2 10 56 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/e853884b976cc49673a2925f980f36b5.pdf 4b75e544dcab4d5f8b50b247779f649e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda , March 1, 1984 University of Wisconsin.Parkside Vol. 12, No. 21 Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler, an an- thropologist who is dean of the Col- lege of Arts and Sciences at the University of Alaska-Fairbanks, will be the new vice chancellor/dean of faculty at Parkside, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin announced Mon- day. Shutler will begin her new duties July 1 as chief academic officer and number two administrator at Park- side at an annual salary of $60,000. She also wiD be a tenured professor of anthropology. Her apointment concludes a national search for a successor to Lorman Ratner, who became executive dean of the UW Center System last September. Before assuming the deanship at Alaska in 1980, Shutler chaired the anthropology department at Wash- ington State University from 1975- 80 and taught from 1967-75 at san Diego State University, including three years as department chair and two years as graduate coordina- tor. She taught at the University of Hawaii in 196H6 and at the Uni- versity of California, Davis, in 1962- 63. From 1959 to 1965 she was at the University of Nevada as editor, research associate and assistant curator of anthropology at the Nevada State Museum. She received her undergraduate degree from the University of Cali- fornia Berkeley (1951) and her mas- ter's (955) and PhD (1958) in an- thropology from the University of Arizona. Tbe 12-memher faculty, staff and student search and screen commit- tee invited five finalists to visit Parkside for intensive two-day in- terviews with all segments of the campus community. The final se- lection was made by Chancellor Guskin. Guskin said that Shutler "clearly received the strongest campus-wide support of any of the candidates in- terviewed and was my first choice. I look forward to working with Belly and am confident she will provide the kind of leadership that will enable Parkside to continue moving forward in pro"ding qual- ity education and service to our stu- dents and communities." Shuller will ~become the second woman in the chancellor-level ad- ministrative team that heads UW- Partside, joining Guskin and As- sistant Chancellors Carla J. Stoffle and Gary G. Goetz. Gaskin said Associate Dean Ben Greenehaum will continue as acting vice chancellor until Shutler's ar- rival. "We are fortunate, indeed, to have had a person of Ben's talents and experience to carry on during MIrY Elizabetll Shutler the transition. He has done an out- standing job for us," Gaskin said. At lbe University of Alaska, Shut- ler was dean of a faculty numbering nearly 140 full-and part-lime m.... - bers at a university of about 4,200 students. Parkside has about 250 full-and part-time faculty and an enrollment of about 6,000. Shutler is widely published in her field and is an associate director of the La Hav Research Project, a program of archeological and an- thropological investigations in southern Israel since 1976. An envi- ronmental archaelogist who is trained as an anthropologist, Shut- ler has been respoasible for aU "". vironmental studies at the seven- acre mound site 01 TeD IlaJif near the Kibbutz La Hav. As a laculty member, Shutler Ms assumed leadenhip roles in p""" grams dealing with women's stu.!. ies, improvement of teadlini, and international studies at AlasUo Fairbanks, Washington State and San Diego State. ~. Vice President PSGA candidates speak out at open forum by Ken Meyer Editor The PSGA candidates for the of- fices of president and vice presi- dent addressed their constituents Monday during an open forum sponsored by Ranger. News Editor Jennie Tunkieicz muderated the forum, The forum's participants were presidential hopefuls Dwight Mose- by and Scott Peterson and vice presidential candidates Paul John- son and Joe Vignieri. Janice Block, the third vice-president candidate was absent. The election will be held Wed- nesday & Thursday, March 7 and 8. Each candidate made a prepared speech and then answered ques- tions from the small audience. Peterson, the current President Pro Tempore of the PSGA Senate, said that the president's job is to "insure, promote and defend the rights of students, whether they are involved or apathetic." He {eels that his "experience, leadership ability and involvement at Parkside for the last three years" makes him highly qualified for the position. "I've seen certain actions take place which have angered me," said Petenon. He said that student input in lbe Union operations has "dwindled. Aclions have come di- recliy from the administration. This has &Ot to stop. We pay lor the Union and we have less and less say Ibout wbat llOOS on." ~ said be waalI to "maJre the student Union a real student Union, which it hasn't been ...Right now it's (Union Director) Bill Nie- buhr's Union. It's not the Student Union. "I'm sick and tired of the admin- istration laking action behind our backs (and) it's becoming more and more frequent. I will not be intimi- dated by the administration. I will fight for our shared governance if I have to," he said. In order for PSGA to work effec- lively, according to Peterson, "we need cooperation between the Sen- ate and the President. These two branches must work together in order to achieve our goals." Moseby, who is Activities Coor- dinator for the Black Student Or- ganization, said, "Student apathy is one of our major problems. If we had more student participation, we would have less problems. I ptan to conceutrate most of my efforts on increasing student participation and working jointly, side by side, with the administration. "I have seen PSGA lose credibil- ity over the yean. I've been here," said Moseby. "It Is necessary for PSGA to develop a strong rofe as student representalives on this campus. When I say a strong role, I man IIQt bein& tbe l'eCipleDt or the vehicle by which the administration carries out their policies. The stu- dent body has a less than strong voice on this campus. "It is my impression that the ad- ministration has dictated over a number of years what is to come or what PSGA would carry out in terms of their policies. That would change," he said. Moseby said the president "should take a strong leadership role rather than being a yes-man or yes-woman." Moseby also stated that student housing should be improved. "I've been told there is no way for us to have dormitories, but we can house our students in a far away place called the YMCA and bus them out here every day." Vignieri, a PSGA Senator, and Chairman of PSGA's Legislative Af- fairs committee, "appalled" last fall when only six students ran for the nine Senate position and only a small percentage of student voted "I was very angry," be said. ". wan angry with the student body for not coming out to vote. l was angry with those concerned stu- dents and those capable students CoDliaaed CD Pace 8 Very Special Arts' Festival set Review: "Too True to be Good" r INSIDE llesporudble drinking stressed BaBketball: women win, men split RANGER z ThllJSday, MardI 1, lIN I Letter to the Editor I PSGA purchase doesn't compute GOOD MORNING, SIR. WE'RE DOINCI AN IN-DEPTH STORY ABOUT YOUR METEORIC RISE .. m SECOND PLACE IN THE RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINA.TION. a quirements that the PSGA can pos- sibly come up with. Not only are there computers in the library, but there is the mainframe computer with its capacity. Why spend tbou- sands 01 doUars to duplicate curren- tly existing lacilities? And don't tor- get the costs 01 maintaining such a system. It is my opinion that cer- tain PSGA members are simply be- dazzled by the prospect 01 "owning a computer." A computer that will, over the long haul, prove to be overpriced and underutilized. It's about lime our student lead- ers get their heads out 01 the 'clouds, and act responsibly with the funds we students entrust them with. To the Editor: In talking to several members of our illustrious student government, I have discovered that it is on Ihe minds 01 many 01 them that PSGA , needs a computer. Through the use 01 a computer, mailing could be seIlt to the student body, tbereby keeping us beller inlormed 01 events and activities. Correspond- ingly. these activities would be bet- ter attended. I applaud abnost any attempt to improve tbe 'Quality 01 campus life at Parkside, and I agree that improved communica- tions is key to doing this. However, Parkside already has the capacity to handle any kind 01 word processing/data handling re- ~ , ASWELL AS A FU~~~~T OF YOUR &O YHOOD M!I> HOW YOU POLITICAL RACE, NOW WE'RE MET YOURWIFE. • GOING 10 NEED SOME BACKGROUND ... ~ Tom Shuler .Primary results at the city or country clerks office in your area. If you should have any trouble, contact Joseph Vignieri, Chairman 01 the Legislative Allairs Comrnillee at P.S.G.A. ollice at WLLC Dl39A, or phone and leave a message at 553-2244. One more election note: DON'T FORGET the P.S.G.A. ELEC· TlONS, to be held next week Wed- nesday and Thursday, March 7 and 8, Irom 8 a.m, to 8 p.m. in the Molinaro Hall Concourse. As edu- cated adults and conscientious citi- zens we should all be interested and involved in our democratic sys- tern on every level from national politics right down to our own school elections. For the first time in a while, Parkside has a race in the Senate- rial election as there are ten candi- dates for only nine positions. Let's support their ellorl and ex- ercise our right to a voice in gov- ernment. It will only take a lew moments to stop and vole next week. Vote lor the candidates of your choice, BUT VOTE. In Kenosha the attention was centered on the Mayoral race where a lield 01 five has been nar- rowed to two -John Bilotti and Wil- liam Pocan. Also advancing from the primary elections were two can- didates out 01 lour lor Municipal Judge and lour candidates out 01 six lor city school board positions. All 01 these races in Kenosha, like Racine. will be decided jointly with the national primary election on April 3. The primary results: II you are not yel registered to vote, you can pre-register at any number 01 places in both Kenosha and Racine such as: all lire stations in both cities and counties; the public and uptown libraries in Ra- cine and the new southwest library in Kenosha; any town or village hall lor Kenosha and Racine coun- ties; the ollice lor the Registrar 01 Deeds in either city. If you're in doubt as to where you should go to register, you can stop in for information or pre-reg- istration at one 01 the offices listed below. • The local spring primaries were beld last week on Tuesday and a number of races were narrowed in both Kenosha and Racine. In Ra- cine there were two contests for Al- derman in the 2nd and 4th districts. There are also races for Municipal Judge, Circuit Court Judge (branch 3), and lor Constable that will ap- pear on the city wide ballot held jointly with the spring presidential primary on Tuesday April 3rd. The primary results: City Positions Alderman (2nd Distnct) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judga Guadalupe G. Vinarreal Robert Michelson Circuit Court Judge, (blanch 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Constable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Racine City Clerk Racine City Hall 730 Washington Ave. 636-9171 County Clerk Racine Courthouse 730 Wisconsin Ave. 636-3121 The clerk's office for your area can also tell you your voting district and where the polling places are lo- cated in your area. Give them a call if you're not sure where you are supposed to vote. Remember that pre-registration ends 13 days belore an election, so that means you must pre-register by March 21 lor lhe April 3rd election. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB keeps status quo Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document PUAB keeps status quo by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Twenty ounce beers will continue to be sold in the Union Square and Recreation Center if the recommendation made by PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) is accepted by Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle and Chancellor Alan Guskin. The committee decided last Friday that people will less "likely share products served in individual containers, such as 20 ounce beers, than those made for sharing, such as pitchers of beer. In a prior recommendation, PUAB decided that pitchers and wine carafes be eliminated from daily service in the Union Square and Recreation Center. Twenty ounce beers nearly went by the wayside last week when the committee considered reducing the large beer size to 16 ounces. A majority of PUAB members felt that reducing the beer size by four ounces would lessen the possibility of people sharing their drinks. The issue was brought up for reconsideration by the committee and then overruled by the motion to continue serving 20 ounce beers. Included in the recommendation is a stipulation stating that the issue of retaining 20 ounce beers on campus will be open to reevaluation at any time, depending on the student compliance with the state drinking age laws. Committee member Florence Shipek said, "Twenty ounce beers should continue to be sold on campus. However if sharing takes place, then students should realize that the 20 ounce beers will be eliminated." The committee discussed how the new drinking age laws will be enforced on campus and how the Union Square and Recreation Center should be monitored. The committee is considering creating a policy which would require two forms of identification when purchasing an alcoholic beverage. PUAB feels that if purchasers show a campus identification and a drivers license, for example, it would reduce the possibility of the Union attracting an influx of non-students and fake identifications. Monitoring the Union Square and Recreation Center and disciplining law violators was also discussed at the PUAB meeting. Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said that a way of monitoring these areas as inexpensively as possible, should be a consideration. Some ideas on how to discipline violators were generated at the meeting. These included: lifting the student identification card, reporting them to Security or area police and possibly barring them from using the Union Square or Recreation facilities. These recommendations and discussions are taking place so that PUAB can aid the university in complying with the new drinking age laws, effective July 1. (L to R) EVAN HANDLER, ZAKES MOKAE and RAY ARANHA Zakes* Mokae RTv Ar^h E^/j'^OIiP ^n(' ^ written and directed by Athol Fugard. Starring white youth « "Harold" to accent series Tickets are now on sale for the presentation of one of the most acclaimed plays of recent years, "Master Harold and the Boys," at Parkside on Sunday, Feb. 19 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are $12 ($7 for students) for the 1982 Broadway play which INSIDE Interview with Chancellor Alan Guskin Capsule College offers enrichment Faschingfest celebrates German life Wrestling team rolls on won numerous critical awards and was regarded by many critics as the best play of the year. Tickets can be purchased in person or by telephone (553-2345), using MasterCard, at the Campus Union Information Center from 8 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday and until 4 p.m. on Friday. All seats are reserved. Sponsored by the Accent on Enrichment Series, "Master Harold" will feature Zakes Mokae, who created the role of Sam in its New York run and won the Tony Award for the best actor for his portrayal. Other awards garnered by "Master Harold" include the Outer Critics Circle Award for outstanding Broadway play and outstanding direction, and the Drama Desk Award as outstanding new play. Although the epic, "Nicholas Nickleby," edged "Master Harold" for the Tony Award for best play, a number of serious critics disagreed, including the New York Times' Frank Rich, who said the Athol Fugard work "is likely to be an enduring part of the theater long after most of this Broadway season has turned to dust," and ranked Fugard among the top three playwrights in the world. Other critics were just as enthusiastic: "...one of the great plays of our time," Kevin Kelly, Boston Globe. "...an incomparable theater experience," Edwin Wilson, Wall Street Journal. "...a perfect work of art," Douglas Watt, N. Y. Daily News. "...a triumph and unforgettable," Clive Barnes, N. Y. Post. Fugard, a native South African who also directed his work, is one of the most celebrated of contemporary playwrights, having won the New York Drama Critics Circle Award for best 1980 p lay, "A Lesson from Aloes," and several other Tony nominations for both writing and directing. Jack Kroll of Newsweek magazine has written, "If there is a more urgent and indispensable playwright in theater than Athol Fugard, I don't know who it could * be." -"Master Harold" is Fugard's 16th play since 1959 and the first to have its world premiere outside South Africa. It opened at the Yale Repertory Theater in March, 1982 and moved to Broadway in May. Fugard, 52, also has written two screenplays and one novel. Set in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on a wet and blustery afternoon in 1950, the play has three characters: Hallie, a young white student, and Sam and Willie, two blacks who work in a restaurant-the St. Continued on page 3 Vol. 12, No. 19 ' 'THI S PAPER ^ SURE HAS CHANGED SINCE RUPERT ^ MURDOCH JPS BOUGHT I T... ARE TMFyVN DRUGGING ® | ourowmpiAns? 'N£W PIX JACKIE O. (fgtf #* Sun-Times*^ • GHOST^ WlvfOIMROtT | ggf predict^ j ^/AIMDROP0V^ \\ DEATH;^ Do something worthwhile... Write a letter to the Editor ^ RANGER W. 9 •00 c% <2 Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz John Kovalic Patricia Cumbie Michael Kailas Dave McEvoy Andy Buchanan Catherine Chaffee... Jill Whitney Nielsen . Editor News Editor Feature Editor .Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager n . „ Distribution Manager PatHens,ak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firehow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirton-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Dawn Kronke, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbrunner, Tony Rogers, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarab Uhlig, Kevin Zirkelbach, Pat Zirkelbach. PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eichhorn, Todd Hcrbst, Karen Trendel. Ranger ,s written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except dur'ng breaks and holidays. Ranger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. J J ed',0r. W'" be occeP'ed lf typewritten, double-spaced on standard sue paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. • D eadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Archives acquires Racine records The Archives and Area Research Center (AARC) of Parkside has acquired organizational records of three Racine groups with ties to U.S. military involvement in past wars. The groups are the Racine Post 76 of the American Legion, the William A. Bancroft Camp of Racine Spanish-American War veterans and that group's Women's Auxiliary. Post 76 Commander R. L. Jerstad, 3801 N. Main St., Racine, transferred the group's records to the AARC, which is directed by Nicholas C. Burckel. The records include minutes of meetings, budget papers, membership lists, scrapbooks and other material that document the activities of the Post from its founding following World War I to the present. Jerstad's group also contributed $500 to the AARC to be used for processing and arranging the records for future scholarly use. The Spanish-American War records date from the turn of the century to the mid-1960's and document the activities of local veterans of that war and the group's women's auxiliary, thus contributing to an understanding of Racine history, Burckel said. Burckel said the new collections are important. "Although we have good documentation for labor, business and politics, we had no veterans' records from either Racine or Kenosha," he said. Burckel added that Racine's 150th anniversary, being celebrated this year, has sparked renewed interest in Racine's history and he urged other groups to consider depositing their records in the AARC. The AARC is open to the public from 7:45 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday and is located in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, Room D-276. For more information, call 553- 2411. NEWS BRIEFS Dudycha named Housing stats More than 400 students have used the Housing office since July, 1983 according to Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling. Most of the students were housed at Park Vista, Racine-; Woodcreek apartments, Kenosha; the YMCA (Ranger Hall), Racine; and Orchard Courts (formerly the Parkside Village). The Housing Office's emphasis this semester is on developing good areas and atmospheres for studying in Ranger Hall. On a Resident Assistant (RA) duty night, which begins at 5 p.m., the RA will be at the front desk of the "Y" until 7 p.m. to find out the concerns of the students. From 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., he/she will visit the students, getting to know them, and from 9 p.m. to midnight, the RA will be in the Anderson Room, the large study hall at the "Y", to make sure a study atmosphere exists. Students living in Ranger Hall have had many activities, including a bus trip to a Bucks game, a shopping trip to the Grand Avenue Mall, an Uno tournament, an "in-house" scavenger hunt, a pool party and an alcohol awareness party. Movies were provided every Wednesday evening after being shown free on campus Tuesday night. During the week before exams, a study break was held every night with free refreshments served. Parkside business professor Arthur Dudycha has been appointed to the technical advisory committee of the computer data-processing specialty program at Milwaukee's Washington High School. The appointment was announced by Milwaukee school superintendent Lee R. McMurrin. The Milwaukee public school district has developed a number of career specialty programs at its comprehensive high schools aimed at expanding career opportunities for students. Technical advisory committees have been established to guide the programs. Dudycha, who chairs Parkside's division of Business and Administrative Science, came to Parkside in 1977 from the West Virginia College of Graduate Studies, where he directed the industrial relations program in the business and management division. A native of Ripon, Wis., Dudycha earned master's and PhD degrees in industrial psychology from Ohio State University and taught at Purdue University from 1967 to 1974. Miss Racine nominations Applications are now available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209) for Miss Racine 1984. The application deadline is March 3. Preliminary judging for the pageant will be held March 11 at the Racine YMCA. The pageant is open to Racine County women between the ages of 17 and 26, who are high school graduates by Labor Day 1984, single (having never been married or having a marriage annulled), of good moral character and are citizens of the United States. Young women who live, work, or go to school in Racine County are eligible to compete. The Miss Racine Pageant is sponsored by the Racine Metropolitans, Inc., a non-profit organization of educators, business, senior citizens and individuals who volunteer their time and talents to select the "finest" to represent Racine County at the Miss Wisconsin Scholarship Pageant. All funds received through sponsors' and advertisers' fees will be used solely for scholarship and promotional purposes for winners and to assist Miss Racine in preparation for the Miss Wisconsin Pageant held in June. Letter to the Editor Disabled parking To the Editor: Recently I have seen cars parked in the handicap parking spaces and some of the people are not handicapped. I find this to be very discouraging to deprive our handicapped of provided spaces that are vital to them. One example is a guy who parks in Comm Arts handicap parking. His brothers are handicapped, he is not. He uses the family car and parks in the handicap spaces. Now I feel this is very wrong. There should be a way for UW-P Security to issue out handicap stickers more efficiently than they are doing now. This kind of thing has been a concern to the public for many years, and off campus I see action being taken, but on campus I do not see much of anything being done. If anyone has any ideas on how we can make these people quit misusing the parking spaces, please let Security know, because they don't seem to have a sure-fire method of controlling this problem. Sincerely, Walter Hermann HANGER Thursday, February 16,1984 Parkside student is Honey Queen r„^clta.'°oXSnrre^al fl0i" C°m- Capsule College offers programs More than 120 workshops, seminars and mini-courses on an enormously diverse range of topics that include contemporary issues, personal development and cultural enrichment will be offered during the 14th annual Capsule College held during spring break at Parkside in March. Started as a one-day program in 1971, C apsule College this year of- - fers 37 new workshops. It includes among its alumni students who have enrolled annually for more than a decade. The communityoriented program attracts people of virtually all ages and from all walks of life — gra ndparents, teen-agers, mothers, fathers, single people, married people and people with white-collar as well as blue-collar jobs. It's a college with just one admission requirement: an eagerness to learn. And more than 10,000 people have taken advantage of its educational opportunities over the past decade. Dates this year are Tuesday evening, March 13 and Wednesday and Thursday, March 14 and 15. Participants can register for the evening session only, for one or both days, or for all three sessions. Registration deadline is March 5. Complete course listings and registration information is available by calling University Extension at 553- 2312. Th e program is sponsored by Parkside and UW Extension. The fee is $4 fo r the evening sessons; $11 for each day including lunch ($22 for both days). New courses offered this year include "The Billion Dollar Swindle," that will discuss fraud and deception in advertising and sales; "Getting a Kick Out of Caffeine," a look at caffeine's mind-altering properties; "Joint Custody: What Does It Mean?" a course that will discuss positive and negative aspects of sharing children after divorce; and "Easter Creations in Chocolate," with the corporate home economist of Ambrosia Chocolate Co. in Milwaukee. The evening session, for those with work or family responsibilities during the day, provides a choice of eight topics this year. They are: "Financial Management," "Stress Management for Coping with Daily Living," "Starting Your Own Small Business," "How to Say What I Mean and Have Others Hear Me," "The Decision to Divorce," "Microwave Principles and Using Your Oven," "A Look at Your Body-For Women," and "Courses About Horses." Topics of half-day workshops scheduled for the day sessions include: severe storms, how colors work, photo composition for beginners, fitness after 40, wellness, "elegant communication," stenciling on fabric, holistic health, relaxation therapy and home heating strategies for the 80's. Topics of 75-minute daytime seminars include a Caribbean perspective of the U. S. invasion of Grenada r home money management, housing options for the elderly, quick quilting, Abe Lincoln's interest in the occult, marketing home crafts, special diets, seven steps to becoming a vital person, the art of storytelling, flowers for all seasons, the changing faces of China, the world of telephones, the law and the family, Russian Romantic piano music, a history of Oriental rugs, tips for advanced sewers and meatless meals. Day-long sessions include expressing oneself through drawing, prospects for peace in the Middle East, making miniatures, individual differences, courses about horses, genealogy, advanced calligraphy, developing your inner life and sten- Rader appointed Hannelore B. Rader, director of Parkside's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, has been appointed editor of the Reference Services Review, a major library journal published by Pierian Press, Ann Arbor, Mich. ciling on fabric and wood. The Capsule College faculty is drawn from the staffs of Parkside and other UW campuses, UW Extension and various community agencies, institutions, business and professions. by Jill Whitney Nielsen On Feb. 1, a Parkside student became the new Honey Queen for the Racine-Kenosha Beekeepers Association. Sue Gustin, a sophomore at Parkside studying marketing was chosen as Honey Queen after submitting a resume and presenting a speech. Being a Honey Queen entails appearances at the State Fair, Racine and Kenosha County Fairs and local and state Beekeepers Associa-' tion meetings. Gustin will also speak before various other groups, be provided with all the honey she can eat and receive a subscription to the Badeer Bee. Master Harold Late in November Gustin will compete with other county queens for the state Honey Queen title. If Gustin wins the state title, she will be paid for her participation with the Beekeepers. Before competing for the state title, there is much to learn, claims Gustin. For more information about honey, she will visit a plant that manufactures honey and perhaps visit some beehives. Gustin said she entered the competition for the experience it will provide her with marketing skills. "Hopefully, it will help me with marketing and it will help my career and help them sell honey...it should be a really good experience." Georges Park Tea Room-owned bv Hallie's family. The play begins with Hallie happening in on Sam and Willie in the tea room, as they are playfully rehearsing fGT an upcoming dance contest. We learn that Sam has often been\a surrogate father to Hallie, whose own father is a drunk and a cripple. The memories the two share are uncommonly beautiful, there is an easy camaraderie among all three that unite master and servants, but there is a slight distance to their relationship. The racial tension underlying the play's tender moments, silliness and pure joy erupts into an emo- C'ontinued from page 1 tional confrontation between the two black servants and the schoolboy as the play builds to a dramatic climax. Fugard's work has been called timeless and sweeps quickly beyond the transitory specifics of any one nation or period. It is by turns warm, funny and tragic. The essential question of "Master Harold" is whether people of a ll kinds can find the courage to love one another. The author doesn't provide a happy ending, but, as one critic put it, "If 'Master Harold' lifts us all the way from pain to hope, it's because Fugard insists that the ending can be-must be-ours to write." P.S.G.A. Elections DATE — March 7-8th POSITIONS AVAILABLE • PRESIDENT • VICE-PRESIDENT • 9 SENATORIAL SEATS • 1 SUFAC SEAT • PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Nomination forms can be picked up at the PSGA Office, WLLC D-137. Forms must be returned to PSGA Office no later than — 12 NOON, FRIDAY, FEB. 24th r 4 Thursday, February 16,1984 Poetry reading series begins RANGER Club Events A series of five poetry readingsdiscussions featuring published midwestern poets will be held at Parkside beginning Wednesday, Feb. 22. All sessions are free and open to the public, will last for one hour and will be held-in the overlook lounge of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center. The series is funded by a $2,000 grant from the Exxon Corp. Dates, times and poets are: 1 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 22- Ron Wallace, who is currently director of the creative writing program at UW-Madison. Wallace is author of several books, including "Plums, Stones, Kisses & Hooks" and "Tunes for Bears to Dance To." —1 p.m. Wednesday, March 2fy -Cary Waterman, a Minnesota poet; who is an author of three books, including "Dark Lights the Tiger's Tail: Poems for Children and Adults." Waterman has been involved in numerous poetry readings and workshops and has been reviewed by the "South Dakota Review" and has published work in the "American Poetry Review." 1 p.m. Sunday, April 8-Janet Shaw, a Madison poet whose works include "Bone Structure," "Feeding Time" and "How to Walk on Water." —2 p.m. Thursday, April 26- Philip Dacey, who is author of se veral books including "The Boy Under the Bed," "How $ Escaped the Labyrinth," and "Gerard Manley Hopkins Meets Whitman in Heaven." 1 p.m. Wednesday, May 2- Kelly Cherry, who is writer-in-residence and an English professor at UW-Madison. Cherry is author of seven books and has been reviewed in "Book Forum," "Esquire" and the "Christian Science Monitor." Her books include "Relativity" and "In the Wink of an Eye." For more information call Parkside's Humanities Division at 553- 2331. Ranger needs writers irff University of Wisconsin-Parkside UW-PAC UW-PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators) will meet on Wednesday, Feb. 22 in Molinaro 109. We will be discussing Winter Carnival, the upcoming Milwaukee Brewer trip and methods to increase membership. Re-orders for those trendy UW-PAC T-shirts will also be taken at this meeting. All are welcome and encouraged to attend. Scholarships accepted More than $8,000 in funds supporting student scholarships and instruction at Parkside was accepted Feb. 10 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $4,850 from the Kenosha Foundation, a group of lo cal philanthropists, to be used for scholarships for students who are residents of Kenosha County. The money was the second part of a gift from the Foundation totalling $9,700. The Regents also accepted a grant of $2,500 from S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc. in support of instruction and research using Parkside's scanning electron microscope; $257 from multiple donors for assessment of needs of gifted and talented students and for a campus reading forum; and $600 from multiple donors to be used for scholarships for students majoring in labor and industrial relations and in dramatic arts. Sri Lanka talk Human rights violations in Sri Lanka will be the topic of a free public lecture by geography professor Chelvadurai Manogaran at 2 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 17 in Union 104. Manogaran, a native of Sri Lanka, a small island nation south of India, said systematic represssion of some minority groups in Sri Lanka is occurring through social, economic and agricultural discrimination. Manogaran visited Sri Lanka last year to collect data on economic topics. He holds a master's degree from Clark University and a PhD from Southern Illinois University, both in geography. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) has been invited by The Wisconsin Society of Professional Engineers to tour the engineering laboratories at Snap-On Tools on Wednesday, Feb. 22. Students interested in attending are to meet at the guard station at Smap-On at 6 p.m. An optional dinner will follow. Psychology Club Attention psychology majors! How are you feeling about the courses you are currently enrolled in? Have your courses in the past provided you with challenging and stimulating learning opportunities? Do you know where you're headed with your psychology degree and. why you're taking the classes you are in? Are you wondering whether or not you are doing what you should in order to achieve your goal in the psychology field? If you find yourself thinking about these issues or if you have other questions, we will be discussing these at the next Psychology Club meeting. The meeting will be held on Monday, Feb. 20 in Molinaro 311 at 1 p.m. DPMA DPMA (Data Processing Management Association) has been notified that Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co., a strong recruiter of Parkside graduates, is looking for some summer interns. Applications for internships must be made by i M 111111111111M111111111111111II11111111 Wednesday, Feb. 29. For more in. formation contact Marty Rheaume DPMA will hold a meeting 0n Wednesday, Feb. 29 in Molinaro 114 at 1 p.m. Gas Co. Internships elections for new officers and an upcoming tour are the meeting agenda items. New and non-members are welcome. Dart Team The UW-PDT will not meet on Friday, Feb. 17. The Dart team will meet on Wednesday, Feb. 22 in Union 207 at 1 p.m. All UWPDT members are encouraged to attend This meeting will feature the Second Annual PSGA Candidates Forum; come and meet your future student leaders. Non-members are welcome to attend. The Dart Team wishes their King good luck at the upcoming Association of College Unions International Regional Tournament to Whitewater. Dr. Who Society The Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet on Saturday, Feb. 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Division episode, most likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. Veterans Organization The next meeting of the Veterans Organization will be held on Monday, Feb. 20 in Molinaro 113 at 1 p.m. We will discuss the 1984-'85 budget and other matters. Bring a friend and come along. 1111111111 n i Classified ads imniii»niiiinii»»»iiiiiimiiiiiniw| Services Offered Distinctive S resumes ,the wiz of thelj printing biz! * S | in sty-prints® & • low cost • cash &| carry • WHILE- | YOU-WAIT printing S ATTN: UW-P students: Surf's up, but our prices are low!! From just $109.00, spend seven fun-filled days in sunny Florida. Call for yourself or organize small groups and travel for free. Great for clubs, too!! 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Personals JENNIE T., My word for this week is "Crazy." Joey. DEER EYES: Can't wait to see you on the ice — soon ! Lap Happy Egyptian. PHYSICAL PLANT: Is it time to rotate stock again? D.K. IS afraid of mice. WHERE'S THE Bleep? In Jackles Lips! I hope SPOO...! I WANTED to take your present and make it my past! Society. SWEETIE:I think about you all the time. It feels so good to do that!! Love Honie. PRETTY STRAWBERRY Blonde, last Friday was terrific. Now I can't stop thinking about you, not that I want to ! From a Daisy Bearer. Continued on page 10 RANGER State Senator John Maurer spoke at Monday's Social Science Round- Faschingfest offers German festivities Faschingfest, an evening of fine food and gemuetlichkeit, returns to Parkside for the fifth year on two consecutive Saturdays, Feb. 25 and March 3, in the Campus Union where a full five-course German meal will be prepared by Parkside's Heidelberg-born chef and costumed German entertainers will provide music and dancing. Fasching, the German equivalent of Mardi Gras, is traditionally observed as a last opportunity for feasting and frivolity before the beginning of Lent. The tradition at Parkside is carried out beginning with a Rhine wine reception at 6 p.m. in the Union Bazaar followed by dinner and entertainment in the dining room. After dinner, the party moves to Union Square, transformed for the event into a German beer hall, for dancing and more entertainment. This year the dinner menu features vorspeisen (appetizers), spinat salad (spinach salad with hot bacon dressing), mushroom dumpling suppe (mushroom dumpling soup), a gemischte platte (combination dinner plate) consisting of schweinkotlet (breaded pork chop), sauerbraten (marinated beef) and Cheddarwurst, along with gemusse (vegetable), bratkartoffle (German fry potatoes), sauerkraut and torte (dessert). Imported German wine will be available with dinner. Dinner entertainment will be provided by German zither player, a traditional accordionist and D'Oberlander Bavarian Folk Dancers of Milwaukee, who also perform novelty folk dances such as the "stick" and "fighter's" dances. The Carl Ratzer German oompah band will play afterward in Union Square where imported German beer will be available. Admission is by advance reservation only at $16.50 per person. Reservations can be made by phone or in person at the Campus Union Information Center (phone 553- 2345) from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday, until 4 p .m. Friday and from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday. Mastercharge is available. Persons making reservations should specify the evening they wish to attend and the number of people in their parties. Previous theme dinners at Parkside, which along with Faschingfest have included Mexican, Greek and Italian fests, have been sell-out affairs. Ranger needs writers Social Srience Ronndtahio 5 Thursday, February 16,1984 Maurer supports revenue sharing by Kari Dixon State Senator John Maurer, member of the Senate Joint Committee on Finance, voiced his support for the politically controversial concept of revenue sharing during Monday's Social Science Roundtable, "Wisconsin's Revenue Sharing- Good or Bad?" Revenue sharing, essentially, would result in a more equitable distribution of funds to the local communities based on a mathematical formula that computes the fiscal needs of local governments. "The formula used to compute the need would not change under revenue sharing," Maurer said, "just the numbers in the formula." The question of how these funds will be returned to the local governments is a question that Maurer feels will be an important issue during the next budget. "There is a debate going on in both houses about whether these funds should be returned in cash or as a tax credit," he said. High school art displayed in theater « Some 85 art works by students from 11 Kenosha and Racine high schools will be on display during the third annual High School Invitational Exhibit at Parkside's Communication Arts Gallery from Sunday, Feb. 19 through Tuesday March 6. An opening reception for high school students, their teachers and the general public will be held in the gallery from 1 to 4 p.m. on Feb. 19 and will include refreshments and tours of Parkside's art facilities. Regular gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. High schools participating in the show are, in Kenosha, Tremper, Bradford, Reuther Alternative and St. Joseph's; and, in Racine, William Horlick, J. I. Case, Washington Park, Walden II, Lutheran, St. Catherine's and Prairie School. Art works for the show, which is being hosted by the Parkside art discipline, were selected by area high school art teachers from student works representing a variety of media and styles. The works were chosen for the show based on originality and craftsmanship. The show is designed to recognize the varied creative achievements of the many talented student artists in local high school art education programs. The show will continue into March, which has been designated National Youth Art Month. Maurer said that Wisconsin is number three in the nation in terms of the amount of funds that are returned to the local governments. In funding returned to the public school system, it is 38th. "Maybe it is time that we paid more attention to the public schools," he said. Out of every dollar in Wisconsin, Maurer said, 76 cents goes to local governments, 12 cents goes to the UW system and 12 cents goes to the state government. "I sincerely feel that we need the university system," Maurer said. "It helps to train people to work with industry." Maurer maintained that remarks made earlier by Governor Earl about two systems, Madison and the rest of the UW schools, were made without thinking. "Tony is a good governor, but he tries to make everyone feel good," Maurer said. "Let me assure you (faculty) that you have the support of the state legislature," he said. Maurer, a senator from the 22nd district, has been in the Senate since 1975, and is up for re-election this year. While a member of the Senate, he has served as the majority caucus chairperson. "The purpose of the caucus is to form partisan viewpoints on issues," he explained. As a member of the Senate Building Commission, Maurer deals with issues that affect Parkside, and the commission recently granted Parkside a new boiler system. "Parkside is served very well and has someone looking out for it with me in the Senate," he concluded. Exceptional Management Opportunities or exceptional College Grads (and those who are soon to be) CURRENT OPPORTUNITIES: • NUCLEAR ENGINEERING • BUSINESS MANAGEMENT • AVIATION • LAW • MEDICINE • INTELLIGENCE • CIVIL ENGINEERING • SHIPBOARD OPERATIONS Sign up for an interview in the Career Placement Office Interviews will be held in the Placement Office 10m 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM on February 21, 1984. V Get Responsibility Fast. 6 Thursday, February 16,1984 RANGER Exclusive interview: Ranger talks to Two weeks ago in the Ranger, students were asked, "Who is the chancellor and what does he do?" The answers ranged from "I know nothing about the guy" to "He lives in an ivory tower, accessible only by a hidden stairway and elevator." Last week Ranger Editor Ken Meyer and News Editor Jennie Tunkiewicz interviewed chancellor Alan Guskin to pose the same question to him. But first, a little background.... Born in Brooklyn on March 22, 1937, Guskin received his B.A. in Psychology from Brooklyn College, a commuter college quite like Parkside. He attended the University • of Michigan as a graduate student of Social Psychology until 1961 when he and his wife, Judith, joined the Peace Corps, which they were instrumental in establishing. He later returned to the University of Michigan, receiving his PhD in 1968. Before coming to Parkside, Guskin served as acting president of Clark University in Worcester, Mass. He assumed the position of Chancellor of UW-Parkside on Sept. 1, 1975, succeeding the late Irvin G. Wyllie, who had headed the university since it was founded. Q: What did you think of the student survey asking who you are and what you do? A: I thought that was terrific. I enjoyed that. Q: Could you explain exactly what the job of chancellor entails? A: The job of chancellor is, in one sense, all-encompassing. But it could probably be divided up into different kinds of activities. Being the chief executive officer of a public university within a system has certain characteristics. The one key thing is the relationship I have with the system. I'm responsible for educating them (the system), about the university, responding to their questions and presenting what the university is all about. Another important activity is the relationship between the university and local legislators. (I'm also) involved in all kinds of local committees and subcommittees. The external work is basically a number of different kinds. One is presenting the university to the public. Another one is responding to the public's interest. It's presenting the universty to the external "I'm responsible for educating (the system) about the university, responding to their questions, and presenting what the university is all about." constituencies, whatever they may be. Internally, the primary responsibility is to basically make sure that the university is moving in certain directions that we've all agreed it should move. That direction is very much what I'm responsible for. I don't do very much of the dayto- day work of t he university. People think what I do is shuffle a lot of papers, and the truth is I don't do very much of that. You have assistant chancellors and a vice chancellor and they're responsible for the day-to-day work. In fact, the,university on a day-to-bay basis would run with me here or without? me here. If I've done a good job as chancellor, it'll run without me. If I haven't done such a good job, then it might need me more on a day-today basis. Where I earn my keep, if you will, is in pulling those people together- the key people in the university. Sometimes it's dealing with the faculty, sometimes it's dealing with the administration, in making sure the thrust is consistent. Every now and then, because of the complex organization with 500 staff people, you can get people moving in different directions and you have to pull them back in, try to analyze and work with people, try to stimulate people to remember what our mission is, what our responsibilities are to the community, what our responsibilities are to the students, and so on. And a lot of that is reinforced through the budget. If there's one key thing I'm responsible for internally, it is the development of the budget. I don't do all the work in all of the areas...but, in effect, the policies that affect how the budget is allocated are something I'm very intimately involved with because that's how you create direction of the university-through the implementation of a budget. "There's a humanity on this campus that is just pleasing... and that wasn't here when I came." Q: How do you view studies of universities, such as the recent California State University study that labeled Parkside "adequate" while rating some other UW campuses more favorably and some less favorably? A: That's a silly study. I justtalked to somebody in Madison, a professor of higher education who has the actual document from which those things were taken, and it doesn't list the criteria even there. So nobody knows what went into it to come up with these fancy numbers. And few people know this guy (who did the study). The publication was published by him--it wasn't published by a regular publisher. Though he claims, and I'm not being critical of the guy, to have been doing this for a number of years. It's biased to favor big universities and I'm opposed to that for many reasons, not just because of Parkside. It you want to take ten studies, you'll come up with ten different results. It all depends on what criteria you put into it. But what I object to is it violates the conception of liberal arts education. Liberal arts education has nothing to do with having courses that cover every area. The only thing he is quoted as saying in the Milwaukee Journal article is that he thinks quality is determined in a particular area-I think he used political science, I'm not sure-by saying that you have to cover every aspect in political science in order to have a quality political science program at the undergraduate level. That's not true. You don't have to have a lot of courses as an undergraduate. What you have to do, what the purpose is of an undergraduate education, is not the accumulation of knowledge across large numbers of areas. What it is, is a way of thinking about a field. I know the University of Michigan pretty well. I'd rank Parkside and Green Bay, just to name two, at least as good and probably better than the undergraduate education at the University of Michigan Ann Arbor. Ann Arbor is not known for being an undergraduate university. Nor are any of the other big universities in this country. Now sometimes you get a good education, but the first two years you get teaching assistants. In a small university, undergraduates really tend to do much better than in these large universities, which are primarily re- * I lilt! "Even if you're incredibly successful...you're still wrong a certain percentage of the time." search and doctoral-oriented. Those of us in higher education giggle when we see those kinds of (studies). First of all, there's no way to measure quality, quantitively. You can't use numbers to get at what happens between faculty and students in a university. People who try to do that, I think, fall short. Q: When do you hope to fill the vacant vice chancellor position? A: The last person comes in the 21st of February and we will make a decision within a few days after. So by the end of February, we'll have a vice chancellor, hopefully, if everything goes well in terms of negotiations. Q: When will that person take over? A: July 1. It'll become public when the individual accepts, obviously, not when I make the decision. Sometimes things take longer in negotiations; people have to come and look around. That will be done very quietly. Q: What is Parkside's mission, its direction? A: There are three basic directions which we've followed ever since the 1975-76 planning year. I believe in those and we follow them religiously. They're pretty general, but they're very important. The three basic missions we agreed too-first, was the mission of the institution; second, is the issue of excellence; and third, is the issue of community outreach. Basically the faculty and administration in 1975-76 we nt through a planning year. What the faculty did basically, is it took the mission of the university-it's about three pages long, the official mission passed by the Regents in 1974-and reinterpreted it for this university at this moment in time. And they interpreted it so that, in effect, we are a university that's a liberal arts and science university which offers professional programs. That's a significant statement because what we say is that all the professional programs must be based on a strong liberal arts and RANGER 7 Thursday, February 16,1984 Chancellor Guskin about Parkside "To be honest, I wish that at times I didnt hurt people as much as I did...but I have responsibility. " T' " - science base. It's a key issue. The key to the professional programs is to make sure that we have a comprehensive array of programs so we can serve the people of Kenosha and Racine because our students for the most part come here because they don't have choices to make to go elsewhere, or they choose to do other things like work as well as go to school, or start a family as well as go to school. So they really don't have the option to go elsewhere; therefore we have to have engineering, we have to have a nursing program, we have to have medical technology...a broad array of programs. The key is that they're all based on a strong liberal arts and science base. I feel very strongly about making sure that that base is maintained, even sometimes if there are no students or very few students in the area. Another key priority is excellence. By this I mean a teacher's style model, that all faculty must do research as well as teach, that research and teaching are one and the same. And also make sure our faculty are very high quality faculty, which means that tenure decisions are very difficult decisions. In terms of students, there's the Collegiate Skills which came out of that priority. The recent admissions proposal which is now going through the Academic Policies Committee is consistent with that. And also our attempts to increase the quality of environment for students. And then community outreach, which is the third important priority of the university. We do an enormous amount of community outreach with the Kenosha Unified School District, with Racine, with hospitals and businesses and so on. (We're) becoming what I see as the educational, cultural center of Kenosha and Racine. Those are the three priorities of the university. If you look at how we allocate the budget, there's not many dollars. More than eighty percent of our budget is personnel, so we don't have that much flexibility. But if you look at the flexibility—the way we allocate it-it's almost invariably tied to those three. When We allocate it, it must be justified in terms of those three. Now those are pretty broad priorities, but they're directional and my job is to make sure that we follow them. My job isn't to worry about every thing that goes on. People think I worry about every little detail. Sometimes I do worry about details but not very often I wish I didn't, but I do. Q: What are some of these recent details? A: I think one issue that I spent more time on, and I think this one I would justify as being important and I'm interested in it-is creating the micro-computer laboratory in the library. I have an interest in libraries; I give speeches nationally on the role of computers in the library, so I have a knowledge and an interest in it. So I really, if you would, played a more significant role in that decision than I typically would play in an individual decision. There are some things that I'm not going to talk about that I wish I was not involved in but I was. But that happens from time to time. As I always say, if you're right threequarters of the time, you're incredibly successful. But that means you're wrong a quarter of the time. So even if you're incredibly successful- and I'm not saying that I amyou're still wrong a certain percentage of the time. Like every other human being, I wish that I hadn't done some things. Q: Starting your ninth year as chancellor, how do you view Parkside now from when you came here in September 1975? What have been major changes, both good and bad? A: That's a difficult question. I'm very positive about many things-all the major things that have happened. Not everything happened exactly as I thought...but it all happened in the same direction. I had no knowledge about Parkside when I came. Parkside was not "I don't do very much of the day to day work of the university. " "You can't use (studies) numbers to get at what happens between faculty and students in a university." well-known as an institution. One is the quality of the faculty. In the last six years, we've hired over 40 percent of the faculty. And I think it's a superb faculty. I'd match our faculty with any faculty teaching undergraduate students in the state. It's superb in terms of quality in standards used in the profession, which are typically more researchoriented, but they're also very dedicated to students and to teaching. Another thing that's very, very critical is something that we had two vice chancellor candidates come in and say that they were impressed with-and what I'm so proud of-how civil people are, how decent people are with each other, particularly the faculty. That is not common for higher education. There's civility, there's a humanity on this campus that is just pleasing. It's a pleasure, and that wasn't here when I came. I'm proud of that. And again, I can't create that. All I can do is help enable things to happen. I don't want to belittle my role, I mean I play a key role in facilitating, but how do you make people civil to each other? You don't, (but) you can help reinforce it. I'm also very proud of the way we relate to the communities. The university was founded by people in this area. They paid for the land. It's unique. Green Bay's the same. People literally bought the land and gave it to the unversity to build the campus. There's a large number of faculty who are out there working in schools. We have scientists who have national reputations who work with elementary and junior high school teachers. And that's unheard of in institutions, it just doesn't happen and our people do it and they enjoy doing it. And other people are doing it besides scientists. I think we've filled out as a campus. We have started to become whole. When I first came I thought that -to make an analogy to a human being-we had the clothes that were given to us and we were growing into them; and the clothes were a little big for us in the early days of the institution. The University of Wisconsin is a very special pla;ce, and we're a part of the University of Wisconsin. That's very important. We've always had a sense of quality. That's a tough thing to grow into for a young institution, and we've grown into it. I think that analogy is very apt-we've grown into the clothes we were given by the University of Wisconsin. Q: With all the growing that Parkside had to do, do you remember any growing pains? A: Well, I'm still going to remain here for a while, so I don't want to go over some things that I would rather not have experienced. When the time comes for me to look back .and I'm leaving, then I'll tell you about those things. There are some things I wish hadn't happened, but that's life. To be very honest, in the last four years there's nothing of significance. To be honest I wish that at times I didn't hurt people as much as I did. That's always difficult for me because we had to make a lot of decisions about people back in 1976- 77... I don't like to hurt people but I have responsibility. So there are a lot of decisions like that that you wish you could have done a different way. I didn't see other ways of doing it, or maybe I just wasn't smart enough to see another way of doing it, but I didn't. But the results are such that I would do them all over again I don't regret any of the major decisions I made. I think they were really in the right direction. I think I had to make the final key decisions in those first couple of years, but none of them were made by myself. I had a lot of advice and a lot of people were involved. I think we filled out as a campus, 9 9 So It GOPS Winter Carnival: it 's a bore Once Ober Easy There are always a couple of reminders about the place that spring is just around the corner. One is that the swallows return. Another is that Ranger Hall turns the heat back on. But if, for one reason or another, both of these fail to convince there's always Winter Carnival. Winter Carnival is a wonderful event. Normally it consists of half the clubs on campus competing in vigorous intellectual competition. Things like hula ball, jello slurping and the ever-popular rock throw. You know the kind of thing. Mind-bendingly contrived activities guaranteed to be stimulating to all but the most evolved Cro-Magnon man. Now you know why the communication club does so well? Described by an informed source as "A bunch of bimbos racing around on roller skates accompanied by a large wheel that looked more like a spider in heat," the PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators. Get it?) float was one of the half dozen or so that made their way majestically up (or is it down?) the hallway connecting the Union, Molinaro and the Main Concourse. I guess that area's got some official kind of name but for the moment, let's just call it "rosebud." The procession of assorted carts, roller skates and the odd wheelchair was quite incredible to behold. The anthropologists dressed up in skins and made a surprisingly realistic showing as a group of demi-human, seml- mtelligent, flea-ridden cave-men. No, on second thought, it wasn't that surprising. But before I am accused of being biased, I must say that the Ranger's float itself was not much to cheer about. I guess our wonderful News Editor dressed up a bunch of our wonderful photographers as bozos. At least she didn't have to spend too much money on make-up. * * * * * * * * * * Another yearly harbinger of spring is Parkside's very own student government elections. Parkside student government, for those of you who are mercifully uninformed, is a rag-tag group of misfits and social outcasts that manages to rule the student body with an iron kleenex. The elections, which annually bring out a throng of about two percent of the voting population, provide students with the democratic ripht. to vote for half a TV or not TV That is the question by Dick Oberbruner dozen senatorial hopefuls running for nine seats. Oh yes. The candidates also get to vote for themselves; The presidential race itself gives us a little more choice. Here we have maybe ten people running for the same seat. What dedication. What selflessness. That reminds me of something. If any candidates need a campaign manager, my services are for hire I work cheap. By way of experience, I cite my successful bid in last year s senatorials. It has been variously described as the biggest waste of time in Parkside's history (though I think the founding of the communications club lays claim to that coveted title) and as the only thing that got some people to vote. Whatever you care to think of my tactics, they worked Beaten only by the enigmatic Chrissie "Where do ya keep two watermelons?" Hammelev, my supporters turned out in droves. With a rallying cry of "Vote for Kovalic...or he'll shoot your dog," we got the second highest tally of all nine candidates. 'A vote for X is a vote for truth/honesty/integrity' was replaced by 'Vote Kovalic — h e's no more incompetent than the rest of them.' I put a poster next to a poster of each presidential candidate. My platform was based on reducing the ten commandments to five or so (coveting thy neighbor's wife was first on the list). To be sure, it was a brief, shining moment. * * * * * * * * * * One last note on Winter Carnival: due to the incredible foresight of the winter carnival committee the whole activity was scheduled for the 'thaw' season which means that the 'Snow Sculpture' event is now entitled 'Slush Sculpture.' Also, jello slurping was cancelled this year. It was deemed too intellectual. DESTINY (ABC) — Dustin continues his rubbing of Crystal. Oxford (her father) disapproves of their love and fires a Molotov into his shanty. He would rather see Rex marry Crystal and inherit the family toasted almond fortune. Sheila (Oxford's wife) is collecting lovers in a world-wide solo flight in her ultralight. Crystal discovers her mother's undoing through microscopic study of greasy fingerprints on a postcard sent from Athens, describing the marks as those of a "well built mechanic." THE KICK-ASS SQUAD (NBC) - Beefeater slouches at the way his compadres lack enthusiasm. Undaunted, he robs a playground of private school children, giving KAS the cash to fly to the Amazon for training. En route, Scarnose (the plane) develops engine problems and they crash-land on an uncharted Caribbean island. The natives become restless, having their runway construction interrupted. Squad Captain Harley designs a fort using Scarnose, and KAS takes the island in the name of America. (Part one of many.) CAMPUS (UWP) — Administrative power ploy finds advisors making student decisions concerning alcohol. "Dry campus" idea awakens student body. Protests, petitions and sit-ins are staged. The Union is closed for three weeks. Resurrection of student power turns entire campus onto oblivious rights. Student leaders pleased to see student participation. T Whey Choi... The way Chinese food ought to be.. WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. IMAGE F ast A ffordable D elicious Whey Chai Chinese Kesteuranf Chinese Restaurant RACINE 400 Main St. 633-8000 ZION 2683 Sheridan Rd. 312-746-3003 KENOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 COUPON $1.00 off on our Sizzling Dishes wifh Parkside I.D. (at Racine Whey Chai only) VALID UN TIL F EB. 2 2, 1984 FRI f c k i 7 _ MOVE ilMTO Tk flJTURE wiik vs ONE LOUSY LIFE (CBS) - Bridget has Angst, and Hoss knows she found him through computer date match. Rev. Scardill takes Meg to the monastery after her embarrasing offer to spend a night on the town. Brent refuses shock treatment for an irritating mosquito bite. Jeffrey the sheep dog remains in psychotherapy, unsure of his species. TARNISH (ICK) - Angela has the quote of the day when she is nipped in' the toes by a scorpion while sunbathing. Sid's first cousin's uncle's grandmother's Hitler-like attitude toward lineage has the whole family gasping for air. Aerial has a conflict in flight plans. Should he visit Angela in the Bahamas or scoff at Bruce for disturbing Susan (Aerial's ex) during her hemoglobin finals? His love for Susan is like Bruce's love for Amoleance, a soft spoken waitress at an all-night truck stop. SHADY BLEND (BOO) - Glenda legally changes her name to Microb, to be current. Her new wave approach disturbs her grandparents, just released from the state pen for prohibition murders. Artie tells Poppo that being a class clown won't get him committed. Dusty's letter to her favorite rock star results in a scheduled concert at Shady Blend. Her father is incensed at such a notion, so he buys out the record company. YOUNG DOCTOR YOUNG (ARG) Dr. Young and Connie have it out in the living room. Zelda the maid is flabbergasted. Gardo (the butler) attempts to split pea soup. Baby Stewart takes a plunge down the hamper chute and discovers Gardo's original hairpiece. His embarrassment equals her disgust in front of him, her and it. CHOWCHILLA (SPL!) - Natalie's wild downtown shopping spree disturbs a bag lady. The vagrant pops a tire on the Fleetwood, but realizes that the artichoke hearts hanging from the rear view mirror were her long"lost granddaughter. Wally s tonsillectomy ruins his kissing abilities for life. Sammy chucks his bills while Dot makes new connections. RANGER Ask Dr. Rill 9 Thursday, February 16,198| Malpractice makes perfect by Bill Stougaard Well, the first wave of responses have arrived and as I had hoped, there are a lot of sickos in this here (them thar) university. I would like to thank all the degenerates who have written. I couldn't do it without you. Here now is a sampling of the letters I've received. Hey Dr. Bill, I'm a person who loves the Beatles. Most people I know cut them down. What am I supposed to do? Signed, A Beatles Fan Dear Fan, Who are the Beatles? Hey Scumboid, Where do you get off calling yourself a doctor? I happen to know that you flunked out of grade school. You're no more a doctor than I am. You deserve to be drawn and quartered, stretched on the rack, and then tortured. Signed, On To You P.S. My girlfriend doesn't understand me. What should I do? Dear On To You, I did too graduate from grade school. They could never back up their claims about those exam scores, or the Girl Scout Jamboree. P.S. Try barking at her. Dear Dr. Bill, I saw your picture in the Ranger and 1 think you are really cute. How can I get to know you better and if I do, will you be worth it? Sincerely, A1 "Beefcake" Bradford Dear Cakes, You obviously have some modicum of smarts Too bad it is housed in the body of a nimnil. Dear Dr. Bill, I'm a very popular person, or at least I was, I just got in a bad fire and lost most of my hair. I'm afraid that now no one will like me. What should 1 do? Signed, M.J. Dear M.J., Master your grief. Time heals all wounds. The first step is always the hardest. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You must confront your own demons, Grasshopper. Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. A days without orange juice is like a day without sunshine. Incidentally, you have very feminine handwriting. Dear Dr. Bill, What is the meaning of life? Why do people die? What does it all mean? Is the moon eally made of cheese? Where do butterflies go when it's raining? Is Burt ever going to marry Sally? What are your psychic predictions for '84? Who won the 1974 Super Bowl? Who are you going to vote for in the fall? Is the market going to fall out under cordless telephones? What about the baby fur seals? Which is a good brand of microwave ovens? Do we have the technology to manufacture human life? Is Di pregnant again? What size underwear do you wear? Is Boy George bi? What things cause cancer? How many eggs does the Brazil- Campus coffee supply grinds to a halt The Funny Paper Caper 'an freckle spider lay in one sitting? Do you get high? Where is New Jersey? How much wood can a woodchuck upchudk? Are we there yet, Dadd^? Whats your middle name? When should an infant go on solid food? Are you going to print this letter? Who cuts your hair? Signed, Curious Dear Curious, um...What? Oh...sorry. I was a million miles away. Would you run that by me again? Dear Dr. Bill, I would like to thank you for the help you gave me in the past. I wrote you years ago asking how I could make a name for myself and become famous. Well, I took your suggestion and now everyone knows me. Thanks again. Signed, Chuck Manson by Nick Thome Parkside prides itself on its fine administrative system. Our administration has instituted many policies to protect the unwary students from themselves. The administration forms committees to consider what they believe to be viable student issues and then, after the committee comes up with a ludicrous idea, the administration institutes it as a new policy. The school has been graced with yet another new committee, The Committee to Control Compulsive Caffeine Consumers. The committee has met only once thus far, but it has come up with many new and innovative ways to deal with the coffee consumer who just has to have one more cup. The committee read a report that said 99.6% of all mass murderers had consumed one or more cups of coffee at some time in the previous ten years of their lives. This report has led the committee to recommend the following policies be enacted. Policy One: All students who intend to consume coffee on campus must fill out a caffeine users' psychological surI'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE ' Reductio and Absurdium NEXT WEEK: NO FOWL PUNS/ vey. The survey will be used to separate the hard core java junkies from the occasional caffeine thrill seekers. Policy Two: Students who successfully complete the survey will be issued a caffeine consumers' control ration card. This card would allow the bearer to purchase up to two cups of coffee per day. However, you may not buy more than one cup every three hours. Policy Three: No student under nineteen years of age may consume coffee, unless they have a signed parental consent form on file. Policy Four: Any caffeine-bearing substance may only be consumed by the original purchaser. Policy Five: Large coffee cups (12 oz.) will be discontinued and only the smaller cups may be purchased on campus. The committee will meet next week to discuss the caffeine in Coke. They feel this may be another area that they can investigate. Only for the good of the students, of course. Alice in Dairyland by Sarah Uhlig Applications are now available for Wisconsin's 1984-85 Alice in Dairyland position. To be eligible, you must be a Wisconsin residence between 18 and 30 years of age as of June 1. The woman chosen will be contracted to provide public relations and promotional services for the Department of Agriculture, Trade, and Consumer Protection, travel extensively throughout Wisconsin and the nation promoting Wisconsin agricultural products. Serve as official hostess at many state and national functions. Assist in a variety of promotional programs. , Participate in radio and television programs and press interviews at state, national, and international level. The woman chosen for this position will be compensated $14,000 annually, plus travel expenses. Applications may be obtained by contacting Wisconsin Dept. of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection, P.O. Box 8911, Madison, WI 53708 or by calling (608) 266- 7171. The deadline to apply is .. Mvch?. v . . f 10 Thursday, February 16,1984 RANGER Study Abroad The Streets of London Psvcho Babble First encounter by Tony Rogers Feature Editor's Note: Tony Rogers recently spent a semester on UW-Platteville's study-abroad program in London. The following is a continuation on the series designed to give others a view of the program itself, as well as life in Europe in general. London, more than anything else^is a city of contrasts. Walk down one street and you'll see the business district, filled with stout English gentlemen toting black umbrelllas and wearing long coats and bowler hats. Go down another road and you'll find exclusive shops with designer clothes, Rolls- Royce limos and middle-aged women wearing minks. Traverse yet another avenue and you'll hear punk rock booming out of alleyways, you'll see punks with pink mohawks, mods on bikes and skinheads. You'll find record stores with music you've never heard of, and ^hops with funky used clothes. Many of the city's contrasting styles can be found in Covent Garden, one of my favorite "haunts" in London. This isn't a garden in the traditional "flower and plant" sense; rather it is an area of the city filled with a huge variety of shops, businesses and places to eat. Covent Garden proper is basically a large open-air market. Street performers-mimes, magicians, musicians and dancers-entertain here, and if you arrive at the right time of day you can see the traditional Punch and Judy puppet show which has been performed here for hundreds of years. There is a nice, variety of walk-in shops and several pubs as well. If you are hungry for some American food, Mr. Rockwell's American Diner can be found here; it's inexpensive, but one of the few places in the city where you can get a really good hamburger. Heading away from the center of Covent Garden there are more shops. Some are expensive and high-class, and some, like the 'Flip' used clothes store, are cheap, new wave and terribly interesting. 'Flip' is run by punks-it's like an old warehouse with music blasting inside. Here you can find an incredible selection of army surplus jackets, flannel shirts from the states, worn jeans and, of course, studded leather belts. You'll see punks, skins and mods all shopping here. This is a fascinating place just to sit and watch. If you're a culture vulture, you'll never get bored by London. The National Festival Hall on the banks of the Thames River is regularly host to world-renowned symphony orchestras. Also located here is the National Theater, where non-commercial theatrical productions are staged, and the National Film Theater, where a fascinating selection of films from all over the world are screened. At night this is a wonderful spot; stand out on the banks of the Thames and you can see across the river to Westminster Abbey and the House of Parliament, which are spectacularly lit. The Museum of London, aside from being a fine museum chronicling the city's history, houses the Barbican, another excellent cultural center. There are ongoing art exhibits in the galleries, and it is here that the Royal Shakespeare Company performs, a must see for Shakespeare lovers. For nightlife, London boasts an astounding array of nightclubs, discos, punk bars, gay bars and any- BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: AFTER MIDNIGHT (TOP 40) Friday, February 17 8:30 pm - 12:30 am PONY EXPRESS Saturday, February 18 8:30 pm - 12:30 am All bar drinks & beer $1.00 Wednesday, February 22 MAINSTREAM (TOP 40) Special Alabama Slammers 50* 11:30 pm - 12:30 am 632-0724 2915 Romayne Ave. Off Rapids Dr., Racine §Plf2 <J onz thing else you'd care to think of. One of the trendiest places in town right now is a disco called the Batcave where the 'gothic punks' hang out. (Gothic punks, if you're wondering, tend to look very much like 'The Munsters.') For the more chic discos like the Hippodrome, you have to be dressed extremely well to get in, and your wallet must be extremely well padded to stay in. There are several things that you absolutely must do while in London. First, you must eat fish and chips, preferably at one of the walk- in places. There is simply nothing like English fish and chips-it puts Arthur Treacher's to shame. Second, you must go to an English pub (there are thousands in London) and have a pint, or several, of Guinness, a dark, thick Irish beer which loses something when it is exported to America. Pubs are a great place just to sit and watch the English. You can really get a feel for the country and the people here, and you might even be lucky enough to meet some of the natives. Go to some concerts; London is the birthplace of so much of contemporary music, it would be a shame not to go and see why. See some plays; they are cheap, and there are lots of them. Ride the tube and rub shoulders with Londonners- English, Indians, Chinese, Africans, West Indians, et al. Get used to the subcultures: punks, skins, rastafarians-they are part of the color and atmosphere of this city. Learn something about them and all the English. More than anything, wander the city. Your feet will tire but you'll never get bored, and there is no better way to know London than by walking its streets. by Rick Luehr "I don't believe it," thought Samuels. "I'm going to be the first human being to ever meet an alien creature face to face." He had been chosen for this honor because he was the first person to receive a message from the Halkans. He was manning the radio console aboard the star cruiser "Defiant" when the message came through. "Attention, Earth ship," the transmission began, "we have been monitoring your planet for many of your years, and have decided that we shall now allow a meeting between our two races." The excitement was tremendous. Scientists clamored to find out all they could about the Halkan race. And the Halkans were very happy to cooperate. They transmitted pictures of themselves, their cities and anything else the Earth scientists wanted to know. The Halkans were glad to give the Earth any information they desired. After many months of heated debate, the decision was made. The Earth Directorate would allow a on meeting to take place. It was decided that the best person to go would be the first person to have had any contact of any kind with the aliens. And that was Samuels. The Earth ship and the Halkan cruiser drew nearer. "Soon I'll make history," thought Samuels. "I'll be famous." Visions of ticker tape parades and ceremonial dinners flashed into his mind. The ships finally docked. The door opened. "This is it," Samuels said to himself. He stepped through and stood in the Halkan ship. There he saw the Halkan representative standing. Waiting. The Halkan was basically humanoid in appearance. There were a few differences, most noticeably the larger mouth, and the absence of a visible nose. The Halkan smiled. Samuels walked up so that he was standing two feet away from the alien. He extended his hand. "On behalf of the population of Earth, I graciously offer my friendship." The Halkan looked for a moment, extended his hand, grabbed Samuels around the neck and ate him. Classified ads Continued from page 4 ARE you really swift? 11111111 n 111111 MARK, Fram. WINE AND dine me with Veal Medallions with lemons and I'm all yours, sweetie pie. I love you, John. Kiff-a-rue. MILTON FRIEDMAN: the Utility Maximization Defense, think so jerry? WANTED: AN economist with a mind of my own. Ronald. SPOO...IIN you hair! Mr. Fabu- Do it with Style! Heileman's Old Style. Fully Kraeusened, with pure spring water and the best ingredients for that great clean, crisp taste Whatever you do. make it worthwhile -make it Old Style. lous. POOPERS: $100 each: Please!!! I'll turn Muslem. Looking Better. WOULD THE woman who called the Ranger office on Monday looking for Nick and a short-term physical relationship, please call Tuesday at noon? PITTY PAT: How can you be so insensitive to our medicinal nip on occasion? It will be an uneventful semester, I can tell. MOLLY: 1 won't tell anyone about what Pitty Pat does to her hair if you don't. POOP-STAIN: How 'bout whipping Wall Street? PITTY-PAT: Riding to the Joffrey H performance with you and Molly gave the evening a certain error of distinction. In other words, "yaaahoo," here come the bumpkins to the ballet!! Yup, it was definitely a night to remember! EMI: ILY, "yes." R.A. BOB A.: Happy 21st Birthday! Saturday night at Park Avenue!! Love. E.R. MR. M.: I know who enjoyed the train ride more than me! Hotel Susie. BLANCHE: YOU'LL just have to control those wild medicinal nips until the semester's over. You had your chance. It's too LATE!! MOLLY: DON'T get too crazy in the first half of the semester isn't even over yet. I'm not prepared to deal with a nervous breakdown. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Karen! D.J. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jeff W.! D.J. A BIG thanks to all my good friends for the wonderful party and all the good times! I may be older, but damn I'm loved! K.e.n... BRUCEE & Nataliee: I may not be the biggest Arnonee in the world, but it, sufe is durablee. RANGER WEEK OF 25% OFF Chocolate Malted Outstanding Wrestler at the Wheaton Invitational for two years in a row. His record is 40 wins and 60 losses. Fencers practice hard for upcoming meet. win was his first collegiate victory. On Saturday, Feb. 18 the Ranger duelists will host a five-team meet at 10:30 a.m. in the main gym. The Rangers will fence off with Michigan State, Minnesota, Illinois- Champaign and Lawrence U. Admission is free to the general public. Wrestlers pin ninth straight by Paul Roth Parkside scored its ninth-straight wrestling victory defeating Chicago State 28-17 Thursday night in the Parkside Fieldhouse. 118 pounder Jerril Grover started the win out with a forfeit. Mike Vania wrestling at 126 pounds showed his all-american status by beating CSU's Ron Holmes by a convincing 15-2 score. At 134 pounds, Matt Kluge also received a forfeit to give Parkside an early 17-0 lead. 142 pounder Mike Winter controlled his opponent lorn Carey and came away with a 6-0 victory. Freshman 150 pounder, Mark Dubey again came away with a victory over CSU's Aaron Meeks by a score of 8-2. Closing out the Ranger scoring was 177 pounder Ted Keyes who dominated his opponent Lydell Moore 14-0. The victory upped the Parkside season record to 12-2 with only one duel meet against Marquette left. If the Rangers can beat Marquette it will complete the most successful duel meet season they have ever had. Three Parkside wrestlers claimed championships, including Mike Vania. He was named the meet's outstanding wrestler. Saturday as the Rangers finished third in the prestigious 46th annual Wheaton Invitational. Nineteen teams entered. Mike Vania At 142 pounds, Mike Winter was also very steady in winning his title, Winter also won 4 matches including a 4-1 de cision over Augustana's Scott Grubisick in the finals. Parkside's other champion was 177 pounder. Ted Keyes, who moved his team leading record to 42-6 with a convincing 6-0 victory over Notre Dame's Phil Baty in the finals. Other Ranger wrestlers who placed high in the tournament include 134 pounder, Matt Kluge, who lost a close 5-3 decision to Pat McMahon of Augustana in the finals to place 2nd. Kluge won two matches to get into the finals. ' Yde also placed 2nd. After winning his first two matches to get into the finals, Yde ran into defending NCAA III champion Chris Casey of Augustana and lost a hard fought 6-0 decision. 158 pounder Chris Dickson won three matches and finished forth in a very tough weight class. Grover won 4 matches and lost two in placing 5th. The Rangers now start their national tournament hopes on Friday when they travel to Southern Illinois- Edwardsville to compete in the NCAA III regional. Fencers prepare to host meet by Alex Dumas Junior Bill Thomas led the Ranger fencing team with six wins and three losses. He defeated both Minnesota and Michigan in six straight bouts before dropping three in a row to the Madison Badgers. Parkside's second leading scorer for the day was sophomore John Goetz. Goetz had one victory against Michigan State and two victories against Minnesota. Also scoring for the Rangers were Whitney Harman and John Parnham. Both of their victories were against Minnesota. Parnham's n Thursday, February 16, Uf&t Track National qualifiers by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Almost all of the men on the men's track team are qualifying for nationals. The last meet in DuPage yielded another qualifier. Dan Stublaskie qualified for the NAIA nationals which will be held Feb. 24-25 in Kansas City. He ran the mile run and finished third with 4:15.9. "Dan ran very well and I am pleased he qualified," said Lucian Rosa, coach. Tim Renzelmann also ran well, placing second in the mile. His time was also 4:15. Tim will run the two mile at nationals and Dan will run the one mile. Rich Miller was third in the 880 with a time of 2:00.9. George Kapheim was third in the two mile run, and his time was 9: 15. Kapheim will run the three mile at nationals. "George didn't really run that hard. He did a very good Phy. Ed. courses Continued from 12 iiwoa WUUUUIICU. Renzelmann and Mark Hunt were tied for fourth in the two mile run with 9:21.2. ".The men have been doing well for the indoor season and Dan Stublaski already shaved off 10 seconds on one week. They can only get better," added Rosa. Parkside will run in the UW-Oshkosh Open this Saturday. PARKSIDE U NION 10:00 am - 4:19 p * • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets © Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops * • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs © Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops © Chocolate Jots © Chocolate Peanuts © Chocolate Raisins © Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix ^ © Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls © Carob Raisins © Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio © Red Pistachio @ S panish Peanuts © Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Mike Vania * * * Congratulations * * * Ranger needs sportswriters He said that the reaction of the Faculty Senate was one of "mild irritation, because this didn't come out at APC (Academic Policies Committee) or Faculty Senate." Even so, he says that the program will be implemented and expects a one year delay, from fall 1984 to fall 1985. The second reason that the administration delayed the plan is that the Phy Ed department is currently undergoing a biennial study to determine their funding level. While Shea doesn't foresee any changes in the Phy Ed department that could affect the limit's implementation, Greenbaum said that the study, when completed, "may suggest changes in the program." This is the first time the chancellor has vetoed a policy approved by the Faculty Senate. Shea said that while the Faculty Senate has no recourse but to wait for the administration to impose the restriction, it will eventually be implemented. 12 Thursday, February 16, 1984 Men's basketball Stung by Chicago St RANGER by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Chicago State returned to Parkside Saturday night with revenge in their eyes and their playing skill. Adding to the vengenace were Charles Perry and Darron Brittman, former Parkside students and basketball players. Perry was the game high scorer with 25 points - a nd Brittman had 13 points. However, Chicago's main weapon, All-American center Leonardo Drake, didn't play. He may be out for disciplinary reasons although his coach says it is for a lineup change. Parkside Coach Rees Johnson commented on the game, "It was a disappointing loss because we played them so tough at their place before." Parkside was down 42-25 at the half and the final score was a 85-69 Parkside loss. Chicago came back at the half to play very aggressive basketball and the team just couldn't keep up. "We didn't play as hard as we should. You have to play real aggressive against a time like that," Johnson added. Before this blow-out, the Rangers played UW-Milwaukee and defeated them 72-60. The game started out slowly, but the Ranger picked up the pace later in the game. Milwaukee started out with an early lead which didn't please coach Johnson. He commented, "I was hoping we'd really cream them. It didn't work out that way. We did have a good 12 point spread, but Milwaukee came to play." The Rangers will be playing at home during the upcoming week against Lewis and Loras. "Lewis is really a fine team. We're very seriously considering toWomen out do Purdue by Robb Luebr Last Tuesday, Feb. 7, the Rangers of Noreen Goggin put on a basketball clinic at the Physical Education Building. No, this wasn't a special event, just a game; but what a game. The Rangers broke away from a 40-36 halftime lead and coasted to an 85-68 victory over Purdue-Calumet. £ "This was a good one to get down; we needed to have this one," coach Goggin commented after the game. The first half was close throughout, with both teams shooting well. The Rangers were able to get inside, and got the outside shots when the middle was jammed. Purdue- Calumet relied a bit more on their outside shooting. Parkside was only able to take a four point lead into the locker room at the half. Goggin must have had some inspirational words for her team, because when they took the court for the second half, they were ready to get playing. The first five minutes of the second half looked like an instant replay of the first half. The teams traded baskets back and forth. Then it happened: the dam finally broke for Parkside. The trigger was two consecutive long-range baskets by Cindy Ruffert. After that, Parkside could do no wrong. They worked the ball inside at will, and shot from outside well, although they didn't have to. Goggin was even able to clear her bench. Contributing to the lackluster Purdue performance were a few questionable calls by the referees. This got the Purdue coach a bit hot under the collar, which resulted in a stern warning from those same referees. The leading scorers for Parkside were Robin Henschel and Jean Jacobs, who each had 20 points. Hens-' chel had 16 of her points in the first half. Both women were forces inside. Almost all their points came from five-to eight-foot range. Deb Hansen was next with 13 points. Ruffert added 10 points and was responsible for 24 more on 12 assists. Leading rebounders were Hansen and Midge Schinderle, each with nine rebounds. UW-PARKSIDE RANGERS HOST Loras Thursday, Feb. 16 Northern Michigan Monday, Feb. 20 Illinois Tech Thursday, Feb. 23 Student tickets $1 in advance at P.E. Center $2.50 at the door Plus post-game entertainment in Union Square. It's tree with your validated basketball ticket! Feb. 16 Brown & Brown, vocal duet; Feb. 20, Janes Hersch', guitar, plus Coca-Cola Night free cokes; Feb. 23, J.P. & the Cats, 50s/60s show band, plus Union Night, free popcorn, Vi price soda. morrow night controlling the ball on them," Johnson said. Lewis plays a very tight 2-3 zone defense. "They really bothered us down at their place," said Johnson. Loras is another tough team. Loras went to nationals last year in the NAlA tournament. They also have the same squad they had last year. "We know we've got two really tough ball games again this week. I'd like to win at least one of these games. If we win them both, I'll be elated." Johnson added, "If we could beat both those teams this week that would mark to where we've come. Even to win one shows a real improvement in our squad and that's what we're looking for." The game against Loras is scheduled for 7:30 Thursday night in the Parkside Fieldhouse. Famous 54, Eric Womeldorf shoots and scores Phy. Ed. by Bob Kiesling The administration has put a hold on the Faculty Senate's plan to limit the number of Phy Ed skills classes that count toward graduation, citing both high cost and possible changes in the phy ed department. funding changed "It's still on the books, but it's on hold," said acting vice chancellor Ben Greenbaum. Greenbaum said that Chancellor Alan Guskin delayed the plan because the change would primarily involve changing the school's computerized records program, a costly and complex process. Although no figures were available, Greenbaum said the cost "was more than I would have thought." "It's going to cost some money and take some time," said professor James Shea, who was one of the University Committee members who first approved the plan. Continued on page IIKenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN AS SOCIATION 5935 7th Ave—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor Guskin holds open forum - Explains "de-emphasis" of alcohol on campus Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 17, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Guskin holds open forum Explains "tle-emphaeie' of alcohol on campus by Keu Meyer Editor Approximately 35 students took advantage of the opportunity to personally question Chancellor Alan Guskin during a Ranger-sponsored open forum Monday in midMain Place. Sixteen topics were discussed in the hour-long forum, with the issue of alcohol on campus bringing about the most discussion. Other topics included: evening bus service, the activity hour, proposed changes in admission policy. the quality of the Parkside faculty, Breadth of Knowledge and foreign Ia"lluage requirements, why no Parbide professors will be considered for the now-vacant vice chancellor's position and the chancellor's own future career plans, (More about these other issues can be found on page 6.) Alcohol on campus The discussion of the administration's "de-emphasis" on alcohol consumption on campus was initiated when a student asked Guskin why certain corporate sponsorships are not allowed at Parkside. Guskin replied that "we're very responsive (to sponsorships) with some very significant exceptions." But, he continued, "We are trying to cut down on attempts by the beer companies to increase the volume of beer that is consumed," Guskin said that the beer cornpaINSIDE .•. exual harassment committee helps curb abuse Cafeteria reviewed Ranger Bear Slain Larry Flynt for President , Due to nutsefvIIII br'eU Now Z4 II 25, tbere wID ..... IJe • _weeknies are aware that the higher drinking age at 19 will sizeably reduce the number of alcohol consumers. "We're not telling anybody what they should or should not do That's up to them to make a decision. But we don't have to have the sponsorship of events by beer companies whose primary goal, understandably, is to increase beer sales, which is what we'd like to discourage," he said. Guskin pointed out that efforts to reduce campus alcohol consumption caused the Union to lose $16,- 000 last year. One student noted that the University, as an institution of higher education, is one area of society where responsible alcohol use can be learned. Guskin said that WisconSin uruversities have a different policy on alcohol than other states 'for a lot of reasons which you know as well as I. When 1 came to W,SCO"",", by the way, Iwas shocked at the Ireedom 01 drinking on the campus." he said. noting that at Parkside alCoutiDued OD Page , Chancellor AJaD GUSkiD speaks at Monday' OpeD forum, Ranger pboto by Todd Herbst East parking lot to reopen by Micbael Fircbow "Due to overcrowding in Parkside's Tallent Hall parking 101. the east parking, lot has been reopened." stated Ron Bnnkmann, head of Parkside Security. Lights on the east lot have been hooked up once again At 9 p.m the lights will be turned off to conserve energy This will be done because most cars will have left the lot by the designated time. "To encompass the factor that the east lot is .9 miles from the academic buildings, a free shuttle service is offered. Every half hour a Racine or Kenosha bus stops at the Tallent bus shelter and goes around the inner loop. stopping at the Union, Comm Arts and Phy Ed bus stops," said Brinkmann. The Security Department is looking for purchase a van to provide shuttle service for the campus. Kenosha bus sytem is paid $5,000 a year to provide shuttle ~n:'.ice ~ campus. Racine bus service IS paid approximaty the same for this servi<e. The van would travel around the iDner loop and down to the east lot P/«'j 10 minutes during the peak hours "There are a few stipulation rnvolved In the possible purchase of a van bemg utilized as a shuttle servIce," said Brinkmann ··We would need a student with a chauffeur's hcense to drive the van We would also have to pureha th nun! b The linal lIpulalIon 10101 lb. fact that we need perm on from the state to do Ul h a thUlg If a van "ere to be pur hased Bnnkmann behev that It would po. stbly also on e a a Ph) Ed bu Racine bus route to expand service A schedule change for Rout. 9. the Racme-Parkside bus. ",II go Into effect on 1 Q\; 21 "Trips to Parkside "ill be on the hall hour instead of the hour. Also the two morrung ex press runs "ill be eliminated Instead, the first two runs ",II be separated by 15 minutes After that. a bus wiU arnve at Parkside at 30 minute intervals up till 6 p.rn.," said Ron Bnnkmann. head of Parkside Security. The Kenosha bus "",ice will remaiD the same, Brinkmann mentioned that he would hlte to see Kenosba Irequent tbeir Parkslde stops but It I I'U~rde of his control The K no ha route includes half hour top at Parks ide dunng the morning and hour stop> 10 the afLemOOn "The addition 01 bus tnps from Racme to Parkside Will cost between $4.000 and $5.000 There will not be an increase In parking permit costs because the extra mane)' needed can, till be pulled from the confones of our budget," added Bnnkmann New schedules WIll be a\alla ble at the Union Informatoon Desk and al the secunt} ollore in Tallent Hall. p RANGER £ 3 TIIunday, No'~mMr 17,19l!3 Committee helps curb sexual harassment by Jeonie Tunkieicz News Editor Sexual harassment is a problem in our society. In response to this problem, the UW System Board of Regents mandated that advisory c:ommittees be established to deal with sexual harassment on UW taIIlpuses. Parkside's Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is made up of two faculty members, two students, ... library staff member, one student records staff member, one penon from jani~orial services and I mundling services member. ne committee has four functionS. aeeording to Stella Gray, committee chairperson: to alert aU members of the university commuIitJ to the issue of sexual harass- ... to reiterate the position of tile IloIrd of Regents that sexual __ t win not M tolerated lIiIIiI tIte university; to provide a _ lor people to report sexual "'lIIDlfI\t with as little anxiety lid embarassment as possible; and to recommend solutions to these matters. If someone is being sexually harassed, they should go to any commillee member 10 seek help and have some action taken. "People need to do something about this if it's happening. They should have enough sense of their own personal worth and dignity that they don't have to put up with this (sexual harassment). 11 is inexcusable for somebody to drop a course because the teacher was making himself or herself unpleasant to that student in a sexual way. This damages the student's career and it just shouldn't happen and it doesn't have to happen," said Gray. Every incident that is reported to the committee is treated with confidentiality. Gray said that names are even kept out of discussions within the commillee as much as possible. If the problem is very serious the commillee may ask the person who was harassed to put a statement in writing. "People should care enough to do that," she said. Forms of harassment Sexual barassment CaD take muy forms, some less severe t.I1u others, but nevertheless constituting banssmeDt_ Some forms of barassment include: .• Unwanted pressure for dates • Unwanted sexually aggressive looks or gestures • Unwanted sexual teasing, jokes, remarks or questions • Unwanted deliberate toucbiag, leaning over, cornering or piDcb.. iog • Unwanted pressure for sexual favors • Unwanted letters, pbone cans or materials of a sexual eature • Actual attempt at rape or sexual assault. "It's insulting to lhe university in a way. if sexual harassment is going on or people believe it is and nobody is doing anything about it. Wen, nothing can be done about it if no one reports it. We've got nothing to track. down if all we've got are rumors," she said. The severity of the situation establishes how it will be treated. The committee may recommend a solution to the person, or take the mattee to the chancellor with a recommendation for action. For example, Registration made easy 'Y Jill Whitney Nielsen ..... trouble with registraIiaI'! You're not alone in this .......... so Ranger is here to .... ,... with the sticking prob- .. 01 registering. _ 11M! first thing, of course, is to teIect your classes. An adviser CID help you with this task, However, make sure they sign .. adviser's card before you go to register. Now comes the fun part: RegIStration Day. At the first table they check your cards and information to make sure all is filled out cor,eclly. You should also check the overhead projector to make sure the classes you want aren't already filled. U at this point you're already confused, the nice people at the fust table will be glad to answer any questions. If, however, you have sailed through without a hitch, proceed to the second section This is where your white mformation sheet is collected, your cards stamped and the people double check everything lust to make sure the people at the fust table didn't make mis- ~ Next Comes the tricky part: letting your schedule punched Into the computer. Some students have been known to be !luck at station three for hours trying to fix their class schedule Ibut this doesn't happen very often). U the computer accepts YOur schedule, you're home free. U not, the staff at station three will help you through the ::c" spots. Now you saunter _to station four, where you In your bunar's card (unless of course you're paying there, but I've never yet to wit· ness this phenoJrtenon). Station five is for parking slickers for those of you who haven't gotten one or who just want a different color After stalion five, you're done Health Center hours Stu Rubner, Director of Commu· nity Student Services, reports that a registered nurse is available in the Student Health Center, Molinaro 0115, during Edith Isenberg's absence, The following hours for the Health Center have been establish· ed (as of Ranger's publication deadline): Tuesday 9 a.m. to I pm. Wednesday noon to 4:W p.m Thursday 9 a m to 4:30 pm. Friday 9 am. to I p.m Coverage on Monday is. also being arranged. but has not been finalized. Cheryl McWhorter, Student Heal· th Care Center secretary, keeps the Student Health Care Center open from 7:45 a.m. to 4W p.m ,Ionday through Friday. if someone is being followed, Security would be alerted, or if an instructor is involved in sexual harassment, the chancellor would refuse to allow the person to continue teaching. Gray said that the problem can sometimes. be solved by a committee member just talking to the harasser, "Many people don't realee how they're being perceived by 0thers. They feel they haven't done anything wrong. But they have got to learn to curb that kind of thing and have a greater re pt.'( I for women or men, whatever the C.JM" may be," said Gray. Sexual harass ment rake, manv forms and usually invclv a PO" ' posiuon The person "ho har 15 In some lund of power 0\ er the person-an mstructor l) 10 PO" r over a student, a secreta') IS under the power of Ius hr. open r, an admirustrator as In PO" r 0\1: r iI facully member, etc l:Iara",,,"t occurs Vt1len the person 10 power tries to warrant sexual ubm on from another person by ~mg thclr future emplolment, grad . etc a condJtion "People have gol to M ed"""ted on this, that It does occur and to be aware of It and that we should open our minds to a greater awareness of relationships and to make ure you're not gOing it,' sbe said Gray asks that If you '"' being harassed or wneess har ment taklog place, to report It by contoctine ber at M3-22liO or any of the Sftual IIarassment Advisory Commltlft memben r-----------------------, Veteran's survey ! In an attempt to increase the involvement of the vetera orgaruza· I tion for the benefit of Parkside students, faculty and slaff, this su"ey I win enable the Vets Club to beller serve the needs of thIS campus I After completing the survey, please drop off l'Our answers at the I Ranger office (WLLC 0139), Umon Square bar, Rec Center or In WLLC DI76 (10 PI Falkensteml. I I I Il Are you a veteran' a dependent' a student' , -stall' --!aculty'__ I 2)]f you are a ,'eteran, are you arti\'e"l---l I ~~Irltd .. I __ dJsabled'--JrlJve r .e"'e'--<>r ROTC'__ I m , I , d your famlll ar entill<'d I I II 51Would JOU like to _ an a h" .. ter or n.z:lllon on r mp • I __ yes '0 I I I 61 II you ans"ered YES to questIOn 5 .. hen do you feel" uld t, I I mo,t appropriate time to hold the meell '1\1 hat 11m would b<> I I most convenient to you~ I ' I 71 Is there anjihing that the 'elera", organlz:llion ("lin d for I u· II __ Yes '0 I I I 81 II JOU answered YES to qu tion 7 plra c att nd a m 'lin and I , let us know "hal "C can do f r lOU I , I I AddllJonal C<>mments 1 I I I I I I I I IL JI 3\ Do you reel "eterans are well rtpr llted on the Par Id pus'! __ Yes 'Il Check or circle the appropnate answers 4\ Are j'OUaware of all the beneh IOU to? __ Y~'o --~Eft 2 \'ftllbH 17,1tll3 Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society by Mark Feldmanll Take ingredients you would aeversee in an American television !boW: intelligence, humor, sophistiCIted dialogue-put them together in the hands of a capable cast, surlGlIIld them with fantastic settings IIId put them in fascinating situalionS. The result: a "Dr. Who" epiIOlIe direct from England. Wbile 10 million people in Great Ilritain walch the show about the -.podes of a time-traveling pror-. more than 100 million are .. in around the world, includill 10 million in the United States. AIlout 30 people huddled around two video screens last Saturday IiIIi lR Union 104 to watch three epiIodes. Most at them were memo bers of the Parkside "Dr. Who" dub. The club members bear no distiapi!hing marks or fall into no set ralegory; they all share a common Iovt of "Dr. Who." At Saturday's !ibn meeting, young students gath. ertd with parents and their chilo ... to enjoy the show. "It's a show the whole family can watch," said club president Kay Carter. "It has something for everyone. And it's not a slapstick - t'OIDedy or harrowing soap opera like many American television shows." The club started in the fall of last year, mostly through the efforts of Tony Rogers, who is now in Eng. land. "He put up some notices and we got ourselves organized," Carter said. "Ithink we've been quite wetl-accepted on campus." Tbe BBC·produced show has been running for 20 years, with !be 20th anniversary show to be aired on Nov. 23, both in the United States and England at the same time. "That will be a real treat," said club treasurer Mark Christensen. "Episodes in the U.S. are usually a year or two behind the British ones." . "Dr. Who," running on public television in Milwaukee on Channel 10 and in Chicago on Channel 11, bas a large following in the Chicago area. "Chicago is one of the main distribulion points for the U.S.," explained Carter. "It has really spread around the nation a great deal." Two "Dr. Who" movies have been made, starring Peter Cushing as the doctor, but neither met great success. Along with the shows, pa. perbacks of each episode are sold. and many "Dr. Who" magazines fill Club Events Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE, !be Marketing Club, wei· comes new and current members to \be bi-monthly meeting, Wednes· day, Nov. 23 in Molinaro 217. Your IltendanC<!is important. Art Club AD Art Club meeling will be held 011 Monday, Nov. 21 at I p.m. in the Iler Center. Committees will beIonned for the Art Addicts Art Exhibit, wbich will be held Wednes· day, Dec. 7. IVCF 1\aaksclving is not only a lime • !rlJm !be hustle and bustle of ...... 8Dd wort, but it is also a lbne to Ii¥e thanks for the things ... people we care about. In keep- .. with this tradition of giving tbaob. IVCF is meeting Wednes· ';, Nov. 23 at I p.m. in Molinaro .... ~ a time of thanksgiVing and :- ... Steve Ulrich will be sbar· ~ WillI lB. aDd there will also be a - ,. IiJI&ing and rejoicing. If ~~ an iDterated student or ~~. you are welcome Geology Colloquium "7 i..of tile m- Flow" :::, -, tile IapIc 01 tile GeoIoG' __i ., Dr. Robert ~. UW-RMr FrideJ. -, 1111 7 p.1IL Physics Club In December, the Physics Club will visit Fermi National Accelera· tor Laboratory in Batavia, m. A physicist, not a tour guide, will con· duct the tour of the $200 million laboratory. It sounds impressive. but what is it used for? Particle accelerators are used for fundamental research on the nature of nuclear forces, the exploration of transuranic elements (those heavier than uranium) and the detection of unknown particles. Supereonducling magnets drive subatomic par· ticles to high speeds and send them crashing into other particles to break tbem apart (thus the term ~'atom smasher:') Fermilab is named after EnriCO Fermi, the Italian-American physi· cist who produced the first nuclear chain reaction, Thirteen thousand gallons of liquid helium are required to cool the twenty-one loot magnels down to five degrees above al>- solute zero. A beam conlaJll~ng twenty trillion protons travellOg near the speed 01 light makes 46" 500 tums around !be ac<elerator ~ second. In 1m, a 400 billion ~V proton beam .... successfuDy passed through it for !be llnt time, makiDll the accelerator tile - powerful machine In tile work? Today the Tevatron <an .-II -- lieS as biCl' as 7lIO billion ~v. 7t II an InterestlDll paratIoa that, tile _ minute partir'" in the _. Ie sbauId requft the most - IemMh' ery ia order to • studied and understoocI. no space case the market. There has even been a play made. "It's a real choice in programmjog," Carter said. "I like the way !be doctor must rely on intelligence to get out of situations." The club has about 30 members. who meet every month for a business meeting and then sponsor film meetings, which are open to !be public. The club also puts out a newsletter, Several 01 the members belong to Chicago area clubs and UV'·, li~ waukee recently started their own club What makes thIS show, which originally started as a children', sbow in England, SO appealing? The answer seems the same every- _. "The lDtngue of ume l!'a,d. said Clmstensen "He n go w"'~ ever be wan In lim • Oft hent"\ tor he' ",.,15 He jumps Into lh~ Tartus (the doctor's tune \ehlcl~. and goes. "There IS notlung Ilk It on I< I evislon And there IS no othor rt I ~ bcboA show 00 • Brass Ensemble to perform r-------------, I ATTENTION I IALL CONTINUING STUDENTS I I SPRING COURSE SCHEDULE CORRECTION I '1 NOVEMBER 28·29·30 ARE NOT I I .OPEN REGISTRATION DAYS I I I I YOU MUST FOLLOW THE TIME AND DATE I I' LISTED IN YOUR PACKET!! I LI _ iiiiii The popu1ar Chicago Brass Ensemble, which enjoys a reputation as the standard·bearer for brass performance throughout !be world, will perform at 8 p.m. on Monday. Dec. 5, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to the performance, sponsored by PAB, is $1.50 for students, senior citizens and UW·P staff and $3 for the general public. The five-piece ensemble has per· formed with the Lyric Opera or Chicago, the Chicago Symphony Or· chestra, the Grant Park Symphony, visiting ballet companies, numerous musical shows and at the Ravinia Festival. In addition to active touring en· gagements throughout the United States, the Chicago Brass Ensemble has participated in a series of concerts and residencies sponsored by the Affiliated States Arts Agencies of the Upper Midwest. Members 01 the group, among Chicago's leading musicians. are: --Melanie Kocher. hera, a rnembe< of !be Chicago Opera Theater, the American Chamber Syrnpbony, Lyric Opera and Opera Mid· west and a frequent soloist WIth the Chicago String Ensemble, !be Chicago Chamber Orchestra and !be Chicago Phtlharmomc. She has been a member of lne Pemnsula Music Festival Orchestra for etght )'OMS. -Edward Kocher, one or Chi· cago's most sought·after lrombone and euphonium artists, who per . forms regularly ",~ith s)'11\phony, ballet and opera orchestras. Kocher also does free-lance arrangIng and recording and IS on the brass fac· u1ty at Wheaton College. -Robert Rada, tuba. has studied with Arnold Jacobs of the Ch~ cago Symphony and John F1etcher of the London Symphony In addl' tion to perfonnmg WIth leading ballet companies, Rada is often heard WIth the LyriC Opera Orchestra. the Grant Park Symphony and the Ravinia Festival Orchestra. --Ros. Beacroft, principal lnImpet 01 the Amencan Chambe< Sympilony and !be ChIClllO Opera Tbeater. BeacraIt IS • B"lduate 0( the Eastman School or MUSIC and .. a lormer membe< of the l'iorth Car· oIIna Sympbony and the Norwftgian Opera and Ballet m Oslo He performs frequently WIth Ollcaao' Lync Opera and !be Conlemporary Chamber Play... Beacraft p..... ently is Brass Department Ota,,· man at DePaul UllI'erslly. -Steven Hendrickson • lead· ing ChIcago fr~·lance tr\tlll!""l player who has performed ... t<1l· S1vely WIth !be ChicagO ymphony Orchestra in ~ and on ..... conhngs. He played With !be Lon· don Symphony In Canada for two seasons and also has performed WIth other profes lanaI groups ,n the Ctucago area. including theLync Opera ~IUSJc01 Baroqu and !be ChlC8go Pops Orchestra He presently IS on the music larull! at North Park ConconIlI and f:Jm· hurst colleg "Phun with Physics" The Physics Colloquium Series wiD conclude this semester with three demonstration shows. The first will be "Physics and Magic." a program of magic tricks and stunts by Marshall Elenstein from the Pbysics Department of Ridgewood HigI1 School in Norridge. Ill. Ellens- .... 's show will be given at 3 p.m. OIl Friday. Nov. 18 in Greenquist 101. the United States, appearing before tea~hers. civic groups and general audiences. Their shows are fast. paced. frequently noisy and always. entertaining. "Balloons. Bubbles and Balancing" will be given on Monday, Nov. 28 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. .The fi~al demonstration program mil be given hy two Parkside faculty. Jeffrey Nehr and Stephen Luzader. Nehr gave a show last ypar that proved to be the most popular entry in the colloquium series. This year's show will include all new demonstrations and will be given on Wednesday, Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. These programs are all free and open to the public. The second show in the series is "Balloons, Bubbles and BalanciD«." which will be given hy Profs. Glenn Schmieg and Richard Dillman from the Physics Department of UW-Milwaukee. Schmieg and Dittman are nationally known and tate their program to all parts of collegiate crossword © Edward Julius Collegiate CW83-31 ACROSS 49 Map abbreviation 50 Company bigwig 1 Paleoloic. Heso- (abbr.) zoic. etc. 51 Alleviate 5 Car accessory 55 Chemical catalyst 10 Soviet news agency 59 EOP equipment 14 Function (2 wds.) 15 Parenthetical 61 Subject of the COlMlent movie. 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"- the Bachelor" 11 Winglike Plrt~ 12 - souci 13 Beef quantity Solution on page 10 - N.Y. theater tour Take a bite out of the Big Apple and spend spring break in New York City-and get credit for gomg The Dramatic Arts Discipline is offering a New York Prolessronal Theater Seminar in spring semester 1984. This two credit class meets Tuesday evenings from 7-850 p.m and the one credit lab will be in ew York City ~Iarch 11-18. Students nave several options for talting this course: take the two credit lecture class only. take the one credit lab class only. or take both for a total of three credits. The lab fee is $400 which includes: four theater tickets rnclud7 TYME• commg back? Partsi« Iw "DI OUIbidi 10 II of the f:iaadaJ ilu ia lh. t.a:SteB Wi.scG1l$iaI i••tvmpt lo briIlc • TIME IlJOdlin< oa comPti- n.. pr<>iotI> TYME tT... Your )foDe} E\erplob fir) ma. cb..iM _as removed 1"0 ) a ago d•• to .... kof use. planned Ing "CATS I. round tnp Illrfar, guest speakers teeters, directe and designers). bar Jt" tours and sev n Olghls at l.be Ed, son Hotel rbeart of the th ter di tnct] For more information. conLa I Jud.th SOlder 553-2702 or :.53 2S68 Latin America discussed "Observations on U.S. policy in Latin America" is the title of a talk to be given by Prof. Jose Ortega of the Spanish Discipline on Wednesday. Nov. 30 from 1-2 p.m in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor Library. Ortega will discuss the policies of the United States 10 Latin America in the 20th century. I!Js talk mil fO(US l n Gu..hmala a ry There IS. du play on Laton Amer lea on l.e\ el [ of the LiI",,') Tbe ta1I< IS bemg sponsored by' th Ubrary Learnong Ceruer Kenosha Savings and Loan P EE CHECK G! In your choice Of TWO great accountsl 59~ 7th Ave -Kenosha. W.s 658-4861 West Slde-7535 P8fsh og Blvd 694·1380 North.es. s.de-4235 52nd SI ~120 South Slde-8035 22nd Awe 651·IJAQ PaddOCk lake-2.726 75th St At: 50 8A3-Z388 laM Get.... 4'0 aro.cs 51 249141 ----_/ :IA@==~!!!!!!!!!~!!!!~~~,;!!!!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;!!!!~;;;;;~'~~~u~ r.· 0\_ r Consumer's Guide II -Cafeteria comes through with not-so-flying colors by Bob Kiesling - ers or tables piled with litter, is wretched. The Cafeteria's forte is breakfast. For $1.59 you can get two eggs, toast and bacon prepared in about five minutes while you wail at the serving line. The eggs are cooked to order and I ordered mine over easy. They came well cooked but not burnt, with a soil yolk. The bacon was also well· done and the toast was a light to medium brown with lots of bulter . The coffee was average. The Cafeteria also serves waffles. hash browns, English mullins and the ever-present doughnuts and bagels, in a variety of flavors. For lunch, the Cafeteria serves an assortment of hamburgers as well as a special of the day, with prices comparable to other eating spots here . A word about the hamburgersavoid. They mayor may not have meat in them. It's difficult to tell. But most people agree they taste like cardboard and drop like a rock to the pit of your stomach. where they remain for the rest of the afternoon. They should carry a warnIng from the Surgeon GEneral The day I ate there. the specials were hot beef and tacos. f got a taco (79') with sour cream 15 I. It was served in a medium-Sized shell. with a fair amount of meat and lettuce, tomatoes and cheese. It was a crumbly but tasty meal. Other daily lunch specials have included fish, salisbury steak and gyros (which are reportedly excel· lent). The Cafeteria is open Monday through Friday from 730 a m to 2, 00 p.m. and is usually crowded, except after noon. when the place dies. Even so. service is usually quick Lines at the cash register can gel long, especially when only one is In use, but it is rare to wait more than For !bose who prefer a plain. qIIilt meal to the nightclub-like &till 01 tbe Union Square, but ~ a litUe more complete IIIaI lite munchies served at the C4If« Shoppe, there is the Union ()/eleIia. '!be Cafeteria is on the L·l level of !be Union. It is. as its name impilei, a cafeteria·style dining room, ... tbe atmosphere can range from owlu1 to almost pleasant. 1IIe best seats are found along !be windoWs that border the Cafeteria '"' three sides and offer, depeIIdlD& on where you sit. a magrutil:eIl .. of either the parking lot or !be Union Pad. SittiDll at one of the tables packed Into the middle 01 the room, .......... surrounded by other dinRucer pbcMo by Do,. M.E.., neously. Also, the Cafeten> has a eonveyor line for dIrty dISh thaI often goes uoused FlI"hna. dun table later IDthe da~ can be a prob· lem WIth the notable exception of the hamburger<. the Cafetena's ~nu seems to be almost uniformly good. but the atmosphere doesn't ht lp my appetite [alwa. f~ ru ed when I lea\ """0 and a hall ta ten minutes for the meal The starr is usually pleasant even dunng peak times The Catetenas decor except for a few polled plants near the wmdows, is non-existent. Personally, Iobject to the crowd· ed, noisy atmosphere of the Cafetena The tables are placed too close together to be comfortable and suting there during lunch }OU can usually catch fragments from haU· a-dozen conversation . srmultaArts & Crafts fair to be held BEUf.'/Q rr 01" E.5.AR 1 J 12·30 P m and from 1.30 p m to i 30pm Food service w111 be a\3tlable n the Cnion Square and In the roff sbop In lowe< . laID Place from 10 a m to 4 Pm The C-P'" BooIr.. store and the "ton R«r allon Center "Ill be open from 10 a m to 4 pm The .. en! Studt-nt Al1JV1U Parltl ide lJ\1lJ than 300 applicants. come from throughout WISCOnsin and the Chi· cago area and will display Items such as jewelry. pollery, needlework, holiday decorations. wood· working and painting and a 't',de variety or crall items There Will be li\e entertainment penodtcaUy in the lmon Bazaar throughout the day and a .hlldren·, hlm ,,;U be presented ID Ihe rnlOn CInema Theater rrom 10 30 3 m to The ninth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair at Parkside. which last year attracted 6,000 area residents, will be held on Saturday. Dec. 3, from 10 a.m. to 4 pm. when the nearly quarter-mile concourse stretching from the Umon to :\lalO Place of the Wyllie library-Learning Center wHl be hned With more than 200 artists and craftsmen and their wares. There is no admissJOn charge Exhibitors. selected from more '\'lIe pilgrims landed at Plymouth Roek, Massachusetts and not as many people helieve, in plymouth Rodt, Arizona. polUOred by I Of nd the Board ,PAR, �ER S . Qn£e Ober Easy . Howard Cosell... Man or Mouth by Dick OberliruDer "U GerrY Ellis would have baIdI the linebackeh, the Packehs IIOIIid have scored the winning lOlIdJdoWD. But he faa-yeld to do ..... "/liIbt now, Dodsen is bubbaling lIfth confidence. He's definitely on • lIP beat" Laughing hysterically, I lifted ..".u oU the floor and leaned on IIle tQUIIIertopwhere Irecuperated after bearing another one 01 How- .... Cosell's quintessential statemeats. The kind that sum up all the IIlQ/lODal and physical aspects 01 a Jaa./h<D-spectacular athletic mo- .. Far above the mentality 01 morIII IIleIH"Sting on shoulders that DIll equal the loundational support of !be Sueprdome-lies the ulti- _ in brainpower, the critically IldaImed Romper Room thinking ClIP, the nadir 01 lungo logic: the IIlind 01 Howard Cosell. At an estimated lo~ miles above lIIe average viewer's intelligence, lIIe ppeI according to Howard lIIIlden down the mountainside. The landslide 01 smothering Verbiage IS testament to proclaiming him "king of Bs'ers hill .. -His word choj~e seeks such havens where thesaurus editors prance amongst boldly shaped cloud tops--where ancient gods once watched the Olympic games. There is but one televised god seating high above OUf antennae, and he's wearing a black suit, a tie and a had toupee. Listeners have no choice but to suffer through an endless string of lightning bolts, hurled at them by word of mouth, 0 to be deaf now that Monday Night Football is here! Cosell is a singular phenomena (few rise out of their seats to notice). He is a solitary verbal mountain extolling his massive vocabulary. The mouth arose quietly in this century Irom the evolutionary process that creates east coast omnipotence. One main crop of hair crowns the summit 01 Cosell-a less than magnificent cone capped with lakery. Only about 1.5 square leet of scalp, an insignificant fraction of human skin, covers the magical phenomena 01 Howard's thought process. ? • A phenomena once described by Nabakov as: "A most absorbing process, mucb like that of a sponge. ,. A phenomena that most people do not relize and, much to their advantage, do not care about Descriptions to the unkno w,ng resemble a lolk tale about a man who rose from obscunty. who speaks obscurely and wrill, hopelully, lade into the mght alter the stadium lights are lurned ofl. Yet, Howard's presence has.lready been firmly etched into the wiring of our televisions. Even when he's gone forever. his \OIC'e will be heard during the dead air portions of the broadcast. How can one televised colorman seem so appropriate and inappropriate lor any situation be describes? Educated men lD lootball pooling countries at ODetime refused to believe he existed. WIthout his ah-nahl-ah-sis (analj'sis), a gap 01 in-depth loolishness prevails. We need Howard to straighten out wbat is already obvious in our minds; we need Howard's 0 w11 ottcolored descriptions 01 FL play, ers. Most of all, .....e need Howard so we can turn down the sound. By the way, who did Ho w ard play for at one time? Ranger Bear slain Fo"' play suspected by John Kovalic Feature EdItor TIle wbole 01 Parkside was grieved at the recent violent death 01 .... Bear. "Wow, what a bummer," com· -.cI Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, ... immediately broke dpwn. "I _, y'know, this sort 01 spoils tile wbole holiday mood lor me. .... really grossed out." TIle Hanger Bear was the most .... victim in a series of grue· _ 'layings 01 college mascots. !be first case occurred over two ... ago when Bucky Badger was IaaIId impaled by a telegraph pole ..... the lourth quarter 01 a Madilaft.Mlchigan lootball game. The fOlke are still looking lor the tenfDot \aU assailant. "n', really ugly," said head 01 ~ secl1rity Ron Brinkman. "We only just lound the lorepaws JlIIterday. " Ranger Bear had apparently lelt llairly wild party Tuesday night to ... a look at the moon. He never 1lIlImed. Police later lound the body ~ up on the Phy Ed parking "Well, like, he was goin' out to ""* at the ,tars," said ElVIS Goat- ~, .Iriend of the deceased. ~ like, I think he was out _' .... some dope. I mean, we "~,man, The campus is iD mourning It the ~eDt violent death of Rucer Bear, "And that's the last I saw ~im. Apparently they're still lookin lor the tail." The Bear was a b1l 01 a pot-head, but he was all right, man, y'know." . The Bear was well·known for hiS shady lriends and oc:asional drug peddling, but the slaylOg IS suspect- 'ed to be unrelated. Police are looking lor the UWRiver Falls Falron to help wllh their enquiries. Foul play is suspected. •••••••••• -PJon ~bIes .. a , '0 , U.-em. Jazz 'Ensemble ALL THAT JAZZ! The award-winning P.rkside Jazz Ensemble I, under the direction of music professor Tim Bell. who reocently performed WIth the WlSCO/lSID All-Star Jazz Band. wIll present its lall semester <oncert at 8 p m on Tuesdav. 'ov U lD the Commuruation Arts Theater Th. Jazz Ensemble II also oil perform. The Jazz Ensemble I, whIch has just completed work on a serond album. hUed' Vaho<n'ah' n," II perform l\ selectJons repreentulC a broad spectrum ol)&q t}ie> Among them are, Wonl You Come Home, Bill Bailey' " a OW ... land ....,ng·sl}l. pi"'" that I tures a suophont '5«\lon solo, • 1) Foolish H rt a ballad that rup into a WIng tem that n amnged b} sophomore Bill .. 01 Racine, 'Rabble Rouser" n uptempo blockb ter arranged by Billy B} rs lor the Coon' I Or· cbesln, and "That'. Right Irom the Rob tcConnell Baa Band Book a COffipclllllJOn that I v ty 01 mus,ol aenr .. , Includ,OC rock, ballacl and uptempD In October, Bell performed ... alto '.1'Ol"'c- til 1M Wb<onsln A1I-Stat JIZZ Band at rOlld du 1M ~Co on ..... lt I part 01 the Wiscoculn Jau F 'a1 and f t ured a nlllllbor 01 jan uper \MS, i Iudln Owl C~ and Freddie Hubbard Bell an .lumnus 01 'orth Teas State Cnl ",tT" he eamod uncIerv Ie \Jate and performod the IIJIlf<I One 0 I b Band AI Bell I appb Ilion and • ....... M moves the ball downfield. ~rts shots Wisconsin winners by Robb Luebr AI 1 III down 10 wrile Ihis .... , I .... Iized Ihal it is very awl these days to write on just IUbjed; so therefore, I will -1IlaII)' bases this week. '********** "ftIt 01 an, there was the fine ... between "Marvelous" Margin IIIeIor and Roberto "No Mas" ..... last TIlursday. I personally W picked Hagler to win, which he • bul 1 didn't expecl Duran 10 lilt an 15 rounds. I don'llhink Hag- .. fIpected him 10, eilher. In any _. tile people got their money's '-1/1 and then some. Many sub- ..... to Viacom cable on the ... Iide of Milwakee, and view- • In other stales, received Ihe ... al home for free. Due to a ~ problem, the salellile sig- "lIIdn'l 8"t scrambled. ********** ..'!!! Wis<onsin Badgers moved i;i;,,10 a bowl bid with a wild, ...... ute. C-38 WJIl over Purdue. - WiIIniIIc touchdown was scored ... a play called, approprialely lIIIIIp.. ,the 14 Sucker pass, where .... Ii&bt ends fake a block, then reupfIe1d. As a mult, Ted Pear- • ... wide open. The best part - tile fact Ihal the Badgers were lila fourth down and one siluation. ... star 01 the game, however, was .. _er Al Toon, who caught ~ passes for 252 yards, a Big - record. Included in those eighl ....... a 73 yard touehdown ........ Two olher sports learns al Wisconsin are having good years. I!oI1l the men's and Ihe women's cross-country teams placed first in the NCAA Districl IV meet in East Lansing, Mich. last weekend Each team qualified for the national meel, to be held on Nov. 21 in Bethlehem, Pa. TIle men's team is the defending NCAA champion The Badger hockey leam is finally playing up to its capabIlity, especially after fhis past weekend The Wisconsin skalers totally manhandled the WCHA-Ieadmg Minnesota Gophers in a two-game series Sophomore goalie Gary Baxter. a walk-on, held the high-scoring Gophers to only one goal, whIle hIS leammales scored 12, includmg a 9- o whitewash salurday night. After an Q-4 start. the Badgers are now 4- 4 in the WCHA and >-5 overall If they can play at this level for the rest of tbe season, they should be In a position to defend their NCAA championship. ********** Back to college football for a few moments: Third-ranked Auburn clinched a Sugar Bowl berth with a 13-7 victory over number 4 Georgia. Herschel Walker, wbere were you when theY needed you? ..NebrasU, ranked number 1 an year, really did a number (67) on Kansas (t31 in winning their 11th straight game this year ...lllinois is going to Pasadena as the Big Ten representative in the Rose Bowl; they clinched It by beating aI!o-ran 1n<bana 49-21. It's the Dlini's first Rose Bowlm 20 years ... Perennial football power USC was beaten by Washington 2~ on salurday; this was the lirst time the Trojans were shut out ~ 17 years. TIleir record thIS year IS an uncharacteristic 4->-1. CoJdiDued OD pogo 1Z Soccer Playoff ambitions stopped by Mark Feldma •• TIle weather settled down and the sun came out last saturday afternoon as the Parkside soccer learn prepared to play Sangarnon Stale University in the AlA Area 5 championships. But as the game was played. it was obvious the sun "0lS not shining on Hal Henderson's Rangers at Parkside lost to sangamon 3-0, sending the Stars to the NAJA national tournament in WichIta Falls, Texas. "We played well enough to win." Henderson said of the losing Ranger effort. "We got ourselves into an earl)' hole and it was frustrating ... The hole was dug early in the game as Parkside scored the fi t sangamoo goal inadvertently w hile trying to clear the ball "After that. we were in a pani(' situation:' Henderson SOld ~ As ,t got later in the game, it dJdn't malter iJ they scorN one live or tell pis" With almost lour minutes left ill the second half sangamon S<'OI'Od on • penalty ki<l< and then scored their last goal also a penahj'. abool oae rnmute later "U we could ""' .. scored the forst pl. .... d ha been JO tbey ,Sangamon, couldn't ha.e touched us," Henderson uid "Sangamoa d>dn 1 S<Ore a goal Oft their own an da ' Parkside beal Grand\ ...... CoIIeee 01 Des oees I....~ last Wed day 2-1 10 three 0 -erumes ,n the senu-finaf game. WIth AncI.- Fa- ...... 00 5COrUlli both goafs After thai game. the Rangers seemed read to..-m saturday "We were 'very roDhdent Vie could beal Sangamon ~ H-'erson said ·We ere at e .... kn<w what .... could do .. \\'lule Grand, posed DO real Ihreat to Parks.de Hend ""n tJ>oocbl the Ra • IiUW sIadl 011 the lJeId ·1 doD 1 • 101 01 plIJwn lOOt Gnndriew aertoasIy ," be ... "We did not pa'e ..., pr0blems, bat the long kept tbeIII 011 the £oeId. strClllCW. ....,. I'll" TIlro. b botb cameJ .1 tb~ cbamp""'upa, PIrtside A!D«. ICIlIl JIlDlRY Banks oaJy pia,... I' ............. ed • IImItiaC Raltl [ 5u_'s off "JiIIImy _ oat wilIl a ~ croon -. and be .... Id llOC run." He.le" ... sa\cI. "V"" 1* him out of the bne up IDd PfflI'fchances " Hmdenoa has put cesslill 19lIS • eral record-bre ....... for ~rJ>ts ·'.it're and tak • I to ..'Ulter PARKSfDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES /II. CHILDREN'S TOY DRIVE MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL THURS. NOV, 171ft • FRI. NOV, 111tt UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a,m,-2:OO p.m, MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL • ENCHILADA CASSEROLE , SMAU TACO SALAD , CINNAMON CHIPS ONLY '1.99 WITH 25' GOING TO S.O,C, TOY DRIVE RANGER Classified ads FREE CLASSIFIED ADS CLASSIFIED DEADLINE: MONDAY 10:30 A.M.I STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE: POLICY Any registered UW-P student is qualified to insert a clas1. Submitters must presified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (phone numbers equal 1 word) sent ad to Ranger office (WLLC 0139) by deadline. Classification 2. Two free ads _ 10 words or less. . 3. 25¢ will be charged per 10 words if word limit is exceeded. Name Ranger . 5.5. No. WLLC 0-139 .'.',','.'.'.;'...'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.::.:;•.»:;;.;.;.>...... ;':-:';'.':-:';'/ :-:-";';';-:-'«';<';';-:-:-;':-:-:-:-:.;.;.;.;-;.;.-."' .-.;.;.-.;-'.;.:-:.;.;.;.;.'.;.;.;.;.;.;.-.;.;.;.;.;.;.;-;.;.;.;.;.;.:-;.;.;.:-;:;:;:;=:;::;:.; .•... For Sale .I'lIOPEL GT -automatlc, good mile- .,.. dependable. $000 or best. 553-9745. Services Offered TYPING AND calligraphy. Speedy -. Call Louise. 6S4-4S05. Miscellaneous SIIOW us your current Parkside ID or IIumIIi card and the first beer is on .. Cad's Pizza. somewhere in Racine. CIlIIPOIlATE IMAGE building wOrk. ~ Friday, Nov. 18,2 p.m., Molinaro DUO. . Personals UTE: GENERAL Hospital is __ Uno! Joey. lAtE: LUKE and Laura are together :i'.=.Sandy-let me make your ""'lilies. PE'l"FJt-.CARROTS taste better with 11II ...... 011 lbem. Mickey. lIN ANDJill. we're all thriUed that ,..'re Ilomy, but enough is enough!! J,T,.J.K .• P.C" M.K., A.B., C.C .• J.W., P,H., B,S. JIANNE: SHOUW we get another iIIII baml lor the 25th? ED FIIANCISCO: Happy 20th birthday MIt Wednesday!! Park Avenue Kids. J1JUE JOHNSON: Hope you enjoy JOIU' 20th birthday this Saturdayl! !lAD: MEET you in the E.R. Friday .""t!! Sandy K.M.H. 1SERf: LONDON'S calling. HELLO, HELLD--OH, NO!!! Born Again. . GOONE: TOO funny, beautiful and WIird. Let mom pack! Lucky. _1: BIZARRE, far-fetched in style IIId appearance -True!! -$$!?!?!?!? ... : CLASSIFIED by over 4043.7, reinItated 10 ססoo1. Love "I" IlP.: ARE You still' looking for a yellow V.W. Backseat? ME PAT: SOMETIMES someone very spedal heJps you out so much you don't kaew what to say, but thanks and I love ,... Rbonda. 0'.- GOOD luck Saturday night. K ANDJ. lATE: I thank you for helping me. You're fantastic! Joey. JEANNE: HAPPY Anniversary. I love lOU!!! ChUck. SNOOkY: A special f~iend with so -"Y Special meanings what would I ever do without you??? WeU, I don't ... MOLLY: I'M sure dinner at Bonnie's pIaee Win be as fun as dinner at your $ So theret! Also, less of a quack- ~nence. r SATURDAY I was so embarrased. The glazed duckling I was serving \lICked and Richie dropped all his ~ •. MAZELTOF ... D' 1were a rich duck ... quacky-quackJ~·'Cluacky-quacky-quacky quacky q~ quack ...AII day long I'd quacky ~y cook, if I were a flambayed 8PEA&JNc OF foul teons, how does fJI:e make no-peek chicken? Beware of ~ens Dying blindly into houses of .... llDoiiIyed,glazed duckling. Thafs how - lDakes no-peek chicken. D4VE-GET SERIOUS!!! Elvira 1111!: BABVSJTrER has conducted a - cue 01 SCARLET FEVER. Let's ~ nothing happens that isn't in the _ct. ~:v. BEWARE 01 elephant sized ".,.,..., When you return from N.V. !!"'yard is lilting quickly. Good lerlil· - for the frozen lettuce. fIloUlV-I'LL do anything to gel a head • ..... Voyage. We wish we could say ..... ~ 10 see you go. Leave your JIII»Det strings for the next one in line ..... L':olIOw are the famous _cing ...... 11 Twiqling eyebrows are caldly. m ......· "ED EVENTS: COMM corp IIIIIiaatIoOI to be held daDy mid-inaln • place. Don't miss 'em. Learn how to communicate Violence. OPENING: COMM instructor·84 due to situations beyond our control ..there win be openings for interpersonal inter. cultural, sociaf change ... lnstructor eaten by large fish at vacation spot in north. wem Wisconsin. MAUDE GRADUATES this semester ... everyone jump for joy!!! LT. HAVE you met B.L.T. yet?? Are you still dating bologna and cheese or are you with pickled dumpling? TO WHOM it may concern: I may be a stwnp, but at least I haven't let any of life's circumstances dull my sense of humor. R.L. JENNY SEZ The world for this week is STUMP!! RICK SEl Jennie is right. PAT SEl Rick is right. KEN SEZ Pat is right. AND THAT'S what being a stump is all about!!!! RICK LUEHR: Think about joining the Marines ...as a tank? JK KATE, LUKE Spencer is Mayor of Port Charles!!! Joey HERBS: GO to the elevator and dial 2295; righteous Maynard!!!! DOT FACTOR: Let's sexercise together. Your Bonnie Belle. TO AU. you misfits: Go to class. Orf. Orl. MR. EDITOR man: Same time tomorrow? Photogs (not Whit) SIS: PILLOWS are for puppies. thanks for house breaking me. SLIM: (C,J.A,) where did ya go?!! Looks like zeea Time! M,F.T.L IO-LA·LA LOVER) Too bad M.H. went home! Thanks for the limo service. JOHN TYSON: Bet you didn't expect to find yourself in here! SAY FRISKY! Have your bunnies been running lately?? Love Lumpy. DAN VlDAS. just shut up and bowl. would ya! JAMIE, YOU'RE so nice to look at. That's what makes it so hard to study. Remember ... Papagaios! ' DANGEL()..LET'S get physical. Your suzy sweet cheeks. Orf, Orf! AlTRACfIVE FEMALE for short term physical relationship. Ask for Nick at the Ranger office. PETER: JUMP on ZZ's top. Mickey. KAY: I want to hug your snoozer! BJ. RICK: CHARLES Atlas phoned. He wants more of those little red pills. JK P,A.B,: 00 me a favor smile! Don't frown. Joey. JOHN P.: Don't foul up on your bowling. Joey. , k MICKEY: SEEN any carrots? I U as Adam-you ask P.P.!.! Peler. P.P.I.: I'M trying! Am I gettmg better? ? Hope so! Peter . E.J. DOCTOR Who is alive and well and lives at Parkside. Joey; . KATE: LAURA Spencer IS alive and well and lives in Port Charles'! Joey. KATE: WALLY Cleaver is coming!!! ~~TBALL: YOU should have replaced Dr. 5euss' lunch. Peon. HEY BOOBY: Where's the seats!! We wanna picnic. Tallent Gals. JON DUDLEY: and the Crankers-totalIy fornicating obnoxious rock band. ED: GOSTO ku an tee-tee mu! florence. . h ki FLORENCE' FAV loy. c un . ng. GWEN FAYE: Our gang W1sh~ .to think you for your southern hOSpitality at your home last week. The y-team. KIM MOSS: You light up my life. Your Sweetie-pie Gregg Nelson. WHY F ART and waste it when you can belch and taste it? ED FRANCISCO: A "Student" and a "Gentleman." , R1Z: YOU seem to ful~m ~veryone s Deeds Iately ..... pecially Cmdy s. GWEN: DRINK your vitamin C and eat three square .... Is a day. .." BIZ: CAN'T wait for "Thanksgivmg! ~: DON'T yOll eyeball me!:' ·R-O.V. JR., Vour hands, weren t ~.!!'~,:,rv'8{,·~ u:~.~ UKM:oUV. and JI treats area t kin OIl the bIocIt . YG:rls bad either ..... ParlWde . ----------------~~- Saturday, Nov. 26 SCIENCE STUDENT vs FACULTY BASKETBALL CHALLENGE Jjle II5:30 p.m., precedes the UW-P vs UW-LaCrosse game in the Phy. Ed. Building Come see your favorite Professors pool their physical prowess and try to beat the Spectacular Student team!!! Faculty Roster: Tickets: $1.50 Includes: Bruce uBomber" Branchini C,M. "Chargln" Chen Fred "Clutch" Clough Morris "Magic" Firebaugh UYean Gene" Gasiorkiewicz Gene 'lGunner" Goodman Ben "Boards" Greenebaum Norberl "Icemaln" Isenberg "Jumpln" Jeff Nehr "Pistol" Peter Nielsen Alma uAce" Renish Jim "Sureshot" Shea Ed "WIldm8n" Wallen Keith "Stilts" Ward Norbert "No Miss" Wie'enberg Esther "One Shot" Will Scorekeeper: Sam "Numbers" Filippone Coach: Homer Knight • Also Starring • AI ..Whl " Guskin. referee Gary ..Woo Goetz, announcer 1. an exciting evening with The Science Division Globetrotters 2. Ranger vs. LaCrosse Game 3. Dance following in the Union Tickets available at Concourse table in Gr. hall and GR 344. PROCEEDS GO TO THE SCIENCE DIVISION FACULTY/ALUMNI SCHOLARSHIP FUND Sponsored by the Chemistry Club RANGER Z Thursc!al •• ' ~m""r 17.1'83 @H. ~1i83 71" Letter to the Editor SNAFU! To 1M EdaIOr It bmI <1aImfd lIlat p<ople ftI} 011 lball .. portml 01 tMv br ProoI 01 tIW u-y IIr<Sid- "'C t ..u.n 1M tu· I 01 1M AthJoIjc Ooput. - T _ s.- '"- to Ilaw 1M lra<k ..,oirfd. tbus poatllnC tIw ''llomo lioIdI" out 01 -. ..... 10 tile oOIe<t<d _ to do tIlio JOb. WeD. maY"" J_. July • ...-bIJ AUCUS\' • t I slap belle 1ft 1110 nudda. 01 tile _1ft Odoloor But WIit a'- ......... p.•• ory bnt bom<c_ II plonninl to ..-e • oports 1eslJ,-aJ around tIw "BowI" ~ 1M bog ..- opuISl Mad""" Got It"! Put some equipment -.by to loot 1iI<~ _ 's busy 'I'1l<n """~ _ sudlen 10 Wood __ DObocly WI1I _ that dld- ..,. .... o>t bas beft done on tile lndt UpOD rftlot<tIon. It's just • litue tbort...."ted 01 our lads to pidt lIlIs ,..1O __ ~lfttllo ........ play-offs aad ~ up play. iIlC 011 • pratU<e "~Id don't'- Uds rftIize ~ IoroIlaDd that admaIIIslnlOn tan't pl.D ths~ tblDC" Th~y ba.~ IJDdaots duo SOOII AH, YES. J£.SSE, I CERTAINLY DO APPROVE.OF YOUR JOINING T\lE. PRE.SIDENTIAL RACEMIND vou I ,RUST YOU'LL LET ME USE THE BLACK VOTE. WHE.N YoU'RE DONE WITH IT-NOT TO RUSH YoU OF c.ouRSE-SAY! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE. SEC.RE.TARY OF EDUC.ATION? OR HOW 'BOVT HOUSING AND URBAN. DEVELOPME.NT? WHAT'5 T\-lAT yoU SAY? "NOT HA DOOTS OF POSITIONS BUT OUTLETS FOR AMBITION -MY ~ DROLL! WIVE 'lbu EVER c.o~51oEll£O THE FllOll> ~ ....OVEltTISllolC,? Happy Thanks- • • g~v~ng from the Ranger taff Nobody bas eve" said that Partsid~ doesn·t aUrad a diverse group 01 peopl~ into ils friendly ronfines . ..,,~ aver.lge J"",sludent who .... es Friday at noon and sta~.. as far away from parlwde as possible until the rust dass on Monday may nol realize the many week~ acti"ties that oteur OY6 th~ week~· The Union and food SfiVice malte good mon~ by renting out various PaBside facilities and catering to organuations. Tlus past weekend. I notice. was .ery busy. At on~ time during the Saturday evening. there was a regional Inter,Varslty Chnstian Fellowship meeting in th~ tal~teria (which is referred to as ..the dining room" for evenmg ~\'enls), a gathering of Dr. Who fa· natlcs In Union 104-105 and a Parkside Activities Board "meeting" lparty. in good old reliable Union Square. What an .. ening for any God·loving Dr. Who fan who likes to party. huh? People who know me well can ~asil~' guess which party I <rashed. Hint: PAB offered free beer, *************** As most of you Raci~ bus riders noticed, on the front pag~ is th~ n~ that the Radne bus service will begin aU-<layball·hour service to Parksid~. Tlus should maIt~ aU th~ nden happy alter ha.ing to suffer the pl"a'lOUS monstrosity of "service." The ironic thing is that only lasl week. Ranger published a sUtY~ in ord6 to measure the support by Ra· cine riders (or half·hour. evening and weekend service. "'bat pull Ranger has. Maybe next week we should pnnt a survey determining how we want to get rid of Ronald R~agan~ther by impeaching him or by just wailing to YOt~ him out f may be greedy, butI'd like to go for two wins in a row. *************** - JESSE~ H~VE YoU CONSIDERED THE. EFFEClS Of A. NUCLEAR WAR ON lHE BLACK COMMUNITY? by Ken Meyer, Editor I'd like to thank the 50 or so people who showed up for the open lorum Monday with Chancellor Gusitin. There are not many top administrators who would volunteer to stand alone (in a corner, yell and addtess any issue the students want addressed. But then again, he's been here for over eight years, so I'm sure he realizes the rampant apathy around here cuts down the number of in.ol.ed (and caring) studenls. thus minimizing his risk. *************** One final note: In last week's column. my referen<e to myself as a Ilparty animal" was inadvertently typeset as ..part animal." Those of you who don't know me probably didn't notice the mistake, hoi 0. the other hand. some of the people who do know me did.'1 notice it, either _ . K.n M.l" Edltor Jennie un_ N._ Editor John K 1c F.. tur. E_ P.trlel. Cu_ Spons Editor Mlcllael Kall Plloto Edltor AndyBuell n Bu_ "'n_ C_~rt CII_" AcIv_ __ Jeff Wlcka _.. ger Pet iIlIl ,...t. Bu_ Men.lI.r - emllK17,It13 UW task force Teacher education examined Joseph F Kauffman, a prolessor 01 education adnwustration al uw· MadIson and Iorme- ezecume .x:.. presidenl ()( the UW S)'Stem, will dwr the lasI< lort'f. Members are: Barbara J. Alvarez, music educa· lion, UW-5l...... !'oml; Rhea S. Das, psycllolocY, UW·Superlor; James J Lorence, history, IlWC· ManU-. William W Mayrl, soaoIocY. and Belte J Peltola. curnculwn aIld mstructioo. UW·Mil· ...... : E<tftrd R Mulvihill, asSOCiate deaD oIletlen and soence, aIld John R Pabner, edue.lIon <1-.. UW·Madlson, Owa) .. e G Obon. education clwr. L'W·ParItsi· <1-.. Wa)'M W S4Iko"" pIl)'SlCS.UW· Ib, ... Fall>, James E Sloilenbe<'B. educatlOft deen. UV"·PIaU",1Ue; E Mocbael Tbron IIle \'lce cbanceIIor UW-Green 81), and W Carl Wimberly, V1<'O dwlceUor. UW·Laer0', '.. 1SlId he expected the task lor«! to ~ the appropriale role 01 the UOJ'e~ll In prepanng edu· cational proles.slonals and lbe essential cornl'O"""ts of quailt) proII'artlS to prepal'! educators; --<:OIlSider UW system responsibility lor continuing education lor teachen aIld scllool administrators; -recommend bow the untverlily mighl de\'e!op stronger pari' Denbips with the elementary and ...-Iarl' schools; --f-~amine current teacher education programs and their relalionslup to the needs 01 scbools and other education agencies in Wiscon· sin' _'-~d incentives to attract gilled young persons inlo teac!ung careers. The UW S)'Slem presidenl said he expected a prebminary progress ~ from the task lorce by May I, 19M and a ltnal report no laler than Nov. I, 1984. "Rather than providing detalled I$sessments of particular programs," O'Neil said, "1 would hope thai the task force's eflort would be directed 10wards prm,dlng the Sys· tem with a ",ell·articulaled plulosopIly 01 the appropriale role of UJl· versit}' education ID the preparalJon of educabonal professionals and ldentilying those respons,blUties we need to address betler " •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • : ACADEMIC ADVISI G: : FOR : : SPRING '84 SEMESTER : • • : CONTINUING MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS WHO ARE : • SEEKING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) SHOULD CONSULT • • THEIR ACADEMIC ADVISER PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR • • SPRING SEMESTER. A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, • • SIGNED BY THE ADVISER, IS REQUIRED FOR REGISTRATION, • • • SPRING SEMESTER COURSE SCHEDULES WILL BE AVAILABLE • • • ON NOV. 9 • • • NOVEMBER 9-23 HAS BEEN DESIGNED AS AN ACADEMIC AD- • • • VISING PERIOD, AND ADVISERS WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO • • MEET WITH YOU THEN. • • • ADVISING WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE RFGISTRATION AREA • • • • CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT • • • IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE • • • • DEAN OF FACULTY • • 348 WYLLIE L1BRARY·LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 • • • NOTE: NON-MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS NOT SEEK- • • • ING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS • • REQUIREMENT. • • • ........................... • ~ . • SUFAC begins budgeting Intrarnurals Tuesday, Nov. 22, 8·9 a.m. Business Services/ Accounting SAB building Tuesday, Nov. 29, 8·9 a.m. SOC Thursday, Dec. I, 5·7 p.m. Ranger Siudeni Activities Ollice Union led Universily Fees Allocalion Commillee) will SUFAC (~eg~udgeting this week. SUFAC, which lunds 17 areas begin prelrnn ry heduled to complete fmal budgeting on Dec. I in :~mttUSha~n~ ils final 1984-85 segregaled fee budget done by sem~er Cbreak, ls 01 eighl mernbers-six PSGA senators and two stuS A ~s~~ lar e during each semester's PSGA election, The <l-.nls elect bers 01 gSUFAC are' Bill Grindeland, Carlice Halmo, Pal currenl mem . Sc P t Hensiak (chair). Paul Johnson, Ken Meyer, oil e erson and Sieve Schre' (There is one open senator seat.) Th~n~;"mitlee reviews the. 17 budget area~ before preliminary bud tn and then asks questions of each area s spokesperson. IIa bud::\sg cui at all during preliminary budgeUng. the area has the opunit 10 again address SUFAC dunng final budgeting. ~ ce i'J,e final SUFAC budget IS approved. the PSGA sen~le must th n pprove It thus lorwarding il 10 Chancellor Alan Guskin. IIthe ch~~lIor app;oves it, the budgel is submilled 10 Ihe UW Syslem Board 01 Regenls lor their final approval. SUF AC Budgeting Schedule Tloesday, Nov. 1>, 8-9 a.m. Union Debl Service SUFAC C1u1d Care Cenler Tbun4ay, Nov. 17, 507 p.m. P AB PSGA Peer Supporl Winter Carnival/Homecoming Friday, Nov. 18, 1·3:30 p.m. Health Housing Athletics Smokeout today by Jill Whitney Nielsen U you are a smoker and thinking aboul quilting. loday might jusl be the day. Today is National Smo· keout Day, and it is being sponsored by the Nurses Associalion here al Parkside. National Smokeoul Day is the day where smokers everywhere can test their endurance and discover whether or not they can quillor 24 hours. - Information is also available aboul dillerenl facls aboul smoking. dillerenl lypes 01 cancers and women smokers and pregnancy. It is not so much qUilling for a day as becoming aware of Ihe inlormation and malting a decision to quit later, slales Barb Cornen, president of Nurses Association. There are also ways a non-smolt· er can gel involved. Any non-smok· er can participate in Adopl·a·Smok· er, where the smoker signs a "contract" slaling he/she won'l smoke for 24 hours and Ihe non·smoker provides encouragement and a shoulder 10 cry on. So, remember, today is National Smokeoul, so slop by Ihe inlorma· tion lables, latch on to a non-smoker and don't smoke, Toll-free number for UW. resources The University of Wisconsin Sys· tem has inslalled a toll-free lele· pbone number to make ils compulerized inventory of ~niversily reSOUf'(B more accessible to businesS and industry. The loll-Iree service is called WISe, or Wisconsin Industry Service Call. The number is 800-362· 3020. WISe users may order ihe compulerized invenlory of some 250 university service units. or use the telephone conlacl 10 make a speci· flC requesl for assislance. The in· venlory appears in a publicalion tilled A Profile of University Serv· ke to 1Iasiness and Industry. The publication is Iree. UW System Presidenl Roberl M. O'Neil unveiled the inventory reo port last fall al a meeting 01 Ihe Wisconsin Associalion of Manufac· turers and Commerce. He said the report would spur cooperalion with business and industry "for our mu· tual benefil and the enhancement of the slate's economy." In addition 10 listing cenlers. department, institutes, research groups and specialized IaboralorieS and libraries ready to provide research assistance. consultation or other service to business and industry, lbe report identifies more than 1,500 business and industrial firms who have used university resources in the lasl two years. The university service profile was compiled by a UW Syslem task force headed by Chancellor Robert S. Swanson of UW-Sloul. The publi' CJItion is being updaled and a second printing, 10 be titled Unh'etsil>' Resources for BusiDess: aD. b· dustry is expecled 011 the press early nexl year. • nunday" \_~ t7,It83 Guskin open forum dnDk wuely Wbat WI,. ... basically doing but DOl toppUll dnnking at co<UlJl poIn u )'ng to people \h:ll l"" can go out to your car and _ any ben you' • had three or four beers " 0.. ludent polnled out \h:lt nee Parbide u ted • lD the middle 01 I\OWllere llb no 0''' ..... ...., there aren 'I man~ transportation epuons available _ than dn;ing G pamled oul thaI a bus pnl\.ded I The End Iast year .. t some eocsidertJl. eopense and nobody too& 1\ .. H admitted that u a good debaWl& polOl "" .. 113e, III effect don't ha\t lD tIw O'en bul tIw lnI1h IS people don't use the .. pnl';d. It .. Oft the .. bus '• .,. and otb« I G Iddl ..... od at the opeIl forum IS on • d ......... -..butl be flY P- ~ Pm_ny, Im not III ...... tJw_.. I III the do ~ .. I lodl .. DOl people Ranger pbolo by Todd Herbst 0..-110< AIaa GIISIdD .......... slode.I's queslio. during Mo.day's ope. lorum, Chancellor addresses various • Issues secuoes. Guskm noticed thaI 20 to 25 percenl 01 .U courses 011."", are durmg the .. erung Activity hour Q: Do yoo 1.. llbe, {WF I·t p,m. laMI} bour Is beoelicil.l7 Yes, I think the actiVlly bour h3s been very good for sludents and laculty aDd stafl (in order 10 schedule meetings I. I lIuok Ii's been a \try good lIung and not ha\"g hear<I anylIung 10lbe contrary-I don't expecl ,t to chang., Admissions policy Q: Ho do ).... leel lbout closi.g \be door to some mdeDts \\ bile .d· mitti.Dc some 00 conditional condi· doas os the ..... proposed Idmis· sin polit) .. oWd do? I think the onglnal unpetus for the whole change in admissions polit)-wbich is now In proposal form in a faculty committee-was aD experience that we were 10- vohed wltb certain students in a revoMng door IlasIcaUy whal was bappenlng was Hhat) students would come In and they'd drop out 'ery qwckJy whether It be In two months. oae semester or one year. The questIOn was whether we ...... helpulll an)'bodl' by being as lenient as we were lf1 terms of admLSSions policy. The experience was up to now, .that we weren't heut« very helpful to those people, DOr ere we being particularly belplul to a 101of other stud.nls ID the same classes \h:lt those people took Proceeds going 10 Ihe Science So, by cutting out those sludents is t the proposal IS-<leferring Division Scholarship Fund those students who literaUy do not bave the skills to function al all on When: Nov, 26, 5:30 pm • UnIvenJ!y level and we don'l beW here', UW-Parkside Gym Ii....e will as a result of anyllung we ean do We·... encouragmg them to r.use their sIuU 1..... 1 through som. Tickets available for $1.50 in GR 344 means other \h:ln the university, O r at Special Table on Concourse, w..... also saying. in that pro- pcoaI, thaI some 01 the stud.nls who have serious skills problems __ ..JL.. ..;,Spon,;._.or... ed_b=Y=the==c=h=e=m=i=.=try=C=IU=b=:::::::::::~~buI who 'lin! leel can lunction in a Il s .... a maller 01 our heut« oppooed to tt \I JU5I a matter of peop~ ...... comnulled 10 USUlll,t Evening courses Q. Wbl u 1M program tJw -« ooe of 1M 1 -that I'M .... take aU ., the reqlllred ....- "t-...c coot and studenl demand Then!'s ob\ iousIy, lD the busineSS procrarn, a lot of people want to won part-bme In the da)' and .. ..,1 to Uk. COUI>eS In the 0'erun& !t's 1150 a f.... lj sueable prov.lm. '" w. oIfer two sec\JOns of the h r Ito same course. na 'I, O'en When l"" start to gel lDto tIw 'd It ore a other areas, ther.'s )u>1 not enough Y 10 fund It udents to go around to oIf ... t...., r ~~~~~~ 2 PhoB~;::3 ~ 3 BeautyShop ~ 1 ~ Bnse:{'W F Hours lues. lhuts Fn.• 53101 ! • S , 9·5 ~ I ClOsed An 0 y onda, &~ Wede:nsday Ahe,noon ~~~c-.- • .n~ SHOWDOWN Science Studenls Challenge Se,ence Protessors to a Student Faculty Basketball Game limited way at the university if they go through skill development programs, should not be permitted to Uke just aoy cours., but should he in a very proscribed curriculum. _ High quality faculty Q: Vou mentioned earlier that perkside bos higb quality lacully members. How do you know that? When you talk about a high quality faculty, you usually refer to national standings, which tend to be research-oriented. We have a faculty that publishes a gr.at deat: gives papers at national meetings, is reviewed very positively by their colleagues at other campuses. !t's very difficult to talk about national standings in terms of teaching .. Leaving Madison aside, but including Milwaukee, I'd stack our faculty against any other university in the slate-including Marquetteand we'd probably corn. out as well or better. We spend a great deal of money recruiting faculty, and, in fact, our faculty comes from all the major universities in the counlry. We are very often in direct competition with Madison and Milwaukee for the same faculty, and we sometimes win and sometimes lose. and have a lot to do with the bread· th of experience you have as an undergraduate, . Foreign language Q: Wby is lorelg. Ilog.ICO required lor people 001 majoriJlc Ia busmess? I would have asked the question lhe other way-why isn't 10relg1l language required for business mao jors? I would prefer to hay. more requir.menls in foreign languagtS I lIunk it's a t.rrible error lor ,lud.nls not to take a large nurnbtr 01 their credits in foreign languages. Vice chancellor Q: Wby could.'t a.y 01 tbt .... didates for tbe vacant vice chucdlor positioD come from wllbi. Parkside? It has nothing to do with the quality of the fac\llty, It's just a question of what is the likely oul· come. Most of the time vice chancellors come from outside. Then there's also the Question of, Ina small univer.:oity, what happens ~ you have a relatively small number of poeple who would probahly he qualified. What would happen is thaI there WOuld be a lot of negative lund of stuff about some by advocates for the other ... You get a situatiOn where golld people would bt hun because ther.·s advocacy on different sides. Career plans Q: Two years ago, at the _ II your last open forum, you .iet"t,II' lor Ibe presldeocy 01 Temple I ai' versity. Do you p.... e.dy bolO II' career moves iD mind? Someday 1 hay. nothing nghl now_ But U; be very honest Il'm to my ninth year at the unive,:,dY.and being 46 y.ars, old), I don I ex~ to retire here. There are a lot I years between now and ...~, -19 to be exact-so I expect, ersot' I might be at another UOlV -l. Bul I don't have any plaDS ..... now, Breadth of knowledge Q, Wby do we bave 10 take all these Breadth of Knowledge cour· ses? A bachelor's degree means somelIung and it doesn·t mean speciatization, II doesn't mean that you take aU your courses in the same field, It means that you've goUen a well-rounded, broad education. If I had my way, Iwould reduce the number of courses you can take in your major and literally increase the number of courses that you have to take outside your major. Arter your second job in your career ladder" the skills that get you the third JOb and the lourth job have nothing to do with your major Psycho Babble All's Fair. Flynt for President! • • One of the referees was asked aboul the rune-man team rule The ref said someUung about howlng hun that m the rules. ""lIat' [)o,,.l the officu\s even kDoW the rules' Apparentl not .1 mentJOOed tlle rune-man rule beca_ Ille wresllen bad more dIaa nine peopte pIa)"UII The). bad ID oIlenme squad, a def ... sve squad and a krl..ofI team TIle ref ...... d,d.,.lfeel W<emat· ... an~ oatls, 50 tlle game became f... ly \Iolent I saw head slaps being applied qu,te liberally In fairnes:s lO the \\TeStlen. however, ~ w re nol the onll people play· '"ll rou h Bul there were a lot more marmed geo\ogl.sLsthan " rreslien The- wrestlers won the game 27- 13 The) plaled W<eth~ "ere try. Ing lor a ,IIChelnb H"",")' But h~ 011. fair hI kk T1l<>me I uper' luroll football t hlltd wuh t nGe<>1oIY Club pnopared .th th w tling So remember, next November, when you step into that voting booth that a vote for Larry Flynt is a vote for freedom, and justice, and sex, and naked bimbos", and leather, and whlps.and chains, and whipped cream, and cnsco, and girl scouts, and great danes, and... Larry Flynt believes in freedom. He is so committed to freedom that he has promised to run campaIgn ads featuring explicit sexual actlv,- ties. What a boon to the Amerocan family! No longer WlII your children bother you with embarrassl~g questions about sex. All they. WIll have to do is turn on the ~elev1S1on and there it will be. All of It. American children will grow up better adjusted and tnrormed because of Larry Flynt Truly, his accomplishmenls are too numerous to list. He has taught the world to 'Think Pink'. He has given us 'Beaver ~un~·. f:le has given us more publishing IOnova· tions than you can shake your st,ck at. I realize thai the presidential election IS still a year away, bul I think now IS the lime 10 come out 10 support of a candidate. Now I don't usually make up my rrund tJus early III the campaign, but I bave found a eaedidate whose Ideas and goals are absolutely exceptional, rooted In the basic beliefs that have made our country great. By now I'm sure you've realized w1>0 I'm talhng about It IS, of course, Larry Flynt ThaI's J1&bt, I beU..-e that the publisher of Hustler Maganne, that showcase of ",·et}-UUngthat IS won· derful about America. wl1l be our next pre5ldent leI's lake a looK at LaIT} Flynt's qualihcallons. shall we. Flrslof all. he' roch And he was ne\"er an actor He runs a publishmg empire of the highest magrutude. He IShumble. He is so humble that he dldn't 'ft"--anl to show orf in front of a federal court, so he locked h,mself 10 his mansion and refused to come out As a matter of fact. he was so determmed not to make a spectacle out of himself that he threatened to shoot an}one who lned to remove tum "'nat humility What a guy. 0$1 m ~ Ie rl~ lhe dominated throughout ******** Now a word from our sponsor: Are you feeUng run down? Listless? Just don't nave the energy to complete that vitally important task, like sawing through that log? Well, if thaI's the case, just che.. a stick of Wragley's Amphetamint Gum. on did noI This "bound for control from tile _ The f, Id " nually UM ked ThaI's right, each plece of Wra· gley's contains 250 milligrams of Dexedrine, just the thing to give you that little blt of extra energy to keep you going for two, maybe three days non·stop. Then, if you reel like you just have to relax, try a tall, cool glass of Barbitu·ade. 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",bo generally play more compelll1\e games, tend to mteract III large groups and the" langu ge \itr1.Lh h othe£ characlenzed by ,...-.-ra< ,challenge> and namecaI1Jng and frequentll m"olves argumen . the researchers say G"i>. on the other hand. tend to speak to each Olher IfIsmall groups or pa", and partic,pate ,n roleplallflg fIOIllesempllas1Zlng cooper· ollon and xharong. wh.ch 1Il0uences the kmd of langauge girl> use FnerId;Iups among girl> tend to be more Intense and exclUSIve than those among boy . and gIrls' lan· &uage J more Ukely to conlaln words ucb as "we", "u .'. and "leI's", Borl<er and Maltz say " al th dIll ren bo· t ", .... Ie and ' ..... Ie lang.. pau ms "-.aI cont ",II be I ubI«' _ puhho "'tur tIp mo. Monday, ,"0' 21. In lotin3ro Hall room 324 r" 0 r hers at lhe I""l~l~e ,or R an h Labor.to'} of III nl It, of lif rn,a t Btn It')' Ruth Borl<<< nd [)-.IIuel I lu ""II pr nt Ihe I ture titled •• 80) T Jk' od ·Glrl T '. Grader- 8 fd Diffufatf In FrIoll4l) (Ga' ...... llort .... and ~altz m,unt",n tbat Lbo wpar t" III 01 pia) engaged In b) bu nd IlrI.: tn .:\merll~n cultur rontnbute 10 dl Un u\ l' ) 01\~I tommuRl lion He has served as a testament to the youth of our country. He has proven that with luck, plUCk, and perseverence, any child in this great land of ours can grow up to run a magazine that panders to every sexual deviation known to man. Choral singers to perform for the generol1 public. Tickels are available in the FlOe Arts Office, at the Union Information Desk and at • the door Both the 3O-member Chorale and the 13·member Chamber Songers on· elude musIc majors and majors In other fields Both ensembles prepa· re music from a wide range of st}·les spanning the sixteenth to twentieth centuries The two groups are open by audition to aU Partslde students Baoh and the 'Te Ileum and Jubll· ale Oeo onC by BenJ3lllm BnUen The org3.nJSl In both works 14111be UYf·Par Side organ inSlructor Glenda. lossman German Baroque mlJSlc by Pachelbel, Schuetz and Praetonus wdJ also be perfonned as well as mllSl< by William all· lings. J P Sweebnd and Ctuistopber ~. AdmISsIon for \be concert is 'J for student!, senior oli1els, and Pazbide faculty and staff, and ~ apot D t arbrou h 'IRST \f10 \I. R\ K or K('nu hu 'W" 'TO" , II'" ot'f'ln~ U TO8"" 2 '."01 H 1UU:R BRISTOL 'I.I.\ !'Ii "T PRURIF. SfHn:RS •'h.,nl' 'I-:!:,;J, ,n If t:apu' Geoqe WasIlilICIOD's teeth -.. DOt \lie oaIy puts 0/ bim \bat -.. ..... of wood. He also I>ad a .-l01I ere, .-l01I bait &ad • .-l01I.... 10 Thunday" '0\ tmber J7,1983 A Week at the Park Jazz, Cleaver: Parkside's Thanksgiving ., ltoecl)l-MirW U .. •••••••••• II )ou'r. reaUy hor! on bu. this W k, YOU C\ . GO fOR FR~, lo "The Laod or H}~ IUld Clo')," shown torught at 9 15 P m tn Urnon Square '01. bad d I ********** On tunlay Parbid. \\ill be IIold.... 1M .Al ounlI}' NotioGaIs The women'. f>-&J1ome- .. ~ will be run at 945 am, IlICIIM llIOII • 8-kllomeler race WlU be NIl at II • m Adnu '$1 ********** onday'. Round Tabl. ,ubject LS "Do w. 'oed Edu<aDonaJ Pobri<aJ A 000 Commil .... • .. , by Prot DaVid Jowett, The program tarts at noon In mon 106 and IS free and open to !he pubbc ********** A eceeert, r turmB the Parkslde Orchestra..,11 e place on Ionday at 1 pm 10 the Lnion Cinema A I II lor JKkon lacuJty, Ilalf and mor ouz ns and S2 lor others . ********** Of course. w.•• an't forget the dance In UOIon Square. abo on Tuesday rugh, at 8 pm The one and only "vtall) Cleaver" "ill be playing let's notlorget thaI this dance is to 1'31" Iood lor the Kenosh. Racine area, and so admission rs three non-penshabte lood nems for students and Iive items for guests. Other\\1SO the price to gel in is $S lor stiJdents and $6 lor guests A really bIg turnout would be IlJce to see and will probabl)' make sorneone"s Thanksgin.ng a lot nicer ********* Last, but not least, aU the sUII at the RANGER \\,sh all 01 y'ou a "ery happy Thanksgi\'lng Try Old Sly'" today and ta Ie tne d IfMGntee Ktaeusenlng makes. tt s Old World way ot pure br8Wlng dOUble brew np lila. Qoves Old S.y'" a crISp clea taste thai s number one Wl mlllloos 01 Ame' can beer dr n ers Old Slyle 5 theIr Sty So go ahead and ma~e It )lours • MAKE IT YOUR STYLE. GARY ORANT STEVE" - QRt on a Linn Modern relationships: not a thing of the past Ranger Solution ERAS"WI PERITASS ROLE ASIOE ALAI SUPPLYANOOEMAND T E S T I F Y S I A M ESE needs UNA A R v_ C 0 MIM E Ric I ALP APE R AVA ETRNS NTICE S A RIA R 0 T H S OlE L I ARIIL PREP RAN writers S v S T E i!lA L ITs T S R T E C E 0_ ASS U AGE REA G E N T DIG IIA LCOM1UTER ANTS LLAMA RULE MOST OATEN TILE by K.od}I·Marie Una Iy grandmother and Steve Mar, mel have a lot in common. Steve Marmet (/or those 01 you who don't know) is a writer lor UW-Madison's Badger Herald, their conservative newspaper. When you're as big as they are, ),ou can atrord to have more than one newspaper, Anyway, Mr, Marmel (f address him fonnally, as I have never mel him. although he's probabl)' not too much older than I am) claims in one or his rolumns that he has a hard tim. understandong modem relationships Don't reel too bad, Mr Marmel. So does m} grandmother. II lovel)' person, my gr.lndmothe. in spite of not understanding modem relationships Let me explaon lurther, Irs like this I ha"e a lriend, by the name 01 Neil He's a good friend and he's male I'm lemale No problem, right? Right. Enter One fiance! CURT '~Chilvet f say, "You're my best friend, but so is NeiL" He says, "Okay. fine," My fiance is very understanding of modem relationships. No problem. right? Right. Enter: my grandmother. She says, "Sorry, but you can't have a fiance and a male best friend, too. U romplicates Ihillgs." Uh-oh; problem. Especially when it comes to my going to visit Neil, who like Ste"e Marmel, attends UW-Madison, Grandmother thinks things run r.lmpant in Madison. All the lun things, like sex and drugs. Well, they do, but somehow I refuse to believe I'm going to get pregnant by walking down State Street. Stoned maybe, but not pregnant. My liance tells me, "Go to Madi, son. Have a good time. One 01 us may as well have some fun." He goes to school in Iowa. Horrors. This does not hold much weight· with my grand"lother, She does not understand modern relationships. Somehow I think this is beeause it was 1936 when she was my age. In 1936, you did not have modem relationships. If you were my age in 1936, you were married (or close to il). II your best friend was male, he was very likely also your husband No wonder I'm liVing in the '80's. So, lor the benefit 01 my grand, mother, Steve Marmel, and anyone else who might be reading this, let me explain: A modern relationship is one in which two parties (not necessarily human, as in Ihe fictional but appropriate relationship of Sebastian Flyte and his leddy-bear Aloysius) agree to terms of caring, and more importantly, communication. In communication, you learn to understand each other, and in understanding, you too can build a modern relationship. It lakes work, 01 course, but in time il all begins to make sense, So, Mr. Marmel, il you ever gel to read this and you have any more questions, don't hesitate to write and ask. In the meantime, I'm sure I'll be lielding plenty 01 questions Irom my grandmother, I The Funny Paper Caper 1 WAS SfU WORKING ON TIiE PORtW>PI..E CM£ nre N£)(T Di'Y WHEN DICK "THELMA UME. INlO MV OFFICE ... flO, 'IOU_ "M/ILD LIFE." ONE ~TORY llOWlI. THIS BUM WAS USIN' "ll'IE lATE MR: PORNAPP~E'S CREDIT CARD 1U BUV A Lot.D OF BR.'N MUFFINS, BUT TlE BAKER RECOGNIZED PORNAPPLE'S NAME FROM "THIS MORNING'S OBITUARIES. TWO WAY WA-is;T 'tv E.r- ..-0 MK.1I.OWA,V Ii. OVEN I NEXT iNTERROGATION! Wild Life by John Kovalic ntE WOfUD 1•• 11 ~L.E NO To~oRf1o..J ~ Death of the Parkside Fairy :"::-::-~----.. Ey I YOu!?': T/IOS£" ~NI"Al-5IN f\lAr ~TRIP GEl-OW M/P<JI? (MIT 5TllP T}l1f I'A~t<SID€ FflI~Y /5 Dr/tV<. I by Popular Consent Jimmy Holla IS not dead He actually has curled his hair, lost "'!lght and is the host of a popular early monung exercise program !t 11 SAY! # SAy! SA'OI• Sports shots CODliDued from P~e IS IT the Packers frustrate you year. in and year-out, why not try a team a bit closer to home, such as the Racine Gladiators? rr you want consistency and good play, put the Packers on the back burner and watcb the Gladiators do some rna. min' in their opponent's defense, This weekend would be a good cbance to see our local boys in action. It's not official, but Racine may bost tbe Minor Professional Football Association championship game. The Gladiators got into the linal with a 21-17 win over the Scranton (Pa.) Eagles in Scranloll. This is a victory of-note lor two reasons, Granted, they are a very 1aJ. ented team, but they had 10 travel to Scranton and they hadn't played in a game lor a month, while the other team had been playing ..... tinuously up until last weekend. ********** On the basketball front, a I... notes: Marquette beat the Yugoslavian National team 8UI last Saturday night. This wouldn't seem so unusual, except that the Yugoslavs were virtually the same team that won the gold medal at the 1980 Olympics and was the same team that totally outclassed Wisconsin just a few nights earlier ... Dave Cowens, who tried to return from retirement last year with the Bucks, has to s~t out this year because of recurring knee problems. In fact, this may finally be the end of a truly great career. Maybe he should have stayed retired ...While on 'the subject of the Bucks, it should be noted, if you don't already know, that the Bucks have a five game winning streak at the Milwaukee Arena. The latest win was a 108-107 win over Seattle on Sunday night. BEUel6' rr at'E.SA1'. , '!be Sohd Gold Dancers are not buman. but are, in reality, a mutated form 01 eocchrm. As hard as \Ius may be to believe. Jimmy Carter once lusted alter his own "ife. in Ius heart, I THE REC CENTER WILL CLOSE: Thur. Nov. 24 Fri. Nov. 25 sat. Nov. 26 Sun. Nov. 27 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! U Ij', OVml r 1 ,U83 RANGER Fencing First meet a success bl Pllridl c.mw. Loran He .. coach olth. Iencmg tNm. tor ls I compeuuve sea-- son 'or h team 01 loung Iencers I I'v got some determined people, Ilso 10m n" people ," he said "1 npetl Ih W'IIS and losses to hto Ibout the me Ttus I,"t m.. 1 ,,'W' had some . but we ·•..e ItJU sot I r 10 go , ",.". a dark cloud that always banes ovet the fen Ing t.lm-onel· 1"1'1... '0 high school have lenctng t IN and p«lpl ha ve to lam how to I nee belore the) e n CO/llpet It takes ume 10 tra .. a fencer 'Th problem IS II" ys I"" ther are always new p«lple and you can't recruit Irom lb. high schools because there are no teams to recruit from," said Hem. Some of these eew people are ....'h,tn.y Harmon. Paul Uebe and Kevin Zukelhach They are doong weU but sull learning The fenCing team began their season at lb. WISCOnSIn Open on Maduon Nov. 5 The leadong performers on the team are. Bill Thomas. who placed 3rd out of 25 epeeists, Mark G,ese, who was elinunated on the second round and Sam Waller, who was ehminated in round 16, on the sabre eompeuuon SabJna Claus, on. 01 Ibe premier women, was eluntna.ted on lb. second round of the women's foil competition Coach Hein also said. "Like every coach here, the season goal is 10 gel people qualified lor lb • CAA Championship." One fencer who may realize this goal is Bill Thomas. a new fencer .- from Milwaukee Area Technical CoUege. So far, he's had two firsts, one third and a IiIIb place. "He's quit. good and be's very determined. He loves the weapon," said Hem. "A really exciting fencer 10 watch." The upcoming competition will be llus week.nd at the Penn Stat. Open. in College Station, PA Wrestlers {inish ahead in Stevens Point Open Th. PlrtStd. ",eslhng I.am lIIrted the ......,., on I successlul not. IS lIle fWlcers placed ... ·en wrestler1. IncludIng Ibr .. II"ts. on the Stevens Po,nt Open last Friday Itld Salurday It UW tevens Poont Freshman Dan Hall. OIor l.tI KI Ind juOlor Ted Key .re lU c1wnplOl1S on lIle" w.lght < ... Ib H 11 being named most valuable wrestler In Ih. underc ...... dtVislon Jon ankow ki and Iton Vee 8rugg.n. both Ir hm.n, look lourlh pia es at Ill"" w.,ghts and jun· , r Todd Yd hll1Slied Ihlrd In the J67·pound t Thtre no team-sconng for the meet, but lIle Rangers IJnlshed 30-15 In matches as... learn. among the lCi'den or Ibe 30 tearn ev.nt. It was Ibe 1i"1 m.. 1 or Ibe .. ason for Parli.side, but h.ad coach Jim Koch liked what he saw. "I was very impressed with what happened." he said "We had a very oulslandlng m.. I:· While others wrestled, seniors MIke Muck.rh .. d. and Mike Win' ter were out nursmg injuries. Wm· ter ",;11 be out £o...atleast six weeks because of a broken foot, while Muckerhetde had a sore elbow, but lAiD rompete in the next meet Th. next big match for the Rangers "ill be lb. :'Iorlh.rn Open Nov. 26 at t.:W-~ladison Shooting team begins season Th. Park ,d shoollng t.am began, second n ran " Ib ho 01 lml'nmng on a u lui lllltt-83 campllgn In Ibe La· k de P tol L""iU. Th tearn co 01 "'0 t ms lour =ben each Park.sid I and Plr de 2 Th.re are four ne competitn" year. thr tuden Itld I Iac:uIty IdvtSOr Two memben 01 last } u uJ P Ide 2 I m .... re unable to compete llus year Jun KurhaJeC Iosl to aratJualion and Thompson lost due to tune conlli W11bsdIeduled matches The new Iaculty ad, r I RIch ard pong HI penE>nce In com peti~,e target shooting 'hould have a pos!~ve e11.ct on the team The stud nt who JOined this year are Jun Cole Jon Goor~eson and RI h Welhon The members or Parkslde 1 thi year lire Jim CA>te. Pat Harmann. Don Ltghlner and • lareta Ostro,.,. 'kJ They currently have a record 01 tilt.. "ins and two losses Plrksid<, 2 Comisls 01 Jelr Em.I]·. Jon Gooraeson 000 Keck 'ParksJdes top shooter last )earl and Bnan S<:huet· la Tbe team's technical ad\."iser Mark Scholzen, IS compe~ng agaon this year Among Parkstd. students. Scholzen has competed 10 Lakesld. leagu. lb. longest. This is bis thud )oear Welbon. new member of the team is competing ~ith· in lbe league on an indiVidual basis There is still tim. to join Ibe team this year The team uses 22 caliber pistols m competition H3\'· mg a handgun IS prel.rred. Th.re are 22 matches left in the season. and the matches are held every Wednesday from 5:30 to 10:00 I' m at the 'alional Guard Armory in Racine. The rest to jOin is 5. which includes shooting in the league or Indt'idually In order to join. call Brian Schuett. at 553-2650 10 lhe PAB orfiee lInion 20<)I. Ranger needs sportswriters . " Tim R.... lmann placed 39th al the NCAA Division n Dalionals. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN ;IIII1I!J-----' THIS WEEK MON. NOV. 21' N. V. JETS VS. NEW ORLEANS * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION ce s udents c e ge faculty h ni,a.,eofSeagram',,7& TUP H also s'rr' ,6th thcligh' l\IOY"dtn mod<ra"",,-'he perfect par,,,ers fur da"c" fet'er, a cefever stirs with even&Seven Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 11, November 17, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Academic staff seeks committee representation Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside academic staff enough." Guskin said the academic staff has "deep" feeling on this issue. "They're permanent employees of the university-(people) we hope will stay here a long time. They are important members of the university community." Guskin pointed out that the academic staff is not seeking an equal number of votes or seats, but only representation. "They shouldn't have equal numbers," he said. "I'm not saying that and I don't think that (they) are saying that either. It doesn't cost the faculty (any voting power). It's a symbolic sort of issue." Some committee members stated that it wasn't that the faculty did not respect the academic staff, but. that the staff plays a supportive, secondary role. "Nobody is saying who is primary," replied Guskin. "What is at stake here is: are we going to add to our committees, either voting or non-voting?" "I think they should be voting members," said Guskin, "but if I can't get it, I'll take non-voting members. I'll take what I can get because I think you're hurting the university (by not doing it)." Guskin answered the point that the academic staff members "have long-term job security" by saying that the staff members "have longterm conflicts and a strong element of security. I don't think the academic staff is any more shy in bringing up issues than are faculty members." Committee chairman James Shea said there's a problem because staff is made up of "a wide range of people-(some) with a lot of training, some others without. We respect them," but they have different levels of training, interest, duties and experience. Committee members noted that some of the academic staff are secretaries or work in a physical or technical capacity on campus. Guskin pointed out that some of the academic staff received Ph.D.s Continued on Page 3 Ranger photo by Robbie Eichhorn Workers continue construction work on WLLC Plaza. Construction continues INSIDE... Vet's Club opposes change Dramatic Arts m ajor offered Physical Education thefts reported Wind Ensemble to perform Psycho-Babble PSGA Six student senators elected by Ken Meyer Editor One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) elected six students to the PSGA Senate in last week's election, meaning that there are still three fall seats available in the 18-seat Senate. Nine Senators are elected each semester. PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon was not surprised by the low voter turn-out because all of the candidates would have been elected if they received at least one vote, and also because the presidential election is not held in the fall. Scoon said that PSGA "tried really hard this year to get at least nine (candidates) running but we couldn't do it. No one is interested." Now, he said, "The Senate is going to be overloaded with work because there are not enough Senators to do the work. We're going to be missing out on some issues some place. We're not going to be able to cover all that needs to be done, and the students are the ones who are going to miss out and I feel sorry for them." Students may still, however, become Senators, said Scoon. A student may become a PSGA Senator by being appointed by the Senate to a two-week internship, after which time the Senate either approves or disapproves of the person's activities in his/her two weeks "in office." "All we can do is keep on asking people to be on the Senate," said Scoon. "We're still soliciting students now." The reason that not many students run for student government positions, said Scoon, is because not only is Parkside a commuter school, but around 40 percent of the student body is comprised of non-traditional students (23 years or older.) Many students, said Scoon, are married and have children. "They have more responsibilities than, let's say, students at Green Bay," he said. "Most people at Green Bay are just students, not mothers and fathers." Scoon said that students should get involved in student government because there are many issues and proposed changes that students should be aware of all the time. He noted that recent changes included a tuition increase, a change in the class drop period (from 12 to 8 weeks) and a change in the admission policy. The students who did get involved and are now PSGA senators are: Kert Acklam I plan to spend a considerable amount of time investigating students' rights and alternatives for student involvement here at UWP," said Kert Acklam. "The passive Continued on Page 5 RANGER Letters to the Editor Drinking age at 21 opposed Presents: When Ron governed there, I had a dream Of sitt ing California's Court Supreme. That court, my friend appointed me to, Tho' I'd flunked out of Loyola and from Stanford U. J I barely attained a law degree, •But now I am t he In*te*rror 3ecretVee... T was so tough on crime that 1 was sent To the State Department when Ron became president. Heads of state I couldn't name at ail, 'Cept for Mao, Josef Stalin, Churchill and DeGaulle. But my lack of expertise so suited me (That now 1 am the In te ri or SecretYee... To the Editor: It's time for us to use our education to educate our representatives in Congress that we are against a national drinking age of 21 by written letter. I, myself, abstain from alcoholic beverages, but can see much illegal drinking taking place if a 21-yearold drinking age law is passed. Why pass a law that restricts a citizen's rights for three years? There is the problem of high school students' drinking, of course, which must be addressed. And this, I think, may be resolved by a different law of giving the right of drink to high school graduates only. This would also give some students an incentive to finish high school, especially if the law also included not being able to drink without a high school degree until reaching 21. I'm against drinking, so I'm not going to write my congressman on the drinking issue, but I'm still going to write for our citizenry right to freedom and liberty. Franklin Kuczenski Why pay to park continued... In no time at all, Ron promoted As his chief adviser, head of N. I looked for Reds in every trouble spot, .And found them whether they were there or not. Ji J1 j j I found so many, Ron rewarded me By making me his Jn'tcrror Secret'ree... /083 Now, ranchers all, if m y job tempts you, Be not discouraged by a low I Q; 1 don't know a condor from a grizzly bear, And the only oil s licks I've seen are on R onnie's hair/ So, stick dose to your friends, and avoid all expertise, And you ALL may be In-te-ri-or SecretVees: And in this corner... To the Editor: Mr. Ron Brinkman: The chief of campus security? Your name was in the paper and you didn't know it? What kind of security do you provide? Since you have chosen to ignore last week's inquiry, we, the students, must assume that you are trying to hide something. Why harrass students? If you need the revenue, charge it to us in the form of higher tuition so that aid can be provided to us according to our need. Again I ask: "Why harrass students?" The first note in this series was directed at Ron Brinkman. The invitation to reply is still open to Ron. But now I am asking anyone who thinks we should submit to this extortion technique to explain why in next week's paper. Also those of you who agree with me are invited to suggest plans of action. Let's stop complaining and bring this issue out in the open. Discuss it with your friends. M. A. Davis P. S. More to come. Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger The bell has sounded and the participants are ready... The Prize: The heavyweight university governance championship of Parkside. The Contestants: The reigning championthe faculty, and the challenger-the academic staff. The Background: The faculty, of c ourse, consists of assistants, associate- and full professors. The academic staff, the fourth wheel of the university-the other three being the administration, faculty and students-want to be better represented on the many committees on campus. The academic staff consists of two parts: 162 teaching staffers (adjunct faculty, specialists, lecturers and visiting profs); and 77 non-teaching staffers (from such areas as Physical Plant, Security, Financial Aid, Student Services, Union, Student Activities and the library/learning center). The academic staff is similar to Rocky Balboabecoming champion isn't the goal. Going the distance to earn self-respect and the respect of others is what they want to achieve. But in order to get what they want-representation on committees-they must battle with the Apollo Creeds, also known as the faculty. And everybody knows that champions are weary of other entities trying to grab some of that championship glory and power. Champions also feel that challengers exist in a secondary, supportive role to their actions. One advantage the academic staff has is the fact that the third man in the ring-Chancellor Guskin-is on their side. But a two-against-one situation is not a clear-cut indication of "victory," by Ken Meyer, Editor because it is truly up to the champion whether or not the challenger will have the chance to go the distance and earn its professional respect. That's what the issue comes down to, really. There won't be any low blows, knockdowns or any head butts. It won't be a bloody brawl. It will be politics in its essential form-protecting one's power base and deciding whether or not to form a coalition. But the major question is: will the champion take it on the chin realizing that the championship (power) will not be lost or infringed upon in any way, or will the champion hold the heavyweight title above its head and scornfully dismiss any challengers it encounters? Only time will tell. And nobody knows how much time. After all, remember Rocky II and Rocky III? U 9 *00 £ Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovaiic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias .. Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chemouski; Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every* Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ' All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld lor valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. jjjiursday, October 20,1983 ^ -RANGER rroposea change disturbs Vet's Club by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The Parkside Vets Club met Oct. 12 with Stu Rubner, director of Community Services and Veterans' Officer, to discuss the proposed changes in veterans' personnel. Pat Falkenstern is currently the secretary for both Veterans' Services and Jack Elmore of Student Services. The proposed personnel change, recommended by Rubner and Elmore to the Personnel Office, would replace Falkenstern's present 40 hour per week position with two new people creating two part-time (20 hour per week) positions. Falkenstern would be reassigned to another position on campus. "We made the recommendation based on the theory that she's trying to work for two people and management-wise it is not a good arrangement at all," said Rubner. He added that he feels her job as Veterans' Services secretary should be changed to a clerical position. Rich Welbon, Vets Club president, said that the vets are not happy about the personnel change because they feel it will create a decline in the services they presently receive. There are about 400 veterans enrolled at Parkside and ap- . proximately 217 of t hose are receiving benefits. "Pat's there everyday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. A new person would only be there 20 hours a week, say from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. If someone goes in the office at 2:30 p.m. and he's having a problem getting his check for him and his family, it will be very inconvenient if no one's there," said Welbon. Falkenstern said she has a very busy schedule working for the vets and helping them receive the benefits they are entitled to. She is knowledgeable about the benefits available to vets, such as Chapters 31, 32, 34, and 35 Grant for Vietnam Era Veterans, Wisconsin State Vocational Rehabilitation Program and many others. "It is important for people who work here to understand what programs are available or the veterans won't be getting the care or the benefits they are entitled to," said Falkenstern. The job requires Falkenstern to have vets fill out the necessary forms to attend school and receive Vets Club meets to discuss proposed secretarial change. benefits. She must take great care in certifying veterans' benefits because errors in the process could hold up a check for a veteran. Falkenstern expressed concern about the proposed change in her position because she feels that her job as Veterans Services secretary is more intricate than the clerical status it has been given. "Last year the person who handled Veterans' Services had a masters degree. When he retired I was asked to do this job. Now it's a Dramatic Arts major offered by Jill Whitney Nielsen If it has always been your goal to major in Dramatic Arts at Parkside, now you can. A BA degree in Dramatic Arts was approved Sept. 30 by the UW Board of Regents. The new major, which has been an option within the Communication major, will begin next semester and will require 40 credits in the areas of acting, directing, dramatic literature, history, criticism, design and technical forms. It also carries a minor and offers secondary teacher certification by the Department of Public Instruction.. The new program also gives professors direct contact, via computer, with interested students and those already participating in the major. The faculty in the Dramatic Arts division is very excited about the new major. Lee VanDyke, Associate Professor of Dramatic Arts states, "In Nicholas Nickleby, a character says, 'Theater happens in a blaze of finery, but only at night.' It's important for the campus at large to realize it has programs that sparkle at night, along with the academic 9-5 routine." Dramatic Arts programs complement the Liberal Arts division because of the literature, critique, performance and design components, he said. It encompasses everything from religion and philosophy to history and sociology. The Dramatic Arts program started at Parkside as an extracurricular activity. Someone like Richard Carrington would decide to direct a play and it would go on from there. Then, seven years ago, it was moved from the Humanities Division to Fine Arts and Rhoda-Gale Pollack, Division Chairman, began building it up to what it now is. There are currently 200 students in Dramatic Arts courses. The new major is not expected to require new faculty or facilities. H.S. students have "Day on Campus" While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 27 and 28, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. and guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions and academic programs and services as well as attended selected in-session UW-Parkside classes on subjects including physics, art history and world politics. There will also be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with UW-Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend a presentation titled, "What to Expect When You are a College Student." There will also be a tour of the university library and learning laboratory and a talk, "Using a College Library for High School Research." Registration, which begins at 8 a.m. and continues throughout both mornings, will be at the Wyllie Library- Learning Center's information kiosk on the southeast end of the campus. A full schedule of activities will be available there. For more information, call 553-2122. Library book sale set The Library/Learning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. 1, 2 and 3 from 1 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Level Approximately 1,200 books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $1 and paperbacks for 25 cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gift items that are not needed for the library collection, according to Hannelore B. Rader, Director of the Library- /Learning Center. ^ clerical assistant position, which is an entry level position on campus, she said. "When I first started this job, what 1 most frequently heard from the veterans Js 'No one gives a damn about us.' At that time I just listened, but the longer I work here the more I wonder about that statement. When I think about the veterans at Parkside, I see men and women who were willing to risk their lives for me and I seriously wonder if I would have had the courage to do the same for them," said Falkenstern. "One vet here has received three Purple Hearts and numerous other awards. There are others who have gone out on the line and risked their lives — they weren't given awards. Many of our vets carry with them the scars of service, some physical and some psychological, and in many cases these will be with them for the rest of their lives. It seems to me that morally and practically we owe the veterans the services that will make their transition into university life successful. Their concerns should be our concerns," she said. Welbon said, "We have somebody in the office now who really cares and we should fight to keep her in there." He added that those people concerned about the situation should contact him at 5820 Nicholson Road, Franksville, Wis. 53126 or attend the Vets Club meeting Oct. 26. Jim LaMack, from the personnel office said that no final decision has been made at this time concerning the proposed personnel change and that things are still in the planning stages. Staff representation Continued from Page 1 and had faculty status at other colleges before coming to Parkside. Guskin said that "there are certain academic staff people who shouldn't be on committees" but he said that it also true about faculty. "They'll elect the best people- -no more often bad choices than anybody else." The chancellor said that similar changes are being contemplated throughout the UW System. "You're asking Parkside to lead," said committee member Richard Keehn. "You're absolutely right," replied Guskin. "The issue is not Milwaukee or Madison-it's what you feel." After Guskin's presentation, the committee agreed to look further into the issue and, as chairman James Shea said, find out the answer to the "ultimate question-is it going to help the university?" •••••••• The committee continued discussion about the status of academic staff-both at Parkside and systemwide- during its latest meeting Oct. 13. "(It's) strange that we're being pushed to do this when the entire system is studying the issue," said Rhoda-Gale Pollack. "Contrary to the overall impresson given last time (by Guskin)," said Shea, "there is no move to give them what they want (at Green Bay, Milwaukee and Madison). All the University Committee chairs (there) thought it was a bad idea." Shea said the report that the chancellors and committee chairs of those campuses wanted all academic staff personnel to vote on faculty committees is "not true." Although the implication was that wholesale power is to be given to the academic staff at these other campuses, said Shea, they are mainly dealing with the teaching academic staff. Pollack noted that other campuses have many teaching academic staff while Parkside doesn't really have too many. Shea said the change could be thought of as "a minor grab for power-strengthen the hand of the staff and therefore the administration." Keehn said that he had talked to a few academic staff personnel who said that "word has come down from the top" that the staff should become more involved in the university's governance. He also said that "Guskin's going to get (what he wants) because he's committed." Shea replied that that would prompt a loud outcry from the faculty. The committee decided to wait and see what happens in the UW system's central study of the academic staff in relation to the universities' governance before further addressing the issue. side's Placement office. Topic: "Images" of a personnel professional. Students should bring a bag lunch. The room number will be announced-look for posters. Peer Support A meeting has been called for Peer Support members-both old members and new members-on Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 111 (Faculty Lounge). This RANGER Anyone who would like to be a member of Peer Support are asked to come. They need "fresh" ideas from you, too. Members of Peer Support are: occasional volunteers (volunteering their time and effort for one period of time once a year) and routine volunteers (volunteering their time and effort more than once a year). The agenda will include: discussion of Peer Support (past, present and future), discussion of By-laws and adapting the Constitution, discussion of current budget, discussion of future budget (planning). Please make every effort to attend this meeting. The future of this organization may be at stake. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization) will conduct its first Jelly Bean guessing contest on campus. General rules: 50 cent donation per guess, two free guesses with BSO membership of $4, guess as often as you please, person who comes closest to guessing the actual total number of jelly beans wins. ($15 first place, $5 second place.) Winners' names will be announced in the Ranger the first week of November. Proceeds from the contest will go the Sickle Cell Anemia Foundation. Student participation in BSO activities, as well as in other campus events, is an important part of university life. BSO will hold a general membership meeting Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in Moln 107 to kick off the BSO membership drive and Minority Student retention at Parkside. SWEA SWEA (Student Wisconsin Education Association) welcomes Michael Bernier of the Kenosha Education Association. He will speak Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 p.m. in Moln D128. Everyone is invited to attend. Feel free to bring a bag lunch and a friend. Also at this meeting the final details of the fall workshop in Milwaukee will be discussed and worked out. Come and be part of the world of learning. Pi Sigma Epsilon Maria Konters, managing director of Pi Sigma Episilon (Marketing Club), will be coming from New York to meet with our chapter. The meeting will be held on Friday, Oct. 28 at 1 p.m. in Moln 217. All members are urged to attend. Chemistry Club Chemistry Club will sponsor "Pizza Party II" on Friday, Oct. 21 at 2 p.m. in Union Square. The cost will be $2 for club members, $1 for Science Division faculty and staff and $5 for all other life forms. The price includes all the pizza one can eat and refreshments. Chemistry students: don't miss this opportunity to chat with your favorite chemistry professors at this gala celebration. Sign up in Greenquist 114 by 10 a.m. Friday, Oct. 21 so pizza can be ordered. iJThursj^ Club Events ASPA Attention all ASPA (American Society for Personnel Administration) members who are graduating in December. UW-Whitewater is putting together a booklet of resumes to be distributed to PIRA personnel managers at the December PIRA meeting. Turn in resumes and $5 to Bonnie Gauger or Mary Ann Bock by Nov. 1. The club's first social gathering is planned for Oct. 25 at Looey's Roundtable at 8:30 p.m. Contact Mike at 857-7526 or 815-6784278. The first fund raiser is Wednesday, Oct. 26. General membership meeting on Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 pm. Speakers- Bill Wright of Kenosha Savings and Loan and JoAnn Goodyear of Park- Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.E McGillicuddy achieved fame and fortune throughout Canada. They say his special concoction called Mentholmint Schnapps had a taste so refreshing going in, so smooth going down, that thirsty trappers came from miles around just to buy it. Dr. McGillicuddy is long gone, but his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on in your favorite tavern or liquor emporium. Try Dr. McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps straight up, on the rocks, or with your favorite beer. Any way you pour it, schnapps never tasted so cool. $1.50 INTRODUCTORY REFUND OFFER FROM DR. McGILLICUDDY'S. To receive your $1.50 refund, fill out this refund order form and mail it with the neck label from the 750ml or liter size of Dr. McGillicuddy's to: Dr. McGillicuddy's $1.50 Refund Offer EO. 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They need input for future planning and current planning. What ideas do you have? Strategies for the group need to be documented. Please come and voice your opinion. RANGER PSGA Six students join Senate 5 Thursday, October 20.1983 Continued from Page 1 attitude on the part of the student body towards their government must be replaced with a willingness on the parts of the students to get involved and make things happen for themselves." "I need a lot of feedback from the student body, as well as from the faculty," he said. "This means that I need a great deal of cooperation on the parts of everyone to be responsive and tell me how they feel about things. At the same time, I have the added responsibility to let the students know what is happening with their student government and bring the issues up at the Senate meetings." "I think that there is no better time than now for people to act, to become involved It is my future and your future at Parkside that is important here. I guess we'll never know unless we try," he said. Bill Grindeland "I would like to try to work towards improved parking, additional computer terminal capacity, better extra-curricular activities, strong backing of the basketball team and other student concerns," said Bill Grindeland. He plans to address these issues by researching the problems and issues, asking for student opinion and talking with the administration in an effort to get PSGA involved. Grindeland hopes to "improve communications between the student body and the PSGA with the help of the Ranger and pure personal determination." Carlice Halmo Student apathy, getting things done on time and the student government budget are among the issues that Carlice Halmo intends to address as a Senator. Halmo was a member of her high school student council and plans on addressing the issues by having closer communication between the Senate and the PSGA President. Halmo wants to see more people working with the PSGA "in order to make PSGA work as it should." Paul Johnson Paul Johnson plans to address "the issues relevant to the older students, especially the veterans, (who) are the ones I am interested in. "I will find out what the students who elected me want me to do. It is their interests that I am representing- not my own. "I am interested in the student government and how it can work for us as students," he said. "We can change a lot and I would like to help change things for the better." Robert Oik Robert Oik is presently researching the granting of tenure at Parkside, which is the major issue he plans to address. "I feel strongly that the politcal nature of this university in regards to its decision-making process in granting or not granting tenure has to be changed," he said. "Just about anyone who attends this university knows of some excellent educator getting the ax because he or she rubbed the wrong person the wrong way. These excellent educators are written off with some b.s. about publishing. What is this university here for, anyway? To teach, that is it, and that should be the basic criteria for granting tenure." Oik also wants to make information concerning scholarships more available to the student body. Steve Schreiner "I am most concerned with issues that deal with student activities and students' rights," said Steve Schreiner. "One such issue will be whether or not to eliminate the 1-2 p.m. activity hour on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. "I am opposed to any policy that would lessen student involvement here at Parkside," he said. "Being a non-traditional, commuter campus, we have enough trouble getting students involved without eliminating the activities hour. If this issue does arise, I would try to get the Senate to pass a resolution which would state our opposition and then take the appropriate follow- up action." Betz, Meyer elected to PUAB, SUFAC Two student-at-large committee seats were also filled during last week's PSGA elections: Chuck Betz on PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) and Ken Meyer on SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). Only one candidate ran for each committee. Chuck Betz PUAB, as stated in its by-laws, is "an advisory body in the formulation, implementation and review of the Parkside Union's policy. It shall seek to promote the Parkside Union's role in campus and community activities and services." PUAB consists of 10 voting member: one from each of the five major organizations, two faculty members, one person chosen by t he Alumni Association and two students- at-large, one elected each semester. Chuck Betz, who is a former PSGA vice-president, wants to address "the possible expansion of the Union building that is being discussed. I also (want) to find out more about their policies and how they decide certain questions like pricing, hours, programming, etc." he said. "It is just an advisory committee, so there's not a lot we can do," he said, "but I think if the committee comes up with some really good ideas that students like, we should be able to get them implemented." Ken Meyer SUFAC is a standing subcommittee of PSGA which allocates the portion of total tuition fee that is called segregated fees. Parkside has traditionally had the lowest segregated fee charge in the UW system. This year, a full-time resident student paid $76 in segregated fees out of a total $519.50 tuit ion charge. SUFAC is comprised of five PSGA Senators and two studentsat- large, with one elected each semester. SUFAC funds 17 areas on campus, including student organizations, Athletics, Intramurals, the Child Care Center, and the Health and Housing offices. Ken Meyer, who is the editor of Ranger, has served on SUFAC for two years previously. "I feel that my two years on SUFAC and four years on Ranger have enabled me to learn the operations of all the different organizations on campus," he said. Meyer wants "to make sure that SUFAC isn't a rubber-stamp committee for all of the areas it funds. Each organization has to be able to justify the allocation they request. With the current UW economic mess, we can't just go about throwing money away." Seats are still available on the PSGA Senate. Stop in PSGA office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shop) for more information Election results One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) voted in last weeksParkside Student Government Association's fall election. There were nine open Senate seats, so all six candidates won. Here are the results: SENATE Steve Schreiner 81 Robert Oik 68 Bill Grindeland 61 Carlice Halmo 57 Kert Acklam 53 (write-in) Paul Johnson 39 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee Ken Meyer 91 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Chuck Betz 94 Job counseling available on campus by Napoleon Scarbrough The Department of Vocational Rehabilitation, Racine office, has a counselor at Parkside, located in the nursing center, Moln D115. Dave Duffeck, one of the Vocational Rehabilitation counselors, is in his office on Tuesdays from 1:30 to 4 p .m. The program provides vocational rehabilitation to people who have a disability, be it physical, mental or psychological. It will assist these people in attaining vocational goals in order to help them become productive citizens of society. Duffeck or another assigned counselor will develop, with the student, a rehabilitation plan. The services include: vocational evaluation; job placement assistance; training ; physical and psychological restoration; the purchase of occupational tools, licenses and clothing; providing transportation and maintenance payments for training program; as well as other services that are dependent upon financial need. To be eligible for the program, you must be sixteen years or older and have a disability as mentioned above. If there are questions, Duffeck asks that you drop by the Health Center on his day on campus or call him at his Racine office, 636- 3462. Kenosha resident are encouraged to call the Kenosha office. Duffeck asks that students make an appointment with Edith Eisenburg, school nurse, when coming to the Health Center. Legal concerns: Child support and divorce "Legal Concerns: Child Support and Divorce" is the October topic for the monthly public meeting hosted by the Unemployment Task Force. Judy Hartig, attorney with Hartig, Bjelajac and Michelson, and Dan Konkol, assistant District Attorney with Racine County and head of the non-support division, will address some of the problems involved with divorce and child support. Hartig and Konkol will state the options available to those considering divorce or separation, many who are experiencing trouble with spouses or children because of divorce and others who are having difficulties with child support payments. A q uestion and answer session will follow the presentations. We know the stress of the new economy is causing the dissolution of many marriages. The October meeting gives individuals a chance to get some answers to a very emotional situation in a supportive atmosphere. The meeting is Thursday, Oct. 27 at 1:30 in the Crystal Room at Memorial Hall, 72 Seventh St., Racine. The meeting is free and open to the public. Refreshments will be available. The Unemployment Task Force is made up of concerned agencies and unemployed volunteers. Its purpose is to help jobless people through the phase of unemployment. Vietnam course sparks student interest RANGER by Mark Feldman American involvement in the Vietnam War ended more than 10 years ago. Post-war rhetoric and discussion continue to try to sort out exactly what happened. For many, bitter memories remain. Others still have not reached an understanding of what, for 20 years, was American's most raging controversy. In order for today's students to see that period more clearly, History Professor Oliver Hayward is offering a course on the war entitled "International Conflict: the Vietnam War." "I think this generation really cares about what happened in that time span," Hayward said in an interview last Wednesday. "There's a lot of concern shown by the students in the class. Many of them talk to me after class about the topic." The class will be broken into five parts, beginning with the early history of Vietnam. "In order to really understand what happened during the American involvement, you have to start at the beginning of the country," Hayward said. As the class centers on certain topics, Hayward will have special lecturers from the faculty to speak on them. "I am trying to avoid sounding judgmental in any way," he said. "I'm not taking a stand on one side or the other. I want to explain things and let the students make their own judgments." The class will have the help of the recent PBS special on Vietnam to visualize some of the class discussions. "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations," Hayward said. "We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly." The class is also being taught at Madison this fall, but it is on a trial run here at Parkside for this semester. "1 wanted to have a more careful "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations. We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly. 99 -Oliver Hayward look at the war, personally," said Hayward, on reasons why he offered the class. "I was very ambivalent during that period and I really Go From Senior To Manager. Whatever your degree, the Navy can put you in a management position right away. You begin your Navy career with some of the most sophisticated technical and general management training available in important fields like electronics, inventory control, purchasing, personnel administration, engineering and systems analysis. And from your first day as a Navy officer, you have decision-making authority. You're given the level of responsibility you need to turn textbook knowledge into professional know-how, fast. All you need is a BS or BA. 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He graduated in 1960 with a Ph.D. in Russian history with an interest in Eastern Asia. He has been on the Parkside faculty since 1971 when the university was founded His Russian training will aid him in his planned class/trip to the Soviet Union from March 10 to March 24 This will be Hayward's third Soviet trip since 1979. For the low price of $1,690, a student can go to the USSR over spring break and pick up three credits in the process by taking the International Studies Seminar. "It's a great adventure whenever we go," he said. "There's an incredible variety of cultures to see in the Soviet Union." PAB sponsors Steamboat trip by Keith Harmann Steamboat. More mountain than Aspen, more powder than Vail, more lifts than Snowmass, more sun than Sun Valley, more bars than Utah. January first through the ninth, PAB is sponsoring a winter ski vacation to Steamboat Springs, Colorado. The price is $269 ($96 less than last year) and has many quality inclusions: round-trip deluxe motor coach to and from Steamboat, six nights' lodging in the Storm Meadows Condominiums, four-day lift ticket, daily parties ranging from hot tub happy hours to a giant party in the Steamboat central complex and many other options are available on the trip. Applications can be obtained in the Student Activities Office and are due Oct. 18 with a $50 deposit. The final payment is due Nov. 18. Steamboat is the second largest ski mountain in Colorado with an average annual snowfall of 27 feet. The total number of ski runs is 73, and the ski lift capacity is 18 660 skiers per hour. Neil Nelson, coordinator of the trip, said that the price was too good to pass up and that "we had a fun time last year and I'm sure it will be even better this year. We -have two buses going, comnarwitn only one last year. This allows us to have 47 more people going, a total of 94." Steamboat offers more than downhill skiing. There are sleigh rides, ice skating, cross country skiing, sledding and more. The condominiums are furnished with a color TV, a fully-equipped kitchen, all utensils and dishes, private sundeck/patio, fireplace, daily maid service and others. Ann Fralich went on last year's trip and is very excited about returning to Steamboat this year. "I have a lot of good memories about Steamboat and I think that it is great that I'll be able to relive them. Everyone should share the excitement of the Steamboat feeling." Atomic disorder The atomic age has produced a new behavior disorder, the Family Nuclear Syndrome, says a UW-Madison family therapist. Prof. Morton Perlmutter says children hear depressing discussion of nuclear war and the possibility of a holocaust and develop deep and unspecific fears, chronic anxiety, impotent rage and a "live-fortoday attitude." Such feelings show up in the teen years as rebellious attitudes toward social norms on sqxuakconduct and drug,use, , ,y; RANGER Locker thefts reported 7 Thursday, October 20,1983 by Mary Kirton Kaddatz Five thefts in the Phy. Ed. building have been reported to campus Security during the last week and a bait. Items missing were cash, shoes and a Sony walkman radio hour of the five thefts were reported from the men's locker room between 11 a.m. and noon and 1 to 2 p.m. On one occasion, a fire bomb went off in the men's locker room but nothing was reported missing. In most cases the thief was interested in money and valuables, since no clothing was taken. S^curity is investigating the thefts and a few suspects are under surveillance, according to Ron Brinkman of S ecurity. "To the best of our knowledge, no master key is in the wrong hands," said Brinkman. "Locks are being cut off and removed-personal locks and Parkside locks." Brinkman suggests that students not put any money in their lockers if at all possible. He also suggests the use of case-hardened locks that cannot be cut with bolt cutters, and to report anything suspicious to the Security office immediately. There is a reward fund for informers who give information leading to the arrest and conviction of the thief/thieves. One way to make personal items safe, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, is to install airport lockers where the lockers would be visible and patrons would receive a key after inserting a coin into the locker. But, Dannehl pointed out, there are no funds available for such lockers. "The administration is very concerned and very hopeful Security may be apprehending the thieves very soon," said Dannehl. "But until they are caught, do not leave any valuables, especially money, in the locker rooms." Small business course offered Managing Employees in a Small Company" will be the topic of a five-session course at Parkside from 6:30 to 9 p.m. on Thursdays- Nov. 3, 10, 17 and Dec. 8 and 15-in Union Room 104-106. Cost is $50 and persons should pre-register by calling 553-2047 or 553-2620. Instructor for the sessions will be Parkside business management professor Dennis Laker, a former Dental recruitment on campus Charles Alexander, recruiter for Marquette's Dental School, will be at Parkside on Friday, Oct. 21 to talk to students interested in Marquette's dental program. Alexander will be in the Minority Student Program office, WLLC D198, at 1 p.m. small business manager who has presented numerous workshops and seminars at area firms. Laker, who holds a master's degree in industrial-organizational psychology from the University of Illinois and who is currently completing PhD work in that subject, also teaches personnel administration, selection and placement and training and development courses at Pakside. Topics to be covered in the five sessions include selecting, orienting and training new employees; improving management-employee communication; compensation and salary administration; and motivating employees for improved productivity. The program is sponsored by Parkside Business Outreach/Small Business Development Center in conjunction with UW-Extension. Winter Carnival planning /****************** & * American Motorshow J 4 with X * JIM BRADLEY £ J WRJN - 1400 AM { if 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30-4:00 PM X jf MONDAY THRU FRIDAY X Students who are interested in planning the 1984 Winter Carnival are encouraged to contact the Student Activities Office, Union 209. There are 14 designated seats appointed through the five major student organizations and five studentat- large seats available for students who would like to join in the planning of the event. Winter Carnival, to be held Feb. 13-17, is designed to develop friendship and camaraderie through a variety of club and individual events. The festivities traditionally begin with a parade on Monday and conclude with a dance on Friday. The first Winter Carnival committee meeting will be on Monday, Oct. 24. Do something worthwhile... 1W-1W... TPiP-TfcP Join the Ranger Stop in the Ranger office, WLLC D139, next to the Coffee Shop The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P ^ Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater .M?n n,hIc il )eK 50 3'"den,Bi «•«. senior cttteens; rw!nn ™ H ?,00r' $3 and W. tickets at Fine Arts Stf"S® and Un,°" ,n,° Center. For information, can 5&J-4501. This performance is sponsored bv a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee. . 8 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Brian Kitzmann Francois Cecile Lavonne Michaud Thomas Sinnett Kimberlie Kranich Robert Goll Maria Ambrose Robin White Linda A. Winzer Scholarships reward academic excellence About $9,000 in Molinaro and Alumni Association Merit Scholarships has been awarded to Parkside students based upon their superior academic performances. Scholarships paying for three Parkside pre-medicine students' 1983-84 tuition, which is $1,209 a year, went to the winners of the George and Madeline Molinaro Pre-Medicine Scholarship Fund, established three years ago by Madeline Molinaro, widow of the Kenosha civic and labor leader, who as a prominent state assemblyman, introduced legislation in 1965 which established Parkside. The Molinaro Scholars are sophomore Lavonne Michaud, Kenosha; freshman Linda Winzer, Kenosha; and freshman Francois Cecile, Racine. Graduates of Parkside's widely recognized pre-medicine program, FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE 41 TO BANK 'i l-ffO( K TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 mnBER vnir based in the university's science division and advised by life science professor Anna Marie Williams, have been admitted to medical schools at rates far exceeding the national average. Several Parkside pre-med graduates have gone on to medical school and returned to Kenosha or Racine to establish private practices. Incoming freshmen who are winners of $1,000 merit scholarships at Parkside, money for which came* from the university Alumni Association's fund-raising campaign this year, are: Maria Ambrose, Kenosha; Robert Goll, Kenosha; Kimberlie Kranich, Racine; Thomas Sinnet, Racine; Robin White, Racine; and Brian Kitzmann, Sturtevant. Those students ranked in the top 10 percent of their high school graduating classes. In addition, Parkside business majors Martin Rheaume, Racine, and Ellen Breitbach of St. Francis, Wis., each were awarded $400 scholarships from the Milwaukee Chapter of the Data Processing Management Association. Peer Support awards scholarships Peer Support has awarded scholarships to Rosalie A. Mutchler and Kristine Sandow. Each will receive $50 to help with their college expenses. These awards are intended for the fall 1983 semester. Mutchler attended St. Catherine's High School in Racine, graduating in 1962. She then attended Gateway Technical School parttime in 1979-80. After Gateway, she went to college in Ohio part-time. Currently, Mutchler is a full-time student and has not attended college within the past seven years. Mutchler hopes to seek a degree "which will enable me to pursue a career in social work and counseling." She is interested in psychology and sociology courses and expects to gain much personal satisfaction in developing her career. Sandow attended Edgerton High School and graduated in 1962. She has been unemployed for over a year. Her educational goals are simple and straight forward,. She intends to study a variety of subjects that interest her and this will combine with her vast work history in order to produce a more employable person. She will eventually become more self-sufficient and gain confidence in herself. •••••••• Two $50 scholarships are being offered by Peer Support, a major student organization concerned with helping non-traditional students (23 years of age and older) make a successful return to academic life. Applicants should be those who plan to enroll at least part-time at Parkside in Spring '84. Application blanks are available in the Peer Support office (WLLC D- 175) or you may call (553-2706). Applications are due Dec. 1. Checks will be mailed Dec. 31. Licensed drinkers New program endows Should drinkers be licensed? A Wisconsin legislator thinks so. Rep. John Medinger's bill would require high school graduates to pass a test if they want to drink legally before turning 21. That way, says Medinger, young drinkers learn "the rules of the road." Two incoming freshmen studehts at Parkside, Mary Haen and Jeffrey Beard, both of Kenosha, recently were awarded American State Bank Merit Scholarships of $1,000 each to be used for their first two years of university work. The scholarship program was established this year by the Kenosha bank's board of directors as an endowment fund for students from Kenosha County to attend Parkside. The bank began the endowment with a $5000 gift and intends to contribute additional funds each year. American State Bank Merit Scholarships are awarded annually on the basis of academic achievement in high school and potential for excellent in university work. Haen, of 3603 10th Ave., a 1983 graduate of Bradford High School who maintained a perfect 4.0 grade point average (straight A's) during her high school career, has entered Parkside's accelerated three-year pre-medicine program. Beard, of 4918 70th St., a 1983 graduate of St. Joseph's High School who ranked in the top one percent of the nation's' collegebound students on his college admissions examinaton, plans to major in business and pre-law at Parkside. Scholarship recipients are selected by a committee of Parkside faculty. NSF fellowships selected The National Research Council, in conjunction with the National Science Foundation, will select candidates for the Foundation's programs for Graduate Fellowships and Minority Fellowships. Final selection of Fellows will be made by the Foundation, with awards to be announced in March 1984. NSF Fellowships are intended for students at or near the beginning of their graduate study, and will be awarded for study or work leading to master's or doctoral degrees in the mathematical, physical, biological, engineering, and social sciences, and in the history and philosophy of science. Eligible applicants will, in general, be college seniors or first-year graduate students who, at the time of application, have not completed more than 20 semester/30 quarter hours, or equivalent, of study in any of the aforementioned science and engineering fields following completion of their first baccalaureate degree. The annual stipend for NSF Fellows will be $8,100 for a 12 month tenure. The deadline for applications is Nov. 23. For further information and applications contact the Fellowship Office, National Research Council, 2101 Constitution Avenue, Washington, D.C. 20418. Loan application fee illegal A $10 fee for processing Guaranteed Student Lpans applications is illegal, the Minnesota Higher Education Coordinating Board has decided recently. It struck down a request from the University of Minnesota and a state association of financial aid adminstrators to change the state loan contract to permit a GSL fee. Campus officials say the fee is needed to cover rising administrative costs and insure speedy processing of applications. The board saw the fee as a potential burden on needy students, however. HANGER Wind Ensemble to perform 9 Thursday, October 20,1983 Three innovative contemporary wind ensemble selections and two works from early band-music eras will be performed by the Parkside 40-piece wind ensemble, conducted by music professor Mark Eichner, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 27 in the Union Cinema Theater. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and UW-P staff and $2 for others. Featured contemporary selections are Vincent Persichetti's "Masquerade for Band," which develops a short musical passage through a series of variations; Normal Dello Joio's "Colonial Ballads," a set of six movements that presents a "feast of orchestral colors; ' and Alan Hovhaness' "Journey to a Holy Mountain" from Symphony No. 20 for Band, a piece that reflects the composer's Armenian heritage through its mystic and hypnotic character. u Tlband music selections are Haydn Wood's "Mannin Veen-Dear Isle of Man," which is representative of the early 20th century English practice of transcribing folk songs into hypnotic settings for band and which was one of the first works to use the band as a concert organization; an(j Louis gpohr's Notturno," for Turkish Band, Opus 34, a German classical piece composed in the spirit of a Mozart serenade incorporating a number of dance styles including a minute, a march, a theme and variations and a spirited finale. e, "S'oj y'Sombra" ("Sun and Shade"), a Spanish march by George Gates, will close the program. Earn $ by selling advertising for Ranger. For more information, contact Catherine Chaffee in the Ranger office. EK"* W "usio Vivian Rodriguez Racine- Professor Mark Eichner, set for 8 p.m. on upcoming concert by the University of Wisconsin* hursday' 0ct- 27« in the Union Cinema Theater. IBM Personal Computers piSCOUMS AVAILABLE All f aculty, staff and students are eligible For more information call or write IBM National Accounts Division, 611 E. Wisconsin Ave. Milwaukee. Wl 53202 (414) 347-6000. YTWTWtTiTirjj Happy Birthday, James Ross Buchanan Congratulations Andy & Brenda, you lucky mom and dad. Best wishes from all of us on the Ranger staff. 10 Thursday, October 20, 1983 RANGER "I Am A Camera'' Milwaukee theater presents "Midnight Dream" that his work is no longer considered valuable. Along with the play's other character, Nog, the alchemist's assistant, Alexander embarks on a search for meaning amid "an atmosphere of fantastic realism..in the contemporary world." The characters are portrayed by Eric Ness, as Alexander, and Paul Zawadsky, as Nog. Ness and Zawadsky received favorable review for their performances opposite each other in Arata's "The World and Other Inventions," which was performed-at Parkside last spring. Ness, who grew up in LaCrosse, has performed at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, the Champlain Shakespeare Festival in Burlington, Vt„ and with the Nebraska Theater Caravan. Zawadsky, a Stevens Point native, has performed with the prestigious Arena Stage Theater in Washington and the Fort Worth (Tex.) Shakespeare Festival. Both performers are graduates of UW-Milwaukee's Professional Actors Training Program. Are activities beneficial? Does participation in outside activities increase students' satisfaction with college life or interfere with it? Past sociological studies produced contradictory answers, but a new look at the question by Richard McKaig, assistant dean of students at Indiana University, indicates that not only are students happier with college life when they participate in outside activities, but the more active their participation, the more satisfaction they derive. The exceptions are student government and residence hall organizations, where the most active students are the most dissatisfied. Using the College Student Satisfaction Questionnaire (CSSQ),. Form C, as a standardized test, McKaig measured the general satisfaction with college life among a sample of 10 percent of the juniors and seniors at IU. With a Student Activities Questionnaire he developed, McKaig also measured the correlation between the degree of satisfaction and the level of participation. Those students highly active in student government and residence hall organizations proved to be less satisfied with college life than those at the lowest level of participation. It's hard to draw cause-and-effect conclusions from such studies, McKaig says, but he thinks student governments generally seek political reforms rather than social ones, and those come more slowly. An administrator himself, McKaig says, "Maybe we frustrate those people more than we haVe to ." Special: 25% off Jube Jells Week of Oct. 17 California Mix Licorice Bully Malted Milk Balls Milk Caramels Orange Slices Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kissses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearmint Leaves Starlite Mints Caramel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Caramel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Watermelon Sparklers Cinnamon Bears Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Scott Niles and Mary Beth Kelleher rehearse a scene from "I Am A Camera," the Dramatic Arts fall main stage production. Performances are Oct. 28, 29, 30 and Nov. 4 and 5 in the Communication Arts Theater. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst I Milwaukee's Paradox Studio • Theatre will bring its production of Luis D. Arata's new two-character play, "Midnight Dream," a humor-, ous and poignant tale of an aging alchemist's search for life's meaning, to Parkside at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 2 in the Communication Arts Studio Theatre. Advance tickets, available at the Union Information Center, are $2.50 f or senior citizens and UW-P students and staff; $3.50 for others. Tickets at the door are $3 a nd $4. Limited seating is available, so advance registrations are encouraged and can be made by calling Parkside's Fine Arts Division at 553-2581. The performance is being supported by a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee and is sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts and Humanities divisions. In "Midnight Dream," Arata, a native of Argentina who holds an undergraduate degree in physics and a PhD in literature and theater from Cornell University, creates an elderly alchemist, Alexander, who must come to grips with the fact RANGER _ Yarborough heads Learning Lab by Carol Kortemlick , .. 11 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Hidden in a deep, secluded corner of the library, in level D-l, lies the Learning Lab. Thelma Yarborough is the new coordinator of the Learning Lab and is also teaching Reading and Study Skills. Yarborough arrived at Parkside on May 15 from Washington, D. C. where she had worked for two institutions teaching Afro-American studies, History, Reading and Study skills. She enjoys the informal atmosphere at Parkside and finds the new equipment more effective. Her true reason for coming to Parkside, she said, is because "it is the birthplace of academic freedom." Many students are ignorant of the Learning Lab's value. The Learning Lab is seen as the place to help get "slow" students through college. Yarborough sees this label as particularly inhibiting for all students, especially when it can help with research, improve study skills and even teach one how to take exams more effectively. She enjoys the Learning Lab, yet hopes to see some much-needed improvements. In any institution, Yarborough's top priority is the students. Her goal at Parkside is to promise the growth of the Learning Lab and from there to facilitate learning for all students. Her dedication to the Learning Lab is mixed with a concern that all individuals obtain an equal opportunity for higher education. She feels many people lose the chance for better education due to their low financial status, in that the middle class sets a standard for Painting techniques taught The painting techniques of old masters will be examined in a University Extension one day art class, and students will learn to use a number of different painting methods, such as grisaille, glazine, and underpainting. The instructor, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of Racine, began her art education in Copenhagen, Denmark, her native land. She has since received M.A. and M.F.A. degrees in painting from the University of Iowa, and a masters degree in teaching art from the University of New Hampshire. Her experience has included teaching, exhibiting in numerous shows and galleries, and designing for industry, a publishing company, and an art museum. The class is intended for either the person who would like to start using oil paints, or one who has already achieved some proficiency with that medium or similar media — for example, acrylic, alkyd or watercolor. The class will be held on Saturday, November 12, from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., in Tallent Hall. Students are asked to register by Nov. 4 with University Extension, phone (414) 553-2312. The fee is $15i > Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Sea0rams itvtn Croum Croum '"town u i gwuM" s#"*'"5<* """it Si«»«tso« 0 8'i iiwmi «s s o taste of Seagram ^ * w Damcefoter stirs Seren&Seren '© 1983 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO.. N Y . N Y AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80 P ROOF. Scyeii-Up",and '7U P" aie trademarks qf the ,Seven Up Company. The Parkside interview RANGER Dean's list... by Jill Whitney Nielsen Associate Professor of English, Jim Dean has been with Parkside since 1970. He graduated from the College of William and Mary in Virginia and went on to receive his Ph.D. from the Shakespeare Institute at the University of Birmingham, England. He lived in Stratford- upon-Avon for two years. Awarded the Fulbright Grant, he spent 1977 and 1978 traveling around South America, teaching Contemporary American Poetry at Brazilian Universities. As well as Shakespeare, his interests lie in Contemporary Comparative Poetry. •••••••• What are your feelings on collective bargaining? To quote Ben Franklin, "If we don't hang together, we'll all hang separately." I was affiliated with the AFL-CIO, checking contracts for the musicians' union and without it, many of them would have been up a creek, so to say. So you're in favor of it? Sure. You are no less a professional when you're part of an organization. How useful do you feel tenure is? "I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way." Very useful. Without it we wouldn't have the protection of freedom of speech. Well, what about people who are awarded tenure and don't deserve it? There's always some dead wood floating around, but good people more than compensate for that. What about the ones who deserve it and don't get it? It's more of a supply and demand situation, rather than the deserving being deemed deficient. There are just too many qualified people and not enough jobs. How do you feel about the balance between teaching and research? PIZZA PLUS ^(FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) LAI HROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE 633-6307 *******^*********? Teaching should be the main thing, the main goal. But research is for keeping you "alive," keeping you informed and in touch with what you're teaching. But it's the students first, then the art. Do you think we place too much emphasis on research? No, some schools do, but not Parkside. ' •••••••* How do you like Parkside? I m glad to be here. You have the chance to do many things that may interest you instead of being pigeon-holed into one field. I also love the area, right next to the park, near the lake. Water, I think is very important to well-being. How do you like teaching? Teaching is fun. Everything is for the students. When you begin to teach, the text is the most important thing, but after a few years working with the students, their ideas and their responses to the literature become more important. There's the real reward. How do you feel about the relationship between the faculty and administration? We have both a corporate and a collegiate structure. The power goes up and down at the same time, but more often down. What about your own division? We have some good people in Administration. The current Chairman of Humanities is very good We've had some rare luck with our chairmen. And all of our people are not only excellent within the division, but they get invoked in the whole aspect of UW-P, heading committees, etc. How do you think Humanities compares with other divisions? It s still aive. But we could use more attention from upstairs. •••••••• How do you like the students at UW-P? We have a very wide range in age and experience that's a definite Associate Professor of English James Dean plus. I feel it's gotten better. Admission is more selective, so we're getting a higher caliber of student. Do you think they're apathetic, not wanting to get involved? You can't be apathetic in class; you'll never last. I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way. Wouldn't you like to see more students involved outside of class? Sure I would. But it's a commuter school. You have to bump into each other on the ^streets, in the supermarkets, at the gas stations to get the interaction you mean. Wouldn't dorms be the answer? Dorms would certainly help. But conditions have improved. For intance, the union. And we now have films, plays, concerts, trips. It's better than it used to be. Education starts in the classrooms, but that's just the beginning. You must come to see things in another light, from fluorescent to neon, so to speak. You're one of the professors who holds classes outside. Do you find that beneficial? Absolutely. It's a totally different atmosphere. The sky's the limit. How would you describe your teaching style? I don't know. I should be asking you that. How do you feel about the education in today's high schools? It's a wonderful time for learning. I think they're doing the best they can with the depressed economy. Schools are understaffed, teacher s are overworked and underpaid, and it's reflected in the educaton kids are getting. What do you think about their cutting certain electives out of the curriculum, such as music and drama? Some of the curriculum still reflect the fad courses of the '70's. Well, fad is fat, and should be cut out, but electives such as music, drama, athletics, certain lit. courses are basic to well-rounded education. The less kids get, the worse off they'll be. I admire the student who with only basics from high school can still do well in college. How has a college education differed in the last ten years? It s different. It may or may not be better, but it is different. Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 RANGER 13 Thursday, October 20,1983 Cadets come to Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The last dance here was a huge success with the Protectors. The next dance will be even better with Racine's own R & B CADETS. They're coming back to the Parkside Union Thursday, Oct. 20. Doors open at 8 p.m. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $2 for guests. It's tonight, so be there (in Union Square) or be square. * * * * * * * * "Hey, Joe! Doing anything tonight? Want to go to a movie together?" "Good idea! The Verdict is playing in the Union Cinema this weekend, and it's only $1." Yes, "The Verdict" will be showing here at 3:30 p.m. today and will be repeated at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on Friday and at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday., Next week's movie will be Night of the Living Dead. * * * * * * * * This Wednesday, Oct. 26, John Hunsbuscher will be performing for the Coffeehouse. Relax and watch him from 12-2 p.m. or 8-10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. * * * * * * * * The free movie of the week is the famous Psycho. It's the original, uncut movie that was far better than its sequel. Come see it Tuesday night and don't miss the famous shower scene. All of the above events-are sponsored by PAB. * * * * * * * * The Social Science Round Table this week features Prof. Alexander Lichtman. He will talk on "The Soviet Propaganda Machine: Perspectives on the Scholarly Life in Communist Countries III." The program is open to the public at no charge. It will be Monday, Oct. 24, at noon, in Union 106. * * * * * * * * The foreign film this weekend is The Seduction of Mimi. It will be shown Thursday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series. •••••••• The UW-Extension is sponsoring three courses this week. The first is called "Small Business Loans and How to Obtain Them," on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. On Monday there will be two courses offered: "Working with Children of Divorce" and "Divorce for Men: Artist arrives Nationally-known airbrush artist Robert Paschal will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Oct. 26 to present a slide-illustrated lecture at 2:15 p.m. and demonstrate airbrush painting techniques at 3:30 p.m. in Communication Arts Room D-145 (the painting studio.) The presentations are free and open to the public. Paschal, author of the book "Airbrushing for Fine and Commercial Artists," is a full-time artist who earned his bachelor and master of fine arts degrees from the State University of New York and has exhibited work at numerous exhibitions, including the New England Exhibition of Sculpture and Painting, the Ball State University Annual Drawing and Small Sculpture Show and the Minot State National Drawing Exhibition. Recently, he exhibited at a national invitational show focusing on the "Artist and the Airbrush" at San Jose State University. He has lectured on airbrush techniques and history at many colleges and universities, including the Pratt Institute and the Art Students League in New York, the University of Massachusetts and Loyola University. His appearance at Parkside is being organized by the Art Discipline and is funded in part by Exxon Corp. Surviving the Trauma" at 9 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. respectively. Call ext. 2312 f or details. * * * * * * * A workshop called "Parent to Parent" will be held Tuesday at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall, room 182, and is open to anyone. It is sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Call ext. 227 for details. * * * * * * * * Kevin Hamberger, Clinical Psychologist of the Southeastern Family Practice Center, will be speaking on Wednesday, Oct. 26. His seminar, called "Stress," will be at 11:50 a.m. in Union 106. The seminar is free and open to the public." 4 Kenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION 5935 7th Ave.—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake-24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 > I 14 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Chicken McGoebbles Or: over to you, James thZIJwhV irather 3uaint' if somewhat improbable theory that chums that World War Two may never Hmpr hfdl"? Kth»1uChanCellor of Germany Adolf pel shop b u^ess ^ a"d g0nc ,nto the While this theory may be a bitch to prove, it nevernn! i?f US Wth a relatively neat jump-off probabilities ' SpeCulations on recent historical im- Luckily, advances in improbability theory have al- !lw ,re^earchfs m the Historical Oddball Department at Harvard University to construct alternate scenarios with a percentage error of less than .000002 facts per million. While this may not provide us with great insights as to what really happened in history, the conrfthprS,? n theoretical documents provide us with a rather unique view of what might have been. The articles presented below were written by the SUf? a . ors 'n their respective scenarios. There is little true deviation from the purported facts. Hypothesis 1: What if James Joyce worked for NBC Sports: and the plate was stepped step to the plate yes and he saw the pitcher yes and took the stance but the air was cool and the noise was like a thousand yes batting .521 against lefties with the power of the orient yes and it new to him and he looked dark the arabian sun beating yes and he struck yes once struck and it connected yes with the crack yes yes over yes up it flew yes and mcwilliams going back yes and it flew it's over yes it's out of here yes homer yes it is homer yes it is yes and— Yes. Hypothesis 2: What if T.S. Elliott worked for the IRS? Let us go now, you and I, And with the forms conduct our lives. So It Goes* by John Kovalic Oh, do not ask "What was it?" Let us go and make our audit. (In the room the women come and go talking of tax deductibles.) Do I dare, do I dare, disturb the essence of Uncle Sam and deduct the three martini lunches? (I think I know just what his hunch is.) Hypothesis 3: What if Adolf Hitler managed a Burger King? June 5, 1945 Dear Diary, Der last days are upon us, but I know victory will be ours^ Vhich is better? Flame broilink, fryink or gassink? Put three million more burgers in der offens today, but McDonald's is gettink strong. Plot to kill off Ronald by force-feeding him Mayor McCheese vas complete flop. Der Munchkins did not chance sidez after all. Some gerdammint punk kid vanted a burger done his vay. Hoo-boy did I show him. Bet he feels silly valking around mit der cash register shuved up his vear-unt. Hypothesis 4: What if a wizened, senile, B-movie actor became president of the United States? Conclusion: Too ridiculous to contemplate. The Big Chill": Warm and intelligent by Patricia Cumbie "The Big Chill" is a light-hearted drama about the reunion of seven college friends who haven't kept in touch with each other since graduation. The thing that reunites them is the suicide of their friend, Alex. This may not sound too uplifting, but the humor that is utilitized sets the tone for an enjoyable and sensitive movie. The movie opens with Alex's funeral, which ends with an organ rendition of "You Can't Always Get What You Want," his favorite song. During the drive to the cemetery, one gets introduced to each character. Some are very successful, including a doctor, a lawyer, a TV star and a journalist. Together they experience the loss of their friend and gain insight into their own personal experiences since they were last together, in the sixties. How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? THE BIGCHIM In a cold world you need your friends to keep you warm. The movie portrays human nature accurately, as the characters argue and discuss their feelings In one scene, at dinner, a tense atmosphere is broken by Nick (William Hurt), when he says, "If Alex were here, he'd say, 'Pass the dessert."' The cast consists of virtual unknowns, except for William Hurt. They play off one another well. It is plausible that they are a group of close friends. One thing that does deserve mention is the music. If you like music from the sixties, you'll enjoy the soundtrack from this movie. As I watched, I was humming and my feet were tapping. The movie stars Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, William Hurt, Jobeth Williams, Tom Berenger, Jeff Goldblum, Mary Kay Place and Meg Tilly. This is a movie worth seeing. It is nice for a change to see a movie with adults and an intelligent and enjoyable plot. Once Ober Easy On Trac! by Dick Oberbruner "Before the Trac II" (Rewritten after reading W.B. Lockwood's "Language of the British Isles, Past and Present") There is, as yet, no means of knowing through what eons of time males have been shaving. He has certainly seen Ice Ages come and go with scraggly chins — the fragments of the human skull from the Thames gravel at Batsmeat has remains of stubble. It makes no odds, therefore, that man did not begin shaving until a quarter of a million years ago. His earliest attempts may have been accompanied by* the earliest screams — wh oops only a heated simian would respond to. With the power of oral expression came the need to shave and compare, an intregal factor in man's gradual emancipation from five o'clock shadow to the smoothness of a newborn's hinder. And when his technique was at last perfected, he was then man indeed — eligible and macho. These attributes have been part of the general evolution of the male ego who can say how many tribes of homo d'nubbens have wandered the tundra in search of a reflecting pool? Looking back through unshaven millenia, the imagination dimly comprehends males attracting females by looks rather than by club. Each and every male must have possessed a sharp edged rock or stick to scrape away the accumulation of facial fringe. Only the details are lost, for though archeology brought much understanding of even the remotest ways, for our purposes the jaw of prehistoric man is unclear. Of the transition from brutish profile to Gatsby silhouette we know little, other than the myriad attempts at using metal cutting edges to swipe away goatee. In any case, we know for a fact, man was unable to shave that morning for the dawning of history. Yet some of the archeologist's finds permit at least (what has been called) the Aqua Velva factor. Some 25,000 yea rs ago, we are told, the last European Straight-Edge Age was reaching its climax. Most of Britain had been under some strain to relieve after-burn. The warming climate and the receding glacier brought a springlike atmosphere — a frivolity the pain stricken males would have to pass up. Herds of reindeer and bison paraded along pastures adjacent to man's communities, yet man was unable to cope with the hunt due to windburn. The harpoon and spear once used to kill his prey were the tools of his demise when it came to steppin' out. We are ignorant of the real intent of these people, but we still know them well for they are the same stock and culture as those Cro-Magnon shavers whose need for a panacea outlasted their need for a cookout. Intelligence of this calibre bears witness to the advanced after-shave tech- Xlh ^ modern da from the glacier as a skin coolant. y Billings. They used ice The bearers of such a culture will undoubtedly have shaven a full ™esa week- C0I"parable in principle to any found today. Along : e lines, women found the need to scrape the hair off their lees to expenence the same cooling effect. 8 or^il^Yr h3d 3pfeal in mind 11 win have *>een abundant in ex- E? \ ?nces between (what seemed beforehand) hairy upfigure fw lch^ndiv ri V? certainly have Possessed a special bodily brawls. '"dividual, for use ,n courting rituals and tag-team «rwl!h>TanS^p WOuId be a halbnark the Shaving Age in a society ^ til analogies among smooth skins today be any guide must have invested good looks with an aura of slovenliness. 8 ' * Carl's Corner Again I'm here upon the bus, Around me people swear and cuss. We all sit still and breathe our air divided by sixty is about two inches square. The bus stops fast and smacks my face ?Su 2dd?e n?lyb Lthpela ,dy ri1v3e8r Wtuirthn sa larSe brief case. and I develop aisle burns, as to the front I bounce and roll, and wrap my teeth around a pole. So when we get to school, look for me. I won t be hard to find, you see J5r,midst the jumble and the mess 111 be the one tapping S.O.S. by Carl Chcrnouski iMSS* S « J «J.,» ,t !•»«... „ „ „„ „ . BANGER Services Offered Typing and calligraphy. Speedy service, call Louise, 654-4505. Typing service, 10c a page, double spaced; 15<c sin gle. 551-8174, ask for Chris. RSK Typing Services. Professional results. Very reasonable. Call 554-0953. Have YRU play at your gig now! Low Frat Rates. 453-7994. Typing available-contact Joan, WLLC D-195, ext. 2605. Wanted McCarthyism history book for History 102. Call 694-7704. Singers Wanted!! Women's barbershop harmony rehearsal, Mon. nights. Racine Holy Communion Church, 2000 W. 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Show us your current Parkside ID or Alumni Card and the first beer is on us. Carl's Pizza, somewhere in Racine. ready forVaT Aancing shoes ready for Park Avenue Satur- SdTJor WUcT °n the h'wiU°give you'guts'3'5''1 Bran" UG: Tonight 9:00, Bring the Raisin Bran and let's not eet caught this time.. Your buddy, Classified ads Rod: The secret is out. Everyone knows you're the "Park Avenue Kid!!!" BC: The slide show was interesting. ...!!! Thanks! JAK: Welcome back. I missed you a lot last weekend. TB Paielli's Dave: I sure love those fresh buns. Your main squeeze. B.D.: Wanna get "tucked in" this weekend? Computer Club: Get off Ascii and do something!! Asttrm Guess Who!! Rust Ahles: What happened to your sexy cutoff shirts??!! Tom: Your Fuscia really brightens (blinds) my day. Love, T. Sweetness: How many times must I tell you you move me, you Mayflower Employee!! B.L. 15 Thursday, October 20,1983 B.L. Thank you. I love you. Sw. Ludlow: Do I get an. "A" for prose? Happy Anni. Come on kids, cut that out!!! Bon-Bon Dahling-see you next week for the amazing analysis. Can't wait, dahling!!! Mol: Hang in there. Christmas comes on the wings of time. Sandler lives, Snooky. I'll he there. Just call!! Dimple!! uw - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DAVS A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time Arrungemenfs by ECHO TRAVEL INC. WITH TRANSPORTATION JANUARY 1 -9 Steamboat FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS" PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A T LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. SECOND BUS IS NOW FILLINGI SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 16 Thursday, October 20,1083 Psvcho-Bahhlp Lord, what food those morsels be Out on a Linn by Rick Luehr In recent weeks TV Guide has run two fascinating articles entitled "Three's Company: What's It Trying to Tell Us?" and "Dallas vs. Dynasty: Which is Better?" 'Now that's what I like to see-a return to hard-hitting, investigative journalism. For too long now TV Guide has had stories on unimportant, frivolous topics. It's so nice to see them returning to what journalism is all about. Following in this trend, TV Guide will be running the following articles in the coming weeks: "Hegelian Philosophy in 'The Dukes of Hazzard'," "Was Darwin Right?: The 'Mr. Smith' Story," •4'The Shakespearean Roots of The 'A' Team'," and "'T.J. Hooker': Man or Myth?" Be sure to read these thoughtprovoking, stimulating articles in TV Guide, the last bastion of true journalism. * * * * * * * Hello, I'm Orson Welles. After a hard day of whatever it is that I'm doing these days, I like to sit down to a truly fine meal. And do you know what makes a meal really special? Food. That's right, food. -You know, food's not just for special occasions. You can eat it every day. There are so many ways to prepare food. You can boil it, bake it, fry it or put it in a salad. As a matter of fact, you can do almost anything with it. And food's not only for meals, but also makes a tasty, nutritious snack. Just the thing to give to the kids after they get home from school. In my opinion, the best way to serve food is with a nice cool beverage. So remember, the next time you're hungry, try food. You won't regret it. (This has been a message from the International Food Producers Council). • • * • • • * * Tragedy struck the advertising world today with the demise of the Kool-Aid walking pitcher. Apparently hearing a construction worker mention how thirsty he was,_ the pitcher broke through the outside wall of a building and plunged 40 stories to his death. All that was left of him was a red splotch, presumably cherry, and several rapidly melting ice cubes on the sidewalk. When asked to comment, the construction worker said, "All I said was 'Boy, I could sure use something to drink,' and all of a sudden, this red guy came bustin' through the wall and hollered, 'Oh yeah, Kool-Aiiii....'. "You know, that so b, made a hole in that stupid wall that's gonna take all day to fix. Serves the bastard right, the stupid fu.." The pitcher is survived by his wife and three small dessert glasses. Orson Welles is the official bloated thespian of the 1984 Olympic Games The Death of Lady Bess by Kendyl Marie Linn Used cars are peculiar. Even without minds of their own, or any kind of emotion, they can get temperamental. Rather like some women, I'm sure the male gender would agree. Perhaps this is the reasoning behind giving cars women's names. Bearing this in mind, my experience with Bessie, a 1969 Dodge Dart, should have come as no surprise. On a very rainy Tuesday, Bessie and I, along with a friend named Janice, ventured into the untamed wilds otherwise known as the Hills of Vernon. Having accomplished what we set out to do-pillage, plunder and ultimately conquer Hawthorne Center Mall-we set out for the homeland. With time still on our hands, we chanced to visit the Forest and the Bluffs of the Lake. It was there Bessie chose to desert us. At first, she was quite subtle about it; just some general coughing and sputtering. Nothing that we thought would hinder our homeward journey. Then, out of the clear blue (well, gray, actually), Bessie's spunk just disappeared. Which left Janice and me stranded in the middle of Sheridan Road. To our good fortune, a valiant black night drove up in a Cadillac and attempted to resuscitate Bessie, but she only stayed with us long enough to make it to a nearby station of gas. After much consultation with the wizards and wise men of the station, it was decied that not only had Bessie's drive and spunk gone, but also her carburetor and transmission. They concluded than an evil' force much greater than anything they had encountered had overtaken her. I looked over the shoulders of the wizards, into the depths of the engine, but all I could see were masses of evil gremlins and serpents. I felt truly a damsel in distress. In the meantime, Janice had placed an S.O.S. to her knight in the homeland, Sir Pryse. He arrived a short time later, in his trusty Escort, ready to defend us to the death. That, however, was not necessary as the good wizards managed to trap Bessie, now somewhat of a demon, within an impenetrable force known as a parking garage. And Sir Pryse, the good fellow he was, kindly took us home. However, dear reader, our story ends not here. We did manage to exorcise Bessie once, but, no sooner did we get her on the road than the demons overtook her again. She is currently under the care of some gentle gnomes in the magical land of Illinois. In time, she Will be returned home, where we will be reunited, and then... I'll retire her to the scrap heap. New! In Comm. Arts See Shakespeare's many seductions "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," a collection of classic scenes from the Bard's most memorable plays performed by a five-member cast of nationally known stage and screen actors including Anthony Zerbe, Lee Meriwether and Robert Beltran, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets-# for UW-P students and $5 for others-and advance seating reservations are available at the campus Union Information Center. For more information call 553-2345 or 553-2278. The performance, produced by Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Calif., is being sponsored by the student Parkside Activities Board. The production is designed to appeal to a wide audience and will include scenes from Shakespeare's greatest works, among them "The Taming of the Shrew," "Hamlet," "Julius Caesar," "Othello," "As You Like It," and "Much Ado About Nothing." Zerbe, a versatile actor who has performed extensively on stage and screen, is most widely known for his Emmy Award-winning portrayal Introducing ... Johnsenville SMURFWURST The fuzzy treat that's fun to eat! For the beach or ballpark, Smurfwurst are made with them loveable Saturday I morning muffitts! Just plain good! of Lt. Trench in ABC-TV's "Harry- 0" series starring the late David Jansson. Zerbe recently appeared opposite Elizabeth Taylor in the Broadway revival of "The Little, Foxes" and he played the lead role in the play "Solomon's Child." His film credits include feature roles in "The Turning Point," "Who'll Stop the Rain?," "The First Deadly Sin," and "Soggy Bottom, U.S.A" as well as appearances in the movies "Rooster Cogburn," "Papillon" and "Cool Hand Luke." Zerbe also has a co-starring role in the recently released film "The Continued on Page 17; ™.EhBeltAa! aJ? ,The Country munication Arts Theater on Nov. 8M. atters" cast wUl b e at the ComShakespeare Continued from Page 16 Dead Zone," based on the book by Stephen King. Other stage credits include seasons with the Milwaukee Repertory Theatre, Canada's Stratford Theatre and the Mark Taper Forum, where Zerbe appeared in the original production of "The Catonsville Nine," and as Iago in "Othello," co-starring James Earl Jones. Meriwether, who co-starred in the long-running CBS-TV series "Barnaby Jones,", with Buddy Ebsen, is a former Miss America with numerous stage, TV and film credits. Among the films she has appeared in are "The Courtship of Eddie's Father," with Glenn Ford, "The Legend of Lylah Claire," with Ernest Borgnine, "Angel in My Pocket," with Andy Griffith and "The Undefeated," with John Wayne. Meriwether served as a judge for this year's Miss America Pageant, broadcast recently on national TV. The other performers to appear in "Country Matters" are: Robert Beltran, who recently won favorable reviews for his portrayal of the title role in the offbeat comedy flim "Eating Raoul," and who has performed with the Californisa Shakespeare Festival in productions including "As You Like It," "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Hamlet;" Joyce Fideor, best known for her recurring roles in the TV daytime dramas "Ryan's Hope" and "Another World," and who began her theatrical career with the Yale Repertory Theatre where she performed in plays including "Puntulla," "The Durango Flash" and "The Three Sisters;" Roy Dotrice, who has been described by The Times of London as one of the world's greatest Shakespearean actors and who has performed in numerous plays with England's prestigious Royal Shakespeare Company including "A Midsummer Night's Dream," "King Lear" and "The Taming of the Shrew." The Funny Paper CaDer rifnROWcS>YSELrTOl(WHY S»tS!CRETARY AND TOLD HER ' UNDERSTAND YOU AND M*HAUV»INGP ALNE A FHFAAVIER BEEN WHAT MAKE5 YOU SAY HE WAS A NICE GUY, MISS? 17 Thursday, October 20,1983 UH... WELL, ON, I CALLED HIS OFFICE JUST ft MINUTE AGO. AND THEV T OLD m HE HAD BEEN, UH, KILLED. S OMEWHERE. WildLife WEEK: EVERYONE KNEW HER! ErfL-SETEATE UTS\O)6?t >T HikEj tOo TSH. 6gt l THft&tS iIWRGAkOj/cAFfjf TB BLOUJ OFF THE FACE ' OifP hT/here oc o. THE Seizor cense fi re BAkftjoV cA"»A DS*O uBjfOld oosheo I S Pefbft7F& F&AIKJ FOR Tomorrow All in the Faculty TTTBH^FIAOEVCAExLy tCzALaSOASKASM, WUAErRiOhVH. Qr.UiSwS1 ' . :—: . _ ^ V>oqusytcSu eL O£0FT TVhRe.\.S J \ Worn'/ IT STARKOvR AS AH E^THEJ GETTING PickEPUP A fAssi nOf Beaver, WHO its HiQHTtMf HE ^NTTOTHfiCLU© Foft/9 TCAN ?cS!I'THc PAM51 T£ - W H o w ir— John and Rick's Mystery Meat Competition! Try and guess on what day these favorite mystery meats will appear on the cafeteria menu. (Note: they may appear on the same day or even in the same dish.) Cafeteria employees may not enter. Try your luck today. CJ&HJET RASlLT OfFtTtloOZhJ RIMt Ch C/ooisork fs \iR&a*Aus et-hcuft snen CJ/7H... \ t cu«-; -r-r (IAXwk, ?ASS£S IT OFTQA Pl^NlTAffcf WHOHAT ABAO CPA£CsT£ oF/.VrtBA<io THA T p £ O AT T H ATT|/-\ E TO TOCfET WOKSE.ANSWAV T r t fWo ^ f A j u r v \ f > 5 ON ' TH£ BAN D B/SjoH WHf/VTH£ /XvOJSiqfjiTAR.y C^STsTheJ^ J0AU- ^Hl£NoA.^ /ft lT\jg mAaNiOi>T HWEH*O IM O AFIFLt£ r aas T BS the wH'cHTHEH&imA HSOOKl&EW t'R QECt^/yzs 6GCAU&E HeisALiEAtyc (1 vf q6T \KNCWQ UiHATHes pomct^ rswrn o . I . THr iNreiecr\)f)L. Ranger photos by Michael Kailas Cross country team wins UW-M Invitational Three teams parti cipated in the UW-Milwaukee cross country Invitational Oct. 15 and Parkside ran away with first place with 26 points. Milwaukee was second with 29 points and North Park was third with 81 points. Parkside's Tim Renzelmann placed first with a time of 24:36, which broke the old record by 30 seconds. Other Parkside runners, places and times are: Richard Miller (4) 25:27; Mark Hunt *(6) 25:45; Ted Miller (7) 25:45; Andy Serrano (8) 25:46; Mark Manning (15) 26:19; John Brewer (21) 26:59; John Hunt (25) 27:45. Soccer S C or6S The Parkside soccer team won its last three games -against Lake For- „• i„ ' „ «st> St.Scholastra and St. Norbest. The next home game is Saturday, UlL LOrifdo Oct. 22, at 1 p.m. against Dlinois Institute of Technology. NATIONAL EMERGENCY MEDICINE WEEK Caring for Your Emergency Needs Twenty-four hour Emergency Medical Care provided by primary care physicians trained in Advanced Cardiac Life Support and Advanced Trauma Life Support. St. Catherine s Hospital has available to you 24-HOURS EVERY DAY, IN or THRU their Emergency Department... • Comprehensive treatment for acute medicai and traumatic emergencies; adult and children. • Treatment and information on poisonings; thru St. Catherine's Hospital's Poisinde®, Milwaukee Poison Control Center, and Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center. • Laboratory, X-ray, Electrocardiography, Respiratory care. • Alcohol/Chemical Dependency (the most treatable; non-treated disease) acute care and comprehensive rehabilitation programs. • Treatment of mental health problems — acute and outpatient programs. • Sexual Assault Treatment Center for Greater Kenosha. • Pastoral Care. • Anesthesia Services — in hospital 24 hours a day. • Lifeline® (com munication link between client and health care responders). • Emergency consultation in all medical subspecialties such as Internal Medicine, Surgery, Orthopedics, Pediatrics, Psychiatry, Neurology, Oral Surgery, and many others. WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU 142 Bh) w 2 Hwy 158 3 1 Hwy. 50 j c II £ Hwy 31 In PHONE 656-3202 St. Catherine's Hospital and Medical Center 3556 S eventh Avenue, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 414-656-3011 Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). Application deadline is Friday, Oct. 21 at 5 p.m. RANGER 19 Thursday, October 20,198C Tennis team loses three more; record at 2-11 jlllfS Jig: Ranger photo by Michael Kailas by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's tennis team completed its dual meet season last week, finishing with a dual meet record of 2-11, including three losses last week, all at home. On Oct. 10, the Rangers hosted Carroll College. The Parkside netters were only able to win one match out of nine. The only winner for Parkside was the No. 2 doubles team of Ann Althaus and Jackie Ritmer. On Oct. 12, UW-Milwaukee was the opponent. This was a return engagement for the two teams. They played each other earlier this year. The result was then 9-0 in favor of the Panthers. The only thing different this time was the site, as the Rangers failed to win a match. However, the scores were closer than in their first meeting. The last dual meet of the year was on Oct. 14 against UW-Green Bay. The meet was close, but in the end the Phoenix netters outlasted the Rangers 5-4. The winners for Parkside were: No. 1 singles, Ann Wernitznig; No. 5, Ann Althaus; No. 2 doubles Wernitznig-Mary Correa; No. 3 doubles Jackie Ritmer /Linda Masters. Despite the 2-11 record, coach Golf team ends season by Mark Feldman Men's golf coach Steve Stephens wasn't at all sad to see the season end at the District 14 championships Oct. 9-11. In fact, he can't wait for next year to begin. "We have a really young team," he said. "It's a solid nucleus to build on. I'm really excited to start." The team placed fourth out of nine teams at the championship held at the Sentry World golf course. During the regular season Parkside appeared in seven tournaments placing fourth or better in each except the opening meet, where it took ninth place. The Rangers maintained a strong balance of experiehced youth and upperclassmen leadership to build what Stephens called "one of the most consistent Parkside teams in years." Youth, which featured seven freshmen and sophomores, was led by sophomore Rick Elsen, who had the best score in five of the seven season tourneys, while senior captain John Schneider provided the experience. "Our upperclassmen were excellent in their support," Stephens said. "They were very serious about the sport, but they also had a good time." Stephens is confident that with a potential seven returnees he can put together a solid team. "We were in contention in every match we played," he said. "We never really got hot as a team, but we were very capable of it." The high point of the season came at the UW-Oshkosh tournament on Sept. 15 in Appleton, where the Rangers took first place in an 11-team field. In that meet, Elsen and Schneider tied for individual second place, both shooting a 74. "It was a rainy, windy day at Chaska (golf course)," Stephens said. "But we played our most consistent golf of the season." The Rangers went on to place fourth in their own tournament on Sept. 30 at Brighton Dale golf course. "I was really impressed with our play this year," Stephens said. "I am very encouraged by our returning players. "We'll play some matches in the spring to look at new players and others trying out. I can't wait to get out there." Ranger needs sportswriters Noreen Goggin was "pleased overall" with the performances of her players. None of her team members has more than one year of college tennis experience. Next year should be a better one for the Parkside netters, because, according to Goggin, they know what to expect. There is still one event for the tennis team, and that is a doubles tournament at Lawrence University on Oct. 22. WELCOME—V SPORTS QUIZ OF THE WEEK 1.) How many Gold Medals did the 1/.S. win in the 1980 Olympics and what for? 2.) Which PRO Football Team holds the record for the most seasons as league champion? 3.) Name the National League pitcher that struck out more batters than any other. How many was it? Oct. 13 Answers: 1.) Harry Stebtfeldt, 2.) Steve ONeal-98 yds.. 3.) Campy Campaneris. Cesar Tovar. Winners: Lori Windhorst, Toni AUard Win your choice of a "Welcome to Miller Time" T-Shirt or hat by answering the above questions correctly. Answers are to be submitted by the drop box found at the Ranger office no later than 12:00 noon on Monday following this issue. Answers are to include name, Social Security number, phone and address. In case of more than one person with same answers a drawing will be held to determine the winner. The winner will be announced in the next issue of the welcome to Miller Time Sports Quiz. Be a sure winner and submit answers today! to TflilLerTu 20 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Athletic funding cut bv Bob Kieclino RANGER by Kiesling If funding levels are any indication, the Parkside administration believes that studying in the library is more important than taking a phy ed class. The Athletic Department's funding has fallen in the last three years because funds earmarked for the department have been reallocated to higher priority programs like business and engineering, or to the library. The department lost two coaching positions and one secretarial position in 1980, based on an Academic Planning and Program Review, an internal review procedure that determines the university's funding priorities. The university had its budget cut that year, and the Athletic Department lost about $100,000. Also a special review of the school s Coaching Certification Program ^as held last year, and it was decided that two more coaching positions would be cut, one this year and one during the '84-'85 year. And since tffe review is normally held at three-year intervals, the department is facing another review Volleyball Women ranked % 20th by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's volleyball team continues to perform at peak efficiency, going 7-1 over the last 10 days. Their record is now at 24-4, which is good enough to get them ranked 20th in the latest NAIA poll. On Oct. 12, Terry Paulson's team defeated Whitewater in five tough games. The scores: 12-15, 15-9, 15-9 14-16, 15-6. Marycrest College was the Ranger's next victim, on Oct. 13. "$be scores: 15-8, 15-5. The Rangers' next opponent was St. Ambrose, on Oct. 14. Surprisingly, St. Ambrose beat Parkside 3- 15, 15-8, 15-8; this was partly due to Paulson's decision to try different combinations of players. On Oct. 15, the Rangers could be found at Quincy College for a fourteam round-robin tournament. Each match was a best-of-three, but Parkside didn't have to play three games in any of their matches. The Parkside girls beat Quincy 15-10, 16-14; they beat the College of St. Francis 15-10, 15-9; tfiey beat McKendre College 15-4. 15-13. Thus, they were 3-0 in the round robin, with semi-finals and finals to go. In the semi-final, Parkside beat St: Francis again, this time 15-9, 15-9. The final, against McKendre, was easier than the previous match. The Rangers won 15- 6, 15-7. this year. The results of the review will not be known until it is completed next semester, but the athletic staff anticipates further cuts. The Athletic Department is reportedly the only one facing funding losses from reallocation, even though every department is reviewed every three years. "Reallocation is really the name of the game," said Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz. "We try to wrestle with inflation." He said the reallocations are designed to meet future needs in some programs by cutting funds in others. Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl said the areas that are getting funds from last year's review were never clearly identified. "In the priority of things we maybe further down the list," Dannehl said. "It seems like universities should have library books." The only cut the department is facing so far is the loss of the coachs' salaries, he said. Coach Loran Hein has been notified that his contract will not be renewed at the end of this year, but Dannehl said the department has not decided the other position to be cut. The decision is difficult, he says, because "you not only have to work within certain priorities, you also have to work within contractual obligations." The department has had only minor program changes so far however, said Program Coordinator Steve Stephens. "I wouldn't call it significant yet, he said of the cuts. The department will hire some more part-time instructors, Stephens said, to fill the gaps left by staff losses. But he added that hiring ad hoc faculty, specialists in an area, is obviously less than satisfactory, since we don't have full-time instructors." Last spring Dannehl argued against the cuts with then Vice- Chancellor Lorman Ratner, who had the final say in the reallocations, saying he preferred athletic funding levels be maintained. "We obviously don't agree with it," Dannehl said. "We feel that the services we provide are valuable" "If we felt otherwise,"he continued, "we probably shouldn't be here." Parkside ordered to rehire Collum A Racine circuit judge has order- here it occured) that substantial ed that Parkside rehire, with back under-representation or over-reprepay, former assistant basketball sentation of a defined minority coach Rudy Collum. group will occur," said Flynn. Judge Dennis Flynn ruled Tuesday that Collum was denied rights to a fair hearing and Parkside violated its affirmative ^action policy and the seniority provision of its lay-off policy when Collum's job was eliminated September 1982. Collum taught at Parkside for 10 years and was the highest ranking black member in the Physical Education department. Flynn ruled that Parkside placed Collum "into the larger category of minority persons as opposed to reflecting his employee status as a specifically defined minority group." Parkside argued that seven out of 55 employees in Collum's salary group were minorities. Flynn said that only two of these employees were black. "By linking all four minority groups together it is probable (and Collum claimed that he has been denied a fair hearing on his lay-off. Flynn agreed, saying it was improper that one attorney represented both Chancellor Alan Guskin and the committee that made the decision to uphold the termination. Flynn also said it was improper that the UW Board of Regents asked an employee to review the Collum case. Flynn said when the case went from the independent Board of Regents to a tenured faculty member, a "relationship" still existed between the Regents and the faculty member, although he was tenured. Flynn also ruled that Parkside violated seniority provisions of its lay-off policy because there were two employees in the physical Education department with less seniority than Collum, whose jobs he could have performed. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 Thursday, September 16, 1982 ijf University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Vol. 11 - No. 2 Winners of awards give outstanding service by Bob Kiesling News Editor Chancellor Alan Guskin presented Outstanding Service Awards to two faculty members and one staff member at the annual Chancellor's Convocation. Assistant Professor Chemistry Kieth Ward was awarded the Outstanding Teacher Award, and Wayne Johnson, Associate Professor of Ph ilosophy, received the Teaching Excellence Award. The Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award was presented to Esther Letven, of the Education Outreach program. Professor Ward was nominated for his award by the selection committee because, "He has all the good teaching qualities and adds something extra: a touch of humor, an honest interest, and enthusiasm about the subject matter." The Chancellor added that, "In addition to pursuing his own research, he has been in­volved in several funded grants designed to eoncourage research KEITH WARD - Outstanding Teacher Award by undergraduate students at UW - Parkside." The Chancellor cited Professor Johnson for, "teaching methods that involved the personal touch, and left each student with a very positive outlook toward not only WAYNE JOHNSON - Teacher Excellence Award learning a particular subject, but life in general." Guskin added that, "Many students reported that his courses had a significant impact on their lives." Said Guskin of Esther Letven: "Nominators of Esther Letven ESTNER LETVEN-Academic Distinguished Service Award who represent the variety of academic disciplines, are unanimous in praise of s everal of the qualities which she has brought to all her many en­deavors; her high standards, her fresh ideas and sound advice, her willingness to contribute to the efforts of others, and perhaps above all, her talents as a facilitator." Letven was recently appointed an executive assistant to the Chancellor. Selection for the teaching ex­cellence award is based on five criteria: the ability to create an effective learning environment; professsionalims in their teaching skills; knowledge of subject matter; evidence of tangible results; and exemplary character in teaching. Nominees for the awards are first selected by the student body, and later evaluated by an all -student nominating committee. The student nominating com­mittee then submits four names to the Selection Committee. It is from these four nominees that the award recipients are selected. Each recipient received a certificate and a $500 cash award. Chancellor's convocation UW system underfunded by Bob Kiesling News Editor Chancellor Alan Guskin, in his eighth annual Chancellor's Convocation address, discussed the decline in UW System funding in the last decade. In a shift from previous Con­vocation speeches, when the Chancellor outlined the state of Parkside itself, Guskin criticized the state government for allowing the University's funding to fall off sharply in recent years. "In a recent study of the financial support of public universities by each of the states," he said, "it was shown that Wisconsin has dropped from fourth in the nation in per student support of higher education in 1973 to 36th in 1981." Guskin also noted a decrease in funding from 25% of the state's annual budget to 18% in the same period. He warned that if the trend of decreasing funds continues, we would "diminish significantly" the effectiveness of the hundred -year - o ld UW S ystem While many of the University's problems can be blamed on a depressed economy, Guskin added that"... we cannot wait for that day of prosperity" before addressing critical issues. Guskin cited one proposed solution as being far too severe, that of budget cuts for the University. He further stated that one widely accepted study by the University conservatively estimated that the UW System was underfunded by $55 million, using 1973 dollars. He added that, "The study compared UW - Madison to other Big 10 universities; UW -Milwaukee to 13 major public urban universities; and UW's 11 non - doctoral universities to 50 similar state universities in six other midwestern states." The study showed the UW System to be underfunded compared to other state systems. To limiting the size of enrollments, Guskin countered, "The genius of the American higher education system is that it has developed the institutional resources to fulfill a commitment to mass public higher education. "Bringing the issue of selec­tivity and reduced size closer to home, let's use UW - P arkside as an example. Presently, UW -Parkside educates some 5,700 people a year. Suppose we reduce that figure to 5,000 p er year and cut the budget accordingly. Who should not get in and where would they go?" Guskin went on to say that currently 25-30% of Parkside students were not in the top half of their high school class, a traditional admission standard at most universities, and that standard admission exams would bar "highly motivated, mature people" from attending Parkside. Guskin closed his address by urging all concerned to demand their elected representatives share their views of access and quality in the UW Sy stem. "This issue is too important to ignore and too complex to treat with a few simple words." CHANCELLOR ALAN GUSKIN THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 7:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m. The Stormy Rice Band performs country & western - rock. Union patio 7:00 p.m. - Dusk Hayride around inner loop road 8:00 p.m. - T il ?? Bake Contest - bring your best baked goods in for judging Best Western Outfit Contest Find the Needle in the Haystack Contest (All on Union Patio) 8:15 p.m. - 9:15 p.m. Square Dancing with a "real" caller. No experience necessary. You can learn the basics on the spot! FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. Marvin and the Dogs Union Patio 1:00 p.m. - 2:00 p.m. Student Organization Recruitment Fair Union Patio 2:00 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. More of Marvin and the Dogs 7:30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Movie: "The Blues Brothers" sponsored by PAB Union Cinema - $1.50 A dmission with University I.D. " 9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. Mill Street Foundation - Union Square Sponsored by PAB SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 10:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m. Cartoons in Union Cinema - Free 11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Children's Games - Union Patio Coordinated by the campus Child Care Center 11:00 a .m. - Til ?? Volleyball Tournament 12:00 p.m. - T il ?? Turkey Shoot (Ages 18 and up) Intermediate Turkey Shoot (Ages 13-17) Cornish Hen Shoot (Ages 12 a nd under) Editorial Prestige is game's name Most institutions of higher education seem to have a certain mark of prestige. Prestige is important. Few people would argue with that. There are traits about Parkside, however, that make people think this campus lacks prestige. Parkside is clearly a commuter campus. For this reason, it's all too easy to attend a class and then go home. Students simply aren't involved in anything on campus that aids them in learning more about the school they attend and the people who attend it with them. Taking time to meet new people and get involved is important to the prestige of this campus. It could give this university the sense of camaraderie many people think it cries for. For too long students have used Parkside as a stepping stone to save money, before transferring to a bigger campus. Many fail to see the advantages of Parkside over a large campus like Madison. With the present ratio of f aculty per student at Parkside, students can take ad­vantage of the familiarity between the faculty and students that doesn't exist at a larger campus like Madison. If Parkside as a whole, is to gain its prestigious reputation in the eyes of the students, the students themselves must work to do their best in every way possible. No one else will do it for us. If we allow our educaction to come strictly from a classroom and textbook, it won't amount to much more than memorized facts and theories. Find the time to take an extra step into the world erf ca mpus clubs and organizations. You may not always like the way things are done, but that's the real learning experience. Learning to work with people and doing your best even if i t is difficult. Parkside is a great and prestigious learning institution. Don't give up your chance to be a part of that. Letters to the editor IT'S THE ISRAELIS. SIR. THEY SAY THEY'LL build THEIR SETTLEMENTS ANYWHERE T HEY P \M WELL PL EASE. Dear editor: I do not like to use the term "common sense", since it is basically undefinable and means only what the user wants it to mean. But there are certain basic principles which just cannot be rationally argued against, even if I'm not sure what to call them collectively. There should be a term for such things, if there were, perhaps we would not be witnessing their abandonment today among so many "enlightened" people. A prime example of such a principle is the one which states that we not rush into something without first examining it. Hardly anyone would disagree with this, yet the way many people, in­cluding most in the news media, tend to form their decisions on public issues today suggests that this principle is being forgotten or abandoned. What we now have is an idea that public proposals — treaties, laws, constitutional amendments, etc. — should be judged not by careful analysis of their possible effects but merely by the "symbolism" attached to them. I should point out that this is not just a tendency of "liberals"; "conservatives" often demon­strate this attitude as well. It shows, for instance, in the attitudes of supporters of the Kemp - Roth tax cuts, of measures designed to "restore traditional morality", and of many of th e anti - abortion proposals, to name examples. Still, on balance, I would have to say that those who call themselves liberals are more inclined toward the tendency to judge by "symbolism" alone. For those who still might not get the drift of what I'm saying, let me begin with an example from the recent debate on the nuclear freeze resolution in the House of Representatives. Those who watched the evening news could easily tell which congressmen were getting the most extensive coverage. A typical speech we would see would sound something like this: "My fellow representatives, I have heard many today raising the questions of verifiability, of Russian motivations, of whether or not we're ahead of Russia, and other such things. To me, all of these questions overlook the most important, central point, that is, whether we, and our children, and our children's children, are going to be able to live in peace without the threat of nuclear destruction over their heads. I have two children of my own, and just last week, I was talking with my nine -year - old daughter about what she wanted to be when she grew up, and do you know what she told me, she told me, 'Daddy, I don't know if I'm going to get to grow up. What if we have a nuclear war?' I'm sure many others here who have children have had the same experiences. Please, my fellow representatives, for the sake of our children, we must pass this resolution." That sounds so humanitarian, so thoughtful, doesn't it? Who but the most heartless, unfeeling person could fail to be swayed by such an outpouring of conscience? This was the type of speech given by many congressmen — a nd by so many outside that domain as well. It is very humanitarian. It's also hogwash. I don't care if I'm called heartless for saying so. Because while there are indeed rational cases both for and against a nuclear freeze, this type of speech classifies as neither. It tells us nothing, absolutely nothing, about what actual effects Editor's notes by Pat Hensiak Editor Fear not! There is life after class. Fallfest '82 starts this weekend. Its may not seem a lot like fall (green leaves, warm weather) but it is. Stop at Fallfest and see if there is something that appeals to you. If you are in­terested in clubs and organizations, go to the Student Recruitment Fair on Friday af­ternoon. In this issue of Ranger, Bob Kiesling covered Parkside's award - winning faculty and staff, and the Chancellor's yearly convocation. Tony Rogers fills everyone in on the foreign film festival, which starts next week. Tickers are still available. Don't miss it! If you've been wondering what others have been thinking about the CSA bookstore operation, read Jenny Tunkieicz' story and 'voices in the hall.' Dan Dowhower explains the ins and outs of Peer Support, which is available on campus for everyone. Vince Gigliotti of Campus Security informs the permit holders of their rights as well as responsibilities. Also in this issue, we've added the new crossword section, "Mind Sports." We'll try to run one every week. Also in sports, "Pro Picks" are back. This year instead of giving away a free pitcher of beer (no longer Parkside policy), we will give away a free 'Union' small pizza. Next week we'll start a new series on the majors Parkside offers, how to get the major you desire, and the career op­portunities that go with it. the particular resolutions under consideration will have. What it actually says is "We've got a terrible problem. If you agree that the problem is terrible, you will support anything advocated as a solution to it." That is an utterly fallacious approach. The issue is not whether the problem (in this case, nuclear arms) exists, it is whether the solution advocated will actually solve this problem, make it worse, or create a new problem in its place. It is these questions which should be asked when any public proposal is examined. I am not heartless or anti - idealist, but when I hear speeches like the above I put my heart in the icebox. I really can't stress it strongly enough that this type of approach to public proposals is wrong. It doesn't take any brilliance to see that proposals should be judged by examining their actual possible effects rather than their "symbolism"; I feel almost as if I'm writing a full - page letter just to state that two and two make four. But the fact is that this idea of judging by "symbolism" has become standard practice, par­ticularly in regard to certain proposals which are favored by the media. The treatment of the Equal Rights Amendment was a classic example ; on no other issue I can recall has objective scrutiny been so relegated to the back seat. The calls for a total ban on hand­gun ownership following the Reagan shooting showed a similar disregard for scrutiny. And there are many other examples. I have unfortunately not seen the film Reds yet, but according to many critics, the basic message of the film is that it was John Reed's idealism that was important, even if the solution he thought would lead to his ideal in fact produced something of the opposite. I hope people don't take this as a con­firmation that it's alright to judge proposals primarily on their idealistic symbolism. Such is not true idealism put into practice, it is a corruption of it. I realize I will probably get some snubbing from friends who consider themselves idealists, but that's a chance I'll have to take. I don't want to see true idealism destroyed by this fallacious ap­proach to proposals. There are objective and rational arguments for as well as against all of the proposals mentioned; it is these arguments which should be weighed out against each other, not clouded out by enticing but irrelevant speeches about sym­bolism. I hope that students on both sides of the spectrum will keep this in mind. And I hope that those arguing against what I've said will ac­tually do so — t hat is, defend the idea that proposals should be judged by symbolism rather than by close scrutiny. R. K. Becker 552-9682 Students have authority by Curt Pawlisch Most students are probably unaware that under Wisconsin state law, they have authority to share in the governance of their University institution. Unique to the University of Wisconsin system, this statutory authority allows students to work with administration and faculty to establish policy for their campus. Specifically, Section 36.09 ( 5) of the Wisconsin statutes reads that "... students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services and in­terests." In addition, students ". . . have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student ac­tivities." Clearly, students, through their elected represen­tatives to student government, have been granted a vital role in determining the quality of life for each UW campus. This authority has been in existence since 1974 when the state legislature passed the final piece of merger legislation (what is now Chapter 36 of th e Wisconsin statutes). Merger refers to the unification of the Wisconsin State University system with the University of Wisconsin system which was accomplished with a series of legislative enactments beginning in 1971. A merger committee, composed of regents, university administrative of­ficials, and students, agreed to the language of 36.09 ( 5), one of the most controversial aspects of the final merger bill. Currently, the University system is governed by a 16 -member Board of Regents composed of 14 citizen members who serve 7 - year staggered terms, and two state officials: the State Superintendent of Public Instruction and the President of the Board of Vocational, Technical and Adult Education. The Board selects a President who heads the administration over­seeing the 13 universities, the 14 two - year centers, and the ex­tension service that make up the University system. Essentially, the Board establishes the policy for the UW system, the President administers that policy. The current President is Robert O'Neil. Each University campus is headed by a chancellor who oversees the administration of his institution. The chancellor, who is appointed by the Board of Regents, shares his governing authority with the faculty and with students. The amount of power which students actually posses under 36.09 ( 5) has been a matter of continuing controversy. Since merger, there have been two court cases between students and chancellors, one of which reached the state supreme court. To protect the power of student governments, the United Council of U niversity of Wisconsin Student Governments has been charged with presenting student views to the Board of Regents and to the state legislature. United Council is governed by an Executive Board made of elected members of student governments from 11 of t he 13 UW campuses. The Board members Continued On Page Five ganger Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tammy Shuemate Masood Shafiq Juli Janovicz Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Maureen Burke, Dowhower, Stephen Kovalic, Rick Luehr Tunkieicz RANGER is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. D C6D every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays, IS p.r ir,'ed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA election Grievance filed PSGA Presidential hopefuls talk by 7 .Ipff Jeff Wirlfc Wicks Students had a chance to see and hear the PSGA presidential candidates for this year's elections Monday afternoon when The Ranger sponsored a presidential forum in mid - Main Place. Approximately 100 people attended the event, which was moderated by the Ranger Editor, Ken Meyer. Each of the four candidates made a speech first, with a question session afterward. The first person to speak was Mike Axelson, a write - in candidate. Axelson spoke about the "basic problem" of student apathy, and stressed more student responsibility and awareness in student government. "It is the problem of apathy that I have tried to find a solution to;" he said. "I am aware of the other issues that confront us at Parkside, but I feel that the number one problem is apathy," he said. Next to speak was Jim Kreuser, the incumbant who is running for a second term. Kreuser pointed out major achievements of his past performance as President, including the pad outside the Union being extended and fenced in. "My biggest concern was our biggest tradition, The End," he said. "There was a possibility of limiting it, and this, at least in the short run, will not limit The End." Kreuser also mentioned the first United Council meeting ever held at Parkside in June, and the fact that a new bookstore company was unanimously decided to take over for next fall. "I've been to many University Committees, and I believe all the Faculty Senate meetings, and I have a good rapport with them (faculty), and they are really willing to listen to students' concerns. I'm sorry to say that my colleagues Jim Bearden by Ken Meyer Editor PSGA presidential candidate Phil Pogreba filed an official grievance with the Elections Committee Monday against fellow candidate, current PSGA President Jim Kreuser. The following is the text of Pogreba's grievance letter to the committee: "On Sunday, Feb. 28 at approximately 10:40 p. m. four members of my campaign committee and myself entered the building with the intent to put up posters. As we were unrolling posters and getting organized to put them up a security guard came up to us and said we had to leave the building. While we were putting the posters away the security guard stayed and watched us. While I was in the office putting the posters away the security guard was telling Kathy, one of my campaign committee chairs, that personally he didn't care if we put them up but that 'he' called and that he wanted us out of the building. When asked who 'he' was he replied, Jim Kreuser, who was working in the Union building. He then went on to say that he didn't know much of what was going on in student government but that he knew Jim personally and that Jim had done personal favors for him in the past. "When I returned to school the next day there were posters of Mr. Kreuser's up that hadn't been there the night before. When I got to the PSGA office I learned that Mr. Kreuser had stayed in the building all night. "There are a few questions I would like to ask. First of all, what was Mr. Kreuser's jurisdiction in buildings other than the Union building? What is the policy for university employees showing favoritism for PSGA candidates? How trustworthy is a security guard that performs favors for favors? If a rule exists for one party, does it not apply to another or are some people above the law? "I trust there will be an investigation into this matter so it can be resolved quickly." Pogreba and Kreuser met with Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen Monday to discuss the issue. Pedersen will investigate Pogreba's complaint by talking to Director of Campus Security Ronald Brinkman about the policy concerning students in the building after hours. The campus used to close at midnight on Sundays, but was changed to 10:30 p. m. almost a year ago, Brinkman told Ranger. Signs posted by the doorways give Continued On Page Seven Photo by Masood Shafiq ^ MEYER (far left) moderates forum with the four PSGA presidential candidates (from I. to r Mike Axelson, Jim Kreuser, Loretta Lacy and Phil Pogreba). Pogreba wins presidential poll have not been to any of these," Kreuser said. The third candidate, Loretta Lacy spoke next, saying that if elected, she would address "the issues that concern every student at Parkside, as well as students at every University in Wisconsin." Lacy stated that she would attack the rising tuition and book costs, and oversee the new bookstore's intitial operation. She also stressed the need for a book rental system which she would also seek to be installed on campus. "At the present time, I don't feel that the Parkside Student Government is being run to its fullest capacity. I don't feel the present administration really realizes how much power it has," Lacy said. Lacy also stressed the need for more parking spaces and adequate lighting in the parking lot. The last candidate to speak was Phil Pogreba, who is currently President Pro Tempore of the Senate. "By working with the Senate over the year, I've learned the organizational structure of PSGA and how it works," he said. "The Senate has made great strides this year in making sure that the students' voices are heard on issues that affect them. What I'd like the Senate to do over the next year is strengthen the ground they covered. Get the procedures used to achieve those goals down to an art so that from now on it will be routine," Pogreba said. Pogreba denounced student apathy and said that if elected, he would help to create more "unity among the students". A random survey was conducted Monday concerning the PSGA presidential election concluding today (Thursday). Seventy - five students (38 female and 37 male) were randomly selected and asked the following question: "I'm taking an independent survey or poll — out of the four students running for PSGA president, which are you planning to vote for?" Phil Pogreba received 34 vot es, Jim Kreuser 20, Loretta Lacy 17 and Mike Axelson four. Out of the students asked, 35 attended the presidential forum held Monday afternoon and 40 did not. Students who answered that they did not intend to vote were not included in the survey. Remember that this was only a random survey, thus the results were not scientificaly derived. The renewal criteria: Nonrenewal decision discussed by Ken Meyer Editor On March 4 the PSGA Senate heard information about Sociology instructor Jim Bearden's nonrenewal of contract from a student representing a student group protesting the nonrenewal decision. A group of about 12 students have been working for the past few weeks trying to bring the issue out in the open, hoping for support to reverse the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The group of students have collected over 200 signatures on a petition and held a rally yesterday in support of Bearden. Sue Larsen, Vice - President of the Sociology Club, addressed the Senate last week, saying "We're doing as much as we can and support from the student government would be more than welcome." This was the first time the issue was brought up to the Senate, so no action was taken. PSGA Senator Mike Pfaffl said, "I think that as representatives of the students at Parkside, we have an important stake here. Myself, I feel if certain people and ideas are kept off an organization on campus, it will affect many other students." Larsen read to the Senate a letter Bearden received from Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner stating the reasons for the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The nonrenewal decision came from the Executive Committee of the Behavorial Science Division, made up of senior faculty members within the division. Ratner's letter, dated Feb. 18, stated: "The reason for this recommendation has to do with Mr. Bearden's record and program of research and scholarly activity. The committee was not satisfied with Mr. Bearden's progress in producing the quality research expected of a faculty member in his discipline." "Mr. Bearden's teaching activities were evaluated as good and were not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation. His service activities were seen as adequate to date and were also not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation." "On balance, the Committee was unable to give Mr. Bearden an endorsement of the kind that would warrant a positive recommendation for contract renewal." JIM BEARDEN Larsen said, "Nonrenewal of a contract is very rarely done on this campus — even more rare when it's a new faculty member like Jim Bearden, who has only been here a year and a half." Larsen called the committee's decision on the basis of inadequate research "pretty rediculous because of the fact that he's been here a year and a half and just finished his Ph.D. No one . . . can publish a book while working on their dissertation." Continued On Page Two The following is the criteria for renewal of faculty appointments and granting tenure, according to UWPF 6.07. Faculty appointments may be granted only upon the recommendation of the executive committee of an academic division and the chancellor. An academic division executive committee shall forward its recommendations for certain appointments or promotions directly to the Personnel Review Committee. Criteria: (a) The decision regarding a recommendation to renew an appointment or to make a tenure appointment shall be based primarily on a faculty member's contribuion in the areas of teaching, creative activity, and service. Special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. At the academic division level, programmatic considerations Shall also be taken into consideration. Every recommendation for renewal or granting of tenure shall be accompanied by a statement setting forth the evaluations in each area on which the recommendation is based. (b) Teaching Definition — Teaching includes any activity related to course development, course presentation, course related interaction with students, evaluation of student progress, tutoring, advising, and to other learning services required by students. Evaluation — The source of information regarding the quality of teaching shall be student course evaluations conducted each fall and spring semester. A faculty member shall be afforded opportunity to present other evidence regarding teaching quality such as reading lists, course outlines, innovations, samples of student work, reports of colleague observers, participation in teaching improvement workshops, video tapes of presentations, and impact on former students. Evidence from all of the above sources shall be considered in the evaluation of teaching quality. (b) Creative Activity Definition — Creative activity consists of contributions by an individual in the forms or media typical of his discipline, art or profession, and which are available for critical evaluation by his / her peers within his / her discipline, art or profession. Contributions include, but are not limited to, books, monographs, articles, reviews and conference papers; works of art, concert performances, dramatic performances and literary works; and research reports and design proposals. Contributions in the process of preparation may be considered as evidence of creative activity. Evaluation — Quality shall be considered more important than quantity in the evaluation of creative activity. There should be evidence of sustained creative activity. (d) Service Definition •— Service consists of contributions to the affairs of the University, community, and profession. University service includes contributions to the governance, administration and operation (but excluding teaching) of UW Parkside or the UW System; community service includes only those contributions in which the faculty member represents UW Parkside or his profession; and professional service includes contributions to the administration, governance and operation of professional organizations. Evaluation — Evaluation of service shall be based on an assessment of the overall quality of the record of service. Contributions in all three areas of service shall not be required. (e) Programmatic considerations include an assessment of the present and future needs of an academic program, and the relative importance to the program of the faculty member under review. (f) The relative importance of the criteria of teaching, creative activity, and service, and programmatic considerations, shall be judged by the faculties of the academic divisions, except that special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. 2 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Editorial VSOOOO! «OC«COCOCCOOOOOCCOOOOOOOOeOOOOO©OOS' Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. oocccooocwcoccoooccaaccosceoccooccososccooocoos Forum s uccessful, el ection d isgraced The forum of PSGA presidential candidates Monday, sponsored by Ranger, was a success — t he attendance was at least 125. That doesn't sound like much, but considering student interest in past PSGA elections this qualifies as a success. V oter turnout (last year was 12 percent) should also be improved. This year's presidential election has drawn much attention and has turned into a bitter, hard - fought campaign. Not only has a grievance been filed with the Elections Committee, but rumors have been rampant, candidate behavior questionable and elections posters vandalized. The destruction of election posters was common this election and the childish vandals are a blemish on the university. Maybe they don't know the severity of the punishment (a few years ago a student was placed on disciplinary probation and barred from involvement in any student organization) or maybe they just don't care. But whatever the reason, those responsible should remember they are now in college and should act their age. Reagan succeeds where others have failed by Chuck Ostrowski Despite my ardent opposition to the programs and policies of President Reagan, I must admit that he's succeeded immeasurably where other presidents have failed. No president has singly caused the political rejunivation of this country the way Ronald Reagan has. Of course, he's done it not through positive and idealistic initiatives the way President Kennedy tried, but through conservative fanaticism that has profited the small minority at the top of the economic and social ladder while tyrannizing the large majority in the middle and at the bottom. His many policies, represented by James Watt's environmental "initiatives" and Secretary Haig's and Weinberger's right - wing ideological bullshit, to Attorney General Smith's non - prosecution of conglomerate mergers and prosecution of non - registered 18 year-olds, has triggered something! Grassroot campaigns representing wide - ranging interests, including women's suffrage, nuclear power, disarmament, the environment, the arts, and education have emerged everywhere. Never before has the President's power to inflict pain, discomfort, and anger; and pleasure, comfort, and happiness been apparent. Usually the Chief Executive has used the office to promote the betterment of life for all citizens, not just the few who directly control him. And the strange thing about that is President Reagan putting this policy of helping the "poor rich guys" in the center of his economic programs and social policies. He not only believes in supporting the wealthy, he's incredibly brash enough to do it openly — and as the cornerstone of his "economic revitalization program" (whatever that means) no less! This could mean two things. One, that President Reagan considers himself a one - term office holder, and thus has decided to go for broke and not bend to prevailing pressures; or two, that President Reagan considers himself a two - term office holder and is incredibly out - of - touch with the electorate. If the former, only God can help us. If the latter, he's in for quite a shock come. November. Why God could only help us is pretty much self - explanatory. The results of an all - out push by the President of the United States, -and especially this one, would be devestating. Not only would it, as we have seen by some of Reagan's recent initiatives, push back civil rights gains several decades and make equal treatment of women through legislation non - existant, it also would cause irreparable damage to the environment, a further widening between economic classes, and a general attitude on the part of government favoring bootstraps over any real, meaningful social and employment programs. But if, on the other hand, Reagan considers himself a two - term president, why is he acting like Karl Marx's alterego? Surely he can't believe alienation of millions of people constitutes support? In theory, alienation means non r s upport! There is a third explanation for President Reagan's actions. He could be just as sincere and level - headed as he appears. Maybe he does actually believe that, yes, the betterment of all would be best advanced through economic programs benefiting the rich and advantaged. Maybe we should look closer at the economic costs of pollution - control systems. Maybe rehabilitation of housing, funding of mass - transit, and availability of day - care facilities should be left to the private sector. Any maybe every college student would be better served if government funding were cut - off, and we spent seven years studying for a bachelors degree instead of four. Maybe this is the right way to go. But then again, maybe not. Bearden contract not renewed Continued From Page One Larsen said the committee didn't do justice when it said his teaching abilities were evaluated as good. "They were excellent," said Larsen, who has gone through student evaluations of Bearden's teaching. Larsen also sat on the search and screen committee that brought Bearden to Parkside and had a full vote in the committee's actions. - There have been many rumors circulating since the nonrenewal PUSHING THE ATOMIC CLOCK FORWARD Coach Stephens has done great job Dear Editor: Last evening, your UWParkside Rangers lost a Men's Basketball NAIA Playoff game to a strong UW-Eau Claire team. UW-Parkside suffered another major loss last night. The Parkside - Eau Claire game marked the end of Steve Stephens' most successful coaching career at your school. All of us involved in athletics at Lakeland College are sorry to see him go. Steve has been with your basketball program since its inception and our Lakeland Muskies have competed with his Rangers, often unsuccessfully, each and every year. I would like to make a few comments about your Coach Stephens. Steve Stephens has built a basketball program from scratch and has given Parkside teams which have gained respect throughout the United States. His teams have always been highly competitive and extremely well - coached. They were sound fundamentally, played excellent defense, rebounded with authority, and were poised. The Stephens - coached Rangers played hard but clean basketball and never seemed to quit regardless of the score. Coach Stephens is a GENTLEMAN on and off the court. He has earned tremendous respect from knowledgable basketball leaders throughout the nation and the multitude of special honors that his peers have bestowed upon this outstanding athletic leader speak well of Steve Stephens the MAN, and Steve Stephens the COACH. Parkside has been most fortunate to have Coach Stephens in charge of the Men's Basketball Program. His act will be most difficult to follow. I am hopeful that the UWParkside administration, faculty, students, and alumni realize what a great job Steve has done in giving your school a truly "class" basketball operation. Sincerely, Duane A. Woltzen Basketball Coach Lakeland College Student evaluations are underrated To the Editor: I am extremely concerned about the new attitude towards University students. The new trend in administration throughout, the University sytem seems to be to underrate students' evaluative talents. Students' evaluation of their professors have become a detriment to the good professors. If an inept professor receives poor teaching scores from his students, the professor simply tells the powers that be that his/her students don't truly want to learn. The professor sometimes even believes this nonsense, and the administration seems to believe it. Let's face the facts at Parkside. Students at Parkside want to learn, and they are capable of evaluating the people who teach them. First, forty percent (40%) of the students at Parkside are "non - traditional" students. These adult students do not participate in "popularity votes." Secondly, the students who attend Parkside are not sent here by wealthy mommas and poppas. Parkside students want a good education from good professors so that they can survive in today's NRA responds to super-bullet cartoon world. In my classes at Parkside, I have encountered people who work forty hours and go to school full time. I have met older women (with children) taking 15 to 18 credits. And, I know students studying hard to become the first college graduated family member. These persons are not here to be entertained. We are here to be taught by capable individuals. And, if the administration receives a favorable evaluation of a professor, you may be sure that the professor has NOT entertained, she/he has taught, and taught well. Dana Goetz recommendation was made, said Larsen, One prevalent rumor was that a certain senior faculty member felt that the committee was pressured into hiring Bearden by the junior faculty members. "I know for a fact that this certain professor voted for Jim Bearden from the beginning with no pressure and the junior faculty was split in the decision to hire him," said Larsen. Bearden is requesting a review of the nonrenewal decision. To the Editor: I am writing in response to a cartoon recently appearing in the Ranger. On Thursday, February 11, 198 2 your paper ran a cartoon on page two, projecting a satirical and incorrect view of a new firearms product recently put on the market connecting it to the National Rifle Association. These so - c alled super bullets actually do have great destructive power, but in no way does the NRA approve of their sale, use or production. The NRA is not a sales promotion group, but an organization of U.S. citizens who reserve the constitutional right to possess arms. This cartoon may not seem like a vital issue until you consider the growing anti - gun movement in this country. After the example Morton Grove set less than 100 miles from here, I dislike the NRA receiving this type of undeserved negative publicity. I wrote this letter to express the views of NRA members who are students here at Parkside, and myself. I hope this Students not apathetic letter will be taken as an attem to clarify the actual statement ti cartoon made. Thank yo Brian Schuet Dear Editor: An important part of the semester is now upon us. It is the time when many students are involved in their courses (possibly as a result of mid-terms) to the extent that there is little time for extracurricular activities. Even when certain events are scheduled such as the Winter Carnival, many of us cannot participate in them because of the enormous amount of study required to prepare for tests. The March 4 letter, "Winter Carnival Marred" (Jack Kemper) is an example of what I am talking about. But there is still hope for those among us who have refused to be beaten! During the recent election campaign, the reference was made that the student populace had become athathetic and disinterested in the workings of this institution. To this I say, BULL!!! Never before have I seen such interest in any PSGA election (maybe because of such comments). Believe it or not Mr. Politician, WE ARE ALIVE! And one more thing, we'll be watching to see whether apathy sets in among the PSGA during the next term! Rick Reimer Club Events Computer Club The Parkside Computer Club will be holding weekly meetings for the planning of the Computer Fair. These meetings will be held every Monday in Moln D137 at 1 p.m. We would also like to remind members that elections for club officers are scheduled for the April 5 meeting. Members interested in running for office should announce their intentions at the March 29 meeting. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE had their first initiation last Friday as a reactivated chapter. Some 35 students were initiated into this professional organization. Also present were several members of the Racine and Kenosha Sales and Marketing Executive Board, including Dr. Art Dudycha, chairman of the Parkside business division. PSE meetings are held every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. At the March 31 meeting, Verna Zimmerman will give a talk on the services offered by the Alumni and Placement Office. PSE is open to all interested students. Meeting places will be posted every Wednesday along the concourse. Women in Business What does Women in Business have that would interest you??? Aerobic dance class every Monday and Wednesday from 1-2 p.m., in the wrestling room in the P.E. building. The Very Special Arts Festival for handicapped children will be on March 16. Volunteers are still needed. Call Kathy Kexel at 553- 2278 if interested. Plus, the variety of workshops and seminars which follow: March 17 — American Businesswomen's Association will be holding its monthly meeting in Gurnee, 111. March 22 — A workshop by Margaret Rdzak will be held from 5:15-6:15 p.m. March 27 — Womanhostel meeting in Lake Geneva. April 3 — Phi Gamma Nu Regional meeting in Bloomington. A luncheon will be served in addition to a number of workshops and seminars. Data Processing The Parkside Data Processing Club will hold a meeting on March 29 at 6:30 p.m. in Union 207. Ron Over son will talk on the Job Control Language. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served following the meeting. Geology Colloquium "The Fourteen Fallacies of Uniformitarianism," will be presented by Dr. James H. Shea, of the Earth Science Program at Parkside. The colloquium will be held on Friday, March 12, at 1 p.m. in Grnq. 113. Hispana American The Hispano American Club will hold a meeting on the first Tuesday after Break, in Union 204 at 2 p.m. We need participation. Wind & Sail 230 S. Main Racine Preppy Deck Shoe Special •35.95 With This Ad CSA bookstore bid accepted by Pat Hensiak News Editor The Bookstore Committee has given a unanimous vote to accept the bid on the bookstore contract made by College Stores Associates (CSA). The decision was made after a report from Tom Moore and Nick Burckel, who made a trip to Boston to see how other CSA operations are run. Follett, Inc., which currently operates the bookstore, did not place a bid and will soon leave campus. "My overall impression of CSA," said Moore, chairman of the Bookstore Committee, "is that they are a very aggressive and remarkably fast growing company. If you have any extra money, and if they are public, I would suggest going to invest in them. I think in the short run, CSA will provide significant and better service than we are getting now." Records show that CSA has been successful in retaining the required number of texts and obtaining the books on time. The university has been assured of not having to pay for any incompetence on the part of CSA. Flexibility could be low on contractual matters. CSA has offered Parkside 2.5% of gross sales, or a minimum of $16,000. That means the university will be getting less than it currently is. Records also show that CSA offers 7% to 7.5% to many of the other campuses. There are plans being made to have a full - time staff of four or five people, but the salary for the manager will be $16,000. The chances for good, competent managers are good right now, because promotion opportunities will hold them. The committee was concerned about what would happen when advancement stops and this fast - growing company begins to slow down. Unfortunately, there is no way of telling. The layout and attractiveness of the bookstore will be changing too. The main floor on Level 1 will probably be used for trade books and soft goods. It would be turned into somewhat of a little store. Moore reported that all of the CSA stores had a very attractive soft goods area. There is also a remarkable amount of merchandise in comparison to what there is now. Textbooks will be sold out of an outlet in the basement. During the rush period, students will simply hand in their class lists and a runner will retrieve their books. When the rush period is over, the basement outlet will be opened up. The reason for this system of order and retrieve is for efficiency and probably a cutback in the amount of theft that takes place. There will also be a definite cutdown in confusion. Three things that the Bookstore Committee didn't agree with were not being able to see a text before you buy it, the request for possible work study students, and the clause in the contract that states a surcharge can be negotiated. It was agreed that most students like to see the texts before they purchase them, if for no other reason than simply to see the context of the book. If the book purchasing area were off limits during the rush period, a student would not be able to do this. A suggestion was made to have one copy of every book being used, either on display within the store, or having all of the books available on reserve in the library. Work study students were also requested from CSA. It was agreed that if working in the bookstore actually did offer Continued On Page Seven University Budget released by Pat Hensiak News Editor The 1982-83 university budget has been released by the Parkside administration. Through the Retrenchment Program (money cut from the budget to make up for the state mandated budget cuts) there was money reallocated and actually put back into the system. The Retrenchment / Reallocation process began this year and enabled the campus to add money to certain areas with need. The Vice Chancellor and Assistant Chancellors met with their directors / chairpersons earlier this year to identify areas needing supplemental dollars. Significant additions were made to adjunct faculty, student help, limited - term employees, supply and expense budgets in some academic divisions. A special base allocation of $50,000 was made to the library for books and periodicals. The periodical subscription list may still have to be cut, since rates are rising so fast. As required by federal audit, money was added to financial aids for a computer service contract for the NDSL Loan Program. Money was added to the publications area to cover higher costs and some administrative areas received added supply and expense money. The Academic Area was granted an $89,529 b udget with a savings of $73,645 i n the Retrenchment program. Athletics was cut $65,000 b y 2.5 positions. In the Administrative and the Physical Plant area, there is a $63,412 budget with a $48,658 savings in the Retrenchment Program. The Chancellor was granted $73,289 budget for supply and expenses and publications such as course schedules, discipline guides and advertising. Educational Services was granted a base allocation of $8,997 with $64,589 saved through the Retrenchment Program. Chancellor Alan Guskin feels that the campus is in a good position to absorb a moderate cut without affecting essential operations. He feels that we do not have to expect a large cut and that any general cut would be offset by an enrollment funding increase. COMPUTER CENTER INFORMATION SESSIONS The Computer Center has scheduled three information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use UW - Parkside's Instructional and Research Timesharing System (PIRTS) or the IBM academic computing system. The main idea behind the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager, Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The sessions will be held in the MOLN - ill faculty lounge on: Tuesday, March 23, 10-11 am Wednesday, April 14, 1-2 pm Monday, May 3, 4-5 pm Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. How a sophomore at U.W. Parkside can graduate an Army officer. During the next 2 years, while 9 99^9^ if 1 you're earning your chosen degree, you can also prepare for an officer's commission in the United States Army. You start right now. By applying m '-J#? for 6 weeks of ROTC summer school J It: • llii at Fort Knox, Ky. With pay (over •= 1;... ... . .J;;:£> $500). Your average summer school isn't exactly what we have in mind, however. Because we'll be packing your mind and body with the 2 years of ROTC leadership training you've missed. ' Vv f < V- ff* "" Do well and you can qualify for advanced Army ROTC courses and nearly $2000 worth of financial aid during your junior and senior years. And graduate as an officer in the active Army or Reserves. Apply by April 1. ARMY ROTC. LEARN WHAT IJ TAKES TO LEAD. At U.W.P. Call: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette Uv. A. ROTC | Call Collect 1/224-7229/7915 4 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Wally Cleaver rocks Union by Joe Kimm The Union was pulsating with over 400 q uivering people as the Wally Cleaver band hit the stage. Armed with an arsenal of post - metal pop and new wave, the dual - axed quintet put the dance floor in orbit for three hours of power pop frenzy. Bringing with them a mob following of leopard skin tights and multi - colored hair - dos, the Racine - based Cleaver re - defined the word fun as the crowd pogoed and frugged their way into the night. It is a familiar story, of three boys growing up on the north side of Racine, putting a high school band together to earn some cash playing Holiday Inns and junior high school dances. Gary, Grant and Greg went their separate ways after minor qualms about how the music should be played. After five years of individually unsuccessful attempts to cut their path to local recognition in many rock bands, they reunited to form Wally Cleaver, bringing together a wealth of playing experience and musical notes. After recruiting two boys from the Wind Point band "Trix", they decided to forego the heavy metal scheme that other local bands were after and decided to do something lighter, something easier to dance to, and something that still sounded modern and innovative like the new stuff that was coming out. So they compiled the definitive songlist that included songs like Starry Eyes by the Records, 867-5309 by Tommy Tutone, and What She Does To Me by the Producers as well as old standards like I Saw Her Standing There by the Beatles, No Matter What by Badfinger and Let's Spend the Night Together by the Rolling Stones. Added were some originals, My Secrets, Cleaver Shuffle, and Shara to name a few and after a few solid months of rehearsals in the basement, they wee ready to tackle the world. What they did was enter and win last year's Palms Rock Showcase. Palms, as you know, (Electric Ballroom to you old timers), is the biggest rock club in Milwaukee on the north side. It books regional and national acts for its fervent patronage and has a capacity for about 800 people and infinitely more drinks. Well, the Cleavers won that contest and the first thing they knew they were playing in front of 10,000 pe ople on Wells Street in Milwaukee as part of t he Radio Doctors Street Festival. The other thing was that they got a chance to record a track on an album put out by another Milwaukee night club, the Fantasy's to further escalate their snowball start. Well, the story continues and they hired Total Concepts Management and Climax Entertainment to take care of the business and of the deal so they could concentrate more on music. With them they did some gigs in Minneapolis and St. Paul, as well as some clubs around southeastern Wisconsin like City Slick in Lake Geneva. Everywhere they went they took on an easy acceptance. Perhaps it was their punchy sound, or maybe it was their visual appeal, but the Cleavers looked pretty comical, caught on quickly on stage actually, sort of like something you'd see on Three Stooges. Simply bouncing around the stage bumping into each other, and careening off to the left and to the right, they were an immediate smash. Now let's meet the band. Steve, Leger, that's Billy Budd up there singing into the microphone, shaking his blond hair and winking at the girls. He's the lead singer. He's talking about Grant, who's playing a Flying V t o your right, that ear splitting grin underlining his curly mop. Off in the other corner, Gary's playing tough guy with his Stratocaster, acting like a jock, while Curt is bouncing like a rubber ball in the middle somewhere with his big bass guitar. Greg the drummer is trying to get into the act but he has WALLY CLEAVER played last Friday Square. no risers for his kit so he jumps up and down in between measures, waving his stick in the air. There they go, twirled up in the air, caught just in time by an outstretched hand, and bam, crash, right on the down beat. The crowd goes wild. Okay, so I had a couple of beers when I walked into the place and eventually even made my way onto the dance floor and shook my protoplasm with the female gender right up there by the stage monitors. But the point is, when I went backstage during the break to talk to them, they were actually singing in two part harmony getting ready for their next! muro »y r viarK b anaers night in the Union 'Treshmen wait for the weekend to have a Michelob. Seniors know better" During a break! These guys really like playing! I have to hand it to them. Although there were other bands like Britins, The Booze Brothers, and BadBoy at the Union who were more experienced and drew a bigger crowd, I really liked these guys and hope they build on their act to start that snowball toward bigger markets. They've got youth, vigor, and stamina to hang in there, so we might be hearing more about them in the near future. The PAB has them booked for THE END on May 22, so you might have a chance to look them over on the outdoor stage in the back of the Union. You'll be hearing more about that later on in April. So Wally Cleaver's the band of the hour. They're from Racine, so here's your chance to get in on the bandwagon and say I saw these guys when they were just starting out. And they're from your hometown so let's root for them (those of you from K town have the Britins but they're already plateaued so we'll let you switch over, come on.) Give me a W Arts festival for handicapped More than 1,200 handicapped young people five to 21 years old will participate in the third Racine / Kenosha Very Special Arts Festival on Tuesday, March 16, at Parkside. The program offers the young people hands-on workshop experience, performances and exhibits involving both the fine and performing arts. About 80 artists, performers and craftsmen from the Kenosha / Racine area will be involved. A number of volunteers from student and community organizations also will assist with the program. The handicapped youths will come from the Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts and the Western Complex Schools of Racine County. They include mentally handicapped, hearing impaired, vision impaired, orthopedically handicapped, learning disabled, behavioral disabled and those with chronic disease. The festival is organized by t he Very Special Arts Festival Committee, an organization of educators and other interested community residents, and is funded by individuals and businesses in Racine and Kenosha. Co-directors are Eadie Koch of th e Racine Unified School System and Buddy Couvion of Parkside. The festival will run from 9:45 a.m. to 1:15 p.m. on the concourse level of Parkside's academic complex. ' In conjunction with the festival, an art show of work by handicapped young people is on display in the Parkside Comm. Arts Gallery March 8 through 19. Kathleen Kexel, public relations and promotion chairman for the event, said additional volunteers are needed and can get additional information by calling Koch or Couvion. Put a tittle weekend in your week. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658*3553 Dead Men could be funnv Burned Up by Dick Oberbruner HO * r\ « * " Yep, it's going to be a good long wait for the premiere of Steve Martin's new movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." At the time the supplement came out, in a recent Ranger, the due date of May 21 was three months away! (Check the Guinness Book for the record on the longest length of time between earliest promotion material distributed and a film's debut.) Since the semester will be ending at this time there won't be a Ranger for anyone to read. So I'll do it now. Judging by the supplement, "Dead Men" should be pretty funny. Martin's acting will probably reflect his past style, but look for fresh new differences. With "Pennies From Heaven," his most recent film, Martin has shown quite a change from his "Jerk" appearance. There's some funny stuff in that supplement. The picture of Ma rtin choking the Nazi is funny. I bet the whole scene is. But maybe not. The pallid look on his face answering the telephone is equally amusing. I wonder it if has anything to do with the movie? And the "Detecto - Vision" it is allegedly filmed in is something. I don't know what, but I'll find out if I have the money to watch it. Carl Reiner is a veteran comedy writer. He, Martin and another guy, George Gipe, wrote the screenplay. Directed by Reiner, "Dead Men" is well - conceived. Anybody who can make a two - hour movie deserves some credit. You know, E for effort. Well, that's my review, sort of a "Sneak Preview" from the supplement. But how else could I put it? (Right — not at all, but that's no fun!) Now what? Should we like it already because of the funny supplement? Do the makers of the film, Universal City Studios, want US to prepare for the coming attraction, giving us enough time in 0 do so? Maybe we should start reading Dick Tracy comic books under a magnifying glass, or be listening to the radio n?r . Ellery Queen Minute Mysteries. Whatever the motive, don t you think three months is a bit premature to ingrain something of average interest upon our memories? It seems odd that a lot of things of more importance could, and will, happen within this time span we could get 30 inches of sno w, there s finals to cram for, some of us will graduate, some might get married, theater ticket prices could go up — and this Hollywood film studio wants us to remember to see their product. Unless you've hung the supplement on your wall, and showed it to all your friends outside of school, the excitement created by this early hype should pass by quickly. But watch for an advertised wave of "Detectomania" these next couple of months. No one I've heard has said they're going to see it, which is the exception rather than the rule for a new movie starring a celebrity. And why worry? Do you know what your plans are that weekend? "Hey Dick, let's go see the Steve Martin flick." "O.K. Call me in Portland." I think Steve Martin is funny, but I can't afford to spend the month of A pril sitting on the edge of my s eat. There's a theater near me but this particular movie won't be coming soon. I have enough time to find a date, work in the Peace Corps and make it back for the cartoon. Meantime, this supplement lies as another piece of garbage for the janitors to pick up. This is truly a movie to wait for. We have no choice. SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPMH AMD AWAftM FAST. WHOUSt CfKMAVMQ BCAVICE TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS SPORTS • BAOOKS • CONVEftSf • TIGER • 9FOT-BULT • NKC •BAUCONY • PUMA • SPALDING • PONY • NEW BALANCE MON.-FM. IfeOB AJi. • IM PM. SAT. 1MOAM.-MOPM. CLOSED SUNDAYS A HOUOAVS The Active AtNetes One Stop 694-9206 KM MM ft. THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. Miller times sew ""jliose college k<ds thfak they're so Smart. Veah, but onlu we know if the light's on in here: , Belushi will be missed by Carol Burns It doesn't seem fair. It happened again. Another light went out. What's going on? Why are talented people dying off? It all goes so fast. They give us what they can and then they're gone. There's got to be a reason for this. Perhaps our younger generation was never meant to suffer through the hell of war. Then we won't have to look to .generals with medals to play the heroes. Our heroes will simply be the people who helped us escape for a little while. Far from being martyrs, they will just be personalities with a little something extra — a person that might have been a classmate, fellow worker, ttr* • JOHN BELUSHI 1949-1982 or best friend. We need somebody to lighten our load every once in a while. It makes everything so much easier. But often we don't realize how much someone reached us until they're gone. And once they die,, they move a generation away. We feel bad about it: we feel cheated. It's not fair. Life's not fair. Can't some people stay around just a little longer for us to enjoy? Is that too much to ask? Probably. At any rate, the sudden death of a young, talented entertainer has got to make a lot of people wonder about life. Everybody tries to figure it out at one time or another. The answer is always just beyond our grasp. And now . . . Killer Bees will never be the same. Here's to you, John Belushi. Private Lessons" done well by Rick Luehr "Private Lessons" is the enbodiment of a very common male fantasy, that is, being seduced by a beautiful older woman. The plot concerns Philly, a fifteen year old boy who, like most boys his age is preoccupied with adolescent thoughts of girls and sex. Philly's father goes out of town on business, leaving Philly in the care of the new housekeeper, Nicole Mallow. Philly begins hiding outside Miss Mallow's window, hoping to catch a glimpse of her in the nude. One night Nicole sees him, and to Philly's surprise she asks him to come in and watch her undress. Not believing his eyes or ears, Philly agrees. However, when Nicole asks him if he would like to stay the night, his teenage nervousness gets the best of him, and he leaves. From that point on, Nicole seems intent on seducing Philly. The plot is not simply about the sexual initiation of a teenage boy, as there is a twist in the plot that involves the chauffer, a slimy creep named Lester. "Private Lessons" is not what you consider great art. There is really nothing spectacular about it, but it is very funny. The screenplay by Dan Greenburg, based on his book, "Philly," is very insightful and understanding towards the feelings of young teenage boys. Philly's character is very well defined, and had a realistic sense about it. Audiences will believe that he is a real person, not just a film character. Eric Brown gives a very good performance in this role. You can feel his nervousness and share it, especially in the scene where he watches Nicole undress. Sylvia Kristel, who received international exposure (no pun intended) in the French erotic classic "Emmanualle," is the type of woman that I'm sure most young men would not mind losing their virginity with. As Lester, the blackmailing chauffer, Howard Hesseman is very different from his Dr. Johnny Fever character on "WKRP." In fact, he makes a very convincing villian. The supporting cast is adequate. A standout is Peter Elbling in a small role as a snotty, pseudo - French waiter. All in all, "Private Lessons" is a warm, funny, and perceptive movie that is well worth your time. I recommend that you see it — you may learn something. ©1981 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5V*% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance Is $500.00 er Mere! WE'RE MERE TO HELP YOU 6R0WI 6 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Sports S potlight Walking in rhythm with Jim Heiring by Steve Brunner The abstract sport of "race - walking" has finally landed in the United States. The once thought of bizarre track event is finally being fed to the American public after being starved by the media for so long. Much of the new media hype is reflected on former Parkside race walker, Jim Heiring. He has broken world indoor records for race walking at distances of 1500 meters, 1 mile, and 2 miles this winter. "Race walking is finally getting exposure. It is getting some overdue recognition and it is being seen as a sport for athletes, not 'participants'," said Heiring. The tall, slender athlete has established himself as America's premier walker. In May of last year he won the national 20 kilometer (12.4 miles) championship. In addition to his three world records during this year's indoor season, he has gone unRangers finish 7th by Patty DeLuisa Parkside's men's track team scored 38 points to finish seventh in UWM's John Tierny Invitational Saturday. Eleven teams competed. Miler Dan Stublaski, who is improving weekly, placed second with a time of 4:19.2. Coach Lucian Rosa, impressed by Stublaski's progress, commented that Dan ran a "good race." Mark Witherspoon sprinted to two high - scoring places as he won the 60 yard dash in 6.5 seconds and finished fourth in the 300 yard run with a clocking of 32.4 seconds. John Anderson cleared 14' 0", placing third in the pole vault. Glenn Schultz also participated in the meet, running well in the two - mile. The Ranger men will travel to Oshkosh this Friday to take on Oshkosh, Stout, and Stevens Point. Coach Rosa seemed optimistic about a new recruit, Dwight Cooper, who will run the 440 and compete in the long jump. District squad announced High scoring Eau Claire guard Tony Carr will head the 1981-82 NAIA District 14 all - district squad, announced Wayne Dannehl last week. Carr, a 6-3 senior from Beloit (Memorial), is averaging 25.7 points a game and led his team into the district title game at Stevens Point last Wednesday night. Also on the team from Eau Claire are 6-9 senior center Bob Coenen and 6-7 senior forward Rich DiBenedetto. WSUC cochampion and district finalist Stevens Point placed 6-4 junior forward John Mack on the team and had the district coach of the year in Dick Bennett. Parkside, which lost 86-80 to Eau Claire in the district semi - finals, was represented on the squad by 5-11 sophomore guard Charles Perry and 6-10 1/2 junior center Wilbert Webb. Lakeland, which lost to Stevens Point in semi - final action, had 6-4 senior forward Ken Depies on the honor squad. Stout's Craig Summers, a 6-3 senior guard, also made the team, as did 6-3 junior forward Jeff Payton of River Falls and 6-3 junior guard Jeff Brezovar of the Milwaukee School of Engineering. Ranger Needs Sports Writers defeated, capturing titles in such prestigious meets as the Millrose Games and the TAC national indoor championships. Yet, the 1980 Olympian said, "The indoor records are great to have, but what I'm really aiming for is to defend my 20K title outdoors." The road being paved by Heiring started in his junior year in high school. "I first competed in Junior Olympics and did well. Mike DeWitt, who was a walker at Parkside at the time, helped me quite a bit. So I started with all positive influences, which encouraged me to keep walking." The promise continued to college where Heiring became a ten time all-American in walking events at two miles (indoors) and 10,000 meters (outdoors). Preceding his graduation in 1977 from Parkside, he had a bout with the California life style, training and working in Los Angeles. After the "imaginary" 1980 Olympics for U.S. athletes, the Kenosha native returned home to train. His daily regime the past two years has consisted of: a 30 minute run in the morning; an RACE WALKER JIM HEIRING eight hour work day ; then a speed limited and I had a hard time or long distance workout walking training 100% because of work," at night. "My time was very explained the bearded athlete. However, this routine has just changed as of March l. Heiring will be blazing trails in the Rocky Mountains at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. He will be devoting all his efforts preparing for the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. "My goal is for a medal at 20K." The last American to win a medal in any Olympic walking event for the U.S. was Larry Young at 50K in Munich in 1972. No American has ever won a medal at 20K. Heiring said the key to a good racer is technique. If one can establish a fluid stride, such as he has, without breaking the rules of having one foot on the ground at all times and keeping the knees locked, times will improve with the addition of speed work. "I was tested biochemically last year at the Olympic Training Center and found that my pure potential for a 20K race walk is 1 hour and 22 minutes. That's the level I must be on if I'm to shoot for a medal." The way things have been going for Heiring this season, the odds of an American winning an Olympic medal at 20K in Los Angeles in 1984 a re looking real fine. After a real fascinating lecture... study the real taste of beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon ©1982 Pabst Brewing Company. Milwaukee. Wisconsin Rangers finish seventeenth in Forest Grove by Tammv yShuematP ate The Parkside wrestling team concluded their season last week at the NAIA National Tournament held in Forest Grove, Oregon. Parkside placed 17th out of the 78 teams that participated. Top rankers for Parkside were Dan Winter at 134 and Mike Muckerheide at 150, who both placed seventh in their respective weight classes. Winter, still bothered by a broken nose suffered during the NCAA, II National Tournament, defeated his opponent, Tim Martin of Wilamette College, by an 8-7 decision. In his second match, he decisioned Lynn Plumley of Southwest Minnesota 9-7. Tony Algiers of Eau Claire Pogreba files grievance Continued From Page One midnight as the closing time. Brinkman explained that they haven't gotten around to changing the signs yet. Brinkman also said that Kreuser, who is a manager in the Union, has no jurisdiction to have anybody kicked out of the building. "I did not break an election rule," Kreuser told Ranger. Pogreba said he didn't know if an election rule was broken, and that that decision is up to the Elections Committee. The committee will decide whether or not it is necessary to take any action after Pedersen reports his findings to the committee. Kathy Slama, chairperson of the committee, said the decision should be reached before the election, which began yesterday and concludes today. defeated Winter in the quarter finals 5-3. Winter went on to beat Archie Clark of Graceland College by a score of .13-5 in the wrestle back. He then lost his fifth match to John Kranz of Loras College by a 6-4 decision. In his sixth and final match, he defeated Keith Harpster of Malone College by a score ol 13-4, thereby taking seventh place overall and becoming a seven time ail-American. Parkside's other place winner was sophomore Mike Muckerheide. Muckerheide, who placed sixth in this tournament last year, defeated Peter Shepard of Oregon Tech 17-5 i n his first match. He then went on to defeat Eric Lugan of Ft. Lewis with a decision of 8-6. In his third match, he was beaten by his opponent, Mimmo Marello of Simon Frasier by a score of 20-6. During the wrestle back, Muckerheide was victorious over Barry Schmitt of Eau Claire 8-6. He then was defeated by Rick Bid accepted Continued From Page Three valuable experience, and if it kept the cost of the books down, that it would be a good plan. If, on the other hand, the students would not get the needed experience in the bookstore, it would be better to use them in a different area of the university. It has also been pointed out that CSA has never found any need for a surcharge. If this is the case, it was suggested that the clause in the contract giving negotiable surcharge, be removed. The university has sent a letter of acceptance of the CSA bid to CSA. More information willbe available after the letter has been received by CSA. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621-5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE y THE LOWEST FARES bd Brussels San Morkel of Huron College 6-3. Muckerheide won his final match by forfeit from Rob Yahner from the University of Pittsburgh - Jonestown. Several other Parkside wrestlers - Matt Kluge, Brian Irek and Paul Roth — also competed in the tournament. Kluge, at 126, who was only one match away from placing, won his first two bouts, then lost to the new national champion. Kluge defeated Dennis Prise of Liberty Baptist 8-4 and Bryan Wetz of Northern Montana with a pin in 5:46. In the quarter finals, the national champion, Scott Ritzen of Adam State defeated Kluge 7-1 and in the wrestle back, Kluge was beaten by Randy Pry or of West Liberty State 10-4. Brian Irek, at 177, lost his only match to Craig Nightingale of the University of South Dakota - Springfield by a score of 6-2. Nightingale became the 7th place finisher. Heavyweight Paul Roth pinned his first opponent, Richard Mitiaglo of Carson Newman in a time of 2:32. He then went on to lose his second match to Robert LeGrande from Central State Oklahoma 5-1. Parkside wrestling coach Jim Koch said that their goal was to place in the top ten, so they really weren't too far off from where they were ranked. As he looked back over the whole season, he is pleased with his wrestlers in that several new records were set throughout the past year and Dan Winter ended his wrestling career as a seven time all-American. PARKSIDE'S DAN WINTER wrestles opponent at nationals two weeks ago. SPECIAL EXPORT * ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE • v % * CELEBRATE ST. PATTY'S DAY EARLY FRIDAY MARCH 12, 1982 UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. featuring fa CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE fa SMALL IRISH POTATOES ^ COOKED CARROTS OR BEETS fa SHAMROCK CAKE COMPLIMENTARY GREEN BEER O R OL'BLAREY PUNCH SPRING BREAK SCHEDULE REC CENTER REC CENTER WIL L REOPEN FOR REGULAR OPERATION ON MONDAY, MARCH 22. SAT - M ARCH 13 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - M ARCH 14 CLOSED MON - M ARCH 15 CLOSED TUE - MARCH 16 CLOSED WED - M ARCH 17 CLOSED THR - M ARCH 18 CLOSED FRI - MARCH 19 7 p.m. - 12 a.m. SAT - MARCH 20 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - MARCH 21 6 p.m. - 10 p .m. 8 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Baseball team opens new season March 16 __ . u ,..;n nn u/ntrh us That's PnoH nmuc » » by Tammy Shuemate While most of us are concerned about finding our way to a warm climate over spring break, the Parkside baseball team will be concerned about their season opener, which commences at Indiana State University on March 16. Yes, believe it or not, baseball is beginning once again despite the bad weather we've been experiencing. According to Parkside's baseball coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the team has been practicing in the gym frequently since early January. "As far as preconditioning is concerned, I think we're in halfway decent shape. We could go right out of the gym and into the snow and play ball," he said. As for the strengths of the team, Oberbrunner said, "It's always your pitching staff and your defense that tells you how good you're going to do this year." And this year, unfortunately, the pitching staff will be minus two of last year's top pitchers. Jamie Oberbruner, the coach's son, signed with the San Diego Padres and Kevin Erwin decided against returning to school. Even though this loss may hurt the team, Oberbruner feels he has a fairly good staff coming back. "I think we have two players who I think could be stoppers," he said, "Brian Steinhoff who transferred from Carthage, and the other is Joe Krisik who transferred from Wichita State. They're both juniors so they've had several years experience and I'm looking for them to really help us out and take over." Oberbruner also mentioned sophomores Jim Anderson and Scott Hartnell, who are first year players. He said, "I'm looking forward to them giving us some relief as far as starting assignments are concerned." Oberbruner feels he has a good lefty in Mark Schmitz, who is from Cashton High School, winner of the Class C State Tournament last year. He is looking to freshman right handers Glenn Lowe and Paul Czarny for some extra help. "So I guess as we look at it now, we'll have seven pitchers," he said, "and hopefully, two of them can be our stoppers and the other five will come along in games. I would say that probably it will take till the third week in April, I think, before this team will really come around." Due to the fact that last year's right and center fielders will not be back, Oberbruner will have to do some switching of positions in the outfield. "I think the strength in our outfield will be adequate," he said. As of now, Chris Rozell will be playing right field. Said Oberbruner, "He's a very fine looking ballplayer so I think we could get some mileage out of him. And then in center field we're moving our John Hyatt from left field over to center field this year and so we have left field open." CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast Service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. PIANO LESSONS Southwest Racine. Call Loree at 632-5788 evenings. WANTED DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Ken or Andy in Ranger office. Looking over his catching staff, Oberbruner said, "We have good strength this year, this is one of the best catching staffs that I've ever had since I've been here." The staff consists of Dick Sykes, who is going into his fourth year for Coach Oberbruner, Rick Marino, a junior, and Zar Matic and Rick Marino, both freshmen. "Those four boys look good to me and I may try them in the outfield also, or in different positions," said the coach. He went on to say that, "Our infield should be pretty classy. We have two All - State men back. At third base is Rick Salisbury and at second base is Danny Sykes, so they'll really help us. Then we have at short stop, Kevan Bytnar, who's back, and first base is kind of open this year. We're looking for somebody right now to put in there, and I think that Tony Laning is one possibility and Mike Carey is another possibility. He (Carey) played a little bit of first base for us last year. And Joe Krisik, when he isn't pitching, might be a possibility for playing first base." Other alternatives for infield positions are freshmen BJ McMahon, who probably can play any position in the infield and could be of help to the team and A1 Dorff, who was a good third baseman last year for Kenosha Tremper. Most likely, the coach will go with John Hyatt as the lead-off batter, followed by Dan Sykes, Rich Salisbury and, perhaps, Chris Rozell. Parkside has had some past success with a few of their players. Ray Gallo was signed by the Brewers and Jamie Oberbruner was signed by the San Diego Padres. This gives Parkside some exposure, as far as baseball scouts are concerned. According to Coach Oberbruner, "They get to know that if you've had some luck with players moving up the ladder, they'll always watch you. I know now that there's going to be at least four to six down in Indiana to watch us. That's good news.' Oberbruner feels that the team has gotten one of the best schedules they've had in a long time. They will be playing such teams as University of Chicago - Circle, UW - Madison, Carthage and Chicago State, to name a few. Following the three games they will be playing at Indiana State next week, their first home game will be held on April 8, a doubleheader against Chicago State. Once the Parkside baseball team gets into the swing of thi ngs and the weather starts warming up, baseball fans can hopefully look forward to an exciting and successful season. Contact FOR SALE PENTAX 135mm f3.5 tele-photo lens. Inquire at Ranger office. USED PENTAX K1000 with 50mm f2 - 13 5mm f2.8 - 2x teleconverter - fl ash - camera bag - case for camera - individual lens cases $150. Inquire Ranger office, c/o S.S. PERSONALS TO PAM, Jenny, Cindy. Thanks for being my friends. Joey. HAVE YOU KICKED a chair in the Coffee Shoppe today? COME ON EVERYBODY write classifieds. 10 words are free! I BET FOLLETT CO. runs the best bookstores in the world, don't you? Nobody important. GET YOUR ADS IN GEAR! Write classifieds! Free up to 10 words! HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK everyone! We all deserve it, right? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Li mav III— R^the Seven EnlCI .. We-t| be rafflinc, Wa-C - & Seven 17-20, State. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 20, February 25, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Thursday, January 28, 1982 Vol. 10 - No. 16 PSGA Senate discusses a variety of issues by Ken Meyer Editor Two newly appointed PSGA Senators, Jill Nelson and David Higgens, found their first Senate meeting, held on Jan. 22, quite eventful. Among the issues addressed included taking a stand oti : SUFAC's final budget, the State Assembly's Landlord - Tenant Reform Bill, Governor Lee Dreyfus' proposed budget cuts directed towards the UW System, and authorization of various UW System building projects. SUFAC budget In the previous Senate meeting, the final SUFAC total budget of $607,527.10 was abstained on in the voting. (SUFAC is a subcommittee of PS GA that annually allocates funds to over a dozen campus groups and organizations.) The final SUFAC budget needs to be approved by the PSGA Senate before it goes to Chancellor Alan Guskin, who then forwards it to the central administration in Madison. If Guskin doesn't approve the budget, he negotiates with SUFAC until a compromise is reached. The major reason for the abstaining on the part of the Senate was a lack of knowledge on the part of the Senators. "I think it's stupid to abstain the budget of SUFAC," said SUFAC chairman Luis Valldejuli, who said that it would have been better if the Senate had tabled the budget rather than have abstained on it, showing that the Senate is looking at it rather than putting it off. A motion to approve the final SUFAC budget was voted down almost unanimously. After the vote PSGA President Jim Kreuser told the Senate, "I feel that it would be proper if Senators ask the people on SUFAC their opinion, maybe rationals, (for the individual budgets) in an open discussion." PSGA Vice - President Kathy Slama, said that SUFAC will have to figure out some way to adjust the individual budgets to coincide with what the Senate wants. Landlord Tenant Reform The first resolution before the PSGA Senate was to go on record as supporting the State Assembly bill called Landlord Tenant Reform. Major points of the bill include: requiring landlords to comply with state building codes where no local codes exist, and giving tenants the right to make repairs and deduct the costs from the rent if the landlord does not respond after a written request for repairs. The Senate approved backing the bill with a 9-0-0 v ote. State budget cuts In his Jan. 14 press conference, Gov. Dreyfus proposed a cut of $24 million in the UW System budget. Dreyfus proposed a total budget cut of $40 million, making the UW's share equal to over 60% of the total cuts. The resolution read, "Be it resolved that PSGA, Inc. condemn the budget cuts to the UW System that Governor Dreyfus has proposed for the 1982-83 school year. We the students of UWParkside feel that education is the main foundation of a civilized society and that no cuts should be made in this area." The resolution passed with a 9-0- 1 vote. Building projects The third resolution addressed by the Senate concerned the schedule of UW System building projects at various UW campuses. The resolution stated that "PSGA supports these projects to better student services and education in Wisconsin." "There is a large sum of mo ney here for these projects," said Senator Pfaffl, who introduced the resolution, "but . . . Parkside is not represented. Over the week we looked at the master plan for Parkside, and for the plan for 5000 students there are two dorms attached to the Union. We will try to look into that further," he said, to see if there is a possibility of applying for money for those dorms. The motion to approve the resolution failed with a 8-0-1 vote because nine votes were needed. One of the senators temporarily left the meeting. Later in the 'meeting Pfaffl asked to have another vote, but was told that a Vto ^ 'iWJM to. tad \\ i?A /< Winter Carnival delayed This year's Winter Carnival, "Take This Snow and Shovel It," has been postponed from its original dates of Feb. 1 through Feb. 5. No definite date has been set, but it will be held sometime in February. Winter Carnival is an annual event filled with activities such as contests, games, and dances. Among this year's scheduled events are: snow sculpting, beer drinking relays, a jello slurping contest, a Rubik's Cube contest, outdoor volleyball, a blood drive, an egg drop contest, Family Feud, a fashion show, and a dirty joke contest. Any club and individual interested in participating in any of the events can find entry forms and complete rules at the Union Information Desk and the Student Life Office, Union 209. There are six events that any club registered with the Student Life Office can enter, as well as many individual events. The six club events are: window painting, banner contest, blood drive, parade float competition, outdoor v o l l e y b a ll tou rna m e nt and snow sculpting. Points will be given to clubs for each event to determine the overall club winner at the end of t he week. Events open to everybody will have first, second and third place cash prizes. See next week's Ranger for details about when Winter Carnival will be held, the times of the events and any changes that might have taken place. vote cm something can't occur twice under "New Business." The resolution was scheduled to be brought up at this week's Senate meeting and was expected to pass. Since voting again was impossible, the Senate discussed with Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen, the idea of Parkside leasing the Racine YMCA as a residence hall for the university. The YMCA, located in downtown Racine, is three blocks away from the bus route to Parkside and offers things such as two gyms, two pools, a weight room, TV lounge, study area and private parking. The YMCA has 113 rooms, all singles; all are furnished and most have private showers. Pedersen is currently gathering input on the idea of the YMCA as a residence hall for Parkside and will report his findings to the administration. The administration will then decide whether to get more input, continue with the plans or scrap the idea. Input offered by some PSGA Senators include: the YMCA is too far away from Parkside and won't promote student activity or campus life; and it will shift business from Parkside to Racine. Others pointed out the other side of the issue: instead of housing students all over the place, a lot of students will be residing together; and this is the first step to a dormatory if Parkside ever wishes to have one, making sure that the interest is there in the first place. To keep track of further developments in the possibility of YMCA bein g a residence hall for Parkside, read upcoming issues of Ranger. \ PSGA seeks opinions on § decriminalizing pot \ ( by Ken Meyer Editor In order to take a stand at an upcoming United Council meeting, Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (PSGA) is surveying Parkside students on whether or not to decriminalize marijuana. There is currently a bill in the Wisconsin State Assembly to change the criminal penalties for possession of 1.5 ounces or less of marijuana without intent to manufacture or deliver. That bill is drawing the lobbying efforts of PSGA's Legislative Affairs Committee in coalition with United Council, the UW-System student lobbying group centered in Madison. But before representing Parkside's stand on the issue at February's United Council meeting, PSGA decided to find out exactly how Parkside students feel about decriminalizing marijuana. "We thought that this question should be asked of the students themselves (rather) than just go ahead with action by our own Senate," said Mike Pfaffl, Legislative Affairs Director. Students are asked to give their opinions by checking the appropriate space in the accompanying ballot and then depositing it in the box in the PSGA office, located by the Coffee Shoppe in WLLC. Here are the major provisions of the Assembly bill: • A person possessing 1.5 ounces or less of marijuana without intent to manufacture, deliver or sell it would face a fine of not more than $50. Possession of up to 1.5 ounces of m arijuana, according to the bill, "creates a rebuttable presumption that the possession is without intent to manufacture or deliver the . . . marijuana." The words "deliver" and "delivery," as defined in the bill, "do not include the actual constructive or attempted transfer of marijuana from one person to another as a gift without rem une rati on (payment)." • P r e s e n t p e n a l t i e s r e g a r d i n g p o s s e ssin g marijuana with intent to manufacture or deliver for profit remain unchanged — a fine of not more than $15,000, imprisonment for not more than five years or both. Growing marijuana strictly for personal use will not constitute manufacturing. • Convictions for "simple" possession or gift of m arijuana will not be considered prior convictions for sentencing purposes. In response to questions regarding criminal convictions, a person will not be required to mention "simple" possession or gift convictions. Also, the division of corrections and local law enforcement agencies are directed to strike out references to past "simple" possession or gift convictions when they disseminate criminal record information. • Possession of marijuana in a motor vehicle on the highway is prohibited. Violators are subject to a fine of not more than $100. -• Selling marijuana to a minor would bring about a fine of between $100 and $500 or a jail sentence of not more than 0 days or both. • The sale of smoking accessories to minors is prohibited. Smoking accessories are defined as roach clips, cigarette papers, cigarette holders, pipes, pipe screens and bongs. Violators are subject to the general penalty for violating a statute, a fine of u p to $200. P f a ffl urg es stu d e nts to respond to the accompanying referendum and to write their state legislators to state how they feel about the issue. \) PARKSIDE LEGISLATIVE AFFAIRS COMMITTEE SUBCOMMITTEE OF P.S.G.A. INC. Do you support Assembly Bill 693, which calls for statewide decriminalization of marijuana up to one ounce, without intent to deliver. REFERENDUM YES NO Please return results to P.S.G.A. office located next to the Coffee Shoppe in Lower Main Place. THANK YOU LEGISLATIVE AFFAIRS DIRECTOR: MIKE PFAFFL Thursday, January 28,1982 RANGER Editorials »OOCCCOCCOCOCOOCOCCOO&OCOOCOOOCO! Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. 5COCOOOCOOOOCOCOO&OCOW soeosccccoccooooooosoa Bookstore manager too busy to talk For an in-depth story on the situation of the bookstore, which is facing possible new management since Follett, Inc.'s contract with Parkside expires at the end of this semester, a Ranger reporter went to the bookstore manager in order to set up an interview. This reporter, wanting to represent all sides of the issue, planned on talking to all of the people involved — the Chancellor, the bookstore manager, the chairman of the Bookstore Committee, and members of the same committee. But when the reporter talked to Jan Becker, the bookstore manager, she was told that she would have to submit her questions ahead of time. If the questions met with Becker's approval, she would then call the reporter for an interview. If s he disapproved of the questions, she would tell the reporter to come pick up the questions. Upon hearing of this, Ranger's Editor went to talk to Becker and told her that her plan does not agree with Ranger's policy. Becker told the Editor that her schedule does not permit time for an interview, even after the editor told her that it would be only 20 or 25 minutes within the next four days. But still she couldn't find the time to offer her insights and tell her story about why the bookstore is not satisfying the majority of the student body and faculty. What we wonder is: if her schedule takes so much of her time that she can't find 20 minutes to tell everybody her side of the story, all her work must not bring about any noticeable results. Proof of that can be found by talking to almost any student or faculty member at Parkside. Therefore, in next week Ranger's story on the bookstore, don't look for any quotes or opinions from the manager of the bookstore because she's too busy making sure the bookstore runs smoothly and effectively. That is, unless she finds the time in her busy, fruitful schedule to talk. Students should check their grades Have you ever received a grade which you did not expect, either good or bad? If so, how did you find out about it? Often, many students find out their final grade for a class when grade reports are received in the mail. But too often a serious problem can result from this practice, because it usually takes around two weeks before a student can see the results of their academic performance. And if a student feels wronged by the grade he/she was given, the passing of two weeks or more does not help matters. Concerned students and faculty members alike have expressed to the Ranger a need to remind students to always check their grades as soon as possible. Never be afraid to ask the instructor, for usually an instructor will be most happy to oblige. Many times professors will have the grades posted on their office door, and the small effort to check the grades before it is officially posted might catch a grading error. Remember: course grades are the end result of your time spent at Parkside and a direct measure of your academic performance. It's a student's right to know what it is and where it came from. Catch as catch can by Chuck Ostrowski One of the more popular art forms today is the banning and burning of books which we disagree with. Never mind that our country was partly - founded to escape censorship; some books just are not meant for morally - sound adults and their children. Books most frequently taken off library shelves or burned include Catch-22, Slaughterhouse-Five, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Ranger fills Board Four empty seats on Ranger, Inc.'s seven - member corporate Board of Directors were filled at the Jan. 22 general membership meeting. The new Board members are Linda Andersen, Assistant Business Manager; Steve Myers, co-Photo Editor; Tony Rogers, Feature Editor; and Jeff Wicks, Staff Writer. The other Board members are Business Manager Andy Buchanan, Treasurer; Editor Ken Meyer, Chairman of the Board and President; and Sports Editor Karen Norwood, Secretary. Nest, assorted dictionaries, and The Catcher in the Rye. The Catcher in the Rye in particular is one book repeatedly targeted by an "irate eitizenery." It is a funny and simple story detailing the adventures and relationships of 17 year - old Holden Caulfield. Sounds harmless enough, right? And yet it is banned, burned, and ostracized by many, many people. These critics state they object to the book's very strong language, but I think it's a minor problem for them, and certainly not their main concern. What Catcher in the Rye's dissenters are concerned about is Holden Caulfield. Period. He's a very likable anti - hero whose beliefs indict society. Their society! Holden criticizes everything held dear — entertainment, entertainers, customs, etc. . . To hold such a character in high esteem would be suicide: once students are exposed to such dangerous literature as Catcher they are forever influenced (presumably against their parents.) Never mind students spending a period of days reading about Holden in contrast to lifetimes learning from their parents. But who knows? Maybe the "Enemies of Rye" are correct. Then w§'d really be in trouble! Can you imagine a world filled with Holden Caulfields? But then again, can you imagine a world filled with Jesus Christs? From the Files 10 years ago "Funds approved for Newscope," by Larry Jones. In a last ditch effort to prevent Newscope from dying a sudden death, Parkside's Student Government Association (SGA) Wednesday approved a measure to give the paper $2000. The measure was approved unanimously by SGA in response to a plea from newly elected Editor John Koloen. . . According to Koloen, $4000 of (Newscope's) debt was inherited from the old Collegian and the previous operators of Newscope. As the surving Parkside student paper, the current editors were still responsible for paying the money back. The $2000 g ranted by SGA will be immediately applied to the debt and put the paper back on its feet, Koloen said. The money itself will come from SGA's Student Group Support Funds, which stood at $4104.09 as of the Wednesday, Jan. 19 meeting. Newscope is planning to present a request for additional funds to several foundations in the near future, in an effort to insure stability and self - sufficiency for the paper in the coming years, by Koloen said. — J an. 24, 1972 5 years ago — "Union bridge 'real slick' Chris Clausen. Last week students and faculty found a new obstacle on the bridge between the union and the classroom building. Ice. The answer to how the ice got there was provided by the Parkside Planning and Construction Office. The ice had formed because of a lack of insulation in the bridge. Brien Murray, assistant director of planning and construction told Ranger that the two inches of insulation was left out due to an error in a redrawing of the original architect's drawing of the bridge . . . Rather than tear up the bricks, the insulation would be put underneath the bridge's honey - combed bottom. Action is not expected for several weeks. — Jan. 26, 1977 I year ago — "Faculty Senate to formulate draft of policy on sexual harrassment," by G. Helgeson. Sexual harrassment was the subject of a special meeting held by Parkside's Faculty Senate on Jan. 22. Eugene Norwood, Chairman of the University Committee, said, "It is not whether the problem of sexual harrassment exists or if a policy will be adopted to deal with it, but how it will be dealt with." "But in trying to solve one problem," Norwood cautioned the committee, "we must be careful not to establish others." Norwood said that a draft policy on sexual harrassment compiled by the UW-Systems Board of Regents on Dec. 5 last year was not passed because "it was a matter of principle to consult individual campuses" before implementing the policy. Norwood suggested to the committee that they "recommend to Chancellor Guskin that he appoint a committee, similar to Affirmative Action, to deal with sexual harrassment complaints on each campus." In an "action meeting" in a couple of weeks, Norwood said the University Committee will make a draft proposal of recommendations on sexual harrassment, including a definition, a policy statement and plans for implementation of the policy. — J arv '*9, '991 ATTENTION BUSINESS STUDENTS DO YOU — NEED BUSINESS EXPERIENCE? ^M, Yr? U ~ funct ION IN A SALES ENVIRONMENT? COULD YOU — M ANAGE A SALES TEAM? LAIJOS ^T" 0URADVERT,S,NG MANAGER EARNEDOVER$500 IN COMMISSION ALONE. Applications now being accepted for: ADVERTISINO MANAGER (This is a paid postion) Appl ications are also being accepted for NEWS EDITOR Salary-12 hrs./wk.,: $3.35 per hour Contact Editor Ken Meyer at Ranger Office WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shoppe) Ranger is an equal opportunity employer Ken Meyer Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Andy Buchanan Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz GANGER Edil Feature Edi1 Sports Edi1 Business Manas Assistant Business Manas Distribution Manas STAFF Joe BWmm | lJ >mC« 0l . Burns ' Pat1y DeLuisa ' Pat Hensiak ^soo7s mha,iq mje« ew!ck;. PaUl Ne "' ChUCk ° S,r0WSki ssAssairr," »*-«•"• ~ «. — RANGER f^pr in^by^he UnVon Too flcademi£year except during breaks and holiday; Written permiss '^ Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin. All correspondence Sd^P p0r,i0n of RANGER. Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141 ddre ssed to; Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UV\ paper with'Sne^i'nch margins^Ah^tel's m ' doublesP aced on standard sir eluded for verification. must be signed and a telephone number ir Names will be withheld for valid reasons. reserves I'll IrtftTria? pr^feges^n rekis^ publica,ion on Thursday. The RANGEI defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false c Pernacciaro appointed C* .» . 1 * __ Prof. Samuel J. Pernacciaro has been appointed Associate Dean of Faculty for Community Educational Programs and Summer session at Parkside. The position replaces that of Coordinator of Community Educational Programs, which Pernacciaro previously held. Pernacciaro reports to Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner, who said the title change reflects UW-Parkside's increasing activity in offering credit courses, in - service training and general continuing education courses for the community. Pernacciaro's responsibilities include liaison between faculty resources and the community and response to requests from community groups for special types of educational outreach programs. He also will direct summer session activities. Pernacciaro joined the UW-P political science faculty in Fall, 1974, and was promoted to the ranks of tenured associate professor in Spring, 1978. He holds a PhD degree from Southern Illinois University at Carbondale. At Parkside, he initiated the Public Service Internship Program (PSIP), which allows Sam Pernacciaro students to earn political science credit as interns in local, state and national governmental agencies. ••••••••••• Qub Events ••••••••••• Accounting Club Accounting Club will hold its first general meeting of the semester on Monday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Topics of the meeting will include appointment of a new Treasurer and nominations of club officers for the fall semester. Refreshments will be served. Anthropology Club Anthropology Club invites all members and potential members to a get - together complete with treats on Friday, Jan. 29 at 1 p.m. in Moln 324. The purpose of the meeting is to greet new members, discuss club business and to get a head start on the weekend. The Anthropology Club is alive and well and living at Parkside. College Republicans College Republicans will be having its first meeting of the year Tuesday, Feb. 2 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Visiting will be the national student fieldman team from Washington, D.C. Topics covered will be campaign management and starting a new club. All are welcome to attend. For more information contact Chris at 765- 2316. Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Beginning Monday, Feb. 1, Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship will start their second semester Monday Bible studies. The three study times and places are as follows: Moln D128 from 10-11 a.m.; Moln D131 andD133from 1-2 p.m. Each group will study the book of Ephesians and everyone is welcome. Life Science Life Science Club will present Dr. Tom Spencer from the Dermal Research Unit at Johnson's Wax on Friday, Jan. 29 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist D101. The topic will be insect repellents. Refreshments will be served and admission is free. Physics Club Last month 15 people joined the Physics Club for a tour of Fermi National Lab and Zion Nuclear Power Plant. This semester's trips will be to Argonne National Lab, Adler Planetarium and Yerkes Observatory. Dates for these trips, which are open to anyone interested, will be set at the club's February meeting. The February meeting will be Monday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 230. They will set dates for trips and set up Winter Carnival teams. Everyone is welcome to attend. S.W.E.A. S.W.E.A.'s membership drive meeting will be held Monday, Feb. 8 from 1-2 p.m. in Moln D128. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served. Women's Concourse All people interested in women's issues are invited to attend a meeting of Parkside's Women's Concourse Monday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. in Moln 113. They will be planning events for this semester. Women in Business This Saturday, Jan. 30, representatives from Phi Gamma Nu will be at Parkside from 1 to 3 p.m. in the faculty lounge (Moln 111). Information about the organization and starting a chapter of their own will be discussed. Women in Business will have a general meeting on Monday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. Please check posters for the place. New members are always welcome. Scholarships available A number of scholarships are now available to continuing students at Parkside. Application forms are available at divisional offices and the two information Kiosks. The name, number and amount of, and qualifications for the scholarships are: Joanne M. Esser (1), $400, interest in ecology, need, scholarship, completed 30-90 credits through Spring 1981-82; Kenneth L. Greenquist (2), $250, need, scholarship, completed 75- 105 credits through Spring 1981-82; Bernard C. Tallent (4), $250, scholarship, service and need, completed 60-90 credits through Spring 1981-82; Irvin G. Wyllie (2), $250, scholarship and need, completed 75-105 credits through Spring 1981- 82. All scholarship applications require the endorsement of a faculty member. Application deadline is Friday, March 12. Reaganomics to be discussed "Reaganomics and the Urban Poor" will be the subject of a free public talk by political economist William K. Tabb at Parkside at 3:30 p.m. today in Molinaro Hall 107. Tabb, an associate professor at Queens College of the City University of New York, is the author of "The Political Economy of the Black Ghetto" and editor or author of numerous other books and articles on politics and the economy. Prof. Tabb received his doctoral degree from UW-Madison in 1968. He has also been a visiting associate professor at the University of California - Berkeley and at" the State University of New York at Stony Brook. His Parkside talk is sponsored by the Political Science Club. Philippines topic of talk "Cultural Contours in the Philippines: From Luzon to Mindanao" will be the topic of a free public lecture by anthropologist Donald Hart at Parkside at 2 p.m., Sunday, Jan. 31, in the third floor meeting room of the Library. A reception will follow the talk. Hart is a professor of anthropology at Northern Illinois University in DeKalb. He has done extensive research in the Philippines and is best known for his work on Filipino folk medicine. The talk is sponsored by the UW-Parkside Anthropology Club. A display of arts and crafts from the Philippines is also on display on the concourse level of the Wyllie Library - Learning Center through Monday, Feb. 1. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS Financial Aid funds for 1982-83 are limited. Early applications are encouraged. Apply by March 15 for priority consideration. FINANCIAL AIDS OFFICE 284 TALLENT HALL PARENT-CHILD BOWLING LEAGUE 1 CHILD PLUS1 PARENT MAKE ATEAM TIME: 10 a . m. - Noon, Saturdays PLACE: Parkside Union Rec. Ctr. COST: $2.50 Per Team Per Week INCLUDES: • BOWLING LANE TIME • FREE CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT • FREE PIZZA PARTY ON FINAL WEEK OF BOWLING WHEN: Beginning Sat., Feb. 6 for 10 Wks. WHO: Any Child 13 or Under with One Parent. Limited to 16 Teams. Only A Few Spots Left. FOR ENTRY CALL THE REC. CTR. BETWEEN 9 a. m. and 5 p. m. MON. - FRI. at 553-2695 HAL DAVIS MAKES MORE DECISIONS IN ONE HOUR THAN MOST RECENT COLLEGE GRADS MAKE ALL DAY. Army RQTC at UW-Parkside Call Captain Fred Herron Marquette University Collect —224-7195, 7229 ARMYROTC. BE ALL YOU CAN "I'm a cavalry platoon leader, in charge of 43 men," says Hal. "I'm responsible for their education, their training, their well-being. So you can bet I'm making rapid-fire decisions all day. Decisions that have an impact on people's lives." Army ROTC is a great way to prepare for being an Army officer. ROTC helps you develop discipline of mind and spirit. As well as your ability to make decisions under pressure. Taking Army ROTC pays off in other ways. Like financial assistance —up to $1,000 a year for your last two years of ROTC. You could also win an ROTC scholarship, as Hal did. Each scholarship covers tuition, books, and more. If you'd like to step out of college and into a job with responsibility, do what Hal Davis did. Step into Army ROTC now. And begin your future as-an officer. was an industrial management major at the University of Tennessee and a member of Army ROTC 4 Thursday, Janua ry 28,1982 RANGE R Parkside student to star in local production by Pat Hensiak Actors, actresses, musicians — they are all performers. All of them contain a talent and feeling that is waiting to be poured out for the world to drink in. John Miskulin has always been interested in music and acting. His most recent role is the king in the Kenosha production of "The King and I." "In high school, I was always in the swing choir and the other choirs. I got into musicals with my performances in Oklahoma!, The Sound of Music, So This is Paris, and Fiddler on the Roof. For Fiddler on the Roof I was selected out of 50 people from Wisconsin. Then I c ame here and I started in straight plays, without music. "I like both straight plays and musicals, but I think straight plays give the actor a chance to develop a much more solid based character. I think musicals are more,enjoyable for the audience and the actor. A straight play makes you develop as an actor. There's a statement that the famous Russian director Stanislowski made, 'You should, love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art.' When you think about that, it's true." John feels that theater at Parkside is excellent. "The directors are fantastic. I've never worked with directors quite like the ones at Parkside. They are always on a professional level. I like that. There is also a lot of talent, it's unbelievable. I wish more people would come to the shows. They would be amazed." Even though the theater is a lot of hard work, and a lot of hard hours, John likes it and enjoys it because it makes the time more interesting. "I guess what it really is, is that you start out with something, you go to an audition and you audition for the part and you get cast. Then, eight or nine weeks later, down the line, you have your end result. It's an accomplishment to walk away and say, 'I did this show, or that show.' It's a proud feeling, to be involved with an undertaking like that. "The greatest high for me is to be on stage and get a response from the audience. I guess every actor's good feeling comes from being on stage and knowing that the audience is with you, that you have the audience's focus. "I'm happy with what I'm doing right now. If I'm happy, that's good. I would like to keep moving up the ladder. I don't think that you have to be in New York or Los Angeles to run into the right opportunity. A lot of people think you '/^Unive rsity of W isconsin-Parkside 1YTONA BEACH SPRING BREAK ;s '82 MARCH 12-22 FKOR INCLUDES: • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED, BATHROOM EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH • 7 NIGHTS LODGING A T THE DELUXE OCEANSIDE , PLAZA HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & EXTR AS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES ONLY *219 JOIN THE FOLLOWING SCHOOLS PARTICIPATING IN THISTRIP: • NOTRE DAME O IOWA STATE O DRAKE • WESTERN ILLINOIS O CENTRAL MICHIGAN • UNIV. OF KENTUCKYOMIAMI UNIVERSITY • SOUTHERN ILLINOIS O UNIV. OF VIRGINIA • EASTERN KENTUCKY —MEMPHIS STATE — ANDMORE! FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM209 — 553-2200 "King and I" to open Feb. 6 in Kenosha One of the most magnificent of Rodgers and Hammersteins' musical hits, "The King and I" is now cast and has been in production for about four weeks. This musical classic will be presented at Reuther Civic Auditorium February sixth, seventh, twelfth, thirteenth and fourteenth. It is being sponsored by the Miss Kenosha Scholarship Pageant, Inc. and The Lioness of Greater Kenosha. Any proceeds derived from this production will go for Miss Kenosha Pageant Scholarships and for aid to the visually and hearing impaired. The setting for "The King and I" is Siam in the year 1860, where the proud king of the country has brought an English widow, Anna Leonowens, to serve as tutor of the children he has fathered with his numerous wives. Against the exotic background of this oriental nation, the story is related of how the tutors' most interested pupil eventually turns out to be the king himself, learning to govern his country in more enlightened ways from the governess. Former Miss Kenosha and First Runner-up to Miss Wisconsin Gail Ann Martin will star in the production here as the prim, witty and independent school teacher. John Miskulin portrays the fiercely - scowling king who becomes so confused by the governess' insistence that a woman is a person, not a chattel. John, a Parkside student, has an extensive theatrical background. He has had lead roles in "Oklahoma," "The Matchmaker" and "The Runner Stumbles," among others. Lioness president Mary Prudom suggested that tickets be purchased soon. Tickets can be purchased at one of three outlets — Pacetti Music Unlimited, Capri Liquors, or Flowers With Love. A person may call Libby at 551-8131, Frances at 657-3283 o r Ginger at 654-2354. have to be there. That's not always true. There are a lot of opportunities right in Chicago. It doesn't matter where you are, the talent counts." John feels that people are looking for something new in music. "I think that music, if you listen to it right now, is making a complete circle. It's headed right back to the 50's if you listen to the beat. It's the same melody line as SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TRORMKS ANO AWARDS FAST. BMIOUSC ENORAVMO SERVICE HOURS; SPORTS MON--FN 1000 AM - «:<X> P.M. 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People believe that acting is different from everyday life, but it isn't. It's reality. That's the most difficult thing about acting, creating a reality in a well - rounded believable character." I KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414-843-2388 CALL OR STOP |R FOR DETAILS 5Vi% Interest K Yeur Dolly Balance is $500.00 or Mere! ESLLCl t=t i—-miiir i nm whom LENDER WE'RE HERE TO HEIP Y OU GRO Lindsey's law § Order' likable by Chuck Ostrowski The look of Law and Order, Lindsey Buckingham's first solo release, is very striking. The album cover consists of a single, shaded pose of Buckingham while the inside sleeves feature a Tusklike collage of pictures and paintings. It seems a bit overblown, but all is redeemed by the polaroid shot in the bottom lefthand corner showing Buckingham's uncanny resemblance to Bobby Van. Anything is worth a shot like that. The album's sound is also Tusklike. One of the interesting things about Law and Order, though, is that the best songs, are those most unlike his on Tusk, Fleetwood Mac's 1979 release. Law and Order is a very good album, sung with revealing intensity. It's not an earth - shattering L.P., but something to be pleased about, as the world always seems a better place with good music around. Of the 11 cuts, four are excellent stand-outs. One of these is "September Song," originally published in 1938. Buckingham takes this song, already widely known to our parents and grandparents, and updates it 44 years. Very stylish singing, nicely done background vocals and a touch of punk mixed with country and . . . ta-da — a new classic. "Trouble," already a hit single, greatly highlights his vocals, which are a nice smooth tenor. It is sung evenly throughout, though, which I think is a mistake. "Trouble" is highlighted by a DeVinny's art on display The Racine Art Association, Inc. announces its Artist - of - t he - Month in the Mini Gallery, the Art Sales and Rental Gallery at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine. The work of Doug DeVinny of Racine will be featured from Jan. 17 through Feb. 14. DeVinny is an Assistant Professor of Art at Parkside, where he specializes in teaching drawing and printmaking. He will feature prints, watercolors and drawings in his show at the Gallery. His work has been seen at Wustum Watercolor Wisconsin '79, '80 and '81. He received an excellence award in the 1980 show. He was included in the 1980 | Kinship meets | A general information meeting for those persons interested in volunteering in the Kinship Program will be held Saturday, Feb. 6 at 10:30 a.m. at the Kinship office, 2001 - 80th Street, Kenosha. The Kinship Program is designed to befriend and help children from single parent families by matching them with mature adults with good character. Those adults interested in becoming Kinspersons and their spouses or special friends are encouraged to attend this meeting. For further information, call the Kinship office, 658-0151. Placement workshops scheduled The Career Resource Center will hold placement workshops Feb. 3 at 1 p.m. and 5 p.m. in WLLC D174. Subjects will be resume writing, cover letters and interviewing skills. Training offered Students planning to enter health professions who are interested in improving their assertiveness skills are encouraged to attend the assertiveness workshop being offered Mondays and Wednesdays Feb. 1, 3, 8, 10 from 12 - 1:50. This workshop is sponsored by the UWMilwaukee Consortial Nursing Program and UW-Parkside's Office of Student Development. Interested students should register by Jan. 29 by calling 553- 2480 or contacting Ann Boyle, 553- 2653 or Barbara Larson, 553-2122 (WLLC D-175). Homage to a Lighthouse show at Wustum and in the last three Racine Area Arts exhibitions, winning an honorable mention in the 1981 show. DeVinny recently had a solo exhibition at Colorado State University and was included in the Boston Printmakers exhibit at the Boston Museum of Fine Arts. Gallery hours are the same as the Museum's, 1-5 p.m. seven days a week and 1-9 p.m. Mondays and Thursdays. The Museum is located at 2519 Northwestern Avenue (Hwy. 38) in Racine. delicate guitar refrain played not unlike George Harrison at his best. But THE highlight of the album is "Bwana," the very first cut. Not that the album goes downhill from the beginning, but "Bwana" does put you in a mood that expects something more than is delivered. It is a reggae - influenced tune, emotionally sung, showing just how far up an excellent tenor voice can go. The title refers to a nighttime visitor of natives in the African jungle. It's an excellent, funny song. "That's How We Do It In L.A." is in the "Bwana" tradition melodically and the fourth standout cut. Other notable songs include "Mary Lee Jones," "Shadow of the West" with Christine McVie and "Johnny Stew," a belated disco tune. Throughout Law and Order, Buckingham shows off his artistic abilities gently. It's puzzling why he didn't go solo earlier because he is a very talented and unique performer. | Art displayed Sculpture, painting and photography by eight UWMadison art faculty members will be on display in the Parkside Communication Arts Gallery through Feb. 9. Artists represented are George Cramer, Truman Lowe, Victor Kord, Hal Lotterman, Ernie Moll, Kenneth Ray, Richard Reese and Wayne Taylor. „ Regular gallery hours are Mondays through Thursdays from 1 to 6 p.m. and Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 7 to 9 p.m. RANGER Thursday, January 28,1982 Coming Events THURSDAY, JAN. 28 COURSE "Introduction to Traditional Chinese Healing Practices" starts today at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for more information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. FRIDAY, JAN. 29 MOVIE "The Elephant Man" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. DANCE/CONCERT at 9 p.m. in Union Square featuring "The Britins." Admission is $3.00 for a Parkside student and $4.00 for a guest. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. SATURDAY, JAN. 30 BASKETBALL vs. Northern Michigan at 7:30 p.m. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Advance prices are $1.50 for Parkside students and $2.00 for others. All pay $2.50 at the door. After the game the entertainment in Union Square will feature John Russell of WRKR. Admission is free with your basketball ticket or $2.00. DINNER/THEATER at 6:30 p.m. in the Union Dining Room. Admission is $8.50 a nd tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by the Parkside Players. SUNDAY, JAN. 31 MOVIE "The Elephant Man" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MONDAY, FEB. 1 COURSE "Basic Legal Research Skills" at 9 a.m. in WLLC D110. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. WEDNESDAY, FEB. 3 BLOOD DRIVE from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Union 104-106. All a re. welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. 6 Thursday, January 28, 1982 RANGER Women's basketball Rangers have close shave by Karen Norwood Sports Editor The Parkside women's basketball team took to the court twice last week to play two very close and exciting games. The women cagers took on Carthage College on Tuesday, Jan. 19, and then went on to battle against Platteville on Thursday, Jan. 21. The first game, against Carthage, proved to be a tense game with Parkside leading by only one point into the half, 34-33. Robin Henschel led the half - time scoring with a sturdy 12 points, followed by Laurie Pope who had accumulated eight points before the half - time buzzer sounded. Jeanne Jacobs and Theresa Bye were Parkside's top rebounders with 12 apiece. Ten of Bye's and eight of Jacob's rebounds were defensive. The Rangers were shooting a 54% from the field at half - time, but dropped to a mere 27% during the second half to average out with an overall 41% for the entire game. During the second half, the action continued with Cindy Ruffert making 10 points to give her a total of 16 points for the entire game. Robin Henschel scored 18 points in the game. Starter Laurie Pope added 12 points of her own to help the Rangers squeeze past the Redmen 60-58. The women had another close call later that week as they barely slipped by Platteville in their sixth away game. The Rangers were trailing by 18 points with only 12 minutes remaining before the end when the women came back and tipped out Platteville 73-72. During the first part of the game, the cagers were hampered by several problems. One was sophomore Cindy Ruffert fouling out very early in the first half. The other major problem was Robin Henschel injuring her foot. Henschel will be out for the better part of a week, but she did let her opponents know that she wasn't a loafer by scoring a fantastic 12 points during the 10 minutes that she was in the game. According to Dale Synder, the assistant coach for the women's team, the women won the game because of a few things that happened during the final minutes. "They (the women) never gave up hope," said Snyder. Platteville only scored two points during the last seven minutes of the game, which gave the Rangers an opportunity to handle the ball. Laurie Pope grabbed eight rebounds at the end of the game that were crucial for the win. "Laurie Pope saved the game," said Snyder. "We were Photo by Mark Sanders PARKSIDE'S JUNE BAUER battles it out with a Notre Dame opponent at recent match. ahead and Pope stepped in and took an offensive charge with about eight seconds left in the game and forced a turnover." Kim Johnson grabbed the ball with only a few minutes left in the game and scored the go ahead point that won the game. Said Snyder, "We came back primarily because we pressed a full - court press attack on them, and we made a lot of turnovers." Another little helper for the Rangers was the fact that Parkside threw 36 times from the free throw line, compared to Platteville's eight. Most of the second - half was played with freshmen members of the Ranger team. Pope or Jeanne Jacobs substituted in to form a substantial offense against the Platteville team. The Rangers have now compiled a 10-5 overall record and a 2- 1 conference record. Results from Monday night's game against North Central College will appear in next week's Ranger. The women appear tonight at 7 p.m. on the home court as they take on Marquette University. Classified Ads The information in last week's Ranger about classified advertising rates was incorrectly printed. Classified ads for Parkside students and faculty are free for 10 words or less. There is a limit of one free ad per person per week. Additional ads cost 50 cents per 10 words. Classified ads for other people cost $1.00 per 10 words. Deadline for publication Thursday is at noon the Friday before. SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. WANTED WANTED: The fencing team needs a saborist. Come up to practice in the P.E. fencing room Mon. - Thurs., 1-4 p.m. WANTED: Ranger needs news, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists and, most importantly, ad reps (where there's money to be made). We're not kidding — come see Ken Meyer in the Ranger office, next to the Coffee Shoppe in WLLC. MISCELLANEOUS DANCE CLASSES Ballet, tap, jazz. Farm Studio new location. Call 552-9473 or 552- 8460. BEGINNER OR ADVANCED Cost is about the same as a semester in a U.S. college: $2,989. Price includes jet round trip to Seville from New York, room, board, and tuition complete. Government grants and loans available for eligible students. Live with a Spanish family, attend classes four hours a day, four days a week, four months. Earn 16 hrs. of credit (equi valent to 4 semesters taught in U.S. colleges over a two year time span). Your Spanish studies will be enhanced by opportunities not available in a U.S. classroom. Standardized tests show our students' language skills superior to students completing two year programs in U.S. Hurry, it takes a lot of time to make all arrangements. FALL SEMESTER - S EPT. 10-Dec. 22/SPRING SEMESTER - Feb. 1 - J une 1 each year. FULLY ACCREDITED A program of Trinity Christian College. SEMESTER IN SPAIN 2442 E. Collier S.E. Grand Rapids, Michigan 49506 (A Program of Trinity Christian College) CALL TOLL FREE for full information 1-800-253-9008 (In Mich., or if toll free line inoperative call 1-616-942-2903 or 942-2541 collect) Photo by Mark Sanders PARKSIDE'S ROBIN HENSCHEL during recent game. SPORTS SHORTS Nordic Ski Club The Nordic Ski Club's annual 15k cross - country skiing race and citizens tour has been rescheduled for this Sunday, Jan. 31. You can register for the race up until 10:30 a.m. on Sunday. The race itself will start at 11 a.m. The race has been cancelled twice in the past month due to severe weather conditions. Further information is available in the P.E. Building. Dart Qub Jim Heiring Racewalker Jim Heiring, a seven - time All - American at Parkside, set a world indoor record in the 1500 meter indoor racewalk January 16 at the U.S. Olympic Invitational Track and Field meet at the Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey. Heiring, a member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic team, was clocked at 5 minutes 27 seconds, breaking the 5:28.7 mark set by Reima Salonen of Finland in 1977. Despite "an awful stiff" back, Heiring set an American indoor record in the men's two - mile walk by beating the old indoor best of 12 minutes, 23 seconds set in 1979 by Soviet Yevgeniy Yevsyukov. Heiring's fantastic time in the U.S. Track and Field Association meet was 12 minutes, 20.06 seconds. Blue Ribbon ® The Parkside dart throwing team announces five openings on the team's cheerleading squad. Open auditions will be held on Friday, Feb. 5 from 1-5 p.m. in Union 207. Previous cheerleading experience is not needed, but a willingness to learn is a must. The next dart tournament takes place Feb. 13-14. If Friday is not convenient for you, contact Tod Rawley, the cheerleading coordinator, or Jrop off a note in the Ranger office listing your qualifications and times that you can be contacted for an audition. These positions are open to everyone, so come on and support the new Parkside dart team. Women's softball The women's softball team has started up its practice for the upcoming season. There is a practice tonight at 9 p.m. The next two practices are on Feb. 1 and 4 at 9 and 6 p.m. respectively. All individuals interested in trying out for the team must attend all the practices through February. Coach Linda Henderson will make the first cut at the end of February. Those interested should contact Coach Henderson in the P.E. Building. THE P ARKSIDE UNION PRESENTSPABST NIGHT featuring "SIERRA II WED., FEB. 3 8:00 pm - 12:00 UNION SQUARE \FREE ADMISSION — DOOR PRIZES — FUN! SKI RENTAL HOURS Mon. -12-2 p. m. 3:30-5 p. m Tue. 12-2 p. m.3-7p. m. Wed. 12-2 p. m. 3:30-5 p. m. Thur. 12-2 p. m. 5-7 p. m. Fri. lla. m.-6p. m. Sat. 9 a. m.-5p. m. Sun. 9 a. m.-5p. m. The Ranger needs staffers: photographers • news writers *ad reps Call 2287 o r 2295 or Stop in! We're in WLLC DI73 Men lose twice to McNeese nk Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear by Paul Neil In a matter of nine days time, McNeese State defeated Parkside for a second time in their' rematch. McNeese is a Division I foe, and evidently must have seemed too tall, too tough, or too talented for the scrappy Rangers. In the first game, McNeese topped Parkside 83-73 in Kenosha, and in their rematch on Saturday, Jan. 23 in St. Charles, LA., the host treated Parkside to a convincing 92-74 drubbing. Cold shooting and foul trouble plagued Parkside throughout the game, especially in the first half when McNeese raced to a 45-34 lead at intermission. Clutch baskets by McNeese sustained their advantage in the second half as Ranger rallies were short - lived. As a good sign, four Rangers scored in double figures with guards Darron Brittman and Charles Perry collecting 22 and 17, while Wilbert Webb and John Herndon added 14 a nd 10 p oints. Foul trouble hampered second half efforts as Perry and Webb fouled - out and Herndon was straddled with four personals. Joe Dumars and Chris Faggi led a balanced attack for the taller McNeese squad with 25 and 22 points. Parkside's season record slipped to 10-7 with six losses at the hands of Division I schools. Only one loss has been recorded at home as of the time of this writing. Their tough schedule on the road will provide them with the experience needed for their stretch - drive towards another NAIA regional tournament bid. Results from Monday and Wednesday nights games will be published in the next week's Ranger. The Rangers entertain Northern Michigan Saturday night, Jan. 30. THE PARKSIDE UNION ANNOUNCES CROSS COUNTRY SKI RENTALS NEW EQUIPMENT • GREAT TRAILS • LOW COST HALF DAY: '3.75 UWP Student '4.75 Guest FULL DAY: '5.00 UWP Student '6.50 Guest WEEKEND: M2.00 UWP Student '14.00 Guest FOR TRAIL CONDITIONS CALL: 553-2695 RANGER Thursday, January 28, 1982 Men cagers coming of age by Greg Bonofiglio Note: Due to a shortage of space in last week's Ranger, Inside UWP Sports was withheld until this week. Because of the time differential between the Monday morning story deadline and the games that the men's team played during the week, the games played on Monday and Wednesday night will not be covered until next week. Seventeen games into the 1981- 82 season finds the Parkside Ranger basketball team at a 10-7 mark, with only ten games remaining until the start of the WICA playoffs scheduled to begin Feb. 23. Although they are only 6-4 since the end of the last semester, the Rangers did defeat UW-Oshkosh and Carthage to maintain their dominance of the Ranger Classic. Their four losses came at the hands of Division I opponents: Colorado, Oklahoma, and McNeese State. Throughout the semester break Parkside appeared to be jelling into a very formidable team. Offensively, the Rangers have been impressive, racking up 79, 89, 81, and 89 points against UWOshkosh, Carthage, UWPlatteville, and Lakeland respectively. Defensively, Parkside has reduced the number of mental mistakes which had plagued the team in the earlier part of the season. As a whole, the team has shown flashes of the traditionally aggressive defense which is so characteristic of Steve Stephens' coaching. Since becoming academically eligible, sophomore Charles Perry has provided a real spark to the team on both ends of the court. In his first three games, Perry averaged 21 points and 5 rebounds per game; his outside shooting has opened things up underneath. The play of Wilbert Webb perhaps best symbolizes the improvement the team has made. In recent games, and the Lakeland game in particular, Webb has been a dominating force in the middle. Together with forward John Herndon, who has also come into his own of late, the starting back line of the Rangers has finally begun to play up to its potential. As has been the case in the past, the Ranger team always seems to show improvement after playing Division I teams. Coach Stephens and his program have received criticism for scheduling teams from some of the bigger schools in the country. Whether such a schedule is "logical" or not, the fact remains that the level of performance by the team steadily improves with Parkside playing against higher quality opponents. Mental mistakes, such as Webb putting up a shot with only 17 seconds and a three point lead on the line in the Oshkosh game, appear to have been reduced. There is a new crispness in the play of both the offense and defense that simply wasn't there in the early part of the season. In the Lakeland game, the Perry and Webb connection worked as well as it has ever worked. With defenses sagging in on Webb, the Parkside center shoveled passes out to Perry who would then promptly connect them from the outside. When the defense countered by pressing both Webb and Perry, they worked the ball out to either Darron Brittman open in the lane for an easy jumper, or to Dave McLeish on the opposite side for one of his patented long range jumpers. It has been some time since a Ranger team has shown such execution. The key here will be consistency. One player who must show more consistency is freshman forward Ray Duckworth. A crowd favorite and the team personality, Duckworth needs to improve on his defensive play. On offense he has fared much better, and is a definite scoring threat whenever he is on the court. But here too, Duckworth must work on the strengths of his game and reduce the number of forced shots he's taken. He has the potential, but as Henry Ford once said, "You don't build a reputation on what the future holds." Guard Darron Brittman has shown a lot of poise for a freshman. The Ranger playmaker is an excellent ball handler and a team leader in both assists and steals. His 17 point performance against Ferris State proves he is fully capable of putting the ball up if needed. He proved this again in the games against LaCrosse and the Illinois Institute of Technology (IIT). Men's basketball Photo by Mark Sanders PARKSIDE'S JOHN HERNDON shoots over IIT during a recent game. 8 Thurs day, Jan u a ry 28,1982 RANGER >' J!- ^idll iSifSSISS *1 * • JOHN PETERSON of Parkside's bowling team - look for story in next week's Ranger. WOW! What A Selection Photo by Masood Shafiq THE PARKSIDE WRESTLING TEAM took on and beat LaCrosse last weekend in LaCrosse. Improve your memory. Order this memo board now-before you forget! PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 a m - 4:00 p m • SPEA RMINT LEAVES • J UBE J EL LS • CARAMELS • CARAMEL BULLIES • ROYALS • T OF FE ES • JOTS BRIDGE M IX • M ALTED MILK BALLS • CHOC. C RE ME DROPS • CHOC. RAISINS • CHOC. P E ANUTS • PEAN UT BUTTER CUPS STARS • YOGURT PEANUTS • CAROB M ALTED MILK BALLS • CAROB PEANUTS • SUNFLOWER S EE DS • CARIBBEAN DELICACY CALIFORNIA MIX • STUDENT FOOD • GIANT CASHEWS • NATURAL PISTACHIOS • SPANISH PEANUTS • BLANCHED PEANUTS • YOGURT RAISINS • Y O G U RT S E S A ME BRITTLE • RED SKIN PEANUTS • MINT C OOLERS • STARLIGHT MINTS • SOUR BALLS • CINNAMON DISKS • C OF FEE • BUTTERSCOTCH DISKS • ROOT B EER BARRELS • POP S • P E A N UT B U T T ER KISSES • P EP PE RM INT KISSES • LICORICE BULLIES •JELLY BEANS • ASSORTED PERK YS • ORANGE SLICES SPECIAL WEEK OF FEB. 1 STUDENT FOOD 40% OFF \ \"* A And remember, \W\ good times stir with \ +++' Seagrams 7 Crown. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Ranger Editor - Helgeson resigns Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Book Exchange provides alternative hi; U'An I\lAifAw 1 l... i 11 i « by Ken Meyer Editor Business has been booming at the Campus Book Exchange since registration started Jan. 12. The Exchange offers students a chance to save money buying textbooks, a welcome relief to students who are forced to pay a $23 tuition surcharge and inflated costs at the bookstore. The semester - old Exchange, located in the Level 1 WLLC concourse near the bookstore, has been attracting crowds of book buyers and sellers most of the hours it has been open. The Exchange, operated by the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (PSGA), is taking a chunk out of the bookstore's business. The bookstore, operated by Follett, Inc., has been under fire recently and alternative ways of running the bookstore are being considered (see accompanying story). Follett's contract with Parkside expires after this semester. They are able to charge 5% over a book's list price because they operated at a loss for two years. PSGA Vice - President Kathy Slama, who is the manager of the Exchange, described one common type of customer: a student who has purchased a textbook at the bookstore who stops by the Exchange to see if they have the book. If they have it, he/she checks out the price, returns the book to the bookstore for a refund and then purchases it at the Exchange. Tim Zimmer, the only paid worker at the Exchange, described another type of customer — a student who purchases whatever books he/she can at the Exchange and then says, "Well, I have to go to Shopko now." This, is how the Exchange works: a student gives a book to the Exchange and it is put on a shelf until another student buys it. The buyer pays 65% of the list price, even if the book is used. The Exchange keeps 10% (or 6.5% of the list price) for operating expenses. The remainder (59.5% of list price) is then returned to the student who gave the book to the Exchange. This system is more advantageous for both the buyer and the seller than going to the bookstore, which buys books back at 50% of the price it was last sold (used or new) and then sells it at 75% of the same price. Although the Exchange is competitive with the bookstore, that is only the case with used books, said Slama, because the Exchange doesn't deal with new books. "But if we had the books to sell, we would sell them easily," she said. "We're doing probably 70 or more percent of our business on introductory - type courses," said Zimmer. "It's a haven for freshBookstore Committee Options weighed by Pat Hensiak A recent Bookstore Committee meeting led to the approval of a "report on bookstore options." The report was developed by a small group of Parkside people consisting of Nicholas Burkel, Chancellor Guskin's executive assistant; Jim Kreuser, PSGA President; Linda Henderson, administrative intern; Dave Holle, Campus Controller; and Thomas Moore, Assistant Professor of Sociology. The task of this committee was to come up with a recommendation that would solve the bookstore problem. The report at the meeting suggested that the university should follow a strategy of submitting the bookstore contract to competitive bidding by outside vendors. At the same time, advertising for a bookstore manager who would run the bookstore as a university - run operation would take place. The bids for the bookstore are tentatively due Feb. 10 and 11. The university is under no obligation to accept the bids. The university has the right to reject all of the bids if the bids are not in the best interest of the state. STUDENTS crowd Campus Book Exchange to buy and sell books. Photo by Steve Myers men out there . . . and they're getting all their books from us." Slama noted that a problem with upper - level courses is that students tend to keep their books from those courses. Another problem, she said, is that upper - level textbooks often change from year to year. One unexpected business, according to Zimmer, was the large number of students bringing books to the Exchange to be sold. The bookstore only buys back books at the end of the semester. "What's been happening," said Slama, "is we deplete our inventory, we fill it, deplete it, and fill it. It's just a constant circle. I think that whoever is setting up the new rules for the bookstore is going to have to realize that there is a market for buying books back during the year and not just at the end of the year." Slama and Zimmer summed up > their feelings about the service the Exchange provides to students. "I feel that setting this up was something that this school really, really needed," said Slama. "It's taken off and it's worked. I really feel good about it." Said Zimmer: "(We're providing an alternative source of going to the bookstore because you know everybody really dreads going into that bookstore and paying the prices that they're paying. If we can setup something like this and allow them to come to us and get a better deal, it makes you feel good." Many students share that good feeling, too — e specially in their pocketbooks. Ranger Editor Helgeson resigns Guskin to stay at Parkside Parkside Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, who was a finalist for the presidency of Temple University in Philadelphia, was notified that the Temple Board of Trustees has selected Peter J. Liacouras, 50, Dean of Temple's Law School, to be the university's new president. Guskin was one of three finalists at Temple, which is one of the country's largest and most comprehensive urban universities. ' Guskin said the decision to choose an internal candidate surprised him and others close to the scene. "There had been very strong indications throughout the process that Temple would go outside for their new president," he said. "Obviously the Board was persuaded otherwise." Guskin said he had "mixed emotions" over the outcome but "was relieved that the situation was resolved." "The challenge was very appealing, but the process has been very distracting to me, my family and the university. As I said when my candidacy became publicly known, leaving Parkside and Wisconsin would have been a very difficult personal and professional decision. I love it here and my only desire now is to get on with our work at this university." Ginger Helgeson Ginger Helgeson officially resigned as Editor of Ranger at Monday's Ranger Board of Directors meeting. Elected to replace her was Ken Meyer, who was Editor last year and News Editor last semester. "In short," read Helgeson's resignation notice, "neither the salary nor the creative challenge of the position has proven to be worth the time and energy I find I have had to put into the job. "I would like at this time to thank all of last semester's Ranger staffers for their help and support," concluded the resignation notice. Meyer expressed his disappointment in Helgeson's resignation. "It's a shame she had to resign," he said. "Under her editorship last semester the paper was the best it has ever been in its 10 years of existence. "This semester might be the roughest semester ever," continued Meyer, "because a few other key people aren't returning. We'll also have a tough time in trying to maintain our independence." Meyer hopes that students, staff and faculty will support Ranger in its efforts to serve Parkside. "We'll do the best we can with what we have," he said, "but we'll need the help of others — e ven if the help is only support — if we want to keep things the way they should be." Chancellor Alan Guskin INSIDE . . . Editorial: Union closed during finals?! Christmas movies reviewed Mens § womens basketball Thursday, January 21, 1982 Competes with bookstore W University of Wisconsin - Parkside Vol. 10 - No. 15 2 Thursday, January 21,1982 RANGER Editorials Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. icocoooa «ccoc< KEVIN P ETERS, SALEM INDEPENDENT SENTINEL, MR. SECRETARY. HOW CAN WE JUSTIFY SANCTIONS AGAINST T HE U .S.S.R. OVER THE POLISH C RACKDOWN WHEN W E SUPPORT RE PRES3IVE R EGIMES IN CHILE, THE PHILLIPINES, AND SOUTH Good job, Book Exchange Our heartiest congratulations go out to the PSGA-run Campus Book Exchange, which met with prosperous business during registration last week and the first days of classes this week. The success of the Book Exchange hinges on the strong dissatisfaction of many students with the campus bookstore. The bookstore is operated by Follett, Inc. and its contract with Parkside expires after this semester. Chancellor Guskin has expressed his position that the university will operate the bookstore if that is what's necessary in order to have a satisfactory bookstore. We applaud Guskin's stand on this issue and we congratulate the Campus Book Exchange for filling the void created by the bookstore not satisfying the majority of the students. Union closed during finals?! The last three days of final exams last fall semester (Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, Dec. 21, 22 and 23) made many students angry. Not because they had tough exams, but because they discovered the Union Square and the Rec Center were closed. Union administrators gave two reasons for deciding to close the Union Square and Rec Center: the final exam week was interrupted by a weekend and the exam schedule indicated that there wouldn't be enough students to warrant keeping them open. The decision to close the Union Square and Rec Center was wrong on both counts. A week of final exams is a week of final exams whether or not there is a two-day break in the middle. Also, there were many people at school those last three days of finals, especially Monday and Tuesday The number of people in the Coffee Shoppe area alone would have filled a sizeable portion of the Union Square. And considering that almost every group of people had beer, wine and/or champagne, many drinks would have been purchased at the Union Square — if it was open. In a time of tight money, it would seem natural for administrators to try to generate as much revenue as possible. But in this case Union administrators showed poor judgement and ignored the possibility of making some money — not to mention providing a service to the students and faculty and staff at the same time. Hopefully next time will be different. YOUNG M\N, I'M NO T GOINQ T O DIGNITY-LEND THAT Q jJERY WITH E VEN A C RYPTIC REPLY.' I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME W E STOPPED THE USE OF THIS CRITICAL MODE OF POLICY ASSESSMENT^ k YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HYPOCRITICIZED MORALITY AND THIS TOOTHBRUSH AND CLEAN EVERY COM­ MODE IN THIS UNIT ^ WITH THEM! A ND I WANNA Editor's column by Ken Meyer Editor Boy, what a difference a month makes. I never expected to be writing any more Editor's columns (at least not for Ranger, that is), but due to unforeseen circumstances, I am again Editor. This semester will be an interesting one to say the least. Over semester break, Ranger lost its Editor, Ad Manager and other staff members. What a pity that is because last semester's Ranger was the best it has ever been in the history of Parkside. That's not just my opinion but also that of the many people who complimented our noticeable improvement last semester. But (there's always a but) that may all change. Our staff has been so drastically reduced that it will be tough to maintain last semester's excellence. But we'll try and, hopefully, we'll succeed. That will only be possible if we Here we go again receive help. Students can help us and themselves in many ways by joining our staff. For example, we offer a 15% commission to advertising salespersons, and ads are the lifeline of any newspaper. There are also two paid positions currently open — that of Advertising Manager and News Editor. If anyone feels qualified for either position, feel free to come to Ranger office and talk to me. The application deadline is Friday, Jan. 29. Another change this semester will be in the rates for classified advertising. It was announced in the last issue in December that the rate for 10 words or less would decrease from 50 cents to 30 cents. That has changed again. We now offer one free classified ad (10 words or less) per week to Parkside students, faculty and staff. Additional ads will cost 50 cents for 10 words or less. One more quick point: please let us know if you feel something should be brought to the attention of the entire Parkside populous. If you have an opinion about an issue, let us hear your views in a letter to the editor. We want to hear from you; that's why we're here. From the Files 10 years ago "SGA Book Exchange Successful Despite Handicaps," by Marc Eisen The university bookstore's monopoly on selling books to UWP students was jolted twice last week as the Parkside Book Exchange opened last Friday with unexpected success, and as Attorney Jay Schwartz told Student Government leaders he would be willing to sue the University and the bookstore in the event negotiations with them fell through. The Book Exchange, despite a minimum of pu blicity and opening Friday, after the bulk of registration was over, had over $350 in sales, with another $100 estimated in sales made before the books could be processed. The organizers said that 80 people brought books in to be sold. They estimated 400 people stopped in during the day. The exchange was organized jointly by students Fred Zievers and Tom Werbie along with Student Government. The success of the Book Exchange surprised most of its organizers. They noted the handicaps — the refusal of the University to allow them to hold it on campus, the lack of organization, the lack of publicity, the fact it was held after most students had registered and many had already bought their books, the difficulty of obtaining a book list, and the famed apathy of Parkside students. —Newscope, Jan. 17, 1972 5 years ago — "Bookstore Bungles?," by Christopher Clausen In the past the Parkside Bookstore has been the subject of criticism from both students and faculty. Charges of unjustified high prices and sloppy management have been leveled consistently with little done to probe these charges. This semester less than 25% of the books ordered have arrived as of Thursday, Jan. 13. In an interview with Ranger, bookstore manager Paul Hoffman commented on some of these questions as well as others: RANGER: How do you determine your prices? HOFFMAN: For new books we use the publisher's suggested retail price. For the used books we raise the price by 25% from the price we paid for them to cover expenses and make a profit. RANGER: What is the reason(s) behind the current lack of books for this semester? HOFFMAN: Well, we had several late requests turned in by the faculty and the weather has not helped for deliveries either. There are other reasons but they will come out later. —Ranger, Jan. 19, 1977 I year ago — "Students applaud surcharge withdrawal" President O'Neil's decision to withdraw a request for a second $30 surcharge on University of Wisconsin student tuition will avoid the problem of harming access to the UW System for the students, but creates new problems of determining where the budget axe will fall, said Kim Kachlemyer, President of United Council, the statewide UW student lobby. The students do not blame the Regents or administration for trying to avoid cutting spending, said Kachlemyer, but do not believe that another surcharge would have been fair to the students, who already accepted 20 percent of the burden of the cutback with a first semester surcharge. "We blame a politically gutless state government which found it politically easy to give away $942 million in tax revenue and now can't find $10 million to save its own university," said Kachlemyer. —Ranger, Jan. 22. 1981 ATTENTION BUSINESS STUDENTS DO Y OU — N EED BUSINESS EXPERIE NCE? CAN YOU — FUNCTION IN A SALES EN VIRONMENT? COULD Y OU — MANAGE A SALES TEAM? OU R ADV E RTISING MAN AG E R EARN ED OVER $500 IN COMMISSION ALONE. Applications now being accepted for: ADVERTISINC MANAGER (This is a paid postion) Appl ications are also being accepted for NEWS E DITOR v*,r,.-rlkli 0BENTAILS ASSIGNING, EDITING AND WRITING NEWS STORIESON VARIOUS CAMPUS EVENTS Salary-12hrs./wk.,:$3.35 per hour Contact Editor Ken Meyer at Ranger Office WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shoppe) Ranger is an equal opportunity employer Ken Meyer Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Andy Buchanan Juli Janovicz ganger Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Business Manager Distribution Manager ~ „ STAFF Edrnar^° npat'iHensiak0 ' .""T?' DeLuisa< *achry ° f UW P a r k si d e a n d , h eV solely RANGER isVpr rLT e hdVthe UnVo^ciope^aliv^'pJbrsh 6 ^^' ^J'" 9 ^ h0,idays ' Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141. dressed ,0; Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UW paper with one^inch margins 3CAn P 1 ettnr = * ype *""' f,en ' doublespaced on standard size eluded for verification™' 9 '" 5 ' A" ' e ' ,erS must be si 9 ned and a telephone number inNair.es will be withheld for valid reasons. reserves all ed/toria? pr^leqes^in9 ri>T' I™ l ? ublica,ion on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory content Pr ' Vlle9es in re ' uS'"9 to print letters which contain false or Prof. McKeown dies RANGER Thursday, January 21,1982 nrnf E' McKeOWn, professor of sociology at Parkside died Dec. 13 in Chicago. A private burial service was u 2 m Chicag° for Prof. rh t° WnV62 ' 1469 N" Sherida " Ka., Kenosha, who died at Billings hospital where he had been hospitalized for Several weeks. A memorial service also was held at the University of Chicago's Bond Chapel Dec. 19. Prof McKeown joined the Parkside faculty in 1970, c oming from DePaul University where he chaired the sociology department from 1962-70. A s cholarship fund is being established in his name at Parkside. Prof. McKeown received his PhD in sociology from the University of Chicago in 1949 He also taught at St. Xavier College and New Mexico Highlands University. At both DePaul and Parkside his career was marked by strong commitment to community service. He was active as a volunteer in a wide range of service organizations in Racine and Kenosha dealing with social, political and humanitarian concerns. He encouraged students to become involved in community affairs and established a course on community volunteerism. This popular course gave students the opportunity to work as volunteers in many human service agencies in Racine and Kenosha. In addition to his service and teaching accomplishments, his career was distinguished by his scholarship. He was the author of numerous articles in professional journals, monographs and books. His research and writing covered a wide range of topics including juvenile delinquincy and criminal justice, aging, urban politics, social theory and race relations. He recently completed the manuscript for a high school sociology text which will be published next year. Prof. James McKeown Club Events Women in Business Women in Business has many events planned and hopes to get off to a good start by encouraging all interested students to attend the first meeting Feb. 1 in the Business Conference Room (Moln 327) at 1 p.m. Before last semester ended, Carla Thomas was elected President because former President . Barb Kingery graduated. All other offices have remained the same; however, elections for next semester will start in a month. Some future events are: a bake sale Jan. 25 from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. on the main concourse near the library and a Phi Gamma informal meeting Jan. 30 t o decide whether they should become a chapter. The meeting will be held in the Faculty Lounge (Moln 111) from 1 t o 3 p.m. MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE There's an endless frontier of need out there, stretching from the Sahara to the Andes to the Atolls of the South Pacific. In 20 years, 80,000 Peace Corps volunteers have traveled to all of them, to work with people in over 60 countries. They've done everything from helping villagers dig wells and build houses, to teaching them languages and skilled trades, to giving advice on farming and health care. Join a phenomenal tradition. The difference is a better world, and a better you. BOOTH ON CONCOURSE, MARCH 30 & 31. Interviews in Placement Office, MARCH 31. Special counseling offered I „, c t s£tt? Do you need help. — to develop assertive skills? — to develop dating skills? — t o overcome public speaking anxiety? — to quit smoking? — to overcome a specific non - social- fear (such as fear of heights, water activities, driving, bees, etc)? Special group counseling programs are being offered this semester to Parkside students (and others) concerned with any of these problems. The programs are sponsored by psychology professor William Morrow. Students in his class in Behavioral Counseling will conduct the groups under his supervision. The programs are free and open to all. The programs will employ structured counseling and training procedures which have been found in controlled studies to be relatively effective for the particular problems. Each program will involve six to 10 counseling / training sessions, plus homework activities. Sign-up cards to register for any of these programs are available at the Main Place Information Kiosk and the Information Kiosk. Those interested are asked to sign up by Friday, Feb. 5, 1982. Auditions set Auditions for two plays for spring semester, The Land of The Dragon and A Thurber Carnival will be held in the Communication Arts Theater today (Thursday) and tomorrow at 3:30 p.m. No advanced preparation is required and anyone interested in acting in a show is invited to come. The Parkside Ranger has reduced its classified ad rates to students in an effort to make advertising more accessible to students. Ads to students were formerly free, until the beginning of this semester when a blanket fee of 50« per ten words was attached as part of general advertising rate increases. Students may now place classified ads at a rate of 35? per ten words. No advertising will be accepted that is deemed by the editor as defamatory in content. The reduced ad rate for students is the result of student request. SERVICES OFFERED TYPING — Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657 6 °68. WANTED NEED A RIDE from Lathrop and Taylor Monday through Thursday for 6-8:45 p. m. class. Will share expense. Call 554-0712. Ask for Medha. WANTED: sportswriters to cover various winter sports. Stop in or call Karen at the Ranger office, 553-2295. ALSO WANTED: News writers, feature writers, advertising salespersons, photographers, cartoonists. Don't be shy, stop by Ranger office right away III!! The office is next to the Coffee Shoppe in WLLC. Ask for Ken. CRACKING A TOUGH JOB MARKET IN THE 80 V* A seminar by RODGER L. DE ROSE Manager, U.S. New Products, S.C. Johnson & Son, Inc. (UW-Parkside Graduate'72) Wednesday, January 27, 1982 Parkside Union, Rooms 104-106, 12-2 PJNA. • Campus Recruiting Techniques • The "In the Door" Interview • Now that You've Got the Job, "Plot a Route to the Top" Reservations requested by Jan. 26, 1982 CALL 553-2452 OR Stop in the Alumni & Placement Services Office, WLLC DI73 VALUABLE COUPON REDEEM IN THE REC CENTER DURING THE MONTH OF JANUARY AND RECEIVE ONE FREEGAMEOF BOWLING AND FREE SHOE RENTAL (RETAIL VALUE 95<) LIMITONE COUPON PER PERSON BOWLING STROLLIN' BOWLIN' BUCK Saw a 10% to 75% on. Art Supply Sale • UQUITEX OILS • TURPENTINE • PENCILS • PASTELS • SPEEDBALL ACRYLICS CONTE CRAYONS • CANVAS • PADS OF PAPER *ANK • SHEETS OF PAPER . ^t riSs • KNEADED ERASERS • PORTFOLIOS • STRETCHER BARS • CERAMIC TOOLS • CLAY • BRUSHES • TAPE • GLUE MAT BOARD • DRAWING BOARD • CALLIGRAPHY & LETTERING PENS & NIBS • Thursday, January 21, 1982 RANGER • • • "Reds" and "Ragtime" turn out to by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Christmas is a time for giving gifts, decorating trees, drinking booze and joining in general holidaic merrymaking with family and friends. It's also the time for buying the gifts, trees, decorations, booze, and all the other accruements necessary for having a good time over the holidays. Christmas is a time to spend money, and merchants know this. So do moviemakers, which is why we see some of the studios' most expensive and highly touted films released at this time of the year. The films of this past Christmas season did only moderate business box - office wise, but unlike many other years, there were several truly excellent offerings from Hollywood over the 1981 season. Ragtime There were very good and very bad Christmas' films, but "Ragtime" was one of the best of the lot. This latest film from Milos Forman stars, among others, Mary Steenburgen, Moses Gunn, and the legendary James Cagney. Based on the book by E.L. Doctorow, the film is an account of the scandals and controversies surrounding such famous (or infamous) figures as Harry K. Thaw, Evelyn Nesbit and Harry Houdini at the turn of the century. All the actors are terrifically cast — Marilyn McGovern is perfect as Evelyn Nesbit, as is Mary Steenburgen (one of my favorite actresses) in her role. But the highlight of the film has to be Howard E. Rollins' portrayal of Coalhouse Walker Jr., a young black musician - turned militant. Walker's frustration and anger for the racist society of turn - of - the - century America is heartbreak ingly communicated in an electrifyingly emotional performance, perfectly executed by ' Rolins every step of the way. In fact, without Rollin's performance, "Ragtime" might be somewhat devoid emotionally. The film follows the lives of many different people; Coalhouse Walker Jr. is the closest the film comes to having a central character. Add to that the fact that many of the characters are not in the least bit likeable, and the audience is left with very few characters to indentify and empa thasize with in the film. But Rollin's performance, combined with Forman's superb direction, leaves little room for doubt. "Ragtime" effectively captures the essence of America at that UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE ANNUAL SPRING BREAK - DAYTON A BEACH MARCH 12-22, 1982 *219 Complete VIA AIR-CONDITIONED, BATHROOM INCLUDES: • ROUND TRIP TRANSPORTATION EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH • 7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE DELUXE OCEAN - SIDE PLAZA HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & OTHER E XTRAS • FULLY E SCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL TAXES & HOTEL GRATUITIES SIGN CP NOW PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE, RM. 209, 8 A.M. - 4:30 P.M. MON. - FRI. OR CALL 553-2200 FIRST BUS FILLED —2ND FILLING FAST—LIMITED SPACE! time, America as seen through the eyes of philantropists, movie stars, and poor immigrants, just off ships from Europe. The film's cinematography is fantastic, and the score by Randy Newman ("Short People") is perfect for this film. Don't miss this one. Modern Problems Miss this one, though. "Modern Problems" isn't worth the film it's printed on, much less the admission price. The film, starring Chevy Chase, is the story of a mild mannered air traffic controller, who, while driving home one night, gets behind a truck carrying gallons of sickly green nuclear waste. Gobs of the goo spill out all over Chase, and the next morning he wakes up to discover that he has somehow acquired telekinetic powers from the iieluge of nuclear gook. A rediculous plot you say? Well, maybe so, but Chevy Chase and his co-stars could have possibly pulled it off, had they injected even a modicum of comic acting into the film. The film isn't in the least bit funny, or even entertaining for that matter. Time after time situations in the plot were presented that had the potential to be funny. I wanted to laugh when Chevy Chase had a radiation milkshake poured on him. I wanted to laugh when he walked unsuspectingly into a gay bar. But I could not bring myself to laugh, or even snicker, and that was all Chevy Chase's fault. He saunters through this movie as if his dog had just died, and displays about as much personality and comic wit as would a wet piece of cardboard. Maybe he thought the film was a bum deal, and wanted to get out as fast as he could. But he made it a bummer. Neighbors "Neighbors" is another case of comic mindfood turned sour. I walked into the film expecting something like the "Blues Brothers," you know, something funny. But instead I found a totally weird flick that was supposed to be funny, and that everyone kept telling me was funny. Oh, the film isn't totally terrible. John Belushi turns in a very good performance as Earl Keese, the quiet, middle - aged suburban homeowner, and Dan Akryoid as Captain Vic is at once obnoxious and loveable. The film does even find a few laughs, here and there. But I guess I was expecting some bellylaughs, the kind you get out of "Animal House" or "Blues Brothers." For me at least, "Neighbors" was just too weird to be very funny. Sharkey's Machine While "Neighbors" was something of a dissappointment, "Sharkey's Machine" was a very pleasant surprise. This latest Burt Reynolds film also stars Charles Durning, Brian Keith and Bernie Casey as a team of vice squad cops out to bust up a local prostitution ring. At the film's opening, Reynolds, as Sergeant Thomas Sharky is actually working in narcotics division, but is demoted to vice when he has a shoot - out with a drug dealer, and a civilian bus driver is * shot. Sharky resigns himself to a life of "Porkside STILL Has Style" ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Mlbe 8>iueet IHfoppe IN THE PARKSIDE UNION announces THINGS FOR YOUR HEALTHYSWEETTOOTH 10 a. m. - 4 p. m Daily YOGURT • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Sesame Brittle • Bridge Mix CAROB • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Bridge Mix FRUITS & NUTS • Carribbean Delicacy • California Mix • Student Food • Sesame Seeds • Cashews • Blanched Peanuts • Spanish Peanuts • Pistachio Nuts • Fa• "incivy j MIVIixIAed tfU Nuts SPECIAL THRU JANUARY 40% OFF J^2j^L21£^g2gjyALTED MILK BALLS RANGER Thursday, January 21, 1982 5 be best films of the holiday season * * hustine hookers, perverts, and ' • busting hookers, perverts, and local riff - raff in vice squad, until he and his "machine," as vice is called, discover that a candidate for governor is having an extramarital affair with Dominoe, one of the $1000 a night prostitutes they have been following. As you might suspect, a whole conspiracy is eventually tracked into higher and higher eschelons of the city. Sharky falls in love with Dominoe, and lots of people end up getting killed, in order to silence the investigation. The plot is not exactly new or innovative, but the film works. Lots of well - paced, exciting action, is pitted with a dramatic, romantic love story, and with an occasional comic touch to top it off. The film isn't the usual silly drivel that Reynolds makes, in other words. All the actors tum in fine performances, one of the best being Bernie Casey's sensitive portrayal of Arch, one of the vice squad cops. Reynolds not only played his role as Sharky exceedingly well, he also directed the film. All in all, "Sharky's Machine" works and works well. This is the kind of film that Reynolds should be in. TAPS Taps "Taps" was a sad, tragic film, a hard one to watch. The film, starring George C: Scott and Timothy Hutton, is in the same genre as books like "Lord of the Flies," a tale of what happens when kids try to take things into their own hands, and run things as they see fit. In this case, the setting is Bunker Hill Military Academy, whose students, after finding out that the academy is to be closed, take over the school, as well as it's large supply of munitions, until the school's board of trustees agrees to negotiate with them on the sale of the school. Things go well at first. The boys are well versed in standard military procedure, and their takeover of the school is both organized and effective. But when the National Guard is called to the scene, we sense impending tragedy. George C. Scott is cast as KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726 - 75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414-843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5'/.% Interest H Your Dally Balance is s500.00 or Morel WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU CROW! General Bache, the old - soldier - in - residence at the school, who has influenced much of what Brian Moreland (Hutton), the school's senior ranking cadet, things about honor and courage. Moreland leads the takeover, following Bache's example of fighting for honor, and ideals. The obvious theme of the film is the difference that Moreland discovers between the glory of fighting for honor, and the cold, brutal reality of the death and destruction that comes out of war. The film's plot is not realistic, nor is it meant to be. It conveys its message well, in fact, all too effectively in the tragic conclusion. Not a fun film, not a great film, but perhaps an important one. Reds Last but not least is "Reds," the epic film that Warren Beatty not only starred in, but produced, directed, and co-wrote as well. The film, also starring Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson, is the story of American journalists Jack Reed and Louise Bryant, who became swept up in the Russian revolution of 1917. The film follows Reed and Bryant all over the world, in their trek from Greenwich Village to Russia, and back again. Beatty and Keaton, are superb as the two idealists, who, fed up with the wretched excesses of capitalism, turn to socialism, then to communism as a more humane form of government. Reed, in fact, becomes deeply involved in the communist revolution, and becomes an integral part of the political revolution that came into being during the early part of the century. Yet, for all they are worth, the politics serve only as a backdrop in "Reds." The heart of this film is its love story, the story of the on - again off - again relationship between Reed and Bryant. An epic film, but more importantly, a great love story. "Reds" is an excellent film, in the tradition of "Gone With the Wind." Beatty could have made this a lumbering, floundering ordeal, another "Heaven's Gate." But Keaton and Beatty hold this film together, with an undeniable on - screen chemistry that makes the love live. In an epic film such as this, audiences will feel they have lived it as well. Coming Ev ents Friday, Jan. 22 DANCE / CONCERT at 9 p. m. in Union Square featuring "Overkill". Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored bv PAB. Saturday, Jan. 23 CLASS "Balancing Personal Responsibilites: Managing Your Time" from 9 a. m. to 4 p. m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Wednesday, Jan. 27 WORKSHOP with Rodger De Rose of S. C. Johnson Co. at 12 noon in Union 104-106. Admission is free for Parkside faculty, staff and students. Sponsored by the Alumni Office. CONTEST Stroh's Case Stacking at 1 p. m. in Mid Main Place. The contest is free for Parkside students. Sponsored by PAB. SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPMES AND AWARDS FAST. S4-MOUSC ENORAVMO SERVICE SUPER HOURS: MON.-FW. 10:00 AM. - 1.-00 PM SAT. 10*0 A.M. - *00 P.M. CLOSED SUNDAYS A HOUDAYS • BROOKS • CONVERSE • TIGER • SPOT-SUE.T • SAUCONY • SPALDING • NEW BALANCE • NIKE • PUMA • PONY FOOTWEAR. The Active Athleies One Stop 694-9206 US* WIN IT, ONODM, w THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN PIZZA SPECIAL .75 to 1.25 OFF • BEER * SODA • WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE U NION Thursday, January 21,1982 RANGER Men's basketball Rangers even out over break by Doug Edenhauser The Parkside men's basketball team had a fairly even semester break by winning five games that they were pretty much expected to win, and by losing four games that they were pretty much expected to lose. They did, however, lose one game that they could have won even though they were underdogs. The break also saw the return to action of Chucky Perry, last year's freshman sensation. Perry was academically ineligible for the season's first seven games, but the way he played in the Ranger Classic and the games that followed made it look like he hadn't missed a minute. Arkansas, Dec. 10 The Rangers got in over their head in this one as they were handily defeated by Division I foe Arkansas by a 84-59 score. Senior guard Dave McLeish led the Ranger attack with 15 points, followed by Wilbert Webb's 13 and John Herndon's 12 points and 11 rebounds. Parkside was never in this one, as they trailed 41-30 a t halftime. Ranger guard Darron Brittman kept Arkansas from running away with the game in the first half with his quickness defensively, but fouled out with 13 minutes left to play in the game. Kansas State, Dec. 12 Parkside gave a tough Kansas State team a run for their money through much of the game before State pulled away to take an 83-63 decision. The Rangers cut an early 13 point deficit down to six for a 33-27 halftime score. Parkside kept coming to pull within four at 39-35 with 16 minutes remaining in the game, only to see their opponents pull away to the win. Center Wilbert Webb led the Rangers with 17 points, while freshman Cornell Saddler added 12 and John Herndon 10 points. Ferris State, Dec. 15 The Rangers, although tired after two tough losses on the road, were just too fast for Ferris State in a 63-59 home victory. Parkside led 34-27 a t halftime, but Ferris fought back to take a 51-50 lead with 5:30 left in the game. The Rangers put on a final spurt to take the victory, with Brittman scoring nine of his 17 points in the final stretch. Freshman Ray Duckworth added 17 points followed by Webb, who had 16 points and nine rebounds. Ranger Classic UW-Oshkosh, Dec. 28 Coach Steve Stephens led Parkside to the school's 200th victory as the Rangers qualified for the championship game for the fifth time in as many tries in this year's edition of the Ranger Classic by beating Oshkosh 79-76. This game marked the first time that last year's sensational guard, Chucky Perry, appeared in the Ranger lineup. He showed that he was ready to play as he led the Rangers with 23 points. Oshkosh didn't allow the Ranger victory to come easy. They led throughout most of the first half, and held on to take a 37-36 halftime lead. The Titans held a 62-52 lead late in the second half, but that didn't last long as the Rangers went on a 13 point scoring spurt to take a 65-62 lead that they never relinquished. Center Wilbert Webb followed Perry in Ranger scoring with 18 points and 13 rebounds, followed DO YOU NEED A ROOMMATE? Have you solved your housing needs? If you have any problems, please call SHIRLEY, PARKSIDE HOUSING OFFICE, 553-2320 ROOM 286 TALLENTHALL by Brittman's 16 points. Carthage College defeated Saginaw Valley 74-70 in double overtime in the other first round game to set up a cross town championship game. Carthage, Dec. 29 This year's championship game just didn't amount up to the battle it had appeared it would. Parkside used superior quickness and height to run circles around the Redmen as they handily defeated Carthage 89-60. Parkside used its three - guard offense to get out quicker on the fast break on offense without losing anything defensively. Perry earned tournament Most Valuable Player honors by leading all scorers with 22 p oints. Parkside destroyed Carthage in the rebounding department with a 66-40 advantage. Herndon led the assault by pulling down 18 boards to go along with 20 points. Webb added eight points and 16 rebounds. Saginaw Valley defeated Oshkosh 78-68 in the consolation game. UW-Platteville, Jan. 2 The Rangers ran their record to 7-3 with their fourth consecutive victory in an 81-67 rout with Platteville. Platteville took an early 18-15 lead, but the Rangers went on a 20- 6 scoring outburst and held on to take a 44-35 halftime lead. Perry again led the Ranger scoring attack with 18 points, followed by Brittman with 13, Herndon with 12, and Webb and Duckworth with 11 each. Colorado, Jan. 6 The Rangers were again outclassed by their Division I opponents as Colorado used a delay offense in the later stages of the game to take a 95-77 v ictory. Parkside remained within striking distance most of the game, trailing by nine at halftime, 47-38, a nd by eight with just over five minutes left in the game. Colorado gained much of its winning margin at the free throw line by outshooting the Rangers 19-7 a t the charity stripe. Perry led the Rangers in scoring with 20 points, followed by Brittman's 15 points. Brittman again showed his quickness by dishing out seven assists and \ University of Wisconsin - Parkside Jasckingfest Sat., Ftb. 13 & 20 - 6 p.m. Parkside Union Dining Room "An evening of fine food and gemuetlichkeit" • Rhine Wine Punch Reception • Five Course Gourmet German Dinner • Live Zither Dinner Music • Bavarian Dancers • Authentic German Band $16.50 pe r person — PLUS — Imported German Beer, Imported German Wine & A Good Time For All. RESERVATIONS BEGINNING 8:00 A. M. MON., FEB. 1 Union Info. Ctr. 553.2345 Photo by S. Squirrel WILBERT WEBB rises above Ferris State for two. stealing the ball five times. Oklahoma, Jan. 9 The Rangers fell victim to their second Big Eight conference opponent of t he week as Oklahoma lowered Parkside's record to 7-5 with a 93-60 w in. Parkside again stayed within striking distance through the first half, trailing 39-30 at intermission, only to see the Sooners put on a scoring spurt to put the game on ice. Herndon led the Rangers with 16 points, while Perry added 14 and Cornell 12. Herndon led the Rangers with 16 points, while Perry added 14 and Cornell Saddler 12. Lakeland, Jan. 12 For the second time this season the Rangers had little trouble downing the Lakeland Muskies, this time with a humiliating 89-64 score. Parkside's three guard offense of Perry - Brittman - McLeish accounted for 39 of the Ranger points by hitting from outside shots. Sometimes the long jumpers were just a way to get the ball inside as the bigger Rangers outrebounded Lakeland 53-36. Lakeland came to play, and took a 15-14 lead midway through the first half, but that didn't last long as the Rangers pulled away for a 39-29 h alftime lead. After that, the game looked just like a clinic as the Rangers built up a 30 point lead to destroy any hope Lakeland had of making the game look competitive. Herndon led the scoring for the Rangers with 16 points. Perry had 15, Brittman and McLeish 12, Webb 11, and Saddler 10. McNeese State, Jan. 14 For only the second time in Parkside's history, a Division I team agreed to visit Kenosha, and this time the Rangers came out on the short end of an 83-73 score. Parkside's three guard offense got the better of t hem this night as one of the short Ranger guards was given the assignment of guarding one of the much taller McNeese forwards. And this time the Ranger quickness wasn't up to snuff. The Rangers were led by Webb's 18 points. Perry added 15, Saddler 12, and Duckworth 10. The Rangers travel to Louisiana this weekend for a rematch with McNeese on Saturday and a game against New Orleans on Monday before hosting Northern Michigan next Saturday. REC CENTER SECOND SEMESTER HOURS MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY 8:30 a. m.-10 p. m. 8:30a. m.-10p. m. 8:30a. m.- lOp. m. 8:30a. m. -10p. m. 8:30a. m.-1 a. m. 12:00 p. m.-1 a. m. 12:00 p. m.-10 p. m. RED PIN SPECIALS MON. 8:30 a. m. - noon TUE. noon-6:00 p. m. Fri. 3:00-6:00 p. m. Moon lite Bowling Sat. 8 pm-12 am RANGER Thursday, January 21,1982 Basketball Women dominate tournament by bv KKa aren NnrwnnH •V*l I IX^I I &-< ren Norwood Sports Editor While most of us were home recovering from the holidays and enjoying semester break, the women's basketball team was doing what they do best, playing basketball. To bring you up to date, here is a brief synopsis of all of the games the women have played since Dec. 10. The Rangers now have a 8 - 5 season record. On Dec. 10 the Rangers took the home court to upset Northeastern 111. with a score of 64 - 59. The women cagers trailed Northeastern with 10 minutes left before the half 15 - 29, but battled their way back to tie up the score 32 - 32. From there on, the Rangers played a close game to finally win it with Robin Henschel leading the scoring with 18 points. Henschel was followed by Jeanne Jacobs, who contributed a total of 14 p oints to the Ranger effort. The Rangers then traveled to Milton, Wis. to take on Milton College. Noreen Goggin, the head coach for the women's basketball team, explains the 56 - 65 loss by saying, "We were never really into the game, we just couldn't seem to bring it all together." It wasn't a good shooting game for the women, with only 27 out of a total 77 shots going in. Five days later, the Rangers went to the St. Francis tournament in Joliet, 111. The Rangers took on three teams during the three day tournament: Chicago btate, St. Ambrose and St. Xavier The women first took on and lost to St. Ambrose. St. Ambrose's defense kept Laurie Pope down to only five baskets, and Robin Henschel was Parkside's high scorer with 13 points. But,, not to be held down for long, the women came back on Saturday with a victory over Chicago State, 92-76. Coach Goggin said, "It was a good opportunity for us to use all of our players." Laurie Pope led the scoring drive with a hearty 23 points, and sophomore Jeanne Jacobs followed with 20 points of her own. On the last day of the tournament, the Rangers beat St. Xavier with a final score of 77 - 62. Coach Goggin commented, "We played well, and set things up." Shelley Laffin, a 6 foot freshman from Wausau, was the leading scorer of the night with 14 points, 10 jumpers, and four from the line. Terri Bye was the next highest scorer on the Ranger team with 10 points. Next year Coach Goggin hopes to make it to the finals of the tournament, and not to the consolation bracket like this year. After a brief vacation, the women cagers hit the court again, this time in Wausau to take on Carroll College, Jan. 8. This was the first conference game of the Wrestlers grip second by Joe Kimm The Parkside wrestling team is alive and well. Six returning lettermen, three of them All - Americans, are part of a team that has done extraordinarily well this season. "We should be able to finish in the top ten," commented coach Jim Koch, "with Winter, Vania, and Muckerhide scoring some big points." The key to this year's success lies between the holds of two wrestlers, Dan Winter and Mike Muckerhide. Dan has amassed an amazing 30 wins and four losses record this season, to top off a career record of 80 wins and 17 losses. The five - time All - American won 19 of these in pins. Mike "West Bend" Muckerhide, on the other hand, has found his way into the school record books by pulling off 29 reversals and 39 near falls just this season. Eleven exciting meets have already been played and there are 18 more to be scored. The Parkside wrestling team is well on its way to statewide recognition. With top 20 status in both NAIA's and NCAA II, the team will be hosting the NCAA II Nationals in the spring. Last Friday there was a Midwest Classic Tournament at Taylor University in Upland, Indiana. True to form, our Parkside wrestling team came out with 89-1/2 points, second only to Grand Valley State. Some highlights included first place finishes by Muckerhide in the 150 lb. division and Matt Kluge in the 126 lb. division. Mike Vania and Brian Irek placed second and third in their weight divisions. Paul Roth also placed in the meet in the heavyweight division. Their next meet will be against La Crosse in La Crosse on Friday, Jan. 22 at 3 p.m. season, and the Rangers won with a final score of 80 - 74. Laurie Pope and Robin Henschel were tied as the leading scorers of the game with 16 points apiece. Closely trailing Pope and Henschel was Cindy Ruffert with 15. Pope was busy not only piling up the points, but also with rebounding a tremendous 18 balls, the most that she ever recovered in a single game. The game was, however, a costly one for the Rangers. Jeanne Jacobs injured her neck and back during the game, and was off the court for the next two games. The next night, the women battled it out with Oshkosh on their home turf. Some of the Oshkosh team members made a big mistake when they were sizing up some of the Ranger players. They referred to Parkside's Cindy Ruffert as, "the little squirt who can't play basketball." Ruffert pointed out their folly by becoming Parkside's' high scorer with a fantastic 25 points. The 5'4" sophomore hit 11 out of 12 free throws, putting a dent, along with Robin Henschel's 21 points, in Oshkosh's game. Oshkosh did, however, come away with the game, helped by a tremendous 38 points from their Cathy Try(xi. The Rangers went into a losing game with Milwaukee last Thursday because, in Coach Goggin's words, "They had a big psychological edge over us." The Rangers ended up losing to Milwaukee 82 - 60. Only 37% of Parkside's balls hit the net from the field; six of them were from Laurie Pope, the Ranger's leading scorer with 18 points. Marsha Housley from Milwaukee led the offensive against Parkside with a big 24 points. "Experience beat us here," said Goggin. Most of the members from Milwaukee's team had returned from last season, while only a few of the Rangers were back from last year. Last weekend, the Rangers hosted their own tournament with Loras College, University of Chicago and St. Xavier attending. The women took on Chicago first and beat them 77-32. The Rangers were shooting well — 53% from the floor. The biggest problem that the Chicago team had was during the second half when they scored only 11 points. No one on their team scored over 10 p oints. Last Saturday the Rangers edged out St. Xavier 68 - 64 to win the tournament for the third consecutive year. Robin Henschel Photo by Mark Sanders LAURIE POPE battles with Oshkosh on her way up. was Parkside's top scorer with 18, followed by Shelly Laffin with 12 points. The tournament took its toll however, when Laurie Pope sprained her ankle in the first few minutes of the game. Goggin hopes to see her recover quickly. Goggin felt that St. Xavier had improved greatly since the St. Francis tournament, but she felt that Parkside would have scored more points if they hadn't substituted as heavily. Nevertheless, it was good, according to Goggin, to let some of the other Parkside players get playing experience. The women's basketball team is showing a large improvement over last year's season record, and with Goggin's two new assistant coaches to help her, Goggin hopes to finish the season with a good record. "If we finish 16 -10 I'll be elated. A lot depends on how well we hold up." Game attendance is improving with each game as people discover how good the team actually is. Goggin hopes to see continued good attendance in the future, and she feels that she will. As she puts it, "We are a pretty decent team." The women's team takes on Marquette University tonight in the fieldhouse at 7 p. m. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. „ - auu one lccio Uldl ** . 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Eliminations will take place at each school. The top four teams will receive a T-shirt and move to the finals at each school. The finals at each school will take place preferably during the half-time activities of a basketball game. The winning team will receive a Stroh jersey and a trophy for each member. The team will then compete against other schools in your state for the state championship. Scores will be posted at your school and the team with the greatest number of cases stacked will be the state champion. State championship winners will receive a trophy and a Mo-Ped. Each state winner will be eligible for the grand prize. The grand prizes will be cash donations to the Director of Student Activities at the schools with the highest scores. THE "STROH CASE STACKING" IS A TEAM PROGRAM AND IS CONDUCTED BY THE FOLLOWING RULES. 1. Each team consists of four persons (male < or a combination of men and women. r female) 2. The object is to stack empty Stroh cases in a single stack as high as possible during a three minute time period. 3. All team participants are required to have their feet on the ground at all times (lift the stack from the bottom and slide one under). 4. During the three minute time period, if the cases fall, the team may restack them until the whistle I 1st PRIZE s2,000 2nd PRIZE *1,000 3rd PRIZE *500 i is an opportunity to have fun and win prizes for you and your school. m mm 5. Once the whistle blows, all team participants move away from their respective stacks. Eachi must free-stand for a period of 15 seconds. During this period if the stack falls the team will be eliminated. 6. Hard hats must be worn by all participants during the competition. Hard hats will be supplied by Stroh's. 7. Decisions of the judges will be final. 8. In case of a tie the declared winner will be the team with the best time. 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Just look INSIDE . . . * Surcharge "modest," Nwv Guskin tells students ^ * Milwaukee night life / beats the blues • Women's basketball gets going • Slama ele cted PSGA Vice President • Reviews: "Doctor's Farces!' and Village Voice rock critic • Fall sports letter winners announced • Book Exchange gears up for 2nd semester sal es * Is social drinking a problem at UW-P? * Rangers win 3 of 4 openers 2 Thursday, December 10,1981 RANGER Open Forum Guskin addresses proposed tuition surcharge by Ken Meyer News Editor The proposed $23 tuition surcharge was the major topic of Chancellor Alan Guskin's second open forum with students this semester. Only a dozen students attended the Dec. 2 forum. Phil Pogreba, a PSGA Senator, asked Guskin where last year's surcharge money was spent. Guskin explained that the surcharge - generated money was a part of a pool of funds that are usually allocated but weren't in order to make up for budget cuts the university system faced. "So, in effect," said Guskin, "the campus never saw that money. It was sort of given with one hand and taken with the other. (This year) I don't think it's going to be a very different situation." Everything depends on what Governor Dreyfus says in his January revenue statement. Guskin said, "If the Governor says that we have enough money in the state to fund what we said we were going to fund in the state and if we get the $23 per student — which would be in the order of $75,000 - 80,000 — my guess is that we'll use (the money) for the library, materials in the labs — things of that nature that we're really hard pressed on now. "What will happen in January, however, is the Governor will come out with revenue projections for the fourth quarter and the experience of the second and third quarters," said Guskin. "The result of that will be, everybody is estimating, not very good news for the state." Guskin said that a lot of the "$23 urns a modest amount giuen the benefits that it would bring about." surcharge money will probably go to make up for the mandated cuts. "So we'll still be behind the eight - ball," he said. "So the library still will have less books than we feel is appropriate and labs still will not have the chemicals and other materials that we think are necessary," he said. Mike Pfaffl, a PSGA Senator who organized a letter writing campaign to State Senator John Maurer against the surcharge, asked Guskin why there aren't any long term solutions to the UW System's financial woes. Pfaffl also noted that the UW System budget was only cut 2% while all other state agencies were cut 8%, and that the UW System is enjoying higher enrollments than projected. "Students, because of the 2% cut and because of the formula, probably paid the lowest tuition increase in the entire country," said Guskin. "The average in the country is 13 percent; students here paid 4.5 percent. I personally think it was much too low and was a mistake and we're suffering now with the mistake because students, not inappropriately, say we don't want to pay any more." Guskin suggested that the money should have been picked up with a larger tuition increase, maybe 6 or 7 percent, because then it would become part of the base. "What's happening with this surcharge business is that every year we have to go back and request again because it's not part of the base and qilite appropriately the students are upset. "The problem we really have, which is a very ticklish one, is can the university continue to sustain the kind of cuts that are brought about by inflation and the lack of "Students probably paid the lowest tuition increase in the entire country money and can we continue to sustain that over a long period and still maintain the kind of quality university we want?" Guskin said that access always has to be balanced with quality. "You can't just look at access alone because you have to have access to an institution that you respect," he said. "Just having access to the halls doesn't mean very much. Having access to a library that doesn't have the books you want doesn't make a whole lot of sense." Guskin feels that we are heading for a very difficult period in terms of access to universities and quality in universities. "I think Reagan doesn't really care a whole lot about access. I believe the philosophy of Reagan and the people around him is such that universities like this are not high on his agenda. "(Dreyfus), as a person, is deeply committed to access," said Guskin. "He's also a politician, though. Now, he's not a chancellor of a university any longer and he's got to worry also about running for election in a year and that affects a lot of things he does. But nevertheless it doesn't make a difference what his personal beliefs are. I think the reality is we're headed for a very, very tough time in terms of universities and students having the ability to pay the cost. "Nobody's figures out any answers yet," said Guskin. "I think until we figure out what an answer is we have to do it this way." Guskin said that $23 is not a lot of money. "But the $23, m y own feeling was, was a modest amount given the benefits that it would bring about. I would expect students to disagree. That's a difference of perspective; that's legitimate because my job is to protect the future of the university. Your job is to try to figure out how you're going to go to school." Photo by Jim Mertens CHANCELLOR ALAN GUSKIN talks to students during his second 1 " 0pen forum" of the semester Dec. 2. Other issues discussed Bookstore, basketball program, Temple Unberslty by Ken Meyer News Editor Other topics discussed at the open forum include: problems with the bookstore, the status of the basketball program after Coach Steve Stephens leaves, and Chancellor Guskin's job interviewing for President of Temple University. Bookstore Guskin has set up a small committee consisting of Nicholas Burckel, Guskin's executive assistant; Jim Kreuser, PSGA President; Linda Henderson, administrative intern; and Dave Holle, campus controller. "They're actually given carte blanche," said Guskin. "They can come up with a recommendation or recommendations that will solve the bookstore problem." The committee will report to Guskin Dec. 15 and again probably in mid - January. The committee is visiting other campus bookstores and will talk to people at Follett Corporation, which currently operates Parkside's bookstore. Said Guskin, "(The committee's recommendation) will enable us to do either of two things — create a contract language with Follett so that we get the kind of service we want or if that's not possible, create our own bookstore. We're prepared to, if we have to, run our own bookstore." "The goal is to reach the level of service that is expected of the campus bookstore," said Guskin, "namely have between 95 - 98 percent of the books in for people registered. Then get the quality of materials in the bookstore so that people can enjoy walking into a nice bookstore. That probably will require more space and we're a long way from solving that." One point brought up by a student was that the bookstore charges five percent over a book's list price. "That will stop," said Guskin. "We have to figure out a way to do that, but that will stop. It's the result of the rental charges and the amount of returns. We have the highest return rate, I think, in the country. We can" figure out why that is and we're going to do a number of things to stop it." The bookstore operated foi three years in a row without a profit, enabling them to charge five percent over list price. "I'm not being critical of the bookstore at Follett," said Guskin. "They're not in business to make all of you feel good. They hope that by making you feel good they make money. They probably have done neither right now." Basketball Guskin said that he assumes the basketball program will continue after Steve Stephens leaves his coaching position. Stephens has said this is his last season. "I'm not terribly involved (in the process)," said Guskin. "What will happen, my guess is, is that the Athletic Director will make a recommendation to the Vice - Chancellor. I would assume that we're going to have a respectable basketball program. It may not be the same kind of program we have now, but it may take a while to build it back up — I don't know." Temple University Guskin hopes to hear from Temple University "soon" about his application for the presidency of the university. "I'll be happy when it's all over, one way or the other," he said. "I didn't expect to be involved in this this year. I expected it the next two, three, four years." "I believe, like a lot of presidents of universities believe, that you should not stay more than 10 years under any circumstances — unless you have to. Namely because an institution needs a change every so often in people who are at the top because some styles have to be changed, things have to be done and tried again — things that were tried and didn't work. New people have to come in to try it again and see if they work." PSGA Senate elects Kathy Slama vice-president by Ken Meyer News Editor In its Dec. 2 meeting, the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Senate moved one step closer to having a full slate of officers by approving Kathy Slama as vice - president but, for the third week in a row, failed to elect a President Pro Tempore and Assistant President Pro Tempore. Slama, previously President Pro Tempore, has been acting vice - president since Kathy Bambrough resigned the post on Nov. 18. According to the PSGA Constitution, the PSGA President appoints a new vice - president with the advice and consent of a majority of the Senate. PSGA President Jim Kreuser's appointment of Slama failed to be approved when he brought it up during his report at the beginning of the meeting. The vote was 5-1-2 with Earlene Frederick John Peterson, Mike Pfaffl, Luis Valldejuli and Dave White voting KATHY SLAMA "Aye," Joe Ripp voting "Nay" and Phil Pogreba and A1 Spallato abstaining. But towards the end of the meeting Pogreba moved to remotion Slama's appointment. "I request that this be a secret ballot and I hope that all of you don't leave me hanging out on a limb by myself for too long," Kreuser told the Senate. The request for a written ballot has to come from a Senator, according to the PSGA Constitution, and Valldejuli made the request. The secret ballot approved Slama as the new PSGA vice - president with a 7-0-3 v ote. For the third week in a row, with two ballots taken each week, the Senate was unable to elect a President Pro Tempore and Assistant President Pro Tempore. Pogreba and Rodriguez are nominated for Pro Tempore and Peterson and Spallato are nominated for the Assistant position. The reason for the failure to elect someone to either position is that a two - thirds vote is needed. There are curreiftly 13 Senators in the 18 seat Senate making the necessary number of votes be nine. The problem that has plagued the Senate for the past three weeks is that there were only nine or 10 Senators in attendance, making the vote have to be unanimous or nine out of ten, which seems nearly impossible! Elections for the two positions will continue each Senate meeting until there is a decision. In a somewhat related matter, Valldejuli received a two week leave of absence with a 8-0-1 Senate vote. Valldejuli is currently acting President Pro Tempore; during his leave of absence, Randy Klees, the Senator with the highest seniority will fill the position until Valldejuli returns or somebody gets elected. Last Ranger of semester 19M ateuw"d tI"®" marks the close ot the faH seme5te «- - distribute^All2RanS ? e ,prst Ran§ er of the new year will semester. deadlines will remain effective during Display'advertteto!!"l!™™eVei? 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The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc., will continue working with the Committee on the policy. The Merit Portion proposal was approved without dissent on a voice vote. The policy gives the University Committee authorization to advise the administration and report to the Senate when campus discretion is allowed for increases not specified as merit or across - the - board. This summer, the University Committee made a successful recommendation to split an unexpected 2% "equity" adjustment 1% across - the - board, 1% merit. The Committee also recommended that the Senate's relative policy (PSF 8/77-78) be "clarified" to cover such additional increases, although the Committee said "the designation of such a component in the future is unpredictable." Guskin said his report reflected a "hectic time" for he and Ratner because they not only had discussed many issues with the Regents and System President Robert O'Neil, but also had other reports to make to the Senate. Some of the issues discussed during the meeting ere: • Parkside as a maturing university. Parkside, Guskin said, should no longer be "clustered" with other UW System schools according to the level of education offered. He has suggested to the Regents that clustering be designated by either major or numbers of students or by history. • The "teacher - scholar" model. Ratner said that since the Parkside faculty appears on many tables to have very light teaching loads, they decided to let the Regents know how strongly they felt that Parkside's faculty, as teacher - scholars, "add breadth to the UW System." Guskin added, "We ask them to support us for what we are." • Affirmative Action. Guskin said that this spring and summer he will be reporting to various local and state agencies on progress so far and future Affirmative Action goals at Parkside. "This means we will have to finish discussion of our goals soon," he said. • Sexual harassment. A policy to address sexual harassment has been sent from the Senate to the Regents, Guskin said, with implementation to follow approval and the agreement of PSGA and the academic staff. • The Bookstore. "We have to resolve the bookstore problem," Guskin said. "If we have to, we'll run our own bookstore,. Guskin said he has put together a committee to "very quickly look at some alternatives" by visiting other campuses that have widely diverse methods of handling books. The committee will be submitting a proposal by the first of the year, he said. • Interdisciplinary project plans. Guskin said that several interdisciplinary programs will be put together at Parkside next semester, featuring visiting professionals and cooperative seminar series, with other various interdisciplinary projects occurring. • Budget cuts. Guskin and Ratner also presented to the Senate a basic version of their Regents presentation on budget cuts. Guskin said his method of "using the budget as a tool of the institution's priorities rather than just cutting every year" makes budgeting "a very human process" and eliminates automatic decreases in institutional quality because of key program eliminations. Photo by Mark Sanders FORMER PARKSIDE TEACHER Shirley Kersey received a certificate in honor of her achievement from some student members of the Teaching Excellence Awards Committee at a reception held on Dec. 3. Kersey was denied the usual $500 stipend by Chancellor Alan Guskin on the grounds that she was no longer employed by UW-P. After negotiating with students this fall, Guskin agreed to sign Kersey's certificate. Reward system on trial basis by Jeff Wicks In an effort to reduce and deter crime on campus, four UW - System campuses (Milwaukee, Superior, Oshkosh, and Parkside) have been offering rewards that will pay up to $100 for information about crimes that occur on campus. Although this program has only been in effect on a trial basis for about a month now, its effectiveness in reducing crime is hard to determine so far. But the success of this program depends on the awareness by everyone of the Reward for Information Program (RIP) and how it works. "It takes time to build up the system," says Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life. In the four years that Pedersen has been at Parkside, he can recount many instances that the reason someone has been caught for major theft and vandalism is because a student got involved enough to notify the proper authorities. "The fact that the reward system exists is a deterrent (to crime)," Pedersen said. "When people get used to using it, and seeing it more, it will be a deterrent because other people worry about being turned in. It's also an encouragement to do it," he said. Pedersen points out that the more visible a criminal action becomes, the less likely people are to do it for fear of getting caught, not only by Security, but by students, faculty and staff as well. Essentially, the reward system used here is the same as police use in other communities. If somebody sees someone committing a crime on campus, they can call Security at 553-2455 a nd inform them of what they have seen. The caller remains anonymous and is immediately issued a case number. If the information received by Security results in the apprehension of somebody in the act of committing a crime, or an investigation that leads to the apprehension of someone who committed the crime, Security notifies a committee, which has been setup, that consists of someone in the Purchasing office, the President of the Student Senate, and Pedersen. "If the information turns out to be accurate, and that is of use to Security, then Security informs the committee," Pedersen said. The caller can then call Pedersen or Security and reveal his/her case number. The committee determines if a reward should be given, and if so, how much. The emphasis of the system is on confidentiality of the informant, which is the reason for the special number and the small size of the committee. The person collecting the reward can tell the committee if he / she wants the reward, which Pedersen calls "a Thank - you fee", in cash or check, Holiday library schedule The Wyllie Library Learning Center will be open the following hours during finals week and semester break: Dec. 16 - 22 — Regular schedule except: Dec. 18, 7:45 a.m. - 10 p .m. Dec. 22, 7:45 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. Dec. 23 - Jan. 17 — Mon. - Fri., 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Closed Sat. and Sun. Dec. 24 — 9 a.m. - noon Dec. 25 - Closed Dec. 31 — 9 a.m. - noon Jan. 1 — Closed Book Exchange gears up for business mailed to them or picked up personally. Since the reward system began, one case has already occurred. Pedersen said that someone witnessed University property being taken, called Security, and an arrest was made while the crime was still in progress. Pedersen said that University discipline action has already taken place and the eyewitness is getting a reward. Pedersen said that the person who committed the crime has his name kept confidential, as well. "The person who was paid in 99 chances out of 100, probably doesn't know the name of the person he turned in. Even when he calls Security about a reward, it's referred to by the case number. He's never given the name of the person he dealt with, never," Pedersen said. "You're dealing with a small minority of people," Pedersen says, when referring to offenders on campus. But 96 thefts totalling $24,331, and 27 offenses of criminal damage to state and personal property occurred on campus last year. Parkside's Security Department, faced with budget cuts and a limited staff, can only patrol so much at any one time and cannot be expected to catch all lawbreakers and solve all thefts. It is up to the students to prevent crime and deter vandalism, when possible. It is hoped by many that RIP can help. by Susan K. Stevens After one semester in operation, the Campus Book Exchange is gearing up its efforts to help students alleviate some of the pain involved in buying and selling books. Extended hours are planned for this week and next in order to handle the rush of students hoping to make more money on their used books. Although students may have to wait until the beginning of the spring semester for their books to be sold, there is one distinct advantage to selling books through the Exchage rather than through the Bookstore — more money. While book sellers will receive 50 percent of the price for which they bought their books from the Bookstore, they will receive 55 percent of the original price from the Exchange when their books are sold. Here is an example that shows how much money students could be saving through the Book Exchange: If student A buys a book from the Exchange for $6.50 (that would be 65% of the original price of $10), $5.85 (55% of the original price) would go to the person who brought the book to the exchange. Then if student A brings the book back to the Exchange at the end of the semester and it is sold, student A would also get $5.85 when it is sold again for $6.50. If student A had sold the book, which he or she had bought for $6.50, back to the Bookstore, he or she would receive 50% of the price for which it was last sold — in this case it would be $3.25. It contrast, the student would make $2.60 more by selling the used book through the Exchange. There are a few changes being made in the Exchange that will help serve students more efficiently next semester. Manager Kathy Slama is currently working on plans to sell student artwork in cooperation with the Parkside Art Department. Students who have had problems finding the right books for their classes will be glad to know that the Book Exchange now has a file of all the spring semester courses and the books that will be required for each. The Exchange obtained this information through the division offices. "Most of the division offices were very cooperative," said Tim Zimmer, Book Exchange worker. "The faculty seems to truly want to help us. To me, that means that they see us as a worthwhile organization." The Book Exchange is run with funding from the Parkside Student Government Association budget. Although 10 percent is taken from each book sold, the revenues have not come near paying expenses. The amount generated during this first semester of operation totalled $91.73. Although that figure is expected to increase, the revenues will not pay the bills. As Zimmer put it, "We don't want to become a profit - making organization. We just want to keep our budget requests to a minimum while serving the students in the best way that we can." In order to take advantage of the end of the semester book selling period, the Exchange will have extended hours ' this week and next. The specific hours are posted on the counter of the Exchange located in the WLLC concourse. If business demands that it stay open longer, the Exchange staff, plus a few PSGA volunteers, will keep the doors open longer. If you have a few books that you'd like to sell for more, bring them to the Book Exchange now. The Exchange will accept books in any condition. The students who buy them will judge whether or not they will sell, not the Exchange. UC President Krantz visited Parkside students President Robert Kranz of the United Council of University of Wisconsin Student Governments visited the Parkside campus on December 9. The purpose of the visit, according to Kranz, was to give Parkside students an opportunity to pose questions relating to the purposes and effectiveness of United Council. Kranz held office hours in the lobby of the Student Center to meet and talk with Parkside students. While on campus, Kranz also met with leaders of the Parkside Student Government Association, and administrative officers. Kranz also met with the PSGA Senate at its regularly scheduled meeting. Kranz has served as United Council President since June l! Prior to assuming office, Kranz served as the President of the Oshkosh Student Association during the 80-81 a cademic year, and until recently was a member of the Winnebago County Board. As United Council President, Kranz's responsibilities include administering the day to day operation of United Council, and serving as the primary liaison between UW students and UW System Administration and the UW Board of Regents. United Council is a federation of UW Student Governments. Currently, all UW four year campuses, with the exception of Eau Claire, are participating members of United Council. United Council is funded by a 50c per semester refundable fee paid by UW students on campuses participating in United Council. Thursday, December 10,1981 RANGER Editorials THERE ARE. REPORTS TODAY OF A LIBYAN HIT SQJJAD PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE SANTA CLAUS. WEL T AKE Y OU T O SAM P ONALDSON Oh, no! Nudity in class! Last week's "Viewpoint," if you remember, featured a conversation with one of Parkside's art department models for life drawing classes. He explained his job, talked a little about the rest of his life and said that if he had a chance, he would model at another school or for other artists. Nothing earth - shattering. But the interview did cause a stir in the art department. At first we didn't understand it — why were the interviewee and the course instructor so careful about wh~* they said and so eager to see the article before it went to print9 In talking with Doug DeVinny, who teaches life drawing here, we found the answer. He feels that there could be repercussions from conservative individuals and groups at Parkside and in the surrounding communities, that for some folks "nude" translates "obscene." For those of you that do have problems with nudity in the classroom, the Ranger has included the above sketches in this week's issue. We're not saying that Parkside students create this sort of work (but maybe they do); we're only saying that the world's finest artists, way back to the cave days, used the unclothed human figure to sharpen their eyes and coordinate their vision. Action, but how affirmative? In searching and screening for the position of Assistant Coordinator of Student Activities, the committee appointed has come up with some problems this fall. It seems that a firm grounding in Parkside's Affirmative Action Policy and Implementation Procedures would solve the problem. The committee, first of all, is composed of individuals who are all of Caucasian descent. While it is not always a sure bet to implement affirmative action by putting minority individuals on a committee, the point must be made that the reason that all the search and screen committee members turned out to be "white" is that there simply is no one in a position of administrative leadership in the area of Student Life who makes direct contact with students who is not "white." The committee should be applauded for at least attempting to work according to Affirmative Action guidelines with respect to stating from the outset that "if an equally qualified man and women are up for the job, the woman will be hired." They should also be applauded for making an effort to locate women and minority individuals for the job. However, since the position is an entry level position, the level of expertise they have been searching for has led to a stalemate of sorts. Of course, the Caucasian men are most qualified. At this point, the committee has tentatively decided to initiate a new search and screen process, while hiring an intern to take some of the workload that Coordinator Buddy Couvion has been forced to handle in the meantime. Let's hope the new committee will become familiar with and o c ONOFf v« From the Parking Lot Ho, Ho, Ho . . . Merry Easter! by G. Helgeson Editor Does that headline sound a little strange to you? It should; you've undoubtedly grown up wishing people either a "Merry Christmas" or a "Happy Easter." You may not mix your adjectives. The point is, of course, that Easter is not a merry time, or it's not historically supposed to be. And while the Christmas season is certainly a happy time for most people, there's something suspicious (I've always thought) about Christmas cards that beg to tell your friends and relatives to be happy. They can't help it if they've had deaths in the immediate family they'd rather be left alone to mourn. But — strangely enough, there is nothing wrong with telling them you want them to be merry. Merry is "Well, at least act like you're having fun." Merry is Santa Claus' jolly old elf face all reddened up from the invigorating weather. It doesn't matter if he has vein problems. Merry is "Put on some kind of act for God sake or you'll ruin Christmas for the be ready to implement affirmative action at Parkside. After all, the Assistant Coordinator will be responsible for working directly with Parkside students, 6.8% of which are minority persons. So far, these students do not see anyone in Student Activities who represents their interests. And with so much talk lately about "selling" activities programs to non - traditional students and other commuters, it's time someone thought of "selling" activities to minority students, some of whom are also non - traditional. rest of us." Merry doesn't seem fair. Besides, I've never actually felt merry. Come to think of it, I've never really felt completely happy with myself and the rest of the world all at one time either. Well, not for very long, anyway. No, happy is too much to ask of people. How about "joyous?" It may sound a mite on the transcendental side, even too opulent in this age. "Wonderful?" Too late — Ronco uses that one. One last resort: "Have a nice Christmas." Pretty vague, huh? Sorry, it seems the best I can honestly do is wish you all at least a very small time in your holiday season when you will experience contentment, a feeling you will probably find tucked away with the rest of your childhood teddy bears and dreams. By next year, "Have a contented Christmas" may be on all the cards, and then you'll be out of luck. From the Files 10 years ago — "Swimming Pools for Parkside?" by Ken Konkol Those of you who attend classes at Greenquist Hall probably have noticed those two holes in the ground, one behind the Library Learning Center and one on the north side of Greenquist at the end of the old access road. Those two mudsided swimming pools are to become the Communication Arts Building and Classroom Building. The building, started last month, will be completed January of 1973 with possibility of having classroom portion done in time for the fall semester next year. It will be the smallest educational facility on campus at 104,500 square feet. The cost for the Com Arts Building is $4,220,000. The Classroom Building will have an area of 126,000 square feet and will be completed at a cost of $4,093,420. --Newscope, Dec. 13,1971, vol. 5, no. 15. in the the 5 years ago — "Senate discusses Basic Skills" by Christopher Clausen The Faculty Senate has just completed its November meeting and a lengthy discussion of the Basic Skills Program Report from the Academic Policies Committee. The Senate discussed the report in two successive Tuesday meetings . . The 31-page document was issued one and one half weeks previous to the Senate meeting to allow all members of the faculty to read the report and respond. The first meeting . . . was taken up by extensive discussion of the goals and speaking skills sections as they pertain to usage and style. Specifically, the Senate felt that "The problem of establishing appropriate standards when coupled with the difficulties of evaluation (i.e. as they relate to minority linguistic cultures), has raised broad and deeply felt concerns among the faculty. We recommend at least part and perhaps all of the speaking skills component be postponed." As far as overall goals the Faculty Senate felt strongly that they should emphasize "that the specific skills outlined under the goals to be met with the program are meant to be illustrative and that a student may demonstrate the required level of competence without demonstrating every skill listed." Testing in relation to evaluation (of students) would be left to the Academic Policies Committee .for further study with any final approval of these tests left to the Senate. — RANGER, Dec. 8, 1976, v ol. 5, no. 13 I year ago — "Tuition now $433: $30 surcharge withdrawn" by Ken Meyer UW System President Robert O'Neil last week withdrew his request for another $30 tuition surcharge for the second semester. A similar surcharge was initiated last fall after Governor Lee Dreyfus ordered a state - wide 4.4% budget cut. The state's worsening revenue situation, inflation and increasing enrollment were the reasons O'Neil cited to the Board of Regents for the revival of the surcharge. In his letter to the Regents . . . O'Neil said that the surcharge would prevent "further harm to educational quality and student access." The surcharge would have needed the approval of the Regents, Dreyfus and the state legislature's Joint Finance Committee. Dreyfus and the chairs of the committee have expressed opposition to the second surcharge. The Regents approved the first fee by only a close margin. O'Neil withdrew his request for the second surcharge because he didn't see a ny use in advocating something that would get shot down, according to Gary Goetz, Assistant Chancellor of Administration and Fiscal Affairs at Parkside. — RANGER, Dec. 11, 1980, vol. 9, no. 14 533 SISSX S5* *33 X53 JS& WJSSJ J5SJ 55J jafc J8SS jag? J55S S5J Wishing our readers 1 a happy holiday season. | See you in January! I — The Ranger Staff | ^ 1 Ginger Helgeson Ken Meyer Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Dan McCormack Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Juli Janovicz Frank Falduto GANGER Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Advisor STAFF Autn F°rfnmf i 9 i ,0/ . CxxrJ l Burns ' Dou9 Edenhauser, Zachry Jim KrpiKot- D ** *« Frank, Pat Hensiak, Mary Kaddatz, Mark Sandpit McD°nald, Jim Mertins, Steve Myers, Jeff Wicks Schlater, Sue Stevens, Dan Werbie, UW Parkside and th *V are solely RANGER is printedby the Union C^>oer»r^BVM?r excepf dur 'n8 breaks and holidays, Written permission ls required fSr r?nr1nf^Ve Publishi "9 Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin. AM correspondence shou.d bi addressM ,nV P ^'T of RANGERParkside, Kenosha, Wi 53141. aaress ^ d to: Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UW- ^efamatoraycfn'tmr t ,al privile 9« In refusing ?o print'°|etters^"wliictv^ontain"false^or RANGER Thursday, December 10,1981 Opinion: From Kinship to hypotherm ,.^ll ?f, °/,personal ^Pinion, whether they be political, relieious or defamatory nature will be reviewed by the Editor. No articles will be censored by any members of the Ranger staff (or anyone else) because they disagree in content with opinions held by the staff, or other individuals or organizations either on or off campus. adventures with an eight - year - old who believes that turbo - charged shoes with 100 horsepower can get you across the world faster than a Corvette. Welcome back students!" Have fun! • DANISH TORTE CAKES • KRINGUES • WHXXNG J&PUDi CAKES • CAKES FOR A U OCCASIONS • FINE ITAUAN BREAD • HARD ROU A BUN SPECIALISTS I COMPLETE RES TAURANT BAKERY SERVICE MON.-FRI. 6AM - 9PM a-. A.A. SAT. & SUN. 6AM - 6PM (faff 654-0785 6020 39TH AVENUE atrond Winter chill could kill at Parkside ><eadon Rathskellar Lounge Educational Program Support Hungry Head Ruffolo's Hair Studio Stetson's Country / Western Saloon (Racine Motor Inn) FURR by Us Georgetown Hairquarters Ricson's Restaurant & Pub Bun & Games Body Shop Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Mutual of Omaha The Bookstore Public Information Tenuta's Liquors Institutional Analysis and Registration Physical Education Fashion Plus (Westgate Mall) Career Motivators Coastal Tours May Beverage Monument Square Art Fair, Inc. Merritt's Running Center Village Inn Pancake House Ken-Zon's Pantry Vic Tanny Health Club Super Sports Footwear, etc. Parkside Union Women in Business Astrup's Warehouse Ski Outfit Marketing Club Parkside Activities Board Rec Center Army ROTC Northwestern National Insurance Company (The Quiet Company) Career Planning and Placement E. F. Madrigrano Distributors Kenosha Savings and Loan Dramatic Arts First National Bank of Kenosha Rainbow Records and Tapes Racine Soccer Club Bidinger Music House Paielli's Bakery Ventura and Sons Jewelers Racquet ball and Fitness Club of Kenosha Seagram's CASS Village Smithy Cobblestone, Ltd. Sunnyside Club The Leader Store Cross Advertising Wonderful World of Weddings Flowers by Joseph Fashion Distributors Warn Bam Singing Telegram Autry Country Herbert's Jewelers Sheridan Pro Shop The Body Shop Candlelite Supper Club riune Feel alive again! * Try Cross-Country Skiing. Doctors say cross-country skiing is the second healthiest sport after swimming. We're the cross-country experts, selling top quality equipment at low, warehouse mi ~ outlet prices. ' ^ Astrup's skis, poles, and bindings packaged from: $60.90! Astrup's ski packages including boots from: $83.95! Stop In And See Our Wide Selection-34 Different Skis To Choose From! To the Editor: As a concerned student and a member of P .S.G.A. Inc., I would like to express my dismay at the low student turnout at this week's open forum with the Chancellor. Once again the Chancellor gave an hour of his time to talk to the students on any concerns, and once again there were only seven students there. For any effective form of government to work it must have input from its constituency, namely the students. I feel the future is going to be hard on the students of America, we must stick together and help each other out. Feel free to come to the P.S.G.A. office anytime. Sincerely, Michael A. Pfaffl Warehouse Ski Outlet 4516 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 53142 652-8461 or 654-3484 6 Thursday, December 10,1981 RANGER Small town blues? Try Milwaukee's night life by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Hey all you Parkside students! Are you and your fellows fed up with frequenting your familiar old flats? Tired of cavorting and carousing at dingy dives and dumps? I mean, there are a few nice bars and such in Racine and Kenosha, but there's also some fun to be had in the night scene to the north. Yessirree, I speak of none other than the beer capital of the world, the town that made Wisconsin, old Milwaukee. Drinking is a large part of the social life of students, and you can obtain your favorite spirits at just about any bar around. But have you ever thought that a bar could be more than just a place to get blitzed? That a bar could actually be an interesting place in itself? If y ou haven't, think again. Milwaukee has oodles of night spots where you can eat, drink, socialize and get away from the usual teeny bopper crowd. Like I said, there's oodles of them, but these are a few of my favorites. If you enjoy spy novels and James Bond movies and have fantasies of being an intrepid secret agent, then the Safe House is for you. If you can find it, that is. There is no "Safe House" sign on the building, just a small plaque on the door saying "International Exports, LTD." Once you get inside, you must know a secret password to get in. If you don't know the password, you might have to do something silly in front of a hidden TV camera to gain entrance. I had to do a Russian bear dance once. Anyway, after you get through all this a bookcase opens into a secret passageway which leads to the fascinating interior of the Safe House, which includes several bars, a "UFO" to serve you sandwiches, a telephone with recorded background noises, and the world's largest moving puzzle. Sound interesting? The Safe House is located at 779 North St. If you're looking for a bar in the tradition of olde English pubs, then you might find John Hawks Pub appealing. The interior is refreshingly subdued and true to old style pubs, with wooden plank tables and floors, beamed cealings, all bathed in a sort of candlelight luminescence. What John Hawks lacks in Safe House type gimmickry it makes up for in elegance. With a wide selection of imported and domestic beer and great food, John Hawks is a great place to spend an evening. John Hawks is located on 607 North Broadway. Last but not least on my list of bars is Someplace Else, a nice sort of tavern located near the heart of the downtown area. Someplace Else is not as fancy as John Hawks and has no intriguing gadgetry as does the Safe House, isnm _ 5205-52r.aSJree> Delicatessen ® Liquors & Wines i BUDWEISER 24 cans *6" MICHELOB 24 NR bottles s8" 657-9001 3203-52nd St. but is just a terrific place to stop and get a bite to eat and something to drink. Someplace Else has all kinds of food (I recommend the chili) — pr obably more, in fact, than the Safe House or John Hawks. It is usually jam - packed in the early evening, but later on, around one or two a.m., is the best time to go. The bartender always plays Beatles tunes on the stereo, which is fine with me. In fact, Someplace Else is really something else, and is a particular favorite of m ine. You'll find Someplace Else on 634 N. Water St. Okay, I've given you a bunch of addresses, but if you don't frequent Milwaukee they won't help much, right? So I'll give some directions. Take 1-94 north to Milwaukee, and exit off the Civic Center - Wells St. exit. Got that so far? Now, go straight until you hit Water St., then turn right. From there it should be easy to find all three of the bars I've listed, as they are all located in that same general area. You will pass the Safe House first, which is to your right on a little alley called North St. If you keep going straight you will come to Someplace Else, which will be on your left. To get to John Hawks is somewhat more difficult, as this area is filled with annoying one - way streets. I recommend just parking on Water St. and walking to John Hawks, which is right around the block from Someplace Else. Just be sure that if it is late at night you walk with someone. I don't want anyone getting mugged and then suing me because of this article. And don't blame me if you get lost, either. I like going to see movies, and I'll bet you do too. Racine and Kenosha both have theaters that carry the latest blockbusters released from the major studios. But in case you haven't noticed, every once in a while there occurs a plague throughout local movie theaters, a plague that I term the big bubonic box - office bust plague. This is a period when the HMH ®m r ; - showing classic old films thp Oriental features the one and onlv Rocky Horror Picture Show everv Friday and Saturday night at midnight. If you haven't gone \n see RHPS, go. You'll become addicted to it, as I am. In fact you'll probably be doing the time warp for the rest of your earthbound years. Go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show and you'll know what I mean by that. The Oriental Theater is at 2230 N Farwell Ave. final favorite Milwaukee spot is for music lovers. theaters are devoid of any good movies of any size, shape or form. So when this occurs I have taken to going to a particular theater in Milwaukee, namely the Oriental. The Oriental is a revival - type movie house that features second - run movies from the past few years as well as old classics. Gobs of g ood flicks are featured, with a double feature every night at only three dollars for admission, the Oriental is a real deal as well. The theater itself is one of those beautiful old show palaces, with ornate decorations, elegant chandeliers hanging from high ceilings, and so forth. In addition to My night specifically jazz lovers. The Jazz Gallery on 932 East Center St features live jazz every night of the week. Usually local combos are featured, but nationally renowned musicians have performed there as well. The interior of the building is nothing fancy, just small tables and a small stage for the musicians. But late at night the improv jazz heats up, and for jazz lovers there is nothing better than the sweat of a live jam. Directions are, again, pretty easy to follow. Follow 1-94 north to the North Ave. exit. Go straight on North, turn right on Weil St. and follow it to the Jazz Gallery. To get to the Oriental follow North to N. Farwell and turn right. You'll see the Oriental theater staring you in the face. Some of these places I've mentioned have a cover charge. You may find that, along with the long ride involved, a big hassle. But I think that if you try one of these places just once, you will return regularly to the Milwaukee night scene. "Doctor's Farces" good entertainment by G. Helgeson Editor "The Doctor's Farces: An Evening with Anton Chekhov" is the current offering from Parkside's Fine Arts and Dramatic Arts Disciplines. It is also a good college theater production, though it had one or two technically uneven moments last Friday night. The play, which consists of three "playlets" — "The Bear," a tale of similarly false, though conflicting male and female personalities; "The Night Before the Trial," a tale of false identity and seduction; and "The Anniversary," a tale which reveals the conflict between the rigidly divided concerns of men at work and women usually excluded from PRELIMINARY JURYING Saturday, January 16, entries due before 10 a. m. Bring 3 pieces to: Wustum Museum 2519 Northwestern Ave. Racine, Wisconsin or mail 10 slides to: 223-6th Street Racine, Wisconsin 53403 20th ANNUAL MOHUMENI SQUARE ART FAIR June 12-13,1982 For more information call (414) 637-7706 or 633-3215 the business world. The three pieces as a whole work well together — "The Bear" opens with a view that is somewhat superficial. Popova (Rebecca Julich) pouts and lingers over her husband's death with an obviously false air, while Smirnov (Charles Neustifter) rages and fumes overdramatically, alternately demanding money and making advances to Popova. Both characters, by the end of th e play, have reversed themselves. In "The Night Before the Trial," Zaytsev (David Schroeder) and Zina (Delina Christie) re-enact the male - female attraction theme set by "The Bear," but with a new twist. Delina is much more subtle in her hypocrisy, and Zaytsev admits his attraction to her and his plot to have a "nice evening" with her from the start. Continued On Page Seven TONIGHT! THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10 UNION SQUARE 5-7 PM FEATURING • THE LIVE MUSIC OF UW-PARKSIDE'S AWARD WINNING JAZZ BAND v • 75C, $1.00 & $1.25 OFF REGULAR PIZZA PRICES • SPECIAL $1.99 SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC BREAD • FREE ADMISSION Ranger staff reviews Village Voice rock critic by Tony IV Rnpprsoge ... Feature Editor Recently the Ranger staff received a copy of Christgau's Record Guide - Rock Albums of the '70s (Ticknor and Fields $9.95). The book, by Village Voice music critic Robert Christgau, is a compilation of his stockpile of record reviews from the past ten years. The Ranger staff, all being consummate connoisseurs of various types of music, had strong opinions on some of Christgau's reviews, and the following quotes are a sampling of our staff's critique of the critic. Sue Stevens: "For some people he reviews every album that person makes, and for another person or group he'll only review one of their albums and judge them totally from that. He also has a bias towards loud rock. Anyone who would give Kiss a high grade gets a low grade from me." Pat Hensiak: "It's one man's opinion. I don't agree with him — I listen to a lot of Chuck Mangione, and he thinks Mangione's albums should be melted down. But like I said, it's one man's opinion." Andy Buchannan: "He seems stingy with the grades that he gives. He'll say that he really likes the tracks on a certain album, that they are some of the best he's ever heard, but then he gives a B minus to the album. Why doesn't he give it an A if h e likes it so much? Some of my favorite groups, like ELO's New World Record, he said the songs were great, but then gave the album a B-." Becky Odland, friend of the staff: "I don't think he has any nght to write this book. He's only got one opinion, how can he write a whole book about it? He grew up in an atmosphere that favored certain kinds of music, and he is trying to rate all kinds of music. How can you rate music on a grade level?" Ginger Ilelgeson: "He's probably one of the best reviewers there are, being a critic for the Village Voice. But I question how anyone could maintain their taste when they are listening to albums 14 hours a day, as he does. He doesn't seem to favor a whole group. He rates their albums RECORD IGUIDEI differently, so he must be judging each album on its own merits. One of the reasons he's written this book is to help people build up a good record library. But lots of people who will read this book weren't even listening to music when some of these older songs came out in the early 60's. Younger people who have never heard many of these songs, have only his opinion on what is good and bad." The book is conveniently organized, with listings arranged alphabetically under the name of the musician or band. Albums are listed chronologically under the group's name, and it is interesting to see how Christgau's reviews progress over the years. The book has three introductions, the first on the book itself entitled "The Guide," the second a short survey of the seventies entitled "The Decade" and the third, in which Christgau outlines his criteria for reviewing albums is, as you have probably surmised, entitled "The Criteria." This is followed by over four hundred pages of reviews, with everything from "ABBA" to "Zappa." The reviews are followed by several of Christgau's own categories for certain bands — Y oko Ono is listed under subjects for further research, while Sha Na Na is listed under "Meltdown." Christgau concludes the book with his own picks for a good rock record library, with his picks listed under the year they were released. Albums from the fifties and sixties are each lumped into their respective decades, while the seventies albums are listed by each individual year. Christgau's reviews are certainly outspoken, and if nothing else he is certainly brave. (Anyone who admits that they like K.C. and the Sunshine Band must be brave.) He doesn't seem to care what bands are in vogue with other critics, and he readily admits to liking bands that most other critics wouldn't touch. (He really likes K.C. and the Sunshine Band?) His writing is short, terse, almost hyperactive at times, atid is virtually crammed with other - worldly adjectives. This makes for interesting reading, but Christgau's funky wording sometimes puts a candy - apple gloss over whatever meat there is in his reviews. And to the average reader, Christgau may appear ambiguous, as he often refers to little - known bands as a comparison to whatever group he is reviewing at the moment. Chances are that you'll disagree with many of Christgau's album appraisals, but for the most part he seems to know what he is talking about, and you will probably respect, his opinion. Aside from his liking for K.C. and the Sunshine Band. But then nobody's perfect. Whether you agree with Christgau or not, you probably won't be able to stop paging through the book to find your favorite groups. Which makes Rock Albums of the 70's a great Christmas gift, a fact we're sure Christgau and his publisher are well aware of. MZ 3205 60th St. 6!J7-5666 Open 7 days a week 'til 10pm We accept food stamps PEPSI PEPSI LIGHT Continued From Page Six But it is in "The Anniversary" that the audience realizes Chekhov's genius — and that all of these people who relate to each other rather superficially are from different worlds. In "The Anniversary," Shiputchin (Alan Ventura) is confronted by his wife, Tatyana Alexeyevna (Rebecca Julich) at his place of business, a bank. He is trying to conduct "business" while his wife insists on talking "family." It is Madame Mertchutkin (Delina Christie) who brings the point home, though. As she ignorantly pleads for her disabled husband's pension from a non - government official, and Shiputchin reacts with confusion and finally rage, the audience finally sees through the elaborate conventions and guises these characters have worn. Men and women, Chekhov is saying, simply cannot understand each others' worlds, yet are forced by circumstance to remain dependent on each other. The element of this production that saves it from becoming overly heavy and thus incredible is the humor inserted by Chekhov and the presentation of the humor maintained by the cast. When Neustifter mimics an elderly servant in "The Bear" and his voice literally is that of a n elderly man, the audience is shocked into laughter. Also, Rebecca Julich turns in a fine performance in both of her roles. Her overdramatic voice, actions and expressions evoke a "real" character. I suspect I would not trust her if I met her tomorrow in the Square to remain calm. She also pouts very well. One problem did mar Friday night's performance — the fact that "The Doctor's Farces" is a studio production means that audience entrances to the studio are also characters' entrances. However, co - p roducer Leon Van Dyke is assured that the problem of late audience members entering on characters' cues has been solved by holding the production start - time until most people are seated and by reserving a few seats near the door so that those who arrive late can be seated unobtrusively. "The Doctor's Farces" will be presented again this weekend, Dec. 11 and 12, at 8 p.m. Tickets are $2 for students, faculty and senior citizens, and $3 for the general public. Since seating in Studio B is limited it is advisable to call (553-2042 or 553-2345) reserve tickets. IS Ken Zon's offers your Holiday Needs SODA PEPSI, PEPSI LIGHT & M OUNTAIN DEW 12 pak, 12 oz. cans $3 09 7"UP/ DIET 7-UP, SQUIRT $ - 39 8 pak, 16 oz. returnables • RC, RC 100, Diet Rite 6 pack cans $1.55 RC, Nehi, Tonic 1 Lt. N.R .....69 Coke, Tab, Sprite 12 pk. Cans $3.19 Coke, Tab, Sprite 2 Lt. N.R .99 Coke 24 pk. cans $5 99 Grafs 2Lt. N.R '99 7-UP, Ale Club 10 oz. 6 pk. 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"Thanks to the new commission plus bonus plan, I've made my tuition and textbook money by selling ads for the Ranger this semester. "The work isn't always easy. It takes lots of initiative; it helps if you feel comfortable talking to all kinds of people. The Ranger is easy to sell, though. "Also, there's no clock to punch. I'm free to schedule my work around classes. "I get satisfaction out of building my accounts, acquiring new ones, getting a contract signed with a business that said they'd never advertise with a college newspaper. "When I graduate, I'll be telling prospective employers I spent my college years working with a successful student - run corporation. That's going to help me." THF RANGFR m U W ~ Parkside s E1% • independent student newspaper. Call 553-2295 or stop in at WLLC D 139 for details 8 Thursday, December 10,1981 RANGER by Hat Hensiak As one of the biggest holidays of the year approaches, we are again faced with the problem of the "social drinker." What is the first question asked of you at a party — "What would you like to drink?" In order to outline and clarify this issue, we traveled to the Parkside Union and asked many students that seem to frequent this area their thoughts on social drinking. A total of 50 people were interviewed, '25 male and 25 female. All of them said they went to the Union to socialize more than anything else. Drinking was the second most common answer, with 41 people going there to socialize and drink. The majority (33) did not feel that the people that frequent the Union tend to drink too much, and 38 felt that social drinking is not a problem at Parkside. Only 12 said they are usually not intoxicated at the end of the evening, Or when the drinking has stopped. There was one non - drinker in the 50 interviewed. When asked if drinking affects their performance, (good or bad) 43 people said yes and 7 said no. Consumption increases for 38 people every Christmas, and those same 38 people said they Social drinking at Parkside: Is it a problem? iHllCialr f AH Iko ( n #1.^ ^1. I.__ , _ * ' « 1 • -I4 A nfill o lnnlinl t O rv felt that a drink or two seems to promote the Christmas spirit. Here are a few of the reasons why these people drink: "For social reasons more often than anything." "For taste with meals, like a Margarita with dinners at Mexican restaurants. At holiday traditions or something unique. At parties, at the "beginning of the evening, there's a lot of pressure to have a drink. There is so much tied into it. If you meet someone and if y ou refuse to have a drink, they're hurt. Mostly I drink because I'm not strong enough to say no. I end up with a drink to be nice." "I like the taste of certain things that I drink. I usually drink what I have a taste for, soda, wine, whatever." "Usually if I have a sandwich, a beer goes pretty well. I like the taste of beer. It's fun to catch a buzz every once in a while." "To depress my respiration, to decrease my reaction rate and to raise my blood pressure." "I drink to relax." "I like the taste of beer." "I drink to relax and to forget the problems." "I drink to get drunk. If I wanted something that tastes good, I would have soda." "Because it's there. It's the way that most people socialize." "It relaxes me and lets me have more fun. It eases the tension." "To have a better time." "Being brought up in the beer and brandy capitol of the world, drinking socially is a common occurrance. My acceptance of this along with an acquired taste for beer and liquor is probably my reason for drinking." "Pleasure, enjoyment, and the relief of the tension building up during the day. Also, the enjoyment of a good beverage with friends during a certain period of the day." "I don't drink. I have never acquired a taste for liquor. At times people look down on me because I don't drink. I don't think that's right. I think people drink to Unlock a social door. Going to the bar for a drink is one of the few things that a male and female can do together without creating a scene. Drinking is one of the few socially acceptable pasttimes." In America, the use of alcohol receives wide support. An introduction to alcohol is given to most people at a family setting: Thanksgiving, Christmas or Sunday dinner. If someone becomes a little tipsy, they are received as cute and learn very quickly that alcohol can be an attention getter. Drinking for a growing boy is often looked upon as a part of growing up. When people begin to date, a restaurant or bar that serves alcohol is often a good place to meet new friends. Advertisements on TV, radio and newspapers tell us that to be a liberated woman, an introduction of wine is necessary to the relationship. A certain beer can be used to measure friendship. Another beer can be used to win. In all of t his constant praising of alcohol, there is a failure to perceive the ruined lives and broken homes that can result from alcohol abuse. Alcohol is so attractive to most people, that when they are requested to consider the possibility that over - drinking is an illness, there is a general reaction that it can't be so. If a person can't handle alcohdl, it is a character flaw or poor genes or one hundred other reasons. Alcohol has found a way to destroy people for hundreds of years and Your last 2 years of college can be your first 2 years of management. This summer, you can begin 2 years of management education to complement your college degree program. Then, upon graduation, enter a position of instant management responsibility. As an officer in the active Army or Reserves. The Army ROTC 2-year program starts with 6 weeks of summer training at Fort Knox, Ky. With pay (over $500). You'll learn what it takes to be a soldier — to have your body toughened, your confidence developed. Do well and you can qualify for Army ROTC courses in the fall. Do exceptionally well, and you may be heading back to college with a two-year full tuition scholarship. For the next 2 years, you'll learn what it takes to be an Army officer. You'll be challenged both mentally and physically. You'll get the kind of management experience that will be an asset to you in any career, military or civilian. You'll receive an extra $100 a month, up to 20 months. And when you graduate, you'll have earned your college degree along with the gold bars of an Army officer. If you'd like to graduate with 4 years of college plus 2 years of management, apply by April 1 for the Army ROTC 2-year program. * ARMY ROTC LEARN WHAT IT TAKES TO LEAD. To arrange an interview appointment, contact: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette U. ROTC Call Collect: 1-224-7729/7195 still alcohol is enjoyed by millions When alcohol does damage, and the damage is recognizable, the problem is usually minimized denied or rationalized. There is a failure to recognize the alcoholic and alcoholism. Alcoholism is the use of alcohol to the extent which it hinders the health and well - being of the individual, the family and/or society. Racine and Kenosha both have accessible ways of helping people get back onto their feet. Jon Christensen is the Intervention Coordinator at the A-Center in Racine. "Most people think that an alcoholic is an adult, male drunk. For that reason, most people never pay attention to organizations around them until the problem comes up," he said. There are a number of ways to receive help at the A-Center in Racine. "If there is a family member that is an alcoholic, and someone has a concern, they can come to us here. I can't guarantee help for the alcoholic or other family members, but I can help the people seeking it. We try to take care of those people," he said. "People also don't realize that professional help is necessary. I can't know why people resist — when they have a problem with their sink, they call a plumber. They don't have any problem phoning a plumber. When they have to call on help for a problem drinker, they have a big problem calling. Alcohol and pot are constantly used by chemically dependent people because they are the most accessible. A drug is a drug is a drug. It doesn't make any difference, because they all have the same effect. Processes of becoming and recovering from chemical dependency is the same." Some people choose to attend the day hospital. If they do this, they are at the Center from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. That still gives the patient time with his family or at a job at night. The second option is becoming an out - patient. An out - patient goes through three different stages of counseling. The patient Continued On Page Nine NEEDED: STUDENT REP JOB: To advertise, promote and collect payments tor our annual Spring break trips to Florida. TIME: January to Spring break. PAY: Commission of $5.00 / person ($200 per bus) and FREE TRIP TO FLORIDA. Contact: Doug Watson Coastal Tours Inc. 5461 N. East River Rd. Chicago, IL 60656 (312) 693-4759 VDLI ARE E NTITLED TO I TREE P LAY A T ANY V IDEO OR PINBALL G AME AT BU N fi GAMES. Present to clerk or manager lor redemption Good at any Bun & Games location. Expires 12'31 81 I Please limit 1 coupon per customer un »l 4124 - 5 2nd Street (by K Mart) Open everyday at 10:30 am *2 8030 22nd Avenue (Sunnyside Park' Open every day al 8 am Hi HHI BH • PR Viewpoint Vansen to speak in gallery today Paintines hv T.AdiD r .. ' RANGER Thursday, December 10,1981 Paintings by Leslie Loomis Vansen, a member of the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee art faculty, will be on display at the UW - Parkside Communication Arts Gallery Sports Trivia 1. Who is known as the "Father of American Football"? 2 Who booted a 63 - yard field goal with only half a foot? 3. Who threw a TD pass in 47 consecutive pro games? svi)U[\ tuuyof £ KasduidQ uiQ1 •Z dwDj jajiVAi 7 :SV3MSMV through Dec. 23. The artist will he hISy"1 ^ 3 g3llery ta,k at 4 P- ma numhH haS f been the reciPient of a number of prizes including a CnrHH ™ard in the "Mississippi Corridor" Exhibit at the Davenport Art Gallery last fall and 1S represented in many private, institutional and corK h C° lleCti0nSHer ^intings the m exhibited throughout coast 3nd ° n the East She received the BFA from the University of Iowa and the MFA from the University of Colorado. Regular gallery hours are Mondays through Thursdays from xv a 5' and Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 7 to 10 p. m. *'• iicK.01 price Is social drinking a problem at UW-P? fnnHniipH Frnm .I Racine Opera to present Hansel and Gretel Racine Opera will present two performances of Englebert Humperdink's English opera, Hansel and Gretel." Performances will be held at Washington Park High School in Racine on Saturday, Dec. 26 at 8 p.m., and on Sunday, Dec. 27 at 3 p.m. Tickets may be obtained from Opera Racine by calling 639-1316 Tickets are $9.75 for orchestra seats and $6.50 for all others. Parkside students are eligible for a one dollar reduction on regular ticket prices. Continued From Page Eight starts in an assessment group, which helps the alcoholic better understand the problem and better understand how people can work together to deal with the problem. The second stage is the intermediate counseling. This is a point where the alcoholic has the want to stop. Stage three begins when the alcoholic is a serious stopper. He's felt the need to stop and he's made a decision to do something about it. The final option is becoming an in - patient. About 50 percent of the patients at the A-Center are in - patients. "People are afraid to become in - patients. People are afraid of being locked up. Because we are certain of the fear that most people have, we are very gentle," added Christensen. When a patient comes into the hospital, he or she is given and room and a chance to get cleaned up. Then he or she goes through a period of detoxification, which lasts from three to five days. It's a chance to get physically healthy. The patient's clothes are taken away because sometimes people are afraid to stick it out. If someone makes a definite decision to leave, they can get their clothing back. After the detoxification period, the patient is put into intermediate care. He or she begins to see a counselor occasionally. The patient also begins to meet people who have the same problem. Some patients are let go after those two weeks, but some need two more weeks. If they do, the next two weeks are filled with lectures, films, workshops and spiritual analysis. All of the people are asked the question, "Who are you?" Most of them don't know the answer. Christensen also stated that the place to begin helping an alcoholic recover is with yourself. Learn everything that you can. Put it into practice, not just into words. That in itself will be far more effective than anything you could attempt to do directly to the alcoholic. Kenosha County offers help to youth, adults, couples, families or anyone with an alcohol or drug abuse problem. The services include an assessment of the person's drinking. Alternative methods are looked into to find a way to help him change his drinking lifestyle. Counseling on an individual and on a group basis is available for both young and adult abusers as well as counseling for the spouses and family members. After - care services for continuing support for the individual and families and referral treatment to other agencies for anyone in need of more specialized services is also available. The Kenosha Alcohol and Drug Council also has a number of special community programs: A Community Education Program which offers a comprehensive range of alcohol education for the general public and for special groups. Women Reaching Women is a task force of volunteers who seek to heighten the awareness of the general public about the issues of the woman alcoholic. A unique Employee Assistant Program called the Triad Consortium is a cooperative arrangement between the Council, St. Catherine's Hospital and several local industries and labor organizations to aid in resolving alcohol abuse problems in industry. The Criminal Justice Outreach Program deals with persons who were known to be intoxicated at the time their crimes were committed, and an assessment of the drinking drivers is also done. The Recidivist Alcoholic Management Program serves people who have been in repeated treatment for drinking and are in the chronic phase of their alcoholism. Alcoholism was once thought of as a symptom of emotional problems, a weakness of character and even a sin. Today, it is recognized as an illness. Like many illnesses, it began innocently enough and was caused by the person (you can't be an alcoholic if you don't drink). But, at some point, the illness takes over the controls. It is not known exactly when control is lost, but it does occur. The same process happens when people use other drugs as well. The same process of misuse, abuse, family problems, trouble at work, school or with the law seem to occur, regardless of the drug. The people who feel a need to seek help can be sure that they aren't alone. Presents This Week's Movie THE GREAT SANTINI Fri., Dec, 11 Rated PG Sun., Dec. 13 Admission s1.50 7:30 p.m. Union Cinema NEXT WEEKS MOVIE Thank you for attending this semester's movies. We ©ItiE &iueet ^Ijoppe IN THE PARKSIDE UNION CLOSED FROM DEC 12 UNTIL JAN. 8, 1982 THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE AND . . . "MAY YOUR NEW YEAR BE A SWEET ONE" This Bud's for Wisconsin Financial gain wasn't what University of Wisconsin - Madison fans had in mind when they began their own version of the Budweiser beer song, screaming out at football games: "When you say Wis-consin, you've said it all!" But Budweiser liked the idea so much it used the Badger fans' rendition in two TV commercials, and subsequently pledged donations of more than $25,000 to the university. The commercials include shots of Madison football and the marching band, whose upbeat version of the Budweiser song inspired fans to chant along at each game this season. The irony that it was Wisconsin folks doing the chanting — folks whose state is noted for its breweries — was no doubt part of the marketing appeal to the St. Louis brewer. While there's no formal contract requiring Anheuser - Busch to pay for using the Madison images, the company has donated $10,000 to the band, $11,000 for athletic scholarships, and $5,000 to the campus TV station for delayed telecasts of Badger football. In addition, the company will be sending commercial residuals to the band fund. The university isn't officially involved in the commercials, but cannot bar use of the school's image, says Arthur Hove, assistant to the chancellor. Michael Leckron, director of UWMadison bands, adds that Budweiser's actions have been in "extraordinarily good taste — nothing tacky. What they are trying to do is say that Anheuser - Busch really endorses Wisconsin." Holiday concert at Cinema Sunday The Chorus, Chorale, Orchestra and Brass Ensemble of Parkside will join forces for a holiday carol concert on Sunday, Dec. 13 at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema Theater. Admission is $1 for the general public; 50 cents for students and senior citizens. The program will include Antonio Vivaldi's Magnificat and Carl Phillip Emanuel Bach's Heilig 1st Gott, both works for chorus and orchestra. Also programmed are groups of Spanish, Irish and English carols. The audience will be invited to join in singing such familiar noels as Silent Night, Deck the Halls, r i i i i i i i Hark the Herald Angels Sing and Joy to the World. Vocal soloists will be Ann Marie Conrad, Trevor; Deborah Krause, Bristol; James Schatzman, Racine; Barbara Kempf, Kenosha; Cheryl Brown, Kenosha; Julie Harper, Somers; Laura Potenziani, Kenosha; Nancy Ohnstad, Racinp, will be guest harpist for the group of Irish carols performed by the combined women's choruses. The Chorale is directed by Frank Mueller, the Chorus by Glenda Mossman; and the Brass Ensemble by Scott Mather. SAVE 20% ON YOUR TOTAL PURCHASE FASHION DISTRIBUTORS | 1661 Douglas Av. 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EX TRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES ONLY *219 FOR A PP LI C A TI O N AND F UR T H ER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UN IO N , ROOM209 — 5 5 3 -2 2 0 0 Club Events^w Parkside Players Parkside Players will be sponsoring a dance on Friday, Dec. 18 featuring "Take Me" in the Union Square. The doors will open at 8 p.m. Admission is $2.50 for Parkside students and $3.50 for guests. Art Addicts Art Addicts will present a slide lecture by Parkside professor of art David Holmes on Monday, Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Com Arts 125. His lecture "Almost Ten Years — Two Works: 1972-81" will discuss the development of his two environments, The Greater Christian Carnival and Holmtown, USA. The public is invited. Accounting Club The Parkside Accounting Club will be holding their last meeting of the 1981 fall semester on Monday, Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Topics for discussion during this meeting will include the scholarship fund and Christmas party. All members and prospective club members are invited to attend. Refreshments will be served. Women in Business Are you interested in becoming more aware and knowledgeable about the conditions awaiting women as they enter the professional world? Then you should be interested in Women in Business Club. Through a variety of channels, members of WIB are introduced and exposed to various aspects of the professional world. Our goal is to increase awareness of what's facing women as they enter the professional world. By promoting a well - rounded education that combines professional development seminars, social activi ty and community involvement, we hope to accomplish this. If you have an interest in these issues, we invite you to join this growing organization. For more information, call Carla Thomas at 553-2351. Women's Concourse Parkside Women's Concourse will meet on Monday, Dec. 14 in Moln. 165 at 1 p.m. to decide on meeting times for next semester. All students are invited. Anthropology Club Anthropology Club will sponsor a bake sale in the WLLC alcove on Monday, Dec. 14 all day. Look for our upright posture, stereoscopic vision, opposable thumbs and smiling faces. We feature "Boaz Brownies," "Levi - Strauss Strudel," "Edward Tyler Tidbits" and "Malinowski Muffins." Why bake for Christmas when we'll do the baking for you? Phillipine arts, crafts displayed A display of arts and crafts from the Philippine Islands is on display at Parkside on the concourse level of the Library - Learning Center through Feb. 1. The exhibit, from the collections of members of the local Filipino community and recent visitors to the islands, includes tribal artifacts, textiles, baskets, ceramic and bronze pots, clothing items, jewelry and a collection of hats from various geographical regions. Some of the items are antiques and some are contemporary. The display is sponsored by the Parkside Anthropology Club. RESUME SERVICE Expert Professional Career Counseling Confidential Personal Service Reasonable Rates CAREER MOTIVATORS 632 - 88 05 CELEBRATE THE SEASON WITH STYLE XV-or iter* s-^. ... M M ^ RANGER Thursday, December 10,1981 11 SUFAC finishes preliminary budgets, begin finals The Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC), a subcommittee of PSGA, has finished preliminary budgeting for the 1982-83 academic year. SUFAC annually allocates the portion of a student's total tuition fee called segregated fees. A full - time undergraduate student paid $72 in segregated fees this year. This table shows the preliminary budgets approved by SUFAC for various campus groups and organizations. Final budgeting is now going on and should be completed by the end of December. SUFAC Budget Summary Sheet Unit Athletics Intra murals Student Activities Bldg. Health Office Housing Union Auxiliary Accounting System Union Debt Service Child Care Center Parkside Activities Board Performing Arts & Lecture Student Organization Council PSGA Winter Carnival / Fallfest Student Activities Office SUFAC Ranger Peer Support TOTAL 81/82 $51,585 37,605 3,050 58,322 13,789 194,857 5,722 105,500 6,506 27,227 8,910 24,570 6,750 3,000 17,586 200 15,262 $580,441 82/83 Proposed $53,585 40,483 2,400 66,248 26,771 194,857 6,000 90,500 16,823 35,542 9,267 26,540 7,503 4,000 13,556 160 17,057 4,733 $616,025 Dollar Change $2,000 2,878 (650) 17,926 12,982 Change 3.9 7.7 278 (15,000) 10,317 8,315 357 1,970 753 1,000 (4,030) (40) 1,795 20.4 94.1 4.9 158.6 30.5 4.0 8.0 11.2 33.3 11.8 $35,584 6.1 82/83 Preliminary $53,585 40,483 2,400 66,248 20,153 194,857 6,000 90,500 16,823 35,542 9,267 24,660 7,503 4,000 13,556 160 17,057 4,733 $607,527 by Ken Meyer News Editor There is an organization at Parkside dedicated to making people aware of such issues as nuclear power and waste, the arms race and meeting human needs amo ng others. Some members of the group label themselves a social change group while others call it a progressive, environmentally concerned group. But the name everyone knows it by is Student Mobilization for Survival. Mobe currently has a "core" of about a dozen members while the "floating membership" numbers around 20. "In the fall of 1979 I spent much time in frustration with Parkside because of the lack of student involvement in many of the pressing issues of our time," said Jeanna LeSuer - Mandernack, one of Mobe's founders. "I had been in school one semester and knew that it was the 'politicizing' of students that was lacking." "In October I put a notice in the Ranger asking anyone who was interested in the issues of nuclear power and weapons to please get in touch with me in the hopes of starting an organized group on campus," said LeSuer - Mandernack. But no one responded. Distressed, LeSuer - Mandernack and a friend went to Student Life and filled out a form making Mobe a recognized group on campus. "I had been in touch with the MFS in Milwaukee and we decided to use their name as the n ame of our group since we had the same goals and the affiliation would help us get started," said LeSuer - Mandernack. v By December there were four or five people meeting once a week in the Union to discuss what they could do to promote awareness, discussion and activism, to the nuclear issues, on the Parkside campus. "With the help of Milwaukee Kenosha Unified offers jobs to Parkside students Kenosha Unified School District #1 w ill have a selected few job openings for clerical, library, AV aides and warehouse assistants between Jan. 15, 1981 and May 30, 1982. Workers will earn $3.35 (federal minimum wage) and work a ten hour week average. To qualify for the jobs, applicants must be Kenosha residents between 14 and 21 years of age and be economically disadvantaged (by CETA criteria). All workers must be enrolled at Parkside as full time students. Pre-screening of applicants will be done by Wisconsin Job Service. To apply, see Mike Plate in WLLC D173between 8:30 a.m. and 4 p.m. Student Mobilization raises student awareness Mobe," said LeSuer - Mandernack, "we set up tables of literature and sold buttons and bumperstickers. By May we had speakers, films and workshops presented at Parkside; about 15 members; and about 10 representatives from Parkside going to a Washington, D. C. rally for a nuclear - free world. We knew we had been successful at starting activism on campus." Mobe currently receives $1139 from SOC. That figure represents the fourth highest budget in SOC. "By becoming members of SOC, we were able to plan farther ahead for events," said LeSuer - Mandernack. The year 1980-81 was quite successful. We participated in many events, gained a wider recognition on campus and the community and we gained new membership and new interests. We began to work on issues beyond nuclear because we saw the need for involvement in other areas." Mobe organized rallies during the two major periods of draft registration and worked with Vietnam Vets Against the War and Vietnam Vets Still Suffering to put an Awareness Day of toxic chemicals. Mobe also put on their first annual No Nuke Teach - In which included films, speakers, and workshops. So far this year Mobe has sponsored films, had Rosa Rivera speak on El Salvador and brought Dr. Michio Kaku to talk on nuclear technology. Plans for next spring semester include more films, another Teach - In, and hopefully a solid workshop at the end of the year on Civil Disobedience. "We would like to increase our membership and the attendance at our events," said LeSuer Mandernack. "To be successful in awareness and activism, we need people. The more people we have, the better commitment and strength we will be able to display. People do not need to have vast amounts of science. and technological know - how to begin to understand the nuclear industry. What is required is a mind that is willing to question and learn, and as each person continues to be involved, he or she will learn and gain the knowledge necessary to understand, question and respond to the issues surrounding us." Some Mobe members were asked why they think Mobe is Important. "As the mother of three daughters, I'm concerned about their future welfare," said Judy Tegtman. "I feel it's very important that people become aware of what we're doing to this world and to our future BUY 1 GET 1 ii} M I • of equal or lesser value Sale Ends Dec. 13, 1981 Christmas Hours: Mon., Thurs., Fri. 9:30-8 P.M. Tues., Wed., Sat. 9:30-5, Sun. 1-4 FURR by US generations. We must begin to become more people - oriented if humanity is to survive." "Mobe is important because, first, I've come to believe that nuclear power is a dangerous technology," said Deborah Elzinga. "Second, I'm afraid of a nuclear war. Our task is to raise these issues to the students. Mobe people realize these issues affect them and that they can help to change things. It's crucial, particularly now with Reagan in office, to get involved with groups like Mobe." One problem Mobe members see is that people don't come to their meetings because they think Mobe is a clique. "But we want everybody to come," said one member. Mobe meets Tuesdays at 3:30 in Moln. D128. Anyone interested in any of these "social" issues should join the organization that is speaking out on them and trying to do something about them. § ' § Member P arkside 200 Mention this ad! ^ Joseph Fruit Baskets Premium Quality Fruit Year around orders Many Styles — Custom Arrangement 4433 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wis. 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"We've improved greatly in our gymnastics," said Nielson, "and the new girls have added new style and variety to the squad." Along with the "new girls" are the new guys, or as the announcer of Friday night's game called them, "Parkside's macho men." This year's squad has nine girls and eight guys. "It's great having the guys on the team," commented Nielson. "This year we have them coming out of our ears." This is opposed to last year when the squad had "one or two full - time guys, and the rest helped out when they could." This. More trivia 1. Who wore and tested the first football helmet? 2. Who was the first woman golfer to win five straight pro events? 3. Who was the first bowler to win money in 51 consecutive pro tournaments? £ zado7 <fouD/vr Z 'miutswH sauivp jq j :SV3MSNV is only the second year that Parkside has had male cheerleaders, and they have added much variety to the routines. With the addition of the new cheerleaders also came some new cheers. "We got some new ideas from one of the new girls from Michigan. Hers and some other new ideas have added to our style." One thing that is often overlooked about the cheerleaders is the hours of hard work that the cheerleaders put into each routine. Theresa Schiffer, a freshman member of the cheerleading squad said, "Wa,work just as hard as any track team, or any sports team does." Nielson added to Schiffer's comments by saying, "To look good you must work hard. What you put into it is what you'll get out of it." All of this hard work seems to be paying off. After Friday night's game the squad got many compliments on their routines. "We've never before gotten so many comments on our cheers," said Nielson. Yet even with all the hard work that the cheerleaders have already put in, there is still a lot of work that must be done. "We are basically a self - taught team," said Schiffer. Added Nielson, "We are still using old cheers that we learned in high school. We just started to cheer at a college level on Friday." The cheerleaders are sponsoring many programs this year. One that attracted much attention during half - time of Friday's game was the Rangerettes, children between the ages of 4 and 11. "I think that it made the show," sqid Nielson, commenting on the little cheerleaders. AcTreat YiwmIvm Ta A Sift Of Total Fftnass 1st Momborship at Rag. Prict *210 2nd Momborship at Va Prlco *105 With Tho First. Unlimited Use ef Our Facility, 7 Days A Week Skewers and Locker Room Facilities Included. COUPON 20% OFF all Vitamins and Supplements. Expires Dec. 19th, 1981 THE B ODY SHOP FITNESS CENTER FOR MEN & W OMEN OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 2111 456th Street Kenosha Mon thru Fri. 8am to 9:30pm. Sat. 8am to 6pm. Sun. 9am to 5pm Ph.652-1459 cording to Nielson, the Rangerette program has encouraged many people to get involved with the school's spirit. School spirit is the cheerleaders prime directive. "We want to get people more involved with school athletics. It (the Rangerette program) went well on Friday, and hopefully more people will start to attend sports activities." The cheerleaders are also involved in a high school recruitment program where they ask senior cheerleaders from area high schools to come in and cheer during a Parkside game. "We let them see us and also see what it is like to cheer a college game," stated Nielson. "We have also judged some local high school cheerleaders in competition." The cheerleaders are also selling season passes to Parkside's basketball games, and from all accounts the sales are going well. The cheerleaders have also had several bake sales and even a plant sale. In case you were wondering where all the proceeds are going, wonder no more. Some of what the cheerleaders earn goes for new uniforms and equipment, but most of what they earn is used to fund trips to various away games, hopefully including a trip to Kansas City and the NAIA Nationals. The biggest problem that the cheerleaders have is overcoming a negative stereotype. "We are stereotyped as being airy," said Nielson. "There is more to it than getting out there and shaking your butt a little," Schiffer readily agreed. "Friday night we worked as hard as the basketball players," said Schiffer. She went on to add, "Cheerleaders are not dizzy!" Why are they cheerleaders? The answer is a little surprising. "I think that without being involved in cheerleading in my freshman year I wouldn't have stayed at Parkside. There is not a lot of social life at Parkside, just books and classes. Cheerleading introduced me to some great people. I've gained friendships that I will cherish for the rest of my life," said Nielson. Sheridan • % pro swnp. 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"It is a challenge because in the past there hasn't been much school involvement, and now Parkside is becoming closer together. It is a good feeling knowing that you're helping people get closer together and more into the games. This year's cheerleading squad is doing more with a better team than ever before. It should be quite interesting to see how much they improve during the remainder of the season and over the new few years. Indeed there is more to cheerleading than meets the eye. Ad rate changes The Parkside Ranger has reduced its classified ad rates to students in an effort to make advertising more accessible to students. Ads to students were formerly free, until the beginning of this semester when a blanket fee of 50* per ten words was attached as part of general advertising rate increases. Students may now place classified ads at a rate of 35* per ten words. No advertising will be accepted that is deemed by the editor as defamatory in content. 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To UWP: Goodbye!!!!!!!!!! W^ NI EI ? : 0ne caree r opportunity for a graduating Communication maior. mother words . somebody find me a PAD T ' V !!!!!!! —An Ex-Editor o J Friday, Dec. 11. Everyone invited. 8:30 p.m. 1825 60th St., Kenosha. Fall letterwinners honored Most Mn<st Valll^Hlo nloVAnn ~ A... ~ . _ valuable players, captains and letterwinners have been named for the six fall sports teams at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. Most valuable players include Racine (Park) sophomore Dan Stublaski for men's cross - country; Kenosha (Bradford) junior Debbie Spino for women's cross-country; Racine (Horlick) senior Todd Schalinske for men's golf; Kisii, Kenya, senior John Momoima - Onyiego for men's soccer; Kenosha (Bradford) senior Kathy Thomas for women's tennis; and Neenah (Neenah) sophomore Laurie Hess for women's volleyball. . Captains for 1981 included Stublaski for men's cross - country; Muskego (Muskego) junior Dona Driscoll for women's cross - country ; Oak Creek (Oak Creek) junion Mark Peterson for men's golf; and Racine (Lutheran) junior Alan Gibson, St. Paul, Minn. (Hill - Murray) junior John McNulty and Robbinsdale, Minn. (Robbinsdale) junior Bob Newstrom for soccer Selected as captains for their 1982 teams were Peterson and Kenosha (Tremper) sophomore Bob Sobol for golf and McNulty for soccer. Peterson was selected the most improved golfer while McNulty received similar honors for soccer. Letterwinners follow, by sport: MEN'S CROSS - COUNTRY (Coach Lucian Rosa) - Tom Barrett, Steve Brunner, John Cogan, A1 C orrea, Rich Sowlles, Dan Stublaski. WOMEN'S CROSS - COUNTRY (Coach Mike DeWitt) - Dona Driscoll, Lowrie Melotik, Sue Meyer, Barb Osborne, Linda Pfeilstifter, Debbie Spino, Sandy Venne. MEN'S GOLF (Coach Steve Stephens) - Gary Fox, Mark Peterson, Mike Ritacca, Todd Schalinske, John Schneider, Bob Sobol. MEN'S SOCCER (Coach Hal Henderson) - Cris Birdsall, Rich Blay, Jeff Bolwerk, Don Cops, Ralph DeGraff, Jeff Dennehy, Brad Faust, Scott Gerhartz, Alan Gibson, Jeff LaForce, Don Matanowski, John McNulty, Roger Menk, John Monks, Bob Newstrom, Chiedu Okonmah, John Momoima - Onyiego, Dan Opferman, Jim Spielman, Don Theisen, Paul Wieland, Adrian Rietveld. WOMEN'S TENNIS (Coach Noreen Goggin) - Lori Bleashka, Karen Froseth, Charlotte Hall, Nancy Kivi, Kathy Thomas, Carol Wagner. WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL (Coach Linda Henderson) - Fran Busalacchi, Sherry Festge, Robin Henschel, Laurie Hess, Deb Justman, Callie Lee, Laurie Pope, Cindy Ruffert, Bonnie Schmelter, Kim Tesher. Nordic Ski Club to sponsor race The Nordic Ski Club will be sponsoring a 15k cross country skiing race and citizens tour on January 10 at 11:00 a.m. The race is open to everyone, and you can register anytime up until 10:30 p.m. on the day of the race. Awards in the form of finishing pins will be given to the first 150 participants to cross the finishing line. A computerized timing system along with a manual back - up will be used to insure accurate results. The Nordic Ski Club, according to Ed Wallen, the club's advisor, is "A group of Parkside staff, students and community members with an interest in cross country skiing." The race, however, is not for the beginner skier, and only those with intermediate to advanced skills should attempt it. The record time for the course is currently held by Norwegian Stig Heir, with a time erf 49 minutes. Former Olympic member Joe McNulty won the race last year, and is expected to return to defend his title. Wallen believes that Bill Olsen, a community member who won a Roller Ski race sponsored by the Nordic Ski Club will finish high in his age group, while Kai Hansen, the President of the Nordic Club, will finish very high in his age group. Wallen is expecting anywhere from 300 t o 400 people to show up for the race which is one of the biggest cross country races held in the midwest. The better and faster skiiers will be trying for good times while most of the entrants will just try to finish. "Skiing is easier than running, because you can glide," commented Warren. In the last four years that the race has been held, it has been postponed three times. Two times for inadequate snow, and once for, believe it or not, too much snow! The course that the skiiers will follow has trails 10 - 25 feet wide and is characterized by long, gradual uphills and downhills, with a few short, steep down runs. The course is double tracked by a VISIT-ENJOY... "The Wonderful World of WEDDINGS" STATE FAIR PARK - SOUTH EXHIBIT HALL JANUARY 9-10, 1982 A SHORT COURSE" W WEDDING MANNINGS IT'S FUN... ITS INFORMATIVE... with E VERYTHING for EVERYONE I NTERESTED in WEDDINGS! v EXHIBITS: Bridal gowns • invitations • flowers • silver-china • photos • jewelers • honeymoon travel • cookware • wedding cakes • formalwear • reception sites • favors • wedding music • luggage • limousine service • financial services (comparison shop - most catagories). BRIDAL FASHION SHOWS: SEVERAL BRIDAL SALONS will showcase an exquisite array of spring & summer bridal fashions. Men's formalwear too! Bring the whole bridal party! SPECIAL FEATURES: (1) "Cooking for Newlyweds" (2) "How to Pack Honeymoon Luggage" (3) The "LOVE PRITST", Father Gene Jakubek .S.J. AMERICA'S MOST COMPLETE BRIDAL SHOW SHOW HOURS Saturday, january 9 - 1 to 10 p.m. Sunday, January 10 - 1 to 5 p.m. BOX OFFICE ADMISSION - $3.00 ORDER TICKETS BY MAIL: Send request with check ($3.00 per ticket) to: WONDERFUL WORLD OF WEDDINGS 6111 W. Bluemound Rd., Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53213 Woodcrest Gyro Groomer and Track Mould. For now, the Nordic Club awaits January and whatever snow conditions that it holds. In case of a lack of snow, or Heaven forbid too much snow, the rescheduled dates will be January 24 or February 7. More information is available in the P.E. Building. More trivia 1. Who was voted by the press as the greatest roundballer of 1900 - 1950? 2. Whose 68 pts. vs. Knicks in '77 set a one - game record for guards? 3. Who was elected to both basketball and football Halls of Fame? 4. Which college basketball squad was led by Bill Russell to 60 consecutive wins? •oosioudjj uvs p 83dis ozuojy souiy £ qoMDJDft aidj Z uvqw aSuoaQ j :Sti3A\SNV Coming Events Thursday, Dec. 10 CONCERT at 5 p. m. in Union Square featuring the Parkside Jazz Band. Admission is free for Parkside faculty, staff and students. Sponsored by PAB. Friday, Dec. 11 WORKSHOP "Test Anxiety" at 1 p. m. in MOLN 111. Call ext. 2605 for more information. MOVIE "The Great Santini" (PG) will be shown at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. PLAY "The Doctor's Farces" at 8 p. m. in CA Studio B. Admission is $2.00 f or Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens and $3.00 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and at the Fine Arts Division Office. DANCE/CONCERT at 9 p. m. in Union Square featuring "Legacy". Admission at the door is $2.00 for a Parkside student and $2.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Dec. 12 PLAY "The Doctor's Farces" will be repeated at 8 p. m. in CA Studio B. Sunday, Dec. 13 RECEPTION for December graduates at 2 p. m. in Main Place. The event is free and open to the public. CONCERT at 3:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema featuring the Parkside Chorus and Chorale. Admission at the door is 50* for students and senior citizens and $1.00 for others. MOVIE "The Great Santini" will be repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Tuesday, Dec. 15 CONCERT at 12:30 p. m. in Main Place featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble. The concert is free and open to the public. DANCE in Union Square after the Basketball Game, featuring "UWX". Admission is free with your basketball ticket. Sponsored by Student Life. Patronize R anger Christmas A duertisers!! | Engagement Sets From *95°° OUR EVERYDAY PRICES ARE LOWER THAN OTHER'S "DISCOUNT PRICES" COME IN & COMPARE Christmas Hours MON DAY - F RI DAY 9:30 to 9:00 SATURDAY 9:30 to 5:15 SUNDAY 12:00 to 4:00 THE STORE WITH MORE — KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER HERBERT'S CORNER 58th ST. & 7th AVE. 14 Thursday, December 10,1981 RANGER Experience-Progress for women's basketball by Greg Bonofij .figlio The Parkside women's basketball season opened in a positive manner last Saturday. Two Laurie Pope free throws With 14 seconds left in over - time lifted the Ranger women to a dramatic 78-77 upset victory over UWWhitewater. Pope led the Ranger attack with an impressive 23 point performance. The junior center connected on eight of twelve from the field and six of seven from the line. Sophomore forward Robin Henschel added 14 points and freshman forward Theresa Bye 11 points in the season opener for the Parkside cagers. Two free throws by Kim Johnson tied the game at 68 apiece with just seven seconds remaining in regulation play. Whitewater blew a golden opportunity to win the game but missed the first free throw in a one - and - one situation. They also had a chance to win it in overtime, but missed on a last second 22 footer from the left side. Coach Noreen Goggin is optimistic about this year's team, and she has every right to be. Saturday's victory came against a team that was third in the nation last year. One reason Coach Goggin and assistant coaches Dale Snyder and Bob Seidel are optimistic is the fact that Parkside has six letterwinners returning from last year's squad. Among those six include four starters: 5-4 sophomore guard Cindy Ruffert (Milwaukee Hamilton); 5-9 sophomore forward Jeanne Jacobs (Milwaukee St. Mary's); 5-8 sophomore forward Robin Henschel (Hartland Arrowhead); and junior center Laurie Pope (Omro High School, Omro). The other two letterwinners include 5-3 guard Linda Masters (Wilmot) and 5-10 sophomore center Tracie Sylvester (Central). Newcomers to the team are: 5-2 sophomore guard Laura Laurenzi (Kenosha Tremper); 5-6 sophomore guard - forward Denova Franklin (Chicago Vocational); 5-7 freshman guard Holly Just (Union Grove); 5-8 freshman forward Theresa Bye (Eau Claire North); 5-9 freshman forward Lynn Kissinger (Eau Claire North); 6-0 freshman center Shelley Laffin (Wausau West); and 5-8 freshman forward Kim Johnson (Kenosha St. Joseph). Last year's 6-20 team had only one returning player. But, as a group, this is a much improved Ranger team. "We've improved from last year's team in every category. (With) four of our five starters back this year, we're doing things differently, especially on defense. We're going to a man - to - man this year instead of the zone we used last year. We're also emPhoto by S. Squirrel ploying more patterned offense. We move the ball around more and wait for the good shot instead of looking for one or two people to score all the points," Goggin said. "Yeah, it is (a young team), but we're more lucky than last year. We have four experienced people starting this year compared to only one last year. But we're weak on overall experience. If we went against an evenly matched opponent, we'd be at a disadvantage because of (the lack of overall) experience. Hopefully, we can keep our players for next year," Goggin said. "Obviously we want to improve on last year. I think we can go .500 or better. Beating Whitewater was a big indication of our improvement. They were third in the nation last year and they only lost one player. I h ope we can make it to the area play-offs and possibly even the nationals," Goggin said. Key players for the Parkside team include: Lori Pope, the leading rebounder and scorer for the Rangers. "She's been consistently strong for us both last year and. this year." Another player Goggin has high hopes for, especially in the rebounding department, is Jeanne Jacobs, whom Goggin describes as "a strong and tall post player." For leadership on the court, expect to see Cindy Ruffert. "She's the one who gets the offense running and keeps things moving for us. While she doesn't score often, she does keep things going," Goggin said. Perimeter shooting will be in the capable hands of Robin Henschel. "She's a real good shooter and can hit from anywhere outside," Goggin said. Two promising freshmen are forwards Kim Johnson and Theresa Bye. Johnson scored eight critical points late in the Whitewater game and should see a lot of action this season. Goggin hopes the turnout for last Saturday's game will continue. "Our game is unique from the Men's. We have a 30 second clock which doesn't allow you to stall away the last four minutes of the game. Those games aren't very exciting when they do that." Fans can attest to that. 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Parkside ended up on the short end of the 73-65 score. "We didn't play well in any part of the game," said coach Steve Stephens. "It was our first game and we just didn't get on track." Parkside was led in scoring by 6-5 senior center - forward John Herndon with 18 points. Freshman forward Cornell Sattler, who Stephens said "played as well as anybody," and junior center Wilbert Webb each added 16 points. In the Rangers' home opener last Friday, the Parkside fans got their first look at two exciting freshmen, guardDarron Brittman and center Ray Duckworth, in a 77-61 win over St. Xavier College. "We were pretty tentative in the first half," commented Stephens. "But the second half we got it going." St. Xavier got off to a quick 10-0 lead and held that lead until halftime for a 31-30 lead. Freshman Brittman literally stole the game, making an impressive debut in his first college game with 10 points, three assists, and eight steals, seven more than the entire opposing team. "He's extremely quick," said Stephens. "Our defense has not been all that great, but the opponents are always looking for Darron." Duckworth, at 6-8 and 250 pounds proved to be a force to be reckoned with in the middle as he led the Rangers with 18 points and contributed five rebounds. Buster Webb added 17 points and 7 rebounds, followed by Herndon with 11 points, and Saddler with nine. The Rangers then took to the road again Saturday night to Sheboygan to battle Lakeland College. Parkside got off to a quick 17-2 lead, only to see Lakeland close the gap to 23-21. Parkside went into the intermission with a 43-38 advantage. The second half started off the Rangers loin three of four opening games game by a 75-64 score. John Herndon again paced the Rangers with 26 points, with Webb adding 23. Brittman again showed his quickness with six steals and seven assists. The Rangers came home Monday night to battle a tough Loras College squad. Loras held a 20-14 lead seven minutes into the first half, but the Rangers put on one of their patented scoring spurts, outscoring Lakeland 16-3 in the next seven minutes, and went on to take a 39-35 halftime lead. The two teams played fairly evenly in the second half, with the Rangers getting key plays when they needed them to fend off Loras to capture their third win in four tries by a 66-62 s core. John Herndon again dominated the inside as he led both teams with 25 points, 12 rebounds, and six blocked shots. Senior guard Dave McLeish added 14 points, and Darron Brittman scored 11 points, dished out three assists and stole the ball four times. "We wanted to get the ball inside early," said Stephens, "and John just sat back on his own." Loras coach Doug Smith had praise for the Parkside quickness. "We're not as quick as Parkside, so we tried our 2-3 zone defense and backcourt press. We tried to keep the lid on them." The Rangers, who have played three games in four days, will now go on the first real tough road trip of the season as they take on Arkansas Thursday night and .Kansas State Saturday night before coming home to battle Ferris State Tuesday night for their last game before the Ranger Classic on December 28-29. Participating in this year's tourney are Carthage, UWOshkosh and Saginaw Valley. same, with the Rangers building' up a 19 p oint advantage at 60-41, only to see Lakeland again bounce Photo by S. Squirrel back to within two at 64-62. Parkside fought off Lakeland in the final four minutes to take the 50< SPECIAL Doc. 14-23 "50<t specials in the Rec Center during final week." exclaims Stroll in' Bowlin', "What a great deal." Strollin' Bowlin' soon learns that bowling is only 504 per game and pool is only 504 per half hour. The specials begin December 14 and run through December 23. Discounted prices are available Monday - Friday during play hours. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Teaching Awards - Gukin agrees to sign certificate for Kersey Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document w University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Thursday, November 19, 1981 Vol. 10 - No. 11 Teaching Awards Guskin agrees to sign certificate for Kersey by G. Helgeson Editor After talking with students during an "open forum" two weeks ago, Parkside Chancellor Alan Guskin has agreed with student members of last year's Teaching Excellence Awards Selections committee to sign an award certificate for Shirley Kersey, one of two teachers chosen by the committee to receive the award. Kersey taught last year under contract non - renewal and Guskin vetoed Kersey's award this fall because she is no longer teaching at Parkside. Student committee members said they were not given any directive to award only teachers who are to be employed by Parkside following receipt of the award. Presently, there is no policy statement concerning present status or future employment by Parkside contained in the policy (PSF 20/79-80). Guskin indicated this fall that it was the $500 stipend attached to the award that he felt he could not support giving to a person who is no longer employed by the university. He also said that the award had always been "intended" for continuing teachers. "The idea (to give Kersey the certificate) came up in the forum," Guskin said. "It sounded like a good idea. I talked to Mary Jo Dagenbach (a student committee member) afterward. She persued it, and it sounded even better. It seemed to solve many of the student concerns." "My committment is to write a letter to Shirley to notify her, to confirm to her on behalf of the "This year's teaching awards are probably the most controversial issue we've had in the last three or four years." — Alan Guskin committee that they chose her and to sign the certificate," Guskin said. "Then my role in it is over with. It's my understanding that they (the committee) are more satisfied than before. We agreed that this would mark a resolution of the matter." Student committee members Mary Jo Dagenbach and Gus Sorenson told the Ranger on Tuesday that they are not happy about the resolution of Kersey's award, but that they feel reasonable compromises were made by both Guskin and themselves. According to Dagenbach, a reception has been scheduled for Kersey on Wednesday, Dec. 3 at 3 p.m. in Union 207. The award will be presented to her by students at that time. Guskin said he has no objections' to what is being done by the student members of the committee. "I think Shirley will be happy to know it is being presented by the students," he said. "The only thing that really hurt me about this whole thing was that some students felt denigrated because of this one issue. Hie fact that I continued to enter the dialogue with them showed my respect." Guskin said he feels no particular strain on his relations with students because of the disagreement. "There are some students and faculty who will always think, for whatever reason, that whatever I do is wrong. Most students don't know what I do. But I think people agree much more than the majority of the time. I felt very good about how (members of the committee and myself) talked. I felt good about people acting maturely, coming away with mutual respect." "The fact is, we don't have a lot of controversy on this campus," Guskin said. "This years teaching awards are probably the most controversial issue we've had in the last three or four years. But it's a narrow issue. "We do listen to students. I think on balance, if one analyzes the teaching awards situation, you can see that," Guskin said. "I agreed to things at the end that I did not think about at the beginning. I did that because I respect students and what they have to say. Students involved were tough, they were clear." Currently, the Policy on teaching excellence awards is under revision by a subcommittee of th e University Committee. The revision must be passed by the University Committee and the Faculty Senate to become policy. Guskin said, "It's faculty legislation; it's a subcommittee, so no administrator sits with them. I might see a copy before the revision goes to the Senate. I probably will write a memo to try to clarify procedures to make sure we all agree ahead of time. But I've already raised the issue with the University Committee and I have very few criteria. But it is no longer my job to get involved. I very rarely do get involved in standing faculty committees unless it involves die university as a whole or money." Open forum scheduled Parkside Chancellor Alan Guskin has scheduled the second of his "open forums" for the 1981-82 school year for Wednesday, Dec. 2. All students, faculty and staff are invited to the forum between 1 and 2 p.m. in Union 104. The forums are "an opportunity for students, especially, to meet with me and ask questions and make comments about anything that comes up relating to Parkside," Guskin said. Guskin said that he enjoys the forums because his university and system duties prevent him from meeting directly with students as often as he would like to. P.S.G.A. fails to ratify teaching award stand by Ken Meyer News Editor The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Nov. 11 voted down a resolution demanding that Chancellor Alan Guskin change his decision not to give Shirley Kersey the Teaching Excellence Award. The roll call vote was 6-3-3; a two - thirds vote was needed. In order to vote on, and even discuss, a stand on the awards, the Senate had to rescind a motion passed four weeks ago (see insert). The Joe Ripp / Phil Pogreba motion to recind the previous stand passed on a 9-2-1 vote, with Kathy Slama and Luis Valldejuli voting "no" and John Peterson abstaining. Ripp then moved and A1 Spallato seconded to accept Ripp's resolution which had been re-written since the meeting the week before. "I think we should change the wording if possible," said Jim Pugh. What Pugh said he had in mind was being more specific, changing "Chancellor" to "Chancellor Alan Guksin." Most of the discussion concerning the wording was about the word "demand." "I ask the Senate to be careful about this resolution, coming out and demanding something from the Chancellor on something he is not going to change," said PSGA President Jim Kreuser. "You can say you believe that he did wrong, but to demand for him to change it ... you ought to just consider what you're saying because he is not going to change his position. "How is the student government going to go about demanding that he change his decision?" asked Mike Pfaffl. "When we decide, it may be published in the Ranger . . ." answered PSGA Vice - President Kathy Bambrough. "He'll hear it and he'll read it, and that's about it. We can demand (but) we can't force him to do anything. We can pressure (him) and that's about it. What we have been doing (in the past) is negotiating with him. That's all we can do." As a point of i nformation for the Senators who weren't at the Chancellor's open forum, Bambrough told them that Guskin said the awards committee could give Kersey the same award that the other recipient will receive. "I also personally asked him if it would have his signature on it. . . and he said yes. So therefore, he has given in on that point. He said that she can have the award," she said. Pfaffl mentioned that at the open forum, Guskin said he will but does that mean we can't take a stand that we think what he did to begin with was wrong? The point is that this (resolution) is the stand (in which) the student government and the student body are saying that we feel it was ex First motion, presented four weeks ago and rescinded last week: "PSGA, Inc. considers the actions taken by the Teaching Excellence Awards Committee in conjunction with the Chancellor as being inappropriate to the situation at hand." First version of resolution, presented two weeks ago and tabled: "Be it known that the PSGA, Inc. feels that Chancellor Guskin's decision to not give former Parkside Professor Kersey the Teaching Excellence Award when rightfully hers, was wrong and uncalled for and that we, as the representatives of the student body, ask that Chancellor Guskin change his decision and give Professor Kersey her rightful award and the $500 stipend." Current resolution, presented last week and lost 8-3*3: "Whereas, the PSGA, Inc. sees the need for the revision of the existing Teaching Excellence Awards guidelines. "Be it known that the PSGA, Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. "Therefore the PSGA, Inc. in conjunction with the student body believes that the Chancellor's decision to not allow former Parkside Professor Shirley Kersey the Teaching Excellence Award which was rightfully due her, was wrong and uncalled for, and that we, as the representatives of the student body, demand that Chancellor Guskin change his decision and give Shirley Kersey her Teaching Excellence Award and the $500 do llar award money. "And be it known that the PSGA, Inc. shall continue to uphold students' rights in the decision - making process and to prevent further ex post facto or other unjust decisions from occurring." INSIDE • SUFAC revises schedule, begins budgeting • New TV season bested by PBS • Inside UW-P sports: Pick-up basketball give Kersey the award certificate but he won't give it to her in public and won't give the $500 that goes with the award. Pogreba brought up the possibility of changing the word "demand" to "ask." "I think the whole purpose of this thing is being changed," said Ripp. "(The resolution) is a statement that we feel the original decision he made hurt many people. This has nothing to do with if he changes his decision now . .. this is a statement that we can get involved. This is what the students feel, not just us. I've talked to plenty of students and they're saying that we demand, instead of just asking. "I mean, are we afraid?" asked Ripp. "It's like, OK, he's giving in post facto, after the fact, and that it was an unjust decision. (Guskin's) not going to die because of this — this is saying that it was wrong. Is he going to take retribution against us? That's what I thought about Jim (Kreuser's) statement about 'demanding'." "I just want to stress Jim's point," said Valldejuli. "It's not that we are afraid that he's going to bite us or anything — just make sure that y<xi know what you are demanding from the Chancellor. It's my opinion, (and) I've never met (Kersey), but I would think she would be more interested in getting some kind of recognition from the students instead of the money." Spallato moved to call the question, with Ripp seconding. The roll call vote was: Aye - Steve Mertz, Pfaffl, Pogreba, Pugh, Ripp and Spallato; Nay - Peterson, Slama and Valldejuli; Abstentions - Earlene Frederick, Margaret Rodriguez and David White. Immediately following the meeting, Ripp said, "I had a personal feeling that it (the decision) was a combination of people who didn't want to speak out against the Chancellor because they were afraid of repercussions. I think people didn't get the gist of the whole resolution, which was stating no matter what Chancellor Guskin does now, the point is that his original decision is what we voting on. It was ex post facto and it was unjust because he admitted to me at the open forum that it was his total decision not to give her the award — the money or the award." Asked about changing the word "demand" to "ask," Ripp said, "I wanted it the way it was. I feel that 'asking' is putting the student body at his feet and more or less saying 'Pretty please, will you give her back this award.' When 'demanding' (means) 'Hey, we think it's wrong. You should give her the award, you should give her the money'." Ripp feels the main issue was confused. "I don't know if it was purposely confused or not by a few members of the Senate who are against it. (They confused the issue by) saying 'Now he is changing his mind, he's going to sign it.' But that has no bearing on the resolution at all." Asked whether or not he will bring the resolution up at the next Senate meeting (yesterday), Ripp said, "It depends. I have to talk to a few of the Senators and what not." 2 Thursday, November 19,1981 RANGER Editorials VOOOOOMOOCCCO! >SOCCOSOQOSCGGSCOOOOSOOOOO&! Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. SCCCOOSOOSCOOCCCOCOSCCOSOCCOSOOCOOOOOCOCOOCOSO! Why not work on it? Those Parkside students who have been waiting for three and a half months for their Guaranteed Student Loans no doubt wish they had access to a short term (1 semester) loan program to assist them with their tuition and books — at least. In light of the recognition lately given to Peer Support, a major student organization devoted to assisting students with other adjustment problems, it seems ironic that Parkside gives no similar support to students facing temporary financial difficulties besides allowing their debts to accumulate for a very limited time. Last week, campus officials explained to the Ranger that a student - initiated fund has already bombed out and that the "books only" fund administered by the financial aids office is also on the way to limbo because of student defaults on loans. It is indeed a shame that students and organizations have failed to raise funds and some students have defaulted on loans. But those are not reasons to ignore the real need students have for funds during times of unexpected delays. Rather than give up on short term emergency student loan fund, why not work with students to devise a fund that will work? Do students have a say? During the past few months, a great deal of concern has been expressed, along with much debate, about 1981 Te aching Excellence Award almost - recipient Shirley Kersey. Chancellor Alan Guskin's decision to exempt Kersey from eligibility (despite the lack of policy agreement with Guskin's assumptions) because she was no longer employed by UW-P after the long faculty selection process had been completed has been called "ex post facto" and "illogical" by students, faculty and Kersey herself. The issue was not the $500 stipend usually allocated by Guskin to each award winner. The issue was the nature of Guskin's decision. Since a recent reversal by Guskin, in which he promised to sign an award certificate to be presented to Kersey identical to the certificate given to past winners, it has become clear that though it is not easy to do, students do have some say in decisions made by their university. But maybe only when they sit on the committee deciding the issue, and then only if some of them are still around to witness administrative actions the next year. Write Ranger a Letter!!! , Say, Jfcmi-Saby'... S ^C ^ICC™ A TOW .CrurCKsj To the Editor Nobody 'gave a hoot' To the Editor: I had thought of quoting the story from the Old Testament which resulted in the oft asked question "Am I my brother's keeper?" I had thought of referring to the lack of caring of what happens (ed) to the "boat people" or others fleeing from oppression, or to the non - concern over the environment or even nuclear war. I had even thought of reminding readers of the many news - reported stories of crime being committed on our streets while totally unconcerned individuals "turn their heads the other way." I decided, however, that these references were not as apFrom the Files propriate as my simple report told with utter chagrin and, I must admit, some anger, of the total disregard shown by so many people (be they students or passers-by) when I fell on that terribly dangerous brick floor in the concourse last week. Not one "human" being bothered to venture forth to help me up, to inquire if I were all right (with the exception of one young woman who did), or if I needed help getting somewhere. I was able to gather myself together, even though my knees were smarting with pain and my pride suffering from some embarrassment. The result of the fall: badly bruised, but not broken, knee cap, some injured and torn ligaments and tendons, bound foot and crutches (though temporary). The cause of the fall: none gave a diagnosis, but I will venture an opinion. I have never yet walked down that extremely dangerous brick concourse without seeing debris, be it paper (which can be slippery if conditions warrant it), water, coffee, mushy food that had dropped from non - caring person's hand (present as I went tumbling, I might add), cigarettes or what have you. I put it to You student body: Are you coming to the university to live in this world (which includes giving a "hoot" about what happens to others) or are you coming to further your education to learn new techniques for stepping on and not caring a wit about others with your added knowledge? Lois Lederman 10 years ago — "Athletics: Story One" by Marc Eisen Two former Parkside athletes have revealed how they were lied to and misled by Parkside Athletic Director Tom Rosandich when they were recruited to come here. A third athlete, still active in UW-P athletics, told of similar statements made to him, but declined to characterize them as being either misleading or lies. Stories similar to these have surfaced on campus before but have never been substantiated. The . . . stories, besides giving evidence of Parkside's recruiting methods, tell how their experience with UW-P athletics has destroyed their desire to compete anymore. (John) Patten is presently a pole vaulter on the track team, while Mary (Libal) is a student here and Judy (Zimmerman) is a student at UWM. While she readily acknowledges that the track coaches are talented, (Libal) says of them: "I think the coaches are most concerned about their own names. Secondly, they'll try to develop the name of Parkside. Only last are they concerned with the athletes." (Patten said), "In my career as an athlete I've never seen so much subversion in the ranks as I did at Parkside — men and women, even the coaches. But I think it was a normal reaction to the situation — with so much money being cut." Zimmerman said, "I was burned out at Parkside." Between them, (Libal and Zimmerman) held the Wisconsin Women's AAU titles in the 100 yard dash, the 220, the 440, the 880, the cross country mile, the mile and a half and the ten mile runs. Track was their lives, they say simply. Today they don't compete. —Newscope, vol. 5, no. 12, Nov. | year OgO senate. A motion was then made by Neilsen requesting Arnold's resignation. The motion failed. —Ranger, vol. 5, no. 11, Nov. 24, 1976 Kersey to be honored 5 years a go — "Charges Dropped" by Douglas Edenhauser The student government meeting last Wednesday night provided a great amount of confusion for those who came to watch Senator Mary Arnold's impeachment trial. Though Arnold wished the trial to take place in open session, a motion introduced by President Pro Tempore Dan Neilsen was passed by the senate the close the proceedings. Neilsen indicated that (parliamentary procedure) required that such a trial be held in executive session. In rebuttal to arguments that this would be in violation of Wisconsin's open meeting law, Neilsen replied that according to definitions within this law, "we (Student Government) are not a governmental body." . . . N e i l s e n i n t r o d u c e d a m o t i o n to hold the trial in open session, which was passed unanimously by the senate. After a few questions and a little discussion ... the charges were dropped in the best interests of the "Food prices to increase 3 percent" by Janet Wells An overall increase of 3 percent in the price of food at Parkside is projected for January 1981, according to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Student Union... Many food items will remain the same, while selected items will probably be penny increased. In view of (the food price index projection of a 12-15 percent increase in food prices overall from last January to next) and nation - wide inflation, Niebuhr declares that the Union and Heritage Foods have done well in holding price increases to a necessary minimum, though Heritage loses money in its day - to - day operations. • . Parkside facilities is Heritage's main source of revenue, compensating for the loss sustained in daily operations. Five years ago, 50 percent of the Union's budget was derived from segregated fees, 50 percent from revenues. Today, . . . segregated fee dollars are only 38 percent of the budget, with the remaining coming from revenue producing operations like the food service. —Ranger, vol. 9, no. 12, Nov. 26, 1980. To the Editor: After Gustave Sorenson, Ann Roland, Jeff School and myself met with Chancellor Guskin on November 12, it is my pleasure to announce that Chancellor Guskin will give a certificate of Teaching Excellence to the student committee so that we may properly honor Dr. Shirley Kersey. The certificate to be presented, identical to the one Oliver Hayward will receive, will bear the Chancellor's signature. I want to thank Chancellor Guskin for being willing to compromise and accomodate for what I and many have felt to be an injustice. I want to urge all students, that if there is anything that they feel needs to be revised; speak up. You, the students, have just witnessed what can be done. Changes can occur. STUDENTS DO HAVE A VOICE! 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Delegation Student r Cek SOme Park side student Government Association, tHn f?c esentatives a road rHL? /?Uper . 1 , or t0 attend the United Council of UW Student Governments meeting. Thev were SE^S Pr . ederick> Kreuser, Mlk® Pfaffl, Margaret Rodriguez and Dave White. They took active stands on various issues. One of these issues was the collective bargaining proposal. Parkside swung all four votes against this proposal. Their reasoning was that the rules and practices are not defined specifically concerning student participation in the collective bargaining process. Another issue was the tuition surcharge. The United Council Executive Board which is maae up of 53 delegates from the UW system took a stand against the tuition surcharge. Reasoning for this, say the representatives, was that a surcharge does not solve the long - term problem for the university of adjusting to an era of shrinking financial resources. Now, they feel, is the time for long - rangeplanning. With the country in a recession and unemployment hitting 8 percent, families and working students cannot afford hation increases, they say. The Parkside Student Senate has not taken a stand on this issue as of yet, but it was scheduled to be brought up at yesterday's meeting. One of th e major issues brought up at the Executive Board meeting was a motion to begin an impeachment hearing against the President of the United Council, Robert Kranz. After four hours of intense discussion, Parkside swung all four votes against proceeding with the hearing. They voted that way on the basis that it was detrimental to the purpose of the United Council. There are many issues that are coming up in U.C. that are important to the students of Parkside and the entire UW system. This was one of the first times in the United Council history that Parkside sent five delegates to a U.C. meeting. Each student at Parkside pays 50 cents per semester to be represented as an active member of the United Council. The five delegates hope that in the future Parkside students will become aware of issues that are dealt with in the United Council and which affect them. If a student has any questions about the United Council, please feel free to stop down at the PSGA office, by the Coffee Shop. * SUFAC begins budgeting ThThe e Sefircff Segregaatpd ted TTn Unive ivorrsioifir ty Fees *i j: ^ » Allocations Committee (SUFAC) began its budgeting process last week approving some preliminary budget requests from student and campus organizations. SUFAC, a seven - member subcommittee of PSGA, annually allocates the portion of each student's total tuition fee called segregated fees. This year's full - time undergraduate student paid $72 in segregated fees, the lowest in the UW System. Last year's total SUFAC budget was $580,441. SUFAC allocates money to 18 different areas, one more than last year because Peer Support was recently granted major organization status. The seven SUFAC members are PSGA Senators (chosen by random draw) Randy Klees, John Peterson, Phil Pogreba, Kathy Slama and Luis Valldejuli, chairperson; and two members elected during student body elections, Greg Davies and Ken Meyer. The first budget request to come before SUFAC last Thursday was the Student Activities Office with a request of $13,556, down $4,030 from last year's $17,586. The major reason for the decrease is that some funding areas were transferred to the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) budget. Meyer moved, and Pogreba seconded, to approve the $13,556 request. The motion passed unanimously. The second budget request was Housing, with a proposed increase of $12,082 from $13,789 to $26,771. After much discussion Meyer moved, and Klees seconded, to table the discussion. The motion was approved unanimously. The Housing budget request was discussed again Friday. After more discussion Meyer moved, and Peterson seconded, to table the discussion again. The major reason for the increase lies in the salary of Shirley Schmerling, Housing Coordinator. In the past, segregated fees paid 50% of the salary, with the state paying 50%. This year's request is for 100% of the salary. The third budget request Thursday was for Winter Carnival and Fall Fest. The request was for $4000, a $1000 increase over last year mainly because last year's Fall Fest was funded by New Program Development funding. Pogreba moved, and Meyer seconded, to approve the $4000 request. The motion passed 6-0-1, with Davies abstaining. The first budget deliberation Friday was on Student Organizations Council (SOC), which requested $26,540, a $1970 increase over last year's $24,570. After discussion Slama moved, and Peterson seconded, to allocate $24,660 to SOC. This accounts for an increase in salaries and supplies but the same amount for services as last year given to new and existing clubs. The motion passed 4-2-0, w ith Davies aqd Meyer voting "no" (Pogreba absent). The next budget request discussed was that of the Child Care Center, with a proposed increase of $10,317 fr om $6506 to $16,823. Until now, the Center has been a non-profit corporation. The Center is now a formal university operation. The change in status involves moving the director to an academic stall position. After almost an hour - and - a - half of discussion Meyer moved, and Klees seconded, to grant Child Care its request. The motion passed 4-0-2, with Peterson and Valldejuli abstaining (Pogreba absent). The third budget deliberated Friday was for Athletics, asking Here is an updated SUFAC budgeting schedule. The previous schedule was changed as the Ranger went to press last week. The meetings are open to anyone interested and will be held in Comm Arts (CA) 132 un less otherwise noted. Thursday, Nov. 19 Intramurals, 1:00 (CA 128) Business Services, 3:30 Union Debt Services, 4:00 Friday, Nov. 20 PAB, 1 p.m. Performing Arts and Lectures, 1:50 Ranger, 2:30 PSGA, 3:20 Wednesday, Nov. 25 Health Office, 1:00 Monday, Nov. 30 Union, 4:00 (CA 142) for a $2000 increase from $51,585 to $53,585. After discussion, Meyer moved, and Peterson seconded, to approve the request. The motion passed 4-0-1, with Davies abstaining (Klees and Pogreba absent). SUFAC met Monday and passed two preliminary budgets. Slama moved, and Davies seconded, to allocate $2400 to the Student Activities Building. The motion was approved 6-0-0 (Klees absent). SUFAC also approved its own budget Monday, allocating $160 for duplicating and wages for a secretary. Peterson moved, and Pogreba seconded, to pass the SUFAC budget. The motion passed 6-0-0 ( Klees absent). Peer Support was scheduled to present its budget request to SUFAC yesterday. See schedule for upcoming budget presentations. See next week's Ranger for an update on SUFAC's preliminary budgeting. Career Niaht Alumni help students prepare for careers by Mary Kirton Kaddatz "Only two in one hundred people are prepared (for job interviews) and they are the people who get hired," said Judy Murray, Manager of Corporate Employer Relations and Career Development at J.I. Case of Racine at the second annual Alumni Career Resource Night last week. According to Tom Krimmel, Director of Alumni and Placement Services, approximately 170 Parkside students attended the event, which featured over 50 alumni panel speakers and a lecture by Murray on "Job Opportunities: How to find them and make the most of them." The most popular panels were engineering, communication, business - marketing, personnel and information systems. Liberal and fine, arts panels were cancelled due to low student interest. Both panels have been rescheduled for spring semester. "Our goal was to make students aware of information on the job market that Alumni can share with them, to give students experience in terms of talking with people in their major course area in a safe environment where students can freely ask questions and be candid," Krimmel explained. Panel members gave students suggestions on preparing themselves for specific career areas, projected employer demand in each area, explained economic factors affecting job areas and discussed career advancement from choosing an entry level position on up. Murray recommended that students "investigate the job market, conduct an organized search, be imaginative and determined" in conducting a job search. Unusual job leads she suggested students use to secure their first job included temporary jobs, which she called "a foot in the door," and Chamber of Commerce directories, among others. Before the interview, Murray told students to prepare the resume carefully. "Design the appearance first, then create the words to fit the format of your resume," she said. "Focus on training, experience, accomplishments and personal qualities." The format of the resume should be basically "one page in length, with strong points attractively arranged," Murray said. "Use action words; no gimmicks." Murray also recommended sending a "thank you letter within 24 hours after the interview. Very few people do, but it could be the deciding factor for two equal candidates. Letters should make sense and be to the point. One paragraph is sufficient," she said. The next Alumni and Placement, seminar, entitled "Cracking A Tough Job Market in the 80's," will feature Roger L. DeRose. The seminar is scheduled for Tuesday, Dec. 1 from 8 to 10 p.m. in Union 106 and will cover camp'^? recruiting techniques, the Interview, the follow - up interview, and job performance along the career ladder. 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No witty new comedies, no intelligent slice - of - life dramas, nothing. I did say that there were a few exceptions, however. I don't want to seem overly cynical, so I gave a few shows chances that they might not even deserve. But even these shows are so few and far between that I would be hard pressed to fill a decent - sized article with them. So what I am going to do is Drum roll, please. - - - I am going to write about my favorite T. V. shows, new or not. My own personal favorites, that I think the Ranger audience might enjoy. Most of my personal picks are shows broadcast on the Public Broadcasting System; my favorite PBS show is Carl Sagan's "Cosmos". This stunning 13 - part show takes audiences through space and time on it's grandest scale, from the birth of the universe up to present day and far beyond. The visual effects are brilliant, the musical score is stirring, and Dr. Sagan effectively explains many scientific points in a way anyone could understand. Most importantly, Sagan conveys his own wonder for the immensity and beauty of the universe to his audience. Watch "Cosmos" Tuesday nights on PBS. A la rge part of PBS airtime is devoted to shows imported from the British Broadcasting CorPBS imports and reruns are better viewing poration. "Masterpiece Theater," probably the most famous BBC show in the states, is beginning it's second decade of real - life dramatizations. At first glance the show seemed dry and stuffy to me, but once I got past Allistair Cooke's bland introduction, I became pretty engrossed in the various stories and characters. Right now the show airs Sunday nights on PBS, with reruns from past shows shown during weeknights. British humor has always appealed to me more than any other kind, and I used to be a passionate "Monty Python" fan until it stopped showing in the U. S. All is not lost, however. John Cleese, former star of "Monty Python," can be seen on the PBS in "Fawlty Towers," yet another BBC show. Cleese stars as Basil Fawlty, a harried hotel manager in Devon, England. Typical English wit, satirical, tongue - in - cheek, sarcastic, is in abundance in this show. PBS's Chicago affiliate, WTTW, airs "Fawlty Towers" Sunday nights at ten. I have to slip in one more show from England, this one being my favorite. It may be of interest to "Star Trek" and "Lost in Space" fans to know that the world's longest - running science fiction T.V. show is on, and has been for the past eighteen years, the BBC. Yes, sci-fi fans, "Dr. Who" is that very show. The show is about Dr. Who, a timelord from the planet Galifrey. Timelords, as you might have guessed, have the ability to travel through time with the aid of a machine called TARDIS (Time and relative dimensions in space.) Each week the Dr. travels to a different planet and encounters a myriad of aliens, both hostile and benevolent. By the end of the show the Dr. has managed to save the planet from destruction of one kind or another. Over the years there have been several actors who have played Dr. Who, the current star being British actor Tom Baker. The show is more imaginative than any other science - fiction I've seen, and when a bit of British humor is interjected as well, the combination makes for a truly delightful show. Channel 11 in Chicago airs "Dr. Who" Sunday nights at 11 p. m. Now I come to my favorite American shows. "Nova," an excellent science show, airs on PBS Sundays at 7 p. m. While it lacks the exuberance of "Cosmos," "Nova" is chock full of the latest controversies in the various fields of science. "Odyssey," which shows Tuesday nights on PBS, is a look at various cultures around the world. But enough of educational shows. Let's move on to the commercial networks. Never has a television show been critically acclaimed by so many and watched by so few. This is the case with "Hill Street Blues," which began last year on NBC. The show was a sensitive dramatization of li fe in a big-city police precinct, and virtually swept the Emmy awards. But the viewing audience failed to take notice, and the show was only saved through the grace of G rant Tinker, Mary Tyler Moore's former spouse and new head of programming at NBC. The show returned this year, and the ratings look hopeful. I whole - heartedly recommend this show. The plots are realistic, slice - of - life KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726 - 75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 JLS 5Vi% Interest If Your Dolly Balance Is *500.00 or More! WE'RE HERE 10 HELP YOU GROW! dramas, that, unlike many typical "cop" shows, seems to accurately reflect the lives of police officers. All the actors are superbly cast in their roles, and are unfailingly convincing. Don't miss this Thursday nights at 9 p. m. on NBC. At the beginning of this article I said that there were a few new shows that weren't half bad, a few exceptions to the rule. A very few. In fact, only one. There is one new show I have seen that might possibly be promising. "The Two of Us" stars British comedian Peter Cook as Brentwood, and English butler in America. This is the show's basic plot. Pretty cheesy, I suppose. But the show succeeds somewhat due to Cook's portrayal of Bren twood. I stress that the show succeeds somewhat - - - it is still nothing spectacular. It also stress that it succeeds due to Cook; the rest of the cast is terribly lame. But Cook makes it a bit humorous, and it might just be worth seeing on CBS, Tuesday nights at 7:30 p. m. Wustum announces library opening The Racine Art Association Inc., announces that it will open an Art Library at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of F ine Arts on Sunday, Nov. 22. The library will contain nearly 1,000 vo lumes and periodicals dealing with the arts in general and the visual arts in particular. Both art history and "How To" books are included in the collection of hard and soft cover books. In addition, the RAA maintains subscriptions to 11 art periodicals. The official opening of the library will be held in conjunction with a reception being held for two new exhibits at the museum, the Racine Area Arts exhibit and the Racine Camera Club's First Annual Juried Print Show. The reception will be held from 2 to 4 p.m. The Racine Area Arts exhibit is an annual all - media competition open to all artists 18 years or older who are residents of Racine, Kenosha and Walworth counties. The Racine Camera Club's exhibit includes 35 photographs by 16 photographers over 18 from Racine and Kenosha. Both the exhibits and the library opening are part of t he museum's 40th anniversary festivities. The museum first opened on Nov. 16, 1941. The Ranger needs staffers: • photographers »ad reps • news writers Call 2287 or 2295 or Stop in! We're in WLLC DI73 10% DISCOUNT To Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. Parkside I.D. required Graduate Gemologist Graduate Diamontologist JEWELERS Kanothi'i Diamond Contar 5617 - 6th Avenue Phona 658-2525 Kenosha, Wisconsin Rated presents: It's a comedy to cheer about. It's just excellent." -Gene Shalit, NBC-TV (Tbday Show) BURT REYNOLDS JILL CLAYBUR6H CANDICE BERGEN This Fri., Nov. 20, Sun., Nov. 22 Admission '1.50 7:30 p.m. Union Ciner Next Week: Dustin Hoffman as LENNY Rated "R" RANGER Thursday, November 19,1981 Video game madness is invading Viewpoint Photo by Dan McCormack by Carol Burns Amazing. Among its more beneficial advancements, modern technology has recently derived a method of turning human beings into "houseplants." The biggest rage right now, discounting Preppies, has got to be video and electronic games. You'll find them everywhere — the corner convenience store, shopping malls, computer centers and even at Parkside. Curiosity prompts nearly everyone to try their hand at such games, and some people are all but consumed by these electronic wizards. 1984 i s right on schedule. Why bother leaving the warm, dry comfort of t he great indoors for a game of football, baseball or soccer when a video game can do it for you? The barbaric oofs and grunts of real players get replaced by cute little beeps and buzzes. For electronic game fans, these are the sounds of music; for the rest of us, they join the annoying category of "head noises." To what can we attribute the immense popularity of electronic and video games? Do these computerized masterpieces convey some type of subliminal suggestion which mesmerizes players? Have the Communists replaced rock music and drugs as the mainstay for undermining American youth? Are we becoming a nation of lazy, vapid - eyed video freaks? Or is it simply that a two - dimensional world is easier to comprehend? Video games are, after all, by far the best way to wage wars or conquer new peoples. The notion that little physical energy is expended while playing video games is nonsense. Players get totally engrossed in their games. Surely constricted pupils, sweaty palms and increased blood pressure do something for the participants. The question is how long before video ulcers join the respected ranks of shin splints, tennis elbow and skiers knees as medically recognized maladies. There's no doubt about it — video games are here to stay. Those who despise this modern form of entertainment may as well make the best of i t and pray for a power failure. Who knows, video games might even convey deep philosophical messages for some of us — by the time we finally figure out how to play, the game is over. Smokers ponder today's smokeout by Pat Hensiak Tobacco is a plant of many uses. When its leaves are dried or cured, they can be rolled into cigars, processed for chewing, ground into snuff or shredded for use in pipes or cigarettes. Tobacco was first used principally in connection with religious ceremonies, but by the end of the fifteenth century tobacco smoking had become a common practice. Cigarettes are the most common way of smoking tobacco today, but it has been determined that cigarette smoking is hazardous to health. The American Cancer Society has set aside one day a year as a push to convince people to stop smoking for twenty-four hours. If people can stop for twenty-four hours, why not longer? In honor of today's "smoke-out" a number of Parkside smokers were interviewed and questioned on their reasons for smoking. Ron Wurzer was 18 when he started smoking. "I've smoked for five years. I guess I started because I was working and going to school at the same time. It seemed like the thing to do, but it wasn't peer pressure. Now I smoke from habit. I don't really want to quit, but I don't have any deep desire to smoke. I don't think I'm going to quit on the day of th e smokeout." Dave Schmidt started smoking at age 15. "I started just to try it. A lot of p eople did. Sometimes I'd like to quit, but I enjoy smoking. I probably won't stop on the date of the smokeout." Karen Sniatynskii started smoking at age 13. "I took my first cigarette because of curiosity. Now, I don't think that it's a habit. I never buy my own cigarettes. When I'm around people that smoke, I'll have one. During the smokeout, I probably won't smoke because I don't smoke all the time." Elizabeth Checkvala started smoking when she was 18. "Peer pressure is the main reason; I was around people that smoked. I would definitely like to quit, for health reasons. I'm going to try to quit on the 19th." Saeid Rahmanpanah started smoking at age 17. "The first time that I had a cigarette, I got high from it. I don't get high anymore, but it's a habit. I would like to quit for my health, but I don't plan on stopping for the Great American Smokeout." Cindy Olson started smoking at age 14. "It was cool to smoke, go Bedford Duo to perform Downey composition Music by Milwaukee composer John Downey, including the world premiere of his Duo for Oboe and Harpsichord, will be presented in the first concert of the 1981-82 New Music at Parkside series at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday, Nov. 22, in the University of Wisconsin Parkside Communication Arts Theater. The new work will be performed by The Bedford Duo — oboist Monte Bedford and harpsichordist Frances Bedford — which commissioned the composition with support from a grant by the Wisconsin Arts Board. Downey, composer - in - residence at UW-Milwaukee, will be at the keyboard for two of his piano works, Eastlake Terrace and Edges, and the Parkside Piano Duo — Carol Bell and August Wegner—will perform his Adagio Lyrico. Frances Bedford, Bell and Wegner are UW-Parkside music faculty members. Monte Bedford is on the music faculty of the University of Alabama and oboist with its resident Capstone Woodwind Quintet. Tenor Daniel Nelson and pianist Jeffrey Peterson, of the UWM music faculty, will present three Downey songs based on texts by Yeats and Shakespeare. Nelson also will be soloist for the chamber work, A Dolphin, assisted by an ensemble including Downey at the piano, Carol Meves, flute, Mary Norquist, viola, and Marty Shadd, percussion. The ensemble members are from the UWM school of music and the Dolphin text is by Irusha Downey, the composer's wife. Downey's compositions have bad major performances in the U.S., Europe and Asia and he has received a number of important commissions including his Cello Sonata for George Sopkin; Earthplace, an electronic sound score for the Public Broadcasting Corporation; Symphinic Modules Five for the Milwaukee Symphony; and a work for the Fine Arts String Quartet Foundation of Chicago. He has received a number of awards including a Fulbright Award and a scholarship from the government of France, which also honored him as a Knight a la Chevalier. Downey received his bachelor of music degree from DePaul University, which has presented him with a Distinguished Alumni Award, and a masters degree from the Chicago Musical College of Roosevelt University. He later studied in Paris where he was awarded both a prix de composition from the Conservatoire National de Musique and a PhD (Docteur es Lettres) from the University of Paris at the Sorbonne. His principal teachers have included Darius Milhaud and Nadia Boulanger. Admission for the concert is $1 for students and senior citizens; $2 for others. Concert - goers are invited to attend a wine and cheese reception after the program. The second concert in the New Music series, at 8 p.m. on Feb. 26, will feature the Oriana Trio, resident chamber ensemble at UW-P, and the third, at 8 p.m. on April 2, will feature the music of Wisconsin - born composer Otto Leuning. Wegner and Harry Sturm of the UW-P music staff direct the series. He ®lbe £uieet $l{oppe THANKSGIVING WEEK SPECIAL 3 DAYS ONLY — NOV. 23,24 & 25 GIANT CASHEWS 40% OFF A Great Addition To Your Thanksgiving Day Table! down and stand by the creek and smoke. I like to smoke, I enjoy it. I would like to quit for my health. I plan on trying to stop for the smokeout." Margo Katerdjian began smoking when she was 16. "I had some problems, and having a cigarette let me deal with it a little easier. I smoke now because the people around me smoke and it calms me down. I would like to quit because it's not good for my health and I plan on trying to stop for the Great American Smokeout." Bob Varnes started smoking at age 19 or 20. " It was fun, and it was the thing to do. Now, I love to smoke. Although I would like to quit for health reasons, I would rather quit on the day that I choose. So, I probably won't quit on the smokeout." 'Welcome back students!" Have fun! FMXLLTB BAKERY • DANISH TORTE CAKES • KRINGU3 • WHXXNG CAKES • CAKES TOR All OCCASIONS • FINE ITAUAN BREAD • HARD ROU A BUN SFEOAUSTS COMPLETE RESTAURANT BAKERY SERVICE MON.-FRI. 6AM - 9PM AfI . _ _ _ _ SAT. I. SUN. SAM - 6PM C.U 654-0785 6020 39TH AVENUE FOOSBALL 25* per Game Gee, says Strollln' Bowlin', "I can't believe all the different fun things there are to do - why the Rec Center even has foosball tables." Strollin' Bowlin' quickly finds °y.t tha J Joosball is only a quarter per game and very exciting. Why not discover how much fun foosball is in the Rec Center? Thursday, November 19,1981 RANGER Events************ • §* A Alii *»#» J A m m _ Cheerleaders "Add a little greenery to your world" at the Cheerleaders' Plant Sale on Nov. 23, 24 a nd 25 f rom noon 'til 2 p.m. on the main concourse. Reminder to all basketball fans: Parkside's first home game of the season is on Dec. 4. Buy your season passes today from any cheerleader. Passes cost $10 for students; $18 for adults. Geology Club "Introduction to Remote Sensing: A Tool for the Earth Sciences" will be a lecture by Professor Ben Richason, of the Geography Department at Carroll College, will be presented by the Geology Club on Friday, Nov. 20 at 1 p.m. in Grnq. 113. Women's Concourse Cindy Van Vreede, chair of the Wisconsin National Organization For Women Task Force on Media, will speak on "Women and Cable TV" on Thursday, Nov. 19 at 7 p.m. in Grnq. 101. The program is sponsored by Parkside Women's Concourse, Kenosha NOW and the Women's Studies Minor Committee. Van Vreede is a production assistant and Associate Producer for channel 10/36 and assistant coordinator for Milwaukee NOW. Anthropology Club The Anthropology Club will sponsor a lecture by Dr. Henry Dobyns and a film entitled "So That Men Are Free" on Wednesday, Nov. 25 in Molinaro D-137. Dr. Dobyns will be speaking on his work with Cornell University involving the actual "rental" of lands and peoples in Vicos, Peru between 1952 and 1957. This work not only led to the revolution in the feudal system of Vicos and Peru itself, but also to a revolution in the field of applied anthropology — from policies of observation to those of intervention. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will sponsor the 3rd annual Managers Dinner on Monday, Nov. 30. T he event will begin with an "attitude adjustment" period at 6 p.m. in the Parkside Dining Hall, followed by dinner at 7 p.m. After dinner, Richard Schmidtlein, Managing Partner of the CPA firm Ernst and Whinney of Milwaukee, will speak on "The Making of a Professional." One hundred business executives from southeastern Wisconsin and northern Illinois, representing all fields of business are expected to attend the event. Tickets for the Managers Tlinnor oi*o now *11 be sold by Jerry Zigner, John Peterson, Darlene Bodi and the Union Information Center until Nov. 20. B usiness dress attire is required and all business students are encouraged to come and meet future prospective employers. IVCF Inte r-Varsity Christi an Fellowship will host a social on Wednesday, Nov. 25 in Union 106.. It will be an enjoyable time of games, singing and sharing so all students should feel welcome. IVCF also hosts its booktable in the bookstore alcove to discuss issues pertinent to Christianity. Women in Business The Executive Board of Women In Business will meet on Friday, Nov. 20 at 1 p.m. in the cafeteria. The next general business meeting of Women In Business will be held on Dec. 7 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. All business club members are invited by WIB to a tree - trimming party at Barb Kingery's (2008 Kinz ie, Racine) on Friday, Dec. 4 at 8 p.m. All guests should bring an ornament. All WIB club members are urged to buy tickets for the Accounting Club's Managers Dinner on Nov. 30. This is an opportunity Guskin, Ratner visit Regents Parkside Chancellor Alan Guskin and Vice Chancellor Lorman Rather were invited to open the UW System Board of Regents meeting in Madison last Thursday with a presentation on the planning and process used by Parkside to reallocate resources to high priority areas during its recent budget cutbacks. The Regents also accepted more than $24,000 in gifts and grants for Parkside, including a grant of $22,048 from the Governor's Employment and Training Office in support of a study directed by Prof. Barbara Shade of effectiveness of different teaching techniques on the learning responses of students from several ethnic backgrounds. The study will involve a group of ninth grade students from the Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts. Other items included a grant of $1,200 from the U.S. Department of Education College Library Resources Program; $453 for the Very Special Arts Festival for handicapped children to be held next spring on campus; $150 for the CHAMP Program for minority high school students; $100 for the Life Science Seminar Series; $100 for the Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarship Fund; and a gift of hospital equipment for use in nursing training laboratories. College Skills Council named MADISON — A 22 - member advisory council concerned with such fundamental skills as reading and arithmetic at the college level has been appointed by UW S ystem President Robert ,M. O'Neil. The College Skills Council includes some members from the state's Department of Public Instruction, the Vocational, Technical and Adult •N| A A A Vol 1 No 9 "Uphold your college traditions" Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Strop's NEW ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Education System, and independent colleges. Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner of Parkside will chair the new council. The creation of the College Skills Council was recommended by the 1980-81 Basic Skills Council which urged the continuation of its work but suggested changing the name to College Skills Council to reflect the group's full range of concerns. The council recommended that the new group be formed by appointing a representative from each of the universities in the UW System,. Extension and the Center System, as well as the outside organizations. Suzuki violin lessons offered The University of Wisconsin - Extension, UW - Parkside Suzuki violin program is offering a 45 minute group lesson to young people who study the Suzuki violin music by memory. The instructor will be Nancy Ohnstad. It will be held on Saturday, Nov. 21 at the Parkside Union Theater. The schedule is: 9:45 for beginners throu gh Twinkle and 10:30 for Lightly Row through Book II. More advanced students are welcome even though material beyond Book II may not be covered. For more information and to pre - register call 634-1729 or 553-2312. T here is no fee. The registration deadline is November 16. THE FARCES AN EVENING WITH ANTON CHEKHOV FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. Rangers snap Minnesota jinx by Doug Edenhauser |"»***——• —•— f To cap off the most successful season ever, the Parkside men's soccer team vanquished a six year plague by defeating Bethel College of St. Paul, Minnesota in the district championship game by a 2-0 score last Thursday. Parkside took an 11-8 record into the game compared to Bethel's impressive 15-1-3 mark The Rangers scored both of their goals in the first half, the first one by Chiedo Okonmah with an assist going to John Onyiego. The second goal was scored by Ralph DeGraff with an assist going to Scott Gerhartz. Coach Hal Henderson felt that the score could have been 5-0, pointing out that his team missed a couple of easy shots. Henderson thought that there were four factors which could have affected the outcome of the contest. The first one was the horrible condition of the field. "It was a hard, dirt field, and we need a soft field to be at our best." The second factor was Bethel's style of play. "We tend to play like our opponents, and they played with the ball in the air a lot, which isn't our style." "The last 20 minutes of the game every call (by the refs) went against us," said Henderson. "It seemed like the refs were trying to keep them in the game." The fourth factor was the defense of s enior John Onyiego in keeping Bethel's star midfielder, Bobby Clark, in check. All Henderson's scouting reports said that if the Rangers were to win they had to keep Clark in check. "Momo kept him out of the game. That was an extreme factor in shutting their offense down." Henderson also had praise for his team as a whole. "We played very good defense as a team. We weren't going to be denied." The win over Bethel had added significance to Henderson personally. It was not only the twelvth win for the Rangers as a team, the most in Parkside history, but it was also the 100th win for Henderson in his 17 year college coaching career. The win over Bethel advanced the Rangers to the NAIA Area 5 championship against four time national champion Quincy College. Quincy, with an impressive 15-3-1 record coming into the game, was rated by Henderson as "by far the best team we've ever played." The Ranger hopes of moving on to the national tournament in Springfield, Illinois were dashed Photo by Dan McCormack as Quincy overpowered Parkside and took the contest by a 5-0 ta lly last Saturday. Quincy, the number one nationally rated team for the past eight weeks, took control of the game early with their first goal just 38 seconds into the game. Parkside trailed 2-0 at the end of the first half and were badly outshot by their opponents 16-2. "We played about as well as we can play, but we did make mistakes, partly because of our inexperience against this sort of team and partly because of our youth." The Rangers will only lose one senior to graduation from this years team, Onyiego. The Rangers finished the season with an admireable 12-9 record. "It was a good year for us. We lost five games by just one goal. Our record could have easily have been 16-5." Volleyball Rangers place third in state by Doug Edenhauser The Parkside women's volleyball team ended its season last weekend with a third place finish at the WWIAC state tournament held at Parkside. UWMilwaukee won the tournament, earning the right to advance to regional playoffs. The Rangers got off on the wrong foot, losing to Marquette in three games in their first match of the tourney. Parkside beat the Warriors in the first game of that match by a 15-6 score, but Marquette battled back to take the final two decisive games by scores of 12-15 and 7-15. Carthage was the next Parkside opponent, and this time the Rangers came out on the winning end, defeating Carthage in two | Open Meetings Collegiate Skills Implementation Sub - committee (APC) Thursday, Nov. 19 1 p.m., Grnq. 344A Agenda: Reading Placement Test, Regional Testing, December meeting with high school English and mathematics teachers and counselors on "Expectations," extended student survey, reviewers for CSP review, L. Comerford's memorandum. Social Science Division Executive Committee Thursday, Nov. 19 3 p.m., Moln..367A Agenda: Personnel matter — a motion will be made to convene in closed session under Wisconsin statutes 19.85 (1) (b) and (c). Academic Actions Friday, Nov. 20 Agenda: Student requests — c losed under Wisconsin statute 19.85 (1) (f). Behavorlal Science Division Faculty Meeting Friday, Nov. 20 2:30 p.m., Moln. 324 Agenda: Meeting with Chancellor Guskin and Vice Chancellor Ratner. UW-P Faculty Senate Tuesday, Dec. 1 3-30 p.m., Moln. D107 Agenda items due last Tuesday. Academic Policies Committee Tuesday, Nov. 24 1 P.m., Grnq. 318A Agenda: Review catalogue copy for Breadth of Knowledge, other items. games, 15-9 and 17-15, eliminating the lady Redmen from the tournament. Parkside had a little tougher time defeating Carroll College in their next match, being down 10-4 in the first game, but coming back to take the game by a 18-16 score. The second game was just the opposite as the Rangers jumped out to a quick 10-1 lead only to see Carroll fight back before Parkside eliminated Carroll, winning the game 15-10, and the match. A rematch with Marquette proved to be the undoing of the Rangers as far as any hopes of advancing in this years tournament were concerned. Marquette handily defeated the Rangers in two quick games, 15-4 and 15-7, eliminating Parkside from the double elimination tournament. The Rangers finished the season with a disappointing 17-28 record, the worst ever at Parkside. The Rangers have no graduating seniors and coach Linda Henderson is looking forward to a more experienced team next year. Sophomore Lauri Hess was voted the teams Most Valuable Player by her teammates this year, while Lauri Pope and Sherry Festge were voted to the all - conference team. GIFTS RECORDS JEWELRY RAIMBOW uptown kenosha 6224 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 (414) 657 4384 RECORDS & TAPES Uwtst Pric* In Town *898 List Soils lor $73 1 pus 40~ OFP WITH TMS~ COUPON for Hm purchasf of ALBUM OR TARE 1 Coupon per Album or Tape Good thru Dec. 10th, 1981 PRO PICKS Want to win two free pitchers of beer? All you have to do is fill out this form and pick the correct winners. Put a check mark by your picks and bring the form down to the Ranger office, WLLC D139. Denver at Cincinnati Detroit at Chicago Green Bay at Tampa Bay Miami at N.Y. Jets New England at Buffalo - New Orleans at Houston N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia Pittsburgh at Cleveland St. Louis at Baltimore San Diego at Oakland San Francisco at Los Angeles Seattle at Kansas City Washington at Dallas Last week's winner was Kris Schaefer with 9 correct, 38 total combined points. Tie Breaker: will be the total combined points in the Green Bay - Tampa Bay game. Name S.S. No. Rules: 1. One entry per person. 2. Entrants must be Parkside students. 3. Ranger staff, general members and their families are ineligible. 4. Entry must be clipped from Ranger issue. 5. Entries must be turned in to the Ranger office by noon of the Friday preceeding the games. 6. Winners will be chosen by the Sports Editor. 7. Winners will be announced the following week in Pro Picks 8. Entries must be legible to be considered. jil SPECIAL EXPORT m ] ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE | SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR TEAM 8ALE8-ALL SPORTS TROTH*# AND AWARD* FAST. 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ISO*"5 '" 8 Thursday, November 19,1981 RANGER Inside UW-P Sports Pick-up basketball becomes habit by Greg Bonofiglio Dennis Skrzypchak takes the inbounds pass, fakes right and dribbles to the left, stops and puts up an eighteen footer from the baseline. The shot rolls off and there's a battle for the rebound. Pat McDonald picks up the loose ball and fires it down court to Jim Allegretto cheating on the break. Allegretto drives the lane and lays it in for the final basket of the game. Now who in the hell is Skrzypchak, McDonald or Allegretto? Don't feel too bad if you don't recognize these names. Few people do. They don't play for any professional basketball team nor do they play for the Rangers. These players take part in a unique league of sorts in the P.E. building. The name of t he game is pick-up basketball and for a handful of players, it's a weekly tradition. There is no formal set of rules governing this "league." All that exists is a mutual understanding to meet in the gym every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around noon. As soon as there are ten players, a game begins. Often as many as thirty players will show up for these games. Last Friday, about twenty - five players were on hand, a good number of which are regulars. Some of the more hard core members of this group include: Walt Nassauer, Jon Cuccio, Andy Karls, Dick Sykes, Dennis Skrzypchak, Jim Allegretto, Kevin Stein, Pat McDonald, Kevin Stein, Jeff Dahl, Mike Plemon (an assistant football coach at Kenosha Tremper), Walt Graf fin (Associate Professor of English at UW-P), Ron Jalkes, and Gene Biatto. "Pro" nicknames are better known than some of the player's real names. There's "Stretch," "All World," "Golden Boy" and "The Vet" just to name a few. Briefly, here's how the games start up. After sides are picked and a few rules quickly agreed upon, the game begins with one side taking the ball out. Quickly each player picks the player he'll cover throughout the game. Scoring goes by ones to fifteen. Each game is tb eleven if there are other teams waiting for one of the two courts to open up. If your team wins, you keep the court. The ball is taken out between mid-court and the top of the key on a foul or an out of bounds play. After a basket, the ball is taken out behind the endline. With players calling their own fouls, the games are generally clean. Some of the players in this CLASSIFIED group play for various city league teams in Racine and Kenosha. Some do not. You don't have to be a great player to get on one of these teams. I was proof of that on Friday. My high point came when I set up a devastating pick which completely wiped out a player. Unfortunately, he was on my team. But if basketball is your game, I'm sure there are enough players out there who'll be more than happy to accomodate you. Although the only ones who watch these games are the players themselves, these "pickup" games don't go completely unnoticed either. Parkside basketball coach Steve Stephens was impressed enough with what he saw in one player, Walt Nassauer, that he asked him to try out for the team. Most players say they come out to the gym to stay in shape, take advantage of the free gym, and just to play ball. In an era of player strikes, holdouts, free agentry, and offer sheets, it's always refreshing if not reassuring to find a sport whose participants still play for the sake of simply enjoying the game. Photo by Steve Myers PICKUP BASKETBALL in Parkside's gym attracts students, staff and faculty. SERVICES OFFERED FORMER TEACHER with two masters degrees will edit, critique and type term papers for $2 per page. Will not write term paper for you. Consultant only. 632-9798. FRENCH, GERMAN, SPANISH LESSONS. Price open. Caroline 886-4206. TYPING. 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