1 10 8 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/a68ddabf8ded75332aca851823a5efe1.pdf 9b9122c307a2587c8d812d11f6a24fed Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Tubes interview Page 8 » Baseball Page 12 Woodstock remembered Page 7 Space Shuttle "Discovery9 has a Parkside connection The space shuttle Discovery, which went into orbit last Friday, has a strong Parkside connection. The shuttle is carrying an experiment designed by Keith Ward, a former Parkside chemistry professor and Mary Ann Perozzo, a 1983 chemistry graduate. Perozzo, 23, is a research assistant at the U.S Naval Laboratory in Washington, D.C. and Ward is a research biophysicist in that lab. Their experiment involves the growth of protein crystals in a weightless environment. The crystals were isolated by the researchers in the bioluminescent marine jellyfish, a species common to the world's oceans. Keith Ward It is hoped that the weightless environment will facilitate the growth of the crystals and make them easier to study. Perozzo said the two researchers are hoping to get the experiment back within a week. Since the crystals will grow more perfectly in a low gravity environment, she said, they will not only be able to study the structure of protein, which requires the proteiq to be in a crystal form, but they will also be able to study crystal development and growth. Ward, who taught chemistry at Parkside from 1976 to 1984, has been working on the experiment in Washington since October. Perozzo, who taught chemistry lab last semster, has been with the lab as Ward's assistant for several months. David Beach named Director of new advising center Thursday, April 18, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 27 by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor David Beach, associate professor of Psychology, has been named Interim Director of Advising an d Orientation for the newly developed Advising Center located in WLLC D-174 in th e former Career Resource Center. The Advising Center, which was established by the Faculty Senate last fall, will serve students who are admitted to Parkside under "conditional" status, which requires prescriptive advising. Beach said the Center will probably be operational to a limited extent in the fall semester. "I would like to contribute to student success at Parkside. Success, I feel, includes grades, but it goes f ar beyond. I hope to provide encouragement to students, prod them to think further and to explore and experience the full range of undergraduate education. I feel that if in a student's mind the classroom experience is more than 50 percent of their education, then that student is not getting an education. It's too seductive for students, faculty and staff to put on such a > conceptual blinder that they lose sight of the more general purpose and direction, to the detriment of all involved," said Beach. Beach is currently working on developing a steering committee for the Advising Center, as well as putting together a budget. "I am also developing some ways to invol- David Beach ve counselor, students, and various other groups, such as financial aids, in the Advising Center," said Beach. ' The Career Resource Center materials are now located in the Career Planning and Placement Office, WLLC D-173. Info counter opened on Concourse An academic information counter has been opened on the WLLC concourse across from the Library/Learning Center. The counter is staffed by Student Services personnel who will answer questions about enrollment and will refer students to staff, faculty or other campus or community resources. "The idea is to put ourselves and some of the services we provide more directly in front of the students. Staff felt that being in a highly visible and accessible location would make it easier for students to approach us and get information they need. A lot of s tudents may have questions or want more information about such things as general degree requirements, adding and dropping classes, registration, placement tests and many other things," said Stuart Rubner, Director of Community Student Services. Rubner said that after staffing the counter for only a few days this week, it is obvious, by t he number of students who have sought infor- Two phones have been installed at the counter — o ne is available for students to make quick on-campus calls or in the community, and another for staff to use to gather requested information or make referrals. „ The counter will be staffed in the morning and early afternoons and then again in late afternoon and. evening. A counselor is also on duty in WLLC D-175 Student Services office from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. daily andi to 4:30 p.m. on Friday. , J Up on a roof - The leaky roof of the Concourse walkway, which overlooks Inner Loop Road, is getting a needed repair job. Guskin discusses issues by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Chancellor Alan E. Guskin discussed the housing proposal, engineering accreditation and the catchup pay plan at the Open Forum on Monday. An aud ience member asked Guskin to explain the rationale for senior citizen housing which was part of the on-campus housing development proposal. "The marketing survey has shown that the current demand for senior housing is such that we're going to put the plan on the back burner for now. I do feel, though, that this project could benefit the university. Universities are prime places for the elderly. Elder Hostel programs have been very successful at other campuses. It would be exciting to serve that type of population at Parkside. We have also recently found that the market is not right yet for the married student housing. The price estimates for apartments are not consistent with what students indicated they would pay for rent when asked in a survey. Our present plan is to develop traditional student apartments for 300 to 350 students with six people per suite, two double and two singles. This plan is consistent to the original layout plan for Parkside. What makes this housing proposal unique is that it will be funded by private money and not funded by the state," said Guskin. When asked when the housing is projected to be completed, Guskin said, "If the Board of Regents approves the proposal in June, and I Continued on page 2 . . - t /DO YOU DIFFER WITH PRESIDENT REAGAN ON <RY . ANYTHING V WELL ^ ' I THINK T HAT MAROON TIE OF HIS WITH THE BLUE STRIPES IS L TOO WIDE... /"T WELL ^ DQ YOU DIFFER ' WITH PRESIDENT REAGAN ON ANYTHING «P THERE IS THAT T IE. 2 Thursday, April 18,1985 Editorial Remember the Holocaust by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor In the period between 1933 and 1945, more than 29 million people were killed. Six million of them were killed because they were Jewish. On Monday, the film "To Bear Witness" was shown on campus. The film was developed by the United States Holocaust Memorial Council. Chancellor Alan Guskin commented before the film began, "We must never forget — not only Jews but every person — we must remember that this holocaust happened in one of the 'civilized' countries of the world. It is the best indication that intelligence and rational learning is not enough in educating people — we must also deal with our values of social justice, of commitment to a humane and just society. "Will a holocaust be repeated? Maybe not in the same grotesque manner as in Nazi Germany. But there are the 'killing fields' of Cambodia, the massacres in Africa, the wanton killing in almost every part of the globe. "People massacre others when they believe that the other is nonhuman or sub-human. What we must never forget is that all human beings of whatever beliefs, of whatever background, of whatever ethnicity, of whatever conditions, remain human beings and must be given the humane treatment, the same potential for hope, and to have the same ability to achieve a sense of integrity." "To Bear Witness" focused in on events throughout the holocaust period, the applicaton of anti-Semitic laws, Kristallnacht (the Night of the Broken Glass when anti-Semitic attacks took place in Germany and Austria), the deportation of 300,000 Jews from the Warsaw Ghetto to •Treblinka, the liquidation of the Warsaw Ghetto, the constant extermination of the Jewish population. The film brings out the concept that it was no longer a question of how one hopes to survive in the Nazi world, but for a Jew it became a question of how one chose to die. You could go down easy, just take it and die, or you could go down . more honorably, fightinbg, even though the chance for survival seemed unreachable. At one point in the film, the speaker comments that it was not a matter of "Hitler being so evil, but that millions had not the courage to be good." When liberation finally came, after the invasion by the Allied Forces, there may have been some cheering at the camps, but by then, for a lot of prisoners of the camps, it was too late. They had gone past the point of malnutrition and hunger, abuse and suffering to merely hanging on to be able to die in freedom. For some that was all the hope there was... Letter to the Editor Faith healing a reality To the Editor: This letter is addressed to all people who have always wanted to see God move in a mighty way. If you are a Christian and are a fan of the Christian talk show PTL •Club, then you know what I'm talking about. So many people have ridiculed the teachings of the Bible without really knowing what those teachings are. In most cases their understanding is limited only to what they have learned in their denominational Sunday School: man-made doctrine presented as Bible teaching. The Bible says in Heb. 11:6 that without faith it is impossible to please God. Without faith does not mean being a certain denominational member. Many churches teach Biblical salvation, but don't know a thing about Biblical healings or the devil or speaking with npw tongues. There is a church in Dallas started eight years ago by a man and his wife who hungered to know God. They had a successful ministry of preaching and teaching God's word. The man's name is Bob Tilton. Two years ago Bob Tilton had a vision where he saw the word of God being beamed up to a satellite, and the satellite literally rained it back down on the North American continent and around the world. If y ou did see PTL Club this past Sunday, April 14 marked the 45th night of God's miracle healing revival. Miracles by the thousands have taken place all around the world. Many, many healings of cancer and back problems — even short legs grow to full length at the command of Jesus' name. You say, "Yea, that's all set up. They have a few people shout 'Hal- , **t Continued on Page 8 RANGER by Kari Dixon Nobody asked me, but I am sick of Cyndi Lauper and Madonna being billed as the epitome of the "new woman" in popular music. While Lauper has more artistic depth than the sex kitten Madonna, both come up short when compared to the singers of the 70's like Patti Smith, Janice Ian and Joni Mitchell. But the new woman of the 80's dies completely in comparison to the female singers of the 60's, including Grace Slick, Tina Turner, and especially Janis Joplin. Joplin, quite simply, brought misery into popular music. She incorporated her love of the blues style of Bessie Smith into a type of popular music that no one has yet to recreate. In between little phrases of wisdom like "If you've got it today, you don't wear it tomorrow because tomorrow never happens," and "If you got a cat for one day, man, you got to call that love." She sang (and I mean sang) songs that dripped with emotion, depression, booze and cigarette smoke. Today's new woman sings about nice things and worries about her clothes. Madonna sings about feeling "like a virgin," and Cyndi Lauper says profoundly that "Money changes everything." The albums are produced for mass commercial success, with the eye on the everpopular video that further pushes the artist to a visual rather than musical emphasis. And the contents of the songs themselves are totally different. The songs sung by Joplin had an Continued on Page 3 Guskin discusses issues at Open Forum Continued from page 1 think it will, then September 1987 is reasonable time for completion." A student asked Guskin why Parkside's Engineering Technology program has not yet been accredited. "I've been told since 1978 that the engineering program would receive accreditation and it still has not," said the student. The student also felt that non-accreditation was hurting students' chances to get jobs after graduation. Guskin said, "I am not in favor of specialized accreditation. This is a big debate at many campuses. In order to get accreditation, one group of faculty comes in and tries to determine if your program is desirable in relationship to some national criteria. What is important is, do the faculty and students in the institution think the program is desirable? It would be better if these groups would determine what the goals of the program in an institution are and see if those goals are being met. I'm not willing to let other campuses dictate what they think is desirable. It's too prescriptive. "I don't believe there is any evidence that states Parkside graduates are not getting jobs because the program is not accredited. If that is the case though, then our job is to convince businesses that we offer quality. Accreditation only whipsaws the campus. If there is a case to be made in favor of accreditation, then I would consider it, but I am wary about it. Accreditation also affects the balance of resources on a campus and those kinds of decisions should be made within the university," said Guskin. An audience member asked Guskin to elaborate on the status of the catch-up pay plan for faculty and academic staff. "Everyone has agreed to a plan which will give Madison 15 percent, Milwaukee 12 percent, cluster campuses, such as Parkside, 10 percent and academic staff 6 percent. There seems to be an indication that this plan will go. through," said Guskin. The Open Forum was sposored by the Ranger. Nobody asked me, but... U 9 •oO & Jennie Tunkieicz Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Jim Neibaur Rick Luehr Carol Kortendick Dave McEvoy Jill Whitney Nielsen. Andy Buchanan Wendy Westphal Pat Zirkelbach Brenda Buchanan. Editor Campus News Editor Community News Editor Feature Editor Asst. Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager .... Advertising Manager ... Distribution Manager Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Tim Brass, Kari Dixon, Steve OalMon. Kimberbe Krankfa, Steve Kratochvil, RobbLuehr, Joan Mattox, JnUe Pendleton, Bill Serpe PHOTOGRAPHERS Sue Baumann, Jay Crapser, Darryl Hahn, Kristine Odegard. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification p urposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publi cation Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content Quality quartet set for fall modules A one-credit course, Modules with Professional Associates (41- 391), will be offered either for credit or audit during the fall semester. Orientation will be held on Sept. 17. Following are descriptions of the modules: • Sept. 24 and Oct. 1: "A Small Business Experience: Creative Education Associates," presented by Carol Piggins, director of Creative Education Associates, and Kay Crimnungs Nordeen, its associate director. • Oct. 8 and 15: "Political Communication: Problems and Opportunities," presented by Peter Jansson, a lawyer in private practice. • Oct. 22 and 29: "Best Foot Forward," presented by Serge Logan, director of Corporate Social Responsibility for S.C. Johnson & Sons, Inc. (manufacturers of Johnson's Wax and other products) and James May, Corporate Public Relations Manager for the company. • Nov. 5 and 12: "A Day at an Ad Agency," by Richard Palmquist, president of Palmquist Creative Services, Inc. In addition to the modules, a project meeting and project presentation will be held on Nov. 29 and Dec. 10. These final sessions are mandatory for gaining credit. Students may choose three of the - four modules. Upon completion of the modules, a presentation, either written or oral, is due in order to receive credit for the class. "It's not a research paper," said Judy Logsdon Pugh, Coordinator of the Professional Associates Program. "Rather, it's a free-thinking paper that allows students to explore new ideas. "The point of the Professional Associates Program is to bring the academic and business world together," concluded Pugh. Nobody asked Continued from Page 2 assertiveness and independence about them. In "Bye, Bye Baby" she sings "I ain't got to wait on you/I've got lots of things I gotta do." In "Move Over" she says, "You say that it's over baby/You say that it's over now/But still you hang around/C'mon, why don't you move over?" Contrast the tone and meaning of those lyrics to Lauper's "Girls just want to have fun," and especially Madonna's "Material Girl" in which she proudly sings "The boy with the cold, hard cash is always Mr. Right." One starts to get the feeling that the shallowness and frivolousness are not accidents, but rather marketing tools to sell records and videos. Unfortunately, I think it's having a negative effect on the generation growing up with this music. The cause of the women's movement has probably been set back a few steps with the emergence of "new women" in music. It's very difficult to eradicate sexism, insensitivity and insincerity in this society of major cultural influences insist on perpetuating and exploiting women to make a buck. After musical pioneers like Turner, Slick and Joplin broke new ground twenty years ago, why are we regressing to a Connie Frances kind of female singer? Whatever the answer, Joplin is probably lucky not to be around to listen to the drivel produced today. Nevertheless, I wish she still was. UW-O displays atomic bomb The Atomic Bomb has been on display all week at UW-Oshkosh, the first time the bomb has ever been publicly displayed, as part of Nuclear Awareness Week at the school, sponsored by the UW-Oshkosh Student Association. Friday, April 19, marks the conclusion of the event and special events for the day include: • 12:30-2:30 p.m. — "Second Childhood Band" • 3 p.m. — Chancellor Penson will give an introductory speech • 3:15 — Address by Don Schwartz, UW-0 graduate and now assistant to a senator in charge of the Joint Economic Committee • 4 p.m. — Ad dress by Dr. Jeff Peterson, president of the Wisconsin Chapter of Physicians for Social Responsibility • 4:45 p.m. — G len Silver, producer/ director of the Academy Award-nominated films "The War at Home, "Nicaragua Today" and El Salvador: Another Vietnam" • 5:30 p.m. — "Fire and Ice" band. These events will be held at Shapiro Park, on the Fox River. All are encouraged to attend. Chamber Singers perform Sunday The Parkside Chamber Singers, directed by music professor Steven Powell and assisted by selected members of the Parkside Orchestra, will perform a concert at Grace Lutheran Church, 2006 2 0th St., Kenosha at 3 p.m. on Sunday, April 21. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $2 for others. In observance of the 300th anniversary of the birth of J.S. Bach, the cornerstone of the program will be a performance of B ach's Cantata No. 140 "Wachet Auf (Sleepers Awake)," one of his most famous cantatas. The 30-minute work, written in 1731, contains one of Bach's most well-known melodies, in the violins of the fourth movement, and two lovely duets to go with the beautiful choral movements. The program will also include a capella choral works by Brahms and Haydn and some Renaissance madrigals. The 10-member Parkside Chamber Singers is a select group that performs frequently throughout southeastern Wisconsin. Haberman wins scholarship The Parkside Association of Communicators announced that Natalie P. Haberman has been awarded the PAC Scholarship for Spring 1985. The PAC scholarship was established as a way of recognizing Communication majors who have made extraordinary and valuable contributions to the Communication program, PAC and the university as a whole. Winners must demonstrate excellence both within the classroom and in extracurricular activities. PAC feels that Haberman has done both. Some of her specific accomplishments include: secretary of PAC, member of the International Association of Business Communicators, Homecoming Queen for 1984-85, participant in the Women in Communication Program and staff writer for the Ranger. In addition to these accomplishments, PAC feels Haberman has been a vital and active force in planning and coordinating PAC activities which have benefited many different constituencies within the Parkside community. PAC is proud to have this opportunity to recognize her achievements in this way. Vopat to read from her novel Carol Vopat, associate professor of English, will read from her novel in progress, "The Cookie Stories," Monday, April 29 at 1 p.m. in CA 233. Refreshments will be served. Everyone is invited. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion b e c a u s e i t h a n d s y o u a predigested faith? If so. our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vttal denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. The n ew name of o ur congregation is: BRADfORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Universalis!) Woman's Club • 6028 Stti Ave. Rev. Tony la rsen. Minister *30 a.m. Services ft Sunday School Students maced in Madison UW-Madison campus police maced student CIA recruitment protestors on April 10 when the crowd attempted to cross a police line barring them from the interview location. The Daily Cardinal reported that about 200 students attended the protest at the Engineering Building where 13 students were interviewed for CIA jobs. At least three campus police officers sprayed mace at the crowd in an attempt to disperse the protest. Although campus regulations prohibit campus police from spraying mace above shoulder level, several students were injured do to having the irritant sprayed directly in their faces. Madison campus police have not used mace to control a demonstration since April 10, 1981, exactly five years from the recent incident. The Madison University Committee has agreed to listen to student concerns about CIA recruitment on Monday, April 22. IRS computer system problem The Internal Revenue Service may have trouble getting tax'refunds out before May. 30, when the government has to pay 13 percent interest on all unpaid refunds, the New York Times reported. The delays are mostly being caused by problems with the agency's new computer system, which was just installed. IRS officials say that according to an internal survey taken two weeks ago, the agency was 8 million returns behind. IRS Commissioner Roscoe L. Egger said the agency had "neither the experts nor the resources" to keep the agency's 20-year-old computer running while the new system was being tested. Also, the agency and Sperry, Inc., which manufactured the computers, did not run a full series of tests on the new system. Support in Nam questionable One-third of adult Americans questioned in an ABC News-Washington Post news poll did not know which side the United States supported in the Vietnam War, and more than half did not know what the war was about, Associated Press reported. Twelve percent of the 1,506 adults surveyed said incorrectly that the U.S. backed North Vietnam, and 21 percent answered that they didn't know which side the U.S. backed. In a companion poll of 1,249 Vietnam-era veterans, 61 percent responded that they had a clear idea of what the war was all about, while 37 percent said they did not know clearly what the war was about. When asked if American troops fought in a worthwhile war, 57 percent of the veterans said yes, compared to 41 percent in the other poll, while 37 percent of the veterans said the war was not worthwhile, compared to 55 percent in the general poll who concurred. COMPUTER SYSTEMS: If you're a computer science major, you'll want to be part of today's Air Force. We currently have openings in the Computer Systems areas for graduating seniors with a computer science or related degree. Talk to your Air Force recruiter about the advantages of being an Air Force officer. FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL: Capt. Bob Howald Toll Free 1-800-242-USAF On the leading edge of technology Student art show brings out winners A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impressive diversity of media including painting, sculpture, print-making, ceramics, drawing and weaving is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 2. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. on Tuesday and Thursday. Admission is free and open to the public. The exhibition includes 88 works selected from 180 entries by juror Nancy Hild, of Paste-Up, Etc., a commercial production art studio in Chicago. Hild, who holds an MFA degree from Indiana University in Bloomington, said that the Parkside show is "...outstanding. The range of media and the enormous talent demonstrated really is exceptional." Hild's main criterion for judging was the degree to which artists demonstrated strong aesthetic concepts and the success they had in articulating them. "I was looking for good ideas," she said. "And I found them. I had some tough choices to make." The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by Parkside's art discipline. It includes three cash awards and two honorable mentions as well as a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $50, was awarded to Lee Ann Basterash of Racine for a large oil painting titled "Subliminal Preference." The work is something of a modernized still \SW^SElN life, featuring flowing forms, lines and shapes of, for example, a desk lamp, a pocket calculator and a pair of scissors. The colors are striking, almost neon in intensity, with reds, blues and greens dominating. Basterash created the painting under the supervision of Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick. "Bessy Takes a Vacation," a penand- ink drawing by Susan Miller of Racine, was selected for both the $150 li brary purchase award and a $25 cash award. The drawing shows a beach scene on the French Riviera dominated by a sea of umbrellas, with people lounging in lawn chairs. Nestled improbably among all this is a woman sitting on a stool and milking a cow (presumably the "Bessy" of the title). The bovine's rump is turned toward the viewer. The introduction of the milking scene into a beach milieu produces a humorous and whimsical sense of incongruity. Miller created the drawing under the supervision of Parkside art professor David Holmes. A Trio of Superb Musicians Present FIRST CLASS FOLK Friday, April 26,1985 8:00 p.m. The Prairie Performing Arts Center 4050 Lighthouse Drive Racine,WI 53402 DALGLISH, LARSEN AND SUTHERLAND — have garnered widespread and enthusiastic praise from audiences throughout North America. They present an exhilarating blend of traditional and original music derived from various folk idioms performed on hammer, dulcimer, fiddle, flute, concertina, guitar, banjo, spoons and bones. Their repertoire ranges from Kentucky mountain dance tunes ' and Celtic reels to European folk melodies and 19th century riverboat songs. All Seats Reserved Tickets $6°° Adults S300 Students • Call 639- 3845 for Ticket Reservations Tickets also available at all Heritage Banks in R acine and Schmrtt Musk Store THE PRAIRIE SCHOOL SPONSORS BY cHeritageBank <-* ANomurr Award Recipient A n i n t a g l i o p r i n t t i t l e d "Perched," by Ken Kangas of Kenosha, was the other $25 cash award winner. (Last year Kangas won the first prize cash award.) The print shows a large parrot perched next to a window in a living room. The bird casts a wary eye on the viewer. Kangas makes skillful use of contrasts between light and dark, and between geometric and fluid shapes. He was supervised in the crea- ; pfc Best of Show tion of his print by Parkside art professor Douglas DeVinny. Winners of honorable mentions were a large acrylic painting titled "This Little Piggy," by William Greider of Racine, and an untitled ceramic sculpture by Michael Taylor of Kenosha. Greider's work is a startling blend of whimsy and peril. The painting shows an infant lying in bed next to its sleeping mother. The baby is smiling and wriggling happily, oblivious to a pack of mean-looking pigs clustered around the bed, their long snouts and beady eyes in some cases only inches from the baby's head. In the context of the painting, the pigs are merely images on wallpaper. But the threat seems real enough. Greider made the painting under Holmes' supervision. Taylor's serene ceramic sculpture boasts a variety of exquisite textures and colors. The refined, spherical piece has a smooth base and becomes progressively roughtextured toward the top. Colors include black, aquamarine and purple. Taylor created the work under the guidance of Parkside art lecturer Alex Mandli. All the entries in the show were created by Parkside students under the supervision of art faculty Rollin Jansky, John Murphy, DeVinny, Holmes, Bayuzick and Mandli. Artists entered and their media include: Ken Kangas (intaglio), Jane Soderquist (polyester resin), Joyce Ohlgart (print, colorgraph), Carmen Acosta (lithograph, grapmte), Gabriela Pettit (mixed media), Ann Kestell (lithograph, intaglio), Steve Sadowski (intaglio), Kathy Trentadue (acrylic), Laura Ambrose (stoneware), Anita Lura (clay), Marilyn Weschenefski (welded steel, porcelain), Jo Ann-Marie Blasi (intaglio, felt pen), Jennifer Gourdoux (dry point), Shawn Falduto (prismacolor), Brenda Buchanan (fiber), Susan Schimian (intaglio, watercolor, raku), Gary Weidner (lithograph, intaglio, welded steel), Sendee Houghton-Gardinier (lithograph), Colleen Tobin (lithograph), Lee Basterash (oil), Carol Bohn (oil, prismacolor). Barb Beck (intaglio), Gregory L. Carson (ceramics). Scott Ludwig (prismacolor, raku stoneware), Sue Pasch (pencil, oil), Rita Turner (ceramic, sawdust fired ceramic), Susan M. Miller (pen and ink, intaglio), Diane Caron (raku), Tami Bowman (pencil), Sue Nelson (clay slabs, clay,), Kathy Rider, (painted warp/weft lkat, earthenware), Terri Aaen (raku clay, stoneware). Amy Bernett (pit fired), Michael Taylor (stoneware), Dave Landre (clay), Rachel Klees (clay). Laura Bates iraku clay), Alice Johnson (pencil), Dan McKelvie (acrylic, oil), Christopher Dorf (intaglio), Michael Nitsch (lithograph), Stephen J. Vasy (steel, marble), Joyce Kiesling (intaglio, monoprint. lithograph), Tracy Travis (clay), Christine Sibilsky (pencil). Sarah Kotz-Andersen (pen and ink, pencil), John Zehren (encaustic), Karin Welke (acrylic, lithograph), William J. Greider (acrylic, lithograph), Dan Thomas (clay), Donald O'Hare (ceramic), Richard P. Kruse (acrylic), Eva J. Solarez (clay) and L. Pete Koilman (acrylic). Award Recipient Armenian genocide explored in presentation by Dr. Guroian Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College in Baltimore, Maryland, will give a free public talk on the Armenian genocide at 1 p.m. on Wednesday, April 24, in Union Room 106 at Parkside. Guroian's presentation, titled. "Collective Responsibility and Official Excuse-Making: The Case of the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians," is being organized by Parkside librarian Nazaly Bagdassian and history professor John Buenker. Guroian, whose visit here coincides with the 70th anniversary of the Armenian genocide, which began in 1915, also will speak that evening at the St. Mesrob Armenian Apostolic Church, 4605 Erie St., Racine. There will be a display on the genocide in the Parkside library from April 17 through April 30. Bagdassian said that between 1915 and 1923 some 1.5 million Armenians in Ottoman Turkey were slaughtered on orders of the Turkish government. Hundreds of thousands survived the massacre and w e r e t r a n s p l a n t e d a r o u n d t n e world. The Turkish government to this day refuses to acknowledge that the massacre ever occurred, she said. In conjunction with the 70th anniversary of the genocide, there will be rallies in cities around the world. One will be held in Washington, D.C. and will be attended by genocide survivors, their families and other persons of Armenian descent. It will feature exhibits, seminars and cultural events among other activities. The Armenian National Committee, headquartered in Washington, is strongly advocating the passage of a resolution, co-sponsored by Rep. Les Aspin (D-Wis.) that would make April 24 a "National Day of Remembrance of Man's Inhumanity to Man" with reference to the 1915 Armenian genocide, Bagdassian. Dr. Guroian presented a paper and was a participant at the International Conference on the Holocaust and Genocide, in Tel Aviv, Israel, in 1982. RANGER 5 Thursday, April 18,1985 Student Awards Banquet up and coming April 26 by Julie Pendleton Parkside will holds its sixth annual Student Awards Banquet on Friday, April 26. The agenda for the evening will include cocktails at 5:30, dinner at 6:15, the awards ceremony from 7: 30 to 9:30 and ending the evening, a PAB-sponsored dance in Union Square, free of charge. A 15-minute slide presentation will open the awards ceremony. Then Peer Support, Parkside Activities Board, Student Organizations Council, Parkside Student Government Assocation, Ranger and the All-Campus Events Committee will present various awards to outstanding members of their clubs. In addition to international organizational awards, two prestigious awards are presented. The first is the Outstanding Advisor Award. Any faculty or staff member involved in a student organization may be nominated. Criteria include any singular achievement and/or extraordinary service in advising a student organiztion. Such distinguished service can be one significant activity or a pattern of exemplary service over the years. The deadline for nominations is 4 p.m. Monday, April 22. The second award to be presented is the Distinguished Student Award. Any student currently enrolled at Parkside who is a member WARE scholarships The Women Associated with Real Estate (WARE) is offering two $300 scholarships. Anyone pursuing a business related education is eligible to apply. The scholarships will be awarded on a competitive basis with the criteria for Post Nasal Strip evaluating applicants being scholastic achievement, financial need, leadership potential and motivation. Application forms are available from Mineva Reichenstein, Moln. 344. The application deadline is April 30. Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1985-86 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in go od standing, carrying at least 6 credits per semester and 2.0 cumulative GPA. Qualifications: Previous editorial experience preferred, as is knowledge of UW-Parkside organization and activities. This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 19, 1985 Ranger is looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Club Events of at least one recognized organization may be nominated. Nominees must carry at least six credits and have a minimum 2.0 grade point average. Criteria include any distinguished service or achievement that benefits the student organization or Parkside as a whole. It is a service that exceeds the normal duties of any position held. The distinguished service may be one significant activity or a pattern of exemplary service over the years. The deadline for these nominations is 4 p.m. Wednesday, April 24. Any supporting documents or tangible evidence of outstanding or distinguished behavior for either award should be submitted with the nomination forms in the Student Activities Office. Nomination forms and tickets are now available at the Union Information Desk, the Information kiosk in lower Main Place and in the Student Activities Office. Tickets will be on sale through Wednesday, April 24. Price is $8.30 per person. by Paul Berge Hispanic Club Schedule of Events: • Monday, April 29, Lecture on Hispanics in Education, 12-2 p.m., Moln. 107. • Tuesday, April 30, Movie: "Insurgent Mexico, time and location to be announced. • Wednesday, May 1, Lecture/slide presentation on Mexican Art by Jose Gonzales, 1-2 p.m., Greenquist 101. • Friday, May 3, Mexican Folklore Dance Troupe, 7-8 p.m. Union Square. Dance featuring Villa Fuerte 8 p.m.-l a.m. Union Square. Peer Support Peer Support is having an election of officers on April 24 at 1 p.m. in the PSO office, WLLC D139F. All interested students are requested to be present. Peer Support will be holding an open house/campus tour for new incoming students on Thursday, April 25 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro 111. Information on the university's academic programs, as well as cultural and social activities, will be presented. Members of the faculty and staff, as well as other student groups, will be on hand to answer questions. Peer Support also sponsors two scholarships each year. The PSO Scholarship of $100 is awarded each fall, and the Connie Cummings $100 scholarship is awarded each spring semester. Scholarship applications and information are available in the PSO Office WLLC D139F and in the CSS Office, WLLC D175. For more information, call 553-2706. IVCF Join us Wednesday for a topic and discussion of "Built Up In Christ," on Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. All Christians and non-Christians are encouraged to come for stimulating talks. You will find us' in Moln. 107. Intervarsity Christian Fellowship welcomes everyone. Geology Club Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee, will present a colloquium at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 19 in Greenquist 113, entitled "Modern Marine Sedimentological Techniques Applied to a Lacustrine Environment." The application of these techniques will be focused on the recent work on the Milwaukee Harbor. The talk is free and open to the public. Dr. Sam Huffman, Department of Geology, UW-River Falls, will Present a colloquium entitled "Oil 'otential of the Mid-Continentj Rift, Northern Wisconsin" on Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. The mid-continent rift is, a basinal structure that formed 1000 million years ago and extends from the Keweenaw Peninsula of upper Michigan into central Kansas. This structural basin was filled with sediments, and if those sediments contained organic matter, could yield oil and/or natural gas. Northwestern Wisconsin is currently a target for oil companies who are attempting to acquire drilling rights from local property owners (for royalties on any petroleum found). This basin is similar in origin, though much older, than many current oil-producing areas around the world. HUFVW UMtTED TIME OFFER. COME TO THE ARTCARVED RMG TABLE AM) ORDER YOUR RMGi Dates: Mon. 22, Tues. 23, Time: 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Place: Bookstore W Deposit Required c 1935 ArtCarved Class Rings 18433-6 6 Thursday, April 18,1985 RANGER Peace Corps volunteer returns by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Mary Jane Kortendick, a nursing graduate of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine, feels her stay in Guatemala had its advantages and disadvantages, but mostly advantages. Kortendick returned recently from a three-year stint with the Peace Corps in Guatemala. Kortendick often had to act as a physician, simply because there was no one else. She made diagnoses, treated patients and prescribed drugs, which nurses in the U.S. simply do not do. She had to get used to the role, since nurses in this country take their orders from doctors. She found that she had to get used to the country as well. "I was in shock," Kortendick said of her first night there. She stayed in a small house with a family of 13. "It was a real surprise, to say the least." Once she got over the shock, which involved outhouses with no doors and chickens in the bedroom, she began adjusting to the country and the people. "They are simple, and I don't mean simple-minded," she said. "Guatemalans have more basic life styles and are warmer than we are." The Guatemalans also had trouble adjusting to her, she said. "I was the only blonde many of them had seen in their lives," she said. She also couldn't speak Spanish. But after about three months of language and cultural training, which all Peace Corps volunteers get, she got to know people in San Antonio La Paz, the town of about 3,500 where she stayed. Kortendick often found herself in charge of the town's clinic, since the doctor there would often be away. She had a staff of several workers, who were the equivalent of LPN's in the U.S. After she began working there, which included a six kilometer walk to a health outpost three days a week and giving health care lectures, she found that she began to become part of the community. People called her "Seno," short for senorita, when they greeted her on the street. Kortendick says the pace of life there is much slower than here, with no TV and very few radios. Latin Americans, she said, have a much more relaxed attitude toward time than do North Americans. "In Latin America, there's always tomorrow," she said. She said her stay in Latin America changed her own attitude toward nursing and her expectation of what she wants in her career. "I want to be more independent, she said, "and I want to deal with Spanish-speaking people if possible." Even tnough Kortendick says sne was "more idealistic than realistic" when she joined the Peace Corps, she has few regrets about her stay in Guatemala. "I might have regretted it once or twice, but I'll never regret it again," she said. "It's probably the best thing I've done so far." Peer Support open house and campus tour set An open house and campus tour for incoming Parkside students age 23 and older will be held Thursday, April 25, at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Hall Room 111. The event, sponsored by Peer Support, one of five major student organizations at Parkside, will include information on the university's academic programs as well as its cultural and social activities. Parkside faculty and staff, and representatives of other student groups, will be on hand to answer questions. In addition, applications are being accepted for a $100 Peer Support scholarship for the fall semester. Application forms and further information can be obtained in the Peer Support Office, Room D139F in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, or by calling 553-2705. A week at the Park Accent on Women this weekend EVENTS Thursday, April 18 FILM: "The Hangman" with comments about the holocaust by Chancellor Guskin and Rabbi Marc Gruber at 12 noon in Union 104. The program is free and open to the public. TALK: "Nigeria: In Search of An Acceptable Solution" by Prof. Victor Ororunsola of Iowa State University at 3:30 p.m. in Union 106. The talk is free and open to the public. COURSE: "It's Back to Booze" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ACADEMIC ADVISING '85 FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for FALL SEMESTER. A certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. FALL SEMESTER course schedules are now available, April 9-22 has been designated as an academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty 348 Wyllie Library-Learning Center 553-2368 NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. ext. 2312 fo r details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated R and runs 184 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. COURSE: "Crises of Conscience: Present Moral Problems" starts at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Friday, April 19 SPEAKER: Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee, will present a slide illustrated talk on the use of modern marine investigative instruments in a lacustrine environment at 1 p.m. in Grn. 113. The lecture is f"F00 COLLOQUIUM: "Computers and Composition" by William Wresch of UW-Stevens Point at 1 p.m. in CA 233. The talk is open to the public at no charge. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. CONFERENCE: "Accent on Women" starts at 7 p.m. in Main Place. Call ext. 2496 for information. PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer" starts at 8p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. Saturday, April 20 CONFERENCE: "Accent on Women" continues today with various workshops and seminars pertaining to women. PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, April 21 CONCERT: At 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema featuring the Parkside Swing Choir. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students and senior citizens and $2 f or others. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 22 ROUND TABLE: "The U S SR Revisted" by Prof. Ken Hoover at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: :"Job Search Skills" at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. Tuesday, April 23 WORKSHOP: "Job Search Skills" will be repeated at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. Wednesday, April 24 SPEAKER: Dr. Sam Hufman, Department of Geology, UW-River Falls, will present a lecture "Oil Potential of the Mid-continent Rift in Northwestern Wisconsin." The lecture is free and will be held in Grn. 113 at 1 p.m. COFFEESHOP: featuring Sally Fingerett from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Come, join the fun! Sponsored by PAB. LECTURE: "Collective Responsibility and Official Excuse-Making: The Case of the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians" by Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College, Baltimore, at 1 p.m. in Union 106. The lecture is open to the public at no charge. LECTURE: "War and Ethos" by Prof. John Longeway at 1 p.m. in Moln D107. The lecture is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" starts at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. LECTURE: "Philosophy and Literary Interpretations: Three Ways of Looking at Wallace Stevens' 'Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird' " at 3:30 p.m. in CA 223. The event is free and open to the public. CONFERENCE: "Working Moms" starts at 6 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Workshop discounts available for students Discounts for all Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center seminars, workshops and conferences are now available to the Parkside community. Full or part time employees receive a 25 percent discount, alumni receive a 25 percent discount and students receive a 50 percent discount. RANGER Woodstock • • • • • 7 Thursday, April 18,1985 Film presentation celebrates a past decade We were so close, There was no room, We bled inside Each other's wounds. We all had caught The same disease - We all sang The songs of peace. —Melanie Safka This week's PAB film, "Woodstock," is the 1970 Oscar winner for best documentary. "Woodstock" is more than just the documentary of a 1969 gala concert. It is the definitive statement of the sixties, the culmination of that era's youth's feelings about love, hate, war, peace, black and white. Anti-hippie idealists will argue that the film is dated, and many important performers (Janis Joplin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Band) are not in the film, while some minor ones (It's a Beautiful Day, Sha Na Na) are. But that doesn't take away from the power of Joan Baez's rendition of "Joe Hill" or Arlo Guthrie's seriocomic ode to dope smuggling, "City of Getting back to the garden New Orleans." Jimi Hendrix makes^ the definitive statement of sixties youth patriotism with his rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner," and Country Joe McDonald's infamous "Fish Cheer" sums up Vietnam in four handy letters. There is more than a touch of melancholy in the experience of viewing this film more than fifteen years after a fact. We have come full circle, the deadening effect of Reaganism presently abroad in this country making the overall effect of "Woodstock" more than a little sad. Joan Baez dedicating "Drug Store Truck Driving Man" to Reagan (who was then only governor) is almost frightening now that the same man is running the country. "Woodstock' is also a sad signpost for the seventies. It was the last true expression of a mass love/friendship experience where race, creed, color, religion, status, et al, didn't matter. The film captures much of the excitement and emotion that was "Woodstock." Unlike, say "Hair" (which was what the squares all thought the sixties were all about), "Woodstock" reveals the true meaning behind the rebellion in rock music and in youth. They rebelled against authority and questioned it because they were against society's barriers. They were against racial prejudice, rash judgments of one's fellow man, war, violence and the feeling that touching was sexually derived and nothing less. Maybe we need another "Woodstock" today, but the ugly truth is that it wouldn't draw the 500,000 that this event drew. Not enough people care anymore. Don't miss the film. Parkside student recalls attending Woodstock by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Jenny Carr was 19 when she hitchhiked with her then-husband and friends to Max Yasgur's farm in New York to attend what she believed would be tantamount to today's King Richard's Faire. She attended the real Woodstock, a concert- made documentary of which will be shown on campus this week. "It was advertised on the radio like King Richard's Faire," she said. "It was going to be a weekend of rock and roll, no big deal. "My husband at the time was a Bob Dylan freak and Dylan had been making surprise appearances whenever The Band performed. The Band was to be appearing at Woodstock, so that's why we went. "The radio ads stated that it was going to be a farm, that there were going to be lots of meadows, that tents were going to be set up and that between acts you could walk around and talk to the musicians. "We didn't drive. We hitchhiked, took the bus, hitchhiked some more. On the bus it was like a brotherhood. We were all going to the same place, everybody was dressed the same, and everyone knew we were all going together to this 'happening.' " Coffeehouse Jenny continued, "As we got closer, there were as many people coming back as were going in. We thought we had missed it, but when we asked the people coming back, they said it was just too crowded." "People who owned houses in the area set up Kool Aid and water stands, giving us free Kool Aid and water. It was a really hot, humid day," she said. "We got in and found ourselves a spot on a hill right in front of the stage. Bands played, it rained and they stopped a while, then began playing again. There was lots of food, dope and wine, everybody sharing with each other. And there were no hassles. At one point we just wanted to get a little closer to the stage, so we just walked right up there. It was like Moses parting the Red Sea. Rather than hassle us about getting in the way, people just moved aside and let us by. In the morning Grace Slick came out and started giving out bread. Everyone was really comfortable. It was nice." Jenny described the event as magical, stating that one would fall asleep hearing a band like Creedence Clearwater Revival playing live, wake up and find Jefferson Airplane performing on stage. The mood was one of love and peace, never knew anyone who was killed in Vietnam, but I still cry for everyone who ever was; I don't have to know them personally. Today people don't want a nuclear war. Neither do I, but it's because I don't want to get killed and I don't want YOU to get killed. So many people are worried only about themselves. They're a product of the seventies "Me Decade." Jenny continued, "The drummer in Def Leppard lost his arm. That's going to change his life, it's tragic! But the attitude is 'So what?' There are a million more like him. My generation followed the belief that everyone was unique. Everyone had something to offer. We didn't think 'So what?' when it didn't happen to affect us personally." In recalling the "me decade," Jenny said, "Martin Luther King was killed, then Bobby Kennedy, then Nixon was elected, then we had Woodstock. Nixon soon pulledi down his pants in front of the whole country. Finally America said, 'Well, who can you trust? I trust me. Me, me, me!' And that's the way it is." Jenny Carr not sex and drugs. "Whenever I mention I was at Woodstock, people always ask about the drugs and the nudity. The only nudity we saw were some people bathing." Woodstock was characterized by no pretension and a lot of caring. Jenny attempted to explain the caring of her generation. "The Vietnam war had a lot to do with our concept of caring. I Fingerett a talented stylist Sally Fingerett, whose talents have graced many festivals and concerts, is to appear at the next Coffeehouse presentation on Wednesday, April 24 in the Union Bazaar from noon until 2 p.m. and again from 6 to 8 p.m. Playboy Magazine called her album "a fine debut album." Red Skelton called her musical salute to him, "The Redman," "heartfelt warmth." Northern Essex Community College in Massachusetts referred to her as "exciting and energetic." Sally Fingerett was nominated "Coffeehouse Performer of 1984" by the National Association of Campus Activities. Her country-cumfolk musical style has been compared to Jimmy Buffett, Harry Chapin and Joni Mitchell. As with all Coffeehouse performers, Sally's performance is free, with free popcorn served. Being the last Coffeehouse presentation of the year, Sally Fingerett should serve as a very effective culmination of an excellent year of free entertainment. idnight un Tanning Salon^ Get Your Tan before IrM| Summer Starts College Student Special 10 sessions for '40.00 (Bring your I.D.) Reg. s5.00 per session 8 sessions for $35.00 15 sessions for $60.00 20 sessions for $75.00 609 Wisconsin Ave. Downtown Racine 633-3022 TRY US FREE FOR 15 MINUTES NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security; involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit; must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Friday, April 26. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. 8 Thursday, April 18,19$S RANGER The Tubes in concert Fee Waybill spills guts about rock and roll by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Last Friday, April 12, the Tubes and Utopia invaded the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee with their unique brands of music and spectacle. After a 45-minute delay due to technical problems, Utopia (Todd Rundgren, Kasim Sultan, Roger Powell and Willie Wilcox) took the stage with a very entertaining one hour set. The group's characteristic blend of close vocal harmonies and superb musicianship proved to be a great crowd pleaser, and showed that they are one of the most unfairly underrated bands in music today. Then it was time for The Tubes. A black curtain parted to reveal an immense set featuring a long central staircase and movable platforms for the keyboards and drums. The Tubes (Fee Waybill, Bill Spooner, Michael Cotton, Vince Welnick, Rick Anderson, Prairie Prince and Roger Steen) had the audience on its feet for most of the one and one-half hour show. The show was filled with the elaborate theatricality that has become the group's trademark. Costumed characters and scantily-clad dancers came and went as the group presented songs from their new album "Love Bomb," as well as old favorites like "Mondo Bondage" and "White Punks On Dope." The group also utilized a video screen to provide a film lead-in to The Tubes in concert at the Riverside Photos by Robb Luehr the production number "Wild Women of Wongo" and a brief "commercial" for their new album. The highlight of the show was the appearance of Waybill's most famous character, Quay Lewd. Descending the central staircase in pseudo-Victorian garb and wearing two-foot high platform shoes, Waybill launched into the most entertaining portion of the program, a medley consisting of "White Punks on Dope," "Mondo Bondage" and the Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing There," in which Waybill chased most of the performers on the stage with a chainsaw. The elaborate stage shows have become a trademark for the Tubes, and Waybill says they change frequently to keep the shows fresh. "We do a new show every album," Waybill said. "When we do a new tour, we do a new show. We used to do way too many 'show' numbers. It used to be nothing but show segments through the whole concert, and nobody got the music — it never sunk in. It was just too much overload. So we learned to do straight performance sections as well as the show sections, and we try to blend them together so you get the full benefit of both the music and the visual. It's a fine line. We've gone both ways. We've done way too much show, and then we've gone to the other extreme in reaction and done too much straight performance stuff. Now we've sort of come back to a balance, a kind of harmony." Waybill went on to explain that the shows are not only changed between tours, but often change goes on during a tour. "We find out as we go along that some things don t really work, and some things work so well that we want to put them farther back in the show to save for a big finish. It just depends. We've had disastrous failures, numbers we've only performed two or three times because the routine was so esoteric or so completely unfocused that nobody knew what the hell was going on. We've had classics like that we've never done again. There may be one or two of these in this show for all I know, but you can never tell." Waybill said the reason the Tubes and Utopia decided to torntogether is that the audience for both groups is similar. "Somehow the fans of Todd's and Tubes fans are a lot alike, in that they aren't in the 'stream.' Probably not Prince fans. We're kind of an alternative to popular listening. We don't get played much on the radio, and God knows they hardly ever play Todd on the radio. So it's sort of a n alternative for people who don't want to listen to Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Prince." Unlike most bands today, The Tubes are not interested in saturating the market with music videos. "We purposely don't do a lot of videos," Waybill explained, "because I think the whole video scene has gone down the toilet. People see so many videos of a band that the whole mystique of live performance is lost. So our not doing many videos helps to keep our live performances more mysterious and there's more curiosity about what we might do live. I think that's why we've managed to stay together all these years. We can still garner that curiosity out of people." The members of the Tubes were Fee Waybill raised in Phoenix, but moved to California when they wanted to get into the music business. They ended up in San Francisco, home to other diverse artists such as Greg Kihn, The Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane/Starship. Waybill said he thinks it is the environment and atmosphere that seem to draw these performers to San Francisco. "It takes a different kind of person to live in San Francisco. A lot of great music comes from L.A., but San Francisco is a little more esoteric. It's a melting pot — there aren't a lot of natives there. "People like us were saying, 'Let's get into the music business. We gotta go to L.A.' And we went to L.A. and realized there's no fucking way to live in that city. It's disgusting. So we went up to San Francisco, because it's just up the road. It's clean, there's no pollution and it's a very liberal culture. And basically, you can get away with murder there." PAB sponsors Kentucky Derby trip The Parkside Activies Board (PAB) is sponsoring a trip to the Kentucky Derby on May 3, 4 and 5. The price for the trip is $35 which includes round trip motorcoach transportation, two nights camping at the University of Louisville Derby Hostel (located only six blocks from Churchill Downs), access to school shower facilities and cooking grills. Infield passes for the Derby will be available at the gate on Derby day for an additional $20. Tents and sleeping bags will be available at discount rates at the Rec Center, and there will be two circus tents at the hostel for those without a tent. The tour will leave Parkside at 5:30 a.m., Friday, May 3, and will return at 10 p.m., Sunday, May 5. Space is limited to 47 people. Further information and sign up are available in the Student Life Office, Union 209. Letter to the Editor - faith healing Continued from Page 2 lelujah!' and 'Praise the Lord!' All they're really after is my money!" It's funny to say this, but that's what I used to think! Then it happened to both my wife and me. We were intrigued when we heard about this stuff, so we went and checked it out for ourselves. My wife had a short leg that was causing her back problems. She went up to the altar for prayer after the service, and her leg grew to full length before our eyes. We couldn't believe it! Since then we've seen many things happen. Many short legs have grown, blind eyes and deaf ears have been opened, and cancers have disappeared. People have even been set free from drug and alcohol addiction, migraine headaches and homosexuality. Since my wife's first healing, we have been attending this small church in downtown Kenosha pastored by Gerald Moravec. It is one of the 1600 affiliate churches across the country and around the world. Many denominations are joining in each day. Now this letter is not intended as a recruiter, only to make people aware that our God cares for us and wants to set us free. The services air via live satellite at 6:45 p.m. Monday through Friday and 5: 45 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. The Kenosha Word of Faith is located at 5621 6 th Avenue, Kenosha. The phone number is 657-5373. There's no cost and all are welcome. Sincerely, Tom Hathoot NEVER A COVER I Learn to quit smoking at St. Luke's - * - — W* P" J M M M M • VdU r»On mol'Q o frocb cforf /inn O a Meachem 554-6644 (Behind Ferraro's and White Hen) You can make a fresh start in April by joining St. Luke's Hospital's Fresh Start-Quit Smoking clinic co-sponsored by the American Cancer Society. The clinic meets from 5 to 7 p.m. on April 16, 17, 18 and 23. Call 636- 2811 weekdays 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. for required registration. The fee is $10. RANGER 9 Thursday, April 18,1985 Theater ~ Julich and Miskulin discuss futures by Bill Serpe In 1980 Lee VanDyke came to Parkside as head of the Dramatic Arts Discipline. His intention was to build the department and the staff into an effective major program. That same year, Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin came to Parkside as dramatic arts students. Their intentions were to become professionals in the theater. In May they will both graduate, having reaped the most benefits from Van- Dyke's program. "The new additions to the staff, Skelly Warren, Judy Snider and Keith Harris, brought with them connections to the profesisonal stage," said Julich. "They made us all more aware as professionals. We couldn't afford to mess up because these were our connections to the future." Next summer Julich will be working as a member of "The Troupe" in Colorado Springs, Colorado. "Dave Thompson is the director there. Skelly Warren had worked with that group at one time. Dave came to Parkside to see our production of 'Crimes of the Heart.' He hired me on the spot to work with him this summer doing 'Crimes' and three other shows. It was Dave's direction connection with Skelly that got me the job." Miskulin will be going to Southern Methodist University in Dallas this fall. His full scholarship came as a result of VanDyke's efforts and honesty in approaching graduate school auditions. "He (VanDyke) told me that it was going to be rough and he didn't know if I had enough experience to make the fights," said Miskulin. "His honesty made me work harder and be better. I wouldn't have made it if he had let me slide by with less sound advice." The competition that both Miskulin and Julich found themselves up against was stiffer than one would imagine. "SMU accepted six men and four women out of some six hundred candidates," said Miskulin. "At the end of their three- Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin year program, they present their graduates in New York City in a showcase performance that will expose us to agents from live theater, television and movies." While Julich has accepted the position in Colorado, she is still waiting to hear from the Actors Theatre in Louisville, Kentucky. "While I was in New York over spring break, I auditioned for these people. They had 3,000 candidates for their program and will accept sixteen into their fall semester," said Julich. "I have since gone to Louisville for a call-back, which is like making the first cut. Now it's the old waiting game to see if I make the team." Julich and Miskulin will be performing in "She Stoops to Conquer," which opens on the Comm Arts Main Stage tomorrow night. It will be their final performance at Parkside and the culmination of their many efforts in the dramatic arts discipline. "Lee has built a program that allowed us to work with so many different people," said Miskulin. "The more directors and the more personalities you have to deal with, the more you learn. Besides VanDyke, we have worked under several other directors who have brought their professional talents and connections to us. They have been very helpful in preparing us for the reality of professional theater." "The staff here gets you involved in every aspect of the theater," said Continued on page 11 , Desperately Seeking Susan * • Madonna can act O-K, but it doesn't really matter by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor New singing star Madonna makes her screen acting debut (she appeared without dialogue in "Vision Quest" as a nightclub singer and has done some porno flick work) in Susan Seidlman's "Desperately Seeking Susan." The plot deals with a bored housewife, Roberta (Roseanna Arquette), who becomes her idol, Susan (Madonna), after a blow on the head gives her amnesia. This is very similar to last year's better "American Dreamer," the only difference being that "Desperately Seeking Susan" is directed more toward the younger set. As an actress, Madonna succeeds in playing an extension of her own musical persona (which is markedly more interesting than counterpart Cyndi Lauper). Her attire looks as though she dressed in a hurry on her way to a bowling tournament, and shots of a scantily-clad Madonna reveal her excess body mass. This doesn't take away from the fact that she has a nice, natural acting ability that makes it easy to understand her present day popularity with teenage girls. Considered an angrier, more "serious" top 40 performer than Lauper, Madonna utilizes her wise-gal charm to its fullest. Roseanna Arquette, by contrast, is a slim, attractive, charming actress whose performance is another of the film's highlights. Achieving notoriety as Gary Gilmore's tragic girlfriend in the made-for-TV flick about the assassin's life and as the Jewish princess in "Baby It's You," Arquette (whose grandfather is the late Hollywood Squares TV comic, Charley Weaver), further displays her skills as an actress, managing to balance between sex kitten and serious thespian images without stumbling into the quagmire of screen actresses with serious character limitations. Aidan Quinn is fine as Arquette's alter ego's lover, Mark Blum is effective as her stuffy husband and Robert Day does fine as Madonna's confused boyfriend. The shots of New York are scenic, the glimpses of that city's various "types" are both amusing and rather fascinating, while the soundtrack plays everything from Madonna's own work to Betty Everett's "Shoop Shoop Song." With all of these good points, "Desperately Seeking Susan" still fails to rise above mediocrity. The script, by Leora Barish, is rife with cliches, while Susan Seidlman's direction maintains a very slow pace that is quite ineffective. The scenes just ramble into one another with sluggish transitions, giving the overall production a very lazy look. Many sequences state that the film cries for a faster pace, but things don't pick up until the end, which comes off as frustrating and ultimately rather disturbing, the abruptness in pace-changing throwing the film's rhythm further off the track. "Desperately Seeking Susan" is artistically insubstantial, but may possess greater appeal for fans of the performers, who are more interested in seeing Madonna display, her personality than in seeing a good movie. It is a film of good average worth, but still flawed in many essential ways. $£ (Dill* ^uicct l^hoppe 20% OFF Smoked Almonds We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. CROSSWORD PUZZLER = Puzzler Answers on Page 11 =—= ACROSS 1 Watering place 4 Exists 6 Antlered animal 11 Chastise 13 Land surrounded by water 15 Either 16 Former Russian rulers 18 Covers 19 A light meal 21 Mountains of Europe 22 Indian mulberry 23 More pleasing 26 That woman 29 Mature 31 District in Germany 33 Printer's measure 34 Forenoon 35 Mournful 38 Change color of 39 Three-toed sloth 40 Sun god 41 Allowance for waste 43 Fruit cake 45 Large bird 47 Repealed 50 Therefore 52 Century plant 53 Obscure 56 Urge on 58 Pertaining to birth 60 Symbol for tantalum 61 Tolled 63 Runs away to be married 65 Winter vehicles 27 66 Steamship: abbr. 67 Irritate DOWN 1 Blemish 2 Unadulterated 3 Article 4 Send forth 5 Portion 6 Deceive 7 Bone 8 Spanish pot 9 Goes by water 10 Terminate 12 Italy: abbr. 14 Symbol for dysprosium 17 Rodents 20 Viper 24 Direction 25 Beam 28 29 30 32 36 37 42 44 46 48 49 51 Listen to Throw off Unusual Mohammedan priest Nerve network Macaw Requires Tissue Sum up Commonplace Memoranda Transactions Heraldic bearing Roman road Disguise Spanish: abbr Footlike part Beholdl Revised: abbr. Greek letter I Initwl Ftfflliim ftvnflirmfl 1 u i nursaay, AprU 18, 1985 RANGER Team looks back by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Next year, the wrestling team will not have any returning Ail- Americans, the first ever for Jim Koch. "We'll be hit really hard," said Koch. "Our top three wrestlers are leaving." Next year, however, is still far away. As Koch looks back on this past season, Koch feels his team's top performance was at the Midwest Classic last January, when the team fell short of winning by onequarter of a point. Other notable performances for the Rangers were the Wisconsin Collegiate Tournament and the Warhawk and Wheaton invitationals. Koch said the team also defeated, for the third time, rival Northern Michigan. Though the team had its moments of success, Koch felt the year could have been better. "Losing Todd Yde for a month really hurt us as a team. Also, that extra month could have meant an NCAA National finish for him. Mike Muckerheide, a senior at 158 lbs., had one of the best records for Parkside, finishing his career with 15845-9. Muckerheide suffered from an elbow injury the entire year. Koch felt that if Muckerheide was in perfect condition, he might have done even better, though Koch admitted he had an outstanding year as it was. As far as Outstanding Wrestler, Koch said the team has not decided who will be accorded this title. He did say the choice will probably be between tri-captains Muckerheide, Yde and Ted Keyes. Wrestling successfully on the mat was important, but academics also played an important role for the men. Muckerheide and Keyes were named Academic All-Americans, the second time for each. Final standings for the year for individual wrestlers are: Dan Hall (sophomore) 30-14; Jack Danner (sophomore) 31-15; Mark Dubey (sophomore) 22-17; Yde (senior) 34- 13; Keyes (senior) 37-14; Craig Patz (freshman) 25-12 and Don VerBruggen (freshman) 9-7. Parkside's Mike Muckerheide on hip opponent. SPECIAL EXPORT c&aefr You can travel the world over and never find a better beer. ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Photo by Chris Ma yesMba Front row, (left to right): Jack Danner, Johnnie Walker, Jerril Grover, Dan Hall, Mark Dubey, Bruce Mergener. Middle row: Coach Jim Koch, Mike Muckerheide, Mike Mackovich, John Manowski, Todd Yde, Paul Roth. Back rowr: Shawn Yde, Ted Keyes, Tedd Kreuger, Craig Patz, Scott Priebe. (not pictured, Don VerBruggen) Services Offered TYPING: PROFESSIONAL results guaranteed. Reasonable rates. 639-2874, mornings and evenings. TYPING: FAST and professional service. Student rates. Call Debbie, 681-3522. EDITING: ANY course paper. Help yourself to better grades. Recent English major and experienced writer will edit your papers for grammar, punctuation, structure, coherence and style. Will correspond through mail or pick up and deliver. Call Margaret at 639-2047. 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Ranger needs writers ANDERSON T RANSCRIPTION & • TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637 3600 Jacqueline Anderson • 1441 Park Avenue • Racine, Wisconsin RANGER 11 Thursday, April 18,1985 Parkside tennis player warming up for a match against rival Carthage. Parkside defeated Carthage 12-0 on Wednesday, April 10. Photo by Kris Odegard Quincy tournament means The softball team had an unsuccessful weekend when it played in the Quincy Tournament on Friday and Saturday. The women came home with a record of 1-3. The Ranger's first game was against The College of St. Francis. The game was tight all the way until the seventh inning, when Parkside lost due to a "mental error." Parkside, however, outhit St. Francis 6-1. Parkside's only victory was against Augustana College. The final score was 6-3. Renee Spear went two for three with one double header and one triple. Janet Koenig pitched five innings and Michele Martino "saved the game" by pitching the last two. The next game for Parkside was against Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville (SIU Edwardsville). Parkside walked away with another loss 2-0. This game ended pool play, with the Rangers fourth in their pool. In what Coach Linda Draft called "an up-and-down game," Parkside lost their next game to host Quincy, 8-4. Martino pitched 3Vh innings with Koenig finishing the game. Koenig went three for four, with two hits carrying balls over the fence for homeruns. Ann Althaus went three for three. "I think we could have come back with a record of 3-1, but instead we had 1-3," said Draft. She added that many tough schools participated in this tournament. The next tournament for the team will be this weekend at the College of St. Francis. Northwoods National Karate Championship loss for softball team Outstanding Sound System • Live DJ 7 Nights • Dance Floor & Lighting System • 64" Big Screen TV • Comfortable Seating • 3 Pool Tables • Video Games • Kitchen • & THE LIST GOES ON! The Northwoods National Karate Championship will be held at Parkside Sunday, April 21. Eliminations will begin at 11 a.m., and the finals will begin at 3: 30 p .m. Advance spectator tickets will be sold at the Black Belt Karate Studios in Racine and Kenosha, and at Sixth Degree Martial Arts Supplies in Kenosha. Advance ticket price is $1. Tickets sold at the door are: adults, $4, children, $3 (under six free). For more information, call 554- 5105. Kenosha's ninth annual "Seasons on Ice" The Kenosha County Ice Arena will present its ninth annual Ice Holidays, "Seasons on Ice," at the arena located at 7727 60th Ave., Kenosha. The four performances are: Friday, April 26 at 7 p.m., Saturday, April 27 at 1:30 and 7:00 p.m. and Sunday, April 28 at 1:30 p.m. The show is under the direction of Candi Neveu and features figure skaters and hockey players from the Kenosha-Racine area. Call 694-8010 or s top in at the Ice Arena for tickets. Puzzler Answers Julich/Miskulin Theater futures • Continued from rage 9 Julich. "You have mere freedom here to design your own program within the spectrum of the curriculum. I've had so many teachers ar.d so many various opportunities that there is nothing that should r >p me in the professional theater." Although they are leaving 1'* dramatic arts discipline at Parkiide, both Miskulin and Julich will be a continuing asset to the department. With their futures already secured in graduate work, they represent the high calibre of training that is a direct result of the program that VanDyke has built in the last five years. Janet Broeren caught between second and third base last Wednesday, April •«Ib' wl*d l*• I' •I' -tf Pork/s Tavern & Cocktail Lounge "Fast becoming the talk of the town" 2109-2117 91st St. • Kenosha ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • '1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! THURSDAY... ** Bar Stool Races! ** Nuts & Bolts Contest ** 7-9 p.m. Ladles Drink Free! 25* Tap/75* Mixed/'2 Pitchers MILLER HIGH UFE ATHLETES OF THE WEEK Duane McClean Captain of the baseball team, senior Duane McClean plays centerfield. Duane hit 7 for 15, including 7 RBI's. Mike Stolnak Mike, a junior, plays left field. He hit 8 for 15, including 2 home runs. "Make it the happy hour," yelled Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner to his team in last Thursday's game against Lewis University. It wasn't the happy hour for Parkside, however, as Lewis won the double header, 5-3 and 11-0. Parkside outhit Lewis 9-3 in the first game. Tim Sorensen pitched five innings and Kyle Backes finished the game pitching two innings. The following game, Oberbruner wanted to try out his pitching staff and divided pitching between Chris Rozell and Mike Zuckley. The team traveled to Aurora College Friday and lost. Pitcher Rozell had a no-hitter for four and onehalf innings. After that, Rozell started getting tired and made four errors. Backes replaced him, but he made three errors. "We opened up to Lewis, who is very strong, and they nailed us. We didn't get out of that," said Oberbruner about Friday's loss to Aurora. Saturday, however, the Rangers were out of t heir slump as they de feated Milwaukee School of Engineering (MSOE) in the first 16-3. Sorensen pitched, three hits and striking out five. The second game was rained out in the third inning. Parkside had the lead, 9-0, but wasn't given the game because of t he lack of innings played. The Rangers will be playing today against Lakeland College at 2 p.m. Photo by Kris Odegaard Parkside player throws bat after hitting ball to defending team Lewis. The Rangers gave up their benches to Lewis University at last Thursday's game. 12 Thursday, April 18, 1985 " RANGER Parkside's Patti Mueller rounds second base as Loyola fields the ball. More photos inside. Pboto by Chris Mayes hi ba Season begins with loss Photo by Kris Odegaard A Parkside baseball player sliding into home base. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, Issue 27, April 18, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Glistening Cultures Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document GUITAR ENSEMBLE PAGES PAGE 4 Glistenin ~~2~~~Nrasisne!s§g~~~~~~~,~,," AND . K for this year Initially the gUldelmes dictated that REW C. WESTBROO organizatio. ns. could re'q$u3est no ~ore than '.000 greater than their allocation for the prevIouS academic year. The guidelines passed on Dec. 4 stated, "Budget Requests for 2007-08 should not exceed the 2006-07 allocation by more than 3.9% as stated by UW System Guidelines 11/6/06 unless the organization or department has a compelling reason which is under the discrenon of the SUFAC committee." . More heavily contested were the levels .of s.upends allowed in the proposed guidelines. The gUidelines sepanrte organizations into three groupS in regard to (he percenta0e of their budget thar can be s~nt on o~ficer stipendS.:;>Governance organizations. which consists . solely of PSGA, cannot use mor~ than 35 percent of their budget for officer stipends. MedIa outlets, such as WTPZ and The Ranger News, cannot use more than 30 percent. If you were walking through Main on Wednesday, Dec. 6, you may e been surprised. "Winter Cultural brations" was taking place from -3p.m. Socializing, dancing. and ntations all added to the holiday e. The event featured presentations several different cultural holiday ebrations, Kwanzaa (African American ture), Hanukkah (Jewish culture), andas (Puerto Rican culture), . s (Mexican culture), and Befana .an culture) were just some of the y celebrations that were featured Iftsentations and displays. Several .zations, such as Black Student n, the Diversity Committee Parkside Student Government iation, Insieme Italia, Latinos Unidos, Park side Asian Organization. and Zeta SigmliaU!f ~;(f/lii1~'!Il'illl'iiill'lr"'IiI'lIlli""III"._tlili_..._ .... -"'!< pan in the event. Some presentations included small performances from participating organizations. During an explanation of the Hmong New Year. tjw-parkside Asian Organization explained and. demonstrated a Shaman ceremony. The ceremony featured prayers that asked for ancestors to look and protect everyone and to have a happy new year and years to come .. Another perfonnance also featured Filipino dancers who performed "tinikling," the most popular traditional dance of the Philippines. Another perfoonanee featured Subha Cheema, who did alive demonstration of praying verses called "Talawat" that are found 10 the KDran. The prayers were said in Arabic and are geuerally said every day by Mifs1iins. I Parkside Student Government Association's Senate Passedthe budget guidelines to which all student . organizations must adhere during a rescheduled meeting anMonday, Dec. 4. The guidelines, which are creared by the Student University Fees Allocation Committee, are used by . student organizations to create their budget requests for :hefollowing year. The guidelines were voted down In two previous meetings. Because of the snowstorm .onFriday, Dec. I, the regular meeting was moved to ~onday. UW-Parkside student organizations l~ust turn \ lIltheir budget request proposals by 4:30 on Fnday, Dec. 15. One of the major points of contention among Ithe senate members was the Emit on what student Cultures displayed at the booths. Some ev n featured food or peculators to try One item lJlat was a was G lub laman. an 100181I <te<SeIt. This event was sponsored by Ihe Office of Mlllticultural Sludcnt Affairs and was coordinated b Carmen Ireland and Mary Xiong Wednellday marked the sixth annuaJ cclebratioo at UW-Parkside of the event, wbidl was created for differem coIIunol to come together and expI8iD lhei1 traditions during Ihe boIida The event came to a Sandy Duveneck leading !be audm"" to count down until die CbrisllmllS tree 10 lower main place Shannon Holbert. a.uw'-Pa1rts1oile student said "It was an a",esome celebration of hfe c~ and bringing the holidays toge1l1e< THE ORIGI~ecembef 12.2006 OF SNAKES PAGE3 Passage of the Paul Wellstone Mental Health Equitable Treatment Act BY MARY RE: 'EE PIRRELLO PirreOOO@u\\p.edu Organization under '''Pro organizations uch Blac '''Come get that good copy!" GUITAR ENSEMBLE PARKSIDE CHOIRS PAGES PAGE4 THE O Decem~ 12 2006 RIGIN ? ' Bl'CA.\,1ILLA SIMOJ\,; Simon026@uwp.edu lf you were walking through Mam Place on Wednesday, Dec. 6. )OU may have bec-n surprised. "Winter Cultural Celebrations•· \vas taking place from 12-3p.m. Socializing. d.mcing, .and presentations all added to the holiday scene. The event featured presentations on several different cultural holiday celebrations. Kwanzaa (African American culture), Hanukkah. (Jewish culture), Parrandas (Puerto Rican culture), Pasadas (Mexican culture), and Befana (Italian culture) were just s ome of the many celebrations that were featured in presentations and display:... Se\eral organi1ations, such as Black Student Uruon, the Diversity Committee of Parkside Student Government Association. lnsieme Italia, Latinos l.i ni<lo<,, Park~td '.\ 1 n Of!'anization. and Zet,1 Sigma C'ti1 oronty; nl~Jc pare m the event. Some pre!-entattons mcludcd small petfonnances from panic1p.1trng organizatmns. During an explanation of the Hmong Ne\\ Year, l W-Parks1de Asian O~anization explained and demonstrated a Shaman ceremony The ceremony featured prayers that asked for ancestors to look and protect ei;eryone and to have a happ) new year and ,>ears to come. Another perfonnance also featured Filipino dancers \\ ho petformed .. tinikling," the most popular traditional dance of the Philippines. Another performance featured Subha Cheema, who did a li1i e demonstration of praying verse,, called "'Talawat" that are found m the Koran. The pra}ers "ere s aid in Arabic and are general I y ,aid every day by Muslims. I t r One Item that \ a: a I le Jaman, an Ind an de rt This e\ent w s sponsored b}' the Offic..- of Mul11cultur. I Student Affi 1rs and was coordinated b Cann n Ireland and Man Xiong Wednesda marked the sixth annual celebra1 n t UW-Parkside of the event, \\h1 h \lias created for different cultural clubs 10 come together and explain their own tradrtions dunng the hohda student said, '"It w, an 3\lie )n,e celebration ofhfe. <.Ulture and bringing the hohda) t t !odget J'asses in 0!:~0~~."~"!~~!,! oc.,;on EVERLY SPIRES A . I .. II th ·ct 1· d' ' tat .. , that t\ND OOK for th1.s year. nrlla y, e gm e mes 1i; c.:u / Parkside Student Government Association· s Senate Passed the budget g uidelines to which all student . . REW C. WESTBR oroanizations could request no more than 3.000 greater t:, • • than their allocation for the previous academic year organizations must adhere during a rescheduled meeting 0 n Monday, Dec. 4. j The g uidelmes, which are created by the Student University Fees Allocation Committee, are used by • / Student organizations to cr~ate .their budget requests for ~e fo llowing year. The gmdelmes were 1i0led down Ill two previous meetings. Because of the snowswnn 0n Friday, Dec. J. the regular meeting was moved to '.\fonday. UW-Parkside student organizations •~ ust tum lit their budget request proposals by 4:30 on Fnday, Dec. IS. One of the major points of contention among the senate members was the limit o n what s tudent The guidelines passed on Dec. 4 1.tatcd, ·'Budget Requests for 2007-08 should not exceed the 2006-07 allocation by more than 3.9% as '1ated b) U\\' S},tem Guidelines 11/6/06 unless the organization or dep~mcnt has a compelhng reason which is under the d1,cretron of the SLFAC committee." More heavily contested were the le\els_of ~Upend, allowed in the proposed guidelines. The gu1dcltnc separate organil.ations into three groups in regard Ul the percentage of their budget th.at c_an be s~~t on officer stipends. Governance orgamzattons. wh~ch con,1'ts . lei) of PSGA. cannot use more than :.b percenr of their ~:doet for o fficer stipends. Media outlets. such as WTPZ and The Ranger News. cannot use more than 30 percent. . h d '" '" "Come get t at goo cop J • OF SNAKES PAGE3 Passage of the PauJ Wellstone Mental Health Equitable Treatment Act BY MARY RE."\EE PIRRaLQ Pi rreOOO@u" p ed u has been m commmcc ,nee P:lUI \\c.11.tone Me tal He 1h IAfun,mCK: 3 9oo Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ads@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Editor-in-Chief AndrewC. Westbrnok Westb002@uwp.edu Design Manager loohyunKim Kim00009@uwp.edu luslness Manager . d . h . Parmm er Sing - linghOOOO@uwp.eiu Advertising Manager k - HenryD.Gosins . GoskiOOO@uwp..edu Hews Page Editor I I Koil~ U mer eopoe666@yahoo.com Sportl Page Editor Tyrone Payton Payto004@uwp.edu Artl and Culture Page Editor . 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Have any comments, concerns. questions. or story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangemews@uwp.edu. We are locared at Wyllie D139C Each person may take one newspaper per issue date. Extra newspapers can b;e purchased for $1 apiece. Newspapers Clln be taken on a firs! come~ first serve basis. meaning that once they are gone. they are gOlle. We work on the honor system, but viohnors ffi will be prosecuted for theft. ~aculty members and Sludents • orguni,':Qtions who .wish to u~ A$SCXlATlD The Ranger News 10 classrooms COU1<ilAT1 should consull the edilor-in-chief PUSS to reserve however many free co~i~ they wish to U$e._ The Ranger News Tuesday, December 12, 2006 11:00 AM-Il:OO PM Game Day @ The Den The Den, Parkside Union Celebrate the final week of The Den (it's being closed to allow work on the Union Expansion) with five days of special events. Today is Game Day with board games, cards, and 'Twister' all day. 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Second Senior Art Show Com Arts Gallery The second and final Senior Art Show featuring the computer Illustration, graphic design, and 3D animation of Dan Ellicsson, Kong Feng Lor, Amanda Petersen, and Gina Trevino. Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and l la.rn. To 8 p.rn. Tuesday and Wednesday, 12:00 PM-1:00 PM Pie-O-Rama Main Place, Wyllie Hall The Eta Pi chapter of Sigma Gamma Epsilon gives you the opportunity to throw a cream pie at your favorite faculty member during the first-ever Pie-O-Rama. There's also a pieeating contest starting at 12:30 p.m. 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Concert: UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra Communication Arts Theatre UW-Parkside's MeJTY Musie Month continues tonight when the UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra, conducted by Alvaro Garcia, storm the Communication Arts Theatre stage. 'Let us entertain you!' Alvaro says. 'Our 'Gift of Music' concert offers a unique blend of holiday favorites . and traditional pops tunes, along with a few surprises. WHnesday, hce......r 13, 2006 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Second Senior Art Shaw Com Arts Gallery Gallery hours for the show are II am, to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and II a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. 11:00AM-ll:00 PM Video Game Frenzy @ The Den 1be Den, Parkside Union Today it's Video Game Frenzy with free play on selected games all day. 12:00 PM-l:OO PM Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Student Recital Union Cinema Theater 7:00 PM-8:00 PM' Science Night: Astrobiology at UW-Parkside Greenquist 103 Astrobiology is the study of life in the university, It - investigates the origin. evolution. cftstribution. and future of life on earth, and the search for life beyond Our planet, This program features UW-Parkside students who are active in astrobiological research and will reveal their research accomplishments. Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:00 AM-5:00 PM Second Senior Art Show Com Arts Gallery Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m, to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and l la.m. To 8 p,m. Tuesday and Wednesday, 11:00 AM-I1:00 PM Aloha Party @ The Den The Den, Parkside Union Today it's the Aloha Party. 7:30PM-9:15PM UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble & Community Band Communication-Arts Theatre If you know' conductor and UW-Parkside Music Professor Mark Eichner, you know he likes the music of Aaron Copland (he's certainly not alone), And Copland's Scenes from 'Billy the Kid' is prominently featured during this concert, There's also music composed by Camille Saint-Saens and David Bedford. friday, December 15, 2006 IL:OOAM-5:00PM The Den Rummage Sale The Den, Parkside Union Everything must go! The Den is closing to make way for the Union expansion and every last item--right down to the bowling shoes and pins--will be sold. 12:00 PM-I:OO PM Concert: UW-Parkside Ensembles Union Cinema Theater It's an afternoon of ensembles! The UW-Parkside String Ensemble, Woodwind Ensemble, and Flute Ensemble are in action. December 12, 2006 . BLOTTER 12101/06 06-803 MotoristAssist-Other. CTHJR@Ouler Loop Road. 8: 17am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch. Officer arrived, vehicle removed from ditch. Officer cleared. 12102106 06-804 Bail Jumping, Ranger Lot 1:36am. Anonymous Caller reports subject drinking and about to drive vehicle. Officer arrived; various citations issued 3 Underage Drinking Possession/Consume •. l Possession of Marijuana, 1 Bail Jumping and 1 Disorderly Conduct. Subject transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety Building "Jail". Officers cleared. 12102106 .. 06-805 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. Ranger Lot. 1:58am. ern indicated active warrant. Subject unable to Post Bond. Then transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety Building "Jail'? Officer cleared 1210206 06-806 Medical Assistance. Com Arts Building. 6:42am. Report of female having chest pains. Officers arrive. female conscious and breathing. Rescue Units arrive, female transported to local hospital. Officers cleared. 12102106 06-807 Tow Vehicle. CTH JR @ CTH E. 8:16am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch due to icy conditions on roadway. Tow Company caJled and removed vehicle from ditch. Officer cleared. 12102106 06-108 Medical Assistance. Sports! Activity Center. 1:36pm. Report of Male with possible head injury. Officers arrive, male conscious and breathing complaining of dizziness nausea Rescue Units arrive and transport to local hospital. Officers cleared. 12102106 06-809 Alarm - Fize. Sports/Activity Center. 6:02am: UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active tire alarm. Officers . arrive. no fire/no smoke. Alarm reset, officer cleared. 12102106 06-810 Traffic Violation. CTH G @ CTHA. 6:57pm. Citation issued to Jennifer a Caretta for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 12102106 06-811 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ Outer Loop Road. 9:12pm. Citation issued to Erica H Higuchi for Operating win a Valid DL and Verbalwarning for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 121/0210306-112 Tow Vehicle. Ranger Lot. 11:19pm. Chronic Violator vehicle was viewed illegally parked. Tow Company was requested. Officer cleared. 12104/06 06-813 Medical Assistance. Wyllie Hall. 1'2:14pm. Report of female fainted. Officer arrived, female is conscious and breathing. Medical units arrive, female refuse medical assistance. All Units cleared. 12104106 06·814 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. CTH JR @ Pet'-s Park. 3:55pm. Officer view vehicle in ditch. no injuries reported. Officer takes report. tow company requested. Offi cleared 12104/06 06-815 Lost and Found Property. Molinaro Hall. 4: 15pm. Complainant reports lost wallet containing $800.00 cash. Officer takes report and cleared. 12105/06 06-816 Traffic Violation. STH 31 @ CTH E. f2: 19am. Citation issued to Deanna Palmer for Operating After REV! SUSP and 2 Written Warnings. Officer cleared. 12/05/06 06-817' Criminal Damage to Property - State. Ranger Hall. 3: 14am. Complainant report the discharge of .extinguisher without consent. Officers arrive and take report. Officers cleared. 12105/06 06-811 Theft - From Building. University Apartments. 5:29pm. Complainant reports apartment broken into and cash taken from desk drawers. Officer takes report and cleared. 12105106 06-819 Harassment - Phone Calls. University Apartments. 7: 17pm. Complainant reports annoying telephone calls dorm telephone. Officer takes report and cleared. 12106106 06-820 Traffic Violation. CTH G. 8:38am. Citation issued to Latcyia'I Darden for Operating after S~spensjon or Revocation. Officer cleared. 12106/06 06-821 Agency Assist. Ranger Hall. J2:44pm. Officer were advised of Warrant Pick-Up Other Agency. Subject transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept. Public Safety Building "Jail". Officer cleared. 12106106 06-822 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Com ArCS Lot. 2: 11 pm. Complainant reports items were taken from vehicle ·wi'thout.consent. Officer takes report and cleared. 12106106 06-823 Traffic Accident-Nan-Reportable. Unioo Lot. 3:35pm. Complainant repofts accident, no injuri~s. Officer takes report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-824 Theft - From Building. Com Arts Building. 5:04pm. Complainant reports various items taken without consent. Officer takes report and cleared. 12106106 06-825 Tow Vehicle. Union Lot. 8:30pm. owner request Tow Company be called, due to vehicle not being able to s Officer standjng by until tow arrived then cleared. 12107/06 06-126 Traffic Vi~lation. 4100 Block of Outer Ireop Road. 9: lOam. Citation issued to Neal E Baughman for Speeding. Officer cleared. ' 12107/06 06-827 Harassment. Ranger Hall. 5: l2pm, Officer arrived and takes report. and complainant explained some other options. Officer cleared. . _ .._--~- .._--_._~---~ ........... 2 University of Wisconsin-Pork side 's Stvdert Newspaper 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ads@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Editor•in·Chief Design Manager Andr~w C. Westbrook Westb002@uwp.edu Soohyun Kim Kim00009@uwp.edu Business Manager . d . h Parmm er Smg - SinghOOOO@uwp .eau Advertising Manager k Henrt D. Gas ins GaskiOOO@uwp.edu News Page Editor I 1 KaitY.TI U mer eapoe666@yahoo.com Sports Page Editor Tyrone Payton Payto004@uwp.edu Arts and Culture Page Editor P. White White04 l@uwp.edu Photo Manager Dan Torkilsen dtork02@yahoo.com Design Assistants Illustrator Timothy Keith Griffen Jr. Dorian_Mogic@yahoo.com Erica Knutsen knuts008@uwp.edu Brittany Farino ortzyanimegirl@ool.com Staff Reporters Copy Editors Cartoonists Advisor . 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Newspapers crm be taken on a lm.t come, first serve basis, meanmg that once they are gone, they are gone. We work on the honor system, but violators a? will be prosecuted for theft. !'acuity members and tudcnLs • orgnnizalions who wish to u<;e ASSOCIAflD The Ranger , 'ews in classroom, COUl<ilATI ,b uld consul! the ed11 T· ,n-chid free The Ranger News Tuesday, Dece111ber 12, 2006 11 :00 AM-11 :00 PM Garn Day @ The Den The Den. Parkside Union Celebrate the final week of The Den (it's being closed to allow work on the Union E pansion) with fwe days of special events. Today is Game Day with board games, cards, and 'Twister' all day. 11 :00 AM-8:00 PM Second Senior Art Show Com Art Gallery The econd and final Senior Art Show featuring the computer lllu. tration, graphic design, and 3D animation of Dan Ellies. on, Kong Feng Lor, Amanda Petersen. and Gina Trevino. Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and 11 a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. 12:00 PM- I :00 PM Pie-O-Rama Main Place, Wyllie Hall The Eta Pi chapter of Sigma Gamma Epsilon gives you the opportunity to throw a cream pie at your favorite faculty member during the first-ever Pie-O-Rarna. There's also a pieeating contei;;t starting al 12:30 p.m. 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Concert: UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra Communication ArL Theatre UW-Parkside's Merry Music Month continues tonight when the UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra, conducted by Alvaro Garcia, storm the Communication Arts Theatre stage. 'Let us entertain you!' Alvaro says. ·our 'Gift of Music· concert offers a unique blend of holiday favorites and traditional pops tunes. along with a few surprises. Wetlnesday, Dece111Hr 13, 2006 11 :00 AM-8:00 PM Second Senior Art Show Com Art· Gallery Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday and Thursday and l l a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. 11:00AM-11 :00 PM Video Game Frenzy @ The Den 11le Den. Parkside Union Today it's Video Game FrcnL.) ith frt:e play on game!-> all day. 12:00 PM-1:00 PM Noon Concert: OW-Parkside Student Recital Union Cinema Theater 7:00 PM-8:00 PM Science Night: Astrobiology at UW-Parkside Greenquist 103 Astrobiology is the . tudy of life in the university. It ~ investigates the origin, evolution, distribution, and future of life on earth, and the search for life beyond our planet. This program features UW-Parkside students who are active in astrobiologicaJ re.-earch and will reveal their research accomplishments. Thursday, December 14, 2006 11 :00 AM-5:00 PM Second Senior An Show Com Arts Gallery Gallery hours for the show are 1 l a.in. to 5 p.m. Monday and Thun.day and 1 la.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. 11 :00 AM-11:00 PM Aloha Party @ The Den The Den. Parkside Union Today it's the Aloha Party. 7:30 PM-9:15 PM OW-Parkside Wind Ensemble & Community Band Corrununication Arts Theatre If you know·conductor and OW-Parkside Music Professor Mark Eichner, you know he likes the mu ic of Aaron Copland (he's certainly not alone). And Copland's Scenes from 'Billy the Kid' is prominently featured during this concert. There's also music composed by Camille Saint-Saens and David Bedford. Friday, Dece111ber 15, 2006 l LOO AM-5:00 PM The Den Rummage Sale The Den. Parkside Union Everything must go! The Den is closing to make way for the Union expansion and every last item--right down to the bowling shoes and pin ·--will be old. 12:00 PM- I :00 PM Concert: UW-Parkside Ensembles Union Cinema Theater It' an afternoon of ensembles! The UW-Parkside String En emble, Woodwind Ensemble, and Flute Ensemble arc in action. • - ... - J .. - December 12, 2006 12/01/06 06-803 Motori tAssi t- Other. CTH JR@ Outer Loop Road. 8: l 7am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch. Officer arrived, vehicle removed from ditch. Officer cleared. 12/02/06 06-804 Bail Jumping. Ranger Lot. 1 :36am. Anonymou Caller report ubject drinking and about to drive vehicle. Officer arrived; various citations issued 3 Underage Drinking Po . ession/Con ume, _ l Po se sion of Manjuana, J Bail Jumping and I Di orderly Conduct. Subject tran ported to Keno ha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety Building "Jail". Officers cleared. 12/02/06 06-805 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. Ranger Lot. 1:58am. CIB indicated active warrant. Subject unable to Post Bond. Then tran ported to Keno ha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety Building "Jail". Officer cleared 12/0206 06-806 Medical As istance. Com Arts Building. 6:42am . Report of female having che t pains. Officer arrive, female conscious and breathing. Rescue Units arrive, female transported to local hospital. Officers cleared. 12/02/06 06-807 Tow Vehicle. CTH JR @ CTH E. 8: l 6am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch due to icy conditions on roadway. Tow Company called and removed vehicle from ditch. Officer cleared. 12/02/06 06-808 Medical A i tance. Sports/Activity Center. I :36pm. Report of Male with possible head injury. Officers arrive, male con ciou and breathing complaining of dizziness nausea. Rescue Units arrive and transport to lo al hospital. Officers cleared. 12/02/06 06-809 Alarm -Fire. Sports/Activity Center. 6:02am. UWPPD Alann Panel reports active fire alarm. Officers arrive, no fire/no smoke. Alann re et, officer cleared. 12/02/06 06-810 Traffic Violation. CTH G@ CTHA. 6:57pm. Citation issued to Jennifer a Caretta for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 12/02/06 06-811 Traffic Violation. CTH JR@ Outer Loop Road. 9: 12pm. Citation issued to Erica H Higuchi for Operating w/o a Valid DL and Verba!"warning for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 12//02/03 06-812 Tow Vehicle. Ranger Lot. 11 :19pm. Chronic Violator vehicle was viewed illegally parked. Tow Company was requested. Officer cleared. 12/04/06 06-813 Medical Assistance. Wyllie Hall. 12: 14pm. Report of female fainted. Officer arrived, female is conscious and breathing. Medical unit.~ arrive, female refuse medical assistance. All Units cleared. 12/04/06 06-814 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. CTH JR@ Pet's Park. 3:55pm. Officer view vehicle in ditch, no injuries reported. Officer takes report. tow company requested. Offic cleared 12/04/06 06·815 Lost and Found Property. Molinaro Hall. 4: l Spm. Complainant reports lost wallet containing $800.00 cash. Officer takes rep rt and cleared . 12/05/06 06-816 Traffic Vioiation. STH 31 @ CTH E. f2: l9am. Citation is ued to Deanna Palmer for Operating After REV/ SUSP and 2 Written Warnings. Officer cleared. 12/05/06 06-817 Criminal Damage to Property-State. Ranger Hall. 3: l4am. Complainant report the discharge of extinguisher without consent Officers arrive and take report. Officers cleared. 12/05/06 06-818 Theft - From Building. University Apartment . 5:29pm. Complainant reports apartment broken into and cash taken from de k drawer . Officer take report and cleared. 12/05/06 06·819 Haras ment - Phone Call . University Apartments. 7: l 7pm. Complainant reports annoying telephone calls I dorm telephone. Officer takes report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-820 Traffic Violation. CTH G. 8:38am. Citation issued to Latoyia I Darden for Operating after Suspension or Revocation. Officer cleared. 12/06/06 06-821 Agency A ist. Ranger Hall. 12:44pm. Officer were advi ed of Warrant Pick-Up Other Agency. Subject tran. ported to Keno. ha Sheriff Dept Public Safety Building "Jail". Officer cleared. 12/06/06 06-822 Theft- From a Motor Vehicle. Com ArtS Lot. 2: 11 pm. Complainant reports items were taken from vehicle wi.thout con ent. Officer takes report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-823 Traffic Accident- on-Reportable. Union Lot. 3:35pm. Complainant reports accident. no injuri~s. Officer take report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-824 Theft - From Building. Com Art Building. 5:04pm. Complainant report various item taken without consent. Officer take report and cleared. 12/06/06 06-825 Tow Vehicle. Union Lot. 8:30pm. Owner reque t Tow Company be called, due to vehicle not being able to srart Officer landing by until tow arrived then cleared. 12/07/06 06-826 Traffic Violation. 4100 Block of Outer Loop Road. 9: 10am. Citation issued to Neal E Baughman for Speeding. Officer cleared. 12/07/06 06-827 Hara sment. Ranger Hall. 5:12pm. Officer arrived and take report, and complainant explained some other option . Officer cleared. ·---·------····· ... -·-· ... - .. -- -.. ... - .. - - .. .,._ ---~ ........ ~~:~~be~r~21~O2~O,~6~=============T=he=R=a=ng=e~r :N:=ew=s!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~==============3===================:_ BUDGET from cover Senator Carly-Anne Surber. The first of he Origin of oakes lizards have hind timbs. In 1997 Caldwell and Leses fouod fossils Pachyt!Jachis era that 'live snakes with hind limbs, snake to the ils 'of snakes eloped hand that they are a sister osasaurs. Aniloded ave a lateros sphenoid ~. Scolecophided snakes ·'1rave a single mental foramen. A regressive ancestral condition for squamates is an anapsid skull. The way to maximize the cross section of the jaw adductor musculature in a close space .s by manipulating the muscle ~cture. end of the lecture, ~gywasnot ,=~_::ugh to identify ('!! nships and that JIlltions on snake versity of Wisconsin- Parkside SCHOLARSHI application. One dea these pieces of legislation was a resolution to ~tr~nglyurge the faculty senate to extend acnvrty hour to include 12:00 p.m.-I :00 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays in addition to the present 12:oo-I:()(} p.m. periods on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The second resolution stated. "Parkside Student Government Association sees fit to establish the position of LGTBQ Director for the upcoming 2007 -2008 year, and will forward this document to The Ranger News for release:' All three of these resolutions were tabled until the regularly scheduled meeting on Fnday, Dec. 8; however, during that meeting those resolutions were tabled once again because of time constraints. The Dec. 8 meeting started off with a presentation by Parkside Police Chief Michael Manion. The presenation was an informational session about Tasers and their use in law enforcement after the Mount Pleasant Police department donated four Tasers to Parkside Police. He spoke about the possibility of officers carrying these weapons; although, he said only two would be in use at any given time because of the number of officers on duty. ii!IIIMENTAL HEALTH from cover Manion said that the Tasers would serve as an intermediate step between initial contact and deadly force. He 'tressed thaI they would be another option for officers ~hen.are confronted with dangerous Situations. The second half of the meeting was spent discussing PSGA's 07-08 budget proposal. Per the new spending guideline, budget proposals must be passed by the general membership of an organization before being submitted to SUFAC. Senator Carly-Anne Surber suggested a cut in the stipends across the board. President Tyson Fettes defended the proposed stipends, saying that he is the lowest-paid student government president among 4-year UW-System schools and thaI the percentage of the budget proposal spent on stipends is 3 percent lower than the 35 percent that they could have requested. The motion to cut the stipend figure. was voted on and not approved. The senate then voted on the budget proposal as a whole, and it was approved. Young on the senate nominees was postponed. The next PSGA meeting will be Friday, Dec. 15, in Molinaro D139. Treatment Act. The two lawmakers also held a press conference in September with others in recovery to appeal for treating addiction on par with other medical conditions in addition to this bill. There are as many as 80 other members of the house with mental health or substance use issues themselves. Over 300 organizations across the U.S. support the passage of this bill, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, American Federation for Suicide Prevention, Brain Injury Association of America Inc., Center for Women's Policy Studies, Easter Seals. ational Council on Aging, National Eating Disorders Association. United Jewish Communities. and the Wisconsin Psychological Association. According to Renee Kirby, the Disabilities Coordinator for UW-Parkside, the university has approximately 275 to 300 students each year with documented disabilities, approximately 80 with a diagnosed mental illness, and 78 with a diagnosed learning disability each year; she noted that 90 percent of students have more than one diagnosed disability. Half of the number of students with documented disabilities would benefit from this legislation. The benefit is that a student who needed immediate hospitalization for a mental health iss.!!ecould not be turned away by the hospital for the inability to pay, an experience she had in the past. Kirby said that eventually suitable placement was found for the student with the help of the caseworker and the on call p ychiatric professional at the hospital to a local residential treatment center. but what if there had been no room there? Kirby believes me bill will restore the earlier cuts made by President Bu ...h to the mental health and veterans program, due to the war. which doesn't make sense to Kirby. This bill would guarantee that the limits placed on treatment times would be made equal to those of treatment of physical illnesses. One aspect of thi bill is that it forces insurance companies to stop requiring higher co-pays, higher deducribles. higher co-in urance. and limiting doctor visit, and ho pital !-l(3)JS for mental health patients by extreme compared to physical health patient: will have to be equalized according to treatment plan recommendancns set out in the DSM (IV). The ational Alliance on Mental Illness has posted on il' Web. ite at \\ ww. nami.org under ill! Leg: lathe Action Center, an urgent call for the general public and professionals to contact their representatives while they are home over the holiday break to urge them to sign on to the Ramstad-Kennedy discharge petition on HR 1402. , The Ranger News The origin of Snakes BY ROBERT ROSATI rosat()OO@uwp.edu Olivier Rieppel gave a Jecture on the origin of snakes last Friday at noon in Greenquist 101, Rieppel is the curator of Fossil Amphibians and R@lcs and chairman of die Department. of Geology at the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago. Rieppel is from Switzerland; he studied in London and graduated from the University of Zurich. In 1951, a hypothesis was fonned that snakes come from a terrestrial origin. Snakes originated from reduced limbed lizards as evidenced by the reduction of eye and limbs. Many lineages i~tly reduced limb to aryina degrees. Limb reduced sq111rnates ~ by pushing with their bis thr~h substrate by inqlimilizing dlo size of their head and body. 111',v., .... -,..ow lizards consolidate their kull and lower jaw. The skull is not a good tool to use when ~-However, due to - adaptation, their bniDcue ~ larger thus making their ~ a good tool for burrowing. Fossils dating back 130 W1lion years are most informative from the Middle East; they show lizards have hind limbs. In 1997, Caldwell and Leses found fossils from the Pachyrhachis era that ~_pdnutive snakes with weJl-4eveloped hind limbs, which link the snake to the 'fflDMIW Fossils of snakes fiith weJl.developed hand limbi _. that they are a sister group to mosasaurs. Aniloded IIIIIDI have a lateros sphenoid bone. Scolecophided snakes have a single mental forarnen. A regressive ancestral condition for squamates is an anap id skull. The way to maximize the cross section of the jaw adductor musculature in a close space is by manipulating the muscle architecture. At 1he end of the lecture, be Mid osteology was not aatisfactqry coough to identify all snake relationships and that preconceived tions on snake relationships show.a not be allowed to prevent the evaluation ~ an unorlhodox hypodieais. When asked what made him decide to study the origin of anakes, Rieppel said. '1t was a problem that had to be investigated." n versity of Wisconsin-Parkside CBOLA SRI application. One deadlin ebruary 1, 2 ;;:llW BUDGET from cover Senator Carly-Anne Surber. The first of the e piece of legislation wa a re elution to _tr?ngly urge the faculty senate to extend act1VIty hour to include 12:00 p.rn.-l :00 p.m. on Tuesdays an<l Thursday in addition to the present l 2:00-1 :00 p.m. periods on Mondays, Wedne day , and Fridays. The second resolution stated, "Parkside Student Government A sociation sees fit to establish the po ition of LGTBQ Director for the upcoming 2007-2008 year, and will forward this document to The Ranger News for relea e." All three of these re olulion were table~ until the regularly cheduled meeting on Fnday. Dec. 8; however, during that meeting those resolutions were tabled once again because of time constraints. The Dec. 8 meeting tarted off with a pre entation by Park ide Police Chief Michael Marzion. The presenation wa an in~onnational es ion about Taser. and their use in law enforcement after the Mount Pleasant Police department donated four Tasers to Park ide Police. He poke about the possibility of officers carrying these weapons; although, he said only two would be in use at any given time becau e of the number of officer on duty. Jl:11• MENTAL HEALTH from cover Treatment Act. The two lawmakers al o held a pre s conference in September with others in recovery to appeal for treating addiction on par with other medical conditions in addition to this bill. There are as many as 80 other member of the hou e with mental health or ub lance u e issue them elves. Over 300 organizations aero the .S. support the pas age of this bill, including the American Academy of Pediatric , American Federation for Suicide Prevention, Brain Injury As ociation of America Inc., Center for Women '. Policy · tudi . , . r I , t u ii on Aging. ational Eating Disorders Association, United Jewish Communitie and the Wi con in Psychological A, sociation. According to Renee Kirby. the Disabilitie Coordinator for W-Park. ide, the university ha. approximate!; '275 to 300 tudent each year with documented disabilities, appro. imately 80 with a diagno ed mental illne . and 78 with a diagnol\ed learning di ability ach ) car: she noted that 90 percent of studenL ha, e more than one diagno ed disabilit . Half of the number of tudents with documented di abilities would benetil from lhi legislation. The benefit is that a student "- ho needed immediate ho pitalization for a mental health i ue could not be turned away by the ho pital for the mability to pa). 3 Manion said that the Ta er would serve a an intermediate . t p between initial contact and deadly fore . He ,Lr ed th l they would be another option for offic r ':hen. are confronted with dangerou 1tuat1on .. The econd half of the m eting wa pent di cu fog p GA'. 07-0 budget propo al . Per the new spending euid Jin budget propo al mu t be pa ~ed~b , lh general membership of an organiz ·tion before being ubmitted to S E-\ . enator Carly-Anne, urber u g I d a cut in the tipend. aero . the board. President Ty on Fette defend d th propo ed stipend . a) in that he i the lowest-paid tud nt government p idcnt among 4-year U -Sy tern sch I and th 1 the percentage of the budget propo I pent on . tipend is 3 percent lower than th . _ percent that they could have requ ted. The motion to cut the tipend fi urei was VQted on and not approved. Th enat then voted on the budget propo. al a. a whole, and it wai appro,ed. otin on th enate nominee "- po tponcd. Th nc t PSGA meeting will be riday. . 15, in 1olinaro D139. an experience he had in lh pa t. irby :aid that e,entually uitable pla ement wa. found for the tudent with the h Ip o the caseworker and lh on c II p • hi tric profe ional at the h pita! in a I al re. id ntial treatm nt center, but \\hal i there had been no room th re. Kirb. believe the bill ill r t 4 The Ranger! ews December 12..·2006 , Parkside Choirs Sing Like Angels BY BRETT HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp.edu The choirs, overall, sang brilliantly. As any choral concert should be, the singing was the The UW-Parkside choral best part. However, what really department held a concert on drew me and other audience - Sunday, Dec. 3, at 3:30 p.m.The members out of the concert were performances were absolutely the numerous lulls. or awkward superb. breaks, in between numbers The UW-Parkside choirs, that were nothing but waiting, under the direction of Dr. James and waiting and waiting for B. Kinchen, Jr., held a special something to happen. benefit concert for two important Tbese pauses in the show local charities: Even Start and forced Dr. Kinchen to make Project New Life. All proceeds a couple improv speeches. went to these two groups. It appeared as if the stage Halfway through the directions and knowing who was performances, Kinchen took supposed to do what at a specific the time to acknowledge some time and place in the concert audience members who were were not solidified beforehand. affiliated with the two charities. For example, after the Kinchen told the audience what last song that was listed in the good each charity does within program, the audience members the Racine and Kenosha areas. applauded and began to leave. The audience was then asked to However, they noticed that the support the charities as much as choir was still standing on the possible, Al that moment, in the stage risers. middle of the concert, Kinchen A few choir members jumped got out his pre-signed personal off of the risers and began to checks and gave them to each of disappear offstage. These few the charities. Kinchen wanted to stragglers were called back onto make sure that everyone iii the the risers by the remaining choir , . , thea!'!' ~e~ t!'~t he !,~c.ti7~S_, ~ • .', ~m~~: /:~}~t a~~."Jw~~'!t ,,. what he p. .reaches. ' ". ( . , by before the majori,y of'the Although he still didn't hit the high notes perfectly, Peralta's charisma made it work out just fine. The style of the song, West Indian Calypso, also helped him out drastically. Peralta's sliding vocal_smatched the song's style beautifully. [was also impressed to see that Peralta had the entire song memorized. He had ari enormous solo, which must have been fairly difficult to memorize. My personal favorite song that University Chorale sang was still "Marry a Woman Uglier than You." This little number is always quite the crowd pleaser. Once again, the audience cracked up at the song's lyrics. The title probably had something to do with it, too. Voices of Parkside sang eight numbers: "Praise Ye the Lord," ."God is a Spirit," "Sing unto the Lord," "If music be the Food of Love," "Hail Mary," "Do not Awaken the Sleeping Little Baby," "Rockin' Jerusalem," and "Three Spanish Carols" ("Pastores a Belen," "Que regalo?," and "Adorer eI Nino"). The soloists in "Rockin' Jerusalem" were Kristina Dahl and Adrian O'Connor. Dahl's operatic, soprano voice soared once more. O'Connor gave a good attempt at his solo but was a'iittle Oat for most of it. "If Music be the Food of better job than when .1last saw , Love" was definitely one of him perform the piece, ." 't e: , , my two favorite songs. that this waiting choir finally decided to exit. This made a couple people sitting in the audience yell, ''Well. is that the end, or isn't it?" That was clearly the question that everyone had at the time, both on and off the stage. University Chorale initially sang seven songs: "Hallelujah!" "All ye who music love," "All Ye that Cried unto the Lord," "A Red, Red Rose," "Marry a Woman Uglier than You," "Lo! How A Rose E'er Blooming," and "Alleluia." "Hallelujah!" started off the concert with a powerful and dynamic entrance. Rita Torcaso, a student conductor, directed the choir during "La! How A Rose E'er Blooming." Robin Haselwander, another student conductor, directed the choir during" All ye who music loves." Peterval Peralta, a tenor in the University Chorale and the soloist in "Marry a Woman Uglier than You," did a much particular choir sang. 1 listened to part of this song while closin»0- my eyes. I got goose bumps all over my arm~. The song was so entrancing that I got sleepier as it continued. Not only was this a gorgeous song to begin with, but also the choir performed it with 8 perfection. " My other favorite song that this choir performed was Gregory Berg's ''Do not Awaken the Sleeping Little Baby." This number was a fun, staccato piece. I In other words, this song's notes and lyrics w~re short, accented, and choppy. It was another beautiful piece. High Five, a female ensemble, final!thad all of its members on stage to perform the Meredith Willson classic from "The Music Man," -rui There Was You." The members included Elizabeth Lynn Hanson, Briana Lipor, Aimee Miller, Sha- Nita Rhea, and Lizann Villatoro. The first time Iheard this song performed by this group, I thought it sounded fairly decent. It is difficult to produce a 'great number when not all of the group's members are present. This time around. with each of the members there, the song was brilliantly sung. It was absolutely gorgeous! After High Five performed, the audience was Invited to sing 3 couple Christmas carols with the choir. The audience and choir were directed by Carly Potter and Terry Spradlin. The caroling sounded like it was a big hit. University Chorale was back on the stage to close out the show with four shorter pieces. They sang "Pat-a-Pan,' "Nia,' "Earol of the Bells," and "My God is an Awesome God." The final song, "My God is an Awesome God." was. a delightful ending to an excellent concert: This song had the choir swaying, sidestepping, and smiling throughout the entire piece. The soloists were Ayesu Lartey, Lizann Villatoro, and Benjamin Hacker. Each of these soloists did a great job and had a nice. strong voice. Bravo to you all! There was supposed to be one more section of the audience joining with the choir in singing more Christmas carols. but this moment never happened. Alejandro Alumbreros accompanied the choirs on piano. .1've never seen Alumbreros perform before, but he was clearly a professional and has been playing the piano for a long time. He was fun to watch, and his hand movements on the keys were intriguing. Although this was a faprastic concert, there weren't many audience members. 1• 4 The Ranger News December 12, 2006 Parkside Choirs Sing Lik~ Angels BY BRETT HOUDEK houde000@uwp.edu The UW-Parkside choral department held a concert on Sunday, Dec. 3, at 3:30 p.m.The performances were absolutely superb. The UW-P arkside choirs, under the direction of Dr. James B . K inchen, Jr., held a special benefi t concert for two i mportant local charities: Even Start and Proj ect New Life. A ll proceeds went to the e twQ group s. Halfway th roug h the performanc e , Kinc he n took the time to acknowledge some audience member who were affiliated with the two charities . Kinchen told the audience what good each charity does within the Racine and Kenosha areas. The audience was then asked to s upport the charities as much as possible. At that moment, in the middle of the concert, Kinchen got out his pre-signed personal checks and gave them to each of the charities. Kinchen wanted to make sure that everyone in the thea ~e kn.e""'._ that he J.>~C!iCCS what he p reac hes . The choirs, overall, sang brilliantly. As any choral concert should be, the singing was the best part. However. what really drew me and other audien c · members out of the concert were the numerou lulls. or awkward breaks, in between numbers that were nothing but waiting, and waiting and waiting for o me th i ng to happen. These pauses in the how fo rced Dr. Kin chen to make a couple improv speec hes. It appeared as if t he stage directions and knowing who wa uppo ed to do wh at at a specific time an d place in th e concert were not olidified befo re h and . F or example, after the last song that was listed in the prog ram, the audience members applauded and began to leave. However, they noticed that the choir was still s tanding on the stage risers. A few choir members jumped off of the risers and began to disappear offstage. These few stragglers were called back onto the risers by the remaining choir members. M least a minute went 0by before the majority of the waiting choir finally decided to exit. This made a couple people sitting in the audience yell, "Well. is that the end, or isn't it?" That wa clearly the question that everyone had at the Lime, both on and off the stage. University Chorale initially sang seven songs: "Hallelujah!" ''Al l ye who music love," "All Ye that Cried unto the Lord," " A Red, Red Rose," " M arry a Woman Ugli er than Yo u ," " Lo! How A Ro e E'er Bl ooming," an d "AJleluia." " Halle lujah !" started off the concert with a pow erful and dynamic e ntrance . Rita Torcaso, a s tudent conductor, d irecte d the choir during "Lo! How A Rose E ' er Blooming." Robin H aselwander, another student conductor, directed the choir during "All ye who music loves." Peterval Peralta, a tenor in the University Chorale and the soloist in "Marry a Woman Uglier than You," did a much better job than when I last saw him perform the p~ ., Although he. till didn't hit the high notes perfectly, Peralta's charisma made it work out just fine. The style of the song, West Indi an Cal ypso, also helped him ou t drastically. Peralta 's sliding vocal_s matched the song's style beautifully. I was also impre sed to see that Peralta had the entire song memorized. He had an enormous olo, which must ha e been fairly difficult to memo1;ze. My personal favorite ong that University Chorale sang was still "Marry a Woman Uglier than You." This little number is always quite the crowd pleaser. Once again, the audience cracked up at the song's lyrics. The title probably had omething to do with it, too. Voices of Parkside sang eight numbers: " Prai e Ye th e Lord," ."God i a Spiri t ," " Sing u n to the Lord," "If mu sic be th e Food of Lo ve," " H ai l Mary," " Do not Awaken the Sleeping Little Baby," " Roc kin ' Jerusalem," and " Three Spanish Carols" ("Pastore s a Belen," "Que regalo?," and " Adorar el Nino"). The soloists in "Roclcin ' Jerusalem" were Kristina Dahl and Adrian O ' Connor. Dahl's operatic, soprano voice s~ared once more. O 'Connor gave a good attempt at his solo but was a little flat for most of it. "If Music be the Food of Love" was definitely one of my two favorite songs that this particular choir sang. I listened to part of this song while closino 0 my eye . I got goose bumps all over my arms. The song was 0 entrancing that I got sleep ier as it continued. Not only was this a gorgeous ong to begin with, but also the choir performed it with perfection. My other favorite song that this choir performed was Gregory Berg' "Do not Awaken the Sleeping Little B aby." Thi s number was a fun, staccato pi ece. In other word , thi o n g' notes and lyric were s hort, accented, and choppy. It was ano th er beautiful piece. High Five, a female en emble, finally had all of its members on stage to perform the Meredith Willson classic from "The Music Man," "Tili There Was You." The membe rs included Elizabeth Lynn Hanson, Briana Lipor, Aimee Miller, ShaNita Rhea, and Lizann Villatoro. The first time I heard this song performed by this group, I thought it sounded fairly decen t. It is difficult to produce a ·great numtier when not all of the group'. members are present. T his time around, with eacli of the members there, the song was brilliantly ung. It was ab olutely gorgeous! After High Five performed, the audience was invited to si ng a couple Christmas carols with the choir. The audience and choir were directed by Carly Potter and Terry Spradlin. The caroling sounded like it was a big hit. University Chorale was back on the tage to close out the show with four shorter pieces . They sang "Pat-a-Pan," "Nia," "Carol of the Bells," and "My God is an Awesome God ." The final song, "My God is an Awesome God." was a delightful ending to an excellent concert. This song had the choir swaying, sidestepping, and ·mi ling throughout the entire piece. The soloi ts were Aye u Lartey, Lizann Villatoro, and Benjamin Hack er. Each of the e o l ois t d id a great j ob an d had a nice, strong vo ice. B ravo to you a ll ! There was suppo ed to be o ne more ec tion of th e audience joining with the choir in singing more Chris tmas carols, but thi s moment never happened. Alejandro Alumbreros accompanied the choirs on piano. I've never seen Alumbreros perform before, but he was clearly a professional and has been playing the piano for a long time. He was fun to watch, and his hand movements on the keys were intriguing. Although this was a fantastic concert, there weren't many audience members. I [)ecernber12.2006 SeAl••-or Art S ow The Ranger News BY ROBERT ROSATI rosatOOO@uwp.edu The Communication Arts Gallery hosted the semester's first Senior Art Show. The three artists who were featured during the Senior Art Show were Jamison Bell, William Hinca and Michael Rash. ' All three of them had a number of works on display, to the point where 55 total items were on display for the public to look at. Bell showcased numerous works that were completed through the process of printmaki n 0O' Hinca displayed many designs that used graphic artistry, and Rash had an abundance of illustrations on display. 'In addition to their art work, all three artists had statements on display for the public to view, which gave an insight into what types of characteristics are present in their works as well as revealing a bit about themselves. Exerts from Hinca's statement were "Like a ~haracter in a font, my function IS to communicate speci fie messages to my audiences. My structural features of bold italic, serif or san serif offer ' a variety of representations information-and experienc~s. "The majority of my graphics consist of strategic focal points consisting of classical forms and elements of characters. but from a new perspective or with a new motivation for sales. Iallocate collective parameters of color d~nsity, placement, and graphics either in motion or static for my works," Portions of Rash's statement were "Every artist should strive to affect or change anyone coming in coiuact with his or her art work. The duty of an artist should couple expression with practical executiou.jind within such a simplistic format, become casual agents of transformation or recognition in the audience. "My work seeks to do so by combining certain idealistic elements of formalism with an added emotional context of imagery and shape." Portions of Bell's statement were "In order for me to be an artist I must be constantly having in my artistic environment this is where I live and find my inspiration. is why I do what I do. This inspiration comes from the everyday items. where I see fonn and artistic design. 'These ideas come from my ~ history in the automotive and industrial fields. I tend- ~g to foeus,.onJ.1:Je ~p£eneraLion,_ .. _,~z of an industry and the graffiti ~ approach in industrial decay. g Bell stated" ~ A Bitter-Sweet Peace iliol111ll1QJIW 16111\fl .Il),l RlI[lI;I 1I\Q 1I:£Iul <:hrlstmal' En-. 1914.' 00._'l\ow4o\I\.1 t;M<""",",,_\,,--I..- .................It>_.r .......... "'-I_~...ol[ .......... L.M'-d UII a irue !\tury. .' ,.1 ... I:' .. ,,1,. , , 5 Guitar Ensemble BY ROBERT ROSATI - . RosatOOO@uwp.edu were w.nuen by Antonio Lauro. The Music department Lindquist and Robin-on sponsors free concerts in i:rfonned Fernando or', the Union Cinema Theater ue~ m Tho Mmemcms once every Wednesday at noo Robinson \, '010 performance Wednesday Dec 6 G . n. had concluded. The Guuar . '. unar En bl Ensemble performed at th ~111 e reappeared on Union Cinema Theater T~" \tag.e a... an entire group and concen was directed b~Gee ~rtc.mned" uite 111 C 1aJor" Lindquist. orge 1 ~ Leonhard \ on COAl!. op. Th h _6 to end the how It "a a d e s ow opened wiIth SI.X spectacular concert ance numbers from the 17th and I th centuries. including "Menuette" by Teleman and "Bourree" by Bach. which were performed by the entire group. After that, Vivaldi's "Andante" from the "Concerto G" was performed. In solo performances. Keith Abrams played "Caprice" by Carcassi and "Waltz" by Carulli. Travis Robinson then took center stage while performing "Vals Venezolano No. 2" and "Virgilio:' both of which Black Student Union Has a Fashionable Night " .. .' JOYEIJX NOEL ('nm"," (;1I11I~TI'I \S) .Y RAMON A. JAIMEZ JaimeOOl@uwp.edu It's hard to carry on the business 9f war when Debas shared a drink with the enemy. Such is the eSSQDof Christian Carion's "Joyeux Noel," shown DIbe Uoion Cinema last Wednesday as part of e Student Foreign Film Series despite technical 55ues Ibat delayed the start of the film. Carion's film examines the events of the first '~lrrujs.~d,tI!e,fjt:s~~ f!~"of,WqrldWar I" in which German. French. and Scottish soldiers enjoyed each other's drink, music, and company to come together on a frozen battlefield to forget the war for a few hours. Together opposing sides of war came to a peace that their commanders could nOl understand or accept, disbandjng or relocating those units which had fraternized with the opposition, for as the film's tagline says. "Without all enemy. lhere can be no war:' The unique horror of World War I, in which there is constant shelling and mOre than a few mjssions with very high casualty rates, is hard to comprehend ill the modern world where in we can see whole wars fought on television and won during commercial breaks. With an absolutely perfect location. the snow, the trenches. and the bombings are brought back to horrid reality. Fear and disparity play on the faces of the soldiers, perfectly portrayed throughout the film. The sense of loss and a desire for home are made palpable by the end where, for getting so close to the enemy, soldiers are denied the chance to see their families before headi.n.g to a new front. If "Joyeux Noel" suffers from anything it is a slow, plodding, pace. To get the audience in touch with the soldiers, there is a great effort made to focus on little things and minor moments that anyone could relate roo And. while this is effective, it forces the film to crawl at times. None the less, "Joyeux Noel" proves to be an enjoyable and enlightening step into the First World War and the hopes and hardships suffered therein. t 1: CAMILLA SI~10S simon026@uwp.edu Excitement. cncrg} and Sl) Ie were ju ... t ...ome of the words that could dc..c.ribc Black Student Union· ...f'a\hlon Sho" Frid3) night lllarlcd th~ ~nd annual show. The free e\ ent \\'h held I~ Main Place and featured l:\\ Park,ide ,tudeDh modellOg clothing frPm local ,Ulre . .,ul.:h as Attitude. Buc~le, CharI oliO Ruse. Boston tore, After Hours. Debb. and Morage The opening catcg.o£). entitled "Up and Coming" had clothing from UW-Parkslde student Edward Griffin. Grifhn. the CEO and founder of the online hip hop magazine www. hiphopuciLcom, designed shirts for the Web site. Other categories were titled Urban. Business; and Formal. Each had about 15 models per category. Masters of ceremonies Duane Johnson and Latoya Henry kept the audience amused with dancing. singing, and laughter. WIPZ DJ.'d the music at this event The event was opened with special guests Deuce Deuce, a hip-hop group from Milwaukee ..,) way ofCtn \., udrc- C members were n ouraged t tand up and da.m: 10 the: beat Dunng tnt mu Ion. (he C'h t Dan ...c learn llcrtuncd the .ludlcn C' \\uh roulll1 Ih r ux:ludcd hlp--h0!l retlll \ rOil I lal gu t en: 1I1\'II~dh y,.av of \ Ir invitation The I ull nd 'taff \\e aled I lal lahl nc r the fron. of Ih lage and \\ ~ ~I\en lal tn:atlJl('nl "lIh ~ ndJ ht t hi and catcn.-d sand\\1ct JaJ...131(lhn n pro~ammtng chair of th e\ cnl. -.ald .... h ultcnUnn hlf thi ) eat' 00\\ I 10hOI' I n' mcamng and more Iud nl cxpo\ure ., The c\t.nt \\3 \Cf) crowded and had man) gu from ,urroundmg 11001 . uch as UW-Mlh .. ukee. W. Whitewater. Marquette, and Carthage College. Dam'ha WillIam> •• member of the audience, was very Impressed WIth the show "I like how they featured different c10dung Slyl ..... said. "Everydung was up 10 date and very organm:d. Ihope they have anod>er one." oece,mber 12, 2006 e ro at000@uwp.edu The Communication Arts Gallery hosted the semester's first Senior Art Show. The three artists who were featured during the Senior Art Show were Jamison Bell, William Hinca. and Michael Rash. All three of them had a number of works on display, to the point where 55 total items were on di play for the public to look at. Bell howcased numerous works that were completed through the proces of printmakmg. Hinca displayed many design that used graphic artistry, and Rash had an abunaance of illustrations on di play. In addition to their art work, aJJ three artists had statements on display for the public to view, which gave an insight into v,.hat types of characteristics are prt:sent in their works as well a revealing a bit about themselves. Exerts from Hinca ·s statement were "Like a character in a font, my function i. to communicate specific mes ages to my audiences. My structural feature. of bold, italic. serif or san serif ofter a variety of representation . information and experiences. ''The majority of my graphic. consist of strategic focal points consisting of clas. ical ~ rms and elements of characters, but from a new perspective or with a new motivation for sales. I allocate collective parameter of color. density, placement and graphic either in motion or static for my works." Portions of Ra!sh 's stat ment w re ".l~,ery artist should strive to affect r change anyone coming in co11tact with his or her art work. The duty of an artist should couple expression with practical xecution, ,l_nd within such a simpli:tic fom1a1. become casual agents of tmnsformation or recognition in the audience. "My work seeks to do so by The Ranger News combining certain 1dcali ti element s of formalism with an added emotional conte t of imagery and shape." Portions of Bell' ·tatement were · In order for me to be an arti t l must be constantly having in m} arti. tic environment thi. i v.here l liH! and find my inspiration. i h) J do \\ hat I do. Thi 1n p1ration come from the e, Cl) day item where I ee form and arti ti .------,.. _ A Bitter-Sweet Peace ( hrl IR ~ hi', 11114. • ........... ,.. .......... , ......... , .... I ....... ~ .......... ~ ........ ,._,t[ ... P'tttrJ. ( r, I _.) ( --•-- ) JO ~!JI .. ~,~ El in which Gennan. French. and coui h soldiers enjoyed each other· drink. music. and company to come logcth r on a fro.ten battlefield to forget the 'I\ for a few hour .. Together oppo ing sides of war came to a peace that their commanders 1.:ould not under tand or accept. disbanding or relocating tho e units which had fratemi7ed with th opposition. for as the tilm' taglinc a) ... "Without an enemy. there can be no Y.ar. The unique horror or World War I. in which there is con tanr shelling and more than a few missions with ,cry high casualty rates, is hard to comprehend in the modem world where in we can ee whole war fought on tele, i. ion and won during commercial breaks. With an absolutely pertect location. the sno\\, tl1e trenches. and the bombings are brought back to horrid reality. Fear and disparity play on the faces of the . oldiers. perfectly po rtrayed th roug hout th e film . The en. e of loss and a de ire for home are rn_ade paJpable by the end where. for ge tll?g o close to the enemy, soldiers are demed the chance to ee their fami lie before heading to a new front. . If "Joyeux oel'' uffers from anything L-------~~~:_..:::..:::::::~:_ ______ __. it is a low, plodding, pace. T~ get th e . audience in touch with the soldiers, there Y RAMON A. JAIMEZ jaimeOOI@uwp.edu It's hard to carry on the business 9f war when ne has shared a drink with the enemy. Such is the CSSon of Christian Carion's "Joyeux Noel," shown 0 the Union Cinema last Wedne day as part ~f e Student Foreign Film Series de pite techrucaJ ssues that delayed the start of the film. Canon's film eitamines the events of tbe firS t · stmas, and the .first <;ease ~.re, of Worl<l W~ I, · is a great effort made to focu on little things an! . ts that anyone could relate to. An ' mmor momen fi wl at hil this is effective, it forces the lm to era : e None the Jess, "Joyeux Noel" proves to be :::joyable and enlightening step i~to the;trs~ World War and the hopes and hardships su ere therein. Guitar Ensemble BY ROBERT ROS Tl Ro,atOOO@uwp.edu The 1u\tc department sponsor free concen m the nion Cinema Theater eve!) Wedne. da) at n n. Wedne da}. Dec. 6. Guitar En emblc perfonncd at the nion Cinema Thl: tcr. Th concert 'I\ a, direct d by G org Lindqui t. The h \\ opened with i dance numhcr from th 17th and I th centurie , including .. lenueue" b) Telcman and "Bourree" by Ba ·h. , hi h \\ ere perfonned b) the entire group, After that. Vivaldi" "Andante•· from the ··concerto G" 'I\ a perfonned. In olo perfonnanl Keith bmm. played ··caprice" b) Carca i and "Waltz" by arulli. Tra,i R bin n tage whil performing "Val \'enezolano Black Student nion Has a Fa hionable 'fht:openm entitled " p nd omin clothing from \ •-~ r id student~Edward riffin Gri Im the CEO and found r o 1 online hip hop magazin w · hiph pucit.com. design d hirt fo r the We b ite. 0th r ateg rie \\ tjtled Urban, Bu in ; and Formal. Each had bout 15 model per category. Ma ter., o ceremonies Duane John n and Latoya Henry kep~ lhe ~ud~e n amu ed with dancmg. 10 mg. and laughter. WIPZ DJ. 'd lhe musi c at thi event. . The event was opened \\1th special gu lS Deuce Deuce. a hip-hop group from Milwaukee ht 5 6 The Ranger News December 12,2006 Men Lose Two Leads on Road BY JOSH TALYOR taylo039@uwp.edu The UW-Parkside Men's Basketball team took a trip to Illinois for two Great Lakes Valley Conference games last week. The Rangers returned with two hard fought losses and a conference record of 1-3 (6-4 overall). The team suffered a loss of 66-62 to the Cougars of SIU Edwardsville on Thursday night, Dec. and another defeat of 82-72 to the Hawks of Quincy University on Saturday afternoon, Dec. The Rangers led until late in both games. Good all-around effort by both teams had Thursday's game against SIU-Edwardsville tied at the end of the first half .. As a team, the Rangers made five three-pointers • and shot 45.2 percent from the field in the first half. Brad Ferstenou and Cory Brezovar both knocked down two jumpers each from long range. The Cougar's matched the hot shooting of the Rangers with a first half percentage of 51.7 from the field. There were six ties and five. lead changes in the first half, with Lavontay Fenderson taking-flight with a powerful slam to tie the game at 34 to end the first half. UW-Parkside's nice shooting continued in the second half. as the Rangers added four more threepointers and shot 42.9 percent from the field. The game' continued to be tight, however, as the lead continued to flip-flop between UWParks ide and Sill-Edwardsville. While attempting 13 more shots from the charity stripe than the Rangers' single second half free throw attempt, the Cougars captured a four-point lead over the Panthers with 3 :08 remaining in the game. Fenderson then hit a threepoint shot to reduce the Cougar's lead to one, making the score 63- 62. A pair of turnovers and missed shots by UW-Parkside allowed SIU-Edwardsville to pull away with the 66-62 victory over the Rangers. Ferstenou led all Rangers with 14 points, while Fenderson and Brezovar both contributed with 13 points in Thursday's difficult contest. UW-Parkside arrived at Quincy University on Saturday, Dec. 9, desiring a win to redeem Thursday's loss. The team found itself in another tense first half of basketball. The Rangers jumped out to an early seven-point lead, making five of their first six shots from the field. . The Rangers shot 43.3 percent from the field for the entire half. Quincy quickly diminished UW-Parkside's lead with their own great shooting, making five of eight froin threepoint range for 62.5 percent. Quincy's Andre Muse finished the first half with a three-pointer to capture the lead for·Quincy; however, La Ventay Fenderson and Kyle Clark's first half points of 12 and II, respectively, kept the Rangers close behind the Hawks at halftime. Quincy University entered the second half by quickly securing an eight-point lead. Good defense then fueled the Rangers, as they went on a 9-0 run to recapture the lead 46-45. Midway through the second half, Parkside began to pull away with a seven-point lead, but poor shooting from the field allowed Quincy to get back into the game. Down "the stretch, the Ranger's 25 percent shooting from long range, along with the 26- point effort from Quincy's Muse, accompanied by his teammate Joel Box and his 25 points and rebounds, caused UW-Parkside to fall to Quincy University in a final of 82-72. Fenderson led all the Rangers with 19 points. Kyle Clark added 15 points, and TyroneDeacon scored 12 in Saturday's contest. The Rangers will now look to regain some momentum against their next four opponents, all of which are non-conference matches. They meet up with the Saginaw Valley State Cardinals of the Great Lakes Intercollegiate _ Athletic Conference on Wednesday, Dec. 13, for their third road game within a week. Their next GLVC competition doesn't come until the Northern Kentucky Norse visit UW-Parkside on Jan. 4 of next year. How Stressed Are You? AMANDA mandi.noe@gmail.com As students near the end of semester. their stress levels begin to rise. This is due 10 pressure from final exams. papenl. pending graduations, going home for the holidays. and much more. One easy way to tell if someone is stressed out is to take a stress lest, which can be accessed through www. stressbusting.co.uklquiziquiz. Here, one can be rated by their answers to 30 questions, and then the Web site will say if it is time to seek professional help. If someone is stressed out, there are lots of things that they can do for relief. For example. take a few hours a week out of study time and replace it with personal time. This has been proven to help reduce the effects of stress. Some other helpful techniques include keeping a journal and talking to people to help reduce stress. Exercising regularly is another good way to relieve pressure. Most people don't realize that stress raises hydrocortisone levels, which increases fat content. This makes irmore important for people to stay stress-free for their health. 1£ a person is too stressed out, then the ability to eatdt influenza or a cold is higher. as well. Being too sick 10 take finals will make for a shoner • holiday break, because those finals will have to be made up. Avoiding the use of alcohol or cigarettes to cope with stress is also beneficial to good health, Another simple stress reliever is taking five minutes during studying to stretch those weary anns lind legs. Keeping the blood flow going constamly relaxes the body and keep person awake. Certain aromas also can help with reducing stress. such as jasmine. chamomile, and lavender. which scents higbly recommended for producing calming effects. Organize the work area wben studying for a certain subject, and put all other hooks and corresponding materials away while working. Knowing that everything else put away will put the other subjects out of ntind. It is also important to think positively about one's self in relation to what is going on in life. A positive outlook on doing well with individual goals will help reduce stress levels. Those interested in more information on stress relieving tips can check out www.rd.com and www.stressbusting.co.uk:. • 262-552-8241. 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Delivery hours Man-Sat 4pm-9:30 Sun llam-9:30PM Dining room /wID'S Mon-Sat3prn-lOpm Stm llam-lOpm Fri&sat serving food in bar until Midnight Wood Rd. 2DARTBOARDS 4 POOL TABLES 1 FOOSEBALL TABLE Hwy.E DANCE FlOOR 22ndAve. Briese's Brew * SMALL &LARGE BANQUET HALLS AVAILABLE 1......-.::.:.- ..........._' ~~_. ---..:.. ........ --..;,.. ':.....,....-~'~. , ,............,..~,.'"'-'-"'~"A":,",,'-..:;..............:...........;.:.,.....,..--~~-'-~. I \ \ \ , ,"\ , • uwp.edu Park ide Men' llJinois lo ses 62 Edward ville 7, 72 9. around Thur day' Edwardsville half. pointers , from 51. 7 five La Vontay taking flight Parkside's half, threepointers game UWPark SIU-Edwardsville. hots tripe ingle econd Cougar a point 3:Fender on threepoint Cougar' core 63- mis ed Parkside Edward viUe 62 Ranger Parkside 9, Thur day's in fir t an point field . 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LS 12, E 0 -: g ..ac a: 0 .·;. o, • "II .-.;..; .a. .. :I 0 >- "II s: .•.. ----~.....--- 8 The Ranger News December 12, 2006 Another Subplot by Matthew Gonya and Henry D. Gaskins Not Enough Hours in the Day by T.e. DeWitt ,---------;--- '100 GUYS ATE Al..1.. me ccccesa ""\'" Ir'S "OOITA CATCHTHEM All".CATCH,NOTEAT. ~ YOU KNOW - "OOTTA eAT THEM ALL' \ by Nathan Johnson Ilcrhert IJo<)\'l:1'~Ih:.l~r.dtion 0.,. ~l"",h s. 1929. Herbert Il{lO\-et. In.'\ugut"oItkm 0." Mllfcl> ;, 1933.. Moot Point by rr Hysell Dog Life by Mary Kate Bernier Classifieds Ads Now Hiring We will work around your hours. Selling jobs and ski. board, and bike service. Ski and Sports Chalet (262) 658-8515 I0 a~m. to 6 p.m. Christian family looking for consistent child care provider in our home for two children. 5 and 2, every Saturday and Sunday. Must have own transportation. $6.50Ihour. 262-909- 3074. Famous Dave's is hiring! We're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy, 50. Looking for outgoing personalities for our host counter position. SLOP by for an application and return. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 2 I? Do you have two free hours a week? Contact Abbie Huck at 656- 8420 ext. 175. Aurora Medical Center volunteers invite you to join Our hospital volunteer group. We greer patients and visitors, transport patients to their cars and much more. Call for more information - Peggy Crane 948- 5605. Located all0400 75"' Street, Kenosha. San Juan Diego Middle School, Racine WI, Volunteers needed. One day/evening/week. After school activities program, M- T-W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Memorlng Program M-T-W-T7 - 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator rayp@sjdms.org. Safe Haven of Racine, Inc. Relief Staff openings. Part time, weekends, holidays - 24 hr. residential shelter and transitional living programs. Applications online at: www. safehavenofracine.org $7.50/$8.50 per hour. Flexible schedule. - Museums need you! Consider volunteering at the Kenosha Public Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery Museum! Have fun and meet people from around the world. Great experience. Call (262) 653-4139. Meet the World at Parkside Join us for the weekly meetings of Parkside. International Club (PIC) every Wednesday at 12:00 in Molinaro 109. For more information, contact President: komaldhindsa@gmai1.com or vice president: iakhalid@yahoo.com. FREE PIZZA! Flexible hours. Make some money while working part time at Nick-n-Willy's Pizza. Stop by for an application, II a.m. to 8 p.m. 1-94 & Hwy. 50. 857-8039. SERVERS-Part time eves. Apply in person, THE YELLOW ROSE, 340 Main St., Racine Cooks- Part time eves. Apply in person, SEBASTIAN'S, 6025 Douglas Ave.) Racine. Doc 'FE Services Cal! STS for the best deals to this year's top 10 Spring Break destinations! Earn the highest rep commissions! Ask about our group discounts! Voted best party schedules. 1-800-648-4849. www.ststraveLcom. Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center (262) 637-8323 Care Net Pregnancy Center: Pregnancy tests, parenting classes, material assistance. All 'Services free and confidential. Call 262-658-2222 (Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion, ll.) Opening soon in Racine. Also looking for volunteers and interns. For Rent Parkview Manor Apartments now accepting applications. Studio - $385 1 Bedroom - $485 2 Bedroom - $585 Air, heat. appliances, underground parking, balcony, on-site storage and laundry, park-like setting, quiet and secure, professional staff. on the busline. 2200 Washington Ave: Racine. Please call for a tour today! (262) 898-3953 Studio apartment, 6505 22"' Ave. Rear, Kenosha. Utilities and appliances included. $400 per month plus security deposit. Contact Betty at (414) 828- 5024. Female needs a place to share housing. January to May. Cal! 496,5526. Responsible roommate wanted to share large house. Northeast Kenosha, $400 per month deposit needed. Call Mary (262) 818-6818. Responsible roommate wanted. lncludes own bed room, bathroom, in unit laundry and on site parking. On Wood Rd. near themall. Rent 400$. For more info please call 262-960- 4244 For Sale Student Kaitlyn Ulmer's first poetry collection: Inklings. Available online at www.publishamerica.com.Price: $19.95. Poetry Booklet by Soraya, Price $10. pouriOOO@uwp.edu. 2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS V6 3.8 Liter All new tires and breaks, 25- 28 mpg, great runner. Sharp looking - Must See! 103,000 miles $7,000 contact Kim @ 262-498-6072 or srhwa023@yahoo.com. Announcements Would you be interested in joining a Heathen/PaganlEtc/Questioning group? Email me at Foat 0000 I @uwp.edu. I am Looking to see if there is enough support to get this started. Do yon have a talent you want to sho« off? Then come to Talent Night Tuesdays sponsored by Parkside Activities Board. Next TNT is on November 21st. 8 p.m. in the Union. 8 The Ranger News December 12, 2006 Classifieds Ads ~charthamcoJIUC.b~llhost COJI!. So did Cbarlemape just i...ve us all in his room... alone? Another Subplot by Matthew Gonya and Henry D. Ga kin Not Enough Hours in the Day b, TC. o~witt YOU GUYS ATE i<U. lliEGOOKifS~ llcrhrtt IJomc:r, 111.uigur.1.llon Dll\, llltdi ' 1929. l T' ~ "501TA CA TCH ™fM i<U.", CATCH, NOT €AT, WB.I. NOW I ICNOW WHAT I ' VE BEEN DOING WRONG Dog Life by Mary Kate Bernier Now Hiring We will work around your hours. Selling job!> and sk1. board, and bike ervice. Sl-i and Sport Chalet (262) 658- 515 10 a.m . to 6 p.m. Christian family looking for c nsistent child care provider in our home for two children, 5 and 2, every Saturday and unday. Mu t have own transportation. $6.50/hour. 262-909- 3074. Famous Dave' is hiring! We're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy. 50. Looking for outgoing personalities for our ho. t counter p sition. Stop by for an application and return. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 21? Do you have two free hour a week? oniact Abbie Hue!- at 656- 8420 e . l. ]75. Aurora Medical Center volunteer im ite you to join our hospital volunteer group . We greet patients and visitors, transp rt patients to their car and much more . Call for more information - Peggy Crane 948- 5605. Located at 10400 75~• treet. Keno ·ha. San Juan Diego Middle chool, Racine WI, Volunteer needed. One day/evening/week. After chool activities progmm, M-T-W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Mentoring Program M-T-W-T7 - 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator rayp @sjdms. org. Sa fe Have n of Ra ine, Inc. Relief Staff openings. Part time, weekend , holidays - 24 hr. residential :,helter and tran!>itional living program .. pplicati ons online a t: w ww. safe ha veno rrac ine .org ' 7 .50/$8. 50 per hour. Flexible schedule. Museums need you! Consider volun'teering at the Kenosha Public Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery Museum! Have fun and meet people from around the world. Great experience. Call (262) 653-4139. Meet the World at Parkside Join us for the weekly meeting of Parkside International Club (PJC) every Wednesday at 12:00 in Molinaro 109. For more information, contact President: koma1dhindsa@gmail.com or vice president: iak.halid@yahoo.com. FREE PIZZA! Flexible hours. Make some money while working part time at ick-n-Willy's Pizza. Stop by for an application, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. l-94 & Hwy. SO. 857-8039. SERVERS-Part time eves. Apply in per on, THE YELLOW ROSE, 340 Main St. Racine Cooks- Part time eves. Apply in person, SEBASTIAN'S, 6025 Douglas Ave .. Racine. Services Call STS for the best deal to thi year' top IO Spring Break destination ! Earn the highest rep commissions! Ask about our group discounts! Voted best party schedules. 1-800-648-4849. www.st travel.com. Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center (262) 637-8323 Care Net Pregnancy Center: Pregnancy test. , parenting clas es, material assi tance. All service · free and confidential. Call 262-658-2222 ~ (Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion, IL) Opening oon in Racine. At o looking for volunteer· and inlerns. For Rent Parkview Manor Apartments now accepting application ·. tudio - $385 1 Bedroom - 485 2 Bedroom - $585 Air, heat appliances , underground p;. in g, ha lcony, on-site ·torage and 1a·undr). park-like setting, quiet and secure, professional staff. on the busline. 2200 Washington Ave. Racine. Please call for a Lour today! (262) 898-3953 Studio apartment. 6505 22nd Ave. Rear, Kenosha. Utilitie. and appliances included. $400 per month plus ecurity deposU. Contact Betty at (414) 828 - 5024. Female needs a place to share hou ing. January to May. Call 496-5526. Responsible roommate wanted to :hare lar e house. 'orthcaM Ken ~ha. 400 per month de posit needed. Call Mary (262) 818-6818. Responsible roommate wanteu. Includes own bed room, bathroom. in unit laundry and on site parking. On Wood Rd . near the. mall. Rent 400 . For more info please call 262-960- 4244 For Sale Student Kaitlyn Ulmer's fir t poetry collection: Inklings. Available online at www.publi hamerica.com. Price: $19.95. Poetry Booklet by Soraya, Price $ l 0. po~riOOO@uwp.edu. 200 I Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS V6 3.8 Liter All new tires and breaks, 25- 28 mpg, great runner. Sharp looking Must See! 103,000 miles $7,000 contact Kim @ 262-498-6072 or srnwa023@yahoo.com. Announcements Would you be interested in joining a Heathen/Pagan/Etc/Questioning group? Email me at Foat OOOOl@uwp.edu. I am Looking to see if there i enough support to get thi~ arted. Do you have a talent you want to c,ho,, • ff? Then come to Talent Ni.gh Tuesdays . pon ored by Parkside Activities Board. ext TNT is on November 21st. 8 p.m. in the Union. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ~RJahne er ~Ne s Unlvenlty of Wlsconsln.Parkslde's Student Newspaper Attention AI freshman Waistli September 12, 2006 Alumni of/Color Page 7 UW-Parkside's Backyard Game of Tag STAFF REPORT Music played as the aroma of grilled food hung in the air, Thursday, Sep. 7, at the tenth annual Backyard Bash that welcomed new and returning students. Held at the Union Square Patio from 3:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., the event was hosted by Parkside Activities Board, WIPZ, Student Life, and Peer Health Educaters. Students were able to participate in Laser Invader and Sing Out A Tune, as well as have a Freaky Foto taken or have a caricature drawing made of themselves. Student Sherli Harum said sbe had fun dancing but did not get drawn this year because the line was too long. "There were more people than the previous year." said Harum. She said the number of students lessened by the later part of the night. A local band, Black Elephant, played a free show before a drawing ihat held the chance for a new student to win free tuition. Parkside Activities Board advisor, Tony Kwiatkowski, said that he estimated around 200 students attended and that tuition and bookstore money were given away as prizes. "It was good to see students out baving fun and getting free stuff," said Kwiatkowski. Parkside Ada echnology Page 3 EPA To Hold 4th Annual P3 Competition BY JONTDENECKE schmi 133@uwp.edu The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency National Center for Environmental Research is having its fourth Annual P3 Awards: People, Places, Planet competition. The P3 competition is held to provide grants to groups of college students who are interested in doing research and developing designing solutions to help people and the planet. The EPA says the agency plans to award up to $1.25 million in grants to teams df srudettts who are creative in finding ways to protect and preserve the environment, P3 is a partnership between public and private sectors trying to improve the environment and protect natural resources. Some of the companies that are participating" in this process are Diam1er Chrysler, Dell, Herman Miller, Hewlett-Packard, Nextant, US Business Council for Sustainable Development. A few of the non-government organizations that are also involved are Engineers without Borders, American Chemical Society, and Association of American Geographers according to http://es.epa.gov.lncer/ rfal2oo7/_p3_ 4thannual.htm!. According to the EPA "The P3 competition is open to teams of students attending colleges, universities, and other post secondary educational institutes. Interdisciplinary teams are strongly encouraged, including representatives from multiple engineering departments and/or departments of chemistry. architecture, industrial design, economics, policy, social sciences, business, communications. etc." There are 50 grants of up to $ 10,000 each that will be awarded. Proposals must reach the EPA by December 2l, 2006. For application procedures and the materials needed for this year's grants those interested can go to http://es.gov/ncer/ rfal2007/2007 _p3_ athannual. html or, for more information about this competition, http:// www.epa.gov/p3. WISCONSIN COVENANT EVALUATED BYDANTELROCKEL rncke()()I@uwp.edu In a speech to the UW Board of Regents quoted in theMay 5 posting of the UW System News and Events page, Gov. Jim Doyle discussed, among many topics, one of the key initiatives in the 2007- 2009 UW budget request, the Wisconsin Covenant. The Wisconsin Covenant is a new fI program geared to increase enrollment and graduation Withinthe UW System. "This is a basic exchange of promises," Doyle said of the Covenant. "I want the university and the state of Wisconsin to say that if you do all that [perform well in high school and take college prep classes], there will be a place in the UW System for you. We will work with your families to assure you can afford that education." This sound bite was heard on the heels of a 6-percent increase in tuition at UW- Madison. . The program falls short of this promise. Doyle, in another part of the speech, makes comments that line up more . fully with the purpose of the bill. After praising the chancellors and President Reilly. for their work to expose and change the decreasing number of lowincome people attending college on a national level, Doyle said of the low-income people, 'That's not acceptable. It isn't fair, and we're leaving too much talent to the side when we're not making sure that those kids are coming through." The Wisconsin Covenant in its current form, as found in the Feb. 9 documentation by Sharon Wilhelm, states that ':~l?~g~e.t ~'!!U,~Q~,ed,Opy!~' \. . . , students from Wisconsin who meet a three-part requirement (education, civic, and needs) will be given additional grants to attend a UW campus. The educational part of the requirements consists of college preparatory classes and maintaining a high grade point average or high-class ranking. The civic part requires the student to perform community service and stay out of trouble while attending high school. . The final requirement is that the student's parents have a combined family income of below $47,000 a year. The ceiling for this program would mean a married couple each making $ 11.75 per hour for 50 weeks at 40 hours per week or a single: parent making $23.50 per hour working the same schedule would be making too much for their child to qualify. The first students taking part in the program should be arriving on UW campuses starting in 20 JJ pending budget approval in early 2007. C 'E sch1ml3 @u\\pcdu old 3Co .~nviromm:nml Pr 1kcUon, .~en '! Nau al Ccn1 r tor Ell'<'lfo.nmcntal R · ·.arch h havm it t U.rtl1 ., nnual A\\'llrds: P1:ople. Plu.:cs, and the Pl.me1 n publi l"lOni II) int WISCONSIN COV NANT EVALUA BY D lEL ROCK L tockeOO!@uwp.edu In. peed, c Regcn1.i; q imted in th t: May po ·ling cif me uw Sy tern cw and EvcDIS page, discd • arnon topic . ley in.iliuli11cs the 'JOl.)7- 20{)9 ·w bu •l quest., Coven I.. Wi~ nsin Cm•emml is an w l)rogram gwrcd tu m · a ~ rollment nnd gr dun · on Wllhlll the UW System. · exchang Promi ·e. , " Doy fo · · · Ute CovenanL u wanr the nnivcrsi:ly ·ind t lE nf 1s.consin , y t.lmt if do all lh l (pedi nn well in high ~hool and t e c lh:gc prep classes], tiler :i place he Sy rem · or We wiU ork with amilies to !> • .U Iha edm; tio11." This sound hite was heard on the heels a 6-perce1n i crea.se in mitiun nl UW- M is.on. progrdl11 foll rt Lhis mi _ D yl , in ru,other of th pee h. m' cs omrncnL that linl! mo u.Lly th hill, f11:r prai. ing 1..-ha11 llr,n; and President Reilly fi £ their 10 xpo ch1mgi.: c numbc I lowincome opl • attendine; t:tdlege 01I n tim1al le,·el. DoJle I.he low-in :ome IX pl , •'Thar n l ncccptnblc. JI isn·t fail, nd ,.... ., leavi g lUO m.klll lO Lhe "idc: when we're n l nr ing sur th:ll those lids are comini lhrou h." The Wis.con.sin Co't'Cll Us urrcnt roan, a. doc mental.ion haron Wilh Im, e. &,t cumpu .• prut 11 the quirement con is.ts of ge preparatm)' clns.s-.:~ ll!ld 1 i tai ing poim 11 rag cln king The c • ic an requin::s. lhc: tudc: rU t 1 pcm rm comm1mitv er.'ic sta_ oul o ll'Ollh ~ \loJ ile !lending high i,;ch l. lb fin req ui~ment I at studcm 's pare.nh h 1;e 'Come get that good copy ,u ~ t pe I• • on ED 2 Sept 12, 2006 Road Kenosha. WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: 262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ods@yohoa.com Website: r:angernewsOvwJ:>.edu Edl,.,.I...c:hlef CM. Fanning Fanni007@uwp.edu VI,OP.o.ldonl/C.py Manage. Andrew C Westbrook W.stb002@uwp .• du Do.lgn Manago. Sooyun Kim Kim00009@uwp.edu Bu.lno .. Manago. Parminder Singh SinghOOOO@uwp.,du Adve.'I.lng Manago. . Henry O.Gaskin< UWJlIP,moy@yohoo.carn- Now. Pogo Edl, •• Koi!lyn Ulmer eopo,666@yohoo.com Sp•• " Pogo Edl,o. Tyrone Payton Poyto004@uwp.edu A.'. anel Cul'u.o Pogo Edlto. D. Whn, Whne04l@uwp,edu Pho'o Manago. 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Extnl newspapern can be purchased for $1 apiece, Newspapern can be laken on a firsl come, first serve basis, meaning that once they are gone, they are gone. We work on the honor system, but violators will be prosecuted ffi for theft. Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use The Ranger News • in classrooms should consull the ASSOC&-.TIb editor-in-chief to reserve however c:a.u<iVJt: many free copies they wish 10 u.'iC, Pam The Ranger News , mber 12, 2006 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens Wednesday, September 13. 2006 10:30AM-!:30 PM Student Organizations & Involvement Fair Main Place 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens Com. Arts Gallery 4:00 PM-8:oo PM WIPZ Patio Concert Union Square 7:00 PM-8:oo PM Science Night: 'Saving Panama's Amphibians' Greenquist Hall 9:00 PM-Il:00 PM Foreign Film: 'Look at Me' Union Cinema Thursday, September 14, 2006 11:00 AM-5:OO PM Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens COin. Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-I:OO PM Study Abroad Information Session: South Africa Tallent Hall 180 6:00 PM-Il:00 PM ARU Social Union W7 & The Den 7:00 PM-II:00 PM WIPZ Uoderground 1beDea 7:30 PM-9:3O PM ForeipYdm: 'Look at Me' UllillD Cinema ~~15,20Q6 t:oo'PM-3:(J() PM • Men', Soccer vs. Soutllem nlinOis-BdwardsvUle WOQd Rd. Yield l:ll!l PM-I 0:00 PM :fleIooDle Back. CooIwut &: ~Mll~S 3:30 PM-5:30 PM Women's Soccer vs, Sout!Iem Dlinois-EdwaldsvUle Wood Rd. Field 3:30 PM-5:OO Gender, Race & Oass Book Oub: 'On BaiitY' Union1lY7 5:30 S:3O PM Scholar &: Donor Recognition Night Parkside Cafe! 7:00 PM-9: 45 PM Community Band rehearsal Com Arts 0..118 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Foreign Film: 'Look at Me' Union Cinema 9:00 PM-II:59 PM Delta Sigma Theta dance Union Square (Admission: TBAI Saturday, September 16, 2006 12:00~'OOAM Delta Sigma Theta dance Union Square 12:45 PM-J:20 PM Midwest Collegiate Open ClQSs-roUlllt'Yrace Nat'l Cross-Country Course 5:00J>M-7:00 PM Foreign Film: 'Look at Me' Union Cinema 8:00 PM-IO:00 PM Foreign Film: 'Look at Me' Union Cinema Sunday, September 17, 2bo6 12:00 PM-2:00 PM . Men's Soccer vs. Quincy University Wood Rd. Field 2:00 PM-4:00 PM Foreign Film: 'Look at Me' Union Cinema 2:30 PM-4:30 PM Women's Soccer vs'. Quincy University Wood Rd. Field 5:00 PM-7:oo PM Foreign Film: 'Look at Me' Union Cinema Monday, September 18. 2006 11:00 AM-5:oo PM Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens Com. Arts Gallery -12:ooPM-I:J5 PM Hispanic Heritage Month Kick-nff Main Placc & others P liCE .....,.,.,.,.".. BLOTTER 09/06-523 Alarm - BuildinglBusiness. Wyllie Hall. 7:51am. UWPPD alarm panel reports active alarm. Officer responds to location, and was met by FMC personnel who accidentally set off alarm. Alarm reset, Officer cleared. .06-524 Agency Assist. Center University Grounds. 4: 17jpm. Kenosha Sheriff Dept. request assistance I locating yoa. Autistic Boy. Child was located, Officers cleared. 06-525 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. Comm Arts Lot. 8: 07am. Officer takes Accident Report and issued citation to Allyson R LLanas for Speeding. No injures reported. Officer cleared. 06-526 Theft From Building. University Apartments. 4:08pm. Officer takes Theft report. Officer cleared. 06-527 Liquor Law Violation. University Apartments. . l1:04pm. Officers issued 4 Citations for Underage Drinlcing Possess/Consumption. cleared. 06-528 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. University Apartments. 11:46pm. crn indicated active warrant. Subject unable to Post Bond. Then transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept, to Public Safety Building "Jail". O!ficer cleared. 06-529 Alarm - BuildinglBusiness. Com Arts Bldg. 7: 16am. UWPPD alarm panel indicate acti ve alarm. Officer responds to location, alarm set off by custodial staff at unmarked door. Alarm reset, officer cleared. 06- 530 Other UWS 18 Violations. Com Arts Lot. 1:21pm. While patrolling officer observed flyers placed under the windshield wipers of vehicles. Verbal Warrnng to DeRango's management. Officer cleared, 06-531 Other UWS 18 Violations. tom Arts Lot. 1:53pm. While patrolling officer observed subject distributing flyers. Nowak warned, she apologized and left campus. Officer cleared. 06-532 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Union Lot. '4:22pm. Officer takes report for UWP Parking Permit stolen from vehicle. No other damaged reported to vehicle. Replacement permit issued. Officer cleared. . 06-533 Misuse of Handicap Placard. Union Lot. I 2:25pm. Citation issued to Adam J Frederiksen for Misuse of a Handicap Permit. Officer cleared. 06-534 Theft s-From a Motor Vehicle. Com Arts Lot. 1:26pm. Officer takes report for UWP Parking Permit stolen from vehicle. No other damaged reported to vehicle. ' Replacement permit issued. Officer cleared. 06-535 Misuse of Haodicap Placard. Ranger Lot. 5:00pm. Citation issued to Kanika Jones for Misuse of a Handicap Permit. Officer cleared. 06-536 Medical Assistance. Inner Loop Road Underneath Molinaro Bridge ..9:54pm. Officer o~serve subject having Asthma attack. Medical Unit requested they arrive. Subject refuses transport to Hospital. Officers cleared. 06-537 Possession of MarijuanaIDrug Paraph. Ranger Hall. JO:2Ipm. Officers responded to a Marijuana smell complaint. One citation issued for Underage Drinking. And Two citations issued for Possession of Marijuana. One of the subject placed on Probation & Parole Hold, and transported to Kenosha Public Safety Building "Jail" per their request. Officers cleared. 09/08/06 06-538 Theft - From Building. Ranger Hall. 12:25am, Officer takes Theft Report. Officer cleared. , 900 Wood Roud Kenama. l'hone;{2U)S95.228i' J-ax: (26.2) 2295 Adr uwp acl ahocu::om Weluffe: rang•m.ws@uwp.edu hslgn Man• g•r lus QI SooVIJIIKf m00009@vwp u &d¥ffH1lng•11•9ff ~enry D. Wins UWJGP!(boy@yno.com New1 Paa• Hitor Sporl1 ••1• Editor Poto, ...... , l•1tnlor lt• ff ••,-rt•n C rtoo11l1II nltlfoo el HOllde.OOO@llJlip.edu ./ooi Dwdti 1 ll@uwp.edu lont lilimmd d mt 13 fflll@yahoo.m l i1b l.opon Liipion@uo,ip.nu Mission Slate111 nl Tile Ronger News 5lrives infilrm, educc:rtet c.md enga9e he Parkside c:ornmunil:y by p1J:blishLng weU·writtun, joum lism a WHkly basis. N ws 0 DO HEU m P 11am 's Amphib-.m ' th fric.t l M ' E wanl v :30P f-5 ) P Women· r 1 -Ed :P -5:00 PM Gender. Club: Beauty' Union 7 PM- :30 P Recogmt1on Par i e 'af~ 00PM-5 Communit B nd reliear.i;al nsD-11 P -9;3 P 1 M nion inen :00 P 1-Jl:5 PM dance quare Admi ion. TBAJ Saturday, Sept.ember 2006 12.00 M-2:00AM Delta Sigma The&a dance oun.c I • ni\~r tt nl\ ll hren" 9/01/06 : l 7jpm. Keno. ha heri · Dept rcqu st assi umce l c ting 6 yo , Aut' ti hild w · I ·fited. Of ce !eared. 09/05/06 -52 rnffic A cide.nt Prope y m ot. 7 m. take Ac ide t R on i ucd it tion Ally o LLanrui pe ·ng. o reporte O cer cleared 526 Th f - rom Buildin . Univ ·ity Apart nts. 08pm. Offic r utlc , r port. cleared, 527 · qu r Viol lion. Apartrn nt . 11 :04pm. Offi rs C1tatiori or Undc e rinking P · ·s/ onsump ion. Officers de d. 5-8 p·c up Olher Agf."11 y. Univ rsity art nts. 11 :CIB · · te · v nable Po t Bo d. T n Lraruported [o Ke11 sha heriff De I., P blic B ')din ·•Jail". Officer 09/06/06 5 9 A)ll[[D - B ilding/Busine s. Ans 1 run. aJarm an l indicat active a1arm, re ponds Jocation, a1ann . • t u ·todial u.runacke r. Alami reset; office ac d. 30 Othe UWS 1 8 ol.rti . om Arts Lot. 1: 2.1 pm. o fie r b · rved un er y,~nd. "el wi()L"TS Warning DeR ngo' cleru-ed. 06~ ~ J Other: UW Viol tions. Com An Lot 1 :'While ffi r ab erved di. ribu ing Hye wak w m d, Mte apoJ gized a.nd camp . Offic r de.are . 532 The t rom Vi hi I . ot. Of cer t. - · repon or P rntil f: m vehi le. rep rt d ,.. bide. Repl· cement ermit i 'sued. Of cer cl 'aced. 09/07/06 533 is f PJa ar . Lol 12:itation lo dam Frederik. e f r Mi · ·e fa Permit Offic r [eared. 00-534 The - From a Motor Lot I :t s Pllf'king Pennit to1en fr m v hicle. o th rd aged repo , d ehiclc. Replacemc l pennit L. u J. deared. 06-5 5 Mi'i:us.e of H ndicup Placard. Rang r Lot. 00p!flitacion i ·ued · a Q one f Mi · Handicap Pe il. clear <l. 5 6 M <.lical A .. istunc . Molinaro Bri g . 9:54pm. Offi er o~Scerv '!l.lbject ha i~g Uack.. 1e i al re uc d u ~ect refus s lrnrl pon l Hospita]. Offi r · learcd. 0 • 'Th fl- Fn m lfoildfog. Rang r I .'!:l run. Oflh:i.:r tilke. Thef1 port. Orli ·er d "ared. ~~ P_~~R~ I _sept12,2006 ~ The Ranger News =-....-..=~~-------------- __ 3 .Parkside Adapts to Technology Some of Durso's duties include setting up classroom technology policies, strategies, standards, and directions. security of UW-Parkside's technology, she also looks at cost efficiency and the technical support services for each managed network, server. desktop, and classroom BY BRETT HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp.edu Due to constant and rapid advancements around the globe, technology is literally impossible to keep up with. Like the rest of the world, UW-Parkside has made some Changes to adapt to modem technology. UW-Parkside, however, is "behind.the times" in some areas. too. UW-Parkside's chief information officer, Ann Marie Durso, said that "learning to effectively manage, adopt, leverage, and exploit the benefits of new technology "LEARNING TO EFFECTIVELY MANAGE, ADOPT, LEVERAGE, AND EXPLOIT THE BENEFITS OF NEW .TECHNOLOGY IS NO LONGER AN OPTION BUT A REQUIREMENT." -SAID ANN MARIE DURSO, UW-PARKSIDE'S CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER. is no longer an option but a requirement. " While ensuring the ongoing operational reliability and CONTINUE PAGE 4 At the Ranger Card Office r;:::::::::::::::::==-"" The House on Mango Street PurchaseYour Parking Permit TODAY . The Freshman Common Read Contest Want to Win $lOO? Incorporate the Common Read into Cash! Just lise a main themefrom Sandra Cisneros 'The House 011 Mango S/leet Open to all new freshmen students! Permits may also be purchased at the l":~~;~~~~~~~ Bookstore & Police Department • Like to express YQIIrselfwItII wonls1 Write IIIessay or poem! • Are you an artist? Create a YIsuaI presentation! • Is dance, theater or music your thing? Create an original dance, skit, or song and record It! (Guidel .... aw1iloble in WyllieDJ75 OI'@IM UWPweb.riJe. ~l HE) pens: Sept. 25" eadline: October 9'" Sponsored by the First Year Expeneoce R sept 12, 2006 - Parkside Adapts to Technology B BREIT HOUDEK houddX)O@ 1w .cdu Due to constant and rdpid advancements arou.nd the globe; tcchnnlogy h Ht ally impus~ihle lo c.ep up wit , Like U1c re. 1 o lb· orld, W-Park.-;ide ha.! made some change. lo adapt lLl modem lt.:(;hn lo y. UW- · side, ho cv r,' ''behind lhc times" in some arew.. too. UW-Parki ide', chid i formation officer, nn farie Ourso. said lhal .. ltmming l effecti ·dy mmmge, adopt., l eroge. and c:i.ploil the: bene b of J1ev. techn~llogy G TO L MANAGE, ADOP , LEVERAGE, A D EXPLOIT THE BE EFITS TECHNOLOGY IS NO LO GER AN OPTION BUT A REQUIREMENT.'' -SAJD ANN MARIE DURSO, UW-PARKSIDE'S CHIEF NFORMATJON OFFICER. · no I ng~r an r,pti rt but • f~ljllircm 'nt ... While ·munn II · un in ,lpeI liuuaJ rcl iabil it} ~ CONTI UE PAGE 4 P chasey0 Parki g ermit Th Freshman Common ead Conte ·t 3 TO A lncorpo o mon d I· to Cashl Ju tu a 111 in theme from Sandra Cisneros '=The:.=-:H:.:.=.:i=Lf"""e..:.:>.:.i..::..:=~~~ At the Ranger Card Office Bring your activated Ranger Cardt Per its may lso be purchased at , he Books ore & Po ice Department Open o all T • Like to express yourselfwlttl words? Write an essay or poem! • Are you an artist? Create a visual presenta on! • Is dance, theater or music your th ng7 Create an original dance skit or song and record It! f -= . 4 -The Ranger News Sept 2OCi6- - The Ska Kid's Top 5 Songs d Plug- Pho!O by Dan lbrkilseo UW-Parkside student has a free caricature drawing done Thursday, Sep 7 at Backyard Bash, which was sponsored by Parkside Activities Board, WIPZ, Peer Health Educators, and Student Health. Sustainable Racine, Sirens of Cinema, Sparta Rocks!, Wisconsin on the Reel, Ripp Productions, and Bear Tooth Wiring Present. .. ~ Q -Es:rS::-_~~~~ ...... IT CAM1! f'~lA K1! MlOHlCA N! HORROR/SCI·FI/FANTASTY FILM FESTIVAL OCTOBER 20-26, 2006 RACINE CIVIC CENTER RACINE, WI PAID IN PART BY THE STATE OF WISCONSIN DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM CONTACT: WCLINGMAN@WI.RR.COM OR VISIT: WWW.ITCAMEFROMLAKEMICHIGAN.COM TECHONOLOG~ CONTINUE FROM PAGE 3 technological ~trueture, ~·icatioalj tools, and services. According to Durso, UW-Parkside has historically been more conservative with respect to new technology introduction and adoption. "This approach bas both positive and negative impacts," she said. The primary positive effect is that a "slower adoption of new technology is less traumatic on users, as the methods and tools in use are more constant and familiar." A major disadvantage, according to Durso, is that certain technological methods and tools quickly become obsolete, unreliable, and incompatible with the newer technologies. Maintenance and support for the older technologies becomes problematic because technology manufacturers ofteo stop producing replacement parts. They also drop technical support for older technological systems and methods. "A more reasonable and sustainable position for UW-Parkside," Durso said, "is to be a fast follower of affordable, proven technologies from reputable vendors that meet our needs and keep us legally and organizationally secure and compliant with the regulatory requirement for the higher education community." She went on to say that UW-Parkside studenlS,' faculty, and staff should be enabled to naturally and efficiently interact and share knowledge and information electronically in support of our educational objecti yes. The Ran er Septr 12, 2006 Jess . The Toa te - ~'Don't Let t H R :/ C 0 Park kle tud nt caricatwe de. ing d n 1111,rsday, ep Bash. w ParksideActivities WIP'Z, HeaJlh Edu ators. 1-FI/F A T S V Fili OM AW. IV 2 -2 , 20 N Cl C C£ TER ACt E, I ECHONOLOGY ONTlNUE FROM PAGE 3 PAR y w sea SlN DEPARTME T TOU SM 5--=:========----~===TTh~e~R~a~n~g~e~Er~N~e~w~s~~=~~~C--=~_:;_:~~----~=_---:-~-~----=-~~~~~~~--------======~s~e~Pt~1~2~,~~espeare Project 'Inspires Inmates - "i;. ~.._... • . . . Help Make A Dream Come True. Our egg donor program is wmpletel.t:J anon.t:Jmousa~d is owned and operated b.t:Jour I?rofesslonal and car~ng nursing staff, Weare in need ot health.t:J,non-smoking females between the ages of 21-30 .t:Jearsold. Local ph.t:Jsiciansand gas reimbursement are available, • Matches made 9uickl.t:J: • 24-/7 donor support. The Center/or EGG Options LLe BY ROBERT ROSATI robertfosati@hotmaiLcom For two years, the Shakespeare Project has allowed inmates at the Racine Correctional Institution to perform Shakespearean drama. The Shakespeare Project consists of nine months of studying, training, and rehearsing for whichever Shakespeare play will be performed at the conclusion of the aforementioned time frarne. Since 1995, professor Jonathan Shailor has been teaching a variety of 5H A I LO R communication and conflict classes at the Racine Correctional Institution with "some of them using role playing to work out solutions to conflicts." Shailor met a woman at a conference who had been directing and producing Shakespeare in prison, and she told him about her recent production of "Hamlet" Shailor thought it was "wonderful" because "literature can teach us a lot about human nature and how to deal with conflict." With this in mind, Shailor sent a proposal, which was approved, for the production of t'King Lear," which was performed by the inmates from the Racine Correctional Institute in April 2005, directed 'and produced by Shailor. ''We got a story in the New York Times and a lot of local press as well and a very favorable reaction," said Shailor, "so immediately Iput in a proposal to do a second one, "Othello," which is what we did last [summer] .... which was also a great success. We got Wisconsin Public Radio coverage." Jean Feraca, the host of "Here on Earth," which airs on Wisconsin Public Radio, was.in attendance for the performance of "Othello." She interviewed Shailor as well as some of the inmates for her show, on which she played various excerptsirom the play. There were some difficulties that Shailor encountered while working with the prisoners. Playing Desdemona (a female character) made one of the male prisoners "really nervous and very anxious." When . another inmate pulled his chair out from under him, the "Desdemona" threatened him and a fight seemed imminent . until Shailor and other inmates stepped forward to "intervene and deal with the • situation. " Since Shailor is in charge of production, heis in charge of such things as finding proper text materials, costumes, and props to be used during the play. For "Othello," he borrowed costumes from the UW,Parkside Theater Arts Department and also had some original costumes designed and constructed by a costumer in Massachusetts. The real benefit that the inmates gain from performing Shakespeare, from Shailor's perspective, is that "they learn something about the consequences of choices that [they] make, because Shakespeare's characters are very richly portrayed human beings who have to make very difficult decisions in complex circumstances. The consequences are often clear, very positive or very negative:' "LITERATURE CAN TEACH US A LOT ABOUT HUMAN NATURE AND HOW TO DE.Ai. WITH CONFLICT." -PROFESSOR JONATHAN MINIMUM $),000 COMPtNSATION EGG DONORS NEEDED! 847.656.8733 773.490.EGGS www.egg411.com inlo@egg411.com • The Ranger News s~espe1\re. Project ~ires Imnates SY ROBE.RT ROS Tl rot,ertnr· ti@hcnmail.i.:om fcir two years. the Shake!>pe re Pr di:ct h3, allowL:d inmate- at the R·1 in~ orre ion I I ni,ti Ill tlon to ·rfi rm ot I ,a] p •1,;, ru II nd a \ ·e fa,wmhle n:al'.tion.."' saiu ~hailor, "s immcdiat ty 1 put m a propo to tlo a e ·ond on "Othello.'· which i what w • did lat lsumme11 ... which and 1.1 ghl •med imr "nc:n t until Shailor an other inmate~ ~tepped t rward to "intcrv ne and dc.al •ith lh1: situ tinn. h ke pearcan "LITE AT URE CAN drama Th h,1ke:peruc Projed com,i t of nln(; mont , of sWdJ ·11g. t.mining. TEACH SA LO ABOUT HUMA inc ,t rehcar:s1 g fnr which~, er hake r'arepla NA URE AND HOW ... 11,ill bt.: perfonn d · 1 'I 0 the cunclu ion f Lh • .1fo num1tom:d ti.n11 D A L W T trame, co F Since 199., pmfeswrJonathan - ROFESSOR JONATHAN hailer ha<, lx.'!;n tea hi a varict~ of 5 A I LOR 1.:ommuni ati n um.l 11 ll ict cla · !-e:<. at lhc R mi: orrectiom11 In 1iwtioll \'iLh "some of th.em u~mg rol pla ·ing t 1 wur out !,0)1Jtiom, to conflict.." • h ilor met a woman al a conferen e ho had en directing and prndu in ha e,pcan: in . 11\0ll, un l Id tum about he recem protlnclion of "Han1kt." SbaHor thought it was '"\\ on erful" becau c '"literatu can h 1.1s a lol ' ut human mnure :ind ow to uelll ilh co fl' ." With thi in n,tnd. ha.1 lor sent a pro l>al. whic i wa approved , for e protlu I.I of "King Lear."' 1,vhich w . perform •i.l lh inm tes from Lh Ra :in Com!criona.1 ln muli.: 1.n April 2 5 din:-ctcd and produc~d by Sha.ii r. •·we got a ·tory in 1.he New mk TimL~ and a lot wa al a greDl ucce . .,_ We gm l onsin Public Rndlo overage." Jean Femctt, the ho l of "He eon Earth,-• whlch air on \l 1sco11. in Publk Radio . w in attendance fur the performance or ello . . he inter,riewed Sbail as well as some af the inmate. or her show, n which ~he playctl ,•ariou cerpts from the Pay. Tb>re were ~omc diflil:u.h I! th l Shail r M1Nl~.1\U~~ $) i000 (Otv~PtNS~TION GG DONORS EEDED! lte ailor i · in dttlf£C of produ lion. he i m •hirrge ot such thi • Help Make A Dream Corne True Center o EGG Options 1-Ll: Our egg d nor rogram i - c inpl t~l_y nonLJmo 1s :md 1s o •n . and ted bt:J our P.rc te!-s10r731, nd canng t.a . We re ,n n ed u~ he lthi ni n-sml king fomale5 o. n the ~ s f l-70 Lear.:. old. L I ~_ysicr n - nd ga~ re1~bursem nt _ re varbbl ,. • atches mad • 2+/7 don ir .sup rt. E Sept 12, 2006 RT Sept , 6 Husband and Wife 'Artistically Adorn the' Gallery':" his works seem 2-dimensional, symbiotic, historical, and complex. "He bas a Lotof in his art," doesn't width design, Richmond wondered if the artists knew one another before reading the displayed biographies, later learning that they were husband and wife. "They mindset, with differenr approach," said Richmond. shows using pictures; uses a lot of man-used nbjects without showing man." Mary at Mount the Art and Design. In 1982, she received a Bachelor of Fine Arts She has worked in fiher, collage, and assemblage and often uses found materials like wood and fabrics. • Behrens' art was metaphoric. mysterious and raised questions the artist questions the wood Why smooth and some rough? And is it personally symbiotic? "Her stuff is interesting; you want to she in statement, "My methods and material have changed over the 49 years of my life. "She added, "elements the the went on, art these interrupt their dormancy their worth, life of utility," said Behrens. BYD. WHITE digital various Mary have an in Communication Arts this month. art at Northern Iowa, where he teaches graphic design, illustration, design history. He is a contributing editor of PRINT magazine and art American Review. He was nominated in Institution's at various art schools universities than years. "As who always cballenge), distinction hetween my 'studio my case an amalgamation of research, writing, exhibiting, and designing)." graduate Parkside, RQY digital surrealist that • RE 12, 2006 . Artistically the Gallery · hb dlmensional, symbiotic. historical. has lot of history iv h1s an.n said Richmond. "He doe.,n ·1 just do it; even with the wiuth of the design. he has order." WHITE! Using digilal imagery and variou< forms of hanging fabrics and miscellaneous items, Roy and M:u-y Behrens hnve on exhibition the Communication Ans Gallery Ibis monlh. Roy Behrens is a professor of nn al Nonhem Iowa. be Leaches de,ign. illustrauon. and de.sign h1>1Qry_ i.< conlribuung PRL'IT magn.dne and an editor of North wa.< 2003 for the Smithsonian lnstuutioa's prestigious National Design award. He has taught al variou, an school> and univcrsitics for more Lhan 35 years, He said in a prepared statement, a person delights in teaching (although it is alway, a challenge). I purposely make no di>tmction between my classroom teachings and my "studio work' (which in my caw is :m research. writing. exhibiting. designing)," Keith Richmond, a graphic design gradual<! from UW-Pru-kside. said that Roy Behrens was a dil(iutl ,urrcaJ.ist and tb111 arusL, anothl!t bcfofi! b1ogruphtes, lcaming !hat use the same minr.l-et, but wilh different appro:ich." <aid Richmond "He ,hows life u~ing actual digital picrures; she use.1 used objects w11hou1 n\rut.'~ Behrens studied 01 Moum Mary College and 1he Minneapolis College of An Desi11n. 1982. • Ans degree. fiber. collage. use, Richmond said Mary an meluphoric, numerous question, for anist. He had several que,lions about her work: why are lhc sheet and hanging there? Why the unfinished lines? is some ,moolh ii siuff inll!rc,ling· wam know what <he is saying." She said a prepared sta1ement, melhcl<l.s -'Many of my visual elemcnlS are metaphors of memory, both rhe wonderful and lhe horrible." She wem on. "By making my art from the:.e leavings, I intemipl tbdr domuutcy and renew dieir purpose and wonh, paying homage to a utility." s:tid ~P.:.1.t;.:2::.,_2_00_6 :-~_2The~~Ra~n~g~er~N~e=:W~S~· =========~7 Alumni of Color BY D. WHITE wbile04l @uwp.edu 1999UWPark. side alumna and natioual touring comic OJastity Washington electrified lhe cinema willi an hour of comedy, on Sep 5. Racism, student and donn life, parenting, 1eachitig, her Own family, and membas of lhe audience were some of lhe serious topics, which were lightened willi cooiedy, slight profilnilies, impersonations. and Washington's II3llml\ animation. "It's a lifuloog calling, n said W:isbiogton. PhOlOby D. White Audience members entering after sbe started became targets. The first comical insult was directed toward an African-American male weariQg a fitted tank top. "You don 'tlook lilre 50 Cent, bot 15Cent," said Washington. Next she talked about Slndent life, DOmoney nn RangerOne Cards, saving change. "Watch your Ranger Cards; after one month, you wiD be eating hnt tamale candy and Ramen NOodles foc supper," said Washington. Washington warned new SlUdents about lhe hazards of sharing rooms and ba1hrooms in college. She said to buy Comet cleanser and sponges and watch for "musty" students. "Go in lhe Ranger Hall and wash up!" Washington used humor to present serious subjects. She talked about 1he value of an education . and entering lhe real world afterward. "You have to pa.!.!~stuff 1hat's supposed to he free, like ligbts and w~. ~asbington told a stoIy about her teaching ape .. e....., and her encounter with a drunken. parent. SbeimiLated lhe drunken IIIOlber by characters on tele•vision, using vocal impersonations. She impersonated Mayo Angelo, Whoopi Goldberg, Cicely Tyson, Tina Turner, and Janet Jackson. She next compared her gay uncle to the Cowardly Lion from The WlZard of Oz and her aunt to Edith Bunker from "All in the Family." The crowd laughed when they heard her voice impersonations. Her last rendition was of Michael Jackson memories and dances. '1 know be looks like Liza Minnelli but be still is one of the greatest performers," said Washington. Student Krystina Howard said Washington was awesome and that everything was funny. "lt's good to see someone who used to go to Parkside come back and support." After Washington's performance, the comic joined students and other alumni from UW-Parkside for music, food, and dinner in the Union 'Square for an Alumni of Color Reunion. This event gave alumni an opportunity to reunite at their old campus and motivate the current students. The tabl"" were topped with white cloth and bl",* center mats and were illuminated by candles anI'Idecorated with silverware and water glasses. The serving table was complete with cut fruits and vegetables, Swedish meatballs. and breaded chicken breast. Washington said it is important For alumni to come back and support UW·Parkside and current students. "It's necessary and needed to inspire people; inspiration helped me." Also attending, 2005 graduate Jerome Garrett is now an assistance improvement management consultant for Aurora Health Care. Garrett fell it was also important to return to UW-Parkside and fell the dinner:was nice. "It's a good way to give back," f 'l" "i<: go s- slurring words and SIliggering ~ 00 SlalW- The drunken mother came fD school. Washington said, because a teacher ' had disciplined bee son. Washington added humor to this stoIy by teUing lhe drunken mother that ber son was 26 years uld and in !be. 8'" grade. She told !be mother she was at the scbool for lhe wrong reasons and sbouId be helping her son's education. "Family support is important, n said Wasbington. 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S;AOIM ,,. ~ .. 15. flt- ..... ,,. 8..-10.-M &.15MI e27MI - 7:ot,.. NO* 'nl• ..... ... ,.. 1AM ,,,. l: ,. m• ,.. .... .. ,.. ... - - - .. ,,, 10MII 1!2JM - ,. -,. Ml ,., 10:Jllllli ---- ? Z - - . -- T· - oPt 8 ~~lio'N _ ~ Wi1hsomeone-c1Ulcbangt your life. The other day (iiiKr,.~vmiltlollwilli Mll!ur Poletti. ~ of a book calIIod "God Does No! Ei Meat; and he IQI,d me hOw a discussion whit his daughter more tIJan IS yqars ago inllpired him to take a whole new palll m life. I am DOta vegetarian, but from taIkilig to Arthur, Iam interested in his book. He asked me to spread die word that he is bllving a book sigJling at Barnes & Noble in Racine Wednesday. September 13 at 6 p.m, He also gave me. extri books to give to anyone who might be interested. So check this out: three people to come to The Ranger News officeaod ask for the hOok can a free copy. Henry D. Gaskins AdvCJ1ising Manager, The Ranger News It was strange to see my name on The Ranger News when Istarted to work here. Now, Igot the first issue with my name as the graphic design manager. Every single mistake makes me nervous! We had lots of mistakes on the first newspaper, but Ipromise to everybody that we will be better and that Iwill work hard! Thank you to The Ranger News familiy for giving me this opportunity! Soohyun Kim In my year and a half with The Ranger News, I've only written something for this section once or twice, but we had extra room this week, so I'm going for my own personal opinion triad. This being my last semester at The Ranger News, and at UW-Parkside in general, Ijust wanted to encourage all the new and nQt-sostudents here to get involved. As Inear graduation, the one thing that Iregret 18 that I didn't join an organization earlier. I'd go on aboutlill the ways that my ti~ at The Ranger News has benefited me, but I'm kind of a windbag, so IprObab~ wouldn't be able to adhere to die limits imposed by the title of this aectiOD, 80 see ya! Andrew C. Westbrook, Vice president/copy manager/senior editor of The Ranger News r. LS Sepf12. 2006 GUEST EDITORIAL The Jess the Ska Kid on 88.5 WIPZ/// Hi! My name is Jess the Ska Kid Anyways, to put it into simpler terms for all of those that do not know me; I Ska is reggae with horns and a quicker am the OJ Representative for WIPZ. I tempo. This kind of music makes ynu Want am the peace-keeper in our organization. to jump up from your seat and dance. It So Iguess it is only fining that I play tbe will grab you. When you become hooked kind of music Iplay. For all of those that there is no turning back you will want know me 10u know I play Ska but, for to listen to more. Well, WIPZ will have ~cl~~~~ j~~s know me and have not SKA IS REGGAE opportunity yet tuned into listen to for you not 88.5FM on Monday, WITH H.ORNS AND only can you Wednesday, and' Fridays ' listen to me' 12:00 P.M. to 1:00 P.M. A QUICKER TEMPO. from 12- ,lou might be wondering THIS KI"'D OF MUSIC lP.M.every what Ska is. Well, here I' Monday, is a brief history lesson; NT Wednesday, Ska is a music form that. MAKE S YOU WA and Friday; originated in Jamaica TO J UMPUP FROM but on the 8 in the 50's. The original of December namefor~skindof YOUR SEAT AND in the Union upbeat reggae was called Square a Blue Beat. This music DAN CE• few gnod was born because at this Ska bands time the British were ruling the Jamaican will be playing. It will be a Ska Fest, with islands with an iron fist. This was a The Invaders and The Deals gnne Bad unifying music. People wanted the violence head lining. There will also be the great to. stop and this music, which is represented' .local talent: Big Miggafers and Our Own by a black and white checkerboard, Syndrome as well as the Hired Geeks. So brought everyone together. Then in the 70's make sure you grab your tickets in advance the sound was picked up and changed into at only $5 because if you wait you will a punk/reggae reel that became Ska and have to pay $8 at the door. The show is then in the 90's Ska became big in the U.S. from 7-l1P.M. so grab a rude girl and head with the help of such bands as the Mighty fnr the dance floor and make sure to tune Mighty Bosstones and Reel Big Fish. into Jess the Ska Kid on 88.5FM WIPZ OPI 8 100WORDS itu f'Ib LS GUEST EDITORIAL The Jess the Ska Kid on 88.5 WIPZl ' •' Anyway.., to put it i11tn i.mple-r enn.· i~ re far i1h horn and a ui ker tempo. Thi. kind f mu ic m c you want t, jump up frum )'<mr. eat nd dance, Lt \lo'tll grab )'Oil. b n you be omc boo d I.here i: o turnini hack you ill want 10 Ii len lo m ri.:. \V l . \\1PZ will h.ttvc SKA IS REGGAE ju ;:t thi opportuni1 for you 110; w D H HO NS A A QU CKER T MPO USIC THI MAK 0 JUMP U AN F OM YO R SEAT AND DANC - • nly n yoo listc tom~fmm 12- IP, 1. ~\ r\ lllnd.a) • \ e<lnc la . anil --n a)~ hut un the 8 of D mber in th Umon It's mg prou 0 your sc 00 an . g care 0 the campus environment, both social and physical, It's a really The nice campus, I think For one thing, it's natural, and I like Centerfior that. Also, getting students involved. Especially young EGG (847) 656-8733 students. They're new and don't know where to start. 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'.I~ - • 9 The Ranger News Sept 12, 2006 10 Intro to Intra: Sign-up for Intramurals Today Scoring Opportunity for Sports Journalists awards must be postmarked by Dec. 8, 2006. In addition to completing the application form, juniors must supply an official college transcript and a letter of recommendation from a journalism professor or supervisor of their work. If they have had a professional internship, they must supply a. letter of recommendation from their employer. Students also need to submit three published examples of sports journalism work, such as newspaper articles, program copy, published photographs, editorials, television and/or radio scripts. ( VHS tapes aod cassettes will be accepted.) A selection committee determined by thePreedom Foru and NCAA will judge aD awlid winDers. PortheEfoIlD. sllldents can AA Web site at \Itlp:l. • '1\}lear/lIllJ;lle'" _ ~ IIqc lIIUrelte1l . '-Wi omm, between five to twelve members. Sign-up sheets are located in the Sports & Activity Center for any student that has an interest in joining. BY DAN TORKILSON dtork02@yahoo.com With thestart of a _ Sl'Qle$eT begins the start tlf intrdlllUTaIs. Intramural sports are vanous sports that appeal to students casually interested in athletics who can play for fun or for I~""'" Iilteral:li.on. JIW-~debas ~_~lfinlJ:amuraJ f.lIat 811)' SlUdenlsl'Ql: tlll\fe o~ssuCbas _CeF, BY TYRONE PAYTON paytoOO4@uwp.edu Through a donation from the Freedom Forum, the NCAA will be offering a sports journalism scholarship program for eight fortunate students. The nonpartisan foundation based in Arlington, Va. gave $3IJ ,000 to the NCAA in hopes to assist future sports journalists at the collegiate level. This NCAA scholarship program, now in its 15· year, will be awarding eight $3,000 scholarships for the 2007-08 academic year to this year's current, full-time juniors. "The scholarships provide students with an opportunity to learn the strategies of sports writing and to practice the trade while in school," said Charles L. Overby, chairman and chief executive officer of the Freedo Forum. "The NCAA continue to focus on academics as it wo with students who will provide accounts of issues and events in collegiate sports and beyond." A lications for these first Day of Class Through the Semester Mon-Fri 11am-11pm Sat Noon-11pm Sun Spm-10pm ClJ-: Food - Beverages - Billiards Air Hockey - Bowling - Fooshall Tahle Tennis - Video Games Sponsored by Student Union 2, w rd mw L bL: po Lm· ked D ·• , 2)06. · 1 ign-or tramural Today1 add'tion w c mplcling lhe npphtalim1 f m, Junior.; mL1sl upplf offo:1al o!k-£i: tntn. ri L n11J ;i kucr 1r re umm ~n:t.!mion rom D jounuili~m prof . ~or Jf supcn•1. ·o ur lh i work. U hnv h:iJ pn1k l nn.J inl~m~ltip, lhey mu. l ~uppl)' let! r n=commendaLL n f m lhei empl 1.:.. , lmknis al u nc 'tJ ltl ubmil Lhree publish •d f ·porti; joumnH~m ::i n w, p per progrmn cop. , 1 ublished photographs. editorinb,, 1clt:visi n or scrip ts_. Vl-1 S Lape am.I casselle. wi i l l;lt! lectioo c·1 Jm1rn,u1J,;~-dctennim: by~ Freedom Furn 1 ind Judge al) .· Welco1ne to .the Fall Semester al Parkside ~~ First of Class Mon Fri 1 pm 1 pm 5pm-In Th Union a ' : Food• B ,,er~ eL • Ai o kejr • Tab e T~nni o,v-li11 on ~ G nes I )(}flffJred h • L ·t ldenl Unim -- BY TYRONE PAYTON paytoOO4@uwp.edu A college myth is out to shift the notches on your belts! Fall semester is only one week old and undoubtedly some students may have overheard the old rumor, the "freshman fifteen." Who are these dreaded newcomers to campus you might· ask? Well, it isn't who. It's what. The notorious freshman fifteen is the name designated to the pounds that supposedly will be gained by freshman in their first semester in college. Although not all new students will gain weight, and even some might Jose weight, it is the freshmen who do put on the excess pounds that have brought weight to this rumor. All puns aside, and to help dispel the myth that all freshman will pack on this extra fat, here are several strategies from Cornell University's Web site that all students can use to help them avoid the freshman fifteen and remain healthy. Avoid skipping meals, as the chances of overeating later are greater, and try to separate snack time and study time. You don't want to lose track of that full bag of chips while reading, The Ranger News , 1 .. Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing." There could be much ado about nothing left in the bag by the time you get to the second act. Also, trade in those chips and other vending machine no-nos for healthier options, whether they're brought from home or bought on campus. When at the cafeteria, skip the fried foods and desserts more often, and late at night, refrain from ordering pizza and wings for supper. As for conversations at the dinner/cafeteria table, try not to have them, because the chances that you'll eat more increase when hanging ., around near food. For proper digestion, be sure to drink water and chew food slowly while eating. Avoid · high-calorie · fluids like sodas and alcoholic beverages that contain hidden calories. Instead, drink' plenty of water, and besides staying hydrated, students should regularly exercise three to four times a week for 30 to 45 minutes. With these tips and some common sense, the student body can keep on the healthy track the whole year long. .. • UW Parkside's newest sorority is Sigma Sigma Sigma. Be a part of something new ... be a leader! Colonization Weekend September 15 - September 17 Open House is Sept. 15 from 7:00pm to 8:00pm in U104-U106 enticed L.~~_""'. $1.00 OFF any grande size beverage , (with this coupon) 7180 75th St •• Kenosha I .. F R E E (adjacent to Tinseltown) • 262-925-9055 BEANER 5 ~ convenient drive thnt· www.beaners.com CO FFEE ~ wiIlbe~ OfterexpmSept.71,2006. Gclod 8I.Ihl.lDl:BtlQo onl)'. Not \IQOd wlIh lIllY other offer. No ~ 01 thl5 coupCllI . seP 12. 2006 Health Attention All BY.IT.RO E ~1-.:,{)04 uwp.ed coll ·ge b, ut . hift th notchc on your b~lt<t! f'lfUc:'.tcr i!,, on w-cek o d i oub dly some slll nL~ ma~· ha c erhcrud lh.c old rumor, fre. hm n fifteen:· Who are th · dmidc:d ruinor. AJl PtlD-" askl , and el di 1 that atl frc:.Jiman I · ~ • thi ex: fnt, h • urc sevc:tal str:ue ie Uni ... ~ . ily' si Iha aH tu.den · us lo I m avoid lhe freshman fifteen nd r~main healthy. • k.ip in as the chan e of m,•cr~ating ter are greater, and LT)' parale snack time and tudy time. You don' l IJ.' t LO loo;e track of that full of while rcadil'lg re hB1an Waistlines! S · kc pt,:.1Tc' · •• uch Ad A ul Nolhing.' Then:: could be ad about nothing left in tJ b11g th Lime: y u lO e se ond III t. so. lmde in lho. e chips \lending him: nn h lthi er optio s. \\ hethc, they T re ho ooug.hi n campu . Whl:II al Lhe ell eri[t. ki frie "oods d. sscns oft~n, and lalf: at nighl, refrain from ordering piu. and win s for supper. A~ f r conve tion t he dinner/ feteria table, T)' not to have them. bct:ausc lhe chance~ that you'I! i.::al. in rca.i.c ban ·ng around near fo d r p,e dig •slion, ure 'nk wat rand chew food •hile hig -calorie l'luid T'ke od s minute.. \\1th t~e lip.'- anJ some n • th tuuenl OOu} ·p un Lht healthy trnc lhe "'l, I yearlong. 11 SIGMA S[GMA SIGA) " ParksideJs ALL \ TUDEMT ORGAMIZATIOM & ADVISOR MEETING .. . -· ........ -·. '· -. o n·zation Week d S ptemb r 1 - Septemb· r Open House is s pt 15rrom 1 OOprnto s·aopm inU1 -U106 a y • (' 1i, tnrs eotJP0"1) BEANER'S® COFFEE TUESDAY, \E.PTEMBER 191" 7·8:310PM UNION \QUARE •-~~ • • .. + --• , ... _,r- - •-· ".. ... ~,~-~--; ;r-~ . ..., ·,. • :-:i a ' --.·. .... ,. .~,. ,, ,..,i, ..' ,,,·- . ;• .- ,·. ; .. _ ·_. ,.' . . - ....... - Now Hiring 12 The Ranger News Sept 12, 2006 • Charles the Hammer By zachary J. Keehan e rejoin Chem. Morin, Rim,and Lapis in their search for the stolen cat bat. bar1emasnel pe back the cat bat Rim save to Morin! ever! And you'll never find it in its secret hidinll place Moot Point By TJ Hysell Another. Sub Plot By Mathew Gonya and Henry D. Gaskins p; ~W JAnother of a col- «: v/ ..-:leclion of scribbles Tony Kinnard .>/" . <:1/ < made by As you may know, this season of 'Survivor" has tribes that are ~ separated by race. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 36, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. A Field of Holes: Softball Diamond Damaged Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Beats at a Senior Recital Page 6 I)' fii1180 wfate_of the women's softball field at" UW·!lM1<1l3'e after an act at • vandalism that OCCUIT<:p on Monday, April 3 sometime between midnight and sunrise. Some holes were small and shallow; others were notably larger. "The hole behind home plate was like 4 feet deep and 5 feet wide," head coach Laura FiJlipp said. Vandals stole the pitching rubber as well. "It's pretty disheartening to come off a road trip and find all that damage," Fillipp said. "The toughest thing ahout this situation is the fact that the haseball and softhall teams do the majority of the grounds work on their fields," FiJlipp said. "We put a lot of blood, sweat, and tears into that field, and for someone to do what they did is pretty upsetting," '"1l'le'1'aid. While the soccer team never mows their field and the basketball teams do not sweep their 1Ioor, it is not unusual to see softball players on the field raking, shoveling, or pulling the Iarp over their field, "Certainly we wanted to play at home this week," said Fillipp. However, the field was Intervarsity Club Report Page 4 weightllii g onT~ because they were <111 w~ on the field. "I'm ntit'going to use the excusellll1t we were tired, but we did lug a lot of buckets Of Sand;..d\Fll""d-water 'Mound on Tuesday," said Fillipp. Both Reed and Fillipp expressed concern about how the incident affected the girls as students. "1 would send the girls to their classes, and their professors told them that they heard what happened and excused them from class in 'order to return to work on the field," said Fillipp. Reed said if he bad to thank anyone it would be assistant athletic trainer Eric Olsen and stndent Jill Winkler. "Jill is an athlete from a different sport [track/cross- country], but she's one of those kids who say, 'if there's anything 1 can do t6 help just say so' and she means it," Reed said. "After her workont with the track learn, Jill was out there helping us," Fillipp added. Filling in the holes and watering the dirt before nowhere ncar.game condluon the day before the home doubleheader. In order to get the infiel\! back to playing"t1lndrtion, facilities manager J.R. Reed ordered sand and dirt to fill the holes. "We don't have that kind of stuff in stock. so we had to spend a little bit of money to get it," Reed said. Another bit of bad news carne when Read spoke with risk management officer Steve Carlson. Carlson informed Reed that the damage done would not be covered by school insurance. "It's a big setback budget- wise for me at least," Reed said, Director of UW-Parkside Police and Safety Mike Marzion said, "The cost is all of ours to share." Marzion added, "I don't know why someone would do this, but it is serious to me," Head athletic director Dave Williams estimated that at least 20 people worked 15-20 hours each to get the field ready for play Wednesday. "l.R. worked his bntt off, and fortunately for us, he's one of the best around at building and maintaining fields," HOLES page 3 Brestan Pitches April II. 2006 Shutout, Hits Two ...-I~Homers Security on Lock Theft and Vandalism a Concern at Ranger Hall BY HENRY D. GASKJNS Smashed mirrors and stolen property prompted the professional staff at Ranger Hall to lock each individual hallway in the residence hall on March 24, with the concern that theft and vandalism on campus is a growing trend. "Things get stolen at "Parkside,' said UW-Parkside Chief of Police Mike Marzion. "Seriously, 1 don't koow what it is; these kids don't think people steal things around here." After locking the hallway doors, it became apparent that many on-campus residents don't carry their keys, accordi ng to DeAnn Possehl, director of student life. "It's actually pointed out a potential liability," Possehl said. The UW-Parkside police department reeei ved 22 calls for vandalism last year, the most since 2000, but the numbers for theft are down. In 2005, 61 calls for theft were reported to the campus police department, which is 15 more calls than in 2004. However, theft was more apparent in 2000 and 2001, when more than 100 calls for theft per year were reported. Even thought the numbers for theft are seemingly down from years past, the associate director of student life, Steve Wallner, said it is still one of the biggest problems for on-campus residents. He said it is not uncommon for students to leave their room for a short amount of time and come back to find something missing. With two smashed mirrors in the bathrooms at Ranger Hall and other vandalistic problems running rampant, Possehl and Wallner agreed that the cost of living on campus could rise next year as a result. "Somebody has to pay for It if the individual responsible for it doesn't pay," said Possehl. "Any damage [in Ranger Hall], that cost is within the housing costs and there's no state funds to pay for it," said Wallner. He also said that if residents had information on any vandalism, they should say something right away. "You wouldn't allow somebody to walk into your house and smash your bathroom mirror and not say anything, would you?" Wallner asked rhetorically. "It's part of living in a community." The recent vandalism is as serious as theft, according to Chief Manion, because it is a criminal offense. "If you get somebody damaging the res. halls, they can get arrested for it," he said. Manion also said that crimes of any nature should be reported as soon as possible. "Often times it helps determine if it's a trend," said Marzion. "We have the greatest likelihood of solving the crime by finding out what happened the sooner it's reported." Students Elect S.T.A.R. Candidates for Student Government BYD.WillTE The numbers for the recent Parkside Student Government election were unavailable as of press time for The Ranger News, but this much was clear: Tyson Fettes was elected PSGA president along with his running mate, Tony Dubose, after all the ballots were counted last Thursday night. . Mike Scerpella, this year's PSGA elections director, said the number of students that voted was not bad and that he was impressed with the first day. "We're at a better pace than last year," said Scerpella on Wednesday. Scerpella said this year PSGA tried to have the candidates do more campaigning to promote voting awareness. Voter Tamara Wienke said a lot of students complain around campus, but tell her they did not vote. "If you don't voice your opinion you don't have the right to complain," said Weinke, Wienke said the questions in last week's issue of The Ranger News to the running PSGA presidential candidates helped a lot, but she also wanted to know more about the senators running. DuBose said if elected he will try to implement a monthly or bi-monthly newsletter for PSGA ..This newsletter would let students know what IS gomg on and make sure the organizational representatives are taking their roles seriously. " . «It's our job to make sure the student s voice IS heard," said DuBose. . Next week's issue of The Ranger News WIll feature an exclusive report on the elections and next year's student government president and vice president. k l' Fettes presidential candldat. for the A student votes for student govemment positions last wee . yson. ' S.T.A.R. (Students Talking About Real Issues) slate. was elected president. 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We work. on the honor system, but violators will be prosecuted ffi for theft. Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use The Ranger News • in c1llJisrooms should consult the ~ editor-in-chief to reserve however cou-... many free copies they wish to use. IlIIIIS The Ranger News 11 9:00AM: VoluOt:eer Development for NonJ?fOlits, Tallent Hall 11:00 AM: Jutied Student Art Exhibition, Com. Arts Gallery 8:00 PM: PAn Talent Night, Union Square 12 10:30 AM: Julien Wilson book signing, Union 'B.ri4g e 11:00A.lvf: 1lpi.ed .StudegtAtt BlIbibilion, C<!lJ\, Arts Gallery 12:00 PM:Nooll Concert: Student Recital. Union. CinemaThellter J:@PM' SciellQl: N'lllht, Greenquiet 103 13 11 ,00 AM: Juried SlIIdelll Art Exhibition, Com. ~Gallery. . 11:00 AM: WIPZ presents Allison 'Iartalie, l'arkside Cafe 14 12:00 PM: Baseball VB:, Bellarmine, Oberbruner Field i5 12:00 I'M: Baseball vs. Bellarmine, Oberbruner Fiela 3:30 PM' Student Recital: Joshua Sberman, Com, Arts 0118 17 11:00 AM: Juried Student Art Exhibition, Com, Arts Gallery 12:00 PM: Showcase of Student Scholarship, MaiP l'laI;e & Library ~ *~w(t1t.~I'8.lICe"'O&y film: 'Paragraph 175'; Union Cinema 18 ll;PnAiM: IurieiI studenl Art c _ Com. Ails 0aJJerY ............... 11:30 AM: Native Arnerican Dancers, Main Place 6:00 PM: FUm: 'Fight Club:, Unioll Cinema 7:00 PM: Speaker: Ten Jendusa.Nicolai, Uoiog ,Square 19 S:OO AM: Day of Silence, Union Square 11:00 AM: Jllried Student Art Exhibition, Com, Arts Gallery 12:00 PM: Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Choirs Union Cinema Theater ' 1:00 PM: Baseball vs. Iudianapolis, Oberbruner Field 9:00 PM: Foreigu Film: 'A Very Long Engagement', Union Cinema 20 11:00 AM: Juned SlUdenl Art l3Xhibition Com. Arts Gallery • 12:00 PM: "Gayperady, Union Square 7:30 PM:Foreign Film: 'A Very Uma E~·. Union CineI!1A 21 3:30 PM: ''Th6 GardensofKyot6" by Kate Walbert. Union 2m 7:00PM: Fore'ignFilm: 'A Very Long Engagemenl', Union Cinema 7:30PM: ParksideTheatre: 'R.omeo& JuUet', Com, Arts Theatre • g,oo PM: Black & White Ball, Union Square 22 12:00 PM: Softball vs. Northern Kentucky, Case Field 5:00 PM: Foreign Film: 'A Very Long Engagement', UniQl1 Cinema 7:30 PM: Parkside'l'beah: 'll.omeo & JI!lieI' , Com, Arts Theatre 8:00 PM: Foreign FUm: 'A Very Long Engagemenl'. Union Cinema 3-30-06 06-267 Fire Drill. Child Care. 9:16 am. A lire drill was conducted at the Child Care Center. No problems noted, Alarm was reset. 06-268 Other UWS 18 Violation. University Apartments Lot. 4:29 pm. Subjects were observed placing fliers on vehicles in several parking lots. Warnings were issued. 3-31-06 06-269 Other UWS 18 Violation. University Apartments. 5:57 am, Officers confiscated a forged student parking permit, 06-270 Medical Assistance. Ranger Hall. 7:06 am. Officers were disparched 10 Ranger Hall for the report of an unconscious male. Subject refused rescue. A citation was issued for underage alcohol. 06-271 Traffic Violation. CTH E. 11:03 am. A citation was issued to Jared M. Plaisted for traveling 75mph in a 45mph zone. April 11, 2006 - 4-1-06 06-272" Possession of Marijuana/ Drug Paraphernalia. Rangel Hall. 10:07 pm. A complainant reported that he was handed a bag he believed to be marijuana. BlOllER 4-2-06 06-273 UWS 18Nandalism. SAC. 8:44am, Officers received a report of damage to the softball field. Investigation pending. 4-3-06 06-274 Theft from Building, Ranger Hall. 10:02 am. Officers received a report of items missing fro~ an ynl')Cked room, 4-4-06 06-275 Alarm - Building, WYLL. 7:37 am. Officers responded to an alarm acti vated by a staff member inadvertently setting off the alarm. 06-276 Tow Vehicle. Union Lot. 11:08 am. Officer observed a vehicle parked illegally in the Union Lot meters, Due to a prior tow warning vehicle was towed, 06-277 Tow Vehicle, Union Lot L1:21 am. Officer observed a vehicle driven by. faculty member parked illegally in the Union lot meters. Due to a prior tow warning vehicle was towed. 06-278 Medical Assistance, MOLN, 4:23 pm. Officers received a report of an ill female, Rescue was called and female transported to Kenosha Hospital. 06-279 Medical Assistance. SAC. 5:24 pm. Officers were dispatched to the SAC for a person complaining of an injury, Subject refused rescue, opting to go 10 a medical clinic for treatment. 06-280 UWS 18Nandalism, WYLL. 5:59 pm. Officer was dispatched to WYLL to take a report of damage to a wall. 06-281 Possession of MarijuanaJ Drug Paraphernalia. Ranger Hall. 9:24 pm. Citations were issued for Possession of Marijuana and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, 06-282 Report to follow, 4-6-06 06-283 Fire Drill. Tallent Hall. 10:22 am. A fire drill was conducted in Tallent Hall. No problems noted. 06-284 Liquor Law Violation, -- Ranger Hal( II :52 pm, ',- '. ;Citations ~erej is~uet1 tor Uad}rag~.'···~ Dri!JkingIPossesslOriI Consumplion. It's not too late to sign up for Hunger Clean Upl Casey Jones from the Career Center has been setting up a sign up table at various locations on campus In an effort to recruit more students to help out. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 36, issue 25, April 11, 2006 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 32, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Dance Causes controversy Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE Rt=lNG May 9,2002 Veritas University of Wisconsin.Parkside Aequitas Issue 20 Vol. 32 Dance causes controversy Chancellor update On Friday, April 26th, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) sponsored the event "Straight Kickin' It." This title superseded the name, "Straight Pimpm," since this name caused controversy both on and off campus. Three weeks prior, the event was advertised with window paintings, posters and flyers "if you read the advertisement, it clearly states that "Straight Pimpin" is a dance," said Sabrina Morgan, PAB member. The Ranger and others, were unable to locate the 'clearly stated' words. During a slew of e-mails that were received Friday and the following days, Professor Francis Kavenick reported she, too, had to stop by the Ranger Card office to clarify the meaning of the posters. She was concerned as "over 100 7th grade girls and 20 or so of their PSGA election results in tions while campaigning. hav~ the power to freeze any- By Alex Voskull Morrison said that, "the one s budget. Hie would also fir t thin to do is to check to consider 'mp ementmg a Staff Reporter se: if thegconstitution is valid. salary cap on student orgarn- C rtain guidelines from the zations to prevent any club paest may not-bev alid ." from Ihbavidng an outrageous Morrison is planning and annua u get. . Id like to see put in place Morrison wants to get nd woum u . school ear of this cloud that has hovered for thetupcobmtwmegtehne h~ads over the PSGA. Morrison said a meemdg t e organizations of PSGA"s 'mage, "I wan tt 0 of stu en -1ins this would show that this student govern- ~ornson exp :e what we ca~ ment is not always there to dallo;" t;:;"st~c~ool as a whole attack people and take away o a iust as se arate clubs." jobs." Mornson said he would and not J hat P1JGA he says welcome a larger number of This is w II alon senators, which should accomshould havle dilie :ntire sc\';ool modate Parkside's diverse stu- To invo ve e. dent bod Morrisdns~ff~~t~~ebl~;~ :~f~At an~' rate, PSGA looks to u1ty an PSGA What that role have a new face for the within t : not yet deter- upcoming 2002-03 school year. m~gh~ ?,;f::1 we should have Adam DeFord,. who was amrrune . . t to see what ner up to Mornson in theropmore faculty inpu h d " ular vote commented," am they feel n~ds ~ b~ t.~~~n',- hopeful that the new leadersaid Mornson. s'. ship in PSGA next year can dents who hay~ ~e ;'%C~fstu- learn from the actions taken by The finanCla a p. ludin those who currently hold dent orgarnzatIOns mc o~ office in PSGA so not to repeat PSGA are aHlsoal consc~[!'ata any of the events of this years Mor~.s on's . I e calmhouldULnot pres,.d,enha I eIech.ons. " preSIdent, a one, S By Michelle Ragar Staff Reporter On Monday, April 22, 2002, the Parkside Student Government Association's judicial branch (PSGA) named, Marco Mornson and Vik Sidhu President and Vice-President of PSGA, respectively. This decision comes six weeks after the elections were held. On May 10, 2002, Morrison and Sidhu are set to be sworn in to their new positions,. making the elections official. Once Morrison takes over as president, he plans to~~e some changes within "I feei According to Mornson, that as the 2002-2003 school year approaches, that PSGA needs to undergo a reconstruch · " This may be to due to a nuonm.ber of reason~, wh'ch include lack of cOIDffiltrn~~ certain members w,thin ti: technicalities within the cons b r tuho. n, or as' 'gndifi'canrut lneuvmiolaeof appeals base on parents, teachers and counselors running around the campus." "All organizations like to catch people's attention with catchy themes," said Morgan. At the same time, it brought with it connotations of ethnic / racial and gender stereotypes of an activity which is also illegal under local, state and federal ordinances, and therefore inappropriate for learning institutions. Herb Pitts, assistant to the Chancellor for Equity and Diversity was prompted to look into the event through the eyes of Parkside's policy 54 due to phone calls and e-mails he received from numerous sources including students and representatives of the community, both prior to and the day of the event. The policy states, in part, that everyone should "treat all members of the university community with dignity and respect; Make ongoing efforts to actively prevent harassment by behaving as role models and encouraging open, hones communication." Pitts went on to ask PAB to take "appropriate steps': to make sure this event would not take place. But added if PAB could not cancel the event, they should announce disclaimers during the event venue. Pitts additionally stated in his e-mail, PABwas advised of the problems with sponsoring an event with such a theme. Morgan denied this when asked about having their' posters and flyers approved by Union 209. "No concern was brought up" said Morgan, junior. After Pitts' e-mail, other faculty members and students agreed with Pitts. The event, to them, did not appeal to the vast majority of LJW-r: students. PAB's own m'SSIOn statement, states II our mission is to organize events and activities that appeal to the diverse spectrum or UW-P students' interest." Chancellor John Keating By Sandee Cornell Staff Reporter Chancellor John P. Keating has returned to campus on a full-time basis after a successful cancer operation that took place in the middle of March. Chancellor Keating would like to extend his thanks to all the faculty, staff, and students for supporting him during his recovery. Provost/Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, Rebecca Martin, filled in for Chancellor Keating while recuperating. ,,, ~rr' he Univen;itj' of Wiscotl-' !~:;cir~~~t:C:s:~= jts deepest apologies in reference to a party that was ,;pQnsored by our organization on Friday, April 26, 2002. It was brought to QUT attention that the. theme "Straight. Pimpin" :may have been •offensive to 'Some, or may have even heen considered stereot:y,pical. Though the word "Pimp may l1ave had a negative connota- 'tion in past generations, please be assured that its use m our theme was not meant to be derogatory in any sense. Again we apologize to anyone who may have taken offense or ~ressed their concern. Sincerely, Liza Herbst Co- President SabrinaMorgan Co- President Randy O. West Party Coordinator ( ( (l 1 THE A~NG - ,.,.. I ·--·-,= ~ ~ .. = .. ~ -·-.. ~ = = --~ Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Issue 20 Vol. 32 Aequitas Dance causes controversy Chancellor By Michelle Ragar Staff Re porter O n Friday, April 26th, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) sponsored the event "Straight I<ickin' It." This title superseded the name, "Straight Pimpin," since this name caused controversy both on and off campus. Thr weeks prior, the event was advertised with window paintings, posters and flyers "if you read the advertisement, it cle arly states that "Straight Pimpin" is a danc ," said Sabrina Morgan, PABm mber. The Ranger a nd others, were unable to l ocate the 'cl arly tat d' words. During a slew of e-mails that were rec iv d Friday and the foll wing days, Professor Francis av nick reported she, too, had to top by t he Ranger Card office to clarify the meaning of the posters. She was c ncemed as "over 100 7th grad girls and 20 or so of their parents, teachers and counselors running around the campus." 11 All organizations like to catch people's attention with catchy themes," said Morgan. At the same time, it brought with it connotations of ethnic/ racial and e;ender stereotypes of an activity wfuch is also illegal under 1ocal, state and federal ordinances, and therefore inappropriate for learning institutions. Herl::i Pitts, assistant to the Chancellor for Equity and Diversity was prompted to look into the event through the eyes of Parkside' s policy 54 due to phone calls and e-mails he received from numerous sources including students and representatives of the community, both prior to and the day of the event. The policy states, in part, that everyone should "treat all members of the university community with dignity and resp~ct; Make ongoing efforts to actively prevent harassment by behaving as role models and encourae;mg open, hones communication." Pitts went on to ask PAB to take "appropriate steps" to make sure this event would not take place. But added if PAB coula not cancel the event, they should announce disclaimers during the event venue. Pitts additionally stated in his e-mail, PAB was advised of the problems with sponsoring an event with such a theme. Morgan denied this when asked about having their posters and flyers approved by Union 209. "No concern was brought up" said Morgan, junior. After Pitts' e-mail, other faculty members and students agreed with Pitts. The event, to them, did not appeal to the vast majority of 1JW-P students. PAB's own mission statement, states "our mission is to organize events and _activities that appeal to the diverse spectrum of UW-P students' interest." PSG A election results in tions while campaigning. have the power to freeze any- By Alex Voskuil Morrison said that, "the one'~ budg~t. H1e wou:1d also first thing to do is to check to consider imp ementmg _a Staff Reporter see if the constitution is valid. salary cap on student orgaru- O n Monday, Al'ril 22, 2002, the Parkside Student Government Association's judicial branc~ (PSGA) named, Marco Jv!omon and Vik Sidhu President and Vice-President of ~A, r spectively. This dec1s1on com six weeks after the elections were held. On !vfaY 10, 2002, Morrison and Si~u are set to be sworn in to their new positio~,. making the elections offiaal. Once Morrison takes over as president, he P~~ to~~e some changes wt~ II f i According to Mo mson, s1 ee 1 that as the 2002- 2003 rsc1 year approaches, that needs to undergo a reconstruction." This may b e to duet? a number of reas ons, which include lack of co~!ID~~ certain members within ti, echni alities within the cons - t c . . . t umber tution, or a s1gnjfid can ntle violaof appeals base on C rtain guidelines from the zations to_ prevent any club e t be valid " from havmg an outrageous pa~:ds~~ is plaruting and annual ~udget. . ld like to see put in place Mornson wants to get nd fo~uthe u coming school year of this cloud that has_ hover~ tir{ b tween the heads over the PSGA. Momson said a meed g - e r anizations of PSGA's image, "I want to ~ 5!0 ent ~~ ~s would show that this student govern" llmson ~J see what we ca~ ment is not always there to a ow u~ chool as a whole attack people and take away do /t i~s tas separate dubs." jobs." Morrison said he would an. n~ JUS hat PSGA he says welcome a larger number of This 15 w all 1 senators which should accomshoul~ ha1e d~e enti:/;J·ool modate Parkside's diverse stu- To mvo ve . f dent body Morrison would like ~o see ac- At an · rate PSGA looks to ulty and staff take a bigger role y ' f f th . . PSGA What fhat role have a new ace or e w~thin b is· not yet deter- upcoming 2002-03 school year. m!ghd ,,j feel we should have Adam DeFord,_ wh? was runmine · . ut to see what ner up to Momson m thefopmore facu~f b changed " ular vote commented, " am they feel n_ s i ~ . the sh!- hopeful that the new leadersaid Morrison. 1 is . shi in PSGA next year can dents w~o hay~ the ~~c~f stu- le~ from the actions taken by The fin~cia. asp . ludin those who currently hold dent orgaruz:ons m~em 0, office in PSGA so not to repeat PSGA are a al uns~on -that a any of the events of this years M · on's He ca 1 l · " 01:15 · 1 hould not presidentia e ections. president, a one, s update Chancellor John Keating ___ By Sandee _C_omel_l __ Staff Reporter C hancellor John P. Keating has returned to campus on a full-time basis after a successful cancer operation that took place in the middle of March. Chancellor Keating would like to extend his thanks to all the faculty, staff, and students for supporting him during his recovery. Provost/Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, Rebecca Martin, filled in for Chancellor Keating while recuperating. Apology The University of Wisconsin- Parkside Activities Board wishes to express its deepest apologies in reference to a party that was sponsored by our organization on Friday, April 26, 2002. It was brought to our attention that the theme "Straight Pimpin'' may have been offensive to some, or may have even been considered stereotypical. Though the word "Pimp may have had a negative connotation in past generations, please be assured that its use m our theme was not meant to be derogatory in any sense. Again we a1>0logize to anyone who may have taken offense or expressed their concern. Sincerely, Liza Herbst CoPresident SabrinaMorgan CoPresident Randy 0. 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Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parkside. Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 The~ is published every Thursdaly throughout the semester by 91udenls of the University o{WISCl)ll$iJ>-Padcside, who are so1e1y responsible for its editorial policy ~nd content. letter,, to the F.ditor policy; The Ranger enoourages letters lo the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered lo the Ranger office (WYLL n-139CJ . Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Lettena must be free from ,ni.sJeading or libelous content. Letters that fail to romply will not be published. For publication pwposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves lhe right to edit all letters. Vice Provost Dr. R. Martin helps out the Chancellor Dining Service Amber Smith Co·Edltor·ln-Chlef Dr. Rebecca Martin While Chancellor Jack Keating was absent from the University of Wisconsin Parkside to under go surgery, ViceProvost Dr. RebeccaMartin stepped up to complete the Chancellors duties. Totake over the responsibilities of the Chancellor after only being at the University for a short time was a challenge, e~pecially since it came at the time of the admissions freeze but the vice provost stated; "The people here are a great help. Chancellor Keating put together a great team.' The Vice Provost likes the fact that at the University of Wisconsin Parkside "access to education is a priority" and she also feels that "The quality of the teachers here is excellent." In the Spring 2002 issue of Perspective Dr. Martin stated that she looks "forward to being here in 2007. I really expect Parkside will provide me with room to grow, plenty of challenges, and the opportunity to contribute." 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Martin helps out the Chancellor Amber Smith - -- Co-Editor-In-Chief Dr. Rebecca Martin W hile Chancellor Jack Keating was absent from the University of Wisconsin P a rkside to under go surgery, Vice Provost Dr. Rebecca Martin tepped up to complete the Chancellors dutie . To take over the responsibilities of the Chancellor after only being a t the University for a short time was a challenge, especially since it came at the time of the admissions freeze but the v ice provost stated; "The people here are a great help. Chancellor Keatin&' put together a great team. ' The Vice Provost likes the fact that at the University of Wisconsin Parkside "access to education is a p riority" and she also feels that "The quality of the teachers here is excellent." In the Spring 2002 issue of Perspective Dr. Martin stated that she looks " forward to being here in 2007. I really expect Parkside will provide me with room to grow, plenty of challenges, and the opportunity to contribute." 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TTHHeE ,A=u~::GaNeGAER MMaayy 99 22000022 Page4 Just a taste of what UW-Parkside students from the Art Department have to offer Clockwise from the top leftKyle and Conne Wolf working the print studio. Josh with a work progress. TrishaLuke 'Movie College' Nicholas Knuth 'leaf Skateboard Series', Panitan Kayasit 'Brochure Pag 3& 4', John W1lsori 'Sineware', Elizabeth Pezoldt 'Barbie Picnic Set' , I leftK yle in in Trisha Luke .Nicholas Pani~ tan 3 & Wilson Page5 FREE MEN'S SUITS!! By Professor Donald Kummings. At last, my friend, you've learned what every poet learns: and thus are weak, anemic; that what you write is just not good enough, -symbols nor will it ever be. Yet you've said you would transcribe the blood's red song. squawk You would write a poem with a stem and such delicate skin. You would piece and fuse glass poemette, a fine, verse ..some Don't We Wish!! 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Dining Service's Evening Meal is Moved Monday, May 13th and Thursday, May 16th. Questions? Contact Dining Service atx260 I Evening Meals on these days will be served in the Union Squarewith the ParksideCafe prices honored. Special Menu Items Include: May 13th: Grilled Brats, Burgers, and Chicken Breastswith all the trimmings. Will be outside if weather permits. May 16th: Top your own pizza special. There will be other items also served. * These special-days will allow the meal plan discount. • 'Blood Truck' Kummings "How we wobble when we have the collywobbles" -James Joyce You would make a poem out of musk ox hide, leaving the coarse hair on. with jewellike blue and green a stained-glass poem. You would even settle for a poemene, if tiny, about a pebble, maybe two, of some small pain. Kummings, you Midwestern Daedalus, you laze about, dream of stepping forth labyrinthine indeed, you would fly off, and up, and high yet evidentally you're afraid the sun will melt the red wax of your heart. Your lines, therefore, are fishermen crowded round an inkwell, witlessly staring, sullenly waiting; your images are cold, made of wire; your metaphors forget to eat and sleep and thus are weak, anemic; your symbols are white bells that have no tongues; your ideas stand on this foot, that, and squawk: demented parrots perching on such flimsy limbs. Pal, you're growing old. You sit and stroke your sisal fiber beard. You stare at wide, wintry fields of the page, white as the bones of bison. Is there any doubt ·that you need help ? But who is coming to the rescue? Where is the sag wagon? By God! Where the blood truck? Even now it should beating up, bright and throbbing at the curb, the smocked doctors disembarking, red syringes in their large, poetic hands. 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Square with Parkside Cafe Breasts with special days ~uestions? at x260 I { Activities' Page?i i BY~r Carl Lindner "As mandated inUWS 8.025, all faculty and academic staff must file a report on their outside activities. " -Vice Chancellor ([he ",e",6-.s 06 ([he 'Ra"'Jet sta# sooald like to thaM all the attists a"d poets ",ho donated theit ceeattve JVo'lks to ma.ke out litetM¥ issue a success. We look 60t"'Md to tecei"i"'J all ¥out MUstle ",otks 60t next ¥<tltSlitettlt¥ issue. Every day, religiously, I change my underwear. When I leave my house, I always lose my way. I no longer pay attention to the news. When my cat meows, I listen to the syllables. On my back, I study the language of clouds, the wheel of jay, the swoop of cardinal. At the close of light, I wrap myself in the blanket of night. I pray the blackness finds in me good company. Morning showers me with gold. Less and less I count the change in my pockets. More and more I grow rich from these activities. , ';11~'Real '[I'U"d' By Sandee Cornell 'Vortex' By E. Merrllt J can t'lust me J1Jith H11f sectets. j C4h t'lust me not to lie. j ca" ttust tka t j ",i/J. 6e tkese 0" the "et~ da~ j die. !J ""i1lnevet stea.l »tlf mO),{2.1(- j ",ill "e"et sta6 "'~ 6ack. And j ",i/J. al",a~s ha"e the da",n 'J0odtaste 'lhat "'ijht j add, ~ou lack. !J ",i1l11eVe'l put me second. !J will1telle'l salft "xoe 110W('. 7fO'l !J knokJ tha.t time is 'P'Ucious And is lost "'ith ~ou so",eho",. j ",i/J. al",a~s hell' me tijht. j ",i/J. al",a~s "'tltch m~ 6ack. And it j should 'J0on a 'til', j'll al",a~s hell' me pack. j kno", that j am much like me ;11~selt, and e"en j, And j kno", that j ",i/J. hold m~ hand Until the da~ j du. Once, there was a warm, storied ,white rambling house with earned acres to savor, roam, ride, tend and mow. There was a hig fertile garden with black crumbly dirt to dent, sow, plant, weed, water, and harvest. There was a laddered library with bound shelves of treasured prose to read, dream and know. There was a papered bedroom with much quilted comfort to sleep, love and owe. Then, there was a pink condominium on an acre' of sandy cacti borders to stalk, walk, guide and muse. There was a redwood planter with black crumbly dirt to fuse, dent, seed and feed. There was a bookshelf of choices beside gifts to please and feel. There was a room 'Son Signs' By Uriah Heep hold a two-wheeler like a heart until it doesn't dump from side to side legs pump out of sight marrow not enough to graft boy-bone to mind son sides split teenage guff asif you'd never been the distance before don't claim it as yours until you know the black of it set the sideroad out of the way Test Drive a hood up leaking Cheeseburger. ,t's worth a drive ftom-== wherever you are to put us to ~ the test! • Try our lamous"5)(5" • Wine& Beer & liquor • Cur1y frieS • Fun kids menu • ~ 0fl10fl hnllS • Everylhltl\l is lresh • Root Beer onTlIP • Everylhltl\l is cooked1Ootder • Grilled Chicken • Loaded Surger from $3.95 • IliC Salads & SandWiches • Pub AtmoSj)here Call For Luncheon Reservation flag man down gripped by the highway streaked by winters salt fistmetal dents pulls around and passes am't no more broken teeth to kick \ 'A Reflection' Ron's Place ~ ~~ (262)U7-1107 ~' ,.~ '.V 3301 52nd St. Kenosha THE AANGEA •outsiae Activities ' By ProfMSOr Carl Lindner "As mandated in UWS 8.025, all faculty and a cademic staff must file a report on their outside a ctivities. " -Vice Chance llor (];,he 111eml,e'ls ot (];,he ~R,v1,e'l sta# hlould like to thMk all the a'l.tists and poets "'ho do1tated thei'I. cuatl11e hlo'lks to make ou'I. Every day, religiously, I change my underwear . llteM'l'f issue a success. We look to'l.hla'ld to 'leai11ln'j all 'fou'I. a'ltlstlc '110'1.ks to'I. next 'fetl.'I.S lltt'l.tl.'I.'( issue. When I l eave my house, I always l ose my way. I no longer pay attention to the news . When my c a t meows, I listen to the syllables . On my bac k, I study the language of clouds, the wheel of jay, the sw oop of cardinal. At the c lose of light, I wrap my self in the b lanket of night. I pray the blackness finds in me good company. Morn i ng showers me with gold. Less a nd less I count the change in my pockets. More an d more I grow rich from these activities. '/11 'f 'Rea l 'g-'l le1td' By Sandee Cornell !) can t'l_ust 1ne Nith m11 secuts. !) CM t'lust m e not to lie . !) cttn t'lust t ha t!) 11Jill k the'le On the 11 e'l'f da'f !) dte. !) Nlll 11e11n s tea l m11 mo1tf'{!) JtJlll 11 e11e'l s ta6 m11 6ack. ;4nd !) ,,.,llJ, alJtJ 1.u1s haue th e dam11 good taste <z:,ltat m½ht !) Ad d, 'fou lack. !) JtJill ne 11e'l put me seco11d. !J Nill neue,z Sa'f, u not noJtJ!" . 'g-o7 !) lvtoJtJ that time is p7ecious ;411d ls lost JtJ ith 'fOU somehow. !) >vill al1i1a 11s hd p me ii7l,t. !) will alNa 'fS wa tch nt'( 6ack. fl11d i6 !J shou ld j O 011 a t'Zlp, !)'ll alNa'f s hdp me pack. !) k11011J that !) a m much like me /11'(sdi, and e11e11 !J , ;4nd !) know that !) .,_,llJ, hold nt'( ha11d Z<ntil the da11 !J dte . Test Driv a Cheeseburger. It's worth a drive from wherever you are to put us to ~ the test! ~ • Try our famous·sxs• • Wine & Beer & liquor • Cu,ty fries • Fun kids menu • Hand-Cut oruon ri s • EWfY(.hin& is fresh • Root Beer on Tep • E...ef)'thin& is cooked to Ofder • Gritted Chicken • ~ Burger from $3.95 • Bit Salads & SandwicheS • Pub AUnosl)hent Call For Luncheon Reservation 'A Reflection' 'Vortex' By E. Merritt Once, there was a warm, storied , white rambling house 'Son Signs' By Uriah Heep with earned acres to savor, roam, ride, tend and mow. There was a big fertile garden with black crumbly dirt to dent, sow, plant, weed, water, and harvest. hold a two-wheeler like a heart until it doesn't dump from side to side legs pump out of sight marrow not enough to graft boy-bone to mind son sides split teenage guff as if you'd never been the distance before don't claim it as yours until you know the black of it set the sideroad out of the way hood up leaking flag man down gripped by the highway streaked by winters salt fistmetal dents pulls around and passes ain't no more broken teeth to kick There was a laddered library with bound shelves of treasured prose to read, dream and know. There was a papered bedroom with much quilted comfort to sleep, love and owe. Then, there was a pink condominium on an acre of sandy cacti borders to stalk, walk, guide and muse. There was a redwood planter with black crumbly dirt to fuss, dent, seed and feed. There was a bookshelf of choices beside giAs to please and feel. 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Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 20, May 9, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 29, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Stranger Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Issue 51 Vol. 291 Apri1l3, 2000 ,ranger You know you want to read it. 1 • 2 0 0 0 (\j r'i M M oM ... ~ '" Q) ~ 1 III III H Ins ide Stranger gets stranger Don't look now. We've completely lost it and there's no turning back. 5 Busted Police Beat is back. Are you ready? 6 INDEPTH: Corey Mandlev Mandley talks about his term as president and plans for the future. 13 Scapin Italian Comedia brings master mask maker to Parkside. 15 High Fidelity Can John Cusack hold on to his 20 something cult following in this modem tale of relationship woe? . S e c t i 0 n s News 3-1 I I Calendar 3 Police Beal 5 Stranger 1-10 Features 11-13 spons 14 Entenainment 15 S t a f f Box Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion Assistant Editor BeckyDuba Desktop! Design Kregg Jacoby Copy Editor BeckyDuba Ad Designer Nicole McQu~stion Photo Editor JeffAlley Photographers Daniel Yaris ' Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Writers Brenda Dunham Elizabeth George Jennie Morris Sarah Olsen Beth Reed Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for it's editorial policy and content. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered 10 the Ranger office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to jacob02O@uwp.edu. Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. leiters that fail to comply will not be published. For publica- tion purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. The I n Box The short amount of space this week encourages me to be brief. We have a new Stranger this week, and we went all out. In the spirit of the Onion we threw out all the stops and took the humor to the edge. Some might find the content a little strong, or offensive and I want you to feel free to send feedback to me at jacob020 @Uwp.edu or stop by the Ranger Office in Wyllie D-139C. As always, if you don't like something don't read it. I would real- ly appreciate knowing how the student body feels about this experimental Stranger. Editor Kregg Jacoby OBIOlng Events UW-Parkside Student Art Exhibition, now through April 20, free, Com. Arts Gallery, hours: Mon/Thur, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Tue/Wed, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. UW-Parkside Drama Dept. presents Moliere's "Scapin," April 20, 10 a.m.. April 20, 21, 22, 28, and 29, 7:30 p.m.; Com. Arts Theater, tickets: $10 adults, $7 students, faculty, staff, seniors. SlId us your evenlS Groups, organizations, clubs, team, and departments send your information to be pub- lished in The Ranger Calender. This service is free and intended to promote awareness of campus events. Please indicate that this infonnation is to be used in The Ranger Calendar. Any event or Information not in accordance with this intention may not be published. Any events longer that 3 days in duration will be put in the Ongoing events section. Questions about appropriate content may be directed to the editor at x2287 or in person at The Ranger Office in Wyllie D-137C. Ranger News Meeting Join the planning for next semesters Ranger! • Noon Concert: UW- Parkside Orchestra, Carter Simmons, con- ductor, Wednesday Union Cinema Theater, free. Soup & Substance noon, Union 104, free soup, bread, and crackers served, everyone welcome. Info Break: "Meet the Instructional Designer" w IJim Robinson noon, Learning Tech Center, Wyllie 0150. free. Softball: UW-Parkside vs. St. Francis 3 p.m. (2 games) Ranger News Meeting Join the planning for next semesters Ranger! Baseball: UW- Parkside vs. Viterbo 1 p.m. (2 games) Softball: UW-Parkside vs. Olivet Nazarene 3 p.m. (2 games) Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Percussion Ensemble, Debbie Katz Knowles, director Communication Arts-D118, free. Out & About event: "Rocky Horror Picture Show," pre- show with live cast from Chicago begins at l.Ip.m. fol- lowed by midnight showing, dry props only, Union Cinema Theater, admission: $2, open to the public __----iii .............- Baseball: UW- Parkside vs. ~ Indianapolis (2 games) Criminal Justice Colloquium: The Interface Between Psychiatry and Criminology w /Dr. George Palmero 11 a.m. Union 104-106, free Latino Film Festival: "Golpes a Mi Puerta" (Knocks at My Door), Spanish w I subtitles noon and 7 p.m. Union Cinema Theater, free Friends of the UW-Parkside Library: "Bird Watching," w I expert from Kalmbach Publishing 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge Level 2 of the library, free, Next Issue of The Ranger including an all new stranger section. Out & About event: 1 ;;1i~ Blue Jeans Day wear jeans to show support for Gay and Lesbian issues Apri/15 • Women's History Month Event: Scavenger Hunt, 9 a.m. UW -Parkside campus and surrounding community. Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Brass Ensemble, Mark Eichner, director, Friday Union Cinema Theater, free Baseball: UW·Parkside vs. Southern Indiana noon, (2 games) Softball: UW-Parkside vs. SIU-Edwardsville 1 p.m. (2 games) April 16 Baseball: UW-Parkside vs. Sill-Edwardsville (2 games) Humanities Workshop w IFrank Hubbard, associate dean, Marquette grad school 3 p.m., Com. Arts 140, for stu- dents in English, foreign lan- guage, communications, phi- losophy, music, and drama Latino Film Festival: "Danzon,' Spanish w /subtitles 7 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free Softball: UW-Parkside vs. Southern Indiana 1 p.m. (2 games) Student recital: Melissa Devan, violin; Michele Chovan, cello 3:30 p.m., Com. Arts Room 0-118, free. Apri/22 Baseball: UW- Parkside vs. Indianapolis noon, (1 game) 3 4 TwO oul & About Week EvenlS Frida, Out & About Week, Uw-Parkside's celebra- tion of diversity, concludes Friday with-appro- priately enough-a party. Sponsored by the cam- pus Gay and Lesbian Organization (GLO), the week comes to a close with Blue Jeans Day. Wear jeans on Friday to show your support for gay and lesbian issues. Then wear something a little more outrageous for "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." The pre-show featuring the Rocky cast from Chicago, starts at 11 p.m. in the Union Cinema Theater. The movie starts at mid- night. Bring your rice and playing cards but leave the squirt guns and hot dogs home. Admission to $2. ,0 8 (\j A Word In Spanish The first-ever UW-Parkside Latino Film Festival continues Thursday and Friday with the final two of five films to be shown at the Union Cinema Theater. Both are free. Thursday, April 13, "Colpes a Mi Puerta" (Knocks at My Door) will be shown at noon and 7 p.m. The film "Danzon," will conclude the series F-riday, April 14, at 7 p.m. If you've never experienced a foreign film before, this is your chance. And don't worry, all of the films have subtitles so you don't have to be fluent in ~panish. Taking on Masks 01 RaCB The Center for Ethnic Studies continues its "Talking Color" series on race relations today, April 13. The program, titled "Taking Off the Masks of Race:' features three short presenta- tions by the University's Theater of Empowerment and a discussion involving UW- Parkside students, faculty, and the community. The program is free and open to the public. It will be held in the Union Bazaar beginning at 2 p.m. Be Inlormed workshop APril 14 An informational workshop designed specif- ically for UW-Parkside students in the Humanities is scheduled for Friday, April 14. Students in English, communications, foreign language, philosophy, music, and drama are urged to stop participate. The program features Frank Hubbard, Associate Dean of Marquette University's Graduate School, Kim Goldsmith of Parkside's Career Center, several Humanities faculty members, and at least one alumnus-a doctoral candidate in English at UW- Milwaukee. The programs begins at 3 p.m. in Communication Arts 140. For more informa- tion, call Mary Lenard at ext. 2644. Unlle 10 flghl Hunger Rocks Racine The UW-Parkside Circle K Club is hosting the "Unite to Fight Hunger 2000" benefit con- cert. It's a five-hour event, featuring six live bands and a DJ, at Racine's Memorial Hall, Friday, April 14, from 6 p.m. to 1 a.m. A portion of the funds raised will go to the Hunger Clean Up program to fight hunger in Wisconsin and around the world. Funds also will be donated to fight Iodine Deficiency Disorder,' the leading cause of preventable birth defects and mental retardation in developing countries. Admission is $8, or bring a canned good to donate and admission is just $6. Everything collected will be donated to food pantries in Kenosha and Racine. UWP hosts State Supreme Court along with University Cabinet, attended the infor- mal session. Students were able to ask questions of the justices, The lunch gave students the opportu- nity to hear first-hand about benefits and chal- lenges of a law career and what it's like to have black robes as everyday wearing apparel instead of as a fashion statement. uw-P Student Art Exhibit now open What do "Lassie the Rubber Chicken: Protector of Mankind," "Man, Woman, Banana & Bird," and "Seahorse" have in common? No, they aren't new Marvel Comics, They are works of art created by UW-Parkside students, which are now on display in the Com. Arts Gallery, The exhibition features dozens of interesting pieces ranging from ceramics to oil paintings to sculptures. Kurt Erdman says he crafted "Seahorse" from blood, sweat, tears, and steeL The Parks ide student artists involved include Heidi Baehr, Laura Bahr, James Berry, Rebecca Bigalke, Christopher T. Bray, Cat Brogan, Erdman, Joel Hinds, Darren Holland, Elizabeth Hurlbut, Rebekah Ide, Kiirsten Ketter, Katie Lemke, Mary Ann Logic, Nadia Londre, Brandon Minga, Dorothy Reuter, Paul Rhyne, Nicole Schlitz, Kyle Scuglik, Britton Sliwinski, Michael Theuer, Linda L Wawiorka, and Mandi Zullo. The admission price is free and the exhibition continues through April 20, Gallery hours are Monday and Thursday 11 a.m. to 5 p,m.; Tuesday and Wednesday, 11 a.rn. to 8 p.m. Enter 'Name the Newsletter' contest and win $100 The Alumni Association is sponsoring a contest to name the new alumni newsletter, The prize for your creative genius?' $100! Entries must be received by noon on Friday, April 28 and can be submitted via email at simpson@uwp.edu or in the Alumni Relations Office, Wyllie 3320, Entries should contain your name, phone, and suggestion. The newsletter will be sent to all alumni four times a year and will include UWP I alumni events, updates on alumni, and more. For further informa- tion about the alumni association please contact Mike Farrell, Alumni Association Board President at mike.farrelleshaack.com or Andrea Simpson, Director of Annual Giving and Alumni Relations at simpsoneeuwp.edu. Campus community band and Belle City brassworks perform Erin Knobbe Musicians throughout the community and stu- dents from Parkside joined together recently in the Communication Arts Theater to perform live as the UWP Community Band and Belle City Brassworks. Students, community members, and Parkside alumni from southeastern Wisconsin compose the Community Band and Belle City Brassworks. The Parkside Band performed Gustav Holst's "Hammersmith", "Danse Bacchanale" by Camille Saint-Saens, as well as John Phillip Sousa's "The Invincible Eagle", Professor Mark Eichner, who directs the Community Band said, "We perform about four concerts a year and this gives some of the UW- Parkside band members the opportunity to partici- pate in more than one band, About nine of the group are Parkside students, The rest are members of the community' and some are alumni." Professor Eichner not only direct the Community Band, b'ut he also directs the UW-Parkside Band and heads the music departments on campus, The Belle City Brassworks, under the batton of conductor Douglas [ohnson, performed the "Suite in B-ftat" by Gordon Jacobs, "Death or Glory" by RB. Hall, as well as "Fanfare" and "Alma Mater" by Sheldon Mehr. For their grand finale, the two bands joined forces to perform "overture on Russian and Khirgiz Themes" by Dmitri Shostakovich, The Parkside Community Band is 'expected to perform again on May 4 with special guest Bob _ Gloppenn, a tuba player from Chicago, News B r i e f s They are the stars of the Wisconsin judicial sys- .,-------------1-- tern, and while none of them are as recognizable as Judge Judy, when they come to lunch it's an occa- sion. Seven justices of the Wisconsin Supreme Court met with UW-Parkside students and faculty on Friday, April 7. The one-hour luncheon took place in the Galbraith Room, About 20 students and ten faculty members, Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 29, issue 5, April 13, 2000 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 4/13/2000 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System art exhibits parkside student government association (PSGA) scapin supreme court unemployment https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/a108a7a02b449b373214a87ef6a61682.pdf 82c36b4f5302aaf97d62dd3936a102d9 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 28, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Holstered: Resolution 99-9 causes campus crossfire Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .. Get the latest info on campus events r Page3 Gigolo co Travolta apretty fenny r Page ZE! Fixed tuition debated r Page.6 ranger I contents Ins ide 8 Officer and a Weapon Students and faculty speak out on both sides 12 Dean's liSI Honors never cease for those who make the grade 6 Cold Cash Could a tuition freeze slow the rise in college costs? 10 PARKside:- Nol a chance... Cruising for a spot leaves some students flat 14 The Gobv Dessen Bumper crop of bummer carp for your dining pleasure Sec t ion s Things to do News Features Entenainment Classified 3 4-1 8-11 13-15 16 S t a f f Box I I 1he Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of wtsccosm-Parksde, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Subscriptions are available. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters 10 the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to jac0b002@Uwp.edu. Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters thai fail to comply wiJi not be published. For publication PllTfXlSE.'5- author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. TIle Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion News Editor BeckyDuba Features Editor Chris Elst Desktop Kregg Jacoby Ad Designer Nicole McQueslion Copy Editor Pamela Buehler Photo Editor Daniel Yaris Entettainment Editor Chris Summy Writers Vito Tribuzio Holly Heinzelmann Sirena Mankins Artist Sam Nivongsa Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 niger IlIIlIgl I.de 3 Letters to the Editor latiion. Helling Part1 'ZI porn. cost Editor. R ntly in m we were to id ntify a social problem at Parks id and find luti ns, A maj r probl m discovered was the lack of parking availabl • r r th mmut r stud en . Each day the two parking lots on Out r loo Road [C mmunicati n Arts and Union] are full, cau ing studen t find alternative means of parking like parking illegally in the visit 101whi hru towm and ti k Is. a new tudent at 0 • Parkside, my initial thought was that the Unive i .need to hay m re parking built. When I suggested this in class a tud °nt inI rmed m that th re is a parking lot that is fairly empty,located ne t 10 Tall nt Hall. I had c mplained that it was far to walk, especially with a full bookbag. Iy cla . mat th n told me that the University offers a fr • bus that ntinu uslv cir I th campus, arriving at the parking lot e" 'I') fin t 'ven rninut 0 Few f my cia mat ,ranging fr m freshman to juniors, were aware of the Tall I Hall parkin . I.being a fr hman, had not been informed of the TaUL'I\tHall parkin III either my campus t ur or the orientation. Perhaps making an nnouncement in Th Rang r new paper you could inform studen f th all 'mab' parking arrangem nt. Nam withheld by request au' Ih 'ory all pagr 10for tilt parklllg scoop. The free shuttle is a reality, 'mil I~ 10' I 10000ltilII r lI,rS'udell' Hmltll Cellier ill Tallen! Hall. Parking ille· ...11", IrorvrlJltl. should "" be colbidered all option. Try /0 filld parking' ill the Itgtd po' • 'Mt'" if" for t'W"I""to 4 ranger I news briefs too '" '".,; on'"N <0 '" '" '"~'" News Briefs DeVinnJl art exhibit Oct. 3 The works of University of Wisconsin-Parkside A~t Professor Doug DeVinny will be displayed durmg an exhibit at the University's Communication Arts Gallery. The exhibition will run Oct. 3 to 31, with a reception on Sunday, Oct. 3, from 1 to 4 p.m. The exhibit will feature works on paper which DeVinny created on his recent sabbatical during the University's spring 1999 semester. .' "I will show a series of large monoprmts which are formally based on landscape/archit~tural ~orm, but ,;rlistically are quite abstract and colorful, DeVonny said. T complement the larger works, I also will show a series of intaglio prints, ranging from monochromatic mezzotints to hand-colored etchings." DeVinny's exhibition is free and open to th public. Gallery hours are Mondays and Thur days from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., and Tuesdays and Wednesday from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. Web-based library catalog now available This fall, the UW·Parkside Library is upgrading to a new automated library system. The new system, being implemented at all UW campu se,:; this year as part of a cooperative UW System project, offers some welcome improvements. The catalog is web-based SO people who are used to a web browser such as Netscape will experience a familiar mte rface when using the catalog. Students, faculty, and staff who know their own campus 10 number (RangetCard number) will be able to electronically check on the stalus of their library account to see, for example, what books they have checked out. The system's vendor, Endeavor Information Systems, has installed their software at hundreds of libraries across the United States, inclttding the Library of Congress and Northwestern University, as well as in several foreign countries. Reference librarians are ready to assist those who would like help using the new catalog. US Computer Team Earns Medals at European Competition A team of U.S. students, under the leadership of University of Wisconsin-Parkside Mathematics Professor Don Piele, earned three medals at a recent computer competition in the Czech Republic. The contest was a warm up for the International Olympiad in Informatics being held at Antalya, Turkey, next month.. . . During the eight-day competition in Brno, Czech Republic, Daniel Wnght, a high school senior from Lafayette, Colo., earned a gold medal; Benjamin Mathews, a high school senior from Dallas, Texas, won a silver medal; and Percy. Liang, a high school junior from Phoenix, Ariz., received a bronze medal. The contest was held Sept. 2 through 9 in the Czech Republic's second largest city. Piele called the Brno games a good tune up for the global matches. "This was actually harder competition than they'll face in Turkey," Piele said. "There were 12 very talented teams at Brno, and fewer medals were available than there will be at the International Olympiad. So then winning three medals was quite an accomplishment." Piele expects teams from 65 to 70 countries at International Olympiad in Informatics, The global competition takes place October 9 to 16. UW-Parkside mini-courses brighten fall horizons When was the last time you actually looked forward to going to a class? With the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's fall mini-courses, "going to class" may become the highlight of your week. Learn to dance, kick box, or meditate, or explore the art of Chinese herbs. Classes are three to seven weeks in length, and registration is required. The courses and schedules are: • Swing Into Fall dance class, Thursdays, Sept. 30 to Dec. 2 (no class Oct. 28 or Nov. 25), 6 to 8 p.m.; UW-Parkside students and alumni: $54; • Kick Boxing, Mondays, Oct. 4 to Nov. 15, 6:30 to 8 p.m., students and alumni: $72 (gloves and hand wraps are included in registration fee); • The Art of Chinese Herbs and More, Tuesdays, Oct. 5 to Oct. 19,6 to 8 p.m., students and alumni: $28; • Meditation and Healing, Part 1, Wednesdays, Oct. 6 to Oct. 27, 6:30 to 8:30 p.m., students and alumni: $50. A brochure with complete details is available at the RangerCard office or by calling ext. 2345. Noon Concert Series - Third Millennium Ensemble, Oct. 6 The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Noon Concert Series continues Wednesday, Oct. 6, with a program by Third Millennium Ensemble. This free concert will be held in the UW-Parkside Union Cinema Theater starting at noon. The Third Millennium Ensemble includes Jeremy Rankin on French hom, Michelle Doyle-Rankin on clarinet, and pianist Eun-joo Kwak. Their presentation will feature "Tracer" by Keith Carpenter and "Gravity Chamber" by James F. Crowley. Both composers are on the UW-Parkside Music Department faculty. In addition, the "Suite for Clarinet, Hom, and Piano" by Alec Wilder and "Trio for Clarinet, Hom, and Piano" by George Rochberg will be performed. Along with admission, parking for this program is free. For more information, call the Music Department at ext. 2457. fall enro I e ligures rise 11it seems there are a few m re peopl in th halls (anda lot m re cars in th parking lots) than th re wereat the starl f fall sem t r 199 ,y u're eyes aren't deceiving y u. Early numbers indicate an acrt6S the board incre IIIenrollment According t figur from n v Registrar Richard loti, there are 4 25 tuden enrolled thr ugh the fourth day of (Tu ay, t.) compared t 4,575 forthesam period IIIfall 1998. A deeper I insid the tahsti showsome encouragm trends f r the University.The fre>Nnm dz of 1 was1,438 on the f urth day f , an increa of 80 stud nl fr m la I year.There are new freshmen comparedto875 on the same I day III 1998 The number f m and seniors increased, by 21 and 69 tudents, re pecnv ly. The number of juniorsincreased, bul only by tw tudents. There were m n tiv in the numbers: The number of graduate tudents was d wn 17. average credit load for both graduate and undergraduat students showeda slight decrease When th t nth day of cia ses roUed around on Thursday, Sept. 16, new U,," -Park ide Registrar Richard Lott gave everyone involved with the Universitythe good new . On every important enrollment category UW-Par .side m t and exceeded the Universityof Wiscon:>in ystem' targets. The 10th day numbers are important because the UW System determines how much money it will give to, Ortake away from its 13 four-year campuses based on headcount after two fuJI weeks of class. These figures howed that 4,888 students were enrolled on Sept. 16. And in a figure that is very important to the System, UW-Parkside's full time equivalent (FTE) enrollment of 3,706. That is well in excess of the Sy tem's enrollment goal for UW-Parkside. ranger I news Marketing and Publications Director Joe Hanneman. "Our fall 1999 application numbers are close to being final and it certain1y appears we again did very well in attracting students to campus." Those applications, according to Murphy, translated into record gains in new students. "This is the largest freshmen class in at least 12 years," Murphy said of the fall 1999 figures. "And if you combine freshmen and transfer students, this is the largest number of new students we've ever had." There are a record number of transfer students on campus. A total of 448 students switched from other schools to UW-Parkside for fall 1999.That's 64 more than last year and well above the University's target of 400. The diversity of the campus also improved, The number of African American, Hispanic, Asian, and Native American students all increased. That raises the percentage of minority students to 16 percent from 15 percent a year ago. In addition, there are 33 students from foreign countries on campus. More than 2,800 students are in the "traditional" age group of 18 to 22. We have 1,638students who are 23 years of age or older with 12who are 62 or better. Overall, the enroJlment figures demonstrate a heightened emphasis on retaining students. Applications and Diversity Comparative FigureS 1999 1998 1991 Hear Ch9 2·Year Chg. 3,111 2.865 2,665 11% 190/. 2,885 1,185 1.596 ft 3W. 103 593 626 18% 12% 316 381 212 2511I 3811I 220 163 134 3511f1 64811 14 58 58 451l1. 45% Generating interest among potential students is an important first step to any school's enrollment success. Through innovative work done by the University's Admissions Office, under the direction of Chuck Murphy, and an award-winning advertising campaign, total applications for UW-Parkside have risen 19 percent over comparable figunes two years ago. "Applications are the best barometer of overall interest in the university," said the University's be a leader on the board." Gracz, of Milwaukee, is the president and contract administrator for the Milwaukee Professional Fire Fighters Association, Local 215; the largest firefighters union in the state. Gov. Thompson said that after Brad DeBraska's term expired, he appointed Gracz to keep strong union representation on the board. "To meet our goal of preparing our university graduates for the workforce, labor must be a strong partner in shaping our UW System policy," Gov. Thompson said. "Greg is a highly regarded union leader who will bring a valuable perspective to the Board of Regents." Governora points three to UW Board 01 Regents System standing as a bright beacon of knowledge that will guide us forward on our journey into the next rnillenniurn." The 17-member Board of Regents govems the University of Wisconsin Sy tern, which includes UW-Parkside, setting admission standards, approving university budgets, and planrung for the future of public higher education in the state. The board is also responsible for appointing the president of the UW System, the chancellors of the 13 universities, the chancellor of the UW-Extension, the chancellor of the UW-Centers and the deans of the 13renters. Axtell, of Janesville, currently serY<; as the vice-chairman of the governor s;_I- -1-- task force on International Education. The 17 -member Board 'Of He waS a member of both the Governor's Commissions on uw- Regents governs the University of SySlem Compensation and .oWSystem Accountability. Axtell IS the Wisconsin System setting author of nine bUSiness books, two considered best sellers, and isa proles- admission standards, approving ional peaker. . . :~~ ::~fv;:'seth~a::~:~s:~ the university bUdgets, and ~ll help build a stronger ~W- planning for the future of publ'lC S t " G v. Thompson said. HIS y m, . dedication and depth of expenence higher education in the state. gives me every confidence that he will Schneiders, of Menomonee Falls, was a Wisconsin state representative from 1980-1'l96, serving on the State Building Commission and the Joint Finance Committee. Schneiders currently serves on the UW-Milwaukee Board of Directors for the Friends of the School of Education and, Friends of the Golda Meir Library Board. "Lolita brings almost two decades of innovative, effective legislative leadership and a cornrnitrnentto community service to the .oW System," Gov. Thompson said. "1 am sure she wiJI continue her outstanding public service as a regent." All three appointees require confirmation by the state senate. , , , , Wisconsin Governor Tommy G. Thompson recently announced the appointmentsof Roger Axtell, Gregory Gracz, and Lolita Schneider to the Universityof Wisconsin Sysl m Board of Regents,helping to ensure the universitysystem remains a world-cia institutionwell into the 21 t Century. Axtellwill fill the vacancy created bytheresignation of Kathleen Hempel m December1998, and serve a sevenyearterm to expire May 1,2006. Gracz will succeed Brad DeBraska and rve a seven-year term to expire May 1, 2006. Schneiders will rve on 01 two terms that will expire May 1 2000 and se ' , evea seven-year tenn I expire May 1,2007 Gov. Thomp on aid the Ihree apPOinteeswill do an excellent job of ser:ing the ciliz n of Wi 0 in by :mtaining the ·lrength and a 1- wJ of the unive ity y tern h Is, !en.: e buildlllg on i tractitl n of excele. " lie "Wisconsin· h m t th be5t publ'id:vers,ty ystem in th world, pro- ~'10ling the educati nal experiet1 and ~, . dation that ha tr f rrned ur -"",~ents into th 1 d rs f y t >rday, . Yand tomorr w" "Th m"""n 8;ljd "leI. ,. r··- k· Ita, r and Roger w,11 h lp eep the Univ r ity f WI c nsin 6 ranger Inews legislature debates UW tuition freeze Debates over what to do with the surplus money are still continuing with little hope of coming to an agreement soon. Access to a quality, affordabJe higher education in Wisconsin is in grave danger. Inthe past, Wisconsin has been able to avoid the economic recessions and downturns which have plagued nearby states because of our traditional support for higher education. By ensuring that Wisconsin's citizens have access to the university system, we have established an educated workforce who positively contribute to the economy of this great state. That tradition of excellence in education has been compromised in recent years. Years of underfunding the University of Wisconsin System are beginning to show. As a result, tuition has increased at 4-5 times the rate of inflation, while financial aid has failed to keep pace. Additionally, compensation for faculty and staff has fallen below national averages. Today, Wisconsin has an opportunity to invest in the future. By fully funding the UW System, we can ensure that Wisconsin's working and middJe class families can afford to access higher education. United Council of UW Students and United Faculty and Academic Staff have called for statewide action on the biennial budget. Can or write your state legislators and urge them to use a portion of the surplus to fully fund the UW System. We must work together to ensure that all Wisconsin families have equal access to the UW System. Michelle Diggles, United COllncil ofllW Students Frank Emspak, United Fawlty and Academic Staff o '"EUl" Becky Duba This past July, Wisconsin's biennial budget was due, but as of today it is still being debated. The budget encompasses many factors ranging from lowering the elementary class size to refining the recycling program, but the main debate is over the UW System's tuition freeze. Before July, legislators realized that there was a projected surpJus of funds of $568.1 million, so Democrats proposed a tuition freeze for the state universities and a cut in tuition for all technical colleges. This would mean that students in the technical college system couJd save about $500 per semester and universities tuition would not rise. This would make a large impact on students. Senate majority Jeader Chuck Chvala said, "Average tuition for the UW-System grew by 6.9% this year, including an outrageous 9.6% at UW-Madison." Chris Micklos, another Democrat, stated, "For every $100 tuition rises, there is a 2.2% drop in enrollment." The Student Aid Alliance is urging Congress to increase the amounts of financial aid availabJe because of the rise in tuition. Among other areas of aid available, the Pell Grant is one of the most important, which enabJes some of the neediest students to attend college. They wish to see this increased by $4()() to a new total of $3525. The budget has still not been ratified. Debates over what to do with the surpJus money are still continuing with little hope of coming to an agreement soon. Because the fall semester has already begun, there is nothing that can be done about prices now, but we can hope to see a freeze take effect for the spring and coming semesters of next year. 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For general infonnMion please call (414) 657-8200. ranger I news 1 parkside, Illinois College Sign Admissions Pact Agreement makes transition easier for College of Lake County students UW·Parkside has signed an agreement with the College of LakeCounty (CLC) making it easier for CLC students to pursue a bachelor's degree on the Wisconsin side of the border. UWParkside Chancellor Ja~k Keating signed the agreement along withGretchen Naff, president of CLC, which is a two-year institutionlocatedin Grayslake, Ill., Under the agreement, students who meet admission requirements for UW-Parkside, and who formally request dual admissions will simultaneously be admitted to both schools. UWParksidewill work with CLC counselors and students to initiate theapplication process, facilitate a link between students and the UW-Parksidedepartment in which the student intends to major, andhelp with the transition between CLC and UW-Parkside. The University also will provide financial planning information, includingscholarship data specifically for transfer students, while theyare enrolled at CLC. "We are delighted to have the opportunity to help students fromthe College of take County continue their education at UWParkside,"said University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Jack Keating."This is a win-win-win situation-a win for UW-Parkside, awin for CLC, and a win for students." CLC President Gretchen Naff said the cross-border agreement "Provides another educational optionfor College of Lake County students." She added that about 100 current UW-Parkside students areCLCgraduates. CLCstudents are eligible for dual admissions by remaining in good academic standing and maintaininga minimum 2.0 grade point average. The agreement was Signed at the CLC campus in May. Chancellor Jack Keating and College of Lake County President Gretchen Neff shake hands after signing an agreement between the two schools. 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Tired of Bein Thrned Down? •••• ranger I leatures 11 Leading UW-Parkside into the next millennium HollyHeinzelmann we must be aware of is our campus community of lifelong learners," says AlthoughJack Keating has been the chancellor at UW-Parkside for Keating. . onlyone year he has made some very beneficial contributions to the Some other improvements to our campus are the new field house that is still university. Upon being hired by the Board of Regents he was construction. Administration is also looking into the building of a new resiinformedthat it was mandatory for him not only to increase the enroll- dence hall to facilitate the increasing number of students looking to enroll. menthere, but to also make us a more engaged university. Through Funding is also being established to revamp the music department and the muchhard work and cooperation with staff here on campus he sue- cinema. Keating is also looking into acquiring state funds to aid in the expanceededin increasing the enrollment, as well as increasing minority sion of the current science and nursing departments. enrollmentby 20%. The Engaged University Council was established_-I- ...,.- -j---' lastyear,and the Plan 2008 diversity ten-year program was merited as thebestof the University of Wisconsin plans. So what strategies are under way for the future here at Parkside? Keating'svisions for the coming year revolve around the Three C's: caring,community involvement, and communication. Keatingbelieves caring for our student's means providing an environmentthat helps students to reach their full potential. "We must challengeour students and provide them with opportunities that will helpthem succeed," he said. Keating also emphasized the importance ofmaking the students feel welcome, and supplymg them With a diverseenvironment. During the fall convocation he noted that, "We mustbe the welcoming diverse community of scholars that we say we wantto be. We must continue to foster diversity to make sure all people,regardlessof lifestyle, race, background, and abilities, are a recognizableaspect of our campus because we care for all." Safety is also a major factor concerned in the care of students. Keatingworries about the safety of himself all the way down to the verylast freshman. When asked about the gun controversy on campus heheld that he was not taking the matter frivolously. Although the finaldecisionrests in his hands he wants the issue reviewed by a broad committeerepeatec1lyuntil the matter is exhausted. After considering bothsides of the issue he will deliver a decision at the end of the semester. Thesecond C is the community. Keating emphasized how importantit is for the campus to become a part of the community and engage in collaborativepartnerships. These partnerships provide connectio.ns andintemships for students to gain experience beyond the university teachings.It also allows us to bring speakers in to help teach the studentsabout real world experience. Itis also key to draw the commuruty tothe campus. Keating says, "We must become a center for cultural andintellectualactivities in this area. Whatever it is that contributes to thelifeof this community ina cultural and intellectualway, we encourageand we try to foster and make sure its knownso that we really are thought of as the centerof activity in this area."By letting people appreciate the beau ty and capabilities of the school they are more likelytosupport it. The third C is communication,which is the drivingforce behind the l~ttertwo. "It is imperative that we communicatewith one another, andtobe as open as possible so parents, students, and staff membersknow what's going On.We must offer constructive criticism and prOvidesolutions for the problems we face. It's communication that makescommunity anl':;~:: thefirstcommunin: tha Plan 2008-Parkside embraces diversitv Becky Duba The University of Wisconsin-Parkside is making a planned attempt to increase its students and staff to incorporate those of a more diverse background. This attempt, labeled Plan 2008, will increase not only students but also staff who are African, Asian, Native, and Hispanic American. . The plan is made up of seven goals. These goals include increasing the amount of financial aid available to needy students, increasing the number of faculty, .academic staff, classified staff, and administrators of color, developing courses that will enhance learning and a respect for racial and ethnic diversity, recruiting more students of color from local high schools and two-year junior colleges, and increasing the amount of cultural events and fine arts programs that feature distinguished artists and scholars of color. Parkside is definitely stepping in the right direction with this program. As of 1995,73 perHerb Pitts cent of the U'S. population was white. The projection for 2050 holds that 52 percent of the populace will be. white, while Hispanics will hold 21 percent, African Americans 15.7%, and ASian Americans 10.2percent. A diverse nation expects a diverse education. Heading up this plan is the newly appointed Assistant to the Chancellor for Equity and Diversity, Herbert L. Pitts. Pitts stated that right now he is working on appointing a Diversity Committee to assess the progress made with the plan. "The committee," he explained, "will have 17 people on it. Two will be residents of Kenosha and Racine, five will be faculty with only one being nontenured, two will be students, four will be managers or directors, two will be of academic class, and two will be of classified staff. This committee will also be trained in terms of diversity so that we're all on the same page. The committee will meet every month to assess progress. A number of subcommittees will also be appointed that will meet twice a month and report back to the head committee. All of these will be tracking progress made." Pitts also explained that enrollment of students of color has increased and of the nineteen new faculty members hired this year, nine are ethnic females. "Things are going very .well," he stated, "And the implementation . and success of this plan can all be credited to the Chancellor and the cabinet." Mr. Pitts has a considerable amount of experience concerning equity and diversity. He holds ten years of Affirmative Action and Equal Employment Opportunity experience in higher education. He received his bachelor's from Cornell University in Industrial and Labor Relations and his master's in Political and Social Science from the Graduate Faculty Center of the New School for Social Research in New York. Plan 2008 was drawn up in '1998 and covers the entire UW System. It is an active step in the right direction for respect and recognition for diversity. For more information about Plan 2008,see the following website: http://www.Students.uwp.edu / newspub / news/ feb99/ plan2008.htrnl _AU -c _ 12 ranger I dean's Iisl UW-Parkside Dean's list Students r-, co '" '"t<i III '" N '"C\l '" '"'" ci '"aQl en , The following UW-Parkside students earned Dean's List honors during the spring 1999 semester. Students named below maintained a minimum 3.5 acadernf grade point average (GPA) on a 4.0 scale while carrying at least nine credits: GPA 3.90 - 4.00 [eneyl Anglin, 4.00; Allison Snopek Barta, 4.00; Hardy Bartmer, 4.00; Tamara R. Basaldua, 4.00; Patricia Benefiel, 4.00; Shanon Bergendahl, 4.00; Bridget Boland, 3.92; Michael Booth, 3.93; jill Boughton, 3.93; Deborah Bradley, 4.00; Christine L. Brandt, 4.00; Jill Branner, 4.00; Joseph Brooks, 3.91; Kim Brussat, 4.00; Daniel Burnett, 4.00; Melissa Busse, 4.00; Kelli Cairo, 3.91; Kyle Calkins, 4.00; Mary Cartledge, 4.00; Annika Catanzaro, 3.93; Gina Ciardo, 4.00; David Corey, 4.00; Lasitha Cumaranatunge, 3.94; Becky Cushing, 3.94; Susan Czarra, 4.00; Katie Damaschke, 3.94; Susan Dana, 4.00; [ames Day, 4.00; Martin Defa tte, 4.00; Jeanette Dutton, 3.93; Laura Engel, 3.96; Tracy Evinrude, 4.00; Amber Fierke, 4.00; Colleen Filipek, 3.91; Dennis Flynn, 4.00; Jamie Foeckler, 3.95; Kristi Forbes, 4,00; Peter Forchette, 4.00; Angela George, 3.93; Elizabeth George, 3.93; Emily Graber, 3.91; Gregory Grenyo, 4.00; Michelle Grothe, 4.00; Mary Grzelak, 3.92; Sarah. Haase, 3.91; Heather Hackbarth, 3.96; Tarik Hamdan, 3.93; Michelle Hotchkiss-Krug, 3.93; Mariah Howard, 3.91; Amy Hurlebaus, 4.00; Teri Jacobson, 3.91; Robin Jensen, 3.90; Benjamin Johnson, 3.94; Mary Ellen Kanthack, 4.00; Andrew Kautzer, 3.93; Peter Kautzer, 4,00; Ahlam Khalaf. 3.93; Timothy Kidwell, 3.94; Sarah Kiesling, 4.00; Kimberly Kilgren, 4.00; Michael Kis, 4.00; Susan Klemp, 3.91; Karen Kolesar, 3.93; Adrienne Koos, 3.93; Sonia Kraft, 4.00; Heidi Kraiss, 4.00; Melinda Krause, 4.00; Natalie Kring, 4.00; Laura Kristiansen, 4.00; Kim Kut, 4.00; Kelly Langenfeld, 3.91; Erin Larsen, 3.91; julie Lea, 3.91; Sharron Lehnert, 4.00; Kathryn Lemke, 4.00; Juliet Lena, 4.00; Karen Levandosky, 4.00; Jolme Levanetz, 4.00; Paula Long, 3.91; Richard Lopez, 3.92; Erik Lundquist, 3.91; Eric Masshardt, 4.00; Tanya Mau, 4.00; Ryan McMullin, 4.00; Angela Meier, 4.00; Erin Miller, 4.00; Jennifer Miner, 4.00; Peter Minor, 4.00; Jason Modory, 3.92; Sirena Moley, 3.93; Jamie Montemurro, 3.91; Meghan C. Mumford, 4.00; Theresa Nelson, 3.92; Jerilynn Nettesheim, 4.00; Julie Nondorf, 4.00; Angie Norton, 3.93; Stella Olechowski, 3.91; Michelle Phillips, 4.00; Courtney Principe, 3.90; Heidi Rashleger, 3.91; Jason Razdik, 3.94; ; Kristy Reineck, 4.00; Colleen Reinhardt, 3.91; Amy Richey, 4.00; Ansel Rognlie, 4.00; Wendy Rosko, 3.95; Craig Royal, 3.93 Cindy Salkowski, 4.00; Susan Sauer, 4.00; Amanda Schneider, 4.00; Tricia Servi, 4.00; Amy Sheagley, 4.00; Cynthia Skibinski, 3.94; janice Snopko, 3.91; Michael Sokolski, 3.92; Rachel Sonnentag, 3.93; Carol Sooley, 4.00; Kevin SoWinski, 3.92; Heather Spencer, 4.00; Julian Steffenhagen, 3.94; Edward Stein Ill, 4.00; Elisabeth Stoeger, 4.00; Meghan Strasburg, 3.94; Rebecca Stratman, 4.00; Lisa Summers, 3.92; Dorann Swanson, 4.00; Joseph Talbott, 4.00; Katie Tennessen, 4.00; Courtenay Teska, 3.92; Bradley Timm, 4.00; Nicole Turnquist, 4.00; Connie Tyler, 4.00; Katherine Vick, 3.92; Laura Vogt, 4.00; Ruth Wagner, 3.90; Tiffany Warren, 4.00; Eileen Welch, 4.00; Rebecca Wienke, 4.00; Christine Winfield, 4.00; Kelly Woodward, 3.91; Nicholas Zeleski, 4.00; Charlotte Ziebell, 3.92 GPA 3.70 - 3.89 Amanda Albrecht, 3.88; Christine Alder 3.85; Roshena Andrews, 3.77; Paul~ Antonacci, 3.73; Julie Bach, 3.77; Heidi Baehr, 3.75; Kimberly Barnard, 3.79; Ronald Batdorf, 3.88; Aaron Baternik, 3.88; Karl L. Bauer, 4.00; Stefanie Beard, 4.00; Mary Berger, 3.77; Shelly R. Berndt, 3.81; Krista L. Bertram, 3.83; Russell Blaha, 3.77; Jonathan Blocher, 3.86; Holly Blomberg, 3.78; Kim R. Bohm, 3.83; Amy Bohn, 3.83; Emily j. Bollmeier, 3.73; [o Borchert, 3.81; Katherine Botsford, 3.71; Bethany J. Bram, 3.91; Tara Brever, 3.64; Melissa Brown, 3.82; Stephanie Buratti, 3.86; Wesley Burgin, 3.71; joni Calhoun, 3.72; [arod Camerata, 3.71; Chad Cantwell, 3.85; Carla Castellano, 3.73; Andres Cerritos [r., 3.72; Yeon Chang, 3.80; Jean Charles, 3.76; Rose Chevalier, 3.89; Laurin Clausen, 3.79; Christina Conforti, 3.73; Angela Cozza, 3.80; David Crain, 3.88; Jennifer L. Danoski, 3.80; Stephanie Degroot, 3.86; ; Lindsay Deinhammer, 3.85; Michelle Dennis, 4.00; Deanna Dobson, 3.75; Celena DogadalskiFrier, 3.83; Tracie Doherty, 3.80; Pamela Dombach, 3.73; Gregory Dresen, 3.81; Diana Druckrey, 3.70; Eric Easthon, 3.83; Linda Edwards, 3.74; Milissa Ehlert, 3.73; S. E. Engel, 3.77; jason Escobar, 3.75; Craig Evans, 3.77; Jay Felton, 3.83; Darin Flaska, 3.77; Heather Flohr, 3.80; Kenneth Fought, 3.85; Sara Freund, 3.73; Sarah Funk, 3.80; Raymond Gannon, 3.75; Donald Gavin, 3.70; Michelle Gehring, 3.76; Jeremy Gemig, 3.73; Mary Giannini, 3.75; Ryan Gill, 3.82; Liesl Glas, 3.88; Nicholas Graham, 3.75; Vanessa Curidy, 3.87; Laura Hayes, 3.81; Jonathan Heintzman, 3.84; Lisa Hempel, 3.85; Kathleen HendriX, 3.76; Michael Hewitt, 3.83; Holly Hibbein, 3.83; jUJ Hoffman, 3.82; Tonya Hoffman, 3.79; Kimberly Holdsworth, 3.76; Donece Hundley, 3.89; Elizabeth Hurlbut, 3.71; judy Hutchins, 3.88; Erinn Hylton, 3.73; Demetra jackson, 3.78; George jacobson, 3.80; Angela Jaeckel, Patricia Jindrich, 3.88; .1,76; Brian Johnson, 3.75; Nathan Johnson, 3.89; Meridith Jumisko, 3.89; Bryanna jurv;s, 3.78; Breeana Kanagy, 3.80; Tenille Kangas, 3.72; Ann Kapellusch, 3.83; joy Kay, 3.75; Rosemary Keller, 3.81; Paul Kitzer, 3.75; Clerrisa Kostas, 3.76; Amy Kucera, 3.73; Michelle Kunkel, 3.80; Shana Kupfer, 3.75; Michelle Lambert, 3.73; Douglas Lancour, 3.80; Rebecca Landmark, 3.79; Crystal Laven, 3.86; Lisa Lequia, 3.79; Lisa Long, 3.76; Nathan Logic, 3.80; Kerin Lorence, 3.86; jennifer Lukowski, 3.82; Virginia Lusch, 3.77; Michael Malzahn, 3.80; Timothy Marciniak, 3.85; Victoria Martinelli, 3.80; Matthew McGovern, 3.81; Sharon McGuigan, 3.75; Kiev McNeill, 3.73; Kelly McPhee, 3.89; Nicole McQuestion, 3.84; Melissa Meland 3.77; Michelle Merriman, 3.70; Jason Metallo: 3.80; Terri Meyers, 3.72; Kristi Mico, 3.76; Gretchen Mielke, 3.86; Rehana Mohammed 3.75; Lisa Montemurro, 3.73; Lisa Moravec' 3.75; Todd Moore, 3.88; Marco Morrison' 3.72; Eric Mullarky, 3.79; Katie Mutter, 3.86; Jennifer Myers, 3.75; Dineshi Nanayakara, 3.76;. Kris~ Negri, 3.74; Paul Neiman, 3.72; JennIfer NeItzel, 3.81; Tami Nelson-Payne, 3.78; Scott Nelson, 3.77; Charlotte Neumann 3.88; Mary Nielsen, 3.76; Michelle Nordquist: 3.72; Colleen O'Grady-Shearman, 3.80; Brooke Olenick, 3.81; john Orslini, 3.83; ]ody O~e~s, 3.76; Lora Owens, 3.76; Suneel Paldlsetty, 3.79; Meghan Patterson, 3.87; James Pereda, 3.71; Jodi Perkowski 380' Christopher. Peters, 3.83; Lars Peterso~,3'.89; Anthony PIccolo Jr., 3.81; James Pichotta 3.83; Richard Plachter, 3.75; Jerry Praeger' 3.76; Amanda Prange 3 83· K t·' P . ' " ale relmesberger, 3.75; Simon Provan, 3.75; Rebekah Raleigh, 3.80; Laura Reier, 3.78; Jennifer Riggs, 3.77; Robyn Rippl, 3.88; Mirjana Ristic-Petrovic. 3.86; [aimie Roberts, 3.83; Roman Rodichev, 3.72; Daniel Roethe, 3.75; Jack Romanowski, 3.78; Daniel Romero, 3.74; Starlet Rondeau, 3.86; Luanne Ross, 3.89; Marianne Ruff, 3.75; Carey Runyard, 3.76; Cara Russo, 3.78; Richard Rysavy, 3.78; Gina Sanders, 3.86; Summer Schaal, 3.82; Joan Schiller, 3.84; Timothy Schmidt, 3.78; Tracey Schook, 3.88; Deborah Schooley, 3.86; Lora Schultz, 3.83; Kyle Scuglik, 3.80; Tracy Slater, 3.78; Catherine Smaglick, 3.83; Casey Smith, 3.87; Stacy Smith, 3.83; Amy Sommer, 3.89; John Sorensen, 3.73; Melinda Specht, 3.80; Christie Spotts, 3.86; Lisa Sprague, 3.80; Rita Steckling, 3.78; Tricia Steinbrink, 3.71; [ohnrae Stevenson, 3.84; Jacqueline Strelow, 3.84; Karen Summers, 3.83; Valerie Sylvester, 3.70; Brett F. Templin, 3,89; Michael Theuer, 3,78; Rachel Tishuk, 3.85; Lauren Tobiason, 3.86; Vito Tribuzio, 3.83; Rachel Upton, 3.73; Bradley Vanden Boogaard, 3.75; Billi Io Vertz, 3.80; Emily Wagner, 3.79; Mandy Waterfield, 3.82; Kristina Webb, 3.80; Rhonda Webb, 3.81; jayme Wright, 3.72; Michelle Yearout, 3.77; Ming Vee, 3.87; Susan Zukowski, 3.76. GPA 3.50 - 3.69 Sohayla Aazami, 3.50; julie Adams, 3.53; Henry Agallar, 3.68; Troy Altergott, 3.53; Edith Ambrose, 3.57; Elizabeth Anderson, 3.69; David Augustine, 3.66; jennifer Ayers, 3.52; Laura Bahr, 3.50; Christina Banike· Palm, 3.55; Amy Baron, 3.62; Angela M. Baumann, 3.58; John Beauchamp, 3,83; Amanda Beaver, 3.59; Mark Belgrado, 3.66; Steven B ranis, 3.64; Jennifer Berry, 3,66; Wendy Black, 3.60; Mindy Bodven, 3.53; Anneliese Boehm, 3.51; Brian Brad haw, 3.53; John Bruno. 3,57; Peter Bruzas, 3.57; Darcy Bugni, 3.53; jason Burke, 3.60; ju tin Burk , 3.66; Kyli Burk , 3.62; Shawn Burwell, 3.61; Carol Buse; 3.58; jacqueline Bush, 3.63; Michael CaJlovi, 3.60; Orest Cameval , 3.66; Michel h van, 3.69; Angelina Cruz, 3.51; Rebecca Cruz, 3.64; Christine Cukla, 3.59; Laura DeCheck, 3.67; Domenic D bart I , 3.66; Martin Degroot, 3.58; Amy Derwae, 3.66; Nidla Diaz, 3.55; Michael Docka, 3.66; Nick Dubinsky, 3.52; Tina Duncan, 3.50; Johnathan Dye, 3.69; Theresa mbury, 3.66; Holly Ericksen, 3.60; Stacy Ericson, 3.66; Alan Eschmann, 3.70; Liana Escott, 3.60; Stacy Esme, 3.53; jennifer Espinosa, 3.60; Gretchen Fahrenbacher, 3.58; Jamie Fandrei, 3.53; Shannon Fehlberg, 3.66; Besim Ferati, 3.50; joyce Finch, 3.66; Leroy Finnigan, 3.67; Sonya Flower, 3.61; Gerita Floyd, 3.51; Sandra Fritschle, 3.58; Valerie Funk, 3.59; Brian Fusie, 3.55; Michaela Gaines, 3.66; Matthew Garvin, 3.59; Rhonda Garwood, 3.66; Angelina Gates, 3.58; Megan Gavin, 3.68; Jenie Gegare, 3.50; Paul F. Gernand, 3.66; Shalonda Gholston, 3.60; Gilberto Gonzalez jr., 3.61; Tri sa M. Groff, 3.66; Amanda Hawley, 3.58; Kelly Hay, 3.53; Robert Heck, 3. 51; Wade Helding, 3.54; Shannon Helvey, 3.59; Sharon Hempel, 3.58; Denise Hensiak, 3.58; Pamela Hicks, 3.50; Megan Hile, 3.55; Shirron Hill, 3.54; }anine Hintsala, 3.50; Darren Holland, 3.51; Kyle Hornickel, 3.66; Heather Hubbard, 3.53; Deborah Jackson, 3.58; jerian Jensen, 3.62; Amy C. Johnson, 3.60; Amy M. johnson, 3.66; Christopher Johnson, 3.64; Jaime Johnson, 3.59; Jason Johnson, 3.68; jillian johnson, 3.55; Flavia Juergensen, 3.69; Nicholas juleen, 3.58; Bobbi Jo Kapla, 3.64; Nicole Kaprelian, 3.60; Ann Kelley, 3.66; Nathalie Kelsey, 3.58; Abby Kenton, 3.50; Bryon Kirchenberg, 3.50; Nicol. Klasinski, 3.59; Kimberly Klug, 3.66; Daniel], Knierim, 3.61; Victoria Kolman, 3.68; Tany, Kozlowski, 3.66; Kimberly Kragh, 3.58; AmKrenzke, 3.66; Ryan Kron, 3.57; Matthev Kruegel, 3.53; Cindy Kuechle, 3.59; [ennifs Labecki, 3.63; Danyel Lachermeier, 3.59 Courtney Lamberty, 3.58; Megan Lamberty 3.68; Sandra Langel, 3.55; Megan Lavery 3.52; [illian Lavinka, 3.66; Nicole Lehman 3.58; Marci Lehner, 3.50; Jane Lemieux, 3.50 John Lemut, 3.53; Terri Leslie, 3.66; Marru Lester, 3.66; Kelly Letsom, 3.62; Carla lewis 3.57; jodi Liu Perez, 3.50; Eugene Locke, 3.6!J Jennifer Lockrem, 3.52; Anne Luepkes, 3.54 Kristin Maier, 3.66; Colleen Malzer, 3.55 Sirena Mankins, 3.60; Colleen Mannard, 3.58 Nicholas Markwardt, 3.66; Ramon, Mathews, 3.66; Heather Mattice, 3.64; Stever Maurer, 3.50; Christine Mayew, 3.58; Chant! Maywald, 3.53; Kathryne McAuliffe, 3.66 Kara McGonegle, 3.52; Nicole Melograno 3.54; Jennie Meyer, 3.61; Joseph Michaelis 3.50; Brad Minton, 3.55; Samuel Modder 3.69; Gary Moran, 3.58; Amber Morey, 3.50 Cary Mousourakts, 3.55; Melissa Mueller 3.51; Toby Mueller, 3.62; Sarah Mullenberg 3.60; Eyad Museteif 3.58; Lisa Nalbandian 3.68; Nicholas Neumann, 3.58; Scot Nicholson, 3.66; Tremetrius Nordeen, 3.55 Rachel Novine; 3.66; Lisa Nowak, 3.60 jeffrey D. O'leary, 3.64; Sarah Olsen, 3.51 Kayoko T. Ottosen, 3.58; Angela Paczkowski. 3.58; Shawn Panyk, 3. 1; Lisa G. Parker, 3.53. Lisa M. Park r, 3.53; j hn Paura, 3.66; Case) Pawlak, 3.50; Michelle Payette, 3.58; Stephan Peitz, 3.6]; uura Petersen, 3.56; Cassandra Peter n, 3.66; tev n Pierce, 3.50; Nicole Pirk, 3.52; Eric Place, 3.64; Michael Pochowski, 3.64; Michael Poludniak, 3.55; Bettie Poole, 3.66; Diana Prichard, 3.50;JOM Prochniak, 3.58; james Puhr, 3.60; Grego') Pulda, 3.53; Bonnie Puplava, 3.60; Kevin Raob, 3.66; tacy Rand 11, 3.50; Robert Rasch. 3.56; Kimberly Rcih r, 3.60; Jose Reyes, 3.55, Aaron Rich, 3.66; Demetrius Ritt, 3.52; Jess< Rivas, .58; jason Robleski, 3.60; Roberl Rollins, 3.53; Nicolle Rose, 3.55; Elena Ross, 3,66; Jennifer R 58mann, 3.60; Andrew Ruffalo, 3.62; Matthew Ruhle, 3.53; Angelc Sarto, 3.50; Diane Savage, 3.53; Sara; Schwalbach, 3.60; Aida sexton, 3.50; Thomas Sharp, 3.66; Brad hefchik, 3.57; Core) Shefchik, 3.56; Sandra Shelby, 3.67; David Sheriff, 3.55; Vanessa Shennan, 3.66; Meliss! Shumway, 3.58; Mary Siefert, 3.50; Robin Simon, 3.66; Cathleen Skenandore, 3.55; Maja Skoglund, 3.55; Britton Sliwinski, 3.50; Kathryn Smith, 3.64; Lisa Smith, 3.53; Marisa Sokolowski, 3.59; Erin Sorensen, 3.64; Ian Stanbery, 3.50; Crystal Stewart, 3.62; Gabriel Stoner, 3.62; Nicholas Sturycz, 3.51; jennifer Sucharda, 3.50; Anne Sullivan, 3.62; MicheUe Tennyson, 3.52; jennifer Terpstra, 3.55; Mark Thill, 3.53; julie Thompson, 3.62; Michael Thompson, 3.66; Thomas Tobalsky, 3.50; !zabel a Tokicz, 3.55; jennifer Toutant, 3.55; Kellie Tuttle, 3.66; Patricia L, Urban, 3.50; Paul Vanderhoof, 3.61; Ronald Vanderwerff, 3.50;; Danielle Vesely, 3.58; Mary Viola,3.66 Jennifer Warenda, 3.55; David Webster, 3.53; Rebecca Wegner, 3.66; Neil Weingarth, 3.50; Corey Welk, 3.57; Angela Wenger, 3.50; Daniel White, 3.58; William White, 3.66; Jennifer Widrick, 3.62; Vernon Wienke III" 3.66; Roger Wiersum, 3.50; Tyson Wilda, 3.50; Sarah Wilson, 3.55; Robert Wind, 3.55; Trisha Wright, 3,69; Susan Zawieja, 3.53; Pamela Zemia, 3.66; Melanie Zimmerman, 3.66 A Beef Concerning Ihe Sicilian Thing VitoTribuzio This article was inspired by my Godfather, Don AI Dente, who asked me to write something about Billy Crystal,the man responsible for the latest onslaught of Mafia movies. Don AI thinks that unscrupulous Hollywood producerslike Billy Crystal are making billions of dollars by distorting facts about the Sicilian thing, the Cosa Nostra, so he wants me to set things straight. I've done some research and I've discovered that, in their attempt to make more realistic Mafia movies, Hollywoodproducers pay big bucks to questionable Mafia movie consultantswithout ever realizing that these schmucks can't even pronounce such simpleItalian words as fuggerabouteet andgearareheere. "They claim to be members of the CosaNostra," says my Godfather, "but Iknowbetter." He blames Billy Crystal for hiring fishy Mafia consultants, bloodsuckers such as Sunny (the LampreyEel)Manzini, Tony (the Zebra Mussel)Pancetla and, the least scrupulousof them all, Willy (the Goby Fish) ClintonJeone;but AI should be blaming theRussianMafia, the Cossack Noslra. The Russian Mafia is involved, you know, and I've got the proof RIGHT HERE! It happens that Boris Yeltsin has a friend who has a friend who is a friend of mine, and he told a friend, and he told a friend, and so on and so on. So, what can be said about Hollywood producers? Well, for one thing, their movies aren't really about the Sicillan thing, but rather, they are about the American thing: MONEY. H such movies were about the Sicilian thing, then they would be about honor, loyalty, and the pursuit of Jimmy Hoffa. The second thing that can be said about Hollywood producers is that they're unable to discern real Italians from Italian wannabes. This has been going on for years. It all started long ago, when there were many unemployed Italian actors and movie studios were run by movie moguls such as Geo Metro, Sam Goldweiner, and Oscar Mayer. These shrewd businessmen started MGM, a movie studio that discriminated against every ethnic group in America, especially against Sicilian-looking but smallnosed Italians. Movie roles for smallnosed Italian actors were limited in those days, and it wasn't until movie directors began to film with the handThe Roles Thai Gal Awav Chris Summy Couldyou imagine Will Smith in 'The Matrix"? Or how aboutBurt Reynolds in "Terms of Endearment"? Or Jeffrey Hunteras Captain Kirk? Shirley Temple as Dorothy? Well thesethings almost happened. Sometimes actors make great cboicesin picking roles that (A.) are successful at the box officeor in the ratings (B.) earn critical acclaim, or (e.) both. Butthen there are times in which a choice role is in their handsand they let it slip away from them. Let's look at some examples. The Matrix- Many leading actors were offered the role of Neo,the hero in "The Matrix", but turned it down because of itsuncertainprospects at the box office. Will Smith wanted to UlJeclhis trademark humor into the role and was told no, so he passedand did "Wild Wild West." He now looks at it as the "one that got away." So does Leonardo DiCap~o, who refusedit because he wanted to take a break from his mOVIe career.Instead it fell into Keanu Reeves' able hands. StarTrek- Jeffrey Hunter, "The Searchers," had the role of CaptainKirk all wrapped up and even starred in the first epISOdeof "Star Trek." But when his wife demanded a major increasein salary, he was dropped from the series. H~s replacement,William Shatner, became a show-biz icon. Terms of Endearrnent- Burt Reynolds was offered the role ofthe horny astronaut in "Terms of Endearment" but he refusedto take the part when he learned he. needed to gain weIght.Instead, he fuHilled a promise to a friend and starred Ulthedismal flop Stroker Ace. Jack Nicholson carne aboard wuh a career-resuscitating performance that won him an One of his bosses paid for a hooker that stole his credit card, charging huge bills to the company. As a result, some unlucky people are going to lose their jobs. ranger Ileatures 13 c5 '"a(]) (JJ held 35 M&M chocolate-covered camera that Italians finally got to play themselves. When held at a certain angle, the new camera made small noses appear larger on screen. Prior to that, smallnosed and curve-nosed Italians were cast as marauding Indians in westerns because, given the size of their noses, Native Americans didn't look Indian enough compared to them. Romannosed Jewish actors, on the other hand, got all the choice parts and got to play Italian gangsters in movies about the Sicilian thing. And is Billy Crystal Italian? Oy vey! This I cannot say for certain. AlII know is that he's from New York, and everybody in New York, including Spike Lee, is either Italian or Jewish. "What is most irritating is that movie producers treat the Sicilian thing as if it were an infamous, illegal organization," said my Godfather. And so he asked: "When are people going to real- . ize that the Sicilian thing is just another business? It's more or less like the FBI/Waco thing, like the China/New Mexico thing, like the Clinton/Whitewater thing, like the Senate/House thing!" "You're right," I said, "but, ahem, innocent people rarely get killed in those sort of things." "Granted!" said AI. "But what about the thing about us being portrayed like a bunch of uneducated, moronic things whose concerns involve mainly killing and sexual things? Are we not human things? Isn't our overly exuberant sexual thing like the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee thing? Isn't it like the Pee-Wee Herman/George Michael thing?" "I don't even want to go there," I said. "Don't want to go where?" said AI. "Fuggeraboureet." Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. Reynolds's career went south. j American Gigolo, An /' Officer and a Gentleman, . Splash- These movies are' ': linked because of one actor's ) mistakes. Turning down these \ three movies made John" Travolta's career take a nosedive until Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. Richard Gere and Tom Hanks are etema11ygrateful. The Wizard of Oz- Originally Shirley Temple was supposed to play Dorothy, Ray Bolger the Tin Man, Buddy Ebsen (that's right,. Jed Clampett from The Beverly Hillbillies) the! Scarecrow, and W.e. Fields as the Wizard. But Fields demanded too much money and was replaced by Frank Morgan. Shirley Temple wasn't available so the filmmakers chose the :' older Judy Garland (Her breasts were taped to make her more childlike. After all, in real life she was 16.). And here's a heartbreaking occurrence, Bolger and Haley.! decided to switch roles (Bolger the', Scarecrow, Ebsen the Tin Man).' Unfortunately, Ebsen, was allergic to the 'make-up required for the role and dropped out, replaced by Jack Haley. Vito Tribuzio The editors have accused me of being "too fluffy," so I'm taking this opportunity to argue that fluffiness is the foundation upon which news reporting relies. That is, the world ous reporters, but their articles are is full of seri- �.-T....~;.::;;::~,~::::;~~:~7:::~~~=~i~~~-------- nonetheless fluffy, overblown andfull of hot air, since they report only on issues that are likely to please readers. Put in simpler but more pungent words, most reporters lack the guts to say what needs to be said in a serious news report, and so they avoid touching on issues that would offend readers. Good examples of cowardly fluffiness are the latest reports I've read concerning the goby fish invasion. The articles are fluffy because most reporters covering the goby fish invasion have merely rewritten old articles they wrote about the zebra mussel, the lamprey eel, the Asian longhorned beetle, the African killer bee, and so on. Some have focused primarily on the detrimental effect the proliferation of exotic organisms may have on native species and on what scientists are doing to stop it from happening, but no one has had the courage to expound on what truly needs to be done about exotic species. Serious reporters have also used exaggerated terminology to describe such invasions, calling them "biological pollution," when they should've explained that the US is also exporting biological goods to other countries, that this type of exchange has been going on for years, and that the ancestors of some of our "native species" were brought here, inadvertently or purposefully, by ships sailing the ocean blue, and perhaps even before 1492. It is a beneficial business, the import/export business, and the exchange of exotic species is just one of the many benefits we derived from an Old World exchange system, an ancient practice we now call "global marketing." Most Americans, however, don't see anything beneficial in the whole affair. I, for one, hate foreign species; I turn my nose at them, and if the truth must be told, I'm more than willing to donate research money to prevent them from taking over our ecosystems. Some things, however, are not preventable. That is, we tried to prevent the zebra mussel from polluting our waters, but all we managed to do was pour more unwanted chemicals in the already polluted environment. I'd like to think that scientists will eventually develop something that will get rid of exotic species, since developing heavy-duty, pest-eradicating chemi14 ranger I enlenainDlenl e-, co gj m C\i d~ §l ci M 1i (I) (f) What must be done about the gobV fish Good Weekly Income Processing mail for national company! Free supplies, postage! No selling! Bonuses! Start immediately! Genuine opportunity! PIeue rush Loal Sell AddnJud Stulped EnVelope to: GMCO, P.O. Box 22-0'740, Hollywood, Florida 33022 • This is because, like most Americans, I know what's edible or not, and I prefer to only stuff my belly with edible creatures. The pedal tonight is Pesce Rusky a la Buongusto at the Goby Fish Lover's Restaurant cals is their forte, bu t this isn't likely to happen for some time because most scientists are busy monitoring the effects DDT has had on the environment. What must be done about exotic species is what other cultures have traditionally done whenever their countries happen to be populated with too many of one species and not enough of the other. As people of a young nation, we Americans have a great opportunity to learn by observation. I observed, for example, that a native people of the Amazon rain forest, the Yamomamo people, eat certain insects. This practice keeps the rain forest green, since they are eating insects that would otherwise destroy foliage. In the same fashion, our own Lake Michigan was kept clean by Native Americans who collected, dried, stored, and consumed fish that is presently left to rut on these once pristine shores. And, a people of the Ituri forest of Africa, the Mbuti Bandara, have a way to deal with killer bees: they eat beehives, honey, wax, caca, unborn bees, and all. Now, I've made perfectly clear the fact that I hate exotic species. This is because, like most Americans, I know what's edible or not, and I prefer to only stuff my belly with edible creatures. That doesn't mean, however, that I would absolutely refuse to eat a nicely prepared dish of goby if eating it meant satisfying my hunger and saving the natural environment. I'm sure it would taste terrible at first; but, eventually, I would get used to its exotic taste, as the Australian Aborigines eventually got used to the taste of sheep, rabbit, and other European-imported species. I might even open a goby fish lover's restaurant and invent a fancy name for the cooked fish, say, Pesce Rusky a la Buongusto. After all, American squid lovers avoided eating the creature until it became "calamari." ranger I enlenalnRlenl 15 g ci. rn" •music'art· theater' movies' music' art· theater' movies'music' art· theater' movies'music' American Beautv: Suburbia Hell Chris Summy We are a society that thrives on success. And what symbolizes success better than all the things money can buy. U you don't have expensive material possessions,then what good are you? So how do we accomplish this? We have to work hard at our jobs (most of which we hate) at the expense of our personal relationshipsand our happiness. It is supposed to be done out of love for our family but is lovereally involved or is it really selfishness? "American Beauty" takes a look at the Burnham family: father Lester (Kevin Spacey),mother Carolyn (Annette Bening), and daughter Jane (Thora Birch). They liveevery Christian Right member's dream, with the exception of the mother working. A big house, expensive furniture, and family dinners with Lawrence Welkmusic; the perfect family. Right. Lester,who narrates the story, starts his day by masturbating in the shower and tells us that it's the highlight of his day. He also hates his job because he knows there are going to be lay-offs in the future since the company lost money in the last year. Here's the real reason:one of his bosses paid for a hooker that stole his credit card, charging huge bills to the company. As a result, some unlucky people are One of his bosses paid for a hooker that stole his credit card, charging huge bills to the company. As a result, some unlucky people are going to lose their jobs. fUN JOB HEREI Are you looking for something rewarding? Do you 101lewarlcing with children? AN you intcrested in making a diffcrencc in somconc's lifc? Do you like challcnging wark? 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Project (414) 479-9798 Wecurrently have openings with ch i1dren ready to beJi~ their home programs, Positions are still open, Hurry p. going to lose their jobs, Then there's Carolyn. Her job is so competitive that in order to sell houses, she hits herself, At real estate conventions, she drags Lester with her in order to maintain the image of a perfect family, even though their marriage is zombie-like. She is the one who pushes for the furniture and insists on playing that god-awful music because she makes dinner. Finally, there's Jane, The only thing she has in common with her dad is that she can't stand her mother's music. Otherwise, she seems to find new ways to have contempt for her folks. When they show interest in her cheerleader routines, she complains that it's a hollow attempt to show enthusiasm because they are too selfabsorbed to really care. She is also intimidated by her friend Angela (Mena Suvan) who wants to be a model and has been pictured in "Seventeen" magazine. Her life takes a turn when she funs into new neighbor Rickey Fitts (Wes Bentley), Rickey's life isn't what it seems either. His Marine colonel father (Chris Cooper) is a brute who expects discipline from his son and reacts with his fists when it doesn't happen, And this happens a lot because Rickey sells pot in order to make money, which he spends on video equipment in order to film life that is all around him, including Jane, Eventually she begins to understand that her neighbor appreciates the beauty of life and is flattered to be the center of his attention, Rickey helps awaken Lester from his wallcing sleep. While Mr. Burnham is bored at the convention, Rickey takes him outside, They begin/to bond while they smoke pot. Lester confesses that his life sucks, remembering what his life was like when he was a teenager. He worked in fast-food in order to buy an eight-track radio, It seems pathetic to Rickey but not to Lester. It was bliss because he loved his job and got laid a lot. They become friends, to the awareness of the Colonel, who begins to think his son is gay, The other things that excites Lester is the sight of Angela, the American Beauty, He gets obsessed, seeing visions of her in a bathtub full of flowers. He overhears her talking about how he would look if he worked out more, then begins to exercise. Jane is aware of this attraction and is repelled at the thought. Angela, on the other hand, is flattered by the attention of a 42-year-old, She is used to being the center of attention by guys and tells Jane more than she wants to know about her sexual episodes, It's a matter of time before a tragedy results. Oddly enough, the only normal people in the neighborhood are a male gay couple; not your typical portrayal of suburbia, Just what is the "perfect" family? Is it one made up of love? Or is it important to look the part? 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In fulfilling the term of the deceased Chancellor Wyllie, he has encountered a number of pressing issues which have greatly absorbed his time. However, he also sees as priorities, the need to decrease the level of alienation that a period of instability carries with it and increase the level of communication, trust and cooperation between the students, faculty and administrators. Since Fall 1971, Bauer has been involved in an administrative role in the Univeristy, a rofe which has provided what he called "my greatest opportunity for self-fulfillment. It has been the definition of my life." Bauer Faces Problems While the process of se arching for and screening possible candidates for chancellor continues, there exist issues which need immediate attention, such as the question of ju stice in one case, and expansion of the present academic facilities in another. Bauer appeared to be deeply attuned to the seriousness of the complaints issued against Parkside in regard to its alleged discriminatory hiring and promotional practices. "We are trying desperately to cope with these complaints and retrieve these cases back into the University itself" rather than have an outside institution solve these Call for HUD could stop union Election results Few voters photo by Michael Nepper Otto Bauer acting chancellor problems, he said. "We have inherited social problems which we have also helped create...we are going to respond the best we can as an institution to correct it." Bauer said that "ultimately, we won't be evaluated on the various programs we have (here at Parkside) but on whether or not we actually increase employees." SMI Building A Concern Also drawing upon the energies of the acting chancellor has been the construction of t he Modern Industry Building which still awaits the approval of the UW Board of Regents, as well as the state legislature. Bauer is also addressing himself, along with his staff, to the broadening of the undergraduate program in the engineering technology and the creation of a Master's degree program in administrative and technological sciences. He pointed out that these proposals have already been submitted to the UW central administration. Other on-going efforts that consume the daily hours of Bauer and his acting vice chancellor, continued page 4 by Michael Olszyk of RANGER Staff A t urnout of about 300 vo ters, less than 5.6 per cent of the student body, voted last week Wednesday and Thursday, Nov. 20 and 21, in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. election. Many of the students who did note complained that there were few, if any, people running in their own division. Under the new PSGA constitution, half of the Senate shall be elected in the fall from the divisions of Science, Social Science, Humanistic Studies, E n g i n e e r i n g S c i e n c e , Management Science, Labor Economics and undeclared. However, in last week's elections, no one ran in the divisions of Scocial Science, Engineering Science or Labor Economics. According to the new constitution, "When vacancies happen in the representation from any academic division or at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc." John Kontz, president pro tempore, said that appointments to the Senate will be made soon after the Thanksgiving holiday, when the newly- elected members are seated. The election results of those senatorial condidates who did run are as follows: Theresa Noto, running for senator in the Humanities division, won with 20 votes, while William Noll received 17. Kathy Sodomka, running for senator in the Management Science division, won with 36 votes, while Bill Ferko received one write-in vote. Joyce Jansen, running for senator in the Science division, won with 45 votes. She was unopposed. Lisa Iwon, running for senator as an Undeclared Major, won with 25 votes. She also was unopposed. A seat on the Campus Concerns Committee, which is open for election, was won by Eric Bingen with 135 votes. Chet Anderson placed second with 93 votes, while Doug Redmond received 25. continued page3 The Parkside by Jeannine Sipsma of RANGER Staff "I'll do anything I can to get a full-scale HUD investigation of the new Union building," said Michael Hahner, a senator of t he Parkside Student Government Association, Int. The application which Parkside submitted to the Department of Housing and Urban Development for a $3.5 million federal grant, will help finance the new Student Union. According to Hahner the present floor plans, which are a revised form of the old plans, don't include a Student government office or a health service area. Instead a one-cot room is provided. Hahner said that he thinks Parkside should live up to their contract with HUD or take Student Life and Parkside Activities Board (PAB) offices out of th e plan since most of t he area in the Union is supposed to be self-amortizing. If the Union can cut selamortizing areas and enlarge non-self amortizing areas such as Student Life and PAB offices, then it can also afford to have a larger health service and a student government office, says Hahner. According to William Niebuhr, director of Student Life, HUD is aware of the revisions made on the Union floor plan. When Hahner was asked if he was aware that HUD has seen the revised floor plans, he said, "This is what I've been told but then why doesn't Niebuhr want us (PSGA) to talk to them (HUD). "Everytime you check on these people (administrators) they're I'm basing my whole argument on the assumption that HUD doesn't have .the plan changes." Niebuhr said that the Union project is on a tight schedule and if for any reason there is any more delay in the process, Parkside will lose the HUD grant and thus the Union. V>\ V • Tuesday, Nov. 26, 1974 Vol. Ill No. 17 In response to Niebuhr's statement Hahner said, "I've been told there's a deadline (on beginning construction of the Union) but I don't know if I believe it. I don't really know if they'll lose funds if the deadline isn't met. I haven't looked into it. I feel there's fraud going on here." When asked if PSGA is going to take any action on the issue Hahner said, "If PSGA doesn't want to do anything, then I will, but I think they will (want to take action)." To the same question, John Kontz, President Protempore of PSGA, said, "I can't tell you our strategy before we do it if you're going to print it." Hahner said that he plans on acting through one of Wisconsin's congressmen by sending all the necessary documents and a request for a full HUD investigation. Hahner said he would probably go to Rep. Les Aspin's office in Racine on Monday Nov. 25 a nd present the issue. Hahner also said that "If it looks like it's going to be dragged out by Aspin, I'll go to HUD myself." John Siefert a Kenosha attorney, said that it is PSGA's position that the maximum amount of usable space in the Union should be used to produce moeny in order to help pay for the building. Therefore PSGA should have a say about what goes into the Union that isn't selfamortizing. PSGA doen't think Student Life and PAB offices should be located in the Union, said Siefert, but an exception should be made for PSGA, who would pay rent if they had an office in the Union. When asked if there had been any contact with HUD since this issue arose, Siefert said, "Dennis (Milutinovich) has been in constant contact with HUD all along." continued page 3 Low attendance PAB faces loss by Betsy Neu and J. D. Garoutte In sharp contrast to last year's attendance records, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) is having serious difficulty attracting students to its programs. According to Tony Totero, PAB's advisor, this live entertainment. PAB has had successful dances in the last three years, and those profits have always helped to cover possible losses on the more expensive concerts and movies. This has not been the case this semester. Local Bands Too Expensive When asked if PAB has considered bringing in some of the more popular local bands to draw a crowd, Totero said that the price of these bands is prohibitive. He said that the bars in the community are able to afford these expensive bands because they often demand higher cover charges and can also make up what they lose at the door by selling mixed drinks at the bar. photo by Michael Nepper Tony Totero year's poor attendance at concerts, movies and dances is a direct by-product of the country's inflationary economy. Totero said, "We've enjoyed tremendous success, the last three years, but we're getting caught up in the problem that nearly every other campus is facing: inflation." Gas Shortage Blamed Totero also said that PAB's problem is compounded by the fact that Parkside is a commuter campus. He theorized that due to the sharp increase in gasoline prices, students are no longer willing to make a special trip to Parkside on the weekend to attend a dance,'especially when an increasing number of ba r's in Racine and Kenosha are offering Barb Burke Parkside's Student Activities Building is licensed to sell only beer, and the revenue from that is absorbed not by PAB but by Auxiliary Services. Student Requests Unrealistic Through its periodic surveys, PAB has tried to ascertain which attractions Parkside students are continued page 5 2 T HE PARKSIDE RANGER Tuesdayf Nov. 26, 19 74 RANGER • Editorial/Opinion— Faculty Art On November 21 the faculty art show opened at the Theatre Gallery. We welcome the opportunity for students to view the works of the art faculty. To students in the humanities, it often seems that the criticism of student works can be answered by "well, let's see you do better." We have the chance to see. RANGER will not attempt a critique at this time, as we have planned a discussion for art majors on the show. In doing this, we offer the art faculty an opportunity to hear their students' reactions and an opportunity for students to utilize their education in an honest evaluation of faculty work. A first reaction is some slight disappointment at the lack of adequate facilities to allow a comprehensive showing of the individual professors. As it is, each of the exhibitors are allowed to show only five or six examples of their work:'We would hope that as a continuation of this first showing, each of the art faculty would do an individual retrospective showing so that students could see the progression of faculty careers. We invite the public to take this opportunity to see the show and to share their opinion with the art faculty and RANGER. Election /lonjjv s> »>a fi Flop Disappointing. The elections are over and they can only be termed disappointing. A turnout of only a few hundred students in last Wednesday's and Thursday's voting for PSGA offices could well sound the final note for student government. The claim of the elected senators that they represent the student body of Parkside will fall on deaf ears in the administration. Although this will represent little change from past experience, those that see student government as a fraternal order rather than an effective force on campus will have new ammunition with the recent vote total. Much of the fault for an uninspiring election that failed to draw student interest, lies with the present members of PSGA. This is not to say that PSGA must create controversy to gain the attention of students, but rather that a greater effort must be made to inform students of the present actions of PSGA and the events occurring throughout the UW system that may affect students. We call on Student Government to do its homework, present a coherent case and show unity of purpose. In this way students will begin to realize the potential of student government and take the time to become interested enough to vote. The Parkside- The PARKSIDE RANGER is a wholly independeni publication of the students, of the U W. Parkside, ex pressing the interests, opinions, and concerns of the students, and responsible for its contents Offices are located in D194 LLC, U.W. Parkside, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140. Phones 553 2295 , 553-2287. $ XOK ^ (ft -ROUEW KKE OK jTCRGttO ft \ HE MO Editor Kenneth Pestka Advertising Manager John Sacket Business Manager Steve Johnson Managing Editor Greg Hawkins News Editor Michael Olszyk Humanities Editor amy cundari Copy Editor Rebecca Ecklund News Department Paul Anderson, Jeannine Sipsma, Mike Nepper Humanities Department Walter Ulbricht, Fred Bultman Photographers Dale Allen, Dave Keller, Rita Ohm, Dave Dretzka, Mike Nepper v letters to the Editor Third World To the Editor, There is now a vacancy in the administrative offices, due to the passing of Chancellor Wyllie. As of November 14th, I found out that there were letters sent out, to help in the choosing of a chancellor, to groups that are supposedly representative of the student body here at Parkside, that is, with the exception of "Third World" (people of color and those who are sympathetic to our goals). We are an organization which was expressly developed to add our values to this system. The "Third World" organization here at Parkside is not communist, but is, and will be progressive in any means to achieve a level of educational and social awareness. I think our being neglected is a direct slap in the face. Now is the time we can grow together, but only through timely input in all facets of this bureaucracy. That is the only way a true cross-section of the student body can be achieved. Hayes D. Norman Third World President ssc To the Editor: To: Otto Bauer, Acting Chancellor Allen Dearborn. Assistant Chancellor, for Student Services President. Parkside Activities board President, Veteran's Club President, P.S.G.A President, Adult Student Association As you all know, a new chancellor is being selected for Parkside. A letter was sent to various student organizations inviting them to participate in the selection process. The various groups involved represent only a small fraction of the total student body. In order to bring about a *, y, *, „ . . .group decision, a meeting was suggested by P.S.G.A. Selection of a new chancellor is o very important decision which affects all students. Manv students and organizations are ver-y concerned and have threatened protests if the totai student body is not represented. In order to avoid any type of confrontation, it is imperative that some type of compromise which is fair to all be worked out. As responsible leaders on campus, I ma urging you to contact P.S.G.A. immediately so this matter can be dealt with. Lee Wagner President, United Council of •' §Utd£p(.«Organizations Coming Events Tuesday, November 26: Film (Intro, to Film 210): "Seventh Seal" and public^* 3t 7 P m in CL 105' Admission is free and open to the Band concert, conducted by Robert Thomason at 7:30 p.m. in the S?m- ' * JTheater. Admission is free and open to the public Wednesday, Novemhpr 27; Whitewkriiar presents Debbie Do^ from 1-2 p.m. and Phil Smith from 2-3 p.m. in the coffeehouse (GR D-201). Free and open to the public. Club meets every Wednesday at 2:30 p.m. in the Phy. Ed. building Boxing-Wrestling Room. All persons are welcome. da^me information contact RichardPomazal, 346 GR, 553-2343. PAB presents its "Turkey Dance," with music by Beau Geste (playing tunes by Yes, Gypsy, Alice Cooper, Doobie Bros., The Who and others), 9 p.m. -1 a.m. in the SAB. Admission for UW-P students is vito' ^uests $150- l^'s required. Thursday, November 28: HAPPY TURKEY DAY! Classes resume Monday, December 2.Saturday, November 30: OGP (Order of Guitar Players) will present a concert at 7:30p.m. at St. George Church, 4800-8th Ave., Kenosha. Reception will follow. First basketball game of the season, Parkside vs. Whitewater, at 7:30 p.m. in the P.E. building gym. Admission is $2 for the general public, $1 for students. Dance, sponsored by the Parkside Varsity Club, featuring Badge, from 9 p.m.-l a.m. in the SAB. Admission is $1.50 at the door. UW-P I D. and proof of age are required.Sunday, December l: Mass celebrated at the Newman Center at 12:15 p.m. Coffee and rolls after the liturgy. Everyone welcome. Flute quartet recital, beginning at 4 p.m. in Greenquist 103. A dmission is free and open to the public. COMING UP December 3:Discussion at St. George School (lower level) at 8 p.m. Topic: Infallibility. Speaker: Fr. Richard Schlenker. December 4: Communal Penance Celebration at 8 p.m. at the Newman Center. Everyone interested in a new approach to Penance is welcome. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimHiiiiiiiiiuininiiiiiiiiii! iiiniiiHiiiiiimiMiiiiiiiiiiiii'iiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Dave Bishop, Coordinator of Auxiliary Services, said that the Library-Learning Center cafeteria will close at 2 p.m. instead of 4 p m on Fridays only. Elections — — Tuesday, Nov. 26, 1974 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 3 continued from page 1 Also voted for were eightAllocations Committee seats. The PSGA constitution calls for the establishment of a committee for reviewing requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocatable portion of s egregated fees. Chet Anderson received 47 votes, Doug Redmond 30 and Eric Bingen 27. There are still five vacancies on the Allocations Committee. According to the new constitution, "Vacancies on the Allocations Committee shall be filled by executived appointment subject to approval by a majority of the entire Senate." In other election results, the Parkside Activities Board advisory referendum was passed by a vote of 217 yes to 66 no. The PAB advisory referendum asked, "Shall the Executive Booard of the Parkside Activities Board and or Student Union Board consist of 7 members elected from the Academic Division, 4 members elected at large and 1 member chosen from each committee of the Parkside Activities Board and or Student Union Board and shall the president of the Parkside Activities Board and or Student Union Board be elected by the student body?" HUDcontinued from page 1 Milutinovich denied any knowledge of the proposed HUD investigation, When questioned on a comment which he had allegedly made concerning the proposed investigation, Milutinovich admitted he had heard that Hahner was considering requesting an investigation of the new Union but had not yet spoken to him on the subject. During a later interview Milutinovich said that he realized a HUD investigation would probably stop the construction of the Union and that he didn't plan on initiating an investigation. He said that he wants to meet with Student Life and the planners of the Union and discuss changes in the occupancy of the rooms, not their reconstruction. When asked if he believed HUD had the revised plans for the Union, Milutinovich said, "I assume not becuase when we asked HUD for information on the Union they sent us the old floor plans." With, regard to claims made that HUD does in fact know of the new plans, Milutinovich said, "They're lying. We've got them (administration) by the ass." He said, "I would like to be quoted as saying that at this point I'm trusting that the administration is telling the truth (about HUD's knowledge of the revised plans)." Milutinovich added later, "I'm i.r UW-PARKSIDE W1NTERBREAK TRIP LIMITED SPACE AVAILABLE! &e/JUWfi&dtyu HOTEL & RACQUET CLUB acapuico PLUS $20.00 TAX & SERVICE BASED ON 3 TO A ROOM *244 • Round Trip let • 7 N ights L odging • Marcarita P arty • Yacht C ruise o f B ay • Ground Transfers • Tips & Taxes For application or information Contact: CAMPUS TRAVEL CENTER LLC D-197 C all: 553-2294 Third world: A cultural experience by Carole Wilson "If we-and I mean the relatively conscious whites and the relatively conscious blacks, who must, like lovers, insist on, or create the consciousness of ot hers-do not falter in our duty now, we may be able, handful that we are, to end the racial nightmare of our country and change the history of the world." James Baldwin...in Conversation Black Voices Dan Georgakas-Anthologist The Third World Organization, through the objectives it has set forth, is working to do this at Parkside. One member, Nathan Jones, secretary of Third World, says that people are at different levels of consciousness, and we should respect each other for this. At the same time, the organization is working towards opening the eyes of people to the fact that oppression is much wider than the experience of black people in this country. Oppression is an international reality, says Jones, that is a part of a system dominated by the philosophy of white supremacy, domination as physical and j psychological control. One of the ways they hope to instill this idea in people is through group solidarity. This encompasses the creation of social awareness, the multicultural experience and methods persons of color use to make it from day to day. These methods include the various psychological efforts employed to resist the impression given through comments, innuendoes, looks and subtleties, that people of color are inferior and helpless. Third World also deals with changes needed in society for all people, regardless of c olor, to reach their potential of growth and freedom in this world. Just recently, Cornelius Gordon, chairperson of the Communication Committee of Third World, made arrangements with the Parkside Bookstore to sell the Racine Star Times, a Racine-based minority newspaper. Third World feels that access to the paper will help provide a cultural sharing of experience for the students at Parkside. Some of the other areas Third World will be working on at Parkside. include securing positions for more minority faculty and general employees (This is a long-range goal and Hayes Norman, president of Third World, pointed out that it appeared the Affirmative Action Officer is working in this direction.), and scheduling social activities such as lectures or dances featuring minority speakers and artists. One area of importance Third World members feel needs to be dealt with is Classroom material. Arlene Martin, vice president of Third World, spoke of sociology and political science courses she has that are not dealing with multicultural people or experiences. Martin feels these to be vital disciplines in which to institute social awareness, instructors should be made aware of the fact, she said, and material of this nature should be implemented into the course syllabus. Norman pointed out that the administration and faculty have not gone out of their way to back up the organization. When Third World recently attempted to sponsor a concert featuring "The Chambers Brothers," they were thwarted by administrative red tape. Some members said that it appeared to be an "administrative run-around for nebulous reasons." For that concert, Tony Totero, Parkside Activities Board (PAB) advisor, was one of the primary sources consulted by Third World. According to Totero, there was a time scheduling conflict surrounding this event that presented the biggest problem. Totero did say that the minority students have not been catered to to any extent and thought the problem to be widespread in the University. He analogized it as a microcosm of the world situation, but doesn't know what can be done to solve the predicament. Arlene Martin of T hird World met with Totero, and out of this meeting came a recommendation, approved by the PAB Board, to co-sponsor an activity in February during National Black Week. Jesse Jackson is a prospective candidate. Another incident Hayes mentioned was when Third World presented the film "Attica." Sociology instructors did not attend its showing, although it is described as a fine example of social awareness. In this case, members considered the possibility that their communication structure might be at fault. They are attempting to correct this by looking for new means of posting events and contacting people. The question of why there were no white members in Third Werld.was discussed and a variety of kreasons projected. Norman and Martin spoke of one possible reason, that being that whites may be intimidated by having to take a backseat position, so to speak. The American Way usually has whites in control of white-oriented organizations, they said. Other causes brought out were fear of being in a predominately black and brown environment, or maybe not knowing whether or not whites were welcome. Third World is just beginning to carry out its objectives. Martin said they must begin to set up committees to carry out the formats which have been laid down. Ideas are forthcoming, but they need people to follow through qn them. Anyone sympathetic to the cause, she said, is welcome to >articipate. taking their (administration's) word that they're innocent (of deception regarding HUD's knowledge of revised plans) like I took former President Nixon!& word that he was innocent." McDonald's We are Guaranteed We, the crew people of McDonald's® are guaranteed to... • Serve you food that's hot, or we'll replace it. • Clean your table, or the meal's on us. • Give you a courteous "thank you," or there's no charge. youh AAcVOIAAICIA ® McDonald's ® nearest to you 3116 22nd AVE. 3926 5 2nd ST. 4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Tuesday, Nov. 26, 1974 Lawsuit awaits UC membership by Michael Oiszyk of RANGER Staff The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. recently decided not to join the United Council of Student Governments at this time, and possibly will not until a contractual agreement is received from them. Legal action could be taken to enforce the PSGA constitution, if PSGA joined United Council. United Council has become the largest statewide advocacy organization with 10 of th e 13 UWSystem student governments as members. Michael Hahner, PSGA senator, said that "It's not a question of jo ining United Council or not, it's a question of joining with a contract. "Currently, they want us to voice our opinion in the affirmative and pay membership fees." To join United Council by the spring semcster; it would cost PSGA $750. Membership fees for an entire academic school year total $1500. Harvey Hedden, another PSGA senator, also objects to joining, at this time, with United Council without a contract. "If it's money that was raised by taxpayers or students, I can't see just throwing it away with no guarantee of any action." According to a summary and estimated cost statement on possible legal action at Parkside, United Council states, "A referendum was held September 24 and 25, 1974, at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside on whether or not to accept the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. as the legitimate student representative on campus. The referendum passed. "The association then asked for authority to allocate student activity fees in accordance with 36.09 (5 ) (Merger Statute). The request was denied" A c ase on this issue could be filed immediately in the circuit court of Dane County and would be handled by John Siefert, a Kenosha attorney. The case would cost a maximum of $2000, while the estimated actual cost is $1000. This would cover only the cost of the initial case. Appeals would have similar cost and would be acted uppn by the Executive Board of United Council before proceeding. Dennis Milutinovich, president of PSGA, said that if student government is going to take any legal action, they would have to join United Council now. Milutinovich told a Nov. 14 meeting of the PSGA Senate that "none of the other schools have contracts with United Council and you're not going to get a contract. "The key thing is that if kiss United Council goodbye S? can kiss merger implement^ goodbye, or any court battle7' Meanwhile, the UW-Milwan'u Student Association receS served papers on the Board 2 Regents and UW-M Chanceli! Werner Baum in a law*, disputing the Milwaukee chan* cell or's interpretation of Z continued next page e Bauercontinued from page l Eugene Norwood, are the long-range academic plans (LORAP) and the evaluation and review of the existing academic programs. Unaware of "Favoritism" Asked if he had been aware of a policy of "favoritism" in the promotion of Parkside employees prior to his latest appointment, he said that it was only in the final weeks before Chancellor ^V^Jhe^dif^ the many com- EIGHTH AVEHUE BOOKSTORE 4601 - Eighth Avenue 658-2709 Kenosha "ACROSS F ROM UNION PARK" OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK HEILEMAN'S m I Pure Brewed From God's Country. "On Tap at the Union" Free checking...Free checks No minimum balance FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE...EXTRA BANKING HOURS Our entire office including lobby and drive-in plaints. He said that the reason he was unaware of these complaints was because of a n existing n0ijc which says that persons named in complain/ should be the ones who respond to them. And sine his name appeared nowhere in the text of ft6 complaint, he was left unaware of their existence6 Bauer said that such a "favoritism" policy i s not justified and he cannot defend such an action because it would imply that an employee is promoted and salaried in a manner not reflective of his or her performance. Speaking of his great pride in the physical plant of the school, the former professor-turnedadministrator lauded the Parkside community for its respect of the buildings and property. He als o expressed happiness with the excellence achieved in the evaluation given the school by the North Central Accreditation Committee, and the academic expertise of Parkside's faculty, as well as the academic planning that is underway. Bauer Optimistic As an experienced administrator, however Bauer realizes that the school has not yet reached the level of development to provide satisfaction and equitable service to minorities, women and veterans. 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PeLo"ay' President of the Milwaukee Student Association ttke? n f" Merger Law takes precedence over the re8ulations and thus students should take the responsibility of appointing members to university committees. United Council recently voted to support the Milwaukee lawsuit. James Hamilton, president of United Council, also elsewhere1 legal action "We anticipate that there may be additional lawsuits forthcoming if valid interpretations of me Merger Statute cannot be established on other campuses around the state." Curry First, a Milwaukee attorney is currently on retainer for the Milwaukee Student Association. He will handle the S?e ^hen il reaches the Milwaukee County Circuit Court early next year Pipe policy retonciitorn^i interested in. According to PAB's program director, Sue Wesley, Parkside students have no realistic idea of how much these attractions cost. Some of the most frequently requested attractions and their prices are: Alice Cooper, $50,000; John Denver, $25,000; Howard Cosell, $10,000; and Ralph Nader, $2,500. Totero said that even if Parkside were able to draw enough ticket buyers from the University and the community to cover the cost of the concert or lecture, the facilities here simply aren't large enough to accommodate such an enormous audience. PAB has also had trouble drawing audiences for its films this semester. Again Totero cited the expense of travel as the reason, and said that the weekday films offered this semester have drawn a larger crowd because students were already on campus and didn't need to make an extra trip. Erotic Films Profitable Barb Burke, president of PAB, said that the New York Erotic Film Festival, which was shown several times on weekdays, realized a profit for PAB in September. Zarling drafts alternative by Colleen Dorsey The Academic Policies Committee voted to consider a different probation and drop policy proposal besides the original sub-committee draft, and to revise the policy that makes counseling a requirement while on probation. The proposal, made by John Zarling, assistant professor of engineering science, and modified by Wayne Johnson, chairperson of the committee, was an attempt to "simplify" the original draft, according to Zarling. The changes made include evaluating students after every semester instead of after every block of 15 credits, as the original draft states. Students must complete 12 credits before being dropped. A student is placed on academic probation if his cumulative grade point average (GPA) for up to 29 credits accumulated is less than a 1.7, or if his cumulative GPA is less than a 2.0 for 30 through 120 c redits. Under Zarling's proposal, a student is dropped if his cumulative GPA for 0-29 credits is less than 0.8; for 30-59 credits is less than 1.6; for 60-89 credits is less than 1.8 and for 90-120 credits is less than 2.0. The rest of the alternate policy proposal is the same as the original sub-committee draft. Discussion followed on whether or not the second policy would "introduce wrinkles that were not in the block system" according to Eugene Norwood, acting vice chancellor. He suggested taking a transcript and trying it on the system. The committee hopes to vote on the proposals Nov. 26 since it is the last meeting before the December Faculty Senate meeting. The sooner a policy is accepted, the sooner practical matters such as revising can take place. 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Another possibility would be to reschedule some films to weekdays when prospective ticket buyers are more accessible. Burke also said that PAB has been contacted by its counterpart at Carthage College and the two organizations are now considering the possibility of co-sponsoring some dances and concerts in the future. Totero said that PAB was never meant to be a profit-making organization, but is comparable to athletics in that it offers activity and entertainment to the students and is university funded. He added that it (PAB) is an organization of students, not a student organization." A Different type of Saturday Night RED'S ROLLER RINK 6220 -67th ST. PH. 652-8198 KENOSHA B&utauf. tlte Qineit Pvyp* £ 9icdia*i fyootli. ~ 2129 BIRCH RD. KENOSHA-551-7171 LIQUOR STORE, BAR, DINING ROOM BHCHELOH'S H 5601-24 A VE. K ENOSHA : "**7TUVB\7*C0CVM i Monday thru S aturday 4:00-9:00 P.M. 3 FOOSBALL TABLES 2 POOL TABLES (CITY CHAMPS) M en & Women "Best Stereo S ound" in K enosha * OPENING SOON * The Smoke 'ouse OPEN • AM 1 AM DAILY • PRESENTS • WED. - THURS. - FRI. & SAT. NOVEMBER 27, 28, 29, 30 FRIDAY FREE ADMISSION WITH UW-P STUDENT I.D. Harriers awarded letters Eight members of the 1974 Parkside cross country team havebeen awarded letters, coach Vic Godfrey announced Monday. Winning their fourth letters were senior Lucian Rosa of Kandy, Ceylon (Sri Lanka), and senior Chuck Dettman of Marinette. Earning letters for the second time were sophomores Jim DeVasquez of Waukegan, 111., and Wayne Rhody of Waterford. First-time letterwinners included sophomores Joe Bel anger of Salem (Central) I1"!, Heiring of Kenosha (Bradford) and freshmen Gary Pnem of Racine (Case) and Curt Spieker of Racine (Horlick) Rhody was named captain of the team. PArkside place 15th as a team in the National Assn. of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) national championships Sa day, Nov. 9, and previously taken third in the NAIA Dist 14 meet and runner-up honor: the U.S. Track and Fi F e d e r a t i o n Mid-Ame r championships. Rosa won the district title the fourth consecutive year placed fifth in the nationals earn ail-American honors for third straight time. While Stephens also expressed pleasure with his team's attitude and praised the team's unity even in a hard-fought intrasquad game, the coach was displeased with some basic things. "I wasn't pleased with our offensive continuity~we looked a bit ragged at timeds—but we have concentrated on defense in practice and we have tried to open our game up considerably," Stephens said. "Our overall shot selection was good, however, a nd both teams shot over 50 percent. "I was happy with the play of the freshmen since they came into the game cold and had not practiced a minute with the avrsity," Stephens added. "It's a testimonial to (assistant coach) Rudy Collum that the job is being done with the freshmen program." Stephens lamented Parkside's ability to come up with a steal or force a loose ball but then be unable to come up with the recovery. The coach also warned of problems if Sobanski and Cole get into early foul trouble as they did in the Green-White contest. "We're also having trouble converting from offense to defense and we'll have to work on that." Stephens said. In Whitewater, Parkside will be facing a team that has built a winning tradition. "Even though \yhitewater has a new coach this year I expect that they'll continue to do things as they have in the past," Stephens said. "You don't monkey around with success." Coach Jim Miller, scouting the Parkside intra-squad game, said his team will run more this year than in the past. His top players are 6-4 twins Garry and Larry Grimes. The two forwards have started 77 straight games over the past three seasons for Whitewater and have identical career averages of 12.6 points per game. Other Whitewater starters are 6-7 Gerald Coleman at center and 6-2 Ken Peyer, a former Parkside player, and 5-8 Tyron Brown at guards. "Our biggest weakness is not having played as a unit under fire," Miller said. "We have a number of new people and the twins are the main people back." ""We'll be facing them cold," Stephens said. "They've seen us play and know more about us than we do about them. It should be a great game with some fine matchups." Likely matchups include Parkside's most physical player, Sobanski, against the 6-7, 220 lb. , Coleman, and Parkside forwards Cole and Hanke against the Grimes brothers. Parkside's fastest man, will likely be matched with Brown, the small but quick guard. After the Whitewater game, Parkside will go on the road for the first time for a three-game swing through Michigan. The Ranger's will face a vastly-i vastly-improved University of Detroit team that's been ranked high nationally among the major colleges, in the Titans' opener Tuesday, Dec. 3. Parkside will then hopscotch scross the state to Rochester for a game against Oakland University on Dec. 5 and Grand another against Grand Valley State College in Allendale (near Grand Rapids) Dec. 7. The Rangers will not be home again after the Whitewater game until Jan. 4 against St. Xavier College. 6 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Tuesday, Nov. 26 , 1974 Open season Cagers begin Nov. 30 MOCKUS TAP FfllK M IKIP THURSDAY, F RIDAY, S ATURDAY, 657-9791 games with a broken thumb while Sobanski averaged 15.0 points and 7.8 rebounds despite missing half the season with a broken foot. They'll go at forward and center, respectively, while Mike Hanke, a 6-4 sophomore from Milwaukee (Hamilton) will go at the other forward spot. He sat out last year but started as a freshman in 1972-73 and averaged 13.7 points a game. At guards will be 6-2 senior captain Chuck Chambliss of Racine (Park) and 6-4 junior Malcolm Mahone of Kenosha (Chicago Gordon Tech). Top reserves are 6-7 forward Rade Dimitrijevic of Kenosha (Tremper) and 5-11 guard Stevie King of Chicago (Gordon Tech). "We found out that our rebounding and our depth are two of our biggest strengths," Stephens said after the Thursday night game in which the "Whites" (the above-mentioned starters) dropped the "Greens" 89-67. "I was pleased because we got a good look at a number of people in a game situation for the first time this year. Our outside shooting was also much improved with Hanke and, particularly, with Sobanski." Cole was the game's leading scorer with 27 points while Sobanski tallied 21 and Hanke, Mahone and Chambliss were also in double figures. Leading the "Green" squad were Leartha Scott with 14 and freshman Frank Watkins with 13. Scott, a 6-4 guard, along with 6- 10 Marshall Hill, will be on the sidelines until Jan. 8 when the p a i r g a i n s e l i g i b i l i t y a f t e r transferring to Parkside from St. Louis University. A confident and talented Parkside basketball team will open its season Saturday night, Nov. 30 at home against defending Wisconsin State University Steve Stephens Conference co-champion UWWhitewater. Game time at the UW-P Physical Education Building is 7:30 p.m. Admission is $2 f or the general public and $1 to all students with I.D.s. Children under 12 are admitted free. For Parkside Coach Steve Stephens, this is the year his Rangers are aiming at a trip to CLASSIFIEDS FUTURE CPA'S learn how to prepare for the CPA Exam. Becker CPA Review Course. Call Collect, Milwaukee 414-276-7271. the NAIA national tournament in Kansas City. But the 27-game schedule begins here and Stephens' team will have to hurdle formidable opponents such as Whitewater within the state if i t's to make the national tourney trip. Parkside was 14-15 last year and two of those losses were against the Warhawks, 70-56 at Parkside and 81-69 at Whitewater. Whitewater, 21-5 last season, lost to UW-Eau Claire in the NAIA District 14 Championship game. Eau Claire had defeated the Rangers 50-46 to knock Parkside out of the tournament in the district semifinals. "I'll be disappointed if we don't have a good year," Stephens says "And frankly, I'll be disappointed if we don't make a strong run at the national tournament." "As evidenced by our GreenWhite game Thursday night, we've got much better depth this year although we don't want any injuries and obviously Gary Cole or Bill Sobanski would be hard to replace." Both Cole and Sobanski missed different halves of t he season last year with injuries. Cole, a 6-9 junior from Racine (Park), and Sobanski, a 6-7 junior from Oak Lawn, HI. (Chicago Mt. Carmel), are the two big cogs in the Parkside game plan this first month of the season. Cole averaged 22 points and 12 rebounds a game last year despite missing the first seven photo by Cliff Croxford ICON pg. 2 Tuesday November 26 StawAifi fate by Cliff Chambers Grace Slick and the JEFFERSON STARSHIP (formerly JEFFERSON AIRPLANE) landed at the Milwaukee Arena, on November 15 and again at the Chicago Auditorium, on November 17. Both performances were first class, but there were differences. One significant difference was the 'back-up' bands. Both TRIUMV1RAT (Milw.) and TIDAL POWER (Chicago) are comprised of 3 musicians each, the only thing they have in common. TRIUMVIRAT, probably Germany's best rock band, consists of a drummer, bass guitar, & moog-keyboards players. Their sound is very close to Emerson, Lake, & Palmer's music (perhaps where E L & P were a year ago). They played good complex rock, but the solos (especially moog) just don't compare with E L & P's solos. The light show was good and not overdone. They played for 50 pleasandt minutes. TIDAL POWER, in the Chicago performance, stunk. They were extremely loud and eo-centered. The lead guitar, bass guitar and drummer, if compared to the loud GRAND FUNK, make GRAND FUNK sound great. The only possible reason for them to play was to show how really dynamic and polished the JEFFERSON STARSHIP is. GRACE SLICK and the JEFFERSON STARSHIP played the same set of songs in Milwaukee as in Chicago. "Ride The Tiger" ".. .its like a tear in the hands of a western man tell you about salt, carbon, and water..." JEFFERSON STARSHIP has a new lead guitarist and bass guitarist. To dispel any doubts about the new lead player's ability, the STARSHIP started out both concerts with "Ride the Tiger," in which the lead player does a short solo. His energetic style fits in nicely with Grace's voice. "Devils Den" "... every answer you think you've ever said is just a guess and the king of clocks just locks up-every day..." The old black man who plays electric violin in STARSHIP is Papa John Creach. He kinda hops, shuffles, boogies, dances, slides, bounces across the stage and plays exrraordinary violin! He played slightly more fantiastic in Chicago than he did in Milwaukee. "Wooden Ships" The light show was similar in both cities, though the one in Milwaukee was somewhat better. It was most noticable on the next son "Wooden Ships," which featured a good lead solo both times. It was the only song featured that was not written by a member of JEFFERSON STARSHIP-AIRPLANE. "Come Again? Tocan" "...Miss takes are made are maid because worlds are miss under stud. It's all in vowel you talk..." They next did "Come Again? Tocan" from Grace Slick's single album "Manhole." That album was advertised as "Grace Slick-the voice that lauunched a thousand trips." David Freiberg played good jazz-rock piano on this one. "Hyperdrive" "...I never thought there were corners in time til I was told to stand in one..." "Hyperdrive" off their new album was a good sample of their music ^ and how the seven people in STARSHIP blend their sounds in harmonious space-rock music. "I'm a Bum" Papa John Creach then sang a fine blues number, his only vocal in the set. He brought both Chicago and Milwaukee audiences to their feet, cheering, at the conclusionof his violin solo. It was incredible when I heard it in Milwaukee and even when I expected it in Chicago, it still shot rushes up and down my backbone. Papa John is probably the oldest rock idol working today. "Better Lying Down" "...She doesn't recognize you standing up~ she thinks you look better lying down..." Grace can sing the blues too. In her son "Better Lying Down" she proved that. The new bass guitar player Pete Sears proved he could play piano, as Dave Freiberg proved he could play bass. They switched instruments for a few songs, this being the first one. In Milwaukee Grace said Paul Kantner "wasn't getting into it, but he will, as soon as we get back to the Holiday Inn, bless his little ass." "That's For Sure "...all things that live have a right to be free..." John Barbata delivered a dazzling drumming display in tne song "That's For Sure." The packed house in Chicago gave a larger vocal response which in turn resulted in a longer ( and better) drum solo. "All Fly Away" "...as I drift into a dream and I feel the comet scream..." Grace did an expressive vocal on this one, from the new STARSHIP album "Dragonfly." Five other songs playered were from "Dragonfly." Two from Grace's solo album, one from Papa John's, one from "Long John Silver," one from "Volunteers," one from "Surrealistic Pillow." The majority of the material was recent. "Come To Life" In this song, the new bass guitar player Pete Sears, shows his style, and what he can do in a bass solo, and why he deserves to play with the STARSHIP. What really struck me was that both new members of the group, lead and bass guitars, did not remain obscure in the background and let Grace and the old Jefferson Airplane members carry them along, but instead stood out when they should and blended in when needed. .O 0 ' Z A / / jk//'/ 7 / ! UltllL "Milk Train" "...have a little taste of mine. It'll cost you nothing..." Grace's voice got together with Papa John's violin to put feeling intc the song they co-authored, "Milk Train." At the Chicago performance. John was slightly better than Grace; while at the Milwaukee performance, Grace was slightly better than John. "Have You Seen The Stars Tonight" In Milwaukee, Grace asked the audience if they would like to hear "a forty minute song complete with feedback." They did, of course Sure enough, it lasted over forty minutes complete with extra good bass and lead and violin solos, powerful vocals midpoint where the only lights that remained on in the whole place were the off-on lights on the amps, and Grace's words ending the song and the set "...Car you believe it?--no more war." TCiey received a standing ovation that was near pandemonium ir Chicago. Also in Chicago, when they came back to play the encore, a member of the audienceplaced a wrapped box on stage for Grace She opened it, removed the red roses it contained, and sang: "Somebody To Love" The JEFFERSON AIRPLANE song that rocked the country in 1967 the song that made America aware of the strange goings-on in the Haight-Asbury district of S an Francisco, the song that brought manj beautiful people into contact with each other, the song that took u< back and there again. Or there and back again. " Volunteers " Then they played a second encore song (most unusual in these days of rock ripoffs), "Have a Revolution." Grace sang and marched bact and forth across the stage and the hearts of the audience. She couldn'i have been better. * In total: the concert at the Chicago Auditorium had two things goinc for it that the Milwaukee Arena concert did not: (1) It was sold oui Milwaukee was % full) and (2) the Auditorium has better acoustics In Chicago, STARSHIP seemed more polished and responsive to th< louder crowd reaction. Chicago also had higher prices ($1.50 higher! and a bad back-up band. Paul Kantner apologized for the high price? in Chicago and had made arrangements for some $4000 worth o posters to be given away at the end of the concert. the rock scene in America today, I honestly believe tha: JEFFERSON STARSHIP is the best American rock band. In an ag( where ERIC CLAPTON plays for 1 hour 20 minutes, DAVID BOWIE ] hour 5 minutes, LOU REED 1 hour 35 minutes, it was nice to heai somone good who can play energetic rock music for 2'/2 hours or Friday, Sunday, and Monday and still apologize for the high price o tickets. Don't you want somebody to love. JEFFERSON STARSHIP some of us still do. WMtrfwrrtss Tistvs 'heir SeC°nd ediUo" of ™E students to be handed out to thA fi ry(only)writtenbythe sasBscBs^^ss.-: foremost a WOMAN and most of her ^ Sexton was first and — withAmeSeJrt„„^„me^S^.rra„^™S ICON pg. 3 Tuesday November 26 Prints by Moishe Smith, associate professor of art at Parkside are in four current exhibitions in Segovai, Spain, New York City, Madison and Nashua, N.H. Two of Smith's prints, "Roman Holiday" and "Sierra Nevada," are included in the first international Biennial Exhibition of Graphic Art and Multiples organized by the Fundacion Enrique IV de Castilla in Segovia, Spain. His etching, "Green Apples," is included in the Fortieth Anniversary Exhibition of Associated American Artists on display through Nov. 27 in New York and in the Collector's Choise Exhibition at the Elvehjem Art Center in Madison through Dec. 15. Another print, "The Oaks," is included in the Second New Hamps h i r e I n t e r n a t i o n a l Graphics Annual at the Arts and Science Center, Nashua, N.H., through Nov. 23. Artist participating in the first joint show by members of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside art m«Jude, from left, Robert Cadez, Erik Forrest, Rolin Jansky and David Zaig. The sculpture, foreground, is one of Jansky s distinctive polyester impregnated fiberglass works. Paintings in the background are by Forrest. The show will be on display through Dec. 13 in Parkside's new Com- «" Gallery ^Regular gallery hours are 3 to 5 p.m. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays SI F f Tuesdays and Thursdays. The show includes paintings, prints, ceramics and sculpture. Artists represented in addition to those pictured are John Murphy and Moishe Smith. «ww „ u u by Rebecca Ecklund down, up ££ ^ g'aSS b°™Ce 3"d agIWX^ai™tSl„bd"Sr:harder' a"dliktog d *"•« She stopped when the drink spilled on the front of her shirt. The finger, held up close for scrutinv was red and scraped. Delighted, she plunged it back in the cold liquid. "Yikes'" The alcohol bit hard on the scraped spots^Licked quickly, then plunged back in the drirlk, licked again Games, games. Shit. What next. ''aS/SSaSS SilUng U? jS en°Ugh t0 see" "Aha!" That was a g°°d 0"e. "Aha!" Louder. Ahh! Haa! A blank echo made it sinister, deee-lightful. tho ffamp kS J",?*acigaretteThe flame was nice. Up close it filled the room. She waved n ' ^C, Tu ? m r°nt °f her eyes" 11 danced-il dickered, it spun and spun. Whoa-ho. The flame licked her fingers, dropped burning to her lap. One-handed brush, to the iioor, stamped out. «wuneu fl?mt1,i,tT]ler,erS' wide: lauShin8' absorbed. Swish, swish, she made the sound for it. Whush, whush Back, forth, until flame met fingers, dropped again, wait. One second, two, three, then brush, off, to the floor, out. A smouldering hole left in her pants, put out with a drop from the end of her finger. "Flame game." A small laugh met her lips, escaped, blew out the next match. She sighed tiring of it, lit a cigarette finally. B The last of the liquid left the glass. "Hm, hm." Trying twice, she stood up, moved in a shuffle to the kitchen. A chair placed itself in front of her toes, stubbed. "Shit!" Rage tore a growl from her throat she kicked at the chair, missing. Madder and madder, her uncovered feet aimed again, again at the offender. The room went white her teeth bit hard together, tight screams coming out between them. A fl ying kick tipped the chair and toes throbbing, the rage escaped. The light came down, a large sigh settled the room. On to the cupboard, take the bottle down another drink. A quick hard shot, then half a glass to sip. Back to the other room. Full circle. this drumming in my brain, come out next Friday nite. worse or for less I have seen enough of it all. I waxed all the proportions I watched the sun trying to come through, but it never could. We will all freeze up. Love that cold Love Love that cold. cold. cold. as being a critic I often go nutty after gazing blankly at sentences, paragraphs, pages and books. My thought of t heir type of li fe was probably as hopeful as yours. Beg my pardon if I am wrong but the better for you. As for me the little old critic never reaching her real goal of writer I must check new tales of unknown each day. How dry does one get after seeing the familiar pattern. But I must not complain or feel sorry it is bad for ones person. Just pass me that drink. I k now all the drinks in t he world. Lots of p eople do, but I, oh I am a specially good critic of the damn drinks all their tastes let not one nite pass oh I would have tasted a drop of something. It is at the roots, the roots where I must keep watered daily with the preciousness of t aste. Leave me now. Stop by again, soon.- Magnellum llimilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllMIIIIIIMIIIMIMIIMIIMIMIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIMIIIMIIIIIIIIMIIMIIIIIIIIIIIII the healing of hearts is a gift * that children and wise ancients possess where no kisses exist and no curses live there is only perfection, the clear honesty of a childe's song or an old woman's hands -amy nov. 1974 Visit Kenosha's Largest Record Department FEATURING * Rock* Jazz*Pop*Folk* •Classical* LOWEST PRICES ALWAYS uii MUSIC HOUSE The Place to buy records GRASS The person they knew disappears, as it seems, When you cover your life with an image of dreams. But where are you really? Who are you inside? What did you feel like the last time you died? Once you were someone else, now you've gone blind, Lost in the shadows you form in your mind. Content in the darkness you sit and you wait, Planning tomorrows, plotting new fates. bs ge ©Hie ilUieet ^S>f)oppe OPEN Mon. thru Fri. 10 A.M. - 4 P.M. 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K I«*. jj .• ,< • ,< f' Sill 11 ICON pg. 4 Tuesday November 26 Sta^,n .f h? because he d»dn't want her to know that in the shadows and the paths of the sheets the heat had fled he sat at the counter and rubbed his eyes and f«s face in Je "mber reflections of the coffee cup and told us how she hurt him, by wanting him so much all he wanted was a little love oh, her breasts were incredible, beautiful and her wet darkness could tighten and torch icewater and her hands knew how to touch the velvet of his pride and excite, but she didn't ever get enough and he couldn't give her any more and she Wouldn't take a lover, as he asked her to may be... someone younger, someone new he laid his head in his hands and cried because she never kissed him anymore, she only reached for what is the breakfast plates rattled and the waitress wiped her eyes -amy nov. 1974 The faces group round, Pale eyelids raise. (How does it go; like this?) Words faint and far, Tears for a deed. (How does it go; like this?) They cry and they pay Turn the knife deep. Jjfr (How does it go; like this?) ' / N -Rebecca Ecklund a non analytic the mother of your dreams and lost faith unborn children enters eternally beautiful her body like a mountain against life as it desires you death her arms are black holes in torment freeing you from age and guilt all here she knows everything knowing herself amy 1974 ~ II a„ is an end,ess the Refusal of it all therefore free in formulating wild pasfion Dl^AMS 6 C°U'd ^ WH Y? You still amaze me You are You I lo ve YOU the You that is free \rn r • such freedom, sometimes I yearn for that kind of flavor BUT i hawmv SUch ima8inat'on How exciting Is life this PLAYGROUND my °Wn Waysall children we are I prove that child in us all.... watch me dance, scream, listen I am child and old and ridiculous THERE is nothing left this pen doesn't write eood anvm/»D anymore I feel lost 8ooa anymore the writer doesn't write good Apple Blossssooommm Blossom blosm blossom , 1. 4. tree , 5. crickett 3. 6. shoe . * over defined - and under nourished - well adjusted - low visability easy to Hold i feel like an asshole I am embarrassed for what I have ever done -Magnellum Make-Be lieve A lig ht faintly shaded, A fe eling of death. (How does it go; like this?) -amy nov. 1974 To let people shape you, be what they want, h You're hurting yourself, you're losing your Self To wear a character like a mask When inside you. are coming apart, To say "I am one with you" When there is nothing for which you can sav "This is me," Then you have lost yourself. Be what you are. the love sonata the kiss, suffered at the hands of your lover down a thousand filthy alleys and a thousand black a body rejected, a soul locked inside the rejector now, we will say good-byes with our hellos i will hold your hand and wave it away then, with brown images and thoughts of p ain and great impress * i will guess what you've become moving always forward and beyond me into the music of white white of brittle roses with their rotting stems still in stagnent water A silence in the morning As the stars disappear; No sound is needed For the glory of golden sun. It's brightness fills the skies, It's bigness fills your minds. Burning away the foggy dew. Reaching out to life on earth. What could be more beautiful? Not the stars, never. ICON pg.5 Tuesday November 26 should true winter come: like you then, it would be thw rold's winter; with its great cleansing and crystal if it is your winter then, i suppose some overwhelming personal cruelty and tragedy will overtake the flight of lovers (as they become angels with love) it will not breath or speak but remain self-indulging, unconscious of all but itself over which it constantly fawns with despair pity and sometimes consolation winter in hell ; no fire, just ice on the cheeks of a million demons amy nov. 1974 When y ou are feeling very small and sad, Remember there are others worse off than you. Find someone who needs your help; Take him by the hand, look in his face, And kick the living shit out of him. Thus do you become a true Man. « * »vg.*"'* '*• •*"'< * '* ' " < my autumn harvest heart childe, waiting for a childe waiting what is beautiful perishes mystery to mystery beyond the far-yields of gold and russet in the orb-organisms of suspicion to you seasonal dressful undressing your great single eye thick in the darks of your face a boon to superstition dear searich evenings lights so numerous dreams attend you unprivate body preludes icy death you cool-grassed hips deny it -amy 1974 pale good morning where the virgin verdant illusions flicker stil pale flicker ashen flame unmentioned sorrow, here to dwell deep, well deep, in your gut more swift than the unleashed blood of great wounds faster. \ •- even faster than death take away the manners of love remove the rites of kiss, of dream pale, unspeakable the images unquiver and smash in shafts lifelessly through your mind -amy 1974 so now, good morning lest we miss the deeds you'd do today the new torments still waiting for him behind the arches of your eyes ICON pg.6 Tuesday November 26 Ante locate* Goners by Conrad Bishop; 8 p.m. weekends thru Dec. 22; at the Body Politic, 2257 N. Lincoln Ave. Chicago. The House of Bernardo Alba by Lorca; presented by Theater First, at 8:30 p.m. Friday for weekends thru Dec. 8; Athenaeum Theater, 2936 N. Southport Ave., Chicago. The Sea by Edward Bond, an American premiere • since last Tuesday thru Dec. 22 at 7:30 p.m • Goodman Theater Center, 200 S. Columbus Dr. A Li ttle Night Music with Jean Simmons, Margaret Hamilton, George Lee Andrews; thru Jan. 4 except Sundays; Shubert Theater, 22 W. Monroe St Meanwhile, Back on the Couch; thru Dec. 11 except Mondays; Shady Lane Theater, Marengo. Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller, with Chicago Group Theater; opens Dec. 9 for Mondays only thru Dec. 30. The Good Doctor by Neil Simon; Chicago premiere Dec. 19 thru Feb. 2; Forum Theater. 13 Rue de 1'amour by Feydeau, with Leslie Caron, Louis Jourdan; opens Dec. 6 for an indefinite run; Aldington Park Theater, Arlington Heights. fftu&Cc a*ut V<utcc Coming: The Nutcracker, the Ballet will be held at McCormick Place beginning Dec. 18 thru Jan. 4. For further information contact the Chicago Tribune. National Dance Company of Senegal, Nov. 27 and 28; Auditorium Theater. Artemisia, 226 E. Ontario St. Paintings by Vera Klement, closed Sundays. Art Institute: Max Ernst closes on Sunday. The sculpture, drawings, paintings and prints of Alberto Giacometti, an exhibition from the Rather Collection in Gallery 108, thru Jan. 12. Triptychs and Diptychs from the Buckingham Collection in Gallery 114, thru Jan. 5. Contemporary Japanese Prints from private Chicago Collections in Gallery 113, thru Jan. 12. Jacques Baruch Gallery, 900 N. Michigan Ave. Contemporary Tapestries, thru Nov. 30. 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