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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Gates to United Nations: We will crush you Issue Volume 29, issue 5 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document It you think this is real, seek professional help Gates to United Na.tions "We will crush vou!" APE Newswire Leagues of zealous microsoftians stormed across U.S borders Friday after Judge Jackson handed down his ruling. The U.5. military was caught unaware, and the microsoftians quickly took control of.the majority of the western seaboard. The Chief prosecutor in the landmark antitrust trial, John Lewis explained the situation. "It seems that Gates saw he was in trouble and secretly bought Canada a few months ago. Using Windows 2000: Mindcontrol Edition I", the evil overlord dominated the . Canadians and has been training them in elite military maneuvers and to use Windows 2000. Our intelligence indicates that the only reason they didn't attack sooner was that they had to keep reinstalling Windows 2000after constant crashes." Gates has set up his new empire on the ashes of the old Microsoft offices. New features include Windows 2000: Missile Defense Edition™, Windows 2000: Toxic Gas Edition TM, and Windows 2000: Torture Room of Extjeme Pain Edition™ among other ghastly 'editions.' Several attempts to infiltrate and neutralize Gates have failed. After securing this new territory, Gates flew to New York on the back of his mighty Mastermold robot to speak to the United Nations. "I am' Evil Overlord Bill, and 1 expect to be addressed as such," Gates said. "Your insolence will not be tolerated any longer, and 1 will take over the world. We will crush you. My dreams of squashing all competition and forcing computers users to exist on 64k of memory are at hand. Fear the 64k revolution!" Gates followed his speech with maniacal laughter and a note on the plug and pray capabilities of Windows 2000. American leaders were left in shock as Gates flew away riding his mighty robot. "We can't even mount a defense because all our computers had Windows 98 and they are all automatically updating via the internet to Windows 2000: World Domination Editionl"," said General Ed McKinley. Can America prevail and drive back this evil menace or will we all be forced to use eDOS (the e is for evil) and 64k of RAM? Sources say toplevel generals are in secret negotia tions with both the MacOS and Linux camps to put an end to the evil empire. As one Macintosh flyboy said, "we've been warning them for years that this was going to happen. Well now everyone knows the true evil of using Windows." New Executive parking spot in Main Place sparks controverSY, injury Jack Logan Chancellor Keating has sparked controversy with not only his new parking spot in Main Place, but also with his .horrendous driving. "It seemed as if he were aiming right for me," said and bruised and battered Jamie Freeman. "I started running when I saw the car coming and then wham, I was sprawled across the hood." A communications professor that asked to remain anonymous told the Strartger staff that he had asked for a budget increase the week before and "I was walking to class when 1 had the odd feeling that someone was following me, then 1 saw the car edge out from a side hallway and charge me at around 100 mph. 1barely jumped out of the way." He added, "Of course 1cancelled my request the next day. I'm not crazy." 8 ItroU think this iareal,"'k pro. feH1onalha1• ...... "anl/B In J Nitrous boosts performance, interest During the week of April 3, many students at Parkside reported feeling especially giddy and excited while they were in the main buildings of the schooL One student, Susan Arnold, explains "I was sitting in my Quantum Physics class and usually 1 just stare at the clock and try not to fall asleep, but for some reason, this week 1have found the class and the professor extremely interesting." This may not seem tike a bad thing. However, when 1,342similar cases were actually reported to university officials, the administration decided it was time to reveal the cause. The Director of Student Wellness on Campus, Dr. Reece held an informative meeting with concemed staff and students on Friday. Dr. Reece explained that, "I saw both the students and faculty just drooping. All the excitement was paying the price. Following recommendations from my staff, 1 decided to pump small amounts of nitrous oxide through the school's ventilation system for one week. Nitrous oxide is commonly used to make people . insensitive to pain, and many feel excited when they inhale it. This was a test to see what kind of results the gas would produce in our facility." After releasing his statement, Dr. Reece fielded numerous questions involving the safety of the gas and any long term effects it may have on the staff and students who inhale it. Dr. reece continually responded with Oswald Band 10 plav Main Evenl In a public relations coup, the PSGA has booked the world famous Oswald Band as the headliner for main Event. Fans describe their music as "just killer." Any CIA, cubans, mafia, n.w.o, illuminati, aliens, masons, or microsoftians that are looking for a patsy can contact Oswald at 262.555.5689 knowledgeable information that seemed to calm the crowd. Dr. Reece said, "I assure you that nitrous oxide is completely safe. Itis pleasant to inhale and it takes effect almost inunediately. It asia wears off rapidly, so soon after you stop inhaling it, you will begin to lose the feelingsthat the gas caused you to experience. The inhalation of the gas will not leave any lasting marks on the brain and will have no lingering effect." The positive result that the gas had on both the students and the faculty caused the administration to confront .the cost of the gas as compared to the benefits of long-term use. A.D. Mansfield, spokesperson for the administration, said, "We have all seen and felt the effects of the nitrous oxide on this university, but the price of the gas is steep and we will need to decide if the cost is worth the benefits." Many students and staff members who enjoy the effect of the gas believe that the benefits will greatly outweigh the cost. They mention the fact that the university will draw more students as word spreads and this means more incoming tuition. After hearing the statements by Dr. Reece, and the pleas from faculty members and students, the administration announced that they will continue with the research and make their final decision by the beginning of the fall 2000 semester. Graduate Nurses: Look to your Future, a future with endless possibilities, and a future with Aurora Health Care. Wisconsin's largest non-far-profit health care system Explore the VALUE of becoming an Aurora Nurse: • Job opportunities and growth in a variety of specialties/sites o. 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Box 343910 Milwaukee, WI 53234-3910 Nurse line: (414) 389-2602 Fax: (414) 671-8110 www.aurorahealthcare.org Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V We support a safe, healthy and drug free work environment through criminal background checks and pre-employment drug testing. Ityou think thi. 1Ir.al,seek proten1onal belp "ange New TOJline seeks to end stereotypes Leo Roberts I Christmas may be nine months away, but toy manufactures are already developing the next big thing. Gaytypes Inc., a newcomer to the toy biz, thinks it has the next Furby and wants to educate at the same time. "We want American kids and kids around the world to know the truth aboutbeing gay. These toys will allow children to interact with non-stereotyped gay males so that less hate occurs as they grow up," said CEO Rick Sherman. "Most people don't know this, but Barbie was based on a German sex doll. We are just following the same business model of showing the truth and hope to achieve the same success. Just as Barbie looks like a normal woman, our action figures represent the average gay male." When asked what the average gay male looks like Sherman pulled out his market research which appeared to be several gay porn mags. "Gay men have huge penises. I'm talking about 2-3 feet long. We represented that in our figures along with the fact that gay men don't like to wear much clothing." Other distinguishing features include being extremely museu" lar, a tendency to wear costumes, and having tattoos Sherman added. "Our purpose is to not only bridge the sex gap with knowledge and understanding. but also to bridge the racial gap. We have at least one action figure for each ethnic group. I think we'll steal the show this Christmas and continue to work to end all stereotypes," said Sherman. Gaytypes can be reached at www.gaytypes.com or by phone at 1.800.555.6895. New bands storm pop music scene Chris Jackson Introducing the new teen acts that will dominate the year 2000.Forget the Backstreet Boys. Forget N'Sync. Hell, forget98 Degrees. Here are the groups that will blaze up the charts this year. First on the list is lesTalent. This new quartet were brought together by faith and a manager who believes in their ability. Before they release their first album in June, they will be taking singing lessons. "It's a little rough around the edges. Oh hell, it's a lot rough around the edges! But, everything should be ready for the album," said their manager, "This was never about whether they can sing. The girls will never notice because we plan on having the guys take off their shirts during concerts. Why do you think we have them spend so much time in the gym? Any sign of a gut and we're screwed!" The other group is Higher Voices. This quartet from Orlando is known for their high voices, which amazed people considering that all the members are in their mid-twenties. But their manager, Rich Innis, says their high-pitched voices should be no secret. "It's simple. They had their testicles cut off. We asked them if they think it's worth it, and they said they had no problem with it because they really wanted to be rich. Pretty clever, wasn't it?" To make sure that each group makes it big. all the members of each group have also sold their souls to Satan in order to make it. "Hey that's why the teen groups like the Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, and N'Sync hit it big. Does anybody really think that they made it on talent?" said Innis. Each group also has it in the contracts to give 50 percent of their sales to top 40 radio stations in order to play their songs every hour on the hour for months. The Ranger newspaper is looking for qualified candidates to fill all paid positions for the Fall 2000 staff - Assistant Business Manager Photographers Spans Reporters News Reponers Editor-in-Chiel Assistant Editor Business Manager Valuable resume experience and a fun place to work .• ,,", '-11" 9 ...... 10 ~ eli .... ~ ~ "" j If 1011think this isreal, seek proi'ea1onal help Red Ruffinsore I've had it up to here with these whiners who complain about building million dollar sports stadiums with taxpayers money. What's a few hundred million dollars wheri our civic identity is on the line? Our very way of life as God-fearing, sports-loving fans is at stake here and all these people can think about is paying for education and feeding the hungry! Let's get our priorities straight, pe0- ple! We need big beautiful new sports and entertainment complexes to emphasize the fact that we are proud of the cities we call home and proud of the teams that represent us. Does it matter that most of the people who attend sporting events at inner city sports palaces don't live-s-and therefore don't pay taxes-in the cities that build these monstrosities. Hell no! How else can we bring those SUVs in from the suburbs? And does it matter that most of the players who play at these stadiums and most of the owners who rake in obscene profits from them don't live in the cities from which they profit? Get serious! Given the choice between Milwaukee in February and Key West in February which would you pick? Speaking of Milwaukee, doesn't it do your heart good to see Miller Park rising toward the sky once again? Just think of all those corporate luxury boxes and club seats that will filled with happy baseball fans in2001. Just think of the $6 hot dogs and $7 beers those fans will consume, and the $9 spaces the cheerful parking lot attendants will be squeezing their sport utes ,range into. So what if it will wind up costing us half a billion dollars? It's worth every blasted cent for the joy of the watching the Brewers stink up the National League Central. It's worth every penny to see that roof roll closed when the temperature plunges into the suoArctic range in April ... and May ... and June ... and August...and September (we won't talk about October because the Brewers haven't played a game in October since 1982). Now look at what the Packers want to do. They want to build civic pride in Green Bay with a multi-million dollar shopping and entertainment complex adjacent to Lambeau Field. God bless them! I personally can't wait to buy a $10 green and gold yogurt at TCBY! I know you can't wait either. Now if we weren't spending taxpayer money on sports stadiums, what would we be doing with that money? Letting the taxpayer keep it? Heck no! We'd be spending it on better schools, on programs that feed hungry kids, on meaningful job training. What fun is that? We need to take our lead from cities like Baltimore and Cleveland. When the Orioles needed a spiffy new stadium; when Art Modell oozed into town looking for a news stadium, did the city worry that its schools were falling apart? NO! It built stadiums! Nice ones, too. When Cleveland had a gun held to its head by Richard Jacobs who threatened to move the Indians elsewhere if he didn't get a stadium; when the Cavaliers insisted they needed a new stadium; when the NFL dangled an , Sports Commentary let's Get Our Priorities Straight! Disclaimer The Stranger section of this paper is not based on any factual evidence. It is intended for entertainment purposes and to make our five readers laugh. Just because the geese droppings look like tootsie rolls does not mean you should eat them. The Stranger disavows any knowledge of existence being real and likes to pretend that this is just a really bad dream. expansion football franchise before the city's dazzled eyes, did the city worry that its school were bankrupt? Nope! Nope! Nope! Stadiums and an arena were built right quick, baby! Now don't get me wrong. I'm' all for education. Without colleges, there would be no football bowl games. Without colleges, there would be no Final Four in basketball. Education is important to sports fans. But fancy stadiums that produce multiple revenue streams are important, too! Happy billionaire owners and happy millionaire players are important, too! We just have to get our priorities straight! Going Home for the Summer? UW-Baraboa/Sauk County UW-Ban'on COU1ly (Rice UIkel UW-R;x1d du Lac UW-Fox YalIey (Meoashal UW-Manilowoc UW-Marathon COU1ly (Wausau) Pick UP college credits. UW-Waukesha UW-Marinelle Earn collega cred~s this summer at a University ot Wisconsin two-year campus in or near your hometown. . 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Steroids the Future of pro sports Issue Volume 1, issue 1 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document March 31,2017 BEARLY NEWS Volume 1 I Issue 1 I 7 BEARLY NEWS! Please, bear with us here. Steroids the Future ro snorts HUNTER FRENCH frenc019@rangers. uwp. edu Steroids. Stimulants. Human growth hormone. These substances have received a bad wrap from the sports community over the years, mostly because of the unfair advantages they offer to their users over other athletes. A new trend in sports However, this trend is changing. We are living amidst a new sports revolution. Many athletes are proposing a new solution to the performance-enhancing drug (PED) stigma: since the drugs are illegal due to the unfair advantage they give their users, a new sports league will be created, one in which performance enhancing drug use is not only permitted, but is required. The 'roid renaissance Imagine the Olympics with zero restrictions on what athletes put in their bodies. 'Roided runners would put Usain Bolt to shame. Stimmed swimmers would turn Michael Phelps into a fish out of water. We like these people because they are the fastest and strongest human beings on the planet. A new Olympics with enhanced athletes would wipe the slate clean with new records (unless returning athletes conform to the new policy as well), as well as giving newcomers a shot at gold. "It's the morally sound thing to do" In light of these new developments in sportsmanship, many sports conglomerates are making statements in regard to this new decision. Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the National Football League (NFL) has recently said "I fully support this decision. The NFL will be the first league to require PEDs for all of its players. I believe that it's the morally sound thing to do. Humans are at the top of the food chain because we evolved above the rest of the animal kingdom. This is the next step in the evolution of football." Goodell also stated that the NFL guidelines have changed in other ways, such as the doubling of the length of the football field to accommodate for longer throw distances. Saving smaller sports Under this new league, footballers will experience bone-shattering tackles, and hockey fights will end in mass casualties. This boosts ratings for sporting events, COURTESY OF VIRGINIA COMMONWEATH UNIVERSITY LIBRARIES football has come a long way since its establishment w The future is now hich will increase the funding these sports get. Smaller sports will reap these benefits as well. Fencing matches will escalate to duels to the death. Bowling balls will destroy bowling alleys when thrown down the lane at 500 feet per second. Curling will actually become relevant... whatever curling actually is. As time continues to drone onward, many struggle to keep up with the times. Many will wonder if the decisions made in this day and age make any sense at all. I urge those of you who think this way to open your eyes and see the truth, which is this: performance enhancing drugs will save the world of sports. Trump Puts white house on the market WILLAPGAR apgarO01 @rangers. uwp. edu President Donald Trump announced this Tuesday that he is planning on selling the White House to the highest bidder. "1 prefer if the bidding is done with Ruble," said Trump, who seems to be favoring Russian bids over American. Buying the dairy state "I have plenty of money. So much money. More money than we can fit in the White House. Enough money to cover all of Wisconsin, twice. I could buy that state, you know. Paul Ryan is such a joke to the Republican Party, I bet I could buy his whole damn state and kick him out." Trump proved his claim true as he has now bought all public and private property in Wisconsin. All UW schools have now been forced to rename themTrump puts the white house up for auction. selves to University of Trump, or UT, except for Parkside, which did not have the funds to replace "Wisconsin" with "Trump". American to Russian Paul Ryan spoke on the purchase as "bad business"—which might not be wrong. Since the Wisconsin purchase, all brewing companies have converted to Vodka manufacturers, and the state has now seceded from the rest of the union. Wisconsin currency has changed to rubles and the Packers have been renamed the "Putins". Trump and Parkside UW Parkside now serves as a modern historic site - seeing as it is the only UW school left. Trump has not been shy with his opinions on the school's inability to change its name, saying "Parkside? The bear school? The school where they kill bears? 1 don't care if they become a UT school or not. Either way, their degrees are and will always be valueless. Sad!" Trump has also not been shy on his opinions on what he calls "The Failing Ranger News"— Trump is quoted saying "Pathetic. they have no real news to report on. They have to hire satirist to make up articles just so people will read it!" The issues of Trump occupation in Wisconsin now threatens the nation as a whole—bidding on The White House ends on. Exclusive interview with God confirms "Life has no meaning" WILLAPGAR apgarO01 @ rangers, uwp. edu After centuries of denying interviews, the Lord has finally agreed to sit down with Parkside reporters and address many questions that have plagued humanity since its dawn. The only condition was not to publish any footage of the interview because cameras are considered to be "witchcraft". Life's meaning The Lord spoke on many things, including how "Plato is boring" and how he wishes Black Sabbath wasn't so against him. Perhaps the most shocking news we acquired was His view on the purpose of life. "Yeah there is none", spoke God. "Life has no meaning. 1 thought that video game, "The Sims," would be a hint." This struck us as shocking - we followed up with asking, "what about heaven?" to which He replied, "I don't know why you're all obsessed with moving in with me. All we do is play basketball and appoint kings to power. Now that most monarchies are over, it's pretty boring. Being a good person is cool and all, but I'd prefer people who can pay rent." Religious advice When asked about the various religions the Lord spoke, "Yeah, follow any of them. 1 don't care. I'm not like a politician; I'm not up for re-election. I'm God and that don't change. There's no right or wrong ones. Even atheist! You don't wanna believe in me? Well, 1 don't believe in you, either!" When asked what he meant, God clarified, "It's like believing in yourself. It's all about confidence. You'll never get a job if you think you don't deserve it, right Jason?" For readers who don't know, this was an obvious blow at our reporter, Jason Seige, who recently stuttered through the interview at the local Target. Following the insult, a brawl broke out, ultimate ly conceding our report. We still have many questions for the Lord, who revealed plans on starting a new YouTube account where he will be playing and reacting to the cult-classic online game, Happy Wheels. The new interview date is scheduled for April 17 - the day following Easter. In that case, we should just use our guns. 8 | SPORTS THE RANGER NEWS March 31,2017 Rangers season review girls and guys Sports Standings BRADY RUSSELL russe032@rangers.uwp. edu Another year of UW-Parkside basketball is wrapped up and once again the Rangers have success, and begin the learning process for the next season. Men's year in review For the fifth straight season, the UW-Parkside men's basketball team made the NCAA tournament but fell short of beating Bellarmine, a team now in the Elite Eight, 71-62. It was an up-and-down year for the Rangers, starting out 15-1 before losing three of their next five games and finishing the year with a 7-7 record, 22-8 overall. Nonetheless, the Rangers proved, once again, that they are a Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) powerhouse, making the GLVC tournament in Evansville, Indiana, for the fifth straight year and making consistent appearances in the NCAA Tournament. A look ahead The Rangers are returning all but two players next season; however, those two players were huge for this year's team: Alexander Brown and Jake Verhagen. They averaged 27.4 of the team's 80 points per game last year; they averaged 47.4% from the field and 39.7% from beyond the arc. Their ability to score will surely be missed on next year's team, but many players now have the opportunity to step up. The Rangers are returning Kendale McCullum, who averaged 15.3 points, 6.1 assists and 4.7 rebounds per game, as well as their two big men Kyle Flanagan and Goran Zagorac, who averaged 16.3 The women's softball team huddled at points and 11 rebounds per game between the two of them. Role players like Espen Fjaerestad, Adam Bonk, and Chavares Flanigan are also returning. The future looks bright for the Rangers as they hope to continue their nin of success. Women's season in review The Lady Rangers finished the year 10-17, but their record does not do this team enough justice, as they made wonderful progress throughout the year. After starting the season out 0-9, the ladies went on to win 10 of their last 18 games and finished 8-10 in conference. Despite this record, they made the opening weekend of the GLVC tournament before losing to Rockone of their latest games. hurst 82-65, ending their season. They pulled off some close wins over teams like Indianapolis, McKendree and St. Joseph and suffered some close losses to teams like Truman State, Bellarmine and Southern Indiana. All in all, it was a productive and structuring year for the Lady Rangers. Looking forward Like the men's team, the Lady Rangers are returning all but two of last years team; their two losses are Forward/ Center Bailey North and the team's leading scorer, Brittney Fair. Brittney averaged 13.6 points, 2.8 assists, and 2.9 rebounds per game. Though she will be missed. Coach Yorg has a lot to look forward to, including sophomore •HIm * i COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS guard Taylor Stephan, who averaged 6.2 points, 2.6 assists and 4.2 rebounds per game, and Lauren Boerger who came on in the second half of the season scoring wise and finished the year averaging 8.1 points per game. The team is also returning their two 6'4 centers Shelby Cheston and Clarisa Martinez, who, between them, averaged 9.7 points and 8.7 rebounds per game. With Fair gone, the team will look for a new scorer and that role could be filled by any number of players including: Olivia Montague, Blair Arthur or Asiah Lawson. The future for the Lady Rangers could have beaming success in the future if they keep up the grit and determination they showed all season long. UW-P Softball player spotlight: Carly Dundee JOSH STEWART stewa038@rangers. uwp. edu Carly Dundee is one of the key components of the 2017 UW-Parkside softball team, and is considered one of the team leaders. Dundee is a senior who is currently in her fourth season as a Ranger, and her career has been a success. A priceless leader Last season, while appearing as a pitcher, and infielder Dundee had made her impact and her presence felt on a game to game basis. The Kinesiology major led the team in almost every major category on the offensive and defensive side of the field. She was a sure thing every game as well, as she started in 48 games and appeared in all 49 on the season. A performance like that was able to show her true worth on the team. n Carley Dundee up to bat Once a leader, always a leader Dundee came to the campus straight out of her high school, Lockport High, which is in Homer Glen, Illinois, a suburb of COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS Chicago. She was a perennial all conference player in her time there, and much like she does as a Ranger, she lead her team in all major categories at the high school level. On and off the field While the team is only 6-16 at this point in the season. Dundee has kept up with her team leadership. Dundee has led the team on and off the field, and her teammates look to her when the going gets tough. Dundee's goals Despite the disappointing start to her senior season, Dundee has always managed to stay optimistic for the long run: "This season started out a little rocky, but it's very helpful for us and our coach to see what works and what needs improvement."Looking ahead, Dundee hopes to the bring the team some more success and get the team record back to .500 on the season. The playoffs will be nearing soon and the team has high hopes that they can turn it around. She solidified her optimism in saying, "I think our season looks very bright!" Rangers dominate at wrestling championship BRADY RUSSELL russe032@rangers. uwp. edu The Rangers showed up in force yet again this year at the NCAA Division 2 Wrestling Tournament, with team leader Nick Becker winning his second straight National Championship. However, two other Rangers also made it far this year. Ronzel Darling and Arik Furseth were both knocked out before the semifinals but capped off tremendous seasons. Becker Wins, Team Finishes in 18th Nick Becker won his second national championship, defeating Blaze Shade in a rematch of last years title match and for the third time this season 8-4. Led by Becker and with help from Darling and Furseth, the Rangers finished 18th nationally with 23.5 points, Notre Dame claimed the crown with 103.5 points. Rangers Making Progress It shows that the Rangers still have progress to be made, but led by Nick Becker and with help from a young up-and-comer like Arik Furseth, the future looks glowing for the Rangers. The Rangers are returning 24 of their 28 wrestlers from last year and hope to build further towards a national championship. Darling and Furseth Darling lost his first match to Willie Bohince of Mercyhurst 8-4 after being down 6-0 at one point and mounting a furious comeback; he then won his second match 7-4 over Jaret Singh of Maryville, but ended his day losing Darek Huff of Adams State 7-0. Darling finished the year with a 30-6 record and ends his career at UW-Parkside with over 100 wins, a huge jump forward from his 2-3 record his first year at UW-Parkside. First Match Won Arik Furseth also had a good day to cap off a good year. Arik won his first match in his first ever appearance at the NCAA tournament, 2-0 over Bryce Shoemaker of NebraskaKearney. Furseth, the redshirt freshman, then lost to Dustin Warn er of Wheeling Jesuit 5-1 and finished his year losing to David Bavery of Notre Dame 5-1. Ultimately, Furseth finished the year with a 24-13 record. NCAA Div II GLVC East Con! Div Total Streak 2017 Men's Basketball 1. Bellarmine (7) 1-0 13-8 25-3 W1 2. Southern Ind. (15) 0-1 7-10 263 LI 3. UW-Parkslde CM) 6-7 21-6 L1 2017 Women's Basketball 1. Southern lnd.(20) 16-2 9-1 24-5 LI 2. Lewis 13-5 7-3 23-9 L2 3. Bellarmine (17) 136 7-3 226 L2 2017 Wrestling 1. UW-Parkslde > (3) 66 NA 13-2 W7 2. Maryville (3) 6-1 NA 10-4 W3 3. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Students' junk mail Page 3 Dane- VanDyke keeps "posted Page 7 99 Sports features: Dannehl and Oberbruner Page 12 Chancellor to leave for Ohio position Alan E. Guskin, Parkside Chancellor, has accepted the presidency of Antioch University in Yellow Springs, Ohio, a national university with a distinctive niche in American higher education. He will assume his new duties on Sept. 1, exactly ten years after assuming the ~ Parkside chancellorship. Guskin, 48, will become the 17th president of Antioch, whose founding president in 1852 was noted educator and social reformer Horace Mann. The announcement of Guskin's appointment was made Wednesday morning in Yellow Springs by Robert Aller, Antioch's Board of Trustees chairman, who co-chaired a national search involving 250 nominations to replace William M. Birenbaum, who resigned last year after eight years as Antioch president. Antioch University consists of innovative Antioch College in Yellow Springs, a law school in Washington, D.C., adult degree centers in Philadelphia, Keene, N.H., San Francisco, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara and Seattle, and overseas programs with learning centers in London and Tubingen, West Germany. Current enrollment on all campuses is about 3,000. Guskin's salary at Antioch will be $82,000. His current Parkside salary is $69,000. Aller said the 15-member search committee included Antioch trustees, faculty and students as well as four prominent educators who are Antioch alumni: the dean of the Ohio State School of Engineering, the vice chancellor and graduate school head at the University of Kansas, the Kirstein Professor of Human Relations at Harvard and the dean of the Johns Hopkins School of International Studies. Antioch's unique reputation in higher education rests on its pioneering efforts in areas such as cooperative education, in which students alternate school with work experience; use of diverse settings for learning; individualized education; study abroad programs; and opportunity for disadvantaged, women and minority students. Antioch was the first private college to institute cooperative education, and still has the most extensive program, with six co-op quarters of work experience required for graduation. In 1852 Antioch was the first college to admit women as equals to men and the first to have a female faculty member hold an equal position with men. In 1863 it was one of the first colleges in America to formally prohibit race discrimination in admissions. "Alan Guskin's coming to Antioch is a cause for rejoicing," Aller said in announcing the appointment. "His extensive experience as a senior academic administrator, teacher and scholar has had an unmistakable Antioehian flavor, with focus on innovation with quality, development of values central to the educational experience, service to the disadvantaged and a strong collaborative leadership style,'' Aller said. "It is extremely difficult to leave such a special place as Parkside," said Guskin. "This university is a jewel within the UW System. It has come so far in such a short period of time, and still has so much potential. We have an outstanding faculty and staff. "The future of this university and this corner of Wisconsin are inseparably linked," Guskin continued. "With effort and cooperation, that future can be brighter than most of us have yet dreamed. "This has been our life for a decade, and there will be much pain in leaving our many friends and colleagues," he said. "But it is a rare opportunity and grear honor for me to become president of an insititution which I have respected and admired for so long as one of the most distinctive and worthwhile in the country. Antioch has always stood for important social and educational values which Judy and I hold dear and which have influenced our lives. Those values were important in the decision to accept the presidency of Antioch," he said. Guskin's wife, Judy, an adjunct associate professor of anthropology at Parkside who has enjoyed success as an independent producer of educational television programs, has accepted a position as television producer in residence at Antioch and will work closely with public television stations in the Dayton- Cincinnati area. Robert O'Neil, UW System president, said he was "delighted for Alan and Judy since Antioch is the perfect match for them." He cited the "many natural affinities between Parkside and Antioch" under Guskin, saying "For the very reasons that he has been an outstanding chancellor at Parkside, he will be an absolutely superb president of Antioch." Under Guskin, Parkside has significantly upgraded the quality of its faculty, academic programs and research commitment, increased the number of majors and focused on those which relate to area needs, begun master's degree programs, implemented a comprehensive outreach program of involvement with the communities, and achieved positions of national leadership for its 'teaching' library, its academic skills competency requirements and its high school motivational program for minority youth. Guskin's achievements at Parkside have earned him recognition as a national leader in higher education. He has served on the national board of directors of the American Association of State Colleges and Universities and has written and consulted widely on university leadership and directions for the future of higher education. He came to Parkside in 1975 from Clark University in Worchester, Mass., where he was provost and acting president. He was a faculty member there and at the University of Michigan, where he was assistant director of the Center for Research on the Utilization of Scientific Knowledge. As graduate students, Guskin and his wife Judy, also a Michigan Ph.D., organized the student movement at Michigan which was widely credited with inspiring John F. Kennedy to found the Peace Corps. The Guskins later went on to become among the first Peace Corps volunteers to Thailand. Guskin later helped establish VISTA as a member of the President's Task Force on the War Against Poverty and served as director of VISTA's selection division. The Guskins have two daughters, Sharon 19, a sophomore at Yale, and Andrea, 14 a freshman at Prairie School in Racine. A search and screen committee will be appointed to conduct a national search for a successor to Guskin. Hearing held today on requirement changes The Academic Policies Committee will hold a hearing on proposed changes in graduation requirements today, March 28, at 3 p.m. in Moln. 105. The following is a discription of the proposed requirements: 1. Students must obtain a passing grade in English 102. (Note: English 102 is the second semester of a year-long freshman English course. Students may place into, but not beyond, English 102 by achieving a satisfactory score on the English Placement Exam. The student's score on the placement exam will determine whether he/she places into English 99, pre-college English, English 101 first-semester English or English 102.) 2. Students must obtain satisfactory grades (as determined by an English Proficiency Committee) on both of the following proficiency examinations: A. An objective English composition proficiency examination (normally taken before the student enrolls in English 102). B. A writing sample examination. (Note: The student must successfully complete Examination A before taking Examination B. Both » examinations must be retaken until performance is satisfactory. Course work does not satisfy the proficiency requirement). The proposal is recommended to replace the current reading-writinglibrary skills requirement. In addition, APC plans to incorporate library skills into English 99,101 and 102. James Shea, Chair of APC, said the committee has been working on the proposal since the fall. "The general feeling is that students need more time in class and they also need all the help they can get in writing skills. Many students who enter college are sadly deficient in their writing skills. We tried to deal with that problem with the skills tests route but that hasn't been altogether satisfactory. I personally think the proposal makes a lot of sense. Students who need more help will get it and those who have ability will not be held up," said Shea. If the proposal is sent to and adopted by the Faculty Senate, it would apply to students who begin taking courses at Parkside in the fall of 1988 or later. Shea urges anyone who would like to comment on the proposal to attend the hearing today. 2 Thursday, March 28,1985 RANGER Editorial Shared governance is essential Shared governance — tw o words that are very important and very necessary in the operation of this university. Ask any administrator if shared governance is important or if they believe in it. They would answer with a resounding "YES!" But of course, shared governance is mandated by law (Wisconsin State Merger Statute, article 36.9 (5)). It guarantees students' rights to have a voice in the policy making of educational institutions. Administrators would be foolish to outwardly deny the importance of such a law. But how many administrators, or students for that matter, realize the full implications of those two words, shared governance? It is more than just an impressive article to quote at cocktail parties, it is the thread that links students to the heart of the university —. these two words evoke the powerful realization that students do have a voice in the intricate policy making of their university. Recently, on several occasions, the necessity of shared governance has been overlooked. • The amount of campus reserve monies and the projections for its use for campus organizations were withheld from the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee, the student committee in charge of campus funding, but the projections appeared in a Racine Journal Times newspaper article. • The Student Organizations Council was not informed about an administrative decision to provide office space for the Black Student Organization until after the club had already moved into the space. BSO is a recognized club through SOC. • The Parkside Union Advisory Board was not consulted with, or informed of the Union management's decision to limit the Union Square Grill's operating hours. It is not that we feel the Parkside administration is purposely withholding important information from students, like the above examples, but it appears shared governance is becoming an afterthought rather than a forethought. We urge the administration, as well as students, to work harder toward the goal of total shared governance. Students must have the opportunity to participate in policy making on this campus. Campaign finance laws bite back Senate Majority Leader Tim Cullen (D-Janesville) has introduced legislation which he says will "put teeth into" Wisconsin's campaign finance laws. "It's time we made a serious effort in Wisconsin to bring the cost of campaigns back in line," Cullen said, adding that many candidates are funded privately. "The key to controlling the influence of special interest money in elections is to limit the total spending on legislative races," he said. Under the proposal, a candidate for legislative office will be eligible to receive double the amount of public funding if his or her opponent chooses not to accept a grant from the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund. Under Wisconsin law, candidates for public office who receive a campaign finance grant are subject to spending limits. "However, if one candidate refuses the grant, all limits are off," Cullen explained. Cullen pointed out that the limits for the November 1984 elections were $32,225 for a candidate for the State Senate and $16,100 for a candidate for the State Assembly. Of this amount, a Senate candidate was eligible for a $14,501 grant from the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund and an Assembly candidate was eligible for a $7,245 grant from the fund. But in one race last fall where no limits were in place, nearly $95,000 was spent by one candidate. Cullen has also proposed to allow tax filers who have no tax liability to designate $1 to the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund. This provision will generate approximately $100,000 in additional money to the fund. "I am convinced that the adoption of these two proposals will make the public financing of campaigns for legislative offices so appealing that very few candidates will choose not to accept the grant," Cullen said. IF YOU IN THE CONGRESS DONT GIVE US THIS AID FOR THE CONTRAS, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO COMMIT OUR OWN TROOPS TO A WAR WITH NICARAGUA LATER ON. AND IF YOU DON'T LET US GO TO WAR WITH NICARAGUA, WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT BOTH THEM AND THE CUBANS.' AND IF WAT'S NOT ENOUGH, WE'LL HAVE TO DROP 150 THOUSAND , icmpMhtl- PA0M OM AND YOU WON'T LET US FIGHT CUBA AND NICARAGUA, WE'LL HAVE TO DECLARE WAR ON CUB A, NICARAGUA, „ AND THE WHOLE \ frSTER^roitfM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IN TO ADMINISTRATION REQUESTS NOW... WHILE WE'RE STILL BEING NZASOA/ABLE. Nobody asked me, but... Women are exploited by men by Joan Mattox Women are the hearts, souls and victims in society. A woman is the reliable backbone when her man faces hardships, disappointments and failures. Her sturdy limbs support his ambitions as his jellied shanks falter under the unexpected difficulties. She rises at 5 a.m. to fix his breakfast and is beaten at 6 p.m. that night for not having his dinner on the table, but the breakfast is on the table at 5 a.m. the next morning, as usual. What is it about a woman that makes her a victim in so many ways? Where do women get the resilience to bounce back day after day after being exploited so severely by the male population? Is it a woman's dependence on a man, is it a kind heart, or is it just plain ignorance? Let's examine 'the subject of prostitution. A 13-year-old girl on the streets is hustling for chump change that tailors and Cadillacs her pimp. He feeds off his little prodigy until she reaches the ripe old age of 16, then tells her that her services are no longer needed. He leaves her with nothing — no home, no security, no money and no self-esteem. She has been exploited to the point that she probably identified with this low-life as a father figure. The other girls he exploited were her sisters and her home was the streets. She is a girl who only feels self-worth when others use and feed off of her because this gives her that feeling of being needed. Sexual exploitation usually ties in with mental exploitation. Many men have this uncanny ability to make a woman feel less than she really is. The constant reminder of who brings the money in and who belongs in the kitchen is an example of this ability. "Stick to what you do best, scrubbing and shopping." It is as if some men want women to live in a vacuum and just let men run the world. Many goals and ambitions that women have are quickly shot down by just one sour note from a man. It's nothing but a mind game. If women were more confident about what they want and how they can go about getting it, things that men say wouldn't take such a high priority. Confidence in ourselves is all it takes. Economic exploitation seems to be the "now" thing to do to women. While a man may have the same job as a woman, the man's salary may be considerably higher. This is the case in many jobs, but more and more women are taking a stance against this exploitation. They claim and demand that their salaries match those of their male co-workers. A woman's promotion may take a back seat to a man's, even if she is more qualified. It seems as if men want all the high positions in this world to be run by men; men want to be the dominant force. That says male supremacy to me. It seems as if men want the female to be dependent upon the male for everything. I think they feel that if a woman has a comparable job and income, the female won't need males anymore. That sounds like insecurity. Men need someone to depend on them so they can feel self-worth, so they try to exploit the woman and keep her down. They do not want her to advance herself socially or economically, so they oppress her. They oppress her physically as well as mentally. I feel for the woman who has gone through life and not found herself, a woman who jumps to fulfill a man's every want and need while forsaking her own, a woman who has never discovered her likes and dislikes, abilities and inabilities. I feel for the woman who is a man's "doormat." «O0 & Jennie Tunkieicz.... Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Jim Neibaur Rick Luehr Carol Kortendick. Dave McEvoy Jill Whitney Nielsen. Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Pat Zirkelbach Brenda Buchanan.. Editor Campus News Editor Community News Editor Feature Editor Asst. Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager .... Advertising Manager ... Distribution Manager Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Kan Dixon, Natal ie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Jeff Leisgang, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton, Kevin Zirkelbach. PHOTOGRAPHERS Jay Crapser, Scott Curty, Darryl Hahn, Kris tine Odegaard, Ann Rupert. Ranger is written end edited by students at UW-Parkside end they are solely responsible for its editorial policy end content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Renger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification pu rposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 aun. for publicatio n Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. RANGER 3 Thursday, March 28,1985 Direct mail aims at students here by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Parkside students, especially juniors and seniors, have a lot in common with other students around the country. They get lots of junk mail. Since college students are a big market — they are estimated to spend $50 bill ion yearly — th ey are of particular interest to mass marketers, and direct mail is perhaps the quickest, easiest and most effective way to tap that market. College students, espcially upperclassmen, are believed to be good credit risks, and companies like American Express or oil companies who have their own credit systems believe that catching their customers early helps to develop brand loyalty. Phil Blackburn, spokesman for Texaco, said his company has traditionally targeted upperclassmen. In fact, Parkside juniors and seniors were recently the target of a direct mail campaign for the company's credit cards. Texaco has had a marketing program for several years designed to get students to trust the man who wears the star and to bring in a ''good portion" of their disposable income earmarked for petroleum products, he said. In a recent mailing the company made to this area, the words "UWParkside" were printed under the addressee's name. What is not known, though, is how mass merchandisers get the students' names. Registrar Sue Johnson said the school does not release information about students, except to verify attendance dates for prospective employers. She said, however, that campus directories are freely available, and all someone interested in getting a list of students' names and addresses has to do is come here and buy one for a dollar. Bill Robbins, coordinator of news and information, said Parkside does not honor requests for directories, but they are available on campus. "If people really want to get a directory, they can get one," he said. "It's a public document." Johnson said students are not required to be listed in the directory. She said it is necessary that a request to withhold a student's name from the directory be filed at the registrar's office. A large portion of the mail students receive is from the military. The armed forces, said Marine Staff Sgt. Ted Skierkiewicz of Racine, are interested in students in both high school and college. College students, who usually receive mail for officers' programs, receive their mail from the recruiting district's offices in Milwaukee. "What we're selling is jobs," he said, "and where better to find people without jobs than in high school and college?" Most companies are more secretive about their direct mailing efforts, however, and none of those asked would comment on specific programs. Parkside's official position is that the university does not release information for direct mail campaigns. Even so, if a student buys a product from another company and is identified as a student, they may get mail from other companies. PSGA officers talk to legislators Three members of the Parkside Student Government (PSGA) went to Madison over spring break to talk to state representatives about the Student Regent Bill, Stop 21 and veterans' financial aid. The representatives seen were assemblymen Peter Barca and John Antaramian (Kenosha), Cloyd Porter (Burlington) and Jeff Neubauer, Scott Fergus and James Ladwig, Racine. "All the legislators were supportive of the Student Regent Bill," stated Chris Baierl, vice-chair of the PSGA Legislative Affairs Committee. "Porter suggested a clause be put into the bill requiring that a different UW-System school be represented each year." The legislators were not as supportive of Stop 21. Baierl stated that most of them would follow their constituents who are "screaming for something to be done about the drunk driving problem real soon." The legislators also seemed very interested in helping Parkside veterans who aren't receiving their Federal financial aid on time. Antaramian told members of PSGA that if enough veterans contacted him, he would see what he could do to help. Porter said he would help with applications. Baierl stated "They were very receptive and supportive of our efforts." Sue Walborn stated that they all expressed an interest in students' views and "all wanted to visit the campus directly." I'm driving" hits dead end by Jill Whitney Nielsen The Parkside Union has no plans to implement the "I'm Driving" club on campus but does support the program. This decision was made by the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) at last Friday's meeting. Bill Niebuhr stated in a report that only Marquette had implemented the program. "The intial reaction to it has been that it isn't being utilized much." Jennie Tunkieicz, Ranger editor, stated "It's a nice concept, but if you are that concerned about your friends, you're going to drink soda anyway." PUAB also discussed the food service in the Union Square being closed daily from 2 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Jack Kemper, Student Organization Council (SOC) representative, wondered why PUAB wasn't notified of the change ahead of time. "By having it closed, we're limiting the food service on this campus to only the coffee shop. PUAB is concerned with falling sales and ways to make the Union more attractive, and then we turn around and limit services. How is this helping the Union?" Niebuhr explained that according to statistics, it's just not profitable to keep the Union food service open between those hours. Keith Harmann, Parkside Activities Board (PAB) representative, didn't like the idea of cutting services either, and suggested trying something like the specials to help draw people. Tunkieicz suggested more activities like bands to help draw people. Niebuhr told PUAB that generally with activities, sales drop instead of increase. Michael Farrell, the newest member of PUAB, wondered how closing the food service would affect sales for the rest of the evening. Farrell, who bartends in the Square Tuesday and Thursday nights, told PUAB that since the food service started closing, sales for the night have been down. "A lot of people might think it's closed for the rest of the night and leave," he said. Niebuhr said it would be a few weeks until they know how the food service's closing has affected sales. Kemper asked Niebuhr if the real reason the food service was being closed was to make the bidding for a new food service company more attractive. Niebuhr admitted that had something to do with it. "The Union is presenting a contract (to potential bidders) that has a lot of negatives in it, especially with the loss of Gen Con. We have to try and make it as attractive as possible." By law the Union has to re-bid for a new food service every five years. Niebuhr explained that between six and ten companies will come to a bidders' meeting at Parkside. They will be shown the campus and the food service facilities and given an opportunity to ask questions. The companies then have three weeks to send a bid. The final decision is made by University Purchasing Office in Madison, but the campuses do have input. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. The new name of our congregation is: BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Unlvarsaltet) Woman's Club • 6028 8tti Ave. Rov. Tony Larson, Minister 9:30 am. Sorvlcos A Sun day School NEWS BRIEFS Students protest aid cuts "Education Cuts Never Heal." "Minds, Not Missiles." These were two of the signs carried by several hundred students who marched in Washington, D.C. several weeks ago and capped a day of protest at the Department of Education, the Associated Press reported. They called on Secretary of Education William Bennett to apologize for his comments that students give up their cars, stereos and beach vacations to offset proposed cuts in student aid. The rally was staged by the United States Student Association, a national coalition of student government leaders. Edward Elmendorf, an aide for post-secondary education, met privately with 21 of the protesters at the department and said he "learned that there's a great deal more misinformation about our proposals out there than I suspected." He did say, however, that the cuts, including elimination of guaranteed student loans for students whose families earn more than $32,- 500 and a $4,000 c ap on other forms of aid, would deny aid to one million students. Profs to get $8,000 raise The average salary of a full professor at Parkside will rise $8,067 to $44,138 by January 1987 under Gov. Anthony S. Earl's budget proposals, the Associated Press reported. That compares to a $12,596 pay increase at Madison, increasing salaries there to an average of $52,000, and includes a "catch up" pay increase as well as regular state employee pay increases and inflation adjustments. The increase at Parkside is the fifth largest in the UW-System in dollars, and total estimated salaries here rank fourth. Travanti helps police effort In the wake of the shooting of two Milwaukee police officers, efforts to get private funds for bulletproof vests are continuing, the Milwaukee Sentinel reported. Even Daniel J. Travanti, who plays Capt. Frank Furillo on "Hill Street Blues," has supported the fundraising efforts. The Kenosha native is appearing in a public service announcement asking for donations. WTMJ-TV and WKTI radio started the fund raising effort with the cooperation of the Milwaukee Police Association and Milwaukee Police Chief Robert Ziarnik. Ziarnik estimated the cost of the vests to be about $600,000 for the department's 2,100 of ficers. A rxt i reek, look for the Stranger... Believe it or not. A/so i n the Ranger next week: • Housing Survey Results • Rape - . and how t o avoid i t • Pink people • And more! COLLEGE COSTS ARE GOING UP. BUT SO IS THE ARMY COLLEGE FUND. Tuition, books, lab fees, college living expenses—all seem to be climbing relentlessly. Well, here's some good news from the Army. Today's Army College Fund is climbing too. You can now accumulate over $25,000 for college, if you qualify. What's more, you'll study, learn and become proficient in a useful skill. It could be a skill with so wide an application in both military and civilian life that it might help you decide what to take in college. If you're determined to go on to college, but you don't know where the money is coming from, pick up an Army College Fund booklet from your local recruiter. It offers several options you'll want to investigate. Stop by or call: SFC David Hutson 3315 52nd Street Kenosha 697-0520 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. A < T hursday, March'28,1985 ? 5 , . < . •RANGER Scholarships for women Excellence sought at UW-P The Phi Chi Theta Foundation offers three $1,000 scholarship awards for the academic year beginning Sept. 1985 to women students pursuing degrees (bachelors or masters) in approved courses of study in the fields of business and/or economics. To qualify for consideration, applicants must: Be full-time women students in approved courses in colleges and universities in the United States leading to bachelors or masters degrees in the field of business and/or economics; and Have completed at least one semester or two quarters of college level study in the United States. High school seniors and entering freshmen are not eligible. Scholarships will be awarded on a competitive basis. The criteria for evaluating applicants are scholastic achievement, leadership potential, motivation and financial need. Application forms are available from Mineva Reichenstein, Moln 344. The application deadline is May 1. International studies sponsors advising An academic advising session for any students interested in a major or minor in International Studies will be held at 3 p.m. on Friday, March 29, in Union 207. On hand will be a number of faculty who teach in the International Studies Program, including political science professor John Harbeson, program coordinator. After the session, the group will go to a local restaurant for pizza for a fee, Harbeson said. "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them.'' Henry D avid Tho™ Study in London for $2775 per semester. Includes air fare, resident tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Study in Seville, Spain, for $2100 per semester. Includes resident tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. No foreign language profiency required. Summer programs in London and Seville Semester programs also in France, Mexico, and Sweden For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs University of Wisconsin-Platteville 308 Warner Hall Platteville, Wisconsin 53818 608-342-1726 by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor In their book, "In Search of Excellence," Thomas Peters and Robert Waterman talk about the shared basic principles of management — action stimulating, people oriented and profit maximizing — all practices which are readily transferable. In attempting to increase the quality of an institution, whether a big business, a small business or an educational institution, the investigation involved will be a complicated and time-consuming task. Parkside has recently developed the Freshman/Sophomore Taskforce to address some problems that relate to increasing Parkside's quality. "It's a fairly broad charge," commented Dr. Robert Canary, Committee chair. "We're trying to investigate ways in which the university can move forward, especially during the freshman and sophomore years when so many of our students transfer." One of the main problems the task force deals with is retention. "Retention is a problem, not so much as a problem itself, but as a symptom to realize there are things we could be doing better," stated Canary. "We have a lot of people entering who have a good potential to make it through, but they drop out. For some reason they get sidetracked. It's not necessarily a lack of academic skill, it may be a failure on the part of the university to make clear what it takes to get through early enough in the game." Canary explained that Parkside's problems don't exist just because it's an urban public college. "We do have a better program to offer. We have a good curriculum and we have very high standards for our faculty. It's really a matter of taking advantage of that." The committee is looking at questions of more active preparation in regard to the local high schools and Gateway Technical Institute. "We want to expand the ways we deal with people when they first arrive. We have to let them know what it takes to survive in the Skills Program, in the Breadth of Knowledge program. Factors that will help students develop are part of a good feedback to involvement." Canary talked about involvement as central in general to the success of the university and the students within it and he talked of involvement as central to retention. "We have to ask ourselves if there are ways we can build an environment that makes students more involved. CROSSWORD PUZZLER Puzzler answers on Page 10 ACROSS 39 Channels 42 Organs of hearing 43 River Islands 44 Fruit 46 Middle East peninsula 48 Flying Insect 51 Sum up 52 Small bottles 54 Born 55 Dance step 56 Roman official 57 Female: colloq. 1 Opening 4 Slumber 9 Solemn promise 12 Ventilate 13 Kind of beer 14 Retirement-plan inits. 15 Delaying 17 Spanish pots 19 Doom 20 Bad 21 Twirl 23 Russian tea urns 27 Liquid measure 29 Same as 30 Italy: abbr. 31 Abstract being 32 Choice part 34 Resort 35 Latin conjunction 36 Danish measure 37 Guide DOWN 1 Aeriform fluid 2 Be ill 3 Gains 4 Narrow opening 5 Paths 6 Urge on 7 College degree: abbr. 8 Incites to anger 9 Pretentious rural residence 10 Anglo-Saxon money 11 Existed 16 Diminish 18 Animated 20 Send forth 21 Slumber 22 One of Columbus's ships 24 Place in line 25 More mature 26 Asterisks 28 Pertinent 33 Limbs 34 Scorching 36 A continent 38 Athletic group 40 Smoothes 41 Short period 45 Gaelic 46 Weaken 47 Mountain on Crete 48 Siamese native 49 Beverage 50 Lamprey 53 Cyprinoid fish © 1985 United Feature Syndicate Involvement isn't like teaching in the classroom. It's a teaching, a learning within the university, it's what the student takes out, it's what the student learns that is our real measure of success." Getting students directly involved in the learning process is on the agenda for the task force. "We should take advantage of our current and advanced students in dealing with those students coming in. At a residential campus people learn a lot about how to cope with college. If we could set up some thing here to encourage that, it would be great. A l ot of times students are a lot more willing to listen to other students. You tend to understand something better when you teach it. You tend to become more involved in it and more interested in it when you can pass it along." The development of Parkside's excellence in education will depend a great deal on the students themselves. "It depends on the students' intellectual and personal development. It's part of what the traditional- age students are going through. What is it that they want to be? College can help them figure that out. We don't want to choose between preparing people for a job or giving them a liberal education. All the evidence suggests that there will be 4 or 5 shifts in what we will do with our lives. Career Preparation is important, but a general skill and knowledge to adapt to the changes will be vital." Conscience Crises "Crises of Conscience: Present Moral Problems" will be the topic of a non-credit course offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on five consecutive Thursdays beginning April 18. Cost of the course, to be taught by Rabbi Marc Gruber of Kenosha's Beth Hillel Temple, is $19. To register, call 553-2312. The course will include an introduction to different types of ethical thinking, systems for making value judgments and the various procedures for deciding ethical conflicts. Crises of conscience in the areas of war and peace, economic justice, environmental concerns and decisions about life and death will be explored. The course will focus on how advancing technology affects ethical questions. Brown bag health luncheon "Non-Traditional Sources of Health Care" will be the topic of a free public Wellness Brown Bag Luncheon, sponsored by Parkside's Office of Continuing Education from 11:50 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on Wednesday, April 17, in Union Room 104. Speaker will be John Burkhardt, of the Kenosha Youth Foundation. Persons are encourage to bring their own lunches or purchase food at the Parkside Union Dining facility. Preregistration is requested by calling 553-2312. See Castles in the Air And learn your way around the world University of Wisconsin Platteville RANGER 5 BSE Graduate grants open for studies abroad Nationally known scholar visits The United States Information Agency (USIA) and the Institute of International Education (HE) announced that the official opening of the 1986-87 competition for grants for graduate study or research abroad in academic fields and for professional training in the creative and performing arts is scheduled for May 1, 1985. It is expected that approximately 700 awards to over 70 countries will be available for the 1986-87 a cademic year. The purpose of these grants is to increase mutual understanding between the people of the United States and other countries through the exchange of persons, knowledge and skills. The grants are provided under the terms of the Mutual Educational and Cultural Exchange Act of 1961 (Fulbri ght-Hays Act) and by foreign governments, universities, corporations and private donors. Applicants must be U.S. c itizens at the time of ap plication, who will generally hold a bachelor's degree or its equivalent before the beginning date of the grant and, in most cases, will be proficient in the language of the host country. Except for certain specific awards, candidates may not hold the PhD at the time of application. Candidates for 1986-87 are ineligible for a grant to a country if they have been doing graduate work or conducting research in that country for six months or more during the academic year 1985-86. Creative and performing artists are not required to have a bachelor's degree, but they must have four years of professional study or equivalent experience. Candidates in medicine must have an M.D. or equivalent degree (e.g., D.D.S, O.D.) at the time of application. Application forms and further information for students currently enrolled at Parkside may be obtained from the Fulbright Program Adviser John Campbell, WLLC 346 (552 - 2006). The deadline for filing applications is September 16, 1985. Professor Ralph K. White is the visiting scholar on campus this week, sponsored by the Parkside Honors Program. Dr. White, whose specialties include international conflict and war propoganda, is currently Professor Emeritus in Social Psychology at George Washington University. White earned his Ph.D in Psychology at Stanford University. He has taught Psychology at several universities, has worked for the CIA i n the analysis of Communist propaganda, has done research on public opinion overseas — especially in the USSR, has worked with Kurt Kewin and Ronald Lippitt on autocratic and democratic atmospheres in children's groups, and has first-hand experience in Moscow, Berlin and Saigon. His numerous articles and publications vary in subject from the nature of war propaganda, the Cold War autocracy and democracy, the Vietnam War and the Arab-Isaeli conflict, to US-Soviet relations and the prevention of nuclear war. His extensive experience and knowledge in these areas have proved to generate much interest on the part of fa culty and students. White, whose stay extended from Tuesday, March 26 to Thursday March 28, enjoy ed a busy schedule of class lectures, lunches with faculty members, dinners with faculty and students and a public presentation, "Teaching Peace at the College Level." His lectures in the political science and history classes dealt with US-Soviet relations and efforts to keep peace. Author Antler reads poems Friday The poet who calls himself "Antler" and is the author of the nationally- acclaimed poem "Factory" will give a free public reading of his work at 1 p.m. Friday, March 29 in the Overlook Lounge of the Library. Antler is a native of Milwaukee who, according to prominent poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti, publisher of City Lights in San Franciso, is "the next Great Lakes poet to be discovered." "Factory" is a long poem that recalls the months Antler was employed at Milwaukee's American Can Co. The monotonous routine and noisy machinery "released Harbeson spoke at Harvard Parkside political science professor John Harbeson spoke recently at a major symposium at Harvard University on the subject of pluralism and democracy in Africa. Harbeson, a recognized authority on African politics, presented a paper titled "Constitutions and Constitutionalism in Africa: A Tentative Theoretical Exploration." The symposium was attended by internationally-known scholars from throughout the world. Harbeson is author of the book Sample ballot for election RACINE Mayor Dale C. Zierten Stephen F. Olsen Circuit Court Branch i John C. Ahlgrimm Circuit Court Branch VI Wayne J. Marik William R. Binetti Justice of Supreme Court Nathan S. Heffernan State Superintendent of Public Instruction I.W. Poehlman Herbert J. Grover Racine Unified School District No. 1 Members at Large (3 seats) E. John Graham, Jr. Margaret Smedegaard Marilyn L. Langdon Bernice M. Thomson Diane B, Tetrault Eileen R. Boutan KENOSHA Supreme Court Justice Nathan S. Heffernan State Superintendent of Public Instruction I.W. Poehlman Herbert J. Grover Circuit Court Branch I David M. Bastian Circuit Court Branch II William U. Zievers Circuit Court Branch VI Jerold W. Breitenbach Mario J. Ventura, Jr. Kenosha Unified School District No. 1 Members at Large (3 seats) Jeffrey L. Leisner Joan Haubrich Renee C. Leisner Irwin Stengert Carl W. Podella APPLICATIONS Now Being Accepted for CAMPUS AMBASSADORS A New Student Orientation Program The campus ambassador at Parkside is responsible for assisting faculty and administration with the introduction of the total university experience to incoming students. Applications are due Thursday, April 4, at noon and are available at: Student Activities Office (Union 209) Student Development (WLLC D 175) Union Info Desk flights of speculation and anger which Antler captured in long-lined verses that sing with driving rhythms...' Factory' makes clear the feeling of restraint common to people trapped in the urban routines of the Great Lakes' states industrial setting," said a Milwaukee Sentinel reviewer. Antler also writes about nature, calling himself t he "Ambassador of the Wilderness." He spent years traveling through the rural wilderness of the West Coast. Antler, who holds a bachelor's degree in anthropology and a master of fine arts degree in English from UW-Milwaukee, has written poems that have appeared in many publications, including American Poetry Review, Total Abandon, Earth First!, New Directions Anthology, Minnesota Review and The World. "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," and is currently working on two other books. He served as research fellow and lecturer at the University of Nairobi from 1965 to 1967 and as visiting professor of political science at Addis Ababa University in Ethiopia from 1973 to 1975. He recently helped draft, for the Agency for International Development, development and management policies for the African nations of Botswana, Lesotho, Liberia, Uganda and Kenya. RA applications available Applications are now being accepted for Resident Assistants at Ranger Hall in the Racine YMCA for the 1985-86 year. Applications are available in the Student Housing Office, Union 209. They a re due immediately. A Resident Assistant earns a free room at Ranger Hall for performing required duties. To qualify a student must have at least a 2.0 grade point average. The job of an RA is one of responsibility. It is definite plus on a student's resume when they look for positions in the future. Direct any questions concerning the available RA positions to Shirley Schmerling, Housing Coordinator, 553-2320, or stop in at Union 209. Logo contest announced The Parkside Orientation Program, POP, is sponsoring a logo contest for all interested artists. All entries should be centered around the Parkside campus and the development of a solid student life here. All des igns should be submitted to Alice Johnson in WLLC D-175 by April 12. T he Parkside Orientation Program Committee is a newly formed organization on campus with the goal of creating a dynamic orientation program for new and incoming students. How to break into management with no prior experience Become an officer in the Army National Guard. Take our College Student Officer Program part-time while you go to school full-time. Get management experience and a good paycheck every month. And be a Second Lieutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each summer. For more information call: > | | , 6 5 4 - 5 1 7 9 Americans at their best. 6 Thursday, March 28, 1985 RANGER Week at the Park Of lampoons, libels and lies Club Events EVENTS Thursday, March 28 MOVIE: "The Terminator" (R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "Problem Solving and Decision Making" by Ruth Huitema at 6:30 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for more information. SLIDE/LECTURE: "The Faces of Southern India: People, Places and Precambrian Rocks" by Prof. Richard Ojakangas of the University of Minnesota-Duluth at 8 p.m. in Moln 105. The program is free and open to the public. Friday, March 29 WORKSHOP: "How to Survive From 9 to 5" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 104-106. Call ext. 2312 for more details. POETRY READING: "Factory" by Antler of Milwaukee at 1 p.m. in the WLLC Overlook Lounge. The event is free and open to the public. TALK: "Recognition of Proterozoic Glacial Deposits: North American, Finland and South Africa," by Dr. Richard Ojakangas, Department of Geology, University of Minnesota-Duluth, 1 p.m., Greenquist 113. The lecture is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "The Terminator" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Sunday, March 31 MOVIE: "The Terminator" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 1 ROUNDTABLE: "Of Lampoons, Libels and Lies," by cartoonist Gary Huck at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is open to the public at no charge. COURSE: "What to Look for in Art" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA 129. Excellence award sought The Teaching Excellence Awards Committee is accepting nominations for the 1985-86 T eaching Excellence Awards. The awards are given to up to two faculty members who have shown outstanding teaching ability during the past year. Nomination forms will be available in the PSGA Office (WLLC D137), Ranger Office (WLLC D139), SOC Office (Union 203), Library Learning Center, all division offices and at the Union Information Desk. The nomination forms may be deposited at the pickup locations. Forms will be accepted from March 21 to March 29. Students may nominate one faculty member and give their reason for the nomination. Students are limited to one nomination each. All continuing full-time members of the faculty and academic staff are eligible to receive the award. The winners of the award in the last two years will not be considered eligible to win the award this year. In addition to the student nominations, division heads will be asked to nominate the top ten percent of the faculty in their divisions. The Awards Committee, composed of four students and four faculty members, will then weigh the divisions chairs' recommendations, along with the student nominations, to determine the award winners. Particularly important to the nominations, the committee said, are the rationales behind the nomination. These will be weighed with the divisional chair's nomination rationales. Past winners of this award include: Don Kummings (1977), Teresa Peck (1978), Chong-maw Chen (1978), Tim Bell (1979), Robert Esser (1980), Oliver Hayward (1981), Wayne Johnson (1982), Keith Ward (1982), William Rieber (1983), Douglas DeVinny (1984) and Ken Hoover (1984). Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Tuesday, April 2 WORKSHOP: "Stress Management" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 207 and at 5 p.m. in Moln D128. The event is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: "Advertising in a Small Business," starts at 6:30 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for more information. OPEN HOUSE: for prospective students and their families at 7 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Wednesday, April 3 COFFEEHOUSE: Featuring an open stage from 12 noon to 3 p.m. and 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Applications are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. Physics talk scheduled On Wednesday, April 3, Dr. James Jorgensen of the Argonne National Laboratory will talk on the use of neutrons in studying the structure of matter. As is well known, atoms consist of protons, neutrons and electrons. The protons and neutrons together form the atomic nucleus which is in turn surrounded by a swarm of electrons. Dr. Jorgensen, a pioneer in the field of neutron scattering, will give a general talk surveying the current application of this technique in solid state physics. The talk is scheduled for Wednesday, April 3, from 1 to 2 p.m. in Room 230 of Greenquist Hall. All are welcome. Editor's note: This week the Ranger encountered an unfortunate mishap — all of the notices of club events turned in. this week were stolen by unknown individuals. We attempted to reach as many clubs as possible to get the information they originally wanted printed this week, but unfortunately we were unable to reach all of them. Wre sincerely apologize for any problems this may have caused any clubs. Art Addicts Same time, same place, Monday April 1, at 1 p.m. in CA D141. All you missing members please attend. We need you for our elections and we need volunteers to accept work for our student art show. If you can not attend, see the sign up sheet on the bulletin board in the Art Addicts Hall Way. See you there!!! Pi Sigma Epsilon The next Pi Sigma Epsilon meeting is Monday, April 1 in Moln 109 at 1 p.m. Things to be discussed include the Easter Egg Hunt, April 3, Initiation on April 13 and Loop 500 on April 24. Group pictures will be taken for the PSE scrap book. Please wear your sweatshirts. IVCF On Wednesday, April 3, Inter- Varsity Christian Fellowship will have a social in place of the usual topical meeting. Join us for some singing, worship, games and an uplifting experience. This will take place at 1 p.m. in Moln 107. Geology Colloquium Internationally recognized geologist Richard W. Ojakangas, professor at the University of Minnesota- Duluth, will give a free public slideillustrated lecture titled "The Faces of Southern India: People, Places and Precambrian Rocks," at 8 p.m. Thursday, March 28 in Moln 105 and again on Friday, March 29 at 1 p.m. in Grnqst 113. All are welcome to attend. Hispanic Club The next Hispanic club meeting will be on Wednesday, April 3, at 1 p.m. in Union 104. The club is presently working on increasing student participation, membership and activities to celebrate the upcoming Cinco de Mayo (May 5) holiday. Your input to both groups is needed if the activities are to be successful. Last year's committee had a panel discussion of topics related to Hispanic Americans and a dance with a band playing both American and Latin Music. Elections for next year's officers will be held sometime during this semester so begin thinking about them. La proxima reuion del Club Miecoles, el 3 de abril, a la una de la tarde, en el cuarta 104 de la Union. Presentemente, el Club esta trabajando para aumentar participacion y miembros en el Club. Ademas, estamos planiando actividades par celebrar la fiesta del Cinco de Mayo. Un comite uriiversitario, separado del Club, esta encargada del planiar actividades para el Cinco de Mayo. El ano pasado hubo una discusion de temas de interes para hispanoamericanos y un baile con musica Americana y latina. El Club y el comite niversitario necesan su contibucion de ideas para que el prorama tenga exsito este ano. Open house scheduled An open house for prospective Parkside students and their families will be held beginning at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, April 2 in the Communication Arts Theatre. The program, which lasts until Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge MY GUEST TONIGHT IS JOHN HINCKLEY JR., WHO STANDS TO TAKE 25% OF THE PROFITS FROM THE FORTHCOMING BOOK: ? THE DAY I SHOT THE PRESIDENT: THE JOHN NOW, JOHN, 1 THOUGHT V FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITED CONVICTED CRIMINALS FROM PROFITING FROM THEIR CRIMES. J WELL, YOU SEE, 1~-- VAUGHN, I WAS NEVER CONVICTED: I WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY BY REASON FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN WAIN OFFICE ALTO BANK 24-HOlR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC AND I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT. about 9 a.m., will include facultyled informational sessions on academic programs at Parkside, a financial aids session, information on housing and student services and a tour of the campus. Participants will have a chance to meet informally with faculty, staff and students and will be given general information on admissions and academic placement. A number of faculty and students will set up displays to illustrate various academic majors. Representatives of Peer Support, a student organization that assists the university's older students (age 23 and over) will be available to answer questions. Open House parking will be available in both the Communication Arts and Union lots on the campus Outer Loop Road. For more information, call the Student Services Office at 553-2000. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PA RKSIDE U NION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security: involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit; must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Wednesday, April 10. mtip And hey, be careful out there. •m m tvm Umm » 9m t*m- fesd s? « by mi m$ ' '"'f'' { '*V*/J*^' *'^i•f*cl:M'*IM*I;I R**a-i<M* fcJnjjtl Poster artist Dane-VanDvke an by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor I'm sure you've noticed the wonderful posters that announce upcoming theater productions at Parkside. The woman behind these posters is freelance artist Laurel Dane-VanDyke. Dane-VanDyke has been designing graphics for the theater department since her husband, Dramatic Arts Professor Leon VanDyke, began teaching here. "It seems like I've done the graphics for every show he's done since I met him. When he taught at Northwestern, it got so that I was doing graphics for all the shows. When we came here, there was no one doing that job. The graphics people at Parkside wouldn't handle the theater department, for some reason. So I decided to do it." Dane-VanDyke said the ideas for her graphics come from many sources. "I think it's really essential that, if you're doing a job for someone, make sure your design fits the weekend designing this thing with heavy rock music on the radio, which is something I normally don't work to. It got me in the mood, and the designs worked out quite well." Dane-VanDyke's main concentration is as a sculptor. She attended Albion College in Michigan, where she concentrated more on painting. "I was doing these very large, serious paintings. Then, in my senior year, I began making these little paper sculptures. I made them small so I could hide them in a drawer in my studio. Meanwhile, I was still doing these big, serious, ten or twenty foot paintings. "I heard, years later, a wonderful term by the art critic Lucy Lippard, who referred to things like I was doing as 'closet art.' And, in many cases, that is, in fact, real art. You're in transition at that point; you won't admit it to yourself, you hide it in a drawer, but you still want to make that stuff. So I began to jettison the paintings pretty quickly and started making sculptures. Then I went to Rhode Island School of Design for two years as a .graduate student and that was terrific." At the moment Dane-VanDyke is working on two Parkside related projects. One is creating a smaller version of the display for the Wellness Program. "The women who run the program want a small version of the display that will fit in a briefcase so they can take it to other schools and show them how the program looks and how the display looks." The other project is designing a cover for a new socioiyKSKYW ® SSg: Y 'y'W8%X 1 * : • I 0 1 0 0 0 : 0 : • '00.. 0 v.00^\v: •../v - - 0 •; ~ But that's no problem. They're the worst police force - - -in the* Jlnirrcrco THE FUN BEGINS MARCH 29th AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU! RANGER 7 Thursday, March 28,1985 Intern sought for position Applications for Student Life Post Bachelorette Internship will be available beginning April 1 in the Career Planning and Placement Office and at the Union Information Desk. This will be a one-year working and learning experience in the campus' student life. The position will begin July 1 and run for one year for a Parkside Graduate. asset logical periodical. "I'm doing that for Michael Bassis. It's a new national magazine, so we want to kick it off with a dynamite cover design." Dane-VanDyke feels her life in art is very satisfying. "I never thought to get rich quick. I decided somewhere that I wasn't going to do that in my life. So what? It beats being a stockbroker. They make money, but I'd be bored to death. You can't thwart people's natural urges. You can try, but you get real unhappiness." Theater specifics of the job. The first thing in the theater is: read the play. That gives you your own impression of i t. Sometimes the period the play is set in, the plot or the title will give you an idea. I also talk to the director and scene designer. "Sometimes," she continued, "even music can help. I once had a job doing a series of posters for a health department in Evanston geared toward teenagers. They were starting a clinic for teens, mostly girls. I had to gear the graphics around where the teenagers were at. I spent the entire Book review Maltin discusses "The Disney Films 99 by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Leonard Maltin's book "The Disney Films," published by Crown, is a very accurate, affectionate and sincere look at the work of one of film's greatest and most innovative filmmakers. The book has complete credit listings and critical evaluations of the Disney feature films, as well as several other chapters listing Disney's achievements with cartoons, nature films and television, as well as productions released by the studio after Disney's death in 1966. "A lot of Walt Disney's live action work was overlooked and underappreciated," said Maltin during a recent interview. " 'Darby O'Gill and the Little People' is to me one of the great fantasy and special effects films of all time, and it bothers me that more people don't know that. Another of his best pictures, 'So Dear To My Heart,' is a flim that just never found an audience and probably never will." Maltin originally wrote "The Disney Films" for publication by Crown in 1973. This new version, released in January of this year, adds information on subsequent film releases (up to and including the recent "Splash") as well as information on cable TV's Disney Channel and the release of Disney films on video tape. "I originally decided to do a book on Disney because nobody had ever done a book on all the films. I was interested in them, I Leonard Maltin had grown up watching them, so I thought it would make an interesting book," said Maltin. With Walt Disney's career responsible for such a vast amount of work, Maltin had to come to a decision regarding just what aspect he was to elaborate on. "Well, I started with the feature films," said Maltin, "and saw that it was going Carmen releases new LP by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor During the early and middle seventies, Eric Carmen's group The Raspberries turned out first-rate adolescent pop rock. Picking up a copy of their greatest hits is still a decent idea, as the songs have withstood the test of time rather well. Since then Carmen has done solo work with "Never Gonna Fall in Love Again" and "All By Myself" being among the most notorious hits. Carmen traded rock for second generation schlock as far back as 1977, so his latest self-styled LP on Geffen isn't too surprising. The only astonishment this record offers is that Carmen is searching so hard for a musical niche, he has reworked not only Eric Carmen formulas, but others of his songs. "I Wanna Hear It From Your Lips" has too many uncomfortable similarities to Springsteen's "Fire." "I'm Through With Love" is even more similar to Carmen's own "All By Myself," while "You Took Me All th e Way" is a blatant remake of the old Raspberries' hit "Go All the Way," the original remaining the quintessential bubblegum statement of teenage sexual angst. "American as Apple Pie" has him attempting to be Springsteen without the Boss' anger or passion, while "The Way We Used to Be" is just mewly crap in the tradition of Barry Manilow or Lionel Richie. In his search for his musical "self," it is unfortunate that Carmen didn't discover that The Raspberries WAS that necessary poprock niche. When he passionately sang "Want a hit record, yeah..." with that group, I don't know that any of us realised his want was so desperate he'd sell out his creativity completely to banal mush acceptable only to adult contemporary radio. ********************************************* *5 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pork/s Tavern & Fast becoming the talk of the town' 2109-2117 91st St- • Kenosha Lounge • • • • EVERY WEEK * • * • *1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! THURSDAY... **Bar Stool Races I **Nuts & Bolts Contest **Water Balloon Fights 25< Tap/75* Mixed/ $2 Pitchers Outstanding Sound System • Live DJ 7 Nights • Dance Floor & Lighting System • 64" Big Screen TV • Comfortable Seating • 3 Pool Tabl e s • Video Games • Kitchen • & THE LIST GOES ON! * * * * * * * * * I* * * * * * * * * * * * * to be such a big project on its own it wouldn't leave me much room to do other things, so it was as simple as that." In regard to the recent cable and video releases of Disney's work, Maltin stated, "I think it's great. I think it has acquainted and re-acquainted people with the many really good films that he did, some of the nice work that was done on the TV show, and other things that had been sitting on the shelf or only available in 16mm for school presentations and such." As far as recent Disney releases are concerned, Maltin stated, "I think the talented people there can do something new that is quite wonderful. There is no longer a Walt Disney to inspire and prod the Disney Studios team to greater heights, but I think it's a mistake to compare what today's people do to what was done at that studio in the past. They're new people and these are different times." Walt Disney is definitely one of the most innovative and talented individuals in the history of motion pictures, feels Maltin. Terminator Walt Disney "Walt Disney is really a unique figure in the history of entertainment," said Maltin. "I can think of no one who wasn't a performer who left such an indelible stamp on everything he did. He had a belief about what entertainment should be and a vision about taking this medium forward that really set him apart from everyone else." Awful PAB presentation by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor In my review of "The Terminator" at the time of its initial release, I stated in The Ranger that it was the worst film of 1984. Watching "The Terminator" is tantamount to watching the Vietnam war: a lot of blood and guts with no point or reason. Arnold Schwarzenegger is cast as a machine (oh irony!) that travels back in time to kill the mother of his enemy so his enemy will never exist. Another of his enemies goes back to the same time to prevent Schwarzenegger from killing the mother of his future comrade. But this guy screws the mother, so he turns out to be his future comrade's father. Confused? Me, too! Schwarzenegger has almost no dialogue at all, which is a blessing of sorts, and his performance is every bit as stilted as ever. There apparently were no plans to give any depth to the character (or thing) that Schwarzenegger portrays in "The Terminator," so he is once again just a lumbering slab of dumb, destructive strength. The violence is very graphic, with the camera lingering long and lovingly on dying, bleeding victims crawling away in slow motion. Linda Hamilton, who plays the future mother, is utilized for her beauty (her bed scene with co-star Michael Biehn is the picture's attempt at eroticism for patrons who enter the show with rolled-up newspapers) and is given little to do in the acting department other than to look terrified. The plot is hopelessly far-fetched and silly, the gunplay unmotivated and especially grisly. While there is a great deal of action (sometimes a nice word for violence), "The Terminator" is no more than a bluntly visceral experience in the same league as the monster "Dirty Harry." There is literally nothing here that will please anyone with the ability to read. Camp for artists set ******************************************** A one-week "Great North Woods Art Camp" for persons interested in studying nature from a first-hand aesthetic perspective will be offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from Sunday, June 2 through Saturday, June 8 at beautiful Red Cedar Lake, near Rice Lake in Barron County. Cost of the camp is $160 per participant. The fee covers food, instruction and lodging in the Knollwood Lodge overlooking the lake. To register and obtain more information, call 533-2312. Registration deadline is Monday, April 15. There are openings for 22 participants. Car-pooling will be arranged for the six-hour drive. The camp will be led by Parkside art professors David Holmes and Doug DeVinny, both of whom have exhibited their work regionally and nationally. "Drawing, watercolor, acrylic painting and maybe a little whittling are among the activities planned," said Holmes. A preliminary meeting to discuss logistics and principles of the art camp will be held at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, May 18 in C.A. Room 111. Persons interested in the camp are urged to attend. RANGER 9 Thursday, March 28, 1985 A pause in the disaster Behind the Sun by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Every year around Oscar time, newspapers, magazines and television are filled with interviews with Oscar nominees. I didn't feel that I had to stoop to that to get readers, so I decided not to interview these so-called "stars." (Besides, none of them would return my calls.) I decided instead that I would talk to one of the leading figures in the field of low budget films, Mr. Leon "One Take" Lipschitz. Q: Mr. Lipschitz, you claim that your movies have the lowest budgets in history. Could you clarify this? A: Well, the last film I made had a budget of $19.38. Q: How can you make films these days for so little money? A: Theft. Q: Theft? A: Yep. I steal damned near everything. Cameras, film, lights. You name it, we steal it. Q: Should you be admitting this? A: Oh, hey. Everybody knows it. Q: I'm surprised you haven't been arrested. A: Well, you see, no one has charged me with anything. Q: But you just said... A: I know. But what I didn't mention is that some of my best films have been shot through motel windows, in the back seats of cars, etc. Q: In other words, your whole operation is based on... A: Blackmail. Q: All right. Now, is it true you invented the so-called "slasher" film? A: Yes, that's very true. It was back in 1953. I made a film called "Kiss the Blood Off My Sister." It was the tender story of a girl, her somewhat enfeebled brother and the family dog. Q: A dog? A: Yes. I always like to put Workshop A "Dream Workshop" will be offered by Parkside through the Office of Continuing Education beginning Monday, April 15, 7-9 p.m. in Tallent Hall. This two-session workshop will include basic instruction, discussion and the sharing of dreams as well as practical methods to remember, record and interpret dreams and the symbols within them. A handout containing theories of dreaming, interpretation techniques and a reading list will be given each participant. Instructor John Andreozzi, of the Resource Center for Ethnic Studies and Neighborhood Organizing, has been instructed in the Jungian method of dream interpretation and has been teaching dream workshops in the Milwaukee area. The fee for this class is $10. For registration or additional information, caU 553-2312. Clapton LP hits the mark something in my films that appeals to families. In this case it was a cute, cuddly doggy. Q: And I suppose that in the end, the dog saves the heroine's life. A: No, not quite. Actually, he turns out to be a ruthless axe murderer and he chops her into little bits. This, of course, led to the sequel "A Hatful of Shirley," in which all of her pieces come to life and kill the cuddly little doggy in slow motion. It was a charming little film. Q: Sounds lovely. I recently saw one of your films "The Easter Bunny Massacre," and I was amazed at how good the special effects were, considering the low budget. A: What special effects are those? Q: The special make up in the death scenes. A: Oh, we don't use make up. Q: Then how do you achieve such realism? A: How else? We offed the actors. At the budgets we work with, I can't afford a make-up guy. Of course, we are running out of actors. Say, do you act? Q: Well I, I mean, I've done a little... A: How'd you like to be in my next film? I can see it now. You'd have a great death scene. We tie -you up and push you down a flight of stairs. Just like in "Kiss of Death." Ony in this one we'd put some sharp spikes and alligators at the bottom and... by J im Neibaur Feature Editor Some of the greatest guitar work on any rock and roll record has been performed by Eric Clapton. Clapton has shown capabilities in rock (Cream, Derek and the Dominoes), straight blues ("Nobody Knows You" on the Dominoes' LP "Layla"), even reggae (his cover of Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff"). He is perhaps best known as the master of a quintessential bluesrock fusion, emerging at a time when this musical combination was the rage among British rockers (The Rolling Stones and The Who in particular). Somehow Clapton manages to do effortlessly what others are struggling to accomplish. He has been capable of consistent high quality, "Behind the Sun," his latest on Warner's, yet another excellent showcase for his still impressive guitar riffs and gutsy blues-rock vo- Diamond Lif e Eric Clapton cals. "Forever Man," a danceable rocker, is the one chosen for top 40 radio, but perhaps the best cut on the album is "Something's Happening," a sixties-esque protest tune that makes a much stronger statement than any recent attempts by wimply new-wavers. The heartfelt camaraderie of the sixties experience (both musical and personal) is recalled perfectly by Clapton and, unlike recent attempts by John Fogerty or Mick Jagger, is successful in presenting itself during the eighties not sounding dated or out of place. Clapton's guitar work is especially impressive on the obligatory blues cut "Same Old Blues," while his performance of Eddie Floyd's R&B classic "Knock on Wood" puts the recent discofied Amii Stewart creeper to deserved shame. Production by Phil Collins comes to the forefront especially on the very meaningful and passionate title cut. Eric Clapton is one of the greatest rock musicians of all time. While others from his era (at a time when music really mattered) have either mellowed severely or thrown up their hands in frustration at their inability to adapt to musical and cultural changes, Clapton has maintained a firm handle on styles, statements and how to present them for maximum effect. "Behind the Sun" is definitely an LP that journeys deeper than the disc's surface grooves. Sade debuts with style by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "Diamond Life" is the new LP by Sade (pronounced SHAR-day), featuring the passionate and intimate vocals and songwriting of Nigerian- bom Sade Adu. Jazz and blues stem from African rhythms, Sade exemplifying the early development of this sound into its present day status as an art form. Her singing quality ranges from Billie Holliday to Rickie Lee Jones: moody, eloquent and powerful. The jazz-influenced tracks are similar to last year's LP by Everything But The Girl, another impressive group to emerge from England's new musical renaissance. "Diamond Life" is presently among the top selling LP's in Great Britain. Sade's vocals are backed by the Sade Adu saxophone and guitar of co-songwriter Stuart Matthewman, who exhibits a strong understanding for this musical style with expressive playing. The mood of the tracks is further set by pianist Andrew Hale and bassist Paul Denman. Often music becomes very standardized and thus less appealing, due to its lack of depth and substance. "Diamond Life" is a very offbeat, unusual record that displays great feeling and quiet passion utilizing its jazz and blues influences, combining them with contemporary production (sans the limitations of studio electronics), making a strong and effective statement. Mellow, but not dull; sophisticated, but not pretentious; "Diamond Life" is a very effective record that is well worth seeking out. It calls attention to a new musical talent that will bear some listening with ensuing projects. UNION SQUARE GRILL DAILY SPECIALS AFTER 4:30 P.M. HOURS: 11 am-2 pm 4:30 pm-7:00 pm MON. Turkey Nuggets w/sauce (BBQ, sweet-sour, hot mustard or horseradish) TUES. Pizza-By-The-Slice (Cheese & Sausage, Pepperoni or Veggies) WED. Stuffed Potato Skins (Mexican, Greek, Italian or Chili) THURS. Hot Subs 6 for 51.25 9 for 51.85 12 for 52.35 .50 2 for 1.79 1.49 f 10 Thursday, March 28, 1985 Men's basketball RANGER by Robb Luehr "There were only about 30 teams in the country that had a better record than we did." This, in the words of men's head basketball coach Rees Johnson, sums up Parkside's past season. The team had the best regular season record in school history with a 22-6 mark. Despite the record, however, Johnson had his share of difficulties with this team. "I didn't enjoy coaching this team as much as I've enjoyed coaching some of the other teams I've had," said Johnson. "The type of team we had was a group of individuals either searching for identity, for their position on the team or worth as a player. "At times in the year, I was really frustrated with the team because they weren't easy to coach. There were a lot of different egos, a lot of people going in different directions. It wasn't a team effort." Mark Zukley, a sophomore forward, said in regard to Johnson's comments, "I think he didn't like the attitudes on the team. There were many different and conflicting attitudes. People didn't always agree. Everybody had their own personality and it was hard to relate. "Everybody was trying to make a good impression early, because most of the people were new, and everybody was looking out for themselves instead of the team." Robert Jones, a center, didn't feel there was a problem, however. "The coach felt there was one so there had to be changes," said Jones. Junior forward Arthur "Jay" Rundles agreed with Jones and added, "Everybody got along pretty good." Jones said, "Coach's comments brought us together as a team and Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package A look back at a winning team made us do things more efficiently. "When coach came down on us, it gave us an incentive to play harder," added junior forward Cornell Saddler. In spite of the team attitude, Johnson said, "The biggest disappointment was how long it took the team to get together. "At Christmas time, we were really close, then we got set back by the southern trip and then coming home and getting beat by Stevens Point." Another disappointment was the lack of a team goal during the middle months of the season. "Not being in a conference race, you really don't have a hell of a lot to shoot for. All you can do is wait for tournament time," said Johnson. There were two turning points last season, according to Johnson. One was the Dec. 22 game against Green Bay. "We beat a team that's (NCAA) Division I — even though they're not a great one — by eig ht points at their place. That was a heck of a victory for us. It was our biggest test of the season at that point. It let our guys know they really were a good team." The other turning point was a three-game winning streak when the Rangers beat Oshkosh, Purdue- Calumet and Northeastern Illinois. "That stretch was important for us, to get our momentum going again," said Johnson. For the most part, however, Johnson praised his team's play and steady improvement throughout the season. "By the end of the year, culminating with the Eau Claire game, I was really quite pleased and proud of how much progress was made as far as team play was concerned. I think they made a lot of progress. t vo \Cen°s 2°d st" INSIDE MM MID-TOWN LOUNGE SPT» W*G5 Snacks, Pizza & Sandwiches Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Call 658-8788 The teams we had before, with (Erik) Womeldorf and Rundles were pretty solid, but they were .500 teams. Now, all of a sudden they know they are a 22-7 team. They learned that they can really win." The Rangers' play late in the season has left Johnson with great anticipation for next season. "I wish the season started tomorrow. "We're going to be a very good team next year. Not only do we have talent and maturity, we have that experience. Now, they know what they have to do, what kind of togetherness they have to have. "They (team members) know the demands that are put on them and what's expected of them. They will be much more willing to do them next year, because they've been on the firing line this year." The players also are looking forward to next season. "We've got all the players coming back (except for seniors Womeldorf, Stan Cameron and Dave Sergeant), and I know we're going to win this district (NAIA District 14)," said Zukley. "Next year we'll be more united. I think we'll be killing teams instead of just beating them." Jones added, "I feel pretty confident about this team. We have a great chance of making it to the national tournament, because of returnees like Dennis Davis, Rundles, Vince Hall and Saddler. I'm sure they will be hungry enough to go after the title." Johnson feels the team's nucleus will be intact, though it'll lose three members. "This will be Rundles' fourth year, and Davis will be a senior. Saddler has matured extremely well. We have other young men, like Zukley, Jones and Mike Henderson, who have an awful lot of potential. "How much they mature in six months from now we'll know when we open up our season. We also have a couple of guys who have been delayed, like Dan Carrera and Jeff Rhodes. "When I was at the National tournament in Kansas City, people were asking the Stevens Point people who was going to be tough in their district. They said Parkside. That's a pretty good compliment, coming from Point," Classified Services Offered TYPING, RESEARCH papers, resumes, etc. Call 6944572. EDITING: ANY course paper. Help yourself to better grades. Recent English major and experienced writer will edit your papers for grammar, punctuation, structure, coherence and style. Will correspond through mail or pickup and deliver. Call Margaret at 639-2047. For Sale PROFESSIONAL GUITAR amp, Peavey "Reknown." 450 watts, excellent condition! $600/best offer. Call 0004)000. MOVING SALE: 4-piece bedroom set. Full size bed, excellent condition, $150/best offer. Refrig and dryer, prices negotiable. Call 694- 8955. COMPLETE SONY component Stereo, 50 watts, $500. 634-5864. Personals THERE ONCE was a man named JEFF SLATER Who owed me ten bucks, that cheapskater. But he has paid off this debt And I sadly regret That a retraction will follow soon. Later. THE JEFF Slater smear campaign ends. Chapter 3: "The things I could have said about JEFF SLATER but didn't:" JEFF SLATER'S so cheap he can't afford to pay attention; JEFF SLATER may wear the pants in his relationship but Dawn buys them; Debit-Allowance for Bad Debts, Credit-JEFF SLATER; What do you get when you cross JEFF SLATER and a pair of roller skates? Answer: a cheap skate. JEFF SLATER wears a dress on ladies nite so he can drink for free. I retract. THE WOZ. WHO IS the NPSGA? Pass information to PLO (Parkside Liberation Organization.) ARE COMMUNICATIONSSSSSSS Majors really that picky? MIKE F: If you don't start making a tear sheet list for me, it may be the end for you. A.B.M. TO PLO: NPSGA are $%•*$. that's what! NPLO CHURCH OF Fun meeting Friday night. BE there or be neg fun. ISN'T KEITH Harmann a devoted Communicationsssss Major? Bus. Mgr. HAVE YOU joined the Church of Fun yet? 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U* (SMlie l^ureet Puzzler Answer % » 20 OFF All Nuts Week of April 1 G A P IS L E E |P tv O W A 1 R 1 L A G E R 1 R A S L O W 1 N G O L L A S F A T E E V 1 L S P 1 N S A M O V A R S L 1 T E R L 1 K EJ| 1 T E N S E T 1 T E ms P A E T A L E N lis T E E R P |A S S A G E s E A R S A 1 T S p E A RJ S 1 N A 1 T E R H 1 T E A D D V 1 A L s 1 N E E P A SL E| D 1 L E|1 G A L We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts i Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION & TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 Jacqueline Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 6 • • • • • • • • • • • • RANGER 11 Thursday, March 28, 1985 Tennis Team is stronger than last year's by Kimberlie Kranich "This team has a competitive attitude. They love to play for a point. They play that point out. I like that," said Dick Frecka, coach of this year's men's tennis team. After over three weeks of practice, Frecka has a good idea of what his team looks like. "I would say that ability-wise, we should be stronger than we were last year. This year we've got good balance. The top six players are going to be pretty close. Number one probably won't beat number six more than 6- 2 or 6-3." The top six players are third-year man Art Shannon, first-year men Chris Schuleit, Tom Hermes, Dan Hyatt, Dave Hyatt and Tom Pacetti, and second-year man Frank Mejia. Second-year men Alan Elsmo, Brian Langenbach and Mike Roszkowski and first-year men Dan Kitzmann and Keith Strand complete the twelve-man squad. With the exception of a few warm days, the majority of practices have been indoors, squeezing twelve players onto three courts. Securing gym time is a problem because tennis has to share the gym with baseball, softball and track. "It's hard sometimes to get the players to come at the times the gym is available. We're not alone; the other sports have had the same problem," said Frecka. Practicing inside can also present adjustment problems. Frecka said the biggest adjustment problem is lighting. "Outdoors you see the ball so much better. The disadvantages of outside courts are temperature, wind and surface factor. The outdoor courts are also much slower than the indoor courts." Whether inside or out, the men will be tough. "This year we have experience. If everybody stays healthy, we'll be all right." Meet famous athletes• and more — join the Ranger Staff. WLLC-D139A. Although the team is twelve players strong and only six can play at any given time, Frecka said he likes big teams. "I don't like to cut. I've had players who didn't make the top six in their freshman year and in their senior year they were playing one, two and three. They had the ability; they just didn't have the experience." In addition to the team's ability, their attitude will affect their success. "The attitude of the team seems to be pretty positive. Everybody's pumped up about the drills and there is no negative chatter. Mejia and Shannon decided not to take full-time jobs, and their presence on the team will add some depth," said Hermes. Frecka looks for a positive team attitude, also. "My main concern is not whether we win each match, but that individuals become a team and show consideration for one another." A tennis player himself, Frecka knows what it takes to become a winner and gives advice and encouragement to his players. "I tell them, win if you can, get beat if you must, but don't lose. "There's a difference. If you go out there and you're hitting good shots and your opponent is hitting better shots and winning points, you're not losing to him. But, if you go out there and the person on the other side of the net isn't as good as you are, and you're hitting the ball into the net, then you're losing to your opponent — h e's not beating you." The men have their first meet Tuesday, April 2 against Carroll College at 3 p.m. on the Parkside courts. Wrestlers are disappointed in NAIA National Tournament The wrestling team, seeded seventh in the nation, placed 24th in the NAIA National Tournament held in Jamestown, North Dakota March 7-9. Six wrestlers competed in the tournament, but only two left with Ail-American honors. "I thought we wrestled much poorer than what we were capable of," said Coach Jim Koch. "If these boys would have wrestled close to their seeds, probably we would have placed seventh." Individual seedings were Jack Danner-134 lbs.-ninth; Mark Dubey- 142 lbs.-ninth; Mike Muckerheide- 158 lbs.-fourth; Todd Yde-167 lbs.- fourth. Ted Keyes, 177 lbs., and Craig Patz, 190 lbs., were seeded third in their weight classes. Yde wrestled all the way to the semi-finals before losing to Howard Seay from Central State University, Oklahoma, 2-1. Seay went on to win second place honors in his weight class. Yde wrestled to fifth place in his weight class, which earned him Ail-American honors. Muckerheide, who also won All- American honors, wrestled to the quarter-finals and lost to Eric Lujan from the University of Southern Colorado, 16-6. In this match, Muckerheide hurt his shoulder, prompting Koch to default him out of the tournament. Muckerheide also won Academic All-American with a 3.6 GPA. "He could possibly have wrestled back for as high as third place. That hurt us, but his health is obviously more important than our placement," said Koch. Keyes, who missed All-American status, also won Academic All- American, with a 3.0 GPA. Koch said the team's finish was a personal disappointment because his team has in the past finished among the top ten. UW-P player Tennis schedule Tuesday, April 2 vs. Carroll, at home, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 13, vs. Moraine Valley, at home, noon. Monday, April 22, at Carthage, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 3 vs. Lake County, at home, 3 p.m. Monday, April 15, vs. Concordia, at home, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 24, at Carroll, 2 p.m. Friday, April 5, vs. Beloit, at home, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 17, vs. UWM, at home, 3 p.m. Friday, April 26, at Lake County, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 6, vs. Green Bay, at home, 1 p.m. Friday, April 19, at Beloit, 2 p.m. Saturday, April 27, at Concordia, 1 p.m. Wednesday, April 10, vs. Carthage, at home, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 20, at Moraine Valley, 1 p.m. Saturday, May 4, vs. Alumni, at home, 1 p.m. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION CASH-HANDLING ATTENDANT All positions available Fall semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Monday, April 15. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS UNION SQUARE BAR RECREATION CENTER • CINEMA THEATER • SWEET SHOPPE All positions are available 2nd semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Friday, Dec. 14. -S - 12 Thursday, March 28, 1985 HANGER Wayne Dannehl The man behind the Phy-Ed administrator Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl came to Parkside in September, 1972, ready for home-town sports. After coaching and teaching for five years at a Big 10 School (University of Illinois), Dannehl wanted to move away from "things associated with big time athletics." Dannehl said, of "big time" schools: "They (student athletes) get a false sense of how important they are and I don't like that. That's part of our culture. "When kids get to think they're more important than the program, they're missing the whole point. That's why I never get too concerned about spectators." Dannehl settled into the small school atmosphere the same day the physical education building opened its doors. With this move came some changes. "The first year we spent a lot of time just getting the heat and water on." But another major change which occurred under Dannehl's direction was the inclusion of women's athletics on the college level. "We felt fairly proud that we were one of the first schools in the state, as well as in the nation, to have those opportunities for women." The only obstacle faced, said Dannehl, dealt with money. "That's by Steve Kratochvil Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the head coach of the Parkside baseball team, has done it all, from getting inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame to playing professional basketball and baseball. Oberbruner was born in Ashland, Wisconsin, where he excelled in several sports at DePadua High School. But baseball was his specialty. Toward the end of his high school career, Oberbruner had to choose between playing pro baseball and going to college; he opted for the latter. Oberbruner graduated from Notre Dame in 1940. "While I was at Notre Dame, I played professional basketball for the Pistons. You could do that back in those days." After graduation, Oberbruner played pro baseball for Fort Wayne, a team affiliated with the Cleveland Indians. He went on to play with the Boston Braves as shortstop and center fielder. His basketball career ended after the attack on Pearl Harbor, when he was drafted into the army. "I was really coming into my own at that point," said Oberbrunner. "When I got back I realized that I didn't have it any more." Unable to play competitively, Oberbruner got into the coaching field. He returned to Wisconsin in 1946 to help manage the Beloit team of the Central Wisconsin League. A "In addition to being the chief administrator of this unit. I put up with what they call the human side of the enterprise. All the nitty gritty problems that occur between persons end up here. " -Wayne Dannehl not to say we haven't had money for the programs, but when you add eight or nine women's sports, it involves a lot of money. "We really operate on a terribly low budget. If I had to do it over again, I would probably go for a lot more money to support the programs." Besides creating new programs, however, Dannehl is involved with administration.' "I'm responsible for the operation of the building, the phy ed, inyear later he was hired at Milton College, where he would spend the next 23 years in charge of the coaching duties for football, basketball and baseball. Oberbruner became the baseball coach at Parkside in 1970. " I came here primarily due to A1 Dearborn. He was dean of students at Milton before he took a similar position here. It was his influence that caused me to consider Parkside." Oberbruner signed 21 players to professional baseball contracts. His son, Jamey, a former Ranger, is one of them. "Speaking as a coach and not as a father, Jamey was probably the best player I ever coached," he said. "Jamey had all the tools to be in the big leagues. But he got caught in a numbers game and was released by Pittsburgh. It's really a shame he never got a good shot at it. "If Jamey had made it, I would have been the happiest guy in the world. That would have made everything complete, darn it." Oberbruner was recently elected into the Wisconsin High School Coaches Hall of Fame though he never coached a high school team. "Making the Hall of Fame is really something special to me. When I look back on all that has happened, it makes reaching the Hall of Fame something very special. "I'm directly connected with high schools. I recruit the boys for tramural and athletic programs, fund raising and making sure people stay within their budgets." The budgets have been met in all of Dannehl's 13 years. Included in the regular administrative affairs is Dannehl's duty to the community. He is presently involved in the Rotary Club and Kenosha Night at the Brewers. "As a member of Parkside's community, I also work in the local communities. That's kind of an obligation of the job, although I Ken "Red" Oberbruner college and help them get their degrees. Then I try to develop their skills for a professional contract. "I'm here at Parkside because I like people, college students in particular. I like to watch them grow academically and athletically. They should realize, however, that getting their degree is the most important thing." Oberbruner's name is in the Hank Aaron display at Milwaukee County Stadium, he has played against the Globetrotters and the list just goes on for Oberbruner, now 67 a nd a semi-retired teacher and coach. "I guess you could say I'm kind of a bird dog for the Pittsburgh Pirates, too," he said, referring to his casual scouting duties for the major league club. "I got a call the other day. The Brewers are looking for a pitching coach. Jamey would make a heck of a coach." don't mind doing it. "It also helps us, because when we need help, people are willing to come to us and help because we've been helping the community." Though Dannehl spends part of his time dealing with outside groups, most of his hours are spent dealing with inside problems. Just a few of the difficulties encountered range from recruiting new athletes to finding funding for post-season play. "Recruiting is a 'great chore' as a commuter campus. It's much more difficult from an administrative point of view than it is on a resident campus." Despite the difficulties, Parkside manages to produce athletes good enough to go to Nationals. Traveling and playing at Nationals, however, costs money, money which is not funded. Through the years, Dannehl has had to find ways to raise that money. "Our kids do quite well athletically, considering everything. It's a tribute to our kids and to the coaching. I got to figure out how the heck we're going to pay for all this stuff." "In addition to being the chief administrator of this unit, I put up with what they call the human side of the enterprise. All t he nitty gritty problems that occur between The seventh annual Whitewater Half-Marathon and simultaneous Four Mile Run will be held Sunday, May 5. Sponsored by Whitewater's Army ROTC Detachment and supported by Company 'E,' 2nd Battalion (TLAT), Wisconsin Army National Guard, the races will begin at 10 a.m. at the intersection of Prairie Street and Starin Road on Whitewater's campus. For the certified 13.1 mile Half- Marathon, trophies will go to the male and female winners. Medals will be awarded to the first three persons end up here." Dannehl welcomes each day with the knowledge it will be filled with challenge. He accepts the challenge thrown at him daily. One goal he has for the future of Parkside is an aerobic program with weight training. With this program. Dannehl hopes to bring more people out to the physical education building to use it. "We're (Dannehl and coach. Steve Stephens) chasing around trying to convince the people who have the money that we should expend this kind of money trying to involve more people in the program." All this effort coincides with Dannehl's hope to open the facilities to more people (students and faculty, as well as student-athletes). Dannehl is also working on making the gym a "street shoe" gymnasium, in which students have easy access to the gym. "Intramurals don't fly in a commuter school," said Dannehl. Instead, Dannehl sees the "street shoe" gymnasium replacing or supplmenting intramurals for those students who come and go. Dannehl is content with his position, saying he's in an ideal place. Dannehl can see through the murkiness of the daily dilemmas with a positive outlook. finishers in each of the following classes: male age 18 and under, 19- 24, 25-34, 35-39, 40-49 and age 50 and over; female, same as male, except the last class is 40 and over. Advance registration fee is $5, $6 on the day of the race. Registration must be completed between 7:30 and 9:30 a.m. Entry forms can be obtained by phoning the ROTC Detachment at (414) 472-1563, extensions 1747 or 1541, or by writing Army ROTC Detachment (RUN), UW-Whitewater, Whitewater WI 53190-1790. MILLER HIGH LIFE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Jackie Rittmer On the Florida softball trip, Jackie saved the first win over I.U.P.U.I. with a defensive play. She first caught a sinking fly ball to center field, and then picked the runner off th ird base, who thought the ball was going through. Jackie is a junior elementary education major. She is also a two-time NAIA All-American. Oberbruner inducted into High School Coaches Hall of Fame Whitewater Half-Marathon Set Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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NO* /-^V j Beatrice Thursday, April 1, 1985 Free, obviously Vol. 13, No. 100 Helms buys Chancellor seat - appoints Watts and Falwell by Bye Birdie In a surprise move Monday, North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms, the arch-conservative head of the Senate Agriculture Committee, bought the position of Chancellor at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. The post had been vacant since the sudden disappearance last week of Chancellor Alan Guskin. Guskin could not be reached for comment. In his introductory speech to students and faculty, Helms chuckled, "I've got a few little changes planned." The littlest of these, apparently, is that the university will officially defy the state's Indoor Clean Air Act. All classrooms, hallways and meeting areas will be designated as smoking areas, Helms announced, adding that each classroom will be supplied with a cigarette vending machine. While some students have questioned the wisdom of such a move, outgoing PSGA vice-president Paul Johnson predicted that student opinion would rally behind the new Chancellor. "I believe this is a decision we can all live with," Johnson said. "It isn't like there aren't going to be any non-smoking areas at all. I think Helms mentioned the power plant, behind the number two backup power generator, for example. Unfortunately, the new Chancellor made no mention of increasing the availability of co ffee. This is a point on which I'd like to see more deliberation." More controversial are the personnel changes which the Stranger has learned are being planned by the new administration. Several members of the faculty have already protested the selection of the Reverend Jerry Falwell to head the Life Science department. "What the hell qualifications has that man got in Life Science?" said one professor, who spoke on the condition that his or her name, department, gender, tenure status, address and hair color be kept confidential. "He's read every book on the subject he'll ever need to, starting with Genesis and ending with Revelation," replied Helms, who promised to find out every last little thing about the above professor and "deal with the problem as soon as possible." "The scientific theory of Creationism has most certainly been short-changed in American Higher Education," commented Falwell. "New evidence in favor of Creationism is being discovered every day. Why, archeologists have just unearthed the actual apple core from the fruit eaten by Adam and Eve. It did not evolve from a pomegranate, and carbon-dating dates it at not 25 billion but 6,000 years." Falwell also praised Helms' decision to institute a policy of opening each class period with a prayer. "With the record of education today, kids need all the help they can get," he explained. James Watts is slated to head the groundkeeping department. "I'm really looking forward to this job," the former Interior Secretary told the Stranger. "There is plenty of open space which the University is at present under-utilizing. That, what is it, wheat field on the east side of campus: who needs it? We could rent that space out to firms who need to dispose of their waste products. Studies show that the Pike River Valley could be rich in coal deposits, and extracting them could positively impact the tuition rates for decades to come. The new ROTC complex will obliviate the necessity of pruning that stupid forest my predecessors allowed to grow all over the south campus. But what I'm looking forward the most is the constrution of the MX missile silos between the inner and outer loop roads." There are more changes to come. Helms expressed concern with the Wyllie Library. "A lot of those books have got to go," he told a faculty meeting Monday night. "Decadence, immorality, and filth pervade those shelves. It's not just fiction — F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Baldwin and other inflammatory authors — b ut many of the so-called non-fiction books are dangerous as well. I've talked this matter over with Mr. Watt and clearly we cannot have all these discarded books lying all over the place, creating a litter problem. He and I agree that the most effective and ' environmentally soud means if disposing of the materials would be to burn them." The resulting uproar among the faculty was soon quelled by the beefed-up campus security force. Helms has stressed that the moral development of the students at P.U. is of prime concern to his new administration. In addition to the prayer time in all class periods _ a chapel will be added to the campus, taking the place of Union Square. Whether attendance will be mandatory has not yet been decided, said Helms. In a related matter, Helms expressed pleasure that the university has gotten rid of Gen Con. "That's a very dangerous game," he told a PSGA meeting Monday. "You get little children believing that they are demons, that they are suicidal maniacs, that they can become invisible at will and open locked doors with magical spells. Besides, have you ever seen any of those people? They're all GEEKS!" The Stranger has learned that the reason Helms has purchased the Chancellorship of P.U. is that he has changed his mind in regards to his efforts to buy the CBS television network and change its newscasting policies. Sources close to the Senator inform us that Helms seeks to win over the hearts and minds of persons aged 18-30, w hom he feels are ripe for the new conservative movement. Rather than forcing ideological change upon an established television network, the Senator feels that it is more cost-effective to force campus newspapers to promote the conservative line. The editorial staff of Stranger, however, maintains that the newspaper's integrity depends upon its independence from administration interference. Editor Jennie Tunkieicz (rhymes with munkieicz) has promsied that the Stranger will never knuckle under...(excuse me, I've got to answer the phone.) Hello? My transcripts? You can't... Now, just a minute... You wouldn't! You can't! You will? NO....anything but that! Wait! I'll tell you anything you want to know! I'll write whatever you say! You want to know who that professor is who doesn't like Falwell? Can I... Yes, sir. Certainly, sir. Of course, sir. Thank you, sir. Goodbye, sir. And in conclusion, the entire student body at Parkside is looking forward with anticipation and enthusiasm to the bright new era promised by Chancellor Helms, a right, true, Christian and upstanding human being — na y, saint, the boots of which I arp not worthy to lick the mud and scum off of with my own tongue. Let's all give him our full support. How about a nice round of applause for God's Gift to Parkside, Jesse "The Great" Helms! Let them eat it raw by All Means Last week a new food service took over the job of feeding hungry Parkside students. A spokesman for the Ralston Purina company said they will do all they can to insure that students are fed well. "We just recently expanded our operation to include running food operations for colleges," said company spokesman T. Ralph Bowouzer. "We are trying to move our image beyond that of just a pet food company." Bowouzer said that one way in which this image change will be accomplished is by the introduction of a new product: Purina College Chow. "New College Chow contains all the necessary nutrients needed for a busy college student. These nutrients are put together in a tasty, textbook-shaped nugget," said Bowouzer. "These nuggets have the additional feature of making their own gravy when you put water on them," he added. In an informal poll, ninety percent of students polled said they were unaware of the food sewice change-over, although most said they had noticed an improvement in food quality. Toss me a dorf by Bonds The Parkside Athletic Department, in conjunction with the International Person Tossing Federation, is sponsoring an event that could attract major attention to Parkside. The event is the "Dorf Throw," based on the popular and controversial dwarf tossing contests held in Australia. In this event, Parkside Ranger basketball star Erlan Wonderdorf will throw contestants as far as he can. A helmet and padding will be provided for the participants. The person thrown the farthest by Wonderdorf will receive free hospitalization at the instutition of his choice. The event will cost $5, with half the proceeds going to feed the residents of Ranger Hall. Entries are limited to the first 50 people to sign up. Entry forms are available at the Athletic Department office and major medical centers in Racine and Kenosha. Start Can you help Doug find his way through registration? L HO"] BOOKS FofJ 3 WEEKS ZL_J Default O/v Sro&E#T Loaw Sec-fion Closed TRY AGA/A// Finish V by Gones To have known him is to have forgotten him, but such is truly an unjust fate for one of the early pioneers of television spectery, Basil Wraithbone, perhaps best known as one of the original members of the Ghostly Trio of the Casper The Friendly Ghost series. Wraithbone, however, has been staging a comeback in recent years, and was gracious enough to grant me a recent telephone interview. "I was new to show business back then," the 120-year-old Wraithbone told me, speaking of his 1944 start with the Casper series. "In life, I had been a bassoon instructor in a little town called Shunk, Pennsylvania, but after my death in 1940, I passed on to other things." For a while, Wraithbone haunted a music store in Shunk, and that is how he came to break into show business. "It's the kind of thing you read about always happening to other people," he told me. "I was basically just hanging around the back room playing a bassoon, when this guy comes in and says to me, 'Hey, you play that thing real good.' Next thing I know, I'm in the theater, off-Broadway, in a musical revival of 'Spoon River Anthology.' I'd never been in a play before, but I decided, 'Hey! This is fun' and that's how it started." In 1944 Wraithbone got word that Famous Studios was planning a series featuring a friendly ghost, and he went to audition for the part. Wraithbone was turned down for the lead role, but ended up being cast as one of the series' regular villains. "They were looking for someone young, to appeal to the youth audience, for the leading role," Wraithbone explained. "Even with a falsetto, no one is going to believe I am a kid." And so the part went to Casper Wyman, then aged 43, a child vaudeville star who had suffocated to death in 1907 due to a large tomato thrown at him by an irate theater-goer in Toledo. In no time at all, the Casper series was a big success, and that is when the trouble started. Wraithbo- Chancellor applications sought Is a small liberal arts college what you're looking for? Are you bored? Do you hate Ohio? Would $62,000 a year help pay your gambling debts? Would you like your own private bar in your office? Could you tolerate driving an old station wagon, if it was free? Would you like a rent-free home where you wouldn't have to mow your own lawn or wash your own windows? If you can answer yes to two or more of the above questions, you might be qualified for the position of Chancellor — even if you can't read the questions, you may still be qualified. The Stranger is accepting applications for this rather dull, and certainly uneventful job. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY! Be the first Chancellor on your block. 10-year employment limit. Get your application today! Wraithbone, seen here at the 1952 gala opening of "She's Working Her Way Through College" with Ronald Reagan, no longer regrets having downed so many martinis that he barfed all over the future President's nice white suit. ne started hitting the bottle. Hard. "I can look back on the films now and see how badly it was affecting my work," said Wraithbone. "I was hazy and blurred and kept fading in and out all the time. You look at the outtakes and you can see shots of me falling flat on my face through the floor. It was bad. Production schedules also suffered; Wraithbone would show up at the shoots late or not at all — and sometimes he would arrive for the shoot and still not show up, totally forgetting to become visible, which drove the make-up crew crazy. Finally, the management of Famous Studios handed him his walking papers. "They slipped right through my fingers. I was in shock. I couldn't even hold on to a piece of paper." Wraithbone described his fight to free himself from the bottle as "one of the most terrible periods of my afterlife," but well worth it, and now he is concentrating on his comeback. "It was difficult after living down the reputation I had made during my drinking years," he admits. He was turned down for parts in "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" and "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir," among others, but by the late 70's the industry was ready to forget Wraithbone's past. His big break came when Steven Spielberg asked him to make a cameo appearance in his 1982 film "Poltergeist." "There's no doubt about it, Spielberg is one of the greatest directors alive today," said Wraithbone. "He has a real feeling for the afterlife. At times it made me think he may have been dead once himself, and I mean that as a compliment." I asked Wraithbone why he turned down a role in the 1984 blockbuster "Ghostbusters," starring Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd. "Murray and Ackroyd, they're two really funny men, and I really respect (Harold) Ramis, but I felt that film was demeaning to dead people. There's no understanding of what it means to be a dead person in society today. What of the future? "I'm looking at a number of scripts right now," said Wraithbone. "I've got one right here, called 'Jacques Brel is Deceased, Oh, Well, and Buried in Paris,' which looks mighty promising. It's a musical. That would bring me around full circle, I guess." More immediately, Wraithbone would like to return to visit Shunk, Pennsylvania, again. "I haven't been there in ages., it would be good to see my old haunts again." Do you have a small plot of unused land? \ An old garden? A window box? Now you can put these unused bits of land to work and help out your country at the same time. The U S needs MX Missile Sites. With 25 new missiles on the way we need places to put them. Fast. it's easy Just call or write and we'll send a grossly overpaid 8 government construction crew to your home within days to a begin work In just two years and 17 cost overruns, you'll have S a backyard to be proud of. And the best part is: your yard will ^ look just the same as before, except for the steel hatch and the 8 70 000 sq. ft. of poured concrete. 3 So if you want to help, just call 1-SOO-SKA-BOOM or write: ^ NUKE THEM RUSSKIES. Box 1000. Pueblo. Col. 81009. Spirited superstar from ghost to ghost Giant bagel attacks UW-P by Pass A 50 foot onion bagel invaded the campus today. Onlookers cried, "It was horrible, frightening!" A total of 30 people were injured as the leavened loaf lunked through the hallways. 15 people received squished appendages, and the other 15 wer e hospitalized for removal of embedded crumbs from their bodies. It is rumored that the bagel grew to its enormous size after an unknown student spilled radioactive coffee on it. The coffee was grown on a nuclear waste site as part of an environmental experiment program. "We were testing to determine the effects of nuclear waste products on waste-heads, so a college was the perfect surrounding. It's unfortunate that an innocent bagel was hurt in the process," said Nat Snora, Food and Drug Services Director at Sparkside. The National Guard was called in to stop the bagel from spreading terror across the city. The National Guard put a stop to the mammoth roll by freezing it in its tracks. But according to Snora the 50 foot frozen bagel will not be wasted. 25 aircraft flew the bagel to Ethiopia as Sparkside's contribution to famine relief. Snora said the Union also hopes to grow cream cheese and jelly by pouring radioactive coffee on the spreads. The humongous cheese and jelly will also be sent to Africa for use on the huge bagel. "Oy vey," said Snora. "A bagel without cream cheese is like an hour without a beer." Bagel attack captured by ace Stranger . 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Tubes interview Page 8 » Baseball Page 12 Woodstock remembered Page 7 Space Shuttle "Discovery9 has a Parkside connection The space shuttle Discovery, which went into orbit last Friday, has a strong Parkside connection. The shuttle is carrying an experiment designed by Keith Ward, a former Parkside chemistry professor and Mary Ann Perozzo, a 1983 chemistry graduate. Perozzo, 23, is a research assistant at the U.S Naval Laboratory in Washington, D.C. and Ward is a research biophysicist in that lab. Their experiment involves the growth of protein crystals in a weightless environment. The crystals were isolated by the researchers in the bioluminescent marine jellyfish, a species common to the world's oceans. Keith Ward It is hoped that the weightless environment will facilitate the growth of the crystals and make them easier to study. Perozzo said the two researchers are hoping to get the experiment back within a week. Since the crystals will grow more perfectly in a low gravity environment, she said, they will not only be able to study the structure of protein, which requires the proteiq to be in a crystal form, but they will also be able to study crystal development and growth. Ward, who taught chemistry at Parkside from 1976 to 1984, has been working on the experiment in Washington since October. Perozzo, who taught chemistry lab last semster, has been with the lab as Ward's assistant for several months. David Beach named Director of new advising center Thursday, April 18, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 27 by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor David Beach, associate professor of Psychology, has been named Interim Director of Advising an d Orientation for the newly developed Advising Center located in WLLC D-174 in th e former Career Resource Center. The Advising Center, which was established by the Faculty Senate last fall, will serve students who are admitted to Parkside under "conditional" status, which requires prescriptive advising. Beach said the Center will probably be operational to a limited extent in the fall semester. "I would like to contribute to student success at Parkside. Success, I feel, includes grades, but it goes f ar beyond. I hope to provide encouragement to students, prod them to think further and to explore and experience the full range of undergraduate education. I feel that if in a student's mind the classroom experience is more than 50 percent of their education, then that student is not getting an education. It's too seductive for students, faculty and staff to put on such a > conceptual blinder that they lose sight of the more general purpose and direction, to the detriment of all involved," said Beach. Beach is currently working on developing a steering committee for the Advising Center, as well as putting together a budget. "I am also developing some ways to invol- David Beach ve counselor, students, and various other groups, such as financial aids, in the Advising Center," said Beach. ' The Career Resource Center materials are now located in the Career Planning and Placement Office, WLLC D-173. Info counter opened on Concourse An academic information counter has been opened on the WLLC concourse across from the Library/Learning Center. The counter is staffed by Student Services personnel who will answer questions about enrollment and will refer students to staff, faculty or other campus or community resources. "The idea is to put ourselves and some of the services we provide more directly in front of the students. Staff felt that being in a highly visible and accessible location would make it easier for students to approach us and get information they need. A lot of s tudents may have questions or want more information about such things as general degree requirements, adding and dropping classes, registration, placement tests and many other things," said Stuart Rubner, Director of Community Student Services. Rubner said that after staffing the counter for only a few days this week, it is obvious, by t he number of students who have sought infor- Two phones have been installed at the counter — o ne is available for students to make quick on-campus calls or in the community, and another for staff to use to gather requested information or make referrals. „ The counter will be staffed in the morning and early afternoons and then again in late afternoon and. evening. A counselor is also on duty in WLLC D-175 Student Services office from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. daily andi to 4:30 p.m. on Friday. , J Up on a roof - The leaky roof of the Concourse walkway, which overlooks Inner Loop Road, is getting a needed repair job. Guskin discusses issues by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Chancellor Alan E. Guskin discussed the housing proposal, engineering accreditation and the catchup pay plan at the Open Forum on Monday. An aud ience member asked Guskin to explain the rationale for senior citizen housing which was part of the on-campus housing development proposal. "The marketing survey has shown that the current demand for senior housing is such that we're going to put the plan on the back burner for now. I do feel, though, that this project could benefit the university. Universities are prime places for the elderly. Elder Hostel programs have been very successful at other campuses. It would be exciting to serve that type of population at Parkside. We have also recently found that the market is not right yet for the married student housing. The price estimates for apartments are not consistent with what students indicated they would pay for rent when asked in a survey. Our present plan is to develop traditional student apartments for 300 to 350 students with six people per suite, two double and two singles. This plan is consistent to the original layout plan for Parkside. What makes this housing proposal unique is that it will be funded by private money and not funded by the state," said Guskin. When asked when the housing is projected to be completed, Guskin said, "If the Board of Regents approves the proposal in June, and I Continued on page 2 . . - t /DO YOU DIFFER WITH PRESIDENT REAGAN ON <RY . ANYTHING V WELL ^ ' I THINK T HAT MAROON TIE OF HIS WITH THE BLUE STRIPES IS L TOO WIDE... /"T WELL ^ DQ YOU DIFFER ' WITH PRESIDENT REAGAN ON ANYTHING «P THERE IS THAT T IE. 2 Thursday, April 18,1985 Editorial Remember the Holocaust by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor In the period between 1933 and 1945, more than 29 million people were killed. Six million of them were killed because they were Jewish. On Monday, the film "To Bear Witness" was shown on campus. The film was developed by the United States Holocaust Memorial Council. Chancellor Alan Guskin commented before the film began, "We must never forget — not only Jews but every person — we must remember that this holocaust happened in one of the 'civilized' countries of the world. It is the best indication that intelligence and rational learning is not enough in educating people — we must also deal with our values of social justice, of commitment to a humane and just society. "Will a holocaust be repeated? Maybe not in the same grotesque manner as in Nazi Germany. But there are the 'killing fields' of Cambodia, the massacres in Africa, the wanton killing in almost every part of the globe. "People massacre others when they believe that the other is nonhuman or sub-human. What we must never forget is that all human beings of whatever beliefs, of whatever background, of whatever ethnicity, of whatever conditions, remain human beings and must be given the humane treatment, the same potential for hope, and to have the same ability to achieve a sense of integrity." "To Bear Witness" focused in on events throughout the holocaust period, the applicaton of anti-Semitic laws, Kristallnacht (the Night of the Broken Glass when anti-Semitic attacks took place in Germany and Austria), the deportation of 300,000 Jews from the Warsaw Ghetto to •Treblinka, the liquidation of the Warsaw Ghetto, the constant extermination of the Jewish population. The film brings out the concept that it was no longer a question of how one hopes to survive in the Nazi world, but for a Jew it became a question of how one chose to die. You could go down easy, just take it and die, or you could go down . more honorably, fightinbg, even though the chance for survival seemed unreachable. At one point in the film, the speaker comments that it was not a matter of "Hitler being so evil, but that millions had not the courage to be good." When liberation finally came, after the invasion by the Allied Forces, there may have been some cheering at the camps, but by then, for a lot of prisoners of the camps, it was too late. They had gone past the point of malnutrition and hunger, abuse and suffering to merely hanging on to be able to die in freedom. For some that was all the hope there was... Letter to the Editor Faith healing a reality To the Editor: This letter is addressed to all people who have always wanted to see God move in a mighty way. If you are a Christian and are a fan of the Christian talk show PTL •Club, then you know what I'm talking about. So many people have ridiculed the teachings of the Bible without really knowing what those teachings are. In most cases their understanding is limited only to what they have learned in their denominational Sunday School: man-made doctrine presented as Bible teaching. The Bible says in Heb. 11:6 that without faith it is impossible to please God. Without faith does not mean being a certain denominational member. Many churches teach Biblical salvation, but don't know a thing about Biblical healings or the devil or speaking with npw tongues. There is a church in Dallas started eight years ago by a man and his wife who hungered to know God. They had a successful ministry of preaching and teaching God's word. The man's name is Bob Tilton. Two years ago Bob Tilton had a vision where he saw the word of God being beamed up to a satellite, and the satellite literally rained it back down on the North American continent and around the world. If y ou did see PTL Club this past Sunday, April 14 marked the 45th night of God's miracle healing revival. Miracles by the thousands have taken place all around the world. Many, many healings of cancer and back problems — even short legs grow to full length at the command of Jesus' name. You say, "Yea, that's all set up. They have a few people shout 'Hal- , **t Continued on Page 8 RANGER by Kari Dixon Nobody asked me, but I am sick of Cyndi Lauper and Madonna being billed as the epitome of the "new woman" in popular music. While Lauper has more artistic depth than the sex kitten Madonna, both come up short when compared to the singers of the 70's like Patti Smith, Janice Ian and Joni Mitchell. But the new woman of the 80's dies completely in comparison to the female singers of the 60's, including Grace Slick, Tina Turner, and especially Janis Joplin. Joplin, quite simply, brought misery into popular music. She incorporated her love of the blues style of Bessie Smith into a type of popular music that no one has yet to recreate. In between little phrases of wisdom like "If you've got it today, you don't wear it tomorrow because tomorrow never happens," and "If you got a cat for one day, man, you got to call that love." She sang (and I mean sang) songs that dripped with emotion, depression, booze and cigarette smoke. Today's new woman sings about nice things and worries about her clothes. Madonna sings about feeling "like a virgin," and Cyndi Lauper says profoundly that "Money changes everything." The albums are produced for mass commercial success, with the eye on the everpopular video that further pushes the artist to a visual rather than musical emphasis. And the contents of the songs themselves are totally different. The songs sung by Joplin had an Continued on Page 3 Guskin discusses issues at Open Forum Continued from page 1 think it will, then September 1987 is reasonable time for completion." A student asked Guskin why Parkside's Engineering Technology program has not yet been accredited. "I've been told since 1978 that the engineering program would receive accreditation and it still has not," said the student. The student also felt that non-accreditation was hurting students' chances to get jobs after graduation. Guskin said, "I am not in favor of specialized accreditation. This is a big debate at many campuses. In order to get accreditation, one group of faculty comes in and tries to determine if your program is desirable in relationship to some national criteria. What is important is, do the faculty and students in the institution think the program is desirable? It would be better if these groups would determine what the goals of the program in an institution are and see if those goals are being met. I'm not willing to let other campuses dictate what they think is desirable. It's too prescriptive. "I don't believe there is any evidence that states Parkside graduates are not getting jobs because the program is not accredited. If that is the case though, then our job is to convince businesses that we offer quality. Accreditation only whipsaws the campus. If there is a case to be made in favor of accreditation, then I would consider it, but I am wary about it. Accreditation also affects the balance of resources on a campus and those kinds of decisions should be made within the university," said Guskin. An audience member asked Guskin to elaborate on the status of the catch-up pay plan for faculty and academic staff. "Everyone has agreed to a plan which will give Madison 15 percent, Milwaukee 12 percent, cluster campuses, such as Parkside, 10 percent and academic staff 6 percent. There seems to be an indication that this plan will go. through," said Guskin. The Open Forum was sposored by the Ranger. Nobody asked me, but... U 9 •oO & Jennie Tunkieicz Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Jim Neibaur Rick Luehr Carol Kortendick Dave McEvoy Jill Whitney Nielsen. Andy Buchanan Wendy Westphal Pat Zirkelbach Brenda Buchanan. Editor Campus News Editor Community News Editor Feature Editor Asst. Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager .... Advertising Manager ... Distribution Manager Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Tim Brass, Kari Dixon, Steve OalMon. Kimberbe Krankfa, Steve Kratochvil, RobbLuehr, Joan Mattox, JnUe Pendleton, Bill Serpe PHOTOGRAPHERS Sue Baumann, Jay Crapser, Darryl Hahn, Kristine Odegard. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification p urposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publi cation Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content Quality quartet set for fall modules A one-credit course, Modules with Professional Associates (41- 391), will be offered either for credit or audit during the fall semester. Orientation will be held on Sept. 17. Following are descriptions of the modules: • Sept. 24 and Oct. 1: "A Small Business Experience: Creative Education Associates," presented by Carol Piggins, director of Creative Education Associates, and Kay Crimnungs Nordeen, its associate director. • Oct. 8 and 15: "Political Communication: Problems and Opportunities," presented by Peter Jansson, a lawyer in private practice. • Oct. 22 and 29: "Best Foot Forward," presented by Serge Logan, director of Corporate Social Responsibility for S.C. Johnson & Sons, Inc. (manufacturers of Johnson's Wax and other products) and James May, Corporate Public Relations Manager for the company. • Nov. 5 and 12: "A Day at an Ad Agency," by Richard Palmquist, president of Palmquist Creative Services, Inc. In addition to the modules, a project meeting and project presentation will be held on Nov. 29 and Dec. 10. These final sessions are mandatory for gaining credit. Students may choose three of the - four modules. Upon completion of the modules, a presentation, either written or oral, is due in order to receive credit for the class. "It's not a research paper," said Judy Logsdon Pugh, Coordinator of the Professional Associates Program. "Rather, it's a free-thinking paper that allows students to explore new ideas. "The point of the Professional Associates Program is to bring the academic and business world together," concluded Pugh. Nobody asked Continued from Page 2 assertiveness and independence about them. In "Bye, Bye Baby" she sings "I ain't got to wait on you/I've got lots of things I gotta do." In "Move Over" she says, "You say that it's over baby/You say that it's over now/But still you hang around/C'mon, why don't you move over?" Contrast the tone and meaning of those lyrics to Lauper's "Girls just want to have fun," and especially Madonna's "Material Girl" in which she proudly sings "The boy with the cold, hard cash is always Mr. Right." One starts to get the feeling that the shallowness and frivolousness are not accidents, but rather marketing tools to sell records and videos. Unfortunately, I think it's having a negative effect on the generation growing up with this music. The cause of the women's movement has probably been set back a few steps with the emergence of "new women" in music. It's very difficult to eradicate sexism, insensitivity and insincerity in this society of major cultural influences insist on perpetuating and exploiting women to make a buck. After musical pioneers like Turner, Slick and Joplin broke new ground twenty years ago, why are we regressing to a Connie Frances kind of female singer? Whatever the answer, Joplin is probably lucky not to be around to listen to the drivel produced today. Nevertheless, I wish she still was. UW-O displays atomic bomb The Atomic Bomb has been on display all week at UW-Oshkosh, the first time the bomb has ever been publicly displayed, as part of Nuclear Awareness Week at the school, sponsored by the UW-Oshkosh Student Association. Friday, April 19, marks the conclusion of the event and special events for the day include: • 12:30-2:30 p.m. — "Second Childhood Band" • 3 p.m. — Chancellor Penson will give an introductory speech • 3:15 — Address by Don Schwartz, UW-0 graduate and now assistant to a senator in charge of the Joint Economic Committee • 4 p.m. — Ad dress by Dr. Jeff Peterson, president of the Wisconsin Chapter of Physicians for Social Responsibility • 4:45 p.m. — G len Silver, producer/ director of the Academy Award-nominated films "The War at Home, "Nicaragua Today" and El Salvador: Another Vietnam" • 5:30 p.m. — "Fire and Ice" band. These events will be held at Shapiro Park, on the Fox River. All are encouraged to attend. Chamber Singers perform Sunday The Parkside Chamber Singers, directed by music professor Steven Powell and assisted by selected members of the Parkside Orchestra, will perform a concert at Grace Lutheran Church, 2006 2 0th St., Kenosha at 3 p.m. on Sunday, April 21. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $2 for others. In observance of the 300th anniversary of the birth of J.S. Bach, the cornerstone of the program will be a performance of B ach's Cantata No. 140 "Wachet Auf (Sleepers Awake)," one of his most famous cantatas. The 30-minute work, written in 1731, contains one of Bach's most well-known melodies, in the violins of the fourth movement, and two lovely duets to go with the beautiful choral movements. The program will also include a capella choral works by Brahms and Haydn and some Renaissance madrigals. The 10-member Parkside Chamber Singers is a select group that performs frequently throughout southeastern Wisconsin. Haberman wins scholarship The Parkside Association of Communicators announced that Natalie P. Haberman has been awarded the PAC Scholarship for Spring 1985. The PAC scholarship was established as a way of recognizing Communication majors who have made extraordinary and valuable contributions to the Communication program, PAC and the university as a whole. Winners must demonstrate excellence both within the classroom and in extracurricular activities. PAC feels that Haberman has done both. Some of her specific accomplishments include: secretary of PAC, member of the International Association of Business Communicators, Homecoming Queen for 1984-85, participant in the Women in Communication Program and staff writer for the Ranger. In addition to these accomplishments, PAC feels Haberman has been a vital and active force in planning and coordinating PAC activities which have benefited many different constituencies within the Parkside community. PAC is proud to have this opportunity to recognize her achievements in this way. Vopat to read from her novel Carol Vopat, associate professor of English, will read from her novel in progress, "The Cookie Stories," Monday, April 29 at 1 p.m. in CA 233. Refreshments will be served. Everyone is invited. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion b e c a u s e i t h a n d s y o u a predigested faith? If so. our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vttal denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. The n ew name of o ur congregation is: BRADfORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Universalis!) Woman's Club • 6028 Stti Ave. Rev. Tony la rsen. Minister *30 a.m. Services ft Sunday School Students maced in Madison UW-Madison campus police maced student CIA recruitment protestors on April 10 when the crowd attempted to cross a police line barring them from the interview location. The Daily Cardinal reported that about 200 students attended the protest at the Engineering Building where 13 students were interviewed for CIA jobs. At least three campus police officers sprayed mace at the crowd in an attempt to disperse the protest. Although campus regulations prohibit campus police from spraying mace above shoulder level, several students were injured do to having the irritant sprayed directly in their faces. Madison campus police have not used mace to control a demonstration since April 10, 1981, exactly five years from the recent incident. The Madison University Committee has agreed to listen to student concerns about CIA recruitment on Monday, April 22. IRS computer system problem The Internal Revenue Service may have trouble getting tax'refunds out before May. 30, when the government has to pay 13 percent interest on all unpaid refunds, the New York Times reported. The delays are mostly being caused by problems with the agency's new computer system, which was just installed. IRS officials say that according to an internal survey taken two weeks ago, the agency was 8 million returns behind. IRS Commissioner Roscoe L. Egger said the agency had "neither the experts nor the resources" to keep the agency's 20-year-old computer running while the new system was being tested. Also, the agency and Sperry, Inc., which manufactured the computers, did not run a full series of tests on the new system. Support in Nam questionable One-third of adult Americans questioned in an ABC News-Washington Post news poll did not know which side the United States supported in the Vietnam War, and more than half did not know what the war was about, Associated Press reported. Twelve percent of the 1,506 adults surveyed said incorrectly that the U.S. backed North Vietnam, and 21 percent answered that they didn't know which side the U.S. backed. In a companion poll of 1,249 Vietnam-era veterans, 61 percent responded that they had a clear idea of what the war was all about, while 37 percent said they did not know clearly what the war was about. When asked if American troops fought in a worthwhile war, 57 percent of the veterans said yes, compared to 41 percent in the other poll, while 37 percent of the veterans said the war was not worthwhile, compared to 55 percent in the general poll who concurred. COMPUTER SYSTEMS: If you're a computer science major, you'll want to be part of today's Air Force. We currently have openings in the Computer Systems areas for graduating seniors with a computer science or related degree. Talk to your Air Force recruiter about the advantages of being an Air Force officer. FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL: Capt. Bob Howald Toll Free 1-800-242-USAF On the leading edge of technology Student art show brings out winners A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impressive diversity of media including painting, sculpture, print-making, ceramics, drawing and weaving is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 2. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. on Tuesday and Thursday. Admission is free and open to the public. The exhibition includes 88 works selected from 180 entries by juror Nancy Hild, of Paste-Up, Etc., a commercial production art studio in Chicago. Hild, who holds an MFA degree from Indiana University in Bloomington, said that the Parkside show is "...outstanding. The range of media and the enormous talent demonstrated really is exceptional." Hild's main criterion for judging was the degree to which artists demonstrated strong aesthetic concepts and the success they had in articulating them. "I was looking for good ideas," she said. "And I found them. I had some tough choices to make." The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by Parkside's art discipline. It includes three cash awards and two honorable mentions as well as a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $50, was awarded to Lee Ann Basterash of Racine for a large oil painting titled "Subliminal Preference." The work is something of a modernized still \SW^SElN life, featuring flowing forms, lines and shapes of, for example, a desk lamp, a pocket calculator and a pair of scissors. The colors are striking, almost neon in intensity, with reds, blues and greens dominating. Basterash created the painting under the supervision of Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick. "Bessy Takes a Vacation," a penand- ink drawing by Susan Miller of Racine, was selected for both the $150 li brary purchase award and a $25 cash award. The drawing shows a beach scene on the French Riviera dominated by a sea of umbrellas, with people lounging in lawn chairs. Nestled improbably among all this is a woman sitting on a stool and milking a cow (presumably the "Bessy" of the title). The bovine's rump is turned toward the viewer. The introduction of the milking scene into a beach milieu produces a humorous and whimsical sense of incongruity. Miller created the drawing under the supervision of Parkside art professor David Holmes. A Trio of Superb Musicians Present FIRST CLASS FOLK Friday, April 26,1985 8:00 p.m. The Prairie Performing Arts Center 4050 Lighthouse Drive Racine,WI 53402 DALGLISH, LARSEN AND SUTHERLAND — have garnered widespread and enthusiastic praise from audiences throughout North America. They present an exhilarating blend of traditional and original music derived from various folk idioms performed on hammer, dulcimer, fiddle, flute, concertina, guitar, banjo, spoons and bones. Their repertoire ranges from Kentucky mountain dance tunes ' and Celtic reels to European folk melodies and 19th century riverboat songs. All Seats Reserved Tickets $6°° Adults S300 Students • Call 639- 3845 for Ticket Reservations Tickets also available at all Heritage Banks in R acine and Schmrtt Musk Store THE PRAIRIE SCHOOL SPONSORS BY cHeritageBank <-* ANomurr Award Recipient A n i n t a g l i o p r i n t t i t l e d "Perched," by Ken Kangas of Kenosha, was the other $25 cash award winner. (Last year Kangas won the first prize cash award.) The print shows a large parrot perched next to a window in a living room. The bird casts a wary eye on the viewer. Kangas makes skillful use of contrasts between light and dark, and between geometric and fluid shapes. He was supervised in the crea- ; pfc Best of Show tion of his print by Parkside art professor Douglas DeVinny. Winners of honorable mentions were a large acrylic painting titled "This Little Piggy," by William Greider of Racine, and an untitled ceramic sculpture by Michael Taylor of Kenosha. Greider's work is a startling blend of whimsy and peril. The painting shows an infant lying in bed next to its sleeping mother. The baby is smiling and wriggling happily, oblivious to a pack of mean-looking pigs clustered around the bed, their long snouts and beady eyes in some cases only inches from the baby's head. In the context of the painting, the pigs are merely images on wallpaper. But the threat seems real enough. Greider made the painting under Holmes' supervision. Taylor's serene ceramic sculpture boasts a variety of exquisite textures and colors. The refined, spherical piece has a smooth base and becomes progressively roughtextured toward the top. Colors include black, aquamarine and purple. Taylor created the work under the guidance of Parkside art lecturer Alex Mandli. All the entries in the show were created by Parkside students under the supervision of art faculty Rollin Jansky, John Murphy, DeVinny, Holmes, Bayuzick and Mandli. Artists entered and their media include: Ken Kangas (intaglio), Jane Soderquist (polyester resin), Joyce Ohlgart (print, colorgraph), Carmen Acosta (lithograph, grapmte), Gabriela Pettit (mixed media), Ann Kestell (lithograph, intaglio), Steve Sadowski (intaglio), Kathy Trentadue (acrylic), Laura Ambrose (stoneware), Anita Lura (clay), Marilyn Weschenefski (welded steel, porcelain), Jo Ann-Marie Blasi (intaglio, felt pen), Jennifer Gourdoux (dry point), Shawn Falduto (prismacolor), Brenda Buchanan (fiber), Susan Schimian (intaglio, watercolor, raku), Gary Weidner (lithograph, intaglio, welded steel), Sendee Houghton-Gardinier (lithograph), Colleen Tobin (lithograph), Lee Basterash (oil), Carol Bohn (oil, prismacolor). Barb Beck (intaglio), Gregory L. Carson (ceramics). Scott Ludwig (prismacolor, raku stoneware), Sue Pasch (pencil, oil), Rita Turner (ceramic, sawdust fired ceramic), Susan M. Miller (pen and ink, intaglio), Diane Caron (raku), Tami Bowman (pencil), Sue Nelson (clay slabs, clay,), Kathy Rider, (painted warp/weft lkat, earthenware), Terri Aaen (raku clay, stoneware). Amy Bernett (pit fired), Michael Taylor (stoneware), Dave Landre (clay), Rachel Klees (clay). Laura Bates iraku clay), Alice Johnson (pencil), Dan McKelvie (acrylic, oil), Christopher Dorf (intaglio), Michael Nitsch (lithograph), Stephen J. Vasy (steel, marble), Joyce Kiesling (intaglio, monoprint. lithograph), Tracy Travis (clay), Christine Sibilsky (pencil). Sarah Kotz-Andersen (pen and ink, pencil), John Zehren (encaustic), Karin Welke (acrylic, lithograph), William J. Greider (acrylic, lithograph), Dan Thomas (clay), Donald O'Hare (ceramic), Richard P. Kruse (acrylic), Eva J. Solarez (clay) and L. Pete Koilman (acrylic). Award Recipient Armenian genocide explored in presentation by Dr. Guroian Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College in Baltimore, Maryland, will give a free public talk on the Armenian genocide at 1 p.m. on Wednesday, April 24, in Union Room 106 at Parkside. Guroian's presentation, titled. "Collective Responsibility and Official Excuse-Making: The Case of the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians," is being organized by Parkside librarian Nazaly Bagdassian and history professor John Buenker. Guroian, whose visit here coincides with the 70th anniversary of the Armenian genocide, which began in 1915, also will speak that evening at the St. Mesrob Armenian Apostolic Church, 4605 Erie St., Racine. There will be a display on the genocide in the Parkside library from April 17 through April 30. Bagdassian said that between 1915 and 1923 some 1.5 million Armenians in Ottoman Turkey were slaughtered on orders of the Turkish government. Hundreds of thousands survived the massacre and w e r e t r a n s p l a n t e d a r o u n d t n e world. The Turkish government to this day refuses to acknowledge that the massacre ever occurred, she said. In conjunction with the 70th anniversary of the genocide, there will be rallies in cities around the world. One will be held in Washington, D.C. and will be attended by genocide survivors, their families and other persons of Armenian descent. It will feature exhibits, seminars and cultural events among other activities. The Armenian National Committee, headquartered in Washington, is strongly advocating the passage of a resolution, co-sponsored by Rep. Les Aspin (D-Wis.) that would make April 24 a "National Day of Remembrance of Man's Inhumanity to Man" with reference to the 1915 Armenian genocide, Bagdassian. Dr. Guroian presented a paper and was a participant at the International Conference on the Holocaust and Genocide, in Tel Aviv, Israel, in 1982. RANGER 5 Thursday, April 18,1985 Student Awards Banquet up and coming April 26 by Julie Pendleton Parkside will holds its sixth annual Student Awards Banquet on Friday, April 26. The agenda for the evening will include cocktails at 5:30, dinner at 6:15, the awards ceremony from 7: 30 to 9:30 and ending the evening, a PAB-sponsored dance in Union Square, free of charge. A 15-minute slide presentation will open the awards ceremony. Then Peer Support, Parkside Activities Board, Student Organizations Council, Parkside Student Government Assocation, Ranger and the All-Campus Events Committee will present various awards to outstanding members of their clubs. In addition to international organizational awards, two prestigious awards are presented. The first is the Outstanding Advisor Award. Any faculty or staff member involved in a student organization may be nominated. Criteria include any singular achievement and/or extraordinary service in advising a student organiztion. Such distinguished service can be one significant activity or a pattern of exemplary service over the years. The deadline for nominations is 4 p.m. Monday, April 22. The second award to be presented is the Distinguished Student Award. Any student currently enrolled at Parkside who is a member WARE scholarships The Women Associated with Real Estate (WARE) is offering two $300 scholarships. Anyone pursuing a business related education is eligible to apply. The scholarships will be awarded on a competitive basis with the criteria for Post Nasal Strip evaluating applicants being scholastic achievement, financial need, leadership potential and motivation. Application forms are available from Mineva Reichenstein, Moln. 344. The application deadline is April 30. Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1985-86 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in go od standing, carrying at least 6 credits per semester and 2.0 cumulative GPA. Qualifications: Previous editorial experience preferred, as is knowledge of UW-Parkside organization and activities. This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 19, 1985 Ranger is looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Club Events of at least one recognized organization may be nominated. Nominees must carry at least six credits and have a minimum 2.0 grade point average. Criteria include any distinguished service or achievement that benefits the student organization or Parkside as a whole. It is a service that exceeds the normal duties of any position held. The distinguished service may be one significant activity or a pattern of exemplary service over the years. The deadline for these nominations is 4 p.m. Wednesday, April 24. Any supporting documents or tangible evidence of outstanding or distinguished behavior for either award should be submitted with the nomination forms in the Student Activities Office. Nomination forms and tickets are now available at the Union Information Desk, the Information kiosk in lower Main Place and in the Student Activities Office. Tickets will be on sale through Wednesday, April 24. Price is $8.30 per person. by Paul Berge Hispanic Club Schedule of Events: • Monday, April 29, Lecture on Hispanics in Education, 12-2 p.m., Moln. 107. • Tuesday, April 30, Movie: "Insurgent Mexico, time and location to be announced. • Wednesday, May 1, Lecture/slide presentation on Mexican Art by Jose Gonzales, 1-2 p.m., Greenquist 101. • Friday, May 3, Mexican Folklore Dance Troupe, 7-8 p.m. Union Square. Dance featuring Villa Fuerte 8 p.m.-l a.m. Union Square. Peer Support Peer Support is having an election of officers on April 24 at 1 p.m. in the PSO office, WLLC D139F. All interested students are requested to be present. Peer Support will be holding an open house/campus tour for new incoming students on Thursday, April 25 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro 111. Information on the university's academic programs, as well as cultural and social activities, will be presented. Members of the faculty and staff, as well as other student groups, will be on hand to answer questions. Peer Support also sponsors two scholarships each year. The PSO Scholarship of $100 is awarded each fall, and the Connie Cummings $100 scholarship is awarded each spring semester. Scholarship applications and information are available in the PSO Office WLLC D139F and in the CSS Office, WLLC D175. For more information, call 553-2706. IVCF Join us Wednesday for a topic and discussion of "Built Up In Christ," on Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. All Christians and non-Christians are encouraged to come for stimulating talks. You will find us' in Moln. 107. Intervarsity Christian Fellowship welcomes everyone. Geology Club Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee, will present a colloquium at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 19 in Greenquist 113, entitled "Modern Marine Sedimentological Techniques Applied to a Lacustrine Environment." The application of these techniques will be focused on the recent work on the Milwaukee Harbor. The talk is free and open to the public. Dr. Sam Huffman, Department of Geology, UW-River Falls, will Present a colloquium entitled "Oil 'otential of the Mid-Continentj Rift, Northern Wisconsin" on Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. The mid-continent rift is, a basinal structure that formed 1000 million years ago and extends from the Keweenaw Peninsula of upper Michigan into central Kansas. This structural basin was filled with sediments, and if those sediments contained organic matter, could yield oil and/or natural gas. Northwestern Wisconsin is currently a target for oil companies who are attempting to acquire drilling rights from local property owners (for royalties on any petroleum found). This basin is similar in origin, though much older, than many current oil-producing areas around the world. HUFVW UMtTED TIME OFFER. COME TO THE ARTCARVED RMG TABLE AM) ORDER YOUR RMGi Dates: Mon. 22, Tues. 23, Time: 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Place: Bookstore W Deposit Required c 1935 ArtCarved Class Rings 18433-6 6 Thursday, April 18,1985 RANGER Peace Corps volunteer returns by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Mary Jane Kortendick, a nursing graduate of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine, feels her stay in Guatemala had its advantages and disadvantages, but mostly advantages. Kortendick returned recently from a three-year stint with the Peace Corps in Guatemala. Kortendick often had to act as a physician, simply because there was no one else. She made diagnoses, treated patients and prescribed drugs, which nurses in the U.S. simply do not do. She had to get used to the role, since nurses in this country take their orders from doctors. She found that she had to get used to the country as well. "I was in shock," Kortendick said of her first night there. She stayed in a small house with a family of 13. "It was a real surprise, to say the least." Once she got over the shock, which involved outhouses with no doors and chickens in the bedroom, she began adjusting to the country and the people. "They are simple, and I don't mean simple-minded," she said. "Guatemalans have more basic life styles and are warmer than we are." The Guatemalans also had trouble adjusting to her, she said. "I was the only blonde many of them had seen in their lives," she said. She also couldn't speak Spanish. But after about three months of language and cultural training, which all Peace Corps volunteers get, she got to know people in San Antonio La Paz, the town of about 3,500 where she stayed. Kortendick often found herself in charge of the town's clinic, since the doctor there would often be away. She had a staff of several workers, who were the equivalent of LPN's in the U.S. After she began working there, which included a six kilometer walk to a health outpost three days a week and giving health care lectures, she found that she began to become part of the community. People called her "Seno," short for senorita, when they greeted her on the street. Kortendick says the pace of life there is much slower than here, with no TV and very few radios. Latin Americans, she said, have a much more relaxed attitude toward time than do North Americans. "In Latin America, there's always tomorrow," she said. She said her stay in Latin America changed her own attitude toward nursing and her expectation of what she wants in her career. "I want to be more independent, she said, "and I want to deal with Spanish-speaking people if possible." Even tnough Kortendick says sne was "more idealistic than realistic" when she joined the Peace Corps, she has few regrets about her stay in Guatemala. "I might have regretted it once or twice, but I'll never regret it again," she said. "It's probably the best thing I've done so far." Peer Support open house and campus tour set An open house and campus tour for incoming Parkside students age 23 and older will be held Thursday, April 25, at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Hall Room 111. The event, sponsored by Peer Support, one of five major student organizations at Parkside, will include information on the university's academic programs as well as its cultural and social activities. Parkside faculty and staff, and representatives of other student groups, will be on hand to answer questions. In addition, applications are being accepted for a $100 Peer Support scholarship for the fall semester. Application forms and further information can be obtained in the Peer Support Office, Room D139F in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, or by calling 553-2705. A week at the Park Accent on Women this weekend EVENTS Thursday, April 18 FILM: "The Hangman" with comments about the holocaust by Chancellor Guskin and Rabbi Marc Gruber at 12 noon in Union 104. The program is free and open to the public. TALK: "Nigeria: In Search of An Acceptable Solution" by Prof. Victor Ororunsola of Iowa State University at 3:30 p.m. in Union 106. The talk is free and open to the public. COURSE: "It's Back to Booze" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ACADEMIC ADVISING '85 FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for FALL SEMESTER. A certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. FALL SEMESTER course schedules are now available, April 9-22 has been designated as an academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty 348 Wyllie Library-Learning Center 553-2368 NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. ext. 2312 fo r details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated R and runs 184 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. COURSE: "Crises of Conscience: Present Moral Problems" starts at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Friday, April 19 SPEAKER: Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee, will present a slide illustrated talk on the use of modern marine investigative instruments in a lacustrine environment at 1 p.m. in Grn. 113. The lecture is f"F00 COLLOQUIUM: "Computers and Composition" by William Wresch of UW-Stevens Point at 1 p.m. in CA 233. The talk is open to the public at no charge. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. CONFERENCE: "Accent on Women" starts at 7 p.m. in Main Place. Call ext. 2496 for information. PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer" starts at 8p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. Saturday, April 20 CONFERENCE: "Accent on Women" continues today with various workshops and seminars pertaining to women. PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, April 21 CONCERT: At 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema featuring the Parkside Swing Choir. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students and senior citizens and $2 f or others. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 22 ROUND TABLE: "The U S SR Revisted" by Prof. Ken Hoover at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: :"Job Search Skills" at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. Tuesday, April 23 WORKSHOP: "Job Search Skills" will be repeated at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. Wednesday, April 24 SPEAKER: Dr. Sam Hufman, Department of Geology, UW-River Falls, will present a lecture "Oil Potential of the Mid-continent Rift in Northwestern Wisconsin." The lecture is free and will be held in Grn. 113 at 1 p.m. COFFEESHOP: featuring Sally Fingerett from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Come, join the fun! Sponsored by PAB. LECTURE: "Collective Responsibility and Official Excuse-Making: The Case of the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians" by Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College, Baltimore, at 1 p.m. in Union 106. The lecture is open to the public at no charge. LECTURE: "War and Ethos" by Prof. John Longeway at 1 p.m. in Moln D107. The lecture is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" starts at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. LECTURE: "Philosophy and Literary Interpretations: Three Ways of Looking at Wallace Stevens' 'Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird' " at 3:30 p.m. in CA 223. The event is free and open to the public. CONFERENCE: "Working Moms" starts at 6 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Workshop discounts available for students Discounts for all Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center seminars, workshops and conferences are now available to the Parkside community. Full or part time employees receive a 25 percent discount, alumni receive a 25 percent discount and students receive a 50 percent discount. RANGER Woodstock • • • • • 7 Thursday, April 18,1985 Film presentation celebrates a past decade We were so close, There was no room, We bled inside Each other's wounds. We all had caught The same disease - We all sang The songs of peace. —Melanie Safka This week's PAB film, "Woodstock," is the 1970 Oscar winner for best documentary. "Woodstock" is more than just the documentary of a 1969 gala concert. It is the definitive statement of the sixties, the culmination of that era's youth's feelings about love, hate, war, peace, black and white. Anti-hippie idealists will argue that the film is dated, and many important performers (Janis Joplin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Band) are not in the film, while some minor ones (It's a Beautiful Day, Sha Na Na) are. But that doesn't take away from the power of Joan Baez's rendition of "Joe Hill" or Arlo Guthrie's seriocomic ode to dope smuggling, "City of Getting back to the garden New Orleans." Jimi Hendrix makes^ the definitive statement of sixties youth patriotism with his rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner," and Country Joe McDonald's infamous "Fish Cheer" sums up Vietnam in four handy letters. There is more than a touch of melancholy in the experience of viewing this film more than fifteen years after a fact. We have come full circle, the deadening effect of Reaganism presently abroad in this country making the overall effect of "Woodstock" more than a little sad. Joan Baez dedicating "Drug Store Truck Driving Man" to Reagan (who was then only governor) is almost frightening now that the same man is running the country. "Woodstock' is also a sad signpost for the seventies. It was the last true expression of a mass love/friendship experience where race, creed, color, religion, status, et al, didn't matter. The film captures much of the excitement and emotion that was "Woodstock." Unlike, say "Hair" (which was what the squares all thought the sixties were all about), "Woodstock" reveals the true meaning behind the rebellion in rock music and in youth. They rebelled against authority and questioned it because they were against society's barriers. They were against racial prejudice, rash judgments of one's fellow man, war, violence and the feeling that touching was sexually derived and nothing less. Maybe we need another "Woodstock" today, but the ugly truth is that it wouldn't draw the 500,000 that this event drew. Not enough people care anymore. Don't miss the film. Parkside student recalls attending Woodstock by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Jenny Carr was 19 when she hitchhiked with her then-husband and friends to Max Yasgur's farm in New York to attend what she believed would be tantamount to today's King Richard's Faire. She attended the real Woodstock, a concert- made documentary of which will be shown on campus this week. "It was advertised on the radio like King Richard's Faire," she said. "It was going to be a weekend of rock and roll, no big deal. "My husband at the time was a Bob Dylan freak and Dylan had been making surprise appearances whenever The Band performed. The Band was to be appearing at Woodstock, so that's why we went. "The radio ads stated that it was going to be a farm, that there were going to be lots of meadows, that tents were going to be set up and that between acts you could walk around and talk to the musicians. "We didn't drive. We hitchhiked, took the bus, hitchhiked some more. On the bus it was like a brotherhood. We were all going to the same place, everybody was dressed the same, and everyone knew we were all going together to this 'happening.' " Coffeehouse Jenny continued, "As we got closer, there were as many people coming back as were going in. We thought we had missed it, but when we asked the people coming back, they said it was just too crowded." "People who owned houses in the area set up Kool Aid and water stands, giving us free Kool Aid and water. It was a really hot, humid day," she said. "We got in and found ourselves a spot on a hill right in front of the stage. Bands played, it rained and they stopped a while, then began playing again. There was lots of food, dope and wine, everybody sharing with each other. And there were no hassles. At one point we just wanted to get a little closer to the stage, so we just walked right up there. It was like Moses parting the Red Sea. Rather than hassle us about getting in the way, people just moved aside and let us by. In the morning Grace Slick came out and started giving out bread. Everyone was really comfortable. It was nice." Jenny described the event as magical, stating that one would fall asleep hearing a band like Creedence Clearwater Revival playing live, wake up and find Jefferson Airplane performing on stage. The mood was one of love and peace, never knew anyone who was killed in Vietnam, but I still cry for everyone who ever was; I don't have to know them personally. Today people don't want a nuclear war. Neither do I, but it's because I don't want to get killed and I don't want YOU to get killed. So many people are worried only about themselves. They're a product of the seventies "Me Decade." Jenny continued, "The drummer in Def Leppard lost his arm. That's going to change his life, it's tragic! But the attitude is 'So what?' There are a million more like him. My generation followed the belief that everyone was unique. Everyone had something to offer. We didn't think 'So what?' when it didn't happen to affect us personally." In recalling the "me decade," Jenny said, "Martin Luther King was killed, then Bobby Kennedy, then Nixon was elected, then we had Woodstock. Nixon soon pulledi down his pants in front of the whole country. Finally America said, 'Well, who can you trust? I trust me. Me, me, me!' And that's the way it is." Jenny Carr not sex and drugs. "Whenever I mention I was at Woodstock, people always ask about the drugs and the nudity. The only nudity we saw were some people bathing." Woodstock was characterized by no pretension and a lot of caring. Jenny attempted to explain the caring of her generation. "The Vietnam war had a lot to do with our concept of caring. I Fingerett a talented stylist Sally Fingerett, whose talents have graced many festivals and concerts, is to appear at the next Coffeehouse presentation on Wednesday, April 24 in the Union Bazaar from noon until 2 p.m. and again from 6 to 8 p.m. Playboy Magazine called her album "a fine debut album." Red Skelton called her musical salute to him, "The Redman," "heartfelt warmth." Northern Essex Community College in Massachusetts referred to her as "exciting and energetic." Sally Fingerett was nominated "Coffeehouse Performer of 1984" by the National Association of Campus Activities. Her country-cumfolk musical style has been compared to Jimmy Buffett, Harry Chapin and Joni Mitchell. As with all Coffeehouse performers, Sally's performance is free, with free popcorn served. Being the last Coffeehouse presentation of the year, Sally Fingerett should serve as a very effective culmination of an excellent year of free entertainment. idnight un Tanning Salon^ Get Your Tan before IrM| Summer Starts College Student Special 10 sessions for '40.00 (Bring your I.D.) Reg. s5.00 per session 8 sessions for $35.00 15 sessions for $60.00 20 sessions for $75.00 609 Wisconsin Ave. Downtown Racine 633-3022 TRY US FREE FOR 15 MINUTES NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security; involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit; must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Friday, April 26. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. 8 Thursday, April 18,19$S RANGER The Tubes in concert Fee Waybill spills guts about rock and roll by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Last Friday, April 12, the Tubes and Utopia invaded the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee with their unique brands of music and spectacle. After a 45-minute delay due to technical problems, Utopia (Todd Rundgren, Kasim Sultan, Roger Powell and Willie Wilcox) took the stage with a very entertaining one hour set. The group's characteristic blend of close vocal harmonies and superb musicianship proved to be a great crowd pleaser, and showed that they are one of the most unfairly underrated bands in music today. Then it was time for The Tubes. A black curtain parted to reveal an immense set featuring a long central staircase and movable platforms for the keyboards and drums. The Tubes (Fee Waybill, Bill Spooner, Michael Cotton, Vince Welnick, Rick Anderson, Prairie Prince and Roger Steen) had the audience on its feet for most of the one and one-half hour show. The show was filled with the elaborate theatricality that has become the group's trademark. Costumed characters and scantily-clad dancers came and went as the group presented songs from their new album "Love Bomb," as well as old favorites like "Mondo Bondage" and "White Punks On Dope." The group also utilized a video screen to provide a film lead-in to The Tubes in concert at the Riverside Photos by Robb Luehr the production number "Wild Women of Wongo" and a brief "commercial" for their new album. The highlight of the show was the appearance of Waybill's most famous character, Quay Lewd. Descending the central staircase in pseudo-Victorian garb and wearing two-foot high platform shoes, Waybill launched into the most entertaining portion of the program, a medley consisting of "White Punks on Dope," "Mondo Bondage" and the Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing There," in which Waybill chased most of the performers on the stage with a chainsaw. The elaborate stage shows have become a trademark for the Tubes, and Waybill says they change frequently to keep the shows fresh. "We do a new show every album," Waybill said. "When we do a new tour, we do a new show. We used to do way too many 'show' numbers. It used to be nothing but show segments through the whole concert, and nobody got the music — it never sunk in. It was just too much overload. So we learned to do straight performance sections as well as the show sections, and we try to blend them together so you get the full benefit of both the music and the visual. It's a fine line. We've gone both ways. We've done way too much show, and then we've gone to the other extreme in reaction and done too much straight performance stuff. Now we've sort of come back to a balance, a kind of harmony." Waybill went on to explain that the shows are not only changed between tours, but often change goes on during a tour. "We find out as we go along that some things don t really work, and some things work so well that we want to put them farther back in the show to save for a big finish. It just depends. We've had disastrous failures, numbers we've only performed two or three times because the routine was so esoteric or so completely unfocused that nobody knew what the hell was going on. We've had classics like that we've never done again. There may be one or two of these in this show for all I know, but you can never tell." Waybill said the reason the Tubes and Utopia decided to torntogether is that the audience for both groups is similar. "Somehow the fans of Todd's and Tubes fans are a lot alike, in that they aren't in the 'stream.' Probably not Prince fans. We're kind of an alternative to popular listening. We don't get played much on the radio, and God knows they hardly ever play Todd on the radio. So it's sort of a n alternative for people who don't want to listen to Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Prince." Unlike most bands today, The Tubes are not interested in saturating the market with music videos. "We purposely don't do a lot of videos," Waybill explained, "because I think the whole video scene has gone down the toilet. People see so many videos of a band that the whole mystique of live performance is lost. So our not doing many videos helps to keep our live performances more mysterious and there's more curiosity about what we might do live. I think that's why we've managed to stay together all these years. We can still garner that curiosity out of people." The members of the Tubes were Fee Waybill raised in Phoenix, but moved to California when they wanted to get into the music business. They ended up in San Francisco, home to other diverse artists such as Greg Kihn, The Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane/Starship. Waybill said he thinks it is the environment and atmosphere that seem to draw these performers to San Francisco. "It takes a different kind of person to live in San Francisco. A lot of great music comes from L.A., but San Francisco is a little more esoteric. It's a melting pot — there aren't a lot of natives there. "People like us were saying, 'Let's get into the music business. We gotta go to L.A.' And we went to L.A. and realized there's no fucking way to live in that city. It's disgusting. So we went up to San Francisco, because it's just up the road. It's clean, there's no pollution and it's a very liberal culture. And basically, you can get away with murder there." PAB sponsors Kentucky Derby trip The Parkside Activies Board (PAB) is sponsoring a trip to the Kentucky Derby on May 3, 4 and 5. The price for the trip is $35 which includes round trip motorcoach transportation, two nights camping at the University of Louisville Derby Hostel (located only six blocks from Churchill Downs), access to school shower facilities and cooking grills. Infield passes for the Derby will be available at the gate on Derby day for an additional $20. Tents and sleeping bags will be available at discount rates at the Rec Center, and there will be two circus tents at the hostel for those without a tent. The tour will leave Parkside at 5:30 a.m., Friday, May 3, and will return at 10 p.m., Sunday, May 5. Space is limited to 47 people. Further information and sign up are available in the Student Life Office, Union 209. Letter to the Editor - faith healing Continued from Page 2 lelujah!' and 'Praise the Lord!' All they're really after is my money!" It's funny to say this, but that's what I used to think! Then it happened to both my wife and me. We were intrigued when we heard about this stuff, so we went and checked it out for ourselves. My wife had a short leg that was causing her back problems. She went up to the altar for prayer after the service, and her leg grew to full length before our eyes. We couldn't believe it! Since then we've seen many things happen. Many short legs have grown, blind eyes and deaf ears have been opened, and cancers have disappeared. People have even been set free from drug and alcohol addiction, migraine headaches and homosexuality. Since my wife's first healing, we have been attending this small church in downtown Kenosha pastored by Gerald Moravec. It is one of the 1600 affiliate churches across the country and around the world. Many denominations are joining in each day. Now this letter is not intended as a recruiter, only to make people aware that our God cares for us and wants to set us free. The services air via live satellite at 6:45 p.m. Monday through Friday and 5: 45 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. The Kenosha Word of Faith is located at 5621 6 th Avenue, Kenosha. The phone number is 657-5373. There's no cost and all are welcome. Sincerely, Tom Hathoot NEVER A COVER I Learn to quit smoking at St. Luke's - * - — W* P" J M M M M • VdU r»On mol'Q o frocb cforf /inn O a Meachem 554-6644 (Behind Ferraro's and White Hen) You can make a fresh start in April by joining St. Luke's Hospital's Fresh Start-Quit Smoking clinic co-sponsored by the American Cancer Society. The clinic meets from 5 to 7 p.m. on April 16, 17, 18 and 23. Call 636- 2811 weekdays 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. for required registration. The fee is $10. RANGER 9 Thursday, April 18,1985 Theater ~ Julich and Miskulin discuss futures by Bill Serpe In 1980 Lee VanDyke came to Parkside as head of the Dramatic Arts Discipline. His intention was to build the department and the staff into an effective major program. That same year, Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin came to Parkside as dramatic arts students. Their intentions were to become professionals in the theater. In May they will both graduate, having reaped the most benefits from Van- Dyke's program. "The new additions to the staff, Skelly Warren, Judy Snider and Keith Harris, brought with them connections to the profesisonal stage," said Julich. "They made us all more aware as professionals. We couldn't afford to mess up because these were our connections to the future." Next summer Julich will be working as a member of "The Troupe" in Colorado Springs, Colorado. "Dave Thompson is the director there. Skelly Warren had worked with that group at one time. Dave came to Parkside to see our production of 'Crimes of the Heart.' He hired me on the spot to work with him this summer doing 'Crimes' and three other shows. It was Dave's direction connection with Skelly that got me the job." Miskulin will be going to Southern Methodist University in Dallas this fall. His full scholarship came as a result of VanDyke's efforts and honesty in approaching graduate school auditions. "He (VanDyke) told me that it was going to be rough and he didn't know if I had enough experience to make the fights," said Miskulin. "His honesty made me work harder and be better. I wouldn't have made it if he had let me slide by with less sound advice." The competition that both Miskulin and Julich found themselves up against was stiffer than one would imagine. "SMU accepted six men and four women out of some six hundred candidates," said Miskulin. "At the end of their three- Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin year program, they present their graduates in New York City in a showcase performance that will expose us to agents from live theater, television and movies." While Julich has accepted the position in Colorado, she is still waiting to hear from the Actors Theatre in Louisville, Kentucky. "While I was in New York over spring break, I auditioned for these people. They had 3,000 candidates for their program and will accept sixteen into their fall semester," said Julich. "I have since gone to Louisville for a call-back, which is like making the first cut. Now it's the old waiting game to see if I make the team." Julich and Miskulin will be performing in "She Stoops to Conquer," which opens on the Comm Arts Main Stage tomorrow night. It will be their final performance at Parkside and the culmination of their many efforts in the dramatic arts discipline. "Lee has built a program that allowed us to work with so many different people," said Miskulin. "The more directors and the more personalities you have to deal with, the more you learn. Besides VanDyke, we have worked under several other directors who have brought their professional talents and connections to us. They have been very helpful in preparing us for the reality of professional theater." "The staff here gets you involved in every aspect of the theater," said Continued on page 11 , Desperately Seeking Susan * • Madonna can act O-K, but it doesn't really matter by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor New singing star Madonna makes her screen acting debut (she appeared without dialogue in "Vision Quest" as a nightclub singer and has done some porno flick work) in Susan Seidlman's "Desperately Seeking Susan." The plot deals with a bored housewife, Roberta (Roseanna Arquette), who becomes her idol, Susan (Madonna), after a blow on the head gives her amnesia. This is very similar to last year's better "American Dreamer," the only difference being that "Desperately Seeking Susan" is directed more toward the younger set. As an actress, Madonna succeeds in playing an extension of her own musical persona (which is markedly more interesting than counterpart Cyndi Lauper). Her attire looks as though she dressed in a hurry on her way to a bowling tournament, and shots of a scantily-clad Madonna reveal her excess body mass. This doesn't take away from the fact that she has a nice, natural acting ability that makes it easy to understand her present day popularity with teenage girls. Considered an angrier, more "serious" top 40 performer than Lauper, Madonna utilizes her wise-gal charm to its fullest. Roseanna Arquette, by contrast, is a slim, attractive, charming actress whose performance is another of the film's highlights. Achieving notoriety as Gary Gilmore's tragic girlfriend in the made-for-TV flick about the assassin's life and as the Jewish princess in "Baby It's You," Arquette (whose grandfather is the late Hollywood Squares TV comic, Charley Weaver), further displays her skills as an actress, managing to balance between sex kitten and serious thespian images without stumbling into the quagmire of screen actresses with serious character limitations. Aidan Quinn is fine as Arquette's alter ego's lover, Mark Blum is effective as her stuffy husband and Robert Day does fine as Madonna's confused boyfriend. The shots of New York are scenic, the glimpses of that city's various "types" are both amusing and rather fascinating, while the soundtrack plays everything from Madonna's own work to Betty Everett's "Shoop Shoop Song." With all of these good points, "Desperately Seeking Susan" still fails to rise above mediocrity. The script, by Leora Barish, is rife with cliches, while Susan Seidlman's direction maintains a very slow pace that is quite ineffective. The scenes just ramble into one another with sluggish transitions, giving the overall production a very lazy look. Many sequences state that the film cries for a faster pace, but things don't pick up until the end, which comes off as frustrating and ultimately rather disturbing, the abruptness in pace-changing throwing the film's rhythm further off the track. "Desperately Seeking Susan" is artistically insubstantial, but may possess greater appeal for fans of the performers, who are more interested in seeing Madonna display, her personality than in seeing a good movie. It is a film of good average worth, but still flawed in many essential ways. $£ (Dill* ^uicct l^hoppe 20% OFF Smoked Almonds We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. 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Greek letter I Initwl Ftfflliim ftvnflirmfl 1 u i nursaay, AprU 18, 1985 RANGER Team looks back by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Next year, the wrestling team will not have any returning Ail- Americans, the first ever for Jim Koch. "We'll be hit really hard," said Koch. "Our top three wrestlers are leaving." Next year, however, is still far away. As Koch looks back on this past season, Koch feels his team's top performance was at the Midwest Classic last January, when the team fell short of winning by onequarter of a point. Other notable performances for the Rangers were the Wisconsin Collegiate Tournament and the Warhawk and Wheaton invitationals. Koch said the team also defeated, for the third time, rival Northern Michigan. Though the team had its moments of success, Koch felt the year could have been better. "Losing Todd Yde for a month really hurt us as a team. Also, that extra month could have meant an NCAA National finish for him. Mike Muckerheide, a senior at 158 lbs., had one of the best records for Parkside, finishing his career with 15845-9. Muckerheide suffered from an elbow injury the entire year. Koch felt that if Muckerheide was in perfect condition, he might have done even better, though Koch admitted he had an outstanding year as it was. As far as Outstanding Wrestler, Koch said the team has not decided who will be accorded this title. He did say the choice will probably be between tri-captains Muckerheide, Yde and Ted Keyes. Wrestling successfully on the mat was important, but academics also played an important role for the men. Muckerheide and Keyes were named Academic All-Americans, the second time for each. Final standings for the year for individual wrestlers are: Dan Hall (sophomore) 30-14; Jack Danner (sophomore) 31-15; Mark Dubey (sophomore) 22-17; Yde (senior) 34- 13; Keyes (senior) 37-14; Craig Patz (freshman) 25-12 and Don VerBruggen (freshman) 9-7. 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Ranger needs writers ANDERSON T RANSCRIPTION & • TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637 3600 Jacqueline Anderson • 1441 Park Avenue • Racine, Wisconsin RANGER 11 Thursday, April 18,1985 Parkside tennis player warming up for a match against rival Carthage. Parkside defeated Carthage 12-0 on Wednesday, April 10. Photo by Kris Odegard Quincy tournament means The softball team had an unsuccessful weekend when it played in the Quincy Tournament on Friday and Saturday. The women came home with a record of 1-3. The Ranger's first game was against The College of St. Francis. The game was tight all the way until the seventh inning, when Parkside lost due to a "mental error." Parkside, however, outhit St. Francis 6-1. Parkside's only victory was against Augustana College. The final score was 6-3. Renee Spear went two for three with one double header and one triple. Janet Koenig pitched five innings and Michele Martino "saved the game" by pitching the last two. The next game for Parkside was against Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville (SIU Edwardsville). Parkside walked away with another loss 2-0. This game ended pool play, with the Rangers fourth in their pool. In what Coach Linda Draft called "an up-and-down game," Parkside lost their next game to host Quincy, 8-4. Martino pitched 3Vh innings with Koenig finishing the game. Koenig went three for four, with two hits carrying balls over the fence for homeruns. Ann Althaus went three for three. "I think we could have come back with a record of 3-1, but instead we had 1-3," said Draft. She added that many tough schools participated in this tournament. The next tournament for the team will be this weekend at the College of St. Francis. Northwoods National Karate Championship loss for softball team Outstanding Sound System • Live DJ 7 Nights • Dance Floor & Lighting System • 64" Big Screen TV • Comfortable Seating • 3 Pool Tables • Video Games • Kitchen • & THE LIST GOES ON! The Northwoods National Karate Championship will be held at Parkside Sunday, April 21. Eliminations will begin at 11 a.m., and the finals will begin at 3: 30 p .m. Advance spectator tickets will be sold at the Black Belt Karate Studios in Racine and Kenosha, and at Sixth Degree Martial Arts Supplies in Kenosha. Advance ticket price is $1. Tickets sold at the door are: adults, $4, children, $3 (under six free). For more information, call 554- 5105. Kenosha's ninth annual "Seasons on Ice" The Kenosha County Ice Arena will present its ninth annual Ice Holidays, "Seasons on Ice," at the arena located at 7727 60th Ave., Kenosha. The four performances are: Friday, April 26 at 7 p.m., Saturday, April 27 at 1:30 and 7:00 p.m. and Sunday, April 28 at 1:30 p.m. The show is under the direction of Candi Neveu and features figure skaters and hockey players from the Kenosha-Racine area. Call 694-8010 or s top in at the Ice Arena for tickets. Puzzler Answers Julich/Miskulin Theater futures • Continued from rage 9 Julich. "You have mere freedom here to design your own program within the spectrum of the curriculum. I've had so many teachers ar.d so many various opportunities that there is nothing that should r >p me in the professional theater." Although they are leaving 1'* dramatic arts discipline at Parkiide, both Miskulin and Julich will be a continuing asset to the department. With their futures already secured in graduate work, they represent the high calibre of training that is a direct result of the program that VanDyke has built in the last five years. Janet Broeren caught between second and third base last Wednesday, April •«Ib' wl*d l*• I' •I' -tf Pork/s Tavern & Cocktail Lounge "Fast becoming the talk of the town" 2109-2117 91st St. • Kenosha ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • '1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! THURSDAY... ** Bar Stool Races! ** Nuts & Bolts Contest ** 7-9 p.m. Ladles Drink Free! 25* Tap/75* Mixed/'2 Pitchers MILLER HIGH UFE ATHLETES OF THE WEEK Duane McClean Captain of the baseball team, senior Duane McClean plays centerfield. Duane hit 7 for 15, including 7 RBI's. Mike Stolnak Mike, a junior, plays left field. He hit 8 for 15, including 2 home runs. "Make it the happy hour," yelled Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner to his team in last Thursday's game against Lewis University. It wasn't the happy hour for Parkside, however, as Lewis won the double header, 5-3 and 11-0. Parkside outhit Lewis 9-3 in the first game. Tim Sorensen pitched five innings and Kyle Backes finished the game pitching two innings. The following game, Oberbruner wanted to try out his pitching staff and divided pitching between Chris Rozell and Mike Zuckley. The team traveled to Aurora College Friday and lost. Pitcher Rozell had a no-hitter for four and onehalf innings. After that, Rozell started getting tired and made four errors. Backes replaced him, but he made three errors. "We opened up to Lewis, who is very strong, and they nailed us. We didn't get out of that," said Oberbruner about Friday's loss to Aurora. Saturday, however, the Rangers were out of t heir slump as they de feated Milwaukee School of Engineering (MSOE) in the first 16-3. Sorensen pitched, three hits and striking out five. The second game was rained out in the third inning. Parkside had the lead, 9-0, but wasn't given the game because of t he lack of innings played. The Rangers will be playing today against Lakeland College at 2 p.m. Photo by Kris Odegaard Parkside player throws bat after hitting ball to defending team Lewis. The Rangers gave up their benches to Lewis University at last Thursday's game. 12 Thursday, April 18, 1985 " RANGER Parkside's Patti Mueller rounds second base as Loyola fields the ball. More photos inside. Pboto by Chris Mayes hi ba Season begins with loss Photo by Kris Odegaard A Parkside baseball player sliding into home base. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, Issue 27, April 18, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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