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Tubes interview
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Baseball
Page 12
Woodstock
remembered
Page 7
Space Shuttle "Discovery9
has a Parkside connection
The space shuttle Discovery,
which went into orbit last Friday,
has a strong Parkside connection.
The shuttle is carrying an experiment
designed by Keith Ward, a
former Parkside chemistry professor
and Mary Ann Perozzo, a 1983
chemistry graduate.
Perozzo, 23, is a research assistant
at the U.S Naval Laboratory in
Washington, D.C. and Ward is a research
biophysicist in that lab.
Their experiment involves the
growth of protein crystals in a
weightless environment. The crystals
were isolated by the researchers
in the bioluminescent marine
jellyfish, a species common to the
world's oceans.
Keith Ward
It is hoped that the weightless
environment will facilitate the
growth of the crystals and make
them easier to study.
Perozzo said the two researchers
are hoping to get the experiment
back within a week.
Since the crystals will grow more
perfectly in a low gravity environment,
she said, they will not only
be able to study the structure of
protein, which requires the proteiq
to be in a crystal form, but they
will also be able to study crystal development
and growth.
Ward, who taught chemistry at
Parkside from 1976 to 1984, has
been working on the experiment in
Washington since October. Perozzo,
who taught chemistry lab last semster,
has been with the lab as
Ward's assistant for several
months.
David Beach named Director
of new advising center
Thursday, April 18, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 27
by Jennie Tunkieicz
Editor
David Beach, associate professor
of Psychology, has been named Interim
Director of Advising an d Orientation
for the newly developed
Advising Center located in WLLC
D-174 in th e former Career Resource
Center.
The Advising Center, which was
established by the Faculty Senate
last fall, will serve students who are
admitted to Parkside under "conditional"
status, which requires prescriptive
advising. Beach said the
Center will probably be operational
to a limited extent in the fall
semester.
"I would like to contribute to
student success at Parkside. Success,
I feel, includes grades, but it
goes f ar beyond. I hope to provide
encouragement to students, prod
them to think further and to explore
and experience the full range of
undergraduate education. I feel
that if in a student's mind the classroom
experience is more than 50
percent of their education, then
that student is not getting an education.
It's too seductive for students,
faculty and staff to put on such a >
conceptual blinder that they lose
sight of the more general purpose
and direction, to the detriment of
all involved," said Beach.
Beach is currently working on
developing a steering committee
for the Advising Center, as well as
putting together a budget. "I am
also developing some ways to invol-
David Beach
ve counselor, students, and various
other groups, such as financial aids,
in the Advising Center," said
Beach. '
The Career Resource Center materials
are now located in the
Career Planning and Placement Office,
WLLC D-173.
Info counter opened on Concourse
An academic information
counter has been opened on the
WLLC concourse across from the
Library/Learning Center. The
counter is staffed by Student Services
personnel who will answer
questions about enrollment and will
refer students to staff, faculty or
other campus or community resources.
"The idea is to put ourselves and
some of the services we provide
more directly in front of the students.
Staff felt that being in a
highly visible and accessible location
would make it easier for students
to approach us and get information
they need. A lot of s tudents
may have questions or want more
information about such things as
general degree requirements, adding
and dropping classes, registration,
placement tests and many
other things," said Stuart Rubner,
Director of Community Student
Services.
Rubner said that after staffing
the counter for only a few days this
week, it is obvious, by t he number
of students who have sought infor-
Two phones have been installed
at the counter — o ne is available
for students to make quick on-campus
calls or in the community, and
another for staff to use to gather requested
information or make referrals.
„
The counter will be staffed in the
morning and early afternoons and
then again in late afternoon and.
evening. A counselor is also on duty
in WLLC D-175 Student Services office
from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. daily andi
to 4:30 p.m. on Friday. , J
Up on a roof -
The leaky roof of the Concourse walkway, which overlooks
Inner Loop Road, is getting a needed repair job.
Guskin discusses issues
by Jennie Tunkieicz
Editor
Chancellor Alan E. Guskin discussed
the housing proposal, engineering
accreditation and the catchup
pay plan at the Open Forum on
Monday.
An aud ience member asked Guskin
to explain the rationale for senior
citizen housing which was part
of the on-campus housing development
proposal.
"The marketing survey has
shown that the current demand for
senior housing is such that we're
going to put the plan on the back
burner for now. I do feel, though,
that this project could benefit the
university. Universities are prime
places for the elderly. Elder Hostel
programs have been very successful
at other campuses. It would be exciting
to serve that type of population
at Parkside. We have also recently
found that the market is not
right yet for the married student
housing. The price estimates for
apartments are not consistent with
what students indicated they would
pay for rent when asked in a survey.
Our present plan is to develop
traditional student apartments for
300 to 350 students with six people
per suite, two double and two singles.
This plan is consistent to the
original layout plan for Parkside.
What makes this housing proposal
unique is that it will be funded by
private money and not funded by
the state," said Guskin.
When asked when the housing is
projected to be completed, Guskin
said, "If the Board of Regents approves
the proposal in June, and I
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2 Thursday, April 18,1985
Editorial
Remember the Holocaust
by Pat Hensiak
Campus News Editor
In the period between 1933 and
1945, more than 29 million people
were killed. Six million of them
were killed because they were Jewish.
On Monday, the film "To Bear
Witness" was shown on campus.
The film was developed by the
United States Holocaust Memorial
Council.
Chancellor Alan Guskin commented
before the film began, "We
must never forget — not only Jews
but every person — we must
remember that this holocaust happened
in one of the 'civilized' countries
of the world. It is the best indication
that intelligence and rational
learning is not enough in
educating people — we must also
deal with our values of social justice,
of commitment to a humane
and just society.
"Will a holocaust be repeated?
Maybe not in the same grotesque
manner as in Nazi Germany. But
there are the 'killing fields' of Cambodia,
the massacres in Africa, the
wanton killing in almost every part
of the globe.
"People massacre others when
they believe that the other is nonhuman
or sub-human. What we
must never forget is that all human
beings of whatever beliefs, of whatever
background, of whatever ethnicity,
of whatever conditions,
remain human beings and must be
given the humane treatment, the
same potential for hope, and to
have the same ability to achieve a
sense of integrity."
"To Bear Witness" focused in on
events throughout the holocaust period,
the applicaton of anti-Semitic
laws, Kristallnacht (the Night of
the Broken Glass when anti-Semitic
attacks took place in Germany and
Austria), the deportation of 300,000
Jews from the Warsaw Ghetto to
•Treblinka, the liquidation of the
Warsaw Ghetto, the constant extermination
of the Jewish population.
The film brings out the concept
that it was no longer a question of
how one hopes to survive in the
Nazi world, but for a Jew it became
a question of how one chose to die.
You could go down easy, just take
it and die, or you could go down
. more honorably, fightinbg, even
though the chance for survival
seemed unreachable. At one point
in the film, the speaker comments
that it was not a matter of "Hitler
being so evil, but that millions had
not the courage to be good."
When liberation finally came,
after the invasion by the Allied Forces,
there may have been some
cheering at the camps, but by then,
for a lot of prisoners of the camps,
it was too late. They had gone past
the point of malnutrition and hunger,
abuse and suffering to merely
hanging on to be able to die in freedom.
For some that was all the hope
there was...
Letter to the Editor
Faith healing a reality
To the Editor:
This letter is addressed to all
people who have always wanted to
see God move in a mighty way.
If you are a Christian and are a
fan of the Christian talk show PTL
•Club, then you know what I'm talking
about.
So many people have ridiculed
the teachings of the Bible without
really knowing what those teachings
are. In most cases their understanding
is limited only to what
they have learned in their denominational
Sunday School: man-made
doctrine presented as Bible teaching.
The Bible says in Heb. 11:6 that
without faith it is impossible to
please God. Without faith does not
mean being a certain denominational
member. Many churches
teach Biblical salvation, but don't
know a thing about Biblical healings
or the devil or speaking with
npw tongues.
There is a church in Dallas
started eight years ago by a man
and his wife who hungered to know
God. They had a successful ministry
of preaching and teaching
God's word. The man's name is
Bob Tilton.
Two years ago Bob Tilton had a
vision where he saw the word of
God being beamed up to a satellite,
and the satellite literally rained it
back down on the North American
continent and around the world.
If y ou did see PTL Club this past
Sunday, April 14 marked the 45th
night of God's miracle healing revival.
Miracles by the thousands have
taken place all around the world.
Many, many healings of cancer and
back problems — even short legs
grow to full length at the command
of Jesus' name.
You say, "Yea, that's all set up.
They have a few people shout 'Hal-
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RANGER
by Kari Dixon
Nobody asked me, but I am sick
of Cyndi Lauper and Madonna
being billed as the epitome of the
"new woman" in popular music.
While Lauper has more artistic
depth than the sex kitten Madonna,
both come up short when compared
to the singers of the 70's like
Patti Smith, Janice Ian and Joni
Mitchell. But the new woman of
the 80's dies completely in comparison
to the female singers of the
60's, including Grace Slick, Tina
Turner, and especially Janis Joplin.
Joplin, quite simply, brought
misery into popular music. She incorporated
her love of the blues
style of Bessie Smith into a type of
popular music that no one has yet
to recreate. In between little
phrases of wisdom like "If you've
got it today, you don't wear it tomorrow
because tomorrow never
happens," and "If you got a cat for
one day, man, you got to call that
love." She sang (and I mean sang)
songs that dripped with emotion,
depression, booze and cigarette
smoke.
Today's new woman sings about
nice things and worries about her
clothes. Madonna sings about feeling
"like a virgin," and Cyndi Lauper
says profoundly that "Money
changes everything." The albums
are produced for mass commercial
success, with the eye on the everpopular
video that further pushes
the artist to a visual rather than
musical emphasis. And the contents
of the songs themselves are totally
different.
The songs sung by Joplin had an
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Guskin discusses issues at Open Forum
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think it will, then September 1987 is
reasonable time for completion."
A student asked Guskin why
Parkside's Engineering Technology
program has not yet been accredited.
"I've been told since 1978 that
the engineering program would receive
accreditation and it still has
not," said the student. The student
also felt that non-accreditation was
hurting students' chances to get
jobs after graduation.
Guskin said, "I am not in favor
of specialized accreditation. This is
a big debate at many campuses. In
order to get accreditation, one
group of faculty comes in and tries
to determine if your program is desirable
in relationship to some national
criteria. What is important is,
do the faculty and students in the
institution think the program is desirable?
It would be better if these
groups would determine what the
goals of the program in an institution
are and see if those goals are
being met. I'm not willing to let
other campuses dictate what they
think is desirable. It's too prescriptive.
"I don't believe there is any evidence
that states Parkside graduates
are not getting jobs because
the program is not accredited. If
that is the case though, then our
job is to convince businesses that
we offer quality. Accreditation only
whipsaws the campus. If there is a
case to be made in favor of accreditation,
then I would consider
it, but I am wary about it. Accreditation
also affects the balance
of resources on a campus and those
kinds of decisions should be made
within the university," said Guskin.
An audience member asked Guskin
to elaborate on the status of the
catch-up pay plan for faculty and
academic staff. "Everyone has
agreed to a plan which will give
Madison 15 percent, Milwaukee 12
percent, cluster campuses, such as
Parkside, 10 percent and academic
staff 6 percent. There seems to be
an indication that this plan will go.
through," said Guskin.
The Open Forum was sposored
by the Ranger.
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Pat Hensiak
Bob Kiesling
Jim Neibaur
Rick Luehr
Carol Kortendick
Dave McEvoy
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Andy Buchanan
Wendy Westphal
Pat Zirkelbach
Brenda Buchanan.
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WRITERS
Tim Brass, Kari Dixon, Steve
OalMon. Kimberbe Krankfa, Steve
Kratochvil, RobbLuehr, Joan
Mattox, JnUe Pendleton, Bill Serpe
PHOTOGRAPHERS
Sue Baumann, Jay Crapser, Darryl
Hahn, Kristine Odegard.
Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible
for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the
academic year except during breaks and holidays.
Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times.
All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of
Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553-
2295 or (414) 553-2287.
Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard
size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone
number included for verification p urposes. Names will be withheld upon request.
Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publi cation Thursday. Ranger
reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory
content
Quality quartet set for fall modules
A one-credit course, Modules
with Professional Associates (41-
391), will be offered either for
credit or audit during the fall
semester.
Orientation will be held on Sept.
17.
Following are descriptions of the
modules:
• Sept. 24 and Oct. 1: "A Small
Business Experience: Creative
Education Associates," presented
by Carol Piggins, director of Creative
Education Associates, and Kay
Crimnungs Nordeen, its associate
director.
• Oct. 8 and 15: "Political Communication:
Problems and Opportunities,"
presented by Peter Jansson,
a lawyer in private practice.
• Oct. 22 and 29: "Best Foot
Forward," presented by Serge
Logan, director of Corporate Social
Responsibility for S.C. Johnson &
Sons, Inc. (manufacturers of Johnson's
Wax and other products) and
James May, Corporate Public Relations
Manager for the company.
• Nov. 5 and 12: "A Day at an
Ad Agency," by Richard Palmquist,
president of Palmquist Creative
Services, Inc.
In addition to the modules, a
project meeting and project presentation
will be held on Nov. 29 and
Dec. 10. These final sessions are
mandatory for gaining credit.
Students may choose three of the
- four modules. Upon completion of
the modules, a presentation, either
written or oral, is due in order to
receive credit for the class.
"It's not a research paper," said
Judy Logsdon Pugh, Coordinator of
the Professional Associates Program.
"Rather, it's a free-thinking
paper that allows students to explore
new ideas.
"The point of the Professional
Associates Program is to bring the
academic and business world together,"
concluded Pugh.
Nobody asked
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assertiveness and independence
about them. In "Bye, Bye Baby"
she sings "I ain't got to wait on
you/I've got lots of things I gotta
do." In "Move Over" she says,
"You say that it's over baby/You
say that it's over now/But still you
hang around/C'mon, why don't you
move over?"
Contrast the tone and meaning of
those lyrics to Lauper's "Girls just
want to have fun," and especially
Madonna's "Material Girl" in
which she proudly sings "The boy
with the cold, hard cash is always
Mr. Right." One starts to get the
feeling that the shallowness and
frivolousness are not accidents, but
rather marketing tools to sell records
and videos. Unfortunately, I
think it's having a negative effect
on the generation growing up with
this music.
The cause of the women's movement
has probably been set back a
few steps with the emergence of
"new women" in music. It's very
difficult to eradicate sexism, insensitivity
and insincerity in this society
of major cultural influences insist
on perpetuating and exploiting
women to make a buck. After musical
pioneers like Turner, Slick and
Joplin broke new ground twenty
years ago, why are we regressing to
a Connie Frances kind of female
singer? Whatever the answer, Joplin
is probably lucky not to be
around to listen to the drivel produced
today. Nevertheless, I wish
she still was.
UW-O displays atomic bomb
The Atomic Bomb has been on
display all week at UW-Oshkosh,
the first time the bomb has ever
been publicly displayed, as part of
Nuclear Awareness Week at the
school, sponsored by the UW-Oshkosh
Student Association. Friday,
April 19, marks the conclusion of
the event and special events for the
day include:
• 12:30-2:30 p.m. — "Second
Childhood Band"
• 3 p.m. — Chancellor Penson
will give an introductory speech
• 3:15 — Address by Don Schwartz,
UW-0 graduate and now assistant
to a senator in charge of the
Joint Economic Committee
• 4 p.m. — Ad dress by Dr. Jeff
Peterson, president of the Wisconsin
Chapter of Physicians for Social
Responsibility
• 4:45 p.m. — G len Silver, producer/
director of the Academy
Award-nominated films "The War
at Home, "Nicaragua Today" and
El Salvador: Another Vietnam"
• 5:30 p.m. — "Fire and Ice"
band.
These events will be held at Shapiro
Park, on the Fox River. All are
encouraged to attend.
Chamber Singers perform Sunday
The Parkside Chamber Singers,
directed by music professor Steven
Powell and assisted by selected
members of the Parkside Orchestra,
will perform a concert at Grace
Lutheran Church, 2006 2 0th St., Kenosha
at 3 p.m. on Sunday, April
21.
Tickets, available at the door, are
$1 for all students, senior citizens
and Parkside faculty and staff, $2
for others.
In observance of the 300th anniversary
of the birth of J.S. Bach,
the cornerstone of the program will
be a performance of B ach's Cantata
No. 140 "Wachet Auf (Sleepers
Awake)," one of his most famous
cantatas. The 30-minute work, written
in 1731, contains one of Bach's
most well-known melodies, in the
violins of the fourth movement,
and two lovely duets to go with the
beautiful choral movements.
The program will also include a
capella choral works by Brahms
and Haydn and some Renaissance
madrigals.
The 10-member Parkside Chamber
Singers is a select group that
performs frequently throughout
southeastern Wisconsin.
Haberman wins scholarship
The Parkside Association of
Communicators announced that
Natalie P. Haberman has been
awarded the PAC Scholarship for
Spring 1985.
The PAC scholarship was established
as a way of recognizing
Communication majors who have
made extraordinary and valuable
contributions to the Communication
program, PAC and the university
as a whole. Winners must demonstrate
excellence both within the
classroom and in extracurricular activities.
PAC feels that Haberman
has done both. Some of her specific
accomplishments include: secretary
of PAC, member of the International
Association of Business Communicators,
Homecoming Queen
for 1984-85, participant in the
Women in Communication Program
and staff writer for the
Ranger. In addition to these accomplishments,
PAC feels Haberman
has been a vital and active force in
planning and coordinating PAC activities
which have benefited many
different constituencies within the
Parkside community. PAC is proud
to have this opportunity to recognize
her achievements in this way.
Vopat to read from her novel
Carol Vopat, associate professor
of English, will read from her novel
in progress, "The Cookie Stories,"
Monday, April 29 at 1 p.m. in CA
233. Refreshments will be served.
Everyone is invited.
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religious doctrines.
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predigested faith? If so. our
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hundreds of years this vttal denomination
has been encouraging
individuals to question and to
grow.
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is:
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(Unitarian Universalis!)
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Students maced in Madison
UW-Madison campus police maced student CIA recruitment protestors
on April 10 when the crowd attempted to cross a police line
barring them from the interview location.
The Daily Cardinal reported that about 200 students attended the
protest at the Engineering Building where 13 students were interviewed
for CIA jobs.
At least three campus police officers sprayed mace at the crowd in
an attempt to disperse the protest. Although campus regulations prohibit
campus police from spraying mace above shoulder level, several
students were injured do to having the irritant sprayed directly in
their faces. Madison campus police have not used mace to control a
demonstration since April 10, 1981, exactly five years from the recent
incident.
The Madison University Committee has agreed to listen to student
concerns about CIA recruitment on Monday, April 22.
IRS computer system problem
The Internal Revenue Service may have trouble getting tax'refunds
out before May. 30, when the government has to pay 13 percent interest
on all unpaid refunds, the New York Times reported.
The delays are mostly being caused by problems with the agency's
new computer system, which was just installed. IRS officials say that
according to an internal survey taken two weeks ago, the agency was
8 million returns behind.
IRS Commissioner Roscoe L. Egger said the agency had "neither
the experts nor the resources" to keep the agency's 20-year-old computer
running while the new system was being tested. Also, the
agency and Sperry, Inc., which manufactured the computers, did not
run a full series of tests on the new system.
Support in Nam questionable
One-third of adult Americans questioned in an ABC News-Washington
Post news poll did not know which side the United States supported
in the Vietnam War, and more than half did not know what
the war was about, Associated Press reported.
Twelve percent of the 1,506 adults surveyed said incorrectly that
the U.S. backed North Vietnam, and 21 percent answered that they
didn't know which side the U.S. backed.
In a companion poll of 1,249 Vietnam-era veterans, 61 percent responded
that they had a clear idea of what the war was all about,
while 37 percent said they did not know clearly what the war was
about.
When asked if American troops fought in a worthwhile war, 57 percent
of the veterans said yes, compared to 41 percent in the other
poll, while 37 percent of the veterans said the war was not worthwhile,
compared to 55 percent in the general poll who concurred.
COMPUTER
SYSTEMS:
If you're a computer science major, you'll
want to be part of today's Air Force. We
currently have openings in the Computer
Systems areas for graduating seniors with a
computer science or related degree. Talk to
your Air Force recruiter about the advantages
of being an Air Force officer.
FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL:
Capt. Bob Howald
Toll Free 1-800-242-USAF
On the leading edge of technology
Student art show brings out winners
A juried show of works by Parkside
art students featuring an impressive
diversity of media including
painting, sculpture, print-making,
ceramics, drawing and weaving
is on display in the Communication
Arts Gallery through Thursday,
May 2.
Gallery hours are from 1 to 6
p.m. Monday through Thursday; in
addition, the gallery is open from 7
to 10 p.m. on Tuesday and Thursday.
Admission is free and open to
the public.
The exhibition includes 88 works
selected from 180 entries by juror
Nancy Hild, of Paste-Up, Etc., a
commercial production art studio
in Chicago. Hild, who holds an
MFA degree from Indiana University
in Bloomington, said that the
Parkside show is "...outstanding.
The range of media and the enormous
talent demonstrated really is
exceptional."
Hild's main criterion for judging
was the degree to which artists
demonstrated strong aesthetic concepts
and the success they had in
articulating them. "I was looking
for good ideas," she said. "And I
found them. I had some tough choices
to make."
The show is sponsored by a student
club, the Art Addicts, and by
Parkside's art discipline. It includes
three cash awards and two honorable
mentions as well as a Parkside
library purchase award.
The first prize, of $50, was awarded
to Lee Ann Basterash of Racine
for a large oil painting titled
"Subliminal Preference." The work
is something of a modernized still
\SW^SElN
life, featuring flowing forms, lines
and shapes of, for example, a desk
lamp, a pocket calculator and a pair
of scissors.
The colors are striking, almost
neon in intensity, with reds, blues
and greens dominating. Basterash
created the painting under the
supervision of Parkside art professor
Dennis Bayuzick.
"Bessy Takes a Vacation," a penand-
ink drawing by Susan Miller of
Racine, was selected for both the
$150 li brary purchase award and a
$25 cash award. The drawing shows
a beach scene on the French Riviera
dominated by a sea of umbrellas,
with people lounging in lawn
chairs. Nestled improbably among
all this is a woman sitting on a stool
and milking a cow (presumably the
"Bessy" of the title). The bovine's
rump is turned toward the viewer.
The introduction of the milking
scene into a beach milieu produces
a humorous and whimsical sense of
incongruity. Miller created the
drawing under the supervision of
Parkside art professor David
Holmes.
A Trio of Superb Musicians
Present
FIRST CLASS FOLK
Friday, April 26,1985 8:00 p.m.
The Prairie Performing Arts Center
4050 Lighthouse Drive Racine,WI 53402
DALGLISH, LARSEN AND SUTHERLAND —
have garnered widespread and enthusiastic
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"Perched," by Ken Kangas of Kenosha,
was the other $25 cash
award winner. (Last year Kangas
won the first prize cash award.)
The print shows a large parrot
perched next to a window in a living
room. The bird casts a wary eye
on the viewer. Kangas makes skillful
use of contrasts between light
and dark, and between geometric
and fluid shapes.
He was supervised in the crea-
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Best of Show
tion of his print by Parkside art
professor Douglas DeVinny.
Winners of honorable mentions
were a large acrylic painting titled
"This Little Piggy," by William
Greider of Racine, and an untitled
ceramic sculpture by Michael Taylor
of Kenosha.
Greider's work is a startling
blend of whimsy and peril. The
painting shows an infant lying in
bed next to its sleeping mother.
The baby is smiling and wriggling
happily, oblivious to a pack of
mean-looking pigs clustered around
the bed, their long snouts and
beady eyes in some cases only inches
from the baby's head. In the
context of the painting, the pigs are
merely images on wallpaper. But
the threat seems real enough.
Greider made the painting under
Holmes' supervision.
Taylor's serene ceramic sculpture
boasts a variety of exquisite
textures and colors. The refined,
spherical piece has a smooth base
and becomes progressively roughtextured
toward the top. Colors include
black, aquamarine and purple.
Taylor created the work under
the guidance of Parkside art lecturer
Alex Mandli.
All the entries in the show were
created by Parkside students under
the supervision of art faculty Rollin
Jansky, John Murphy, DeVinny,
Holmes, Bayuzick and Mandli.
Artists entered and their media
include:
Ken Kangas (intaglio), Jane Soderquist
(polyester resin), Joyce Ohlgart (print, colorgraph),
Carmen Acosta (lithograph, grapmte),
Gabriela Pettit (mixed media), Ann Kestell (lithograph,
intaglio), Steve Sadowski (intaglio),
Kathy Trentadue (acrylic), Laura Ambrose
(stoneware), Anita Lura (clay), Marilyn Weschenefski
(welded steel, porcelain), Jo Ann-Marie
Blasi (intaglio, felt pen), Jennifer Gourdoux (dry
point), Shawn Falduto (prismacolor), Brenda Buchanan
(fiber), Susan Schimian (intaglio, watercolor,
raku), Gary Weidner (lithograph, intaglio,
welded steel), Sendee Houghton-Gardinier (lithograph),
Colleen Tobin (lithograph), Lee Basterash
(oil), Carol Bohn (oil, prismacolor). Barb Beck
(intaglio), Gregory L. Carson (ceramics). Scott
Ludwig (prismacolor, raku stoneware), Sue Pasch
(pencil, oil), Rita Turner (ceramic, sawdust fired
ceramic), Susan M. Miller (pen and ink, intaglio),
Diane Caron (raku), Tami Bowman (pencil), Sue
Nelson (clay slabs, clay,), Kathy Rider, (painted
warp/weft lkat, earthenware), Terri Aaen (raku
clay, stoneware). Amy Bernett (pit fired), Michael
Taylor (stoneware), Dave Landre (clay),
Rachel Klees (clay). Laura Bates iraku clay),
Alice Johnson (pencil), Dan McKelvie (acrylic,
oil), Christopher Dorf (intaglio), Michael Nitsch
(lithograph), Stephen J. Vasy (steel, marble),
Joyce Kiesling (intaglio, monoprint. lithograph),
Tracy Travis (clay), Christine Sibilsky (pencil).
Sarah Kotz-Andersen (pen and ink, pencil), John
Zehren (encaustic), Karin Welke (acrylic, lithograph),
William J. Greider (acrylic, lithograph),
Dan Thomas (clay), Donald O'Hare (ceramic),
Richard P. Kruse (acrylic), Eva J. Solarez (clay)
and L. Pete Koilman (acrylic).
Award Recipient
Armenian genocide explored in
presentation by Dr. Guroian
Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College
in Baltimore, Maryland, will
give a free public talk on the Armenian
genocide at 1 p.m. on Wednesday,
April 24, in Union Room 106 at
Parkside.
Guroian's presentation, titled.
"Collective Responsibility and Official
Excuse-Making: The Case of
the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians,"
is being organized by Parkside
librarian Nazaly Bagdassian
and history professor John Buenker.
Guroian, whose visit here coincides
with the 70th anniversary of the
Armenian genocide, which began in
1915, also will speak that evening at
the St. Mesrob Armenian Apostolic
Church, 4605 Erie St., Racine.
There will be a display on the
genocide in the Parkside library
from April 17 through April 30.
Bagdassian said that between
1915 and 1923 some 1.5 million Armenians
in Ottoman Turkey were
slaughtered on orders of the Turkish
government. Hundreds of thousands
survived the massacre and
w e r e t r a n s p l a n t e d a r o u n d t n e
world. The Turkish government to
this day refuses to acknowledge
that the massacre ever occurred,
she said.
In conjunction with the 70th anniversary
of the genocide, there
will be rallies in cities around the
world. One will be held in Washington,
D.C. and will be attended by
genocide survivors, their families
and other persons of Armenian descent.
It will feature exhibits, seminars
and cultural events among
other activities.
The Armenian National Committee,
headquartered in Washington,
is strongly advocating the passage
of a resolution, co-sponsored by
Rep. Les Aspin (D-Wis.) that would
make April 24 a "National Day of
Remembrance of Man's Inhumanity
to Man" with reference to the
1915 Armenian genocide, Bagdassian.
Dr. Guroian presented a paper
and was a participant at the International
Conference on the Holocaust
and Genocide, in Tel Aviv, Israel,
in 1982.
RANGER 5 Thursday, April 18,1985
Student Awards Banquet
up and coming April 26
by Julie Pendleton
Parkside will holds its sixth annual
Student Awards Banquet on
Friday, April 26.
The agenda for the evening will
include cocktails at 5:30, dinner at
6:15, the awards ceremony from 7:
30 to 9:30 and ending the evening, a
PAB-sponsored dance in Union
Square, free of charge.
A 15-minute slide presentation
will open the awards ceremony.
Then Peer Support, Parkside Activities
Board, Student Organizations
Council, Parkside Student
Government Assocation, Ranger
and the All-Campus Events Committee
will present various awards
to outstanding members of their
clubs.
In addition to international organizational
awards, two prestigious
awards are presented. The first is
the Outstanding Advisor Award.
Any faculty or staff member involved
in a student organization
may be nominated. Criteria include
any singular achievement and/or
extraordinary service in advising a
student organiztion. Such distinguished
service can be one significant
activity or a pattern of exemplary
service over the years. The
deadline for nominations is 4 p.m.
Monday, April 22.
The second award to be presented
is the Distinguished Student
Award. Any student currently enrolled
at Parkside who is a member
WARE scholarships
The Women Associated with
Real Estate (WARE) is offering
two $300 scholarships. Anyone pursuing
a business related education
is eligible to apply. The scholarships
will be awarded on a competitive
basis with the criteria for
Post Nasal Strip
evaluating applicants being scholastic
achievement, financial need,
leadership potential and motivation.
Application forms are available
from Mineva Reichenstein,
Moln. 344. The application deadline
is April 30.
Ranger is now accepting applicants for
Editor
for the 1985-86 academic year
Requirement: UW-Parkside student in go od standing, carrying at least 6
credits per semester and 2.0 cumulative GPA.
Qualifications: Previous editorial experience preferred, as is knowledge
of UW-Parkside organization and activities.
This is a paid position.
Application deadline is April 19, 1985
Ranger is looking for applicants for other positions:
SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS,
ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS.
JOIN RANGER NOW
Club Events
of at least one recognized organization
may be nominated. Nominees
must carry at least six credits and
have a minimum 2.0 grade point
average. Criteria include any distinguished
service or achievement that
benefits the student organization or
Parkside as a whole. It is a service
that exceeds the normal duties of
any position held. The distinguished
service may be one significant
activity or a pattern of exemplary
service over the years. The deadline
for these nominations is 4 p.m.
Wednesday, April 24.
Any supporting documents or
tangible evidence of outstanding or
distinguished behavior for either
award should be submitted with
the nomination forms in the Student
Activities Office.
Nomination forms and tickets
are now available at the Union Information
Desk, the Information
kiosk in lower Main Place and in
the Student Activities Office.
Tickets will be on sale through
Wednesday, April 24. Price is $8.30
per person.
by Paul Berge
Hispanic Club
Schedule of Events:
• Monday, April 29, Lecture on
Hispanics in Education, 12-2 p.m.,
Moln. 107.
• Tuesday, April 30, Movie: "Insurgent
Mexico, time and location
to be announced.
• Wednesday, May 1, Lecture/slide
presentation on Mexican Art by
Jose Gonzales, 1-2 p.m., Greenquist
101.
• Friday, May 3, Mexican Folklore
Dance Troupe, 7-8 p.m. Union
Square. Dance featuring Villa Fuerte
8 p.m.-l a.m. Union Square.
Peer Support
Peer Support is having an election
of officers on April 24 at 1 p.m.
in the PSO office, WLLC D139F.
All interested students are requested
to be present.
Peer Support will be holding an
open house/campus tour for new
incoming students on Thursday,
April 25 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro 111.
Information on the university's academic
programs, as well as cultural
and social activities, will be presented.
Members of the faculty and
staff, as well as other student
groups, will be on hand to answer
questions.
Peer Support also sponsors two
scholarships each year. The PSO
Scholarship of $100 is awarded each
fall, and the Connie Cummings $100
scholarship is awarded each spring
semester. Scholarship applications
and information are available in the
PSO Office WLLC D139F and in the
CSS Office, WLLC D175. For more
information, call 553-2706.
IVCF
Join us Wednesday for a topic
and discussion of "Built Up In
Christ," on Wednesday, April 24 at
1 p.m. All Christians and non-Christians
are encouraged to come for
stimulating talks. You will find us'
in Moln. 107. Intervarsity Christian
Fellowship welcomes everyone.
Geology Club
Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of
Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee,
will present a colloquium
at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 19 in
Greenquist 113, entitled "Modern
Marine Sedimentological Techniques
Applied to a Lacustrine Environment."
The application of
these techniques will be focused on
the recent work on the Milwaukee
Harbor. The talk is free and open
to the public.
Dr. Sam Huffman, Department
of Geology, UW-River Falls, will Present a colloquium entitled "Oil
'otential of the Mid-Continentj
Rift, Northern Wisconsin" on Wednesday,
April 24 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist
113. The mid-continent rift is,
a basinal structure that formed 1000
million years ago and extends from
the Keweenaw Peninsula of upper
Michigan into central Kansas. This
structural basin was filled with
sediments, and if those sediments
contained organic matter, could
yield oil and/or natural gas. Northwestern
Wisconsin is currently a
target for oil companies who are attempting
to acquire drilling rights
from local property owners (for
royalties on any petroleum found).
This basin is similar in origin,
though much older, than many current
oil-producing areas around the
world.
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6 Thursday, April 18,1985 RANGER
Peace Corps volunteer returns
by Bob Kiesling
Community News Editor
Mary Jane Kortendick, a nursing
graduate of St. Luke's Hospital in
Racine, feels her stay in Guatemala
had its advantages and disadvantages,
but mostly advantages. Kortendick
returned recently from a
three-year stint with the Peace
Corps in Guatemala.
Kortendick often had to act as a
physician, simply because there
was no one else. She made diagnoses,
treated patients and prescribed
drugs, which nurses in the
U.S. simply do not do. She had to
get used to the role, since nurses in
this country take their orders from
doctors.
She found that she had to get
used to the country as well. "I was
in shock," Kortendick said of her
first night there. She stayed in a
small house with a family of 13. "It
was a real surprise, to say the
least."
Once she got over the shock,
which involved outhouses with no
doors and chickens in the bedroom,
she began adjusting to the country
and the people.
"They are simple, and I don't
mean simple-minded," she said.
"Guatemalans have more basic life
styles and are warmer than we
are."
The Guatemalans also had trouble
adjusting to her, she said. "I
was the only blonde many of them
had seen in their lives," she said.
She also couldn't speak Spanish.
But after about three months of
language and cultural training,
which all Peace Corps volunteers
get, she got to know people in San
Antonio La Paz, the town of about
3,500 where she stayed.
Kortendick often found herself in
charge of the town's clinic, since
the doctor there would often be
away. She had a staff of several
workers, who were the equivalent
of LPN's in the U.S.
After she began working there,
which included a six kilometer walk
to a health outpost three days a
week and giving health care lectures,
she found that she began to
become part of the community.
People called her "Seno," short for
senorita, when they greeted her on
the street.
Kortendick says the pace of life
there is much slower than here,
with no TV and very few radios.
Latin Americans, she said, have a
much more relaxed attitude toward
time than do North Americans.
"In Latin America, there's always
tomorrow," she said.
She said her stay in Latin America
changed her own attitude toward
nursing and her expectation of
what she wants in her career.
"I want to be more independent,
she said, "and I want to deal with
Spanish-speaking people if possible."
Even tnough Kortendick says sne
was "more idealistic than realistic"
when she joined the Peace Corps,
she has few regrets about her stay
in Guatemala.
"I might have regretted it once
or twice, but I'll never regret it
again," she said. "It's probably the
best thing I've done so far."
Peer Support open house
and campus tour set
An open house and campus tour
for incoming Parkside students age
23 and older will be held Thursday,
April 25, at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Hall
Room 111.
The event, sponsored by Peer
Support, one of five major student
organizations at Parkside, will include
information on the university's
academic programs as well as
its cultural and social activities.
Parkside faculty and staff, and representatives
of other student
groups, will be on hand to answer
questions.
In addition, applications are
being accepted for a $100 Peer Support
scholarship for the fall semester.
Application forms and further
information can be obtained in the
Peer Support Office, Room D139F
in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center,
or by calling 553-2705.
A week at the Park
Accent on Women this weekend
EVENTS
Thursday, April 18
FILM: "The Hangman" with comments
about the holocaust by Chancellor
Guskin and Rabbi Marc
Gruber at 12 noon in Union 104.
The program is free and open to
the public.
TALK: "Nigeria: In Search of An
Acceptable Solution" by Prof. Victor
Ororunsola of Iowa State University
at 3:30 p.m. in Union 106.
The talk is free and open to the
public.
COURSE: "It's Back to Booze"
starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call
ACADEMIC ADVISING
'85
FALL SEMESTER
Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking
a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic
adviser prior to registration for FALL SEMESTER. A
certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is
required for registration.
FALL SEMESTER course schedules are now available,
April 9-22 has been designated as an academic advising
period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you.
Advising will not be available in the registration area.
CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT
If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of
Faculty
348 Wyllie Library-Learning Center
553-2368
NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at
UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement.
ext. 2312 fo r details. Sponsored by
UW-Extension.
MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be
shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union
Cinema. The movie is rated R and
runs 184 minutes. Admission at the
door is $1 for a Parkside student
and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by
PAB.
COURSE: "Crises of Conscience:
Present Moral Problems" starts at
7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored
by UW-Extension.
Friday, April 19
SPEAKER: Dr. Larry Boyer, Department
of Geology and Geophysics,
UW-Milwaukee, will present a
slide illustrated talk on the use of
modern marine investigative instruments
in a lacustrine environment
at 1 p.m. in Grn. 113. The lecture is
f"F00
COLLOQUIUM: "Computers and
Composition" by William Wresch
of UW-Stevens Point at 1 p.m. in
CA 233. The talk is open to the public
at no charge.
MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated
at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30
p.m. in the Union Cinema.
CONFERENCE: "Accent on
Women" starts at 7 p.m. in Main
Place. Call ext. 2496 for information.
PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer"
starts at 8p.m. in the Communication
Arts Theater. Tickets are available
at the Union Information Center
and the Fine Arts Division Office.
Saturday, April 20
CONFERENCE: "Accent on
Women" continues today with various
workshops and seminars pertaining
to women.
PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer"
will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the
Communication Arts Theater. Tickets
will be available at the door.
Sunday, April 21
CONCERT: At 3 p.m. in the Union
Cinema featuring the Parkside
Swing Choir. Admission at the door
is $1 for Parkside students and senior
citizens and $2 f or others.
MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated
at 7:30 p.m. in the Union
Cinema.
Monday, April 22
ROUND TABLE: "The U S SR
Revisted" by Prof. Ken Hoover at
12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The
event is free and open to the public.
WORKSHOP: :"Job Search Skills"
at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are
welcome
WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation"
at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174.
All are welcome.
Tuesday, April 23
WORKSHOP: "Job Search Skills"
will be repeated at 5:30 p.m. in
WLLC D174. All are welcome.
Wednesday, April 24
SPEAKER: Dr. Sam Hufman, Department
of Geology, UW-River
Falls, will present a lecture "Oil
Potential of the Mid-continent Rift
in Northwestern Wisconsin." The
lecture is free and will be held in
Grn. 113 at 1 p.m.
COFFEESHOP: featuring Sally
Fingerett from 12 noon to 2 p.m.
and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the
Union Bazaar Area. Come, join the
fun! Sponsored by PAB.
LECTURE: "Collective Responsibility
and Official Excuse-Making:
The Case of the Turkish Genocide
of the Armenians" by Dr. Vigen
Guroian of Loyola College, Baltimore,
at 1 p.m. in Union 106. The
lecture is open to the public at no
charge.
LECTURE: "War and Ethos" by
Prof. John Longeway at 1 p.m. in
Moln D107. The lecture is free and
open to the public.
WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation"
starts at 1 p.m. in WLLC
D174. All are welcome.
LECTURE: "Philosophy and Literary
Interpretations: Three Ways of
Looking at Wallace Stevens' 'Thirteen
Ways of Looking at a Blackbird'
" at 3:30 p.m. in CA 223. The
event is free and open to the public.
CONFERENCE: "Working Moms"
starts at 6 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for information.
Sponsored by UW-Extension.
Workshop discounts
available for students
Discounts for all Business Outreach
and Small Business Development
Center seminars, workshops
and conferences are now available
to the Parkside community. Full or
part time employees receive a 25
percent discount, alumni receive a
25 percent discount and students
receive a 50 percent discount.
RANGER
Woodstock • • • • •
7 Thursday, April 18,1985
Film presentation celebrates a past decade
We were so close,
There was no room,
We bled inside
Each other's wounds.
We all had caught
The same disease -
We all sang
The songs of peace.
—Melanie Safka
This week's PAB film, "Woodstock,"
is the 1970 Oscar winner for
best documentary.
"Woodstock" is more than just
the documentary of a 1969 gala concert.
It is the definitive statement
of the sixties, the culmination of
that era's youth's feelings about
love, hate, war, peace, black and
white.
Anti-hippie idealists will argue
that the film is dated, and many
important performers (Janis Joplin,
Creedence Clearwater Revival, The
Band) are not in the film, while
some minor ones (It's a Beautiful
Day, Sha Na Na) are. But that
doesn't take away from the power
of Joan Baez's rendition of "Joe
Hill" or Arlo Guthrie's seriocomic
ode to dope smuggling, "City of
Getting back to the garden
New Orleans." Jimi Hendrix makes^
the definitive statement of sixties
youth patriotism with his rendition
of "The Star Spangled Banner,"
and Country Joe McDonald's infamous
"Fish Cheer" sums up Vietnam
in four handy letters.
There is more than a touch of
melancholy in the experience of
viewing this film more than fifteen
years after a fact. We have come
full circle, the deadening effect of
Reaganism presently abroad in this
country making the overall effect of
"Woodstock" more than a little
sad. Joan Baez dedicating "Drug
Store Truck Driving Man" to Reagan
(who was then only governor)
is almost frightening now that the
same man is running the country.
"Woodstock' is also a sad signpost
for the seventies. It was the
last true expression of a mass
love/friendship experience where
race, creed, color, religion, status,
et al, didn't matter.
The film captures much of the
excitement and emotion that was
"Woodstock." Unlike, say "Hair"
(which was what the squares all
thought the sixties were all about),
"Woodstock" reveals the true
meaning behind the rebellion in
rock music and in youth. They rebelled
against authority and questioned
it because they were against
society's barriers. They were
against racial prejudice, rash judgments
of one's fellow man, war,
violence and the feeling that touching
was sexually derived and nothing
less.
Maybe we need another "Woodstock"
today, but the ugly truth is
that it wouldn't draw the 500,000
that this event drew. Not enough
people care anymore. Don't miss
the film.
Parkside student recalls attending Woodstock
by Jim Neibaur
Feature Editor
Jenny Carr was 19 when she
hitchhiked with her then-husband
and friends to Max Yasgur's farm
in New York to attend what she believed
would be tantamount to today's
King Richard's Faire. She attended
the real Woodstock, a concert-
made documentary of which
will be shown on campus this week.
"It was advertised on the radio
like King Richard's Faire," she
said. "It was going to be a weekend
of rock and roll, no big deal.
"My husband at the time was a
Bob Dylan freak and Dylan had
been making surprise appearances
whenever The Band performed.
The Band was to be appearing at
Woodstock, so that's why we went.
"The radio ads stated that it was
going to be a farm, that there were
going to be lots of meadows, that
tents were going to be set up and
that between acts you could walk
around and talk to the musicians.
"We didn't drive. We hitchhiked,
took the bus, hitchhiked some
more. On the bus it was like a
brotherhood. We were all going to
the same place, everybody was
dressed the same, and everyone
knew we were all going together to
this 'happening.' "
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Jenny continued, "As we got
closer, there were as many people
coming back as were going in. We
thought we had missed it, but when
we asked the people coming back,
they said it was just too crowded."
"People who owned houses in the
area set up Kool Aid and water
stands, giving us free Kool Aid and
water. It was a really hot, humid
day," she said.
"We got in and found ourselves a
spot on a hill right in front of the
stage. Bands played, it rained and
they stopped a while, then began
playing again. There was lots of
food, dope and wine, everybody
sharing with each other. And there
were no hassles. At one point we
just wanted to get a little closer to
the stage, so we just walked right
up there. It was like Moses parting
the Red Sea. Rather than hassle us
about getting in the way, people
just moved aside and let us by. In
the morning Grace Slick came out
and started giving out bread.
Everyone was really comfortable.
It was nice."
Jenny described the event as
magical, stating that one would fall
asleep hearing a band like Creedence
Clearwater Revival playing
live, wake up and find Jefferson
Airplane performing on stage. The
mood was one of love and peace,
never knew anyone who was killed
in Vietnam, but I still cry for everyone
who ever was; I don't have to
know them personally. Today people
don't want a nuclear war. Neither
do I, but it's because I don't
want to get killed and I don't want
YOU to get killed. So many people
are worried only about themselves.
They're a product of the seventies
"Me Decade."
Jenny continued, "The drummer
in Def Leppard lost his arm. That's
going to change his life, it's tragic!
But the attitude is 'So what?' There
are a million more like him. My
generation followed the belief that
everyone was unique. Everyone
had something to offer. We didn't
think 'So what?' when it didn't happen
to affect us personally."
In recalling the "me decade,"
Jenny said, "Martin Luther King
was killed, then Bobby Kennedy,
then Nixon was elected, then we
had Woodstock. Nixon soon pulledi
down his pants in front of the
whole country. Finally America
said, 'Well, who can you trust? I
trust me. Me, me, me!' And that's
the way it is."
Jenny Carr
not sex and drugs.
"Whenever I mention I was at
Woodstock, people always ask
about the drugs and the nudity. The
only nudity we saw were some
people bathing."
Woodstock was characterized by
no pretension and a lot of caring.
Jenny attempted to explain the caring
of her generation.
"The Vietnam war had a lot to
do with our concept of caring. I
Fingerett a talented stylist
Sally Fingerett, whose talents
have graced many festivals and concerts,
is to appear at the next Coffeehouse
presentation on Wednesday,
April 24 in the Union Bazaar
from noon until 2 p.m. and again
from 6 to 8 p.m.
Playboy Magazine called her
album "a fine debut album." Red
Skelton called her musical salute to
him, "The Redman," "heartfelt
warmth." Northern Essex Community
College in Massachusetts referred
to her as "exciting and energetic."
Sally Fingerett was nominated
"Coffeehouse Performer of 1984"
by the National Association of Campus
Activities. Her country-cumfolk
musical style has been compared
to Jimmy Buffett, Harry Chapin
and Joni Mitchell.
As with all Coffeehouse performers,
Sally's performance is free,
with free popcorn served. Being the
last Coffeehouse presentation of the
year, Sally Fingerett should serve
as a very effective culmination of
an excellent year of free entertainment.
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8 Thursday, April 18,19$S RANGER
The Tubes in concert
Fee Waybill spills guts about rock and roll
by Rick Luehr
Asst. Feature Editor
Last Friday, April 12, the Tubes
and Utopia invaded the Riverside
Theater in Milwaukee with their
unique brands of music and spectacle.
After a 45-minute delay due to
technical problems, Utopia (Todd
Rundgren, Kasim Sultan, Roger
Powell and Willie Wilcox) took the
stage with a very entertaining one
hour set. The group's characteristic
blend of close vocal harmonies and
superb musicianship proved to be a
great crowd pleaser, and showed
that they are one of the most unfairly
underrated bands in music
today.
Then it was time for The Tubes.
A black curtain parted to reveal an
immense set featuring a long central
staircase and movable platforms
for the keyboards and drums.
The Tubes (Fee Waybill, Bill
Spooner, Michael Cotton, Vince
Welnick, Rick Anderson, Prairie
Prince and Roger Steen) had the
audience on its feet for most of the
one and one-half hour show.
The show was filled with the
elaborate theatricality that has become
the group's trademark. Costumed
characters and scantily-clad
dancers came and went as the
group presented songs from their
new album "Love Bomb," as well
as old favorites like "Mondo Bondage"
and "White Punks On Dope."
The group also utilized a video
screen to provide a film lead-in to
The Tubes in concert at the Riverside
Photos by Robb Luehr
the production number "Wild
Women of Wongo" and a brief
"commercial" for their new album.
The highlight of the show was the
appearance of Waybill's most famous
character, Quay Lewd.
Descending the central staircase in
pseudo-Victorian garb and wearing
two-foot high platform shoes, Waybill
launched into the most entertaining
portion of the program, a
medley consisting of "White Punks
on Dope," "Mondo Bondage" and
the Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing
There," in which Waybill chased
most of the performers on the stage
with a chainsaw.
The elaborate stage shows have
become a trademark for the Tubes,
and Waybill says they change frequently
to keep the shows fresh.
"We do a new show every album,"
Waybill said. "When we do a new
tour, we do a new show. We used
to do way too many 'show' numbers.
It used to be nothing but
show segments through the whole
concert, and nobody got the music
— it never sunk in. It was just too
much overload. So we learned to do
straight performance sections as
well as the show sections, and we
try to blend them together so you
get the full benefit of both the
music and the visual. It's a fine
line. We've gone both ways. We've
done way too much show, and then
we've gone to the other extreme in
reaction and done too much
straight performance stuff. Now
we've sort of come back to a balance,
a kind of harmony."
Waybill went on to explain that
the shows are not only changed between
tours, but often change goes
on during a tour. "We find out as
we go along that some things don t
really work, and some things work
so well that we want to put them
farther back in the show to save for
a big finish. It just depends. We've
had disastrous failures, numbers
we've only performed two or three
times because the routine was so
esoteric or so completely unfocused
that nobody knew what the hell
was going on. We've had classics
like that we've never done again.
There may be one or two of these
in this show for all I know, but you
can never tell."
Waybill said the reason the
Tubes and Utopia decided to torntogether
is that the audience for
both groups is similar. "Somehow
the fans of Todd's and Tubes fans
are a lot alike, in that they aren't in
the 'stream.' Probably not Prince
fans. We're kind of an alternative
to popular listening. We don't get
played much on the radio, and God
knows they hardly ever play Todd
on the radio. So it's sort of a n alternative
for people who don't want to
listen to Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or
Prince."
Unlike most bands today, The
Tubes are not interested in saturating
the market with music videos.
"We purposely don't do a lot of videos,"
Waybill explained, "because
I think the whole video scene has
gone down the toilet. People see so
many videos of a band that the
whole mystique of live performance
is lost. So our not doing many
videos helps to keep our live performances
more mysterious and
there's more curiosity about what
we might do live. I think that's why
we've managed to stay together all
these years. We can still garner that
curiosity out of people."
The members of the Tubes were
Fee Waybill
raised in Phoenix, but moved to
California when they wanted to get
into the music business. They
ended up in San Francisco, home to
other diverse artists such as Greg
Kihn, The Grateful Dead and Jefferson
Airplane/Starship. Waybill
said he thinks it is the environment
and atmosphere that seem to draw
these performers to San Francisco.
"It takes a different kind of person
to live in San Francisco. A lot of
great music comes from L.A., but
San Francisco is a little more esoteric.
It's a melting pot — there
aren't a lot of natives there.
"People like us were saying,
'Let's get into the music business.
We gotta go to L.A.' And we went
to L.A. and realized there's no fucking
way to live in that city. It's disgusting.
So we went up to San
Francisco, because it's just up the
road. It's clean, there's no pollution
and it's a very liberal culture. And
basically, you can get away with
murder there."
PAB sponsors Kentucky Derby trip
The Parkside Activies Board
(PAB) is sponsoring a trip to the
Kentucky Derby on May 3, 4 and 5.
The price for the trip is $35
which includes round trip motorcoach
transportation, two nights
camping at the University of Louisville
Derby Hostel (located only six
blocks from Churchill Downs), access
to school shower facilities and
cooking grills. Infield passes for the
Derby will be available at the gate
on Derby day for an additional $20.
Tents and sleeping bags will be
available at discount rates at the
Rec Center, and there will be two
circus tents at the hostel for those
without a tent. The tour will leave
Parkside at 5:30 a.m., Friday, May
3, and will return at 10 p.m., Sunday,
May 5. Space is limited to 47
people. Further information and
sign up are available in the Student
Life Office, Union 209.
Letter to the Editor - faith healing
Continued from Page 2
lelujah!' and 'Praise the Lord!' All
they're really after is my money!"
It's funny to say this, but that's
what I used to think! Then it happened
to both my wife and me. We
were intrigued when we heard
about this stuff, so we went and
checked it out for ourselves. My
wife had a short leg that was causing
her back problems. She went up
to the altar for prayer after the
service, and her leg grew to full
length before our eyes. We couldn't
believe it! Since then we've seen
many things happen. Many short
legs have grown, blind eyes and
deaf ears have been opened, and
cancers have disappeared. People
have even been set free from drug
and alcohol addiction, migraine
headaches and homosexuality.
Since my wife's first healing, we
have been attending this small
church in downtown Kenosha pastored
by Gerald Moravec. It is one
of the 1600 affiliate churches across
the country and around the world.
Many denominations are joining in
each day.
Now this letter is not intended as
a recruiter, only to make people
aware that our God cares for us
and wants to set us free. The services
air via live satellite at 6:45
p.m. Monday through Friday and 5:
45 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. The
Kenosha Word of Faith is located
at 5621 6 th Avenue, Kenosha. The
phone number is 657-5373. There's
no cost and all are welcome.
Sincerely,
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9 Thursday, April 18,1985 Theater ~
Julich and Miskulin discuss futures by Bill Serpe
In 1980 Lee VanDyke came to
Parkside as head of the Dramatic
Arts Discipline. His intention was
to build the department and the
staff into an effective major program.
That same year, Rebecca Julich
and John Miskulin came to
Parkside as dramatic arts students.
Their intentions were to become
professionals in the theater. In May
they will both graduate, having
reaped the most benefits from Van-
Dyke's program.
"The new additions to the staff,
Skelly Warren, Judy Snider and
Keith Harris, brought with them
connections to the profesisonal
stage," said Julich. "They made us
all more aware as professionals. We
couldn't afford to mess up because
these were our connections to the
future."
Next summer Julich will be
working as a member of "The
Troupe" in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
"Dave Thompson is the director
there. Skelly Warren had worked
with that group at one time.
Dave came to Parkside to see our
production of 'Crimes of the
Heart.' He hired me on the spot to
work with him this summer doing
'Crimes' and three other shows. It
was Dave's direction connection
with Skelly that got me the job."
Miskulin will be going to Southern
Methodist University in Dallas
this fall. His full scholarship came
as a result of VanDyke's efforts and
honesty in approaching graduate
school auditions. "He (VanDyke)
told me that it was going to be
rough and he didn't know if I had
enough experience to make the
fights," said Miskulin. "His honesty
made me work harder and be better.
I wouldn't have made it if he
had let me slide by with less sound
advice."
The competition that both Miskulin
and Julich found themselves
up against was stiffer than one
would imagine. "SMU accepted six
men and four women out of some
six hundred candidates," said Miskulin.
"At the end of their three-
Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin
year program, they present their
graduates in New York City in a
showcase performance that will expose
us to agents from live theater,
television and movies."
While Julich has accepted the
position in Colorado, she is still
waiting to hear from the Actors
Theatre in Louisville, Kentucky.
"While I was in New York over
spring break, I auditioned for these
people. They had 3,000 candidates
for their program and will accept
sixteen into their fall semester,"
said Julich. "I have since gone to
Louisville for a call-back, which is
like making the first cut. Now it's
the old waiting game to see if I
make the team."
Julich and Miskulin will be performing
in "She Stoops to Conquer,"
which opens on the Comm
Arts Main Stage tomorrow night. It
will be their final performance at
Parkside and the culmination of
their many efforts in the dramatic
arts discipline. "Lee has built a
program that allowed us to work
with so many different people,"
said Miskulin. "The more directors
and the more personalities you
have to deal with, the more you
learn. Besides VanDyke, we have
worked under several other directors
who have brought their professional
talents and connections to
us. They have been very helpful in
preparing us for the reality of professional
theater."
"The staff here gets you involved
in every aspect of the theater," said
Continued on page 11 ,
Desperately Seeking Susan * •
Madonna can act O-K, but it doesn't really matter
by Jim Neibaur
Feature Editor
New singing star Madonna makes
her screen acting debut (she appeared
without dialogue in "Vision
Quest" as a nightclub singer and
has done some porno flick work) in
Susan Seidlman's "Desperately
Seeking Susan."
The plot deals with a bored
housewife, Roberta (Roseanna Arquette),
who becomes her idol,
Susan (Madonna), after a blow on
the head gives her amnesia. This is
very similar to last year's better
"American Dreamer," the only difference
being that "Desperately
Seeking Susan" is directed more toward
the younger set.
As an actress, Madonna succeeds
in playing an extension of her own
musical persona (which is markedly
more interesting than counterpart
Cyndi Lauper). Her attire looks as
though she dressed in a hurry on
her way to a bowling tournament,
and shots of a scantily-clad Madonna
reveal her excess body mass.
This doesn't take away from the
fact that she has a nice, natural acting
ability that makes it easy to understand
her present day popularity
with teenage girls. Considered an
angrier, more "serious" top 40 performer
than Lauper, Madonna utilizes
her wise-gal charm to its fullest.
Roseanna Arquette, by contrast,
is a slim, attractive, charming actress
whose performance is another
of the film's highlights. Achieving
notoriety as Gary Gilmore's tragic
girlfriend in the made-for-TV flick
about the assassin's life and as the
Jewish princess in "Baby It's
You," Arquette (whose grandfather
is the late Hollywood Squares TV
comic, Charley Weaver), further
displays her skills as an actress,
managing to balance between sex
kitten and serious thespian images
without stumbling into the quagmire
of screen actresses with serious
character limitations.
Aidan Quinn is fine as Arquette's
alter ego's lover, Mark Blum is effective
as her stuffy husband and
Robert Day does fine as Madonna's
confused boyfriend. The shots of
New York are scenic, the glimpses
of that city's various "types" are
both amusing and rather fascinating,
while the soundtrack plays
everything from Madonna's own
work to Betty Everett's "Shoop
Shoop Song."
With all of these good points,
"Desperately Seeking Susan" still
fails to rise above mediocrity. The
script, by Leora Barish, is rife with
cliches, while Susan Seidlman's direction
maintains a very slow pace
that is quite ineffective. The scenes
just ramble into one another with
sluggish transitions, giving the overall
production a very lazy look.
Many sequences state that the film
cries for a faster pace, but things
don't pick up until the end, which
comes off as frustrating and ultimately
rather disturbing, the
abruptness in pace-changing throwing
the film's rhythm further off
the track.
"Desperately Seeking Susan" is
artistically insubstantial, but may
possess greater appeal for fans of
the performers, who are more interested
in seeing Madonna display,
her personality than in seeing a
good movie. It is a film of good
average worth, but still flawed in
many essential ways.
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15 Either
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22 Indian mulberry
23 More pleasing
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39 Three-toed
sloth
40 Sun god
41 Allowance for
waste
43 Fruit cake
45 Large bird
47 Repealed
50 Therefore
52 Century plant
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birth
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1 u i nursaay, AprU 18, 1985 RANGER
Team looks back by Carol Kortendick
Sports Editor
Next year, the wrestling team
will not have any returning Ail-
Americans, the first ever for Jim
Koch.
"We'll be hit really hard," said
Koch. "Our top three wrestlers are
leaving."
Next year, however, is still far
away. As Koch looks back on this
past season, Koch feels his team's
top performance was at the Midwest
Classic last January, when the
team fell short of winning by onequarter
of a point.
Other notable performances for
the Rangers were the Wisconsin
Collegiate Tournament and the
Warhawk and Wheaton invitationals.
Koch said the team also defeated,
for the third time, rival
Northern Michigan.
Though the team had its moments
of success, Koch felt the
year could have been better.
"Losing Todd Yde for a month
really hurt us as a team. Also, that
extra month could have meant an
NCAA National finish for him.
Mike Muckerheide, a senior at
158 lbs., had one of the best records
for Parkside, finishing his career
with 15845-9. Muckerheide suffered
from an elbow injury the entire
year. Koch felt that if Muckerheide
was in perfect condition, he might
have done even better, though
Koch admitted he had an outstanding
year as it was.
As far as Outstanding Wrestler,
Koch said the team has not decided
who will be accorded this title. He
did say the choice will probably be
between tri-captains Muckerheide,
Yde and Ted Keyes.
Wrestling successfully on the mat
was important, but academics also
played an important role for the
men. Muckerheide and Keyes were
named Academic All-Americans,
the second time for each.
Final standings for the year for
individual wrestlers are: Dan Hall
(sophomore) 30-14; Jack Danner
(sophomore) 31-15; Mark Dubey
(sophomore) 22-17; Yde (senior) 34-
13; Keyes (senior) 37-14; Craig Patz
(freshman) 25-12 and Don VerBruggen
(freshman) 9-7.
Parkside's Mike Muckerheide
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RANGER 11 Thursday, April 18,1985
Parkside tennis player
warming up for a match
against rival Carthage.
Parkside defeated Carthage
12-0 on Wednesday,
April 10. Photo by Kris Odegard
Quincy tournament means
The softball team had an unsuccessful
weekend when it played in
the Quincy Tournament on Friday
and Saturday. The women came
home with a record of 1-3.
The Ranger's first game was
against The College of St. Francis.
The game was tight all the way
until the seventh inning, when
Parkside lost due to a "mental
error." Parkside, however, outhit
St. Francis 6-1.
Parkside's only victory was
against Augustana College. The
final score was 6-3. Renee Spear
went two for three with one double
header and one triple. Janet Koenig
pitched five innings and Michele
Martino "saved the game" by
pitching the last two.
The next game for Parkside was
against Southern Illinois University
at Edwardsville (SIU Edwardsville).
Parkside walked away with another
loss 2-0. This game ended
pool play, with the Rangers fourth
in their pool.
In what Coach Linda Draft called
"an up-and-down game," Parkside
lost their next game to host Quincy,
8-4. Martino pitched 3Vh innings
with Koenig finishing the game.
Koenig went three for four, with
two hits carrying balls over the
fence for homeruns. Ann Althaus
went three for three.
"I think we could have come
back with a record of 3-1, but instead
we had 1-3," said Draft. She
added that many tough schools participated
in this tournament.
The next tournament for the
team will be this weekend at the
College of St. Francis.
Northwoods National
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Eliminations will begin at 11
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Advance spectator tickets will be
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adults, $4, children, $3 (under six
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For more information, call 554-
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Kenosha's ninth annual
"Seasons on Ice"
The Kenosha County Ice Arena
will present its ninth annual Ice
Holidays, "Seasons on Ice," at the
arena located at 7727 60th Ave., Kenosha.
The four performances are:
Friday, April 26 at 7 p.m., Saturday,
April 27 at 1:30 and 7:00 p.m.
and Sunday, April 28 at 1:30 p.m.
The show is under the direction
of Candi Neveu and features figure
skaters and hockey players from
the Kenosha-Racine area.
Call 694-8010 or s top in at the Ice
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Julich/Miskulin
Theater futures •
Continued from rage 9
Julich. "You have mere freedom
here to design your own program
within the spectrum of the curriculum.
I've had so many teachers ar.d
so many various opportunities that
there is nothing that should r >p
me in the professional theater."
Although they are leaving 1'*
dramatic arts discipline at Parkiide,
both Miskulin and Julich will be
a continuing asset to the department.
With their futures already secured
in graduate work, they represent
the high calibre of training
that is a direct result of the program
that VanDyke has built in the
last five years.
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ATHLETES OF THE WEEK
Duane McClean
Captain of the baseball team, senior Duane
McClean plays centerfield. Duane hit 7 for
15, including 7 RBI's.
Mike Stolnak
Mike, a junior, plays left field. He hit 8 for
15, including 2 home runs.
"Make it the happy hour," yelled
Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner to
his team in last Thursday's game
against Lewis University. It wasn't
the happy hour for Parkside, however,
as Lewis won the double
header, 5-3 and 11-0.
Parkside outhit Lewis 9-3 in the
first game. Tim Sorensen pitched
five innings and Kyle Backes finished
the game pitching two innings.
The following game, Oberbruner
wanted to try out his pitching staff
and divided pitching between Chris
Rozell and Mike Zuckley.
The team traveled to Aurora College
Friday and lost. Pitcher Rozell
had a no-hitter for four and onehalf
innings. After that, Rozell
started getting tired and made four
errors. Backes replaced him, but he
made three errors.
"We opened up to Lewis, who is
very strong, and they nailed us. We
didn't get out of that," said Oberbruner
about Friday's loss to Aurora.
Saturday, however, the Rangers
were out of t heir slump as they de
feated Milwaukee School of Engineering
(MSOE) in the first
16-3. Sorensen pitched,
three hits and striking out five.
The second game was rained out
in the third inning. Parkside had
the lead, 9-0, but wasn't given the
game because of t he lack of innings
played.
The Rangers will be playing
today against Lakeland College at 2
p.m.
Photo by Kris Odegaard
Parkside player throws bat after hitting
ball to defending team Lewis.
The Rangers gave up their benches to Lewis University at last Thursday's game.
12 Thursday, April 18, 1985 " RANGER
Parkside's Patti Mueller
rounds second base as
Loyola fields the ball.
More photos inside.
Pboto by Chris Mayes hi ba
Season begins with loss
Photo by Kris Odegaard
A Parkside baseball player sliding into home base.
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GUITAR
ENSEMBLE
PAGES
PAGE 4
Glistenin
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AND
. K for this year Initially the gUldelmes dictated that
REW C. WESTBROO organizatio. ns. could re'q$u3est no ~ore than '.000 greater
than their allocation for the prevIouS academic year.
The guidelines passed on Dec. 4 stated, "Budget
Requests for 2007-08 should not exceed the 2006-07
allocation by more than 3.9% as stated by UW System
Guidelines 11/6/06 unless the organization or department
has a compelling reason which is under the discrenon of
the SUFAC committee." .
More heavily contested were the levels .of s.upends
allowed in the proposed guidelines. The gUidelines
sepanrte organizations into three groupS in regard to (he
percenta0e of their budget thar can be s~nt on o~ficer
stipendS.:;>Governance organizations. which consists .
solely of PSGA, cannot use mor~ than 35 percent of their
budget for officer stipends. MedIa outlets, such as WTPZ
and The Ranger News, cannot use more than 30 percent.
If you were walking through Main
on Wednesday, Dec. 6, you may
e been surprised. "Winter Cultural
brations" was taking place from
-3p.m. Socializing, dancing. and
ntations all added to the holiday
e. The event featured presentations
several different cultural holiday
ebrations,
Kwanzaa (African American
ture), Hanukkah (Jewish culture),
andas (Puerto Rican culture), .
s (Mexican culture), and Befana
.an culture) were just some of the
y celebrations that were featured
Iftsentations and displays. Several
.zations, such as Black Student
n, the Diversity Committee
Parkside Student Government
iation, Insieme Italia, Latinos
Unidos, Park side Asian Organization.
and Zeta SigmliaU!f ~;(f/lii1~'!Il'illl'iiill'lr"'IiI'lIlli""III"._tlili_..._ .... -"'!<
pan in the event.
Some presentations included
small performances from participating
organizations. During an explanation
of the Hmong New Year. tjw-parkside
Asian Organization explained and.
demonstrated a Shaman ceremony.
The ceremony featured prayers that
asked for ancestors to look and protect
everyone and to have a happy new year
and years to come ..
Another perfonnance also featured
Filipino dancers who performed
"tinikling," the most popular traditional
dance of the Philippines. Another
perfoonanee featured Subha Cheema,
who did alive demonstration of
praying verses called "Talawat" that
are found 10 the KDran. The prayers
were said in Arabic and are geuerally
said every day by Mifs1iins.
I Parkside Student Government Association's Senate
Passedthe budget guidelines to which all student .
organizations must adhere during a rescheduled meeting
anMonday, Dec. 4.
The guidelines, which are creared by the Student
University Fees Allocation Committee, are used by .
student organizations to create their budget requests for
:hefollowing year. The guidelines were voted down
In two previous meetings. Because of the snowstorm
.onFriday, Dec. I, the regular meeting was moved to
~onday. UW-Parkside student organizations l~ust turn
\
lIltheir budget request proposals by 4:30 on Fnday, Dec.
15.
One of the major points of contention among
Ithe senate members was the Emit on what student
Cultures
displayed at the booths. Some ev n
featured food or peculators to try
One item lJlat was a was G lub
laman. an 100181I <te<SeIt.
This event was sponsored by Ihe
Office of Mlllticultural Sludcnt Affairs
and was coordinated b Carmen
Ireland and Mary Xiong Wednellday
marked the sixth annuaJ cclebratioo at
UW-Parkside of the event, wbidl was
created for differem coIIunol to
come together and expI8iD lhei1
traditions during Ihe boIida
The event came to a
Sandy Duveneck leading !be audm""
to count down until die CbrisllmllS
tree 10 lower main place
Shannon Holbert. a.uw'-Pa1rts1oile
student said "It was an a",esome
celebration of hfe c~ and
bringing the holidays toge1l1e<
THE ORIGI~ecembef 12.2006
OF SNAKES
PAGE3
Passage of the
Paul Wellstone
Mental Health
Equitable
Treatment Act
BY MARY RE: 'EE PIRRELLO
PirreOOO@u\\p.edu
Organization under '''Pro
organizations uch Blac
'''Come get that good copy!"
GUITAR
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PARKSIDE CHOIRS
PAGES
PAGE4 THE O Decem~ 12 2006
RIGIN ? '
Bl'CA.\,1ILLA SIMOJ\,;
Simon026@uwp.edu
lf you were walking through Mam
Place on Wednesday, Dec. 6. )OU may
have bec-n surprised. "Winter Cultural
Celebrations•· \vas taking place from
12-3p.m. Socializing. d.mcing, .and
presentations all added to the holiday
scene. The event featured presentations
on several different cultural holiday
celebrations.
Kwanzaa (African American
culture), Hanukkah. (Jewish culture),
Parrandas (Puerto Rican culture),
Pasadas (Mexican culture), and Befana
(Italian culture) were just s ome of the
many celebrations that were featured
in presentations and display:... Se\eral
organi1ations, such as Black Student
Uruon, the Diversity Committee
of Parkside Student Government
Association. lnsieme Italia, Latinos
l.i ni<lo<,, Park~td '.\ 1 n Of!'anization.
and Zet,1 Sigma C'ti1 oronty; nl~Jc
pare m the event.
Some pre!-entattons mcludcd
small petfonnances from panic1p.1trng
organizatmns. During an explanation
of the Hmong Ne\\ Year, l W-Parks1de
Asian O~anization explained and
demonstrated a Shaman ceremony
The ceremony featured prayers that
asked for ancestors to look and protect
ei;eryone and to have a happ) new year
and ,>ears to come.
Another perfonnance also featured
Filipino dancers \\ ho petformed
.. tinikling," the most popular traditional
dance of the Philippines. Another
performance featured Subha Cheema,
who did a li1i e demonstration of
praying verse,, called "'Talawat" that
are found m the Koran. The pra}ers
"ere s aid in Arabic and are general I y
,aid every day by Muslims.
I t r
One Item that \ a: a I le
Jaman, an Ind an de rt
This e\ent w s sponsored b}' the
Offic..- of Mul11cultur. I Student Affi 1rs
and was coordinated b Cann n
Ireland and Man Xiong Wednesda
marked the sixth annual celebra1 n t
UW-Parkside of the event, \\h1 h \lias
created for different cultural clubs 10
come together and explain their own
tradrtions dunng the hohda
student said, '"It w, an 3\lie )n,e
celebration ofhfe. <.Ulture and
bringing the hohda) t t
!odget J'asses in 0!:~0~~."~"!~~!,! oc.,;on EVERLY SPIRES A . I .. II th ·ct 1· d' ' tat .. , that t\ND OOK for th1.s year. nrlla y, e gm e mes 1i; c.:u
/ Parkside Student Government Association· s Senate
Passed the budget g uidelines to which all student .
. REW C. WESTBR oroanizations could request no more than 3.000 greater
t:, • •
than their allocation for the previous academic year
organizations must adhere during a rescheduled meeting
0 n Monday, Dec. 4. j The g uidelmes, which are created by the Student
University Fees Allocation Committee, are used by •
/
Student organizations to cr~ate .their budget requests for
~e fo llowing year. The gmdelmes were 1i0led down
Ill two previous meetings. Because of the snowswnn
0n Friday, Dec. J. the regular meeting was moved to
'.\fonday. UW-Parkside student organizations •~ ust tum
lit their budget request proposals by 4:30 on Fnday, Dec.
IS.
One of the major points of contention among
the senate members was the limit o n what s tudent
The guidelines passed on Dec. 4 1.tatcd, ·'Budget
Requests for 2007-08 should not exceed the 2006-07
allocation by more than 3.9% as '1ated b) U\\' S},tem
Guidelines 11/6/06 unless the organization or dep~mcnt
has a compelhng reason which is under the d1,cretron of
the SLFAC committee."
More heavily contested were the le\els_of ~Upend,
allowed in the proposed guidelines. The gu1dcltnc
separate organil.ations into three groups in regard Ul the
percentage of their budget th.at c_an be s~~t on officer
stipends. Governance orgamzattons. wh~ch con,1'ts .
lei) of PSGA. cannot use more than :.b percenr of their
~:doet for o fficer stipends. Media outlets. such as WTPZ
and The Ranger News. cannot use more than 30 percent.
. h d '" '" "Come get t at goo cop J •
OF SNAKES
PAGE3
Passage of the
PauJ Wellstone
Mental Health
Equitable
Treatment Act
BY MARY RE."\EE PIRRaLQ
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has been m commmcc ,nee
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Mission Statement
The Ranger News strIves to
inform, educate, and engage
the UW-Parkside community
by p"blishing well-written,
accurate studenriournalism on .
a weekly basis. .
The Ranger News Aas meetings every Monday
at noon. All students and faculty of UW-Pnrkside
are welcome, Please' feel free (0 attend. Have any
comments, concerns. questions. or story ideas?
Please e-mail us at: rangemews@uwp.edu.
We are locared at Wyllie D139C
Each person may take one newspaper per issue
date. Extra newspapers can b;e purchased for
$1 apiece. Newspapers Clln be taken on a firs!
come~ first serve basis. meaning that once they
are gone. they are gOlle. We work
on the honor system, but viohnors ffi will be prosecuted for theft.
~aculty members and Sludents •
orguni,':Qtions who .wish to u~ A$SCXlATlD
The Ranger News 10 classrooms COU1<ilAT1
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The Ranger News
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
11:00 AM-Il:OO PM
Game Day @ The Den
The Den, Parkside Union
Celebrate the final week of The Den (it's being closed to
allow work on the Union Expansion) with five days of special
events. Today is Game Day with board games, cards, and
'Twister' all day.
11:00 AM-8:00 PM
Second Senior Art Show
Com Arts Gallery
The second and final Senior Art Show featuring the computer
Illustration, graphic design, and 3D animation of Dan
Ellicsson, Kong Feng Lor, Amanda Petersen, and Gina
Trevino. Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Monday and Thursday and l la.rn. To 8 p.rn. Tuesday and
Wednesday,
12:00 PM-1:00 PM
Pie-O-Rama
Main Place, Wyllie Hall
The Eta Pi chapter of Sigma Gamma Epsilon gives you the
opportunity to throw a cream pie at your favorite faculty
member during the first-ever Pie-O-Rama. There's also a pieeating
contest starting at 12:30 p.m.
7:30 PM-9:30 PM
Concert: UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra
Communication Arts Theatre
UW-Parkside's MeJTY Musie Month continues tonight when
the UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra,
conducted by Alvaro Garcia, storm the Communication Arts
Theatre stage. 'Let us entertain you!' Alvaro says. 'Our 'Gift
of Music' concert offers a unique blend of holiday favorites
. and traditional pops tunes, along with a few surprises.
WHnesday, hce......r 13, 2006
11:00 AM-8:00 PM
Second Senior Art Shaw
Com Arts Gallery
Gallery hours for the show are II am, to 5 p.m. Monday and
Thursday and II a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday.
11:00AM-ll:00 PM
Video Game Frenzy @ The Den
1be Den, Parkside Union
Today it's Video Game Frenzy with free play on selected
games all day.
12:00 PM-l:OO PM
Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Student Recital
Union Cinema Theater
7:00 PM-8:00 PM'
Science Night: Astrobiology at UW-Parkside
Greenquist 103
Astrobiology is the study of life in the university, It -
investigates the origin. evolution. cftstribution. and future
of life on earth, and the search for life beyond Our planet,
This program features UW-Parkside students who are active
in astrobiological research and will reveal their research
accomplishments.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
11:00 AM-5:00 PM
Second Senior Art Show
Com Arts Gallery
Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m, to 5 p.m. Monday and
Thursday and l la.m. To 8 p,m. Tuesday and Wednesday,
11:00 AM-I1:00 PM
Aloha Party @ The Den
The Den, Parkside Union
Today it's the Aloha Party.
7:30PM-9:15PM
UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble & Community Band
Communication-Arts Theatre
If you know' conductor and UW-Parkside Music Professor
Mark Eichner, you know he likes the music of Aaron Copland
(he's certainly not alone), And Copland's Scenes from 'Billy
the Kid' is prominently featured during this concert, There's
also music composed by Camille Saint-Saens and David
Bedford.
friday, December 15, 2006
IL:OOAM-5:00PM
The Den Rummage Sale
The Den, Parkside Union
Everything must go! The Den is closing to make way for
the Union expansion and every last item--right down to the
bowling shoes and pins--will be sold.
12:00 PM-I:OO PM
Concert: UW-Parkside Ensembles
Union Cinema Theater
It's an afternoon of ensembles! The UW-Parkside String
Ensemble, Woodwind Ensemble, and Flute Ensemble are in
action.
December 12, 2006
. BLOTTER
12101/06 06-803 MotoristAssist-Other. CTHJR@Ouler
Loop Road. 8: 17am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch. Officer
arrived, vehicle removed from ditch. Officer cleared.
12102106 06-804 Bail Jumping, Ranger Lot 1:36am.
Anonymous Caller reports subject drinking and about to drive
vehicle. Officer arrived; various citations issued 3 Underage Drinking
Possession/Consume •. l Possession of Marijuana, 1 Bail Jumping and
1 Disorderly Conduct. Subject transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept to
Public Safety Building "Jail". Officers cleared.
12102106 .. 06-805 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. Ranger
Lot. 1:58am. ern indicated active warrant. Subject unable to Post
Bond. Then transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety
Building "Jail'? Officer cleared
1210206 06-806 Medical Assistance. Com Arts Building. 6:42am.
Report of female having chest pains. Officers arrive. female conscious
and breathing. Rescue Units arrive, female transported to local
hospital. Officers cleared.
12102106 06-807 Tow Vehicle. CTH JR @ CTH E.
8:16am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch due to icy conditions
on roadway. Tow Company caJled and removed vehicle from ditch.
Officer cleared.
12102106 06-108 Medical Assistance. Sports! Activity
Center. 1:36pm. Report of Male with possible head injury. Officers
arrive, male conscious and breathing complaining of dizziness nausea
Rescue Units arrive and transport to local hospital. Officers cleared.
12102106 06-809 Alarm - Fize. Sports/Activity Center.
6:02am: UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active tire alarm. Officers .
arrive. no fire/no smoke. Alarm reset, officer cleared.
12102106 06-810 Traffic Violation. CTH G @ CTHA.
6:57pm. Citation issued to Jennifer a Caretta for Fail/Stop for Stop
Sign. Officer cleared.
12102106 06-811 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ Outer Loop
Road. 9:12pm. Citation issued to Erica H Higuchi for Operating win
a Valid DL and Verbalwarning for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officer
cleared.
121/0210306-112 Tow Vehicle. Ranger Lot. 11:19pm. Chronic
Violator vehicle was viewed illegally parked. Tow Company was
requested. Officer cleared.
12104/06 06-813 Medical Assistance. Wyllie Hall.
1'2:14pm. Report of female fainted. Officer arrived, female is
conscious and breathing. Medical units arrive, female refuse medical
assistance. All Units cleared.
12104106 06·814 Traffic Accident - Property Damage.
CTH JR @ Pet'-s Park. 3:55pm. Officer view vehicle in ditch. no
injuries reported. Officer takes report. tow company requested. Offi
cleared
12104/06 06-815 Lost and Found Property. Molinaro Hall.
4: 15pm. Complainant reports lost wallet containing $800.00 cash.
Officer takes report and cleared.
12105/06 06-816 Traffic Violation. STH 31 @ CTH E.
f2: 19am. Citation issued to Deanna Palmer for Operating After REV!
SUSP and 2 Written Warnings. Officer cleared.
12/05/06 06-817' Criminal Damage to Property - State.
Ranger Hall. 3: 14am. Complainant report the discharge of
.extinguisher without consent. Officers arrive and take report. Officers
cleared.
12105/06 06-811 Theft - From Building. University
Apartments. 5:29pm. Complainant reports apartment broken into and
cash taken from desk drawers. Officer takes report and cleared.
12105106 06-819 Harassment - Phone Calls. University
Apartments. 7: 17pm. Complainant reports annoying telephone calls
dorm telephone. Officer takes report and cleared.
12106106 06-820 Traffic Violation. CTH G. 8:38am.
Citation issued to Latcyia'I Darden for Operating after S~spensjon or
Revocation. Officer cleared.
12106/06 06-821 Agency Assist. Ranger Hall. J2:44pm.
Officer were advised of Warrant Pick-Up Other Agency. Subject
transported to Kenosha Sheriff Dept. Public Safety Building "Jail".
Officer cleared.
12106106 06-822 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Com ArCS
Lot. 2: 11 pm. Complainant reports items were taken from vehicle
·wi'thout.consent. Officer takes report and cleared.
12106106 06-823 Traffic Accident-Nan-Reportable. Unioo
Lot. 3:35pm. Complainant repofts accident, no injuri~s. Officer takes
report and cleared.
12/06/06 06-824 Theft - From Building. Com Arts
Building. 5:04pm. Complainant reports various items taken without
consent. Officer takes report and cleared.
12106106 06-825 Tow Vehicle. Union Lot. 8:30pm. owner
request Tow Company be called, due to vehicle not being able to s
Officer standjng by until tow arrived then cleared.
12107/06 06-126 Traffic Vi~lation. 4100 Block of Outer
Ireop Road. 9: lOam. Citation issued to Neal E Baughman for
Speeding. Officer cleared. '
12107/06 06-827 Harassment. Ranger Hall. 5: l2pm,
Officer arrived and takes report. and complainant explained some
other options. Officer cleared.
. _ .._--~- .._--_._~---~ ...........
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The Ranger News
Tuesday, Dece111ber 12, 2006
11 :00 AM-11 :00 PM
Garn Day @ The Den
The Den. Parkside Union
Celebrate the final week of The Den (it's being closed to
allow work on the Union E pansion) with fwe days of special
events. Today is Game Day with board games, cards, and
'Twister' all day.
11 :00 AM-8:00 PM
Second Senior Art Show
Com Art Gallery
The econd and final Senior Art Show featuring the computer
lllu. tration, graphic design, and 3D animation of Dan
Ellies. on, Kong Feng Lor, Amanda Petersen. and Gina
Trevino. Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Monday and Thursday and 11 a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and
Wednesday.
12:00 PM- I :00 PM
Pie-O-Rama
Main Place, Wyllie Hall
The Eta Pi chapter of Sigma Gamma Epsilon gives you the
opportunity to throw a cream pie at your favorite faculty
member during the first-ever Pie-O-Rarna. There's also a pieeating
contei;;t starting al 12:30 p.m.
7:30 PM-9:30 PM
Concert: UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra
Communication ArL Theatre
UW-Parkside's Merry Music Month continues tonight when
the UW-Parkside Symphony & Community Orchestra,
conducted by Alvaro Garcia, storm the Communication Arts
Theatre stage. 'Let us entertain you!' Alvaro says. ·our 'Gift
of Music· concert offers a unique blend of holiday favorites
and traditional pops tunes. along with a few surprises.
Wetlnesday, Dece111Hr 13, 2006
11 :00 AM-8:00 PM
Second Senior Art Show
Com Art· Gallery
Gallery hours for the show are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday and
Thursday and l l a.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday.
11:00AM-11 :00 PM
Video Game Frenzy @ The Den
11le Den. Parkside Union
Today it's Video Game FrcnL.) ith frt:e play on
game!-> all day.
12:00 PM-1:00 PM
Noon Concert: OW-Parkside Student Recital
Union Cinema Theater
7:00 PM-8:00 PM
Science Night: Astrobiology at UW-Parkside
Greenquist 103
Astrobiology is the . tudy of life in the university. It ~
investigates the origin, evolution, distribution, and future
of life on earth, and the search for life beyond our planet.
This program features UW-Parkside students who are active
in astrobiologicaJ re.-earch and will reveal their research
accomplishments.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
11 :00 AM-5:00 PM
Second Senior An Show
Com Arts Gallery
Gallery hours for the show are 1 l a.in. to 5 p.m. Monday and
Thun.day and 1 la.m. To 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday.
11 :00 AM-11:00 PM
Aloha Party @ The Den
The Den. Parkside Union
Today it's the Aloha Party.
7:30 PM-9:15 PM
OW-Parkside Wind Ensemble & Community Band
Corrununication Arts Theatre
If you know·conductor and OW-Parkside Music Professor
Mark Eichner, you know he likes the mu ic of Aaron Copland
(he's certainly not alone). And Copland's Scenes from 'Billy
the Kid' is prominently featured during this concert. There's
also music composed by Camille Saint-Saens and David
Bedford.
Friday, Dece111ber 15, 2006
l LOO AM-5:00 PM
The Den Rummage Sale
The Den. Parkside Union
Everything must go! The Den is closing to make way for
the Union expansion and every last item--right down to the
bowling shoes and pin ·--will be old.
12:00 PM- I :00 PM
Concert: UW-Parkside Ensembles
Union Cinema Theater
It' an afternoon of ensembles! The UW-Parkside String
En emble, Woodwind Ensemble, and Flute Ensemble arc in
action.
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December 12, 2006
12/01/06 06-803 Motori tAssi t- Other. CTH JR@ Outer
Loop Road. 8: l 7am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch. Officer
arrived, vehicle removed from ditch. Officer cleared.
12/02/06 06-804 Bail Jumping. Ranger Lot. 1 :36am.
Anonymou Caller report ubject drinking and about to drive
vehicle. Officer arrived; various citations issued 3 Underage Drinking
Po . ession/Con ume, _ l Po se sion of Manjuana, J Bail Jumping and
I Di orderly Conduct. Subject tran ported to Keno ha Sheriff Dept to
Public Safety Building "Jail". Officers cleared.
12/02/06 06-805 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. Ranger
Lot. 1:58am. CIB indicated active warrant. Subject unable to Post
Bond. Then tran ported to Keno ha Sheriff Dept to Public Safety
Building "Jail". Officer cleared
12/0206 06-806 Medical As istance. Com Arts Building. 6:42am .
Report of female having che t pains. Officer arrive, female conscious
and breathing. Rescue Units arrive, female transported to local
hospital. Officers cleared.
12/02/06 06-807 Tow Vehicle. CTH JR @ CTH E.
8: l 6am. Complainant reports vehicle in ditch due to icy conditions
on roadway. Tow Company called and removed vehicle from ditch.
Officer cleared.
12/02/06 06-808 Medical A i tance. Sports/Activity
Center. I :36pm. Report of Male with possible head injury. Officers
arrive, male con ciou and breathing complaining of dizziness nausea.
Rescue Units arrive and transport to lo al hospital. Officers cleared.
12/02/06 06-809 Alarm -Fire. Sports/Activity Center.
6:02am. UWPPD Alann Panel reports active fire alarm. Officers
arrive, no fire/no smoke. Alann re et, officer cleared.
12/02/06 06-810 Traffic Violation. CTH G@ CTHA.
6:57pm. Citation issued to Jennifer a Caretta for Fail/Stop for Stop
Sign. Officer cleared.
12/02/06 06-811 Traffic Violation. CTH JR@ Outer Loop
Road. 9: 12pm. Citation issued to Erica H Higuchi for Operating w/o
a Valid DL and Verba!"warning for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officer
cleared.
12//02/03 06-812 Tow Vehicle. Ranger Lot. 11 :19pm. Chronic
Violator vehicle was viewed illegally parked. Tow Company was
requested. Officer cleared.
12/04/06 06-813 Medical Assistance. Wyllie Hall.
12: 14pm. Report of female fainted. Officer arrived, female is
conscious and breathing. Medical unit.~ arrive, female refuse medical
assistance. All Units cleared.
12/04/06 06-814 Traffic Accident - Property Damage.
CTH JR@ Pet's Park. 3:55pm. Officer view vehicle in ditch, no
injuries reported. Officer takes report. tow company requested. Offic
cleared
12/04/06 06·815 Lost and Found Property. Molinaro Hall.
4: l Spm. Complainant reports lost wallet containing $800.00 cash.
Officer takes rep rt and cleared .
12/05/06 06-816 Traffic Vioiation. STH 31 @ CTH E.
f2: l9am. Citation is ued to Deanna Palmer for Operating After REV/
SUSP and 2 Written Warnings. Officer cleared.
12/05/06 06-817 Criminal Damage to Property-State.
Ranger Hall. 3: l4am. Complainant report the discharge of
extinguisher without consent Officers arrive and take report. Officers
cleared.
12/05/06 06-818 Theft - From Building. University
Apartment . 5:29pm. Complainant reports apartment broken into and
cash taken from de k drawer . Officer take report and cleared.
12/05/06 06·819 Haras ment - Phone Call . University
Apartments. 7: l 7pm. Complainant reports annoying telephone calls I
dorm telephone. Officer takes report and cleared.
12/06/06 06-820 Traffic Violation. CTH G. 8:38am.
Citation issued to Latoyia I Darden for Operating after Suspension or
Revocation. Officer cleared.
12/06/06 06-821 Agency A ist. Ranger Hall. 12:44pm.
Officer were advi ed of Warrant Pick-Up Other Agency. Subject
tran. ported to Keno. ha Sheriff Dept Public Safety Building "Jail".
Officer cleared.
12/06/06 06-822 Theft- From a Motor Vehicle. Com ArtS
Lot. 2: 11 pm. Complainant reports items were taken from vehicle
wi.thout con ent. Officer takes report and cleared.
12/06/06 06-823 Traffic Accident- on-Reportable. Union
Lot. 3:35pm. Complainant reports accident. no injuri~s. Officer take
report and cleared.
12/06/06 06-824 Theft - From Building. Com Art
Building. 5:04pm. Complainant report various item taken without
consent. Officer take report and cleared.
12/06/06 06-825 Tow Vehicle. Union Lot. 8:30pm. Owner
reque t Tow Company be called, due to vehicle not being able to srart
Officer landing by until tow arrived then cleared.
12/07/06 06-826 Traffic Violation. 4100 Block of Outer
Loop Road. 9: 10am. Citation issued to Neal E Baughman for
Speeding. Officer cleared.
12/07/06 06-827 Hara sment. Ranger Hall. 5:12pm.
Officer arrived and take report, and complainant explained some
other option . Officer cleared.
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Senator Carly-Anne Surber. The first of
he Origin of
oakes
lizards
have hind timbs. In 1997
Caldwell and Leses fouod fossils
Pachyt!Jachis era that
'live snakes with
hind limbs,
snake to the
ils 'of snakes
eloped hand
that they are a sister
osasaurs. Aniloded
ave a lateros sphenoid
~. Scolecophided snakes
·'1rave a single mental foramen.
A regressive ancestral condition
for squamates is an anapsid
skull. The way to maximize the
cross section of the jaw adductor
musculature in a close space
.s by manipulating the muscle
~cture.
end of the lecture,
~gywasnot
,=~_::ugh to identify
('!! nships and that
JIlltions on snake
versity of Wisconsin- Parkside
SCHOLARSHI
application. One dea
these pieces of legislation was a resolution
to ~tr~nglyurge the faculty senate to extend
acnvrty hour to include 12:00 p.m.-I :00
p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays in addition
to the present 12:oo-I:()(} p.m. periods on
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
The second resolution stated. "Parkside
Student Government Association sees fit to
establish the position of LGTBQ Director
for the upcoming 2007 -2008 year, and
will forward this document to The Ranger
News for release:'
All three of these resolutions were
tabled until the regularly scheduled meeting
on Fnday, Dec. 8; however, during that
meeting those resolutions were tabled once
again because of time constraints.
The Dec. 8 meeting started off with
a presentation by Parkside Police Chief
Michael Manion. The presenation was an
informational session about Tasers and their
use in law enforcement after the Mount
Pleasant Police department donated four
Tasers to Parkside Police. He spoke about
the possibility of officers carrying these
weapons; although, he said only two would
be in use at any given time because of the
number of officers on duty.
ii!IIIMENTAL HEALTH from cover
Manion said that the Tasers would
serve as an intermediate step between initial
contact and deadly force. He 'tressed thaI
they would be another option for officers
~hen.are confronted with dangerous
Situations.
The second half of the meeting was
spent discussing PSGA's 07-08 budget
proposal. Per the new spending guideline,
budget proposals must be passed by the
general membership of an organization
before being submitted to SUFAC.
Senator Carly-Anne Surber suggested
a cut in the stipends across the board.
President Tyson Fettes defended the
proposed stipends, saying that he is the
lowest-paid student government president
among 4-year UW-System schools and thaI
the percentage of the budget proposal spent
on stipends is 3 percent lower than the 35
percent that they could have requested.
The motion to cut the stipend figure.
was voted on and not approved. The senate
then voted on the budget proposal as a
whole, and it was approved. Young on the
senate nominees was postponed. The next
PSGA meeting will be Friday, Dec. 15, in
Molinaro D139.
Treatment Act. The two lawmakers also
held a press conference in September with
others in recovery to appeal for treating
addiction on par with other medical
conditions in addition to this bill. There
are as many as 80 other members of the
house with mental health or substance use
issues themselves. Over 300 organizations
across the U.S. support the passage of this
bill, including the American Academy of
Pediatrics, American Federation for Suicide
Prevention, Brain Injury Association of
America Inc., Center for Women's Policy
Studies, Easter Seals. ational Council
on Aging, National Eating Disorders
Association. United Jewish Communities.
and the Wisconsin Psychological
Association.
According to Renee Kirby, the
Disabilities Coordinator for UW-Parkside,
the university has approximately 275 to
300 students each year with documented
disabilities, approximately 80 with a
diagnosed mental illness, and 78 with a
diagnosed learning disability each year;
she noted that 90 percent of students have
more than one diagnosed disability. Half
of the number of students with documented
disabilities would benefit from this
legislation.
The benefit is that a student who
needed immediate hospitalization for a
mental health iss.!!ecould not be turned
away by the hospital for the inability to pay,
an experience she had in the past. Kirby
said that eventually suitable placement
was found for the student with the help of
the caseworker and the on call p ychiatric
professional at the hospital to a local
residential treatment center. but what if
there had been no room there?
Kirby believes me bill will restore the
earlier cuts made by President Bu ...h to the
mental health and veterans program, due to
the war. which doesn't make sense to Kirby.
This bill would guarantee that the
limits placed on treatment times would
be made equal to those of treatment of
physical illnesses. One aspect of thi
bill is that it forces insurance companies
to stop requiring higher co-pays, higher
deducribles. higher co-in urance. and
limiting doctor visit, and ho pital !-l(3)JS
for mental health patients by extreme
compared to physical health patient: will
have to be equalized according to treatment
plan recommendancns set out in the DSM
(IV).
The ational Alliance on Mental
Illness has posted on il' Web. ite at \\ ww.
nami.org under ill! Leg: lathe Action
Center, an urgent call for the general
public and professionals to contact their
representatives while they are home over
the holiday break to urge them to sign on to
the Ramstad-Kennedy discharge petition on
HR 1402.
,
The Ranger News
The origin of
Snakes
BY ROBERT ROSATI
rosat()OO@uwp.edu
Olivier Rieppel gave a
Jecture on the origin of snakes last
Friday at noon in Greenquist 101,
Rieppel is the curator of
Fossil Amphibians and R@lcs
and chairman of die Department.
of Geology at the Field Museum
of Natural History in Chicago.
Rieppel is from Switzerland; he
studied in London and graduated
from the University of Zurich.
In 1951, a hypothesis was
fonned that snakes come from
a terrestrial origin. Snakes
originated from reduced limbed
lizards as evidenced by the
reduction of eye and limbs.
Many lineages i~tly
reduced limb to aryina degrees.
Limb reduced sq111rnates ~
by pushing with their bis
thr~h substrate by inqlimilizing
dlo size of their head and body.
111',v., .... -,..ow lizards consolidate their
kull and lower jaw. The skull
is not a good tool to use when
~-However, due to
- adaptation, their bniDcue
~ larger thus making their
~ a good tool for burrowing.
Fossils dating back 130
W1lion years are most informative
from the Middle East; they show
lizards
have hind limbs. In 1997,
Caldwell and Leses found fossils
from the Pachyrhachis era that
~_pdnutive snakes with
weJl-4eveloped hind limbs,
which link the snake to the
'fflDMIW Fossils of snakes
fiith weJl.developed hand
limbi _. that they are a sister
group to mosasaurs. Aniloded
IIIIIDI have a lateros sphenoid
bone. Scolecophided snakes
have a single mental forarnen.
A regressive ancestral condition
for squamates is an anap id
skull. The way to maximize the
cross section of the jaw adductor
musculature in a close space
is by manipulating the muscle
architecture.
At 1he end of the lecture,
be Mid osteology was not
aatisfactqry coough to identify
all snake relationships and that
preconceived tions on snake
relationships show.a not be
allowed to prevent the evaluation
~ an unorlhodox hypodieais.
When asked what made
him decide to study the origin
of anakes, Rieppel said. '1t
was a problem that had to be
investigated."
n versity of Wisconsin-Parkside
CBOLA SRI
application. One deadlin
ebruary 1, 2
;;:llW BUDGET from cover
Senator Carly-Anne Surber. The first of
the e piece of legislation wa a re elution
to _tr?ngly urge the faculty senate to extend
act1VIty hour to include 12:00 p.rn.-l :00
p.m. on Tuesdays an<l Thursday in addition
to the present l 2:00-1 :00 p.m. periods on
Mondays, Wedne day , and Fridays.
The second resolution stated, "Parkside
Student Government A sociation sees fit to
establish the po ition of LGTBQ Director
for the upcoming 2007-2008 year, and
will forward this document to The Ranger
News for relea e."
All three of these re olulion were
table~ until the regularly cheduled meeting
on Fnday. Dec. 8; however, during that
meeting those resolutions were tabled once
again because of time constraints.
The Dec. 8 meeting tarted off with
a pre entation by Park ide Police Chief
Michael Marzion. The presenation wa an
in~onnational es ion about Taser. and their
use in law enforcement after the Mount
Pleasant Police department donated four
Tasers to Park ide Police. He poke about
the possibility of officers carrying these
weapons; although, he said only two would
be in use at any given time becau e of the
number of officer on duty.
Jl:11• MENTAL HEALTH from cover
Treatment Act. The two lawmakers al o
held a pre s conference in September with
others in recovery to appeal for treating
addiction on par with other medical
conditions in addition to this bill. There
are as many as 80 other member of the
hou e with mental health or ub lance u e
issue them elves. Over 300 organizations
aero the .S. support the pas age of this
bill, including the American Academy of
Pediatric , American Federation for Suicide
Prevention, Brain Injury As ociation of
America Inc., Center for Women '. Policy
· tudi . , . r I , t u ii
on Aging. ational Eating Disorders
Association, United Jewish Communitie
and the Wi con in Psychological
A, sociation.
According to Renee Kirby. the
Disabilitie Coordinator for W-Park. ide,
the university ha. approximate!; '275 to
300 tudent each year with documented
disabilities, appro. imately 80 with a
diagno ed mental illne . and 78 with a
diagnol\ed learning di ability ach ) car:
she noted that 90 percent of studenL ha, e
more than one diagno ed disabilit . Half
of the number of tudents with documented
di abilities would benetil from lhi
legislation.
The benefit is that a student "- ho
needed immediate ho pitalization for a
mental health i ue could not be turned
away by the ho pital for the mability to pa).
3
Manion said that the Ta er would
serve a an intermediate . t p between initial
contact and deadly fore . He ,Lr ed th l
they would be another option for offic r
':hen. are confronted with dangerou
1tuat1on ..
The econd half of the m eting wa
pent di cu fog p GA'. 07-0 budget
propo al . Per the new spending euid Jin
budget propo al mu t be pa ~ed~b , lh
general membership of an organiz ·tion
before being ubmitted to S E-\ .
enator Carly-Anne, urber u g I d
a cut in the tipend. aero . the board.
President Ty on Fette defend d th
propo ed stipend . a) in that he i the
lowest-paid tud nt government p idcnt
among 4-year U -Sy tern sch I and th 1
the percentage of the budget propo I pent
on . tipend is 3 percent lower than th . _
percent that they could have requ ted.
The motion to cut the tipend fi urei
was VQted on and not approved. Th enat
then voted on the budget propo. al a. a
whole, and it wai appro,ed. otin on th
enate nominee "- po tponcd. Th nc t
PSGA meeting will be riday. . 15, in
1olinaro D139.
an experience he had in lh pa t. irby
:aid that e,entually uitable pla ement
wa. found for the tudent with the h Ip o
the caseworker and lh on c II p • hi tric
profe ional at the h pita! in a I al
re. id ntial treatm nt center, but \\hal i
there had been no room th re.
Kirb. believe the bill ill r t
4 The Ranger! ews December 12..·2006 ,
Parkside Choirs Sing Like Angels
BY BRETT HOUDEK
houdeOOO@uwp.edu
The choirs, overall, sang
brilliantly. As any choral concert
should be, the singing was the
The UW-Parkside choral best part. However, what really
department held a concert on drew me and other audience -
Sunday, Dec. 3, at 3:30 p.m.The members out of the concert were
performances were absolutely the numerous lulls. or awkward
superb. breaks, in between numbers
The UW-Parkside choirs, that were nothing but waiting,
under the direction of Dr. James and waiting and waiting for
B. Kinchen, Jr., held a special something to happen.
benefit concert for two important Tbese pauses in the show
local charities: Even Start and forced Dr. Kinchen to make
Project New Life. All proceeds a couple improv speeches.
went to these two groups. It appeared as if the stage
Halfway through the directions and knowing who was
performances, Kinchen took supposed to do what at a specific
the time to acknowledge some time and place in the concert
audience members who were were not solidified beforehand.
affiliated with the two charities. For example, after the
Kinchen told the audience what last song that was listed in the
good each charity does within program, the audience members
the Racine and Kenosha areas. applauded and began to leave.
The audience was then asked to However, they noticed that the
support the charities as much as choir was still standing on the
possible, Al that moment, in the stage risers.
middle of the concert, Kinchen A few choir members jumped
got out his pre-signed personal off of the risers and began to
checks and gave them to each of disappear offstage. These few
the charities. Kinchen wanted to stragglers were called back onto
make sure that everyone iii the the risers by the remaining choir
, . , thea!'!' ~e~ t!'~t he !,~c.ti7~S_, ~ • .', ~m~~: /:~}~t a~~."Jw~~'!t
,,. what he p. .reaches. ' ". ( . , by before the majori,y of'the
Although he still didn't hit
the high notes perfectly, Peralta's
charisma made it work out just
fine. The style of the song, West
Indian Calypso, also helped him
out drastically. Peralta's sliding
vocal_smatched the song's style
beautifully.
[was also impressed to
see that Peralta had the entire
song memorized. He had ari
enormous solo, which must have
been fairly difficult to memorize.
My personal favorite song
that University Chorale sang was
still "Marry a Woman Uglier
than You." This little number is
always quite the crowd pleaser.
Once again, the audience cracked
up at the song's lyrics. The title
probably had something to do
with it, too.
Voices of Parkside sang
eight numbers: "Praise Ye
the Lord," ."God is a Spirit,"
"Sing unto the Lord," "If music
be the Food of Love," "Hail
Mary," "Do not Awaken the
Sleeping Little Baby," "Rockin'
Jerusalem," and "Three Spanish
Carols" ("Pastores a Belen,"
"Que regalo?," and "Adorer eI
Nino").
The soloists in "Rockin'
Jerusalem" were Kristina Dahl
and Adrian O'Connor. Dahl's
operatic, soprano voice soared
once more. O'Connor gave a
good attempt at his solo but was
a'iittle Oat for most of it.
"If Music be the Food of
better job than when .1last saw , Love" was definitely one of
him perform the piece, ." 't e: , , my two favorite songs. that this
waiting choir finally decided to
exit.
This made a couple people
sitting in the audience yell,
''Well. is that the end, or isn't it?"
That was clearly the question
that everyone had at the time,
both on and off the stage.
University Chorale initially
sang seven songs: "Hallelujah!"
"All ye who music love," "All
Ye that Cried unto the Lord,"
"A Red, Red Rose," "Marry a
Woman Uglier than You," "Lo!
How A Rose E'er Blooming,"
and "Alleluia."
"Hallelujah!" started off
the concert with a powerful and
dynamic entrance. Rita Torcaso,
a student conductor, directed the
choir during "La! How A Rose
E'er Blooming."
Robin Haselwander, another
student conductor, directed the
choir during" All ye who music
loves."
Peterval Peralta, a tenor
in the University Chorale and
the soloist in "Marry a Woman
Uglier than You," did a much
particular choir sang. 1 listened
to part of this song while closin»0-
my eyes. I got goose bumps all
over my arm~. The song was so
entrancing that I got sleepier as it
continued.
Not only was this a gorgeous
song to begin with, but also
the choir performed it with 8
perfection. "
My other favorite song
that this choir performed was
Gregory Berg's ''Do not Awaken
the Sleeping Little Baby." This
number was a fun, staccato piece. I
In other words, this song's notes
and lyrics w~re short, accented,
and choppy. It was another
beautiful piece.
High Five, a female
ensemble, final!thad all of its
members on stage to perform
the Meredith Willson classic
from "The Music Man," -rui
There Was You." The members
included Elizabeth Lynn Hanson,
Briana Lipor, Aimee Miller, Sha-
Nita Rhea, and Lizann Villatoro.
The first time Iheard this
song performed by this group, I
thought it sounded fairly decent.
It is difficult to produce a 'great
number when not all of the
group's members are present.
This time around. with each of
the members there, the song
was brilliantly sung. It was
absolutely gorgeous!
After High Five performed,
the audience was Invited to sing
3 couple Christmas carols with
the choir. The audience and
choir were directed by Carly
Potter and Terry Spradlin. The
caroling sounded like it was a big
hit.
University Chorale was
back on the stage to close out the
show with four shorter pieces.
They sang "Pat-a-Pan,' "Nia,'
"Earol of the Bells," and "My
God is an Awesome God."
The final song, "My God
is an Awesome God." was. a
delightful ending to an excellent
concert: This song had the choir
swaying, sidestepping, and
smiling throughout the entire
piece.
The soloists were Ayesu
Lartey, Lizann Villatoro, and
Benjamin Hacker. Each of these
soloists did a great job and had a
nice. strong voice. Bravo to you
all!
There was supposed to be
one more section of the audience
joining with the choir in singing
more Christmas carols. but this
moment never happened.
Alejandro Alumbreros
accompanied the choirs on piano.
.1've never seen Alumbreros
perform before, but he was
clearly a professional and has
been playing the piano for a long
time. He was fun to watch, and
his hand movements on the keys
were intriguing.
Although this was a faprastic
concert, there weren't many
audience members.
1•
4 The Ranger News December 12, 2006
Parkside Choirs Sing Lik~ Angels
BY BRETT HOUDEK
houde000@uwp.edu
The UW-Parkside choral
department held a concert on
Sunday, Dec. 3, at 3:30 p.m.The
performances were absolutely
superb.
The UW-P arkside choirs,
under the direction of Dr. James
B . K inchen, Jr., held a special
benefi t concert for two i mportant
local charities: Even Start and
Proj ect New Life. A ll proceeds
went to the e twQ group s.
Halfway th roug h the
performanc e , Kinc he n took
the time to acknowledge some
audience member who were
affiliated with the two charities .
Kinchen told the audience what
good each charity does within
the Racine and Kenosha areas.
The audience was then asked to
s upport the charities as much as
possible. At that moment, in the
middle of the concert, Kinchen
got out his pre-signed personal
checks and gave them to each of
the charities. Kinchen wanted to
make sure that everyone in the
thea ~e kn.e""'._ that he J.>~C!iCCS
what he p reac hes .
The choirs, overall, sang
brilliantly. As any choral concert
should be, the singing was the
best part. However. what really
drew me and other audien c ·
members out of the concert were
the numerou lulls. or awkward
breaks, in between numbers
that were nothing but waiting,
and waiting and waiting for
o me th i ng to happen.
These pauses in the how
fo rced Dr. Kin chen to make
a couple improv speec hes.
It appeared as if t he stage
directions and knowing who wa
uppo ed to do wh at at a specific
time an d place in th e concert
were not olidified befo re h and .
F or example, after the
last song that was listed in the
prog ram, the audience members
applauded and began to leave.
However, they noticed that the
choir was still s tanding on the
stage risers.
A few choir members jumped
off of the risers and began to
disappear offstage. These few
stragglers were called back onto
the risers by the remaining choir
members. M least a minute went
0by before the majority of the
waiting choir finally decided to
exit.
This made a couple people
sitting in the audience yell,
"Well. is that the end, or isn't it?"
That wa clearly the question
that everyone had at the Lime,
both on and off the stage.
University Chorale initially
sang seven songs: "Hallelujah!"
''Al l ye who music love," "All
Ye that Cried unto the Lord,"
" A Red, Red Rose," " M arry a
Woman Ugli er than Yo u ," " Lo!
How A Ro e E'er Bl ooming,"
an d "AJleluia."
" Halle lujah !" started off
the concert with a pow erful and
dynamic e ntrance . Rita Torcaso,
a s tudent conductor, d irecte d the
choir during "Lo! How A Rose
E ' er Blooming."
Robin H aselwander, another
student conductor, directed the
choir during "All ye who music
loves."
Peterval Peralta, a tenor
in the University Chorale and
the soloist in "Marry a Woman
Uglier than You," did a much
better job than when I last saw
him perform the p~ .,
Although he. till didn't hit
the high notes perfectly, Peralta's
charisma made it work out just
fine. The style of the song, West
Indi an Cal ypso, also helped him
ou t drastically. Peralta 's sliding
vocal_s matched the song's style
beautifully.
I was also impre sed to
see that Peralta had the entire
song memorized. He had an
enormous olo, which must ha e
been fairly difficult to memo1;ze.
My personal favorite ong
that University Chorale sang was
still "Marry a Woman Uglier
than You." This little number is
always quite the crowd pleaser.
Once again, the audience cracked
up at the song's lyrics. The title
probably had omething to do
with it, too.
Voices of Parkside sang
eight numbers: " Prai e Ye
th e Lord," ."God i a Spiri t ,"
" Sing u n to the Lord," "If mu sic
be th e Food of Lo ve," " H ai l
Mary," " Do not Awaken the
Sleeping Little Baby," " Roc kin '
Jerusalem," and " Three Spanish
Carols" ("Pastore s a Belen,"
"Que regalo?," and " Adorar el
Nino").
The soloists in "Roclcin '
Jerusalem" were Kristina Dahl
and Adrian O ' Connor. Dahl's
operatic, soprano voice s~ared
once more. O 'Connor gave a
good attempt at his solo but was
a little flat for most of it.
"If Music be the Food of
Love" was definitely one of
my two favorite songs that this
particular choir sang. I listened
to part of this song while closino
0
my eye . I got goose bumps all
over my arms. The song was 0
entrancing that I got sleep ier as it
continued.
Not only was this a gorgeous
ong to begin with, but also
the choir performed it with
perfection.
My other favorite song
that this choir performed was
Gregory Berg' "Do not Awaken
the Sleeping Little B aby." Thi s
number was a fun, staccato pi ece.
In other word , thi o n g' notes
and lyric were s hort, accented,
and choppy. It was ano th er
beautiful piece.
High Five, a female
en emble, finally had all of its
members on stage to perform
the Meredith Willson classic
from "The Music Man," "Tili
There Was You." The membe rs
included Elizabeth Lynn Hanson,
Briana Lipor, Aimee Miller, ShaNita
Rhea, and Lizann Villatoro.
The first time I heard this
song performed by this group, I
thought it sounded fairly decen t.
It is difficult to produce a ·great
numtier when not all of the
group'. members are present.
T his time around, with eacli of
the members there, the song
was brilliantly ung. It was
ab olutely gorgeous!
After High Five performed,
the audience was invited to si ng
a couple Christmas carols with
the choir. The audience and
choir were directed by Carly
Potter and Terry Spradlin. The
caroling sounded like it was a big
hit.
University Chorale was
back on the tage to close out the
show with four shorter pieces .
They sang "Pat-a-Pan," "Nia,"
"Carol of the Bells," and "My
God is an Awesome God ."
The final song, "My God
is an Awesome God." was a
delightful ending to an excellent
concert. This song had the choir
swaying, sidestepping, and
·mi ling throughout the entire
piece.
The soloi ts were Aye u
Lartey, Lizann Villatoro, and
Benjamin Hack er. Each of the e
o l ois t d id a great j ob an d had a
nice, strong vo ice. B ravo to you
a ll !
There was suppo ed to be
o ne more ec tion of th e audience
joining with the choir in singing
more Chris tmas carols, but thi s
moment never happened.
Alejandro Alumbreros
accompanied the choirs on piano.
I've never seen Alumbreros
perform before, but he was
clearly a professional and has
been playing the piano for a long
time. He was fun to watch, and
his hand movements on the keys
were intriguing.
Although this was a fantastic
concert, there weren't many
audience members.
I
[)ecernber12.2006
SeAl••-or Art S ow
The Ranger News
BY ROBERT ROSATI
rosatOOO@uwp.edu
The Communication Arts
Gallery hosted the semester's
first Senior Art Show. The three
artists who were featured during
the Senior Art Show were
Jamison Bell, William Hinca
and Michael Rash. '
All three of them had a
number of works on display, to
the point where 55 total items
were on display for the public
to look at. Bell showcased
numerous works that were
completed through the
process of printmaki n 0O'
Hinca displayed many designs
that used graphic artistry, and
Rash had an abundance of
illustrations on display.
'In addition to their art
work, all three artists had
statements on display for the
public to view, which gave
an insight into what types of
characteristics are present in
their works as well as revealing
a bit about themselves.
Exerts from Hinca's
statement were "Like a
~haracter in a font, my function
IS to communicate speci fie
messages to my audiences.
My structural features of bold
italic, serif or san serif offer '
a variety of representations
information-and experienc~s.
"The majority of my
graphics consist of strategic
focal points consisting of
classical forms and elements
of characters. but from a new
perspective or with a new
motivation for sales. Iallocate
collective parameters of color
d~nsity, placement, and graphics
either in motion or static for my
works,"
Portions of Rash's
statement were "Every artist
should strive to affect or change
anyone coming in coiuact
with his or her art work. The
duty of an artist should couple
expression with practical
executiou.jind within such
a simplistic format, become
casual agents of transformation
or recognition in the audience.
"My work seeks to do so by
combining certain idealistic
elements of formalism with
an added emotional context of
imagery and shape."
Portions of Bell's
statement were "In order for
me to be an artist I must be
constantly having in my artistic
environment this is where I live
and find my inspiration. is why
I do what I do. This inspiration
comes from the everyday items.
where I see fonn and artistic
design.
'These ideas come from my ~
history in the automotive
and industrial fields. I tend- ~g
to foeus,.onJ.1:Je ~p£eneraLion,_ .. _,~z
of an industry and the graffiti ~
approach in industrial decay. g
Bell stated" ~
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Guitar Ensemble
BY ROBERT ROSATI - .
RosatOOO@uwp.edu were w.nuen by Antonio Lauro.
The Music department Lindquist and Robin-on
sponsors free concerts in i:rfonned Fernando or',
the Union Cinema Theater ue~ m Tho Mmemcms once
every Wednesday at noo Robinson \, '010 performance
Wednesday Dec 6 G . n. had concluded. The Guuar
. '. unar En bl
Ensemble performed at th ~111 e reappeared on
Union Cinema Theater T~" \tag.e a... an entire group and
concen was directed b~Gee ~rtc.mned" uite 111 C 1aJor"
Lindquist. orge 1 ~ Leonhard \ on COAl!. op.
Th
h
_6 to end the how It "a a
d e s ow opened wiIth SI.X spectacular concert
ance numbers from the 17th
and I th centuries. including
"Menuette" by Teleman and
"Bourree" by Bach. which
were performed by the
entire group. After that,
Vivaldi's "Andante" from
the "Concerto G" was
performed.
In solo performances.
Keith Abrams played
"Caprice" by Carcassi
and "Waltz" by Carulli.
Travis Robinson
then took center
stage while
performing
"Vals
Venezolano
No. 2" and
"Virgilio:'
both of which
Black Student Union
Has a Fashionable Night
" .. .'
JOYEIJX NOEL ('nm"," (;1I11I~TI'I \S)
.Y RAMON A. JAIMEZ
JaimeOOl@uwp.edu
It's hard to carry on the business 9f war when
Debas shared a drink with the enemy. Such is the
eSSQDof Christian Carion's "Joyeux Noel," shown
DIbe Uoion Cinema last Wednesday as part of
e Student Foreign Film Series despite technical
55ues Ibat delayed the start of the film.
Carion's film examines the events of the first
'~lrrujs.~d,tI!e,fjt:s~~ f!~"of,WqrldWar I"
in which German. French. and Scottish
soldiers enjoyed each other's drink,
music, and company to come together
on a frozen battlefield to forget the war
for a few hours. Together opposing
sides of war came to a peace that their
commanders could nOl understand or
accept, disbandjng or relocating those
units which had fraternized with the
opposition, for as the film's tagline says.
"Without all enemy. lhere can be no war:'
The unique horror of World War
I, in which there is constant shelling and
mOre than a few mjssions with very high
casualty rates, is hard to comprehend ill
the modern world where in we can see
whole wars fought on television and
won during commercial breaks. With an
absolutely perfect location. the snow, the
trenches. and the bombings are brought
back to horrid reality. Fear and disparity
play on the faces of the soldiers, perfectly
portrayed throughout the film. The sense
of loss and a desire for home are made
palpable by the end where, for getting so
close to the enemy, soldiers are denied
the chance to see their families before
headi.n.g to a new front.
If "Joyeux Noel" suffers from anything
it is a slow, plodding, pace. To get the
audience in touch with the soldiers, there
is a great effort made to focus on little things and
minor moments that anyone could relate roo And.
while this is effective, it forces the film to crawl at
times. None the less, "Joyeux Noel" proves to be
an enjoyable and enlightening step into the First
World War and the hopes and hardships suffered
therein.
t 1:
CAMILLA SI~10S
simon026@uwp.edu
Excitement. cncrg} and
Sl) Ie were ju ... t ...ome of the
words that could dc..c.ribc Black
Student Union· ...f'a\hlon Sho"
Frid3) night lllarlcd th~ ~nd
annual show.
The free e\ ent \\'h held I~
Main Place and featured l:\\
Park,ide ,tudeDh modellOg
clothing frPm local ,Ulre . .,ul.:h
as Attitude. Buc~le, CharI oliO
Ruse. Boston tore, After
Hours. Debb. and Morage
The opening catcg.o£).
entitled "Up and Coming" had
clothing from UW-Parkslde
student Edward Griffin. Grifhn.
the CEO and founder of the
online hip hop magazine www.
hiphopuciLcom, designed shirts
for the Web site.
Other categories were
titled Urban. Business; and
Formal. Each had about 15
models per category. Masters of
ceremonies Duane Johnson and
Latoya Henry kept the audience
amused with dancing. singing,
and laughter. WIPZ DJ.'d the
music at this event
The event was opened with
special guests Deuce Deuce, a
hip-hop group from Milwaukee
..,) way ofCtn \., udrc- C
members were n ouraged t
tand up and da.m: 10 the: beat
Dunng tnt mu Ion. (he C'h t
Dan ...c learn llcrtuncd the
.ludlcn C' \\uh roulll1 Ih r
ux:ludcd hlp--h0!l retlll
\ rOil I lal gu t
en: 1I1\'II~dh y,.av of \ Ir
invitation The I ull nd
'taff \\e aled I lal
lahl nc r the fron. of Ih
lage and \\ ~ ~I\en lal
tn:atlJl('nl "lIh ~ ndJ ht t hi
and catcn.-d sand\\1ct
JaJ...131(lhn n
pro~ammtng chair of th
e\ cnl. -.ald .... h ultcnUnn hlf
thi ) eat' 00\\ I 10hOI' I n'
mcamng and more Iud nl
cxpo\ure .,
The c\t.nt \\3 \Cf)
crowded and had man) gu
from ,urroundmg 11001
. uch as UW-Mlh .. ukee. W.
Whitewater. Marquette, and
Carthage College.
Dam'ha WillIam> ••
member of the audience, was
very Impressed WIth the show
"I like how they featured
different c10dung Slyl .....
said. "Everydung was up 10
date and very organm:d. Ihope
they have anod>er one."
oece,mber 12, 2006
e
ro at000@uwp.edu
The Communication Arts
Gallery hosted the semester's
first Senior Art Show. The three
artists who were featured during
the Senior Art Show were
Jamison Bell, William Hinca.
and Michael Rash.
All three of them had a
number of works on display, to
the point where 55 total items
were on di play for the public
to look at. Bell howcased
numerous works that were
completed through the
proces of printmakmg.
Hinca displayed many design
that used graphic artistry, and
Rash had an abunaance of
illustrations on di play.
In addition to their art
work, aJJ three artists had
statements on display for the
public to view, which gave
an insight into v,.hat types of
characteristics are prt:sent in
their works as well a revealing
a bit about themselves.
Exerts from Hinca ·s
statement were "Like a
character in a font, my function
i. to communicate specific
mes ages to my audiences.
My structural feature. of bold,
italic. serif or san serif ofter
a variety of representation .
information and experiences.
''The majority of my
graphic. consist of strategic
focal points consisting of
clas. ical ~ rms and elements
of characters, but from a new
perspective or with a new
motivation for sales. I allocate
collective parameter of color.
density, placement and graphic
either in motion or static for my
works."
Portions of Ra!sh 's
stat ment w re ".l~,ery artist
should strive to affect r change
anyone coming in co11tact
with his or her art work. The
duty of an artist should couple
expression with practical
xecution, ,l_nd within such
a simpli:tic fom1a1. become
casual agents of tmnsformation
or recognition in the audience.
"My work seeks to do so by
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combining certain 1dcali ti
element s of formalism with
an added emotional conte t of
imagery and shape."
Portions of Bell'
·tatement were · In order for
me to be an arti t l must be
constantly having in m} arti. tic
environment thi. i v.here l liH!
and find my inspiration. i h)
J do \\ hat I do. Thi 1n p1ration
come from the e, Cl) day item
where I ee form and arti ti
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in which Gennan. French. and coui h
soldiers enjoyed each other· drink.
music. and company to come logcth r
on a fro.ten battlefield to forget the 'I\
for a few hour .. Together oppo ing
sides of war came to a peace that their
commanders 1.:ould not under tand or
accept. disbanding or relocating tho e
units which had fratemi7ed with th
opposition. for as the tilm' taglinc a) ...
"Without an enemy. there can be no Y.ar.
The unique horror or World War
I. in which there is con tanr shelling and
more than a few missions with ,cry high
casualty rates, is hard to comprehend in
the modem world where in we can ee
whole war fought on tele, i. ion and
won during commercial breaks. With an
absolutely pertect location. the sno\\, tl1e
trenches. and the bombings are brought
back to horrid reality. Fear and disparity
play on the faces of the . oldiers. perfectly
po rtrayed th roug hout th e film . The en. e
of loss and a de ire for home are rn_ade
paJpable by the end where. for ge tll?g o
close to the enemy, soldiers are demed
the chance to ee their fami lie before
heading to a new front. .
If "Joyeux oel'' uffers from anything L-------~~~:_..:::..:::::::~:_ ______ __. it is a low, plodding, pace. T~ get th e
. audience in touch with the soldiers, there Y RAMON A. JAIMEZ
jaimeOOI@uwp.edu
It's hard to carry on the business 9f war when
ne has shared a drink with the enemy. Such is the
CSSon of Christian Carion's "Joyeux Noel," shown
0 the Union Cinema last Wedne day as part ~f
e Student Foreign Film Series de pite techrucaJ
ssues that delayed the start of the film.
Canon's film eitamines the events of tbe firS t
· stmas, and the .first <;ease ~.re, of Worl<l W~ I, ·
is a great effort made to focu on little things an!
. ts that anyone could relate to. An ' mmor momen fi wl at
hil this is effective, it forces the lm to era
: e None the Jess, "Joyeux Noel" proves to be
:::joyable and enlightening step i~to the;trs~
World War and the hopes and hardships su ere
therein.
Guitar Ensemble
BY ROBERT ROS Tl
Ro,atOOO@uwp.edu
The 1u\tc department
sponsor free concen m
the nion Cinema Theater
eve!) Wedne. da) at n n.
Wedne da}. Dec. 6. Guitar
En emblc perfonncd at the
nion Cinema Thl: tcr. Th
concert 'I\ a, direct d by G org
Lindqui t.
The h \\ opened with i
dance numhcr from th 17th
and I th centurie , including
.. lenueue" b) Telcman and
"Bourree" by Ba ·h. , hi h
\\ ere perfonned b) the
entire group, After that.
Vivaldi" "Andante•· from
the ··concerto G" 'I\ a
perfonned.
In olo perfonnanl
Keith bmm. played
··caprice" b) Carca i
and "Waltz" by arulli.
Tra,i R bin n
tage whil
performing
"Val
\'enezolano
Black Student nion
Has a Fa hionable
'fht:openm
entitled " p nd omin
clothing from \ •-~ r id
student~Edward riffin Gri Im
the CEO and found r o 1
online hip hop magazin w ·
hiph pucit.com. design d hirt
fo r the We b ite.
0th r ateg rie \\
tjtled Urban, Bu in ; and
Formal. Each had bout 15
model per category. Ma ter., o
ceremonies Duane John n and
Latoya Henry kep~ lhe ~ud~e n
amu ed with dancmg. 10 mg.
and laughter. WIPZ DJ. 'd lhe
musi c at thi event. .
The event was opened \\1th
special gu lS Deuce Deuce. a
hip-hop group from Milwaukee
ht
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6 The Ranger News
December 12,2006
Men Lose Two Leads on Road
BY JOSH TALYOR
taylo039@uwp.edu
The UW-Parkside Men's
Basketball team took a trip to
Illinois for two Great Lakes Valley
Conference games last week. The
Rangers returned with two hard
fought losses and a conference
record of 1-3 (6-4 overall). The
team suffered a loss of 66-62 to the
Cougars of SIU Edwardsville on
Thursday night, Dec. and another
defeat of 82-72 to the Hawks of
Quincy University on Saturday
afternoon, Dec. The Rangers led
until late in both games.
Good all-around effort by both
teams had Thursday's game against
SIU-Edwardsville tied at the end
of the first half .. As a team, the
Rangers made five three-pointers
• and shot 45.2 percent from the field
in the first half. Brad Ferstenou and
Cory Brezovar both knocked down
two jumpers each from long range.
The Cougar's matched the hot
shooting of the Rangers with a first
half percentage of 51.7 from the
field. There were six ties and five.
lead changes in the first half, with
Lavontay Fenderson taking-flight
with a powerful slam to tie the
game at 34 to end the first half.
UW-Parkside's nice shooting
continued in the second half. as the
Rangers added four more threepointers
and shot 42.9 percent from
the field. The game' continued
to be tight, however, as the lead
continued to flip-flop between UWParks
ide and Sill-Edwardsville.
While attempting 13 more
shots from the charity stripe than
the Rangers' single second half
free throw attempt, the Cougars
captured a four-point lead over the
Panthers with 3 :08 remaining in the
game. Fenderson then hit a threepoint
shot to reduce the Cougar's
lead to one, making the score 63-
62.
A pair of turnovers and missed
shots by UW-Parkside allowed
SIU-Edwardsville to pull away
with the 66-62 victory over the
Rangers. Ferstenou led all Rangers
with 14 points, while Fenderson
and Brezovar both contributed with
13 points in Thursday's difficult
contest.
UW-Parkside arrived at
Quincy University on Saturday,
Dec. 9, desiring a win to redeem
Thursday's loss. The team found
itself in another tense first half of
basketball.
The Rangers jumped out to an
early seven-point lead, making five
of their first six shots from the field.
. The Rangers shot 43.3 percent from
the field for the entire half. Quincy
quickly diminished UW-Parkside's
lead with their own great shooting,
making five of eight froin threepoint
range for 62.5 percent.
Quincy's Andre Muse finished
the first half with a three-pointer
to capture the lead for·Quincy;
however, La Ventay Fenderson and
Kyle Clark's first half points of
12 and II, respectively, kept the
Rangers close behind the Hawks at
halftime.
Quincy University entered the
second half by quickly securing
an eight-point lead. Good defense
then fueled the Rangers, as they
went on a 9-0 run to recapture the
lead 46-45.
Midway through the second
half, Parkside began to pull
away with a seven-point lead,
but poor shooting from the field
allowed Quincy to get back into
the game. Down "the stretch, the
Ranger's 25 percent shooting from
long range, along with the 26-
point effort from Quincy's Muse,
accompanied by his teammate
Joel Box and his 25 points and rebounds, caused UW-Parkside to
fall to Quincy University in a final
of 82-72.
Fenderson led all the Rangers
with 19 points. Kyle Clark added
15 points, and TyroneDeacon
scored 12 in Saturday's contest.
The Rangers will now look to
regain some momentum against
their next four opponents, all of
which are non-conference matches.
They meet up with the
Saginaw Valley State Cardinals
of the Great Lakes Intercollegiate _
Athletic Conference on Wednesday,
Dec. 13, for their third road game
within a week. Their next GLVC
competition doesn't come until
the Northern Kentucky Norse visit
UW-Parkside on Jan. 4 of next year.
How Stressed Are You?
AMANDA mandi.noe@gmail.com
As students near the end
of semester. their stress
levels begin to rise. This is due
10 pressure from final exams.
papenl. pending graduations,
going home for the holidays. and
much more.
One easy way to tell if
someone is stressed out is to
take a stress lest, which can
be accessed through www.
stressbusting.co.uklquiziquiz.
Here, one can be rated by
their answers to 30 questions,
and then the Web site will say
if it is time to seek professional
help.
If someone is stressed out,
there are lots of things that they
can do for relief. For example.
take a few hours a week out of
study time and replace it with
personal time. This has been
proven to help reduce the effects
of stress. Some other helpful
techniques include keeping a
journal and talking to people to
help reduce stress.
Exercising regularly is
another good way to relieve
pressure. Most people don't
realize that stress raises
hydrocortisone levels, which
increases fat content. This
makes irmore important for
people to stay stress-free for
their health.
1£ a person is too stressed
out, then the ability to eatdt
influenza or a cold is higher.
as well. Being too sick 10 take
finals will make for a shoner
• holiday break, because those
finals will have to be made up.
Avoiding the use of alcohol or
cigarettes to cope with stress is
also beneficial to good health,
Another simple stress
reliever is taking five minutes
during studying to stretch those
weary anns lind legs. Keeping
the blood flow going constamly
relaxes the body and keep person awake.
Certain aromas also can
help with reducing stress. such
as jasmine. chamomile, and
lavender. which scents higbly
recommended for producing
calming effects.
Organize the work area wben
studying for a certain subject,
and put all other hooks and
corresponding materials away
while working. Knowing that
everything else put away will
put the other subjects out of
ntind.
It is also important to think
positively about one's self in
relation to what is going on in
life. A positive outlook on doing
well with individual goals will
help reduce stress levels.
Those interested in more
information on stress relieving
tips can check out www.rd.com
and www.stressbusting.co.uk:.
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SIDE POLICE BEING
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That seems a little harsh for a university .
. Allison Nielson, 19, Psychology
situations.
Dwayne Johnson. 20, English
Anything to help the police.
Lukas Bowar, 22, Criminal Justice
I am all for it.
Sal Scotto DiVetta, 21, Communications
They should be able to have the sarne rights as
any other police officer.
Stephen Turk, 20, Political Science
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Dog Life by Mary Kate Bernier
Classifieds Ads
Now Hiring
We will work around your hours.
Selling jobs and ski. board, and bike
service. Ski and Sports Chalet (262)
658-8515 I0 a~m. to 6 p.m.
Christian family looking for
consistent child care provider in our
home for two children. 5 and 2, every
Saturday and Sunday. Must have own
transportation. $6.50Ihour. 262-909-
3074.
Famous Dave's is hiring! We're
located in Pleasant Prairie off
Hwy, 50. Looking for outgoing
personalities for our host counter
position. SLOP by for an application
and return.
Do you want to be a mentor? Are you
2 I? Do you have two free hours a
week? Contact Abbie Huck at 656-
8420 ext. 175.
Aurora Medical Center volunteers
invite you to join Our hospital
volunteer group. We greer patients
and visitors, transport patients to
their cars and much more. Call for
more information - Peggy Crane 948-
5605. Located all0400 75"' Street,
Kenosha.
San Juan Diego Middle School,
Racine WI, Volunteers needed. One
day/evening/week. After school
activities program, M- T-W 3:30 - 5
p.m. Memorlng Program M-T-W-T7
- 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator
rayp@sjdms.org.
Safe Haven of Racine, Inc. Relief
Staff openings. Part time, weekends,
holidays - 24 hr. residential shelter
and transitional living programs.
Applications online at: www.
safehavenofracine.org $7.50/$8.50
per hour. Flexible schedule. -
Museums need you! Consider
volunteering at the Kenosha Public
Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery
Museum! Have fun and meet people
from around the world. Great
experience. Call (262) 653-4139.
Meet the World at Parkside
Join us for the weekly meetings
of Parkside. International Club
(PIC) every Wednesday at 12:00
in Molinaro 109. For more
information, contact President:
komaldhindsa@gmai1.com or vice
president: iakhalid@yahoo.com.
FREE PIZZA! Flexible hours. Make
some money while working part time
at Nick-n-Willy's Pizza. Stop by for
an application, II a.m. to 8 p.m. 1-94
& Hwy. 50. 857-8039.
SERVERS-Part time eves.
Apply in person, THE YELLOW
ROSE, 340 Main St., Racine
Cooks- Part time eves.
Apply in person, SEBASTIAN'S,
6025 Douglas Ave.) Racine.
Doc 'FE
Services
Cal! STS for the best deals to
this year's top 10 Spring Break
destinations! Earn the highest rep
commissions! Ask about our group
discounts! Voted best party schedules.
1-800-648-4849. www.ststraveLcom.
Questions about abortion? Make an
informed choice. Call Alpha Center
(262) 637-8323
Care Net Pregnancy Center:
Pregnancy tests, parenting classes,
material assistance. All 'Services free
and confidential. Call 262-658-2222
(Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion, ll.)
Opening soon in Racine. Also looking
for volunteers and interns.
For Rent
Parkview Manor Apartments now
accepting applications.
Studio - $385
1 Bedroom - $485
2 Bedroom - $585
Air, heat. appliances, underground
parking, balcony, on-site storage
and laundry, park-like setting, quiet
and secure, professional staff. on
the busline. 2200 Washington Ave:
Racine. Please call for a tour today!
(262) 898-3953
Studio apartment, 6505 22"' Ave. Rear,
Kenosha. Utilities and appliances
included. $400 per month plus security
deposit. Contact Betty at (414) 828-
5024.
Female needs a place to share housing.
January to May. Cal! 496,5526.
Responsible roommate wanted to
share large house. Northeast Kenosha,
$400 per month deposit needed. Call
Mary (262) 818-6818.
Responsible roommate wanted.
lncludes own bed room, bathroom, in
unit laundry and on site parking. On
Wood Rd. near themall. Rent 400$.
For more info please call 262-960-
4244
For Sale
Student Kaitlyn Ulmer's first poetry
collection: Inklings. Available online
at www.publishamerica.com.Price:
$19.95.
Poetry Booklet by Soraya, Price $10.
pouriOOO@uwp.edu.
2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS V6
3.8 Liter All new tires and breaks, 25-
28 mpg, great runner. Sharp looking
- Must See! 103,000 miles $7,000
contact Kim @ 262-498-6072 or
srhwa023@yahoo.com.
Announcements
Would you be interested in joining
a Heathen/PaganlEtc/Questioning
group? Email me at Foat
0000 I @uwp.edu. I am Looking to
see if there is enough support to get
this started.
Do yon have a talent you want to
sho« off? Then come to Talent
Night Tuesdays sponsored by
Parkside Activities Board. Next
TNT is on November 21st. 8 p.m. in
the Union.
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So did Cbarlemape just i...ve
us all in his room... alone?
Another Subplot by Matthew Gonya and Henry D. Ga kin
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Dog Life by Mary Kate Bernier
Now Hiring
We will work around your hours.
Selling job!> and sk1. board, and bike
ervice. Sl-i and Sport Chalet (262)
658- 515 10 a.m . to 6 p.m.
Christian family looking for
c nsistent child care provider in our
home for two children, 5 and 2, every
Saturday and unday. Mu t have own
transportation. $6.50/hour. 262-909-
3074.
Famous Dave' is hiring! We're
located in Pleasant Prairie off
Hwy. 50. Looking for outgoing
personalities for our ho. t counter
p sition. Stop by for an application
and return.
Do you want to be a mentor? Are you
21? Do you have two free hour a
week? oniact Abbie Hue!- at 656-
8420 e . l. ]75.
Aurora Medical Center volunteer
im ite you to join our hospital
volunteer group . We greet patients
and visitors, transp rt patients to
their car and much more . Call for
more information - Peggy Crane 948-
5605. Located at 10400 75~• treet.
Keno ·ha.
San Juan Diego Middle chool,
Racine WI, Volunteer needed. One
day/evening/week. After chool
activities progmm, M-T-W 3:30 - 5
p.m. Mentoring Program M-T-W-T7
- 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator
rayp @sjdms. org.
Sa fe Have n of Ra ine, Inc. Relief
Staff openings. Part time, weekend ,
holidays - 24 hr. residential :,helter
and tran!>itional living program ..
pplicati ons online a t: w ww.
safe ha veno rrac ine .org ' 7 .50/$8. 50
per hour. Flexible schedule.
Museums need you! Consider
volun'teering at the Kenosha Public
Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery
Museum! Have fun and meet people
from around the world. Great
experience. Call (262) 653-4139.
Meet the World at Parkside
Join us for the weekly meeting
of Parkside International Club
(PJC) every Wednesday at 12:00
in Molinaro 109. For more
information, contact President:
koma1dhindsa@gmail.com or vice
president: iak.halid@yahoo.com.
FREE PIZZA! Flexible hours. Make
some money while working part time
at ick-n-Willy's Pizza. Stop by for
an application, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. l-94
& Hwy. SO. 857-8039.
SERVERS-Part time eves.
Apply in per on, THE YELLOW
ROSE, 340 Main St. Racine
Cooks- Part time eves.
Apply in person, SEBASTIAN'S,
6025 Douglas Ave .. Racine.
Services
Call STS for the best deal to
thi year' top IO Spring Break
destination ! Earn the highest rep
commissions! Ask about our group
discounts! Voted best party schedules.
1-800-648-4849. www.st travel.com.
Questions about abortion? Make an
informed choice. Call Alpha Center
(262) 637-8323
Care Net Pregnancy Center:
Pregnancy test. , parenting clas es,
material assi tance. All service · free
and confidential. Call 262-658-2222
~ (Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion, IL)
Opening oon in Racine. At o looking
for volunteer· and inlerns.
For Rent
Parkview Manor Apartments now
accepting application ·.
tudio - $385
1 Bedroom - 485
2 Bedroom - $585
Air, heat appliances , underground
p;. in g, ha lcony, on-site ·torage
and 1a·undr). park-like setting, quiet
and secure, professional staff. on
the busline. 2200 Washington Ave.
Racine. Please call for a Lour today!
(262) 898-3953
Studio apartment. 6505 22nd Ave. Rear,
Kenosha. Utilitie. and appliances
included. $400 per month plus ecurity
deposU. Contact Betty at (414) 828 -
5024.
Female needs a place to share hou ing.
January to May. Call 496-5526.
Responsible roommate wanted to
:hare lar e house. 'orthcaM Ken ~ha.
400 per month de posit needed. Call
Mary (262) 818-6818.
Responsible roommate wanteu.
Includes own bed room, bathroom. in
unit laundry and on site parking. On
Wood Rd . near the. mall. Rent 400 .
For more info please call 262-960-
4244
For Sale
Student Kaitlyn Ulmer's fir t poetry
collection: Inklings. Available online
at www.publi hamerica.com. Price:
$19.95.
Poetry Booklet by Soraya, Price $ l 0.
po~riOOO@uwp.edu.
200 I Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS V6
3.8 Liter All new tires and breaks, 25-
28 mpg, great runner. Sharp looking
Must See! 103,000 miles $7,000
contact Kim @ 262-498-6072 or
srnwa023@yahoo.com.
Announcements
Would you be interested in joining
a Heathen/Pagan/Etc/Questioning
group? Email me at Foat
OOOOl@uwp.edu. I am Looking to
see if there i enough support to get
thi~ arted.
Do you have a talent you want to
c,ho,, • ff? Then come to Talent
Ni.gh Tuesdays . pon ored by
Parkside Activities Board. ext
TNT is on November 21st. 8 p.m. in
the Union.
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art exhibits
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choir
equitable treatment act
fashion show
mental health
parkside student government association (PSGA)
senior art show
snakes
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EPA To Hold 4th Annual P3 Competition
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~RJahne er
~Ne s Unlvenlty of Wlsconsln.Parkslde's Student Newspaper
Attention AI
freshman
Waistli
September 12, 2006
Alumni of/Color
Page 7
UW-Parkside's Backyard Game of Tag
STAFF REPORT
Music played as the aroma of grilled
food hung in the air, Thursday, Sep. 7, at the
tenth annual Backyard Bash that welcomed
new and returning students.
Held at the Union Square Patio from
3:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., the event was hosted
by Parkside Activities Board, WIPZ, Student
Life, and Peer Health Educaters.
Students were able to participate in Laser
Invader and Sing Out A Tune, as well as
have a Freaky Foto taken or have a caricature
drawing made of themselves.
Student Sherli Harum said sbe had
fun dancing but did not get drawn this year
because the line was too long.
"There were more people than the
previous year." said Harum. She said the
number of students lessened by the later part
of the night.
A local band, Black Elephant, played
a free show before a drawing ihat held the
chance for a new student to win free tuition.
Parkside Activities Board advisor, Tony
Kwiatkowski, said that he estimated around
200 students attended and that tuition and
bookstore money were given away as prizes.
"It was good to see students out baving fun
and getting free stuff," said Kwiatkowski.
Parkside Ada
echnology
Page 3
EPA To Hold 4th
Annual P3 Competition
BY JONTDENECKE
schmi 133@uwp.edu
The U.S. Environmental
Protection Agency National
Center for Environmental
Research is having its fourth
Annual P3 Awards: People,
Places, Planet
competition.
The P3 competition
is held to provide grants to
groups of college students
who are interested in doing
research and developing
designing solutions to help
people and the planet. The
EPA says the agency
plans to award
up to $1.25
million
in
grants
to
teams
df srudettts
who are creative
in finding ways
to protect and
preserve the
environment,
P3 is a
partnership between public
and private sectors trying
to improve the environment
and protect natural resources.
Some of the companies
that are participating" in this
process are Diam1er Chrysler,
Dell, Herman Miller,
Hewlett-Packard, Nextant,
US Business Council for
Sustainable Development. A
few of the non-government
organizations that are also
involved are Engineers
without Borders, American
Chemical Society, and
Association of American
Geographers according
to http://es.epa.gov.lncer/
rfal2oo7/_p3_ 4thannual.htm!.
According to the EPA
"The P3 competition is open
to teams of students attending
colleges, universities,
and other post secondary
educational institutes.
Interdisciplinary teams
are strongly encouraged,
including representatives
from multiple engineering
departments and/or
departments of chemistry.
architecture, industrial
design,
economics,
policy,
social
sciences, business,
communications. etc."
There are 50 grants
of up to $ 10,000 each that
will be awarded. Proposals
must reach the EPA by
December 2l, 2006. For
application procedures and
the materials needed for this
year's grants those interested
can go to http://es.gov/ncer/
rfal2007/2007 _p3_ athannual.
html or, for more information
about this competition, http://
www.epa.gov/p3.
WISCONSIN COVENANT EVALUATED
BYDANTELROCKEL
rncke()()I@uwp.edu
In a speech to the UW
Board of Regents quoted in
theMay 5 posting of the UW
System News and Events page,
Gov. Jim Doyle discussed,
among many topics, one of
the key initiatives in the 2007-
2009 UW budget request, the
Wisconsin Covenant. The
Wisconsin Covenant is a new fI
program geared to increase
enrollment and graduation
Withinthe UW System.
"This is a basic exchange
of promises," Doyle said of the
Covenant. "I want the university
and the state of Wisconsin to say
that if you do all that [perform
well in high school and take
college prep classes], there will
be a place in the UW System
for you. We will work with your
families to assure you can afford
that education." This sound
bite was heard on the heels of a
6-percent increase in tuition at
UW- Madison. .
The program falls short of
this promise. Doyle, in another
part of the speech, makes
comments that line up more .
fully with the purpose of the bill.
After praising the chancellors
and President Reilly. for their
work to expose and change
the decreasing number of lowincome
people attending college
on a national level, Doyle said of
the low-income people, 'That's
not acceptable. It isn't fair, and
we're leaving too much talent to
the side when we're not making
sure that those kids are coming
through."
The Wisconsin Covenant
in its current form, as found in
the Feb. 9 documentation by
Sharon Wilhelm, states that
':~l?~g~e.t ~'!!U,~Q~,ed,Opy!~' \. . . ,
students from Wisconsin who
meet a three-part requirement
(education, civic, and needs)
will be given additional grants to
attend a UW campus.
The educational part of
the requirements consists of
college preparatory classes and
maintaining a high grade point
average or high-class ranking.
The civic part requires the
student to perform community
service and stay out of trouble
while attending high school. .
The final requirement is
that the student's parents have
a combined family income
of below $47,000 a year. The
ceiling for this program would
mean a married couple each
making $ 11.75 per hour for 50
weeks at 40 hours per week or a
single: parent making $23.50 per
hour working the same schedule
would be making too much for
their child to qualify.
The first students taking
part in the program should
be arriving on UW campuses
starting in 20 JJ pending budget
approval in early 2007.
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, mber 12, 2006
11:00 AM-8:00 PM
Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens
Wednesday, September 13. 2006
10:30AM-!:30 PM
Student Organizations & Involvement Fair
Main Place
11:00 AM-8:00 PM
Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens
Com. Arts Gallery
4:00 PM-8:oo PM
WIPZ Patio Concert
Union Square
7:00 PM-8:oo PM
Science Night: 'Saving Panama's Amphibians'
Greenquist Hall
9:00 PM-Il:00 PM
Foreign Film: 'Look at Me'
Union Cinema
Thursday, September 14, 2006
11:00 AM-5:OO PM
Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens
COin. Arts Gallery
12:00 PM-I:OO PM
Study Abroad Information Session: South Africa
Tallent Hall 180
6:00 PM-Il:00 PM
ARU Social
Union W7 & The Den
7:00 PM-II:00 PM
WIPZ Uoderground
1beDea
7:30 PM-9:3O PM
ForeipYdm: 'Look at Me'
UllillD Cinema
~~15,20Q6
t:oo'PM-3:(J() PM
• Men', Soccer vs. Soutllem nlinOis-BdwardsvUle
WOQd Rd. Yield
l:ll!l PM-I 0:00 PM
:fleIooDle Back. CooIwut &:
~Mll~S
3:30 PM-5:30 PM
Women's Soccer vs, Sout!Iem Dlinois-EdwaldsvUle
Wood Rd. Field
3:30 PM-5:OO Gender, Race & Oass Book Oub: 'On BaiitY'
Union1lY7
5:30 S:3O PM
Scholar &: Donor Recognition Night
Parkside Cafe!
7:00 PM-9: 45 PM
Community Band rehearsal
Com Arts 0..118
7:30 PM-9:30 PM
Foreign Film: 'Look at Me'
Union Cinema
9:00 PM-II:59 PM
Delta Sigma Theta dance
Union Square
(Admission: TBAI
Saturday, September 16, 2006
12:00~'OOAM
Delta Sigma Theta dance
Union Square
12:45 PM-J:20 PM
Midwest Collegiate Open ClQSs-roUlllt'Yrace
Nat'l Cross-Country Course
5:00J>M-7:00 PM
Foreign Film: 'Look at Me'
Union Cinema
8:00 PM-IO:00 PM
Foreign Film: 'Look at Me'
Union Cinema
Sunday, September 17, 2bo6
12:00 PM-2:00 PM .
Men's Soccer vs. Quincy University
Wood Rd. Field
2:00 PM-4:00 PM
Foreign Film: 'Look at Me'
Union Cinema
2:30 PM-4:30 PM
Women's Soccer vs'. Quincy University
Wood Rd. Field
5:00 PM-7:oo PM
Foreign Film: 'Look at Me'
Union Cinema
Monday, September 18. 2006
11:00 AM-5:oo PM
Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens
Com. Arts Gallery
-12:ooPM-I:J5 PM
Hispanic Heritage Month Kick-nff
Main Placc & others
P liCE .....,.,.,.,.".. BLOTTER
09/06-523 Alarm - BuildinglBusiness. Wyllie Hall. 7:51am.
UWPPD alarm panel reports active alarm. Officer
responds to location, and was met by FMC personnel who
accidentally set off alarm. Alarm reset, Officer cleared.
.06-524 Agency Assist. Center University Grounds.
4: 17jpm. Kenosha Sheriff Dept. request assistance I locating
yoa. Autistic Boy. Child was located, Officers cleared.
06-525 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. Comm Arts
Lot. 8: 07am. Officer takes Accident Report and issued
citation to Allyson R LLanas for Speeding. No injures
reported. Officer cleared.
06-526 Theft From Building. University Apartments.
4:08pm. Officer takes Theft report. Officer cleared.
06-527 Liquor Law Violation. University Apartments.
. l1:04pm. Officers issued 4 Citations for Underage Drinlcing
Possess/Consumption. cleared.
06-528 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. University
Apartments. 11:46pm. crn indicated active warrant. Subject
unable to Post Bond. Then transported to Kenosha Sheriff
Dept, to Public Safety Building "Jail". O!ficer cleared.
06-529 Alarm - BuildinglBusiness. Com Arts Bldg.
7: 16am. UWPPD alarm panel indicate acti ve alarm. Officer
responds to location, alarm set off by custodial staff at
unmarked door. Alarm reset, officer cleared.
06- 530 Other UWS 18 Violations. Com Arts Lot. 1:21pm.
While patrolling officer observed flyers placed under
the windshield wipers of vehicles. Verbal Warrnng to
DeRango's management. Officer cleared,
06-531 Other UWS 18 Violations. tom Arts Lot. 1:53pm.
While patrolling officer observed subject distributing flyers.
Nowak warned, she apologized and left campus. Officer
cleared.
06-532 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Union Lot. '4:22pm.
Officer takes report for UWP Parking Permit stolen from
vehicle. No other damaged reported to vehicle. Replacement
permit issued. Officer cleared. .
06-533 Misuse of Handicap Placard. Union Lot. I 2:25pm.
Citation issued to Adam J Frederiksen for Misuse of a
Handicap Permit. Officer cleared.
06-534 Theft s-From a Motor Vehicle. Com Arts Lot.
1:26pm. Officer takes report for UWP Parking Permit
stolen from vehicle. No other damaged reported to vehicle. '
Replacement permit issued. Officer cleared.
06-535 Misuse of Haodicap Placard. Ranger Lot. 5:00pm.
Citation issued to Kanika Jones for Misuse of a Handicap
Permit. Officer cleared.
06-536 Medical Assistance. Inner Loop Road Underneath
Molinaro Bridge ..9:54pm. Officer o~serve subject having
Asthma attack. Medical Unit requested they arrive. Subject
refuses transport to Hospital. Officers cleared.
06-537 Possession of MarijuanaIDrug Paraph. Ranger
Hall. JO:2Ipm. Officers responded to a Marijuana smell
complaint. One citation issued for Underage Drinking.
And Two citations issued for Possession of Marijuana.
One of the subject placed on Probation & Parole Hold, and
transported to Kenosha Public Safety Building "Jail" per
their request. Officers cleared.
09/08/06
06-538 Theft - From Building. Ranger Hall. 12:25am,
Officer takes Theft Report. Officer cleared.
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11 :04pm. Offi rs C1tatiori or Undc e rinking
P · ·s/ onsump ion. Officers de d.
5-8 p·c up Olher Agf."11 y. Univ rsity
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30 Othe UWS 1 8 ol.rti . om Arts Lot. 1: 2.1 pm.
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06~ ~ J Other: UW Viol tions. Com An Lot 1 :'While ffi r ab erved di. ribu ing Hye
wak w m d, Mte apoJ gized a.nd camp . Offic r
de.are .
532 The t rom Vi hi I . ot. Of cer t. - · repon or P rntil f: m
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09/07/06
533 is f PJa ar . Lol 12:itation lo dam Frederik. e f r Mi · ·e fa
Permit Offic r [eared.
00-534 The - From a Motor Lot
I :t s Pllf'king Pennit
to1en fr m v hicle. o th rd aged repo , d ehiclc.
Replacemc l pennit L. u J. deared.
06-5 5 Mi'i:us.e of H ndicup Placard. Rang r Lot. 00p!flitacion
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5 6 M <.lical A .. istunc . Molinaro Bri g . 9:54pm. Offi er o~Scerv '!l.lbject ha i~g
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The Ranger News =-....-..=~~-------------- __
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.Parkside Adapts to Technology
Some of Durso's
duties include
setting up classroom
technology policies,
strategies, standards,
and directions.
security of UW-Parkside's
technology, she also looks
at cost efficiency and the
technical support services
for each managed network,
server. desktop, and classroom
BY BRETT HOUDEK
houdeOOO@uwp.edu
Due to constant and rapid
advancements around the
globe, technology is literally
impossible to keep up with.
Like the rest of the world,
UW-Parkside has made some
Changes to adapt to modem
technology. UW-Parkside,
however, is "behind.the times"
in some areas. too.
UW-Parkside's chief
information officer, Ann Marie
Durso, said that "learning to
effectively manage, adopt,
leverage, and exploit the
benefits of new technology
"LEARNING TO
EFFECTIVELY
MANAGE, ADOPT,
LEVERAGE,
AND EXPLOIT
THE BENEFITS
OF NEW
.TECHNOLOGY IS
NO LONGER AN
OPTION BUT A
REQUIREMENT."
-SAID ANN MARIE DURSO, UW-PARKSIDE'S
CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER.
is no longer an option but a
requirement. " While ensuring the ongoing
operational reliability and CONTINUE PAGE 4
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Parkside Adapts to Technology
B BREIT HOUDEK
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Due to constant and rdpid
advancements arou.nd the
globe; tcchnnlogy h Ht ally
impus~ihle lo c.ep up wit ,
Like U1c re. 1 o lb· orld,
W-Park.-;ide ha.! made some
change. lo adapt lLl modem
lt.:(;hn lo y. UW- · side,
ho cv r,' ''behind lhc times"
in some arew.. too.
UW-Parki ide', chid
i formation officer, nn farie
Ourso. said lhal .. ltmming l
effecti ·dy mmmge, adopt.,
l eroge. and c:i.ploil the:
bene b of J1ev. techn~llogy
G TO
L
MANAGE, ADOP ,
LEVERAGE,
A D EXPLOIT
THE BE EFITS
TECHNOLOGY IS
NO LO GER AN
OPTION BUT A
REQUIREMENT.''
-SAJD ANN MARIE DURSO, UW-PARKSIDE'S
CHIEF NFORMATJON OFFICER.
· no I ng~r an r,pti rt but •
f~ljllircm 'nt ...
While ·munn II · un in
,lpeI liuuaJ rcl iabil it} ~
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The Ska Kid's Top 5 Songs
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Pho!O by Dan lbrkilseo
UW-Parkside student has a free caricature drawing done Thursday, Sep 7 at
Backyard Bash, which was sponsored by Parkside Activities Board, WIPZ, Peer
Health Educators, and Student Health.
Sustainable Racine, Sirens of Cinema, Sparta Rocks!,
Wisconsin on the Reel, Ripp Productions,
and Bear Tooth Wiring Present. ..
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HORROR/SCI·FI/FANTASTY FILM FESTIVAL
OCTOBER 20-26, 2006
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TECHONOLOG~
CONTINUE
FROM PAGE 3
technological
~trueture, ~·icatioalj
tools, and services.
According to
Durso, UW-Parkside
has historically been
more conservative with
respect to new technology
introduction and adoption.
"This approach bas both
positive and negative
impacts," she said.
The primary
positive effect is that
a "slower adoption of
new technology is less
traumatic on users, as
the methods and tools
in use are more constant
and familiar." A major
disadvantage, according
to Durso, is that certain
technological methods
and tools quickly become
obsolete, unreliable, and
incompatible with the
newer technologies.
Maintenance and
support for the older
technologies becomes
problematic because
technology manufacturers
ofteo stop producing
replacement parts. They
also drop technical support
for older technological
systems and methods.
"A more reasonable
and sustainable position
for UW-Parkside," Durso
said, "is to be a fast
follower of affordable,
proven technologies
from reputable vendors
that meet our needs
and keep us legally and
organizationally secure
and compliant with the
regulatory requirement
for the higher education
community."
She went on to say
that UW-Parkside studenlS,'
faculty, and staff should
be enabled to naturally
and efficiently interact
and share knowledge and
information electronically
in support of our
educational objecti yes.
The Ran er Septr 12, 2006
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BY ROBERT ROSATI
robertfosati@hotmaiLcom
For two years, the
Shakespeare Project
has allowed inmates at
the Racine Correctional
Institution to perform
Shakespearean
drama. The
Shakespeare
Project consists
of nine months of
studying, training,
and rehearsing
for whichever
Shakespeare play
will be performed at
the conclusion of the
aforementioned time
frarne.
Since 1995,
professor Jonathan
Shailor has been
teaching a variety of 5H A I LO R
communication and
conflict classes at the
Racine Correctional
Institution with "some of them
using role playing to work out
solutions to conflicts." Shailor
met a woman at a conference
who had been directing and
producing Shakespeare in
prison, and she told him
about her recent production
of "Hamlet" Shailor thought
it was "wonderful" because
"literature can teach us a lot
about human nature and how
to deal with conflict."
With this in mind, Shailor
sent a proposal, which was
approved, for the production
of t'King Lear," which was
performed by the inmates
from the Racine Correctional
Institute in April 2005,
directed 'and produced by
Shailor.
''We got a story in the
New York Times and a lot
of local press as well and a
very favorable reaction," said
Shailor, "so immediately Iput
in a proposal to do a second
one, "Othello," which is what
we did last [summer] .... which
was also a great success. We
got Wisconsin Public Radio
coverage."
Jean Feraca, the host of
"Here on Earth," which airs
on Wisconsin Public Radio,
was.in attendance for the
performance of "Othello." She
interviewed Shailor as well as
some of the inmates for her
show, on which she played
various excerptsirom the
play.
There were some
difficulties that Shailor
encountered while working
with the prisoners. Playing
Desdemona (a female
character) made one of the
male prisoners "really nervous
and very anxious." When
. another inmate pulled his
chair out from under him, the
"Desdemona" threatened him
and a fight seemed imminent
. until Shailor and other
inmates stepped forward to
"intervene and deal with the •
situation. "
Since Shailor is in
charge of
production,
heis in
charge of
such things
as finding
proper text
materials,
costumes, and
props to be
used during
the play. For
"Othello,"
he borrowed
costumes
from the
UW,Parkside
Theater Arts
Department
and also had
some original
costumes designed and
constructed by a costumer in
Massachusetts.
The real benefit that the
inmates gain from performing
Shakespeare, from Shailor's
perspective, is that "they
learn something about the
consequences of choices
that [they] make, because
Shakespeare's characters are
very richly portrayed human
beings who have
to make very
difficult decisions
in complex
circumstances.
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Husband and Wife 'Artistically Adorn the' Gallery':"
his works seem 2-dimensional, symbiotic,
historical, and complex. "He bas a Lotof
in his art," doesn't width design, Richmond wondered if the artists
knew one another before reading the
displayed biographies, later learning
that they were husband and wife. "They
mindset, with differenr
approach," said Richmond. shows
using pictures; uses
a lot of man-used nbjects without showing
man."
Mary at Mount the Art and Design. In 1982, she received
a Bachelor of Fine Arts She has
worked in fiher, collage, and assemblage
and often uses found materials like wood
and fabrics. •
Behrens' art
was metaphoric. mysterious and raised
questions the artist questions the wood Why smooth
and some rough? And is it personally
symbiotic? "Her stuff is interesting; you
want to she in statement,
"My methods and material have changed
over the 49 years of my life. "She added,
"elements the the went on, art these interrupt their dormancy their
worth, life of utility," said Behrens.
BYD. WHITE
digital various Mary
have an in Communication Arts this month.
art at
Northern Iowa, where he teaches graphic
design, illustration, design history.
He is a contributing editor of
PRINT magazine and art American Review. He was nominated in
Institution's
at various art schools universities than years.
"As who always cballenge), distinction hetween
my
'studio my case an
amalgamation of research, writing,
exhibiting, and designing)."
graduate Parkside, RQY
digital surrealist that
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Artistically the Gallery ·
hb dlmensional, symbiotic.
historical. has lot of
history iv h1s an.n said Richmond. "He
doe.,n ·1 just do it; even with the wiuth of
the design. he has order."
WHITE!
Using digilal imagery and
variou< forms of hanging fabrics and
miscellaneous items, Roy and M:u-y
Behrens hnve on exhibition the
Communication Ans Gallery Ibis monlh.
Roy Behrens is a professor of nn al
Nonhem Iowa. be Leaches de,ign. illustrauon. and de.sign h1>1Qry_
i.< conlribuung PRL'IT magn.dne and an editor of North
wa.< 2003 for the Smithsonian lnstuutioa's
prestigious National Design award. He
has taught al variou, an school> and
univcrsitics for more Lhan 35 years,
He said in a prepared statement,
a person delights in teaching
(although it is alway, a challenge). I
purposely make no di>tmction between
my classroom teachings and my
"studio work' (which in my caw is :m
research. writing.
exhibiting. designing),"
Keith Richmond, a graphic design
gradual<! from UW-Pru-kside. said that Roy
Behrens was a dil(iutl ,urrcaJ.ist and tb111
arusL,
anothl!t bcfofi! b1ogruphtes, lcaming
!hat use the same minr.l-et, but wilh different
appro:ich." <aid Richmond "He ,hows
life u~ing actual digital picrures; she use.1
used objects w11hou1 n\rut.'~
Behrens studied 01 Moum Mary
College and 1he Minneapolis College of
An Desi11n. 1982. • Ans degree. fiber. collage. use, Richmond said Mary an
meluphoric, numerous question, for anist. He had
several que,lions about her work: why are
lhc sheet and hanging there? Why
the unfinished lines? is some ,moolh
ii siuff inll!rc,ling· wam know what <he is saying."
She said a prepared sta1ement,
melhcl<l.s -'Many of my visual elemcnlS are
metaphors of memory, both rhe wonderful
and lhe horrible." She wem on. "By
making my art from the:.e leavings, I
intemipl tbdr domuutcy and renew dieir
purpose and wonh, paying homage to a
utility." s:tid
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Alumni of Color
BY D. WHITE
wbile04l @uwp.edu
1999UWPark.
side alumna and
natioual touring comic
OJastity Washington
electrified lhe cinema
willi an hour of
comedy, on Sep 5.
Racism, student and
donn life, parenting,
1eachitig, her Own
family, and membas
of lhe audience were
some of lhe serious
topics, which were
lightened willi cooiedy,
slight profilnilies,
impersonations.
and Washington's
II3llml\ animation.
"It's a lifuloog
calling, n said
W:isbiogton.
PhOlOby D. White Audience
members entering after sbe started became
targets. The first comical insult was directed
toward an African-American male weariQg a
fitted tank top. "You don 'tlook lilre 50 Cent, bot
15Cent," said Washington.
Next she talked about Slndent life, DOmoney
nn RangerOne Cards, saving change. "Watch your
Ranger Cards; after one month, you wiD be eating
hnt tamale candy and Ramen NOodles foc supper,"
said Washington.
Washington warned new SlUdents about lhe
hazards of sharing rooms and ba1hrooms in college.
She said to buy Comet cleanser and sponges and
watch for "musty" students. "Go in lhe Ranger Hall
and wash up!"
Washington used humor to present serious
subjects. She talked about 1he value of an education
. and entering lhe real world afterward. "You have to pa.!.!~stuff 1hat's supposed to he free, like ligbts and
w~.
~asbington told a stoIy about her teaching
ape .. e....., and her encounter with a drunken. parent.
SbeimiLated lhe drunken
IIIOlber by
characters on tele•vision, using vocal impersonations.
She impersonated Mayo Angelo, Whoopi Goldberg,
Cicely Tyson, Tina Turner, and Janet Jackson.
She next compared her gay uncle to the
Cowardly Lion from The WlZard of Oz and her aunt
to Edith Bunker from "All in the Family." The crowd
laughed when they heard her voice impersonations.
Her last rendition was of Michael Jackson memories
and dances. '1 know be looks like Liza Minnelli
but be still is one of the greatest performers," said
Washington.
Student Krystina Howard said Washington was
awesome and that everything was funny. "lt's good to
see someone who used to go to Parkside come back
and support."
After Washington's performance, the comic
joined students and other alumni from UW-Parkside
for music, food, and dinner in the Union 'Square for
an Alumni of Color Reunion. This event gave alumni
an opportunity to reunite at their old campus and
motivate the current students.
The tabl"" were topped with white cloth and
bl",* center mats and were illuminated by candles
anI'Idecorated with silverware and water glasses.
The serving table was complete with cut fruits
and vegetables, Swedish meatballs. and
breaded chicken breast.
Washington said it is important For
alumni to come back and support
UW·Parkside and current students.
"It's necessary and needed to inspire people;
inspiration helped me."
Also attending, 2005 graduate Jerome Garrett
is now an assistance improvement management
consultant for Aurora Health Care. Garrett fell it was
also important to return to UW-Parkside and fell the
dinner:was nice. "It's a good way to give back,"
f 'l" "i<: go s- slurring
words
and
SIliggering ~
00 SlalW- The drunken mother
came fD school. Washington said, because a teacher '
had disciplined bee son. Washington added humor to
this stoIy by teUing lhe drunken mother that ber son
was 26 years uld and in !be. 8'" grade.
She told !be mother she was at the scbool for
lhe wrong reasons and sbouId be helping her son's
education. "Family support is important, n said
Wasbington.
Toward lhe end, Washington displayed her
versatility by comparing her family members to
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~~lio'N _ ~ Wi1hsomeone-c1Ulcbangt your life. The other day
(iiiKr,.~vmiltlollwilli Mll!ur Poletti. ~ of a book calIIod "God Does No! Ei Meat; and he IQI,d me hOw a discussion whit his daughter more tIJan IS yqars
ago inllpired him to take a whole new palll m life. I am DOta vegetarian, but from
taIkilig to Arthur, Iam interested in his book. He asked me to spread die word that
he is bllving a book sigJling at Barnes & Noble in Racine Wednesday. September
13 at 6 p.m, He also gave me. extri books to give to anyone who might be
interested. So check this out: three people to come to The Ranger News
officeaod ask for the hOok can a free copy.
Henry D. Gaskins
AdvCJ1ising Manager, The Ranger News
It was strange to see my name on The Ranger News when Istarted to work here.
Now, Igot the first issue with my name as the graphic design manager. Every
single mistake makes me nervous! We had lots of mistakes on the first newspaper,
but Ipromise to everybody that we will be better and that Iwill work hard! Thank
you to The Ranger News familiy for giving me this opportunity!
Soohyun Kim
In my year and a half with The Ranger News, I've only written something for this
section once or twice, but we had extra room this week, so I'm going for my own
personal opinion triad. This being my last semester at The Ranger News, and at
UW-Parkside in general, Ijust wanted to encourage all the new and nQt-sostudents
here to get involved. As Inear graduation, the one thing that Iregret 18
that I didn't join an organization earlier. I'd go on aboutlill the ways that my ti~
at The Ranger News has benefited me, but I'm kind of a windbag, so IprObab~
wouldn't be able to adhere to die limits imposed by the title of this aectiOD, 80 see
ya!
Andrew C. Westbrook,
Vice president/copy manager/senior editor of The Ranger News
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GUEST EDITORIAL
The Jess the Ska Kid on 88.5 WIPZ///
Hi! My name is Jess the Ska Kid Anyways, to put it into simpler terms
for all of those that do not know me; I Ska is reggae with horns and a quicker
am the OJ Representative for WIPZ. I tempo. This kind of music makes ynu Want
am the peace-keeper in our organization. to jump up from your seat and dance. It
So Iguess it is only fining that I play tbe will grab you. When you become hooked
kind of music Iplay. For all of those that there is no turning back you will want
know me 10u know I play Ska but, for to listen to more. Well, WIPZ will have
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what Ska is. Well, here I' Monday,
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Ska is a music form that. MAKE S YOU WA and Friday;
originated in Jamaica TO J UMPUP FROM but on the 8
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brought everyone together. Then in the 70's make sure you grab your tickets in advance
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then in the 90's Ska became big in the U.S. from 7-l1P.M. so grab a rude girl and head
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Intro to Intra:
Sign-up for Intramurals Today
Scoring Opportunity for Sports Journalists
awards must be postmarked by
Dec. 8, 2006.
In addition to completing
the application form, juniors
must supply an official
college transcript and a letter
of recommendation from
a journalism professor or
supervisor of their work. If
they have had a professional
internship, they must supply a.
letter of recommendation from
their employer.
Students also need to submit
three published examples of
sports journalism work, such
as newspaper articles, program
copy, published photographs,
editorials, television and/or radio
scripts. ( VHS tapes aod cassettes
will be accepted.)
A selection committee
determined by thePreedom
Foru and NCAA will judge aD
awlid winDers.
PortheEfoIlD.
sllldents can AA
Web site at \Itlp:l. •
'1\}lear/lIllJ;lle'" _
~ IIqc lIIUrelte1l . '-Wi
omm,
between five to twelve
members. Sign-up sheets
are located in the Sports
& Activity Center for
any student that has an
interest in joining.
BY DAN TORKILSON
dtork02@yahoo.com
With thestart of
a _ Sl'Qle$eT begins
the start tlf intrdlllUTaIs.
Intramural sports are
vanous sports that appeal
to students casually
interested in athletics who
can play for fun or for
I~""'" Iilteral:li.on.
JIW-~debas
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BY TYRONE PAYTON
paytoOO4@uwp.edu
Through a donation from the
Freedom Forum, the NCAA will
be offering a sports journalism
scholarship program for eight
fortunate students.
The nonpartisan foundation
based in Arlington, Va. gave
$3IJ ,000 to the NCAA in hopes
to assist future sports journalists
at the collegiate level. This
NCAA scholarship program, now
in its 15· year, will be awarding
eight $3,000 scholarships for the
2007-08 academic year to this
year's current, full-time juniors.
"The scholarships provide
students with an opportunity
to learn the strategies of sports
writing and to practice the trade
while in school," said Charles
L. Overby, chairman and chief
executive officer of the Freedo
Forum. "The NCAA continue
to focus on academics as it wo
with students who will provide
accounts of issues and events in
collegiate sports and beyond."
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semester is only one week old and
undoubtedly some students may
have overheard the old rumor, the
"freshman fifteen."
Who are these dreaded
newcomers to campus you might·
ask? Well, it isn't who. It's what.
The notorious freshman fifteen is
the name designated to the pounds
that supposedly will be gained by
freshman in their first semester in
college.
Although not all new
students will gain weight, and even
some might Jose weight, it is the
freshmen who do put on the excess
pounds that have brought weight to
this rumor.
All puns aside, and to help
dispel the myth that all freshman will
pack on this extra fat, here are several
strategies from Cornell University's
Web site that all students can use to
help them avoid the freshman
fifteen and remain healthy.
Avoid skipping meals,
as the chances of overeating later
are greater, and try to separate
snack time and study time. You
don't want to lose track of that
full bag of chips while reading,
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Nothing." There could be much ado
about nothing left in the bag by the
time you get to the second act.
Also, trade in those chips
and other vending machine no-nos
for healthier options, whether they're
brought from home or bought on
campus. When at the cafeteria, skip
the fried foods and desserts more
often, and late at night, refrain from
ordering pizza and wings for supper.
As for conversations at the
dinner/cafeteria table, try not to have
them, because the chances that you'll
eat more increase when hanging .,
around near food.
For proper digestion, be sure
to drink water and chew food slowly
while eating. Avoid
· high-calorie
· fluids like
sodas
and
alcoholic beverages that contain
hidden calories. Instead, drink'
plenty of water, and besides staying
hydrated, students should regularly
exercise three to four times a week
for 30 to 45 minutes.
With these tips and some
common sense, the student body can
keep on the healthy track the whole
year long.
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Beats at a Senior
Recital
Page 6
I)'
fii1180
wfate_of
the
women's
softball
field
at"
UW·!lM1<1l3'e
after
an
act
at
• vandalism
that
OCCUIT<:p
on
Monday,
April
3 sometime
between
midnight
and
sunrise.
Some
holes
were
small
and
shallow;
others
were
notably
larger.
"The
hole
behind
home
plate
was
like
4 feet
deep
and
5
feet
wide,"
head
coach
Laura
FiJlipp
said.
Vandals
stole
the
pitching
rubber
as well.
"It's
pretty
disheartening
to
come
off
a road
trip
and
find
all
that
damage,"
Fillipp
said.
"The
toughest
thing
ahout
this
situation
is the
fact
that
the
haseball
and
softhall
teams
do the
majority
of the
grounds
work
on
their
fields,"
FiJlipp
said.
"We
put
a lot
of blood,
sweat,
and
tears
into
that
field,
and
for
someone
to do
what
they
did
is pretty
upsetting,"
'"1l'le'1'aid.
While
the
soccer
team
never
mows
their
field
and
the
basketball
teams
do
not
sweep
their
1Ioor,
it is not
unusual
to
see
softball
players
on
the
field
raking,
shoveling,
or pulling
the
Iarp
over
their
field,
"Certainly
we
wanted
to
play
at home
this
week,"
said
Fillipp.
However,
the
field
was
Intervarsity
Club
Report
Page
4
weightllii
g
onT~
because
they
were
<111
w~
on the
field.
"I'm
ntit'going
to use
the
excusellll1t
we
were
tired,
but
we
did
lug
a lot
of
buckets
Of
Sand;..d\Fll""d-water
'Mound
on
Tuesday,"
said
Fillipp.
Both
Reed
and
Fillipp
expressed
concern
about
how
the
incident
affected
the
girls
as students.
"1
would
send
the
girls
to their
classes,
and
their
professors
told
them
that
they
heard
what
happened
and
excused
them
from
class
in
'order
to return
to work
on the
field,"
said
Fillipp.
Reed
said
if he bad
to
thank
anyone
it would
be
assistant
athletic
trainer
Eric
Olsen
and
stndent
Jill
Winkler.
"Jill
is an athlete
from
a
different
sport
[track/cross-
country],
but
she's
one
of
those
kids
who
say,
'if there's
anything
1
can
do
t6 help
just
say
so'
and
she
means
it,"
Reed
said.
"After
her
workont
with
the
track
learn,
Jill
was
out
there
helping
us,"
Fillipp
added.
Filling
in the
holes
and
watering
the
dirt
before
nowhere
ncar.game
condluon
the
day
before
the
home
doubleheader.
In order
to get
the
infiel\!
back
to playing"t1lndrtion,
facilities
manager
J.R.
Reed
ordered
sand
and
dirt
to fill
the
holes.
"We
don't
have
that
kind
of
stuff
in stock.
so we
had
to spend
a little
bit
of money
to get
it,"
Reed
said.
Another
bit
of bad
news
carne
when
Read
spoke
with
risk
management
officer
Steve
Carlson.
Carlson
informed
Reed
that
the
damage
done
would
not
be covered
by
school
insurance.
"It's
a big
setback
budget-
wise
for
me
at least,"
Reed
said,
Director
of UW-Parkside
Police
and
Safety
Mike
Marzion
said,
"The
cost
is all
of ours
to
share."
Marzion
added,
"I don't
know
why
someone
would
do
this,
but
it
is serious
to me,"
Head
athletic
director
Dave
Williams
estimated
that
at least
20
people
worked
15-20
hours
each
to get
the
field
ready
for
play
Wednesday.
"l.R.
worked
his
bntt
off,
and
fortunately
for
us,
he's
one
of the
best
around
at
building
and
maintaining
fields,"
HOLES
page
3
Brestan
Pitches
April
II.
2006
Shutout,
Hits Two
...-I~Homers
Security
on Lock
Theft
and Vandalism
a
Concern
at Ranger
Hall
BY
HENRY
D. GASKJNS
Smashed
mirrors
and
stolen
property
prompted
the
professional
staff
at Ranger
Hall
to lock
each
individual
hallway
in
the
residence
hall
on
March
24,
with
the
concern
that
theft
and
vandalism
on
campus
is a
growing
trend.
"Things
get
stolen
at
"Parkside,'
said
UW-Parkside
Chief
of Police
Mike
Marzion.
"Seriously,
1
don't
koow
what
it
is; these
kids
don't
think
people
steal
things
around
here."
After
locking
the
hallway
doors,
it became
apparent
that
many
on-campus
residents
don't
carry
their
keys,
accordi
ng
to
DeAnn
Possehl,
director
of
student
life.
"It's
actually
pointed
out
a
potential
liability,"
Possehl
said.
The
UW-Parkside
police
department
reeei
ved
22
calls
for
vandalism
last
year,
the
most
since
2000,
but
the
numbers
for
theft
are
down.
In
2005,
61
calls
for
theft
were
reported
to
the
campus
police
department,
which
is 15 more
calls
than
in
2004.
However,
theft
was
more
apparent
in
2000
and
2001,
when
more
than
100
calls
for
theft
per
year
were
reported.
Even
thought
the
numbers
for
theft
are
seemingly
down
from
years
past,
the
associate
director
of
student
life,
Steve
Wallner,
said
it is
still
one
of
the
biggest
problems
for
on-campus
residents.
He
said
it is not
uncommon
for
students
to leave
their
room
for
a short
amount
of time
and
come
back
to find
something
missing.
With
two
smashed
mirrors
in the
bathrooms
at Ranger
Hall
and
other
vandalistic
problems
running
rampant,
Possehl
and
Wallner
agreed
that
the
cost
of
living
on
campus
could
rise
next
year
as a result.
"Somebody
has
to pay
for
It
if the
individual
responsible
for
it doesn't
pay,"
said
Possehl.
"Any
damage
[in
Ranger
Hall],
that
cost
is within
the
housing
costs
and
there's
no
state
funds
to pay
for
it,"
said
Wallner.
He
also
said
that
if
residents
had
information
on
any
vandalism,
they
should
say
something
right
away.
"You
wouldn't
allow
somebody
to walk
into
your
house
and
smash
your
bathroom
mirror
and
not
say
anything,
would
you?"
Wallner
asked
rhetorically.
"It's
part
of living
in
a community."
The
recent
vandalism
is
as serious
as theft,
according
to Chief
Manion,
because
it is
a criminal
offense.
"If
you
get
somebody
damaging
the
res.
halls,
they
can
get
arrested
for
it,"
he
said.
Manion
also
said
that
crimes
of
any
nature
should
be
reported
as
soon
as possible.
"Often
times
it helps
determine
if
it's
a
trend,"
said
Marzion.
"We
have
the
greatest
likelihood
of
solving
the
crime
by
finding
out
what
happened
the
sooner
it's
reported."
Students
Elect S.T.A.R.
Candidates
for Student
Government
BYD.WillTE
The
numbers
for
the
recent
Parkside
Student
Government
election
were
unavailable
as
of
press
time
for
The
Ranger
News,
but
this
much
was
clear:
Tyson
Fettes
was
elected
PSGA
president
along
with
his
running
mate,
Tony
Dubose,
after
all
the
ballots
were
counted
last
Thursday
night.
.
Mike
Scerpella,
this
year's
PSGA
elections
director,
said
the
number
of
students
that
voted
was
not
bad
and
that
he was
impressed
with
the
first
day.
"We're
at a better
pace
than
last
year,"
said
Scerpella
on
Wednesday.
Scerpella
said
this
year
PSGA
tried
to have
the
candidates
do
more
campaigning
to
promote
voting
awareness.
Voter
Tamara
Wienke
said
a
lot
of
students
complain
around
campus,
but
tell
her
they
did
not
vote.
"If
you
don't
voice
your
opinion
you
don't
have
the
right
to complain,"
said
Weinke,
Wienke
said
the
questions
in last
week's
issue
of The
Ranger
News
to
the
running
PSGA
presidential
candidates
helped
a lot,
but
she
also
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THE Rt=lNG
May 9,2002 Veritas University of Wisconsin.Parkside Aequitas Issue 20 Vol. 32
Dance causes controversy Chancellor
update
On Friday, April 26th, the
Parkside Activities
Board (PAB) sponsored
the event "Straight Kickin' It."
This title superseded the
name, "Straight Pimpm," since
this name caused controversy
both on and off campus.
Three weeks prior, the
event was advertised with
window paintings, posters
and flyers "if you read the
advertisement, it clearly states
that "Straight Pimpin" is a
dance," said Sabrina Morgan,
PAB member.
The Ranger and others,
were unable to locate the
'clearly stated' words. During
a slew of e-mails that were
received Friday and the following
days, Professor Francis
Kavenick reported she, too,
had to stop by the Ranger
Card office to clarify the meaning
of the posters. She was
concerned as "over 100 7th
grade girls and 20 or so of their
PSGA election results in tions while campaigning. hav~ the power to freeze any-
By Alex Voskull Morrison said that, "the one s budget. Hie would also
fir t thin to do is to check to consider 'mp ementmg a
Staff Reporter se: if thegconstitution is valid. salary cap on student orgarn-
C rtain guidelines from the zations to prevent any club
paest may not-bev alid ." from Ihbavidng an outrageous
Morrison is planning and annua u get. .
Id like to see put in place Morrison wants to get nd
woum u . school ear of this cloud that has hovered
for thetupcobmtwmegtehne h~ads over the PSGA. Morrison said
a meemdg t e organizations of PSGA"s 'mage, "I wan tt 0
of stu en -1ins this would show that this student govern-
~ornson exp :e what we ca~ ment is not always there to
dallo;" t;:;"st~c~ool as a whole attack people and take away
o a iust as se arate clubs." jobs." Mornson said he would
and not J hat P1JGA he says welcome a larger number of
This is w II alon senators, which should accomshould
havle dilie :ntire sc\';ool modate Parkside's diverse stu-
To invo ve e. dent bod
Morrisdns~ff~~t~~ebl~;~ :~f~At an~' rate, PSGA looks to
u1ty an PSGA What that role have a new face for the
within t : not yet deter- upcoming 2002-03 school year.
m~gh~ ?,;f::1 we should have Adam DeFord,. who was amrrune
. . t to see what ner up to Mornson in theropmore
faculty inpu h d " ular vote commented," am
they feel n~ds ~ b~ t.~~~n',- hopeful that the new leadersaid
Mornson. s'. ship in PSGA next year can
dents who hay~ ~e ;'%C~fstu- learn from the actions taken by
The finanCla a p. ludin those who currently hold
dent orgarnzatIOns mc o~ office in PSGA so not to repeat
PSGA are aHlsoal consc~[!'ata any of the events of this years
Mor~.s on's . I e calmhouldULnot pres,.d,enha I eIech.ons. " preSIdent, a one, S
By Michelle Ragar
Staff Reporter
On Monday, April 22,
2002, the Parkside Student
Government Association's
judicial branch
(PSGA) named, Marco Mornson
and Vik Sidhu President
and Vice-President of PSGA,
respectively. This decision
comes six weeks after the elections
were held. On May 10,
2002, Morrison and Sidhu are
set to be sworn in to their new
positions,. making the elections
official.
Once Morrison takes over
as president, he plans to~~e
some changes within "I feei
According to Mornson,
that as the 2002-2003 school
year approaches, that PSGA
needs to undergo a reconstruch
· " This may be to due to a
nuonm.ber of reason~, wh'ch
include lack of cOIDffiltrn~~
certain members w,thin ti:
technicalities within the cons
b r
tuho. n, or as' 'gndifi'canrut lneuvmiolaeof
appeals base on
parents, teachers and counselors
running around the
campus."
"All organizations like to
catch people's attention with
catchy themes," said Morgan.
At the same time, it brought
with it connotations of ethnic
/ racial and gender stereotypes
of an activity which is
also illegal under local, state
and federal ordinances, and
therefore inappropriate for
learning institutions.
Herb Pitts, assistant to the
Chancellor for Equity and
Diversity was prompted to
look into the event through the
eyes of Parkside's policy 54
due to phone calls and e-mails
he received from numerous
sources including students
and representatives of the
community, both prior to and
the day of the event. The policy
states, in part, that everyone
should "treat all members of
the university community
with dignity and respect;
Make ongoing efforts to actively
prevent harassment by
behaving as role models and
encouraging open, hones communication."
Pitts went on to
ask PAB to take "appropriate
steps': to make sure this event
would not take place. But
added if PAB could not cancel
the event, they should
announce disclaimers during
the event venue.
Pitts additionally stated in
his e-mail, PABwas advised of
the problems with sponsoring
an event with such a theme.
Morgan denied this when
asked about having their'
posters and flyers approved
by Union 209.
"No concern was brought
up" said Morgan, junior.
After Pitts' e-mail, other faculty
members and students
agreed with Pitts. The event, to
them, did not appeal to the
vast majority of LJW-r: students.
PAB's own m'SSIOn
statement, states II our mission
is to organize events and activities
that appeal to the diverse
spectrum or UW-P students'
interest."
Chancellor John Keating
By Sandee Cornell
Staff Reporter
Chancellor John P. Keating
has returned to campus
on a full-time basis
after a successful cancer operation
that took place in the middle
of March. Chancellor Keating
would like to extend his
thanks to all the faculty, staff,
and students for supporting
him during his recovery.
Provost/Vice Chancellor of
Academic Affairs, Rebecca
Martin, filled in for Chancellor
Keating while recuperating.
,,,
~rr' he Univen;itj' of Wiscotl-' !~:;cir~~~t:C:s:~= jts deepest apologies in reference
to a party that was ,;pQnsored
by our organization on
Friday, April 26, 2002. It was
brought to QUT attention that
the. theme "Straight. Pimpin"
:may have been •offensive to
'Some, or may have even heen
considered stereot:y,pical.
Though the word "Pimp may
l1ave had a negative connota-
'tion in past generations, please
be assured that its use m our
theme was not meant to be
derogatory in any sense. Again
we apologize to anyone who
may have taken offense or
~ressed their concern.
Sincerely, Liza Herbst Co-
President SabrinaMorgan Co-
President Randy O. West
Party Coordinator
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THE A~NG
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Veritas
University of Wisconsin-Parkside Issue 20 Vol. 32 Aequitas
Dance causes controversy Chancellor
By Michelle Ragar
Staff Re porter O n Friday, April 26th, the
Parkside Activities
Board (PAB) sponsored
the event "Straight I<ickin' It."
This title superseded the
name, "Straight Pimpin," since
this name caused controversy
both on and off campus.
Thr weeks prior, the
event was advertised with
window paintings, posters
and flyers "if you read the
advertisement, it cle arly states
that "Straight Pimpin" is a
danc ," said Sabrina Morgan,
PABm mber.
The Ranger a nd others,
were unable to l ocate the
'cl arly tat d' words. During
a slew of e-mails that were
rec iv d Friday and the foll
wing days, Professor Francis
av nick reported she, too,
had to top by t he Ranger
Card office to clarify the meaning
of the posters. She was
c ncemed as "over 100 7th
grad girls and 20 or so of their
parents, teachers and counselors
running around the
campus."
11 All organizations like to
catch people's attention with
catchy themes," said Morgan.
At the same time, it brought
with it connotations of ethnic/
racial and e;ender stereotypes
of an activity wfuch is
also illegal under 1ocal, state
and federal ordinances, and
therefore inappropriate for
learning institutions.
Herl::i Pitts, assistant to the
Chancellor for Equity and
Diversity was prompted to
look into the event through the
eyes of Parkside' s policy 54
due to phone calls and e-mails
he received from numerous
sources including students
and representatives of the
community, both prior to and
the day of the event. The policy
states, in part, that everyone
should "treat all members of
the university community
with dignity and resp~ct;
Make ongoing efforts to actively
prevent harassment by
behaving as role models and
encourae;mg open, hones communication."
Pitts went on to
ask PAB to take "appropriate
steps" to make sure this event
would not take place. But
added if PAB coula not cancel
the event, they should
announce disclaimers during
the event venue.
Pitts additionally stated in
his e-mail, PAB was advised of
the problems with sponsoring
an event with such a theme.
Morgan denied this when
asked about having their
posters and flyers approved
by Union 209.
"No concern was brought
up" said Morgan, junior.
After Pitts' e-mail, other faculty
members and students
agreed with Pitts. The event, to
them, did not appeal to the
vast majority of 1JW-P students.
PAB's own mission
statement, states "our mission
is to organize events and _activities
that appeal to the diverse
spectrum of UW-P students'
interest."
PSG A election results in
tions while campaigning. have the power to freeze any-
By Alex Voskuil Morrison said that, "the one'~ budg~t. H1e wou:1d also
first thing to do is to check to consider imp ementmg _a
Staff Reporter see if the constitution is valid. salary cap on student orgaru- O n Monday, Al'ril 22,
2002, the Parkside Student
Government Association's
judicial branc~
(PSGA) named, Marco Jv!omon
and Vik Sidhu President
and Vice-President of ~A,
r spectively. This dec1s1on
com six weeks after the elections
were held. On !vfaY 10,
2002, Morrison and Si~u are
set to be sworn in to their new
positio~,. making the elections
offiaal.
Once Morrison takes over
as president, he P~~ to~~e
some changes wt~ II f i
According to Mo mson, s1 ee 1
that as the 2002- 2003 rsc1
year approaches, that
needs to undergo a reconstruction."
This may b e to duet? a
number of reas ons, which
include lack of co~!ID~~
certain members within ti,
echni alities within the cons -
t c . . . t umber
tution, or a s1gnjfid can ntle violaof
appeals base on
C rtain guidelines from the zations to_ prevent any club
e t be valid " from havmg an outrageous
pa~:ds~~ is plaruting and annual ~udget. .
ld like to see put in place Mornson wants to get nd
fo~uthe u coming school year of this cloud that has_ hover~ tir{ b tween the heads over the PSGA. Momson said
a meed g - e r anizations of PSGA's image, "I want to
~ 5!0 ent ~~ ~s would show that this student govern"
llmson ~J see what we ca~ ment is not always there to
a ow u~ chool as a whole attack people and take away
do /t i~s tas separate dubs." jobs." Morrison said he would
an. n~ JUS hat PSGA he says welcome a larger number of
This 15 w all 1 senators which should accomshoul~
ha1e d~e enti:/;J·ool modate Parkside's diverse stu-
To mvo ve . f dent body
Morrison would like ~o see ac- At an · rate PSGA looks to
ulty and staff take a bigger role y ' f f th
. . PSGA What fhat role have a new ace or e
w~thin b is· not yet deter- upcoming 2002-03 school year.
m!ghd ,,j feel we should have Adam DeFord,_ wh? was runmine
· . ut to see what ner up to Momson m thefopmore
facu~f b changed " ular vote commented, " am
they feel n_ s i ~ . the sh!- hopeful that the new leadersaid
Morrison. 1 is . shi in PSGA next year can
dents w~o hay~ the ~~c~f stu- le~ from the actions taken by
The fin~cia. asp . ludin those who currently hold
dent orgaruz:ons m~em 0, office in PSGA so not to repeat
PSGA are a al uns~on -that a any of the events of this years
M · on's He ca 1 l · " 01:15 · 1 hould not presidentia e ections. president, a one, s
update
Chancellor John Keating
___ By Sandee _C_omel_l __
Staff Reporter C hancellor John P. Keating
has returned to campus
on a full-time basis
after a successful cancer operation
that took place in the middle
of March. Chancellor Keating
would like to extend his
thanks to all the faculty, staff,
and students for supporting
him during his recovery.
Provost/Vice Chancellor of
Academic Affairs, Rebecca
Martin, filled in for Chancellor
Keating while recuperating.
Apology
The University of Wisconsin-
Parkside Activities
Board wishes to express
its deepest apologies in reference
to a party that was sponsored
by our organization on
Friday, April 26, 2002. It was
brought to our attention that
the theme "Straight Pimpin''
may have been offensive to
some, or may have even been
considered stereotypical.
Though the word "Pimp may
have had a negative connotation
in past generations, please
be assured that its use m our
theme was not meant to be
derogatory in any sense. Again
we a1>0logize to anyone who
may have taken offense or
expressed their concern.
Sincerely, Liza Herbst CoPresident
SabrinaMorgan CoPresident
Randy 0. West
Party Coordinator
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to complete the Chancellors
duties.
Totake over the responsibilities
of the Chancellor after
only being at the University
for a short time was a challenge,
e~pecially since it came
at the time of the admissions
freeze but the vice provost
stated; "The people here are a
great help. Chancellor Keating
put together a great team.'
The Vice Provost likes the fact
that at the University of Wisconsin
Parkside "access to
education is a priority" and
she also feels that "The quality
of the teachers here is excellent."
In the Spring 2002 issue of
Perspective Dr. Martin stated
that she looks "forward to
being here in 2007. I really
expect Parkside will provide
me with room to grow, plenty
of challenges, and the opportunity
to contribute."
Dr. Rebecca Martin came to
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To take over the responsibilities
of the Chancellor after
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for a short time was a challenge,
especially since it came
at the time of the admissions
freeze but the v ice provost
stated; "The people here are a
great help. Chancellor Keatin&'
put together a great team. '
The Vice Provost likes the fact
that at the University of Wisconsin
Parkside "access to
education is a p riority" and
she also feels that "The quality
of the teachers here is excellent."
In the Spring 2002 issue of
Perspective Dr. Martin stated
that she looks " forward to
being here in 2007. I really
expect Parkside will provide
me with room to grow, plenty
of challenges, and the opportunity
to contribute."
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UW-Parkside after spending
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Just a taste of
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students from the
Art Department
have to offer
Clockwise from the top leftKyle
and Conne Wolf working the print
studio. Josh with a work progress.
TrishaLuke 'Movie College' Nicholas
Knuth 'leaf Skateboard Series', Panitan
Kayasit 'Brochure Pag 3& 4', John
W1lsori 'Sineware', Elizabeth Pezoldt
'Barbie Picnic Set'
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By Professor Donald Kummings.
At last, my friend,
you've learned what every poet learns:
and thus are weak, anemic;
that what you write is just not good enough,
-symbols nor will it ever be.
Yet you've said you would transcribe
the blood's red song.
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You would write a poem with a stem
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!J'h. mlf liie theu is tto use l11 kih~ pet'li-lled (vld lame.
eal1 JUtl(bodi( help me; J'm oat: herte aUJI1.evou.. see.
J gt'l.u.~,leto gt'letch a dolLa'l, ",/'i./..e la%'f people hve ",e.althlf·
When 1lJi1l j tiltft.f1.1( 'lest UtOh! thi9 OPP'U!S9Io11?
School ",as but j hilllf.'. UhithShleud qu~tlohS.
j have plahS to mitke It, but ",hlte clouds CDVe'1m~ vtston.
the~ ",ill never see H1eC'l~ 'caase h~poc'1ltl!9 dOh't '1tAU~ llStI!h.
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and Thursday, May 16th.
Questions? Contact Dining Service atx260 I
Evening Meals on these days will be served in the Union
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Special Menu Items Include:
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Top your own pizza special. There will be other items also served.
* These special-days will allow the meal plan discount.
•
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Kummings
"How we wobble when we have the collywobbles" -James Joyce
You would make a poem out of musk ox hide,
leaving the coarse hair on.
with jewellike blue and green
a stained-glass poem.
You would even settle for a poemene,
if tiny, about a pebble, maybe two,
of some small pain.
Kummings, you Midwestern Daedalus,
you laze about, dream of stepping forth
labyrinthine indeed, you would fly off, and up, and high
yet evidentally you're afraid
the sun will melt the red wax of your heart.
Your lines, therefore, are fishermen
crowded round an inkwell,
witlessly staring, sullenly waiting;
your images are cold, made of wire;
your metaphors forget to eat and sleep
and thus are weak, anemic;
your symbols are white bells
that have no tongues;
your ideas stand on this foot, that, and
squawk:
demented parrots perching on such flimsy
limbs.
Pal, you're growing old.
You sit and stroke your sisal fiber beard.
You stare at wide, wintry fields
of the page,
white as the bones of bison.
Is there any doubt ·that you need help ?
But who is coming to the rescue?
Where is the sag wagon?
By God! Where the blood truck?
Even now it should beating up,
bright and throbbing at the curb,
the smocked doctors disembarking,
red syringes in their large, poetic hands.
Reprinted from Root River Voiced (1984)
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BY~r Carl Lindner
"As mandated inUWS 8.025, all faculty and academic staff must file a
report on their outside activities. " -Vice Chancellor ([he ",e",6-.s 06 ([he 'Ra"'Jet sta# sooald like to thaM all the attists a"d poets ",ho donated theit ceeattve
JVo'lks to ma.ke out
litetM¥ issue a success. We look 60t"'Md to tecei"i"'J all ¥out MUstle ",otks 60t next ¥<tltSlitettlt¥ issue.
Every day, religiously,
I change my underwear.
When I leave my house,
I always lose my way.
I no longer pay
attention to the news.
When my cat meows,
I listen to the syllables.
On my back, I study
the language of clouds,
the wheel of jay,
the swoop of cardinal.
At the close of light,
I wrap myself
in the blanket of night.
I pray the blackness
finds in me good company.
Morning showers me with gold.
Less and less I count
the change in my pockets.
More and more I grow
rich from these activities.
,
';11~'Real '[I'U"d'
By Sandee Cornell
'Vortex'
By E. Merrllt
J can t'lust me J1Jith H11f sectets.
j C4h t'lust me not to lie.
j ca" ttust tka t j ",i/J. 6e tkese
0" the "et~ da~ j die.
!J ""i1lnevet stea.l »tlf mO),{2.1(-
j ",ill "e"et sta6 "'~ 6ack.
And j ",i/J. al",a~s ha"e the da",n 'J0odtaste
'lhat "'ijht j add, ~ou lack.
!J ",i1l11eVe'l put me second.
!J will1telle'l salft "xoe 110W('.
7fO'l !J knokJ tha.t time is 'P'Ucious
And is lost "'ith ~ou so",eho",.
j ",i/J. al",a~s hell' me tijht.
j ",i/J. al",a~s "'tltch m~ 6ack.
And it j should 'J0on a 'til',
j'll al",a~s hell' me pack.
j kno", that j am much like me
;11~selt, and e"en j,
And j kno", that j ",i/J. hold m~ hand
Until the da~ j du.
Once, there was a warm, storied ,white rambling house
with earned acres to savor, roam, ride, tend and mow.
There was a hig fertile garden with black crumbly
dirt to dent, sow, plant, weed, water, and harvest.
There was a laddered library with bound shelves
of treasured prose to read, dream and know.
There was a papered bedroom with much
quilted comfort to sleep, love and owe.
Then, there was a pink condominium
on an acre' of sandy cacti borders
to stalk, walk, guide and muse.
There was a redwood planter
with black crumbly dirt to
fuse, dent, seed and feed.
There was a bookshelf
of choices beside gifts
to please and feel.
There was a room
'Son Signs'
By Uriah Heep
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like a heart
until it doesn't dump
from side to side
legs pump
out of sight
marrow not enough
to graft boy-bone
to mind
son sides split
teenage guff
asif
you'd never been
the distance before
don't claim it as yours
until you know the
black of it set the sideroad
out of the way
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flag man down
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By ProfMSOr Carl Lindner
"As mandated in UWS 8.025, all faculty and a cademic staff must file a
report on their outside a ctivities. " -Vice Chance llor (];,he 111eml,e'ls ot (];,he ~R,v1,e'l sta# hlould like to thMk all the a'l.tists and poets "'ho do1tated thei'I. cuatl11e
hlo'lks to make ou'I.
Every day, religiously,
I change my underwear . llteM'l'f issue a success. We look to'l.hla'ld to 'leai11ln'j all 'fou'I. a'ltlstlc '110'1.ks to'I. next 'fetl.'I.S lltt'l.tl.'I.'( issue.
When I l eave my house,
I always l ose my way.
I no longer pay
attention to the news .
When my c a t meows,
I listen to the syllables .
On my bac k, I study
the language of clouds,
the wheel of jay,
the sw oop of cardinal.
At the c lose of light,
I wrap my self
in the b lanket of night.
I pray the blackness
finds in me good company.
Morn i ng showers me with gold.
Less a nd less I count
the change in my pockets.
More an d more I grow
rich from these activities.
'/11 'f 'Rea l 'g-'l le1td'
By Sandee Cornell
!) can t'l_ust 1ne Nith m11 secuts.
!) CM t'lust m e not to lie .
!) cttn t'lust t ha t!) 11Jill k the'le
On the 11 e'l'f da'f !) dte.
!) Nlll 11e11n s tea l m11 mo1tf'{!)
JtJlll 11 e11e'l s ta6 m11 6ack.
;4nd !) ,,.,llJ, alJtJ 1.u1s haue th e dam11 good taste
<z:,ltat m½ht !) Ad d, 'fou lack.
!) JtJill ne 11e'l put me seco11d.
!J Nill neue,z Sa'f, u not noJtJ!" .
'g-o7 !) lvtoJtJ that time is p7ecious
;411d ls lost JtJ ith 'fOU somehow.
!) >vill al1i1a 11s hd p me ii7l,t.
!) will alNa 'fS wa tch nt'( 6ack.
fl11d i6 !J shou ld j O 011 a t'Zlp,
!)'ll alNa'f s hdp me pack.
!) k11011J that !) a m much like me
/11'(sdi, and e11e11 !J ,
;4nd !) know that !) .,_,llJ, hold nt'( ha11d
Z<ntil the da11 !J dte .
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'A Reflection'
'Vortex'
By E. Merritt
Once, there was a warm, storied , white rambling house
'Son Signs'
By Uriah Heep
with earned acres to savor, roam, ride, tend and mow.
There was a big fertile garden with black crumbly
dirt to dent, sow, plant, weed, water, and harvest.
hold a two-wheeler
like a heart
until it doesn't dump
from side to side
legs pump
out of sight
marrow not enough
to graft boy-bone
to mind
son sides split
teenage guff
as if
you'd never been
the distance before
don't claim it as yours
until you know the
black of it set the sideroad
out of the way
hood up leaking
flag man down
gripped by the highway
streaked by winters salt
fistmetal dents
pulls around
and passes
ain't no more
broken teeth
to kick
There was a laddered library with bound shelves
of treasured prose to read, dream and know.
There was a papered bedroom with much
quilted comfort to sleep, love and owe.
Then, there was a pink condominium
on an acre of sandy cacti borders
to stalk, walk, guide and muse.
There was a redwood planter
with black crumbly dirt to
fuss, dent, seed and feed.
There was a bookshelf
of choices beside giAs
to please and feel.
There was a room
for one - to nap,
sleep and remember.
Now, there is a sterile
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291
Apri1l3,
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Police Beat is back.
Are you ready?
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INDEPTH:
Corey Mandlev
Mandley talks about
his
term as president and
plans for the future.
13 Scapin
Italian Comedia brings master mask
maker to Parkside.
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Editor-in-Chief
Kregg Jacoby
Business Manager
Nicole McQuestion
Assistant Editor
BeckyDuba
Desktop! Design
Kregg Jacoby
Copy Editor
BeckyDuba
Ad Designer
Nicole McQu~stion
Photo Editor
JeffAlley
Photographers
Daniel Yaris '
Entertainment Editor
Chris Summy
Ranger Advisor
Dave Buchanan
Writers
Brenda Dunham
Elizabeth George
Jennie Morris
Sarah Olsen
Beth Reed
Ranger Office
Wyllie D-139C
ph. 262.595.2287
fax
262.595.2295
The Ranger
is
published
every
other Thursday throughout the semester
by
students of
the
University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are
solely responsible for it's editorial policy and content.
Letters
to
the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to
the
Editor. letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered
10 the Ranger office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to
jacob02O@uwp.edu.
Letters must be
typed
and include
the
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phone number. Letters must
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from misleading or libelous content. leiters that
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edit
all letters.
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The short amount of space this week
encourages me to be brief. We have a new
Stranger this week, and we went all out.
In
the spirit of the Onion we threw out all
the stops and took the humor to the edge.
Some might find the content a little
strong, or offensive and I want you to feel
free to send feedback to me at jacob020
@Uwp.edu
or stop by the Ranger Office
in
Wyllie D-139C. As always,
if
you don't
like something don't read it. I would real-
ly appreciate knowing how the student
body feels about this experimental
Stranger.
Editor
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OBIOlng Events
UW-Parkside Student Art Exhibition, now through April 20, free, Com. Arts Gallery,
hours: Mon/Thur, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Tue/Wed, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.
UW-Parkside Drama Dept. presents Moliere's "Scapin," April 20, 10 a.m.. April 20, 21, 22,
28, and 29, 7:30 p.m.; Com. Arts Theater, tickets: $10 adults, $7 students, faculty, staff,
seniors.
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in
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about appropriate content may be directed to the editor at x2287 or in person at The Ranger
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in
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Ranger News
Meeting
Join the planning for
next semesters Ranger!
• Noon Concert:
UW-
Parkside Orchestra,
Carter Simmons, con-
ductor, Wednesday
Union Cinema Theater, free.
Soup
&
Substance
noon, Union 104, free soup,
bread, and crackers served,
everyone welcome.
Info Break: "Meet the
Instructional Designer"
w
IJim
Robinson
noon, Learning Tech Center,
Wyllie 0150. free.
Softball: UW-Parkside vs.
St.
Francis
3 p.m. (2 games)
Ranger News
Meeting
Join the planning for
next semesters Ranger!
Baseball:
UW-
Parkside vs. Viterbo
1 p.m. (2 games)
Softball: UW-Parkside
vs. Olivet Nazarene
3 p.m. (2 games)
Noon Concert: UW-Parkside
Percussion Ensemble, Debbie
Katz Knowles, director
Communication Arts-D118,
free.
Out
&
About event: "Rocky
Horror Picture Show," pre-
show
with
live cast from
Chicago begins at l.Ip.m. fol-
lowed
by
midnight showing,
dry props only, Union Cinema
Theater, admission:
$2,
open
to
the public
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Baseball:
UW-
Parkside
vs.
~ Indianapolis
(2 games)
Criminal Justice
Colloquium: The
Interface Between
Psychiatry and Criminology
w
/Dr.
George Palmero
11
a.m.
Union 104-106, free
Latino Film Festival:
"Golpes a
Mi
Puerta"
(Knocks at
My
Door),
Spanish w
I
subtitles
noon and
7
p.m.
Union Cinema Theater, free
Friends of the UW-Parkside
Library: "Bird Watching,"
w
I
expert from Kalmbach
Publishing
7
p.m., Overlook Lounge
Level
2
of the library, free,
Next Issue of
The Ranger
including an all new
stranger section.
Out
&
About event:
1
;;1i~
Blue Jeans
Day
wear
jeans
to show
support for Gay and Lesbian
issues
Apri/15
• Women's History
Month Event:
Scavenger Hunt, 9
a.m.
UW -Parkside campus and
surrounding community.
Noon Concert: UW-Parkside
Brass Ensemble, Mark Eichner,
director, Friday
Union Cinema Theater,
free
Baseball: UW·Parkside
vs.
Southern Indiana
noon,
(2
games)
Softball: UW-Parkside
vs.
SIU-Edwardsville
1 p.m. (2 games)
April
16
Baseball: UW-Parkside
vs.
Sill-Edwardsville
(2
games)
Humanities Workshop
w
IFrank
Hubbard, associate
dean, Marquette grad
school
3 p.m., Com. Arts 140, for stu-
dents in English, foreign lan-
guage, communications, phi-
losophy, music, and drama
Latino Film Festival:
"Danzon,' Spanish w /subtitles
7
p.m., Union
Cinema
Theater,
free
Softball: UW-Parkside vs.
Southern Indiana
1 p.m. (2 games)
Student recital: Melissa
Devan, violin; Michele
Chovan, cello
3:30 p.m., Com. Arts Room
0-118,
free.
Apri/22
Baseball:
UW-
Parkside
vs.
Indianapolis
noon,
(1
game)
3
4
TwO oul
&
About Week EvenlS Frida,
Out
&
About Week,
Uw-Parkside's
celebra-
tion of diversity, concludes Friday with-appro-
priately enough-a party. Sponsored
by
the cam-
pus Gay and Lesbian Organization (GLO), the
week comes to a close with Blue Jeans Day.
Wear jeans on Friday to show your support for
gay and lesbian issues. Then wear something a
little more outrageous for "The Rocky Horror
Picture Show." The pre-show featuring the
Rocky cast from Chicago, starts at 11 p.m. in the
Union Cinema Theater. The movie starts at mid-
night. Bring your rice and playing cards but
leave the squirt guns and hot dogs home.
Admission to $2.
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A Word In Spanish
The first-ever UW-Parkside Latino Film
Festival continues Thursday and Friday with
the final two of five films to be shown at the
Union Cinema Theater. Both are free. Thursday,
April 13, "Colpes a Mi Puerta" (Knocks at My
Door) will be shown at noon and 7 p.m. The
film
"Danzon,"
will conclude the series F-riday,
April 14,
at
7
p.m.
If
you've never experienced a
foreign film before, this is your chance. And
don't worry, all of the films have subtitles so
you don't have to be fluent in
~panish.
Taking on Masks 01 RaCB
The Center for Ethnic Studies continues its
"Talking Color" series on race relations today,
April 13. The program, titled "Taking Off the
Masks of Race:' features three short presenta-
tions by the University's Theater of
Empowerment and a discussion involving
UW-
Parkside students, faculty, and the community.
The program is free and open to the public.
It
will
be
held
in
the Union Bazaar beginning at 2
p.m.
Be Inlormed workshop APril 14
An
informational workshop designed specif-
ically for UW-Parkside students in the
Humanities is scheduled for Friday, April
14.
Students
in
English, communications, foreign
language, philosophy, music, and drama are
urged to stop participate. The program features
Frank Hubbard, Associate Dean of Marquette
University's Graduate School, Kim Goldsmith
of
Parkside's
Career Center, several Humanities
faculty members, and at least one alumnus-a
doctoral candidate in English at
UW-
Milwaukee. The programs begins at 3 p.m. in
Communication Arts
140.
For more informa-
tion, call Mary Lenard at
ext.
2644.
Unlle 10 flghl Hunger Rocks Racine
The UW-Parkside Circle
K
Club is hosting
the "Unite to Fight Hunger
2000"
benefit con-
cert.
It's
a five-hour event, featuring six live
bands and a
DJ,
at Racine's Memorial Hall,
Friday,
April 14,
from
6
p.m.
to
1
a.m.
A portion
of
the funds raised
will
go to the Hunger Clean
Up program to fight hunger in Wisconsin and
around the world. Funds also will be donated to
fight Iodine Deficiency
Disorder,'
the leading
cause of preventable birth defects and mental
retardation
in
developing countries. Admission
is $8, or bring a canned good to donate and
admission is just $6. Everything collected will
be donated to food pantries
in
Kenosha and
Racine.
UWP hosts State Supreme Court
along with University Cabinet, attended the infor-
mal session. Students were able to ask questions of
the justices, The lunch gave students the opportu-
nity to hear first-hand about benefits and chal-
lenges of a law career and what it's like to have
black robes as everyday wearing apparel instead of
as a fashion statement.
uw-P
Student Art Exhibit now open
What do "Lassie the Rubber Chicken: Protector
of Mankind," "Man, Woman, Banana
&
Bird," and
"Seahorse" have in common? No, they aren't new
Marvel Comics, They are works of art created by
UW-Parkside students, which are now on display
in the Com. Arts Gallery,
The exhibition features dozens of interesting
pieces ranging from ceramics to oil paintings to
sculptures.
Kurt Erdman says he crafted
"Seahorse" from blood, sweat, tears, and steeL The
Parks ide student artists involved include Heidi
Baehr, Laura Bahr, James Berry, Rebecca Bigalke,
Christopher T. Bray, Cat Brogan, Erdman, Joel
Hinds, Darren Holland, Elizabeth Hurlbut,
Rebekah Ide, Kiirsten Ketter, Katie Lemke, Mary
Ann Logic, Nadia Londre, Brandon Minga,
Dorothy Reuter, Paul Rhyne, Nicole Schlitz, Kyle
Scuglik, Britton Sliwinski, Michael Theuer, Linda L
Wawiorka, and Mandi Zullo.
The admission price is free and the exhibition
continues through April 20, Gallery hours are
Monday and Thursday 11 a.m. to 5 p,m.; Tuesday
and Wednesday, 11 a.rn. to 8 p.m.
Enter 'Name the Newsletter' contest
and win $100
The Alumni Association
is
sponsoring a contest to
name the new alumni newsletter, The prize for your
creative genius?' $100! Entries must be received
by
noon on Friday, April 28 and can be submitted via
email at
simpson@uwp.edu
or in the Alumni
Relations Office, Wyllie 3320, Entries should contain
your name, phone, and suggestion.
The newsletter will be sent to all alumni four
times a year and
will
include UWP
I
alumni events,
updates on alumni, and more. For further informa-
tion about the alumni association please contact
Mike Farrell, Alumni Association Board President at
mike.farrelleshaack.com
or Andrea Simpson,
Director of Annual Giving and Alumni Relations at
simpsoneeuwp.edu.
Campus community band and Belle
City brassworks perform
Erin Knobbe
Musicians throughout the community and stu-
dents from Parkside joined together recently in the
Communication Arts Theater to perform live as the
UWP Community Band and Belle City Brassworks.
Students, community members, and Parkside
alumni from southeastern Wisconsin compose the
Community Band and Belle City Brassworks.
The Parkside Band performed Gustav Holst's
"Hammersmith", "Danse Bacchanale" by Camille
Saint-Saens, as well as John Phillip Sousa's "The
Invincible Eagle",
Professor Mark Eichner, who directs the
Community Band said, "We perform about four
concerts a year and this gives some of the UW-
Parkside band members the opportunity to partici-
pate in more than one band, About nine of the
group are Parkside students, The rest are members
of the community' and some are alumni." Professor
Eichner not only direct the Community Band, b'ut
he also directs the UW-Parkside Band and heads
the music departments on campus,
The Belle City Brassworks, under the batton of
conductor Douglas [ohnson, performed the "Suite
in B-ftat" by Gordon Jacobs, "Death or Glory" by
RB. Hall, as well as "Fanfare" and "Alma Mater"
by Sheldon Mehr. For their grand finale, the two
bands joined forces to perform "overture on
Russian and Khirgiz Themes" by Dmitri
Shostakovich,
The Parkside Community Band is 'expected to
perform again on May 4 with special guest Bob _
Gloppenn, a tuba player from Chicago,
News
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They are the stars of the Wisconsin judicial sys-
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tern, and while none of them are as recognizable as
Judge Judy, when they come to lunch it's an occa-
sion. Seven justices of the Wisconsin Supreme
Court met with UW-Parkside students and faculty
on Friday, April 7. The one-hour luncheon took
place in the Galbraith Room,
About 20 students and ten faculty members,
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unemployment
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Students and faculty speak
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12 Dean's liSI
Honors never cease for those
who make the grade
6 Cold Cash
Could a tuition freeze slow
the rise in college costs?
10 PARKside:- Nol a chance...
Cruising for a spot leaves
some students flat
14 The Gobv Dessen
Bumper crop of bummer carp
for your dining pleasure
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R ntly in m we were to id ntify a social problem at
Parks id and find luti ns, A maj r probl m discovered was the lack of
parking availabl • r r th mmut r stud en . Each day the two parking lots
on Out r loo Road [C mmunicati n Arts and Union] are full, cau ing studen
t find alternative means of parking like parking illegally in the visit
101whi hru towm and ti k Is.
a new tudent at 0 • Parkside, my initial thought was that the
Unive i .need to hay m re parking built. When I suggested this in class
a tud °nt inI rmed m that th re is a parking lot that is fairly empty,located
ne t 10 Tall nt Hall. I had c mplained that it was far to walk, especially
with a full bookbag. Iy cla . mat th n told me that the University offers a
fr • bus that ntinu uslv cir I th campus, arriving at the parking lot
e" 'I') fin t 'ven rninut 0
Few f my cia mat ,ranging fr m freshman to juniors, were aware of
the Tall I Hall parkin . I.being a fr hman, had not been informed of the
TaUL'I\tHall parkin III either my campus t ur or the orientation. Perhaps
making an nnouncement in Th Rang r new paper you could inform studen
f th all 'mab' parking arrangem nt.
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'mil I~ 10' I 10000ltilII r lI,rS'udell' Hmltll Cellier ill Tallen! Hall. Parking ille·
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DeVinnJl art exhibit Oct. 3
The works of University of Wisconsin-Parkside A~t
Professor Doug DeVinny will be displayed durmg an exhibit
at the University's Communication Arts Gallery. The exhibition
will run Oct. 3 to 31, with a reception on Sunday, Oct. 3,
from 1 to 4 p.m.
The exhibit will feature works on paper which DeVinny
created on his recent sabbatical during the University's
spring 1999 semester. .'
"I will show a series of large monoprmts which are formally
based on landscape/archit~tural ~orm, but ,;rlistically
are quite abstract and colorful, DeVonny said. T complement
the larger works, I also will show a series of intaglio
prints, ranging from monochromatic mezzotints to hand-colored
etchings."
DeVinny's exhibition is free and open to th public.
Gallery hours are Mondays and Thur days from 11 a.m. to 5
p.m., and Tuesdays and Wednesday from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.
Web-based library
catalog now
available
This fall, the UW·Parkside Library is
upgrading to a new automated library system.
The new system, being implemented
at all UW campu se,:; this year as part of a
cooperative UW System project, offers
some welcome improvements.
The catalog is web-based SO people who
are used to a web browser such as
Netscape will experience a familiar mte rface
when using the catalog. Students, faculty,
and staff who know their own campus
10 number (RangetCard number) will
be able to electronically check on the stalus
of their library account to see, for example,
what books they have checked out.
The system's vendor, Endeavor
Information Systems, has installed their
software at hundreds of libraries across the
United States, inclttding the Library of
Congress and Northwestern University, as
well as in several foreign countries.
Reference librarians are ready to assist
those who would like help using the new
catalog.
US Computer Team Earns Medals at
European Competition
A team of U.S. students, under the leadership of University of Wisconsin-Parkside
Mathematics Professor Don Piele, earned three medals at a recent computer competition
in the Czech Republic. The contest was a warm up for the International
Olympiad in Informatics being held at Antalya, Turkey, next month.. . .
During the eight-day competition in Brno, Czech Republic, Daniel Wnght, a high
school senior from Lafayette, Colo., earned a gold medal; Benjamin Mathews, a high
school senior from Dallas, Texas, won a silver medal; and Percy. Liang, a high school
junior from Phoenix, Ariz., received a bronze medal. The contest was held Sept. 2
through 9 in the Czech Republic's second largest city.
Piele called the Brno games a good tune up for the global matches.
"This was actually harder competition than they'll face in Turkey," Piele said.
"There were 12 very talented teams at Brno, and fewer medals were available than
there will be at the International Olympiad. So then winning three medals was quite
an accomplishment."
Piele expects teams from 65 to 70 countries at International Olympiad in
Informatics, The global competition takes place October 9 to 16.
UW-Parkside mini-courses brighten
fall horizons
When was the last time you actually looked forward to going to a class?
With the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's fall mini-courses, "going to class" may
become the highlight of your week. Learn to dance, kick box, or meditate, or explore
the art of Chinese herbs. Classes are three to seven weeks in length, and registration
is required.
The courses and schedules are:
• Swing Into Fall dance class, Thursdays, Sept. 30 to Dec. 2 (no class Oct. 28 or
Nov. 25), 6 to 8 p.m.; UW-Parkside students and alumni: $54;
• Kick Boxing, Mondays, Oct. 4 to Nov. 15, 6:30 to 8 p.m., students and alumni:
$72 (gloves and hand wraps are included in registration fee);
• The Art of Chinese Herbs and More, Tuesdays, Oct. 5 to Oct. 19,6 to 8 p.m., students
and alumni: $28;
• Meditation and Healing, Part 1, Wednesdays, Oct. 6 to Oct. 27, 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.,
students and alumni: $50.
A brochure with complete details is available at the RangerCard office or by calling
ext. 2345.
Noon Concert Series - Third Millennium
Ensemble, Oct. 6
The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Noon Concert Series continues Wednesday,
Oct. 6, with a program by Third Millennium Ensemble. This free concert will be held in
the UW-Parkside Union Cinema Theater starting at noon.
The Third Millennium Ensemble includes Jeremy Rankin on French hom, Michelle
Doyle-Rankin on clarinet, and pianist Eun-joo Kwak. Their presentation will feature
"Tracer" by Keith Carpenter and "Gravity Chamber" by James F. Crowley. Both composers
are on the UW-Parkside Music Department faculty. In addition, the "Suite for
Clarinet, Hom, and Piano" by Alec Wilder and "Trio for Clarinet, Hom, and Piano" by
George Rochberg will be performed.
Along with admission, parking for this program is free. For more information, call
the Music Department at ext. 2457.
fall enro I e ligures rise
11it seems there are a few m re peopl in th halls
(anda lot m re cars in th parking lots) than th re
wereat the starl f fall sem t r 199 ,y u're eyes
aren't deceiving y u. Early numbers indicate an
acrt6S the board incre IIIenrollment
According t figur from n v Registrar Richard
loti, there are 4 25 tuden enrolled thr ugh the
fourth day of (Tu ay, t.) compared t
4,575 forthesam period IIIfall 1998.
A deeper I insid the tahsti
showsome encouragm trends f r the
University.The fre>Nnm dz of 1
was1,438 on the f urth day f ,
an increa of 80 stud nl fr m la I
year.There are new freshmen comparedto875
on the same I day III
1998 The number f m and
seniors increased, by 21 and 69 tudents,
re pecnv ly. The number of
juniorsincreased, bul only by tw tudents.
There were m n tiv in the
numbers: The number of graduate tudents
was d wn 17. average credit
load for both graduate and undergraduat students
showeda slight decrease
When th t nth day of cia ses roUed around on
Thursday, Sept. 16, new U,," -Park ide Registrar
Richard Lott gave everyone involved with the
Universitythe good new . On every important enrollment
category UW-Par .side m t and exceeded the
Universityof Wiscon:>in ystem' targets.
The 10th day numbers are important because the
UW System determines how much money it will give
to, Ortake away from its 13 four-year campuses based
on headcount after two fuJI weeks of class. These figures
howed that 4,888 students were enrolled on
Sept. 16.
And in a figure that is very important to the
System, UW-Parkside's full time equivalent (FTE)
enrollment of 3,706. That is well in excess of the
Sy tem's enrollment goal for UW-Parkside.
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Marketing and Publications Director Joe Hanneman.
"Our fall 1999 application numbers are close to being
final and it certain1y appears we again did very well in
attracting students to campus."
Those applications, according to Murphy, translated
into record gains in new students.
"This is the largest freshmen class in at least 12
years," Murphy said of the fall 1999 figures. "And if
you combine freshmen and transfer students, this is
the largest number of new
students we've ever had."
There are a record number
of transfer students on
campus. A total of 448 students
switched from other
schools to UW-Parkside for
fall 1999.That's 64 more than
last year and well above the
University's target of 400.
The diversity of the campus
also improved, The
number of African
American, Hispanic, Asian,
and Native American students
all increased. That raises the percentage of
minority students to 16 percent from 15 percent a year
ago. In addition, there are 33 students from foreign
countries on campus.
More than 2,800 students are in the "traditional"
age group of 18 to 22. We have 1,638students who are
23 years of age or older with 12who are 62 or better.
Overall, the enroJlment figures demonstrate a
heightened emphasis on retaining students.
Applications and Diversity Comparative FigureS
1999 1998 1991 Hear Ch9 2·Year Chg.
3,111 2.865 2,665 11% 190/.
2,885 1,185 1.596 ft 3W.
103 593 626 18% 12%
316 381 212 2511I 3811I
220 163 134 3511f1 64811
14 58 58 451l1. 45%
Generating interest among potential students is an
important first step to any school's enrollment success.
Through innovative work done by the University's
Admissions Office, under the direction of Chuck
Murphy, and an award-winning advertising campaign,
total applications for UW-Parkside have risen
19 percent over comparable figunes two years ago.
"Applications are the best barometer of overall
interest in the university," said the University's
be a leader on the board."
Gracz, of Milwaukee, is the president
and contract administrator for the
Milwaukee Professional Fire Fighters
Association, Local 215; the largest firefighters
union in the state.
Gov. Thompson said that after Brad
DeBraska's term expired, he appointed
Gracz to keep strong union representation
on the board.
"To meet our goal of preparing our
university graduates for the workforce,
labor must be a strong partner in shaping
our UW System policy," Gov.
Thompson said. "Greg is a highly
regarded union leader who will bring a
valuable perspective to the Board of
Regents."
Governora points three to UW Board 01 Regents
System standing as a bright beacon of
knowledge that will guide us forward
on our journey into the next rnillenniurn."
The 17-member Board of Regents
govems the University of Wisconsin
Sy tern, which includes UW-Parkside,
setting admission standards, approving
university budgets, and planrung
for the future of public higher education
in the state. The board is also
responsible for appointing the president
of the UW System, the chancellors
of the 13 universities, the chancellor of
the UW-Extension, the chancellor of
the UW-Centers and the deans of the
13renters.
Axtell, of Janesville, currently serY<; as the vice-chairman of the governor s;_I- -1--
task force on International Education. The 17 -member Board 'Of
He waS a member of both the
Governor's Commissions on uw- Regents governs the University of
SySlem Compensation and .oWSystem
Accountability. Axtell IS the Wisconsin System setting
author of nine bUSiness books, two
considered best sellers, and isa proles- admission standards, approving
ional peaker. . .
:~~ ::~fv;:'seth~a::~:~s:~ the university bUdgets, and
~ll help build a stronger ~W- planning for the future of publ'lC
S t
" G v. Thompson said. HIS y m, .
dedication and depth of expenence higher education in the state.
gives me every confidence that he will
Schneiders, of Menomonee Falls,
was a Wisconsin state representative
from 1980-1'l96, serving on the State
Building Commission and the Joint
Finance Committee. Schneiders currently
serves on the UW-Milwaukee
Board of Directors for the Friends of
the School of Education and, Friends of
the Golda Meir Library Board.
"Lolita brings almost two decades of
innovative, effective legislative leadership
and a cornrnitrnentto community
service to the .oW System," Gov.
Thompson said. "1 am sure she wiJI
continue her outstanding public service
as a regent."
All three appointees require confirmation
by the state senate.
, , , ,
Wisconsin Governor Tommy G.
Thompson recently announced the
appointmentsof Roger Axtell, Gregory
Gracz, and Lolita Schneider to the
Universityof Wisconsin Sysl m Board
of Regents,helping to ensure the universitysystem
remains a world-cia
institutionwell into the 21 t Century.
Axtellwill fill the vacancy created
bytheresignation of Kathleen Hempel
m December1998, and serve a sevenyearterm
to expire May 1,2006. Gracz
will succeed Brad DeBraska and rve
a seven-year term to expire May 1,
2006. Schneiders will rve on 01 two
terms that will expire May 1 2000 and se ' ,
evea seven-year tenn I expire May
1,2007
Gov. Thomp on aid the Ihree
apPOinteeswill do an excellent job of
ser:ing the ciliz n of Wi 0 in by
:mtaining the ·lrength and a 1- wJ of the unive ity y tern h Is,
!en.: e buildlllg on i tractitl n of excele.
" lie "Wisconsin· h m t th be5t publ'id:vers,ty
ystem in th world, pro-
~'10ling the educati nal experiet1 and
~, . dation that ha tr f rrned ur
-"",~ents into th 1 d rs f y t >rday,
. Yand tomorr w" "Th m"""n 8;ljd "leI. ,. r··-
k· Ita, r and Roger w,11 h lp
eep the Univ r ity f WI c nsin
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legislature debates
UW tuition freeze
Debates over what to do with
the surplus money are still
continuing with little hope of
coming to an agreement soon.
Access to a quality, affordabJe higher education in Wisconsin is in grave danger. Inthe past,
Wisconsin has been able to avoid the economic recessions and downturns which have plagued
nearby states because of our traditional support for higher education. By ensuring that
Wisconsin's citizens have access to the university system, we have established an educated
workforce who positively contribute to the economy of this great state.
That tradition of excellence in education has been compromised in recent years. Years of
underfunding the University of Wisconsin System are beginning to show. As a result, tuition
has increased at 4-5 times the rate of inflation, while financial aid has failed to keep pace.
Additionally, compensation for faculty and staff has fallen below national averages.
Today, Wisconsin has an opportunity to invest in the future. By fully funding the UW
System, we can ensure that Wisconsin's working and middJe class families can afford to access
higher education.
United Council of UW Students and United Faculty and Academic Staff have called for
statewide action on the biennial budget. Can or write your state legislators and urge them to
use a portion of the surplus to fully fund the UW System. We must work together to ensure
that all Wisconsin families have equal access to the UW System.
Michelle Diggles, United COllncil ofllW Students
Frank Emspak, United Fawlty and Academic Staff
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Becky Duba
This past July, Wisconsin's biennial budget was due,
but as of today it is still being debated. The budget encompasses
many factors ranging from lowering the elementary
class size to refining the recycling program, but the
main debate is over the UW System's tuition freeze.
Before July, legislators realized that there was a projected
surpJus of funds of $568.1 million, so Democrats proposed
a tuition freeze for the state universities and a cut in
tuition for all technical colleges. This would mean that students
in the technical college system couJd save about
$500 per semester and universities tuition would not rise.
This would make a large impact on students. Senate
majority Jeader Chuck Chvala said, "Average tuition for
the UW-System grew by 6.9% this year, including an outrageous
9.6% at UW-Madison." Chris Micklos, another
Democrat, stated, "For every $100 tuition rises, there is a
2.2% drop in enrollment."
The Student Aid Alliance is urging Congress to
increase the amounts of financial aid availabJe because of
the rise in tuition. Among other areas of aid available, the
Pell Grant is one of the most important, which enabJes
some of the neediest students to attend college. They wish
to see this increased by $4()() to a new total of $3525.
The budget has still not been ratified. Debates over what to do with the surpJus
money are still continuing with little hope of coming to an agreement
soon. Because the fall semester has already begun, there is nothing that can be
done about prices now, but we can hope to see a freeze take effect for the
spring and coming semesters of next year. Since 1997, tuition has grown 17.7%
and the state has decreased its support for higher education in the Jast two
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"Skyrocketing tuition is pricing Wisconsin's working and midclle class families
out of an education. With tuition increasing at four to five times the rate of
inflation ...students graduating [have] an average $14,332 in debt..." said
United Council President Michelle Diggles.
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parkside, Illinois College Sign Admissions Pact
Agreement makes transition easier for College of Lake County students
UW·Parkside has signed an agreement with the College of
LakeCounty (CLC) making it easier for CLC students to pursue a
bachelor's degree on the Wisconsin side of the border. UWParkside
Chancellor Ja~k Keating signed the agreement along
withGretchen Naff, president of CLC, which is a two-year institutionlocatedin
Grayslake, Ill.,
Under the agreement, students who meet admission requirements
for UW-Parkside, and who formally request dual admissions
will simultaneously be admitted to both schools. UWParksidewill
work with CLC counselors and students to initiate
theapplication process, facilitate a link between students and the
UW-Parksidedepartment in which the student intends to major,
andhelp with the transition between CLC and UW-Parkside. The
University also will provide financial planning information,
includingscholarship data specifically for transfer students, while
theyare enrolled at CLC.
"We are delighted to have the opportunity to help students
fromthe College of take County continue their education at UWParkside,"said
University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Jack
Keating."This is a win-win-win situation-a win for UW-Parkside,
awin for CLC, and a win for students."
CLC President Gretchen Naff said the cross-border agreement "Provides another educational
optionfor College of Lake County students." She added that about 100 current UW-Parkside students
areCLCgraduates.
CLCstudents are eligible for dual admissions by remaining in good academic standing and maintaininga
minimum 2.0 grade point average. The agreement was Signed at the CLC campus in May.
Chancellor Jack Keating and College of Lake County President
Gretchen Neff shake hands after signing an agreement between the
two schools. The pact makes it easier for CLC students to pursue a
bachelor's degree at UW-Parkside.
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Leading UW-Parkside into the next millennium
HollyHeinzelmann we must be aware of is our campus community of lifelong learners," says
AlthoughJack Keating has been the chancellor at UW-Parkside for Keating. .
onlyone year he has made some very beneficial contributions to the Some other improvements to our campus are the new field house that is still
university. Upon being hired by the Board of Regents he was construction. Administration is also looking into the building of a new resiinformedthat
it was mandatory for him not only to increase the enroll- dence hall to facilitate the increasing number of students looking to enroll.
menthere, but to also make us a more engaged university. Through Funding is also being established to revamp the music department and the
muchhard work and cooperation with staff here on campus he sue- cinema. Keating is also looking into acquiring state funds to aid in the expanceededin
increasing the enrollment, as well as increasing minority sion of the current science and nursing departments.
enrollmentby 20%. The Engaged University Council was established_-I- ...,.- -j---'
lastyear,and the Plan 2008 diversity ten-year program was merited as
thebestof the University of Wisconsin plans.
So what strategies are under way for the future here at Parkside?
Keating'svisions for the coming year revolve around the Three C's:
caring,community involvement, and communication.
Keatingbelieves caring for our student's means providing an environmentthat
helps students to reach their full potential. "We must
challengeour students and provide them with opportunities that will
helpthem succeed," he said. Keating also emphasized the importance
ofmaking the students feel welcome, and supplymg them With a
diverseenvironment. During the fall convocation he noted that, "We
mustbe the welcoming diverse community of scholars that we say we
wantto be. We must continue to foster diversity to make sure all people,regardlessof
lifestyle, race, background, and abilities, are a recognizableaspect
of our campus because we care for all."
Safety is also a major factor concerned in the care of students.
Keatingworries about the safety of himself all the way down to the
verylast freshman. When asked about the gun controversy on campus
heheld that he was not taking the matter frivolously. Although the
finaldecisionrests in his hands he wants the issue reviewed by a broad
committeerepeatec1lyuntil the matter is exhausted. After considering
bothsides of the issue he will deliver a decision at the end of the
semester.
Thesecond C is the community. Keating emphasized how importantit
is for the campus to become a part of the community and engage
in collaborativepartnerships. These partnerships provide connectio.ns
andintemships for students to gain experience beyond the university
teachings.It also allows us to bring speakers in to help teach the studentsabout
real world experience. Itis also key to draw the commuruty
tothe campus. Keating says, "We must become a center for cultural
andintellectualactivities in this area. Whatever it is that contributes to
thelifeof this community
ina cultural and intellectualway,
we encourageand
we try to foster
and make sure its
knownso that we really
are thought of as the
centerof activity in this
area."By letting people
appreciate the beau ty
and capabilities of the
school they are more
likelytosupport it.
The third C is communication,which
is the
drivingforce behind the
l~ttertwo. "It is imperative
that we communicatewith
one another,
andtobe as open as possible
so parents, students,
and staff membersknow
what's going
On.We must offer constructive
criticism and
prOvidesolutions for the
problems we face. It's
communication that
makescommunity anl':;~::
thefirstcommunin: tha
Plan 2008-Parkside
embraces diversitv
Becky Duba
The University of Wisconsin-Parkside is making a planned attempt to
increase its students and staff to incorporate those of a more diverse background.
This attempt, labeled Plan 2008, will increase not only students but
also staff who are African, Asian, Native, and Hispanic American. .
The plan is made up of seven goals. These
goals include increasing the amount of financial
aid available to needy students, increasing the
number of faculty, .academic staff, classified
staff, and administrators of color, developing
courses that will enhance learning and a respect
for racial and ethnic diversity, recruiting more
students of color from local high schools and
two-year junior colleges, and increasing the
amount of cultural events and fine arts programs
that feature distinguished artists and
scholars of color.
Parkside is definitely stepping in the right
direction with this program. As of 1995,73 perHerb
Pitts cent of the U'S. population was white. The projection
for 2050 holds that 52 percent of the populace will be. white, while
Hispanics will hold 21 percent, African Americans 15.7%, and ASian
Americans 10.2percent. A diverse nation expects a diverse education.
Heading up this plan is the newly appointed Assistant to the
Chancellor for Equity and Diversity, Herbert L. Pitts. Pitts stated
that right now he is working on appointing a Diversity Committee
to assess the progress made with the plan. "The committee," he
explained, "will have 17 people on it. Two will be residents of
Kenosha and Racine, five will be faculty with only one being nontenured,
two will be students, four will be managers or directors,
two will be of academic class, and two will be of classified staff.
This committee will also be trained in terms of diversity so that
we're all on the same page. The committee will meet every month to
assess progress. A number of subcommittees will also be appointed
that will meet twice a month and report back to the head committee.
All of these will be tracking progress made." Pitts also explained
that enrollment of students of color has increased and of the nineteen
new faculty members hired this year, nine are ethnic females.
"Things are going very .well," he stated, "And the implementation
. and success of this plan can all be credited to the Chancellor and the
cabinet."
Mr. Pitts has a considerable amount of experience concerning
equity and diversity. He holds ten years of Affirmative Action and
Equal Employment Opportunity experience in higher education. He
received his bachelor's from Cornell University in Industrial and
Labor Relations and his master's in Political and Social Science from
the Graduate Faculty Center of the New School for Social Research
in New York.
Plan 2008 was drawn up in '1998 and covers the entire UW
System. It is an active step in the right direction for respect and
recognition for diversity. For more information about Plan 2008,see
the following website: http://www.Students.uwp.edu
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grade point average (GPA) on a 4.0 scale while carrying at least nine credits:
GPA 3.90 - 4.00
[eneyl Anglin, 4.00; Allison Snopek Barta,
4.00; Hardy Bartmer, 4.00; Tamara R.
Basaldua, 4.00; Patricia Benefiel, 4.00; Shanon
Bergendahl, 4.00; Bridget Boland, 3.92;
Michael Booth, 3.93; jill Boughton, 3.93;
Deborah Bradley, 4.00; Christine L. Brandt,
4.00; Jill Branner, 4.00; Joseph Brooks, 3.91;
Kim Brussat, 4.00; Daniel Burnett, 4.00;
Melissa Busse, 4.00; Kelli Cairo, 3.91; Kyle
Calkins, 4.00; Mary Cartledge, 4.00; Annika
Catanzaro, 3.93; Gina Ciardo, 4.00; David
Corey, 4.00; Lasitha Cumaranatunge, 3.94;
Becky Cushing, 3.94; Susan Czarra, 4.00;
Katie Damaschke, 3.94; Susan Dana, 4.00;
[ames Day, 4.00; Martin Defa tte, 4.00;
Jeanette Dutton, 3.93; Laura Engel, 3.96;
Tracy Evinrude, 4.00; Amber Fierke, 4.00;
Colleen Filipek, 3.91; Dennis Flynn, 4.00;
Jamie Foeckler, 3.95; Kristi Forbes, 4,00; Peter
Forchette, 4.00; Angela George, 3.93;
Elizabeth George, 3.93; Emily Graber, 3.91;
Gregory Grenyo, 4.00; Michelle Grothe, 4.00;
Mary Grzelak, 3.92; Sarah. Haase, 3.91;
Heather Hackbarth, 3.96; Tarik Hamdan,
3.93; Michelle Hotchkiss-Krug, 3.93; Mariah
Howard, 3.91; Amy Hurlebaus, 4.00; Teri
Jacobson, 3.91; Robin Jensen, 3.90; Benjamin
Johnson, 3.94; Mary Ellen Kanthack, 4.00;
Andrew Kautzer, 3.93; Peter Kautzer, 4,00;
Ahlam Khalaf. 3.93; Timothy Kidwell, 3.94;
Sarah Kiesling, 4.00; Kimberly Kilgren, 4.00;
Michael Kis, 4.00; Susan Klemp, 3.91; Karen
Kolesar, 3.93; Adrienne Koos, 3.93; Sonia
Kraft, 4.00; Heidi Kraiss, 4.00; Melinda
Krause, 4.00; Natalie Kring, 4.00; Laura
Kristiansen, 4.00; Kim Kut, 4.00; Kelly
Langenfeld, 3.91; Erin Larsen, 3.91; julie Lea,
3.91; Sharron Lehnert, 4.00; Kathryn Lemke,
4.00; Juliet Lena, 4.00; Karen Levandosky,
4.00; Jolme Levanetz, 4.00; Paula Long, 3.91;
Richard Lopez, 3.92; Erik Lundquist, 3.91;
Eric Masshardt, 4.00; Tanya Mau, 4.00; Ryan
McMullin, 4.00; Angela Meier, 4.00; Erin
Miller, 4.00; Jennifer Miner, 4.00; Peter
Minor, 4.00; Jason Modory, 3.92; Sirena
Moley, 3.93; Jamie Montemurro, 3.91;
Meghan C. Mumford, 4.00; Theresa Nelson,
3.92; Jerilynn Nettesheim, 4.00; Julie
Nondorf, 4.00; Angie Norton, 3.93; Stella
Olechowski, 3.91; Michelle Phillips, 4.00;
Courtney Principe, 3.90; Heidi Rashleger,
3.91; Jason Razdik, 3.94; ; Kristy Reineck,
4.00; Colleen Reinhardt, 3.91; Amy Richey,
4.00; Ansel Rognlie, 4.00; Wendy Rosko, 3.95;
Craig Royal, 3.93 Cindy Salkowski, 4.00;
Susan Sauer, 4.00; Amanda Schneider, 4.00;
Tricia Servi, 4.00; Amy Sheagley, 4.00;
Cynthia Skibinski, 3.94; janice Snopko, 3.91;
Michael Sokolski, 3.92; Rachel Sonnentag,
3.93; Carol Sooley, 4.00; Kevin SoWinski, 3.92;
Heather Spencer, 4.00; Julian Steffenhagen,
3.94; Edward Stein Ill, 4.00; Elisabeth
Stoeger, 4.00; Meghan Strasburg, 3.94;
Rebecca Stratman, 4.00; Lisa Summers, 3.92;
Dorann Swanson, 4.00; Joseph Talbott, 4.00;
Katie Tennessen, 4.00; Courtenay Teska, 3.92;
Bradley Timm, 4.00; Nicole Turnquist, 4.00;
Connie Tyler, 4.00; Katherine Vick, 3.92;
Laura Vogt, 4.00; Ruth Wagner, 3.90; Tiffany
Warren, 4.00; Eileen Welch, 4.00; Rebecca
Wienke, 4.00; Christine Winfield, 4.00; Kelly
Woodward, 3.91; Nicholas Zeleski, 4.00;
Charlotte Ziebell, 3.92
GPA 3.70 - 3.89
Amanda Albrecht, 3.88; Christine Alder
3.85; Roshena Andrews, 3.77; Paul~
Antonacci, 3.73; Julie Bach, 3.77; Heidi Baehr,
3.75; Kimberly Barnard, 3.79; Ronald Batdorf,
3.88; Aaron Baternik, 3.88; Karl L. Bauer,
4.00; Stefanie Beard, 4.00; Mary Berger, 3.77;
Shelly R. Berndt, 3.81; Krista L. Bertram, 3.83;
Russell Blaha, 3.77; Jonathan Blocher, 3.86;
Holly Blomberg, 3.78; Kim R. Bohm, 3.83;
Amy Bohn, 3.83; Emily j. Bollmeier, 3.73; [o
Borchert, 3.81; Katherine Botsford, 3.71;
Bethany J. Bram, 3.91; Tara Brever, 3.64;
Melissa Brown, 3.82; Stephanie Buratti, 3.86;
Wesley Burgin, 3.71; joni Calhoun, 3.72;
[arod Camerata, 3.71; Chad Cantwell, 3.85;
Carla Castellano, 3.73; Andres Cerritos [r.,
3.72; Yeon Chang, 3.80; Jean Charles, 3.76;
Rose Chevalier, 3.89; Laurin Clausen, 3.79;
Christina Conforti, 3.73; Angela Cozza, 3.80;
David Crain, 3.88; Jennifer L. Danoski, 3.80;
Stephanie Degroot, 3.86; ; Lindsay
Deinhammer, 3.85; Michelle Dennis, 4.00;
Deanna Dobson, 3.75; Celena DogadalskiFrier,
3.83; Tracie Doherty, 3.80; Pamela
Dombach, 3.73; Gregory Dresen, 3.81; Diana
Druckrey, 3.70;
Eric Easthon, 3.83; Linda Edwards, 3.74;
Milissa Ehlert, 3.73; S. E. Engel, 3.77; jason
Escobar, 3.75; Craig Evans, 3.77; Jay Felton,
3.83; Darin Flaska, 3.77; Heather Flohr, 3.80;
Kenneth Fought, 3.85; Sara Freund, 3.73;
Sarah Funk, 3.80; Raymond Gannon, 3.75;
Donald Gavin, 3.70; Michelle Gehring, 3.76;
Jeremy Gemig, 3.73; Mary Giannini, 3.75;
Ryan Gill, 3.82; Liesl Glas, 3.88; Nicholas
Graham, 3.75; Vanessa Curidy, 3.87; Laura
Hayes, 3.81; Jonathan Heintzman, 3.84; Lisa
Hempel, 3.85; Kathleen HendriX, 3.76;
Michael Hewitt, 3.83; Holly Hibbein, 3.83; jUJ
Hoffman, 3.82; Tonya Hoffman, 3.79;
Kimberly Holdsworth, 3.76; Donece
Hundley, 3.89; Elizabeth Hurlbut, 3.71; judy
Hutchins, 3.88; Erinn Hylton, 3.73; Demetra
jackson, 3.78; George jacobson, 3.80; Angela
Jaeckel, Patricia Jindrich, 3.88; .1,76; Brian
Johnson, 3.75; Nathan Johnson, 3.89;
Meridith Jumisko, 3.89; Bryanna jurv;s, 3.78;
Breeana Kanagy, 3.80; Tenille Kangas, 3.72;
Ann Kapellusch, 3.83; joy Kay, 3.75;
Rosemary Keller, 3.81; Paul Kitzer, 3.75;
Clerrisa Kostas, 3.76; Amy Kucera, 3.73;
Michelle Kunkel, 3.80; Shana Kupfer, 3.75;
Michelle Lambert, 3.73; Douglas Lancour,
3.80; Rebecca Landmark, 3.79; Crystal Laven,
3.86; Lisa Lequia, 3.79; Lisa Long, 3.76;
Nathan Logic, 3.80; Kerin Lorence, 3.86;
jennifer Lukowski, 3.82; Virginia Lusch, 3.77;
Michael Malzahn, 3.80; Timothy Marciniak,
3.85; Victoria Martinelli, 3.80; Matthew
McGovern, 3.81; Sharon McGuigan, 3.75;
Kiev McNeill, 3.73; Kelly McPhee, 3.89;
Nicole McQuestion, 3.84; Melissa Meland
3.77; Michelle Merriman, 3.70; Jason Metallo:
3.80; Terri Meyers, 3.72; Kristi Mico, 3.76;
Gretchen Mielke, 3.86; Rehana Mohammed
3.75; Lisa Montemurro, 3.73; Lisa Moravec'
3.75; Todd Moore, 3.88; Marco Morrison'
3.72; Eric Mullarky, 3.79; Katie Mutter, 3.86;
Jennifer Myers, 3.75; Dineshi Nanayakara,
3.76;. Kris~ Negri, 3.74; Paul Neiman, 3.72;
JennIfer NeItzel, 3.81; Tami Nelson-Payne,
3.78; Scott Nelson, 3.77; Charlotte Neumann
3.88; Mary Nielsen, 3.76; Michelle Nordquist:
3.72; Colleen O'Grady-Shearman, 3.80;
Brooke Olenick, 3.81; john Orslini, 3.83; ]ody
O~e~s, 3.76; Lora Owens, 3.76; Suneel
Paldlsetty, 3.79; Meghan Patterson, 3.87;
James Pereda, 3.71; Jodi Perkowski 380'
Christopher. Peters, 3.83; Lars Peterso~,3'.89;
Anthony PIccolo Jr., 3.81; James Pichotta
3.83; Richard Plachter, 3.75; Jerry Praeger'
3.76; Amanda Prange 3 83· K t·' P . ' " ale
relmesberger, 3.75; Simon Provan, 3.75;
Rebekah Raleigh, 3.80; Laura Reier, 3.78;
Jennifer Riggs, 3.77; Robyn Rippl, 3.88;
Mirjana Ristic-Petrovic. 3.86; [aimie Roberts,
3.83; Roman Rodichev, 3.72; Daniel Roethe,
3.75; Jack Romanowski, 3.78; Daniel Romero,
3.74; Starlet Rondeau, 3.86; Luanne Ross,
3.89; Marianne Ruff, 3.75; Carey Runyard,
3.76; Cara Russo, 3.78; Richard Rysavy, 3.78;
Gina Sanders, 3.86; Summer Schaal, 3.82;
Joan Schiller, 3.84; Timothy Schmidt, 3.78;
Tracey Schook, 3.88; Deborah Schooley, 3.86;
Lora Schultz, 3.83; Kyle Scuglik, 3.80; Tracy
Slater, 3.78; Catherine Smaglick, 3.83; Casey
Smith, 3.87; Stacy Smith, 3.83; Amy Sommer,
3.89; John Sorensen, 3.73; Melinda Specht,
3.80; Christie Spotts, 3.86; Lisa Sprague, 3.80;
Rita Steckling, 3.78; Tricia Steinbrink, 3.71;
[ohnrae Stevenson, 3.84; Jacqueline Strelow,
3.84; Karen Summers, 3.83; Valerie Sylvester,
3.70; Brett F. Templin, 3,89; Michael Theuer,
3,78; Rachel Tishuk, 3.85; Lauren Tobiason,
3.86; Vito Tribuzio, 3.83; Rachel Upton, 3.73;
Bradley Vanden Boogaard, 3.75; Billi Io
Vertz, 3.80; Emily Wagner, 3.79; Mandy
Waterfield, 3.82; Kristina Webb, 3.80; Rhonda
Webb, 3.81; jayme Wright, 3.72; Michelle
Yearout, 3.77; Ming Vee, 3.87; Susan
Zukowski, 3.76.
GPA 3.50 - 3.69
Sohayla Aazami, 3.50; julie Adams, 3.53;
Henry Agallar, 3.68; Troy Altergott, 3.53;
Edith Ambrose, 3.57; Elizabeth Anderson,
3.69; David Augustine, 3.66; jennifer Ayers,
3.52; Laura Bahr, 3.50; Christina Banike·
Palm, 3.55; Amy Baron, 3.62; Angela M.
Baumann, 3.58; John Beauchamp, 3,83;
Amanda Beaver, 3.59; Mark Belgrado, 3.66;
Steven B ranis, 3.64; Jennifer Berry, 3,66;
Wendy Black, 3.60; Mindy Bodven, 3.53;
Anneliese Boehm, 3.51; Brian Brad haw, 3.53;
John Bruno. 3,57; Peter Bruzas, 3.57; Darcy
Bugni, 3.53; jason Burke, 3.60; ju tin Burk ,
3.66; Kyli Burk , 3.62; Shawn Burwell, 3.61;
Carol Buse; 3.58; jacqueline Bush, 3.63;
Michael CaJlovi, 3.60; Orest Cameval , 3.66;
Michel h van, 3.69; Angelina Cruz, 3.51;
Rebecca Cruz, 3.64; Christine Cukla, 3.59;
Laura DeCheck, 3.67; Domenic D bart I ,
3.66; Martin Degroot, 3.58; Amy Derwae,
3.66; Nidla Diaz, 3.55; Michael Docka, 3.66;
Nick Dubinsky, 3.52; Tina Duncan, 3.50;
Johnathan Dye, 3.69; Theresa mbury, 3.66;
Holly Ericksen, 3.60; Stacy Ericson, 3.66; Alan
Eschmann, 3.70; Liana Escott, 3.60; Stacy
Esme, 3.53; jennifer Espinosa, 3.60; Gretchen
Fahrenbacher, 3.58; Jamie Fandrei, 3.53;
Shannon Fehlberg, 3.66; Besim Ferati, 3.50;
joyce Finch, 3.66; Leroy Finnigan, 3.67; Sonya
Flower, 3.61; Gerita Floyd, 3.51; Sandra
Fritschle, 3.58; Valerie Funk, 3.59; Brian
Fusie, 3.55; Michaela Gaines, 3.66; Matthew
Garvin, 3.59; Rhonda Garwood, 3.66;
Angelina Gates, 3.58; Megan Gavin, 3.68;
Jenie Gegare, 3.50; Paul F. Gernand, 3.66;
Shalonda Gholston, 3.60; Gilberto Gonzalez
jr., 3.61; Tri sa M. Groff, 3.66; Amanda
Hawley, 3.58; Kelly Hay, 3.53; Robert Heck,
3. 51; Wade Helding, 3.54; Shannon Helvey,
3.59; Sharon Hempel, 3.58; Denise Hensiak,
3.58; Pamela Hicks, 3.50; Megan Hile, 3.55;
Shirron Hill, 3.54; }anine Hintsala, 3.50;
Darren Holland, 3.51; Kyle Hornickel, 3.66;
Heather Hubbard, 3.53; Deborah Jackson,
3.58; jerian Jensen, 3.62; Amy C. Johnson,
3.60; Amy M. johnson, 3.66; Christopher
Johnson, 3.64; Jaime Johnson, 3.59; Jason
Johnson, 3.68; jillian johnson, 3.55; Flavia
Juergensen, 3.69; Nicholas juleen, 3.58; Bobbi
Jo Kapla, 3.64; Nicole Kaprelian, 3.60; Ann
Kelley, 3.66; Nathalie Kelsey, 3.58; Abby
Kenton, 3.50; Bryon Kirchenberg, 3.50; Nicol.
Klasinski, 3.59; Kimberly Klug, 3.66; Daniel],
Knierim, 3.61; Victoria Kolman, 3.68; Tany,
Kozlowski, 3.66; Kimberly Kragh, 3.58; AmKrenzke,
3.66; Ryan Kron, 3.57; Matthev
Kruegel, 3.53; Cindy Kuechle, 3.59; [ennifs
Labecki, 3.63; Danyel Lachermeier, 3.59
Courtney Lamberty, 3.58; Megan Lamberty
3.68; Sandra Langel, 3.55; Megan Lavery
3.52; [illian Lavinka, 3.66; Nicole Lehman
3.58; Marci Lehner, 3.50; Jane Lemieux, 3.50
John Lemut, 3.53; Terri Leslie, 3.66; Marru
Lester, 3.66; Kelly Letsom, 3.62; Carla lewis
3.57; jodi Liu Perez, 3.50; Eugene Locke, 3.6!J
Jennifer Lockrem, 3.52; Anne Luepkes, 3.54
Kristin Maier, 3.66; Colleen Malzer, 3.55
Sirena Mankins, 3.60; Colleen Mannard, 3.58
Nicholas Markwardt, 3.66; Ramon,
Mathews, 3.66; Heather Mattice, 3.64; Stever
Maurer, 3.50; Christine Mayew, 3.58; Chant!
Maywald, 3.53; Kathryne McAuliffe, 3.66
Kara McGonegle, 3.52; Nicole Melograno
3.54; Jennie Meyer, 3.61; Joseph Michaelis
3.50; Brad Minton, 3.55; Samuel Modder
3.69; Gary Moran, 3.58; Amber Morey, 3.50
Cary Mousourakts, 3.55; Melissa Mueller
3.51; Toby Mueller, 3.62; Sarah Mullenberg
3.60; Eyad Museteif 3.58; Lisa Nalbandian
3.68; Nicholas Neumann, 3.58; Scot
Nicholson, 3.66; Tremetrius Nordeen, 3.55
Rachel Novine; 3.66; Lisa Nowak, 3.60
jeffrey D. O'leary, 3.64; Sarah Olsen, 3.51
Kayoko T. Ottosen, 3.58; Angela Paczkowski.
3.58; Shawn Panyk, 3. 1; Lisa G. Parker, 3.53.
Lisa M. Park r, 3.53; j hn Paura, 3.66; Case)
Pawlak, 3.50; Michelle Payette, 3.58; Stephan
Peitz, 3.6]; uura Petersen, 3.56; Cassandra
Peter n, 3.66; tev n Pierce, 3.50; Nicole
Pirk, 3.52; Eric Place, 3.64; Michael
Pochowski, 3.64; Michael Poludniak, 3.55;
Bettie Poole, 3.66; Diana Prichard, 3.50;JOM
Prochniak, 3.58; james Puhr, 3.60; Grego')
Pulda, 3.53; Bonnie Puplava, 3.60; Kevin
Raob, 3.66; tacy Rand 11, 3.50; Robert Rasch.
3.56; Kimberly Rcih r, 3.60; Jose Reyes, 3.55,
Aaron Rich, 3.66; Demetrius Ritt, 3.52; Jess<
Rivas, .58; jason Robleski, 3.60; Roberl
Rollins, 3.53; Nicolle Rose, 3.55; Elena Ross,
3,66; Jennifer R 58mann, 3.60; Andrew
Ruffalo, 3.62; Matthew Ruhle, 3.53; Angelc
Sarto, 3.50; Diane Savage, 3.53; Sara;
Schwalbach, 3.60; Aida sexton, 3.50; Thomas
Sharp, 3.66; Brad hefchik, 3.57; Core)
Shefchik, 3.56; Sandra Shelby, 3.67; David
Sheriff, 3.55; Vanessa Shennan, 3.66; Meliss!
Shumway, 3.58; Mary Siefert, 3.50; Robin
Simon, 3.66; Cathleen Skenandore, 3.55; Maja
Skoglund, 3.55; Britton Sliwinski, 3.50;
Kathryn Smith, 3.64; Lisa Smith, 3.53; Marisa
Sokolowski, 3.59; Erin Sorensen, 3.64; Ian
Stanbery, 3.50; Crystal Stewart, 3.62; Gabriel
Stoner, 3.62; Nicholas Sturycz, 3.51; jennifer
Sucharda, 3.50; Anne Sullivan, 3.62; MicheUe
Tennyson, 3.52; jennifer Terpstra, 3.55; Mark
Thill, 3.53; julie Thompson, 3.62; Michael
Thompson, 3.66; Thomas Tobalsky, 3.50;
!zabel a Tokicz, 3.55; jennifer Toutant, 3.55;
Kellie Tuttle, 3.66; Patricia L, Urban, 3.50;
Paul Vanderhoof, 3.61; Ronald Vanderwerff,
3.50;; Danielle Vesely, 3.58; Mary Viola,3.66
Jennifer Warenda, 3.55; David Webster,
3.53; Rebecca Wegner, 3.66; Neil Weingarth,
3.50; Corey Welk, 3.57; Angela Wenger, 3.50;
Daniel White, 3.58; William White, 3.66;
Jennifer Widrick, 3.62; Vernon Wienke III"
3.66; Roger Wiersum, 3.50; Tyson Wilda,
3.50; Sarah Wilson, 3.55; Robert Wind, 3.55;
Trisha Wright, 3,69; Susan Zawieja, 3.53;
Pamela Zemia, 3.66; Melanie Zimmerman,
3.66
A Beef Concerning Ihe
Sicilian Thing
VitoTribuzio
This article was inspired by my
Godfather, Don AI Dente, who asked
me to write something about Billy
Crystal,the man responsible for the latest
onslaught of Mafia movies. Don AI
thinks that unscrupulous Hollywood
producerslike Billy Crystal are making
billions of dollars by distorting facts
about the Sicilian thing, the Cosa
Nostra, so he wants me to set things
straight.
I've done some research and I've discovered
that, in their attempt to make
more realistic Mafia movies,
Hollywoodproducers pay big bucks to
questionable Mafia movie consultantswithout
ever realizing that these
schmucks can't even pronounce such
simpleItalian words as fuggerabouteet
andgearareheere.
"They claim to be members of the
CosaNostra," says my Godfather, "but
Iknowbetter." He blames Billy Crystal
for hiring fishy Mafia consultants,
bloodsuckers such as Sunny (the
LampreyEel)Manzini, Tony (the Zebra
Mussel)Pancetla and, the least scrupulousof
them all, Willy (the Goby Fish)
ClintonJeone;but AI should be blaming
theRussianMafia, the Cossack Noslra.
The Russian Mafia is involved, you
know, and I've got the proof RIGHT
HERE! It happens that Boris Yeltsin
has a friend who has a friend who is a
friend of mine, and he told a friend,
and he told a friend, and so on and so
on. So, what can be said about
Hollywood producers? Well, for one
thing, their movies aren't really about
the Sicillan thing, but rather, they are
about the American thing: MONEY. H
such movies were about the Sicilian
thing, then they would be about honor,
loyalty, and the pursuit of Jimmy
Hoffa.
The second thing that can be said
about Hollywood producers is that
they're unable to discern real Italians
from Italian wannabes.
This has been going on for years. It
all started long ago, when there were
many unemployed Italian actors and
movie studios were run by movie
moguls such as Geo Metro, Sam
Goldweiner, and Oscar Mayer. These
shrewd businessmen started MGM, a
movie studio that discriminated against
every ethnic group in America, especially
against Sicilian-looking but smallnosed
Italians. Movie roles for smallnosed
Italian actors were limited in
those days, and it wasn't until movie
directors began to film with the handThe
Roles Thai Gal Awav
Chris Summy
Couldyou imagine Will Smith in 'The Matrix"? Or how
aboutBurt Reynolds in "Terms of Endearment"? Or Jeffrey
Hunteras Captain Kirk? Shirley Temple as Dorothy? Well
thesethings almost happened. Sometimes actors make great
cboicesin picking roles that (A.) are successful at the box
officeor in the ratings (B.) earn critical acclaim, or (e.) both.
Butthen there are times in which a choice role is in their
handsand they let it slip away from them. Let's look at some
examples.
The Matrix- Many leading actors were offered the role of
Neo,the hero in "The Matrix", but turned it down because of
itsuncertainprospects at the box office. Will Smith wanted to
UlJeclhis trademark humor into the role and was told no, so
he passedand did "Wild Wild West." He now looks at it as
the "one that got away." So does Leonardo DiCap~o, who
refusedit because he wanted to take a break from his mOVIe
career.Instead it fell into Keanu Reeves' able hands.
StarTrek- Jeffrey Hunter, "The Searchers," had the role of
CaptainKirk all wrapped up and even starred in the first
epISOdeof "Star Trek." But when his wife demanded a major
increasein salary, he was dropped from the series. H~s
replacement,William Shatner, became a show-biz icon.
Terms of Endearrnent- Burt Reynolds was offered the role
ofthe horny astronaut in "Terms of Endearment" but he
refusedto take the part when he learned he. needed to gain
weIght.Instead, he fuHilled a promise to a friend and starred
Ulthedismal flop Stroker Ace. Jack Nicholson carne aboard
wuh a career-resuscitating performance that won him an
One of his bosses paid for a
hooker that stole his credit
card, charging huge bills to the
company. As a result, some
unlucky people are going to
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held 35 M&M chocolate-covered camera
that Italians finally got to play
themselves.
When held at a certain angle, the
new camera made small noses appear
larger on screen. Prior to that, smallnosed
and curve-nosed Italians were
cast as marauding Indians in westerns
because, given the size of their noses,
Native Americans didn't look Indian
enough compared to them. Romannosed
Jewish actors, on the other hand,
got all the choice parts and got to play
Italian gangsters in movies about the
Sicilian thing.
And is Billy Crystal Italian? Oy vey!
This I cannot say for certain. AlII know
is that he's from New York, and everybody
in New York, including Spike
Lee, is either Italian or Jewish.
"What is most irritating is that
movie producers treat the Sicilian thing
as if it were an infamous, illegal organization,"
said my Godfather. And so he
asked: "When are people going to real- .
ize that the Sicilian thing is just another
business? It's more or less like the
FBI/Waco thing, like the China/New
Mexico thing, like the
Clinton/Whitewater thing, like the
Senate/House thing!"
"You're right," I said, "but, ahem,
innocent people rarely get killed in
those sort of things."
"Granted!" said AI. "But what about
the thing about us being portrayed like
a bunch of uneducated, moronic things
whose concerns involve mainly killing
and sexual things? Are we not human
things? Isn't our overly exuberant sexual
thing like the Pamela
Anderson/Tommy Lee thing? Isn't it
like the Pee-Wee Herman/George
Michael thing?"
"I don't even want to go there," I
said.
"Don't want to go where?" said AI.
"Fuggeraboureet."
Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. Reynolds's career went
south. j
American Gigolo, An /'
Officer and a Gentleman, .
Splash- These movies are' ':
linked because of one actor's )
mistakes. Turning down these \
three movies made John"
Travolta's career take a nosedive
until Quentin Tarantino's Pulp
Fiction. Richard Gere and Tom Hanks
are etema11ygrateful.
The Wizard of Oz- Originally Shirley
Temple was supposed to play Dorothy, Ray
Bolger the Tin Man, Buddy Ebsen (that's right,.
Jed Clampett from The Beverly Hillbillies) the!
Scarecrow, and W.e. Fields as the Wizard. But
Fields demanded too much money and was
replaced by Frank Morgan. Shirley Temple
wasn't available so the filmmakers chose the :'
older Judy Garland (Her breasts were taped
to make her more childlike. After all, in
real life she was 16.). And here's a heartbreaking
occurrence, Bolger and Haley.!
decided to switch roles (Bolger the',
Scarecrow, Ebsen the Tin Man).'
Unfortunately, Ebsen, was allergic to the
'make-up required for the role and dropped out,
replaced by Jack Haley.
Vito Tribuzio
The editors have accused me of being "too fluffy," so I'm taking this opportunity
to argue that fluffiness is the foundation upon which news reporting
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nonetheless fluffy, overblown andfull
of hot air, since they report only on
issues that are likely to please readers.
Put in simpler but more pungent
words, most reporters lack the guts to
say what needs to be said in a serious
news report, and so they avoid touching
on issues that would offend readers.
Good examples of cowardly fluffiness
are the latest reports I've read
concerning the goby fish invasion.
The articles are fluffy because most
reporters covering the goby fish invasion
have merely rewritten old articles
they wrote about the zebra mussel,
the lamprey eel, the Asian longhorned
beetle, the African killer bee,
and so on. Some have focused primarily
on the detrimental effect the
proliferation of exotic organisms may
have on native species and on what
scientists are doing to stop it from
happening, but no one has had the
courage to expound on what truly
needs to be done about exotic species.
Serious reporters have also
used exaggerated terminology to describe such invasions, calling them "biological
pollution," when they should've explained that the US is also exporting
biological goods to other countries, that this type of exchange has been going
on for years, and that the ancestors of some of our "native species" were
brought here, inadvertently or purposefully, by ships sailing the ocean blue,
and perhaps even before 1492.
It is a beneficial business, the import/export business, and the exchange of
exotic species is just one of the many benefits we derived from an Old World
exchange system, an ancient practice we now call "global marketing."
Most Americans, however, don't see anything beneficial in the whole affair.
I, for one, hate foreign species; I turn my nose at them, and if the truth must be
told, I'm more than willing to donate research money to prevent them from
taking over our ecosystems.
Some things, however, are not preventable. That is, we tried to prevent the
zebra mussel from polluting our waters, but all we managed to do was pour
more unwanted chemicals in the already polluted environment.
I'd like to think that scientists will eventually develop something that will
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This is because, like most
Americans, I know what's
edible or not, and I prefer to
only stuff my belly with edible
creatures.
The pedal tonight is
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cals is their forte, bu t this
isn't likely to happen for
some time because most
scientists are busy monitoring
the effects DDT has had
on the environment.
What must be done
about exotic species is what
other cultures have traditionally
done whenever
their countries happen to
be populated with too many of one species and not enough of the other.
As people of a young nation, we Americans have a great opportunity to
learn by observation. I observed, for example, that a native people of the
Amazon rain forest, the Yamomamo people, eat certain insects. This practice
keeps the rain forest green, since they are eating insects that would otherwise
destroy foliage.
In the same fashion, our own Lake Michigan was kept clean by Native
Americans who collected, dried, stored, and consumed fish that is presently
left to rut on these once pristine shores. And, a people of the Ituri forest of
Africa, the Mbuti Bandara, have a way to deal with killer bees: they eat beehives,
honey, wax, caca, unborn bees, and all.
Now, I've made perfectly clear the fact that I hate exotic species. This is
because, like most Americans, I know what's edible or not, and I prefer to only
stuff my belly with edible creatures. That doesn't mean, however, that I would
absolutely refuse to eat a nicely prepared dish of goby if eating it meant satisfying
my hunger and saving the natural environment. I'm sure it would taste
terrible at first; but, eventually, I would get used to its exotic taste, as the
Australian Aborigines eventually got used to the taste of sheep, rabbit, and
other European-imported species. I might even open a goby fish lover's
restaurant and invent a fancy name for the cooked fish, say, Pesce Rusky a la
Buongusto. After all, American squid lovers avoided eating the creature until
it became "calamari."
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We are a society that thrives on success. And what symbolizes success better
than all the things money can buy. U you don't have expensive material possessions,then
what good are you? So how do we accomplish this? We have to work
hard at our jobs (most of which we hate) at the expense of our personal relationshipsand
our happiness. It is supposed to be done out of love for our family but is
lovereally involved or is it really selfishness?
"American Beauty" takes a look at the Burnham family: father Lester (Kevin
Spacey),mother Carolyn (Annette Bening), and daughter Jane (Thora Birch). They
liveevery Christian Right member's dream, with the exception of the mother
working. A big house, expensive furniture, and family dinners with Lawrence
Welkmusic; the perfect family. Right.
Lester,who narrates the story, starts his day by masturbating in the shower and
tells us that it's the highlight of his day. He also hates his job because he knows
there are going to be lay-offs in the future since the company lost money in the last
year. Here's the real reason:one of his bosses paid for a hooker that stole his credit
card, charging huge bills to the company. As a result, some unlucky people are
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Lester with her in order to maintain
the image of a perfect family,
even though their marriage is
zombie-like. She is the one who
pushes for the furniture and
insists on playing that god-awful
music because she makes dinner.
Finally, there's Jane, The only
thing she has in common with her
dad is that she can't stand her
mother's music. Otherwise, she
seems to find new ways to have
contempt for her folks. When they
show interest in her cheerleader
routines, she complains that it's a
hollow attempt to show enthusiasm
because they are too selfabsorbed
to really care. She is also
intimidated by her friend Angela
(Mena Suvan) who wants to be a
model and has been pictured in
"Seventeen" magazine. Her life
takes a turn when she funs into
new neighbor Rickey Fitts (Wes
Bentley),
Rickey's life isn't what it seems
either. His Marine colonel father
(Chris Cooper) is a brute who
expects discipline from his son
and reacts with his fists when it
doesn't happen, And this happens
a lot because Rickey sells pot in
order to make money, which he
spends on video equipment in
order to film life that is all around
him, including Jane, Eventually
she begins to understand that her
neighbor appreciates the beauty of
life and is flattered to be the center
of his attention,
Rickey helps awaken Lester
from his wallcing sleep. While Mr.
Burnham is bored at the convention,
Rickey takes him outside,
They begin/to bond while they
smoke pot. Lester confesses that
his life sucks, remembering what
his life was like when he was a
teenager. He worked in fast-food
in order to buy an eight-track
radio, It seems pathetic to Rickey
but not to Lester. It was bliss
because he loved his job and got
laid a lot. They become friends, to
the awareness of the Colonel, who
begins to think his son is gay,
The other things that excites
Lester is the sight of Angela, the
American Beauty, He gets
obsessed, seeing visions of her in a
bathtub full of flowers. He overhears
her talking about how he
would look if he worked out
more, then begins to exercise. Jane
is aware of this attraction and is
repelled at the thought. Angela, on
the other hand, is flattered by the
attention of a 42-year-old, She is
used to being the center of attention
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than she wants to know about her
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tragedy results. Oddly enough,
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Bauer Meets
and Confers
by Nathan Jones
"The large portion of my evenings are spent at
desk work, while most of my day is spent in meeting
and conferring." Otto F. Bauer characterized his
primary functions as the acting chancellor of
Parkside.
In fulfilling the term of the deceased Chancellor
Wyllie, he has encountered a number of pressing
issues which have greatly absorbed his time.
However, he also sees as priorities, the need to
decrease the level of alienation that a period of
instability carries with it and increase the level of
communication, trust and cooperation between the
students, faculty and administrators.
Since Fall 1971, Bauer has been involved in an
administrative role in the Univeristy, a rofe which
has provided what he called "my greatest opportunity
for self-fulfillment. It has been the
definition of my life."
Bauer Faces Problems
While the process of se arching for and screening
possible candidates for chancellor continues, there
exist issues which need immediate attention, such
as the question of ju stice in one case, and expansion
of the present academic facilities in another.
Bauer appeared to be deeply attuned to the
seriousness of the complaints issued against
Parkside in regard to its alleged discriminatory
hiring and promotional practices. "We are trying
desperately to cope with these complaints and
retrieve these cases back into the University itself"
rather than have an outside institution solve these
Call for HUD
could stop
union
Election results
Few voters
photo by Michael Nepper
Otto Bauer acting chancellor
problems, he said.
"We have inherited social problems which we
have also helped create...we are going to respond
the best we can as an institution to correct it."
Bauer said that "ultimately, we won't be
evaluated on the various programs we have (here at
Parkside) but on whether or not we actually increase
employees."
SMI Building A Concern
Also drawing upon the energies of the acting
chancellor has been the construction of t he Modern
Industry Building which still awaits the approval of
the UW Board of Regents, as well as the state
legislature. Bauer is also addressing himself, along
with his staff, to the broadening of the undergraduate
program in the engineering technology
and the creation of a Master's degree program in
administrative and technological sciences. He
pointed out that these proposals have already been
submitted to the UW central administration.
Other on-going efforts that consume the daily
hours of Bauer and his acting vice chancellor,
continued page 4
by Michael Olszyk
of RANGER Staff
A t urnout of about 300 vo ters,
less than 5.6 per cent of the
student body, voted last week
Wednesday and Thursday, Nov.
20 and 21, in the Parkside Student
Government Association, Inc.
election.
Many of the students who did
note complained that there were
few, if any, people running in
their own division.
Under the new PSGA constitution,
half of the Senate shall
be elected in the fall from the
divisions of Science, Social
Science, Humanistic Studies,
E n g i n e e r i n g S c i e n c e ,
Management Science, Labor
Economics and undeclared.
However, in last week's
elections, no one ran in the
divisions of Scocial Science,
Engineering Science or Labor
Economics.
According to the new constitution,
"When vacancies
happen in the representation
from any academic division or at
large seat, the President Pro
Tempore shall fill such vacancies
with the concurrence of a simple
majority of the entire legislative
branch of the Parkside Student
Government Association, Inc."
John Kontz, president pro
tempore, said that appointments
to the Senate will be made soon
after the Thanksgiving holiday,
when the newly- elected members
are seated.
The election results of those
senatorial condidates who did run
are as follows:
Theresa Noto, running for
senator in the Humanities
division, won with 20 votes, while
William Noll received 17.
Kathy Sodomka, running for
senator in the Management
Science division, won with 36
votes, while Bill Ferko received
one write-in vote.
Joyce Jansen, running for
senator in the Science division,
won with 45 votes. She was
unopposed.
Lisa Iwon, running for senator
as an Undeclared Major, won
with 25 votes. She also was
unopposed.
A seat on the Campus Concerns
Committee, which is open for
election, was won by Eric Bingen
with 135 votes. Chet Anderson
placed second with 93 votes,
while Doug Redmond received
25.
continued page3
The Parkside
by Jeannine Sipsma
of RANGER Staff
"I'll do anything I can to get a
full-scale HUD investigation of
the new Union building," said
Michael Hahner, a senator of t he
Parkside Student Government
Association, Int.
The application which
Parkside submitted to the
Department of Housing and
Urban Development for a $3.5
million federal grant, will help
finance the new Student Union.
According to Hahner the
present floor plans, which are a
revised form of the old plans,
don't include a Student government
office or a health service
area. Instead a one-cot room is
provided.
Hahner said that he thinks
Parkside should live up to their
contract with HUD or take
Student Life and Parkside Activities
Board (PAB) offices out
of th e plan since most of t he area
in the Union is supposed to be
self-amortizing.
If the Union can cut selamortizing
areas and enlarge
non-self amortizing areas such as
Student Life and PAB offices,
then it can also afford to have a
larger health service and a
student government office, says
Hahner.
According to William Niebuhr,
director of Student Life, HUD is
aware of the revisions made on
the Union floor plan.
When Hahner was asked if he
was aware that HUD has seen the
revised floor plans, he said, "This
is what I've been told but then
why doesn't Niebuhr want us
(PSGA) to talk to them (HUD).
"Everytime you check on these
people (administrators) they're
I'm basing my whole
argument on the assumption that
HUD doesn't have .the plan
changes."
Niebuhr said that the Union
project is on a tight schedule and
if for any reason there is any
more delay in the process,
Parkside will lose the HUD grant
and thus the Union. V>\ V
• Tuesday, Nov. 26, 1974 Vol. Ill No. 17
In response to Niebuhr's
statement Hahner said, "I've
been told there's a deadline (on
beginning construction of the
Union) but I don't know if I
believe it. I don't really know if
they'll lose funds if the deadline
isn't met. I haven't looked into it.
I feel there's fraud going on
here."
When asked if PSGA is going to
take any action on the issue
Hahner said, "If PSGA doesn't
want to do anything, then I will,
but I think they will (want to take
action)."
To the same question, John
Kontz, President Protempore of
PSGA, said, "I can't tell you our
strategy before we do it if you're
going to print it."
Hahner said that he plans on
acting through one of Wisconsin's
congressmen by sending all the
necessary documents and a
request for a full HUD investigation.
Hahner said he would probably
go to Rep. Les Aspin's office in
Racine on Monday Nov. 25 a nd
present the issue. Hahner also
said that "If it looks like it's going
to be dragged out by Aspin, I'll go
to HUD myself."
John Siefert a Kenosha attorney,
said that it is PSGA's
position that the maximum
amount of usable space in the
Union should be used to produce
moeny in order to help pay for the
building. Therefore PSGA should
have a say about what goes into
the Union that isn't selfamortizing.
PSGA doen't think Student Life
and PAB offices should be
located in the Union, said Siefert,
but an exception should be made
for PSGA, who would pay rent if
they had an office in the Union.
When asked if there had been
any contact with HUD since this
issue arose, Siefert said, "Dennis
(Milutinovich) has been in
constant contact with HUD all
along."
continued page 3
Low attendance
PAB faces loss
by Betsy Neu
and J. D. Garoutte
In sharp contrast to last year's attendance
records, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) is
having serious difficulty attracting students to its
programs.
According to Tony Totero, PAB's advisor, this
live entertainment.
PAB has had successful dances in the last three
years, and those profits have always helped to cover
possible losses on the more expensive concerts and
movies.
This has not been the case this semester.
Local Bands Too Expensive
When asked if PAB has considered bringing in
some of the more popular local bands to draw a
crowd, Totero said that the price of these bands is
prohibitive.
He said that the bars in the community are able to
afford these expensive bands because they often
demand higher cover charges and can also make up
what they lose at the door by selling mixed drinks at
the bar.
photo by Michael Nepper
Tony Totero
year's poor attendance at concerts, movies and
dances is a direct by-product of the country's inflationary
economy.
Totero said, "We've enjoyed tremendous success,
the last three years, but we're getting caught up in
the problem that nearly every other campus is
facing: inflation."
Gas Shortage Blamed
Totero also said that PAB's problem is compounded
by the fact that Parkside is a commuter
campus. He theorized that due to the sharp increase
in gasoline prices, students are no longer willing to
make a special trip to Parkside on the weekend to
attend a dance,'especially when an increasing
number of ba r's in Racine and Kenosha are offering
Barb Burke
Parkside's Student Activities Building is licensed
to sell only beer, and the revenue from that is absorbed
not by PAB but by Auxiliary Services.
Student Requests Unrealistic
Through its periodic surveys, PAB has tried to
ascertain which attractions Parkside students are
continued page 5
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On November 21 the faculty art show opened at the
Theatre Gallery. We welcome the opportunity for
students to view the works of the art faculty. To students
in the humanities, it often seems that the criticism of
student works can be answered by "well, let's see you do
better." We have the chance to see.
RANGER will not attempt a critique at this time, as
we have planned a discussion for art majors on the
show. In doing this, we offer the art faculty an opportunity
to hear their students' reactions and an opportunity
for students to utilize their education in an
honest evaluation of faculty work.
A first reaction is some slight disappointment at the
lack of adequate facilities to allow a comprehensive
showing of the individual professors. As it is, each of the
exhibitors are allowed to show only five or six examples
of their work:'We would hope that as a continuation of
this first showing, each of the art faculty would do an
individual retrospective showing so that students could
see the progression of faculty careers.
We invite the public to take this opportunity to see the
show and to share their opinion with the art faculty and
RANGER. Election
/lonjjv s> »>a fi Flop
Disappointing. The elections are over and they can
only be termed disappointing. A turnout of only a few
hundred students in last Wednesday's and Thursday's
voting for PSGA offices could well sound the final note
for student government. The claim of the elected
senators that they represent the student body of
Parkside will fall on deaf ears in the administration.
Although this will represent little change from past
experience, those that see student government as a
fraternal order rather than an effective force on campus
will have new ammunition with the recent vote total.
Much of the fault for an uninspiring election that
failed to draw student interest, lies with the present
members of PSGA. This is not to say that PSGA must
create controversy to gain the attention of students, but
rather that a greater effort must be made to inform
students of the present actions of PSGA and the events
occurring throughout the UW system that may affect
students.
We call on Student Government to do its homework,
present a coherent case and show unity of purpose. In
this way students will begin to realize the potential of
student government and take the time to become interested
enough to vote.
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letters to the Editor
Third World
To the Editor,
There is now a vacancy in the
administrative offices, due to the
passing of Chancellor Wyllie. As
of November 14th, I found out
that there were letters sent out, to
help in the choosing of a chancellor,
to groups that are supposedly
representative of the
student body here at Parkside,
that is, with the exception of
"Third World" (people of color
and those who are sympathetic to
our goals). We are an
organization which was expressly
developed to add our
values to this system. The "Third
World" organization here at
Parkside is not communist, but
is, and will be progressive in any
means to achieve a level of
educational and social
awareness. I think our being
neglected is a direct slap in the
face. Now is the time we can
grow together, but only through
timely input in all facets of this
bureaucracy. That is the only
way a true cross-section of the
student body can be achieved.
Hayes D. Norman
Third World President
ssc
To the Editor:
To: Otto Bauer, Acting Chancellor
Allen Dearborn. Assistant
Chancellor, for Student Services
President. Parkside Activities
board
President, Veteran's Club
President, P.S.G.A
President, Adult Student
Association
As you all know, a new chancellor
is being selected for
Parkside. A letter was sent to
various student organizations
inviting them to participate in the
selection process. The various
groups involved represent only a
small fraction of the total student
body. In order to bring about a
*, y, *, „ . . .group
decision, a meeting was
suggested by P.S.G.A.
Selection of a new chancellor is
o very important decision which
affects all students. Manv
students and organizations are
ver-y concerned and have
threatened protests if the totai
student body is not represented.
In order to avoid any type of
confrontation, it is imperative
that some type of compromise
which is fair to all be worked out.
As responsible leaders on
campus, I ma urging you to
contact P.S.G.A. immediately so
this matter can be dealt with.
Lee Wagner
President,
United Council of
•' §Utd£p(.«Organizations
Coming Events
Tuesday, November 26: Film (Intro, to Film 210): "Seventh Seal" and
public^* 3t 7 P m in CL 105' Admission is free and open to the
Band concert, conducted by Robert Thomason at 7:30 p.m. in the
S?m- ' * JTheater. Admission is free and open to the public
Wednesday, Novemhpr 27; Whitewkriiar presents Debbie Do^ from
1-2 p.m. and Phil Smith from 2-3 p.m. in the coffeehouse (GR D-201).
Free and open to the public.
Club meets every Wednesday at 2:30 p.m. in the
Phy. Ed. building Boxing-Wrestling Room. All persons are welcome.
da^me information contact RichardPomazal, 346 GR, 553-2343.
PAB presents its "Turkey Dance," with music by Beau Geste
(playing tunes by Yes, Gypsy, Alice Cooper, Doobie Bros., The Who
and others), 9 p.m. -1 a.m. in the SAB. Admission for UW-P students is
vito' ^uests $150- l^'s required. Thursday, November 28: HAPPY
TURKEY DAY! Classes resume Monday, December 2.Saturday,
November 30: OGP (Order of Guitar Players) will present a concert at
7:30p.m. at St. George Church, 4800-8th Ave., Kenosha. Reception will
follow.
First basketball game of the season, Parkside vs. Whitewater, at
7:30 p.m. in the P.E. building gym. Admission is $2 for the general
public, $1 for students.
Dance, sponsored by the Parkside Varsity Club, featuring Badge,
from 9 p.m.-l a.m. in the SAB. Admission is $1.50 at the door. UW-P
I D. and proof of age are required.Sunday, December l: Mass
celebrated at the Newman Center at 12:15 p.m. Coffee and rolls after
the liturgy. Everyone welcome.
Flute quartet recital, beginning at 4 p.m. in Greenquist 103. A dmission
is free and open to the public.
COMING UP
December 3:Discussion at St. George School (lower level) at 8 p.m.
Topic: Infallibility. Speaker: Fr. Richard Schlenker. December 4:
Communal Penance Celebration at 8 p.m. at the Newman Center.
Everyone interested in a new approach to Penance is welcome.
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Dave Bishop, Coordinator of Auxiliary Services, said that the
Library-Learning Center cafeteria will close at 2 p.m. instead of 4 p m
on Fridays only.
Elections — —
Tuesday, Nov. 26, 1974 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 3
continued from page 1
Also voted for were
eightAllocations Committee
seats. The PSGA constitution
calls for the establishment of a
committee for reviewing
requests for program support
and budget allocations of the
allocatable portion of s egregated
fees.
Chet Anderson received 47
votes, Doug Redmond 30 and Eric
Bingen 27. There are still five
vacancies on the Allocations
Committee.
According to the new constitution,
"Vacancies on the
Allocations Committee shall be
filled by executived appointment
subject to approval by a majority
of the entire Senate."
In other election results, the
Parkside Activities Board advisory
referendum was passed by
a vote of 217 yes to 66 no.
The PAB advisory referendum
asked, "Shall the Executive
Booard of the Parkside Activities
Board and or Student Union
Board consist of 7 members
elected from the Academic
Division, 4 members elected at
large and 1 member chosen from
each committee of the Parkside
Activities Board and or Student
Union Board and shall the
president of the Parkside Activities
Board and or Student
Union Board be elected by the
student body?"
HUDcontinued
from page 1
Milutinovich denied any
knowledge of the proposed HUD
investigation, When questioned
on a comment which he had
allegedly made concerning the
proposed investigation,
Milutinovich admitted he had
heard that Hahner was considering
requesting an investigation
of the new Union but
had not yet spoken to him on the
subject.
During a later interview
Milutinovich said that he realized
a HUD investigation would
probably stop the construction of
the Union and that he didn't plan
on initiating an investigation.
He said that he wants to meet
with Student Life and the planners
of the Union and discuss
changes in the occupancy of the
rooms, not their reconstruction.
When asked if he believed HUD
had the revised plans for the
Union, Milutinovich said, "I
assume not becuase when we
asked HUD for information on
the Union they sent us the old
floor plans."
With, regard to claims made
that HUD does in fact know of the
new plans, Milutinovich said,
"They're lying. We've got them
(administration) by the ass."
He said, "I would like to be
quoted as saying that at this point
I'm trusting that the administration
is telling the truth
(about HUD's knowledge of the
revised plans)."
Milutinovich added later, "I'm
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A cultural experience
by Carole Wilson
"If we-and I mean the relatively conscious
whites and the relatively conscious blacks, who
must, like lovers, insist on, or create the consciousness
of ot hers-do not falter in our duty now,
we may be able, handful that we are, to end the
racial nightmare of our country and change the
history of the world."
James Baldwin...in Conversation
Black Voices
Dan Georgakas-Anthologist
The Third World Organization, through the objectives
it has set forth, is working to do this at
Parkside.
One member, Nathan Jones, secretary of Third
World, says that people are at different levels of
consciousness, and we should respect each other for
this. At the same time, the organization is working
towards opening the eyes of people to the fact that
oppression is much wider than the experience of
black people in this country. Oppression is an international
reality, says Jones, that is a part of a
system dominated by the philosophy of white
supremacy, domination as physical and
j psychological control.
One of the ways they hope to instill this idea in
people is through group solidarity. This encompasses
the creation of social awareness, the
multicultural experience and methods persons of
color use to make it from day to day. These methods
include the various psychological efforts employed
to resist the impression given through comments,
innuendoes, looks and subtleties, that people of
color are inferior and helpless.
Third World also deals with changes needed in
society for all people, regardless of c olor, to reach
their potential of growth and freedom in this world.
Just recently, Cornelius Gordon, chairperson of
the Communication Committee of Third World,
made arrangements with the Parkside Bookstore to
sell the Racine Star Times, a Racine-based
minority newspaper. Third World feels that access
to the paper will help provide a cultural sharing of
experience for the students at Parkside.
Some of the other areas Third World will be
working on at Parkside. include securing positions
for more minority faculty and general employees
(This is a long-range goal and Hayes Norman,
president of Third World, pointed out that it appeared
the Affirmative Action Officer is working in
this direction.), and scheduling social activities
such as lectures or dances featuring minority
speakers and artists.
One area of importance Third World members
feel needs to be dealt with is Classroom material.
Arlene Martin, vice president of Third World, spoke
of sociology and political science courses she has
that are not dealing with multicultural people or
experiences.
Martin feels these to be vital disciplines in which
to institute social awareness, instructors should be
made aware of the fact, she said, and material of
this nature should be implemented into the course
syllabus.
Norman pointed out that the administration and
faculty have not gone out of their way to back up the
organization.
When Third World recently attempted to sponsor
a concert featuring "The Chambers Brothers," they
were thwarted by administrative red tape. Some
members said that it appeared to be an "administrative
run-around for nebulous reasons."
For that concert, Tony Totero, Parkside Activities
Board (PAB) advisor, was one of the
primary sources consulted by Third World. According
to Totero, there was a time scheduling
conflict surrounding this event that presented the
biggest problem.
Totero did say that the minority students have not
been catered to to any extent and thought the
problem to be widespread in the University. He
analogized it as a microcosm of the world situation,
but doesn't know what can be done to solve the
predicament.
Arlene Martin of T hird World met with Totero,
and out of this meeting came a recommendation,
approved by the PAB Board, to co-sponsor an activity
in February during National Black Week.
Jesse Jackson is a prospective candidate.
Another incident Hayes mentioned was when
Third World presented the film "Attica." Sociology
instructors did not attend its showing, although it is
described as a fine example of social awareness.
In this case, members considered the possibility
that their communication structure might be at
fault. They are attempting to correct this by looking
for new means of posting events and contacting
people.
The question of why there were no white members
in Third Werld.was discussed and a variety of
kreasons projected. Norman and Martin spoke of one
possible reason, that being that whites may be intimidated
by having to take a backseat position, so
to speak. The American Way usually has whites in
control of white-oriented organizations, they said.
Other causes brought out were fear of being in a
predominately black and brown environment, or
maybe not knowing whether or not whites were
welcome.
Third World is just beginning to carry out its
objectives. Martin said they must begin to set up
committees to carry out the formats which have
been laid down. Ideas are forthcoming, but they
need people to follow through qn them. Anyone
sympathetic to the cause, she said, is welcome to
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4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Tuesday, Nov. 26, 1974
Lawsuit awaits UC membership
by Michael Oiszyk
of RANGER Staff
The Parkside Student
Government Association, Inc.
recently decided not to join the
United Council of Student
Governments at this time, and
possibly will not until a contractual
agreement is received
from them.
Legal action could be taken to
enforce the PSGA constitution, if
PSGA joined United Council.
United Council has become the
largest statewide advocacy
organization with 10 of th e 13 UWSystem
student governments as
members.
Michael Hahner, PSGA
senator, said that "It's not a
question of jo ining United Council
or not, it's a question of joining
with a contract.
"Currently, they want us to
voice our opinion in the affirmative
and pay membership
fees."
To join United Council by the
spring semcster; it would cost
PSGA $750. Membership fees for
an entire academic school year
total $1500.
Harvey Hedden, another PSGA
senator, also objects to joining, at
this time, with United Council
without a contract.
"If it's money that was raised
by taxpayers or students, I can't
see just throwing it away with no
guarantee of any action."
According to a summary and
estimated cost statement on
possible legal action at Parkside,
United Council states, "A
referendum was held September
24 and 25, 1974, at the University
of Wisconsin-Parkside on
whether or not to accept the
Parkside Student Government
Association, Inc. as the
legitimate student representative
on campus. The referendum
passed.
"The association then asked for
authority to allocate student
activity fees in accordance with
36.09 (5 ) (Merger Statute). The
request was denied"
A c ase on this issue could be
filed immediately in the circuit
court of Dane County and would
be handled by John Siefert, a
Kenosha attorney.
The case would cost a
maximum of $2000, while the
estimated actual cost is $1000.
This would cover only the cost of
the initial case. Appeals would
have similar cost and would be
acted uppn by the Executive
Board of United Council before
proceeding.
Dennis Milutinovich, president
of PSGA, said that if student
government is going to take any
legal action, they would have to
join United Council now.
Milutinovich told a Nov. 14
meeting of the PSGA Senate that
"none of the other schools have
contracts with United Council
and you're not going to get a
contract.
"The key thing is that if
kiss United Council goodbye S?
can kiss merger implement^
goodbye, or any court battle7'
Meanwhile, the UW-Milwan'u
Student Association receS
served papers on the Board 2
Regents and UW-M Chanceli!
Werner Baum in a law*,
disputing the Milwaukee chan*
cell or's interpretation of Z
continued next page e
Bauercontinued
from page l
Eugene Norwood, are the long-range academic
plans (LORAP) and the evaluation and review of
the existing academic programs.
Unaware of "Favoritism"
Asked if he had been aware of a policy of
"favoritism" in the promotion of Parkside employees
prior to his latest appointment, he said that
it was only in the final weeks before Chancellor
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Bauer said that such a "favoritism" policy i s not
justified and he cannot defend such an action
because it would imply that an employee is
promoted and salaried in a manner not reflective of
his or her performance.
Speaking of his great pride in the physical plant of
the school, the former professor-turnedadministrator
lauded the Parkside community for
its respect of the buildings and property. He als o
expressed happiness with the excellence achieved
in the evaluation given the school by the North
Central Accreditation Committee, and the
academic expertise of Parkside's faculty, as well as
the academic planning that is underway.
Bauer Optimistic
As an experienced administrator, however
Bauer realizes that the school has not yet reached
the level of development to provide satisfaction and
equitable service to minorities, women and
veterans. "We recognize the needs in these areas,
but need the time to generate the programs
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Tuesday, Nov. U, 1974 THE PARKSIDE RANGER 5
continued from page 1
continued from preceding page
Merger Statute.
The Milwaukee Student
Association started legal action
Xt Chancellor
^ ruled '"valid a student
appointment to one of the
university committees.
Chancellor Baum, in rejecting
t}ie Milwaukee Student
Association appointments,
the'liwiir ?1 UndSr Provision of
ft™* 311(1 re8u'ations,
he has the sole authority to appoint
students to committees.
MikS? PeLo"ay' President of the
Milwaukee Student Association
ttke? n f" Merger Law takes precedence over the
re8ulations and thus
students should take the
responsibility of appointing
members to university committees.
United Council recently voted
to support the Milwaukee
lawsuit. James Hamilton,
president of United Council, also
elsewhere1 legal action
"We anticipate that there may
be additional lawsuits forthcoming
if valid interpretations
of me Merger Statute cannot be
established on other campuses
around the state."
Curry First, a Milwaukee attorney
is currently on retainer
for the Milwaukee Student
Association. He will handle the
S?e ^hen il reaches the
Milwaukee County Circuit Court
early next year
Pipe policy retonciitorn^i
interested in. According to PAB's program
director, Sue Wesley, Parkside students have no
realistic idea of how much these attractions cost.
Some of the most frequently requested attractions
and their prices are: Alice Cooper, $50,000; John
Denver, $25,000; Howard Cosell, $10,000; and Ralph
Nader, $2,500.
Totero said that even if Parkside were able to
draw enough ticket buyers from the University and
the community to cover the cost of the concert or
lecture, the facilities here simply aren't large
enough to accommodate such an enormous
audience.
PAB has also had trouble drawing audiences for
its films this semester. Again Totero cited the expense
of travel as the reason, and said that the
weekday films offered this semester have drawn a
larger crowd because students were already on
campus and didn't need to make an extra trip.
Erotic Films Profitable
Barb Burke, president of PAB, said that the New
York Erotic Film Festival, which was shown
several times on weekdays, realized a profit for
PAB in September.
Zarling drafts alternative
by Colleen Dorsey
The Academic Policies
Committee voted to consider a
different probation and drop
policy proposal besides the
original sub-committee draft,
and to revise the policy that
makes counseling a requirement
while on probation.
The proposal, made by John
Zarling, assistant professor of
engineering science, and
modified by Wayne Johnson,
chairperson of the committee,
was an attempt to "simplify" the
original draft, according to
Zarling.
The changes made include
evaluating students after every
semester instead of after every
block of 15 credits, as the original
draft states. Students must
complete 12 credits before being
dropped.
A student is placed on
academic probation if his
cumulative grade point average
(GPA) for up to 29 credits accumulated
is less than a 1.7, or if
his cumulative GPA is less than a
2.0 for 30 through 120 c redits.
Under Zarling's proposal, a
student is dropped if his
cumulative GPA for 0-29 credits
is less than 0.8; for 30-59 credits is
less than 1.6; for 60-89 credits is
less than 1.8 and for 90-120 credits
is less than 2.0.
The rest of the alternate policy
proposal is the same as the
original sub-committee draft.
Discussion followed on whether
or not the second policy would
"introduce wrinkles that were
not in the block system" according
to Eugene Norwood,
acting vice chancellor. He
suggested taking a transcript and
trying it on the system.
The committee hopes to vote on
the proposals Nov. 26 since it is
the last meeting before the
December Faculty Senate
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Totero said that PAB is now exploring the
possibility of showing daytime films on weekdays so
students may view them while already on campus.
However, there is again the problem of facilities
since the theater and most large lecture halls are in
use throughout most of the day.
What will happen now that PAB isn't drawing the
revenue that had been projected in its budget?
Solutions Being Sought
A possible answer now being considered by PAB
is to cancel some dances and films and replace
them with the more successful mini-concerts.
Another possibility would be to reschedule some
films to weekdays when prospective ticket buyers
are more accessible.
Burke also said that PAB has been contacted by
its counterpart at Carthage College and the two
organizations are now considering the possibility of
co-sponsoring some dances and concerts in the
future.
Totero said that PAB was never meant to be a
profit-making organization, but is comparable to
athletics in that it offers activity and entertainment
to the students and is university funded. He added
that it (PAB) is an organization of students, not a
student organization."
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Harriers awarded letters
Eight members of the 1974
Parkside cross country team
havebeen awarded letters, coach
Vic Godfrey announced Monday.
Winning their fourth letters
were senior Lucian Rosa of
Kandy, Ceylon (Sri Lanka), and
senior Chuck Dettman of
Marinette. Earning letters for the
second time were sophomores
Jim DeVasquez of Waukegan,
111., and Wayne Rhody of
Waterford. First-time letterwinners
included sophomores
Joe Bel anger of Salem (Central)
I1"!, Heiring of Kenosha
(Bradford) and freshmen Gary
Pnem of Racine (Case) and Curt
Spieker of Racine (Horlick)
Rhody was named captain of
the team.
PArkside place 15th as a team
in the National Assn. of Intercollegiate
Athletics (NAIA)
national championships Sa
day, Nov. 9, and previously
taken third in the NAIA Dist
14 meet and runner-up honor:
the U.S. Track and Fi
F e d e r a t i o n Mid-Ame r
championships.
Rosa won the district title
the fourth consecutive year
placed fifth in the nationals
earn ail-American honors for
third straight time.
While Stephens also expressed
pleasure with his team's attitude
and praised the team's unity even
in a hard-fought intrasquad
game, the coach was displeased
with some basic things.
"I wasn't pleased with our
offensive continuity~we looked a
bit ragged at timeds—but we
have concentrated on defense in
practice and we have tried to
open our game up considerably,"
Stephens said. "Our overall shot
selection was good, however, a nd
both teams shot over 50 percent.
"I was happy with the play of
the freshmen since they came
into the game cold and had not
practiced a minute with the
avrsity," Stephens added. "It's a
testimonial to (assistant coach)
Rudy Collum that the job is being
done with the freshmen
program."
Stephens lamented Parkside's
ability to come up with a steal or
force a loose ball but then be
unable to come up with the
recovery. The coach also warned
of problems if Sobanski and Cole
get into early foul trouble as they
did in the Green-White contest.
"We're also having trouble
converting from offense to
defense and we'll have to work on
that." Stephens said.
In Whitewater, Parkside will
be facing a team that has built a
winning tradition. "Even though
\yhitewater has a new coach this
year I expect that they'll continue
to do things as they have in the
past," Stephens said. "You don't
monkey around with success."
Coach Jim Miller, scouting the
Parkside intra-squad game, said
his team will run more this year
than in the past. His top players
are 6-4 twins Garry and Larry
Grimes. The two forwards have
started 77 straight games over
the past three seasons for
Whitewater and have identical
career averages of 12.6 points per
game.
Other Whitewater starters are
6-7 Gerald Coleman at center and
6-2 Ken Peyer, a former Parkside
player, and 5-8 Tyron Brown at
guards.
"Our biggest weakness is not
having played as a unit under
fire," Miller said. "We have a
number of new people and the
twins are the main people back."
""We'll be facing them cold,"
Stephens said. "They've seen us
play and know more about us
than we do about them. It should
be a great game with some fine
matchups."
Likely matchups include
Parkside's most physical player,
Sobanski, against the 6-7, 220 lb. ,
Coleman, and Parkside forwards
Cole and Hanke against the
Grimes brothers. Parkside's
fastest man, will likely be
matched with Brown, the small
but quick guard.
After the Whitewater game,
Parkside will go on the road for
the first time for a three-game
swing through Michigan. The
Ranger's will face a vastly-i
vastly-improved University of
Detroit team that's been ranked
high nationally among the major
colleges, in the Titans' opener
Tuesday, Dec. 3. Parkside will
then hopscotch scross the state to
Rochester for a game against
Oakland University on Dec. 5 and
Grand another against Grand
Valley State College in Allendale
(near Grand Rapids) Dec. 7.
The Rangers will not be home
again after the Whitewater game
until Jan. 4 against St. Xavier
College.
6 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Tuesday, Nov. 26 , 1974 Open season
Cagers begin
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games with a broken thumb while
Sobanski averaged 15.0 points
and 7.8 rebounds despite missing
half the season with a broken
foot.
They'll go at forward and
center, respectively, while Mike
Hanke, a 6-4 sophomore from
Milwaukee (Hamilton) will go at
the other forward spot. He sat out
last year but started as a freshman
in 1972-73 and averaged 13.7
points a game.
At guards will be 6-2 senior
captain Chuck Chambliss of
Racine (Park) and 6-4 junior
Malcolm Mahone of Kenosha
(Chicago Gordon Tech). Top
reserves are 6-7 forward Rade
Dimitrijevic of Kenosha
(Tremper) and 5-11 guard Stevie
King of Chicago (Gordon Tech).
"We found out that our
rebounding and our depth are two
of our biggest strengths,"
Stephens said after the Thursday
night game in which the
"Whites" (the above-mentioned
starters) dropped the "Greens"
89-67. "I was pleased because we
got a good look at a number of
people in a game situation for the
first time this year. Our outside
shooting was also much improved
with Hanke and, particularly,
with Sobanski."
Cole was the game's leading
scorer with 27 points while
Sobanski tallied 21 and Hanke,
Mahone and Chambliss were also
in double figures. Leading the
"Green" squad were Leartha
Scott with 14 and freshman Frank
Watkins with 13.
Scott, a 6-4 guard, along with 6-
10 Marshall Hill, will be on the
sidelines until Jan. 8 when the
p a i r g a i n s e l i g i b i l i t y a f t e r
transferring to Parkside from St.
Louis University.
A confident and talented
Parkside basketball team will
open its season Saturday night,
Nov. 30 at home against defending
Wisconsin State University
Steve Stephens
Conference co-champion UWWhitewater.
Game time at the UW-P
Physical Education Building is
7:30 p.m. Admission is $2 f or the
general public and $1 to all
students with I.D.s. Children
under 12 are admitted free.
For Parkside Coach Steve
Stephens, this is the year his
Rangers are aiming at a trip to
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Kansas City. But the 27-game
schedule begins here and
Stephens' team will have to
hurdle formidable opponents
such as Whitewater within the
state if i t's to make the national
tourney trip.
Parkside was 14-15 last year
and two of those losses were
against the Warhawks, 70-56 at
Parkside and 81-69 at
Whitewater. Whitewater, 21-5
last season, lost to UW-Eau
Claire in the NAIA District 14
Championship game. Eau Claire
had defeated the Rangers 50-46 to
knock Parkside out of the tournament
in the district semifinals.
"I'll be disappointed if we don't
have a good year," Stephens says
"And frankly, I'll be disappointed
if we don't make a strong run at
the national tournament."
"As evidenced by our
GreenWhite game Thursday
night, we've got much better
depth this year although we don't
want any injuries and obviously
Gary Cole or Bill Sobanski would
be hard to replace."
Both Cole and Sobanski missed
different halves of t he season last
year with injuries.
Cole, a 6-9 junior from Racine
(Park), and Sobanski, a 6-7 junior
from Oak Lawn, HI. (Chicago Mt.
Carmel), are the two big cogs in
the Parkside game plan this first
month of the season.
Cole averaged 22 points and 12
rebounds a game last year
despite missing the first seven
photo by Cliff Croxford
ICON pg. 2 Tuesday November 26
StawAifi fate
by Cliff Chambers
Grace Slick and the JEFFERSON STARSHIP (formerly JEFFERSON
AIRPLANE) landed at the Milwaukee Arena, on November
15 and again at the Chicago Auditorium, on November 17. Both performances
were first class, but there were differences.
One significant difference was the 'back-up' bands. Both TRIUMV1RAT
(Milw.) and TIDAL POWER (Chicago) are comprised of 3
musicians each, the only thing they have in common. TRIUMVIRAT,
probably Germany's best rock band, consists of a drummer, bass
guitar, & moog-keyboards players. Their sound is very close to
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer's music (perhaps where E L & P were a
year ago). They played good complex rock, but the solos (especially
moog) just don't compare with E L & P's solos. The light show was
good and not overdone. They played for 50 pleasandt minutes.
TIDAL POWER, in the Chicago performance, stunk. They were
extremely loud and eo-centered. The lead guitar, bass guitar and
drummer, if compared to the loud GRAND FUNK, make GRAND
FUNK sound great. The only possible reason for them to play was to
show how really dynamic and polished the JEFFERSON STARSHIP
is.
GRACE SLICK and the JEFFERSON STARSHIP played the same
set of songs in Milwaukee as in Chicago.
"Ride The Tiger"
".. .its like a tear in the hands of a western man
tell you about salt, carbon, and water..."
JEFFERSON STARSHIP has a new lead guitarist and bass
guitarist. To dispel any doubts about the new lead player's ability, the
STARSHIP started out both concerts with "Ride the Tiger," in which
the lead player does a short solo. His energetic style fits in nicely with
Grace's voice.
"Devils Den"
"... every answer you think you've ever said is
just a guess and the king of clocks just locks
up-every day..."
The old black man who plays electric violin in STARSHIP is Papa
John Creach. He kinda hops, shuffles, boogies, dances, slides, bounces
across the stage and plays exrraordinary violin! He played slightly
more fantiastic in Chicago than he did in Milwaukee.
"Wooden Ships"
The light show was similar in both cities, though the one in
Milwaukee was somewhat better. It was most noticable on the next
son "Wooden Ships," which featured a good lead solo both times. It
was the only song featured that was not written by a member of
JEFFERSON STARSHIP-AIRPLANE.
"Come Again? Tocan"
"...Miss takes are made are maid because worlds
are miss under stud. It's all in vowel you talk..."
They next did "Come Again? Tocan" from Grace Slick's single
album "Manhole." That album was advertised as "Grace Slick-the
voice that lauunched a thousand trips." David Freiberg played good
jazz-rock piano on this one.
"Hyperdrive"
"...I never thought there were corners in time
til I was told to stand in one..."
"Hyperdrive" off their new album was a good sample of their music ^
and how the seven people in STARSHIP blend their sounds in harmonious
space-rock music.
"I'm a Bum"
Papa John Creach then sang a fine blues number, his only vocal in
the set. He brought both Chicago and Milwaukee audiences to their
feet, cheering, at the conclusionof his violin solo. It was incredible
when I heard it in Milwaukee and even when I expected it in Chicago,
it still shot rushes up and down my backbone. Papa John is probably
the oldest rock idol working today.
"Better Lying Down"
"...She doesn't recognize you standing up~
she thinks you look better lying down..."
Grace can sing the blues too. In her son "Better Lying Down" she
proved that. The new bass guitar player Pete Sears proved he could
play piano, as Dave Freiberg proved he could play bass. They switched
instruments for a few songs, this being the first one. In
Milwaukee Grace said Paul Kantner "wasn't getting into it, but he
will, as soon as we get back to the Holiday Inn, bless his little ass."
"That's For Sure
"...all things that live have a right to be free..."
John Barbata delivered a dazzling drumming display in tne song
"That's For Sure." The packed house in Chicago gave a larger vocal
response which in turn resulted in a longer ( and better) drum solo.
"All Fly Away"
"...as I drift into a dream and
I feel the comet scream..."
Grace did an expressive vocal on this one, from the new STARSHIP
album "Dragonfly." Five other songs playered were from
"Dragonfly." Two from Grace's solo album, one from Papa John's,
one from "Long John Silver," one from "Volunteers," one from
"Surrealistic Pillow." The majority of the material was recent.
"Come To Life"
In this song, the new bass guitar player Pete Sears, shows his style,
and what he can do in a bass solo, and why he deserves to play with the
STARSHIP. What really struck me was that both new members of the
group, lead and bass guitars, did not remain obscure in the
background and let Grace and the old Jefferson Airplane members
carry them along, but instead stood out when they should and blended
in when needed.
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"Milk Train"
"...have a little taste of mine. It'll cost you
nothing..."
Grace's voice got together with Papa John's violin to put feeling intc
the song they co-authored, "Milk Train." At the Chicago performance.
John was slightly better than Grace; while at the Milwaukee performance,
Grace was slightly better than John.
"Have You Seen The Stars Tonight"
In Milwaukee, Grace asked the audience if they would like to hear
"a forty minute song complete with feedback." They did, of course
Sure enough, it lasted over forty minutes complete with extra good
bass and lead and violin solos, powerful vocals midpoint where the
only lights that remained on in the whole place were the off-on lights
on the amps, and Grace's words ending the song and the set "...Car
you believe it?--no more war."
TCiey received a standing ovation that was near pandemonium ir
Chicago. Also in Chicago, when they came back to play the encore, a
member of the audienceplaced a wrapped box on stage for Grace She
opened it, removed the red roses it contained, and sang:
"Somebody To Love"
The JEFFERSON AIRPLANE song that rocked the country in 1967
the song that made America aware of the strange goings-on in the
Haight-Asbury district of S an Francisco, the song that brought manj
beautiful people into contact with each other, the song that took u<
back and there again. Or there and back again.
" Volunteers "
Then they played a second encore song (most unusual in these days
of rock ripoffs), "Have a Revolution." Grace sang and marched bact
and forth across the stage and the hearts of the audience. She couldn'i
have been better. *
In total: the concert at the Chicago Auditorium had two things goinc
for it that the Milwaukee Arena concert did not: (1) It was sold oui
Milwaukee was % full) and (2) the Auditorium has better acoustics
In Chicago, STARSHIP seemed more polished and responsive to th<
louder crowd reaction. Chicago also had higher prices ($1.50 higher!
and a bad back-up band. Paul Kantner apologized for the high price?
in Chicago and had made arrangements for some $4000 worth o
posters to be given away at the end of the concert.
the rock scene in America today, I honestly believe tha:
JEFFERSON STARSHIP is the best American rock band. In an ag(
where ERIC CLAPTON plays for 1 hour 20 minutes, DAVID BOWIE ]
hour 5 minutes, LOU REED 1 hour 35 minutes, it was nice to heai
somone good who can play energetic rock music for 2'/2 hours or
Friday, Sunday, and Monday and still apologize for the high price o
tickets. Don't you want somebody to love. JEFFERSON STARSHIP
some of us still do.
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ICON pg. 3 Tuesday November 26
Prints by Moishe Smith,
associate professor of art at
Parkside are in four current
exhibitions in Segovai, Spain,
New York City, Madison and
Nashua, N.H.
Two of Smith's prints, "Roman
Holiday" and "Sierra Nevada,"
are included in the first international
Biennial Exhibition of
Graphic Art and Multiples
organized by the Fundacion
Enrique IV de Castilla in
Segovia, Spain.
His etching, "Green Apples," is
included in the Fortieth Anniversary
Exhibition of
Associated American Artists on
display through Nov. 27 in New
York and in the Collector's
Choise Exhibition at the Elvehjem
Art Center in Madison
through Dec. 15.
Another print, "The Oaks," is
included in the Second New
Hamps h i r e I n t e r n a t i o n a l
Graphics Annual at the Arts and
Science Center, Nashua, N.H.,
through Nov. 23.
Artist participating in the first joint show by members of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside art
m«Jude, from left, Robert Cadez, Erik Forrest, Rolin Jansky and David Zaig. The sculpture,
foreground, is one of Jansky s distinctive polyester impregnated fiberglass works. Paintings in the
background are by Forrest. The show will be on display through Dec. 13 in Parkside's new Com-
«" Gallery ^Regular gallery hours are 3 to 5 p.m. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays
SI F f Tuesdays and Thursdays. The show includes paintings, prints, ceramics and
sculpture. Artists represented in addition to those pictured are John Murphy and Moishe Smith.
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She stopped when the drink spilled on the front of her shirt. The finger, held up close for scrutinv
was red and scraped. Delighted, she plunged it back in the cold liquid. "Yikes'" The alcohol bit hard
on the scraped spots^Licked quickly, then plunged back in the drirlk, licked again
Games, games. Shit. What next.
''aS/SSaSS SilUng U? jS en°Ugh t0 see" "Aha!" That was a g°°d 0"e. "Aha!" Louder.
Ahh! Haa! A blank echo made it sinister, deee-lightful.
tho ffamp kS J",?*acigaretteThe flame was nice. Up close it filled the room. She waved
n ' ^C, Tu ? m r°nt °f her eyes" 11 danced-il dickered, it spun and spun.
Whoa-ho. The flame licked her fingers, dropped burning to her lap. One-handed brush, to the
iioor, stamped out.
«wuneu fl?mt1,i,tT]ler,erS' wide: lauShin8' absorbed. Swish, swish, she made the sound for it.
Whush, whush Back, forth, until flame met fingers, dropped again, wait. One second, two, three,
then brush, off, to the floor, out. A smouldering hole left in her pants, put out with a drop from the end
of her finger.
"Flame game." A small laugh met her lips, escaped, blew out the next match. She sighed tiring of
it, lit a cigarette finally. B
The last of the liquid left the glass. "Hm, hm." Trying twice, she stood up, moved in a shuffle to the
kitchen. A chair placed itself in front of her toes, stubbed. "Shit!" Rage tore a growl from her throat
she kicked at the chair, missing.
Madder and madder, her uncovered feet aimed again, again at the offender. The room went white
her teeth bit hard together, tight screams coming out between them. A fl ying kick tipped the chair
and toes throbbing, the rage escaped.
The light came down, a large sigh settled the room. On to the cupboard, take the bottle down
another drink. A quick hard shot, then half a glass to sip. Back to the other room. Full circle.
this drumming in my brain, come out next Friday nite. worse or for less I have seen enough of it
all. I waxed all the proportions I watched the sun trying to come through, but it never could.
We will all freeze up. Love that cold Love Love that cold. cold. cold.
as being a critic I often go nutty after gazing blankly at sentences, paragraphs, pages and books. My
thought of t heir type of li fe was probably as hopeful as yours. Beg my pardon if I am wrong but the
better for you.
As for me the little old critic never reaching her real goal of writer I must check new tales of
unknown each day. How dry does one get after seeing the familiar pattern. But I must not complain
or feel sorry it is bad for ones person. Just pass me that drink. I k now all the drinks in t he world. Lots
of p eople do, but I, oh I am a specially good critic of the damn drinks all their tastes let not one nite
pass oh I would have tasted a drop of something.
It is at the roots, the roots where I must keep watered daily with the preciousness of t aste. Leave
me now. Stop by again, soon.- Magnellum
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the healing of hearts is a gift *
that children and wise ancients possess
where no kisses exist
and no curses live
there is only perfection, the clear honesty
of a childe's song
or an old woman's hands
-amy nov. 1974
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ICON pg. 4 Tuesday November 26
Sta^,n .f h? because he d»dn't want her to know
that in the shadows and the paths of the sheets
the heat had fled
he sat at the counter and rubbed his eyes and
f«s face in Je "mber reflections of the coffee cup
and told us how she hurt him,
by wanting him so much
all he wanted was a little love
oh, her breasts were incredible, beautiful
and her wet darkness could tighten and torch icewater
and her hands knew how to touch the velvet of his pride
and excite, but
she didn't ever get enough
and he couldn't give her any more
and she Wouldn't take a lover, as he asked her to
may be... someone younger,
someone new
he laid his head in his hands and cried
because she never kissed him anymore, she only reached for what is
the breakfast plates rattled and the waitress wiped her eyes
-amy nov. 1974
The faces group round,
Pale eyelids raise.
(How does it go; like this?)
Words faint and far,
Tears for a deed.
(How does it go; like this?)
They cry and they pay
Turn the knife deep. Jjfr (How does it go; like this?)
' / N -Rebecca Ecklund
a non analytic
the mother of your dreams and lost faith
unborn children
enters
eternally beautiful
her body like a mountain against life
as it desires you death
her arms are black holes in torment
freeing you from age and guilt
all here
she knows everything
knowing herself
amy 1974
~ II a„ is an end,ess
the Refusal of it all therefore free in formulating wild pasfion Dl^AMS 6 C°U'd ^ WH Y?
You still amaze me You are You I lo ve YOU the You that is free \rn r •
such freedom, sometimes I yearn for that kind of flavor BUT i hawmv SUch ima8inat'on
How exciting Is life this PLAYGROUND my °Wn Waysall
children we are I prove that child in us all....
watch me dance, scream, listen I am child
and old and ridiculous
THERE is nothing left this pen doesn't write eood anvm/»D anymore I feel lost 8ooa anymore the writer doesn't write good
Apple Blossssooommm
Blossom blosm blossom
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3. 6. shoe . *
over defined - and under nourished - well adjusted - low visability
easy to Hold
i feel like an asshole I am embarrassed for what I have ever done
-Magnellum
Make-Be lieve
A lig ht faintly shaded,
A fe eling of death.
(How does it go; like this?)
-amy nov. 1974
To let people shape you, be what they want, h
You're hurting yourself, you're losing your Self
To wear a character like a mask
When inside you. are coming apart,
To say "I am one with you"
When there is nothing for which you can sav
"This is me,"
Then you have lost yourself.
Be what you are.
the love sonata
the kiss,
suffered at the hands of your lover
down a thousand filthy alleys and
a thousand black
a body rejected, a soul locked inside the rejector
now,
we will say good-byes with
our hellos
i will hold your hand and wave it away
then, with brown images and thoughts
of p ain and great impress *
i will guess what you've become
moving always forward and
beyond me
into the music of white white
of brittle roses
with their rotting stems still in stagnent water
A silence in the morning
As the stars disappear;
No sound is needed
For the glory of golden sun.
It's brightness fills the skies,
It's bigness fills your minds.
Burning away the foggy dew.
Reaching out to life on earth.
What could be more beautiful?
Not the stars, never.
ICON pg.5 Tuesday November 26
should true winter come:
like you
then, it would be thw rold's winter; with its
great cleansing and crystal
if it is your winter
then, i suppose some overwhelming personal
cruelty and tragedy will overtake the flight
of lovers
(as they become angels with love)
it will not breath or speak
but remain self-indulging, unconscious of all but
itself
over which it constantly fawns
with despair
pity and sometimes consolation
winter in hell ;
no fire,
just ice on the cheeks of a million demons
amy nov. 1974
When y ou are feeling very small and sad,
Remember there are others worse off than you.
Find someone who needs your help;
Take him by the hand, look in his face,
And kick the living shit out of him.
Thus do you become a true Man.
« * »vg.*"'* '*• •*"'< * '* ' " <
my autumn harvest heart
childe,
waiting for a childe
waiting
what is beautiful perishes
mystery to mystery
beyond the far-yields
of gold and russet
in the orb-organisms of suspicion
to you
seasonal dressful undressing
your great single eye thick in the darks
of your face
a boon to superstition
dear searich evenings
lights so numerous dreams attend
you unprivate body preludes icy death
you cool-grassed hips deny it
-amy 1974
pale good morning
where the virgin verdant illusions flicker stil
pale flicker
ashen flame
unmentioned sorrow, here to dwell
deep, well deep, in your gut
more swift than the unleashed blood of great wounds
faster. \ •-
even faster than death
take away the manners of love
remove the rites of kiss, of dream
pale, unspeakable
the images unquiver and smash in shafts lifelessly
through your mind
-amy 1974
so now, good morning
lest we miss the deeds you'd do today
the new torments
still waiting for him
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The Sea by Edward Bond, an American premiere •
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Artemisia, 226 E. Ontario St. Paintings by Vera
Klement, closed Sundays.
Art Institute: Max Ernst closes on Sunday. The
sculpture, drawings, paintings and prints of Alberto
Giacometti, an exhibition from the Rather
Collection in Gallery 108, thru Jan. 12. Triptychs
and Diptychs from the Buckingham Collection in
Gallery 114, thru Jan. 5. Contemporary Japanese
Prints from private Chicago Collections in Gallery
113, thru Jan. 12.
Jacques Baruch Gallery, 900 N. Michigan Ave.
Contemporary Tapestries, thru Nov. 30.
Hyde Park Art Center, 5236 S. Blackstone Ave.
"Images derived from Photographs" thru
November.
Museum of Contemporary Art: Alexander Calder
Retrospective, thru Dec. 8.
Dorthy Rosenthal Gallery, 223 E. Ontario St.,
Picasso graphics and Ceramics, continuing.
Maurice Sternberg Gallery 140 E. Ontario St.,
Chagall, Agam, Calder, and Miro, thru Nov. 30.
Circle Gallery 108 Michigan Ave. Paintings and
lithographs by LeBaDang, thru November.
Parkside Theater Gallery, the work of the art
faculty. On exhibit thru Dec. 12.
Rubino Galleries, 18 E. Delaware PI. Alfred Louis
Menotti, and C. R. Petrauskas, thru Dec. 14.
Museum of Judaica, 618 S. Michigan Ave., "Magic
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tne death of English poet and moralist John Milton in 1674. The conference drew Milton scholars from
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The Parkside Ranger, Volume 3, issue 17, November 26, 1974
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Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis.
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1974-11-26
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