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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document tff University of Wisconsin - Parkside In the renter's interest State statutes protect This is the concluding part of the three part series on matters pertaining to rent and renters. The following information is taken from Chapter 704 of, the statutes of t he State of Wi sconsin, as published in the 1977 e dition. This section governs the rights of tenant and landlord in the absence of a signed agreement to the contrary. It also applies to any tenancy, such tenancy meaning renting leasing. As outlined by 704.05, until the expiration date specified in a lease, or the termination of a periodic tenancy (rent), and as long as the tenant is not in default; the tenant has exclusive possession of the premises, except in the following instances. The landlord may inspect the premises, make repairs, or show the premises to prospective tenants or purchasers. However, there must be advance notice given, and it must be at reasonable times. If the tenant is absent and the landlord reasonably believes that entry is necessary to protect or the premises, it may be entered without notice, and with such force as appears necessary. With respect to the removal of fixtures from a premises the statutes dictate the following. The tenant cannot make physical changes in the nature of the premises, including decorating, removing, altering, or adding to the structures of the premises without prior consent of the landlord. Nor may the tenant the premises for any unlawful prupose, or in any such manner as to interfere unreasonably with by another occupant of the same building (or group of buildings). When ending tenancy, a tenant may remove any fixtures which he installed if the premises are to the condition which they were in prior to installation of the fixture, if the tenant pays the landlord for the cost of such restoration. If the fixture was installed to replace a similar fixture which was already on premises at the time tenancy began, and the original fixture can't be restored, then the tenant may remove the fixtures he installed only if the originals are replaced by fixtures of comparable condition and value. This removal right still exists if a lease is extended or renewed and there is no clause in the lease with regard to removal of fixtures. This removal right applies to any fixtures added by the tenant, whether for convenience, trade, business, or agriculture. This right does not cover anyone other than the landlord and tenant. When tenant ends tenancy and leaves behind property of apparent value of le ss than $100, th e landlord may store the property with or without the consent of t he tenant. The property may be stored on or off the premises with a lien on the property for the actual cost of removal or storage. If the property is removed or stored by the landlord, then the landlord may still charge a reasonable value for storage. The landloard must notify the tenant, in person or by ordinary mail addressed to the tenant's last known address of hi s intent to sell or otherwise dispose of the property commencing 8 days after the mailing (or 5 days after personal notice). If the property is not repossessed by the specified dates, the landlord may dispose of it by private or public sale, or any other appropriate means. Any proceeds collected as result of disposal must be sent to the tenant by registered mail addressed to his last known address. However, the landlord may deduct from the proceeds any cost of sale and any storage charges if the property was stored before Continued On Page Seven INSIDE... • From the Parking Lot: Professoreze interpreted • Rangers win again! • Limerick contest: Countdown time Status of women UWP committee gets organized by G. Helgeson A Regent's Task Force committee on the status of women has been organized at UW-Parkside in accordance with all other UWSystem campuses. The broad purpose of the study to be conducted here is to provide the Parkside campus and the UWSystem as a whole with information on the current status of women at UW-Parkside, to increase awareness of women's issues and problems, and to find solutions to those problems. The stated goals of the UWSystem in designing the Task Force studies are: "To that the 1980's become a decade of genuine progress toward women's rights, and to be sure that in this the University of Wisconsin community is in the forefront of according fair and equal treatment to all its citizens." Carla Stoffle, Assistant Chancellor of Educational Services and chair of Parkside's Task Force committee, said, "Some of the things they're asking us to look into are employment affirmative action, including effectiveness to date, administrative support and involvement in removing barriers to affirmative action, and sexual harrassment in the work environment. "In the faculty employment area, we will be looking into problems in recruiting, hiring and retention of women, and the potential effects of enrollment decline in the 80's on hiring and retaining women." Stoffle .stressed that the latter is an important area, because most women hired here through affirmative action do not have tenure, and the traditional system of c utting back during enrollment declines means "Last hired, first let go," which meaqp the possible loss of affirmative action gains made during the 70's. Also, the committee has been instructed to study the involvement of women in faculty governance, and academic freedom in research and curriculum, including the availability of non-sexist education. Factors of the study which will most directly pertain to students include recruitment, admissions, financial aid, and student services. Some of the questions Stoffle feels the committee will ask about women as students at Parkside will be, "Do we provide women students with the right kinds of information and services? Do we try to broaden their horizons so that all women don't end up getting degrees in English, home nursing? The committee will also be studying the campus environment, including administrative support and involvement in student for women, and' sexual harrassment pertaining to students, faculty, and classified personnel. Stoffle said that presently at Parkside, sexual harrassment charges are handled by following "procedures" and reporting to "faculty committees." She also said that sexual harrassment is . " like any other form of mistreatment. They should come for the proper kind of res olution of their problem. It's not a lack of concern. There's a lot of th ings to do, and you deal with things as they come up." In addition, Stoffle said, "we Continued On Page Two Thursday, February 21, 1980 Vol. 8 No. 21 Bus shelter here at Parkside will no longer have to brave the elements while waiting for their bus. A new bus shelter can be seen in construction by the Comm Arts parking lot. committee gets organized statw. UW· System ci UWSystem ~oals UWSystem see 19al's be period action. be iroblems so's cutting mea11,5 education horiions or ec, or studymg in\' Olvement n life I : and eexual harra•ment "the resolution things i..,r er photo by B. Passino BUS RIDERS at Comm parking ls or. the ex Wisconsin, edition. the or 704.00, lease <i rent}, inStances. sh_ow er preserve e'ltered the prier laoolord. the use use or <i restored or the thf> a less the the be oc ordmary his days (or notice>. ~Y a di.sposal be st<red INSIDE .•. * From the Parking Lot: * Rangers again! * Limerick contest: Thursday, February 21,1980 Ranger m (cont. from Status of women »» Library Learning Center's public can look at anything involving women." The committee will submit both an oral presentation and a written report to the Regent's Board in Milwaukee on April 18th. Stoffle said, "Other people on the campus can go ahead and make their own presentation to the Regents or this Task Force. There is definitely the capability for people who want to make sure they're heard, whether they dissent or not." Stoffle said that the Task Force was first announced to Chancellor Guskin by the Board of Regents, who appointed him to the committee in December, but that it "took awhile to get a whole list of people who would be willing to serve. The Chancellor was out of town, I was out of town some, and on this campus, it's just been a matter of logistics." Then, according to Stoffle, the slate of names went to the University Committee for approval. Last week, the Task Force committee was finalized, and a meeting was scheduled for yesterday. Parkside is one of the few UW-System campuses that has not yet begun their status of women study. Members of the Task Force committee are: Stoffle; Elaine Bertelson, a classified staff member employed in the business office; Carol Cashen, director of Educational Program Support; Donnella Elsen, an adult student; Mary Lou France, a classified staff member employed in the institutional analysis and registration office who is president of WSEU, on-campus local 2180; Shirley Fraser, a To the Editor On equality To the Editor: A recent editorial and letter to the editor which both raised issues of equality have irritated me to response. Therefore, I will now attempt to defend discrimination in a world of differences where equality will not be found. I hope I will not be judged for my comments as quickly as I fear. First of all, equality implies identity, and I think the problem that arises most in issues of equality is that of identity crisis. By this I mean, that the natures of the entities at issue are being denied or confused. If the entities at issue are indeed equal then they are therefore necessarily identical. If the entities are different then the question of discrimination presents itself. Are the differences between the entities significant and relevant to our purposes? If they are then discrimination is dictated, otherwise, it must be guarded against. I will now illustrate my meaning with an example. Should women serve in the armed forces? First off, I will affirm the obvious: 1. Women are not equal to men; and for emphasis and also to avoid character assault: 2. Men are not equal to women. Now, are the differences between men and women significant and relevant to our purposes? Well that depends. It depends on what kind of army we want. It is not clear to me that it is necessary or in our best interests to have women serve in the armed forces. Perhaps another form of service would prove to be more adequate. Think about it. My point is that all men are not equal and that all discrimination is not prejudice. I am advocating a policy of effective discrimination, one where rationally justified discrimination is employed to fulfill a designated purpose, because I believe this is the best way to manage differences. Discrimination can be useful, and in closing I would like to add that .discrimination does not create or solve differences; it merely recognizes them. Thank You. Kevin L. Zuehlsdorf tenured associate professor of chemistry ; Eugene Goodman, an associate professor in life science who is a member of the facultyappointed affirmative action committee; Karen Grande, a specialist in business management who is coordinator of business student advising; Tracy Gruber, a student who is president of Women in Business and president pro tem of PSGA; Carol-Lee Saffioti, an assistant professor of English who is cochairman of t he ad hoc committee for women's studies; Judith Santopoalo, a communications student who is a member of P AB; Carole Vopat, a tenured assistant professor of E nglish who is on the University Committee; and Angela Howard-Zophy, an adjunct assistant professor in social science, teaching history. In addition, the Task Force committee will be assisted with meeting records by Sue Johnson, a classified worker. Also assisting the committee are Leon Applebaum, a professor of economics who is the chair of the Academic Staff committee, and Linda Piele, who is head of the going to be in a tight spot if We . come up with things that are services division. mPPtin£s reasonable and documented. He All of the Task Force meetmgs want tQ looR bad ^ are classified anavsn np Vinnteterreesst^edd iinn *y ear on the job." Also, Stoffle imeA that Parkside>s A letter of thanks Dear Friend, Thanks so much for your recent and timely gift to Oxfam's Cambodian relief efforts. Your dollars are becoming rice, medicine, wheat. We are packing supplies on barges in Singapore and sailing them across the South China Sea to Kompong Som or up the Mekong River to Phnom Penh. Because of your support, assistance is reaching those starving civilians, young and old, who are desperately struggling to hold onto life in Cambodia. As you know, much, much more remains to be done in this tragic country. And we are working aginst time. Anthony Lewis of the New York Times wrote the other day: "What we can do, and must, is help the Cambodians survive." Guy Stringer, an Oxfam man in Phnom Penh, estimates that if the world primises are kept, "A good proportion of the people will be just about alive by April, when the next harvest is due." Your contribution has gone toward buying the food to keep that promise to the Cambodian people. Again, our deep, deep thanks for what you've done. We must not let this gentle people die. Sincerely, Joseph Short Executive Director Oxfam America Qanger Crtlfnr Stevens Business Manager*. B' Ke^Meyer Feature Editor • Ke"Meyer News Editor Steve Dankert Photo Editor nllfralhrAith Ad Manager Tnm rlnlr Chairman of the Board Tom Cooper Staff Mark Anderson, Charles Clifton, Dave Cramer, Pete Cramer, Phil DeLuisa, Ginger Helgeson, Renee Jones, Mira Lochanski, Reed McMillan, Curt Moldenauer, Kevin Padula, Walt Remondini, Dan Scherrer, Denise Sobieski, Bill Stougaard, Michael Williams, Susan Michetti, Dave Vollmer, Rick Blaha, Joseph Ripp, John Grant, Doug Edenhauser, Paul Lukawski, Renee Needham. RANGER is wri t ten and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for i t s editorial policy and content . Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays , RANGER is printed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co. , Kenosha, Wisconsin. Wri t ten permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UW Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141. Letters to the Editor will be accepted if typewri t ten, doublespaced on standard size paper with one-inch margins. All letters must be signed and a telephone number included for verification. . Names will be withheld for valid reasons . Maximum length accepted is 500 words . Deadline for letters is Monday at 12 noon for publication on Thursday. The RANGER reserves all editorial privileges in refusing to print letters which contain false or . defamatory content . attended by anyone the status of women at Parkside. Once the meetings get under way Stoffle said, the committee will be looking for members of the Parkside community who will be willing to volunteer information in the form of testimony. Though the committee has yet to decide what form of testimony will be accepted, Stoffle said that confidentiality will be guaranteed especially in the case of persons who feel they have been sexually harassed or discriminated against. , _ Stoffle feels that the Task Force committee's findings will have an impact on women at all levels ol the Parkside community. She said, "Once we report on the status, the institution will be somewhat committed to looking into the problems and taking action, where possible, to resolve those problems." Stoffle feels that this is, in part, because of a high level of commitment both in the UW-System as a whole, and at Parkside. She said that because the new UWSystem president has already proclaimed his commitment to women's issues, "He's really Chancellor Guskin is "extremely committed. He was the only chancellor in the system appointed by the Regents to a Task Force." Stoffle summed up her own commitment to the issue with: "I hope that people will take it seriously, and I hope we'll get input from all phases of the university community. I'm committed to affirmative action and women's issues. I'd like to see things better for women on campus." • (See next week's Ranger for coverage of the Task Force on the Status of Women's First meeting.) Movies for the young Movies are for the young, confirms a survey by the Motion Picture Association of America. Nearly half of the 114 million people who went to a movie theater last year were 12 through 21 years of age, 27% were 21 through 29 through 49. and 17% were 30 Financial aid conference Advertising topic of discussion (Washington, D. C.) — "Reaching Students About Educational Opportunities" is the theme of the Third Student- Commissioner Conference on Financial Aid and Access to Postsecondary Education, which will be held Feb. 21-23 in Washington, D.C. Eighty-five postsecondary and 15 high school student leaders will evaluate a public service campaign advertising federal financial assistance programs as part of the conference. "We want to find out where the ads have been aired across the country and to determine the impact of the information on various constituencies from a diversity of communities," said Thomas Martinez, conference chair. "Participants and press observers will make a recommendation as to whether the Department of Education should continue the campaign next year." The ads were developed by the U.S. Office of Education and produced by Masai Enterprises Inc. of Los Angeles.. First distributed in fall, 1979, the ads went to television and radio stations as well as newspapers to reach 85 percent of the media audience. Student participants will meet with federal education officers and staff to discuss the effectiveness of federal financial aid and counseling services from their point of view as consumers. Conferees will present a final report to the Department of Education as well as to over 13,00 student projects, financial aid and counseling officers and newspapers on over 3,000 two and four year college and university campuses. The students will also attend workshops, hear a number of task force reports and review federal financial aid application procedures. "Currently the rate of errors in filling out financial aid forms is 34 percent, which translates into over a million and a half eligible students experiencing major delay or failure in receiving funds," said Daryl Messinger, executive director of COPUS, Coalition of Independent College and University Students. "We hope to cut this rate of errors through better and more widely accessable information. The conference is sponsored by the U.S. Commissioner of Education, and OE's Office of Educational Community Liaison and Bureaus of Student Financial Assistance, Higher and Continuing Education, and Elementary and Secondary Education. The National Association of Student Councils, Student Press Service and the Educational Opportunity Center of Washington, D.C. have assisted in the participation of high school students. Nine nationally-recognized educational organizations will cohost the conference. They are: the National Student Educational Fund (NSEF), Coalition of Independent College and University Students (COPUS), Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlan, National Organization of Black University and College Students, National Third World Student Coalition, United States Association of Evening Students, United Mexican-American Students, United States Student Association (USSA) and the National Women Students Coalition. <Ranger PHOTO CONTEST CHANGED NEW CATEGORIES 1) color 2) black & white PRIZ E S 1st Prize for each category will be a $15.00 gift certificate for Camera World of Racine and Kenosha 2nd Prize for each category will be $7.50 in cash. New deadline: March 21st RanaprTtsff^fn! Photographic contest sponsored by Ranger (except address ohone aL thrSe>; Pri"tS ShoUld at lea^5" * 7" in size- Your "ame; paper accomrwi'rf\?in.1 cate9°ry e"tered should be printed on a separate piece o n m aif yi. 9 your entry' The deadline for entries will be March 21st at 4 PPa^^eetenoshhaOU;d, °r to the Ra"9"' WLLC °13'' ^ 2 Thursday, February 21, 1980 Ranger Status of women (co;: f;~m going to be in a tight pol if we m up ith things that are a. nable and documented. He w n't want to look bad the first v ar on th job." Al o, toffle in ntioncd that arkside's own can look at anything involving wom n." The committee will submit both an oral presentation and a written r port to th Regent's Board in Milw uk on April 18th. toffl aid, "Other people n th campus can go ahead and make their own presentation to the Regents or this Ta k Force. There i definit ly the capability for people who want to make sure they're heard, whether they dissent or not." toffle said that the Ta k Force was first announced to Chancellor Guskin by th Board of Reg nts, who appointed him lo the committee in December, but that it ·•took awhile to get a whole list of people who would be willing to serve. The Chancellor wa out of town, I was out of town some, and • on this campus, it's just been a To the Editor: A recent editorial and letter to the editor which both raised issues of equality have irritated me to response. Therefore, I will now attempt to defend discrimination in a world of difference where equality will not be found. I hope I will not be judged for my comments as quickly as I fear. First of all, equality implies identity, and I think the problem that arises most in issues of equality is that of identity crisis. By this I mean, that the natures of the entities at issue are being denied or confused. If the entities at issue are indeed equal then they are therefore necessarily identical. If the entities are different then the question of discrimination pr nts itself. Are the difference between the entities significant and relevant to our purposes? If they are then di crimination i dictated, oth rwise, it must be guarded against. I will now illu trate my meaning with an example. Should women serve in the armed forces? First off, I will affirm the obvious: matter of logistics." Th n. according to Stoff! , the late of nam went to the niversity Committ for approval. Last w k, the Task Force committee wa finaliz d, and a meeting wa : heduled for ye terday. Parkside i on of the few W- y tern campuses that ha not yet begun th ir status of women study. Members of th Task Force ommittce are: toffl : lain Bertelson, a cla ified taff member employed in the bu iness office; Carol ashen, director of Educational Program Support; Donnella Elsen, an adult stud nt; Mary Lou France, a classified taff m mber mployed in the institutiona I analysis and registration office who is pr ident of W EU, on-campus local 2180; Shirley :F'ra er, a 1. Women are not equal t.o men; and for e.nphasis and also to avoid character assault: 2. Men are not equal to worn n. Now, are the difference between men and women significant and relevant to our purposes? Well that depends. It depends on what kind of army we want. It is rot clear to me that it is necessary or in our best interests to have women serve in the armed fore . Perhaps anoth r form of ervice would prove to be more adequate. Thlnk about it. My point is that all men are not equal and that all di rimination is not prejudice. I am advocating a policy of effective di crimination, one where rationall j tified di rimination is mployed to fulfill a d ignated purpos , bccau e I beli ve this is the best way to manage differ nee . Discrimination an ful, and in closing I would like to add that .discrimination does not create or solve differences; it merely recognizes them. Thank You. Kevin L. Zu bl ·dorr A letter of thanks Dear Friend, Thanks so much for your recent and timely gift to Oxfam's cambodian relief efforts. Your dollars are becoming rice, medicine, wheat. We are packing supplies on barges in Singapore and sailing them across the South China Sea to Kompong Som or up the MeKong River to Phnom Penh. Because of your support, assistance is reaching those starving civilians young and old, who are desperately struggling to hold onto life in Cambodia. s you know, much, much more remains to be done in thi tragic country. And we are working aginst time. Anthony Lewis of th • w ork Times wrote the other day: "What we can do, and must, is help the Cambodians survive." Guy Stringer, an Oxfam man in Phnom Penh, estimate that if the world primises are kept, "A good proportion ri the people will be justaboutalive by April. when the next harv t i due." Your contribution has gone toward buying the food lo keep that promise to the Cambodian people. Again, our d p, deep thank for what you've done. We must not let this genUe people die. incerely, Joseph bort Executive Director Oxfam America 'R!,ngar Editor ............ ........ ............................ ..Sue Stev•n• Buslne,s Mana,aer •••••••••••••••••••••• , ••••••••••••••• Brl.fln Fell and Feature di tor ••••• i ••••••••••••• • •••••••••••••••••••••• ken Meyer News Ed1tor •••••••••••••••••••••• 4 ••••••••••••••• • • • Steve Oank~rt Photo Editor • ., .... ••.••••• , • • • • • •, • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Br1•n Pi1S$tl'K) Ad M•n•g r, , •••• , •••••• , •••••• , ••••• • •••• , , ••••••••• Dan Gllbr•lth ctu111rrnan of the Board •••••••••• , .......................... Tom Cooper St•fl Mark Anderson, Chults Clifton, Dave Cramer, Pete Cramer, Phil O.Luln, Gingtr Helg 10n, Rene Jones, Mira L<><:hanskl, Reed McMIiian, Curt Ma1denauer, Kevin Padula, Wall Atmonclini, Dan Scherr r, O.n1n Sobl s~i. 1h11 StougHrd, Michael WIiiiams, Susan Mich tt,, Dave Vollmer, Rick Blaha. 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GA; arol-L Saffioh, an a I tant prof ·sor of Engli h who is_ cochairman of th ad hoc committee for women' studies, Judith Santopoalo, a communications student who is a member of PAB: Carole Vopal, a tenured assistant professor of English ~ho is on th niversity Committee; and Angela Howard-Zophy, ~n adju1_1Ct assistant professor m oc1al scien e, teaching history. In addition th Ta k Fore committee wih be a isted with meeting records by ue Jo~?"• a cla ified worker. Al o a s1strng the committee are Leon Applebaum, a profes~or of economics who is the chair of the Academic Staff committee, and Linda Piele, who is head of the hanc llor Guskin is "extremely committed. He wa th only ban llor in the system appointed by th R nt to a Task Fore :• toffle ·ummcd up h r own commitm nt to th i u with: "I hope that people will take it riou ly, nd I hop we'll get input from all pha of th univ r ·ity community. I'm committed to affirmative action and worn n' i u . I'd like to see thing bett r for worn n on campu ." < next week' Ranger for o erag of th Ta k Force on the ta tus of Women's First meeting. l Movies for the young Movie ar for th young, confirm a surv y b the lotion Picture A ociation of America. early half of the 114 million peopl ho went to a movie theat r la t year w re 12 through 21 y ar of age, 27% were 21 through 29 and 17% were 30 thr ugh 49. Financial aid conference Advertising topic of discussion (Wa hington, D. C.) "Reaching Students About Educational Opportunities" is the theme of the Third Studentommission r Conference on Financial Aid and Acces to P t ondary Education, which will be held Feb. 21-23 in Wa hington, D.C. Eighty-five po tsecondary and 15 high school stud nt leaders will evaluate a r ic a i n drti in fed ral finan ial as i tance programs as part of the conferenc . "W want to find out wh re the ad· hav be n air aero th untry and to d t mine th impact of th information on various constituencies from a diver ity of communiti ," said Thoma tartincz, conference chair. "Participant· and pre ob erver will make a recommendation as to whether the D partment of ducation should continue the campaign next year." The ads were developed by the U. . Office of Education and produc d by Ma ai Enterprises Inc. of Los Angele . First distributed in fall, 1979, the ads w nt to television and radio stations as well a new paper to Th conf rence i ponsored by reach 85 percent of the media th Commis ioner of audience. Education, and OE's Office of tud nt participants will meet Educational ommunity Liaison with federal education offic r and Bureau of tud nt Financial and staff to discus th ef- A si tanc , Higher and Confectiv n offederal financial aid tinuing Education, and and counseling services from Elem ntary and S condary th ir point of view a con umers. Education. Conferees will present a final The ational Association of report to the D partment of tud nt Council , tudent Press du ati n a well a too er 13,00 r i and the Educational tu nt proj t ·, finan ial aid and pportunity enter of coun eling officer and Washington, D. . have a isted in n w paper· on ov r 3, two and the participation of high school four year colleg and university tud nts. campu ·. Th tud n will al in na tionally-r cognized attend work hops, h ar a number educational organizations will coof ta k force report and review ho t the conf rence. Th y are: the federal financial aid application ational tudent Educational procedur Fund ( EF>, Coalition of ln- "Currently the rate of error in d pendent College and niversity filling out financial aid form i 34 tud nt < p ), Movimiento percent, which translates into E tudiantil Chicano de AzUan, over a million and a half eligible ational Orgaruzation of Black students experiencing major niver ity and College Students. delay or failur in receiving ational Th.ird orld tudent fund ," said Daryl le inger, Coalition, niled State executive director of C P , ocia tion of Evening tudents, Coalition of Independent College nited 1exican-American and niv r ity tud nt . " tud nts, United tat tudenl hope to cut this rate of rror oc ia tion < SA) and the through better and more widely ational women Students ace able information. oalilion. 'R!,ngar PHOTO CONTEST CHANGED NEW CATEGORIES . 1) color 2) black & white PRIZES 1st Prize for each category will be a s1s.00 gift certificate for Camera World of Racine and Kenosha 2nd Prize for each category will be S7 .SO in cash. New deadline: March 21st R:n~~~n~a~~~r en;er th is pho~ographic contest sponsored by Ranger (except dd 5 0 course). Prints should be at least 5" x 7" In size Your name, ~ap;~s:~t~ne, a~d the category entered should be printed on a sep~rate piece of Pm All e t l?any~ng your entry. The deadline for entries will be March 21st at 4 P0arkside, nK~~;s~a~u:, ~3~~~~ght or mailed to the Ranger, WLLC 0139, UWUWM hosts Young Dems Political issues of today, ineluding the possible reinstitution ol the draft, will be among the topics discussed during an "Issues Conference" sponsored by Wisconsin Young Democrats at the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee, February 23 - 24. The two day conference, which will be open to the public, will focus on a variety of national and state issues such as world peace, the nuclear arms race, state energy and pollution problems, crime and the criminal justice system, and presidential candidates. The purpose of the conference, according to Jane Stewart, coordinator of the event and chairperson of the Milwaukee Metropolitan Young Dems, is to arouse interest and participateion in today's government. "Through this conference we hope to serve as a springboard for our young adults to become very active in today's political world," said Ms. Stewart. Further information regarding the conference or housing may be obtained by contacting Ms. Jane Stewart at 549-9093. Financial Aid help-session The financial aid workshop organized by the Minority Student Union (MSU) attracted over 150 students. The sessions were held for three consecutive days in January. The workshop was aimed at helping students file the necessary financial aid forms in an effort to help them receive their funds on time. Quite a large number of majority students took advantage of the information provided and most students considered the workshop meaningful and quite helpful. Many students have been asking the MSU to organize another workshop before the March 15 financial aid deadline, and as a consequence, another financial aid workshop is being planned. It will be announced at a later date. If you have any questions, or need help in filling out the forms, plan to attend the next workshop. Patronize our advertisers UW-PARKSIDE Spring Break DAYTONA BEACH MARCH 7-16 RESERVATIONS BEING ACCEPTED NOW... PARKSIDE UNION m. 209 Coll: 553-2200 (NEWS BRIEFS) Ranger New summer session for nursing students Capsule College 1980 Announced More than ninety different courses — the largest ever offered — are included in Capsule College '80, the annual program held at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside each spring break since 1971. This year's Capsule College will include an evening session on Tuesday, March 11, and all-day sessions on Wednesday and Thursday, March 12 and 13. The registration deadline is March 1. Participants may register for the evening session as well as the day sessions. The program is sponsored by UW-Parkside and the University Extension. Complete timetables and course listings are available at the Union Information Center, or from the University Extension office in Tallent Hall at UWP. Those who have attended Capsule College during the last two years will be mailed copies. Capsule College has marked a lot of milestones in the ten years it has been held annually at Parkside, under the sponsorship of UWP and the University Extension. The first Capsule College in 1971 offered nine courses on one day and had about four hundred students. By last year, however, the program had grown to become the largest limited-term noncredit program in the University System, with about 1,400 pe rsons enrolled in more than eighty courses during the one evening and two sessions. More than 8,000 community residents have attended Capsule College in its first nine years, with more than 1,000 enrolling each year since 1975. Sponsors say they expect at least 1,000 again this year. A new program for first year nursing students will enable those who qualify to complete St. Luke's Hospital School of Nursing threeyear diploma course in two academic years and a summer session. The School is offering a modified summer course of first year nursing subjects for students who have already completed university or college courses of Anatomy and Physiology, Chemistry, English, Psychology, Nutrition and Sociology. Those students will complete two first level nursing courses during the seven week summer session at St. Luke's. Medical and Surgical Adult Nursing Care Units Member P arkside 2 00 Mention this a d! will be utilized for their clinical experience. Students who complete the summer course successfully will be admitted to the second level courses in August. Applications are now being accepted. Information can be obtained by phoning the Admissions Representative at 636- 2374 or by writing to St. Luke's Hospital School of Nursing, 1301 College Avenue, Racine, Wisconsin 53403. St. Luke's Hospital School of Nursing, established in 1906, is accredited by the Wisconsin State Board of Nursing and the National League for Nursing. 4433-22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phon* 654-0774 ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTH) GCT MCK TO MSIC9 JOIN A CO-OP DOOKY C.S.C.'s Book Co-op is operated by students and depends on people to drop off their used textbooks, paperbacks and albums, to sell to other students. Jn a sense we act as an exchange center for students and our system allows you to either make or save the maximum amount of money you can on your textbooks. Want to get rid of your old albums? C.S.C.'s Book Co-op is the best place. — You set your own price! On all of the Book Co-op's services, members are not charged, non-members pay 15% over member price. Help us out this year and you'll see the benefits of cooperation. CHECK THE BOOK CO-OP FOR HOURSOPEN r FOOD: The Food Co-op offers hundreds of items of food including: milk, bread, yogurt, fresh produce, natural cheeses, grains, nuts, dried fruit, vitamins, juices, frozen foods and many canned and packaged goods. Stop in and look around. We are proud of the pleasant atmosphere and we have convenient hours for all students, including night students. Parking is available right in front. Support this co-op. it is one of the most unique services at Parkside. HOURSOPEN Mon. 10_6 Tue.-Wed.-Thur. 10-8 Fri.-Sat .10-6 /V ; nTflLLEPIT HfiLL' 5|cJe Of Wood Roatf^ I h e Co-oper a t i v e S e r v i c e s Collective is a not-for-profit student organization at Parkside. A membership in C.S.C. allows member benefits in all C.S.C. projects including the Book and Food Coops. A monthly Newsletter is also sent to each C.S.C. member. Sign up this year. New Student Rat e $3.00 / yr. F A C U L T Y - ST A F F - A L U M N I $ 7 . 0 D / y r . UWM hosts Young Dems P~htical issu of today, including the possible rcinstitution of ~h ~raft, will be among the topic discussed during an "Tssu Conference" sponsored by Wisconsin Young Democrats at the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee, February 23 - 24. The two day conf rence, which will be open to the public, will focu on a variety of national and stat issu uch as world peace, the nuclear arms race, state energy and pollution problems, crime and the criminal justice system, and presid ntial candidates _ The purpose of the conference, according to Jane St wart, coordinator of the event and chairperson of the Milwaukee Metrolpolitan Young Dems, is to arouse intere t and parlicipateion in today's government. "Through this conference we hope to serve as a springboard for our young adults to become very active in today's political world," said M . Stewart. Further information regarding the conference or housing may be obtained by contacting M . Jane Stewart at 549-9093. Financial Aid help-session The financial aid workshop organized by the Minority tudent nion !MS l attracted over 150 students. The sessions were held for three consecutive days in January. The workshop was aimed at helping students file the necessary financial aid forms in an effort to help them receive their funds on time. Quite a large number of majority stud nt took advantag of the information provided and most students considered the workshop meaningful and quite helpful. Many students have been asking the MS to organize another workshop before the March 15 finaocial aid deadline, and as a consequence. another financial aid workshop is being planned. It will be announced at a later date. If you have any questions, or need help in filling out the forms, plan to attend the next workshop. Patronize our advertisers UW-PARKSIDE Spri11 Break DAYTONA BEACH MARCH7-16 RESERVATIONS BEING ACCEPTED NOW ... PARKSIDE UNION RM. m Coll: SSJ.2200 Ranger Thursday, February 21, 1980 3 ~ ~ New summer session NEWS BRIEFS for nursing students ... Capsule College 1980 Announced More than ninety different courses - the larg t ever offered are included in Capsule College '80, the annual program held at the University of Wisconsin Parkside each spring break since 1971. This year's Capsule College will include an evening session on Tuesday, March 11, and all-day sessions on Wednesday and Thursday, March 12 and 13 . The regi tration deadline is March l. Participants may register for the evening session as well as the day sessions. The program is sponsored by W-Parkside and the University Extension. Complete timetables and course listings are available at the Union Information Center. or from the University Extension office in Tallent Hall at UWP. Those who have attended Capsul College during the last two years will be mailed copies. Capsule College has marked a lot of milestones in the ten years it has been held annually al Parkside, under the sponsor hip of UWP and the University Extension. The first Capsule College in 1971 offered nine courses on one day and had about four hundred students. By last year, however, the program had grown to become the largest limited-term noncredit program in the niversity System, with about 1,400 persons enrolled in more than eighty courses during the one evening and two sessions. More than 8,000 community residents have attended Capsule College in its first nine years, with more than 1,000 enrolling each year since 1975. Sponsors say they expect at least 1,000 again thi year. A new program for first year nur ing students will enable those who qualify to complete t. Luke's Hospital hool of ur ing threeyear diploma course in two academic years and a summer ssion. The chool is off ring a modified summer course of first year nursing subject for students who have already completed university or college courses of Anatomy and Physiology, Chemistry, English, Psychology, . utrition and ociology. Those students will complete two first level nursing courses during the seven week summer session at t. Luke' . Medical and Surgical Adult ursing care Units MeAlber Parkside 200 Melltion tllis ad! will be utilized for th ir chnical experience. tudent who complete the ummer cour ·e succ fully will be admitted to the second level courses in August. Applications are now being accepted. Information can be obtained by phoning the Admissions Representative at 636- 2374 or by writing to St. Luke' Hospital School of ursing, 1301 ollege Avenue, Racine, Wisconsin 53403 . St. Luke's Hospital School of Nursing, tablished in 1906, i accredited by the Wisconsin State Board of, ur ing and the ·ational League for ursing . 4433-22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsir. Pho,-654-0774 All MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTS) GET BflC~ TG Bfl)IC) JOIN fl CO-OP C.S.C.'s Book Co op is operated by students and depends on people to drop off their used textbooks. paperback and albums. to ell to other tudent . Jn a sen e we act as an exchang c nt r for students and our sy tern allows you to either make or save the maximum amount of money you can on y ur t xtbook . Want to get rid of your old albums'? C.S.C's Book Co- op i the best place. - You et your own pric ! On all of the Book Co-op' ervices. m mber.., ar not charged. non members pay 15 ', over member price. Help us out this year and you ']I see the benefits of cooperation. CHECK THE BOOK CO-OP FOR HOU RS OPEN FOOD: The Food o op offers hundreds of item of food including: milk. bread. yogurt. fre h produc . natural che . grain . nuts. dried fruit. vitamin . juic . frozen foods and many canned and packag d goods. top in nd look around. We ar proud of the pl a ant tmo ph r, and w have convenient hour f r all tudent . including night tudent . Parking i avail able right in front. upport this co op. it i one of the most unique ervice at Parkside. HOURS OPEN Mon ................................ 10-6 Tue.-Wed.-Thur ................ 10-8 Fri.-Sat •......................... .10-6 Th' o oper live ervic New Student Coll, live is a not -for -profit stud nt up th•.., v,', r , t Parkside. A m m .C. <'lllmv . memb r "II ign Rate $3:oo lyr. FACULTY - STAFF ALUMNI $7. •• /vr. Countdown time! From the Parking Lot Professoreze interpreted Hurry! If you picked up your Ranger hot off the press, you have one week, one day, three hours, 27 minutes, and 13 seconds to enter your version of obscenity in verse in Ranger's ridiculous contest and win one of these sleazy prizes: $15.00 First Prize (1) $10.00 Second Prize (1) 1 Pitcher of Union Beer (3) Remember, entry deadline is February 29th, and winners will be announced in the March 20th issue of Ranger. Limericks must be original verses and will be judged on the following basis: wit, originality, crudeness, and neatness. One lucky winner will be awarded our special prize for "Most Gross" limerick. All limericks submitted will become sole property of Ranger. NAME Healthfully yours Debbyvt Edeith rIIsseennmhbeerrtgx inind-—gc iLa. lc, ohol's proof One of the areas regarding alcohol in which there is confusion is the meaning of the word "proof". This information is important to know for anyone who wants to make a responsible and informative decision about drinking. Proof is the standard measure of the alcohol content of spirits. In the United States and Canada this measure is exactly twice the percentage of alcohol that a given spirit contains. Thus, pure alcohol (possibly only under laboratory conditions) would be 200 proof whereas a spirit that is half alcohol is 100 proof. One hundred proof liquor is known as proof spirits because of a crude, serviceable technique by which some early distilleries kunows there ,are Probably some don't want you to know things like determined drinking strength °Jfcure ones left to be explored by that about me. They mixed the sample of the pfi llT . , ~1>m having prostate surgery spirit with gun powder and tried to professoreze: I give hard tests (or a mastectomy). Passageway to Pleasure' Monday | through Friday ' nWZITni=D f "Voice of Gateway" With your Radio Reader, Dick Estell, Made possible by: Featuring ri\(titka. fj\ e/mifci Novels, Autobiographies, « Historical Books and other works RACINE in their entirety. "A Gifted Singer, Songwriter & Pianist' NINA KAHLE IN CONCERT Fri., Feb. 22 - UNION 8 P. M. SQUARE *2.00 UW-P Students IDs Required *2.50 Guests Production Thursday, February 21,1980 Ranger 4 Thursday, February 21, 1980 Ranger Coun td ow n t i me! Hurry! If you picked up your Ranger hot off th press, you have one week, one day, lhree hours. ?:7 minutes, and 13 seconds to enter your version fobs nity in \'Cr e in Ranger's ridiculou contest and R,\ 'GER'S 1-'IHST .\:"., 'l ',\ 1 P TRICK' DA ' PARKI, 'G LOTLl:'.\1 RI K 0 , 'TE T OFFl I.\L E. 'TRY BL,\. K "in on of th sleazy prize : $15.00 f?irst Prize ( 1 l 1 o .00 econd Prize ( t ) Dear Hanger Staff Please enter the following limerick in your silly, decadent, socially c unter-produclivc contest. If I don't g t one of your cheap, r pul ive prizes, I will write more of th e ob cene ver 1 Pitch r of Union Beer C3) Remember, entry deadline i F bruary 29th. and winners will be announced in the March 20th issue of Ranger Limerick mu t be original erses and will be judg d on the following basis: wit. originality, crudenes . and neatness. ne lucky winner will be awarded our special prize for "Mo ·t Gros·" limerick. All limcri'cks submitted will become l property of Ranger . Hea lthfully yours so ther ! NAME Determining alcoh o l's proof by Edith I enberg One of the areas regarding alcohol in which there is confusion is the meaning of the word "proof". This information is important to know for anyone who wants to make a responsible and informative decision about drinking. Proof is the standard measure of the alcohol content of spirits. In the nited States and Canada this measure is exactly twice the percentage of alcohol that a given spirit contains. Thus, pure alcohol {possibly only under laboratory conditions) would be 200 pro f whereas a spirit that i half '' Passageway to Pl easure'' .!,. t,..! ~ Monday ~ through Friday 9:00 a.m. on \\\\\lLEili§) •:6'u~2~s®D "Voice of Gateway" With your Radio Reader, Mad possible by Dick Estell, Ma,itk.a_ iA.~ •• i:r4 17 J. fota., Featuring ''\ lV\t:1(.(U.l D001C6 Novels, Autobiographies, "'' Historical Books and other works in their entirety. RACINE alcohol is 100 proof. One hundred proof liquor is known as proof spirits because of a crude, serviceabl technique by which some early distilleries determined drinking strength. They mixed the ample of the spirit with gun powder and tried to light it. If the mixture would not ignite, the distillate was considered too weak. U an overly bright flare leapt up, the spirit was too potent. A steady blue flame denoted a distillate of prop r str ngth for drinking. pirits yielding such a flame were said to have been proved. When laboratory te hniqu s came to be applied, it turned out that uch proof pirit - w r 50 percent alcohol more or 1 . This figur was ac ordingly de ·i n d lOO proof in laboratory tandard by which pr of is recogniz d in the nited lat . Th awar nes, of proof i important to consumer not only because ci it obvious effect n int xicating qualiti of th drink, but also because of its eff t on liqu r pri ·. Liquor is taxed by the amount of ethyl alcohol in the beverage. Th higher the proof, the higher the tax. Some di tributor may cut back on the proof of th ir beverage but not cut back on the price. Also, know that American beers usual! contain from 6 to 12 percent alcohol by volume or 12 to 24 proof Io t wines contain l2 perc nt alcohol or 24 proof. Distilled beverages like whi key, vodka, rum, and tequila typically range from 40 perc nt (80 proof> to 50 percent 000 proof} alcohol. '~ Gifted Singer, Songwriter & Pianist" NIN A KA HLE IN CONCERT Fri., Feb. 22 - 8 P. M. '2.00 UW-P Students UNION SQUARE IDs Required '2.50 Guests From the Parking Lot Pro fessoreze int er preted b:> G. H lg son owher , nowher do so m ny people say o little in so m ~y 50· minute periods as they do m the cla room . In fact, stud nts and faculty alike -are so confused by "prof ssoreze," the lingo of th trade, that no on has been able to translate it yet. In the inter sts of encouraging mor productiv communication in th clas room, the following excerpt ar reprinted from a new and mo t exciting little book called Interpr tation of Profe · or z (Doub! day, 15.95l. Interpr tation is ma terfully written by one of th ~ orld' foremost authorities on the subject of the interpretation of sub-eulture dialects, Fred rick O. Pertoonist. The book , while in itself is thorough and most responsible, is by no means the final word on the subject. Though Pertoonist identifies a wide range of logical translations, heaven know there are probably some obscure ones left to be explored by others. Professoreze: "I give hard tests that measure the student's knowledge." Interpretations: - I give true-false and multiplechoice t ts, and no matter what or how long you study, you wiJI get about 55% correct and you will fail. - I give es ay tests, and no matter what you think you know, if you can't pell, punctuate, and vary your ntenc tructure, you will fail. - The questions on my test will pertain to what I y in cla . If you agr e with th illy textbook you'v been read.in in tead f me, you are wrong and you will fail. Profe soreze. "We will be reading 15 books this semester." Interpretation : ou will be reading 15 books this semester. I will be reviewin , because l already spent two year in grad school reading them. You will kim 15 book thi semester, and get to know enough about the plots of each to laugh at the jokes I mak about them in class. - You will read 15 books thi semester, and I will decide whether or not w will have class time to di cu s and t on th m. Prof essoreze: "Clas participation counts a lot." Interpretations: - Clas participation counts a lot, especially if you ask m questions that embarras me becau I can't answer them. - Cla s participation only counts if you talk on days when I am not prepared to lecture Class participation won't affect your grade, but it will affect your standing with m . Professoreze: "Every · heduled class meeting means mandatory attendance." Interpretations - - If you skip even once, you'd better hav a good excuse, and me in advan e to hedul a lied t t r t ·t, or you will fail thi cla s. - I never take attendance becau I nsid r that the kind of busy-work that only grade chool teacher hould be con rned with, so Ir ly on your own nse of guilt to get you to class m tings. om tim I take attendanc if I f I like it om tim r don't. You h v to gu what day I take attendan e . Th admini tration y I hav to tell you that. l don't really care if you're h re or not. Prof · oreze: "Cla will be cancelled next me ting-time becau e I have to attend a conv ntion in fadison ( r ew York, or hicago)." Interpretations: - I'm not going to tell you, but it's really a family reunion. - It's really a convention, but it's a swinger convention and I don't want you to know things like that about me. - I'm having prostate surgery (or a mastectomy). - The convention i only meeting for one day, but it will take m three more days to recover from the hangover. Professoreze: "Late work will not be accepted." Interpr tations: - Late work will not be accepted unless you have a good ob tory. Late work will be accepted if o rl/3ofth cla··can'tm tthe riginal deadline, - Late work will b accepted if it include r arch findings I n ed for a project I'm working on. Prof es ·oreze: "I enjoy m · students." Interpretations: - I enjoy having people around me who aren 'las mart as me and who know it. - I enjoy laughing at the dumb thing my tudent y all th time I enjoy going home every Friday night because I won't have to any tudent until londay morning. Professoreze: "I think Parkside is a good University." Interpr tation · - I think Parkside could be a better school, but I don't dare say so, becau I probably couldn't get another job if I lo t thi one. - J think Parkside is a good univ rsity, but my department is something el e. I think Parkside i · a crummy school, but I hav tenure. Prof oreze: " tudents aren't a inter ted in celling as they used to be." Int rpr tations: - Stud nts aren't as intere ted in my area of r earch as th Y used to be. - tud nts aren't as interested in m morizing dates and obscure fact as th y used to be. - tudent aren't as intere ted in buttering up to me ince I lowered my standards . ACA DE MY OF BATON & DANC E 1 l ci'adquortcrs ror "<iyrn Kin" Bod y S uits, '1y1nn(isti<: ~uib, Ti~hb B,illcl Shoe. - Tilp Shoes t\11 D,mdn A S Production ...__....,__....,._....._...... ....... .,...__.. ...... ..._..___.____...._...._.__--.,......._......._.,._ ...... ...._ ........ .--..__........-_ {.§~q~ -~g,:,d _/wenue, Kenosha 658-249~.:? .......... ············· ······· .::•.•:-.::-::::::::·.:::.:.: ..... : ..... :: .-:-:-.. •:.-::::• .:::.: .... ··: .. -•:• -:• ······· :.-.. -. Th© Rose wilts but AAidler blooms gets onsta„ Mi(j, , . ** ** by Ken Meyer V ' • W • • Vi • ^I l/IWIIId Bette Midler makes an auspicious film debut in /'The Rose," a cliche-ridden story loosely based on Janis Joplin about a successful rock and roller's deterioration through drugs and alcohol. The story begins with Midler, known as The Rose everywhere she goes, at the top of her career wanting to be relieved of the onthe- road pressures of concerts, recording sessions and interviews. She wants to take a year vacation, but her manager, played by Alan Bates, has $3 million worth of engagements set up so The Rose turns to drugs and alcohol for relief. What the story comes down to is evident in one scene in which Midler looks out of her airplane's window seeing only clouds and breaks down crying "I never know where I am." At that point Bates tells Midler's newly-acquired boyfriend, played by Frederic Forrest, "Welcome to rock and roll." Midler is superior as the famed singer who has to find companionship in a battle because her rocky life makes it impossible to have permanent relationships. Midler's acting is first rate but her concert sequences are even better. Midler herself doesn't consider her voice to be that hot, and that may be true, but when she is onstage, she takes charge of the screen because of her capabilities as an entertainer. The Rose's character is rather despicable, but Midler makes her likeable because we see t hat she wants to get out of the rock rat race but finds it impossible to do so. We root for her when she rebels. She is told by her manager not to say a certain vulgarity while performing, but Midler says the word immediately when she onstage. Midler's characterization of The Rose is always pleasantly but vulgarly funny .Another aspect of the rock world that The Rose" explores is that of sex. The film's exploration of bisexuality is ineptly executed in only a few scenes when an exgirlfriend of The Rose returns The few scenes are ridiculously written and embarrassingly acted by Sandra McCabe. Their lesbian relationship is brought up out of the blue and is just as quickly forgotten, probably in expectation of the prudish reaction of some people. At the showing I saw, one revolted lady exclaimed "Oh my God!" when she was aware of what was happening onscreen. The Rose's relationship with Army deserter-turned-chauffer Frederic Forrest is one big cliche, but Forrest does a good job of portraying Midler's latest everpresent companion. The script does not do well in bringing out Midler's rough life with any originality. The film begins with The Rose at the pinnacle of her career, but at the bottom of her personal downhill slide. We never saw The Rose before her fame, but we can see she wants to go back to the simpler life when she re turns to her hometown for what turns out to be her last concert. Because the script offers nothing original to the drugged rock star genre, the script relies heavily on Midler's songs to k eep the film going. That works fine for the most part, but the film's middle goes much too long without Midler punching life into the film with her singing. So, except for this stretch in the middle, "The Rose" is successful only because of Midler's exceptional talents The energy and vitality she brings to the screen makes one not care that we've seen the story before. Celebrity speakers UW-P craves for Its location near the world film capital has always helped the U. of California-Los Angeles attract more than its share of celebrity speakers. But student ingenuity has also helped the UCLA Speakers Program attract such people as Groucho Marx, Charlie Chaplin, Steve Martin and Bob Hope, without also attracting theirlarge appearance fees. The student chairman of the program says he tries to contact celebrities directly (by phone, letter or telegram), instead of going through speaker agencies or business manager, and appeals to "their sense of fun." Hope was lured to campus with the promise of thousands of eager fans and was pre sented with a humorous "honorary" diploma, a student ID card and a campus parking permit (all impressively framed) once he arrived. Johnny Carson, Chevy Chase and Steve Martin each came to UCLA to receive the Jack Benny Memorial Award of Excellece, established by the students with the approval of administration and Benny's widow. To draw filmmakers, the Speakers Program created the "Charlie Chaplin Award of Excellence. Other colleges may not have Hollywood nearby, but they can make use of their local resources, says program director David Neuman. These can include area politicians, authors or celebrities. "Use every 'in' you might have," he advises and once you've gotten a special guest, make him feel confortable by keeping groups small and avoid massive receptions. Try to discover personal preferences in advance (George Carlin likes chicken sandwiches and Michelob, Newman found out) and cater to them. FRIDAY, FEB. 22 AT 8 P. M. Showing in the « UNION CINEMA >o MAGIC ATerrifying Love Story BETTE MIDLER in performance as The Rose, a hard - rock superstar. Surveyed freshmen continue trend A conservative, materialistic trend continues among entering freshmen, says UCLA Professor Alexander W. Astin, director of an annual nationwide survey. This year's survey was based on responses from 289,000 f reshmen nationwide in fall, 1979. "Middle of the road was the way 58% of all freshmen described their political leanings; 22% were liberal and 17% conservative. Seventy-seven percent of the entering freshmen said an important reason they are going to college is to get a better job. "Being very well off financially" was cited as very important to Less than half the freshmen, a percentage that hasn't changed much in recent years, expected to be satisfied with college. About 40% expected to make at least a B average, 39% will get a job to help pay for their college costs, 15% wanted to join a fraternity or sorority, 4.1 % expected to participate in a demonstration and 3.1% aspired to elected student office. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRARIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. (in 1976 the percentage was 53%). In 1969, 59% of the entering freshmen taking the same survey agreed that college grades should be abolished. By 1974 the figure dropped to 29% an d in the latest survey it was 16%. Support for student evaluations of faculty has remained steady, however, at about 71%. Colleges should have the right ot ban a speaker, said 26% of the freshmen and 40% felt the administration should be able to regulate the student press. Seventeen percent said should have the right to regulate students' off-campus behavior. Eighty-two percent of the freshmen said they attended a religious service in the past year, 80% drank beer, 32% jo gged and 17% participated in a demonstration. Only 9.7% said they smoked cigarettes during the past year. Red's Roller Rink 7220 67th Street ADULTS ONLY SKATING SESSION SUNDAY EVENINGS 7:30-10:30 PM Must be 18 or older Admission $2.00 Skate Rental .75 3408 DOUGLAS SECRETS RACINE Coming March 1 YIPES! Recording Artists on Millennium Records also SASS SUNDAY FEB. 24 AT 7:30 P. M. Parkside ID'S Required Admission $1.50 §MQOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOQOQQQQQQflmMM SECRETS Hwy. 38 WED, & THIJRS. Relax with Drink Specials 60' BEER FRIDAY &SAT1IRHAV We Bring You Live ROCK & ROLL THIS WEEK Fri. - WHITE LIE Sat. -SNO PECK FOOSBALL — POOL TABLE — PINBALL — SECRETS is Rock & Roll Ranger Thursday, February 21, 1980 5 "The Rose" wilts but Midler blooms by ~en l yer gets onstage. Midler's charac- Bette M1dler makes an terization of The Rose is alway auspicious £il!'1 de~ut in "The pleasantly but vulgarly funny. s Rose," a chche-ridd~n sto~y Another aspect of the rock world 1oosely based on Jams Jopbn that "The Rose" explores is that about a succ~ssfu! rock and of sex. The film's exploration of roller' deterioration through bisexuality is ineptly exocuted in drugs and alcohol. cnly a few scenes when an ex- The story begins with Midler, girlfriend of The Rose returns. known as The Rose everywhere ~ few scenes are ridiculously she goes, at the top of her career wntten and embarrassingly acted wanting to be relieved of the on- by Sandra McCabe. Their lesbian the-road iressures of concerts, relationship is brought up out of recording sessions and in- the blue and is just as quickly terviews. She wants to take a year forgotten, probably in expectation vacation, but her manager, of the prudish reaction of some played by Alan Bates, has $3 people. At the showing I saw, one million worth of engagements set revolted lady exclaimed "Oh my up so The Rose turns to drugs and God!" when she was aware of alcohol for relief. what was happening onscreen. What the story comes down to is evident in one scene in which Midler looks out of her airplane's window seeing only clouds and breaks down crying "I never know where I am." Al that point Bates tells Midler's newly-acquired boyfriend, played by Frederic Forrest, "Welcome to rock and roll." Midler is superior as the famed singer who has to find companionship in a battle because her rocky life makes it impossible to have permanent relationships. Midler's acting is first rate but her concert sequences are even better. Midler herself doesn't consider her voice to be that hot, and that may be true, but when she is onstage, she takes charge of the screen because of her capabilities as an entertainer. The Rose's character is rather despicable, but Midler makes her likeable because we see that she wants to get out of the rock rat race but finds it impossible to do so. We root for her when she rebels. She is told by her manager not to say a certain vulgarity w · per( rmin , y the ord immediatel hen sh The Rose's relationship with Army deserter-turned-chauffer Frederic Forrest is one big cliche, but Forrest does a good job of portraying Midler's latest everpresent companion. The script does not do well in bringing out Midler's rough life with any originality. The film begins with The Rose at the pinnacle of her career, but at the bottom of her personal downhill slide. We never saw The Rose before her fame, but we can see she wants to go back to the simpler life when she returns to her hometown for what turns out to be her last concert. Because the script offers nothing original to the drugged rock star genre, the script relies heavily on Midler's songs to keep the film going. That works fine for the most part, but the film's middle goes much too long without Midler punching life into the film with her singing. So , except for this stretch in the middle, "The Rose" is successful only because of Midler's exceptional talents The energy and vitality sh brings to the creen Celebrity speakers · UW-P craves for Its location near the world film capital has always helped the U. rl California-Los Angeles attract more than its share of celebrity peakers. But student ingenuity has also helped the UCLA peakers Program attract such people as Groucho Marx, Charlie Chaplin, Steve Martin and Bob Hope, without also attracting their large appearance fees. The student chairman of the program says he tries to contact celebrities directly ( by phone, I tter or telegram), instead of going through speaker agencies or business manager, and appeals to "their sense of fun." Hope was lured to campus with the promise of thousams of eager fans and was presented with a humorous "honorary" diploma, a student TD card and a campus parking permit (all impressively framed) once he arrived. Johnny Carson, Chevy Chase FR• AY, FEB. 22 ATS P. M. Showing in the and Steve Martin each came to UCLA to receive the Jack Benny Memorial Award of Excelloce, established by the students with the approval of administration and Benny 's widow. To draw filmmakers, the Speakers Program created the Charlie Chaplin Award cl. Excellence. Other colleges may not have Hollywood nearby , but they can make use of their local resources, say program director David Neuman. These can include area politicians , authors or celebrities. "Use every 'in' you might have,'' he advises and once you've gotten a special guest, make him feel conlortable by keeping groups small and avoid massive receptions. Try to discover personal preferences in advance (George Carlin likes chicken andwiches and Michelob, Newman found out) and cater to them. MAGIC A Terrifying Love Story BETTE MIDLER in performance as The Rose, a hard - rock superstar. Surveyed freshmen FIRST continue trend National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK A conservative, materialistic trend continues among entering freshmen, says UCLA Professor Alexander W. Astin, director of an annual nationwide survey . This year's urvey was based on response from 289,000 f hmen . . i ' • "Middle of the road wa the way 58% of all fr hmen d cribed their political leanings; 22% were liberal a nd 17% conservative. Seventy-seven percent of the enteri~ freshmen said an important reason they are going to colleg is to get a better job. " Being very well off financially" was cited a very important to 63% (in 1976 the percentage was 53% ). In 1969, 59% of the entering freshmen taking the same survey agreed that colfege grad hould be aboli. hed. By l!n4 the figure dropped to 29% and in th la test survey it was 16% . upport for student evaluation of faculty has remained teady, however, at about 71%. College should have the right ot ban a speaker, said 26% of the freshmen and 40% felt the administration should be able to regulate the student pres . Seventeen percent said should have the right to regulate students' off-campus behavior Eighty-two percent of the freshmen said they attended a religious rvice in th past year, 80% drank beer, 32% jogged and 17% participated in a demonstration. Only 9.7% said they smoked cigarettes during the past year. s•DAY, FEB. 24 AT 7:30 P. M. Parkside ID's Required Admission Sl.50 Less than hall the freshmen, a percentage that hasn't changed much in recent years, expected to be satisfied with college. About 40% expected to make at least a B average, 39% will get a Job to help pay for their college , w nt to jo n a fraternity or sorority, 4.1 % expected to participate in a demonstration and 3.1% aspired to elected student office. 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRARIE SOMERS Phone 658-233 I MEMIE~ F.0.1.C. Red's Roller Rink 7220 67t h Street ADULTS ONLY SKA TING SESSION t'11'<>J;Af-1,-,o.u,J•,~~"'1 SUNDAY EVEN GS 7:30-10:30 PM Admission $2.00 Skate Rental .75 Mu t ht- 18 or olilf'r SECRETS 3408 DOUGLAS RA I E SECRETS • Coming March I YIPES! t N 60c BEER Hw ·. 38 THISWEEK Fri. - WHITE LIE at.- 0 PECK y NI N Cl EMA ~ -:· .. , • ~OOllO.JU)OOOOOOOOO]O.Jllll)OOOOOOOOOO~O]Ollll.WOOOOOOO!I..OOillllll.Oj FOO BALL- POOL T BLE -PINBALLECRETS i Ro k & RoH 6 Thursday, February 21,1980 Ranger MCAT preparation here at last! College students anxious to do their best on the New Medical College Admission Test now have access for the first time to a proven guide for self-managed study. A Complete Preparation for the New MCAT is a 420 page study guide and workbook, .first developed as part of the Harvard University Summer Health Careers Program. The workbook is made available by Health Professions Educational Service, Inc. of Rockville, Maryland, a notfor- profit organization with special interest in aiding students „in educational and career planning for the health professions. This new MCAT preparation manual contains complete review materials in the fields of human biology, general and organic chemistry, and physics. Special sections are included on development of quantitative and reading skills. Copies of A Complete Preparation for the New MCAT can be obtained by sending a check or money order for $14.00 per copy (includes shipping and handling charges) to: Health Professional Educational Service, Inc., 19011 Goya Drive, Rockville, MD 20854. All Cards & Posters Vi Price Offer Good Until March 7, 1980 ItAlflBOW uptown kanosb* basketball season finale february 21 FERRIS at 7:30 uwp phy ed free 20 oz. beer or soda and the DIXIELAND BAND Classifieds policy 1 . A l l c l a s s i f i e d s mus t b e i n i t i a l e d b y a s t a f f membe r . 2 . A l l c l a s s i f i e d s must i n c lu d e s o c i a l secu r i t y numbe r and adver t i ser ' s s i gnat u r e . 3 . L imit 1 f r e e c l a s s i f i e d per person . personal DAGWOOD. You never cashed in your Hershey kisses! I'm waiting. K.S. MURDER simply relieves tension. Love, Cotton. IT'S A LONG, long way to Grauman's honey, and you'll n ot get there from here. The only hero you ever had. DISTEMPER VACCINATIONS — Inquire 2nd floor library Wednesday a fternoons. BELATED VALENTINES DAY KISSES — Inquire (guys only) 2nd floor Library anytime. DICTATOR: one ruling absolutely and often oppressively. STEVE K., We still think that turtleneck is hiding something. GWT AND WILL the real Mickey Mouse please stand up and reveal your ears. Annette & Minnie TOM L. Keep your hands to yourself! Wild Wild Women PARKSIDE MEN challenge Parkside women to wear dresses. Women Watchers. AUTOCRAT: one ruling with unlimited authority. SUPPORT STUDENT INVOLVEMENT. Vote Gary Neu for Vice-President, P.S.G.A. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS NEW DEADLINE: Friday, 10:30 am! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any re g i s t e r e d UW-P s t udent o r s t u de n t orga n i za t i o n i s quali f i e d t o in s e rt a cl a s s i f i e d l i n e ad i n th e Range r at no cos t i f unde r or equi v a l e n t t o 1 0 wor d s . ( Phone number s equal 1 wor d . ) CLASSIFICATION . NAME. S S NO. . HANGER U EEC D130 RON, you have climbed the Hills, yonder are the mountains! JACKIE W. — Hope you had a happy Valentine's Day. Good Bowling. Lazy JANET you sexy S Kelly's friend from English class. The Big O LAR'S BRANDX DRUGS — Hitting new Highs — No order too big! LAR'S BRANDX DRUGS — best selection — lowest p rices. Ph. 652-5026. MOM: What sits in a red puddle? A baby playing with a razor blade. DAMMIT JANET get aggressive with Kelly's Werble. O.M. TO: O.M. (oochie moochie) Hi Swabee. From: S.S. 8. Onchkena RAINBOW, Partners in crime are looking for your Pot of Gold. MEESTER SPUD! Oohh Mama! Puddy! Sameantha! Sannon! Shuffles! Ketch-a- KefchI R.T. RED LIGHT SPECIAL, Ranger office by Partners in c rime. RANGER - exp ect football up the ass every time you attempt a pass. Marketeers. RANGERS IN DANGER if the y play football as well as they write. Marketing Club RANGER, we hear that Barnum & Bail ey are looking for a new act. We recommend you. Marketing Club lOP'S —May the HP 2000 tape you all up; 800 BPI style. Sir Lancelot THE KNIGHTS will create darkness upon the I.O.P.'s. Sir Gallahad KATHY - Ho w about some B.A.C.'s. signed, King of t he Roundtable. lOP'S — Come out of t he closet - signed Gay Movement J. GACEY — May Anita Bryant suck off your oranges. Moldy TO THE IDIOTS of Parkside (I.O.P.) May the HP 2000 throw discs at you. The Roundtable. DO IT in Org. Lab — Backside attack. U.U.C.S. HOMEMADE E plus OH Distilled by U.U.C.S. — By liter only. ID'S Required. SMOKERS BEWARE: K Region is out to get you. U.U.C.S. PHOTOELECTROCYCLIC RXf^S change Lumo's to Homo's. U.U.C.S. INEXPLICABLE, Obnoxious, Programmers — May the great HP in the sky expire your files, INDEFINITELY SPHINX — Say Doctor! Doctor who? Doctor Stedman! LITTLE GIRL — I will top all other job offers! BILL — Jolene is waiting patiently by the telephone. DON'T LET THE DRAFT go through. Fight for personal freedom. ANY MUSIC you guys play ought to be banned. EVERY HOUSE should have its own flashing neon light. DONNA — Kohls slashes prices on Grafts soda — VW I, HOWARD HUGHES, name as my executor SHOOT A HOLA in the Ayatollah, Moln. 117 Courtesy Chain Gang JIM OTT watches Valerie Voss on Saturday Nights weather. ATTILA THE HUN is a Chain Gang Member. IOPS. SALLY SELLS sea shells by the seashore. Ten times fast. TINY BUBBLES in the wine makes me feel happy. I OPS. GOD DON'T MAKE little green apples. Chain Gang. THROW AXE. What do want to do with the oil? TELETYPES ARE NO TOYS. Rubout, Rubout, Rubout. Beep. Tab. Escape. IOPS. WORMS ARE THIN, then thin then thin again. Anne Elk DOES TOILET PAPER roll over the top of not? IOPS. BURIAL FOR HP 2000 Racine Sanitation Landfill Site Wednesday 8 p.m. lOP's SOME OF US would rather. The Chain Gang. HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, Uncle Bill he re! Let's React. IOPS. LAURA H. It's very coincidental. We're suspicious. The Chain Gang LIFE IS LIKE paper toweling. When it rains you pour. PHIL TOLKANS talking teletype no longer stutters. The Chain Gang. IF YOU THINK Animals suck. Rangers are worse. lOP's HAND OVER all the Lupins you've got. Dennis Moore LIFE IS but a dream Shaboom, Shaboom. Splat. Chain Gang SUPPORT THE ROUND TABLE. Teach them PL/1. lOP's GAMES IMPROVED: XE-GAMES. T884 Chain Gang LIFE IS merely a dream which lags r eality. Chain Gang WE WILL SELL no wine before its time. Orson Welles IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! Foster Brookes I PH ELTA THI — Are you sure? Chain Gang WHAT TYPE OF INFINITY do you mean? Keith THA RAINJER Mispelz werds. Git iff w ryte nextt tyme. THE ANIMALS SUCK. Both second floor and the band. lOP's. THE ONLY CULTURE at Parkside is Moldy. I LIKE the tangy taste of Mr. Pibb. T.H. Bookman. AND NOW for something completely dif ferent . . . HEL-B401, LFQ AOOO, We have got you number. Shaboom. Shaboom. Chain Gang HERE COMES Keith Van Patten through the T101. NUDIE CUTIE for computer art contest. Moln. 118. Chain Gang ANIMALS: Monopoly, Friday, 2:00. Be there! Chain Gang JIM OTT PREDICTS 3 inches of chad in Molinaro. lOPs BUY A CAR — get a check. Lee A. lacocca WATCH 'Hello Larry' Get a check. Fred Silverman CHELLE — Thanks for the signatures, hope you show up again. NUDE WOMAN FREE with insurance policies. Chain Gang Insurance Co. WOMEN TO FULFILL position offered under "for sale" Chain Gang. GIVE THE UNITED WAY — Get Ranger a Spelling Dictionary IOPS BRANDON CRUZ look alike contest, Friday 3 p.m. Moln 117. HEY lOP's— I'm Ph-Ph-Phil T-T-Tolken's TT- Talking T-T-Teletype. LEMON CURRY? I D IDN'T EXPECT the Spanish Inquisition! NOBODY EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition MOLDY found cure for Annita B.'s wrath Call 386-2436. Wizzard ANIMALS — Go away or I sh all taunt you for a second time. THANKS for the Valentine not Animalmen - Animal girls wanted CAR POOL from Union Grove. Approx. 8 to 4:30. 878-1323. PIONEERS to climb the twin peaks of Mount Kilamanjaro. PEOPLE to sign ads. Inquire Chain Gang room. Moln 117 WE ARE LOOKING f or a few good for the Roundtable. K.A. for sale WOMEN. Chain Gang. miscellaneous RACINE NORTHSIDE 1 bedroom apart ment, carpeted, appliances, utilities fur nished. $245 mo. plus escrow. Call 654-6573 after 5. A UW-PARKSIOE Foreign Students club i being organized. Interested students call Rafael at 554 1621 o r Esrold at 553-2219. BIRTHDAY WISHES to cheerleader Veronica Britton on her 18 years of existence "Roomie" 6 Thursday, February 21, 1980 Ranger MCA T preparation here at last! College students anxiou to do their best on the ew Medical College Admission Test now have acce s for the first time lo a proven guide for self-managed study. A omplete Pr paration for th New MCAT is a 420 page study ~uide and workbook, fir l developed as part of the Harvard niver ity Summer Heallh areers Prograrn. The workbook is made available by Health Professions Educational Service, lnc. of Rockville, Maryland, a notfor- profit organization with special interest in aiding students _in educational and career planning for the health professions. This new MCAT preparation manual contain complete revi w materials in the fields of human biology, general and organic chemistry, and physics. Special ections are included on development of quantitative and reading kill . Copies of A Complete Preparation for th 'ew M A.T can be obtained by sending a check or money order for $14.00 per copy (i ncludes shipping and handling charges) to: Health Professional Educational Service, Inc., 19011 Goya Drive, Rockville, MD 20854 . All Cards & Posters Price Offer Good Until March 7, 1980 RAINBOW · Classifieds fN)Uey 1. All classifieds must be initialed by a staff member. :2 . All classifieds must include social security number and advertiser's signature. 3. Lim It 1 free classified per person. personal DAGWOOD You never cashed in your STEVE K., We s1111 1hlnk that turtleneck fs Ht'<5hey ki•wst I'm wolfing. K.S. hiding somethlno. GWT MURDER simply rt,liev~ tension . L.ove, ANO WILL the real Mickey MoU5e please Collon. stand up and reveal ycur nr . Ann II• & Mlmle IT'S A LONG, lono way to Graumen's honey, and you'll not get there from hert The only TOM L. Keep your handl to yourself I WIid h~o you ever had. Wild Women DISTEMPER VACCINATIONS - Inquire PARKSIDE MEN challenge P11rk$lde women 2nd floor library Wednesday afternoons. to wear dre1-. Women Watc:hen BELATED VALENTINES DAY KISSES - AUTOCRAT: one ruling with unlimJted lnqu,re (guys only) 2nd floor Library authOrity nytlme SUPPORT STUDENT INVOLVEMl!:NT. DICTATOR : one ruling ab101utely eno often Vote Gary eu fo,- Vice Presidfflt, P.S.G.A. opprn vely ----------------------~----~~ FREE classified ads to STUDENTS NEW DEADLINE: Friday, I 0:30 am! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered UW-P student or student organi:tation is qualified to insert a classified l ine ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. ( Phone numbers equal 1 word.) CLASSIFICATION _________ _ NAME _____________ _ SS NO. _____________ _ H\'.'\Glm \\I.I.(' Dl!l9 I I basketball seasOn finale february 21 FERRIS at 7:30 uwp phy ed free 20 oz. beer or soda and the DIXIELAND BAND RON, you have cllm~ the HIiis, yondff are DONNA K0/111 slashts prices on Grafts AOOO, W have 001 you number. Shllboom. !he mountains! soda - VW Sheboom. Chain Gang JACKIE w. - Hope you had II hllPPY V11lentlne•s Day. Good Bowling LIIZY JANET you sexy s .... Kitt ly'S tr lend from EngllSh ctaM. The Big 0 \.AR'S BRANDX DRUGS - Hitllng new H ighs - No order 100 big I I, HOWARD HUGH S, name I my executor SHOOT A HOI.A In the Ayatollah, Moln. 117 Courtesy Chain Gang JIM OTT walches Vate,-le Voss on Satur~y Nlghll weo1her. I.AR'S IIRANOX DRUGS t,ttt HIKl!on - ATTILA THE HUN Is II Chain Geng Ml!mber. lowMI prlcn. Ph. 652 S026. IOPS. MOM: What sits In II red puddle? A baby SALL y SELLS sea ~hl!tlS by the ,eashOre. playing with a razor bl ade. Ten times fasl. DAMMIT JANET9et aggressive wltt, !/;Olly's TINY BUBBLES In the wine makes me INI Werble. O.M. happy. !OPS. TO : 0.M (ooct,le mooctlle) HI Swebee. From . s.s & Onchkena RAINBOW, Partn rs In crime ar• fDOklng for your Pol ot Gold. MEESTER SPUD! Oot>h Mama! Puddy! Sameen1ha I Sannon! Shuffles I Ketch-II• Kelch! RT REO LIGHT SPECIAL, Ranver office by Partners In crime. RANGER expec1 toorbatt up the oss every time you Bltempt a pess . Marketeers. RANGERS IN DANGER If they plBy football as well as they wrlle. Marketing Club RANGER, we hear that Barnum & Balley are looking 101' a new act. We recommend you. Markltting Club IOP'S May the HP 2000 tape you all up; 800 BPI slyl e. S,r Lam:elol THE KNIGHTS wlll cr!Nlle darkness upon the 1.0.P ••. Sir Gallah<1d KATHY How aboul some 8.A.C.'s. signed, King 01 the Rouncllable. IOP'S Come out of 1h11 closet signed Gay Movement J. GACEY May Anita Bryant suck off your o,-angn Moldy TO TH IDIOTS of Parkllde (1.0.P.) May the HP 2000 throw disc. at you. The Roundtable. DO IT in Org. Lab - Backl!cle ,ttack u u c.s. HOMEMADE E plu• OH Ol"llled by U U.C.S By Iller only. ID'a Required. SMOKERS BEWARE: K Region ,soul1oger you UV C.S. PHOTOELECTROCYCLIC RXN,S change Lumo·s to Homo's U.U C.S. INEXPLICABLE, Obooxlous, Programmers May IM great HP in the sky expire your tiles. I N DEFIN ITELY SPHINX Say Doctor! Doctor whO? Doctor Stedman I LITTLE GIRL I WIii lop all 01htr fob of fe<sl BILI. Jolene 1, walling patiently by the telephone DON'T LET THE DRAFT go hr009h. Figh1 foe- per>OMI freedom. ANY MUSIC you guys play ought to be ban~ EVERY HOl,JSE •hOuld have i t s own IIHhinc;r neon l1Qht GOO DON'T MAKE little green apples. Chain Gang. THROW AXE Whal do want to do with the oll? TELETYPES ARE NO TOYS. Rubout, Rubout, Rubout. Beep. Tab. Escape. IOPS. WORMS ARE THIN, thl!n thin then thin ll!;Jain. Ann o Elk DOES TOILET PAPER roll over lhl! lop 0~ not? IOPS BURIAL FOR HP 2000 Racine Sllnilatlon Landfill SIie Wednesday a p.m. IOP's SOME OF US would ra1her. Th& Chain Gang. HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, Uncle BIii hEll'e! Let's Reacl. IOPS. LAURA H. It's V<'<Y colncl<M!ntlll. we·re suspicious. The Chain Gar\Q LIFE IS LIKE paper towel Ing . When 11 rains you pour PHIL TOLKANS talking teletype no longer Stutter& The Chain Gang. IF YOU THINK Animals suck. Rangers are worse IOP's HAND OVER all '"" Lupins you've go1. Dennis Moore 1.IFE IS but e dream ShabOom, Shaboom. Splat. Chain Gang SUPPORT THE ROUND TABLE. Teach them PL/1 IOP 's GAMES IMPROVED: XE Gl>.MES. T8M Chain Gang LIFE IS merely a dream Whleh lags rNtlty Chain Gang · WE WILL SELL oo wine before Its lime. Orson Welle, IT'S TIME! IT'S TIMEI Foster Brookes I PHELTATHI Art you sure? Chain G ng WHAT TYPE OF INFINITY do YOU mean? Keith THA RAINJER M, pelz Wl!!'d$ , Gil ill wryte nutt ryme THE ANIMALS SUCI(. Both KOnd floor and the band. IOP's. TH ONLYCULTUREelParksldelsMoldy. I LI K th tangy taste Of Mr P lbb T .H 800kman ANO NOW for ~melhtng compleltly d,f fE!'Enl HEL B4111, LFQ HERE COMES Keith van Patten through the T101 NUOt E CUTI E for computer art conies!. Moln. 118. Chain Gang ANIMALS: Monopol y, Friday, 2:00. 8e lhef"el Chain G ng JIM OTT PREDICTS 3 inches Of chlld in Molinaro. IOPs IIUY A CAR gel O Check LN A. ,.coco, WATCH ' H•llo Larry' Get a ChKk. Fred Sll~rmen CH ELLE - Thank, fo,- the signatures, hope you how up again. NUDE WOMAN FREE wilh insurance policies. Chain Gang Insurance Co. WOMEN TO FULFILL posllion offered under "for ~ale" Chain Gang. GIVE THE UNITED WAY Gtl Ranger II Spelllng Dictronary !OPS BRANDON CRUZlook11like cont,:st, Friday 3 p.m. Moln 117. HEY IOP's - I'm Ph Ph -Phil TT To lken's T, T Talking T-T-Telelype. LEMON CURRY? I DIDN'T EXPECT the Sl)tlnlsll Inquisition! NOBODY EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition. MOLDY found cure for Annita B.'s wrath. Call 386 2436. Wlzzard ANIMALS - Go away or I shall taunt you tor 11 second time. THANKS tor the Valenti~ not Animalmen - Animal girls wanted CAR POOL from Union Grove. Approx. 8 lo "~- 878 13'23. PIONEERS to climb the twin peeks of Mount Kllam11nlaro. PEOPLE to sign eds. Inquire Cha,n G.!11\Q room. Moln 117 WE ARE LOOKING for • few good for the Roundlable. K.A. for sale WOMEN . Chain GanQ. miscellaneous RACINE NORTHSIOE 1 bedroom apart ment. c rpettd, appllanc utilities fur nt,hed. S24$ mo. plus crow Call 65'16573 alter s. A UW -PARKSID Foreign Students c lub is bl'ing organized Interested students call Rafa I at 5~ 1,21 or Esro!d 111 553 2219 BIRTHDAY WISHES to cheerleader V~on,ce Brillon on h r 18 years of ex,.tence "Roomie" Ranger Thursday, February 21,1980 photo by Rick Blaha ESROLD NURSE stops to look over black art on display in honor of Black History week. I AASU e vents start successfully Thp Minnrifv The Minority SfsthuiHdepnntt TUTnniionnn Qq fnrrlo xr mrAnin* _ (MSU) held its second event of t he semester on February 8, when it sponsored "College Night". The event, which was planned as a community event, attracted about 140 pe ople; who gathered at the "400 Club" in Racine to celebrate the event. Last Friday MSU kicked off Black History Week with the "Second Annual Black History Week Dance." Over 125 people turned out to socialize with the members of the student group. Saturday evening, many students and community people participated in "Recreational Center Night". An estimated seventy-five people joined in the fun which included everything from bowling to ping pong. Tournament trophies were awarded to the winners of the first three places in the events as follows: (In order of f inish) Backgammon' - Renee Jones, James Moore, and Bernadetta Brown. Chess - Tony Clark, Ernest Jones, and Michael McCoy. Bowling - Bill Gohde, Bob Bauer, and Larry Herdon. Ping Pong - Khai Luc, Jeff Mico, and Julio Roble. Billiards - Scott Allen, Scott Hancock, and Glen Schultz. The MSU Sunday afternoon event, a gathering of community choirs, provided inspirational music by Larry Bird and the Heavenly Voices. To all who participated in and helped support their activities, the MSU says "thanks". In the renter's interest(cont pg. i j sale. If the proceeds from the property are returned by mail to the landlord, and are not claimed by the tenant within 6 months after the date the premises was vacated, the landlord may keep the proceeds. If the property value is over $100 it may be disposed on in accordance with Chapter 409.504 of the Wisconsin State Statutes. This includes any property which may be owned by a third party, and which was left when the tenant vacated the premises. The procedures are not exclusive and the landlord may resort to any other available judicial procedures. The duties of the landlord and the tenant concerning the general Bible study offers much to talk about I n t e r - V a r s i t y C h r i s t i a n Fellowship is sponsoring a Bible Study designed primarily for faculty, staff, and non-traditional students. June Pomatto, a local artist/teacher and a long time student of t he scriptures will lead the Bible Study using the book, How to Be a Christian Without Being Religious, (edited by Fritz Ridenour) as a study guide for Romans. The Bible Study will be on Wednesdays from 10:00-11:00 AM in Molinaro 236. If you have any questions call June Pomatto at 552-8650 or Barbarba Larson at 553-2122. Ranger needs ad reps state of repairs of the premises are covered by 704.07. The landlord must keep in a reasonable state of repairs portions of the premises over which he maintains control. This includes any equipment necessary to furnish any services expressed or implied as being furnished to the tenant. He must also make all structural repairs, and repair or replace any plumbing, electrical wiring, machinery, etc. furnished with the premises, and which is no longer in reasonable working order. This includes things damaged by another tenant of t he same building or group of buildings. Any repairs made necessary due to damage by improper use of the premises by the tenant must be made by the tenant. The tenant must also restore the appearance by redecorating. The landlord himself may undertake repairs, and the tenant will then have to reimbusre him a reasonable cost for repairs. Note: the cost is deemed reasonable unless proved otherwise by the tenant. The tenant is also under duty to keep plumbing, electrical wiring, equipment, etc. furnished with the premises in reasonable working order, so long as the cost of r epair is minor in relation to the rent. Accept in the case of negiligence by improper use by the tenant, if the premises is untenantable due to fire, water, other casualty, or because of conditions which are hazardous to health, the tenant may vacate the premises unless the landlord proceeds to promptly to repair, rebuild, or eliminate the hazard. The tenant may also vacate if the nature and period of such repair, rebuilding, etc. would cause an undue hardship on him. If the tenant remains in the premises while the repair, rebuilding, etc. is going on, then an adjustment to the rent must be made for the extent to which normal and full use of premises is not possible. So too, if t he tenant vacates the premises because of t he hardship outlined in the preceeding paragraphs, the tenant is not liable for rent after the time the premises are untenantable. The landlord must repay any rent paid in advance apportioned to the time after which the premises became untenantable. The preceeding information about tenancy is not all inclusive. For any situations arising that are seemingly not covered by the above, consult Chapter 704 of the Statutes of the State of Wisconsin. Coming Events Thursday, Feb. 21 PANEL DISCUSSION "The Role of the Black American Past and Present" with Lloyd Jackson, Prof. Glenn Doston and Crawford Brady at 11:30 am in Union 207. The program is free and open to the public. Sponsored by MSU. DANCE at 9:15 pm in Union Square with your favorite Dixieland band. Admission is free with your basketball ticket or $2.00. Sponsored by Student Life. FILM The Morris E. Massey film will be shown in the Union Cinema at 9:30 am & 2 pm. Sponsored by the Placement Office. INTERVIEWS a representative from Northwestern Mutual — Corporate will be on campus today in WLLC D115D. Friday, Feb. 22 MOVIE "Magic" will be shown at 8:00 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. Admission is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1,50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. CONCERT at 8:00 pm in Union Square featuring Nina Kahle. Admission at the door Jl£™f°raParkslde st^ent and $2.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. INTERVIEWS Representatives from Osco Drug, Dynapar Corp., and International Paper will be on campus. Contact Placement Office for room numbers. Sunday, Feb. 24 CONCERT "New Music at Parkside" at 3:30 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre with Harry Sturm and August Wegner directing. The program is free and open to the public. MOVIE "Magic" will be repeated at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Monday, Feb. 25 ROUND TABLE at 12:00 noon in Union 106. Prof. Harold Coppock will talk on Anxiety in War and Peace: A Study of 18 Industrialized Nations". The program is free and open to the public. INTERVIEWS Representatives from J. C. Penney and Burroughs will be on campus. Contact Placement office for room §'s. Tuesday, Feb. 26 INTERVIEWS Nestle' and McDonald Corp. representatives will be ca campus today. Contact Placement office for room #'s. Wednesday, Feb. 27 o^KrH0P "Matb Anxiety" starts at 7:00 pm tonight in Tallent Hall 121. CaU ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. INTERVIEWS U. S. Air Force, Sears Roebuck, and McDonald Corp. represen- RPfiwisf Zr f i°m^o rPUSttoday- C0n,tact the Placement office for room numbers. BKUWN BAG LUNCH Lecture covering topic centered on the Christian as God's servant. Everyone invited. At noon in Union 207. Sponsored by I.V.C.F. Thursday'Feb*28 RECITAL by students at 2:00 pm in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. A Social Security representative will be on campus in room WLLC Abortion rate climbs A total of 17,764 medicallyinduced abortions performed in Wisconsin during 1978 were reported to the Division of Health, Wisconsin Department of Health and Social Services. A total of 16,133 medicallyinduced abortions were reported in Wisconsin for 1977. According to Margaret Hollerman of the Division's Bureau of Health Statistics, during 1978 there were 260 medically-induced abortions for every 1,000 live births in Wisconsin. In 1977, th ere were 235 for every 1,000 live births. "While the number of medically-induced abortions reported in Wisconsin has continued to increase, the percentage rate of i ncrease from one year to the next has declined steadily since 1976," she said. TAKE YOUR CAMERA-READY RESUME TO THE COPY CENTER 50 copies on our finest quality paper with matching envelopes (wh i l e y o u wai t ) $6.35 5036-6th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 654-1500 ( o n t h e h a r b o r ) photo by Rfclt Blaha ES ROLD NURSE stops to look over black art on display In honor of Black History week. MSU events start successfully The Minority Student Union Saturday evening, many (MSU> held its second event of the students and community people semester on February 8, when it participated in "Recreational sponsored "College Night". The Center Night". An estimated event which was planned as a seventy-five people joined in the com~unity event, attracted about fun which included everything 140 people; who gathered at the from bowling to ping pong. "400 Club" in Racine to celebrate Tournament trophies were the event. awarded to the winners of the first Last Friday MSU kicked off three places in the events as Black History Week with the follows: (In order of finish) "Second Annual Black History Backgammon - Renee Jones, Week Daree." Over 125 people James Moore, and Bernadetta turned out to socialize with the Brown. members of the student group. Chess - Tony Clark, Ernest Jones, and Michael McCoy. Bowling • Bill Gohde, Bob Bauer, and Larry Herdon. Ping Pong- Khai Luc, Jeff Mico, and Julio Roble. Billiards - Scott Allen, Scott Hancock, and Glen Schultz. The MSU Sunday afternoon event, a gatheri~ ri. community choirs, provided inspirational music by Larry Bird and the Heavenly Voices. To all who participated in and helped support their activities, the MSU says "thanks". In the renter's interest <cont. from pg. 1) sale. If the proceeds from the state ri. repairs of the premises property are returned by mail to are covered by 704.07. the landlord, and are not claimed The landlord must keep in a by the tenant within 6 months reasonable state of repairs porafter the date the premises was tions of the premises over which vacated, the landlord may keep he maintains control. This inthe proceeds. eludes any equipment necessary If the properly value is over $100 to furnish any services expressed it may be disposed on in ac- or implied as being furnished to cordance with Chapter 409.504 of the tenant. He must also make all the Wisconsin State Statutes. This structural repairs, and repair or includes any property which may replace any plumbing, electrical be owned by a third party, and wiring, machinery, etc. furnished which was left when the tenant with the premises, and which is no vacated the premises. The longer in reasonable working procedures are not exclusive and order. This includes things the landlord may resort to any damaged by another tenant of the other available judicial same building or group or procedures. buildings. The duties of the landlord and Any repairs made necessary the tenant concerning the general due to damage by improper use of Bible study offers much to talk about Inter-Var ity Christian Fellowship is sponsoring a Bible Study designed primarily for faculty, staff, and non-traditional students. June Pomatto, a local artist/teacher and a long time student of the scriptur will lead the Bible Study using the book, How to Be a Chri tian Without Being Religious, (edited by Fritz Ridenour) as a study guide for Romans. the premises by the tenant must be made by the tenant. The tenant must also restore the appearance by redecorating. The landlord himself may undertake repair , and lhe tenant will then have to reimbusre him a reasonable cost for repair . ' ote: the cost I deemed rea onable unless proved otherwise b · the tenant. The tenant is also under duty to keep plumbing, electrical wiring, equipment, etc. furnished with the premises in reasonable working order, so long as the cost of repair is minor in relation to the rent. Accept in the case ri. negiligence by improper use by the tenant, if the premises is untenantable due to fire, water, other casualty, or because ri. conditions which are hazardous to health, the tenant may vacate the premises unless the landlord proceeds to promptly to repair, rebuild, or eliminate the hazard. The tenant may also vacate if the nature and period of such repair, rebuilding, etc. would cause an undue hardship on him. If the tenant remains in the premises while the repair, rebuilding, etc. is going on, then an adjustment to the rent must be made for the extent to which normal and full use of premises is not possible So too, if the tenant vacates the premises because of the hardship outlined in the preceeding paragraphs, the tenant is not liable for rent after the time the premises are untenantable. The landlord must repay any rent paid in advance apportioned to the time after which the premises became untenantable. The prcceeding information about tenancy is not all inclusive. For any situations arising that are seemingly not covered by the above, con ·ult Chapt 704 or the Statutes of the State of Wisconstn. The Bible Study will be on We<ine days Crom 10:00 -11:00 AM in Molinaro 236. If you have any questions call June Pomatto at 552-8650 or Barbarba Larson at 553-2122. Ranger needs ad reps On lap al Union Square G. HEILEMAN BREWING CO .. I NC. LA CROSSE, WISCONSIN Ranger Thursday, February 21, 1980 7 Coming Events Tbunda7, Feb. !I PANEL DISCU IO "The Role of the Black American Pall alld Pr tent" with Uoyd Jacuoa, Prof. Glen.a Dotton •lid Crawford Brady at ll :30 ,m In Union 207. The program I.I tree and open to the public. Spooaored by MSU. DANCE at 11:15 pm in Uuloa Square with your favorite DWeland band. Admlulm la free with your ba1t.elball ticket or $2.00. SJ)Oll • ored by Student Lile. FILM 'The Merri• E. 111ey fllm will be 1hown In the Union Cinema at 11:30 am & 2 pm. Spoasored by the Placement Office. INTERVIEWS a representative from Northwe• tem Mutual-Corporate will be on campus today ID WLLC D115D. Frld,7, Feb. ll MOVIE "Malle" will be shown at 8:00 pm in the Union Cinema 'IbealN. Ad· minion l1 '1,.50 for a Parulde student and $1.50 for• IU t. Sponaored by PAB. CONCE1lT ats:00 pm In Union Square featurlng Nina Kahle. Admlulon at the door la $2.00 for a Parkalde ltudent and $2.50 for a 11uest. Spoa10red by PAB. INTERVIEW Repre entaUvea from Osco Dr~. Dyuapar Corp., and Internatiooal Paper will be on campus. Contact Placement Office for room numbers. Sunda7, Feb. Z4 CONCERT "New Music at Parulde" at 3:30 pm ID the Communtcatfon Arta Theatre with Harry Sturm aDd August Wegner dlrectlllg. 'Ibe program II free and open to the public. MOVIE "Magic" will be repeated at 7:30pm ID the Union Cinema. Monday, Feb. Z5 ROUND TABLE at 12:00 11000 ID Unlon 106. Pl'Of. Harold Coppock will talk OD "Anxiety In War and Peace: A Study of 1B lDdullrlallud N1tim1". 'Ibe program 11 free and open to the public. INTERVIEWS RepreaeotaUves from J. C. Penney aDd Burroughs will be oo campllll. Contact Placement office for room l's. Taescl.17, Feb.ff INTERVfflWS Nestle' and McDonald Corp. repretentatfves will be oo campus today. Contact Placement office for room #1'1. Wed.Deida,, Feb. !i WORKSHOP "Math Anxiety" starts at 7:00 pm tonillht in Tallent Hall 121. Call ext. 2312 for more detall1. Sponsored by UW-Extension. INTERVIEWS U. S. Air Force, Sears Roebuck, and McDonald Corp. repreaentatives wlllbeoo campus today. contact the Placement office for room number•. BROWN BAG LUNCH Lecture covering topic centered on the Christian u God'• servant. Everyone Invited. At noon in Ulllon 207. Spoo10red by I.V.C.F. Tbunday, Feb. !8 RECITAL by students at 2:00 pm lo the Union Cinema. 'Ibe program ls free and open to the public. INTERVIEWS A Social Security representative will be on campUs ID room WLLC D l15F. Abortion rate climbs A total of 17,764 medicallyinduced abortions performed in Wisconsin during 1978 were reported to the Divi ion of Health, Wisconsin Department of Health and Social Services. A total of 16,133 medicallyinduced abortions were reported in Wisconsin for 1977. According to Margaret Hollerman of the Division's Bureau of Health Statistics, during 1978 there were 260 medically-induced abortions for every 1,000 live births in Wisconsin. In 1m, there were 235 for every 1,000 live births. "While the number of medically-induced abortions reported in Wisconsin has continued to increase, the percentage rate of increase from one year to the next has declined steadily since 1976," she said. U W-Rv-tcsld, Vn.naH" Arts pmn,ts Mollere~ TAKE YOUR CAMERA-READY RESUME TO THE COPY CENTER 50 copies on our finest quality paper with matching envelopes (while you wait) $6.35 5036-Sth Avenue Kenosha, WtSCOnSin 654-1500 {on the harbor) 1lie ~Dr'" Spftr of ttlmself Thursday, February 21,1980 photo by D. Edenhauser RANGERS SHUT OUT CARTHAGE 49-0 in final home meet of the season. Working Out Lewis paces Ranger wins by Dave Cramer The men's basketball team assured themselves of the number one seeding for the upcoming Wisconsin Independent College Association (WICA) playoff that will be held later this month with victories over WICA opponents Milton and Lakeland. Milton visited the Rangers last Tuesday and quickly found things to their disliking. Parkside jumped out to an early lead of ten points and maintained it throughout the entire game without really being threatened. The Rangers went through the motions on their way to an 82-70 win. The game was their third in one week and it appeared as if the schedule had began to take it's toll on the players and coach Steve Stephens acknowledged it, "We were a little flat. It was a solid game but not spectacular by any means. The intensity was not there in the second half. We relaxed too much." Once again the consistent play of freshman Curtis Green was present. "Curtis is playing really well, very steady" praised Stephens. Milton felt Green's presence as Curtis once again led the team in rebounding with 12, while he added 19 points. Forward Reggie Anderson led the scoring parade with 22 while guard Howard Avery added 14. The win upped the Ranger overall record to 15-7 and ran their unbeaten homecourt streak to 19. Winning on the road is always nice, but when you gain the number one seeding for the playoffs it makes it even more sweeter. Such was the case when the Rangers took the trip up north to Sheboygan and tangled, literally, with Lakeland College. The Rangers won 67-49 but had to scratch and bite for every point. The first half was as physical as a football game and was dominated by tough defense. Fortunately for the Rangers, they have the talent and ability to adjust to that style of play. Still, after the first half was over, the Rangers held but a five point lead at 29-24. In the second half the Rangers came out and outscored the Muskies 18-7 in the first eight minutes and then increased their lead up to 20 points at one time. The second half play was even more physical then the first and that was when senior forward All - American Lonnie Lewis took control. Lewis dominated the inside play and finished with game highs of 21 points and 18 rebounds. Reggie Anderson chipped in with 14 points and Curtis Green had 10. The Ranger record is now 16-7. They have also won six straight and 11 of t heir last 12. They seem to be peaking at the right time as playoff season draws near. Women suffer two more loses by Peter "Ace" Cramer Parkside women are having a tough basketball season and their last two games have been no exceptions. The first loss came against UW-Milwaukee at home 64-48 and the second defeat was suffered at the hands of Northern Michigan University in a game played at Oshkosh, 77-62. Against UW-M, Parkside was four down at halftime 25-21. Going into the second half they couldn't get on target and were outscored 39-27. Lead scorer for Parkside was Anita Green with 15 points, while leading rebounder was Debbie Lopez with eight boards. In the second game, Northern Michigan held a five point halftime lead of 36-31 by shoo ting 48% from the floor compared to the Ranger's 33%. Second half action belonged to the red hot Northern Michigan team who bombed away from the outside to outscore the Rangers 41-31 and glided to victory. Anita Green once again led all Ranger scorers with 21 points with Laurie Pope adding 13. Coach Goggin commented on this seasons play, "the women play a good game, but there always seems to be a five minute period in which the game gets away from us." She also remarked "this is a building year. We have a new head coach, one senior, three sophomores, two juniors and seven freshmen. With the improved play of th e team and some recruiting hopefuls, we could have a bright future ahead of us." Improve the chest by Donald Scherrer Perhaps the most obvious and most admirable muscle of a man's and woman's body is the chest. For the man it is considered the seat of power; for the woman, a symbol of beauty and vitality. Since the chest encompasses the rib cage, lungs, and heart, and because it is centered over that vital organ, it pumps very quickly. The pump is a physical high; it is caused by the rapid flow of blood into the muscle being worked, thus inflating the muscle temporarily beyond its usual size. Whenever the chest is exercised, the shoulders also come into play, assisted by the larger upper arm muscles, the triceps (the deltoids), on the underside, extending from the lats (latissimus dorsi) of the upper back, at the armpits, to the elbows. The number one chest exercise is the BENCH PRESS. Lying on a bench or narrow coffee table, with a barbell at arm's length overhead, lower the bar until it is about to touch the area between the nipples and the neck, then press it up again. For variation, lower the bar towards the nipples, or to the base of the neck for a much greater stretch. And if the angle of the bench is lowered so that the knees are higher than the chest, the effect shifts from the middle of t he chest, the pectoralis major, to the lower. If the angle of the bench is raised upwards to a maximum of 45 degrees, then the upper chest, the pectoralis minor, is worked. The bench press can also be done with dumbells or objects of similar size or weight, raising the dumbells either one at a time or by pressing both together, starting with the dumbells at shoulder width but bringing them closer as they are raised over the chest. FLYES. Lying on a bench (again, the angle may vary), with a dumbell in each hand, and keeping the arms bent approximately 45 degrees at the elbows, lower and raise the dumbells in an arc, in the fashion of a bear-hug. And do not let the dumbells hit each other at the top, keep the movement steady, and concentrate on the "feel" in the chest. Large books such as encyclopedias would permit this exercise also to be done at home. Flyes develop the outer and inner chest, done in the bear-hug manner. And in place of t he bench press, one could do a moderate number of push-ups, varying the hand spacing or by elevating the feet on a chair. PARALLEL BAR DIPS. With the body positioned between two horizontal beams, the hands and arms supporting the weight and the legs bent at the knees, sink down as far as possible and push up again. Keep the arms back and lean forward as you begin to dip, keeping the chin tucked into the chest. The key power and size building chest exercise is the bench press, whereas flyes, dips and others shape and outline the chest, the pecs. An exercise to build the rib cage, that expands it and promotes larger lungs, giving deeper and more powerful breathing, is the PULLOVER. Lying crosswise on a bench or padded table, with the hips lower than the rest of the body, and a light barbell or dumbell held straight above the chest, lower it well over the head and down until it nearly touches the floor, inhaling as the weight pulls the rib cage up and back. Exhale as the weight is brought back above the chest. Each set of pullovers should be preceded by a set of squats (deep knee bends) or any exercise that induces heavy breathing, so that the rib cage is stretched to a great degree. Pullovers increase the chest cavity so that one has more probable potential in increasing the size of the chest muscles. Women should perhaps do more decline work than men, since the greater portion of their breast development is in the lower chest region. Flyes are a good stretching and shaping movement for women, as well as a way to firm up the bust. Women should do two to four sets of six to fifteen reps of regular or decline bench presses; with a combination of angled flyes, again, two to four sets, six to fifteen reps, with a minute or two of res t between sets. Pullovers are highly recommended. Dips are definitely out. Men should concentrate on bench presses and pullovers for size, three to six sets each, and (flyes and dips and the like, for shaping, to as many sets and reps as they have the energy to do. But remember, too many secondary exercises may prevent or slow the effects of the primary cmes. Burman qualifies Freshman Wendy Burman ran a 10:40.8 Two Mile race Saturday to qualify for the AIAW National Indoor Track Championships in the 5000 meter event. She beat the qualifying time by a whole five seconds. Her mark was made in the Illini Invitational last Saturday in Champaign. In addition, she placed fifth in that event while teammate Barb Osborne ran a personal best of 11:45 to place 21st. The 19 team meet saw American record holder Stephanie Hightower of Ohio State win her specialty, the 60 h urdles, as well as the 60 a nd 220. While team scores were not immediately available, OSU and Drake University were battling for the title. Dona Driscoll ran the 600 y ard dash in 1:32.74 to win her heat and place 17th overall. Lisa Swanson placed 19th in the Shot Put. Next Sunday the team travels to the Wisconsin AAU, where Wendy and Barb will run the three mile, a race more suited to their talents. -COOCOCCOCOBOGCOOOOOSO NEED A JOB? •fCOCCOOCCOC f K Wisc onsin Job Service is now set up in Tallent Hall, Room 8 102't0 Provide student employment opportunities both on- 0 campus and off - campus for currently enrolled UWb Porkside students. Please see Mr. Mike Plate, Job Service 8 Repressive between 8:30 a. m. and 12:00 noon, 0 Monday through Friday, or phone 553-2656 JOSCO! SOSOO! RANGER WILL PAY 15% COMMISSION FOR EVERY DISPLAY raw K AD YOU SELL. Contact DAN RALBRAITH in Tho Ranger offffico o r call 553-2259 LET M1 PERFEQW MAKE THIS CLEAR... Ranger needs Advertising Representatives 8 Thursday, February 21, 1980 Ranger Working Out Improve the chest by Donald Scherrer - dumbells either one at a time or Lying crosswise on a bench or Perhaps th most obvious and by pr Ing both together, star- padded table, with the hips lower most admirable muscle of a man's ting with the dumbells at shoulder than the rest of the body, and a and woman's body is the chest. width but bringing them closer as light barbell or dumbell held For the man it is co~1dered the they are raised over the chest. traight above the chest, lower it seat of power; for the woman, a FLYES. Lying on a bench well over the head and down until symbol of beauty and vitality. (again, the angle may vary ), with it nearly touches the floor, Sin e the chest ncompa es the a dumbell in each hand, and inhaling as the weight pulls the rib rib cage, lungs, and heart, and keeping the arms bent ap- cage up and back. Exhale as the because it is centered over that proximately 45 degrees at the weight is brought back above the vital organ, it pumps very elbows, lower and raise the chest. quickly. The pump is a physical dumbell.s in an arc, in th fashion Each to[ pullov r should be high; it is caused by the rapid now of a bear-hug. And do not let the preceded by a set of squats (deep r blood into the muscle being dumbcll hit each other at th top , knee bend l or any exerci that worked, thus inflating th muscle keep the movement steady , and induce heavy breathing, so that temporarily bey ond its w ual size. concentrate on the "feel" in the the rib cage i tretched to a great photo by D . Edenhauaer RANGERS SHUT OUT CARTHAGE 49 -0 In final home meet of the season. Whenever the che t is exer- chest. Large books such as en- degree. Pullovers increase the ciscd, the oulders also come into cyclopedias would permit thi chest cavity so that one has more play, a ist d by the larger upper exerci also to be done at home. probable potential in increasing arm muscl , the tric ( th Flyes d velop the ooter and inner the ize of the chest muscles. deltoids ) , on the underside, ex- chest, done in the bear-hug Women should perhaps do more tending from the lats (lati imus manner. decline work than men, since the dor i) of the upper back, at the And in place or the bench press, greater portion of their brea t armpits, to the elbows . one could do a moderate number development is in the lower ch t The number one chest exerci of push-ups, varying the hand region. Flyes are a good stretis the BE CH PRE S. Lying on a pacing or by elev a ting the feet on ching and shaping movement for Lewis paces Ranger wins bench or narrow coffee table, with a chair. women, well as a way to firm a barbell at· arm's length PARALLEL BAR DIPS. With up the bust. Women should do two ov rh ad. lower the bar until it is the body positioned between two to four sets of six to fifteen r ps of about to touch the area between horizontal beams, the hands and regular or decline bench presses; the nipples and the neck, then arms supporting the weight and with a combination of angled press it up again. the legs bent at the knees, sink fl yes, again, two to four sets, six to For variation, lower the bar down as far as possible and push fifteen reps, with a minute or two towards the nipples, or to the base up again . Keep the arms back and <i rest between sets. Pullovers are of the neck for a much greater lean forward as you begin to dip, highly recommended. DiJl, arE' stretch. And if the angle of the keeping the chin tucked into the definitely ooL bench is lowered so that the knees chest. Men should concentrate on are higher than the chest, the The key power and ·ze building bench presses and pullovers for effect shirts from the middle of the chest exercise is the bench press, sire, three to six sets each, and chest, the pectoralis major, to the whereas flyes, diJl, and others 1flyes and dips and the like, for lower. If the angle of the bench is shape and outline the chest, the shaping, to as many sets and reps raised upwards to a maximum of pees . a they have the energy to do. But 45 degrees, then the upper chest, An exercise to build the rib remember, too many secondary the pectoralis minor, is worked. cage, that expands it and exercises may prevent or slow the by Dave Cramer The men's basketball team assured themselves of the number one seeding for the upcoming Wisconsin Independent College Association (WICA) playoff that will be held later this month with victories over WICA opponents Milton and Lakeland. Milton visited the Rangers la t Tul'sday and quickly found things to their disliking. Park ide jumped out to an early lead of ten points and maintained it throughout the entire game without ally being threatened The Rangers went through the motions on their way to an 82-70 win. The game was their third in one week and it appeared as if the schedule had began to take it's toll on the players and coach Steve St phens ackoowledged it, "We were a little flat. It was a solid game but not spectacular by any means. The intensity was not there in the second half. We relaxed too much." Once again the consistent play of freshman Curtis Green was present. "Curtis is playing really well, very teady" praised tephens. Milton felt Green's presence as Curtis once again led the team in rebounding with 12, whil he added 19 points. Forward Reggie Ander on led the scoring parade with 22 while guard Howard Avery added 14. The win upped the Ranger overall record lo 15-7 and ran their unbeaten homecourt treak to 19. Winning ro the road iS always nice, but wh n you gain the number one seeding for the playoffs it makes it even more sweeter. Such was the case when the Rangers took the trip up north to Sheboygan and tangled, literally, with Lakeland College. The Rangers won 67-49 but had to scratch and bite for every point. The first half wa a phy ic.a l a a football game and wa dominated by tough defense. Fortunately for the Ranger , they have the talent and ability to adjust to that style of play. Still, after the first half was over, the Rangers held but a five point lead at 29-24. In the second half the Rangers came out and outscored the Muskies 18--7 in the first eight minutes and then increased their lead up to 20 points at one time. The second half play was even more Jiiysical then the first and that was when senior forward All - American Lonnie Lewis took control. Lewis dominated the itL<;ide play and finished with game highs ri 21 points and 18 rebounds. Reggie Anderson chipped in with 14 points and Curtis Green had 10. The Ranger record is now 16-7. They have al o won six straight and 11 of their last 12. They seem to be peaking at the right time a playoff season draws near. The bench press can also be prcmotes larger lungs , giving .effects rJ the primary ooes. done with dumbells or objects of deeper and more powerful similar size or weight, raising the breathing, is the PULLOVER. Burman qualifies Fre hman Wendy Burman ran a 10: 40 .8 Two Mile race Saturday to qualify for the AIAW ational Indoor Track Championships in the 5000 meter ev nt. She beat the qualifying time by a whole five seconds. Her mark was made in the Illini Invitational last Saturday in Champaign. In addition she placed filth in that event while teammate Barb Osborne ran a personal best of 11 :45 to place 21st. The 19 team meet saw American record holder Stephanie Hightower of Ohio State win her specialty, the 60 hurdles, as well as the 60 and 220. While team scores were not immediately available, OSU and Drake University w re battling for the title. Dona Driscoll ran the 600 yard da h in 1 :32.74 to win her heat and place 17th overall. Lisa Swanson placed 19th in the Shot Put. Next Sunday the team travels to the Wisconsin AAU, where Wendy and Barb will run the three mile, a race more suited to their talents. Racine Kenosha r...co--_.....,.g,-...,....,....,.. ....... ..,c.--....... .,....,.. ...... .,...,.. .............. ..o-✓...o"" ............. .,...-..,.. ....... J'".-o"'..O,,-...OC,,--__.... ...... ..r..r1 I NEED A JOB? I I Wisconsin Job Service is now set up in Tallent Hall, Room § S 102, to provide student employment opportunities both on- § R campus and off - campus for currently enrolled UW- § § Parkside students. Please see Mr. Mike Plate, Job Service S 8 Representative, between 8:30 a. m. and 12:00 noon, § 8 Monday through Friday, or phone § ~ 553-2656 § * i .;r.....-.....-~...o,-~.,.......cc,--.................... .,..,....,...._,......cr~...-00"'.r_,......,.....,....,....r..r..r..o--,_,.....,....,.......r.;o-...,.~ Women suffer two more loses RANIER WILL PAY by Peter "Ace" Cramer Parkside women are having a tough basketball season and their last two games have been no exceptions. The first loss came against UW-Milwaukee at home 64-48 and the second defeat was suffered at the hands of Northern Michigan Univer ity in a game played at Oshkosh, 77-62. Against UW-M, Parkside was four down at halftime 25-21. Going into the second half they couldn't get on target and were outscored 39-27. Lead scorer for Parkside was Anita Green with 15 points, while leading rebounder was Debb\e Lopez with eight boards. In the second game, Northern Michigan held a five point halftime lead or 36-31 by hooting 48% from the floor compared to the Rang r' 33%. Second half action belonged to the red hot Northern Michigan team who bombed away from the outside lo outscore the Rangers 41-31 and glided to victory. Anita Green once again led all Ranger scorers with 21 points with Laurie Pope adding 13. Coach G<>ggin commented oo this seasons play, "the women play a good game, but there • always seems to be a five minute period in which the game gets away from us." She also remarked "this is a building year. We have a new head coach, one senior, three sophomores, two juniors and seven freshmen. With the improved play of the team and ome recruiting hopefuls, w could have a bright future ahead of u ." 15% COMMISSION FOR EVERY DISPLAY AD YOU SELL. C.tact DAI IALIIAIIH la 'Ille I • ..- efflce er call 553-2259 LE.TM P£RfE01.r CL.EAR ••. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 39, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. The shuttle solution Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document SUFAC Knowing Review 0? Track Page 3 Page 4 ie 6 THE RANGER NEWS University of Wkrftn,;» D„_I • J , # The Ranger News is written anlclitcd by University of Wisconsin-PqrksidR'. New •n &nd nlii.*i-i k,, March 24, 2009 New» Since 1972 The shuttle solution M°"k" for its editorial policy and content. Te've got issues KELSEY HOFF Hoff0013@uwp.edu The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's shuttle bus is now twelve years old, has about 130,000 miles on it, and has recently needed costly repairs, including engine and suspension work and a cracked axle. Interim Chief of Police, James P. Heller, came before the Student Life Committee (SLC) to present these issues and ask how they wanted to respond. The main questions raised concerned whether the bus service should be continued, whether the same route should be used, and what kind of bus to buy. The SLC decided that the shuttle service is definitely worth keeping, shuttling on campus is more important than the portion of the route running to the Racine McDonald's, and our best option is a compressed natural gas (CNG)- powered bus, or possibly an electric bus. The power options for a new bus are gas, diesel, CNG, and electric. Diesel is slightly more efficient than gas, costing approximately one dollar cheaper per gallon. CNG would leave no carbon footprint, but it would cost about $23,000 to convert it. There used to be two gas stations in the area with a supply of CNG, but they shut down. Now the closest one is west of 194 on Highway 20 in Racine, and that is too far away to depend on for every day. Electric buses only go forty to fifty miles on a charge, and right now the shuttle goes over 100 miles per day. Most electric buses are also not intended for a winter climate. The most plausible option right now for UW- Parkside is a gas or diesel powered bus. Once a new bus is found, UWParkside has to go through a state bid process to buy it, which will take six months to a year. Funds for the bus have been accruing for twelve years since the current bus was bought. This money comes from parking passes bought by students, which will go up in cost next year. Annual ridership on the shuttle has gone down from 30,915 in the 2006 to 2007 school year to 9,657 in 2007 to 2008, and this year's ridership is projected to be around 18,000. Only 3-10 people usually take the ride to Racine, if any at all, but those who do are "very vocal," said Chief Heller, saying that they depend on that run. UW- Parkside used to pay a bus company in Racine to shuttle students for free, but the expense was over $60,000 per year. The Kenosha bus company will not let students ride for free, and their routes do not go in the direction students would need them to. The shuttle no longer makes a 12:00 run on Fridays, and there is a one hour break every day. The twenty passenger **£ bus is only in use on Tuesdays and Thursdays, when the school is most crowded, and a van is used on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Chief Heller advises students to park at Tallent Hall and ride the shuttle to relieve crowded parking, and more students using the shuttle will guarantee them more say in choices concerning the bus. The school will not acknowledge a parking problem until that lot fills up. One possible option is to fix up and make use of the "east lot," a parking lot bigger than the Student Center lot, which lies behind Tallent Hall. The lot is in bad condition, with weeds growing through the pavement and no lighting. The university's original plan was to have "remote parking" and shuttle students to the main campus. Auxiliary sweep to boost financial ai JO KIRST jo@therangernews.com In an effort to offset the potential increase in tuition, Governor Jim Doyle's budget proposes a new approach to funding financial aid in the University of Wisconsin System and the Higher Education Aids Board. The Higher Education Aids Board would receive $25 million for need-based student aid. To produce this money, an "auxiliary sweep" has been suggested. At the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, an auxiliary ranges from parking to the Child Care Center, and it also includes the Student Center and Residence Life. Where Parkside's share of the $25 million will come from has not quite been determined; however, the balance for each auxiliary will be looked at and assessed, according to Steve McLaughlin, Dean of Students. Parkside will be affected by the sweep, because money that will be put toward financial aid won't be sitting in an account generating interest. Additionally, the funds will not be available to offset the costs associated with construction, remodeling, or replacing and repairing equipment. The contributors come from across the UW System, but the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse will be hit the hardest, with an auxiliary sweep of $5.3 million. Parkside will only be expected to contribute approximately $500,000, with UW-Superior throwing in only $5,250. The determining factor in who contributes what is based on how much a campus has in oash reserves. In other words, "the biggest contributor would be the campus with the largest reserves", said McLaughlin. The sweep will affect the entire system. Because of this sweep, each campus will have fewer funds available for projects, emergency repairs, etc. P" On March 25 and March 26, Chancellor Lane Earns has scheduled open forums to discuss this and other issues related to the budget cuts. Wednesday's forum will begin at 3:00pm, and Thursday's forum will begin at 12:30pm. Both forums will be held in the Student Center Ballroom. 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We are located at Wyllie D139C Bach person may take one newspaper per issue date. Extra newspapers can be purchased for $1 apiece. Newspapers can be taken on a first come, first serve basis, meaning that once they are gone, they are gone. We work on the honor system, but violators will be prosecuted for theft. Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use The Ranger News in classrooms should consult the editor-in-chief to reserve however many free copies they wish to use. a? ASSOCIATED 03/0p9 09-611 iTrafM Violation. Outer i Roadf 2:05pm. Karina L was tiejeeted for Speeding 46 in a posted 25 mph zone, then cleared. 03/06/09 ^09-613 Fire Drill. Child Care Center. 3:07pm. Staff request fire drill, all evacuated safely. Officer then cleared. 03/06/09 . 09-614 Traffic Violation. CTH G @ CTH E. 3:58pm. Westley W Sherman was ticketed for Speeding 63 mph in a posted 35 mph zone. Officer then cleared. 03/06/09 09-618 Medical Assistance. Ranger Hall. 10:59pm. KSD dispatch reports a 911 call regarding an unresponsive male. Officer & Rescue Units arrive, male then transported to local hospital. Officer then cleared. 03/07/09 09-625 Callbox. Greenquist Dock. 7:28pm. Callbox activated. Officer arrives and reports vehicle stuck in mud. Officer issued parking citation for driving on Sidewalk. Vehicle towed by Tow Company. 1 Officer then cleared. 103/07/09 09-626 Traffic Violation. CTH E @ STH 31.10:30pm. Angela LCurry was | ticketed for Non-Registration of BLOTTER Vehicle. Officer then cleared. 03/09/09 09-633 Theft - From Building. Parkside Union. 12:58pm. Officer takes report for theft of item. Office then cleared. 03/10/09 09-639 Alarm - Fire. Greenquist Hall. 12:06pm. UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active fire alarm. Officer report no fire/no smoke. Alarm reset, officer then cleared. 03/10/09 09-644 Callbox. Union Lot. 9:39pm. CBX was activated, complainant report couple arguing. Officer speaks to all parties, officer then cleared. 03/10/09 09-645 Suspicious Circumstances. Inner Loop Road @ Flag Poles. 9:42pm. Officer takes report. Vehicle towed by Tow Company. Officer then cleared. 03/12/09 09-657 Liquor Law Violation. University Apartments. 12:28am. Resident Advisor respond to noise complaint, then resident advisor request officers for underage chinking. Officers- issue "4" Underage Drinking/Consume. Officers then cleared. 03/12/09 09-658 Medical Assistance. Ranger Hall. 2:57am. Resident Advisor reports male vomiting. Officers and Rescue Unit arrive, male then transported to local hospital. Officers then cleared. 03/12/09 09-659 Agency Assist. CTH KR @ CTH G. 7:58am. MPPD request UWPPD Officers be on look out for Black, 4DR, Sedan that was in accident. Officers check campus grounds reporting no locate of vehicle. Officers then cleared. 03/12/09 09-663 Medical Assistance. University Apartments. 1:11pm. Mother request rescue assistance for son. Officer and Rescue Units arrive, male transported to local hospital. Officer then cleared. 03/12/09 09-665 Theft - From Motor Vehicle. Union Lot. 3:00pm. Complainant reports stolen UWP Parking Permit. Officer takes report and then cleared. 03/13/09 09-676 Traffic Violation. Union Lot. 10:55am. Officer conducting parking enforcement. Shawna F Thompson was issued parking citation for Misuse of Disable Placard. Officer then cleared. 03/13/09 09-679 Worthless Checks - Less Than $1000. Tallent Hall. 12:22pm. Officer takes reports for worthless checks. Officer then cleared. 03/13/09 09-680 Worthless Checks - Less Than $1000. Tallent Hall. 12:25pm. Officer takes reports for worthless checks. Officer then cleared. 03/13/09 09-681 Worthless Checks - Less Than $1000. Tallent Hall. 12:41pm. Officer takes reports for worthless checks. Officer then cleared. 03/14/09 09-688 Assaultive Behavior. University Apartments .2:20pm.Complainant reports being assaulted. Officer takes statements then cleared. 03/15/09 09-689 Agency Assist. Off-Campus Location @ Pet's Park. 10:54pm. KSD dispatch request assistance at accident. UWPPD & KSD Units arrived. UWPPD Unit then cleared. 03/16/09 09-692 Alarm - Building/Business. Parkside Union ECU. 9:46am. UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active alarm. Officer report no emergency, possible malfunction. Officer then cleared. 03/17/09 09-694 Assaultive Behavior. Com Arts Lot. 10:35am. Complainant reports fight in progress. Officer arrive, then issued "2" citations for Assaultive Behavior. Officer then cleared. Guast Writers ashtoOOlSwpleSu Copy Editors •JMgsfe . Nick Connor mick2connor@aol.com Vlustrators wolfpack81188%a(ioo!com Photograph«r« zakssmith@gma Zak Smith iil.com Spring break is finally ovei Yay! Okay, maybe not "yay", bt it is nice to be back. I admit, I wa getting kind of restless toward the end of the week. I was als getting anxious that we wouldn have enough stuff for an issu (again), but thankfully everyon came through in the end. While another issue i awesome, we are in sue] desperate need of writers that it' getting a little ridiculous. I don't know what it is that changed from this time last year, but we have next to no staff compared to last spring. It's definitely shown, too, in the number of pages we produce per issue. Quantity isn't everything, but it'd be nice to get back to 12 pages on a weekly basis. I would say "perhaps next semester", but next semester we'll have moved to online publishing! I'm pleased that we're keeping up with our goal of at least three news stories per week. Sometimes it's harder than one might think, but we do our best. If we can finish this semester on a strong, positive note, with the last bunch of issues having a lot of news content, I will be happy and consider the goal achieved. I think we'll leave it at that for this week. I encourage you (like, REALLY encourage you!) to come join us if you have strong writing skills and enjoy writing. The more writers we have, the better we can be! Enjoy the issue and we'll see you next week. Jo Kirst Editor-in-Chief The Ranger News THINGS TO DO TUESDAY, MARCH 24 pAB presents Talent Night Tuesday 7:00pm The Den Arts Alive presents "In The Mood" 7:30pm Comm. Arts Theatre WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25 Noon Concert: Ami Bouterse and George Linquist Noon Ballroom Foreign Film: "Live In Maid" 9:00pm Student Center Cinema UW-P Students admitted free! THURSDAY, MARCH 26 Art Field Trip: Edward Munch- Influence, Anxiety, and Myth Chicago Art Institute Softball Vs. Winona State (doubleheader) '| Noon 11 Case Fi eld ; ! i Fo reign Film: "Live In Maid" ; 7:30pm Student Center Cinema FRIDAY, MARCH 27 UWP Professional Research Symposium Race, Class & Gender book study: , "Persuasion"" by Jane Austen 3:30pm Orchard Room, Tallent Hall THE U Studio Theatre * Discussion Kavenik leader: Foreign Film: "Live In Maid" Frances 8:00pm Student Center Cinema SUFAC Budget... What has happened? Parkside Theatre presents the UWP Original New Play Festival 7:30pm Studio Theatre UWP's student music organization, the Beat, presents: Original Music Fest 7:30pm Comm. Arts D118 Foreign Film: "Live In Maid" 7:30pm Student Center Cinema SATURDAY, MARCH 28 Baseball vs. Northern Kentucky (doubleheader) Noon Qberbrunner Field Foreign Film: "Live In Maid" 5:00pm Student Center Cinema SNAP Annual Gala 6:00pm Ballroom UWP Music Department Tribute to Music Excellence Scholarship Benefit Concert 7:00pm Comm. Arts Theatre UWP Original New Play Festival 7:30pm SUNDAY, MARCH 29 Baseball vs. Northern Kentucky (doubleheader) Noon Oberbrunner Field Foreign Film: "Live In Maid" 2:00pm and 5:00pm Student Center Cinema Student Recital: Paul Westfahl 6:00pm Comm. Arts D118 UWP Original New Play Festival 7:30pm Studio Theatre MONDAY, MARCH 30 Art Exhibition: UWP Juried Student Show 11:00am to 5:00pm Opening Reception 5:00pm to 7:00pm Comm. Arts Gallery TUESDAY, MARCH 31 Art Exhibition: UWP Juried Student Show 11:00am to 8:00pm Comm. Arts Gallery UWP Baseball vs. Judson 2:00pm Oberbrunner Field ADRIANA ALEXANDER Alexa016@uwp.edu T h e SUFAC Bu d g e t h a s n o t been stable for the last couple of years. The budget has constantly been increasing like any other tee. These fees were raised partially to pay for the Student Center construction and because of inflation. The SUF Budget, otherwise known as the Segregated University Fee, is a student fee set for and by the students in aiding financial assistance for clubs, organizations, and departments. A student's fee depends on the magnitude of enrollment here at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. If the enrollment increases, a student's fee decreases. This budget changes every year because of necessities based on decisions of those in SUFAC, the Segregated University Fee Allocation Committee. "The SUFAC budget gives students the opportunity to see a small component in the overall functions of this institution," according to Carly-Anne Ravnikar, the SUFAC Director of the Parkside Student Government, "and to have some impact in its growth and development." She believes that this year's committee made every effort to keep student fees at a reasonable cost, while jnaintaining the funding that they provide. Not only does this budget rely on the enrollment of students, but students also have the primary responsibility for the funds through a process of the Parkside Student Government, according to Ravnikar. Parkside Student Government elects and appoints students to the committee. Student Activities, on behalf of PSG, oversee the daily use of Segregated Fees (also known as "Seg Fees"). The Director organizes the committee who sets the initial recommendation for the budget, which is voted 6n by the student government senate, approved by the PSG President, sent to the Chancellor for approval, and eventuality makes its way to the Board of Regents. There are state guidelines for the allocation and expenditure of Seg Fees, but SUFAC also constructs bylaws and guidelines appropriate for UW-Parkside. The organizations and departments are in charge of putting together and administering their part of the budget. This budget assists in providing childcare services, health services (free to low cost), educational, and multiple other requisites for the students' daily needs. More information about Student Segregated Fees can be found online. More information about PSG can be found on the UWParkside website. i • View 2009 summer courses at ' www. northwestern. ed u/su mmer Northwestern University Summer Session offers hundreds of op portunities to get ahead, catch up, or try something new. Classes are convenient and accessible, with day and evening offerings in both Evanston and Chicago. • Choose from more than 300 classes • Earn transfer credit • Prepare for graduate study • Immerse yourself in an intensive science or language sequence • Take advantage of day and evening classes on two campuses • Explore a new interest NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY summer session ?009 summer session course registration opens April I. The Committee on Teaching and Learning is soliciting nominations for the 2008-2009 Stella Gray Teaching Excellence Award. All continuing full-time members of the faculty and teaching academic staff who have taught at UWParkside for at least five years are eligible to receive this award. Please see on-line ballot for non-eligible recipients. Online Ballots go to: www.uwp.edu Keyword: Stella Gray Submit paper ballots to: University Governance Moln D135 Nominate your Instructor in 2008-2009 Awards for outstanding teaching have been given to faculty and academic staff at UW-Parkside since 1969, when the UW System received funds from the Standard Oil Foundation for this purpose. Traditionally, two recipients have been designated each year by a committee made up of faculty, staff, and students. In 1975. the campus' second Chancellor, Alan Guskin, made this a campus Distinguished Service Award for Teaching Excellence. Later, during the 1984- 1985 academic year, it became the Stella C. Gray/Alumni Association Distinguished Teaching award, in part to honor Stella Gray, an extraordinary teacher who was the first recipient 0/ our award in 1969. In 1990, it became the Stella C. Gray Teaching Excellence Award. Deadline Monday, March 30, 2009 ARTS From the Top The Ranger News March 24, 2009 | MICHAEL C.RIEDLINGER 1 mriedlinger@dorkgasm.com 1 am something of a snob when it comes to Harry Dresden. That isn't to say that I hated the television series, I just wish they would have called something else. Anything else, in fact, other than The Dresden Files. It was with some trepidation, then, that I approached the latest adaptation of the first novel, Storm Front, into a graphic novel from Dabel Brothers. I was prepared for large chunks of story to be missing, but I was also excited to see one of my favorite novels rendered visually. Where I ended up was somewhere squarely between misery and satisfaction. 1 know. That seems like such a cop-out. It isn't though, trust me. There are elements of the comic book that really nail it home and bring the words of Jim Butcher to life. Still, there are some that make me want to pull my hair out. Frankly, I haven't been this torn since sophomore year when I had to decide which girl to take to prom. Storm Front grabs its audience because Harry Dresden is ultimately an everyman, and we can identify with something very real in him. We don't need to wade through a metric ton of terminology, and butcher is careful to describe a hero who is more Peter Parker than Wolverine. Somehow^ that gets lost in this project. It isn't just Harry who seems to be simplified into a bad stereotype, Bob and Murphy are more like caricatures here too. The Harry Dresden of the comics is more of a sel f-aware badass than he ever has been in the novels, and though the story follows the same plot, point for point, it. feels like watching a poorly acted remake of a classic film. This may be more the fault of the medium than any other element. Butcher, after all, is working with the creators on this comic, and so has more creative input than on anything else to date. That said, they are cramming a 322-page novel into the space of a fourissue miniseries. Something's got to give, and unfortunately, the characters aren't the only casualty here. Adrian Syaf, who's artwork on another Dabel Brothers book, Take a Chance, has been excellent, seems to have gotten stuck on the idea that these characters are all in Chicago. Everyone has wide shoulders and big noses for some reason, as though they were the cast of extras from a hitherto forgotten Humphrey Bogart movie. Every character has a perpetual scowl, and this might be fine for a typical noir setting, but what many Dresden fans love about the characters, 1 think, is that they aren't noir stereotypes. The fact is, Butcher's characters all love life to the fullest, and the world around them is what's dark, while they stand as beacons of happiness and hope. This is why Dresden always seems to have a witty retort or pithy comeback. It's hard to sell those to an audience when it is delivered with a dour express of gloom every single time. Beyond that, however, I felt that the book was a good representation of what Jim Butcher's books have to offer. It is like an appetizer of sorts, where your appetite will be whetted, but you can't be expected to sustain on this alone. I would offer this book up to anyone hesitant to read a new series, as it lays a lot of the groundwork of the series. It has its moments, but that seems to be because they exist in the novel first and foremost, and longtime fans of the series will get little bang for their buck. Pick it up if you're a collector or a completist, but if you're strictly a fan of the books and couldn't abide by the Sci- Fi Channel series, save your dough for the next novel. WWW, {U6U8IOTNm.COM It's half the battle MICHAEL C. RIEDLINGER mriedIinger@dorkgasm.com Alex Proyas is one strange director. He has a propensity to make dystopian cinema that revels in the dark side of humanity. From the fires of The Crow to the technological terror of I, Robot, Proyas has given us visions of a future that differ from our own only in the degree to which we've screwed up our world. Typically, his films end with the hero defeating the larger menace behind our suffering through perseverance, heroically outsmarting the villain at the last minute. This time, however, Proyas has tried a different approach. 1 here is no villain in Knowing, per se, unless you count the convoluted plot. Nicholas Cage plays an MIT professor who, by sheer chance, winds up in possession of a series of numbers written fifty years prior by a young girl. By total luck, he discovers that the numbers correspond to disasters around the world over the last fifty years. The last couple of sequences seem to denote future events that, coincidently. are set to occur within easy driving distance of him. Getting the picture yet? Each scene in the film unfolds like this, and the acting doesn't help. Nicholas Cage may be an Oscar winner, but his acting is typically hit or miss. 1 think that this is one of those misses. His character is supposed to be a loving, emotional father who has only recently become a widower. In order to cover for Cage's emotional distance, Proyas sticks a bottle in his hands in every other shot, a la Leaving Las Vegas. He never seems drunk, mind you, so we must assume that it is there simply to convey why his lines sound like they're being delivered by a robot. The supporting cast isn't much better, with the two adult females in the cast (real life best friends Rose Byrne and Nadia Townsend) trying desperately to cover their native Australian accents. The children in the cast, sadly, out act everyone around them, and only just barely. As if the coincidences weren't enough, Proyas has a problem selling us on the spookiness of the messengers that start showing up to whisper thoughts into the children's heads. Sure, they wear long black coats and look like albino extras from a Buffy episode, but they seem to be the only characters who might have answers. Not that they actually offer any of those thai the\ .uul uiteih u-iiani upon out W u h,M Is going l«Mvo to saw us from doom. thinks So ask . new genera! i •••'cuts so say,: The cud ot i fid. fiic Yon film tries too hard lolv edg\, .ui \ chance to simultaneously hopctul. le.om nothing but a bad uiMc m ot to HUM fin mot.illv. Oi eoutsa. notion ISc Knowing from llu; over use ! dues ex maehiua. bin noii > a wncfi die ' -no \our mono In not head) hiskIcis issues based out to theater- n wu\ inn t;uN both uttevlx nc\ itabuHN o s ike to ill oik ot ski' h* e fiction, but part of WAY. Hell, i| anythim this mo\ so is a pettect example oi \\h> Americans take oven horroi mom Seriously than science fiction. Go the days o! the powerful, self assured scientists who sweep in and sax c the da\ w ith kno w I and truth. We )W1 The Ranger News The wizard who shot liberty valance MICHAEL C.RIKDLINGKR 1 a sum of j> «« o ncaoArt ricta 1nriccIlinger@dorkgasn1.con1 Jim Butcher has been at this a while. His star character. Harry Dresden, has been running around Chicago solving mysteries on television, in comics, and in the flagship book series tor almost a decade now. Over the course of the first ten books. Butcher has developed his entire cast, not just Dresden, and given readers a solid whodunit every time. In the background of each novel in the series is a grand metaplot. however, just as lull of intrigue and mystery as each novel, but each installment so far has offered only a snippet of what was going on. Until now. Almost as a reward for reading those first ten volumes. Butcher s latest Dresden no'vel, Turn Com. finally coughs up some answers, sort of. The main P'ot of this novel revolves around a traditional murder mystery Irame-job. Harry's; long-time Nemesis, the Warden Morgan, winds up at his doorstep battered and professing innocence to a crime Hairy hasn't been informed of yet- As happens with Harry Dresden, everything goes south with a quickness. Be warned folks, here there be spoilers. After picking up medical supplies for the fallen Morgan. Harry is attacked by a Native American Skinwalker. The monster is the stuff of legend, and kills one of Harry's longtime allies. It is immediately apparent that Hairy is more outmatched than ever, and that someone behind the scenes is [lulling out the big guns'to keep a secret. That secret is plainly the identity of the traitor on the Wizard White Council, a fact we've been building up to for a while. Of course, no one wants to believe it because the easier answer is, well, easier. In the words of Maxwell Scott, "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend". The world wants to cover it up, damn Morgan, and build trust and peace on the fact that the killer was caught and punished so quickly, even if it means killing an innocent man. That said, Harry is a stickler lor the truth, no matter how damning it may be. He figures out the clues, tracks down the baddies, and sets up a final showdown on a mysterious island. Butcher has managed to grow as a writer over the course ol this series, and as such, there are no easy answers or solutions in this novel, but there are resolutions. Often, when dealing with metaplot concerns, much of the subtlety a writer has goes to the curb. Not so with the true masters, and Jim Butcher is a true master of his craft. The secrets flow (like why the White Council didn't like his mom), and we find resolutions to story concerns dating all the way back to the first book. Storm Front. Morgan, the Werewolves, and even Toot, all get updates and develop as characters. Oh. there is plenty of new mystery and action in Turn Coat. to be sure, but it is all in service to a larger story. That isn't to say that readers new to the series won't find something to latch on to. Butcher's wit is as sharp as ever, and the last two hundred pages had me reading until dawn. Butcher's talent is such that he had me wrapped around his finger, racing to see how the mess turned out, and disrupted my expectations flawlessly every time I thought I knew enough to solve the crime. Butcher's references to other pop-culture elements are so smtxith. it feels like he wrote them first. In one magical duel, two heavy hitters have a shape-changing war that simultaneously feels viscerally dangerous while reminding us of childhood loves like Disney's Sword in the Stone. The funny thing about this novel is that it is only the halfway point in the series. Butcher has promised some twenty-odd books. Yet, this feels so self>containcd. I have no qualms recommending it to first time readers of the series. Turn Coat is a complete work of fiction unto itself, much like The Hohhit. in that it is utterly enjoyable without knowing the rest of the author's works. Sure, there's a lot more to this book when a reader has all the other information, but without it, this volume is still a treat to read. Intern with us! IK \tw$ oftajntftcmdip opportunity tor any continue Earn 3 credits ! C/ wft I cVjT rrt ; Sacgtf ke»s to ">«! I mAw srtsrsho . A Internships available NOW .••VtUKlUK * Sajflicanpfirdreljw JMOJCJ lot of its success because of it. The subject of the film, the underground "nerdcore" hip-hop scene, is still far enough out on the periphery of the main stream that it will introduce many people to the genre. Those familiar with it already, however, won't be bored. The film covers the scene so thoroughly that even the most ardent forum troll stands to learn a thing or two about the men and women who have been labeled as Nerdcore rappers. Nerdcore rap, you see, comes from the back rooms of internet message /b/oards, the highest echelons of higher education, and the stankiest of soapless conventions across the continent. The artists are folks like you or 1 who, as part of this culture, watch comic book movies and late night cable cartoons. They are the tech savvy "first adopters" that the main stream media always talks abotrtf but seldom identifies. Some, like MC Plus+, are working on computer science PhD's. More often, they are just people who have combined a talent and passion for hip-hop with their personal proclivities for video games, Japanese anime, and Star Wars. Most importantly, these artists all have talent as rappers first and foremost. Nerdcore does its damndest to present its namesake as just another type of rap. The film goes into details about various beefs between the artists, for example, but it n ever forgets that it is talking about a subculture that reveres knowledge over brute force and tech-savvy over sex appeal. Thankfully, it also remembers that the audience may not be as aware of the culture, and SiTavcfids'too many in-references and any leet-speak. One device it uses to great effect is the main search page of Google, familiar to even the most technologically illiterate, in place of title cards. The film, overall, grabs your attention, peppers it with selections of music from the genre, and shows that so-called nerds can rap as well as anyone else. If the film has a failing point at all, its in its condemnation of the main stream while simultaneously trying to appeal to it as well. Admittedly, this is a problem that is as much a part of the genre itself. Some artists like MC Chris, while fond of rapping about video games and comic books, feel that there is a stigma attached to the moniker of "nerd" and have rejected it. These artists want to be acknowledged as rappers first, and nerds second, if at all. Given this turmoil from within, its no wonder the film struggles with, and against, a mainstream media that has yet to embrace the fact that most of our popular culture derives from nerd and dork origins. After all, if there's one group media outlets like Wired and Newsweek can still stereotype and marginalize without fear of reprisal, it's nerds and dorks. Nerdcore for Life is currently screening at film festivals around the world, and you can find more information at hup:// nerdcore for Ii fc. com/. MICHAEL C. RIEDLINGER mriedIinger@dorkgasm.com Hip-hop is great medium for the marginalized. The downtrodden masses of society get to have their say and,, when done well, it is set to some sick beats. The various permutations of hiphop over the years have catered to various minorities and given (' voice to the seldom-heard in our cultural dialogue. These days, it's i hard to find a person who hasn't heard of Jay-Z or Lupe Fiasco, and wordsmiths like MC Chris and Optimus Rhyme may not be far behind if you believe the folks behind the documentary Nerdcore for Life. Nerdcore plays like any other musip documentary, and achieves a Grand Opening lal Event m hhuim MIS llii a FREE llll oftiiwiM! All-American track stars ROB HANSEN hanse082@ uwp.edu The University of Wisconsin- Parkside track team sent four women to the University of Houston, in Houston, Texas last weekend, March 10th - 14th. The fout women, Jessica Monson, Heidi Ertl, Hope Christie and Brittany Glassburn, netted five Ail-American-awards. The four women comprised the seventh place distance medley relay team. Sophomore, Heidi Ertl, led off the relay with a 3:$1 1200-m leg. She handed the baton off to sophomore, Brittany Glassburn, who split 62.0 during the 400-m portion of the relay. Glassburn handed the baton to freshmen, Hope Christie. Christie split a season best 2:19 and handed anchor leg, senior, Jessica Monson, while in tenth place. The relay needed to pick up two positions and get into 8th place to earn their Ail-American award. Soon after the handoff, the . Monson ran the duration of the race with the lead pack, which inched their way through lapped traffic, pulling Monson along with them. With 3 laps remaining, Parkside moved into 9th place. A half a lap later, Monson blew past the 8th place Millersville University relay, and put her relay in position for All-American status. Monson was able to out lean one more team and help capture a 7th place finish and a total time of 11:59.11, the second fastest time these four young ladies ran as a unit. Monson's split was equal to her lifetime best 4:46. Prior to the.distance medley, Monson competed in the 1-mile run preliminary round. She finished second in her heat and automatically qualified for finals with a time of 4:55.61. In finals she found herself in good position from the early going. She moved into the 5th position in the early going, and despite intense, shin pains, she muscled her way into the fourth position with 400 meters remaining. Monson made her move a little early, but found herself crossing the line in 4:49.24, good for fourth place. The men's and women's track teams will be competing at Augustana College this weekend, before heading off to North Caroline State University for the Raleigh Relays on March 26th - 28th. Parkside wrestlers excel nationally ROB HANSEN Hanse082@uwp.edu The University of Wisconsin- Parkside men's wrestling team found lots of success in Houston, Texas last weekend, March 12th - 15th. Six members of the wrestling team, Cody Zimmerman (1251bs), Craig Becker (1491bs), Corey Van Groll (1651bs), Malcolm Briggs (1971bs), Luke Ry nish (1741bs), and Luke Haag (184 lbs), represented UW-Parkside on the nation scene. Three of the men, Becker, Van Groll and Briggs, each won All-American honors. The Rangers finished 12th as a team after remaining unranked throughout the majority of the season. Becker and Van Groll each bagged a 4th place finish, dropping their final matches, competing for the third place crown. Becker lost his first match of the year to Chris Frejie, of Western State, by pinfall in 1:42. This first loss sent him to the third place match, where Esai Dominguesz, of Nebraska-Omaha, defeated him 6-4. Van Groll fought through five matches, three of which he won. His third-place matchup pitted him against Tad Merritt of St. Cloud St. University. Merritt won by decision, 9-2. Briggs lost by pinfall in 3:41 to Luke McPeck of New Mexico Highlands. He battled his way back to defeat Matt Nelson of Minnesota State - Moorehead by 14-4 decision. He lost his last two matchups, including his seventh place match to Tyler Copsey, of Augustana, by default. Zimmerman, Rynish and Haag all saw early exits from the tournament, and, although disappointing, it should be noted that simply qualifying for the NCAA II meet is an amazing accomplishment. The Ranger wrestler's season has finished on a high note. They begin competition again in November. Congratulations to each of the national qualifiers, and the entire team, on another successful season. TELL US What Happened? Do you have an upcoming event you want everyone to attend? Do you have an opinion you want everyone to read? Did something happen to you that you want to write about? Send us your press releases, news tips and opinions! Email us at rangernews@gmaiL<om WllJlt IS Cool byZakEden [edenOOO 1 @ uwp .edu] Just 3 Guys by Sean Fallon [fallon001@uwp.edu] Just 3 Guys So Finn, how did your trip to Cancun go over Spring break? ms OPINIONS 1 L— EDITOR! A The Ranger News f* £ 4 • ~—^ —— March 24, 2009 C±^'aLB_e»u.tiful facil'ty- same high prices TarnhAI > fo) nim n<in .... ^ ^ this recent about that tr\n mnnh _« .. „ JOHNATHAN JACOB Jacob015@uwp.edu I would like to first acknowledge the wonderful job that was done constructing the new student union. It is without question a state-of-the-art-facility. High praise should go to the minds that developed the concept, as well as the laborers who put in many long hours and worked very hcird to make it happen. Unfortunately, there is a bitter-sweet feeling I get every time I walk through this recent addition to our school. That feeling is one of disgust that the cafeteria prices are so high. 1 here have been many instances when I wanted to grab a bite to eat and mingle with my peers, but the outrageous prices have kept me from doing so. Don't get me wrong, there have been times, when my hunger dictated, that I broke down and paid for something to eat. The quality and portions of the food are substandard, but I won't complain about that too much. After all, there s not much deception. You can see what you're getting before you pay for it. An exception is the salad bar, where a student or staff member must pay by the ounce. I made this mistake only once. After shelling out over eight dollars - and that didn't include my drink — I couldn't help but wonder if I had paid for the weight of my plate as well! I must emphasize that I don't have a problem with the staff that Aramark, the company providing Of what use is elastic money? RYANASHTON ashtoOO l@uwp.edu Humans, more than any other species on the planet, are rational creatures. Much of our progress in our lives depends our ability to think and make logical connections between events. Many, if not all of the benefits of scientific discovery have sprung forth from the human ability to connect specific causes to specific effects. Knowing how natural systems work in the world, humans have been able to predict and anticipate what effects would follow from which causes, and thus have managed to avoid unwanted dangers and create wanted conveniences in their lives. One key feature that has made all of this progress possible has been the apparent consistency and objectivity of the natural world—that is, the laws of nature appear to always remain constant without deviating even the slightest bit (well, at least until you consider quantum mechanics, which is unusually erratic and unpredictable compared to classical physics). It stands to reason that the scientific progress humans have made in recent centuries would not have been possible if the laws of nature were found to be erratic and constantly changing from one moment to the next. If bricks were sturdy and solid one day—fit to build shelters with—it would be devastating to the person using the shelter to find those bricks turn to liquid mush the next day. Or if gravity were to behave in unpredictable ways, throwing objects upward or outward on random occasions, how would humans be able to function productively in such a world? It seems pretty obvious that humans have a far better chance of adapting to their environments in productive and constructive ways when they are confronted with objectively consistent rules or laws rather than whimsical, amorphous systems that function without rhyme or reason. If this is so, then why would we ever want our money system to be anything other than objective and consistent? Unfortunately, the leaders of our financial system have decided (at least since we abandoned the gold standard under President Nixon in the late 1960s) against preserving an objective and consistent money supply in the U.S. The money that we save and rely on to purchase essential goods -and services in our economy is not considered objective by our financial leaders, and last week held a shining example of how drastically the rules of our financial market can change. Last week, the Federal Reserve announced that it would basically go forward with the printing of at least one trillion dollars in another emergency effort to catapult our economy into a recovery. By printing this money, the Federal Reserve is essentially creating one trillion dollars out of thin air, thus augmenting the total size of our money supply. As a result of this, the money that you and 1 o wn is basically devalued and will no longer be worth as much as it was when we earned it—that is to say, the money we own loses purchasing power when the Federal Reserve increases the money supply. And, the more they print, the more our money is devalued. For those of us who were perhaps saving money for an extended period of time to pay for something major in the future, our ability to make the payments we intended will now be compromised by this change in the money system. When our money is devalued, it takes more units of money to make purchases. But if you do not know in advance how the money system will change at any given time, it makes it nearly impossible to accurately judge how much money you will need to save. This is especially important for those nearing retirement or who are in retirement already. What once might have lasted a person 20 years may, at any time, only last 12 or 15 since the money supply is neither objective nor consistent. When we compare the progress humans have had in the areas such as scientific discovery, we can appreciate that the objectivity found in natural systems has been useful; there's a good fit between the rationality of the human mind and the objectivity of the human environment. Based on this reasoning, it is most unfortunate that our financial leaders have sought to undermine our attempts to predict and rely on a consistent monetary system. It is difficult to see how an elastic money system can work to the benefit of rational creatures such as you and me. the food service to Parkside, provides. Throughout my years at this school they have all been friendly and courteous. I would especially like to express my sincerest thanks to Liz, whose last name I do not know. She is a long-time Aramark employee who is kind, caring and very hardworking. I know it's stressful having to meet the many demands of college kids, especially during breakfast when you have to deal with, among other things, making eggs and omlettes. For students who live on campus, there is the option of having a meal plan that cuts the cost of each meal in half. I suppose they have less reason to complain. However, commuters such as myself don't have this option. We are forced to pay full price. I generally pack my own lunches, but it would be nice, on those days when I don't, when I could get something to eat at the cafeteria without paying so much. Your tax dollars hard at work ADAM SPIVEY spiveyadam@yahoo.com Why are we surprised that after the government started handing out trillions of American tax dollars to some huge companies that were in danger of failing that these companies just go back to business as usual and hand out in bonuses to employees more than some people make in two, or hell, even five years on the job? Seriously? Wait, you're telling me that these corporate people want to get huge piles of money at someone else's expense? I mean, I know I am not an economist, but this whole AIG thing did not come as much of a shocker to me. I am still failing to find a reason why we did not let these companies implode. Want your company to survive? Offer a good product at reasonable prices and treat your employees responsibly, or at least I guess that is what it should be like in a nice happy perfect world. Nevertheless, the world is not perfect, and that means we are just going to have to deal with companies doing whatever they can get away with to make as much money as possible for as little effort as possible. Not a huge surprise really. You could almost say that it has been the American way for as long as one can remember. Something else I would like to know is, how did the government not know what some of these corporations like AIG where going to do with the money once they got it? Again, I must admit I am not an expert in this field so please excuse my ignorance, but it truly be believed that no one knew what all that money was going to be spent on? Moreover, if so, why in God's name are we writing blank checks to the irresponsible business people that helped run our economy into the ground? President Obama gave a very powerful speech about the bonuses going out and a million other things. What I did not hear him say wds, "Hey, who dropped the ball on this and let these guys get away with it?" I agree that we need to hang some of these greedy types out to dryb, ut I also think we need to dig into the government and see who is making these decisions that lead to this kind of turmoil. I'm sorry but I just don't think it is prudent for people to be making legislation about banks and companies and huge world shaking piles of money unless they are trained super intelligent men and women whose sole purpose in life is to deal with the economy and its effects on this nation and the world. Maybe we have gotten to big for our own good, our fingers in to many pies and now it is coming back to haunt us. I ca nnot tell if we need more regulation or less on business, or if these bonuses are right or not. What I ca n tell is that if something does not happen soon to balance out not just the economy, but also the power struggle between business and government, something a whole hell of a lot worse could crawl out of this mess and I am not just talking another great depression. too WORDS 1 More or Less That nostalgic musk about in the wind. Sure sign that spring and summer arc ahead. Warm breezes brush gently against the skin. I he faint sunlight is everything but dead. Philip C Noinuj uoiunOO 1 @uw p.edu OPINION PAGE SUBMISSION GUIDELINES Submissions 1 All opinions must have a point that is backed up by fact. 2 You should be able to verify all the information you include. 3 No swearing, insults, or personal attacks are allowed. 4 A name and email are required for every submission. 5 Submissions should be 100 words or less, or a minimum-of 300 words. Submission Suggestions: Campus, community, state, or national news or issues. The Ranger News reserves the right to refuse publication of any opinion piece Upon request, we will provide a reason for not running your submission. Stafl and guest submissions, as well as 100 Words or Less submissions, represent the opinions of the individual authors. These opinions do not reflect the direct views of The Ranger News as a publication or the newspaper staff as a whole. Send submissions to: opinion@therangernews.com ^. DRTahneg er ~vNews Partradc'fl 5tud" 8 The Ranger News March 24,2009 Tar hide Student government Association Election Time is NOW!!! If you are interested in running for an Elected Office (President, Vice President, SUFAC At Large, Senate, etc.), then you need to pick up election packets at the Student Activities Office or the Parkside Student Government Office ASAP. Elections are set for April 8th and 9th, so act now if you want to take in active role in student governance! Be part of your own future, today! VOTE *•••• Coming Soon: ASSASSINS! When they really ARE out to get you, is it still paranoia? Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 39, issue 22, March 24, 2009 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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Issue 19 Vol. 31 ';';;';'~---~~~~~~rr=~~~~~~------- r,,'1 Bange, News stall gets a "golden" opportunity BySarah Olsen The staff of The Ranger News is currentlyat the 17th Annual National College Newspaper Convention in the golden state, California. Departing from Mitchell International in Milwaukee, the staff arrived in San Francisco latelast night and will be staying until Sunday,February 25th. The convention, sponsored by the Associated College Press, offers com- . prehensive, idea-packed, professional and productive workshops, keynotes, writing/design critiques, newspaper of theyear contest, networking and social interaction. The convention is open to students and advisers from four-year and twoyearcolleges and universities and technicaland professional schools, public and private. Participants will include collegeeditors, reporters, columnists, photographers, designers, ad sales J~~~ Radio opens Friday, February 23 at Theaf·m.in the Augie Wegner Studio Ma her. The play runs Feb. 24 and a re 2,3 at 7:30 p.m., March 1 at 10 ,.m.,and March 3 at 4 p.m. Tickets are ti10 Or$7 for students and seniors. For DCketsand or more information, call the ramaticArts Department at 595-2564. The Ranger management staff from left to right: Pete Forchette, Brenda Dunham, Sarah Olsen, Christine Agalby, and Dan White. staff, web masters, adviser/directors and all others who work with student newspapers. The members of The Ranger staff who are attending the conference are: Sarah Olsen and Brenda Dunham, coeditors, Pete Forchette, layout and design, Dan White, business manager, and Christine Agaiby, advertising manager. Olsen and Dunham will be attending a special workshop titled "Newsroom Management Training for Top Editors" today from 1:30- 5 p.m. This workshop is for all editors-in-chief, managing editors and those aspiring to become one. This 'crash course' in student newsroom management and leadership is designed to present practical solutions for many of the important problems and procedures that are part of the job. "We hope to take the information we have learned and pass it on to the next year's staff" said Dunham. Agaiby and White will also be attending a workshop today, titled "Effective Ad Sales: Increasing Ad Revenue" which will accomplish two goals: learning how to bring in more money through increased ad sales and how to service accounts efficiently and professionally. With this knowledge, the business and advertising team will be able to increase the ad sales and revenue of The Ranger News. "1 hope to bring back the information 1learn at the workshop 'and apply it to the advertising techniques used currently at The Ranger ," Agaiby said Forchette will be in participatin~ in a workshop titled "Newspaper Design - Print." 'This class, in addition to the newly acquired computer equipment, promises to help transform The Ranger into a more attractive newspaper, and, concurrently, increase the readership among students and faculty. continued on page 9 Man vs. machine: Rang"welcomes new designer and equipment By Sarah Olsen The Ranger has made so~e important additions to the office this semester _ new equipment and a new design and layout editor, Due to the efforts of the business team, the editors, and the new designer, Pete Forchette, the newspaper was able to secure $9,700 from thele~hnology Fees Committee for new equipment. id th The funding was able to proVI e e newspaper with a dual processor Power Macintosh G4, the top-of-theline supercomputer necessary for highs eed, high-resolution desktop publshing. Combined WIth the latest version of QuarkXpress, the page layout rogram standard in the newspaper htdustry, Forchette now has the capability to produce issues that ~re more aesthetically pleasing and lime-efficient. II . "One of the big factors a. owm~e to make my final declS;on m W~)f • n~ for the newspaper was Its comffi1tme d to urchasing new computers an eqJpment" says Forchette. "And, as any graphic designer knows, in order to produce quality graphic artwork, you need superior equipment and software. The Apple G4 along with Adobe software makes this possible." In addition to the Power Macintosh G4, a new G3 IMac computer was purchased to give reporters and staff an available workstation for writing articles. "We no longer have to wait for someone to get off the computer or walk to the library computer lab whenever we need to write or edit articles in a hurry," said Sarah Olsen, co-editor. The business and advertising office received the G3 Macintosh that was previously bein9, used for publishing the newspaper. 'It's a relief to be able to have our own computer for printing invoices, writing advertising letters to business prospects, and designing ads" says Christine Agaiby, advertising manager.· . ~A DMAX Astra 6450 Firewire scancontinued on page 9 The Ranger's new layout manager, Pete Forchette, sees design in a new light. --~ February 22, 2001 Page 2 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ins • 1 d e 3 . The First Big Step Bush administration takes action against Iraq. 4 Entenainment Hannibal's Back, poised for attack; Guilty Pleasures: Reality Television and Student Voices. 5 Financial aid available for study abroad. 6 spons Five losses hurt men's basketball; Tourney ends hope . for Lady Rangers; Dave Williams, new athletic director. 1 spons Continued Baseball team starts season; Wrestlers edged by Marquette; Seven inducted to Sports Hall of Fame. .. 8 So...What are you?; Academy Award Nominations. 9 Front page continued. Editor of the week: Sarah Olsen ice -139C e: (262) 595-2287 (262) 595-2295 ents of the University of wisconsm-Parkside, who are solely rs should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to e author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from published. For publication purposes, author's name can be withr to edit all letters at t o Thin Black History Month Event • Fashion Show, Feb. 23, 8 p.m., Union Square, admission $3, $2 with non-perishable food donation. Continuing Events: • Parkside National Small Print Exhibition, through Feb. 22; free, gallery hours: Mon./Thur. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tue./Wed. 11 a.m, to 8 p.m. February 22-25 • Foreign Film: "Black Cat, White Cat," Yugoslavia, sub-titled; film shown Thursday and Friday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 81'.m., and Sunday at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema Theater. For more information, call ext. 2345. February 22 • Multicultural Career Day, at UWM, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., UW-Parkside sponsor: Office of Multicultural Student Affairs. February 23 • Fun Friday, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182, free, refreshments served. • Race, Class and Gender Study Group: "Bird by Bird" by Anne Lamott, Molinaro Hall room 111,3:30 p.m.; call Linda Madsen at ext. 2162 or e-mail madsenl@Uwp.edu • Plays at Parkside presents "Talk Radio" by Eric Bogosian, 7:30 p.m., Augie Wegner Studio Theatre; tickets: $10 adults; $7 students/ faculty/staff/seniors; $5 each for groups of 20·or more; call Diane Smith at (262) 595-2564. • Fashion Show, 8 p.m., Union Square, admission $3/$2 w /non-perishable food donation. . February 24 • Plays at Parkside presents "Talk Radio" by Eric Bogosian, 7:30 p.m., Augie Wegner Studio . Theatre; tickets: $10 adults; $7 students/faculty /staff/seniors; February 28 • Noon Concert: Cathy Schubilske, violin, Mary Drews, piano, Union Cinema Theater, noon/ free. • Well Day Health Fair, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Upper Main Place, free. March 1 • Talking Color series presents "Breaking Out of the Box," 2 to 4 p.m., Union Bazaar, free, open to the campus & community sponsored by UW-Parkslde Center for Ethnic Studies. r • UW-Parkside Community Band, Mark Eichner, conductor, 7:30 p.m., Com. Arts Theatre; tickets: adults $5, students/seniors $3.. Sports and Activity Center Hours Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Friday: 7 a.m, to 7 p.m. Saturday: noon to 6 p.m. . Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m, Monday through Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovation. February 22, 2001 Page 3 - The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside '~~!~~~n Big Step: Bush administration takes action against Iraq wt Friday, Feb. 16, was a memobleday for our 43rd president, George W Bush.He visited San Cristobal, Gua- ~·uato Mexico to discuss the United 5~tes ~valuation policy on Mexico's fighton drug traffiCking with the newly eiected Mexican President, Vicente Fox. His press meeting with President Fox wasScheduled for the early part of the evening, but President Bush would shock the nation with a decision he madeprior to his VISit. Earlierthat day, around 11:30a.m., 24 U.s. and British fighter planes attacked and destroyed five radar sites in Iraqi territoryinthe vicinitY.of Baghdad. This wasthe first major military action of the Bushadministration. These five radar siteswere operating along the northern borderof the southern no fly" zone whichruns along the 33rd parallel. The "noflv" zone, wfuch is south of the 33rd paralleland north of the 36th parallel, strictlyprohibits any Iraqi aircraft to occupyIts space. The apparent cause of this controversial and covert operation was an increase in Iraqi anti-aircraft fire that was attempting to shoot down patrolling allied- fighter planes. The mcrease inthe surface-to-air missile fire wasconsidered a drastic threat to the allied forces.By knocking out the radar sites, Iraqi forces' surveillance was depleted and allied forces' security was recovered. By .the end of this weekend, the Associated Press had given word that there had been 2 fatalities and 20 individuals wounded from the raid. The first fatality was a woman, Ghadya Atshaan Abdullah, who died hours after the raid, and the second was a man, Khalil Hameed Alwash, who died early Sa~day. Although, on Friday, our nation s leader kept himself composed during this whole endeavor, as he continued his conversations with President Fox. As the raid began and ended and fatalities were beginning to be released, President Bush was mainly concerned With strengthening his bond with the nation of Mexico. The President was attempting to amend a 14-year-old law that required the U.S. to annually certify that Mexico, as well as 29 other countries, was cooperating in the fight against drug trafficking. The annual certification of these 30 countries has infuriated governments over the years, for these nations find it hypocritical and demeaning that the nation that consumes the largest supply of drugs is the world is in Charge of overseeing this process. These talks were the first stepping-stone to amending this law for Mexico, which has never failed to be -¥- HIGH I PACT Ii-RAINING Tracy Knofla of High Impact Training presenting •.. lMadershlp Sklll_. 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Hussein and his top officials perceive that the attacks Were made to distract Iraq from its pursuit in aiding the Palestinian forces in their continuous battles with the allied force of Israel. For the moment, the nation of Iraq is in an upheaval of anger over what most of the population sees as a crime against their country. With Iraq stating that it is ready to pounce, who knows what the allied forces are making for strategy. On this Friday, February 16, 2001, Pres. Source: Department of Defense Bush ordered an attack on one nation, strengthened bonds with another nation, and received a warning of retaliation from the previous attacked nation. Not one month inoffice, and the tides of international waters have already started to churn for the United States. IF YOU THINK A NIGHT IN A FOXHOLE IS TOUGH, TRY A LIFETIME IN A CUBICLE. The U.S. Army offers 212 different career opportunities in fields ranging from medicine. construction and law enforcement to accounting, engineering and intelligence. You'll be trained. Then you'll use those skills from the first day on the job. It's a great way to start moving in the direction you want to go. Find One of 212 Ways to Be A Soldier at GOARMY.COM or call 1-'80o-USA-ARMY. Contact your local recruiter. And we'lI IIe1p you find wliafs best for you. Page4 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Hannibal's Back, Poised for Attack By Gina Ciardo Dr. Hannibal Leeter is still at large. For the past seven years, he has taken up residence in Florence, Italy where he has been relaxing and waiting patiently to come out of "retirement" - - as he calls it. Mason Verger, Hannibal's only surviving victim, is dying for revenge and concocts a small plot of his own. Meanwhile, Hannibal is propelled to the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted list, and Clarice Starling is put back on the case. Can she get to Dr. Lecter before Verger does? Now for the big question. Is this flick worth all the hype? Hard to say really. It all depends what you expect out of a sequel. The original "Silence of the Lambs" won all five major Academy Awards including: Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director, and Best Screenplay. The only other movies to accomplish this feat were 1934's "It Happened One Night" and 1975's "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest." If you enjoyed the original for it's outstanding insight into the mind of a serial killer, or if you appreciated 'Foster and Hopkins's odd yet luring chemistry, maybe you should take Hannibal with a grain of salt. On the other hand, if brains and bowels are what peak your interest most, then you definitely don't want to miss this one. In the new film "Hannibal," Clarice Starling, formerly played by Jodi Foster, is replaced by actress Julianne Moore (Boogie Nights, Magnolia). The trouble with the recast is that the role of Starling isn't reprised: it's revised. Moore fails to pin down the f innocence and the proud determination that Foster nailed as the original FBI agent. Starling is a different woman in the sequel. Moore seems angry and feminist in comparison to Foster's complicated and clever take on Agent Starling. Due to the recast, it was clear that certain key scenes between Starling and Dr. Leeter lack the sparks that the original pieture had. For example, near the end of "Hannibal" there IS a scene where Starling handcuffs herself to Leeter in an attempt to keep him from getting away. (Don't worry, I won't gIve anything away.) Leeter is faced with an important decision. Had Foster's Starling been standing face to face with Hannibal, his actions would have seemed more like an act of love -- almost strangely parental. In actuality, it was an odd exchange. The chemistry was muddled. Instead, the extraordinary act of love by a psychopath, serial killer fizzled into a scripted plot twist. That's not to say that the movie was completely hopeless. There are a Guiltv Pleasures: Realitv Television By Lynn Garcia Here we are smack dab in the'middle of February sweeps with at least three reality television series to be engrossed with - The Mole, Temptation Island, and Survivor. Every major network has jumped on the bandwagon this time around; the only one that hasn't is NBC. FOX has brought the viewers Temp-. tation Island, a show that took four committed but unmarried couples, split them up, and put them together with thirty singles who were looking for love. The couples were matched up with three of the singles that best fit their description of the perfect mate. After two weeks of playing in the single world again, the couples will have to choose between their new flames and their old mates. Many students and facuIty on Parkside's campus think that the show was staged and the contestants were possibly aetors and actresses. Professor Walter .Graffin commented, "If the couples were truly committed, they wouldn t go on the show." I completely agree, why risk a meaningful relationship just to be on television? ABC has introduced The Mole on Tuesday evenings. Ten contestants have been chosen to take part in an exciting adventure and a chance to win $1,000,000. One of these ten is "the mole;" he/she will try to throw the challenges the other contestants participate in. CBS debuted Survivor II: The Australian Outback just in time for Sweeps. This is the show a majority of Parkside students are most familiar with. Jose Vargas made a very interesting point about the difference between the first Survivor and this one: "All these shows are pretty disgusting. The original Survivor was original - this one is exploited." It appears that most the Women are much more glamorous-looking and they almost appear to be wearing make-up. A couple students expressed the realization that the show is nothing more than a popularity contest. Elizabeth Horwitz handful of nauseating scenes guaran. teed to be undeniably grotesque. "Hat's off" to Direetor Ridley Scottfor that. It is only unfortunate that those scenes come to us slightly out of can. text. Mostly, it seems as though they are thrown-in to ensure we as audi- ·ence members receive the level of repulsion tha t we paid for. In that respect, you'll get your money's worth. However, no amount of blood and guts in this sequel can add up to the sensation of peril that the bloodless night-vision scene from the original conjured. This time around, the plot was fairly shallow and most of its characters rather flat -- particularly Ray Liotta's Paul Krendler, a Justice Department official. However, I promise Hannibal does not disappoint when it comesto violently creative gross-out scenes. Unfortunately, the film obviously wasn't made to be an Oscar contender. This is evident in Lecter's light-hearted banter and one liners throughout the movie as well as in Moore's questionable West Virginian accent. Best advice: See the movie and enjoy it for what it's worth, but don't go home and rack your brains over it. said," It's all a fad that is just goingtogo away. What happened to the ~oOd sitcom television we used to have. NBC has fought back against Survivor II by making Friends an extraten minutes longer and followed by a special twenty-minute LIVE Saturday Night Live. This has never been done before. Unfortunately for NBC,Survivor has been the big winner so far onThursday nights. Many of the students and facultysay they haven't watched the new shows. Some just do not have the time; others say they have no interest. ProfessorJ~e King said, "I'd like to watch just onetu;'e so that I could see what it is all about. Elizabeth Horwitz "It's all a fad that is just going to go away. What happened to the good sitcom television we used to have?". Professor Walt Graffin "A~l these sh?~s a~e pretty disgustmg. The ongmal Survivor' was original, This one is exploited." . George-Anna Wilson "TIe show [Temptation Islandl. is so fake. I think the people are Just paid actors." 'FebrUary 22, 2001 Page 5 - The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside financial aid available lor study abroad By MiJanka Sulejic peggy james, associ~te professor of PolitiOil Science, and Michele Gee, asso- . Ie rofessor of Marketing, are the co- :J:,rsfor the Study Abroad program. JanteS and Gee are the two individuals ho are more than willing to help any ~dent who is interested in studying abroad. th . f james stresses e importance 0 students taking advantage of this wonderful opportunity to be able to study in a . country ~ cannot ignore other countries," says jllJllfS.In order to be a well-rounded student, one should familiarize themselveS with international issues and glOOal matters. Whatmany students might not know aboUlParkside is that our lJniversity has much international expertise. The University has hopes of publishing an internatimial directory listing the languages spo1cen here and the countries that are represented. The directory will also list the international activities that the University puts on and participates in as well as the research students and faculty have engaJ(ed in. UW-Par"ksidecurrently has a student exchange program with a University in Mexico for those students who are Spanish majors. Students do not pay extra tultion for this student exchange program and only pay as much as if they were attending a semester here at UWPark side. The same is true for those students from the Mexican campus who are studymg here at Park side. d Currently, UW-Parkside has four stu- . ents fro~ the Mexican campus attendmg. This IS a continuing exchange program and one the University would like to extend to other countries. Efforts are bemg made to establish student exchange programs with colleges in Germany ana in Brazil similar to the one we now have with Mexico. Interested students who would like to spend either their spring or summer semester studyinp; abroad in a foreign country are eligible to receive grants from the University of WISConsin-Park side for up to $2,()(j().Students who are planning to apply for a grant must have their financial aid eligibility certified by the Financial Aid Office and must apply to participate in a study abroad program. The financial aid application deadline set for spring/ summer 2001 is approaching. Completed applications are due in the Center for International Studies office by Friday, March 23, 2001. Applications must include certification of financial aid eligibility; confirmation of participation in, or application to, a study abroad program, and two letters of recommendation from faculty and/or academic staff. Applications will be reviewed by the Center for International Very Involved at Parkside V.I.P. Leadership Series presents... Serving on a Search 'and Screen or other University Committee by Claudia Mosley, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs Tuesday, March 6, 2001 3:00 p.m. Union 106 Sponsored by Student Activities Studies and awards will be announced for the first round on Friday, February 23,2001. "11 is vital to anybody's education to do anything international." There is so much to learn about the rest of the world and this is the chance to experience how other students around the world live and how their culture influences who they are. If a student cannot commit to the full semester required to study abroad, there are study tours that are also opportunities to visit a foreign country, but only for a couple of weeks rather than an entire semester. The study tours are popular and professors from UW-P run the study tours. Recently students from UW-Parkside had the opportunity to go on a study tour to Ghana. Another study tour went to Costa Rica. Greg Mayer, assistant professor of Biology and Gerald Fowler, professor of Geology, led the group that went to study geological formation and biological studies. The Center for international Studies helped fund two stu- . dents who participated in this study tour. There are also plans for a study tour to Russia over Sprmg Break. There is still time to apply for this study tour that is led by Oliver Hayward, associate professor of History. Professor Hayward has been going on study tours to Russia and other eastern European countries for the past ten years. Also, a study tour to China is scheduled over the summer. Xun Wang, associate professor of SociololD" is leading this study tour and this is his third study tour to China. This is an exceptional opportunity to take part in a unique learning experience, particularly since academic credit earned can be transferred to UW-Park side. For further information about study abroad programs and financial aid for study abroad, students are encouraged to contact the Center for International Studies Mom. 367 or phone (262) 595- 2701 as soon as possible. . EMPL.OYMENT OPPORTUNITIES WITH The Ranger News • Reporters • Sports Writers • Entertainment Editor • Columnists • Cartoonists For further information, contact Sarah or Brenda at 595 2287. Meetings are Mondays from Noon-1 p.m. Very Involved at Parkside V.I.P. Leadership Series presents... Successful Transitioning for Student Organizations by Stephanie Sirovatka-Marshall, Student ActivitieS Office Tuesday, March 20, 2001 3:00 p.m. Union 106 sponsored by Student Activities The Ranger, Univeraity of Wisconsm-Parkside Page 6 . Five straight losses hurt tourney hoPOS Let's face it, there's no such thing as a good time to go on a five-game losing streak. But the UW-Parkside men's basketball team probably couldn't have picked a worse time to go into a fivegame skid-three of them at home last week and all of them in the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC). The losses left the Rangers dangerously close to elimination from the conference tournament with two games remaining to be played. On Tuesday, Feb. 13, the Rangers inability to control Lewis University guard Josh Virostko and a dreadful non-call led to a 60-58 loss. Virostko had 21 points and Flyers' center Austin Real had 10 to pace Lewis. Brian Coffman, who has led the Rangers in scoring all season, had just 10 points on 4 of 13 shooting. However, he appeared to be headed for the tying basket as he knifed down the lane and went for a lay-up in the closing seconds. There appeared to be contactlots of contact-under the basket that would have' sent Coffman to the line for two free throws to tie the game, but no call was made and Lewis came away with the win. Brain Masstricht led UW-Parkside with 13 points. Last Thursday, Feb. 15, Southern Indiana came in as the number two team in the NCAA Division II. And although USI left with a IS-point 87-72 victory, the game was much closer than the score would indicate. UW-Parkside played tough defense for 35 minutes and trailed by only four points at the half. However, a big second half for Southern Indiana's Marlow Currie (19 points) and-clutch baskets by Gregg Lyons (14 points) allowed USI to pull away at the close. Neither Currie or Lyons, however, scored any style points with their showboating as the clock wound down. Brian Coffman scored 26 for the Rangers (he had 31 points against USI earlier in the season). Nick Knuth was a force inside with 19 hard-won points before he fouled out. ' Saturday was hard to watch. Playing against an SUI-Edwardsville team that had just seven players due to academic problems, the Rangers lost 67- 66. The Cougars were content to shoot Taurnev hopes end for ladv RangerS This hasn't been an easy season for the UW-Parkside Lady Ranl';ers. There have been a seemingly inordinate number of close and frustrating losses, some discouraging blow-outs, and offensive ,droughts-periods when five, six, eight minutes would pass without a pointthat made both the close games and the blow-outs all the more annoying. On Tuesday, Feb. 13, the frustratingly close loss scenario played itself out in a 75-72 defeat to Lewis University. The game was tied 33-33 at the half and 65- 65 at the end of regulation, but UWParkside could do nothing to stop Jennifer Simon (28 points) or Andrea Gunnell (19 points) throughout the game and into the extra period. Nicole Brunk led the Lady Rangers with 19 points and Joy Rodefer had 13 before fouling out. The loss ended UW-Parkside's hopes for post-season play. It was the second straight three-point loss for the Lady Rangers who were beaten 86-83 at Kentucky Wesleyan the previous Saturday. The blow-out scenario appeared to be occurring in the first half against Southern Indiana. The Lady Rangers fell behind early and trailed by as many as 20 points and by 13 a! the half. The team revived toward the end of the first half and made a game of it in the second half before faIling 80-69. UW-Parkside played without Tiesha Campbell who was given an indefinite suspension before the game. ' The less said about Saturday's game with SIU-Edwardsville the better. SIUE shot 60 percent from floor in the first half to build a 38-17 lead en route to an 85-44 win. Misi Clark had 20 points for the Cougars, and Rodefer led UWParkside with 16. The Lady Rangers are now 3.15 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference (6- 18 overall). They close out theseason at IUPU-Fort Wayne tonight and at St. Joseph's Saturday. uw-p Lady Rangers battle on the home against Lewis University, Tuesday, Feb. 13. three-pointers in the first half with Marty Perry (21 points) and Garret Thomas launching from waaaay downtown. When the Rangers adjusted to cover the three-pointers, the Cougars passed inside to Nick J:I~rtwig (13 points) for lay-ups ..Hartwig ~ last lay-up gave SIU-E its final margm of victory. .' Brian Coffman, playing hIS last home game as a Ranger, leaUW-Parkside with 15 points, and Marlon Grice added 13, but his last-second jump shot fell short and the losing streak reached five. The losses left UW-Parkside 6-1~ in the GLVC (9-15 overall) and ninth in the conference. The top eight teams make the tournament. They play at IUPU-Fort Wayne tonight and at St. Joseph's Saturday. They must win both and get help from the teams playing against Indianapolis to make the postseason trip to Evanston, IN, which will host the GLVC tourney. Five straight losses left UW-P 6-121" the GLVC and ninth In the conference. Photo by Jeff Alley Parkside welcomes a familiar face as new athletic director New Athletic Director Dave ~illiamsIs getting comfortable In hle new office In th,e SAC By Zach Robertson Dave Williams, a familiar face around the athletic department, has taken over as acting athletic director this semester at UW-Par1<side.Williams, who has spent the last 3 years at UW-Parkside, assumes the position left by Lenny Klaver, who has accepted a full-time position as vice chancellor of University Relations. In the past 3 years at UW-Parkside, Williams has worn many hats. He has spent all 3 years as head coach of the men's golf team. Prior to this year he had spent 2 years as assistant coach of the men's basketball team, while splitting time last year as the assistant athletic director. "When 1 first came to UW-Parkside, 1 had set my career path on being a basketball coach," said Williams. "However after spending some tim~ in administration, 1 began to see this as my future." Prior to his time here at UW-Parkside, ,Williams was the assistant basketball coach at. Augustana (.:ollege in Rock ,1sI,,:,d, IIlinOIS, and North Dakota State U,:,,~erslty 'ill Fargo, North Dakota Williamsre~~dhisbach~ors~~ from Augustana, and his masters degree fromNDSU. As acting athletic director Willi wants to help student-athletes'to learn~ , much from athletics as possible, both on and off the field. "One of the roles ofathletics is to provide positive, lifelong learning experiences said Williams. "There is much to be learned in athletics, and it's my responsibility to make sure that students have those opportunities." UW-Parkside has always believed that academic and athletic excellence go hand in hand, something that Williams hopes will continue. 'The level that our teams compete at will rise and fall every year, but what we hope to do, is make sure that our academic successIS always a constant" said Williams. "I think that the athletic department's success is not only on the I'laying field, but in the Classroom as well." Williams is also quickto point out how appreciative he is of the support that he has been given. "I apfreaate the tutoring that was able to get from Lenny Klaver, who helped me throughout this whole process" said Williams. "The sUPI'°rt that I have received from Chancellor Keating and the entire athletic department has been tremendous." With the support of his colleagues, and the continuing success of RaJ:tger athletics, expect Williams to remalll a familiar face around campus for a long time. February 22, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 7 Plavball! Baseball team stans season Majorleague baseball's sEring train- home run and Brian Rehm went 3 for 3 ing mayjust be getting un erway, but to give pitcher ~aron Taylor the win. theUW-Parksidenine is already play- Taylor worked five innings, giving up in~gamesthat count. Coach Sal Bando four earned runs. Jr.s team traveled to Alabama to start In the second game, Frank Gagliardi theseason...and was promptly rained and Jason Morgan homered for UWout.Theteam spent 16 hours in a bus - Parkside but Matt Sattersten was only to have their doubleheader at unable to hold the lead in relief of Riley Alabama-Huntsvillecancelled due to a Gostisha. The Rangers left Alabama wet field. There will be no make-up with a 1-1 record. games. The baseball team will playa little TheRangers finally got their season closer to home on Tuesday, Feb. 27, startedSunday, Feb. 18 with a double- when they play Morningside College header split at Montevallo. The of Soiux City, Iowa, at the Metrodome Rangerswon the opener, 11-9, but lost in Minneapolis. Their first home game game2 by a score of 7-6. . is March 31 at noon against MissouriIn the opener, David Devey hit a St. Louis. Dress warmly. I Wrestlers edged bv Marquette I TheMarquette Golden Eagles posteda narrow 23-20victory over thellWParksidewrestling team in Milwaukee lastWednesday night. It was only the sixthtime Marquette has beaten UWParksidein 29 meetings between the two schools. The all-time series now standsat 22-6-1in favor of the Rangers. UW-Parksidewinners included Joey Charles,at the 125-pound class, who won a 17-2 decision; Ken Schmidt, wrestling at 149 pounds, who took a 6- 1 victory; and Andy Mueller, 165 pounds, with a tight 5-3 win. Four of the 10 weight divisions saw either a forfeit or a double forfeit. The Rangers, who posted a 5-6 dual meet record, are now preparing for regional competition. GLVC Men's Basketball Standings GLVC TEAM W-L Pet. GLVC Women"s Basketball Standings GLVC TEAM W-L Pet. Southern Indiana 17-1 Kentucky Wesleyan 15-3 Northern Kentucky 13-5 Bellarrrune 10-8 Missouri-St.Louis 9-9 Saintjoseph's 9,9 Lewis 8-10 Indianapolis 7-11 UW-Parkside 6-12 Quin 6-12 SIUEdwardsville 4-14 *IUPU-Pt.Wayne 4-14 *Ineligiblefor GLVCTournament Southern Indiana 15-3 Northern Kentucky 15-'3 Bellarmine 14-4 SIUEdwardsville 12-6 !UPU-Pt.Wayne 10-8 Mtssourt-St. Louis 10-8 Quincy 8-10 Indianapolis 8"10 Lewis 7-11 Kentucky Wesleyan 5~13 UW-Parl<side 3.;15 Cj Salnt Ioseph's 1-17 *Not eligible for GLVC Tournament .944 .833 .722 .556 .500 .500 .444 .389 .333 .333 .222 .222 Overall W-L Pet. 23-1 .958 21-3 .875 22-5 .815 13-11 .542 13-11 .542 15-12 .556 10-14 .417 12-12 .500 9-15 .375' 10-14 .417 7-17 .292 7-21' .250 .833 .833 .778 .667 .556 .556 .444 .jl44 .389 .278 .167 .056 OVERALL W-L Pet. 21-3 .875 21-3 .875 19-5 .792 17-7 .708 17-8 .680 14-10 .583 12-12 .500 12-12 .500 10-14 .416 8-16 .333 6-18 .250 1-23 .043 Seven inducted to Sports Hall 01 Fame The University of Wisconsin-ParkSIdeAthletic Hall of Fame added ten new members during a ceremony at theUnion Dining Room Sunday, Feb. lB.Thenew inductees-Susie Brugioni ofwomen's basketball, Tracy Burbach ofsoftball,wrestlers Dennis DuChene andMarkHemauer, golfer Rick Elsen, JIm Hogan of men's basketball, Carl OlIver.of men's track, Christopher AntoruoSager, and Patrick White of men'ssoccer, and honorary inductee ScottNelson-were on-hand to receive theirplaques. A similar plaque will be ~lacedin the main hallway of the portsand Activity Center. , Inductee Susan Brugioni (Class of 89)was a four-year starter at point Eauardand a two-year captain for the ~y Rangers. She scored 1,049 points an had 355 assists. As a senior, she ~as the NAIA District 14 Player of the tiear,an NAJA District 14 team selecon,and an NAIA All-American. BruF,0ni.earned a double major at UWParli~lde:BA degrees in Sociology and ° ticalScience. f T~eyBurbach ('90) played outfield hO~e UW-Parkside softball team. She fu: d Single-seasonrecords for top batg average (.409) and slugging per- ;:tage (.r08). She ~et the career home record with 12 and boasted a ~b~tting average of .353. She was !riet -tirne NAIA District 14 All-Distim team member and was a threee NAIA All-American left fielder. In her junior season, she was selected to the NAIA National Championship All-Tournament Team. Burbach earned degrees in Sociology and Political Science. Dennis DuChene ('91) holds the record for the most wins ever by a UW-Parkside freshman at 33. His 146 career victories are the most wins in school history. DuChene was an NCAA All-American wrestler as a freshman and junior, and was an NAIA All-American as a senior. He 'was the NCAA national runner-up in his junior season: J::Ieearned a degree in Business Administration from UWParkside. Rick Elsen ('86) led the Ranger golf squad. His sophomore year, he was a second team NAIA All-District 14 selection. In his junior year, he was an NAIA All-District 14 selection. He capped his college career by winning the District Tournament as a senior. He also was named to the first-team NAiA All-District 14 Team. Elsen won six tournaments in his junior and senior seasons. He earned a degree in Business Administration. Mark Hemauer ('91) holds single season UW-Parkside records With 52 wins and 224 takedowns. He also holds the career takedown record With 535. His 145 career wins.is second on the all-time list. Hemauer was both an NAIA and NCAA Division II All- 'American. As a senior, he ranked secand in the nation, and represented the USA on an NAIA All-Star team that toured Australia. He earned a degree in Sociology. Jim Hogan ('72) was named NAIA District 14 most valuable player during his first year at UW-Parkside as a junior college transfer. In both his .junior and senior seasons, he was named to the NAIA All-District team. Hogan is third in all-time single season scoring average with 23.3 points per game and had 907 career points. He earned a degree in History at UWParkside. Scott Nelson ('75) was an-honorary Hall of Fame inductee. He was a fouryear member of the University baseballteam and a student athletic trainer. As an alumnus, Nelson has helped the athleticjrogram thrive by giving his time an talents. His was instrumental in getting electronic scoreboards at the baseball and soccer fields. He is president of the Parkside 200 and is a member of the UW-Parkside Athletic Executive Board. Nelson earned a BA degree in History. Carl Oliver ('94) was an All-American in all three of his years at UWParkside. He set a school record for the indoor 200 meters, the indoor 400 meters, and as a senior, was the NAIA National Indoor Champion in the 600 meters. Oliver represented his native Bahamas in both the 1996and the 2000 Olympics. He earned a degree in Economics from UW-Parkside. Christopher Sager ('94) was a junior college transfer who made an immediate impact. He was selected to the AllMidwest team as a junior while holding the lowest national goals against average at 0.29. In his senior year, Sagar led the team to the NCAA National Tournament quarterfinals. He holds school records for fewest goals allowed in a season at 0.29 and fewest goals allowed in a career at 0.32, and the NCAA record for career goals allowed average at 0.32. He won the prestigious Arthur Ashe Award for academics and athletics in 1994, and earned a BS degree with honors in Business and Marketing from UWParkside, graduating Magna Cum Laude. Patrick White ('95) he was a fouryear mainstay in soccer. He owns 10 school records and is co-owner of four others. As a sophomore, he was selected to the NCAA All-Midwest team, the first of three selections. As a junior, he was named an NCAA All-American and was invited to the 1996 Olympic Trials. In his senior year, he was second in the nation in total points (59), and second in total goals (26). White was the GLVCPlayer of the Year,an NCAA All-American, and was selected to the Umbro Select College All-Star Soccer Classic Senior Bowl. He earned a degree in Sociology from UW-ParkSIde. discussion on March 1st in the Dnio Square at 2-4pm. "This is a very inte~ active event. We'd like to hear every. one's view on this very sensitive issue," says English Professor Chris. tine Christie, Talking Color event coordinator. The Talking color event is sponsored by the Cen ter for Ethnic Studies Department. For more information about Talking Color, contact the Center at 595-2701. For more information regarding multiracial identity and related Issues, check out www.mavin.net/about_mavin.html. Page 8 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside February 22,2001 ~::.-_--_----.:.~~~~~~~:.::=:=...-----:----~~- se,.. What are vou? By Christine Agaiby You are given five choices on appli- . cations ana asked to place a check next to the "racial category that best suits you." How do you determine which box to check, especially if you are multiracial? Over 10.5 million Americans are encountered with the question of "what are you" every day of their lives because they are not recognizably black or white. They are ethnically ambiguous, arousing an uncomfortable feeling in others who cannot place them in a certain category. This question can lead to an internal struggle in the multiracial individual, being forced into the decision of having to "pick sides" in the dichotomous society we live in .. For the first time in U.5. history, the government has recognized the growing population of this multiracial group in the 2000 census. The census allowed respondents the choice to "check all that apply" under the questions regarding race. Was it the increasing popularity of multiracial athletes, singers, and actors such as Tiger Woods, Mariah Carey, and Tatyana Ali who influences the recogAcademv Award Nominations By Lynn Garcia On Feb. 13, 2001, Kathy Bates announced the nominations for this year's Academy Awards at a live cere- • many. Chosen for Best Supportir':g Actor are Benicia Del Taro for Trajftc, Jeff Bridges for The Contender, Willem Dafoe for Shadow of the Vampire, Albert Finney for Erin Brockavich, and Joaquin Phoenix for Gladiator. The Best Supporting Actress nominees are Judi Dench for Chocolat, Marcia WHAT'S ON YOUR RESUME? If you are an English major or aspiring journalist, and have not yet written for a newspaper, what are you waiting for? Add skills to your resume that employers are looking for - writing, interviewing, editing and so much more. The Ranger is now hiring all positions for the Spring 2001 semester. Stop by the office, located across from the Career Center in lower Wyllie hall. . Meetings are Mondays from noon to Ip.m. and are open to all interested persons. When you graduate, what will you have to offer? Gay Harden for Pollack, Kate Hudson for Almost Famous, Frances McDormand also for Almost Famous, and Julie Walters for Billy Elliot. For Best Leading Actor Javier Bardem in Before Night Falls, Russell Crowe in Gladiator, Tom Hanks for Cast Away, Ed Harris in Pollack, and Geoffrey Rush for Quills. Nominees for Best Leading Actress are Joan Allen for The Contender, Juliette nition of multiracial groups? UW-Parkside has also noticed the growing influence mi~ed-r~ce individuals have on today s society, The Center for Ethnic Studies will be presenting, "Breaking out of the Box," a forum that discusses issues that deal with multiracial identity, interracia\ marriage, transracial adoptions, etc. . Students who have had experience with these realities will be encouraged to participate in this friendly forum. There will be a live performance by UW-Parkside students followed by a Binoche for Chocolai, Ellen Burstyn for Requiem For A Dream, Laura Linney for You Can Count. On Me, and Julia Roberts for Erin Brockooich. Up for Best Picture: Crouching Tig~, Hidden Dragon, Gladiator, Chocolat, Trajftc, and Erin Brockovich. An important part of every movie is the screenplay. For Writing (adapted) the nominees are Chocolat, Crouchzng Tiger, Hidden Dragon, 0 Brother, Where Art Thou], Traffic, and Wonder Boys. Chosen for Writing (original) are Almost Famous, Billy Elliot, f.rin Brock· ovich, Gladiator, and You Can Count On Me. The 73rd Annual Academy Award will be televised on March 25th.In the coming weeks Iwill be including movie reviews of the nominated films. Lookfor Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in next weeks issue of The Ranger. Shape Your Future in Health Care • as a Doctor of Chiropractic Ifyou want to help people get well and stay well•. Ifyou want to work independently as a self-employed chiropractic physician Ifyou want to achieve the financial success commensurate with your professional standing as a primary care physician Ifyou want to establish your position in the community as a well-respected Doctor of Chiropractic If any of these criteria match your professional aspirations, please contact Logan College of Chiropractic, today! 1-800-533-9210 WW",'.Ifn;luudg lopoadm@Jotaaoou 185 t Scbeenler Rood, Chesterfield, MO 63017 An Equal Oppmtunity institution of Higher Education • • • • February 22, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 9 -Til' Bangel News stall gelS a golden opportunity continued "This is an excellent opportunity for ustonetwork with profes~ionals,!" the Ii Ids we will be practicmg in, said olsen Forchette, a recent addition this seme;terto the staff, said "It's a oncem.a.lifetime apporl1ml tf to learn whilevisiting a place that have never beento before." The Holiday Inn Golden Gateway hotel,located on the top of one San The AdmIssions Office Is holding a Black& Whit. Plloto Contest. Francisco's fabled hills, is the starting ~mt for all the convention sessions. e Hard Rock Cafe is across the street and up a block, and the California Street cable car stops just outside the hotel's front door.' Be sure to check next week's edition of The Ranger to see if the staff survived the conference and if it was a success. Create • theme for your enlfies or take candid snaps of !lie University eomOilmity. Caah Prlzas willbe awarded Man VS. machine Continued ner,possessing the fastest technology available,was also purchased for the G4. Two Nikon CoolPix 990 digital camerasand a FlashCard reader, in additionto the scanner, create a digital photo processing shop right in the office. Fivehand-held Sony recorders were alsopurchased for the convenience of the reporters in recording interviews. "It is absolutely essential for a reporter tohaveaccess to a recorder for accuracy purposes" says Olsen. Porchette, a 21-year old senior from Somers,is a graphic design major with an arts management minor and a web designcertificate. Forchette is also the graphic designer for the Parkside Student Center, Union 209, and has been for the last year and a half. "Upon graduation, I want to be a well-rounded individual having many different experiences in graphic design and desktop publishing. I believe The Ranger IS a great opportunity to achieve this" says Forchette. The entire staff of The Ranger would like to say "thank you" to Michael Meyers, Information Service Controller, Alan Goldsmith, assistant professor Graphic Design - Art, Corey Mandley, vice-president PSGA, and the Technology Fees Committee for their help and support. Thisis your chance to 10 create your own "Portraits of Parkside" Caplurethe .changing seosons or catch those "priceless" momenls. Watch !lie Rangtr News for I110ftl detaus. For more information aOOother details oontaet Sergio C<ma In the Admissioos Office (Mcin 0111) or call 595-2300. ENTRY DEADLINE: APRIL 6TH DRINKS • MUSIC • DANCING UNDIRGROUND IPORTI ~ SE Wisconsin' sNewest & Hottest Nightclub & Sports Bar THURSDAY IS THEME NIGHT $1.50 ~---' WEDNESDAY IS DANCE MIX NITE $1 RAILS AND TAPPERS summer sessions, hawai'i .6 ~ks, 6 credits. as low'as $2.900 (based. on typi~ '!'!lOStS of tUition. room & board. books, and estimated all'fare) term 1: May 21-June 29. Term 2: July 2-August 10 WWW.summer.hawaii.edu • toll-free 1 (800) 862-6628 University of Hawai'i at Manoa, Summer Sessions 1146 Sheridan Read> Kenosha, WI· 552-0830 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 10 Plllel - ~--~- BllT ------- 2/08/01 Inc. #01-122 Criminal/State Property Damage, Ranger HalL·8:06 a.m.: Residence Life staff member reported two glass plates above the atrium desk were broken. Investigation resulted in oDe student being cited for obstruction' and another student was .referred to Residence Life to arrange for making restitution for the damage. Inc. #01-123 Unauthorized Presence, Ranger Hall, 11:38 a.m.: two students reported several individuals had entered their unlocked room and videotaped them. Investigation resulted in ODe student charged with harassment and two students charged with unauthorized presence. Inc. #01-124 Criminal State Property Damage, University Apartments, 2:02 p.m.: while investigating a·broken window complaint, a student was found to be in possession of a stolen "Exit" sign. Stuqent was cited for theft under $100. 2/09/01Inc. #01-125 Traffic Violation, Outer Loop, .4 miles west of Wood Rd., 8:58 a.m.: a driver traveling at a high rate of spee? was cited for speeding 45 mph in a 25 mph zone. Inc. #01-126 Medical Assist, Union, 11:46 a.m.: student suffering seizures was assessed by Kenosha Med Unit 5 but refused transportation to a hospital stating she would see her own physician. Inc. #01-127 Motor Vehicle Theft, Ranger Hall lot, 2:18 p.m.: student reported her car missing from the Ranger Hall parking lot. Officer checked all the parking lots and located the vehicle in the Corom. Arts lot. Student was taken to her vehicle case unfounded. • 2/10/01 Inc. #01-128 tion , Inner miles west Traffic ViolaLoop Road, .2 of Wood Road, 12: 09 a.m.: -driver traveling the wrong way on a ~neway road was cited for failure to obey sign. Inc. #01-129 Personal Property Theft, University Apartments 4:00 p.m.: visitor reported his cellular phone taken from the apartment's computer lab. No suspects or witnesses to the theft.' 2/11/01 Inc. #01-130 Traffic Violation, CTH E at Wood Road, 1:58 a.m.: driver was cited for failure to stop at a stop sign. Inc. #01-131 Age n c y Assist, CTH E and HWY31, 8:16 p.m.: while on patrol,. UPPS officer observed two vehicles that had been in an accident. There were no injuries and officer cleared when Kenosha Sheriff squad arrived. 02112/01 Inc. #01-132 Personal Property Theft, Union D2, 12:03 p.m., Union staff member reported a change machine located in the Den had been damaged over the weekend and $125 in currency missing. No suspects at this time. Inc .. #01-133 Lost Property, Comm.Arts, 2:55 p.m.: student reported losing her Nokia cell phone on the first floor of Comm.Arts. Inc. #01-134 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop at Wood Road, 8:56 p.m.; driver was cited for failure to stop at a stop sign. 2/13/01 Inc. #01-135 Traffic Violation, HWY 31 at HWY E, 12:19 a.m.: driver was ci ted for failure to obey stop sign/signal, 2nd offense. Inc _ #01-136 Traffic Violation, HWY 31 at HWY E, 12: 35 a.m. : driver was ci ted for failure to obey traffic signal in a construction zone . .rnc . #01-137 Securi t v Alarm, Comm. Arts D153, 7:59 a.m.: UPPS offlcer responding to an- alarm found it had been set ,?ff by an employee. Everythlng was in order. 2/14/01 Inc. #01-138 Agency Assist - 911 hang-up call, UW-Parkside union, 2:38 a.m.: Kenosha Sheriff dispatch requested UPPS officer·do a welfare check for a 911 hang-up call. Officer checked the pay phone and all floors of the Union but was unable to locate anyone. Inc. # 01-139 Traffic Accident, Hit & Run, Inner Loop Road, 6:55 a.m.: staff member walking in a cross-walk was struck by a vehicle whose driver failed to stop at a stop sign. Staff member was not hurt. Inc. #01-140 Property Damage-personal, Unknownlocation, 9:37 a.m.: staff member reported damage done under the hood of her vehicle which may have occurred sometime on Feb. 6. Complainant requested this information be on file. Inc. #01-141 suspicious cirFebruary 22, 2001 cumstances, North Entrance of SAC, 5:49 p.m.: student reported a suspicious male watching her. The area was checked but the suspect was not located. 2/15/01 Inc. #01-142 State Property Theft, Parks ide Union, 9:11 a. rn, : employee reported a uni vers i ty credi t card missing and evidence that it had been fraudUlently used. Investigation continuing. Inc. #01-143 Theft, WYLL Bookstore, 12:15 p.m.: books tore manager reported an individual sold back a book which had never been sold by the Bookstore. Investigation continuing. Inc. #01-144 Traffic Violation, CTH G at CTHA,6:09 p.m.: driver was cited for failure to stop at a stop sign and displaying unauthorized registration. Inc. #01-145 Traffic Accident, Union lot, 7:20 p.m.: two students were involved in an accident in the parking lot. There were no injuries but one vehicle had to be towed from the scene. A state accident report was completed. February 22, 2001 - elAS iflEDS FREECLASSIFIEDSI for a limited time only! The Ranger Newswill print your student classified ads free of charge. Forms are availableat the newsstand in front of the library and between Wyllie and Greenquist Hall. Call 595-2287 for moreiiUormation. Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center. 637-8323. TripleH Grange, LLC OrganicBoarding, Horseback PrivateLessons • BoardingSale! $175 per month. • Be inspired by nature. Comeride with us. 7417- 7 Mile Road (262)681-2964. Chess?1 • Forthe novice to the expert. Inquire with Dennis at 605-7046 to start a club next semester. FREE TUTORING • Freetutoring is being offered by the students from Student Technology Corporation. Tutoring n the following areas of computer related software is available: Microsoft Office, Usingthe Internet Effectively, E-mail and Creating Web Pages. Tutoring will be by appointment. To schedule your appointment, call Bob or Cluis at595-2790. • Do ru enjoy working with children. Would you like to earn extra money? Apply now for a childcare jXlSitionat NTC GreatLakes. Call 847-688-2110,Ext... 103 or apply online at www.ntcmwr.com ApartrnentRenting.com • Freeonline college apartment search. Ranked #lapartment sight for college students. EARN CASH be an ~PartrnentRenting.com representative. Wantedl •~~g Breakers! Cancun, Bahamas, orida, Jamaica and Mazatlan. Call ~L Coast Vacations for a free v~UU1ureand ask how you can orgaIUZe a small group and eat, drink, travel free and earn cash! Call 1-888- 777-4642 or e-mail sales@suncoastvacations.com. Pring Breakl Deluxe Hotels, Reliable Air, Free The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Food, Drinks and Parties! Cancun, Jamaica, Bahamas, Mazatlan and Florida. Travel Free and Earn Cash! Do It on the Web! Go to StudentCity.com or call 800-293-1443 for info. SPRING BREAK 2001 • Jamaica, Cancun, Florida, Barbados Bahamas, Padre.Free Meals Fre~ Drinks and Up to $100 room' credit Call 1-800-426-7710 for special weeks or go to: www.sunsplashtours.com . SPRING BREAK 2001 • Hiring On-Campus Reps, SELL TRIPS, EARN CASH, GO FREE!, Student Travel Services, America's # 1 Student Tour Operator. Jamaica, Mexico, Bahamas, Europe, Florida. 1-800-648-4849. www.gospringbreak.com - FOR SALE 1992 KATANA 600 GSX • Custom paint-job, piped and jetted. $2500 aBO. Call (262) 878-0769 after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785. 2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4 • Extended cab, third door, loaded metallic blue. Take over lease payments or buyout. Call (262) 878-0769 after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785. 1987 Mazda 626 • V4 2.0 en!line, Runs great! New brakes. Asking $950 OBO. Call Ashi at (home) 551-7431 or (work) 595- 2705. 1991 Ford F-150 • Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call 884-6812 and ask for Jeremy. 1988 Pontiac 6000 • Maroon four door, fou~ cylinder, 103 000 mi interior Iextenor in good con'dition,' runs great, new tires, exhaust, and alternator .. Complete maintenance record Asking $1,500 OBO. Call 595-2974 and leave a message. VOLUNTEER AND INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES At the Career Center For further information, contact Michelle Wegner at 595-2011 or Rosearm Mason at 595-2606, or stop by the Career Center, Wyllie D173. Case Management Assistant at Vets Place - southern Center . . • Assist Senior Case manager With intake interviews. • Assist new (formerly) homeless vets with program policies and procedures. d • Schedule residents for gmup an individual counselmg sessions. • Be a team member for case plan Page 11 reviews. • Assist in structured staffings for case plan changes, suspensions or discharges. • Act as pmgram staff liaison to newsletter publishing committee. Public Information and Coordination Assistant at Vets Place - Southern Center • Assist Director and clinical staff including contracted professionals with the compilation, layout, printing, and distribution of quarterly newsletters and program brochures. • Collect and prepare articles regarding veterans and homelessness or other concerns, and assist resident to improve writing skills. • Assist in the coordination of agencies and programs serving the homeless populations in Racine County. Assist the Homeless Assistance Coalition in arranging meetings, mail notices, record notes of meetings and decisions and develop a generic brochure to advance the mission of the coalition. Retention Specialist • Distribute material to public through employers, public service gmups, community gmups, etc. • Present to pubic service organizations, and community groups. • Create new material (i.e. newspaper advertisements) to best highlight the need of foster parents. • Organize foster family activities for retention of homes. Foster Family Licensing Studies • Conduct safety checks of homes. • Run records. • Interview prospective foster parents. ~ • Write case notes. • Place foster children into licensed homes. Department of Correctior1s - Assistant to Probationl Parole Agent • Accompany agents on home visits . and to court. • Assist with interviewing, taking statements, conducting assessments and intake work. • Help with preparation of reports. Victim Advocate/Liaison for the District Attorney in Racine (paid) • Contact victims by phone within 72 hours of their victimization to offer emotional support, empathetic listening, information and referrals, personal advocacy and crime compensation assistance. • Notify victims of their rights, explain the criminal justice process. • Complete one ride along each month with one of the law enforcement agencies in Racine County and provide services to clients off site at the various Community Policing sites. Foster Parent Recruiterl THIS YEAR A LOT OF COLLEGE SENIORS WILL BE GRADUATING INTO DEBt. Under the Army's loon Repayment program, you could get out from under with a three-year enlistment Each year you serve on active duty reduces your indebtedness by onethird or $1,500, whichever amount is greater, up to a$65,000 limit The offer applies to Perkins Loans, Stafford Loans, and certain other federally insured loans, which are not in default And debt reliefis just one of the many benefits you'll earn from the Army. Ask your Army Recruiter. 651..1071 ARM~BE ALL YOU CAN BE: www.goarmy.com OverCI.IDI os. Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document resde Wrap UP Park ide's young wrestling team winds up a 7-3 dual record ·Paue 9 Police Beat Who do you know? ·Page 3 Special Edition: Featuring Comm 250 Many of the articles contained in this special post-spring break edition of The Ranger were written by students in Judy Logsdon's Communications 250 class, Check inside to see if one of your class- mates contributed to this issue. Mai cerns Addressed elre.r eenter elps hen vou are deciding or declaring a major elly Ost rgurd mmuni ri n 250 In. t ad f fillin th ir empty t ma h., tud n I d th IT mind with a ad mi kn wi d . In t ad f tanding m lun h lin, tud n fI ek d t inf rmati n tabl t tablish !utur err g al . Th Y w r hungry for an wer and infer- mati n about major, minors! con- e ntrati n , and c rtifieate pro- gram . And th Y wer nourished at th UW-Park id Maj r Fair. Kim Goldsmith, Career o velopm nt coordinator, ran the maj r fair held on Wednesday, Can."f ." ·topment coord,nollor KJm Cord mith (h lding microphone) directs traffic during the M r air ~ . :nl brought tuden an adviSOrs togelher on the Student Union bridge. Ie'" ... NEWS 2-1 _ SPORTS 8-10 _ ENTERTAINMENT 11 ·Z - JUMP ·.··12 March 3. The event was sponsored by the Career Center, the Advising Center, the College of Arts and Sciences, the School of Business and Technology, and the Office of Associate Vice-Chancellor. "It's important to start planning early," Goldsmith said about career planning. "Explore the options of majors, research what you find interesting, and what the field career has as options." The fair was an opportunity for students to ask questions, explore interests, and meet professors on a one-to-one basis. The networking process for students was built between the relationships with the faculty. UW-Parkside staffer Renee Kirby indicated a student approached her and was "very pleased with the fair." She said the student learned additional information while speak- ing with the Communication depart- ment and was considering a change in major. Faculty members and professors benefited from the fair because it gave them the opportunity to. recruit, encourage, promote, and share information about the depart- ments. Carol Tebben, Political Science professor, was pleased by the turnout. She helped encourage students who were interested in Law to head in the right direction and was able to share new informa- tion to students about the Pre-Law Club. Wendy Leed-Hurwitz, chair of See Majors, Page 12 aW-Parlside Ai.s II ESlabr.. a TradililnS Km1I Leana Malonee ComJ:m,micaliol250 In its thirty-year histoIy, UW-Pmbide has been working Ix> establish traditions between the students and staff in an attempt to p<&- mote school spirit and Ix> get the both sides involved in the llChool's acIivitie8. Because of its diverse population of traditional and non- traditional students, and because the majority of the student pod)' oonsisls of commuters, it has been diffu:ult Ix> establish lraditions. Many of these aam_ are sponsored by Residence Lifer the Residence Hall Association (RliIL). Multicultural Affairs, Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA). and PaI:ksIde Activi_ Board (P AB). Three traditions that have been established here at UW-Parksideare Winter Carnival Week, the HOG ~ and the T<1king Care of Business banquet. The last week of February is Winter Carnival Week. This is llimiltu' Ix> what other schooIsdolx>m]ebraIp ~, "PaI:ksIde used to:have A Homecoming:' , saidSb!p~~ ditector° f University .Adi'llitie$, "btIt due .10lack of interest and. tile ·lItCk· ~fa.Jl1OtblUl team, HomecbltlingWe$(IlU~" That'swhlm WinU!I:~W!l\!kcam¢ in\tl~.Jt'.", With.k>l$of .fun activil;W$ - &et • and b~u..,a1lland This yeatsWil'l.t!lt ~p' eli 2 1.... 20 .• lrIl1.1999 s---===- Eanh Week Cleanup The Keep Kenosha Beautiful Commission is looking for volunteers to help in the third annual Earth Week Cleanup April 17 to 25. Last year over 400 young people and adults collected 6,500 pounds of recyclables and trash. Please consider helping in this community cleanup of Kenosha's beaches and parks! If your club or group of friends would like to "adopt" one of the city's beaches or parks, call the Keep Kenosha Beautiful office at 653-4064 to set up a location and time for your cleanup. Keep Kenosha Beautiful will provide trash bags and arrange for garbage pickup at your site. Contact Michelle in the UW-Parkside Volunteer Program ext. 2011 if you have any questions. liberal Religious Forumon Assisted Death The next University of Wisconsin-Parkside Liberal Religious Forum presents a program as current as today's headlines: Physician Assisted Death. Featuring Dr. c.L. [unkerrnan, this free program takes place Monday, April 5, at noon in Molinaro 109. Dr. Junkerman is professor emeritus of medicine and assistant direc- tor of the Center for the Study of Bioethics at the Medical College of Wisconsin. He will address the topics of euthanasia and assisted sui- cide, and outline the reasons for the growing attention to this is ue. He also will examine the legal and ethical aspects of assisted suicide, the problems it raises as well as criteria for safeguards to prevent its abuse. Dr. Junkerman is widely known for his lectures, consultations, and appearances before ethics committees on difficult treatment decisions and euthanasia and assisted suicide. With the recent airing of an a sist- ed suicide on the news program "60 Minutes," and the subsequent murder trail of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, this is a topic of current national concern. The Liberal Religious Forum is an ongoing series discus ing issues that impact modern religion. This program is co-sponsored by the Parkside Philosophical Society and the Liberal Religious Forum. HOGBowl Week hits Residence life Students are urged to attend and participate. One of the biggest traditions for on-campus residents at UW- Parkside is the Housing OlympiC Garnes, or HOG Bowl. Every April the event is sponsored by UW-Parkside's Residence Life. University Apartments and the Ranger Hall residents hall battle it out to see who will bring hom~ the bacon. Events during HOG Bowl week include the Tug-of-War, a banner contest, and Jelly Bean Mouth-Stuffing contest. Events vary from year to year, but the competition is still intense: Who will it be this year? Ranger Hall or the University Apartments? With the help of these organizations and their ideas, UW-Parkside is establishing a foundation for traditions. But the best way for them to know what you are interested in having or seeing at UW-Parkside is to contact University Activities and give them your input. After all, UW- Parkside is a place of possibilities and it's your university, too. Editor-in-Chief Amanda Bulgrin Sports Editor Sonya Flower Business Manager Sarah Schwalbach Layout Editor Kregg Jacoby n April 110 April) ~ UW-Parkside Student Art Exhibiti n, April 12 to 30 (entrie starting April 5), Communication Arts Gallery, M n/Thurs, 11 am. to 5 p.m., Tuesl Wed, 11 a.rn. to 8 p.m., free. oon Concert Series • Continuing Music Major Scholarship Recipients. Wednesday, April 7, Union Theat r, free. Filins • UW-Parkside Foreign Film ries: "My Fav rit n," April 8 to 11; Thursday I Friday, 7:30 p.m.; Saturday, 8 p.m;; unday, 2 p.m., Union Cinema, admission by season pass. • Parkside Activiti Board: "Amistad," April 14 and 16. 1 ~ r students, $2 for non-students; 8 p.m .•Union . mao Soup & Substance Lunch with an interesting lecture on I I even and' u "'; program is in Union 104 at noon; admission, bre d, and soup are free. • April 14: "If It's Not Fried r Has Ch • I W n't Li it;" program on developing good childhood eating habi Other Events • Lecture: "Murders and Serial Kill rs" wiT m M uire, Tuesday. April 6. noon, Molinaro 149, free. presented by the P. ychology ub, • Geshe Sopa on Tibet and Buddhi m, Fri nd. of th UW-Parkside Library. Thursday. April 8. 7 p.m., -erlook Lounge. library'S nd floor. • "Pure Crass" dramati int rpretati n of the poetry f Wall Whitman, Thursday. April 15. Overl k Loun • library' nd 0 r. • Sci n on Saturday n renee, turday. April 17, 8 a.m, to I p.m., M Ilnaro Hall; t achers $20. edu ti n students $15 Sports Baseball 'S!.Joseph·s C liege -April 2. n n oSt. J ph' oU -April 3, n n 'UW-Milwauk - April 7. n n SoftbaIJ olUPU-F rt Wayne - Apnl 2. All d tes are double h ad UW-Parkside Mini<ourse5 • American Sign Lan a v I 2. Thursd: • A ril 1. ,15. 22, 29. May 6 & 13, 7 :30 p.m. Uni n 207; faculty I liIff$65,. tud I lumni $60; • reanve Connecti 05: Uin Both i . of Y ur Brilin. turdays, April 3, 10, 17. 24. and May 1.9 to 11:30 a.m.: fa uHyl taff $60, tud ntsl alumni $55; • Basic FI raj Design, Mondays. April 5, 12. 19, 2. May. p.m, Uni n 207. faculty I staff $100. UW-Par id 'stud !fItsl alumni 595 (incJud uppli for f ur p' ); • Ballroom Dancing. M nday , AprilS, 12. 19. 26, May p.m. RecCenter; faculty/staff$49. stud ntsl a1umru • Power Walking. Tuesday, April 6. I • 20 &: 27. 6-7:30 p.m. A Track; facultyl taff$24, tudents/alumni$19 • Beginning Ph tography, Tuesda • April 6. 13. 20, 27. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document The The Student Newspaper of the University VOLUME 26-ISSUE 18-FEBRUARY19,1998 News Jobsof the Week Page 2 policeBea!... ·· Page 2 PSGAComer Page 2 Features Pets'Birthday Parties Page 3 Calendarof Events Page 4 Volunteerof the Week Page 4 HeSaid She Said Page5 En tertainmen t WWWPrivacy Page 6 Horoscopes Page 6 Sports . Men'sBasketball Page7 Women'sBasketbalL Page 7 • Inside News 2 F . Eeatures 3 - 5 I s ntertainment.. 6 APorts 7 dvertisem ents 8 ESTABLISHED 1972 of Wisconsin-Parkside UFO's ARE COMING!!!!! Financial Aid News and Scholarship Update Corne see the amazement of a lifetime in the Student Union on February 24th, as Robert Hastings, labo- ratory analyst speaks to UW-Parkside about UFO's. Now, we all may have our own way of thinking that either UFO's are real or not but Robert Hastings will change your view completely. Hastings has been studying UFO's in New Mexico since 1967. He is one of the many researchers who have brought the atten- tion of hundreds concerning alien sight- ings through the Freedom of Information Act. He will share with us here at UW- Parks ide over 600 pages of these once- secret documents that have been see but only by researchers. These documents that Hastings shows us tells of the highly sensitive air- space over those nuclear weapon sites in New Mexico, that the government does- n't want us to know about, including the Los Alamos Laboratory where nuclear weapons are being designed according to The Office of Scholarships and Financial Aid has announced financial aid application filing dates for students. In order to receive Financial Aid for 1998-99 fall and spring semesters, stu- dents should file a Free Application for Federal Student Aid 1998-99 (FAFSA) by the priority filing date of April I, 1998. Students. who are currently receiving financial aid should receive an automatic renewal FAFSA in the mail. Continuing students should begin to receive their 1998-99 financial aid award letters by May 1st. If you are. eligible for a financial aid award but have filed after the priority filing dates your award may be delayed. . Beginning March 23rd, sum- mer 1998 financial aid applications will be available ·in the Financial Aid Office in Wyllie DI91. The priority filing date for summer 1998 financial aid IS May Ist. Students seeking summer 1998 Hastings. There was an incident back in 1950 where the Federal Bureau of Investigation stated that a flying saucer has crashed in the New Mexico desert which was secretly recovered by the U.S. Air Force. This incident held a vague, yet scarry portrait of some for- eign being not from this planet. The report said that "bodies the shape of humans were only three feet tall" were abord this so called ship or "craft". I don't know about you but in my personal beliefs I think that we are not alone. There are other supreme beings out there in outerspace waiting to meet us and come here to learn how we as humans live. Come check out this lecture it might change the way you think of the extraterrestrials or aliens or whatever you might call them. Who knows, there mayor may not be life on other planets. They may be watching right now. financial aid must have filed a 1997·98 FAFSA. It takes 4-6 weeks to process a FAFSA once it is mailed to the federal processing center. Students should also remember non-scholarship related financial aid awards are dependent upon maintaining a minimum 2.0 GPA. Students having difficulty with grades should notify the financial aid office as soon as possible. Academic help is available on campus through the Parkside Academic Resource Center. Although the scholarship appli- cation deadline has passed for the 1998- 99 academic year, students should be aware some new outside scholarships have become available. For example, the Scholarship Claring House of the American Association of University Women has compiled a list of scholar- ships offered by Kenosha organizations for men and women who are Kenosha residents presently enrolled or planning Heather Flohr and Gregg Ludwig at last weeks recruitment fair. to attend college or technical school. They have streamlined the process by providing a master application enabling students to apply for a number of schol- arships with just one form. Upon com- pletion, applications should be returned to the address on the form and post- marked on or before March IS, 1998. The financial aid office also maintains a binder for announcements of outside scholarships as they are received., Application deadlines vary. Students can review this information at any time. Although the institutional schol- arship deadline of January Ist has passed, some new scholarships have become available, others were never awarded and some scholarships reopen as eligibility requirements are not met. Students may stop by the financial aid office and speak with Dee Tabber,Financial Aid Specialist, for further information on available scholarships. News February 19, 1998 page 2 HELP WANTED MenlWomen earn $375 weekly processing/assembling Medical LD. Cards at home. Immediate openings in our local area. Experience unnecessary, will train. Call Medicard 1-541-386-5290 x 118M Earn &750-1500/Week Raise all the money your student group needs by sponsoring a VISA Fundraiser on your campus. No investment & very little time needed. There's no obligation, so why not call for information today. Call 1.800323.8454 x95. PSGACorner Coleen Tartaglia PSGA now has a Web Page. It includes everything that was discussed during the meetings. Their address is: "uwp.edu _-hundIOOO" Check it out! The Hard Hat Cafe will be get- ting a microwave oven very soon. So even when they are closed, students can heat up their own hot foods. Parking tickets may increase next year due to the new Physical Education parking lot expansion. If clubs are interested in pur- chasing computers or computer related material, they must apply to the Tech Fee Committee. They are meeting this Friday at 9 a.m. in the Library Administration Office. You can write a letter and/or appear at the meeting. Since many of the club's budgets were cut, beginning next fall semester, this is a good opportunity to get technical mater], als. Please address any letters to Barbara Hawk at WYLL 0150F. Next year tuition may also be increasing. Members of the PSGA Legislative Committee are planning a trip to Washington, DC, to confront this issue in person. It will be a national lobbying event occurring next year. It is still in the works, so dates are not yet set. If any stu- dent is interested in lobbying for Educational Priorities, please contact Chris' Leipski, chair of the Legislative Affairs Committee. Or appear at the next PSGA meeting, every Friday at noon in CART 129. Jobs of the Week GET READY FOR THE SUMMER JOB FAIR!! MARCH 10TH AND 11TH, UPPER MAIN PLACE. EMPLOYERS WILL BE ON CAMPUS LOOKING FOR STUDENTS TO WORK!! STOP BY THE CAREER CENTER, WYLL D 173, FOR A LIST OF EMPLOYERS THAT WILL BE ON CAMPUS. BE SURE TO LOOK IN THE RANGER AND AROUND CAMPUS FOR INFOR- MATION. ARE YOU FROM THE WASHINGTON D.C. AREA AND WISH TO GO HOME OVER SPRING BREAK OR JUST WISH TO VISIT? The Student BEST HOTELS LOWEST PRICES ALL SPRING BREAK LOCATIONS Florida, Cancun, etc. from $89 Register your group or be our Campus Rep. lnte-campus Programs 800-327-6013 www.icpt.com Employment Office has a position avail- able for a student to drive a small moving truck over Spring Break to Washington D.C. Employing person will pay for bus trip return to UW-Parkside. Infonmation in the part-time posting books. WICKER PLUS will be recruiting on campus on February 26, 1998, in the alcove area across from the Library from 9:30-12:30. Direct sales. Business man- agement opportunities. Create your own schedule! Shop by the recruitmenttable on February 26 for more infonmation, or stop by the Career Center to view thejob - vacancy posting. $300 - $500 Distributing phone cards. No experience necessary. For more information send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Primetime Communications, P.O. Box 694355 Miami, FL. 33269-1355 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 26, issue 16, February 19, 1998 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Wegner Dies In Rehearsal: Students and Faculty Shocked Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document MEMORIAL PROGRAM HELD AT UW-PARKSIDE FOR AUGUST WEGNER DEC. ^ A memorial program was held at the University of Wisconsin Parkside on Wednesday, Dec. 1, for August Wegner, a UW-Parkside music professor and composer, who died suddenly on Nov. 23. Wegner, 52, collapsed during an afternoon rehearsal at the university. The program was held at noon in the Communication Arts Theater, located at the south end of the main campus complex. A reception will follow. This will be the only service in the Kenosha/Racine area. Wegner joined the university in 1972 teaching music theory, composition, jazz fundamentals and music fundamentals. He was twice head of the music department, from 1973-75 and 1977-79. In addition to teaching, Wegner performed with the Parkside Piano Duo, the Kenosha Symphony and the Parkside Jazz Quartet. Wegner, a native of Saginaw, Mich., received bachelor's and master's degrees in choral music and piano from Central Michigan University and a master's and doctorate in composition from the University of Iowa. Survivors include his wife, Patricia, two adult children, his father, stepmother and a brother. Internment will be held in Michigan. In lieu of flowers, contributions can be made to the August M. Wegner 111 Memorial Music Scholarship Fund. Checks should be made payable to the UW-Parkside Foundation. For more information, call the UW-Parkside's University Relations Office at (414) 595-2414. university of wisconsin-parkside NEWS December 2, 1993 Vol 22 Issue 13 Wegner Dies In Rehearsal: Students & Faculty Shocked by Nick Zahn News Editor August Wegner, associate professor of music, suffered a massive heart attack and died at the piano during a University of Wisconsin- Parkside Jazz Band rehearsal in the Comm. Arts theater Tues., Nov. 23. The band, with about 20 members present, was rehearsing for a performance to be held Tuesday evening when Wegner, 52, collapsed. According to Heather Hall, a UWParkside senior, "They were rehearsing and he appeared to have something wrong with the piano. He stood up and he was checking the piano. The vocalist, jackie Allen, was talking to him. They proceeded to go on with the rehearsal and she was over by him again. He had fallen forward over the piano, over the keys, and then had swung back like it was some type of a seizure. Then he fell off the bench and Jackie called Tim Bell [jazz band director] over." "He fell over backwards with an audible thud we could hear up in the booth," says David Mauer, a member of the technical crew that was present at the time. "We heard that big crash and we thought that somebody had fallen off one of those platforms backwards in a chair. But then we saw him laying on the floor." "Tim right away asked if anyone here knew CPR," says Hall. "A few people in the group did have training in CPR but "you know that feeling is so scary that, well, I had it a while ago but I don't know if I could really do it. So they tried but he still had a pulse and he was breathing, so they really didn't need to do anything then." According to Mauer, he stopped breathing about a minute later. At that time Officer Schneider of the UW-Parkside Campus Police arrived and started CPR. "Tim," continues Hall, "had called upstairs to ask if anyone knew CPR and Susan in the office had called the nurses and the nurses came running. By the time they got here the ambulance had already arrived. It appeared to be pretty massive and there wasn't much that anyone could do." Medical personel tried to revive him before and during transport to St. Catherine's Hospital in Kenosha where he was pronounced dead. "It is such a real shock because of his lifestyle and eating habits," comments Hall. James McKeever, associate profes- Students and Faculty Remember Wegner "We do musicals at Parkside now because of Augie He allowed us an opportunity to do that," said Lisa Kornetsky, associate professor of dramatic arts and director of the teaching center. "He wasn't just somebody we paid to come in and choreograph. He was the musical director, he did everything that needed to be done. He did it because he wanted to, not because we were paying him, but because it was important to him and because he really cared about the work." "He conducted for Guys and Dolls which is a very, very successful production," said James McKeever, chair of the department of music. "He worked very, very hard at that. Training the pit orchestra and working with the the individual singers and the production for endless hours helping them and coaching them on their parts. He put forth an immense effort on that, and he loved doing that and he loved the music theater and musicals." McKeever continues, "He was a jazz pianist also. He did a l ot of playing with Tim Bell and with other musicians playing in various places and nightclubs and various occasions. "The last couple of years he's been accompanying Trish Schaefer, who's a very talented singer and actress. They just completed a very successful program the Cabaret," said McKeever. "He composed the accompaniment for all of that from scratch. He took the vocal melody and invented everything and did an expert job at that." "He was saying that he really was so happy with his life now," said Kornetsky. "This is in the context of the musicals that we do, that he really loved doing them (the musicals) that they were so satisfying to him. But also the cabaret work he was doing with Trish Schaefer was incredibly important to him and and the collaboration." Mckeever and others also have fond memories of Wegner's individuality. "We really liked and respected him a great deal," says McKeever. "He had an easy manner. He was a mild mannered gentle person always carefully pondering questions. He also had a very good sense of humor. He always had silly jokes in class and meetings. He was a friend, too. Someone whom I've known for eleven and a half years. He was a joy to be with and he always interested me. There's not one person that does all the things that he was involved with." "He had the piano suspenders that I always remember with his tux and he always made quite a dashing figure," said Kornetsky. "I guess he wore suspenders a lot of the time but I always remember Augie wearing sweatshirts from our shows. He used to always wear Guys and Dolls or Working. Shows that he worked on or even shows that he didn't work on. I can't think of one show since I've been here that Augie didn't come to, even if he wasn't involved." Kieth Harris, technical theater manager, remembers him as a v ery giving man. "The last thing I worked on with him," said Harris "was the Cabaret he and Trish Schaefer did in the studio. He was the always type of guy that made sure he made a point of telling you the next day that he really appreciated your help and your work and he never would take any of that for granted. He was he type of person that would send you a gift and he'd leave a note in your box, and catch you in the hall and say thanks for all the help." Susan Mclntyre, a senior at UWParkside, remembers August Wegner in class. "Just f or your information," he would say "just in case you're at a party and someone wants to know, the frequency of a dialtone is an A on the keyboard." "He'd chuckle and you'd think that was so funny and the whole class- -I mean everyone, loved him, even people that didn't know him." "And he was so modest. I would tease him and I'd say "Augie, what would we do without you? He'd say sor of music and chair of the the department agrees. "That's the most shocking part of it, that he apparently was in such excellent health. He went over to the Phy Ed building and swam every day. You'd always see him at meetings munching carrots and celery. It makes the rest of us think my goodness, I'm overweight and I don't eat as well as he did. Why him and not someone else?" Music students were invited to a discusion held in Comm. Arts D-118 Wednesday, Nov. 24 at noon were a counsellor was available. Members of the campus community shared memories of Wegner and were offered guidence as to how to deal with his death. According to the UW-Parkside Police Department, flags were at half mast in honor of Wegner McKeever remembers Wegner's accomplishments on campus. "He really helped students get through the music theory courses that otherwise might not have been able to really put forth the effort. In addition to the teaching Augie did a lot of playing. He was a very accomplished pianist. He not only accompanied faculty in recitals, regularly but he also accompanied students at times to help them out with their recitals." 'Oh, no no no.' But it's true. I don't know what we would do without him. He was the epitome of style and class. He had it together. He added so much to the theater. "He always had his hand over his nose like this to decide," she crosses one arm and rests the other on it holding her chin. "And everything, the smallest thing, ya know, it would be so important. Like, 'Augie, should I hand this in now or later?' 'Well it's not due...' Ya know, he just gave a lot of thought to everything. He was very concerned for his students." Heather Hall explains that "he was always available for the students. Not just that he'd stop in the halls and say 'hi' to you, it was like he took a personal interest in what you were doing, and he was one of the busiest faculty in the music department. But, if you stopped to talk to him, he would stop and help you if you had a problem with one of your assignments." Hall adds, "He was an accompanist for both my recitals. When I had continued on page 2 l RANGER NEWS - YOUR # 1 N £ WS SOURCE • STORY LE ADS CALL 595- 2 2 8 7 2 RANGER NEWS December 2, 1993 Section A US NEWS Students Remember, cont from pg 1 asked him the first time, I th ought he might not be able to because he was so busy, but he took it on anyway. It was the most reassuring thing because a recital is sometimes very scar)' if you don't have an accompanist that you could depend on," "He was really amazing in terms of what he did for our students who are not music majors," said Kornetsky. "He was musical director on a show and students wanted extra rehearsal time. He would schedule eight or nine extra tutorial sessions during his dinner break between teaching and then rehearsing for three and a half hours." "A lot of dramatic arts students who sing would audition and use music. He knew more about musical theater than the rest of us. So he would help them find pieces and he would rehearse with them and he would make tapes for them. These weren't students who were taking independent studies, these were just people who liked Augie and knew that Augie would help them. And he never turned a student away. He would always make time for students. And students who weren't even his students. He thought of all students as his students." "But," says Mclntyre, "if you ever saw his schedule! I w ent to him yesterday and I sa id Augie can we rehearse sometime? He opened up his calender and he was booked solid. He could squeeze me in for like 45 minutes and I t hought Augie, we don't have to do anything, 'no no no. I w ant you to do well.' And he was great. The fact that he's gone is quite a loss for not only the whole school and the music department but the drama department as well. He was a very important part of us." "It really makes you step back and think how you deal with other people, and all those sort of trite hallmark card things, but you really don't know what's going to happen," said Kornetsky. "Skelly Warren said at this meeting that 'it really reminds you to say the things you need to say to people around you to not leave things unsaid and to let people know that you care about them, and to be good to the people that you love and that you care about.' Because you don't know if y ou're going to see them again. Which this is wild I can't imagine that I'm not going to see him again." Tim Bell, associate professor of music and jazz instructor states "I don't know if I c an find words equal to the worth of that man that we just lost. Augie was a professional- so the students benefited. It didn't matter if it was on campus or of campus. 12:00 at night or 7:00 in the morning. He was there." "He was the consummate musician," added Bell. "But It wasn't because he was a prodigy. It was because he worked hard. That's why he was such a fabulous talent. He was always evolving and so people around him could evolve with him. "He had a lot of talent—a lot of it. And he had a interesting mind. He started learning how to swing ten years ago. He used to come to my jazz appreciation classes every Tuesday and Thursday. I d on't know how it all started but I sa id 'do you want to play a gig?' So we tried it. You have to start. "He did go doing what he loved. I was directing a tune and stopped the band maby once or twice, and I'm running back and forth, and so just before he collapsed I st opped the band. He was over at the piano tinkering with something. What he discovered essentially was a fault with the piano. A mechanism or something like that wasn't right. There he was, though, very active. The next thing that happened is that he collapsed. He was doing what he does. He was totally involved, emerged emotionally into his music. Expressing all the levels of emotion. There he was—next thing he's gone. I'll sure have a difficult time replacing him. You don't replace someone like that. Augie spoke through his Marianne Inman and Ronald N. Satz Address Parkside music." The Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement sponsored Marianne Inman and Ronald N. Satz who lectured during the November months. The audiences stated that they enjoyed the programs. Dr. Marianne Inman is the Vice President and Dean at Northland College of Ashland, Wisconsin. She presented Insights on the Middle East: Perspective on Iran. She portrayed the mysteries of the resource-rich and the culturally wealthy nation of Iran. Dr. Inman lived in Iran for two and a half years in the city of Tehran where she taught at the Tehran University. The culture of Iran is beautiful in imagery and its people. Ziggurats, the architectural style of ancient Persia is famous in the Mid-East. The Audience Hall of Xerxes at Persepolis was to impress visitors with the power of the ancient kings. Many of the buildings that were standing destroyed during the eight year war with Iraq. Professor Ronald N. Satz, Dean of Graduate Studies, UW-Eau Claire presented Native American Treaty Rights in Historical Perspective. Professor Satz was the recipient of the 1992 Award for Merit for Distinguished Service to History from the State Historical Society of Wisconsin. The presentation dealt with the historical side of the treaty rights of the North Wisconsin Native Americans. In the early 1900's the Native American children were isolated from tribal traditions and forced to learn the English language and adopt white patterns of living. The Native Americans had their land taken and were left the most undesirable part swamp land and cutover timberlands. The Native Americans are trying to make a come back to ancestral life but can go only as far as the federal government will allow. The people of both nations are in reality very peaceful and resourceful they are not the "warmongers" they have been labeled as. 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Fully Automated Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha, Inc. 6212-22nd Ave. • Kenosha, WI (414)654-1366 Hours: M-W-F 7:30-3:30 T-Th 8:30-5:30 Sua«t.. o8:.u00u tIUo *2::u0u0 People Helping People For Life SANGER NEWS - YOUR # 1 NEWS SOU STORY LEADS CALL 5 9 5 2 2 8 7 BSSHi RANGER NEWS December 2, 1993 Section A UW-PARKSIDE'S SOVIET STUDY TOUR TO BE HELD MARCH 14-28 Kenosha, Wis. — St. Petersburg, Moscow and Nizhnii Novgorod will be (he featured sites during a Study Tour of Russia offered by the University 0f Wisconsin-Parkside March 14-28, 1994. The tour, open to the eeneral public, will be led by Oliver Hayward, Russian study specialist in the UW-Parkside History Department. Cost of the ,rip is $2,550 and includes airfare, lodging, all meals and admission to several antertainment events. Participants are strongly encouraged to attend a weekly class meeting Thursday afternoons durng the spring semester. The class vill outline historical, political and rurrent developments in the former Soviet Union. Class time and locaion will be named at a later date. While in St. Petersburg, particiiants will stay i n a private home. In all other cities hotel accommodations will be arranged. For more information, or to register- call Hayward at (414) 595- 2467 or (414) 595-2316. Individuals also can write to Hayward at: Department of History, Box 2000, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 ARTS & CRAFTS FAIR TO BE HELD AT UW-PARKSIDE DECEMBER 4 Kenosha, Wis. — Approximately 200 exhibitors from Wisconsin, Illinois and Minnesota will sell their works a t the "19th Annual UW-Parkside Arts and Crafts Fair," a juried exhibition, Saturday, Dec. 4, at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. The free public fair will be held from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the university's main campus complex. A variety of handmade items will be for sale including ceramics, basketry, weaving and woodwork. Patrons are urged to bring nonperishable food items. Donated goods will be distributed to area food pantries. The event is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board and the University Activities Office. Food service also will be available. Due to the large crowd, strollers are discouraged in the building. The University ofWisconsin- Parkside is located five miles east of Interstate 94 on Highway E. Free parking will be available in all university lots. A free shuttle service will be provided for individuals parking near Tallent Hall and the Physical Education Building. For more information, call UWParkside's Information Center at (414) 595-2345. Old Book Comer Christmas in Wisconsin," a fading, by Don Rintz, of Christmas accounts by various writers, occurs on Friday, December 3, at 7:30 p.m. at "e Old Book Corner, 312-6 Slfeet, Racine. Rintz has selected Christmas accounts from four different centuries from such writers as John Muir, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Vincent Starrett, George Vukelich, Edwin Bottomley, Glenway Westcott and others. \fl| w j 11 Sufac Fee Allocation Breakdown • Campus Events s Athletics a Child Care • Health Services • Music s P.A.B. • P.A.S.A. m P.S.G.A. B Ranger • Student Activites B Student Life • s.o.c. • Union • Volunteer Program SUFAC: Ending the Confusion by Tracy Sorrentino This is the first in a series of articles focusing on The Parkside Student Government Association, its related committees, functions, and responsibilities. The Segregated University Fee Allocation Commitee (SUFAC) is the committee designated to disperse the 1.2 million dollars in student fees collected each academic year. The committee is comprised of 8 members, including two students- at-large. The committee is chaired by PSGA senator Vince Borner. Senators Teri Jacobsen, Jime Nicholson, Pedro Harvey, and Kevin Williams, plus students-atlarge Yolanda Jackson and Marcus Lewis comprise the rest of the committee. Members of SUFAC are selected within PSGA and the students-atlarge are elected in the regular elections. According to Jacobsen, when no one runs for the position of SUFAC student-at-large, the winner of the election receives very few votes. She said,"That's sad... that no one thinks it's important enough. This is over a million dollars of students' money we're talking about." . In compliance with the guidelines in the Financial Policy and Procedure Paper (FPPP) a nd the General Administrative Policy Paper (GAPP)#15, the SUFAC committee holds hearings each year and designates the amount of money that will be given to each major status organization. Certain expenditures are allocatable, for example Student Program Operations which include student publications, S.O.C.and P.A.B., while others are not, such as the minimum health care module, building maintenance, and the retirement of debt service. The amounts for these non-allocatable expenditures are not likely to change unless systemwide reforms are instituted or, as in the case of debt retirement, the debt is paid for. The Parkside student body spends approxiamately 5118,000 for debt retirement on the Student Union building and will continue to do so until the debt is retired. During the course of the next few years, SUFAC will be undergoing review and revision in order to streamline its operations. Currently, when it is discovered that an organization has used its funds improperly, the only route SUFAC can take is to place the organization on three year notice. The organization then has three years to make the necessary changes or face drastic cuts in funding or the cessation of funding. The current SUFAC committee is slightly behind schedule this year due to the second PSGA election. The hearings are tentatively scheduled for early February. Significant to note is with the current plan for the Physical Education building addition, the segregated fees collected each semester may increase by as much as 520 per student. Important Financial Aid Changes Announced by Alan R. Cook Assistant News Editor Jan K. Ocker, Director of Financial Aid, in a November 22 interview, announced important changes in the financial aid process that should benefit students in several important ways. Students should keep their eyes open for two separate mailings from his office that will arrive at their homes early in December, he says. The first mailing will announce that additional financial aid is available to current financial aid recipients whose property (or family's property) was damaged by the 1993 floods. Current financial aid recipients who have completed the Federal FAFSA form may be entitled to additional monies because $10,000 in Perkins Loans funds and $10,000 in SEOG Grant funds, received through the 1993 Federal Assistance to Midwest Flood Victims Act. These monies are available to residents of Racine, Kenosha and Milwaukee counties. Potentially eligible students are encouraged to contact the Financial Aid Office as soon as possible, Ocker stresses. The second letter will announce important changes in the 1994- 1995 Renewal Application for Federal Financial Aid. Instead of picking up their renewal forms at the Financial Aid Office, as has been done in the past, students will receive their Renewal Application through the mails, directly from the Federal Government. The new Renewal Form will be much easier to fill out and process, with much of the necessary data pre-printed. Students will be asked to update between 20 to 30 questions, as opposed to the 113 questions required on the old form. Students are reminded that these Renewal Forms cannot be filed until January 1, 1994. They should be based on the students' 1993 tax return. The priority date for filing is April 1, 1994. Included in the Renewal Package will be the Parkside Information Form which should be returned to the Financial Aid Office by April 1. The remainder of the forms will be returned directly to the Federal Office indicated. Ocker reminds students to list "University of Wisconsin- Parkside" on all forms. If students have changed their address in the past year or do not receive the Federal Form for some other reason, they are not to worry, Ocker states. The Standard Application for Federal Financial Aid will be available in the Financial Aid Office after Jan. 1. "The information included in these two mailings is very important," Ocker concludes. "This is important news that should benefit many of our students in important ways." Han g e r news - your # 1 n ews source • stor y l eads cal l 595 * 2 2 8 7 RANGER NEWS December 2,1993 Section B New York Theatre Trip Offered by UW-Parkside A professional theatre seminar which will include a trip to New York and tickets to several Broadway productions will be offered during the spring semester at UW-Parkside. The seminar, offered by the UWParkside Dramatic Arts Department, will consist of a fiv eweek class meeting from 7 t o 9:30 p.m. on Mondays beginning February 14. The trip to New York City will be March 12-19. S T A F F Steven Moore Editor-in-Chief Jeffrey Weniger Operations Manager, Entertainment Editor Joseph G. Kane Managing Editor, Copy Editor Tanya M. Dornik Business Manager Christine L. Wilson Assistant Business Manager Nicholas W. Zatm News Editor Alan R. Cook Assistant News Editor Christopher S, Tishuk Feature Editor Karen DiehJ Asst. Feature Editor Kevin C Williams Sports Editor Gabe R. Kluka Copy Editor Betty C Mcllvaine Calendar Editor Michael D. Paupore Photo Editor Raymond G. Wiggins Putzitondapage April Proska Keeps Ray Sane Doug Foss Photographer Anastasia Lehman Photographer Advisors to the Ranger. julie King, Andrew Mclean, Stuart Rubner, Jan Nowak, and Judy togsdon, Parkside Ranger News 900 Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha, Wi 53141 414-595-2295 The trip package includes roundtrip airfare, seven nights at the Hotel Edison, four theatre tickets to Broadway productions (excellent seating), backstage tours and guest lectures by actors, directors, and designers. Per person costs vary according to room accommodations- $545, quadruple; $675, triple; and $765, double. Space for the trip is limited and a $100 nonrefundable deposit is required to secure airline seating. The seminar will be led by Lisa Kornetsky and Judith Tucker- Snider, both associates professors of dramatic arts at UW-Parkside. The seminar can be taken for college credit or audited. Individuals have the option of taking the class, the trip, or both. For more information or to register, call the UW-Parkside Dramatic Arts Department at (414) 595- 2702. Two UW-Parkside Faculty to Coordinate Arts Tour of England Space is still available for an arts trip to London and southern England May 16-31. The trip is offered by the UW-Parkside Art Department. "Arts in England" will feature museum outings, music and theatre performances. The trip consists of six nights in London, three days in Stratford-Upon-Avon, two days in Oxford, and three days in Bath. A minimum of five theatre/music events are planned and backstage tours will be included. Guided tours of the British Museum, the National Gallery, the Tate Gallery and other British museums will be offered. Other highlights include visits to Warwick Castle, Blenheim Palace, Oxford University, Roman Baths, and the Shakespeare properties. Cost, of the trip is $1995 for double occupancy and $2325 for single occupancy. The fee includes airfare, ground transportation in England, tour and theatre fees, and some meals. The trip will be led by David Holmes, professor of art and Judith Tucker-Snider, associate professor of dramatic arts. Space is limited to 25 persons. A $200 non-refundable deposit paid immediately insures participation. For more information or to register, call UW-Parkside's Fine Art Department at (414) 595-2702 or (414) 595-2581. Ethnic Festival Week Featured By: Karen Diehl Asst. Feature Editor "Know the Past, Imagine the Future," is the theme of Parkside's Ethnic festival week. The festival is being held from December 6-10 as a part of the University's 25th anniversary celebration. Each day of this event features a different ethnic group. German Fest starts the activities on Dec. 6 with Roland Braun playing Bavarian accordian music. Dec. 7 features Festa Italiana, and on Dec. 8, Irish Fest showcases the "Shamrock Color Guard." Polish Fest is celebrated on Dec. 9, and finally, on Dec. 10, African, Hispanic, Asian, and Native American cultures will be displayed. Each day at noon in Main Place, a different event will be presented free of charge. ENVIRONMENTAL NETWORK UPDATE Libby Wheary Feature Writer On Sunday November 14, the Parkside Environmental Network cleaned up litter along Outer Loop Road. We worked for two and one half hours and collected fourteen bags of trash, four bags of recyclable material, two tires and $25.15...proof that it really does pay to take care of our earth! The most common items collected were flyers promoting a social activity in Racine. These flyers had been placed on the vehicles parked in the Union lot. The University does not allow flyer distribution in the parking lots. When students find these flyers on their vehicles, please dispose of them properly. This unauthorized advertising could also be reported to Student Activities. Although we were successful in our endeavors to clean-up the campus, there is much more out there than what meets the eye. As the day wore on, we discovered that this was to be more than just a one day project and a task much larger than five people could handle. But the fact remains that we did make a difference and this is only the begining. Please do vour part in keeping our campus clean! Thank You to the members who participated in the "clean-up": julie Streiff, Vickie McGruder, Michelle Cortez and Roger Field. P.E.N, meetings held every Wednesday at noon in Greenquist D-103. Join our team! FROM THE EDITOR It is our utmost to provide readers with a news service, both informative and entertaining, which captures a realistic picture of student life at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Before we end this semester, I invite your comments and suggestions through our survey. Your input will be greatly appreciated. -Steven Moore, Editor-in-Chief RANGER NEWS SURVEY 1. Coverage and content in the area of Campus News Outstanding Good Average Poor 2. Coverage and content in the area of Feature News Outstanding Good Average Poor 3.Coverage and content in the area of Entertainment News Outstanding Good Average Poor 4.Coverage and content in the area of Sports News Outstanding Good Average Poor 5.The overall writing in the newspaper Outstanding Good Average Poor 6.The overall graphics, designs, and layout of the newspaper Outstanding Good Average Poor 7.Photographs in the newspaper Outstanding Good Average Poor 8. Overall, are you happy with our newspaper? YES NO 9. What is your favorite part of the newspaper (which are you sure to read)? 10. Any other suggestions and comments? SANGER NEWS - YOUR # 1 NEWS SOURCE • STORY LEADS CALL 59 5 228 7 5 RANGER NEWS December 2, 1993 Section B teaching Center Providing Instructors With Teaching Alternatives by Chris Tishuk Feature Editor As part of the recent construction over the summer, Parkside installed a Teaching Center next to the new advising center, in the old bookstore location. The UW-Parkside Teaching Center was established to serve as a central place for the support and development of teaching as an individual and community enterprise. The purpose of The Teaching Center is to meet the needs of faculty and instru ctional staff who want to become b etter teachers or engage in dialogue with other people about leaching. It is a place where instruclors can sit down and discuss what happens in t he classroom. "Since classrooms are generally such a private pla ce and many professors never see each other teach," Lisa Kornetsky, Teaching Center Director said, "the Teaching Center provides a chance for instructors to talk about education tactics and become better teachers." The Center was started by El an a Rocco and has received a lot of support from the Administration. Under the auspices of the Associate Vice Chancellor for Undergraduate Studies, it acts in c ollaboration with the Committee on Teaching, whose purpose is to stimulate and support teaching excellence. The Center provides presentations and discussions that encourage the analysis and infusion of n ew ideas about classroom instr uction, the role of education at UW-Parkside, and methods of evaluating teaching. An important segment of the Teaching Center is the Monday Noon, Brown Bag Lunch Series. Some of the topics covered this semester during the series include ways to structure and work with groups in the classroom, teaching for diversity, and student's first amendment rights in the classroom where they discussed how to handle situations when students are very vocal about certain issues that may have come up in discussion or lecture. The Teaching Center supports the activities of individuals and departments determining methods of assessing student learning and improving teaching. The Center does not evaluate teaching for personnel purposes, but does provide information and support services- such as mentoring programs for new faculty and staff and training sessions for peer evaluators- for individuals and departments who are engaged in evaluation. The Teaching Center is home to the Teaching for Diversity Project and supports the development of teaching-related projects and grants. Kornetsky believes that "if people really start to take advantage of it, the Teaching Center could become a very powerful resource on this campus and a real center of intellectual activity for faculty and staff and therefore students." HOME AWAY FROM HOME by Vanessa Woods Oscar Toscano is a Residence hall assi stant at Parkside. "You lend to become more responsible, you tend to become independent." Residence hall coordinators go through a rigid selection process along with having to be organized, understanding, responsible, creative, and have a friendly disposition. All R.A.'s are CPR certified. Responsibilities of R.A.'s consist of night duty(Sunday through Saturday), making rounds by checking for safety hazzards and making sure everyone is observing their twenty-four hour courtesy hours and programming for residents. However, there are some benefits being an R.A., such as free r°om, board and a free meal plan. There are eight R.A.'s and two enior R.A.'s. Buildingl, Alanna L0rr.a; bui'ding 2, Carl Fischer; ding 3, Kevin Williams; build- 'ng 4, Menchie Santos; building 5, ojata De; building 6, Oscar oscano; building 7, Damian vans; and lower buildings 2,3,4, hauna Hodges. The two Senior • s ar e Ken Fowler and Melissa Denil. The Residence Hall Association (R.H.A.) established to help create a sense of community. R.A.'s are also a part of R.H.A. because they are responsible for creating communityfa central theme year round). This year's programming has included events such as going to the dog tracks, haunted house trip, ghost story telling hour, rape awareness, alcohol awareness and some sporting events. Menchie Santos, an R.A. majoring in business with a concentration in accounting said, "The residence hall gives students an opportunity to feel more like a part of the university, it provides them with the convenience of being right at the school's doorstep, you know, they have the opportunity of using the facilities that are right there. Just living at the residence hall is just a good experience, it's a home away from home." Now that you know what an R.A. is and does, for those interested, come join the fun and see what the Parkside residence halls are all about. Is That All They Do Is Give Out Parking Tickets? Claire Schoor Feature Story "We are here to protect not only the universities property, but the people on the campus," says Thomas J. Knitter, the Interim/Director of the University Police and Public Safety Department. While interviewing Knitter on what the Parkside University Police is all about, I came to realize that we, as students, are not aware of what services that are provided for us. That is, our own police force. One that protects us and provides the specialized functions that are unique to our environment here at Parkside. Referring to university police as a full authority police agency, just as any city or village police department, Parkside's officers are sworn law enforcement officers. The department currently has 14 sworn police officers which includes both full time and part time positions. The police staff is supported by non-sworn community service officers( CSO), who are UW-Parkside students. The CSO's, as they are referred to, perform dispatch, clerical duties, and assist with crowd and traffic control at special events. Knitter commented, "that in the past, several CSO's have gone on to become part time police officers." With the university police serving our campus 24 hours a day, a variety of areas fall into their responsibility. Basic police func- Thomas Knitter tions include: investigation of crimes, traffic accidents, enforcement of traffic laws both on campus and the roads adjacent to the campus(Wood Road, Hwy. 31, County E, A, and J), the enforcement of both state and UWS Chapter 18, and last but not least, the enforcement of parking regulations. The department provides a number of services including: motorist assists, key assists, escorts, and calls for general assistance to the campus community. The department receives approximately aOOO calls a year. A majority of these are calls for service. The department operates its own dispatch/ communication center, and the emergency line(2911) is staffed 24 hours a day by either our own dispatcher or a dispatcher from the Kenosha Sheriffs Department. To some, it may seem that the university police is just a security department, and that may have been true some years ago. However, today we must realize that this department is a professional police agency, although very specialized because of its environment. They have full authority to take any necessary action to protect the campus community. They have full communication with other agencies, such as the Kenosha Sheriff and Police departments. They have their own radio frequencies, emergency telephone lines, and 24 hour services that all form together to to help students, faculty, and visitors here on campus. Plenty of time and effort goes into our campus police force to create a better surrounding for all. So next time we, as students, think they are just here to give us parking tickets, and shut the doors on dorm parties, THINK AGAIN! They do it to provide a safer environment for all of us. Dancin' to the Music in the Fight Against AIDS at Nitro On Sunday, December 5, 1993, people from across the state will be Dancin' for AIDS at NITRO, 500 Water St., Milwaukee, to show support and raise money for AIDS care, education and research. Organizers of the four-hour pledge dance except to raise $60,000 for the Milwaukee AIDS Project, Southeast Wisconsin AIDS Project- Kenosha, Northwest Wisconsin AIDS Project- Eau Claire and Wisconsin Community-Based Research Consortium - service agencies of the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin, Inc. Danc'n for AIDS is not a dance marathon - you can dance as much or as little as you want, and enjoy lively and varied dance music on the main floor or in a special area for country two-stepping and line dancing. Food and beverages will also be available for purchase. "Our hope is that Danc'n for AIDS will help call attention to the AIDS epidemic in Wisconsin at a time when the entire globe is recognizing this tragic epidemic," said Tim Kennedy, director of communications at the ARCW. December 1 marked World AIDS Day, an international day of coordinated action against the spread of AIDS. 'This year's theme is 'Time to Act,"' Kennedy added. Registration for the dance begins at 5 p.m. and the dancing starts at 6 p.m. Due to a limited space, each dancer must bring at least $50 in pledge money to enter. Prizes will be awarded based on the dollar amount turned in on the evening of the dance. Dancers who turn in the following pledge money on the evening of the dance can win exciting prizes for their efforts, including: $50, entrance to the dance and a Dancin' for AIDS bandana; $125, Dancin' for AIDS t-shirts; $275, Dancin' for AIDS sweatshirt. In addition, the people who turn in the highest amount of collected pledge money on the evening of the dance may win: Grand Prize, two round-trip tickets courtesy of United Airlines to anywhere in the continental United States that United flies; First Prize, city-wide shopping spree valued at $1000 courtesy of Banana Republic, Bay Shore Mall, Cignal, Fox's Menswear, The Gab, Goldi, Grand Avenue, Northridge, Pride of Milwaukee, Southgate and Southridge; Second Prize, 45 CD Promotion Package courtesy of Atomic Records, The Exclusive Company and Mainstream Records. Team dancers are also welcome and eligible for prizes. Teams are made up of 2-12 people who compete with other teams to raise the highest amount of pledge money. Team members are eligible for individual prizes as well as special team prizes. The two top teams (2- 12 members) that turn in the highest amount of collected pledge money on the evening of the dance could win: Grand Prize, VIP luxury box for a concert at Poplar Creek or VIP package at Chicago's Comisky Park for a baseball game, courtesy of TicketMaster; Team First Prize is tickets to the "Nutcracker" at the Performing Arts Center, courtesy of the Milwaukee Ballet. The Human Immunodeficiency Virus, or HIV, is the virus that causes AIDS. The virus damages the body's immune system, leaving it defenseless against infections and some cancers. HIV is primarily spread through unprotected sexual activity, by sharing injection drug needles, and from an infected mother to child during pregnancy. "More than 20,000 men, women, and children in Wisconsin are HIV positive and by the end of the decade it is projected that as many as 40,000 people in Wisconsin will be infected," Kennedy said. "Between 3500 and 5000 deaths will have occurred." The AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin, Inc., through its four sen-ice agencies, is committed to providing comprehensive case management and support services to people who are living with AIDS and HIV disease; making available innovative and aggressive HIV prevention programming; ensuring access to experimental drug therapies; and engaging in HIV advocacy- Currently, more than 900 men, women and children with HIV disease from the Southeast and Northwest regions of Wisconsin utilize the agency's case management and support services. For more information about Danc'n for AIDS or to receive registration and pledge forms, please call the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin, Inc. (414) 273-1991 or toll free (800) 359-9272. Pledge forms are available at retail outlets throughout the area, including all Kohl's Food Stores. SANGER- S pWS « Y OUR # 1 NEWS SOURCE • S TORY L EAD S CAl l 6 RANGER NEWS December 2, 1993 Section C Diversity, Something to Think About by Rochelle Boyd Who instructs "Communication of Human Condition?" What material taught within this course qualifies it to fulfill the diversity requirement? These and other questions could have been asked at the Panel of Instructors who teach Ethnic Courses. On Monday, November 22, 1993 at 12 noon, there were approximately 20 instructors, who took time out of their busy schedules, to meet with students and answer questions about the ethnic courses they offer. Unfortunately, no students showed up. This is a growing concern of mine. Diversity is definitely an important issue today. Diversity, diversity, diversity! Universities are constantly revising and adding to their "Designs for Diversity." EVERYONE has to take a diversity course to graduate whether they like it or not. This panel would have been the perfect opportunity to find out what the course offers, who instructs it, or which course could benefit them the most. This was just a tiny step to increase awareness. It was disappointing to see so many instructors show up with syllabi, notes on the course, and open arms to students with questions and concerns, and yet, no one showed up. This raises questions in my mind. Is diversity a high concern of students here on campus? Do students care if the courses they take benefit them? Or do students just take the diversity course that looks the easiest for them? The University is making an effort to increase diversity through the system's Design for Diversity".. Yes, diversity should be automatic and you should not have to create a program to implement this, but no system is perfect. Since diversity does not come with such ease, the students also need to make a sincere effort to increase diversity through many ways: individual or group activities, involvement, adventagous learning, or whatever appeases you. This, of course, will not solve the problem of the lack in interest in diversity, but it is a start! WILDER, WILDER, WILDER AT PARKSIDE by April Proska Thornton WildePs The Pullman Car Hiawatha, The Long Christmas Dinner, and The Happy Journey To Trenton and Camden will be performed in Studio B in the Communication of Arts on December 3, 4, 10, and 11 at 7:30 p.m., with a matinee on December 9 at 10:00 a.m. Tickets can be purchased in advance or at the door for $7 for the general public and $6 for senior citizens and students. Wilder, Wilder, Wilder is being directed by Leon J. Van Dyke, who is the professor of dramatic arts at U.W.-Parkside; and Susan Mclntyre, who is a senior dramatic arts student. The cast consists of sixteen members, including Beth Brouillette, Chris Harder, Brian Gleiter, Timothy McGrady, Maxwell Mount, Virginia Hartley, J. And rew Lowe, Tina Paukstelis, Erica Sanchez, Kathy Honigmann, Bristol and Steve Bosco. The Production team members include : Deborah Cutler, stage manager; Liza Handziak, assistant stage manager; Mike Gename, scene design; Heath Denikas, lighting director. The costume designers are Lizz Otto, Margaret Adamson, and Kimberly Instenes. Thornton Wilder was born in - Madison on April 17, 1897, and died on December 7, 1975. Wilder7s plays have been described as "fluctuating between fantasy and philosophy, skepticism and mysticism, playfulness and society." Wilder's plays may have taken place in the 19?0's, but seem "modern, warn, and winsome." The Pullma i Car Hiawatha is the story of a group of people traveling on the samr train car on December 21,1930 from New York to Chicago. Their lives intercede for only that period of time during the train ride. The second play, The Long Christmas Dinner is a story detailing the annual dinners being held around one table (belonging to one family) in an accelerated motion of period of ninety Christmases. The Happy Journey To Trenton And Carmen shows us a story of a family traveling by car to visit their married daughter. It is a simple story that is sure to remind many about their own family car trip experiences. For more information or to reserve tickets, call 595-2564. There is a limited amount of seating (only 90 seats), so tickets may be sold out. Uftot t» tAc Gditv) The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to the Editor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with n editorial article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomed as are reader's viewpoints on campus and community issues. A representative sample may be published when numerous letters expressing similar viewpoints ar received, letters to the Editor must be typed and double-spaced and include the author's name, social security number, and telephone number. Letters may not exceed 250 word and should be delivered to The Ranger News, rom WLLC D139C, before 12 pm on Friday. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as those containing offensive, libelous, or misleading information, will be returned to the author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters. "Gay Militants Storm Church, Police Do Nothing" I would like to bring something to attention, that occurred in the recent past. Taken from the Point of View Radio Talk Show on the USA Radio Network; World, 10/9/93—"On September 19, at the Sunday evening service of the Hamilton Square Baptist Church in San Franciso, a mob of 75 to 100 homosexual rioters intruded onto the church grounds, blockaded some churchgoers from entering or exiting, and vandalized the grounds. Police did nothing to protect church members. No arrests were made and no coverage was given by either of the city's two major newspapers. Rev. Lou Shelton of the Tranditional Values Coalition was speaking at the service. He frequently speaks out against the homosexual agenda. The homosexual activists pelted church-goers with rocks and eggs, tore down one of the church's flags and replaced it with a gay rights flag, tore up trees, broke a door, physically removed and destroyed cement benches, blocked all traffic at a major intersection, harassed those inside with a megaphone, and terrorized elderly worshippers into tears. They ended the night by chanting, 'We want your children. Give us your child!' Officers from the San Franciso Police Department's northern district responded to the disturbance. When asked why no arrests were made, one officer told World magazine, on the condition that he would not be identified, 'That would not be a politically correct move—pure and simple.'" I ask you, "What is this world coming to?" A Concern Christian - Brian Matsen Dear Editor, I don't have any friends who feel work is more important than college. In the October 21 issue, the authors of "Should Upstate Special Interests Dictate Wisconsin School Policies?" discussed the W.S.A.B. 217 bill sponsored by Wisconsin tourism businesses. This bill proposes that classes cannot begin until after Labor Day. The tourism industry should not dictate how college semesters should be scheduled. First, colleges should determine when school starts independent of special interest groups. Colleges are not concerned with meeting the scheduling needs of businesses. If colleges conceded to dodge every scheduling conflict that businesses have, colleges would never be able to find a sufficient semester schedule. Second, the tourism industry doesn't account for other industries. If the bill passes, school would start later, but students would have to return to college on January 3 for exams. With students returning to classes almost two weeks earlier, businesses could be hurt if they rely on winter help. Ski slopes may be affected if they hire college help over the busy Christmas break. Many retail stores also hire college help during the holiday season to help with the crowds. Third, the tourism businesses have forgotten about students' interests. Most students use Christmas vacation to unwind after taking exams. With the bill passed, the "vacation" would be used to study. Because of this, there wouldn't be a break between semesters. With these points combined, the bill should not be legislated. It does not deal with the whole picture since it concentrates only with the tourism industry. It would work if only colleges and summerbased tourism businesses existed. Sincerely, Melinda L. Vasatko Dear Editor, I applaud the administration in making UW-Parkside a non-smoking campus. However, much to my dismay, a common picture at any UW-Parkside entrance is a collection of cigarette butts sprawled across the ground. Smokers should realize there are items called ashtrays and garbage cans located outside these entrances around the campus. I would appreciate if smokers would dispose of their cigarette butts in the proper fashion. I am sure smokers would agree if they saw a pile of soda cans and candy wrappers at every entrance, they would wonder why there is so much garbage laying around. That's how I feel when I see hundreds of cigarette butts lining the cracks of the sidewalks. Recently when I went for advising, I noticed a definite smell of cigarette smoke by faculty offices. Maybe the UW-P faculty and staff wasn't properly informed of the new non-smoking policy. I would hate to believe that any UW-P faculty member would knowingly defy the rules governed by a non-smoking campus. What type of example is this showing our student body when staff members do not follow these rules? CHARGE! Check out our low-cost credit cards! Get convenient credit with ECU MasterCard or VISA 13.8% APR with a $5 annual fee and 25-day grace period! Serving ail UW Parkside employees and students. X NCUA Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 ANNOUNCING JJ] FOR LAKES It>E HAYEKS , m-UCTWW OF 4EKIDME •A HE» DEC. 5 & 6 at 7PM AT THE RHODE. 514-56 •WST.'KENOSWM , OR cm. FOR. /NFO on CASTING 4 TECH HEW* .*£•231 RANGER NEWS - YOUR # 1 NEWS SOURCE • STORY LEADS CAL L 5 95- 2287 RANGER NEWS December 2, 1993 Section C VIGNETTES Viet Nam: Slight Reprise Gabe's 2nd 2 Last Gab by Cat Having not been able to conjure any cute or clever satire since | guess I've acquired my first case of writers block in over twen- Iy years. So instead of continuing io stew over the questions and anger that "Viet Nam ...Won And Lost..." reinvoked for me, I've gone back to the catharsis of the pen, although a case could be made for mid-terms or these word processors [hat refuse to bend to my will. When I was called to active duty in 1969,1 went in spite of a draft number of 265 and a divinity school C.O. status. I had cut my political teeth in '67 marching with Father Groppi up in Milwaukee, in 68 at the Democratic Convention and during " The Days of Rage " in m I counted among my friends, jerry Rubin, author of Steal This look, who personally handed me my Youth International Peace Party YIPPIE). Abe Peck, who gave us sir. Natural and was the cartoonist for the Chicago Seed. I I had nodding acquaintances | with Abbie Hoffman, a lunatic and menace to society and the flashpoint for the Cons piracy Eight Trial. Tom Haydn (this was pre Hanoi's Jane Fonda), Bobby Seales, the man in chains, Jeff Fort, leader of the Peace Stone Nation, and Rene6 Davis, the most quiet 'revolutionary' I've ever met. By early 1970, when Nixon and the National Guard murdered four at Kent State, I was actively entrenched in the war to remove Nixon from office and end that 'Cod forsaken' war. In retrospect, he finally did keep his campaign promise, but thousand of American lives too late. Of course it was getting too late for me as well. 1970 saw my arrest and charge of conspiracy, a 20 year MINIMUM sentence. My attorney, bless his soul, ingratiated my parents with a five' minute tirade, on the steps of the courthouse, stating that if they expected justice, the joint needed to be wired for explosives and wiped from the "face of the earth". Fortunately, Julius Hoffman, Judge for the Conspiracy trials, had already thoroughly embarrassed the judiciary to the point that my charges were promptly dismissed, and in my own defense I had never committed or plotted any act of violence. But the damage was done, and I had retired my six-shooter, all Bics at the time, and fell into a great depression that very nearly ended all my goals. My wounds did not heal well or easily, and were never put into perspective for me until my brother from his second tour attached to the Strategic Air Command that flew regular sorties out of Thailand. I think we may have actually helped heal each other. The only reality that still intrudes is his insistence on including my name in his regular higher 'clearance' checks. Thafs right, he uses me, same as all of us used him (kind of ironic, isn't it?) Thanks Paul. OBSERVATIONS Putting Things in Perspective by C. J. Nelson This past week I have had an opportunity to face my mortality, for the past two weeks I have been having progressively worse headaches. Last Thursday I found out the cause was extremely high lood pressure that could have led to a stroke. 1 ca ught a break. The blood pressure was brought down to a Manageable level after four tense (ays. The headaches are slacking 0 and I am able to function again. While I lay with a banging head, it °ccured to me that this may be VerY ^'ous. That thought, in ,urn' 80t fro to thinking about my years and two weeks of existence. The first thoug ht I had was how ^ech I enjoyed my wife, son and <aughter. Daily stresses notwithanding the support of one's famili 's not something to be taken 5 t'y- Rather, it is something to ** treasured. My second thought was of how L,ch I have enjoyed intellectual ^change of ideas that I have expend both in the Navy and here ,n ,airks'de- The pursuit of ideas, understanding is another part l,fe 0ne should celebrate. My next thought was of how much comfort I derive from a personal religious commitment. I find God to be a friend, he understands the complexity of daily existence. He helps and does not look to give humans a hard time for no reason. All of this helps me put my existence in perspective. Politics, although fun, and important issues to the nation, althought interesting, pale when wondering if my numbers are short. Like I said, I was lucky. Nothing major happened, but it could have very easily. I have met several people who have had the "good fortune" to look at their mortality. Two of them are on the Ranger staff—Joe Kane and Gabe Kluka. Both of them are easy going, a pleasure to talk and discuss things with. Joe stated to me, that "'I'm happy to be here' is not just an empty phrase for me any more." My sentiments exactly. It is not my intention to be melodramatic or to troll for sympathy. It is my intention to urge all who read this to step back take a look at their lives, and count their blessings. At least my observation is "difficult as life is, it could be worse." by Gabe Kluka Some careful reflection on mv recent behavior has lead me to a frightening conclusion: I am a cheesehead. God that's painful. For years I have denied it, but I realize now that if I try to cut my wrists, Cheez Whiz will come out. Unfortunately, the sudden realization that I am cheesehead, has caused me to embrace my dairy nature and revel in it. For example, hke all other cheeseheads, I have become a rabid Packer fan. Andrew Patch, ex-king of the Ranger News and Packer fan, and I went to the Green Bay-Detroit game two weeks ago. We purchased tickets from a scalper, and had a fine time cheering the Packers on, and of course they won. Now, going to the game isn't really proof that I am a rabid Packer fan. However, I have elevated Reggie White, Brett Favre, and Sterling Sharpe to god status, and I am currently in the process of repainting everything I own Packer colors. My first born male child will be named Curly Lambeau Lombardi Kluka, and my first female child will be named Maxine McGee Kluka, and my fiance, Laura, will skin me if I continue to think this way. For those of you concerned with your own cheeseheadidness, I have developed some questions that you can ask yourself, to check if you have entered the realm of the dairy fairies, and are wallowing in Swiss. Rate your answer from strongly disagree (1) to strongly agree (5) and Y UO RV E I N S check your answers against the scale below. 1 • My favorite food is bratwurst. 1 2 3 4 5 2. Ice fishing is fabulous. 1 2 3 4 5 3. The Packers are the best thing since the invention of the wheel 1 2 3 4 5 4. My favorite city is: a) Milwaukee Add 4 b) Madison Add 3 c) Sheboygan Add 5 d) Rhinelander Add 10 e) Chicago Go home flatlander 5. "Dere" and "Ya" are important words in my vocabulary. 1 2 34 5 6. Deer hunting is as important as Christmas. 1 2 3 4 5 7. Beer is a) My life Add 5 b) Almost as good as milk Add 4.5 c) OK Add 3 d) Disgusting Add Nothing 8. Blaze Orange clothes are an essential part of my wardrobe. 1 2 3 4 5 9. The Dells should be the nation's capital. 1 2 3 4 5 10. Walleye are the best fish ever and should be the national animal. 1 2 3 4 5 Total your score and compare to the scale below: 45-55 Congratulations! You are a full blown cheesehead. If you were cheese you'd be cheddar. When you get near a deer rifle you probably grow a beard. Chances are that your children will be born with a deer tag pouch genetically attached to their back. 3d-44 Not bad! If you were cheese you'd be Swiss. (Some holes but generally pretty strong.) You probably own at least two pieces of Packer paraphernalia. You're likely to die at age 39, from clogged arteries caused by eating too many brats and drinking too much beer. 25-34 Just ok. If you were cheese you'd be mozzarella. (Kind of mushy, but still a good cheese.) You're likely to admit going fishing. Chances are you'll drink a few beers and watch the Packers if they are having a winning season. 0-24 If you were cheese you'd be American. (A generally agreeable kind of cheese, but generic, for everyone has a little cheesehead in them.) You're probably a closet Bears fan, and do not own a gun. Blaze orange is not in your vocabulary. Thank you for participating. Next Week- My last column! Augh! I'm being sucked down the vortex of graduation! P S. According to Heath Denikas, Adolf Hitler only had one testicle. POETRY CORNER My Lord Please Help Me by Marcus N. Lewis My eyes water, my nose drips. How can this happen right now? My Lord help me. My heart is crushed. My smile turns into a frown. My Lord please help. I don't understand why this happened. I don't understand why bad events ocur to good people. My Lord please help me. My tears drip constantly. My head slowly hangs low. My family tells me to stay strong. But I don't know how to stay atrong. My Lord please help me. My love was expressed through my emotions. My love was given through my actions. My love wasn't clearly shown. My Lord please help me. I think to myself, I didn't get to sayu good Bye." I think to myself, I didn't get to say" I love you." I think to myself, didn't get to give any last hugs and kisses. My Lord please help me. My Lord please take care of my grandmother. My Lord please let her Know that I love her. My Lord please help me stay strong. My Lord please help me stay brave and mortal. My Lord I ask why bad events occur to good people. My Lord please help me. As I think, I realize she is with you, my God. As I think, I realize she is at a better placed of no trouble. As I think, I realize that she will be missed. As I think, I realize that her memory will not be forgotten. As I think, I ask myself why this? My Lord please help me. My Lord help me obtain the courage to go on in life. My Lord let her know I Love her. My Lord give her a message her, tell her I'll miss her. My Lord let her know I'll see her when I get there. My Lord please help me. My Lord please help me. My Lord please help me. My Lord please help me. This is dedicated to my grandmother, Theola Simmons I would always Love You. Rest In Peace. 111111 NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE • STORY LEADS CALL 595-2287 Performing classical favorites and songs of the season... WISCONSIN B R A S S Special Guests: The UW-Parkside Chorale Tuesday, December 7 at 7 pm UW-Parkside Comm Arts Theatre Tickets are $3 UW-P students/$6 others & available at the Union Information Center. Carta Haes Legendary Rags Vlnfoqe B Botfly Worn Clorhmg Wednesday through Sunday Hoon (o T:CO p.m. • Incense 5 Qils • Jewelry • Jeans • Leather Jachets • flannel Shirts 656-1369 b- 24C2 52nd Street i j\'. Kenosha. WJ 53140 J;4" RANGER NEWS December 2, 1993 Section D ROCK REVIEW: Insiders Still Outside RANGE R NEWS • YOUR # 1 NEWS SOURC E • STORY LEADS CAL L 5 9 5 2 2 8 # by Michael T. Zurad Wandering Spirit Insiders: Not for Sale Two questions. First, why haven't the Insiders gotten a deal with a major label yet? These boys are by far Chicago's best unsigned act. A sort of an early Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers meets Jackson Browne, or a BoDeans with far better songwriting capabilities (but with less vocal abilities than the BoDeans, of course), this band could sell a lot of records if only it could get some national attention. Second, could it be possible that perhaps the Insiders don't want to be bossed around by a big label? Is that the meaning behind the title Not for Sale, or is it simply because this CD, on the independent Monsterdisc label, is somewhat hard to find? While there may be no ready answers for those questions, there is certainly no question as to if this fine live band can carry themselves respectably in the studio. Not for Sale opens with a studio track that features a drum machine and back- WE'LL ERASE YOUR COLLEGE LOAN. ing vocals by fellow local hero Nicholas Tremulis, making "Never Seen Enough" rather hard to duplicate on stage. The rest of the album is less complex and is taken more directly from their live performances, but the mixing of two electric guitars with a distinct rhythm acoustic guitar shining through by band member Jay O'Rourke is superb. Three live tracks, recorded at Fitzgerald's in Chicago, are thrown at the end of the CD for good measure. Those familiar with the Insiders will be pleased to know that the WXRT-FM hit "Shake Down" is included on this disc. Those not hip to this band are in for a real treat. The music is accessible enough to enjoy right away, but doesn't wear thin shortly thereafter. The vocal style is a lot like that of Jackson Browne or Drivin' N' Cryin'. Vocalists John Siegle and Gary Yerkins don't sing on the emotional level of Eddie Vedder or Peter Gabriel, but the band shows its emotion through the music itself. Lyrically, the band covers the standard rock song topics with an ~ e'ement °f wisdom on "Can't Look Back" ("Ain't gonna say what you could've done better./Ain't gonna tell you what you should've done right/Cause if there's one thing we don't need/it's somebody else's hindsight.") and an element of wit and desperation on "Come Back to Me" ("Come back to me./Use my closet. Use my razor./Come back to me./Look in the bathroom./See? The toilet seat is downl/l said now from now on,/I promise I won't ever raise it.") The Insiders. See them live. Buy their CD. Then see them live again. Then buy their live CD. Then see them live again. Then buy their T-shirts. Then see them live again. Speaking of live shows, Jackson Browne spun through our area recently, this time playing a two hour set to small, intimate clubs. The breakup with Daryl Hannah hit Jackson hard, as the entire set consisted of his most personal selections, much like Peter Gabriel's theatrical Secret World performance. Although he never ventured closer than ten feet from the edge of the stage, Browne transcended that boundary with the audience Monday night better than any performer in recent memory. He introduced one of his songs by explaining where and how he wrote it, then had to start the song over twice because, as he said, he was thinking more about the initial inspiration than the third line of the song. Midway through a song about a roadie stealing his girl, he politely told the audience not to clap along, "this is a sad song!" This was a performer expressing himself openly through his music. The audience was responding to it and the performer was feeding from that response. The Vic's small size nurtured this audienceperformer relationship. When Jackson Browne returns again early next year, he will no doubt be playing to larger venues and the emotions will be numbed somewhat. All the more reason why November 15th's show was so special. Common Thread: The Songs of the Eagles This collection of the more twangy selections by this legendary band performed by the hottest hillbillies on the country scene today was put together by Don Henley to raise money for his Walden Woods conservation project. This would be a perfect gift for the pop/rock crowd who got alienated somewhere and flocked to the likes of Alan Jackson. These versions don't deviate from the originals, so why not go to the source and pick up The Eagles' Greatest Hits Vol. Z? Henley has a better voice than anyone featured on this disc. Randy Travis and the Judd(s) are noticeably absent. by Julie Treiber If you're stuck with a student loan that's not in default, the Army might pay it off. If you qualify, we'll reduce your debt—up to $55,000. Payment is either Vz of the debt or $1,500 for each year of service, whichever is greater. You'll also have training in a choice of skills and enough self-assurance to [ last you the rest of your life. Get all the details from your Army Recruiter. 414-652-2072 ARMY. 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He takes a job running a disco, partially owned by his "most trusted" lawyer friend Kleinfeld, and later is happily reunited with his dancer girlfriend, Gail. Dismayed by how much the streets have changed after spending five years behind bars, he also discovers that the people he once trusted have turned against him. He finds that his reputation has become an obstacle in the path of his pursuit, and he is a prisoner of his past. This is a story of his struggle to survive in the merciless urban underworld, where "the streets are always watching." Carlito's Way's thrilling screenplay, written by David Koepp, is based on two novels by New York State Supreme Court justice Edwin Torres. The story takes place in the 1970's, and several biographical aspects, taken from cases that _rorres has tried, develop the background of the plot. The film was directed by Brian De Palma, and is the second time he has worked with Pacino since the 1983 film Scarface. Though this film is no Scarface, it is a definite improvement over his latest directorial dud, the psychological thriller Raising Cain (1992). The Puerto Rican Carlito Brigante is played by academy award winner Al Pacino, who is one of the most prominent and talented figures in the film world. Carlito is a typical Pacino role, and although he gives his usual stunning and powerful performance, he has difficulty maintaining Carlito's Puerto Rican accent. In fact, at times his Frank Slade character, the blind ex-Army colonel in Scent of a Woman, surfaces, and it's as if at any moment you expect to hear him bellow a boisterous "HOOWAH!!" Sean Penn is great as the weasel lawyer, David Kleinfeld. He is at first almost unrecognizable in his nerdy get-up, sporting the seventies sideburns complete with thinning curly red locks, wearing those Lennon spectacles. He is fun to watch, but we begin to realize that his nerdy facade masks his true, selfish intentions. Penelope Ann Miller is the sweet girlfriend, Gail, who at night works as a stripper and still manages to appear innocent. Even though this film is two hours and twenty-one minutes, too long, and although the beginning betrays the ending, it does deserve honorable mention. It contains an interesting story line with several quotable lines, and a sensational ten minute chase scene that takes place inside Grand Central Station. RATING: 6 RANGER NEWS Decembers, 1993 Section D TAINMENT UHM ks. Visa, Discover I, MasteiCard accepled Mail to: EuuFlST I2{ Sko kie Valley Rd Hi ghland Park. II fiooj. The Livin by Jeffrey Weniger Entertainment Editor Lies of Silence by Katie Klingsporn In his book Lies of Silence, Brian Moore chronicles the events that have changed the way the public looks at the world. He introduces the individuals responsible for those events. He begins with introducing the main character, Michael Dillon, a hotel manager in Northern Ireland. One night Dillon and his wife, Moria, are held hostage by the Irish Republican Army, who go after anyone that is not a member of the IRA. The IRA made Dillon drive his car into the hotel parking lot. They told him then to leave his car because there was a bomb in it. At the right moment the car exploded Before most students can join in The Parking Game held daily here at Par kside, they must first get down here. I dr ive exactly 14.1 miles to get to this lovely institution. I do this three times a week, and on some weeks I dri ve the wonderful route down here up to five or six times. So naturally, I spend a great deal of time in my wonderful "mirth-mobile." (Sorry, Wayne. Sorry, Garth.) Most people drive in their cars and p ay no attention to the people in other cars. We only pay attention to the car when they cut us off, hit u s, or attempt to run us off the road. The thing that I h ate most is t he people whole decide to take up two lanes in the highway. Pick a lane please! We very seldom pay attention to the drivers. and the media all over the world wanted to hear the story from Dillon and his wife. In my opinion, this book was good because it was dramatic and suspenseful . It ga ve an idea of what life is like in Northern Ireland and showed what it is like to live in fear and danger. This book also showed that prejudice still very much exists today, not just between race but also religion. The bombing in the book is a reminder of the World Trade Center bombing and the numerous terrorist attacks around the world and reinforce the fact that people are more worried for their lives and safety. Second Nature by Moss I nigra m by Joseph Kane Managing Editor mate, unlike many recent rock reunions, i.e., the now embarrassingly bad Crosby, Stills, & Nash, who used to be good, and Foreigner, who never were. The reformed Velvets stick true to their original sound without encasing their songs in amber. At turns dark and foreboding—or joyful with a twisted edge—the songs are performed with spontaneity— they're alive. The lighting is properly eerie and the camera work is terrific. Velvet Redux is a blissful dip into some legitimate rock & roll history come to life. Don't miss it. Cliffhanger (all v ideos are rated on a scale from 1 through 10) Run—do not walk—away from this film at top speed. The first five minutes notwithstanding, Cliffhanger is just horrible. Starring Sylvester Stallone as a mountain climber plagued by guilt—the troubled, misunderstood hero he ain't. Stallone also co-scripted the screenplay and so the talents of one of today's brightest actresses, Janine Turner of TV's Northern Exposure, are just wasted. For example, she is required to say, "Believe me—there were times when I d idn't know what I w anted to do more—hate you or love you—but the one thing I d id know, and still know, is I u nderstand you." Ugh! And normally, I a m far from the first one to complain about swearing in films (see the Glengarry Glen Ross review), but the bad guys in this film are continually cursing. I wouldn't mind, except they do it so badly. John Lithgow is a terrific actor with some wonderful roles under his belt, but as the "mastermind" criminal in Cliffhanger, he is laughable. The so-called plot is even more ludicrous. Steer clear of this one. Velvets Redux MCMXCIII (or, "The Velvet Underground Live in Concert, 1993") I n spi t e o f h is mot h e r ' s warni ngs, J immy s t uc k hi s bi g t oe down th e dra i n Aladdin Disney Studio's latest video offering is a delightful treat for the whole family—even college students like this one and, clocking in at just 90 minutes, it gives you something to with the family after holiday dinners. Aladdin taps the classic paradigm of True Love winning out over the seemingly insurmountable differences of social class. 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Senior Tom Schmierer completed the 610 point score with a finish of 153rd place in 27:33. The competition within the meet was much tougher than that of previous years, as the Rangers decent showing was blemished by the 24th place finish. "After the race, we all thought that we had finished in the top 15, but the competition was too tough; the strongest it has been since 1986," said Miller. Miller went on to say that the Ranger squad was fairly happy with their performance, but they were disappointed with the overall placement in the meet. After a couple weeks of rest, the Rangers will begin preperation for the 1994 indoor track season. The highlights of the National Meet centered around James Bungei and his Texas Lubbock Christian Chapparrals. Bungei established a new record by winning the meet for the fourth consecutive year, as well as setting a new NAIA record time of 23:37. The Chapparrals set a new team record by winning the National Title for the fourth consecutive year, topping the rest of the field with a score of 24 points. The victory at the National Meet capped off a perfect season record for the Chapparrals, one of the victories coming against the NCAA Division I powerhouse Arkansas Razorbacks. The Razorbacks had not lost at home since 1970, and their loss was their first team loss since 1989. FINAL IM BASKETBALL SCORING LEADERS Eastern division In Case You Missed It by C. J. N elson If i t is late November, we must have a losing record, Not! Normally if you are a Wisconsin football fan and looks at the calender and see's November 29. You can be assured of two things. First that the Badgers will be home for the Holidays and second that the Packers will be not be playing in January. The script has been changed somewhat this year. Since last we talked the Badgers trashed the lllini 35- 10 and then took off to that mecca of football, Tokyo, Japan. If t he Badgers beat Michigan State on Saturday night then you can next see them in Pasadena on 1 January. All is right with the world: there is snow on the ground and the Packers are in First Place (thank you Joe Kane): The Packer's have won six of their last seven games to earn a tie for the NFC Central division lead. Their late victories over Detroit 26-17 and Tampa Bay 13- 10 set up a show down with those annoying Chicago Bears in Chicago next Sunday. The Bears are just one game behind the Lions and Packers. The Bears accomplished this by going into Detroit and winning on Thanksgiving day 10-6. Upset of the Year: Boston College was destroyed in 1992 by Notre Dame. A person once said "don't get mad, get even" Lou Holtz should remember that. Boston went to Indiana and left 41 - 38. Can you Notre Dame fans say wait till next Year? Let's go Bowling: The supposed National Championship game will be played in the Orange Bowl with unbeaten Nebraska facing Florida State. The Big Ten will send seven of it's teams to bowl games this year (Rose, Citrus, Hall of Fame, Alamo, Independence, Holiday and Liberty) not a bad showing from the Midwest Unlucky 13: In week 13 of the NFL season the Dallas Cowboys learned that sometimes it does not pay to recover a lose football. If you do not believe me ask Leon Lett. Miami 17 Dallas 16. Other notable feats in week 13. The Cincinnati Bengals got into the left column be beating the Raiders 16- 10. The San Francisco 49ers visit ed Los Angeles to the tune of 35. 10. The Steelers continue to look terrible against good teams, Oilers 23 Pittsburgh 3. Joe Montana returned to the Chief's line up and Jim Kelly left Buffalo's. KC 23 Bills Foul shots: The Seattle Supersonics have finally lost a game and are 10-1. The Houston Rockets are still lighting up the skys at 13-0. The Bulls are walking wounded at a 5-7 mark. The Bucks and Dallas are fighting for last in the NBA. Milwaukee is 2-10, the Mavericks are 1- 1 1 . And the Winner is: The NFL will decide on Tuesday who will get the next franchise. St. Louis and Baltimore are in contention. At certain other NFL cities or wanabees the Moving Vans are getting ready and the the Lawyers are licking their chops in anticipation of fees from lawsuits to come. Hot Stove: Since Will Clark is now a Ranger. The hot rumor has ex Ranger first baseman Rafael Palmeiro playing right field on the south side of Chicago. Nama Tim Roberson Fred Mitchell Jason Wesman Jeff Lonigro Chris Jones Paul Phillips Marty Fratmier Willie Peavy Steve Greszkiewicz Milton Taylor # 1 . 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Western Division # 1. 2. 3. 4 5. 6. 7 8. 9 10 Team Eta Ave RR 170 21.3 DM 188 20.9 DD 185 16.8 DD 84 16.5 DTM 183 15.3 DD 164 14.9 RR 147 14.7 DTM 159 14.5 DD 157 14.3 DTM 140 14.0 FINAL INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL STANDINGS INTRAMURAL VOLLEYBALL STANDINGS Name Chris Krueser Pharoah Weaver Dan Buschman Joe Dahlstrom Jason Schultz Matt Wojtecki Steve Dotson Jared Brieske Steve Wilson Bart Ziegler Team Els Ave NF 172 14.3 TD 168 14.0 PWP 167 13.9 S 63 12.7 PP 88 12.4 PP 136 11.3 TD 127 10.6 H 111 10.1 PP 117 9.8 NF 62 8.9 Team Don't Matter Rusty Rangers Dem Dawgz The Better Half Does Matter Wino's Team No Fear Pro Pain Three Deep Hackers Pee Wee's Players SLOBs W L Pet. GB 10 2 .833 10 2 .833 - 7 5 .583 3.0 7 5 .583 3.0 3 9 .250 7.0 3 9 .250 7.0 W L Pet. GB 9 3 .750 9 3 .750 _ 8 4 .667 3.0 4 8 .333 5.0 1 11 .083 8.0 1 11 .083 8.0 Northern Division Street Beggars Smash Pack Knievilo Crew Fruity Pebbles Help Wanted HOP I W 8 7 6 4 2 0 Southern Division W Pee Wee's Players 6 TOTN 6 Mighty Ducks 4 Malice 4 HOP II 2 Doctors of Disorder 1 Eel. .888 .777 .666 .444 .222 .000 EsL .750 .750 .500 .500 .250 .125 Results Thursday 11/18/93 6pmKnievilo Crew def. Help Wanted 7pmFruity Pebbles def. HOP I 8pmStreet Beggars def. Smash Pack G.B Schedule — Monday 11/22/93 1.0 Court 1 2.0 6pmHOP I vs . Street Beggars 4.0 7pmHelp Wanted vs. Smash Pack 6.0 8pmFruity Pebbles vs. Knievels Crew 8.0 Court 2 6pmPee Wees vs. HOP II £aJ3 7pmTOTN vs. Malice — 8pmMighty Ducks vs. Dr. Disorder 2.0 Wednesday 12/01/93 2.0 6pmHOP II vs . Malice 4.0 7pmDr. of Disorder vs. Pee Wees 5.0 8pmMighty Ducks vs. TOTN 7pm 1st Round Northern Div 7pm 1st Round Southern Div 8pm1st Round Northern Div 8pm1st Round Southern Div Teams To Be Announced HOW TO READ IN REVERSE K " an Audl° Book. Audio's are the bestsellers you want to read, on cassette. From fiction to biography to wellness, they II help you put a new spin on your leisure hours. Now available to rent. - A Great Way To Read, Just Listen. BOOK RRCK Westgote A/tall gw. 4901 Washington Avenue Racine. Wl 53406 • 633-9380 «ANC£ R NEWS • YOUR #, NEWS SOURCE . STORY LEADS CALL S«M RANGER NEWS December 2, 1993 Section E Pumas Nip Rangers in Overtime by Scott Fragale Ranger Sports Staff ^ere we go again. The annual controversy that surrounds college football has surfaced once again. Although it happens virtually fvery year, the current football ^Hs (which are used to determine ihe National Champion), continje to be used in place of a playoff system. f Every year in mid-October and early November the media begins t0 assemble the "Big Bowl picture," based on their opinions and the teams respective rankings in the polls. It's very rare for them to come to some sort of an agreement on who the nation's best teams are. Keeping this in mind, if people who study college football teams for a living can't agree who's the best, how are college coaches supposed to. I've listened to coaches on the radio discussing how th ey determine their own rankings, and their comments were but we could not get the ball in the basket for the tying score until the end." This is only the second year that the Rangers are competing at the NCAA Division II le vel. Coach Miller stated, " We could easily be 2-0, but we seem to have a small stretch of self destruction and cannot get it back." Parkside had valiant efforts by senior Sandy Hack (1 7 p oints, 5 rebounds), and junior Maci Pernsteiner (16 points, 12 rebounds). Assistant coach Steve Grochowski added, " Maci is coming into her own. She has great strength and determination. She is also developing an outside jumpshot." The Rangers (0-2) play in Michigan this weekend, and eventually return home November 30 to face Stevens Point. would just open the paper, read the box score see who won, and base their deci-' sion solely on that. They don't take into account intangibles such as; home field advantage, previous ' rankings, strength of schedule, and head-to head match-ups. These Rusty Rangers Reign as Intramural Champs K..e.v..i.n. WWilliams ParUiHo ni Sports Editor Parkside players Starlin Stevens an. Tim Roberson and also picked up Marty Frymire, which gave the team speed, height and depth. Team captain Oscar Toscano com mented," This team was quicker, more talented, and stronger than last semesters team, I'm looking forward to a "Three Peat"." If th e Rusty Rangers are going to "Three Peat", they will likely have to face a fired up Don't Matter team, which lost to the Rangers in this years final, this team is an equally talented, and defeated Rusty Rangers in a regular season meeting. The difference in this years championship game proved to be Starlin Stevens, and Tim Roberson, the two former Parkside players. Stevens with his quickness and court vision, whizzed up and down the court almost tirelessly, and made for a lot of open layups for his teammates. Roberson on the other hand pounded the boards on the inside and let loose a deadly outside shot to rack up 22 points. Along with Marty Frymire is 12 points, this deadly three some accounted for 47 of the teams 64 points. The game was close for most of the first half, with a half time score of 33-26, with the Rusty Rangers ahead. In t he second half Tim Roberson exploded with 13 half points and the Rangers lead by as much as 15 points. Don't Matter made a try at a comeback, but fell short. Willie Peavy and Milton Taylor lead Don't Matter with 14 and 13 points respectively. The game's final score was Rusty Rangers 64. Don't Matter 52. The members of the Rusty Rangers are Oscar Toscano, Tim Roberson, Starlin Stevens, Marty Frymire, Santiago Frias, Travis Stoner, Jason Olson, and the Ranger Asst. Sports Editor Al Heppner, who contributed one valiant free throw. Another semester of intramural basketball has come to an end and we have crowned a new intramural champ. Rusty Rangers proved that t h e y h a d s k i l l s , c o m p i l e d a n 1 1 - 2 record and won a second straight intramural crown. With a nucleus of Oscar Toscano, Santiago Frias, Travis Stoner, and Jason Olson from last sem esters championship squad. The team added former VOLUNTEERS OF THE MONTH NOVEMBER 1993 TRACY BROTT Is a freshman living in University Housing and has not declared a major. Tracy has selected three ways to help young people. She tutors math students at Reuther Central hfigh School in Kenosha, helps out in a kindergarten class at Grant Elementary School in Kenosha and has enrolled as a big sister for Big Brothers/Big Sisters of Greater Racine. CARRIE EADS is a freshman interested in working with children who have special needs. Came helps a blind boy during llbraiy hour and a 5th grade class of CDB (Cognitive Disability Borderline) children at Schulte Elementary School in Stwtevant and also volunteers weekly helping an 8 year old, fust beginning j his education, learn basic information. LISA HENR1KSEN, a Kenosha freshman enrolled in die pre-rned program, volunteers in several health related agencies. Lisa volunteers weekly at both St. Catherine's Hospital and die Kenosha Hospital. Recently she completed Hospice training and has begun working with families experiencing terminal Illness. Lisa also volunteers for special events such as Youth Fest, Boys Oris Oub Bike Auction, Shalom Center Soup Kitchen, Frank Festival and Special Olympics. ANNE JELKS is a sophomore majoring in computer science. Anne began volunteering at Wilson Elementary School in March of 1993 and has continued this fall helping 1st graders, in September, Anne added another placement by volunteering weekly at the Kenosha Correctional Center as an office worker. She also participated in the Wilson Track Field Day last spring. • j VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES RANGE R NEWS - YOU R # 1 NEWS SOURC E • STORY LEAD S CA L L 5 9 5 2 2 8 7 R RANGER NEWS December 2, 1993 THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2 | Get in shape for Chri8tmas...only three weeks away. UWP pool, wrestling room, three gyms and raoquetball courts available. Call 2159 (same day) for free times. Validated student ID req uired. Foreign Film: "Rosalie Goes Shopping" playing Dec. 2,4, & 5. A social satire- 7:30 pm, §||ion Cinema. •% Music: UWParkside Community Band, Mark Eichner, Conductor; UWParkside Percussion Ensemble, Robert Rummage, director. Comm Arts Theatre 7:30 pm ; $5 general admission, $3 for students & seniors. Women's Basketball: UWP vs. U of South Dakota 7pm, free to UWP students. FRIDAY, DBCEMB6H|^ <V, •• Art- UWM Union Art Gallery, 2200 Kenwood Blvd., Milwaukee-1 st floor,414-229-6310. QUARTZ INVERSION/Critical Point: Dec. 3 thru ^.Reception 12/3, 7 to 9:30 pm. M&W-11 to 4; TH-11to7; F-11 to 3pm; Saturday &#hdav closed. Play- "Wilder, Wilde hornton Wilder at 7:30 pm, Comm Arts Theatre ; $7 regular admission, S6 for students, children seniors, faculty and staff. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4 ••• Must©- "The Messiah" UWP Chorale, Mastersingers & Voices of I Parkside,Jarnea Kinchen, conductor. Racine Symphony Orchestra; soloists: Haines,Cobb, McKinney and Berg. St. Paul's Baptist Church, Arte & Craft® Fair (19th Annual)..,10 am to 4 pm at Parkside, free. Foodservice will b e open. Donations of canned goods for pantries of the needy are welcomed. Sponsored by PAB-UA. Foreign Film- "Rosalie Goes Shopping"...a social satire. Union C i n e m S T h e a t r e , 8 p m / ® " - Play- "Wilder, Wilder, Wilder" by Thornton Wilder. Comm Arts Theatre at 7:30. $7 regular admission, $6 for students, children, seniors, faculty ahd staff. Wrestling- Wisconsin Collegiate Championships, at Home; 9am. UWP students, free. § wlfS " - ' H SUNDAY, DECEMBER 5 . Music- UWP Guitar Ensemble, George Lindquist, director; 3:30 pm, Muelc- "The Messiah" (see Dec. 4) at St. Mary's Church, Burlington, 4 pm.Tix available at Btifllhgtoh Area Arts Council @ $6. Women's Basketball- UWP at Home vs. St. Cloud State, MN, 1 pm. Free to UWP students. Foreign Film- "Rosalie Goes Shopping" - social satire- 2 pm, Union Cinema. v' ______ TUESDAY, DECEMBER ? \ | JBPL_ Women's Basketball- UWP at Home vs. Northern Michigan U, 7pm, free to UWP 8tudent8^'%/.'T;',';' Music- Wisconsin Brass Quartet; UWParkside Chorale, James Kinchen, conductor. Comm Ads Theatre, & $6 regular admission, $3 students - I , - j • • • • M C M X C I CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Club Events Help Wanted GLO, the Gay & Lesbian Organization meets every Wednesday at noon in CART 142. Friends, family, and supporters of Gays and Lesbians are welcome. Parkside International Club. Cordially invites you to join us in the CECA office on Fridays at noon. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 21, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Campus Police announce new university parking regulations Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document nside ... Changes take place infinan- cial aid process. Page 2 What's Up in the UW-Park- side community? Page 3 Black History Month cel- ebrates centuries of culture. Page 4 Editorial... Experience for yourself some of America's true cultural heritage.1. See ft on Page 6 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 17 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE CampUS police announce new university p.(irking regulations Effecu ve February 1, 1993, prohibition already exists Cam- ()lIl~Policewillbeissuingpark- pus Police will be able to' imple- w~edstud~nts,facultY<U1dstaff ill citations and towing student, ment the towing immediately but a~st parking at a meter. "The flcUItyand staff vehicles which wanted to issue an additional warn- offi response was to Ignore the th . th . . 0 rcer, park there anyway and Ilparl<ed at e meters m e mgpnortoactuallystartingtotow receive h . . " . rlSiW!, Tallent and Communica- for being in the visitor lots. Ostr skit '~G.CllatthlOn, said . ,~. Parking Lots This is "Oth hi I ow . iven e need (for IllI ",w .' • .er ve IC es. such as visitor parkin) and this f ll:ing oooem response to numer- chronic VIolators, have been towed attitude tow g bee !ypebol lain bo t the lack f f . h ' mg amea VIa e Ill! c(JllP . ts a u 0 rom t ese areas before," said option in makin th pikingforVISUorS to the campus. Ostrowski. "But now we will issue available to cam g sese. spac~ "r' un£ortunate th t' .. . . . pu VISItors. I s a we. ve a cuanon and tow If it is a student, He stressed that towin w \IllDrOrcedlOtakesuchahard-hne faculty or staff car." not a p iti . b gth as h ed thi . " um ve acuon ut, ra er ::- ~r::m oy IS::,au~n~ h ()strowski said that a survey "opens the' space to be used b; _,~~. v~ s~~ ,w 0 IS addbeen d~ne of the Visitor Lot those who are legally permitted ~ ~,un1Stra or 0 e. campus an Il was discovered that 69% of to park at a meter." PIkingand Transportation Pro- the cars parked there throughout Therefore, when a vehicle is po. . . . the class day were student vehicles. towed, its owner must go to the "However: It IS Importa~Il to Faculty and staff vehicles ac- operator's storage facility to re- ~ basic functions of .the uruver- counted for another 4% of the ve- trieve the car. Some operators llYihatshort-term visuor parking hicles using this lot. "This con- will be charging an additional It a:mlable from 7 a.rn, until 6 firmed that the meters were not storage fee if the car remains in p.m. - readily available to visitors," their possession after 24 hours. According to the published Ostrowski added. Henoles,however,thatCani- MingReguIations,itisnotlegal He added that on numer- pus Police will be enforcing the Il!ludents, faculty or staff topark ous occasions in the past Campus regulation right up until 6 p.m. lll)'campusmeter. Becausethe Police officers have verbally WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3,1993 Plight of the African-American male ... New UW-P Physical Education Center nears approval Then, itwill go to uw -P students for the final vote. When might this come to a student vote? "The building com- mission meets' this spring but we're hoping for the first thing next fall," said Draft. "This project would fall into the 1995- 97 biennium. If approved, it would be finished in 1997. Stu- dents at Parkside now are voting for the future of Parkside stu- dents." "The state will be paying 85% some combination of gifts aud and/or student fees will make up the remaining 15%. building is home to athletic teams and intramurals. In the winter the building is being used from 5:00 AM. until l:ooA.M., with athletic teamsprac- tieing during such unusual hours as 5:00A.M to 8:00 A.M. and from 9:00P.M. until midnight. Included iiI the proposal; A field house with a pebbled indoor track, a classroom with a capacity of about 75 students, a dance stu- dio, a lobby with ticket concession windows, aud an aerobic fimess center designed for the super-cir- cuit center. The Building Commission is next in line to review the proposal. Nick Zabn Assistant News Editor Players in the Off-Broadway hit. "Our Young Black Men are Dying, and Nobody Seems to Care, which will appear at UW-Parkside on Feb. 21. The UW BoardofRegents has Pod planning for a long bled $8 million' addition and lIiJ'Ialioo of Parkside' s physical aD:abon building. According to Linda Draft, Di- _of Athletics, when the build- . II was builtin 1972, it's size was III by 50%. She pointed out that Iracampus ofthis size, the Physi- li Education building is under lQIe. . In addition to serving students ~1hin thephysical education cur- ~um, the physical education "OUf Young Black Men are Dying" to be perfonned on campus February 21 were not just personal but shared by many o!her black men. The suicide nOle has now become the flTSt part of the musical play. Chapman, a veteran of homelessness and loss, presents with both laughter and tears what it means 10 be an African-American male in the 1990's. The perfor- mance is done in !he IJlldition of African storytelling in which char- actersrecountthroughnamwveand song !heir experiences, ranging from heroin overdoseS 10 infection of the AIDS virus to 8 ICenage death sentence 10 8lIemp!Cd sui- cide. Following the play will be a reception and open discusSiOn on the challenges facing young, black males and their families. The re- ception is sponsored by !he Black HislOry Month eommitlCe. Tickets and informauon are availablealthe Union lnfonmation Desk, 595-2345. Studenl admIS- sion is 53.50, while general public admission is 51. "Our Young Black Men are Dying andNobody Seems toCare," thehitOff-Broadway playbyJames Chapman,willbepresentedatUW- ParksideComrnurticationArtsThe- atre as part of theParkside Activies Board's "Accenl on Enrichment Series" on February 21 at 7 p.m. The play was previously a six- month sell-out in New York, and remains "one of the best plays in. New York," according 10 The Vil- lage Voice. Itwill be performed by "LivingtheDream,"anOhio-based arts organization that works with disadvantaged communities. Ad- mission for the event is 53.50 for students, 57 for the general public. "Young Black Men," a seri- ous and al times humorous drama that chronicles the pain, fear and anguish of being a young black male inAmerica, originated from a suicide note wrillen by Chapman at age 23 after suffering from a long stretch of depression and homelessnesS. While writing he realized his frustrations and fears KaplaninterestedinpositioninFortMyers,Florida" Dennis Clarke the new university. She says the some of which are underwater. News Editor meeting was prelimirIary and that Kaplan, who has ~n chan- specific points were not brought celloratUW-Parksldesmce 1986, says that her consideration of the up. "In ninety minutes, you don't FloridapostshouldnOlbeviewed learn an awful lot," said Kaplan. as a sign that she is unhappy at ''They were asking me a lot of UW-Parkside. questions, and 1didn't have much "I'm not going anywhere," of a chance to ask them questions. assures Kaplan. "I'm here; I en- I know vague generalities, nota lot joy what I'm doing." of sPecifiCS." Kaplan is one of fourteen As president, Kaplan would candidates being considered for be instrumenIal in the planning of the position. university. "All they have is 1100 Last year, Kaplan was one of acres, that's it. There's no plan, six candidates fora presidency at there are no buildings. There's San Jose SIate University in San nothing there. lt'sjust 11ooaeres, Jose, California. !lei UW-Parkside Chancellor la Kaplan is being considered -a"""'date a -.u forthe presidency of ~~e to00built in Fort Myers, Iieen Theuniversity, which has not buillyet, is part of the Florida :: college system. It is set to In 1997 and will serve be- ~n 8000 and 10,000 students, ""'~ to UW-Parkside's en- '-uentof 5000. lie Kaplan was recently inter- Wed by officials involved with ratic schedule, and elderly gentle- man whose physical health restricts easy mobility, and a bright young woman like Lawrencia Bembenek, bright, eager, but unable to attend college because of a prison sen- tence? Answer: all of em might be ready candidates for UW- Parkside's unique and innovative ACCESS program,started 12 years ago to make college more acces- sible to those unable to attend classes. "The program was not de- signed for those who are incarcer- ated, but it does seem to work for February 3, 199) ~T~H~E~R~A~N:C:G~ER~N~EW~s,~p~a~g:.e~2 =-:__ -~:--=--~~~=-:~~=-=-:-=:~:-:~:::l.;;::-:~~:-,::~---. Financial aid changes: early application crucial K I k who earned over $4000 and were ter all Stafford loans have bee Gabe u a . laX' d . n News Writer not claimed on their parents glve~ out, an will be Only for Ihe forms to be considered mdepen- published maxImums for lh dent. Stafford Loan Program. e Now, those under twenty-four The big difference betw must have their parents file their these new unsubsidized loans:: income and assets on the 93-94 the regular Staffords is thaI Ihe financial aid application u.nJess they student must pay the inlelestou Ihe meet one of these exceptions: they loan as soon as he or she takes it were born before January I, 1970, out. are a veteran of the U.S. Armed Ocker encourages studenls to Services, are a graduate student, apply early, because he eXllCCtsat are married, an orphan, or have least a thousand more 8pp1ican1s legal dependents other than.a for fmancial aid than last year. spouse. These changes were insti- "The turnaround time for an appIi. tuted by Congress to give middle cation is going to increase, so il is income families a greater access to best to apply early,otherwise)'nnr financial aid.' chances will be slim." In addition to this measure, A longer tumaroundtimeaJso ·the maximum award for Pell grants means that an early applicant has a has been dropped from $2400 to better chance of figuring OUllhe $2300. However to offset these options available if the futaneiaJ shortfalls, the availability and limit aidheor she was expecting, doesn't of loans have been made greater. materialize. The old cap of $4000 on Par- The deadline for maximum ent Loans has been eliminated, but consideration this year is ApriJ I. students first have to apply for a Those wishing more informatioo Stafford loan, and a credit check on the new changes and! or forms will be conducted priortothe grant- for the 93-94 school year s1xJuId ing of this loan. visit the financial aid office whicb All students are also available is located in WLLC 0191. for the new Unsubsidized Stafford loans. These loans are awarded af- Tau Psi, English honor society~ to hold Regional Convention Tau Psi, Parkside's chap-. ter of Sigma Tau Delta, the International English Honor Society, is gearing up for an exciting and rewarding spring semester. The chapter will be host- ing a Northern Regional Con- vention on March 12-13 at the University of Wisconsin- Park- side with a theme of "Litera- ture and Film." Convention activities in- clude guest speakers, work- shops, panel discussions and student presentations. Sigma Tau Delta recog- nizes the accomplishments of undergraduates, graduates, scholars and writers in the lin- guistic or literary fields of the English language. The society also gives stu- dents valuable opportunities to interact with others while de- veloping their creative and critical skills. Sigma Tau Delta offers internationally recognized an- nual award and scholarship competitions, ·and invites at- tendance at regional and inter- national conventions. The Parkside chapter wel- comes new members and en- courages students to take ad- vantage of the opportunities provided by the Honor soci- ety. Requirements for active membership are a 3.0 grade point average in English courses, a declared English major or minor, and two courses beyond English 10 1. Associate memberships for non-English majors or mi- nors are also available. Both memberships require a one- time $25 Jifetimememrership fee. Anyone interested in join- ing the Tau Psi chapter should contacrfacultyadvisor Andrew McLean, Professor of English and Humanities at 595 20 19, or chapter president Stephanie Ritter at 637-6870. The next chapter meeting will be held Wednesday, Feb- ruary 10 at 12 p.rn. in Commu- nication Arts building, room 135. Earn $500 • $1000 weekly stuffing envelopes. For details - RUSH $1.00 with SASE to: GROUP FIVE 57 Greentree Drive, Suite 307 Dover, DE 19901 .J Access program. moves beyond boundaries some few who are motivated aDd have those capabilities," says Frances M. Kavenik, UW.PaJt. side professor of English, humani. ties and women's studies, and di· rector of the ACCESS program. A self-paced, self-study pr0- gram, the ACCESS prognun de- mands much and offers much in return. The ACCESS program islim· ited to the humanities with empha· ses in history, literature, music, film, art, political science and an· thropology. One mandalOryorien' tation session is held each year, where the year's work is ~ Continued on Page Majorchanges in financial aid policy have made early application a priority for students, New guidelines for consider- ation and fewer grant dollars com- bined with an expected rise in the number of applicants will make success in the financial aid derby difficult. Jan Ocker, the director of Fi- nancial Aid at UW-Parkside, ex- plained the shortfalls for next year, "The peace dividend that was ex- pectedfordornestic programs never materialized because of the defi- cit." In order to make up for the short comings in next year's bud- get, several changes have been in- stituted. The first, and perhaps most poignant change is in the definition of an independent student, which will affect many traditional stu- dents, Thoseundertheageoftwenty- four who had previously filed as independent will find that Con- gress has eliminated the provisions 'that previously allowed students Alan R. Cook Features Writer Riddle me this. What might all these people have in common: a mother who because of family ob- ligations is unable to regularly leave home, an airline pilot with an er- Wednesday, Febl'llllry 3 Blood Drive Union 106 - 9:00 a.m. to 3 "Comedy Sportz" Union Square, 9:00 p.m. Video Conference: "A Man Called King", Union Square at Noon Faculty recital- Noon Concert Series - 0118 _ Free UW-P WrestJ!ng Team - Stevens Point Dual, $3.00, Away _ 7:30p.m. Thursday, February 4 Lip SyncIDance Contesr Union Square, 9:30 p.m. Fashion Show - Upper Main Place, 6:00 p.m. Foreign FiIm- ''CEDA'' Union Cinema at 7:30pm. Women's Basketball- St Joseph, Indiana- Away, $3.00, 7:00pm. Friday, Febl'llllry 5 Twister .. Main Place, Noon. RockY Horror PicbJre Show .. Midnite Union Cinema. $1.00- sbJdents, $2.00- sbJdents' guests only. Tickets = be purchased before Friday at Union Info. Desk. U-WP Wrestling Team - Feb. 5th & 6th, Wheaton Invitational Away- 4:00p.m. Monday, Febl'llllry 8 New Financial Aid Policies - lnfonnation regarding changes in policy an assistance in fdlingout fonns will be given. Meet in WLLC, 0-1 g2 at Noon. Ethnic Food Fair on the Union Bridge Overpass _ 11:00 Lm. to 1:00pm. lmprov. Comedy sponsored by PAB (Don Reed). Free in Union Square at 8:30 p.m. Tuesday, Febl'llllry 9 Women's Basketball- UWM, Away, 7:30 p.m., 53.00. - SPRING BREAK SPECIAL TANNING SALE r- 10SESSIONS -"' i ONLY $35.00 I 15 SESSIONS I ONLY $45.00 I 3 MONTHS I UNLIMITED : SESSIONS I ONLY $100.00 I I W- . I 'FREE BOTTLE OF ~~.#JV I TROPICAL SUN TAN- -"'-~ : NING LOTION WITH 1I.I1RSTUI>JO& T,IS,VlNGCfNTfR I ANY PACKAGE 3519 52nd Street I PURCHASE 654-6154 "- .QFEU~JB!lL2/2ffiJ.) Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Graduation Farewell Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Tto Rawer Hm j*o» by Ong LiM UW-Parkside's 1990-91 graduating class says its final farewell Inside... wmm mtamm- ' ^ -<• << IS N^?1. > .. IMIJ1MJLI • M m Page 2 Counselor's Corner Pages 13-16 Super Duper Slammin Summer Supplement Pages B1-B4 Ranger Sports Section 1 k.' Get some helpful insight on how to survive - and excell - at UW~Parkside... •aiitfiiiiBllMHBiHHHHlMHnHBHSnHHBHflMHMHiHaHni See how Parkside has changed over the years, plus get a free UWP map! Check out the RANGER SPORTS for the latest in Parkside athletic activity Ranger, Page 2 June 17.1991 Start right and start bright - you'll be glad you did Start right, start bright, I wish I may, I wish I might. And when I do, I'll know It's 'cause, I listened to Stu and did things right This is obviously a very long article. If you're impatient and don't want to read any more of the fine print, skip directly to the points enumerated at the end. If you want the full benefit of what I've written, however, stick with me and keep reading (you don't have to do it in one sitting). As with most new situations we encounter in life, and especially that of starting college, there's nothing like having some advance information on what things will be like so you can be better prepared to deal effectively with what you run into. And for those coming directly to UW-Parkside from high school, which is the case for the majority of new students and the group for whom this article is written, it is especially important both to have some insight into how different college will be from high school and to seek out resources at theUniversity, as necessary, to help make the transition a smooth and successful one. So in this COUNSELOR' CORNER, a column appearing in the RANGER a number of times each semester, some of the more commonly encountered differences will be highlighted along with some that are more subtle. The over all Environment at UWParkside You come and go as you p lease. Nobody asks you why you're walking in the halls, aren't in class or what you're doing just hanging around. With the exception of doing it in the classrooms, the library and theatres, you can eat and drink soda almost anywhere on campus and, until a policy goes into effect that says you can't do it at all, smoke (yuk) in designated areas. There are no bells signaling a start or end to classes, so you have to pay attention to time. And you won't hear any announcements in homeroom, because there is no homeroom. You can go bowling in the middle of the (toy if you want or pop quarters into the video games in the Rec Center, and best of all you can study in the library. You're also going to see students who look old enough to be your parents and thai sane. That's because UW-Parkside has one of the highest percentages of what they call "non-traditional age" students in the UW System. These folks take their learning very seriously (as evidenced by their good grade point averages) and you'll appreciate having them in your classes with you. They also benefit, believe it or not, from being in classes with younger students like yourself. Your classes One thing that may really throw you is thatclasses don't meet every day. Most classes only meet 2 or 3 times a week, although some meet more and a few meet less. There's also something called a "modular" class. These meet for less than a full semester (usually 8 weeks). They are often found in Phy Ed and Academic Skills courses such as Study Skills and Reading Improvement University of Wisconsin-Parkside THE RANGER NEWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate lor one year is $5.00. Please address afi correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Ranger News Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, W1 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 You choose your classes (best done by wcwking with your adviser) and when you want to take them. Depending on class availability, you work out a schedule that meets your educational needs and personal time constraints. Only one note of caution here: the more you limit yourself to certain times of the day when you would like to take classes, the fewer classes there will be to choose from. Look at it this way: going to Parkside is like having a full-time job; to the extent possible you should be planning your class schedule and locking in the times you're going to study first and then fit in everything else. "How many courses should I take my first semester?" This is a question commonly asked by new students. In Students fail not because they lack intelligence but because they lack the necessary commitment to their academic goals and don't use their time effectively. general, if you were a strong high school student, somewhere around 15 or 16 credits would be a good bet If you weren't that strong you should plan to take only 12 a 13 credits, and a course in Study Skills should be a part of that load. Regardless of how you did in high school, don't get caught up in that "I have to graduate college in 4 years or else" mentality; for many students that isn't possible because they need to strengthen their skills in English and math before taking more advanced courses in those areas. Also, spending extra time taking additional exploratory courses in potential areas you might major in means you'll make a better decision as to what you want to focus on here at Parkside; similarly, taking additional etectives in an area once you've chosen your major means you'll make yourself mote attractive to potential employers when it's time to graduate. Most students take about five to six years to graduate. This is true across the country as well as at Parkside. I have always told students that whatever is waiting out there for them at the end of f our years will almost certainly be out there for them after five a six years; they may even be better prepared to greet it. Using vour time effectively You must use your time effectively if you're going to be successful! An hour or two between classes may be used fa* homework, additional study time to keep up with your classes, to prepare for an exam, or play pinball in the Rec Center. Your choice. And having all day Tuesday and Thursday free (if that's how your schedule turns out) means you have to decide what your priorities are going to be—school, job, or play. I've never believed you can do all three simultaneously and be good at each of them. Very few successful students are able to work more than 20 hours a week in addition to going to school. Students fail not because they lack intelligence but because they lack the necessary commitment to their academic goals and don't use their time effectively. Homework and tests It's fairly safe to assume that most of your college courses will be more rigorous than those you had in high school. You'll be expected to approach learning differently: analyze more, develop independent thinking, grapple with ideas, determine cause and effect relationships. You'll love it! Theamountofhomework and number and type of tests (multiple choice, true-false) vary with instructor. Some assign minimal amounts of homework, others expect you to do something for every class, and others fall in between. Regardless of how much or how little homework is assigned, the rule of thumb has always been that you're expected to spend 2-3 hours studying outside of class for every hour you're in class. Don'tbelulledintoa false sense of security by how easy classes may seem at the beginning of the semester. Sometimes things start slow but pick up speed quickly. If you don't keep up with classes on a daily basis you'll find it's too late to catch up when things really get going. You'll also have instructors who only give two tests the whole semester and others will test you every week. Where tests are few and far between you'll be expected to remember more for each exam. A few instructors may even allow you to drop a low grade you get on one of your tests (very generous, I'd say). All of this means you really have to stay on top of things and be prepared to take full responsibility for your own learning! "Hey, wait a minute," you say. "Isn't that the instructor's job?" Read on... Grades and Repeats You got grades in high school and you'll get them in college. It's the university's way of telling you how well you are doing. If the grade you receive fa a course is not what you were expecting then by all means talk with the instructor about what happened. You can repeat a course if you are not satisfied with how you did in it The grade you get the second time around is the one which gets calculated into your grade point average,but theoriginal grades tays . on your transcript since it's part of your official academic record. You may repeat a course as often as you like but it's always the most recent grade that is used to determine your overall grade point average. If fa some extraordinary reason beyond your control you were unable to complete a course but did come reasonably close, you might try to convince the instructor to give you a grade of "I" for Incomplete. When this happens you and the instructor determine what you have to do to complete the course. When you've done what you had to do, the instructor will give you a grade for the course. If the incomplete isn't made up by the end of the next full semester it turns to an F. Instructors It's safe to say that most instructors will not ride hard on you, which lends credence to what I just said — that you are responsible for your own learning. You'll find many of your instructors more informal, casual, and relaxed than in high school. Faculty attire will vary from suits/ sport coats and ties fa men and dresses fa women to jeans and sweatshirts fa both. While instructors may tell you to be sure to buy the textbooks for the course, they probably won't go around the room to be sure you did. Some of your instructors will take attendance, some won't Most encourage students to ask questions in class, some have specific class time set aside fa questions. Many will stay around a few minutes after class so students can talk with them, others will have commitments to run off to. All are expectedro have office hours, and these are often theb est times tog et June 17,1991 Ranger, Page 3 in to see them. NOTE: Don't associate a casual or informal style with permissiveness; this can be deceptive and result in your doing poorly if you don't take the course or instructor seriously. How classes are taught In some courses die instructor will stand in front of the room and lecture for the better part of the semester, which means you better be very good at taking notes (watch for workshops on notetaking presented by the Learning Assistance and Counseling office or register fo r a 1 credit Study Skills module). In other courses there may be a nice mix of both lecture and give-and-take discussions between instructor and students. And some will be participatory or "hands on" (art, drama, science labs for example) with less talk and more doing. Yes, instructors still show films in college and take their classes on field trips. And when an instructor cannot make it to class chances are good the class will be cancelled for that day. Some students celebrate when that happen?. Remember, however, that you or someone else is paying good money for that class, so don't party too much and don't waste that time when you find you have an hour or so free. Involvement in campus activities You may have participated in one or more clubs or activities each year they were in high school. You can do thatatParkside, too. In fact I encourage students to get involved because it helps them feel they are more a part of the campus. You may, however, want Don't be lulled into a false sense of security by how easy classes may seem at the beginning of the semester to postpone your involvement in a club until after your first semester at which time you'll have a better idea of what clubs exist and how much time you'll have to devote to those extra activities. In addition to joining a club, there are countless other activities offered on campus, many of which are free. Announcements of performers, dances, coffee houses, films, art shows and other events always appear in the Ranger and on bulletin boards around campus. Yflll and your parents Finally, going to college will probably be as much of a new experience for your parents as it will be for you. So you'll need to help them understand some of the thin gs you' ve just read about Your life isn't going to be thes ame as it was in high school but that doesn't mean they can't share your success with you. And ifaparentis having trouble coping with your going to college, encourage them to come in and talk with one of the counselors in the Counseling and Testing office (see item 3 below). If all else fails Chances are excellent that if you work at it you'll be succesful at UW-Parkside. If you run into difficulty, remember 1. Don't ever hesitate to talk with an instructor if you aren't doing as well as you think you should be. 2. If you're still having trouble in a subject after talking with your instructor, be sure to come to the Academic Resource Center in the Library/Learning Center and look into getting free tutoring in the subject 3. If you are having trouble thinking clearly and concentrating on your studies—two ingredients necessary for academic and personal success—then make an appointment to see one of the two counselors (Barbara Larson or myself) in the Learning Assistance and Counseling area. Either of us can help you identify and remove most roadblocks you encounter. 4. Don't walk around confused about policies and procedures. Stop at the Advising Center in lower Main Place for information and assistance. 5. Get to know your adviser and seek them out for advice in planning your schedule. 6. Uncertain as to what to major in (one of the major concerns of college students)? Talk to the staff in The Career Center. Well, you either made it through the fine print or you jumped from the first paragraph to the last section called If all else fails. In any case, think about the things I've pointed out from time to time. They are good points to remember. Enjoy the University of Wisconsin-Paikside, be successful, and make the most of your experience. You'll never regret it. DEAR UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE STUDENT, It is my pleasure to welcome you as either a new or continuing student The Department of Student Life, working in conjunction with a variety of support offices, staff, and faculty, is here to assist you as you pursue your educational goals. The department is composed of the Office of Student Activities, The Student Health Services program, the Office of Residence Life, the Child Care Center, the Parkside Union, the Women's Center, and New Student Orientation programs. All of these programs and services are here for your use. They are designed to meet the needs of you the student and the staff that administer these areas are anxious to be of assistance. The programs and services have been established to provide experiences and opportunities to help you remain in school as well as to give you the chance to participate in a variety of organization and clubs. I encourage to you to take advantage of the variety of experiences that are available to you at the University. Studies have shown that those students who take advantage of the various program and support services, participate in student activities, and attend orientation programs, feel their university experience was much more meaningful. Steve McLaughlin Once again, welcome. I sincerely hope that the coming months will be enjoyable, exciting, and personally rewarding for you. If there is any way that my office or department can be of assistance, please feel free to contact me. Steve McLaughlin Dean of Students Volunteering opens doors to new opportunity by Gwen Heller Managing Editor Looking for a way to jump into campus life as the doors to the wonderful world of college beckon to you? If you are an open-minded, motivated person who knows the meaning of altruism and can use it in a sentence, then the SCS organization may hold the key to your college involvement Joining Student Community Services could be the most significant and rewarding move you'll make during your college career. This organization, which is sponsored by the Kenosha Voluntary Action Cento* links student volunteers with agencies, organizations, and programs both in Kenosha and Racine. Are you a sports fanatic or an animal lover? Why not volunteer a few weekend hours tocoach a youth basketball team or assist in the care and rehabilitation of stray animals? Are you aiming to earn your degree in English? Edit a newsletter for a local non-profitorganization. Education students are encouraged to seek volunteer positions as tutors, teachers' aides or club advisors at elementary, junior and senior high schools in Kenosha and Racine. A key advantage of the SCS program which has been directed by Carol Engberg for three years is that students who have no clue about future majors or careers can investigate possibilities through firsthand experience. If your interest has been captured by the perks of the program, consider the logistics. You live on campus and do not have transportation to commute to and from town. No problem Not only are there numerous volunteer openings on campus, but the public transportation systems are quite reliable to shuttle you to your job. Since the program -began in 1988, over300students from UWParkside, Carthage College, and Gateway Technical College have given their time and energy free of charge to help out in the community. Don't let that number fool you There are still a plethora of positions available for new volunteers. Many students go to classes, study for a few hours in the library, and go home to watch the soap operas for the rest of the afternoon. By the time they graduate, they realize that the years have passed them by and that they never bothered to get involved in any meaningful activities. Be aware that the opportunities for you'to become a mover and a shaker are waiting for you to reach out and makea difference. Ranger. Page 4 June 17,1991 The Ranger News:Voicq of the students Dan Chiappetta Editor-in-Chief The Ranger is the weekly campus newspaper, which is referred to as the "voice of UW-Parkside." It is produced entirely by students of UW-Parkside. The Ranger News staff consists of writers, photographers, editors in news, feature, entertainment, minority affairs, sports, copy, lay- Dan Chiappetta out and photography, assistant editors, advertising representatives, circulation, distribution, an advertising manager, a business manger, and the editor in chief. Many of these positions receive salary. Editorial staff meetings will be held once a week in which all section editors and paid positions are required to attend. Through these weekly meetings discussions concerning last weeks issue will be exchanged, as well as the materials being produced for the upcoming week. This will help keep communication lines open between staff members. Executive Committee meetings are held at least three times a semester. This committee is made up of the Editor-in-Chief and six other elected members. These meetings will deal with any decisions that need to be made concerning the Ranger. Also, it will discuss the progress of the newspaper. This upcoming school year The Ranger News staff will put its desktop publishing experience to work by adding weekly graphics and illustrations to The Ranger News to enhance the newspaper's appearance. Readers will also see more news coverage of campus issues as well as off campus issues that affect college students and the surrounding college communities. The Ranger News will also experience design and format changes which will produce a more attractive newspaper. The Ranger News welcomes any student who is interested in joining the staff and no experience is necessary. Experienced Ranger staff members are always willing to assist new staff members. Joining The Ranger News will be an experience that will benefit you in your future goals. Getting involved with the Ranger will provide you with not only the knowledge of what it takes to put together a newspaper, but also the importance of teamwork, responsibility, commitment, and it will give you the opportunity to meet new people and make new friends. While accomplishing all this Ranger staff members still find time to laugh and enjoy their new experiences inside The Ranger News office and find plenty of time enjoying fun activities outside the Ranger office. The best feeling one will receive belonging to The Ranger News staff, is the feeling of being a part ofa team that produced a quality product Stop by, you won't regret it Our office is located in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, D139C or call our office at 553- 2287. We look forward to hearing from you. PASA Parkside's adult student alliance In order to provide help and support to all types of students here at Parkside, Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PAS A) is one of the major campus organizations. PA.S.A. is an organization that can give support to a growing population of non—traditional students. Most of the students in the organization are over the age of twentytwo, however, students younger than twenty-two with families of their own are more than welcome. The PASA. office is open for students to relax and enjoy a . cup of coffee or come to study with access to a computer recently purchased for members use. Students in the organization needing help with filing financial aid forms, class scheduling, and informal tutoring can turn to each other for assistance. Most importantly P.A.S.A. members provide emotional sup- PASA. President Barb Messick and vice president Gene Desotell port for each other. Juggling kids, marriage, work, as well as grades can take its toll on any student This successful support program has much to offer those students over the age of twenty-two. The Parkside Adult Student Alliance is located in the D1 level of the WLLC building directly north of the Coffee Shoppe. Anyone interested is encouraged to stop by for more information. SOC's bis move by Brenda Wilson, George Yee, ; , and Linda Johnson l Do you know where the StudentOrganizatiens Council (SOC) office is? 1 -- ' - - middleof a"caisisOsituabQn, $00 is now located in the Parkside Sta*' • . v - " .. . . : •. . , • .. ,. : • . Cftt^d in a little, corner of 'hat sociation inc.*? office. . • . . : . • , . • : . :• • • ' : / • . . . . . •. :i the clubs and Another reason is. the conve- . . • . - the Union from the .SO C office m plished. SOC isa part of this . to be close to it's 1111*11111 staff. The UoiveiJ of WiscotisiEw /Parkside is a rate KlUl. run organizattonsare close together in the Student Union, where they | " !y - • ||i . Sure* you say, if SOC gets an i:dffiee then every (.me will want one. ;;eyeryone should get an office- SOC f I I I) r i M < g||p|n|t lapproval of the: &|§j£l |ggg |p|inisttation and staffs meeting rooms that can be divided into two or one big room, but this one just happens to be the "righr size. It's kind of like Goidie Locks andth e Three Bears. U&*on :u-.cn>, 207, 104 ^nd OX uo, big. Icq cold or needs to be leftopen for user revroom ttrl is just right §|§§f|li^^ IB® just because they have the SOC the room tight next to 202, WLBR is in there. 7: h-' ' 7 -'.v; T ^.UOTisroei? • i.i recreation center] pad that room is [called the black toledlhereason it's : hi; . *' U / 7 . ing, no venti Li'don. and no walls. model both tooms tor SOC and WLBR, and they said the costs would be minimal. Would they reh also would not be paid by would be paid through the Union budget ri-y you the students). You :v.00- in bi" 'WCs why Union 202 does not need to be remodeleo NhjvjnOC Into Union 202 requires nothi ng buttlie physical labor of the clubs that ai t Cling Union 203and the black hole, »*-*£mhy to c ; in their offices and let the studentssuffer th jci'S • than wJeqtm te -pares, let the 'tdm uiisuation know aboutitl Write to the editor or write to Student life. SOC is an Wmmm.:MWm . June 17,1991 Ranger, Page 5 UW-P s student government: At home and away PSGA is the voice of the campus by Ken Schuh PSGA President The Parkside S tudent Government Association (PSGA) is the sole representative and recognized voice of students attending the University of Wisconsin-Parkside to the administration and faculty in campus governance matters. Through its membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Governments, PSGA is represented to the State Legislature and the UW System Board of Regents. PSGA represents and ensures student rights and privileges, oversees the distribution of student fees, and actively works to improve the physical and academic atmosphere of the campus for all students. Composed of three divisions, PSGA consists of an Executive Branch, Judicial Branch, and Legislative Branch, which also includes The office term for the Judicial Branch is three years. Legislative Branch The Legislative Branch consists of 18 senators, ninee lected in the spring election and nine elected in the fall election. The Legislative Branch is also comprised of a Student Senate which has five standing committees. The committees are listed as follows: Student Senate • Segregated Fees Allocations • Legislative Affairs • Student Services • Minority Actions • Women's Council Considered to be the most important committee of PSGA is the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee. It consists of Kenneth J. Schuh Representing the interests of all people of color and disabled students is the Minority Actions Council. This committee addresses a variety of issues including special interests and monitoring effectiveness of existing campus poliijfPSGA ## Parkside Student Government Association the Student Senate. The following is a brief description of the various offices that are under the governmental branches of PSGA: Executive Branch • President •Vice President •Secretary •Treasurer The president and vice president are elected by the student body in the spring election for one year terns. The secretary and treasurer are positions appointed by the president Judicial Branch The Judicial Branch consists of five judges including the chief justice who is elected by the current residing judges in office. The Judicial Branch is appointed by the president and approved by the senate and the chancellor. eight students responsible for the allocation of activity funds for student organizations and services at UW-Parkside. Six of the members are senators and two of the members are elected from the general student body, one in the spring election and the other in the fall election. The committee presently allocates a budget of over $1,000,000. Involving itself on a local, state, and national level is the Legislative Affairs Committee. This group deals with issues that directly or indirectly affect students in higher education. Serving as a liaison between the student body and UW-Parkside administration, the Student Services Committee assists in voicing the rights and concerns of students. The majority of the problems that affect students on campus are addressed by this committee. cies. Hie Women's Affairs Committee deals with the concerns of women's interests on campus. The committee is currently enjoying a resurgence of inte rest and growth at UW-Parkside, as well as on a state and national level. There are more than 15 other faculty and University committees to which the PSGA appoints students. Membership in these committees is open to all students who meet the current student life eligibility criteria. These committees involve academics, athletics, the student union, campus parking, and other areas of student concern. Students are encouraged to become involved in PSGA and assist in making UW-Parkside an institution s ensitive to the needs of all students. For more information, visit the PSGA Office on the D-l level of the Library next to the Coffee Shoppe, or call 553-2036. P. A.B. wants new students to "Get on the board" By Brad Roschyk PAB President There is a train coming, so "get on the board." The Parkside Activities Board is known on campus as P.AB. PAB provides the campus community with a spectrum of activities and events by appealing to awide variety of interests and tastes of the students. P.AB.'s prime directive is to build university spirit through student involvement in on-campus activities and events. PAB. also serves as an educational experience for the students comprising its membership. As an extracurricular organization, its operations are intended to give students the opportunity to cultivate and develop qualities of leader- Brad Roschyk cover the" ins" and "outs"i nvolved with planning activities for a campus community. One can learn effective leadership and speaking as well asleam PAB Parkside Activities Board ship, responsibility, and cooperation. The students that make up P.A.B., talk with the agents, negotiate prices, and contract the wide variety of entertainment that is presented on campus. These students bring bands, hypnotists, comedians, movies, lecturers, ski trips, and Broadway performances-such as 42nd Street Each separate group works together to make a series that is entertaining for the campus as well as the surrounding communities. P.A3, offers people a chance to make new friends and to dishow to relate to agents and other organizations. The skills a student will learn with PAB. and student activities will make their college education more entertaining. If you would like to "get on the board", or want more information regarding the Parkside Activities Board, contact Brad Roschyk at 553-2650 or write to: UW-Parkside Activities Board do Union 209 900 Wood Rd. Box 2000 Kenosha,WI 53141-2000 Get Involved. It Pays Dividends!! Ranger, Page 6 June 17,1991 Campus police on patrol The search for off campus housing UW-Parkside Residence Hall Complex by Asst. Chief Tom Knitter The campus of UW-Parkside at times has been referred to as "A Community within a Community". We are, in essence, our own village, one that provides many of the same services one would f ind in their own hometown. The UW-Parkside Campus Police and Public Safety Department has the responsibility to ensure that "our Community" remains a safe and peaceful place where the pursuit of a quality education can be accomplished. Our UW-Parkside campus department provides law enforcement service to the campus 24 hours a day, every day of the year. Our police officers have arrest authority and receive the same training as their counterparts in municipal law enforcement The police officers are supplemented by a security officer staff, comprisedchieflyofUW-Parkside students, who receive training in a variety of duties. A locksmith is also employed by the department to install and maintain the various locks or other security devices on campus. In addition to the law enforcement and security functions, our department oversees the areas of parking and transportation, fire safety, emergency preparedness and coordination of chemical waste disposal. We pride ourselves in our service to the campus community. Whether it be providing a "jump start" to a vehicle, unlocking an office door for a faculty member or escorting a student toa parking lot at night, all of the UW-Parkside Campus Police staff are committed to giving "extra" service that is normally not expected from a police agency. We involve ourselves in the campus community and in the education process. Officers of our department participate regularly in "awareness" sessions that address various areas of crime prevention and safety. Campus Police realizes that the involvement of everyone on campus is absolutely vital to any crime prevention efforts. Therefore, we are very willing to share our security expertise as well as receive information and suggestions from those people who use university facilities. Our interaction, formal and informal, will help to maintain the safe atmosphere at UW-Parkside. Your safety is our concern, please feel free to call upon our department any hour of the day or night should you need our assistance. The EMERGENCY NUMBER for Campus Police is 2911; the BUSINESS NUMBER is 2455. By Steve Walner The search for off campus housing can be hectic BUT if you ask "the right" questions your experience should be easy as well as painless. Start by LOOKING AROUND. Shop around, ask questions, read the lease, get all promises in writing, and neverput money down unless you are ready to make a commitment Most houses or apartments vary greatly in price depending on size, condition, proximity to campus, and whether or not utilities are included. Generally, prices range from $200/ month to $600/month. It is also helpful to carry along a notebook to jot notes down regarding the different units you visit Your rental search should start 1-2 months prior to your expected occupancy date. If you start earlier many landlords or rental agents will not be able to tell you what units they will have available. Remember to look over a copy of the lease. Does the lease state who is responsible for what? Who pays the utilities? Can the lease be renewed? A factor which may also influence your decision about who to rent from is the attitude of the landlord or rental agent Good landlords/ agents are responsible, honest, and willing to answer questions. If a landlord/agent seems reluctant to answer important questions or makes a lot of promises about making repairs you have reason to be cautious. By looking around, asking questions, jotting notes and reading all papers/leases thoroughly, your search for off campus housing should be easy and painless. Good Luck. For further assistance regarding rental units in the Kenosha and Racine areas, or for your FREE guide "UW-Parkside Off-Campus Housing Information" contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UWParkside Housing Office (553- 2320). Tales from around the world Susan Maclntyre, a UWP sophomore, Alan Shucard, professor of English, and Eugene Gasioikiewicz, UWP professor emeritus, are among those participating in a cultural series this summer. Held at The Old Book Comer, 312-6th St., Racine, all events are free and open to the public. "Tales from Around the World" is the theme of a storytelling by Pamela Goerger at noon on Saturday, June 22. Goerger is the librarian at theFine Arts School. Alan Shucard will read his poetry at noon on Saturday, June 29. Shucard, former Chair of the English Department, has published several books of poems and studies of Countee Cullen and a history of American poetry. "Stories for the Family" will be told by Mary Norris on Sunday, July 7. She'll perform at 2:00 p.m. Norris, a school librarian in Kenosha, is an authority on Mary Bradford, the first woman superintendent of schools in Kenosha. Stephen Kalmar and Michael Bomier, both of Racine, will read their poetry on Sunday July 14 at 1:00 p.m. Both are members of the Root River Poets. Susan Maclntyre, UWP sophomore and classical guitarist, will sing a selection of ballads and folk-songs at noon on Saturday, July 20. She sang in theUWPspring production of "Working." Travis Du Priest, Director of the DeKoven Foundation, will read his poetry at 1:00 pm on Sunday, July 28. Du Priest, a former English professor at Carthage College, is also an associate priest at St Luke's Episcopal Church. "Magic for Children" by Stan and Steffane Timm on Saturday, August 3, will be held at 11:30 am and at 1:00 pm. "Preserving Family Archives" will be discussed at noon on Saturday, August 10, by James Twomey. Twomey, a UWP graduate, teaches at UW-Milwaukee's School of Library and Information Sciences and operates Book Restoration and Conservation in Kenosha. Eugene Gasiorkewicz, professor emeritus at UWP, will read literary selections in the Polish language. English translations will be provided at the Sunday, August 18, 1:00 pm reading. The summer series ends on Sunday, August 25, at 1:00 p.m. when the Root River Poets, agroup of area poets including several UWP faculty and students, will read their recent poems. UW-Parkside's International Club brings together people from all over the globe By Deborah Kreuser from Africa, Asia, Latin-America, pare for a diverse iobLkeL The Parkside International Europe, and the Middle East P.I C A1l«nuWco • • WXC) is the student's orga- also provides students with a ^ mzauon for international exchange opportunily to meet other's who selves .hTnt^ r . students and all those who are in- come from all over the wjldto !£?,? pleaSUreS,of leal™l terested in learning about different ^chtb.smdents learn about each CU1TP.1.C. there am students ™— Do you enjoy working with young children? Apply now for an exciting on-campus employment opportunity at the Child Care Center* Applications are now being accepted for fall semester teaching positions. Employent begins September 3,1991. Applications available at: UW-Parkside Child Care Center Phone: 553-2227 Ranger, Page 7 C.E.C.A. continues to provide dedicated service By Anthony Brown Director of CEGA The Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement (CJE.C.A.) dispenses special services for the minority and for disadvantaged student populations. C.E.C.A. is a mix of people, resources, and activities which are systematically blended together to meet an identified need for action for a specific population on our . university campus. Minority and disadvantaged students continue to be undeirepresented in higher education, especially in the professors, while their numbers in the population increase. Although many special programs and services have been minimized or eliminated, the need for special programs, such as CJS.C.A., continues. One of the most important services our programs provide, one which is often overlooked, is the psychological support, treating all students with dignity and respect, regardless of their prior experiences, financial status, or need for special attention. This positive reinforcement of ego and self-concept goes a long way in facilitating success. C£.C.A.presupposesastrong campus sense of a common community, saving alli ts citizens fairly and marked in the main by: 1) Access to, rather than exclusion &om academic, social, and recreational groups and activities; 2) Shared goals; 3) Intentional social intercourse, rather than passive social isolation or active social exclusion; and 4) Intergration rather than segregation. CJB.C.A. provide the following services and programs to accomplish its mission: Academic Advising Services CECA takes pride in the emphasis it places on academic advising. The focus of this emphasis lies in the great education value the advisors helping students to set meaningful, self-directed life/ career goals. This is an ongoing, multifaceted communication exchange. These services of the cento* can only support and compliment efforts to obtain educational/life goals and insure the retention and graduation of students of color at UWParkside. CASHE Peer Mentoring Prograin CASHE stands for "Collective Approach to Success in Higher Education." This program started in the fall 1988 as an effort to improve the retention and graduation rates for students of color at UW-Parkside. Upperclass students who have demonstrated high achievement in the areas of math and English have been hired by the center to facilitate small group study sessions for students registered in English 090 and/or Math 015. The mentors meet with s tudents in groups of eight to ten to help the students with any difficulties that they may encounter in these courses. Taking Care of Business Recognition Banquet This banquet honors high academic achievers and graduating senior students of color. Thisevent demonstrates that there are those who are not doing so well that they too, can achieve their goals. Minority Admission Review Subcommittee (MARS) The Minority Admission Review Subcommittee was established in April 1988 by the Admissions Records and Information Subcommittee. Its purpose is to give minority applicants for admission to UW-Parkside additional consideration. Grants, Loans and Fellowships Minority Teacher Forgivable Loan Program (MTFL) The MTFL program is top roduce financial incentives to prospective teachers who are members of designated minority groups (African Americans, Hispanic Americans, American Indians and Southeast Asians) and who agree UW-Parkside Child Care Center By Sherry Thomas Director of Child Care Center According to the National Association of College Auxiliary services, colleges and universities have play ed a major role in the child care movement over the past decade. The need for quality child care and the academic value of on-campus centers have been recognized as an important service to colleges and universities a s well as their surrounding communities. Functioning within the decade of the 90's it is more important than ever to foster the growth of quality child care services in institutions of higher learning. The policies, procedures, and Program at UW-Parkside Child Care Cento* have been designed with the issue of quality being of utmost importance. Staff members devote their talents and skills to providing an enrichment experience for young children that fosters their growth on physical, emotional, social, and cognitive levels. Individual as well as group needs are taken into account as programs are planned. Emphasis is placed on providing a multicultural anti-bias experience for all children enrolled in the program. Located just south of Tallent Hall, the Center is a short walk from the main academic complex. Ample parking is available for dropping off and picking up children enrolled in the program. As a state licensed agency, the programs at the Center follow the requirements for child care centers and nursery schools that have been developed by die Department of Health and Social Services. Children must be registered in order to attend UW-Parkside Child Care Center. During the academic year programs are conducted for children from two weeks through four years of age. A school-aged program for children to age ten is held during summer session only. Because space is limited in each program, it is important to register early. Registrations are processed from 8:30am to 1:00pm daily. Parents interested in the program offered at UW-Parkside Child Care Center are encouraged to contact the office at 553-2227 for further information regarding schedules and fees. UW-Parkside C.E.C.A. From left to right: Anthony Brown (Director), Abigail Streblow, Larry Turner, and Tina Gosey to teach in an approved school district meeting the MTFL program requirements. If you choose not to teach in one of these areas after graduation and certification, you will be expected to repay the full amount of your awards. UMRG ( Lawton undergraduate Minority Retention Grant) This grant is used to supplement other financial aid, with the intention of meeting the full financial need of qualified continuing minority applicants and/or reducing the amount of loans required to finance student educarioh. All grant recipients must satisfy the specific criteria. The maximum a student will be granted in a single academic year is $2,000. In addition, the Center also assist the campus in celebrating cultural programs which include: 1) National Hispanic Heritage Month celebrated Sept 15 through Oct 15. 2) Dr. Matin Luther King Jr. Day celebrated January 15. 3) Black History Month celebrated in the month of February: and 4) Cinco De Mayo is celebrated on May 5. We also co-advise two campus student organizations, theBlack Student Organization(B.S.O.) and Hispanic Organization (H.OP.). For further information, we invite you to visit write or call: Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement D182 WLLC 553-2731. Anthony Brown is the director for GIVE LIFE. GIVE PLASMA Give us 2 hours, twice a week, and we'll use your plasma donation to help save the lives of hum and shock victims, heart surgery patients, and hemophiliacs. And you could earn up to $100 per month. Take the time today MONTHLY & DAILY CONTESTS NEW DONORS Bring in this ad and receive $15.00 for your first donation Plasma Donor Center of.Kenosha Inci .. 6212-22nd Ave. People Helping People For Life iM-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-Th 10:00-5:30 (414)654-1366 Ranger, Page 8 Financial Aid office The Financial Aid Office at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside assists students and their families in accessing a wide variety of federal, state, and institutional financial aid to help meet the cost of attending the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. This assistance starts with help in understanding the initial application process and continues through graduation with counseling on repayment responsibilities if you have student loans. If you have already applied for student financial aid for this fall and have completed the process as instructed by the Financial Aid Office, you are on your way to finding out if you will be eligible for student financial aid. Financial Aid at UW-Parkside is in the form of Grants (money that does not have to be paid back), Loans (money that does have to be paid back), and wok opportunities( jobs on campus). If you have not completed the process, or if you have not applied for financial aid it is not to late to do so. TheRnancial Aid Office mails out award letters to those who have completed the process and who are eligible for aid on an ongoing basis starting in late June. An award letter informs the studentexactly what kind ofaidisavailable for the school year and any conditions that may go with the aid. The award letter must be signed and returned to the Financial Aid Office within two weeks. When the award letter is returned, financial aid checks are ordered. Financial aid checks are distributed by the Cashiers Office located in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, D-193 approximately one week before school starts. If your financial aid file is not complete,please makeevery effort to complete your file as soon as possible. If you have any questions about your financial aid file status please contact the Financial Aid tktfiI ERRITT'S RUNNING CENTER SPECIALIST IN ATHLETIC FOOTWARE & CLOTHING FOOTWEAR FOR: * RUNNING * BASKETBALL * TENNIS * RACQUEtBALL * * SOCCER * VOLLEYBALL * SOFTBALL * * AEROBIC DANCE * GOLF * WALKING * SWIMWEAR * EKTELON RACQUETES & ACCESSORIES1 # X-C SKIES & EQUIPMENT # FOOTWEAR * Nike * Loto *Tiger * Avia *New Balance * Etonic * Brooks * Reebok * Pony * Converse * Saucony * Tretorn * Turntec * Bata * Mitre * Rocksport Casual * Le cog sportif CLQTH1NO * Dolfin * Sub 4 * Frank Shorter * Moving Comfort * New Balance * Marathon Her/Sir * Bill Rodgers * Nike Clothing * Hind-Wells * Property Of * Lifa * Arena Office. June 15.1991 is the deadline for fall 1991 financial aid applications. Students who apply after this date are considered late. Late filers cannot expect to receive a financial aid award letter or funds prior to the start of classes. Late filers may be eligible for financial aid but must make arrangements to pay their own educational costs by the first week of school. Short term loans are nota vailable to those who apply after June 15. The University of Wisconsin- Parkside does offer students athree payment installment plan to pay tuition and housing costs. Forty percent must be paid by the end of the first week of classes. This is handled through the Cashiers office. You can still apply for 1991- 92 financial aid at Paikside. If eligible you will receive your financial aid during the semester. Please contact the Financial Aid Office located in the Wyllie Library Learning Center D-191. Phone number is 553-2291 (after August 17 the phone number will be 595-2291). Getting to Know Your Library/Learning Center Librarians are available at the Reference Desk on Level-1 to answer any of your questions about the Library/Learning Center's resources. We hopea nd expect that you will become well acquainted with these staff members during the course of your studies. You may also want to turn to one of the many printed guides that describe the library's services and resources. To quickly gain a comprehensive picture of the facilities available, pick up a copy of the Self-Guided Tour at the entrance and follow itsd irections. As you tour the library, you will notice many terminals and microcomputers. In order to facilitate the research process for its users, the Library/Learning Center has automated its catalog and acquired many computerized periodical indexes and abstracts. These are available using workstations in the re fere nee area. Feel free to sit down and try htem out. As you explore these tools and leam how they can best be used to help you find the information you i need, you are bound to have questions. Be sure to ask a reference librarian for help. The Library/Learning Cento- contains a wide variety of materials for class needs and recreational use. In addition to books and magazines, thesei nclude microcomputersoftwareand audiovisual materials, such as records compact disks, audio and video cassettes, and films. All nonprofit materials may be used on equipment available in the Library/ Learning Center, and some may be checked out for use at home. If you need a particular book or article that the library does not own, you may turn to the library's interlibrary loan service. Through this service, students have access to the holdings of libraries throughout the state. Most materials that circulate may be checked out for four weeks, although instructors may place items in heavy demand on reserve for shorter periods. A valid university IJD card must be presented each time material is checked out If you still need an item at the end of the fow-week check-out period, you may renew it either in person or by telephone (553-2238). $2.50 Pitchers 7-10pm Daily! Kenosha's Hot Spot Specializing in: Gourmet Hamburgers Homemade Pizza Soup-Sandwiches Salad Bar Dine in or Carry-Out Wisconsin Lottery Tickets Sold Here 7517 22 Ave Kenosha lyrae, 3EB33 OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK MasterCard and VISA Accepted 5200 Washington Avenue, Racine WI (In Washington Square) 632-4699 Ranger, Page 9 The Union Square UW-Parkside Union Square undergoes renovation A major renovation of "Union Square" was recently begun with local demolition of existing ceiling panels, built-in booth seating, wall panels, etc., being carried out by a crew of campus union student workers. For those reading this not familiar with "Union Square", it is the bar/grill/programming area located just off the north entrance of the campus union building. Following the demolition described, an asbestos removal program starte d on Friday, May 31, taking up the old floor tiles. This process required a state certified crew to come in and completely encapsulate the room in plastic before the actual removal of tiles began. Special uniforms, masks, shower facilities, etc. are used in this process; only after extensive air testing is completed is the room'splastic capsule removed and entrance by others allowed. The extent of the 5,000 square foot room remodeling will include a complete face lift A new acoustical tile ceiling will be put in with both uplighting fluorescent fixtures as well as incandescent downlighting and some decorative wall lights. The old, angled booth system will be replaced with anew moveable and more flexible table and chair arrangement The room will continue to be two tiered, but will have four accesses to the lower level instead of the present two. One of these will be ramped for disabled access to that level. A combination of new nonasbestos floor tiles and carpeting will replace the old flooring. A railing system of posts, cable and tumbuckles will separate the two levels and lend to support the modern industrial decor theme, which will also include wall panels sporting decorative nut/bolt enhancements. The old orange/red "look" of the room will be replaced by a cleaner and more up to date look of contrasting grays, black and white. In addition to the color scheme and lighting changes which in themselves should brighten up the area considerably, a window and door panel unit is being put in on the lower level to provide directaccess to the outdoor patio ("the pad") located just off die west side of the building, plus at least a bit of natural light Food service will have a similar look, but a somewhat different form of delivering products, and some change in selection. The new delivery system will more resemble a McDonalds where your food is served to you at the same time as you order and pay. Waiting will only takeplace when ordering pizza or other specially made to order items. Pickup salads and daily sandwich specials will be added to the menu. The soda/beer beverage bar will remain in its oldl ocation with SUMMER ENTERTAINMENT 1991 PERFORMER STYLE ADM Jun29 Willie Wisely Trio Alternative $3 Jul 6 Belairs Jul 13 White Bros. Jul 20 R.E.X Rym 'n Blues $4 Rock'n Blues $3 Jazz/Rock $3 Jul 27 Red River Band Accoustic Rock $3 All Musical Appearances Sat.Nights 9:30 -1:30 AM Having a Party? We have the facilities- Call George's 1201N. Main Street, Racine, Wl 632-0469. L a somewhat reformatted design. The cost of the project ise stimated to come in at just under $250,000, not counting food service and other moveable equipment of about another $50,000. The room's opening is slated to coincide with the start of the fall semester, pending unforeseen delays. As one of the primary programming areas on campus, this opening is being highly anticipated by many. It is hoped that"meetyou in the square" will be a commonly heard phrase this coming fall. An artists rendering of the project will be oil display this summer on the main WLLC concourse directly adjacent to the Women's Center. Tl" Rnpr Jfaw» photo by drag Lsfarick The demolition of the UW-Parkside Union Square has begun No Matter Where Your Education is Aiming... Heritage Bank can help you to some degree or another. Educational banking services include: Student Checking •Free Checking -Free Checks •TYME card Young Adult Mastercard Student Loan Assistance f you're between the ages of 16 and 23, maintain a minimum of 6 credits per semester and your parents have a depository relationship with Heritage Bank & Trust, stop in any of our convenient offices and talk about student banking with a Financial Services Representative. heritage Bank & Trust A Good Neighbor to Have m Offices: Wind Point - 4001 N. Main, 639-6010; Douglas - 4959 Douglas Avenue. 639-3390; Mr. Pleasant - 5901 Durand, 554-6500; Racine - 5220 Washington Avenue, 637-9101; Regency Mall - 5610 Durand Avenue. 554-5144; West, 6700 Washington Avenue - 637-7900; Motor Bank -5417 Washington Avenue. 637-9220; Northwestern - 6520 Northwestern Avenue, 886-5077; Main Place - 245 Main Street, 632-5111; Kenosha Main - 3928 60th Street, 658-2582; Kenosha South - 8046 39th Avenue, 697-8680; Bristol - 7700 120th A venue, in the Factory Outlet Centre, 857-7927; Lakeside • 1 1 2 1 1 - 1 20 t h Av e n ue , 857-69 51. ' M' o m.ce r FDIC ciation and understanding for other cultures and expand the role of BSOatUW-Parkside. Hopefully it will also help facilitate unity among all the different students on campus. In the Fall, BSO would like to see everyone, not only BSO members, come to the vari ous social, cultural and educational activities. UW-Paikside is a diverse campus —so let's unify and make this a campus where we can all work and learn together. Meetings will be held every two weeks. Dates and times will be posted. If you choose not to be a member of BSO, at least take the time to leam about our organization and participate in some of BSO's sponsored events. However, I do hope you will give us a try by attending one of our meetings. I'm confident you will enjoy the fellowship!! Members of UW-Parkside's Black Student Organization Black Student Organization open to all UW-Parkside students UW-P's Marketing Fraternity offers on hands experience By Janice Word Chapter President Pi Sigma Epsilon, Gamma Beta is one of UW—Paikside's most active student organizations. As a national fraternity in marketing, PSE has over 60 chapters throughout the U.S. As UW—P's chapter we recruit male and female students from all areas of studies— Liberal Arts, Political Science, Education, and of course Business. Currently Gamma Beta co nsists of 41 initiated members ( meaning they are lifetime members of PSE). During the school year, we hold weekly meetings to organize our business ac tivities. These activities include com munity involvement, school functions, regional interaction, and raising fundraisers, conduct market surveys, run an Easter Egg Hunt for the children, get involved in UWP's Winter Carnival, and much, much more!! The purpose of our fraternity is to promote the learning of business operations through on—hands experience. Our members leam effective communication, time management, delegating techniques, and advertising skills while running their own profit earning projects. We alsoe ncourage social money for our chapter expenses. To accomplish such goals we host activities for our members, as well as including chapters from UW— UW-P's PSE in Anaheim, California at the PSE National Convention Milwaukee, Carthage College, and UW—Whitewater. For instance, this summer we are getting together to have a day of fun at Great America, while another day we will go to a Brewers game; our big summer activity is a formal dinner at Kenosha's very own Dairyland Greyhound Park. Now that you know what we . # ©—-".vrrwo are all about,w e hope to see youa t Academic Resource Center assists students our Orientation night at the beginning of school. I am sure you will see our advertisements during the first two weeks of school. Hope to see you then!! One of the best kept secrets on the Parkside campus is the Academic R esource Center. Itmay also be one of the most misunderstood. Many students struggling with difficult classes are not familiar with the extensive tutoring program offered by the office of Learning Assistance. What's more, too many of those who are aware of this resource mistake it for remedial help, not realizing that only a very small fraction of its assistance is at the remedial level. Located at the lower level of the library directly adjacent to the Main Place Coffee Shop, the Academic Resource Center offers tutoring assistance in most subject areas, especially 100 and 200level classes. Workers at the reception desk greet students who come in for assistance and help them fill out requests for tutoring. If a tutor is immediately available, the desk workers match tutor and tutee and arrange a meeting date and time. If a tutor is not available in the subject requested.arrangements are made as quickly as possible to provide one. Individuals who are selected to work as tutors are upperclassmen who have received endorsement by the department for which they intend to tutor, and who are achieving students with s uperior grade point averages. They are given instruction in teaching techniques, but are also free to apply their own strategies based upon the success and familiarity they have with the courses in which they tutor. The greatest demand forassistarice Is in mathematics. Tutorsare available for math both on a oneto- one appointment and on a dropin basis. There are also limited hours for drop-in tutoring in chemistry. All other subjects are offered on a one-to-one or small group basis by appointment. Unfortunately, except for drop-in math tutoring, budget limitations make it impossible to keep the Academic Resource Center open during summer session. However, when foil semester to apply for helpe arly in the semester. Waiting too long can result in limited academic success, frustration, and possible failure. Even the best tutors cannot rescue a failing grade when time is limited. Drop-in math tutoring will be available this summer for ten hours per week. Check with your math instructor for the summer schedule. Access to the Academic Rei . , sou—r ce C^e"n^te4r iWs twhurovuugglhl tuhcev first begins, the Center will reopen, floor of the library. Don't hesitate tutoring 10 ^ Vantage of this opportunity! By Latesha Jude News Editor UW-Parkside's Black Student Organization (BSO) promotes socio-cultural unity, an awareness of history and a sense of ethnic appreciation among African- American students. In addition, BSO promotes intercultural exchanges among all races at UWParkside. Members of BSO plan to be involved in working to recruit all races into the organization. This will help promote a greater appreRanger, Page 11. Harbor Fest to light up lakefront Music lovers can catch some pretty big fish performing live at Racine's 5th annual Harbor Fest, June 21-23, at the Racine on the f flW». Festival Parte. The festival will feature over twenty live concerts on five stages by an exciting array of jazz, rhythm and blues, rock,Top40, swing, Irish folkrock, zydeco, reggae and blues artists. Headlining the lakeside venue are national recording artists Nelson Rangell (jazz), Inner Circle (reggae), Wayne Toups and Zydecajun (zydeco) and blues legends Koko Taylor and Lonnie Brooks. Other featured performers include r egional favorites LeRoy Airmaster (blues), Paul Cebar and the Milwaukeeans (R&B), Dick Holliday and the Bamboo Gang (funk/rock), Forecast featuring Daryl Stuermer (jazz), Rocket 88 (50's & 60's rock), London USA (rock), the Bill Sargent Big Band (swing), The Drovers (Irish folk rock), and Streetlife featuring Warren Wiegratz (Motown R&B). Harbor Fest is also home of theRacine Cuisine Restaurant Fair, with a dozen local vendors preparing menu fav orites ranging from Danish kringle to barbecue ribs. The Children's Theater is another popular attraction with performances scheduled by the Truly Remarkable L oon (comedy and juggling), Reid Miller (storyteller/ humorist), and Mr. D's Magic and Illusion Shows. Children 12 and under can enter the Cool Cat Coloring Contest sponsored by Hardee's Restaurants. The Cool Cat is the Harbor Fest mascot. Other special events scheduled during Harbor Fest include the St Luke's Hospital lakeshore Family Run/Walk on Saturday, June 22, the Arts and Crafts Marketplace featuring vendors from across the Midwest and a Big Band Brunch featuring the Bill Sargent Big Band on Sunday, June 23. Admission to Harbor Fest is $4 per day or $9 for a three-day pass purchased in advance. Children 10 years and under will be admitted free when accompanied by an adult On Saturday and Sunday from 12 noon until 2 p.m. admission will be discounted to $2.00. All persons 55 and older will receive free admission on Senior Day, Sunday, June 23, from 12 noon - 2 p.m. Festival hours are Friday 5-11 p.m., Saturday noon- 11p.m. and Sunday 12 noon - 8:30 p.m. Harbor Fest is hosted by Harbor Fest Inc., a non-profit organization, which provides annual support to the following beneficiaries: Society's Assets, Inc., Racine on the Lake Festival Park, St Luke's Hospital Auxiliary and St Luke's Hospital Cancer Center, Racine Explorer Post Racine Diabetes Association and the South Shore Breakers. Harbor Fest *91 is sponsored by St Luke's and St Mary's Hospitals, Bank One-Racine, Wisconsin Bell and Leinenkugel's Beer. The Racine on the Lake Festival Park is located at 5th Street and Lake Avenue; Racine. Take 1-94, exit Highway 20, and travel east to the lakefront For further information, call (414) 633-FEST. COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP SPECIAL! 3 months for only s50 THE RACINE YMCA 725 LAKE AVENUE •"•snsr Looking for new Tenants? The UW-Parkside Housing Offic can help you with... FREE LISTING SERVICE! 'List' your rental units for FREE with the UW-Parkslde Housing Office. Information Is maintained In a computerized rental search file available to UW-Parkside students, faculty and staff looking for housing. For more information contact Steve Wallner, assistant director, at 553- 2320. Racine Area Events June 21-23 Harbor Fest— Live entertainment, craft show,art exhibits, 5K run and fireworks. Racine Festival Park. July 4 Fourth of July Parade- Wisconsin'sIongestFourth of July Parade. Main Street, Downtown Racine. July 6 Friends on the Lake Festival— Racine Festival Park. African-American festival featuring entertainment, ethnic foods and cultural awareness. July 12-21 Salmon-A-Rama- Festival Park. Exhibits, entertainment, food and the largest fishing contest on Lake Michigan. July 26-28 Racine County Fair- Racine County Fairgrounds. Hwy. 11 in Union Grove. A traditional County Fair. July 26-28 Italian Fest- Racine Festival Park. Italian celebration of ethnic foods, entertainment, arts and crafts. Kenosha Area Events June26-30 Cohorama- 50th Street and Lake Michigan Fishing competition and festival including food, entertainment andfun far the whole family. June28-July4 Star SpangledKenosha Days-City wide special activities and events. June 29-30 Beach Party- Beach Party Pennoyer Park and 35th Avenue Volleybal Tournament and fun on the beach. June 30 Civic Veteran's Parade- 22nd Avenue and 63id Street at 2 p.m. June 17,1991 Restaurant Review Bistro Delivers bravos by Sarah Minasian Having looked forward to dining at the Main Street Bistro since it opened May 6th, I found dining there last Thursday for lunch to be delightful and well worth the wait Located in downtown Racine at 340 Main Street, the eighty seat restaurant now occupies the one time Pokorney's Drug Store that was built in 1883. Owners Helen and Craig Leipold are to be commended for tastefully renovating one of Racine's historical landmarks. ' In subtle shades of salmon, teal, and metallic hues the original decor has been faithfully restored, with only a few contemporary additions blending in with the past A casual elegance is recognized by white tablecloths topped with replaceable paper and tabletop bud-vases presenting carnations. Chef Tom Kenny heralding from Chicago's Spiagia, offers an eclectic ethnic menu that spans from our back door with a stuffed burger, to France's pommes ffites and Italy's primavera pasta. Companion Roseann Mason and I began our epicurean adventure by splitting a 10" special pizza du jour ($6.95) that was topped with eggplant, green pepper, Italian sausage, provolone, and romano cheese. With its light and crispy commeal crust, we found the pizza flavor to be surprisingly subtle, with an aromatic aftertaste of garlic and romano. Moving along to our entrees (we were on our lunch hour), Ms. Mason ordered the Mustard Chicken Sandwich ($6.95). A hearty serving arrived with the MAIN STREET BISTRO 340 Main Street Racine, Wl 53403 Lunch Hours: Mon. through Fri.11:30-2:30 Dinner Hours: Mon. through Sat. 5:00-11:00 Sunday 5:00-9:00 Phone: 637-4340 Credit Cards: American Express, Master Card, and Visa GPA: 3.92 Handicap access: yes Smoking section: yes chicken grilled and placed on a toasted baguette. A whole grain mustard sauce accompanied the entree with romaine lettuce, tomato slices and pommes firites. Ms. Mason commented on the chicken's tenderness and that the mustard added just enough spice. After sampling a few of the pommes frites, we were both a little disappointed, agreeing they were comparable only to shoe string potatoes. I was very pleased with my serving of the Oak-Fired Smoked Sausage ($8.95) that was cut on the bias and served upon a bed of sliced apples and shredded green cabbage. I found the sausage sweet and succulent, while the tartness of the cider vinegar played on the apple and cabbage creating a perfect marriage. As we adjusted our waistbands, our servo-Nancy efficiently brought us our desserts. Ms. Mason said she reached her "culinary climax'' with the Banana Amaretto Whipped Cream Pie ($3.95). Sliced bananas, mounds of whipped cream, and caramel and chocolate sauces all graced an Amaretto cookie crust that Ms. Mason inhaled. I didn't fare as well with the White Chocolate Treasure Chest ($3..95) I received. Although the plate arrangement was aesthetically pleasing, it didn't make up for the stale almond meringue box filled with bland white chocolate-chip mousse. Additional luncheon entrees include Honey-Lime Chicken Salad ($6.95), Main Street Steak Sandwich ($9.95), Tomato-Basil Angel Hair Pasta ($7.95), Chefs Salmon Fillet ($13.95), and Bistro Roasted Vegetables ($6.95). As I placed my napkin back on the table, I awarded the Main Street Bistro an A in atmosphere as bubbling conversation joyfully filled the restaurant; an A in decor for renovating and enhancing the building's natural beauty; an A for efficacious service; and a B+ for food. Thus giving the Main Street Bistro an honorable grade point average of 3.92. Freshman welcomes news tndents .... .. . . : : . • .• : ' - • • . • mester Freshmen! I All of as here m hte staff - .f . - . starting witfrOrientaiion ande : . : '• :: ' ... • .. . ' ". .V " : : " ... ' •.. .' ' " ' ' . . : . . • . . . . • ' . .. '... ' •' > .• •. one of. the most positive expert* 1 : ' . •' .' :. . : . . : . countered,s&irients and staff fdike^ " . " '' • •' ' .. ' . for me to feel welcome and at . . • . They always made it known they were always willing to help and would go out of their way to Farthermore,if they wereunable to aid me at that time* they . would try todireetme tosomeone who might beableto attend to ray ^ KI©(!J][R! COFFEE SHOPPE RECREATION CENTER SUMMER SESSION Mon-Fri 7:30am-2:00pm Mon-Fri 7:00pm-10:00pm BETWEEN SESSIONS Mon-Fri 7:30am-2:00pm Closed c • ' • :• . . ' : : life is filled with many transitions. Part of the work of the - s taff of UW-Parkside is to hefp . . ere ling facet of . the student population a t UW* Parks ide is that age-wiseParkside is cju ite diverse. I, for one, will be 40 in July, I'm what is knowqas a no;: !r.-e -:o'.aJydenL Wears ' -viro a fCi--- can us iq ^classroom* hallways. Union,:: cafeteria, everywhere. We are::: /. .e. I' for having fyfidmgxiny educational needs. -'Mi* \ l tJW* of extracankuL'- iicbvlues. : 01 r -.(Vjieose from a large committees, vdoci-'cs, movie-g dances* campus, UW-Parkside tries its ye?y other outlet? e-:0.o: gru m v-gved in g that is if you have the time! Our opeisti f ou wiU find the very best for you in all that our school hm to oifej a.* its student body. Once again, I bid yon WELCOME and 1 h ope that the upcoming school year proves to be a io; ui inn W.^tifaeo at id every other student as weJL G OOD uuciu ;&'i - im Don't Forget.. On August 17, UWParkside's phone numbers will be 595-xxxx, instead of 553-xxxx! Receptionist Needed 40 hours a week 8:00 am - 4:30 pm Seasonal Employment July thru October Must be pleasant and dependable Call Dan Zenner at 886-3363 In thd Sturtevant Area The University of Wisconsin Parkside: History of excellence The University ofWisconsin- Parkside is one of the 13 degree granting campuses in the distinguished University of Wisconsin System. UW-Parkside was founded in 1965 by act of the state legislature and opened its new campus adjacent to Petrifying Springs Park between Kenosha and Racine in 1969. UW-Parkside traces its roots, however, to 1933 when, for the first time in Kenosha and Racine, the University erf Wisconsin began teaching freshman-sophmore "extension" courses which evolved into two-year Centers. UWParkside acquired its first students in 1968 when it assumed control of the two Centers, which continued in use until all instruction was consolidated on the new campus in 1972. UW-Parkside's founding chancellor, Irvin G. Wyllie, was appointed in 1966 and guided development of the campus until his has about5,000undergraduate studeathin 1974. AlanE.Guskin was dents, 300 graduate students and named UW-Parkside's second over 7,000 alumni chancellor in 1975and led the cam- UW-Parkside prides itself on pus through Irvin G. Wyllie Alan E. Guskin its second decade. Sheila Kaplan the quality of its faculty and probecame the third chancellor of UW- grams and the way it applies its Parkside in July 1986. educational resources directly top The campus, which opened to the surrounding communities. In 2,800 students in 1969, currently size and in student profile, UWParkside is a small to mediumsized university, but its faculty profile, as measured in academic backgrounds, research activities and per- Shida Kaplan centageof Ph. D. degrees, is that of a major university. Students benefit from the faculty's dual commitment to productive research and good teaching not only in the classroom but in the opportunity to work directly with professors on research projects. UW-Parkside offers undergraduate B.A. and B.S. degrees in 60 different majors, specialities and options and certificate programs within majors, and{ He-professional studies in a wide range of fields, including an accelerated three-year pre-medical program, and the state's only two-year certificate program in labor studies. UWParkside offers graduate degree programs leading to Master ofBusiness Administration (MBA), Master of Public Administration (MPA), and Master of Applied Molecular Biology (MAMB) degrees, as well as consortial graduate programs in education. UW-Parkside is fully accreditied by the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools to grant bachelor's and master degrees. The many schools of the University of Wisconsin Parkside The University of Wisconsin Parkside offers undergraduate coursework in 28 major fields of study. UW-Parkside offers bachelor of arts and bachelor of science degree programs as well as three graduate degree programs including the master of business administration, master of public administration, and master of science in applied molecular biology. UW-Parkside students can also complete course work in three degree programs on the UW-Parkside campus offered through consortial arrangements with other University of Wisconsin System campuses. These include the bachelor of science in nursing and master of science in administrative leadership with the University of Wisconsin- Milwaukee, an d a master of science in curriculum and instruction- reading with the University of Wisconsin Whitewater. The following are the University schools which offer undergraduate programs in 28 major areas of study: School of Business The major goal of the School of Business is to prepare students for management careers in business and in other organizations. Managers must be skilled in analyzing problems, evaluating alternatives, making and communicating decisions, and overseeing implementation. Through the School of Business the importance of successful management is expressed. The importance of understanding basic functions of business, to be able to communicate both orally and in writing, to have well developed analytical skills and to be adaptable to changing environments are the major areas of interest of the School of Business. The business curriculum is designed to address the core concepts and skills one needs to become a successful manager. The student will become acquainted with environmental influences on firms and organizations and will learn how an organization must adapt and change to survive. The following are functional areas of business: accounting, finance, marketing, human resources, production, etc., are the core of the business program. School of Education The School of Education is a professional school aimed at providing coursework which results in licensing of teachers, sport trainers and coaches. This school has been nationally recognized for its commitment to multi-cultural training. In the School of Education, certification programs are available in elementary and secondary education, art and music education, and coaching athletics. Unlike other schools, the completion of any of the certification pro grams is dependent upon the acquisition of a major and a degree in one of the other schools on campus. There are two departments with in the School of Education, the Teacher Education and Physical Education/Athletics. The goal of the Department of Teacher Education concentrates on the preparation of school professionals for handling human diversity. In Physical Education, the importance of the development of a healthy, active body as well as health intellect is the basic foundation of the curriculum. School of Liberal Arts The School of Liberal Arts provides students with a solid educational experience that accentuates social sciences, fine arts, communication, humanities, and foreign language. This educational foundation allows students greater career exploration and flexibility and complements their major areas of interest The select mission of the University of Wisconsin-Parks ide established by the Board of Regents includes the stipulation that the university "offer strong academic programs in the liberal arts disciplines which d evelop and assess the analytical and problem solving skills, understanding of one's own culture as well a s other cultures, and awareness of self necessary fixeducated citizens of an advanced technological culture." The School of Liberal Arts has the major responsibility for the fulfil Intent of this m ission. With more than 85 full-time faculty and staff, the School erf Liberal Arts is the largest of the four schools comprising UW-Parkside. School of Science and Technology The School of Science and Technology has a solid reputation for preparing students for medical, dental, and other health-related careers. The School of Science and Technology houses the departments of biological sciences, chemistry, engineering science, geology, mathematics, and physics. These are few of the many areas which are intended for students entering medicine, dentistry, and other medical professions. Every year more than 90% of its graduates are admitted to medical school. Many UW-Parkside students have had the opportunity, as undergraduates, to participate in sophisticated research projects. The programs in this school emphasizes student involvement in the practice of their subject area. UW-Parkside undergraduate * students have handled up-to-date research grade equipment that is often reserved fix advanced graduate students at larger universities. »: Ranger, Page 14 June 17,1991 The University of Wisconsin Parkside - from ] UW-Paixside is well known for its striking architecture. UW-Parkside is situated on 700 Care Center is licensed by the State of Wisconsin, accepts infants and children from ages photo by UW-Parkaicfa Archive Greenquist in 1969 - UW Parkside's first building acres of woodlands and prairies. All academic buildings are connected by glass-walled corridors, providing a glimpse at the rolling and scenic landscape that surrounds the picturesque campus. UW-Parkside is located between Kenosha and Racine. The University is easily accessible by Interstate 1-94, only four miles west of the campus. Although surrounded by one of the last remaining virgin prairies in Wisconsin, UWParkside is only an hour's drive from the city of Chicago and less than a half an hour from Milwaukee. The following are the various buildings of UW-Parkside which are situated all over the 700acresofwoodlands and prairies. Child Care Center (1969) The UW-Paikside Child two weeks old to 11 years old. The center provides an enriching and stimulating educational program. The center has been recognized as one of the finest public child care centers in the state. Communication Arts Building (1973) This UW-Parkside academic building houses many faculty offices of the School of Liberal Arts, also features specialized art studios, rehearsal and ensemble practice rooms for vocal and instrumental music, language laboratories, classrooms, the performing arts theater, and a fine arts gallery. A scene shop and small studio theater adjoin the main theater. Also, the Campus Computing Center, providing academic and administrative services, is also located in the Communication Arts Building. Greenquist Hall (1969) This UW-Parkside academic building houses the administrative offices of the School of Education and the School of Science and Technology, faculty offices, laboratories, and classrooms. Also found in this building are sophisticated computer capabilities, state-of-the-art science equipment and high tech facilities, including a scanning electron microscope and interactive 3-D computer graphics system, providing students with hands on learning opportunities. The building is named for Kenneth L. Greenquist, aRacine attorney and political and civic leader, who served as president of the UW-System Board of Regents at the time of his death in 1968. Molinaro Hall (1973) This UW-Parkside academic building provides offices forthe School of Business and a number of liberal arts faculty members, laboratories, classrooms, StudentHealth Services, and Office of Student Enrollment Services. This building is named for the late George Molinaro, long time Kenosha civic leader and state representative who introduced the legislation which founded UW-Parksdie in 1965. UW-Parkside Union (1976) This building is the center for student activities, theUWPaikside Union is connected to Molinaro Hall by an enclosed overhead walkway. It features a large cafeteria; the Union Square fast food area; an outdoor recreation equipment rental center; a 400 seat movie theater; bowling alleys, game rooms and lounges; spaces for dances and club performances; a mini food mart; and meeting rooms. The campus Information Center is also located in this building. Physical Education Building (1972) This all purpose physical education facility features a Tartan surface gymnasium which converts to three fullsized basketball courts; a highceiling, eight-lane swimming pool; handball and racquetball courts; wrestling, gymnastics and weighttraining areas; amir- Talent Hall before its completion rored hall for fencing and dance; used for athletic events, roajof sauna; exercise areas; and a new concerts, lectures, and comphysical fitness performance • mencement laboratory. Adjacent to the Physical The building has a seating Education Building is an at capacity of about 3,000 and is weather quarter-mile track enJune 17,1991 Ranger, Page 15 Wisconsin Family Practice Center. Wyllie Library/Learning Center (1972) This UW-Paikside building features a striking three story high atrium. The Wyllie Library/ Learning Center has attracted national recognition for its design. Main Place, a multilevel area in the atrium, features study and meeting areas, a coffee shop, and entrance to the Library/Learning Center. This building houses administrative offices, including the Chancellor's Office. The student government office and the student newspaper office is located in this building. The building is named for UWParkside's founding chancellor, Irvin G. Wyllie, who died in 1974. The library is the center for study and research by students, faculty, staff, alumni, and the general public. Currently about 344,000 bound volumes, 1,500 journals, 715,000 items in microformat and more than 18,000 audio-visual items are available for study and research. Library users have access to electronic data bases, microcomputers, and more than 350 software programs. Through library membership in the Wisconsin , Interlibrary Loan Services, faculty and students have direct access to libraries throughout the state including those at other University of Wisconsin campuses. A media production facility also assists students and faculty in the production ofhigh quality non-print instructional These are only a few of the materials, including audio, tele- many benefits the Wyllie Livision and other types of media brary/Leaming Center has to production. offer. ;;> fbao by UW-ftrkndB An&ma Molinaro under construction -1972 Men and women attending Parkside 3000 "O ?000 1000 241 j Women Increase in Parkside attendance, 21 years after it opened 6000 x/> oC 5000 "O 3 ' U3 O Ranger News graphic Source:UW-System 1990-91 969 to 1991: Changing places, changing faces scene of many national championship meet. Residence Halls (1986) This contemporary apartment style single student housing opened inlate summer 1986. The complex is located next to the UW-Parkside union and financed privately by the UWPaikside Benevolent Foundation, these apartments accommodates 403 students in 53 four bedroom, two bath units, each with full living room and kitchen. Apartments for students with disabilities are available. Tallent Hall (1969) This UW-Paikside building was named after the late Bernard Tallent, dean of former UW-Center in Kenosha, houses Greenquist as it is today - viewed from North East circling a soccer field, tennis courts, baseball diamonds and recreational playing fields. A five-mile cr oss country trail, considered the finest natural course in the nation, is the the offices of Bursar, Business Services, Financial Aids, Campus Police, Continuing Education, the UW-Parkside/UWMilwaukee Consortial Nursing Program, and the Southeastern Map of UW-Parkside A. Parkside Union Info Center B. Molinaro Hall C. Greenquist Hall D. Wyllie Library/Learning Center E. Communication Arts Building F. Physical Education Building G. Heating and Chilling Plant H. Greenhouse I. Physical Plant J. Talent Hall K. Child Care Center L. Magnetic Resonance Imager Building M. Reqional Staff Development Center N. 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September a. 1 eaa t 1 f[Kl~ lUJ[N]~~~lRi~~lfW (Q)fF W~~~(Q)[N]~~~o~~~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, No. 1 Student services extend office hours - bY Kelly Mc.Kissick News Editor · You "night owls" will have something to hoot about this tall, thanks to extended Student Services office hours. All student services offices will be opert on Mondays and 'J'bllrsdays until 7:30 p.m. to accomodate students who fake night clases, live in the residence halls or just don't flave ttme during the day for appointments. The extended hours are a ,esult of a non-traditional stu, fent task force survey con} icted two years ago, accord- 9g to Sandy Puzerewsk.J, aslant to Assistant Chancelk> r for Student Affairs G. Grace. She explained lllal the survey showed that lludents taking night classes needed tater office hours to accommodate their needs. Prior to the extension of the .office hours, she said a lot of dflces were making appointments after hours for those &tudents. The evening hours proposal was submitted to Chancellor Kaplan on April 15. They were accepted and will begin Thursday, Sept. 8. Puzerewski said that there are a number of promotional activities going on during this llrst week of school for the entended office hours. In addition to advertisement. the offices will be holding raffles for "Night Owl" t-shirts. Students simply go into an office and complete a small survey indicating whether or not they believe they will use the service this year. "On Thursday night (Sept. $) there will be open houses in various student services offices," she said. ''People will be doing different things to generate interest in the nlght hours.'' She stressed, "It's not only for people who are traditionally here for the evening classes. Even ff it's just a person with a busy schedule; if they're done at I> p.m., great, we'll be here." The child-care program will also be extended until 9: 30 p.m. Monday-Thursday for night students. she said. "They're doing programming fo.r children ages two weeks old to twelve years old during the evenings." She explained that longer office hours do not mean a need for more employees In the offices. "There's a rotation schedule in every office. Some employees w1ll stay until 7:30 on either Monday or Thursday. There's always professional staff there too." Puzerewski feels that the extended hours will be popular with a lot of students. "The professional staff w1ll be able to see a wider r&nge of people too, everyone"s really looking forwared to it. I think it will expand things for everyone and will just be popular right across the board." Cable TV comes to residence halls by Laura Pestka. Assistant News Editor As of September 4th Park! lde will be with a new cable lervtce installed by .Jones Inlercable. The new system is called Universal Service. As for the cost, Parkside's ~w Director of Residence fe, Deann Possehl said, "It tects room rates in a genersense." Students living on ~rnpus w1ll pay an additional ve dollars a semester to :ver Installation costs. Posh) said, "We want to offer l\'lore services for students." 0:{he Universal Service will tei!r. several options. Newer up :,:is1ons will be able to pick Clu Dorm-vision," which inad ~e_s 44 channels, at no lhedi~1ona1 charge ot}ler than Old five dollar a semester fee. ~ er televisions can pick up co!tVision with the added ~t ~f a cable converter. The sern s S3.95 a month, $13.95 a ester, or $27.90 for the ck I Year. The educator age includes the 44-cl:lan- Workers connect cable TV to residence halls nels plus one premium service of either HBO, Ctnemax, Showtirne, or The Movie Channel. The rate is $16.95 a month, $58.95 a semester, or $ll7.90 for the school year. The graduate package allows for two premium services in. addition to the 44 channels. The monthly cost is $24.95, a semester of service $86.95, and the school rate ls $173.90. costs year Carthage has also installed the Universal Service this fall. Several other UW campuses have the same service. Possehl said, "It (Universal Service) seems to be real popular." Hearron takes Rang!!r helm by Jenny Oarr Former Editor Describing the coming academic year as a time of "transltion" for the campus newspaper, new Ranger editor Jon Hearron is eager to continue- the tradition of a quality product. Hearron takes over as editor after witnessing the graduation of almost the entire staff from previous years. "There's no doubt that this is a year of transition," Hearron said, "but I look forward to it as an opportunity for fresh ideas and new faces to make their marks on Parkside's campus." Hearron was Ranger assistant business manager and business manager last year and he -feels that job gave him solid insight into the business aspect of the organi• zation. "U there ls no money, there will be no product each week," he said. "I think my background and the strides my staff and I have made over the summer w1JJ take the burden off Segregated Fees and make the advertising revenue greater so we can continue to produce a good product." The selection of editor for this year's Ranger came amidst some controversy at the end of spring semester. In a rare move, the Ranger Board of Directors reversed the decision of the Selection Committee, which was comprised of staff and students. Hearron remains undaunted by the circumstances surrounding his selection. ''I feel that the Ranger Board displayed courage to reverse the decision of the Selection Committee ,md, further, that l now have the endorsement of the Selection Committee. Alth. ough it is a good process to have the feedback of objective represent.atlves, the Board Ultlmately has their fingers on the pulse of the paper and those members of the Board who participated in the reversal-had the best interests of Ranger at heart." Over the summer, Hearron has worked to draft a proposed change In the Ranger by-laws to avoid any further confusion in the editor selection process in the future. "Hopefully, these changes will meet with the approval of the new Board of Directors d put out any fires before ey begin to smolder," he commented. Hearron was recruited from his high school alma Jon Hearron 1988-89 Ranger Editor mater, J.I. case Higb Scilool in Racine, for the position he held with the Ranger 1asi year. He held the position of business manager and editorial page editor for '' Just In Case," the school's newspaper. Hearron feels that he - further improved his writing skills through his freshman English classes at Parkside. "The advanced composition class here gave me an oppor• tunity to sharpen my own skills and to accurately evalu- . ate the work of other students," he explained. "Be• cause most of our staff writers and photographer& are not paid, it ls extremelj important that the editor be sensitive to the effort put , forth by these students as well as continuing to encourage improvement In each writer's skill level. I am counting on the experience of the returning staff to keep the ball roll1ng until the new writers develop their own confidence levels. · "The main thing for our readers to remember," Hear. ron pointed out," is that we all work very hard and long hours to turn out a product each week. It is ama.zl.ng the amount of work involved even in producing our smallest issue. The team effort that we gtve is evident eacli week with the product.'' Although the Ranger staff did some recruiting in late spring, there is always room for one more writer, photo~rapher or helping hand at the Ranger office. Anyone interested in making a contrlbu~ tion to the Parkside Ranger ts encouraged to stop by the office adjacent to the Ooffee Shoppe on the D-1 level of WLLC. 2 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger y"asked. ,, Counselor's corner I have a hunch that a lot of very Important questions people have often go unanswered. Think how many times you've wanted to ask somethlng you thought was important (espec1ally something personal) and for one reason or another never got around to It. Maybe you didn't know whom to ask, thought the question might be viewed by others as silly, thought you would be the only one asking such a question, or were too embarrassed to ask It. The real danger lies, of course, In not asking and getting an answer to a question Important to you. We ask questions as a way of getilng Information to make us more knowledgeable and heip us make Important deerslons. Oftentimes having the answer to a particular question results in a better decision and the difference between succeeding or falling ,-being happy or sad, healthy or I'm convinced that more people would seek answers to personal questions if there were an easier, more convenient way to ask them. ThInk of all the personal questions that wouldn't get answered If It weren't tor newspaper columnists who respond to the personal questions their readers send In. And don't believe someone who vigorously denies reading these "advice columns." Many read them and use the advice to help solve their own or someone else's problems. The "Counselor's Comer" gives every student the opportunity to ask personal questions and receive answers an anonymous way. For my responses to your questions, on professional and personal experiences and judgment. Responses will be direct and to the point. While obviously cannot aware ot all the nuances surrounding your particular question or situation, my response will be one which makes sense to me and that I believe wUl be of help to you, the question asker. So let me hear from you. Remember I any personal question is an important one if It's on your mind. And, chances are others will benefit from your having asked it! The IlCounselor's Corner" column will be successful since you asked. Editor's Note: Don't be shy! The "Counselor's Corner" is the place where members of the Parkside community can anonymously ask questions of a personal as well as general nature and in return receive caring and professional response to the question that may help others as well as yourself. Thls column is .tof you. The "Counselor-s Corner" was conceived as an outreach for those need of answers who didn't know where to turn. Our hopes are high for the column. The potential Is there, and so are you. If you're looking for an answer I give Stu a try. Questions may be submitted at the Ranger offIce, typed or neatly hand-written, in a sealed envelope. There is a lock box labeled "Counse- Stu Rubner The counselor in the corner lor's Corner" in which to de. posit them. Questions wlll be chosen by Stu Rubner. A little effort on yoiJr part may help a whole lot. I SKIPPED LEADING MYSTUDENTS IN :THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ONE DA.Y.,.......•..,. ... 11 The Republicans get their way Library to hos,t celebration Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor way grocery stores scan. UPC codes. •'It's a major major step for the university to accomplish this," says Piele. The on-line catalog will state the avaiiabUity status of the books; whether available,- checked out, lost, ready-to-beshelved, etc. It also pinpoints more accurately where- in the library a book Is located. Piele says, "It seems to us that It makes It-more likely that people will find what they're looking for." Planning tor the program began In 1982. The program Itself won't be completed for . several more years due to the amount of Information that needs to be processed. Two other systems, acqulsttton and serial, will available In a few years. Right now we're taking "the first steps towards an electric library. The acquisition system reduce the amount of work involved In ordering and cataloging books. The accounting process will also be more accurate. This' system will, among other things, give the librarian access to a special report that will Indicate how often a particular book has been checked out. The serial system should be ready within two years. ThIs system will be able to Include periodicals in the on line sys, tern. "The Implications are very far reaching." All 13 UW campuses have this system except Milwaukee and Madison which have devised their own systems. In four or five years there will be some kind of network to connect all the campuses. The money being spent on the program comes to about half a million dollars. The funds were provided by special money from the legtslature. This is money that was specifically earmarked for the program. Ali of the UW campuses received money for the new system, but Parkside was the only one to get money for remodllng to accommodate the system. Luck was the main Ingredient for getting the additional money. The Issue happened to be up In the air when the legislature decided to implement the new system on the UW campuses, On Monday, September 12, between 4 and 6 p.m., the Library Learning Center will host a grand opening celebration. The event will take place Inside the main entrance on the L-l level. Refreshments will be served making this the first, and probably the last, time that the "No Food or Drinks Allowed" signs can be disregarded. LInda Piele, Acting Director of the Ubrary Learning Center, sees the celebration as a "good excuse to have a party". ThIs open house will also double as a reception for new faculty members. "It's the end of a definite state," says Piele. The main attraction of the Grand Opening is the new circulation system, the LS/2000, that works In conjunction with the on-line catalog. Instead of having to fill out a list of information for each book to be checked out, the books w111 be scanned the EDITORIAL STAFF in-Chief Jeff Lemmermann , Sports Editor Petti!.. George Koenig Entertainment Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circu!ation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager Ranger is written and edit~d by students of UW-Par~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial pol~ dcayyasnd content. IS pubhshed every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breaks and holt- . letters to the e~itor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less-.A11 lheettlderuspmonusret qbueeSstIgned. WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes . Names will beWlttr faRmaantgoeryr.reserves the right to edit letters ,and refuse those which are false and/or de- T~~ci~:' for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Ail correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW·Parkside Box 2000 KenInogs) h. a WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertiS • Since Y.,ou asked.,, Counselor!s important ask something important especially to asking it. to as too to ll. The ot in getting important getting information to help important decisions. to question 1n between falling, or ill. I'm to important 1f easter, to Think personal 1f it thelr belleve someone columns." Many to opportunity in questions, I'll draw I be of surrounding response will to you. Remember, 1f it's "Counselor's Comer" Editor's note Counselor's Comer" Parkside anonymously ask response as This is for ''Counselor's in is answer, try. submitted office, neaUy 1n comer to deposit will your host by Laura. Library celebration. inside entrance L-1 Refreshments will this ''Allowed" disregarded. Linda Director Library as to party'•. This will also ''def1n.lte Plele. circulation in line Instead will scan "to accomplish will availability available, to-be. shelved, is "It to it it more for in itself to information to acquisition be in will involved in cataloging ac. curate. This to will indicate within This will include system. ''implications are very devised will spe. cial legislature. This All remodling accommodate ingredient issue in UW campuses. Jon Hearron .................. Editor-in-Chief Amy Pettit.. ................. Managing Editor Jeff Lemmermann ............ Sports Editor ar_,d Parkside. poli• cy and It 1s published ThurSday during hol~ days. George Koenig ..... Entertainment Editor Kelly McKissick .................. News Editor Laura Pestka ............ Asst. News Editor Kevin Zirkelbach ................ Copy Editor John Kehoe ...................... Photo Editor ..... Circulation ......... Shi reel ............. Letters will_ less. All h~ettled rusp monu sret qbuee ssitg.n ed, with included · be with· faRmaantgoerry r.e serves andfor deDeadline tor ads 1 O a m Thursday. ' · · All UW-Parl<side Kem~ ogs)53141 . 2287 553-2295 Adve·rtis - : , Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 19883 PUAB keeps beer garden down by Kelly McKissick News Editor interim alcohol policy :Ushed last year b~ the OS !<SIde Union Advisory paa:r 1 (PUAB) will remain in for this year's first ~~e on Friday (featuring TheNewsboyS). A PUAB meeting was held onThursday, sept. 1to determinewhether or not that polio would remain in effect for ~ year. The policy was establishedin March of last year, ,previous to that, a beer gardenwas used to separate _ers and non-drinkers at dances.Many students voiced complaintsabout student segregalion, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formedto address the issue. Illecommtttee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized~ and further precauliOnswere taken to keepunderage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, theneed for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. me~ts both in favor of and agamst the beer garden at the PUAB meeting. One major point of discussion was that under the interim policy, guests must be of legal drink. ing age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to ' be 18 years old. After 45 ~inutes of discussion. it was fmally proposed that PU AB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark .Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Grygera, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzbuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also 'participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend SUbcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university. which state "admission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests Who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door. two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check m's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • Signage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any via. laters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established· for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving orily one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amend. ment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. SCShelps students find volunteer work by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major?Are you ~ling to be challenged?Are you looking lorvariety in llfe? Are you in needof job references? Are you Interested in helping others?If you answer. "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg,dlrector of Student ())mmUnity Services, can helpyou. Student Community Servleea is something new on eampusthis year. It provides ltudents an opportunity to belpRacine and Kenosha vol- 1lJIteer organizations by giv- Ing twoof their most valuable gifts. time and energy. ' Engbergworked as a teacher, director of a nutrition program for older adults in KenOSha and as a senior ctttzendirector at a church be. lorebecoming involved in the Renosha Voluntary Action Center,Which helped her obtain a federal grant to start StudentCommunity Services. SteveMcLaughlin, director Of StUdent Life, talked to ~ngbergduring the writing of e grant and said that he ~Id furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside, e Works as a link between dents wishing to broaden etr experiences at college d needy volunteer organ!- IaUnnsin Racine and Keno. aha. thWhenshe began her job in e beginning of August. she ~lted a number of-volunteer agenCies in Kenosha who "ere able to provide over 00· r'Sible VolWlteer positions ~ or students. "They vary fromsomething as a simple as working in thel soup kitch. en to possibly working on, Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include, video production, youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting, court advocate and schoolroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. uU's volunteer work, they're (~e students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, 'All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about It in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community ·Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team N\.' 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Engberg's role in thla pro- Volunteers, see page 7 • Faculty, staff receive ·awards Distingutshed service and teaching awards were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at .the university Thursday, Sept. 1. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueiine Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger, received the Academic Staff Distlnguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach, a program assistant in the Division of Education. received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside in 1977.He is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, inctuding the Smithsonian Instltute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madlson and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985.She holds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern lllinois State University. Harris joined Parkslde in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responstble for set design and stage preparation for UW· Parkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university I she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkslde and currently serves as first vice president. - 5 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 3 pUAB keeps beer garden down Faculty, staff receive awards Distinguished service and teaching awanls were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at the university Thursday, Sept. 1. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Interim alcohol policy ~J.ished last year b;: the e kside Union Advisory par (PUAB) will remain in ~ for this year's first =~e on Frlday (featuring The Newsboys). A PUAB meeting was held 00 Thursday, Sept. 1 to deteraune whether or not that policy would remainli in effect for thiS year. The po cy was estabUShed in March of last y~~vious to that, a beer garoen was used to separate i!rlnkers and non-drinkers at 11ances. Many students voiced complaints about student segregation, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formed to address the issue. The committee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized and further precautions were taken to keep underage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, the need for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. ments both ln favor of and against the beer garden at the. PUAB meeting. One maJor point of discussion was that under the interim policy, ~ests must be of legal drinking age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to be 18 years old. After 45 minutes of discussion, it was finally proposed that PUAB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Gryg. era, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzhuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also ·participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend subcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university, which state "adrnission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door, two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check ID's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • SJgnage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any violaters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established • for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving only one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amendment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueline Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger. received the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach. a program assistant in the Division of Education, received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside iri 1977. He Is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, including the Smithsonian Institute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madison and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. SCS helps students find volunteer work Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985. She bolds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern Illinois State University. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major? Are you willing to be challenged? Are you looking for variety in life? Are you in need of job references? Are you interested in helping others? If you answer "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg, director of Student Community Services, can help you. Student Community Services 1s something new on campus thls year. It provides aludents an opportunity to help Racine and Kenosha volunteer organizations by givtwo of their most valuable · time and energy. Engberg worked as a teacher, director of a nutrition proKram for older adults in Kenosha and as a senior citizen director at a church before becoming involved in the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center, which helped her oblain a federal grant to start Student Community Services. Steve McLaughlin, director Of Student Life, talked to ~ngberg during the writing of e grant and said that he ~ld furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside. e works as a link between dents wishing to broaden Ir experiences at college d needy volunteer organitaUons in Racine and KenoBha. When she began her job in the beginning of August, she \'!sited a number of ,volunteer agencies in Kenosha who Were able to provide over ISO· rsslble volunteer positions or students. "They vary ~rn something as a simple working in the soup kitchen to possibly working on / Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include video production. youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting court advocate and sch~olroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. "It's volunteer work, they're (t,he students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, • All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about it in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team M Job Opportunities M f~ At f-+i: 22nd Ave. Location * Shift Management * Maintenance * Food Preparati~n * customer Service Benefits * Uniforms Provided * Advancement Opportunities Free Meal (each time you work) * Flexible Hours (work a~und schedule) * for more mformation Contact Our McDonald's Manager At 3316 - 22nd Ave. experience to the problems of those in need. It encourages career exploration and it offers communities access to a reservoir of talent and energy. Through their involvement in student community service programs, students become more aware of their civic resl)Onsiblllties and are more likely to establish a lifelong pattern of helping others.'' Engberg's role in this pro- Vo/unteers, see page 7 Harris joined Parkside in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responsible for set design and stage preparation for UWParkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university, she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkside and currently serves as first vice president. Ron's Pfuce Sarufwiclus ana Cocftaifs Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon - !!DI 52nd Kenosha.WI 657-4455 4 ThundaY. sept. 8. 1988 Ranger .... New students give reasons for choosing Parkside . byAbaHaueIn. Foreign Correapoadeat Summertime at Parkslde means new student orientations. Over 1000 new students will be coming to Parkslde thIa fall and nearly all went through the orlentaUon programs. The orientation proce... ts geared to acquaint new students with the things that they will be expected to do throughout their academIc career including how to regis. ter for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientaUons sessions. They were LIsa Orthrnan, Colleen geavttte, Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike PiaU 654-0055 or 654-0723 New Bowling Leagues Forming at Platt Lanes MIXED COUPLES BOWLING EVERY OTHER WEEK Friday Night 9:00 p.m. Sunday Night 4:00-6:00 or 8:00 p.m. Saturday Night Once a month - 9:00 p.m. ALL LIMITED TO 16 COUPLES .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL Monday thru Thursday - 3 per Team 51000 INCLUDES: __ FBroewe lBineger from9-11 P M - pS.ho rter BowJm' g Season .. - nze Fund LIMITED TO 24 BOWLERS PER REQUESTED NJGHT ~ :,o ...e.. Tea.... Needed/or Itfo..day/6:30 p..... e./e .... Neededfor Wed"e"day/6:30 p.m. .. 1(1'1222. ~jZS"tson and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some insight from students' perspecUves. Most of the new students seemed to feel better prepared for college life because of the orientation progr~m. ChrIsUne Dejno says, "I think It helped 'cause I had no Idea (where to go); I had been In the school a couple of times, but I'm glad I went on the tour, ...I like to know where I'm going and what I'm doing." Craig SImpkins Is a nontradlUonal student returning to school after an injury "onthe- job." CraIg enjoyed the orientation program because the student leaders made It InterestlHg- Craig says, "It's nice to know where shit Is." Scott Singer, who recently graduated from Bradford, says, •'I chose Parkside because its close to home and they have a real good bust- Students, see page 5 Parkside has new housing director - by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor Parkslde recently acquired a new director of student housing, DeAnn possehl. She started In July when -the former director, Steve Irwin, resigned. possehi was originally hired as Irwin's assistant but became the dIrector due In Irwin'S resignation. possehi attended Luther College, a small private school In Iowa, for her undergraduate' degree. She received her masters at UW· River Falls where she was also a hall director for three years. As for now she ended up at Parkside, 101 worked in the UW System at River Falls and I knew a little bit about the school. I also knew Steve Irwin and he kind of talked me Into applying." Several aspects of Parkslde attracted possehl to the school. •'What drew me here was the unusual setup, the fact that It's a brand new program." She DeAnn Possehl also enjoys interacting students. Willi On-campus hOUsingIs new at Parkslde SUI1 leaves plently of ;..., which new Ideas. ''J'he fact U:t lor jut starting out gives It'. chance to make a dlffeme a because It's not really ~ IIshed," said Possehl. es_ . Possehl has several that she would like' to a ~ pllsh here at parksldeCC: most Important goalls in hall councll going and ~ working with the pro mlng. She would also ~ work on increasing servl for resident students .:: stated Possehl, ufuc ". '1,1 traffic flow In and out :- .... ' •...•......·1... -f.t, orfntche, along with greater 0 e central areas." - .•. She hopes to encourage dents to have a greater s of responslbUity and belle making a better livingen .F .,•.,•%};. ronment Is part of the ... \N~_~ail1l_celss. . 1 Union Square Bar Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 pm 8:00 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. .. Fri. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a -7' Fnday 7:30 a.m._2:0~·p.~.0 p.m. Coffee Shoppe . Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a m -8 p Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.' .m. HOURS Information center Mon.• Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p m Fn. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. .. Reservations Office Mon., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p m Tues., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.rn . Fn. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. . Mini Matt Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight 4 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New students give reasons for choosing Parkside Parkside has new housing director Summertime at Parkside m new student orientaion . Ov r 1000 n w stud nts wlll comlng to Parksld thl.8 f l and nearly all w nt through th ort ntation proms. The orientation prog d to cqualnt new students with the things that they will be expected to do thrOughout their academic career including how to register for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientations sessions. They were Lisa Orthman, Colleen Seavitte. Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike Platt by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor son and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some inSight from students' Parkside recently acquired perspectives. a new director of student Most of the new students housing, De.Ann Possehl. She seemed to feel better pre- started in July when the forpared for college life because mer director, Steve Irwin, reof the orientation progra,m. signed. Possehl was originalChristine Dejno says, "I think ly hired as Irwin's assistant 1t helped 'cause I had no idea but became the director due (where to go); I had been in to Irwin's resignation. the school a couple of times, Possehl attended Luther but rm glad I went on the College, a small private tour, ... I like to know where school in Iowa, for her underI'm going and what I'm graduate degree. She redoing." ceived her masters at UWCraig Simpkins is a non- River Falls where she was traditional student retuming also a hall director for three to school after an injury • 'on- years. the-job." Craig enjoyed the As for how she ended up at orientation program because Parkside, "I worked in the DeAnn Possehl the student leaders made it UW System at River Falls also enjoys interacttn N B I interesting. Craig says, "It's and I knew a little bit about students. g Wltll ew ow ing Leagues nice to know where shit is." the school. I also knew Steve On-campus housing ls 654-0055 or 654-0723 F Scott Slnger, who recently Irwin and he kind of talked new at Parkside sun orming at Platt Lanes graduated from Bradford, me into applying." Several leaves plently of ~ WhlcJi says, "I chose Parkside be- aspects of Parkside attracted ~ew ideas. "The fact O:t ~ MIXED COUPLES BOWLING cause its close to home and Possehl to the school. "What Jut starting out gives lta they have a real good busl- drew me here was the unusu- chance to make a dlffe rne a EVERY OTHER WEEK Students, 8ff page 5 al setup, the tact that it's a because It's not ....Uy-• brand new program." She Ushed," said Possehl estab, ~~:~~YN~~~t :~gg-~ :~o or 8:00 p.m. i---sAf [y:-a~ ::~~~::~; E:i1~ Satu:.:\~!~~i~~ ~t~~~~:~~o p.m. ! STUDENT DISCOUNTS ~-I ?o!~rifi~! i:,: :00 .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL l WITH STUDENT I.Q,r 0 \' ::?Ing. 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Fn . 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. ______ L __ c~::~l!_E!~!:..~t.:,<:,~~~~~~tOf'A-TiO~ ~ ,, ~ ~;I ~~~ent is part of the pro, ..................... ;..;;~~ Union Square Bar M?n,-Thurs. 11 :a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 Pm 8:90 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. · · Fn. 11 :00 a.m.-2:30 p m 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. · · Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dini"-H Room ~~-- h_urs. 7:30 a.m.-?:00 p.m. ay 7.30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Coffee Shoppe · M~n.-Thurs. 7:30 a m _8 Fn. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.ni. . p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p,m. OrientatIon acquaints students Sludenls, from page 4 - ess program." Scott apnreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to ark on the Ranger staff this _ ;,ar. Scott did say that the food that was served during theorientation program could havebeen better. • Christine Czerkas, who is lng to be slaying in the reo ~entce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program," Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her cIasses. Christine hopes to workwith the radio stauon while at Parkside. DeniseMoline was referred to Parkside by a stUdent teacher that had graduated (rom here. Denise saId that she Jearned alot, but there was so much information crammedInto such a Short tlm. lIlat It was hard to rememberIt all. John Vescova chose Park. aide because It Is close to 110m•• John was surprised to /IIId oul, "That I can't just tab any class I want, Z have to lake the baslc stuff first. .. Whenasked It he felt more' prepared for college atler at. tendlng'the orlenlation he IIld, "Yes, Z definitely wouldn't hove known what to do." Jenny·tntsch Is coming to Parkslde because It'll close to ..' Off Campus Jammin' by J. Mark Hall Below, Is located off Hwy, 38. ("Sunny Sparks") across from Mitchell Alrpo in MilwaUkee. This place 1 Too all you people Who are air conditioned, and rocks fo 21 and under, I know the per. five consecutive nights; e8C feet places to meet people night Is different. and make friends! Places Wednesday is New Wave Where you can dance the night; Thursday Is college night away, and If you can't night (so bring your college dance, you're sure to learn. ill); Friday Is all-request There are a number of off. night; Saturday Is the-place_ campus places to go, known to-be night (or party night. as non-alcoholic lounges or because that's Whenthe place dance clubs. There are five In gels jumpln'); Sunday Is MIlwaukee and one In Racine. rocktn' the night away wt FIrst, there's The Attic on Heavy Melal NIght. Hwy. 110, out by Stiver Spring The club In Racine Is Rd., In MIlwaukee. It's not Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. air conditioned, but they kick It's a great place to go. but out the jams. only open for those under 21 StUdents wait patiently to register. whTihchenIs alstoheoren'sHwy.B1a0i0le,yb'su,t po.nm.SuTnhdeayy pnliagyhtsallfroBmOris7-101 home and inexpensIve. Jenny Ing" her go. In regards to the closer to Racine. In Turns musIc, but USUally dan thought that the orienlatIon ori~nlation program, Michelle and Park Avenue are In musIc. was "fun" and went on to saId, "It took too long, but Z downtown MIlwaukee. In The other places are usu say, "z had a good time" learned a10t about the Turns Is open to people under ally open from 7 p.m.-l a.m. .Jenny welcomed the' opport~. campus and what goes on." 21 on Tuesdays, and Park and cost $5 or less. So go ou nlty to learn her way around On a clOSingnote, the orten, Avenue has a college night on and have fun U you're unde campus. Jenny says, "Z feel tatron program, offered by Wednesdays. 21. and jam with me In sbIedtete)r b(aebcoaustecomnoinwg tIo Pkanrokw. ;~:rtho~ved~i:tSotub!e2:dve~ryn~ltl~ULcJcfe~ses~tu~lO•. .~..f:~f~MIc:~=eY~:fa:v:o=rlte::,::Tw::en:ty=-on::e::::pIa::c:es::to=::bel=====:; some people that go to achool here." When Michell Floyd was asked Why she chose Park. side she responded, •'Because Jenny (Ultsch) Is going here.·J She went on to say that she ws only kidding. MI. chelle Is going to Parkslde be. cause her parents are, "milk. Looking So Smart! . c. J.. > \ J-' . ( . . . l.'·""'_CMl...,.;s P PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS r-----COUPON-----..., Shampoo, Condition & Cut I I ONLY $695 I I 'Good Only ":'0 c~~~;:r:,:.r.=r:ontheyr offer. I l . expires 10NO/88 I -. --C-OS-T-CU-lT-ER-S®- __ -, ~HA . RACINE . '~VSide Shopping Center • ~~a£ ~=Bay Rd., S50WMI 'F!"<Jry~c.':.-6440 .. 3ns Doug'as Ave.,831-1313 ,~'·,~A .. nue .... 7-9200 ZION ..,,,.~~~ • 173Plaza 50 ~ Street, 158-8200 131121st Street, 74&-53 WE USE AND RECOMMEND PAUL MiTCHELL Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! * Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. * Obtain all of the 10 items on the follOWing list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. >A: All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawingf 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) "Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind" _ published by the office of Res. Life. . 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5)Phy. Ed. bUilding schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parks ide Activities Board Coupon 10) Bookmarker of library hours. * Complete this list •••and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. . b__ orientation acquaints students Off Campus Jam min' students, from page 4 ness program." . Scott apreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to work on the Ranger staff this year, Scott did say that the food that was served during the orientation program could 11ave been better. ChJ'i5tine Czerkas, who is going to be staying in the resJdentce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program." Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her claSSeS, Christine hopes to work with the radio station while at Parkside. Denise Moline was referred to Parkside by a student teacher that had graduated Sfudents wait patiently to register. by J. Mark Ball ("Sunny Sparks") Too all you people who are 21 and under, I know the perfect places to meet people and make friends! Places where you can dance the night away, and If you can't dance, you're sure to learn. There are a number of oftcampus places to go, known as non-alcoholic lounges or dance clubs. There are five in Milwaukee and one In Racine. First, there's The Attic on Hwy. no, out by Silver Spring Rd., in Milwaukee. It's not air conditioned, but they kick out the jams. Then there's Bailey's, Below, ls located off Hwy. 38, across from Mitchell A1rpo in Milwaukee. This place t air conditioned, and rocks fo five consecutive nights; eac night is different. Wednesday ls New Wave night; Thursday ls college night (so bring your college ID); Friday ls all-reques night; Saturday ls the-placeto- be night (or party night, because that's when the place gets jwnpin'): Sunday ls rockin' the night away with Heavy Metal Night. trom here. Denise said that home and inexpensive. Jenny ing" her go. In regards to the Ille learned alot, but there thought that the orientation orientation program, Michelle which ls also on Hwy. 100, but closer to Racine. In Tums and Park Avenue are in downtown Milwaukee. In Tums ls open to people under 21 on Tuesdays, and Park Avenue has a college night on Wednesdays. The club In Racine ls Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. It's a great place to go, but only open for those under 21 on Sunday nights from 7-11 p.m. They play all sorta o music, but usually dance music. was so much information was "fun" and went on to said, "It took too long, but I crammed into such a short say, "I had a good time." learned alot about the 11me that it was hard to . Jenny welcomed the opportu- campus and what goes on.•• The other places are usu ally open from 7 p.m.-1 a.m. and cost $5 or Jess. SO go ou and have fun 1f you're unde 21 - and jam with me in remember It all. nity to learn her way around On a closing note, the orien- John Vescova chose Park- campus. Jenny says, "I feel tation program, ottered by side because it ls close to better (about coming to Park- the Student Life office, bome. John was surprised to side) because now I know P .• ro......,ve_d1111to__,be __ v_e_ry...,_su_c;;;;c,;;es;;;;sfu;..,;t. _____________________ .,. My favorite, Twenty-One places to be! 1111d out, "That I can't just some people that go to school lake any class I want, I have here." to take the basic stuff first." When Michell Floyd was When asked If he felt more asked why she chose Parkprepared for college after at- side she responded, • 'Because tending the orientation he Jenny (Ultsch) ls going 111d, "Yes, I definitely wou- here. " She went on to say ldn't have known what to do." that she ws only kidding. Mi- Jenny' Ultsch ls coming to chelle is going to Parkside be- Parkside because it's close to cause her- parents are, • 'mak· Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! • Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. • Obtain all of the 10 items on the following list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. • All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawing! 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) 11 Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind'' - published by the office of Res. Life. · 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5) Phy. Ed. building schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parkside Activities ~oard Coupon 1 O) Bookmarker of library hours. • Complete this list ... and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New ree center director impressed with Parkside by Kelly McK1uIck New. EcII&or Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and thiS should be an exceptional year." She explained that she "hasn't really defined" her duties as Student Activities adviser with PAB members yet, but feels that she WIll serve as a resource person for them. "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she has a lot of experience In pub- Uc relations, marketing ~d advertising to draw from in order to help students. Prior to her job placement at Parkslde, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW.Waukesha. She was also involved,in some of the ethnic festivals and suinmerfest at the :MIlwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really Iike to-see more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different toumaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school.", she said. Who says snap judgments are bad? Although Mary EUen Wesley, coordinator of the Union Recreation Center and Student Activities advtBer, has been here only two weeka. she feels uenthusiastic" about and Hlmpressed" with student Involvement on campus. "I'm st1lJ trying to get UHd to It all, Wesley said. The Recreation center la current- Iy undergoing repairs and cosmetic changes. She explained that she III concentratlng on getting the employees oriented to their jobs right now. It was predicted that the R'ecreatlon center would be open for the tlrst day of school (Sopt. 6). , Wesley la enjoying her role as Student Actlvttles adv1Ber ... well. HI'm very impressed with the current executive committee of PAB (Parkslde Activities Board)," she said. ~ (fhirau-o [ribuuc - - Order now to receive the Chicago Tribune for half price ---Ii --D-YiS!;;;i~~;I~~~~;~;;'-~-T~~n:--------~----=-----l SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER 1/2 Off The Chicago Tribune will keep you informed on sports, current events. nononot employment trends. social issues.the economy and global politics wnh award-winning. in-depth coverage of the news-the kind of coverage you con': find on TY. or radio. 00et "once "'''''''''''''' 2nd"""""'" Amc>.Jnl I- .- .- 00d o DoiI'ISo..rooy 5168 o DoiI' or'< 5105 o S<.no<;>, or'< 5 63 CoI v81.1.,me0 "-0"""P"aCymadent JeonccCIoIM• d [e::tlE!Ck0l' 1T'lCr'eY0def) E>profo)dQ1e Sog'o1ue --- """'"---------------- Ooss{FS.J.S)- -, 1oCO<mJOooro .... ,O:xlm _ ~ - Phone ~'---- ~Pho-n-e_-__-_-__-_-__-__-_-__-_--- ~'----- 00e<.,.,... Dece<roe< 31, 1988 --. ----- I I' Chicago TribUne 435 N, Michigan Ave. Room 504 ChIcogo.IL 60611 Call: CTSKenosha 654-5400 Moll 10; News Briefs Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue Co leted by students at UW_Plattevlll<; Is on Its way';:; f.eillsville, the site Ofthe state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the castmg .of the statue over the past, 1% yel1rs: He sadd the project cost between $25000and $30 000 In materials and labor. , The statue, titled "The Hlghground," depicts a hellcop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, Whois held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. RObert Kanyuslk, a former Platteville art professor, designed the staTtuhee. 37-plece bronze statue was cast from rubber molds made of Kanytlsik's clay origma~s. Wind chimes bearin the names of 1250 Wisconsin servIcemen who died in Viet nam or', are missing- In actIon hang at the back .of the staTtuhee. memorial will be dedi.cated Sept. 18 at the lOO·acre site near Nelllsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the Unlversliy of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW_Madison last spring and were charged with raclSlll were gfven their sentences; according to the Wiscons~ state Journal. Thomas Hetn, Jason Dortenkel, Kenneth Welngard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrup to write essays on the impact their disruption had In Madison, The four fraternity members pleadedno contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unatllhorized presence on university lands that were med after the April 8 class disruptions. I -, Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apologyletter to UW_Madlson, give $50 to charity, provide 100hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class" Hein and Dorfenkel dis· rupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb In the classroom. The Unlversily of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office. ' Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh MInority enrollment at UW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern. Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97to 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW·Oshkosh during the 1987fall semeter. Ranger need's ad reps! Earn extra .'money! $! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL . SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Consult~ng and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. QualilY ~~pesetthn!:?and disc storage capacity, which enables the customer ctput t elf resume and cover letter on file and then retrieveand ar~Ju~st rto::each specific company papers and d~ssertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ted at 24? Mam Street in Downtown Racine Call 637.1991 or mOre details. . We are here to make you look good!!! 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New rec center director impressed with Parkside serve as a resource person for them, "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she haS a Jot of experience in public relations, marketing a.nd advertising to draw from in order to help students. - Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and this hould be an exceptional year." She explained that she .. hasn't really defined" her duUes as Student ActivtUes advts r "1th P AB members yet, but feels that she will Prior to her job placement at Parkside, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW-Waukesha. She was also involved in some of the ethnic festivals and Summeriest at the Milwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really like to 'See more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different tournaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school," . she said. - ~ ((hirauo [ribunc - SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER . 1/2 Off T e Ch cago nbune will keep you informed on sports, current events. notio o! ~ ployment tren~s. _social issues. the economy a d global po~ittcs with oward-w1nn!f10, in-depth coverage of t e news- e kt d 0 coverage you can't find on TV. 01 radio. Order now receive t e Chicago Tribune for half price D YES 1 Beg,n delivery of the Chicago Tribune. - ------~ lg..: I l~ I .: I ~-1 ~ --. - · ·- ooe,) Ooss(F.$.J.SJ- ·· - - ,Ao:JrWJDQ-r.~ _____________ Apl llo;)m __ _ 0y _______________ s0~ _____ 2.p ___ _ Clti~-~~---_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--------Slcle _____ Zp ____ _ ""------------------O!lerecores~ J1 . 1988 ~ to. ChK:OgO Trlt>une 435 Michigan Ave Room504 ChlCOQO. 60611 Call: CTS Kenosha 654-5400 News Briefs ......... ........... Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue co Ieted by students at UW-Plattevill~ is on its way~ teillsville, the site of the state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the casting .of the statue over the past 1½ years. He said the proJect cost betwee $25 000 and $S0,000 in materials and labor. . n ' The statue, titled "The Highground," depicts a helicop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, who is held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. Robert Kanyusik, a former Platteville art professor, designed the statue. The 37.piece bronze statue_ was cast from rubber rnolds made of Kanyusik's clay or1gina~s. Wind chimes beann the names of 1250 Wisconsin servicemen who died in Vief nam or are missing· in action hang at the back of the statue. The memorial will be dedicated Sept. 18 at the 100-acre site near Neillsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the University of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW-Madison last apring and were charged with racism were given their sentences, according to the Wiscons~ State Journal. Thomas Hein, Jason Dorfenkel, Kenneth Weingard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrop to write essays on the impact their disruption had in Madison, The four fraternity members pleaded no contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unallthorized presence on university lands that were filed after the April 8 class disruptions. Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apology letter to OW-Madison, give $50 to charity, provide 100 hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class, Hein and Dorfenkel disrupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb in the classroom. The University of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office . Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh Minority enrollment at OW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern . Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97 lo 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up 10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87 percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW-Oshkosh during the 1987 fall semeter. Ranger needs ad reps! Earn extra money!$! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Con It' d · 1 su !ng an Proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quain) t~pesettm~ and disc storage capacity, which enables the cus1omer ad_Put th e,r resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve ao d Just to each specific company rerm pdapers and dissertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ocate at 24~ Main Street in Downtown Racine Call 637· 1997 or more details. · We are here to make you look good!!! --- : Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 'Larry Zamba "W~m Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo I by Amy Pettit ment in the local newspaper ~"and let .it fly." He late; }JI aspiring artist or pho- ad?ed a belly dancer, a tographermtght ~ever drea~ chtcken, and other charae. f becommg mvolved ill ters. A year Iater-, the Peela- ;o;.mmethinglike a singing tele- gram, was added, now' business, but for Larry Zarnba s most popular tele- zarnba, this has proven to be gram. alucrstlvesidetrack. . Business calls frequently zsmba graduated from ~terrupted zamba's inter. parksideIn 1979 wlth a de- VIew. with the Ranger, and greein broadcast communi- one ill parncuia» typified the cation. and was one class type of customers Warn Bam 4 shortof an art degree. He Singing Telegram serves. couldnot bring himself to A half dozen or so friends takethe required Art History chipping in to raise the $110 n because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peela- ~red me to tears," he said, gram delivered to a female "SOI conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaanhonorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Bam be harassed about the hon- Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000a year. . be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams avallable ~ plete nudlty was not approprithroughthe service include a . ate. Compromising, the caller ,inging gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the KnIght In Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozothe Clown; and for zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business Is 70 to 80 percent huladancers. Phantasygrams Peelagrams.· 'It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other s8.1dhe has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. theseroles, although the busl- A male employee of ness has now. grown to the zamba's, who asked that his pointwhere he can. act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 ern- he is often propositioned b'y ployeesand two branches -his women he strips, ·for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked anda branch in Mllwaukee. for Warn Bam for seven "Desperation leads to Inspl- years, on and off. ration," zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing howthis business began. business," an observer may Desperation was borne of consider zamba unquestionzamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges leacher after graduation, the definition of success. whichhe described as "baby. "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "1 thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex· explained.An article In Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure, in Boston, Massachu- lenged. settes, inspired zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram ~i1l redefine their .goals" he business a try. He Imagined explained. "They WIll develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "1 stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamb,,: has be~n lory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his mterest ill historically the correct thing photography and art. He reo to do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute ?f Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional photography m gorilla suit, put an adver-tise- Chicago. Engberg heads SCS Volunteers,from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization that offers a position they're mterested in. Students interested In the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or call 553.2000. The student then fills out an "apPlication, to stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Ehgberg then matches· them up with a n?edy organization. An inter- View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program a~e covered under the program s insurance .. The only other requireme~t Engberg has of the student IS to fll! out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work toether" she said. "The whole gurpo;e is to get students out Pinto the commuUl·ty. " "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good living doing that," zamba said. Other goals, he continued include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal rela.tionships. Although zamba views the time he spent at Parkslde primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the ~ four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his llfe. .He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the, beginning of his costume design-=- ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Bam's success. "I don't want to put down - forallzed educatton," zamha said, "because institutional. ized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. "It's just that I went in with no Idea (of what I wanted to do)--with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel It inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue It to It's-· hopefully--happy conclusion. i-----:;cOU;ON~---l I SPECIAL OFFER TO I FULL-TIME COLLEGE STUDENTS 4 MONTH RACINE YMCA COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP FOR ONLY $45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers RunninglWalking Track For more information call 634-1994. II II II I I I! \V L__® ..J III II I I II II OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15,1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. Please mail check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654·2148 ----------------------------------------------------- I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: Special Student Rate YES! o Daily Journal o Sunday Journal o Daily & Sunday Journal o Daily Sentinel Regular Price My CheckD or moneyorderD for $ (amount) Is enclosed. Namee. _ CollegeAddre:s:ss5.- _ Roomor Apt. Phone"- _ HomeTown Address(St.~) _ City State ZIPI'-__ Payment must accompany order. $25.00 $15.40 $40.40 $12.50 $7.70 $20.20 $25.00 $12.50 • Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 Larry Zamba "Wam Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo j----:~ou;ON;:-----7 I SPECIAL OFFER TO I I FULL-TIME I COLLEGE STUDENTS ~ent in the local newspaper, and let it fly." He later }JI aspiring artist or pho- added a belly dancer a to rapher might never dream chicken, and other cha~ac. l becoming involved in ters. A year later, the Peelao methiJlg like a singing tele- gram , was added, now ' ~ business, but for Larry Zamba s most popular tele- 1,amba, this has proven to be gram. a Jucratlve sidetrack. Business calls frequently by Amy Pettit Zamba graduated from interrupted Zamba's inter. parkslde in 1979 with a de- view with the Ranger, and gree in broadcast communi- one in particular typified the cation, and was one class type of customers Warn Barn short of an art degree. • He Singing Telegram serves. could not bring himself to A half dozen or so friends, take the required Art History chipping in to raise the $HO JI because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peelaix: red me to tears,'' he said, gram delivered to a female "SO I conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaan honorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November 14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Barn be harassed about the hon. Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000 a year. be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams available plete nudity was not approprithrough the service include a ate . Compromising, the caller singing gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the Knight in Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozo the Clown; and for Zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business is 70 to 80 percent hula dancers, Phantasygrams Peelagrams. "It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other said he has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. these roles, although the bust- A male employee of ness has now grown to the Zamba's, who asked that his point where he can act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 em- he is often propositioned by ployees and two branches -his women he strips, for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked and a branch in Milwaukee. for Warn Barn for seven "Desperation leads to inspi- years, on and off. ration," Zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing how this business began. business, an observer may Desperation was borne of consider Zamba unquestionZamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges teacher after graduation, the definition of success. which he described as "baby- "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "I thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex. explained. An article in Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure in Boston, Massachu• lenged. settes, inspired Zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram will redefine their goals" he business a try. He imagined explained. "They will develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "I stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamba has been tory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his interest in historically the correct thing photography and art. He reto do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute of Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional Photography in gorilla suit, put an advertise- Chicago. Engberg heads SGS Volunteers, from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization ~hat offers a position they're interested in. Students interested in the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or cau 553-2000. The student then fills out an "application," stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Engberg then matches them up with a needy organization. An inter• View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program ai;e covered under the program s insurance. The only other requirement Engberg has of the student is to fill out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work to• ether " she said. "The whole g rpo;e is to get students out pu nit " into the commu Y. "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good Uving doing that," Zamba said. Other goals, he continued, include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal relationships. Although Zamba views the time he spent at Parkside primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his life. 1 1 4 MONTH RACINE I I YMCA COLLEGE I MEMBERSHIP He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the beginning of his costume~ign-:ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Barn's success. "I don't want to put down · foralized education," Zamba said, "because institutionalized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. " It's just that I went in with no idea (of what I wanted to do ) -•with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I FOR ONLY S45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers Running/Walking Track For more information call 634-1994. OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15, 1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. I I I I I I I I I Zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel it inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue it to it's-hopefully-- happy conclusion. L __ ® _________ _J SPECIAL STUDENT OFFER SAVE 50°/o OFF REGULAR PRICE Please mall check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654-2148 ---~------------------------------------------------- YES! I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: • Daily Journal • Sunday Journal • Daily & Sunday Journal • Daily Sentinel Regular Price $25 .00 $15.40 $40.40 $25.00 Special Student Rate $12.50 $ 7.70 $20.20 $12 .50 My Check • or money order• for $ _______ (amount) Is enclosed. Nam, ____________ _ College Addres. _______ _ Room or Apt. Phone.._ _ _ Home Town Address(St.. ____ _ City. __ State Zip Payment must accompany order. ."nlwgq4J*~'19Ba tt~ Parkside lists fall computer courses' Classified" Baffled by the variety of computers aVailable or interested In qulcl<Jy leamlng the luncUona of your new com. puler? A one-day computer seminar offered by Parkslde may be 01 help. :.s"I"ntroducUon to Oomput. wtIl be offered from 3: 9 p.m. on Thuraday. Sepl . . 29. The non-credit course will be held In Parkside's Computer Lab In the Wyllie Ldbrary- Leamlng Center. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planning to purchase a cornputer. The course will deal with computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics wtIl be presented on a level suitable for those with limited computer experience. Cost of the seminar Is $32. To register or for more Infermarion. call 553-2312or write: Division of Continuing Education. Parkslde, Box 2000. DennIs Wiser, a math and Kenosha. WI 53141. computer teacher for the Racine Unified School system, wtIl be the Instructor. Wiser has taught computer classes at Parkside. UW-:M1lwaukee and UW·Madlson. uw parltSide Chicago Tribune. ----- Oo:ler ltP<:e aO:llv~ /week 1St semester 2na semester ,- AtT-oo.nr a O:llv.".,. $168 ,- a S<I>aav.".,. $105 oooa $ 63 0__ aViso a a ~"-{CheclcOt -------------~----~ II ~ k:cl I rT'OneyOlOe</ f SVcue ~~===========--=..=.:=.:.~::E::x:.:p.-r_o_::Iion:. I ~do:te:=-=_=_~= I :_ ..===-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-~--=--=--=--=--===~==== CtosslF.5.J.S/ I ~.::=_::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=:::::_=:=::=:=,:-:=~==:=~=~s:S~:~te~~~::::Apr=/I;Oom:;Zip~~==~==I~==- ----ZipOttere>cpres---- I _-=~---.~.--.-.~----..-;..-=~~----=.=...-.-.-~..~.=~0ctebe<=::16,~19:8:8~ : : For Sale 1918 BUICK LeSabre transmission. curb fi~dNew eh~ 231 V-6. 65,000 miles eoers, Powt! e/ dorm 4E. . n1act liairl'ttu 81 KAW.ASAKI 440 LTD ill 10,000 miles. Runs great inLeS¥, fl.._ included. Asking $900 S· WI hl\i...~ Ranger office. . ee Curt hili: Heln Wanted MARRTING REPRES National company needs ~NT,,'I!l't, side. Make up to $10 Plus/J:8 at Part' ed persons call 312/922_0302 . Interei COLLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subsCrIpti ~ campus. Good income n::n ca.rua 011 vorved. For informatiOn an~1ling IQ. tion, write to: Campus Se appUt&, W. Solar Drive, PhoenixAZrvlee, 1031 LES ASPIN is lOOking to 8502i. terns! If interested, wrt;;.tudent In. Rogers, 1661 Douglas A ~ l5340f or call 632-4446. VtI., Raebit INDIVIDUAL TO post rna campus. Write College ,,"~r1alrI ell 6P0e6b4b0l.ewood Trail. N~.~, II ---r"Y' uqe U. For Rent ROOMMATE WANTED ,177.SO/month, uUllUes iIlcJucIJrn.Jel. jdential Court, 3 mue. from . ~ Fol:' more info, can BtU at 06fi~ Services Offered TYPING OF any klnd a perfect cOpy, call7S2.2t7a. fPaIt. I'ct Personals LORA. YOO'BIl tile _.~ heart. -.., WILLIE, QUIT _ ••• _- me back to work. -r--"6 lad .. HENRY SAYS lame to """ Joooooovveee YOOOOUUU!) a PI UP9lLON Bela Weleome ~ ~ru=,.r~~Ol:"'" yourself . .Joln the- fun! &II out lit' HENRY, r guess YOO'f'e BA.Q{ ~ apln" or are youthe~" WILLIE. THANK God for car seats r Amen, brother! ree.iIJliIt ...... urgm LJbrMyl1liIISIIlbn/eCts""" U' • Ordsr catalog Today with Visa/Me 1r1llO ~"'1_ Or ru h$200 . Incalll.(213Ima ,S . lo~.-.- 113221datro Ave. I206-A. lo5Ange1es, CA_ AD-REPS WANTED The Parkside Ranger Is accepting applications for advertising reDresentatlves. Happy New Year! Parkside lists fall computer courses 29. The non-credit course "ill be held fn Park 1de's Computer Lab fn the \ Yllie Library. Learning Center. •' -------w,1 0 nnls Wi.ser, a math and computer teacher for the Racfn ed chooJ system, 1ll be the instructor. Wiser tau ht computer clas es at Par . ide, •MilwaUkee and - fadJson. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planru.ng to purchase a computer. The course will deal With computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics will be presented on a leveJ suitable tor those With limited computer experience. UWParkside Cost of the seminar is $32. To register or for more information, call 553-2312 or write: Division of Continuing Education, Parkside, Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. For Sale 1978 BVICJ( LeSabre transmission, curb find New entt._ 231 V-6_ 65,000 miles Coers, Po11,0 '"! dorm 4E. · ntact ~lt\ii 81 KAWASAKI 440 L'l'I) bi 10,000 miles. Runs great Kr Less ,~. included. Asking s90o 8 · Wilie~~ Ranger oliice. · ee Ciirt In ii;; Hein Wanted MARlfl1:TlNG REPRESE NaUonaJ company needs re 11'1',t~. side. Make up to s10 plus;,&8 at Part' ed persons cau 312/922.0302 · lntere.i,' 00LLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subscrtptJon ~ campus. Good Income II c~ ~ voJved. For lntormau~n ~ 8e!Jing IQ. Uon, Write to: Campua Se d &J>Pllc«, W. Solar Drive, Phoentx AZ~• ltbf LES ASPIN la loOkJng t """'-'I. terns! 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Sf68 I~ -~ SiQS - - ______ / S6J - - _ - - ----- - o.,,.. 0 - ~ ------- 0Voo o~~<Chearorrnonevoraer1 ------.&...-==-====-:::_1 I ~~~=:=~===--==--==-= -_=-.::.==~==-===---ElfPt01ionao,e / ~- ------, An--- --------~ --~uerm -------~- I ' ~::---=--=-=-=============_:======----Ao-,-,~--- CassCF.s.ts, / Pt-o-e;=~-------- __ -----------::=~----~~:S•lote----Zp ---- I c.y_ ---- --------- I Pt-o--e ____________ ~=-s~----~:----_ .____0ttererp..es~ l ---------~:~-------------------===- ~~~ I --------~------------------_J Happy New Year! Child share program Interested in expense·free hIId care? Parkslde Adult :tudent Alliance and women's. Affairs of PSGA warkslde Student Government AssocaUon) are aportsor! JIg a co-op child care pro· gram. TheIdea Is simple. A student mother will watch your child,giving you the chance, tor example, to spend an eve- DIng working on the comput •. ers. You will watch her child for the same number of . hours. Basically. we are providing women who are interested In the program an opportunity to meet. If you are Interested and ~ould like further Infer-rna; non, stop In the Parkslde Stu. dent Alliance Office, the PSGA office or call 553.2706. 'HE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON nt-Islen,Mom ... I jusl wonled you 10 know I'm OK and Ihe s1ampede seems 'boul over - allhough everyone's sllll a lillie spooked. Yeah, I know .... I miss Ihe corral:' Hardee's is now.acceptlns applications for day and nightime help. Cooks; Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: . 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 -112nd Ave.,. Bristol, WI 53142 br ...-------=- .~-,. l.RDERYOURTELEPHONENO~ NSTEAD OF CRAMMING LATER. 1 393 1490* Two,wait until the last •• possible moment, then (Mon.-fri.8:ooa.m.-5:30p.m.).rush, along with a host of When itcomes to order- other students, into the ing telephone service,there nearest public telephone are two schools of thought. to order. . One, order now ana Ifyou liveoff campus, prepare yourself oheod consider adopting the first of time. philosophy. And, ifyou must, save cramming for your first exam. "loll-free only when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. e1988 Wisconsin hli WZ'i"ft'?1?'lZ .l&fi!!Jt~!mif!!'ll! _#~wy Child share program 1nterested 1n expense-free hild care? Parkside Adult ~tudent Alliance and women's Affairs of PSGA (ParkSlde Student Govern. ment Assocatlon) are spon. soring a co.op child care program, The Idea is simple. A stu. dent mother will watch your child, giving you the chance, for example, to spend an ev~- THE FAR SIDE nlng working on the computers. You will watch her child for the same number of hours. Basically, we are providing women who are Interested in the program an opportunity to meet. li you are interested and would like further information, stop in the Parkside Student Alliance Office the PS~A office or call 553-2706. By GARY LARSON "listen, Mom ... I Just wanted you to know I'm OK and the stampede seems 'bout over - although everyone's st111 a little spooked. Yeah, I know ... I miss the corral." "ardee.r ® Hardee's is now accepting applications for day and nightime help. Cooks, Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 - 112nd Ave., Bristol, WI 53142 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 9 ~- -- ( .. :RDf R YOUR Tf UPHONf NOyt NSTEAD Of CRAMMING LATER. 1-393-1490* (Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-5:30 p.m.) When it comes to ordering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order now and prepare yourself ah~ad of time. Two, wait until the last possible moment, then rush, along with a host of other students, into the nearest public telephone to order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. © 1988 Wisconsin Bell And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. 0 Toll-free only when coiled from telephone number$ served by Wisconsin Bell. ~APi- tl§'.fflf;f-,:P,.~-1;! v«~\191 by Amy PeUh MaraliDA' Editor Jamaica - paradise or prison? Cascading waterfalls, tropical flora, wblte sand beaches, cool clear seas and perfect temperatures lure many unsuspecting vacationers to this tropical country and inspire JamaIcan holels to adopt names such as Eden II. However. for the first two days of my honeymoon, I felt trapped In a land In which I did not want to be. Bus drtvera are maniacs. the food Is suspect, hotels are dI. ppolnUng, locals are annoying. you can't rent a car it you're under 2G and boneymooners are shown to rooms with twin beda! Give me a break. The nIght and delays that brought us to Jamaica are another story. Once we arrived In )(onlego Bay at 10 p.m, (havtng been traveling a1nce8;30 a.m.), we aearched for the IImouaIDeoervlce that Included In our travel pacl<a&e. Our Umoualne 1ooI<edquite llIte a bus. It was shaped llIte a bus. It was as big as a bus, and It held aa many people as a bus. But It did taIle us to our hotel In Ocho Rlos, two hours from the airport. Comfort was not Included In our package. Our drtver must have moonUghted aa a IerrorisL You Bee. there are very few trattlc laws In Jamaica. It's generally accepted that people drI ve on the len side of the road, but you don't have to. There Ia no speed limit. 80 our driver felt that 120 m.p.h. through twIaUng, dark roads was appropriate. For two hours, we prayed to survive. Nauseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Hotel, formerly owned by Sheraton, but decllning ever since. We were ready for bed. So. we are escorted to our room - keep in mind this is our honeymoon - which has twin beds. No, I don't think so. Finally. we could collapse on a double bed. Well. it looked' Uke a double bed. It was really two twin bed mattresses on a double frame. We spenl three nights falling through the crack In the middle before we got a REAL double bed. And that was a Ooor lower, so our view wasn't as nice. sacrifices must be made. It took me only two days to recover enough to venture outside to the beach. While sand, clear water, palm trees waving in the breezes - no problems there. The food was quite interesting. Due to the humtdtty, bread does not rtse qulle as htgI1 as It does here, and In every fonn, It manages to taste the same. Throughout tha two weeks, we watched tor the everchanging heavy bread to appear at breakfast as croissants and toast; at lunch disguised as a aandwlcb or hamburger bun; at dinner as a dinner roll - plain or Italian. I used to love pineapple - a special tr,oat, but somehow I was sick of them by Week 2. On our tlrst foray Into the ahopping district of Ocho Rio8. we naively walked out the front gate of the holel and were lmmed.1ately accosted I>Y locals offering service.!'. 10 Thun:d:y, 8ept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer va.catlon n we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady want a braid?" was ~:.~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach lIote?Un4 the first 'of hundreds of offers attraction that receives rave seedy joint with no garct I," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws In all our tourist lit- sight. ellaill down during the time I spent ~::~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the he there. The hardest to resist of . ed at the - spot called pointed to her map leI these offers was the woman ~~~:w Park" In only 2% looked nothing like ~:hiCh who challengebd,'d"Ladi; ..are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for rat s ye . Jamaica's poverty up close .miles in the other d~ Uten I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. Con tourists. many who SUC- twisted roads with only m- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked baCktake with frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No danCing tand The .only product offered to roadside walls. J . hat use more frequently than Our destination was not amalcaJ see page 17 b"Sramidoikneg?"was d"rHuagssh.?""CokeW?"e rt:~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~:::::::::::i~::::::::::::::~~ wanted to flash a badget and cry "Interpol!" to fend them off, but It is doubtful that they'd get It. But let's gel- back to the tlrst day out. We Innocently accepted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, which turned out actually to be a lot of fun. But the IIltle hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, which put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth It, but we didn't want to admit It. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back entrance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One itay we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set It up - they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. "You're not old enough," the clerk informed us: "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, weU. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions. On one sweltering after- I UWP I Hwy.A Hwy.E 1585 - North 22nd Avenue. Ph. 551-8020 e·Y.OUR ONE STOP PARTY SHOP • Plo-U .. ourpt"oductslnmOde,allon. , ~«~'~~ Win a . Back-to-Scho'OI Party! ;J ..~ .J-' .·)You SUImI~: kf; .We SUImI'l:' ·If. _ Site ~" .:.r·."',~ Barrel € People ..5: i,Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f. .Bottle of Schnapps ssooo Value ,1 C f W' No Purchase Necessary .'~ ase 0 me Coolers *COl1)e In and Sign Up Today* HWV. L ~ EI3 \}~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE Ceo'e. Of lbe ~ Wor1d LillUor "0 c~ That was then ... NOW HIRING PART-TIME OPENING, CLOSING Turn extra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride .in both the food we serve and the people who se.rve It. As a result, if you can provide us with the enthUSiasm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you .wlth the .• esourc:es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, fleXible scheduling competitive hourly wag.es, excellent benefits package and free uniforms are Just a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. ~~oj~meShifts are available at a starting wage of . our - S3.75 after three months. PURGER .K.ING ® Equal OPpOrtunity Employer 5400 Durand Ave. Racine, WI ... 10 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer vacation or was appropriate. For two hours, ·e prayed to survive. auseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Ho 1, formerly owned by h raton, but declinlng ever sine • W ere ready for bed. So, ·e corted to our room - p In mind thi is our on ymoon • which has t 1n o. I don't think t noon we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady, want a braid?" was Sha~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach Hote~ the .first of hundreds of offers attraction that receives ra':'e seedy joint with no gard l," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws in all our tourist 11t- sight. ens In down during the Ume I spent ~~!~~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the there. The hardest to resist of arrived at the spot called pointed to her map hote1 the e offers was the woman "Shaw Park" in only 2½ looked nothing like ~:hlch who challenged, "Lady, are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for braids yet?" Jamaica's poverty up close miles in the other ~e !en I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. ct1on tourists, many who sue- twisted roads with only in- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked back take ith frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No dancing ,~d The only product offered to J . "a.ti tl tha roadside walls. ama,ca se use more frequen Y n Our destination was not ' e page 11 braiding was drugs. "Coke?" ----------"""'.'.~:::::::=::::::::=:::::::::::~-.... "Smoke?" "Hash?" We :::::='.'.::'.'.::===--------:------;,:;:::-----::: wanted to flash a badget and cry " Interpol! " to fend them off, but it is doubtful that th 'd get it. But let's ge.,_ back to the first day out. We innocently ace pted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, ·hich turned out actually to b a lot of fun. But the little hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, wh!ch put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth it, but we didn't want to admit it. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back en- ., trance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One day we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set it up • they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. " You're not old enough," the cler informed us . "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, well. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions . On one sweltering after- That was then •.• I UWP I " Hwy. A czi > < .c ~ 1585 - North 22nd Avenue• Ph. 551-8020 YOUR ONE STOP Hwy. L Hwy. E a; > < -0 C N N CewterOITbe Wor1d Lltpior ~ m~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE t=. · PARTY SHOP • Pleaeu•°"'swoductsinmoderatlon. ~~~ w,n a ~ (. ~\ Back-to-School Party! ./ ··f Y_~You Supply: ,f E -We Supply:· .<f. · - Site ~- _. r,. ·_ ¼ Barrel . f People ..5 - : 1: Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f . . Bottle of Schnapps •sooo Value . 1 C f w· No Purchase Necessary ~~ ase O I ne Coolers *ConJe In and Sign Up Today* NOW HIRING PART-TIME . OPENING, CLOSING Turn ext-ra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride _in both the food we serve and the people who se!Ve 1t. As a result, if you can provide us with the e"!thus1asm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you _with t~e_.resour~es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, flexible. scheduling, competitive hourly wag~s. excellent benefits package and free uniforms are JUSt a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. $3Part50T1hime Shifts are available at a starting wage of · our - $3.75 after three months. 5400 Durand Ave. ® Racine, WI Equal Opportunity Employer .. Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 SOCholds recruitment fair by Kelly McKissick ganizations and clubs are e N~wSEditor couraged to set up tables fn- set up tables on the matn new students wh or. thoroughfare In the Com. terested in beCO~inr:.a~vb~l~ mWlication Arts building. in Parkside activities. 0 ve An indoor recruitment opportunity will occur on Friday. Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will you Interested In get. ,lJ'elnVOIVatedParkslde but t!J1gns'ut re where to go for in- atroe :SUOD?Just take a stroll Inner Loop Road on ~.dJleSdaYS,ept. 14 and your stionsmay be answered. qu~.week of Sept. 11 has jeen designated Recruitment week. Student Organization COuncil (SOC) President and Vic. president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Letting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opportunlties. _ 'MI_ recruitment week themeIs "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities. bldudingspecial deals In the Recreation Center and a dance.are planned throughout the campus to show students au Parkstde has to offer. TheRecruitment Falre, on sept. 14, wlll feature a live bandand food. Campus or- Total Service for V.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553·2150 Mon..-Frt. 10-3 RaServinfogur other locations , cine Bur Waukesha r Inglon Milwaukee b _ Take a look around,' enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. We also spent an afternoon at Carinosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica" commercial, I'm going to shoot my television set. Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have agood time. Jamai· ca has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We cl1mbed Dunn's River Falls, a 6OO·ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T ,HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS I MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE . Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 soc holds recruitment fair bY Kelly McKissick News Editor Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. you interested in get- Afe1nvolved at Parkside but ~•t sure where to go for inareflllauon? Just take a stroll 10 wn Inner Loop Road on :ednesday, Sept. 14 and your stlons may be answered. qu,nie week of Sept. 11 has n designated Recruitment ~k. Student Organization ~uncil (SOC) President and vice president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Lelting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opJ)Ortunities. 'nle recruitment week 111eme is "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities, 1ncludlng special deals in the ReCreatlon Center and a 11ance, are planned throughout the campus to show students all Parkside has to offer. The Recruitment Faire, on Sept. H, will feature a live band and food. Campus or. Total Service for U.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.,-Fri. 10-3 Serv· Ra . mg four other locations cine Bu I' Waukesha r mgton Milwaukee ganizattons and clubs are en. couraged to set up tables for new students who may be interested in becoming involved in Parkside activities. An indoor recruitment op. portunity will occur on Friday• Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will set up tables on the main thoroughfare in the Communication Arts building. Take a look around,· enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have a good time. Jamaica has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We climbed Dunn' s River Falls, a 600-ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers We also spent an afternoon at cartnosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica'' commercial, I'm going to shoot my television seL JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 -: ..... Track team secures NAIA honors in California b7"__ Park Ide', track team el}ded III oeaoon tast May w':\h 14 AU-American hono... captured at the NAlA nallonal track meet In AzuaI, CalIfornia. 1llree acnoo! records Yo' re broken and M.lkeSlauch WII nallonal champion In the Ill-kllometer walk. Th men '. team was in a s.- way lie for eighth place with 24 polntll In the meet domlnal d by AJ;uoa Pacllic, (CA) with 112 polntll. The women', team made the lop ten for the Ighth con.eecutlve season out of th 1aIt nine (counting croao·country and Indoor t ck). Th 1r Iotal ot 24 pointe ptac d them ninth. PraIrIe VI w A"llI: (TX) won the Swimmers women's meet with 93 points. Becca Scott, Tracey Karsha, Jacquetlne Cotton and Yolanda FInley each received two AlI-Americans tor placing In 4x.100 and sprint medley relayo. In the sprint medley, they flnlahed sixth with a ParluJlde record ot 1:45.54. They captured fourth In the 4x.100 with a 48.08, but broke the ochool record In the trials when they flnlahed In 47.69 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohi fln- Iahed her collegiate competilion with two more AlI-American awa.rds tor flnlshes in the 1500 meter and llOOO meter runs. She WII th1rd In the 1500 with a time ot 4:26.91. A time of 9:38.56 In the 3000 needed Voluntee... are needed 10 h Ip with a IwImming pro- • grim for rUarded people ,poraored by the AaaocIallon for R larded c1t.1zen1. ThIa program beglna on sept. 14 and requ1rel a weekly COmmllm nl of one bour. Volunlee... will help begin. nlng ,tudentll al Jane Vernon School pool Wedneldeys from Welcome back! From the Ranger U p.m. 'I1Iey will encourage students on a one-to-one basLo. Qualifications to volunteer are: ability 10 swim, tack of tear ot the handicapped and good. communication skllls. Intere,ted students Mould caU Carol at 563-2000 or stop by Union 209_ JAP~~Rt\CO C~Ir{C;;SC;~;'C;;S1AURAr;T . KENOSHA'S OWN AND ONLY 4-STAR (4-CHEF.} CHINESE RESTAURANT LUNCH - DINNER - CARRY-OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU ....1II•• L ..With Chef Wone" broke the school record and gave her second place. Also In the 3000, Paula stokman was eighth In the serntfinals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10:41.09. Nancy Marter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4:41.15. In the 1500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished In 4:51.83. The 1600 meter relay was seventh In the finals with a time of 3:54.04. The team consisted of Marler·RoW, Mart· er Scott and Finley. in the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2'2200 in the trials. Scott adv~~ ed 10 the semi-flna~s for the 100 meter dash WIth a time of 12.18. ·In the semis, she false started Anne Stokman ran her best lime in the 10.000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. . In the 10K race walk, Mike staucn captured his tntrdnalIonal championship b ttng' a new meet recY set. 41.56. 01'(1 or Doug Fournier was thir the same race wttn :a d 1Q sonal record of 43.34. Jo Por. genson walked his be.ln~~. of 46.02 to caplure f,"~ John Marter ImproVed-·' lime by over two minute bil a sixth place finish In 47 3~far Dan. Peterson, ~ . 3000 meter ·steeplechaseg tile Injured with less than ' "'sa laps to go when there "'~ accident at a hurdle. '\II Intramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Pro· gram gets underway this year with the flag football season beginning Monday, sept. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone Interestlng In tormlng a team Ihould pick up an .entry form In the Phy Ed Oftlce on the second floor of the Phy Ed BuUdlng. Entries are due on FrIday, Sept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. time slot on BLOOM COUNTY // .... '14 I \ Monda or Wednesday. Flag Football season y Sunday events will begin on will be needed on MOOt Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries and Wednesdays between can be picked up in the Phy p.m. and 6 p.m, from Sepl Ed Office. The tournament through Oct. 28. App will be set up according to for this position are In what participants are inter-'· Phy Ed Office. ested In, i.e., singles, doubles, Other Sunday mixed doubles. Entries are elude: due on Friday, Sept. 16, so Softball hurry In and sign up! Play Soccer will begin at 2 p.m. Badminton The Intramural Program is Floor Hockey looking for offlc!als for the . Volleyball r-- b.;..:Y:......;;;BerkeBre Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for .t. he Ranger! . ...... • • t,"< L,' ..• :." ""'._~' <, Track team secures NAIA honors in California tional championship b ting a new meet rec Y set. 41.56. Ord Of om n ' meet with 93 points. needed ~ encoura a on -to-one elcome back! From t e Ranger J~P~~RAGC C~lt{f:Sf: · e:STr\URi\~T KE OSHA 'S O N ANDO LY 4-STAR (4-CHEF} CHI ESE RES TAURANT LU CH - DIN ER - CARRY -OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU .. W ith Chef Wone " broke the school record and gave her second place. Also in the 3000. Paula Stokman was eighth in the semiflnals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10: 41.09. Nancy larter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4 :41 .1 5 . In the 11500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished in 4 :5 1.83 . The 1600 meter relay was seventh in the finals with a time of 3 : M .04 . The team conI ted of • larter-Rohl, Marter, Scott and Finley. In the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2: 22 .00 in the trials. Scott advanced to the semi-fina~s for the 1 00 meter dash with a time of 12.18. In the semis, she false started. Anne Stokman ran her best time in the 10,000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. In the !OK race walk, Mike Stauch captured hiS third na- Doug Fournier was th.I the same race With rd In sonal record of 43.34. J! !>er. genson walked his best\Jor. of 46.02 to capture f hne John Marter improvedOUrth. time by over two minute hla a sixth place finish l.n 47 38 for Dan Peterson ~ 1. 3000 meter steeplechaseg Ute injured with less than ' waa laps to go when there w~ accident at a hurdle. an lntramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Program gets underway this year ~1th the flag football eason beginning Monday, pt. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone int resting in forming a team should pick up an entry form in th Phy Ed Office on the second floor of the Phy Ed Building. Entries are due on Friday, ept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p .m. or 5 p . m . time slot on BLOOM COUNTY Monda or Wednesday. Sunday events will begin on Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries can be picked up in the Phy Ed Office. The tournament will be set up according to what participants are interested in, i.e., singles, doubles, mixed doubles. Entries are due on Friday, Sept. 16, so hurry in and sign up! Play will begin at 2 p .m. The Intramural Program is looking for offic!als for the Flag Football season y will be needed on M~nda 1111 and Wednesdays between~ p.m. and 6 p.m. from Sept 12 through Oct. 28. Applicatioaa for this position are in tbe Phy Ed Office. Other Sunday ~vents In, elude: Softball Soccer Badminton Floor Hockey Volleyball Sept. 21 Oct.2 Nov.I Nov.ta Dec.u ,-.----by~Berke Breathed ftfvfr.~ / Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for _the Ranger! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 13, December 6, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Summer Issue Spectacular Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ijjP" University ofWisconsin-Parkside Summer Issue Spectacular! Rjager photo by Don Range A sleeping giant During the school year the Communication Arts Building (right) and the Wyllie Library and prepare for the upcoming school year. However the campus will pick up the pace Learning Center (left) are busy places on campus. But the summer months are when approximately 1,700 students begin summer classes on Monday, June 18. Other contrasted by as lower pace ass tudents and professors uset he time to catch up on studies events scheduled for the summer include Elderhostel, sports camps and conferences. Counselor's Corner: Advice To Start College Right Page 2 Inside == Student Leaders Want You To Become Involved. Pages 4 & 5 Revised Sports Section Is Now A Pullout Insert. Pages B1-B8 2 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger College Life and Studies Different Than High School Start right, start bright, I wish I may, I wish I might. Andwhenldo, I'll knowi t's 'cause, I listened to Stu and did things right. This is obviously a very long article. If you're impatient and don't want to read any more of the fine print, skip directly to the points enumerated at the end. If you want the full benefit of what I've written, however, stick with me and keep reading (you don't have to do it in one sitting). As with most new situations we encounter in life, and especially that of starting college, there's nothing like having some advance information on what things will be like so you can be better prepared to deal effectively with what you run into. And for those coming directly to UW-Parkside from high school, which is thec ase fort he majority of new students and the group for whom this article is written, iits especially important both to have some insight into how different college will be from high school and to seek out resources at the University, as necessary, to help make the transition a smooth and successful one. So in this "The Counselor's Corner," a column appearing in the Ranger a number of times each semester. Some of the more commonly encountered differences will be highlighted along with some that are more subtle. The overall environment at UW-Parkside You come and go as yopul ease. Nobody asks you whyy ou're walking in the halls, aren't in class or what you're doing just hanging around. Withtheexceptionofdoing it in the classrooms, the library and theaters, you can eata nd drink soda almost anywhere on campus and, until a policy goes into effect that says you can't do it at all, smoke (yuk) in designated areas. There are no bells signaling a start or end to classes, so you have to pay attention to time. And you won't hear any announcements in homeroom, because there is no homeroom. You can go bowling in the middle of the dayif you wanto r pop quarters into the video games in the Rec Center, and best of all you can study in the library. You're also going to see students who look old enough to be your parents and then some. That's because UW-Parkside has one of the highest percentages of what they call "non-traditional age" students in the UW System. These folks take their learning very seriously (as evidenced by their good grade point averages) and you'll appreciate having them in your classes with you. They also benefit, believe it or not, from being in classes with younger students like yourself. Your classes One thing that may really throw you is that classes don 't meet every day. Most classes only meet two w three times a week, although some meet more and a few meet less. There's also something called a "modular" class. These meet for less than a full semester (usually eight weeks). They are often found in Phy Ed and Academic Skills courses such as Study Skills and Reading Improvement. You choose your classes (best done by working with your adviser) and when you want to take them. Depending on class availability, you work out a schedule that meets your educational needs and personal time constraints. Only one note of caution here: the more you limit yourself to certain times of the day when you would like to take classes, the fewer classes there will be to choose from. Look at it this way: going to Parkside is like having af ull-time job; to thee xtent possible you should be planning your class schedule and locking in the times you're going to study The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner their skills in English and math before taking more advanced courses in those areas. Also, spending extra time taking additional exploratory courses in potential areas you might major in means you'll make a better decision as to what you want to focus on at Parkside; similarly, taking additional electives in an area once you've chosen your major means you'll make yourself more attractive to potential employers when it's time to graduate. Most students take about five to six years to graduate. This is true across the country as well as at Parkside. I have always told students that whatever is waiting out there for them at the end of four years will almost certainly be out there for them after five or six years; they may even be better prepared to greet it. Using your time effectively You must use your time effectively if you're going to be successful! An hour or t wo between classes may be used for homework, addi- S tudentsfail not because they lack intelligence but because they lack the necessary commitment to their academic goals and don't use their time effectively. first and then fit in everything else. "How many courses should I take my first semester?" This is a question commonly asked by new students. In general, if you were a strong high school student, somewhere around 15 or 16 credits would be a good bet. If you weren't that strong you should plan to take only 12 or 13 credits, and a course in Study Skills should be a part of that load. Regardless of how you did in high school, don't get caught up in that "I have to graduate college in four years or else" mentality; for many students that isn't possible because they need to strengthen tional study time to keep up with your classes, to prepare for an exam, or play pinball in the Rec Cento-. Your choice. And having all day Tuesday aid Thursday free (if that's how your schedule turns out) means you have to decide what your priorities are going to be—school, job, or play. I've never believed you can do all three simultaneously and be good at each of them. Very few successful students are able tow ork more than 20 hours a week in addition to going to school. Students fail not because they lack intelligence but because they lack the necessary commitment to their academic goals and don't use their time effectively. Homework and tests It's fairly safe to assume that most of your college courses will be more rigorous than those you had in high school. You'll be expected to approach learning differently: analyze more, develop independent thinking, grapple with ideas, determine cause and effect that you're expected to spend two to three hours studying outside of class for every hour you're in class. Don'tbe lulled into a false sense of security by how easy classes may seem at the beginning of the semester. Sometimes things start slow but pick up speed quickly. If you don't keep up with classes on a daily basis you'll find it's too late to catch up when things really get I encourage students to get involved because it helps them feel they are more a part of the campus. relationships. You'll love it! The amount of homework and number and type of tests (multiple choice, true-false) vary with instructor. Some assign minimal amounts of homework, others expect you to do something for every class, and others fall in between. Regardless of how much or how little homework is assigned, the rule of jjiumb has always been going. You'll also have instructors who only give two tests the whole semester and others will test you every week. Where tests are few and far between you'll be expected to remember more for each exam. A few instructors may even allow you to drop a low grade you get on see Rubner, page 3, col. 1 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Published every Thursday during th e academic year. The Ranger does not; pubfish during breaks or hoBdays. The Ranger is published solefy by the stu-: dents of UW-Park side, who are responsible for its editorial policy and content: Letters to the editor will only be accepted if they are typed, doubted spaced, and; 350 words or Jess. AB letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for venfication purposes. 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Sports Editors Patrick Puhr jeff Reddick Advisors Ted Mdntyre Stuart Rubner Copy/Layout Editor Jan Nowak Dan Pacetti Cartoonist Layout Editor Paul Berge Scott Singer Design Consultants . • ' Pace Associates Ranger Thursday, June 14,1990 3 Stockwell Welcomes AH Students On Behalf of UW-Parkside Faculty The key players in any flourishing and progressive institution take seriously that institution's reason for being—its mission. Certainly a university faculty must do so if the university is to serve its students effectively. Vast amounts of public and private dollars are invested in campus facilities, in faculty and staff salaries, in student services, in teaching and research laboratories. Millions, annually. Lifetimes of energy are invested by faculty in preparing themselves to teach, in pursuing research, in advising successive generations of students. Why? To what end? What is the point of such a massive investment? Universities exist for the sharing of knowledge — for teaching; for the generation of new knowledge — for research; and for the innovative application of knowledge — for service. Some universities fulfill these roles better than others; but these roles, for the most part are common to all. What distinguishes the University of Wisconsin-Parkside from most other universities? Primarily, it is the seriousness of purpose with which its faculty undertakes these roles. The fundamental objective of the UW-Parkside faculty is the achievementof excellence in teaching. You will not face graduate teaching assistants in the classroom John Stockwell as a UW-Parkside freshman. You will work with professors — those same professors who work with advanced students and who are engaged in advancedresearch. You will have the opportunity to develop close, collegial relationships with them. If you work to your potential, you can be sure they will work intensely with you tod evelop your analytical and problem solving skills, preparing you for full participation in an advanced technological society. Engaging you in the teaching/learning process ist he fundamental concern of the UWParkside faculty. What else distinguishes this university? Before expecting scholarly activity from you, the faculty expects it of themselves. The magnitude of the faculty's accomplishment from year to year in research and creative activity is truly outstanding, exceeding that which one would encounter on the vast majority of campuses of our. size. Why? The expectations the faculty hold for themselves are very high. Their own work in labs, studios, and libraries lends immense credibility to the expectations they hold for you. In this way and many other ways, the faculty's commitment to excellence in teaching and research interact to your direct benefit. Finally, this faculty is unique in see Stockwell, page 4, col. 1 Rubner Continued from page 2 one of your tests (very generous, I'd say). All of this means you really have to stay on top of things and be prepared to take full responsibility for your own learning! "Hey, wait a minute," you say. "Isn't that the instructor's job?" Read on... Grades and Repeats You got grades in high school and you'll get them in college. It's the university's way of telling you how well you are doing. If the grade you receive for a course is not what you were expecting then by all means talk with the instructor about what happened. You can repeat a course if you are not satisfied with how you did in it The grade you get the second time around is the one which gets calculated into your grade point average, but theo riginal grade stays on your transcript since it's part of yourofficial academic record. You may repeat a course as often as you like but it's always the most recent grade that isu sed tod etermine your overall grade point average. the instructor determine what you have to do to complete the course. When you've done what you had to do, the instructor will give you a grade for the course. If the incomplete isn't made up by the end of the next full semester it turns to an "F." Instructors It's safe to say that mosint structors will notride herd on you, which lends credence to what I just said —that you are responsible for your own learning. You'll find many of your instructors more informal, casual, and relaxed than in high school. Faculty attire will vary froms uits/sport coats and ties for men and dresses for women to jeans and sweatshirts for both. While instructors may tell you to be sure to buy the textbooks for the course, they probably won't go around the room to bes ure you did. Some of your instructors will take attendance, some won't Most encourage students to ask questions in class, some have specific class time set aside for questions. Many will stay around a few our going to college will probably be as much of a new experience for your parents as it will be for you. If for some extraordinary reason beyond your control you were unable to complete a course but did come reasonably close, you might try to convince the instructor to give you a grade of "I" for n"Icomplete." When this happens you and minutes after class so students can talk with them, others will have commitments to run off to. All are expected to have office hours, and these are often the best times to get in to see them. NOTE: Don't associate a casual or informal style with permissiveness; this can be deceptive and result in youdr oing poorly if you don't take the course or instructor seriously. How classes are taught In some courses the instructor will stand in front of the room and lecture for the better part of the semester, which means you better be very good at taking notes (watch for workshops on notetaking presented by the Learning Assistance and Counseling office or register for a one credit Study Skills module). In other courses there may be a nice mix of both lecture and giv-e and-take discussions between instructor and students. And some will be participatory or "hands on" (art, drama, science labs for example) with less talk and more doing. Yes, instructors still show films in college and take their classes on field trips. And when an instructor cannot make it to class chances are good the class will be canceleld for that day. Some students celebrate when that happens. Remember, however, that you or someone else is paying good money for that class, so don't party too much and don't waste that time when you find you have an hour or so free. Involvement in campus activities You may have participated in one or more clubs oarc tivities each year they were in high school. You can do that at Parkside, too. In fact I encourage students to get involved because it helps them feel they are more a part of the campus. You may, however, want to postpone your involvement in a club until after your first semester at which time you'll have a better idea of what clubs exist and how much time you'll have to devote to those extra activities. In addition to joining a club, there are countless other activities offered on campus, many of which are free. Announcements of performers, dances, coffee houses, films, art shows and other events always appear in the Rangera nd on bulletin boards around campus. You and your parents Finally, your going to college will probably be as much of a new experience for your parents as it will be for you. So you'll need to help them understand some of the things you' ve just reada bout Your life isn't going to be the same as it was in high school, but that doesn't 2. If you're still having trouble in a subject after talking with your instructor, be sure to come to the Academic Resource Center in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center and look into getting free tutoring in the subject 3. If you are having trouble thinking clearly and concentrating on your studies—two ingredients necessary for academic and personal success—then make an appointment to see one of the two counselors (Barbara Larson or myself) in the Learning Asistance and Counseling area. Either of us can help you identify and remove most roadblocks you encounter. 4. Don't walk around confused about policies andp rocedures. Stop at the Advising Center in lower Main Place for information and as- Don ' t be lulled into a false sense of security by how easy classes may seem at the beginning of the semester. mean they can't share your success with you. And if a parent is having trouble coping with your going to college, encourage them to come in and talk with one of the counselors in the Counseling and Testing office (see item 3 below). If all else fails Chances areexcellent thatif you work at it you'll be successful at UW-Parkside. If you run into difficulty, remember: 1. Don't ever hesitate to talk with an instructor if you aren't doing as well as you think you should be. sistance. 5. Get to know youra dviser and seek them out for advice in planning your schedule. 6. Uncertain as to what to major in (one of the major concerns of college students)? Talk to the staf in The Career Center. Well, you either made it through the fine print or you jumped from the first paragraph to the last section called If all else fails. In any case, think about the things I've pointed out from time to time. They are good points to remember. Enjoy the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, be successful, and make the mostof your experience. You'll never regret it. 1' 4 Thursday, June 14, 1990 Ranger Ranger Staff Getting Ready For New Features Changes Coming For Paper Py CRAIG SIMPKINS Editor-in-Chief The Ranger newspaper is published weekly by students of the University of Wisconsin-Paikside. The Ranger, the voice of UWParkside is produced entirely from desktop publishing, from the front logo to the final period on the last page. Staff meetings are held once a month in which all members of the Ranger are required to attend. Executive Committee meetings are held at least three times a semester. This committee is made up of the editor-in-chief and six otherelected members. Editorial staff meetings are held weekly. All section editors are required to attend these meetings. The Ranger staff consists of many staff members; both paid and volunteer positions are available. Positions include writers, photographers, editors in news, feature, entertainment, minority affairs, sports, copy, layout and photography, and assistant editors. You might also be interested in our year's newspaper. Weekly columns will be featured such as a spotlight on different services and organizations, recognizing international Getting involved in the Ranger will be one of the best decisions you make while attending UWParkside. Craig Simpkins staff and no experience is necessary. Our experienced staff members are always willing to orientate new students to our staff, as they were once new themselves. Getting involved in the Ranger will be one of the best decisions you make while attending UWParkside. While the staff takes the paper seriously when it comes to making deadlines, there are still many fun staff activities that take place outside of the Ranger. You will meet many different people that you will be friends with the rest of your life. Stop by, you won't regret it Our office is located in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, D139C or call our office at 553- 2287. We look forward to hearing from you. PAB Planning Big Events Bands and Activities business department which consists of a business manager, advertising manger, and advertising representatives. The Ranger will also need a circulation manager and a distribution manager. The Ranger will be adding many new and exciting features to this Stockwell Continued from page 3 its efforts to apply specialized knowledge to real problems, in bringing to bear their expertise on the challenging issues faced daily within the region the university serves. UW-Parkside is no ivory tower. It is a "metropolitan university," a leading citizen of the uiban corridor of Southeast Wisconsin with its faculty embedded in the affairs of the region. This commitment to regional service also pays dividends to students by engaging them in pre-professional activities through internships, field placements, and volunteer work. the faculty members of the University of Wisconsin-Paikside are, indeed, key players in this institution; and their professional excellence and commitment to the roles of teaching, research, and service are what separates the UWParkside from many of its counterparts. But the faculty recognize that their primary reason for being is thedevetopmentof students. That recognition, in fact, is what gives meaning to the faculty's endeavors. We welcome you to the University ofWisconsin-Parkside with an earnestness that is fundamental to our reasons for being as an institution and as a faculty. John Stockwell is the vice chancellor of the University of Wfeconsiu-Parkside. students, and honoring distinguished alumni with "Life After Parkside." The sports section will expand. It will be a special insert in the middle of the paper. Many ne w and exciting thingsa re coming your way in this year's Ranger. We welcome any student to our Student Action Is What PSGA Is All About The Focus The Parkside Activities Board is composed entirely of UWParkside students. These students, like yourself, work together to bring events like Jell-Owrestling, blockbuster movies, stand-up comedy acts, Broadway performances, hypnotists, popular dance bands, nationally known speakers, ski trips, gameshows, tailgate parties and much more to the UWParkside campus! Horner Has Committees To Be Filled The Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is the sole representative, and the recognized voice of the students attending the University of Wisconsin- Parkside to the administration and faculty in campus governance the legislative branch or student senate. The student senate has five standing committees: The Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC), Legislative Affairs Committee, Student Services Committee, Minority Actions Council, and Women's Affairs Committee. Theexecutive branch of student PsGA represents and ensures students' rights and privileges. 111.1 ' wim Bill Horner matters. PSGA, through it's membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Governments, is represented to the state legislature and the University of Wisconsin System Board of Regents. PSGA represents and ensures students' rights and privileges, oversees thedistributionofstudentfees, and actively works to improve the physical and academic atmosphere of the campus for all students. PSGA is composed of an executive branch, judicial branch, and government consists of the president, vice president, secretary, and treasurer. The president and vice president are elected by the student body in the spring election for one year terms. The secretary and treasurer are appointed positions. The judicial branch consists of five judges including the chief justice, who is elected by the other judges. The termo f office isf or three years. The judicial branch isa ppointed by the president and approved by the senate and the chancellor. The legislative branch consists of 18 senators, nine elected in the spring election, and nine elected in the fall election. SUFAC is a group of eight students responsible for the allocation of student activity funds for organizations and services for students at UW-Parkside. Six of the members are senators, and two members are elected from the general student body, one in the spring election, and one in the fall election. The committee presently allocates a budget of nearly one million dollars. This is the most important committee of PSGA. The Legislative Affairs Committee involves itself with issues on the local, state, and national level, that directly or indirectly affect students in higher education. The Student Services Committee acts as a liason between the studentbody and the UW-Parkside administration in voicing the rights and concerns of students. The majority of problems that affect students on campus are addressed by this committee. The Minority Actions Council represents the interests of all minority and disadvantaged students. Members of this committee act to address the issues that affect minority anddisadvantaged students, and to monitor the effectiveness of existing campuspolicies. This isa see Horner, page 5, col. 5 It's the students of the PAB who talk to agents, negotiate prices, and book the entertainment. They also run their own professional office on campus, and are responsible for a $100,000 budget Besides sharpening their communication skills and participating in meetings, they travel across the state and country to attend activities and conferences. Executing what they learn in their classes improves their future job It's the students of the PAB who talk to agents, negotiate prices, and book the entertainment. MichelleDeede resume. By working behind the scenes students have the opportunity to meet the celebrities. Joining PAB will make friendships that last a lifetime; and you will getalot more out of your college education. For more information on joining the PAB, contact Michelle Deede at 553-2650 or write to: UW-Parkside, Parkside Activities Board, Wood Road - Box No2000, Kenosha, WI 53141-2000. We hope to hear from you soon! Michelle Deede is the president of the Parkside Activities Board. Ranger Thursday, June 14,_1990J> Student Organizations Council Moving Forward Motto: Involvement The Student Organizations Council is the umbrella organization for all clubs available on campus. There are roughly 40c lubs available to students who attend the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. The clubs available on campus have an emphasis on the different goals of the students of the university. One might find that they prefer a club with an emphasis on academic goals. This person mightchoose Pre-Med, ift hey were going into that program, or maybe the Accounting Club if they were Horner Continued from page 4 pro-active committee of PSGA. The Women's Council Committee deals with the concerns of women's interests on campus. This is also a pro-active committee of PSGA. The committee is currently enjoying a resurgance of interest and growth at UW-Parkside, statewide, and on a national level as well. There are over 30 other faculty, and university committees to which PSGA appoints students. Membership on thesec ommittees are open to all students who meet the current "student life eligibility criteria." Students are encouraged to become involved. These committees involve academics, athletics, the student union, parking, and various other areas. The appointments to these committees are made by the executive branch and approved by the Senate. PSGA is located on the D-l level of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Bill Homer is the president of the UW-Parkside Student Government Association. 'THERE'S HOPE - WE CARE' 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414-658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OPTIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RD. KENOSHA in the business field. A student mightalso choose to join the Cheerleading club or if they like fantasy or adventure games, the Wargamers. SOC also tries to get the members of all clubs active in their committees that are set up to serve Parkside and the local community. A few of the committees available are Toys for Tots, which is designed to collect toys from UWParkside and give them to needy children in the community; and BACCHUS, which is a informational program for a safer Spring Break by trying to prevent students from drinking and driving. A student is welcome to be part of many Soc also tries to get the members of all clubs active in their committees that are set up to serve Parkside and the local community. Jodi Robison committees, even if they choose not to become part of a club. If you are interested in joining one of the SOC clubs or committees, please stop by our office, located in lower Main Place near the Coffee Shoppe or call 553- 2037. If you don't wish to get involved until the fall, SOC holds a Recruitment Fair in September. At that time, clubs and organizations will have booths set up to provide you with information on how to get involved. Jodi Robison is the president of the Student Organizations Council PASA Helps Adult Students Non-Trads Purpose of Organization The Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) is a major status organization composed of adult, very overwhelming and frustrating. But it need not be; PASA can help. PASA is an organization of currently enrolled non-traditional students, who from their own experiences and diverse backgrounds Returning to an academic environment is exciting as well as apprehensive because of the "juggling" of the many other responsibilities of life. non-traditional students, whose main purpose is helping other adults make a successful entry or re-entry into academic life. Non-traditional students are people (usually 25 or older) who are returning to school after a break in their education. As "non-trads" we bring with us a unique set of circumstances and needs. Returning to an academic environment is exciting as well as apprehensive because because of the "juggling" of the many other responsibilities of life. Sometimes this can become are able to understand your concerns regarding returning and continuing in school. We are always happy to meet new people, hear new ideasa, ccept volunteers, answer questions, give information on whom to see for individual problems, orjust to talk. Please feel free to stop in the PASA office which is located on the D-l level of the Wyllie Library- Learning Center in D139F. Make your life easier and get to know us. Student Community Service Program LITTLE PEOPLE NEED BIG PEOPLE. Kenosha Kinship needs mature students who have transportation to escort a child to monthly outings. Picnics, parties, swimming and rollerskating events are planned for children from single parent homes who are waiting to be matched. Police check and application form required. Minimum of three events yearly. Sign up today in the Career Center. ARE YOU A GOOD LISTENER? Several Kenosha and Racine organizations help children and adults who have personal problems via the telephone. Approximately three hours per week after training. No experience necessary. DEVELOP YOUR SUPERVISORY SKILLS. College students living in t he Kenosha and Racine areas have the opportunity to work closely with disabled persons in a workshop setting. Volunteer during summer or one semester for three hours weekly. On-site training. Only dependable students apply. For more details, contact Carol In the Career Center WLLC D175 or call 553-2011. THE NEW "JULIES" IS NOW OPEN IT^LlylN CUISINE /instate QOo0 •V-\ rZ + TED THOMPSON Senior Account Agent 1912 Lathrop Avenue, Racine, WI 53405 Bus. 632-3124 Res. 639-2829 FREE DELIVERY 4PM -11PM DAILY! CARRYOUTS AVAILABLE BANQUET FACILITIES AVAILABLE CALL NOW - OR STOP IN - FOR YOUR PIZZA SPECIAL 1543 22ND AVE, KENOSHA. 551-7324 PIZZA SPECIAL r i i i i L ANY 14 INCH OR LARGER PIZZA 1 I $1.00 OFF EXPIRES 9/1/90 r DINE IN SPECIAL 1 | 16" CHEESE PIZZA j | with 2 toppings of your choice l garlic bread and 4 sodas . ! $9.99 L — m^™RES 9/1/90 6 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Volunteering Benefits All That Become Involved • ... y-n By GWEN HELLER International Editor Looking for a way to jump into campus life as the doors to the wonderful world of college beckon to you? If you are ao pen-minded, motivated person who knows the meaning of altruism and can use it in a sentence, then the SCS organization may hold the key to your college involvement Joining Student Community Services could be the most significant and rewarding move you'll make during your college career. This organization, which is sponsored by the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center, links student volunteers with agencies, organizations, and programs in both Kenosha and Racine. The choices of where and when to volunteer are left up to the individual. The decision making process is simplified by Carol Engberg, director of SCS. Potential openings range from schoolroom tutor and accounting clerk to blooddr ive worker and radio broadcaster. Although this diverse list can seem overwhelming, Engberg will focus on activities that spark your interest. For example, a biology student can be placed at the emergency room of a local hospital to gain valuable experience for a future medical career. An education major may take on the task of tutoring an illiterate adult A foreign language expert can finda position asa translator. An advantage of the SCS program is that students who have no clue about future majors or careers can investigate possibilities through firsthand experience. Now that you have the desire to check out SCS, you are beginning to consider the logistics. You live on campus and do not have the wheels to cruise aroung town. No problem! Not only are there numerous volunteer openings on campus, but the public transportation systems are quite reliable to shuttle you to your job. Since the program began in 1988, over 300 students from UWParkside, Carthage College, and Gateway Technical College have given their time and energy free of charge to help put in the community. Don't let that number fool you! There are still a plethora of positions available for new volunteers. In fact, Engberg will telly ou that wec annot have" too many volunteers!" Some students feel that volunteering their valuable time isn't worth it, unless a paycheck accompanies their job descripti on. "Why should I work for free when I can go to get a job that pays?" many students ask themselves. If you have never volunteered before, or have done something for someone else that was out of the goodness of your heart, it is difficult to describe the unique feeling of satisfaction that accompanies a good deed. Volunteering brings back the qualities of selflessness, goodwill, and compassion that have slowly been erased from the modem lifestyles of society. Making a difference and feeling good about it is why people enjoy volunteeringa, nd why they continue with it. Recently a UW-Parkside volunteer said, "I work harder at my volunteer job than I do at my paying job. I enjoy my volunteer position more, and I guess that's why I devote so much energy to it" Many students go to classes, study for a few hours in the librar,y and go home to watch soap operas for the resto f the afternoon. By the time they graduate, they realize that the years have passed them by, and that they never bothered to get involved in any meaningful activities. Be aware that the opportunities ior you to become a mover and a shaker are waiting for you to reach out and make a difference. y y VS; Pholo By Don Piauge PARKSlDE RANGER Putting Some Time In Carol Engberg (left), coordinator of Student Community Services, consults with UW-Parkside student volunteer Donna Bahr. Becoming Involved In Red Cross An Educational Experience By DAN CHIAPPETTA News Editor Lakeshore County's Chapter of the American Red Cross is looking for volunteers to provide beneficial services for the Kenosha and Racine area. "Opportunities are open for college students. Experience is important, take advantage of volunteering," said Kirk Hartlage, director of Community Volunteer Services and Youth Services for the Kenosha and Racine area. "If you can find the time, make it. Rewards come at the end." Basic Aid Training- to promote and teach exciting new safety and first aid training for children. Blood Pressure Screenersneeded to do blood Pressure once a month. Receptionists- general light duties might consist of answering phones, photocoping and maybe a Kids taking the courses learn A Red Cross volunteer helps an elderly man in his garden The American Red Cross is providing courses for pre-teens and teens, but there are opportunities also available for the instructors. "Kids taking the courses learn new skills in which they will benefit in the future. The instructors energy will be rewarded with training and experience that will benefit them in the future," said Hartlage. The following are opportunities for college students to provide others with valuable services. Training will be provided. Babysitting- to teach responsible babysitting techniques. new skills in which they will benefit in the future." Kirk Hartlage some light typing. Like Busy Work?- need someone to cut and roll bandages for first aid and CPR classes. Recordkeeping- to record blood pressure stastisics and help maintain health service records. Friendly Visitor- Visit someone in a nursing home or their home. Drivers- to transport people to medical appointments, therapy, and treatments. Vehicle and gas provided. Disaster Volunteers- compassionate people needed who can follow procedures in the middle of chaos, work closely with people who are suffering hardships and injuries. Save a Life- learn first aid and CPR. Knowing Mowing- needed instructors to, teach children 12 years and older the basic procedures of safety, maintenance, and maneuvering of power lawn mowers. Over 60,000 lawn mower accidents each year. Registered Nurses- need to be available for major disasters and to assist in blood pressure screening. "Volunteering for theR ed Cross is a wonderful reference. Not getting paid shows you have a strong interest in working," explained Hartlage. For more information on volunteering call Community Volunteer Services at 553-4060. "If you have as pecial skill, there is someone out there that can use it," said Hartlage. ^angei^rhuj^da^June^^^^^Q^ Summer Job Tips By DAWN MAILAND Entertainment Editor Recognizing that summer jobs can be steppingstones to careers, college students advise their peers to look for opportunities to learn a variety of skills. Students and others who are launching job searches this summer will find a world of opportunities, if they know where and how to look. Mitchell S. Fromstein, president and CEO of Manpower Inc. which expects to fill more than 100,000 temporary job openings this summer, offers these tips for job seekers. 1. Get started early. Not only will you have an edge for the jobs that interest you, you'll demonstrate initiative and drive to potential employers. It may still take you a while to line up a job, but the fact that you started early will work in your favor. 2. Use your contacts. Go beyond the newspaper ads, because many good jobs are never advertised. Networking can work well for you: talk to your friends, relatives and teachers. Don't forget former employers; they may not have a job for you this year, but they may pass along leads about others who are hiring. 3. Turn to the professionals. Temporary help firms and government job service offices can help you find openings that may not be advertised elsewhere. 4. Apply in person. Telephone calls may not get past a company's switchboard, or get you the information you need. Dress appropriately, even if you're just stopping in to pick up an application — you never know who you may meet 5. Polish your resume. Use previous jobs or special course s (in word processing or computers, for example) to highlight your skills. But be honest — remember, you have to live up to the expectations your resume sets for you. 6. Have proper legal identification. The Immigration Law requires that you have a Social Secu rity card, birth certificate or pictured driver's license to prove citizenship. Lack of identification will delay your job search. 7. Keep the commitments you make to your employers. Employers want assurance that you will stay for the duration of a summer job. Leaving an employer in the lurch could destroy your valuable contacts. Remember: today's employer is tomorrow's reference. 8. Stay open to learning opportunities. Your eagerness to learn new skills and business practices will not only enhance your image at this job, but build your resume for the future. Ranger photo by Don Prange Another school starts Summer is the time when part of UW-Parkside's residence halls become the home for 270 soccer players, ages 12 and under. The camps are held continuously all summer and are independently coordinated. Last Monday, June 11, was check-in day for these players. Wyllie Library/Learning Center Hours SUMMER 1990 June 18 - August 10 Saturday 10:00 a.m. - 6:00 August 11 - September 3 June 14 - June 17 Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m. p.m. Monday - Friday 9:00 a.m. - Monday - Friday 9:00 a.m. - - 9:00 p.m. Sunday Closed 4:30 4:30 p.m. Friday July 4 Independence Day Saturday & Sunday - Closed Saturday & Sunday - Closed 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Closed COFFEE SHOPPE RECREATION CENTER SEdliTIt! Mon-Fri 7:30am-2:00pm Mon-Fri 7:00pm-10:00pm Mon-Fri 7:30am-2:00pm Closed JUST A SAMPLING OF THE VOLUNTEER POSITIONS WAITING FOR YOU IN WLLC D175 CAREER CENTER • JUST SAY NO CLUB ADVI SOR • ANIMAL CARE • NEWSLETTER EDITOR • GYMNASTICS INSTRUC TOR • RECEPTIONIST/SECRE TARY • WOMEN'S CENTER STAFF • CRAFT INSTRUCTOR • NURSING HOME VISITOR • FOOD PANTRY STOCKER • COMPUTER ADVISOR • DRUG ABUSE PRESENTER • RENOVATOR OF BUILD INGS • RECORD KEEPER • TUTOR "AT RISK" YOUTH • INTERVIEWER • PHONE FRIEND CAROL ENGBERG 553-2011 SCS DIRECTOR 8 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Not All Jobs Have To Be Boring And Mundane Most of us have dreamed of spending a month, a season, or a few years living and working in paradise. Whether you consider paradise to be the alpine mountains or the Rockies, the scenic shores of Hawaii, the frigid tundra of the Arctic, or the deck of a sleek cruise ship in the Caribbean, there are a plethora of exotic jobs available. Each year thousands of sleepy beach and mountain towns are transformed into bustling tourist meccas. As the number of tourists multiply, so does the demand for seasonal employees. Employees make the resort industry work. Without seasonal and long-term workers, the beaches, ski slopes, cruise ships, and resort hotelsw ould all have to close. In short, any Keys, from the Rocky Mountains to the Hamptons, and from Alaska to New Zealand are desperately seeking competent personnel. The recent shortage of resort and tourism employees makes it a job seeker's market. Many resort town employers have raised salaries by 35% to 50% within the past year in an effort to attract the qualified help they need. Resort areas such as Cape Cod have established employer sponsored community organizations to advertise for seasonal resort employees. Even the ever popular Disneyland has begun to offer subsidized housing for summer employees in an effort to attract qualified applicants from around the country. Flipping hamburgers all day long may not seem like the ideal glamour job, but its a lot more fun when the grill is located in a luxury mountain ski resort, on a warm soft beach or on the deck of a cruise ship. vacation facility, no matter how beautiful, is only as good as its staff. If you have ever thought it would be fun to live in paradise, but didn't think you would be able to find a job or a place to live—think again! Resorts from Hawaii to theF lorida WHAT KINDS OF JOBS ARE AVAILABLE? You've seen them sitting on their lifeguardplatforms overlooking the beach. Perhaps you noticed them guiding a raft full of thrill seekers down a Whitewater river. They teach sailing and scuba diving. They organize beach parties aboard cruise ships. In the winter they whisk vacationers up ski slopes, teach them how to ski, and hopefully get them back down the mountain. They are the lucky few who hold jobs that ARE paradise! Flipping hamburgers all day long may not seem like the ideal glamour job, but its a lot more fun when the grill isl ocated in a luxury mountain ski resort,o n a warm soft beach or on the deck of a cruise ship. Large resort hotels and cru ise ships are similar to small cities, requiring everything from the front desk staff to food servers, from bartenders to housekeepers. These are the lucky MANY who hold jobs in paradise. Everyone dreams of holding such jobs. Most people simply don't know how to apply for such positions and figure they'd never get hired even if they did apply. Well dream again. UNUSUAL JOBS In addition to the usual assortment of typical resort jobs, many employers offer unusual and fun positions. For example. Dunk Island Australia Resort hires the usual assortment of bar and restaurant staff, housekeepers and front desk clerks. The island also hires entertainers, activities leaders, nurses, hairdressers, barge captains and even five farmers! Yes, Dunk Island actually hires farmers to run its own self-contained dairy and horse corral! Everyone knows that Disneyland hires attraction operators, ticket sellers, and maintenance staff, but did you know that the Magic Kingdom also has positions for kennel attendants, pony breeders, craftsmen, and fire fighters? Some companies are themselves exotic. JOBS IN PARADISE: The Definitive Guide to Exotic Jobs Everywhere (Harper & Row; 445 pages; $10.95), includes descripsome of the finestmountain scenery in Oregon. BARKER-EWING SCENIC FLOAT TRIPS—Based in Moose, Wyo., this official national park concessionaire operates rafting adventures through the Grand Tetons. THE REMARKABLES SKI AREA—For those who have al- If you have ever thought it would be fun to live in paradise, but didn't think you would be able to find a job or a place to live—think again! tions of over 200,000 exotic jobs from Vermont to the Virgin Islands and from Carter Lake, Wash, to Key West, Fla. The compendium of listings inJ OBS IN PARADISE includes: ATLANTIS SUBMARINES— For those who have always wanted to run silent and deep-Atlantis hires personnel for its fleet of underwater tourists submarines in Hawaii and the Caribbean. BALLOON AVIATION OF THE NAPA VALLEY—The ideal employer for anyone who dreams of soaring silently above the splendor of California's famous winemaking valley. HURRICANE CREEK LLAMAS— A unique firm which hires trip assistants to lead treks through Your summer could be even better than you had planned.... .with a membership at Southern Lakes Credit Union!! lyme., . cards!! Student loans!! MasterCard/Visa!! Sharedraft (Checking) accounts!! We're a full service community credit union just waiting for you to join our family!! SOUTHERN LAKES 5001 - 60th Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 5314 Phone 414 654-8628 Fax 414-654-3531 3000 - 80th Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 5314 Phone 414-694-1600 Fax 414-694-5546 CREDI T UNION 740 N. Wisconsin tlkhorn, Wisconsin 53121 Phone 414-723-4888 Fax 414-723-4988 ways wanted to spend their summers skiing, this New Zealand ski area offers unlimited snow from May through September. More routine listings in JOBS IN PARADISE tell you how to apply to work as a host at Disneyworld or as a tour guide on Cape Cod! HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES While it is true that jobs in paradise are highly sought after, they are not impossible to get. For starters, if you can swim, your local Red Cross office can certify you as a lifeguard in a few short weekends or evenings. With a Red Cross certificate you can lifeguard on beaches from Hawaii to Key West or the Jersey Shore. If you want to further increase your chances of landing a dream job, another few short Red Cross courses can earn you a CPR and advanced first aid certificate. Are you interested in a joble ading Whitewater rafting excursions? In many instances, that same Red Cross certificate is all you will need when sending in your application. Numerous rafting companies offer river guide courses and then offer jobs to the students who perform best in the course. Are you interested in spending a summer working for a scuba diving school in the Caribbean? There are countless diving companies, including a few who even hire personnel who have been scuba diving! BE REALISTIC ABOUT A SUMMER JOB En route to my various dream jobs, I left behind a mountain of rejection letters and unanswered applications. Friends have described how their attempts to find an ideal job led to lives of indensee Jobs, page 10, coL 4 _p!^r: Th,rHfYi,lijne 14 im- Heller Leaving UW-Parkside To Study Abroad by DAN CHIAPPETTA News Editor This fall semester Gwen Heller will be able to fulfill a dream she has been having and saving for the past five years. Heller, a UW-Parkside junior, will be studying in London, England for a semester. "Five years ago my cousin went and the pictures I saw really got to me. I've been saving since my junior year in high school. I feel really good about it." Heller is an English and international studies major at UWParkside with a minor in political science. "I'm interested in working in an embassy overseas or working for a news wireo r national magazine. Whatever I do I want it to have something to do with international theme, international flavor." Heller is involved with UWParkside's Student Community Service which is a student volunteer organization under Carol Engberg in the Career Center. She also spent a lot of time writing for the Ranger in which she was the assistant news editor. Heller will be staying and studying at the French Center in London which is owned by the French Administry of Education. She is going through a program provided by UW-Stevens Point, with about forty other students. Before starting her study she will be taking a three week tour of Europe. She will visit France, Italy, Austria, and West Germany. "I think I will gain a real appreciation for what I have here. I hear it's so much different I will appreciate home so much more," said Heller. I think I will learn a lot about Americans when I see them through the eyes of other cultures. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get to know other cultures." Leaving her family won't be easy for Heller. "We have traveled so much together and I love traveling with my family. Going to Europe, I'm going to see so many things that I want them to see too. I'm going to experience things that I wish they could be there to share with me," said Heller. "I'm going to be a good pen pal." Heller will be sharing her experiences in Europe with UWParkside as she will be sending Q0ino ACWSS the Shores the Ranger a weekly article. Heller ° . , . Gwen Heller is leaving UW-Parkside for a semester to study in England this fall. She has also been named the Ranegr's international editor while in the United Kingdom, faxing stories over every week starting September 4. leaves for Europe on August 28 and will return in December. Orientation Leaders Show Freshmen Survival by DAPHNE COOK UW-ParksideOrientationProgram, The position of summer orien- believe that orientation leaders are tation leader is not taken lightly at important, because they introduce the University of Wisconsin- the University and it's functions to Parkside. Steve McLaughlin, Dean new and incoming students, of Students, who coordinates the The orientation leaders serve as positive role models to students, help in advising and scheduling, and also help to alleviate nervousness among the students. Since undertaking a new experience such as college can promote fear and anxiety, the 1990 summer orientation leaders are determined to reduce this anxiety. This can be done by becoming a friend to the new students and making them feel comfortable. There are four two-day orientation sessions throughout the summer: June 28 - 29, July 26 - 27, August 9 -10, and August 22 - 23, and one non-traditional orientation session which will be held on see Leaders, page 10 col. 1 s¥ I I * I ISLAND WEST LIVE DISC JOCKEY 7 NIGHTS A WEEK LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ON WEEKENDS DANCING A T ITS BEST EXCELLENT LIGHTING IIIGH-TECH SOUND SPACIOUS DANCE FLOOR TUESDAYS - "TIPSY TUESDAY" $1.25 Rails • 75* Tappets All Nile Long! WEDNESDAYS - "EXOTIC DRINK NITE" Discounts on your favorite Exotic Drinks with "Crazy Roger" "RACINE'S BEST LADIES NITE" - Ladies enjoy 2 for 1 drink specials all ni le with "Jammin' Marty-Z"! JOIN "CRAZY ROGER" and the original "Island West Bull Contest" — It's Hot! THURSDAYS - FRIDAYS - I G501 WASHINGTON AVE. INSIDE PARADISE LANES WEST HWY. 20, RACINE ^ 886-5151 COME JOIN THE FUN RACINE'S "NEW" #1 HOT SPOT ISLAND WEST! 10 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Leaders photo by Don Prange Daphne Cook reviews plans with Diane Welsh Continued from page 9 August 11. These sessions will pre-advising, and campus life. Also include discussions of faculty included will be a campus tour and expectations, campus diversity, finally registration. SIGN UP NOW! BE PEEAR EDUCATOR 1) Campus resource people who coordinate and present general information on: alcohol related problems & other drug use, STD's, sexuality & sexual abuse 2) Students who promote responsible decisions about alcohol & sexuality 3) On-Campus/off-campus referral agents for resource people 4) Students who promote healthy lifestyles through on-campus activities & serve as a role model for healthy, positive living Applications available at: Student Health Services Molinaro D115 The 1990 summer orientation leaders staff consists of: Jared Brieske, Daphne Cook, Tina Gosey, Yolanda Jackson, Latesha Jude, Patrick Kochanski, LuAnn Nurmi, Chuck Petrach, Karen Pitsoulakis, Jodi Robison, and Craig Simpkins. These student were selected for their campus involvement, communicational skills, creative thoughts and ideas, and for their dedication to the University. They will create a comfortable and soothing atomsphere for the new and incoming students attending this summer's orientation sessions. They will share experiences with the students and answer any questions that they might have. For entertainment the orientation leaders have arranged to have a dance featuring a popular Parkside disc jockey. The dance would be a great opportunity to relax, meet other students, converse, and have lots of fun. This year's theme for Orientation is F.O.C.U.S. '90 which stands for "Freshman Orientation: a Commitment to Undergraduate Sucess." This is structured to provide the students with information to ease the transition to the university experience. Jobs Continued from page 8 tured slavery instead. Phil Friedman's summer job in a national park sounded ideal. The employment application promised clean living in the beautiful Sierras with plenty of time for hiking, rock climbing, fishing, and exploring. Instead, Phil found himself slaving over a hot grill for minimum wage while being forced to pay exorbitant rent to live in mandatory employee dormitories which were not suited for human occupation. He lasted six weeks. You can last longer and be a great deal happier than Phil. Know the facts about any job in paradise before you accept employment. While paradise can be beautiful, it is often very isolated. Before accepting a position, always confirm the specific duties, hours, pay, working conditions, regulations, and living conditions. Most of all, remember that a job in paradise is still a job. HOW TO APPLY No matter what job you want in paradise, most employers will be impressed with a professional cover letter and resume. The purpose of your cover letter is to introduce you to the employer. It serves to Liberal opportunities for liberal arts majors Whether you want a part-time job while you're still in school, or you're ready to pursue a promising career full-time, your chances are great with Hardee's, one of America's fastest growing restaurant chains. You'll join many career-smart college graduates and get thorough training, excellent pay and benefits, flexible hours, and outstanding growth potential. Apply now at: Hardee's of Bristol 7435 122nd Avenue (1-94 & Hwy 50) •Starting wage of $4.00 if over 18. •Meal Discounts. •Recruitment incentives. Hadeex. We're out to win you over.SM . Hardee's isan Equal Opportunity Employer tell the employer which specific job you seek and whether or not you will consider other positions if they are offered to you. Your cover letter should call attention to your relevant job skills and creatively emphasize how your skills will benefit your employer. Your cover letter creates the employer's first impression of you. A cover letter should always be neatly typed in a professional business format on good quality 8 1/2" x 11" white bonded paper. You want the letter to demonstrate in both form and style that you are a neat, organized, efficient and intelligent applicant. Never use fancy script styles; never use colored ink, and never, ever submit your cover letter on colored paper. As tempting as it might be to write on the funky fluorescent paper your college roommate gave you last Christmas, forget it! The letter should be attention getting, short and concise. Begin your letter by introducing yourself and stating the position for which you are applying. If you want to increase your chances of being hired, specify other positions you would consider. Next, your letter should specify the date you are able to start work and how long you are willing to commit yourself to that position. The more flexible you can be in your start and finish dates, the better your chances of being hired. You should always send a onepage, professional resume. The resume should highlight your education, work experience, special talents, unique skills, and community activities. Even if the employer asks you to fill out a special application form, attach your resume as well. You can almost never give a potential employer too much information. Finally, if you are applying for a job for which you are unable to personally interview, always send a photograph. The picture should be simple and professional. Dress conservatively and try to convey the "all American youth" image. With a little luck and persistence, anyone can land a dream job in paradise. Partially excerpted from JOBS IN PARADISE: The Definitive G uide to Exotic Jobs Everywhere (by Jeffrey Maltzman; Harper & Row; $10.95) with permission from the publisher. South African Student Starts Anew In U.S. By GWEN HELLER Internationa] Editor Imagine having to start'from scratch after already completing two years of college. To add to the frustration, you find yourself at a University on another continent! This is the scenario that UWParkside sophomore Abraham Makena, a political science major from Mamelodi, South Africa, is experiencing. A former full-time student and residence hall advisor at the University of Wiwatersrand in Johannesburg, Makena, 23, was actively involved in student politics, and the fight to end apartheid. A governing member of the Black Student Society, he moved up through the ranks to project officer in 1988. Police raids in the dormitories, student arrests, and government crackdowns of student protests were common occurrences at the university, known for its liberal policies. Prior to his position as president of South Africa, F.W. de Klerk was the minister of national education and training. He spearheaded government efforts to spy on student activities on college campuses. But the University of Wiwatersrand refused to comply, stating that students had the right to protest. Makena's grades slipped due to the lack of time he was able to contribute to homework. His campus was in a state of turmoil, and he found himself in the middle of it. Another blow came when the government cut subsidies to the universities by 20 percent. Makena was no longer able to count on the financial aid he had received his first two years of college. Makena needed to take action by deciding whether to study abroad, flee to a neighboring African nation and join the African National Congress at a military camp, or remain at the University of Wiwatersrand and be arrested, jailed, and perhaps killed. Therefore, in 1989, Makena returned to the United States to begin his studies at UW-Parkside. He had sampled American high school life in 1985-1986 as an exchange student at Horlick High School in Racine, so he was familiar with the neighboring university. Although UW-Parkside's population of 5,500 students is significantly smaller than 18,200 at the University of Wiwatersrand, Makena believes that UW-Parkside is an excellent school in many aspects. "I feel good about being here, and I have made many friends. I feel accepted," said Makena. Possessing an active spirit, Makena isa member oft he Paikside International Club and the Black Student Organization. He also hopes to expand his interests into the Parkside Student Government Organization next year. In addition to working in the UW-Parkside Union, Makena spent much of his freshman year participating in roundtable discussions describing the political developments in his see Makena, page 14, col. 3 % * Restaurant Ubiw/7ty 7/1 11:30a.m. to close Tues-Sun. Closed Mondays. 1700 Sheridan Rd. Kenosha, Wl 53140 Phone: 414-553-5514 Makena comes to UW-Parkside South African citizen Abraham Makena has left the turmoil of his country to become a student at UW-Parkside. 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Harbor Fest's non-stop schedule of entertainment features 25 concerts on three music stages. Contemporary jazz, acoustic rock, jazz/fusion, reggae, dixieland jazz, rock, top 40, rhythm & blues, cajun, blues, pop, Irishf olk, funk,z ydeco/ cajun, swing, and big band styles of music will be played. Bands appearing at Harbor Fest will be Oceans, Aurora, Gerard, Susan Julian Band, Eddie Butts, The Drovers, Bill Sargent, Untrained Laymen, Koko Taylor, Java, Capital Drive, Wayne Toups and Zydecajun, among others. Over 40 mouthwatering menu choices will be available from such local establishments as The Acropolis, Chi-Chi's, Gallery on the Lake, the Great House of Ribs, Infusino's Pizzeria, Lehmann's Bakery, Oh! Flannery's, Whey Chai Chinese Restaurant, Zack's Yogurt and three others. The Harbor Fest Market Place in Festival Hall will show many Fine artists and craftsmen from all around the Midwest. See the Frank Boucher Chevrolet's dazzling fireworks display from the festival grounds Friday night! The show will begin around 9:20 p.m., with a rain date of Sat., June 23. Programs for the children will be held on Sat., June 23 and Sun., June 24. Other attractions include costumed characters, storytelling, coloring contests, gymnastics demonstrations, science shows and an illusionist. Harbor Fest hours will be Fit, June 22: 5-11 p.m.; Sat., June 23, 11 a.m. -11 pm. ; andS un., June 24, noon - 8:30 p.m. Admission for the festival will be $3 if tickets are purchased in advance, $4 at the gate, S8 for a three-day pass; children 12 and under will be admitted free when accompanied by an adult and an early bird special of $2 admission for anyone arriving at the festival site on Friday from 5 - 5:30 p.m. and Saturday from noon - 2 p.m. Tickets can be purchased from The Farm Restaurant, Lee's Deli (both locations), Bank One, Four Mile Food & Liquor, Mainstream Music and Lange's Pharmacy in Racine, and Bank One in Kenosha. Other Events In Racine by DAWN MAILAND Entertainment Editor The arrival of summer means three full months ofe vents. Racine, known as thes howcase of Wisconsin's southern gateway, offers a unique blend of charm, tradition, culture and enticing attractions that fascinate, stimulate, educate and entertain its people. Sites and activities that reveal some of Racine's finest features include: the largest and most modem facilities on Lake Michigan, Racine's Reefpoint Marina; Festival Park; Zoological Parkg; olf courses; museums; antique shops; restaurants and Danish bakeries. Upcoming summer events for the city of Racine include the following: June 15-17: Bohemian Fest'90. This unique church festival includes Bohemian food and crafts, rides, entertainment by the "Pony Express" band, refreshments, a bake sale and Bingo. (Racine Lake Festival Paric, 5 Fifth St.) For more information, contact Mike Sucharda: 639-9093. June 15-17: Juneteenth Day Celebration. The annual celebration of the Emancipation Proclamation features sports, carnival rides, food, entertainment, speakers and the crowning of the "Juneteenth Day Queen and Court." (Dr. John Bryant Community Center & Roosevelt Park, 60121st St.) For details, call Morris S. Reece at 636-9235. June 15-17: YMCASportsfest Events will include tournaments in Softball, tennis, golf, soccer (adult & youth), volleyball, canoe races and special children's activities. Food and beverages will be available. (Island Park, Domanik Drive.) Contact Cheryl Buckley at 634- 1994. June 22-24: Fun Truckin' '90. Monster truck car crushing, mud drags, obstacle course racing, truck pulls, back-to-backpulls, precision pylon course racing, and truck show competition. (Great Lakes Dragaway, County Line Road, Union Grove - Racine County.) For information, call Broadway Bob at 462-5520. June22-24: Harbor Fest. There will be continuous live entertainment by local and regional artists on three stages featuring jazz, top 40, blues and ethnic music; children's theater and foods served by many local restaurants. Art exhibits, kite flying demonstrations, magicians and a craft show will also be present at the festival. (Racine Lake Festvi al Park, 5F ifth St.) For details, contact Curt Foreman at 633-FEST. June 27: Animal Crackers Jazz Series. The fourth year of the series will bring some of the finest jazz performers today to the Racine Zoological Gardens. (Racine Zoological Amphitheater, 2131N. Main St) Contact Jean Garbo at 636-6905 for other information. June 30: Fifth Annual Forth Fest Band Championships. The Field Show consists of 13 High School age marching bands from Wisconsin, Illinois, Minnesota, Indiana and Ohio. Competition will be in formation marching and musical presentation. (Horlick Field, 1648 N. Memorial Drive.) For details, contact Tefi Schrader at 534-3322. June 29-30: Racine Lake Air Show. Featuring the fabulous United States Air Force Thunderbirds, the air show will include a practice show on June 29th and the full air show on June 30th. Insee Racine, page 23, col. 1 Air Force Thunderbirds Again Appearing At Air Show by GENA C. CHECKI Asst. Feature Editor - Racine's lakefront will again provide the setting for the upcoming 1990 Racine on the Lake David Daniels. Scheduled to take place at noon on Friday, June 29 and at 12:30 p.m. on Saturday, June 30, this year's show will feature the Air Force Thunderbirds Precision The Air Force Lakefront Air Show. Sponsored by the Downtown Rotary Club of Racine, this year's show promises to be "special" and "financially bigger" than last year's show, according to the show co-chairman Thunderbirds Flying Team and the U.S. Army Golden Knights Parachute Team in addition to 18 other acts. There will also be flight demonstrations by theC onfederate Airforce asw ell see Air Show, page 23, col, £ ' 'H*;-Cv'rh>f t t'l f y> <?:i< I Ranger Thursday, June 14,J990_13 Fishing and Fun For All In Kenosha Kenosha Area Events by DAWN MAILAND Entertainment Editor During the summer, Kenosha's historic sites and events are in full swing. The National Register of Historic Places has registered three historic districts in Kenosha. The three areas include Third Avenue, Library Park and Civic Center. These three areas have a number of things in common. Among them are excellent examples of architecture; importance to the community and very interesting stories. In the Third Avenue area, historic places available to visit are Kemper Center, the Manor House, Gallery 124, Harmony Hall, and the Kenosha County Historical Soyou experience Congo River, you can explore Africa while playing 18 holeso f miniatureg olf at So utheastem Wisconsin's most exciting attraction. Then, complete your adventure and visit the new video game arcade. Summer hours are 10 a.m. to midnight daily. There are numerous places to go shopping. Nike Factory Store, Pershing Plaza, Friarswood Mall, the Factory Outlet Centre, Lakeside Marketplace, Mission Village and Simmons Plaza are just a few of the neighborhood malls, antique shops and spectialty stores available to visit For sports, there is the Kenosha Twins Baseball Club, whose sea- Kenosha's scenic lakeshore with lighthouse ciety Museum. The Library Park District features a mix of commerical, civic, social, and private uses, and each building is beautiful and significant in its own way. The Civic Square District includes Reuther High School, the Kenosha Public Museum, the Labor Building, County Courthouse and the U.S. Post Office. Kenosha has put forth an overwhelming commitment to the fine arts. Its performing groups and visual art displays compare favorably with any other in the country. Between the Kenosha Symphony Orchestra, the Sesquicentennial Band Shell, Kenosha Pops Band, Lakeside Players and the art galleries, anyone will be able to find something to occupy himself/herself this summer. For entertainment, one can visit the Congo River Golf & Exploration Co. on 1-94 andHwy. 50. While son runs through August. Forticket or schedule information, call 657- 7997. Southport Rigging and Total Cyclery of Kenosha are also available for those interested in waterlife or cycling. Fishing is another possibility for the sportsminded person. If none of the above seems to interest of the above seems to interest you, maybe the summer lineup for the Kenosha area will. The 1990 calendar of events for Kenosha is as follows: June 15-17,22-24: the annual celebration of Cohorama Fishing Derby will be taking place in Kennedy Park along the lake. June 15-16: Somers Day Family Festival will be hosted in the town of Somer. June 22-23: Celebration Days will take place in Pleasant Prairie. June 23-July 4: Star Spangled Kenosha Days - entertainment will Cohorama 1990 Offering Greatj Prizes and Entertainment by DAWN MAILAND Entertainment Editor One of the most well-known events on Kenosha's summer plans is Cohorama'90. This event, held every year, draws large crowds every day and night This year, Cohorama will be held from une 16 to June 24. A variety of events are planned for the eight days that the festival will run. Many contests, including the general contest and the shoreline prizes, will take place each day. A grand prize winner of the largest fish will be given out. 75 major prizes will be awarded for the 15 largest fish by weight in each of the five fish species categories. Holders of the regular $ 16 or family $26 tickets are eligible to win the $50 daily cash prizes awarded for the largest fish in each species category. 90wetline prizes will be drawn from fishermen's registrations awarded for the 15 largest fish by weight A grand prize winner for the shoreline contest will be announced. 50 major prizes will be awarded to the ten largest fish. Holders of the $8 shoreline ticket are eligible to win the $25 daily cash prizes awarded for the largest fish by weight in each of the ive species categories. For the non-fishing people out there, you can enjoy events lanned to match the themes for each night. Friday, June 15 is Sportsmans Night, and will host a amily fish fry and raffles from 5 m. on, a kids-a-rama and "Boppers" on the main stage. Saturday, June 16 has been termed Family Day. Special events have been planned for moms, dads and kids all day long, plus the kids-a-rama. There will be a family ravioli dinner and raffles starting at 5 p.m. "Orphan" will be performing on the main stage. On Sunday, June 17, the theme will be "Day in the Park." A kids amateur hour will be held from 1 -3 pan., along withth e kids-a-rama and "Pony Express" on the main stage. "Wave-Length," a contemporary jazz group consisting of Parkside students Jon Viola and Shawn Delacy, will play from 3-6 p.m. "Just Pickin," bluesgrass entertainment, will be performing from 11a.m. until 2p.m. From 3-6p.m. the contemporary jazz music group "Pat Crawford Sextet with Dave Kennedy on vocals" will perform. , "Encores," Dixieland music at i t s b e s t wi l l b e p l a y i n g f r o m 3 - 6 p . m . " W a v e - L e n g t h " f r o m 3 - 6 p.m., a family fish fry and raffles from 5 p.m., sky divers at 6 p.m., kids-a-rama and the "Class of '62 Dattilo" on the main stage from 6 - 9:45 p.m. Saturday, June 23 is known as Kid's Day. A Mauro balloon contest will be held al l day, a kid's dress-up bike parade from 12:30 - 1:30 p.m., the kid's amateur contest finals from 2-4 p.m., hot dog and soda special of $1 for kids and thekids-a-ramaallday. Also showing will be "Pat Crawfords sextet | with Dave Kennedy on vocals' from 3 - 6 p.m., a ravioli dinner | and raffle from 5 p.m. and the, "Chevelles" on the main stage from 6 - 9:45 p.m. The last day of Cohorama '901 has received the designated theme | of Family Day and Prize Awards. Events planned for this day are | the kids-a-ramaprize awards, Co- j horama prize awards, "Just Jazz,' a Chicago style jazz group performing from 1-3 p.m., food, beverages, raffles and entertainment Bingo will be held every Friday and Saturday from noon until 3 p.m. Family activities will include sky-diving demonstrations^ a bike parade, Deputy Friendly, Mauro auto balloon contes,t and a | fashion and style show. Prices for the dinners will be $5 per person for both the fish fry and ravioli dinners. If ordering j tickets through the mail, pleasej make the check payable to Cohorama '90 and send it to: Cohorama '90, P.O. Box 602, Kenosha, WI 53141. Cohorama '90 consists of two | weekends of pure enjoyment Take a few hours and drop in at j Cohorama, which is being held at | Kennedy Park along the lake. You j won't regret it! take place all over town. For details, call the Chamber of Commerce at 654-2165. June 30-Julyl: Beach Party at Pennoyer Park - food, sailboarding, entertainment and beach volleyball are just a few of the many activities going on during the Beach Party. July 1: Kenosha Civic Veterans Parade is one of the largest in the state. July 7: Great Lakes Band Championship - will take place atTremper High School. Hours are 9:30 am. to 3 p.m., and a final field show will take place from 6:30 to 10 pm. July 15: Art Fair in the Park - will be sponsored by the Kenosha Public Museum. Hours are from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. July 17: Ice Cream Social - Held at Kemper Center and sponsored by the Kenosha Band Boosters, ice cream, fresh pie and band concerts by the lake will be given. July 22: Festival of Arts and Flowers - will feature live entertainment and refreshments in the beautiful Lincoln Park botanical gardens. July 29: Picnic in the Park - A community-wide picnic with entertainment and family fun will be held in Petrifying Springs County Park. August 15-19: Kenosha County Fair - will be held at the fair grounds in Wilmot Features of the fair include exhibits, animals, rides, refreshments, entertainment every night and much, much more. For times, places or questions regarding any of the above summer events, contact the Kenosha Area Tourism Corporation at 55th Street, Kenosha, WI 53140 or call 654-7307. Although this is an incomplete list of all summer Kenosha events, it should give you a variety of events with which you can attend. 14 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Makena Ranger photo by Don Prange Watering The Flowers UW-Parkside grounds supervisor Karl Schroeder works on the flower bed outside the Communication Arts Building on a recent sunny day. THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSINPARKSIDE STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION, INC. Students Working For Students OPEN TO ALL STUDENTS HELP WANTED: Dedicated UW-Parkside students who want to contribute. (students must meet student life eligibility criteria) POSITIONS VACANT: Fall Senate seats (must serve internships). There are also many vacant seats available on the various university and faculty committees. CONTACT: Bill Horner or Chris Daniel at the PSGA office or phone 553-2244. Located in WLLC 139A, next to Coffee Shoppe. Continued from page 11 homeland, the release of jailed ANC leader Nelson Mandela, and his own insights on them. "It is important for me to share knowledge and my experiences of South Africa," Makena explained. "Some people do not have an understanding of what is going on over there. This is what I can do indirectly for the struggle (against apartheid). I can let people know of the injustices." When asked how Americans respond to him when they learn he is from South Africa, he said, "Special attention is focused on me because South Africa is a unique country with special problems. However, I think there is some ignorance among Americans regarding foreigners." After his eventual graduation from UW-Parkside, Makena anticipates law school and a degree that will allow him to return to South Africa to help in the country's reformation process. He misses his home and his family who he has not seen in a year, and plans to help finance his younger brother's and sister's educations. Makena hopes that the inevitable changes in the lives of South Africans will allow him to live and work in Johannesburg, the New York City of South Africa. Several months ago Makena would have stressed the need for tougher sanctions against South Africa by other world nations, but today he is more hesit ant in this regard. The ANC and the white South African government have shown signs that they are willin g to work together, and some of the exiles are being allowed to return to their homeland. Yet the state of emergency still remains in effect in «g£rseS «gt*rseS «gf«rg"'s 1990 FRI. JUN 15 SAT.JUN 16 FRI. JUN 29 SAT. 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Continuing Education is currently offering positions to interested students in working with various organizations in the Racine and Kenosha areas to lead discussions on a variety of educational topics. Initially, Continuing Education would like to reach local organizations such as nursing homes, local correction centers, hospitals, etc. This is the perfect opportunity to improve your human relation skills in addition to meeting new faces. Apply what you've learned in your courses and attain useful skills and experience that future employers will look for! For more information, call Greg at the Continuing Education Office at 653-2312. Natal province. Restrictions lay heavily on the media, and there are hundreds of thousands of homeless South Africans living in poverty. Organizations such as theU nited Nations Fund for Southern Africa and the Africa Fund were established to raise money to fight the destruction caused by apartheid. Makena urges Americans to support them as a way of supporting the abolition of apartheid. Makena left South Africa and his family when the politics and social reform were erupting with change. He remains committed to the struggle against apartheid and hopes to witness the beginning of a new era in his country. It is his hope that the societal changes will develop through a peaceful revolution, though many of South Africa's youth are taking more militant stances and discarding the peaceful strategies of Mandela and others. Bayuzick Receives Honorable Mention In Art Competition Dennis Bayuzick, associate professor of art at UW-Parkside, has been awarded an honorable mention (merchandise award) in the Fourth Annual Airbrush Excellence National Competition sponsored by Airbrush Action Magazine. Bayuzick's winning painting, titled "Secret S tage", will be on exhibit in early fall at the gallery of Airbrush Action; the painting is a symbolic still-life created totally in airbrushed acrylic. Along with the art of the other winners of this national competition, Bayuzick's work will be reproduced in the May- June issue of the magazine. Bayuzick will also be teaching a Basic Airbrush Workshop on June 30 at UW-Parkside, sponsored by Continuing Education. The workshop will be a hands-on introduction to the basic technical skills and aesthetic possibilities of airbrush painting for the beginner, covering both freehand and stencil application with acrylic media. For more information, call 553-2312. Bayuzick received his master of fine arts degree from the Ohio University School of Art in Athens, Ohio, and he has used the airbrush in his work for about fifteen years. He has exhibited in many regional and national exhibitions and is currently affiliated with Joy Horwich Gallery in Chicago. He has taught at UW- - Parkside since 1977. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY, JUNE 14,1990 SECTION B SPORTS WRAP A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE Jerrick named Mr. Long Ranger: Led team in 3 pt accuracy and was also named co- MVP along with SchrnMimm: Whhfier* 2B. Baseball Team Finishes at .500: Team's victory in first round short-lived as second round sees defeat. 3B. Dominic Delrose takes batting crown: .435 average egough to hold off Wiike as team bats .301. Lemmermann leads pitching staff with 3.25 ERA. Final stats. 4B. Topp deals in Tbpps: Campus collector making sport cards more than a hobby. SB. Tracy Burbach puts name on books: .708 slugging percentage is all-time, Ranger Softball highest. Claims career homerun mark as season's success sets multiple records. 7B. Softball wins despite loss: Duiuth knocks Women from playoffs, but team receives atlarge bid for nationals. 7B. Parkside Basketball League: student league to open play in September on Tuesday and Thursday nights. Sign-ups begin August 30th. •/••• •• \ •x';> - Women Rangers 4th In U.S. By Todd GOCT. RANC DIVING STAB: Merrisa Posig makes a diving attempt at a foul ball for Parkside's Softball team. By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor PENSICOLA, FL. - For the first time in eight trips to the National Tournament, the UWParkside Softball team was ranked other than eighth. As the sixth seed, Parkside went 3-2 at the tourney to finish fourth nationally in Pensicola, FL May, 16th the Rangers faced Bloomfield College from New Jersey. Pitcher Karen Livesey pitched four innings to giving up one first inning run for the win. Jane Esselman came in in the seventh for the save. Parkside was sparked by Wendy Sackman's two RBI performance and coasted to a 5-3 win. The next night Parkside faced Pacific Luthern University. In the bottom half of the first lead-off hitter Kim Vanderbush reached on a single, stole second and third and scored off Burbach's sacrifice fly to right The rest of the contest was deadlocked, as pitcher Karen Livesey shut out Luthern on four hits. Day three brought the Rangers their first loss as West Florida scored five runs on nine hits to the Ranger's two on four hits. Parkside stranded seven runners in the loss and advanced to the losers bracket. St Mary's of Texas was next in line for the Rangers as Parkside scored all of the games three runs in the bottom of the fourth inning. Pitcher Karen Livesey turned in another stellar performance, scattering five hits, going the distance once more for the 3-0 win. Parkside scored its runs on just two hits and fielding errors by St Mary's. In the final day of the tourney for Parkside, the Rangers once again met up with Pacific Luthern University who had clawed its way back through the losers bracket The game was scoreless until the bottom of the third inning when Luthern scored its lead off batter with a bunt and a single. Parkside answered in the fifth inning when Pam Hosp ledo ff with a walk and was sacrificed to second by pinch batter Jode Farber. She scored two outs later when see Nationals, next page Pitching Shortage Brings End Of Line For Ranger Baseball By TY WEBB Of The Sports Department The Parkside Rangers found out why you can't go very far in baseball without good pitching the hard way in the District 14 tournament as they were eliminated from play by the host, Viterbo, 11-4. In just their second game of the tourney, three Ranger hurlers surrendered 12 base hits, including a pair of home runs, tosp ell the end of their season. "You can't go very far, especially in tournament play, without see Elimination, p. 3B oo More Base ball Results, p. 3B Weather does little to slow golf team By JEFF REDDICK Asst Sports Editor The Parkside golf team had one of its most succesful spring seasons in 1990 as they placed no lower than third in any of their six tournaments. The team success can in no way be attributed to the weather which could only pass for see Golfers, p. 5B 2B Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Seniors Share MVP Honors Special To The Ranger The UW-Parkside Men's basketball team handed out their annual awards at a banquet on May 5th. Sharing honors as the team's Most Valuable Players was the Senior trio of Andy Schmidtmann, Rod Whittier, and Steve Jerrick. Schmidtmann, lead the team in scoring with a 14.2 ppg. Whittieraveraged 12.5 ppg., andJe rrick averaged 13.3 ppg. with 4.2 rebounds per game. In addition to MVP honors, Jerrick was also crowned Mr. Long Ranger, the award given to the highest three-point shooting percentage. On the year Jerrick connected on 74 of 162 attempts from behind the arc for a .456 percentage. Other awards which were handed out that evening went to freshman center Tihomir Juric, Most Improved Player, freshman gaurd TimCates, Mr. Ranger, and junior center Dan Lyons, Top Rebounder. Lyons was also handed the job of team captain for the 90- 91 season. Departure Of Bombers Means Its Back To Basics By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Well, Parkside Basketball fans, welcome to year 1 A.S. in Ranger basketball. Andrew Schmidtmann is gone, along with Rod Whittier, Steve Jerrick, and almost 62% of last year's offensive output. The past few years have brought us an offense built around the Outer Limits which, if not always successful, proved to be exciting at times. Whether it was done out of necessity because of Parkside's lack of depth in the front court, or because of the shooting talents of the "Triple threats", those days are gone. What direction will Parkside basketball take from here? The team on the flow for thirdyear coach, A1 Schiesser, will be one that was built by him and recruited for the most part by him. Most of the players who were recruited by former coach, Reese Johnson, are now gone, and Scheisser has a team that is his. Looking at the talent he has now, expectthe Rangers tob e more of a traditional team. The gimmicks are gone. The team does still have some Help, TJ!: The development of Parkside's inside game depends on June's continued improvement. MERRITT'S RUNNING CENTER SPECIALIST IN ATHLETIC FOOTWARE & CLOTHING FOOTWEAR FOR: long range threat Doug Burns hit 36 trifectas on the year, and averaged 7.1 ppg (points per game). Tim Cates showed some deep tosses. And 1989-90redshiit, Tom Parker, is rumored to have an itchy three-point trigger finger. But, unlike last year's team, the three-pointer will not be the only weapon at their disposal. 7-footer, Tihomir Juric, is one year smarter than last He showed some promising signs last year, and caused as much hope as he did frustration. If the duo of Juric and the teams only senior, Dan Lyons, can buckle things down inside at all, it will open up more of the Ranger offense. Mark Lauer and Jim Prey, a pair of versatile players, will see more court time with the frontcourt log jam now somewhat relieved. Both have the potential to score, and both can rebound. While this year's team will be very young, it appears to be one with good depth. Their schedule is again a tough one, but the size match-ups of this year's team will allow them to do more. With Parkside moving out of the Schmidtmann, Whittier, Jerrick era, it appears to be headed towards a more balanced attack. The key to this year will be the consistency of the younger players. While we will no longer be seeing the 20-plus three point attempts a game, don't expect Scheisser to forget about his favorite weapon of the past few years. But, this year's team need not rely on just the three pointer, and Parkside will look to the basics of basketball, showing that an inside game isn't just and game played under a roof. The era After Schmidtmann won't forgetthe three pointer. Guys like Burns, Cates, and Artie Pepelea wouldn't let that happen. But no longer will it be a means for survival. Welcome back to basic basketball, Parkside. * RUNNING * BASKETBALL * TENNIS * RACQUETBALL * * SOCCER * VOLLEYBALL * SOFTBALL * * AEROBIC DANCE * GOLF * WALKING * * SWIMWEAR * EKTELON RACQUETES & ACCESSORIES1 * X-C SKIES & EQUIPMENT * FOOTWEAR * Nike * Loto *Tiger * Avia *New Balance * Etonic * Brooks * Reebok * Pony * Converse * Saucony * Tretorn * Turntec * Bata * Mitre * Rocksport Casual * Le cog sportif CLQTHINQ * Dolfin * Sub 4 * Frank Shorter * Moving Comfort * New Balance * Marathon Her/Sir * Bill Rodgers * Nike Clothing * Hind-Wells * Property Of * Lifa * Arena Nationals: Rangers Break 8 Spell Continued from front page Vanderbush hit a double. In the top of the seventh, PLU forced another run, the winning run, across the plate when Burbach misplayed a hit to left field. The 2-1 loss wrapped up the game, tournament and season for the Rangers placing them fourth Nationally. Kearney College of Nebraska won the NAIA National Championship by defeating PLU in the championship game. ooRoad To Nationals, 7C ©©Season Records, 7C UW-PARKSIDE (DQACIIIIN© STAFF Mike Dewitt Linda Draft Rick Kilps Jim Koch Wendy Miller Ken Oberbrunner Terry Paulson Lucian Rosa A1 Schiesser Steve Stephens Women's X-Country Women's Track Women's Softball Men's Soccer Athletic Trainer Men's Wrestling Women's Basketball Men's Baseball Women's Volleyball Men's X-Country Men's Track Men's Basketball Golf OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK MasterCard and VISA Accepted 5200 Washington Avenue, Racine^ WI (In Washington Square) Ranger Thursday, June 14,1990 3B 1990 RANGER BASEBALL Elimination Viterbo Hitters Pounce On Ranger's Mistakes Continued from front page three or four good starters," said Parkside first baseman Jeff Reikowski. "We were already struggling in just our second contest of this thing." Jeff Konczal, coming into the contest with an impressive 2.84 ERA, but only a 2-4 record in 7 appearances was given the starting nod. It was only hiss econd starting assignment of the season though, as 17 of his 19 innings pitched in the regular season came in relief. He retired five of the first six batters he faced, but with two outs, Viterbo banged out four hits which led to three runs before catcher Damian Miller lined out to end the inning. After the Rangers responded with a pair of runs in the third, Viterbo struck again with two outs, this time via the bat of Dennis Skogen. He took a Konczal breaking ball and deposited it in the left field bleachers for a two-run blast W e were already struggling in just our second contest of this thing. - Jeff Reikowski to make it 5-2, Viterbo. "He (Konczal) didn't throw badly," said catcher Gary Fritsch. "When he made a mistake, though, it cost him." Viterbo hitters didn't have to be told twice to jump on those mistakes, banging out nine hits against Konczal by the sixth inning. By the time he departed, the Hawks had built an 8-3 lead, and Parkside's Steve Leonhard was on in relief. He fared no better, as Viterbo threw the knock out punch in the seventh. After the Rangers third error of the game put a runner at first with one away, Leonhard walked Mark Klonsinski. Pinchhitter, Andy Arenz, took an inside fastball and lined it over the right field fence to send Viterbo on its way to victory. Offensively, Parkside hitters managed 10 hits, but were unable to dispose of Craig Gralapp who was on the ropes several times in the game. In the first, Parkside had two on with two outs, but Gralapp got Brian Gauthier to fly out toe nd the inning. In the second, Armand Bonofiglio's lead-off triple was wasted. In the third, three singles and a walk produced only two runs, and in both the seventh and the eighth, Parkside had two on with one out and failed to score. By game's end, eleven Rangers were stranded, as Gralapp upped his record to 7-1. Parkside's missed opportunities and pitching shortage ended their season with the Rangers finishing with a 14-14 mark. For Viterbo, they move on to the semi finals of the tournament to face Marian College. UW-PARKSIDE AT VITERBO Parkside ab r h rbi Viterbo ab r h rbi Neese-ss 4 2 1 0 KoeIbl-2b 5 1 2 3 Klebesadel-rf 3 1 0 0 Lee-rf 4 0 4 2 Delrose-rf 4 1 2 0 Miller-c 4 0 0 0 Wilke-dh 4 0 2 2 Olbert-lb 4 0 1 1 Gauthier-lf 5 0 2 2 Korcer-ss 5 0 0 0 Bonofiglio-cf 5 0 1 0 Isensee-dh 4 2 1 0 Fritsch-c 3 0 0 0 Wright-ph 1 0 0 0 Dedrich-ph/c 0 0 0 0 Skogen-lf 5 2 2 2 Caccioppo-lb 4 0 2 0 Klonsinski-3b 2 3 0 0 Thompson-2b 3 0 0 0 Scheffler-cf 2 2 1 0 Rebro-2b 1 0 0 0 Arenz-ph 1 1 1 3 TOTALS 36 4 10 4 TOTALS 37 11 12 11 RANGERS 0 0 2 - 0 1 0 - 0 0 1 - 4 10 4 V-HAWKS 0 3 2 - 0 0 3 - 3 0 x - 11 12 1 Parkside IP H R ER BB SO Konczal (L) 51/3 9 8 6 2 4 Leonhard 12/3 2 3 2 2 0 Fenrick 1 1 0 0 0 1 Carthage IP H R ER BB so Gralapp (W) 8 10 4 4 5 3 Hutchings 1 0 0 0 0 1 "" E-Neese (2), Gauthier, Fritsch; Korcer. LOB~Parkside 11; Viterbo 8. 2B--Gauthier, Caccioppo; Lee. 3B~Bonofiglio. HR—Skogen, Arenz. SB—Lee, Isensee. DP-Parkside 0, Viterbo 1. HBP-Klonsinski (by Konczal). Parkside's Persistance Delivers In First Round Victory Of District Tournament By TY WEBB of the Sports Department LaCROSSE, WI. — Persistence pays. For seven innings against UW-Platteville, the Ranger offense frustrated itself, banging baseman Brian Gauthier. "We were out ten hits but managing only two hitting the ball hard, but right at runs. The key factor? Parkside hit people. It was just a matter of into three inning-ending double keeping at it, sooner or later, the plays, all with two men on. ball has to find a hole." "They're not called rally-kill- They started finding holes in ers for nothing," said Ranger third the eighth inning. Ron Wilke EARLY ARRIVAL: Parkside's Jack Klebesadel beats a throw home in the Ranger's six-run eighth. started the inning witha single, and with one out, Armand Bonofiglio singled up the middle. A walk to Gary Fritsch loaded the bases with Mike Caccioppo coming up. Back in the second inning, Caccioppo grounded into a twinkilling, but this time he took the age-old advice of Pee-Wee Reese to "Hit 4em where they ain't" and stroked a two run single, pulling the Rangers even at 4-4. Mark Thompson followed with a RBI single, and before the inning was over, the Rangers had turned a 4-2 deficit into a comfortable 8-4 lead. "It was getting frustrating, because we were knocking their starter all over the box," said Caccioppo. "We had him on the ropes a couple of times, especially in the fifth. It was about time we put him away." In the fifth, Parkside managed their first run of the ball game, but they needed four hits in the inning to do it. Thompson, Ken Neese, Jack Klebesadel, and Dom Delrose strung consecutive hits, but the output was just a single tally as see Persistance, p.4 1990 ^aseBatC KesuCts Opponent Us Them Indiana St 3 5 Indiana St 2 11 Indiana St. 6 21 William Penn 3 5 S.Dakota-Wess. 15 1 Northeastern 2 3 Northeastern 11 5 Ul-Chicago 3 4 Ul-Chicago 0 1 UW-Madison 5 10 UW-Madison 8 4 UW-Milwaukee 6 2 UW-Milwaukee 9 3 UW-Milwaukee 7 4 UW-Milwaukee 6 7 North Central 7 12 North Central 5 4 North Park .3 2 North Park 7 2 UW-Stvns Pt. 4 5 UW-Stvns Pt. 11 15 Carroll 11 2 Carroll 10 4 Carthage 11 5 Lewis 7 6 Lewis 6 23 UW-Pltvle 8 4 Viterbo 11 4 4B Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Stats tell story of 90' team In some cases, statistics can be misleading, but not in the case of this year's Ranger Baseball team. Hitting was not a problem, as the squad posted a .301 team batting average, ledby Freshman, Dom Delrose. After seeing limited playing time early in the season, Delrose's bat won him a spot in the outfield, and he moved into the number three spot in the order. Ron Wilke proved to be a formidable threat in Parkside's DH slot, batting fourth for the last half of the year. In 21 of the teams 28 games, Wilke led the club in RBIs and home runs, while bating .408. Ken Neese was also solid, leading the Rangers in triples, runs, hits, and doubles. Pitching, on the other hand, was not a pretty picture. Only three members of the staff were under five in ERA. As a group, they ended the year with a hefty 5.88 ERA. Jeff Lemmermann led the squad in innings pitched, wins, strikeouts, and ERA, while Dan Langendorf topped the team in saves. Ranger Baseball Statistics (FINAL) - Hitting- NAME G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K Ave DelRose 21 62 14 27 4 0 1 16 10 5 .435 Wilke 21 71 11 29 5 0 4 24 6 7 .408 Brielmaier 10 20 7 8 3 0 1 4 4 1 .400 Neese 28 100 28 36 12 5 3 20 13 7 .360 Klebesadel 28 91 23 31 7 1 2 20 21 15 .341 Caccioppo 21 50 13 17 3 1 1 2 6 5 .340 Dedrich 12 23 4 7 0 0 0 3 4 2 .304 Fritsch 22 53 14 15 3 0 1 6 17 9 .283 Thompson 20 59 14 16 2 0 2 11 6 7 .271 Gauthier 27 98 15 26 6 1 3 14 9 19 .265 Bonofiglio 25 88 17 23 6 1 3 15 4 19 .261 Reikowski 13 32 7 8 2 0 2 5 5 17 .250 Keller 19 41 6 10 1 0 0 6 12 7 .244 Rebro 17 39 7 7 0 0 0 4 3 11 .179 T. Bonofiglio 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 B. Hall 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 TOTALS: 28 830 180 250 54 9 23 151 120 131 .301 -Pitching- NAME W L S G IP H ER BB K ERA Lemmermann 5 1 0 10 52.67 48 19 21 46 3.25 Konczal 2 5 0 8 24.33 24 12 10 18 4.44 Langendorf 4 1 3 11 25.67 33 14 12 29 4.91 Kalinowski 0 1 0 7 20.67 18 12 20 10 5.23 Cates 0 0 0 7 10.33 13 7 6 4 6.10 Fennrick 0 1 0 8 28 36 22 21 22 7.07 Leonhard 3 3 1 11 29.67 39 28 11 14 8.49 Pluskota 0 2 0 4 7.33 17 15 8 1 18.41 Hagen 0 0 0 1 .33 3 1 0 0 27.00 TOTALS: 14 14 4 28 199 227 130 109 144 5.88 Persistence Lemmermann and Langendorf Move Rangers Past Platteville Continued from p. 3B Thompson was caught stealing after his hit,a nd one of the threed oubleplays ended the frame. Ranger starter, Jeff Lemmermann, kept them close after sah aky third inning. After giving up a lead-off double to the Pioneer's Steve Schmitt, Dave Nelson hit a slider over the wall in right-center to give Platteville a 2-0 lead. "I was still upset about the last batter after I was ahead of him, 0- 2. Gary (Fritsch) wanted a pitch on the outside part of the plate, but I put a fastball over the middle to Schmitt, then hung a pretty flat slider to Nelson." That flat slider was followed by a walk to the next hitter, but Lemmermann and Fritsch hooked up (Hi a twin-killing of their own as Lemmermann fanned Jim Foskett and Fritsch threw out Anthony Rossini. After that, Lemmermann held the Pioneers at bay, giving up only one run on three singles until the UW-PLATTEVILLE vs UW-PARKSIDE / was just in the right place at the right time. Those six runs made it easy to pitch the ninth. With a lead like that, I can go right at guys. - Dan Langendorf eighth when he was replaced by Dan Langendorf after an infield error led to Platteville's fourth run. Langendorf retired five of the final six hitters he faced, and received his fourth victory of the season after the Ranger eighth inning outburst "I'm just glad we got the win," added Langendorf after the game. "I was just in the right place at the right time. Those six runs made it easy to pitch the ninth. With a lead like that, I can go right at guys." Lemmermann, despite getting a no-decision, struck out eight and gave up just five hits in seven and one-third innings. In the six games which Langendorf and Lemmermann have worked together, Parkside is 5-1, with the only loss coming on a 3-2 decision in which Langendorf relieved Lemmermann after he had given up the third tally. Parkside's win, making them 15-14 on the season, moved them into the quarter final round of the single elimination Districtplayoffs, in which they will meet the tournament's host, Viterbo. Platteville ab r h rbi Parkside ab r h rbi Nelson-If 4 2 1 2 Neese-/ss 5 1 2 0 Rossini-cf 2 0 0 0 Klebesadel-lf 4 1 3 3 Foskett-dh 4 0 0 0 Delrose-rf 4 0 2 1 Handlen-3b 4 1 2 1 Wilke-dh 4 1 2 1 Slunmentz-c 3 0 1 0 Gauthier-lf 5 0 2 0 Hilker-rf 3 0 0 0 Bonofiglio-cf 4 1 1 0 Konishi-ss 3 0 0 0 Fritsch-c 3 1 1 0 Gritz-ph/ss 1 0 0 0 Caccioppo-lb 4 1 1 2 Jones-lb 4 0 0 0 Thompson-2b 3 2 2 1 Schmitt-2b 3 1 1 0 Rebro-2b 0 0 0 0 TOTALS 31 4 5 3 TOTALS 36 8 16 8 PIONEERS 0 0 2 - 0 1 0 - 0 1 0 _ _ 4 5 1 RANGERS 0 0 0 - 0 1 0 - 1 6 x 8 16 2 North Park IP H R ER BB SO McKeough(L) 7 11 5 4 4 ? Litefried 1/3 2 2 1 1 0 Denn 0 3 1 1 0 0 Nelson 2/3 0 0 0 0 0 Parkside IP H R ER BB so Lemmermann 7 1/3 5 3 4 8 Langendorf(W) 12/3 0 0 0 1 1 7 *-• ^*-• * IMUVTUIV u« x curvoiUv 7, / Schmitt; Klebesadel. HR—Nelson. SB-NONE. CS-Rossini; Thompson. DP- Platteville 3, Parkside 0. Ranger Thursday, June 14,1990 5B Fun By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Transport yourself back ten years or so, if you will, to the neighborhood you grew up in. It's a sunny, Saturday afternoon and you're walking back from the corner store with your friend who goes by the name of "Spike" With a mouthful of stick bubblegum and a bagful of baseball cards, you're trying to swing a deal to trade one oft hose three Ned Yost cards you just found for Spike's A1 Bumbry card. Spike won't go for it, so you agree to throw in Kurt Bevacqua card and a piece of gum. Ah! childhood memories. Well, the gum is still the same, but the stakes have changed, and it's no longer for kids only. Trading cards are back in a big way. "I was probably seven or eight when I started collecting cards," says UW-Parkside student Bill Topp. "I remember riding my bike to the corner drug store in Wauwatosa to buy packs of baseball cards at $0.15. At a recent card show, I just sold a Nolan Ryan rookie card (1968 Topps) for $850.00." Golfers Topp has been caught up in the recent surge in the collecting market for sports cards after collecting through grade school and some of high school. With all the new interest, Topp has taken his hobby one step further with Bill Topp's Sports Cards. "One year ago, that Nolan Ryan card would have been available for maybe $100 or $150," mentioned Topp about his recent sale at a card show. "It really can be a good investment, and really pay off if you do it smartly." Topp was introduced the the card business a few years backw hen the current owner of Sportsworld Investment Company, Tim Seeger, opened up shop on 122nd & North Ave. in Milwaukee. At the time, Topp helped with setting things up, and running errands for the fledgling business. Now, he helps by selling cards and merchandise at various card shows about the area virtually every weekend, and with his Milwaukee-based supplier, he has opened up a small business here on campus. "Rookie cards are almost always the most valuable card of any individual player," added Topp on Promising Spring Has Team "On Course" Continued from front page spring conditions at the North Pole. The team was able to put all of that behind them in their final meet of the season at Lake Arrowhead Country Club's Invitational. The day belonged to Parkside senior Todd Schapp who fired a 3 under par 69, leading the way to the Rangers third tournament win of the season. Schapp extended a streak started in die spring of '89, when then senior Dave Wente fired a 3 under par 69 in his final collegiate tourney. Head coach Steve Stephens was pleased with the addition to the streak adding, " Hopefully we can keep it going into next year." Schapp also received top medalist honors with teammate Steve Gerber taking the second spot with a 2 over par 74. Despite these two performances UW-Stevens Point almost managed to over take the Rangers on the final hole. On the eighteenth T his was one of our most productive springs in years. - Coach Steve Stevens hole Parkside was able to hold of the Pointers charge via two pars and two bogeys, securing the 388 to 389 victory. Placing third was UW-Whitewaterat396. The other three teams were virtual non-factors as UWEau Claire, UW-Plattville, and Mid State-Tech all finished above the high water mark of 420. Also helping the team on to victory was Mark Schneider, Tom Agazzi, Scott Brandt, and Scott Frasch. For the Spring schedule Parkside wound up with the three first place finishes, two seconds, and one third place finish. Stephens summed up the schedule, "This was one of our most productive springs in years." his trading tips. "I like to compare it to the stock market in ways. You must speculate on potential Hallof- Famers and really plan your strategies. Timeliness is also a big thing, if you can be smart and timely in your trading, you can generate some hefty returns." Recent prices of cards show proof of the big returns he speaks of. Take, for example, a 1986 box of Fleer Basketball cards. In their original year, you could go to a store and purchase a full box containing packs of cards for just $20.00. Today, that same box would go for upwards of around $2,000.00. "Something like an unopened box of cards can often be more valuable than a complete set People are willing to gamble on unopened boxes which could contain multiples of the more valuable cards. 1986 was the rookie year of Karl Malone, Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, and Patrick E wing, among others." Big profits have attracted a lot of people back to the collecting tables, and Topp's business here is beginning to show that interest, "Things started off slowly, but recently business has picked up. A lot of word-of-mouth 'advertising' has helped between my friends." While selling cards has been the biggest part of business so far, his door is always open for anyone who is looking to sell. "It's a good way for someone who finds cards at home to get some quick cash. RightnowI'm especially interested in a Jack Klebesadel rookie card, hard to come by." Added Topp, "Buying sets of cards is comparable to putting money in the bank. I've never heard of a set depreciating, as long as it's been taken care of. Some sets do better than others, and a lot depends on how the rookies do that year. The 1987 set with Jose Canseco, Will Clark, and Bo Jackson will obviously do better than the 1981 set which never did pan out." Of his current collection, he points out a rookie Walter Payton (1976 Topps—$300.00) and three Joe Montana rookie cards (1981 Topps—$200.00) as his most vaulable. "My favorite, though, besides the Buddy Biancalana collection, is a Robin Yount rookie (1975 Topps) worth about $200.00. He's always been my favorite player." "If your looking to buy or sell cards, give me ac all. If Id on't have it, I'll find someone that does." Interested parties can reach Bill Topp at.. TRADE Bill TOoppoprt ss ^Lj ards collectables & memorabilia a division of p sets SPORTSWORLD INVHTMfNTtCO • wax packs & boxes • supplies & posters • investment recommendation BILL TOPP Home 453-7663 School553-2807 Summer in Kenosha? Enjoy it more with great athletics & good times while you take care of your student body * Complete Fitness Center * Walleyball * 7 Racquetball Courts * Indoor walking Track * Aerobic Center * Luxury Locker Rooms * Medically Sound Fitness Programs * Sandpit Volleyball SOUTHPORT FITNESS AND RACQUET CLUB 7360 57th Avenue • Kenosha, Wisconsin 53142 IN AFFILIATION WITH ST. CATHERINE'S HOSPITAL special SUMMER student memberships $125.00 now thru September 15th 6B Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger * % 'TO A SPECIAL QROELP ORATSlLETES WMO COMPLETE® TSLEIR COLLEQIATE CARREERS TSlIS EASE REAR % Thanks for the memories! 1990 LADY RANGER SOFTBALL Silver Lining Appears Behind Duluth Cloud By TED McINTYRE . Asst Sports Editor With wins over UW-Green Bay andUW-Superior, the Parkside Rangers clinched the District 14 Softball title May 5. In the first inning of the opening game, Parksidedrew first blood with its lead-off batter, Kim Vanderbush. Vanderbushdrewawalk, stole second, and scored when clean-up hitter Laura Stock singled. Vanderbush scored again in the third when she reached second with a lead-off double, and was brought home by Burbach's double. Winning pitcher Karen Livesey kept Green Bay scoreless for a 3-0 victory. Inthenitecap, theRangersonly needed as ingle game toc apture the title by defeating UW-Superior for the second time in two days, 4-2. The game was a tight bat tle. In the first, both teams scored their leadoff batters. The second, third and fourth innings were scoreless. In the top of the fifth, Parkside scored when lead-off hitter Wendy Sackman doubled and went to third on a passed ball. With two out Superior's shortstop mishandled Kathy Livesey's hit allowing Sackman to score. The lead was short lived however with the Rangers allowing a run off two hits in the bottom half if the inning. The sixth also passed scoreless, but in the top of the seventh, Tammy Wright led-off with a bunt single. Sackman reached first on a mm UNDER COVER: Rachell Sielaff wins a foot race to cover third in the District Playoffs. bunt, moving Wright to second, with Pam Hosp at the plate, Wright muscued on a single and was thrown out trying to steal third. Hosp then attempted to drive the ball through the right side but the second baseman retired her while Sacman was unable to advance. Ranger third baseman Patti find maved Sackman and was safe on a groundball. With runners on the coners, Fink stole second before Livesey walked. Then with two out and the based loaded, Vanderbush hit a double to right center to score both Sackman and Fink before Sielaff grounded out to end the inning. The Yellow Jackets, did not score as Beth Hansen secured the win allowing two runs off six hits. Parkside advanced to host the Bi-District best two of three series at the Shane Rawley Sports Complex against Minnesota Duluth. The Rangers won the first contest but ended up losing two. Fortunately, despite the loss, Parkside advanced to the NAIA National Championship as the at-large team by virtue of its position in the final team rankings. In the opening game, Parkside faced Minnesota Duluth and pull ed out a victory in the bottom of the seventh. The first five inning were scoreless until Duluth scored in the top of the sixth. But the Rangers put together the winning runs in the bottom of the seventh when leadoff hitter Laura Stock reached on a single. Stock was sacrificed to second an Tammy Wright's drag bunt She then advanced to third on a wildp itch. Wendy Sackman drove in Stock stroking a home-run down the left field line lifting the Rangers to a 2-1 win. Karen Livesey recorded the win giving up nine hits. In the second game Parkside scored early but it was too much too soon as they dropped a 5-4 decision to Duluth. Parkside scored three indie top half of the first but pitcher Beth Hansen gave up three in the bottom half. In the Ranger half of the fourth, Pam Hosp scored after being bunted and singled in. The lead was short lived as the Bull-Dogs scored in their half of the sixth. Duluth scored again in the seventh on two singles. Beth Hansen took the loss, allowint five runs off twelve hits. Day two of the tourney was entirely rained out but the game waspostponed until Sunday. Again the Rangers lost a heart breaker, and more importantly, the automatic NAIA bid to the Daws by the final of 3-2. Duluth scored first in the top of the second with twoa nd Parkside promptly came back with two of their own in the third. Duluth scored the game-toumey winning run in the fifth on a bad throw to home by Vanderbush. A Ranger rally was cut shout in the seventh to end die game. Although Parkside lost the best of three series it advanced to the NAIA tourney with an at Iaige bid by posting the sixth best record in the Bi-District. 1990 Season One For The Record Books By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor The Women's 1990 season culminated with a fourth place finish at the NAIA Tournament. Along the way to a successful! 44- 15 record, the Rangers set several school season and career records. Left fielder Tracy Burbach single handebly eraced theP arkside hitting charts. Burbach shattered the season record slugging percentage of .563 set by Michele Zimmerman in 1988 by posting a .708 mark. Burbach also set the record for extra base hits at Parkside with 19 erasing Zimmerman's 1988 record of 14. She also knocked off Zimmerman's hame run record of five by chasing six over the fences this season. For her career records, Burbach set a new Parkside high of 12 career homers doubling the old record of six held by past Rangers. Wendy Sackman set the career record for extra base hits to 65 from the 31 she set last year. On the base paths first baseperson Kim Vanderbush obliterated the season and career records for stolen bases. Vanderbush stole 40 bases up 16 from the previous season and set the career record at Parkside with the total of 114. Vanderbush also set the post-season record for stolen bases with eight. On the Ranger hill, pitcher Karen Livesey became the first pitcher in Ranger history to win 20 games in a single season. Livesey won 21 in 90 and lost 6. She also set a career record for innings pitched in her career with 681.2. Ranger acolades continued when Burbach and Vanderbush were named First Team All-Ameri can. Center fielder Laura Stock was named Honorable mention to the All-American team, and Wendy Sackman was chosen for the National Tournament All-Tournament team. Seven players ended their careers as Rangers, graduating in May were Kim Vanderbush, Wendy Sackman, Tracy Burbach and Pam Hosp. Graduating in December of 90 will be Karen Livesey, Kathy Livesey, and Merisa Posig. 8B Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger IhaaBBaBBaHHBHBHBBBi I SAILBOARDS I RENTALS ! LESSONS 2 V*5) « $ Hwy. 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Green Bay Rd., 554-8556 • 3715 Douglas Ave.. 639-5353 ZION • 173 Plaza 1311 21st Street, 746-5350 PARKS IDE BASKET BALL LEAGUE B e g i n s P l a y S e p t . 2 5 t h Games on Tues. & Thurs. Nights S i g n - U p $ B e g i n A u g . -Organize tour Squad Now!- After Aug. 30th, Call: S53-22&7 'luesday Hhursckj . 50£ tappers *2.75 Etchers *2.75 Etchers I #1.00 Long Island IcedHea Hamu/Hh "Parkstdes 'deff Lemmerm ann 'Friday 4 Saturday Four favorite bOls.70s 460s ujrUi VJ&Qis -Paul Hyern VI Ladies Nite 2 for 1 All nite !!! ~ Jn C imeSmmL 370oQKc •nw 55i-9695 Racine Air Show Continued page 12 eluded will be multiple air craft demonstrations and the Golden Knights sky diving team. Also included in the program will be aerobatic performances featuring vintage aircraft Food and drink concessions will be available. (Festival Park/Pershing Park, 5 Fifth St.) Contact the Racine County Convention & Visitors Bureau at 634-3293 for more details. July 4: Fourth of July Parade & Fireworks Display. A full day of fun featuring Wisconsin's longest 4th of July parade, entertainment, carnival and fireworks. The parade will start at 9 a.m. with fireworks beginning at 9 p.m. (Main Street in Downtown Racine.) Call 634-3293. July 13-15: Kraut Festival. A three day salute to sauerkraut with carnival rides, music, clowns, Bingo, continuous entertainment and the world famous kraut eating contests for men, women and children. (Caledonia/Mt. Pleasant Memorial Park, 9614 County Trunk K, Franksville.) Contact Lyle Gustin at 886-4514 for more details. July 14-22: Salmon-A-Rama. The ten day festival will feature exhibits, entertainment, a variety of foods and the largest fishing contestonLakeMichigan. (Racine Lake Festival Park, 5F ifth St.) For more information, call Marilyn Murrack at 634-1931. quette Street Bridge - Harbor Area and Festival Paik.) Boat Parade will begin at 8:30 p.m. with the fireworks at 9:30 p.m. August 5: Men Who Cook Fair. This unique festival will feature some of the finest local cuisine that can be prepared by over 50 male personalities. Admission includes a sample of their delicious dishes. (Racine Festival Park, 5 Fifth St.) Contact Cynthia Bland or Ken Lumpkin at 636-1900. AugustS: Starving Artist Outdoor Art Fair. International juried Art Fair featuring local and regional artist willb e priced fore very budget Municipal Band concert will be given. (Gateway Technical College - Racine Campus, 1001 Main St.) For details, call Jeanne Rognlie at 634-1697. August 10-12: Fiesta On The Lakefront Mexican food (fajitas, tacos, nachos), Mexican beverages, traditional ethnic dancers, Bingo, authentic arts and crafts, Hispanic heritage exhibit mariachi and Latin American music. (Racine Festival Park, 5 Fifth St.) Contact Oscar Mireles at 384-3100 for more information. August 11-12: Fun-D-Fest. Live music every day, outside bingo, amusement rides, hourly raffle, smorgasboard dinner, white elephant rummage sale and youth and adult games. (St Edward's Church, Corner of West Blvd & Wright Ave.) Contact St Edward's Parish at 633-9794. August 11-12: Mid-America Siamese Club Cat Show. Judging will take place of all breeds of cats including household pets. Kittens will be available for sale. (Racine Festival Hall, 5 Fifth St.) For details, contact Sandra Kline at 544- 4051. August 12: Racine On The Lake Triathlon. Athletes 16 and over can compete in the main event the eighth annual race including a 500 yard swim, 18 mile bike race on city and county roads, and a 3.3 mile run. Both individual and relays competitions will be held. For more information, contact the Downtown Racine Corporation at 634-6002. August 12: Greater Racine Kennel Club 17th Annual Dog Show. All breed dog show with over 113 different breeds from all over the country showing in both conformation and obedience. Show also features vendors selling various dog products. (Pershing Park, Pershing Drive.) Contact Patricia Darling at 633-2983. August 16-19: In-Water Boat Show. The Midwest's most important boat show. Over five hundred 1991 model year boats of all types and sizes, from sailboats to motor yachts on display in water and on land, a wide variey of marine accessories and services, plus free sailing lessons. Salmon Unlimited will serve a tasty menu of brats, burgers, beer and sofdt rinks. (Festival Park, 5 Fifth St. and Reefpoint Marina, 2 Fourth Street Causeway.) For details, call Ben Wold at 836-4740. September 1: Main Street OktoberfesL Oktoberfest is a familyoriented street festival complete with ethnic food, four stages of continuous entertainment featuring music, jugglers, dancers, animals and more. Hours are noon to 5 p.m. September 1: Racine Night at the Brewers vs. Baltimore Orioles. Money raised from local ticket sales benefit local youth sports organizations. Game time is 7:30 p.m. For details, contact Scott Piemeisl at 637-9101. (Milwaukee County Stadium.) September 1-3: Labor Day Weekend Spectacular. Jetrocket wheelstanders, prostock and funny car nationals. Other special events include monster trucks, cars and motorcycle jumping and car crashing. For more details, contact Broadway Bob at 462-5520. There are many more events this summer than can beli sted here, but this will give you an idea of what's going on in Racine this summer. Continued from page 12 as fly-bys of various experimental aircraft as early as 10 a.m. Both shows will be approximately 3-1/2 to four hours long. There will be no rain date. In addition to the Air Force Thunderbirds and the US. . Army Golden Knights, other highlights will include such military aircraft as the U.S. Navy F-14 Tomcat and F-18 Homet, and the U.S. Air Force T-37 and T - 38. An AV-8B Harrier II, which can hover in air and take off without a runway, will perform various tactical maneuvers. Also featured in this year's show are Team America and Taylor Craft who will perform precision aerial maneuvers. Aerobatic stunt flyers Patty Wagstaff and Dave Darcy will also demonstrate their aerial talents. Darcy will be flying a Bucker Jungmeister and a Super Stearman. TheBucker Jungmeister was flown in the 1936 Olympics. An estimated crowd of 500,000 is expected to line the lakefront, whether on land or boats, to watch the show. Todeal with size crowd, people are encouraged to use other modes of transportation such as city buses or bicycles. The YMCA willp rovide a bicycle parking corral for a nominal fee. Daniels emphasizes the importance of arriving early as itw ill afford you the best possible view. The air show will be simulcast on WRJN. July 27-29: Italian Fest. Ethnic celebration with entertainment, Italian foods, arts and crafts, music and continuous raffles. A Catholic Mass will be held on Sunday. (Racine Festival Park, 5 Fifth St.) Call Ben Yanzito at 886-3610 for other details. July 25-29: Racine County Fair. Family oriented fair with exhibits, midway carnival, free grandstand entertainment every evening, exhibits, livestock auction, numerous food booths, dining hall and special children's activities. (Racine County Fair Grounds, Highway 11, Union Grove R- acine County.) CallDonTubmanat878- 4466. August 4: Venetian Nights. Colorfully lit and decorated boats will float down the river and around harbor area. Fireworks will follow the boat parade. Downtown Rotary will be hosting food and activities at Festival Park, and there will be a municipal band concert. (fcVsfcver - .beginning at Mar24 Thursday. June 14,1990 Ranger UW-Parkside Union: For All Students Union Trying to Keep Prices Reasonable For Students, Faculty Students Searching For Jobs Can Look To The Union .:-v v ( idy served students ; . :• ' . • . • " • • ' ' • . . . . : : • Ti m t j r > > * - :: •. . positions may even be-iiid to-ictcis-: job types at varying hours both day and evenm& Food setvtoe- has ||i^||i|i|piop; counter worke^i: person- i upkeep workers. ; i; chia Theatre Concessions, and the :l|||!l!l|Il;iina:Wg&M !!ltl§l . . : . • ' . • . : : sclerfcsftypists, bookkeepers ami Union student workers are paid - " ' ; : . ' • . : .. '. . ." .: ' ' :• .: ; .: V . '. .' . . " ; . .. '... • : .• : ' - : • " • " • ' / ': \ > .; ;;•/••:;•: • ; , . .: . : ; • . •' • •. • ' •::• . . . • • ; • : • . ' • . : ' . ' . . ' : • . ' . . ' . ' • - : ' . ' . . . . . : . • . • • '•:. . : • ./ • •:. •: • •: SBi^ " ' ' . . V' ., •. ' •. '. • :: '•• .: • ." . • • • ...' " . '• • ' - '. " ' : • -ahte- i Other Functions The Union Does On Campus Whether its aquestion thatneeds answering, a location that need s directing to, or a confusion that needs straightening out, chances are the Campus Information Center is a good place to turn to. Located in the Parkside Union Bazaar (main lobby area), the Info Center operates daily from 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Its purpose is to provide general campus information not only to guests, but to students and staff as well. In addition to having information on most campus services, offices and departments, it also provides a variety of its own services. Among the things to be found at the Information Center desk are: * University literature and brochures * Class location and information * Class cancellations * Ticket Sales for campus events * Check cashing service * Evening and weekend taped phone message * Stamp Sales and postal drop * "Week-At-A-Glance" Calendar * Bus tokens, tickets, and passes * Notary public service * Operation identification (engraver use) * Lost and found During the year, the Info Center also provides one-time services such as special event registrations, reservations and others. For such activities it is prepared to handle MasterCard purchases to assist in customer convenience. When calling for information or for weekend and evening information on the code-a-phone recording, dial: 553- 2345. With ever yone possibly more aware than ev er of exactly how many dollars they have in their wallet or billfold, or how much change is in their pocket or purse, the price of potential purchases continues to grow in importance. Sellers of products and services are just as aware of this as are buyers, and the Parkside Un ion is no exception. How then are Union prices determined? Some background information must proceed a direct answer. A little known fact to many is that for the most part of the campus Union is a self-supporting operation not receiving general university funding or state tax support dollars. Its source for operating dollars, which exceeds one-half million dollars per year, is solely from student fees and earned revenues. When the Union first opened its doors, student fees represented 50% of its total budget. Presently fees support about one-third of the budget The remainder must then come from revenues, which brings the subject back to pricing. It is one of Union management's biggest challenges and concerns: How to develop hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue while not gouging student, staff and community customers. No one single method of price setting can be used for all Parkside THE PARKSIDE UNION RECREATION CENTER INVITES YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WEEKEND PASS FREE BOWLING TABLE TENNIS POOL TABLE SOCCER DARTS Only $25.00 Pass is valid on Saturdays, Noon - 7pm and Sundays, Noon - 10pm during Fall and Spring Semesters. To purchase a pass or for more information, stop by the Union office, Room 209, or call 553^2408. Union offered products and services. Each product and each service is looked at as an individual entity when prices are set, and a number of factors are considered. Among them are: what are the direct out-of-pocket costs involved in providing the product or se rvice? What are the other UW Campuses charging for it? What are area merchants charging for it? What volume business is expected from selling it, or providing it? What is the need factor for it? What is right or reasonable? For example, in pricing a quarter pound cheeseburger, Parkside Union management along with the food service director would first look at what it costs to put out the product; the cost of the 4 oz. hamburger patty, the 1/2 oz. slice of cheese, the single cut bun, an estimated average condiment use and the labor cost to prepare it. (Labor is actually applied as a set percentage figure over all preparation required fo od products). From a list supplied by the UW System Auxiliary Operation Analysis office, selling prices for a quarter pounder with cheese at the other twelve UW Campuses are examined. Similarly, prices at both Racine and Kenosha fast food chains are surveyed. These will give management an idea of what people are accustomed to paying. Considering all these things, plus the volume of 1/4 pound cheeseburgers sold at UW-Parkside, their contribution to total sales or potential profits, and the contracted University rebate applied to each sale, brings about agreement to an eventual selling price. Some food service items are highly profitable, while others barely break even. The former necessarily have to support the latter. When pricing candy, nuts, beer, wine, soda, room rentals, technical services, special physical set-up and other Union offered products and services, a similar process occurs. In each case prices aren ot seta rbitrarily, but rather with specific purpose, keeping in mind the overall role of the college Union...that being service to the campus community. Ranger Thursday, June 14, 1990 25 Festivals Keep Brewtown Alive By SUZANNE MAN WANO Feature Editor, park; aloug* t lto Milwaukee festivals intended for all people: illlli! , . ' : • , • • . y; : Septeiaber.ihG park II be opened to the public for several celebrations of different cultures. Start* wis host Fest&fiabana. A uthen« ated family recipes will be served* W&WM Iftom 12> i F e s t ; r n . n ) t K ! s from -"est wlueft is sponsored by Hie Milw?, i! ' • J ' "" U, 'f/ fcaiw/l Department, The Greater Milwaukee Pubhc Recreation Association* ; • . : / . : • • r : : : - : T : ^ : D 0 C T • • •' • ;. • ; • . • . " ; . ' ,>••,• . . :• ,•••,-,• • ' . ' • • . . • . ' |i|:p tlI and A ugust '24-26 will s end t he •'•••• • • • : • •• " ' • ' • : • be Indian Summer running from September 7-9f wd -wjfi include ' • . . ••:••• • : ^ . • . . • . ; . : . • : ' • ' ^ • : • : ; • and will benefit • : . •' . " :..•••• 800-827-FEST and retjuest more events. 21 great stores in a totally air conditioned mall. iter Washington Ave. (Hwy 20) & Ohio St., Racine FASHIONATION BIG DISCOUNTS OFF DEPARTMENT AND SPECIALTY STORE PRICES. SAVE UP TO 70% EVERYDAY. FORENZA-OUTBACK RED-HUNTERS RUN WESTGATE MALL 4901 WASHINGTON AVE. 632-3399 A Burning Issue For Summer The BOOK RACK WE BUY AND SELL USED PAPERBACKS NEW BOOKS USED BOOKS MAGAZINES COPIES STATIONERY CRAFTS WE CAN SPECIAL ORDER NEW BOOKS WESTGATE MALL 633-9380 wtmm SUMMER BEGINS AT ON MEMORIAL DAY AND ENDS LABOR DAY EXTENDED HOURS: Sunday-Thursday Open Till 8:30 Friday-Saturday Open Till 9:00 f^rjfy_£w^ -r-Mok* f"" •6-»y* hmmmm |j + +*-«c mat wr4s rf *• mycK—o J^OHSL\ma If you like cards with this kind of humoi; come in and browse our Shoebox display. You're not fat. SHOEBOX GREETINGS (A *'•"/ IWtfc dif!*4on of Hollmark) Sue's Hallmark (Westgate Mall) Ph< 632-7024 p • • • • • • • • • • • • • f• • • • • • • • • • • • • > < • • • • • 26 Thursday. June 14,1990 Ranger Summerfest Makes Milwaukee A Great Summertime City By SUZANNE MANTUANO Feature Editor Summerfest, the annual summer festival of activities and entertainment which is held along 70 acres of Milwaukee's lakeshore, is scheduled to open June 28 and run through July 8. In it's 23rd year of operation, Summerfest has become an ever popular attraction for people from many locations. The addition of the Marcus Amphitheater has only helped to push the revenues and attractions of the summer festival to an even higher plateau. The Marcus Amphitheater has hosted such names as Rod Stewart, Jackson Browne, and Bob Dylan, just to name a few.T his summer's line up proves to be just as exciting as those before it Acts scheduled to appear at the Marcus Ampitheater throughout S ummerfest include: Crosby, Stills, and Nash on June 28, Fleetwood Mac and Squeeze on June 29, and Depeche Mode and Nitzer Ebb on June 30. The beginning of July will begin with a performance on July 1 by Jerry Harrison , Tom Tom Club, Debra Harry, and The Ramones. July 2 will host Luther Vandross, and July 3 Anita Baker and Perri will be performing. Richard Marx will be on the Summerfest grounds on July4 performing at the Marcus Ampitheater, and on July 5 M.C. Hammer is scheduled tQjappear. Cher will be performing on July6 and Bruce Hornsby and The Range will be making their third appearance at the Marcus Amphitheater on July 7. The last show scheduled to be given during The Summerfest run at the Marcus Amphitheater is the B-52's with Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers. All shows begin at 7:30 p.m., however, reserved seating for some of the shows has been sold out Free concert hand stamps for non-reserved seating may be obtained starting at 11:30 a.m. on the day of a show at the gate adjacent to the Marcus Amphitheater box office to the first 14,000 persons. Aside from the many well known acts appearing at The Marcus Amphitheater, there are also many more locally or specialized artists performing on the smaller, more concentrated stages along the Summerfest grounds. The other stages that will be holding concerts throughout the summer festival include: the 93QFM Mainstream Rock Stage, the Big Band Ethnic Stage, the Lazer 103 Pepsi Comedy S tage, The BreezenS tage, and The UMVP Four Cord Blues Stage. Though Summerfest is known mostly for it's musical attractions, it has much more than that to offer. On June 10, Bob Uecker will host Uecker's Ride for the Arts which will benefit the United Arts Fund of Greater Milwaukee. June 15 will hostSenior.Day. Thisdaywill include a variety of activities and entertainment designed especially for seniors. The event is sponsored by the Sixty-Plus Senior Program. Also on June 15 -17 Summerfest will host Polish fest. There will be polka bands, folk dancing, and food and folk art native to Poland. The weekend of June 22 and 23 is when the Big Bar-B-Que weekend will take place. Party goers will enjoy a wide variety of BBQ foods and entertainment TheBig Bar-B-Que Weekend will also include the Big UW-System Alumni Reunion on Saturday. June 2d will also include a City of Festivals parade with each of Milwaukee's ethnic festivals represented with floats, displays, music and entertainment which takes place on the streets of downtown Milwaukee. On June 27, Summerfest will also be a part of the Great American Race. The Great American Race is a cross counrty race of antique cars. There will be a special pit area created for spectators to view the classic automobiles. Ticket price for a dayo f fun and entertainment on the Maier Festival Park grounds during the Summerfest celebration is $5.00 when tickets are purchased in advance and $6.00 at the gate. Children under 12 years of age, accompanied by an adult, get in free before 6:00 p.m. After 6:00 p.m., the cost is $.50. Remember, Summerfest isn't just for the music lover. For more information dial 1-800-827-FEST. M.C. Hammer performs on July 5 Appearing At The Marcus Amphitheater During The Fest Fleetwood Mac Appears on June 29 Ziggy Marly comes to Marcus on July 8 Ranger Thursday, June 14,1990.27 Students: The Reason For the University Student Activities Guides Student Lilc Provides Services vu - * ' - miii ' Stmfeftt Acfivifi&i - ii* Students Through Fun Times The Student Activities Office, located on the second floor of the Union building, believes that college life is notall studying and hard work. There is more to college life than that. They believe that social activities and campus involvement are very important to leading a satisfactory college life. The Student Activities Office offers many differentprograms that students are encouraged to become involved in. If you are interest ed in Hispanic Heritage, Sept. 15 - Oct 15 has been set aside as UWParkside's month to learn more about and celebrate Hispanic cultural achievements. If you feel strongly about women's issues and would lik e to help in c elebrating and promoting this issue, the Women's History Month Committee is for you. The Student Activities Office also has detailed information about over 40 different clubs on campus, that are always seeking new and interested members. If you have a general interest in any activity chances are the Student Activities Office has a club just for you. Beside monthly celebration and clubs, the Student Activities Office sponsors social, educational, and leadership development activities throughout the academic year. Some examples include: Alcohol Awareness Week, Welcome Week, RESEARCH INFORMATION Largest Library of Information in U.S.' all subjects Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COD 800-351-0222 IN CALIF. 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For more detailed information feel free to contact Diane Welsh, assistant director of student life and director of student activities at 553-2279 or Mary Ellen Wesley, student activities advisor at 553-2277. The staff would love to see you become "Very Involved at Parkside." >y SteveMcLaughliri lean of Students illBSKifif Residence Life : ' : . . . • ; ' ' . . . . V . faswiihdiverse studentcampusand : IThe Student Life area is dedi- • ; ' :• •• .' • • . '• • • "111:-' li§ ••• - • : . .. ' : .- ' : " • - ' ' ' . • ' well as stimulate social* mterper- . - :: '. '• - . . .-... [ whe re recognition, leadership, and : - • • - ' ' • ' I gram s, and services that meet the needs of theentire commumty. This is achieved through the following offices and programs: Student Health Services socialneedsof students; pre-school ables students to participate fully iiijlth a;v; r^ierral that, meet tbe residential and program needs of Its participants; in addition, leadership opportunities through attrdenf activities are actively promoted. Students Win Awards At Annual Banquet The eleventh annual Student Awards Banquet was held on May 4. The event is coordinated by the Student Activities Office to recognize the contributions of UWParkside students to campus life. The President's Award, which is presented by the leaders of the five major status organizations, was presented to Mara Beth Israel-Uebe and Craig Simpkins. The Distinguished Student Award, for outstanding service to university life through participation in extra-curricular activities, was presented to Simpkins. The Phil Pogrega Award, named in memory of a former PSG A president, was presented to Rhonda Brock, based on her overall contributions to campus life through a variety of activities. Dr. Barbara Shade, Dean of the School of Education, and Anthony Brown, director of the Center for see Awards, page 29, col. 1 Union Telephone Directory Building Services Union Director Bill Gossett 553-2692 Bill Niebu hr 553-2027 nformation Desk Student Life, Dean Lorraine Kiekhoefer 553-2345 Steve McLaughlin 553-2419 General Office 553-2294 Reservations rood Service Audrey Keehn 553-2294 huck Haun 553-2601 Rec Center Mike Menzhuber 553-2695 DO yOU with enjoy working children? Apply now for an exciting on-campus employment opportunity at the Child Care Center Applications are now being accepted for fall semester teaching postions Employment begins September 4,1990 Applications available at: UW-Parkside Child Care Center Phone: 553-2227 Summer Hours Monday through Friday 7:30 - 2:00 (Closed July 4th) Have a Great Summer! 28 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger Zenith Data Systems Higher Education Student/Faculty/Staff Purchase Program I: II 11 JL WMplK - r i tfrn ^1-%-V"> ' •fcP ~ V > 4. 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Also Included Is a detachable 48WHr NICad battery pack with overcharge protection; external 110/220V autosenslng AC adapter/charger unit; slots fo r Internal modem, memory expansion, and expansion chassis connector; and MS-DOS 3.3 PLUS. SUPERSPORT 286 with 20Mbyte hard drive now $2099.00 with 40Mbyte hard drive $2299.00 SUPERSPORT 286e with VGA compatable graphics and 20Mbyte hard drive now $2799.00 with VGA compatable graphics and 40Mbyte hard drive now $2999.00 •m •• M ' i t i t r j » . » »i » i • 4 ' •» * * » t • » t •m* i i * i j mmt Z-286 LP/12, 80286 SYSTEM 80286 processor, zero wait state, 1M byte base RAM (640K byte user memory, 256K byte EMS. and I28K byte slushware). Memory Is expandable to 6M byte of zero-walt-state memory on the system board with a total of 16M byte supported In the system. EMS version 4.0 Is supported In the hardware up to 2M byte of RAM can be conligured as EMS. The system Includes one 3.5" 1.4M byte floppy disk drive, two open 8/16- bit expansion slots, two serial ports, one parallel port, and VGA video with BIOS and register level compatibility of the EGA, CGA, MDA, and Hercules video standards. In addition, a battery backed-up realtime clock calendar, 60K byte PC/AT compatible ROM BIOS, an 80-watt 115/230 auto switching power supply, a 101-key keyboard, password protection, and MS-DOS 3.3 PLUS are Included with the system. — Z-286 LP/12Mhz with 20Mbyte hard drive now $1599.00 plus monitor Many other desktop models to choose from, ranging from 8088 systems to 80386,33 Mhz, 320 Mbyte hard drive systems with VGA monitors. Prices and Specifications subject to change without notice. For current prices or ordering information, contact Zenith Data Systems Campus Representative Ken Schuh at 553-2883 before Aug. 18 or 553-2838 after Aug. 18 ZENITH data systems amm Groupe Bull For more information stop by the ComputingSupport Center on the D-1 level of the Library - • • - j Ranger Thursday, June 14, 1990 29 Advising Center Place For Answers The Advising Center in lower Main Place of the Wyllie Library Learning Center, under the supervision of the director of advising, is the office in which academic advising is coordinated at UWParkside. Every degree-seeking student is assigned an academic advisor with whom he/she must consult before each spring and fall semester. The international student adviser and the academic actions officer are also located in the center. The academic actions officer is the person to see for permission to re-enter the university after being on drop status and for other academic actions. The Advising Counter isa service of the Advising Center. Here you can obtain academic information of all kinds. You can also declare your major, change your name, address, or adviser, and pick up add/drop, withdrawal, request for a degree summary, change of status, and many other forms, as well as BOK sheets, course schedules, closed class lists, and catalogs. Studentemployees are always happy to look up office and telephone numbers of faculty and staff for you, and to assist you in any other way they can. If you don't know where to go for what you need, this is the place to start. Jack Elmore is the director of the Advising Center. Campus Police UW-Parkside's First Line Of Defense The University of Wisconsin- Parkside has had sworn officers since its inception back in 1968. Each full-time police officer attends the police academy and is certified by the state of Wisconsin as a law enforcement officer with full arrest authority. The Campus Police Department also employs reserve police officers and xommunity service officers. The Campus Police and Public Safety Department offers a wide variety of services to the campus community. These services include key assists, jump starts, entry into locked vehicles and responding to medical emergencies, just to name a few. Awards Women's Center Expanding Continued from page 27 Educational and Cultural Advancement, received Advisor of the Year Awards. They served as advisors for the Black Student Organization. Emerging Leader Awards, presented to students who demonstrate outstanding leadership potential, were given to Gary Nephew, Latesha J ude, Kirsten Tenges, Tina Gosey, Edris Saldana, John Kadolf, Chris Daniel, Abraham Makena and Edilma Rodriguez. Individual organizations selected the following students to receive Distinguished Service Awards: Parkside Activities Board— Jenni Dreher, Franca Savaglio, Chuck Petrach Ranger— Dan Chiapetta, Simpkins Parkside Student Government Association— Nephew, Bill Horner Parkside Adult Student Alliance— Kathy Wakefield, Rick Pazera Student Organization Council— Steve Itzenhuiser, Bruce Ralston. The Parkside Women's Center was established in Fall, 1989 to provide educational programming, support, referral and advocacy for all women at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Students, faculty, and staff members will find that the Women's Center is "every women's place"—a safe place for women, regardless of race, age, affectional orientation or political beliefs. The center is also a place where women can work together dissolving barriers, rules and attitudes which deny women education, earning power or choices about their own lives. This is done through outreach programs, support groups, and one-to-one efforts. The center staff is made up of two student coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem, and volunteer students. Duringthe 1989-1990academic year, the Women's Center has sponsored or co-sponsored the following programs: Rape Awareness Week, a Pro-Life/Pro-Choice Debate, Women's History Month Activities, a Brown Bag Lunch series on women's issues, training programs, and support groups. Everyone is welcome to visit the Women's Center and participate in the programs it offers. The office is locatedo n the WLLCC oncourse. For more information, stop by or call 553-2170. Diane Welsh is the advisor for the Women's Center. Angelo Florist, Inc. a tradition in flowers since 1930 Phone (414) 654-0721 Simmons Park Plaza 7707 Sheridan Road Kenosha, WI 53140 COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP SPECIAL! 4 months for only $45. THE RACINE YMCA 725 LAKE AVENUE For Complete Info rmation Call: 634-1994 Today's YMCA, Feel The Difference Campus police officers are responsible for the protection of all persons and property on campus grounds and residence halls. The officers also enforce state statutes, administrative codes, and investigate crimes and suspicious activities. Campus police also enforce traffic laws and respond to vehicle accidents (Hi campus roads and surrounding county highways. Each officer is assigned a specialty. We have a crime preven tion officer, a court officer, an evidence technician officer, a fire safety officer, a department equipment maintenance officer and a firearms instructor. The department recently hired a special project officer who will be responsible for a survey on campus safety through environmental design. Each year we employ UWParkside students for the positions of reserve police officers and community service officers. We encourage all interested UWParkside students to apply for these positions. Applications may Be obtained at the Campus Police Department located in the east side of Tallent Hall. For more information contact Campus Police at 553- 2455. Sergeant Brian Ketterhagen is an officer with the UWParkside Campus Police and Public Safety. EI • DOMINO'S PIZZA JOB OPPORTUNITIES Part time job - Full time pay Domino's Pizza of Kenosha/Racine is now hiring delivery drivers and management trainees. "Great job for students." We offer. # $8-$ 12 Per hour earning potential - Drivers earn an hourly wage, mileage, plus tips. * Cash paidmonthiy-take home cash everytime you work. Drivers can bring home $50-$75 on one weekend night. # Flexible scheduling-we set our schedule to meet yours. • Employee discounts-50% off all our delicious pizza. # Advancement opportunities-85% of all Domino's pizza franchisess started as drivers. [Applicants must be 18, with own car, a safe driving record, plus proof of auto liability insurance. Apply in person at KENOSHA 2130-Washington RD 654-5070 8028-22nd Ave 652-1222 RACINE 3945-Erie ST 681-3030 1100 Washington Ave 634-2600 2308 lathrop Ave 554-9543 *w ;V- T * v*v .* •!$;: $ < rr. : r *#'3 5 J ( s f i 1,55 t-S It H 3/y"hursda^^ Residence Halls Not The Only Option For Housing The search foro ff campus housing can be hectic but if you ask "the right" questions your experience should be easy as well as painless. Start by looking around. Shop around, ask questions, read the lease, get all promises in writing, and never put money down unless you are ready to make a commitment Most houses or apartments vary greatly in price depending on size, condition, proximity to campus, and whether or not utilities are included. Generally, prices range from $200/ month to $600/ month. It is also helpful to carry along a notebook to jot notes down regarding the different units you visit. Your rental search should start one to two months prior to your ex pected occupancy date. If you start Ranger photo by Don Prange Steve Wallner (right), assistant director of housing, helps Karen Pitsoulakis find housing. earlier many landlords or rental agents will not be able to tell you what units they will have avaailble. Remember to look over a copy of the lease. Does the lease state who is responsible for what? Who pays the utilities? Can the leased be renewed? A factor which may also influence your decision about who to rent from is the attitude of the landlord or rental agent Good landlords/ agents are responsible, honest, and willing to answer questions. If a landlord/agent seems reluctant to answer important questions or makes a lot of promises about making repairs, you have reason to be cautious. By looking around, asking questions, jotting notes and reading all papers/leases thoroughly, your search for off campus housing should be easy and painless. Good luck. For further assistance regarding rental units in the Kenosha and Racine areas, or for your free guide, "UW-Parkside Off-Campus Housing Information," contact Steve Wallner, assistant director of residence life at the UW-Parkside housing office (553-2320). Steve Wallner is the assistant director of UW-Parkside housing. CECA Advances Needs Of Students Of Color ACADEMIC ADVISING SERVICES CECA (Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement) takes pride in the emphasis it places on academic advising. The focus of this emphasis lies in the great educative value of the advisors helping students tos et meaningful, selfdirected life/career goals. This is an ongoing, multifaceted communication exchange. Helping advisees is the foundation of CECA's dedication to the growth and development of the individual. These services of the center can only support and compliment efforts to obtain educational/life goals and insure the retention and graduation of students of color at UWParkside. CASHE PEER MENTORING PROGRAM CASHE stands for "Collective Approach to Success in Higher Education." This program started in the fall 1988 as an effort to improve the retention and graduation rates for students of color at UW-Parkside. Upperclass students who have demonstrated high achievement in the areas of math and English have been hired by the center to facilitate small group study session for students registered in English 090 and/or Math 015. The mentors meet with students in groups of eight to ten to help the students with any difficulties that they may encounter in these courses. TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS RECOGNITION BANQUET This banquet honors high academic achievers and graduating senior students of color. This event demonstrates that there are those who are notd oing so well that they, too, can achieve their goals. Public recognition is an incentive to those who are not recognized as well as those who are. The annual TCB Banquet takes place in the spring. The event features a guest speaker, dinner, and the presentation of awards. MINORITY ADMISSION REVIEW SUBCOMMITTEE (MARS) The MinorityAdmission Review Subcommittee was established in April 1988 by the Admissions Records and Information Subcommittee. Its purpose is to give minority applicants for admission to UW-Parksideadditional consideration. Minority students who don't meet the standard criteria for admission and don'tqualify for admission because of insuffisee CECA, page 33, col.l STUDENT MANAGERS Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit. Must be personable and have the ability to work with others. BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over the counter concession sales, check out and rental of recreation facilities/ equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling experience preferred, but not required. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. Applications available in Union, Room 209. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION FOR FALL SEMESTER Students must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.00. Applications for student manager positions must have a minimun cumulative GPA of 2.50. SETUP-/TEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of chairs, tables, etc., for dances, receptions, meetings, and special events. NO prior experience necessary, but applicants should be in good physicial condition. INFORMATION CENTER ATTENDANT Involves over-the-counter ticket, stamp, and bus ticket sales; check cashing, copy service, and providing general campus information to walk-up and telephone customers. Must be personable and outgoing. Cash register and cash handling experience preferred. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. r Hey UW-Parkside $$ Students! $$ The Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha needs your plasma and we'll pay you $10.00 for your donation. First time donors will also receive a $5.00 bonus with this coupon! Expires 9/01/90 I J * Earn up to $100.00 per month. * Help burn victims, shock victims and hemophiliacs. * M.D. supervised * Our equipment is used once and then discarded - absolutely safe * You will receive a free medical check-up 6212 - 22nd Ave. Kenosha, Wl 654-1366 Pre-Med Students, call about possible employment opportunities! Mon., Wed., Fri. 8:30-3:30 Tues., Thurs. 10:00-5:30 Ranger Thursday, June 14!_1990_31^ Substance Counseling Available M UW-Pfcrk$irfe Wp believe. if U important for students and pro* fessionals to work together. combat the problem. ADAPT addresses alcohol md '' . ' . ••''• • : : " f'. . ,ADAPT was proposed by a $te university community, Realizing that alcohol and other drug ' • ' : • '• ' ' • . ''••• • •' • ' •' • " " : "V • ' • yenfkKt program targeting#!! sa&» K • • ' • Parkxide is committed to redupof incidents that adversely affect dp!WMM0MM vastly J pro- TiO-:.- > • ; . r • CO'V.. :'V . T' ' g heir. j/or • •' <:!g along 'Aiiii < ic i!;r pus teiniVuvc^ : resp^pi|fi? |p}$$gi|| .;T . , JJlOtedt'.r •; v-V" ^ ipjpOit t :;i!lllli!!lii|i •r'MMMII:1 Si®ftfillll "• for students • • -, • . . • •• •" • •. .. •, , ,, . ; .. ; :•:• • •' Tn ~ r !,,1] cotin- Adult Children of Alcoholics • ' ' • ' ' '®: ' . , • •' • ' . : • •• • ' •: • . • : • : ' . ' .. Alcohol and Drug Education Croi'p. : >.• ' . . T " • . • ; Tng to chemical use, consequences Peer Educators jj • . • •: :. ...•/:•;••• ' •;•'; g; "g >• i' • • : ' • • ' ' • '•"••• ' • ' ^ • , • • . , • ,.•••• . • .•••. . :;::p^>j^e;;i^d^otd; heal tin' lifestyles " . . : ; / ' #1(11^ . • ••: •, ; '• : Student Health Services, MOLN . : . : " ,• ••••• . • - : , Be A Peer Educator Peer Educators is a newly developed program at UW-Parkside. We are looking for creative, caring students who will coordinate and present alcohol & drugs, STD's, sexuality and sexual abuse presentations. The types of presentations will vary from rehearsed skits and informal role playing to formal presentations on strictly factual information. Peer Educators will act as resource people and will promote healthy lifestyles through on campus activities and serve as role models for healthy, positive living. Eight Peer Educators will be selected to do presentations to students, coaches, professors, residence halls, and other special interest groups of any size. We are looking for a variety of talented students. If you haves kills in leadership, human relationships, mass media, theater, graphics arts or writing, consider being a part of a multi-disciplinary team of Peer Educators. Applications are available through the Student Health Center, Molinaro D115, stop in or call 553- 2366. Student Health Services Provides Services To UW-Parkside UW-Parkside Student Health Services, as an integral part of the university's educational experience, emphasizes maintaining optimal health so that students can complete their educational goals with a minimum of interruptions and enjoy their future lives in good health. All students are encouraged to visit the Health Center for any kind of health related matter. ELIGIBILITY - All enrolled students are eligible to use all the services. Students pay a required Student University Fee each semester. A portion of this segregated fee covers the cost of Health Services on campus. Pre-entrance physical exams are not provided by Health Services. S tudents should have this exam from their own physician. SERVICES - Appointments with a registered nurse are available by phone or by walk-in for treatment of minor illness or injuries. Physician services are available through Southeastern Family Practice Clinic located in Tallent Hall on campus. There isn o charge to see a physician when referred by the health nurse. However, there is a fee for laboratory, x-ray, and special procedures. Confidential medical recordsa re maintained on each student and regarded as privileged information. These records are controlled by strictpolicies to protect confidentiality. Information can only be released with written permission. Other services include; strep throat screening, blood pressure monitoring, mental health referrals, TB skin testing, contraceptive counseling, and pregnancy testing. All types of contraceptives are available for a minimal fee. HEALTH AND WELLNESS PROGRAMS - In addition to regular outpatientclinic services, Health Services promotes preventative health education through wellness programs. Consultation for individuals or programs are available on such topics as weight control, exercise, AIDS, alcohol use and abuse, sexuality, and stress. A Health Fair is sponsored each year providing health screenings and information. ALCOHOL AND OTHER DRUGS PROGRAM - Professional counseling is available to assist you in deciding if chemical use is having a negative effect on your life. Helpi s available for those concerned about someone else's chemical use. This service is free and confidential. Appointments can be made with our certified alcohol^ drug counselor. HOURS OF SERVICE - Open Monday through Friday 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. with evening hours until 6:30 p.m. on Mondays and Thursdays during the fall and spring Semesters. Summer hours are Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. INSURANCE - Information on medical insurance is available from Health Services for those students who are not covered by other insurance. This insurance plan is designed to protect you against high medical costs of accidents or illness requiring hospitalization. Sandy Reise is the director of Student Health Services. Financial Aid Office Helps With Money Woes If you have already applied for student financial aid to help with the cost of attending the Univ ersity of Wisconsin-Parkside this fall and you have completed the process as instructed by the Financial Aid Office, you are on your way to finding out if you will be eligible for student financial aid. Financial aid at UW-Parkside is in the form of grants (money that does not have to be paid back), loans (money that does have to be paid back), and work opportunities. But, if you have not completed the process or if you have not applied for financial aid it is not to late. The Financial Aid Office mails out award letters to those who have completed the process and are eligible for aid on an ongoing basis starting in June. An award letter informs the student exactly what kind of aid is available for the school year and any conditions that may go with aid. The award letter must be signed and returned to the Financial Aid Office within two weeks. When the award letter is returned, financial aid checks are Financial aid at UW-Parkside is in the form of grants, loans and work opportunities. Lloyd Mueller ordered. Financial aid is distributed by the Bursars Office located in Tallent Hall approximately one week before school starts. If your financial aid file is not complete, please make every efofrt to complete your file as soon as possible. If you have any quesotins about your financial aid file status please contact the Financial Aid Office. June 15,1990, is the deadline for fall 1990 financial aid applications. Students who apply after this date are considered late. Late filers cannot expect tor eceive a financial aid award letter or funds prior to the start of classes. Late filers may be eligible for financial aid but must make arrangements to pay their own educational costs by the first week of school. Short torn loans are not available to thosO who apply after June 15. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside does offer students a three payment installment plan to pay tuition and housing costs. Forty percent must be paid by the end of the first week of classes. This is handled through the Bursars office. You can still apply for financial aid at UW-Parkside. If eligible you will receive your financial aid during the semester. Please contact the Financial Aid Office located in Tallent Hall 284. Phone number is 553-2291. Lloyd Mueller is the program director for financial aid. i Career Center Not JFust For Seniors HOURS; Summer 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.tu.* Holiday through Friday Semester 8 a.m. * &30$> j& „ Monday through Friday 8 a.m* - 4:30pjtt« Tuesday* Wednesday, Friday STAFF: \ \ lo-Ann Goodyear, Director Bev BumelLC^eerDeyelopment Coordinator Carol Engberg* Volunteer Dtrec- : •: .. " Evelyn Tntesdeli* Program Assistant SERVICES: The Career Centeri s your center - all the resources and information yon need to plan your major, your Career* and to carry out your job search can be found inside, Q Meet witha eareer counselor to clarify your career goals* identify options for developing experience, and develop strategies for i putting career plans into action, j • Cotnein and meet SIGI-PLUS, ourcomputerized career guidance system designed to informatively steer you through the career planning process. Q Enroll in Career Planning and Exploration* 09-092, a two credit course designed to develop your abilities la self-assessment, career exploration, goal-setting, and decision- making, • Browse throughover400pxinted career resources* periodicals, and guides covering topics from choosing a major to choosing a graduate school, • Attend group earner information sessions or the Career Conversations series of workshops covering topics such as "Skifi-Birildfrig," "Choosing a Major," aGoaL ... .'. . ' • ' ' . plying to Graduate School , \ Q explore interests in. experiential opportunities such as internships or volunteer work* and formulate strategies to gain the experience you desire before you graduate! D Asa senior, participate In job search strategy workshops: ume-writing, interviewing* and identifying employers; establish a placement file for referral to prospective employers; meet with a counselor Individually to discuss your after-UW-Barkside plans. Support Services Assists Academic Needs Student Support Services is a special retention program in the office of Learning Assistance and Counseling for students who need academic support to achieve success at the college level. An emphasis of the program is to also have students learn about the university calendar, policies and procedures during their freshman year. Student Support Services began at UW-Parkside fall semester, 1987, and is funded by a three-year renewable grant from the U.S. Department of Education under a category commonly known as TRIO programs. TRIO programs date back to the post-civil rights era of the late 60's when they were established to promote educational opportunity for students from economically disadvantaged backgrounds. Eligible participants are typically first generation college students, physically impaired or from families whose income does not exceed federal guidelines. In 1989-90 approximately $85.4 million was awarded to over 700 colleges and universities in Student Support Services grants. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside received $300,000 for the 1987-90 period and has served almost 200 students in its first three years. Early results show that the retention rate for students participating in the program exceeds the national average, and that of the University at large. The intrusive advising and monitoring strategy used by Student Support Services staff prescribes an individual educational plan for each student scheduled over four semesters to improve academic capabilities, and to complete collegiate skills, BOK and other general university requirements. Students are expected to declare a major by the end of their sophomore year at which time a faculty adviser within the discipline is designated. To further ensure the retention of its participants, assistance is also provided in coordinating arrangements for financial aid, books, housing, child care, learning aids, adaptive equipment or other non-academic services. Efforts have paid off! Student Support Services was funded to assist 125 students during 1989-90, of which 109 or 87% are eligible to continue next year. In contrast, the number of students lost to transfer, withdrawal or academic drop (attrition) accounted for the difference, resulting in a rate of 13%. The academic performance of students in the program shows that 29% achieved a grade point average of 2.75 or better; 12 students made the Dean's List after the spring semester and another 16 had averages greater than 3.0. Finally, 74% of the 125 participants in Student Support Services were ing ood academic standing at the end of the 1989-90 school year, with cumulative grade point averages of at least 2.0. All freshman students admitted to UW-Parkside under prescriptive advising are assigned to a staff adviser. If you are interested in the Student Support Services program, applications are available in our office in Learning Assistance and Counseling, WLLC D-175. Students who are eligible to participate will be accepted as capacity permits. Pam Smith is director of Student Support Services. Learning Assistance Provides Tutoring And Testing The Learning Assistance Office offers a variety of services to all students at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. This office is staffed by reading, writing, and mathematics specialists, who direct and supervise the various academic services, including the Academic Resource Center and the academic skills courses. The Academic Resource Center (ARC), located in the lower FACTORY OUTLET CENTRE FACTORY OUTLET CENTRE RETAIL ! 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Math tutoring, ranging from algebra to calculus, is available either by appointment or on a drop-in basis. Also, in preparation for final exams, special math -Become- ERY NVOLVED fARKS!DE Contact the Student Activities Office Union 209, ext. 2278 review sessions are available. The Writing Center, also located in the lower level of the library, is available to assist students engaged in any writing task such as essays, research papers, formal papers, etc. Computer workshops are conveniently available for students throughout the semester in the Writing Center. The Academic Skills courses consists of math, reading, writing, and study skills. Depending on the placement testresults, students may be automatically placed into these courses, which offer both individual and cooperative group activities, reinforcing and enhancing student academic abilities. The math courses offer self-paced, individualized instruction. The reading courses provide students with a strategic approach to reading texts from a variety of disciplines. The writing course engages students in writing activities including the publication of a student anthology. Student success tips are presented and practiced in theS tudy Skills course to assure academic progress, the main goal of the Learning Assistance Office. Doris Nice is a math specialist for Learning Assistance and is also a math lecturer. •* ». 1 r/l "• ' •- t f ' gm £ Ranqer Thursd CECA Continued from page 30 cient placement scores in English, math and reading will typically be asked to submit additional information to demonstrate their potential for success at UW-Parkside. This may take the form of letters of recommendation, a student statement of purpose and an in-person interview with the subcommittee. The activities of the subcommittee are consistent with UW policy concerning minority student admissions. SCHOLARSHIPS, GRANTS, LOANS AND FELLOWSHIPS Minority Teacher Forgivable Loan Program (MTFL) The MTFL program is to provide financial incentives to prospective teachers who are members of designated minority groups (African Americans, Hispanic Americans, American Indians and Southeast Asians) and agree to teach in an approved school district meeting the MTFL program requirements. (The school districts are: Beloit, Racine, Madison, and Milwaukee Public Schools or in the Milwaukee area school district organized under Chapter 119 for the first four years after graduation and certification.) If you choose not to teach in one of these areas after graduation and certification, you will be expected to repay the full amount of your awards. This loan will not replace "need-based" grants for which the student is eligible. UMRG (LAWTON UNDERGRADUATE MINORITY RETENTION GRANT) This grant is used tos upplement other financial aid, with the intention of meeting the full financial need of qualified continuing minority applicants and/or reducing the amount of loans required to finance student education. All grant recipients must satisfy the specific criteria. The maximum a student will be granted in a single academic year is $2,000. EEESA TITLE H PROGRAM Scholarships will be awarded to minority students planning toenter the teaching profession in mathematics, science, computer science, and/or foreign language. Selection will be based upon demonstrated teaching potential. Scholarship amounts will range from $1000 - $2000depending upon the number of qualified applications and funds available. ADVANCED OPPORTUNITY PROGRAM MINORITY/DISADVANTAGED GRANTS (AOP) AOP grants are intended for African Americans, Hispanic Americans, American Indian and disadvantaged students. Awards to designated Southeast Asian students are made on a case-by-case basis. Both Wisconsin residents and non-residents students are eligible. Full-time and part-time graduate students are eligible. UW-PARKSIDE FOUNDATION SCHOLARSHIPS Entering minority (African Americans, Hispanic, Asian, or Native American) students; evidence of leadership and achievment in school or community; HSGPA of 3.0, ACT of 20 orb etter, orother evidence of potential for academic success. UW-Parkside Memorial Scholarship Either entering or continuing African-American student; minimum GPA of 3.0; involvement in school and/or community activities. McConnell-Robinson Scholarship African-American student Preference for those majoring in psychology, accounting, pharmacy or education. GPA of 2.5 or better. CULTURAL PROGRAMS National Hispanic Heritage Month. Celebrated September 15 through October 15. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Celebrated January 15. Black History Month. Celebrated in the month of February. Cinco De Mayo. Celebrated on May 5. For further information, we invite you to visit, write or call: Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement D194 WLLC 553-2731. Anthony Brown is the director for the Center Of Educational and Cultural Advancement. Personal Counseling Available For All Like other universities, UWParkside has free, confidential, personal counseling available to all of its students. The counseling services are available through the office of Counseling and Testing which is located in room D175 of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center and open Mondays and Thursdays from 7:45 am to 6:30 pm and other weekdays from 7:45 am to 4:30 pm. UW-Parkside students seek personal counseling for a variety of reasons ranging from personal development (such as help with improving assertiveness skills) to receiving assistance in resolving personal problems or making diffi cult decisions. In the past, UW-Parkside counselors have assisted students with the following problems: Q Stress • General anxiety • Test anxiety • Problems with roommates • Difficulty making decisions • Math anxiety • Lack of motivation • Lack of goals • Depression • Alcohol/drug abuse • Low self-esteem • Procrastination • Difficulty adjusting to college • Lack of assertiveness skills • Poor time Mmnagemcnt O Family disharmony • Boyfriend/girlfriend • Relationship problems If you experience any of these or other problems and would like to talk to a counselor, call 553- 2370 and ask for a one hour appointment with a personal counselor or make the appointment in person in WLLC D175. The Counseling office at UWParkside is staffed by two experienced professional counselors. One is Stu Rubner, the director, who received his PhD in Counseling and Guidance from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. The other counselor is Barbara Larson, a national certified counselor, who has a Master's degree in Educational Psychology with a concentration in Counseling and has certification in Reality Therapy. Any student with a personal concern or problem is encouraged to use the Counseling office. Don't let personal problems or concerns interfere with your academic success. Use the counseling services on campus! Barbara Larson and Stuart Rubner are counselors in the Learning Assistance Center, Child Care At UW-Parkside Park: ffcrs and school-age<i programming for and residents of the surrounding of Talient Hall, theceoter is a short - " • ' • : • • • . , . . : • • . . ' agency, the center's programs care centers and nufseryscbools. . ' . '• . • .. : • . . , , concept-1eacherslassisi children in developing their Own special llOisyriJp :|p| ||if|| llllif fi| i|i ||||; children grow to learn the value of - ;| • . : . •,:•••: • Ale- gftitivs children are offered ample oppor- • -i' |||| e'en. A • is • : . .. • • Chddren must be registered m -Pp9 Care Center; jptmdgihe academic until for c bsklreo from two weeks thru four yea* ge-i program fop children to age ten u held duringsummer session only Because program* eflllill Fees possible; * dtal available.' provide infc assistance child care Interested is eoiirag d i( 553-22-271* Sherry The the Child C - •yien uons irre proe- EO Llil-p.in, : affordable m; tves for finan- j rts are also ' staff are able to on financial other aspects of request. Parent? • Tt&rJ ihe center at tarn further Informs 1 $ di rector of Center. Scholarships Available For New And Continuing Students The University of Wisconsin- Parkside is committed to recognizing and rewarding its academically and artistically talented students. Last April, 101 scholarships were presented to new, entering and continuing students for the 1990-91 academic year. These scholarships, most of which stress leadership and academic/aesthetic achievement, averaged $1000, and includes many renewable scholarships. The total dollar awards for 1990-91 reached nearly $70,000— representing a significant increase over last year. Through rigorous fund-raising programs and the commitment and support of students, alumni, staff, faculty, and com munity colleagues and friends, theUniversity expects scholarships funds to continue to grow every year. While some scholarships are specialized, such as the Art Department Scholarships and the MolinaroPre-Medical Scholarship, every student who meets the minimum criteria (see below) is encouraged to apply. Applicants will automatically be considered for all general scholarships and all discipline- related scholarships if a m^Or area of study is listed on the application. WHO SHOULD APPLY? 1. Continuing, degree-seeking students with at least half-time status (reduced scholarship amounts for part-time students), and transfer students. 2. Students who have demonstrated academic excellence, artistic achievement or leadership in high school (or a previous college) with a minimum of a 3.25 grade point average. 3. Students who can demonstrate outstanding extracurricular involvement in school and/or the community. If you wish to be considered for a scholarship for the 1991-92 academic year, you may request an application (in November 1991) from the Office of Student Enrollment Services, located in Moln. Dlll.orcall (414) 553-2355. Cynthia Jensen is program* ming manager for Student En* rolhnent Services. 34 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger International Stuents Assisted By A rofessional Staff Here it is, mid-June, and things are just beginning to settle down (a little) in the International Stu- | dent Services Office. It's been a most rewarding year. Our thirtyfive international students have formed friendships that will last a lifetime, and have begun to make a noticeable difference in the ! personality of our school. In addition to juggling their class schedules and studies, they have participated in a number of extracumcular activities such as panel discussions; folk dancing; and international evenings consisting of ethnic foods, dancing, music, displays of clothing, art, and crafts. Many international students attend and participate in seminars on international topics offered both on and off campus. UW-Parkside has, over the years, become a culturally diverse university. This means that students, faculty, and staff from a wide range of social and ethnic backgrounds are enrolled, teach- | ing, or working on campus. In order to meet the needs of this group the office of International Student Services (ISS) was ! established and is currently housed in the Advising Center located on the lower level of Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning | Center (D-174.) International students especially are encouraged to stop by the ISS office and get acquainted with its director, Dr. Chelvadurai Manogaran and his assistant, Chris Kacmarcik, who is a UW-Parkside junior. The ISS office communicates regularly with international students who are considering attending the university and works with the university's admissions office to make sure all the immigration regulations are being observed and university requirements for admission are being met. During the school year the ISS office sponsors programs of interest not only to international students but also to the campus community and residents of the Racine- Kenosha area. These include social as well as educational activities. All international students are urged to work closely with Professor Manogaran and Chris as they plan their first semester of classes and to contact the ISS office anytime a problem, concern, or question arises with which they need assistance. The office is open from 8a.m. to 4:30p.m., Monday through Friday. The phone number is 414-553- 2600. Christine Kacmarcik is a student assistant for International Studies. Wyllie Library/Learning Center Making Changes To Improve Access In the last several years the Library/Learning Center has been moving from traditional paper'periodical indexes to CDROM (Compact Disk-Read Only Memory) indexes. In the coming year the L/LC will add several new CD-ROM products to its reference collection. These will include Compustat, a business database with financial information on over 10,000 publicly traded and research companies; General Science Index, providing access to journals in all areas of the sciences; National Newspaper Index, an index to news stories in a number of national newspapers, including four held by the L/LC; and WISCAT, a union catalog of over 1.4 million books and some journals held by many Wisconsin libraries. The Library/Learning Center already owns or subscribes to a wide array of CD-ROM products: The New Grolier Electronic Encyclopedia, a complete general- purpose encyclopedia; PsycLit, an index to journals and reports in all fields of psychology; Social Science Citation Index, an index to journals in all fields of the social sciences; ERIC, an index to journals, special reports and dissertations in education-related disciplines; Medline, an index to over 3,200 journals in all areas of medicine, nursing and health sciences; Business Periodicals Index, and Social Sciences Index, both in- Such technology would have seemed like science fiction ten years ago; ten years from now it will seem like a horse and buggy technology. Ed Meachen Pignottrs " IEHOURS: Open Mon. thru Sat. 9-9 Open Sunday 10-9 UWP Liquor Please use our products in moderation. CENTER OF THE WORLD LIQUOR 1585 - North 22nd Avenue - Phone 551-8020 * Convenient to UW-Parkside and the surrounding parks and Lake Michigan Complete selection of Liquors - Cold Beer - Wine - Wine Coolers 1/4 & 1/2 Barrels of Beer (Tappers & Ice) dexing hundreds of journals over the past several years; Academic Index, a general information index to journals whose subjects would be of interest to university students; and PC-SIG, a library of public domain software. CD-ROM technology is fairly expensive compared to traditional paper indexes. It requires a microcomputer, special computer card, connecting cables and compact disk player. In addition, subscriptions to CD-ROM databases are generally more expensive than subscriptions to paper indexes. So why would the L/LC invest in this technology? The answer to that question requires just a little knowledge about compact disk technology. A CD-ROM disk contains the equivalent of 1,600 floppy disks of digitalized information. The fact that you can get a complete 20 volume encyclopedia on one 5 1/4 inch disk indicates the tremendous storage potential of this technology. Such storage capabilities are especially attractive to libraries, one of whose functions is the warehousing of huge quantities of information. But more importantly, the use of lasers to "read" the information encoded on the compact disks combined with sophisticated search software allows users to search large databases much more rapidly and efficiently than was ever possible with paper indexes. And the information retrieved on CD-ROM can be downloaded to either a printer or a floppy disk. In the very near future, producers of compact disks will be reproducing the full text of journals on CD-ROM. For some research projects, then, students may be able to achieve "onestop shopping". That is^hey can come into the L/LC, sit at one terminal, look up their subject in the computer, get the articles they need from five or ten different journals, and print all of them without leaving the computer workstation. Such technology would have seemed like science fiction ten years ago; ten years from now it will seem like a horse and buggy technology. In the meantime, the Library/Learning Center staff will guide anyone with information needed through the use of any of our CD-ROM products. Stop by the Reference Desk and check out this powerful information retrieval technology. Ed Meachen is director of the Library. Planned Parenthood Clinics Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • Lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Clinic Racine Clinic (414) 654-0491 (414)634-2060 Ranger Thursday, June 14. 1990 35 annIoBuMnc es an enhancement to the PS/2. A high-speed loan. 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FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT YOUR IBM COLLEGIATE REP, CRAIG SIMPKINS AT: (414) 553-2287 OR 1-800-866-4772 •This offer is available only to qualifi ed students, faculty and staff who purchase IBM PS/2's through participating campus outlets. Orders are subject to availability. Prices are sub|ect to change and IBM may withdraw the offer at any time without written notice. ®IBM, Personal System/2, and PS/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation. ® IBM Corporation 1990. . . I'.'i'i tHYt i . Ti r.V.V.'.Vii .f'.L'V'. • 36 Thursday, June 14,1990 Ranger The Ranger would like to making our first Summer Issue a success. thank the following advertisers for Allstate Insurance Angelo's Florists Back I n Time Book Rack Brewmaster s Pub Chiam Cantonese Restaurant Cost Cutters Continuing Education Crisis Pregnancy Center Domino's Pizza Factory Outlet Center Fashionation George's Bar Hardee's Restaurant International Business Machines Corporation Julie's Fine Food Kir by Vacuum Cleaner's Manpower Temporary Services Merritt's Running Center Old Country Buffet Paradise Island West Pignotti's Center of the World Liquors Planned Parenthood Plasma Center Research Information Residence Life Southern Lakes Credit Union Southport Elite Fitness Southport Rigging Student Activities Office Student Health Services Sue's Hallmark UW-Parkside Child Care UW-Parkside Food Service UW-Parkside Student Government Assoc. UW-Parkside Union Westgate Mall YMCA Zenith Data Systems I would like to thank everyone at UWParkside including the Summer Staff of the Ranger. I appreciate the many long hours contributed to produce a Spectacular Summer Issue. Craig Simpkins Editor-in-Chief Continuing Education Office Offering Small Business Classes ..<• < « • i * Tn/,kni^nl ^ccdccmpnt Hpvplottftd BUSINESS FEASIBILITY The objective of this program is to help prospective business owners to determine the feasibility of their enterprise ideas. Participants will receive information to help them develop their ideas and make decisions. * Refine your business idea * Meet the essential requirements * Test your idea against vital constraints * Analyze to determine feasibility Presented on two separate dates: Monday, July 9 6:00 - 9:00 pm UW-Parkside OR Wednesday, August 22 5:30-8:30 pm Burlington Library Fee: $30 or twof rom one organization, $45. (Includes Feasibility Guidebook). Instructor: Patricia Duetsch MANAGING CUSTOMER RELATIONS This intensive one-day seminar is designed for any manager or executive who wants to improve his/her employees' service to customers. Whether you are in business, education or government you will learn: * How managers can reach customers * The analysis of customers expectations * How to link service and profits * Communicating a service vision * Giving support to customer service * How to achieve customer satisfaction * How to generate employee communication * Avoiding common service mistakes Monday, July 23 9:00 am - 4:00 pm Fee: $75 Instructor: Alan Scheffer DO-IT-YOURSELF MARKETING AND RESEARCH A practical "nuts and bolts" workshop for small and mediumsized businesses. Benefit from the same knowledge and techniques or used by successful businesses. Learn when and how to effectively conduct mail and telephone surveys, increase response rates, interview small groups and use information that already exists to increase market share..all on a shoestring budget! * Identifying and defining the problem •Measuring customer satisfaction * New product or service testing * Focus groups * Mailed product booklet * Mystery shopper * Brand and package shopper * Picking a location for success * Competitor intelligence Thursday, July 19 8:30 am -12:30 pm Fee: $45 Instructor. Patricia Oaklief HOW TO UNDERSTAND FINANCIAL STATEMENTS A basic course in understanding balance sheets and income statements and how to improve the format and effectiveness of these statements to you as a small business owner-manager. You can bring your financial statements to life by learning how to convert the" ho-hum" intoa most useful tool. This three morning seminar will offer you the opportunity to take full advantage of the valuable records of performance contained in your financial statements. Begins August 2 Thursdays, (3 sessions) 9:00 am -12 noon Fee: $125 Instructor: Robert Davidson .9 Continuing Education Units (CEUs) will be awarded COMMERCIALIZING YOUR NEW PRODUCT: CONCEPT TO MARKET INTRODUCTION Moving a new product from the concept stage into a successful market launch is not easy. To develop a new product from scratch takes an average of one to three years. Delays, skeptics and lack of resources are typical barriers. Designed for product champions, engineers, marketers and others involved in the process, this program offers knowledge gained by those who have done it * Idea generation and evaluation * Technical assessment developed business plan * Intellectual property protection: * Licensing patents, trademarks, copyrights, * Financing trade secrets * Management team * Disclosures and contracts structure * Knowing market potential is key * Product introduction * Design and prototype development * Pre-commercialization production * Life cycle extension Tuesday, August 14 8:30 am - 3:30 pm Fee: $80 Instructors: Chuck Sara and Eric Brown .6 (CEUs) will be awarded FULL PAYMENT MUST ACCOMPANY REGISTRATION Make check payable to the University of Wisconsin-Paricside. Use MasterCard/Visa to register by phone at (414) 553-2312. For information call (414) 553-2620 Mail to: UW - Parkside Continuing Education Office Wood Road - Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53141-2000'///.*' Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 30, June 14, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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