you tbst someone was playing a trick on you, apologize nicely. Security will happily let you go aod you can have a good Iaogb as you leave. These are just a few things tbst you can do to escape boredom. 0thers include: setting the emergency stop on elevators aod then leaving, knocking on classroom doors during lectures aod running away, and trying to see how maoy paper clips you can put in the chancellor's beard before he notices. Just remember, you're not only bere to learn, you're also bere to have fun. Lots of fun. A look' at entertainment news shows by Jim Nelbaur Feature EdItor In Hollywood's heyday of the thirties aod forties, people brougbt movie lan magazines to lind out such interesting trivial tidbits as Clark Gable's favorite color aod Spencer Tracy's choice for toothpaste. Today, magazines like PEOPLE aod US are our major source for what's happening with people in the limelight, showbiz lind otherwise. All in all, these magazines concentrate more strongly on mindless drek aod sidestep the really substantial aoalysis tbat the arts deserve, the type of coverage given by sucb "respectable" publications as FILM COMMENT aod VARIETY (tlje Iatler being a bit more statistical. A program tbat debuted on television five years ago, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, bas attempted to combine t'ie journalistic approach of VARlETY, the mdepth appreciative approacb of FILM COMMENT aod the insipid fluff of PEOPLE or US. Rather thao blend, these elements often clash. On the positive side, we bave television joumalist Scott Osbourne doing investigative reports on such matters as the controversy surrounding John Belusbi's death aod the accusations made by various Animal Welfare orgaoizations regarding cruelty to animals on movie sets. . . Also we have Leonard Maltin, a !ibn critic wbose written credentials include' dozens of excellent books on the cinema aod a historieal knowledge of motion pictures tbst serves him well in his critiques of current movies. Maltin told me recently, "It's hard to retain some integrity and purvey some genuine information on the tube, but it's a challenge that I'm enjoying." Maltin does accurate reviews as well as some important feature stories on various film genre and other matters of historical interest, something most reviewerS shy away from. "Maoy reviewers are journalists who happened to get a job as !ibn critics. Not all of them are in it beFaShion Baubles big in college Faded, wrinkled jeans and informal T-shirts may nol have faded from the college fasbion scene, but today's college crowd has 30 eye for elegaoce which shows in their jewelry accessories, the Jewelry industry Council reports. There will be times for the dres-: sy suits aod with it, the need for tie pins, cuff links aod dressy watches - or even a .gold and diamond ring .. Chances are tbst students in the height of fasbion will sport not one but two watches in their collections. Watches for sports aod class appear in two-tone metal aod slainless steel bands, For special oecaSions, however, the new fall watches appear with black dials and bands, with the watchband liiIks intersticed with slim gold bars. The aoalog is by far the must popular in dressy quartz watches. In addition to a timepiece for his or her wrist, a compact travel alarm clock will keep the student body on schedule for classes. Desk sets, and pocket pen aod pencil sets, are part of the back-toschool needs of serious scholars -, Small diamonds appear in tie pins aod rings, wbere the diamonds are olten used in a pave effect, says the council. Women students will be taking along their jewetry wardrobe to switch daytime costumes to. evening elegaoce with the aid of drop earrings aod a mixture of pearls, beads and stones to accent fall's colorful new 'apparel: ' cause they love movies, or bave more tban basic knowledge of film," said Maltin. Judging by the fact tbst Roger Ebert recently referred to the great director Ernst Lubitsch by calling him "Ernest," I'd say Maltin was rigbt. ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT's flaws lie in the appel)[- aoce and delivery of its co-hosli. First we bave Ron Hendren. a wholesome, baby-faced chap wbo has the same bubbly effervescence whether he's reporting on a movie star's death or a place wbere the stars' dogs go to be groomed. Next we have Mary Hart, another "geewbiz'golly-swell" sort wbo rarely changes mood in facial expression or tone of voice. But if ENTERTAINMENT T0- NIGHT is so-so, the local TAKE TWO is positively in~pt. Produced by Carmichael Communications out of Kenosba (they say Chicago on the show, but this is not so), lbe same outfit tbst distributes the free TV guide known as HAPPENINGS MAGAZINE,TAKE TWOis a bombastic farce attempting to cut in on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT's territory as far as !ibn is concerned. Host Dave McGrath is a very still, lifeless sort who speaks in 30 annoying monotone. His blandoess is so outstaildilig tbst working as a OJ on 30 easy listening radio station is a career imperative. He makes several errors in reviewing his films (like stating John Belusbi appeared with Ackroyd in GHOSTBUSTERS). He's also the editor of HAPPENINGS (be recenUy referred to video failure Alan Tbicke as "multitalented"!) The show's resident historiao is Dale Kuntz, one of those guys wbo rates a film on the strength of "Gee, isn't Tyrone Power haodsome" or "My, aren't Judy Garland's costumes lovely!" It's aoybody's wager that the guy's favorite film is GONE WITH THE WIND. His breathtakingly fascinating feature stories have included a piece on "Great Movie Logos." TAKE TwO does get some celebrity interviews, but such inane questions are asked. Roger Moore was asked, "How did you meet your wife?" Hodney Dangerfield was asked, HWhat's your favorite movie?" How did TAKE TWO get its name? One insider believes tbst the name is representative of the num-· ber of stations airing the program. Perhaps there never will be an entertainment news sbow tbsl caters to those of us wbo desire a more serious, intelligent sbowcase when presenting various events pertaining to tbe arts. For now, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT will bave to suffice. a-BALL LEAGUE WHERE: Union .Ree Center - Length: Weeks WHEN: Mon., 4 p.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $2/person/week BEGIN: Mon. Sept. 24 (includes trophy fee) SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFO, ENTRY LIMITED TO 16 PLAYERS The Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce has issued an invitation to local organizations, charter members aod the public to help finance Operation Q.T", a crime prevention program wbich offers rewards for information leading to the arrest of criminals. The program, in cooperation with thO' Kenosba Police Department and lbe Kenosba Counly Sheriff's Department, has resulted 'in the arrest of several people who have committed crimes in the area, said the chamber of commerce. For further information, call the Chamber at 65(..2165. "....-.....---... ~~ .-J! ..-::---./'r...t. L/ \f .-1:1 Vr (l}lbr l!owr.1 l!o~"pp. ~ PARKSIDE UNION 10:11I am - 4:11I pm • Jube Jells • licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Pep perm Int Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Oiscs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball •. Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK Of SEPT. 17 CHOCOlATE COVERED PEANUTS 25% OFF • ,i· \. . 1% Wild Life CIl~~)Wfllrr's nilS I ItEA R A80IJr AtJOi\lER WOMP,~? Af'X> SHE IJl)R~ /\T 1Hr flHDrOCl\Pl' stbP. Ranger film review: Another .,. RId< l.-... Aat. F_ Edbar Once Upocl • lime. iJl the mysti- <aI JJlO\'1e",m_, tbeft 1ived • man ruomed JolIII Dora. JolIIIIibeI 10 wnu. IlId dIn!ct movies. John bad a wile ruomed 80. 80 libel 10 lal:e her clothes aU. A lot. One day. John IlId 80 bad an Idea John would wrill!! IlId dIn!ct a movie m _ 80 could IaI:e aU her clothes. A lot. So John IlId 80 llOI oome lIlClDey from aome very CUlhble people IlId made their movie. Aft... lbey finished, lbey sholred tbeir movie 10 a bunch of men from a kiJJcdom called MGM/ UA who sald lbey would seod the JDOVie aU IlOUDd the land. 'Ibese IIlOIIlooted at the JDOVie IlId lbey wee _ed. They sald the movie would be 11lu.d X, _ WllS very, very bad. The reason it would be 11lu.d X was that, iJl the JDOVie. 80 looIt off her clotbes. A lot. ADd so did oome lIM!II. 10 fact, many times 80 IlId lbe m... bad tbeir clolbes off at the same time. ADd lbey did naughty lbinp. The men from the CROSSWORD PUZZLER ,"CROSS 1 Bother .. ex.sI 6 Vessels 11 Tough $.1\,9(- "",Me metal 13 Ambassador 15 Negallve 1e Reol Hl \le",.e 19 etHer ",etch 21 Bridge 22 ~tkhon: abbr. 23 Stgoll'e5 2680w 29 Cloth stnp 31 TransactIOn 33 A,."er 111naly 34 Heblew month 35 SUitable 38 Change COlOr ot 39 Near 40 Negat1lo'e prellx 4 18.bkal weed 43 Small valley 45l,mb 47 PtelU"e· lall'ng dtt\llCes 50 Rupees abbr 52 Heap 53 Church bench 56 Spoken 58 Small factory 60 As rat as 61 HOly 63 CIo'hesmaker 65 Apponloned 66 SpaOlsh artICle 61 In addItion OOWN 1 Skin aliment 2 Entrance 3 RiVer In Siberia .. Consecrated 5 Public storehouse 6 Mtxed 7 Faeroe Islands whIrlwind 8 Matures 9 Claw 10 Mu$IC~as wrltlen 12 Symbol for alumlnum 14 Printer's measure 17 Pulverized rock 20 Drink slowfy 24 Tidy 25 Declare 27 Semi-precious stone 28 laVIsh fondness on 29 Caudal appendage 30 Competent 32 Mother of Castor and PcHlux 36 Moccasin 37 Snared 42 Man's name 44 Snake 46 Solemn 48 Raise the spirit 01 49 Pertaining to lhe kidneys 51 Narrow openlOg 54 Short jacket 55 Promise 56 Hypothetical force 57 Edge 59 Note of scale 62 Compass point 64 Note of scale 19&4lJnlled F_tute SyndICate. Inc:. Puzzler answers Page 15 kingdom of MGM/UA said they would not seod lbe movie all over the land unless 80 IlId the men kept tbeir clothes on more. John said he wouldn't change anything. because be knew. deep in his heart. that people wouldn't want 10 ... the JDOVie unJess 80 looIt off her clothes. A lot. So John said nasty lbinp 10 lbe m... from lbe kingdom of MGM/ UA IlId went 10 lbe Cannon Group instead. The men from lbe Cannon Group said lbey would seJ:.d lbe movie all over lbe land. and lbey wouIdn't ask John 10 change anytbp. But, because many lbeaters woiJIdo'l show a movie thai's rated X, lbey would release it wilbout a rating. They put a warning on the movie that said nobody und er 17 could it. They should bave put anolb warning on lbe movie that said nobody over 17 sbouId ... it eilb er, That would have been good. Because John's and Bo's movie stinks. A lot. As you can probably tell from lbe preceding fairy tale. I dido't like BOLERO. ADd I'm going 10 tell you why. Allow me 10 begin by giv_ ing you a brief plot synopsis. 10 BOLERO, 80 Derek plays a virgin (bet you dido't know this llick was science fiction. did ya?) who graduates from college. To celebrate, 80 does what I'm sure all of us are going 10 do when we graduau.. She runs around the college grounds taking off all ber clotbes. Thea she. ber friend Catalina IlId her cllauffeur. Cotton, go 10 Morocco. where 80's character (I nev ... did catch lbe name) wants 10 lose her virBinity with a I'eIl1 sheik. You .... she loves Rudolph ValeDtino . movies, ao naturally she bas the hots fc!r sheiks. Anyway. she meets thia sheik, who lal:es ber off 10 his tent, pours milk IlId boDey all over her body IlId licks it off. Due 10 circumstances beyond b... control, she doesn·t lose her virBinity. 10. of course. it's off 10 Spain. 10 Spain she faUa iJl love wilb a buJJfillhter who isn't popuIar because be doesn't like 10 kill bulls. Instead. be sticks the swonIs into a pad strapped 10 lbe buD's back thus pleasing the HIIDlIDe SocietY 10 no end. 80 and the buJlfipter 11IItT5 R16rIf· 7 HoU DID 'rbLl KtvlIw. have some really good sex. Then lbe hullfigbter gets gored by a hull and becomes impotent. Meanwhile. lbe sheik (remember him?) tries to kidnap 80 and fly h... back to his country. 80 wants none of this; so, expert skydiv... lblit she is, she bails out. When she gets back to the love of h... life, she decides to try a radical cure for his impotence. She ball him teach h... 10 become a hullfighter. This, of course, works. and Bo and her guy have some more great sex and lbey get married. Okay. so the synopsis wasn't all that short. I bave a couple of good reasons why Ilold you the entire plot. First, I wanted you to know just bow dumh lbe plot is, and second, now that you know how the movie turns out. you woo't spend $3.75 out of curiosity. Now. I know that lbere are some of you out there who might go to see it just to see if it·s as bot as the ads make it out 10 be. Don't bolb.... This movie is about as «;rotic as eJectro.sJiock therapy and aJmost as fun. The dialogue in BOLERO is among lbe worst Ibave ever beard I'd quou, some, butI'm afraid thai I'd make you sick. The acting is as abysma) as the script. Do delivers all her lines wilb a kind of wideeyed look that, Iguess, is SlIpposed 10 convey. h... innocence. but only succeeds 10 making her loot hraindamanged. George Kennedy. as Cotton. the cllauffeur. Iooks totany embarrassed. All of.lbe supporting, by John Kovalic BO DEREK n.A~ ~AnAd1!en/ure in Ecstas» cast speak in accents so thick thai this is the first English language movie I've ever seen that n'" subtiUes. In conclusion: BOLERO is an inept, boring. tacky. tasteless, unerotic, .silly and incredibly stnpid film. Iwould call it a dog or a tur· key. but I don·t want 10 lal:e !be chance of offending our friends in lbe animal kingdom. Let me put it this way: H you set this movie out on a hot day. even the flies wouldo't louch it. Conference A one-day conference OD "Grado· ate Education for Minority Students" will be held on Oct. 12 at the University of I\Iinois Chicago Campus, sponsored by the Committee for Institutional Cooperation. The annual event is open 10 stlIdents, faculty and staff, IlId .wiI\ feature Dr. Samuel lletances, pr0- fessor of Sociology at Northwestern University and cohost of WMAQ's "Inside Out," as lbe keynote spook- .... Dr. Betances, an ezperl on IllCO and ethnic reJatiOllS. is a co-founder of the Latino Institute of Chicago. In addition to lbe conference. there will be a workshop on lbe Graduate Record Examination, which is open to bolb counseJors and students. For furth ... inf0rmation. call the Committee lor Institutional Coo~tjon.at (312) 88&f63O. 13 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Unusual Sport Australian rules football One of the most popular sports in the world is also one you may never bave heard of, unless you have cahle T.V. Even then, you either bave to stay up late or get up early to see it. This unusual sport is characterized by a hunch of guys in shorts and muscle-type shirts runniug around trying to get hold of an oblong, blunt-ended ball. When they finally 'do get a grtp on the ball, they inunediately punch it or kick it away. This game is Australian Rules Football. 'Footy,' as it is known to the people "down under," contains elements of rugby and. soccer to create a totally unique sport. It is only one of four divisions of football in Australia. There are two divisions of rugby and one of soeeer; hut footy is by far the most exciting and the most followed. Supporters of these tearns often seem fanatical in their following. Crowds at these games commonly exceed big part. Paulson added, "Being 60,000. mentally tough is one of the biggest Australian Rules is not new; the parts of the game." Paulson be- game originated in 1858. It was , lieves that physically his team will used as a way for soccer players to always be in the game, but the keep active in the winter. It is playmental preparation must come cd primarily in the southern Ausfrom within each player. "As far as tralian states of Victoria, South intenectually playing the game, that Australia, West Australia and Tascan be trained. Emotionally, which - mania. ' , is most important,has to come " :~ within. That can't be train- WOmen'S Cross Country Besides training bard and entering the season, pumy tournaments tbrcJuCbout the volleyball team has Freshmen dominate team organized what Paulson calls "media night." Media night, which occured last saturoay. (Sept. 8) in the Porbide gym, consists of food. fun and volleyball. Paulson set up a volleyball match between the Kenosha media and the Racine media. When the games between the two teams were finished, the members went upstairs to the conference room where they enjoyed refreshments as they watched the women's volleyball team play Parkside alumni. Paulson organized "media night" mainly to have some fun, but also becatise he wanted to introduce the media to good women's volleyball. "It's nice to know them." be says. "And if the Parkside team needs an article: the media is happy to do it... Although the women's volleyball team may be a liWe shorter than previous teams, the hustle and defense of this team will surely pro- 'vide a cballenge to all opponents. The women's volleyball team who won all three matches against carthage last Thursday, Sept. 6. The results were: IS-3, 11>-4and IS13. Women's Rang~;PhoiOby Dave MCEvoy Alumni Volleyball Touruamenl Volleyball Team looks good; brings home' wins by Kimberlle Kronich The Parkside women's volleyball team is off to a good start, baving beaten their first opponent, carthage College, last Thursday. TbIrd year coach Terry Paulson seems to bave a good idea of his team's streogtbs and weaknesses. The tenmember team consists of: Kim Tesber, senior; Fran Busalacchi, LorIe Herman, Janet Koenig and Kim VanDeraa, juni~rs; Amy Henderson, Karen Greene and Sberi LechDer, sophomore; and Laurie Jatusz and Sharon Abbott, Iresbmen. Paulson admits that the team bad some weaknesses from the start. For one, the team is only carr,ing ten players, whi~ makes it Io'gb at practice, especially when the team waDts to scrimmage one another.Secondly,the team is Dot a tall blockingteam, with the average beightabout 5'6". Teammember Janet Koenig admits, "This year we're a little bit weakerthan other years because we're shorter, hut we make up for It on our defense and our quickness," Paulson agreed that the strengthof the team is in its "opPOrtunity to be a good, fast team." . H the success of the women's volleyballteam lies in its defensive ability, Koenig certainly plays a maJOrole. Paulson stated, "Janet bustles.Kim Tesber is also doing' g"'"! tbings on the court, both de- ~ensivelyaod offensively. In addion, some of the players who sat out all uf last year are starting to ~, in aod play some good,volleySince volleyball is a game of momentum,mental altitude plays a Sports trivia quiz Hey,trivis fans -did last week's , qUestionthrow you for a loop? Here'sthis' week's question and last Week's answers: In the 1971Super Bowl, this man becaJIle~ .b~ 'in Bal\i!nOre wheq , be kicked the winDIng field i!oai in the Colt's 16-13 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. Yet, two years later, he was out of pro football. Who was this man? Last week's answ:er: Jlack:Wilson; 56 home' runs, 190RBI's: - ... by Robb Luehr by Carol KoneDdieil: Sports EdItor Accoring to Coach Mike DeWitt, this year's women's cross country team is young. The team, which has been practicing before school, is compbsed of six freshmen, one sopbomore and one junior. The members are: Carol Romano, junior; sarah Hiell, sophomore; and Michelle Marter, Julie McReynolds. Jill Fobair, Colleen Wisner, Julie Wuarow and Cathy Polacheck, freshmen. . The young team, however, looks pretty good, according to DeWitt. He feels the team has the poteotial to fit right behind the top tearns - UW-LaCrosse, UW-Milwaukee and Marquette. He's hoping the team finishes in the top 15 out of about The playing field is about the size of a soccer field, with slight variations betweeo stadiums. The dimensions are 165to 215 yards loog, 130to 165yards wide. The game is played in four sominute quarters, or 'turns,' with a haHtime in betweeo the second and third quarters. There are 32 players on the field at all times with substitutes available. The object of the game is to get the ball through goal posts at the end of the field. There are four posts: two tall ones in the middle with a short one on each side. A ball kicked or punched through the tall posts is a goal worth siz points and a ball that. goes betweeo a tall and a short post is a 'behind,: worth one point. The team with the highest point total at the end of two hours of play is the winner. There is an eztremely high potential for inflated scores. The record is 287 points. The game begins with the center bounce, much like the jump ball in basketball. The ball is tipped to a teammate, who inunediately starts down the field. The ball is advanced by kicking, punching or running with it. Tackllog is allowed, but only by grabbing the opponent between the shoulders and knees. H a ball is loose on the field, a mad scramble often results. The roughness of the game seems un26 teams. The team ran a scrimmage meet at Stevens PoiDt. The meet was close, with Parkside losiog by one point. The score was 27-28. The women will begin the season this saturday at Michigan. They will compete against Hillsdale College (Michigan) and MaloDeCollege (Canton, Ohio). "H we just go out and hold our own, we should do very good," said DeWitt. Thougb the team looks promising, DeWitt is also impressed with the team's spirit. "The team is the best and easiest to coach because the altitudes are good about workouts. H they run with that altitude all year, we whould reach our goal. H we don't, however, it still will be a successful season," concluded DeWill. TRY A VIDEO GAME in the REC CENTER OR UNION SQUARE We have a wide selection. featuring: * STAR WARS * TAPPER * CRYSTAL CASTLES * TRACK & FIELD * MS PACMAN * TUfENKHAM * MILLIPEDE * FAX , <; •* Ji1.llCK WIDOW controlled, but the referees keep a close watch on the game. Penalties can be called for excessive rough play, interference and tackling above the shoulders or below the Imees. Penalties range from yardage markoffs to free kicks. H a kicked ball is caught, that is a 'mark,' which entitles the catcher to bave an uoobstructed kick toward the goal. H he begins to run, be is fair game; but if he elects to kick the ball. no player can inter- [ere with him. Marks can be made up to 12 feet in the air. Despite the fact that this game is mown almost exclusively to Australians, it draws as many people in a year as pro football does in the U.S. Also consider that out of a population of ahout 13 million people, there are over 500,000registered fooly players. That's about four percent of the total populalion. For unequalled action and excitement, Dothing beals Australian Rules Foothall. PARKSIDE UNION OUTDOOR RENTAL CENTER .2 MAN TENTS .4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • COMPASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon. 1 pm-s pm Thur. 4 pm- 8 pm Fri. 1 pm-6 pm ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY . CALL: 553.2408 . ,.... ' ~~.- - , 14 n.ndllJ, SepL 13, 1184 .. -- Vinegar great for skin "'ConI Kr ,.. s,.toA smooth comp\elloo is WIJOderful to have (for both IIlOIl and _> but bani to obQIn. 0DIy a lew pc.- aaturaIIJ dou *in, and I'm DOt .... of them. 1.. acImlrtnc a fri<Dd'. comp\elloo .... day and told her 1 wisbed my lace _ed so uublemisbed. In the Ioncth of a lecture me told me what me did to oblaiD her lair *in, and _ to tftp it. Her dermatoJocist pre5Cibed a daily "'IiJDe. First, wasil the lace .nth a llOl><leodonntJOaP, sucb as Ivory. Alter wahiIlC tbe lace, rime it well .nth warm to semi-bot water Alter riDsiDC the lace, fill ~ hatbroom sink .nth water as but as the lace .no tolerate. Be careful DOt to get itlDo bot, "'" could bum the face. '!beD add about a quarter to a ball of a cup of apple cider YiDepr to tbe water. With Ibis solution, rinse each side of the lace ten limes on each side, tbeu 20 limes on the entire lace. To be effective, do Ibis everyday, twice a day. In fact, the sikin mau appear worse for a couple of weeks, but acconIiDg to her doctor, it', the skin gettiDg rid of its impurities. In about a montb, the face sbouId begin to clear up. Wbeo it does, don't stop the "'IiJDe, but iJ>- stead continue. This sboukI become as habitual as brushing your teetb. I tried it for a couple of montbs (yes I'm guilty 01 quitting too soon), and lound that it was truly effective to combatting my skiD problems. Also, to pleasant surprise, it oost less tbao most skiD care produets. The apple cider vim>- gar eon be purchased at any groeery store, aIoog with the soap. I! you've given up all other metbods, try Ibis and perhaps nol overnight but in a month you'll bave a new compiesion. FALL BOWLING LEAGUES IN THE REC CENTER Mixed Couple - Every Other Fri. - Begin Sept. 28 - 7 p.m.-g:30 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 7 Weeks - $2.50/Person Mixed Couple - Sundays - Begin Sept. 30 - 7 p.m.-g:30 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 8 Weeks - $2.50/Person Parent-Child - Sat. - Begin Oct. 6 - 10 a:m.-12 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 16 Weeks - $1.25/Person "League Fee Includes Trophies & End of Year Pizza Party SIGN UP FOR LEAGUES AT THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFORMATION Men & Women'. IoWIIIl9 Club &V-.ltyT ..... IIMtlII9 • .• PX~~I~~~i~~~N: f > --.\... '.,' .... BIG 6 CONFERENCE '0/0 I •. " ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME '* t ..."MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE .. I "ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE ~ ., "UNIONS -INTERNATIONAL ) . 'L": . ( .~\i REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS ,..... ~.~ Ij " AREA INVITATIONAL . ""-' TOURNAMENTS '1--...... Fri., Sept. 14, 1 p.m. Aec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REOUIRED FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2408 Fomen's Tennis Team forced by Robb Luebr Partwde's· wamen's tennis ~ is now doWDto five members, WIth the Joss of Carol swenson and June H~~ 6 the Rangers bad a . dual meet ;.g.inst the College of S~. Francis at parkside. St. Fran."," won every match to blank parkside &-0 Included were two forfeits bea';'" of the sbortage 01 players ·for Parbide. The oo1y match to ~o three _ was a doubles match mvolYingAnn Althaus and Kim Krani~ Sept. 8, the Rangers toot a sbort bop over to eartbage .CoDege for a quadraDgu1armeet WI!\,Carthage, Rosary and Coneordia Co1- to forfeit leges. There was no ollieial linaI score for the meet beeause the d0ubles matches were aD.raioed but best estimates put p"':; fourth. Four Parkside players woo 00le match each. Jaclde Rillmer belt Rosary 7-5, 6-4; Ann Althaus belt Rosary 6-4, 6-0; Kim Kraoieh belt Coooordia 6-4, 6-2; and Linda Ma.- ters beat Rosary 6-2, 6-0. Ontt again, there was a forfeit due 10 a Iael< of team members. The next meet lor ParbieIe is Tuesday, Sept. 11 agaiDst UW-Milwaukee. On Saturday, Sept. l5,lbe Rangers .no travel to Osbkosb to participate to a doubles tournament. Results will be published next week. Men's Golf Stephens predicts great season by Robb Luebr This laD, the Parkside golf team looks strong and experienced. Six members of last year's team returned, with Oo1yJobo Sclmelder and Bob SobOllost to graduation. "I'm looking lorward to a good year," said Coach Steve Stephells. "We have some good golfers returning, and we have some good young golferS, wbo so far haven't been tested." Rick Elsen, Stephens' top g<l1fer from last faD, earne back to lead the Parkside team. Also returning are senior Mike Ritaea; Scotf Sehellfeffer, . Ken Maegard, Bill Aiello and Don Messersmith. Maegan! is perhaps the most improved golfer this year, baYing the lowest orore (75) at the team's qualifying tournament last week. A starting player of note is freshWed, Sept, 12 man Kyle Corrigal. He was the number one golfer lor Kenosha Tremper last year anti is deserlbed by Stephens as a "confident play. er." Other new members include Jim Zuzinee and Tim Sobol. Despite the fact that he has siJ: veterans this year, Stephens said. "We're counting on our young players." The Ranger's schedule Ibis fall is similar to last year's to the respect that all the matches but one are large tournaments (eigbt to 16 teams). The single exception is a dual meet with Marquette, which is an annual riva1ly. LaSt year, Stephen's team bad one first place and two seoond place lioisbes, and was in the top ball nearly aD the lim •. With most of his players relutning, and some good beginners, Stephens is oonfident that his team will have a great golf season. at Whitewater Triangular (UW-Qshkosh, UW·Whltewater) 7: 15 & 8:30 Fri,-Sat, -Sept. 14-15 Tues,-Sept. 18 Thurs,-Sept, 20 Fri.oSat ... Sept. 21-22 Thurs,-Sept. 27 Fri.-Sal,_. Sept. 28-21 Wed.-Ilct.3 Fri,-Sat.· Ocl. 5-6 at UW-Milwaukee 5 p.m. & 9 a.m, Home vs. Marquette University 7 p.m. Home vs. Elmhurst College 7' p.m. at UW-LaCrosse Tournament at UW-Milwaukee at Ferris State College Tournament at UW-Madison Home-Ranger Invitational UW-Parkside, Elmhurst, NE Illinois, Ferris State III. Benedictine ' 4 p.m. & 9 a.m. Home-vs. National College ' of Education 7 p.m. at St. Ambrose Tournament Home-Triangular . Lewls vs Parkside UW-Milwaukee vs. Lewis UW·MlIwaukee vs. Park.ide at University of III,-ehicago at U. ,of Minn.-Duluth Tourney. " . Tues.-Ilcl, 9 Fri.-Sal._ Ocl. 12-13 Wed.-Ilct, 17 Tues,-Ilct. 23 Fri.-Sat.- Ocl, 28-27 4 p.m., 9:30 a.m. 7 p.m. 6 p.m. & 9 a.m. 7:30 p.m. TBA 5:341 8:38 7:38 7:38 TBA '. , ,,;, " " ' 15 lrhursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Last year's soeeer team 'kick II oul' iD previous ma~' Soccer team conquered Soceer team scrimmages to prepsre for, grueUug season. Intramurals the Union Building. Teams are required 10 provide a referee who will be assigned to a game other than their own. There is no entry fee. Entries must be turned in by 4:30 p.m. on Sept. 18 at the Phy Ed offices on the second floor. Entry forms DI!ly be obtained from the Phy Ed build: ing. by Carol KorleDdick Sports, Editor The soccer team lost their first game to Northern Dlinois last Wednesday. SepL5, The Iinal score was 2-1. Parkside was winning 1~ in the first baH, but at the 65th minute of the game, Northern Dlinois scored their first,point. One minute and 7 seconds later, Dlinois scored again, making their Iinal score of two, Coach Rick Kilps felt the team 'played very well. "The team improved since the beginning of the Flag football The fall intramural flag football league is beginning' After a successful year in 1983, teams are looking forward to the 1984 season. Plan now to enter. ' A team is composed' of six individuals. Games will be scheduled for 3: 30, 4:30 and 5:30 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays beginning Sept. 20, on the field adjacent to Exercise over medicine by Carol Kortendick patients with '1nIId' high blood Sports Editor pressure should be on a regimen that emphasizes a weight reducing By now, most people realize the diet (if overweight), restricted salt importance of incorporating eser- intake and exercise rather than . cise into their' lives. 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'. ,-;-<>, " •••• ~ •• , and Project F.A,C.E. Puzzler answers from PageTz season. Dlinois had eight of last year's eleven starting players; we only had three:' said Kilps, Parkside's only point was made in the first baH hy Wayne Aderna, with an assist hy Scott Gerhartz. In the second half, the team started to slip. Andy Buchanan, a returning player, sprained his ankle in a tackle. The second baH also revealed nlinois' conditioning advantage. Kilps explained, "11Iinois began practicing about len days before us, and at the 65th minute the condi· tioning showed." Last Saturday, the soccer team played against Parkside's alumni. The team lost again, with a 4-2 score. "The game started in a downpour and ended in one. No one really wanted to be out there:' Kilps said. The soccer tearns' next games will be Tuesday, Sept. 11 and Wednesday, Sept. 19. 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Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-01-31 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System board of regents chancellor alan guskin robert o'neil university of california university of virginia uw president