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              <text>THE PARKSIDE RANGER December ., 197' 3&#13;
i IJY The Parkside ~r·r.R. ANGER&#13;
---EDITOR IAL/OPINION&#13;
Beauty pageants seek virginity&#13;
Women despair, for if you've ever been pregnant or&#13;
married you'll never be a beauty queen, or more appropriafely,&#13;
"princess." A woman's worth, defined&#13;
simply in terms of beauty and poise, is somehow&#13;
lessened with the loss of her virginity, or so imply the&#13;
rules of those pageants which are held to chose "our&#13;
ideal."&#13;
A press release announ-ces requirements for the Miss&#13;
Kenosha Scholarship Pageant (new name for beauty&#13;
pageant): " ...qualifications are simple: Young ledles&#13;
must be at least 17 and not over 28 on Sept. I, 1977. They&#13;
must be high school graduates by that time, and never&#13;
been married or pregrant (sic)."&#13;
It later mentions, "Judging will be based on the same&#13;
values used in the Miss America and Miss Wisconsin&#13;
Programs." It doesn't take long to figure out that one of&#13;
those values is virginity; that which is officially lost in&#13;
the public's eyes upon marriage or pregnancy.&#13;
Though it's required that women entrants have never&#13;
been pregnant or married, the release plays down the&#13;
necessity of a talent: t r ••• entrants do not necessarily&#13;
have to be a trained talent in any specific field ... Four&#13;
girls who felt they only possessed a medicore (sic)&#13;
talent became Miss Kenosha."&#13;
Though much of what is objectionable about these&#13;
beauty-scholarship pageants is embedded in the&#13;
tradition of the program and society, the requirement&#13;
concerning pregnancies, according to Miss Kenosha&#13;
officials, is a new national pageant rule. Though the&#13;
image of the "ideal" woman being a virgin is old, the&#13;
rule relating to this value was just made last year.&#13;
One may question how pagear.t officials intend to&#13;
Thanks, Jeannine&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
Thanks! Thanks for your time.&#13;
Thanks for your services. Thanks&#13;
for contending with all. the shit&#13;
youput up with. Thanks for doing&#13;
a fantastic job even though there&#13;
were the more difficult times.&#13;
Thanks for staying out here till&#13;
the wee hours of the morning&#13;
laying out the most extraordinsry&#13;
paper. Thanks to us&#13;
for keeping you company while&#13;
you were out here laying out the&#13;
wonderous paper till the wee&#13;
hours of the morning. Thanks for&#13;
being you through thick and thin.&#13;
Weall like your typewriters and&#13;
you. Good luck to you wherever&#13;
you end up in this world full of&#13;
foo!! And most of all Jeannine,&#13;
thanks for the memories!!!&#13;
Farewell beloved,&#13;
TOID,Sue, Mona, Bip.,&#13;
Cathy, Chris, F hi lip,&#13;
John, Bob, and Doug.&#13;
P.S. Bill wants you to get a&#13;
haircut. Tom says thanks for the&#13;
desk, job, and headaches. Mona&#13;
says thanks for teaching her&#13;
everything she didn't want to&#13;
know. Sue says thanks for&#13;
nothing! Cathy says thanks for&#13;
knocking before you enter. Chris&#13;
wants to thank you for the pain in&#13;
the neckantl the help in getting rid&#13;
of the pain. John says thank you&#13;
for putting up with the old lady&#13;
who keeps calling and saying the&#13;
neighborhood dogs are "out to get&#13;
her." Phil is going to watch for&#13;
your name in national&#13;
newsmagazines and says you had&#13;
better amount to sometfiing&#13;
professionally or he's going to&#13;
deny he ever thought you were&#13;
the best editor Ranger ever had.&#13;
see you around!!!!!!!!&#13;
Ranger backed&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
I am writing this letter In&#13;
response to a previous letter&#13;
printed in the Ranger's&#13;
December I copy. It was written&#13;
bY a person named Arthur Gruhl,&#13;
and in it he cut down a lot of&#13;
things about the Ranger which I&#13;
would like to refute.&#13;
One of the first things GruhI&#13;
complained about was the&#13;
DeRanger supplement of which&#13;
he, said j'Debasing h.uman&#13;
sexuality is neither sabre or&#13;
entertaining." I cannot understand&#13;
how someone can get so&#13;
upset about a simple parody. It&#13;
was obvious that this article ,,:as&#13;
a humorous response to the senes&#13;
continued on pg. A&#13;
police entrants with regard to the marriage and&#13;
pregnancy rules, well so do some of the officials. The&#13;
application for the Miss Kenosha Pageant doesn't even&#13;
ask the appropriate questions. A representative of the&#13;
pageant indicated that they do not check up on the girls&#13;
with regard to these requirements, and questioned,&#13;
"How do you prove something like that?" He mentioned&#13;
that these were national rules which the Kenosha&#13;
pageant had to assume in order to get their franchise,&#13;
and related some displeasure with them.&#13;
According to this official, there are no pageant rules&#13;
concerning violations of the law; one may have a record&#13;
a mile long. He related an interesting story of how&#13;
several years ago a nearby town had a pageant entrant&#13;
who was a known prostitute. She came in third runnerup.&#13;
Regardless of such situations and beauty-scholarship&#13;
pageants are still meant for the "pure" and "innocent"&#13;
as evidenced by the rules. It's a search for the Ideal&#13;
woman and virginity (at least the outward signs) is still&#13;
part of that ideal.&#13;
At best this attitude is antiquated; at worst it's lmmoral.&#13;
To judge a woman married or not by whether or&#13;
not her hymen is intact, is degrading and represents a&#13;
double-standard in judgement between the sexes. When&#13;
marriage and pregnancy, whether it's legitimate or not,&#13;
is considered to spoil a woman so that she can no longer&#13;
be considered ideal, then one must look more closely at&#13;
one's values.&#13;
If anyone is in doubt about a woman's virginity not&#13;
effecting her personal worthiness, just ask your mother.&#13;
Why do some people think&#13;
Bud.is sortof special?&#13;
Go ahead and find out why!&#13;
(Brewing beer right does&#13;
make A difference.)&#13;
When yo~sayBudweiser., you'v!.~J!~.~J..&#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER December a, 1976 3&#13;
l w The Parkside ..-y.,, ..&#13;
RANGER&#13;
EDITORIAL/OPI IO&#13;
Beauty pageants seek virginity&#13;
Women despair, for if you've ever been pregnant or&#13;
married you'll never be a beauty queen, or more appropriately,&#13;
"princess." A woman's worth, defined&#13;
simply in terms of beauty and pois~ is somehow&#13;
lessened with the loss of her virginity, or so imply the&#13;
rules of those pageants which are held to chose "our&#13;
ideal."&#13;
A press release announ-ces requirements for the Miss&#13;
Kenosha Scholarship Pageant (new name for beauty&#13;
pageant): " ... qualifications are simple: Young ladies·&#13;
must be at least 17 and not over 28 on Sept. l, 1977. They&#13;
must be high school graduates by that time, and never&#13;
been married or pregrant (sic)."&#13;
It later mentions, "Judging will be based on the same&#13;
values used in the Miss America and Miss Wisconsin&#13;
Programs." It doesn't take long to figure out that one of&#13;
those values is virginity; that which is officially lost in&#13;
the public's eyes upon marriage or pregnancy.&#13;
Though it's required that women entrants have never&#13;
been pregnant or married, the release plays down the&#13;
necessity of a ta lent:" ... entrants do not necessarily&#13;
have to be a trained talent in any specific field ... Four&#13;
girls who felt they only possessed a medicore (sic)&#13;
talent became Miss Kenosha."&#13;
Though much of what is objectionable about these&#13;
beauty-scholarship pageants is embedded in the&#13;
tradition of the program and society, the requirement&#13;
concerning pregnancies, according to Miss Kenosha&#13;
officials, is a new national pageant rule. Though the&#13;
image of the "ideal" woman being a virgin is old, the&#13;
rule relating to this value was just made last year.&#13;
One may question how pagear.t officlals intend to&#13;
Thanks, Jeannine&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
Thanks! Thanks for your time.&#13;
Thanks for your services. Thanks&#13;
for contending with all tl)e shit&#13;
you put up with. Thanks for doing&#13;
a fantastic job even though there&#13;
were the more difficult times.&#13;
Thanks for staying out here till&#13;
the wee hours of the morning&#13;
laying out the most extraordinary&#13;
paper. Thanks to us&#13;
for keeping you company while&#13;
you were out here laying out the&#13;
wonderous paper till the wee&#13;
hours of the morning. Thanks for&#13;
being you through thick and thin.&#13;
. We ail like your typewriters and&#13;
you. Good luck to you wherever&#13;
you end up in this world full of&#13;
fun!! And most of all Jeannine,&#13;
thanks for the memories! ! !&#13;
Farewell beloved,&#13;
Tom, Sue, Mona, Bill,&#13;
Cathy, Chris, F hilip,&#13;
John, Bob, and Doug.&#13;
P.S. Bill wants you to get a&#13;
haircut. Tom says thanks for the&#13;
desk, job, and headaches. Mona&#13;
says thanks for teaching her&#13;
everything she didn't want to&#13;
know. Sue says thanks for&#13;
nothing! Cathy says thanks for&#13;
knocking before you enter. Chris&#13;
wants to thank you for the pain in&#13;
the neck and the help in getting rid&#13;
of the pain. John says thank you&#13;
for putting up with the ol_d lady&#13;
who keeps calling and saymg the&#13;
neighborhood dogs are "out to get&#13;
her." Phil is going to watch for&#13;
your name in national&#13;
newsmagazines and says you had&#13;
better amount to something&#13;
professionally or he's going to&#13;
deny he ever thought you were&#13;
the best editor Ranger ever had.&#13;
und l 111 II II See you aro ........&#13;
Ranger backed&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
I am writing this letter in&#13;
response to a previous letter&#13;
printed in the Ranger's&#13;
December 1 copy. It was written&#13;
by a person named Arthur Gruhl,&#13;
and in it he cut down a lot of&#13;
things about the Ranger which I&#13;
would like to refute.&#13;
One of the first things Gruhl&#13;
complained about was ~he&#13;
DeRanger supplement of which&#13;
he said, "Debasing ~uman&#13;
sexuality is neither satrre or&#13;
entertaining." I cannot understand&#13;
how someone can get so&#13;
upset about a simple parody. It&#13;
was obvious that this article ~as&#13;
a humorous response to the series&#13;
continued on P9 ~&#13;
police entrants with regard to the mafrlage and&#13;
pregnancy rules, well so do some of the officials. The&#13;
application for the Miss Kenosha Pageant doesn't even&#13;
ask the appropriate questions. A representative of the&#13;
pageant indicated that they do not check up on the girls&#13;
with r~ard to these requirements, and questioned,&#13;
"How do you prove something like that?" He mentioned&#13;
that these were national rules which the Kenosha&#13;
pageant had to assume in order to get their franchise,&#13;
and related some displeasure with them.&#13;
According to this official, there are no pageant rules&#13;
concerning violations of the law; one may have a record&#13;
a mile long. He related. an interesting story of how&#13;
several years ago a nearby town had a pageant entrant&#13;
who was a known prostitute. She came in third runnerup.&#13;
Regardless of such situations and beauty-scholarship&#13;
pageants are still meant for the "pure" and "innocent"&#13;
as evidenced by the rules. It's a search for the Ideal&#13;
woman and virginity (at least the outward signs) Is still&#13;
part of that ideal.&#13;
At best this attitude ·s antiquated; at worst It's immoral.&#13;
To judge a woman married or not by whether or&#13;
not her hymen is intact, is degrading and represents a&#13;
double-standard in judgement between the sexes. When&#13;
marriage and pregnancy, whether it's legitimate or not,&#13;
is considered to spoil a woman so that she can no longer&#13;
be considered ideal, then one must look more closely at&#13;
one's values.&#13;
If anyone is in doubt about a woman's virginity not&#13;
effecting her personal worthiness, just ask your mother.&#13;
Why do so1ne people think&#13;
Bud. is sort _of special?&#13;
Go ahead and find out why!&#13;
(Brewing beer right does&#13;
make a difference.)&#13;
4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER December ., 1976&#13;
EDITORIAL·OPINION Ranger backed----&#13;
To the new editor: ferior.&#13;
Then GruhI said the P8I1&#13;
moved me to "take Up that my pen"&#13;
He said we shouldn't crltlcize ..:..&#13;
administration , H...-~_..1.I.........., ~ if&#13;
you skip classes ando« dOll't do&#13;
your homework." Thls IIIade It&#13;
sound like the whole Parkaide&#13;
student body, inclUding m1leif&#13;
are a bunch of h00ky1lla '&#13;
idiots, and I resent lhla ~&#13;
much! ._,&#13;
Next came the sentence, "U the&#13;
Creator intended that students&#13;
were to run the school He would&#13;
have made them first." To lIlla&#13;
all. I can say is, we're reaJJy&#13;
sorry, but we received a bad&#13;
draw, and we're doing as mUCb&#13;
as we can to fix it.&#13;
In mine and everyone else's&#13;
opinion that I talked to the&#13;
Ranger, with the De~nger&#13;
supplement, was the best&#13;
publication to come out of&#13;
Parkside yet, and we are looking&#13;
forward, to more. Don't stop,&#13;
Ranger, just because some&#13;
traditionalist says that one&#13;
shouldn't laugh at sex .•&#13;
CurtColUns&#13;
students know about&#13;
discrepencies in the administration;&#13;
if it didn't do this,&#13;
especially in ·reference to the&#13;
administration, no one would&#13;
know about them other than the&#13;
people dlrecUy involved with the&#13;
troublesome areas. What percentage&#13;
of the student body has&#13;
as good an overall view of the&#13;
Parkside situation as the Ranger&#13;
staff? Avery small percentage, if&#13;
any.&#13;
I must admit that some of&#13;
Gruhl's suggestions for articles&#13;
were good, but on the other hand,&#13;
be said that those students that&#13;
gripe have yet to serve on a PTA.&#13;
Realistically, how many students&#13;
have served on a'PTA?&#13;
Then he said that students&#13;
should not criticize people who&#13;
have more training in these areas&#13;
than they do. What are the&#13;
students supposed to do, sit back&#13;
and tolerate inferior actions? If&#13;
the students don't complain, no&#13;
one will, and these inferior&#13;
situations will go on being inferior,&#13;
without the administration&#13;
even knowing that they are incontinued&#13;
from pg. J&#13;
published in the Ranger dealing&#13;
with sexual education. But the&#13;
DeRanger did not just mock out&#13;
that article, it mocked out&#13;
everything about the Ranger, from&#13;
its logo all the way to the sports&#13;
news.&#13;
So it was not just decided to&#13;
make fun of sex in one article, but&#13;
the article was written along the&#13;
lines of the rest of the DeRanger,&#13;
IDOCkIngevery part of the paper,&#13;
thereby including the sexual&#13;
education articles automatically.&#13;
If this paper enraged GruhI as&#13;
much as his letter implied,&#13;
imagine his temper after watching&#13;
Monty Python!&#13;
Also, Gruhl mentioned that the&#13;
paper is constanUy "bitching"&#13;
about the administration. To this,&#13;
I say, "great," because the&#13;
Ranger Is the voice of the student&#13;
population--if it doesn't say&#13;
anything about the things that&#13;
are wrong with Parkside, who&#13;
will?&#13;
No individual student has any&#13;
real influence, but the Ranger&#13;
does. Also, the Ranger lets the&#13;
DON'T PANIC!&#13;
by 11 ... S/pIIaa&#13;
". .. the Jut ..... 01. !be oemester and the Jut Issue 01. wblch rn be&#13;
edItIIr. Sou_ laid me tbat as a Jut gesture I sbouId write about&#13;
"'1 I think 01!be paper 01" !be IICbool, but tbat's a IlWe hard to sum&#13;
.. at tbIa oartlcuIar time.&#13;
Ha'riD&amp; worked on the Rang... fOl" 31&gt; years and knowing the d1f-&#13;
IIcu1lIe8 IUCb IIIwlwment can briDg (I.e. I'm in my 5th year of&#13;
CGIIeIe) rm ItiII....bIe to e..-s the great benellts 01WOI"king in a&#13;
IlDdeal OI1lanbation. It'.the dIf(........,., belwetllliving oomething and&#13;
readiDll a boat about _ eIae doing it&#13;
11Ioagh a HW edit« has not yet been cbooen, I'd like to make a few&#13;
CGIIIIDeJlls to hIm-ber. I hope you'll find that this Is IIlllI'e than a&#13;
ne..... per, more than you expected it to be. And when 01" if you're&#13;
contronted with tbat revelaUon: DON'T PANIC.&#13;
Students and deadIInea; people and OI1lanizaUon; ideals and out:&#13;
_ don't always come togelber as one mlght bope. But there's&#13;
nothlnR like facing the ehallenge of what seems to be an impossible&#13;
aituaUon and pu1ling through It There Is saUsfaclioo in putting one&#13;
guts into aomethiDg and knowing there was nothing more that could&#13;
be clone; !be body could go no further.&#13;
U PUWnc !be paper togelber seems easy, then there's something&#13;
wrong. Once one level 01 competancy Is reached, one should con-&#13;
Unually strive to reach a higher level rather than becoming seWed in&#13;
the comfort of wwking with the minimal expenditure of effort. Unforlunalely&#13;
an orderly positive progression like this doesn't usually&#13;
take place, at leas! not over long periods of time, and that is something&#13;
with 'Whichone must contend.&#13;
One last thing: you can't do It alone. Ranger is people, very speciaJ&#13;
people who sacrifice lime and sometimes body and soul to put out the&#13;
student newspaper. To those speciaJ people I want to extend ODefinal&#13;
and eternal thank you.&#13;
I&#13;
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4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER December 8, 1976&#13;
EDITORIAL-OPI1 ION&#13;
To the new editor:&#13;
DON'T PANIC !&#13;
by Jeau.u.Jne Slpsma&#13;
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Ranger hacke~-----&#13;
continued from pg. 3&#13;
published in the Ranger dealing&#13;
with sexual education. But the&#13;
DeRanger did not just mock out&#13;
that article, it mocked out&#13;
everything about the Ranger, from&#13;
its logo all the way to the sports&#13;
news.&#13;
So it was not just decided to&#13;
make fun of sex in one article, but&#13;
the article was written along the&#13;
lines of the rest of the DeRanger,&#13;
1T1ocking every part of the paper,&#13;
thereby including the sexual&#13;
education articles automatically.&#13;
H this paper enraged Gruhl as&#13;
much as his letter implied,&#13;
imagine his temper after watching&#13;
Monty Python!&#13;
Also, Gruhl mentioned that the&#13;
paper is constantly " bitching"&#13;
about the administration. To this,&#13;
I say, "great," because the&#13;
Ranger is the voice of the student&#13;
population--if it doesn't say&#13;
anything about the things that&#13;
are wrong with Parkside, who&#13;
will?&#13;
No individual student has any&#13;
real influence, but the Ranger&#13;
does. Also, the Ranger lets the&#13;
students know about&#13;
discrepencies in the a&lt;:1-&#13;
ministration; if it didn't do this,&#13;
especially in reference to the&#13;
administration, no one would&#13;
know about them other than the&#13;
people directly involved with the&#13;
troublesome areas. What percentage&#13;
of the student body has&#13;
as good an overall view of the&#13;
Parkside situation as the Ranger&#13;
staff? A very small percentage, if&#13;
any.&#13;
I must admit that some of&#13;
Gruhl's suggestions for articles&#13;
were good, but on the other hand,&#13;
he said that those students that&#13;
gripe have yet to serve on a PTA.&#13;
Realistically, how many students&#13;
have served on a PTA?&#13;
Then he said that students&#13;
should not criticize people who&#13;
have more training in these areas&#13;
than they do. What are the&#13;
students supposed to do, sit back&#13;
and tolerate inferior actions? If&#13;
the students don't complain, no&#13;
one will, and these inferior&#13;
situations will go on being inferior,&#13;
without the administration&#13;
even knowing that they are inferior.&#13;
Then Gruhl said the part tha&#13;
moved me to "take up my t . pen,,&#13;
He said we shouldn't criticize th&#13;
admin~tration, " ... especially ;&#13;
you skip classes and-or don't d&#13;
your homework." This Inad .0&#13;
und lik th e It&#13;
so e e whole Parksid&#13;
student body, including myselfe&#13;
~-e a bunch of hooky-playing&#13;
idiots, and I resent this v&#13;
much! ery&#13;
Next c~e the sentence, "If the&#13;
Creator intended that students&#13;
were to run the school He would&#13;
have made them first." To this&#13;
all I can say is, we're reaU '&#13;
sorry, but we received a ba~&#13;
draw, and we're doing as much&#13;
as we can to fix it.&#13;
In mine and everyone else's&#13;
opinion that I talked to the&#13;
Ranger, with the DeR~nger&#13;
supplement, was the best&#13;
publication to come out of&#13;
Parkside yet, and we are looking&#13;
forward to more. Don't stop&#13;
Ranger, just because som~&#13;
traditionalist says that one&#13;
shouldn't laugh at sex ..&#13;
Curt Collins&#13;
Headline corrected&#13;
Break schedules&#13;
11Ieschedules for the Union and Bookstore during semester !reak&#13;
will be:&#13;
COFFEE SHOPPE: CLOSED Dec. 24, Dec. 31&#13;
OPEN 9a.m.-2 p.m.&#13;
OPEN Dec. 16-237:36-2&#13;
CLOSED Dec. 24&#13;
REOPENS Jan. 17, 1977&#13;
CLOSED Dec. 15&#13;
OPENS Jan. 17, 1977&#13;
q,oSED Dec. 23&#13;
OPENS Jan. 17, 1977&#13;
CLOSED Dec. 24:Dec. 31&#13;
OPEN Dec. 27-30 3p.m.-9 p.m.&#13;
Jan. 3-7, 16-143-9 p.m.&#13;
UNION DINING ROOM:&#13;
UNION SQUARE GRILL:&#13;
UNION SQUARE:&#13;
REC CENTER:&#13;
BOOKSTORE: Dec. 24 !lol p.m.&#13;
CLOSED Dec. 25-Jan. 2&#13;
Jan. 3-6 !l-4 p.m.&#13;
CLOSED .Jan. 7.Q&#13;
Jan. 10 !l-4:30&#13;
Jan. 11-14 s-a&#13;
Jan. 15 s-i&#13;
All Union and food service hours will resume reguJar hours Jan. 17,&#13;
1977.&#13;
11M' Parllslde R.~ver is wriften and lIdit"&#13;
.,. .... studenh of the Unh'orsity of&#13;
Wllconlln.Parllside who .r. solely&#13;
...... Mlbl. for its IIdltorl.. policy and&#13;
1:°0'.... Opinion, ell pressed .re not&#13;
necessarily 'epreHntative of those hald by&#13;
the ,"'denh.. facul.y or adminis'ration 01&#13;
P... llsi.... Editorial and 8usino" 553·1211;&#13;
Nnnroom 553·2ns.&#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER Decem ....... 19765&#13;
" ........ J.~ .•&#13;
Movie, "Play It Again, Sam," pla)'ll aI2:30and 7:30 p.m. In tbe UnIon&#13;
Cinema. AdmissIon is $1.&#13;
Basketball game, UW-P vs Sl N..-berl College, al 7:30 p.m. In the&#13;
Phy. Ed. Bldg. Tickets are $1 f..- studenla In advance al the Ido&#13;
Kiosk and $2 f..- aU al the door.&#13;
TbundaJ,~.'&#13;
Movie, "Take the Money and Run," plays aI2:30 and 7:30 p.m. In the&#13;
Union Cinema. Admisalon is $1.&#13;
Colloqulm, "The Emotive Theory of Ethics," given by Nick SmIth,&#13;
UW-P Assl Prof. of PhUosophy al7 p.m, InGR 101.&#13;
Accent on Enrichment SerIes presents Roberta Peters ala p.m. In the&#13;
CAT.&#13;
The Life Science Club will hold a general meeting. A movle and&#13;
refreshments will be shown.&#13;
FrtdIly, ~. 1. Coffeehouse, featuring George Kldera and DennIs Peyton, from 2 to 4&#13;
p.m. In the Union Cafeteria.&#13;
Chess Club meets from 2to 4 p.m. In Unilln 7J1I.&#13;
Movie, "Sleeper," pla)'ll al7 and a:45 p.m. In the Unilln Cinema. Admission&#13;
is $1.&#13;
Studio productions of Samuel Beckett's "Endgame" and "Acl Wlthoul&#13;
Words" presented aU p.m. InCA D155A~d1o B. Free.&#13;
Salarday,~.U&#13;
Studio productions of Samuel Becltett's "Endgame" and "Act WIthouI&#13;
Words" presented at a p.m. InCA D155A-SludioB. Free.&#13;
SuDdaJ.~.1% .&#13;
Wargamers Club meets from Ito 6 p.m. InCL 140.&#13;
Concert, Parkslde Chorale perf&lt;rms Handel's "Messiah" aI3:30 p.m.&#13;
In the CAT.&#13;
Movie, "Sleeper," plays at 7:30 p.m. In the Union anema. MmIMim&#13;
is $1.&#13;
Studio productions of Samuel Beckett's "Endgame" and "Acl Without&#13;
Words" presented ala p.m. InCAD155A~d1o B. Free.&#13;
TbundaJ.~.Z3&#13;
Christmas Dance, featuring "Suds," at.p.m. In Unilln Square.&#13;
Advising week begins&#13;
Advising week starts today,&#13;
December 8 and will run through&#13;
the 14th (nollnc1udlng Saturday&#13;
and Sunday).&#13;
Students who are unaware of&#13;
who their advisor is may find oul&#13;
at one of the following Inf..-&#13;
mation slations: 1) Greenqulsl&#13;
Hall • main level conunons area,&#13;
2) WlLC-next to the library, and&#13;
3) WlLC - D level by the Informallon&#13;
Kiosk. Informallon&#13;
concerning advisor's office houri&#13;
will be made available.&#13;
Students who have questions&#13;
may speak to counseJors who will&#13;
be located at the station In MaIn&#13;
Place by the library enlrance&#13;
between the hours of 10a.m. and&#13;
a p.m. Monday through Thursday,&#13;
and between 10 a.m. and&#13;
4:30 p.m. on Friday.&#13;
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jell""ln_ Sipsma&#13;
BUSINESS MANAGER: Cathy Brnall&#13;
ADVERTISING MANAGER: Tom CClOfMIr&#13;
NEWS COORDINATOR: Bruce Wilgner&#13;
DEPARTMENTS:&#13;
Administration·Policies: John McKloskey&#13;
FEATURE EDITOR: Debbie Bner&#13;
SPORTS EDITOR: Jell" Tenutll&#13;
VISAGE EDITORS: jeffrey l. ,wenckl. 81118.rlle&#13;
COPY EDITOR: Julie Lange&#13;
PHOTO EDITOR:&#13;
CIRCULATION: Sue Marquardt&#13;
. STAFF: Wendy Miller, Terri Gayhart. Robert Hoffman. ChriS Clausen, Thomas No.......&#13;
Diane Carlson, Douglas Edenh."s.r, Mary Kay Ohmer, Larry Donnelly. Ph,l Hermann.&#13;
Ramona Maillet. Bob Jambols. Beverly Pella, Linda KnUdtson. Karin LaFwrlH. Judy&#13;
Trudrung. SC~" Reinhard, Philip L. Livingston. De6bie "'arpe&#13;
PHOTOGRAPHERS: P.J. Anollna, Philip L. Livingston&#13;
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$49.95&#13;
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Break schedules&#13;
The schedules for the Union and Bookstore during semester break&#13;
will be:&#13;
COFFEE SHOPPE: CLOSED Dec. 24, Dec. 31&#13;
OPEN 9a.m.-2 p.m.&#13;
UNION DINING ROOM:&#13;
UNION SQUARE GRIIL:&#13;
UNION SQUARE:&#13;
REC' CENTER:&#13;
BOOKSTORE:&#13;
OPEN Dec. 16-23 7:30-2&#13;
CLOSED Dec. 24&#13;
REOPENS Jan. 17, 1977&#13;
CLOSED Dec. 15&#13;
OPENS Jan. 17, 1977&#13;
CJ,.OSED Dec. 23&#13;
OPENS Jan. 17, 1977&#13;
CLOSED Dec. 24, Dec. 31&#13;
OPEN Dec. 27-30 3p.m.-9 p.m.&#13;
Jan. 3-7, 10-14 3-9 p.m.&#13;
Dec. 24 9-1 p.m.&#13;
CLOSED Dec. 25-Jan. 2&#13;
Jan. ~ 9-4 p.m.&#13;
CLOSED .Tan. 7-9&#13;
Jan. 10 9-4:30&#13;
Jan. 11-14 9-8&#13;
Jan. 15 9-1&#13;
All Union and food service hours will resume regular hours Jan. 17,&#13;
1977.&#13;
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jeannine Sipsm11&#13;
BUSINESS MANAGER: Cathy Brn11k&#13;
ADVERTISING MANAGER: Tom Cooper&#13;
NEWS COORDINATOR: Bruce Wagner&#13;
DEPARTMENTS:&#13;
Administration-Policies: John McKloskey&#13;
FEATURE EDITOR: Debbie B11uer&#13;
SPORTS EDITOR: Jun Tenuta&#13;
VISAGE EDITORS: jellrey 1- swencki, Bill Barke&#13;
COPY EDITOR: Julie L11nge&#13;
PHOTO EDITOR:&#13;
CIRCULATION: Sue M11rquardt&#13;
•&#13;
The P11rkslde Raflger is written and edited&#13;
by the students of the University of&#13;
Wisconsin·P•rksid• who •r• sol•ly&#13;
responsible for its editorl11I policy and&#13;
coci••"t Opinions express•d are not&#13;
ntcesurily represent11tive of those held by&#13;
the students, faculty or 11dministr11tion of&#13;
Parkside. Editori11I 11nd Business 553-2217;&#13;
Newsroom 553-2295.&#13;
. . STAFF: Wendy Miller, Terri Gayhart, Robert Hollman, Chris Clausen, Thom•• No1eti,&#13;
Diane Carlson, Douglas Edenhauser, Mary Kay Ohmer, Larry Donnelly, Phil Herm11nn, .&#13;
Ramona Maillet, Bob Jambois, Beverly Pella, Lind• Knudtson, K11rin LaFourier, Judy&#13;
Trudrung, Scott Reinhard, Philip L. Livingston, Dellbie 91111rpe&#13;
PHOTOGRAPHERS: P.J. Auolina, Philip L. Livingston&#13;
Camera World&#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER December I, 1976 5&#13;
Wednesday, Dec.8&#13;
Movie, "Play It Again, Sam," plays at 2:30 and 7:30 p.m. in the Union&#13;
Cinema. Admission is $1.&#13;
Basketball game, UW-P vs St. Norbert College, at 7:30 p.m. in th&#13;
Phy. Ed. Bldg. Tickets are $1 for students in advance at the Info&#13;
Kiosk and $2 for all at the door.&#13;
Thursday, Dec. 9&#13;
Movie, "Take the Money and Run,'' plays at 2:30 and 7:30 p.m. in the&#13;
Union Cinema. Admission is $1.&#13;
Colloquim, "The Emotive Theory of Ethics," given by ·1ck Smlth,&#13;
UW- P Asst. Prof. of Philosophy at 7 p:m. in GR 101.&#13;
Accent on Enrichment Series presents Roberta Peters at 8 p.m. ln th&#13;
CAT.&#13;
The Life Science Club will hold a general meeting. A movie and&#13;
refreshments will be shown.&#13;
Friday, Dec.10&#13;
Coffeehouse, featuring George Kidera and Dennis Peyton, from 2 to 4&#13;
p.m. in the Union Cafeteria.&#13;
Chess Club meets from 2 to 4 p.m. in Union 'JJ1'/.&#13;
Movie, "Sleeper," plays at 7 and 8:45 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission&#13;
is $1.&#13;
Studio productions of Samuel Beckett's "Endgame" and "Act Without&#13;
Words" presented at 8 p.m. in CA Dl55A-Studio B. Free..&#13;
. Saturday, Dec.11&#13;
Studio productions of Samuel Beckett's "Endgame" and "Act Without&#13;
Words" presented at 8 p.m. in CA Dl55A-Studio B. Free.&#13;
Sunday, Dec.1% •&#13;
Wargamers Chm meets from 1 to 6 p.m. in CL 140.&#13;
Concert, Parkside Chorale performs Handel's "Messlah" at 3:30 p.m.&#13;
in the CAT.&#13;
Movie, "Sleeper," plays at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission&#13;
is $1.&#13;
Studio productions of Samuel Beckett's "Endgame" and "Act Without&#13;
Words" presented at 8 p.m. in CA D155A-Studio B. Free.&#13;
Thursday, Dec. Z3&#13;
Christmas Dance, featuring ''Suds," at 9 p.m. in Union Square.&#13;
Advising week begins&#13;
Advising week starts today,&#13;
December 8 and will run through&#13;
the 14th (not including Saturday&#13;
and Sunday).&#13;
Students who are unaware of&#13;
who their advisor is may find out&#13;
at one of the following information&#13;
stations: 1) Greenquist&#13;
Hall - main level commons area,&#13;
2) WI.LC - next to the library, and&#13;
3) WLLC - D level by the Information&#13;
Kiosk. Information&#13;
concerning advisor's office hours&#13;
will be made available.&#13;
Students who have qu lions&#13;
may speak to counselor who will&#13;
be located at the station in Main&#13;
Place by the library entrance&#13;
between the hours of 10 a.m. and&#13;
8 p.m. Monday through Thursday,&#13;
and between 10 a.m. and&#13;
4:30 p.m. on Friday.&#13;
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· Unicolor&#13;
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$89.95&#13;
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The wonder of Stevie'&#13;
EDITOR'S NOTE, Benjamin Braun ts the aulbor&#13;
of our review of Spirilla_I week. He now conttaues&#13;
his review commenting on Stevie Wonder.&#13;
. by Benjamin Braun&#13;
The musical genius of Maurice White (of Earlb,&#13;
Wind and Fire) and Stevie Wonder have surfaced&#13;
again. In lbese two songwriters-composers we have&#13;
probably !he most innovative spiritual and&#13;
catalystic music loday. Certainly their rhythm and&#13;
blues success is widely accepted.&#13;
Stevie Wonder waited two years before releasing&#13;
his latesl double album set (his firsl double LP)&#13;
entiUed Songs In Tbe Key Of Ufe. The album set is&#13;
truly as advertised, a collectors Item. Wonder is in&#13;
many people's estimation. lbe greatest songwriterccmposer&#13;
alive loday.&#13;
Stevie musically mvites you to enter his world of a&#13;
magical. mystical. and melodical maze of majors&#13;
and minors. His notes are soft, soolhing. hea~ at&#13;
tIJiles. but always impressionably message laden.&#13;
This leads us into his lyrics. His devotion toward&#13;
carrying a message to tbe people is displayed. He&#13;
teaches. preaches, socially comments and spreads&#13;
"love mentalism" as he calls It.&#13;
"Songs ... is only a conglamerate of lboughts in&#13;
my SUbconsciOUS !hat my maker decided to give me&#13;
\he strenglh. the love +-love • hate equals. love&#13;
eno:gy, making it possible to bring to my, conscious&#13;
an Idea," he says.&#13;
Among !1Ie 21 songs featured. Wonder brings us&#13;
the beau~ "As" wilb lbe always soulful and&#13;
~ sound of friend Herbie Hancock.&#13;
0Iber beautiful songs are "Anolber Star" featuring&#13;
~e .Benson and Bobbi Humphrey; "Summer&#13;
Soft "WIth RoMie Foster on keyboards; "Black&#13;
Man. ?De of. the more Important songs of lbe&#13;
~ IS a bnef leason in history about Am .&#13;
manednIts first ~ A.ned enea II"""'" pioneers. Brown men. white&#13;
~ ow men. red men. black men are all&#13;
. for conlfibuling meaningfully to lbe&#13;
nation. Ills hard driving and soulful&#13;
You may wan tto get up on Ibis one a.nd shak In this short space GAo._ In Tb e.&#13;
be introduced........ e Key Of Ufe can only&#13;
this ls hard to ~~~ll:a~:~~ckag~ like&#13;
2songs 011 each side (to be played at 33 ~ct;,:~tures&#13;
a pleasa.nt - -. Che ck It out.· ) IS also&#13;
III this world of edi ..&#13;
predlclabl unpr clability comes two&#13;
wIlbout ~ records: .They are predictably good&#13;
varlallons repetitious. monotonous or simp!&#13;
&lt;II a theme as som ~ y&#13;
into once !hey know the ha e groups ~ to faUWonder&#13;
and Maurice ~ite ve ~ gbeoodlhing. Stevie&#13;
with each album. ma . ge .lter and belter&#13;
~. TheY've got a~~~o~ lbeir key to&#13;
........ ating themselves to lakin e own and are&#13;
not lIODe 1Iefore. g music. Where it has&#13;
like to express our ,deepest ap-&#13;
~ editor, Jeannine Sipsrna. It has&#13;
wNch we are thankful. but for her&#13;
.... _~, all the Ranger we say, "Thanks.&#13;
'LAyouT CREW:&#13;
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STAFF: Calhy ey, Debbie Bauer, Sue Marquardt.&#13;
Bruce Wagner. Jo ~rt Hoffman Chris Clausen. MarY&#13;
Wendy Miller. Terri II Hermann, Ramona Maillet. Judy&#13;
Kay Ohmar. !?1IDL.~, Ilebbie Sharpe, et aI.&#13;
Trudrung, philip -.&#13;
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The wonder of Stevie&#13;
EDITOR'S NOTE: Benjamin Braun is the author&#13;
of our review of Spirit last week. He now continues&#13;
bis review commenting on Stevie Wonder.&#13;
by Benjamin Braun&#13;
The musical genius of Maurice White ( of Earth,&#13;
Wind and Fire) and Stevie Wonder have surfaced&#13;
again. In these two songwriters~omposers we have&#13;
probably the most innovative spiritual and&#13;
catalystic music today. Certainly their rhythm and&#13;
blues success is widely accepted.&#13;
stevie Wonder waited two years before releasing&#13;
his latest double album set (his first double LP)&#13;
entitled Songs In The Key Of Life. The album set is&#13;
truly as advertised, a collectors item. Wonder is in&#13;
many people's estimation, the greatest songwritercomposer&#13;
alive today.&#13;
stevie musically invites you to enter his world of a&#13;
magical, mystical, and melodical maze of majors&#13;
and minors. His notes are soft, soothing, healing at&#13;
tiines, but always impressionably message laden.&#13;
This leads us into his lyrics. His devotion toward&#13;
carrying a message to the people is displayed. He&#13;
teaches, preaches, socially comments and spreads&#13;
"love mentalism" as he calls it.&#13;
"Songs ... is only a conglamerate of thoughts in&#13;
my subconscious that my maker decided to give me&#13;
the strength, the love + love - hate equals love&#13;
energy, making it possible to bring to my conscious&#13;
an idea," he says.&#13;
#'&#13;
Among the 21 songs featured, Wonder brings us&#13;
the beau~ul "As" with the always soulful and&#13;
synchronized sound of friend Herbie Hancock&#13;
Other beautiful songs are "Another Star" featuring&#13;
George Benson and Bobbi Humphrey· "Summer&#13;
Soft",,with Ronnie Foster on keyboar'ds; "Bl~ck&#13;
Man, ?ne of . the more important songs of the&#13;
alb~, ~ a brief lesson in history about America&#13;
and its first so-called pioneers. Brown men, white&#13;
men, ~ellow men, red men, black men are all&#13;
r~gnized_ for contributing meaningfully to the&#13;
nation. It lS hard driving and soulful.&#13;
you may want to get up on this one and shake In&#13;
this short space Songs In The Key Of Llf ·nl&#13;
be introd ced . e can o y&#13;
. . u · A musical and lyrical package like&#13;
th15 lS hard to find. His collector's 45 which f tur&#13;
2 songs on each side ( to be played at 33 RPM~ ts&#13;
a pleasant surprise. Check it out - is a so&#13;
In this world of unpredictabilit&#13;
predictable records Th Y. comes two&#13;
without bein : . ey are predictably good&#13;
variations on\ r:etitious, monotonous ..__.or simply&#13;
into once they kno::heas :;me groups s~em to fall&#13;
Wonder and Maurice ~-teve a good thmg. Stevie&#13;
with each albwn k. 1 . get better and better&#13;
success They· 've 'gomta mg mnovation their key to&#13;
. : a sound all th ·&#13;
dedicating themselves to tak' e~ own and are&#13;
not gone before. mg music, where it has&#13;
Ra er Staff like to express our ,deepest ap-&#13;
We of the ng cJlg editor Jeannine Sipsma. It has&#13;
preicatio~ a~~l~;r:i;ral&lt; which w~ are thankful, but for her&#13;
not been er -~'"'n all the Ranger we say " Thanks,&#13;
friendship and understa•=•t '&#13;
, Mal"&#13;
·LAl'OOT CREW:&#13;
k Th' Cooper, jeffrey j. swencki, Bill Barke,&#13;
STAFF: Cathy Brn~, M ey, Debbie Bauer, Sue Marquardt,&#13;
Bruce Wagner, Jo_ GaY _obert Hoffman, Chris Cla~en, Mary&#13;
Wendy Miller, Terr\enui111l Hermann, Ramona Maillet, Judy&#13;
Kay Ohmar, f~anL uviR • Debbie Sharpe, et al.&#13;
Trudrung, PhiliP .&#13;
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:or, Jeannine Sipsma. It has&#13;
we are thankful, but for her&#13;
Ie Ranger we say I "Thanks,&#13;
r, Jeffrey J. swenclri, Bill Barke,&#13;
lebbie Bauer, Sue Marquardt,&#13;
. Hoffman, Chris Clausen, Mary&#13;
rmann, Ramona Maillet, Judy&#13;
bie Sharpe, et al. ...&#13;
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Endgame,&#13;
Act Without Words&#13;
to be staged&#13;
by Norman McPbee&#13;
Dramatic Arts Faculty&#13;
The final stage in chess, when only a f.... pieces&#13;
remain on the board and male is near, is called&#13;
"endgame." In Samuel Beckett's play, EMp_,&#13;
there are only four people remaining. The scene is a&#13;
room somewhere afler a horrendous cataslrophic&#13;
disaster, the time is zero; the dress is llmeless.&#13;
Outside the setling there are lifeless Ianda and&#13;
motionless waterS.&#13;
One of the characters, Hamm (Athony Warrenlls&#13;
blind and paralyzed, a sardonic tyTant who rules his&#13;
comatose confines from a wheel-ehalr lhrone. Oov&#13;
(Robert JiIk) is attached to Hamm in a vque and&#13;
shadowy son-slave relationship. agg (Marc&#13;
Miller) and NeU (Susan Wisba .. ) are Hamm'. aged&#13;
parents who are representative of the past that has&#13;
now become garbage. They chatter 1dI0ticaUy and&#13;
sentimentalize their trival memories while&#13;
vegetating in ash bins.&#13;
Thus, Endgame depicts the ...".q down of aU&#13;
mechanism until it stops; perhaps r.... ...,lInI the&#13;
lose of hope and faith .. hen man is cut off frm&gt; hIa&#13;
religious, metaphysical, and tranocendental roota,&#13;
.. ben aU his actions become aenae\esI. ablurd and&#13;
useless.&#13;
samuel Beckett wrote Endgame ID11157,foIIo:tal&#13;
abDosl immediately OIl the heels of hIa fInt IIJCo&#13;
cessful dramatic effort WailiDll for GodoL BollI&#13;
plays were written during the heiIhl of the lbeaIre&#13;
movement which was defined as "Theatre of the&#13;
Absurd."&#13;
In the production with EndgIme is a compenlon&#13;
piece, Act WIth""t Words. Man Is Dung 01110the&#13;
stage of life, at first obeying the caU of a nlmber of&#13;
impulses, a,ld then being drawn 10 the purIIIIt of&#13;
illusory impu1ses, and finally achieving peace only&#13;
when he refuses material salisfacli.... c1a~1ed&#13;
before him.&#13;
The absurdisl movement was at once criticized&#13;
as sheer nonsense and praised as .- and oa~&#13;
standing theatrical innOVation. Some twenty years&#13;
laler and in retrospect, the plays, especially 1bOIIe of&#13;
Mr. Beckett, have achieved wide recognitloD and&#13;
acclaim. The years have testlfIed 10 the durability&#13;
of his worl&lt; and in their ability to be wIderstood.&#13;
Appearing as the person or. mankind In Ad&#13;
Without Words is Oleryl Po.. alisz.&#13;
The plays are being presented by the FIne .Arts&#13;
Division and Dramatic Arts Discipline. 1be)' will be&#13;
slaged in the UW-Parl&lt;side Communication Arts&#13;
Building, Room Dl55A - Studio B. Performances are&#13;
scheduled ;&lt;•• ()ece!!lber 10, 11 and 12 at a p.m.&#13;
There will be no admlsaiOll charge and palrOllS are&#13;
advised thai sealing will be strictly limited.&#13;
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ParbIdt' V_ for Action. Uol of WIl~.""',*Ie, Room. Tal1elll HaD, K«lGIba. WI I ..... 1IWD7 •&#13;
from •• a.m. unliI 5 pm til&#13;
express our ,deepest apr,&#13;
Jeannine Sipsma. It has&#13;
we are thankful, but for her&#13;
e Ranger we say, "Thanks,&#13;
, jeffrey j. swencki, Bill Barke,&#13;
bbie Bauer, Sue Marquardt,&#13;
, Hoffman, Chris Clausen, Mary&#13;
nnann, Ramona Maillet, Judy&#13;
bie Sharpe, et al.&#13;
~1 r ~ ,-&lt;.?U'.,,1..,(.&#13;
Endgaine,&#13;
Act Without Words&#13;
to he staged&#13;
by orman McPbee&#13;
Dramatic Arts Faculty&#13;
The final stage ,in chess, when onlv a f&#13;
remain on the board and mate is ~ar, f lled&#13;
"endgame." In Samuel Beckett's pla), Endpm&#13;
there are only four people remainin . The n&#13;
room somewhere after a horrendous catastrop&#13;
disaster, the time is zero; the dress is tim .&#13;
Outside the setting there are lifel land and&#13;
motionless waters.&#13;
One of the character , Hamm ( Athony arr n ·&#13;
blind and paralyzed, a sardonic tyrant ho rul h.&#13;
comatose confines from a wheekhair throne. Cl&#13;
(Robert Jilk ) is attached to Hamm in vague nd&#13;
shadowy son-slave relationship. 'a ( arc&#13;
Miller) and ell (Susan Wisha ) ar Hamm's ed&#13;
parents who are representative of th past th&#13;
now become garbage. They chatter idioti Uy nd&#13;
sentimentalize their trh'al mern le&#13;
vegetating in ash bins.&#13;
Thus, Endgame depicts the running do of all&#13;
mechanism until it stops; perhaps rep tin&#13;
lose of hope and faith when man is cut off from&#13;
religious, metaphysical, and transcendental roo .&#13;
when all his actions become sensel absurd and&#13;
useless.&#13;
Samuel Beckett wrote Endgame in 1957, follo ..&#13;
ahnost immediately on the heels of h first ccessful&#13;
dramatic effort Waiting for Godo Both&#13;
plays were written during the height of the theatre&#13;
movement which was defined as "Theatre of the&#13;
Absurd."&#13;
In the oroduction with Endgame is a companion&#13;
piece, Act Without Word . an is flung on th&#13;
stage of life, at first obeying the call of a number of&#13;
impulses, and then being drawn to the pur t of&#13;
illusory impulses, and finally ach eving pe e onl&#13;
when he refuses material satisfactions da&#13;
before him.&#13;
The absurdist movement was at once crlticized&#13;
as sheer nonsen,e and praised as n and outstanding&#13;
theatrical innovation. Some enty&#13;
later and in retrospect, the pla) , especially th of&#13;
Mr. Beckett, have achieved "de recognition _and&#13;
acclaim. The years have testified to the durability&#13;
of his work and in their abilil)' to be ~erstood.&#13;
Appearing as the person or. mankind n t&#13;
Without Words is Oieryl Powalisz.&#13;
The plays are being presented by th Fine Arts&#13;
Division and Dramatic Arts Discipline They be&#13;
staged in the UW-Parkside Communi tion Arts&#13;
Building, Room 0155A -Studio B. Performan are&#13;
scheduled i,..- December 10, 11 and 12 at 8 pm.&#13;
There will be no a~ion char~e an~ ~trons are&#13;
advised that seating will be strictly limited.&#13;
,&#13;
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• THE PARKSIDE RANGER December •• 1976&#13;
Disciplines reviewed&#13;
IICOIId wouJd IDdude a study of&#13;
eIf_ of aoda1 iDslItulions ..,on&#13;
Indlvlduala. In 0Cber words, a&#13;
IIIDdal weUare" emphasis.&#13;
Aec:llrdIni 16 the committee,&#13;
they ..... eat Inveslillallng the&#13;
Iat.... of the approacbes, with&#13;
lOme concern that Parllalde&#13;
mtebt baYe lime problem of-&#13;
&amp;rinI IIICb a majar without a&#13;
ScbooI of Soda! Work.&#13;
'I1le lhIrd option of criminal&#13;
juIlIce, wouJd Involve workin&amp;&#13;
wIlh UW-Mllwaukee. 'I1le current&#13;
ItIIdent Intereot In a related night&#13;
COlIne, encourqed the comm1tteeaoawwbal.&#13;
'I1le APPR wu&#13;
_ned that the eoune now&#13;
oIfered milbt not predlct the&#13;
amoant of lnIereat that a lull&#13;
oplIon wou1d draw.&#13;
A MCOlId concern II wbether&#13;
the Recenta wouJd allow IIICb a&#13;
JII'OtII'8Dl to develop cClllllderinll&#13;
lheIr c8llllon aplnat prollflraUOII&#13;
of erlmIna1 JlIIllce pi011 anw.&#13;
e-muieaU.&#13;
In looklnl at lbe com-&#13;
DUIlcalion report of the APPR,&#13;
the committee hu IUbetantIa11y&#13;
~ the concerns of both&#13;
studer:ts and faculty.&#13;
Its \If8S done with sociololYanlhropololY,&#13;
coosuItants were&#13;
broUlJbt In to look at the communications&#13;
discipline. Tbe&#13;
coosuItanls reported that the&#13;
faculty needs to sbarpIy Iocwl on&#13;
a \Imlted area or nwnber of areas&#13;
clolIe to the core of communications.&#13;
The committee had reeeive&#13;
several SUIIeslions from the&#13;
consultants about what the foci&#13;
sIlouid be. 1bIs drew a sui&gt;-&#13;
stantlal 8IDOIIIlt of 0a1l from&#13;
faculty, especially one consultant's&#13;
s~lg .. tlon tbat the&#13;
communicatiOllS discipline focus&#13;
011 a rhetoric and public address&#13;
type major.&#13;
Aec:llrdIni to the report, the&#13;
Investigation of the commlllllcaUons&#13;
offerinlls revealed&#13;
that the dioclpllne has been 160&#13;
pneral. It suggested that the&#13;
commlllllcaUOIISdiscipline follow&#13;
a more multidisciplinary approach,&#13;
including courses from&#13;
many areas, IIICb as aodal&#13;
sciences, phllolOpby, and&#13;
education.&#13;
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~ three options currently&#13;
offered were also discussed&#13;
within the report. It was found&#13;
that organizalional communication&#13;
option could forr.' .a&#13;
basis for a strongly humanistic&#13;
major. with theory and practice&#13;
of speech, group interactions,&#13;
interpretation and use of&#13;
language, etc,&#13;
Ilwas suggested that the public&#13;
information option be narrowed&#13;
and get some assIatance from&#13;
UWM in certain areas, because&#13;
the staff cannot be expected to&#13;
cover so many of the areas within&#13;
the public informaUon option.&#13;
Its for the dramatic arts option&#13;
(oow a major within the fine arts&#13;
division), the APPR suggested&#13;
oot intending to be a professional&#13;
theatre preparation. It also&#13;
suggested that they use the&#13;
resources of other disciplines.&#13;
It was recommended that a&#13;
subcommittee should be formed&#13;
to do the work of curriculum and&#13;
recruiting, since Dr. Richard&#13;
CarrIngton is the only full-lime&#13;
staff member in the communication&#13;
discipline currently.&#13;
The suggested that the communications&#13;
major overall is&#13;
drawing enough student credithours&#13;
to warrant a hlrlng of three&#13;
to four new faculty in the communication&#13;
discipline and one in&#13;
dramatic arts.&#13;
APPR meeting&#13;
At the committee's meeting&#13;
last Thursday night, the involved&#13;
disciplines got together with the&#13;
committee and presented their&#13;
response to the reports.&#13;
The communication discipline,&#13;
with a few quibbles, were the&#13;
happiest, although they got the&#13;
least scrutiny of the two groups.&#13;
Dr. David Beach, chairperson&#13;
of the behaviorial science&#13;
division was unsalisfied, due to&#13;
the fact that the committee did&#13;
oot go back into the current offerings&#13;
of soc-anthro and analyze&#13;
them. He wanted the committee&#13;
to be specific about the problems&#13;
facing the discipline, and instead,&#13;
according to Beach, they got&#13;
sidetracked and worked on the&#13;
new curriculums.&#13;
"It's no 'secret that sociololY&#13;
had a bad reputaUon on campus.&#13;
I am fearful of the between-lhelines,&#13;
personal feelings, and&#13;
motives whieb have fixed&#13;
posIUOIlS"said Beacb.&#13;
These reports will now go to the&#13;
Faculty Senate for lurtber approval.&#13;
1m Local ACUllnlercollegiate Tournament Program&#13;
~ \fitJ&#13;
... 1111 - Jan. 22 &amp; 23. 1977&#13;
lllIin JIIII. 28, 28 &amp; 30. 1977&#13;
T*. l Is- JIIII. 28. 29 &amp; 30. 1977&#13;
It&#13;
Faosball - Feb. 4. 5 &amp; 6. 1977&#13;
CIIess - Feb. 4. 5 &amp; 6. 1977&#13;
Lo~ tolr!"8ment. winners to represent Parkside at the ACUI&#13;
ReglOnals10 MadISOnWI8C.. Feb. 17-19. 1977. Contact the&#13;
Union Rec-Canter for information or to enter. "100 fee/entry.&#13;
TOln18lll8nt dinIctor; Randy Moog Phone; 553-2695&#13;
by Laura Ruffolo&#13;
Being,interviewed this week is Katie Seydewitz, a fres1mlan who II&#13;
planning a major in art. She is aIso planning to specialize In art bI8lGry&#13;
because this is her intended career. _&#13;
Katie lives at Parkside Village and finds that living on ber own lor&#13;
the first lime is quite a different experience. "I enjoy living at tile&#13;
Vl11agebecause it is conveniently located near the school. AIso,livq&#13;
at the Village has helped me. to gain new insigbts into many dlffereat&#13;
types of people.&#13;
"At first, Ifound that my privacy was greatly reduced. There ...&#13;
no door I could close and say 'everyone keep out!' Now I lind lIIat&#13;
living with other people in such close quarters, has helped me to&#13;
emphathize with their feelings and that compromise is alwayslhe best&#13;
solution to any problem that may arise."&#13;
Katie has also found that the majority of people she has met at&#13;
Parkside are friendly, open and always wi11lngto help, if they can.&#13;
Katie is originally from Milwaukee where she attended Nicolet&#13;
High School. On the weekends, she usually goes home. On some&#13;
weekends Katie works as a hostess at a Chinese Restaurant, "POrt&#13;
China." On the weekends that she doesn't work, Katie usually will go&#13;
to various discoteques because she enjoys both disco music and&#13;
dancing.&#13;
Her plans for the future? "I will probably attend UW-Milwaullee&#13;
because of my financial situation. Iam possibly going to skip a year of&#13;
school and work in order to become more fmancially independent.&#13;
Whether or not Ireturn to Parkside wiII not change what Parkslde bu&#13;
meant to me: one of lbe best experiences of my 1IIethat has helped me&#13;
grow emotionally and has added another facet to me as a person."&#13;
Vaccinations&#13;
Liule pain reported&#13;
by MODS Maillet According to Isenberg, only a&#13;
few people passed out after&#13;
. having the shot, but there were 110&#13;
serious reactions to the sIlot.&#13;
Regarding the possibility 01&#13;
persons in the 18-24 age group&#13;
requiring another shot, Nurse&#13;
Isenberg said that she is awaitlD8&#13;
word from the Y.enosha Hea1tb&#13;
Department.&#13;
There is a wailing period 01at&#13;
least 4 weeks before the lJllCOIIli&#13;
sIlot can be given, so if the Hea1tb&#13;
Department decides that a&#13;
second shot is necessary, the ,&#13;
eligible people will be contacted&#13;
by mail or through the RanIOI'&#13;
regarding the lime and place 01&#13;
the clinic.&#13;
-&#13;
Campus Health Nurse Edith&#13;
Isenberg was very pleased with&#13;
the'results of last Wednesday'S&#13;
swine fiu innoculatlons. A total of&#13;
626 people, most of tbem&#13;
stUdents, received the vaccination.&#13;
Isenberg expressed gratitude&#13;
toward the City of Kenosha&#13;
Health Department who belped&#13;
carry out the program, volunteers&#13;
who helped things run&#13;
smoothly, and the State Health&#13;
Department who provided the&#13;
vlre.cine, lbe innoculating&#13;
eqwpment, and a technician to&#13;
administer the shots.&#13;
Most of the people received the&#13;
monovalent vaccine. This vaccine&#13;
is given to healthy persons&#13;
between the ages of 18-59 and&#13;
protects only.against swine (New&#13;
Jersey) flu. People 60 or older or&#13;
~icaUy iII persons receiVed&#13;
the blv~ent vaccine which gives&#13;
protection against swine flu and&#13;
Victoria flu.&#13;
M~t o~ the people who got the&#13;
vacemation reported afterwards&#13;
~t they felt little pain in the&#13;
1IUIOCuiatedann. •&#13;
An essay contest 'perspectives&#13;
for the Third Century' is beinll&#13;
Sponsored by the United Slates&#13;
Citizens' Congress which will&#13;
award casb prizes totaling&#13;
• $10,000.&#13;
Interested students and fa~&#13;
may contact the Center f«&#13;
Teaching EXl'ellence, CA235, f«&#13;
lurtber information.&#13;
Contest&#13;
1 THE PARKSIDE RANGER December 8, 1976&#13;
Disciplines reviewed&#13;
con trom pg I&#13;
hether&#13;
unlcatioo&#13;
In lookln at the commwtlcation&#13;
report of th APPR.&#13;
the commltte has ubstantially&#13;
ported th concerns of both&#13;
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studer;ts and faculty.&#13;
As was done with sociologyanthropology,&#13;
consultants were&#13;
lrought in to look at the communications&#13;
discipline. The&#13;
consultants reported that the&#13;
faculty needs to sharply focus on&#13;
a limited area or number of areas&#13;
close to the core of communications.&#13;
The committee had receive&lt;·&#13;
several suggestions from the&#13;
consultants about what the foci&#13;
should be. This drew a substantial&#13;
amount of flak from&#13;
faculty, especially one consultant's&#13;
siiggestion that the&#13;
communications discipline focus&#13;
on a rhetoric and public address&#13;
type major.&#13;
According to the report, the&#13;
investigation of the communications&#13;
offerings revealed&#13;
that the discipline has been too&#13;
general. It suggested that the&#13;
communications discipline follow&#13;
a more multidisciplinary a~&#13;
proach, including courses from&#13;
many areas, such as social&#13;
sciences, philosophy, and&#13;
education. •&#13;
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The three options currently&#13;
offered were also discussed&#13;
within the report. It was found&#13;
that organizational communication&#13;
option could fo~ a&#13;
basis for a strongly humanistic&#13;
major, with theory and practice&#13;
of speech, group interactions,&#13;
interpretation and use of&#13;
language, etc.&#13;
It was suggested that the public&#13;
information option be narrowed&#13;
and get some assistance from&#13;
UWM in certain areas, because&#13;
the staff cannot be expected to&#13;
cover so many of the areas within&#13;
the public information option.&#13;
As for the dramatic arts option&#13;
(now a major within the fine arts&#13;
division), the APPR suggested&#13;
not intending to be a professional&#13;
theatre preparation. It also&#13;
suggested that they use the&#13;
resources of other disciplines.&#13;
It was recommended that a&#13;
subcornmittee should be formed&#13;
to do the work of curriculum and&#13;
recruiting, since Dr. Richard&#13;
Carrington is the only full-time&#13;
staff member in the communication&#13;
discipline currently.&#13;
The suggested that the communications&#13;
major overall is&#13;
drawing enough student credithours&#13;
to warrant a hiring of three&#13;
to four new faculty in the communication&#13;
discipline and one in&#13;
~amatic arts.&#13;
APPR meeting&#13;
At the cornmittee's meeting&#13;
last Thursday night, the involved&#13;
disciplines got together with the&#13;
committee and presented their&#13;
response to the reports.&#13;
The communication discipline,&#13;
with a few quibbles, were the&#13;
happiest, although they got the&#13;
least scrutiny of the two groups.&#13;
Dr. David Beach, chairperson&#13;
of the behaviorial science&#13;
division was unsatisfied, due to&#13;
the fact that the committee did&#13;
not go back into the current offerings&#13;
of soc-anthro and analyze&#13;
them. He wanted the committee&#13;
to be specific about the problems&#13;
facing the discipline, and instead,&#13;
according to Beach, they got&#13;
sidetracked and worked on the&#13;
new curriculums.&#13;
"It's no ·secret that sociology&#13;
had a bad reputation on campus.&#13;
I am fearful of the between-thelines,&#13;
personal feelings, and&#13;
motives which have fixed&#13;
positions" said Beach.&#13;
These reports will now go to the&#13;
Faculty Senate for further approval.&#13;
1977 Local ACUI Intercollegiate Tournament Program&#13;
,: GID \fill&#13;
Bowling - J n 22 &amp; 23, 1977&#13;
Billiards J 20. 2s &amp; 30, 1977&#13;
Table Tennis - Jan. 20. 29 &amp; 3o. 1977&#13;
a&#13;
11&#13;
Foosball - fi!b. 4. 5 &amp; 6. 1sn&#13;
Chess - Feb . 4. 5 &amp; 6. 1977&#13;
Local tournament winners to represent Parkside at the ACUI&#13;
Regionals ·n Madison Wisc. . Feb. 17-19, 1977. Contact the&#13;
Un on Rec -C enter for information or to enter. S') 00 fee/entry.&#13;
A ndy Moog Phone : 553-2695&#13;
by Laura Ruffolo&#13;
Being interviewed this week is Katie Seydewitz, a freshman who Is&#13;
planning a major in art. She is a_lso planning to specialize in art history&#13;
because this is her intended career.&#13;
Katie lives at Parkside Village and finds that living on her own f1r&#13;
the first time is quite a different experience. "I enjoy living at the&#13;
Village because it is conveniently located near the school. Also, living&#13;
at the Village has helped me to gain new insights into many different&#13;
types of people.&#13;
"At first, I found that my privacy was greatly reduced. There was&#13;
no door I could close and say 'everyone keep out!' Now I find that&#13;
living with other people in such close quarters, has helped me to&#13;
emphathize with their feelings and that compromise is always the best&#13;
solution to any problem that may arise."&#13;
Katie has also found that the majority of people she has met at&#13;
Parkside are friendly, open and always willing to help, if they can.&#13;
Katie is originally from Milwaukee where she attended Nicolet&#13;
High School. On the weekends, she usually goes home. On some&#13;
weekends Katie works as a hostess at a Chinese Restaurant, "Port&#13;
China.'' On the weekends that she doesn't work, Katie usually will go&#13;
to various discoteques because she enjoys both disco music and&#13;
dancing.&#13;
Her plans for the future? "I will probably attend UW-Milwaukee&#13;
because of my financial situation. I am possibly going to skip a year of&#13;
school and work in order to become more financially independent.&#13;
Whether or not I return to Parkside will not change what Parkside has&#13;
meant to me: one of the best experiences of my life that has helped me&#13;
grow emotionally and has added another facet to me as a person."&#13;
Vaccinations&#13;
Little pain reported&#13;
by Mona Maillet&#13;
-&#13;
Campus Health Nurse Edith&#13;
Isenberg was very pleased with&#13;
the ·results of last Wednesday's&#13;
swine flu innoculations. A total of&#13;
626 people, most of them&#13;
students, received the vaccination.&#13;
Isenberg expressed gratitude&#13;
toward the aty of Kenosha&#13;
Health Department who helped&#13;
carry out the program, volunteers&#13;
who helped things rwi&#13;
smoothly, and the State Health&#13;
Department who provided the&#13;
vac_cine, the innoculating&#13;
eqwpment, and a technician to&#13;
administer the shots.&#13;
Most of the people received the&#13;
monovalent vaccine. This vaccine&#13;
is given to healthy persons&#13;
between the ages of 18-59 and&#13;
protects only-against swine (New&#13;
Jersey) flu. People 60 or older or&#13;
chro~ically ill persons received&#13;
the b1v~ent vaccine which gives&#13;
protection against swine flu and&#13;
Victoria flu.&#13;
M~st o~ the people who got the&#13;
vaccination reported afterwards&#13;
~at they felt little pain in the&#13;
1nnoculated arm.&#13;
According to Isenberg, only a&#13;
few people passed out after&#13;
. having the shot, but there were no&#13;
serious reactions to the shot.&#13;
Regarding the possibility of&#13;
persons in the 18-24 age group&#13;
requiring another shot, Nurse&#13;
Isenberg said that she is awaiting&#13;
word from the Kenosha Health&#13;
Department.&#13;
There is a waiting period of at&#13;
least 4 weeks before the secon&lt;i&#13;
shot can be given, so if the Health&#13;
Department decides that a&#13;
second shot is necessary, the&#13;
eligible people will be contacted&#13;
by mail or through the Ranger&#13;
regarding the time and place of&#13;
the clinic.&#13;
Contest&#13;
An essay contest 'Perspecti~es&#13;
for the Third Century' is being&#13;
sponsored by the United Stat~&#13;
atizens' Congress which ~&#13;
award cash prizes totahng&#13;
• $10,000.&#13;
Interested students and facultY&#13;
may contact the Center for&#13;
Teaching Exc.-ellence, CA 235, for&#13;
further information.&#13;
Part III: Students' questions answered&#13;
I&#13;
Orgasm techniques outlined&#13;
by Beverly Noble Pella&#13;
Edltor'l nole: Ms. Pella Is a c088Belor at Planned Parealbood In&#13;
J{ePIba. Her preseat series Is In relpoBle 10 qUeslloBl IUljmllled by&#13;
PaJ'bIde BludenlB.&#13;
QaelIiOll: Another student wrote in several questions about orgasm,&#13;
both for the male and female. His first question was "What can be&#13;
done til prevent premature ejaculation?"&#13;
_er: Premature ejaculation can be treated in many ways. II&#13;
usually Is a conditioning process and ther are bfokJeIB written on this,&#13;
BUCh as "Vou Can Last Longer". The most common and easy to learn&#13;
teebn!que is called the "squeeze technique". Either partner can do&#13;
tblB. -&#13;
Wbenthe male feels close to climax. a person can use their thumb&#13;
IDd first two fingers to apply pressure on the penis, which will cause&#13;
!hemale to lose a high percentage of his erection. The thumb is placed&#13;
just below the upside down "V" shaped space at the coronal edge of&#13;
!he penis. The two fingers are placed on the other side, one above the&#13;
coronal ridge and one below. Vou may need to use your other hand to&#13;
msintain pressure on these fingers. Hold this for about 10 seconds, or&#13;
as long as needed, pressing inward.&#13;
Question: The other questions were about the female's orgasm, how&#13;
it CIDhe acheived or helped along, and what role the clitoris plays:&#13;
Answer: There has been a lot of disagreement about how a woman&#13;
achieves an orgasm. Most women have very liltle feeling inside the&#13;
vaginl!, 'and only at the outer one-third; so the length of the man's&#13;
penis makes no difference. Most women do need stimulation of the&#13;
• clitoris in order to come to an orgasm. This is nearly impossible&#13;
from just plain in and out vaginal-penile intercourse.&#13;
Vouasked about "riding high", and yes, many women say that this&#13;
is more stimulating. It puts the penis at an angle which might cause&#13;
more stimulation of the clitoris. Most partners uS!!their fingers (his or&#13;
hers) to stimulate the clitoris. Some women find that heing on top of&#13;
the male provides more stimulation of the clitoris (probably because&#13;
they can control the angle of insertion).&#13;
Orgasm can be very complicated. As I have said in the past, it is&#13;
both a physical and psychological response. A woman who cannot&#13;
acheive orgasm may have a physical problem, but that is rarely the&#13;
case. She should consult with her doctor about this.&#13;
Voumight want to try reading some of the newer books out, such as&#13;
Joy of Sex, or Helen Singer Kaplan's New Sex Therapy •.Vou might&#13;
also want to seek sexual counseling.&#13;
Sex counseling doesn't guarantee results, and only works if both of&#13;
Senate discusses&#13;
basic skills&#13;
by Christopher Clausen raised broad and deeply fell&#13;
concerns among the faculty. We&#13;
recommend at least part and&#13;
perhaps all of the speaking skills&#13;
component be postponed."&#13;
As far as overall goals the&#13;
Faculty Senate fell strongly they&#13;
should emphasize" that the&#13;
specific skills outlined under the&#13;
goals to be met with the program&#13;
are meant to be illustrative and&#13;
that a student may demonstrate&#13;
the required level of competence&#13;
without demonstrating every&#13;
skill listed."&#13;
On mathematic and writing&#13;
skills, the faculty seemed to be in&#13;
agreement with what the report&#13;
said but fell the report may have&#13;
gon~ into too much detail.&#13;
Testing in relation to&#13;
evaluation would be left to the&#13;
Academic Policies Committee&#13;
for further study with any final&#13;
.approval of these tests being left&#13;
to the Senate.&#13;
Wed. _ Thurs. 9:30 - 11 :00 p.rn.&#13;
Bubble Up&#13;
Mixed Drinks 60'&#13;
-.~}erbu'8&#13;
'in ~ourt&#13;
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On Spring. West of 31&#13;
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THE PARKSIDE RANGER December I, 197' ,&#13;
you are wanting a change.&#13;
In talking to many ;.omen,l've found that the wumen who have the&#13;
hardest time having orgasms or enjoying _. a1lIo have very negative&#13;
attitudes about their bodies, masturbation, and _ In general. They&#13;
may not want lhese attitudes, but have been ralaed with them and they&#13;
are either hard to shake or they may not want 10 shake them. They of&#13;
course have the right to bold these attitudes about _, but will&#13;
probably have a difficult lime making any changes in their sex llves if&#13;
they do not like what they are doing.&#13;
If you decide to go the counseling route,,be sure to asIl questions of&#13;
the counselor. Find out what they can offer you, what it will cost, and&#13;
what they expect of you. There are not sex therapy clinics in the area,&#13;
but their are many counselors who can deal with these problems.&#13;
Experts say that 90 percent of sexual problems can be treated with&#13;
education about sex.&#13;
Junior summary&#13;
proposed&#13;
by Douglas Edenhauser&#13;
The December 1 Student&#13;
Government Senate meeting&#13;
produced quite a few appointments,&#13;
but not much else.&#13;
The main purpose of the meeting&#13;
was 10 let tJie newly appointed&#13;
senators get a feel for their&#13;
positions. Also 10 let the newly&#13;
organized Senate committees get&#13;
to work.&#13;
A motion was passed .by the&#13;
Senate endorsing a policy&#13;
whereby each student receives a&#13;
junior summary automatically&#13;
from the Student Records Office&#13;
upon completion of 90 credits.&#13;
President Kiyoko Bowden will&#13;
actively seek to foster this&#13;
change in policy with the appropriate&#13;
administrator.&#13;
The reason for this act was that&#13;
many students are forced to&#13;
attend an additional semester&#13;
because they did not request their&#13;
senior summaries in order to&#13;
make corrections or obtain&#13;
waivers for graduation&#13;
requirements. The present&#13;
system of obtaining senior&#13;
summaries is to go down to&#13;
Tallent Hall and fill out a card,&#13;
have it signed by your adviser&#13;
and then wait for a few weeks for&#13;
it to arrive. The proposed system&#13;
would not require students to&#13;
submit a request.&#13;
Union&#13;
hoard&#13;
meets&#13;
by Braee "..--&#13;
General cbc18Ion about the&#13;
Union, the JllII'Pl* of the Union&#13;
Operalion Board, and its&#13;
authority took up 11IOII of lime&#13;
during the first meeting of the&#13;
newly formed Union Operstlng&#13;
Board.&#13;
The board, decimated by a rash&#13;
of reslgnallOlll, had four studenlB&#13;
and two faculty«aff present to&#13;
consider the Union problems.&#13;
Elected as chairperson was&#13;
Richard Folsom. who felt that the&#13;
job of the UOB wu 10 consider&#13;
current problems as well as&#13;
general philo.ophl!,.-poUc~ s,&#13;
committee did not decide&#13;
anything at all, at the meeting&#13;
according 10 Folsom, who also&#13;
felt that the board should stick to&#13;
parliamentary procedure, which&#13;
would make decision makeing&#13;
easier.&#13;
He felt tha t there were certain&#13;
problems that could be solved&#13;
without knowing much about the&#13;
next year's budget, which seems&#13;
to he Union Director William&#13;
Niebuhr's first priority.&#13;
These proWems, a~rding to&#13;
Folsom, are tbe name of the&#13;
building, the dining room hours,&#13;
the costs of using certain&#13;
facilities in the Union.&#13;
The next meeting of the UOB&#13;
will be this Thursday at 10 a.m. in&#13;
Union 104. Students, faculty, and&#13;
staff with concerns regarding the&#13;
Union are asked to attend.&#13;
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part III: Students' questions answered&#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER December I, 1976 9&#13;
Union&#13;
hoard&#13;
nteets&#13;
Orgasm techniques outlined&#13;
by Beverly Noble Pella&#13;
Editor's note: Ms. Pella is a counselor at Planned Parenthood in&#13;
genosba. Her present series is in response to questions sub.mitted by&#13;
PaJ'kSide students.&#13;
Question: Another student wro~ in _several questions about orgasm,&#13;
both for the male and female. His f1rst question was "What can be&#13;
done tb prevent premature ejaculation?"&#13;
AnSwer: Premature ejaculation can be treated in many ways. It&#13;
usually is a conditioning proce~ and ther are booklets written on this,&#13;
such as "You Can Last Longer". The most common and easy to learn&#13;
technique is called the "squeeze technique". Either partner can do&#13;
this.&#13;
When the male feels close to climax, a person can use their thumb&#13;
and first two fingers to apply pressure on the penis, which will cause&#13;
the male to lose a high percentage of his erection. The thumb is placed&#13;
just below the upside down "V" shaped space at the coronal edge of&#13;
the penis. The two fingers are placed on the other side, one above the&#13;
coronal ridge and one below. You may need to use your other hand to&#13;
maintain pressure on these fingers. Hold this for about 10 seconds, or&#13;
as long as needed, pressing inward.&#13;
Question: The other questions were about the female's orgasm, how&#13;
it can be acheived or helped along, and what role the clitoris plays. ·&#13;
Answer: There has been a lot of disagreement about how a woman&#13;
achieves an orgasm. Most women have very little feeling inside the&#13;
vag~, 'and only at the outer one-third; so the length of the man's&#13;
penis makes no difference. Most women do need stimulation Qf the&#13;
• c;litoris in order to come to an orgasm. This is nearly impossible&#13;
from just plain in and out vaginal-penile intercourse.&#13;
You asked about "riding high", and yes, many women say that this&#13;
is more stimulating. It puts the penis at an angle which might cause&#13;
more stimulation of the clitoris. Most partners USE; their fingers (_rjs or&#13;
hers) to stimulate the clitoris. Some women find that being on top of&#13;
the male provides more stimulation of the clitoris (probably because&#13;
they can control the angle of insertion).&#13;
Orgasm can be very complicated. As I have said in the past, it is&#13;
both a physical and psychological response. A woman who cannot&#13;
acheive orgasm may have a physical problem, but that is rarely the&#13;
case. She should consult with her doctor about this.&#13;
You might want to try reading some of the newer books out, such as&#13;
Joy of Sex, or Helen Singer Kaplan's New Sex Therapy •. You might&#13;
also want to seek sexual counseling.&#13;
Sex counseling doesn't guarantee results, and only works if both of&#13;
Senate discusses&#13;
basic skills&#13;
by Christopher Clausen&#13;
The Faculty Senate has just&#13;
completed its November meeting&#13;
and a lengthy discussion of the&#13;
Basic Skills Program Report&#13;
from the Academic Policies&#13;
Committee. The Senate discussed&#13;
the report in two successive&#13;
Tuesday meetings held&#13;
November 16 and 23.&#13;
The 31 page document was&#13;
issued one and one half weeks&#13;
previous to the Senate meeting to&#13;
allow all members of the faculty&#13;
to read the report and respond.&#13;
The first meeting on November&#13;
16 was taken up by extensive&#13;
discussion on the goals and&#13;
speaking skills sections as they&#13;
pertain to usage and style.&#13;
Specifically the Senate felt ...&#13;
"The problem of establishing&#13;
appropriate standards when&#13;
coupled with the difficulties of&#13;
evaluation, (i.e. as they relate to&#13;
minority linguistic cultures) has&#13;
raised broad and deeply felt&#13;
concerns among the faculty. We&#13;
recommend at least part and&#13;
perhaps all of the speaking skills&#13;
component be postponed."&#13;
As far as overall goals the&#13;
Faculty Senate felt strongly they&#13;
should emphasize" that the&#13;
specific skills outlined under the&#13;
goals to be met with the program&#13;
are meant to be illustrative and&#13;
that a student may demonstrate&#13;
the required lev~l of competence&#13;
without demonstrating every&#13;
skill listed."&#13;
On mathematic and writing&#13;
skills, the faculty seemed to be in&#13;
agreement with what the report&#13;
said but felt the report may have ' . gone into too much detail.&#13;
Testing in relation to&#13;
evaluation would be left to the&#13;
Academic Policies Committee&#13;
for further study with any final&#13;
. approval of these tests being left&#13;
to the Senate.&#13;
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Green Ridge Plaza&#13;
632-6151&#13;
~}erbu's&#13;
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you are wanting a change.&#13;
In talking to many women, I've found that the women who have the&#13;
hardest time having orgasms or enjoying sex, also have very negative&#13;
attitudes about their bodies, masturbation, and sex in general. They&#13;
may not want these attitudes, but have been raised with them and they&#13;
are either hard to shake or they may not want to shake them. They of&#13;
course have the right to hold these attitudes about sex, but will&#13;
probably have a difficult time making any changes in their sex lives if&#13;
they do not like what they are doing.&#13;
If you decide to go the counseling route,,be sure to ask questions of&#13;
the counselor. Find out what they can offer you, what it will cost, and&#13;
what they expect of you. There are not sex therapy clinics in the area,&#13;
but their are many counselors who can deal with these problems.&#13;
Experts say that 90 percent of sexual problems can be treated with&#13;
education about sex.&#13;
Junior summary&#13;
proposed&#13;
by Douglas Edenhauser&#13;
The December 1 Student&#13;
Government Senate meeting&#13;
produced quite a few appointments,&#13;
but not much else.&#13;
The main purpose of the meeting&#13;
was to let the newly appointed&#13;
senators get a feel for their&#13;
positions. Also to let the newly&#13;
organized Senate committees get&#13;
to work.&#13;
A motion was passed by the&#13;
Senate endorsing a policy&#13;
whereby each student receives a&#13;
junior summary automatically&#13;
from the Student Records Office&#13;
upon completion of 90 credits.&#13;
President Kiyoko Bowden will&#13;
actively seek to foster this&#13;
change in policy with the appropriate&#13;
administrator.&#13;
The reason for this act was that&#13;
many students are forced to&#13;
attend an additional semester&#13;
because they did not request their&#13;
senior summaries in order to&#13;
make corrections or obtain&#13;
waivers for graduation&#13;
requirements. The present&#13;
system of obtaining senior&#13;
summaries is to go down to&#13;
Tallent Hall and fill out a card,&#13;
have it signed by your adviser&#13;
and then wait for a few weeks for&#13;
it to arrive. The proposed system&#13;
would not require students to&#13;
submit a request.&#13;
by Bruce Wagner&#13;
General discussion about the&#13;
Union, the purpose of the Union&#13;
Operation Board, and its&#13;
authority took 1_.1P most of time&#13;
during the first meeting of the&#13;
newly formed Union Operating&#13;
Board.&#13;
The board, decimated by a rash&#13;
of resignations, had four students&#13;
and two faculty~taff present to&#13;
consider the Union problems.&#13;
Elected as chairperson was&#13;
Richard Folsom, who felt that the&#13;
job of the UOB was to consider&#13;
current problems as well a&#13;
general philosophi_es-policies.&#13;
committee did not decide&#13;
anything at all , at the meeting&#13;
according to Folsom, who a&#13;
felt that the board should tick to&#13;
parliam ntary procedure, wl)ich&#13;
would make d cision make·&#13;
easier.&#13;
He felt that there were certain&#13;
problems that could be solved&#13;
without knowin much about th&#13;
next year s budget, which eems&#13;
to be Union Director William&#13;
Niebuhr's fir t priority.&#13;
The e problems, accordin to&#13;
Folsom , are the name of the&#13;
building, the dining room hours,&#13;
the costs of using certain&#13;
facilities in the Union .&#13;
The next meeting of the UOB&#13;
will be this Thursday at 10 a .m . in&#13;
Union 104. Students. faculty, and&#13;
staff with concerns regardin the&#13;
Union are asked to attend.&#13;
are you good at&#13;
solving problems?&#13;
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traditiooally at Parkside; the Dec. and May Commencement&#13;
ceremonies minimal, just be a are examples. Qualifications are uWW'w.&lt;&#13;
stuAdceandt.emic planning and Program Review CoIJlJlll1tte e ... o~ ~tu. dent&#13;
This is the Son of COP. Its duties are to re-:lew the prlonties of&#13;
Parkside and the various programs that Parksi~ offers to .students&#13;
and the ouUying communities. The seat that is open is ex offiCIO.There&#13;
is only one voting student on the committee and he has already been&#13;
appointed however the ex officio student is free to discUSS and actively&#13;
participate in every other way. This is also one of the .mo~t&#13;
. rtant conunittees at Parkside and full student represenlallon IS&#13;
~ to our interests. Qualifications are full-time sludent and&#13;
preferably advanced standing. .&#13;
Student court Association Justices. . . 2 openmgs&#13;
AppeIate Court Chief Justice and 2 Associate AppellaU: Justices.&#13;
10 THE PARKSIDE RANGER December 8. 1976&#13;
Contact&#13;
eoncratulallons are estended to the following students on their&#13;
oppaInlmellta by Student Govenment:&#13;
Grea Andere88 ., .Allocations Committee Seat No. 7&#13;
RIck FoIaom President's designee to the Union Operating Board&#13;
Harvey Hedden President's designee to the Student &lt;Xganlzational&#13;
CoundI Kiyoko Bowden . Allocations Committee Seat No.8&#13;
Joseph Orlowski Allocations Committee Seat No.4&#13;
Commit ... except President's&#13;
G.... AnlIeftgg Alternate to aU United COWlCUCommittees,&#13;
Senate Ways and Means Committee&#13;
O1airperson Senate Student Services Committee&#13;
RHIpa-&#13;
It Ia with deep regret that Studenl Government accepted the&#13;
resl8natlons of Laura Bruno from the Senate Hwnanities Divisional&#13;
t, Glen Chrls1enaen lrom the Union Operating Board and&#13;
Allocations CommIttee Seat 3, Kiyolto Bowden from the Affirmative&#13;
lion Advbory Committee and Marty Andersen from the Af·&#13;
IIrmabv Acllon Ad~ C&lt;lIDIllittee.&#13;
OIl d.p" S&amp;udeatGovet'llllleDt&#13;
QIrrlculum and Prollram Committee .2 full-time students&#13;
'Ibis commillee deals with review of departmental and divisional&#13;
currlcuIums and needs input from students to make laculty and admln151nUon&#13;
sensitive to student interests in the various programs&#13;
that Ire developed an-or modlfled lor tIlelf educations. QualIfications&#13;
are lu1I-lime tudenl and advanced standing (juniors or seniors.)&#13;
adernic ctIonsCommiltee . one student (full-time)&#13;
'Ibis conunittee is one 01 the most important 10 students at Parkside.&#13;
It'l dull involve the granting 01 waivers to students who cannot lor&#13;
ous reasons complete certain requirements necessary lor their&#13;
Iduallons. It is the Court of Last Resorts lor seniors who depending&#13;
011the leuons and decisions of the committee may be forced to allend&#13;
an additionallelllOSter in order to graduate. Qualifications are Iulllime&#13;
student and advanced standing (juniors or seniors). Student&#13;
members vole as lull members. Sbident input is crucial.&#13;
Campus Ceremonies Committee .,. . 2 sbidents&#13;
Academic&#13;
by CbrIsll&gt;pber Clausen&#13;
On Monday, November 29, the&#13;
academic Policy Committee met&#13;
in an inlormal session with&#13;
Assistant Chancellor Clayton&#13;
Johnson to discuss Academic&#13;
Program Advising. Assistant&#13;
Chancellor Johnson briefly explained&#13;
to the committee the&#13;
extent of reorganization implemented&#13;
in Student Servic es.&#13;
Johnson explained to tbe&#13;
members of the committee that&#13;
current enrollment at UW-P is&#13;
expected to diminish in the&#13;
Jello eating "sickening .,&#13;
On Monday, November 29, the Parkside Drug&#13;
~ apon3Orlld a JeUo eating contest. It toolt&#13;
pIac:e at 12 p.m. in Main Place by the Coffee 9top.&#13;
The conteslloolt same lime to set up, mainiy due to&#13;
a lack of participants. Finally after about 15&#13;
minules of conninI, coaxing and ~, nine&#13;
conlulanla volWlleKed. There were 8 guys, induding&#13;
the de~ champion Pat Polcin, and 1&#13;
girl&#13;
AUthe contestants had to do was to devour 2\2&#13;
pounds of JeUo each wllhout the use of their&#13;
bands. Each person was provided with a knife to cut&#13;
up the Jello beforehand and a bib. A lew of the&#13;
entrants "warmed up" by rwutIng in place and&#13;
breathing deeply. Then they all knelt on the Door in&#13;
anll lion of thestarl. At tile word "Gol" the:&#13;
dove in and began to chew, slurp, swaUow, and&#13;
burp. Polcin amused the crowd when he used his&#13;
teeth to nip his plate out 01 the way in order to' get at&#13;
some Jello that was under it.&#13;
The winner was Arthur Pollock, who set a new&#13;
record lime of 2:16. Polcin was second with a time&#13;
of 2:48.5, and Jason Holm finished third at 3:46.&#13;
Each was awarded a T-5hirl from the Bookstore.&#13;
When asked bow it felt to win, PoUock replied,&#13;
"Sickening." Most of the participants agreed with&#13;
him.&#13;
The contest was previously run during Winterfest&#13;
last year. According to Polcin, it was run earlier&#13;
this year because last year's third place finisher&#13;
was leaving for the Air Force on the foUowing&#13;
Wednesday. PDQ sponsored the event mainly for&#13;
tile fun ofit, but also to publicize its name.&#13;
by Moaa MalIIet&#13;
...ANV I AS~U~ YOU&#13;
WI~8lJ{ MONP~ WlU-'&#13;
Nor ~ rOKGOIf~N!&#13;
advising&#13;
coming years. This is coupled&#13;
with the fact that UW-P in past&#13;
years has lost on the average 50&#13;
percent of its students within 2&#13;
semesters (19 percent of the loss&#13;
has been from the married adult&#13;
student population). Johnson&#13;
cited figures showing that over 1-&#13;
3 of the student population is over&#13;
the age 01 23.&#13;
In outlining the actual&#13;
framework of Student Services&#13;
Johnson noted that at the present&#13;
lime there is no one to adequately&#13;
counsel sludents academicly.&#13;
Johnson told the committee&#13;
that Utree choices faced UW-P as&#13;
to how academic counseling&#13;
should be handled.&#13;
1) Add items to present staff&#13;
could be made to handle counseling.&#13;
This, Johnson noted would&#13;
raise costs, something in which&#13;
UW-P already leads the entire&#13;
UW,gystem.&#13;
Business&#13;
course&#13;
offered&#13;
Spring semester' '77&#13;
business management ~&#13;
will be offering a new&#13;
entitled "Women ~&#13;
Management... The courae 11\1&#13;
focus on issues pertalDlnc&#13;
women in business, and ..:&#13;
business should relate to ~&#13;
The course is open to botb _&#13;
and w~men ~nd ~ be taught III&#13;
a semmar discussion fOl1llat..,&#13;
Asst. Prof. Francine Hall. It will&#13;
be- offered under buaiaeal&#13;
management "Special TClIlIca"&#13;
490.&#13;
explained&#13;
2) Counseling could be dane ..,&#13;
present slaff as they 1riU do&#13;
during Advising Week (Dec ...&#13;
14). This Johnson noted woaId&#13;
stretch present stall em.....,.&#13;
thin.&#13;
3) The third plan, wblcb II&#13;
favored by most, would be to&#13;
involve faculty in advising.&#13;
Jolmson said this would bald&#13;
down costs and serve U\ provicIe&#13;
students with knowledgeable&#13;
advisors.&#13;
Some members of the c0mmittee&#13;
expressed feeUnga tbat&#13;
the faculty would want felIII'&#13;
classes or commillee(s) In on!lI'&#13;
to handle advising. In any cue&#13;
the Faculty Senate would bmllo&#13;
approve this before the facuIl1&#13;
could do anything.&#13;
The committee took no lICIIaa&#13;
due to the fact several membIn&#13;
of the committee failed to lIbow&#13;
up resulting in a lQss of quorm.&#13;
U.O.B-. --&#13;
continUed from pg. 1&#13;
BILL NIEBUHR: The person who said that bas the wrong SOurcell.&#13;
There was sludent input in the name. Just because we don't ClIMIl1t&#13;
PSGA doesn't mean we have no student input. As for outside groups&#13;
we have a long list of outside groups.that have used the Union slnceila&#13;
opening. Naming it the Parkside Student Union is going to have a&#13;
negative effect of making outside people and aU non-students to feel&#13;
reluclant to use the union.&#13;
Rick also made charges oil what Niebuhr is trying to do with tile&#13;
Union Operating Board.&#13;
RICK FOLSOM: We're not going to let Bill Niebu1lf run the U.O.B.&#13;
~e wants to have the meetings turned into forwns for apeciflc&#13;
disc~.';SlOnsof the budget and limiting the meetings to one topic I&#13;
weeK. We can't do that, we're behind schedule as it is and we have to&#13;
start solving problems.'&#13;
BILL NIEBUIJR: We can't just have the Board making decIsI ....&#13;
without having the hackground to make the decision. I'm willin8 to&#13;
have. the Board solve -little annoying problems at the start oIlbe&#13;
meet~. but to deal with complicated issues they need roore thaD I&#13;
superfiCIal knowledge. First I want to acquaint the U.O.B. witb&#13;
knowledge of tlie budget. We are a profit making inslltution and&#13;
students have to realize this. They must be aware of the 1imItalions01&#13;
thebudget when they make recommendations. As for disctlSsinll one&#13;
toPiC .. week that is far more desirable than just having 30 second&#13;
discUSSIons on complicated matters.&#13;
RANGER: Hasn't the U.a.B. gottenofftoa badslart?&#13;
BILL NIEBUHR: There are minor problems: I'm not to worried.&#13;
Once they realize what the Board is there for and what they can do&#13;
:d can't do, and once they .. dersland the' Union things will get&#13;
tter. . '&#13;
10 THE PARKSIDE RANGER December 8, 1976 Business&#13;
course Contact weekly by student government&#13;
This committee sets up the various ceremonies that o~&#13;
ks.de th Dec and May Commencemen&#13;
traditionally at Par 1 ; e . . : · · 1 1·ust be a&#13;
ceremonies are examples. Qualifications are nuruma,&#13;
student. . ·tte one student&#13;
Academic Planning and Program Review Comnu e . . . . ..&#13;
-.:ft · the Son of COP. Its duties are to review the priorities of&#13;
.u= 15 kside off rs to students Parkside and the various programs that Par . e ..&#13;
th ti . mmunities The seat that is open 15 ex officio. There&#13;
and e ou yrng co . he h alr d been&#13;
offered&#13;
is only one voting student on the commit~ and ~ ea Y&#13;
Allocations Commlttee Seat ·o. 8 appointed however the ex officio student is free to discuss and ac-&#13;
. Allocations Committee Seat. To.4 tively participate in every other way. This is also one of the _mo~t&#13;
S~ring semester · •n the&#13;
business management discipllzie&#13;
will be offering a new COQrae&#13;
entitled "Women In&#13;
Management." The course 1ril1&#13;
focus o~ issu~ pertaining to&#13;
women m business, and °bolr&#13;
business should relate to "Olnen&#13;
The course is open to both -&#13;
and w~men ~nd ~ be taught In&#13;
a seminar discussion fonnat by&#13;
Asst. Prof. Francine Hall. It 1rill&#13;
be. offered under busineaa&#13;
management "Special Topics"&#13;
490.&#13;
ll United Council Committees&#13;
important committees at Parkside and full student ~epresentabon JS&#13;
necessary to our interests. Qualifications are full-tJIDe student and&#13;
Jello eating&#13;
preferably advanced standing. .&#13;
Student Court....Association Justices . . .. . . ... . . . ...... · · 2 op~s&#13;
Appelate Court .... Chief Justice and 2 Associate Appella~ Justices.&#13;
Acadeinic&#13;
by Christtlpher Clausen&#13;
On Monday, November 29, the&#13;
academic Policy Committee met&#13;
in an informal session with&#13;
Assistant Chancellor Clayton&#13;
Johnson to disc~ Academic&#13;
Program Advising. Assistant&#13;
Chancellor Johnson briefly explained&#13;
to the committee the&#13;
extent of reorganization implemented&#13;
in Student Services.&#13;
Joh·nson explained to the&#13;
members of the committee that&#13;
current enrollment at UW-P is&#13;
expected to diminish in the&#13;
'sickening'&#13;
dove in and began to chew, slurp, swallow, and&#13;
burp. Polcin amused the crowd when he used his&#13;
teeth to flip his plate out of the way in order to. get at&#13;
some Jello that was under it.&#13;
The winner was Arthur Pollock, who set a new&#13;
record time of 2: 16. Polcin was second with a time&#13;
of 2:48.5, and Jason Holm finished third at 3:46.&#13;
Each was awarded a T-shirt from the Bookstore.&#13;
When asked how it felt to win, Pollock replied,&#13;
" Sickening." Most of the participants agreed with&#13;
him.&#13;
The contest was previously run during Winterfest&#13;
last year. According to Polcin, it was run·earlier&#13;
this year because last year's third place finisher&#13;
was leaving for the Air Force on the following&#13;
Wednesday. PDQ sponsored the event mainly for&#13;
the fun of it, but also to publicize its name.&#13;
... AN'7 I ASSU~ You&#13;
Wl~~UR MONl7Al-£ WIU-,&#13;
Nor E'~ f0KG01'f~N !&#13;
WA1:rn&#13;
advising&#13;
coming years. This is coupled&#13;
with the fact that UW-P in past&#13;
years has lost on the average 50&#13;
percent of its students within 2&#13;
semesters ( 19 percent of the loss&#13;
has been from the married adult&#13;
student population). Johnson&#13;
cited figures showing that over 1-&#13;
3 of the student population is over&#13;
the age of 23.&#13;
In outlining the actual&#13;
· framework of Student Services&#13;
Johnson noted that at the present&#13;
time there is no one to adequately&#13;
counsel students academicly.&#13;
Johnson told the committee&#13;
that three choices faced UW-P as&#13;
to how academic counseling&#13;
should be handled.&#13;
l) Add items to present staff&#13;
could be made to handle counseling.&#13;
This, Johnson noted would&#13;
raise costs, something in which&#13;
UW-P already leads the entire&#13;
UW-system.&#13;
explained&#13;
2) Counseling could be done by&#13;
present staff as they will do&#13;
during Advising Week (Dec. ~&#13;
14). ~s Johnson noted would&#13;
stretch present staff extreme}&#13;
thin.&#13;
3) The third plan, which Is&#13;
favored by most, would be to&#13;
involve faculty in advising.&#13;
Johnson said this would hold&#13;
down costs and serve to provide&#13;
students with knowledgeable&#13;
advisors.&#13;
Some members of the committee&#13;
expressed feelings that&#13;
the faculty would want fewer&#13;
classes or committee(s) in order&#13;
to handle advising. In any case&#13;
the Faculty Senate would have to&#13;
approve this before the faculty&#13;
could do anything.&#13;
The committee took no acticm&#13;
due to the fact several members&#13;
of the committee failed to show&#13;
up resulting in a lQss of quonn.&#13;
U.O.B-. --&#13;
conti nued from pg. 1&#13;
BILL NIEBUHR: The person who said that has the wrong sources.&#13;
There was student input in the name. Just because we don't consult&#13;
PSGA doesn't mean we have no student input. As for outside groups&#13;
we have a long list of outside groups that have used the Union since its&#13;
opening. Naming it the Parkside Student Union is going to have a&#13;
negative effect of making outside people and all non-students to feel&#13;
reluctant to use the union.&#13;
Rick also made charges on what Niebuhr is trying to do with the&#13;
Union Operating Board.&#13;
RICK FOLSOM: We're not going to let Bill Niebuhr run the U.O.B.&#13;
He wants to have the meetings turned into forums for specific&#13;
discu.ssi.ons of the budget and limiting the meetings to one topic a&#13;
week. We can't do that, we're behind schedule as it is and we have to&#13;
start solving problems.'&#13;
BILL NIEBUHR: We can't just have the Board making decisions&#13;
without having the background to make the decision. I'm willing to&#13;
have. the Board solve ' little annoying problems at the start of the&#13;
meet~g- but to deal with complicated issues they need more t~ a&#13;
superficial knowledge. First I want to acquaint the U .O.B. with&#13;
knowledge of the budget. We are a profit making institution and&#13;
students have to realize this. They must be aware of the limitations of&#13;
the_budget when they make recommendations. As for discussing one&#13;
~pie a_week that is far more desirable than just having 30 second&#13;
discUSS1ons on complicated matters.&#13;
RANGER: Hasn't the U.O.B. gotten off to a bad start?&#13;
BILL NIEBl!ffR: There are minor problems : I'm not to worried.&#13;
Once th~y realize what the Board is there for, and what they can do&#13;
and can t do, and once they'9nderstand the Union things will get&#13;
better. '&#13;
Parkslde Chamber Singers under the direction of&#13;
AssOciate Professor Frank F. Mueller performed&#13;
Medieval and Renaissance Christmas music (L to R&#13;
/rOIIt) Kendra Lojeski, Karen Putman, Janet&#13;
Gaoger, Barb Boness, Roberta Johnsen, Cindy&#13;
Blood&#13;
drive (&#13;
successful \'-----&#13;
by Mona MaIllet&#13;
Parkslde's first blood drive&#13;
went off quite well, according to&#13;
III director, Dr. Richard J.&#13;
POIDazal, and coordina tor,&#13;
campus Health Nurse Edith&#13;
llenberg. In all, 40 appointments&#13;
__ made and 39 pints of blood&#13;
lIlII'e donated.&#13;
!leDberg felt that one of the&#13;
IIIll8t important aspects of the&#13;
*lve was that "people have a&#13;
cbIIIce to help other people."&#13;
She Mid that she was really&#13;
pleased by the student interest in&#13;
the drive, not only by the donors,&#13;
Wt also by students who wanted&#13;
to help with the drive. She also&#13;
said that there Is always a great&#13;
oeed for blood and that she hopes&#13;
that blood drives become a&#13;
tradition at Parkside.&#13;
Pomazal said; "I was par-&#13;
Ucularly impressed by the&#13;
students desire to give blood for&#13;
no return payment."&#13;
In addition to directing the&#13;
drive, Pomazal did research on&#13;
donor reactions. After donating,&#13;
each person was asked to fill out&#13;
a reaction questionnaire and&#13;
personality test.&#13;
The results of the survey&#13;
showed' that both males and&#13;
females felt quite energetic and&#13;
felt little or no pain. The personality&#13;
tests revealed that&#13;
donors tend to be high in self&#13;
esteem and are less likely to be&#13;
hypochondriacs.&#13;
The next Parkside blood' drive&#13;
Is appropriately slated for&#13;
Valentine's Day, February 14.&#13;
Pomazal and Isenberg hope to&#13;
run that one on a larger scale&#13;
than the initial venture.&#13;
If anyone would like to help&#13;
with the drive, they can contact&#13;
the Health Service Office at 553-&#13;
2366.&#13;
Play&#13;
to he&#13;
presented&#13;
•&#13;
(me December 10, 11, and 12&#13;
Samual Beckett·s play Endgame&#13;
will be presented in Studio B of&#13;
the Comm-Arts Building.&#13;
Halberstadt. (rear) Chris Roland, Marke Badtlte.&#13;
TIm Thompson, Ron Bayer. Sleven Edwards. and&#13;
Jeff Honore', last Sunday. Last Friday, the&#13;
Parkslde Concert Band also held a Christmas&#13;
Concert.&#13;
.--------,&#13;
Team wins&#13;
Gruner controls mats&#13;
by Thomas Nolen and&#13;
Jean Tenuta&#13;
Wisconsin Inter cotleg late&#13;
Championships here Saturday.&#13;
In the Warhawk meet ahead of .&#13;
ttie Rangers, Whitewater and&#13;
Marquette, top finishers in last&#13;
Saturday's meet. will again be&#13;
there. along with Northern&#13;
Michigan.&#13;
The Parkside wreStling team&#13;
will participate against some&#13;
more tough competition this&#13;
weekend in the Warhawk Invitational&#13;
at Whitewater&#13;
Saturday, after winni1lg the contInued on pv. 12&#13;
Fr.. Pizza Delivery&#13;
Club Hlghvlew&#13;
5035 60th Str•• t&#13;
Phon.: 652.. 737&#13;
....... '1•• C , I , ...&#13;
OPE , •.•.&#13;
THE PARKSIDE RANGER Decem ..... I, "76 11&#13;
Feminist bank.&#13;
credit union formed&#13;
by Helaine Lasky&#13;
In the beginning there were men's banks. Men's banks begat a&#13;
measured amount of sex discrimination when it came to women doing&#13;
business there. Sex discrimination begst the FlI'St Women's Bank in&#13;
New York, and the Colorado Feminist Fed .. al Credit Union ~CFFCU)&#13;
in Denver.&#13;
Feminist businesses are a recent development. The First Women's&#13;
Bank opened in October 1975. There are 23 women and four men&#13;
working at the bank and the board of directors boasts an all female&#13;
cast.&#13;
A spokeswoman at the bank reported that many of First Women's&#13;
depositors have esperienced discrimination at other banking tnstitutions.&#13;
In one case. a couple was involved in a divorce action and&#13;
held separate accounts at different banks. The husband's lawy... was&#13;
able to obtain information about his wife's account when in fact, that&#13;
¥ormation should have been confidential. she said.&#13;
Similar incidents led to the establishment of. a feminist cndIt union&#13;
in Denver. The CFFCU began working for fed... al auth~t1on mo re&#13;
than a year ago. and received their federal charter in May. The cndIt&#13;
union finally opened its doors August 5.&#13;
"I thmk women across the country are realizing that bucks in the&#13;
hand are better than bras burned" said Jackie St. Joan. president of&#13;
the credit union earli ... this year. The credit union is one of. 13 which&#13;
have been established across the country smce the founding of. the&#13;
Detroit Feminist Fed ... al Credit Union (DFFCU) in 1m.The DFFCU&#13;
is serving as a model for the credit union in Denver.&#13;
Donna Good. a member of the credit union, sees it as a place of last&#13;
resort. "Women don't come to us after bad &lt;\l!als,lbey come to us after&#13;
no deals at all." said Good. Awoman who is 35 and unmarried stands a&#13;
poor chance of obtaining credit, and as a result, the cndIt union is&#13;
seen asa way out for such women who appl, for loans.&#13;
There are few basic differences between "establi.shment" banking&#13;
institutions and the feminist effort., Importantly. howev.... many&#13;
"establishment" banks rapid repayment of. loans by charging a&#13;
Women's Bank and lbe CFFCU do not penalize for early repayment.&#13;
The CFFCU is tagged "The Common Woman's Alternative" and&#13;
its name derives from a feminist poem by Judy Grahn: "I swear It to&#13;
you -I swear it on my common woman's head • The common woman is&#13;
as common as a loaf of bread - and will rise - and will become strong -I .&#13;
swear it to you.n&#13;
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Only 95'1hlIIf polRl&#13;
a variety of your candy&#13;
and nut favor ties sold&#13;
the old·fashioned way&#13;
B.IDeiI&#13;
the&#13;
generation&#13;
gap!&#13;
SOME IHJGE MIXI&#13;
10 o.m . .c pm&#13;
LOCATED IN UNION BIZARRE&#13;
Parkside Chamber Singers under the direction of&#13;
Associate Professor Frank F. Mueller performed&#13;
Medieval and Renaissance Christmas music ( L to R&#13;
front) Kendra Lojeski, Karen Putman, Janet&#13;
Ganger, Barb Boness, Roberta Johnsen, Cindy&#13;
Halberstadt, (rear) Chris Roland, Marke Badtke,&#13;
Tim Thompson, Ron Bayer, Steven Edwards, and&#13;
Jeff Honore', last Sunday. Last Friday, the&#13;
Parkside Concert Band also held a Christmas&#13;
Concert.&#13;
Blood&#13;
drive (&#13;
successful \ _)&#13;
by Mona Maillet&#13;
Parkside's first blood drive&#13;
went off quite well, according to&#13;
its director, Dr. Richard J.&#13;
Pomazal, and coordinator,&#13;
Campus Health Nurse Edith&#13;
Isenberg. In all, 40 appointments&#13;
were made and 39 pints of blood&#13;
were donated.&#13;
Isenberg felt that one of the&#13;
most important aspects of the&#13;
drive was that "people have a&#13;
chance to help other people."&#13;
She said that she was really&#13;
pleased by the student interest in&#13;
the drive, not only by the donors,&#13;
but also by students who wanted&#13;
to help with the drive. She also&#13;
said that there is always a great&#13;
need for blood and that she hopes&#13;
that blood drives become a&#13;
tradition at Parkside.&#13;
Pomazal said, "I was particularly&#13;
impressed by the&#13;
students desire to give blood for&#13;
no return payment."&#13;
In addition to directing the&#13;
drive, Pomazal did research on&#13;
donor reactions. After donating,&#13;
each person was asked to fill out&#13;
a reaction questionnaire and&#13;
personality test.&#13;
The results of the survey&#13;
showed that both males and&#13;
females felt quite energetic and&#13;
felt little or no pain. The personality&#13;
tests revealed that&#13;
donors tend to be high in self&#13;
esteem and are less likely to be&#13;
hypochondriacs.&#13;
The next Parkside blood· drive&#13;
is appropriately slated for&#13;
Valentine's Day, February 14.&#13;
Pomazal and Isenberg hope to&#13;
run that one on a larger scale&#13;
than the initial venture.&#13;
If anyone would like to help&#13;
with the drive, they can contact&#13;
the Health Service Office at 553-&#13;
2366.&#13;
Play&#13;
to he&#13;
presented&#13;
One December 10, 11, and 12&#13;
Samual Beckett's play Endgame&#13;
will be presented in Studio B of&#13;
the Comm-Arts Building.&#13;
-------~&#13;
Team wins&#13;
Gruner controls mats&#13;
by Thomas Nolen and&#13;
Jean Tenuta&#13;
The Parkside wrestling team&#13;
will participate against some&#13;
more tough competition this&#13;
weekend in the Warhawk Invitational&#13;
at Whitewater&#13;
Saturday, after winnfflg the&#13;
Wisconsin Intercollt:gic1 te&#13;
Championships here Saturday.&#13;
In the Warhawk meet ahead of·&#13;
the Rangers, Whitewater and&#13;
Marquette, top finishers in last&#13;
Saturday's meet, will again be&#13;
there, along with Northern&#13;
Michigan.&#13;
continued on pg. 12&#13;
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THE PARKSIDE RANGER December I, 197' 11&#13;
F entinist hank.&#13;
credi union f ornte&#13;
byHelain La J'&#13;
In the beginning th m n' ban&#13;
measured amount of discrimina ·on ·h 1t c&#13;
business there. x discrimination t th F t&#13;
'ew York, and the Colorado Femin' Fed 1 Cr 1t Union&#13;
in Denv r.&#13;
Femini t busin - are a recent de\· opm t. Th&#13;
Bank opened in October 1975. There are 23 worn&#13;
working at the bank and the board of direct boa&#13;
cast.&#13;
A spokeswoman at the ban reported that many of irsl Worn '&#13;
depositors have experienced discrimination at other bankl institutions.&#13;
In one case, a couple ·a in-.-olv din a di\•or ion and&#13;
held eparate accounts at different ban . The husband' la 'Y&#13;
able to obtain information about h 'fe's count h inf cl, t&#13;
~ onnation should have been confidential, sh id. .&#13;
Similar incidents led to the establishment of a femin t credit wtl&#13;
in Denver. The CFFCU began orking for federal authorization more&#13;
than a year ago, and received their federal charter in y. The credit&#13;
union finally opened its doors August 5.&#13;
"I think women aero the country are realWn that b&#13;
hand are better than bras burned" said Jackie St. Joan, p t of&#13;
the credit union earlier this year. The credit union is one of 13 hlch&#13;
have been established across the country sin th found' th&#13;
Detroit Feminist Federal Credit Union (DFFCU) in 1973. The OF CU&#13;
is serving as amodelfor the credit union in Dem; r.&#13;
Donna Good, a member of the credit union, it pla of&#13;
resort. ''Women don'tcometousaft.er bad ®als, they come to u ft&#13;
no deals at all." said Good. A woman who is 35 and wunarl'.ied tands&#13;
poor chance of obtaining credit, and as a r ult, the credit union&#13;
seen as a way out for such women who appl for loans.&#13;
There are few basic differences between "establishm nt" ban&#13;
institutions and the feminist effort., ImportanUy, howev , many&#13;
"establishment" banks rapid repayment of loans by char ing a&#13;
Women's Bank and the CFFCU do not penalize for early repayment.&#13;
The CFFCU is tagged "The Common Woman' Altemativ "and&#13;
its name derives from a feminist poem by Judy Grahn: "I r It to&#13;
you - I swear it on my common woman's head -The common&#13;
as common as a loaf of bread - and will rise - and ill becom tro&#13;
swear it to you."&#13;
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6tued ~boppe&#13;
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10 am. - 4 pm&#13;
o vorety of your candy&#13;
and nut fovorties old&#13;
the old-fashioned way&#13;
BRIDGi&#13;
the&#13;
generation&#13;
gap!&#13;
SOME BRIDGE MIX!&#13;
Only 95• /half pound&#13;
LOCATED IN UNION BIZARRE&#13;
12 THE PARKSIDE RANGER December 8. 1976&#13;
Gruner-,.-.,..-...l..l.-.---&#13;
"Anybody collid leke Ibla&#13;
meet," uId Coed! Jim KodI.&#13;
, orlbenI Web'San bad alllrOJC&#13;
1eaJD and aIaDIl with !be olben,&#13;
lben sbouId be IQIDe ~&#13;
cmJP8tiliCla."&#13;
ParUIde tDla11ed 14 points in&#13;
tile ..... meet, followed II)' OWWblle&#13;
.. ter with 78 and&#13;
IIa'quelle with 1I\lI. WhItewater&#13;
_ fawred for tile team lIl1e,&#13;
wIImInIl !be meet Iut y_.&#13;
FN'leeD teama fnm around !be&#13;
Ilate ... entered.&#13;
''11IIa was rather a atIrrinIl&#13;
adM.8lDlllt for us lo win a&#13;
t.ournamenl 01suell caUber," aaId&#13;
KodI. "It's me 01 !be bUll&#13;
vic:llJriea fer ParUIde."&#13;
0tIler team ecorea Included&#13;
OW.Qabkoab, 33'&gt;0, UW·&#13;
P\etlevUle, 28'&gt;0; OW-Slevens&#13;
PotDl, 23; OW·La CnJaae, 22'&gt;0;&#13;
CamlII, 18'0; OW-Ml1waukee, 8&#13;
and Gateway, 1.&#13;
0lIlalandinIl individual in lbe&#13;
meet was 1\anIl" Bob Gnmer,&#13;
acJMvinll !be moat pins in !be&#13;
leul amollnl of Ume; five&#13;
mbulea, _en aeeonda. II wu&#13;
!be flrallime a Parkllde wrestler&#13;
baa been named Olltatandlng&#13;
IndIvldllalin !be flve year bIslory&#13;
01 !be tournament&#13;
GI'IIIleI"pinned Pele Hartzhlem&#13;
01 OW-WhItewater in 2:41lo win&#13;
!be champlonablp al 150 pOllnda.&#13;
The Ranger bad traUed&#13;
WhItewater by 11 polnla golDl&#13;
lnlo !be lInaIa cmtnIl !be evening&#13;
.-Ian, but came back lo take aU&#13;
five cbampionsblp matcbes,&#13;
wtaIe !be Warbawks lost tbeir&#13;
matches.&#13;
Parkslde champions, in additlon&#13;
to Gruner were Dan&#13;
O'Connell beallng Fred T0wnsend&#13;
of WhItewater, 11-1at 126;&#13;
Scoll Hintz over Kevin Morin of&#13;
Marqlletle, ~2 at 134; Bl!!&#13;
Lynch ~ Bob Waldon&#13;
01 carroll 111-8at 167; and John&#13;
Gale wInninIl over Marquette's&#13;
Dan Hennam, 7", at 198.&#13;
RllIl Zmuda was tbird at 177&#13;
and IlouIl AndrewsId finished&#13;
fOllrlb at 167 for !be Rangers.&#13;
"I was pleued to win Ibis&#13;
tournament," stated Koch. HOur&#13;
champions displayed great individual&#13;
alre~, but I feel&#13;
-.-at olb.-s 'CIIII do better tban&#13;
!bey did."&#13;
Parkslde bad won Ibis tournament&#13;
fer lbe second lime in lbe&#13;
past three years.&#13;
ThIa season lbe Rangers bave&#13;
three all district performers&#13;
returning from last year, including&#13;
junior o'Connell from&#13;
Mazomanie; sopbomore Gruner&#13;
fnm Genoa City; and sophomore&#13;
Gate, a graduale of Kenosha&#13;
Tremper.&#13;
Gruner placed fourlb in lbe&#13;
nallonal NAIA meet and became&#13;
Parkside's fifth all-American&#13;
w1lb a ~11}.1 record. Gale was&#13;
One of the Mld.est's&#13;
Most Complete&#13;
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the winning est fresbman in&#13;
Ranger history at 244-1.&#13;
In addition to Hintz, Andrewski,&#13;
Lynch and Zmuda,&#13;
others on the squad are Dean&#13;
Quam, Tony Apostoll and Tony&#13;
UiCoursi .. e, 118; Jesse Mac&#13;
Dougal, 134, Cliff Smith,&#13;
142; Rick Kubiak and Lee&#13;
Shifere, 158; Mike Huettl,&#13;
167; and Mike Gtasman and&#13;
Greg Graziano, heavyweight.&#13;
UlBCII Koch will add five more&#13;
strong wrestlers lo his squad&#13;
alter lllristmas, who will be&#13;
available next semester. They&#13;
are Dave Wagner, steve Ui&#13;
Count, John Weller, Terry&#13;
Rysewyk, and Rick Uinger.&#13;
Basketball loses&#13;
by Jean Tenuta&#13;
Parkslde's basketball squad&#13;
returns from a three game road&#13;
trip lo play St. Norbert here&#13;
tonight at 7:30 p.m, but will leave&#13;
again for games Saturday at&#13;
Montana state and Tuesday at&#13;
OW-Platteville.&#13;
The Rangers faced three tough&#13;
competitors, Texas-EI Paso, New&#13;
Mexico and Nebraska-Qrnaha.&#13;
Although they had a height&#13;
advantage, Parkside was outrun&#13;
and outrebounded, 57-53 by the&#13;
Texans. El Paso led 42-27 at the&#13;
half.&#13;
The Rangers also had folli&#13;
troubles as leading socr&#13;
Leartha Scott left the Il8IIIe ,,:&#13;
10'k minutes of lime rem'!n!&#13;
stevie King, Joe Foots ~.&#13;
Lonnie Lewis were also ~&#13;
out. Four other players picked&#13;
three follis each. lip&#13;
Ron Jones of UTEP was 1be&#13;
game's leading scorer w1lb 21.&#13;
Scott was high for Parkside W\lb&#13;
15 points..&#13;
The team l06t Iaal Thuraday&#13;
to UTEP, 92-li6.&#13;
The Miners look a 2O-C lead&#13;
early in the first half and&#13;
Parkside never came claIe to&#13;
.getting back in the game.&#13;
Varsity swim team started&#13;
Thirteen men bave reported lo&#13;
practices for UW-Parkside's first&#13;
men's varsity Swimming Team,&#13;
according to Coach Barbara&#13;
UiWSOD.The men's swimming&#13;
program has lunclloned under&#13;
Uiwson since the pool was builtin&#13;
19'13, but it operated on a college&#13;
club level.&#13;
"We e:q&gt;ectlo do welllbis year,&#13;
better than most first-year&#13;
teams, It said Lawson.• "Our&#13;
schedule includes many of the&#13;
schools we swam against last&#13;
year while achieving a 6-8 record.&#13;
The men are working harder than&#13;
ever in hopes of beating the rest."&#13;
Upperclass team members&#13;
woo swam on the previous clubs&#13;
include junior Co-captains Rich&#13;
Kwas and Dennis Steeves&#13;
(Racine Case); and sophomores&#13;
Keith Krueger (Racine Horllck),&#13;
Mark Flynn (Racine Park), Rick&#13;
Lopes (Wilmot) and Kevin&#13;
Nelson (Kenosha Tremper).&#13;
Newcomers include senior&#13;
Steve Poniatowski (Racine Park)&#13;
and fresbmen Jim Ferraro and&#13;
Don Ling (Kenosha Bradford),&#13;
Rick Haas (Racine Horllck), Bob&#13;
WUbershide and Mike Nelsen&#13;
(Racine Case) and Mihran&#13;
Gaghlnjian (Erevan, Armenia).&#13;
Paced by Ferraro, who&#13;
received a special award for&#13;
breaking the most school records&#13;
while at Bradford, the freestyle&#13;
SJrinla and relay will be handled&#13;
by Kwas, Wilbershide, and either&#13;
1\&#13;
1\&#13;
1\&#13;
,/&#13;
ADVISING WEEK&#13;
NEEDS YOUI&#13;
December 8-14th&#13;
Information available at:&#13;
1. Library Circulation Desk&#13;
2. IlIfonnation Kiosk LLC D-Ievel&#13;
3. Main Level Concourse Greenquist&#13;
Nelson, Flynn or Lopes. Haas and&#13;
Nelson will be added to the 200,&#13;
while Lopes and Wilbershide take&#13;
over the 500 and 1000 evenls.&#13;
Ling and Nelsen will also see&#13;
action in the 50 and lOll, but&#13;
Gaghlnjian should be a tough&#13;
condender in the 50 when he gels&#13;
in shape after having played this&#13;
fall on UW-P's district championship&#13;
soccer team. He also&#13;
played water polo for five years&#13;
on Armenia's national team.&#13;
In the specialties, there are a&#13;
lot of multi-talensls: Krueger in&#13;
the Inidividual Medley (1M)&#13;
backstroke, and butterfly;&#13;
Sleeves in the 1M, back and&#13;
breast; Haas in the breast, fly or&#13;
1M; Kwas and Ferraro as&#13;
possiblilities in the 1Mor fly; and&#13;
Nelson in the breast.&#13;
The diving events will be&#13;
covered by Herb DeGroot or&#13;
Bryan SpalIa (Racine Park), Don&#13;
or Gary Zsk (Kenosha Bradford)&#13;
or Bob Fritz (Racine Horlick)&#13;
who will join the team second&#13;
semester.&#13;
"Coming off their coed learn&#13;
finish of ninth place in the&#13;
Parkside Ranger Relays on&#13;
November 19,the men's team is&#13;
really high," Coach Uiwson said.&#13;
HThere were many personal&#13;
records set, and sometimes&#13;
achieved that were only tenths&#13;
away from personal records.&#13;
lithe men are at a peak in&#13;
motivation--something they&#13;
PE hours&#13;
announced&#13;
The Physical Education&#13;
Department has released hours&#13;
the Phy. Ed. building will be open&#13;
for the months of December and&#13;
January.&#13;
,Regular hours are 8:30 a,m.-&#13;
9:30p.m. Monday thru Thursday,&#13;
8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday and&#13;
Saturday and 6-9:30 p.m. on&#13;
Sundays. The pool will be&#13;
available from II a.m.-l p.m.&#13;
Monday thru Saturday and 6;,»-9&#13;
p.m. Sunday thru Wednesaay.&#13;
Exceptions will he made for&#13;
needed after two months of&#13;
practices to get the macbine ill&#13;
gear for the first home meet CIIl&#13;
December 2 against UW.&#13;
Milwaukee, George WUllllllls&#13;
and Illinois Institute of&#13;
Technology, all three of wbIcb&#13;
bave heaten the Rangers 10 the&#13;
past." Highlighting the flrsl&#13;
semester is a new meet, tile&#13;
"Hawk Relays" at llT where tile&#13;
Rangers sbould surprise !IOIIIIl ol&#13;
their traditional foes.&#13;
In January the team will meet&#13;
cross-town rival Carlbage, III&#13;
event looked forward to by blIIIl&#13;
swimmers and coaches. '\'be&#13;
team will be working toward tile&#13;
llT Invitational ChampkllllIdp&#13;
Meet-a meet for no~onfel:_'e&#13;
affiliated schools-to be beId III&#13;
February. This is another fInI.&#13;
year meet and will feature e'ftIlIa&#13;
normaIly reserved for the NAJA&#13;
Championship Meet.&#13;
During the entire season,&#13;
several individuals will be tryq&#13;
lo qualify for the NAIA National&#13;
Swimming and Diving· Chsmpionships&#13;
to be held at Soutbwell&#13;
Minnesola in March. Parbide&#13;
will be able to send men fw tile&#13;
first lime now because of tile&#13;
change to varsity status.&#13;
The publlc is invited lo all bome&#13;
meets which are held in&#13;
Parkside's eight-lane pool 10 \be&#13;
Physical Education BuUdlng.&#13;
There is no admission charge.&#13;
Physical Education classes and&#13;
athletic teams using the&#13;
faci1il1es.&#13;
The building will be ctoeed&#13;
December 8 and 19for gradusliGD&#13;
ceremonies. During the periocI of&#13;
December 2G-23,The bul1dlnllwill&#13;
be open from 8:30 a.m.-4:30 pJIL&#13;
it will be between the 28 lbrU Ibe&#13;
30. The building will close f.&#13;
Christmas between the 24 and f1&#13;
and for New Year's December 31&#13;
thru January 4, when regular&#13;
building hours will resume.&#13;
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12 THE PARKSIDE RANGER December 8, 1976&#13;
Grune:r-,on!-nuedfr-ompg.-11 ----&#13;
'Anybody could take this&#13;
meet,'' said Coach Jim Koch.&#13;
" orthem Michigan had a strong&#13;
team and along with the others,&#13;
there should be some interesting&#13;
competition."&#13;
Parkside totalled 84 points in&#13;
the state meet, followed by UWWhite&#13;
ater with 78 and&#13;
Marquette with 69'h. Whitewater&#13;
was favored for the team title,&#13;
wiMlng the meet last year.&#13;
Fourteen teams from around the&#13;
state were entered.&#13;
''This was rather a stirring&#13;
achievement for us to win a&#13;
tournament of such caliber," said&#13;
Koch. "It's one of the biggest&#13;
victorie for Park.side."&#13;
into the finals during the evening&#13;
ses.gon, but came back to take all&#13;
five championship matches,&#13;
while the Warhawks lost their&#13;
matches.&#13;
Park.side champions, in addition&#13;
to Gruner were Dan&#13;
O'Connell beating Fred Townsend&#13;
of Whitewater, 8-1 at 126;&#13;
Scott Hintz over Kevin Morin of&#13;
Marquette, 5-2 at 134; BJ!!&#13;
Lynch demolishing Bob Waldon&#13;
of Carroll 18-6 at 167; and John&#13;
Gale winning over Marquette's&#13;
Dan Hennann, 7-6, at 198.&#13;
Ron Zmuda was third at 177&#13;
and Doug Andrewski finished&#13;
fourth at 167 for the Rangers.&#13;
the winningest freshman in&#13;
Ranger history at 24-5-1.&#13;
In addition to Hintz, Andrewski,&#13;
Lynch and Zmuda,&#13;
others on the squad are Dean&#13;
Quam, Tony Apostoli and Tony&#13;
LaCoursiere, 118; Jesse Mac&#13;
Doμgal,_ 134 , Cliff Smith,&#13;
142; Rick Kubiak and Lee&#13;
Shifere, 158; Mike Huettl,&#13;
167; and Mike Glasman and&#13;
Greg Graziano, heavyweight.&#13;
U&gt;ach Koch will add five more&#13;
strong wrestlers to his squad&#13;
after Christmas, who will be&#13;
available next semester. They&#13;
are Dave Wagner, steve La&#13;
Count, John Welter, Terry&#13;
Rysewyk, and Rick Langer.&#13;
Basketball loses&#13;
by Jean Tenuta&#13;
Parkside's basketball squad&#13;
returns from a three game road&#13;
trip to play St. Norbert here&#13;
tonight at 7: 30 p.m. but will leave&#13;
again for games Saturday at&#13;
Montana state and Tuesday at&#13;
UW-Platteville. .&#13;
The Rangers faced three tough&#13;
competitors, Texas-El Paso, New&#13;
Mexico and Nebraska-Omaha.&#13;
Although they had a height&#13;
advantage, Parkside was outrwi&#13;
and outrebounded, 57-53 by the&#13;
Texans. El Paso led 42-27 at the&#13;
half.&#13;
The Rangers also had foul&#13;
troubles as leading socrer&#13;
Leartha Scott left the game With&#13;
10½ _minu~s of time remaining&#13;
stev1e King, · Joe Foots Ind&#13;
Lonnie Lewis were also fouled&#13;
out. Four other players picked&#13;
three fouls each. Up&#13;
Ron Jones of UTEP was the&#13;
game's leading scorer With 24&#13;
Scott was high for Parkside With&#13;
15 points..&#13;
The team lost last Thursday&#13;
to UTEP, 92-56.&#13;
The Miners took a 20-6 lead&#13;
early in the first half and&#13;
Parkside never came close to&#13;
getting back in the game.&#13;
Other team scores included&#13;
UW-Oshko h, 33¼, UWPlatl&#13;
ville, 28½; UW-Stevens&#13;
int. 23; UW-La Crosse, 22½:&#13;
Carroll, 18 ; UW-Milwaukee, 6&#13;
d Gateway, 1.&#13;
Outstanding individual Ul the&#13;
meet as Ranger Bob Gruner,&#13;
"I was pleased to win this&#13;
tournament," stated Koch. "Our&#13;
champions displayed great individual&#13;
strength, but I feel&#13;
several others-can do better than&#13;
they did."&#13;
Parkside had won this tournament&#13;
for the second time in the&#13;
past three years.&#13;
Varsity swim team , started&#13;
hi vin the mo t pins in the&#13;
I a t mount of Ume: five&#13;
minute , ven seconds. It was&#13;
th Ur t Um a Parkside wrestler&#13;
n nam d outstanding&#13;
lnchvidual in th five year history&#13;
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Grun pinned Pete Hartzhiem&#13;
of UW-Whitewater in 2:41 to win&#13;
th championship at 150 pounds.&#13;
The Ranger had trailed&#13;
Whit water by U points going&#13;
This season the Rangers have&#13;
three all district performers&#13;
returning from last year, including&#13;
junior O'Connell from&#13;
Mazomanie; sophomore Gruner&#13;
from Genoa City; and sophomore&#13;
Gale, a graduate of Kenosha&#13;
Tremper.&#13;
Gruner placed fourth in the&#13;
national NAIA meet and became&#13;
Parkside's fifth all-American&#13;
with a 23-10..1 record. Gale was&#13;
One of the Midwest's&#13;
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Thirteen men have reported to&#13;
practices for UW-Parkside's first&#13;
men's varsity Swimming Team,&#13;
according to Coach Barbara&#13;
Lawson. The men's swimming&#13;
program has functioned under&#13;
Lawson since the pool was built in&#13;
1973, but it operated on a college&#13;
club level.&#13;
"We expectto do well this year,&#13;
better than most first-year&#13;
teams," said Lawson . • "Our&#13;
schedule includes many of the&#13;
schools we swam against last&#13;
year while achieving a 6-8 record.&#13;
The men are working harder than&#13;
ever in hopes of beating the rest.''&#13;
Upperclass team members&#13;
wtio swam on the previous clubs&#13;
include junior Co-captains Rich&#13;
Kwas and Dennis Steeves&#13;
( Racine Case); and sophomores&#13;
Keith Krueger (Racine Horlick),&#13;
Mark Flynn (Racine Park), Rick&#13;
Lopes {Wilmot) and Kevin&#13;
Nelson (Kenosha Tremper).&#13;
Newcomers include senior&#13;
Steve Poniatowski {Racine Park)&#13;
and freshmen Jim Ferraro and&#13;
Don Ling (Kenosha Bradford),&#13;
Rick Haas {Racine Horlick), Bob&#13;
Wtlbershide and Mike Nelsen&#13;
(Racine Case) and Mihran&#13;
Gaghinjian (Erevan, Armenia).&#13;
Paced by Ferraro, who&#13;
received a special award for&#13;
breaking the most school records&#13;
while at Bradford, the freestyle&#13;
sprints and rel_ay will be handled&#13;
by Kwas, Wilbershide, and either&#13;
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Nelson, Flynn or Lopes. Haas and&#13;
Nelson will be added to the 200,&#13;
while Lopes and Wilbershide take&#13;
over the 500 and 1000 events.&#13;
Ling and Nelsen will also see&#13;
action in the 50 and 100, but&#13;
Gaghinjian should be a tough&#13;
condender in the 50 when he gets&#13;
in shape after having played this&#13;
fall on UW-P's district championship&#13;
soccer team. He also&#13;
played water polo for five years&#13;
on Armenia's national team.&#13;
In the specialties, there are a&#13;
lot of multi-talensts: Krueger in&#13;
the Inidividual Medley (IM)&#13;
backstroke, and butterfly;&#13;
steeves in the Thf, back and&#13;
breast; Haas in the breast, fly or&#13;
IM; Kwas and Ferraro as&#13;
possiblilities in the IM or fly; and&#13;
Nelson in the breast.&#13;
The diving events will be&#13;
covered by Herb DeGroot or&#13;
Bryan Spalla ( Racine Park), Don&#13;
or Gary Zak (Kenosha Bradford)&#13;
or Bob Fritz (Racine Horlick)&#13;
who will join the team second&#13;
semester.&#13;
"Coming off their coed team&#13;
finish of ninth place in the&#13;
Parkside Ranger Relays on&#13;
November 19, the men's team is&#13;
really high," Coach Lawson said.&#13;
"There were many personal&#13;
records set, and sometimes&#13;
achieved that were only tenths&#13;
away from personal records.&#13;
"The men are at a peak in&#13;
motivation--something they&#13;
needed after two months of&#13;
practices to get the machine in&#13;
gear for the first home meet on&#13;
December 2 against UWMilwaukee,&#13;
George Williams&#13;
and Illinois Institute of&#13;
Technology, all three of which&#13;
have beaten the Rangers in the&#13;
past." Highlighting the first&#13;
semester is a new meet, the&#13;
"Hawk Relays" at IIT where the&#13;
Rangers should surprise some of&#13;
their traditional foes.&#13;
In January the team will meet&#13;
cross-town rival Carthage, an&#13;
event looked forward to by both&#13;
swimmers and coaches. The&#13;
team will be working toward the&#13;
IIT Invitational Championship&#13;
Meet-a meet for non-conference&#13;
affiliated schools-to be held in&#13;
February. This is another firstyear&#13;
meet and will feature eventa&#13;
normally reserved for the NAIA&#13;
Championship Meet.&#13;
During the entire season,&#13;
several individuals will be trying&#13;
to qualify for the NAIA National&#13;
Swimming and Diving · Championships&#13;
to be held at Southwest&#13;
Minnesota in March. Parkside&#13;
will be able to send men for the&#13;
first time now because of the&#13;
change to varsity status.&#13;
The public is invited to all home&#13;
meets which are held in&#13;
Parkside's eight-lane pool in the&#13;
Physical Education Building.&#13;
There is no admission charge.&#13;
PE hours&#13;
announced&#13;
The Physical Education&#13;
Department has released hours&#13;
the Phy. Ed. building will be open&#13;
for the months of December and&#13;
January.&#13;
Regular hours are 8:30 a.m.-&#13;
9:30p.m. Monday thru Thursday,&#13;
8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday and&#13;
Saturday and 6-9:30 p.m. on&#13;
Sundays. The pool will be&#13;
available from 11 a.m.-1 p.m.&#13;
Monday thru Saturday and s.ao-9&#13;
p.m. Sunday thru Wednesaay.&#13;
Exceptions will be made for&#13;
Physical Education classes and&#13;
athletic teams using the&#13;
facilities.&#13;
The building will be closed&#13;
December 8 and 19 for graduation&#13;
ceremonies. During the period of&#13;
December 20.23, The building will&#13;
be open from 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.ro.&#13;
it will be between the 28 thrU the&#13;
30. The building will close for&#13;
Christmas between the 24 and 'll&#13;
and for New Year's December 31&#13;
thru January 4, when regular&#13;
building hours will resume.&#13;
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