1 10 1 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/974c9d5e892952cf5989ac468e3ca61c.pdf 5a72b2bf117c9376aa2a8a07553cdc86 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Forum to examine "Unions and Workplace Democracy" Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document INSIDE... Aspin to speak on MX missile Gus Sorenson is a national champion Well Day, Career A Week at the Park Thursday, October 6, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 4 Homecoming'83: Kbyti JIeflnnnniUe rTT!u_-_n_ kI i•e i*c z A tradition starts News Editor What has 400 legs, dances and gambles? Homecoming participants, of coarse! About 200 people put on the ritz Saturday evening at the Homecoming dance/casino. But. the other events of the weekend were just as successful. Parkside s first Homecoming began with the Thursday kickoff and coronation. Chancellor Alan Guskin was on hand to crown Jeanne Buenker-Phillips queen and. Frank "Rico" Mejia king; The royal pair raised 7,296 and 6,456 pennies respectively-the magic numbers which won them their crowns. The penny voting raised over $350, which will go to the scholarship fund. The talent show Friday evening was very popular with the 175 people in attendance. The five acts were Men of 1000 Voices, The Moonlighters, Dick Oberbrunner, The Tritones and Carmen Acosta. Michael Davis, nationally-known juggler and comedian, emceed the show. Terry Tunks, homecoming committee chairperson, said Michael Davis did a fantastic job, and he was very helpful. He worked with each individual act and gave them hints at rehearsal. "The audience really enjoyed the show," said Continued on Page 7 St Z" KinK Buenker-Phillips and ^uy nigh^s dan^e/tasino^ night Guski" Ranger Photos by Michael Kailas Special 4-page Homecoming section Pages 7-10 Forum to examine "Unions and Workplace Democracy" "Unions and WWoorrkkDpllaaccee DDeemmoocc- racy: An International Perspective" will be the focus of the first Public Forum of the year at Parkside featuring award-winning National Public Radio (NPR) correspondent Daniel Zwerdling, and former assistant to the president of the United Auto Workers Victor Reuther, whose union activism over the past half-century has helped shape and define the labor movement in the U.S. and abroad. The forum will be held at 7:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 10, in the Union Cinema Theater and is free and open to the public. The Public Forum is a continuing series devoted to timely and important issues as they appear. Zwerdling, one of America's leading journalists in the area of worker participation in the management of corporations, is a national correspondent for NPR's "All Things Considered" and "Morning Edition" programs and is author of the book, "Workplace Democracy: A Guide to Workplace Ownership, Participation, and Self-Management Experiments in the United States and Europe." His NPR series last year, "The U.S. Auto Industry," which chronicled the problems plaguing domestic. automakers and their economic impact on local communities, won several national awards, including the Janus Award for Economic Reporting. Zwerdling also has written articles for the Washington Post, Newsday and the Los Angeles Times which examined workplace experiments including cooperative labormanagement projects and employee takeovers of corporations. His stories for NPR focus on labor, environment and health-related issues. Reuther, is former assistant to the president and director of the Department for International A: fairs of the UAW and author c "The Brothers Reuther," a volum describing his involvement in th labor movement as well as that o his brother Walter, who served a president of the UAW and of th. Industrial Union Department of th. AFL-CIO. This will mark Reuther' second appearance at Parkside. Both Reuthers were victims o assassination attempts. Now retir ed, Victor has continued a long time interest in relating Christiai ethics to social and economic life (Walter was killed in a plane eras! in 1970.) Other panelists include Jim Fos ter, associate professor of labor anc industrial relations and coordinate] of the UW-Parkside/University Ex tension School for Workers laboi studies program at UW-P; anc Kenneth Hoover, moderator and di rector of the Parkside Public Forum!. 2 Thursday, October 6,1983 Letters to the Editor Vets9 services cut? Last week I was informed that the veteran service is reducing its service by 50 percent. This has disturbed my members and I very much and we will like to see something done about this. I am President of the Vet's Club and I plan on doing everything in my power to avert any foreseeable problems that might come up with this reduction of service. We would like to see Pat (the person who is presently the vets' counselor) stay Why pay to park? To the Editor: I would like to know, and so would every other student I have discussed the matter with, why is it that in the middle of this prairie, surrounded by woods and farmland, we are forced and coerced to pay for the right to park our cars. There is little alternative but to drive. The bus stops running before the last class gets out. This is a clear cut case of extortion! What is done with the revenue? I think the students have a right to know. But my first question is why parking fees in an area that competition for space from outsiders doesn't exist. I can see no point in paying someone to ticket cars! What have you got to say to this, Mr. Ron Brinkman, Chief of Campus Security? I am waiting for your rebuttal. M. A. Davis Perfect President? To the Editor: The increasingly greater amounts of media coverage devoted to polls, platforms and candidates calls one's attention to the fact that a political decision must soon be made: Should we allow the Conservatives another four years of Executive power under Ronald Reagan? The first matter which must be addressed is whether or not Mr. Reagan will run for re-election. It is the opinion of most analysts that he will-barring any unforeseen illnesses. His campaign-like speeches and his actions of late both point to the same conclusion. Another favorable sign is that there are no other serious Republican contenders. Thus, the conservative tradition of a unified party is maintained. Another factor facing Mr. Reagan lies in the strength of his Democratic opponent. Here lies another bonus for Reagan: the Democratic party is once again a splintered, factional amalgamation of welfarestate liberals adhering to tried-andtrue Dogma. The ex-hero, Glenn, can ramble on for hours without saying anything. Cranston can say things, but no one will listen. Mondale has a chance, but why should the American people take a chance when certainty is available? Reagan is that certainty. Reagan has proved himself an ally of our wallets, our investments, our economy and our nation. The tax-cuts allowed for more take-home pay, which we were encouraged to invest. This, coupled with a drastic reduction of inflation, lowered the interest rates and rekindled our economy. The unemployment rate has been showing improvements, and this without any major federal make-work job programs. The administration's foreign efforts are being carried out with a combination of strength, determination and tact. The improving relations with China and the cease-fire in the Middle East are proofs that longterm solutions do come about. Reagan: The Perfect President? Of course not. Some of the criticism directed toward the current administration is just; however, much of it is not. The conclusion one draws is this: We are much better off now, compared with three years ago! Yes, we should allow the conservatives another four years of executive power under the experienced leadership of our president. Ronald Reagan. James E. Twomey THE DECISION BY PRESIDENT RMiAN NOT TO VISIT THE PHIUPPINES SAYSTO US THAT WE ARE NOT IMP ORTANT, AND. UPSETS US GREATLY. RANGER r ACCUSATIONS THAT WE COULD NOT HAVE GUARANTEED PROTECTION FOR MR REAGAN ARE NONSENSE. WE HAVE BEEN READY WITH OUR HIGHLY TRAINED SECURITY FORCES.^ ^ on the job because she is very dedicated to helping out the veterans. If this is not possible, then a suitable alternative would be accepted. I am planning on holding a Vet's Club meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center, WLLC D174, to discuss this problem and I invite anybody who is concerned about this to attend the meeting. Richard A. Welbon YOU MEAN THOSE VERY SAME BODYGUARDS WHO ESCORTED BENIGNO AQUINO OFF HIS PLANE? 'ANY MORE QUESTIONS LIKE THAT. SIR? >, AND THOSE VERY SA ME SHARPSHOOTERS WILL ESCORT YOU OUT OF OUR PALACE. • One success, one flop Parkside's first Homecoming has come and gone, and in an impressive way. Although attendance could have-and should have-been better, it was still a successful three-day event. Coronation of the King (Frank "Rico" Meija) and the Queen (Jeanne Buenker-Phillips) opened the fun Thursday night, a night that Jeanne will remember for quite some time. She won her crown just after 6 p.m. and three hours later officially became president of PSGA. Not too bad for a day's work, eh? There wasn't an overabundance of events during the three days, meaning that there was much open time between the activities, but what there was was certainly fun. The Talent Show Friday night was the best show I had ever seen in my four years here, and the semi-formal dance/casino night Saturday was the perfect end to the festivities. The band was good, the people looked exceptionally sharp, the gambling tables were crowded and the liquor flowed (responsibly, of course). A couple of alumni reunions were held Saturday night, bringing'back many alumni. That was nice for me personally, because I had the opportunity to meet the first editor the Ranger ever had-12 years ago. There were many things that could have been improved upon, of course. That's the way all first-time events are because instead of planning from tradition, the tradition has to be started. The main point, though, is that this tradition has been started, and hopefully it will always be around and will always be better than the year before. What I noticed about this Homecoming (or had pointed out to me) is: more students should have participated, more events should have been scheduled, an effort should have been made to get the facby Ken Meyer, Editor ulty more involved and Saturday's dance should have started much before 9 p.m. (Since everybody was having so much fun, the night was over before people wanted it to be.) So now that Parkside's first Homecoming is history, the Homecoming committee should (and will) sit down and figure out what can be improved, what should be omitted and what can be done to make next year's better. jfl ••••••• While Homecoming was a success, the same cannot be said about PSGA's efforts to get students involved in student government by running in next week's PSGA elections. It's really not PSGA's fault that only five students are on the ballot for the nine Senate seats, one student running for SUFAC's open seat, and nobody wanting to get on the Union Advisory Board. The blame for such an embarassing turnout can be placed in one area-the student body. U 9 <00 & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovalic Feature Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Michael Kailas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager Ad representatives -Rhonda Bradley, Karen Norwood, Mary Kaddatz WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker. Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Margaret Butkus, Patricia Cumbie. Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Jill Whitney Nielson, Dick Oberbrunfer, Julie Pendleton. Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger ,s written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every ursday during the acodemit year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Univer- S'ty o W,sconS,n-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. . 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The commission's proposal, which Aspin'supports, has three key parts involving: replacing 100 Minuteman and Titan II intercontinental ballistic missiles with an equal number of MXs; beginning work on a new missile -a small one with a single warhead -that can be deployed in the 1990s; revising our approach to arms control by placing the emphasis on warhead counts rather than missile counts. Aspin offers four reasons for supporting the MX. He states that emphasizing warhead counts rather than missile counts will bring. Reagan into the mainstream of arms control since, up until now, Reagan has wanted to restrict the number of missiles while packing more warheads on each missile. Secondly, Aspin contends that the MX is the price of admission to the new arms control approach and the singlewarhead weapon. Aspin's third reason: One huhdred MXs would threaten a good portion of the Soviet Union's forces and awaken them to the concern that someday their land-based missiles could be just as vulnerable as ours. Lastly, Aspin believes that the Scowcroft recommendations form a compromise that can move our nuclear arms policy off dead center by concentrating on the goal of working with single-warhead missiles. Aspin's advocacy of the Administration's position on the MX has apparently influenced his colleagues in Congress. Since the Scowcroft recommendations were released, the House and Senate have approved all major bills relating to the MX. On May 25, t he Senate voted 59- 39 to allow the Pentagon to spend $625 million to develop and test the MX. A d ay earlier the House granted similar approval by a 239-186 margin. On July 21, the House voted 220-207 to reverse an effort to strip from a 1984 defense authorization bill $2.56 billion to build the first 27 of the planned 100 MXs. In August, House and Senate negotiaCareer Fair Explore options Pondering your future career or education? If you are, Career Day might be just the event for you. Career Day will be held in the Concourse on Oct 12, from 12-3 p.m. 30 representatives of several businesses, organizations and graduate students will talk to students about career opportunities. The event is held strictly to elicit information about different career opportunities and is not a recruiting fair; therefore all students from freshman to senior standing are encouraged to attend. Students can obtain a listing of jobs available after graduation, the extent of education involved for each and can question the representatives. There wil be something for everyone, so stop by on Oct. 12, for Career Day. tors provided $2.1 billion for production of twenty-one missiles and $2.64 billio n for research and development of the weapons, a smaller mobile missile and related technologies. Most recently, on Sept. 16, the House voted 266-152 t o approve a $187.5 billion fiscal 1984 defense authorization bill that includes funds to produce nerve gas weapons and the MX. Aside from regarding the MX as a first strike, destabilizing weapon that would hinder arms negotiations, opponents of the missile content that the Scowcroft Commission was stacked with pro-MX members, and that the recommendations were nothing more than what the Administration wanted to hear. Military personnel who oppose the missile feel that positioning the missile in the existing silos will not solve the problem of vulnerability to enemy missile attacks. Aspin will speak on Monday, Oct. 10 at noon in Union 106 a s part of the Social Science Roundtable services. The informal luncheon discussion is titled "The Case for the MX Missile." by Sue Cullen Well Day, a health fair to provide free health information and screenings, will be held Oct. 19 and is open to students, faculty, staff, and the community. Community health agencies will be on campus offering 40 different services and screenings, such as posture, blood pressure, hearing, sickle-cell screening and information on premenstrual stress syndrome (PMS). This event is very important, according to Edith Isenberg, director of s tudent health services. "It is up to the individual to maintain or achieve good health. In order to do that, you must have up-to-date information. Well Day is a good way to provide this information to many people at one time," she said. Last year over 2500 people attended Well Day, including an increasing number of senior citizens and families. Student nurses will be interviewing fair-goers to evaluate Well Day and to receive feedback about programs that people would like to see added to the event. Well Day needs volunteers to set up and help registration. "Anyone willing to give even an hour will be welcome," said Isenberg. Potential volunteers should contact Isenberg at the Health Center, Moln. D 115. Isenberg encourages everyone to take advantage of this event. Well Day will run from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Level 1 Concourse. "Parent to Parent" support group offered "Parent to Parent," a support group for first-time parents sponsored by the Child Care Center, will hold its first meeting from 7 to 9 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 11 in Room 182 of Tallent Hall. The self-help group, open to men • and women, students and non-students, whether married or single, is designed for expecting parents as well as for parents with children up to IV2 y ears of age. The goal of the program, based on the idea that parents learn from other parents, is to strengthen families through understanding, education, communication and support. The sessions will be led by volunteers who are experienced parents and will cover topics including infant- toddler health, child development, family management, personal growth and child guidance. While parents attend the informal sessions, their children will be cared for free of charge by Child Care Center volunteers. Marilyn Noreen, infant-toddler supervisor at the Child Care Center and a volunteer for the parent program, said subjects discussed would be based on the interests of the parents. Guest speakers representing various fields might occasionally address the group, Noreen said. The first session will be devoted to a discussion of consumerism and how parents can be smart purchasers of such items for their new babies as diapers, cribs and strollers. Other planned topics include "When to Call the Doctor," "To Work or Not To Work," and "Father- Infant Bonding." Dates for the next seven sessions, all of which will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. on Tuesdays in Room 182 of Tallent Hall, are : Oct. 25, Nov. 8, 29; Dec. 13; Jan. 10, 24; and Feb. 14. For more information, call the Child Care Center at 553-2227. Last .year's Career Fair Health info at Well Day * American Motorshow £ with * JIM BRADLEY £ WRJN - 1400 AM t 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY £ Corrections In last week's story about food service, it was erroneously reported that "the minimal increases in food prices was 50 cents here and there." The correct amount is about 5 cents. In last week's story about Alexander Lichtman, the new math professor from Russia, it incorrectly stated that his specialty, Group Theory, was not offered at Parkside v . 4 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER Artists display ceramics Works by two UW-Green Bay ceramic artists, Curt Heuer and Marjorie Mau, with unusual approaches to their medium, will be on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, Oct. 20. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Heuer, who holds a master of fine arts degree from Northern Illinois University and is an assistant professor of visual arts at UWGreen Bay, said he is a ceramicist who uses spatial relationships to help define the uniqueness of "spaces and places." To do so, Heuer creates a "miniature environmental topography" which induces viewers to consider variations in mass, volume, texture and tone, thereby reaching a fuller understanding of objects and the spaces they inhabit. Heuer's work has been featured in numerous juried and non-juried exhibitions throughout the midwest and in California, Utah, New Jersey, Texas and Massachusets. Mau, a Green Bay ceramics instructor, said she takes a more personal, symbolic approach to her ceramic artwork which has been shown in a number of juried and non-juried exhibitions, including a recent show at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine, as well as in shows in Texas, Tennessee, Ohio, Illinois and Indiana. Mau's work has won a number of honors, including purchase awards at two UW-Green Bay Alumni Exhibitions, and a clay, glass and fiber exhibition at the Neville Public museum in Green Bay. Her work also won an exhibition award at the Neville Museum. Mau, who holds a bachelor of arts degree from UW-Green Bay, said she uses colored inks as tools of expression instead of traditional glazes, "which allows the transparent surface to remain pure, and drawing on that surface becomes a final act in the process of selecting areas of impact after the piece has been fired." Heuer's "miniature environmental" All members are encouraged to attend. Meetings will be held in Moln. D139 at 1 p.m. Students, staff and faculty are invited to attend. Amsterdam-Paris-Antwerp Dec. 28, 1983 - Jan. 11, 1984 Cost: $1297 Includes: All transporation, meals, lodging, tours, several excursions. Contact: Dr. Peter DiMeglio Dept. of History UW-Platteville Platteville, Wl. 53818 or call: (608)342-1784 Club Events SWEA SNAP-UWM Engineering Accounting Student Wisconsin Education Association will meet Monday, Oct. 10 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Guest speaker is Jim Ennis of the Racine Education Association. Get ready for the fall convention the weekend of Oct. 28-29. For more details come to the meeting. Students Nurses Association Parkside — UW-Milwaukee will hold its next meeting Monday, Oct. 10 at 12 p.m. in Union 104. Plans for the upcoming Wisconsin Student Nurses Association Mini-Convention, to be held Nov. 4 and 5, will be discussed at this meeting. The Engineering Club will have a meeting on Oct. 12 to hold elections for new officers. All interested students are welcome to attend and participate in these elections. On Oct. 19 another meeting will be held to discuss the future plans and activities of the club. Some of the department administrators, including Professors Akkinapalli Subbarao, Dennis Stevenson and Timothy Fossum, will attend this meeting. Want to go to college, but you don't Have all the money? Here are a few words of advice... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At Heritage Banks we believe everyone should have the opportunity to learn and grow. And we're committed to doing something about it by offering two types of loans for higher education. One loan is just for Students: Our Guaranteed Student Loan can get an undergraduate student as much as $2500 per year for school. Graduate students can get as much -as $5000 per year. Only the student may apply for the loan. And you won't need a co-signer to get it. There's another benefit. You don't start paying back your loan until six months after you leave school. And then you only pay an annual percentage rate of 9%. The other loan is for Parents or Independent Students: Regardless of your adjusted gross family income, parents can borrow up to $3000 annually from Heritage Bank. Non-dependent students can apply for this loan too. The maximum for non-dependent undergraduate students up to $3000 per academic year. This is called the PLUS program and interest rates are established below general market rates. Parent and student loans for education ... Another good reason to bank with us! HeritageBanks Heritage Hank Kurine 322U Washing!oii Avenue 637-911) I ® 19 83 Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant 5901 Durand Avenue 534-65UU Regency Mall Office 3610 Durand Avenue 334-5144 Heritage Bank and Trust 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 Member FDIC Accounting Club will hold a general membership meeting on Oct. 10, 1 p.m. in Union 104. Nominations will be taken for open positions for the spring semester. Anyone interested in Accounting Club is welcome. Vets Club The Vets Club will hold a meeting Wednesday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center WLLC D174 to discuss the reduction of veterans services on campus. Anyone receiving veterans benefits should attend to express their concern about this issue. soc Dan Galbraith was elected vicechair of the Student Organization Council (SOC) on Friday, Sept. 23 by the SOC body. Galbraith has served as interim vice-chair since July. Geology Club On Sept. 23 and 24 the Parkside Geology Club hosted the 15th annual UW System Undergraduate Geology Field Conference. Approximately 75 students and professors from the UW System attended the conference. The conference started Friday night with a welcome party in the cafeteria. This party allowed the participants a chance to become acquainted with each other in an informal setting. On Saturday morning following breakfast, the group departed on a day-long field trip, the focal point of the conference. This trip lasted ten hours, covered 150 miles and included six stops (two quarries, two lake bluffs, a gravel pit and an outcrop along a river). At each stop, one or more members of the Geology Club presented a talk on the geology of that particular area. A guide book was prepared for the conference which included state and local geologic maps, a comprehensive road log and a written description of the geology of the individual stops. The field trip was followed by a cocktail hour and banquet held in Union Square. . ... . . , National champion and bbvy PPaahtrniociiAa rC.u mLb!ie Parkside student Gus Sorenson is a national champion here at Parkside. He completed in the 3rd Annual Veterans Wheelchair Games that were held in Long Beach, California. He came home with 8 medals, 7 of them gold and one silver. The games were held Aug. 17-21 and there were 240 competitors from all over the country. Some of the events were: races, field events, rallys, bowling, billiards, craps, basketball and swimming. Sorenson won the most medals out of everyone in the state. He won the silver in the slalom and the golds in 100, 200, 400 and 1500meter races, along with three field events, shot put, discus and club throw. The club throw is similar to a bowling pin in appearance and you distance throw it. "It was great out there," he said. I wanted to win at least one event. I didn't expect to win that man,. Everybody's real friendly, but nobody likes to lose, there is definitely competition." Sorenson trained for the competition during the summer. He came to school and used the facilities and the field events equipment. "The Long Beach track was kind of bad, it had a spongy surface," he said. They've got a lot better one here and that's what I'm used to. I also borrowed a racing wheelchair because it is lighter." . He funded his trip to California with numerous contributions from groups and individuals. "Three guys really helped a lot -Bill Szylkowski, Mike Tussler and Barry Kroll. They were working on Friends needed for kids by Marge Butkus "The kind of people we are looking for are people who are 18 years of age or older-and have survived growing up." That was Diane Solberg's reply when she was asked what kind of people Kenosha's Kin- • ship program is looking for. The Kinship program, which is similar to the Big Brother/Sister program, is looking for full- or part-time students to take part in the program. You must have a car and be properly insured. Volunteers will meet with the assigned child at least once a week, and spend at least three to five hours with him or her. During finals week, you will not be required to fill the three- to five-hour quota, but you will be required to contact the child at least once that week. The children involved in this program range in age from five to 15. The Kinship program asks that volunteers stay involved in the program for at least a year. Solberg said, "The program is designed to befriend and help children from single-parent families by matching them up with mature adults with good character." A general information meeting for people interested in volunteering will be held Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 7 p.m. at the Kinship office, 2001 80th Street, Kenosha. For more information call 658-0151. Suzuki violinists to play A select performing group of young Suzuki violin students from the Haag-Leviton Suzuki Academy of Performing Arts of Mt. Prospect, 111. will appear in concert at the Communication Arts Theater at 7 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 15, under sponsorship of the Suzuki Talent Associates of Racine, Inc. (STAR). The visiting Suzuki performers, under the direction of Betty Haag, have appeared on television on "Good Morning, America" and "Donahue" and have toured widely both in the U. S. and abroad. They have performed for Pope John Paul and, in 1981, opened the World Music Festival in the Netherlands, an honor previously given to the Prague Symphony and the Vienna Boys Choir. They also have given a number of performances with the Chicago Symphony and the Grant Park Symphony. The group includes 40 young violinists. Their director, who holds bachelor and master of music degrees with honors from Indiana University, also studied and worked directly with Dr. Shinichi Suzuki, founder of the Suzuki method of teaching violin to children as young as lxh. years of age. Haag, who has appeared as a concert violinist at Carnegie Hall and toured extensively as a performer in the eastern U. S., currently is teaching at Northwestern University as well as serving as director of the Haag-Leviton Academy. Concert tickets are $3 for children 12 and under and $5 for others. They are available in advance by contacting STAR members Mary Pusch (phone 639-1646), Judy Lanning (554-1823) or Sharon Hanson (632-7147). Preceding the concert, Haag will conduct morning and afternoon workshops for STAR students in the UW-P theater. Teachers, parents, students or others interested in observing Haag at work during those sessions may purchase tickets to the workshops for $3. FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN W4I\ OFFICE AI TO BAAK 24-HOIR TELLER BRISTOL IPLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 BERBER FDIC DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 1 20th Ave. KENOSHA. W l 53 142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every N ew B ook & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books — Large S election o f S ci- Fiction F antasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! Huge Quantities of Bargain Books At Unbelievable Prices New York Times Best Seller — Hardback 30% Off wheelchairs, at practice and training." Sorenson is a resident of Sturtevant. He served in Viet Nam in the years 1969-70. So far he has accumulated over 200 credits, with a 3.42 GPA. History and Education are Sorenson's main interests. He takes classes mainly because of strong interest. He doesn't adhere to any philosophy of life, but he commented, "I be myself, live, and get by as best I can." Whitman in review Walt Whitman, who is regarded by many readers as America's greatest poet, will be the subject of a talk by Professor Donald Kummings of the English discipline on Wednesday, Oct. 12, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Library. Prof. Kummings will discuss Whitman's life, his works and his importance in American literature. He is the author of Walt Whitman, 1940-1975: A R eference Guide, published by G. K. Hall in 1982. The product of five and one-half years of research and writing, the book is a complete guide to the "boom years" in Whitman studies, when the author of Leaves of Grass emerged as a writer of international stature. In addition to his book, Kummings has published six articles and seven reviews on Whitman. A display on Walt Whitman can be seen on Level I of the library. Kummings' book will be included in the display. The talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. University of Wisconsin Platteville See Castles in the Air AND LEARN YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them." Study in London for S2675 per semester. Includes air fare. tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Programs also in Aix-en-Provence, France Copenhagen, Denmark Dublin. Ireland Florence, Italy Heidelberg, Germany Israel (various locations) Lugano, Switzerland Puebla, Mexico Rome, Italy Salzburg, Austria Seville. Spain For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs University of Wisconsin—Platteville 725 West Main Street Platteville, Wisconsin 53818 608-342-1726 No foreign language proficiency is required. 6 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER P.S.G.A Constitution paid advertisement paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern ment Association inc. Constitution Art. 4 l in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student Government .Association inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 •and 6, 1960 This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association. Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the-power to enforce and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (P.S.G.A., inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section I. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2, The Senate of the P.S.G.A , Inc. shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fail, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. in the absence of the Vice President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the representation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., inc. Section 5. A-simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same monthly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A,.inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called oy the Vice President or in the case of the Vice President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting wifhin 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If the President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If a ny bill shell not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law, in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to the Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto. Section •. The Senate shall have the power •o make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying Into execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this constitution in fhe P S G A , Inc Section 9. The Senate of the P S G.A., Inc. shall have the power to amend this con stitution by a two thirds vote of the entire Senate, in the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election. If the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to fhe Constitution If the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted, in the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballots, in cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to try all impeachments When sitting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is tried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no persorr shall be convicted without the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, ap pointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. activities to fhe legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. by a majority vote of the Senate. Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received wifhin one week of the presentation of such request to the P.S.G.A., Inc. member being required to tumish the report. The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of fhe Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A , Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution of the P S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, Vice President and all of ficers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its by-laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple majority of fhe entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper. Section 5. The treasurer of fhe P.S.G.A., inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P.S.G.A., Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE II Section 1. All executive powers, wifhin this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during fhe term of one year together with the Vice President who will be chosen for fhe same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of h e office of the Presidency or Vice Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I w ill faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment, if, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is lound to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will rot be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice President shall assume fhe office of President of the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other ofticers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of two thirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., inc. budget, but shall not line item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of if, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that fhe Senate of the P.S.G.A , inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two-thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the con Stifutionaiity of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, and the faculty of fhe University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. SUB—ARTICLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - P arkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have fhe responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of fhe P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election, in addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Ser vices. Assistant Chancellor for Ad ministration and Fiscal Affairs, and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non voting members. Should a vacancy occur on fhe Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used: 1 The President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fill any unoccupied Senatorial seat with fhe confirmation of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. 2. The President of the P.S.G A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at-iarge seat on fhe Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon fhe call of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disbursal of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S.G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chan cellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend fhe Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf fhe Committees' recom mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate In the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recommendation and again forward it to fhe Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P.S.G A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G .A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore fn negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor capnot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review fhe allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reasons of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free fo assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free fo use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility. Section 5. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A., inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6 . Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student government recognition or institutional recognition Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy, and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section 9. Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - PPaarrkkssiiddee hbiinndd iinnng contracts. ARTICLE V Section t. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. inc. shall be held the third week of October. At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at • large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice President, remaining legislative seats, one at • large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or fo request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A., Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of fhe reason(s) for removal from office. This most deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present fhe petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will fake place. There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within, five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop fo less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented fhe petition, fhe election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, if shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section 1. An applicant shall not be denied admission fo the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within fhe classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin Park ide Student Disciplinary Procedures Chap'er UWS 17. Section 5. Sluse.its shall be evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic pe'formance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance estab :shed for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and dlsciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available fo persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to fhe student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wiscdnsin - Parkside. FALL SENATORIAL ELECTIONS October 12 and 13 Petitions Available in P.S.G.A Office Homecoming '83 gegtoXg Continued from Page 1 Tunks. Rock videos followed the show in Union Square, which also had a substantial audience. Saturday morning the Alumni Association sponsored sports events and a Western-style BBQ. About 200 people were served at the BBQ, 25 participated in the run and 12 in the tennis clinic and golf outing. "Basically, it's a good start," said Tom Krimmel, director of Development and Alumni Affairs. He feels that the Homecoming BBQ and dance are events that should continue at future homecomings. "Attendance for this first event was very good, considering people didn't know what to expect. Attendance will grow, although it may" take two to three years to establish (homecoming) as a major campus event," said Krimmel. The Madison Badgers topped the Rangers 2-0 in the Homecoming soccer game. About 150 people attended the game. "Saturday evening was a tremendous success," said Tunks. "The casino was very popular; in fact, six blackjack tables were not enough." Tunks said that the whole concept went over well. Main Place was transformed into a Las Vegas nightclub. The John Bunic Big Band provided dance music; hors d'oeuvres and drinks were consumed, and the dim lighting and elaborate decorations highlighted the atmosphere. "The only problem was that the balloons didn't come down as planned, but that was only a minor problem," said Tunks. The casino and raffle were the prevailing activities of the evening. "Casino players really weren't trying to win to get raffle tickets; they were playing to beat the house," she said. Tunks said that the casino dealers had just as much fun as the participants and some did not want to surrender their shifts. The attire of the participants was quite elaborate. "Everyone came out in their finest," she said. There was also a good mix of p eople in attendance- faculty, staff, alumni and students. Tunks feels that the basic format should be continued and the changes for the future will be minor. "The whole committee should be very proud of themselves and we'd like to thank the Union, Food Services and the casino dealers for all their help," said Tunks. She concluded: "This was a very good start for a traditional activity at Parkside." Photos by Michael Kailas The Homecoming King and Queen court: (from left to right) Laurie Maes, Scott Peterson, Jeanne Buenker-Phillips, Frank "Rico" Meija, Todd Murray, Carmen Acosta. (Right) Homecoming committee chairperson Terry Tunks and PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon dance to the music of the John Bunic Big Band, (above) I 8 Thursday, October 6,1983 ' Homecoir Spectators and players enjoy one of the blackjack tables while dances fill up the backgrc Homecoming Queen Jeanne Buenker-Phillips stands by the casino night bank. One dance/casino night patron rests in Mid-Main Place. A crowd gathers around the casino's craps table. Pat Hen9 Thursday, October 6,1983 Bartenders worked hard to quench the gamblers' and dancers' thirsts. Homecoming photos by Michael Kailas Hangar photo by Karan Trandel Cheerleaders joke around during Saturday afternoon's barbecue before the soccer game. Davis emcees Parkside Talent show The Tritones An interview with comedian/juggler Michael Davis Comedian/juggler Michael Davis by Rick Luehr Last Friday an unfortunately small crowd was thoroughly entertained by a variety show hosted by Michael Davis. Davis is an extremely talented juggler/comedian who has appeared on Broadway in "Sugar Babies" and on such T. V. shows as Saturday Night Live and The News is the. News. After the show I had the opportunity to talk to this multi-talented performer. -» Q: A fe w days ago, you were on natonal television watched by millions of people, and tonight you were here in front of only about 200 people. What is it like going from such a large audience to a small group? A:You mean, why weren't there more people here? Q: Which do you prefer, the large or small audience? A: Well, you know the old expression about apples and oranges. There's a total different energy when you're doing it on television than when you're doing it for a large crowd. I didn't find that performance particularly satisfying in front of a large, large audience because they really didn't get a chance to know me. In front of a smaller audience where I can do more material and feel more comfortable with the crowd, I feel a lot more comfortable. If the benefits of both • performances-were the • Dick Oberbruner Carmen Acosta there" and I say, "Thank you" and I just go on to the next job...I don't care if I'm ever really famous, I just like entertaining and I want to keep on going. Q: I just want you to know how much I enjoyed your act. A: Well, I really think you have to see my act live, more than on television. It works on television, but it's better live because I play off the audience and what I like doing most is the ad-libs. Q: It's too bad there's nothing like vaudeville today for performers like you. A: Well, there never will be. It's not so much the money...The problem is that people won't go out of their houses to go out and see things. When they spend eight hours a day watching television, they just become accustomed to that. Performing used to be really special. When you went to see a vaudeville performance, it really made a lasting, moving impression-like when you went to see a play. How many people go to see plays? They are very expensive, but vaudeville was popular entertainment-it wasn't that expensive. The lowest common denominator of television is that you see one thing and so many people see it, that's why they eat things up so quickly. That's why the level of television has dropped so low. Very little on television is art. Very few performers have learned how to make the medium of television an art. We learned how to make it documentary and how to pay games with it, how to make it dramatic, like soap operas. What we've learned to do is turn television into an electronic peeping torn. We've set up these fantasies and watched them, but it's not art, it's just dramatic life which can be artistic. There is a certain art to that-the definition of art is very vague. Q: I would say what you do is art. A:I would say there's a lot of craft in what I do and the art of what I do is doing it in front of people. So unless you're there in the audience, you don't really experience the art of it. Talent show photos by Dave McEvoy same, I would pick the small audience. But, the way it works out is that you have to do the large audience, you can't just perform for small audiences. But I like small audiences. Q: Most of the television you've done has been live. You've done Saturday Night Live and The News Is The News. Do you like that better than working tape or is it just circumstances? A: Just circumstances. They pick me for the live shows. Well, there is more tension when you're juggling if the audience knows that if you drop something they're going to see it. I think that's good about doing the live show. Q: When did you start juggling? A: Right out of high school. I was employed and was working at a pizza delivery, and I wanted to get into show business. So, some friends of mine were going to college and they learned how to juggle in college and I wasn't going to college at the time. One day I came home and my roommate was juggling and I knew that he was less coordinated than I was, so I knew I could do it if I tried. So I did and it worked out. Q: In your act you juggle an axe, a meat cleaver and a machete. When did you first get the urge to juggle with sharp implements? A: It's something I was born with. Q: Have you ever hurt yourself doing that? • • A: f refuse to answer that on the • grounds that I may imperil my livelihood. Q: What was your first big break? A: I don't know that I've hit it big -yet. I've had a lot of good jobs and each job follows the last job. Broadway was the biggest break that I had. Actually the biggest break was signing with the manager that I signed with who manages a lot of comedians like Woody Allen Robyn Williams and Robert Klein. He took an interest in me and that was the biggest single break in my career. Q: Did your manager show you off or were you discovered by someone? A: I've been discovered a million times by a lot of different people who keep saying, "you're great, you should be here; -yoD-should be* Davis* in action RANGER 11 Thursday, October 6,1983 Home SWeet So It by John Homecoming Goes Kovaiic Well, i t's over. Homecoming '83 is history. Or, as they say in the industry, c'est finis. Or rather, to quote a relatively famous football commentator, "Turn out the lights; the party's over." Yes, the new beginning is finished. But what a weekend it was. I must admit, it was not nearly the flop I assumed it would be. In fact, it was pretty well handled. I guess most of the people had a good enough time. I know I did. That is to say, it almost worked. Which brings me to the meat of the article. What went wrong? The answer is brief. Nothing really went wrong, as such. It's just that nothing went totally right. But that doesn't mean it wasn't successful. It was, considering that this was the first event of its type in Parkside's somewhat succinct history. It's sort of like losing a ballgame, but beating the point spread. ••••••• Events kicked off on Thursday afternoon with the coronation of the Homecoming King and Queen. These prestigous honors were, I think it is well known, thrust upon Jeanne "Spunker" Phillips (who also became PSGA's president last week, thus making Parkside the world's first true constitutional monarchy) and Frank "Rico" Mejia. What is not so well-known is how they came to receive these titles. Money. And vast quantities of it. A hell of a lot of pennies. Mucho dinero. Lots of lira. You could vote for as many candidates you wanted as often as you liked. Only you needed a penny to do so every time. Rico received 6,450 "votes." Jeanne got 7,296. Over 36,000 "votes" were cast for all the candidates, roughly translating to $350 f or the scholarship fund. As there were only about 650 votes cast in last spring's presidential elections (one student-one vote), this means somebody's got an awful lot of rich friends. Also, from an economist's point of view, this means that the equilibrium price of a royal title lies somewhere around the $70 li ne. So if you want to be king or queen next year, just bring the cash. I think they're going to be auctioning it off. ••••••• While the royal couple was parading around campus, our almost-famous soccer team was busy being beaten by the Badgers. The score was nothing to be embarrassed about, especially considering that half of the Madison team appeared to be Argentinian all-stars. In fact, our lads did rather well, even if t hey do think they should have done better. But they still managed to muck up Parkside's unbeaten Homecoming record. Good thing it wasn't to an Australian team. ••••••• Friday night was highlighted by the "Michael Davis talent show." This was by far the most successful event in my incredibly biased opinion. Davis himself was superb, but you can read about that elsewhere. What really gave the evening a touch of magic, though I heard other words used, were the performances by Parkside's own neo-vaudevillians. The evening opened with the now infamous Men of a Couple Voices, who trotted through such classics as Kermit the Frog and Ronald Reagan, while most of the audience was busy internally hemorrhaging: Other acts included the reckless Dick Oberbruner on guitar and guts, Carmen "Dancin* Fool" Acosta and the "Faculty Moonlighters." Special mention must go to the "Faculty Moonlighters," as Wayne Johnson expressly forbade me to mention them. Although I won't say exactly what went on, at least I now know what Philosophy professors do in their spare time. The audience was treated to the time of their lives, and the $1.50 cover charge was well worth it. All of the brave souls who risked, and will probably receive, public humiliation, deserve all the praise they can prise out of people. ••••••• But the "big event" was easily Saturday night's semi-formal dance. The atmosphere was positively electric as the masses gathered for what was billed as the biggest thing at Parkside since Chancellor Guskin found the itching powder in his athletic supporter. The elite waited with bated breath and were not disappointed. The John Bunic Big Band shook their funky groove thing and the night came alive. A "casino" was constructed in lower main place and I promptly lost my shirt to Nick "The Knife" Thome (who needed a clean one, anyway) in an obviously weighted dice game. So what went wrong with Parkside's first-ever Homecoming? Parkside students. Yet another major, well-organized, fun event passed by with so little support from the student body that it was almost embarrassing. The apathy was rampant. But word will spread, and we hope that next year's homecoming will be seen by more than a tenth (a high estimate) of the student population. You should have been there. It was worth it. At least we beat the point-spread. Physics Club honored The Parkside student Physics Club for the second consecutive year has been designated an Outstanding Chapter of the National Society of Physics Students, which is headquartered in New York City, with more than 500 chapters nationwide. The Parkside chapter was one of 31 selected for the 1983 honor, which was based on range of activities and extent of student involvement. Physics professor Stepehen D. Luzader, who advises the Physics Club, said the group had been involved in numerous activites over the past year, including hosting a conference of students and faculty COMPLETE AUTO BODY REPAIRS & PAINTING YOU MAY NOT NEED US NOW...BUT REMEMBER KENO WHEN YOU DO. WE'RE THE PROFESSIONALS. 5725 5th Ave. Downtown Kenosha Ph. 654-0249 Hours: MOM.—FBI- 8 am - 4:30 pm Kenosha's Finest BODY Rod P. Bruno, Owner The Coffeehouse hosts... by Nick Thome In the beginning, God created New York. Why? We mortals may never know. Then, God created Greenwich Village. Strike two. Yet, for some strange reason, artists, writers, intellectuals and musicians migrated there. These people found that talking or performing their works in the streets of New York was not good for their health. So God, in his or her great wisdom, gave them a safe place to gather, the Coffeehouse. The artists displayed their works on the walls, as the musicians played their music for the coins people gave them, while the intellectuals talked of relevance, revolution and what they could do to raise the rent money. The tradition of the Coffeehouse is still alive at Parkside. Except our coffee tastes better and the artists don't pass the hat for their livelihood. Th e c u r r e n t chairperson/chairwoman/chairman (choose your own) of the PAB Coffeehouse Committee is Rhonda Bradley, alias O. P. (pronounced Oh Pea). Recently I had the opportunity to talk to Rhonda about the program. The following are segments of the discussion we had. "What's it all about, O. P.?" "The Coffeehouse program was set up to give the students a place to sit back, relax and enjoy themselves. It's a nice change of pace in the busy student routine," Rhonda informed me. "Could you tell me who's scheduled to perform this semester?" asked I. "Sure," she replied, "The next coffeehouse act will be Smith and Mayer, two very talented musicians. They will appear in the Union Bazaar from 12 to 2 p.m. and 8 to 10 p.m. on Oct. 12. The following act will be John Hunsbuscher on Oct. 26. He is known for his sense of humor, a very good act. Nov. 2, Barry Drake, a musician who just played Europe and is recognized by Billboard Magazine, will appear here. Then, on Nov. 16 it will be the Parkside students' chance to perform on the first Open Stage of the year." "How can students register for the Open Stage?" I inquired. "Real easy," she answered. "Applications for the Open Stage will be available at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board Office, in Union 202." "What kinds of acts are you looking for?" -It*****************-K * * * * * * * Coffeehouse presents the music of SnTith and Mayer Union Bazaar 12 - 2 pm 8 - 1 0 p m Wednesday, Oct. 12 FREE! * * * * * * +++* W¥WW-¥-¥-¥--¥-W*W-¥-W-¥* TONIGHT OCT. 6 The Rock Of CHE & & PTOLECUO=U Union Square Doors open 8 pm $1 Students Proof of age, Parkside ID require d 12 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER 1 DECIDED TO CHECK THE PORNAPPLES' NEIGHBORS IN CASE THEY'D SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS. I PASSED A DOOR-TO- DOOR SALESMAN ON THE WAY. X THE SON HAD RECALLED A BE ARD ON THE FIRST ROBBERY SUSPECT. I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN YORE PREPARED?] I'D WALKED RIGHT INTO A RUNNING GAG. S0DE*6! ffPC0OT2l<? JOE"Goes Tt> UkuueRSiTY. \towW OLX> FRvetuD. F\£*T . 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Slam dancing banned at U. of Minn. Slam dancing has been slammed by University of Minnesota officials. Students Activities Coordinator Carl Nelson ordered recently that bands that attract slam dancers will not be booked on campus. That decision came after several people were injured during a Dead Kennedy's concert and is designed to protect the university from legal liability. Some student leaders are upset the policy was enacted without their input. • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Ball s • Milk Caramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kissses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Asorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts RANGER 13 Thursday, October 6,1983 A Week at the Park The Protectors rock Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The feature film this week is The Outsiders, the movie version of the action-packed best seller. Matt Dillon stars in the movie, which will be shown in the Union Cinema Theater today at 3:30 p.m., tomorrow at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Admission is only $1, so you can easily afford to take a date to the movies once again. PAB sponsors the movies each week. Next week they'll bring you Das Boot. • •••••• With the high movie prices of today, a free movie is definitely welcome. The Legacy will be showing in the Union Cinema Theater at 7 p.m. this Tuesday. As usual, admission is free and sponsored by PAB. Come on out to the Union Square tonight and rock with the music of The Protectors. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $1 for a guest. The dance is sponsored by PAB. ' ••••••• There will be a Coffeehouse this Wednesday, which features "Smith and Mayer." It will be held in the Union Square from noon until 2 p.m and 8 to 10 p.m. This activity is free to anyone. ••••••• Congressman Les Aspin will talk on The Case for the MX Missile this Monday, The Round Table will be at noon in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. Coffeehouse, continued - Continued from Page 11 "Musicians, jugglers, mimes, comedians- anything that's legal and has some socially redeeming value. This stage is open to any current students, faculty or alumni members." "It sounds like your committee does a lot of work. How many people are on the Coffeehouse Committee?" "At this time, there are only six members, but we are always looking for more. In fact, if any students are interested in joining the committee, just come on up to Union 202 and ask for me. If I'm not there, leave a number and I'll call you back. We need people for promotion, advertising and art work. "It is work, but it's really a good time. Plus, it doesn't look bad on your resume." Well, thanks for your time, O. P., and continued good luck with the committee. ••••••• The foreign film this week is Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears. It will be shown today at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and at 2 p.m. on Sunday. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series at the Union Information Center. ••••••• In the Union Square, you can see the video tape Tommy at noon this Monday. If you miss it then, you will have another chance to see it on Tuesday at 9:15 p.m. or next Thursday at noon. The video will be played on the seven foot screen and admission will be free. ••••••• The Protectors come to Parkside tonight. Are you having trouble deciding on a career? You can get information during Career Days on Wednesday from noon to 3 p.m. Displays will be set up in the Union and Molinaro buildings. Everyone is welcome. ••••••• Next Thursday there will be a bus trip to Chicago's Board of Trade. The program is called "Thrills and Chills in the Pit" and is sponsored by UW Extension. For details call Ext. 2312. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE PAVS IN Steamboat A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time $269 Att.tn'tefnenls hi I < HO TRAVEL INC WITH TRANSPORTATION J A N U A R Y 1 • 9 FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS. THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS'' PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A TLUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. • 'A* SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 c - ' X 14 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER Last Thursday signaled the kickoff of the intramural flag football season at Parkside with eight teams ready to take the gridiron. Team entries with their team number and captain are: 1. The Grapplers (John Winter); 2. The Mass Wasters (Roberta Kellog); 3. The Blitzed (Joe Stancato); 4. The "Y" Team (Gwen Sharrett); 5. The Gladiators (Mark Peterson); 6. Absolute Ethanol (Darryl Sauer); 7. Priests and Bishops (Beth Callahan); 8. The Jerk-Offs (Kurt Weis). This represents double the number of entries from last season. All games this year are being played in a new location — o n the mall area just east of the Union building. This new location should provide more convenient parking for both players and spectators and give close access to the Union for post-game socializing. The first game of the season saw the Grapplers take on the Mass Wasters. This season opener turned out to be a real defensive battle with both teams notching a lone touchdown going into the fourth quarter. The Mass Wasters maintained a slim lead, however, of 8-6 by virtue of their 2 point conversion after the touchdown. The fourth quarter saw the Grapplers, mired deep in their own territory, fumble into the end zone for a safety. The Mass Wasters hung on to the 10-6 margin, despite a last ditch offensive by the Grapplers, to claim the first victory of the year. The second game Thursday saw the "Y" team take on The Blitzed. In a contrast to the first game, scoring was heavy from the outset with the Blitzed scoring early in the first quarter for 6-0 lead. Another quick touchdown saw the Blitzed lead go to 12-0. The "Y" then bounced back with a score of their own to close the margain to 12-6 but this lone touchdown proved to be their last hurrah. A combination of deep punting on defense & pin point passing on offense carried the Blitzed to a 36-6 victory in their first game of the season. Despite the apparent lopsided score both teams displayed a strong intensity throughout the game which kept even the most jaded spectator on the edge of their seat. Intramural flag football will continue every Tuesday-Thursday with games at 4pm, 5pm and 6pm, through the last week of October. Track meets Track team meeting will be held on Tuesday, Oct. 11. Anyone interested in running men's tack, please attend the meeting in the upstairs lounge in the Physical Education building at 3 p.m. Volleyball team places second in UW-P Classic Ranger needs sportswriters by Robb Luehr Sports Editor This past weekend Parkside hosted one of the best-played events of the fall—the Parkside Classic Volleyball tournament. Four teams competed: Ferris State (Mich.), College of St. Francis, Lewis University and Parkside. On Friday night, Sept. 30, Ferris State reached the finals by defeating St. Francis in three games (out of five). Saturday morning, Oct. 1, the Ranger girls had to work to get, past Lewis. Lewis forced a fifth: game by winning two games in a @ VIDEO Free The Who in "Tommy Mon., Oct. 10 - noon Tues., Oct. 11- 9:15 pm Thurs., Oct. 13 - noon Fri., Oct. 14 - 2 pm Union Square FREE! Tuesday, Oct. 11, 7 p.m. Union Cinema Theatre row after losing the first two. The scores were 15-3, 15-10, 9-15, 13-15, 16-14. This set up a final between Parkside and Ferris State. It promised to be a whale of a match. It was. Both teams were playing well up to the final, and it continued throughout the championship match. The two squads traded off winning games, with Ferris State taking games one and three; Parkside, games two and four. By this time, the Parkside women had to be tiring, because they already had played a tough five games earlier in the afternoon. Ferris State played their preliminary match the night before, so they were well rested. Still, the fifth game of the match was hotly contested; but in the end, the Ferris. State girls prevailed in a very close game. The scores: 15-8, 1-15, 15-11, 13-15, 15-12. Parkside is now 15-3 for the season. Despite the fine record, Coach Terry Paulson feels that "the offense still sputters at times," but that "the defense is almost there." In order to play as a cohesive unit, the women must "communicate on and off the court," according to Paulson. He does note, however, that his team is "working on being a family." ••••••••••••••••••• * FREE PITCHER OF BEVERAGE £ W A $2.50 VALUE WITH ^ jL PURCHASE OF ANY 0NE r0, P0N PRR J FAMILY PIZZA CARL'S PIZZA PLUS (FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) ^LATHROP & 21 ST (ALMOST) RACINE by Patricia Cumbie The men's cross country team came back from Loyola Invitational on Chicago's lakefront victorious. This is the first victory for the team so far this season. "It feels great to win, we still didn't have all our top runners. We were way ahead of the other teams, with a 37-point spread between us and the second place team," Coach Lucian Rosa said. Parkside scored 47 points, UWMilwaukee scored 84 and the third place team, Loyola, scored 88. There were 15 teams in attendance. The Parkside finishers were: Tim Renzelmann (2), 25:38; George Kapheim (5) 25:49; Rich Miller (11), 26:16; Ted Miller (14) 26:27; Andy Serrano (15) 26:27; Rod Condon (25) 26:55 and Mark Manning (36) 27:11. "I am very pleased with all the runners so far," commented Rosa. "Tim (Renzelmann) has been running well and keeps improving week to week. He has a good chance to become an Ail-American. Rich Miller has been doing a good job; Andy (Serrano) is also having a good year. Ted Miller has a bad cold and he should run faster next week. My top eight runners are doing well." Next weekend the team will compete at Notre Dame. "This will be a fun course, and the team will probably make their personal best. I still have things to see, because Nationals will be coming up Oct. 29. I should have my whole team healthy for that," Rosa added. CUSTOMER DINE IN ONLY 633-6307 * * * Outsiders They weren't looking for a fight... just to belong. ft Oct. 6 — 3:30 p.m. Oct. 7 — 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m Oct. 9 - 7:30 p.m. Union Cinema Theater Cheerleaders recruiting by Sue Cullen Why be a cheerleader? "To gain a wider interest in Parkside and its athletic activities, and of course, to boost school spirit," said Marilyn Bugenhagen, cheerleading advisors. If you are thinking of being af cheerleader, it is not too late to take part in the upcoming workshop which will assist new recruits in perfecting cheers. As part of the procedure, present cheerleaders will give newcomers words to which each must make up their own cheer. The recruits will then practice their cheers, plus a variety of others. "It (the workshop) is a very good preparation for tryouts," said Bugenhagen. The pom-pom squad, which is just beginning, will also have a workshop to assist novices with routines. The cheerleading squad is also looking for a spirited person to be the Ranger Bear-preferably someone 5'8" or over. Anyone with questions about the pom-pom squad, cheerleading or Ranger Bear should contact Marilyn in Union 209, or see pom-pom captain Ernestine Weisinger or cheerleading captain Kris Anderson. Intramurals X-Country Flag football season opens 'ZZZh 15 Thursday, October 6,1983 Interview Athletic Director Dannehl speaks sports by Robb Luehr Sports Editor Ranger recently interviewed Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl about the athletic program for the coming year. Q: What are the duties of the athletic director? A: Actually, the duties of the athletic director here vary considerably from those at other institutions. In major institutions, the athletic directors are almost exclusively involved with athletics; whereas here we're involved with physical education, intramurals, controlling and scheduling of buildings, and those kinds of things. In other words, we're involved in a lot of things other than ju st sports and athletics. Community outreach, you know; we do road races, cross country skiing, clin ics. Q:What are some of the big changes in the Athletic Department, such as sports being dropped, etc.? A: At this point in time, we have no changes; we have the same exact program th at we had for the last 10 or 12 years. However, we have been suffering for the past two or three years from some budget reductions and staff reductions. We lost two staff members two years ag o. We did drop men's and women's swimming. We also lost an assistant basketball coaching positio n, a full time position. Then, this last year, eff ective the 1984-85 year, we've lost one more Classifieds WANTED PEER SUPPORT is looking for a person to volunteer their talents as a calligraphists. Ideal person wo uld be someone in terested in art. (Maybe an art major.) Please contact the Peer Support Organizaton, l ocation WLLC-D- 175 or 553 -2706 A VOLUNTEER administrator for Peer Support. Great experience for business majors and anyone hoping to be in a managerial position someday. Apply in Peer Support office or call 553-2706. DEATH ROW PRISONER. Caucasian male, age 37, desires correspondence with either male or female college students. Wants to form some ki nd of friendly relationship and more or less just exchange past experiences and ideas . Write Jim Jeffers, Box B-38604, Florence AZ 8523 2. PERSONALS GREG R. li kes the Big Chill!!! GREG R. is into Frozen Bananas. RICK G. l ikes frozen bananas, too!?! What about Greg? THE QUESTION IS: Does Kathy like Frozen Bananas?? YES!! K & D: I really wanted to swim, but frozen bananas prevented me. Pat. I'VE HEARD about cold shoulders before, but frozen bananas ? KAREN HITS a lot of balls playing pool! But wnat about frozen bananas? ANYONE for a Homecoming flag football game wit hout injuries??! S & M is coming. Wed., Oct. 12. 12-2 p.m. and £10 P ro >n the Union Bazaar. M. SCOON: I Love You!! C. Scoon. BRIGHT EYES Holey Shirt!! The enstapied TO KATE: I hope we can talk again and M?D Y,ou re a Sreat friend! Joey. LEROY: Considering being a lifetime stu- Keep on colecoing. Smack. MARVIE: When are you and Wally getting married? Smack. YITO: The world doesn't revolve around mad Italians. Parkside just isn't the same... BONNIE: Stop all of that rhetorical nonsen- I se; read a play. GOME SEE VRU" live! Oct. 14 at Craigs downstairs. Hwy. 100 and Layton. Wayne Dannehl position; in other words, we've had one person notified that his contract will not be renewed after this year. What that does in regards to the number of sports that we have, we don't know; that remains t o be seen. It might be that in future years we will be using more of what we call 'ad hoc' or part-time coaches. On the other hand, we may just drop some sports. Other than that, we're charging straight ahead, just doing everything we've always done. We have about 18 different sports; some people think that's too many, some people think it's not enough. Most of the schools in the Wisconsin University system have about that many. Some of them are bigger than us, and some of them are smaller. Most of them also have football, which is just a real big drain on your resources, even at the small time level. It just involves so many people, even though you're not playing in front of 80,000 people like they do at Madison. Of course, we don't have that, and probably never will. Q: How are the teams expected to do this year? A: Well, I think we're going to have a p retty good year. Considering the size of our school...of course, we've always done very, very well, particularly at the national level. Our teams have done extremely well, particularly in wrestling, track and f ield, cross-country and basketball off and on. Statewide, we do very well, too. In soccer, we had the best year we've ever had last year, and we were one game away from going to the national tournament. We lost to the perennial power of the midwest, Quincy, from the St. Louis area, where they've been playing soccer for 30 years, long before the rest of the nation knew what the game was. We're doing some exciting things this year with some of the athletic teams. We're hosting a large basketball tournament for women in January and we're hosting a men's basketball tournament right after the beginning of the new year. I t will be the first tournament for the women's teams and a retu rn of the men's after a one-year absence. The men's tournament is going to be a crackerjack one, because we have ourselves, our traditional archrivals, Eau Claire, UW-Milwaukee and Lakeland College. This fall, we're hosting an NCAA regional cross-country championship, the NCAA Division II Championship, and the NAIA national championship, so we're going to be very, very busy with cross-country this fall. We're hopeful that our kids will do very, very well. Last year, the women were fifth in the nation in the NCAA in cross coun- PONY EXPRESS presents THE BRTTA jComplete Beatles ReviewJ Friday, Oct. 7-10:00 pm - 1:30 am $2 Cover Charge Also: FLASHRPDM Music from the 50's and 60's Saturday, Oct. 8-9:30 pm - 1:30 am No Cover Charge Bar open daily 11:00 am - 2:00 pm DAYTIME SPECIALS: Cans of ^ \ , ,beer, 75«; Highballs 75« SERVING hIm SANDWICHES and P IZZA try, and I hope they will do as wel l or better on our home course. A little later in the year, we host a regional wrestling championship. In between time we have lots of other things going on. Our women's volleyball team is very competitive. We participate in both the NCAA and the NAIA. I think we'll do very well. Q: And men's basketball, too, after the showing late in the season last year...? A: We should have a pretty good team this year. We have the toughest basketball schedule we've ever had. We play Chicago State twice; Lewis University is a powerhouse; we'll be playing Eau Claire probably twice; we're playing Steven? Point away. So w e're looking forward to a good season. We have some very fi ne athletes here. Q: Are- there any coaching changes this year? A: No, everybody who was head coach last year is head coach this year. Q: What about Red Oberbruner? A: He retired as a f ull-time employee of the university. He wil^ still be baseball coach, but now on a p art-time basis. We also have a part-time coach in volleyball, Terry Paulson; and Mike DeWitt is our women's cross-country and track coach. Both teach elementary school in Racine. Ranger needs sportswriters MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN THIS COMING WEEK MON. OCT 10 PITTSBURGH vs. CINCINNATI • BEER * SODA * WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION IOMING SPECIAL: Monday, Oct. 17 Packers vs. Washington Redskins J $1°° Brat Special v Soccer Badgers win, dim first Homecoming by Robb Luebr Sports Editor Parkside's first homecoming celebration was pretty successful, except for one thing. The soccer team was beaten by the Wisconsin Badgers 2-0. The score reflects the game pretty accurately. Wisconsin came into the game with a record of 3-3-2, mostly against other NCAA Division I schools. Parkside's record was 4-4. Hal Henderson's squad started out strong, keeping the ball in the Wisconsin zone for most of the first 11 minutes of the first half. They weren't able to score, but they kept the pressure on. With 11 y2 minutes gone, the Badgers worked the ball downfield quickly. They had a corner kick after the Rangers kicked the ball over the end line. With 33.02 left in the half, Wisconsin scored the first goal of the game off the corner kick. The ball was headed-in over the outstretched hands of goalie Dan Opferman right in the center of the net. The rest of the first half was scoreless with both teams moving the ball. The Rangers' first goal opportunity to score came at the 30:13 mark of the half, but the attempts were thwarted by a good defensive play. At the 29:10 mark, the Rangers had a penalty kick, but they couldn't get the ball in the net. . Parkside also had three corner kicks, but the Badgers' defense cleared out the ball every time. The first half ended with Wisconsin leading 1-0. The second half wasn't much different from the first. Both teams kept the ball moving up and down the field, and had scoring opportunities, but the defenses were equal to the challenges. Then, with 18:15 left in the game, the Badgers scored their second goal of the game. Dan Opferman dove to the ground to stop a shot, the ball rebounded off of him, and a Badger player put the ball in over Opferman's prone body. Neither team mounted a major threat after that. Coach Henderson said after the game that "we didn't want it as bad as they did." He also said that his team had a chance to get back 7VV V.' rMf' v „ '' VvV —% * i Ranger photo by Gary Zalokar Parkside's Don Matanowski (2) and Mike Nowak battle UW-Madison defenders. Soccer team into the game in the second half, but that "the second goal broke our back." The major problem holding the Rangers back is the fact that the team is made up of mostly underclassmen. There are only three seniors and two juniors on the team. This could be considered a rebuilding year for Henderson's team. It would be nice to see this team do well the rest of the season; and looking at the rest of the schedule, there is a good chance to see improvement. On Wednesday, Oct. 5, the Rangers hosted Marquette. Results next week. This coming weekend will be a test for the young Parkside team as they compete in the Panther Invitational, hosted by UW-Milwaukee. It is being held at Bavarian Field in Milwaukee beginning at 2 p.m. Saturday. Si J ••BBS Mike Nowak (left) in action •••••• Ranger Photo by Karen Trandel Kenosha Savings and Loan NECKING! 10S©S to UW-GB ' m your choice of TWO great accounts! by Mike Baumgardner Parkside's soccer team traveled to Green Bay on Sept. 28 to face UW-Green Bay, who were coming off a four-game winning streak. Parkside coach Hal Henderson was confident going into the game. The Rangers held the hot UWGreen Bay team scoreless in the first half, but Parkside could not score, either. The second half started out well, but soon the Phoenix exerted themselves, scoring four goals in the half for a 4-0 victory. " 5935 7th Ave —Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 | West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 5, October 6, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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